Category: furniture

Seller: my cotton?
Buyer: Hi how are you?
Seller: I am well, you?
Buyer: I am fine.
Seller: Would you like to rent my cottage for 2k a month?
Buyer: I have an antique wash bowl.
Seller: My cottage has everything you will need. Sheets, towels, bars downtown. It even has a room outback for someone to stay in. A man cave. Beer drinkers delight!
Buyer: I can't see you cottage. The item up for me is an antique wash bowl. What should we do?
Seller: Oh. Well, that's a problem isn't it? My screen shows a cottage rental. Quit?
Buyer: I guess I don't know what to do.
Seller: Me neither