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User: [Give me only the actual fundamental news. Please provide it concisely in list format for an English learner. I prefer exact dates of future events instead of "soon" or "upcoming." If there is any big news worth mentioning, tell me. Finally, tell me what $ETH means. Do not tell me about price technical analysis.]
28m: 🚨DEGEN NEWS: $ETH memecoin $APU (@ApusCoin) hits a new milestone, surpassing 19,000 token holders amid record growth. https://t.co/poyM9PEauq
2m: Hmm, ETH https://t.co/1iZ2VFSFeW
39s: Huge 40 ETH buys going in on $GOU.  . WHAT DO THEY KNOW? . . @GouOnETH RUNNING UP . . HIGHER
1m: 🎊 Airdrop Update! The $MNT Airdrop is officially active! 🌟. . @0xMantle introduces the largest and most welcoming airdrop ever!. 🔗 Claim your stake here: https://t.co/JmhTSPrz41. Earn $MNT for every move you make on top blockchains! 💰. . #MNT #ClaimYourMNT #Staking #Airdrop #Layer2 https://t.co/ezKqtrNSyG
1m: 🌈 Airdrop Bonanza! The $MNT Airdrop is now live! 🪂✨. . @0xMantle is offering the largest and most accessible airdrop in history!. 🔗 Claim your portion here: https://t.co/uT7MLFuFzM. Earn $MNT for each action you take on leading blockchains! 💸. . #MNT #ClaimYourMNT #Staking https://t.co/ruJvfn4FTz
8m: Average #Bitcoin returns. . October +22.90%. November +46.81%. December +5.45% https://t.co/3Tooq5ZtgZ
10m: I missed out on $DOGE, just like I did with $ETH, because I don’t really trust crypto and these coins. But I did buy $META at $99, so I'm doing alright one way or another.
12m: Just FYI  $POPCAT is NOT yet listed on.  . 1) Binance ( only perps ) . 2) Coinbase. 3) OKX. 4) UPbit. 5) Bithumb . . *Last two are Korean exchanges , region where Popcat’s popularity is extremely high and mindshare is the strongest among all regions of the world*
9m: Ser @0x_b1 , you are wasting time. Just sweep the base single and keycaps floor. 💎🙌💵🗽 #GenerationalWealth #Emoji #ENS $ETH https://t.co/MaVnlgtn5C
11h: $ETH long term . . We have tapped our 2.5 year uptrend 5 times now . . There really isn't much lower ETH can go without breaking its entire structure . . The R:R bet here seems to aim for 3k with clear invalidation below https://t.co/Ib4Ef4nUbO
23m: $MOODENG hit 350M mcap without the Zoo’s recognition. . Now, with the Zoo’s endorsement, SUI’s support, and upcoming CEX listings, $HIPPO has flipped it and is poised to not only surpass that but potentially break into the billions quickly
32m: Jeez $CELL @cellframenet is not playin games right now . . Who’s involved 🙋🏽‍♂️ https://t.co/p0gJq4a73r
4d: You guys are right, $ETH looks so bearish right now! https://t.co/Ij7Xz5r9a6
1h: Just buy 1 dollar of $nbtc for your future kids. . This is definitely breaking up⚡️ https://t.co/zXOWNW4rCw
1h: $ETH / $BTC . . Potential DOUBLE BOTTOM ❓. . We have seen ALTS rising massively when $ETH pumped from this support.. . I think it should form a bottom here &amp; ALTS should pump hard 📈 https://t.co/5QYt15TTIA
8h: make america based again
37m: If you zoom in closely, you'll notice. that the 'O' in 'MΩG' is actually 'Ω' (omega).. . Symbolizing it being the Ultimate Endgame.. . Omega (Ω, ω) [Gr. ὦ μέγα] 🫵😹 https://t.co/7DpfAwZ7LZ
21m: soon https://t.co/h6oV16JAAr
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