Category: housing

Buyer: Hi! Do you offer two-month leases?
Seller: 2 month lease allowed, but the listeing price is for a one year.  I would do a 2 lease for 4000/mo.
Buyer: You must think me a fool or a rich man. There are zero details about the other rooms and all I can see is the kitchen. $2500/mo and I'll stay the year
Seller: I'm sorry, but that won't even cover the propery taxes levied by the governments of Pleasenton, CA
Buyer: Seems like a problem a property owner deals with. Cover my maid and laundry service and I'll go up to $3000.
Seller: Sorry, but that's a serious lose situation for me.  the nature of pricing is that costs are always flowed to the consumer.  I'll be able to fill this resort-style ameneitie home with rolling lawns and parks, and boutique shops, with a renter if you find yourself unable to come to terms with the cost of living... also, the sooner we come to an agreement, the more of these HITS we can do per hour.  3500/mo final price.
Buyer: $3250, since you're in a rush.
Seller: whatever.