Category: housing

Seller: Hi interested in premium living?
Buyer: Who isn't? Yes, I am.
Seller: Then come on down to our community at only 1810 a month you could be living your life in luxury, peace and tranquility.
Buyer: I'm assuming that for a two bedroom arrangement, and I'm planning to be single for quite a while. Any chance you have a one bedroom apartment for sale? I was hoping to only pay a $1000 month. 
Seller: That is kind of a stretch but tell you what for you I can do 1610 a month with a free brochure on all our ammenities
Buyer: What a bargain. I've got a better one for you. I'll do some work around the complex for you in exchange for cheaper rent. How's 10-20 hours labor a month and I'll pay $1050 in cash every month for rent.
Seller: Hmm any special skills?
Buyer: I've picked up a few skills while working as a cleaning person and I know some repair from helping my father.  
Seller: In the words of Consuela no..no..not good enough you pay 1600 and I will give you a complimetary pool key thats a 15 dollar value.