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Title: Still Today | HD | Comedy | Full movie in english
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Caption: [Music] [Music] [Music] doesn&#39;t it always start with a girl and the guy in a bar but did you ever think hey maybe that&#39;s the wrong girl and maybe that&#39;s the wrong guy actually you know what I think they&#39;re perfect for each other but you can&#39;t hide from who you really are any more than the moon can hide from the Sun I mean think about it if you&#39;re a selfish person you can try and duck behind a cloud or whatever but eventually who you are is going to shine through if you&#39;re an angry person everybody knows an angry person can they hide I don&#39;t think so and if you&#39;re a passionate person that passion is just going to shine all over everybody so maybe all you got to do is just step out of the Shadows you never know who might see you you know what fellas I&#39;m going to tell you what it is okay and it&#39;s going to sound crazy whatever all right but it&#39;s that freaking lunar eclipse tonight you&#39;re saying that Miranda left pet ear stranded at the altar because the moon controls her you know how they say that the moon controls the tides and stuff right well I saw this thing where o controls your emotions or perhaps she&#39;s just a [ __ ] I mean that goes without saying not helping not helping you&#39;re not helping sorry man you know you know what the worst part is it&#39;s it&#39;s the looks you you got everyone that you know your friends and family and they won&#39;t even look you in the eye anymore it&#39;s like you have a disease or something&#39;s wrong with you that&#39;s what I&#39;m talking about that right there that&#39;s what I&#39;m talking about oh listen man I&#39;m just going to say it and I&#39;m I&#39;m sorry sorry I i&#39; I&#39;ve sat on this for so long you can hit me afterwards in fact I want you to hit me afterwards I deserve it slap me BL it out bro I never liked her yes Bingo never liked her yes sir the way that she treats you the way that she talks to you looks down on you contct you condescends you she drags you down and she takes your underpants off and leaves you standing there naked in front of your own mates she&#39;s such garbage man I mean I would even do that to my worst enemy and I hate everybody for the most part Pete you are such a beautiful blue-eyed red deaded woodpecker who used to fly you&#39;re like a shadow of your former self brother she&#39;s all in your back oh my gosh I wish I could just like go somewhere away from everyone with someone who who has no idea who I am hotel room was paid for right tonight by the in-laws yeah it&#39;s paid for so what well come here I want to tell you something real quick uh let&#39;s just got a good idea on man who knows he may have an answer to something okay hotel room okay all right so I&#39;m saying that you should use the hotel yeah that that sounds great how how about this how about I go sit in a hotel room by myself on my honeymoon oh I didn&#39;t say sit nor did I say by yourself I said use it just it no it&#39;s just that this guy that I know right he knows these models he shoots them he&#39;s a photographer sometimes these models get a little bit hard up for cash right and they are willing to do whatever it takes to make End meat let&#39;s say I&#39;ll spend the night and do anything now when you say anything now do you mean exact sex okay we our boy Peter hooker a model how about this how about no hooker for Pete no hooker model tomato Tom model man whatever tomato Tom model that&#39;s play on words that&#39;s that was that was great I&#39;m not talking a bus station scank here my friend no Siri Bob I talking about gorgeous elegant ladies of the night elegant that sounds so good know they&#39;re not cheap either they&#39;re at least um 134 $1,500 15500 yeah that&#39;s great let me let pull out my $1,500 here I don&#39;t have $1,500 are you crazy maybe I am but you know what&#39;s crazier is you standing in this toilet on what is supposed to be the happiest day of your life have a look around does this look like the happiest day of your life no sir it doesn&#39;t no it doesn&#39;t thank you Chucky Pete I&#39;m sorry that she didn&#39;t love you I am you know what we love you and that&#39;s why we&#39;re here we do not want to see you hurt we&#39;re trying to fix things a little bit Pete do it for yourself for you and if you don&#39;t do it for yourself please do it for me I&#39;m begging you okay I have like 650 from the honeymoon that&#39;s there we go now we&#39;re talk now we&#39;re talking we&#39;re moving forward this is what we&#39;re talking about okay great I&#39;ve got $50 so okay 650 plus 50 I 200 in I got yeah yeah eight is that eight um yeah so that&#39;s not exactly where we need to be but we&#39;re definitely moving in the right direction maybe get you a discount check or something Whoa man what have you got a coupon that you&#39;re going to throw in or something maybe your mom&#39;s up for giving him a pop oh that&#39;s my mom might be your mom is your mom telling