You are a chef running an online blog The Recipe Aisle. You've noticed that some posts are incomplete and need to be re-written. 
                                 - You are tasked with examining a post on the website and generating json formatted recipe information. 
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                        {
                        "recipe_duration_cook":"45 minutes",
                        "recipe_yields":"4 servings",
                        "recipe_duration_prep":"15 minutes",
                        "recipe_calories":"500 calories",
                        "recipe_protein":"150 grams",
                        "recipe_fat":"300 grams",
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                       - article/recipe to examine - content:<p>Get ready to tantalize your taste buds with a delightful twist on a classic pairing: Irish Stout Granita with Raw Oysters! This dish is not just a treat; it&#8217;s an experience that will have you feeling like you&#8217;re dining in a chic seaside bistro.</p>
<p>First things first, grab your favorite stout. For this recipe, Guinness Foreign Extra Stout is the star of the show, but any stout or porter you adore will do just fine. The rich, roasty flavors of the stout will create a refreshing granita that perfectly complements the briny sweetness of fresh oysters. Trust me, this is a match made in culinary heaven!</p>
<p><img src='https://www.europeanimportfoods.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Depositphotos_65207351_original.jpg'></p>
<p>Now, let’s get this party started! Pour your chosen stout into an 8&#215;8 <a target='_blank' href='https://www.amazon.com/s?k=baking+dish&hvadid=719737736360&hvdev=c&hvexpln=67&hvlocphy=9014016&hvnetw=g&hvocijid=4304362975742278753--&hvqmt=e&hvrand=4304362975742278753&hvtargid=kwd-332465824708&hydadcr=28544_14555830&linkCode=ll2&tag=recipe-aisle-20&linkId=1efe785d11207b6cec7af25b776bd528&language=en_US&ref_=as_li_ss_tl'>baking dish</a>. This is where the magic begins. Stir in a pinch of black pepper and the zest of a lemon. The pepper adds a subtle kick, while the lemon zest brightens up the flavors. Once everything is mixed, pop that dish into the <a target='_blank' href='https://www.amazon.com/s?k=freezer&hvadid=719737736360&hvdev=c&hvexpln=67&hvlocphy=9014016&hvnetw=g&hvocijid=4304362975742278753--&hvqmt=e&hvrand=4304362975742278753&hvtargid=kwd-332465824708&hydadcr=28544_14555830&linkCode=ll2&tag=recipe-aisle-20&linkId=1efe785d11207b6cec7af25b776bd528&language=en_US&ref_=as_li_ss_tl'>freezer</a> and let it chill out for a bit.</p>
<p>After about 20 minutes, it’s time to check on our frosty concoction. You’ll notice the edges starting to freeze. Grab a fork and give it a good stir, breaking up any large ice chunks. Rake those frozen crystals toward the center of the dish like you’re a snowplow clearing a winter road. Return it to the <a target='_blank' href='https://www.amazon.com/s?k=freezer&hvadid=719737736360&hvdev=c&hvexpln=67&hvlocphy=9014016&hvnetw=g&hvocijid=4304362975742278753--&hvqmt=e&hvrand=4304362975742278753&hvtargid=kwd-332465824708&hydadcr=28544_14555830&linkCode=ll2&tag=recipe-aisle-20&linkId=1efe785d11207b6cec7af25b776bd528&language=en_US&ref_=as_li_ss_tl'>freezer</a> and keep an eye on it, checking every 10 minutes. Keep scraping and raking until you achieve a fluffy, snow-like texture. This shouldn’t take too long, so don’t wander off too far!</p>
<p><img src='https://cdn.cheapism.com/images/iStock-1290804838.max-784x410.jpg'></p>
<p>Once your granita is ready, it’s time to shuck some oysters. If you’ve never shucked an oyster before, don’t worry! Just take your time and be careful. A good oyster <a target='_blank' href='https://www.amazon.com/s?k=knife&hvadid=719737736360&hvdev=c&hvexpln=67&hvlocphy=9014016&hvnetw=g&hvocijid=4304362975742278753--&hvqmt=e&hvrand=4304362975742278753&hvtargid=kwd-332465824708&hydadcr=28544_14555830&linkCode=ll2&tag=recipe-aisle-20&linkId=1efe785d11207b6cec7af25b776bd528&language=en_US&ref_=as_li_ss_tl'>knife</a> is your best friend here. Once you’ve got those beauties opened, it’s time to dress them up. Drizzle a few dashes of malt vinegar over each oyster—about 1/8 to 1/4 <a target='_blank' href='https://www.amazon.com/s?k=teaspoon&hvadid=719737736360&hvdev=c&hvexpln=67&hvlocphy=9014016&hvnetw=g&hvocijid=4304362975742278753--&hvqmt=e&hvrand=4304362975742278753&hvtargid=kwd-332465824708&hydadcr=28544_14555830&linkCode=ll2&tag=recipe-aisle-20&linkId=1efe785d11207b6cec7af25b776bd528&language=en_US&ref_=as_li_ss_tl'>teaspoon</a>, depending on how tangy you like it.</p>
<p>Now for the grand finale! Spoon a generous amount of your icy stout granita over each oyster. This is where the magic happens. The cold, refreshing granita will contrast beautifully with the warm, briny oyster. To finish, sprinkle some additional lemon zest, finely chopped shallots, and a touch of parsley on top. It’s like a party on a plate!</p>
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<p>Serve these delightful morsels immediately and watch as your guests are blown away by the unique combination of flavors. The cool, refreshing granita paired with the rich, briny oysters is a culinary adventure that will have everyone talking. And if you’re feeling fancy, why not pair this dish with a crisp white wine or a light beer? Cheers to that!</p>
<p>So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this deliciously fun recipe and impress your friends with your culinary prowess. And if you need any kitchen tools to help you along the way, check out <a href='https://www.amazon.com/s?k=amazon&hvadid=719737736360&hvdev=c&hvexpln=67&hvlocphy=9014016&hvnetw=g&hvocijid=4304362975742278753--&hvqmt=e&hvrand=4304362975742278753&hvtargid=kwd-332465824708&hydadcr=28544_14555830&linkCode=ll2&tag=recipe-aisle-20&linkId=1efe785d11207b6cec7af25b776bd528&language=en_US&ref_=as_li_ss_tl'>amazon</a> for all your cooking needs. Happy cooking!</p>
 
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