The Bard's Tale ARPG: Remastered and Resnarkled
Release date: Dec 11, 2009
Developers: inXile Entertainment
Publishers: inXile Entertainment
Genres: Action, Adventure, RPG
Categories: Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Trading Cards, Partial Controller Support, Family Sharing
Supported languages: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Polish, Russian

Just Updated The all-new Remastered & Resnarked update adds support for Steam Achievements and Steam Trading Cards, as well as Italian language support, compatibility improvements with 64-bit systems, and more! PC Features Includes Original Classic Trilogy! Experience the legendary games that started it all! Full keyboard & mouse controls, as well as controller support. Supports English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, Polish and Russian languages. German voice-over (accessible under Sound Options when game language is set to German)! High-resolution and widescreen support! Performance enhancements. External URLs links on main menu for support pages and related media. Bug fixes to original console release. About the Game Now includes original classic games The Bard’s Tale 1, 2 & 3! You are the Bard: a selfish rogue weary of pointless sub-quests and rat-infested cellars. Through magical song you summon characters to join your quest! Prepare to immerse yourself in over 20-30 hours of adventure, featuring: 50 enemy types (not counting bosses!) A vast world to explore with towns, wild forests, rivers, castles, towers, secret dungeons, snowy mountains, caverns, haunted tombs and more A full cast of bizarre NPC’s Over a dozen special boss enemies to defeat 16 magical characters to discover and then summon at will to aid you Over 150 unique items of weaponry, armor, instruments, tokens, artifacts and loot! More Song & Dance numbers than any other game, including a zombie dance-off! Over 14 hours of outstanding voice-acting from top Hollywood talent, including Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) as the Bard, and the inimitable Tony Jay as the Narrator Classics Games—includes original classic games The Bard’s Tale 1, 2 & 3. 

Press reviews: “The Bard’s Tale is easily the funniest game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played all the funny games out there.” – IGN “Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard’s Tale” – Game Chronicles “This game is satire in its sharpest form” – Cheat Code Central