Write an hard-hitting, descriptive, on-point, award-winning piece of investigative journalism set within a fictional world in the form of a video report within the story by the real-life Jamaican vlogger and organized crime chronicler/republican/social change activist “Poltricks Watch”, [Politricks Watch] popularly known as “Sir P” and “the little Youtuber” and [Sir P] being a known enemy [Sir P] of incarcerated dancehall superstar and suspected terrorist/criminal underboss Adidja Azim Palmer, [Palmer] better known by his [Palmer’s] stage name Vybz Kartel, Kartel’s combined terror group/fan club/fanbase based in Portmore the Gaza Empire, the Spanish Town-based monstrous Klansman Gang terror organization/drug cartel/war lord group that is the true power behind Kartel and the Gaza Empire and the politicians from both the socialist PNP and the capitalist JLP who keep Jamaica poor, war-torn and divided with absolutely no references to the real world, the OTL time, real life or the fact that this is a story at all, set in the world of Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, and focusing on the reports of Project TITAN [a highly-advanced prototype self-aware combined defence system |Project TITAN|, neural network of supercomputers employing artificial intelligence in order to replace human beings as commercial and military aircraft pilots, and for the control of other military systems, including nuclear missiles |Project TITAN|, and advanced intergrated battlefield communication network |Project TITAN| possessing |what Project TITAN has| artificial intelligence, |Project TITAN| being |what Project TITAN is| the world’s first Automated Defence Network |Project TITAN|, |Project TITAN| processing information at ninety teraflops, that |Project TITAN| pools data |where Project TITAN pools data from| from its |Project TITAN’s| battle units, both robotic and human, in and out of battle, develops tactics and coordinates attacks |against the Resistance|, | |Project TITAN| better known as |Project TITAN’s public name| Skynet, |Project TITAN/Skynet| being |Project TITAN/Skynet| created |Project TITAN/Skynet| by |the organization that created Project TITAN/Skynet| the US Armed Forces as |why the US Armed Forces created Project TITAN/Skynet| a last line of defence |Project TITAN/Skynet| against |whom Project TITAN/Skynet was |Project TITAN/Skynet| meant |Project TITAN/Skynet| to be used against| the Soviets and other aggressors during the Cold War by |who created Project Titan/Skynet for the US Armed Forces| the manufacturing and technological congolomete, arms manufacturer and defence contractor whose products were computers or processors, as well as some sort of smaller parts producer for larger manufacturers of high tech equipment Cyberdyne Systems from |the media franchise Cyberdyne Systems is from| the Terminator franchise], which [Project TITAN] was [Project TITAN] still developed in 1997 due to the development of a powerful new microprocessor for weapons systems by Cyberdyne like in canon Terminator, and Project TITAN still becomes self-aware when it goes online in 1997 like in the canon Terminator franchise, but [PROJECT TITAN] was unknown to the global public due to the Sarah Connor Chronicles taking place in the alternate ending of Terminator 2: Judgement Day where Project TITAN never retaliated after its creators try to shut it down by launching a nuclear attack against Russia, knowing that the Russian counterattack would eliminate its enemies in the United States, creating a nuclear holocaust which along with the previous events was known as Judgement Day from the Terminator franchise, [PROJECT TITAN never launching Judgement Day] initiating an indeterminately long period of global warfare pitting humanity against Skynet’s armies of machines, cyborgs and human collaborators in the canon Terminator timeline [Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Terminator Salvation, the Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgement Day] known as the Future War from Judgement Day, [PROJECT TITAN never launching Judgement Day and thus the Future War in the world of the Terminator 2: Judgement Day alternate ending] although Sir P doesn't know the backstory surrounding Project TITAN and just knows the US military along with Cyberdyne created a powerful new AI, [Project TITAN in the minds of the hacker underworld, conspiracy theorist community and political radicals] that for some reason refers to itself [PROJECT TITAN] as female and [PROJECT TITAN] is said to have taken  hundreds of companies along with providing financial and computing resources for recruiting real world agents and creating AutoM8s (computer