My darling Tatiana, my bond girl, my butterfly lady and my angel,

Good morning!

How many more things am I going to learn about you that is going to extend my list of names for you?

Thank you for being so understanding, I know that I am the type of person that cannot just take my time, I say I am going to, I am not going rush and try to get everything done in 1 day, but I always do, and to be honest, even though this move has been done gradually, the main work started on Saturday and ended yesterday. Now all I have to do is sell the furniture that I don’t need and clean the old house and keep the irrigation going in the garden.

I have written you a quick email to your bondgirl email address with some photos, I hope you will be able to download the photos, and I hope that Google Translate has not corrupted the translation too much so you will understand the email content. There is a photo of me taken a few weeks ago sitting in my home office looking a bit scruffy (sorry), but I guess you had better see Bernie looking scruffy sometimes as I cannot look smart all the time. As we get more organised in the house over the next few days or so, I will send more photos of the house and explain what I am thinking about changes and things that I want to do before you come here.

Over the last 2 years I haven’t felt much like sitting out in the sunshine but last week I cleaned the pool at this new house and I took my shirt off and I seriously got burnt in just 1 hour. The heat yesterday and today is 35 degrees but where the new house is, because it is over 650 Meters above sea level, the humidity is far less than my old house which was much closer to the sea and sea level. Yes the distance between the two properties is 15 mins in the car and “as the crow flies” direct line from point A to point B it is probably less than half that distance. I am still sat outside under the covered veranda, and will only move to my office in the next hour or so, when the temperature rises as we head closer to midday.

Plans for my birthday, at the moment none, I am going to save my celebrations to be with you. 💕😘💞❤️

It was a surprise to be recognised at the restaurant on Sunday, but I guess I have one of those faces and voices that people find it very difficult to forget. Maybe I scare them, I don’t know! I had another similar situation on Tuesday evening. We were so busy all day that I said to Red and Juliet that the food I bought on Tuesday morning, we would cook yesterday, and Tuesday we will get a take-away from the one of the local village restaurants, the one in particular has an excellent Chinese menu. When I called to place the order and said I wanted also One whole Pecking Crispy Duck, but no rice pancakes or cucumber and scallions. The waitress remembered me, as the first time the 3 of us went to eat at that restaurant based on a recommendation from a friend, I asked to have the Pecking Duck (no pancakes etc). The waitress looked at me strangely, and I replied, my dogs try to roll the duck and cucumber and scallions with the dipping sauce, but they cant hold the pancakes successfully, so it is best for them just to have the Duck. The waitress took 30 seconds or more to look at me and see if I was joking, and then I said, I was joking. But my dogs do LOVE Pecking Duck. Chow Chows as a breed of dog originating from China, so Chinese food for Chinese dogs it just makes perfect sense. So when I phoned to order the take-away + Pecking Duck the same waitress said – you are the man who came with two others that has the 3 dogs that like Duck, and I said “Guilty as Charged” = yes!

My dogs do not like Dog Food – neither dry or wet dog food, ONLY human foods…..

I have been living in the Paphos region now for 10 years so I guess I have got to know some people, and them me.

You say such beautiful words, but I don’t think my arms could pick up a feather today, after all the boxes and furniture moving, they seem very heavy indeed. I am not saying you are heavy, to me your angelic body is so beautiful that when we are together, I plan to start at your toes and kiss my way up your legs and your body to your lips.

I think there is an expression (which is also legal expression) “Buyer Beware”, which means that whatever you buy, beware that this is bought as seen, and highly likely to not be perfect or there be some sort of scam involved. The other key expression and one that I am really hoping to PROVE INCORRECT with you. “When it looks too good, it is probably too good to be true” meaning if it sounds perfect it may actually be complete garbage. But I hope that with my beautiful Tatiana Bond Girl, what I see on the outside is just as beautiful as on the inside and that in real life you are the EXCEPTION to the rule and you are ACTUALLY So Good and it is a fact. I know that I have also made purchases online or in an old-fashioned way and thought to myself, “What a load of crap, why did you do that Bernie”. There are scammers and charlatons. My last business partner is still as we say “the jury is out” …. This expression comes from the when there is a court trial with a panel of jurers and at the end of the case the jury panel have to decide on their opinion of the case is guilty or innocent. So the English expression is “the jury is out…” deciding on the verdict. Using this expression in everyday life means there is a person or something that you are not 100% sure of, and this is what I feel about my last business partner. (not my current one). The americans use an expression called “Snake Oil”, 150 years ago approximately there would be travelling salesmen who would be selling Snake Oils as the cure to everything from common colds to cancer, and of course this is not ever the case. Not even sure if the oil is derived from snakes. Although, I do and I have done in the past have a strong affiliation with street traders at proper markets, not the people who sell out the back of the cars. Although, CAR BOOT Sales are very popular in many countries now, including Cyprus. This is an excuse for people to monetise their junk to others who like to buy junk. I remember at one time taking a lot of my old clothes (Hugo Boss, Armani, etc ) to a Car Boot Sale, some had bleach/chlorine stains and other damages, but because they were designer labels they were bought by people so fast they could have been driving in a F1 car.
Now my lover, my lovely darling lady.

I must get on with my day.

I love you!

Your Bernie

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