ASSISTANT: Hello. What kind of movies do you like?
HUMAN: I like action movies.
ASSISTANT: why do you like action movies?
HUMAN: I like the the pace, the like nonstop aspect of it, and the really good the action scenes that have sort of lot going on that sort of keep you on the edge of your seat. Those are always fun.
ASSISTANT: Can you name a particular movie that you like?
HUMAN: One of my all time favorite movies is Bourne Ultimatum.
ASSISTANT: What are the 2 things that you like about this movie?
HUMAN: Well, action movies are not known for sort of their screenplay like the writing. But The Bourne Ultimatum is excellent on that end. So it's a very complete movie, very engaging, and then the cast is excellent. But the entire thing comes together, the pace the action, the story. It's fantastic.
ASSISTANT: you give great details.
HUMAN: Thank you.
ASSISTANT: Can you name a movie that you do not like?
HUMAN: Let's see. I don't like Armageddon.
ASSISTANT: What are the 2 things that you dislike about this movie?
HUMAN: So the problem with the Armageddon is it has action with no purpose and it has an incredibly incomplete screenplay like a story line. It's so concerned with blowing up things and creating visual effects which it did well, but it's too concerned with that so that it's a very very long movie and the story line is.
HUMAN: shakey at best, it's really.
HUMAN: It's It's a hard movie to get through the first time in the movie theaters. It's not one you want to watch again on TV, it's just not that good.
ASSISTANT: You would make a great reviewer. Move over Siskel and Ebbert!
ASSISTANT: Do you like the movie Bridesmaids?
HUMAN: I love Bridesmaids.
ASSISTANT: Can you give a couple of reasons why you like or dislike this movie?
HUMAN: Sure, Bridesmaids is incredibly well-written. It is not overdone, so it's not trying too hard to go I think into sort of trying too hard to be funny is just sort of is funny the way it's written which is one of its true strengths. And the other huge strength is its cast which is in someway subtle and someway obvious. But for each role, it was just perfect.
ASSISTANT: Do you like the movie Crazy Rich Asians?
HUMAN: Oh, I haven't seen that yet, but I'm looking forward to it.
ASSISTANT: Do you like Christopher Robin?
HUMAN: The movie, I have not seen that, I don't know if I will.
ASSISTANT: How about Dumb and Dumber?
HUMAN: Not my favorite.
ASSISTANT: What are the 2 things you dislike about it?
HUMAN: The juvenile humor was kind of expected, but it was even worse than I was thinking it would be, it is just so dumb. I understand the title Dumb and Dumber, but it's just so dumb so stupid.
HUMAN: I don't know, I guess. I think down to the audience entirely too much.
ASSISTANT: I agree. Thank you very much. I love your reviews. Good bye.