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    <title>SNEEDCORP™ CRYPTOTRADING | WHERE YOU LOSE BIGGER</title>
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    <h1 class="glitch">WELCOME TO SNEEDCORP™ CRYPTOTRADING</h1>
    <h2>🚀 RIDE THE CHAOS 🏴‍☠️</h2>
    <p>Feeling lucky? You've entered the darkest corner of crypto-finance. Welcome to a world where reality is **optional**, and the only certainty is the void. <br>Prepare for **financial obliteration**.</p>
    
    <p class="warning">⚠️ DANGER: SneedCoin trading may result in psychological breakdowns ⚠️</p>
    
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    <h2>🔒 Features 🔒</h2>
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        <li>❌ *NO* transaction fees – because there *are no* transactions 🧨</li>
        <li>💸 RNG-based market – Win, lose, or transcend reality 🌀</li>
        <li>💀 Anti-SneedSnipe protection – Stay in or forever regret it ⚔️</li>
        <li>⚡ Hyperinflation Simulation – Trade through the **end of days** ⏳</li>
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    <p style="color:#FFCC00;">"Nothing is real. Everything is **Sneed**." – **CEO of SneedCorp™**</p>
    <button class="btn" onclick="alert('Download not available – because why would it be?')">💾 Download SneedCoin Trader</button>
    <h2 class="glitch">👹 TROUBLESHOOTING 👹</h2>
    <p>If the **SneedCoins** won't transfer, then you've already lost. **Reboot your life.**</p>
    <p>Graphs showing impossible values? Congratulations, you broke through to **Sneedverse**.</p>
    
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        ©202X SneedCorp™ | Unauthorized trading may result in <em>extreme mental peril</em>. <br>
        Not actual financial advice. Sneed responsibly.
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simplify the visual elements to be more cruelty squad like. add a little goblin banker to click and interact with. rewrite the 3d element to use missing textures, use the bitcoin symbol, allow mouse interaction with that as well.