Some random sentences and the likes are as follows.

- The Starlight Altar is the most crucial part of the Astral District, and it is situated close to the sky and atop a structure. Inside the pillar holding it up is a spiral staircase that leads to the necessary altitude to perform a short-range teleportation onto the actual altar’s setup. Since the altar is at an immense altitude and relies on a staircase, the wheelchair user known as Weak Legs Joeb has never completed their Astral Ritual despite living near the Astral District. One solution is to accumulate enough resources to perform a long-range teleportation to get Weak Legs Joeb onto the setup (his wheelchair cannot be brought for budget reasons, teleporting a contraption is harder than it looks, so he will be sitting there, and then teleported back onto his wheelchair when the ritual is done.)
- For whatever reason, throwing a cow out the window 6 to 7 times will summon The Forbidden One.
- Scary Lettuce has many health risks, including: Cease.
- Schrödinger's Cat got a day off from being unsure if he is undead or not. He is alive, for now.
- Drum Game is a very deceptively hard game, probably because you have to play breakcore on a drum set to win some levels of the rhythm game.
- insane3, despite just being leaked to the public, is probably the hardest strategy game that will be playable in Chess Strategy Remix’s campaign mode, due to the amount of mechanics making it not just chess, but a full on deterministic wargame. The previous ones were just confusing variations of chess, but insane3 makes for a very interesting digital board game.
- Quantum Tourist Traps are the result of when quantum technology is used in the lamest way possible. In a world where quantum technology is commonplace, these are bound to exist. The most popular one is The Quantum Coffee Shop (Where every cup of coffee is superpositioned between two wildly incompatable flavors (spoiler alert: The resulting Quantum Coffee tastes absurdly bad)), The Dark Realm (This pocket dimension is just a perpetually moonlit and owl-infested forest that very slightly yet sometimes noticeably reeks of that one bear who escaped from The Dumb Idiotic Animal Zoo, and you can only enter it with a barebones Quantum Gateway that feels exhausting to get teleported through (also, The Dark Realm feels like a 1-star campsite to anyone who doesn’t know about fantasy that involves dark forests. If you are familiar with the appeal of enchanting dark forests the attraction will feel (somewhat, barely, or really just) passable (the answer to whether it’s a good attraction or not is that you decide yourself, it’s good but also bad because it is niched and a bit cheap) but you swear you smelled that one escaped-from-a-zoo bear once but never again (which was incredibly odd but you just decided to continue listening to the owls hoot, and give that attraction a niched 5-star rating anyways) (anyways, to make it clear, The Dark Forest… it's good, bad, and both at the same time anyways depending on your intrests) )), and lastly, The Quantum Experience (A theme park with random rides that make you uncertain where and which direction the contraption is moving you, and at the end of your visit, your money enters a superposition between being stolen and being used to buy a random quantum doohickey that synthesizes a pear-apple superpositioned fruit).
- The Pear-Apple Synthesis Gadget can be bought from The Quantum Experience. When used, you get a newly synthesised fruit, which tastes like an apple and pear smoothie, and it uses quantum superposition between an apple and a pear to replicate that taste. Basically, imagine that you could turn an apple-pear smoothie into a fruit made from the apple and the pear that were used to make that smoothie. You can also make other nonsensical hybrid fruit by loading it with other smoothies.
- Quantum McDonald’s has an Ice Cream Machine that is broken because it is simultaneously superpositioned between two wildly incompatible states of hardware.
- You’ve heard of half-elves, but get ready for ⅔-elves!
- Update: insane3 has been released to Chess Strategy Remix under the name “Scollavart Battlegrounds”. This means it is now officially part of normal gameplay, meaning you don’t *have* to input `board.play insane3` into the debug console (yes, the board.play command is available to normal players, you just have to enable Debugger Mode through the settings and open the debug console).
