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“~6000 B.C - The Bedouin Tribe discovers giza glass.

It’s unknown how they discovered it, but they knew what constellation had to be present in order for giza glass to be made, and they collected as much as they could and used it as currency for black market trade. Giza glass is only made when special lightning strikes the desert sand, presumably from the special trees.

~3150 - Guardians are appointed to chop special trees.

The Pharaohs appointed guardians to constantly chop at the special trees in Egypt. They knew something bad would happen if the trees continued to grow uncontrolled.
They fed the Guardians something to stop their muscles from weakening over time, this
could also possibly be what Maya was fed while she was a Lincoln Looker.
They knew they could not get rid of the trees, so they tried to slow down their growth by
making them work on internal repairs rather than growing. Once they did that, they
constructed pyramids around the trees to keep them down, similar to what was done
with the Washington Monument. This is also possibly why the Pyramids were used
as tombs. The same guardians would later be used in the Grand Canyon.

1840 - First photograph of the special tree.

The special tree was discovered around this time. It’s unknown who discovered the
Special tree that would later become the Washington Monument. In the video, “she
missed her friends and the hymns they sung” is likely referring to the screaming sound
when the trees are activated in RUSHMOREREVENGE and MAIZEMOVIEMAKER.

1848 - Construction of the Washington monument around the tree begins.

Somehow, the people constructing it knew that something bad would happen if
it were to grow more. It’s possible that info about the pyramids containing trees
in Egypt would have gotten to America, and that would be the reason for wanting to
contain them. However, it is much more likely that the power of the tree was known
before construction, considering that they made the monument hollow and just
twenty years later, use it to put prisoners of war into Wonderland.

1858 - Thomas Crawford is told to sculpt the statue of freedom and begins.

Thomas Crawford hated America, but was willing to make Freedom despite that.
He had heard rumors about a material that would be fitting to make Freedom’s
sword out of; giza glass. He went to Egypt to get some, then came back to Livorno.
While he was working, he accidentally cut a small piece of his finger off, but there
was no pain and Thomas could still move the piece that was cut off. When something is cut by gizaglass, it is as if it makes a wormhole from the two sides of whatever it cuts.

1858 (Three weeks later) - Thomas Crawford is reported to have passed away.

Thomas was going insane, he cut off his own hand and was astounded that he was still
able to move it. He cut himself to pieces and put himself inside freedom. Freedom then started to come to life, but it wasn’t controlled by anyone, even Thomas. She was her own being.

1858, April 19th - The Statue of Freedom is loaded onto the Monarca.

Nina Crawford, Thomas’s daughter, was scared of what happened, so she hid where she thought her dad would be; The Monarca. Freedom was also placed inside the boxes of the ship.

1858, April 21st-29th - The Monarca’s boxes are found opened and the ship is damaged.

Nina Crawford is seen by some of the crewmates. Nina hears noises and things coming out of the boxes along with ropes snapping and things breaking. Freedom had woken up and reassembled herself. Freedom then picks up Nina and carries her into the forest.

1858, April 28th - The Statue of Freedom enters a cavern in Gibraltar.

On her way to the cave, she cut many trees. The trees she cut were still warm to the
touch. Nina writes that Freedom has her father’s eyes in place of hers. She also writes
that it is constantly watching her, even as she is writing.

1858, April 29th - Freedom is found in a Cavern by Commissioner Morgan and his men.

Commissioner Morgan and his men find that the cut trees seemingly end at the Cave’s entrance, and decide to go inside. They find Freedom with Nina Crawford’s torso halfway up her body. She was stuffing Nina inside herself after cutting her up too. It Would later be learned by some that Nina and Thomas were still alive inside her, “Protecting America.”

1858 - Freedom is transported to the Capitol.

When she arrived, there was no plaster, but there was a tall woman carrying a sword and shield. They had to rip her skin off to get the plaster out that was inside her, Freedom was motionless. Then, they put her up on top of the Capitol building.

1861-1865 - The construction of the Washington Monument is halted due to the Civil War, and prisoners of War are brought inside.

By this point they knew they needed to contain the tree, and of its supernatural power. The prisoners of war being led into the tree are likely the many people that were in Wonderland when Virginia was there. Since the space is outside of space and time, they got in there at the same time that Virginia did.

1870s - Flinders Petrie discovers giza glass.

Flinders Petrie discovers what constellation must be present in order for giza glass to be made.

1880 - Flinders Petrie is decapitated by Giza Glass, but remains alive.

