This was not the B&B I expected. Lorraine's job and mother's hospitalization meant she was not a super host. I had to wait 6 hours after arrival to get a key. She offered fruit cake which I did not eat, excellent breakfast cereal, but horrible instant coffee. She never asked me one question about myself or my Labradors, but I asked her about her life. She did turn on the heating when I was too chilled. I did not expect her neighborhood to be so dark when I walked home from the tram. There was no room in the shared bathroom for my single towel (no face cloth). She did arrange my taxi to the airport and give me a starter card for the Melburne transportation system.