The Paramount Feature Presentation then started, but had the background extremely rusted, and there were claw marks on the screen, including a huge bite mark in the middle of the screen, as the Paramount logo looked like it was melting from massive heat. The usual trumpet music was replaced by an eerie whistling tune, and the voice of the announcer was demonically toned and heavily distorted. And when the “Feature Presentation” text zoomed in, a loud static noise erupted as it faded into the warning screen. But the text was in heavy mixes of jumbled words that had hidden messages on it like “EAT”, mainly overlapping the word thousands of times. Not to mention that the background was in cracks and blood soaked in it too.

It fades to black before showing a warning message; “The following THX trailer, featuring the characters of Spongebob Squarepants, and is to be made for the upcoming release of the Thirteen Ghosts, is not to be seen by anyone with sensitivity issues nor the faint of the weak-hearted. The contents you will soon be seeing wil have unsettling scenes, sounds, and images that will frighten younger viewers. You have been warned.”

Chapter 3 - THX/Nickelodeon Presents; Spongebob Squarepants in THX-Terror!

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Plankton meeting Tex
The message fades out as the THX trailer begins with a shot of Bikini Bottom at nighttime. It fades to a shot of the Chum Bucket, where inside Plankton and Karen were discussing how he will secretly steal the Krabby Patty formula since no one is there at the current time. Karen disagrees that there might be someone guarding the Krusty Krab there. Plankton obviously doesn’t agree with her, and so they argue for quite some time, before something barges down the main entrance of the restaurant like a maniac. That figure who stood menacingly at the entrance was no other than Tex the Robot. However his design in the trailer was deranged and frightening. His robot body was in dark shades, with black ink oozing from the bottom of his head and on his cap, as the head of his was deeply shaded out. He displayed a malevolent grinning expression as he slowly walked towards Plankton and his robotic partner.

Tex spoke in a slow, and raspy voice, “Hello… Wouldn’t you like to play a game with me?” Plankton, scared, doesn't agree to play with the robot due to the way he looks. He asked him if he could help steal the Krusty Krab formula with him. Tex in response, morphs his right hand into a grimson, and monstrous hand, and tries to attack Plankton, but fails and instead targets through the screen of Karen and shatters her completely. Plankton screamed in horror upon seeing his wife’s inevitable demise. He runs out of the Chum Bucket but is soon met with a shadow that resembles the Nick Jr mascot, the familiar orange figure that killed Jr.

That same figure said “Wouldn’t it be great if you were… to JOIN YOUR WIFE PLANKTON?” as he transformed into the monstrous resemblance of the Kirk Odd figure from the noedolekciN Archives. Plankton yelled “OH NEPTUNE WHAT THE KELP IS THAT THING?!” as it then showed a hyper realistic, and gruesomely detailed image of a closeup shot of Kirk Odd’s face as the sounds of the distorted screams of the damned were heard. Plankton backed away from the figure as he said “You’ll NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!” and ran the opposite direction but was also met with Tex, still having that same demonic effect, as Plankton then made a run out of the main entrance of the Chum Bucket.

There he would meet his demise by Kirk rapidly running up to Plankton and squashing him, thus cutting the screen to black. But the trailer was just the beginning.

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aw fucking hell nah bruh what duh hell are the sponglbingl gang doin in da THX place
The black image soon faded into a shot of the THX logo seen in the Moo Can trailer. Then the screen pans down to the sea creatures, gazing upon the ginormous logo in awe. There we see Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, and Gary, who were all confused and puzzled at the same time.

“So me boy, why exactly are we here anyway?” Mr Krabs questions Spongebob.

“Well Mr Krabs I've heard that apparently three people went missing in this area, and we all might have the courage to search for them.” Spongebob explained.

“Ugh, this will indeed, be wasting my precious time, relaxing my patience away from you guys..” Squidward fused.

“Gee I hope me daughter is feeling safe back there…” Mr Krabs said.

“Spongebob, are you sure this is safe?” Sandy asks him. Spongebob would then take a couple of seconds to look around the hideout to see if he can find some mischievous bad guys that might be lurking throughout the area. But there were none to be seen (for now at least), as the hideout was dead silent. Spongebob would then reassure the others that they’ll be fine if something bad happens.

Then as they walked up towards the logo, a shadow flew by them at a quick pace as a jetpack sound was heard. The gang were confused at first but paid no attention to it. As they continued approaching, the same shadow flew by again, but more visible. Patrick began getting nervous as he thought that shadow was gonna hurt him or something. Just then the jetpack noise became louder as the robot flew over and dropped down in front of them as Patrick yelled “AHH ROBOT GET AWAY FROM ME!!”. Tex reassures them that he comes in peace and won’t hurt a single creature in this hideout.

