Category: furniture

Buyer: Hey! I think I may want to buy your table.  How much are you asking?
Seller: YOUR SOUL! No, kidding, I own my boyfriend's soul, I don't need yours. It's listed for $575
Buyer: ahaha that's a good one.  Well, I don't get paid for a couple weeks, and all I have is 360 until then.  Would you be willing to do that if I pick it up myself?
Seller: You have to pick it up yourself, I'm Korean, I don't do shit for free. If you don't have money why are you buying something? I'll give you a discount.
Buyer: Ha, well I just really liked how well you refinished it.  I guess I can skip out on food for a couple weeks... I'll give you 400 for it?
Seller: You can go with out for food for a couple weeks and then you will die, and I will claim your soul. But, let's make it a month, that way I know I can harvest your soul. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm asian, I'll give you a discount. $100 whole dollars!
Buyer: I'm afraid it's not worth it, sorry.  In fact, I think I'm going to be "dropping by" and picking it up anyway!