If you hate sleep this place is perfect for you and your family!
Not only is this place clean, but it also comes with its own personal DJ! How lucky is that! The night club (which is listed as nightlife) just below you plays all the classic like " who let the dogs out, Hey Baby, Heaven is a place on earth" and many other great hits that have an ear thumping base that ACTUALLY vibrates the apartment windows. Woooohoooo let's go girls!
If music isn't your thing, how about a good old fashioned fist fight in the alleyway or a bunch of girls getting white girl drunk and talking at the top of their voices.
Still not tempting?
How about a bunch of randoms vomiting right outside your window?! Great game to play with the family - dodge the vomit. It's like hopscotch but without the innocence.
But if the above still isn't enough to make you really hate sleep why not the unusually large amount of V8 and V12 cars ripping it up in that parking lot right by your window. FUN! My toddler with a sleeping disorder found himself enjoying that the most! His a massive car fan.
So for all you families out there tempted by the park close by and the military grade of sleep depravation - go on book it, the only thing you will regret is packing up in the middle of the night and checking out early. Just like we did! Now that's a holiday to remember!