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NON-PRECEDENTIAL DECISION - SEE SUPERIOR COURT I.O.P. 65.37

COMMONWEALTH OF PENNSYLVANIA

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DAVID J. ZUKOWSKI, 

Appellant.

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 IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF

 PENNSYLVANIA

 No. 773 MDA 2018

Appeal from the Order Entered, April 4, 2018,

in the Court of Common Pleas of Susquehanna County,

Criminal Division at No(s): CP-58-CR-0000456-2017.

BEFORE: BOWES, J., SHOGAN, J., and KUNSELMAN, J.

MEMORANDUM BY KUNSELMAN, J.: FILED FEBRUARY 04, 2019

The Reverend David J. Zukowski appeals pro se from a trial court order 

dismissing all criminal charges against him.

1 The Commonwealth charged 

Rev. Zukowski with several counts of making unsworn, false statements to 

authorities and false reports.

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 Because the trial judge dismissed all of the 

counts against him at a pre-trial hearing, he has already won this case, and 

there is no further relief we can give him. Thus, we will quash his appeal.

The relevant facts are not in dispute. Because we dispose of this matter 

on purely procedural grounds, we need only discuss them briefly. 

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1 The order also dismissed all charges against Rev. Zukowski’s wife, Laura 

Zukowski. Mrs. Zukowski has not appealed.

2 18 Pa.C.S.A §§ 4904, 4906.
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This case arose when Rev. Zukowski and his wife, Laura Zukowski, filed

private, criminal complaints with the District Attorney of Susquehanna County. 

The Zukowskis alleged crimes of theft, deception, and corruption against a 

string of local government officials. After detectives investigated, the 

Commonwealth deemed the Zurkowskis’ accusations meritless and refused to 

press charges against the government officials.

However, the Commonwealth then filed charges against the Zukowskis. 

It alleged that their private, criminal complaints amounted to unsworn, false 

statements to authorities and false reports to law enforcement.

Rev. Zukowski and his wife filed motions for recusal of the trial judge 

and the entire Office of the District Attorney of Susquehanna County. The trial 

court denied those motions. 

They also filed motions to dismiss the charges with prejudice, because 

the Commonwealth could not make its prima facie case. The trial court 

dismissed all charges against Rev. and Mrs. Zukowski as follows: 

Now, to Wit, this 4th day of April, 2018, the matter 

having come before the court pursuit to a Habeas Corpus 

Petition, the court being apprised that the outstanding tax 

monies allegedly due on this particular matter have been 

paid in full by Laura Zukowski, and the Commonwealth 

having no objection to a dismissal, pursuant to Pennsylvania 

Rule of Criminal Procedure 586, and the [Zukowskis] having 

no objection to said dismissal, it is hereby Ordered that the 

criminal matter filed in this matter is dismissed under 

Pennsylvania Rule of Criminal Procedure 586.

Trial Court Order, 4/4/18.
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This timely appeal followed.

3

Rev. Zukowski raises twelve issues on appeal. See Zukowski’s Brief at 

3-5. However, many of them were not relevant to the Commonwealth’s case 

against him. Several others raise allegations of misconduct against the former 

district attorney who pressed charges against him and the trial judge who 

dismissed them.4 Because such claims must be raised in separate proceedings 

before other departments of the Unified Judicial System (such as the Supreme 

Court of Pennsylvania’s Disciplinary Board or its Judicial Conduct Board), they 

are not allegations that this Court may decide. Thus, we express no opinion 

on the claims of prosecutorial and judicial misconduct that Rev. Zukowski has 

alleged in his appellate brief.

More importantly, Pennsylvania Rule of Appellate Procedure 501 confers 

standing to appeal only upon a “party who is aggrieved by an appealable order 

. . . .” See also United Parcel Service, Inc. v. Pennsylvania Public 

Utility Commission, 830 A.2d 941, 948 (Pa. 2003) (stating that, “as the 

prevailing party, UPS had no standing to appeal.”). The order at bar dismissed 

all charges against Rev. Zukowski and essentially granted his February 6, 

2018 Motion to Dismiss with Prejudice. Thus, he won. 

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3 The trial court neither ordered Rev. Zukowski to file a 1925(b) Statement 

nor issued an opinion in this matter.

4 Rev. Zukowski has reported his allegations to the Pennsylvania Disciplinary 

Board, and they were not relevant to the matter at bar. See N.T., 4/4/18, at 

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Because Rev. Zukowski was the prevailing party below, he was not 

“aggrieved by an appealable order.” Pa.R.A.P. 501. Therefore, he has no 

standing to appeal. Accordingly, we quash.

Appeal quashed.

Judgment Entered.

Joseph D. Seletyn, Esq.

Prothonotary

Date: 02/04/2019