Category: furniture

Buyer: i'm so vain. i'm pretty sure this ad is about me. is it?
Seller: lol, no sir but i do have a beautiful white vanity for sale if you are interested.
Buyer: i do love vanity. i'll pay as much as 65. we are talking about Vanity the girl that sang with Prince right?
Seller: lol no is there anything you would like to know about this piece?
Buyer: i have been asking. my apologies if my curiosity doesn't align with your social mores. fine then. how deep are the shelves? *yawn*
Seller: they are 12 inches wide by 18 inches deep 
Buyer: okay. how is 70?
Seller: I can do $70, when would you be able to pick it up 
Buyer: tomorrow night. i'm on my way to a purple rain reenactment.