This suite is reached via a dark, unlit pathway and a steep set of stairs to a deep underground basement entrance.
The suite has paper thin walls so that you hear every word spoken by people on the other side of the wall. There’s a yappy dog that barked for at least a third of my stay. The space is small but most annoyingly incredibly under-utilized - there’s room for a comfortable chair or love seat but instead there’s an empty and awkward kitchen area and not a single comfortable place to sit.
The kitchen lacks even a butter knife, has the world’s smallest microwave and the coffee maker produced a few dribbles of brown water with lots of coffee grinds in it. Sleeping was difficult because the bed is a slab of stone with a sheet on it and the house’s mechanical noises screech all night.
Finally there was zero hospitality offered by the host, no message upon booking and no exterior lights left on at the front or side of the house.