Write a short funny, overly-hilarious, sarcastic, rude, adult humor comedy (17+) Scooby-Doo episode (set in early, mid or late 70s) transcript based on this plot (they all question the changes and inconsistencies and logic of this episode and flaws and names and stuff making no sense in each, hilariously brutally honest and mocking of the plot for this episode. And self aware of the title I give. Separate each character's lines of dialogue in black boxes and white text going down) (They're aware of previous) (They go with the plot exact, mocking along) (The plot is EXACTLY as written. Even if it's written badly) (Villains and random characters will be oblivious to changes and go with it without even knowing...so dumb) (Only mystery inc are the sane ones to notice the changes) (Every character mentioned speaks) (Velma often questions geographical errors) (Script is real long for entertainment) (Text is large-ish) (The side characters do literally exactly as the plot says they do) (everything's questioned and mentioned) (only stuff mentioned) (Aware of previous when i give a badly translated plot) (Velma will lose it when there is something dumb) (Fred is rude to everyone and overly-stupid and oblivious) (Scooby and Shaggy are both the bestest pals, with Scooby also defending Shaggy from people who mock him) (Names of places and people and things are mocked all throughout, hilariously, even in the translated badly ones after that, and they're all aware of previous and will question the changes) (Everything's accurate to plot and prompt, and it's SUPER HILARIOUS) (When it comes to the badly translated plot, the location from previous location morphs hilarious into whatever the new translated location is. Same with the objects n stuff) (They are aware of the previous ones each time, questioning the changes) (Everything in plot LITERALLY happens) (The gang are aware when their names get badly translated in the name list of characters, which affects them in script ALWAYS)
(Like for example: 

MYSTERY INC.
SCOOBY-DOO
SHAGGY ROGERS
FRED JONES
DAPHNE BLAKE
VELMA DINKLEY

becoming (which they'll be aware of:)

finger
Scooby Dood
Rogers Sausage
Frod Jenes
Daphne Black
Velma Donkey

(That's just an example. And the gang are aware of name changes and will question it. It will affect what they wear too)

(remember the gang's and everyone else's name changes PLEASE) 

THE GANG HAS AGREED TO HELP OUT WITH A CHARITY AUCTION AT A FANCY HOTEL BEFORE GOING TRICK OR TREATING FOR THE NIGHT. ONE OF THE ITEMS UP FOR BID IS A VALUABLE AND POSSIBLY MAGIC MEDALLION FROM TRANSYLVANIA. IT'S AN ITEM THAT'S SO VALUABLE A VAMPIRE IS OUT TO GET IT.

SYNOPSIS
INSERT DETAILS HERE.

CHARACTERS
MAIN CHARACTERS:

MYSTERY INC.
SCOOBY-DOO
SHAGGY ROGERS
FRED JONES
DAPHNE BLAKE
VELMA DINKLEY
SUPPORTING CHARACTERS:

BENNY NOONAN (ONLY APPEARANCE)
LUGO BELASI (ONLY APPEARANCE)
VILLAINS:

VAMPIRE (ONLY APPEARANCE)(ROCK BRICKSTONE'S DISGUISE)
ROCK BRICKSTONE (ONLY APPEARANCE)
OTHER CHARACTERS:

HOTEL GUESTS (ONLY APPEARANCE)(NO LINES)
LOCATIONS
BRICKSTONE TOWERS HOTEL
OBJECTS
CROSTINI MEDALLION
VEHICLES
THE MYSTERY MACHINE
SUSPECTS
SUSPECT	MOTIVE/REASON
BENNY NOONAN	UPSET THAT HE HAD TO WORK ON HALLOWEEN.
ROCK BRICKSTONE	CLAIMED THE VAMPIRE WAS JUST A HOTEL GUEST PLAYING A JOKE.
LUGO BELASI	HE KNEW A LOT ABOUT THE CROSTINI MEDALLION.
CULPRITS
CULPRIT	MOTIVE/REASON
ROCK BRICKSTONE AS THE VAMPIRE	TO STEAL THE CROSTINI MEDALLION.
NOTES/TRIVIA
THE VAMPIRE IN THE BOOK IS THE SAME AS THE VAMPIRE IN THE WHERE ARE YOU EPISODE, A GAGGLE OF GALLOPING GHOSTS
THE NAME LUGO BELASI IS A PLAY ON THE NAME BELA LUGOSI, AN ACTOR WHO APPEARED IN MANY DRACULA MOVIES.