标题：taking my ball
歌曲歌词
Make my vocals sound sexy,
Come on man, come on man, okay
[Chorus]
It feels so wrong cos 
it feels so right,
but its all right, its ok with me,
ill do my steps all by myself,
I dont need nobody to play with me,
but if you just give me a chance,
i can put you in a trance 
the way I dance,
but dont nobody wanna 
play with me so Im
taking my ball and going 
home, hooome,
[Verse 1]
Im that guy man, shove 
a dime up in my hind end,
And crush it with my 
butt muscles as I cut vocals,
Slut poke holes in your 
shirt jump in mud puddles,
While I stomp mud holes 
in your ass girl lets cuddle,
Blood curdling on your 
girdle whatll,
I do for my next trick 
Im feeling wonderful,
I think I might just 
do something a little less subtle,
Shove a fucking Tonka 
truck up a little kids butt hole,
Feel the wrath of a psychopath 
slash Ambassador,
of the Valentines Day 
massacre slash assassin,
I slash her in ass with 
an icicle and leave her in a blood bath while I,
Put a catheter in and 
jump in the bath with her,
In my Spider-Man mask just imagine,
The fun I can have with a strap on,
Stick up a Kim Kardashians ass,
And make the bitch run a triathlon,
Are those pistachios? 
Damn id like to have some,
Laying on the patio man 
rolling a fat one,
Shady drop the magic 
marker put the cap on,
Goddamn man are you that 
much of an asshole.
[Chorus]
It feels so wrong cos 
it feels so right,
but its all right, its ok with me,
ill do my steps all by myself,
I dont need nobody to play with me,
but if you just give me a chance,
i can put you in a trance 
the way I dance,
but dont nobody wanna 
play with me so Im
taking my ball and going 
home, home,
[Verse 2]
Im like Houdini,
Tuck my teeny, eenie, 
weenie between each,
one of my thighs and 
make it disappear like Houdini.
Make this shit disappear 
like Tara Ried in a bikini,
Believe me homie you 
dont know the meaning of a meanie.
They call me the fruit 
loop from Jupiter,
Im tryna maneuver the 
hoover up in your poop shoot, dont move or ya,
Might get it stuck up 
so fuckin far up in your uvula,
You aint gonna know what 
he was tryna do to your gloutius.
Totally tubular, sniffin 
glue through a tube in the studio,
Now who do ya think is 
more fruitier?
Weeniers smothered in 
peanut butter,
Pudding on the tube of 
your eye shadow,
And thatd look nice, 
you shoulda seen it mother.
I think I put a piece 
of art on my Visa card,
Then Ill go beat Mischa 
Barton with some pleasing art?(i have no fucking idea)
And mosy on over to Rosie 
ODonnells, with McDonalds,
Jump in her lap and watch 
the Sopranos.
[Chorus]
It feels so wrong cos 
it feels so right,
but its all right, its ok with me,
ill do my steps all by myself,
I dont need nobody to play with me,
but if you just give me a chance,
i can put you in a trance 
the way I dance,
but dont nobody wanna 
play with me so Im
taking my ball and going 
home, home,
[Verse 3]
Shady whatre ya doin 
chewin on a human?
Grab an aluminum bat 
and hide a clue in the back room,
And assumin the fact 
that that dudes in the back room,
Usin the bathroom, vacuumin 
a raccoon,
Skewin a rat, a cat, 
screwin a baboon.
You shouldnt ask, What 
is he doin with that broom?.
You should be glad he 
aint leave you full of stab wounds,
You in a trance, Im back 
doing my dance, ooh.
But theyre afraid I might 
get Sarah Palin,
By the hair and make 
her wear a bathin suit and take her parasailin.
Shady why do you gotta 
pick on the lady for,
Why you make her read 
84 bed time stories to you and baby-tard?
Cause Im scared, theres 
monsters under my bed,
Kelly Pickler hid my 
juicebox under my bassinet,
No wonder my ass is wet, 
my diaper needs to be changed,
Do you like graffiti 
dike? Well I can pee-pee and write your name.
[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does 
it feel so right? But its alright, its okay with me.
Ill do my steps all by 
myself, I dont need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give 
me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But dont nobody wanna 
play with me so Im taking my ball and going home (home).
