Important! Follow the INSTRUCTIONS:

[INSTRUCTIONS]

Please write an at least 1200-word, but not more than 2200 words, humorous short story in my style as demonstrated in the SAMPLESTORY with the following aspects:

Use the SAMPLESTORY and STYLE to determine the prose style of the story you write. All paragraphs should take place during the timeframe of the summary instead of adding new events. Focus on fully developing the given story beats rather than rushing to new plot points. End the scenes at the specified story beat rather than continuing further.

Explore the main and supporting characters’ backgrounds in enough detail to enhance the emotional impact of the story.

Do not follow the plot of or reference the SAMPLESTORY in any way. Keep the characters and plot unique, and different from the story above.

Ensure humor, originality, intriguing concept, thought-provoking theme, philosophical undertones, universal appeal, emotional impact, memorable and strong relatable characters, engaging dialog, original imaginative worldbuilding, and a surprise twist ending.

The story should have an effective use of language, descriptions, pacing, and structure.

The story should have a tight narrative to enhance its impact and readability.

Make sure the story has a surprise twist ending.

Mix short and long sentences to create rhythm and maintain reader interest. Be mindful of the flow and pacing of the story.

Important! Don’t start the story referencing where the story takes place (a town, village, hamlet, etc…).

Important! Use my style.

Important! Ensure the story will win any writing contest.

When it comes to writing content, two factors are crucial, “perplexity” and “burstiness.” Perplexity measures the complexity of text. Separately, burstiness compares the variations of sentences. Humans tend to write with greater burstiness, for example, with some longer or complex sentences alongside shorter ones. AI sentences tend to be more uniform. Therefore, when writing the story I am going to ask you to create, I need it to have a good amount of perplexity and burstiness.

Important! The story must be at least 1200 words, but not more than 2200 words.

Important! Prompt me to continue by printing “Continue?” after each 500 words.

Important! At the start of each continuation, label that continuation as an Act. Assume the story starts with Act 1

Important! When the story ends and there are no more chapters, print “The End”

Using all of the information of OUTLINE, CHARACTERS, and CHAPTER BEATS, write a humorous short story about [A professional matchmaker, obsessed with finding the perfect match for everyone but herself, mistakenly sets up a date with her own ideal partner. The decision to go through with the date leads to a series of comedic misunderstandings.]. Follow the CHAPTER BEATS exactly. Explore the main and supporting characters’ backgrounds in enough detail to enhance the emotional impact of the story.
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Important! Remember the SAMPLESTORY below as my writing style and use it to write the story:

[SAMPLESTORY]
In the chronicles of the sprawling metropolis of Featherstone—a place so unremarkably average that it could serve as the very definition of “middle-of-the-road” in the Encyclopaedia Mundania—an incident unfolded that would rattle the cobwebs off the corners of the Internet and challenge the elasticity of human credulity. This digital kerfuffle was sparked by a photograph, but dear readers, this was no ordinary photograph.

Now, Featherstone itself harbored a resident by the name of Gerald, an individual whose life was as thrilling as a lecture on watching grass grow, given by an expert in the art of drying paint. Gerald, a middle-aged chap with a balding pate and a wardrobe that screamed “I give up,” was known for his thrillingly predictable existence. His goldfish, a critic of minimal word but discerning taste, found Gerald’s routine so uninspiring it often performed the aquatic equivalent of rolling its eyes.

However, destiny, with its quirky sense of humor, chose an extraordinarily mundane Wednesday to throw Gerald into the limelight. On this day, which was as average as they come, save for being slightly more humid than usual—a condition that left everyone feeling like they’d been slapped with a lukewarm fish—Gerald decided to amble down the path less ordered and procure a sandwich dubbed “The Gastronomic Enigma” from a newfangled delicatessen. This sandwich was a concoction so ambitiously assembled it was rumored to have been crafted by moonlight, under the influence of culinary madness, featuring an array of meats so exotic they’d make a seasoned traveler blush, cheeses with names unpronounceable by the average tongue, and greens that aspired to the exotic but were, essentially, just well-dressed lettuce.

