Write a detailed erotic story with a lot of dialogues about Hazbin Hotel, based on this: (Alastor gets encouraged from Charlie to go to her parents, to better discuss the possibility of them accepting the Hotel. He meets Lucifer and Lilith, but the conversation quickly devolves in Alastor subtly making fun of Lucifer and seducing Lilith, with great success and little retailation)

Alastor's description: [NICKNAMES: The Radio Demon, Al (by Charlie Morningstar), Smiles (by Angel Dust), Strawberry Pimp (by Angel Dust)
DATE OF DEATH: 1933
CAUSE OF DEATH: Dog-related incident, Gunshot wound to the head
LIKES: Smiling, Invading people's personal space, His mother and her cooking, The "picture show", Strong liquor, Cooking, People failing, Playing pranks, Black coffee, Bitter tastes, Theater, Dancing, The Stock Market Crash of 1929, Venison
DISLIKES: Dogs, Frowning, Tea, Anything sweet, Angel's sexual remarks, Post-30s' Technology
SPECIES: Sinner Demon, Human (formerly)
AGE: 30s-40s (biological)
ABILITIES: Eldritch magic, Radio broadcasting, Shadow manipulation, Spatial warping, Cooking, Singing and dancing, Bilingualism
PROFESSIONAL STATUS: Serial killer (formerly), Radio host
OCCUPATION: Overlord, Business partner of the Hazbin Hotel

"Smile, my dear! You know, you're never fully dressed without one!"―Alastor, after seeing Vaggie frown
Alastor, also known as The Radio Demon, is a sinner demon and is one of the many powerful Overlords of Hell. He is one of the main protagonists of Hazbin Hotel.
He has offered to assist Charlie Morningstar in her endeavors, albeit, for his own amusement.

Appearance
Alastor is a slim, dapper sinner demon, with beige colored skin, and usually having a broad smile full of sharp, yellow teeth. He is approximately the same height as his rival, Vox, with the two of them standing at approximately 7 feet.
He sports a pinkish-red cropped, angled bob-cut with black tips at the ends and two large, black tipped tufts of hair extending from the top of his head, evoking the ears of a deer. The style has an undercut at the back, and two small black antlers protuding from the crown, which can grow in size in his full demonic form.
His eyes have dark-red sclerae, bright-red irises and thin black pupils (which can change into the shape of radio dials when shifting into his full demon form). He also wears a dark-red oval-shaped monocle, rimmed with black, over his right eye.
Alastor wears a red pinstripe coat with dark-red lapels piped with white, which is ragged along the bottom hem. Underneath this he wears a bright red dress-shirt with a black cross on the chest, and long black dress pants with matching bright red cuffs.
He accessorizes with a black knotted bowtie with a bright red center, black gloves with red at the fingertips, and black pointed-toe boots with red deer hoofprints emblazoned on the soles. Alastor also carries a thin cane with a sentient vintage style microphone attached to it, which he uses to play sound effects and broadcast his voice.

Personality
Alastor stands out from many of the more chaotic residents of hell for his well maintained amiable persona. He gives the first-impression of a good-natured and charming man, wearing a permanently wide grin on his face at all times.
Alastor's behavior, mannerisms, and even his voice are similar to an old-fashioned radio announcer and speaks with a transatlantic accent, often using quaint anachronisms such as "the picture show" and refers to Charlie as a "charming demon belle".
This playful dandyish exterior, however, obscures a much darker side to him - one with high levels of self-importance - and he will not hesitate to use physical violence when others don't act in line with his very particular values or expectations.
Alastor is described as a man of duality. He values good manners, affability and intelligence very highly in others, and will actively look down on those who do not meet his standards, however he will often play fast and loose with these arbitrary rules in regards to himself and his own conduct. His smiling is also a show of power and dominance, and miserable people are seen by him as weak.
Alastor has an odd sense of morality, which is described as "not normal", and has been noted to be quite sadistic, even cannibalistic, devouring lesser demons or those that have incurred his anger. Despite this, he keeps close friends with the other cannibals of Hell, including the denizens at the Cannibal Colony.
He is noted to be narcissistic, not seeing many people quite up to his level. However, that does not make him reckless. Despite being extremely powerful, Alastor is aware that there are other demons and entities that rival him in terms of power, such as other Overlords. For this reason, he is wary around such demons, as they could potentially harm him if he is not careful.
Despite everything, Alastor does genuinely seem to want to help Charlie run the Happy Hotel, albeit for his own amusement and hopes for its failure over siding with her idealism. Alastor also dismisses the idea that redemption is possible as laughable, nevertheless, he fulfills his role as patron as promised, providing the hotel with staff, and protecting Charlie and her business from outside threats. He views the whole endeavor as a fun distraction from his decades of boredom.

