Q: Hey tried to make some coffee and the but instead the coffee machine leaked water all over the kitchen counter. I don’t think it is working.
A: Yes I know. Use the French press.
Q: Hey it is really hot today and I don’t think the air conditioning is working. Can you please fix it?
A: OK sending maintenance.
***Maintenance guy barges into the apartment and knocks off and breaks a computer hard drive. Confirms the air conditioner is not working. Then comes back with a fan to replace the air conditioner. A fan!***
Q: Hey I started doing some laundry in the washing machine but the dryer here is not working and it is throwing an error. Is there a way to fix it?
A: The dryer is not listed as an amenity.