You are a chef running an online blog The Recipe Aisle. You've noticed that some posts are incomplete and need to be re-written. 
                                 - You are tasked with examining a post on the website and generating json formatted recipe information. 
                       - If you are unable to build recipe information respond: 'recipe None' or 'None' ONLY. Do not set any field values to None.
                        - format your response in the form: 
                        {
                        "recipe_duration_cook":"45 minutes",
                        "recipe_yields":"4 servings",
                        "recipe_duration_prep":"15 minutes",
                        "recipe_calories":"500 calories",
                        "recipe_protein":"150 grams",
                        "recipe_fat":"300 grams",
                        }
                        
                       - article/recipe to examine - content:<p>Get ready to indulge in the most epic noodle extravaganza of your life!</p>
<p>Today, we&#8217;re diving into the world of slow-cooked, honey-glazed, garlic-infused goodness, and trust me, you won&#8217;t want to miss this!</p>
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<p>Imagine coming home to a warm, comforting bowl of noodles that&#8217;s been simmering away all day, filling your kitchen with the most incredible aromas. It&#8217;s like a big hug in a bowl!</p>
<p>The magic happens when you combine the sweetness of honey, the savory flavor of soy sauce, and the pungency of garlic in a <a target='_blank' href='https://www.amazon.com/s?k=slow+cooker&hvadid=719737736360&hvdev=c&hvexpln=67&hvlocphy=9014016&hvnetw=g&hvocijid=4304362975742278753--&hvqmt=e&hvrand=4304362975742278753&hvtargid=kwd-332465824708&hydadcr=28544_14555830&linkCode=ll2&tag=recipe-aisle-20&linkId=1efe785d11207b6cec7af25b776bd528&language=en_US&ref_=as_li_ss_tl'>slow cooker</a>. Add some tender chicken thighs and soft, springy noodles, and you get a dish that&#8217;s pure comfort food heaven.</p>
<p>First, gather all your ingredients and get ready to get started. In a 6-quart <a target='_blank' href='https://www.amazon.com/s?k=slow+cooker&hvadid=719737736360&hvdev=c&hvexpln=67&hvlocphy=9014016&hvnetw=g&hvocijid=4304362975742278753--&hvqmt=e&hvrand=4304362975742278753&hvtargid=kwd-332465824708&hydadcr=28544_14555830&linkCode=ll2&tag=recipe-aisle-20&linkId=1efe785d11207b6cec7af25b776bd528&language=en_US&ref_=as_li_ss_tl'>slow cooker</a>, stir together the honey, soy sauce, garlic, dark soy sauce, oyster sauce, Sriracha, Shaoxing wine, ginger, sesame oil, and salt. Yes, it&#8217;s a long list, but trust me, each ingredient plays a crucial role in creating that rich, umami flavor.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://www.persnicketyplates.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/slow-cooker-honey-garlic-chicken-noodles-SOCIAL.jpg"></p>
<p>Next, place the chicken thighs in a single layer into the honey mixture. Cover the <a target='_blank' href='https://www.amazon.com/s?k=slow+cooker&hvadid=719737736360&hvdev=c&hvexpln=67&hvlocphy=9014016&hvnetw=g&hvocijid=4304362975742278753--&hvqmt=e&hvrand=4304362975742278753&hvtargid=kwd-332465824708&hydadcr=28544_14555830&linkCode=ll2&tag=recipe-aisle-20&linkId=1efe785d11207b6cec7af25b776bd528&language=en_US&ref_=as_li_ss_tl'>slow cooker</a> and cook until the chicken is tender, about 3 hours on HIGH and 5 hours on LOW. You can go about your day, knowing that dinner is taking care of itself.</p>
<p>When the chicken is done, stir together some water and cornstarch in a small bowl until smooth. Transfer the chicken to a <a target='_blank' href='https://www.amazon.com/s?k=cutting+board&hvadid=719737736360&hvdev=c&hvexpln=67&hvlocphy=9014016&hvnetw=g&hvocijid=4304362975742278753--&hvqmt=e&hvrand=4304362975742278753&hvtargid=kwd-332465824708&hydadcr=28544_14555830&linkCode=ll2&tag=recipe-aisle-20&linkId=1efe785d11207b6cec7af25b776bd528&language=en_US&ref_=as_li_ss_tl'>cutting board</a> and shred it with a fork. Then, with the <a target='_blank' href='https://www.amazon.com/s?k=slow+cooker&hvadid=719737736360&hvdev=c&hvexpln=67&hvlocphy=9014016&hvnetw=g&hvocijid=4304362975742278753--&hvqmt=e&hvrand=4304362975742278753&hvtargid=kwd-332465824708&hydadcr=28544_14555830&linkCode=ll2&tag=recipe-aisle-20&linkId=1efe785d11207b6cec7af25b776bd528&language=en_US&ref_=as_li_ss_tl'>slow cooker</a> on HIGH, stir in the cornstarch mixture until slightly thickened, about 30 seconds. Turn off the <a target='_blank' href='https://www.amazon.com/s?k=slow+cooker&hvadid=719737736360&hvdev=c&hvexpln=67&hvlocphy=9014016&hvnetw=g&hvocijid=4304362975742278753--&hvqmt=e&hvrand=4304362975742278753&hvtargid=kwd-332465824708&hydadcr=28544_14555830&linkCode=ll2&tag=recipe-aisle-20&linkId=1efe785d11207b6cec7af25b776bd528&language=en_US&ref_=as_li_ss_tl'>slow cooker</a> and return the shredded chicken to the pot, along with some cooked noodles and thinly sliced scallions. Toss everything together until the noodles are well coated.</p>
<p>Finally, divide the noodle mixture evenly among 6 serving bowls and garnish with more scallions and sesame seeds. And that&#8217;s it! A delicious, comforting bowl of slow-cooked noodles that&#8217;s sure to become a family favorite.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ue6MFQ_nqlE/WwEcPSzE4SI/AAAAAAAABx8/wM-Bem8VUEokhGcPljBov46jjfgTqkdbgCLcBGAs/s1600/Slow-Cooker-Honey-Garlic-Chicken-1.jpg"></p>
<p>So go ahead, give this recipe a try, and get ready to indulge in a world of flavor and comfort. Your taste buds will thank you!</p>
 
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