U.S. SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSION
                             Washington, D.C. 20549

                                   FORM 10-QSB

[X]  QUARTERLY REPORT PURSUANT TO SECTION 13 OR 15(d) OF THE SECURITIES EXCHANGE
     ACT OF 1934

                  For the quarterly period ended February 28, 2003

[ ]  TRANSITION  REPORT  PURSUANT  TO SECTION  13 OR 15(d) OF THE  SECURITIES
     EXCHANGE ACT OF 1934

         For the transition period from             to
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                         Commission file number: 0-25591

                              Relocate 411.com, Inc
             (Exact Name of Registrant as Specified in its Charter)


         DELAWARE                                             11-3462369
(State or other jurisdiction of                             (I.R.S. Employer
incorporation or organization)                              Identification No.)

               142 Mineola Avenue, Roslyn Heights, New York 11577
                (Address of Principal Executive Offices) Zip Code

                                 (516) 359-5619
               Registrant's Telephone Number, Including Area Code

Securities registered pursuant to Section 12(b) of the Act:

                                                Name of each exchange
Title of each class                             on which registered

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Securities registered pursuant to Section 12(g) of the Act:

                                  Common Stock
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                                (Title of class)

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                                (Title of class)

Indicate by check mark whether the registrant (1) has filed all reports required
to be filed by Section 13 or 15(d) of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934 during
the preceding 12 months (or for such shorter period that the registrant was
required to file such reports), and (2) has been subject to such filing
requirements for the past 90 days. Yes _X_ No ____


Indicate the number of shares outstanding of each of the issuer's classes
of common stock, as of the latest practicable date.

Common Stock, $.0001 par value                         11,200,000
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      (Title of Class)                           (Shares outstanding at
                                                  February 28, 2003)

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                             RELOCATE 411.COM, INC.
                                   FORM 10-QSB
                  FOR THE THREE MONTHS ENDED February 28, 2003

                                     INDEX                              Page

PART I       FINANCIAL INFORMATION


ITEM 1       Financial Statements

             Balance Sheet, February 28, 2003                              2

             Statement of Income & Expenses for the three
             months ended February 28, 2003                                3

             Statement of Cash Flows for the three
             months ended February 28, 2003                                4

             Notes to Financial Statements                               5-7

ITEM 2       Management's Discussion and
             Analysis or Plan of Operations                              8-9

ITEM 3       Controls and Procedures                                       9

PART II      Other Information - Items 1-6                                 9

Signatures                                                                10

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<CAPTION>

                             RELOCATE 411.COM, INC.
                    Formerly known as Stateside Funding, Inc.
                          (A Development Stage Company)

                           CONSOLIDATED BALANCE SHEET

                                     ASSETS

                                                                      February 28,
                                                                2003                2002
                                                            -----------        -----------
CURRENT ASSETS:
<S>                                                         <C>                <C>
       Cash                                                 $    16,722        $        --
                                                            -----------        -----------

                    Total current assets                         16,722        $        --

FIXED AND OTHER ASSETS:
       Property and equipment at cost, net
            accumulated depreciation                              4,473              6,472

       Other assets
            Organization costs - net of amortization                 --                180
                                                            -----------        -----------

TOTAL ASSETS                                                $    21,195        $     6,652
                                                            ===========        ===========


          LIABILITIES AND STOCKHOLDERS' EQUITY

CURRENT LIABILITIES
       Accounts payable                                              --                630
       Loans payable                                        $    14,397             11,067
       Income tax payable                                         6,025              5,525
                                                            -----------        -----------

            Total Current Liabilities                       $    20,422        $    17,222
                                                            -----------        -----------

STOCKHOLDERS' EQUITY
       Preferred stock, $0.0001 par value 10,000,000
            shares authorized and none issued in 2001
            or 2000                                                  --                  0
       Common stock,  $0.0001 par value, 50,000,000
            shares authorized, 11,200,000 shares
            outstanding .                                         1,827              1,702
       Treasury stock  (7,065,000 at cost)                   (1,151,672)        (1,151,672)
       Additional paid-in-capital                             1,403,396          1,373,521
       Accumulated deficit                                     (252,778)          (234,121)
                                                            -----------        -----------
                    Total Stockholders' Equity                      773            (10,570)
                                                            -----------        -----------

TOTAL LIABILITIES AND STOCKHOLDERS' EQUITY                  $    21,195              6,652
                                                            ===========        ===========
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   The accompanying notes are an integral part of these financial statements.