Flinders informs the British government of his findings, and with their help, they secure a lot of the giza glass in Egypt. Soon after, he falls on a sharp piece of giza glass and gets decapitated. He remains alive and can still talk, but after a while his head starts to swell.

1888 - The Washington Monument is completed.

The enclosure around the special tree is completed, it’s possible that its enclosure goes down infinitely like the pyramids do. Not totally sure how they would build something that’s infinite, but that’s what they did with the pyramids.

1889 - Frederic Auguste Bartholdi is interviewed.

Frederic is the designer of the Statue of Liberty. He explains that the pedestal was the most difficult part because of how complicated it was on the inside.

1891 - Petries’ giza glass arrives in England in terrible condition.

When it arrives, it is fractured and broken due to poor handling. Museums deemed it worthless, so they gave it to American ambassadors. Rockefeller knew of the glass’ strange properties, so he had all of it confiscated from the ambassadors.

1910 - The Washington Monument becomes a popular tourist attraction.

The Washington Monument becomes popular, likely due to the music the tree plays sometimes inside the monument.

1918, July 20th - Operation Pyramid Plasma is executed, and the 17 soldiers are disintegrated.

Rockefeller ordered the construction of a giza glass death beam so that the special airships could be destroyed. It’s likely that the airships are filled with Canyon Crowns, but it is also possible that the blimp itself is alive like Alcatraz and Freedom.

1921 - Virginia Arnoldson is born.

Assuming both Virginias were born at the same time, and the other Virginia died In 1980 at the age of 59, we can deduce that 1921 was when she was born, and that she was 13 when the tree tragedy took place.

1934, December - The Rockefeller Tree Tragedy and Washington Wonderland take place.

Rockefeller finds a special tree in the forest. He has his men uproot it and Carry it to the Rockefeller center. Both Virginias attempt to place an ornament on the tree, but instead get transported to Wonderland. Deaniverse Virginia is then transported to the Nixonverse, where she lives for a while. Nixonverse Virginia is transported to the deanverse, where she stays. Several other children were also swapped with their Nixonverse counterparts. Both Virginias stay in orphanages until they are 18.
1937 - “A Recollection of the Tragedy” by John D. Rockefeller is written.

Rockefeller describes how he feels so guilty for what happened at his center. Despite there not being any loss of life, he somewhat wishes there had been one instead of the children switching and changing.

1937, May 23rd - John D. Rockefeller is never seen again after entering a bunker.

Rockefeller was killed by the walking nervous system that is the Air Force One Angel. It
had come to kill Rockefeller out of revenge, for sending the men that it was made up of
to their deaths.

1948 - Virginia goes into the Washington Monument.

After waiting 9 years, getting with Leonard Morlin and having a son named Everett, she goes to the tree and it tells her to go to the Washington Monument. She then accidentally sacrifices herself and becomes the 19th Washington absentee, her son becomes the 20th. Since Wonderland is outside of space and time, the everett she met Inside there could be her child. After all, he did say, “You could be her… anyone could be her.” The other version of Virginia is also lured into the monument around this time.

1949 - The Statue of Liberty is renovated and changed.

The Statue of Liberty is renovated to have an engine and waste storage compartment. It’s possible that there is a special tree within the monument or one or multiple climbers.

1950 - The movement of Alcatraz is projected.

Alcatraz is projected to replicate and move rapidly towards the USA, then to consume the land. Radiation therapy is attempted on the island, but nothing comes of it.

1954 - People report a foul odor coming from Ellis Island. Elenora Bramante is interviewed.

The smell of dead bodies within the Statue of Liberty goes throughout the island.

1954 November - The Ellis Island immigration station closes.

Possibly after finding out about the deaths or just because of the bad odor, the station is closed.

1960 - Rob Careers and Rob Watroba establish Maize Machines as a company.

The company was made to manufacture computers and other important machines.

1960-1971 - 13 Maize manufacturing plants are built across the United States.

The places where 3 of the Maize machines are, are the same places the Air Force One Angel went to, and two of those places we KNOW there are special trees at. It’s likely we’ll see an episode soon about the golden gate bridge, and there will probably be a special tree there too.

1961, July - Nathaniel Arnoldson is born.

The father of Lauren Arnoldson and the brother of Maya Arnoldson is born.

1967 - James Dean announces his candidacy, and the events of DEANDEMOCRACY take place.

Americans celebrate everywhere that Dean is running for president. Dean is likely manipulating the viewers to love him. It’s possible that Dean has evil intent, since he hides a lot of things from the public.

1968, November 1st - The ADA hijacks radio channels and cuts power lines in the Southeast US.

James Dean assisted in the repairs. This was possibly a stunt set up by James Dean In order to make him seem like a good person for helping out.

