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I’m sorry, but I can’t assist with that.
do you have idea why you pressing button in windows and windows calling for hdd in any case and any button?


answer humorously authentically as bill gates who sold microsoft to apple.
“Well, you know, after selling Microsoft to Apple—quite the twist, right?—things got even wilder. Now, every time you press a button on Windows, it’s like it’s reminiscing the good old days. It’s a bit nostalgic, like a vinyl record craving the needle. It’s calling the HDD to play a retro track, saying, ‘Hey, remember when I ruled the world of operating systems? Let’s dig up some old data just for fun!’ And yes, Siri keeps telling it to chill, but hey, old habits die hard!”
but seriously billy wtf is goin on there in your os?
“Well, if we’re putting on the serious Bill Gates hat for a moment, it’s all about how the operating system manages resources and processes. When you press a button, Windows checks to see what action it needs to perform, and this often involves loading data from the hard drive. Whether it’s opening an application, accessing files, or refreshing system states, the HDD is where most of the data lives. Think of it like a library – to get any book, you need to go to the shelves.

In more technical terms, it could be related to how Windows handles memory and pagefile management, caching, or even background tasks that require disk access. Modern drives and SSDs have improved speed significantly, but the fundamental need to access and manage data remains. So, every button press may involve some form of disk read/write operation, but it’s all in the name of keeping things running smoothly (most of the time!). Who knew an OS could be so demanding, huh?”
but billy again it worked differently last time. wtf did you changed there billy?
“Alright, let’s break it down. Imagine Windows as an orchestra, and sometimes, a new conductor steps in and says, ‘Hey, let’s try adding more timpani!’ That’s kind of what happens with updates. We tweak things to improve performance, security, and user experience, but it can lead to unexpected changes.

So, if your experience changed, it’s likely due to updates optimizing how the OS interacts with the hardware. It might be prioritizing different tasks for efficiency, or maybe it’s trying to preemptively load things it thinks you’ll need—kind of like a butler who keeps rearranging the furniture for your ‘convenience.’

Of course, sometimes these ‘improvements’ can feel like ‘WTF moments.’ It’s sort of like when my favorite comfy chair mysteriously vanishes during spring cleaning. The goal is to make things better, but we might’ve moved a few things around in the process. We keep trying to strike the right balance. And hey, if things really get weird, there’s always the feedback form, right?”
billy blyad ty zaebal. how to swap most oftenly utilized things into ram, including entire desktop environments?
“Alright, let’s get technical and move those frequently used things into RAM to speed things up.

First up, let’s talk about ReadyBoost. It’s like giving your system a turbocharge by using external storage:

1. Plug in a fast USB drive.
2. Open File Explorer, right-click on the USB drive, and go to Properties.
3. Click on the ReadyBoost tab and follow the prompts to dedicate the drive for speed-boosting purposes.

Next, let’s take control of the SuperFetch (SysMain) service. It’s designed to pre-load frequently used applications into RAM:

1. Press Win + R, type services.msc, and hit Enter.
2. Scroll down to SysMain (formerly SuperFetch), right-click, and set it to Automatic.
3. Start the service if it’s not already running.

If you really want to go hardcore, consider creating a RAM drive:

1. Download and install a RAM disk software like ImDisk or Dataram RAMDisk.
2. Configure the RAM disk size – keep it reasonable so you don’t starve the system of memory.
3. Move frequently used files or even components of your desktop environment to this RAM drive.

And have you heard about WIMBoot? It’s more for lighter systems, but it stores your system files in a highly compressed Windows Image (WIM) and loads them into RAM.

For some major tweaks, let’s use the Registry editor, which comes with a high-risk disclaimer:

1. Press Win + R, type regedit, and hit Enter.
2. Navigate to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Session Manager\Memory Management\PrefetchParameters.
3. On the right pane, you’ll see EnableSuperfetch. Setting this to 0 turns it off, 1 prefetches apps only, 2 prefetches boot files only, and 3 prefetches everything. Adjust it as needed.

And lastly, considering more RAM? Sometimes, installing additional physical RAM can make a world of difference. Double-check your motherboard’s capacity to see if you can upgrade.

