Category: phone

Buyer: What is this 379 crap? Obviously, you want to negotiate. Look I'm cute, so you will give me it for free.
Seller: Hmm.. I don't know if I believe you.  I'll give it to you for 498
Buyer: OMG, trust me I'm biracial asian, very cute, KAWAII! 
Seller: Sorry but I'm pretty racist, now it's 800
Buyer: No your not, you just want to be a jerk. OMG, fine 269
Seller: Hmm, you strike a hard bargain... but yeah sure