Rectangle Guy
Release date: Apr 20, 2023
Developers: The Bare Minimum Studios
Publishers: The Bare Minimum Studios
Genres: Action, Adventure, Indie
Categories: Single-player, Family Sharing
Supported languages: English

Rectangle Guy embarks on an epic adventure across the world to achieve... um... what exactly? To be honest, I'm not entirely sure. But you can find out by playing the game! Who is Rectangle Guy? Rectangle Guy is the protagonist of Rectangle Guy. He's got pristine fashion sense, a 'unique' sense of humor and he's an all around great guy. You'll get pretty familiar with him over the course of the game and may even learn of unexpected stuff about the guy, if you know where to look. Totally Epic Features The Down Dash - Got a massive mouth demon chasing you? Need to impress a girl? Maybe someone is holding a gun to your head and telling you that you need to increase your falling speed? Well no matter which of those situations you find yourself in, Rectangle Guy's signature down dash ability will be able to help you out. Challenging Bosses - In addition to regular platforming levels, Rectangle Guy also features some challenging boss fights. During these, we use our innovative Fire Panel™ technology to take down foes. And don't worry, there's no stupid random elements during these. By the end of these boss fights, you'll be running circles around the suckers. A Whole Bunch of Environments - During the course of this game, Rectangle Guy will find himself in a lot of different areas. From the relaxing Grassy Plains to the gorgeous Profit City, there's always more to see. And, I mean, I don't wanna spoil anything but lemme tell ya some of the later worlds get WACKY. Warden on the Job - Warden on the Job is an epilogue to the main story of Rectangle Guy added for the game's one year anniversary. Embark on a new journey with Rectangle Guy, traveling through familiar environments which have now corrupted by the True Void. Ever wonder what would happen if a rift to a dangerous, otherworldly dimension opened up in the middle of a field or a city? Well now your sick curiosities can be answered. Time Attack Mode - The regular levels don't seem to be hard enough for you? Well don't worry, because Time Attack mode will give you a run for your money. Given a very strict timer, you will have to speed your way through levels. Clearing a Time Attack level is already hard enough, but the truly insane players will go for the elusive R ranking. A Plethora of Post Game Modes - The main adventure is great of course, but if you become a true Rectangle Guy enthusiast, you may want more. Well don't worry, as there is a BUNCH of stuff to do after the main adventure. And when I say a bunch, I MEAN a bunch. There are hours of additional levels and challenges after the credits roll (some of which may be too difficult for their own good). You sold yet? If not, look at this lil doggy. How you gonna say no to the lil doggy? 


Notes: I'm a stupid kid and so I put some stuff in the game I thought was funny that probably isn't appropriate for younger audiences, like a couple instances of using profanity. Besides me finding the word shit funny, there is a bit of nightmarish and demonic imagery here and there that younger players may find frightening or troubling. I don't wanna describe anything for spoiler reasons but like none of it is TOOOO bad due to the game's art style.