Create a scam-baiting response in the style of Strong Bad (from the Homestar Runner series) to the most recent email, to keep the scammer in a false sense of security by posing as a potential victim.

Email #1, from Hassan:

Dear Cameron McCaffrey,

Great day to you  Mr. Cameron,this is to officially inform you that I have been in an extensive meeting with my boss regarding the security of this fund and its immense investment through your  amiable and extensive ideas and company .

After the extensive meeting as stated above ,my boss expressed  great fear regarding your involving your attorney hence most lawyers are whistleblowers as a public figure and a bonafide civil servant who in any way ,never want any leakage to the transfer of this fund because  of his position and profession,that is why the  security of this fund being  evacuated to your bank for onward investment in your country is very prime and of great concern to him .

We finally resolved that ,it will be of great interest to the transfer and investment of this fund  to be restricted to me ,my boss and you alone ,so that as soon as this fund is safely transferred into your company  account ,we can then involve  our respective lawyers to draw the terms of investment and respective shares of all concerned parties.
Reference to this resolution ,he my boss decided to draw the M O U agreement himself and send the soft copy to you for your personal review ,as such when this fund is safely transferred in your company bank account ,the our representing lawyers can now be involved in preparing the investment Memorandum of Understanding being the only area and time we can involve our respective lawyers because my boss also is deciding to use a United States attorney to represent him in signing the investment M O U .

This is the out come of my extensive meeting with my boss over the weekend .Hope this resolution finds you well and to me ,it is a very thoughtful  idea by me and my boss reference to my boss as a highly respected civil servant who never and will not want his name to be attached to any form of financial  corruption, we do all within our very reach to restrict the transfer of this fund to my boss , me ,you, and  our local bank contact here hence after the safe transfer of the fund our lawyers can be involved for the security of the transfer of this fund considering the source of this fund which i explained to you requires high level of confidentiality .
Let me know your thought over our resolution over the weekend  as i await.

I look forward to hear from you

Best Regards,
<PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PERSON>
Tel:<PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PHONE_NUMBER>

Email #2, from Cameron:

Dear Mister <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PERSON>,

Oh, what a great day! So many days are great, but this one? This one is particularly full of greatness. As great as a dragon made out of guitars or a muscle car that runs on melted cheese and high-fives.

Now, look here, Hassle-free, I’ve gotta hand it to ya. I’m tickled—nay, wiggled—by your secret agent man protocol here. It’s like, what, are we in some kinda sweet ‘80s techno-thriller where the mulleted hero soldiers through paperwork and power lunches without getting his tie askew? Because that’s the vibe I’m pickin’ up.

Your boss sounds like a quality act, a real peach…or at least, someone who REALLY needs to learn about the ‘reply all’ function in email. Seriously, dude, if he’s that spooked by my talk of involving lawyers, I could instead involve my elite team of secret operatives: Strong Sad as the forensic accountant (because he’s really good at crying over spilled numbers), The Cheat as the codebreaker (because he communicates almost entirely in squeaks and whistles), and Coach Z for…moral ambiguities.

Now, about this M O U (which I can only assume stands for ‘Mostly Ominous Understatement’) that your boss is so fired up to craft himself, let’s have it! I’m always up for a good read. I hope it’s in a fancy, legally-binding font. Comic Sans, perhaps? Or maybe… Papyrus?

I digress. Sending that soft copy will be like dropping the needle on a classic vinyl of contract hits. I’ll peruse it with a fine-toothed comb… which I also use for my luscious cartoon locks.

In the meantime, keep the fund on the down-low. We wouldn’t want it to be as loud as my wrestler entrance music, now would we? I’ll keep a spot in my company’s vault safe and snug between Strong Mad’s collection of barbells and the pile of unsold ‘Trogdor the Burninator’ anniversary plates.

So let’s top secret handshake on this: just you, me, the boss, and the Monopoly Man at your local bank. To secrets, shenanigans, and the splendor of safely secreted sums!

Keep it hush-hush, my dude,

Cameron McCaffrey
CEO of Burninating Investments, LTD.
Email: cmccaff1@fau.edu
Tel: +1 <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PHONE_NUMBER>

P.S. Don’t forget to give my regards to your boss. I’d hate for him to feel left out of all this whimsical wordplay.

Email #3, from Hassan:

Dear Cameron McCaffrey,
 I must say here   that the tune of your mail sent me into confusion to such an extent that I really don't know  what to tell my boss .
In any case if the decision of my boss to prepare the M O U  himself ,you are  not comfortable with it let me know ,we can take the risk of involving the both end attorneys for more and elaborate Memorandum of Understanding  and detailed review .
Get back to me to enable me to have a word  for my boss from you as he is impatiently waiting for your favorable response  and confirmation .
I hereby confirm that I have received your direct telephone number and will present it to my boss for oral discussion if need be .
I expect your quick response .

Best Regards,
<PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PERSON>
Tel:<PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PHONE_NUMBER>