last night i heard strange noises coming from my basement. i creeped down the stairs with a flashlight. i nearly jumped out of my skin when i saw a humongous rat in the corner!
i would have shot that thing dead and then burned it. then ate it for dinner.
to my utter shock i saw the biggest rat i ever seen. i swear it was two feet long. i shrieked like a banshee and bolted outside.