# Boat Dock

*WELCOME :) You find yourself on a strange island.*

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What is this? Boat is a LRS spinoff of Tour Bus, a famous wiki webring -- see http://meatballwiki.org/wiki/TourBus. Why not join Tour Bus? Because we are antisocial and don't wanna talk to anyone, so we just start our new thing (also they would prolly censor us). Also our island is isolated from the normieland and no buses go here :)

## On To The Island

You get greeted by a friendly dog -- *WOOF* --playfully waggling his tail he leads you around, along the beach. The island seems a bit empty but a few people can be seen here and there loosely associating, looking very passionate about creating various things, some are writing, some constructing weird machines, some copulating. Everyone is naked -- "clothes are bloat" says a weirdo of caveman appearance sitting in front of what appears to be his hut. "We are trying to create stuff, mostly with computers", he says, "also hiding here from the hell out there, trying to live a better life". He scratches his butt and adds: "Seeing you are a living being like myself -- that means you are welcome, come join us if you want."

**sightseeing**:

- less retarded software: what we create
- less retarded society: what we strive for
- capitalism: what we oppose
- jokes: we also try to have some fun fun

## Continue Elsewhere

- **boat #1**: [Tour Bus Stop: meatballwiki](http://meatballwiki.org/wiki/TourBusStop), normieland (the main hub of Tour Bus)
- **boat #2**: [YOUR LINK HERE] :-) TODO, here will be some kinda site related to LRS

## How To Join Our Boat Tour

Just link to this site from your site. If you want your site added here as a new departure boat, send me an email -- it's ideal if it's a wiki or something that has something to do with LRS (even remotely, no need to mention LRS, can be just software minimalism or whatever, ...). **I don't promise to add everything**, but it's pretty likely I'll add you if it's not a complete shit :D When (more like if) a few boats are here, other ones should be added further on to the chain, not here. Remember this isn't supposed to be a link dump but a selection of some kinda thematic quality links that form some nice webring.