FORM 10Q-SB


                       SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSION
                             Washington, D.C. 20549

                   QUARTERLY REPORT UNDER SECTION 13 OR 15 (d)
                     OF THE SECURITIES EXCHANGE ACT OF 1934


For the Nine Months Ended                              Commission File Number
August 31, 2000                                        0-25591


                              Relocate 411.com, Inc
                   Formerly known as Stateside Fundings, Inc.
             (Exact Name of Registrant as Specified in its Charter)


         New York                                      11-3506899
(State of Other Jurisdiction of                        I.R.S. Employer
Incorporation or Organization)                         Identification No.


One Penn Plaza - Suite 4429 New York NY                     10119
(Address of Principal Executive Offices)                   Zip Code


Registrant's Telephone Number, Including Area Code (212) 268-5132


Indicate by check mark whether the registrant (1) has filed all reports required
to be filed by Section 13 or 15(d) of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934 during
the preceding 12 months (or for shorter  period that the registrant was required
to file such reports),  and (2) has been subject to such filing requirements for
the past 90 days. Yes _X_ No___

                APPLICABLE ONLY TO ISSUERS INVOLVED IN BANKRUPTCY
                  PROCEEDINGS DURING THE PRECEDING FIVE YEARS:

Indicate by check mark  whether the issuer has filed all  documents  and reports
required to be filed by Sections  2, 13 or 15(d) of the  Securities  Act of 1934
subsequent to the  distribution of securities under a plan confirmed by a court.
Yes___ No___

                      APPLICABLE ONLY TO CORPORATE ISSUERS:

Indicate the number of shares  outstanding  of each of the  issuer's  classes of
common stock, as of the latest practicable date.


Common Stock $.0001 par value,                         12,675,000
      (Title of Class)                                 Shares outstanding at
                                                       August 31, 2000

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                              Relocate 411.com, Inc
                   Formerly known as Stateside Fundings, Inc.


                                    FORM 10QSB

                        NINE MONTHS ENDED AUGUST 31, 2000


                                      INDEX


                                                                          Page
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PART I       FINANCIAL INFORMATION


ITEM 1       Balance Sheet, August 31, 2000                                 2

             Statements of Operations for
             the Nine Months Ended
             August 31, 2000                                                3

             Statements of Cash Flows                                       4

             Statements of Operations for
             the Three Months Ended
             August 31, 2000 and 1999                                       5

             Notes to Financial Statements                                  6

             Management's Discussion and
             Analysis of Results of Operations

PART II      Other Information - Items 1-6

Signatures

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                              RELOCATE 411.COM, INC
                   FORMERLY KNOWN AS STATESIDE FUNDINGS, INC.
                          (A Development Stage Company)

                                  BALANCE SHEET

                                 August 31, 2000

                                     ASSETS

Current Assets:
    Cash and cash equivalents                                       $ 1,148,327
    Note receivable                                                   1,119,347
    Other current assets                                                  1,045
                                                                    -----------

      Total current assets                                            2,268,719
                                                                    -----------

Fixed Assets:
    Computers and equipment                                              11,465
    Less: accumulated depreciation                                        2,656
                                                                    -----------
                                                                          8,809
                                                                    -----------

Other Assets:
    Organization expense - net of amortization                              260
                                                                    -----------
      Total other assets                                                    260
                                                                    -----------

      Total assets                                                  $ 2,277,788
                                                                    ===========


                      LIABILITIES AND STOCKHOLDERS' EQUITY

Current Liabilities:
    Bank loan payable                                               $ 1,117,602
    Accounts payable, accrued expenses and taxes                         17,275
    Corporation taxes payable                                               625
                                                                    -----------
      Total current liabilities                                       1,135,502
                                                                    -----------

Stockholders' Equity:
    Preferred stock, $.0001 par value per share, 10,000,000
      shares authorized and -0- issued and outstanding                     --
    Common stock, $.0001 par value per share, 50,000,000
      shares authorized and 12,675,000 shares issued and
      outstanding                                                         1,268
    Additional paid in capital in excess of par value                 1,355,555
    Deficit accumulated during the development stage                   (214,537)
                                                                    -----------
      Total stockholders' equity                                      1,142,286
                                                                    -----------

      Total liabilities and stockholders' equity                    $ 2,277,788
                                                                    ===========


                       See notes to financial statements.


