Category: housing

Buyer: I'm interested in the house you have. Does it have shower and an elevator for handicapped?
Seller: Awesome! I currently do not have an elevator of the handicapped! But there is a back entrance if that helps!
Buyer: Is there parking by it? Also, does it have appliances?
Seller: It does have a washer and dryer as well as a double garage!
Buyer: Does it have a Refrigerator, dishwasher, stove/oven, microwave?
Seller: I will have to ask the owner I am just the sales man. Regardless the house is going fast! I can offer you rent for 2695 a month. Hold on, the owner just told me that the place has been newly renovated and has all of those features!
Buyer: I was in a wreck a few years ago and have limited income. I can afford $2200 a month
Seller: Ok that is fine with me! I appreciate the honesty! 
Buyer: The offer says 2695 but I can only afford 2200.00