Category: furniture

Seller: Please come and take this couch out of my life!
Buyer: Is the couch still in good condition and where was it stored?
Seller: It's been in my storage for the past 18 months. It's in good condition and was only used for 6 months. 
Buyer: Well it sounds like you would really like to get rid of the couch so what do you take $300 for it?
Seller: I can't go that low. I paid over $1200 for it. I could do $500.
Buyer: Okay I will give you 400 and take it off your hands.
Seller: Ok deal!