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Title: Scratch Wiki:April Fools/Alert

“	WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO	”
– Alert Man, recently banned for getting an alert, coincidentally the same sound as the Scratch Team's energy unit police

Alerts are given out to Scratchers by the Scratch Team if they don't give enough energy units, make simple projects, or don't make enough projects.

If a project made by someone who got an alert is on the Front Page, the Scratcher who made it will instantly get banned.

Scratchers who get alerts can also have viruses downloaded on their computer, have them set on fire, be forced to watch cringy GIFs, yeeted by the Yeet Cannon, or have Scratch Cat scratch them and take random blue items from them.

Sometimes, alerts alert random cats when the Scratch Team is sleeping, because alerts don't like the Scratch Team. A Scratch team member got banned for that, but later got unbanned. [1]


Contents
Things You May Get Alerted For
Not waking up on time.[2]
Not giving enough energy units.
Making simple projects.
Not making enough projects.
Not touching Scratch for a gobosecond
People Who Get Less Alerts

This derp is one of the cringy GIFs the Scratch Team send. The derp cannot get banned.
These things get less alerts, and they rarely get banned:

Toddlers.
Kids.[3]
Kittens.[4]
Kittehs.
Norville.[5]
PUGS.[6][7]
DOGS.[8]
Chairs.
Exploding eggs.
Cardboard boxes.
Elephants.
Subheroes.[9]
Basically everything cute in the world.
People who have infinity degrees at both mathematics and computer science at university.[10]
John Cena[11]
Banned Scratch Wiki editors[12]
Yoshi [13]
The ST said:

“	This stuff is cute, so it won't get banned, unless it does something really really bad. We don't want cute stuff to get banned because:
It's cute.
We lick it.
We're more important than you, so we decide.
Cute stuff can be in our cringy videos to annoy people in the dungeon.
We feel like so.[14]
”
– Kaj

If you get an alert you deserve to get banned!!1

People who Get More Alerts
These people get more alerts[15], and they get banned often:

Booleans.
Operators.[16]
anyone who works at greggs [17]
Reporters.
Batman.
All other superheroes.
Hyperheroes.
Ultraheroes.
Antiheroes.[18]
Lethal chairs.
Normal chairs.[19]
Socks.[20]
Evil kumquats[21]
Inanimate objects.
The letter E[22]
People who think complex math, such as trigonometry, is too hard.[23]
Sheep.[24]
Police officer chest hairs.
“	We don't know why we ban these things more often, I guess we feel like it :P	”
– speakvisually


Your alerts
Below is the alerts from the st listed in your account:

⏰ New Alerts, which you have not started dealing or looking with it
Alerts from the ST
As of the 3269th of Julyvember, 7863483 at 31:34 GST (Giant Sandwich Time), the Scratch Team announced that all Scratchers will be taxed for 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 energy units per gobosecond. Failing to do so will result in a lifelong IP ban followed by all your forum posts legally eaten by evil kumquats sent by me the Scratch Team. We do not apologize for any inconvenience. Have a great day!
⏱️ Doing - Alerts that you are still dealing with.
Alerts from the ST
You have not paid enough energy units! You need to pay them to keep your Scratch account and your scratch wiki account. This is your first offence. Next offence leads up to a perm ban. If this is a mistake, email <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_EMAIL_ADDRESS>

Alerts regarding your Premium Subscription
Hello. It looks like your premium membership has expired becuase you did not pay the monthly tax. To regain your subscription, go to the Scratch Store, and pay the tax. Sorry for the unconvince We are not sorry for the unconvince.
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✅ Resolved
Someone unfollowed you!
It looks like everyone unfollowed you! U deserved that! Also, follow lock is enabled for your account, so no one can follow you. We are not sorry for the unconvince.
Alert Office
If you get an alert, you will be taken to the sussy alert office, where they talk about the abuse you made. You will have to say sorry and do a goofy dance. Being bad in the alert office, can lead up to a sussy timeban!

People in the alert office now
Here is the guys that are in the alert office, live now.

A group of sussy guys
People who got banned in the alert office
These are people who were acting bad straight after their alert, in the office. They got a punishment like bans or more alerts.

A scammer
Someone who has made a fake KajTheModerator account, and the ST knows about it
References
 The interview with the banned Scratch Team member can be found here.
 Especially you Billy Joe, September ended ages ago.
 Excluding some prodigies, nerds, and bookworms. Although whom am I kidding?
 They make up the Scratch Team anyway, but they get more alerts when the alerts are in charge.
 ♫Say the word, say the word. Wallykazam!♫
 More like PUBG. Don't ask.
 These types of dog are always friendly to the Scratch Team.
 Excluding those ones aggressive to the ST, such as the members of ScratchX, a dog who hates math, and the residents of Dog City who survived in the Big Dog Flame War.
 These guys are wimpy weak heroes (the opposite of superheroes) who use their weakness to their advantage. The Scratch Team likes to lick these.
 They are 99.99% more likely to make complex projects than other Scratchers.
 Too cool to get banned.
 Many of them get Scratchers to give energy units, we must have more. Also, WE ARE CUTE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!... but they get banned from the wiki for making Scratch Team propaganda
 WAY to cute to be banned.
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 Sometimes with reasons, sometimes without.
 They get alerts for being unavailable for testing surgery on a grape.
 Why?
 Insert funny Deadpool here
 WAIT WHAT
 Especially ones that smell of foot cheese.
 They get alerts for eating forum signatures.
 Oh no! Why is my mssag missing 's? I nd it
 Because complex math is required to make complex projects; I told you about the simple projects.
 Scratch in the Media/Shaun's Game Academy