Category: furniture

Buyer: Hi! I am interested in the wing back chair. I would like to offer $20.
Seller: What are you insane? My boyfriend is so gay, we never even used this thing, he bought it and treated it like a grandmother.
Buyer: That explains the pattern of the chair. I am going to have to pay to get it re-upholstered so I am taking that cost into account. $30 is about the most I can offer taking that into account.
Seller: Baby, you don't neeeeeeeed to re-upholster this chair, but you want too. Which I admire. I have it listed for $50, but the only way you are going to get it for $30 is taking me on a date, which he won't care. So, just give me the $10 now for the date, cause I'm a pill and a half. $40
Buyer: I'm quite sure he won't. I can't go over $35.
Seller: That's not even an amount you can get out of the ATM, what is that liquor store money. $40 baby, $40, this thing hasn't even been sat on. It's a "collectable custom" chair, HA! Re-uphoster it twice, I don't care. $40
Buyer: Well I was told to only offer $25 and I've went $10 over my allotment . . .perhaps we are unable to negotiate. I will not do $40 as I see no incentive to do so.