Category: furniture

Seller: Hey, you're interested in these chairs?
Buyer: Hello. Yeah, I don't like those scratches though
Seller: Neither do I. Give me three bucks and call it even. I can't justify having you pay 5 with them being marked up like that 
Buyer: Okay, but will you throw in the cat also?
Seller: You want the cat? Take her jesus she scratches everything I don't understand it. I'll even put a bird on it if you want
Buyer: Just the cat and the chair. $3 is a deal