To whom it may concern, I had forged into existence a reservation in the yearning that a hot shower and heating would be considered expected services from the dwelling. This was not so. Showers were only possible in the frigid cold, and although I corresponded with the host to discuss this matter, the communication with them was merely a litany of justifications (perhaps excuses) as to who might be indeed be to blameworthy: former guests and cleaners were the scapegoats in this narrative outlined for me in our textual correspondence. At no point in our discourse was there an apology forthcoming. Hence forthwith I was left cold, and cold-wet. I would only nominate this dwelling if you are not homo sapien.