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After GOP gained control of all three branches of governments, then reneged on it's pledge to end illegal immigration, repeal ObamaCare, and implement tax reform: "Dems see control of Congress in reach" in 2018 after 2017's election upsets. Two EXCLUSIVE FBI reports prove existence of “the Deep State” working against Trump's agenda, warns of ISIS ties to the anti-Trump "resistance,” and highlights dangers of domestic terrorism from anti-Trump radicals. Who's the friend of Wall Street fat cats now? Obama set to receive $400,000 from one speech to the investment firm Cantor Fitzgerald, which is double the amount the Clinton’s charged for similar speeches. Chuck Schumer fact-checked by Washington Post over claim that 'millions of women turn' to Planned Parenthood for mammograms: "It does not have mammogram machines".The Post previously gave "The repeated, misleading claim that Planned Parenthood 'provides' mammograms" Three Pinocchios. PolitiFact says Chuck Schumer tells the truth only 12% of the time. Target told us there was nothing to fear from their "inclusive" bathroom policy, but they were categorically mistaken. As reported by Chicago police, a mother entered the Target unisex bathroom with her young daughter, and moments later, a man entered who stated that he needed to use the bathroom. Based on Target's 'inclusive' policy, he was allowed to do so without restrictions, and based on horrified witness' statements, he then pushed into the stall occupied by the little girl, exposed his genitals, relieved himself, then fled the scene. Police described this 'pee-vert' as "black with a dark complexion, about 30 to 40 years old, 5-foot-10 to 6 feet tall, 170 to 190 pounds and wearing a red jacket, dark-colored hat, gray pants and sunglasses." Target spokesperson Danielle Schumann's attempt to sugarcoat the incident was pathetic, because she told NBC Chicago that the man was only drunk when he exposed and relieved himself. And in any liberal's opinion, that makes everything okay. SHULKIN COULDN'T WHISTLE HIS WAY PAST THE GRAVEYARD. Though we feel at times that President Trump has been 'fire crazy' in regard to dismissing his cabinet members, we fully concur that this one deserved the ax. We say "good riddance" to ex-Veterans Administration chief David Shulkin who -- according to his arrogant account -- did nothing to deserve an ouster. But we think differently, and could we offer him some advice, it would be this; When you're caught with your hand firmly in the cookie jar, it's better to accept your fate than to try whining and lying your way around it, e.g., issuing a statement saying that documented facts regarding such are “neither accurate nor objective”. And when an inspector general’s report found “serious derelictions” in Shulkin’s leadership, among them doctoring emails to allow he and his wife luxurious European vacations at taxpayers' expense while veterans went without, well ... Regarding that, a report from the Inspector General for the Department of Veterans Affairs found that the Washington D.C.'s VA Medical Center has for years “suffered a series of systemic and programmatic failures to consistently