Category: bike

Buyer: So your bike looks pretty badass, is it still for sale?
Seller: Oh it's very badass and yes it's still sale.
Buyer: I'm very interested in it. I see it has 1300 miles on it, is it well maintained?
Seller: The bike has only been garage kept and I take extrmely good care of it.
Buyer: Does it have any chips or scratches on the frame?
Seller: There is one scuff that is visible along the down tube and a few everyday riding chips but everything looks great.
Buyer: Did you use it for mountain biking?
Seller: Nope! Only used the bike to commute to and from work!
Buyer: Would you be willing to accept $900 if I pick it up from you?
Seller: $900 is a tad too low for me. The bike comes with the OEM and aftermarket tires.
Buyer: Ok I can give you $945.
Seller: Deal. I'll send you my address, Just shoot me a text when you're on the way.