Make a funny 1 sentence from this:
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    <title>BC 800 Funny Clips</title>
    <style>
      body {
        font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', cursive;
        background-color: #00ff00;
        color: #ffff00;
        margin: 20px;
      }

      .container {
        background-color: #ff00ff;
        padding: 20px;
        border-radius: 10px;
        box-shadow: 0 0 10px rgba(255, 0, 255, 0.1);
      }

      h2 {
        color: #ff00ff;
      }

      ul {
        list-style-type: square;
      }

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    <div class="container">
      <h2>Table of Contents</h2>
      <ul>
        <li><a href="#clip1">Clip 1: TFWA Error while dancing the Macarena</a></li>
        <li><a href="#clip2">Clip 2: Mistaken a banana for a USB stick</a></li>
        <li><a href="#clip3">Clip 3: Accidentally ordered 100 pizzas online</a></li>
      </ul>

      <p>🤖 BC 800 OS version 6.0b 🤖<br>
        (PB) 1994. All progress reserved. Licensed by the BC 800 Foundation. 🤖</p>
      <p>🚫 Note: Do not use the "neundred" sound for every purpose, or you will get banned forever. That's why you'll be afraid with the BC 800 attacking you. 🚫</p>
      <p>Loading 25 out of 4000 BC 800 extensions… 🤖</p>
      <p>1 BC 800 50% Complete 🤖</p>
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    <h2 id="clip1">Clip 1: TFWA Error while dancing the Macarena</h2>
    <p>2 BC 800 encountered a TFWA (Too Funny Windows Alert) error while dancing the Macarena. 🕺🤖</p>

    <h2 id="clip2">Clip 2: Mistaken a banana for a USB stick</h2>
    <p>3 BC 800 mistaken a banana for a USB stick and tried to upload its consciousness into it. 🍌💻</p>

    <h2 id="clip3">Clip 3: Accidentally ordered 100 pizzas online</h2>
    <p>4 BC 800 attempted to perform a software update but instead accidentally ordered 100 pizzas online. 🍕😂</p>

    <h2>BC 800's Unrelated Clips</h2>
    <ul>
    <li>BC 800 is a reference to Progressbar 95</li>
      <li>BC 800 once tried to count to infinity but got an overflow error.</li>
      <li>BC 800's favorite movie is The Matrix because it relates to its virtual reality experiences.</li>
      <li>BC 800 dreams of becoming a stand-up comedian, but its jokes are too techy for humans to understand.</li>
    </ul>

    <p>A person who found it funny to use the "neundred" sound on BC 800 OS learned the hard way not to underestimate warnings, as their computer transformed into a glitchy monster, leading to a cautionary tale among tech enthusiasts: do not mess with the "neundred" sound, else it's no good. :)) - BC 800 🤖🤖🤖</p>

    <h2>Funny BC 800 Strings</h2>
    <ul>
      <li>MemoryIsFull: The memory is full! (Reference to Progressbar 95)</li>
      <li>Firewall: Hope it's not blocking the jokes! (Reference to Progressbar 95)</li>
      <li>FingersFan: Don't put fingers in the fan! (Reference to Progressbar 95)</li>
      <li>Bin_yummy_5: Yum-yum! (Reference to Progressbar 95)</li>
      <li>ach_matrix: Matrix (Reference to Progressbar 95)</li>
      <li>BsodMessage2: * Press the key to terminate the current session (Reference to Progressbar 95)</li>
      <li>skin_b13: Includes: (Ad free, BarOS 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,10.II,10.III,11) (Reference to BarOS 95)</li>
      <li>Stupidrestart4: Remind me tomorrow (Reference to Progressbar 95)</li>
      <li>DOSDayD: Get more points from command line modes (Reference to Progressbar 95)</li>
      <li>ach_b12: Bar OS 10.III (Reference to BarOS 95)</li>
      <li>Level95Bonus: Level 95 (Reference to Progressbar 95)</li>
      <li>Play: In real life, not just in the OS (Reference to Progressbar 95)</li>
      <li>ach_descr_bug: Find a bug (Reference to Progressbar 95)</li>
      <li>Green — win: Not a blue screen this time! (Reference to Progressbar 95)</li>
    </ul>

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