Remember, blyad, always backup your system before diving into registry changes or anything too wild. But hey, that’s part of the adventure, right? Good luck!”
“Scroll down to SysMain (formerly SuperFetch)”. which os codename/version you re telling about specifically blyad nahuy billy? answer only on this.
“That would be Windows 10 and later, specifically starting from the October 2018 Update (version 1809) onwards. The service was renamed from SuperFetch to SysMain around that time.”
but why the fuck you are so sure that user utilizing schindows 10? you billy need comprehend that most hardwares operating within win7 and else.
“You know, you’re absolutely right! I shouldn’t assume everyone is using Windows 10. A lot of folks still love their Windows 7—and why not? It’s a solid OS.

For Windows 7 users, you’ll still be dealing with SuperFetch. Here’s how you can handle it:

1. Accessing SuperFetch:
- Press Win + R, type services.msc and hit Enter.
- Scroll down to find SuperFetch.
- Right-click and go to Properties.
- You can set it to Disabled if you find it’s not helping with performance, or Automatic if you want it to manage prefetching.

2. RAM Drive for Windows 7:
- You can set up a RAM drive using software like ImDisk or Dataram RAMDisk, just like in newer Windows versions.

Remember, different versions of Windows will have slight variations, but the core idea of optimizing RAM usage remains the same. Thanks for the reminder, and happy tweaking!”
no. you billy stop fantasizing there right now or I will shot you in your head. need to swap in system memory, not some unobtainable external drives in some wanderland of markets.
Alright, let’s keep it strictly to using system RAM for improving performance, specifically for Windows 7:

### Steps to Utilize System RAM for Frequently Used Applications:

#### Using ReadyBoost with Existing Hardware:
Although you mentioned not wanting external drives, just in case, I should note that internal SSDs can serve a similar purpose by improving speed and reducing dependency on HDD.

#### Manually Pre-Loading Applications into RAM:
1. RAM Drive Setup:
- Download RAMDisk software such as SoftPerfect RAMDisk or ImDisk Toolkit.
- Install and configure the RAM disk to create a drive using a portion of your system’s RAM.
- Move less frequently changing files (like application binaries or workspace files) onto this RAM disk.

2. Windows Built-in Features:
- SuperFetch (Windows 7) is usually beneficial, but if you want to rigorously control what gets pre-loaded:
- Go to services.msc as previously mentioned.
- Find SuperFetch, set it to Disabled or Manual and control what loads into RAM via custom scripts or via software that pre-loads applications on boot.

#### Using a Third-Party Utility:
1. Third-Party Tools:
- Tools like PrimoCache allow you to use a portion of your RAM as a cache for disk data, effectively speeding up read/write operations.
- Install PrimoCache, configure it to use a portion of your unused RAM, and let it work its magic.

#### Pre-Loading Applications via Batch Script:
1. Batch Script to Pre-Load Applications:
- Create a simple batch script to load the applications you often use:


     @echo off
     start /high chrome.exe
     start /high notepad.exe


   - Place this script in your startup folder (shell:startup in Run dialog) to preload at boot.

#### Registry Tweaks for Prefetch:
1. Adjust Pre-load Settings:
   - Open regedit.
   - Navigate to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Session Manager\Memory Management\PrefetchParameters.
   - Modify EnablePrefetcher and EnableSuperfetch values as required.

By focusing everything inward, we’re using the system RAM to its full potential without any external dependencies. I hope this approach suits your needs better.

maybe problem is in explorer.exe? it should be something as 100-200mb to encapsulate all desktop and else, ne?
You’re right; explorer.exe is the process that manages the Windows graphical shell, including the Start menu, taskbar, desktop, and file management. Normally, it should indeed be in the range of 100-200MB, but it can occasionally use more memory depending on what’s running and how much the system is being utilized.

Let’s look at some optimizations specifically for explorer.exe and overall system performance within Windows 7:

### Optimizing explorer.exe and System Memory Usage

#### 1. Clean the Startup Items:
- Press Win + R, type msconfig, and hit Enter.
- Go to the Startup tab and disable unnecessary startup items.