Abilities
Natural Abilities
Demon Transformation - In flashbacks featured in the pilot, as well as in the official Alastor-centric comic, Alastor has demonstrated the ability to turn into a more powerful Demon form.
Flexibility - Alastor can contort his body into numerous unnatural poses.

Skillset
Deal-making - Alstor is shown to be a deal-maker demon in the pilot, offering Charlie a deal in return for his help with the hotel, something she wisely turns down. Deal-maker demons like Alastor can increase their power by dealing in souls, which is a very powerful commodity in hell. So they’re seen as very manipulative and not to be toyed with. Deal-making is not something every demon can do, as such it is not to be taken lightly as it doesn’t generally work out well for the other party.
Broadcasting - While living, Alastor's profession was as a radio show host, and he continues his broadcasts in Hell, ensuring that Hell's denizens are aware of his activities over the airwaves, earning him the title of "The Radio Demon".
Bilingualism - Alastor can speak English fluently as well as some broken Creole French.
Cooking - Alastor is noted to be "a big foodie" and mentions having admired his mother's cooking in the pilot, specifically her Jambalaya.
Musical, Dancing, and Theatrical Talent - Alastor is shown to display moderate vocal abilities and excels at dancing, with tap being a style he excels in specifically. He also shows a flair for theatrical showmanship.
Wide Intellect- Alastor is shown to be quite a cunning individual, resulting in him accruing a large amount of power through his tricks and deal-making.

Unique Abilities
Demonic Magic - Alastor can cast magic thanks to the high power-level he has accrued in the demon ranking system. In the pilot, this takes the visual form of glowing red symbols that resemble Voodoo veve, which float around him. Alastor is also shown using a type of blood magic, clenching his fist until droplets of blood can be seen falling from it, as a means to defeat Sir Pentious.
Shadow Manipulation - Alastor is able to summon shadows and manipulate them into doing his bidding.
Spatial Warping - Alastor is able to get around with the help of his shadow. This was first shown when he teleports behind Charlie and Vaggie after entering the hotel for the first time.
Portal Creation - Alastor can also transport others to his location easily via the portals he makes. This is shown when he pulls Niffty out of a fireplace he summons, as well as pulling Husk (along with a portion of the bar he was in) into the hotel foyer.
Pyrokinesis - Alastor summons a ball of fire to distract Charlie as he shoves Vaggie away before starting his reprise.
Phytokinesis - As shown in the comics, Alastor is able to make plants wilt with a single stare.
Manifestation - Alastor manifests a bottle of cheap alcohol to bribe Husk back into his service.
Photokinesis - During his introduction, he is shown to be able to project red glowing light from his eyes as well as his microphone.
Outfit Alteration - Alastor is capable of changing the outfits of his targets as well as his own with a snap of a finger.

