Category: furniture

Seller: please don't be a person who just wants to type in an offer
Buyer: WILLING TO BUY FOR 75
Seller: i'm willing to negotiate with you. it's worth 80. brad pitt signed these.
Buyer: 75 AND I WILL COME GET THEM NOW
Seller: don't be rude. come get them now but bring a bottle of whiskey. you gave me a headache with all the yellling.