# LRS Dictionary

{ Most of these I just heard/read somewhere, e.g. 4chan, Jargon File or from RMS, some I made myself. Huge thanks goes to Wiktionary for providing a very detailed, comprehensive list of ethnic slurs and derogatory/offensive terms. ~drummyfish }

{ Also sorry some are cringe, I just put everything here, pick what you like. ~drummyfish }

| mainstream                                 | correct/cooler/funnier                                                                  |
| ------------------------------------------ | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| academia                    | academentia                                                                             |
| African                                    | African't, Africunt, Africoon                                                           |
| Afroamerican                               | nigger, negro                                                              |
| Amazon                                     | Scamazon                                                                                |
| Amazon Kindle                              | Amazon Swindle                                                                          |
| American                                   | Americunt, AmeriKKKunt, Amerifag, Ameritard, Yankee, Ameridiot, American't              |
| American football                          | handegg                                                                                 |
| anime                          | tranime, animeme                                                                        |
| Apple user                     | iToddler, iDiot, iPhag                                                                  |
| Arch                            | Arse                                                                                    |
| AI                                | gAI, artificial stupidity, artificial inelegance                              |
| Asperger's syndrome           | assburger, asspie, asparagus                                                            |
| assertiveness          | assholism                                                                               |
| autistic                                   | acoustic, retarded                                                                      |
| average citizen                            | normie, normalfag, bloatoddler, NPC, muggle, retard, ...                      |
| Bill Gates                | Bill Gayte$                                                                             |
| black                          | nigger                                                                     |
| blackbox                    | niggerbox                                                                               |
| Blender                      | Blunder                                                                                 |
| Brave browser                              | Slave browser                                                                           |
| business model              | rape strategy                                                                           |
| busybox                      | pussybox                                                                                |
| censorship                | censorshit                                                                              |
| CEO                              | capitalist evil oppressor                                                               |
| China                                      | Chinkland                                                                               |
| cloud computing                | clown computing                                                                         |
| cloudflare                | cuckflare, clownflare, crimeflare                                                       |
| code of conduct (COC)            | code of coercion, code of censorship, COCK                                              |
| comun                          | coomun { One friend suggested this :D ~drummyfish }                                     |
| consume                                    | consoom (see also coom)                                                      |
| content creator                            | digital clown                                                                           |
| content delivery network                   | censorship delivery network                                            |
| control                                    | controll                                                                                |
| copyright                  | copywrong, copyrestriction, copyrape                                                    |
| CSS                              | cascading stylish shit                                                       |
| C++                              | crippled C, C--, C卐卐, C👎👎                                                           |
| DIY                              | don't injure yourself                                                                   |
| Debian                        | Lesbian                                                                                 |
| democracy                  | demoncracy, democrazy, demoKKKracy                                                      |
| dealership                                 | stealership                                                                             |
| demonetization                             | demonization, demonification                                                            |
| disclaimer                                 | disc lamer                                                                              |
| digital garden                             | digital swamp                                                                           |
| digital rights management (DRM)  | digital restrictions management                                                         |
| Discord                                    | Discunt                                                                                 |
| docker                        | cocker? bloater?                                                                        |
| DuskOS                        | DuckOS, DustOS                                                                          |
| EA                                | electronic AIDS, egoistic assholes                                                      |
| eathlete                                   | progamer                                                                                |
| economy                      | money religion                                                              |
| "education"                                | edjewcation                                                                             |
| Elon Musk                  | E-loan Must? Elonged Mast? Felon Max                                                    |
| encryption                | bloatcryption                                                                           |
| entrepreneur            | murderer                                                                                |
| esports                                    | progaming                                                                               |
| Facebook user               | zucker, used                                                                            |
| fair trade                                 | fair rape                                                                               |
| feminism                    | feminazism, femifascism                                                                 |
| Firefox                      | Furryfox                                                                                |
| floating point                 | bloating point                                                                          |
| gaming                          | gayming                                                                                 |
| GaymeBoy                     | GayBoy                                                                                  |
| geek                            | retard                                                                                  |
| German                                     | Germ, Deutschbag                                                                        |
| Germany                                    | Hitlerland                                                                              |
| global warming        | global heating                                                                          |
| Google                        | Goolag, Jewgle                                                                          |
| Gmail                                      | Gfail                                                                                   |
| GNU                              | GNUts, GNU's not usable, Gigantic and Nasty but Unavoidable, GOON, GNO                  |
| Hyperbola                  | Hyperbloat                                                                              |
| identity                    | pose                                                                                    |
| Immanuel Kant                              | Immanuel Cunt, Immanuel Can't (sorry, just too obvious :D)                              |
| incest                        | wincest                                                                                 |
| influencer                                 | manipulator, brainwasher, propagandist                                                  |
| Intel                          | Incel                                                                       |
| interactive            | hyperactive                                                                             |
| internet                    | interNEET                                                                               |
| Internet Explorer  | Internet Exploder, Internet Exploiter                                                   |
| Internet of things               | Internet of stinks/stings                                                               |
| iPad                            | iBad, iSad                                                                              |
| iPhone                        | spyPhone                                                                                |
| Israel                                     | Israhell, Pissrael, Isn'treal                                                           |
| Italy                                      | Shitaly                                                                                 |
