Category: furniture

Buyer: Is there anything wrong with this at all?
Seller: Well, there are some problems. It's missing a drawer divider and it's scratched. For some reason I can't really fathom, I decided to color in the scratches with a brown marker, even though I'm a master finish carpenter. I guess I was just incredibly lazy when I was getting ready to sell this furniture.
Buyer: Then with all that said would you take $50 for it?
Seller: 50 seems way too low, lets have a little more negotiation here. Let me tell you, this is a very sturdy piece of furniture, it can easily take the weight of two adults slamming into it for at least 20 minutes. That's how it got the scratches.
Buyer: Oh wow okay. Well with all your telling me this doesn't seem worth much more than 50 to me. 
Seller: Friend, this is the perfect side table for so many things, the drawers are big enough to hold all sorts of adult toys. It would be a steal at $80.
Buyer: Hmm how about 70 if i come get it today?
Seller: Okay, you come to pick it up, you can have it for $75, and I'll even throw in whatever's left in the drawers when you get here. Don't worry, it's all been sterilized.
Buyer: Okay deal. 75 it is.