Category: furniture

Buyer: Hello, I like your wooden work!
Seller: Thanks. I like it as well but it has to find a new home.
Buyer: It would be me and my wife!  But I do have a concern it seems a touching up might be involved because we would be buying it for our party nights and table dancing.  My wife is a stripper and she loves to dance and also her friends come over every weekend and they also love to dance on tables.  I think this would be great for our basement!  What is your asking price?