I'll make this easy: if you're reading reviews for this place, just book it. You won't go wrong. Not hyperbole - this is one of the best places I've ever stayed. Everything was easy, everything was comfortable, everyone was friendly, you get the idea. I was sincerely mad at myself that I'd only booked a single night there after the fact in spite of other plans I had elsewhere in the country.
To start, Michelle and Scott were a blast. They're sincerely decent and fun people who have the rare capacity to have just the right touch when dealing with guests. I never felt either ignored or like I was watched like a hawk. And they were perfectly happy to let me choose whether I wanted to be sociable or not. Michelle was happy to have a few extras that I'd requested ready for my arrival, and the rides back and forth to the airport were far less stressful than having to deal with a cab minutes after landing in a new country.
Adding to that, their knowledge of the country and even region as a whole is pretty dang thorough, and they were able to tell me about more places to check out than I'd have ever thought to ask about. The knowledge was invaluable for the rest of my trip. To make it even better, Michelle even offered that I could ask any other questions that I had after I checked out and then stuck to her word; the handful of times I had questions, it was like I was able to message high-level Belizean Support and she would message back in minutes with helpful information.
Since checking out, I'd thought a lot about what to write in my review and there was nothing negative whatsoever that came to mind while at the same time I could only effusively come up with new ways to basically say that this place is amazing. Case in point, I've already recommended it to friends and family in the couple of days that I've been back home. Possibly to the point they're a little annoyed at me with the number of times I've mentioned it. My experience really was that good.
So to keep this shorter, I'll just leave with something I said to Scott and Michelle while floating in the pool, drinking beer, and hanging out with them: These guys have more positive reviews than I think I have people I've ever cared about in my life! And that's much more of a commentary on them being as good as they are. A night spent there has had me sincerely considering moving to Belize now.
To Scott and Michelle: thank you so much for your warm hospitality and the many laughs. I'll certainly remember it and be including it in the story of my visit to Belize for many years. You guys really are the best.
P.S. Grabbing Michelle a bottle of Absolut Vodka at the duty-free in Belize after landing (yep, that's a thing there! Take advantage!) was a fantastic way to say thank you, apparently! Just FYI.