The Dev: Enter The Blockchain
Release date: Sep 29, 2023
Developers: The Dev!, Rockfire Games
Publishers: Rockfire Games
Genres: Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie, Simulation, Strategy, Early Access
Categories: Single-player, Family Sharing
Supported languages: English

SUMMARY Here, you will be challenged, hurt, and angered... For this, I pity you. I created this game not for you to win but for you to fail. The blockchain doesn't care about your saved file. It doesn't care whether you want to adjust your sensitivity or if you can't 'figure it out'. This game exists simply because it can. I am here to design a game that will break you, not out of spite, but because I am The Dev, and I can. If you beat this game, you are a true dev with honor. Good luck. GAMEPLAY 'The Dev: Enter The Blockchain' is a brutally punishing and annoying third-person 3D platforming game centered around the character, The Dev. In this game, you will play through multiple levels, each with its unique puzzles and challenges. From an arcade shooter level to a 3D platformer level, you'll experience the trials The Dev faces when entering the blockchain. This game unfolds within the photo-realistic, impeccably coded world of The Dev. Witness the inner workings of the blockchain, traverse the trailer park in 3D, and bask in the pure, unadulterated bliss of Dev Island. Your objective: progress through the levels to ultimately reunite with your most treasured possession. Levels you'll encounter include Dev Island, Ponzi Park, and even the blockchain itself. The clock is ticking. KEY FEATURES Enriched single-player narrative driven campaign Limited Settings - Keybindings, audio levels, mouse sensitivity... Adjust none of it. My game is perfectly balanced. Live Action Cut Scenes - You will experience live action cut scenes directly from The Dev himself made special for this game. Totally unskippable Immersive 3D Audio - Enjoy the atmosphere of ocean waves on Dev Island or the synth soundscape of the blockchain Full Graphic Scaling - So that regardless of your system, The Dev will be optimized for you. No loot boxes, micro-transactions or ANY additional purchases required - With the purchase of this game, you will never have to pay for any other content regardless of what it is in the future. Zero Customization - Enjoy the game how The Dev intended. Ponzi Boy Slaying - Live your wildest dreams as you take out the Ponzi Boy virtually inside this game Next Level Jumping Puzzles These will blow your mind and make you want to rip your hair out. The Dev: Enter The Blockchain is developed by a very small scale guerilla meme operation working inside of Langley, VA.

Press reviews: “Best F***ing game I ever made” - The Dev (Bitcoin creator) “This game stinks!” - Ponzi Boy 

Notes: Lots of cursing and tobacco use. You will also handle a weapon and need to shoot some people.