Category: housing

Seller: Hello
Buyer: Hi there
Seller: Interested in this property?
Buyer: Yeah, but it looks like it might need some work that I would have to pay for, so I was hoping I could get it for $850
Seller: I can't do that. It's been updated recently and has stainless steel appliances. It's a beautiful studio in a great neighborhood. 1895 is a steal
Buyer: I can't do that. I could go up to $900, if it helps you out?
Seller: That's crazy. A studio half the size went for 1800. How about 1650? Recently remodeled!
Buyer: It's not the size that I'm basing this on... it's the location and exterior. How about $1000?
Seller: Did I mention it comes with an offshores bank account with 500k? $1750. ;)
Buyer: Wow, that sound shady. How about this... $1050 and I don't report you to the feds? ;)
Seller: LOL. 1400 and you have a deal.
Buyer: Make it 1300 and I'll shake your hand right now
Seller: Alright, deal
Buyer: Awesome, thanks!
Seller: Pleasure doing business with you!