Category: housing

Buyer: Hello 
Seller: Hey there are you interested in my 4 bedroom house lease?
Buyer: No, I would like to buy cocaine from you
Seller: Uh, im not selling that... But the house is $1900 if you're actually interested. its a great location and no credit check needed.. you can lease for anywhere from 1-5 years or you can buy the property if you like.
Buyer: That is quite cheap. I will offer you $15,000. That as high as I can go.
Seller: alright deal.