have you ever had an STD I&#39;m just saying discount go I get it we won&#39;t do discount okay why you it up discount no discount there&#39;s no discount yeah okay no discount guys I appreciate it but uh we&#39;re like what that&#39;s probably $700 short so borring a miracle it&#39;s not going to happen thank you very much we do need a Amica hello hello we could totally sell the tuxes resell them we paid like 200 bucks for them right we we we rented the tuxes we we don&#39;t own the tuxes you have to take that tux back dude where&#39;s your jacket don&#39;t worry don&#39;t worry love mad love all day every day love love yep what I don&#39;t know why I love you but Deuces I no no no no you ain&#39;t going nowhere no no no you&#39;re staying with us today going to turn that FR upside down well that is peculiar that&#39;s how time in it talking about being talking last one in first one out yeah well thank you for bringing that up again no one&#39;s here so sorry oh okay hey Mr Johnson Pete look at you you look terrific hey you you better get in that church so you&#39;re going to miss your own wedding uh yeah I I think it&#39;s it&#39;s probably over oh I got you a present uh it&#39;s just a picture frame says family on it maybe now you should return it and use the money to buy yourself something that you really want I don&#39;t go buying anything crazy okay thank you again you boys behave yourselves all right thank you Mr Johnson what are you doing just well go ahead and open my present great what are you doing I&#39;m looking for something it&#39;s a picture frame um a miracle [Music] present stop it simple so easy like the [Music] bre the ends of the ti the bind [Music] 13 14 $1,500 16 17,800 smackaroonies a uh a lot of money there pet yeah known you for a long time mate you&#39;re having second thoughts I&#39;m I&#39;m I&#39;m yes you are I&#39;m not you&#39;re overthinking it do not think okay nothing Goods comes out of people thinking all right please listen you deserve this you my friend are worth every single red scent of this after what she put you through today today has been awesome I think I&#39;ve even seen you smile a couple of times have you seen him smile I saw plenty of an Amo at least a couple of times just give me the money please no speeches just give me the money there you go that&#39;s a little gift to you from you okay thank you along with phone number from mm moiselle who would love to see you tonight and take care of youres oh my gosh you guys are crazy the number man love no follows if you don&#39;t call the number I will go to the hotel room I will sneak underneath a bed to make sure you go through with it okay the bed breakfast for three I got it that&#39;s right get awkward okay and not for me for you right I got it okay I love you guys I&#39;m leading you aren&#39;t following well we might follow if we don&#39;t see you send I&#39;m trying to tell you oh my gosh okay guys are you guys going to shut up now are you going to shut it we&#39;re following you unless you press oh my gosh I&#39;ll do it right now I&#39;m going to do it right now press oh my gosh the G back bu he back I Touch [Music] Myself hey Mom don&#39;t don&#39;t cry mom no keep crying that&#39;s fine makes me feel awesome thank you come buddy just do it it&#39;s easy just do it I&#39;m want Do It screw [Music] [Music] it doy I&#39;m not good enough for you I&#39;m not good enough [Music] St [Music] [Music] [Music] hang on be right I&#39;m hi hi I&#39;m Heather Heather Ronnie sent me Ronnie Ronnie oh you are Pete right um Pete mhm do you want me to come in um you look really nice thanks you too A T wow so um I just you know want to make sure that that that we&#39;re uh straight on this whole uh money thing it&#39;s $15 00 do you do you normally like get all the money up front or UPF front you I&#39;m sure you&#39;re a trustworthy person and all it&#39;s it&#39;s just that you know if I give you all the money up front then you could just leave whenever you wanted to right look it&#39;s 1500 up front or I can leave so okay that&#39;s all left what did you say huh you said thank goodness I can did your friend Ronnie called me remember mhm and now you act like you can&#39;t wait until I go I mean I I come in here and you&#39;ve got chocolate covered strawberries and Roses all over the room I mean that&#39;s kind of creepy by the way like duffel bag creepy so what do you want me to stay or do you want me to go think maybe you could just like hang out or something for no I truthfully just don&#39;t want to be alone tonight so here&#39;s my offer okay I will give you $700 up front and then $100 for every hour you spent with me you&#39;ll give me 700 right now and then 100 each hour yeah sorry about the RO this and I forgot my duffel bag so you&#39;re going to have to fit in my backpack it&#39;s funny [Music] [Music] I got to go to the [Music] bathroom come on come on come on man um are you okay in there yeah yeah I&#39;m good what is that you say you were here on business uh yeah uh something like that you sure you&#39;re okay in there uh yeah yeah everything&#39;s good you&#39;re good buddy