i was.. at home alone.. doing some self pleasuring, if you will... and my roommate almost walked in on me. i managed to jump into my closet while pulling up my pants before he could see me. so happy i did not have to have that awkward conversation.
he did.. and i said, quote hold up, quote but i guess he heard something else? i mean... c mon man. it is annoying. i wish my door had a lock, but it is some old s apartment complex and everything is old. i guess people from the s did not need to lock their doors. lucky them. but i guess they had lamer porn back then, too.
haha good timing by your roommate. does he not knock?