The place is not at all as advertised and we had to leave for a hotel. Here's some FAQs:
Are the advertised pictures 3+ years old? YES
Is it cleaned between guests? NO (15 min tidy up beforehand was witnessed)
Does the fan work? NO (not for 3 years)
Did the oven and hobs have as much power as my phone torch? YES
Was the fridge cold? Not really
Were the sheets changed? Unsure, but erred on the side of no
Did the landlord communicate well? NO (once got ahold of him he wouldn't send someone to see to the broken fridge for over 16 hours, by then our food spoiled, having to throw €20 of food away)
Were all kitchen cupboard handles sticky? Yes
Did it look like someone had used the shower for a number 2? YES
Is the garden just an overgrown patio? YES
Did it smell of cigarettes? YES