标题：30秒幽默英语
图书信息
出版社: 金盾出版社; 第1版 (2009年7月1日)
平装: 166页
正文语种: 简体中文, 英语
开本: 32
ISBN: 9787508255828
条形码: 9787508255828
尺寸: 18.2 x 11.2 x 1 cm
重量: 118 g
内容简介
《30秒幽默英语》精选原版英文幽默笑话166则。英文地道，翻译忠实原文。供初、中级英语水平的读者阅读。
目录
一、校园幽默
1. He Knows The Answer
2. An Essential Correction
3. I Don't Feel Like Getting Into An Argument
4. Too Many Crabs
5. Class Is Over
6. 4-4=？
7. Plagiarism
8. Virtue
9. Difference
10. Flunking Math
11. Prepare Yourself
12. Alexander The Great
13. The Right Leg
14. Our Tails
15. Good Intentions
16. Say Sir
17. An Abslract Noun
18. I Am My Father
19. The Swimmer
20. Tow Cows
21. Nouns
22. An Absolute Zero
23. Overcrowded Moon
24. Typing
25. Homework
26. Copying
27. Someone Is Going To Get A Real Walloping
28. Oxygen
29. Water
30. Three Reasons
31. A Bad Tooth
32. Two Birds
33. Fish Net
34. "Mixed Doubles"
35. I Don't Know
36. When Was Rome Built
37. The Longest And The Shortest
38. A Funny Dialogue
39. Patriotism
40. Against Expectation
41. I'm Waiting For My Secretary
42. Real Play
43. Warning
44. Ground Rules
45. All Except The Music
46. The Fat Girl's Jealousy
47. You Married My Mom
48. Arctic Explorer
二、家庭幽默
49. The Most Horrific Book
50. The Same Service
51. What Is A Traitor
52. Which Woman
53. Dying After Lying-in
54. Who Is This
55. The Result Of A Promise
56. Dnmk
57. The Father And His Son
58. Jim' s History Examination
59. Who Is The Laziest
60. I'm All Right
61. Jesus's Television
62. I Got An A In Math
63. Compliment
64. To Buy A Video
65. I Caught Every Step
66. Sharing The Apples
67. Thank Goodness
68. Conduct And Courtesy
69. Comparison
70. Thinking Back
71. A Way To Identify The Twin
72. The Cost Of A Marriage
73. Persistence
74. S.O.B.
75. Part-time Job
76. Frozen Marble
三、夫妻幽默
77. The Third One
78. I Don't Know Her
79. No Chance In The Daytime
80. Imitation
81. An Old Couple' s Quarrel
82. Bedtime Prayers
83. What Happened Thirty Years Ago
84. A White Lie
85. Investigation Report
86. Do As You Do
87. A Never Finished Job
88. They've Disappeared
89. The Speaker
90. A Pledge
91. To Patch The Hole
92. I' m Accustomed To The High Pitch
93. Someday They Will Be On Fire
94. Understanding
95. An Elderly Couple
96. Key To The Success
97. Home Economics
98. Relative By Marriage
99. Who Were The Other Two
100. Bring Me A Glass Of Milk
101. Ear Short
102. Hypnotism
103. Things Have Been Okay
104. What Are The Two Words
105. Children's Faults
106. I Have His Ear In My Pocket
107. A Family Quarrel
108. Praise
109. Jealousness
110. Nothing New
111. Gardening Gloves
112. The Perfectionist
113. A Good Boy
114. Who Is That Woman
四、生活幽默
115. Only One Eye To Settle On
116. Somebody
117. A Definition
118. We Are Far Apart
119. The Same Language
120. Is He Better
121. I Failed To See You
122. I'll See To The Rest
123. New Discovery
124. Camera
125. Nest And Hair
126. Midway Tactics
127. Patience
128. A Trip To Disney
129. Twin Lobsters
130. I Had Forgotten Who It Was
131. My Husband Just Came In
132. Prediction
133. To Learn French
134. Dumas
135. You Are Paying For It
136. Two Pounds Plums
137. I Hope So
138. Boxing And Running
139. What's Going To Be
140. Wood Fire
141. I Want Her To Go Nuts
142. I Can't Raise It Any Longer
143. The Doctor Lives Downstairs
144. Present For Girlfriend
145. To Bear False Witness
146. Twenty Dollars
147. Regret
148. You Are Not Forgetting My Bill, Are You
149. A Birthday Present
150. Two Cross Eyed Men
151. Charge More
152. Blind Date
153. Today It Is Worse
154. Excited Remarks
155. Early Shopper
156. A Smart Housewife
157. Wedding
158. An Interview
159. A New Drug
160. Raccoons
161. Hospitality
162. This Is My Seat
163. The Mean Man's Party
164. Cat And Mice
165. Answer According To The Facts
166. That Would Be Much Worse