Bullets so much easier to digest…

1.	This is a self-sufficient, self-accessible apartment with EVERY conceivable item you could ever require, from basic condiments and herb garden to Weber BBQ on the patio. Did I mention Netflix thrown in? Or the DVD’s? Or board games? Tasteful books? Nice furnishings? Well I have now.
2.	Location a two-minute walk from the beach. Or if you borrow the beach chairs and eskie on offer, a five-minute drive. You can hear the ocean whilst sitting on the patio. I am sitting on the patio as I write this. Not much else. Hang on… the birds. I have for the first time EVER been able to say “Flaming Gallah” and actually mean it! I learnt that in my home schooling in Blighty from Home and Away. Not my proudest moment… This is a lovely spot on the East Coast. Summer Bay? Pah!
3.	There is a Buddha holding his… pipe, looking at me and peeing into the pond on the patio. Next to the BBQ. And plants. And herb garden. Where my car is parked outside. It is peaceful and tranquil here. I feel at home. Enough said? Aside from the Buddha. With his… you get me. We don’t have one of those at home. But then again, we only live in a small, two-bedroom apartment. Can’t have Buddhas peeing. We have a management company who oppose that sort of thing.
4.	Segway. Dave is a lovely man, very welcoming and accommodating. His home is amazing and the apartment we are in is below his and so tasteful. And immaculate, which is where Deb, his lovely wife, comes into it. She is immensely helpful in every way, sending Dave down with the salad dressing, sending him down to light the BBQ, sending him down to give us lemons and garlic. Not saying she wears the trousers or anything. Just he has bad knees Debs, from the rugby, the hockey or maybe all those stairs? I jest, they are the loveliest couple and are there if needed and otherwise uninvasive of your seclusion and privacy. Thank both.
5.	In short, for a couple who are driving down from Brissie to Sydney and wanting a place to stop off and be quiet, this is understated perfection. Corindi Beach is just what you would expect from a beach off the beaten track, right next to Red Rocks (Little Beach is stunning!) and down the road from Woolgoolgaalongnametopronounce so the locals call it Woopie. So there is a Woolies there. Not a Coles. Obviously. So you can pick up supplies if you like or just walk round the corner to the HUGE pub with restaurant and bottle shop if easier.
6.	I don't always write a long review. It only happens when merited. This is merited