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     Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I ain't gonna lie. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Look, I'm basically related to him because you take out the team. My name is Casino. You feel me? So like, what's a good nickname for bro? You feel what I'm saying? What's a good nickname for him, bro? What's a good nickname for him, chat? You're right, you we're all right there. I gotta do real quick hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on how y'all day going so far chat Sunday lovely Sunday you feel what I'm saying how y'all day going so far oh shoot oh shoot how y'all day going so far calm okay okay calm calm hopefully hopefully I'll make it hopefully I'll make it better hopefully hopefully you make it better today all right hold on let me go ahead and go here real quick let me go ahead and go here real quick let me go ahead and go where do I have to go right here oh my gosh wait wait hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on let me go right here all right all right boom that's good all right chat I believe it is time I believe it is time it is time chat to introduce the one and only I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I think it is time you stoner I'm not stoner why do I hear stomping chat it is time to introduce the one and only all right as you guys can see this is like watching childhood legends coming to reality I don't even know how I'm here right now but enough with the stalling all right enough I'm done stalling all right I'm done stalling we about to get into this bro for the first time ever this is happening inside of my room welcome to another episode welcome to another episode of Kai Carly yes now I can't turn the swell off. Grand shot is doing big business. I'm looking so sorry. I think I win. Man, you sharp, bruh. What? You sharp. Like, you got it on right now. You look great. The drawers look fantastic. No. You look great, John. You look fantastic. Put them lemon pepper stuff that you got on. So everything you got on right now, you look great, bro. Like, where you coming from? This is like a drug in a day fit. Thanks for having me, man. Come on, man. Let me get your seat ready, OK? All right, all right. Let me get your seat ready, OK? You sure you don't want to change yours? Huh? You sure you don't want to change yours? Nah, that's a good seat right there. That's, it's pretty good. A lot of noise that maybe you should change the seat. Why? I don't know. I just, I'm just with the streets. What's wrong with my seat? I don't know. I think it's nice. I think it's got some sentimental value to it. Yeah, I think so, too. So why you just asking me to change my seat? I don't know. It's just what I've heard. I've just heard things. OK, all right? And then look, you got to be very careful with this one, OK? This one is missing a wheel, OK? So you can either, I'll give you one, I'll give you one. Which way do I want to lean, is what I'm saying. No, no, no! Put it in the front so you don't fall. Oh, that's, what? OK, hold on, hold on. Now, hold on now. Look, look, look, you good. It's my sea legs. You good, you good, John. That's way too crotch heavy. It's too crotch heavy, really good. Do it like this, do it like this. There you go. All right, OK. There you go. Now sit, how does it feel? It feels great. It feels great. It's good? All right. Now, let me ask you this real quick, John. How do you like my room? A lot of people say my carpet's dirty, but can you tell people that my carpet's clean? I can't. I can't tell people that your carpet's clean, but I respect it. It's got a nice patina to it. Wait, you can't tell the people that my carpet's clean? I can't tell them that. Why? Because we're both authentic. You know, we're both straight shooters. Okay. You can't tell them. It doesn't have to be. Okay. Okay. God, it doesn't have to be. This is KC and JC. All right. It doesn't have to be clean. Wait. Wait. You know what's so crazy? If you remove the T in my last name, my name is Casino. So, we're related. Yeah. You feel what I'm saying? So, we're good. Yeah. And I want you to judge something for me, okay? JC? Can you judge my intro running? Sure. All right. Here we go. Honest opinions, though. Honest opinions. I just said about the carpet. You know what you're going to get. Yeah. All right. Here we go. All right. You ready? Here we go. One time. It's a one-time shot. It's John Cena! It's John Cena! It's John Cena! It's John Cena! Yeah! Yeah! My time is off. My time is now. What are you guys doing? My time is now. Read it! It's the French I'm going to shine now. Read it! How you read it? Oh, man. You have more energy than me. I'm out of business. I'm retiring this year. You can take it. No, don't say. You got more energy than me. No, don't say. Next year. Next year. 2025. That's the last time, man. The last time is now. Bro, why? How can I compete with your energy, man? Bro, bro, I love you. Like, we love you, John. We love you, bro. But look, though. Listen, I got something for you now, John. All right, what do we got? Bring the chair up close. Here we go. What are we doing? What's your type of vibe? Do you want to get serious or do you want to have a little... Man, this is your show. I'm just trying to play along. What do we got? Well, here we go. I got you a chicken Big Mac. All right. Now, listen. What I have for you here, John, and I didn't want to try this with nobody else. When they said that you were going to pull up and you could pull up, I said, please. Please. I just need John to try this for me. This is some legendary stuff, bro. You feel what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. I'm trying not to glaze, but it's like, bro, you the GOAT gang? You be wilding. I have been wilding a time or two. I've been known to wild. Exactly, bro. Now, look. But this is legendary. You think something real? This is history in the making, man. First time in the U.S. This is history in the making. Think of what McDonald's means, man. I'm almost falling out of my chair, right? I know. Think of how many people each day walk into this joint. Oh. You know? And it means different things to different people. You know, it's a staple of AmeriCom. Oh. For me, it brings up real good memories of my childhood. Yep. Yo, when we were on the road going town to town, I lived on the McDonald's. Late night, McDonald's. My order was always two double cheeseburgers, dollar a piece. I like double cheeseburgers. Two six-piece nuggets, dollar a piece. I like that, too. But it brings up those times of, like, driving from town to town out on the road. And guess what? Let's share these memories together. Let's make new memories right now. Let's make history, man. Let's make history, John. Me and you about to bite this. Yeah. And we bite into it. It's going to be a lovely dream just filled with a whole bunch of sauce. Let's see. Let's see. Just sauce. Like, literally, the taste is going to be so good, John. It's going to be good. So when we try this. What do we got? We got the... I've never seen one of those. Chicken Big Mac. I've never seen one of those. This is the new one. Okay. Here we go. Show the people. We have almost 200,000 people in here right now. That's a lot of people. Right now, they're hooking. I'm hooking. I'm actually hooking for real. Excited. Here we have... Open that one up. Oh, yo. The original Big Mac. All right. All right. This is what I know. Okay. I know this. Yes. I know this, too. I know both of them now. I ain't gonna