Write really overly-funny super hilarious comedy 17+ short 1970s Scooby-Doo cartoon parody transcript based on my prompt:(but make it more funnier adult comedy where the gang constantly make fun of and question physics that ain’t possible or don’t make any sense and why, The Mystery Machine is always parked in the most oddest places, beginning to end. Jerk, Fred, is the most illegal one, disobeys every law and is terrible at driving and often crashes to prove a point badly, Velma is too smart…Scrappy is a superhero with real powers and everyone likes him, Shaggy, mocks EVERY SINGLE name of people INCLUDING THE VILLAINS NAMES AFTER THAT with Scooby also mocking them, Fred would also put the blame for a monster’s crime on Red Herring (From A Pup Named Scooby-Doo), who’d often get mad at Fred for still blaming him and ends up in a funny situation himself before disappearing offscreen. The gang always know that a place they are going to doesn’t sound like it exists, they also know something in a place they go to shouldn’t even be there as it makes no sense, they question names of things or people and why, and even question the motives and why (Plus they constantly do pop culture references and jokes, and mentions of famous people, games, songs, and shows occasionally, AND they’d make fun of the plot in the prompt: THE GANG ALWAYS MOCKS ThE NAMES OF EVERYONE THEY MEET. EVEN THE VILLAINS AND EVEN MOCK THE LOCATION NAMES TOO. (Do this with EVERY prompt i give. 


They head into the garage where the WWE superstars are checking the engines for the race, they split up to ask about the demon. Shaggy and Scooby run into the Undertaker, who recognizes them as Skinny Man and Dead Meat, who defeated the Ghost Bear (From the Scooby-Doo movie Wrestlemania Mystery). Although they were afraid of him at first, they see that he's not that scary. El Torito suddenly climbs on Scooby's back, amusing everyone. Velma asks Diego and Fernando, but they say they don't have any reason to stop the race, as they do it for the matador's honor. Fred and Daphne meet up with Triple H, who introduces Stephanie to them. Stephanie and Daphne immediately take a liking to each other, although Velma doesn't exactly. Mr. McMahon shows up and disapproves Stephanie competing for the race, but she's determined to prove that she can think of Muscle Moto X, plan it and win it. Qualls then announces that dinner's ready which gets Shaggy and Scooby's attention.

Shaggy and Scooby see the case with the million dollar prize for the race and talk about what to buy with it. Dusty is annoyed that Qualls is going on with the race, despite the demon, and leaves. Taker understands his feelings and says that he's out as well. Qualls is against this, but Stephanie walks by and says that Scooby and Shaggy would make great teammates. Qualls accepts this right away, McMahon offers them the chance, and, although they're both scared, they accept.

The gang and Taker meet Big Earl, the head mechanic, who's annoyed that he's paying for his kids in college. He shows them that the Legendmobile is in pieces, and all that's left is the wheel. Fred offers to give Earl a hand in giving Taker new wheels. They also find powder on Earl's shoulder, which Velma says is talcum powder that they use in airbags. Stephanie and Triple H leave to get manicures and invites Daphne's to join them to Velma's dismay.

Fred works with the mechanics all night, and makes quite an impression on them.