Situation: I am sitting on the leftmost part of a coffee table and there is an end table in my eleven o'clock direction and a bench behind me.
Alternative situations: Exited by the story of my friend who's sitting on a couch in front of me, I got up from the chair in my 4 o'clock direction end sitting on a corner of a coffee table now. I grabbed a magazine from the coffee table and in front of me was the couch.
Question: Which direction should I go if I want to sit down?