Category: housing

Buyer: I'm very interested in renting this location. 
Seller: It is a great location, and the unit is spacious and beautiful! 4 Bedroom, 2 bath
Buyer: Sounds nice, my wife has one on the way. How are the schools there? It's a bit too far from work...
Seller: There is easy access to FWY 880 and Dumbarton Bridge - 
Buyer: I heard a terrorist attack happened a few blocks away from there. 
Seller: This is a quiet community normally. And yes, there was an incident recently. However, our mayor has encouraged gun ownership by legal residents, and has promised not to prosecute any citizens who take out bad guys as needed, so we feel this is a great place to live.
Buyer: Personally, I'd like to live near work, but the wife you know... I got a place lined up for 2,000 a month, so there's a very wide gap here between what you are asking.
Seller: Do you believe in the right to self-defence? This is a great perk to living in the community. I can work with you on price some.
Buyer: Sounds really great, but with the extra commute time, I think we may be too far apart. But... need to keep the wife happy. How about $2200?
Seller: If you promise to own, and learn how to shoot, if necessary, at least one handgun and one semi-auto rifle, I will take 2200.
Buyer: Great! Make that offer :)