Category: car

Seller: Hello, is that a stock photo or the actual car/
Buyer: Well, since you're selling it, I'd hope you'd know!
Seller: LOL...Yep. That's the actual car. It looks good doesn't it?
Buyer: I suppose, is there anything wrong with it?
Seller: Nothing is wrong with it. It's in perfect condition and everything including the a/c works. I'm looking for $8000 for it
Buyer: I don't know, how many miles are on it?
Seller: 80,000 which is really great considering how old the car is
Buyer: Well, an 8 year old car with 80,000 miles on it? I'd like to pay $4800.
Seller: That's unacceptable. This car is in great condition. I can go for $6000
Buyer: If you're willing to come down to $5500, I'll come pick it up today.
Seller: Ok, but I need cash.
Buyer: Okay, I hope sweaty singles are okay, I work as a male stripper :(