Pocket Hoes
Release date: May 17, 2025
Developers: HJP
Publishers: HJP
Genres: Indie, RPG
Categories: Single-player, Family Sharing
Supported languages: English

Pocket Hoes is a hilarious “dating” simulator where charm, mayhem and questionable decisions go hand in hand. You play as an adorable (or desperate?) protagonist who suddenly finds himself surrounded by a group of wild, unique and unpredictable girls, each with their own quirks, drama and hilarious personalities. From the goth girl who only speaks in cryptic poetry, to the clown girl who goes mad with rage in real life, to the tan elf who takes every date as a live broadcast, your goal is simple: win their hearts, ridiculous conversation after ridiculous conversation. The game combines lighthearted storytelling with quirky scenarios and choice-based dialogue. Grow your relationships and discover each girl's story, and even some strange secrets along the way. With colorful art, absurd humor, and a host of whores to get along with (or scare away), Pocket Hoes is perfect for players looking for fun, flirty mayhem with a hint of heart. Will you be able to make it through awkward dates, bizarre challenges and romantic disasters? 


Notes: sexual assault jokes, sex, nudity, genitals, BDSM