Poverty is a Choice
Release date: Sep 17, 2018
Developers: Ugliest Horse Studio
Publishers: Ugliest Horse Studio
Genres: Casual, Indie, Simulation
Categories: Single-player, Family Sharing
Supported languages: English

Being poor is a choice, you are just too stupid to not pick it As everyone knows the simplest way to make money is to trade stocks. If you don't know how, try asking your Fathers assistant or the guys at the racket ball club. A failure to make enough to live lavishly is a fundamental personal failure on the part of the person. Just stop working at McBurger-fil-a and get a better job. In this life simulator you can - Trade stocks like a pro! Place Market orders after-hours during a downturn! Operate on Margin! Purchase ETFs! Take advantage of the working class*! Get hooked to coke as your reach exceeds your grasp! Uncover the cabal of lizard people manipulating the world**!!! *Don't worry, they are probably black, foreign, or women ** JK its just old white guys 

Press reviews: “He's such a cute young man, I just wish he would get a real job” 10/10 – My Mum “Well that just sounds weird art project, not a game. I don't get it.” 7/10 – My Mate in the pub 

Notes: This product contains jokes or language that some may find offensive. It also parodies power and wealth inequalities in ways that may make the 1% uncomfortable. It is possible in the settings menu to set "Streamer mode" that remove any vulgar langue, tho the tone will remain the same.