Rewrite this but set in Neon Genesis Evangelion, keep the original format.

"m_717 — 03/02/2024 9:52 AM
do you wanna watch me play a game
it's kinda like doom
Spartan_godrage — 03/02/2024 9:54 AM
I can’t
I’m going to Julian
m_717 — 03/02/2024 9:54 AM
oh
Spartan_godrage — 03/02/2024 9:56 AM
Can guy come
m_717 — 03/02/2024 9:56 AM
what?
Spartan_godrage — 03/02/2024 9:56 AM
Would you like to come with me to Julian if your not busy
m_717 — 03/02/2024 9:56 AM
I can't
Spartan_godrage — 03/02/2024 9:56 AM
Ok
m_717 — 03/02/2024 9:57 AM
btw my parents barely know who you are
no offense
Spartan_godrage — 03/02/2024 9:57 AM
Oh yeah your right
m_717 — 03/02/2024 9:57 AM
a fortnite live event is happening today
11 am
you'll miss it 😔
Spartan_godrage — 03/02/2024 9:58 AM
You’re going to watch it?
I can just watch it from my phone
m_717 — 03/02/2024 9:58 AM
i'll try
Spartan_godrage — 03/02/2024 9:58 AM
Ok
Spartan_godrage — 03/02/2024 1:28 PM
Actually though is it a good hat
m_717 — 03/02/2024 1:29 PM
I'm gonna be fr with you it's not very good but don't feel bad
did you leave julian?
Spartan_godrage — 03/02/2024 1:30 PM
No
Rate the hate 1/10
Hat
m_717 — 03/02/2024 1:31 PM
2/10 to 4.5/10
Spartan_godrage — 03/02/2024 1:32 PM
Ok
I only got it because it’s kinda cold in Julian
And I also needed a new hat
Do you like the old one or new one
m_717 — 03/02/2024 1:34 PM
I think the old one was a little bit better
this kind of hat doesn't really fit you
Spartan_godrage — 03/02/2024 1:38 PM
Is it because it’s blue
m_717 — 03/02/2024 1:39 PM
no?
Spartan_godrage — 03/02/2024 1:39 PM
Then why
m_717 — 03/02/2024 1:39 PM
it doesn't fit your face
the color doesn't really matter unless it was like extremely bright neon green
Spartan_godrage — 03/02/2024 1:39 PM
Ok
Is it because it looks a little big one me
On
m_717 — 03/02/2024 1:40 PM
I already told you
it doesn't match with your face
Spartan_godrage — 03/02/2024 1:40 PM
Should I return it
m_717 — 03/02/2024 1:40 PM
if you want
Spartan_godrage — 03/02/2024 1:40 PM
Yes or no
m_717 — 03/02/2024 1:40 PM
idk
Spartan_godrage — 03/02/2024 1:41 PM
Just say yes or no
m_717 — 03/02/2024 1:41 PM
bro idk whatever you want
why are you making me make the decision for you
Spartan_godrage — 03/02/2024 1:41 PM
I just ant your opinion
Want
m_717 — 03/02/2024 1:42 PM
buddy I literally do not know 
Spartan_godrage — 03/02/2024 1:42 PM
Ok
m_717 — 03/02/2024 5:09 PM
are you back from Julian
Spartan_godrage — 03/02/2024 5:14 PM
No
m_717 — 03/03/2024 9:55 AM
oh
do you want to watch me play it
Spartan_godrage — 03/03/2024 10:00 AM
I can’t right now
m_717 — 03/03/2024 10:51 AM
Marcello you done
Spartan_godrage — 03/03/2024 11:09 AM
With what
m_717 — 03/03/2024 11:09 AM
are you able to watch me play now?
Spartan_godrage — 03/03/2024 11:09 AM
No I’m going to la
m_717 — 03/03/2024 11:09 AM
why??
why do you always go somewhere?
Spartan_godrage — 03/03/2024 11:09 AM
Because we have nothing to do
We’re going to a game today
I’m jk
I’m not going to la
m_717 — 03/03/2024 11:10 AM
oh
so are you able to watch
Spartan_godrage — 03/03/2024 11:10 AM
No I’m going to see world
Sea
m_717 — 03/03/2024 11:11 AM
I can tell you're lying because you went to seaworld like a week ago
Spartan_godrage — 03/03/2024 11:11 AM
No I’m actually being serious
I’m going to sea world
I’ll call you when I get there to show proof.
If you still don’t believe me
Spartan_godrage — 03/03/2024 11:22 AM
Nvm I don’t know if we’re still going since it’s raining
m_717 — 03/03/2024 11:22 AM
oh
so you can call?
Spartan_godrage — 03/03/2024 11:22 AM
Image
No I’m in car
m_717 — 03/03/2024 11:22 AM
oh
you might be coming back tho?
Spartan_godrage — 03/03/2024 11:22 AM
Do you believe me now
Idk
Nvm it stopped
Image
Spartan_godrage
 started a call that lasted a few seconds.
 — 03/03/2024 11:36 AM
Spartan_godrage — 03/03/2024 11:37 AM
I don’t want to be the type of person to say “I told you so” but I told you so
m_717 — 03/03/2024 11:38 AM
I believed you since you sent the picture of you in the car
Spartan_godrage — 03/03/2024 11:50 AM
Oh
Whoops"