We had to cut short our stay but we weren’t too disappointed to leave.
1. When we arrived, there was a couple already in our house. We had to awkwardly wait for them to pack up and leave. We actually saw them making a bed that we then had to sleep in. They also used the shower. Seconds after they vacated, we were led in and welcomed warmly by the stand in host.
2. The doona and pillow that was provided for the additional mattress severely stank of mould and the pillow itself smelt like it hadn’t been washed for months.
3. The toilet seat in the bathroom swings around the bowl due to a loose screw.
4. The bedroom flooring is an unhygienic choice for an Airbnb (jute nailed into the concrete). Spillage/germs would be impossible to remove, and this can be felt and seen.
5. The number 490 and the wording ‘funny farm house’ at the front of the property is no longer visible. It’s time to re-paint this as it’s not clear as stated on your listing.
6. No wifi and no signal made it tricky. I acknowledge this is mentioned in listing.
7. Not sure it can be called a ‘farm’. 1 x sheep (where’s its mate, it looks sad on its own!), 2 x goats, 3 horses (loads of knots on their tummy!), 3 ducks and a handful of chickens. Feeding time with the kids was anticlimactic.
8. Drive into town is on a long windy road. Can’t just nip into town!
9. The white fabric seats on the dining table are absolutely filthy (probably not a the best colour choice).
The positives:
1. Lovely outdoor bathtub
2. Cute record player
3. Vintage tv (remote buttons need to be pressed hard to work for other media). Great old school dvd collection - we added one to the shelf while we were there.