Category: housing

Buyer: i'm very interested in the apt. 
Buyer: um we have to negotiate the price. 
Seller: I had trouble finding the text box.
Buyer: you found it. now i'll tell you what. i'll sign a 6 mo lease if you let me have it for say... 2250. what do you say? 
Seller: Well that is way below asking price. This includes all utilities, gas, water, trash. And there is even a den that could be used as a third room
Buyer: ok. how's this. i'll sign a one year lease, and we go with 2500 even  
Seller: I already submitted the final agreement which was 2750, and I can only enter the offer once.
Buyer: oh yeah. well i guess we'll have to rejct it call it the HIT. i'll reject nbot sure if it will be accepted though we'll have to see.