Category: housing

Buyer: Hello, is the house still available?
Seller: Yes, it is! You will love it!
Buyer: I have small kids is there grass in the backyard enough for them to play in?
Seller: There is lots of grassy areas there.
Buyer: Great!  You are asking a lot, tell me are the utilities included in this price?
Seller: Theres a nearby park, dishwasher, stove, refrigeral, central air and heating, etc.
Buyer: Are the utilities included in the price?
Seller: They are not included. Its is PG&E
Buyer: Since I will be responsible for the utilities would you consider coming down on your asking price?
Seller: I would. I will come down to 3,300.
Buyer: I just transferred to the state and I have a lot of money tied up in moving expenses so my budget is tight would you consider 3,000?
Seller: I would, but just a little more. How about 3,150
Buyer: I guess I can squeeze another 150.  We won't be able to eat and the kids will have to go barefoot but at least we'll have a nice roof over our heads.
Seller: Theres always ramen noodles.
Buyer: You're very funny.  I'll accept 3,150
Seller: Deal! I'll add in a gift card to Giant supermarket. Done deal!