Category: housing

Buyer: HI
Seller: Hello! Could I interest you in this lovely place!
Buyer: YES! Can you tell me the smoking policy?
Seller: There is no smoking allowed on our property.
Buyer: Great, I HATE SMOKE! Do you have a pet policy?
Seller: UP to one pet per family.
Buyer: I have a cat so that works well. Is there parking?
Seller: That is great! There sure is! On site!
Buyer: Great, I AM ON A BUDGET ARE YOU WILLING TO COME DOWN TO $937?
Seller: Hmmmm how about 1,500?
Buyer: Could we meet at $1250?
Seller: I think so! Can you pay the first month in cash? 
Buyer: yes , no problem!