Category: car

Buyer: Does this car have automatic windshield wipers like every car ever invented?
Seller: I would assume so. It's a 2013 Mercedes.
Buyer: You assume so? isn't it yours? Is the title in your name?
Seller: Yes I have a clear title and a clear VIN.
Buyer: Alright. I live about 200 miles away, if I were to buy it would you deliver to me?
Seller: And if it doesn't I could throw some in for you ;)
Buyer: The price is pretty high, very high, can you throw out a more reasonable number?
Seller: Make me an offer.
Buyer: My brother works for mercedes, so I might get one through him
Seller: OK, then go through him.
Buyer: ok..