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User: [Give me only the actual fundamental news. Please provide it concisely in list format for an English learner. I prefer exact dates of future events instead of "soon" or "upcoming." If there is any big news worth mentioning, tell me. Finally, tell me what $APE means. Do not tell me about price technical analysis.]
2h: Have been trying and mostly failing to trade $APE for a while now, finally looking good . . retested break today https://t.co/TO9Joh0yD8
59m: $APE / $393k. We have almost doubled (83%) https://t.co/4whJ3Jcyso
3h: The biggest thing people are failing to understand about $ape is that the year long consolidation / distribution leads to a situation where there are nearly 0 traders and ONLY hodlers  . . So when a catalyst occurs, the bid is amplified heavy bc supply is super constrained. Nobody
4h: The biggest thing people are failing to understand about $ape is that the year long consolidation / distribution leads to a situation where there are nearly 0 traders and ONLY hodlers  . . So when a catalyst occurs, the bid is amplified heavy bc supply is super constrained. Nobody https://t.co/03EV7fjcsU
1d: Mario Bautista one nanosecond after the ref separates him from Aldo’s crotch #UFC307 https://t.co/o0oDB8x9Wp
10h: Residents of Marshall, North Carolina are having to dig their town out of the mud after Hurricane Helene. . This small town only has a population of 872 people…. where is FEMA?. . This is a resident video, not being broadcasted by the mainstream media https://t.co/MJC2SSPMHY
2d: "They Can Control the Weather" . . Why is ALEXA telling people that Hurricane Helene was ARTIFICIALLY created??. . Below are 3 examples of X users who uploaded this! Go try this and tell me what happens!. . SAHER this before they change Alexa and try to record it yourself! https://t.co/FjHG64UFXO
5M: The orangutan, often referred to as the "man of the forest," is a highly intelligent and critically endangered great ape species native to the rainforests of Indonesia and Malaysia https://t.co/vvuWTpbylh
7M: Are you sure that’s the side you were on? https://t.co/aAVTxVHDYw
32m: On Tuesday, you were too scared to buy. . . Today, you want to ape every meme coin in sight.. . Never change CT.
1d: Butler, PA. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸. . RIP Corey Comperatore, We will keep up the fight and win!. . A hero. We will never forget. https://t.co/kbpvU1Y6qG
7h: VIDEO PROOF: FEMA Helicopters Are Blocking Greenville South Carolina Airport. . Private citizens were flying aid to victims and FEMA came and BLOCKED THE RUNWAY to stop them. . “We're at the airport today. Yesterday, they ran, like, 30 something planes — And FEMA has flown in, like, https://t.co/kx0qzljkXd
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13h: all @ProTheDoge said was $BILLY. . that’s all he said https://t.co/wX2EeLXrtR
1d: Dark MAGA 🇺🇸Elon Musk says: "I'm not just MAGA, I'm Dark MAGA".. . Musk is having a good time at the Rally we President Donald Trump🇺🇸 #TrumpRally 🇺🇸 https://t.co/SMcpMHNJ26
3h: Just realized John Cena follows me. He prepping to ape in to some Runes or NFTs? https://t.co/EIEQ8IK86Y
8h: If you understand tokenomics . . If you understand printing $ is the biggest narrative in the game . . You should understand how high $JEST will run soon . . Building floor around $3m with live product trading with $50k . . Performing exactly like backtest data - Paytience anons
2w: Watch Very Closely At What These Immigrants Have With Them. . MEMCO is a Construction Staffing Company in America. Here you see migrants sitting at a table being very secretive of what they have to eat. . Donald Trump was right again https://t.co/GSqlbLMvCV
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