Category: housing

Buyer: What color is this house?
Seller: Hi, I'm selling this house for $1900
Buyer: And what color is it?
Seller: It's a lovely beige, but takes paint very well
Buyer: I'd like to pay 1740 for this and do the lawn myself.
Seller: The hous includes a patio, and the price is low as it is. I can do 1800 but no lower
Buyer: Is there a grill provided?
Seller: I'm afraid there is no grill
Buyer: Then how about 1780
Seller: 1780 is fine, please submit an application to make an offer.  We do not accept offers 15 minutes before lunch, availability and terms and prices are submit to change without notice.