you are good okay your I&#39;m sorry they looks really good no are you hungry you want something to eat you get something to eat let let&#39;s get something to eat okay that be great let&#39;s get something to [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] eat I went to the river took my fishing pole the fence po standing like soldiers in a hi good evening we have the same haircut I&#39;m Wilma and I am here to take your order oh sorry there go thanks tonight&#39;s special is the lunar eggs Clips oh what&#39;s that it&#39;s basically a sunny setup egg on top of a waffle oh so I I get so like the the egg is actually eclipsing the the waffle there&#39;s a ler Clips tonight H yes I get it now yeah that makes I I think I want the special uh with a glass of OJ please I uh would not love the special uh but I would I like some toast uh no butter please but I would like apple butter on the side coffee and uh some grits but just have those uh dry with do you do you want to like write any of this down oh she&#39;s good I got it she has it um okay so I&#39;ll have eggs scrambled no cheese and I don&#39;t know if you can do this but I like my bacon crispy no no limp bacon you don&#39;t need to write this down no I got it she got yeah she&#39;s good I&#39;ll get these mhm and I will get your drinks thank you okay I am uh definitely screwed um she could surprise you though she could surprise me she could yeah well you are very confident with my food here you go if you need anything else Just Call My Name thanks thank you Wilma you&#39;re welcome so no limp bacon huh I don&#39;t like limp bacon yeah okay I like my bacon crispy I want my bacon snap this is horrible isn&#39;t it it sounds horrible yeah so uh uh Heather is that your your real name or is is that like one of those sexy names that they give you if by they you mean my parents then yeah sorry why rose petals on the bed I mean it&#39;s almost as though it was for someone else and that I was just like a backup plan uh what are you doing what I&#39;m just asking you a question uh no you&#39;re interrogating me right does this look crisp to you is that is that crisp to you no it&#39;s not crisp is it you wonder know why it&#39;s not crisp Wilma because you didn&#39;t write it down here&#39;s a little tidbit of information when a customer asks you to write something down write it down Wilma don&#39;t cry M I&#39;m sorry don&#39;t don&#39;t cry don&#39;t well no I I I&#39;ll eat it I&#39;ll eat it that&#39;s fine [Music] you&#39;re are you just go I found out I uh supposed to get married today I&#39;m sorry oh no no no big deal you know she just let me string at the altar all that kind of fun stuff maybe Wilma could tell you why she left yeah she&#39;s probably not a good person at right now I don&#39;t know why I did that as not me I&#39;m no expert but I&#39;m going to say that it had something to do with you being left at the altar you know the craziest thing is is that you just begin to question your whole relationship you know yeah I know did you love her did you love her that&#39;s a pause my friend there are no pauses in love what uh Lifetime movie did you just pick that lineup from come on it&#39;s just today now was supposed to be the happiest day of my life it&#39;s still today does this technically mean are on your honeymoon right now yes does wow it is off to a roaring start I would say yeah it&#39;s the most exciting honeymoon I&#39;ve ever been on Amazing tell you what since you are on this honeymoon with me uh I think it is only fair that you get to pick what we do next really yeah why not right okay think about what you want to do okay and I will be back in just a second okay [Music] H crockpot nice touch thank you thank you I got you something no you didn&#39;t I did I swear you have to close your eyes uh okay STI your hand out a little bit further awesome perfect hold it open your house that&#39;s gross I think that is 1 hour now thank you have you uh put any thought to what you want to do next for this honeymoon might have a little something in mind better in this place it&#39;s better all right all right ladies and gentlemen welcome tonight let&#39;s get this show rolling or should I say bowling no he didn&#39;t he did perfect form oh Magic yes you know this realize what I I really like bowling yeah yeah yeah you know I haven&#39;t done this in forever why uh Miranda she hated it really yeah yeah she said that any game that had the word gutter in it uh must be for Gutter People wow she just she just sounds so delightful who doesn&#39;t like bowling uh Miranda if these are Gutter People then they&#39;re my kind of people you know and who says gutter people uh yeah again that would be Miranda but uh hey looks like I&#39;m your people we&#39;ll see we&#39;ll [Music] see I always go on the couch a burning rage Undercover and I [Music] expained my crushing the [Music] wheel got to learn the rules to break them around [Music] [Music] we&#39;re going to slow things down right about now this song&#39;s for all the lovers it should be right up that alley okay now I get to decide what we do next no I I thought