Category: furniture

Buyer: Hi, how's it going?
Seller: I'm great. How are you liking the chair?
Buyer: It seems nice, what condition is it in?
Seller: It's in good condition aside from the sun fading on the top. As you can see, I'm asking a very low price of $5
Buyer: I only have 2 $1 bills in my pocket. Can I just give you that? I know you're probably just going to throw it out if you don't sell it anyway.
Seller: I understand these are hard times but I'm gonna have to ask for at least $4. I'm throwing in an amazing doily to go with it.