Category: car

Buyer: Hi, this is a sharp car!
Seller: Damn right you are but Im getting a pony so are you interested
Buyer: yes I'm interested and if you give me a good deal you can get your pony!
Seller: Actually I already got my pony Ford gave me a great deal. So Ill see what I can do for you but common its a camaro. Theres not much I can do.
Buyer: hmmm...was it mainly driven in the north or south?
Seller: Mainly  in the south in Cali. However did live in jersey for a year.
Buyer: well I've got 13000 cash for this seven year old car that I'm totally interested in.  Is that a good offer?
Seller: 13800 and you got a deal. She is a beauty after all and its exhaust still spews out bald eagles. 
Buyer: you've got a point but did I say I have cash???  13500 and we close the deal.
Seller: 13790 and Ill deliver her right too you.
Buyer: I'll come get her for 13550
Seller: Did I mention she is fully detailed and all the needed ppaerwork is up to date?
Buyer: yes you did but I mentioned I have cash that I'm ready to spend with you or someone else.  I like the car but the best I can do is 13550
Seller: Ok tell you what you will get 4 wheel locks for each rim, a coupon for a free oil change at chevy and Ill deliver it personally on a trailer so you will recieve it at the exact advertised miles.
Buyer: ok, I'm getting a headache now.  The options are good so I'll pay 13790
Seller: delightful thank you very much for your business
Buyer: you're welcome!