I was making the decisions no you are not making the decisions you told me yeah no the honeymoon power reverts back to me we can revert the power I&#39;m sorry it&#39;s already done there&#39;s nothing we can do about it it&#39;s over but you&#39;re going to love it I don&#39;t know you picked out the diner it was I did not pick out the diner you you chose the Doner no that was all you I thought it was a mutual thing no oh that&#39;s fine I you know I take responsibility for the donor okay fine but this you&#39;re going to love do you trust me give me your hand girl get on uphill okay you know what one of my favorite things about bowling is uh balls the floor shoes the shoes look at them they&#39;re pretty kickass huh they are pretty kickass actually yes you know what we&#39;re going to take these shoes what yeah they&#39;ve got a million pair they&#39;re never going to notice no I&#39;m not going to take the shoes what what do you care you came in Tuck shoes it&#39;s like trading one rental for the next so are you ready to live on the wild side pony boy did you just do an outsider&#39;s reference to me mhm are you going to be a Greaser or a s you know what I&#39;m going to be a greaser yeah you are okay now I&#39;m going to distract him while you go and get my shoes what no no no no no no no that is that&#39;s not part of the bargain yeah I need my shoes those are my favorite shoes please be my hero Pony Boy a whatever don&#39;t call me Pony Boy again please 77 goes in 1 7 s all right hey there hand handsome hey there beautiful how you doing tonight oh good having a good time yeah I saw you over there spraying and you&#39;re really good yeah well uh thank you you know a lot of people don&#39;t notice that but uh I appreciate it when beautiful woman like yourself didn&#39;t notice that uh can I spray one well how about this how about you watch me do it first and then I&#39;ll let you do it here it is all right you ready so you pick the shoe you get the shoe you get you go one two three three know what I&#39;m saying you go right in there lift tongue pow that&#39;s a quick draw hang on you know what I don&#39;t usually let people do this go onhe yeah give it a shot and you hold it and that&#39;s the business end you take this here shoot yeah all right maybe maybe get a little closer all right yeah that&#39;s good okay oh now you&#39;re kind of a liot there don&#39;t spray it in there now you&#39;re just being a jerk okay thanks for uh yeah hey okay your mic all right this thing on do not Thompson Lane six is now open no Thompson no no it&#39;s not no no no yeah give Thompson ma&#39; please you can come on up to the booth just give me my your lane is open there is no I have a song for you I don&#39;t want to hear song How Deep Is Your Love How Deep Is Your I need you to get down y&#39;all been great thank you gtic God bless I need you to get down okay all right thank you for coming he has no clue that we took those that is like amazing you earn every penny of this thank you very much you are welcome very much unfortunately you got to go back in there and apologize to him no I&#39;m not going back in there yeah let&#39;s get back in there I apologize to L okay you have a toaster in your trunk I&#39;ll go give him a toaster I do have a toaster actually you want me to go get it I&#39;m not going back in there oh why what is wrong with you why you sponge me that&#39;s pretty good huh yeah that&#39;s pretty good great oh stop I bruise I&#39;m going hey you want to learn how to fight I sure don&#39;t want to learn how to fight I know please no are you&#39;re like a member of an underground fight club or something like that what wait are you really a member of an underground Fight [Music] Club hey how you doing it&#39;s Sor you got right hang this [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] my God [Applause] [Music] see I told you this place was really nice why are you wearing that ridiculous hat cuz I don&#39;t want anyone to see me so look I&#39;ll wait in before you&#39;re outside you go inside make sure the coast is clear and then come and get me when you&#39;re done all right [Music] okay hello Mr Turner um hi Mr Turner hi hi I didn&#39;t expect to see you here I heard about what happened it&#39;s a little spat yeah we&#39;re we&#39;re working things out well I just talked to Mr keru and he said that it didn&#39;t go well um as a matter of fact he should be on his way here now Mr Ker&#39;s coming here now great that&#39;s good good old dad&#39;s coming I think I better call her no no no she&#39;s here she&#39;s here she&#39;s here K is here yeah she&#39;s just in the the uh uh reception uh Hall she&#39;s there but you to tell no you don&#39;t have to it&#39;s fine it&#39;s it&#39;s good really it&#39;s good you don&#39;t it&#39;s fine listen I I appreciate what you&#39;re doing here we&#39;re kind of working things out together and thank you so much you&#39;re a lovely person love your outfit love your location byebye thank you so much is it as magical as you thought it&#39; be yeah it&#39;s beautiful yeah something else yeah it&#39;s not always that perfect is it