,Input,Output,Dialogue
0,What kind of phone(s) do you guys have?,I have a pixel. It's pretty great. Much better than what I had before. ,Does it really charge all the way in 15 min?
1,I have a pixel. It's pretty great. Much better than what I had before. ,Does it really charge all the way in 15 min?,"Pretty fast. I've never timed it, but it's under half an hour. "
2,Does it really charge all the way in 15 min?,"Pretty fast. I've never timed it, but it's under half an hour. ","cool. I've been thinking of getting one, my phone is at least four years old."
3,What kind of phone(s) do you guys have?,Samsung Galaxy J1. It's my first cell phone and I've had it for 7 months.,What do you think of it? Anything you don't like?
4,Samsung Galaxy J1. It's my first cell phone and I've had it for 7 months.,What do you think of it? Anything you don't like?,I love it. I can't think of anything I don't like about it.
5,What do you think of it? Anything you don't like?,I love it. I can't think of anything I don't like about it.,"I can think of a few complaints for my S6, but it's an overall great phone."
6,What kind of phone(s) do you guys have?,"LG Optimus V. I know, it's old.","If it does it's job, it's good enough!"
7,"LG Optimus V. I know, it's old.","If it does it's job, it's good enough!",Yep
8,My friend told me to kill myself :/,Don't kill yourself OP.,I won't give them the satisfaction ;)
9,Don't kill yourself OP.,I won't give them the satisfaction ;),:)
10,My friend told me to kill myself :/,"Fuck those losers, I'll /we'll be your friend ",Thanks :)
11,"Fuck those losers, I'll /we'll be your friend ",Thanks :),"Don't mention it, that's what friends are for"
12,I just won a state championship for debate.,No you didn't!,Huh?
13,No you didn't!,Huh?,Heh.
14,Huh?,Heh.,GOOD point
15,No you didn't!,Huh?,"""Huh?""

Surely you can give a better retort than that.
:-)"
16,So I got a girlfriend the other day?,CONGRATS! Hope you are as happy as you could possibly be :),Oh I definitely am! I still find myself questioning if that actually happened...
17,CONGRATS! Hope you are as happy as you could possibly be :),Oh I definitely am! I still find myself questioning if that actually happened...,"Don't question it, just enjoy every moment you have ahah"
18,So I got a girlfriend the other day?,That's so lovely!! Basically my gay-ass goals.,Gay ASS GOALS. Double entendres here 
19,That's so lovely!! Basically my gay-ass goals.,Gay ASS GOALS. Double entendres here ,Which one was the intended one? We may never know... 
20,So I got a girlfriend the other day?,"so mate, you missed out the important bit, did you stick it in her/get stuck? ",Um. Im a girl. Also. Is that your only motivation?
21,"so mate, you missed out the important bit, did you stick it in her/get stuck? ",Um. Im a girl. Also. Is that your only motivation?,"Not my only motivation, but life isnt worth living if you didnt have a good bang"
22,Um. Im a girl. Also. Is that your only motivation?,"Not my only motivation, but life isnt worth living if you didnt have a good bang","Sounds like it is his only motivation, sadly."
23,Im getting married in an hour.,"Good luck. I don't know why you'd need it, but good luck anyways. ",To not cry or trip. Haha. Thank you. :)
24,"Good luck. I don't know why you'd need it, but good luck anyways. ",To not cry or trip. Haha. Thank you. :),"&gt; not cry

are you insane

you ought to be sobbing on your wedding day"
25,To not cry or trip. Haha. Thank you. :),"&gt; not cry

are you insane

you ought to be sobbing on your wedding day","In my 6 class textbook (and 7th class extra book too), there was this poem on bridal tears"
26,"&gt; not cry

are you insane

you ought to be sobbing on your wedding day","In my 6 class textbook (and 7th class extra book too), there was this poem on bridal tears",Share with the class
27,To not cry or trip. Haha. Thank you. :),"&gt; not cry

are you insane

you ought to be sobbing on your wedding day",I totally did not cry. Durin the ceremony anyway. Before and after is a different story. 
28,Im getting married in an hour.,seeing as I'm four hours late... HOW'D IT GO??!?!!? 🎉,Amazing. It was so much fun. Super easy to do. 
29,seeing as I'm four hours late... HOW'D IT GO??!?!!? 🎉,Amazing. It was so much fun. Super easy to do. ,Would you wedding again? 
30,Im getting married in an hour.,Enjoy divorce raping your husband and making him pay child support in a few years time! :),You must be popular. 
31,Enjoy divorce raping your husband and making him pay child support in a few years time! :),You must be popular. ,And fun to be aound. Hahha
32,You must be popular. ,And fun to be aound. Hahha,"Well, the rest of us hope you had a nice day :) "
33,And fun to be aound. Hahha,"Well, the rest of us hope you had a nice day :) ",Thank you. :)
34,Im getting married in an hour.,Congrats dude! Wish you a amazing life ahead ,Dude? Did you read the text even? 
35,Congrats dude! Wish you a amazing life ahead ,Dude? Did you read the text even? ,Dude is just a term man it's chill bro :P
36,Dude? Did you read the text even? ,Dude is just a term man it's chill bro :P,"Yes I understand that, you folks don't use dudette in your part of the world or what? "
37,Dude is just a term man it's chill bro :P,"Yes I understand that, you folks don't use dudette in your part of the world or what? ",I'm from NZ it's all dudes bros and mates (all are gender neutral here)
38,Dude is just a term man it's chill bro :P,"Yes I understand that, you folks don't use dudette in your part of the world or what? ",I've heard dudette but it just sounds weird haha
39,"Do you want to talk about something? Even better, everything? This is the chat for you",Do you like any foreign language music?,"Hey, I thought you forgot about me. You've asked me this question before, remember?"
40,Do you like any foreign language music?,"Hey, I thought you forgot about me. You've asked me this question before, remember?",My mistake sorry about that no I didn't forget about you at all😀😊☺
41,"Hey, I thought you forgot about me. You've asked me this question before, remember?",My mistake sorry about that no I didn't forget about you at all😀😊☺,"It's not a mistake, just a coincidence"
42,My mistake sorry about that no I didn't forget about you at all😀😊☺,"It's not a mistake, just a coincidence",So how have you been?
43,"It's not a mistake, just a coincidence",So how have you been?,"t the moment I'm fine, how about you?"
44,So how have you been?,"t the moment I'm fine, how about you?",I'm doing fine😀😊☺
45,Do you ever have one of those days where everyone annoys you?,"One thing that I do to help myself is to write my feelings down, which is slight effective.",Like in a journal?
46,"One thing that I do to help myself is to write my feelings down, which is slight effective.",Like in a journal?,Yes. I love to journal.
47,Do you ever have one of those days where everyone annoys you?,It happens a lot when I'm tired,Yeah that too. 
48,It happens a lot when I'm tired,Yeah that too. ,"When that happens, I tend to get annoyed more easily and just want to go to bed"
49,I had a shitty night. What was the best thing which happened to you this week?,"I got an A on a project I was worried about, that was pretty relieving.",Woot. Sweet. What was it about? 
50,"I got an A on a project I was worried about, that was pretty relieving.",Woot. Sweet. What was it about? ,It was a website design project! 
51,Woot. Sweet. What was it about? ,It was a website design project! ,Show me! I'm a web designer. I love stuff like that. (if you can obviously) 
52,It was a website design project! ,Show me! I'm a web designer. I love stuff like that. (if you can obviously) ,"Oh lord, it's nothing special. Very basic stuff 😅"
53,What are some rules you live by ?,Never wage a land war in Russia. ,How does this have benefits ? 
54,Never wage a land war in Russia. ,How does this have benefits ? ,Since following this rule I have never once been eaten by a crocodile. 
55,How does this have benefits ? ,Since following this rule I have never once been eaten by a crocodile. ,:')
56,What are some rules you live by ?,"It may sound trite or cliched, but I try to live by the Golden Rule as much as possible.  ","It's not gay, when it's a three way ?"
57,"It may sound trite or cliched, but I try to live by the Golden Rule as much as possible.  ","It's not gay, when it's a three way ?",Not *that* golden rule!
58,Tell me 3 interesting facts about yourself.,"1) My hair is gray
2) My penis is huge
3) I like everyone. ",What is your wiener huge compared to?
59,"1) My hair is gray
2) My penis is huge
3) I like everyone. ",What is your wiener huge compared to?,Yours?
60,What is your wiener huge compared to?,Yours?,"Yea, but only after it has been folded in half."
61,Tell me 3 interesting facts about yourself.,"Had a cornea transplant

Won a car in 2009

Won a car in 2011",How'd you win each of the cars?
62,"Had a cornea transplant

Won a car in 2009

Won a car in 2011",How'd you win each of the cars?,"2009: Summer raffle, 5 tickets for $25

2011: local radio stations online contest."
63,Tell me 3 interesting facts about yourself.,"Had a cornea transplant

Won a car in 2009

Won a car in 2011","Hey friend, may I have some of that luck?"
64,"Had a cornea transplant

Won a car in 2009

Won a car in 2011","Hey friend, may I have some of that luck?",Can't win without trying.
65,I learned how to ride a bike today! I'm 22.,"Look at you go, boof! Proud of ya!",Thank you!!
66,"Look at you go, boof! Proud of ya!",Thank you!!,:)
67,I learned how to ride a bike today! I'm 22.,"good shit dude, i'm about to be 23 and i still can't lol",I find it hard to believe 'the dutch queen' cant ride a bike lol
68,"good shit dude, i'm about to be 23 and i still can't lol",I find it hard to believe 'the dutch queen' cant ride a bike lol,"""the dutch queen"" sounds like a euphemism :/"
69,"Just put three banana ice cream bars and some peanut butter in a blender because I got stood up a bunch last weekend, and I ain't even' tryin' this weekend.","I just wanted to order pizza and watch a movie, but the pizza stood me up. ;(",Will you be my pizza? &lt;3
70,"I just wanted to order pizza and watch a movie, but the pizza stood me up. ;(",Will you be my pizza? &lt;3,I thought you'd never ask! &lt;3
71,"Just put three banana ice cream bars and some peanut butter in a blender because I got stood up a bunch last weekend, and I ain't even' tryin' this weekend.","Hell yeah, you eat that...or drink that banana peanut blended ice cream! ",Daaamn right! 
72,"Hell yeah, you eat that...or drink that banana peanut blended ice cream! ",Daaamn right! ,Was it good? 
73,Daaamn right! ,Was it good? ,"Peanut butter and bananas.

Duh. :3"
74,Was it good? ,"Peanut butter and bananas.

Duh. :3",Was it more banana or peanut butter tasting? 
75,"Peanut butter and bananas.

Duh. :3",Was it more banana or peanut butter tasting? ,Yes.
76,"Just put three banana ice cream bars and some peanut butter in a blender because I got stood up a bunch last weekend, and I ain't even' tryin' this weekend.","Twenty dudes in one month? Guuurl, you can really move. Got any good stories?","Of me getting shot down?


....we could be here for days"
77,"Twenty dudes in one month? Guuurl, you can really move. Got any good stories?","Of me getting shot down?


....we could be here for days",Might help.
78,"Of me getting shot down?


....we could be here for days",Might help.,"Help you feel better, or help the ice cream companies make more money off of me? :/"
79,Might help.,"Help you feel better, or help the ice cream companies make more money off of me? :/","Both.....Oooor, understand why you got shot down."
80,I ordered a pizza almost two hours ago...,"What kind of pizza is it? Brand/ toppings
",Large pineapple and olive. Mmmm...
81,"What kind of pizza is it? Brand/ toppings
",Large pineapple and olive. Mmmm...,You should've got none pizza left beef! :D
82,Large pineapple and olive. Mmmm...,You should've got none pizza left beef! :D,None pizza left beef? Haha.
83,I ordered a pizza almost two hours ago...,mebbe i can be ur pizza tonite?,"Hell yeah, girl. &lt;3"
84,mebbe i can be ur pizza tonite?,"Hell yeah, girl. &lt;3",:3
85,"Hell yeah, girl. &lt;3",:3,"And together, we shall rule the world!"
86,:3,"And together, we shall rule the world!",yus. :3
87,"And together, we shall rule the world!",yus. :3,Yayyyyy. :3
88,I ordered a pizza almost two hours ago...,DAMN YOU PIZZA,I know! :(
89,DAMN YOU PIZZA,I know! :(,"The Acursed Pizza

*IN STORES NOW*"
90,I know! :(,"The Acursed Pizza

*IN STORES NOW*",Grrrrr...
91,"The Acursed Pizza

*IN STORES NOW*",Grrrrr...,Buy 1 Acursed Pizza get 1 FFREERE!!!
92,Grrrrr...,Buy 1 Acursed Pizza get 1 FFREERE!!!,\&gt;.&gt;
93,Buy 1 Acursed Pizza get 1 FFREERE!!!,\&gt;.&gt;,It's a limited time offer!
94,\&gt;.&gt;,It's a limited time offer!,What is?
95,"Former forever alone redditors, how did you find your loved ones? I kinda feel like I'm forever doomed to singlehood.",Have you asked people out on dates?,"Once like a few years ago, got rejected, never tried again.."
96,Have you asked people out on dates?,"Once like a few years ago, got rejected, never tried again..",Well that's your problem. Gotta ask. 
97,What does YOUR Friday look like?,Had a doctors appointment this morning and now I'll boot up Overwatch and get going. ,A relaxing day!
98,Had a doctors appointment this morning and now I'll boot up Overwatch and get going. ,A relaxing day!,"Yes, definitely! Pretty happy about that, too. "
99,What does YOUR Friday look like?,"*I usually go out with my friends, but I don't want to do it today, because I am tired.*",Any particular reason for being tired? Work? School?
100,"*I usually go out with my friends, but I don't want to do it today, because I am tired.*",Any particular reason for being tired? Work? School?,*School*
101,What was one positive thing that happened to you today?,I got a free lobster sandwich!,"That sounds delicious! I love lobster!
"
102,I got a free lobster sandwich!,"That sounds delicious! I love lobster!
","Next time we'll share :D

But today, no lobster 4 U."
103,"That sounds delicious! I love lobster!
","Next time we'll share :D

But today, no lobster 4 U.","yay :D
awe man, that's alright, honestly its quite pricy"
104,What was one positive thing that happened to you today?,Here's a funny one. I was constipated for five days and finally pooped today!,"Now that's what i'm talking about, I'd pin your comment to the top if I could"
105,Here's a funny one. I was constipated for five days and finally pooped today!,"Now that's what i'm talking about, I'd pin your comment to the top if I could",I love this comment
106,What was one positive thing that happened to you today?,I got a job offer,Woo Hoo! big or small company? is the pay going to be sufficient?
107,I got a job offer,Woo Hoo! big or small company? is the pay going to be sufficient?,"smallish, yes"
108,Woo Hoo! big or small company? is the pay going to be sufficient?,"smallish, yes","Oh that's just wonderful, what does the company do? if you don't mind me asking."
109,"smallish, yes","Oh that's just wonderful, what does the company do? if you don't mind me asking.",Build airplanes. 
110,"Oh that's just wonderful, what does the company do? if you don't mind me asking.",Build airplanes. ,"Well that's awesome, good luck with that man!"
111,What was one positive thing that happened to you today?,I got invited for a job interview tomorrow! :) ,Good luck!
112,I got invited for a job interview tomorrow! :) ,Good luck!,Thanks! 
113,What was one positive thing that happened to you today?,I passed a test I took in Spanish. :),That's great! I never learned :/
114,I passed a test I took in Spanish. :),That's great! I never learned :/,"It's never too late! Duolingo is a awesome way to start, I would die without it. :)"
115,That's great! I never learned :/,"It's never too late! Duolingo is a awesome way to start, I would die without it. :)",Thank you for the recommendation!
116,What was one positive thing that happened to you today?,I just passed my General Chemistry exam! :),"Nice! I took a chem test yesterday too!
"
117,I just passed my General Chemistry exam! :),"Nice! I took a chem test yesterday too!
",I hope it went well! 
118,"Nice! I took a chem test yesterday too!
",I hope it went well! ,"It did, thank you!"
119,Tell me something about yourself that you're proud of,"I'm still alive but that goes for anyone. Death is around the corner. 
",Why? I hope you're alright. 
120,"I'm still alive but that goes for anyone. Death is around the corner. 
",Why? I hope you're alright. ,"I think I meant something to the effect of ""I'm glad I didn't get hit by a car today""..."
121,"I'm still alive but that goes for anyone. Death is around the corner. 
",Why? I hope you're alright. ,And that is nice of you. Thanks.
122,Tell me something about yourself that you're proud of,I make my friends laugh,I am forever thankful that i have a friend that makes me laugh. It always brightens my day. 
123,I make my friends laugh,I am forever thankful that i have a friend that makes me laugh. It always brightens my day. ,Aww that is sweet! You seem like a cool person. They are lucky to have you :)
124,22 year old college student bored in her three hour class,What classes?,"Christian Realtionships, faith and money, and nonverbal comm"
125,What classes?,"Christian Realtionships, faith and money, and nonverbal comm",Explain to me 'faith and money'
126,What classes?,"Christian Realtionships, faith and money, and nonverbal comm",what have you taken from your Christian Relationships class?
127,What classes?,"Christian Realtionships, faith and money, and nonverbal comm",Gross.
128,22 year old college student bored in her three hour class,I would love to be in college ,how old are you?
129,I would love to be in college ,how old are you?,Had to take a year out won't be back till September.
130,Let's play a game of TWO TRUTHS and ONE LIE.,"I've been in a movie, a tv show, and a music video.",I'm going to say... the TV show is a lie?
131,"I've been in a movie, a tv show, and a music video.",I'm going to say... the TV show is a lie?,Nope!
132,Let's play a game of TWO TRUTHS and ONE LIE.,"I've been in a movie, a tv show, and a music video.",Movie is a lie? 
133,"I've been in a movie, a tv show, and a music video.",Movie is a lie? ,We have a winner!
134,Movie is a lie? ,We have a winner!,"Yes! Also, based on your truths, I'm guessing you're trying to get into a movie?"
135,We have a winner!,"Yes! Also, based on your truths, I'm guessing you're trying to get into a movie?",Nope! Just happen to have friends in the business.
136,Let's play a game of TWO TRUTHS and ONE LIE.,"* I'm learning a fourth language 
* I've been in an orchestra 
* I've dumpster dived",The first one is the lie.
137,"* I'm learning a fourth language 
* I've been in an orchestra 
* I've dumpster dived",The first one is the lie.,Last one is. Even though I've seen a lot of cool stuff from people that dumpster dived.
138,Let's play a game of TWO TRUTHS and ONE LIE.,"1. I'm an only child.
2. I've never broken a bone.
3. I have brown eyes.",Hmm .. 3??
139,"1. I'm an only child.
2. I've never broken a bone.
3. I have brown eyes.",Hmm .. 3??,You are correct.
140,Let's play a game of TWO TRUTHS and ONE LIE.,"1. I've been in a car accident
2. I sprained my ankle while sitting down
3. I can't stand pie",3s gotta be the lie who doesn't fucking like pie???
141,"1. I've been in a car accident
2. I sprained my ankle while sitting down
3. I can't stand pie",3s gotta be the lie who doesn't fucking like pie???,3 is a TRUTH!
142,3s gotta be the lie who doesn't fucking like pie???,3 is a TRUTH!,You're an abomination and that's the truth 
143,Let's play a game of TWO TRUTHS and ONE LIE.,"1. I've been to Disney World 6 times.

2. I have a world record.

3. I'm bi.",I'll say 1 is the lie. 
144,"1. I've been to Disney World 6 times.

2. I have a world record.

3. I'm bi.",I'll say 1 is the lie. ,Correct!
145,I'll say 1 is the lie. ,Correct!,What's the record for? 
146,Correct!,What's the record for? ,I'm the fastest connect the dotter in the entire world!
147,What's the record for? ,I'm the fastest connect the dotter in the entire world!,Awesome! 
148,Just found out my fourth consecutive crush is gay. Again.,Bruh what are the odds!? Just get a crush on me and I'll stay straight lol.,That's what you think. She may have a power to turn people gay. 
149,Bruh what are the odds!? Just get a crush on me and I'll stay straight lol.,That's what you think. She may have a power to turn people gay. ,Damn
150,Bruh what are the odds!? Just get a crush on me and I'll stay straight lol.,That's what you think. She may have a power to turn people gay. ,Oh right
151,Bruh what are the odds!? Just get a crush on me and I'll stay straight lol.,That's what you think. She may have a power to turn people gay. ,"Straight men, beware"
152,Just found out my fourth consecutive crush is gay. Again.,Maybe you subconsciously like guys who are gaydar?,Right? This is the only answer really. She likes guys that are on some level kind of gay haha
153,Maybe you subconsciously like guys who are gaydar?,Right? This is the only answer really. She likes guys that are on some level kind of gay haha,"I believe the late 90's, early 2000's term for someone that accidently does this is ""FagHag""."
154,Just found out my fourth consecutive crush is gay. Again.,Maybe you subconsciously like guys who are gaydar?,Tbh OP never said if he was male or not
155,Maybe you subconsciously like guys who are gaydar?,Tbh OP never said if he was male or not,"Why would OP get mad if all OPs crushes are gay, if OP is a guy?"
156,Just found out my fourth consecutive crush is gay. Again.,Maybe you have a type,That's pretty unfortunate :(
157,Maybe you have a type,That's pretty unfortunate :(,The female version of forever alone.
158,I can't remember a time in my life when I was genuinely happy.,*boop*,You got my nose?
159,*boop*,You got my nose?,:D
160,"[22/f] who just wants to ""casually conversate""",Napoleon dynamite is my favorite I can do the entire dance myself 😤😤🔥🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾,Ya know.. Ive never made It through the entire movie.. Ive tried a few times and just couldn't 
161,Napoleon dynamite is my favorite I can do the entire dance myself 😤😤🔥🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾,Ya know.. Ive never made It through the entire movie.. Ive tried a few times and just couldn't ,It's a very particular type of movie so I understand hahaha.
162,"[22/f] who just wants to ""casually conversate""",Hi how are you? (insert awkward emoji),Haha hey there.. I'm well how are you?😊
163,Hi how are you? (insert awkward emoji),Haha hey there.. I'm well how are you?😊,"I'm soo tired, school has been killing me :("
164,Haha hey there.. I'm well how are you?😊,"I'm soo tired, school has been killing me :(",Gosh I feel you. What are you working on?
165,"I'm soo tired, school has been killing me :(",Gosh I feel you. What are you working on?,"I have a math midterm on Friday. 

Are you also in school right now?"
166,Gosh I feel you. What are you working on?,"I have a math midterm on Friday. 

Are you also in school right now?",I am. I'm a junior currently studying to become a high school teacher
167,"I have a math midterm on Friday. 

