Category: housing

Buyer: Hi- I saw your ad for the Bernal 2 bedroom.  Please tell me more. 
Seller: Hello, yes! Its a great place. In California 2 baths, nice community, right with other shops. Need I say more?
Buyer: How old is the property?
Seller: I actually am not sure, but here is the link for more info. 
Buyer: The square footage is a bit small for 3100. 
Seller: I completely understand, but we put lots of work into this house. Its in great condition! How about 2800?
Buyer: Why does the listing say "Calling all mothers?"
Seller: It seems like a perfect place for a mother, but it could be for fathers too!
Buyer: what amenities does the apartment come with?
Seller: Parks, nice lawns, and resort style ammenities.
Buyer: that's it?
Seller: Plenty more on our site.
Buyer: I noticed it's near some busy streets, which will make the location loud and more unsafe.
Seller: Not necessarily. Its a gated community still.
Buyer: I can move in immediately and pay 3 months up front if you acccept a monthly rent of 1550
Seller: Wow, thats so low. I was asking for 3,100. How about 2,000?
Buyer: 1800 and you have a deal
Seller: 1950?
Buyer: 1900
Seller: 1925?
Buyer: okay
Seller: DEAL!