Category: electronics

Buyer: I was wondering if the binoculars were still available?
Seller: What can you SEE paying for these great binocs?
Buyer: Would these be ok for looking at my neighbors? I think those kids are up to no good.
Seller: Yes and you can even hook up to wifi and works in night too
Buyer: This sounds perfect. I would like to offer $250. I'd love to offer more, but those kids stole my money. 
Seller: could you do $380?
Buyer: Not really, I could probably come up to 275?
Seller: how about $300 and we have a deal? You can take a pic of those snot nosed brats and nail them!
Buyer: I'll pay $300 if you can show me how to use them.
Seller: great!