this past winter i was sitting on my porch at am could not sleep . suddenly, out of the dark, came this tall bulky figure, dressed totally in black. my heart skipped as i tried to figure out what to do i am in a wheelchair.
broom would be a good choice, hit them in the crotch, that will stop them.
well, i am in a wheelchair, so cannot move too quickly. i just sat looking at them, trying to figure out whether i could reach the broom at the corner of the porch.