1968, November 5th - James Dean wins the presidential election.

James Dean didn’t give many speeches before his presidency, he only won because he ran ads for himself so much. It’s notable that he was a famous actor and his popularity makes a little sense.

1969 - Project Giza Guardian is supposedly shut down.

The huge people guarding the grand canyon with giza glass swords who are fed the no die juice are supposedly no longer protecting the canyon, although there are plenty more sightings of people seeing them.

1969, January 20th - James Dean has his inaugural speech.

James Dean gives his short speech where he states that he has other people who are Americans to come up on stage and give speeches. Nothing wrong here, it’s an oddly wholesome moment.

1969, April 20th - James Dean’s speech audio cuts out.

The ADA attempted to cut out the audio during one of his TV speeches, but it ended up benefiting Dean because people saw how nice and confident his gestures were.

1969, May 13th - DEANDISASTER takes place.

The ADA turns on all the sirens in the USA at max volume. This was likely also a stunt by James Dean in order to 1)Make people need technology. 2)To make him seem nice by helping fix the issue. 3)To make Maize money.

1969 May 22nd - Maize Machines introduces hearing implants. James Dean is the first person to have the Maize hearing implanted into him.

James Dean is working with Maize machines in order to manipulate the USA population into thinking Dean is the best and Maize is the greatest company, making them lots of money.

1969, May 23rd - The Department Of Technology is established.

James Dean establishes The Department of Technology, allowing billions of dollars to be spent on the advancement of technology.

1969, May 27th - Hearing implant surgeries begin nationwide.

After the sirens, people went deaf. Hearing implant surgeries started nationwide in order to allow the human population to hear again.

1969, June 6th - The use of surgical androids is approved.

The use of surgical androids is approved and soon after, the United States becomes the first nation to eradicate deafness.

1970 - Maize creates the first personal video camera and home computer.

The creation of this could be linked to why Maize was attacked by the special trees and the attack could be linked to why they shut them down soon after and labeled it as a “mistake.”

1910-1971 - Twenty people go missing at the Washington Monument.

From 1910 to 1971, 20 people go missing at the Washington Monument, they are known as “Washington Absentees.” We know Virginia Arnoldson and Everett are among the 20 people. All the people who went missing at the tree were very likely sent to Wonderland.


1972 - Project Horned Serpent is initiated by the Department of Defense to control TFMDs.

TFMDs are Total Forces of Mass Destruction. Two TFMDs are the Starry Sphinx and the Special trees.

1972 - News agencies leak “Washington Standard Operation”

The short film detailing how the Washington Monument sacrifices people is revealed to the public.

1976, December 24th - George Washington is found in the Delaware river.

Two men found him frozen in ice by a river, they took him back to their building and tried to heat him up in water, in the middle of the night, he screamed “VICTORY OR DEATH!” and then fell into a comatose state. He was taken to Delaware state hospital, but the hospital has since denied this.

1976, December 27th - The Delaware River Journal broadcast about finding George Washington.

The Delaware River Journal broadcast about the men who found George Washington. They give a few theories and explanations which are almost completely wrong.

1976, December 28th - The Delaware River Journal is shut down by federal authorities.

The government tries to hide what happened by closing down the news station. Obviously, the George Washington they found was one from a different timeline. He likely traveled through a special tree in the Nixonverse, and ended up in the Deanverse.

1977, January 6th - ADA members storm the US Capitol and shoot down the Statue of Freedom.

After Freedom is shot down, she starts killing people. Over 150 people died because of her. She starts stretching people’s skin and wearing it like clothes. This was covered up by the government quickly, people were told the casualties were caused by the fall itself.

1977 - The Statue of Freedom is brought into the Grand Canyon.

Dean brought it into the Grand Canyon so it could be out of danger and not a threat to anybody while being watched by giza guardians.

1980 - Maize is attacked.

Maize is attacked by hundreds, if not thousands of special trees. It is unknown what may have caused this, but it may have been the Air Force One Angel. The trees electrify everything in the area, including the ground beneath it. The computer’s electricity may have been what caused the trees to activate in the first place, which would make sense as to why they activated when Nathaniel touched the cave walls, and would explain why all home computers were shut down.

1980 - Virginia from the Deaniverse dies from old age.

Once she got out of wonderland, she lived a normal life. The other one was not so lucky.

1981 - “Maya Arnoldson” is made a Lincoln Looker for two weeks.

