Armed Animals RPG
Release date: Aug 24, 2025
Developers: Strejda Jenda Productions
Publishers: Strejda Jenda Productions
Genres: Action, Indie, RPG
Categories: Single-player, Camera Comfort, Color Alternatives, Custom Volume Controls, Narrated Game Menus, Playable without Timed Input, Save Anytime, Stereo Sound, Family Sharing
Supported languages: English

World war three breaks out and the animals have had it with humans aimlessly and meaninglessly destroying their home planet. In a synchronized attack, from sea cucumbers to mandrills, they unite and wipe out all humanity worldwide in under two hours. Years pass and the animals restore the Earth to an intelligent interspecies society existing within the Earth´s flowery beauty of cultivated, cared for nature. With the passage of time however, a spark of chaos spreads an all-consuming fire. A group of violent cat-fascist rioters spreads hate and greed to the harmonious animal society and ultimately seizes political power. You step into the story as a major ranking soldier of the animal society´s original, now outlawed army, determined to avenge the death of his general.     Explore and make both friends and enemies in a world of colorful animal personalities. High-octane combat , combining gameplay elements of top down tactical shooters, bullet hell shmups, beat-em-ups, and point and click adventure games all to form a unique and fun gameplay hybrid. Fight through an onslaught of a large variety of enemies , on the way to fulfilling your mission. Timing, positioning and patience is key . The enemies are not designed with your victory in mind, they are designed to kill you and they are pretty good at doing so. You will have not to just run around, get behind cover and shoot, but to think quickly and try to outsmart them. Hesitation means death. Engage in diagnosis and treatment of your character´s physical maladies in a highly complex health simulation system. Get poisoned, drunk, constipated, diarrhea, bacterially infected and many more symptoms and sicknesses from different causes. Use a variety of drugs including alcohol, cigarettes and cigars, crack, cocaine, methanphetamine and many more. Get addicted and overdose with different effects depending dynamically on your workout routine and diet. Upon combining drugs, the effects of their use do not just stack, but interact realistically. (This usually kills you and is never good to do, but it´s there.) The health simulation allows for realistic drug abuse rehabilitation. Actively inhale different kinds of organic solvents too! Talk to many fully voice acted NPCs. Kill any NPC and have the world, gameplay and story change depending on that. Make choices, and ultimately tell your character´s story . Will you be the bringer of light to your world, or will you soak and drown in your own shit? Become fascist, embrace complete failure, hang yourself. The story changes not only based on your choices, but your failures too. A lot of times you can not go back and have your friends die or your bunker destroyed for the rest of the game. Choose and customize your loadout, bulletproof armor and equipment. Manage your bunker, have animals join it to help you, hang out with friends. Hunt for many different species of bugs, sell them, or give them as a gift to your friends. Learn the truth about the animal fascist mystery . 


Notes: The game contains highly stylized, but intense violence. There are clear depictions of genitalia. The game contains depictions of use of illegal drugs and their use has realistic effects on the character´s health. There are clear references to fascist symbolism, including altered swastika symbols. The game contains urination and defecation. The game contains strong language and swearing.