Serious review: Winnie was a marvellous host who went out of her way to make my stay enjoyable, her place was clean and tidy, the room warm and cosy and super close to Everything! I'm going to be back, for sure!

Joke review approved by host: As your Pine Yoga Studio host & connector, concierge, principal flautist, chief purser, head chef, farmer, thespian and social director, Winnie is a fully-evolved dynamo with a watchmakers attention to detail! Nature abhors a vacuum, I'm told, and leaves no vacuum at the Studio, though it calls often. After lights are out, you will be sleeping in the comfiest murphy bed on the planet in this phenomenal abode. Relaxation will otherwise be impossible (if you so desire) in the pine yoga studio with the "fullest schedule" known to man and whiplash-inducing tour of Victoria and the Island. The Cow Mobile is a fully equipped, state-of-the-Arts vehicle by virtue of cow suit that often comes in handy. The bathrobe, tights and chamber towel rack hooked me! Enjoyment and breakfast on the beach is compulsory and visit from the Queen optional. Just look for the neighbourhood red lamps and come on in to meet Anya the adorable cat! :) Seriously folks I had a ball! Signed Most Perfect Guest Ever No. 9!