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User: [Give me only the actual fundamental news. Please provide it concisely in list format for an English learner. I prefer exact dates of future events instead of "soon" or "upcoming." If there is any big news worth mentioning, tell me. Finally, tell me what $EUR means. Do not tell me about price technical analysis.]
1h: Credit spreads for EUR vs forward hedging cost. . . Earlier in the year despite USA having more attractive yields funds were domesticated for Europeans. . . This was largely a function of fwd hedging costs.. . This took away the attractiveness of higher yields given forward hedging https://t.co/g9fmEPUwJ7
4h: EUR 2.70 for a "biological" cucumber... make a salad. . . Structure: plastic-like. Taste: paper-like. . New objective: bitaxe heated micro greenhouse to grow tasty veggies myself.
9h: $zazu chart is truly a thing of beauty. Community was built over the weekend. Retracement of 60-80% is normal after major pumps. The real show begins now for this new forming cult. . . $Zazu curse will break https://t.co/ZOJgcLrikO
4d: In 25 yrs, 🔻-90% of $EUR value is gone... https://t.co/5iYrHokcun
3d: US dollar threatens bullish revival as economic resilience returns: EUR/USD, USD/JPY, AUD/USD setups. https://t.co/jC3BftNPpJ https://t.co/CrtJfY6H8D
4d: #EUR #HUF https://t.co/ilwEFuUaSO
3d: JACK MALLERS: Get out of dollars. #Bitcoin is the exit door for everyone 🙌 https://t.co/qKQ3JoRxwH
16m: USD: 148.59. EUR: 163.06. GBP: 195.04. AUD:  101.04. NZD:  91.56. CNY:  21.17. CHF: 173.10. CAD: 109.34. BTC: 9,337,042 / ETH: 365,295. Mon Oct 07  00:30 UTC
13h: 🇩🇪 📉 German government revises economic outlook, predicting a 0.2% contraction in 2024.. . Tickers of interest: $EUR $DAX. . Full Story → https://t.co/9vxESK7YcE https://t.co/R5f01OYZTS
11M: When you realise you have to stay in Paris another week with that ZAR/EUR exchange rate. #Springboks 🇿🇦 🏉 #RWC2023 https://t.co/dHQzzRnYFY
14m: Real q: why is the left made of pedophile slaveowners
1d: $EURUSD Weekly Forecast: The major pair broke below the 1.1000 mark, and could extend its slump in the upcoming days.. . Read more ⏭️ https://t.co/tl1eiy5WfP. . #Forex #Currencies https://t.co/016vXTIkbE
5d: If you happen to run into this guy at the Bhutan Innovation Forum 🇧🇹, here are some impressive stats: 19 years in startup funding, 2 billion EUR AUM, &gt;900 companies funded. Significantly helped finance the German startup scene.. . But really, you should ask him about #Bitcoin. 🤯 https://t.co/YEJB9QzPas
4h: G10 Currency Performance Update:. . #USD +0.09%. #EUR -0.02%. #JPY -0.01%. #GBP -0.07%. #AUD -0.03%. #CAD +0.15%. #CHF +0.09%. #SGD +0.17%. #SEK +0.08%. #NOK +0.08%
14h: I have canceled my YouTube Premium subscription. The old price (22,99 EUR) for a family account was already steep… but 33,99… . . YouTube… are you insane? Have you freaking lost it?. . Happy to pay for an ad-free experience… but this is beyond reasonable or sanity even 🖕 https://t.co/DI0lYhPJRa
1d: Da in Bezug auf El Salvador der #IWF gerade wieder Gesprächsthema ist, hier der Verweis auf meinen IWF-Deep Dive im @SoundMoney_pod. . Inklusive Erklärung zu den Sonderziehungsrechten (die Dritte Weltreservewährung nach USD und EUR).. . #Bitcoin. https://t.co/hARxBRcbNB
4d: Global Government Bonds since 2021 (EUR): -17%. But agreed; none of those governments defaulted! 😂 https://t.co/YuFhIH3Qr0
2h: 𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐒 𝐈𝐍-𝐓𝐄𝐑-𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍. . PS2 = Shutdown. Moss = Shutdown . . Hello, the best CB duo in the league. . #BroncosCountry
12h: EURUSD #EURUSD #EUR  Weekly Outlook. . Thread below https://t.co/Gswo7ujslT
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