Category: furniture

Seller: Hello, I'm selling a futon for $125. Full size.
Buyer: What is the condition of the futon?
Seller: It's used. I got it on craigslist a couple months ao and it's in great condition. Just doesn't fit in my house.
Buyer: Well, at $125 it would need to come with a lot more than a slip cover. Please make me a better offer.
Seller: I will be willing to accept 100, it comes with two grey slip covers.
Buyer: It would need to come with a $20 bill tucked in each slip cover if you expect me to pay $100.  I'll offer $75, my final offer.