# Disease

Disease is a bad state of living organism's health caused by failure of its inner mechanisms rather than being directly caused by a physical injury. Technological and consoomerist diseases are mental diseases almost exclusively present in humans (but also possibly in some animals forced to live like humans) related to shit technology. Some of the most common diseases, mostly of the technological kind but also of others, include:

- ADHD
- ambition
- aphantasia
- "asexuality"
- assburger
- assholism
- audiophilia
- avoidant personality disorder (aka ultimate minimalist disease)
- autism
- cancer
- capitalism
- bullshit intolerance (potentially a good disease)
- crippling purity checking
- chronic downloading
- citation addiction, also known as pseudoskeptic's disease^[1][2][3]
- consumerism
- death
- depression
- dyslexia
- egoism
- Emacs
- epilepsy LMAO imagine being so gay that bright colors make you faint
- euphoria over one's own intelligence
- excessive lurking
- extra chromosomes
- furry disorder
- goonitis
- hoarding disorders:
  - data hoarding
  - thinkpad hoarding
  - ...
- homosexuality
- hopping:
  - browser hopping
  - distro hopping
  - text editor hopping
  - git hopping
  - language hopping and paradigm hopping
  - license hopping
  - gender hopping AKA transsexualism
  - ...
- imageboarding
- infantile behavior
- lack of IQ
- lack of internal monologue
- liberalism
- lust for identity
- maximalism
- mechanical keyboard obsession
- minimal brain damage, minimal brain
- narcissism
- nationalism
- NPC disease
- object obsession
- obsessive shitposting (for example writing a whole wiki about how everything is shit)
- optimism
- privacy hysteria
- pedophobia
- pride
- productivity/robotization
- psychopathy
- retardation
- self interest
- schizophrenia
- shitty body
- speedrunning
- tool slavery
- troll personality disorder
- Unix ricing
- virus
- ...

In 21st century mental diseases are the new Pokemon: everyone must have some and the more you have, the cooler you are.