Nope Nope Nope Nurses
Release date: Jan 19, 2023
Developers: Dark One!
Publishers: Shiravune
Genres: Adventure
Categories: Single-player, Steam Cloud, Family Sharing
Supported languages: English, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese

FEATURES A visual novel about a hospital where all the nurses are the worst Full Japanese voice acting by seasoned professionals SUMMARY Yamada falls into the clutches of the “OG Three,” a triple threat of veteran nurses! CHARACTERS One of the veteran nurses that make up the “OG Three” at the hospital I’m in. Out of all the other nurses here, I’m scared of her the most. Since the day she became my primary nurse, she has been incessantly whispering horrible things into my ear. And the more I show it's getting to me, the happier she gets. I really wish she would leave me alone. However, Numajiri seems to like me or something because whether I’m sleeping or going to the convenience store, she always follows me around. Another member of the “OG Three.” When Yamaguchi told me my primary nurse for this week would be Kiritani, she looked at me like she was pitying me. I heard that Kiritani is a former delinquent who was feared by everyone in her hometown… But I’m not gonna trust the rumors! After all, Kiritani seems nice, inside and out. Maybe a bit frail-looking, but a real beauty with presence. Calling someone like that a former delinquent has got to be some kind of terrible joke. She actually treats me in the nicest way possible… Tendo is the last of the “OG Three.” She’s an eccentric person who’s always laughing. Is she always in a really good mood, or is she just completely cracked...? I think that rather than seeing me as a patient that needs assistance, she sees me more as a rarity and thus a friend worth playing with... or maybe a toy? Any way you slice it, she’s a very dangerous person with no common sense. But since she’s the daughter of the head nurse who basically runs this hospital, no one can tell her off. Will I make it to my discharge date safely? A new nurse at the hospital. She has plenty of energy and a go-getter attitude, but she fails at everything she does and spends half her time getting scolded. I’ve seen her hiding and crying in unpopulated areas of the hospital many times. She’s the kind of person that you can’t leave alone, so even I try to do what I can for her. The first nurse that was in charge of me after I got admitted. She’s beautiful and does her job well… But some things happened and now she hates me. This is another nurse who took care of me… Her personality is a bit out there and she has a lot of problems. And her tendency towards unending, unfounded resentment makes her personality pretty annoying. “If I’m loser, what does that make you? Scum? Trash? A maggot?” Another nurse who was in charge of me who happens to be a former delinquent. She’s not a bad person… or at least I want to believe she’s not. But as she’s crude and violent, I don’t really think being a nurse suits her… Another of the nurses who took care of me, but one of the younger ones. It seems she’s friendly with Mochizuki since they’re both young. Which is nice, but… Since she’s got a lazy streak a mile wide, she sometimes comes to my room to skip out on work. --- ■Meet the sinister trio that even the other nurses fear! “Begrudging Nurse” Tachibana, “Insidious Nurse” Kurokawa, “Violent Nurse” Yamaguchi, and “Demotivational Nurse” Hiramatsu. Just like the rumors said, this hospital’s got nothing but nurses with the worst personalities. I had no idea there could be anybody worse than them! These three aren't just nasty… They’re pure evil. Some are obsessive, some wicked, and others unpredictable. They're the absolute worst—and that's what makes them the best! ■A Story That’s Gaining Speed! Man, all I did was break some bones and get hospitalized. And yet everyone treats me like the scum of the earth! Plus, recently things here have been feeling off. Like there’s a dark cloud hanging over you no matter where you go… The basic gameplay loop is that these awful nurses give main character Yamada a hard time, over and over again. But they're very creative, so it never gets stale—and this time, the story that’s been waiting in the wings is finally taking center stage.


Notes: Contains mild verbal abuse and violent expressions. All characters are over the age of 18.