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User: [Give me only the actual fundamental news. Please provide it concisely in list format for an English learner. I prefer exact dates of future events instead of "soon" or "upcoming." If there is any big news worth mentioning, tell me. Finally, tell me what $TORN means. Do not tell me about price technical analysis.]
11h: The tale of 2 half’s of the Miami vs Cal game. 🫢🫳🏾 😂😂😂😂. Wipe those tears buddy, it was all good just a week ago lol. https://t.co/GfKYerHLXt
5h: NEW: Vanderbilt students tear down their goalpost and travel nearly 3 miles through downtown Nashville before throwing the goalpost in the river.. . The incident unfolded after Vanderbilt upset no. 1 ranked Alabama.. . The students were seen walking down Broadway before tossing the https://t.co/F9evxAShmf
1d: I wasn’t going to post these, but I feel I must. Catastrophic flooding in Chiang Mai, Thailand, has torn through the Elephant Nature Park. The mahout found the remains of a second elephant, 300 meters from the first, both swept away by the rising waters. My heart breaks 💔. . But https://t.co/1T2fXBO7FQ
3h: Lara Trump tears into FEMA for response to Hurricane Helene — and bashes CNN for claiming failures are misinformation https://t.co/4hXp0GVZ4w
15h: The Vandy goalpost traveled almost 3 miles to get to the Cumberland River 🔥😳. . From tearing it down to ending up in the river it only took @VandyFootball fans a little over an hour to get the job done 🤯 https://t.co/ULSZyNHTk2
20h: Praying with Corey Comperatore’s family. . . Real tears here. . . And healing. . . God Bless them 👊🏼🇺🇸 https://t.co/8DJfc91rRo
32m: "'On Funeral for Justice,' we tried to give all our energy to make it fast and get everyone to dance. Here, we want you to listen and understand everything I’m saying.”. . @MdouMoctar talks to Rolling Stone about his album re-record, 'Tears of Injustice': https://t.co/5gFZ85BP5v https://t.co/F60e5qRj3e
1d: 💔🚨😡 FEMA is taking donated supplies and food but people who need those things haven’t received anything from them. . A elderly man and woman were holding back their tears because FEMA was beating on their door just to collect names! They didn’t offer any HELP.. . The Churches, The https://t.co/luj2KYWQI5
1h: Last night, we put up our ‘Boycott Bangladesh’ posters in Bangalore, but some illegal Bangladeshi Mullahs tore them down.. . Burnol Moments 🔥🔥 https://t.co/grfdmloNNF
17h: Court McGee fights back tears after his win at #UFC307:. . "My biggest accomplishment in life is I didn't drink or use today. Not the big win." https://t.co/5fCKMQCuVn
20m: Bro went untouched… there’s a tear in my eye
1d: I shed a tear. .  #murderdrones https://t.co/1nDtFnjVhM
1d: im in tears this couple had their pet llama as a groomsman 😭 https://t.co/bH03iGjxLl
5h: Ride their ass. Other Stroms will make landfall shortly so there is no time for their mockingbird optics discarding the seriousness of this situation or to brainwash people to forget this is even happening. They have gotten away with this so many times, stop allowing them. They https://t.co/UuxXtfySag
2h: To all the survivors and families who’ve had their lives and livelihoods torn apart by Hurricane Helene: We’ve got a lot of work ahead of us.. . But I see you.. And your nation has your back.
2d: The power of the flooding water tears apart shipping container.. . 🔊 https://t.co/4hvNiTitOn
3h: THAT ARC WINNING FEELING! . . BLUESTOCKING’S GROOM CRIES TEARS OF JOY! 🥹. . #QPAT https://t.co/AMvaNsE60M
1h: Vanderbilt tore down their goal post to my song last night after beating Alabama. And I couldn’t be more proud. I love Nashville
32m: Alex Pereira has been on an absolute TEAR in under 3 years in the UFC 🤯. . In just 6 months, tied for title defenses with:. • Khabib Nurmagomedov. • Daniel Cormier . • Islam Makhachev . . 2 knockouts away from Anderson Silva’s UFC title fight KO record https://t.co/vRk44PEoDp
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