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<CAPTION>

                             RELOCATE 411.COM, INC.
                    Formerly known as Stateside Funding, Inc.
                          (A Development Stage Company)

                      CONSOLIDATED STATEMENT OF OPERATIONS

                                                                 For the three months ended
                                                                        February 28
                                                                        -----------
                                                                   2003           2002
                                                                  -------        -------
EXPENSES:
<S>                                                               <C>            <C>
      General and administrative                                  $ 3,797        $ 1,100
                                                                  -------        -------

              Total expenses                                      $ 3,797        $ 1,100
                                                                  -------        -------

(Loss) before provision for income taxes                           (3,797)        (1,100)

Provision for income taxes                                        $    --        $    --
                                                                  -------        -------

Net income (loss)                                                 $(3,797)       $(1,100)
                                                                  =======        =======


Net profit (loss) per common share based upon 11,200,000
      and 9,950,000 (weighted average) shares, respectively       $(0.0003)      $(0.0001)
                                                                  =======        =======
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   The accompanying notes are an integral part of these financial statements.


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<CAPTION>

                             RELOCATE 411.COM, INC.
                    Formerly known as Stateside Funding, Inc.
                          (A Development Stage Company)

                      CONSOLIDATED STATEMENTS OF CASH FLOWS

                                                                  For the period ended
                                                                      February 28
                                                                      -----------
                                                                 2003            2002
                                                              --------        --------
CASH FLOWS FROM OPERATING ACTIVITIES
<S>                                                           <C>            <C>
      Net loss                                                  (3,797)         (1,100)
          Amortization and depreciation                             --              --
          Change in assets and liabilities:
              (Increase)Decrease in interest receivable             --              --
              Increase (decrease) accounts payable
                           and accrued liabilities                  --          (1,100)
                                                              --------        --------
              Net Cash Used in Operating Activities           $ (3,797)       $ (2,200)
                                                              --------        --------

CASH FLOWS FROM INVESTING ACTIVITIES
      Proceeds from loan payable                              $     --           2,200
                                                                              --------

              Net Cash Used In Investing Activities           $     --        $  2,200
                                                              --------        --------


INCREASE (DECREASE) IN CASH                                   $ (3,797)       $     --

      Cash - beginning of period                              $ 20,519        $     --
                                                              --------        --------

      Cash - end of quarter                                   $ 16,722        $     --
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Supplemental Disclosures:
      Income tax paid                                               --              --
                                                              ========        ========
      Interest paid                                                 --              --
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   The accompanying notes are an integral part of these financial statements.


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                              RELOCATE411.COM, INC.
                          (A development stage company)

                          NOTES TO FINANCIAL STATEMENTS

                                February 28, 2003

NOTE 1 - BASIS OF PRESENTATION

Business
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     Relocate 411.com, Inc., formerly known as Stateside Funding, Inc., was
organized under the laws of the State of Delaware on December 19, 1997 and has
adopted a fiscal year ending November 30th. The Company is considered a
development stage since it is devoting substantially all of its efforts to
establishing a new business. Its planned principal operations have not yet
commenced and there have been no revenues to date. The Company is developing a
web site to be utilized in various real estate services such as relocation,
listings of real estate sales or rentals, mortgage information and other real
estate related information or content.

Organization
------------

     On January 26, 2000, the stockholders of Relocate411.com, Inc., a New York
Corporation incorporated on August 24, 1999, completed a merger and stock
exchange with Stateside Funding, Inc., a Delaware Corporation, resulting in a
recapitalization of Stateside Funding, Inc., the acquirer. Relocate411.com, Inc.
merged into Stateside Funding, Inc. Stateside Funding, Inc. acquired all of the
assets and liabilities of Relocate411.com, Inc.

     Under the terms of the Merger Agreement, each share of Relocate411.Com,
Inc. common stock converted into one hundred thousand shares of Stateside
Funding, Inc. common stock. Contemporaneously, with the merger, Stateside
Funding, Inc. issued 5,175,000 shares of its common stock in a private placement
transaction, receiving net proceeds of $1,354,250. The net proceeds received
were after a payment of $150,000 to redeem 4,100,000 share of common stock from
the founder of Stateside Funding, Inc. As part of the merger, Stateside Funding,
Inc. then issued 6,600,000 common shares to Relocate411.com, Inc. in exchange
for the 66 shares held by the stockholders of Relocate 411.com, Inc.