Spongebob decided to ask Tex if he had seen the three missing people that ended up in the hideout. Tex in response said that he hasn’t seen the missing people inside his hideout since he’d entered. The red robot then takes his leave as the others said goodbye to him. He activated his jetpack and took off in the shadows, where he wouldn’t be seen for now. Spongebob and the rest decided that they all should split up and find the three missing people. Those people in question were Larry, Ms. Puff, and Pearl. So Spongebob would go with Patrick, Mr. Krabs would go with Sandy and Gary, and Squidward would go off by himself. They all searched for the missing ones, but to no luck they couldn’t seem to find them anywhere. Back with Spongebob and Patrick, they were in a surrounding void, along with Squidward, and Mr. Krabs, Sandy, and Gary.

How i look at bro when he mischievously brings up 7-25-05
what THX's mascot (Tex) looked like in the trailer
They would all come back together to the same spot where the THX logo stood. Spongebob told them all that they had no luck finding the missing people, as Gary meows in sadness. Just then a faint demonic chuckle echoed through the hideout, as Spongebob got puzzled. Patrick started getting more nervous thus becoming scared. Mr Krabs thought that laugh was Plankton, who stole the formula, but in reality, DEAD. Just then the same robot dropped down in a dark background, far away from them. The robot had a shadow on his face, as if he was going through something depressing. However he wasn’t depressed, he had something malevolent to do. He looked at the sea creatures and said in a slow, and raspy tone, “Hello… Wouldn’t a game be fun to play with you all?” Spongebob of course wouldn’t say yes, except Mr Krabs, who was interested in the “game”. Tex said that the game is about hide and go seek.

1ST VICTIM WHO IS NEXT
the sea creatures upon seeing Gary's death
“Ohhh, so that’s what you wanna play huh? Sounds fine to me.” Mr Krabs exclaimed. Yet Sandy realized that this game the robot was playing wasn’t. She informs him that he was actually setting up a trap to kill them. Tex then spoke a hidden message in morse code which translates as “You don’t wanna see what I can do to these poor innocent sea creatures…” They all began to back up from Tex as he manically walked up towards them. Then he would do something that frightened me so much. Tex would snatch Gary and began tearing his insides apart, and would choke him at the same time offscreen. Upon the sea creatures watching in shock and horror arose within them.

Then he would drop the corpse of Gary as Spongebob shedded tears of anger. He would run up to Tex and throw punches at him, but all Tex did was dissipate into thin air and reappear again, in his demonic state. “Don’t you see Sponge, the blood that was shed, was for the matter of purposes.” Tex said as his voice faded into a demonic effect. “Now, which unlucky sea creature shall I be dying to fry next?”

Fight or Flight 
Sandy before getting killed
Now this is where they all begin to fight Tex, karate moves, swinging back punches, etc. But yet the robot just vanished back and forth, repeatedly doing the same move, thus to the point where he bothered Sandy with the same move. All she could do was throw karate moves back and then, yet no anvil was involved as the robot mimicked her over and over. Just then the squirrel was shoved over and fell to the ground, seemingly in pain. She tried to get up but the pain in her knees was unbearable. “What a dynamic sea creature duo.” Tex said. “Why do you call yourselves those silly names? The dynamite creature duo would work best. Nevermind, you all look dead in my eyes…” Sandy doesn’t know that what will happen next will soon succumb to her life. The same distorted figure appeared behind her, but in a darker contrast, as he let out a tentacle that went inside her helmet and took over the face of hers, ultimately killing her.

“HEY!! Why would you do this monstrosity to her?!” Squidward yelled with rage.

Me about to pull a slang
Mr. Krabs before getting his soul sucked
“I CAN’T heLp IT sqUidDy!! It mUsT CoNsUme the LiviNG aNd mUSt DIE!!” Tex glitched out as he let out a loud glitchy screech before targeting Squidward as he ran for his life. Squidward paced his running before the robot caught up to him and ripped his intestines out, but the scene was quickly cut off to Spongebob, Patrick, and Mr Krabs, who heard the faint blood-curdling screams of Squidward as he was getting mauled offscreen. They thoughtfully took a moment of thought that they might've lost the ragefullied robot who had a thirst to kill, but were all wrong as a quick punch threw at Mr Krabs, sending him off screaming. “MR KRABS NO!!” Spongebob yelled. Mr Krabs was on the ground in pain, as he was about to get up the same distorted figure came up and took Mr Krabs’ soul as the poor crab screamed in terror before being sucked.

