Category: furniture

Buyer: Seller, please bring out the COMFY CHAIR
Seller: Selling this amazingly comfortable chair for only $50. I paid $200 for it but recently remodeled my living room and it just doesn't go with the room anymore, so my loss is your gain!
Buyer: I find it hard to believe it cost you $200. Does it have soft cushions?
Seller: So soft it's like floating on a cloud! We've had friends stop over and they all comment on how they don't want to get up after sitting in it!
Buyer: I'll pay no more than $45 for it. 
Seller: Sounds good to me, you won't be disappointed!