Evil Pongon Game
Release date: Oct 21, 2025
Developers: Pongon, Anto, Jamie, troll_stickman
Publishers: idk dude me?
Genres: Action, Casual, Indie, Early Access
Categories: Single-player, Steam Achievements, Custom Volume Controls, Stats, Steam Leaderboards, Family Sharing
Supported languages: English

EVIL PONGON GAME is a high-speed 2D platformer that blends precision movement with bullet-hell boss battles. CORE GAMEPLAY You play as Pongon, navigating treacherous platforming gauntlets inspired by Super Meat Boy's tight controls and Pizza Tower's momentum-based movement. Master wall-jumping, dashing, and advanced mobility techniques to speedrun through increasingly challenging levels. UNIQUE MECHANICS The Timer of Doom : Reach the hourglass at each level's end to trigger a countdown. When it hits zero, ENPHOSO materializes, a relentless entity that phases through walls and pursues you. Escape back to the start before contact means game over. Dual Combat Systems : Standard levels use traditional platforming, while boss encounters shift to Undertale-style bullet-hell battles where you dodge attacks in a confined arena. Risk-Reward Economy : Enphosolings (the main enemies) don't deal damage, they steal 50 riches per hit. Collect currency throughout levels to unlock customization options and upgrades. FEATURES Fully customizable controls (default: WASD, Arrow Keys, Space, Shift, E, F) Speedrunning-focused level design with built-in timer. Multiple movement abilities that chain together for advanced techniques Boss fights with unique attack patterns 3-5 hours of content in Early Access (expandable with speedrun optimization) CURRENT EARLY ACCESS CONTENT 4+ platforming levels across 3 distinct zones 2 major boss encounters Character customization system Practice mode for perfecting difficult sections The game rewards mastery, what takes hours on your first attempt can be conquered in minutes once you've learned the optimal routes and movement techniques. 

Press reviews: “this game sucks ass” 0 stars – me