If you are not really in to sleeping or taking showers, this stylish Berlin flat is great for you.
First thing you'll notice when you enter the flat will be how small the bathroom is. It's sometimes happens in old buildings, and you had to expect it. But here it's on a new level. There is no way your whole face fits on the sink. Wash first upper half, than second half otherwise you get terribly wet. So it's better to opt for a shower instead, which is another bad experience thanks to crazy fluctuating water heat levels, and terrible shower head that squirts in every direction. (Need a Grohe maybe?)
But if you get past cleaning yourself, you can enjoy a morning coffee in the beautiful kitchen. Stylish, large and probably got every tool you need, with a lovely street view. If you are coming to Berlin to cook stuff instead of enjoying cities' culinary experiences, that is the perfect home for you.
Best surprise flat got for you is the little explosions in the bedroom. What could bring an excitement like imminent death threat! Don't worry it's the gas heater inside the cabinet. Whose brilliant idea to put a huge gas heater inside bedroom cabinet I don't know, but it makes sure you don't sleep at all. But you are not in berlin to sleep aren't you ;)
A little explosion sound effect every two minutes. Get up, open the cabinet and good luck figuring out using someone else's heater. Which you'll regret in the morning when you wake up to a freezing cold house. And best part is to surprise your loved ones who takes a shower when you are sleeping. Wake up to ice cold squirting shower, nothing wakes you up like that!
But since you can't sleep anymore, go to living room to enjoy vintage furniture and a great selection of art books. I always prefer reading art to sleep, especially in Berlin. Art books are important. Speaker in the bookshelf is vintage too, so bring your speakers if you'd like to listen music.
Best part of the stay is the super nice host that doesn't listen to a word you said. She texted kindly saying I need to leave the house at 11am. I kindly replied "I will leave at 12am". She kindly replied "Great. Usually the checkout time is 11 am.". Next day when I'm trying to pack my stuff cleaning lady appeared at the door 11am sharp. I guess the cleaning lady's scheduling priorities are more important than my flight time. Great! Don't listen to each other as long as we are kind! Look how nicely arrogant I am! It takes 4 hours to clean a tiny home!
Anyway that's a great house for kitchen and living room experiences. It's Berlin, it's up to you what you do in the beautiful kitchen or living room. And don't forget to appreciate the art books.
For bedroom and bathroom, maybe you should book a nice hotel room close by on the side.