Category: furniture

Buyer: Hello!  How are you?
Seller: great, how are you?
Buyer: Super special awesome.  That's a nice dresser you have
Seller: Thanks, I've quite enjoyed it, unfortunately we're moving out of the country and can't take it with us
Buyer: That's a shame.  There's a night stand as well?
Seller: Yes, both are from Crate and Barrel
Buyer: What's that?
Seller: the classiest furniture joint on the planet
Buyer: Really?  I guess I'm just low class then.  I will pay you $130 if I can pick it up today
Seller: that will all change when you get this dresser and night stand, it will literally change your socioeconomic status, I'd really like to get a little more for it, would you be able to $180?
Buyer: Well if it's for self improvement... I can go $170 then
Seller: That seems fair if you can come get it, it's a pain strapping this thing on my moped
Buyer: How did you get it in then?  
Seller: duct taped it to my moped