Category: housing

Buyer: Well hello there. Can I interest you in any of these fine goods?
Seller: Hmm I think we may have our wires crossed... I'm selling a piece of property...
Buyer: Oh. This is quite odd. I'm selling a Beautiful Victorian Dresser With Mirror. And you?
Seller: I'm selling a Sunny Garden inlaw unit ...
Buyer: Hmmmm. What's the estimated price for your goods? Perhaps we can trade. It's unorthodox but heck, aren't all the best things in life?
Seller: 1500 ...
Buyer: Oh wow. Mine is only $299. How about I offer you services in addition to the beautiful dresser from exotic San Francisco California? I groom hamsters, make my own cheese and ice cream and a few other things I can't mention here.
Seller: Well cheese and ice cream sound great but not if you're making them while doing things you can't mention here... and I don't have any hamsters that need grooming.... An exotic dresser sounds great though, and from San Francisco ... I do get tired dressing myself...
Buyer: Oh my stars. That's the spirit, partner. Though you have not lived until you try hamster cheese... So how about I offer you zero dollars and send you this lovely dresser. It's quite tolerant being from San Fran and all. And I can have your sunny Garden In Laww
Seller: I think I will still need dollars... about 1200 of them...
Buyer: Harrumph. That is a funky discount. Okay just one question: did the garden marry into your family or was it the other way around? Offer coming shortly it's the most I can do and still keep cheese on the table!
Seller: Sunny married into the family, but we don't like to talk about it...
Buyer: Understood. I'm giving you 1469 and not a dollar more. Thank you!
Seller: If you insist, I will accept your offer. Be nice to Sunny, she isn't used to exotic hamster cheese groomers...