Category: housing

Seller: Hello, you're looking for a room?
Buyer: Hi I am interested in the 2 bedroom apartment you advertised
Seller: Great! It's a beautiful place. Very close to the university. 2nd floor, right next to the laundry room
Buyer: The pictures imply that it's currently empty. Do you know if the previous owner was a smoker?
Seller: No, It's a clean room in a great building. Lists at $2600 a month, and it won't stay empty for long
Buyer: The ad states that the bathroom is "newer" with granite counter tops. how new is "newer?"
Seller: I had the bathroom redone about 2 years ago. They still look great!