Exhibit 31.1 -- Principal Executive Officer and Principal FinancialOfficer Certification (Section 302)

 

CERTIFICATION OF PRINCIPAL EXECUTIVE OFFICER

AND PRINCIPAL FINANCIAL OFFICER

 

Pursuant to Section 302 of the Sarbanes-OxleyAct of 2002

 

 

CERTIFICATION

 

I, Paul Gain, certify that:

 

1.     I have reviewed this report on Form 10-Q of Monster Offers;

 

2.     Based on my knowledge, this report does not contain any untrue statement of a material fact or omit to state a materialfact necessary to make the statements made, in light of the circumstances under which such statements were made, not misleadingwith respect to the period covered by this report;

 

3.     Based on my knowledge, the financial statements, and other financial information included in this report, fairly presentin all material respects the financial condition, results of operations and cash flows of the registrant as of, and for, the periodspresented in this report;

 

4.     I am responsible for establishing and maintaining disclosure controls and procedures (as defined in Exchange Act Rules 13a-15(e)and 15d-15(e)) and internal control over financial reporting (as defined in Exchange Act Rules 13a-15(f) and 15d-15(f)) for theregistrant and have:

 

a)     designed such disclosure controls and procedures, or caused such disclosure controls and procedures to be designed underour supervision, to ensure that material information relating to the registrant, including its consolidated subsidiaries, is madeknown to us by others within those entities, particularly during the period in which this report is being prepared;

 

b)     designed such internal control over financial reporting, or caused such internal control over financial reporting to bedesigned under our supervision, to provide reasonable assurance regarding the reliability of financial reporting and the preparationof financial statements for external purposes in accordance with generally accepted accounting principles

 

c)     evaluated the effectiveness of the registrant's disclosure controls and procedures and presented in this report our conclusionsabout the effectiveness of the disclosure controls and procedures, as of the end of the period covered by this report based onsuch evaluation; and

 

d)     disclosed in this report any change in the registrant's internal control over financial reporting that occurred during theregistrant's most recent fiscal quarter (the registrant's fourth fiscal quarter in the case of an annual report) that has materiallyaffected, or is reasonably likely to materially affect, the registrant's internal control over financial reporting; and

 

5.     I have disclosed, based on our most recent evaluation of internal control over financial reporting, to the registrant'sauditors and the audit committee of the registrant's board of directors (or persons performing the equivalent functions):

 

a)     All significant deficiencies and material weaknesses in the design or operation of internal control over financial reportingwhich are reasonably likely to adversely affect the registrant's ability to record, process, summarize and report financial information;and

 

b)     any fraud, whether or not material, that involves management or other employees who have a significant role in the registrant'sinternal control over financial reporting.

 

 

Dated:	August 22, 2011

 

By:	/s/ Paul Gain

Paul Gain

Principal Executive Officer

Principal Financial Officer