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Assistant: Title: Front Row
        Author: MissKtLu MissKtLu 
        Chapter: 3/3 
        Summary: Penelope Featherington just wanted a night off from writing steamy books about fictional men. Instead, she got dragged to a Matt Rife comedy show, plucked out of the front row, and labeled “Ariel with t@ts built by the gods.”Now the whole internet knows she writes sm@t for a living… and that Colin Bridgerton—her longtime best friend—is suddenly very, very interested in how much of it might be based on him.Between the tequila, the live-streamed innuendos, and a kiss that nearly set the stage on fire, things get out of hand fast.And after the show? Even faster.“This is no longer comedy. It’s foreplay.”
        Contents: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Sm@t, Shots & Scandalous Siblings
    

    

        
          
          
            The third installment turns up the heat—on stage and off—as Penelope takes center stage in more ways than one. What starts as playful banter spirals into unexpected revelations, outrageous family commentary, and a spotlight Penelope can’t quite escape. With tensions rising and tequila flowing, this chapter delivers sharp wit, simmering chemistry, and the kind of chaos only this group can unleash.
          
        

  

  
  
    
    The tequila had absolutely no business being that strong.Penelope had taken exactly one mouthful—just one—when the burn behind her ribs eased into something warm and reckless. Her brain, already short-circuiting from Matt Rife’s relentless commentary, now hummed like a live wire.“You’re welcome,” Eloise whispered beside her, smug as ever.Matt caught the movement, eyes sharp. “Oh, we’re passing flasks now? I knew this crowd was feral.”Penelope froze mid-swallow.Matt leaned into the mic. “Don’t tell me it was you, Red.”The spotlight bounced off her hair like a beacon. Colin visibly flinched as all eyes landed back on her.Matt’s grin widened. “Of course it was. There’s no way a woman who looks like that needs social lubrication unless she’s planning to destroy someone. Or herself. Either way, I support it.”Laughter rolled through the theater like thunder.“She looks like she edits lingerie catalogues by day and seduces married billionaires by night,” he added. “Like, what is this neckline? Am I being punked?”Penelope’s fitted top was unforgiving and intentional. Tequila loosened her posture enough to cross her legs slowly—consciously—and the neckline dipped just a little further.Colin’s hand tightened on his thigh.Matt tilted his head. “Okay, serious question—what do you do? You’re not an accountant, right? You’d bankrupt entire industries with a cleavage memo.”The audience cracked up. Penelope gave a diplomatic smile.Then she said, deadpan: “I write.”“Of course you do,” Matt sighed. “Beautiful and poetic. Lemme guess. Romance?”Beside her, Colin stiffened.Penelope’s pause was loaded. “Close.”Matt caught it instantly. “What does that mean?”Eloise whispered, “Don’t do it.”Hyacinth shouted, “DO IT.”Penelope lifted her chin. “Erotica.”Silence. Glorious. Deafening. Then—Chaos.Francesca did a spit-take. Anthony choked. Kate whispered, “That explains everything.” Gregory looked like he had entered a parallel universe. Eloise slowly slid her flask under the seat.Matt stumbled back, mouth wide open. “I knew it. This woman walks in here looking like a librarian from an adult film and you’re telling me she actually writes sm@t?”“Professionally,” Penelope added, sweetly.The audience screamed.Matt fanned himself with a program. “You are a national emergency. Like, how are we not evacuating the building right now?”Colin had yet to blink.Hyacinth wasn’t done. “Ask her what her first published scene was based on.”Penelope’s cheeks flamed. She didn’t answer.But Matt was on it. “No, no, no—you don’t just drop that and go coy on me. Did you base it on a fantasy? A real event?”Colin opened his mouth.Hyacinth shouted, “She based it on him!”Penelope gasped. “HYACINTH!”Matt clutched his chest. “Wait. The man beside you? The one looking like he might combust from sheer nipple proximity?”She groaned. “Chapter five.”Matt blinked. “What happens in chapter five?”Colin whispered, “Desk s@x.”Matt collapsed. “Stop. I am physically unwell.”Benedict shouted, “There’s a chair involved! And a pen cap!”Matt turned to Colin. “You inspired a desk scene? Sir. Sir. Why are you not married to her?”Colin managed, “I didn’t know.”“You do now!”The audience was gasping with laughter.Penelope was melting into her chair.Colin’s hands were visibly shaking on his thighs.Matt smirked. “I bet she described your d@ck, too.”Anthony growled. Kate elbowed him.Matt raised an eyebrow. “She describe it accurately, Colin? You packin’?”Colin’s voice came low, deadly serious: “She undersold it.”Pandemonium.Penelope dropped her head onto the table.Matt’s jaw dropped. “Okay, now I need a copy. Everyone needs a copy.”Hyacinth waved a copy of the book from her purse.“Hyacinth!” Penelope shrieked.“What?” she said. “It’s good. Especially chapter nine. And the prologue. And the bonus epilogue with the blindfold—”Francesca tackled her for the book. Gregory dove into the mix.Matt turned to the audience. “This entire family is insane and I would die for them.”He held up a hand. “Quick show of hands—how many of you also didn’t know the hottest woman in London was a full-time sm@t dealer?”Most of the audience raised their hands.Matt nodded. “Justice for Colin, then.”And then, dead serious: “But also? If you’re single, Penelope, I will fight that man. Right here. On stage. Shirtless. Name the weapon.”Hyacinth: “She dated Alfie the Vegan!”The mood shifted.Matt blinked. “There was a vegan ex?”Penelope groaned. “Why are we talking about him?”Hyacinth: “Because he once said her chest was too intimidating.”Matt clutched his chest. “That’s not a man. That’s a disappointment.”Anthony added darkly, “He thought meat was murder but never apologised for his existence.”Kate: “His idea of foreplay was holding her hand and talking about oat milk.”Matt turned to Penelope. “I’m sorry. You wrote award-winning erotica and were dating a man who probably asked for consent to cuddle.”“I was going through a phase!”Hyacinth added, “He once asked if babies had to breastfeed. Said he didn’t believe in ‘infant dependency culture.’”Matt stared. “That’s not a red flag, that’s a crimson billboard.”Eloise, dry as dust: “Honestly, she could nurse a small village. And look d@mn good doing it.”Matt spun to the crowd. “Ladies and gentlemen, this woman should have a statue. Or a fountain. Or at least a podium.”Penelope was laughing so hard she wheezed. And every time she laughed, Colin noticed. Her br@@sts moved with gravity-defying conviction, and Colin was only human.Matt nodded, mock solemn. “Alfie didn’t deserve those. Or her. Or carbs.”Colin leaned over to Penelope, whispering low: “You were never too much. He was just not enough.”Penelope blinked—tequila-fogged, but suddenly very, very clear.Matt raised an eyebrow. “Nothing to say to that, Bridgerton?”Before Colin could open his mouth, Benedict leaned forward and announced to the room: “He wrote poetry about them. I have receipts.”Colin looked like he might die on the spot.Hyacinth leapt to her feet. “READ ONE!”Colin hissed, “Benedict, I swear to—”“‘They rise like hymnals,’” Benedict quoted, smirking. “‘Twin testaments to glory and gravity.’”The audience howled.Matt dropped the mic. “I’m DONE.”Penelope was crying with laughter, face buried in her hands.Colin muttered, “I’m moving to the Alps.”But he was smiling.And everyone saw it.'
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