Category: housing

Buyer: Hi
Seller: Hi, are you interested in this home?
Buyer: Maybe
Seller: What is your budget?
Buyer: I'm very poor, I only have 1000 to work with :(
Seller: I can't make it that low but I can waive your security deposit, as long as you have good credit. On top of that if you sign an 18 month lease with me I can get it down to 1500!
Buyer: Can you drop it any lower if I can do anything extra for you?
Seller: i have to follow guidelines since I am just part of the leasing team, I'm sorry! But, my husband does work with the local cable company and there is a package going on right now where I could get you 12 months of cable and internet for $10/month!
Buyer: Whoa that sounds delicious.   Okay I can do it, send me the deal!