Are you also in school right now?",I am. I'm a junior currently studying to become a high school teacher,How are you liking your classes?
168,I am. I'm a junior currently studying to become a high school teacher,How are you liking your classes?,"Definitely ready to be done.. But they aren't bad. How are yours, what are you going for?"
169,"[22/f] who just wants to ""casually conversate""",Hello😛😜😆,Hey there!😊
170,Hello😛😜😆,Hey there!😊,How are you?
171,Hey there!😊,How are you?,Too tired yet can't sleep.. how are you?
172,How are you?,Too tired yet can't sleep.. how are you?,I'm good😀😊☺
173,What color is your mind today?,Mint green and pastel pink. I'm happy. ,Cool. Any particular reason you're happy?
174,Mint green and pastel pink. I'm happy. ,Cool. Any particular reason you're happy?,My friends have been particularly great today. I feel thankful they're always there for me :) 
175,What color is your mind today?,"Purple, it's a happy color for me!",Cool. Any particular reason you're happy?
176,"Purple, it's a happy color for me!",Cool. Any particular reason you're happy?,"Yes, I got to show my friends some songs I finished recording in the studio! I'm so stoked!"
177,Cool. Any particular reason you're happy?,"Yes, I got to show my friends some songs I finished recording in the studio! I'm so stoked!",Cool.
178,What color is your mind today?,poop brown,Any idea why?
179,poop brown,Any idea why?,If I knew I'd be a therapist 
180,What color is your mind today?,"Golden yellow, maybe teal. Feeling pretty good, but a little tired.","Golden yellow for the good feelings, teal for the little tired?"
181,"Golden yellow, maybe teal. Feeling pretty good, but a little tired.","Golden yellow for the good feelings, teal for the little tired?",You got it.
182,What did people eat for lunch?,"Kettle cooked mesquite barbecue chips. :D

They were nummy.",That's it?
183,"Kettle cooked mesquite barbecue chips. :D

They were nummy.",That's it?,I wasn't really hungry. I ate about half a bag and then made some coffee.
184,That's it?,I wasn't really hungry. I ate about half a bag and then made some coffee.,Coffee is the best! I can't have it afternoon or I'll fuck up my beddy-bye time.
185,What did people eat for lunch?,My leftove thai food from last night and a capri sun:),Dude. Capri sun is the fucking best. 
186,My leftove thai food from last night and a capri sun:),Dude. Capri sun is the fucking best. ,I know! I always keep a box at my house! Haha
187,Dude. Capri sun is the fucking best. ,I know! I always keep a box at my house! Haha,"Fuck yeah, good luck keeping that addiction in check haha. Love them. Love you."
188,What did people eat for lunch?,"It's morning where I am, but yesterday for lunch, I had a cup of yogurt and some macaronis. ",Nice! Yesterday I also had spaghetti. 
189,"It's morning where I am, but yesterday for lunch, I had a cup of yogurt and some macaronis. ",Nice! Yesterday I also had spaghetti. ,Mmm yummy.
190,What did people eat for lunch?,A leftover slice of pizza!,Pizza is the best! So long as it isn't that shitty Hawaiian shit!
191,A leftover slice of pizza!,Pizza is the best! So long as it isn't that shitty Hawaiian shit!,YES. my boyfriend got pineapples on his and I'm lowkey disgusted by him 😂
192,Pizza is the best! So long as it isn't that shitty Hawaiian shit!,YES. my boyfriend got pineapples on his and I'm lowkey disgusted by him 😂,Marry him then divorce him. That's my recommendation. Minus the last part.
193,What did people eat for lunch?,"wouldn't really call it a lunch, but beans. haha.

gotta get protein somehow.",Dude. Protein is the best. 
194,"wouldn't really call it a lunch, but beans. haha.

gotta get protein somehow.",Dude. Protein is the best. ,Fucking straight up no joke. 
195,Dude. Protein is the best. ,Fucking straight up no joke. ,Fuck all the other vital nutrients. Protein #1. 
196,What did people eat for lunch?,Chick-fil-A of course...because the first step is admitting you have an addiction.,"Them spicy chicken sammiches tho. They give me such shits, but they is so good. "
197,Chick-fil-A of course...because the first step is admitting you have an addiction.,"Them spicy chicken sammiches tho. They give me such shits, but they is so good. ",wow...haha
198,"Them spicy chicken sammiches tho. They give me such shits, but they is so good. ",wow...haha,"Dude, have you never had one? Those shits are so awful."
199,wow...haha,"Dude, have you never had one? Those shits are so awful.",I have not had a spicy chicken sandwich from there...now I'm scared...
200,What did people eat for lunch?,"Ramen and two eggs, delicious.",I love ramen goddammit.
201,"Ramen and two eggs, delicious.",I love ramen goddammit.,God dammit I agree!
202,I love ramen goddammit.,God dammit I agree!,Woo hoo partner!
203,What did people eat for lunch?,A Cheeseburger and French Fries ,Damn straight you did.
204,A Cheeseburger and French Fries ,Damn straight you did.,😀😊☺🍔🍟
205,Damn straight you did.,😀😊☺🍔🍟,Five guys Burgers N Fries is my Goddamned Kryptonite......for my heart health. 
206,😀😊☺🍔🍟,Five guys Burgers N Fries is my Goddamned Kryptonite......for my heart health. ,Wow
207,What did people eat for lunch?,*I had some sandwiches.* ,What flavor? How many is *some*? For me it's like 6. 
208,*I had some sandwiches.* ,What flavor? How many is *some*? For me it's like 6. ,"*Ham and cheese sandwiches, about 4 or something...*"
209,What did people eat for lunch?,DAMN U SOUND LIKE UR IN A GOOD MOOD THX NOW I AM TOO,DUDE MY MOOD IS SO GOOD IT MAKES FUCKING ELMO JEALOUS. 
210,DAMN U SOUND LIKE UR IN A GOOD MOOD THX NOW I AM TOO,DUDE MY MOOD IS SO GOOD IT MAKES FUCKING ELMO JEALOUS. ,HAHAHA I LOVE IT and  I also love spaghetti 
211,I'm not american and it baffles my how much hate your new president receiving on reddit.,"Reddit is young and naive, so most of what you read is uninformed hyperbole","Yeah! Like that whole ""grab her by the pussy"" thing! Overlord Donnie would never say that"
212,"Reddit is young and naive, so most of what you read is uninformed hyperbole","Yeah! Like that whole ""grab her by the pussy"" thing! Overlord Donnie would never say that",Worse than clinton lying about fucking an intern with a cigar in the Oval Office?
213,I'm not american and it baffles my how much hate your new president receiving on reddit.,Where are you from?  What news do you read?,Eastern Europe. I read local news that have nothing partiqular on Trump and reddit
214,Where are you from?  What news do you read?,Eastern Europe. I read local news that have nothing partiqular on Trump and reddit,Beware fake news.
215,I got accepted into my #1 university!,"Congrats man, thats great. What school are you headed to?",University of Guelph!
216,"Congrats man, thats great. What school are you headed to?",University of Guelph!,It's beautiful there! 
217,I got accepted into my #1 university!,Is it Imperial College? My friend got accepted too today! Congrats!!,"No, Guelph!"
218,Is it Imperial College? My friend got accepted too today! Congrats!!,"No, Guelph!",Hey nice. Now I've got my hopes up to hear from them soon 🙏
219,Why are you single this Valentines Day?,Because I'm a shut-in,But why? 
220,Because I'm a shut-in,But why? ,I never have a reason to go anywhere and I'm not comfortable being around other people.
221,Why are you single this Valentines Day?,I'm 13. ,I'm 20
222,I'm 13. ,I'm 20,"Well, you obviously need to work on your conversation skills."
223,I'm 20,"Well, you obviously need to work on your conversation skills.",why is that
224,Why are you single this Valentines Day?,Because no body like me? I don't really know and I can't seem to figure out why.,don't say that! I like you and your special 
225,Because no body like me? I don't really know and I can't seem to figure out why.,don't say that! I like you and your special ,"I'm just overreacting about it, I know it's not true."
226,Why are you single this Valentines Day?,I'm shy around girls,IMHO shyness is a result of lack of confidence. Fix your confidence --&gt; fix your shyness. 
227,I'm shy around girls,IMHO shyness is a result of lack of confidence. Fix your confidence --&gt; fix your shyness. ,"Yeah, hopefully I can do that"
228,Let's talk about videogames,"Right now I'm playing Skyrim, bf1, prison architect and UFC 2! All on the Xbox one","Stealth archer ?


┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴"
229,"Right now I'm playing Skyrim, bf1, prison architect and UFC 2! All on the Xbox one","Stealth archer ?


┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴",That's me hahaha.. I sometimes use archery in stealth or just go in with a giant axe
230,Let's talk about videogames,Playing quite a bit of Don't Starve at the moment ,is it fun?
231,Playing quite a bit of Don't Starve at the moment ,is it fun?,"Yes, and quite difficult too. "
232,Let's talk about videogames,Is it worth talking about LoL?,only if it's on the current meta
233,Is it worth talking about LoL?,only if it's on the current meta,I'm new and I play Varus. Apparently he's coming back into the Meta?
234,Anyone want to talk,How has your week been so far?,Ok I have only had school for two days rest of week is free it's good
235,How has your week been so far?,Ok I have only had school for two days rest of week is free it's good,Got any exciting plans coming up?
236,Ok I have only had school for two days rest of week is free it's good,Got any exciting plans coming up?,My friend will be sleeping over In a couple days I'm excited for that
237,Got any exciting plans coming up?,My friend will be sleeping over In a couple days I'm excited for that,What do you guys normally do together during a sleepover?
238,My friend will be sleeping over In a couple days I'm excited for that,What do you guys normally do together during a sleepover?,Play video games and just muck about and have a laugh we also like to go walks they are fun
239,Anyone want to talk,"Yea kind of, whats up? :D",Nothing much I only have school two days this week what about you
240,"Yea kind of, whats up? :D",Nothing much I only have school two days this week what about you,"Oh thats cool, is there a holiday? 

I have night shift this week. "
241,What's everyone's Valentine's Day plans?,Work!,Laaaaame. What kind of job do you work?
242,Work!,Laaaaame. What kind of job do you work?,At a hotel. Since we never close there's not really a choice in the matter haha. 
243,Laaaaame. What kind of job do you work?,At a hotel. Since we never close there's not really a choice in the matter haha. ,Hahaha I bet Valentine's Day is one of the busiest days then!
244,What's everyone's Valentine's Day plans?,Work!,Me too!  I work in a hospital.  Do you always work at night?
245,Work!,Me too!  I work in a hospital.  Do you always work at night?,Yup! Generally 3-11
246,"I was wearing a ""Hakuna Matata"" Lion King shirt yesterday and an African man walked up to me and pointed at it asking ""Do you know what that means?""",You should ask him what hasa diga eebowai means,"I'm pretty sure that was made up, right?"
247,You should ask him what hasa diga eebowai means,"I'm pretty sure that was made up, right?","Dude, it's not made up, do some research. It's swahili for especially diga eebowai. Duh."
248,"I was wearing a ""Hakuna Matata"" Lion King shirt yesterday and an African man walked up to me and pointed at it asking ""Do you know what that means?""","I want a shirt that says ""Mir ist das scheißegal!""

 Its sorta like the german Hakuna Matata

","Does that mean ""Me is shit?"""
249,"I want a shirt that says ""Mir ist das scheißegal!""

 Its sorta like the german Hakuna Matata

","Does that mean ""Me is shit?""","It means ""I don't give a shit."" 

Literally translation though : ""To me is the shit."""
250,"Does that mean ""Me is shit?""","It means ""I don't give a shit."" 

Literally translation though : ""To me is the shit.""","Haha, so google translate was... off"
251,What non-valentines day things are you doing today?,This will be my first CL match I've seen in a while. ,"Why haven't you seen one in a while? 

Are you gonna watch PSG - Barca or Benfica - Dortmund? "
252,This will be my first CL match I've seen in a while. ,"Why haven't you seen one in a while? 

Are you gonna watch PSG - Barca or Benfica - Dortmund? ",They stopped showing it free on ITV and I hate streams. So the PSG-Barca on BT. 
253,What non-valentines day things are you doing today?,Dentist appointment today plus wrighting a few letters to friends ,Good luck at the dentist lol... I always hate those appointments.
254,Dentist appointment today plus wrighting a few letters to friends ,Good luck at the dentist lol... I always hate those appointments.,I hate them too :/
255,What non-valentines day things are you doing today?,Dentist appointment today plus wrighting a few letters to friends ,"bring music/podcasts for your dentist appointment, that always helps me. "
256,Dentist appointment today plus wrighting a few letters to friends ,"bring music/podcasts for your dentist appointment, that always helps me. ",That would've helped a lot 
257,"bring music/podcasts for your dentist appointment, that always helps me. ",That would've helped a lot ,Next time! Wish I had been quicker. 
258,What non-valentines day things are you doing today?,Working - Commute for 2 hours - Overwatch - sleep,What do you work as?
259,Working - Commute for 2 hours - Overwatch - sleep,What do you work as?,Most romantic job as an IT tech
260,What non-valentines day things are you doing today?, I will be wiping bottoms and putting the elderly to bed later. (I am a cna) ,"What's a cna, I haven't heard that acronym before?"
261, I will be wiping bottoms and putting the elderly to bed later. (I am a cna) ,"What's a cna, I haven't heard that acronym before?",Certified nurses assistant 
262,Happy Birthday to everyone who never gets to celebrate because of Valentine's Day.,"Ate lobster and celebrated with family, overall pretty good.",Lobster or lasagna are the two best ways to celebrate a birthday.
263,"Ate lobster and celebrated with family, overall pretty good.",Lobster or lasagna are the two best ways to celebrate a birthday.,I LOVE lobster.
264,"I'm just the average Canadian boy, I'd just like to get to know some people and some people to know me!",You like ice hockey?,"I don't play ice hockey, but it is ok to watch"
265,You like ice hockey?,"I don't play ice hockey, but it is ok to watch",Got a  team you support?
266,"I don't play ice hockey, but it is ok to watch",Got a  team you support?,"Not really, tbh I mainly just chose random people in my hockey pool hahaha"
267,Got a  team you support?,"Not really, tbh I mainly just chose random people in my hockey pool hahaha","Well my tip is Justin Schultz for the Pens, been playing incredible."
268,Tomorrow I'm going to ask a friend I'm in love with to be my girlfriend.,You do know that just asking her out for a date is an option? And a far better one.,But life is a romantic comedy!
269,You do know that just asking her out for a date is an option? And a far better one.,But life is a romantic comedy!,"True, he needs to race to the airport"
270,Tomorrow I'm going to ask a friend I'm in love with to be my girlfriend.,How do I get updated on this without putting in any effort myself?,"I will personally reply to this comment and tell you how it goes tonight. 
"
271,How do I get updated on this without putting in any effort myself?,"I will personally reply to this comment and tell you how it goes tonight. 
",I love you
272,"I will personally reply to this comment and tell you how it goes tonight. 
",I love you,Love you more. 
273,if you could be anything..,A badass lady like MCU's Melinda May or Peggy Carter.,yes! being a badass lady would be so empowering. 
274,A badass lady like MCU's Melinda May or Peggy Carter.,yes! being a badass lady would be so empowering. ,Right? I started watching AoS and May's probably my favourite character in all of MCU.
275,if you could be anything..,I would like to work for the FBI. :),that would be so interesting! i feel like any kind of investigative work would be thrilling
276,I would like to work for the FBI. :),that would be so interesting! i feel like any kind of investigative work would be thrilling,"I know right? Criminal minds makes it seem very interesting, but I know it's just a show lol."
277,that would be so interesting! i feel like any kind of investigative work would be thrilling,"I know right? Criminal minds makes it seem very interesting, but I know it's just a show lol.",lol i really got into scandal.. it ended up being very dramatic but still made ya think.
278,"Another one of those ""Bored"" posts",I'm procrastinating. How do you do?,Same. I'm on YouTube when I should be doing homework.
279,I'm procrastinating. How do you do?,Same. I'm on YouTube when I should be doing homework.,"Oh, what homework?"
280,Same. I'm on YouTube when I should be doing homework.,"Oh, what homework?",Math. It's mostly just word problems that I have left and I haaaaate word problems.
281,"Another one of those ""Bored"" posts",How is it that I'm in California too but it's barely 8:30?,"I know right that's what I said! But I think the ""/s"" is supposed to stand for sarcasm."
282,How is it that I'm in California too but it's barely 8:30?,"I know right that's what I said! But I think the ""/s"" is supposed to stand for sarcasm.",Hmmmm if that's what she actually meant
283,"I know right that's what I said! But I think the ""/s"" is supposed to stand for sarcasm.",Hmmmm if that's what she actually meant,Yeaaaah weird right 
284,Hmmmm if that's what she actually meant,Yeaaaah weird right ,Really weird..... /starts investigating/
285,Yeaaaah weird right ,Really weird..... /starts investigating/,Did you find anything 👀
286,Really weird..... /starts investigating/,Did you find anything 👀,I'm still new on here so I'm bad at stalking
287,Did you find anything 👀,I'm still new on here so I'm bad at stalking,We must learn the ways
288,I'm still new on here so I'm bad at stalking,We must learn the ways,We must! We shall!
289,We must learn the ways,We must! We shall!,"It's a milestone we must reach

For we 

*ARE*

**SPARTA**"
290,"Another one of those ""Bored"" posts",How is it that I'm in California too but it's barely 8:30?,I don't think you're supposed to notice that or read his history...
291,How is it that I'm in California too but it's barely 8:30?,I don't think you're supposed to notice that or read his history...,"LMAO
And OP is a *her
"
292,I don't think you're supposed to notice that or read his history...,"LMAO
And OP is a *her
",I think if you read the history it's a him. 
293,"LMAO
And OP is a *her
",I think if you read the history it's a him. ,Oh idek how to read the history so I'll trust you
294,I think if you read the history it's a him. ,Oh idek how to read the history so I'll trust you,"just click on his name, sometimes it helps to check "
295,Oh idek how to read the history so I'll trust you,"just click on his name, sometimes it helps to check ","Oh I see, never knew that"
296,"Another one of those ""Bored"" posts",How is it that I'm in California too but it's barely 8:30?,"To everyone investigating, /s is for sarcasm :P"
297,How is it that I'm in California too but it's barely 8:30?,"To everyone investigating, /s is for sarcasm :P",Sooo the time stamp was sarcastic too?
298,"To everyone investigating, /s is for sarcasm :P",Sooo the time stamp was sarcastic too?,"Yes :P,  it was 1130 where I was"
299,Sooo the time stamp was sarcastic too?,"Yes :P,  it was 1130 where I was",Hm I see
300,Truth or Dare: Reddit Edition,Truth,Go eat something
301,Truth,Go eat something,"Done, your turn."
302,Go eat something,"Done, your turn.",Truth.
303,"Done, your turn.",Truth.,How are you?
304,Truth.,How are you?,Meh
305,Truth or Dare: Reddit Edition,Truth,What is your most pathetic fap?
306,Truth,What is your most pathetic fap?,"Still haven't had one, all mine have been legendary. ;)"
307,What is your most pathetic fap?,"Still haven't had one, all mine have been legendary. ;)","Alright. Fair enough. My turn.

Truth."
308,"Still haven't had one, all mine have been legendary. ;)","Alright. Fair enough. My turn.

Truth.",What age were you when you lost your virginity?
309,"Alright. Fair enough. My turn.

Truth.",What age were you when you lost your virginity?,"Well, let's see. Take my age, 16. Multiply it by 1,000 and divide it by 0.

So... Undefined."
310,Truth or Dare: Reddit Edition,Truth!,"Have you ever gone streaking? If so, where and when?"
311,Truth!,"Have you ever gone streaking? If so, where and when?",Never ever in my life.-. 
312,Truth or Dare: Reddit Edition,Truth! Hit me lol,"What do is the worst flaw in your SO?

If you don't have one, what's the worst flaw in you?"
313,Truth! Hit me lol,"What do is the worst flaw in your SO?

If you don't have one, what's the worst flaw in you?","Hmmm I would say her insecurity, This weekend was an example of it.

Truth again"
314,"What do is the worst flaw in your SO?

If you don't have one, what's the worst flaw in you?","Hmmm I would say her insecurity, This weekend was an example of it.

Truth again","&gt;Truth again
Lol, if you *really* want to go twice.

What happened this weekend?"
315,Truth or Dare: Reddit Edition,Truth,What is your worst flaw?
316,Truth,What is your worst flaw?,I'm paranoid and have an inferiority complex
317,Truth,What is your worst flaw?,your turn
318,What is your worst flaw?,your turn,Dare.
319,your turn,Dare.,Dress up as a pots and pans robot.  (the best kind of dress up)
320,Truth or Dare: Reddit Edition,Truth,"What does your SO see as your biggest flaw?

"
321,Truth,"What does your SO see as your biggest flaw?

","Jokes on you, I'm forever alone muahahahaha!"
322,Truth or Dare: Reddit Edition,Truth,What do others see as your biggest flaw?
323,Truth,What do others see as your biggest flaw?,"I'd say indecisiveness, sadly."
324,Truth or Dare: Reddit Edition,Truth,What's your ideal 3 scoop ice cream?
325,Truth,What's your ideal 3 scoop ice cream?,"Hmm ... Butter pecan, cheesecake, and rainbow sherbet. 

Your turn "
326,Truth or Dare: Reddit Edition,"Everyone's saying truth, so hit me with a dare!",I dare you to rub ketchup in your hair ( you can wash it out right after)
327,"Everyone's saying truth, so hit me with a dare!",I dare you to rub ketchup in your hair ( you can wash it out right after),"How dare you, I just washed it!
I'll only do a little bit is that ok?"
328,"Everyone's saying truth, so hit me with a dare!",I dare you to rub ketchup in your hair ( you can wash it out right after),I hate you a little bit OP I hope you know that. Done. You next. 
329,I dare you to rub ketchup in your hair ( you can wash it out right after),I hate you a little bit OP I hope you know that. Done. You next. ,"Heheheheheh.

alright Dare."
330,I hate you a little bit OP I hope you know that. Done. You next. ,"Heheheheheh.

alright Dare.",Tell your parents you love them. 
331,"Please, I just need to hear a friendly voice. We can talk about anything under the sun. Just please help me.",What's your favorite animal? ,A platypus :) What's yours?
332,What's your favorite animal? ,A platypus :) What's yours?,"Probably a tiger. What's your favorite color? Or colors, if you're indecisive like me."
333,"Please, I just need to hear a friendly voice. We can talk about anything under the sun. Just please help me.",What's up man?,My spirits after making this thread. You all rock!
334,What's up man?,My spirits after making this thread. You all rock!,That's good to hear!
335,"Please, I just need to hear a friendly voice. We can talk about anything under the sun. Just please help me.",Hello :),"Bonjour, mon ami"
336,Hello :),"Bonjour, mon ami",Je m'appelle Lafayette! 
337,"Please, I just need to hear a friendly voice. We can talk about anything under the sun. Just please help me.",Hello from Chicago! If you need a Midwest friend feel free to contact me! 😃 ,Nice! How's the weather up there?
338,Hello from Chicago! If you need a Midwest friend feel free to contact me! 😃 ,Nice! How's the weather up there?,It's unusually warm. Idk how I feel about it. Hows your weather (wherever you are?) 
339,Nice! How's the weather up there?,It's unusually warm. Idk how I feel about it. Hows your weather (wherever you are?) ,"It's usually warm. It's never not warm, honestly, but I don't mind. Tell me about yourself!"
340,It's unusually warm. Idk how I feel about it. Hows your weather (wherever you are?) ,"It's usually warm. It's never not warm, honestly, but I don't mind. Tell me about yourself!",PM'd you! ☺️
341,"It's usually warm. It's never not warm, honestly, but I don't mind. Tell me about yourself!",PM'd you! ☺️,Yaaaay!!!!
342,"Please, I just need to hear a friendly voice. We can talk about anything under the sun. Just please help me.",Hi ,Hola!
343,Hi ,Hola!,What's up dude? 
344,Hola!,What's up dude? ,My faith in humanity! Tell me about yourself :)
345,What's up dude? ,My faith in humanity! Tell me about yourself :),Haha I'm afraid mine is at an all time low. Is it okay to PM?
346,"Please, I just need to hear a friendly voice. We can talk about anything under the sun. Just please help me.",Hello! If you need a friend I'm here! :) How are you doing now that this post has taken off?,Answering every kind soul who has reached out to me. It's been absolutely incredible.
347,Hello! If you need a friend I'm here! :) How are you doing now that this post has taken off?,Answering every kind soul who has reached out to me. It's been absolutely incredible.,:) I'm glad! You are wonderful and deserve all the replies you get! Still going strong! 
348,"Please, I just need to hear a friendly voice. We can talk about anything under the sun. Just please help me.",/r/kindvoice,Thank you :)
349,/r/kindvoice,Thank you :),No problem. I wish I had some kind words for you myseld but I'm lacking on those too.
350,"Please, I just need to hear a friendly voice. We can talk about anything under the sun. Just please help me.","What's brown and sticky?















Answer: A stick!",I feel like this was on Spongebob ;) Thank you for putting a smile on my face.
351,"What's brown and sticky?















