Write really overly-funny super hilarious comedy 17+ short 1970s Scooby-Doo cartoon parody transcript based on my prompt:(but make it more funnier adult comedy where the gang constantly make fun of and question physics that ain’t possible or don’t make any sense and why, The Mystery Machine is always parked in the most oddest places, beginning to end. Jerk, Fred, is the most illegal one, disobeys every law and is terrible at driving and often crashes to prove a point badly, Velma is too smart…Scrappy is a superhero with real powers and everyone likes him, Shaggy, mocks EVERY SINGLE name of people INCLUDING THE VILLAINS NAMES AFTER THAT with Scooby also mocking them, Fred would also put the blame for a monster’s crime on Red Herring (From A Pup Named Scooby-Doo), who’d often get mad at Fred for still blaming him and ends up in a funny situation himself before disappearing offscreen. The gang always know that a place they are going to doesn’t sound like it exists, they also know something in a place they go to shouldn’t even be there as it makes no sense, they question names of things or people and why, and even question the motives and why (Plus they constantly do pop culture references and jokes, and mentions of famous people, games, songs, and shows occasionally, AND they’d make fun of the plot in the prompt: THE GANG ALWAYS MOCKS ThE NAMES OF EVERYONE THEY MEET. EVEN THE VILLAINS AND EVEN MOCK THE LOCATION NAMES TOO. (Do this with EVERY prompt i give. 


It's just Shaggy, Scooby and Scrappy from now on in these:

After accepting a job as gym teachers at a finishing school, Scooby, Shaggy, Scrappy train girl-ghouls who have been losing all their volleyball games. Disaster strikes when Revolta, a wicked spider-witch decides to use the Grimwood girl-ghouls for her own evil purposes.


Main characters:

Scooby-Doo
Shaggy Rogers
Scrappy-Doo

Supporting characters:

Matches (only appearance)(no lines)
Miss Grimwood (only appearance)
Winnie Werewolf (only appearance)
Sibella (only appearance)
Elsa Frankenteen (only appearance)
Phantasma (only appearance)
Tanis (only appearance)
Miguel (only appearance)
Tug Roper (only appearance)
Baxter (only appearance)
Jamal Williams (only appearance)
Grunt (only appearance)
Colonel Calloway (only appearance)

Villains:

Revolta (only appearance)
Grim Creeper (only appearance)
Mirror Monster (only appearance)
Well-Dweller (only appearance)

Other characters:

Octopus butler (only appearance)(no lines)
Floating hand (only appearance)(no lines)
Vultures (only appearance)
Two-headed shark (only appearance)(no lines)
Piranha (only appearance)(no lines)
Venus flytrap (only appearance)(no lines)
Legs (only appearance)(no lines)
Papa Werewolf (only appearance)
Count Dracula (only appearance)
Frankenteen Senior (only appearance)
Phantom Father (only appearance)
Mummy Daddy (only appearance)
Alligators (only appearance)(no lines)
Alien girl (only appearance)(no lines)
Alien father (only appearance)(no lines)
Sea creature girl (only appearance)(no lines)
Sea creature father (only appearance)(no lines)
Godzilla's daughter (only appearance)(no lines)
Godzilla (only appearance)(no lines)

Vehicles
Shaggy's van (from the 13 ghosts of Scooby Doo