Category: car

Buyer: Hi I am very interested in your 2015 Nissan Versa Note
Seller: fantastic, how much are you wanting to spend?
Buyer: Well, can you give me a little information on it?
Seller: Sure! It's got a clean title, have it on hand, nice blue color that I just finished waxing, only 43,000 miles and in fantastic shape.
Buyer: That's some good miles on it. I am looking to purchase this and surprise my mom with this car. 
Seller: Ya know what, just for her, if you can do 9900 bucks, I'll throw in my midget buddy to pop out the back of the trunk, dressed as a dwarf from Lord of the Rings, and yell 'SURPRISE you orc scum!" and attack me hiding about 20 feet away
Buyer: Are you willing to accept $8,955 for it?
Seller: Hmmm I can do that.
Buyer: great