all right
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females and
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steroids ladies if you're taking
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steroids hit me up I think it's a great
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look you know you got that sex drive
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your boy's here for it start with that
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actually like in all in all classes or
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just in general bodybuilding and for I
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do think that's one thing I was I think
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about are there do you think there as
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many women outside of bodybuilding un
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steroids as there are men outside of
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bodybuilding steroids like not even
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close yeah I I was thinking the same
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thing I think the females have a much
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higher fraction of their total steroid
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users in competition than males yes the
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average steroid user is a 23-year-old
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kid in New Jersey who like cheat curls
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the 80 lb dumbbells that's that average
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stere
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user some small percentage competitors a
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lot of guys are just like New York Stock
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Brokers trying to get their C again at
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age 45 yeah on the female side it seems
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to me a much higher proportion of
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females who use steroids tend to be the
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ones being competitive and there's a
1:03
reason for that and Johnny and I want to
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tell you guys about some of those
1:07
reasons because especially if you're a
1:10
younger female especially if you're on
1:13
social media especially if you look up
1:15
to these girls that are bikini Champions
1:17
or just like you know your favorite fit
1:18
fluenc who's you know Brazilian and
1:20
dropping aarab into hering mocha choca
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lat
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y you know you remember that song yeah
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it's so easy as a female who's maybe a
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teenage female or early
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20s looking at these bodies and being
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like that's what I want and I know these
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girls are on that and I want in and
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there's nothing wrong with that so full
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disclaimer I'm a married man but in an
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alternate universe where I'm single line
1:45
them up juicy girls not juicy girls your
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voice is high your voice is low I love
1:52
it I don't give a thing is I'm a little
1:55
bit more masculine than the average man
1:57
my head's shaped like a
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triceratops I weigh 240 um if I don't
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shave I'm completely covered in hair
2:04
like you're not going to impress me with
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masculinity like if you're like oh I'm
2:08
kind of Ma I'm kind of masculine like
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girl get in line what are you nuts so
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compared to me you a dainty female one
2:14
way or another I'm talking about all the
2:15
way up to Pro bodybuilder them don't
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intimidate me as a matter of fact I'm
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quite interested but what I like being a
2:23
weird fetish dude is a little bit
2:25
different than what you may be willing
2:26
to do to yourself and there's nothing
2:29
wrong with the pro female bodybuilder
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look I love that look for real for real
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it's beautiful and it's not we're not
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coming at this from a sociological lens
2:36
of like women shouldn't look like that
2:38
like no look like whatever you want you
2:40
look great the real question is do you
2:42
want what comes with
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that what the am I talking about we can
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go down the list yeah number one the
2:49
most obvious is the voice you're going
2:51
to get the voice it's going to change
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masculine voice sounds hot to me I love
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it bedroom voice sounds great do you
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like it so go if you're female you're
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watching this go to your bathroom look
3:02
yourself in the mirror talk in your own
3:04
voice now talk an octave deeper and then
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an octave deeper than that now that's
