Write really overly-funny super hilarious comedy 17+ short Scooby-Doo cartoon parody transcript (written like a story book) that always starts with the villain moment first, then the gang hearing about it once they reach the area, and then the rest based on my prompt: (but make it more funnier adult comedy where the gang constantly make fun of and question physics that ain’t possible or don’t make any sense and why, they always mistake some character for a famous person because of their surname being literally the same as a real life celebrity, forcing the character to correct them angrily, Shaggy is often the one who would mishear a location name, leading to someone correcting him angrily and why, Velma is often rudely interrupted by the gang insulting her when she says something too scientifically smart, they always know that a place they are going to doesn’t sound like it exists, they also know something in a place they go to shouldn’t even be there as it makes no sense, they question names of things or people and why, and even question the motives and why (Plus they constantly do pop culture references and jokes, and mentions of famous people, games, songs, and shows occasionally in the prompt: Also, Velma is too smart, Shaggy is the dumbest and hungriest, Fred is always the one thinking a guy they encounter is a celebrity due to the surname being the same, Daphne is a sarcastic one, Scrappy is overly-heroic and thinks he's a superhero, and Scooby being Shaggy's best pal, never disagrees with him, always sticks up for Shaggy when he's insulted by Fred with verbal abuse and protects him from any villain that questions his dumbness (which always happens whenever Shaggy's dumbness comes out of his mouth). from start, middle and end of script). Scooby also hates when people correct Shaggy. 

After Shaggy, Scooby, and Daphne fall through a hole in the floor, they grab the wooden board debris. Then, Velma and Scrappy come to the rescue and pull them up. Soon, the gang find a room filled with painted portraits of the Presidents. They had been removed from their frames and replaced with the ones with the eye-holes upstairs. When Shaggy finds the portrait of Abraham Lincoln, Scooby briefly imitates him, but Lincoln's ghost appears and chases the gang away. After the gang gets back up to the White House ground floor, they decide it's time to wrap up the mystery. After getting the President, his wife, the Ambassador and his wife, and Mr. and Mrs. Bullhorn, the gang concluded that whoever was dressing up as the ghosts was trying to steal the real Presidents' portraits and make off with them. They knew it had to be someone who had access to all of the rooms in the White House, Marilyn Maxie.

But the mystery wasn't over yet. Suddenly, Washington's ghost reappears and steals a brass eagle from the President's room. The eagle fits on a flag pole, which opens the secret hiding place of the NASA computers. Washington goes through the passage and comes out stealing a computer tape. The gang chases him up to the roof. The ghost trips and drops the tape, causing it to unravel. With no time to lose, he quickly picks it back up and boards a helicopter where Lincoln's ghost is waiting for him. The two ghosts take off, but leave some of the computer tape caught dangling out the door. Shaggy and Scooby get caught on the helicopter, so Scrappy, the President, Daphne and Velma all take another chopper to chase the ghosts. Scooby starts to slip off, so he grabs onto the dangling computer tape, causing it to wrap around the Washington Monument and crash the helicopter.

The ghosts retrieve the tape and continue to run off with it. Scrappy, the President, Daphne, and Velma land their helicopter and pursue them on foot. Jessica and her cameraman follow the action as the gang chases after the ghosts. Suddenly, Mumsy-Doo and Dada-Doo fly over them in another helicopter. Mumsy-Doo tries to drop Scooby's galoshes to him, but they land on Lincoln and Washington's heads, making them fall into the water. The ghosts were unmasked as the ambassador and his wife, who were spies trying to steal secrets about the American space program. The two criminals are arrested, Marilyn Maxie is cleared of suspicion, and Scooby's parents start dancing with Senator Bullhorn and his wife. The President shows his appreciation for the gang solving the mystery by giving them a banquet, and Shaggy and Scooby waste no time getting started on the food.