Looking For Waifu
Release date: Aug 11, 2025
Developers: UnemployedGuyGames
Publishers: UnemployedGuyGames
Genres: Adventure, Casual, Indie
Categories: Single-player, Custom Volume Controls, Playable without Timed Input, Stereo Sound, Family Sharing
Supported languages: English

😼 LOOKING FOR WAIFU You’re a lonely cat. You want a waifu. You will climb anything to get one. Welcome to the most cursed platformer ever made by a totally unemployed guy with too much free time and emotional damage. This isn’t just a game. It’s a lifestyle. It’s pain. It’s LOOKING FOR WAIFU . 💗 You climb for love. You fall for content. You play because you hate yourself. LOOKING FOR WAIFU — coming soon to ruin your day. 🧱 What is this nonsense? 🧍‍♂️ You’re a weird puffy cat. 📦 The world is stacked with random trash from the internet. 💔 You fall once = cry. 🤡 You fall twice = uninstall. 🧎 You climb for hours… to simp for anime girls that don’t even know you exist. 🔥 Features (probably): 🚫 No checkpoints, no saves, just pure suffering. 🧠 Physics that feel like they were coded by a raccoon on Red Bull. 🐈 Cute cat. Dripless. Desperate. 🗿 Anime statues, toilets in the sky, spinning fans, and emotional trauma. 🎙️ Mocking voice lines to destroy your self-esteem. 🚀 Go to space. Or don’t. Probably won’t even make it past the vending machine. ⚠️ WARNING: May cause rage, regret, and spontaneous uninstall. Contains 0 actual waifus. Still better love story than your last situationship.