Don't be put off by the listing name (I have to admit, it's actually what attracted me to it in the first place!) - you will have no issues with noise or boredom at Ivos' apartment!
From the get go Ivos was responsive, welcoming and helpful. Instructions on how to reach the apartment were clear as day (it's very easily accessible from Schönefeld airport - I can't speak for Texel but im sure it's just as easy on Berlin's fantastically simple public transport). Ivos was on time to meet me which was much appreciated in the December winds! A super friendly guy, made me feel at home right away in a city that's new to me. He showed me all the cool places to be, he read me like a book in that regard as he knew exactly what I'd enjoy :)
The apartment itself is up on the 9th floor so the noise levels aren't as bad as you'd think. I'm a heavy sleeper so I wasn't bothered at all, Ivos also provides earplugs in case you're more sensitive to noise but I wouldn't say you'd have any issues. The space was perfect for me as a solo traveler - a comfy bed, a working shower, and a coffee machine to wake me up in the mornings. All listed amenities are provided and easy to use where applicable!
There's a bar right downstairs (which I must add you cannot hear any noise from in the flat!) if you don't want to travel far for a drink or a bite to eat, but if you're feeling more adventurous there's plenty of lovely local restaurants and bars in the area, easily accessible by public transport or walking. You're also within good distance of all the major tourist sites, like the Berlin Dom, Reichstag/Bundestag building, museum island, etc.
Overall I had an amazing stay at Ivos' place, it's nice to feel at home in a new city and this apartment ticks all the boxes for me. I'd happily stay again given the opportunity. Thanks very much Ivos!