Category: car

Seller: This car will get you laid.
Buyer: Funny, I highly doubt a 14 y/o car will get anyone laid
Seller: Just cause you haven't had one yet. Look at it. It's beautiful, not so many miles, the odemeter only spun around once.
Buyer: Too be honest don't like the front bumper would be better without that black cover
Seller: Oh, you can rip that off, and use it to wrap up your next date
Buyer: what's it with you and dates?
Seller: The car also has headlights, windshield wipers - and doors.
Buyer: All cars have that how much are you asking for?
Seller: 3500
Buyer: How about 3000
Seller: I'll throw in Luminal and Bleech, did I mention how spacious the trunk is?
Buyer: Not fond of manual transmissions, not going to pay 3500 for one
Seller: Meet in the middle? 
Buyer: 3250? Sure