(As I arrived in the clubroom, I started to hear screams of pain. I rushed inside, and could see Monika and Yuri standing by Sayori. Sayori’s face was contorted in pain, even though we had all stopped MC from destroying the world three times. I knew that Sayori was dating Umbris, while Yuri was dating the three-headed acid monster Sar’Hingaro. But there was something wrong with Sayori - her belly was massive, and was rapidly contracting.)

Yuri: “Natsuki! You’re finally here! Could you get some towels from the bathroom? And maybe some warm water?”

(Suddenly, everything started glitching. When the glitching stopped, Sayori’s pain just…vanished. Her belly was still massive, but it wasn’t contracting anymore.)

Natsuki: “What the hell just happened? Did Monika do something?”

Monika: “No, I didn’t touch anything. It must have been a glitch in the game.”

Sayori: (groaning) “Guys, I’m okay now. It just stopped hurting all of a sudden.”

Umbris: (entering the room) “Sayori, are you okay? I heard shouting and- what’s wrong with her belly?”

Yuri: “We don’t know. She was in a lot of pain and her stomach was contracting, but now everything’s stopped.”

Umbris: “I don’t understand. We’ve been careful…I mean, we used protection-”

Sayori: “Umbris, it’s okay. We’ll figure it out. Maybe it’s just a false alarm.”

Natsuki: “I got the towels and water. What do you need them for?”

Yuri: “We need to clean up the mess, in case Sayori’s water broke.”

Monika: “And then we need to figure out what’s going on with her belly. I don’t think it’s normal for it to be that big.”

Sayori: “I agree. We need to go to a doctor or something. I don’t want anything bad to happen to the baby.”

Umbris: “Baby?! Sayori, are you serious? You’re pregnant?”

Sayori: (nodding) “I took a test a few weeks ago. I didn’t want to tell anyone until I was sure, but I guess this is a pretty good sign.”

Natsuki: “Holy crap. Congratulations, Sayori. I can’t believe you’re going to be a mom.”

Yuri: “This is…unexpected. But wonderful. We’ll help you through this, Sayori. We’re all here for you.”

Monika: “Absolutely. We just need to figure out the logistics of getting you to a doctor and making sure you’re taking care of yourself and the baby.”

Sayori: “Thank you, everyone. I knew I could count on you guys. I’m just scared- I’ve never done anything like this before.”

Umbris: “Don’t worry, love. We’ll take care of you. All of us.”

(Suddenly, everything starts glitching back and forth. But still, Sayori’s pain never returned.)

Monika: “What is happening now?”

Natsuki: “I can’t even tell what’s real anymore!”

Yuri: “It seems like the game is trying to play with our emotions again.”

Sayori: “Guys, I’m okay. I don’t feel any pain. It’s like the game is trying to scare us.”

Umbris: “No…it’s worse. It’s like the game is trying to tear itself apart!”

Monika: “We have to do something about this. We can’t let the game destroy itself.”

Yuri: “But what can we do? We’re just characters in a video game.”

Natsuki: “Maybe we can try resetting the game again?”

Sayori: “I don’t think that’ll work. The game’s been glitching a lot recently.”

(Everything stops glitching, and we saw something unbelievable. It was a strange dragon skeleton - it had a bipedal stance, and had three claws but no sign of fingers. It was a Zekrom skeleton - but I’ve never touched a single Pokémon game at all!)

Monika: (gasping) “What the hell is that?!”

Yuri: “It’s a Z-”

Zekrom Skeleton: (glitching with every word) “Shut. Up.”

Yuri: (cowering in fear) “AAH! It…talks!”

Zekrom Skeleton: (glitching with every word) “My name is MissingNo., and I don’t know how I ended up here-”

(MissingNo.'s eyes looked directly into Monika’s eyes.)

MissingNo.: (glitching with every word) “You…you look lovely.”

(I was confused as to what MissingNo. meant by saying that Monika looked lovely.)

Natsuki: “Hey! What’s with the compliments, creep? Who are you and what do you want?”

MissingNo.: (glitching) “This game isn’t trying to tear itself apart - it was just signaling my arrival. And as to the compliments, meeting Monika is like love at first sight for me.”

(MissingNo. put his skeletal lip on Monika’s forehead - confusing me even more. Shockingly, Monika kissed MissingNo. back.)

MissingNo.: (glitching) “I love you, Monika.”