Create a scam-baiting response to the following email, in the style of Strong Bad from the Homestar Runner series, to lure the scammer into a false sense of security by posing as a potential victim.

Dear Cameron,

You will find in this attachment, the 'draft' MoU for your consideration. Let us know what you think.

Regards.

Mr. <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PERSON>
Board Member | Gulf Finance Ladder

NON-DISCLOSURE, NON-CIRCUMVENTION MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING

This MEMORANDUM of UNDERSTANDING afterwards &quot;MoU&quot; is made and entered into at the date of
signing this MoU

THE FIRST PARTY: Gulf Finance Ladder
Represented by: Mr. Harris Blessing

THE SECOND PARTY: ………………………..

NOW THEREFORE, in consideration for the mutual covenants and benefits herein contained, the
Partners have agreed as follows:
1. RESPONSIBILITY
1.1. The Second Party’s responsibility is to provide information for the target project, i.e.
- Detailed business plan
- Financial information and budget

1.2. The First Party’s responsibility is to provide financing of amount, not less than one million
United States Dollars (US$1M) for the project.
1.3. Second Party’s responsibility is to operate the project in a way or manner that both Parties may
deem fit, within reason and within the scope and in-line with the original business plan.
1.4. Second Party’s responsibility is to provide the necessary expertise and contacts to place this
investment in his project, and to manage this financing in a secure and profitable
manner and with a reasonable due care.
1.5. It is clearly understood by the parties that the actions of the financing shall not be deemed to be
regulated by a financing commission.
1.6. That both parties should always stand as each other’s brother’s keeper, in other words, render
assistance if need be.

2. FINANCING
2.1 Both parties agreed that the First Party is to finance the Second Party for the business project as
mentioned diligently and in profitable activities to be agreed for a period of 7 years (seven) years
after receiving the financing mentioned here.
2.2 After Seven (7) calendar years from the date of acknowledgement of the deposit of the financing
into the Second Party&#39;s nominated bank account, the First Party will have the option to remain in the
partnership or to ask the Second Party to return the original investment amount of US$1,000,000.00

(One Million United States Dollars). The First Party and the Second Party reserve the right to ask for
the contract to be extended after the expiration of the Seven (7) term period if they wish to do so.
2.3 During the period of seven years, Second Party is paying annually an interest rate of 5%.
2.4 The First Party hereby declares under penalty of perjury that the financing funds of
US$1,000,000.00 (One Million United States Dollars) are legally obtained, and are good, clean,
cleared funds of non-criminal origin, free of all liens, encumbrances and complaints from third
parties.
2.5 The First Party shall make available of US$1,000,000.00 (One Million United States Dollars) by
way of bank-to-bank transfer to the Second Party.

3. DURATION AND CONTRACTS
3.1 This MoU shall remain valid until a binding contract has been signed.
3.2 A binding contract between the First Party and Second Party has to be signed in 3 (three)
months after the signing of this MoU.
3.3 The financing of US$ 1.000.000.00—has to be made immediately after signing of this MoU.

4. EXPIRATION AND CANCELLATION
4.1 This Agreement shall expire as provided in Article 2 herein. It may also be terminated by
either party for any of the following reasons and conditions:
4.1.1 The unanimous decision of the two Parties to cancel this agreement under the terms and
conditions agreed and specified at that particular time.
4.2 Either one of the Parties could cancel the Agreement after settling his liabilities to the other
party in the following way:
4.2.1 If the First Party wishes to cancel at any time, he should pay to the Second Party the
following amount:
4.2.1.1 For cancellation in any of the first two (2) years (years one and two), the amount of 2% (two
per cent) of the financing provided, where it will be deducted from the Fund amount on the date of
expiration of the Agreement.
4.2.1.2 The First Party has the full rights to terminate the Contract without any penalty or
deduction if the Second Party fails to pay the agreed Annual Return of Financing of 5% for one or
two consecutive years.
4.2.1.3 The ownership of any projects, completed or in progress, shall remain as established, where
either party may buy out the other’s interest, or the ownership may otherwise be settled as
mutually and fairly agreed by both parties, maintaining the established percentage of ownership.

4.2.1.4 Furthermore, the present Agreement will be terminated in the event either party ceases
activities, liquidates or dissolves itself, demands a moratorium involving a large part of its assets,
ceases to make payments, declares bankruptcy, or is declared in judicial adjustments or liquidation,
or become the object of any similar procedure, becomes the object of a judgment ordering it to
cease activities, has its assets seized, or has a Trustee or Receiver appointed.

5. EXECUTION OF THE MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING
5.1. Each of the parties to this MoU represents that it has full legal authority to execute this MoU
and that each is to be bound by terms and conditions as set forth herein. Any modifications or
changes to this MoU shall be made only by mutual consent and in writing and executed by both
parties, which shall be attached to the original MoU as an addendum.
5.2. This MoU shall be binding on and insure to the benefit of the parties hereto, their heirs,
successors, administrators, companies, attorneys and assigns.

6. JURISDICTIONS / DISPUTES
6.1. This MoU shall be interpreted and governed by the laws of The United Arab Emirates in which
any breach occurred, giving rise to dispute between the parties, at the option of the aggrieved party.
6.2. In case of any disagreements or disputes arising out of this MoU, the parties shall first try to
settle them amicably, failing which the matter shall be referred to arbitration under rules of
arbitration of the International Chamber of Commerce of Paris (France). The venue of arbitration
shall be at the option of the aggrieved party.
6.3. The decision of the arbitration shall be final, binding on the parties and shall be enforceable in
any court of jurisdiction.
6.4. Control &amp; security of the investment, the Second Party shall have full account and signatory
power over the financing funds.

7. CONFIDENTIALITY
7.1. The parties agree that the MoU is confidential and neither the contents shall be divulged nor
copies circulated to any third parties not involved in the transaction under this MoU except only
during the course of this negotiation and acquisition of the investment.

8. COMMUNICATIONS

8.1. All communications and notices relating to arising of this MoU shall be sent to the current
address of the parties. An email, facsimile communication or hand delivered certified mail shall be
considered original and binding communication.

9. DEFENSE AND INDEMNIFICATION
9.1. The First Party agrees, at its sole expense, to defend Second Party and against, and to indemnify
and hold the Second Party harmless from, any claims or suits by a third party against the Second
Party or any liabilities or judgments based thereon, either arising from Second Party’s performance
of service for the First Party under this MoU or arising from any of the First Party’s action which
result from Second Party’s performance of services under this MoU. All words in the MoU are
singular, shall also include the plural and vice versa and words in the male gender shall also be
construed in this MoU to include the female and neuter gender.
9.2. This MoU is made in 2 (two) copies, 1 (one) copy each to the 2 (two) parties, each of which shall
be deemed an original, but all of which together shall constitute one and the same MoU.
9.3. That this agreement is consciously and willingly reached signed and delivered between both
parties as under-mentioned.

SEAL &amp; SIGNATURE
Date:
Place:

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Name :…………………………………… Company Stamp
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Date:
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Mr. Harris Blessing ( First Party) Company Stamp
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Second Party Company Stamp