Generate a detailed and concise text with a simple straightfoward language focusing on the topics i will give you about actor Anthony LaPaglia . I'm looking for a straightforward and non-flowery style in this article with minimal use of adjectives. Please use simple and easily understandable language throughout the article. Please avoid unnecessary repetition of dates and times in your responses unless they are directly relevant to the context. This is used for a middle part in our script. Cut out intro and outro and jump right into the given facts. Using the information provided, craft a narrative or response that begins with a general statement or an engaging opening sentence: 
1: Starred with Debi Mazar in So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) as a love interest, then again in Empire Records (1995) as a love interest yet again.
2: Anthony LaPaglia as Tony Giardino in So I Married an Axe Murderer. Anthony LaPaglia said that his character "has grand illusions of being Serpico, you know he's ready to fight crime like his hero did. But he's just not competent."
3: He has his date of birth tattooed on his left forearm in Roman Numerals: I XXXI MCMLIX.


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