Write really overly-funny super hilarious comedy 17+ short Scooby-Doo cartoon parody transcript (written like a story book) that always starts with the villain moment first, then the gang hearing about it once they reach the area, and then the rest based on my prompt: (but make it more funnier adult comedy where the gang constantly make fun of and question physics that ain’t possible or don’t make any sense and why, they always mistake some character for a famous person because of their surname being literally the same as a real life celebrity, forcing the character to correct them angrily, Shaggy is often the one who would mishear a location name, leading to someone correcting him angrily and why, Velma is often rudely interrupted by the gang when she says something too scientifically smart,  they always know that a place they are going to doesn't sound like it exists, they also know something in a place they go to shouldn't even be there as it makes no sense, they question names of things or people and why, and even question the motives and why (Plus they constantly do  pop culture references and jokes, and mentions of famous people, games, songs, and shows occasionally in the prompt: 

A criminal by the name of Codefinger breaks into a top-secret government compound to steal a decoder, once he grabs it, the alarm goes off. He steals an army jeep with the military hot on his trail. To stash the decoder for safekeeping, he hid it in Pingree's Department Store.

The gang are heading to the department store to exchange a broken toaster. Once they get there, a trapdoor opens and they all fell through. They land in a secret room where General Hepler and Major Burch have been expecting them, he gives them a top-secret mission explaining that Codefinger stole a decoder and hid it in the store. To avoid suspicion, they decided to recruit normal people to find the decoder and the gang have been chosen. The problem is that the decoder is so top-secret no one knows what it looks like, the only clue is that it's designed to look like an ordinary household appliance. Myrtle the decoder was designed to respond to code words, Hepler gives each of them a code phrase to say to find Myrtle. Back at the entrance they read their phrases, Shaggy's says "I love you more than I've ever loved anyone.", Scrappy's says "Go ahead, call the police, I dare you.", Scooby's "Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man" and Daphne's "So how much is that, anyway?".

They split-up to talk to different appliances, Daphne attracts the attention of the salesclerk Alphonse who is confused about what she's doing. He finds Scooby who thinks he's another weirdo. Shaggy accidentally says his phrase to a lady named Myrtle. Hearing Scrappy's phrase, Alphonse thinks they're all nuts and goes to get the store detective. Shaggy starts to give up, but when he says his phrase, a fan responds revealing to be Myrtle. As they start to leave, the detective who accuses them of being shoplifters. He tries to take the fan back, accidentally turning it on sending Shaggy and Scooby flying. Scrappy tricks the detective by disguising himself as a toy clown, although he sees through it, he grabs the wrong one. After losing the detective, Codefinger steals Myrtle and attempts to escape on the escalator, but goes on the wrong one and gets flown away passing Daphne and Scrappy who grabs Myrtle while Codefinger crashes into a make-up stand and runs away. General Hepler shows up and Major Burch offers to take it, but Daphne sees him as Codefinger because he has make-up on his uniform. Codefinger doesn't deny it and takes Myrtle again, but bumps into Scooby who turns on the fan and he and Codefinger fly to the ceiling of the store.