Category: housing

Buyer: Hi there , I am wondering what is the current status on smoking?
Seller: id prefer if you didnt smoke inside
Buyer: I don't, I just want to make sure it is non smoking...
Seller: you have nothing to fear then! this property has been smoke free since it was built
Buyer: Great, next question is do you have a pet policy?
Seller: yes, unfortunately we do not allow pets unless they are support animals with the proper paper work
Buyer: I have a goldfish named bob.. is he okay?
Seller: i may be able to look the other way for bob
Buyer: Thanks! I was hoping to pay 3195, is that a possibility as well?
Seller: well, we just recently renovated the house, you should see the new kitchen. can you afford $3350?
Buyer: I could do 3280?
Seller: look, you seem nice and i would love to give bob this new place to call home. if you can do 3300 we have a deal.
Buyer: ok great