Category: furniture

Buyer: Any stains or issues with this? 
Seller: No it is in perfect condition.  Pet free, smoke free and kid free house
Buyer: I can take care of all the moving and pay cash if you're willing to go down a bit?
Seller: well how much were you thinking?
Buyer: I have 1046 in cash right now. Bonus, moving furniture is my job so I can use professional equipment to make sure your doors and walls aren't scratched on the way out! 
Seller: well I did pay over 3000 for this so I can't go quite that low I could take $100 off if you could come right away.  Would 1395 work for you?
Buyer: Sure, that sounds like a deal.