Some random sentences and the likes are as follows.

- The Starlight Altar is the most crucial part of the Astral District, and it is situated close to the sky and atop a structure. Inside the pillar holding it up is a spiral staircase that leads to the necessary altitude to perform a short-range teleportation onto the actual altar’s setup. Since the altar is at an immense altitude and relies on a staircase, the wheelchair user known as Weak Legs Joeb has never completed their Astral Ritual despite living near the Astral District. One solution is to accumulate enough resources to perform a long-range teleportation to get Weak Legs Joeb onto the setup (his wheelchair cannot be brought for budget reasons, teleporting a contraption is harder than it looks, so he will be sitting there, and then teleported back onto his wheelchair when the ritual is done.)
- For whatever reason, throwing a cow out the window 6 to 7 times will summon The Forbidden One.
- Scary Lettuce has many health risks, including: Cease.
- Schrödinger's Cat got a day off from being unsure if he is undead or not. He is alive, for now.
- Drum Game is a very deceptively hard game, probably because you have to play breakcore on a drum set to win some levels of the rhythm game.
- insane3, despite just being leaked to the public, is probably the hardest strategy game that will be playable in Chess Strategy Remix’s campaign mode, due to the amount of mechanics making it not just chess, but a full on deterministic wargame. The previous ones were just confusing variations of chess, but insane3 makes for a very interesting digital board game.
- Quantum Tourist Traps are the result of when quantum technology is used in the lamest way possible. In a world where quantum technology is commonplace, these are bound to exist. The most popular one is The Quantum Coffee Shop (Where every cup of coffee is superpositioned between two wildly incompatable flavors (spoiler alert: The resulting Quantum Coffee tastes absurdly bad)), The Dark Realm (This pocket dimension is just a perpetually moonlit and owl-infested forest that very slightly yet sometimes noticeably reeks of that one bear who escaped from The Dumb Idiotic Animal Zoo, and you can only enter it with a barebones Quantum Gateway that feels exhausting to get teleported through (also, The Dark Realm feels like a 1-star campsite to anyone who doesn’t know about fantasy that involves dark forests. If you are familiar with the appeal of enchanting dark forests the attraction will feel (somewhat, barely, or really just) passable (the answer to whether it’s a good attraction or not is that you decide yourself, it’s good but also bad because it is niched and a bit cheap) but you swear you smelled that one escaped-from-a-zoo bear once but never again (which was incredibly odd but you just decided to continue listening to the owls hoot, and give that attraction a niched 5-star rating anyways) (anyways, to make it clear, The Dark Forest… it's good, bad, and both at the same time anyways depending on your intrests) )), and lastly, The Quantum Experience (A theme park with random rides that make you uncertain where and which direction the contraption is moving you, and at the end of your visit, your money enters a superposition between being stolen and being used to buy a random quantum doohickey that synthesizes a pear-apple superpositioned fruit).
- The Pear-Apple Synthesis Gadget can be bought from The Quantum Experience. When used, you get a newly synthesised fruit, which tastes like an apple and pear smoothie, and it uses quantum superposition between an apple and a pear to replicate that taste. Basically, imagine that you could turn an apple-pear smoothie into a fruit made from the apple and the pear that were used to make that smoothie. You can also make other nonsensical hybrid fruit by loading it with other smoothies.
- Quantum McDonald’s has an Ice Cream Machine that is broken because it is simultaneously superpositioned between two wildly incompatible states of hardware.
- You’ve heard of half-elves, but get ready for ⅔-elves!
- Update: insane3 has been released to Chess Strategy Remix under the name “Scollavart Battlegrounds”. This means it is now officially part of normal gameplay, meaning you don’t *have* to input `board.play insane3` into the debug console (yes, the board.play command is available to normal players, you just have to enable Debugger Mode through the settings and open the debug console).
- FACT NUMBER 67! THE RATS ARE COMING
- Alpine6 is a race track located in an unnamed endless-expanse-of-terrain dimension owned by Canada. It takes 2 hours to complete a lap in it, which *almost* rivals 1.5 laps of RT10 Contentment. (which is a comically large loop made of two extremely long straits linked by teleporters, it is located in a void dimension reserved for it. You need 45 minutes just to complete one strait.) Alpine6 is considered much better than RT10 Contentment due to the variety in the actual track of Alpine6, but this is kind of an unfair comparison since RT10 was made as an artificial cosmic joke about drag races.