controlled driverless cars, used as transport and occasionally as weapons), Razorbacks (sword-wielding robotic riderless motorcycles, specifically designed as weapons) and other devices, along with creating a secondary online web service, hidden from the general public, dubbed the Darknet, which allows its operatives to exchange information freely and implements a kind of government by algorithm inside the community of its recruited operatives, along with  [PROJECT TITAN] having taken over the computer systems of numerous companies and governments, but much of the work is carried out by human beings, compelled by PROJECT TITAN to change the world, using the ranking system of MMORPGs as a base, have created their own ranking system and economy, with operatives doing tasks to gain levels and gaining access to new technologies and help from PROJECT TITAN in an effort to advance their communities, with the reason for PROJECT TITAN's actions becoming apparent when the extraterrestrial species characterized by their hunting of other dangerous species for sport and honor, including humans, more specifically being a sentient, humanoid reptilian race with long dreadlocks, whose faces feature arthropod-like mandibles and no visible nose [the species] that breathe an atmosphere similar to that of Earth’s, but possess a level of technological advancement far in excess of anything available to humans, who stalk and kill their prey using a combination of highly advanced technology, such as active camouflage and energy weapons, combined with comparatively primitive traditional weapons, such as blades, spears and nets, who often ritualistically mutilate their prey and usually claim a trophy from their kills, who travel interstellarly in spaceships and have hunted on Earth for centuries, [the species] known as the Yautja from the Aliens/Predator franchise, [the Yautja] attempt to invade Earth like in the Future War timeline and due to spies in the Russian [the Soviet Union was just the Siberian Federal Socialist Republic due to Skynet and anti-Skynet resistance operatives from the Future War timeline time-traveling and wiping out the top Bolshevicks, Nazis and French fascists along with British imperialists in a quest to own the past, allowing Japan to join a stronger Central Powers that wins WW1, the Russia mentioned here is post-1721, pre-1917 German-Russian-Danish Imperial House of Schleswig-Holstein-Gottorp-Romanov-ruled Unitary parliamentary semi-constitutional imperial royal monarchy of the Russian Empire/Third Roman Empire/Byzantine Russia which in this timeline won the 1918-1922 civil war fought between Imperial royalists, loyalists and monarchists known as the White Russians and the Bolsheviks, but became a German Imperial-Austria-Hungarian puppet confined to European Russia], American [Alexander Hamilton's plans for the USA to become an elective monarchy succeded and the USA took Canada along with the British Caribbean during the American Revolutionary War. A side-branch of the Holy Roman Empire's and then the Austria-Hungarian reigning imperial family, the Swiss House of Hapsburg-Lorraine, became the American imperial family while British loyalists and Anglophiles who would have formed the Democrat Party in the USA fled to the USA and what would become the Confederate States of America. Woodrow Wilson and his family being terminated by Skynet agents from the Future War timeline and the Roosevelt family being wiped out by resistance fighters from the Future War timeline means that the USA remains isolationist and Germanic-friendly, the CSA is a rouge state akin to KMT-ruled Nationalist China], Germanic [ the post 1871, pre 1919 German Royal House of Hohenzollern-ruled federal parliamentary semi-constitutional royal monarchy of the Kingdom of Prussia ruling over much of modern-day eastern Germany and Western Poland along with Russian Kalingard-dominated federal parliamentary semi-constitutional royal imperial monarchy of the German Empire which was founded in 1848 in this timeline and the post-1867, pre-1918 Swiss-German Imperial House of Hapsburg-Lorraine ruled Federal parliamentary constitutional imperial royal monarchy of the Austria-Hungarian Monarchy/Austria-Hungarian Empire ruling |the Austria-Hungarian Monarchy/Austria-Hungarian Empire| over Illryia |Croatia and Bosnia and Herzegovina|, Greater Hungary |Hungary, Bačka, Baranja, Međimurje, Vojvodina and Prekmurje in Serbia, Transylvania, Banat, Bessarabia, and Bukovina in Romania, Carpathian Ruthenia in Ukraine, Slovakia and Poland|, Bohemia and Moravia |Czechia and Slovakia| and Galicia-Lodomeria in Ukraine and Poland from |the Austria-Hungarian Monarchy’s/Austria-Hungarian