Category: furniture

Buyer: Hello.
Seller: Hello. This is a great TV Stand for just $80
Buyer: Are there any problems with it?
Seller: Nope it is in great condition! It may just have a few scratches on the back. 
Buyer: Do you know how much weight it can support?
Seller: I'm not 100% sure, but I think I remember the box saying around 300 pounds or so. 
Buyer: Does it have any place on the back for tie downs or straps to hold the television in place?
Seller: It doesn't. I'm sorry
Buyer: Hmm, well I guess I'd be willing to offer $40
Seller: That is too low. This is in really great condition! I'd offer it to you for a slightly lower price of $70 if buy it within the next week. ]
Buyer: Friend, it's a used ikea tv stand, and I'm not even going to use it to hold a tv. How about this, I'll come by and pick it up, and I'll pay $60.
Seller: Make it 65 and it's a deal. 
Buyer: Okay, I'll pay $65, and I'll be by your house tonight to pick it up?
Seller: I'll be here all night come by whenever!
Buyer: Okay, I'll be the guy wearing the clown mask, just so you know it's me :)