Five schedule today

01:00 Teleshopping
Shopping from home

03:45 Der Schneemann (1944)
A sentient snowman decides to hide in a icebox to wait untill July, so it can see the beauty of summer, It tragically melts in the end, but it saw summer, so don’t be sad, German animated short film, only being shown as morning filler because infomercials ended too early

04:00 Family Affairs
Five’s classic drama revolving around the lives of people living in London

04:30 The Art of Tulpamancy
Learning about Tulpas and Tulpamancy

05:00 Prison Break
Michael Scofield has to save his brother Lincoln Burrows from the death penalty, Can they break out in time

06:00 Milkshake
Programming for children

09:00 The Jeremy Vine Show
Morning talk show with Jeremy Vine. Write the rest of the schedule, with a mid afternoon movie at 12pm, Family Guy at 7pm, Five News at 6pm, etc
From 09:30 to 10:30 - Four in a Bed
A reality show where B&B owners compete to be crowned the best hosts

10:30 to 11:30 - Neighbours
The popular Australian soap opera set in the fictional Ramsay Street

11:30 to 12:00 - Bargain-Loving Brits in Blackpool
Follow the lives of budget-conscious holidaymakers as they enjoy the sights and sounds of Blackpool

12:00 to 14:00 - Mid-Afternoon Movie: The Shawshank Redemption
A gripping drama about a man who spends years in prison for a crime he didn’t commit, based on a Stephen King short story

14:00 to 15:00 - Home and Away
Another Australian soap opera that follows the lives of the residents of Summer Bay

15:00 to 16:00 - A Place in the Sun
A property show where hopeful buyers search for their dream homes in various sunny locations

16:00 to 17:00 - Countdown
The popular daytime game show where contestants solve word and number puzzles

17:00 to 18:00 - Escape to the Chateau DIY
Follow couples as they renovate and transform their own French chateaus

18:00 to 18:30 - Five News
Stay updated with the latest news and current affairs

18:30 to 19:00 - Neighbours
Another episode of the beloved Australian soap opera

19:00 to 19:30 - Family Guy
Enjoy the animated comedy series known for its irreverent humor and quirky characters

19:30 to 20:00 - The Simpsons
Join the iconic cartoon family for more hilarious adventures in Springfield

20:00 to 21:00 - The Yorkshire Vet
Follow the day-to-day challenges of veterinarians as they care for animals in rural Yorkshire

21:00 to 22:00 - The Mentalist
A crime drama series where a former psychic medium assists a police team in solving challenging cases

22:00 to 23:00 - Law & Order: UK
A British adaptation of the popular American crime series, following the lives of the police and legal professionals in London

23:00 to 00:00 - Five News Tonight
A comprehensive look at the headlines and top stories of the day

00:00 to 01:00 - Britain’s Greatest Bridges
Explore the engineering marvels of some of Britain’s most iconic bridges and their significance
Write a blog post about Teleshopping going on strike, it was meant to end at 04:00 but it ended early, and what Five had to do
Title: The Unforeseen Strike: Teleshopping Leaves Viewers Hanging


Title: Bringing Joy and Rebirth: Five’s Festive Ident for Kids

Introduction:
As the year comes to a close, Five has once again captured the hearts of viewers with a heartwarming and emotive addition to their festive lineup. In a bid to spread joy and uplift spirits, the network has introduced a special ident designed specifically for children. This unique creation, part of the “emotions” set, brings together the magic of Christmas and the power of imagination to comfort and delight young viewers.

The Festive Ident:
The latest addition to the “emotions” set is an ident that revolves around the concept of “rebirth.” This minute-long ident goes beyond the usual 20-second screen time, ensuring that children have enough time to soak in the joyful atmosphere and feel the impact of the narrative.
 As the scene unfolds, we witness a heartwarming story being portrayed on our screens. It begins with a young child, reminiscent of the one who witnessed the tragic fate of the sentient snowman in “Der Schneemann.”

This child, armed with the power of imagination and filled with the spirit of the holiday season, sets on a mission to recreate their beloved snowman friend. With the help of Santa Claus himself, the child breathes new life into the character, giving them a “rebirth” in the enchanting world of Santa’s workshop.

The ident beautifully captures the joy and wonder of Christmas, showcasing the power of love, imagination, and the spirit of giving. It serves as a poignant reminder that even in the face of loss, new beginnings and happy memories can be created. At the end, the word "rebirth" appears, with Five's signature 6 note jingle

Impact and Significance:
The decision to create such an ident speaks volumes about Five’s commitment to its young viewers. By acknowledging the emotions and experiences children may have had while watching “Der Schneemann,” Five demonstrates its understanding of the impact media can have on young minds. The ident provides a sense of closure, transforming a potentially heartbreaking storyline into one of hope, joy, and rebirth.

In its longer duration, the ident allows children to fully immerse themselves in the story and emotions being portrayed. The captivating visuals, coupled with the infectious holiday music, create a magical experience that captures the essence of the Christmas season.

Conclusion:
Five has once again proven its ability to create content that resonates with viewers of all ages. The introduction of the festive ident centered around the concept of “rebirth” beautifully captures the hearts of children, as it brings closure to the story of the sentient snowman in “Der Schneemann.”

Through this ident, Five demonstrates its commitment to not only entertaining but also comforting and uplifting its young viewers. It shows that in the world of television, even in the face of challenging themes, there is always room for hope, joy, and new beginnings.

As we bid farewell to the current year, let us celebrate the magic of the holiday season and cherish the moments of rebirth and renewal that come with it. Stay tuned to Five for more heartwarming and inspiring content that continues to brighten our screens and warm our hearts. Wishing you all a joyous and magical new year!

Rikirgwg commented on 18 December 2023: Five's Christmas presentation has launched today, The ident is longer than the usual 30 seconds we get for idents like "rush", "hope", "live", "fire", "dazzle" etc. which are the usual emotions idents, It seems the ident is a sequel to their Christmas short film "Der Schneemann" that is about a snowman that waits for summer, gets to experience it, but sadly melts at the end, Its a whimsical but sad short, They have 3 versions of the ident, 1 is the long version that tells the story of the kid making him again, asking his mum to fly to the north Pole, Santa saying hello, and then the word-of-the-day, which is "rebirth", the second is the short version which is shortened to be the same length as the regular idents, and the third version is "rebirth" being replaced with the Five logo (all the normal idents have 2 versions, one with the word, the other with the logo). BBC One's Christmas pres has KikoRiki (cartoon about round colorful animals) characters, ITV has nothing, S4C has their new gooey look, which has been used well with the blob morphing into a Christmas tree, Channel 4 has re-used their Lights ident again, ITV are a Scrooge because they are not doing ANYTHING in terms of presentation for Christmas. Write a forum conversation at the launch on 18 November at 6pm