Category: bike

Buyer: What are campy record parts? Is that the brand of the parts?
Seller: Well, let me tell you, campy means Campagnolo, but as you're interested in this fine bicycle I'm sure you're already familiar with that.
Buyer: Ah, yes I am a fine connasuer of bikes! I notice that the wheel size for this bike is difficult to come by these days and also that brakes tend to wear over time, even when not in use. So I am prepared to offer you 1400 for the bicycle. How does that sound?
Seller: Oh, friend, this is a fine machine, I couldn't take only $1400 for it. It's a steal at $2000!
Buyer: Since it's in mint condition, how about 1600? It will take me quite a while to find fresh treads for these wheels!
Seller: Well, we're getting closer, but I'm afraid $1600 is still too low. Would you be willing to come pick the bike up?
Buyer: Yes, I can drive to you and pick it up myself.
Seller: Okay, if you're willing to come pick the bike up tonight, I'd be willing to let it go for $1750. I'm afraid that's my best price.
Buyer: Deal.