* A claustrophobic, one-person only lift
* Option of 150 spiral, wooden steps to climb with flimsy handrail if lifts aren't your thing
* No means of escaping the sixth floor, end apartment should a fire occur
* Dusty apartment with previous occupants' hair strewn about the place
* A rock-hard bed
* No sheets or pillows provided for the sofa bed
* A 'super' host who initially ignored my request for him to book us a taxi for the airport and was subsequently surprised that I thought that was part of the service - my mistake
* A service charge of £129 (not sure what the service provided is)
* A 10 minute walk from the Arc de Triomphe
* A view of the top of Eiffel Tower from living room