write really overly-funny super hilarious comedy 17+ Thomas and Friends cartoon parody transcript (With funny dialogue) based on my prompt:(but make it more adult comedy where the engines constantly make fun of and question physics that ain’t possible or don’t make any sense and why, Each plot paragraph has a separate transcript each. (unless it’s just a 1 sentence plot). They’re self aware of previous, and will question changes to the next badly translated plot I give after the previous is done like it’s deja vu as they are OVERLY-SELF AWARE OF THE PREVIOUS PROMPT i PUT IN BEFORE. They talk about the slight changes to the plot info too since the previous version…THey're all self aware of translation changes (worrying about what will happen to them in the next one when the previous ends) (And the name changes will stick until the next ones) (there is also name changes from the translations FOR the translated versions affecting the script) (and everything is literal and exactly what the plots say, original AND translated) (they will question changes from translations) (afterwards there's a long separate list, for the plot description only, of 3 categories: improbabilities, funny out of context bits or lines and why, and cinemasins reactions) 

GORDON IS WAITING FOR STANLEY AT KNAPFORD STATION TO COLLECT HIS PASSENGERS FOR HIM TO TAKE TO BRENDAM DOCKS, BUT HE IS RUNNING LATE. STANLEY SOON ARRIVES AND APOLOGISES FOR BEING LATE, HAVING TAKEN A SHORTCUT BUT GOT LOST, TO GORDON'S ANNOYANCE. THE FAT CONTROLLER THEN ANNOUNCES THAT SOME VIPS AND A GROUP OF WORKMEN ARE WAITING AT GREAT WATERTON AND THAT WHOEVER GETS THERE FIRST WILL TAKE THE VIPS. DETERMINED TO BEAT STANLEY AT GREAT WATERTON, GORDON DROPS OFF HIS PASSENGERS AND TRIES TO TAKE A SHORTCUT TO BEAT STANLEY THERE.

GORDON'S ATTEMPT AT A SHORTCUT LEADS TO HIM MEETING DUCK AT A WASHDOWN. DUCK OFFERS HIM ADVICE ON DIRECTIONS, BUT GORDON TURNS DOWN HIS HELP BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT HE KNOWS THE ISLAND ENOUGH. HE SOON SEES A BRIDGE WHICH HE BELIEVES TO BE THE BRIDGE FROM GREAT WATERTON, BUT HE INSTEAD ENDS UP IN A REPAIR YARD, WHERE HE SEES OLIVER AND TOAD. THEY TOO OFFER HIM HELP, BUT HE AGAIN DECLINES IT. GORDON STARTS GETTING MORE AND MORE WORRIED AS HIS SHORTCUT KEEPS GETTING HIM NOWHERE WHEN HE SEES ANOTHER BRIDGE, BUT IT IS NOT THE GREAT WATERTON BRIDGE EITHER; IT IS THE LOGGING STATION'S SHUNTING YARD.

AFTER HEARING STANLEY'S WHISTLE FROM THE TRACK BELOW, GORDON ATTEMPTS TO CATCH UP TO HIM. UNFORTUNATELY, HE INSTEAD ENDS UP BANGING INTO BEN'S LOG TRUCK, SPILLING LOGS ONTO STANLEY'S LINE, AND HE REALISES THAT TRYING TO TAKE A SHORTCUT HAD NOT BEEN SUCH A GOOD IDEA AFTER ALL. GORDON KNOWS HE MUST STOP STANLEY FROM HITTING THE LOGS, SO HE ASKS FOR ADVICE FROM BEN ON HOW TO GET DOWN TO STANLEY'S LINE. BEN OFFERS HIM SOME DIRECTIONS, BUT GORDON SOON COMES TO A FORK IN THE TRACK WHEN OLIVER AND TOAD TURN UP AND THEY TELL HIM TO TAKE THE LEFT TRACK. HE SOON COMES TO ANOTHER FORK, BUT IS ABLE TO GET ADVICE FROM DUCK WHO TELLS HIM TO TAKE THE TRACK ON THE RIGHT. GORDON SOON SEES THE LOGS AND MANAGES TO STOP STANLEY JUST IN TIME. THE TWO OF THEM GO TO GREAT WATERTON, AND AS A SIGN OF FRIENDSHIP, GORDON ALLOWS STANLEY TO TAKE THE VIPS.