Category: car

Buyer: hello
Seller: Hey, so you were thinking about a BMW?
Buyer: yes, i am very interested. 
Seller: Oh, well that's cool. Usually people see me and lowball me, I am obviously a gay surfer.
Buyer: oh why would they do that? thats not fair
Seller: Well, surfers live in their cars in the search for the right wave, so this thing has some wear and tear. But, listen, I have to drive all over the place to get the best wave. So, you know I pay the best mechanics. I don't know anything about mechanical engineering.
Buyer: oh ok. i understand . that is awesome. you are one lucky guy!
Seller: Sometimes, and this car has brought me lots of luck in the search. But, listen, I don't want you to think I'm a thief, I might be a pirate, but not a thief! LOL, really, Carfax is gonna tell you some mileage difference, it's because I bought a new engine off my Bulgarian mechanic. He trained on the BMW race team in Germany, look him up, stupid expensive. But this car will certainly get you where you need to go, and is the best BMW wagon on any US coast.
Buyer: Lol! that is very important. i want a car that get me anywhere i need to go. This is a nice car; however, you are asking for too much. you know, it is not a brand new BMW.
Seller: Totally, it is super used, like I said. But that is why I have it listed so high. It was a long time ago, and I bought it for $35,000, so I figured I would just cut a zero off. Still, though it is used. I'll five it to you for less than 10% of it's original tag, I'll GIVE you this ride, for $3000. But, you may have to sell it back to me in a year. No, no, just kidding.
Buyer: LOL. come on! the price is still high. i will give you $1750 right now for the car. i am ready to take it home with me right at this moment!
Seller: Ha, ok. It is high. But I'm not. How did you come up with 1750? You must be tired. Listen, you can sleep in the back. I have many a time. I'll even give you my old Yoga mat. Ok, ok, $2999, lets do this!
Buyer: i know that you are not high! well, i am a young broke college student. i was able to save some of my financial aid money in order to buy this very nice car. i really need it. Do you know how many times i have to ask people for rides. This is a great opportunity for me to buy a car. i am willing to pay $1800.