Thoughts I had during my stay at Ricardo's airbnb:
- "The view from the kitchen makes washing the dishes a very enjoyable task"
- "Is Ricardo an interior designer? The boy's got great taste and he's nice to boot"
- "Should I go see Christ the Redeemer or should I read in the hammock? I think I'll see Christ another day. He's not going anywhere"
- "Am I sleeping on a cloud? No, it's just a mattress"
- "I need some (name any food item). I'll just go next door to the supermarket."
- "It's 6am. What should I do? Walk to the beach in your speedo, dive in, wake up and have breakfast at the corner bakery. Duh!"
- "Is Nilda (the cleaning lady) a magic fairy, congeniality in the shape of a human or all of the above?"
- "I think I'm gonna have real estate separation anxiety when I leave this apt"