i took out the garbage yesterday. the bag exploded as i took it to the street. it was so gross.
bless it! and you survived all of that to tell the tale! and all of this over a busted garbage bag! we gotta get you a better brand of garbage bags, friend.
oh, but it did. when i was almost there...almost...a gaggle of ravenous hobos shanked me. i am not sure why, but it happened, i swear.