Category: phone

Seller: Hi is the item still available?
Buyer: Your the seller, is it?  give ya $24 cash for it right now if it is
Seller: Just messing with you! If you make it $27, you can come get it now!
Buyer: how about 24 cash and a homegrown dime?  already on your side of town
Seller: 26 and you keep your dime