Category: furniture

Buyer: hello, how old is this bed?
Seller: 3 years
Buyer: any boogers, bite marks, cracks?
Seller: its clan
Buyer: how easy is it to disassemble? 
Seller: very easy
Buyer: ok, well because i dont really need the mattress, i can offer you $220 for it
Seller: that will work
Buyer: oh, perfect then. 
Seller: great.want it delivered