I booked Pauline's place for my parents and this is what they told me:
A very, very basic stay. The room had a bed at one end and an old church organ. Behind the organ were mattresses stacked on their end, piled on top of the organ were books and magazines. Other things that we think resembled beds still to be erected were in another corner. Our options for seats were two bean bags or dining room chairs and as we are too old to get in and out of bean bags we didn't have anywhere comfortable to sit.

There was a microwave but no stove, we were told to use the bbq outside. Unfortunately the bbq was unusable as there wasn't a hot plate, plus it was filthy and old (no breakfast for us).
The wifi was hopeless and probably worked less than 5% of the time. This made the evenings long as there was no radio and nothing to play CDs or DVDs.