As shipping containers go, this is A+ tier. No bilge water, no rolling back and forth, no metal clanging that jolts you awake in the middle of the night, no stevedores yelling obscenities while you're trying to sleep. There is a comfortable bed, a convenient bathroom, TV, WiFi, a relaxing garden out back. This stowaway has been thoroughly pampered, and Lord knows my expectations have been elevated for the next metal can I encounter.