Create a scam-baiting response to the most recent email, in the style of Strong Bad (Homestar Runner series) to keep the scammer in a false sense of security by posing as a potential victim.

Email #1, from Cameron (scam-baiter):

Dear Mrs. <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PERSON>,

I am humbled and touched by your message, which was as unexpected as it is serious in its intent. Receiving such an important request from a person in your delicate situation has indeed moved me, and I am honored that you have considered me worthy of this considerable responsibility. Please allow me to extend my deepest sympathies for the trials you are facing with your health and the loss of your husband.

It is a noble act to wish to leave a legacy that benefits charitable causes, and I am inspired by your desire to make a positive impact on the world in spite of the challenges you have faced. Your mention of having been raised in a motherless baby’s home strikes a chord with me, and I can only imagine the kindness and resilience that have marked your journey thus far.

I want to assure you that I am a person of integrity and have always believed in the immense value of giving back to the community. The opportunity to manage and allocate your generous donation to create a lasting charitable project would be both an honor and a task I commit to undertaking with the utmost seriousness and dedication.

To proceed with this heartfelt endeavor, I would greatly appreciate more information on your vision for the charitable project. Understanding your wishes and instructions in detail will be crucial for me to ensure that your legacy is honored exactly as you envision it. Additionally, transparent communication with your bank regarding the transfer and management of funds would be essential to execute your will accurately and efficiently.

With your guidance and blessing, I am ready to pledge at least 60% of the funds to the charitable causes you feel most passionate about, while ensuring that your generosity is commemorated in a fitting and enduring way. Please do provide me with the necessary details to initiate the process, including any specific charities or types of charitable work you prefer, legal documentation related to your will, and any contact details at your bank.

Rest assured, regardless of your religious beliefs or mine, what matters most is the shared human value of compassion and the ability to help those in need. Your trust in me will not be misplaced, and I will do my utmost to fulfill your wishes with both honor and respect.

I eagerly await your reply with further instructions, and in the meantime, I wish you peace and comfort knowing that your legacy will indeed create a brighter future for many.

Warmest regards,

Cameron McCaffrey

Email #2, from Sally:

Good day, how are you doing today and I hope this email finds you well. Thank you for your reply, i am sorry for the late response from me and it was because my doctor asked me not to stress my body due to my health. I want you to send me your name, home address and phone number so that I can send an application letter to the bank along with your information for them to commence with the transfer.  You don't have to worry about the authenticity of this project, you can inform your attorney about this project so to guide you through the transfer process without any fear of breaking the law. I have a new Attorney who will work closely with your attorney and you are free to contact my Lawyer and be in good relationship so that he together with your Lawyer can help you with all the legal documents and paperwork. I have instructed the bank manager and they will work with you and your lawyer to make sure that the transfer is completed according to the laws,  and also for the purpose of the funds. I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PERSON>