DRINK HUMAN BEANS
Release date: Dec 17, 2025
Developers: Last Dissent
Publishers: Last Dissent
Genres: Adventure, Indie
Categories: Single-player, Family Sharing
Supported languages: English

Mysterious Fulfillment Complexes that turn humans into virtual products are being constructed NEAR YOU! Features: Relatable phone-based interaction system. Immersive, simulated interactions in an enriching environment. A fully-expressive, consent based, dialogue system that provides you with a unique life-affirming personality. Privileges: Multiple opportunities for violence-based stress relief . Performance-based promotional opportunities allow for varying experiences of finality and operational re-alignment. Advanced placement possible for skilled operators in a non-disclosed field ( Security Clearance Required ). Minimum Qualifications: Must be able to read, quickly. Comfortable with phone-like human interfaces. Able to complete assigned tasks independently. Preferred Qualifications: Motivated to solve problems and navigate systems without formal training or a clear directive. Resilient to psychologically-demanding scenarios without clear resolutions. Possesses a natural inclination for cathartic, violence-based problem-solving. Strong desire to generate Value. Tinnitus resistance. Morally flexible. Important System Disclosures: Standard Break policy is in effect to maximize Operator Coherence . Occasional Service Outages may result in minor system instability. During outages, compliance with Secur Protoco l will ensure you have a safe and predictable experience. Any fear you experience as part of this simulated program is valid and real. Genuine human interaction is not available at this time. Disclaimers: *Payment is required prior to engaging in this unique opportunity. Compensation for your participation cannot be provided in a traditional format, and will instead be delivered directly as Value. 'The future of Capitalism is all about you swimming up a little straw when I suck on it.' Kotaku.gov 


Notes: This game contains extreme violence and dismemberment. Poorly drawn, vague, sexually suggestive doodles.