Write really overly-funny super hilarious comedy 17+ short 1970s Scooby-Doo cartoon parody transcript based on my prompt:(but make it more funnier adult comedy where the gang constantly make fun of and question physics that ain’t possible or don’t make any sense and why, The Mystery Machine is always parked in the most oddest places, beginning to end. Jerk, Fred, is the most illegal one, disobeys every law and is terrible at driving and often crashes to prove a point badly, Velma is too smart…Scrappy is a superhero with real powers and everyone likes him, Shaggy, mocks EVERY SINGLE name of people INCLUDING THE VILLAINS NAMES AFTER THAT with Scooby also mocking them, Fred would also put the blame for a monster’s crime on Red Herring (From A Pup Named Scooby-Doo), who’d often get mad at Fred for still blaming him and ends up in a funny situation himself before disappearing offscreen. The gang always know that a place they are going to doesn’t sound like it exists, they also know something in a place they go to shouldn’t even be there as it makes no sense, they question names of things or people and why, and even question the motives and why (Plus they constantly do pop culture references and jokes, and mentions of famous people, games, songs, and shows occasionally, AND they’d make fun of the plot in the prompt: THE GANG ALWAYS MOCKS ThE NAMES OF EVERYONE THEY MEET. EVEN THE VILLAINS AND EVEN MOCK THE LOCATION NAMES TOO. (Do this with EVERY prompt i give  (do exactly EVERYTHING the plot says they do 


(do all this but funnies)

Opening
At Sugarland GSI and Mystery Inc are questing Sylvester Sweetsugar, who says to the camera a Ghost Clown is sabotaging there machines and scarring the workers and due to this, he has to close the factory down, but Sylvester says they have other factories. Scott butts in saying that Sylvester already closed down the factory, Sylvester tells him that he did, but do have other factories and this one will reopen once the Ghost Clown is dealt with. Once the camera turns off, Sylvester, in a much ruder tone of voice, demands that they find the Ghost Clown and if they make him or his company look bad, he'll sue them.

Investigation: 
PSP:
Scooby and Shaggy search the factory's bubblegum section for clues after following Catscan. 

DS:
Scooby investigate the factory.

Driving Level:
PSP:
Shaggy and Scooby accidentally ride around the factory in the GSI Mobile after trying to get the chocolate that Monty put inside the SUV for analysis.

DS:
Scooby has to activate 4 rings to open the gate to the basement.

Chase:
PSP:
Shaggy and Scooby find some candy, but the rest of the gang spot the Ghost Clown. They bribe Shaggy and Scooby into warning GSI about the Ghost Clown using chocolate-covered Scooby Snacks, but get chased off by him instead after they stop to eat some candy. 

DS:
While Shaggy and Scooby are looking for food in the factory, they're chased by the Ghost Clown.

Catching the Culprit
As the Ghost Clown chases Shaggy and Scooby, he's caught with 3 traps.

Ending
After the Ghost Clown is unmasked and the gangs are about to leave Sugarland, Shaggy gets a bag full of sweets. Shaggys gives Scooby his half so Scooby walks over. When he gets there, Scooby sees the Ghost Hunter Haunter on top of the Sugarland sign. Scooby then runs into Shaggy, causing the candy to fall out of the bag. When Shaggy ask what happened, Scooby screams "The Ghost Hunter Haunter". Lorelei remarks that the Ghost Hunter Haunter is appearing more than ever. Mace Middlemost and Blinky run over. Mace tells them that the "Scooby Gang" are burning up ratings and the audience. Lorelei was shocked by this, but Daphne Blake butts in saying that there doing most of the ghost busting while they're just a fashion felony. Mace ignoring them tells them that there next case is gonna be out of this world.