Category: housing

Buyer: How new are the kitchen and bathroom?
Seller: Both have been redone in the past year.
Buyer: Does the bathroom have a shower and a bath?
Seller: Yes.
Buyer: And could you tell me what color it is?
Seller: The bathroom is pained white, and the combo shower/bath is also white.
Buyer: Sweet. Is there anyway you'd allow me to bring my dog? I swear she never pees in the house. 
Seller: Sorry, I can't make any exceptions to the no pets rule.
Buyer: I'd really only like to pay 1890 then. 
Seller: Are you willing to pay 2000 if I throw in a $150 coupon package for local businesses?
Buyer: Is that for any of the local businesses or just one in particular?
Seller: It is for any local business.
Buyer: Then you have a deal!
Seller: Great!