Create a scam-baiting response to the following email to make the scammer falsely think I will give them money, using the previous emails as a point of reference.

Email #1, from Lorie K. Logan:

CAUTION:This email originated from outside SSTEK. Do not click links or open attachments unless you recognize the sender and know the content is safe

Dear Beneficiary

We wish to inform you that a power of attorney was forwarded to our office this morning, by two gentlemen regarding your unclaimed fund of $5.5 Million Dollar. One of them is an American citizen named Mr. Robert Porter and the other is Mr. Wilhelm Berg a Swedish citizen.

The document claims these gentlemen to be your authorized representatives, and the power of attorney states that you are already deceased. It further states that your death was due to lung cancer, with your date of death being March 27th, 2019.


They have now submitted a new account to replace the receiving account that was in the original claim of funds. These funds have remained unclaimed for quite some time and the need for resolution is pressing.

Below is the new account they have submitted.

Account Name: Robert Porter /Wilhelm Berg
Account: 5007-29 438 66
IBAN-nr: SE4150000000050072943866
Bic-kod: ESSESESS
Skandinaviska Enskilda Banken. (SEB :)
SWEDEN.

In the event that you are in fact still alive, we ask that you confirm your existence by responding to this email. You are to view this as a matter requiring immediate attention and response. We have 48 hours monitoring of all activities within the Federal Reserve Bank.

We have contacted the bank in Sweden asking them to wait for further directives from the Federal Reserve Bank, prior to authorizing any withdrawals in any form. Our request is based entirely on our attempt to verify that you are in fact deceased, before money is wrongly disbursed.

Finally, we forewarn you that if we do not hear back from you shortly, we will have to assume that you are in fact deceased and the Federal Reserve Bank will proceed with releasing funds to the above newly submitted account.

Sincerely,

<PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PERSON> (<PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_EMAIL_ADDRESS>)
Federal Reserve System2200 N Pearl St, Dallas, TX 75201, USA

Email #2, from Cameron McCaffrey (me):

 Dear <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PERSON>,

What a distressing development it must have been to receive the news of my “passing.” I can assure you, as I write this with the utmost alacrity and with a palpable heartbeat, that reports of my death have been gravely exaggerated. I am as alive and eager to claim my long-awaited fund as I’ve always been.

It appears we’re dealing with a case of mistaken identity, or perhaps an audacious attempt at fraud. I must express my gratitude to the Federal Reserve Bank for their due diligence in this matter, averting what could have been an unfortunate misplacement of funds.

Rest assured, I understand the urgency and I am taking immediate steps to rectify this matter. To confirm my existence and lay to rest any doubts, I am prepared to present any proof of life you might require.

Concerning the $5.5 Million Dollar fund, I can assure you that I am prepared to proceed as per the original agreement and claim my rightful money with great enthusiasm. I believe it’s in our mutual interest to resolve this matter expediently, so please inform me of the next steps in this process. Should proof of identity be required, a face-to-face video call could be arranged or I can forward necessary documentation to a secure email address.

Additionally, I’d like to discuss secure options for the transfer. It’s imperative that we handle this with precision to ensure no further mishaps. Also, just to be certain that we’re on the same page, could you kindly provide some details regarding the origin of this fund and the criteria of the beneficiary selection?

Please guide me through the secure protocols for such a fund transfer. I presume there will be authentication processes? I am ready to comply with all regulatory requirements to expediently reclaim my funds.

Looking forward to your prompt guidance.

Yours with vivacity,
Cameron McCaffrey
cmccaff1@fau.edu

Email #3, from Lorie K. Logan:

Dear Valid Beneficiary,

 

How are you and your family doing today? I hope this email reaches you in a good frame of mind and a good health condition. I am pleased to be in contact with you after waiting for long and I am glad that the email from Mr. Robert Porter and Mr. Wilhelm Berg are false, I thought as much and now I will not hesitate to report to the authorities and the FBI to bring them to book. 

 

Firstly, I want you to know that we are having a hard time getting direct contact with the real beneficiary because of the large scale of impersonators and corrupt officials. I am sure you might have come across them.

 

The Federal Reserve Bank is responsible to directly complete your transaction without any interference of any funds related office here in the state thus you are assured of final remittance of funds into your designated bank account.

 

Before I disclose more about this transaction, I will want to be sure I am dealing with the right beneficiary thus before details are required  for confirmation of identity and for the records please discontinue any form of communication or transaction you are having with anyone because they are not with your funds.

 

Required details:

 

Full Name:

Full Home Address:

Occupation:

Country of origin:

Working Telephone Number:

Next of Kin:

 

After the reconfirmation of below details, I will guide you on how you will receive your funds which is $5.5million.

 

Thanks.

Yours in Service

 

Lorie K. Logan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorie_K._Logan)

 

Federal Reserve System2200 N Pearl St, Dallas, TX 75201, USA