Category: housing

Buyer: Hi
Seller: Yes hello there! You were interested in the home?
Buyer: Hi yes, it looks really cute.  Is there anything good nearby?
Seller: Unfortunately I do not have those details but with all the features inside this home, I don't think you'd want to ever leave it! 
Buyer: Hmm that's weird, how do you not know what is nearby? Location Location Location , that is like the real estate agent mantra...
Seller: I cannot lie to you. I do not know what sort of things you like? What activities or places do you find good for instance?
Buyer: You should have it on the listing, what stores are nearby, how close to the nearest school or playground so I know how noisy it is, etc.
Seller: I totally understand where you are coming from, but unfortunately I'm only able to talk to you about the description of the home. I invite you to come and take a look at the place yourself and see what facilities this side of town offers.
Buyer: Yeahhh that's super weird. That makes me think the neighborhood is really run down and sketchy....