text: Ladki patane ka 101 formula
  by zullmi on Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:49 pm
  Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut waqt tak baat kar sakti hai. aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai.
  Ladkiyon ke samne hamesha apna Cina taan kar chale, aisa karne se Mardangi jhalkti hai aur Ladkiyan Mardon ko hi pasand karti hai. *point noted :p
  agar Ladki aapse kuch mange to use zarur pura karne ki koshish kare( *aap ki jaan k ellawa ), isse Ladkiyan aapse itni impress hongi jiski aap imagine bhi nahi kar sakte.
  unke sath antakhshari khele to unko target karke Loveable song zarur gaye.
  Agar wo aapse raste par Lift mange to aap use zarur de, aur aise react kare jaise aap bahut zaruri kaam se ja rahe the Lekin unke liye aapne jaruri kaam chhod kar unhe Lift di, isse wo aap se Impress hue bina nahi rah sakegi aur aap use aasani se pata lenge.
  agar Ladki koi bhari kaam kar rahi hai to aap unki madad zarur kare. kaam me hath batane se Pyar badata hai.
  agar School/College me unki Gaadi ka Petrol khatam ho gaya ho to aap apni Gaadi ka Petrol nikalkar zarur de. (* agar kisi aur ki gadi ka nikalna pare to b koi baat nai magar aisa sunehri moqa hath se na jane dein)
  agar Ladki kahi paidal ja rahi ho to aap unhe apni Bike me Pahucha dene ka offer zarur kare, aisa impression jamane ke liye badiya mauka hai.
  agar unka tabiyat thik naa ho to unse milne zarur jaye, aur unka haal chaal zarur puche. (* agar tabiat kharab na huti ho to julab ki goolyan khila dein )
  agar aap ko apne Padosan ko patana ho to unke ghar aate jate rahe aur zarurat padne par unki madad karte rahe. Unhe rotya lagwa kar dein utilty store se aata la kar den ...*( utilty store se na mile to apne ghar se la kar dein )
  agar Padosan ka bhai bhi hai to, Pehle uske bhai se Dosti karo, uske bhai ki nazaro me aap ek samajhdar Ladke ki tarah raho, isse aapka unke ghar aana jana laga rahega. *( bhai chota hu to tofyan le kar do aur agar bara hu to sirf mashwra do )
  Har insan apni tarif sunana chahta hai, isliye aap Ladki ke har Chizo ki tarif karte rahe. Kabi naak ki kabi aankhon ki aur kabo taango aur taango me mojod joton ki tarif karna na bholein
  agar aap kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte hai to usse baat karne ki koshish kare. aur apni feeling ko kisi din Letter me likhkar unhe de do. isse Ladki aapke Himmat ki Kayal ho jayegi. (* magar ye khayal zrur rakhye k jotey b par sakte hein)
  Jab bhi aap unse mile to unko uske pasand ki Chocolate zarur dein. Ladkiyon ke shauk pure karne se unko Patane me aasani hoti hai. ( magar ap ki jebkharch ko...)
  agar Ladki ice-cream khane ki shaukin ho to unko jarur isske liye offer karte rahein.
  agar aap kisi Ladki ko Propose karna chahte ho to, aap unka ek hath padkar unhe Red Rose dekar Propose karein. wo aap ka Proposal zarur accept kar legi. ( warna aapko uski taraf se kuch accept karna pare ga , chapait,jota ya kuch aur)
  unki har ada ki tarif zarur kare, wo zarur khush hongi. ( matlab makhan lagao)
  agar wo kabhi aapke ghar ke samne se guzre to use apne ghar zarur bulayen, aur Chaay ya Coffee zarur pilaye. isse wo aapke mehman navazi ki kayal ho jayegi.
  agar aap unka ghar jante hai to Eid (bakra eid) ke din unke ghar zror jayin gosht lene .
  agar aap Party me kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte ho to, aap sabse pehle unse jakar milen aur apna Introduction de, isse dhire-dhire baat cheet ka silsila shuru hoga aur aap use Pata lenge.
  aap ki Padosan agar School/College jane ke liye nikal rahi ho to aap unke sang hole aur unse baat karte hue aap bhi jaye. aisa Continue 3 Dino tak kare aur 4th Din mat jana, wo 5th Din aapse zarur puchegi kal kyu nahi aaye. aur iss tarah mulakat se aap use Pata hi lenge.