Meme stand
Rick.
Spongebob and Patrick had no other choice but to find an alternate escape route out of this nightmare. Patrick while running suddenly stood there if nothing had happened. Spongebob was left confused but worried about him being slaughtered, he confronts him to run along and get out of the hideout and back to Bikini Bottom they go. He at this point begs Patrick to keep moving or else he’ll succumb to his wrath of death. Patrick told the worrisome sponge, “Spongebob.. run.. Run your legs back to Bikini Bottom.” Before a tentacle stabbing him in both the head and torso, leaving Patrick to plummet down and instantly dying. My heart skipped a beat as I saw this. Patrick in my opinion was one of the funniest characters in the show and he had to sacrifice himself for Spongebob and his other dead sea friends. What am I supposed to be watching?

Spongebob gasped at the sight as he saw Patrick’s corpse. Tex turned over to Spongebob menacingly, facing him before him raising his arms and opening his one only eye that resembled a human’s eye. Spongebob screamed and took off in a flash to evade the robot and escape. Meanwhile the same distorted figure followed behind Tex, shredding things that got in their way such as walls, decorations, and other objects, as they both laughed like a couple of people who lost their insanity.

Spongebob soon found a hidden door that he went through so that the criminals wouldn’t find him. At first he went through a tunnel that led him into a dark room with no light. Spongebob looked around and noticed a light switch. He flips in on, not knowing what he was about to see, will scar him for life, also making me gag. In there he saw what seemed to be like the three dead corpses of Larry, Ms. Puff, and Pearl, who were all stapled between the walls stained with blood. Spongebob widened his eyes in shock as he tried not to let out a scream of terror by covering his mouth and then falling into a fetal position after falling to his knees. Spongebob couldn’t help but let out a tear and tried not to cry, knowing that all of his friends were dead by the hands of Tex.

Suddenly the scenery transformed into the same hideout before, but darker. Spongebob got up and looked to the right, seeing the same figure from before, but more visible as it had a wicked grin on its face. He then lets out the same familiar lines from the Nick Jr Little Bear hijacking, “What is stronger than the human heart?” Spongebob backed away from the figure as the figure continued with his speech as he twitched and eventually transformed into what he was known as Kirk Odd. He immediately snatches Spongebob and runs towards the exit of the hidden room and yeeting him across the room.

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this war Dunkin his brain up
Spongebob got up slowly as he began to hear bone breaking noises that echoed from the other hallway. He slowly walked to the other hallway as unsettling music began playing in the background. Once he reached the other hallway he saw Tex, eating the dead corpses of Mr Krabs and Squidward, who were both fried and cooked. Tex turned his head towards Spongebob as the sponge screamed and ran away from what he saw. He kept running as fast as his legs could carry him, until the robot picked him up and threw him to Kirk and started head towards the main hideout where the THX logo stood. Kirk soon let go of the yellow absorbed sponge and threw him in front of the THX logo.

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ah hell naw spongubob boutta die
Followed by Tex dropping down behind him and Kirk in front. Spongebob pleaded not to die by the hands of the two menacing criminals, but the two showed no mercy to him, as Kirk got ready to suck Sponge’s soul out. Spongebob backed away in horror as this frightening moment was approaching him. It cuts to a shot of Kirk before cutting to Spongebob, who was scared to death as a rising suspense tone rose before abruptly cutting to black as the sound cut off with the only audible sounds of the agonizing screaming noise of Spongebob as he got killed offscreen.

Chapter 4 - Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy lV - Upon Death

Search party
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy looking for Man-Ray
As soon as I thought the trailer would soon be over, it showed a dark room with dark crystals above. Then it would reveal Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy walking towards the screen and entering into their respective hideout. However as they entered there they found corpses of Plankton and Karen inside, and the other corpses of the people in Bikini Bottom.

