Category: furniture

Seller: Hello, this is a great table. 
Buyer: Hi, I'm interested in your coffee table.  I see you are asking $500 for it.  You mentioned that you topped off it's scandinavian-inspired silhouette with a sleek marble surface.  Did it come this way or did you do the marble surfacing yourself?
Seller: That's how it was when I got it. 
Buyer: Oh ok, great.  Are you willing to accept $300 for it?
Seller: This table is worth at least $600. It's very sturdy. My 200 pound wife sat her fat butt down on it, and it didn't even creak. 
Buyer: So you are giving a $100 discount from what the store sells it for?
Seller: Yes, although I bought it on sale the day I got it. 
Buyer: I am willing to give you $400 and that's only if you deliver.
Seller: I can only stretch shipping at at least $475
Buyer: Then $350 and I'll pick it up.
Seller: $425 with shipping, take it or leave it. 
Buyer: Sorry, but knowing now that your 200 lbs wife sat on it.  The most i'm willing to pay is $400.
Seller: Fair enough.