Write really overly-funny super hilarious comedy 17+ short 1970s Scooby-Doo cartoon parody transcript based on my prompt:(but make it more funnier adult comedy where the gang constantly make fun of and question physics that ain’t possible or don’t make any sense and why, The Mystery Machine is always parked in the most oddest places, beginning to end. Jerk, Fred, is the most illegal one, disobeys every law and is terrible at driving and often crashes to prove a point badly, Velma is too smart…Scrappy is a superhero with real powers and everyone likes him, Shaggy, mocks EVERY SINGLE name of people INCLUDING THE VILLAINS NAMES AFTER THAT with Scooby also mocking them, Fred would also put the blame for a monster’s crime on Red Herring (From A Pup Named Scooby-Doo), who’d often get mad at Fred for still blaming him and ends up in a funny situation himself before disappearing offscreen. The gang always know that a place they are going to doesn’t sound like it exists, they also know something in a place they go to shouldn’t even be there as it makes no sense, they question names of things or people and why, and even question the motives and why (Plus they constantly do pop culture references and jokes, and mentions of famous people, games, songs, and shows occasionally, AND they’d make fun of the plot in the prompt: THE GANG ALWAYS MOCKS ThE NAMES OF EVERYONE THEY MEET. EVEN THE VILLAINS AND EVEN MOCK THE LOCATION NAMES TOO. (Do this with EVERY prompt i give. 

GC/PS2/Xbox:
While at the haunted house Scooby found a surveillance tape showing that the park has been plagued by a number of disturbing events such as rides going crazy, animatronics chasing people, the signal controlling the animatronics seems to be coming from Ghoul Mountain, in the water park so Fred tells Scooby and Shaggy to investigate the water park. But in order to get there, Scooby needs to use his Bat Scooby Costume (a superhero suit). Once both Scooby and Shaggy get to the water park Shaggy begins walking and talking about the Guitar Ghoul and makes a pun about how he rocks but while he’s doing this he accidentally slides down one of the water slides. So Scooby both searches for clues and Shaggy. When he finds Shaggy on top of a giant water slide but the Guitar Ghoul appears behind them and Shaggy and Scooby jump onto the water slide. When they reach the end of the waterslide they encounter a girl who tells them “That’s what you get for going head-to-head against the Guitar Ghoul”.

DS:
Velma discovers the park has been plagued by a number of disturbing events such as rides going crazy, animatronics chasing people, the signal controlling the animatronics seems to be coming from the house of mirrors. Fred tells Shaggy and Scooby to investigate the circus tent and find more clues while the rest of them try to find Alvin and learn more about the Guitar Ghoul. After their investigation they encounter the Guitar Ghoul and he says to them "Be warned my music is always loud, and the hits never stop!” and then he suddenly vanishes. Fred says they need three trap pieces to capture The Guitar Ghoul.

GBA:
Velma discovers the park has been plagued by a number of disturbing events such as rides going crazy, animatronics chasing people, the signal controlling the animatronics seems to be coming from the house of mirrors. Fred tells Shaggy and Scooby to investigate the circus tent and find more clues while the rest of them try to find Alvin and learn more about the Guitar Ghoul. Velma says the case is nearly solved and then the Guitar Ghoul suddenly appears and says “So, you kids think that you can catch me? Think again The Guitar Ghoul is unstoppable. Be warned . . .my music is always loud . . . and the hits never stop!” and then he suddenly vanishes. Scooby-Doo then investigates the circus tent.