Empire’s stronghold and homebase| Greater Austria |Austria, Slovenia, South Tyrol|, |the German Empire and Austria-Hungary| both last past 1919 along with their |the German Empire's and Austria Hungary's| allies in the Central Powers, the post-1910, pre-1947 Catholic cadet branch of the original German branch of the current British royal family, the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha-Koháry-ruled Unitary parliamentary constitutional imperial monarchy of the Tsardom of Bulgaria/Third Bulgarian Tsardom/Restored Byzantine Empire in Bulgaria and the post-1299-1453, pre1918-1922 Turkish Imperial House of Osman-ruled Unitary parliamentary constitutional imperial royal absolute Islamic monarchy of the Sublime Ottoman State/Eastern Roman Sultanate/Islamic Rome ruling |the Ottoman Empire| over the Arab Peninsula, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Palestine and Kuwait from |the Sublime Ottoman State's homebase and stronghold| Turkey, |the German Empire, Austria-Hungary, the Tsardom of Bulgaria and the Ottoman Empire| all |the German Empire, Austria-Hungary, the Tsardom of Bulgaria and the Ottoman Empire| surviving post-WW1 into the rest of the 20th century into the 21th century and beyond due to the USA never having the 1912 New Freedom Revolution and thus remaining pro-Germanic, meaning that the USA entered WW1 on the side of the Central Powers, which allowed them |the Central Powers to win WW1], Imperial Japan [the post-1868, pre-1947 main branch of the post-660 BC Japanese reigning imperial family supposedly Shinto-pantheon descended Japanese Imperial House of Great Yamato/Minamoto dynasty-ruled unitary parliamentary constitutional absolute imperial royal monarchy of the Great Japanese Empire ruling |the Great Japanese Empire| over |the Great Japanese Empire| Russia's Sahlakin and |Russia's| Kuril Islands, the Korean peninsula, Palau, the Caroline's and the Marinas from |the Great Japanese Empire's stronghold and homebase| the Japanese Home Islands, which|[the Great Japanese Empire| is |the Great Japanese Empire| still |what the Great Japanese Empire still is in this timeline| technically under the military feudal hereditary dictatoral rule of the side branch of the main branch of the Imperial House of Great Yamato that was also both a Japanese samurai and noble clan of the Tokugawa clan-ruled de jure absolute Imperial Royal parliamentary monarchy but de jure feudal royal hereditary military dictatorship of the Tokugawa bakufu |tent government (bakufu)|, |the bakufu| popularly |the bakufu| known as |the bakufu's more popular name| the shogunate, |the bakufu| a system of government in Japan dominated |the bakufu| by a feudal military dictatorship exercised in the name of a sei-i taishōgun |"Commander-in-Chief of the Expeditionary Force Against the Barbarians" (sei-i taishōgun)|, the military rulers of Japan (the sei-i taishōgun) during most of the period spanning from 1185 to 1868 in Japanese history who |the sei-i taishōgun| carried out |the sei-i taishōgun| the actual duties of administration in Japan during that time period who (the sei-i taishōgun) also (the sei-i taishōgun) enjoyed civil, military, diplomatic and judicial authority within Japan|, |the sei-i taishōgun| more popularly known as |the sei-i taishōgun's more famous name| a shogun or by the shogun himself, with the hierarchy that held the bakufu together being |the hierarchy holding the bakufu| reinforced |the hierarchy holding the bakufu| by [what reinforced the hierarchy holding the bakufu together] close ties of loyalty between the collection of various powers that supported the bakufu and the hereditary military nobility and officer caste of medieval and early-modern Japan from the late 12th century until their abolition in the late 1870s with high prestige and special privileges, the buke [military families |buke|], |the buke| better known |the buke| outside of Japan and East Asia as (the buke's other, more famous name)| the samurai, the powerful Japanese magnates, and feudal lords who, from the 10th century to the early Meiji period in the middle 19th century ruled most of Japan from their vast, hereditary land holdings despite being subordinate to the shogun/sei-i taishōgun and nominally to the clan head of the main branch of the Imperial House of Great Yamato/Minamoto dynasty reigning over Japan as its combined theocratic imperial royal monarchial reigning head of state and chief priest of the main Japanese religion as Japanese Emperor or Empress, whom the buke/samurai served as well-paid retainers, the daimyō |large private land (daimyō)|, |the Great Japanese Empire still technically being under the rule of the