Category: housing

Seller: Hi.. How are you?
Buyer: Hi, I'm so interested in your apartment
Seller: Awesome.  What questions do you have?
Buyer: I'm doing great.  None, I already checked it out.  It's a tad out of my price range though.
Seller: Ok...  I understand..  It is in a safe area and is absolutely smoke and pet free..  
Buyer: That's awesome.  Any way we could trade some labor off rent, if i were to maintain the exterior each weekend?
Seller: That sounds great, but I am really looking to find someone to share the expense..  Water and garbage are covered by landlord and there is a new dishwasher and stove.  Basically move in ready.
Buyer: That's awesome but I can only afford about 700 a month, hoping to work off the rest
Seller: I am sorry!  I can't go that low at all..  The lowest I could go is $1,050..
Buyer: good bye groceries.  I'll take it!
Seller: Lol..  Awesome..  Thx.