Hand Cannon: Janky Reality
Release date: Nov 20, 2025
Developers: Suicidal Robot Games
Publishers: Suicidal Robot Games
Genres: Action
Categories: Single-player, Steam Achievements, Partial Controller Support, Includes level editor, Remote Play on TV, Family Sharing
Supported languages: English

In the not-so-distant future, aliens invade and take over the earth, and only 1 man can stop them, Jack Johnson . There is only 1 problem. He has been dead for years. With the power of (not so) modern earth technology and stolen alien technology, Jack's cryopreserved body is brought back to life by Dr. Ilao. However, Jack's body is still not quite ready to join the war effort. He must complete the good doctor's simulation before he can start killing aliens. Take on the role of Jack Johnson and complete the simulation! Defeat 10 Bosses and 10 Mini-Bosses Complete 12 levels Unlock 8 unique weapons Metroidvania NG+  (Coming Soon) Create and share levels with friends and strangers (It is basically a Metroidvania maker if you have the patience.) A killer soundtrack! 1-bit graphics with a ton of unlockable pallets. Inspired by our favorite Blue Bomber. Easy mode for those who prefer to dash instead of recoil jumping. 


Notes: The game insinuates that humans are being used to procreate alien species against their will.