Rewrite this but set in Minecraft.

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Thick Texas is so sexy


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Wide Canada isn't real, it cant hurt me, wide Canada isn't real, it cant hurt me, wide Canada isn't real, it cant hurt me, Wide Canada isn't real, it cant hurt me, wide Canada isn't real, it cant hurt me, wide Canada isn't real, it cant hurt me, Wide Canada isn't real, it cant hurt me, wide Canada isn't real, it cant hurt me, wide Canada isn't real, it cant hurt me....


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Finally an America the same width as its population


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2y ago
Is the whole world wider too?


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Here's the origin of the made-up names:

Absaroka => Absaroka mountain range

Adamakee => Made-up

Arapahoe => Arapaho => Arapaho tribe

Cadillac => City in Michigan

Champlain => Lake (mostly) in Vermont

Chattahatchee => Chattahoochee => Chattahoochee river in Georgia

Denetah => Dinetah => Area of the Navajo people

East Dakota => You're probably stupid but i'll say this out: Dakota was named after the Lakota people

Klondike => Klondike river in Canada

Lincoln => I'm assuming it was just named after the president, the county is in nebraska

Long Island => Island in New York (you probably already know)

Madawaska => Canadian river, City in Michigan

Mesaverde => Mesaverde National park in Colorado

New Ireland => Attempted Colony

Pontiac => City in Michigan

Saratoga => Proposed state of Saratoga

West Connecticut => If you need help with this one you're stupid

West Dakota => see West Connecticut

Westsylvania => proposed state of what is now mostly West Virginia

Yankton => Yankton Tribe

Note: some of the cities/county origins are actually just the people named after that


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r/cursedmaps


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Based.


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This is shockingly disorienting. I have to imagine that with so much more landmass far away from major bodies of water that this version of the USA is even drier? If Eurasia has been squished I can almost imagine that Ghengis Khan never appeared in the steppes to conquer his half of the planet- instead, maybe an equivalent group developed in these new American steppes?

I fucking love this, but the ways that these geographic changes utterly destroy current history and social trends is mind-boggling.


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On the one hand, the states themselves are absolutely cursed. That is too much Texas and Florida. Too much.

On the other hand, the flags are damn good. I especially like the Wisconsin one.

Take my damn upvote.


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