Category: furniture

Seller: Hello! Are you interested in the leather sofa?
Buyer: Yes, I might be. Are there any problems with the sofa?
Seller: Absolutely none! I've only owned it for one year and it is in absolutely pristine condition.
Buyer: Well, if it's in such great condition, why are you getting rid of it?
Seller: You see, I just got a new kitten for my daughter. They are absolutely inseparable! But this sofa is a (hard to come by) light grey Italian leather and the kitten unfortunately sheds a LOT. I just don't like how it looks in the living room anymore and it is difficult to keep hair-free. Not to worry, I'm having it professionally cleaned to remove all pet dander!
Buyer: Well, if this kitten is such a burden, I'd be glad to take it off your hands for $225.
Seller: Since it is being cleaned and it is a very high quality leather, much less in a rare shade of grey, I would be willing to take 325 for it.
Buyer: Well, now I'm interested in this kitten too. I'll tell you what, if you throw in the kitten, I'll take the sofa a $375.
Seller: Oh no no, I cannot part with the kitten. She is family. But she did come from a litter that still has kittens available from. She is a high quality breed. I can give you the contact info. The owner is a dear friend of mine and I can get her to give you an excellent deal on the kitten. I can take 300 for the sofa
Buyer: Okay, I'll take the sofa for $300.