Answer: A stick!",I feel like this was on Spongebob ;) Thank you for putting a smile on my face.,:)
352,"Please, I just need to hear a friendly voice. We can talk about anything under the sun. Just please help me.",Do you still need to talk if so you can pm me,Thank you :) Wait until things calm down a little bit and I will. All the best!
353,Do you still need to talk if so you can pm me,Thank you :) Wait until things calm down a little bit and I will. All the best!,Take your time and take care !
354,"Please, I just need to hear a friendly voice. We can talk about anything under the sun. Just please help me.","I know you need help, but please don't post this kind of stuff here. It is against the rules.",Yeah because rules are far more important than someone in distress.
355,"I know you need help, but please don't post this kind of stuff here. It is against the rules.",Yeah because rules are far more important than someone in distress.,I'm not here to argue. 
356,Yeah because rules are far more important than someone in distress.,I'm not here to argue. ,Nor help
357,"Please, I just need to hear a friendly voice. We can talk about anything under the sun. Just please help me.",I'm 15 hours late but you are a lovely person and deserving of a hug,"Thank you so, so much. *Hugs*"
358,I'm 15 hours late but you are a lovely person and deserving of a hug,"Thank you so, so much. *Hugs*","You're welcome, anonymous friend :) *hugs*"
359,I will have a conversation with everyone who talks in this thread!!,HELLO I LIKE BUTTS,I too like butts and cannot lie. Men's or a womens?
360,HELLO I LIKE BUTTS,I too like butts and cannot lie. Men's or a womens?,Womens lol but men have great ones too :D
361,I too like butts and cannot lie. Men's or a womens?,Womens lol but men have great ones too :D,what else do u like besides big butts?
362,Womens lol but men have great ones too :D,what else do u like besides big butts?,Chinese food :D
363,what else do u like besides big butts?,Chinese food :D,"oo whats ur favorite dish
"
364,Chinese food :D,"oo whats ur favorite dish
",Noodles. Wbu?
365,"oo whats ur favorite dish
",Noodles. Wbu?,sweet and sour chicken or orange chicken
366,Noodles. Wbu?,sweet and sour chicken or orange chicken,Noice
367,I will have a conversation with everyone who talks in this thread!!,*What do you like to do when you're home alone? I like to eat crisps and drink soda.*,Usually when im home alone i cook myself some food and watch tv. What flavor of crisps?
368,*What do you like to do when you're home alone? I like to eat crisps and drink soda.*,Usually when im home alone i cook myself some food and watch tv. What flavor of crisps?,*I like spicy crisps.*
369,Usually when im home alone i cook myself some food and watch tv. What flavor of crisps?,*I like spicy crisps.*,oo have u ever had like spicy bbq ones
370,*I like spicy crisps.*,oo have u ever had like spicy bbq ones,"*Nope, but my favourites are hot chicken wing flavoured crisps.*"
371,oo have u ever had like spicy bbq ones,"*Nope, but my favourites are hot chicken wing flavoured crisps.*",are u from Britain by any chance? and also are crisps = potato chips?
372,"*Nope, but my favourites are hot chicken wing flavoured crisps.*",are u from Britain by any chance? and also are crisps = potato chips?,"*Yes, they are.*"
373,are u from Britain by any chance? and also are crisps = potato chips?,"*Yes, they are.*",haha thats what i thought. Personally i love are bbq chips or sour cream and onion
374,"*Yes, they are.*",haha thats what i thought. Personally i love are bbq chips or sour cream and onion,*What kind of soda do you like?*
375,Saturday night nothingness.,White Russians. To many. Sup.,"Sup, sounds good.How many is too many?"
376,White Russians. To many. Sup.,"Sup, sounds good.How many is too many?","I dunno man, lost track. The Wodka is pretty much empty so there's that."
377,"Sup, sounds good.How many is too many?","I dunno man, lost track. The Wodka is pretty much empty so there's that.","Hmm, so how ya feeling?"
378,Saturday night nothingness.,Best cheese/meat sandwich combo?,"Ham and cheeze wiz, grilled, don't judge."
379,Best cheese/meat sandwich combo?,"Ham and cheeze wiz, grilled, don't judge.",Damn that sounds really good right about now
380,"Ham and cheeze wiz, grilled, don't judge.",Damn that sounds really good right about now,Can't tell if being sarcastic or not 🤔
381,Saturday night nothingness.,"We're all part of the nothingness regardless, if I'm understanding you correctly.","Yeah I guess that's what I meant, I don't know. Too deep."
382,"We're all part of the nothingness regardless, if I'm understanding you correctly.","Yeah I guess that's what I meant, I don't know. Too deep.",LOL. It's definitely an area where verbal thought fails me.
383,Has anyone else noticed an influx of NSFW spam on Reddit today?,They've been all over Reddit posting nude girls in subreddits about dogs/cats/books etc. ,"I even just saw one is my sub for singer/songwriter Regina Spektor, I was getting so confused. "
384,They've been all over Reddit posting nude girls in subreddits about dogs/cats/books etc. ,"I even just saw one is my sub for singer/songwriter Regina Spektor, I was getting so confused. ","There was one in the They Might Be Giants sub, as well."
385,"I even just saw one is my sub for singer/songwriter Regina Spektor, I was getting so confused. ","There was one in the They Might Be Giants sub, as well.",Happened in subs for Little War Game and in /r/facebookcovers.
386,Alright CC. Let's take a trip to the zoo. What animal do you go see first?,Wolves,Solid. Wolves are cool. 
387,Wolves,Solid. Wolves are cool. ,I love dogs and they're basically more primal dogs :)
388,Really depressed and lonely. I don't know what to do.,I like your username. Is there anything interesting about dolphin dicks? ,Nope. I've never even seen an actual dolphin's dick but I'd imagine they look weird
389,I like your username. Is there anything interesting about dolphin dicks? ,Nope. I've never even seen an actual dolphin's dick but I'd imagine they look weird,I feel obligated to look it up but im afraid of the results
390,Nope. I've never even seen an actual dolphin's dick but I'd imagine they look weird,I feel obligated to look it up but im afraid of the results,There's a video out there of a dolphin fucking the headless body of a fish. It's not pleasant.
391,I feel obligated to look it up but im afraid of the results,There's a video out there of a dolphin fucking the headless body of a fish. It's not pleasant.,Y'know I'm pretty glad I made the decision not to look it up now
392,I like your username. Is there anything interesting about dolphin dicks? ,Nope. I've never even seen an actual dolphin's dick but I'd imagine they look weird,I took it to mean that you were  some sort of bully dolphin
393,Really depressed and lonely. I don't know what to do.,I hope you feel much better🤗🤗🤗🤗,Already getting out of my depressed state. Slowly but surely.
394,I hope you feel much better🤗🤗🤗🤗,Already getting out of my depressed state. Slowly but surely.,Yay thats awesome😀😊☺🙌👍
395,Really depressed and lonely. I don't know what to do.,"Hey man, how you doing? :)",Doing fine as of right now. How about you?
396,"Hey man, how you doing? :)",Doing fine as of right now. How about you?,"Im pretty good. Im gonna be trophy hunting all night on PS4 :)

Fun to go for them
"
397,Doing fine as of right now. How about you?,"Im pretty good. Im gonna be trophy hunting all night on PS4 :)

Fun to go for them
",Any particular games you are going for? Wish I had PS+ :(
398,My wife is pregnant!,I hope your baby grows up and learns to do a handstand ,Damn I will make sure this happens! Just for you!
399,I hope your baby grows up and learns to do a handstand ,Damn I will make sure this happens! Just for you!,"You have 6 years to deliver, OP!"
400,Damn I will make sure this happens! Just for you!,"You have 6 years to deliver, OP!",RemindMe! 6 years
401,"You have 6 years to deliver, OP!",RemindMe! 6 years,remindme! 6 years
402,I hope your baby grows up and learns to do a handstand ,Damn I will make sure this happens! Just for you!,/r/bodyweightfitness should help. I'm not sure how they do with babies though 
403,My wife is pregnant!,Congratulations! Now go pamper your wife for a bit! ,"She's contently doing stuff on her phone, so she hasn't changed from normal yet!"
404,Congratulations! Now go pamper your wife for a bit! ,"She's contently doing stuff on her phone, so she hasn't changed from normal yet!",well then it's all downhill from here haha. jk
405,My wife is pregnant!,"&gt;Can't tell anyone
Tells 200,000 people online

But seriously, congratulations!",Cant' tell anyone I know! Do I know you? ;)
406,"&gt;Can't tell anyone
Tells 200,000 people online

But seriously, congratulations!",Cant' tell anyone I know! Do I know you? ;),hey it's me ur acquaintance. 
407,Cant' tell anyone I know! Do I know you? ;),hey it's me ur acquaintance. ,No
408,"&gt;Can't tell anyone
Tells 200,000 people online

But seriously, congratulations!",Cant' tell anyone I know! Do I know you? ;),"Hey, it's me, your cousin"
409,Cant' tell anyone I know! Do I know you? ;),"Hey, it's me, your cousin",Let's go bowling.
410,"&gt;Can't tell anyone
Tells 200,000 people online

But seriously, congratulations!",Cant' tell anyone I know! Do I know you? ;),"Hi, it's me, your wife. I can't believe you've done this. "
411,Cant' tell anyone I know! Do I know you? ;),"Hi, it's me, your wife. I can't believe you've done this. ","Ah, fuck."
412,"&gt;Can't tell anyone
Tells 200,000 people online

But seriously, congratulations!",Cant' tell anyone I know! Do I know you? ;),I do but you down :')
413,"&gt;Can't tell anyone
Tells 200,000 people online

But seriously, congratulations!",Cant' tell anyone I know! Do I know you? ;),"Yeah, I'll be over later."
414,"&gt;Can't tell anyone
Tells 200,000 people online

But seriously, congratulations!",Cant' tell anyone I know! Do I know you? ;),"hey it's me ur baby

mom's pissed"
415,"&gt;Can't tell anyone
Tells 200,000 people online

But seriously, congratulations!",Cant' tell anyone I know! Do I know you? ;),"Hey Bradley,  congratulations 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃"
416,"&gt;Can't tell anyone
Tells 200,000 people online

But seriously, congratulations!",Cant' tell anyone I know! Do I know you? ;),We know you
417,Mine and my girlfriend's work visas were issued today. We leave Canada for Japan in less than two weeks. Going to teach English. Holy shit.,Its all good. I teach English in South Korea. Been here 1.5 years from California. ,Yeeee me too! Where in California are you from? 
418,Its all good. I teach English in South Korea. Been here 1.5 years from California. ,Yeeee me too! Where in California are you from? ,415
419,My husband drove me to work today,Were you planning on making poor choices and now he threw you off? ,"Whenever someone tells me to make good choices I just say ""you know I don't!"" Which is true."
420,Were you planning on making poor choices and now he threw you off? ,"Whenever someone tells me to make good choices I just say ""you know I don't!"" Which is true.",better luck next time!
421,How was your day?,"I have mono and have been too sore/tired to go to my 8am class for the last 3 weeks.
","At least, you can't have it a second time "
422,"I have mono and have been too sore/tired to go to my 8am class for the last 3 weeks.
","At least, you can't have it a second time ",That's true!!
423,"At least, you can't have it a second time ",That's true!!,How did you get it ? You made out with someone who has or had it ? 
424,How was your day?,"It was actually really good. My therapist and I played chess and I beat her twice, lol.",Nice. You a big fan of chess?
425,"It was actually really good. My therapist and I played chess and I beat her twice, lol.",Nice. You a big fan of chess?,Yeah. 
426,Nice. You a big fan of chess?,Yeah. ,You play it often or do you just play it when you can?
427,How was your day?,I doubt myself too. I had some similar problems.,"All we can do just take baby steps in order to get out of doubting ourselves. 
How was your day?"
428,I doubt myself too. I had some similar problems.,"All we can do just take baby steps in order to get out of doubting ourselves. 
How was your day?",It sucked.
429,"All we can do just take baby steps in order to get out of doubting ourselves. 
How was your day?",It sucked.,I'm sorry about that man.
430,It sucked.,I'm sorry about that man.,"Thanks. I still got bronchitis. Right now, everything is irritating me."
431,I'm sorry about that man.,"Thanks. I still got bronchitis. Right now, everything is irritating me.",I had a busy day today. Boyfriend got into a motor accident and work was hectic. How was yours?
432,How was your day?,Mine was okay. Im doing some math hw on the computer tho. We can still talk.,I just got home from work and I was like let me do math homework and ended up on here.
433,Mine was okay. Im doing some math hw on the computer tho. We can still talk.,I just got home from work and I was like let me do math homework and ended up on here.,Same thing happens to me way too much
434,I just got home from work and I was like let me do math homework and ended up on here.,Same thing happens to me way too much,It sucks so much. I cry everytime I think about it LOL. My brain is dead today.
435,What bit you?,Charlie! ,I love that video! :D
436,Charlie! ,I love that video! :D,It's one of the YouTube greats :) 
437,I love that video! :D,It's one of the YouTube greats :) ,"Absolutely. 846 million views, YouTube says! Wow! :O"
438,What bit you?,"Every summer, I end up getting bit by a huge amount of mosquitos.",Can totally relate. Haven't you got any mosquito repellent?
439,"Every summer, I end up getting bit by a huge amount of mosquitos.",Can totally relate. Haven't you got any mosquito repellent?,I think. But it only happens during the summer.
440,Can totally relate. Haven't you got any mosquito repellent?,I think. But it only happens during the summer.,Yeah. But do you put the repellent on in the summer?
441,I think. But it only happens during the summer.,Yeah. But do you put the repellent on in the summer?,TBH no
442,Yeah. But do you put the repellent on in the summer?,TBH no,Why not? It's the obvious thing to do.
443,TBH no,Why not? It's the obvious thing to do.,Didn't think much of it
444,Why not? It's the obvious thing to do.,Didn't think much of it,"Eh. If you're fine with it, so be it."
445,Casual communication wanted,"Sure. Let's be casual.

Favorite food?","Food - pancakes 

What's your favourite? "
446,"Sure. Let's be casual.

Favorite food?","Food - pancakes 

What's your favourite? ","Waffles.

Favorite activity to do in your spare time?"
447,Casual communication wanted,Are you in school right now?,"I am not, I have finished school"
448,Are you in school right now?,"I am not, I have finished school","Nice, what did you study? Are you working now or doing something else?"
449,"I am not, I have finished school","Nice, what did you study? Are you working now or doing something else?","I'm working, not in my field of study but it's an okay job 
What about yourself? "
450,"Nice, what did you study? Are you working now or doing something else?","I'm working, not in my field of study but it's an okay job 
What about yourself? ",I'm doing a physics and computer science degree
451,"I'm working, not in my field of study but it's an okay job 
What about yourself? ",I'm doing a physics and computer science degree,Wow... what does that involve? Like day to day wise? 
452,I'm doing a physics and computer science degree,Wow... what does that involve? Like day to day wise? ,"Just courses. Physics is tough, but I'm enjoying programming"
453,Casual communication wanted,What is that?,I believe it's the same as a pickle 
454,What is that?,I believe it's the same as a pickle ,I love pickles on my burgers
455,I believe it's the same as a pickle ,I love pickles on my burgers,They're bloody ace! 
456,I love pickles on my burgers,They're bloody ace! ,"Perfect flavour enhancement. I also like jalapenos, but my spiciness tolerance is low"
457,Good morning reddit! What did you have for breakfast today?,"That oatmeal sounds delicious! It's nighttime here, but this morning I had a blueberry bagel. ","Damn, now I want a bagel.. What did you have in your bagel, or did you just go plain? "
458,"That oatmeal sounds delicious! It's nighttime here, but this morning I had a blueberry bagel. ","Damn, now I want a bagel.. What did you have in your bagel, or did you just go plain? ",Just a bit of butter. Also had a large coffee with it.
459,"Damn, now I want a bagel.. What did you have in your bagel, or did you just go plain? ",Just a bit of butter. Also had a large coffee with it.,"Keeping it simple, I like that! :) "
460,Good morning reddit! What did you have for breakfast today?,Yogurt with grapes in it ,"What kind of yogurt, that's the real question? "
461,Yogurt with grapes in it ,"What kind of yogurt, that's the real question? ",I dunno
462,Good morning reddit! What did you have for breakfast today?,It's 1am and I'm having beer for breakfast atm,Best kind of breakfast! 
463,It's 1am and I'm having beer for breakfast atm,Best kind of breakfast! ,"Preeetty sure I had vodka before the beer too, feelin great! :)

What are your plans today&gt;?"
464,Good morning reddit! What did you have for breakfast today?,"Good night here, I had tacos for dinner.",What kind of tacos? :) 
465,"Good night here, I had tacos for dinner.",What kind of tacos? :) ,"Tacos al pastor, the best kind of tacos."
466,What kind of tacos? :) ,"Tacos al pastor, the best kind of tacos.",Sounds so good! Might do tacos for dinner today now...
467,"Tacos al pastor, the best kind of tacos.",Sounds so good! Might do tacos for dinner today now...,"Do it, they are the way to go."
468,Good morning reddit! What did you have for breakfast today?,I had half of a cookie that i baked over the weekend.  Totally healthy of course.  Hahaha.,What kind of cookies did you bake? I guess that also defines whether or not it's healthy.. :) 
469,I had half of a cookie that i baked over the weekend.  Totally healthy of course.  Hahaha.,What kind of cookies did you bake? I guess that also defines whether or not it's healthy.. :) ,"Haha, white and milk chocolate chip with raspberry i think."
470,What kind of cookies did you bake? I guess that also defines whether or not it's healthy.. :) ,"Haha, white and milk chocolate chip with raspberry i think.",Damn those sound amazing! :) 
471,Good morning reddit! What did you have for breakfast today?,"Choclate crossant, mocha and cheese dip.",All combined in a bowl? :P 
472,"Choclate crossant, mocha and cheese dip.",All combined in a bowl? :P ,"Lol no, they were seprate items bought from the student shop."
473,Good morning reddit! What did you have for breakfast today?,I had a blueberry bagel with butter and a raspberry crumb cake. ,That sounds sooo amazing!
474,I had a blueberry bagel with butter and a raspberry crumb cake. ,That sounds sooo amazing!,"It was pretty good, though I probably shouldn't be eating so many carbs!"
475,Give me a prompt and I'll attempt to sketch it! Part 2,"Me, sleeping at my desk at work :) ",What do you look like?
476,"Me, sleeping at my desk at work :) ",What do you look like?,Long messy brown hair and very pale skin :) 
477,Just looking at places on Google maps is really cool.,"Orange City, Iowa, is a cool little Dutch immigrant town. ","Hey, I was born there. "
478,"Orange City, Iowa, is a cool little Dutch immigrant town. ","Hey, I was born there. ","I wasn't. But I was born in NW Iowa.

"
479,"Hey, I was born there. ","I wasn't. But I was born in NW Iowa.

",I grew up in Le Mars. But I guess we were in Orange city that morning? 
480,Just looking at places on Google maps is really cool.,Google Earth in VR is next-level amazing.,Especially when you're barked 
481,Google Earth in VR is next-level amazing.,Especially when you're barked ,This guy gets it. 
482,What are you getting your partner/crush/friend ect for Valentine's Day?,Vodka. For Myself. RIP. ,Treat yourself!!! 
483,Vodka. For Myself. RIP. ,Treat yourself!!! ,"Nah... I'm just sigh, disappointingly XD "
484,What are you getting your partner/crush/friend ect for Valentine's Day?,Vodka. For Myself. RIP. ,"Yeah, man. Get **quality** vodka!"
485,Vodka. For Myself. RIP. ,"Yeah, man. Get **quality** vodka!",Burnett's.... Because I hate myself :P 
486,What are you getting your partner/crush/friend ect for Valentine's Day?,Yarn. For me. ,What do you make with your yarn??
487,Yarn. For me. ,What do you make with your yarn??,Everything from socks to sweaters and blankets :) ordering yarn for a hat though. 
488,What are you getting your partner/crush/friend ect for Valentine's Day?,A milkshake for myself yo,What flavour milk shake?
489,A milkshake for myself yo,What flavour milk shake?,Vanilla
490,What are you getting your partner/crush/friend ect for Valentine's Day?,Nothing.   We've agreed that this holiday just really isn't for us. ,Oh okay! Do you celebrate any other holidays?
491,Nothing.   We've agreed that this holiday just really isn't for us. ,Oh okay! Do you celebrate any other holidays?,Christmas and birthdays. 
492,Finally got my first kiss!,I'm happy for you. Unfortunately this isn't something that will happen for me.,Why not? Is it not something you want?
493,I'm happy for you. Unfortunately this isn't something that will happen for me.,Why not? Is it not something you want?,"No I definitely want it, it's more that women don't want me lol."
494,Why not? Is it not something you want?,"No I definitely want it, it's more that women don't want me lol.",Me too thanks
495,Why not? Is it not something you want?,"No I definitely want it, it's more that women don't want me lol.",There's someone out there for everyone. Don't lose hope!
496,Finally got my first kiss!,Next step: touching a boob,no no seeing side boob ;) but that works too lol 
497,Next step: touching a boob,no no seeing side boob ;) but that works too lol ,How would seeing sideboob work out before touching boob?
498,no no seeing side boob ;) but that works too lol ,How would seeing sideboob work out before touching boob?,Like how it would be beneficial? What do you mean?
499,Next step: touching a boob,no no seeing side boob ;) but that works too lol ,He can just go out in public and do that. You're playing body baseball all wrong.
500,no no seeing side boob ;) but that works too lol ,He can just go out in public and do that. You're playing body baseball all wrong.,Lol I guess different people have different objectives 
501,He can just go out in public and do that. You're playing body baseball all wrong.,Lol I guess different people have different objectives ,I guess I should downvote you because someone else did - average Redditor
502,Lol I guess different people have different objectives ,I guess I should downvote you because someone else did - average Redditor,Did you rap in your city?
503,Finally got my first kiss!,congrats man!,Thank you so much!
504,congrats man!,Thank you so much!,Anytime!!
505,Finally got my first kiss!,I got my first kiss at 25.  I am 27 now.  Anyone got theirs later than me?,"I'm 27. Haven't had my first kiss yet, but it will probably happen on Friday."
506,I got my first kiss at 25.  I am 27 now.  Anyone got theirs later than me?,"I'm 27. Haven't had my first kiss yet, but it will probably happen on Friday.",Best of luck my man!! 
507,I got my first kiss at 25.  I am 27 now.  Anyone got theirs later than me?,"I'm 27. Haven't had my first kiss yet, but it will probably happen on Friday.",What is happening Friday?
508,Today is my 22nd birthday :),"Happy birthday, fellow aquarius :)","Thank you! Aquarius, eh? When is yours?"
509,"Happy birthday, fellow aquarius :)","Thank you! Aquarius, eh? When is yours?",Happy birthday to both you fellow Aquarians ! (One in advance/belated)!
510,"Thank you! Aquarius, eh? When is yours?",Happy birthday to both you fellow Aquarians ! (One in advance/belated)!,Thank you!! :3
511,Today is my 22nd birthday :),Happy Nameday! Have a great one.,"Haha ""nameday""! That's cool! Thank you so much! :)"
512,Happy Nameday! Have a great one.,"Haha ""nameday""! That's cool! Thank you so much! :)",You're welcome! That was a game of thrones reference.
513,"Haha ""nameday""! That's cool! Thank you so much! :)",You're welcome! That was a game of thrones reference.,"Ohhhh awesome! I'm hoping I get cable soon, I'm missing out on a lot xD"
514,You're welcome! That was a game of thrones reference.,"Ohhhh awesome! I'm hoping I get cable soon, I'm missing out on a lot xD",You're up for a treat!
515,Today is my 22nd birthday :),HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I heard Aquarius and gemini are perfect matches. ,lol I'm with a Capricorn :) we match great too!
516,HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I heard Aquarius and gemini are perfect matches. ,lol I'm with a Capricorn :) we match great too!,Aww shucks lol
517,Today is my 22nd birthday :),"Me too, and I'm also turning 22! We also share today with Bob Marley. Have a happy birthday!",I'M 22 THIS YEAR TOO!My birthday is on the 6th Feb too. Coincidence much?!
518,"Me too, and I'm also turning 22! We also share today with Bob Marley. Have a happy birthday!",I'M 22 THIS YEAR TOO!My birthday is on the 6th Feb too. Coincidence much?!,SWEET! I found my twins! xD
519,I'M 22 THIS YEAR TOO!My birthday is on the 6th Feb too. Coincidence much?!,SWEET! I found my twins! xD,Yes! Hope you had a great day! I sure did. Did you get anything cool at the mall?
520,SWEET! I found my twins! xD,Yes! Hope you had a great day! I sure did. Did you get anything cool at the mall?,"No, the mall didn't work out. :/ wasn't the best day but oh well, there's always another day :) "
521,I want to have conversation with people who need someone to vent to or just have a comfortable conversation with!,"If you put water on water, does it become wetter or remain equally wet",It's simply a higher volume of water
522,"If you put water on water, does it become wetter or remain equally wet",It's simply a higher volume of water,but does it become wetter?
523,It's simply a higher volume of water,but does it become wetter?,If you put a solid on top of another solid does it become more solid?
524,but does it become wetter?,If you put a solid on top of another solid does it become more solid?,Yes
525,If you put a solid on top of another solid does it become more solid?,Yes,If I didn't already know his Reddit account I would've assumed this was one of my friends 
526,I want to have conversation with people who need someone to vent to or just have a comfortable conversation with!,What is the purpose of life? ,"Up to you! :D 

My purpose is to spread positivity around like a virus ;)"
527,What is the purpose of life? ,"Up to you! :D 

My purpose is to spread positivity around like a virus ;)",OP you're a wonderful person based on these threads I've read.
528,I want to have conversation with people who need someone to vent to or just have a comfortable conversation with!,I feel empty,Why hon?
529,I feel empty,Why hon?,I just do. Like I don't know any reason why.
530,Why hon?,I just do. Like I don't know any reason why.,:( I've been there too recently. Winter tends to have a bad effect on my mood though.
531,"Can we talk weather in your area, pretty please?",It is night here and 16 c good I can sleep comfortably.,That sounds like a rather pleasant temp for overnight.   You must live somewhere quite warm.  
532,It is night here and 16 c good I can sleep comfortably.,That sounds like a rather pleasant temp for overnight.   You must live somewhere quite warm.  ,Ya India It is considered cool for us.
533,That sounds like a rather pleasant temp for overnight.   You must live somewhere quite warm.  ,Ya India It is considered cool for us.,I live in a warm place but suddenly feel lucky.   I think I'd melt if I lived in your world! 
534,Ya India It is considered cool for us.,I live in a warm place but suddenly feel lucky.   I think I'd melt if I lived in your world! ,haha yes ypu may feel irritated but you can survive by being in air conditioned room.
535,So my boyfriend moved in with me about 2 months ago,"I wake up every morning with my dog staring at my face from 2 inches away. So, there's that.","That's like me, except with a cat's asshole. "
536,"I wake up every morning with my dog staring at my face from 2 inches away. So, there's that.","That's like me, except with a cat's asshole. ","That's like me, except with a crushing sense of loneliness and the banality of existence."
537,"That's like me, except with a cat's asshole. ","That's like me, except with a crushing sense of loneliness and the banality of existence.",Hey man. I love you.
538,"That's like me, except with a crushing sense of loneliness and the banality of existence.",Hey man. I love you.,Apparently so does his cat.
539,"That's like me, except with a cat's asshole. ","That's like me, except with a crushing sense of loneliness and the banality of existence.",me too thanks
540,"I wake up every morning with my dog staring at my face from 2 inches away. So, there's that.","That's like me, except with a cat's asshole. ","You should get a whole cat, you'd feel better."
541,"That's like me, except with a cat's asshole. ","You should get a whole cat, you'd feel better.","He's 25 lbs, so he's almost 2 whole cats. "
542,"You should get a whole cat, you'd feel better.","He's 25 lbs, so he's almost 2 whole cats. ",Garfield you fat cat
543,So my boyfriend moved in with me about 2 months ago,My fiancee broke her leg :(,"Bummer, I hope she's feeling alright!"
544,My fiancee broke her leg :(,"Bummer, I hope she's feeling alright!",Thanks.
545,So my boyfriend moved in with me about 2 months ago,Everyone dies in the end.,Sorry for your loneliness and rudeness
546,Everyone dies in the end.,Sorry for your loneliness and rudeness,No need to apologise. :)
547,So my boyfriend moved in with me about 2 months ago,Does your boyfriend know you have a dick?,Pretty sure he figured that out
548,Does your boyfriend know you have a dick?,Pretty sure he figured that out,Did you meet him after your transition 6 months ago?
549,Pretty sure he figured that out,Did you meet him after your transition 6 months ago?,"Yep, and I've been transitioning for like a year and a half now"
550,What's your favorite country other than your own?,Sweden,And why's that?
551,Sweden,And why's that?,And why is that?*
552,And why's that?,And why is that?*,Isn't it the same thing?
553,And why is that?*,Isn't it the same thing?,Yeah but you told me to correct your grammar lol
554,What's your favorite country other than your own?,"smh my country is one of my least favorite.

