Category: car

Seller: HI!  HOw are you today?
Buyer: Good.  How is your day going?
Seller: Great!  Are you interested in my 1970 Nova I'm selling?
Buyer: I have a few questions for you.  First, what is the mileage?
Seller: It has just over 100,000 miles on it.  An older couple owned it before I did and they hardly ever drove it.  They had it parked in their storage garage most of the year.  They never drove it in the winter either.
Buyer: sitting for 10 years must have really hurt the car.  I could use some parts, though.  What's the asking price?
Seller: I'm asking 800 for it!  It runs great !!  The interior is in excellent condition.
Buyer: The parts wouldn't be worth that much to me
Seller: Sorry I mistyped I'm asking 8500 for it