so... last night i saw a huge black spider in my room. took me like minutes to muster up the courage to attack it. well... i tried attacking it, and missed, and it went behind a piece of furniture and i could not find it again. i slept in another room..
haha, while he builds back up his spider web.
yeah no joke. i want to just burn the place down and move on. i bet the spider would still be alive in the ashes somewhere though, just laughing at me, like, quote thanks for the free land, chump. quote