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# Every Time SpongeBob's House WASN'T A Pineapple 🍍 | Nickelodeon Cartoon Universe
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00:00:00.000 Morning, Squidw-[sneezing]
00:00:02.268 Oh, my. Having a littlesneezing fit, are we?
00:00:05.004 Yeah, I think you were right.I must be allergic to my house.
00:00:08.541 [ripping]
00:00:09.942 Oh, that's too bad.I guess you'll have to move.
00:00:14.180 Move?- Yes. You can't stay here
00:00:16.683 or your allergywill just get worse.
00:00:19.319 Hey, look at that.- Look at what?
00:00:21.187 [sneezing]
00:00:22.655 See, your allergyis already getting worse.
00:00:26.526 But- But where will I go?
00:00:27.994 Don't worry, SpongeBob.
00:00:29.528 I'll help you finda great new home.
00:00:33.232 Far away from here.
00:00:34.601 But, Squidward,I love this old pineapple.
00:00:36.770 We've had a lotof good times together.
00:00:39.605 Whee!
00:00:41.741 [laughing]
00:00:48.981 [laughing]
00:00:54.687 [sneezing]
00:00:57.556 Oh, Squidward,my sneezing's getting worse.
00:00:59.692 I'll miss my pineapple,but I guess you're right.
00:01:02.628 I have- [sneezing]I have to move.
00:01:04.831 Now you're talking. Trust me.You'll feel so much better
00:01:08.535 when you're clear of me,your pineapple.
00:01:11.170 Squidward, you're a good friend.
00:01:13.506 I know.
00:01:15.908 [kissing]
00:01:21.180 This would makea great new house.
00:01:23.115 What'd you think?
00:01:24.584 Eh.
00:01:25.751  ♪ Oh ♪
00:01:28.388  ♪ Who lives in a banana Under the sea? ♪
00:01:30.490  ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
00:01:32.758 Whoa!
00:01:34.260 I don't know.
00:01:35.527 How about this spicy number?
00:01:38.130  ♪ Oh ♪
00:01:40.733  ♪ Who lives in a hot pepper Under the sea? ♪
00:01:42.869 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪[screaming]
00:01:46.005 Hot listing, but no.
00:01:49.075 Well, there's a yummy one.
00:01:50.810 Mm.
00:01:51.910  ♪ Oh ♪
00:01:53.680  ♪ Who lives In a chicken Parmesan hero ♪
00:01:56.282  ♪ Under the sea? ♪
00:01:57.483  ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
00:01:59.185 [giggling]
00:02:03.155 Nope.
00:02:05.792 How 'bout this one?
00:02:07.127 Not bad,but let's think outside the box.
00:02:10.663 [organ playing]
00:02:13.899 [gasping]
00:02:16.035 Wow.
00:02:18.037 Pretty.
00:02:20.773 This place is amazing.It's like living in the future.
00:02:25.411 Oh, check out these cool stairs.
00:02:28.347 Whee!
00:02:30.516 Uh, SpongeBob.- Whee! Oh!
00:02:33.452 Squidward! Squidward![screaming]
00:02:36.555 This place is awesome.
00:02:38.625 [groaning]Yeah, it is, isn't it?
00:02:41.528 I can't believeI get to live here.
00:02:43.395 It's so much coolerthan your house.
00:02:46.766 You're right. This place isway too cool for you.
00:02:50.469 Wait. What?
00:02:51.938 I mean, living in a placelike this can put
00:02:54.306 a lot of pressure on a guy.
00:02:56.542 The constant attention,you'd get,
00:02:59.078 and all the fabulous partiesyou'd host.
00:03:06.619 Eh?- That was quite good.
00:03:08.587 Certainly worthy of this house.
00:03:10.222 Indeed.
00:03:11.858 Not to mentionall the covers of Cool Calamari
00:03:15.194 you'd have to pose for.
00:03:16.929 No, I can't letyou go through that, SpongeBob.
