Category: furniture

Seller: Hi so I have a great closet organizer for just under $500. Do you have any questions?
Buyer: Are you the original owner? Is this the actual picture of your item? Are there any dings, dents, chips in paint? Thanks for initiating convo!
Seller: Yes, I am the only owner. It was well taken care of. The item of the photo is indeed mine. There's no chips, dents or dings.  You have to pick it up.
Buyer: Okay. Is this heavy? Will you be available to help load? 
Seller: No, my backs bad, you have to lift it yourself. Please have cash when you get here. My little niece can help you get it in your vehicle. 
Buyer: I can't go $499. Can you do $300, since I am meeting you and loading myself? 
Seller: Absolutely not, this is a designer closet rack. The lowest I could go is $420.
Buyer: Elfa sounds like Ikea to me. I would hardly call it designer. $410
Seller: Meet me in the middle at $415 and you have to disassemble it.
Buyer: It needs to disassembled before I get there. If I have to disassemble, I must go back and insist on $400
Seller: It's not worth my time to disassemble it for $15. You can do it when you get here.
Buyer: Then I need a deeper discount. Disassembling is part of your job as the owner, especially if you want this gone. 
Seller: You just said you'd do $400.
Buyer: I am sorry, I misread that. I will take it for 400, I pack up and disassemble. We have a deal? 
Seller: I don't know, is there anything else you can do for me?
Buyer: I am disassembling and picking up, plus giving you $400. I think that is a hell of  deal on your part
Seller: Since I