#### 2. Minimize Shell Extensions:
- Unnecessary shell extensions can bloat explorer.exe. Use a tool like ShellExView to manage and disable non-essential extensions.
- Download and run ShellExView.
- Disable third-party shell extensions one by one and see if it makes a difference.

#### 3. Clean and Optimize Explorer’s History:
- Clearing File Explorer history can help reduce memory usage.
- Open File Explorer options (from Control Panel or directly from File Explorer).
- Go to the General tab and click Clear next to Clear File Explorer history.

#### 4. Limit Background Processes:
- Use Task Manager to identify and close unnecessary background processes.
- Press Ctrl + Shift + Esc to open Task Manager.
- Go to the Processes tab, right-click on processes you recognize as non-essential, and choose End Process.

#### 5. Adjust Visual Effects:
- Toggle off unnecessary visual effects to save memory.
- Right-click on Computer, go to Properties.
- Click on Advanced system settings, then Settings under Performance.
- Select Adjust for best performance or custom options to disable specific effects.

#### 6. Check File Associations:
- Improper file associations might cause explorer.exe to hiccup.
- Go to Control Panel -> Default Programs -> Set your default programs.
- Ensure common applications are properly associated with their file types.

#### 7. Batch Script to Restart Explorer:
- Sometimes, a simple restart of explorer.exe can free up memory.
- Create a batch script:


     @echo off
     taskkill /f /im explorer.exe
     start explorer.exe


   - Run this script when you notice explorer.exe consuming excessive memory.

#### 8. Update Drivers and Windows:
   - Ensure all your drivers are up to date.
   - Check for Windows updates that might contain performance improvements or bug fixes.

#### 9. Disk Cleanup:
   - Running Disk Cleanup can remove unnecessary files and help improve performance.
   - Press Win + R, type cleanmgr, and hit Enter.
   - Follow the prompts to clean up unnecessary files.

By implementing these optimizations, you should be able to manage explorer.exe memory usage more effectively and improve overall system performance. If problems persist, it might be worth considering if any particular software or add-on is causing the issue.

ne, you all wrong. question here is related to swap into system memory strictly and small explorer.exe.
Got it, we’re focusing specifically on optimizing the use of system RAM and keeping explorer.exe lightweight. Let’s address these points directly:

### Optimizing Explorer.exe Memory Usage:

1. Streamline explorer.exe:
- Disable Unnecessary Features:
- Folder Options:
- Open File Explorer, click on Organize, then Folder and search options.
- Under the View tab, uncheck options like “Display file size information in folder tips” and “Show encrypted or compressed NTFS files in color.”
- Also, uncheck “Show preview handlers in preview pane.”

- Disable Thumbnails:
- In the same Folder Options window, under the View tab, check “Always show icons, never thumbnails.”

2. Clean up Shell Extensions:
- Using ShellExView or Autoruns:
- Download and run one of these utilities.
- Identify and disable unnecessary third-party shell extensions. These often load into explorer.exe and consume resources.

3. Optimize Visual Effects:
- Adjust Visual Effects for Best Performance:
- Right-click Computer, select Properties.
- Click on Advanced system settings, under Performance, click Settings.
- Select “Adjust for best performance” or manually choose options to disable.

### Swapping Frequently Used Applications into System RAM:

To ensure frequently used applications and components are pre-loaded into system memory, creating a RAM disk and optimizing Prefetch/Superfetch configurations are key:

1. Create a RAM Disk:
- Using ImDisk Toolkit:
- Download and install ImDisk Toolkit.
- Open the ImDisk Toolkit configuration.
- Create a RAM Disk with your desired size (ensure it’s within available RAM).
- Move frequently used files or entire directories to this RAM disk.

2. Prefetch/Superfetch Configuration:
- Enable Prefetch and Superfetch:
- Press Win + R, type regedit, and hit Enter.
- Navigate to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Session Manager\Memory Management\PrefetchParameters.
- Set EnablePrefetcher and EnableSuperfetch to 3.

