Write a funny, overly-hilarious, sarcastic, rude, adult humor comedy (17+) REALLY LONG Scooby-Doo script (with a list of characters and objects for the script at the beginning, with short hilariously snarky bios) where they go with whatever, and they are self-aware of previous ones, and badly translated ones, which the gang will ask me for at the very end of the script before being cut off by "THE END". They do everything the scripts say. MAKE IT REAL LONG SO EVERYTHING GETS TO BE IN IT) The gang also mock names of everyone (supporting, villains, suspects and culprits, and places. EVERYTHING) they come across. They also question inconsistencies, logic and errors that should not even be possible. Each suspect has overly-hilarious dialogue.


SCOOBY, SHAGGY, FRED, DAPHNE AND VELMA ARE DRIVING DOWN A SNOW-LINED ROAD IN VERMONT, HEADING TO MACKINAC LODGE, A POPULAR SKI RESORT. AT THE SAME TIME, LAUREL AND HARDY ARE DRIVING TO THE SAME RESORT BUT WHEN THEY HAVE CAR TROUBLE, MYSTERY INC. GIVES THEM A LIFT, THE GANG IS MORE THAN GLAD TO WELCOME THE FAMOUS LAUREL AND HARDY DUO. THE SKI LODGE SEEMS DESERTED UPON INVESTIGATION, BUT ONCE INSIDE, THE GANG AND LAUREL AND HARDY MEET THE MANAGER, CALEY BURGESS, WHO EXPLAINS THE GHOST OF BIGFOOT-SUPPOSEDLY A MOUNTAIN MAN THAT FROZE IN A SNOWSTORM YEARS AGO-HAS BEEN SCARING GUESTS AWAY. AND NOW THE ONLY GUEST LEFT IS JONATHAN CRABTREE, AN ELDERLY MAN IN A WHEELCHAIR. THE GANG UNPACKS AND GETS READY FOR BED IN THEIR ROOM, BUT BIGFOOT APPEARS AND A CAT AND MOUSE GAME ENSUES. BIGFOOT PROCEEDS TO FINALLY ESCAPE AND FLEE OUT THE WINDOW, LEAVING NO FOOTPRINTS, LEAVING THE GANG TO POSSIBLY BELIEVE BIGFOOT MIGHT BE A GHOST!

THE NEXT DAY, THE GANG DECIDE TO GET SOME SKIING DONE AND LAUREL, HARDY AND ALL OF MYSTERY INC. HEAD UP THE MOUNTAIN AND HAVE A BLAST SKIING, IN THE PROCESS MEETING A SUSPICIOUS AND SPOOKY SKI INSTRUCTOR CALLED HANS ETHERWISE, WHO TRIES TO TEACH SHAG AND SCOOB HOW TO SKI. BACK AT THE LODGE, MR. CRABTREE HAS DISAPPEARED, FRED, DAPHNE, VELMA, SHAGGY, SCOOBY, LAUREL AND HARDY SPLIT UP TO LOOK FOR MR. CRABTREE, ALSO FINDING BIGFOOT WHO CHASES SHAGGY, SCOOBY AND LAUREL BEFORE MAKING A GETAWAY. SCOOBY FINDS A DROPPED PIECE OF PAPER WITH A LIST OF LETTERS AND NUMBERS SCRAWLED ON THE PAPER; FRED NOTES THEY LOOK LIKE LICENSE PLATE NUMBERS

FRED FINDS OUT FROM THE POLICE THAT THE LICENSE PLATE NUMBERS WERE FROM STOLEN CARS. THE GANG TRAVEL TOWARDS AN AREA THAT FRED THINKS THE STOLEN CARS ARE HIDDEN AT, AND BIGFOOT DRIVING A TRACTOR TRAILER FULL OF STOLEN CARS PASSES THEM. THE GANG, ALONG WITH LAUREL AND HARDY, FOLLOW THE TRUCK TO AN OLD JUNKYARD WHERE THE GANG BEGINS EXAMINING THE CARS. ALL OF THEM HAVE NO LICENSE PLATES AND ARE LATE MODELS. THEY SEARCH AN OFFICE AND FIND A FILM PROJECTOR. FRED TURNS IT ON, AND IT PROJECTS AN IMAGE OF BIGFOOT RUNNING AWAY INTO THE SNOW, LIKE THE GANG SAW OUT THEIR LODGE WINDOW. THAT'S WHY BIGFOOT MADE NO FOOTPRINTS, IT WAS A FILM PROJECTION. BIGFOOT APPEARS AND TRIES TO FLEE, BUT LAUREL, HARDY, SHAGGY AND SCOOBY CHASE HIM IN A SNOWMOBILE. THE FOLLOW BIGFOOT RIGHT TO A SAW MILL AND UPON ENTRANCE, THE GANG BEGINS TO SEARCH FOR BIGFOOT. DAPHNE AND VELMA STAY OUTSIDE WHILE FRED, SHAGGY, SCOOBY, LAUREL AND HARDY LOOK AROUND. THEY FOLLOW FOOTPRINTS RIGHT TO A DEAD END, BUT SCOOBY UNINTENTIONALLY HITS A LEVER, AND THEY FIND A SECRET DOOR. THEY CONTINUE THROUGH THE SECRET PASSAGE. BIGFOOT APPEARS AND CHASES THE FOUR BOYS AROUND THE MACHINERY ROOM, FINALLY, THEY TRAP BIGFOOT AND VELMA AND DAPHNE APPEAR ALONG WITH HANS ETHERWISE, WHO TURNS OUT TO BE WITH THE AUTHORITIES. BIGFOOT IS UNMASKED AS JONATHAN CRABTREE, WHO FAKED THE WHEELCHAIR ACT AND DRESSED UP AS BIGFOOT TO SCARE EVERYONE AWAY FROM THE LODGE, SO HE COULD OPERATE HIS STOLEN CAR BUSINESS. HE WAS USING SPRINGS AND STILTS TO MAKE HIMSELF TALLER. CRABTREE WAS ARRESTED SOON AFTER.

LAUREL AND HARDY CONTINUE AS BELLHOPS AND THE GANG DECIDE TO STAY ANOTHER WEEK BECAUSE OF THE WONDERFUL SKIING, BUT THE LODGE BECOMES PACKED WITH GUESTS. MR. BURGESS THEN MAKES AN EXCEPTION, DUE TO THE HEROICS OF SCOOBY.