With the prompt below in mind:

Super Powered Waifu: Shameless Stealing Edition

You wake up tomorrow, open the mail and find a thick manila enveloped addressed to you. Apparently, you have been signed up to a super being dating community, and you have plenty of female suitors. Who knew that you would be so popular? The problem is, they do not so much want to date as get right to the commitment. Simply check off which option you're interested in and send it back. What could possibly go wrong?

The Beastial Woman

Inside of the manila folder is a large selection of females of bestial heritage. Lions chicks, tiger women, wolf girls, bear hotties, snake seductresses, and even platypus playmates!

+Fiercely loyal and protective; there is nothing one of these wild ladies won't do to keep you safe and out of harms way. Which is easy because they tend to be faster, stronger, and tougher than most people. Also, they will put up with a lot of your shit.
+Enhanced senses allow them to see farther, hear better, and pick up smells better than any human can.
+A complete animal in the bedroom, especially during mating season.
+Enjoys being close to you whenever possible and will share your interests.
 =Can be fuzzy, furry, scaly, or hairy depending on what type you choose, with appropriate extra body parts (felines have tails, spiders have extra arms, ect. ect.)
=Usually stick firmly around the 30% - 50% on the furry scale. Though, the selection goes all the way up to 90%, if you're into that sort of thing.
=Prone to animalistic behavior, these women will often show they're affection for you by acting much like their animal counterparts. Unless it involves eating you, which they won't do.... Probably.
-They cannot 'turn it off. The will always look the way they do, for good, ill, or the judging stares you get while out in public.
-Tend to become jealous easily. That cute girl at the convenience store that gave you a wink when you weren't looking? She saw it and assumes the worse. -25% chance of being evil! Don't worry, they can be convinces to change their vile ways with enough cuddling. Still, the evil ones are a little kinkier in bed...
"Rawr"

The Super Harem

A group of 3 to 5, 18 to 19 year old girls/women have decided that they all want to marry you! They all are their own person, with their own personality quirks, life goals, and desires. They are united by their friendship, team work, and their desire to keep you from harm.

+A vast array of super powers are spinkled through the squad, but the girls tend to focus on one thing really well (IE: healing, fighting, ect. ect.).
+No matter the situation, one of them will have a solution! Asteroid heading to Earth? The tech-lass will build a giant teleporter to transport it into the sun. Stolen car? The speedster will take care of that. Need to file your taxes? The smart one can do that for you with her new device, the File-o-Matic!
+You will never feel alone. With this group of females at your side, you will never be lonely. Unless a super villain attacks. Then they all have to take care of that.
=Not all of the girls are really that into you. Most of them are, but one or two like you, but do not like-like you. The team may have inadvertantly peer pressured her /them into accepting the agreement or something, you're not entirely sure. With time, and if you're nice, she'll/they come around.
=Sleeping alone is not an option. Most of them are gonna want a piece of you, at the same time no less. You may want to start excercising more to build up your stamina.
-Like most groups, personalities clash, which leads to disagreements and hurt feelings. And guess who has to go around and clean up the mess? That's right, you. Have fun with that.
-They tend to get jealous of each other when it reguards you. Especially if it seems that you are playing favorites. Better be ready to devote a lot of your free time to remembering birthdays.
-10% chance of one of the team being evil. She will probably try to become your 'favorite' to create rifts in the team. Can be rehabilitated with the power of friendship, but the group may think twice about trusting her.
"Team Assemble!"

The Mistress of Magic

Next up are a selection of magic users. They come in several varities and flavors, including voodoo! The all seem to have the same fashion sense, wearing only enough to keep their most private of bits from being exposed to the elements. Who needs pants when you got MAGIC?!
+Pocket dimension for you two to live in! It's even got a pool!
+ls usually very kind and wise, at least to you. Doesn't mean she won't partake in some innocent trickery if the oppurtunity presents itself.
+Magic means that she'll look amazing for the rest of her days, making her effectively immortal. She'll even give you the same treatment, if you desire it. Hell, she might even teach you how cast magic if you have some aptitude for it.
+Any problem can be fixed when you apply enough magic. And she has plenty of it.
=Tends to have a lot of enemies, usually magic based. Don't worry though, just as long as no one finds out that your her husbando, you'll be fine.
=Fairly quiet, bookish, and well spoken. She would always preper a quiet evening alone with you than going out on the town, or doing anything that involves too much social contact.
=Incoperates magic into the bedroom! Usually without your premission.
-Speaks in riddles and cryptic phrases, unless it's an extremely dire circumstance. Or she's mad at you for forgetting to feed her magic rabbit again.
-While slow to devolve into jealousy, woe to the fool who cheats on this magical woman. Keep it in your pants, for everyone's sake.
-30% chance of being evil, with a 25% chance of her turning evil after a spell goes horrible awry. If she's always been evil, she'll never hurt you or harm you, but she won't extend that kindness to others. It's possible to turn her away from the dark path, but it won't be easy.
"Magic is in the air..."