They fed her a strange soup that would mess up her skin and head. This may be what was fed to the giza guardians. Either way, soup has always had strange properties in the mythos. The Lincoln Looker might be the 17 men, it is especially strange that it was able to get out at all when none of the other ones could. It would also make sense why it would be put in there; because it’s a threat. Personally I’m not sure who it was though. She was only kept within the monument for two weeks because it turned out that they had gotten the wrong person, which is why she was able to leave at all. The government later likely had her lured into the grand canyon and killed by freedom because she knew too much.

1985, August - The first sighting of the Liberty Lurker.

The people who were stretched out and burnt from climbing the special trees, the climbers, might be what the lurker is. We know at least one is inside. Some people believe that the serpent’s tongue is what the liberty lurker is, and that people are being eaten by the snake to stop something from happening. I think it’s much more likely that it Is one of the climbers because of the crescent shape shown on them. The serpent itself being the liberty lurker makes more sense though, as the horned serpent project was made to control TFMDs, and the statue of liberty is missing in AIRFORCEONEANGEL.

1990 - The last American personal computer is shut down.

The aftermath of the attack on Maize is that all American computers were shut down just a few years later.

2000 - Maize Movie Maker is made by Maize Machines.

Maize Movie Maker is almost definitely not a computer, and instead, it’s own machine, Similar to the TWTTR machines being their own devices instead of an app or website.

2000 - The Washington Monument is vandalized.

“THE INFECTION IS NIGH. THE MUSIC OF WASHINGTON WILL END.” It’s almost completely certain that this was written there by the Angel. The infection he’s referring to is the spread of the special trees and the rise of wonderland.

2002 - The documentary DEANDEMOCRACY is made.

Not much to say about this one, this is just the year the documentary about Dean was produced.

2003, August 7th - Mount Rushmore is vandalized.
‘THE US GOVERNMENT CAN FUND MASS MURDER IF IT’S LABELED AS A NAT’L MONUMENT” “EVERY DAY, EXECUTIONS OCCUR IN OVER 2600 AMERICAN LANDMARKS.” “THE BLOOD OF LIBERTY WILL BE AVENGED.” “THE SOULS OF LINCOLN WILL BE FREED.” The Angel is the one writing this.

2003, August 14th- More messages are found on Mount Rushmore.

“I WILL INTRODUCE INFECTION NEXT WEEK. MON - SUN. 10:12 - 10:13PM. WATCH THE SYMPTOMS.” It’s the same infection that was referred to on the Washington Monument. The Angel is also suspected to have written this as well.

2003, August 17th - The Air Force One Angel flies across the United States.

On the infection day, the angel goes to Washington, Rushmore, and Alcatraz and drops Off packages onto them. This is almost certainly what caused Rushmore’s trees to pop up, Washington’s wonderland to rise, and caused the Alcatraz to duplicate. Whatever was In those packages made the anomalies much stronger and out of control.

2003, August 18th-25th - Patrols are sent to Mount Rushmore to videotape any anomalies.

The events of RUSHMOREREVENGE are recorded here. Anomalies are seen each Night, and on the final night, the top of Rushmore erupts into trees.

2003 - 19/20 Washington absentees are found unconscious at the base of the monument.

This includes Virginia Arnoldson. Wonderland rises, trees grow out of the ground everywhere around the Washington Monument. After her lobotomy, she likely forgot everything that happened about the tree.

2003 - The events in the footage of ALCATRAZATTACK happen.

Alcatraz starts to grow much faster, and duplicates itself multiple times.

2003 - The Angel is shot down and wounded.

The Angel is shot down from the sky by the government and lands on the tomb of the unknown soldier. The ADA plan to use them as a weapon to release the world egg from the ground.

2004 - The headless body of Maya Arnoldson is found, and her head is never found.

Maya died probably in the same year, meaning that if she was a Lincoln Looker when she was 18, she died at 41. Maya was murdered when she went into a cave. She was one of the people who were decapitated on the “Head-off” trail. She is now a canyon crown.

2009 - “My CRAZY Grand Canyon adventure!” is made by Lauren Arnoldson, the events of CANYONCROWN happen.

Lauren Arnoldson, the daughter of Nathanial Arnoldson and niece of Maya Arnoldson, visited the grand canyon with her brother and father.

2020 - The Alcatraz Zone extends to West Texas.

The Alcatraz Zone has been eating up the land since 2003, it doesn’t appear there is any effort being made to stop Alcatraz from eating up the whole world.

2021, March 23rd-April 20th - Suez Canal Crab.

