Category: electronics

Seller: Hello 
Buyer: Hello there. I'm sorry if I'm a little awkward. I never expected my dreams to come true this way. My very own antenna...
Seller: I understand, it can be quite overwhelming the first time...
Buyer: And a fine tuning dial!! Who ever heard of such a thing??? In my day, dials didn't tune so fine. But don't get me started. How do you feel about $5?
Seller: In my day we had tin foil and spit... this is quite the leap in technology... I don't feel great about $5...I don't feel great. But... I feel pretty good about $10...
Buyer: Hmmmm. We got ourselves a couple a shrewd operators here. It DOES provide precise control. Those darn buttons only have two positions. Pushed/Not Pushed. Where's the control there??? How about $8? Does that put more tin foil on your bunny ears?
Seller: Nah my bunny ears are still pretty fuzzy... 10 seems like a nice round even number I can really get on board with... Yep... I'm really digging that number 10...
Buyer: You drive a hard bargain, bunny ears. But I respect a person who carries quality antennae. Hard to find anymore. Throw in a wire hanger to adjust it with from my lay z boy and you got a deal.
Seller: We're talking chrome-plated brass telescopic dipoles here pally... Ok... I can throw in a wire hanger but... it still has my dry cleaners name on it... give him a call, tell him I sent you, he'll hook you right up with all the starch you can handle.
Buyer: Oh you are a dream maker, indeed. I'll think of you every time I watch Dukes of Hazard. That Bo Duke is wooweee