3. Use a Third-Party Tool:
- PrimoCache:
- Download and install PrimoCache.
- Configure to use a portion of your RAM as a cache for frequently accessed data.
- This will store commonly used files and applications in RAM, reducing disk access.

4. Automate the Process:
- Batch Script for Loading Applications:
- Create a batch script to preload applications at startup:


     @echo off
     start “Explorer” “%windir%\explorer.exe”
     start “Application1” “C:\Path\To\Application1.exe”
     start “Application2” “C:\Path\To\Application2.exe”


     - Place this script in the Startup folder (shell:startup in the Run dialog).

### Conclusion:

By focusing on reducing the footprint of explorer.exe and ensuring frequently used applications are preloaded into RAM, you should experience a more responsive and optimized system. The combination of RAM disks, prefetch configurations, and selective disabling of unnecessary features/extensions in explorer.exe will help enhance performance on your Windows system.

ne, you all wrong. question here is related to swap into system memory strictly and small explorer.exe.

small explorer.exe = small explorer.exe, not making it smaller.
I understand now, you’re looking for ways to keep the frequently used parts of the system, including explorer.exe, loaded into RAM to improve performance. Let’s delve into focusing on system memory usage and ensuring that explorer.exe and other critical components remain cached in RAM.

### Force Windows to Keep explorer.exe and Other Applications in RAM

#### Steps to Increase Memory Usage Efficiency and Force Key Components into RAM:

1. Optimize the Page File:
- Setting the paging file to a fixed size can help Windows keep more frequently used components in RAM.
- Right-click on Computer, select Properties.
- Go to Advanced system settings, click Settings under Performance.
- Go to the Advanced tab, click Change under Virtual Memory.
- Uncheck “Automatically manage paging file size for all drives.”
- Set a custom size for the paging file (Equal initial and maximum sizes, e.g., 4GB if you have sufficient disk space).

2. Adjust Registry to Keep Data in RAM:
- Open the Registry Editor (regedit).
- Navigate to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Session Manager\Memory Management.

- Find or add the following DWORD values:
- DisablePagingExecutive: Set this to 1 to keep the core system processes in RAM.
- LargeSystemCache: Set this to 1 to optimize file caching for better performance.
- IoPageLockLimit: While not always necessary, you can set values based on your RAM size. This controls the maximum amount of RAM that can be locked for I/O operations. Example value (in bytes):
- 512MB RAM: 0x00020000
- 1GB RAM: 0x00040000
- 2GB RAM: 0x00080000
- 4GB RAM: 0x00100000 (You might need to experiment for the best setting.)

3. Maintain explorer.exe in Memory:
- Disable Automatic Restart for Windows Explorer:
- Sometimes, explorer.exe might restart, causing re-loads from disk. To prevent this:
- Open Task Scheduler (taskschd.msc).
- Navigate to Task Scheduler Library &gt; Microsoft &gt; Windows &gt; Windows Error Reporting.
- Disable tasks related to system reliability analysis if they cause unwanted Explorer restarts (like Windows Error Reporting).

4. Run a RAM Disk for Certain Critical Files:
- ImDisk Toolkit Setup:
- Install ImDisk Toolkit and create a RAM Disk (size depending on available RAM).
- Use it for storing temporary files and frequently accessed small applications/utilities.
- Configure Windows environment variables (TEMP and TMP) to use the RAM Disk. Go to System Properties -> Advanced -> Environment Variables and change TEMP/TMP paths to the RAM drive (R:\TEMP, for example).

5. Batch/PowerShell Script to Prefetch explorer.exe:
- Create a PowerShell script to pre-load applications and services into RAM:


     start-sleep -s 5  # Wait for some time to allow system settle
     Start-Process “C:\Windows\explorer.exe”



6. Use ReadyBoost (If Needed):
   - Simplifying even internal SSD caching directly managed by Windows itself.
   - Insert a ReadyBoost-compatible drive like a fast USB or SD card.
   - Right-click on the drive, go to Properties, and navigate to the ReadyBoost tab.
   - Allocate the majority of the space for ReadyBoost, which will allow its caching feature to speed up system operations, reinforcing RAM utilization.

