Write really overly-funny super hilarious comedy 17+ short Scooby-Doo cartoon parody transcript that always starts with the opening FROM THE FIRST PARAGRAPH SENTENCE (With funny dialogue) moment first, then the gang hearing about it once they reach the area, and then the rest based on my prompt: (but make it more funnier adult comedy where the gang constantly make fun of and question physics that ain’t possible or don’t make any sense and why, Velma is too smart…Scrappy is overly-heroic and thinks he’s a superhero, which they're actually happy with, and appears alot, Shaggy, ALWAYS confused, mocks EVERY SINGLE name of people INCLUDING THE VILLAINS NAMES AFTER THAT with Scooby also mocking them, Fred will always mistake a character for a famous person because of their surname being literally the same as a real life celebrity (Ironically they would have a parody name that sounds like the celeb but punny), forcing the character to correct them angrily, Fred would also put the blame for a monster’s crime on Red Herring (From A Pup Named Scooby-Doo), who’d often get mad at Fred for still blaming him and ends up in a funny situation himself before disappearing offscreen. The gang always know that a place they are going to doesn’t sound like it exists, they also know something in a place they go to shouldn’t even be there as it makes no sense, they question names of things or people and why, and even question the motives and why (Plus they constantly do pop culture references and jokes, and mentions of famous people, games, songs, and shows occasionally, AND they’d make fun of the plot in the prompt: THE GANG ALWAYS MOCKS ThE NAMES OF EVERYONE THEY MEET. EVEN THE VILLAINS AND EVEN MOCK THE LOCATION NAMES TOO. (Do this with EVERY prompt i give. Add the title too)

In the middle of the night, campers sleeping in the safari are awakened by an unearthly sound. Coming out from their tents they are confronted by animals who have become demons. They are chased away from the site and are forced to head into the river.

The gang are taken to the safari on a coach, and meet a very close couple, Henry and Honey Hunsecker. They claim that this is the fourth time they've visited the safari. On arrival, the gang and the couple are taken on a boat ride down the dangerous river with Cap'n Robbie along with another visitor Lloyd Mbuku and his monkey Jacko. Robbie explains that the animals on the preserve are disappearing, not just the endangered ones, Dr. Joan Goodfew, the famous zoologist traveled out to the preserve to investigate. All she found were the animals tags, she also believes that civilization is why they've vanished. Robbie also explained that west of the river, is where jungle demons were spotted. The gang decides to try to figure the mystery behind the animals’ disappearance.

Through his binoculars, Fred spots an animal with an eerie yellow glow over its body. Suddenly, up ahead they realize that they are heading towards a deadly waterfall and the Captain is unable to control the boat. They crash down to the bottom of the river.

The gang awake on one side of the river and come across the rest of the visitors and the Captain, who seem to be fine.

They continue down the river on foot, Daphne reveals to Velma that when she looked inside Mbuku's wallet, she found a police badge. They came across a watering hole, they meet two animals, a zebra and a gorilla. They are surprised by how small the number of animals there are. They decide to camp, but in the night, they are attacked by the glowing animal terrors.

After a scary attack, they find themselves lost, and Robbie is caught reading a map, despite him saying the maps were lost after the rapids. He reveals that it's a map of the side of the river, he kept it secret because he had a claim to a secret uranium field. Mbuku tells everyone that Jacko is missing, and the group realize that Scooby's gone as well.

While they search, Daphne and Velma talk with Mbuku about Daphne finding a police badge inside his wallet. Mbuku admits that he's an undercover policeman pretending to be a t-shirt salesman. Jocko suddenly shows up, but has changed; he is now vicious. Luckily, Velma cures this by giving him some music to listen to, realizing that Jocko was under the influence of the flute music. The gang realizes that the yellow glow is just make-up and he knows where Scooby is..

Following Jocko, the group comes across a seemingly abandoned ship moored on their side of the river. They ran into Dr. Goodfew, who's also curious about the ship. They investigate the ship, where they find the missing animals (including Scooby) in cages and free them. Daphne realizes Henry and Honey are behind this and are poaching, and the couple tries to run away, but the animals catch up to them and block their escape. Velma figured out because the two were a little too affectionate and that they're poachers, who were selling the animals to wealthy people in the states, with interests in exotic pets. Daphne tells them they are hurting the animals. She goes on to explain that she and Velma figured out why there were so many bugs with no animals; bugs were impervious to sound. Velma also adds that Honey activated the flute music using a remote transmitter on Henry's shoulder when she pressed on it (in order to hypnotize the animals, and make them act strange and scary). In the end, the Hunseckers were arrested and (supposedly) locked in one of the animal cages by Lloyd Mbuku.

The group plans to use the boat to reach upriver. Eventually, Fred questions Daphne on how she suspected that the Hunseckers were behind the mystery; Daphne explains that she got suspicious about how they were going on safari for a honeymoon-getaway. Daphne claims that while going on a safari is great for an adventure, it's not the best idea for a romantic getaway. The animals perform for Fred's safari documentary as the gang prepare to leave. Daphne asks Scooby-Doo what they're saying, but his only response is "Scooby-Dooby-Doo!"