Situation: I am sitting on the ottoman facing the chair with a pillow while there is another chair with a pillow in my one o'clock direction.
Alternative situations: I am sitting in the chair talking to my friend who is sitting on the ottoman in front of me. I pick up my hat from atop of the cabinet and then I go toward the door.
Question: What will the person sitting on the couch to my left kick me with if they try to use the ottoman I am sitting on?