It's a clean house that offers shelter when everywhere else is booked.
If you want to enjoy the patio, think ripped, old, colour mismatched shade cloth, concrete and 1950's scrub land views.
If you want to enjoy cool airconditioning, think loud, thermostatically stop start centrally controlled machinery.
If you want to see at night or in the daytime, think lamps all over the place and dim, depressing rooms.
If you want a cup of tea, think scaley, scary kettle, best avoided.
If you want to plug in devices by your bedside, think not.