Category: housing

Seller: Hello!
Buyer: Hello! I'm calling about the Apartment Home for rent. How big are the units?
Seller: They are one-bedroom and one-bath but are very spacious. Units are 1,100 feet! And there are many amenities included such as a gym and business center. 
Buyer: $2151 a month is pretty steep for a place that's only 1,100 sq feet. Anyway we can get the rent down to $1900? I'd even be willing to sing a 2 year lease on it at that price.
Seller: We could go to 2000 a month and I will throw in the HBO package with your T.V. subscription!
Buyer: $1930 and we skip the HBO? I don't really watch TV anyway, so a $75 cable package would just be wasted on me.
Seller: The lowest I could go would be $1950 plus a $100 Visa Gift Card as a signing bonus.
Buyer: Okay, that works for me.