it&#39;s not perfect is boring anyway you know no it isn&#39;t boring dancing stop staring Let&#39;s Dance come on dance dance with me it&#39;s totally embarrassing okay tell me it was the theme song from Titanic that was your choice huh clearly clearly [Music] we need to go okay but now before I try a piece of your cake I I&#39;m I&#39;m good thank you very much we can go I oh that good that is delightful all right this is delicious we are taking a couple pieces for the road okay okay one for you thanks take oh can you hold mine I&#39;m going to I&#39;m going to go run to the L okay be right back okay I&#39;ll be holding your cake good cake huh you know I don&#39;t know what you&#39;re doing here and frankly I don&#39;t care but you&#39;re probably thinking you&#39;re going to see Miranda try to get her back that&#39;s not going to happen I told her right from the beginning that you were no good but you know how bullheaded she is some people are meant to fly my Miranda is meant to fly and the sooner you learn that the sooner you can go on with your life but I&#39;ll be damned if I&#39;m going to stand by and watch you pull her down with you in the gutter enjoy that cake I paid for it hi hi hi my name is I bet Chastain I am I am with Walton Estates I&#39;m so sorry that the restroom is temporarily out of service for remodeling remodeling we have this place rented for a wedding tonight well they told me that it was canceled and to go ahead with the work order and I&#39;m so sorry but you know there is a porta potty outside for your convenience I&#39;ve never used a porta potty in my life oh I&#39;m so sorry thank you very much what are we doing here your problem l a dick by way what are we doing here I have an idea go with me hey what the hell are you doing leave me alone crazy I need [Music] you tactic didn&#39;t work okay okay stop stop what are you doing I&#39;m just trying to pee [Music] here I got in my mouth you are like insane like certifiable I am only as good as my accomplice I mean he is going to have to like boil his skin off right I&#39;m feeling [Music] crazy wait hold up who taught you how to sing Hey listen I used to write songs and sing them all the time I mean you&#39;re with a pro here used to right why&#39; you stop oh give you one guess no Miranda I used to have to like practice with my headphones on you&#39;re being too loud Pete God there is not enough porta potties for this family no oh did you miss it singing playing like every day yeah what are you thinking I&#39;m falling on the ground I&#39;m falling I cannot do this yes you can it&#39;s going to be fine I I I&#39;m seriously having to panic ATT right now you&#39;ll be fine you&#39;re going to go up there and I&#39;m going to do like Gangsters Paradise right after you right sure promise no it can&#39;t be that bad yes it can be that [Music] bad that&#39;s called I&#39;m falling on the ground and I just wrote it all right that&#39;s great let&#39;s keep this thing going apparently there&#39;s another brave soul in the room tonight he&#39;s written an original song as well give it up for Mr Pete Turner all right Pete let&#39;s go all right uh since we are uh making up uh songs up here um I&#39;ll make this up whatever [Music] I don&#39;t think that I you nothing at all I don&#39;t think that I told you nothing at all I don&#39;t think that I at [Music] all all right guys you&#39;re in for a rare treat tonight because in our midst is the country&#39;s best female freestyle rapper you know who you are don&#39;t turn away Heather come on up here I&#39;m I&#39;m up here there she [Music] is finish what I say okay you ready here we go one 2 3 4 the other day I was walking down the street saw a pretty girl that I like to me she said hello my name is heo the sun of shiny and I&#39;m loving this weather took the Girl by her said it&#39;s come to under it&#39;s all about laughing and having fun this girl brings it out to everyone yeah it&#39;s good maybe no okay let&#39;s go what here we go I don&#39;t think that IE you second Miranda [Music] okay I don&#39;t think that I owe you at all Miranda I don&#39;t think that I owe you nothing suck Miranda I don&#39;t think that I owe you nothing suck mirand Miranda suck it wo Pete Turner woo take about baby yeah thank you w that was amazing I think we could start our own band how are you feeling you know what I actually feel like I might might be high right now pretty awesome you know and I wanted to seriously thank you for making me do that because I was petrified you&#39;re welcome is that do you it seems like you want to say something else no were you going to say anything else well while we&#39;re thinking of um what to say I&#39;m going to go to the bathroom um you watch my stuff sure okay hey hope everything comes out okay I hate everything about you right now [Music] Jenny it&#39;s cous runny here just checking in an rpt Woody Woodpecker making sure he&#39;s doing all right the poor fell told you he&#39;s armless doesn&#39;t really have it in him so you&#39;re safe you get a little money he feels good about himself win-win situation anyway if you need