Not as private or quiet as we'd have hoped.
The villa was next to a road, it was also smack bang right on the owners driveway and was also shared by another villa, needless to say being seen in bed at 8am wasn't a pleasant nor private experience.
There's no blinds in the living room so please don't expect a sleep in and don't bring Icecream (won't fit in the tiny freezer) or microwave dinners for dinner, as there isn't one.
The bath you will have zero privacy in either, brace to run starkers and hope the other villa guests or the owners and their children aren't coming up or down the driveway!
And there's no TV. Sorry fellas.
Other than that the stay was pleasant enough. The matress isn't as comfy as reviews suggested but we do have a very luxurious one at home which I'm probably just accustomed to.