Category: bike

Seller: HI !  Are you interested in my bike?
Buyer: Hello. Yes I am! Can you tell me the condition?
Seller: It's in wonderful condition!  It's been customized to be one of the most badassness bikes you will ever ride!!  Everyone will be looking and wishing they had it when you ride it!
Buyer: Thats 
Seller: I'm asking $340 for it.  
Buyer: Sorry about that. Technical difficulties! The bike is just what I'm looking for, but would you take $225? 
Seller: I could do $300 cash.  
Buyer: Ok, I can swing that. I don't want to pass up the badassness!
Seller: Ok you got a deal!