Funfair Billionaire
Release date: Mar 31, 2025
Developers: Yunogames
Publishers: Yunogames
Genres: Casual, Simulation, Strategy
Categories: Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Cloud, Stats, Family Sharing
Supported languages: English, French

Do you dream of becoming a billionaire by draining rigged carnival machines? Welcome to FUNFAIR BILLIONAIRE , the game where you throw your fake money into shady attractions just for the thrill of watching numbers go up (or not). A game that reeks of sweat, blurry pixels, and questionable game design. Built with the blood, sweat, and tears of a developer who probably should have stayed an accountant but instead decided to create his 'masterpiece'—badly optimized and with a certain disdain for usability. ✨ A GAMEPLAY EXPERIENCE AS ADDICTIVE AS IT IS UNFAIR ✨ 💸 Throw your fake cash into machines as rigged as your last failed relationship: 🎰 Slot Machine – Win big! (Well… if the algorithm decides to let you.) 🕹 Coin Pusher – Watch coins fall and experience a shameful level of excitement. 🦾 Claw Machine – A physics system straight out of a nightmare. Good luck grabbing that cursed gold bar. 🔴 Roulette – Bet everything on red, instantly regret it.  ♣   Blackjack – Bank always wins. 🔑 KeyMaster – Look at it bounce like a half-cooked spaghetti 🦓 Zebra Race – Don't... Don't play this. It is the best way to win.  🇯🇵 Pachinko  – We're still trying to figure out how it works. ⭐ THE FORTUNE TELLER MACHINE: A MYSTERIOUS VOID ⭐ Too much money? Seek wisdom from The Fortune Teller Machine , a mystical entity that promises to reveal your destiny… but, let’s be honest, mostly mocks you. Mystical? Yes. Useful? Absolutely not. But who knows? Maybe it’s right (spoiler: it’s not). 🎵 A SOUND EXPERIENCE STRAIGHT FROM HELL 🎧 Every sound in this game was personally crafted by the developer . And guess what? He has zero musical talent . Expect off-key jingles, suspiciously sourced sound effects, and a soundtrack that will make you question your love for music. 🔥 FEATURES WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE TESTED 🔥 🌬 Graphics – An unintentional tribute to the PS2 era, but blurrier. 🔋 Optimization – Runs at 22 FPS on a gaming PC yet somehow hits 60 FPS on a toaster. 😡 Guaranteed Rage – Every session is a life lesson in existential frustration. FUNFAIR BILLIONAIRE is the game that will make you say: 'Why am I still playing this?' and then 'Alright, just one more round...' Available on Steam. Buy it, or just throw your money out the window—the result will be the same. 🎡🎰💸