[Outro]
Fine...Nobody wants to 
play with me? Fuck you then...Bitch...Guys are always mean to me anyways...All they do is rub gum in my hair and stuff...You guys are going to make me sad...Im crying..Im gunna tell my mom...MOMMM
[ti:Taking My Ball]
[ar:Eminem]
[al:Relapse (Bonus CD)]
[by:]
[00:01.12]Eminem -Taking My Ball
[00:01.85]专辑:Relapse (Bonus CD)
[00:04.04]
[00:05.12]
[00:08.08]Make my vocals sound sexy,
[00:15.65]Come on man, come on man, okay,
[00:20.87]
[00:21.33]It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
[00:23.59]But it's all right, it's ok with me,
[00:26.26]I'll do my steps all by myself,
[00:28.85]I don't need nobody to play with me,
[00:31.50]But if you just give me a chance,
[00:33.48]I can put you in a trance the way I dance,
[00:36.08]But don't nobody wanna play with me,so I'm
[00:38.62]taking my ball and going home, hooome,
[00:41.52]
[00:42.14]I'm that guy man,
[00:43.09]Shove a diamond up my hind end,
[00:45.12]and crush it with my butt muscles while I cut bubbles,
[00:47.78]Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles,
[00:50.52]While I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl,
[00:52.60]Now lets cuddle,
[00:53.29]Blood curdling your gurgling on your blood,
[00:55.30]What I do for my next trick,
[00:56.93]I'm feeling wonderful,
[00:58.40]I think I might just do something a little less subtle,
[01:01.14]Shove a fucking tonka truck up a little kids butthole,
[01:03.76]Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of
[01:06.58]The valentines day massacre slash assassin
[01:08.76]I slash her in the ass with a icicle
[01:11.16]And leave her laying a blood bath
[01:13.33]While I put a catheter in
[01:15.04]And jump in the bath with her,
[01:16.94]In my spiderman mask man
[01:18.51]Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on,
[01:20.78]Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon,
[01:24.37]Are those pistachio's damn, I'd like to have some,
[01:27.46]Laying on the patio man, rolling a fat one,
[01:30.24]Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on,
[01:32.78]God damn man are you that much of an asshole,
[01:35.32]
[01:35.81]It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
[01:37.48]But its all right, its ok with me,
[01:40.18]I'll do my steps all by myself,
[01:42.70]I don't need nobody to play with me,
[01:45.38]But if you just give me a chance,
[01:47.33]I can put you in a trance the way I dance,
[01:49.89]But don't nobody wanna play with me,so I'm
[01:52.48]taking my ball and going home, home,
[01:55.85]
[01:56.12]I'm like houdini,
[01:56.89]Tuck my teeny eeny weeny between each
[01:58.90]One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie,
[02:01.45]Make shit disappear like tara reid in a bikini, believe me homie,
[02:04.08]You don't know the meaning of a meanie,
[02:06.71]They call me the fruit loop from jupiter,
[02:09.27]I'm trying to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot,
[02:11.41]Dont move or ya might get it stuck so fucking far in your uvula
[02:14.74]You aint gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus,
[02:17.54]Totally tubular sniffing glue through a tube in the studia
[02:20.57]Now who do ya think is more fruitier,
[02:22.58]Weener smoothered in peanut butter putting on a tube
[02:25.22]Of ya eye shadow and man it look nice,
[02:27.42]You should have seen it mother,
[02:28.27]I think i'll put a piece of art on my visa card,
[02:30.84]Then I'll go meet mischa barton with a Cuisinart
[02:33.16]Then mosy on over to Rosie oDonnell's
[02:35.69]With McDonald's jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos..
