Category: housing

Buyer: Hello, is the apartment still available?
Seller: Is your credit good? I'm sorry but I can only rent to people with good credit.
Buyer: Yes my credit is fabulous
Seller: Greaat! Let's make a deal then. The apartment is available and within walking distance to parks, schools, bus stops. New carpet, haardwood floors, high ceilings. Large front and back yard. Do you have any questions?
Buyer: Yes. Is it pet friendly?
Seller: Yes, What kind of pet are you thinking of?
Buyer: I have a 60 lb German Shepherd
Seller: Wow big dog! Well, we will need to add a pet deposit of $200. A one time fee
Buyer: Okay that is fine. Are you flexible on the price? I have a large family and $2800 is not in my budget. We were looking for somewhere around $1600.
Seller: I am flexible. Can we negotiate to $2,000?
Buyer: Well I am currently on welfare and my monthly checks are $1800 so that is the highest I could go. This house would be perfect for my babies though. Could you consider $1800 for us?
Seller: Okay. But we don't take section 8 vouchers.