Make a very long, funny poem from:
1. Funny TFWA is born, a small bab.
2. Sure later, He grew older and likes a lot of ideas. He also was funny.
3. In a later day, he saw Progressbar was released publicly according to news and socials, a game with retro design and with the BC 800, a Progresh, and also a day before that he knew big filled bags known as balloons in a questions website, who come in a lot of shapes. He has a plan about BC 800, a balloon that's a Progresh BC 800 but more bigger. A reference to Progressbar as well.
4. Begins planning more on it, and sees his friends, who are funny too. TFOU, TFAT, they had plans of making a pBar 63 or a BarOS 12.
5. They begin. "Ok, let's go" he say, and Crafting the BC 800.
6. He has friends to help. Putting a hole to the BC 800, and not sure what's next. Too bad.
7. They discover their mouth blows air. So, They Blowing into the hole to inflate the BC 800. Slowly, All of them do it with their mouths, starting to be bulged, but then gets more crowded with air as it goes bigger and bigger and no longer flat. It took 3 days to inflate it all up.
8. Suddenly, the BC 800 is flying. Like a bat. It reveals there is a lot of references.
9. People saw the BC 800, got funny. They think that it's Progressbar, which is funny, so they added it as hashtags to make popular for TFWA.
10. TFWA got popular with the BC 800, who is funny. It advertised the Progressbar game, which become popular in the news and the socials.
11. Unfortunately, weird thing flys around.
12. Weird thing turns out to be a bad BC 800: NC 800, who is very impossible. The people Craah because it has a sad face and evil eyes.
13. People notice the BC 800 is about to crash.
14. NC 800 crashes with TFWA thinking, "What is happened to my thing", and the others went "AAA"
15. BC 800 deflates down, Progressbar becomes very unpopular.
16. People "awww" out because of this, don't know what Progressbar is now. People help out. Friends see TFWA.
17. Keep blowing more into the hole of the BC 800 using their mouths. Again it bulges, before crowding with air.
18. BC 800 suddenly realised it had too much air, and is very very giant.
19. BC 800 got oversized.
20. BC 800 popped itself, more holes appeared, and it burned down into a slack.
21. People "awed", sadly, because of this. It is too bad. Progressbar shut down.
22. As the BC 800 faded away, people went sad, but NC 800 comes back, people run away as a panic, and Progressbar was shut down is spread as news along with NC 800.
23. NC 800 gets filled with a lot of air.
24. NC 800 crashes.
25. NC 800 explodes.
26. The world gets affected with the explosion, causing TFWA to die.
27. Burning, more bad news. Progressbar is no longer relevant and died.
28. Burst out, a large bang.
29. Blackened. The end, moral of TFWA, which died, which is to not give up, just build a new one or burst the NC 800. No good. - BC 800
Remember, make a very very very long poem, which is very very very funny. Add more lines, making it 32 sentences per paragraph and having it not a poem. Make it even even more longer, having a lot of beautiful words, beautiful similes, beautiful idioms and beautiful references to funny things in real life.