Exhibit 31.1
                                   CERTIFICATE
I, Thomas H. Quinn, certify that:

1.    I have reviewed this annual report on Form 10-K of Kinetek, Inc.;

2.    Based on my knowledge, this annual report does not contain any untrue
      statement of a material fact or omit to state a material fact necessary
      to make the statements made, in light of the circumstances under which
      such statements were made, not misleading with respect to the period
      covered by this annual report;

3.    Based on my knowledge, the financial statements, and other financial
      information included in this annual report, fairly present in all
      material respects the financial condition, results of operations and
      cash flows of the registrant as of, and for, the periods presented in
      this annual report;

4.    The registrant's other certifying officers and I are responsible for
      establishing and maintaining disclosure controls and procedures (as
      defined in Exchange Act Rules 13a-15 and 15d-15) for the registrant and
      we have:

      a)     Designed such disclosure controls and procedures, or caused such
             disclosure controls and procedures to be designed under our
             supervision, to ensure that material information relating to the
             registrant, including its consolidated subsidiaries, is made
             known to us by others within those entities, particularly during
             the period in which this annual report is being prepared;

      b)     Evaluated the effectiveness of the registrant's disclosure
             controls and procedures, and presented in this annual report our
             conclusions about the effectiveness of the disclosure controls
             and procedures, as of the end of the period covered by this
             annual report based on such evaluation; and

      c)     Disclosed in this annual report any change in the registrant's
             internal control over financial reporting that occurred during
             the period covered by the annual report that has materially
             affected, or is reasonably likely to materially affect, the
             registrant's internal control over financial reporting;

5.    The registrant's other certifying officers and I have disclosed, based
      on our most recent evaluation of internal control over financial
      reporting, to the registrant's auditors and the audit committee of the
      registrant's board of directors (or persons performing the equivalent
      function):

      a)     All significant deficiencies and material weaknesses in the
             design or operation of internal controls over financial
             reporting which are reasonably likely to adversely affect the
             registrant's ability to record, process, summarize and report
             financial information; and

      b)     Any fraud, whether or not material, that involves management or
             other employees who have a significant role in the registrant's
             internal controls over financial reporting.

Date:  March 24, 2006

                                                    /s/ Thomas H. Quinn
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                                                    Name:  Thomas H. Quinn
                                                    Title: Chairman