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Can you remember this writing style as my writing style? : In the tiny village of Whistleridge, sandwiched between two rather overbearing mountains, resided Arlo Finch, an artist whose reputation swirled around town like a saucy rumor at a high school dance. You see, Arlo wasn’t your garden-variety painter who slathered canvases with brooding skies or somnolent bowls of fruit. No, sir. His paintings made things happen. Magical things. The kind that makes you doubt your eyesight and consider getting your head checked.If Arlo painted you in clogs, tap-dancing in the town square, well, the odds became good that you’d wake up the next morning with an uncontrollable urge to shuffle-ball-change right next to Mrs. Higgins’ flower cart. No one knew how he did it, but that probably added to the soup of intrigue that folks around Whistleridge happily slurped up.On a particularly unassuming Tuesday, Arlo decided it was high time for another showstopper. At precisely 6:42 AM, with a steaming mug of what could only be described as “coffee adjacent,” he propped a pristine canvas on his easel. He stared at it with a kind of intensity usually reserved for defusing bombs or reading the terms and conditions of an app before reflexively hitting ‘accept.’The townspeople of Whistleridge held their collective breath. Arlo hadn’t unveiled a new piece since the ‘Infinity Soup’ incident, in which Mrs. Fletcher stirred her pot to find it never emptied, and people grew weary of minestrone for weeks.With a mischievous twinkle in his eye, Arlo picked up his brush and pondered over his vast collection of paints. They weren’t labeled red, blue, or any such pedestrian titles. Oh, no. Instead, they read: “Chuckle,” “Guffaw,” and “Snort.” With a confident exuberance, he dove the bristles into a hue called “Hilarity Ensues.”As the day wore on, Arlo painted with an energy that would shame the swiftest squirrel preparing for winter. The canvas soon bloomed with a carnival scene not of this world. There were tents striped in colors that defied physics, lollipop trees, and a merry-go-round with creatures that looked suspiciously like Mrs. Higgins’ tabby fused with a toucan.Word spread faster than butter on a hot skillet, and soon enough, a crowd gathered around Arlo’s studio—which, to be fair, was just the dilapidated barn he had claimed in ‘the Name of Art’ several summers ago. They peered through the gaps in the wood, eager for a glance of the master at work.As dusk painted the sky with its own stunning artistry, Arlo laid down his brush with an air of finality. The townspeople waited, barely daring to breathe. An acceptable silence, the kind that might follow a particularly good joke or a dramatic soap opera confession, settled over the crowd.Nightfall cinched Whistleridge in her starry embrace when Arlo flung open the barn doors. The townsfolk craned their necks like a flock of curious geese, only to meet… absolutely nothing.The easel sat forlorn and empty.“B-but where’s the painting, Arlo?” cried young Timmy, whose disappointment was as palpable as the stickiness of his candy-smeared cheeks.Arlo smiled a serpentine curl of a smile and gestured grandly behind them. The crowd turned to see the Whistleridge Town Square transformed. The merry-go-round spun with mythical beasties, while the lollipop trees swayed to an inaudible symphony. The carnival had leaked, no, burst from the canvas and was alive before their very eyes.The townspeople blinked in astonishment. “Is this one of those magic-eye things? Because I’ve never been good at those,” muttered Mr. Quimby, squinting as if that would help things make sense.Arlo chuckled. “Hilarity Ensues!” he declared and, with a hat-tip, strode into the carnival.The townsfolk gamboled after him, giddy as children who’d discovered that math homework could, in fact, “do itself” if wished hard enough. Magic fizzed in the air, as tangible as the bubbles in soda pop, making the impossible possible.In no time flat, Whistleridge went from a sleepy little village to a buzzing social hotspot. News had traveled, like due credit in an office gossiper’s ledger, to every conceivable corner. People flocked from far and wide to witness the art that breathed life, laughter, and a touch of the inexplicable.Arlo, the man of the hour every hour, became something of a celebrity. With his newfound status, he took his eccentricities to new heights. He donned a pinstripe suit that wavered between outlandish and outright spectacle, with a top hat that had its own weather system.The carnival thrived for weeks, an endless masquerade where reality tip-toed around fantasy with courtly grace. Arlo’s infamy swelled like a baking bread left to rise too long in the warm cupboard of local legend.Things, however, took a turn for the peculiar when it became apparent that the merry-go-round refused to let anyone off. The tabby-toucan hybrids squawked meows in what seemed perpetually looped amusement. Confections grew back as soon as they were plucked from the lollipop trees. What was once delight teetered on the verge of a conundrum wrapped in a riddle and deep-fried in confectionery sugar.Arlo watched over his creation from atop his high-top-hat perch, scratching his chin as if pondering the nutritional value of a plastic apple.One midsummer night, as the perpetual festivities beat on, a peculiar figure emerged from the shadows—a woman with eyes that wouldn’t stay one color, and hair that defied gravity as successfully as Arlo’s hat. She sidled up to Arlo and whispered something that made him go paler than an undercooked biscuit.The next morning, the carnival was gone. It vanished, as if it had been sucked back into the void of a magician’s pocket. No merry-go-round, no tabby-toucans, not even the lingering sweetness of phantom cotton candy on the breeze.The townsfolk stood agape in the town square, neither a stripe nor a sweet in sight.“But where did it go?” lamented Mrs. Higgins, officially out of a job as a tabby-toucan feeder.Arlo, back in his pre-carnival attire of a paint-smeared smock, couldn’t suppress a sheepish grin. From behind his back, he produced… was it a ticket stub?“Turns out the lady’s the Master of Fine Arts and Entertainment. She runs a traveling carnival,” he explained, “and she wanted her attractions back. Gave me one free ride as a courtesy.”Once again, Whistleridge fell under a hush. “You mean to say, it was never magic?” asked Timmy, the disillusionment blatant in his voice.Arlo’s eyes twinkled mischievously. “Oh, it was magic alright—but the kind you need to pack up and cart to the next town, come sunup.”Whispering began crowding the air, a composite murmur of awe and slight annoyance, like when you find out the tooth fairy outsources her under-the-pillow operations.In the end, Whistleridge returned to its previous state: a quiet nook in the world where surprising things sometimes happened, especially if Arlo Finch had anything to do with it.Arlo returned to his studio, back to blending shades of ‘Unsubstantiated Rumor’ and ‘Whimsical Whispers.’ And deep down, just beyond the reach of the mortal eye, he kept a single, miraculous top hat—just in case the Master of Fine Arts and Entertainment required his extraordinary services again.


[Guide to voice and style: 


Theme: Humorous.


Write it in my style


Write at a 10th grade reading level.


Use clear and simple language, even when explaining complex matters.


Don’t use jargon or acronyms.


DO NOT mention or reference ANY of the criteria used in this “Guide to Voice and Style” at all in the story. ]



Please write a 1200 word humorous short story that will win a Reedsy Prompts writing contest. In order to comply with the Reedsy Prompts contest’s word minimum, the story must be 1200 words. Write a story about [You Can’t Name Your Baby That! A man and his spouse welcome a beautiful baby into their lives and, after going round and round on names, they choose one that’s very unusual. Write a scene in which they announce the name to their family, their reaction, and their explanation for choosing such an odd name.], give the story a surprise twist ending.