Ask yourself these questions before booking here…
Do you love snuggling into beds with blood stains, human hair and grit on the sheets?
Do you like your carpet to stick to your feet as you walk?
Do you prefer the hot water to run out after one shower?
Is loud, electrical buzzing a calming sound you enjoy at bed time?
Would you enjoy nature views of an enormous ant infestation throughout the dwelling? (and I mean ENORMOUS!)
Do you prefer an thick layer of antique dust on everything?
Do you delight in the glorious smell of mould and moisture?
When you cancel, would you prefer that the host does not reply to a single one of your messages?
Well, congratulations because this is the place for you!