Exhibit 31.1 -- President Certification (Section 302)



CERTIFICATION OF CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER



Pursuant to Section 302 of the Sarbanes-Oxley
Act of 2002



CERTIFICATION



I, Paul Gain, certify that:



1. I have reviewed this report on the Form
10-Q of Monster Offers;



2. Based on my knowledge, this report does not
contain any untrue statement of a material

fact or omit to state a material fact necessary
to make the statements made, in light of the

circumstances under which such statements were
made, not misleading with respect to the

period covered by this report;



3. Based on my knowledge, the financial statements,
and other financial information included

in this report, fairly present in all material
respects the financial condition, results of

operations and cash flows of the registrant
as of, and for, the periods presented in this report;



4. I am responsible for establishing and maintaining
disclosure controls and procedures (as

defined in Exchange Act Rules 13a-15(e) and
15d-15(e)) and internal control over financial

reporting (as defined in Exchange Act Rules
13a-15(f) and 15d-15(f)) for the registrant and

have:



a) designed such disclosure controls and procedures,
or caused such disclosure controls

and procedures to be designed under our supervision,
to ensure that material information

relating to the registrant, including its consolidated
subsidiaries, is made known to us by

others within those entities, particularly during
the period in which this report is being

prepared;



b) designed such internal control over financial
reporting, or caused such internal control

over financial reporting to be designed under
our supervision, to provide reasonable

assurance regarding the reliability of financial
reporting and the preparation of financial

statements for external purposes in accordance
with generally accepted accounting

principles;



c) evaluated the effectiveness of the registrant's
disclosure controls and procedures and

presented in this report our conclusions about
the effectiveness of the disclosure controls

and procedures, as of the end of the period
covered by this report based on such

evaluation; and



d) disclosed in this report any change in the
registrant's internal control over financial

reporting that occurred during the registrant's
most recent fiscal quarter (the registrant's

fourth fiscal quarter in the case of an annual
report) that has materially affected, or is

reasonably likely to materially affect, the
registrant's internal control over financial

reporting; and



5. I have disclosed, based on our most recent evaluation of internal
control over financial

reporting, to the registrant's auditors and
the audit committee of the registrant's board of

directors (or persons performing the equivalent
functions):



a) All significant deficiencies and material
weaknesses in the design or operation of

internal control over financial reporting which
are reasonably likely to adversely

affect the registrant's ability to record, process,
summarize and report financial

information; and



b) any fraud, whether or not material, that
involves management or other employees

who have a significant role in the registrant's
internal control over financial reporting.







Dated: November 21, 2011



By: /s/ Paul Gain

Paul Gain

Its: Principal Executive Officer

Principal Financial Officer