00:03:19.865 So, I tell you what,I'll live here for you.
00:03:23.569 Yeah, but where will I live?
00:03:25.037 You can have my old house.
00:03:26.472 Really? That is so nice of you.
00:03:28.974 That way I'll beone house closer to Patrick.
00:03:31.177 Great, it's a done deal.
00:03:32.845 So if you don't mind, I havea lot of settling in to do.
00:03:35.615 Bye bye.
00:03:36.482 Okay, so I guess I'll see ya l-
00:03:40.119 [alarm blaring]Ten, nine...
00:03:42.321 What's happening?!- eight...
00:03:43.689 Oh, no.- seven, six...
00:03:45.692 It's not an alarm clock,- five, four...
00:03:47.060 it's a countdown!- three, two, one.
00:03:54.266 [screaming]
00:04:05.478 Heh? What? What the?That was horrible.
00:04:13.586 But this is even worse!
00:04:15.420 [screaming]
00:04:19.425 Doink.Now this really feels like home.
00:04:26.866 [groaning]
00:04:29.702 Squidward.You dropped in for a visit.
00:04:31.670 I am not visiting.
00:04:33.606 This is my house,and I want it back.
00:04:36.909 Sorry, Squidward,but you gave it to me
00:04:38.778 fair and square... pants.
00:04:41.614 Besides, if I move out now,I have nowhere to go.
00:04:44.250 Okay, fine. I'll just takeyour old pineapple.
00:04:48.220 Huh?
00:04:49.922 Sorry, Squidward,but this is my house now.
00:05:03.969 [creaking]
00:05:05.104 Oh, no,this is worse than I thought.
00:05:10.209 [creaking]
00:05:14.814 My door!
00:05:16.081 [creaking]
00:05:18.017 [gasping]
00:05:19.117 [glass shattering]
00:05:23.021 [screaming]
00:05:27.259 [grunting]
00:05:31.397 [groaning]
00:05:33.231 Patrick! Patrick!
00:05:36.368 Patrick!
00:05:39.505 [beeping]
00:05:40.973  Mr. Star, I have a SpongeBob SquarePants
00:05:43.509  on line three.
00:05:44.610 Put him through.
00:05:46.111 [beeping]
00:05:47.513 Patrick! Patrick!Patrick Star!
00:05:52.284 Oh, hey, SpongeBob.
00:05:53.719 You really need to clean uparound here.
00:05:56.088 [creaking]
00:05:58.657 [screaming]It's the big one!
00:06:03.062 [screaming]It's the end of the world!
00:06:05.731 Invest in gold!Hoard your drinking w-
00:06:08.534 [sighing]I should have known.
00:06:11.670 [growling]What's going on in here?!
00:06:14.373 You're just in timeto lend a hand, Squidward.
00:06:16.675 Lend a hand?
00:06:24.283 No!
00:06:30.022 Patrick, call Sandy!Tell her to get over here fast!
00:06:34.493 Say no more, buddy.
00:06:35.661 Hurry, Patrick.
00:06:37.062 I don't know how much longerI can hold this.
00:06:39.498  Howdy. Cheek's residence.
00:06:41.200 Sandy, don't hang up!
00:06:42.434 What do you want?- Oh, nothing.
00:06:44.103 I'm just hanging outwith the Sponge.
00:06:46.072 How about you?
00:06:47.206 Oh, you know, a little of this,
00:06:48.941 little of that,little vacuuming.
00:06:50.576 That sounds like fun.I wish I was over there.
00:06:54.313 SpongeBob's house is boring.
00:06:57.750 There's nothing going onover here.
00:07:00.052 Well that sure don't soundlike nothing.
00:07:01.887 What's all the ruckus?
00:07:03.156 Oh,SpongeBob's pineapple is rotting
00:07:05.157 and falling apart all around us.We're doomed.
00:07:08.461 I'll be right over.
00:07:09.628 Oh, take your time.
00:07:11.764 Holding steady, Patrick!