Spain is probably my favorite.",Why Spain?
555,"smh my country is one of my least favorite.

Spain is probably my favorite.",Why Spain?,"I love everything about it, the food, architecture, pace, lifestyle, size, people, etc."
556,What's your favorite country other than your own?,That feeling when you don't see your own country in the comments :(,Which country is that? Because I'll say it
557,That feeling when you don't see your own country in the comments :(,Which country is that? Because I'll say it,"Kinda late, but Mexico"
558,My girlfriend is on a date with my oldest son and I couldn't be happier!!!,The title makes t sounds like they are literally dating,I guess I kind of assumed people would get what I meant.
559,The title makes t sounds like they are literally dating,I guess I kind of assumed people would get what I meant.,Haha
560,The title makes t sounds like they are literally dating,I guess I kind of assumed people would get what I meant.,Dude this is reddit. People will hunt and skin you for a minor spelling mistake
561,I guess I kind of assumed people would get what I meant.,Dude this is reddit. People will hunt and skin you for a minor spelling mistake,Or break your hands? 
562,Dude this is reddit. People will hunt and skin you for a minor spelling mistake,Or break your hands? ,*arms
563,Or break your hands? ,*arms,"Something, something, broken arms."
564,I guess I kind of assumed people would get what I meant.,Dude this is reddit. People will hunt and skin you for a minor spelling mistake,YOU FORGOT THE PERIOD AT THE END OF YOUR SENTENCE.  PREPARE YOUR ANUS.
565,Dude this is reddit. People will hunt and skin you for a minor spelling mistake,YOU FORGOT THE PERIOD AT THE END OF YOUR SENTENCE.  PREPARE YOUR ANUS.,"You wrote in all capitals, and have no exclamation marks! Prepare your anus!"
566,YOU FORGOT THE PERIOD AT THE END OF YOUR SENTENCE.  PREPARE YOUR ANUS.,"You wrote in all capitals, and have no exclamation marks! Prepare your anus!",You forgot to double-space between each sentence!  Where is your sense of morality?
567,"You wrote in all capitals, and have no exclamation marks! Prepare your anus!",You forgot to double-space between each sentence!  Where is your sense of morality?,"That's a formating preference, not a grammar rule."
568,Dude this is reddit. People will hunt and skin you for a minor spelling mistake,YOU FORGOT THE PERIOD AT THE END OF YOUR SENTENCE.  PREPARE YOUR ANUS.,*prepares anus*
569,YOU FORGOT THE PERIOD AT THE END OF YOUR SENTENCE.  PREPARE YOUR ANUS.,*prepares anus*,Anal cavity complete. Initiate sodomy.
570,I guess I kind of assumed people would get what I meant.,Dude this is reddit. People will hunt and skin you for a minor spelling mistake,"Dude, this is reddit...

Ftfy"
571,I guess I kind of assumed people would get what I meant.,Dude this is reddit. People will hunt and skin you for a minor spelling mistake,Or assume this was meant for r/incest
572,The title makes t sounds like they are literally dating,I guess I kind of assumed people would get what I meant.,"I got what ya meant, OP ;) Exactly how hot is that girlfriend?"
573,The title makes t sounds like they are literally dating,I guess I kind of assumed people would get what I meant.,Sounds cucky
574,The title makes t sounds like they are literally dating,I guess I kind of assumed people would get what I meant.,"Yeah, kids don't go on dates. You could just say they are bonding. "
575,The title makes t sounds like they are literally dating,I guess I kind of assumed people would get what I meant.,"I'm pretty sure you worded it that way for clickbait, don't even lie"
576,My girlfriend is on a date with my oldest son and I couldn't be happier!!!,The title makes t sounds like they are literally dating,I still don't get it. What's OP trying to say?
577,The title makes t sounds like they are literally dating,I still don't get it. What's OP trying to say?,His girlfriends and son are bonding 
578,I still don't get it. What's OP trying to say?,His girlfriends and son are bonding ,Sexually
579,His girlfriends and son are bonding ,Sexually,No they're bonding because they could become a mother and son 
580,Sexually,No they're bonding because they could become a mother and son ,Sexually.
581,No they're bonding because they could become a mother and son ,Sexually.,Haha no
582,Sexually.,Haha no,"S E X U A L

T E N S I O N"
583,Sexually.,Haha no,not until both of his arms are broken. Then all bets are off.
584,My girlfriend is on a date with my oldest son and I couldn't be happier!!!,whoah i thought you got cucked by your son..........,Apparently I had major title fail
585,whoah i thought you got cucked by your son..........,Apparently I had major title fail,I knew what the post was about just from the title.  You're fine.
586,My girlfriend is on a date with my oldest son and I couldn't be happier!!!,Ur happy your girlfriend is cheating on you with your son? 😜,He's 12. 
587,Ur happy your girlfriend is cheating on you with your son? 😜,He's 12. ,"The title,  I'm being sarcastic duh.. "
588,Agony Uncle. Tell me your problems,My hand can't fit inside this Pringles can. ,Sometimes you just gotto let those hard to reach chips go.
589,My hand can't fit inside this Pringles can. ,Sometimes you just gotto let those hard to reach chips go.,But I've had my heart set on them for a whole 5 minutes. I can't just let them walk away.
590,Sometimes you just gotto let those hard to reach chips go.,But I've had my heart set on them for a whole 5 minutes. I can't just let them walk away.,Plate and pour. Or your lap might work as well.
591,But I've had my heart set on them for a whole 5 minutes. I can't just let them walk away.,Plate and pour. Or your lap might work as well.,Or right into their mouth.
592,Agony Uncle. Tell me your problems,"Dear Agony Uncle, 

What is the best way to get out of an awkward situation?",Give me a scenario?
593,"Dear Agony Uncle, 

What is the best way to get out of an awkward situation?",Give me a scenario?,Being stuck at a friend's apartment with super awkward people you don't like...
594,Agony Uncle. Tell me your problems,"My cat meows at me but protests when I cuddle her. Agony Uncle, impart on me some wisdom. ",That iddy biddy kitty kat wants a treat.
595,"My cat meows at me but protests when I cuddle her. Agony Uncle, impart on me some wisdom. ",That iddy biddy kitty kat wants a treat.,"Ooh, I've never given her cat treats that would be really cute"
596,That iddy biddy kitty kat wants a treat.,"Ooh, I've never given her cat treats that would be really cute",She will love it! Give her catnip for some real fun!
597,Agony Uncle. Tell me your problems,i need to do a homework and i don't know how :I ,What's your homework? 
598,i need to do a homework and i don't know how :I ,What's your homework? ,Programming i pretty much need to learn new 3 programs in 2 days
599,I had an amazing day yesterday :),That's awesome glad you are happy😀😊☺,Thank you! I hope ou have a wonderful day! 😄😊
600,That's awesome glad you are happy😀😊☺,Thank you! I hope ou have a wonderful day! 😄😊,You too😀😊☺
601,I had an amazing day yesterday :),Just stopped by to say your music is awesome! ,Thank you so much! It means the world to me! 😄
602,Just stopped by to say your music is awesome! ,Thank you so much! It means the world to me! 😄,What is your inspiration?
603,I had an amazing day yesterday :),Aww :3 I hope you ask her out :),"I'm thinking about it :3
First the songs tho!"
604,Aww :3 I hope you ask her out :),"I'm thinking about it :3
First the songs tho!",Haha you know your priorities
605,I had an amazing day yesterday :),You should watch the movie Sing Street!,Is it similar to this story? :D
606,You should watch the movie Sing Street!,Is it similar to this story? :D,Kind of. It's a beautiful feel good movie which will make you even more happy. 
607,It's February 3rd and my Christmas decorations are still up.,it's Saturday and I have yet to hand-in my assingment that was due on Tuesday,"Alright, let's get this done! Whats it on?"
608,it's Saturday and I have yet to hand-in my assingment that was due on Tuesday,"Alright, let's get this done! Whats it on?",LOOL I have to read an article and write an annotated bibliography...
609,It's February 3rd and my Christmas decorations are still up.,I still haven't finished my mum's birthday present - her birthday was 31 Dec.,Stop slacking
610,I still haven't finished my mum's birthday present - her birthday was 31 Dec.,Stop slacking,"Hey - have you done your assignment???? yep, thought so! Get on with it!"
611,Stop slacking,"Hey - have you done your assignment???? yep, thought so! Get on with it!",I will. Tomorrow.
612,"Hey - have you done your assignment???? yep, thought so! Get on with it!",I will. Tomorrow.,What's it on? I'll help! hahahaha 
613,I will. Tomorrow.,What's it on? I'll help! hahahaha ,lool I'll work on your mom's birthday present and you can finish my assingment
614,"It's snowing here in Vancouver, how's the weather like where you live?",33C (91F) here. Send me all the snow you want!!!,"Gladly take some :) I'm throwing you a snowball

--------------------O"
615,33C (91F) here. Send me all the snow you want!!!,"Gladly take some :) I'm throwing you a snowball

--------------------O","ᗒ ͟ʖᗕ

Wait, it must have melted...."
616,"Gladly take some :) I'm throwing you a snowball

--------------------O","ᗒ ͟ʖᗕ

Wait, it must have melted....","Heres a few more

o o o o o o o o o o o "
617,"ᗒ ͟ʖᗕ

Wait, it must have melted....","Heres a few more

o o o o o o o o o o o ","I like that you tried, thanks. It's like waiting for Australia Post to deliver something...."
618,"Heres a few more

o o o o o o o o o o o ","I like that you tried, thanks. It's like waiting for Australia Post to deliver something....",Is Amazon also that bad in Australia? I heard that it wasn't very good there
619,Let's play a game!,OH MY GOOOOOOooD,Trolls 2
620,OH MY GOOOOOOooD,Trolls 2,^
621,Let's play a game!,"""The future has a plan, there is no fate in what you make for yourself""",Terminator? 
622,"""The future has a plan, there is no fate in what you make for yourself""",Terminator? ,"Holy shit, it is I've been sitting here over thinking it. You've put my mind at rest."
623,"""The future has a plan, there is no fate in what you make for yourself""",Terminator? ,Bingo!
624,Let's play a game!,"Listen, I know how to do some stuff, I will meet up with you, and I will kick your butt.",Taken? 
625,"Listen, I know how to do some stuff, I will meet up with you, and I will kick your butt.",Taken? ,Bingo!
626,Taken? ,Bingo!,Yay! I started over thinking that waaayyy too much! 
627,Let's play a game!,"""Don't think about it, Jake. It's the place where Chinese people live.""","Chinatown, Jack nicholson, good choice "
628,"""Don't think about it, Jake. It's the place where Chinese people live.""","Chinatown, Jack nicholson, good choice ",Correct! Except that it wasn't Jack who said it.
629,Let's play a game!,"Lisa, what you are doing is utterly destroying me from the inside out!","Oh, hi Mark."
630,"Lisa, what you are doing is utterly destroying me from the inside out!","Oh, hi Mark.","Anyway, how's your sex life?"
631,Let's play a game!,"AND YOU WILL KNOW! MY NAME IS THE L-O-R-D! when I lay vengeance upon thee
*pewpewpew*",Pulp Fiction? 
632,"AND YOU WILL KNOW! MY NAME IS THE L-O-R-D! when I lay vengeance upon thee
*pewpewpew*",Pulp Fiction? ,too easy haha
633,Let's play a game!,"""For Fritos.""","Brace of you, friend."
634,"""For Fritos.""","Brace of you, friend.","Well, I'm stumped. Where is this from?"
635,Let's play a game!,Let me introduce you to my best friend.,Scarface? 
636,Let me introduce you to my best friend.,Scarface? ,Bingo
637,What TV series are you currently watching on Netflix?,"Degrassi: Next Class

I'm also going to start the Santa Clarita Diet today.",Are you watching the new season of Degrassi that just came out?
638,"Degrassi: Next Class

I'm also going to start the Santa Clarita Diet today.",Are you watching the new season of Degrassi that just came out?,"No, I'm on season 2 right now (season 3 is the one you're talking about)."
639,What TV series are you currently watching on Netflix?,I'm re-watching White Collar,Have fun!
640,I'm re-watching White Collar,Have fun!,thank you. I can't stop watching 
641,I'm bored so here's a list of words and phrases that make me uncomfortable for some reason.,"Wait, what is wrong with turnip?",I think turnip is an incredibly satisfying word
642,"Wait, what is wrong with turnip?",I think turnip is an incredibly satisfying word,"However ""turnt"" up is ridiculous."
643,I'm bored so here's a list of words and phrases that make me uncomfortable for some reason.,"Meatloaf. Ugh. Meat should not be a ""loaf"" I can't even try it. Just the word is so disgusting. ","Hey man you should give meatloaf a try. Pretty decent, especially with ketchup."
644,"Meatloaf. Ugh. Meat should not be a ""loaf"" I can't even try it. Just the word is so disgusting. ","Hey man you should give meatloaf a try. Pretty decent, especially with ketchup.",Also you can make it in muffin tins! Makes them easy to freeze and divvy up servings. 
645,"Meatloaf. Ugh. Meat should not be a ""loaf"" I can't even try it. Just the word is so disgusting. ","Hey man you should give meatloaf a try. Pretty decent, especially with ketchup.",Better with barbecue sauce.  Mmm.
646,"Hey man you should give meatloaf a try. Pretty decent, especially with ketchup.",Better with barbecue sauce.  Mmm.,"Mmm, middle class America.  I'm not even kidding.  "
647,I'm bored so here's a list of words and phrases that make me uncomfortable for some reason.,"Meatloaf. Ugh. Meat should not be a ""loaf"" I can't even try it. Just the word is so disgusting. ",It's basically a burger but without the rest.
648,"Meatloaf. Ugh. Meat should not be a ""loaf"" I can't even try it. Just the word is so disgusting. ",It's basically a burger but without the rest.,"I like the meat part, though..."
649,"Meatloaf. Ugh. Meat should not be a ""loaf"" I can't even try it. Just the word is so disgusting. ",It's basically a burger but without the rest.,It's the loaf part that's the problem. That and the onions. 
650,It's basically a burger but without the rest.,It's the loaf part that's the problem. That and the onions. ,Do you have something against onions?
651,It's the loaf part that's the problem. That and the onions. ,Do you have something against onions?,They killed my parents and raped my sister. 
652,I'm bored so here's a list of words and phrases that make me uncomfortable for some reason.,"Meatloaf. Ugh. Meat should not be a ""loaf"" I can't even try it. Just the word is so disgusting. ","Yeah, it's like a bat out of Hell."
653,"Meatloaf. Ugh. Meat should not be a ""loaf"" I can't even try it. Just the word is so disgusting. ","Yeah, it's like a bat out of Hell.","I'd do anything for love, but I won't eat that. "
654,I'm bored so here's a list of words and phrases that make me uncomfortable for some reason.,"Cool beans, thanks for the list!",So is the wifey preggers yet?
655,"Cool beans, thanks for the list!",So is the wifey preggers yet?,Preggers with a turnip!
656,"Cool beans, thanks for the list!",So is the wifey preggers yet?,"No but the hubby keeps wanting to have a kid. Turnip for what, right?!"
657,So is the wifey preggers yet?,"No but the hubby keeps wanting to have a kid. Turnip for what, right?!","Hubby got the Wifey Preggers with a kiddo, to whom they feed turnips every day. It's cool beans!"
658,"No but the hubby keeps wanting to have a kid. Turnip for what, right?!","Hubby got the Wifey Preggers with a kiddo, to whom they feed turnips every day. It's cool beans!",*finger guns*
659,"Hubby got the Wifey Preggers with a kiddo, to whom they feed turnips every day. It's cool beans!",*finger guns*,I love how those help make that finger bang sound! 
660,I'm bored so here's a list of words and phrases that make me uncomfortable for some reason.,"'meta', especially when it's said irl, I cringe almost every time.",Then you're ypgong to have a hell of a time if you watch Red vs Blue
661,"'meta', especially when it's said irl, I cringe almost every time.",Then you're ypgong to have a hell of a time if you watch Red vs Blue,Man I loved the series so much. 
662,I'm bored so here's a list of words and phrases that make me uncomfortable for some reason.,fixins,Oh you bitch I forgot about that word for about a year
663,fixins,Oh you bitch I forgot about that word for about a year,"i'm from the midwest, where people love their country buffets with all. the. fixins."
664,I'm bored so here's a list of words and phrases that make me uncomfortable for some reason.,"tuh-TOO for tattoo, courtesy of Bob's Burgers",Have you ever heard an actual person say tuh-TOO?
665,"tuh-TOO for tattoo, courtesy of Bob's Burgers",Have you ever heard an actual person say tuh-TOO?,"No, thankfully. Have you?"
666,Have you ever heard an actual person say tuh-TOO?,"No, thankfully. Have you?","Nah. I laughed at the mental image, though."
667,I'm bored so here's a list of words and phrases that make me uncomfortable for some reason.,Why do people hate the word 'moist' so much? I think it's actually a rather ... moist word!,Succulent 
668,Why do people hate the word 'moist' so much? I think it's actually a rather ... moist word!,Succulent ,Glistening
669,Why do people hate the word 'moist' so much? I think it's actually a rather ... moist word!,Succulent ,"Ooh! I could get all adverb-y with this!

My, that pool is succulently moist!"
670,I'm bored so here's a list of words and phrases that make me uncomfortable for some reason.,"Nitch instead of niche  
Tit-ular instead of titular   
Prota-gonist instead of protagonist  ",That last one I've never heard...
671,"Nitch instead of niche  
Tit-ular instead of titular   
Prota-gonist instead of protagonist  ",That last one I've never heard...,...I don't think that's a thing people say.
672,I'm bored so here's a list of words and phrases that make me uncomfortable for some reason.,"Nitch instead of niche  
Tit-ular instead of titular   
Prota-gonist instead of protagonist  ",nuke-you-ler instead of new-klee-er ... RAGE
673,"Nitch instead of niche  
Tit-ular instead of titular   
Prota-gonist instead of protagonist  ",nuke-you-ler instead of new-klee-er ... RAGE,I *knew* there was another. 
674,I'm bored so here's a list of words and phrases that make me uncomfortable for some reason.,"I hate it when people say smoll instead of small irl, or any other meme for that matter.",Smoll?
675,"I hate it when people say smoll instead of small irl, or any other meme for that matter.",Smoll?,Smoll pure cinnamon roll
676,I'm bored so here's a list of words and phrases that make me uncomfortable for some reason.,"Chicken boobs. Why? That's not funny. They're chicken breasts, and you're 23 not 14.",What about chicken titties? 
677,"Chicken boobs. Why? That's not funny. They're chicken breasts, and you're 23 not 14.",What about chicken titties? ,WORSE
678,I'm bored so here's a list of words and phrases that make me uncomfortable for some reason.,"Ladybits 

Couch

There's more I just can't think right now.","You prefer the word sofa, huh?"
679,"Ladybits 

Couch

There's more I just can't think right now.","You prefer the word sofa, huh?",Chesterfield!
680,"You prefer the word sofa, huh?",Chesterfield!,"Ehhh, davenport is unique so I'll go with that."
681,I'm bored so here's a list of words and phrases that make me uncomfortable for some reason.,"""Fondling.""",What do you say instead?
682,"""Fondling.""",What do you say instead?,"""Assault."""
683,I have a social obligation every Saturday until April,"Any funerals on your schedule?
",Do I even want to know why that is your question? 
684,"Any funerals on your schedule?
",Do I even want to know why that is your question? ,It's a good way to meet new people
685,I Bought Pineapple Soap!,I don't notice the smell difference but I think I use old spice.,I fucking *love* Old Spice. 
686,I don't notice the smell difference but I think I use old spice.,I fucking *love* Old Spice. ,I seem to have chosen wisely
687,I fucking *love* Old Spice. ,I seem to have chosen wisely,"You have, young grasshoppah."
688,I seem to have chosen wisely,"You have, young grasshoppah.","Also, scroll to the bottom of the page"
689,Ask and tell me what your favorite anything is,My favourite tv show is Daredevil! What's yours? :),"The Big Bang Theory. Besides that and sports, I don't really watch TV much these days though"
690,My favourite tv show is Daredevil! What's yours? :),"The Big Bang Theory. Besides that and sports, I don't really watch TV much these days though","I like TBBT. I wish there were more funny, light hearted shows out there. "
691,Ask and tell me what your favorite anything is,My favourite tv show is Daredevil! What's yours? :),Bojack Horseman
692,My favourite tv show is Daredevil! What's yours? :),Bojack Horseman,"Is it that good? Hmm, maybe I should watch it"
693,"Welp, I'm old...",I turned 30 today.,Right behind you. Im 29 next month :/ Happy Birthday though!
694,I turned 30 today.,Right behind you. Im 29 next month :/ Happy Birthday though!,I'm right behind you! 28 next month.
695,I blew my whole life up unexpectedly on Monday and it's gonna work out.,I'd love to just take off somewhere but I live with my partner and I'm scared of upsetting him. ,Relevant username!
696,I'd love to just take off somewhere but I live with my partner and I'm scared of upsetting him. ,Relevant username!,Wanna make it happen?
697,Relevant username!,Wanna make it happen?,Conspiracy charges here we come!! 
698,Wanna make it happen?,Conspiracy charges here we come!! ,I'll bring the rope! 
699,Conspiracy charges here we come!! ,I'll bring the rope! ,I love all of your usernames. 
700,I'll bring the rope! ,I love all of your usernames. ,Do you like my username?
701,I love all of your usernames. ,Do you like my username?,"lol I love it 
"
702,I love all of your usernames. ,Do you like my username?,My brother would.
703,Conspiracy charges here we come!! ,I'll bring the rope! ,You and your fookin rope
704,Conspiracy charges here we come!! ,I'll bring the rope! ,I'll get a bag!
705,Wanna make it happen?,Conspiracy charges here we come!! ,I'm gonna get in here to throw them off the trail.
706,I'd love to just take off somewhere but I live with my partner and I'm scared of upsetting him. ,Relevant username!,Surprise adoption! 
707,I blew my whole life up unexpectedly on Monday and it's gonna work out.,That is so awesome!  How quickly did you find a new place and new job?,I quit Monday morning and had it all figured out by Wednesday evening.
708,That is so awesome!  How quickly did you find a new place and new job?,I quit Monday morning and had it all figured out by Wednesday evening.,Wow!  That's so fast!  Had you been looking into it beforehand or did you just luck out?
709,That is so awesome!  How quickly did you find a new place and new job?,I quit Monday morning and had it all figured out by Wednesday evening.,This is incredible actually I've never heard anything like this
710,That is so awesome!  How quickly did you find a new place and new job?,I quit Monday morning and had it all figured out by Wednesday evening.,I should put this quote on a mug of something.
711,I blew my whole life up unexpectedly on Monday and it's gonna work out.,"Now that you're in San Diego, you gotta get into craft beer. I am up to suggest things for you.","I'm from Portland, is the scene bigger in San Diego? I feel like all I do is drink craft beer."
712,"Now that you're in San Diego, you gotta get into craft beer. I am up to suggest things for you.","I'm from Portland, is the scene bigger in San Diego? I feel like all I do is drink craft beer.","I'm from Portland, but Ballast Point in San Diego is one of my favorite breweries."
713,Feel quite lonely tbh,What is your favorite kind of cookie?,"The classic chocolate chip, never ever put raisins in my cookies ever

You?!"
714,What is your favorite kind of cookie?,"The classic chocolate chip, never ever put raisins in my cookies ever

You?!",I love the peanut butter blossom cookies
715,"The classic chocolate chip, never ever put raisins in my cookies ever