[02:38.39]
[02:38.79]It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
[02:40.69]But its all right, its ok with me,
[02:43.40]I'll do my steps all by myself,
[02:46.03]I don't need nobody to play with me,
[02:48.81]But if you just give me a chance,
[02:50.68]I can put you in a trance the way I dance,
[02:53.21]But don't nobody wanna play with me,so I'm
[02:55.75]taking my ball and going home, home,
[02:58.83]
[02:59.27]Shady what are you doing chewing on a human,
[03:01.42]Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back room
[03:04.29]Assuming the fact that dudes in the back room
[03:07.25]Using the bathroom vacuum and a racoon,
[03:09.95]Skewing a rat or cat screwing a baboon,
[03:12.59]You shouldn't ask what is he doing with that broom,
[03:15.28]You should be glad he didn't leave you full of stab wounds,
[03:17.90]You in a trance, im back doing my dance ooh,
[03:20.65]But there afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
[03:23.29]And make her wear a bathing suit and take her para sailing
[03:25.63]Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for,
[03:27.88]Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk?
[03:30.99]Cos I'm scared there's monster's under my bed,
[03:33.75]Kelly Pickler hit my juice box under my bassinet,
[03:36.24]No wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed,
[03:38.88]You like graffiti dike, well I can pee pee and write your name,
[03:41.06]
[03:41.60]It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
[03:44.02]But its all right, its ok with me,
[03:46.74]I'll do my steps all by myself,
[03:49.28]I don't need nobody to play with me,
[03:52.18]But if you just give me a chance,
[03:53.97]I can put you in a trance the way I dance,
[03:56.48]But don't nobody wanna play with me,so I'm
[03:59.12]taking my ball and going home, home
[04:10.27]
这种感觉很不好因为这种感觉太正确，但无所谓，这与我没关系。 
我会自己坚守立场，我不需要任何人来和我一起， 
但是如果你给我一个机会，我可以让你在我的表演中沉醉。 
但没人想与我一起，因此我拿着我的球 然后回家。 
我就是那个家伙 
将钻石塞入我的后腿并用我强壮的屁股肌肉挤压它，并在那时切掉泡泡 
婊子在你的衬衫里露出（她们的） 洞，跳入泥浆（让你名声扫地） 
我使劲戳你屁股上的污水坑现在让我们拥抱 
潺潺而流的血液凝固成痂 
我下一步要怎么做（才能达到目的）我感觉非常美妙， 
我觉得我应该做事少一些狡猾的方式 
使劲将黑香豆塞入孩子的（不懂事的人）屁眼 
（因为）神经病砍了大使（看起来正直的人）而感到愤怒 
在情人节暗杀者进行大屠杀 
我用冰柱在她的屁眼里乱砍， 
并让她躺在充满血水的浴缸， 然后插入导管并跳进浴缸与她一起 
带上我的蜘蛛侠面具 试想想捆绑起来的乐趣 
把它刺进Kim Kardashian的屁股让那个婊子跑铁人三项 
那些该死的开心果 我倒是希望有一些 
躺在房间的露台上 跟个胖的一起翻滚 
Shady把制造者除名 
带上避孕套 
他妈的上帝你就像个屁眼一样
这种感觉很不好因为这种感觉太正确，但无所谓，这与我没关系。 
我会自己坚守立场，我不需要任何人来和我一起， 
但是如果你给我一个机会，我可以让你在我的表演中沉醉。 
但没人想与我一起，因此我拿着我的球 然后回家。 
我就像Houdini，弄一小撮（催化剂）在中间 
（弄在）我的一条大腿上 然后像妖怪一样消失 
就他妈消失的像Tara Reid穿比基尼，相信我伙计 
你并不知道那卑劣的意义 
他们叫我从木星来的水果环 
我尝试着巧妙的移动我的吸尘器并在你的船尾喷发， 
不要动或者你已经（爽到）他妈的无法移动你的小舌
你永远都不会知道他在你的屁股上做了什么 
通过那管道（yindao)深吸你胶质的（气味） 
现在谁让你思维缠绵 
弄上些花生酱（为了）那管道变得平整 
你的眼影和男人在一起看起来顺眼 
你必然见过它妈妈 
我想我会在我的签证上弄些艺术品 
然后我就去见（殴打）Mischa Barton 
并漫步于Rosie Donnell，与麦当劳一起 
跳进在她怀里并一起看看黑道家族
这种感觉很不好因为这种感觉太正确，但无所谓，这与我没关系。 
我会自己坚守立场，我不需要任何人来和我一起， 
但是如果你给我一个机会，我可以让你在我的表演中沉醉。 
但没人想与我一起，因此我拿着我的球 然后回家。