00:07:13.298 But who knows how longthe support system will last!
00:07:16.402 Ow!
00:07:17.703 This place sure wentto pot quick.
00:07:19.405 Knocky knock, SpongeBob.
00:07:20.940 No, Sandy, don't.We must never ever knock.
00:07:24.143 This pineapple could toppleover at the slightest jes...
00:07:27.279 [gasping]
00:07:29.381 ter.
00:07:30.716 Let's get this restorationunder way.
00:07:34.186 Well, here it is, Gary,our new home.
00:07:38.357 This must be Patrick'scontribution to the living room.
00:07:44.130 Hey, vintage condiment jugs.Thank you, Mr. Krabs.
00:07:53.706 [groaning]
00:07:56.775 [screaming]
00:08:01.647 Gary, where's the sink?
00:08:03.615 [screaming]
00:08:08.120 [screaming]
00:08:11.256 [grunting]
00:08:15.727 Gary,I don't think that was a sink.
00:08:17.930 Meow.
00:08:19.164 Thanks for the futuristicbathroom, Sandy.
00:08:29.308 [meowing]
00:08:31.209 Well, isn't exactlyhome sweet pineapple,
00:08:33.578 but I supposeit could be much worse.
00:08:38.216 We still havea roof over our heads
00:08:39.885 and food on the table.Hey, that reminds me.
00:08:42.755 You still haven't eaten today,have you?
00:08:44.957 Sorry, buddy.You must be famished.
00:08:48.260 [meowing]
00:08:51.997 I- I- I'm unraveling!
00:09:02.374 If you ever and I mean ever-Oh, my neck.
00:09:08.514 I'm going to be at thechiropractic's for a week.
00:09:14.052 Well, Gary, there'sonly one thing left to do.
00:09:17.055 Call and havethis place condemned.
00:09:21.226 Hello, operator.
00:09:22.395 City Hall, please.Office of Broken Dreams.
00:09:25.130 [meowing]
00:09:26.899 Oh, Gary, I'm sorry.
00:09:28.634 With all this house ruckus,I completely forgot to feed you.
00:09:32.571 Here you go, buddy.
00:09:40.579 Furnished pineapple in a can.
00:09:42.881 Oh, Gary, you are the best.
00:09:46.218 [laughing]
00:09:47.653 Come on. We needto make room inside
00:09:49.522 for the party.
00:09:50.890 [grunting]I could use a little help here!
00:09:54.660 Sorry, my claws are full.
00:09:57.229 Oh, where do we putall this junk?
00:10:00.565 Follow me just a little further.
00:10:02.868 [music playing] ♪ La da dee, la da dum ♪
00:10:06.705 I sure worked up that sweat.
00:10:09.341 [music playing]
00:10:12.177 [groaning]
00:10:14.380 What is SpongeBob's awfulfurniture doing at my house?
00:10:20.519 We're gussying up SpongeBob'shouse for his birthday.
00:10:23.722 And something about you tells me
00:10:26.425 you are quitethe interior decorator.
00:10:30.729 Of course. I didn't give myselfall those awards for nothing.
00:10:38.037 Yeehaw.
00:10:39.572 SpongeBob's lace is gonna lookprettier than a country bride.
00:10:43.008 Step right up to enterthe Krusty Krab section
00:10:45.778 of this party.
00:10:46.979 What do I gotta do to get in?
00:10:48.814 Just consent to a pat down,old timer.
00:10:51.584 Oh, boy. Okay.
00:10:54.486 [giggling]
00:10:57.423 Ooh. Okay, you're good.
00:11:02.161 Hmm.
00:11:04.196 Lowbrow compared to my highbrow.
00:11:06.832 Say, aren't you a little oldfor this weenie withered stuff?
00:11:11.170 I am castinga vanishing spell upon you.
00:11:14.706 Be gone.
00:11:15.907 Be gone.[laughing]
00:11:17.109 [choking]Water!
00:11:21.447 Huh? Whoa! I have powers.