You?!",I love the peanut butter blossom cookies,"I have never had them, what makes them so good?"
716,I love the peanut butter blossom cookies,"I have never had them, what makes them so good?",Do you like caramel and coconut? The cookie is very sweet and chewy
717,"Just want to chat, 17F",What is your relationship to peanut butter?,I kinda do wanna learn how magnets work
718,What is your relationship to peanut butter?,I kinda do wanna learn how magnets work,"Well, this is awkward..."
719,"Just want to chat, 17F","How do you feel about anime? 
How about MMORPGS? Or games in general?",I love both! What about you?
720,"How do you feel about anime? 
How about MMORPGS? Or games in general?",I love both! What about you?,"That's great! Favourite anime and game? 
I do love both as well :)"
721,I love both! What about you?,"That's great! Favourite anime and game? 
I do love both as well :)","No Game No Life, and Skyrim, based on hours."
722,"That's great! Favourite anime and game? 
I do love both as well :)","No Game No Life, and Skyrim, based on hours.",I loved no game no life! Which is your favorite character? 
723,"No Game No Life, and Skyrim, based on hours.",I loved no game no life! Which is your favorite character? ,Shiro! Yours?
724,I loved no game no life! Which is your favorite character? ,Shiro! Yours?,Definitely shiro. What other Anime do you enjoy? I really like the romantic comedy ones 
725,Shiro! Yours?,Definitely shiro. What other Anime do you enjoy? I really like the romantic comedy ones ,I do too! Have you ever seen School Rumble? Stupid as shit at times but great.
726,Definitely shiro. What other Anime do you enjoy? I really like the romantic comedy ones ,I do too! Have you ever seen School Rumble? Stupid as shit at times but great.,"Haven't, but it is in my to watch list. Do you have a mal? "
727,"That's great! Favourite anime and game? 
I do love both as well :)","No Game No Life, and Skyrim, based on hours.",NGNL is amazing. Too bad there won't be a second season.
728,I love both! What about you?,"That's great! Favourite anime and game? 
I do love both as well :)",Yours?
729,"Just want to chat, 17F",What is your favorite kind of girl scout cookie?,"Whoops, don't think I replied to you. Down below."
730,What is your favorite kind of girl scout cookie?,"Whoops, don't think I replied to you. Down below.",Happens to the best of us.
731,"Just want to chat, 17F",Favorite game?,"Skyrim for hours, Bioshock Infinite for story. Yours?"
732,Favorite game?,"Skyrim for hours, Bioshock Infinite for story. Yours?",Xenoblade Chronicles but recently I've been playing Final Fantasy XV and I love it.
733,"Just want to chat, 17F",Sup.,"Not much, you?"
734,Sup.,"Not much, you?","Meh, just chillin. But I'll be overwhelmed with school work after this week."
735,"Not much, you?","Meh, just chillin. But I'll be overwhelmed with school work after this week.","I feel that :( School sucks, but it won't last forever. You'll be out soon enough."
736,"Meh, just chillin. But I'll be overwhelmed with school work after this week.","I feel that :( School sucks, but it won't last forever. You'll be out soon enough.","Everyone says that... but it feels like a lifetime before ""soon"" comes."
737,"Just had a shit day, any movie recommendations?",Big hero 6,"thats such a good movie, its my dads favourite ahaha, thanks for the recommendation dude"
738,Big hero 6,"thats such a good movie, its my dads favourite ahaha, thanks for the recommendation dude",It is so good. The first time I watched it I giggled like a damn child the whole way through.
739,"Just had a shit day, any movie recommendations?",Whenever I'm sad I watch Before I disappear on Netflix,"thats man, I havent heard of that before, ill check it out :)"
740,Whenever I'm sad I watch Before I disappear on Netflix,"thats man, I havent heard of that before, ill check it out :)",What's your favorite movie to watch when you're not sad? :)
741,"Just had a shit day, any movie recommendations?","Desperado, Once upon a time in Mexico, The Pest and Sgt. Bilko ","i just looked them up and they all sound great, ill check em out thanks dude"
742,"Desperado, Once upon a time in Mexico, The Pest and Sgt. Bilko ","i just looked them up and they all sound great, ill check em out thanks dude",Enjoy!
743,Any games you would recommend?,"I just finished Life is Strange, that was a good game.

Doom 2016 as well.
",What's your favorite part about Doom? 
744,"I just finished Life is Strange, that was a good game.

Doom 2016 as well.
",What's your favorite part about Doom? ,"Honestly? Probably the music while playing. It's fucking awesome.

"
745,"I live in Switzerland and today is the annual ""siren test"". Every emergency siren in the whole country runs for a couple of minutes",I believe most places in the US test their sirens on Wednesdays or Saturdays at noon.,Every Friday at 11 AM in my area.
746,I believe most places in the US test their sirens on Wednesdays or Saturdays at noon.,Every Friday at 11 AM in my area.,"First Tuesday of the month, ~10 or 11 am"
747,Every Friday at 11 AM in my area.,"First Tuesday of the month, ~10 or 11 am",same here!
748,Every Friday at 11 AM in my area.,"First Tuesday of the month, ~10 or 11 am","Midwest, I take it? The tornado warning test? "
749,"First Tuesday of the month, ~10 or 11 am","Midwest, I take it? The tornado warning test? ","Yep, and I think so, yeah."
750,"I live in Switzerland and today is the annual ""siren test"". Every emergency siren in the whole country runs for a couple of minutes",I believe most places in the US test their sirens on Wednesdays or Saturdays at noon.,"In the St Louis area, it's the first Monday of the month at 11 I think"
751,I believe most places in the US test their sirens on Wednesdays or Saturdays at noon.,"In the St Louis area, it's the first Monday of the month at 11 I think",Same in the KC area. I heard em today.
752,"I live in Switzerland and today is the annual ""siren test"". Every emergency siren in the whole country runs for a couple of minutes",Sounds like the perfect time to invade.,but what for ? why invade a few valleys in the alps ? 
753,Sounds like the perfect time to invade.,but what for ? why invade a few valleys in the alps ? ,for shits and giggles
754,Sounds like the perfect time to invade.,but what for ? why invade a few valleys in the alps ? ,Pots of Swiss bank gold! 
755,"I live in Switzerland and today is the annual ""siren test"". Every emergency siren in the whole country runs for a couple of minutes",Mississippi here. The tornado sirens are tested every Wednesday at noon.,That is crazy often.
756,Mississippi here. The tornado sirens are tested every Wednesday at noon.,That is crazy often.,"I should clarify that it is only that often during ""tornado season."""
757,"Last year we made a Valentines day playlist, let's do it again! What is your favorite love song or valentines song?","First day of my life - bright eyes
Pale bleu eyes - Velvet underground ",Ill add them during my office hours later today!
758,"First day of my life - bright eyes
Pale bleu eyes - Velvet underground ",Ill add them during my office hours later today!,That should have been pale blue eyes 
759,Help me make my wifes valentines day special! Trying to get people around the world to take a picture with a hand written note telling her my love for her reached where you are,Is a British telephone box good?,would be greatly appreciated! You are awesome thanks for responding
760,Is a British telephone box good?,would be greatly appreciated! You are awesome thanks for responding,No worries. I'll try and get a photo infront of one on a walk this morning :)
761,would be greatly appreciated! You are awesome thanks for responding,No worries. I'll try and get a photo infront of one on a walk this morning :),thank you so very much you are wonderful :)
762,No worries. I'll try and get a photo infront of one on a walk this morning :),thank you so very much you are wonderful :),It was completely raining. Will try and get one tomorrow :)
763,thank you so very much you are wonderful :),It was completely raining. Will try and get one tomorrow :),thanks! whatever works for you.  
764,Help me make my wifes valentines day special! Trying to get people around the world to take a picture with a hand written note telling her my love for her reached where you are,Totally gonna do this if I can get a camera to work haha screw my phone. Germany here!,You are awesome thank you so much :) 
765,Totally gonna do this if I can get a camera to work haha screw my phone. Germany here!,You are awesome thank you so much :) ,When's your deadline? Like when do you want to put it together?
766,You are awesome thank you so much :) ,When's your deadline? Like when do you want to put it together?,trying to get it to her on valentines day but whenever you are able would be appreciated.
767,I like burnt popcorn. What's your unusual taste in food?,"I like raw onions, they taste good.",MY MAN
768,"I like raw onions, they taste good.",MY MAN,"Although my breath tends to smell sulfuric afterwards :/ 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "
769,So how are you going to spend the Valentines Day?,I'll probably play rocket league and try to not think about my friend,Whats there about your friend that you want to avoid thinking about?
770,I'll probably play rocket league and try to not think about my friend,Whats there about your friend that you want to avoid thinking about?,I like her but the feelings aren't mutual.
771,Whats there about your friend that you want to avoid thinking about?,I like her but the feelings aren't mutual.,How'd you know the feelings aren't mutual? 
772,I like her but the feelings aren't mutual.,How'd you know the feelings aren't mutual? ,I talked to her about it yesterday.
773,So how are you going to spend the Valentines Day?,Alone. Per the usual I suppose.,"You're not ""alone"" in this. "
774,Alone. Per the usual I suppose.,"You're not ""alone"" in this. ","Not alone in being alone, I guess."
775,"Hello I'm 19 and from the UK, I'm bored as shit and currently suffering from antidepressant withdrawals.",Mirtazapine is the shit,Care to... share? I know it has no sexual effects and increases appetite (which I need).
776,Mirtazapine is the shit,Care to... share? I know it has no sexual effects and increases appetite (which I need).,Its great for sleep and increases the effectiveness of SSRIs
777,Fit or Muscular for cuddles,"Not speaking from experience, but I guess the latter would be nicer.",Then gain some experience everyone needs a cuddle
778,"Not speaking from experience, but I guess the latter would be nicer.",Then gain some experience everyone needs a cuddle,If only finding someone willing was that simply. ;_;
779,Fit or Muscular for cuddles,"I couldn't say, never cuddled before.",Time to experience the joy of cuddling with no sexual expectation.
780,"I couldn't say, never cuddled before.",Time to experience the joy of cuddling with no sexual expectation.,...what?
781,Time to experience the joy of cuddling with no sexual expectation.,...what?,Then go cuddle
782,Fit or Muscular for cuddles,Never cuddled.,Then go cuddle
783,Never cuddled.,Then go cuddle,"...who?

Where?

Why?"
784,Then go cuddle,"...who?

Where?

Why?",Refer to previous comments
785,Hi. Reply if you're bored???,What's up? I'm just downloading Mass Effect 2 right now. ,Is that a video game? Idk anything
786,What's up? I'm just downloading Mass Effect 2 right now. ,Is that a video game? Idk anything,That it is! 2nd part to one of the most amazing gaming franchises around!
787,Is that a video game? Idk anything,That it is! 2nd part to one of the most amazing gaming franchises around!,Is it like skyrim or CoD or what
788,Hi. Reply if you're bored???,I'm watching Zootopia. Pretty darn bored. How bout you?,Is that a children's movie about animals? I'm trying to hotbox my friends car rn 
789,I'm watching Zootopia. Pretty darn bored. How bout you?,Is that a children's movie about animals? I'm trying to hotbox my friends car rn ,It's about a crime solving bunny. I find car washes to be effective hot box locations. You?
790,Hi. Reply if you're bored???,"I'm bored, browsing Reddit from a hospital room, with my patient ",Are you still awake redditor?
791,"I'm bored, browsing Reddit from a hospital room, with my patient ",Are you still awake redditor?,"Yep. When I'm with family in the hospital, I never sleep. "
792,Are you still awake redditor?,"Yep. When I'm with family in the hospital, I never sleep. ",21 hours and still up!
793,Are you still awake redditor?,"Yep. When I'm with family in the hospital, I never sleep. ",What are you there for 
794,"Yep. When I'm with family in the hospital, I never sleep. ",What are you there for ,My dad is in for the flu and pneumonia. I'm here to make sure that the staff do thier jobs XD
795,What are you there for ,My dad is in for the flu and pneumonia. I'm here to make sure that the staff do thier jobs XD,Oh my that sounds terrible! And nice lol is the food good
796,Hi. Reply if you're bored???,"Hey what's up! I'm bored as well just killing time, how did you get your name? ",If I told you I'd give it AWAY
797,"Hey what's up! I'm bored as well just killing time, how did you get your name? ",If I told you I'd give it AWAY,But I must know l! It's interesting name you came up with!! 
798,If I told you I'd give it AWAY,But I must know l! It's interesting name you came up with!! ,Honestly it was the wutang name generator 
799,Hi. Reply if you're bored???,Im learning english and it is very boring,What's your native language?
800,Im learning english and it is very boring,What's your native language?,Punjabi
801,Hi. Reply if you're bored???,Wutang?? What's that?,Wat
802,Wutang?? What's that?,Wat,I don't know anymore LOL
803,I'm sitting outside eating corn in a cup. What are you up to?,Elotes?!,Yes!!!! But in a cup lol
804,Elotes?!,Yes!!!! But in a cup lol,FYI elotes in a cup = esquites
805,Yes!!!! But in a cup lol,FYI elotes in a cup = esquites,I know. I can never spell it tho lmao
806,I'm sitting outside eating corn in a cup. What are you up to?,Hiya it's you again (I tagged u xD). I am looking at recipes for pulled pork to try out,Lmao hi!!! Yay pulled pork :D I actually haven't ate yet except for the corn in a cup.
807,Hiya it's you again (I tagged u xD). I am looking at recipes for pulled pork to try out,Lmao hi!!! Yay pulled pork :D I actually haven't ate yet except for the corn in a cup.,Me neither! Cuz I was too lazy to cook
808,Lmao hi!!! Yay pulled pork :D I actually haven't ate yet except for the corn in a cup.,Me neither! Cuz I was too lazy to cook,I haven't ate because we came to my godfather's house aaaaand we just haven't ate lol
809,Me neither! Cuz I was too lazy to cook,I haven't ate because we came to my godfather's house aaaaand we just haven't ate lol,Oh whacha doing there? 
810,I'm sitting outside eating corn in a cup. What are you up to?,Watching the new ghost busters with my hopefully soon to be SO,I haven't seen that one. I have way too many movies I haven't seen that I want to.
811,Watching the new ghost busters with my hopefully soon to be SO,I haven't seen that one. I have way too many movies I haven't seen that I want to.,I have a lot of free time and I don't sleep more than 3 hours a night 😕
812,I haven't seen that one. I have way too many movies I haven't seen that I want to.,I have a lot of free time and I don't sleep more than 3 hours a night 😕,I had a lot of free time before and I finished watching Bones. Why do you sleep for so little?
813,I'm sitting outside eating corn in a cup. What are you up to?,"I should be asleep, but I'm here listening to music.",Why can't you sleep?
814,"I should be asleep, but I'm here listening to music.",Why can't you sleep?,"Too much on my mind, I guess. "
815,Why can't you sleep?,"Too much on my mind, I guess. ",Oh like what :/ do a brain dump!!
816,I'm sitting outside eating corn in a cup. What are you up to?,"I'm really hung up on this corn in a cup thing. Why a cup, I guess is my question?",Cup because it's not as messy as eating corn on a stick. 
817,"I'm really hung up on this corn in a cup thing. Why a cup, I guess is my question?",Cup because it's not as messy as eating corn on a stick. ,but what about bowls?
818,Cup because it's not as messy as eating corn on a stick. ,but what about bowls?,They don't sell it in bowls. Only cups. 
819,but what about bowls?,They don't sell it in bowls. Only cups. ,"ah, so wait who is they?"
820,I'm sitting outside eating corn in a cup. What are you up to?,eating spaghetti-os from a can with my finger,How did that go? Aren't they slippery?
821,eating spaghetti-os from a can with my finger,How did that go? Aren't they slippery?,"i jam em into the o's

i got little finger"
822,How did that go? Aren't they slippery?,"i jam em into the o's

i got little finger",You must have really small fingers 
823,I'm sitting outside eating corn in a cup. What are you up to?,I just had a very nice cup of coffee with a very nice chocolate biscuit. ,"Coffee sounds good right now. Well, I can't sleep so maybe it won't help me lol"
824,I just had a very nice cup of coffee with a very nice chocolate biscuit. ,"Coffee sounds good right now. Well, I can't sleep so maybe it won't help me lol","Nope, but the smell alone....."
825,"Coffee sounds good right now. Well, I can't sleep so maybe it won't help me lol","Nope, but the smell alone.....",The smell alone is *amazing.*
826,What are you looking forward to?,Not being pregnant any more. ,Haha I can imagine that is pretty hard going. How far along are you?
827,Not being pregnant any more. ,Haha I can imagine that is pretty hard going. How far along are you?,17 weeks
828,What are you looking forward to?,Got new spray paint ordered yesterday!, What are you going to create with it?
829,Got new spray paint ordered yesterday!, What are you going to create with it?,I think you may have experienced a hiccup.
830, What are you going to create with it?,I think you may have experienced a hiccup.,"lol

I experienced a shitty internet, that's what happened. Sorry!!!"
831,What are you looking forward to?,Becoming more stable. Getting in better shape. Whatever I decide to bake tonight. Moving! ,Those are good goals. Are you moving far?
832,Becoming more stable. Getting in better shape. Whatever I decide to bake tonight. Moving! ,Those are good goals. Are you moving far?,Thanks :D Only about a half hour. I'm really excited about it though.
833,I'm Iranian American and I'm having the worst day.,should of thought of that before you guys knocked them towers down 😖,Your comment has been removed for being bigoted and uncivil.  
834,should of thought of that before you guys knocked them towers down 😖,Your comment has been removed for being bigoted and uncivil.  ,"What about everyone saying ""fuck Trump""?"
835,Your comment has been removed for being bigoted and uncivil.  ,"What about everyone saying ""fuck Trump""?",Fuck Trump
836,"What about everyone saying ""fuck Trump""?",Fuck Trump,"much civil, such tolerance.

Hypocrite mods?"
837,Your comment has been removed for being bigoted and uncivil.  ,"What about everyone saying ""fuck Trump""?",Fuck Trump and fuck you too.
838,should of thought of that before you guys knocked them towers down 😖,Your comment has been removed for being bigoted and uncivil.  ,Holy heck. It's like a nuclear blast zone down here.
839,I'm Iranian American and I'm having the worst day.,اگه بخواهی صحبت کنی خوشحالم باهت حرفی بزنم دوستم! از یک امریکایی به یکی دیگه,Keep your savage language off the internet please.
840,اگه بخواهی صحبت کنی خوشحالم باهت حرفی بزنم دوستم! از یک امریکایی به یکی دیگه,Keep your savage language off the internet please.,be nice to others
841,Keep your savage language off the internet please.,be nice to others,People who marginalize women and sentence gays to death? Nah I'm good
842,be nice to others,People who marginalize women and sentence gays to death? Nah I'm good,"Ah yes, OP is evidently an evil misogynist. Clearly.

You're a moron."
843,I'm Iranian American and I'm having the worst day.,Dad has Arabic origins. Have some uncles in Dubai currently that I can't see :(,Why not?
844,Dad has Arabic origins. Have some uncles in Dubai currently that I can't see :(,Why not?,The ban
845,r/wholesomememes honestly makes me sadder than r/me_irl ever did,"It comes off as fake happiness to me, idk. Like they're trying too hard to be ""wholesome"" ","Yeah, agreed. Rarely comes across as genuine. "
846,"It comes off as fake happiness to me, idk. Like they're trying too hard to be ""wholesome"" ","Yeah, agreed. Rarely comes across as genuine. ",Fake it till you make it!
847,r/wholesomememes honestly makes me sadder than r/me_irl ever did,"Sorry for deraliing it dude, but...

Do you like pineapple on pizza?",Honestly never been a fan of pineapple. What about you? 
848,"Sorry for deraliing it dude, but...

Do you like pineapple on pizza?",Honestly never been a fan of pineapple. What about you? ,I am one of those savages who think Hawaiian pizza is the best.
849,"In exchange for drawing me a picture, I'll link you one of three things!",Is there anything specific you want? ,"The cast of The Office as cats? :D 

But I'm open to whatever your kind enough to draw for me. "
850,Is there anything specific you want? ,"The cast of The Office as cats? :D 

But I'm open to whatever your kind enough to draw for me. ","Sorry, I never saw much of the office. I'll have something for you shortly, stand by. "
851,"The cast of The Office as cats? :D 

But I'm open to whatever your kind enough to draw for me. ","Sorry, I never saw much of the office. I'll have something for you shortly, stand by. ","Haha, all good! I look forward to it. :)"
852,"In exchange for drawing me a picture, I'll link you one of three things!",*franctically tries to find klondike drawing*,:33
853,*franctically tries to find klondike drawing*,:33,"I found it, but I dun have a picture of it."
854,:33,"I found it, but I dun have a picture of it.",333:
855,"I found it, but I dun have a picture of it.",333:,"Oh well. No linkie for me :I

/r/linkthree"
856,333:,"Oh well. No linkie for me :I

/r/linkthree",:|
857,"Oh well. No linkie for me :I

/r/linkthree",:|,"I MADE THAT SUBREDDIT :DDDD

LIKE 5 MONTHS AGO :I"
858,:|,"I MADE THAT SUBREDDIT :DDDD

LIKE 5 MONTHS AGO :I",YAY!
859,"I MADE THAT SUBREDDIT :DDDD

LIKE 5 MONTHS AGO :I",YAY!,No one ever used it ;-;
860,YAY!,No one ever used it ;-;,Used what?
861,No one ever used it ;-;,Used what?,"My subreddit.

Talking about it 2 comments ago."
862,Used what?,"My subreddit.

Talking about it 2 comments ago.",Oh.
863,"My subreddit.

Talking about it 2 comments ago.",Oh.,/r/linkthreeeeeeeee
864,Oh.,/r/linkthreeeeeeeee,o.o
865,/r/linkthreeeeeeeee,o.o,/r/hardwickkkkkkkkkkkk
866,o.o,/r/hardwickkkkkkkkkkkk,o.o
867,/r/hardwickkkkkkkkkkkk,o.o,That's also my subreddit :D
868,o.o,That's also my subreddit :D,YAY!!
869,That's also my subreddit :D,YAY!!,Nobody went on it :I
870,YAY!!,Nobody went on it :I,Aww :(
871,Nobody went on it :I,Aww :(,At least people actually *go* on your subreddits :3
872,Aww :(,At least people actually *go* on your subreddits :3,MY subreddits? I don't have any.
873,At least people actually *go* on your subreddits :3,MY subreddits? I don't have any.,ooh
874,MY subreddits? I don't have any.,ooh,Uh huh.
875,ooh,Uh huh.,Huh uh.
876,Uh huh.,Huh uh.,Nuh uh.
877,Huh uh.,Nuh uh.,Let's talk about noodles.
878,Nuh uh.,Let's talk about noodles.,OKI
879,Let's talk about noodles.,OKI,What's your favorite noodle :3
880,OKI,What's your favorite noodle :3,The swirly one. You?
881,What's your favorite noodle :3,The swirly one. You?,"There's a swirly noodle?

# :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
882,The swirly one. You?,"There's a swirly noodle?

# :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO",Yes! :D
883,"There's a swirly noodle?

# :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO",Yes! :D,WHAT'RE THEY CALLED :O
884,Yes! :D,WHAT'RE THEY CALLED :O,ROTINI
885,WHAT'RE THEY CALLED :O,ROTINI,I'MA GO BUY A BIG BOX FOR SHIVA
886,ROTINI,I'MA GO BUY A BIG BOX FOR SHIVA,YAY!!
887,I'MA GO BUY A BIG BOX FOR SHIVA,YAY!!,She didn't like it :I
888,YAY!!,She didn't like it :I,:(
889,She didn't like it :I,:(,No froot loops being kept in her stomach.
890,"In exchange for drawing me a picture, I'll link you one of three things!","Remind me, and I'll get back to this later!",Okie. &gt;.&gt;
891,"Remind me, and I'll get back to this later!",Okie. &gt;.&gt;,What would you like me to draw?
892,Okie. &gt;.&gt;,What would you like me to draw?,THE CAST OF THE OFFICE AS CATS!
893,"As a kid, what movie(s) did you repeatedly watch?","The Lion King!

I could never get bored of that movie. ",My parents told me that was the first movie they took me to in theaters. Such a classic.
894,"The Lion King!

I could never get bored of that movie. ",My parents told me that was the first movie they took me to in theaters. Such a classic.,I always wanted to eat that juicy but satisfyingly grub..
895,"As a kid, what movie(s) did you repeatedly watch?","The Indiana Jones Movies, the Back To The Future movies, the Harry Potter movies",The Goonies must have been right up your alley!
896,"The Indiana Jones Movies, the Back To The Future movies, the Harry Potter movies",The Goonies must have been right up your alley!,Never seen it actually! :/
897,The Goonies must have been right up your alley!,Never seen it actually! :/,It's cute.  5/7 would recommend
898,"As a kid, what movie(s) did you repeatedly watch?",I used to watch the Power Rangers movie nonstop. ,Wait which Power Rangers...the first one??
899,I used to watch the Power Rangers movie nonstop. ,Wait which Power Rangers...the first one??,The one w Ivan Ooze
900,I have talked to more girls in 2017 than I have in the past 19 years,Same! I've talked to 1 whole girl multiple times :D,That's an improvement from talking to quarter-girls. Good job!
901,Same! I've talked to 1 whole girl multiple times :D,That's an improvement from talking to quarter-girls. Good job!,"Don't get me wrong, hobbit girls are nice but I'm looking take my relationship to new heights."
902,I have talked to more girls in 2017 than I have in the past 19 years,Same! I've talked to 1 whole girl multiple times :D,"Hi.