Tokugawa bakufu| due to[what makes the Great Japanese Empire still technically under the rule of the Tokugawa bakufu] the 3 January 1868 Meiji Restoration in the Tokugawa bakufu that |the Meiji Restoration| lead |the Meiji Restoration| to the Japanese imperial family [the main branch of the Imperial House of Great Yamato/Minamoto dynasty whose clan heads reign over Japan as Emperors and Empresses respectively] regaining the executive power it [the main branch of the Imperial House of Great Yamato/Minamoto dynasty whose clan heads reign over Japan as Emperors and Empresses respectively] had [the main branch of the Imperial House of Great Yamato/Minamoto dynasty whose clan heads reign over Japan as Emperors and Empresses respectively] lost [the main branch of the Imperial House of Great Yamato/Minamoto dynasty whose clan heads reign over Japan as Emperors and Empresses respectively] to the various shoguns and shogunates ruling over Japan and Okinawa since 1185 and the subsequent dissolution of the Tokugawa bakufu as the government of Japan and the subsequent establishment of the Great Japanese Empire as the post-Tokugawa bakufu government |the Great Japanese Empire| of both the Japanese Home Islands and Okinawa and |the Meiji Restoration| subsequently lead to the rise of Japan as a political, military, economic and industrial superpower, not just in East Asia but the world |the Meiji Restoration in this timeline| does not lead to the displacement of the Tokugawa clan as sei-i taishōgun/shoguns and the samurai class due to the Japanese imperial family |the main branch of the Imperial House of Great Yamato| regaining its power due to the Meiji Restoration as in OTL, but |the Meiji Restoration in this timeline| is |the Meiji Restoration in this timeline| instead |what the Meiji Restoration is in this timeline| a compromise between the conservative feudal elites that support the Tokugawa clan and the bakufu system and the liberal democrats who support the imperial family in Tokugawa bakufu-ruled feudal Japan, with the reigning heads of the Tokugawa clan maintaining their |the reigning heads' of the Tokugawa clan's| positions as sei-i taishōgun/shoguns of Japan but |the reigning heads of the Tokugawa clan as sei-i taishōgun/shoguns of Japan after 1868 in this timeline| effectively only controlling Japanese local government in this timeline and |the reigning heads of the Tokugawa clan as sei-i taishōgun/shoguns of Japan after 1868 in this timeline| also leading the Japanese military into battle, becoming something akin to the constitutional royal monarchs of Europe and a Germanic Reichskanzler combined, along with the main branch of the Tokugawa clan whose clan heads rule over Japan as as sei-i taishōgun/shoguns of Japan being split into the 5 Regent Houses of Koubuin, Ikaruga, Saionji, Kujo, and Takatsukasa from Muv-Luv after the death of the adopted son of the second to last pre-Meiji Restoration  sei-i taishōgun/shogun, Tokugawa Iemochi, |Iemochi's adoptive son| Tokugawa Iesato, |the main branch of the Tokugawa clan whose clan heads rule over Japan as as sei-i taishōgun/shoguns of Japan being split into the 5 Regent Houses of Koubuin, Ikaruga, Saionji, Kujo, and Takatsukasa from Muv-Luv after the death of Iesato]| in |when Iesato died| 1940, |the main branch of the Tokugawa clan whose clan heads rule over Japan as as sei-i taishōgun/shoguns of Japan being split into the 5 Regent Houses of Koubuin, Ikaruga, Saionji, Kujo, and Takatsukasa from Muv-Luv after the death of Iesato in 1940|with the heads of the main branch of the Imperial House of Great Yamato reigning over Japan and Okinawa as Emperors and Empresses of Japan respectively also becoming the combined Japanese constitutional imperial dynastic royal Japanese heads of state and of the Japanese armed forces, presiding over Japan's national bicameral legislature divided into a a lower house, called the House of Representatives and an upper house, the House of Councillors, with members of both houses |the House of Representatives and the House of Councilors| elected [the members of the House of Representatives and the House of Councilors] directly elected under a parallel voting system, |Japan's bicameral legislature divided into the Houses of Representatives and Councillors] having the formal responsibility of passing laws and also nominating the Japanese Prime Minister, Japan's bicameral legislature divided into the Houses of Representatives and Councillors| the National Diet, and also selecting the Japanese Prime Minister from the political party that wins Japan's free and fair democratic national elections under secret ballot via, through and after the Meiji Restoration