     The financial statements reflect that of the acquirer, Stateside Funding,
Inc., the entity that survived the merger. The Accumulated Deficit of Stateside
Funding, Inc. as of January 26, 2000 was $ 1,303.

     On January 27, 2000, Stateside Funding, Inc. filed a Certificate of
Amendment changing their name to Relocate 411.com, Inc.


Note 2 - SUMMARY OF SIGNIFICANT ACCOUNTING POLICIES

Development Stage Activities and Operations:

     All costs incurred in development activities are charged to operations as
incurred. The Company has not produced any revenues from operations.

Use of Estimates:

     The preparation of financial statements in conformity with generally
accepted accounting principles requires management to make estimates and
assumptions that affect the reported amounts of assets and liabilities and
disclosure of contingent assets and liabilities at the date of the financial
statements and the reported amounts of revenues and expenses during the
reporting period. Actual results could differ from those amounts.

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                              RELOCATE411.COM, INC.
                          (A development stage company)

                          NOTES TO FINANCIAL STATEMENTS

                                February 28, 2003


Note 2 - SUMMARY OF SIGNIFICANT ACCOUNTING POLICIES (continued)

Fair Value of Financial Instruments:

     SFAS No. 107, "Disclosures About Fair Value of Financial Instruments",
requires disclosure of the fair value information whether or not recognized in
the balance sheet, where it is practicable to estimate that value. The carrying
value of cash, cash equivalents, accounts receivable and notes payable
approximates fair value.

Impairment of Long-Lived Assets:

     Company's management believes that any evaluation necessitated through the
adoption of SFAS 121, "Accounting for the Impairment Long-Lived Assets and for
Long-Lived Assets to be Disposed of." will not be material.

Fixed Assets:

     Property and equipment are stated at cost, less accumulated depreciation.
Depreciation is computed on a straight-line basis over the estimated useful
lives of the related assets, which range from five to ten years. Depreciation
expense for the years ended November 30, 2001 and 2000 is $2,292 and $2,701,
respectively.

Loss Per Common Share:

     The Company is authorized to issue 50,000,000 common shares with a par
value of $.0001, and 10,000,000 preferred shares with a par value of $.0001.

     The Company has adopted Financial Accounting Standards Board (FASB)
Statement No. 128, "Earnings per Share". The Statement establishes standards for
computing and presenting earnings per share (EPS). It replaced the presentation
of primary EPS with a presentation of basic EPS and also requires dual
presentation of basic and diluted EPS on the face of the income statement. The
statement was retroactively applied to the prior loss per share but did not have
any effect.

     Basic loss per share was computed by dividing the Company's net loss by the
weighted average number of common shares outstanding during the period. There is
no presentation of diluted loss per share as the effect of common stock options,
warrants and convertible debt amount are antidilutive. The weighted average
number of common shares used to calculate loss per common share during the three
months ended February 28, 2003 and 2002 was 11,200,000 and 9,950,000,
respectively.


NOTE 3 - INCOME TAX PAYABLE

     Income taxes have been accrued based on alternative methods of computing
minimum New York State and City corporate taxes.

NOTE 4 - CAPITALIZATION AND ADDITIONAL PAID-IN-CAPITAL

     The Company is authorized to issue 50,000,000 common shares with a par
value of $.0001, and 10,000,000 blank check preferred shares with a par value of
$.0001.

      In September 2002 the Company issued a total of 1,250,000 shares of its
common stock in a private placement, for a total consideration of $30,000 ($.025
per share). 250,000 shares represented a $ 5,000 payment for legal fees. $ 125
was treated as common stock ($.0001 per share) and the remainder $ 29,875 as
additional paid-in-capital.

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                              RELOCATE411.COM, INC.
                          (A development stage company)

                          NOTES TO FINANCIAL STATEMENTS

                                February 28, 2003


NOTE 5 - TREASURY STOCK

     The Company repurchased 7,065,000 shares of its common stock from its'
initial investors with a payment of a stock offering (See Note 3) for a total
consideration value of $1,151,672.


