Thanks for being a great host. I loved having to trek across the whole of Port Macquarie to collect the keys, great touch! This was not made clear and is something that should not be expected during an airbnb. What I loved even better was the horrible manager you have running the place. It was delightful when she made several offensive comments to us and then called the police on us completely unreasonably and wasting their time and ours. The officers seemed to love having their time wasted as much as we loved staying with you. Thanks for trying to charge us irrationally for a doorstop we did not break, a call-out fee which was unnecessary and late check out 23 hours before we were meant to leave. I believe the extra night's rent you got was more than enough "compensation" for you.
Can't wait for my next visit.