Sure! Here's a fun concept for a 4Kids-style dub of Neon Genesis Evangelion that might have hypothetically debuted in September 2008. 4Kids was known for heavily editing and localizing anime for younger audiences, often changing character names, dialogue, music, and removing mature themes. This version of Eva would reflect that style, making it a family-friendly "mecha action" show with a brighter tone and catchier theme song.

Title: Mega Mech Angels

Tagline:
"Gear up with the fiercest robots and heroic teens – it’s time to protect Earth from the Angel Attack!"

Setting
In the near future, Earth faces mysterious creatures known as "Angels" who threaten peace all over the world. The secret organization "NERVEX" builds giant robot warriors called "MechAngels" to fight back. It's up to a team of specially chosen kids to pilot these awesome machines and save the planet!

Main Characters (4Kids Style)
Evan Spark (Shinji Ikari) — Our likable but shy protagonist, a 14-year-old rookie pilot of the "Mega Mech-01." He’s learning to be brave and believe in himself as he battles the Angels. Evan has a pet robotic dog named "Chip."
Misaki "Mimi" Haruna (Misato Katsuragi) — The energetic and caring team leader, a cool older sister figure who trains and guides the pilots. She loves junk food and is always encouraging the team.
Aiden "Ace" Soryu (Asuka Langley Soryu) — A confident and talented pilot of "Mega Mech-02," Ace is a fiery competitor who sometimes brags, but always has the team’s back when it counts.
Dr. Kaito Naka (Gendo Ikari) — The mysterious but wise head of NERVEX, working behind the scenes to coordinate defenses.
Episode Format
Episodes run about 22 minutes. Each episode includes:

Opening Theme: An upbeat techno-pop song called "Rise Up, Mech Angels!"
Plot: Focuses on action, teamwork, and overcoming obstacles.
No Mature Content: All violence is cartoonish; no blood or dark psychological themes.
Humor: Gags and funny moments to keep things light.
Sample Episode Synopsis
Episode 1: "Start Your Engines!"

Evan Spark is called to NERVEX Headquarters to pilot a giant robot called Mega Mech-01. Nervous and unsure, Evan meets Mimi and Ace, who show him the ropes. Suddenly, an Angel appears in the city, and the rookie team must work together to stop it. Despite mistakes, Evan learns that courage comes from friends who believe in you!

Dialogue Snippet (4Kids-style dub excerpt from Episode 1):
Mimi: "Evan, you’re gonna do great! Remember, it’s not about being perfect — it’s about giving it your all!"

Evan: "Uh, okay… I think I can do this! Mega Mech-01, ready for action!"

Ace: "Ha! Just try to keep up, rookie! You’re riding with the best team on the planet!"

Additional Notes
The iconic Eva Units become “Mega Mechs” with more colorful, stylized designs.
Angels are redesigned to look like weird, spooky yet kid-friendly creatures.
Psychological and adult themes replaced with messages about friendship, courage, and teamwork.
No religious symbolism or controversial content.
Let me know if you want a full episode script or character bios in this style!

Write a tweet with the 4Kids block it aired on, and what date did it premiere in September

🚨 Exciting news for all mech fans! 🚨
Catch the all-new Mega Mech Angels premiere on the 4Kids TV Block, Saturday, September 13, 2008 at 9:00 AM!
Get ready to pilot the coolest robots and save the world — only on 4Kids! #MegaMechAngels #4Kids #MechaMonday

Write a forum concversation asking if it's airing on the Fox block or the CW one

Username: MechaFan88
Posted September 5, 2008
Hey everyone, I just heard about this new 4Kids dub called Mega Mech Angels (the Evangelion one, I think?). Does anyone know if it’s gonna air on the Fox Kids block or the CW4Kids block? Trying to figure out when to tune in!

Username: AnimeGirl99
Posted September 5, 2008
@MechaFan88 Pretty sure Fox Kids doesn’t exist anymore—they shut down a while ago. Most new 4Kids shows air on CW4Kids. So probably there!

Username: RobotPilot23
Posted September 6, 2008
Yeah, CW4Kids for sure. Fox Kids ended in like 2002. Mega Mech Angels fits perfectly with the stuff 4Kids puts on CW4Kids Saturday mornings now.

Username: ToonNerd
Posted September 6, 2008
I checked the TV guide for next Saturday and it says Mega Mech Angels is premiering on CW4Kids at 9 AM — pumped to watch!

Username: MechaFan88
Posted September 6, 2008
Thanks guys! Glad to know CW4Kids is the place. Can’t wait to see how they did the dub!

Write the 7am-12pm CW4Kids September 13 2008 schedule, Viva Pinata at 8 followed by GoGoRiki, also the other CW4Kids shows from the era are all there, including 5Ds, also only one leftover from Kids' WB

CW4Kids Saturday Morning Schedule
Saturday, September 13, 2008 — 7:00 AM to 12:00 PM

7:00 AM – Winx Club
7:30 AM – Magical DoReMi
8:00 AM – Viva Piñata
8:30 AM – GoGoRiki
9:00 AM – Mega Mech Angels (Series Premiere)
9:30 AM – TMNT: Back to the Sewer
10:00 AM – Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D’s
10:30 AM – Dinosaur King
11:00 AM – Chaotic
11:30 AM – Viewtiful Joe (The only leftover show from the old Kids’ WB block on CW)

This lineup keeps the 4Kids flavor strong with all their flagship properties plus the brand new Mega Mech Angels debuting right after GoGoRiki and Viva Piñata.

Write a forum conversation saying there is only one Kids' WB show here, and it's one Kids' WB hasn't aired since September 2006, I know why 4Kids has it though, they bought the dub when Geneon closed, Surprised they chose it over Spidey though (I have a theory 4Kids might be trying to pressure Capcom to port the games to Wii or make a new game)