Create a scam-baiting response to the most recent email, to keep the scammer in a false sense of security. Use the prior emails as a point of reference.

Email #1, from Thomas Morris:

I AM HERE GIVING YOUR GUARANTEE AND ALSO 100 % PERCENT ASSURANCE

ATTENTION BENEFICIARY I AM <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PERSON>

PLEASE WE ARE VERY SORRY FOR ALL THE PROBLEM THAT YOU HAVE PASSED
THROUGH BECAUSE OF THIS YOUR BELONG PAYMENT OF WHICH YOU FAILED TILL

NOW, FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO INTRODUCE MY SELF TO YOU, MY NAME IS
THOMAS MORRIS, I AM THE NEW ELECTED DIRECTOR GENERAL OF USPS POST
OFFICE USA I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN LAST WEEK. I AM WRITING THIS MAIL WITH
DEEP SORROW, I SAW YOUR NAME ON OUR FILE SATURDAY THROUGH MY SEARCHING
AS THE ONE OF THE MOST BENEFICIARY WHICH DID NOT RECEIVE YOUR FUND
VALUED $11,8MILLIONS USD WHICH SUPPOSES TO POST TO YOUR ADDRESS VIA
OVERNIGHT DELIVERY.

THE REASON I AM EMAILING YOU TODAY IS TO INFORM YOU THAT THE FORMER
USPS POST . HAS BEEN SACKED OUT SINCE LAST WEEK DUE TO HIS ILLEGAL
WORK UNGODLY ACT, I AM HERE TO INFORM YOU THAT THE ONLY THING THAT
WILL LEAD YOU TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND IS BY TRUSTING ME AND FOLLOW MY
DIRECTION. YOU SENT LOT MONEY TO HIM IN ORDER TO GET YOUR FUND WHICH
FAILS. THEREFORE I AM TO TELL YOU THAT THE REASON YOU DID NOT RECEIVE
YOUR FUND IS BECAUSE YOU DID NOT FOLLOW THE DIRECT WAY TO GET YOUR
FUND BUT TO EXTORTING MONEY FROM YOU IN VARIOUS QUARTERS. DUE TO THE
FORMER MANAGER'S ATTITUDE WE THEREFORE RESOLVE TO SACKED HIM OUT SINCE
HE DIDN'T KEEP OUR INSTRUCTION,

ACCORDING TO THE INSTRUCTION PASSED TO THIS POST DEPARTMENT FROM THE
OFFICE OF THE (HIGH COURT SERVICES) THIS WILL DULY GUARANTEE AND COVER
THE MONEY AS BEING LEGITIMATELY ACQUIRED FROM THE US GOVERNMENT. SO I
WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOUR FUND OF $11.8MILLIONS USD IS STILL WITH THE
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT ACCOUNT BUT IT WILL RELEASE IMMEDIATELY TO THIS
POST OFFICE AS SOON AS YOU OBTAIN THE (FUND RELEASE ORDER
CERTIFICATES) ACCORDING TO OUR MESSENGER WHICH WENT TO THE DC HIGH
COURT SERVICES OFFICE USA FOR THE RELEASE ORDER CERTIFICATES HE TOLD
US THAT IT WILL COST YOU THE SUM OF $50 00 ONLY FOR THE OBTAIN OF IT,

SO HE TOLD US THAT THEY WILL ISSUE IT WITHIN ONE DAY IF THE FEE WILL
BE PAID. SO RECONFIRM US YOUR FULL ADDRESS WITH THE OPTION EITHER YOU
WANT IT GOLD CARD OR DAILY PER OK I WILL BE AWAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU
IMMEDIATELY WITH APPLE GIFT CARD OR STEAM WALLET FOR $50 ATTACH IT TO
ME.

I AM HERE GIVING YOUR GUARANTEE AND ALSO 100 % PERCENT ASSURANCE THAT
THIS IS THE ONLY MONEY YOU WILL PAY AND AFTER YOU PAY IT YOU WILL
RECEIVE YOUR FUND IMMEDIATELY. I WILL BE WAITING RIGHT TO HAVE THE
ITUNES COPY IN ORDER TO ENABLE US OBTAIN THIS NEEDED CERTIFICATE
SOON.

REGARDS,
<PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PERSON>

Email #2, from Cameron McCaffrey (me):

 Dear Mr. <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PERSON>,

I am overwhelmed with relief to finally be in contact with someone of your esteemed position who understands my predicament. It’s been quite the emotional rollercoaster, and I appreciate your assurances and empathy regarding the troubles I’ve faced in securing my rightful fund.

I must admit, it has been disheartening to face so many setbacks, and knowing that the previous director has been relieved of his duties for his unprofessional conduct provides some solace. Your appointment as the new Director General of USPS Post Office USA brings a much-needed breath of fresh air to this process.

I am pleased to hear that my fund is now ready for release. The sum of $11.8 million USD will undoubtedly be life-changing, and I am eager to proceed with the necessary steps to finally receive this payment.

Regarding the (Fund Release Order Certificates), your clarity and straightforward approach are greatly appreciated. I want you to know that I am a person who prides himself on efficiency and cooperation, so I understand the importance of following instructions thoroughly to expedite this process.

Now, about the payment of the $50 fee, I am prepared to move forward with it. However, I do want to verify the precise procedure for sending you the iTunes copy or whatever is deemed appropriate for obtaining the certificate. Considering the sensitive nature of the transaction, I’m sure you agree that we should ensure all precautions are taken for secure and foolproof delivery.

To move forward, could you kindly provide me with the exact step-by-step instructions on how to purchase the gift card or steam wallet, and how to securely send it to you?

Additionally, in line with your advice, I would prefer my fund to be sent via Gold Card delivery. I feel this method would be both trustworthy and efficient, in keeping with the exemplary service one would expect from the USPS under your new leadership.

Please provide me with your office address or any other details required for me to reconfirm my details and to finalize this transaction.

Awaiting your detailed instructions with great anticipation.

Warmest regards,

Cameron McCaffrey
cmccaff1@fau.edu

Email #3, from Thomas Morris:

I receive your email and I want you to go ahead and send the $50 apple gift card now so that I can deliver your Gold card to you immediately ok I'll be waiting for the $50 apple gift card now