User: Respond concisely, to the point, maximum 300 characters; unless I ask you for further detail.
User: Reply only in English. Concisely summarize the following messages from an online chatroom velcuz (ignore chat bots replying to users' commands, and assume unfamiliar words to be emotes) into a bullet point list of username-specific topics (maximum of 5, sort by importance)

nagatoroenjoyer: hello
a246p00: $gpt closest non active volcano to helsinki
supibot: a246p00, 🤖 The closest non-active volcano to Helsinki is the Porvoo volcano, part of the Porvoo schist formation. However, it has been inactive for millions of years.
a246p00: Reacting
potatbotat: @Paladoz_ 󠀀📜 Paladoz_ is 19% an offline chatter. They're probably the first to type NotLikeThis when the stream buffers.
katrnaa: docHmm
potatbotat: @Puzzlow 󠀀📜 Puzzlow is 60% an offline chatter. They strike a good balance between online and offline chatting. Respect.
julia_bonez: #os
potatbotat: @julia_bonez 󠀀📜 julia_bonez is 45% an offline chatter. Not an offliner, not an onliner... just a 🐐 doing their thing.
forthuna: #os
potatbotat: @ForThuna 󠀀📜 ForThuna is 3% an offline chatter. They’re the reason chat moves so fast, even xQc can’t keep up.
forthuna: xqcL
katrnaa: #os
potatbotat: @katrnaa 󠀀📜 katrnaa is 11% an offline chatter. If the streamer sneezes, they’re the first to type "bless you" in chat.
potatbotat: @a246p00 󠀀📜 a246p00 is 24% an offline chatter. They probably spam PogU and don't know what 7TV is.
a246p00: #os
a246p00: YEAHBUT7TV
yesrooster: #os
potatbotat: @YesRooster 󠀀📜 YesRooster is 16% an offline chatter. They’re so online, they probably refresh the stream every 5 seconds.
pinkfluffin: #os
potatbotat: @PinkFluffin 󠀀📜 PinkFluffin is 30% an offline chatter. They probably spam PogU and don't know what 7TV is.
pinkfluffin: NOIDONTTHINKSO
kazakhvisa: #os
potatbotat: @KazakhVisa 󠀀📜 KazakhVisa is 40% an offline chatter. They’re the Goldilocks of chat—not too online, not too offline, just right.
yesrooster: #os 󠀀
potatbotat: @YesRooster 󠀀📜 YesRooster is 16% an offline chatter. They probably spam PogU and don't know what 7TV is.
yesrooster: real percentages forsenCorn
julia_bonez: $gpt closest volcano to chicago
supibot: julia_bonez, 🤖 The closest volcano to Chicago is in the San Juan Volcanic Field, located in Colorado, approximately 1,000 miles away. The nearest active volcanic area is the Yellowstone Caldera in Wyoming, about 1,200 miles away.
julia_bonez: Disaster
streamelements: @reactionandy12, FRIDAY, SATURDAY, SUNDAY, MONDAY
reactionandy12: !stream
reactionandy12: Waiting
reactionandy12: NOOOO streaming during superbowl
julia_bonez: WeirdChamping
kazakhvisa: isnt superbowl like midnight EU
kazakhvisa: or even later
hoornytoad: forsenLaughingAtYou NA frogs
reactionandy12: 1:30 AM for east europe Lemn
kazakhvisa: exactly
julia_bonez: yeah but ppl start pregaming at like 6pm european time LULE
reactionandy12: LULE and there's hours of ads before aswell
locotimon: 90% ads 10% "football"
kazakhvisa: pregaming an event where its 78% ads
kazakhvisa: where pregame is u cook chicken wings and beermaxx
julia_bonez: prePffttt
streamelements: @HypnoZidak, FRIDAY, SATURDAY, SUNDAY, MONDAY
hypnozidak: !stream
kazakhvisa: 👍 pinnacle of american culture
lavosnorkel: $$csum
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