Bad Bitch Blasters
Release date: Oct 26, 2025
Developers: Goiaba Megas Xellox
Publishers: Goiaba Megas Xellox
Genres: Adventure, Indie, RPG, Strategy
Categories: Single-player, Steam Achievements, Custom Volume Controls, Adjustable Difficulty, Keyboard Only Option, Mouse Only Option, Playable without Timed Input, Save Anytime, Family Sharing
Supported languages: English

HELL YEAH !!! Jennyfer, Norma, Ronaldo and Fu will work togetha to absolutely WIPE 'The Organization' out of this planet, then relaese 'Tainah, The Legendary Devourer of Dead', to completely DESTROY everything asnd KILL EVERYONE FOREVER. But of course 'The organization' woulndt' let you. and thats EXATCLY when the never-ending blood splatterer MENACE (that you may know as 'turn based roleplaying strategy') takes place. You will encounter many many weirdos that will help, and have to kill many LOSERS like like The Police, bounty hunters, garbage cans, formless amalgams, robot machines of mass destruction, and aLOTof othre bullshit actually GAMING AS YOU KNWO IS OVER. this game will absolutlely DESTROY ALL your expectations EVER and ABSOLULTETY ANIHILATE your soul. this bad boy got EVERYTHING: - an absolute CRAPload of typos and sweaing (it is even worse than this Steam page) - no grinding and no level-ups - 26 recruitable characters - VERY unconventional turn based strategy - topnotch MS Paint masterpiece animations that WILL drop youre jaw - every enemy is unique and they rarely repeat, IM SERIOUS, the animations are AWESOME - arcade-game-fast-paced hardcore gaming (this game is like 3 hours long) - huge replayability with over 20 hours to actually do EVERYTHIGN - every decisio you EVER take will impact the game HEAVILY - 8 different endings that will genuinely feel like you achievend something - a LOT of flippin' secrets like cheat codes and secret characters and story scenes - a lot of things learned from my first game, Demonpact: Clarice (yes this is the second) After playing Bad Bitch Blasters, the most ADHD fuelled ultimate brain frying gaming experience of your LIFE, you will NEVER EVER RECOVER. no other videog ame in the UNIVERES will satisfy your ITCH for genuinely psycho-insane top-notch hardcore arcade RPG ever. Are you a bad enough bitches to blast them all really hard forever? 


Notes: This game depicts cartoony violence, but excessive swearing and suggestive dialog. It touches dark themes like death, suicide and wrong usage of medication.