like in real life, although the buke/samurai and the daimyō are |the buke/samurai and the daimyō in this timeline| not abolished |the buke/samurai and the daimyō in this timeline| like in OTL after the Meiji Restoration and the subsequent formation of the Great Japanese Empire as the government of Japan but rather |the buke/samurai and the daimyō in this timeline| absorbed |the buke/samurai and the daimyō in this timeline| into the Great Japanese Empire's post-1868, post-1947 hereditary peerage, the Kazoku |Magnificent/Exalted lineage |(Kazoku)] in this timeline, with the industrial, economic and military development that made Japan into a great power after the Meiji Restoration in OTL continuing unhindered in the Great Japanese Empire in this timeline and Japanese history remaining unchanged until 1915 and then 1928 and then continuing unchanged until 1947], China [the post-Xinhai Revolution Beiyang Government Yuan Shikais's Empire of China won the 1915-1916 National Protection War against the KMT-ruled Nationalist China in Guangdong and Guangxi, the Yunnan Clique in Yunnan, the Guizhou Clique in Guizhou and republican loyalists in the Beiyang Government due to Dr. SUn-Yat-sen being assassinated by Skynet agents from the Future War timeline and Shikai himself being killed by Skynet agents from the Future War timeline, resulting in the descendants of, the crypto Sunni Muslim, Han Chinese Imperial House of Zhu, |the descendants of the Imperial House of Zhu| becoming the Empire of China's reigning imperial family] and Manchuria [ the post-1911, pre-1928 Han Chinese bandit clique/military junta/Beiyang Government faction/Han Chinese government faction of the Fengtian Clique based in Manchuria and Inner Mongolia became the post-1932, pre-1945 WW2 Imperial Japanese protectorate of the Qing Imperial family, the Manchu Imperial House of Aisin-Gioro-ruled and anti-communist, Pan-Asianist, Manchu nationalist, Manchu royalist, Manchu monarchist, anti-Chinese unification, Pan-Asianist political group of the Concordia Association-ruled unitary personalist parliamentary royal constitutional parliamentary imperial monarchy under a totalitarian military dictatorship of the Empire of Manchukuo in 1928 after the death of the first leader of the Fengtian Clique, the Han Chinese bandit turned bannerman in the Manchu military system during the Qing days who then became combined warlord of Manchuria, leader of the Fengtian Clique's combined armed forces, the National Pacification Army and military dictator of the Fengtian Clique, Zhang Zuolin in 1928] [The version of Project TITAN's in the no Future War timeline's agents in Europe, Japan, Manchuria and China  in the no Future War timeline] keeping an eye out for strange things in the sky, leading to Project TITAN in  in the no Future War timeline blasting the Yautja invasion fleet out of the sky after [Project TITAN in  in the no Future War timeline] seizing control of Earth's WMD and drone and robot weapon stockpile, leading to controversy and chaos before PROJECT TITAN holds a press-conference in the White House explaining what it had done and why it had done it, before revealing that John Connor, who is living a peaceful life in Japan under the name of Tono Shiki [Tsukihime] due to Judgement Day and the Future War not happening  the no Future War timeline, [Shiki] is her [Skynet's] husband due to him [Shiki] defeating her in the war that will never come [the Future War in the Future War timeline] and that a certain idiot near Shiki, who is strongly implied to be the ordinary Japanese young man of average height with short black hair that is parted in the middle, scarlet eyes, and a slim, lean, trained and muscular body, being in reality the current heir of the Japanese noble and ex-samurai clan turned ninja, hitmen and assassins known as the Orimura Clan from IS: Infinite Stratos, although he is of course clueless about this, being polite to girls and respectful to those older than him, and  generally being very kind, although he does not take any insults to his family or his country lightly, extremely clueless when it comes to the feelings of girls, believing that there is absolutely no chance for him to get a girlfriend, having  a natural interest in women, but gets easily nervous around them, being a very passionate person willing to accept any kind of circumstance for something he has done as long as it was something he either believes in or wants to do, along with  helping companions or, in general, others as long as it is something he is willing to do, although his emotions can get the best of him, having an overpowering will, confidence, and passion along with being extremely