Category: electronics

Buyer: Does this TV really have a skewed wooden frame on it?
Seller: Hi there no there is no wooden frame 
Buyer: okay because in the picture it looks cattywompous. what do you say to $350?
Seller: the tv is in perfect condition  the photo is just slightly askew  as it is in perfect condition i really do not want to go that low, 
Buyer: does the doll house come with it?
Seller: no i'm afraid not. but i can say there is absolutely nothing wrong with it, as if it just came out of the box today.
Buyer: what do you say to $360 then?
Seller: the tv retails for over 600 dollars i really don't want to go any lower then $375 
Buyer: hmmmm. you drive a hard bargain. okay $375 and the dollhouse, please. i have to have the doll house. i want the cattywompous setup!
Seller: HaHa sorry the dollhouse would be an extra $100 dollars 
Buyer: nooooooo. you're breaking my heart mister.  okay $400 and the dollhouse comes with? make my cattywompous life complete please sir.
Seller: sorry i would have to get my daughter a new one therefore i can not negotiate on the dolhouse
Buyer: sigh. okay fine. $375 and now mr whiskers is homeless. i hope you're happy mister.