Well that was bit harsh word. Let me remind you of your house status- you were there when checkin and kept talking which made us delayed checkin and when we went in, house and room lights had poor visibility and couldn't inspect house properly. First impression of your house didn't meet as a picture. Conditions of your house was way worse. Main door didn't have proper latch system which made us unsafe for our toddler. Cobweb in bedroom ceiling seems like it hasn't been cleaned from ages.Toilet seat was made of wood and was disgusting dirty when lift up. Changing table mat was extremely dirty that i couldn't let my baby change there.Water was so yellowish that we had to buy Gallon and bottles for cooking and drinking. You had only 1 general rubbish bin and not enough for 11 people for 3 days. Kitchenette were sticky and oily that we washed it all before use. There was doors not even screwed properly in ground floor both corner room "so unsafe". You mentioned there will be cooking oil and salt etc but all of those items were used by someone and left unattended. Milk date was expired 2 months ago. I checked picture and it was minor cleaning issues.
Just tip for you Geoff you should properly write and describe your house condition and organise likewise. Don't try to snatch extra money from guest by putting wrong review.
You sneak around the second day also but didn't mention anything. That shows your clear intention was to rip off people by giving misleading info. I have been using airbnb from long time and never had issues with any guest. We all are upset with your comment. We won't even come to such a place where there is no privacy, unsafe house.