Category: housing

Buyer: hello I am very interested in renting your house
Seller: Great. It is a great home.
Buyer: Can you give me more details?  Is the home furnished?  Have any pets lived in the home?  Any ghosts? 
Seller: No ghosts and no pets have been in the home.
Buyer: Ok I would like to move in today, I can offer you $1250 cash 
Seller: The house is not available until tomorrow and 1250  won't even touch rent in this area.  The lowest I can go is $2000
Buyer: Ok I can wait until tomorrow and I can offer $1300 cash and I will arrange to have all carpets shampooed and a deep clean done at the end of my lease
Seller: If you take care of the lawn too and I will have to turn off the security system.
Buyer: It's a deal!  I will arrange for lawn service monthly.
Seller: Great
Buyer: Thanks!