Category: housing

Buyer: Hi, Ii'm interested in your one bedroom. I have an excellent credit score and I don't smoke. Nor do I have pets. I hate animals almost as much as I hate bad credit.
Seller: i hate bad credit too. :) what do you want to know about it? we are looking to get $1795 for this apartment but i'd like to get you in there ASAP! 
Buyer: Well, the other thing I REALLY hate are crack dealers. Are there any living in this building?
Seller: no! most people here are single professionals or small families. its a very quiet, low key building. 
Buyer: I am a single professional myself. I don't listen to loud music or party. I think I would fit in well here. Are you willing to come down some on the rent?
Seller: i could do $1695 if you could sign the rental agreement and pay your deposit by friday?
Buyer: That's a little more than I'd like to pay. I was thinking maybe $1400 and I would take on some of the building maintenance duties, I'm well versed in horticulture. Nice flowers btw.