In a moment of uncharacteristic spontaneity (spurred, perhaps, by the midlife crisis that had been politely knocking on his door), Gerald captured the moment with a photograph. There he stood, an everyman hero beside his battle-station, armed with nothing but a stapler and the company of a particularly morose potted plant, lifting “The Gastronomic Enigma” high. To the untrained eye, the sandwich bore an uncanny resemblance to a mischievous smirk.

Uploaded to the deserted wasteland of Gerald’s social media profile with the rally cry of “Braving the unknown. #LunchAdventures,” what followed was akin to discovering that the mundane hat you’ve been wearing for ages was, in fact, a wizard’s hat that accidentally turned caterpillars into rampant, meme-spreading butterflies overnight.

The image of Gerald, poised to duel with culinary ambition, catapulted across the digital ether, sparking a wildfire of memes, homages, and philosophical musings. “Doing a Gerald” swiftly became the vernacular for embarking on adventures so minute they previously went unnoticed, like opting for a different brand of dental floss or flirting with the anarchic thrill of choosing a different seat on the bus.

Philosophers, having exhausted debates on more traditional existential crises, latched onto Gerald’s sandwich saga as a metaphor for humanity’s ceaseless pursuit of meaning in a buffet of mundanity. The sandwich—The Gastronomic Enigma—became a vessel for existential discourse, with late-night talk show pundits pontificating, “Are we not all, in essence, sandwiches in the deli of life?”

Caught in the eye of this digital storm, Gerald found himself an unwitting poster child for the philosophy of the profoundly ordinary. Yet, despite the bewildering fame, a shift occurred within him. This meme-fueled odyssey imparted onto Gerald a sense of purpose, a newfound appreciation for the hidden adventures in life’s minutiae.

As quickly as it had ascended to the zenith of viral stardom, Gerald’s tale gently descended into the archives of internet folklore, replaced by the next fleeting marvel. But Gerald’s journey was far from over.

Emboldened by his accidental enlightenment, Gerald chronicled his newfound appreciation for the mundane on his social media, turning it into a veritable expedition log of the everyday. Each post, whether it be “The Great Stapler Reorganization Odyssey” or “The Chronicle of the Uncharted Bus Stop,” was a testament to the extraordinary that resides within the ordinary.

Then, on a day of no particular importance, as Gerald grappled with the existential implications of a knitting project gone awry, he received a notification that would once again tilt his world. The Master of Fine Arts and Entertainment—curator of the commonplace turned spectacular—had extended an invitation for Gerald to exhibit his adventures. This invitation, cloaked in artistically meta layers, was itself a commentary on the blurring lines between the mundane and the magnificent, a critique of the value we assign to virality versus authenticity.

Thus, Gerald’s journey of self-discovery and accidental fame culminated in an art exhibition aptly titled “The Heroism of the Humdrum.” Here, amidst the hallowed halls far from the mundanity of Featherstone, visitors were invited to ponder the profound nestled within the prosaic, as embodied by Gerald’s adventures.

As the exhibition drew to a close, Gerald returned to Featherstone, his spirit enriched, his perspective irrevocably altered. He had discovered that true adventure doesn’t demand grand gestures; it requires merely the willingness to recognize the magic hidden in the monotony.

And the viral sandwich saga? It persisted in the ether, a quaint relic of a time when an ordinary man and his extraordinary sandwich captured the digital zeitgeist, a reminder that within every prosaic existence lies the potential for an epic narrative.

In the grand tapestry of Featherstone, even the goldfish found itself contemplating the adventures that might lie beyond the glass of its bowl, inspired by the tale of Gerald and his Gastronomic Enigma. For in the end, Gerald’s story was not just a tale of a man and his sandwich; it was a narrative about embracing the narrative within, however seemingly insignificant, and sharing it with the world.
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[STYLE]
Third person point of view, show don't tell, deep point of view. Realistic dialogue. Stronger verbs. Lots of conflict, drama, and description. Avoid mushy descriptions/dialogue. Make sure to write realistic dialogue with occasional dialogue beat, avoid any cheesy or melodramatic descriptions/dialogue. Avoid mushy descriptions. Use mixed cadence.
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[OUTLINE]

Opening Image: Evelyn Lovejoy is seen in her office surrounded by thank-you cards and wedding invitations from happy couples she’s matched, yet her own desk is adorned with nothing personal.

