Create a humorous scam-baiting response, in the style of Strong Bad from the Homestar Runner series, to the following email, to lure the scammer into a false sense of security by posing as a potential victim.

Dear Beloved in the Lord, Cameron McCaffrey 

How are you today and your family? I do believe that God is really in control. Sorry for my late response, it is because of my health condition.

I am very happy and a little bit relieved after reading your message in which you have accepted to help me fulfill my late husband's wish. I pray  that the almighty God will guide you without looking back, As for why I chose you, I was going through your Country Guest Book and I saw your profile and I decided to pray with it and God revealed to me that you can do it without disappointing me.
 
Now that you have accepted to help me and my late Husband achieve our last wish, I will like to tell you more about my family, my late husband who  worked with Multinational Integrated Oil and Gas Company in London and one of the five "Super major" oil companies in the world as their Europeans drilling rig supplier for 17 years before his death On Christmas Eve 2015, My late husband died  on his way to play at Midnight Mass at St Saviour's Church in Sheffield and he died in hospital three days later, i have to move on with my life until now that Doctors have told me that my days are numbered, though i still believe that God can still do something in my life.

I know that we have a lot of bad people today on the Internet which has made it very difficult to know the good people, but I am assuring you that if you can give me a chance you will not regret it. And I am advising you not to use your bad past experience against me and my late husband's funds.

You can see more about me from this link below for you to know who I am. Go through this website and you will see everything you need to know about me:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2529286/A-year-murder-organists-widow-breaks-vigil.html

When i come across your Contact, i prayed and fasted over it for days before God show me that you will be the right person and i am believing in you that you will do exactly as i have said by utilizing Fund on the condition that you will take only 40% of the fund for yourself, while you will use the remaining 60% to help the less privileges people in the society. This is in fulfillment of the last request of my late husband: that a substantial part of the fund be used to care for the less privileged people.
 
I cannot predict what will be my fate by the time the fund will be transferred into your account, but you should please ensure that the fund is used as I have described above.
 
You have to send me the following information below so my Lawyer can go and present it to the Bank before i will give you the Bank contact information for you to contact them directly for them to proceed with the Transfer immediately.
 
Send me this information below:
 
Your Full Name:
Your Full Contact Address:
Your Direct Mobile Line:
Your Occupation:
Your Passport Copy:
Your Age:
Your Email Address:
 
As soon as I receive the above listed information, I will give you the Bank Email contact and the Documents that the Bank issued to my late husband at the time of deposit so you will send it to them while contacting them as evidence to your claim.
 
l remain yours sister in the Lord.
Mrs. Maureen A. Greaves
Church Army evangelist)