Category: furniture

Buyer: Hello! The table is beautiful but a bit far from my location. I'd be happy to pay full price if you would be willing to deliver.
Seller: Hi, I had asked for a phone number in reply but since you are here now we can chat this way instead. 
Buyer: Sounds good. Do you think you would be able to deliver?
Seller: That depends how far you are exactly? are we talking 20 miles or how far?
Buyer: Based on the Google maps I am approximately 17.3 miles out.
Seller: Alright, it is not too far but I have another offer now, for someone to come pick it up like I had specified in the ad
Buyer: Well darn. I really love the table but it just won't fit in my smartcar. I swear those cars just aren't so smart after all. :-(
Seller: Ha that is funny.. sorry I really wanted cash and pick up. Do you have friend who has abigger car?
Buyer: No. But I would be happy to throw in a 12 pack of beer that I have here at the house to make up the difference. It's Alaska White. Have you had it? It's fantabulous!
Seller: I have not, but you seem fun, so I will make an exception for you.
Buyer: Wonderful! You are an angel sent from heaven. I'll send the money now!