Category: housing

Buyer: hi how are you???
Seller: awesome. Need an apartment?
Buyer: yeah man, I like the pics and all but damn the price is high
Seller: What can I say, It's a high-end neighborhood.
Buyer: Kool man, but do you got any wiggle room at all?
Seller: What were you thinking?
Buyer: how about a grand cash
Seller: Well, that's way too low for this area. I hope you can afford over 2500.
Buyer: WOW, I see you point on where it is and all, but how many offers got cash on hand and will meet you today with that cash, how about 1200 cash
Seller: We usually only take personal checks. If you have great credit we might rent it for 2400.
Buyer: I am in the cash only type of buiz.  how about 1600 cash?
Seller: It sounds like you need to look in a different type of area for housing.
Buyer: nah man, 1600?  To low?  Tell you what thrown the TV in the pic and I will do 1900?
Seller: I'm sorry but it doesn't seem like we will be able to rent to you. Have a nice day.