Category: car

Buyer: wow, great car
Seller: Thanks. Good price too 
Buyer: Pretty good. How many miles does she have?
Seller: Is only has 115k miles on it.
Buyer: Whoa. That's a lot of driving! Are you a bounty hunter?
Seller: Nah, but the car is runs like new. You won't have to worry about any problems with the car.
Buyer: I have about 2700 to spend. So you're saying you aren't a bounty hunter? Because...
Seller: hmm 2700 is too low it is in year 2003. How about 3000? I take care of my car really good change oil regulary, check up etc..
Buyer: That's a pretty good deal I must say. But I was hoping it came with handcuffs or a taser or at least like. Zip ties.