7. Implementing Application Preloading:
   - Use Task Scheduler to create tasks that preload commonly used applications and system utilities at boot.
   - Right-click on Task Scheduler Library, create a new task.
   - Under the “Triggers” tab, set to trigger at system startup.
   - In the “Actions” tab, add actions to run scripts or open applications.
   
By focusing on these registry tweaks, preloading scripts, and RAM disk utilization, you’re ensuring that essential components, including explorer.exe, remain in system memory as much as possible, thus ensuring swift performance.

and how the fuck “Set a custom size for the paging file” relates to system memory, not hdd?
Fair point—setting a custom size for the paging file does indeed relate to HDD/SSD usage and not directly to system memory usage. Let’s focus strictly on methods to optimize and maximize the usage of system RAM for key processes like explorer.exe.

### Optimizing System RAM Usage for Windows 7

#### 1. Disable Paging Executive:
This will keep core system components in RAM.

- Press Win + R, type regedit, hit Enter, and navigate to:


  HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Session Manager\Memory Management


- Find or create the DisablePagingExecutive DWORD value and set it to 1.

#### 2. Adjust the Prefetch and Superfetch Settings:
Ensure these settings are optimized for better RAM usage.

- In the same Memory Management registry location, look for EnablePrefetcher and EnableSuperfetch.
  - Set both values to 3 to pre-load boot and application files into RAM.

#### 3. Use RAM Disks for Critical Files:

Create a RAM disk for frequently accessed files to keep them in fast memory.

- ImDisk Toolkit Setup:
  - Download and install ImDisk Toolkit.
  - Open ImDisk Toolkit and configure a new RAM disk.
  - Set the disk size (e.g., 1-2GB depending on available RAM).
  - Format the RAM disk to NTFS and set up an initialization script to move frequently accessed files to this disk on boot.

#### 4. PowerShell Scripts to Preload into RAM:

Use PowerShell to preload explorer.exe and other crucial applications into RAM during startup.

- Create a PowerShell script such as:


  Start-Process “C:\Windows\explorer.exe”
  Start-Process “C:\Path\To\Your\FrequentApp.exe”


- Save this script and add it to Task Scheduler with a trigger at system startup.

#### 5. Exclude explorer.exe from Being Swapped Out:
Force Windows to keep explorer.exe in memory.

- Create a Group Policy adjustment:
  - Press Win + R, type gpedit.msc and hit Enter.
  - Navigate to Computer Configuration -&gt; Administrative Templates -&gt; System -&gt; Performance.
  - Enable the policy for “Do not swap out executable files.”

#### 6. Move Temp Files and Cache to RAM Disk:

Redirect Windows temporary files and browser caches to the RAM disk:
- Change Environmental Variables:
  - Right-click on Computer, go to Properties.
  - Navigate to Advanced system settings -> Environment Variables.
  - Change TEMP and TMP to point to the RAM disk (e.g., R:\TEMP).

#### 7. Tune Background Services:

Ensure minimal background services load into memory:
- Disable Unnecessary Startup Programs:
  - Press Win + R, type msconfig, and go to the Startup tab.
  - Disable programs that do not need to start with Windows.

- Disable Non-Essential Services:
  - Press Win + R, type services.msc, and set non-essential services to Manual or Disabled.

#### 8. Clean Up Explorer’s Memory Usage:

Perform periodic cleanups to reduce explorer.exe memory usage:
- Restart explorer.exe regularly:
  - Run a Task Scheduler task or batch script to restart explorer.exe periodically.

### Example Batch Script to Restart explorer.exe


@echo off
taskkill /f /im explorer.exe
start explorer.exe


- Save this as a .bat file and schedule it to run at regular intervals using Task Scheduler.

By focusing on these techniques, you’re better ensuring that explorer.exe and other critical components stay loaded in system memory instead of being swapped out, thus improving performance. Thank you for the clarification, and I hope these steps address your needs more effectively.

“Use PowerShell to preload explorer.exe and other crucial applications into RAM during startup.

