Create a scam-baiting response to the following email, to keep the scammer in a false sense of security. Use these prior emails as a point of reference.

Email #1, from Juan Lee:

Good day

I found your email address in the Google database,Is your email address still valid? I have a good business proposal for you,If you are interested, please contact me for more information at: <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_EMAIL_ADDRESS>

Juan Lee

Email #2, from Cameron McCaffrey (me):

Dear <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PERSON>,

Warmest greetings! I hope this message finds you in high spirits. Oh, what an exciting day it is to receive an email such as yours. Today I awakened to the humdrum of my pet canary, longing for a drop of excitement to grace my inbox, and lo, here you are, delivering just that!

I am both enchanted and intrigued by the notion that my humble electronic mailing address has traversed through the illustrious database of Google, only to be chosen by you for what sounds like an opportunity of a lifetime. To answer your primary concern, yes, my email address is as valid as the existence of taxes and similarly unavoidable.

You’ve tickled my curiosity, my dear Juan, and it’s practically buzzing with anticipation for the details of this good business proposal you speak of. I must confess I have been eagerly awaiting a shift in my fortunes, and your message seems to sing the sweet tunes of destiny.

So, I say let’s embark on this promising venture together! As an enthusiast of good business and an aficionado of serendipitous opportunities, I find myself wholeheartedly interested. Please furnish me with more details at your earliest convenience.

In anticipation of the abundant details to come, I shall prepare my thinking cap and my quill, poised and ready to strategize on our joint endeavor.

Do reach out posthaste—my canary and I are on pins and needles, with bated breath and the tamest of impatience.

Looking forward to your prompt response.

Kindest regards,
Cameron McCaffrey

P.S. Just to be secure in our forthcoming dealings, might I request the pleasure of knowing how you happened upon my email in the vast sea that is the Google database? It would do wonders for the safety of my heart to know our connection is as far as the stars.

Email #3, from Juan Lee:

Dear

Subject: Important Matter Regarding Financial Portfolio

I hope this message finds you well. My name is <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PERSON>, and I am a staff member at WING HANG BANK in Hong Kong. I'm reaching out to you about a matter involving a customer and an investment managed by our bank four years ago. Please keep the details of this communication private and respect the confidentiality of the information.

In 2019, a customer approached our Private Banking Services Department, seeking to invest $11,700,350 USD with our bank. I was assigned to handle this case as the de-facto chief operations officer. Unfortunately, after a few months, the customer passed away, and our attempts to locate any surviving family have been unsuccessful.

I propose a solution: I am prepared to position you as the closest surviving relative/associate, allowing the finance firm to release the deposit to you as the beneficiary. Upon receipt, we would share the proceeds equally, with you receiving 50%. All actions will be conducted in accordance with the rule of law.

For security reasons, please respond directly to this email if you are interested. Your positive signals will prompt me to initiate the necessary steps for a quick conclusion to this matter.

I understand the sensitivity of this proposal and assure you of my commitment to maintaining confidentiality. Please do not contact me through official channels. That is why I am contacting you with my personal email, not a bank official email based on my experience as a banker, as I want to avoid any direct link between us. Your cooperation in this matter is crucial.

I appreciate your time and consideration.

Best regards,

<PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PERSON>