Category: car

Seller: Hello, this is my faithful and trusted Dodge Ram for the low price of $13000. I am relocating to another country so I am selling everything and I need every penny I can get. 
Buyer: How many miles does it have?
Seller: The  mileage is 100,000
Buyer: Does it need any repairs?
Seller: No it does not. I just had work done on it and everything runs smoothly. I am and have been the sole owner of the truck. I have had no accidents and it is very sturdy and reliable. If I was not relocating to another country I would not sell it.
Buyer: Are you smoker? I'm allergic to cigarette smoke.
Seller: You don't have to worry, I have never smoked a day in my life. The interior is perfect.
Buyer: Great. Would you accept $7000 for it?
Seller: That is really low. Please remember that I am relocating, I have a ton of expenses. This is a Dodge and it is in tip top condition. Give me $12000
Buyer: $11,500?
Seller: You have a deal
Buyer: Great.