00:11:25.317 [humming]
00:11:29.354 Cake!
00:11:31.023 Please, everybody,don't eat the party food!
00:11:36.862 We have to wait for SpongeBob!
00:11:40.899 It's supposed to be a surprise!
00:11:42.968 Surprise!
00:11:45.204 Not now!
00:11:46.572 [groaning]
00:11:48.773 [glass shattering]
00:11:50.175 Sorry.
00:11:51.576 Please be careful.
00:11:55.513 [shattering]
00:11:58.784 Hey, hey, hey,don't sit on that table.
00:12:00.986 Oh, I'm just having funand I brought cake.
00:12:09.928 [belching]
00:12:11.463 [groaning]
00:12:15.767 Ah. I just had my tail done.This makes me hotter
00:12:20.005 than a billy goatin a pepper patch!
00:12:22.674 Hiyah!
00:12:26.578 Surprise.
00:12:28.580 Not yet!
00:12:30.249 [chatting]I know. I know.
00:12:32.584 [laughing]
00:12:36.789 Hey![laughing]
00:12:39.157 How much for this one?
00:12:41.326 Oh, no, that's a presentfor Sponge- Ten bucks.
00:12:44.629 Here's some fun back at ya.
00:12:47.366 Oh!
00:12:48.634 I love your work.You got anything heavier?
00:12:52.704 Party games!
00:12:57.509 [cheering]
00:12:59.645 Hey, don't do that!
00:13:03.015 [gasping]
00:13:04.616 Uh-oh.
00:13:06.051 I hope someone brings a wallas a present.
00:13:11.156 Make that two walls.
00:13:12.991 [cheering]
00:13:19.331 [laughing]
00:13:20.865 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
00:13:22.968 [chuckles]
00:13:24.036 [cheering]
00:13:25.870 Great idea, Puff.
00:13:27.272 Some positive energy.Hey, everybody.
00:13:31.109 Dance party! Yeehaw!
00:13:35.046 Come on, boys, move those feet.
00:13:44.456 [laughing]
00:13:49.027 [groaning]
00:13:53.465 Ow!
00:13:57.636 SpongeBob has to come home soon.
00:13:59.838 I don't know how longI can keep these folks dancing.
00:14:02.140 Oh, you took me by surprise.
00:14:03.909 Surprise!
00:14:06.378 Not now!
00:14:09.581 Must've forgottento take my keys.
00:14:12.618 It looks open.
00:14:17.055 Surprise.
00:14:20.392 [snoring]
00:14:21.426 A surprise party... for me?
00:14:25.063 Oh, yeah. I'm here to tell you,"Surprise".
00:14:32.371 [yawning]
00:14:34.139 Oh, thank you, everybody.
00:14:35.874 You've made thisthe best birthday I ever had.
00:14:39.644 [tapping]
00:14:45.884 SpongeBob?
00:14:47.051 Hi, how are ya?
00:14:48.186 What's the meaning of this?
00:14:49.655 I took your adviceFrom now on, I'm normal.
00:14:53.825 Normal huh?
00:14:55.361 Yep.- Oh, really?
00:14:58.063 Yep.- Whatever.
00:14:59.564 I know you're just waitingto say something stupid.
00:15:02.200 Wonderful weather we're having.
00:15:06.004 Um, yes, it is.
00:15:08.173 Okay, see ya around.
00:15:09.674 [tapping]
00:15:11.009 Yeah. I'll, uh, I'll see ya.
00:15:14.079 SpongeBob, what are you doingsitting around?
00:15:16.148 We need Krabby Pattiesout there.
00:15:18.083 Yes, sir.I'll do it normally.
00:15:20.652 Heh?
00:15:21.787 [beeping]
00:15:25.424 Wow, that's all it takesthese days, huh?
00:15:27.692 Can you do more?
00:15:33.999 Oh, my.It's like printing money.
00:15:40.572 I wonderwhat got into SpongeBob.
