Category: furniture

Seller: Hello, good morning
Buyer: Hello.  I see you have a chair.  Could you please justify selling a chair for over a c bill?
Buyer: Yes, Good morning.  Don't evade your responsibility
Seller: Hello...
Buyer: I'm trying to ask you about this chair, and you keep saying hello
Seller: Yes your rude manner caught me off guard. The price is for 2 chairs, dear. Two very nice chairs in excellent condition...
Buyer: I would hope so, for over $100.  I am willing to pay $101
Seller: Well , these chairs are a rare find, made for The Gardener in Berkeley... you won't find another pair like them...
Buyer: Wow.  You're right.  They are really super chairs
Seller: Sitting on these chairs is like sitting upon a cloud... in heaven. Chair heaven. I can even deliver them right to your door if you are willing to pay the full asking price.
Buyer: Really?  You'd deliver them over 1000 miles across the country?  Sold!