Create a scam-baiting to the most recent email from Amhed Idris, to make him falsely think I will give him money. Use these previous emails as a point of reference.

Email #1, from Amhed Idris:

Dear sir/madam

This is to confirm the receipt of your mail with the contents noted and understood, with this mail ,you are required to contact the director of foreign payment department of the federal ministry of finance, in the person of Dr Edward Olubumi Akosola , he has the mandate of the federal Federal Government of Nigeria to scrutinize, verify and give payment instructions to our bank to credit your account .

Your are to send to Dr Edward Olubumi Akosola his private email address' <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_EMAIL_ADDRESS> with all relevant infomations as regards your payment claims includes your receiving banking details, your address, and phone and email address also send to him any of your identity to confirm your person.

Contact him and get back to me for more Advice.

Yours in service

Mr. Amhed Idris

Email #2, from Cameron McCaffrey (me):

 Dear Mr. <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PERSON>,

Upon receiving your email regarding the release of funds by the direction of Dr. Edward Olubumi Akosola at the Federal Ministry of Finance, I must say I was buoyed by a maelstrom of emotions. Ecstasy, anticipation, and a residual chuckle of incredulity danced together in a charming ballet. Your eloquence and the weightiness of this endeavor have not gone unnoticed.

It is fortuitous, and quite convenient indeed, that Dr. Akosola has been given the solemn duty of scrutinizing, verifying, and orchestrating the smooth pirouette of funds into my account. Moreover, his personal email address exudes a certain… uniqueness that one can only admire in these times of cookie-cutter formalities.

However, before the festivities can commence and in the spirit of due diligence, I must take certain precautionary steps. I have always been taught, “Trust, but verify,” a proverb well steeped in the tea of caution. To proceed, I would be delighted to share a whimsy of details for this delightful process. Yet, as a connoisseur of internet folklore, I must probe further into the fabric of this narrative.

Would Dr. Akosola appreciate it if I contacted him with an encoded message? A cryptic puzzle, perhaps, to secure our communications from potential ne’er-do-wells? Surely, a man of his stature must enjoy the occasional cerebral exercise to keep the sharper edges of his intellect gleaming.

Secondly, regarding my esteemed personal identity documents, they are currently ensconced in a repository that rivals the security of Fort Knox. I would not dream of sending them electronically. Instead, let us arrange for a courier pigeon, trained by the finest aviary specialists, to deliver these precious artifacts with due ceremony. Fear not, for this pigeon is no ordinary bird – it has been equipped with the latest in avian tracking technology.

Before any of that, I must insist that Dr. Akosola and I engage in a verbal waltz over the phone. I find the human voice carries nuances that text simply cannot convey. This would also provide the perfect opportunity for him to regale me with tales of the Federal Government’s policies on foreign payments and perhaps, even a bit of poetry if the mood strikes.

In conclusion, I would implore you, Mr. Idris, to enlighten me further with your boundless wisdom as we pirouette in this grand ballet of fiduciary festivity. I await your response with bated breath.

Yours in heightened anticipation and with the most ceremonious of curtsies,
Cameron

Email #3, from Amhed Idris:

To Cameron McCaffrey

  Sir

i Wish to confirm the receipt of your email with the content well noted and understood, yes Dr Edward Olubumi Akosola  madated by the office of the president to investidate and verify all outstanding payment/debt the Government is owning to both local and foriegn contractors, his duty is to investigate all payment claims and confirm to the president if the claims are genuie, and recomend any claim find to be geniue to onward releasement of the fund into the said beneficairy,s account.

i will send you an official gazete from the office of the president appointing Dr Edward Olubumi Akosola for the work,

contact him and always update us with your day to day communication for directive .

Yours in service


Mr. Amhed Idris