They looked around the room to find the culprits behind this mysterious act, until they saw two dark figures in a dark hallway, those in resemblance to Man-Ray and the Dirty Bubble. They came for terror to defeat the two heroes once and for all, but failed as suddenly Man-Ray was dragged into the abyss, screaming. And Dirty Bubble was popped by a sharp red claw that looked like Kirk Odd. Then two people were faintly seen, Tex and Kirk. Tex spoke a hidden message in morse code, which was sounded in a demonic-toned pitch, confusing both Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

“Your crime-saving days are over. But don’t you worry, we’ll be assuring you that you’re gonna be in a wonderful world, where your friends are now.” Kirk spoke before the two’s eyes glowing out and them chuckling demonically. This made Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy pose into their battle stances, ready to fight back against the enemy. However, as the two fought with the robot, the figure, Kirk, lunged at Barnacle Boy while letting out a loud inhumane scream as Barnacle Boy screamed before knocking him out, placing his two fists and ripping the torso of Barnacles’ apart. Mermaid Man retreated and ran for his dear life, or else he’ll end up dead like Barnacle Boy. He tried to get out of the main hideout but was stopped by Tex in front of him.

“You think you can run very far?” Tex asked. “You know your fate must be sealed and you can’t run away from it.” Mermaid Man backed away from Tex but bumped into Kirk as he displayed a sinister grin. They both got closer to Mermaid Man as they were about to kill him. Before they could, however, the scene cuts to a hallway with a familiar figure watching the death of Mermaid Man. The scene cuts back to the criminals staring down at the dead body of Mermaid Man, until out of nowhere, a drawn version of Spongebob, Doodlebob, came out and held up a pencil and pointed at them while threatening to erase Tex and Kirk. The two of them however just started staring at them like if they didn’t just seem to give a fuck after all. “HOY MINOY!!” Doodlebob yelled as he charged at the criminals, but was soon grabbed by Kirk and then shredded away by bits, as the pencil of his fell to the ground.

The scene suddenly pans out of what looked like to be a TV, and would then cut to Patchy the Pirate and his pet bird, who were looking shocked and frightened. “SO THIS IS HOW IT ENDS?!” Patchy yelled in fright. Tex and Kirk quickly moved their heads towards Patchy as he became scared. “So you want me to come out of this screen of yours and drag you into the world of your wildest dreams?” Tex asked. Patchy couldn’t get up from his couch as he was glued to it (not literally), he was deemed too scared to get up and get away from the TV nor turn it off. Tex suddenly got out of the television and said “Speechless? Alright then… Your time is over…” Tex then proceeded to slash the head of Patchy’s off, but was immediately cut to black as the slicing sound was heard echoing.

The trailer then reached its ending peak by fading into a dark shot of the THX logo, but there stood unpleasant changes that unsettled me. The logo stood in dark shades, as an orange splat was drenched onto the logo, and the Nickelodeon text was seen in pieces, most likely shattered upon impact. The tiny yellow plankton creatures from the United Plankton Pictures Inc. logo were seen dead and decomposed as a huge blood splatter was found beneath them, as if it were to get roadkill or something. Some of the residents of Bikini Bottom were seen brutally killed, with some being mutilated and one of their body parts dislocated and their stomachs severely open and half of them were either eaten alive or burned to a crisp. And the sky above the logo was similar to the sky seen in Bikini Bottom, you know, the flower-like shapes of the clouds.

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Tex has sum explaining to do
Not knowing what will happen next, Tex dropped down to the screen in a quick pace, scaring me as Kirk appeared behind him. Tex looked up at me and began saying something viscous that almost scarred me for life. Tex’s speech is as follows, “Do you see what happens when you think it’s funny to be so scared of my appearance? The truth hurts, but the ones you love will never be seen again. These actions of mine are an act of vengeance and misery, and yours is just begging for an end.”

And Kirk’s line is as follows, “Do you remember the time, 7/25/05? The time where your favorite sponge fell into misery. This is why you all must reconsider the terrible actions you do, thus you’ll land into a world of undeniable suffering and despair.”

Then Tex finished by saying this, “So if you think you’ve seen this by mistake, know that what you will be witnessing is much more painful that no escape is guaranteed. Good night.”

At that point the deep note began to rise as Kirk suddenly launched Tex by violently throwing him into the air as he followed while both of them laughed like a group of maniacs. Once they disappeared the THX logo rose and the deep note played, except the logo was now in a deep shade of red, and the deep note was a rendered version of the original deep note with the entire Spongebob cast screaming. Then followed by “The Audience is Listening” slogan dropping down on screen, the slogan was now instead “The Audience is Drowning” in the style of the Krabby Patty font as seen in the credits. Not to mention that the text was drenched in blood and blood splatters were seen in the corners of the screen as the copyright holder of Viacom and Spongebob were seen in the bottom, and the THX website link was beneath the copyright holder and the Nick.com holder was on top of the copyright holder too.