(At [player]'s massive base)

Cupa: (cradling her son) “It’s alright, little one. Your friends and family are here for you.”

Andr: (searching through her stuff) “Now where did I put my Ender Pearl?”

Charloette: (cleaning her 9 tentacles one by one) “Jeez, I really need to spend time AWAY from a Soul Sand Valley.”

Blazette: (relaxing in her lava pool) “Maybe I can get off my duties for just one day and focus on my child.”

Jelli: (reading one of her books) “…interesting…”

Jennifer: (playing on her SNES) “Okay…just one monster left - Bagan.”

Millie: (looking out the window) “I wonder when [player] will return…”

Iris: (gently making snowballs) “Well at least it’s better than being stuck in a snow farm, I guess.”

Shara: (moving her stonecutter) “Of course you had to give the job of moving the base’s STONECUTTER to a Silverfish like me!”

Vanessa: (finishes making a massive web) “There! Web’s done! No Vespa’s going to escape being MY meal!”

Mindy: (lying down in her own web) “Vanessa, I know you’re my younger sister, but can you PLEASE just relax? You’ll probably exhaust yourself to the point of no return!”

Yaebi: (grabbing his helmet) “I’ll be needing this just for extra sunny days.”

Ayumi: (counting her arrows) “…twenty-five…twenty-six…twenty-seven…”

Withra: (sharpening her sword) “At least the Overworld’s nice!”

Mizore: (working on a new potion) “Hmm…”

Kenji: (laying down in her birthing pool) “[player] better get here soon. My contractions are getting closer!”

([player] enters the base)

[player]: “Hey, Cupa! How’s it going?”

Cupa: “Pretty good. Aside from the usual Creeper things, I’m trying to take care of my son.”

([player] walks over to Andr)

[player]: “Hey, Andr! What are you doing?”

Andr: “Trying to find my ender pearl. Can’t teleport without it otherwise - it’s the teleportation device for enderwomen like me.”

([player] turns towards Charloette)

[player]: “Morning, Charloette!”

Charloette: “Morning, [player]! Just cleaning my tentacles. After all, a Ghast like me can’t have a single speck of soul sand on them.”

([player] gently rubs Blazette’s belly)

[player]: “When are you due, Blazette?”

Blazette: “Hopefully soon. Can’t wait to meet my little Blaze!”

([player] approaches the two gelatinous sisters)

[player]: “Wow, you two have actually grown quite a lot since we first met!”

Jelli: “That won’t stop me from reading my favorite books!”

Jennifer: “OR stop me from playing ‘Super Godzilla’ on my SNES!”

([player] notices the two golems)

[player]: “What are you two up to?”

Millie: “I was just waiting for you to return. Thanks again for letting me guard you base. It’s what Iron Golems like me do.”

Iris: “I’m making snowballs! After all, a Snow Golem like me constantly produces snow!”

([player] notices Shara struggling to move the stonecutter)

[player]: “Need some help?”

Shara: “No. Not really. This stonecutter is really heavy, though.”

([player] notices the Spider Sisters in right by some webs they’ve made)

[player]: “That web is HUUUGE!”

Vanessa: “Thanks! I made it myself - as a Cave Spider, I tend to make more silk than my sister.”

Mindy: “Vanessa, you really should relax.”

([player] sees Yaebi putting on his iron helmet)

[player]: “Need the rest of the armor set?”

Yaebi: “No. Just the helmet. A Zombie like me can’t go out in the sun without it!”

([player] walks over to the skeleton cousins)

[player]: “Oh, just getting your weapons ready?”

Ayumi: “Yep! Even though I’m a Skeleton, I still have to train to become a proper archer.”

Withra: “I’m just sharpening my sword. As a Wither Skeleton, I’m an expert with it.”

([player] runs over to Mizore)

[player]: “What are you up to-”

Mizore: “Please don’t interrupt me. I’m in the middle of making a potion.”

([player] walks over to Kenji)

[player]: (leaning down to Kenji) “OH MY GOD! Kenji, are you okay?!”

Kenji: “I’m fine, [player]. Just going into labor. Looks like my little Guardian can’t wait to be born!”

[player]: “Oh my… okay, let’s get you to the birthing room! Cupa, can you help?”