00:15:42.774 And what the heck is that?Whose house is this?
00:15:49.013 Hi. How are ya?
00:15:59.724 That ain't right.
00:16:00.993 I will never spend moneyhere again.
00:16:03.495 Never?
00:16:04.629 Come on, guys.These patties ain't worth
00:16:06.231 the paper they're printed on.
00:16:08.133 Wait! Where ya going?!
00:16:13.371 SpongeBob!What are you doing back here?
00:16:17.209 You expect the customersto eat this?
00:16:19.645 And now, thanks to you,they're leaving in boatloads.
00:16:25.183 Maybe this thing is out of ink.
00:16:26.652 [sighing] No, boy,you're missing the point.
00:16:29.688 You can't make Krabby Pattieswith ink and paper.
00:16:32.290 You gotta put your heartinto it, boy.
00:16:34.459 Now get back to makingthem patties the right way
00:16:36.962 and stop acting so dull.
00:16:38.630 What you call dull,I call normal.
00:16:41.033 Well, till you decideto start making them patties
00:16:44.536 the way only you can,I want you out of my place.
00:16:49.774 [doorbell ringing]
00:16:51.910 Hi. How are ya?
00:16:53.278 I never thoughtI'd hear myself say this,
00:16:55.013 but please, come in, SpongeBob.
00:16:58.583 Thank you.
00:16:59.884 Tell me, what are you doingcooped up in here
00:17:01.720 when the weather outside isso normal?
00:17:04.823 Well, today is dusting day,
00:17:06.257 the day I dustmy 483 self portraits.
00:17:09.461 Wow, that's somethingyou don't see
00:17:11.496 in the average house.
00:17:13.165 You know, SpongeBob, it's okayto be a little different.
00:17:18.136 And you knowwhat else is abnormal?
00:17:20.172 Your nose,it's all bulbous and flappy.
00:17:25.476 Your eyes are a little odd too.
00:17:27.878 Looks like your whole facecould use some work.
00:17:31.049 There. There we go.
00:17:32.617 See? Looking normal already.[shrieking]
00:17:35.887 One more thing, Squidward.You don't wear pants.
00:17:39.091 And stay out of my home!
00:17:41.693 [door slamming]
00:17:45.096 Huh.
00:17:46.831 Oh, what happened?
00:17:48.133 I lost my job,then my best friend,
00:17:50.635 and now I'm too normalfor Squidward.
00:17:52.904 Maybe I have takenthis normal thing too far.
00:17:55.674 No problem, SpongeBob.You made yourself normal.
00:17:58.877 Now all you have to do isre-weird yourself.
00:18:01.446 All it'll take isa mental adjustment
00:18:03.415 and some tight clenching.Now focus...
00:18:07.152 [groaning]and clench.
00:18:10.989 [groaning]
00:18:17.362 Oh, well,if I'm going to get weird,
00:18:19.698 I'm going to needto see a professional.
00:18:27.572 Mmm.
00:18:30.108 [belching]
00:18:33.077 What's happening?
00:18:36.147 The final transformation.
00:18:41.987 Huh?
00:18:43.088 What happened?
00:18:44.656 I don't know. I guessI became permanently normal.
00:18:48.193 No!
00:18:50.395 I don't wanna be normal.[crying]
00:18:53.031 [knocking]Go away!
00:18:54.332 We're in mourning!
00:18:55.901 [crying]
00:18:57.402 It's me, Squidward.I'm looking for SpongeBob.
00:19:02.207 Hi.
00:19:06.210 How are ya?
00:19:07.445 [screaming]
00:19:10.082 SpongeBob, you're backto your square shape.
00:19:13.051 Wow. I guess Squidward'snormal look scared me
00:19:16.254 back to my original form.Thanks, buddy.
00:19:19.223 You saved my life.
00:19:20.526 Wonderful weather we're having,hmm?
00:19:22.727 It sure is, buddy.It sure is.
