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"It was a typical Wednesday afternoon at Greendale College, and the early November air outside was just crisp enough to make the warmth of the lecture hall a welcome reprieve. The 200-seat amphitheater-style room was vast, its sloping rows of desks leading down to a small stage where a lone lectern stood in front of a large projection screen. The class was "Introduction to Philosophy," a required course for many, and the students were trickling in, adjusting their backpacks, chatting quietly, and settling into their usual spots.

As Sarah, a sophomore majoring in English, pushed open the heavy double doors of the lecture hall, she glanced up at the clock. She was early—about fifteen minutes until class started—and she expected the room to be mostly empty except for a few early-birds. But what she saw immediately made her pause in the doorway, one hand still on the cold metal handle.

Down at the front of the room, seated behind the large desk reserved for instructors, was Professor Milton. He was an older man, in his mid-50s, known for his disheveled appearance and slightly eccentric teaching style. Today, however, something was... different. His usually serious demeanor had been replaced with a bizarre sense of childlike glee.

The room was quiet, save for the unmistakable sounds of a YouTube video playing from Professor Milton’s laptop. The large screen overhead was still blank, but the faint, tinny music from the laptop speaker echoed in the room. Sarah squinted, trying to make out what was on the screen. The title of the video was clearly visible in the YouTube window: "Angry Birds Characters in Real Life."

Professor Milton was mesmerized, his eyes glued to the screen as a compilation of poorly animated birds darted across the video, each one accompanied by exaggerated sound effects to make them seem "real." His face registered an intense focus, but it wasn’t the kind of contemplative expression he usually wore when discussing Plato or Descartes. No—this was something different, something almost unhinged.

As Sarah walked further into the lecture hall, she noticed something even stranger. Every few moments, Professor Milton would let out a loud, exaggerated comment, his voice rising and falling with theatrical intensity.

"OH, NOOO! THE RED ONE IS GOING TO HIT THE PIG!" he cried, waving his hands wildly in front of his face. His arms flailed in slow, deliberate movements, as if he were underwater, and his voice had a strange warbling quality to it, like it had been unnaturally slowed down in post-production.

Sarah blinked, confused. Was he doing this on purpose? The slow-motion effect wasn’t just in his voice—it was in his whole body. His movements were oddly delayed, as if he were stuck in some kind of temporal bubble where everything played out at half speed. When he gestured to the screen, his hand didn’t just rise; it floated upwards, trailing slightly behind the rest of his arm like a glitch in reality.

"WOAHHHHHHHHH," he groaned, his voice deep and distorted, as if someone had taken an audio filter to it, stretching it out into a bizarre parody of normal speech. His eyes widened dramatically, and then—without warning—he let out a long, drawn-out fart that seemed to match the rhythm of his slowed-down movements. The sound echoed through the empty hall like something out of a low-budget sound effects library, comically loud and impossibly slow.

"Pfffffrroooommmmmmmmmmm."

Sarah stifled a laugh, but her eyes darted around, wondering if anyone else was seeing this. A few other students had entered the room by now, and they, too, were frozen in place, unsure of how to process what they were witnessing.

Professor Milton giggled—an innocent, almost childlike laugh that somehow fit the absurdity of the moment. But even his laughter was slowed down, a deep, chest-rattling chuckle that seemed to reverberate unnaturally through the room.

"Hoo... hoo... hooooooo…"

The video continued to play on his laptop, the bright, cartoonish colors reflecting in his thick-rimmed glasses. On screen, an animated yellow bird was making some high-pitched screeching noise as it smashed into a poorly rendered green pig.

"HE CAN’T DO THAT!" Professor Milton yelled, his voice still in slow motion, though his expression was one of mock horror. He pointed dramatically at the laptop, his finger moving like it was wading through thick syrup, hovering in the air for what felt like an eternity before finally landing on the trackpad.

Another fart. This one was shorter, punctuated by a quick giggle, as if even his bodily functions were somehow synced with the surreal, slow-motion rhythm of the moment.

"Pfft—heh heh hehhhhh..."

By now, several more students had arrived, and a small group had gathered near the entrance, whispering and exchanging wide-eyed glances. Some of them pulled out their phones, recording the scene with a mixture of disbelief and amusement.

"Is he... okay?" someone whispered from behind Sarah.

"I have no idea," she muttered back, her eyes glued to the front of the room.

Professor Milton, completely oblivious to his audience, was now mimicking the birds on the screen, his arms flapping in exaggerated slow-motion as he leaned back in his chair. His hair, usually a tangled mess of graying curls, seemed to bounce slightly with the effort, as if even gravity itself was taking its time.

The video on his laptop reached a climactic moment—a particularly chaotic explosion of birds and pigs, accompanied by a cacophony of sound effects. Professor Milton threw his hands up in the air, his laughter now a full-blown, slow-motion cackle. His chair tipped slightly backward, but he caught himself just in time, his movements once again trailing as if they had been edited in post-production.

"BOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!" he bellowed, mimicking the explosion in the video, his voice echoing impossibly slow and deep.

"Pffft... pffft... pffffffftttttttttt," came another series of farts, each one perfectly timed with his exaggerated gestures, and each one sending him into fits of giggles.

By now, most of the class had arrived, and everyone was either recording or staring in open-mouthed disbelief. A few students were outright laughing, unable to hold it in any longer.

Finally, after what felt like an eternity of slow-motion antics, Professor Milton seemed to snap out of it. He blinked a few times, shook his head, and looked around, noticing for the first time that the lecture hall was now nearly full.

"Ah," he said, his voice suddenly back to normal. "Class. Right."

He closed the laptop with a sharp click, the Angry Birds video disappearing from the screen. He stood up, cleared his throat, and straightened his tweed jacket, as if nothing out of the ordinary had just happened.

"Today," he said, adjusting his glasses and glancing at his notes, "we will be discussing the concept of determinism in the works of Spinoza. Open your textbooks to page 134."

The room was dead silent for a moment, and then, as if on cue, the entire class burst into laughter. Professor Milton looked up, confused, his brow furrowed.

"What?" he asked, genuinely perplexed. "What’s so funny?"

But no one could answer him."