The Real Man Summer Championship 2019
Release date: Sep 20, 2019
Developers: SpikyPike
Publishers: SpikyPike
Genres: Action, Casual, Indie, Sports
Categories: Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Cloud, Family Sharing
Supported languages: English

Inspired by the classic NES and Arcade sports games such as Track & Field, Gold Medal Challenge and California Games, The Real Man Summer Championship 2019 offers many different action-packed and tactical mini 'sport' games brought to life with modern graphics. Features: Each contestant has his own movement style, skills (lack of such) and special items, which gives him unique dirty tactics for winning the challenges and cheating his way to high scores. 5 seasons/difficulties, with total of 40 different challenges, all with their extra rules, twists and graphics. Compelling story mode where each character has an award-worthy backstory and a bittersweet ending, which will make you cry like a teenage girl whose favorite pop star just retired. Challenges are more about timing your actions and managing your resources rather than breaking your controller/keyboard by excessive button smash smash smaaashiing. Tons of hidden secrets , unlockable characters (perhaps even a female ?!?) , harder and weirder unlockable levels and game modes, secret endings, and mind-boggling achievements! Suitable for all genders. Nobody wants to be a 'Real Man' as portrayed in the game anyway. A Real Man eats his snot: it is delicious and full of vitamins. 

Press reviews: “It feels a lot like slathering LSD between two pieces of bread and even while eating your felony sandwich” GrayStillPlays “I've never played something so offensive and awful” Sonoket Gaming “seriously WTF are we watching???” A random twitch viewer 

Notes: -Alcohol misuse. Game does not encourage to it though. -Some violence, including shooting with firearms and some self-harm.