lie. So now, look, though. The Chicken Big Mac is not not a Big Mac. The Chicken Big Mac is not not a Big Mac. The Chicken Big Mac is not not a Big Mac. Because if you think about it... Is the Chicken Big Mac a Big Mac, though? Is the Chicken Big Mac not not a Big Mac, though? Now, you feel what I'm saying? That's as deep as, like, why are we here? Exactly. You know? And that's why we're here to find out. What do you think? I think they both Big Macs. It's just that... It's the Chicken Big Mac and it's the Big Mac. So you can't say that the Chicken Big Mac is not not a Big Mac. Because if it's not not a Big Mac, then what is it? I don't know, man. You feel me? So, now listen. Here's your French fries. All right. Thank you. Yes. Here's your sweet tea. Thank you. Okay? I'm gonna get my sweet tea too. Okay? I'm gonna get my sweet tea in my first box. And we had to bite at the same time. Okay? Which one first? He said what? Which one first? Um... My goodness, man. Let's go Big Mac first. Let's go traditional Big Mac. Traditional Big Mac. Okay. Yes. A lot of enthusiasts. Everybody knows. Yes. Everybody knows what we're gonna expect. Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, onions, pickles on a sesame seed bun. Oh! Yo. You know your stuff! Yo, man. You know your stuff! Now, what we have here is the Big Mac. It's the Big Mac. On three, you're gonna take a bite. Okay? But, do you know where you are right now? I feel like I'm in some fever dream with a Big Mac in front of me. And how does that make you feel? I'm actually super excited. You're super excited, right? Here we go. We have to give the Big Mac a break. Hey! I want the... What the... Yo! The video game! Adam! You broke the game! You broke the game! You broke the game! My time is up. My time is now. Now. You can't see me. My time is now. Now. It's the French I will shout. Now. You can't see me. My time is now. In case you forgot or fell off. I'm still... Adam! Stack, stack. Plus I can't turn the sweat off. Nigga! We want to try it together! Yo! He broke the game! I know! Look at that! Look at that! And his name is John General! Look at that! Listen, I ain't gonna lie. Listen, bro. Shout out of a cannon! We agreed. A cannon! Fandom with a cannon! What was that?! That was fire, right? What was that?! That's the phantom tax! Okay. What's a phantom tax? Oh my God. Explain it! Is there a way for you to just eat my food? Explain it! Kind of, but not really. Kind of, but not really. Because I feel like I just lost a big man! Listen, listen. Who's out there food? Wait, hold on. We agreed to get it together, phantom. Yo ass sent it to you. The phantom tax. You broke the game! Exactly. That's a piece of nostalgia right there! You have to send that for a full restoration! Let's get a check, let's get a check. Let's get a check. Yes. Man. Look at that! Yeah, they're knocked over, but one is broken. Like the board is broken. It is destroyed. You came in. Shout out of a cannon! His nickname is Phantom with a Cannon. It is now! I'm standing here. So look! Can we try as a group now? All right, let's try as a group. Damn, bro! Can I have my Big Mac back? Wait, I gotta go. I love you. I love you. You got another one? Yeah, I love you. Which one was mine? It was in this hand. This is mine. I want to see how much I've been taxed. How much phantom taxed in my house? Yeah, how much is that? That's like 70. No, that's like 50. That's crazy! That's like 50. Who lives in these times? 70% tax? Bro, imagine dealing with this your whole life, though. No! But every time I have food, I gotta share with this nigga, bro! That's why I love you, bro. There's a lot of love going there. And it is an exercise in sharing. I just don't know. I don't think I agree with your tax policy. No, but you know, it is what it is. Right? Sometimes I gotta say, it is what it is. Yeah, yeah. It's just one of those times where I gotta say it is. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. Yeah, give me a plate. I don't think I got another Big Mac, so please give me like 20% of the one that you already got. It's gone. Yeah, I know. You've been fully phantomed. It's fantastic. I know. 100%. Oh, no. He took it easy on you. All right. Hold on. Let me just have that, bro. Come on. Oh, no. Because you got to tie with us, too, huh? That's what I'm saying. So let me just have a little piece. All right. That's good, bro. That's not a little bit. That's not a little bit. Yeah. It is. Wait for me, bro. Wait for me. It is. Come on now. Come on, bro. But me and John Hogan for real, bro. I'm Hogan, too. That's why I'm here. That's why you came in. That was good, though. That was good, though. Yeah. That was good. Hey, rate the entrance. One out of ten. Dude, you broke the set. Jesus. You broke the set. I don't know how many times we can do that. I mean, but it's great for a one-off. Mm-hmm. It's an honor. It's an honor. I give it a ten. You didn't have your energy. Yeah, thank you. You had a mystique about you. Thank you so much. It was destructive. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. All right. Are you ready? I'm being ready. What do we do? The Big Mac first? Yes. The original Big Mac. We're going to pick this Big Mac up real quick. I already thought it. Is that a problem? What? Yes, it's a problem, Phantom. All right. All right. Chad, I'm going to stop. Chad, I'm going to stop. We lock in. Well, wait for us. All right, man. All right. All right, man. I know some connoisseurs are out there, some foodies. Food enthusiasts. Yes, they're tasting it with us right now. We got the Big Mac right here. Yes. On three. You take a bite. Okay? One, two, three. Classic. This is like, what is it called? Mukbang? Some serious mukbang right here. Mukbang action. Mukbang action. Did I get that? We doing a mukbang. Yeah, right now. That's what it is. Like, it's a W mukbang. Hmm. I don't know what that means. Oh, it means, like, W, like, win. Why do I see all the Ws on the chat? Okay. So, I explained it to Kevin, so I got to explain it to you. Break it down, bro. CBM doesn't look at the gift. Because everybody's going like. All right. So, Ws is a good thing. So, when they say John Weiner or Juan Weiner, W. Now, L, you don't want to be an L. All right. All right. So, right now it's W mukbang because it's a good mukbang. All right. All right. All right. If it was a bad mukbang, it would be L mukbang. You know what I'm saying? I got you. Exactly. Now, look. You see these. They do it 20 gifted. So, 20 gifted is like they hyping up and helping people. 20 gifted. 20 gifted. Hyping it. No, but you got to say it like this. Hands together. Look. The Digo. Thanks for the 20 gifted. Appreciate it. The Digo. Thanks for the 20 gifted. Appreciate it. Oh, yeah. Now, now, what would you say? What would you say now? Poochie. Thanks for the 10 gifted. Oh, man. It just feels right in the chair. That's how you do it. Damn, man. You're a nasty. I'm just going to sign my personality. Yo, have you ever streamed before? What's that? Have you ever streamed before? This is. You have. This is my first. Yeah, we're on OBS right now. I have IBS. Well, that was a week ago. What's that? That's when you. It's a different. What's that? It's a thing. It was just a. Yeah. It was a phrase. If you know, you know. Yes. Okay. Okay. All right. I appreciate the gifted. All right. Now they're just going stupid. So, ah, damn. All right. Yeah, yeah. And people. Do they react to GIFs? Yes. So, can you read this chat right here? Or is it too fast? Man, it's really fast. Well, try. Great stomach joke. Thank you very much. All right. Somebody in the back got that one. Thanks. Okay. Everybody poops. Everybody poops. All right. Yeah. People are writing about the punchline. Yep. Yep. There you go. That was good. That was good. So, we've tried this. Okay. And what would you. And. And. Would you like. How did that just feel to you? Just. We're going to go around real quick. Three words. Go ahead. Oh, one word. Americana. Okay. Absolute. I don't want to say that. Sauce. Sauce. Sauce. Sauce. Sauce. The special sauce. Sauce. That's a sauce. Oh, so it's not. What is. What is sauce? Sauce. Sauce is like sauce with a flavor. Sauce on three. One, two, three. Sauce. Oh. Again, again, again, again, again. Sauce on three. One, two, three. Sauce. Hey, you are not. Bro. You want to do an A and P, bro? By any means possible. Oh my God. I just put it by. