Category: electronics

Buyer: Hey there how are you?
Seller: I'm fine, thank you.
Buyer: I see you have that nice sub box, how low are you willing to go on it?
Seller: Well, when you consider the fine crafstmanship, and the fact that it will universally fit in some vehicles, I think $50 is a steal.
Buyer: That's definitely a good price. My problem is I have only $30 bucks and don't get paid until friday and my friend's birthday is tomorrow. 
Seller: Well, that's okay, I can take credit cards through my online store ;)
Buyer: I can do you one better. I have 5 lbs of gummy bears that have been sealed since I bought them. How about I literally sweeten the deal by giving you all 5 lbs of gummy bears and 30 bucks?
Seller: Well I'm sure that would appeal to some sellers, but unfortunately I'm an end stage diabetic, which is why I have to sell my sub box, so I couldn't eat any sugar :(
Buyer: Oh no worries, I have 3 lbs of sugar free gummy bears! Great for diabetics and being constipated! How about I pick that sub box up and drop off the 30 bucks with your sugar free colon cleansers...er...gummy bears? 
Seller: Okay, I guess you have a deal.