Category: furniture

Seller: Hi!
Buyer: hello
Seller: Are you interested in buying my product? Any questions?
Buyer: Tell me some more about your chair that you have for sale
Seller: The chair is one of kind, as it was passed down from my great great grandmother! It is polished and clean after being rebuilt this year!
Buyer: Why are you seling it?
Seller: I needed to get rid of it because it seems to be slightly haunted. It should not be now though since I took it apart and put it back together
Buyer: Hmmm...it sounds kind of rickety
Seller: It is however it has granted me riches! If you rub the right leg three times at exactly midnight you will find a gold coin resting on the seat the next morning! For this reason I am selling the chair for $30. If you experience any paranormal activity you just have to sell the chair to its next victim!