  Ladki Patane ke liye Confidence bahur hi zaruri hai isliye aap Pahle apne aap pe bharosa rakhiye ki aap use Pata kar hi Dumm lenge, aur aap apne Confidence ke bal par hi use Pata lenge.
  aap hamesha unse sach bolne ki koshish kare, isse aap unhe sachche Ladke lagenge. jo ki impress karne ke liye zaruri hai.
  aap unke lye hamesha vafadar rahe, har Ladkiyan ek vafadar sathi ki talash me rehti hai.
  agar aapke makaan ke kiraye daar ko Patana ho to uske kuch mahine ka Kiraya maaf karde. isse aapki unse nazdikiyan badengi. aur wo aapka ehsan mand ho jaengi ( agar aap kanjoos aadmi hu to koi baat nai dil pe haath rakhein kuch pane k lye kuch khona parta ha , kuch samjho karo yar)
  Ladkiyan hazirjawab Ladkon ko Pasand karti hai issliye aap hazirjawab dene wale person baniye ( lekin jaldi mein koi chawal maarne se parhez karain)
  intelligent Ladko se Ladkiyan impress hoti hai issliye aap apni Study improve karke Ladkiyon ko impress kar sakte hai
  aap jis Ladki ko Patana chahte hai use agar koi pareshaan kar raha ho to aap us Ladki ki madad kare, isse wo Ladki aapse forann Pat jayegi. ( aap ko villen se maar b khana par sakti ha)
  agar wo koi khaas type ke Book read karne ki shaukin ho to aap use wo Book Gift kare (for exa. Comics, Film Magazines etc.). wo aapse zarur impress hongi aur aap unhe easily Pata lenge.
  agar wo aapki kuch help kare to usse thanks zarur kahe. impression jamane ke liye ye chhoti-chhoti formalities bahut kaam aati hai.
  apne cell phone ke wallpaper me unka Photo set kar ke rakhe, aur use dikhaye wo aapse zarur impress hongi. ( * sirf use dikhaye uske bhai sahib ko nai. Mein aik daffa larki k bhai ko dikha betha aur...)
  apne cell phone me koi Romantic Ring tone hi rakhe, Romantic Ring tone sunkar Ladkiyan zarur impress hoti hai. Ladkiyon ko Patane ke liye unhe impress karna bahut hi zaruri hai.
  unke ghar ke paas se jab bhi guzre unhe dekhne ki koshish zarur kare. unhe ye ehsas dilana zaruri hai ki aap unme interest rakhte hai.
  agar aap unse kahi mile aur unke sath me unke Parents ho to unhein salam zarur bulain. Ladki forunn aapse impress hogi (agar Ladki JaanPehchan wali ho ussi condition me hi).
  agar wo age me aapse chhoti ho phir bhi aap unse "AAP" kahkar hi baat karein. unhe lagna chahiye ki aap unka bahut respect karte hain.
  unke sath kabhi bhi bahas nahi karen hamesha unki baat ka sath dein. tabhi unko Pata sakte hai.
  aap unhe hamesha ye kahe ki wo Duniya ki sabse Beautiful Ladki hai. wo aap se hamesha khush rahegi aur easily set ho jayegi. ( pyar aur jung me sab jayes hay)
  Maximum Ladkiyan Clean shave kiye hue Ladko ko Like nahi karti hai issliye unhein khush dikhne ke liye shave na kain
  agar kabhi unke sath Film jane ka mauka mile to koi Romantic Film hi dekhne jaye, unke sath Romantic Film dekhi matlab Ladki Pattiiiii.
  Ladkiyan apne zulfon (hair) ki tarif sunana Pasand karti hai, issliye unhe Patane ke liye unke zulfon par Shayari sunaye yaa tarif kare.
  aap unki sabhi baaton par agree karein unke kisi bhi baaton ko naa kaate, aap dono ke think milne ka ehsas dilakar bhi aap unhe aasani se Pata sakte hai.
  aap unke sath hamesha unke baare me hi baate karein, aur unko special hone ka ehsas zarur dilaye, uski tareef me zameen asmaan aik kar dejye isse wo aapki Diwani ho jayegi.
  Note : ye topic sirf aap logon ki entertainment k lye likha gya eska maqsad aap logon ko aise ghattya kaam k lye mashwara dena nahi es lye baraye meharbani es ka galt estamal matt kejjye . Aur apni tajaveez se aagah karna na bholein .Shukrya
  zullmi
  Location : pakpattan..panjab..pakistan
  Re: Ladki patane ka 101 formula
  by Mig33-L0v3r on Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:00 pm
  hahahah lol NICE TOPIC..BUT PLEASE TRY TO POST IN ENGLISH THANKS
  by verdure on Sun Jul 27, 2008 6:51 pm
  Hahah nice one , i was wondering y it was place in words of wisdom after reading i understand great kindly use english it will be easy for out other members
  by handsome.naqvi on Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:57 am
  ahahahaha {aisa ghattya kaam}ahahahahahahahahahahahaha lolz v.go0d job jullmi bro...keep it up
  by enervater.mirza on Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:23 am
  zullmi bro ye sb tou uss waqt possible hai jb larki se hamari thori bHt bat cheet ho but if the condition is opposite then which formula should b used
  enervater.mirza
  Joined : 2008-07-15
  by Ronal-wen on Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:45 pm
  by naughtynick on Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:17 am
  hahahaha v.funny