Category: electronics

Seller: Please buy this from me I need to get rid of it today!
Buyer: Okay, I'm interested. Is there anything wrong with this sub?
Seller: The only thing wrong with it is that the previous owner was a lying cheating piece of a man. 
Buyer: Hmm, so you'd say that your judgement might not be so good?
Seller: Oh my judgement is just fine. This thing is not welcome in my house anymore. 
Buyer: Well, if it's that important to get it out of your house fast, I'd be happy to offer $200 right now.
Seller: Well probably is the court says I owe him 400 so I need at least for his garbage so I can pay him. 
Buyer: Well, I think if we work together we can come up with a mutually beneficial arrangement.
Seller: Such as?
Buyer: Well, how about I pick up the subwoofer from you tonight, and I'll pay $300 for it.
Seller: That still leaves me 100 short. I really need 400
Buyer: Well, without some other perks I really can't go any higher than $300.
Seller: I'll deliver it to you. And throw him some of his clothes that are hanging around my house. 
Buyer: What size are the clothes?
Seller: Large
Buyer: Well, okay, if you'll come over here, tonight, with the sub and the clothes, I think we can make a deal at $400.
Seller: Thank you! It is all yours!