Write really overly-funny super hilarious comedy 17+ short 1970s Scooby-Doo cartoon parody transcript that always starts with the opening with the villains and the random characters that are in FROM THE FIRST PARAGRAPH SENTENCE (With funny dialogue) moment first, then the gang hearing about it once they reach the area, and then the rest based on my prompt:(but make it more funnier adult comedy where the gang constantly make fun of and question physics that ain’t possible or don’t make any sense and why, The Mystery Machine is always parked in the most oddest places, beginning to end. Jerk, Fred, is the most illegal one, disobeys every law and is terrible at driving and often crashes to prove a point badly, Velma is too smart…Scrappy is a superhero with real powers and everyone likes him, Shaggy, mocks EVERY SINGLE name of people INCLUDING THE VILLAINS NAMES AFTER THAT with Scooby also mocking them, Fred would also put the blame for a monster’s crime on Red Herring (From A Pup Named Scooby-Doo), who’d often get mad at Fred for still blaming him and ends up in a funny situation himself before disappearing offscreen. The gang always know that a place they are going to doesn’t sound like it exists, they also know something in a place they go to shouldn’t even be there as it makes no sense, they question names of things or people and why, and even question the motives and why (Plus they constantly do pop culture references and jokes, and mentions of famous people, games, songs, and shows occasionally, AND they’d make fun of the plot in the prompt: THE GANG ALWAYS MOCKS ThE NAMES OF EVERYONE THEY MEET. EVEN THE VILLAINS AND EVEN MOCK THE LOCATION NAMES TOO. (Do this with EVERY prompt i give. Add the title too)  (They also are very aware of the previous mystery after each one) And with episode titles that rhyme for example "There's a demon shark in the foggy dark", or "lock the door, it's a minotaur" , etc, etc, those are mere examples of what the titles should rhyme like) 


Lowbrow, the caveman criminal, plans to learn to be the King of Crime by going to school but the school rejects his reason for learning and Lowbrow comes back later that night and steals a bunch of books. He is spotted running from the school by Scooby and the gang and then Blue Falcon shows up. Unfortunately, Dynomutt has another one of his malfunctions and Lowbrow gets away.

Lowbrow starts looking through the books and sees a tractor and gets an idea and he uses a big tractor to bust into a building and steals everything. Blue Falcon gets with the others and they make a plan to trap Lowbrow. They put out a bulletin that a Electro Super Brain has been invented and that it makes people smarter. Lowbrow sees this and he plans to steal it so he can make himself smarter. The trap works, but once again Dynomutt goofs things up and everyone is captured in a trap set by Lowbrow. Blue Falcon gets them out of it and they find a clue. It's the name of the apartment building where Lowbrow has been staying. They go there and find a book that he had been looking at and by using Dynomutt's super computer they find out what Lowbrow's next crime will be.

They arrive just in time to see Lowbrow push a boulder down a ski slope towards the Mint and Dynomutt uses his Dyno-jackhammer to bust up the boulder. Then he stops the two henchmen from escaping. Lowbrow climbs up a building and Blue Falcon uses his instant balloon to throw at Lowbrow who catches it and it pops open and floats him straight into prison.

Blue Falcon treats everyone to a turkey dinner, but once again Dynomutt malfunctions and pounds the turkey into a turkey pancake.