Category: furniture

Buyer: Hi, how long have you owned the bunk beds?
Seller: About 2 years.  Our boys are growing so fast, that they already need new beds. 
Buyer: Are there any stains on the mattress?
Seller: Not a one.  
Buyer: Would you take $130?
Seller: If you can pick them up today, absolutely! 
Buyer: On my way!