Let's start with the positives, of which there are many.
The welcome drink was a lovely touch. The towels were clean and fluffy, and the bath robes make the place feel more homely. The location is second to none, with food, drinks, coffee, and the best of Melbourne on the doorstep. The bath products smelled good and were appreciated. And the heating was lovely and created a quiet and gentle warmth.
The constructive reality, said with love to help future visitors: this apartment is noisy. It's an older building, which means the windows are likely single-glazed and not brilliant seals, and the street noise absolutely is in the place with you. People talking to each other, cars, trucks, motorbikes, dump trucks, cafes calling coffee orders, etc. We bought earplugs to sleep, and I could still hear a lot of it through those. I write this because it's what I wish I'd read in a review, and made a different choice.
As noted in the listing, the apartment has a small bathroom, and is feeling it's age in places. However, the owners have made a real effort with thoughtful touches to balance that out.