Category: housing

Seller: This is a beautiful place and I think you'd really like it. 
Buyer: It looks super close to the neighbors.
Seller: It is just like other neighborhoods. Not too close, but not a big distance apart. 
Buyer: Original hardwood?  Was it actually refinished or was espresso spilled (splashed) on it?  I'm thinking the later with no pictures inside.
Seller: I can certainly send you inside pictures, or you could stop by the see it before you pay. 
Buyer: The yard is also very poorly maintained... Are you willing to take 1200?
Seller: No for the area this is in that is too low. 
Buyer: If you reseed the lawn I can go 1300
Seller: I am not willing to go below 2000 for this
Buyer: That's just not going to work.  Reseed the lawn, tear out the awful plant up front, and show me it first and I'll give you 1800.
Seller: I'm sorry that is just too low for this house. I'd be able to all that for you but only for the price of 2000
Buyer: 1900 and paint the door red too.  Final offer.