Category: furniture

Seller: hi were you interested in the chairs?!
Buyer: I am! They are so ugly they're beautiful. I would like them both. If I come pick them up, could you do $50 for both?
Seller: These are at yesteryears marketplace so it would have to be tomorrow. If you wanted both I could do 65.
Buyer: Oh. Okay. Well, I don't have a truck so if you can bring them to me, I could do $65!
Seller: That I can do. You got yourself a deal!