Category: car

Buyer: This looks like a really nice used truck.  How many miles are on it?
Seller: right at 95,000
Buyer: Not bad at all.  I have been looking for a truck like this.  I am willing to offer $15,200 for it, and I will come pick it up if that price is right.
Seller: I would take 15,750
Buyer: I am a CPA, and if I can get the truck for $15,200, I will prepare your income tax returns for you free of charge for as long as I own the truck.
Seller: I don't need that, but thanks. Like I said looking at the blue book value you are getting steal at 15,750 with the low mileage.
Buyer: Ok - thought I would offer.  $15,750 it is.  Thank you.