Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher
Release date: Mar 28, 2023
Developers: Intelligible Games
Publishers: Intelligible Games
Genres: Adventure, Indie, Free To Play
Categories: Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Cloud
Supported languages: English

Everyone Socrates Jones knows seems to love philosophy— everyone except Socrates himself. A simple accountant from New York, Socrates was never interested in philosophical questions or the art of arguing. But when he finds himself debating for his life against a queue of famous philosophers, Socrates Jones has no choice but to expand his horizons in a quest to find the nature of morality. The classic game, rebuilt for Steam! Face off in interactive debates against a host of famous philosophers— and a deer repellent salesman. Ask questions and present counterpoints to find problems in your opponent's ideas and cut through their NONSENSE! A loving homage to a certain lawyerly game series, Pro Philosopher introduces its own mechanical twists to cross-examination gameplay, all wrapped up in a charming story and healthy helping of humor. If you've never played Pro Philosopher before, now's a great time to discover why people enjoyed it the first time around— It's free! And fans of the original release can look forward to: Greatly polished presentation! Higher resolution assets across the board! New 16:9 layout! Improved UI during debates. Improved UI in general! New gameplay features! Controller Support! Achievements! Dynamic conversation logging! The groundbreaking ability to save whenever you want! Additional script polish! A few weirdly worded lines are a little less weird! Em dashes instead of double hyphens! Double hyphens are a categorical evil. Perhaps a little something extra somewhere... 

Press reviews: “A critical (thinking) hit. It's funny, weird and thought-provoking” Rock Paper Shotgun “Great art and a light-hearted take on some big ideas” 9/10 – JayIsGames