This place is exactly as advertised and exactly what we wanted. Kyle is a great manager and took great care of our needs/wants (which, I trust, were minimal). The routine was this: wake up early, make breakfast, walk (50') to the beach and chairs. Read. Swim. Repeat. Bike into town (bikes supplied), shop for food, return. Repeat. Plenty of places to go for night life, bars, interaction with boat cruisers, locals, tourists, etc. Local prices were good. Food was good. Weather was perfect. If you're looking for fancy place with turn down service, look elsewhere. If you're looking to vacation at your own pace without neighbors, hotel housekeeping and whining tourists, Finca Placencia is the spot of choice.