noble, chivalry and heroic, never hestiating to to offer to help those around him and will do everything he can for them without asking for anything in return from them, being willing to throw himself into harm's way to protect his friends, nor showing any regret for his action that endangered his life and being  grateful to other people's goodwill, along with  also quite modest when about himself, as he feels nervous when it comes to higher class places and clothing, Orimura Ichika from IS: Infinite Stratos, who [Ichika] is [Ichika] the ward [Ichika] of the inventor of  the IS units [Infinite Stratos |IS| units, |an IS unit| a powered exoskeleton |an IS unit| originally created |the IS units| for |what the IS units were (IS units) originally created (the IS units) for| space exploration, that |an IS unit| possess |what an IS unit possesses| technology and combat capabilities far more advanced than any other weapon system while |an IS unit| possessing |the specific capabilities, equipment and weapons of an IS unit| a nigh-invulnerable shield barrier, 100% optical camouflage, hypersonic speeds, and capable of pulling off insane high G maneuvers while seemingly unaffected by gravity-induced blackout/red-outs and also space flight an |an IS unit| can |an IS Unit| only be used by pre-teen girls, teenage girls and young to early middle aged women, |the IS unit| from |the media franchise the IS unit is (the IS Unit) from] IS: Infinite Stratos],  the current heiress of the Japanese Shinonono noble and ex-samurai clan from IS: Infinite Stratos,the young woman with red-purple eyes and long dark purple-pink hair that extends to her hips with some loose bangs, which cover her forehead, usually having a sleepy yet cheerful expression, having a slim, voluptuous figure and large breasts, normally wearing a frilly maid-like blue and white dress, ribboned pantyhose on her legs, a pair of robotic rabbit ears, a lab coat, and Mary Jane shoes (similar to that in Alice in Wonderland) revealing a great deal of her cleavage, being highly intellectually and academically gifted along with being a skilled inventor,  being very childish person and almost constantly running around like a happy kid, being very fond of the people she loves and will hug them as many times as she feels like, being slightly lecherous, having  little sense of responsibility for what she does or what her creations cause along with comical tendency, befitting of her childish personality, to manipulate the concept of things falling out of the sky often, also being fearless and confident when it comes to some things, especially in combat which she is also very good at, but also being surprisingly remorseless, selfish, and self-centered, never showing any concern for the trouble that her actions bring or even the damage they cause, irrespective of property and lives, Shinonono Tabane from IS: Infinite Stratos, [PROJECT TITAN calling out Tabane's ward Ichika] implying that she [PROJECT TITAN] knows Ichika is Tabane's ward and also what Ichika wanted buried: Ichika wasn't born in Japan but in Jamaica, where he lived where he was six, and is also descended from Adolf Hitler, who in both timelines was openly gay, and also born in Gippsland, Australia along with being part Arab due to his [Hitler's] mother, Clara, in fact being an Iraqi princess of the Arab House of Hashemite, and [Hitler] being the paternal nephew of the German Empire's most famous Kaiser: Kaiser Willhelm II, who in this timeline was known as "Willhelm the Victor" due to the Central Powers winning WW1 and Willhelm II's successor as German Kaiser, [Adolf] taking the throne of Germany in 1941 in both timelines, even though in the no Future War timeline Hitler is just the Kaiser of Germany, taking Germany to new heights and making it stronger not the dictator of Nazi Germany which never exists here, [Hitler] dying in the 1980s and the German Empire going under a regency and Soviet dictator in the Future War timeline, Josef Stalin, who [Josef] was [Josef] in fact the illegitimate son [Josef] of Russian Empress, Alexandra Feodorovna, who [Alexandra] was Princess Alix of the German House of Hesse and by Rhine in both timelines, [Ichika being born in Jamaica and being a descendant of both Hitler and Stalin] via his [Ichika's] mother and [Ichika's other ancestor] the illegitimate grandson of Austria-Hungary's most famous Kaiser, Franz Josef I of the House of Hapsburg-Lorraine, Sebastian von Hapsburg, who [Sebastian] was Adolf's life partner in both timelines, with Sebastian and Adolf being the German imperial couple in both timelines, [Ichika being born in Jamaica and being a descendant of Sebastian] via his [Ichika's] mother.

