Justin Freeman's Build A House
Release date: May 31, 2024
Developers: Justin Freeman
Publishers: Justin Freeman
Genres: RPG
Categories: Single-player, Family Sharing
Supported languages: English

In this satirical parody of the house-building genre, hapless millennial Guy struggles against government corruption and a recessive 20-teens economy to get an education, hold down a job, marry his sweetheart, and most importantly build a house. Follow Guy through hilarious RPG misadventures, interesting puzzles and platforming action in a hybrid 2D/3D world as you work your way toward one of multiple endings. Will you be shot to death by police with itchy trigger fingers? Drown in student loan debt? Or beat the odds and save the town? The outcome is up to you! So set off on the adventure! Climb the literal mountains of government paperwork! Fight the system! Make a pittance at your menial job, and shake your head in frustration as Boomers accuse you of eating too much avocado toast! If you're lucky, in the end you might even get to BUILD A HOUSE! Warning: For Mature Audiences Only.

Press reviews: “'Better than Ocarina of Time!'” 100 – Justin's Wife Who Knows Nothing About Video Games 

Notes: WARNING: The game you are about to play contains depictions of murder, suicide, violence, gore, nudity, rape, substance abuse, foul language, kidnapping, stealing, political corruption and a host of other sins, crimes, and horrors. The game is intended as a political satire whose purpose is to denigrate such activities, and the maker of the game does not in any way condone the bad behaviors displayed herein. The game is intended for mature adult players only, and the player's discretion is advised.