Category: car

Seller: this car will blow your mind
Buyer: REALLY? how fast is it?
Seller: 120k miles
Buyer: that is high mileage. How fast does it go?
Seller: 3000 mph i think im not sure ,it has a new flywheel so it might be faster thatn i think but i didnt test it out. its a prize 
Buyer: I think it's really ugly, but I want something to donate to the homeless shelter, and this may be it.
Seller: ok yea 8900 is a steal, they go for 30k brand new
Buyer: I wouldn't normally do this, but because we are friends I will give you my final offer of 8188