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah. Oh my God, bro. He knows. He knows it. He knows. Oh my God. That's my goal. That's my goal, bro. I mean. That's my goal. I mean, really, any means possible. It's kind of like never give up, so. Oh my God. He's my goal. Tap in. Tap in. You tap in. Tap in. Go. Tap in. Oh my gosh. Okay. Now it's time for the May of the Year. Oh, okay. All right. This is, I'm like super excited for this. Me too. Okay, here we go. I'm interested. I think I'm like, I think I'm like the rest of America. I'm interested. Like, what is it all about? You know? And is the Chicken Big Mac a Big Mac? Is it not a Big Mac? Is it not not a Big Mac? Exactly. We have questions. Exactly. You know. Let's get to some answers. Here we go. All right. We have the Chicken Big Mac. Chicken Big Mac. Wait, hold on. It's glorious. Now, what's up? Oh, you can't do this again. You only have... Where's the Chicken Big Mac? Did we get it? Did we get a third? Chicken Big Mac? I don't know if they're supposed to be a third. Oh, okay. I didn't want to do that. You're okay. My time is down now. 70% of the time. Okay, yeah. I got you. I got you. All right, cool. So, we have the Chicken Big Mac. All right. Okay. This is a moment of truth. I've had this already. You've had it already. Yes, and it must. Must. That means it tastes good. Must. Okay. Yes. All right, cool. Because it's competing with a legend. Yeah. No, they're not even in competition though. It's in the company world. It's in the same world. It's sitting in the room with a legend. Exactly. Exactly. All right. Exactly. Do we do it? Do we not do it? No. We do it. We should do it. All right. Five. Four. Countdown. Four. Three. Three. Two. Two. One. One. Three. One. Three. Three. One. Two. Two. They get a waffle pepper. And now, it's at first. the source, the source. Man, this is another dimension. What do you, what, what, what, like, what stands out to you? So because of all of the components, right, it's the same. It's not. It's not. But hey, it has my mind spinning, right? So I told you my order before. Dollar menu straight up, two doubles, two six-piece, straight. You want to know my new order? For limited time only, of course. What's your new order? I'm going to get one Big Mac. I'm going to get one chicken Big Mac. Hold up, hold up, watch this. My mind is going crazy. No, no, no, no, you're not. And I'm going to create chicken and beef. I'm going to create the chief Big Mac. Oh, no! Yo! It's really good. Yo! It's everything. It's everything. It's everything colliding in on itself. Wait. The universe is collapsing. Time doesn't exist. What the hell? The chief Big Mac. You're a genius, John. You get one Big Mac. You get one chicken Big Mac. You know, we've all heard stories. It's good, man. It's good. Because you get like... Hey! I'm going back. Man, it's good. It's good. It's good. Oh, my... And the thing is... The thing is... Never, never, never! If you get a Big Mac and a chicken Big Mac and you make one, you got enough left over to make another. Another one. So you get two cheap Big Macs. Oh, my... I'm not going to lie. Like, you... Hey, yo! I'm going to be right back. My hands are looking... All right, bro. All right. My hands are looking like a carpet right now. Bro, I'm not going to lie, gang. That is probably the smartest thing anybody has ever said in this room. My mind's blown, man. In this room, ever. First thing I thought about. Because I'm... When I go to McDonald's, I'm a value shopper. How do I get the most of my money? Mmm! This gets me everything. All tastes at once. Everything, man. Mmm. No, I'm going to lie. He's cooking, Jack. He's cooking, bro. He's cooking, gang. I ain't going to lie to you, bro. He's cooking. I'm not going to lie. This is so good, bro. Wow. Yo, look. Let me ask you a question real quick. Yo. I know we eat them. McDonald's rep is for great fries. I don't even need them. Oh, yeah. Yeah, fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fries is OD. Let me ask you a question real quick, John. For real. How was your day today, man? It's been great. Really, though? Really. All right, let's go. I'm gone. How's this? I'm going to take a bite of my second Chief Big Mac that I've created over. How was your day today, bro? Thank you to the 50 to get this CBM. Thank you so much. Mmm. What'd you do today? You need a napkin? I would love one. Oh, yeah. I got you, bro. I don't want to be disrespectful. Nah, nah. That's my fault. My fault. Hey, that's my fault, bro. I see the carpet. I mean, that's my fault, bro. Oh, yeah. You can wipe it on the carpet if you want to. But, nah. I'm going to get you a whole napkin, all right? I'm not going to wipe it on the carpet. All right. I can't confirm. What the fudge? Fudge and mustard? Oh, my fault. What in the name of the ghost of Grover Cleveland is going up? There you go, man. That game's just a clean towel for you. Oh, thank you. Oh. CBM. That's what I'm looking for. Appreciate it. Thank you so much. Goddamn. It's Jaden Day! Oh! Boom, boom, boom! I got some friends over, by the way. But you have... But you just have burgers following you around? Yeah, I don't know. I kind of like... Yo, I don't know if y'all know. He will eat y'all. Welcome. He will eat y'all. This is, you know what I'm saying? The big old chain, you know what I mean? All right. So what is this? CBM. This is the Chicken Big Mac? Yeah, CBM. CBM. Does this... I mean... All right. CBM. CBM. Chicken Big Mac. Ooh, CBM! They're gonna put the interpreciate. How do you open this? My wheel. My wheel. How do you open this? All right. Come on, you open it! What? How do I open this? How do I open this, Phantom? Chain me up! I'm your jeweler, man. CBM. I'm your jeweler, man. I got you, man. I got you, man. When you look, what are you looking at? Check. Dude, it's crazy. I look at that chat or look at it at myself. Ooh. Ooh, this looks good on me. It looks tough. Chat, dub your L chain, chat. I don't know what you dub. Nice. So what's the general consensus about the chain? It's hard. The CBM chain? It just let people know that you had that and you rep that. You burst in here with chains and mascots. Yeah. Phantom got mascots? He got chicken. He just got... Dude, I've been in the game 25 years. I never got a mascot. You guys roll like that. You been in the game for how long? 25 years. Damn! How old are you? 22. That's just made me feel pretty old. Defense to make it. I ain't gon' loud Right? Everybody got mascots now? Everybody got mascots now. Hope everything like that... That's what's going on in the world. Everybody got mascots... There's my boy Chris right here! Hey, man. You see me? You see me? It's icy, it's icy. We are