Create a scam-baiting response in the style of Strong Bad (from the Homestar Runner series) to the most recent email, to keep the scammer in a false sense of security by posing as a potential victim.

Email #1, from Cameron (scam-baiter):

Dear Mrs. <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PERSON>,

I am incredibly relieved to finally hear from the UN Compensation Unit about the compensation for the unfortunate incident I was a victim of years ago. This news could not have come at a better time, and I cannot express how grateful I am that efforts are being made to rectify the situation.

I must admit, initially, I was skeptical about the authenticity of this email. But after clicking the provided link and seeing the information corroborated on an established news website, all my doubts have melted away. It’s reassuring to see that there are safeguards in place for people like me who have gone through such an ordeal.

Please find my contact details listed below:

- Full Name: Cameron McCaffrey
- Address: 123 Main Street, Anytown, AA, USA 45678
- Phone Number: +1 (555) 012-3456
- Country of Origin: United States of America

I understand that there is a fee for paperwork and documentation amounting to $500.00USD. In order to expedite this process, could you kindly provide the details of whom I should direct the payment to through Western Union or MoneyGram, or RIA, as you suggested?

Furthermore, I would like to ensure that this transaction remains as secure as possible. If there is any additional verification or steps I need to take to assist in this process, please feel free to instruct me. My schedule is very flexible currently, and I can make arrangements to accommodate the transfer and receipt of funds as needed.

Let me express my sincerest thanks for your assistance and prompt response in this matter. I await your detailed instructions on how to proceed with the payment for the paperwork and documentation.

Warm regards,

Cameron McCaffrey
cmccaff1@fau.edu

Email #2, from Rosemary:

Dear Cameron McCaffrey
         cmccaff1@fau.edu


     I'm glad to receive your email this morning which was dated 02-11-2024, I must re-assure you that all things have been put in place to make sure that your compensation funds will get to you on or before the end of business week.

     Meanwhile, My secretary informed me this morning that the account officer who is in charge of Western Union, MoneyGram, Ria went on Marital leave last Friday, so making payment through that department will not yield any speedy result as targeted by the department, therefore i contacted the Zelle Department to give me the details which you will use to make the payment of $500.00USD (Processing and Documentation fee), which is below, I hope you know how to use Zelle to make payment, the below is the details for the Zelle Payment.

Zelle Details:

Name: Patricia A rexrode
E-mail: <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_EMAIL_ADDRESS>
Amount: $500.00USD

     From what you said above about your flexible schedules, it will be fast, reliable that we communicate through text messages, which I think is fast and best, on that note, here is my text number: <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PHONE_NUMBER>. I have texted you already.

     Lastly, You absolutely have nothing to worry about, because as the director of the compensation department, I will certainly make sure that before the week ends, you will have your compensation funds, is my promise.

Best Regards

<PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PERSON>
Director UN Compensation Department