00:19:27.399 [laughing]
00:19:28.867 [sighing]I was really looking forward
00:19:30.869 to a day of sportsmanshipand male bonding.
00:19:33.939 Thanks a lot, rain!
00:19:36.207 Meow.
00:19:38.743 Say, that gives me an idea.
00:19:49.120 [drilling, hammering]
00:19:53.258 [groaning]
00:20:00.398 [drilling, hammering]
00:20:05.069 [screaming]
00:20:09.240 [grunting]
00:20:10.442 Hey! Hello?[grunting]
00:20:13.811 Nitwit morons.[screaming]
00:20:17.715 Oh, hi, Squidward.Up from your slumber. I see.
00:20:21.152 Well, you're just in timeto indulge in a friendly game
00:20:23.722 of indoor miniature golf.
00:20:26.258 I will not indulge in anything
00:20:28.192 friendly or otherwisewith the likes of you two.
00:20:31.496 And presently I am heading back
00:20:33.432 to enjoy a well deservedmid morning nap.
00:20:37.302 Ooh,but we sculpted your likeness
00:20:39.704 out of butter on hole five.
00:20:44.542 I don't care!Listen up.
00:20:47.946 I will not be wokenfrom my nap again.
00:20:52.250 And if I am, I'm gonna-
00:20:55.387 Join us on the back nine?
00:20:56.788 Just don't let it happen again!Or else.
00:21:03.161 Let's get this game teed off.
00:21:09.835 You're up first, my good man.
00:21:12.103 [grunting]
00:21:15.206 Ooh.
00:21:18.276 [grunting]
00:21:22.780 I am warning you, two!Keep it down!
00:21:28.620 Better tone downthe calisthenics, Patrick.
00:21:30.421 Don't wanna upset Squidward.
00:21:31.723 Can't wait to lose, huh?
00:21:44.969 No!
00:21:47.005 Ooh. If you would justlet me finish my stretches,
00:21:50.541 I wouldn't have missedmy first shot.
00:21:52.377 Oh, don't worry, Patrick.
00:21:53.645 I'm sure you'll getthe hang of it.
00:21:55.046 Besides, we're just playingfor fun, right?
00:21:58.349 And back, and...
00:22:04.489 Nice shot.
00:22:07.192 What are you doing?
00:22:08.259 Moving my ball.
00:22:09.661 Patrick, you have to play itwhere it lands.
00:22:11.629 Fine. Have it your way.
00:22:18.169 Ready to give up?
00:22:21.005 Ha! Let's see how you doagainst the windmill.
00:22:25.276 You haven't got a chance.
00:22:26.845 You know, Patrick,this is just a game.
00:22:28.813 Oh, it is just a gamewhich I am gonna win.
00:22:32.850 I thinkyou're missing the point.
00:22:36.087 Speaking of missing.
00:22:40.425 Ha! Ya gotta play itwhere it lands.
00:22:44.162 Watch and learn, SquarePants.Watch and learn.
00:22:57.642 Yes.Let's see if you can top that.
00:23:00.211 Okay.
00:23:04.682 SpongeBob readiesthe approach shot.
00:23:06.818 He's gotta be very carefulhe doesn't hook the shot here,
00:23:09.053 because this would certainly bean inopportune time for a bogey.
00:23:14.025 A pressure-packed shotto be sure.
00:23:27.606 Aw.[all whispering]
00:23:31.009 Looks like we're tied,three shots to three.
00:23:35.514 Shots.[chuckles]
00:23:37.048 They're called strokes in golf,Patrick. Not shots.
00:23:40.118 Whatever.
00:23:44.122 And he sinks another holein one! That's two in a row!
00:23:48.426 All right. You wanna playcompetitive, eh? Observe.
00:24:00.672 Right between the old wickets.
00:24:05.877 Come on bally,don't fail me now.
00:24:07.878 Watch out for the water hazard.
00:24:10.482 Patrick, the only hazardI can see is
00:24:13.218 you standing in my shot.
