# Donald Trump

*"me goin to hav covfefe"* --president of the United States

Donald Trump (hatched 1946) is a retarded orange capitalist faggot in suit who managed to somehow end up elected the US president several times. Maybe because idiots vote for idiots? He is the smartest capitalist of all time, which puts his mental capacity somewhere between chicken and a dead dolphin. When written in binary, his IQ goes to triple digits!

Lololoololol he won again because the only alternative they offered was a woman :D Amazing shit. Wait, also wasn't he supposed to be in jail or something? Oh wait no, he is rich, makes sense. Anyway, great job retards.

## See Also

- Elon Musk
- reptilian
- Adam Smith