Brutal Bible Bloodbaths
Release date: May 15, 2024
Developers: Luke Wenke
Publishers: Luke Wenke
Genres: Casual, Indie, Free To Play, Early Access
Categories: Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support
Supported languages: English

Brutal Bible Bloodbaths is a controversial first-person physics-based game. It involves a few sandbox levels that you can play around in. These levels include things mentioned in the Bible passage, such as fruit trees that God says not to chop. Cleanse the promised land Based on Deuteronomy 20:16-20 from the Bible, you have to kill everything that breathes and you can order soldiers to help you. Your victims include animals, children, babies, and sexual worship assistants. The Bible justifies this by explaining that God hates the way the people worship their gods. The End Times In a level it's the future and things have changed. The soldiers initially disobey your cleansing command and say 'Jesus will come and judge the world'. They also quote Psalm 11:5 which says 'God hates people who love violence'. With or without blood and gore In the initial warning screen you can choose whether you want blood and gore or not. This allows you to change the game mode to 'Unbrutal Bible Bubblebaths'. Fully dynamic chopping Using your magic laser sword, you can chop people, animals, and many other objects however you like, until they are in tiny pieces. Precision chopping quest An optional quest gets you to chop people and animals in specific ways such as chopping their leg, arm, or tail. When finished you can return to the box to see how obedient you were. The Sinful Temple In a level you can explore a temple containing things God hates like child sacrifice and sexual worship assistants. You can worship the god/goddess idols in the temple but this will cause the soldiers to target you as well. Tidy up the bodies A level has you tidying up the clutter in the promised land after cleansing by pushing chopped up bodies into a pit. Chase and chop In a level you have to chop people who are hiding and running for their lives and try to get a low enough cleansing time. The Body Hacker This weapon allows you to hack the matrix in the game to make the targeted body part break into pieces. Holy Hand Grenades Blow all of the people and animals to kingdom come in slow motion. Other things in the game You can also ride horses, get drunk on fermented fruit, build ladders to get over city walls, and chop just about everything including flowers and talking robots from the future. 


Notes: This cartoony game is based on a Bible passage telling you to kill everything that breathes in the promised land. You do this by chopping them up with your magic laser sword causing blood to spray everywhere. There are also sexual worship assistants who stand around in their underwear. The Bible passage says that God hates the way the people worship their gods.