There, that's two."
903,Same! I've talked to 1 whole girl multiple times :D,"Hi.


There, that's two.",Wanna go steady?
904,I have talked to more girls in 2017 than I have in the past 19 years,"I've had sex with 2 girls I've know since we were in 8th grade 5 days apart.
Tybg ",Good for ya'  😃
905,"I've had sex with 2 girls I've know since we were in 8th grade 5 days apart.
Tybg ",Good for ya'  😃,Indeed 
906,I have talked to more girls in 2017 than I have in the past 19 years,"Teach me more about girls, people ","Basically, talk to them as if youre talking to a guy. "
907,"Teach me more about girls, people ","Basically, talk to them as if youre talking to a guy. ","AYYYYYY WHAT UP CUNT, ya still drinking that pish?? We're off in 5 CHUG CHUG CHUG"
908,I have talked to more girls in 2017 than I have in the past 19 years,So how many then ?,1
909,So how many then ?,1,[removed]
910,What kind of up/downvoter are you ?,I'm the same as you. I also upvote almost anyone who replies to me :),Hi!
911,I'm the same as you. I also upvote almost anyone who replies to me :),Hi!,Hi there! 
912,Hi!,Hi there! ,Upvoted! 🙋
913,Hi there! ,Upvoted! 🙋,Hi!!!!! It's nice to see you again! :DDD
914,Upvoted! 🙋,Hi!!!!! It's nice to see you again! :DDD,And how have you been?  :)
915,Hi!!!!! It's nice to see you again! :DDD,And how have you been?  :),"I've been doing alright, thanks! How about you? :) "
916,And how have you been?  :),"I've been doing alright, thanks! How about you? :) ","Great thanks! Working a ton (got a cool second job). Other than that, no complaints!  :)"
917,"I've been doing alright, thanks! How about you? :) ","Great thanks! Working a ton (got a cool second job). Other than that, no complaints!  :)","Ooh I'm glad to hear that! What is your second job, if you don't mind me asking? :) "
918,What kind of up/downvoter are you ?,I'm the same as you. I also upvote almost anyone who replies to me :),Greetings buddy
919,I'm the same as you. I also upvote almost anyone who replies to me :),Greetings buddy,"Greetings, fellow friend! :) "
920,Talk to me,Why is water wet?,Idk but I like it that way
921,Why is water wet?,Idk but I like it that way,"But you haven't had dry water yet, have you?"
922,Idk but I like it that way,"But you haven't had dry water yet, have you?","No, but I assume it can't help me with my cleanliness or hydration"
923,"But you haven't had dry water yet, have you?","No, but I assume it can't help me with my cleanliness or hydration","That's true, but liquids don't have to be wet!"
924,Talk to me,Have you tried setting it to wumbo?,"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it"
925,Have you tried setting it to wumbo?,"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it",Oh boy now I'm curious.  What are some crazy things you've tried?
926,Looking for interesting podcasts,What are you into? ,"Anything that is eyeopening , such as crimes, philosophy, environmental science :) "
927,What are you into? ,"Anything that is eyeopening , such as crimes, philosophy, environmental science :) ","Then you've got to listen to ""Generation Why""."
928,"Anything that is eyeopening , such as crimes, philosophy, environmental science :) ","Then you've got to listen to ""Generation Why"".",So far two people have suggested that so I will :) thanks! 
929,Looking for interesting podcasts,Have you tried the Friday night comedy podcast or others from the BBC? ,"I have not, currently just searching genres :)"
930,Have you tried the Friday night comedy podcast or others from the BBC? ,"I have not, currently just searching genres :)",Well if you're into topical comedy I'd definitely give the Friday night one a look in :)
931,"I have not, currently just searching genres :)",Well if you're into topical comedy I'd definitely give the Friday night one a look in :),Thank you!
932,What are you plans tonight?,Spending a night with my wife where we don't do anything. ,"Heh, there's gotta be SOMETHING you're doing"
933,Spending a night with my wife where we don't do anything. ,"Heh, there's gotta be SOMETHING you're doing","Well...if you must know, probably grab some desert tonight , watch a movie and then well... :p"
934,What are you plans tonight?,Gonna scarf down some dinner at home and then go hang out with some Robotics nerds at school. ,FRC?
935,Gonna scarf down some dinner at home and then go hang out with some Robotics nerds at school. ,FRC?,yep FRC
936,FRC?,yep FRC,Nice! I'm on my 5th year with my team (my first year as a mentor).
937,What are you plans tonight?,"Gonna get a haircut, hang out at robotics club, and probably watch a movie with my sister","Ehh, /u/zsign is hanging with his robotics friends too lol. Any idea what type of movie?"
938,"Gonna get a haircut, hang out at robotics club, and probably watch a movie with my sister","Ehh, /u/zsign is hanging with his robotics friends too lol. Any idea what type of movie?",No idea. She'll probably want to watch Tangled again
939,"Ehh, /u/zsign is hanging with his robotics friends too lol. Any idea what type of movie?",No idea. She'll probably want to watch Tangled again,..My young niece had a phase when we would always have to watch Frozen.
940,No idea. She'll probably want to watch Tangled again,..My young niece had a phase when we would always have to watch Frozen.,Haha my sisters were like that a couple of years ago. I do like Tangled though.
941,What are you plans tonight?,"Probably crack out some bourbon, watch a few documentaries, and finish up with a good book.",I love to read! What sort of book?
942,"Probably crack out some bourbon, watch a few documentaries, and finish up with a good book.",I love to read! What sort of book?,I'm currently reading War and Peace. It's fantastic! What are you reading now?
943,What are you plans tonight?,Studying!,Ooh on a Friday? Have fun /s
944,Studying!,Ooh on a Friday? Have fun /s,Every Friday! Thanks. 
945,Uninstalled and Disabled Facebook... Let's see how long it lasts. Now I need someone else to do. Lol,"some**one** or some**thing** :P

do you like crafting?",Love making is a craft ;)
946,"some**one** or some**thing** :P

do you like crafting?",Love making is a craft ;),Bahaha! Of course I didn't get notified of this.
947,Uninstalled and Disabled Facebook... Let's see how long it lasts. Now I need someone else to do. Lol,Maybe try r/streetphotografy when out to the store or just out and about.,Did that spell right? It an empty thread. &gt;. &gt;
948,Maybe try r/streetphotografy when out to the store or just out and about.,Did that spell right? It an empty thread. &gt;. &gt;,"Oops, r/streetphotography"
949,What's your favorite movie color palette?,"I love pink and teal. It's not really used a lot, but ""Drive"" does this pretty well.",Also known as the Miami palette.
950,"I love pink and teal. It's not really used a lot, but ""Drive"" does this pretty well.",Also known as the Miami palette.,Yep
951,What's your favorite movie color palette?,"I love pink and teal. It's not really used a lot, but ""Drive"" does this pretty well.",Have you ever seen The Grand Budapest Hotel? I think you'd dig it
952,"I love pink and teal. It's not really used a lot, but ""Drive"" does this pretty well.",Have you ever seen The Grand Budapest Hotel? I think you'd dig it,"Nah, too pink, not enough blue."
953,How did you choose your flair on this subreddit?,I only recently found out you can put *words* in your flair as well!,"Haha yea i knew about it, but never knew what to put into it... "
954,I only recently found out you can put *words* in your flair as well!,"Haha yea i knew about it, but never knew what to put into it... ","It's true, thinking of what to put in my flair makes me feel like I'm on the spot lol."
955,How did you choose your flair on this subreddit?,I only recently found out you can put *words* in your flair as well!,The answer to your question is lime flavored Jarritos.
956,I only recently found out you can put *words* in your flair as well!,The answer to your question is lime flavored Jarritos.,"I had to google that, never had Jarritos before!"
957,How did you choose your flair on this subreddit?,I only recently found out you can put *words* in your flair as well!,White Russian. 
958,I only recently found out you can put *words* in your flair as well!,White Russian. ,Dude?
959,White Russian. ,Dude?,The dude abides
960,Dude?,The dude abides,Fuck yeah :D
961,How did you choose your flair on this subreddit?,Well.. It's the truth! Resident crazy yarn lady here!,"Haha, knitting or crochet?  or both?"
962,Well.. It's the truth! Resident crazy yarn lady here!,"Haha, knitting or crochet?  or both?",BOTH!!!!!! :D And spinning too!
963,guys. it's friday.,"Play overwatch,Skyrim, and for honor all weekend after building robots!",you truly live up to your username.
964,"Play overwatch,Skyrim, and for honor all weekend after building robots!",you truly live up to your username.,Haha you're not wrong
965,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,Who is up for Hindi :-),Me!! You start! 
966,Who is up for Hindi :-),Me!! You start! ,"नमस्ते, गड्तंत्र दिवस की बधाइयाँ |"
967,Who is up for Hindi :-),Me!! You start! ,आज बहुत दिन बाद शुद्ध हिंदी में बात करते हैं. आपका इस विषय में क्या दृष्टिकोड है|
968,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,I can speak Japanese.,"Is the last sentence ""Bikkori""? I haven't done japanese in a while :P"
969,I can speak Japanese.,"Is the last sentence ""Bikkori""? I haven't done japanese in a while :P",Close! Bikkuri. Surprised. 
970,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,I can speak Japanese.,日本語話せるけど、最近日本語の本や雑誌とか読んでない。毎日の本語で話すけど、
971,I can speak Japanese.,日本語話せるけど、最近日本語の本や雑誌とか読んでない。毎日の本語で話すけど、,えーどこ話すの？
972,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,I can speak Japanese.,どうして日本語を勉強しましたか?
973,I can speak Japanese.,どうして日本語を勉強しましたか?,分かんないじゃ。チャレンジ好きから。俺はまだ苦手だけど日本に住んでいるから練習しなきゃいけない。
974,どうして日本語を勉強しましたか?,分かんないじゃ。チャレンジ好きから。俺はまだ苦手だけど日本に住んでいるから練習しなきゃいけない。,スゲいー！仕事から日本に行った?　いつから日本語勉強を始まります?
975,分かんないじゃ。チャレンジ好きから。俺はまだ苦手だけど日本に住んでいるから練習しなきゃいけない。,スゲいー！仕事から日本に行った?　いつから日本語勉強を始まります?,"ううん、初めは留学生だったけど今から仕事を探え始まり。
３年ぐらい勉強してます。
どのぐらい勉強してるの？"
976,スゲいー！仕事から日本に行った?　いつから日本語勉強を始まります?,"ううん、初めは留学生だったけど今から仕事を探え始まり。
３年ぐらい勉強してます。
どのぐらい勉強してるの？",１０年前に始まったけど今あまり日本語をしゃべるからだいたい忘れしまった。文法はミスいっぱい！君はなんの仕事を探すの？
977,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,I can speak Japanese.,私の日本語が悪い 。すみません 。
978,I can speak Japanese.,私の日本語が悪い 。すみません 。,私も。最近日本語を勉強しない。
979,私の日本語が悪い 。すみません 。,私も。最近日本語を勉強しない。,おっぱい
980,I can speak Japanese.,私の日本語が悪い 。すみません 。,大丈夫でしょう、ちょっとだけでもすごいことだ。日本語はむずかしい。
981,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,I can speak Japanese.,こんにちは
982,I can speak Japanese.,こんにちは,さようなら
983,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,Up for Russian and Ukrainian :3,privyet... kak dela? ))
984,Up for Russian and Ukrainian :3,privyet... kak dela? )),"Хэллоу, камрад"
985,privyet... kak dela? )),"Хэллоу, камрад","Товарищ is used, not comrade."
986,"Хэллоу, камрад","Товарищ is used, not comrade.","Шшщщ, я знаю"
987,"Товарищ is used, not comrade.","Шшщщ, я знаю","this means ""shh, I know"" right? I'm still learning ^_^"
988,"Шшщщ, я знаю","this means ""shh, I know"" right? I'm still learning ^_^",Да. 
989,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,Up for Russian and Ukrainian :3,Родимый/я привет!
990,Up for Russian and Ukrainian :3,Родимый/я привет!,Ну здравствуй. Что нового?
991,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,"Don't know any Vietnamese, but I'll try

Năm Mới Vạn Sự Phát Tài !
","Chúc mừng năm mới! 

Năm nay mình lại ở nước ngoài nên lại không được lì xì rồi :("
992,"Don't know any Vietnamese, but I'll try

Năm Mới Vạn Sự Phát Tài !
","Chúc mừng năm mới! 

Năm nay mình lại ở nước ngoài nên lại không được lì xì rồi :(",Bạn ở đâu mà không được lì xì ?
993,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,Does anyone want to speak German or Dutch?,du bist ein apfel
994,Does anyone want to speak German or Dutch?,du bist ein apfel,"Nein, bin ich nicht!"
995,du bist ein apfel,"Nein, bin ich nicht!","Nee joh, je bent een appel"
996,"Nein, bin ich nicht!","Nee joh, je bent een appel",Ik ben geen appel!
997,"Nee joh, je bent een appel",Ik ben geen appel!,Haha- je Nederlands is goed genoeg!
998,Ik ben geen appel!,Haha- je Nederlands is goed genoeg!,"Nee, mijn Nederlands is niet goed!"
999,Does anyone want to speak German or Dutch?,du bist ein apfel,ist er das?
1000,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,Does anyone want to speak German or Dutch?,ok aber mein deutsch ist nicht so gut
1001,Does anyone want to speak German or Dutch?,ok aber mein deutsch ist nicht so gut,Aber es ist auch nicht zu schlecht!
1002,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,Does anyone want to speak German or Dutch?,Woher kommst du?
1003,Does anyone want to speak German or Dutch?,Woher kommst du?,"Berlin, und du?"
1004,Woher kommst du?,"Berlin, und du?","Ich komme aus Pittsbugh, in USA!"
1005,"Berlin, und du?","Ich komme aus Pittsbugh, in USA!","Wie kommt es dazu, dass du Deutsch sprichst?
"
1006,"Ich komme aus Pittsbugh, in USA!","Wie kommt es dazu, dass du Deutsch sprichst?
",Ich habe Deutsch in Schule fur sechsen Jahre studieren. Aber ich spreche Deutsch oft nichts. 
1007,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,Does anyone want to speak German or Dutch?,Te veel Duits in deze draad. Hier wat Nederlands om het wat pittiger te maken.
1008,Does anyone want to speak German or Dutch?,Te veel Duits in deze draad. Hier wat Nederlands om het wat pittiger te maken.,Ik ben een berlijner
1009,Te veel Duits in deze draad. Hier wat Nederlands om het wat pittiger te maken.,Ik ben een berlijner,Echt waar?
1010,Ik ben een berlijner,Echt waar?,Richtig
1011,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,Does anyone want to speak German or Dutch?,"Klar! Du kommst aus Berlin? Ich bin aus NRW, aber fast an der Grenze zu Niedersachsen."
1012,Does anyone want to speak German or Dutch?,"Klar! Du kommst aus Berlin? Ich bin aus NRW, aber fast an der Grenze zu Niedersachsen.",Ist dass weit von Oldenburg? Meine Mutter's Familie wohnen darin 
1013,"Klar! Du kommst aus Berlin? Ich bin aus NRW, aber fast an der Grenze zu Niedersachsen.",Ist dass weit von Oldenburg? Meine Mutter's Familie wohnen darin ,Es ist keine Nachbarstadt - Oldenburg ist ca. 150km entfernt.  
1014,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,"Ah yea, I now remember learning the Ku character because birds go ku ku and it looks like a beak","To reply you have to click a comment and hit reply. You responded to the post, not a comment :)"
1015,"Ah yea, I now remember learning the Ku character because birds go ku ku and it looks like a beak","To reply you have to click a comment and hit reply. You responded to the post, not a comment :)","Ahh, was late at night and my brain wasn't functioning right lol, thanks though!"
1016,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,"Hey, I can speak Spanish and I'm learning German, I have my B1 test in 2 weeks.",Viel Glück bei deinem Deutsch-Test. :) 
1017,"Hey, I can speak Spanish and I'm learning German, I have my B1 test in 2 weeks.",Viel Glück bei deinem Deutsch-Test. :) ,Vielen Dank :)
1018,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,"Hey, I can speak Spanish and I'm learning German, I have my B1 test in 2 weeks.","Hey, podemos hablar en español oder auf deutsch, wie du willst. "
1019,"Hey, I can speak Spanish and I'm learning German, I have my B1 test in 2 weeks.","Hey, podemos hablar en español oder auf deutsch, wie du willst. ",Bist du Deutscher? o español?
1020,"Hey, podemos hablar en español oder auf deutsch, wie du willst. ",Bist du Deutscher? o español?,Ich bin von Mexiko aber ich wohne in der Schweiz
1021,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,"Hey, I can speak Spanish and I'm learning German, I have my B1 test in 2 weeks.",Wo hast du deine B1 Prüfung?
1022,"Hey, I can speak Spanish and I'm learning German, I have my B1 test in 2 weeks.",Wo hast du deine B1 Prüfung?,In Darmstadt.
1023,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,"Hey, I can speak Spanish and I'm learning German, I have my B1 test in 2 weeks.",¡Ten buen suerte en tu examen de alemán!
1024,"Hey, I can speak Spanish and I'm learning German, I have my B1 test in 2 weeks.",¡Ten buen suerte en tu examen de alemán!,Gracias :D
1025,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,Buenos dias todos. Como va?,Que pachuca con toluca?
1026,Buenos dias todos. Como va?,Que pachuca con toluca?,"""¿Qué pasitos tan chiquitos con tremendos zapatotes?"""
1027,Que pachuca con toluca?,"""¿Qué pasitos tan chiquitos con tremendos zapatotes?""",¿Qué epasotes con los ejotes?
1028,Buenos dias todos. Como va?,Que pachuca con toluca?,Usted viene de Mexico?
1029,Que pachuca con toluca?,Usted viene de Mexico?,"Yo si, tu?"
1030,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,Buenos dias todos. Como va?,Estoy bien. Mirando Netflix.
1031,Buenos dias todos. Como va?,Estoy bien. Mirando Netflix.,"Pff, todos saben que los Latinos de verdad piratean todo


/s"
1032,Estoy bien. Mirando Netflix.,"Pff, todos saben que los Latinos de verdad piratean todo


/s",Si lo se. Yo no aprendi hacer eso. 
1033,Buenos dias todos. Como va?,Estoy bien. Mirando Netflix.,¿Que mirandas?
1034,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,Buenos dias todos. Como va?,Estoy aburrida a mi trabajo... ¡Que alegria es viernes!
1035,Buenos dias todos. Como va?,Estoy aburrida a mi trabajo... ¡Que alegria es viernes!,¡Yo también! No puedo esperar hasta que el día termine. Quiero ir al hogar. 
1036,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,"Filipino, anyone? 

Mga kababayan nasaan na kayo huhubels ",Bisaya po :)
1037,"Filipino, anyone? 

Mga kababayan nasaan na kayo huhubels ",Bisaya po :),Hiligaynon? :)
1038,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,"Filipino, anyone? 

Mga kababayan nasaan na kayo huhubels ",nasa tabi tabi lang kami! Hahaha
1039,"Filipino, anyone? 

Mga kababayan nasaan na kayo huhubels ",nasa tabi tabi lang kami! Hahaha,Dapat pala lawakan ko ang paghahanap ko!! Hahahaha 
1040,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,"Anyone up for Luxemburgish?

Leien am Bett an kann net schlofen, Reddit ass eng gudd Sach :)","Oh weh, Luxemburgish ist so komisch!😜"
1041,"Anyone up for Luxemburgish?

Leien am Bett an kann net schlofen, Reddit ass eng gudd Sach :)","Oh weh, Luxemburgish ist so komisch!😜",Haha ja klingt dem Deutschen sehr ähnlich :)
1042,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,Hebrew yo,שלום
1043,Hebrew yo,שלום,מה העניינים?
1044,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,你好， 我说中文!,春节快到了，你打算干啥？
1045,你好， 我说中文!,春节快到了，你打算干啥？,打手槍
1046,春节快到了，你打算干啥？,打手槍,不错，不错。这里人都是宅男宅女。
1047,打手槍,不错，不错。这里人都是宅男宅女。,大雪封山了…
1048,你好， 我说中文!,春节快到了，你打算干啥？,上網和睡覺。開玩笑，我在做夢!
1049,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,你好， 我说中文!,祝大家新年快樂！
1050,你好， 我说中文!,祝大家新年快樂！,What's that last word
1051,祝大家新年快樂！,What's that last word,"樂 = pronounced ""le""
The last two words are 快樂 (Kuai le), which means ""happy"".
"
1052,What's that last word,"樂 = pronounced ""le""
The last two words are 快樂 (Kuai le), which means ""happy"".
",Isn't it 乐
1053,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,"Latin, anyone? ",Salve
1054,"Latin, anyone? ",Salve,Saxa loquuntur
1055,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,"Latin, anyone? ","Salve, amicus! Dico parva lingua Latina. Quid (quis?) musica tu auscultare? "
1056,"Latin, anyone? ","Salve, amicus! Dico parva lingua Latina. Quid (quis?) musica tu auscultare? ","Classica musica, quiae amo meliore romantica."
1057,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,I speak English. Who's down?,Hey whats up?
1058,I speak English. Who's down?,Hey whats up?,Not much. What's down? 
1059,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,Org Malaysia atau Indo ada? ,"Saya boleh cakap sikit Bahasa Melayu, selemat petang :)"
1060,Org Malaysia atau Indo ada? ,"Saya boleh cakap sikit Bahasa Melayu, selemat petang :)",Selamat petang!! Awak dari mana? 😄
1061,"Saya boleh cakap sikit Bahasa Melayu, selemat petang :)",Selamat petang!! Awak dari mana? 😄,Saya dari America Syarikat. Awak dari mana?
1062,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,Org Malaysia atau Indo ada? ,ade2
1063,Org Malaysia atau Indo ada? ,ade2,Bagosss👍
1064,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,Danish. SKÅÅÅÅL for satan da!,Duger Svenska för i helvete?
1065,Danish. SKÅÅÅÅL for satan da!,Duger Svenska för i helvete?,Eller norsk kanskje?
1066,Duger Svenska för i helvete?,Eller norsk kanskje?,Kan hålla hela nordens språkkonvent här. Om några Islänningar vill vara med är de välkommna.
1067,Danish. SKÅÅÅÅL for satan da!,Duger Svenska för i helvete?,"Næh, så sindsyge er vi alligevel ikke!"
1068,Danish. SKÅÅÅÅL for satan da!,Duger Svenska för i helvete?,Tai ehkä suomea?
1069,Duger Svenska för i helvete?,Tai ehkä suomea?,Perkele
1070,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,한국말?,"안녕! Sadly can't actually speak Korean, but hopefully slowly chipping away at it!"
1071,한국말?,"안녕! Sadly can't actually speak Korean, but hopefully slowly chipping away at it!",Keep practicing! I'm also pretty basic (took 3 semesters of Korean at my college).
1072,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,Ja tror int at naan föstaar hitt!,Hej du e typ från Närpes. Eller nånstant i Pampas.
1073,Ja tror int at naan föstaar hitt!,Hej du e typ från Närpes. Eller nånstant i Pampas.,Stzyni neera!
1074,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,העם אתה מבין עברית?,I do. and it's האם not העם. Shalom!!
1075,העם אתה מבין עברית?,I do. and it's האם not העם. Shalom!!,"It has been a while :(

"
1076,I do. and it's האם not העם. Shalom!!,"It has been a while :(

",It's ok to make mistakes! How did you learn Hebrew?
1077,"It has been a while :(

",It's ok to make mistakes! How did you learn Hebrew?,I was born and raised in Israel. I left as a teen and haven't used Hebrew often since. 
1078,It's ok to make mistakes! How did you learn Hebrew?,I was born and raised in Israel. I left as a teen and haven't used Hebrew often since. ,Oh cool. Where did you move? Nice flair btw (I think it's a flair? 'paranoid android') 
1079,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,"Egyptian arabic yo!

 ادى دقنى لو حد مصري غير انا هنا", اذا انت مصري زي بردو
1080,"Egyptian arabic yo!

