Category: housing

Buyer: Hi! This looks like a great apartment! 
Seller: Hi! I see you are interested in our Luxury apartment! It has a lot of great features that will make even the relaxed tenants want to celebrate!
Buyer: Well I would love to become a tenant. I see you have 200 dollars off right now, but I don't need the granite counter tops. If I volunteered to lived on one of the floors with Formica, how does 2835 a month sound?
Seller: Thats not a bad idea! But with all of our outstanding features, I would love to see you living in this apartment for $2900 a month. We have massive soaking tubs, water saving showerheads, and highspeed internet that will keep those precious kidOs happy all day!
Buyer: I can do that!
Seller: outstanding! $2900 it is!