| JavaScript                        | HitlerScript, JavaShit, JavaScripple                                                    |
| job/work/carreer                           | slavery                                                                                 |
| knowledge graph                            | schizo graph (thanks Ramon :D)                                                          |
| Korea                                      | Samsung Republic                                                                        |
| "left"                                     | pseudoleft, SJW                                                        |
| LGBT                            | FGTS, TTTT, LGBTQ卐, LGBTWTF, LGBTQHIV+, gaystapo, gaytards, fagscists                  |
| liberal                      | libtard                                                                                 |
| LibreQuake                                 | TroonQuake                                                                              |
| "Linux"                        | GNU, lunix, loonix, LGBTinux                                                  |
| logic gate                | logic gayte                                                                             |
| Macintosh                                  | Macintoy, Macintra$h, Maggotbox                                                         |
| Microsoft                  | Macro$hit, Macro$uck                                                                    |
| microtransaction    | microtheft                                                                              |
| Minecraft                  | Minecrap, Minetest                                                       |
| moderation                | censorship                                                             |
| modern                        | malicious, shitty                                                                       |
| Mr. Beast                                  | Mr. Breast                                                                              |
| Muslim                        | Mudslime, carpet kisser, Allah snackbar                                                 |
| .NET                         | .NEET                                                                                   |
| Netflix                      | Wokeflix, NEETflix                                                                      |
| network                      | notwork                                                                                 |
| neurodivergent                             | retarded, subnormal, neuroretarded, neurotarded, neurorainbow                           |
| neurotypical                               | typical retard                                                                          |
| New York                                   | Jew York                                                                                |
| NFS                              | nightmare file system                                                                   |
| Niger                          | Nigger                                                                     |
| Nigeria                      | Niggeria                                                                 |
| Nintendo                    | Nintendont                                                                              |
| NPOV                                       | normie/NPC point of view                                                                |
| NSA                              | national spying agency                                                                  |
| null hypothesis significance test          | null ritual                                                                             |
| NVidia                        | NoVidya                                                                                 |
| object oriented programming (OOP)| object obsessed programming, POO                                                        |
| object oriented                            | objectfuscated                                                                          |
| objective C              | objectionable C                                                                         |
| openbsd                      | openbased                                                                               |
| open source              | open bloat                                                                              |
| peer-reviewed                              | peer-censored                                                                           |
| "person"                                   | man, p-word, faggot                                                                     |
| Photoshopped                               | GIMPed                                                                       |
| piracy                        | grand theft software                                                                    |
| PlayStation              | GayStation                                                                              |
| plug and play                              | plug and pray                                                                           |
| political correctness                      | political cowardice                                                                     |
| popularization                             | retardization                                                                           |
| proprietary service                        | disservice                                                                              |
| proof of work                              | proof of waste, planet heater, C02 increaser                                            |
| pseudo 3D                                  | primitive 3D                                                         |
| remaster(ed)                               | disaster(ed)                                                                            |
| republican                                 | republiKKKan                                                                            |
| "society"                                  | soyciety                                                                                |
| "socialism"                                | soycialism                                                                              |
| school                                     | indoctrination center                                                                   |
| Singapore                                  | Singapoor                                                                               |
| "science"                                  | soyence                                                                   |
| soccer                                     | football                                                                 |
| software as a service (SAAS)    | service as a software substitute (SAASS)                                                |
| Steve Jobs                | Steve Jewbs                                                                             |
| streamer                                   | screamer                                                                                |
| subscription                               | microrape                                                               |
| suckless                    | suckass                                                                                 |
| Sweden                                     | SJWeden                                                                                 |
| systemd                      | shitstemd, soystemd                                                                     |
| Thinkpad                                   | Stinkpad, Thinknot                                                                      |
| TikTok                        | ShitTok                                                                                 |
| "to google"                   | look up, search, find                                                                   |
| tumblr                        | dumblr                                                                                  |
| Twitter                      | titter, twatter, shitter                                                                |
| Ubuntu                        | Ucuntu                                                                                  |
| Unicode                      | Unicorn                                                                                 |
| union                                      | jewnion                                                                                 |
| United States of America                   | United Shitholes of A., burgerland, U.S.gay, Jewnited States of A., AmeriKKKa |
| user (of a proprietary system)             | used, lusr                                                                              |
| using JavaScript                  | JavaScrippled                                                                           |
| voice assistant                            | personal spy agent                                                                      |
| wayland                      | whyland                                                                                 |
| webassembly              | weebassembly                                                                            |
| website                                    | webshite                                                                                |
| Wikipedia                  | Wokepedia, Dickipedia                                                                   |
| Wikipedian                                 | wikipedo                                                                                |
| Windows                      | Winshit, Windoze, Binbows, Winbloat, Losedows, Backdoors? :D Widows?                    |
| woke                            | ewok                                                                                    |
| woman                          | femoid, womeme                                                                          |
| work                            | slavery                                                                                 |
| world wide web                   | world wide wait                                                                         |
| YouTube                      | JewTube, ThemTube                                                                       |

Words you should use often include: abomination, crazy, cretin, faggot, fat, femoid, idiot, imbecile, insane, landwhale, moron, nigger, retard, subhuman, ugly.

## See Also

- acronyms
- newspeak
- shitword
- euphemism
- political correctness