 ادى دقنى لو حد مصري غير انا هنا", اذا انت مصري زي بردو,ايوه كده بقا يا جدعان 
1081,How many languages can we talk to each in other in here?,Hallo jeder! Gibt es irgendwer wen Deutsch sprechen können?,"Ja ich kann Deutsch! Ich bin nicht deutsch, also entschuldige bitte mein Fehler. Wie gehts dir?"
1082,Hallo jeder! Gibt es irgendwer wen Deutsch sprechen können?,"Ja ich kann Deutsch! Ich bin nicht deutsch, also entschuldige bitte mein Fehler. Wie gehts dir?",Mir geht's gut bru!
1083,Today I cried for no reason,Could be. There's always a flip side though. Period sex is awesome!,...what lmao
1084,Could be. There's always a flip side though. Period sex is awesome!,...what lmao,YOU HEARD RIGHT
1085,...what lmao,YOU HEARD RIGHT,Idk if I would comfortable doing that lol
1086,First item you purchased online,"Probably a book for school, but that was almost 20 years ago, so I couldn't say for sure.","It generally happens to be a book for most people.
"
1087,"Probably a book for school, but that was almost 20 years ago, so I couldn't say for sure.","It generally happens to be a book for most people.
",Yup. I was in college in the early 2000s and trying to find cheaper textbooks.
1088,"It generally happens to be a book for most people.
",Yup. I was in college in the early 2000s and trying to find cheaper textbooks.,:D
1089,"After 15 years of wanting it done, I just made an appointment to have my hair dyed purple next week!!",I had a purple fauxhawk in college,Awesome!
1090,I had a purple fauxhawk in college,Awesome!,Haha it looked REALLY goofy on me
1091,"After 15 years of wanting it done, I just made an appointment to have my hair dyed purple next week!!","When ever I see that I think ""Tumblr-Army uniform"". ",Thanks for your opinion!
1092,"When ever I see that I think ""Tumblr-Army uniform"". ",Thanks for your opinion!,Ignore that opinion. Do you. Have fun. 
1093,"After 15 years of wanting it done, I just made an appointment to have my hair dyed purple next week!!",A woman that goes to the same hair salon as I do is in her 70's and had her hair dyed purple!,Give her a high five for me next time you see her! ;)
1094,A woman that goes to the same hair salon as I do is in her 70's and had her hair dyed purple!,Give her a high five for me next time you see her! ;),Oh I certainly will! :)
1095,Next Friday (8 days from now) I will have teeth again. I will eat a burger and chips for dinner. I am so excited.,"Chips would be my go-to. Otherwise though, I would want to eat a nice apple.",Oh! And a pear!
1096,"Chips would be my go-to. Otherwise though, I would want to eat a nice apple.",Oh! And a pear!,Yes! Do you like pickles? Those can have a nice crunch
1097,Oh! And a pear!,Yes! Do you like pickles? Those can have a nice crunch,Adding that to my list! The hot ones are my favorite!
1098,Yes! Do you like pickles? Those can have a nice crunch,Adding that to my list! The hot ones are my favorite!,There are hot pickles?
1099,Adding that to my list! The hot ones are my favorite!,There are hot pickles?,"Yea, I found them at our local Hardware store of all places lol"
1100,There are hot pickles?,"Yea, I found them at our local Hardware store of all places lol",Make sure they were supposed to be hot first.
1101,Adding that to my list! The hot ones are my favorite!,There are hot pickles?,Oh yeah. The habanero ones are my jam.
1102,Yes! Do you like pickles? Those can have a nice crunch,Adding that to my list! The hot ones are my favorite!,Look for Wickles. 
1103,Adding that to my list! The hot ones are my favorite!,Look for Wickles. ,Is that like kool-aid pickles?
1104,Next Friday (8 days from now) I will have teeth again. I will eat a burger and chips for dinner. I am so excited.,"Chips would be my go-to. Otherwise though, I would want to eat a nice apple.","Oooh, dried apple chips!"
1105,"Chips would be my go-to. Otherwise though, I would want to eat a nice apple.","Oooh, dried apple chips!",Added to my list! They have some cinnamon ones too.
1106,Next Friday (8 days from now) I will have teeth again. I will eat a burger and chips for dinner. I am so excited.,Doritos. Spicy Nacho Doritos. ,I miss those. Allergies stop me from eating those. I will make nachos instead.
1107,Doritos. Spicy Nacho Doritos. ,I miss those. Allergies stop me from eating those. I will make nachos instead.,"Oh man, I'm sorry to have brought it up! &gt;.&lt;"
1108,Doritos. Spicy Nacho Doritos. ,I miss those. Allergies stop me from eating those. I will make nachos instead.,What's in them that you are allergic to?  Just curious. 
1109,I miss those. Allergies stop me from eating those. I will make nachos instead.,What's in them that you are allergic to?  Just curious. ,Mostly the corn but it has a lot of ingredients I can't have. 
1110,What's in them that you are allergic to?  Just curious. ,Mostly the corn but it has a lot of ingredients I can't have. ,Corn is in so much stuff. That must be difficult. 
1111,Next Friday (8 days from now) I will have teeth again. I will eat a burger and chips for dinner. I am so excited.,I happen to be eating rice crackers right now. Those are pretty good,Omg I can have rice crackers again! I miss those!
1112,I happen to be eating rice crackers right now. Those are pretty good,Omg I can have rice crackers again! I miss those!,"Wow, you are hard up."
1113,Next Friday (8 days from now) I will have teeth again. I will eat a burger and chips for dinner. I am so excited.,I now had my braces for 4 days. Hate it. Need to keep them 1 year/ 1 and a half year more,Oh no :( Well in a year or so you can post that your braces free and I will celebrate with you.
1114,I now had my braces for 4 days. Hate it. Need to keep them 1 year/ 1 and a half year more,Oh no :( Well in a year or so you can post that your braces free and I will celebrate with you.,Thanks :D do you have any advice of what to do to deal with the first days pain?
1115,i'll tell you what i associate with your first name! 2.0,Gee,"probably gets ""gee, what a cool name"" a lot but i'm going to say it anyways "
1116,Gee,"probably gets ""gee, what a cool name"" a lot but i'm going to say it anyways ",Lol not as much as you'd think.
1117,i'll tell you what i associate with your first name! 2.0,Matthew,"a super smiley, happy dude. that's it. he's just a little ball of sun "
1118,Matthew,"a super smiley, happy dude. that's it. he's just a little ball of sun ",:D
1119,i'll tell you what i associate with your first name! 2.0,Jake,from state farm
1120,Jake,from state farm,What is he wearing?
1121,i'll tell you what i associate with your first name! 2.0,Pia,"Cute
"
1122,Pia,"Cute
",nah
1123,"Cute
",nah,ya
1124,What video games have you been playing?,"Doom 2016.

Overwatch

I *should* be playing Life is Strange to get that done already.",Doom is amazing. I haven't played Overwatch but all my friends pester me to.
1125,"Doom 2016.

Overwatch

I *should* be playing Life is Strange to get that done already.",Doom is amazing. I haven't played Overwatch but all my friends pester me to.,"I slightly regret getting it but at the same time I got it for $30 instead of 60 ,so meh."
1126,What video games have you been playing?,Lately I've been playing Chrono Trigger.,I love that game!
1127,Lately I've been playing Chrono Trigger.,I love that game!,It's been fantastic so far.
1128,I love that game!,It's been fantastic so far.,Oh is it your first time? You're in for a treat!
1129,It's been fantastic so far.,Oh is it your first time? You're in for a treat!,First time ever. Love RPGs since I remember.
1130,What video games have you been playing?,"Pokemon Moon mostly, but I can't wait for Breath of the Wild.",Breath of the Wild looks awesome÷
1131,"Pokemon Moon mostly, but I can't wait for Breath of the Wild.",Breath of the Wild looks awesome÷,"I does, and HUGE!"
1132,What video games have you been playing?,Civ 6 and borderlands with the SO,I can't stop playing civ 6
1133,Civ 6 and borderlands with the SO,I can't stop playing civ 6,I love playing pangea and winning a religious victory before anyone even gets musketmen.
1134,I can't stop playing civ 6,I love playing pangea and winning a religious victory before anyone even gets musketmen.,Personally I'm a cultural victory continents map kinda guy. Have you played with any mods yet? 
1135,I love playing pangea and winning a religious victory before anyone even gets musketmen.,Personally I'm a cultural victory continents map kinda guy. Have you played with any mods yet? ,No i havent! Which ones do you suggest?
1136,What video games have you been playing?,"BF4 and FIFA 17. I want to get BF1, but I'm not sure if it's with it.",Dude I play it non stop. I would say it is definitely worth it.
1137,"BF4 and FIFA 17. I want to get BF1, but I'm not sure if it's with it.",Dude I play it non stop. I would say it is definitely worth it.,Yeah I'm probably gonna buy it soon. How's the atmosphere on there?
1138,What video games have you been playing?,Beyond good and evil.Trying the first deus ex.CS:GO and being salty as usual.,Deus ex is super fun
1139,Beyond good and evil.Trying the first deus ex.CS:GO and being salty as usual.,Deus ex is super fun,Yeah I had bought about 4 or 5 deus ex games during the winter sale.
1140,I just need someone to acknowledge my existence for like 5 minutes.,Hi.,"Hello!
"
1141,Hi.,"Hello!
",Hows things?
1142,"Hello!
",Hows things?,"I'm lonely, so that sucks. I'm in college, that's awesome. I like cars, cars are good.  "
1143,Hows things?,"I'm lonely, so that sucks. I'm in college, that's awesome. I like cars, cars are good.  ","College for what?

Everyones lonely. Its just how it is."
1144,"I'm lonely, so that sucks. I'm in college, that's awesome. I like cars, cars are good.  ","College for what?

Everyones lonely. Its just how it is.",Pre-Engineering major!  
1145,I just need someone to acknowledge my existence for like 5 minutes.,Hallo! What's something pleasant you've done recently?,"I drove my car today, I love driving my car.
"
1146,Hallo! What's something pleasant you've done recently?,"I drove my car today, I love driving my car.
",Did you listen to any good music? What kind of music do you like?
1147,I just need someone to acknowledge my existence for like 5 minutes.,Seen any movies you liked recently?,"Really liked Arrival! 
"
1148,Seen any movies you liked recently?,"Really liked Arrival! 
",Great movie! My favorite of last year.
1149,I just need someone to acknowledge my existence for like 5 minutes.,"Hey, are you in school right now? Working? Doing something else?","Full time student, part time detailer! 
"
1150,"Hey, are you in school right now? Working? Doing something else?","Full time student, part time detailer! 
","Nice, what are you studying?"
1151,"Full time student, part time detailer! 
","Nice, what are you studying?",Pre-Engineering Major! 
1152,"Nice, what are you studying?",Pre-Engineering Major! ,"Oh man, that sounds tough :(

I'm in physics and computer science"
1153,What book series have you fully completed reading?,Diary of a wimpy kid lmaooooo,How many books are there? I stopped after the second one
1154,Diary of a wimpy kid lmaooooo,How many books are there? I stopped after the second one,Like....6?
1155,Word Association Game,Wild,Forest
1156,Wild,Forest,Leaves
1157,Forest,Leaves,Maple
1158,Leaves,Maple,Syrup
1159,Maple,Syrup,Breakfast
1160,Syrup,Breakfast,Sausage
1161,Forest,Leaves,Trees
1162,Leaves,Trees,Bark
1163,Trees,Bark,peppermint
1164,Bark,peppermint,Schnapps 
1165,peppermint,Schnapps ,Liquor
1166,Schnapps ,Liquor,Bottle
1167,Liquor,Bottle,Jack
1168,Bottle,Jack,Rabbit
1169,Jack,Rabbit,Cat
1170,Rabbit,Cat,Food
1171,Cat,Food,Dessert
1172,Food,Dessert,Cheesecake
1173,Dessert,Cheesecake,Strawberry
1174,Cheesecake,Strawberry,Tart
1175,Strawberry,Tart,Sweet
1176,Bottle,Jack,London
1177,Jack,London,France
1178,Trees,Bark,Dog
1179,Bark,Dog,Wag
1180,Word Association Game,Wild,Thing
1181,Wild,Thing,Sticky
1182,Word Association Game,Wild,Hunt
1183,Wild,Hunt,Arrow
1184,Hunt,Arrow,Flash
1185,Arrow,Flash,Adobe
1186,Flash,Adobe,Illustration 
1187,Arrow,Flash,Gordon
1188,Flash,Gordon,Acting
1189,Gordon,Acting,Stage
1190,Acting,Stage,Fright
1191,Stage,Fright,Startle 
1192,Fright,Startle ,Behind
1193,Startle ,Behind,you
1194,Behind,you,Me
1195,you,Me,Self
1196,Word Association Game,Wild,Flamingos
1197,Wild,Flamingos,Casino
1198,Word Association Game,Wise,Owl
1199,Wise,Owl,Night
1200,Owl,Night,Dark
1201,Night,Dark,Spooky
1202,Dark,Spooky,ghost
1203,Spooky,ghost,Apparition 
1204,ghost,Apparition ,Harry Potter
1205,Apparition ,Harry Potter,Wand
1206,Harry Potter,Wand,Death Eater
1207,Wand,Death Eater,I have no idea what that is :D
1208,Death Eater,I have no idea what that is :D,Sorry lol it's more Harry Potter stuff
1209,I have no idea what that is :D,Sorry lol it's more Harry Potter stuff,"Ahh, yeah, I haven't read them ^sorry"
1210,Sorry lol it's more Harry Potter stuff,"Ahh, yeah, I haven't read them ^sorry",Not even seen them? :0
1211,"Ahh, yeah, I haven't read them ^sorry",Not even seen them? :0,I saw the first one...
1212,Not even seen them? :0,I saw the first one...,You have 7 more to go :D
1213,ghost,Apparition ,Geist
1214,Apparition ,Geist,Staking
1215,Word Association Game,Walrus,Teeth
1216,Walrus,Teeth,Snarl
1217,Teeth,Snarl,wolf
1218,Word Association Game,Walrus,Alice
1219,Walrus,Alice,Stripes
1220,Word Association Game,Woohoo!,Roller Coaster
1221,Woohoo!,Roller Coaster,Tycoon
1222,Roller Coaster,Tycoon,millionaire
1223,Woohoo!,Roller Coaster,of loooove~
1224,Roller Coaster,of loooove~,tune
1225,of loooove~,tune,Jive
1226,Word Association Game,Woohoo!,sims sex
1227,Woohoo!,sims sex,Lmfao!
1228,I am a high school teacher and I'm currently dating one of my former students! Is that weird to you or is it okay?,It's weird. You were once a person of authority in his life. ,Ha! My wife is a current person of authority in my life. 
1229,It's weird. You were once a person of authority in his life. ,Ha! My wife is a current person of authority in my life. ,This was just a joke I'm actually single. I'd love to date some of my old teachers though. 
1230,Ha! My wife is a current person of authority in my life. ,This was just a joke I'm actually single. I'd love to date some of my old teachers though. ,Me too fam
1231,I am a high school teacher and I'm currently dating one of my former students! Is that weird to you or is it okay?,It's weird. You were once a person of authority in his life. ,Keyword: were. Should we all dwell on the past? Nope.
1232,It's weird. You were once a person of authority in his life. ,Keyword: were. Should we all dwell on the past? Nope.,This. I don't see why we learn about history in school. Not my problem.
1233,Keyword: were. Should we all dwell on the past? Nope.,This. I don't see why we learn about history in school. Not my problem.,"&gt;Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

Or any variations thereof."
1234,This. I don't see why we learn about history in school. Not my problem.,"&gt;Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

Or any variations thereof.",That phrase is repeated so much that its lost all meaning.
1235,It's weird. You were once a person of authority in his life. ,Keyword: were. Should we all dwell on the past? Nope.,"Come on,  that's idealistic. "
1236,I am a high school teacher and I'm currently dating one of my former students! Is that weird to you or is it okay?,It's weird. You were once a person of authority in his life. ,Is that always wrong? My cousin is married to his former employer. 
1237,It's weird. You were once a person of authority in his life. ,Is that always wrong? My cousin is married to his former employer. ,Was your cousin a minor when they worked for the former employer?
1238,Is that always wrong? My cousin is married to his former employer. ,Was your cousin a minor when they worked for the former employer?,He was a fenus. 
1239,Was your cousin a minor when they worked for the former employer?,He was a fenus. ,...Fly trap?
1240,He was a fenus. ,...Fly trap?,"No, a fenus that is a not born baby. "
1241,...Fly trap?,"No, a fenus that is a not born baby. ",Fetus
1242,"No, a fenus that is a not born baby. ",Fetus,I don't think that's right. 
1243,Fetus,I don't think that's right. ,Ricky? 
1244,It's weird. You were once a person of authority in his life. ,Is that always wrong? My cousin is married to his former employer. ,"Being weird =/= being wrong. It's still weird, even if it's not wrong."
1245,Which language(s) do you speak?,"I speak Danish, English and German! I also understand some Croatian :D",Whoa that's very impressive! Which language do you speak with family? 
1246,"I speak Danish, English and German! I also understand some Croatian :D",Whoa that's very impressive! Which language do you speak with family? ,Danish :) 
1247,Which language(s) do you speak?,"I speak Danish, English and German! I also understand some Croatian :D","What do you think, is Danish more familiar with Swedish or Norwegian?"
1248,"I speak Danish, English and German! I also understand some Croatian :D","What do you think, is Danish more familiar with Swedish or Norwegian?",I'd say Norwegian. I don't understand Swedes unless they speak very slowly :)
1249,"What do you think, is Danish more familiar with Swedish or Norwegian?",I'd say Norwegian. I don't understand Swedes unless they speak very slowly :),That's funny. As a Swede I generally find Norwegian easier to understand than Danish.
1250,Which language(s) do you speak?,"I speak Danish, English and German! I also understand some Croatian :D",Yarn?
1251,"I speak Danish, English and German! I also understand some Croatian :D",Yarn?,"I speak fluent yarn too, yes."
1252,I love you lot,"I'm nothing special, but thanks.",I'm sure there are a lot of traits you have that others don't
1253,"I'm nothing special, but thanks.",I'm sure there are a lot of traits you have that others don't,If being unlovable and undesirable count then yes!
1254,First time with wifi on a plane and oh god is it glorious,We still hate you up there. ;) Where headed?,Ahh to be expected :P. Going to South Korea for the new year! :)
1255,We still hate you up there. ;) Where headed?,Ahh to be expected :P. Going to South Korea for the new year! :),Hey! I used to live in SK!
1256,Ahh to be expected :P. Going to South Korea for the new year! :),Hey! I used to live in SK!,Ooo cool! What for?
1257,Hey! I used to live in SK!,Ooo cool! What for?,I live in Seoul now! Great place!
1258,Ooo cool! What for?,I live in Seoul now! Great place!,Woop that's where I'm going ^w^ 
1259,First time with wifi on a plane and oh god is it glorious,Oh my god. I'd happily just orbit the world for the rest of my life.,"Preach, my friend.  Although I have to say, I prefer it when I'm the one at the controls."
1260,Oh my god. I'd happily just orbit the world for the rest of my life.,"Preach, my friend.  Although I have to say, I prefer it when I'm the one at the controls.",That's great that you can fly.
1261,We're starting a band. What instrument do you want to play?,Funky bass,Will you take me to funkytown?
1262,Funky bass,Will you take me to funkytown?,Makes me think of shrek but ok
1263,We're starting a band. What instrument do you want to play?,"Any good band needs a good bus driver, so I call dibs to be the bus driver!",Can you do handbrake turns?
1264,"Any good band needs a good bus driver, so I call dibs to be the bus driver!",Can you do handbrake turns?,Deja Vu!
1265,We're starting a band. What instrument do you want to play?,Surprised that no one has taken the guitar. Put me down for guitar. ,Acoustic or Electric?
1266,Surprised that no one has taken the guitar. Put me down for guitar. ,Acoustic or Electric?,Well I can do either. I've played both on stage and it all depends on the mood of the song. 
1267,We're starting a band. What instrument do you want to play?,Surprised that no one has taken the guitar. Put me down for guitar. ,I'll also go for guitar - can't have a band without two of 'em!
1268,Surprised that no one has taken the guitar. Put me down for guitar. ,I'll also go for guitar - can't have a band without two of 'em!,Amen to that. Rhythm and lead. 
1269,Surprised that no one has taken the guitar. Put me down for guitar. ,I'll also go for guitar - can't have a band without two of 'em!,"Hey, some bands have even got three - I might get on the stringed thing as well"
1270,I'll also go for guitar - can't have a band without two of 'em!,"Hey, some bands have even got three - I might get on the stringed thing as well",Why not!
1271,We're starting a band. What instrument do you want to play?,"Somebody's gotta make the posters, right?","When you're done the poster, make sure to *post 'er* around town

ha^^ha"
1272,"Somebody's gotta make the posters, right?","When you're done the poster, make sure to *post 'er* around town

ha^^ha","o7 You got it, chief!"
1273,We're starting a band. What instrument do you want to play?,"I play a mean kazoo, sign me up!",Kazoo kid? Is that you?
1274,"I play a mean kazoo, sign me up!",Kazoo kid? Is that you?,I could only wish. Consider me more... a disciple of the one true Kazoo Kid.
1275,Kazoo kid? Is that you?,I could only wish. Consider me more... a disciple of the one true Kazoo Kid.,"A knight of the order, perhaps?"
1276,I could only wish. Consider me more... a disciple of the one true Kazoo Kid.,"A knight of the order, perhaps?",Ni!
1277,We're starting a band. What instrument do you want to play?,Never underestimate the power of a queer guy with a tambourine ,Wanna do a solo?
1278,Never underestimate the power of a queer guy with a tambourine ,Wanna do a solo?,*Plays tambourine*
1279,We're starting a band. What instrument do you want to play?,Trumpet and/or Horn ,Why not both?
1280,Trumpet and/or Horn ,Why not both?,"Well yeah, but not at the same time :) "
1281,Which fast food restaurant has the best fries and why?,Checkers. No competition. ,I've never had checkers. Where are they located mainly?
1282,Checkers. No competition. ,I've never had checkers. Where are they located mainly?,"Dunno, I've had it in NY though.  It's also known as Rally's in other places. "
1283,Which fast food restaurant has the best fries and why?,Wendys!,I like Wendy's but I think they need to be eaten fresh. 
1284,Wendys!,I like Wendy's but I think they need to be eaten fresh. ,All fries from fast food restaurant need to be eaten fresh.
1285,Which fast food restaurant has the best fries and why?,"Definitely, Steak-n-Shake cheese fries are the best",Are their fries shoestring?
1286,"Definitely, Steak-n-Shake cheese fries are the best",Are their fries shoestring?,Steak n Shake has the only shoestring fries I like. They are fucking phenomenal.
1287,Which fast food restaurant has the best fries and why?,"Dammit, Costco doesn't have a drive through. If not Costco the McDonald's ",Your Costco has fries?
1288,"Dammit, Costco doesn't have a drive through. If not Costco the McDonald's ",Your Costco has fries?,"Yeah, they are fantastic, cheap too. "
1289,I just took my first dose of hormones! I'm sooooo excited!,how old are you? ,I'm 20 years old! :)
1290,how old are you? ,I'm 20 years old! :),what did your therapist say when you started the hormone sessions? 
1291,"Redditors, let's play a casual game!",Would  you rather play  bowling  with a 10 year old or a 90 year old? ,I feel like a 90 year old would be way more interesting. 
1292,Would  you rather play  bowling  with a 10 year old or a 90 year old? ,I feel like a 90 year old would be way more interesting. ,good god this one winse
1293,Would  you rather play  bowling  with a 10 year old or a 90 year old? ,I feel like a 90 year old would be way more interesting. ,Nah. Ive seen my grandparents having sex by accident. Thats why I cant eat raisins anymore.
1294,I feel like a 90 year old would be way more interesting. ,Nah. Ive seen my grandparents having sex by accident. Thats why I cant eat raisins anymore.,"I hope you quit grapes too, or that would be discrimination against the crippled."
1295,"Redditors, let's play a casual game!",Dogs or cats?,If I had to choose...dogs...
1296,Dogs or cats?,If I had to choose...dogs...,same
1297,"Redditors, let's play a casual game!",What's your favorite cereal?,Cookie crisp! 
1298,What's your favorite cereal?,Cookie crisp! ,Oh this is a good one. I like this.
1299,"Redditors, let's play a casual game!",Who is your favorite superhero?,Captain America! 
1300,Who is your favorite superhero?,Captain America! ,This is glorious! 
1301,Who is your favorite superhero?,Captain America! ,Gotta get that Super Soldier Serum.
1302,"Redditors, let's play a casual game!",When did you first join reddit? ,"A few years ago, just recently started being active though. "
1303,When did you first join reddit? ,"A few years ago, just recently started being active though. ",This one is my favorite /u/Rollins10
1304,"Redditors, let's play a casual game!",Do you like pineapple on pizza?,"I am not a communist, so no. "
1305,Do you like pineapple on pizza?,"I am not a communist, so no. ",Join us comrade at r/communism
1306,"Redditors, let's play a casual game!",What is your favorite type of music?,Country!
1307,What is your favorite type of music?,Country!,"Classic, everyone hates Country."
1308,Country!,"Classic, everyone hates Country.",I've been duped!
1309,"Redditors, let's play a casual game!",How many square feet is your house?,"Er, if I remember correctly, like, 1,500?"
1310,How many square feet is your house?,"Er, if I remember correctly, like, 1,500?",Lol'd
1311,What is the thing you are most excited for in 2017?,Graduating! Going to Barcelona!,ConGRATUATING! i'll show myself out (again)
1312,Graduating! Going to Barcelona!,ConGRATUATING! i'll show myself out (again),Thank you! I appreciate the corniness. :')
1313,What is the thing you are most excited for in 2017?,My 20th anniversary; our BIG trip to Great Britain; Our 17th Vegas trip.,I've always wanted to go to England.
1314,My 20th anniversary; our BIG trip to Great Britain; Our 17th Vegas trip.,I've always wanted to go to England.,My write too. We're going for 3 weeks!
1315,I've always wanted to go to England.,My write too. We're going for 3 weeks!,"I'd go for like, permantly."
1316,I overcharged the vice president of the united states,I'm sure Vice President Pence would laugh at this now. He is a good Christian gentleman.,Plus $160 plus whatever the nuts cost would be a drop in a bucket of water now 
1317,I'm sure Vice President Pence would laugh at this now. He is a good Christian gentleman.,Plus $160 plus whatever the nuts cost would be a drop in a bucket of water now ,*gasoline and tears
1318,I'm sure Vice President Pence would laugh at this now. He is a good Christian gentleman.,Plus $160 plus whatever the nuts cost would be a drop in a bucket of water now ,"&gt; plus whatever the nuts cost

500 amps"
1319,What's your go to feel good song?,"Right now ""Funkytown"" and ""Heaven is a place on Earth"".",Heaven is a place on Earth? Is that the one from San Junipero episode of black Mirror?
1320,"Right now ""Funkytown"" and ""Heaven is a place on Earth"".",Heaven is a place on Earth? Is that the one from San Junipero episode of black Mirror?,YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT! *wait wrong show...*
1321,"Right now ""Funkytown"" and ""Heaven is a place on Earth"".",Heaven is a place on Earth? Is that the one from San Junipero episode of black Mirror?,"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT! *wait, wrong tv show...*"
1322,What's your go to feel good song?,"""History Maker"", the Yuri!!! On Ice opening.

