This Is Why We Don't Play Golf
Release date: Dec 16, 2025
Developers: Hmph. Studios
Publishers: Hmph. Studios
Genres: Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie
Categories: Single-player, Multi-player, PvP, Online PvP, Co-op, Online Co-op, Steam Achievements, Camera Comfort, Color Alternatives, Custom Volume Controls, Adjustable Difficulty, Playable without Timed Input, Save Anytime, Partial Controller Support, Steam Cloud, Family Sharing
Supported languages: English, German, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Spanish - Latin America

Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. Welcome to This Is Why We Don't Play Golf - the chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably. You're hauling a golf ball up a mountain, one swing at a time, and gravity has a personal vendetta against you. Okay it's simple, you hit your golf ball, or your friend, from platform to hazard to wall to floor to ceiling... every surface is a perfectly calculated opportunity. Play alone and question life choices; play with a friend and question theirs too. Climb up (hopefully more than down) multiple unique regions with unique hazards Bring a friend or go alone, but the mountain has room for 2 players to suffer together Play with a chaos-physics golf ball with a cruel sense of humor Break the game before it breaks you; the line between bug, mechanic, or creative solution is your call Hike to the top in 2-4 hours (if you're good) or 8+ hours (if you brought THAT friend) Warning: Side effects include creative vocabulary expansion.