No Time For Pants
Release date: Oct 23, 2025
Developers: Pixel Push Inc
Publishers: Pixel Push Inc
Genres: Action
Categories: Single-player, Family Sharing
Supported languages: English

You are a Neural Organic Replicant Model , or N.O.R.M. You wake in a mysterious facility and quickly realize you are not alone. The facility’s artificial intelligence has taken over - and the result is horrific. Find what you need to escape and survive as long as you can. Unlock new weapons, gear, and attachments as you delve deeper into the facility. You sense your humanity slipping away as you become the monster you need to be to escape… if you were ever human at all. Key Systems Procedurally Generated Runs Facility layouts, encounters, vent connections, and loot paths are randomized every run. No two attempts are the same, forcing constant adaptation and planning. Tactical Combat Crawl through vents with a suppressed rifle or take enemies head-on with a fully automatic shotgun. You are the agent of emergent chaos. Extraction-Based Risk Loop If you want to keep it, you have to survive long enough to bring it back. If you want it rebuilt later, you must turn it in at the Terminal. Persistent Meta Progression Death is inevitable - but progress is permanent. Materials and implants persist across each life, making the next N.O.R.M. more powerful than the last. Meaningful Gear & Loadout Decisions Weapons, attachments, and gear change how you play and the choices you make. Experiment with loadouts to survive with whatever you can find. Every death is a chance to learn. Every life is a chance to evolve into something too powerful to contain. 

Press reviews: “It’s unfair, brutal, and totally uncompromising, and that’s exactly what makes it great.” Steam User nato187 “The first time I put on the sunglasses I smirked at how creative this Dev was. When I put my first sight on a gun I couldn't help but fall in love.” Steam User whatisgod “No Time For Pants stands out as a brilliantly designed roguelite that rewards precision, adaptability, and a twisted sense of humor. Its combination of tactical combat, procedural generation, and progression-through-failure design ensures hours of replayability.” Vox Odyssey 

Notes: While the graphics of No Time For Pants are stylized and pixelated, the violence can depict heads exploding and lots of blood and dead bodies.