i could not believe it when i walked outside and got pooped on by a bird. i went home and took a shower. now i walk around with an umbrella.
that, i think, is a pretty justifiable response honestly, lol. now at the very least all you will have to do is clean the umbrella!
not as unfortunate as what i just heard but thanks. i had to run home and take a shower right away. now i walk around with an umbrella!