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                              RELOCATE 411.COM, INC
                   FORMERLY KNOWN AS STATESIDE FUNDINGS, INC.
                          (A Development Stage Company)

                            STATEMENTS OF OPERATIONS


<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                                December 19,
                                                Nine Months     Nine Months         1997
                                                   Ended           Ended       (inception) to
                                                 August 31,      August 31,      August 31,
                                                    2000            1999            2000
                                                 ---------       ---------       ---------
<S>                                              <C>             <C>             <C>
Expenses:
    Salaries                                       148,179                         148,179
    Professional fees                               47,613                          48,658
    Rent                                            16,000                          16,000
    Office                                           9,114                           9,114
    Payroll taxes                                   10,487                          10,487
    Automobile expenses                              1,354                           1,354
    Contributions                                      100                             100
    Insurance                                        8,066                           8,066
    Miscellaneous                                    1,182             189           1,440
    Outside services                                   924                             924
    Telephone                                          540                             540
    Travel and entertainment                         6,164                           6,164
    Depreciation and amortization                    2,716              20           2,716
                                                 ---------       ---------       ---------
      Total expenses                               252,439             209         253,742
                                                 ---------       ---------       ---------
(Loss) during development stage                   (252,439)           (209)       (253,742)
                                                 ---------       ---------       ---------
Other income (expense):
    Interest income                                 68,263            --            68,263
    (Interest expense)                             (28,433)           --           (28,433)
                                                 ---------       ---------       ---------
      Total other income                            39,830            --            39,830
                                                 ---------       ---------       ---------

(Loss) before income taxes                        (212,609)           (209)       (213,912)

Income tax expense                                     625                             625

                                                 ---------       ---------       ---------
Net (loss)                                       $(213,234)      $    (209)      $(214,537)
                                                 =========       =========       =========

Net (loss) per common share based
     upon 11,012,973 and 500
    (weighted average) shares, respectively      $   (0.02)      $   (0.42)      $   (0.02)
                                                 =========       =========       =========
</TABLE>


                       See notes to financial statements.


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                              RELOCATE 411.COM, INC
                   FORMERLY KNOWN AS STATESIDE FUNDINGS, INC.
                          (A Development Stage Company)

                            STATEMENTS OF CASH FLOWS


<TABLE>
<CAPTION>
                                                                                      December 19,
                                                                    Nine Months           1997
                                                                       Ended         (inception) to
                                                                     August 31,        August 31,
                                                                        2000              2000
                                                                    -----------       -----------
<S>                                                                 <C>               <C>
Cash Flows from Operating Activities:
Net loss                                                            $  (213,234)      $  (214,537)
Adjustment to reconcile net (loss) to net cash
    (used in) operating activities:
    Depreciation and Amortization expense                                 2,716             2,796
    (Increase) in interest receivable                                    (1,045)           (1,045)
    Increase in accounts payable and accrued expenses                    17,500            17,500
                                                                    -----------       -----------
      Net cash (used in) operating activities                          (194,063)         (195,286)
                                                                    -----------       -----------
Cash Flows from Investing Activities:
    Purchase of fixed assets                                            (11,465)          (11,465)
                                                                    -----------       -----------
      Net cash (used in) investing activities                           (11,465)          (11,465)
                                                                    -----------       -----------

Cash Flows from Financing Activities:
    Cash received from issuance of common stock                       1,504,250         1,504,250
    Additional paid in capital contributed by a former officer            2,000
    Redemption of original shareholder                                 (150,000)         (150,000)
    Write off of deferred offering costs                                   (927)
    (Increase) in loan receivable                                    (1,119,347)       (1,119,347)
    Proceeds from loan payable                                        1,117,602         1,117,602
                                                                    -----------       -----------

      Net cash provided by financing activities                       1,352,505         1,353,578
                                                                    -----------       -----------

Net increase in cash                                                  1,146,977         1,146,827

Cash - December 1,                                                        1,350             1,500
                                                                    -----------       -----------

Cash - May 31,                                                      $ 1,148,327       $ 1,148,327
                                                                    ===========       ===========

Supplemental Disclosures:

    Income tax                                                      $       625       $       625
                                                                    ===========       ===========

    Interest paid                                                   $    26,688       $    26,688
                                                                    ===========       ===========
</TABLE>


                       See notes to financial statements.


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                              RELOCATE 411.COM, INC
                   FORMERLY KNOWN AS STATESIDE FUNDINGS, INC.
                          (A Development Stage Company)

                            STATEMENTS OF OPERATIONS


                                                  Three Months     Three Months
                                                      Ended           Ended
                                                   August 31,       August 31,
                                                      2000            1999
                                                    -------          -------

Expenses:
   Salaries                                          42,700             --
   Professional fees                                 35,430             --
   Rent                                               6,000             --
   Office                                               145             --
   Payroll taxes                                      3,409             --
   Automobile expenses                                  650             --
   Insurance                                          1,684             --
   Miscellaneous                                     (2,777)            --
   Telephone                                            111             --
   Travel and entertainment                           5,109             --
   Depreciation and amortization                        905             --
                                                    -------          -------
      Total expenses                                 93,366             --
                                                    -------          -------
(Loss) during development stage                     (92,342)            --
                                                    -------          -------

Other income (expense):
   Interest income                                   44,293             --
   (Interest expense)                               (26,688)            --
                                                    -------          -------
      Total other income                             17,605             --
                                                    -------          -------
(Loss) before income taxes                          (74,737)            --
                                                    -------          -------
Income tax expense                                     --               --
                                                    -------          -------
Net (loss)                                          (74,737)            --
                                                    =======          =======
Net (loss) per common share based
    upon 12,675,000 and 500
   (weighted average) shares, respectively            (0.01)               0
                                                    =======          =======


                       See notes to financial statements.


