Category: furniture

Buyer: Hi, how are you doing?
Seller: I broke my foot in 3 different places and I just got the worst haircut ever. I'm not doing well. I'll sell you the dresser for $150 if you can bring me a wig.
Buyer: That sounds awful sorry about that! I would be willing to buy it for 135 and bring you your wig would you accept that?
Seller: Can you bring me a long red wig? If so, you have yourself a deal.
Buyer: Yes of course you will pay for the wig of course right? They are very expensive!