Category: car

Buyer: Hello? I'm looking for a scraggly old ranch owner?
Seller: Well you're half right. I'm pretty scraggly.
Buyer: Lol. I hope I didn't offend. It's just that the truck is pretty cool so I figured you for the Willie Nelson type.
Seller: You're not too far off. And yes the truck is a classic, mostly original too, other than the exhaust and a bit of tuning on the engine.
Buyer: Excellent. That's just what I wanted to hear. I have $5,000 cash, how does that sound?
Seller: That's quite a bit lower than I was looking for. Can you do you $5750?
Buyer: Hmmmm. How's the interior?
Seller: All original, so there's a bit or wear but no cracks in the dash or tears in the upholstery.
Buyer: Okay. How's $5655?
Seller: $5700 and I'll treat you to fresh grilled steak when you come by the farm to pick it up.
Buyer: Now you're speakin my language! See you then, pardner :-*