Category: car

Buyer: Hello, what's the mileage on your truck?
Seller: Hi the mileage is at around 11000 but the tires are very, very good.
Buyer: wow, so I guess all in town travel then. What's that gas mileage like?
Seller: Oh yes, only in town and very lightly used.  It is in the best condition of any Dodges that you will probably ever see.  It get's like 25 miles per gallon because I added this vortex thing to the engine that allows the air flow to be more efficient and bigger gas milieage - it's custom!
Buyer: Nice. It is almost two decades old though which makes your price seem a bit steep. How far down are you willing to come?
Seller: Yes I am willing to come down to say about 3100, I really don't wanna go below 3000 because I've spent alot on the engine air intake modifier which no other vehicle is likely to have until say about 2025. How does this sound/
Buyer: I do a lot of work on cars myself and I'm not sure that's what I'm looking for.
Seller: I see, how much are you willing to pay?
Buyer: maybe 2000
Seller: I don't know if that will work, can you offer anything else in to trade?
Buyer: I have four brand new 15 inch rims that I was going to put on my chevy before someone totaled it
Seller: Oh wanna throw those in and we can call it 2000?
Buyer: that will work, I sure don't need them anymore