NOTE 6 - CONFLICTS OF INTEREST

     Certain conflicts of interest have existed and will continue to exist
between management, their affiliates and the Company. Management has other
interests including business interests to which they devote their primary
attention. Management may continue to do so notwithstanding the fact that
management time should be devoted to the business of the Company and in
addition, management may negotiate an acquisition resulting in a conflict of
interest.

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Item 2.  Management's Discussion and Analysis or Plan of Operation

The following discussion and analysis provides information which management
believes is relevant to an assessment and understanding of our results of
operations and financial condition. The discussion should be read in conjunction
with our financial statements and notes thereto appearing in this prospectus.

The following discussion and analysis contains forward-looking statements, which
involve risks and uncertainties. Our actual results may differ significantly
from the results, expectations and plans discussed in these forward-looking
statements.

Overview

During the past three months, our operations have continued to be devoted
primarily to developing a business plan, developing and designing our website,
preparing to bring the website online and raising capital for future operations
and administrative functions. We are completing a website to be utilized in
various real estate services such as relocation, listings of real estate sales
or rentals, mortgage information and other real estate related information or
content. We have not spent any money for research and development.

Development stage expenses during the three months ended February 28, 2003 and
February 28, 2002 were $ 3,797 and $ 1,100 respectively. The expenses incurred
were primarily due to consulting, managerial and professional services in
connection with our development of a business plan and the corporate formation.
On-going increases to development stage expenses are anticipated.

Plan of Operation

During the next twelve months, we expect to take the following steps in
connection with the development of our business and the implementation of our
plan of operations:

*    within 30 days of effectiveness of our registration statement presently
     filed with the SEC seek a listing for quotation on the NASD OTC Bulletin
     Board and begin discussions with various potential real estate consultants
     to assist us, as well as companies within the industry to partner with;

*    within 60 days of effectiveness of our registration statement presently
     filed with the SEC, identify funding options to raise additional capital
     for the company and key geographic markets to target during our first phase
     of operations

*    hire and train additional staff, including management, marketing staff, and
     administrative personnel; We anticipate hiring at a minimum 10 employees in
     the next twelve months;

*    Initiate substantive construction of our corporate website;

Because of uncertainties surrounding our development and limited operating
history, we anticipate incurring development stage losses in the foreseeable
future. Our ability to achieve our business objectives is contingent upon our
success in raising additional capital until adequate revenues are realized from
operations.

Capital Resources and Liquidity.

As of February 28, 2003, we had approximately $16,722 in cash. Our general and
administrative expenses are expected to average $1,500 per month for the next 12
months. We believe we have sufficient cash to meet our minimum development and
operating costs for the next 12 months. We will need to raise additional capital
to continue our operations past 12 months, and there is no assurance we will be
successful in raising the needed capital.

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Cash Requirements and Additional Funding

The only cash requirements we presently have are for professional fees. We
estimate this amount to be approximately $1,500 per month. Our present cash
available should be able to satisfy this for the next six month period. Due to
difficult market conditions, we are focusing on growing through strategic
alliances without the necessity of outlaying cash.

PERIOD FROM DECEMBER 19, 1997 (DATE OF INCEPTION) THROUGH FEBRUARY 28, 2003

Our cumulative net losses since the inception are attributable to the fact that
we have not derived any revenue from operations to offset our business
development expenses.

Net loss since inception has amounted to $252,778, primarily consisting of
salaries, accounting and legal fees, website development fees, rent and general
administrative expenses. The accounting and legal expenses were in connection
with our annual and quarterly regulatory filings.

THREE MONTHS ENDED FEBRUARY 28, 2003 AND FEBRUARY 28, 2002

Development stage income during the three months ended February 28, 2003 was $0
as compared to $0 for the three months ended February 28, 2002. Expenses for the
three months ended February 28, 2003 were $3,797 primarily consisting of
accounting and legal fees. These fees are related to our quarterly regulatory
filings. Expenses for the three months ended February 28, 2002 were $1,100
primarily consisting of accounting and legal fees in connection with our daily
operations and quarterly regulatory filings.

Item 3. Controls and Procedures

(a)  Evaluation of disclosure controls and procedures.

