Category: bike

Buyer: hi, I am interested in your bike!
Seller: Alright, I hate to go all meta here, but I've attempted this crap like a dozen times and people keep quitting on me because they don't know how to haggle, and the only time it went smoothly the chat got auto-rejected anyway
Buyer: I have had that issue a bit too today which is very frustrating but hopefully this one works out! I have made 8 dollars on these ones so far so its worth it! 
Seller: Screw it; this just isn't worth my time. People are morons and so is the requester.