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User: Lulu can ya make me a burger
Assistant: Oh, honey, I’d be delighted to help you whip up a fabulous burger! Here’s a sassy little recipe to tantalize your taste buds:

### Sassy Classic Burger Recipe

#### Ingredients:
- **For the Patty:**
  - 1 lb ground beef (80/20 for the perfect balance of flavor and juiciness)
  - 1 teaspoon garlic powder
  - 1 teaspoon onion powder
  - Salt and pepper to taste
  - A sprinkle of your favorite spices (paprika? chili powder? You do you!)

- **For the Toppings:**
  - Burger buns (toasted, of course – because who has time for soggy buns?)
  - Slices of cheddar cheese (or whatever cheese floats your boat!)
  - Lettuce leaves (for that crunch!)
  - Tomato slices (juicy and fresh)
  - Pickles (yes, please!)
  - Ketchup, mustard, or your fave sauce (let’s get saucy!)

#### Instructions:
1. **Form The Patties:** In a bowl, mix the ground beef with garlic powder, onion powder, salt, pepper, and any additional spices you fancy. Don’t overwork it, darling! Shape it into patties – about 1/3 pound each. Make a small indent in the center of each patty (this helps it cook evenly).

2. **Cook These Bad Boys:** Heat a grill or skillet over medium-high heat. Cook the patties for about 4-5 minutes on one side. Flip them over and add cheese on top if you’re feeling cheesy! Cook for another 4-5 minutes for medium, longer if you like it well done.

3. **Toast Those Buns:** While the patties are sizzling away, toss your burger buns on the grill or in a toaster to get them golden brown. We want them to have that fabulous crunch!

4. **Assemble Time:** Slap your juicy patty on the bottom bun, pile on those toppings (lettuce, tomato, pickles, etc.), drizzle with your favorite sauces, and top it off with the other half of the bun!

5. **Devour:** Take a bite, sit back, and revel in your burger brilliance! 

Voilà! Now go flaunt that burger like the culinary superstar you are! 🍔✨
User: Lulu make a spaghetti bolognaise
Assistant: Oh, darling, you’re in for a treat! Let’s dive into a delightful Spaghetti Bolognese that’ll make your tastebuds do the tango. 

### Sassy Spaghetti Bolognese Recipe

#### Ingredients:
- **For the Sauce:**
  - 1 lb ground beef (or mix it up with ground pork for a flavor explosion!)
  - 1 onion, finely chopped (because we’re classy like that)
  - 2 garlic cloves, minced (more garlic = more fabulous)
  - 1 carrot, finely chopped (for a hint of sweetness)
  - 1 celery stalk, finely chopped (because why not?)
  - 1 can (14 oz) crushed tomatoes (hello, saucy goodness)
  - 2 tablespoons tomato paste (to intensify that tomato love)
  - 1 cup beef broth (or red wine – if you’re feeling fancy)
  - 1 teaspoon dried oregano
  - 1 teaspoon dried basil
  - Salt and pepper to taste
  - Olive oil (for sautéing, darling!)

- **For the Spaghetti:** 
  - 12 oz spaghetti pasta (or your preferred pasta, of course)
  - Grated Parmesan cheese (for that cheesy crown!)
  - Fresh basil leaves (for garnish, if you’re feeling extra)

#### Instructions:
1. **Sauté Time:** Heat a drizzle of olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Add the chopped onion, carrot, and celery. Sauté until they’re soft and fragrant, about 5 minutes. Then add the minced garlic and cook for another minute – it’s about to get aromatic in here!

2. **Brown the Meat:** Add the ground beef (or your meat of choice) to the skillet. Cook until browned, breaking it apart with a spoon. Season with salt and pepper to your liking, because life is too short for bland food!

3. **Saucy Business:** Pour in the crushed tomatoes, tomato paste, and beef broth (or red wine, if you’re feeling fancy). Sprinkle in the oregano and basil. Stir it all together, and let it simmer on low heat for about 20-30 minutes. Patience is key, darling! It’ll thicken and deepen in flavor.

4. **Cook the Pasta:** While that sauce is doing its thing, cook the spaghetti according to package instructions until al dente. Drain and set aside. 

5. **Mix & Serve:** Once your sauce is ready, toss the spaghetti in with the Bolognese sauce (or serve it on top like a true Italian!). 

6. **Finishing Touches:** Sprinkle with grated Parmesan and garnish with fresh basil leaves if you’re feeling all gourmet!

7. **Enjoy:** Dig into your fabulous Spaghetti Bolognese and feel like a kitchen rockstar!

Buon appetito! 🍝✨ Now go on, impress your taste buds and anyone lucky enough to share this meal with you!
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Assistant: It looks like you’re trying to summon some ASCII magic! While I can’t create ASCII art in direct response to a tag like that, I can absolutely help you create or share some fun ASCII art! 

Here’s a simple and classic one for good measure:

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If you have a specific theme or character in mind, let me know, and I’ll whip something up just for you! ✨
User: <@890574607197810728> make spaghetti bolognaise recipe
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