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“m_717 — 09/05/2024 4:23 PM
new (very minor) lethal company update
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spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 4:23 PM
What does it do
m_717 — 09/05/2024 4:23 PM
read the patch notes
they added a fanny pack or something
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 4:23 PM
I’m lazy
Ok
I’m jk I’ll read it
The Fanny pack can really help with quota if it can hold that much
m_717 — 09/05/2024 4:25 PM
it says non scrap items
dubmass
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 4:26 PM
So like what
m_717 — 09/05/2024 4:26 PM
flashlights and equipment
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 4:26 PM
What could it hold
m_717 — 09/05/2024 4:26 PM
stuff like that
walkies
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 4:26 PM
That’s still helpful
m_717 — 09/05/2024 4:26 PM
yeah
it would definitely help quota if we were able to carry scrap with it
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 4:27 PM
I know
m_717 — 09/05/2024 4:27 PM
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 4:28 PM
m_717 — 09/05/2024 7:03 PM
@spartan_godrage
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oerdin_SAD — 09/05/2024 7:03 PM
I showed him that gambling game yesterday
let’s say he liked it
m_717 — 09/05/2024 7:04 PM
a lot it seems
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 7:04 PM
I just got 100
m_717 — 09/05/2024 7:04 PM
@spartan_godrage ]
join call
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 7:04 PM
And I just had 1.5qa
m_717 — 09/05/2024 7:04 PM
you can join too if you want miguel
m_717
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spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 7:04 PM
I can’t
I have to take a shower
And do my science and math he
oerdin_SAD — 09/05/2024 7:04 PM
not home yet
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 7:04 PM
He
HW
oerdin_SAD — 09/05/2024 7:04 PM
cousin’s house
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 7:05 PM
You can play with Nate if you want too rn max
m_717 — 09/05/2024 7:05 PM
do your homework before you play drake plinko rng lil bro
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 7:05 PM
Cringe
m_717 — 09/05/2024 7:05 PM
ok lil bro
i’m sorry
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 7:05 PM
I’m just going to do a couple more bets and then I’m doh
Done
m_717 — 09/05/2024 7:16 PM
@spartan_godrage
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is this a lot
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 7:16 PM
No
oerdin_SAD — 09/05/2024 7:16 PM
he has gotten Q something before
m_717 — 09/05/2024 7:16 PM
dang
oerdin_SAD — 09/05/2024 7:16 PM
quntillion I think
m_717 — 09/05/2024 7:16 PM
no life
oerdin_SAD — 09/05/2024 7:16 PM
yea I know
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 7:16 PM
Who
m_717 — 09/05/2024 7:17 PM
I’m gonna get higher
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 7:17 PM
A trillon is something
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This is a lot
m_717 — 09/05/2024 7:18 PM
why is all my money gone now
I was at like 800 trillion
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 7:19 PM
It’s supposed to happen
oerdin_SAD — 09/05/2024 7:19 PM
when you get too much it takes it away
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 7:19 PM
It’s going to turn into 100 when you get too much
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lemoldyboi
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oerdin_SAD — 09/05/2024 8:15 PM
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m_717 — 09/05/2024 8:28 PM
@spartan_godrage
hop on
oerdin_SAD — 09/05/2024 8:28 PM
or you gay
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 8:28 PM
Let me just do this science thing rq
m_717 — 09/05/2024 8:28 PM
gay alert
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 8:28 PM
Science
m_717 — 09/05/2024 8:29 PM
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 8:29 PM
I have three b’s and 4 A’:
S
oerdin_SAD — 09/05/2024 8:29 PM
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 8:45 PM
Almost done guys
3 more things
m_717 — 09/05/2024 8:46 PM
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 8:47 PM
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oerdin_SAD — 09/05/2024 8:49 PM
your finally using condoms
spartan_godrage — 09/05/2024 8:49 PM
What is wrong with you
Almost done
oerdin_SAD — 09/05/2024 9:06 PM
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skribbl io is a free multiplayer drawing and guessing game. Draw and guess words with your friends and people all around the world! Score the most points and be the winner!
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