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                             RELOCATE 411.COM, INC.
                   FORMERLY KNOWN AS STATESIDE FUNDINGS, INC.
                          (A Development Stage Company)

                          NOTES TO FINANCIAL STATEMENTS

                                 August 31, 2000


Note 1 - Basis of Presentation:

     The accompanying unaudited condensed financial statements have been
     prepared in accordance with generally accepted accounting principles for
     interim financial information and with the instructions to Form 10-Q and
     Rule 10-01 of Regulation S-X. Accordingly, they do not include all the
     information and footnotes required by generally accepted accounting
     principles for complete financial statements. In the opinion of Management,
     all adjustments considered necessary for a fair presentation have been
     included. These adjustments were considered usual and normal in nature. For
     the period ended August 31, 2000, the Company had no operational activities
     other than the preparation of the information that will appear on the
     website and the development of that website. For further information, refer
     to the financial statements and footnotes included in the Company's
     registration statement on Form 10-SB.

Note 2 - Note Receivable:

     On May 25, 2000. the Company loaned $1,117,602 to Teltran International
     Group, Ltd. Teltran is a publicly held company presently trading on the
     NASD OTC Pink Sheets, and some of its stockholders and officers own
     approximately 42% of Relocate. The loan matures November 25, 2000 with
     interest at 9 1/2% annually and is secured by a promissory note. The note
     has been secured by 600,000 shares each of common stock of Teltran and
     Antra Holdings Group, Inc. Antra is also a publicly held company traded on
     the NASD OTC Pink Sheets. Teltran owns the Antra shares which were acquired
     in April 1999 when each company originally exchanged 2,000,000 shares of
     their common stock. Additionally, Teltran pledged its one share of Teltran
     Web Factory, Ltd. a wholly owned foreign subsidiary of Teltran.

     Teltran also issued 250,000 warrants exercisable from May 25, 2000 to May
     24, 2005 to purchase Teltran common stock at a price of $1.10 per share.

Note 3 - Bank Loan Payable:

     The bank loan consists of a short term loan due to Chase Manhattan Bank and
     is due November 25, 2000. Interest is payable at 9.5% per annum. The loan
     is collateralized by a jumbo CD.


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          MANAGEMENT'S DISCUSSION AND ANALYSIS OF RESULTS OF OPERATIONS

                                 August 31, 2000


Management Discussion & Analysis

Relocate 411.com, inc. is a development stage company. Presently, the company
maintains in excess of $1 million in cash or cash equivalents. We anticipate
using these funds to begin construction of our web site, launch a marketing
campaign, as well as for general corporate purposes and working capital.

We cannot assure you that there will be a market for our services, or that we
will be able to successfully implement our plan. The Company anticipates
substantial capital and other expenditures during the year 2000. The Company
will require additional funds in connection with the implementation of its
business plan. There is no assurance we will be able to obtain funding on terms
favorable to us if at all. If the Company cannot obtain additional financing, it
may have to curtail some additional activities.

At August 31, 2000, the Company's current assets amounted to $2,268,719, while
current liabilities amounted to $1,135,502. The current assets consists of cash
received in a private placement dated January 26, 2000. Proceeds were exchanged
for 5,115,000 common stock and 5,115,000 common stock purchase warrants issued
to subscribers and placement agents.

At the end of May 2000, Relocate411.Com entered into a secured transaction with
Teltran International, a publicly traded company whose CEO is a director of
Relocate411, whereby it loaned Teltran approximately 1.1 million dollars on a
short term basis. As part of the terms of the transaction, Relocate411 was
compensated with warrants on Teltran International common stock in addition to
receiving a competitive interest rate on the loan.

PART II    OTHER INFORMATION

Item 1     Legal Proceedings - None

Item 2     Changes in Securities - None

Item 3     Defaults Upon Senior Securities - None

Item 4     Submission of Matters to a Vote of Securities Holders
           - None

Item 5     Other Information - None

Item 6     Exhibits and Reports on Form 8-K - None


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                                   SIGNATURES

     In accordance  with the  requirements  of the Exchange Act, the  registrant
caused this report to be signed on its behalf by the undersigned, thereunto duly
authorized.

                                      RELOCATE 411.COM INC.




                                      By:  /s/ Darrell Lerner
                                           ----------------------------------
                                               Darrell Lerner
                                               President

Date: