Category: housing

Seller: hello, are you interested in this apartment complex?
Buyer: I am, how much is a 2 bedroom, the ad doesn't specify bedrooms available
Seller: our ad is actually the price for a 2 bedroom! it is 979
Buyer: Oh I see, and how much is a 1 bedroom?
Seller: We only have 2 and 3 bedrooms available!
Buyer: That's too bad, I'm on a tight budget.  Would you be willing to accept me for $600 per month?  
Seller: There is unfortunately no way for me to lower the price that low but, what I can do for you is waive the pet deposit and give you 3 visits free to our pet spa. You can also save money by cancelling your gym membership since we have one on-site included in your monthly rent!
Buyer: My budget will allow me to go up to $650 only but I have a proposition.  I own my own construction company.  I would be able to have my crew fix any repairs as long as I'm living there, FREE OF CHARGE!  That would save you hundreds, maybe thousands over the year! What do you say, $650?