Category: car

Buyer: Hi, is your truck still for sale?
Seller: Yes it is!
Buyer: how many miles?
Seller: It is actually pretty low mileage, my grandmother only drove it to church on Sundays.  Church wasn't very far, so it only has 15,000 miles on it.  Such a deal!
Buyer: pretty cool grandma to be riding in a tacoma
Seller: Yeah, I come from a long line of rabble-rousers!  We originally got it for her for her rabbit farm, but she kept bring the bunnies in the house and not selling them.  Did you need a bunny with the truck?
Buyer: I don't need a bunny but is your grandma single? How about I take her out for a nice steak dinner and give you $4400 for the truck?
Seller: Sorry, Grandma is a vegetarian and she needs more than that.  She just received her medical marijuana farming license and there are a lot of start up costs.  Although, you can become one of her "special" customers and get a deal on the new crop.  Grandma can grow anything.  (We are still recovering from the zucchini incident).
Buyer: Would you accept $5000 and I'll give her 100 Sensi Star clones
Seller: As the bunnies multiplied like, well, bunnies, sadly, we don't have quite enough room for the clones.  If Grandma throws in the medical license, two bunnies (they are trained in the art of self defense and would make excellent body guards (one of the reasons we had difficulty selling them for meat).  Also, the price the train car and the hydroponic system is quite high.  $5000 doesn't cover it.  Oh did I mention that the truck has a hot tub in the back?