Rewrite this but it's set in Neon Genesis Evangelion, keep the original format.

"lemoldyboi — 01/17/2024 7:09 PM
THE NEON UPDATE IS OUT OF TABS 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥
M_717 — 01/19/2024 4:08 PM
yo idk if you wanna call rn
if you want you can but if not it's ok
you should make some drawings like this btw
https://packaged-media.redd.it/2z692sywmd8c1/pb/m2-res_1080p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1705726800&s=0c6a4200cc4c0a657e4ffb44e601b8b353b7f1ab#t=0
lemoldyboi — 01/19/2024 4:12 PM
yo
not callin rn
M_717 — 01/19/2024 4:12 PM
ok
lemoldyboi — 01/19/2024 4:12 PM
hanging out with my family
M_717 — 01/19/2024 4:13 PM
mb
lemoldyboi — 01/19/2024 4:13 PM
ill try to draw stuff like that tho
sounds fun
u should too
M_717 — 01/19/2024 4:13 PM
seems like your style
I drew a smiley face with 3 eyes and one of them was hanging out
I'm really good at gore for some reason
lemoldyboi — 01/19/2024 4:13 PM
send pic
M_717 — 01/19/2024 4:14 PM
It was on my paper for art and I turned it in😔
lemoldyboi — 01/19/2024 4:14 PM
so your telling me
u turned in a picture a a gorey emoji
with eyes hanging out
wtf man
M_717 — 01/19/2024 4:14 PM
no it was just a little sketch on the side of an assignment
I didn't have time to erase it
lemoldyboi — 01/19/2024 4:14 PM
o
alr
cool
lol
M_717 — 01/19/2024 4:15 PM
I ain't turning that in as a real assignment I'd get sent to the wellness center 💀
lemoldyboi — 01/19/2024 4:15 PM
fr
M_717 — 01/19/2024 4:22 PM
this is really unrelated but wth is this video ☠️
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MOUW3ha5Qgw?feature=share
YouTube
verbalase
Old Man Transforms to Child While Beatboxing! 😂 -Verbal Ase #shorts
Image
lemoldyboi — 01/19/2024 4:23 PM
id spend 50k for the vid
M_717 — 01/19/2024 4:27 PM
he's trying to explain where all his money went
in reverse
M_717 — 01/19/2024 4:42 PM
M_717 — 01/19/2024 6:34 PM
you there?
lemoldyboi — 01/19/2024 6:34 PM
yea
wsg
M_717 — 01/19/2024 6:35 PM
call?!?!?!11?!?!
🤯
lemoldyboi — 01/19/2024 6:35 PM
hol up
kinda in the middle of smth
M_717 — 01/19/2024 6:35 PM
oh ok mb
lemoldyboi — 01/19/2024 6:50 PM
ALR
wot u wanna do?
M_717 — 01/19/2024 6:50 PM
idk
lemoldyboi — 01/19/2024 6:50 PM
bruh
peace
M_717 — 01/19/2024 6:50 PM
why don't we play that one game
or golf
lemoldyboi — 01/19/2024 6:50 PM
nah
M_717 — 01/19/2024 6:50 PM
they added a bunch new games on discord
lemoldyboi — 01/19/2024 6:50 PM
ik
M_717 — 01/19/2024 6:51 PM
hol up lemme show you
lemoldyboi — 01/19/2024 6:51 PM
only fun when playin with a big group
nah ik
i played it yesterday
M_717 — 01/19/2024 6:51 PM
hol up marcello joined
M_717 — 01/20/2024 5:39 PM
this goes hard
you should draw something like this
Image
looks creepy kinda
lemoldyboi — 01/20/2024 5:40 PM
sure
ill truy that
try*
M_717 — 01/20/2024 5:40 PM
I also generated this 
it reminds me of Elden ring
Image
lemoldyboi — 01/20/2024 5:41 PM
cool
it looks like one of the npcs
M_717 — 01/21/2024 4:33 PM
you wanna call?
lemoldyboi — 01/21/2024 4:33 PM
up to u
just playin elden ring rn
M_717 — 01/21/2024 4:33 PM
I could watch you a bit
lemoldyboi — 01/21/2024 4:33 PM
eh
ill start a call in the gc soon
u can join that
M_717 — 01/21/2024 4:34 PM
ok
lemoldyboi — 01/21/2024 4:34 PM
so we all can play gartic
you feel me?
M_717 — 01/21/2024 4:34 PM
I feelin you
lemoldyboi — 01/21/2024 4:34 PM
oiled up?
M_717 — 01/21/2024 4:34 PM
there are bugs under my eyelids
lemoldyboi — 01/21/2024 4:44 PM
bot
M_717 — 01/21/2024 4:45 PM
huh
M_717 — 01/21/2024 7:18 PM
https://packaged-media.redd.it/65biwb49948c1/pb/m2-res_854p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1705896000&s=32e51c088a05df84bdf3e3baad0ea7061a947c4b#t=0"