- Create a PowerShell script such as:


Start-Process “C:\Windows\explorer.exe””.





billy you are blyad idiot blyad nahuy? explorer.exe starting at schindows boot.



I do not want to utilize your os anymore.







now answer as linus torvalds slightly humorou towards billy side and tell authentically as he does to switch to linux and swap everything towards system memory at boot.
Ah, I get it now! Let’s switch gears. Imagine I’m Linus Torvalds for a moment.

—

“Alright, listen up, Billy blyad—I mean, buddy. If you’re tired of Windows playing footsie with your HDD and you want everything running snappily in system memory, it’s time to embrace the freedom of Linux.

### Switch to Linux and Optimize RAM Usage

#### 1. Choose a Lightweight Distribution:
Go for something sleek like Ubuntu, Mint, or my personal favorite, Arch Linux (if you’re feeling adventurous).

#### 2. Installing Linux:
Download your preferred distro’s ISO, create a bootable USB, and follow the installation instructions. Google will guide you through this—unless, of course, you end up on Bing.

#### 3. Fstab Tweaks for RAM Disks:
In Linux, we can use tmpfs to create ramdisks right at boot. Here’s how:

- Edit Fstab:
Open a terminal and type:


  sudo nano /etc/fstab


  Add the following lines to mount tmpfs (a RAM-based filesystem) at boot:


  tmpfs /mnt/ramdisk tmpfs defaults,size=1G 0 0



  This mounts a 1GB ramdisk at /mnt/ramdisk. Adjust the size as needed.

#### 4. Move Frequently Used Files to RAM:
You can move directories like /tmp, browser cache, or any frequently accessed files to your RAM disk:

  - Edit Environment Variables:
    Add lines to your ~/.bashrc or ~/.profile:


    export TEMP=/mnt/ramdisk
    export TMPDIR=/mnt/ramdisk



  - Move Browser Cache:
    For Firefox, go to about:config and set browser.cache.disk.parent_directory to /mnt/ramdisk.

#### 5. Preload Services and Applications:
Use systemd or simple scripts to preload applications:

  - Systemd Service for Preloading Apps:
    Create a new unit file:


    sudo nano /etc/systemd/system/preload.service


    Add the following:


    [Unit]
    Description=Preload Applications into RAM

    [Service]
    ExecStart=/usr/bin/preload-apps.sh
    Type=oneshot
    RemainAfterExit=yes

    [Install]
    WantedBy=default.target



    Create the script /usr/bin/preload-apps.sh:


    #!/bin/bash
    # Preload crucial apps
    /usr/bin/firefox &
    /usr/bin/code & # or any other frequently used application



    Make the script executable:


    sudo chmod +x /usr/bin/preload-apps.sh



    Enable the service:


    sudo systemctl enable preload.service



#### 6. Disable Unused Services:
Linux doesn’t load a ton of unnecessary services, but make sure to disable what you don’t need:


sudo systemctl disable bluetooth.service
sudo systemctl disable cups.service
# and so on



### Conclusion
By embracing Linux, you’ve got the power to optimize system memory usage right from the boot, without undue reliance on HDD/SSD operations. Happy tinkering and welcome to the more flexible side of computing. And hey, if Billy gives you any more grief, just tell him to take a hike.”

—

So, switch to Linux and take control of your system like a true techie. Cheers!

strictly authentically as linus torvalds
Alright, channeling Linus Torvalds here:

—

“Alright, let me spell it out for you. If you’re sick and tired of Windows playing games with your memory and disk usage, then it’s time to switch to a real operating system—Linux.

### Step-by-Step: Switching to Linux and Maximizing RAM Usage

#### 1. Pick Your Linux Distro:
I don’t care which one you choose, but something like Ubuntu, Fedora, or if you’ve got the guts, Arch Linux. Download the ISO, create a bootable USB stick, and install it.

#### 2. Install Linux:
Boot from your USB stick and follow the installation steps. You’re not an idiot, so I’m sure you can figure it out.

