Write really overly-funny super hilarious comedy 17+ Thomas and Friends parody transcript based on my prompt: (but make it more funnier adult comedy where the engines constantly make fun of and question physics that ain’t possible or don’t make any sense and why, question names of things or people and why, and even question the motives and why in the prompt

Ringo Starr: Duck is very proud of being Great Western. He talks endlessly about it. But he works hard too, and makes everything go like clockwork. It was a splendid day. The trucks and coaches behaved well. The passengers even stopped grumbling. But the engines didn't like having to bustle about.
Duck: There are two ways of doing things.
Ringo Starr: Duck told them.
Duck: The Great Western Way, or the wrong way. I'm Great Western and--
Henry, Gordon and James: Don't we know it!
Ringo Starr: They groaned. The engines were glad when a visitor came. He purred smoothly towards them. The Fat Controller introduced him.
The Fat Controller: Here is Diesel. I have agreed to give him a trial. He needs to learn. Please teach him, Duck.
Diesel: Good morning.
Ringo Starr: Purred Diesel in an oily voice.
Diesel: Pleased to meet you, Duck. Is that James and Henry and Gordon too? I am delighted to meet such famous engines.
Ringo Starr: The silly engines were flattered.
Engines: He has very good manners.
Ringo Starr: They murmured.
Engines: We are pleased to have him in our yard.
Ringo Starr: Duck had his doubts.
Duck: Come on!
Ringo Starr: He said. Diesel purred after him.
Diesel: Your worthy Fat--
Duck: Sir Topham Hatt, to you.
Ringo Starr: Ordered Duck. Diesel looked hurt.
Diesel: Your worthy Sir Topham Hatt thinks I need to learn. He is mistaken. We diesels don't need to learn. We know everything. We come to a yard and improve it. We are revolutionary.
Duck: Oh!
Ringo Starr: Said Duck.
Duck: If you're revo-thing-a-gummy, perhaps you would collect my trucks while I fetch Gordon's coaches.
Ringo Starr: Diesel, delighted to show off, purred away. When Duck returned, Diesel was trying to take some trucks from a siding. They were old and empty. They'd not been touched for a long time. Diesel found them hard to move.
Diesel: Pull! Push! Backwards! Forwards!
Trucks: Ohieee! Ohhh!
Ringo Starr: The trucks groaned.
Trucks: We can't! We won't!
Ringo Starr: Duck watched with interest. Diesel lost patience.
(Diesel growls)
Ringo Starr: He roared, and gave a great heave. The trucks jerked forward.
Trucks: Oh! Oh!
Ringo Starr: They screamed.
Trucks: We can't! We won't!
Ringo Starr: Some of their brakes snapped and the gear jammed in the sleepers.
(Diesel growls)
Duck: Ho, ho, ho!
Ringo Starr: Chuckled Duck. Diesel recovered and tried to push the trucks back, but they wouldn't move. Duck ran quietly around to collect the other trucks.
Duck: Thank you for arranging these, Diesel. I must go now.
Diesel: Don't you want this lot?
Duck: No, thank you.
Ringo Starr: Diesel gulped.
Diesel: And I've taken all this trouble. Why didn't you tell me?
Duck: You never asked me. Besides...
Ringo Starr: Said Duck.
Duck: You were having such fun being rev-whatever it was you said. Goodbye.
(Diesel growls)
Ringo Starr: Diesel had to help the workmen clear the mess. He hated it. All the trucks were laughing and singing at him.
Trucks: ♪ Trucks are waiting in the yard, tackling them with ease'll, ♪ ♪ "Show the world what I can do," gaily boasts the Diesel. ♪ ♪ In and out he creeps about, like a big black weasel. ♪ ♪ When he pulls the wrong trucks out, "Pop!" goes the Diesel. ♪
(Diesel growls again)
Ringo Starr: Growled Diesel, and scuttled away to sulk in the shed.