Category: housing

Buyer: How is the parking at this home?
Seller: parking is really good, got two spots right in front of the house
Buyer: How are the area schools?
Seller: oh, bringing some munchkins?  great!  schools are pretty good!  my kids seem to like them, and the teachers are nice
Buyer: I really love this house, but can only offer 2600 if the utilities are covered
Seller: weeelll... alright... it's a burden but I think I can give ya that discount.
Buyer: great