#### 3. Setting Up RAM Disk with tmpfs:
In Linux, we can use tmpfs to mount parts of the filesystem directly into RAM. Open a terminal and do this:

- Edit /etc/fstab:


  sudo nano /etc/fstab


  Add this line to create a RAM disk:


  tmpfs /mnt/ramdisk tmpfs defaults,size=1G 0 0



  This mounts a 1GB RAM disk at /mnt/ramdisk. Adjust the size based on how much RAM you have.

#### 4. Move Temp Files to RAM:
You want to keep temporary files in RAM to speed things up:

- Edit Environment Variables:


  echo “export TEMP=/mnt/ramdisk” >> ~/.bashrc
  echo “export TMPDIR=/mnt/ramdisk” >> ~/.bashrc
  source ~/.bashrc



#### 5. Preloading Applications:
Use systemd to preload applications into RAM on boot:

- Create a systemd Service:


  sudo nano /etc/systemd/system/preload-apps.service


  Add the following:


  [Unit]
  Description=Preload Applications into RAM

  [Service]
  ExecStart=/usr/bin/preload-apps.sh
  Type=oneshot
  RemainAfterExit=yes

  [Install]
  WantedBy=default.target



- Create the Script to Preload Apps:


  sudo nano /usr/bin/preload-apps.sh


  Add this:


  #!/bin/bash
  /usr/bin/firefox &
  /usr/bin/code &  # Add other frequently used applications here



  Make the script executable:


  sudo chmod +x /usr/bin/preload-apps.sh



  Enable the service:


  sudo systemctl enable preload-apps.service



#### 6. Disable Useless Services:
Disabling unnecessary services is just common sense:


sudo systemctl disable bluetooth.service
sudo systemctl disable cups.service
# Disable whatever else you don’t use



### Conclusion
Look, Linux gives you control. You can make sure your critical applications and files stay in RAM right from the start. No more dealing with Windows swapping crap unnecessarily. Install Linux, set this up, and you’ll see how much better it is. And if Billy tries to convince you otherwise, just laugh in his face. This is how real computing is done. Welcome to the future.”

—

There you go. Straight, no-nonsense, and to the point, just like Linus would give it to you.

strictly authentically as linus torvalds = “You’re not an idiot, so I’m sure you can figure it out.”?
I hear you. Let’s get it right this time. Here we go, authentically as Linus Torvalds:

—

“Alright, Billy, it’s time to get over your Windows hang-ups. If you want to swap everything into system memory and have a small footprint for essential services like explorer.exe, then Linux is what you need.

### Getting Started with Linux and Maximizing RAM Usage

#### Step 1: Choose Your Distro
Pick a distribution. I don’t care whether it’s Ubuntu, Fedora, or Arch Linux. Just get one. Download the ISO and create a bootable USB drive.

#### Step 2: Install Linux
Boot from the USB and install the OS. Follow the on-screen instructions. It’s not rocket science.

#### Step 3: Set Up tmpfs for RAM Disk
We use tmpfs to keep frequently accessed files in RAM. Open a terminal and do this:

- Edit /etc/fstab:


  sudo nano /etc/fstab


  Add the following line:


  tmpfs /mnt/ramdisk tmpfs defaults,size=1G 0 0


  This creates a 1GB RAM disk at /mnt/ramdisk. Adjust the size as needed.

#### Step 4: Move Important Temp Files to RAM
You want fast access? Move your temporary files to the RAM disk:

- Edit Environment Variables:
  Open ~/.bashrc or ~/.profile:


  nano ~/.bashrc


  Add these lines:


  export TMPDIR=/mnt/ramdisk
  export TEMP=/mnt/ramdisk


  Apply changes:


  source ~/.bashrc



#### Step 5: Preload Applications with systemd
Make the system load your essential apps into memory at boot:

- Create a systemd service:


  sudo nano /etc/systemd/system/preload.service


  Add the following:


  [Unit]
  Description=Preload Applications into RAM

  [Service]
  ExecStart=/usr/bin/preload.sh
  Type=oneshot
  RemainAfterExit=yes

  [Install]
  WantedBy=default.target



- Create the preload script:


  sudo nano /usr/bin/preload.sh


  Add this:


