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 Caption: So, this time I just want to talk about the "official" first romantic interview...
interview?
No! I mean "date"!
between the wife and I
Well, I guess it can be classified as an interview
A date is a type of interview after all
But that's not important
So, I want to talk about the first date between the wife and I
And of course, at that time, in this story, she wasn't my wife
she was just a girl I knew
because if she was my wife and that was our first official meeting between us
then that that would be very strange
I'm getting off topic now!
So, I want to get back to the topic at hand
So, many years ago, in another era
I some how managed to get my hands on the phone number of this beautiful girl
I don't know, or, I don't remember how I managed to do it
but I got it
and I was really excited about that
and I sent her a message
after that we spoke a little
and then I asked her "Where do you want to go for our date?"
and she responded quite bluntly
"I don't want to go to a restaurant"
So, I sat here reading her message thinking
"This wife..."
I mean "This woman...!"
I still wasn't thinking about marriage at that stage
but this woman
she isn't really that traditional, I guess
Well, that's good as we can do something else
and I really want to do something else
restaurants are so expensive
So, I sat there thinking about the entire thing
then the best idea ever, of all time, came to me
and this was the idea
We could take part in a tour to find ghosts!
What a great idea for a first date?!
I thought it was a great idea
Luckily, it went quite well
because it could have gone in a different direction, I guess
In any case, I proposed that we meet at this location
It was in the city center
and I had already made plans with a tour guide
and a small group, I guess, to do the tour
to see the location and listen to all its history
and see ghosts etc...
So, everything was in order
So, I needed to prepare myself for this really important event, I guess
So, at that time, well, prior to that I was a soldier in the army
and I didn't really know what I should do
as I had never previously gone on any successful dates
So, I thought, maybe I should wear something
maybe formal?
Actually, I should wear a handsome suit
that's a good idea for a date, right?
So, I put on the best suit imaginable
and I was intending on going on a tour to see ghosts
So, that must have looked a little weird
In any case, I put it on
Afterwards, I arrived at the location
I arrived early as I wanted everything to go well
So, I thought maybe I should buy flowers
But how many flowers?
because if I buy a giant bouquet of flowers that could be bad for the first date
It would seem like I'm way over the top
So, yeah, I didn't want to do that
but if I come with no flowers than that could be of an ass move
So, I'll just buy one flower
One rose
Yeap, that's a good idea
So, I bought it and waited
I waited and looked at the watch
In five minutes the date will start
and the group will want to go
and I had to ask them to wait a little
ten minutes later they told me they had to go
and I asked them to please wait
then five minutes later, late, she finally arrived
this woman...
She arrived, looked around
She saw the flower, took it, and said "oh"
and you all should probably know that we had only spoken a little previously up that that point
mainly via messages
and a little voice (by phone)
but not really that much
In fact, I wanted to get into the life of this woman
I wanted to learn more about her
So, this was my first chance to do this
So, I gave her the rose
and then we went on the tour
and it was the worst tour ever
The intention was that we go and see mysterious places
full of ghosts
and very scary things
etc...
Well, maybe it went well because if it was too scary
it could have ruined the entire date, right?
In any case, the tour started like this
We went to ...
we went to a location below a restaurant, maybe its cellar
and the guide stood there wanting to tell us the history of this very scary location
but right above we could hear the laughing and chatting of people eating in the restaurant
So, it wasn't really that scary
and I remember that I wanted to speak with this woman
but she didn't speak at all
and I thought that this was very strange
So, I just stood next to her
but every time I stood right next to her
she wanted to go and look at something else
and I thought, "hmmm strange"
So, I just followed her
and I continued speaking
She responded a little
but she always ended up wanting to look at something else
and I thought, "what... this is really strange"
So, I guess I should just follow her, I guess
So, I thought in that moment that maybe I just didn't start the conversation well
or it didn't interest her
Or maybe I'm just not that experienced, I thought
So, every time I stood next to her, a few minutes later, she moved
After that the tour guide took us to another location
and this time we were in some room
and he wanted to tell the history of this very scary place
but at the same time there was just people on the street and cars
there was lots of random shouts and laughter to be heard
So, nothing about it was scary
In any way
After a little while
we went to several different places
then at the end of the tour I asked her if she wanted to go and grab something to eat
she said "sorry, I need to go because I have to study"
"I can't go to a restaurant with you but maybe next time"
Then she went and I thought, "Well, I guess that was a massive failure"
I must have done something but who knows what
but...
later...
later
she had a girl friend (female friend)
and her girl friend contacted me
as I was good friends with her friend
So, your date went... well, how did it go?
and I said "What does that mean?"
"Tell me what she said to you!"
she said "Well, she said a few things"
and I said, "So, what's the most important thing?"
"Did I speak to much? Did I not speak enough?"
"Did I just take her to a bad location?"
and she said, "No, no, she liked the location"
"She liked it and the fact that it wasn't like her other dates"
and I said, "Wait stop! like her other dates??"
"What does that mean?"
then the girl friend and good friend of mine said
she said, "You weren't the only date that night"
"There was one before you and one after you"
and I said, "Wait what the f**k"
"So, I just one in a line of dates?"
and she responded, "Yes, but your date truly was the most interesting"
and I said, "Well, I guess that's good"
"So, what's the problem?"
and she asked, "Did you wear a suit?"
and I said, "Yes, I wore a very handsome suit"
the girl friend said
"Well, that was the problem because it made you stink like hell"
"She didn't want to stand next to you because you stunk"
and I said, "Ah shit, for real?"
That's why she always moved immediately to elsewhere
but apparently she still liked me
she liked my eyes and my mood
and those kinds of things
So, I was brave enough to send a message to her again
and she agreed to meet up for a date again in another location
but this time I made sure I didn't wear a suit
and I made sure I was tasty as
and of course things went well after that because we're still here
but for real, she had in that night
I found this out afterwards
she had four dates
four!
woman! are you all really that popular?
I have a date every six months
If I was lucky as hell
what the f**k
what the f**k
That's the end
Title: La bela smokingo | An Esperanto vlog
Description: Mi parolas pri la unua romantika rendevuo inter mi kaj la edzino.
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