Category: housing

Seller: Hello! I see you're interested in our community!
Buyer: Can i move in for $945? I can repair anything around your office
Seller: That's a generous offer, but we already have an on-site maintenance team. $1895 is a steal in this neighborhood. 
Buyer: for $945 I will bring you lunch everyday for a year
Seller: Again, very generous, but as you can see, I live on site, so it's no bother to go home and whip something up if I'm hungry and be back to the office in no time. Let's narrow it down a little. I can come down on price if you can come up. 
Buyer: I'd like to offer $947 and i will take you and your family on a trip to disneyland every month, deal?
Seller: That would cost more than we'd be asking for rent! Don't be silly. How does $1700 sound?
Buyer: okay, i'll take your offer