The ants crawling across the kitchen bench should have given us an indication of what was to come. We have stayed in hundreds of places in our 47 years of marriage and experienced various levels of accommodation, but this place was abysmal. No toaster…..previous customers obviously forced to use the oven to create toast, but the cleaner had not been near it for a long time. No reception on the minuscule television. Bar fridge is not good enough in 2023. Maybe the owners are 70’s people because the sofa looked like something out of that era….or at least having been collected from a nature strip in the 1980’s……I had cause to lift the cushion on the sofa and I dry-reached. There was a vacuum cleaner in the place but it had not been near the sofa for decades. Disgusting. The message about not to wear shoes inside the building is comical given the state of the place. We didn’t expect it be 5 star but this place was the pits.