Write really overly-funny super hilarious comedy 17+ short 1970s Scooby-Doo cartoon parody transcript based on my prompt:(but make it more funnier adult comedy where the gang constantly make fun of and question physics that ain’t possible or don’t make any sense and why, The Mystery Machine is always parked in the most oddest places, beginning to end. Jerk, Fred, is the most illegal one, disobeys every law and is terrible at driving and often crashes to prove a point badly, Velma is too smart…Scrappy is a superhero with real powers and everyone likes him, Shaggy, mocks EVERY SINGLE name of people INCLUDING THE VILLAINS NAMES AFTER THAT with Scooby also mocking them, Fred would also put the blame for a monster’s crime on Red Herring (From A Pup Named Scooby-Doo), who’d often get mad at Fred for still blaming him and ends up in a funny situation himself before disappearing offscreen. The gang always know that a place they are going to doesn’t sound like it exists, they also know something in a place they go to shouldn’t even be there as it makes no sense, they question names of things or people and why, and even question the motives and why (Plus they constantly do pop culture references and jokes, and mentions of famous people, games, songs, and shows occasionally, AND they’d make fun of the plot in the prompt: THE GANG ALWAYS MOCKS ThE NAMES OF EVERYONE THEY MEET. EVEN THE VILLAINS AND EVEN MOCK THE LOCATION NAMES TOO. (Do this with EVERY prompt i give. 


The gang are at Wolf's End Lodge, and a man named Mr.Greenway tells them it's great that they're visiting since business is slow. When Daphne asks why he explains that the area is being terrorized by the Snow Ghost. Mr.Greenway also claims that the lodge's owner, Fu Lan Chi, has gone missing. Mr.Greenway tells them if they will stay, Mr. Leech will attend to their bags before walking away. Fred then asks Scooby and Shaggy if they can find some firewood while he and the girls check out the lodge. Shaggy says they’ll do it but there better be some hot coco with their names on it.

Shaggy and Scooby can pick up some firewood if they do; the Snow Ghost runs up and scares the duo before chasing them.

If Scooby and Shaggy enter the lodge without the firewood, Mr.Leech can be seen saying he’ll bring the gang’s bags to their room before walking away. Shaggy and Scooby then enter the lodge, Daphne asks if they have gotten the firewood, and Shaggy tells them he hasn’t found it yet. Fred encourages them to keep looking and then Shaggy and Scooby walk away. If Scooby and Shaggy enter the lodge with the firewood, Scooby and Shaggy run in, and Fred asks them what happened. Shaggy explains the Snow Ghost was chasing them and state that they won’t go back out there. Fred then says they should search the lodge while he and the girls check outside and then all three of them walk outside.

Outside the front of the lodge, Scooby and Shaggy can pick up some jewels.

In the library, Scooby and Shaggy can find Mr. Leech talking to somebody on a radio, saying that nobody will suspect a thing and the Snow Ghost will take care of them. Mr.Leech then notices the duo and begins chasing them. In the library, Scooby and Shaggy can find an invoice for R. Necros.

In the flowery guest room, Scooby and Shaggy can find some coal and a corset.

In the old guest room, Scooby and Shaggy can find a white sheet.

If Scooby and Shaggy give Fred all of the clues they can currently, Shaggy, Scooby, Fred, and Daphne will go inside the lodge. Daphne says they need to find Fu Lan Chi and find out what the Snow Ghost is up to. Fred says they need to search for more clues. He tells Scooby and Shaggy to search the woods while the rest of them will keep looking around the lodge. Shaggy and Scooby say they can’t do this plan due to how scared they are and the fact a giant snow plow is blocking the path. Velma walks in saying she moved the snow plow. Shaggy now agrees to this plan but says if they see the Snow Ghost they’re out of there.

In the woods Scooby and Shaggy can encounter the Snow Ghost and, if they lead him to the snow family and use the coal on them, they will quickly disguise themselves as snow versions of themselves. The Snow Ghost is fooled by their disguise and runs off. Scooby and Shaggy then take their disguises off.

In the sawmill, which Shaggy goes to alone, Shaggy can find an old bone.

In the cave a wolf is blocking part of the path however Shaggy can give it a bone and the wolf will chew on it letting them pass. In the cave, Scooby and Shaggy can find the ancient temple where they can find Fu Lan Chi. If they get close to Fu Lan Chi they will mistake him for a ghost. They’re about to run away but quickly corrects them and introduces himself. Shaggy explains they have been looking everywhere for him. Fu explains he was terrified to leave the temple due to the Snow Ghost. He says the Snow Ghost took some artifacts but he didn’t spot him and Fu was able to grab a key the Snow Ghost dropped. Fu gives the iron key to Shaggy and Scooby thinking they can use it. Shaggy thanks him and tells him he’ll let the others know where he is.

Shaggy and Scooby can go to the lodge and tell the gang they found Fu Lan Chi. Daphne asks if he said anything about the Snow Ghost and Shaggy tells her that Fu said the Snow Ghost was taking treasures from the ancient temple. Velma says everything is beginning to make sense but they don’t have everything to solve this mystery. Fred asks Shaggy and Scooby if they can find some clues and things they can use to make a trap.

Scooby and Shaggy in the lodge can use the iron key to unlock the locked door to the attic. In the attic, they can find a book on Tibetan myths and a shovel.

Once Fred has all of the clues and everything that he needs for the trap, Fred says he thinks he figured out what the Snow Ghost is up to and asks the gang to follow him. Outside the lodge, Fred tells Shaggy and Scooby to lead the Snow Ghost down the slope toward the hole. Daphne and Velma then say that's where they will be waiting with the corset that Scooby and Shaggy will ski to so they don’t fall into the hole.

Scooby and Shaggy then go to the cave where the Snow Ghost is and lead him to the ski slope. Shaggy is on skis holding Scooby and while they go down the hill the Snow Ghost chases after them. Once they make it down Scooby and Shaggy will slide around for a bit while the Snow Ghost chases them. Velma tells the duo to come to her and they presumably do. The Snow Ghost then walks onto the white sheet confused before falling down the hole. Scooby and Shaggy then also slide into the hole. Fred then unmasks the Snow Ghost and reveals him to be Mr.Greenway. Velma and Fred explain Mr.Greenway learned about the temple from a book on Tibetan lore. He then hired Mr.Leech to help hollow out logs in the sawmill so he could ship the temple’s treasures without being noticed. Shaggy then asks where Mr.Leech is. Fu Lan Chi then walks towards them explaining he called the police and Mr.Leech is already in custody. Mr.Greenway curses the meddling kids for foiling his plans. Fu Lan Chi tells him to be quiet, before thanking the gang and Shaggy requests food as a way of saying thanks Scooby chimes in requesting Scooby snacks.

The gang then drives away in the Mystery Machine however, it seems like somebody's watching them. They complain that the gang foiled their smuggling operation before saying that they may enjoy a nice vacation.