Make a script of a random Uppertech ad for one of it's random products, based on this
- 1987: Uppertech is founded by a group of technology enthusiasts
- 1988: Uppertech releases the uII2, a more advanced version of their early computer model
- 1989: The uTosh is released, becoming Uppertech’s most popular computer model to date
- Early 1990s: Uppertech develops and releases new technology for their computers, including the uMouse and uKeyboard
- Mid 1990s: Uppertech expands their product line and starts offering computer accessories such as printers and scanners
- Late 1990s: Uppertech invests in research and development to create more advanced and innovative products
- 2001: Uppertech releases the uTrack, a new setout, which is well-received by consumers
- 2001: UDC takes place and Uppertech showcases their products, including the uCom computer, uApper software, uBinary for download, and uApi for purchase
- 2003: Uppertech launches their online store, allowing customers to easily purchase their products
- 2005: Uppertech releases the uFone, a smartphone with its own operating system
- 2007: Uppertech introduces the uScanner, a versatile and user-friendly scanner
- 2009: Uppertech develops the uDrive, an external hard drive with large storage capacity
- 2010: Uppertech releases the uDevice series, which includes the uDevice Mini and uDevice Pro
- 2012: The uDevice Fone is introduced, and becomes a popular choice among smartphone users
- 2015: Uppertech releases the uDevice Tab, a top-of-the-line tablet with advanced features
- 2017: Uppertech begins development on their own operating system, uOS, hoping to compete with industry giants like Windows and MacOS
- 2019: The first beta version of uOS is released to select testers and developers
- 2020: Uppertech opens up beta testing to the public, allowing anyone to try out uOS and provide feedback
- 2023: Uppertech introduces the uTosh More, a sleek and powerful desktop computer
- 2025: The uTosh Colour is released, offering customizability and a wide range of colors
- 2028: Uppertech releases the uTosh Original, a faithful reproduction of the original uTosh model from 1989
- 2030: The second version of uOS is released, incorporating feedback from beta testers and introducing new features
- 2032: The uTosh More II is released, boasting even more advanced features and hardware than its predecessor
- 2034: Uppertech introduces uTosh Lite, a budget-friendly desktop computer for casual users
- 2036: Uppertech introduces the uTosh Top, a compact and powerful option for those short on desk space
- 2037: Uppertech releases uOS for smartphones, with the uFone getting an update to its new operating system
- 2038: The third version of uOS is released, with major improvements to performance and user interface
- 2040: The uTosh Edge is released, featuring a futuristic design and cutting-edge technology for the next generation of computing
- 2042: Uppertech releases a new beta version of uOS, promising even more advanced features and improved performance
- 2043: Uppertech introduces a new line of gaming computers, the uGame series
- 2045: After years of development and testing, uOS 4.0 is released to the public, solidifying Uppertech’s place as a major player in the software industry.