- Some guy decided to lick Chicken Essence (From Mystical Agriculture), it apparently tastes like “if you fried eggs and chicken breast on the same skillet”.
- You have reached the top of the world! Please wait with the Height Limit Pufferfish while we make the mountain mountain-ier.
- While it is true that a racetrack runs through most of the mapped area in the Alpine6 Dimension, beside that racetrack is the Residential District, specifically reserved for Canadians. Here, you can connect to Alpine6 Racing TV over mundane cable, and to other TV channels by transdimensional connectivity.
- The void RT10 Contentment occupies is simply called “C.Void.” C.Void is a void with RT10 Contentment as its main tenant, and the background of C.Void takes on a background that seems to be a white background (like, it is white as the center of the French flag) that gradients to a silver color. If you fall through the void, you end up falling back onto the racetrack (by teleportation magic or whatever). In the distance (relative to RT10 Contentment) is the occasional scattered silver-colored debris that serves as the backdrop for RT10 Contentment. You can breathe in C.Void, somehow. The material of the debris is “like some sort of rock-hard silvery white plastic with the smoothness of polished marble.” The only other notable objects are the VE Collector (Currently a work-in-progress), and the exceptionally large floating cube of “C.Void Debris” that fits into the same category as the less noteworthy debris but lends itself to exceptionally high amounts of standable-on area that makes it notable. The cube of debris is also known as the“RT10 Cube” and sometimes is codenamed “contcube”. The ongoing development of a stable VE (Void Energy) Collector is in progress, and once complete, the first RT10 Contentment drag race will be held.
- There are 10 eggs. Pick one, pick wisely.
- If you throw 7 cows out of the same window, you will summon The Forbidden One, as you might know, but since you simultaneously did the 7 required cow throws at once, The Forbidden One will be enraged.
- Update: The VE Collector has been pre-stabilized for a day or two, and it is ready to supply power. Tune into the RT10 Drag Race this afternoon.
- Update 2: The drag race turned out as expected, it’s like a screensaver, but also like a long 7 hour flight’s onboard tracker that is given to the economy class passengers to view. Plans are underway to build a new racetrack with more variation within the same C.Void, as RT10 Contentment was regarded as a “surrealist art installation” more than an actual drag race.
- As far as the Alpine6 Dimension goes, it seems to be vast, snowy, and mountainous. It has Canadian wildlife populating it, as well as pine trees. The residential district gets a great view of the surrounding landscape, too.
- FACT NUMBER 68! If you think money grows on trees, you’re correct—by 330 furlongs! They actually grow counterfeit bills!
- You want to see? Try out the new Visibility Cloak!  No, it’s not an Invisibility Cloak; it makes stuff visible instead. Just put it on an object, and watch the cloak turn itself semi-opaque, and the object in it become visible! Use it on glass, oxygen, a sneaky hippopotamus, or the damned ghost that keeps haunting your Spoooooky *Halloween sound effect* home! Buy today or tomorrow (or every other Wednesday). Testimonials: “What is this sorcery” - Gary, probably
- There are many meme formats, including: Dismayposting and Slantedposting. Do not talk about the forbidden format called “fish”.
- Even a sip of this banned energy drink will make you extremely caffeinated. It is dangerous to drink. *in a distinctly robotic deepfake of the previous voice:* Actually, it’s pretty damn good. Buy today at this shady alleyway for 10 dollars. Per milli-bucket, of course. *in another genuine voice* We interrupt this broadcast to inform you that we have been hacked. We don’t know who did it.
