EXHIBIT 31.1


                                 CERTIFICATIONS


I, Gary Pizzacalla, certify that:

1.   I have reviewed this quarterly report of Techs Loanstar, Inc.;

2.   Based on my knowledge, this report does not contain any untrue statement of
     a material  fact or omit to state a  material  fact  necessary  to make the
     statements made, in light of the circumstances  under which such statements
     were made,  not  misleading  with  respect  to the  period  covered by this
     report;

3.   Based on my  knowledge,  the  financial  statements,  and  other  financial
     information  included  in  this  report,  fairly  present  in all  material
     respects the financial  condition,  results of operations and cash flows of
     the small  business  issuer as of, and for,  the periods  presented in this
     report;

4.   The small business issuer's other certifying  officer and I are responsible
     for  establishing  and maintaining  disclosure  controls and procedures (as
     defined in Exchange Act Rules 13a-15(e) and 15d-15(e)) and internal control
     over  financial  reporting (as defined in the Exchange Act Rules  13a-15(f)
     and 15d - 15(f)) for the small business issuer and have:

     a)   Designed  such  disclosure  controls  and  procedures,  or caused such
          controls  and  procedures  to be designed  under our  supervision,  to
          ensure  that  material  information  relating  to the  small  business
          issuer, including its consolidated  subsidiaries,  is made known to us
          by others  within those  entities,  particularly  during the period in
          which this report is being prepared;

     b)   Designed such internal  control over  financial  reporting,  or caused
          such  control  over  financial  reporting  to be  designed  under  our
          supervision, to provide reasonable assurance regarding the reliability
          of financial reporting and the preparation of financial statements for
          external  purposes in accordance  with generally  accepted  accounting
          principles;

     c)   Evaluated the effectiveness of the small business issuer's  disclosure
          controls and procedures  and presented in this report our  conclusions
          about the effectiveness of the disclosure controls and procedures,  as
          of the  end of the  period  covered  by  this  report  based  on  such
          evaluation; and

     d)   Disclosed  in this  report any change in the small  business  issuer's
          internal  control over financial  reporting  that occurred  during the
          small business issuer's most recent fiscal quarter that has materially
          affected,  or is  reasonably  likely to materially  affect,  the small
          business issuer's internal control over financial reporting; and

5.   The small business issuer's other certifying  officer and I have disclosed,
     based on our most recent  evaluation  of internal  control  over  financial
     reporting,  to the small business issuer's auditors and the audit committee
     of small  business  issuer's  board of  directors  (or  persons  performing
     equivalent functions):

     a)   All significant  deficiencies and material weaknesses in the design or
          operation of internal  controls  over  financial  reporting  which are
          reasonably  likely to  adversely  affect  the mall  business  issuer's
          ability   to  record,   process,   summarize   and  report   financial
          information; and,

     b)   Any fraud, whether or not material,  that involves management or other
          employees who have a significant  role in the small business  issuer's
          internal control over financial reporting.



/s/ GARY PIZZACALLA
____________________________________________________________
Gary Pizzacalla
President, Secretary Treasurer, Principal Executive Officer,
Principal Financial Officer and sole Director


Date:  March 13, 2008