Category: car

Seller: honey. before we start  you should know this car is HAUNTED.
Buyer: A haunted car?
Seller: yes chile. my ex boyfriend practically bathed in Drakkar Noir. can't get the smell out to save my life. so it's worth quite a bit.,
Buyer: Well, I have chronic migraines and one of my triggers is any smell, so I'm afraid my interest has just plummeted :(
Seller: did i say Drakkar Noir? i meant homeopathic alpine water that's been chanted over by monks for at least eight years. 7800?
Buyer: I'm sorry, I find homeopathy and any other pseudoscience to be profoundly upsetting as well. I'd be willing to go as high as $5100.
Seller: hmmmmm. my ex is dropping a hot ass mix tape this week. i'll throw that in and let her go for a steal at 7700?
Buyer: Has the HV battery been inspected?
Seller: yep. full diagnostics run at least once a month since she was purchased. and that mix tape is going to be fire.
Buyer: How much longer does the HV battery have before it needs to be replaced?
Seller: i'd say another 10K miles or so. pretty sure Gucci Mane is doing a feature for my ex...
Buyer: Well, if I need to replace the hv in 10,000 miles, that's roughly around $3000, plus tax and inspection. I'd still be willing to buy the car, but I don't think I could do better than $5500, in light of the work it will soon need.
Seller: you've done quite a bit of research. i commend you. i'm going to need someone who loves cologne and rap music a bit more. it was a business doing pleasure with you.