Category: bike

Seller: Hello, are you interested in the bike?
Buyer: Yeah, yeah, it's for my son, he's a real lunatic and smashes the bikes. I don't know what's up with that. He keeps jumping off them and letting them fly into shit?!
Seller: This bike seems like it would be perfect for him, there are some scratches but it is very durable.
Buyer: I am sure he will fuck it up. I've only got $45 on me and I gotta go pick up my daughter before my wife kick my nuts. Will that work?
Seller: I spent a lot of time rebuilding this bike. Would you be able to pay $47?
Buyer: Shit, let me check, uh... I've got a quarter and a penny and oh a dime and here a pokemon card, listen I gotta roll, my wife is gonna kick my nuts so hard. $45 and what us 31 cents.
Seller: $46 and you can come now
Buyer: What I already am here, I'm out front, yeah hold on I have some more change oh shit another quarter, Hold On, damn fucking wife and shit kids, uh okay I'm like 20 cents short what do you know my wife or something?