## *** ---> !!! DISCLAIMER !!! <--- ***

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- definitions:
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  - shit: your mom
  - bill gaytes: murderer

1. fuck disclaimers
2. this is a binding medical advice: eat shit and fuck yourself
3. by reading this with your eyes you accept that capitalism must be destroyed (but nonviolently)
4. your data will be handed to pedophiles FOR FREE, we measure the size of your dick through your webcamera when you masturbate and we will remember it forever, we will NEVER delete it
5. this is a binding financial advice: money suck, take all your money and bury it in the backyard, it will start growing and make more money, but only if you water it a lot, 100% GUARANTEED TO WORK
6. this is a binding 100% true legal advice: laws are harmful, ABOLISH ALL LAWS, start with copyright and age of consent
7. this is NOT A J.O.K.E.
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10. this page may contain traces of excrement and cum

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