when i was younger, this little kid was going around tripped other kids and being a jerk in general. he was picking on kids smaller than him, which really annoyed me. so, i tripped him with a hoola hoop.
yeah, i was pretty amazed in the moment, he was flat as a board in mid air before he landed flat on his face. i had to watch for a moment in awe, before i realized he was getting up and i was about to get smacked. so, i ran towards where the parents were seated, stopped when i turned the corner, and walked calmly over to my mom, taking a seat on her lap. i looked innocent as could be as the mean kid came around the corner, and i forced myself to sit still so that when he smacked me in the face with the hoola hoop, i looked like a helpless victim.
he deserved that, i think.