Create a humorous scam-baiting response, in the style of Strong Bad from the Homestar Runner series, to the most recent email, to keep the scammer in a false sense of security.

Email #1, from Brent:

nited States Customs And Border Protection
Buffalo Sector Headquarters # 231 Grand Island Blvd, Tonawanda, New York 14150, U.S.A.
Regular email: <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_EMAIL_ADDRESS>
For inquiry: <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_EMAIL_ADDRESS>
Contact number#: <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PHONE_NUMBER>

Dear Valued Customer Cameron McCaffrey

     IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF YOUR $4,500,000.00 UNITED STATE DOLLARS ONLY
                               REF: FILE NO,XDKOFXXLTN.

You are welcome to United States Customs And Border Protection. We are pleased to be at your service.

Your email is well understood, you are to make the payment using the detail below.

Sender Name: Malcolm ECasey
Receiver Address: 240 Fisherdale Dr Tennessee 38329 USA
Amount: $250

kindly send us the payment slip as soon as the payment is completed

Please feel free to Text or call us immediately if there is any question needed to be ask, Text or Call at <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PHONE_NUMBER>

Thanks for your cooperation, Our Priority is your satisfaction and your favorable and timely response will be very much appreciated, I await your prompt response, thanks and remain blessed.

Sincerely

Brent Cagle
Regular email: <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_EMAIL_ADDRESS>
For inquiry: <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_EMAIL_ADDRESS>
Contact number#: <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PHONE_NUMBER>
United States Customs And Border Protection
Buffalo Sector Headquarters # 231 Grand Island Blvd, Tonawanda, New York 14150, U.S.A.

Email #2, from Cameron:

Dear Mr. <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PERSON>,

Thank you for the prompt communication from the United States Customs And Border Protection. I am both humbled and excited by the prospect of the immediate release of the funds specified in the reference file. It is truly a service of great value, and I express my deepest gratitude for your attention to my case.

I am committed to ensuring a smooth and compliant process, and as such, I am prepared to fulfill the requirements as detailed for the payment. However, as is customary in transactions of this nature and magnitude, I would appreciate some additional verification details to maintain the integrity of the process and to ensure adherence to all necessary protocols.

Before I proceed with the transfer of the $250 to the indicated receiver at the provided address, I kindly request the following:

1. An official letter or document on United States Customs And Border Protection letterhead that includes the file reference NO, XDKOFXXLTN, and the justification for the payment request, as well as the step-by-step process following the payment.

2. Verification of the identity of the payment receiver, Malcolm ECasey, and clarity on their affiliation with the U.S. Customs – particularly how they will be processing the payment to ensure the funds are handled appropriately.

3. Since I value compliance with all regulations, particularly those involving international monetary transactions, a brief overview of how this payment aligns with the legal standards for Anti-Money Laundering and Counter-Terrorism Financing would be beneficial.

4. Given the significant nature of the funds to be released, I am sure you understand the necessity of a tracking number or reference for the payment that will be made. This is to ensure that there is a clear audit trail and record associated with our transaction.

Please forgive my insistence on a meticulous procedure; it is simply a reflection of my respect for the laws and regulations that govern such important matters.

Once I have received the aforementioned documents and clarifications, I will promptly proceed to make the payment to the address specified and share with you the relevant confirmation as requested.

I trust that this careful approach embodies our shared commitment to duty and excellence, and look forward to your timely assistance in providing the required information.

Warm regards and appreciation for your service,

Cameron McCaffrey
cmccaff1@fau.edu

Email #3, from Brent:

 nited States Customs And Border Protection
Buffalo Sector Headquarters # 231 Grand Island Blvd, Tonawanda, New York 14150, U.S.A.
Regular email: <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_EMAIL_ADDRESS>
For inquiry: <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_EMAIL_ADDRESS>
Contact number#: <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PHONE_NUMBER>

Dear Valued Customer Cameron McCaffrey

     IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF YOUR $4,500,000.00 UNITED STATE DOLLARS ONLY
                               REF: FILE NO,XDKOFXXLTN.

You are welcome to United States Customs And Border Protection. We are pleased to be at your service.

Your email is well understood, you are to make the payment using the detail below.

Your email is well understood and I can not blame you for asking questions, the name given is our personal cashier that takes care of all payments regarding any transaction. blow documents attached are few document that are attached to your fund i hope with this you will have 70 to 80 percent of trust in us to proceed with this transaction. if you are not able to view or download this documents kindly send us your current phone number where we can be able to send this documents to your phone through text message to enable you view them properly

we are patiently awaiting your response with the payment slip of the required $250.