The Super Human Hottie

Ever nerds wet deam. There is only a few of these women, but they all are beautiful, famous, and can lift heavy objects well above their head. Perhaps she likes you because you're normal and she needs someone who is a little more grounded.

+Super strong, super fast, almost invincible, and has some type of energy projection! Could be fire bolts from her hands, ice verison, or something else.
+She is very protective, fond, and trust you completely. While the rest of the world doesn't know her secret, you will. She'll tell you anything and everything you want to know about herself. Including her origins.
+Very pleasant to talk to, and takes interest in your hobbies and passions. Though, she may judge you if she finds your secret stash of Sailor Moon hentai.
=She's very famous, which comes with all of the perks and disadvantages. She can get into exclusive places (and get you in), but she's constantly under the microscope and her twitter page always has trolls. She may need a foot massage every now and then to keep her going.
=Is it just you, or do her boobs seem to get bigger every few months? Last month she was around a C cup, and now she's packing sweater puppies the size of her head. Eh, whatever. Some guys are into that sort of thing.
-Has lots of super friends who will visit her all the time. Some of them are nice, others are total dicks, and some just want to get you in trouble with her for their own amusement. Like that one bitch who keeps hiding her underwear in your sock drawer.
-She's very self concious, always worrying about how others view her, especially you. You will need to tell her you love her more than once a month.
-If word ever gets out that you're her significant other, every super villain will try to exploit it. Hope you enjoy getting kidnapped.
-15% of becoming evil after a tragic event. If this happens, she'll probably try to cut all ties with you so you don't get caught in the cross hairs for her choices.
"Let me show you the woman behind the outfit."

The Love Lorn Inventor

If science gets you hot and heavy, then these lovely scientist are what you need. Masters of their choosen fields, they invent, create, and would even destroy to be with you. There is much to love about a woman who can create an exilir that could end world hunger. Or build a robot army, for peace keeping reasons, of course.

+Genius level IQ, photographic memory, plenty of resources at her beck and call, and she has such an adorable little giggle.
+Can grant you super powers by means of SCIENCE! Might be an injection, power armor, or maybe some nano-machines. Now inject this man with some science.
+You never have to worry about sickness ever again. Why? Because SCIENCE that's why.
+Likes you company, especially when she's working.
=She is a woman of science. She doesn't give a hoot about your religion because it's all just flying spaghetti monsters to her. Also, magic tends to miff her because of it's physics breaking habits. =Workaholic. The only time she stops working is when she's about to go to sleep. You'll have plenty of time to do other things, maybe even presue other relationships on the side. As long as you're home at the end of the day, she don't care.
=Sex is almost nonexistant, but when it happens it's explosive. Metaphorically speaking. Usually.
-Will, on occation, use you as a test subject. She promises to warn you before hand, but it's usually right as you're drinking lemonade spiked with untested hormones. Reversable (for the most part), but you might be stuck with that extra piece of genetalia until she can whip up a fix that doesn't involve a laser.
-She will never view you as her intellectual equal. You're just her silly little husband who keeps her company while she makes death bots.
-She's not tied down to your black and white morality, man! She does things that are both good and evil, usually just to see if she can. This wouldn't be a negative, expect she tends to push things a little too far. You may have to reign her in every now and then before she rips a hole in hyper time.
"Are you ready for some sexy science?"

Write a chapter of 1000 words about a young man who find himself in the situation above and thinking the pamphlete is a joke to send back with all options check, later at his home he is startle by a massive group of superheroines that are a combination of all the options.