Category: car

Buyer: I am interested in the Benz. How much for it?
Seller: I am asking $26800. 
Buyer: How many miles on it?
Seller: Only 16,473.
Buyer: Has it had any major repairs?
Seller: No, it has been accident free and in great condition.
Buyer: Why are you selling it?
Seller: starting to expand our family, time for an suv and baby seat.
Buyer: I can give you 17000. That will buy a lot of diapers.
Seller: I need the SUV. That is just way too low for me. Sorry you need to come way up.
Buyer: I can do 20,000 if you throw in a 3 year warranty to cover any repairs that might naturally arise
Seller: There is a warranty in place, so that is not a problem. But I need a minimum of 25000
Buyer: How long is the warranty?
Seller: Ten more years.
Buyer: 22500 and you got a deal
Seller: nO SORRY i am firm on the 25,000 being my lowest offer.
Buyer: Can't do it.