3:08
your normal voice how are people going
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to treat you how do you like to hear
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yourself talk like that cuz you could be
3:13
like that sounds dope sweet but you
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might be like that ain't me do not
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pretend the sh won't affect you cuz it
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will you are buying that that's
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what you're getting you get a dog you
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got to clean up you get on steroids
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as a female your voice is going to
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deepen but but it gets worse think about
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your hairline you like having cute hair
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dope your hairline will recede on
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steroids
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considerably in regards to the more you
3:42
use it the more it'll reced do you want
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a receding
3:45
hairline maybe you think it's a sweet
3:47
look I love it Zena Warrior Princess
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sign me up but you might not love it
3:51
understand that's still what you're
3:52
going to get steroids get you a bunch of
3:54
stuff you didn't sign up for cuz you
3:56
signed up for all of them here's another
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one and this is a really really big one
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and it's something you can't tell from
4:02
social media skin quality female skin
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trying not to cancel myself is great you
4:09
know what I'm saying well you're black
4:10
so you got the same kind of
4:12
skin I'm Jewish so my Skin's an
4:14
Abomination I'm hard right now girls
4:17
love their skin 99 times out of 100 how
4:20
do I know that they buy all the product
4:21
in the world to continue to look like
4:22
that young female skin it's dope it's a
4:25
great look it's and the look you know
4:28
you could look like a lot of things what
4:30
about to the touch how do you feel to
4:32
the touch here's the kicker you get on
4:34
drugs you might look sweet but you take
4:36
a selfie with your favorite influencer
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and they touch you on the shoulder and
4:39
they're like
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oh your skin gets bumpy it gets dry they
4:44
ain't you can do about it you get
4:47
hair growing everywhere all over your
4:48
whole body is a female you get on VAR
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more hair grows this comes in that comes
4:54
in that comes in arm hair comes in all
4:56
of it that's some you got to manage
4:57
now you get way more acne that that's
4:59
some you got to manage now you did
5:02
drugs to become more beautiful and in
5:05
the physical form the silhouette maybe
5:08
you did yeah but what about your skin
5:12
quality that could be total dog and
5:15
you just didn't know about it cuz
5:17
filters plus camera angles plus you
5:19
can't touch your favorite influencer
5:21
through a lens through your iPhone you
5:23
just had no idea and you do your first
5:25
VAR cycle and you're like what the f i
5:27
Brill padded myself you don't want that
5:30
or maybe you do and thing is if you do
5:31
dope if you just don't give a sweet
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but if you care uh what's another one
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when you lose fat as a female and you're
5:39
on androgens you lose fat more from your
5:42
estrogenic deposits than androgenic
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deposits so less belly fat than you
5:46
would expect goes away but you lose all
5:49
that hip femininity fat you don't got
5:51
curves anymore you look like up and down
5:54
much more of that and when you regain
5:56
the weight especially if you a massing
5:57
cycle on drugs as a female you gain more
6:01
androgenic fat you look like a dude like
6:03
a beerbelly guy that's where your body
6:05
weight goes like it would on me look up
6:06
some pictures of me on social media it's
6:08
not pretty you're going to have love
6:09
handles you're going to have a belly and
6:11
you're not going to gain a lot of weight
6:13
in your thighs and in your ass so like
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you're leaving that female aesthetic
6:17
even in your offseason you don't look
6:18
like a curvalicious you know that
6:20
estrogen look that you're like oh
6:21
perfect you don't have that anymore you
6:23
have much less of that than you did
6:25
before yeah another thing is your
6:28
titties will sag you've seen that
6:30
competitor titty before even when they
6:32
bulk back up it doesn't fill out the
6:34
same way cuz one of the reasons your
6:35
titties is filled out is cuz estrogen
6:37
and now you have this much Androgen and
6:39
this much estrogen you don't deposit fat
6:42
and water in the same places anymore and
6:43
all of a sudden you got like big ass
6:45
delts but your titties is kind of like
6:47
droopy a little bit a little smaller and
6:49
like again like it's a hot look I love
6:51
it great look but do you love it are you
6:53
really interested in in doing that the
6:56
last thing I have to say about this of
6:57
of course you like your clip grows and
6:59
like that but like I think that's just a
7:00
net positive for everyone to be honest
7:02
at the end of the day it's this as a
7:04
female when you do anabolics don't get
7:07
it twisted androgens are called
7:11
Androgen because gen means birth and
7:13
Andro means male it creates a more
7:16
masculine thing yeah you will steroids
7:20
you know it's it's Unbecoming to say cuz
7:22
it's oh it's so go but steroids make you
7:25
