Category: housing

Buyer: Hello I am interested in living in this 3 bedroom apartment.
Seller: Okay I am asking for 2955 for the apartment.
Buyer: Wow that seems very high. Would you be willing to take less if I prepaid the rent for a year?
Seller: It may seem high but it is only 10 minutes for San Fran. The whole year, yes.
Buyer: Well my wife is a masseuse and can provide unlimited massages at your request (1 per day) if you are willing to go below 2k per month? 
Seller: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that, but I am willing to go to 2500, no massages.
Buyer: Well my son is a plumber and my daughter is a electrician and can provide repairs for your apartment at no cost if you're willing to go lower. My children are well behaved.
Seller: How old are your children?
Buyer: One is 29 and my daughter is 28
Seller: How about 2250?
Buyer: Heres the rub. I used to work for one of them Silicon Boys in the Valley and my company was bought out by one of those ruthless Venture Capital Firms and I am down on my luck. I am hoping for a rent of 1800 and I will do anything you want unlimited (1 thing per day) at no cost.
Seller: Sorry to hear that, I really cannot go below 2250 or I will be losing money on this.