Category: electronics

Buyer: I think my nanny is smuggling cocaine, this item could help me
Seller: It definitely will hep! It is top of the line.
Buyer: How will it help?
Seller: You can use your smartphone to watch cameras set up around your house. If she is stealing your cocaine, you will catch her.
Buyer: It's not MY cocaine *allegedly*. Alright. Does the price include installation?
Seller: No, it does not.
Buyer: Is this item used?
Seller: No, it is new in the box.
Buyer: I saw this at the store, and it was close to same price
Seller: I can do $116 if you will come pick it up today.
Buyer: Make that offer, I'll accept.
Seller: Good Luck!