more of a man 100% but it's that even
7:26
cont literally what they're designed to
7:28
do so if you're female you become more
7:30
maleik if you really Ultra super highly
7:33
feminine oh sorry one more thing your
7:35
jaw will grow you get hamster cheeks and
7:39
if you're a female with a teeny tiny jaw
7:41
recessed teeny tiny nose little bitty
7:44
cheeks that don't even stand out you
7:46
have exclusively super estrogenic body
7:48
fat deposition Flawless and skin and you
7:51
just happen to hit the genetic Lottery
7:53
you take androgens you look more like
7:54
Wonder Woman amazing but after Wonder
7:57
Woman you keep doing it you look more
7:59
like like She Hulk and then more like
8:01
Hulk Hulk Etc yeah so understand that
8:05
like anavar is not just a little tab to
8:06
make you like just a little bit more
8:08
like of your favorite bikini competitor
8:10
there comes along with that and your
8:12
favorite bikini competitor puts on eight
8:13
lotions and potions and oils and adjust
8:15
50 filters on Instagram to look like a
8:17
female still and in real life you might
8:19
meet her and you be like
8:21
oh oh and she's like you want an
8:23
autograph honey and you're like can we
8:26
just go up to my room and she's like of
8:27
course like yeah what think Johnny that
8:30
just a rant to Nowhere you got nothing
8:32
nice to say like rant I'm just like
8:33
looking it's a I think there's that um
8:36
I'm safe and I'm a bikini capet I'm only
8:38
taking 5 milligrams and I think that's
8:39
the biggest lie we need to say it more
8:42
and I need to say it again it's like
8:44
when you do steroids women you are
8:48
100% you're 110% going to get side
8:52
effects yes and the side effects that
8:54
you get I'm gonna get the same side
8:57
effects to take steroids only difference
8:58
is so I'm a guy so most of the side
9:00
effects just fall into what you're
9:02
supposed to be anyway exactly they're
9:03
just going to en enhance what I already
9:05
am where if a woman it's going to take
9:08
away from what you are the feminine
9:11
stuff the feminine stuff all the
9:12
feminine things so yeah you will have
9:14
the little voice like this after a while
9:16
and you're wondering like how come
9:18
someone of my bikini favorite bikini
9:19
competitors sound like this and it's
9:21
like I love that sound it's so it's it's
9:25
and it's like everyone's voic is like
9:26
this all the time like that's how it is
9:29
all the time and then some they Su of
9:30
the bisp as well you're giving me an
9:32
erection am I so I should stop doing
9:35
this or continue please go on right do I
9:37
sound like one of your favorite ban buts
9:39
I I I can't say I know them by name but
9:42
I know I know them by their
9:44
own but it's true it's that it's true
9:47
like and it's funny cuz I was coaching
9:49
and um I get some other you know
9:51
athletes that come from other you know
9:53
uh no get me wrong I've had athletes
9:55
who've done before and they they know
9:56
all of the all the repercussions in the
9:58
world and if you know them and you're
10:00
good with them hell I'm not I'm not make
10:02
you do anything but if you like there's
10:04
number one they're going to do it
10:04
themselves anyway regardless and
10:06
probably more wrong they'll do more
10:08
right they do worse so they know they
10:11
know what they're setting up for
10:13
but most time they don't really
10:15
sometimes no until last minute and and
10:17
always make them do the check right cuz
10:19
I remember a couple girls and like I
10:20
thought I had a cold I'm like no Co
10:23
didn't go away the voice right so I
10:26
always say like women remember the
10:28
everyone everyone guys do we all have
10:30
our favorite song pick your favorite
10:33
song probably Taylor Swift or I don't
10:36
know maybe I don't know and sing the
10:40
highest part of the song that you used
10:41
to be able to sing before and if you can
10:42
hit that note you have a side effect
10:45
that is there permanently you'll never
10:48
be able to sing that octave ever again
10:50
so that's you can some something you
10:52
could do on your own to kind of self
10:54
diagnose if you have a side effect
10:57
effect already but just under understand
10:59
what you're getting into is it
11:01
worth the trophy or the money hey is it
11:07
is it worth it what is it does the
11:09
dollar amount or the subscriber amount
11:12
or the sponsor amount is it worth your
11:17
legitimate
11:18
femininity because Y when you decide I
11:21
don't want to do this anymore and I just
11:23
want to have a normal person and get out
11:24
of this industry and just get someone
11:26
who's not like you know a head case and
11:27
always wants to bodybuild or whatever
11:29
else and you're like I just want a
11:30
normal person and you're like how you
11:33
doing Chris and he's like whoo I've
11:35
never met a competitor before and none
11:37
of the girls I talk to sound like that
11:38
and they're like I don't know that b
11:40
been through some and they're like
11:42
no so like it's you know and it's not
11:43
all about dating but you have to
11:45
understand that what you're getting into
11:47
I don't think that many women do really
11:49
understand it and they think that they
11:51
can dodge it because I'm not a women's
11:53
bodybuilder MH I'm only doing bikini I'm
11:56
only doing Wellness no red bikini well
12:01
doing more oh yeah sure yes yeah but
12:04
you're not just because you're doing
12:05
bikini doesn't mean you're safe CU I
12:07
heard every class every every class I'm
12:10
a professional bodybuilder I've been
12:12
backstages I've been body for for a
12:14
decade and there is not one woman I've
12:17
heard yet who is a competitive on
12:22
steroid bodybuilder in every class that
12:25
sounds like with a normal voice MH I've
12:29
not met one yet so know what you're
12:32
getting into know what you're getting
12:33
into if you want to do it your life do
12:36
what you want but just know what it
12:38
comes with
12:39
yep man we're canceled for sure for sure
12:42
I love
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it on way


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