Category: bike

Seller: Hi. I'm interested in your bike stand rack. Can you tell me more?
Buyer: No, actually I am interested in the bike rack that YOU are selling.
Seller: That's exactly what I meant. I was guessing what you were going to say. Am I correct that you want to buy it for $45?
Buyer: Ah, you are very clever and somewhat psychic! LOL First, I was wondering if the box had any damage?
Seller: LOL. Long days. I tell ya. It doesn't, though! You can re-purpose the box however you seek fit. I could even deliver it.
Buyer: Trust me, I understand! OK, great! I'm short on funds right now, so any way I can talk you down to $30 if I come pick it up today, cash in hand?
Seller: I appreciate that. And just for being so human, $30 is great! :)
Buyer: Great! Thank you!