Cupa: “Of course! Let’s go, Kenji!”

(The group rushes Kenji to the birthing room as [player] looks on, ready to assist in any way possible. As Kenji starts to give birth, a strange laughter echoes the room)

[player]: “What was that?”

(A strange-looking girl lands beside Kenji)

Female Vex: “Boo.”

(The sudden shock causes Kenji’s baby to just pop out)

Kenji: (holding her newborn Guardian) “Oh! My little baby!”

[player]: (eyes wide in shock) “Who… who are you?”

Female Vex: “I am Vexillia. And seeing you with other mobs…I can’t let this stand!”

(Vexillia conjures up a powerful energy ball and prepares to launch it towards [player]. But just before she can launch the energy ball, Vexillia starts to feel little movements in her flat belly - causing her energy ball to disappear)

Vexillia: (shocked) “What….what is happening?”

(Vexillia clutches her stomach as it starts to grow, her expression changing from one of anger to confusion)

[player]: “What’s wrong with her?”

Kenji: (looking at Vexillia’s growing belly) “I think…I think she’s pregnant.”

(Vexillia is left in shock as her belly grows and grows rapidly, and she eventually goes into labor. Shortly after, Blazette also goes into labor - and her lava breaks all over one of Charloette’s tentacles. Charloette’s belly also seems to be growing rapidly, until she too goes into labor - and her pain is unbearable, even more painful than both Blazette and Vexillia…and slowly getting more painful with each contraction. Not a minute later, Kenji starts feeling more contractions - as if she’s having three more babies than what she thought. And as Kenji’s contractions start to increase, Jelli starts to gently massage the Guardian mother’s bump)

Jelli: “Just breathe, Kenji. Everything will be okay. Your baby will be here soon.”

(Kenji nods, focusing on her breathing. Meanwhile, the other mobs try to help with the unexpected pregnancies)

Cupa: “I can help with Vexillia. I have some experience with birthing.”

Blazette: “Can someone please help me? I can’t give birth in lava!”

Charloette: “I need some water…and maybe some Ghast tears too…”

Jennifer: “I have some medical supplies in my backpack. I can help!”

Millie: “I’ll help Blazette. As an Iron Golem, I’m immune to lava.”

Iris: “I can bring some ice blocks for Charloette.”

Shara: “And I can carve out a pool for Blazette to give birth in.”

Vanessa: “I can make sure no dangerous mobs try to attack us while we focus on the pregnancies.”

Mindy: “And I’ll help Jelli with Kenji. I might not be a healer, but at least I can be a good sister.”

(With everyone working together, Vexillia, Blazette, and Charloette give birth without any major complications. Vexillia gives birth to twin baby Vexes, Blazette gives birth to a baby Blaze, and Charloette gives birth to a baby Ghastling. Meanwhile, Kenji delivers three more baby Guardians)

[player]: “Wow, this is…unexpected. But at least everyone is safe.”

Cupa: “And healthy too. Congratulations to all of the new mothers!”

(Kenji smiles as she holds her four newborn Guardians, feeling grateful for the support of her friends and family. All of a sudden, the fifth and final baby Guardian starts to be born - but something’s wrong, the baby’s not coming out. Jelli looks in between the Guardian mother’s cervix, and realizes what’s wrong)

Jelli: (concerned) “Kenji, there’s a problem. The last baby is breeched.”

(Kenji starts to panic)

Kenji: “What does that mean? Is my baby going to be okay?”

Jelli: “It means the baby is coming out feet first instead of head first. It can be dangerous, but we can fix it. I need you to push hard when I tell you to, okay?”

Kenji: (nodding) “Okay, I’m ready.”

(Jelli puts her hands inside Kenji’s birth canal to try and reposition the baby)

Jelli: “Okay, Kenji, I’m going to guide the baby’s head around so it’s in the right position. On the count of three, I want you to push as hard as you can.”

(Kenji takes a deep breath and prepares herself)

Jelli: “One…two…three! Push!”

(Kenji pushes with all her might as Jelli guides the baby’s head into the correct position)

Jelli: “Alright, Kenji. Your last baby’s in the correct position. The birth should be less painful, now.”