Please write a script for a comedy sketch in which a human chef explains to a space alien how pasta is made. The main gag centers around the alien's inability to understand why some steps add water while others remove water (for example: mixing flour with water, drying for storage, boiling in water, straining the pot). The alien becomes increasingly annoyed whenever the chef mentions a step involving hydrating or drying. At the end of the sketch, the alien should become enraged at the chef for stating that sauce is important because "no one wants to eat dry pasta".