Category: electronics

Buyer: I am interested in the toothbrush.  How is the box? Any damage?
Seller: The box is pretty damaged. If by "damaged" you mean "signed by Tom Cruise"!!!!
Buyer: Wow, in that case I would have to have a lower price to take it off your hands.  $20?
Seller: Are you kidding me? It was signed by Risky Business Tom Cruise, not Couch Jumping Tom Cruise. I'm pretty sure you didn't know that just now.
Buyer: I wish it was Top Gun Tom Cruise,  or Top Gun 2 Tom cruise soon enough.  ok.  Let's do $1 for ever 1000 brush strokes.  So $31  That's a little Risky, but fair
Seller: I like the way you do Business, partner. Sounds like a deal. Thank you! giving a discount for the funny