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User: [Give me only the actual fundamental news. Please provide it concisely in list format for an English learner. I prefer exact dates of future events instead of "soon" or "upcoming." If there is any big news worth mentioning, tell me. Finally, tell me what $ETC means. Do not tell me about price technical analysis.]
10h: This reminds me of when @DezBryant was criticized for being a problem on the sideline and then the audio came out and we learned Dez was hyping Romo up telling him how great they are, no one can stop them when they do things their way, etc
5h: I want the Buffalo Bills to win a title badly for the amazing Bills fans. Yesterday was a gross reminder of the biggest obstacle. Beyond comprehension. Because this isn’t the first time. It’s 13 seconds, Denver, Philly, Tennessee, KC last year etc all rolled into one #BillsMafia
3h: Gemini 1.5 Flash-8B is wild:. . - 1,000,000,000 cached tokens for $10. - 1 million token context window. - Native multimodal support (image, audio, video). - Code Execution, Structured outputs, etc. . Truly in a class of its own
8h: I hope I’m covered. Just please no fluke first touchdown to someone random or a lineman etc. https://t.co/aOaBoMysYN
1d: Zillow now offering full tenant placement . For 50% of first months rent. . . - photography . - lease. -agent showing tours . -background checks etc https://t.co/PdUvFZHpmi
2d: $ETC - looking to long the next flush. https://t.co/ew9oBMOqJ1
11m: About 70% of people are overconfident about their looks, their IQ level, their skills, etc.. . If you apply the same concept, since we don't have secondary brains, over 70% of traders are overconfident in their ability to trade successfully.. . It takes a lot of rewiring to tune into
2M: For #alts I think we see something like this . . But I believe this will be the general path for the market and that at the minimum there will be a few weeks of alts catching a bid. . And as usual, no charts/tickers, etc for them. I only tweet btc, eth, and sol charts. . Red line isnt https://t.co/3Kudyp7oid
1d: Hot take but honestly gambling commercials should be banned like how cigarette commercials were banned. So tired of every 3rd commercial being for draft kings, fanduel, etc. ENOUGH.
4h: I became a meme 18 years ago today. . This game has been a big and mostly fun part of my life ever since. . However I do remember all the the random msgs I received as 12 year old- the message boards ran by students- the merchandise illegally sold w my face on it etc. . Tuck Fexas. https://t.co/eYZnQsUjma
11h: Quick update on Helene response to address some concerns we're all seeing online. . . Military, FEMA, blockades, gov't creating hurricanes, etc.. . Bottom-line: Western North Carolina is pulling together. They need our support. This is the beginning of a long-term mission. https://t.co/DFUajwTD0e
5d: $ETC. . Five moves have been completed. If the same pattern is repeated this time, a big move is expected at the end of this year or next year. https://t.co/GcsEK6bpJw
15h: All my realtor and loan officer friends told me that the housing market will be a madhouse again when the fed cuts rates. Million’s of buyers will get off the sidelines, multiple offers above list price, etc. . . But all I see is inventory continuing to build. https://t.co/fxUCzDbkJN
2d: @elonmusk ❌ When valid IDs are NOT required:. . Voting . . ✅ When valid IDs are REQUIRED:. . Driving. Boarding an Airplane. Purchasing a Car. Getting a Car Registration. Renting a Car / Boat / Jet Ski / etc.. Buying Insurance. Buying Train Tickets. Obtaining a Passport. Picking up mail from FedEx,
7h: Glorilla really bout to give us a little bit of everything w these features on her album, rap, r&amp;b, gospel, etc! 😭 https://t.co/GfxsybCqnM
1M: This is really cool. (If you are interested in dogs, animal behavior, dog genetics etc.) As discussed on @joeroganhq with @joerogan https://t.co/uEyMKVEERF
1d: Not fully sure why all the LLMs sound about the same - over-using lists, delving into “multifaceted” issues, over-offering to assist further, about same length responses, etc. Not something I had predicted at first because of many independent companies doing the finetuning.
1h: What on earth!? @united is physically “escorting” all passengers on UA211 out of the airport because it was cancelled (no email, no text, etc.), so apparently we have to exit the secure area and make alternate reservations on our own. . . Unbelievably frustrated and confused. https://t.co/6NlPu7NyPs
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