Expect to find a broken bed frame complete with stained old mattress and an air conditioner that is so loud you will think you are in the same room as an industrial street sweeper. The kitchen is little more than a bar fridge and sink with chipped old crockery. There is nowhere to put your groceries. Expect the hosts dog to be at your back door 24/7 - lovely dog but you might not want to constantly have Hamish come into your abode as he is able to open the fly screen door himself. Hamish prefers the company of strangers to his own family so be prepared to have him in your room all the time or camped at your front door when you open it scratching to get in. Expect filthy window frames with dead flys, moths and spider webs, Having said that a very convenient location. Could do with a sensor light at the entrance as it is so dark at night you cant see much. Also expect to hear a lot of screaming as there was terrible screaming arguments when we where there. Don’t expect the hosts to come and ask if you are ok either after all the screaming. Expect to be screamed at by the hosts as well if you have dogs that bark for more than two seconds,
All in all a terrible experience that I cut short due to the conditions of the bed which was quite simply the worst ever and finally having the hosts tell my dog to shut up for a second time when I was sitting in the sun drinking a cup of tea at 10am in the morning and not even saying good morning to me..