Category: housing

Buyer: Hello
Seller: Hello! So you're looking for an apartment?
Buyer: No the house 
Seller: I'm sorry, that's what I meant. I have a great single family house for rent that I think would be perfect for you.
Buyer: But you don't know me
Seller: This house is perfect for everyone.
Buyer: You mean anyone. Anyways, don't worry I'm interested.
Seller: What price were you looking to pay?
Buyer: Free, I'm only kidding honey. Listen, I'm wondering if this community is diverse. I'm a single gay father, and I just divorced my wife. Are you still sure this place is perfect for anyone?
Seller: Yes sir, this is a nice house for rent in a quiet and safe neighborhood. There are two large master bedrooms and two other single bedrooms with a total of three bathrooms. The house is great for a small family.
Buyer: Right, but I'm not really in a family anymore. I will have my daughter occasionally, is it near schools?
Seller: It's easily walkable to schools.
Buyer: Oh that's nice. I work from home, I'm making a new business so I was thinking it could double as a place to work out of. I don't think with the divorce I will be able to pay what you want.
Seller: The house is listed at $3500 per month, but there's a special going on right now for $2900 per month. I take it that's a bit out of your price range?
Buyer: Honey, everything is out of my price range. My wife is Christian. My daughter is 14 and not into having a gay father. Anyways, this house has what I need to be a responsible father in contemporary society. Maybe we could do a 6 month lease at one price and then negotiate further. I have immaculate credit.
Seller: Sounds great. Make an offer.
Buyer: Right now, I now I could give you 2000 per month easy...
Seller: That works well.
Buyer: Great!