i know i will be safe in the event of a total nuclear holocaust as long as i duck and cover underneath the nearest school desk. there s just not a single thing wrong with my plan.
actually a genius, i love it. parents and teachers tried to tell us that going to school would prepare us for the world. we just did not know how right they were, did we?
and your largest hardback book will protect you from a tornado as long as you put it over your head and sit in the hall!!