Write dialogue from SpongeBob where Sandy Cheeks accidentally creates a portal and Parker J. Cloud from the hit Nickelodeon series Middlemost Post and Hailey Banks from the new Disney Channel show Hailey's on It coming to Bikini Bottom, first appearing at Sandy's treedome (although Parker appeared about 12 seconds before Hailey), Parker realises he isn't in Mount Middlemost anymore and that Angus and Russell aren't there, Hailey's long list of challenging (and sometimes impractical) tasks in order to save the world is with her, with going into a portal being one of them, Parker then rainbow vomits at Sandy, Sandy then realises Parker is very much like SpongeBob in personality, Parker and Hailey grab their air helmets from Sandy and exits her treedome, when they exit they walk by and spot SpongeBob, SpongeBob becomes friends with Hailey and Parker, and Parker realises SpongeBob is very much like him in personality, SpongeBob leaves and Patrick then sees Parker and Hailey and calls Hailey "SpongeBob" and calls Parker "Squidward", leaving them very confused, Squidward then sees Parker and Hailey, Squidward is annoyed that Parker is like SpongeBob and hates Hailey's list, then he tells SpongeBob about it, Squidward goes to the Krusty Krab while SpongeBob creates a club for him, Hailey and Parker, Squidward arrives at the Krusty Krab but then Parker and Hailey arrive, they ask Mr Krabs for a job at the Krusty Krab and he reluctantly agrees, which annoys Squidward, SpongeBob then arrives at the Krusty Krab, and when Squidward sees Hailey again, he runs away from the Krusty Krab, the Bikini Bottom news is on TV, reporting about Parker and Hailey, with Perch Perkins on the scene, however it isn't bad news, meanwhile at the Chum Bucket Plankton and Karen are arguing because Plankton has no costumers again when Parker and Hailey arrive, but upon seeing the food options they leave, making Plankton cry, at the mall Pearl and her friends are hanging out and buying clothes and fashion magazines when Parker and Hailey arrive, then SpongeBob starts the club with Parker and Hailey, knowing how much Squidward hates Hailey, SpongeBob invites Squidward to the club, not knowing Hailey is part of the club, Squidward arrives and tries to escape upon seeing Hailey, but the doors are locked, SpongeBob brings a wheel called "Wheel of Fun-Dun" to see who Squidward would be with in "the small room", either Squidward being alone, being with SpongeBob, being with Parker or being with Hailey, the wheel spins and lands on Squidward being alone, but SpongeBob quickly changes it to Squidward being with Hailey, Squidward is angry that SpongeBob rigged the answer but SpongeBob doesn't admit it, now Squidward and Hailey are in the small room with to escape, Squidward's new nightmare, 40 minutes later of pure agony for Squidward, the door opens and Squidward leaves the club, he ends at the Chum Bucket, but Hailey arrives soon after, he then goes to the bus but Hailey also goes to the bus, he then goes back home, but Hailey arrives there too, Squidward then screams, the sound effect being an alarm clock, then Sandy arrives and brings Parker along too, Squidward runs away from Hailey again, this time coming back to the Krusty Krab, Mr Krabs, SpongeBob and Patrick are also there, but then Parker arrives, good news for SpongeBob, he can hang out with his new friend, then Hailey arrives, good news for SpongeBob but horror for Squidward, then Squidward goes to Sandy's treedome and tells her how Hailey is annoying him even more than SpongeBob and Patrick, a few hours later Parker and Hailey are at Sandy's treedome, Sandy then makes them go back to their universes, SpongeBob cries, but Squidward is celebrating that Hailey is gone, the episode ends in Mount Middlemost, where Angus is questioning where Parker has gone, Parker says it's a long story.