Write funny overly-hilarious sarcastic rude adult humor comedy 17+ REALLY LONG Yogi's Gang (the show) episode script (with list of characters and objects for the script at the beginning, with short hilariously snarky bios, including lists of characters and stuff mentioned in the translated scripts TOO, with their own bios too. And a very funny plot synopsis for the Thomas translated story) where Yogi, Boo Boo, Huckleberry Hound, Snagglepuss, Quick Draw AND Baba Looey react to badly translated Thomas and Friends scripts. They react to each and EVERY sentence hilariously, making it longer when reacting to this exact script. Each character reacts to each sentence each. Hilariously mocking.

Ringo Starr: Once fireflies were afraid of raindrops. He went into the tunnel and pushed it into the broom and never came out.
(Edward Bond)
Ringo Starr: The machine's name is Henry. The driver and engine wrestled with him, but he did not move.
Henry: The rain is ruining my beautiful green and red paint.
Ringo Starr: Yes.
(police tape)
Ringo Starr: The cop was whistling until he couldn't breathe and waving flags until his hands hurt, but Henry was sitting in the pool blowing steam.
Henry: You won't ruin my beautiful green and red.
Ringo Starr: Then comes Sir Topham the Hutt, who controls all the fires of Sodor. They called him the "Superintendent of Fat."
Fat Inspector: We're going to fire you.
Ringo Starr: Fat Controller said. But Henry was very angry. Takes everything out of fat control.
Fat Manager: Why... (clears his throat)
Ringo Starr: Yes.
Fat Manager: ...My doctor has forbidden me to have a bowel movement.
Ringo Starr: But Henry stayed in the hole. Then try to push from the other side. Fat Watcher says…
Fat Management: 1, 2, 3, Push!
Ringo Starr: But that didn't help.
Fat Boss: (clears my throat again) My doctor forbade me to force myself.
Ringo Starr: Yes. Push, push, push, but Henry stayed in the discussion. Finally Thomas arrived. Police waved red flags to stop him. Everyone argued with Henry.
All: There, the rain is over.
Ringo Starr: Yes.
Henry: Yeah, but he's starting over.
Ringo Starr: Henry said.
Henry: What's up with green and red?
(Thomas arrives at this time)
Ringo Starr: Thomas pushed, breathed, pushed as hard as he could.
(Thomas tries to pay)
Ringo Starr: But Henry stayed in the hole.
(Thomas continues to push but fails)
Ringo Starr: Eventually, even the '70s gave up.
Fat Controller: We remove your decks…
Ringo Starr: Yeah.
Fat Boss: ...I'll keep you here forever.
Ringo Starr: They took the old railroad tracks and built a wall in front of Henry to keep him out of the tunnel.
(Everyone locks Henry in the sewer and bricks)
Ringo Starr: All he could do was watch the train go into another hole. He was sad because he thought no one would see his beautiful green and red color. Over time, Edward and Gordon met several times. According to Edward…
Edward: Here! I notice! Good evening!
Ringo Starr: Gordon was saying...
Gordon: Wow! Scream! Scream! At your disposal!
Ringo Starr: Poor Henry didn't have the guts to answer. His engine was broken. However, the dirt and grime from the canals stained the beauty with green and red. He wondered if he would be allowed to pull the train again. But I think he deserves to be punished, don't you think Henry will stay in the cave until he gets over his fear of rain and decides to leave again?