Category: furniture

Buyer: Hello, I like your windmill and might be interested in buying it... can you tell me a bit about it...
Seller: It's a whimsical wall structure!  Perfect for interior decoration!  And it's a pinwheel.
Buyer: How long have you owned it?  
Seller: Thirty or fifty years, It's a family heirloom of indeterminable age
Buyer: Have you cleaned it with brass cleaner at all 
Seller: Of course!  It's in super special awesome condition!
Buyer: But ...does it ''do'' anything? Does the pinwheel spin? It doesn't look like it spins...
Seller: Of course it spins!  It's a fantastical pinwheel!  It's BIG
Buyer: But it doesn't generate electricity right?... it just spins for show right?
Seller: Of course!  It's a super spinner!  Made by Curtis!
Buyer: Well, I'm not sure I believe all that... but it is nice to look at ... I could offer you 300 for it, and I could pick it up today...
Seller: That would be acceptable, at $350
Buyer: Is there any chance I could pay you 342 instead... It's a superstition thing... 350 is bad luck...
Seller: That is fine.  Unfortunately, I dislike the number $342.  Instead, $347
Buyer: Ok, sounds groovy
Seller: Dynamite!