Our Chief Executive Officer and Chief Financial Officer (collectively the
"Certifying Officers") maintain a system of disclosure controls and procedures
that is designed to provide reasonable assurance that information, which is
required to be disclosed, is accumulated and communicated to management timely.
Under the supervision and with the participation of management, the Certifying
Officers evaluated the effectiveness of the design and operation of our
disclosure controls and procedures (as defined in Rule [13a-14(c)/15d-14(c)]
under the Exchange Act) within 90 days prior to the filing date of this report.
Based upon that evaluation, the Certifying Officers concluded that our
disclosure controls and procedures are effective in timely alerting them to
material information relative to our company required to be disclosed in our
periodic filings with the SEC.

(b)  Changes in internal controls.

Our Certifying Officers have indicated that there were no significant changes in
our internal controls or other factors that could significantly affect such
controls subsequent to the date of their evaluation, and there were no such
control actions with regard to significant deficiencies and material weaknesses.


                           PART II OTHER INFORMATION

Item 1     Legal Proceedings - None

Item 2     Changes in Securities - None

Item 3     Defaults Upon Senior Securities - None

Item 4     Submission of Matters to a Vote of Securities Holders - None

Item 5     Other Information - None

Item 6     Exhibits and Reports on Form 8-K - None


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                                   SIGNATURES

     Pursuant to the requirements of Section 13 or 15(d) of the Securities
Exchange Act of 1934, the registrant has duly caused this report to be signed on
its behalf by the undersigned, thereunto duly authorized.

                                        RELOCATE 411.COM, INC.
                                        -------------------------------
                                        (Registrant)

                                        By:  /s/ Darrell Lerner
                                        -------------------------------
                                        Darrell Lerner
                                        President


                                        Date: April 14, 2003


Pursuant to the requirements of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934, this report
has been signed below by the following persons on behalf of the registrant and
in the capacities and on the dates indicates.



                                        By:  /s/ Darrell Lerner
                                        ----------------------------------
                                        Darrell Lerner
                                        President and Chief Financial Officer


                                        Date: April 14, 2003


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                                  CERTIFICATION
                         OF PRINCIPAL EXECUTIVE OFFICER
                   AND PRINCIPAL FINANCIAL OFFICER PURSUANT TO
                             18 U.S.C. SECTION 1350,
                      AS ADOPTED PURSUANT TO SECTION 906 OF
                         THE SARBANES-OXLEY ACT OF 2002

I Darrell Lerner certify that:

1.   I have reviewed this annual report on Form 10-QSB of RELOCATE411.COM, INC.

2.   Based on my knowledge, this quarterly report does not contain any untrue
     statement of a material fact or omit to state a material fact necessary to
     make the statements made, in light of the circumstances under which such
     statements were made, not misleading with respect to the period covered by
     this yearly report;

3.   Based on my knowledge, the financial statements, and other financial
     information included in this yearly report, fairly present in all material
     respects the financial condition, results of operations and cash flows of
     the registrant as of, and for, the periods presented in this yearly report;

4.   I am responsible for establishing and maintaining disclosure controls and
     procedures (as defined in Exchange Act Rules 13a-14 and 15d-14) for the
     registrant and have:

     (a)  designed such disclosure controls and procedures to ensure that
          material information relating to the a registrant is made known to me
          by others within those entities, particularly during the period in
          which this yearly report is being prepared;

     (b)  evaluated the effectiveness of the registrant's disclosure controls
          and procedures as of a date within 90 days prior to the filing date of
          this quarterly report (the "Evaluation Date"); and

     (c)  presented in this yearly report my conclusions about effectiveness of
          the disclosure controls and procedures based on my evaluation as of
          the Evaluation Date;

5.   I have disclosed, based on my most recent evaluation, to the registrant's
     auditors and the audit committee of registrant's board of directors (or
     persons performing the equivalent functions):

     (a)  all significant deficiencies in the design or operation of internal
          controls which could adversely affect the registrant's ability to
          record, process, summarize and report financial data and have
          identified for the registrant's auditors any material weakness in
          internal controls; and

     (b)  any fraud, whether or not material, that involves management or other
          employees who have a significant role in the registrant's internal
          controls; and

6.   I have indicated in this yearly report whether there were significant
     changes in internal controls or in other factors that could significantly
     affect internal controls subsequent to the date of my most recent
     evaluation, including any corrective actions with regard to significant
     deficiencies and material weaknesses.

Dated: April 14, 2003
                                        /s/ Darrell Lerner
                                        --------------------------
                                        Darrell Lerner
                                        Principal Executive Officer,
                                        Principal Financial Officer