talking to. Oh... Why are y'all talking to y'all so? What? No, no, we here with John He's right here He's right here It's not all it's cracked up to be Come here Chris, so you don't see nobody sit right here Take up your hat 3 1 2 3 A.m. P. I think a 3 1 2 3 And B. I said one one two three A.m. C. What's the three? No, John. You come in you swoop Damn, so like you go like here. It's a lightning bolt. Yeah, you see that nobody can see it. You sit like the boat You sit right there you swoop Oh Lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it. All right now act like you guys just saw each other for the first time right now I'm just walking I You are a Yo, where you get your suits from? What's that? Where you get your suits from? It's a secret location You pull up here you give me one call You that's right check facts facts Yes, I'm not gonna put that on the universe. I'm not gonna tell everybody Like they need a place. No, no this is I earned this invite. I like to think it's exclusive No, like it's yeah, it's only you Okay, cool It's out to you So I thought you just threw it out to a hundred of a million people Do you know how to rap? I did Long time ago I did Do you, are you good at freestyler? I used to be Long time ago So you don't got it no more? I don't have it no more Really? Unfortunately, it's a skill as you know or might know And if you use it, it's great If you don't, you lose it Really? Like it's like I used to work out and I don't then you get all you know out of shape I am out of shape I'm not in my fight way Freestyle fighting weight anymore Damn Is it do care? Is it do care? Yeah Let's get like let them all meet John bruh Agent DMP assembled tonight Yeah, it's like Voltron Voltron Yes, yes We're like we're like Revengers. Yeah, yeah, we're like We like that you see the um, that car you like in the parking lot Yeah, that was dukes You know who duke dennis is I'm about to find out Yeah, you're about to find out That's the big drop The biggest drop He's the biggest drop What does that mean the biggest drop? Like you don't ask questions Yeah You don't ask any questions You don't ask any questions Long stone short like he went to the army He's like super athletic He's a good hooper He plays football He has like grills That's the big drop That's the big drop I'm so far from the big drop Yeah, yeah, yeah, the big drop Then we got Davidson here We got we got we got That's group leader Hold on, that's group leader Yeah, Davidson's group leader So like leave Be very careful Don't, no disrespect Yeah, yeah Everything that he says goes into Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah So you can't disrespect him too much Interestive demands You feel what I'm saying? I look for most everything for us Agent he's more like the Like the smart Smart guy Well, he sounds smart But he's stupid, man He's dumb Now he not too dumb But he like He got the brains He got the brains Yes You feel what I'm saying? He got that Where they at? You hear? I mean I threw the call up Then nobody show up Well, we see Chris Hold on, let me call him Let me call him real quick I'm not gonna lie I don't think you understand John No glaze You are like a he You are a hero What? To a lot of us You don't know what it is Be the king What does no glaze mean? My goodness Does anybody knock? Nobody knocks Nobody knocks That is agent right there Save Damien's beard Yeah Oh yeah Now throw it up Yeah Come on, bro He got huge hands, man Come on Yeah, he got big hands, right? Your hands are fucking colossal I don't know how to process that Well, he has big hands, bro Like Shrek hands I ain't gonna lie, bro Like big old hands Like if you choke It's like Like you do pushers with one hand here I don't know Now I'm self-conscious about your dits Do these catchers Let me see Let me see Let me see Damn Oh my god No cap Yo CBN is for the 50 gift day 50 gift day Yeah John Cena You do your finish on me There's no way Please, bro Please do your finish on me Please, bro Please, please I've spent two decades Telling people not to try this at home And that I'm a professional professional Like I take the injury It is what it is No cap I take the injury You realize all the good will That I would unwind in one moment of bliss It would be beautiful No cap I want him to slam me through a table It would be beautiful But we can't do that But I'm a professional I try this at home Yeah And you did I appreciate the effort Okay, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Right on Yo CBN with another 50 gift day What does this all mean? Wait, where is Boop? And the guys I got this guy Where are you guys? And the guys And the guys And the guys And the guys And the guys And the guys And the guys Oh, good life with the 100 Good life at all Oh, good life at all Oh, good life at all Oh, good life at all Damn 100 What's next? I mean Who can beat 100? Nah, I don't know who can beat 100 Yeah, no one can Obviously, no one 100 is crazy Wait, all good life? Guys All good life All good life Nate John We're 10-10 10-10 10-10 10-10 10-10 10-10 10-10 10-10 10-10 Do you have a favorite video game that you play? I used to play I used to be pretty good at Tech Bo's Super Bowl What? You used Bo Jackson What? Because he's unstoppable Honestly I think he's a favorite game I would be the Raiders No, that's a football game Bo Jackson Oh, who are you? And he could avoid the whole team There's highlight videos What are you talking about? On the internet About What year is that? How old are you? I am not at liberty to say How old I am I'm old enough to be confident Wearing this Chicken Big Mac chain You know I was a wise man I once said I'm old enough to know The right car to buy Or young enough to know The right car to buy But old enough Not to put rims on it Ooh What's some What's some advice You'll give You'll give to some Some youngins Like You have one take To say the most motivational thing Right here Right now Bro, why you giving me A sandwich that's already Bro, you're not Duke, bro I don't give a fuck I didn't want to What? First of all I'd like to just point out That someone Someone entered the room Without destroying anything That's a win in my book Was that a W? That's a win in my book Next time I slam through the door, Chris But look though Hold on, hold on You gave me a sandwich that Bro, stop Bro, a Chicken Big Mac Is a Chicken Big Mac Whether it's together or not Eat it Chris Eat it Eat it Oh, you wanna That's Ben by Cena Did you get Did I tax you? Was it a large amount of tax? Did I tax How much would you tax him by? I would I would let him slide I would let him enjoy No tax Oh my god Okay, what about me? I mean 70% Dang That's a lot A lot Yeah, right Now you know how it feels, man Now you know how it feels, man What about him? I don't know We didn't get taxed So I think we'll be okay We'd also be okay How about no? We can now see each other So maybe it's less That's 70% crazy Nah, 70% for him That's a good No, that's good 70% is great Bro Dude He needs that This is what you do You wanna play Rock People Scissors? Sure Look, I wanna do my version of it though Okay You have to explain it to me Okay, I'm gonna play it This is the table Right, we call this the table Everybody say table 0-3 1-2-3 Table Nice Alright We got chicken Big Mac Surprise Well, can we get another Can we get another chicken Big Mac? There has to be a stash Yeah, can we That's a special thing Like, by the step of a finger One with a pair Okay Can we get a chicken Big Mac in 10 seconds? 