Moldy charme on my arm
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust!
In Air Bnb we trust!
A key in a box? Man it felt like Ford Knox!
We tried and tried, got more tired and tired!
When the magic happend, we could have slapped it - the green door opened and there we found it:
Apartment with rooms,
with doors,
with floors,
with a bed, even with a TOILET!
What more can you wish for???
I am thinking a sticky floor,
maybe a dirty door?
We went, we saw - we left!
at one point it even felt like theft.
Will we returne into the arme(s)
of the golden moldie charme?
No charme
- no harm?
Toilet paper 1/2 roll, thanks very much, you shouldn't have -
that is really too much.
When asked to please write a good review, we laughed our asses off -
ha' ha' like no one knew!
Recommendations:
Key box tjeck?
Some charme indoor?
A new dishwasher, without mold?
Slippers for indoor use or maybe clean the floor?
Remember the number of the apartment is nr 5 - not 6 -