**Exhibit 31**

**CERTIFICATIONS**

I, Steven P. Wyandt, certify that: 

| 1.  I have reviewed this quarterly report on Form 10-Q of   Nitches, Inc.;                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              |
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| 2.  Based on my knowledge, this quarterly report does   not contain any untrue statement of a material fact or omit to state a   material fact necessary to make the statements made, in light of the   circumstances under which such statements were made, not misleading with   respect to the period covered by this annual report; |
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| 3.  Based on my knowledge, the financial statements, and   other financial information included in this annual report, fairly present in   all material respects the financial condition, results of operations and cash   flows of the registrant as of, and for, the periods presented in this annual   report;                       |
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| 4.  I am responsible for establishing and maintaining   the disclosure controls and procedures (as defined in Exchange Act Rules   13a-14 and 15d-14) for the registrant and I have:                                                                                                                                                    |
|                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              | a) | designed such disclosure controls and procedures to   insure that material information relating to the registrant, including its   consolidated subsidiaries, is made known to me by others within those   entities, particularly during the period in which this annual report is being   prepared; |
|                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              | b) | designed such internal control over financial   reporting, or caused such internal control over financial reporting to be   designed under my supervision, to provide reasonable assurance regarding the   reliability of financial reporting and the preparation of financial   statements for external purposes in accordance with generally accepted   accounting principals; |
|                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              | c) | evaluated the effectiveness of the registrant’s   disclosure controls and procedures and presented in this annual report my   conclusions about the effectiveness of the disclosure controls and   procedures, as of the end of the period covered by this report based on such   evaluation; and |
|                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              | d) | disclosed in this report any change in the registrant’s   internal control over financial reporting that occurred during the   registrant’s most recent fiscal quarter that has materially affected, or is   reasonably likely to materially affect, the registrant’s internal control   over financial reporting; and |
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| 5.  I have disclosed, based on my most recent   evaluation, to the registrant’s auditors and the audit committee of   registrant’s board of directors (or persons performing the equivalent   function):                                                                                                                      |
|                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              | a) | all significant deficiencies in the design or   operation of internal controls which could adversely affect the registrant’s   ability to record, process, summarize and report financial data and have   identified for the registrant’s auditor’s any material weakness in internal   controls; and |
|                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              | b) | any fraud, whether or not material, that involves   management or other employees who have a significant role in the registrant’s   internal controls over financial reporting. |

Date: April 14, 2005

| /s/ STEVEN P. WYANDT                                  |   |
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| Steven P. Wyandt                                      |   |
| Chief Executive Officer and   Chief Financial Officer |   |