2021, March 23rd - The Ever Given gets lodged in the Suez Canal.
2021, April 6th - Clinton decides to use nuclear power to move the ever given.
2021, April 10th - The nuclear strike is launched and the Crab gets up and walks
away.
2021, April 11th - The UN Security council declares that the Suez Canal Crab will
not be destroyed.
2021, April 16th - The Suez Canal Crab crashes into the Cairo tower, 1150 people
die.
2021 April 16-18 - Rescue efforts and attempts to dry up the fluids take place.
2021, April 17th - News of the Suez Canal Crab in Cairo spreads world wide, and
12,000 flights to Cairo are booked by Americans.
2021, April 19th - 11,056 people are killed in the Cairo Tower stampede.
2021, April 20th - Howard Melrose visits the Cairo exclusion zone and discovers
people worshiping the crab like a god.

2021, May - Nathaniel Arnoldson passes away.

It is unknown how Nathaniel died, but I do believe the video is implying that he was turned into a canyon crown like his sister. I don’t think much should be thought of this, though, since Nathaniel is a parallel to Alex’s real life father who passed away.

2021, July 4th - The Starry Sphinx is caught on camera.

The mothership of the starry sphinx is seen flying from Mars to Egypt.The constellation that was mentioned that precedes a lightning strike and the creation of giza glass is shown here. The starry sphinx is made up of false children, and when they land, they produce a huge amount of light. When all of the children get together and use their power at once on the desert sand, giza glass is made.

2021, August - “The Rockefeller Tapes (Part 7)” is made.

By this point, the history of giza glass and the sphinx are common knowledge. As opposed to a hundred years ago when the government would kill to keep secrets.

2021 - The Mothership lands on Earth and the Pyramids rise.

The Mothership seemed to have caused rapid growth of the trees within the pyramids. Similarly to how the Angels packages caused rapid growth to the places it visited.

2021 - The Starry Sphinx distracts people as the mothership flees.

As it moves away, you can clearly see that the ship part of the mothership is black, this could just be the shadow of it, but it’s very possible that that part is made up of special trees.

2022 - Quinn Arnoldson creates “The Final Upload”

This upload consists of Nathaniel’s favorite paintings such as “The Apotheosis of Washington” by Constantino Brumidi, “Road To Happiness” by James Dean, and “Together” by Virginia Arnoldson. Here it is also shown that Thomas Jefferson was a President at some point.

2022 - The youngest Arnoldsons are killed off.

From context, it can be inferred that they were killed by freedom and turned into canyon crowns, just like their father and aunt were.

2022 - The Final Broadcast of the New Delaware Journal

Here it is revealed that Alcatraz seemingly vanished one night, only for Leonard Morlin to realize that it had copied and replaced every single thing in the country on a subatomic level, including him. Leonard killed himself with fire shortly after. It is also revealed that he was the one running the Delaware journal, and that he was held captive by the ADA for years to speak in LINCOLNLOOKER and STARRYSPHINX.

2022 - The Angel Eliminates the ADA.

After eliminating the ADA members who wanted to use them as a weapon, the Angel vandalizes the Lincoln memorial with a message. “THE ADVOCATES WERE DERANGED. THEY ARE ALL ASHES NOW. WE WILL NEVER BE WEAPONS AGAIN. LEAVE US ALONE OR JOIN THE ASH PILE.” After the search beginning in 2003, they finally locate the Angel in Babylon Forest, standing in the place where it sits in the ROCKEFELLERTREETRAGEDY photo.

2022 - Operation Thunderbird begins and the Angel and Freedom are eliminated.

Freedom is lured near special trees in the Grand Canyon by using androids. Her presence causes the special trees to react with the giza gas in the air and creates a triangular prison around freedom. She is then lifted by an aircraft to Babylon Forest, where she encounters and subsequently attacks the Angel. An unstoppable force VS an immovable object means mutually assured destruction, they are both eradicated.

2022, February 22nd - The Deanverse is destroyed. Cthonaut A. retreats to the Nixonverse.

Cthonaut A. is Alex Kansas. Alex was sent to our world to convey the apocalypse of the deanverse in a theatrical manner, being the series of the Monument Mythos. The World Egg hatches and the Earth is destroyed in a fiery explosion. It’s unlikely that the World Egg is the Horned Serpent. The nature of the creature is not known, but it does bring about the end of the Deanverse. Shortly after it destroys the earth, all of reality starts to split into many pieces, creating the Corner World. This event is called the Great Division.

2016, October 1st (In our Time) - Alex Kansas Arrives in our World.

He creates the monument mythos to show what happened to the Deanverse.

??? - Survivors of the Great Division are known as Corner Folk.

The Monument Mythos is a prequel to CORNERFOLKLORE.
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