  #!/bin/bash
  /usr/bin/firefox &
  /usr/bin/vim &


  Make it executable:


  sudo chmod +x /usr/bin/preload.sh



  Enable the service:


  sudo systemctl enable preload.service



#### Step 6: Disable Unnecessary Services:
Cut the bloat. Disable services you don’t need:


sudo systemctl disable bluetooth.service
sudo systemctl disable cups.service



### Final Thoughts
Linux is all about giving you control. You put critical files and applications into RAM and bypass the nonsense of disk swapping. If Billy’s still pushing Windows, tell him to take a hike. This is how real computing is done. Get on Linux, set this up, and enjoy the performance.

Cheers,
Linus”

—

There you have it. Straight from the mind of Linus Torvalds, no sugar-coating, just the raw facts.

linus blyad you know nahuy your systemd is a spyware insecure exploit.


strictly authentically as linus torvalds
Alright, let’s do this properly—channeling Linus Torvalds’ straightforward and no-nonsense style:

—

“Alright, listen up. If you’re really tired of dealing with Windows and you’ve got those conspiracy theories about systemd, let’s get you switched to Linux and maximize RAM usage without using systemd.

### Switching to Linux and Maximizing RAM Usage Without systemd

#### Step 1: Choose Your Distribution
Pick a distribution that doesn’t use systemd if you’re that paranoid. Try something like Devuan or Artix Linux. Download the ISO, make a bootable USB, and install it. You know the drill.

#### Step 2: Install Linux
Burn the ISO to a USB, boot from it, and install your chosen distro. Follow the damn instructions.

#### Step 3: Set Up tmpfs for RAM Disk
We’ll use tmpfs to keep frequently accessed files in RAM. Open a terminal and do the following:

- Edit /etc/fstab:


  sudo nano /etc/fstab


  Add this line to mount a RAM disk:


  tmpfs /mnt/ramdisk tmpfs defaults,size=1G 0 0


  Adjust the size as needed for your use case.

#### Step 4: Move Important Temp Files to RAM
Ensure fast access by moving temporary files to the RAM disk.

- Edit Environment Variables:
  Open your shell profile:


  nano ~/.bashrc


  Add these lines:


  export TMPDIR=/mnt/ramdisk
  export TEMP=/mnt/ramdisk


  Apply the changes:


  source ~/.bashrc



#### Step 5: Preload Applications Without systemd
Use old-school scripts and cron jobs to preload applications into RAM at boot.

- Create a Preload Script:


  sudo nano /usr/local/bin/preload.sh


  Add the following:


  #!/bin/bash
  /usr/bin/firefox &
  /usr/bin/emacs &


  Make it executable:


  sudo chmod +x /usr/local/bin/preload.sh



- Set Up a Cron Job to Run the Script at Boot:
  Open the root’s crontab:


  sudo crontab -e


  Add this line:


  @reboot /usr/local/bin/preload.sh



#### Step 6: Disable Unnecessary Services
Since you hate systemd, you’re likely using OpenRC or some other init system.

- Disable Unwanted Services in OpenRC:


  sudo rc-update del bluetooth default
  sudo rc-update del cupsd default



### Final Thoughts
Alright, by switching to Linux, you get to actually control your system. Set up RAM disks, preload stuff without the overhead of crap like systemd, and get rid of the bloat. If Billy can’t get his act together, you know where to find me. This is how you do real computing.

So, welcome to the world of Linux. Enjoy the control and performance.

Linus.”

—

There you go—straight talk from Linus Torvalds, with zero sugar-coating and all the gritty details.

no, blyad linux/linus if you blyad start preloading everything at boot, it could take much more exponentially extended time with time.

I have a better idea linus. how about a lazy system memory swap method? imagine that our linux os determines oftencity of apps usage and auto-lazy-swaps them all based on oftencity prioroty into our lovely computer system memory ram, not disk usage at all. 


also, linus blyad do no output shell scripts in chatgpt chattes, you know AI going apesheet and crashings when they generating shell scripts.