Category: furniture

Seller: Hello, are you interested in this TV stand?
Buyer: Does it have scratches and is everything working good and solid on it?
Seller: It's in great shape.
Buyer: How long is it?
Seller: It's made for a 55 inch tv, it's about 50 inches wide across the top
Buyer: Would you be willing to take $75 for it?
Seller: Well, it's in really good shape, the problem is my wife decided that we had to change out all of the furniture in our living room after 1 year of having it, because she's evidently deranged.
Buyer: Are you willing to negotiate on the price?
Seller: If you're willing to come and pick it up, I'd be willing to drop it down to $100.
Buyer: I could go $85.00.
Seller: If I offer to throw in my crazy wife will it help you come up at all in price?
Buyer: No thanks. Just the TV stand at $85.00. You'd have to pay me to take her haha.
Seller: Hmm, well, I guess I don't have a choice, $85 it is.