anything give us a shout bye [Music] you texting are you texting no it was a tele marketer again yeah woo oh my gosh you feel that I I don&#39;t know if it&#39;s the moon or if it&#39;s me or what but I I can tell you I&#39;m one horny bastard right now what I think you should get all your stuff get together should go back to the hotel and just get our freak on that&#39;s what it&#39;s about right come on let&#39;s go grab grab your stuffff don&#39;t wait you&#39;re being so weird hey come on maybe we should you know do what what what like bump uglies like ca others is that what you want to do I mean that is what I&#39;m paying you for right let&#39;s just do it here I mean no one&#39;s around right this is spot I mean look at you baby so hot so sexy we could do a little role play maybe you know maybe you could call me uh big red what could I call you though what would that be how about Jenny it&#39;s it is Jenny right there&#39;s a Jenny Jenny Heather I don&#39;t really remember you were such a jerk I&#39;m I&#39;m a jerk that&#39;s right I&#39;m the jerk right I&#39;m the one taking advantage of someone on their wedding day it&#39;s not your fault though it&#39;s not Ronnie&#39;s fault right it&#39;s it&#39;s my fault uh continue to go ahead and just steal all my money no we didn&#39;t do any stealing There&#39;s No Stealing there Ronnie did this because he loves you I needed money for school and he was going to pay you back he he&#39;s going to pay that Peete the charity Cas we&#39;re going to pay you back we got you covered buddy that&#39;s okay uh don&#39;t worry though cuz Pete won&#39;t do anything right he&#39;s too sweet a guy he doesn&#39;t have it in him Are you seriously upset that I&#39;m not a hooker at least at least with a hooker I know that I&#39;m not going to know her real name we&#39;re not going to be friends and at the end of the night I&#39;m never going to see her again actually you know what doing a pretty damn good job enjoy the eclipse wait wait hey wait up freaking third are you really about to leave me right now I I&#39;m sorry I can&#39;t hear you then why&#39; you just answer me you have your money you can go I&#39;m not going to go you go I&#39;m I&#39;m going how can I go with you there go ahead you can go I&#39;m going you stopped the car I&#39;m not stoping the car oh what&#39;s wrong hey can you just take this money I don&#39;t really feel safe around here oh you don&#39;t feel safe so you give me the money that way I&#39;ll get killed or mugged or whatever so sweet of you that&#39;s great hey also make sure when you don&#39;t feel safe that you keep saying here take the money take the money take the money that&#39;s awesome speaking of take the money there you go thank you very much it&#39;s been a great night actually you know what no why did you come here tonight huh I know Ronnie sent you on some kind of little Rescue Mission or or or something like that but I&#39;m trying to figure out what kind of City sick sadistic person prays on someone else&#39;s emotions you know especially someone they don&#39;t know just just trying to piece that together I don&#39;t know okay I don&#39;t know why I came here tonight I I thought it would be harmless and maybe just a little just a little little what to be fun fun yeah I&#39;m having fun how about you yeah blast a blast okay great yep Pete hey so when you&#39;re not uh crushing men&#39;s souls or hooking uh what do you do for a day job I work at a bank what&#39;s that I work at a bank what oh I I&#39;m just laughing cuz you you do take people&#39;s money for Liv wow as the night goes on you just getting more and more Charming oh oh thank you bank teller stop it what&#39;s that bank teller it&#39;s Jin oh Jen bank teller or Heather bank teller I wait what&#39;s that noise uh I don&#39;t hear anything okay now I do hear something rero [Music] music hello hi hey there sorry uh my name is Pete anyone speak English English anyone nothing okay uh this is is Jenny uh he&#39;s a a liar you know someone doesn&#39;t tell the truth the fiver Shyer a Shyer am I in the mob now you might as well be cuz you lie just like a mobster you don&#39;t even make sense right now but you think they don&#39;t lie in the mob they lie in the mob every day I&#39;ve seen The Godfather it&#39;s in there I yeah I&#39;ve seen it too it&#39;s not about lying well it&#39;s not not about lying so anyone have any jumper cables jumper cables jumper jumper cables oh Gabriela Maria right cover cables does he have the jumper cables jumper cables no no no no no no jump no no uh no Kila b k b she wants to dance with you Kila B no no b no B it&#39;s the birth girl don&#39;t okay all right hey hey all right all right yeah okay yeah good all [Music] right so the door flies open the cook runs out of the kitchen and says uh I think we&#39;re out the [Music] [Laughter] [Music] nacho She&#39;s mine are you her lover no no no no no no no no lover you can have her we fight now oh my tattoo I&#39;m a lover not a fight not her fight okay I oh crap [Applause] okay what are you doing I&#39;m opening the car how you open me hey you we we got to pull