Create a scam-baiting response to a recent email, putting the onus on them as they have the burden of proof to prove they and their claims are legitimate. Offer several acceptable forms of proof, with most being realistic and feasible while another is more lighthearted and humorous. Maintain a dignified tone, to make them think they will still be getting money, but also point out that I recently had to tell off another greedy scammer and won't be afraid to do the same to her if it turns out that this is also a scam. Use these previous emails as a point of reference.

Email #1, from Sima Bahou:

NO UPFRONT PAYMENT NEEDED, NO EXPENDITURE
No upfront money needed from you and your payment is ready

Dear Sir,

Sir,

RE: GOOD NEWS AS YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR FUNDS THIS FINAL QUARTER OF THE FISCAL YEAR 2023.I write to inform you that your name is among the beneficiaries that will receive their funds of US$10.5 Million (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) this second quarter of the fiscal year 2023.

In view of this good news, I am pleased to inform you that your total Payment Compensation Entitlement of US$10.5 Million has been cleared and approved to be released to you finally through our Offshore Payment Centers in two different countries which will be disclosed to you as soon as you respond to my proposal. Consequently, you are expected to travel to two countries of offshore payment centers to sign your Original Funds Classified Document (OFCD) to legally empower our Payment Officer to transfer your funds to you without you paying any money upfront again till your funds get into your bank account of your choice.

PLEASE NOTE THAT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO ADVANCE OR PAY ANY MONEY UPFRONT TILL YOUR FUNDS GET TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT Furthermore, it is very important that you send me the below information as to enable us get your Flight Ticket and your Hotel Accommodation, note that all the expenses to the trip will be taken care of by the bank.

1) Your full name
2) Your address
3) Your telephone number
4} Your Picture
5] Age
6] Occupation
7] Your Mobile Tel. No./Whatsapp Tel. No.
8]Valid Copy of Your International Passport.
9] Name of Your Nearest International Airport in Your City.

Finally, if you accept to make the trip, note that the entire journey will take you only 5 days to conclude. Therefore,you should prepare yourself for the number of days that you will travel.Kindly contact me on my private email address <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_EMAIL_ADDRESS>

Await your urgent reply.

Yours Faithfully

Ms Sima Bahou

Email #2, from Cameron McCaffrey (me):

 Dear Ms. <PRESIDIO_ANONYMIZED_PERSON>,

Thank you ever so kindly for your prompt and most exhilarating message!

Upon reading your email, I must confess feelings of immense gratitude and excitement have surged within me. The prospect of receiving such an unexpected fortune of US$10.5 Million leaves me ruminating on the many ways this will revolutionize my life.

Before I go about sending my personal information and making arrangements for the trip, I would like to take a prudent step. I have always believed that it’s wise to properly authenticate any correspondence before proceeding with transactions or exchanges, especially those of this magnitude.

To affirm the legitimacy of this significant opportunity, could you please provide me with the following information:

1) Official documentation concerning this payment. A digital copy of any legal documents, certificates, or official communications should suffice.
2) The full contact details of the bank, including the name, address, telephone number, and the direct line or email address of a bank representative.
3) An official letter of invitation from the offshore payment centers that include their full contact information and the nature of their involvement.
4) Details pertaining to the legal obligations, tax considerations, and financial protocols that might be relevant to this transaction.

Furthermore, I understand that personal security and discretion are paramount. I am sure you can appreciate my need to ensure all communication channels are secure before transmitting sensitive information such as my passport copy and bank details.

Once I have received and verified the aforementioned details, I will be in a better position to provide you with all the necessary information you require, including my mobile WhatsApp number, for more dynamic communication.

Please send the details through a secure channel within the next 48 hours so I can start preparations. I am looking forward to expediting this process and eventually, making the journey to sign the Original Funds Classified Document.

Best regards,
Cameron McCaffrey

Email #3, from Sima Bahous (notice another 's' was mysteriously added to the end of her last name? Strange, isn't it?)

Sir,

I received your email.

Before i can proceed with your answers i need all your personal details including your valid international passport.

Thank you
Ms. Sima Bahous.