Category: furniture

Buyer: I'm interested in your hutch.  Will you take $200?
Seller: no, that's way too low, brand new it would be 2000 and yeah, it's not brand new but still
Buyer: $2000 from Costco?  You need to stay out of that place, you got robbed.  I'm willing to go up to $225 because my mom needs a new desk soon.
Seller: it's been very well taken care of, you wouldn't even know it was used how about 600 and I'll even help you move it to your vehicle
Buyer: I will take it for $300 if you throw in that printer too.
Seller: ahhh man, you hear that breaking sound?  that's my balls, man!  come on.. how about five hundred, and yeah, I throw in the printer.
Buyer: Alright, $325.  Printer, all the books and the wires hanging in the back.  Do you have a computer chair>
Seller: sorry, man the books I need... and the chair stays how about the hutch and the printer.. 400.  that's my final offer
Buyer: $375, printer, hutch and you help loading?
Seller: fine... I gotta your robbing me blind.  My kids will have to tighten their belts for the next week with all the money you're stealing from me.  but yeah, I'll do it
Buyer: Pleasure doing business with you.  Give your kids my regards.