Edit this: (Tad enters the letter training area. He sees some A letters walk off a conveyor belt and report to their classroom, while a female computerized voice speaks)

Female computer voice: Now entering the letter training area. All letters, please report to the training area immediately. Caution, intense and serious letter training now in progress.

Tad: I'm just too small to get my letters right.

Professor Quigley: (listens while he works with the training area control monitors) Huh? Well, wait a minute. (walks up to Tad) Let's just see about that. (measures Tad with a measuring tape.) As I suspected, just perfect for learning letters! (rolls the tape back up) Allow me to introduce myself. My card. (shows Tad his talking license card)

Professor Quigley's License: The name is Quigley-- Professor Quigley.

Tad: Nice to meet you.

Professor Quigley: And I'll be happy to teach you your letters with a foolproof system developed right here by a very ingenious scientist.

Tad: Who?

Professor Quigley: Me! In these classrooms, we teach every letter to make its correct sound. Why don’t you join the A's, Tad?

(Tad enters the A room. Professor Quigley winks at the camera and runs off. Suddenly, a large, purple, hairy monster enters the room.)

Monster: Wooga wooga wooga!

Tad and the A letters: (all screaming) AAAHHH!!!

Monster: Perfect! That was exactly the right sound for the letter A. "ah" as in "ant".

(The monster is revealed to be Professor Quigley in a costume.)

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Professor Quigley: (takes off the monster's head and scratches) Which reminds me. I need to get this monster suit clean.

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Professor Quigley: What do the A's say? (The A letters say their sound simultaneously.) You see, my boy, learning letters is easy. Now you know... (writes an A on a chalk board and sings to the tune to "The Farmer in the Dell") The A says

A letters: "ah"

Professor Quigley: The A says

A letters: "ah"

Professor Quigley: Every letter makes a sound, The A says

Tad: "ah"

Tad: Wow, what letter is next?

(They are at the door to the B room, but it shows them walking to it in the Leapster version)

Professor Quigley: The letter B.

Tad: (notice a lowercase b on the door) Hey, this "b" forgot one of its bumps.

Professor Quigley: That's a lowercase b, Tad. And this large one is called a capital B. (erases the original capital and lowercase B and rewrites them on the door, but in the Leapster version, he does that as he was saying the above line) Each letter can be either a capital or a lowercase. But they both make the same sound, no matter what their shape and size.

(They enter the B room, where inside the B letters are singing their sound to the tune to "Symphony No. 5", written by Beethoven. One of them is blowing on a tuba. The B trainer is conducting them, with the bust of Beethoven singing along with them.)

Professor Quigley: (stops the music) HOLD IT! HOLD IT! I heard a boom boom boom. You are not cannons. You are the letter B, and... (writes a B on a chalk board and sings)

The B says

B letters:

"buh"

Professor Quigley:

The B says

B letters:

"buh"

Professor Quigley:

Every letter makes a sound

The B says

Tad:

"buh"

(One of the B letters blows the tuba so hard it blows Tad, Professor Quigley, and the B conductor out of the room. Tad and Professor Quigley land in the C room, where it's cold.)

Tad: (shivers) Br-r-r-r! It's c-c-cold in here!

Professor Quigley: (pops out of snow wearing winter clothes) This is the C room. C makes the "c" sound as in "cold".

(Some C letters appear)

C Trainer: You are the letter C, and your sound is...

C letters: cuh, cuh, cuh.

Professor Quigley: (writes a C on a chalk board and sings)

The C says

C letters:

"cuh"

Professor Quigley:

The C says

C letters:

"cuh"

Professor Quigley:

Every letter makes a sound

The C says

Tad:

"cuh"

(Suddenly, a giant snowball starts coming.)

Tad: (gasps) Look out!

(Everyone sees the snowball, then the C's jump out the way while Tad and Professor Quigley start running from the snowball and screaming as they get trapped in the snowball which then bursts out of the C room across the hall and finally crashes into the door to the D room causing it to fall apart. Then Professor Quigley is now in his normal attire while sitting in front of the door.)

Professor Quigley: Brrrrrr. Good thing I wore my long underwear.

(Tad pops out of the snow and smiles, but in the Leapster version, Tad pops out shivering as Professor Quigley says the above line.)

(They go into D room where the D class is playing jazz music, and the D trainer is playing a drum. The D trainer stops and sees Tad and Professor Quigley.)

D Trainer: Hmm? Oh! Welcome to the D room, daddy-o.

Professor Quigley: (Now wearing purple beret, shades and, soul patch, and speaking in beatnik accent) I dig your vibes, my main D, and we are here so the sprout can soak in your message.

D Trainer: Crazy! (to his D students) Listen up, cool cats. The D goes "duh", as in "dog".

D letters: Duh, duh, duh, duh.

Professor Quigley: I dig the D. Let's tune into that crazy poetry. (writes a D on a chalk board as he sings)

The D says

D letters:

"duh"

Professor Quigley:

The D says

D letters:

"duh"

Professor Quigley:

Every letter makes a sound

The D says

Tad:

"duh"

Professor Quigley: Well d-done, Taddy-o!