Category: housing

Buyer: Hi I am interested in your apartment is there anything included in the rent?
Seller: Yeah, I can include 5 cats if you would like. deal?
Buyer: not a fan of cats how about utilities instead?
Seller: I will include gas and heating if you take 2 of my cats, deal?
Buyer: Well if I am taking the cats I may need a little more motivation could you maybe take 2000 a month for the place and I will take 3 of them?
Seller: I'll take your offer if you agree to love the cats forever. Deal?
Buyer: I can do that.