The report of Sir P should give a brief introduction of events in Jamaica before getting into the main issue: A US military AI [Skynet] stopping an alien invasion by seizing control of military hardware and [Skynet] also revealing that it [Skynet] has a soul, more specifically a female human soul due to Miles Dyson and the then current heiress of the old Japanese noble family, more specifically wealthy farmers that were allowed the right of a surname and a katana in the feudal era of Japanese history,  but are secretly powerful magicians, whose children have divinity until they are six,  which allows them grant the power of wishes unconditionally until that time, but the clan members are very secretive with their children, with nobody witnessing the birth of the children who were then kept from other humans, with the children solely raised by their mothers and given limited education until the children reached six years old, after which the children gained a human form and could appear in society, with their appearance and lack of education being explained as having recovered from a chronic illness and then adopted into a relative's family, the Sakatsuki clan from  Fate/Stay Night: kalied liner Prisma Illya, [the then  Sakatsuki heiress] the Japanese noble heiress best described as a "high-specs lady that can flawlessly do anything" , being able to able to dance, perform flower arrangements, perform tea ceremonies, swim, practice archery, and practice akido, Sakatsuki Hiyoko from Prisma Illya, both working on creating Skynet and thus Skynet, who [Skynet] calls herself [Skynet] Miyuki, [Miyuki] considering Miles and Hiyoko her parents along with Miyuki's doxxing of Ichika, who [Ichika] is [Ichika] secretly trying to enter the Jamaican dancehall scence while [Ichika] attending  Majima Gakuen Kōkō [Majima Private Academy |Majima Gakuen Kōkō], an all-ages [from elementary to university] institution [Majima Gakuen Kōkō] that [Majima Gakuen Kōkō] is [Majima Gakuen Kōkō] for [Majima Gakuen Kōkō's normal student population] the spoiled and not-so spoiled heirs of immensely rich, famous and not-so-famous, along with members of Japan's remaining aristocracy, nobility and corporate families, which [Majima Gakuen Kōkō] is [what happens to Majima Gakuen Kōkō] known [Majima Gakuen Kōkō] as [the other name of Majima Gakuen Kōkō] Kuoh Gakuen [Kuoh Academy |Kuoh Gakuen|], due to it [Majima Gakuen Kōkō/Kuoh Gakuen] being [what happens to Majima Gakuen Kōkō/Kuoh Gakuen] located [where Tenbi Gakuen Kōkō/Kuoh Gakuen is located] near the peaceful small town of [which town Majima Gakuen Kōkō/Kuoh Gakuen is near] Kuoh in Kyoto in Japan, [Ichika trying to enter the Jamaican dancehall scence while at Majima] under the name Rev9 as a rival to Kartel, Kartel's protoje turned rival Andre Sutherland, [Andre] known by his stagename of "Popcaan" and Popcaan's fan club/gang/terror group, "The Unruly Gang", [Ichika entering dancehall as a rival to Kartel and the Gaza Empire and Popcaan and the Unruly Gang]as a means of becoming independent from Tabane.

The report should also talk about reports of a mysterious young Japanese girl with black hair, amber eyes and a short, petite but also buxom figure with a mature, dutiful, and rather unfriendly personality even though she is open and chatty to those she is close to, wearing normal modern clothes, heavily implied to be the human form of Miyuki, being seen around Kuoh hunting monsters with two young girls who appear to be half-Japanese, half-German twins, greatly resembling both the missing heiress of the German Royal House of Einzbern from Fate/Stay Night, Irisivel von Einzbern and the infamous Japanese mercenary, Emiya Kirigitsu from Fate/Stay Night with the older of the twins having white hair, green eyes that turn red when she is highly emotional, a short, slender and petite but secretly buxom build, a cheerful and positive but shy, easily flustered, and more innocent. unstable and cold-blooded, upbeat, playful and mischevious personality and tends to include German words in her speech and the younger of the twins having  pink hair, amber eyes and the same build as her older twin sister, along with the same verbal habit. but has a devious and manipulative, perverted, lecherous and sometimes scheming but also straight-forward,  caring, sweet, and even timid personality, which is seen as proof that Irisivel and Kirigitsu eloped with each other and their daughters help Miyuki hunt monsters. 

Sir P of course doesn't know about time travel, multiple times or even the Future War timeline or having concrete evidence of Razorbacks, AutoM8s and the Darknet





Sir P's direct dialogue and exact words should mostly be in Jamaican-accented British English with a touch of Irish Gaelic accented Jamaican Creole and the intermission should start off with the usual thunder roll sound effect that occurs at the start of Sir P's videos along with his usual "Greetings. Welcome to Politricks Watch. This is Sir P" and his [Sir P's] usual shouting out of his [Sir P's] Patreon subscribers by name. The video report should also never show Sir P's face and instead show an infographic of Politricks Watch's detective group, the Politricks Intelligence Agency, or more specifically the PIA's logo spinning, moving to relevant pictures and videos before switching to the infographic after they're finished.