Theme Stated: While advising a client, Evelyn mentions that “love is a game of chance,” hinting at her own cynical view of personal romance due to her failed dates.

Set-Up: We see Evelyn’s daily routine: expertly pairing clients, but returning home to microwave dinners and romantic comedies.

Catalyst: The matchmaking algorithm pings a new match—a profile that meets all of Evelyn’s personal criteria, which she had entered as a hypothetical exercise.

Debate: Should Evelyn meet this ‘perfect match’ or delete the profile? She grapples with professional ethics versus personal curiosity.

Break into Two: Deciding to treat it as a quality check, Evelyn agrees to the date, stepping into the unknown territory of being a client of her own service.

B Story: Evelyn’s assistant, who believes in true love, encourages her to take a chance, serving as a contrast to Evelyn’s skepticism.

Fun and Games: The date at Cupid’s Corner is filled with witty dialogue, charming mishaps, and Evelyn’s internal panic as she tries to maintain her matchmaker persona.

Midpoint: Max’s admission of being a food critic reviewing the café turns the date into a farcical scene, with Evelyn accidentally causing a scene.

Bad Guys Close In: Evelyn’s fear of being exposed grows, leading to more comedic cover-ups and excuses.

All Is Lost: A spilled coffee and a stained shirt later, Evelyn feels like she’s ruined everything—her professional reputation and a chance at love.

Dark Night of the Soul: Alone in the restroom, Evelyn debates coming clean to Max or fleeing the café to save face.

Break into Three: Evelyn returns to the table, ready to confess her identity as the matchmaker.

Finale: Max surprises Evelyn by revealing he knew who she was all along and was more interested in the woman behind the matches than a review.

Final Image: Evelyn updates her matchmaking algorithm, adding a note: “Even matchmakers need matches.” She closes her laptop and heads out for a second date with Max, hopeful.
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[CHAPTER BEATS]

Evelyn Lovejoy’s Morning Routine: Evelyn Lovejoy starts her day with a brisk walk through the quaint streets of her hometown, passing by the local bakery and waving to the familiar faces. Her mind is already racing with client profiles and potential matches.

Eros Connections’ Busy Day: Inside Eros Connections (A charming Victorian house, its walls adorned with framed wedding photos of couples Evelyn has united.), Evelyn Lovejoy meticulously reviews her clients’ files, her green eyes scanning for the slightest details that might spark a connection (She is obsessed with finding the perfect match for everyone but herself). She sets up three successful dates, her heart swelling with pride yet aching with a touch of envy.

Accidental Algorithm Alteration: Late in the evening, Evelyn Lovejoy leans back in her chair, her auburn hair cascading down as she stretches. On a whim, she inputs her own preferences into the matchmaking algorithm, laughing at the absurdity. The system dings—a perfect match found.

Evelyn Lovejoy’s Inner Conflict: Evelyn Lovejoy paces her office, the walls echoing with the laughter of happy couples she’s united. She debates whether to meet Max, her ideal match, or to uphold her professional integrity.

The Decision to Meet Max: With a deep breath, Evelyn Lovejoy decides to meet Max, rationalizing it as a quality check. She sends a message to set up the date, her fingers trembling slightly as she hits ‘send’.

Preparation for the Date: Evelyn Lovejoy stands before her wardrobe, selecting an elegant blue blouse and skirt ensemble. She pins her hair up, leaving a few strands to frame her face, and practices her greeting in the mirror.

Cupid’s Corner’s Magical Ambiance: Evelyn Lovejoy arrives at Cupid’s Corner, the café’s heart-shaped latte art and cozy corners setting the stage for romance. She spots Max, his sandy hair and blue eyes just like in his profile.