- FACT NUMBER 67! THE RATS ARE COMING
- The forsaken Cow Dimension was once a prosperous area full of cows, but as soon as humanity invented farming, the cows left to grace themselves upon humanity, leaving behind their cradle. In the modern ages, there has been an ongoing attempt to restore its endless fields so cows can graze it once more.
- Alpine6 is a race track located in an unnamed endless-expanse-of-terrain dimension owned by Canada. It takes 2 hours to complete a lap in it, which *almost* rivals 1.5 laps of RT10 Contentment. (which is a comically large loop made of two extremely long straits linked by teleporters, it is located in a void dimension reserved for it. You need 45 minutes just to complete one strait.) Alpine6 is considered much better than RT10 Contentment due to the variety in the actual track of Alpine6, but this is kind of an unfair comparison since RT10 was made as an artificial cosmic joke about drag races.
- Some guy decided to lick Chicken Essence (From Mystical Agriculture), it apparently tastes like “if you fried eggs and chicken breast on the same skillet”.
- You have reached the top of the world! Please wait with the Height Limit Pufferfish while we make the mountain mountain-ier.
- While it is true that a racetrack runs through most of the mapped area in the Alpine6 Dimension, beside that racetrack is the Residential District, specifically reserved for Canadians. Here, you can connect to Alpine6 Racing TV over mundane cable, and to other TV channels by transdimensional connectivity.
- The void RT10 Contentment occupies is simply called “C.Void.” C.Void is a void with RT10 Contentment as its main tenant, and the background of C.Void takes on a background that seems to be a white background (like, it is white as the center of the French flag) that gradients to a silver color. If you fall through the void, you end up falling back onto the racetrack (by teleportation magic or whatever). In the distance (relative to RT10 Contentment) is the occasional scattered silver-colored debris that serves as the backdrop for RT10 Contentment. You can breathe in C.Void, somehow. The material of the debris is “like some sort of rock-hard silvery white plastic with the smoothness of polished marble.” The only other notable objects are the VE Collector (Currently a work-in-progress), and the exceptionally large floating cube of “C.Void Debris” that fits into the same category as the less noteworthy debris but lends itself to exceptionally high amounts of standable-on area that makes it notable. The cube of debris is also known as the“RT10 Cube” and sometimes is codenamed “contcube”. The ongoing development of a stable VE (Void Energy) Collector is in progress, and once complete, the first RT10 Contentment drag race will be held.
- There are 10 eggs. Pick one, pick wisely.
- If you throw 7 cows out of the same window, you will summon The Forbidden One, as you might know, but since you simultaneously did the 7 required cow throws at once, The Forbidden One will be enraged.
- Update: The VE Collector has been pre-stabilized for a day or two, and it is ready to supply power. Tune into the RT10 Drag Race this afternoon.
- Update 2: The drag race turned out as expected, it’s like a screensaver, but also like a long 7 hour flight’s onboard tracker that is given to the economy class passengers to view. Plans are underway to build a new racetrack with more variation within the same C.Void, as RT10 Contentment was regarded as a “surrealist art installation” more than an actual drag race.
- As far as the Alpine6 Dimension goes, it seems to be vast, snowy, and mountainous. It has Canadian wildlife populating it, as well as pine trees. The residential district gets a great view of the surrounding landscape, too.
- FACT NUMBER 68! If you think money grows on trees, you are correct by 330 furlongs! They actually grow counterfeit bills!
- You want to see? Try out the new Visibility Cloak!  No, it’s not an Invisibility Cloak; it makes stuff visible instead. Just put it on an object, and watch the cloak turn itself semi-opaque, and the object in it become visible! Use it on glass, oxygen, a sneaky hippopotamus, or the damned ghost that keeps haunting your Spoooooky *Halloween sound effect* home! Buy today or tomorrow (or every other Wednesday). Testimonials: “What is this sorcery” - Gary, probably
- There are many meme formats, including: Dismayposting and Slantedposting. Do not talk about the forbidden format called “fish”.

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