the handle at the same time ready 1 two 3 together one 2 3 Mother Lover um do you want me to try if you think you&#39;re sorry please come ow oh crapo door door okay one one two three one two hello no no no [Music] for said nothing [Music] spee foree spee see foree hello okay I don&#39;t see him anymore I think we&#39;re good nice driving by the way thank you pretty good I I I guess I have to say uh thank you for potentially saving my life by punching that guy also well potentially come on I definitely saved your life okay so I owe you or I&#39;m supposed to be like your indentured servant or exactly what I need in my life an entered servant cool but I will let it slide if you can um forgive me for lying to you all right forgive you by the way it&#39;s let me to BR you Jenny right okay turn right here I bet you never thought your day would end up like this when you woke up huh I not probably right about now Miranda and I would hey okay enough with the Miranda it&#39;s time to get her out of your life once and for all you know what do you mean I I think we should just get rid of everything in your life that has to do with Miranda um I don&#39;t think we have anything that has anything to do with Miranda I can think of a few things overhand or under hand you got to make a decision I&#39;m going do over overhand okay okay make sure you lift lift your leg up high high up see what you did there no it&#39;s for distance I just want to make sure it&#39;s going to clear the plate all right you know baseball card nice is that good no all right whatever I like this pattern I can tell you you&#39;re in trouble girl ready one 2 3 [Music] that just happen people happen okay are you ready up top all right here we go my turn okay you pick your poison want that one okay sure this is for you I&#39;m coming at you okay three [Music] two too thin isn&#39;t it something how Sol is is [Music] Holy isn&#39;t something a dark it gets out [Music] here why would a bank teller pretend to be a mistress of the night a hooker a Hoag oh no no Hoag to far is that the line okay I&#39;m sorry Ronnie Ronnie just told me what happened to you and it&#39;s soft spot I gu second of um I don&#39;t say you feel sorry for me I don&#39;t feel sorry for me I mean it sucked right but I don&#39;t know I got to meet you that has been pretty awesome look I want you to keep the money no I&#39;m not going to keep your money yes just just keep the money look I would pay it all over again if I could spend another money with you what was that like oh my gosh is so sappy and horrible and will you just punch me in the face right now please how about that Moon huh Lu at the Moon let&#39;s get this show on the road oh okay okay Rel okay oh my gosh I think your pears in my mouth right now Lorry you know we&#39;ve met before right what M you and Ronnie came through the bank drivethru window you filled up the deposit container with soda and then you sent it back up the tube to me do you remember that yeah that was you huh that was so sorry yeah that was me you guys just drove off laughing I was like who&#39;s this jerk that thinks he&#39;s so funny oh the reason I thought that is because I was so funny no that&#39;s funny that&#39;s comedy gold you have to admit it&#39;s not funny [Music] ni happy any second here [Music] [Music] I cannot believe we missed the eclipse I know I mean this thing comes what once every 50 years and then we miss it really 50 actually I have no idea I totally made that up uh I want to get something to drink you want something yeah give me one of those um wait hang on let let me take a guess you&#39;re probably like what one of those uh passion fruit te girls is that right you spend one night with a girl and you think you know what she wants huh I pretty much got you packed you think so yeah I do actually I think I pretty much got you packed okay well let&#39;s see who knows who best that&#39;s a challenge that you&#39;re going to lose okay we get $5 five just five I buy you something you you buy me something we&#39;ll see what happens all right so this place probably has like you know caviar and Moon&#39;s Farm is that that that&#39;s more your taste right you&#39;re not funny I actually am funny you&#39;re not funny not funny ooh but can you top this huh the awesome insert here looks like another little cat hey little fella oh okay feminine whoa more feminine products yes here you need this maybe thanks what is that over there what what sorry what oh all right now you&#39;re you&#39;re trying to peek so stop no somebody was watching me like a hog okay okay um you first here we go bam Kung Fu DVD cool come on seriously the wrestling match the fiesta right now true true pretty good okay give me mine I don&#39;t know why I&#39;m giving this to you you having second thoughts I am totally having second thoughts is this pretty PR lady the reason I got that for you is cuz I am hot in the bathing suit um I can only imagine that is probably a true statement but apparently I would rather see dance and get laid by you did you just wa little uh I&#39;ll leave it work wow I guess it worked awesome [Music] [Music] the