when i saw my competition at the world championship for major league eating, i knew that i had nothing to worry about. these kids had only ever eaten hot dogs at once, and here i am, , easy.
hmph. well, you should check the by laws. major league eating official rulebook page , section . .b strictly forbids the usage of cyanide as a food enhancement. you must eat the food as is. so i am afraid i will have to report you to the governing board and get you disqualified.
how dare you question my intestinal fortitude?!? i would watch out, friend. i may just slip some cyanide in your relish if i ever have the chance to challenge you!