Category: car

Seller: you have good taste in cars my friend
Buyer: Hi there, I am interested in making a deal on your car.
Seller: I know you are, it's so nice. I'm not really willing to negotatie on the price however
Buyer: Well that does not look hopeful. I was hoping to get a great deal somewhere around 16000.
Seller: WOAH, I'm insulted
Buyer: I am just on a tight budget.
Seller: Well that's not my problem buddy. I need a real buyer not a joker like u
Buyer: I am a real buyer. Is there some incentive or extra you can offer if I can come up in price?
Seller: i'll take it to thecar wash and get the oil changed, but i'm firm on the price
Buyer: can you deliver to another city? one that is 35 miles away?
Seller: that's no problem at all if you pay full price
Buyer: I think the max I can manage is 23,000.
Seller: brah, that's too low. don't waste my time mang
Buyer: alright, looks like we are at an impasse. Juts too high a price for me.