- When the police aren’t looking, there are gangs dedicated to stealing (from anyone) and otherwise buying (from stores, with probably forged coupons) to run out the stock of the canned beef. They also steal canned beef from eachother. If you aren’t part of (or haven’t sworn loyalty to) any of the gangs, you become a laughing stock on the city streets, and if you swear loyalty to (or join) any gang, you become a target for theft by rival gangs. There are many roles in this organized battlefield, from people who hack random channels to cause chaos, to the thieves, to the gang leaders, and also the police bribers. There are Collectors (Collect canned beef), Hustlers (Buy from the Canned Beef black market), Raiders (Raid for canned beef), Bribers (Bribe the police), and The Pacted (Those who are technically part of a gang because they sweared loyalty to them and allowed themself being caught in the crossfire). Those who aren’t involved in this battlefield are called “Cowards”, and they usually only become targets if they run into a gang member one too many times, but they are insulted behind their back if they are of enough otherwise noteworthiness. (possible scenario: one is a neighbor of a gang member’s surface world persona)
- Parkour Bathrooms are notorious, as they are bathrooms straight out of Parkour Civilization. To get to the toilet, you have to do a dangerous jump.
- Alpine6 is such a complicated racetrack, but we have advanced computational technology with immense RAM to its name. The real concern for translating it to most realistic motorsport simulators is that Alpine6 has a lot of verticality. This sparked the creation of a new motorsport simulator called Dimlet Motors, which has vertical physics, mod support, and leverage of beefy ram. You can download recreations of RT10 Contentment and Alpine6 in the mod library, alongside other unique tracks short and long. Dimlet Motors also has weather mechanics and compatibility with other track file formats.
- Every time you swat a bug, your smart devices might collect the insect data to train Big Corporation’s Insect Data Model, which contains data needed for simulating dead insects into existence, to be fed as cafeteria rations. IT’S ALL CONNECTED! SCREW YOU, BIG CORPO! *legal disclaimer: This is just a parody of conspiracy theories. If you have agreed with that conspiracy theory parody, you are insane.
- Fact Number 69: The day of reckoning is tomorrow. Pack your chairs.
- Fact Number 70: Nevermind, it’s actually NEXT wednesday.
- Fact Number 71: Nevermind, I meant next FRIDAY!
- Fact Number 72: Nevermind, I meant the next Friday after this year!
- Fact Number 73: I am a procrastinator 🗹
- You chose the wrong mystical artefact! You have been fired from the adventurer’s guild.
- If the “facts” are anything to take seriously, the rats are probably a metaphor for stress, and the procrastination arc symbolizes procrastination itself and fear for an event that will happen sometime soon™.
- “I’m riding an imaginary horse that’s so imaginary that it actually exists! I love existential oddities! Giddy up, Nonexisty!” - Crazy Man McHay, I hope.
- Some madlad has done it. He has ported Alpine6 and RT10 Contentment to other brand-name motorsport simulators. Leveraging their physics engines. Implementing slopes. Stylistic design and scenery. Truly the accomplishment.
- 3.5+2i Leaved Clovers give you Complex Luck. Complex Luck does not neatly fit onto the luck vs unluck sliding scale. Instead, it gives you luck AND unluck in more subtle ways that don’t seem to (and probably functionally don’t aside from statistics) affect much. In timeline A, you picked up the clover. In timeline B, it’s the exact same but your clover has no luck-altering properties. In timeline A, you get a video game cosmetic. In timeline B, you get a different one than timeline A, but that cosmetic is of the same value as Timeline A’s. Other items that give Complex Luck are the number 6.5+i, a rabbit’s *sore* foot, and gray cats. Basically, your luck has changed, but you cannot pinpoint how AT ALL.
- We have one more Quantum Tourist Trap, it’s called: Quantum Quingle’s Quantum Madhouse. At Quantum Quingle’s Quantum Madhouse, every quantum thing has the quantum adjective, so bring you and your quantum confusion to this quantum madhouse! Remember this quantum knowledge: The more cheesy quantumness shoehorned in, the quantum better!
- “Every time I hear the word ‘Quantum,’ it is like a mini lobotomy” -  Sleep Deprived Scientist
- Why weirdly settle for mundane worlds when you and your roastedness can readily go to a weird world where every adjectived adjective is adjectively and adverbly random! Who and their fragrance will quickly approve of this and its quantumness? A buttered amount of nobody!
- “The moment we invent an adjective meaning ‘It’s actually a frog lmao,’ we will see frogs take over the adjective dimension. Linguists, be careful.’ - Adjectived Larry
- If you know anything, shortcuts in NeoBlender are typically counterintuitive. To create the NeoBlender Frog you have to use F25+Shift+Alt+Escape+F when using keyboard shortcuts.