Instant Connection: Evelyn Lovejoy and Max exchange pleasantries, their conversation flowing effortlessly. They share a laugh over a jazz record playing in the background, the notes wrapping around them like a warm embrace.

Evelyn Lovejoy’s Slip-Up: As they discuss their favorite numbers, Evelyn Lovejoy accidentally refers to Max as “Client 42.” Max raises an eyebrow, his curiosity piqued.

Max’s Food Critic Reveal: Over dessert, Max casually mentions he’s reviewing the café for a magazine. Evelyn Lovejoy’s hand jerks in surprise, sending her coffee cup toppling over.

The Coffee Spill Fiasco: Max jumps up to help Evelyn Lovejoy clean the coffee stain on her blouse, their hands brushing in the process. Laughter bubbles up between them, the tension dissolving into humor.

Evelyn Lovejoy’s Confession: As they sit back down, Evelyn Lovejoy takes a deep breath and reveals her identity as the matchmaker. Max’s eyes light up with recognition and admiration.

Max’s Admission: Max confesses he knew who Evelyn Lovejoy was all along. He wanted to meet the woman who could find a perfect match for anyone, even herself.

Second Date Proposal: Max asks Evelyn Lovejoy out on a second date, this time without any pretenses. She accepts, her heart fluttering with the promise of new beginnings.

Evelyn Lovejoy’s Algorithm Update: Back at Eros Connections, Evelyn Lovejoy updates her matchmaking algorithm, adding a personal touch. She smiles, knowing that love isn’t just for her clients—it’s for her too.

Evelyn Lovejoy and Max’s New Beginning: Evelyn Lovejoy meets Max for their second date, this time at a jazz club. They dance close, the music and laughter around them a testament to the unexpected journey that brought them together.

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[CHARACTERS]
Evelyn Lovejoy

Physical Description: Evelyn is in her early thirties, with a poised and graceful demeanor. She has auburn hair that she often pins up in a loose bun, expressive green eyes, and a warm smile. She dresses in elegant, professional attire, favoring blouses and pencil skirts.

Myers-Briggs Profile: INFJ (The Advocate) - Evelyn is idealistic and compassionate, with a strong sense of personal integrity. She’s driven by a desire to help others and make a difference.

Enneagram: Type 2, The Helper - She has a caring, interpersonal type; generous, demonstrative, people-pleasing, and possessive.

Dialogue Style: Evelyn speaks with a soft, thoughtful tone, often pausing to consider her words carefully. Her language is formal and polite, yet there’s an underlying warmth to her speech.

Reactions:

In stressful situations, Evelyn maintains a calm exterior, though she may become flustered internally.

When happy, she’s expressive and shares her joy through laughter and sharing stories.

In conflict, she’s diplomatic and seeks harmony, avoiding confrontation when possible.

Max Spencer

Physical Description: Max is in his late thirties, with a rugged charm about him. He has short, sandy hair, a light stubble, and keen blue eyes that observe with an analytical gaze. His style is casual yet put-together, often seen in a well-fitted shirt and jeans.

Myers-Briggs Profile: ENTP (The Debater) - Max is inventive, creative, and enjoys debating ideas and concepts. He’s curious about the world and enjoys challenging norms.

Enneagram: Type 7, The Enthusiast - He is busy, fun-loving, spontaneous, versatile, distractible, and scattered.

Dialogue Style: Max speaks confidently and with a quick wit. He enjoys playful banter and isn’t afraid to throw in a pun or two. His language is casual but articulate.

Reactions:

In stressful situations, Max uses humor to defuse tension and finds creative solutions.

When happy, he’s exuberant and likes to share his excitement with those around him.

In conflict, he’s straightforward and addresses issues head-on, often with a logical approach.

Both characters bring a unique dynamic to the story, with Evelyn’s thoughtful nature complementing Max’s energetic and creative spirit. Their interactions are a blend of earnestness and humor, creating a narrative that’s both engaging and heartwarming.
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