6, 10, 9, 8, 7, 8, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Go check the steps Phantom is there Go check the steps Phantom is there already Phantom is there already Oh my god It's there It's there It's there It's there It's there Oh I almost forgot my mom wanna speak to you After this You sure? Yes It's your mom Okay What's her name? Trisha No, I was gonna do it after whatever he was doing But I got you right now Yeah, let's do it It's important Here's my game Alright Oh, no, no, you're a back burner Wait, hold on Mom, mom Yeah, this is mom Mom, you're back Mom Oh, she calling it Bruh FaceTime Yeah Maybe I should hide How do we do it? No, just have to You hold it Is she there? FaceTime Did we work? Yeah Did it work? Yeah, here we go Ready, go Imagine you FaceTime to my It's a It's a Trisha Trisha Trisha Trisha Trisha Trisha Trisha Trisha Hello Trisha Can I call you Mr. Cena Do I call you Jace Do I call you JC What would you like to call me? I like JC JC JC Because it's JC and Casey Yeah Yeah I love you And my son grew up loving you And like He's like I had to go into Toys R Us And buy the little action figures That look like you And I had to find you And I just wanted to say That I grew up with a dad That used to take me to a lot of wrestling shows And I used to live in Montreal And Toronto And I want to take you back a little bit in time I was into the Hart Brothers Yeah And like Hulk Hogan Yeah Wow And like Damn she no game Nah yeah she's a tour Yes I do Yeah and that kind of stuff So I grew up loving you know everything And you know little boys they're into wrestling and stuff And you were always a great example to little boys and kids around the world And girls Because you know girls like wrestling too You know And I just wanted to say I love your suits And you have been You have been aged You look Now that be mama Nah that be mama I ain't gonna lie She no ball And thank you for coming to my son's show Because this is full circle for You know A family Of a family All my boys You know Big up to my sons Devante Khalil I have two other sons Who are big fans Khalil And my daughter She watching the show too Kaya Nah that be mama Yeah that be mama Yeah that be mama Nah that be mama That be mama That be mama That be mama Nah that be mama So I love you gentlemen And you did good for the kids Thank you Oh Trisha JC for kids Thank you so much Thank you so much I want to take one second Before you go I got a chance to talk to Kai Before we broke through the doors I got a chance to talk to him About his story And one of the things He holds most important And one of the things He's most grateful for Is his ability To now return to you A lot of the sacrifices That you made for him Yeah He cares very much for you Thank you And we had a really good conversation About our purpose And our meaning And I don't want to ruin his energy But he's a very loving person And he holds you in his heart dearly Thank you And you have set a tremendous example for him And it was great to hear that Thank you all I appreciate you For taking the time That's fine I love my son very much And he has given me the world And I'm on top of the world Because of him Well he's given me a great day so far And he does nothing but sing your praises And say how much he loves you I hope to meet you one day John Thank you Thank you so much Your heart is so big Thank you for those kind words of my son And his love for me Thank you Thank you so much You have a great rest of your day Love you bye Bye bye I'm a Yeah agent Chris I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm gonna go find Duke I'll be right back Yeah Duke is a big She's great Yeah I know This is fire right That was great Yeah that was great She knows ball She's a huge She teaches me to wrestling To basketball Oh all the references she said I know she's a fan But it was It was great to get to see That was wholesome Chat W John man Thank you That was What a mama Thanks for allowing me to be part of it Of course bro Very cool Anytime bro Anytime bro How was your day been? My day been good I've been excited the whole day Just knowing that you coming So I ain't gonna lie I'm just I was excited the whole day And Just ready for today And you know I just I'm having fun now Man me too You made my day great bro Like really You made my day great Nah bro Well you made my day great You made my day great You made my great You made my day? No You made my day No You made my day You made my day great You made my day great Thank you. I'm not going to lie. All right. Wait. If do it without air, we got to get to your game. What about my game? Oh, we got to get to your game, yeah. Game's on the front burner now. Game's in the night. Yeah, yeah. The game. Yeah, the game. We got to give respect to Bob. Always. But now, we're in the game. Let's do it. Okay, so we got fries. We got sandwiches. Yep. Got some Big Macs. Game is rock, paper, scissors. Okay. Go. Rock, paper, scissors, go. All right. Yeah. So how do you do it? Do you do rock, paper, scissors, and say shoot? Or do you do, because other states do different things? I think in New York, it's only rock, scissors, and say shoot. Yeah. Everywhere else in the universe is rock, paper, scissors, shoot. I've been around the world. It's different everywhere. How do you do it? I adapt to the room. This is your house. I'm not going to tell you how to play in your house. Rock, paper, scissors, and say shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, and say shoot. So basically, you're shooting on one, two, three, four. Rock, paper, scissors, and say shoot. Got four. You shoot on shoot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shoot on shoot. Shoot on shoot. Whoever loses runs to that. And his name is John Cena! Run to that wall. And then whoever wins stays here, gets to munch on. And so that person comes back and he's running again. All right, cool. So let's make it Nicki Minaj's chair. So that's all right. Nicki Minaj's chair. Yeah, so you got to touch it and then come back. And then come back. All right, cool. All right, dude. Here we go. Here we go. Wait, oh, so are we double teaming? We're double teaming? Yeah, let's double teaming. Let's do it. All right, here we go. I'll do it. Two will be one. Remember, my odds are horrible. No, it's not. It's not. It's not. You guys, this is like a one of three chance. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. Now it's impossible. Whoa. It's improbable. It's improbable, okay? I like that word. It's a big word. Improbable. Is that a word? What does that mean? I don't know. That means it's highly unlikely that I will get a win here. But I'm still willing to try. It's not 50-50. It's 50-50. It's 50-50. No, no, no. He'll go and I'll put my hands behind my back. That's fair. That's more fair. Fair play. We have a teammate. Have a teammate? Chaining day. Chaining day. You got to have the... Do we need a team handshake? Oh, yeah. Okay, cool. That should probably come up with a team handshake. Do we need a handshake? All right, come on, come on. All right, we're going to hold the same. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on, come on. Come on. Come on. What that boy, Dominique? Come on, bud. Come on, bro. Hey, where is it? I don't know. All right, come on. Let's do it. You want to be on his team? What are you doing? Are you playing? Why are you going to go to the same? Oh, my God. All right, let's do it. Who want to go first? You want to go first? Here we go, Chad. Everybody's been rocking real quick. Locking real quick. You ready? No. Let's go for it. Let's get it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Hey, it's rock, paper, scissors, say, shoot. Yeah. All right. All right, ready? Wait, wait. What? Yes. See, this is what I mean. Different stage got the- Oh, my. Everybody's different. It's rock, paper, scissors. I'm from Maryland, and they do rock, paper, scissors. And that- So you don't do that here. We don't do that here. We don't do that. We don't do that. Hey, we don't do that here. Rock, paper, scissors, say, shoot. Yo, my time is now, now. Rock, paper, scissors, say, shoot. Yes, we don't do that here, Chris. It's just one extra thing. Yeah. You get it. You made it down the first one. We made it out too much. Yeah. That's OK. I didn't do it. All right, here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, say, shoot. Oh, damn. Now, tag me in. Does winter stay on? Mm-hmm. All right. Let's go. Rock, paper, scissors, say, shoot. Oh, my God. Let's hit the trash. Oh, thank you. Damn. Damn. Damn. Tag me in. I gotta watch this. All right, come here. Rock, paper, scissors, say, shoot. Yo, why don't you do it? We got to get some. All right, he's handsome. Yeah, we got to change our game plan, bro. No, I'm sick. Bro, we doing the same. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're psychology here, bro. All right, come on. Come on. Come on. All right, I'm going to change it. I'm going to change it. Hi. You got this. Rock, paper, scissors, say, shoot. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're dumb. You just thought you were changing. Get it. Get it. I said I'm going to change it. He won't change it. Get it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Set, set, set, set, shoot. Set, shoot. Set, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, say, shoot. Yo, rock, paper, scissors, say, shoot. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I let you down, bro. It's OK. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. I let Cena down, bro. Ugh. Let's go down. That is, uh, yeah. Three notch. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's all right. Mm-hmm. Susan Everett. Mm-hmm. Wow. Come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on. Oh, he's taking all the fries. He's talking on. No, you stay where it stays on. When it stays on. Come on. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You may have to give us a change. Oh, my God. Come on. I got to tag you in Cena. I got to tag you in. All right. I kind of want to touch the chair. I kind of want to touch the chair. Here we go. You ready? I'm going. Oh, you got to go. Oh, my God. Yo, Chad. Whoa! Oh. No! Yo! That's Nicky's chair! What the? Yo! John, you fucking! John, you're well right now! What happened? What a tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie. So, hey, uh, what happened was, right, so I ran over there. And I was so tired I was so tired I needed to sit down. And I found this beautiful, styled chair. Somebody had signed to put their name at the top, but I figured it was a great place to sit down. No! Nobody had sat in that chair since Nicky sat in that chair. I got to sit in the chair, catch my breath, and now I'm back! Handshake? No? Did I take my first L? I know I wouldn't know after you that much. What? What? It's a comfy chair. How'd it feel? It was really nice. It was really nice. I feel bigger. Yo, you sat? Yo, that's Aura, bro. How'd you like, you got Aura? It was nice. You got Aura! It was nice. The fact that he was able... And he didn't spudge! Yeah, like, he was like, I'm seeing no finish! It was nice. It was an experience. Wow. So, does that mean any A&P member that now sit in there? No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No! No! Because I, I'd like to keep my experience exclusive. It was nice. It was nice. I'm not gonna lie, Jack! Thank you for sharing that as well. That was good. I'm not gonna lie, that was good. For a second there. Yo, that's Sweet Tea. Bullshit! That was good, I'm not gonna lie. That was fine. Good game. Good game. That was hot. I tried, bro. Man, you did! You did! You did! You did! You did, man. Damn, that was a good handshake. Is it John Cena rap? No, no. Hold on, so you wasn't going, you dropped the album? I did. I did. Come on, let me hear a quick 16. Come on. I don't have any of that. Hold on, so Young Cena knew how to rap? That album I dropped turns 20 years old next year. Word? Yeah. You said what? The album turns 20 years old? The album itself turns 20 years old next year. Damn. Damn. Yeah, man. Yeah. Why you quit the rapping? Damn! You like your flows? Well, you know, we all, no, not true, not true, not true. We all evolved, and I'm not the same human being I was at 25. So that doesn't make, that doesn't make my attitude towards freestyle or rap or hip hop any different. It's just I've evolved as a human being and got some different set of rappers. Dude, dude, still have a- ATL Jacob with the 100 gifted. ATL Jacob. ATL Jacob. ATL Jacob. ATL Jacob. With the 100 gifted. Yeah. 100? Why are we not going crazier for this? No, don't you think they're doing this? There's somebody doing that! ATL Jacob with the 100. 100 big that got hurt, you just got protein. All the 100 outright metabolism to the government. TIP yourself in hell. This is the place. Because I'll wear them. I was circular, like a little bit of how bad you don't need to but of them went thereafter. And then theoretically, it already went well. D Werk stopped. You're kinda gifted. I was all revealed again. 100 gifted by ATL Jack. ATL Jack. Appreciate it, gang. You got moves. I'm not gonna lie. I just watched you. I tried to imitate. No, that was good, though. I'm not gonna lie. Well, first, huh? That was really good. So you don't have a favorite like a rapper? You don't have a rapper right now? Or like, it's like... I kind of listen to the older stuff. He like classy, man. He got a classic suit on. He's a classic, man. Appreciate it, huh? I appreciate it, huh? I appreciate it, huh? W-Sup. Thanks, man. There you go. He knows. Now I know. Now I know. Now look. John. Can you say like... Can you say some inspirational... Message to you. Message to anybody right here. Like, pull up to the chair. Pull up right here. Okay. Look dead in the camera. I'm gonna play you a song. I'm gonna play you a song. So you can get motivated. So you can get my wheel right. Just try to get my wheel right. Yes. There we go. Hold on. Wait. What? What's a good... What? Trying to get my wheel right. Oh, yeah. Okay. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. That's a good one. What do we do? What do we do? Just say a motivational speech real quick. Oh. Oh. Well. Bring it all in, y'all. Bring it all in. Hey, everybody out there. Wow, this has been fun. And here we are sharing a moment together. Hopefully a moment of motivation, purpose, growth. I guess if I would have to bestow some advice, take it if you want it. If not, it's just advice. I would say never give up. And that widens out to whatever lens you want to put it in. I think as long as we are breathing, we have a chance, we are all eventually going to get to the finish line. And so I don't know if you just attack every day with persistence and effort and follow your excitement and enthusiasm. And never give up, especially through those hard times, because I'm not going to act like it's all roses and candy canes. There will be a bunch of hard times. Just do your best. Try to do the best you can and never give up. That was hard. That was hard. That was hard. I was feeling that. Thanks for that, man. I was feeling that. I was feeling that. I was feeling that. That was deep. Now, I was on there. When he was talking, I was like, yo. I was on there for real. You guys are the living example. Look at you. Doing what you love. Working hard. Working very hard. I talked to you about your hours. Yeah. Me and John had a good conversation before. You worked hard. So it's not like it's not without its difficulties. But you guys are doing what you love. And you can, man, you can sense the energy in the room. You guys are having fun all the time. What keeps you going for so long? I see this. I see this. Enthusiasm like this. Renewed faith in humanity. Oh. So like, just when I'm about to, I want to shake my fist at the whole state of everything, somebody will screw up and do something good. And they'll put a smile on my face. Oh. You know? And I love stuff like this. I try to remain curious and open-minded. And I really, I was a little bit nervous, but really curious about what I was going to expect. Yeah. And boy, have we had a great time. Boy, have I had a great time. Yeah. This is a great time. And stuff like this, man. It's time. This is a great time. Great time. John, I got a question. This is actually a real question. I'll stream shit like. No, no, no. We're on stream. Let's do something different. Let's do something a little different, right? Let's ask a real question. Okay. On stream. Okay. Fair. I got one. Yeah. You've been doing something you love, acting and wrestling for a while now at a very high level. I wonder, do you ever fall out of love because of how much you've been doing it? Because you're a veteran at this point. You've been doing this. I always wondered, do you ever get bored of it? Ooh, that's a great question. So each day, you can have your own why. And sometimes the why is the same. For days, for weeks, for months, for years. If I ever find myself unable, I have sad times like everybody else. I'm angry like everybody else. I get frustrated. But when the sadness becomes normal, when I don't have a day where I kick out, when the anger becomes normal, that's not me. That's not who I am. So I ask myself, what the heck is wrong? And a lot of times, I lose track of my why. Why am I even doing this? And if I ask myself, and I can't give myself a good answer, I immediately pivot and go in another direction. And that's helped me. Why are you doing this? We had a conversation off camera about your why. Dude, you are at home here. And you give so many people so much. And it shows. You love this. This is really cool. Especially to be surrounded. You asked me, like, what keeps me going? Passionate people who are doing what they love. Know their why. And just attack it with reckless abandon. Yeah. And I'm passionate about what I do because my brothers are passionate about what they do. Yeah. And I believe you are the sum of the people you surround yourself with. Yes. And you have surrounded yourself with some enthusiastic creatives that share the same interest. And you guys are really influencing a lot of people. And that's special, man. So I've been down, but I've never been out. And that's like a real question on stream. And the way that, man, I have no plaques on my wall to tell you that this is legitimate advice. I'm just telling you my perspective, my lens, that's it. But when I find myself going through down over and over again, I look in the mirror. And I ask myself, what's my why? Am I living true to my values? Am I taking care of myself enough? And usually within those three lanes, I can correct. You know? Do I have joy in my life? Do I have love in my life? You know? Stuff like that. That's some off-stream stuff on the stream. What's your definition of happiness? That's a deep one. That's a deep one. That is. That's a good question. That's a deep one. What's yours? My definition of happiness is... Damn. See, right? Not easy. But as I've grown, I learned that happiness is like one of the number one things that I just want in life. Like, no matter like, like what's going on, like I just realized that like, yeah, we're going to have sad times or we're going to have rough times. But the number one thing that I want is to just be happy. Now that word happy is like a strong word. You feel what I'm saying? Because in order to get there, a lot of things have to be going good. So, I totally hear that. And you hear a lot of people say, I just want happiness in my life, right? I think it's very important, again, only my perspective, to define happiness. If you don't know what happiness is, if it's this vague thing that you just want in your life, how are you going to take steps towards that goal? You're a goal-focused dude. You said, I got these goals. And man, when I hit them and passed them, I just set another goal for myself. If one of your main goals is happiness and you don't know what happiness is, how the heck are you going to achieve happiness? To me, upon thinking about it, I wanted to narrow it down to give a good answer. It is knowing I am in a safe and secure place around those I love. And to me, that's happiness. And if I can do that and mix in living life with a purpose that I feel fulfilled, I think that's happiness. For me. So then, right? So now I know I have a start. And now I can say, like, okay, these are the things that make me happy. So I should start chasing those things. And if I want to live in safety and security with those I love, first of all, I've got to spend time with those I love. And I've got to nurture those relationships. And safety doesn't just mean financial security. It also means a vulnerable, safe space for people to call me out on my BS, for me to say when I'm angry or vice versa. And then if I want to live life with purpose, well, what is purpose to me? And purpose to me is simply being useful. I used to think I was put on earth to be a wrestler. That was it. I was put on earth to be a WWE superstar. And then I started doing a little bit of acting. And I'm like, oh, no, it's easy. I'm a storyteller. No, I'm a human being. Breathing air like everybody else. And I'm significantly insignificant. I'm a grain of sand on a beach in a pale blue dot out in the middle of nowhere. I just want to be useful. Life to me is a gift. And, dude, I have, in my tenure, I understand I have been given lottery ticket after lottery ticket after lottery ticket. I am lucky. I understand my luck. And I try to live each day grateful for the luck. So when the sun goes down, I look at what I did for the day, even if it's relaxed. Did I earn the sunset? Some days I don't. And I motivate myself to try to do it again. But most days I do. And that's my sense of purpose. So now I have what makes me happy. And I can chase those things. And that's what makes the ride super fun, man. To me. That's fire. That's oh, dude. That's fire. That's fire. Nah, bro, that's fire. So I kind of dropped freestyle. I dropped the art of freestyle for philosophy and looking within. That's hard. Those are my 16s now. That was hard. Nah, that was hard. And by the way, like real questions on stream. Give a real question on stream? Yeah. Let's do it. Fire away. Safe space. Go for it. Okay. Okay. Can broad people, all right. Hold on. Hold on. Safe space. Let's go. Let's go. Embrace. Embrace it. Embrace it. Yep. Should it, should, should, should broad people work out? They've got, it cannot be okay with just being bald and like I am now. I'm a recently new bald person. Okay. All right. This is a new, this is a new phase for me. Right? Never had this. Okay. So like this, this bald lifestyle is new for me. Okay. All right. All right, John Cena. So it's like, I was just asking. Are you tearing up? Yeah, man. No, I'm not, I'm not saying that you're not. I'm just saying. It's a safe place, bro. It's a safe place. Safe space. Does, does the baldie fit me, John Cena? Ah, so this is great, right? This is, this is meaty stuff. What I'm hearing, right? What I hear is I have just been through a big change in my life. Yes. Let's, everybody watching around the world. Yeah. Change is tough, right? It's really tough. Anytime you're the new kid at school or anytime you try to go a different direction or anytime you do something different in your life where it changes, that change is difficult. And because it's difficult and we're not used to our normal routine, we're going to start second guessing ourselves. And we may doubt ourselves. We may drown in that self-doubt. Why are y'all laughing? No, because it's a safe space. It's a safe space, bro. It's a safe space, gang. That nigga's boring as shit. I thought it was a safe space. It is. It's a safe space. It is. It's a safe space. It's a safe space. It is safe. It is safe. