Category: bike

Buyer: Hello.
Seller: Hello
Buyer: You've got a good bike, but I could honestly get a new one for less, if I went for a different brand, and just as good.   
Seller: Okay
Buyer: I can do 800 without breaking my budget.  
Seller: $1250 is the lowest I can go
Buyer: What if I pick it up?
Seller: Sure you can pick it up but I need $1250 minimum because I need no lower than that I need to take a trip to Toronto to see my dying friend on his last days. if you give me $800, I won't have enough to take my trip.
Buyer: That's incredibly tragic.  I was planning to bike cross country to raise money for juvenile cancer patients.  And to do that I'll need a small tent that I can carry with me on the bike, which'll cost me 250.  
Seller: My friend is dying of cancer. You give me 1250 and I can give you my tent
Buyer: That I can do.