Category: furniture

Seller: A bed comes with a snowman and wreath?
Buyer: Hi, I am interested in your item for sale, can you tell me a bit about it ...
Seller: It's a bed with a mattress.  Superlative condition.  Also storage underneath.  Perfect for any child
Buyer: Hmmm superlative... I'm not sure I would want to store a child underneath but I do need a bed...
Seller: Obviously I'm talking about the child storing his possesions underneath, miscreanant,  You must be one of those child-free undesirables
Buyer: Indeed. I was hoping this Captain's bed would come with some special perks fit for a Captain...
Seller: It comes with a snowman and wreath.  For an enjoyable winter holiday that musn
Buyer: How do you prevent the snowman from melting... is this refrigerated storage we're talking about...because that sounds expensive to maintain...
Seller: A magical hat keeps the snowman frigid year round