Write a short funny, overly-hilarious, sarcastic, rude, adult humor comedy (17+) Scooby-Doo episode (set in early, mid or late 70s) transcript based on this plot (they all question the changes and inconsistencies and logic of this episode and flaws and names and stuff making no sense in each, hilariously brutally honest and mocking of the plot for this episode. And self aware of the title I give. Separate each character's lines of dialogue in black boxes and white text going down) (They're aware of previous) (They go with the plot exact, mocking along) (The plot is EXACTLY as written. Even if it's written badly) (Villains and random characters will be oblivious to changes and go with it without even knowing...so dumb) (Only mystery inc are the sane ones to notice the changes) (Every character mentioned speaks) (Velma often questions geographical errors) (Script is real long for entertainment) (Text is large-ish) (The side characters do literally exactly as the plot says they do) (everything's questioned and mentioned) (only stuff mentioned) (Aware of previous when i give a badly translated plot) (Velma will lose it when there is something dumb) (Fred is rude to everyone and overly-stupid and oblivious) (Scooby and Shaggy are both the bestest pals, with Scooby also defending Shaggy from people who mock him) (Names of places and people and things are mocked all throughout, hilariously, even in the translated badly ones after that, and they're all aware of previous and will question the changes) (Everything's accurate to plot and prompt, and it's SUPER HILARIOUS) (When it comes to the badly translated plot, the location from previous location morphs hilarious into whatever the new translated location is. Same with the objects n stuff) (They are aware of the previous ones each time, questioning the changes) (Everything in plot LITERALLY happens) (The gang are aware when their names get badly translated in the name list of characters, which affects them in script ALWAYS)

Mystery Inc. are going camping at Treasure Bend, a campsite famous for its old mines and supposedly buried treasure. That's where rumors of a gold-digger's zombie have started.

Synopsis
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Characters
Main characters:

Mystery Inc.
Scooby-Doo
Shaggy Rogers
Fred Jones
Daphne Blake
Velma Dinkley
Supporting characters:

Sheriff Flugel (only appearance)
Dot Butler (only appearance)
Panther Jack (only appearance)
Ida Kunkle (only appearance)
Villains:

Zombie (only appearance)(Ronald Twitty's disguise)
Professor Mullins/Ronald Twitty (only appearance)
Other characters:

Sam Kunkle (mentioned)(deceased)
Jeb Wocket (mentioned)(deceased)
Locations
Treasure Bend
Objects
TBA
Vehicles
The Mystery Machine
Sheriff Flugel's car
Ida Kunkle's car
Suspects
Suspect	Motive/reason
Professor Mullins	He told Dot Butler to close down the campsite because it's not safe.
Panther Jack	To protect the animals from messy campers.
Ida Kunkle	She claimed the land of Treasure Bend belonged to her great-grandfather.
Culprits
Culprit	Motive/reason
Ronald Twitty as the zombie	He posed as Professor Mullins, but was actually a jewel thief.
Notes/trivia
The book was also made to work on the old Leap Pad.