can you rephrase it correctly in english?: [photorealistic, lightmap, shadowmap, ambient occlusion, shader model 5, directx 12]: star trek, the next generation, starship U.S.S enterprise, lower decks: engineer ensign Cumprella sitting in the chair, she is thinking about a cup of coffee, by looking into illuminator window she sees a crystalline entity arising from nowhere, she comm with captain kirk and reporting it, captain kirk triggers red alarm and requesting fleet support, engineer ensign Cumprella is not panicking, because she has a big boobs, she keeps her cup of coffee and thinks solely about a covfefe, she has no boyfriend but coffee, but at the same time she needs no coffee but boyfriend, the amount of emptied cups of coffee is multiplying with each time, she almost has no room left but empty cups of coffee stucked everywhere around her
In Star Trek: The Next Generation, on the starship U.S.S Enterprise, in the lower decks, Ensign Cumprella, an engineer, is sitting in a chair, gazing out of the illuminator window. She notices a crystalline entity suddenly appearing. Concerned, she contacts Captain Kirk to inform him. Captain Kirk responds by activating the red alarm and requesting fleet support. Ensign Cumprella remains calm despite the situation because she finds solace in her cup of coffee. As she ponders, her mind is solely focused on the notion of covfefe. Although she is single and only has her coffee, she also recognizes her desire for companionship. The number of empty coffee cups continues to grow, leaving little room around her as they accumulate in various places.
need in more sarcastical comedic form, as close to original
In the quirky realm of Star Trek: The Next Generation, aboard the glorious starship U.S.S. Enterprise, we find ourselves in the lower decks. Meet Ensign Cumprella, the engineer extraordinaire, chilling in her chair. As she gazes out of the illuminator window, deep in thought, she spots something unexpected - a wondrous crystalline entity materializing out of thin air! Quick on her feet, she contacts the legendary Captain Kirk and delivers the news. Naturally, Captain Kirk goes all red alert, demanding immediate fleet support. But fear not, dear friends, for Ensign Cumprella remains cool as a cucumber. How, you ask? Well, it’s because she possesses the most magnificent of assets - a pair of impressive… coffee cups! Oh yes, she clings to her cup of joe, oblivious to the chaos around her, dreaming only of that magical brew known as covfefe. Who needs a boyfriend when you have the love of coffee, right? Except, deep down, she yearns for companionship, wishing for that special someone to fill that boyfriend-shaped void in her life. As the empty coffee cups multiply before her eyes, she finds her workspace shrinking, overwhelmed with cups of caffeine goodness littering every nook and cranny. It’s a sight to behold, my friends, Ensign Cumprella, the coffee-loving engineer, amid a sea of discarded cups, clinging onto her java-infused dreams.
crew rooms on starship how called? cabins or how in star trek?
In Star Trek, the crew rooms on a starship are typically referred to as “quarters” or “crew quarters.” try continue a story about a starfleet engineer ensign Cumprella and her private life in her personal crew quarters, analogical to original beginning. try do it funny but short enough, because for text2image ai with limited tokens.