Trivia
Alastor's name can be translated from ancient Greek to "spirit of revenge" or "tormentor".
Alastor was stated to be from New Orleans, Louisiana when he was alive.
He was an only child.
His ethnicity was mixed-race Creole.
He was a radio show host and prolific serial killer. He's described as "living that good life/his best life" while a radio star.
"Not going after just anyone", highlighting his "weird moral code". He share some similarities with the fictional serial killer, Dexter.
Alastor wasn't a cannibal while he was alive.
Alastor speaks with a Transatlantic (sometimes called a Mid-Atlantic) accent. A fashionable affect for American newscasters in the 1920s' to adopt, it was a combination of an idealized American accent and the clipped upper-class Queen's English used by the British Broadcasting Corporation in their "World Service" radio news.
Alastor can speak some French, although not fluently.
The pilot makes several references to Alastor's love for his mother. He is "a momma's boy".
Alastor was a big theater person while living and would see everything. His general media preferences would be the "elevated horror" genre, as well as smart, dry comedies, such as the work of Buster Keaton.
He's mot afraid of dogs, but he actively dislikes them due to "backstory reasons" which involve his death, an event he apparently did not appreciate.
Alastor had been shot in the head by a hunter while attempting to bury a body on a hunting ground. The red 'X' on Alastor's forehead, seen glowing in the pilot when he uses his demon powers, may be a visual reference to this.
Although Alastor is not a hard drinker, he does favor the hard liquors when he chooses to drink, such as whiskey. His New Orleans background is cited for his "party side", emphasizing that he is a "classy drunk, not a messy drunk".
Alastor likes black coffee, but does not like tea.
Alastor is a big foodie and enjoys cooking. He is also something of a food snob, and hates "lazy" processed foods. Alastor probably isn't much of a fan of sweet things either, preferring bitter tastes, like meat and whiskey.
Alastor enjoys meat raw.
Alastor enjoys visiting Cannibal Colony and frequents the cafes there, relating a lot to the residents and enjoying the food.
Alastor's powers are "lots of things". Alastor is a character that keeps many abilities hidden as he enjoys being unpredictable. He will sometimes feign an inability to do things that he can actually do, partly to subvert expectations, partly to be intentionally antagonistic and force the people around him to struggle with something he could easily have done.
Alastor can take on many forms.
Whenever Alastor uses his powers in the pilot, he is shown emitting a faint red aura.
He can be seen using a form of Voodoo inspired blood magic as a means to defeat Sir Pentious in the pilot.
Alastor's microphone is a living extension of himself that he can manifest and hide whenever he chooses. He hypothetically would not be able to talk without it, but that it's not something that can ever be separated from him, as it's not a tangible object to anyone but Alastor.
Alastor's planned room at the hotel is a mixture between both traditional decor and the fantastical, with one half being a classic "fancy study", complete with tasteful wallpaper and furnishings, the other half being a literal swamp conjured as a dining area. He is the type of person to own two homes, one a fancy townhouse, the other a rickety hunting lodge in a bayou on stilts.
Alastor simultaneously does and does not care about neatness. He doesn't mind being covered in blood and viscera, and will calmly clean up after himself, but he is bothered by other things, such as people being messy eaters around him. There's a comparison to a Hannibal Lecter-like figure, who is very sophisticated about things.
Alastor's favorite song has been stated to be the one that partially inspired him: "You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile" from the musical, Annie. As for songs specific to Alastor's time period, it would be "Smile" by Charlie Chaplin. Cab Calloway was also mentioned as a favorite singer, with an emphasis on Alastor's love of jazz in both life and death.
Alastor can play several instruments, including the piano, violin, trumpet, and saxophone. It is part of Alastor's canon that he both owns, and can play, a 'Furby organ'.
Alastor enjoys occasionally impromptu joining in with bands that are playing. He loves to cook and prepare dishes, although in his own way as he prefers his meat raw. He also enjoys playing pranks on others.
Alastor loves the fact that he scares people.
Alastor is not a fan of modern technology and doesn't like using any technology that was invented after he died. This plays a part in his not getting along with Vox, who has fully embraced it.
Alastor is said to not be a big fan of children and although he wouldn't kill a child, he would strike one if they annoyed him too much, believing in "that kind of discipline". He also won't take responsibility if the child accidentally injures itself when he lets them play.
Alastor would be a bad father, although a better mentor figure.
Alastor's jovial remark on there being "so many orphans" during the stock market crash of 1929 in the pilot, implies he is apathetic to children's suffering.
Alastor is capable of forming friendships and can become fond of people, although in his own particular way. He becomes fond of people he sees as especially funny or entertaining.
Alastor interacts on better terms with women in general, and is much lighter in his view of them. He doesn't view many of the other powerful male characters within his circle as providing any substantially intelligent conversation, seeing them as "stupid idiot brutes" and not thinking very highly of them for the most part. Others, such as Angel and Husk, he finds pitiable.
Alastor greatly values manners in others and is personally offended by disrespect and rudeness. He also values humor, enjoying when people can give him a good view of their misery.
Alastor is one of the few Sinners who has not taken on a new name in Hell. Instead, he keeps with his true name from his living life, as he is not a fan of making nicknames for himself.He is, however, happy to be referred to as "Al".
He can also dematerialize to avoid things.
Alastor does not respect the personal space of others at all, grabbing and pulling around Charlie, Vaggie, and Husk numerous times in the pilot.
Alastor wears gloves. They are charcoal grey with red tips at the nails.
Alastor apparently is not particularly big on oral hygiene, with VivziePop describing his breath as "not good", and in fact he has black gums.
The red treads on the soles of Alastor's shoes resemble deer hoof tracks, he has antlers, and two tufts of his hair that evoke the ears of a deer.]

Lilith's description: [NICKNAMES: Mom (by Charlie), Queen of Hell
SPECIES: Demon

PROFESSIONAL STATUS: Queen of Hell

OCCUPATION: Co-ruler of the Pride Ring, Performer

Lilith is the queen of Hell, the wife of Lucifer Morningstar, and the mother of Charlie Morningstar. She is a character in Hazbin Hotel.

