Category: furniture

Seller: hi
Buyer: Is the mirror new or used? What kidn of shape is it in 
Seller: it's used but it's only had good looking people reflected in it, it's in great shape, looks brand new
Buyer: That is great that it has only seen pretty people!! It is for my daughter, and we are on a budget for her room, I would like to offer you 18.00 for it 
Seller: I'd really like to get $20, what if I include all the hard ware to hang it, your daughter will want it to be well hung
Buyer: Hmmm, Well If you can deliever it and hang it for me then I will pay 20.00
Seller: as long as you're not within 500 yards of a school I'd be happy to deliver it for you, you've got a deal!
Buyer: I am not within a school district, you will be fine! 20 its is!