标题：the real slim shady
歌曲简介
歌名：The Real Slim Shady
歌　手：Eminem语　言：英语 发行时间：2000-05-23 
专辑简介：  专辑 The Marshall Mathers LP 2000年五月与人们见面，发行首周即空降至美国专辑榜榜首，大获成功，使他成为90年代中期说唱乐的黄金时期后继 2Pac 和 Snoop Doggy Dogg 最成功的说唱艺人。Eminem 在单曲 The Real Slim Shady 中谴责了众多模仿他的人，同时大肆讽刺、指责了 Britney 和 Christina 。这张专辑比起第一张来节奏更加强劲、愤怒，只有歌曲 Stan 和其他歌曲的阴暗气氛形成了对照——这首歌里引用了英国女歌手 Dido 的作品 Thank You 中一段令人难忘的片段。
歌词
The Real Slim Shady》
Sung By "Eminem"
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
It's the return of the
"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre said
....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit 4th grade,
they got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...
I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damm about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe"
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me
Who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite me
I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
I'm like a headtrip to listen to
Cause I'm only giving you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling
screaming I don't give a fuck
With his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, please stand up
and put one of those fingures on each hand up
and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Cuz I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
The Real Slim Shady中文翻译
[Eminem]May I ha丨ve your attention please?请大家注意
May I ha丨ve your attention please?请大家注意
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?请真正的Slim Shady站起来
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
我重复,请真正的Slim Shady站起来
We're gonna ha丨ve a problem here..额...我们要出问题了...
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
你们都弄的像第一次见到白人那样
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
下巴着地,像Pam那样,看见Tommy冲进门
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
然后疯狂的揍她
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
他们先离丨婚了,Pam被扔向家具
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
这不是XX的回归?阿,不对,不可能,你在开玩笑
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
他刚没说...我以为他说的...是吗?
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
然后Dr.Dre说.....什么都没说!你个笨蛋!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Dre老早死了,他现在被我锁在地下室里!哈哈哈哈哈
Feminist women loveeminem女性主义这热爱
Eminem[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]"
Slim Shady, I'm sick of himSlim Shady,
我受够他了
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
看看他,走来走去抓着他的(JB)...你知道的...
Flippin the you-know-who," 
正在惹怒...你知道的...[1]
"Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
是啊,可是他太可爱了!
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
对,我估计脑袋里几颗螺丝钉松了
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
不过没有你家长卧室里发生的事情那么坏
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
有时候,我想上电视,可是却不能
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
但是干一个死了的驼鹿对于Tom Green来说是很酷的"
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
我的屁股在你的嘴唇上,我的屁股在你的嘴唇上
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
如果我幸丨运的话我能的到一个
KissAnd that's the message that we deliver to little kids
那就是我们传输给孩子们的信息
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
然后我们却期望他们不知道因丨地是什么
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
他们当然会知道ML是什么东西
By the time they hit fourth grade
他们上四年级的时候
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
会看Discovery Channel(美囯的探索发现)对吗?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
我们不过是哺乳类动物...噢不,其实有些是食人族
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
他们把人像哈密瓜那样斩开
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
但是既然我们可以干死去的动物和羚羊
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
那没有什么理由不让两个男人私奔[*EWWW!*] 
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
如果你和我的想法一样,我有一个解曜
Women wa丨ve your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
女人们,摔你们的内丨裤,唱这个Chorus.......[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[Eminem]May I ha丨ve your attention please?请大家注意
May I ha丨ve your attention please?请大家注意
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?请真正的Slim Shady站起来
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
我重复,请真正的Slim Shady站起来
We're gonna ha丨ve a problem here..额...我们要出问题了...
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
你们都弄的像第一次见到白人那样
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
下巴着地,像Pam那样,看见Tommy冲进门
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
然后疯狂的揍她
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
他们先离丨婚了,Pam被扔向家具
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
这不是XX的回归?阿,不对,不可能,你在开玩笑
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
他刚没说...我以为他说的...是吗?
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
然后Dr.Dre说.....什么都没说!你个笨蛋!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Dre老早死了,他现在被我锁在地下室里!哈哈哈哈哈
Feminist women loveeminem女性主义这热爱
Eminem[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]"
Slim Shady, I'm sick of himSlim Shady,
我受够他了
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
看看他,走来走去抓着他的(JB)...你知道的...
Flippin the you-know-who," 
正在惹怒...你知道的...
"Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
是啊,可是他太可爱了!
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
对,我估计脑袋里几颗螺丝钉松了
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
不过没有你家长卧室里发生的事情那么坏
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
有时候,我想上电视,可是却不能
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
但是干一个死了的驼鹿对于Tom Green来说是很酷的"
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
我的屁股在你的嘴唇上,我的屁股在你的嘴唇上
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
如果我幸丨运的话我能的到一个
KissAnd that's the message that we deliver to little kids
那就是我们传输给孩子们的信息
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
然后我们却期望他们不知道因丨地是什么
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
他们当然会知道ML是什么东西
By the time they hit fourth grade
他们上四年级的时候
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
会看Discovery Channel(美囯的探索发现)对吗?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
我们不过是哺乳类动物...噢不,其实有些是食人族
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
他们把人像哈密瓜那样斩开
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
但是既然我们可以干死去的动物和羚羊
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
那没有什么理由不让两个男人私奔[*EWWW!*] 
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
如果你和我的想法一样,我有一个解曜
Women wa丨ve your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
女人们,摔你们的内丨裤,唱这个Chorus.......[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady