Category: electronics

Buyer: hey there, this scanner comes with a g3?
Seller: Oh yes it does. Amazing bargain right?
Buyer: seems like a deal, why are you selling?
Seller: Well to be honest I just met an NBA player and he insists that I close my interior design business and learn to cheerlead. 
Buyer: wow, thats amazing. Sounds like you'll be making big money, so you can probably afford to let this scanner go for like $350? ;)
Seller: ah ha! You're sharp. But actually cheerleaders make less than minimum wage. I'm selling this to buy booty shorts. I need at least 390 for those. 
Buyer: wow, booty shorts have really gotten pricey! How about $368 and I throw in a pair of barely used blue sequin booty shorts to help you get started?
Seller: Inflation is a monster. And big booty women are always the first to feel the squeeze. Let's go with 375, gently used blue booty shorts and you teach me a couple dance moves? I have a cocktail table that should perfectly match those shorts...
Buyer: you've got a deal, and just so we're clear, I said barely used, not gently used!