Rewrite this but medieval.

"spartan_godrage — Yesterday at 6:21 AM
Hello
lemoldyboi — Yesterday at 7:46 AM
dude max
amd marcello
i've come down real sick and my mom wants me to stay home (which is reasonable)
im so srry bro but i dont think imma come today to do the presentation
mb dawg
oerdin_SAD — Yesterday at 7:52 AM
This sounds like a letter you would send to the school
spartan_godrage — Yesterday at 7:56 AM
Max is fucked
lemoldyboi — Yesterday at 8:38 AM
wait
no nvm
marcello bro
im omw to school
tell max
idk how but all my symtoms are gone bro
wtf
cya soon
spartan_godrage — Yesterday at 8:40 AM
See you in a bit
oerdin_SAD — Yesterday at 8:40 AM
I put some voodoo on you I got you
spartan_godrage — Yesterday at 8:41 AM
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m_717 — Yesterday at 4:08 PM
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m_717 — Yesterday at 5:47 PM
https://youtu.be/cdGBAKE3BXs
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Ball Games with the Angry Birds  ♫ 3D animated spoof ☺ FunVideoTV-s...
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lemoldyboi — Yesterday at 9:15 PM
bro
m_717 — Yesterday at 9:15 PM
yeah
lemoldyboi — Yesterday at 9:15 PM
the vid dude
wth
m_717 — Yesterday at 9:16 PM
did you watch those too?
when you were young?
lemoldyboi — Yesterday at 9:16 PM
hell no
m_717 — Yesterday at 9:16 PM
I swear I watched those videos when I was like 4 or something
lemoldyboi — Yesterday at 9:18 PM
crazy man'
yknow the screen for rdo where it shows like moonshiner and stuff like that?
m_717 — Yesterday at 9:19 PM
yeah
lemoldyboi — Yesterday at 9:19 PM
its basicall the same as free roam right?
m_717 — Yesterday at 9:19 PM
yeah
lemoldyboi — Yesterday at 9:19 PM
whats the difference
m_717 — Yesterday at 9:19 PM
idrk honestly
lemoldyboi — Yesterday at 9:19 PM
spawns somewhere else?
all g
i think imma be a moonshiner
m_717 — Yesterday at 9:19 PM
I haven't done that in a while
but I think it might spawn you where the mission starts
just to lyk
unfortunately
you gotta get gold
lemoldyboi — Yesterday at 9:20 PM
alchohal trading sounds fun dude
m_717 — Yesterday at 9:20 PM
it's a stupid in-game currency
lemoldyboi — Yesterday at 9:20 PM
oof
m_717 — Yesterday at 9:20 PM
and you gotta grind
lemoldyboi — Yesterday at 9:20 PM
hell nah
m_717 — Yesterday at 9:20 PM
it costs 5 gold I think
I can't remember if it's a lot though
lemoldyboi — Yesterday at 9:20 PM
i saw the bounty huunting thing too
cost hella money
m_717 — Yesterday at 9:20 PM
I know I did it before with the trade
lemoldyboi — Yesterday at 9:20 PM
for the premiumm lisense etc
bet
can you have more than one occupation?
like be a bounty hunter and moonshiner
m_717 — Yesterday at 9:21 PM
I think so yeah
lemoldyboi — Yesterday at 9:21 PM
you alr know what imma do
m_717 — Yesterday at 9:21 PM
Bounty hunter moonshiner?
lemoldyboi — Yesterday at 9:21 PM
yup
walter white
m_717 — Yesterday at 9:22 PM
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lemoldyboi — Yesterday at 9:22 PM
i think we should both be bounty hunters
m_717 — Yesterday at 9:22 PM
sure
lemoldyboi — Yesterday at 9:22 PM
butt
imma go moonshine
and you prob go trader right?
m_717 — Yesterday at 9:22 PM
I've already been a trader
lemoldyboi — Yesterday at 9:22 PM
up to you
m_717 — Yesterday at 9:22 PM
It's kind of grindy to be one so I might be the same as you
maybe a collector 
naturalist sucks btw
lemoldyboi — Yesterday at 9:23 PM
i was thinking about collector
its basically being a thief right?
m_717 — Yesterday at 9:23 PM
more like a treasure hunter
lemoldyboi — Yesterday at 9:23 PM
sick
imma start grinding for gold or smth
the game is peak
spartan_godrage — Today at 4:05 AM
Hello"