Category: car

Seller: She's a beauty huh???
Buyer: Hi, I'm ver interested in the car. is it in good shape?
Seller: Great shape! All maintenance has been done, all paperwork is included, bluetooth and ipad adapter included. She's a beaut!
Buyer: What's the mileage on it?
Seller: That's the best part. Only 60,000
Buyer: It sounds good.... But I just can't afford that price. I'm a student and I simply don't have $10,000. Would you accept.... $4000?
Seller: Yowsers! that is quite low. I definitely remember the old college days though so happy to make a deal. what about $7,000?
Buyer: How about $5000? I can come get the car tomorrow. Sign all the papers. I can even pay cash.
Seller: Man. Cash is nice. But $5000 is a bit low. I can do $6250.00 but that is the best I can do. That's almost 50% off which is a bit crazy really........