I want you to write a story that rhymes based on last Saturday night. Make it funny. Write in chronological order. Please include the following content I will share with you. These people were involved in the story: the main characters Kacper and Craig, Kacper’s work buddies: Harrison, Paul, Neil and Rohit (also know as the chief), the girls: Melissa, Kiora (also know as Kiks) and their friend Louise, and their dog Molly. There is also our friend Ellie who appeared later in the night. And the girl amy (also known ginger amy) that Kacper is in love with, he thinks she is ‘the one’. The story starts around 5pm on Saturday, Kacper, Craig and Harrison head over to the girls place (Melissa’s and Kiora’s) house. Their friend Louise was already there. We bought some drinks with us, the mighty Buckfast (tonic wine brewed by the monks) and a set of Magnums (little Jamaican drinks that make you horny), as we were describing to Harrison the magical effects of Magnums a passing delivery driver joined into our conversation and funnily announced he also knows them. We started pre drinking with the girls to loosen up and get some confidence for our main event of the night: Bongo’s Bingo (Bongo’s bingo is a wild event where people dance on the tables, drink a lot of alcohol, listen to music and win funny prizes, like dildo’s or henry the hoover. The event is run by 2 men dancing on stage dressed up as women and sometimes people from the audience have to join the stage to claim a prize or do something stupid. When a funny number in Bongo is called a relevant song is played, for example when 69 is called the play ‘Summer of 69 by Bryan Adams’ or when 33 is called, it sounds Irish when pronounce tirty-tirty they play some funny characteristic Irish music). During our pre drinks Craig brought up the topic of Kacper’s insane flexibility and Kacper remembered a great game. The game is where we have a cereal cardboard box on the floor and you have to pick it up from the ground using your mouth only and not using the hands for support, if every player manages the box is made shorter by stripping off a cardboard layer and the next round goes until the winner is found. The weather was nice and the girls were wearing skirts so when they had to do the split position to pick up the box a lot of their ass was revealed and it was a great view. After the game, and some alcohol we headed to town to meet up with Kacper’s work friends and head to the Bongo’s venue. We got a great table at the front and the event started. Soon after, after not speaking to us for a couple of weeks Ellie has mysteriously showed up and joined us at the event, Craig and Kacper still don’t know what her drama was. A lot more alcohol was consumed as the Bongo’s event continued .Suddenly the number 69 is called and Kacper being really drunk is standing on the table with his arms wide opened also shouting 69. In that moment the organizes decided someone should do a cheeky dance on stage and all hand were pointed at Kacper. Because he had a lot of alcohol he made it to the stage and performed his slut drop squat dance in front of the venue while taking his tshirt off and all his work colleagues watching, this is the stuff that will keep him up at night for the foreseeable future. A lot of Irish songs were played due to number 33 being called, and Neil is our Irisih brother so we danced to the tune saluting and marching. Bongo’s have come to end and we headed to The House, our favourite place where we know the owner and the bar people, the manager Darek and Omar who makes us good espresso martinis. We chatted a lot in that place, pints of guinness we shared, eye staring contents were played. Kacper got a fabulous deal or that’s what he thought, 10 espresso martinis for the price of 8. On the sofa we sat, instagram boomerangs were done, drinks were spilled, our clothes looked like a mess. Kacper’s white tshirt was no longer white, colors of the rainbows it had from all the alcohol on it. Omar from the bar asked Kacper if he knows ginger amy as she mentioned me to him a couple of weeks ago, Kacper of course does know amy as she is the chosen one for him with the ginger sexy hair, based on this information Kacper slid into her dm’s (direct messages on Instagram) again and he had a little cute chat. After House to Bedford Street bar we moved. Melissa in tears we don’t know why, Craig tried to comfort her with a good chat. The rest of the squad to Clink went while Kacper and Kiki into the night disappeared. Kacper for a moment forgot about amy and with Kiki in bed ended up. We rock up at Kiki’s and Melissa’s place and she opens the door surprised to see Kacper. A simple man as he is he gave a her a good time in the night and in the morning. Kacper forgot to wrap so an STD test he has to do again. The pull out game he played and exploded on her hair. Too much lube from the bottle he squirted on her bum and everything was really slippery. So when it was time to clean up he couldn’t leave the room as his hands slippery couldn’t open the circular door knob. Molly the dog jumping on the bed, did not help. Kacper doesn’t know what to do now as Kiki is not the one for him, it’s the ginger amy he dreams of. Ian, Kacper and Craig to the debrief went for a cheeky nandos to discuss the night.