It is tempting to tell you that it’s awful and you’ll hate it. But we would be lying. We would love to keep this paradise all for ourselves, but the only fair thing is to share this stunning sanctuary. It is everything the other reviews say and more.
So many thoughtful details that you will discover yourself. Limited phone reception means you have the luxury of completely switching off. We read, connected, painted, drummed, bathed, admired the birds and chatted to the platypus (keep your eyes peeled in the forest) instead.
The provisions are very generous and thoughtful. We ate more bread and honey than could be necessary. We wished we had brought gin with us to make the most of the lemons, mint and garnishes - but we settled with making tea from them instead. Next time I will bring marshmallows for the fire pit and flour for pizza dough (and perhaps pancakes).
We are genuinely already planning our return visit.