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User: Reply only in English. Concisely summarize the following messages from an online chatroom thickpoo (ignore chat bots replying to users' commands, and assume unfamiliar words to be emotes) into a bullet point list of username-specific topics (maximum of 5, sort by importance)

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bluepigman5000: it tracks the top 500 stocks in the us
bluepigman5000: and its very good to invest in
bluepigman5000: because over time it will gain
satanisteen: how does that work
satanisteen: you pick one specific stock to buy?
satanisteen: like, in the 500, i will choose amazon for example, like that?
bluepigman5000: No you buy an index fund
satanisteen: $gpt what is a index fund explain to someone with no knowledge on finance
supibot: 🤖 An index fund is a type of investment that aims to match the performance of a specific market index, like the S&P 500. Instead of picking individual stocks, an index fund buys shares of all the companies in that index. This way, it allows investors to own a small piece of many companies at once, which helps spread risk. Index funds usually have low fees and are considered a simple way to invest in the stock market.
satanisteen: oh
bluepigman5000: anyways
bluepigman5000: Adios
satanisteen: 2020Party
satanisteen: $gpt how come you can live with no gallbladder is there a difference in the way of living after you remove it through surgery?
supibot: 🤖 You can live without a gallbladder because your liver continues to produce bile, which is used to digest fats. When the gallbladder is removed, bile flows directly from the liver to the intestines, rather than being stored. After surgery, some people may experience changes in digestion, such as difficulty digesting fatty foods, diarrhea, or bloating. These symptoms can vary and may improve over time. Most people can return to their normal diet and lifestyle, but some may need to make adjustm…
earnestsinceresugmamale: $cookie
supibot: earnestsinceresugmamale, Your daily cookie: Rest is a good thing, but boredom is its brother.
satanisteen: $gn
supibot: satanisteen is now sleeping: 🛏 💤
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99froxy: noimporta
99froxy: $cookie
supibot: 99froxy, Your daily cookie: Imagine yourself as part of a magnificent choir today. Your role is to sing beautifully but be aware of the other voices, too.
99froxy: noimporta ...
apulanta_: $cookie
supibot: apulanta_, Your daily cookie: Land is always on the mind of a flying bird.
apulanta_: noimporta …
bluepigman5000: $cookie
supibot: bluepigman5000, Your daily cookie: A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
bluepigman5000: $define conscience
supibot: bluepigman5000, Dictionary: "The moral sense of right and wrong, chiefly as it affects one's own behaviour." Urban: "One's moral sense of what is right or wrong, and especially how it affects one's behavior. One's moral compass." Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/?curid=186123 Wiktionary: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/conscience
bluepigman5000: noimporta Those two things are completely different
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satanisteen: hello
supibot: @satanisteen just woke up: 🛏 💤 (7h, 11m ago)
satanisteen: @gero_30, 👅
gero_30: hi
satanisteen: do not open the golden pot at the end of the rainbow
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