Idle Life - An Idle Game
Release date: Jul 14, 2025
Developers: Blackline Development
Publishers: Blackline Development
Genres: Casual, Indie, Strategy, Early Access
Categories: Single-player, Steam Achievements, Camera Comfort, Color Alternatives, Mouse Only Option, Playable without Timed Input, Save Anytime, Touch Only Option, Partial Controller Support, Steam Cloud, Steam Leaderboards, Family Sharing
Supported languages: English, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Italian, Simplified Chinese

Welcome to the grind, loser. We hope you brought snacks. You start in the mud. Broke. Confused. Ten hours later you're running a hyper-optimized mining empire, yelling at your dog for wasting your IRL energy. This isn’t just an idle game — this is your new second job. Without pay. Without health insurance. But with dopamine. 🛠 What to expect: Brutal Progression: Every click matters. Every resource is earned. Regret is a mechanic. Deep Crafting Web: If it exists, you probably made it from twigs, dust, and trauma. Prestige Mechanics: Reset. Profit. Repeat. Classic, but evil. Scaling Like a Maniac: Soft caps. Hard caps. Emotional caps. Idle, Not Dead: Plays in the background… until you blink and it’s 3:27 AM. Low System Impact: Runs on a potato. Destroys your soul, not your CPU. 🚫 What’s NOT included: No microtransactions No loot boxes No fake 'idle' systems No blockchain garbage No mercy 🧠 Built for people who: Reboot runs over 0.01% inefficiency Read patch notes for fun Optimize their grandma's garden Think numbers > feelings 💬 Totally real reviews: 'Missed my grandma’s birthday. She understands.' – Tim, 42 'This game taught me math. Then punished me for it.' – Former Valedictorian '96 hours in. No idea if I’m having fun.' – Person With No Face 'It runs on a toaster. I still overclocked it.' – Linus (not that one) 📈 Final Notes: Frequent updates New items & quests added weekly Steam Deck friendly (but not legally liable for addiction)