00:24:14.619 I have no ideawhat you're talking about.
00:24:17.088 Fine. Be that way.I'll just go around you.
00:24:23.327 [shattering]
00:24:25.997 Oops.
00:24:27.465 Vegetables!
00:24:29.134 That's what you like,isn't it, bunny?
00:24:30.969 We'll see what we gotin the fridge.
00:24:33.905 [chuckles] Whoops.I'm out of veggies.
00:24:36.140 But I got something even better,Gary's food. Yay!
00:24:40.711 [screaming]
00:24:42.247 Does bunny wunny likehis dinny winny?
00:24:47.719 Alright, Gary's food is out.Got it.
00:24:50.321 I'll get you veggies.I'll be right back.
00:24:57.061 [rumbling]
00:25:07.705 [laughing]
00:25:15.547 Bunny wunny,I got a surprise for y-
00:25:18.749 [screaming]
00:25:24.589 I'm gonna have to chew proofthis whole house fast.
00:25:27.525 Hot sauce oughta do the trick.
00:25:37.368 [belching]
00:25:39.737 [laughing]
00:25:44.442 [belching]
00:25:48.713 [belching]
00:25:52.550 Huh? No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:25:58.656 [unintelligible]
00:26:03.161 Ah.
00:26:05.496 Uh-oh.
00:26:08.366 [belching]
00:26:09.500 My comic books![screaming]
00:26:17.108 I gotta get ridof all that hot sauce.
00:26:27.618 [screaming]
00:26:33.224 [flushing]
00:26:36.328 No, no, bunny,don't go in there!
00:26:37.996 You'll get lost!I need my jellyfishing net.
00:26:39.797 Where did I put that thing?
00:26:41.866 Probably dropped itin here somewhere.
00:26:43.601 Nyah, nyah━ah, got it!
00:26:46.303 Hello.
00:26:47.672 Patrick, did you fallbetween the cushions again?
00:26:49.440 No, SpongeBob,I fell between the cushions.
00:26:52.377 But I have a solutionto your bunny problem.
00:26:56.447 I love the hunt!
00:27:04.355 No, no! No, don't!Please don't! That's my-
00:27:09.860 All right, Patrick,that's enough hunting.
00:27:11.529 You can come out now.
00:27:13.164 I can't see where I'm going.How do I get out of here?
00:27:18.435 [screaming]
00:27:20.305 SpongeBob, where are I?
00:27:24.075 Stay where you are, Patrick!I've got an idea.
00:27:26.410 To the pet shop!
00:27:30.414 Thank you!
00:27:34.118 Patrick! I bought a second bunny
00:27:36.120 to lure the first bunnyout of hiding.
00:27:38.089 Hooray!
00:27:50.234 [sniffing]
00:28:04.449 Huh?
00:28:05.950 Hold still, Patrick, I see you.
00:28:08.987 [gasping, sighing]Thanks, buddy.
00:28:13.291 Aww, bunnies!
00:28:15.393 [laughing]
00:28:21.632 One, two... Three?
00:28:27.772 More bunnies!
00:28:29.507 Yay!
00:28:35.613 Uh-oh. Patrick, the hunt is on!
00:28:39.884 [yelling]
00:28:50.294 Hey!
00:28:51.395 [grunting]
00:28:55.833 [groaning]
00:29:01.439 Get out of my house!
00:29:04.942 [grunting]That'll get 'em out.
00:29:08.813 [rumbling]
00:29:11.482 [screaming]
00:29:15.052 Sorry about your house,Squidward.
00:29:17.522 Yeah, we just heard.
00:29:24.462 Thirsty. Thirsty, thirsty,thirsty, thirsty...
00:29:32.903 [sucking]
00:29:37.608 [snoring]
00:29:39.810 [sucking]
00:29:44.615 Meow.
00:29:46.718 [horn blowing]
00:29:50.821 [sucking]
00:29:54.926 Hooray, Gary,we're finally huge.
