I reserved this place based on the listing, as we do here on airbnb.
I should've known then that things are never that easy in Prague. It seems airbnb in this town is based on minimal effort, maximum profit.
After driving for 10 hours, I find the location easy enough, checkin was easy. Then going down to a seemingly abandoned basement retrofitted to look like a habitus.
Separated from shouting neighbors by a thin door, I'm treated to dirty floors, doors, and walls. I high five a spider as I check out the bathroom and take a whiff of a sewery stench.
Strange empty rooms, fridge hidden away in a construction area. Does someone else have access to this area? I don't know.
I sit down on the filthy kitchen seat, which nearly collapses under my weight.
At this point I check the listing to be sure I'm in the right place, and not some cruel joke. But no, Ondrej has done a wonderful job taking incredible pictures to make this place look MUCH better than it actually is.
I left and got a hotel. Luckily Airbnb was able to get me a full refund for my experience, but you may not be so lucky. Just avoid this place and find something else.
What a waste of time.