Category: housing

Buyer: Hi
Seller: Heyu
Buyer: I am interested. Is parking included?
Seller: Yes, but only two spots per lease. 
Buyer: fair enough, what is your pet policy?
Seller: $30 per pet, and they have to be fixed. 5 max pets per lease. 
Buyer: ok, I just have a cat.
Seller: That'd be fine. We ask for $2311 a month. 
Buyer: any chance you could do it for 1800? I only need one parking space.
Seller: I wish, but for some reason you want to live in California near the bay. Everything's way more expensive here. We offer 2 pools, so you can urinate in one and move to the next. 
Buyer: Well you must be very busy , your response time is very slow.  I am willing to come up to $2000. 
Seller: Sorry, that must be the service. Can you do $2200 and I'll give you a month free. 
Buyer: okay I suppose that is fair.sorry to harp on you , probably the connection.