Semen-stained towels. Mold and hair-clogged drain in the bathroom. Mold in the microwave.
We arrived late in the afternoon on Christmas Eve after driving all day. While initially it seemed nice enough (although a little unclean), we soon discovered mold and (other people's) bodily fluids. Also, one of the chairs was wobbly and seemed like it might break when I sat on it, but given everything else, potentially falling and hurting myself was a minor complaint. We contacted Saskia, who offered a full refund or to have cleaners out ASAP (although it would be a few days as it was Christmas, which was understandable). We took the refund, found a new place to stay for the Christmas holidays, and left by 8pm having not even stayed the night.
Saskia subsequently reneged on the refund and attempted to charge us $1300 because we used the bathroom (which is how we discovered that glorious mold/semen aesthetic) and kitchen (which we left in a better state after cleaning the microwave - Remember the mold?). Oh, and she was upset we took the wine and Toblerone left as a gift (Mold free, I checked) in an effort to save Christmas Eve. While I can appreciate the frustration (it was a bit cheeky I'll admit), I can assure you it was not a $1300 bottle of wine.
Good location, small (but typical of the area), and with the exception of mold and semen, nice enough. BYO towels.