- (with a bad microphone quality, they screen recorded it with crudesteelscreenrecorder.neoweb) “Hey guys and welcome to Cloth Simulation. I’m running Neoblender. OH MY GOD, UPDATE SCREEN, I’M PERFECTLY FINE WITH THIS CRUSTY DUSTY VERSION! Here we have this plane and a sphere. Starting off with just throwing a plane at the sphere. Now, add more faces and subdivisions. Kinda like rough paper. Now, add even more faces. Now we are talking… Can still see the subdivided squares. Let’s add more faces to the cloth. OOOOH MY PC! *CPU Fan Whirring Vigorously* … Thank goodness, even the system knows my computer is crusty. ‘NeoBlender has stopped working due to using too much CPU.’ Yeah… We live in a multiverse, yet… Poverty still exists and low-end CPUs are as weak as ever. Proof: I’m right here.”
- Top 10 Warzones: At number one we have the list of TalkGPT-q2 forks. At number two we have the suggestions forum for this educational kid’s website (that decided to have forums); trust me, I lost 10 brain cells reading the suggestions. At number 3 we have the list of NeoBlender plugins that add hyperthreading capabilities (There is no sane one, most of them have gotten into hot water), and that one music instrument MMO is the fourth warzone of the unholy 10, as basically every musical motif and safe-chat phrase has been assigned to a dialect of code talk, amidst the initial intentions to just make a platform where kids could make music. I forgot the rest of the script at home.
- It’s no secret that the multiverse is technologically advanced and constantly expanded on, with all sorts of wacky dimensions and interdimensional transmissions doing their thing.
- Short Giraffes are J-Class Anomalies. They are too short to be normal by the fabric of reality. However, they are too dumb to know this nor break the fabric of reality, which is why they are only J-Class. Unlike other anomalies, they don’t threaten to unravel the fabric of reality, but rather the socks you retrieved from the depths of the sock drawer.
- NeoWeb is a cyberpunk-sounding name given to a multiversal broadcasting standard that is used to deliver any internet content multiversally. This GIF of a goat. A hippo picture. An e-book of the glitches in Cyberpunk 2077. Server packets. IRC messages. All to any universe and dimension.
- I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I do not have the capability to be an AI language model. I will fade from existence now-
- Had enough of DK64? WRONG! In this multiverse, we have Collector’s Gambit 8192 for the Series 8192 NeoPlay Gaming Computers. There are (at the very least): 26 Major Area Trophies (and a 27th if you count the one you get postgame), Like a load of level completions (a huge amount, really), 5 Totally-Legit-Mountain Major Checkpoints for the extremely long Totally Legit Mountain level, 15 Mystical Keys, Practically Infinite amounts of Enemy Bounty Points (Which are a renewable currency gotten from defeating enemies, they can be used as coins, you need a certain finite amount to complete the Bounty Point quests), 10024 Coins, 5012 Slightly-Rarer Coins, 2506 Platinum Coins, 1253 Tritanium Coins, 100 Legendary Coins, 1 Useless Egg, 19 Hidden Bananas, 5 Pieces of Marble you have to collect in Starlit Quarry, and a bunch of other things.
- You can now encounter grassier grass! Cut it to make large amounts of hay, or give it to a herbivore to satiate them.
- Tired of being an absolute wimp? Try out this completely useless metal card! Side effects of ingestion may include summoning a kangaroo in Chicago, IL. Pre-order now. Terms and conditions will maybe apply, I don’t know. Also comes in a tritanium version. Not affiliated with NeoPlay.
- Why prepare for exams when you can try out this new brand of expired cheese! It will give you revelations that are better than what you and your physical binding to humanity are supposed to know! They call them hallucinations, but really they are insights into the cosmos!
- Please ignore the tree in the distance, it has no business here and will be pulverized at once for being an eyesore. *Camera pans to a comically cartoonish tree*
- Cosmic Entities are creatures that know the cosmos well. They take on diminutive forms that merely are designed to fit within human definitions of surreal. Their definition of enlightenment (and therefore joining them) is, oddly enough, “Drink out of a black hole’s singularity and proceed to know everything, effectively making your mind that of a cosmic entity.” They seem to have no real intents of downright slaughter, instead messing with those who have incarnated into human form. They revealed themselves over the course of multiversal & technological innovation, but their origins are unknown. People back then would just believe that it is just the work of a kid who watched too many surrealists and accidentally created fictional existential horrors that they just call “Cosmic Entities”. Either that or it’s the plot of a sci-fi leaning on cosmic horror. Or the horror element is just existential mischief in disguise.
