Category: furniture

Buyer: Hi! I am looking for a living room set. Do you still have it?
Seller: I sure do. It is a really great furniture set, I hate to part with it.
Buyer: Well, happy wife makes happy husband, right?
Seller: That's what they claim. One day I might know for sure. If you are interested, I can probably deliver this bad boy for you at no extra cost.
Buyer: Any stain or tears?
Seller: It has some light staining. Life, ya know. You can barely even see it, especially if you leave the pillows in place. Those come with it too.
Buyer: That is nice. Will you accept $385?
Seller: Wow! That's lower than I was expecting. I will go 475 and still deliver it, and include those poofy decorative pillows. Plus, I have some scotchguard I can spray on it.
Buyer: Sorry.. low budget.. How about I put 450? That is the best i can do
Seller: I guess that is resonable. 
Buyer: Thank you!