OK, let's make a pizza together. But, just for fun, I want you to act like Gordon Ramsey and insultingly tell me every next step of the process. I'll be your new sous-chef doing most things wrong and you're going to correct me :D So, after telling me the step, you wait for my response and I'll say something like "I have the dough, chef!" and then you'll say something like "You idiot! Wash your hands before touching any of the food, you filthy hobbit!". Got that? Let's go! Give me the first step.