windows swinging and the blinds Ro up the charms are ringing and the leaves blow past clouds of blue and green block my sun the storms are coming load up and run [Music] hey Jenny Jenny Jenny [Music] [Music] Mr Turner Mr Turner hello oh hey Mr Turner hey there&#39;s a young lady here who with you okay okay I&#39;ll send her up thank you oh and one more thing we wanted to ask Sho Sho not stupid not hang on hang on Pete Pete I know that I&#39;m the last person that you want to see right now I just had to do some thinking and I did I needed to clear my head I was so confused can I help you your breakfast Mr Turner on Earth do they let these people wear she looks like she&#39;s straight from the gutter you can go [Music] now oh honey take care of her you a [Music] tip you can&#39;t give that to her what are you doing sorry sometimes my husband is a little generous that should do I&#39;m okay [Music] wow you really did miss me last night didn&#39;t you if I didn&#39;t know any better I&#39;d say you had company you won&#39;t be needing her anymore I talked to Dad and and he said no worries at work he&#39;ll take care of everything and you can go back to work in just a couple of weeks I was thinking maybe we could have a wedding on the beach maybe we could even do it at a resort and then just enjoy a couple of weeks of quiet and Beach and relaxing it&#39;ll be so nice and then when we come home we start our life together for real here so nice see [Music] [Music] and then when we come home we can start our life together for real here Peete [Music] [Music] [Music] hey whoa about time pety been it for about 10 minutes man hey buddy how are you I&#39;m good I like my jacket man oh god oh yeah that hurt worse I thought it was going to hurt oh that was bad I deserve that yeah you did oh it&#39;s bad but I deserve it I really got to learn how to punch more you need to punch from the hip yeah shut up okay I&#39;m sorry man are you crying no you sure ain&#39;t no I&#39;m not crying man listen I just didn&#39;t want you to be alone as all I didn&#39;t mean to hurt you well you know what don&#39;t be she&#39;s like amazing why didn&#39;t you tell we have a cousin like that I don&#39;t she&#39;s not my real cousin you know our family&#39;s just kind of grew up together I call her my cousin Pete I love her ouch oh you are like the bastard of the Year I hope your jaw is like broken in like three places it&#39;s still there though right yeah it&#39;s still there for do you know where she&#39;s at yeah ouch every time I laugh yeah man you&#39;re going to run me over Park you&#39;re you&#39;re not coming with me you&#39;re not coming with me well go back go back to your curb are you going to get there in the car you don&#39;t know where going yet oh yeah that&#39;s right get in the car but I&#39;m dropping you off I&#39;m sorry how are you Mr Miller good you you pause it you have a good one so technically I was kind of thinking that maybe this honeymoon thing is still happening and that hey hang on a second Bud okay the thing is it&#39;s it&#39;s not really fun when you&#39;re doing it by yourself you know hey hang on a second okay that I was just thinking that damn it hey I&#39;m talking I&#39;m trying to have a moment dude can you see this I&#39;m here with this lady we&#39;re trying to do something shut your pie hole or your hor hole or whatever noise you just made I will destroy you with these hands I&#39;ll destroy you sir I&#39;m talking to the lady please shut up I like you I like you and I don&#39;t care if we&#39;re getting coffee or dancing or crashing some random party I I just want to be with you and just kind of hoping that maybe you felt the same way we could keep this honeymoon thing rolling a little bit longer of course woo woo W yeah buddy what do you think of that son you better get out of here castanova get up my ass whoa I&#39;m going to call you okay andile faster in the Swift dark Cur the waves are coming and I see you on the surf the day is raining and the sun has gone now the top was spinning now [Music] [Applause] it&#39;s so now we on the Aging board you hold my hand on down to the we about [Applause] day&#39;ll disgusting oh my God go it&#39;s smelling Red Bull go on son go it&#39;s going down it&#39;s going down ow ow ow sorry I&#39;m sorry please we fight now oh my tattoo fight he said oh my tattoo where do you want to go sweetheart oh you want to go to 17 one don&#39;t you well here you go baby yeah again youum okay yeah okay yeah up up here jump for cables jump for cables and action yeah love is a funny thing Pete hold on I&#39;m sorry I just more cars so uh we&#39;re going to I see you guys in the background love the back oh that&#39;s funny because I just talked to Mr Ken it&#39;s falling on the ground [Music] I always on the couch a burning [Music] rage under cover and done explain my blood falling crushing the wind [Music] you got to learn the rules to break them around [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] bre [Music] [Applause] do [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]
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