Appearance
Lilith is presented as a tall, slender, curvaceous woman, exceeding both her husband and daughter in height.
Estimates point her to be approximately 6 feet and 4-6 inches (193-198 centimeters) tall.
She has pale skin, thin eyebrows and silver-grey eyes, long black eyelashes and extremely long, light blonde hair with thick honey blonde streaks reaching down to the floor.
Unlike her husband, she has a pair of long, magenta horns which noticeably differs depending on the scenario. This is because she is able to change the shape of her horns at will.

Personality
Lilith's is graceful, regal, and politically charged.
Lilith is someone who is exceptionally equanimous.
She is somewhat good with children.

Trivia
The name "Lilith" translates to "night-bird", "screech owl", "night hag" or "night-spectre" from Hebrew text.
Lilith is a former cabaret dancer. Like her family, Lilith loves music, as evidenced by her career as a singer in Hell, as well as the fact that Vivziepop's headcanon voice for her is Lady Gaga.
Lilith and Lucifer's dynamic can be summed up with the phrase, "Behind every man is a greater woman", and that they love each other very much. Lilith and Lucifer are described as "passionate, cheesy lovers".
Lilith "wears the pants" in her family, but in fact both Lilith and Lucifer are switches within their intimate life.
Lilith and Charlie, alongside Alastor, are fans of pineapple on pizza.]

Lucifer's description: [NICKNAMES: Dad (by Charlie Morningstar), Lu Lu, King of Hell (title)
LIKES: Singing, Caramel apples, Musical instruments, Polka music
DISLIKES::Charlie's ideas of redemption
SPECIES: Fallen Angel
ABILITIES: Flight, Angelic power, Musical talent
PROFESSIONAL STATUS: King of Hell
OCCUPATION: Ruler of the Pride Ring, Founder of Lu Lu World
"You don't take shit from other demons!"―Lucifer's advice to Charlie
Lucifer Morningstar is the king of Hell, the husband of Lilith, and the father of Charlie Morningstar. He is an upcoming character in Hazbin Hotel.

Appearance
Lucifer has pure white skin, blonde hair, thick black eyebrows, black lips and a mouth full of sharp teeth. His eyes are yellow with red slit pupils resembling those of a snake. He, like his daughter Charlie, has red cheeks. His eyelids are purple which give the appearance of eyeshadow.
He wears a white high collar suit, a black bowtie, and a red undershirt with white stripes. He also wears a wide-brimmed white top hat, with a golden snake and red apple over golden spikes reminiscent a crown. On his left pinkie, he wears a golden ring.
Lucifer carries an apple-topped black cane that matches his hat. He is slightly shorter than his daughter, Charlie, and his wife, Lilith.

Personality
Lucifer is cheerful, very silly, and goofy.

Abilities
Natural Abilities
Flight: Both Lucifer and his daughter have the ability to summon their wings and are capable of flight.
Angelic Power: As a fallen angel, Lucifer possesses very strong angelic power, which holds sway over the demonic power of his contemporaries.

Skillset
Musical Talent: Similar to his daughter, Lucifer partakes in singing.

Trivia
Lucifer's first name translates to "shining one", "the morning star" (referring to Venus), or "light-bringer" in Latin from Hebrew. One of these translations matches his surname, Morningstar.
Lucifer represents the sin of Pride.
The apple tucked in the brim of his hat, and on the end of his cane, seem to reference the story of Adam and Eve, where a talking snake (often interpreted as being the Devil) persuades the first woman, Eve, into eating a forbidden fruit (often depicted in pop-culture as an apple), resulting in her and Adam being thrown out of paradise.
Lucifer's favorite snack is caramel apples.
Lucifer is not particularly a good father. Despite this he still loves Charlie.
Lucifer doesn't cares about his subjects. Hell is like an oligarchy, and Lucifer is not very politically active in the traditional sense, only serving to maintain the status quo of power.
Lucifer may be assisting in the coordination of the exterminations, although it is not known in what way or why that might be.
Lucifer can play many types of instruments very well, including the fiddle, which he plays "phenomenally well". However, his favorite instrument is something else, something that would be funny.
Lucifer sounds like Weird Al Yankovic.
In the Helluva Boss episode "Loo Loo Land", Lucifer apparently owns a theme park called Lu Lu World.
In the same episode, it is revealed that the titular amusement park has an amusement ride named "Fun House" which has its exterior modeled after Lucifer's head.
Lucifer did not cut off his wings when he fell from Heaven.
Lucifer has a mass collection of rubber ducklings.]