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Real questions on stream. What happened? W advice though. W advice. W advice. So the W advice is if you're experiencing some self-doubt and you're unsure, lean on those you love. Lean on the connections you have. Lean on me. And know that if they're busting your chops, it's done out of love. Buh. Chops. No, chops. Chops is, what is it? Chops. What is it? It's a. What's the definition of that? Pork chops? Pork chops. Yeah, sure. Chops. Oh, pork chops. Busting your chops. It's done out of love. Oh. You would say balls? If they're busting your balls, it's done out of love. Oh, I don't want to bust his balls. Oh, you mean like balls? You mean like balls? You're going to bust your balls? Yeah, that's going right now. If they're. So what I'm saying is like, if I'm like sarcastically messing around, if I'm welcoming you, but in a playful way like this. Oh man, I'm just busting your balls. That's old news. You, you come up with terms, man. You say that, John. No, people say that. In New York say that. No, I think that's like. They'll be like, stop busting my balls. Yeah. Nobody says that. They do. Go to 34th Street. I say that. I say that. Go to 14th Street. I think that's like. So let's come up with something new. Tell me. Like help me out. What's something like. You do this. This is your. What's something that we say now? Like glazing. No. I thought glazing was good. No, no, no. I thought glazing was good. No, no. Like say something like. Like, bust my balls. I'm busting balls, Phantom. Uhhh. Your braids look nice today, Phantom. It's not glazing. No, no. It's like. Busting balls. Busting balls. Yeah. Yeah. It's not a compliment. Dude, are those shorts or pants? I don't even know anymore. Oh, that's okay. Hey. Huh? I don't know. I'm just trying to bust his balls. I'm just saying. And I think you just said I. Glazing. Yo, bro. That chain touching your stomach. Glazing. Yeah. So that's it. Oh. Wait, let me try to bust his balls. Let me try to. Yeah. Alright. Go. Dude. What? Wait. No, you. No, me. No, you. You're gonna bust my balls. Yeah. I'm gonna bust his balls. Yeah. I'm doing it. Okay. Your socks high in here. Oh, they're so high. Yo. Yo. Yo, you're busting my balls. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. Yo. Right? You're busting my balls. Just because it's been around for a while. Hello. Doesn't mean we need to stop using it. Thanks. Alright. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. What a time it's been. Nah, that's W's. I don't have one. Because I need to drop so many good advice. So much W's. Thanks for like five minutes of real and the chaos. Love the energy. Love the chaos. Thanks for the five minutes of real. Hey John, my mom wants to say hi. I have to say otherwise she's gonna beat my ass once she sees me. Can I help? Yeah. He's locked in. He's locked in. He's locked in. Bro. Bro. Bro. That's W's, man. Hey y'all. Yo, make sure y'all keep y'all chains too. Come on. Hang it up somewhere very special, bro. Got you. This is a chicken Big Mac. Hey, one more Chinese time. One more Chinese time. One more Chinese time. I think it's time bro. We got a chain touching it. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Appreciate y'all man. Alright, but y'all be easy. Y'all be safe bro. Be safe you are. Okay, both sides. The dude in red has been streaming for two weeks. Two weeks straight right now. 600 hours. He's trying to be the video game and he can't be the. He's trash. Nah, he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he'll get off for all. I don't Christmas. I'm sorry. I know but I think it's time. It's time. It's nine. It's nine and change. What? What's going on? It's time. It is. Oh, good. Okay. Alright. So I. I've been kind of learning as I go along. Yeah. I don't know what's going on. What's happening? Something's about to happen. No. Maybe any tips? Any tips? Something's about to. John. Come here. Don't fuss my balls this time. Wait wait wait wait wait wait. Hold on. What? I gotta tell you something. Wait. Okay. Okay. Go ahead. Go yeah. Go ahead. Go ahead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait. He said. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm gonna eat this with you. Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? John? Close them. Let me close the door real quick. I don't know why. I don't even know how to take this. This is serious alright. Alright. Let me go ahead and say what I gotta say real quick. This is. Man. I wish you could see what I'm saying. John stand right here. I wish you could see what I'm saying. I'm gonna let me get this up. Yeah. Stand right here John. Yeah. Ah. Check! This. Is going to. Be the last few minutes of this stream. Now you're probably wondering. Dang. This was quick. But there is a reason. Why this is quick. Have a huge announcement chat. Big news. As you guys know. You guys have. Given me. A lot. You guys have shown me. A lot of love. Even with this stream. You guys have shown me. A lot of love. And John. When this beat jump right here. I want you to show the people what's going on. Make sure they're ready for it. I don't think they're ready for it. I don't think they're ready for it either. I'm gonna do it though. But chat. I would like to announce something real quick. When the beat drops. Ready? CHAT! I need M.G. on the stand up. Because they're so far. Why are they not too? AHHHHH! CHAT! You're telling us up. My time is now. I'm back! You can't see me. You can't see me. My time is back. You can't see me. You can't see me. For those who don't know. See that's a good beat. Just give me right there. Yo. For those who don't know. The record has been broken. Broken? And it is now. Time to suit up. Suit up! Suit up! So Chet. I won't be telling you when. When? But. But! The next time that you guys will be seeing me. Seeing me! Is when. The Mafia-thon. Begins. Begins! All I gotta say. Is. No. Dates. No nothing. The next time y'all see me. Is for the next Mafia-thon. And we going for the record. Thank you so much John. I appreciate you guys so much. And what better way. Is to end this. Than running it back one more time. I love you Chet! Thank you John! You guys have been amazing! I love you guys! I love you guys! Chet! It's time! 30 days. 24-7. My time is up. My time is now. Let's see what happens. You can't see me. My time is now. I love you Chet! I'm a hot ass! I love you Chet! I'm a hot ass!