00:29:57.928 [sucking]
00:29:59.663 Meow.
00:30:00.764 Wait a minute! Oh, no!
00:30:03.534 [sucking]
00:30:07.404 Meow.
00:30:08.872 Ow. Shell phone.
00:30:11.342 I know. I'll call Squidward.He'll know what to do.
00:30:13.978 [ringing]Hello?
00:30:15.613 Squidward!
00:30:17.081 Is it time alreadyfor you would ruin my day?
00:30:19.984 Squidward, help me!My house is shrinking!
00:30:22.352 I woke up this morningand it was getting smaller
00:30:24.021 [babbling]
00:30:26.123 [dial tone]
00:30:27.992 Oh, no!
00:30:29.593 Yep, it is.
00:30:31.428 [screaming]
00:30:32.630 Huh? Is it time alreadyto ruin Squid's day?
00:30:36.367 [screaming]
00:30:37.768 [rattling]
00:30:39.037 Hey, SpongeBob,don't start without me!
00:30:41.906 [sucking]
00:30:47.044 [belching]
00:30:51.649 Oh. Nematodes.
00:30:56.287 The only thing left of my houseis this little pebble.
00:31:00.057 What's going on here?
00:31:02.260 I've got bad news, guys.
00:31:03.694 Look at what happenedto my house. It's gone.
00:31:07.198 It's all gone.What am I gonna do?
00:31:11.602 Where am I gonna live?
00:31:13.370 Yeah.
00:31:15.640 Hey, SpongeBob,your house is gone.
00:31:19.843 Well, what can I say?
00:31:21.212 It's been great knowing youSpongeBob.
00:31:22.713 Good luck somewhere else.I'm gonna miss you.
00:31:26.317 Boo hoo. Boo hoo! Boo hoo!Boo- [laughing]
00:31:32.690 Boo hoo!
00:31:33.857 Squid's taking it real hard.
00:31:35.993 Boo hoo!
00:31:37.428 What are you going to do now?
00:31:39.530 I guess I'll have to move backwith my mom and dad.
00:31:43.167 No, wait a minute.No, you don't.
00:31:47.105 We can build you a new house.
00:31:49.874 We can't build a house.
00:31:51.576 Well, sure it's easy.I built my house all by myself.
00:31:58.082 All right, Patrick,let's get to work.
00:32:06.957 Ow! Ow! Ow!
00:32:19.637 Oh.
00:32:20.971 [screaming]
00:32:25.576 [screaming]
00:32:35.519 Ow!
00:32:38.555 Ow! Ow! Ow!
00:32:44.795 We're done.
00:32:45.996 Yeah. So, what do you think?
00:32:49.833 I wish I lived there.
00:32:51.635 Really?
00:32:53.037 No.
00:32:56.573 One bedroom.
00:33:00.845 Tartar sauce.
00:33:12.356 You hold too many memories.
00:33:15.526 [crying]
00:33:22.633 Well, Squidward,this is goodbye.
00:33:25.436 Goodbye, SpongeBob.Goodbye.
00:33:28.405 Goodbye, SpongeBob,bye, bye, bye.
00:33:30.641 Goodbye, SpongeBob.[laughing]
00:33:32.709 Goodbye. Goodbye.
00:33:34.311 Come on, SpongeBob.
00:33:35.947 Bye, Patrick.
00:33:38.181 Goodbye, Bikini Bottom.Whoa!
00:33:43.120 [crying]
00:33:44.922  ♪ SpongeBob is leaving He's leaving, he's leaving ♪
00:33:47.992  ♪ SpongeBob is leaving He's leaving ♪
00:33:52.263 [rumbling]
00:34:03.740 My house is back!
00:34:07.044 Oh, good old pineapple!It's just like it used to be!
00:34:12.016 The windows! The closet!
00:34:14.251 The refrigerator is nice.
00:34:16.053 Ah, Squidward, isn't this great?I'm back forever.
00:34:21.725 Forever?