Category: housing

Seller: Hi there. Are you interested in the property?
Buyer: HI. Yes I am. How old is it?
Seller: Not sure, but it looks like new. Any other questions?
Buyer: Only other question is, is it in a decent neighborhood?
Seller: Yes a great neighborhood, with a homeowners association and everything. It is safe for children.
Buyer: Great! Would you accept $947?
Seller: I'm sorry. Serious offers only.
Buyer: I know you have it listed for $1895, but that's a bit high. Would you accept $1400?
Seller: Do you not understand serious offers? It is in a high demand area. Properties are getting bought up all the time around here. I cannot drop it that low, but I can go to $1800 and cover all fees.
Buyer: Go to $1795 and we have a deal.
Seller: Fine. Sounds good to me.