Category: housing

Buyer: Is this Ling the Ding?
Seller: I don't go by Ding. Now, if you want to get down to business, stop playing around. What's your monthly income?
Buyer: Who are you the IRS? I make about $4000 a month, my family makes about $8000 monthly. 
Seller: I'm a landlord. I need to know your monthly income. You barely meet my minimum requirements. If you can pay 2550 a month, I'll give you the place, but no more damn funny business alright. I don't like renting to wise guys. Don't be a wise guy alright? I like straight shooters. Straight arrows. Okay? You get that? Am I coming in clear?
Buyer: Straight in California what a hoot. What applications are pre-installed?  
Seller: state of the art open kitchen with stainless steel appliances, alright? i'm offering you 2550 a month buddy. take it over leave it.
Buyer: ;-;