Category: housing

Buyer: hello, what a beautiful apartment! 
Seller: Yes, it is very nice and modern. Are you interested in leasing one of our apartments?
Buyer: i am! can you tell me what utilities are included?
Seller: Well, the apartment complex includes a pool, laundry service and full-use gym included with the price of the room. Any other utilities are your responsibility.
Buyer: i see rge appliances are included also, does that mean fridge stove and microwave since theres a laundry service?
Seller: Stove and microwave are included in the room, you will have to purchase a fridge should you wish to have one in your apartment.
Buyer: well, without utilities and no fridge... the benefits are shrinking. i really want to move in here. would you be able to do $947?
Seller: 947 is far too low at the moment. The listing price is 1895 and that's a better price to what you'll find anywhere else in the area. However, as long as you pass our background and credit checks, I am willing to drop the price down to 1685 for you.
Buyer: yes, but most places have at least all needed appliances or include utilities. ill admit the laundry service, pool, and gym are attractive benefits though. how about $1500 to move in-- i could sign the lease this afternoon. 
Seller: Make it 1550 and we have a deal!