(At [player]'s massive base)

Cupa: (cradling her son) “It’s alright, little one. Your friends and family are here for you.”

Andr: (searching through her stuff) “Now where did I put my Ender Pearl?”

Charloette: (cleaning her 9 tentacles one by one) “Jeez, I really need to spend time AWAY from a Soul Sand Valley.”

Blazette: (relaxing in her lava pool) “Maybe I can get off my duties for just one day and focus on my child.”

Jelli: (reading one of her books) “…interesting…”

Jennifer: (playing on her SNES) “Okay…just one monster left - Bagan.”

Millie: (looking out the window) “I wonder when [player] will return…”

Iris: (gently making snowballs) “Well at least it’s better than being stuck in a snow farm, I guess.”

Shara: (moving her stonecutter) “Of course you had to give the job of moving the base’s STONECUTTER to a Silverfish like me!”

Vanessa: (finishes making a massive web) “There! Web’s done! No Vespa’s going to escape being MY meal!”

Mindy: (lying down in her own web) “Vanessa, I know you’re my younger sister, but can you PLEASE just relax? You’ll probably exhaust yourself to the point of no return!”

Yaebi: (grabbing his helmet) “I’ll be needing this just for extra sunny days.”

Ayumi: (counting her arrows) “…twenty-five…twenty-six…twenty-seven…”

Withra: (sharpening her sword) “At least the Overworld’s nice!”

Mizore: (working on a new potion) “Hmm…”

Kenji: (laying down in her birthing pool) “[player] better get here soon. My contractions are getting closer!”

([player] enters the base)

[player]: “Hey, Cupa! How’s it going?”

Cupa: “Pretty good. Aside from the usual Creeper things, I’m trying to take care of my son.”

([player] walks over to Andr)

[player]: “Hey, Andr! What are you doing?”

Andr: “Trying to find my ender pearl. Can’t teleport without it otherwise - it’s the teleportation device for enderwomen like me.”

([player] turns towards Charloette)

[player]: “Morning, Charloette!”

Charloette: “Morning, [player]! Just cleaning my tentacles. After all, a Ghast like me can’t have a single speck of soul sand on them.”

([player] gently rubs Blazette’s belly)

[player]: “When are you due, Blazette?”

Blazette: “Hopefully soon. Can’t wait to meet my little Blaze!”

([player] approaches the two gelatinous sisters)

[player]: “Wow, you two have actually grown quite a lot since we first met!”

Jelli: “That won’t stop me from reading my favorite books!”

Jennifer: “OR stop me from playing ‘Super Godzilla’ on my SNES!”

([player] notices the two golems)

[player]: “What are you two up to?”

Millie: “I was just waiting for you to return. Thanks again for letting me guard you base. It’s what Iron Golems like me do.”

Iris: “I’m making snowballs! After all, a Snow Golem like me constantly produces snow!”

([player] notices Shara struggling to move the stonecutter)

[player]: “Need some help?”

Shara: “No. Not really. This stonecutter is really heavy, though.”

([player] notices the Spider Sisters in right by some webs they’ve made)

[player]: “That web is HUUUGE!”

Vanessa: “Thanks! I made it myself - as a Cave Spider, I tend to make more silk than my sister.”

Mindy: “Vanessa, you really should relax.”

([player] sees Yaebi putting on his iron helmet)

[player]: “Need the rest of the armor set?”

Yaebi: “No. Just the helmet. A Zombie like me can’t go out in the sun without it!”

([player] walks over to the skeleton cousins)

[player]: “Oh, just getting your weapons ready?”

Ayumi: “Yep! Even though I’m a Skeleton, I still have to train to become a proper archer.”

Withra: “I’m just sharpening my sword. As a Wither Skeleton, I’m an expert with it.”

([player] runs over to Mizore)

[player]: “What are you up to-”

Mizore: “Please don’t interrupt me. I’m in the middle of making a potion.”

([player] walks over to Kenji)

[player]: (leaning down to Kenji) “OH MY GOD! Kenji, are you okay?!”

Kenji: “I’m fine, [player]. Just going into labor. Looks like my little Guardian can’t wait to be born!”

[player]: “Oh my… okay, let’s get you to the birthing room! Cupa, can you help?”

Cupa: “Of course! Let’s go, Kenji!”

(The group rushes Kenji to the birthing room as [player] looks on, ready to assist in any way possible. As Kenji starts to give birth, a strange laughter echoes the room)

[player]: “What was that?”

(A strange-looking girl lands beside Kenji)

Female Vex: “Boo.”

(The sudden shock causes Kenji’s baby to just pop out)