EXHIBIT 31

          CERTIFICATION OF CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER AND CHIEF FINANCIAL
                               OFFICER PURSUANT TO
                      SECTION 302 OF THE SARBANES-OXLEY ACT

I, Nicole Milkovich, Chief Executive Officer, Chief Financial Officer and
Principal Accounting Officer of Milk Bottle Cards Inc., hereby certifies that:

1.   I have reviewed this quarterly report on Form 10-QSB of Milk Bottle Cards
     Inc.

2.   Based on my knowledge, this quarterly report does not contain any untrue
     statement of a material fact or omit to state a material fact necessary to
     make the statements made, in light of the circumstances under which such
     statements were made, not misleading with respect to the period covered by
     this quarterly report.

3.   Based on my knowledge, the financial statements, and other financial
     information included in this quarterly report, fairly present in all
     material respects our financial condition, results of operations and cash
     flows as of, and for, the periods presented in this report.

4.   I am responsible for establishing and maintaining disclosure controls and
     procedures (as defined in Exchange Act Rules 13a-15(e) and 15d-15(e)) and I
     have:

     (a)  Designed such disclosure controls and procedures, or caused such
          disclosure controls and procedures to be designed under my
          supervision, to ensure that material information relating to Milk
          Bottle Cards Inc., including any consolidated subsidiaries, is made
          known to me by others within those entities, particularly during the
          period in which this report is being prepared;
     (b)  Evaluated the effectiveness of my disclosure controls and procedures
          and presented in this report my conclusions about the effectiveness of
          the disclosure controls and procedures, as of the end of the period
          covered by this report based on such evaluation; and
     (c)  Disclosed in this report any change in the internal control over
          financial reporting that occurred during the most recent fiscal
          quarter (fourth fiscal quarter in the case of an annual report) that
          has materially affected, or is reasonably likely to materially affect,
          the internal control over financial reporting; and

5.   I have disclosed, based on my most recent evaluation of internal control
     over financial reporting, to the auditors and the audit committee of our
     board of directors (or persons performing the equivalent functions):

     (a)  All significant deficiencies and material weaknesses in the design or
          operation of internal control over financial reporting which are
          reasonably likely to adversely affect our ability to record, process,
          summarize and report financial information; and
     (b)  Any fraud, whether or not material, that involves management or other
          employees who have a significant role in our internal control over
          financial reporting.

June 1, 2007                   Milk Bottle Cards, Inc., Registrant


                                   /s/ Nicole Milkovich
                                   -----------------------------------
                               By: Nicole Milkovich, President,
                                   CEO, Secretary, Treasurer, CFO,
                                   Principal Accounting Officer and
                                   Sole Director