Category: furniture

Seller: are you interested in the bed? its a great bed, the best
Buyer: Yep. How old is the bed? 
Seller: its less than a year old, my brother went to thailand and is never coming back, we are selling it to cover his rent
Buyer: Do you have the ability to drop it off or do we need to pick it up? 
Seller: i can drop it off for an extra fee, 75 if you scoop it, 100 if i drop it
Buyer: We will pick it up. I am interested but not for $75. How about $50 and we'll come scoop it up today so its off your plate.
Seller: I have a lot of other interested people. 75 dollars is more than reasonable for a frame and mattress, 75 is as low as i go, period.
Buyer: Unfortunately I am not able to go above $60 for the bed and the frame. If you throw in the bedside table I'll bump it up to $75.
Seller: Sorry, like i said, 75 is as low as i go. If you are looking to spend only $50, i suggest Big Shot Bob's Bedbug Infested Beddery. 
Buyer: Or just a furniture outlet. Thanks for your kindness and polite interactions.