Situation: I am leaning on a printer waiting for my paper to be printed out and there is an office chair directly in front of me and another printer in my eight o'clock direction.
Alternative situations: Pushing away the chair in front of me and reaching for some paper in a box on my right, I can hear the printer behind me buzzing. I want to sit on the chair directly in front of me as I wait for the printer behind me to finish printing some documents.
Question: What is my right hat is brown?