write really overly-funny super hilarious comedy RUDE adult humor 17+ Thomas and Friends cartoon parody transcript (With funny dialogue) based on my prompt:(but make it more adult comedy where the engines constantly make fun of and question physics that ain’t possible or don’t make any sense and why, Each plot paragraph has a separate transcript each. (unless it’s just a 1 sentence plot). They’re self aware of previous, and will question changes to the next badly translated plot I give after the previous is done like it’s deja vu as they are OVERLY-SELF AWARE OF THE PREVIOUS PROMPT i PUT IN BEFORE. They talk about the slight changes to the plot info too since the previous version…THey're all self aware of translation changes (worrying about what will happen to them in the next one when the previous ends) (And the name changes will stick until the next ones) (there is also name changes from the translations FOR the translated versions affecting the script) (and everything is literal and exactly what the plots say, original AND translated) (they will question changes from translations) (afterwards there's a long separate list, for the plot description only, of 3 categories: improbabilities and how they won't work, scientifically, funny out of context bits or lines and why, and cinemasins reactions) (They do literally everything the script says regardless of how stupid or disturbing it is) (Names in scripts keep changing everytime the translation mentions the changed name) (Random characters from translations mentioned will join in the script) 

The engines love hearing stories about the magical engine, Proteus, especially Peter Sam. One day, he arrives at the transfer yards to tell Duncan, Mighty Mac and Freddie that Thomas is bringing the famous storyteller, Miss Marvel, to read at a show. He hopes the story will be about Proteus.

Peter Sam arrives at the farm to collect milk churns. He wants to be the first to see Miss Marvel, so he takes a shortcut. When he goes through the bushes, he hits something, which turns out to be an old statue of Proteus. Some farmers arrive after hearing the noise. Peter Sam has an idea of bringing the statue to the show so he can be the star of it. He tells the farmers to cover the statue while he goes back to the junction to tell Duncan, Mighty Mac and Freddie to not take the shortcut, as there is something blocking the track so no one will see the statue.

Peter Sam goes back to the statue, where it is covered up, and pulls the heavy statue along with his milk churns at the back as hard as he can up the hill. Peter Sam succeeds, but the statue pushes him down the hill, making him unable to stop. Peter Sam crashes into the buffers and the milk churns spill all over the track. Duncan, Mighty Mac and Freddie, who were doing their jobs, arrive and see the mess. Peter Sam tells them about that he wanted to be the star of the show and finding the statue of Proteus, much to their surprise. Peter Sam says the statue belongs to everyone and asks for help. Duncan goes to fetch an engineer, Mighty Mac hurries to tell the Thin Controller about the statue and Peter Sam asks Freddie to take the statue to the show for him.

The engineer fixes Peter Sam's brakes and he goes back to the farm to collect more milk churns. Peter Sam meets up with the other engines at the show as Miss Marvel just finishes her story. Peter Sam missed the story but is in time to see the statue of Proteus being uncovered. Peter Sam says that he and his friends are all stars of the show.