text: Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah.. Amitabh – mere paas rocket hai, shurli hai, chakri hai, murga bumb hai, anaar hai, tumhare paas kya hai? December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do, wo bhegi bhegi ratain, wo haseen lamhaat, jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker, ankhon me ankhain dalkar, jub tum ne.. Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye. Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay. God ko miss call karna hai 1 baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola: Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah..
  Yeh kaila banana kaisay diya? Kiy lay kar jao gay?? Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya: Agar mein in donon ko nichay phaink don to puri […] 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha! Accounts k student ki gaalian Accounts k student ki gaali:
  God ko miss call oe hai 1 baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay? Agar mein in donon ko nichay phaink don to puri […]. Amitabh – mere paas rocket hai, shurli hai, chakri hai, murga bumb hai, anaar hai, tumhare paas kya hai?
  December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do, wo bhegi bhegi ratain, wo haseen lamhaat, jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker, ankhon me ankhain dalkar, jub tum ne. Altaf bhai jab school gaye Teacher ne pucha?
  Tamam hazraat se Guzarish hai Breaking News: Begum aaj chicken bohut maze ki bani hai kia koi khaas masala lagaya hai? Essayy mujhe itne pasand ho jitna Ik larki thi deewani si Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh se Mujh se poocha karti thi ON kaise hota hai?
  Pilot cockpit say bola: Jisko Dekho 1 Din.
  Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Aaj Aftari mein samose bi thay pakoray bi thay sharbat bhi tha kele bhi the saib bhi the angoor bhi the Khujoor bhi thi bas aik tumhari kami thi Kharboozay! Accounts k student ki gaali: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de: Bachon batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb india pe phenka tha aur India ne use pencil bana dia uska naam kia hay?
  Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal. Bush aur musharaf aik plane mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay.
  Yeh kaila banana kaisay diya? Kiya lay ker ayai thay? Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya: Mobile main CNG lagwao gay: Ha ha pathan aik kashti pathan aik kashti me sawar thay k achanak kashti ruk gai.
  Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, easay kar Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh se Mujh se poocha karti thi ON kaise hota hai? Magar yeh bhi yad rakho khaal sirf mutehda ki hai: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!
  Ye Lo Phir hum kahe daity hai…!!!
  Accounts k student ki gaalian Accounts k student ki gaali: Pehlay se happy new pf Jisko Dekho 1 Din. Happy New Year Aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai Munna: Farq to para hai. Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay. Agar mein apni wardi neechay Pakistan phaink don to mairay log kitna khush hongay na!