i invited a girl over to my house for dinner that i had a crush on for years. when i served her at the table i handed her a folded napkin when she unfolded it a live cock roach fell onto the table.
oh wow! that is like the worst nightmare! i am so sorry that happened to you!!
well i made them dinner fixed their plate gave it to them and a folded napkin. when they unfolded the napkin a big fat and i mean fat cock roach fell out and ran across the table at about miles a hour.