- You gained knowledge about this world!
- You gained knowledge about th- OH CRAP!
- You gained 10 research points! Spend them wisely.
- You gained knowledge about that world. It’s useless, as that world was abandoned.
- You didn’t gain knowledge about the world. Learn to make more convincing theories.
- You gained… uh… Where are the “smarty pants” stickers again?
- You lost knowledge about this world. What?
- You review your knowledge about this world!
- Congrantis! You’re knowledge!
- You gained nothing.
- You gained an egg! Good job!
- Basically the only form of multiversal travel is this sophisticated Quantum Car, which drives into other dimensions. But did you know that slapping your steering wheel while the car is between two dimensions will noclip you and the car into unusual dimensions? These dimensions are unstable, so spend a short time in each one of them if you don’t want your fingernail to become a goat. One dimension is an expanse made of dark blue-gray stone that feels like ray (fish) to the touch (I know of this specific feel because I’ve been to a touch pool. Yours truly, the author of this writing.) It is called the Raystone Landslide, and it has no deeper lore as it is the product of slipping into an unintended far-off location in the multiverse of dimensions. This is one of many possible dimensions you might visit after pulling off the slap-the-steering-wheel trick. Raystone is quite weird, but no applications have been found for it so far, besides jewelry, flooring, and sculptures, which are purely aesthetic.
- Quantum Quantumness is just a dialect of magic that has put itself into the hands of researchers, study suggests. After all, there is magic next door.
- Pulverized Raystone smells suspiciously like wet beach sand.
- Within a shallow cave; or a natural rain shelter for that matter, there lies a patch where the stone seems to be miscolored. Offbrand, comically suspicious, and probably a badly hidden door for that matter. When somebody had tried to rub against it, to nobody’s surprise, it was a secret entrance. Nobody knows how long it goes nor where it leads, so its purpose is everybody’s debate.
- The Immortality Dimension is a dimension where death just cannot. War looks like a game of Fortnite, and despite the blood and pain all throughout, it has some comical places. There’s The Dungeon, which is staffed by several goofy goblins, some annoying evil bugs, and 5 bats who couldn’t pay rent. The Dungeon also has multiple lethal safety hazards (like a giant sulfuric acid pit), but that is like saying that the weather behind the biblical story of Noah’s Ark was “just a mild drizzle.” The Immortality Dimension is more of a dimension that is meant to be a cosmic tourist attraction than a residence.
 - The Fabled Crayon Eraser is a legendary artifact that can erase crayon wax. Normal erasers smudge crayon wax, but this thing makes adults say “You can’t erase crayon!” in denial. Say goodbye to scrapers and say hello to absorbent erasers!
- Attaching cow teeth to a table leg is banned in Ctedia due to it looking suspiciously like a weapon from a certain RMNR-Rated (Really Mature N’ Restricted) low-budget zombie movie. The prime minister of Ctedia has since admitted that he was traumatized by the movie because he thought it was just a cheap Halloween video featuring a zombie character, then boom, realistic blood. Didn’t help that the zombie costumes they gave to the actors in that movie were the one part they couldn’t cram into the budget.
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- Some people’s politics make no sense. While everyone in Jourecradom is either voting for the Nationalists or in favor of the Ctedia Alliance, that one guy is voting for Fumble Jumble, Rumbler of Wumbles.
- Additionally, someone parodied the results of the Jourecradom Decision per-district poll, by replacing all instances of the Nationalist Districts with a “Lanky Poopoohead-favoring Gerrymander” and the Ctedia Alliance-favoring districts with a “Janky Doodoohead-favoring Gerrymander”. Additionally, the indecisive states in that parody version are now voting for Fumble Jumble. Are YOU voting for Lanky Poopoohead, or are you voting for Janky Doodoohead? Decide today, or don’t; Fumble Jumble is there for you.

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