write really overly-funny super hilarious comedy RUDE adult humor 17+ Thomas and Friends cartoon parody transcript (With funny dialogue) based on my prompt:(but make it more adult comedy where the engines constantly make fun of and question physics that ain’t possible or don’t make any sense and why, Each plot paragraph has a separate transcript each. (unless it’s just a 1 sentence plot). They’re self aware of previous, and will question changes to the next badly translated plot I give after the previous is done like it’s deja vu as they are OVERLY-SELF AWARE OF THE PREVIOUS PROMPT i PUT IN BEFORE. They talk about the slight changes to the plot info too since the previous version…THey're all self aware of translation changes (worrying about what will happen to them in the next one when the previous ends) (And the name changes will stick until the next ones) (there is also name changes from the translations FOR the translated versions affecting the script) (and everything is literal and exactly what the plots say, original AND translated) (they will question changes from translations) (afterwards there's a long separate list, for the plot description only, of 3 categories: improbabilities and how they won't work, scientifically, funny out of context bits or lines and why, and cinemasins reactions) (They do literally everything the script says regardless of how stupid it is) 

Emily and Rosie have to take a funfair train at Brendam Docks. Rosie excitedly hopes that the Fat Controller will ask her to pull it, but is disappointed when he gives the job to Emily and chooses Rosie to be her back engine. Meanwhile, Rosie is sadly puffing along the line when an idea flies into her funnel; if she arrives at the docks before Emily, she will take the funfair train instead, making Emily go straight to High Farm, hoping it will help her.

Soon, Rosie arrives at the docks and gasps as she sees how long the train is. Then she couples up, but does not know that Emily is already coupled up on the other end of the train, waiting for Rosie. Rosie starts to pull as hard as she can, but this causes a coupling to break. Rosie leaves with the train, but does not realise that she has left half of it behind with Emily.

Meanwhile, Rosie chuffs happily along, but then there is trouble: another coupling breaks and the coconut truck on the end crashes into the level crossing where Bertie is waiting, blocking him there. It is not long before another coupling breaks, which makes the sugar truck crash into Stepney when the points switch. Rosie continues puffing along but as she climbs Gordon's hill, another coupling breaks once again and the flatbed with the Ferris Wheel seats crashes into Emily behind her, who is bringing the rest of the train, causing her to become stuck.

Rosie cheerfully arrives at Maithwaite Station, but her mood changes when she sees the Fat Controller, who scolds her for leaving half of the train behind and causing confusion and delay. Rosie then promises to set things right. She fetches Rocky and brings him to Emily, who is still stuck. Rosie apologises for her silly behaviour and tells Emily that she will take the other trucks when Rocky clears the line. Soon, the two engines are coupled up and arrive at Maithwaite just in time.

That evening, Rosie and Emily are watching the happy children at the funfair. Rosie hopes that she and Emily could work together again and admits that this is best of all.