Rewrite this discord convo as if it were set in ancient biblical times, keep the original format

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oerdin_SAD — 04/03/2024 8:09 AM
Guys
@everyone
Find an anime waifu/girl for marcello profile 
M_717 — 04/03/2024 8:10 AM
use the sonic feet picture
leet — 04/03/2024 8:10 AM
Good idea
M_717 — 04/03/2024 8:10 AM
oh 😔
oerdin_SAD — 04/03/2024 8:10 AM
Too easy
leet — 04/03/2024 8:10 AM
Sonic feet is too bland
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How about this
oerdin_SAD — 04/03/2024 8:12 AM
That’s good
I’ll try to find something too
leet — 04/03/2024 8:12 AM
Or this one
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M_717 — 04/03/2024 8:13 AM
don't look on the gifs they're the most vile depraved things I've ever seen
wait
leet — 04/03/2024 8:13 AM
Okie dokie
M_717 — 04/03/2024 8:13 AM
you know when Marcello changed his pfp to an anime girl like a month ago
use that one
oerdin_SAD — 04/03/2024 8:13 AM
I found a good one
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leet — 04/03/2024 8:13 AM
Idk
M_717 — 04/03/2024 8:14 AM
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leet — 04/03/2024 8:14 AM
I kinda like the one i posted because it has like emojis and screen fx
M_717 — 04/03/2024 8:14 AM
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oerdin_SAD — 04/03/2024 8:14 AM
That’s one good
M_717 — 04/03/2024 8:15 AM
what is this conversation 💀
leet — 04/03/2024 8:15 AM
The black bar covers up too much of the face
We’re selecting a pfp for marcello
Tryna be as non biased as possible
M_717 — 04/03/2024 8:17 AM
okok
leet — 04/03/2024 8:17 AM
I think mine is the best
oerdin_SAD — 04/03/2024 8:18 AM
I think your second is the best
leet — 04/03/2024 8:18 AM
Thats what i meant
M_717 — 04/03/2024 8:18 AM
does this cover too much of the face?
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leet — 04/03/2024 8:18 AM
Yes
M_717 — 04/03/2024 8:18 AM
oh
leet — 04/03/2024 8:19 AM
@Spartan_godrage
We have decided your fate
Due to many failed attempts on pulling an all nighter,
Spartan_godrage — 04/03/2024 8:20 AM
Can we do this one?
leet — 04/03/2024 8:20 AM
For the rest of april
⁠Marcello Garcia Bernales⁠
This is your pfp
Spartan_godrage — 04/03/2024 8:20 AM
Ok
leet — 04/03/2024 8:21 AM
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Not that one
Spartan_godrage — 04/03/2024 8:21 AM
No
leet — 04/03/2024 8:21 AM
This one
Spartan_godrage — 04/03/2024 8:21 AM
Why is it still not April 1st?
leet — 04/03/2024 8:21 AM
Change it
Spartan_godrage — 04/03/2024 8:21 AM
Why can’t we do max
M_717 — 04/03/2024 8:21 AM
what?
leet — 04/03/2024 8:21 AM
Change it marcello
oerdin_SAD — 04/03/2024 8:22 AM
Because we have decided it this one
Spartan_godrage — 04/03/2024 8:23 AM
Guys did you just realize it’s now suddenly may 1st?
leet — 04/03/2024 8:23 AM
W
Spartan_godrage — 04/03/2024 8:23 AM
Time flies fast!
oerdin_SAD — 04/03/2024 8:23 AM
Man of his word
leet — 04/03/2024 8:24 AM
For the rest of April
This is marcellos pfp
Spartan_godrage — 04/03/2024 8:24 AM
Even for my birthday
oerdin_SAD — 04/03/2024 8:24 AM
Yes
leet — 04/03/2024 8:24 AM
Yes
M_717 — 04/03/2024 8:24 AM
Spartan_godrage — 04/03/2024 8:25 AM
M_717 — 04/03/2024 8:25 AM
Spartan_godrage — 04/03/2024 8:25 AM
What the hell
leet — 04/03/2024 8:25 AM
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IF MARCELLO IS TO CHANGE HIS PFP BEFORE THE END OF APRIL
HE WILL BE TEMPORARILY KICKED FROM THE GC
oerdin_SAD — 04/03/2024 8:28 AM
And any dms he sends us have to responded with
“White ass”
leet — 04/03/2024 8:28 AM
👍
Spartan_godrage — 04/03/2024 8:30 AM
Wait what you never mentioned that until now
oerdin_SAD — 04/03/2024 8:30 AM
Mentioned what?
leet — 04/03/2024 8:30 AM
The white ass part is only if you take off the pfp before the end of april
M_717 — 04/03/2024 8:31 AM
he should also change his bio to something embarassing
leet — 04/03/2024 8:31 AM
Now now
M_717 — 04/03/2024 8:31 AM
leet — 04/03/2024 8:31 AM
We have done enough
M_717 — 04/03/2024 8:31 AM
leet — 04/03/2024 8:31 AM
We’ll save that concept for a later date
M_717 — 04/03/2024 8:31 AM
sorry ill stop 
Spartan_godrage — 04/03/2024 8:32 AM
You guys are whipping me like a slave with these punishments
leet — 04/03/2024 8:32 AM
Wow
Calm down marcello
oerdin_SAD — 04/03/2024 8:32 AM
Who this pretty girl in the gc?
M_717 — 04/03/2024 8:32 AM
1800s ahh analogy
oerdin_SAD — 04/03/2024 8:32 AM
You mean Marcella
leet — 04/03/2024 8:32 AM
Being racist wasnt a part of the punishment
M_717 — 04/03/2024 8:32 AM
Spartan_godrage — 04/03/2024 8:32 AM
Is my name being changed to Marcella now
You guys can’t do the is"