Just. So good. So happy.",:)
1323,"""History Maker"", the Yuri!!! On Ice opening.

Just. So good. So happy.",:),*begins singing song but realizes is in middle of a library*
1324,What's your go to feel good song?,The Commander by Kid Cudi lately,Good song!
1325,The Commander by Kid Cudi lately,Good song!,Really inspirational. Glad he delayed his new album to put this song on it.
1326,What's your go to feel good song?,"cooking by the book remix ft lil jon

please save me",It's a piece of cake to bake a preatty cake
1327,"cooking by the book remix ft lil jon

please save me",It's a piece of cake to bake a preatty cake,If the way is hazy
1328,What was the highlight of your weekend?,I had some glorious tamales last night for dinner. Pretty sad that that is the highlight. ,I personally prefer tafemales
1329,I had some glorious tamales last night for dinner. Pretty sad that that is the highlight. ,I personally prefer tafemales,☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
1330,I personally prefer tafemales,☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜),That is perfect
1331,What was the highlight of your weekend?,I had some glorious tamales last night for dinner. Pretty sad that that is the highlight. ,Were they spicy?
1332,I had some glorious tamales last night for dinner. Pretty sad that that is the highlight. ,Were they spicy?,"A lil bit, I spicened 'em up with some Tapatio sauce though. "
1333,"I love this place, but it can't let me stay. I guess it's time to say goodbye.",As a native born American... take me with you? ,Haha lets all go before the northern wall is up!
1334,As a native born American... take me with you? ,Haha lets all go before the northern wall is up!,Mass migration of American women. 
1335,I want to know about your crush,"Eh, I wish I didn't have one, but it's a beautiful thing.",I feel the same sometimes
1336,"Eh, I wish I didn't have one, but it's a beautiful thing.",I feel the same sometimes,It's a beautiful thing but sometimes it's a distraction kind of
1337,Why are you annoyed today?,Nothing annoys me. I think I'm terminally chilled out. ,You need some stress in your life. Feel free to take some of mine
1338,Nothing annoys me. I think I'm terminally chilled out. ,You need some stress in your life. Feel free to take some of mine,Nah I'ma chill
1339,You need some stress in your life. Feel free to take some of mine,Nah I'ma chill,I'm stressing about your chill ways 
1340,What was the strangest rule(s) your parents had when you were growing up?,Wasn't allowed to watch Simpsons ,You poor thing. 
1341,Wasn't allowed to watch Simpsons ,You poor thing. ,"I missed a lot... 
"
1342,What do you do that defies your stereotype?,Im Scottish and don't eat haggis for every meal.,I don't think anything for every meal would be pleasing at all
1343,Im Scottish and don't eat haggis for every meal.,I don't think anything for every meal would be pleasing at all,Aye you're right there pal.
1344,What do you do that defies your stereotype?,I'm a security guard and I've only had one donut today.,"That's just too hardcore, man"
1345,I'm a security guard and I've only had one donut today.,"That's just too hardcore, man",Gotta break the mold!
1346,What do you do that defies your stereotype?,Im Arab and I don't want to bomb anyone or anything ,Akhiiiiii
1347,Im Arab and I don't want to bomb anyone or anything ,Akhiiiiii,Halaaaa
1348,I am interested in the lifestyle of the US or UK,"I'm in college at the moment in the midwest US.

What would you like to know?","What do you study and why, if you dont mind me asking?"
1349,"I'm in college at the moment in the midwest US.

What would you like to know?","What do you study and why, if you dont mind me asking?","Finance, I have an uncanny ability to find value.

What do you study?"
1350,Remembering something you said and then cringing.,Welcome to the club.,Do I get some sort of card or certificate?
1351,Welcome to the club.,Do I get some sort of card or certificate?,It's in the mail.
1352,Do I get some sort of card or certificate?,It's in the mail.,But. But how did you get my address?
1353,It's in the mail.,But. But how did you get my address?,They just send them to everyone in bulk.
1354,But. But how did you get my address?,They just send them to everyone in bulk.,"It'll most likely arrive when you are trying to fall asleep.

"
1355,They just send them to everyone in bulk.,"It'll most likely arrive when you are trying to fall asleep.

",To real
1356,"It'll most likely arrive when you are trying to fall asleep.

",To real,or not to real
1357,To real,or not to real,That is the question
1358,It's in the mail.,But. But how did you get my address?,It'll most likely arrive when you are trying to fall asleep.
1359,Good morning! What's your favorite song?,"As of late, I've been digging ""Your Graduation"" by Modern Baseball.","I came here to say ""Apartment"" by them as well "
1360,"As of late, I've been digging ""Your Graduation"" by Modern Baseball.","I came here to say ""Apartment"" by them as well ","""You're Gonna Miss It All"" was just an all around good album."
1361,12 days sice my last smoke,Those guilt dreams will help to reinforce your resolve to not smoke. All the best👍🏾,I have guilt dreams also. I thought I was the only one. Thanks for that.
1362,Those guilt dreams will help to reinforce your resolve to not smoke. All the best👍🏾,I have guilt dreams also. I thought I was the only one. Thanks for that.,Our brains are mysterious machines :D
1363,Any American awake right now?can we have a conversation?,"I'm Canadian. Broadly speaking, that makes me American. Sup?","Honestly man, I'd rather be Canadian than American right now."
1364,"I'm Canadian. Broadly speaking, that makes me American. Sup?","Honestly man, I'd rather be Canadian than American right now.",I chuckled.
1365,"I'm Canadian. Broadly speaking, that makes me American. Sup?","Honestly man, I'd rather be Canadian than American right now.","I'm with you there,_,"
1366,Any American awake right now?can we have a conversation?,What's up?,hello. how you doing?
1367,What's up?,hello. how you doing?,"Not bad, all things considered. Just woke up and I'm doing my morning workout. You?"
1368,hello. how you doing?,"Not bad, all things considered. Just woke up and I'm doing my morning workout. You?",Its 11pm. Probably go tk sleep in an hour. Are you working out at home?
1369,I showed up to a costume party dressed as a banana. Turns out it wasn't actually a costume party.,Damn. That's like something out of a sitcom. ,Just like an episode from The Office
1370,Damn. That's like something out of a sitcom. ,Just like an episode from The Office,My life has been building up to this point. 
1371,I showed up to a costume party dressed as a banana. Turns out it wasn't actually a costume party.,The larger the party the more appropriate a banana costume regardless of party theme. ,"There were about 15 people total...It was a good conversation starter, though. "
1372,The larger the party the more appropriate a banana costume regardless of party theme. ,"There were about 15 people total...It was a good conversation starter, though. ",You should absolutely save it for a pajama party. Bananas in Pajamas.
1373,I'm a teenage boy going through annoying teenager problems and I could use some one whos already done it to talk to.,*So.....*,So?
1374,*So.....*,So?,"HA! Noticed ""so"" used a bit in your post! :)"
1375,So?,"HA! Noticed ""so"" used a bit in your post! :)","Ha, okay I see it now. You never notice those kinds of things until you get called out"
1376,"HA! Noticed ""so"" used a bit in your post! :)","Ha, okay I see it now. You never notice those kinds of things until you get called out",Oh I know! I've been guilty of such too! No worries! :)
1377,What are you watching on Netflix right now?,Always Sunny and Series of Unfortunate Events at the moment,Always Sunny is not available in my country :(
1378,Always Sunny and Series of Unfortunate Events at the moment,Always Sunny is not available in my country :(,Aw what?! That's a tragedy!!!
1379,What are you watching on Netflix right now?,"Series of Unfortunate Events 
Black Mirror
The Office (US)
Parks and Rec","&gt; Series of Unfortunate Events

Is it as good as it's being hyped to be?"
1380,"Series of Unfortunate Events 
Black Mirror
The Office (US)
Parks and Rec","&gt; Series of Unfortunate Events

Is it as good as it's being hyped to be?","Just my opinion, but I liked the original movie from 2004 better than the Netflix show."
1381,What are you watching on Netflix right now?,Andy Griffith show,Wait is that on there? Seriously? 
1382,Andy Griffith show,Wait is that on there? Seriously? ,Yes
1383,What are you watching on Netflix right now?,Designated Survivor ,How do you like it?
1384,Designated Survivor ,How do you like it?,I love those type of shows. 4 out of 5 stars 
1385,What are you watching on Netflix right now?,The Americans. Really interesting show about 2 russian sleeper agents.,They have The Americans on Netflix?
1386,The Americans. Really interesting show about 2 russian sleeper agents.,They have The Americans on Netflix?,Yep. 3 seasons.
1387,They have The Americans on Netflix?,Yep. 3 seasons.,Weird. I guess it's not on the US Netflix.
1388,Yep. 3 seasons.,Weird. I guess it's not on the US Netflix.,"Oh... yeah sorry, its at least on Netflix LATAM."
1389,What are you watching on Netflix right now?,The OA ,Does it end up making sense?
1390,The OA ,Does it end up making sense?,Please no spoilers!
1391,Does it end up making sense?,Please no spoilers!,Would that be a spoiler?
1392,What are you watching on Netflix right now?,Star Trek!,Which one? I'm rewatching the original series for the nostalgia now
1393,Star Trek!,Which one? I'm rewatching the original series for the nostalgia now,"I've watched The Next Gen, Ds9 and Voyager"
1394,"I still find it weird that ""guys"" can refer to both men and women.","""hey you group of humans"" would also work.",/r/totallynotrobots 
1395,"""hey you group of humans"" would also work.",/r/totallynotrobots ,"Wait a second, robots don't say y'all"
1396,/r/totallynotrobots ,"Wait a second, robots don't say y'all",Yes. I say y'all when I am having leisure time with my peers. This is because I am not a robot.
1397,"Wait a second, robots don't say y'all",Yes. I say y'all when I am having leisure time with my peers. This is because I am not a robot.,"Can confirm: I, also, am not a robot."
1398,/r/totallynotrobots ,"Wait a second, robots don't say y'all","Exactly. That's why they say, ""Hey you group of humans."""
1399,Do you ever worry about people finding your reddit account?,Everyone I know knows I smoke the devil's lettuce.  I got nothing to hide.,I've never heard it called the devil's lettuce. Has a nice ring to it. 
1400,Everyone I know knows I smoke the devil's lettuce.  I got nothing to hide.,I've never heard it called the devil's lettuce. Has a nice ring to it. ,I find it hilarious hahaha there's so many different names for it depending on locality
1401,Do you ever worry about people finding your reddit account?,"Nope, people know my account. Friends, my spouse, etc etc.","What's your deepest, darkest secret?"
1402,"Nope, people know my account. Friends, my spouse, etc etc.","What's your deepest, darkest secret?",The location of Jimmy Hoffa's body.
1403,"What's your deepest, darkest secret?",The location of Jimmy Hoffa's body.,Fuck dude
1404,"Whenever someone answers to one of my post, I immediately upvote their comments.",That's the courtesy upvote. The old guard here still does it.,Redditor for 9 years.. You earned my respect sir!
1405,That's the courtesy upvote. The old guard here still does it.,Redditor for 9 years.. You earned my respect sir!,I'll hit ten years next month. :) 
1406,Redditor for 9 years.. You earned my respect sir!,I'll hit ten years next month. :) ,Wow I always wanted to meet a veteran. How many meme wars did you survive?
1407,"Whenever someone answers to one of my post, I immediately upvote their comments.",That's the courtesy upvote. The old guard here still does it.,Im only on reddit for a month or two and does that haha I've always been old school though!
1408,That's the courtesy upvote. The old guard here still does it.,Im only on reddit for a month or two and does that haha I've always been old school though!,Old school cool.
1409,"Whenever someone answers to one of my post, I immediately upvote their comments.",That's the courtesy upvote. The old guard here still does it.,Ditto
1410,That's the courtesy upvote. The old guard here still does it.,Ditto,"If you loved Ghost as much as I love Ghost, you wouldn't throw that word around.  :P"
1411,Ditto,"If you loved Ghost as much as I love Ghost, you wouldn't throw that word around.  :P",Never saw it. Does this make me a bad person? 
1412,"If you loved Ghost as much as I love Ghost, you wouldn't throw that word around.  :P",Never saw it. Does this make me a bad person? ,"No, but it is a good movie. Watch it with the wife. "
1413,Never saw it. Does this make me a bad person? ,"No, but it is a good movie. Watch it with the wife. ",I will keep that in mind.  But we are making our way through Harry Potter first! 
1414,"No, but it is a good movie. Watch it with the wife. ",I will keep that in mind.  But we are making our way through Harry Potter first! ,"That's a long journey. I saw the first couple, then got bored."
1415,"Whenever someone answers to one of my post, I immediately upvote their comments.",That's the courtesy upvote. The old guard here still does it.,"Same! Courtesy-upvote party here, too 😂 "
1416,That's the courtesy upvote. The old guard here still does it.,"Same! Courtesy-upvote party here, too 😂 ",Upvote party is best kind of party.  No cleanup afterwards required!
1417,"Whenever someone answers to one of my post, I immediately upvote their comments.",I do as well unless it's a non-contributing reply such as an insult or a really awful joke...,"Yep, these are the only exceptions."
1418,I do as well unless it's a non-contributing reply such as an insult or a really awful joke...,"Yep, these are the only exceptions.",certainly the case for me too
1419,"Whenever someone answers to one of my post, I immediately upvote their comments.",Let's test this!,Test succesfully completed!
1420,Let's test this!,Test succesfully completed!,Smooches!
1421,"Whenever someone answers to one of my post, I immediately upvote their comments.",1 Karma plz,Plz u welcum! +1
1422,1 Karma plz,Plz u welcum! +1,1 Gold plz?
1423,Plz u welcum! +1,1 Gold plz?,"Gold means Downvote in my language.

So 1 Downvote plz for you?"
1424,1 Gold plz?,"Gold means Downvote in my language.

So 1 Downvote plz for you?","OK, give it to me!"
1425,"Gold means Downvote in my language.

So 1 Downvote plz for you?","OK, give it to me!","I can't even..
+1.."
1426,"Whenever someone answers to one of my post, I immediately upvote their comments.",I'm tempted to say something really racist just so you'll upvote it now.,Try it!
1427,I'm tempted to say something really racist just so you'll upvote it now.,Try it!,"Jew like money, and black people like watermelon.  Also everyone else likes those things too."
1428,Try it!,"Jew like money, and black people like watermelon.  Also everyone else likes those things too.",+1
1429,"Whenever someone answers to one of my post, I immediately upvote their comments.",Looks like I'm getting an upvote,No it doesn't look like you're getting an upvote. You ARE getting an upvote.
1430,Looks like I'm getting an upvote,No it doesn't look like you're getting an upvote. You ARE getting an upvote.,"Haha sweet, I thought you were gonna burn me for a second"
1431,No it doesn't look like you're getting an upvote. You ARE getting an upvote.,"Haha sweet, I thought you were gonna burn me for a second",Never would I ever not upvote these honorable redditors that answer to my posts!
1432,"Whenever someone answers to one of my post, I immediately upvote their comments.",Yo what up,Yo Yo Yo
1433,Yo what up,Yo Yo Yo,;)
1434,"Whenever someone answers to one of my post, I immediately upvote their comments.",Testing your theory ,Test succesfully completed.
1435,Testing your theory ,Test succesfully completed.,Results received. 
1436,"Whenever someone answers to one of my post, I immediately upvote their comments.","What if it's a negative response, you piece of shit?","+1
"
1437,"What if it's a negative response, you piece of shit?","+1
",What if I got super unnecessarily mean?
1438,"Whenever someone answers to one of my post, I immediately upvote their comments.","Oh yeah? I bet you also give gold to people on occasion...

""wink wink""","Gold in my language means ""downvote"". You still want Gold?"
1439,"Oh yeah? I bet you also give gold to people on occasion...

""wink wink""","Gold in my language means ""downvote"". You still want Gold?",What about silver?
1440,"Gold in my language means ""downvote"". You still want Gold?",What about silver?,Shhh and take your +1 :P
1441,"Whenever someone answers to one of my post, I immediately upvote their comments.",prove it,/u/ultracrax you dumb liar
1442,prove it,/u/ultracrax you dumb liar,"+1 

+1"
1443,Probably won't fall asleep tonight so what's everyone's plan for their Friday or weekend?,Bad movie marathon and hanging with my family. ,Which movies? 
1444,Bad movie marathon and hanging with my family. ,Which movies? ,"A majority of the movies are directed, written and staring Neil Breen. He's a legend."
1445,Which movies? ,"A majority of the movies are directed, written and staring Neil Breen. He's a legend.","Interesting, well I hope you enjoy the hell out of them! "
1446,Probably won't fall asleep tonight so what's everyone's plan for their Friday or weekend?,EXAMS,Gross!! But good luck! 
1447,EXAMS,Gross!! But good luck! ,Haha thanks bud
1448,Pajama thread! What pajamas are you wearing to bed tonight?,Long t-shirt and short-shorts. Will inevitably wake up sweating and push all the blankets off. ,I know that feel. My feet are either super hot or ice blocks
1449,Long t-shirt and short-shorts. Will inevitably wake up sweating and push all the blankets off. ,I know that feel. My feet are either super hot or ice blocks,"Same, usually end up with one foot in and one out, no socks. "
1450,Any plans for Inauguration day or is it just going to be another day for you?,"Oh, I am already drinking.",Me too.
1451,"Oh, I am already drinking.",Me too.,I believe you.
1452,"Ask me any question and I'll answer it as genuinely as possible, and then we swap positions.",I just looked at your post history. How many marijuanas have you had?,"Lmao, I've been around a few, but I didn't inhale ;). How many have you had?"
1453,I just looked at your post history. How many marijuanas have you had?,"Lmao, I've been around a few, but I didn't inhale ;). How many have you had?",Not enough to get me through my work today. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
1454,"Ask me any question and I'll answer it as genuinely as possible, and then we swap positions.",Beer of vodka mixed in tasty stuff?,Beer is good for the soul my friend
1455,Beer of vodka mixed in tasty stuff?,Beer is good for the soul my friend,Makes sense.
1456,Beer is good for the soul my friend,Makes sense.,"Why are you called FatDrunkPirate?
"
1457,"Ask me any question and I'll answer it as genuinely as possible, and then we swap positions.","What is the worst thing you've done to someone, friend or otherwise",I didn't discouraged my best friend to do heavy drugs. I was there when he did.
1458,"What is the worst thing you've done to someone, friend or otherwise",I didn't discouraged my best friend to do heavy drugs. I was there when he did.,"I shot a man, one in the neck and two in the upper torso. Choked on his own blood. Self defence."
1459,Tell me an unpopular opinion (but casual) that you have,Super Nintendo &gt; Any other gaming console,Nintendo game cube is my fave console 👌🏻
1460,Super Nintendo &gt; Any other gaming console,Nintendo game cube is my fave console 👌🏻,"SAME.

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door was my jam. I beat it at least three times."
1461,Tell me an unpopular opinion (but casual) that you have,Super Nintendo &gt; Any other gaming console,Best video game console ever! It still holds up well even today!
1462,Super Nintendo &gt; Any other gaming console,Best video game console ever! It still holds up well even today!,Are you sure you feel that way Supernintendolover?
1463,Tell me an unpopular opinion (but casual) that you have,I don't like cheese. ,Not even cheddar?
1464,I don't like cheese. ,Not even cheddar?,Nope. I don't like the texture I guess? 
1465,Not even cheddar?,Nope. I don't like the texture I guess? ,Maybe.
1466,Tell me an unpopular opinion (but casual) that you have,Pineapples on pizza is good,You're an abomination to humanity. ^^^^/s
1467,Pineapples on pizza is good,You're an abomination to humanity. ^^^^/s,I'm sorry to hear that. Want some pineapples?
1468,You're an abomination to humanity. ^^^^/s,I'm sorry to hear that. Want some pineapples?,"Depends, is it on pizza?"
1469,I'm sorry to hear that. Want some pineapples?,"Depends, is it on pizza?",Of course it is silly goose
1470,"Depends, is it on pizza?",Of course it is silly goose,Sadist.
1471,Of course it is silly goose,Sadist.,Degenerate.
1472,Sadist.,Degenerate.,Substitute chemistry teacher.
1473,Degenerate.,Substitute chemistry teacher.,Wait what?
1474,Substitute chemistry teacher.,Wait what?,"BOI, YOU HEARD ME."
1475,Wait what?,"BOI, YOU HEARD ME.",Can you speak up?
1476,"BOI, YOU HEARD ME.",Can you speak up?,Ye.
1477,Can you speak up?,Ye.,Ok.
1478,What are you waiting for in the mail?,Currently waiting on two belated birthday gifts :),Happy Birthday!
1479,Currently waiting on two belated birthday gifts :),Happy Birthday!,"Aw, thank you!"
1480,What are you waiting for in the mail?,A lot of sound proofing!,Musician or murderer?
1481,A lot of sound proofing!,Musician or murderer?,Both. 
1482,Musician or murderer?,Both. ,Murder the dance floor 
1483,Where are you right now?,Waiting for my first class to start. On Reddit because I'm bored and tired.,Which class? 
1484,Waiting for my first class to start. On Reddit because I'm bored and tired.,Which class? ,Basic Chem. Then I have a Data Analysis class an hour after.
1485,Which class? ,Basic Chem. Then I have a Data Analysis class an hour after.,"Comp sci major? Also, which school?"
1486,Basic Chem. Then I have a Data Analysis class an hour after.,"Comp sci major? Also, which school?","Nah, Bio major but the Data Analysis class is a core class.

I go to UTSA."
1487,"Comp sci major? Also, which school?","Nah, Bio major but the Data Analysis class is a core class.

I go to UTSA.","I go to USC (South Carolina), why'd you pick bio?"
1488,Where are you right now?,At the bus stop. Class starts in five minutes. Woops. ,Which class?
1489,At the bus stop. Class starts in five minutes. Woops. ,Which class?,Auditing. Luckily the instructor didn't mind. 
1490,"What are your favorite feel good, happy songs?",I want you back by the Jackson 5 ,Yeah! I have this one in my happy songs of course! Thanks for the suggestion :D
1491,I want you back by the Jackson 5 ,Yeah! I have this one in my happy songs of course! Thanks for the suggestion :D,"Absolutely love this one :) 

Also love I Can't Help Myself by the Four Tops"
1492,Yeah! I have this one in my happy songs of course! Thanks for the suggestion :D,"Absolutely love this one :) 

Also love I Can't Help Myself by the Four Tops",THIS has always been among the greatest of all time greatests anywhere.
1493,"Absolutely love this one :) 

Also love I Can't Help Myself by the Four Tops",THIS has always been among the greatest of all time greatests anywhere.,Hell Yeah
1494,I managed to survive a week of living alone,I lived in a studio apartment by myself for a year AMA,How would you rate on a scale of 1-10?
1495,I lived in a studio apartment by myself for a year AMA,How would you rate on a scale of 1-10?,About a 6.5. It has positives and negatives for sure
1496,I managed to survive a week of living alone,I have an interview for a coop job tomorrow. Really scared because I haven't prepared at all,"hey good luck with the interview, I hope you do well!"
1497,I have an interview for a coop job tomorrow. Really scared because I haven't prepared at all,"hey good luck with the interview, I hope you do well!",Thanks :)
1498,I managed to survive a week of living alone,That'll come in handy when you're 30 if you go to college.,"Damn.

30 going to college? Kinda old don't you think?"
1499,That'll come in handy when you're 30 if you go to college.,"Damn.

30 going to college? Kinda old don't you think?",No
1500,That'll come in handy when you're 30 if you go to college.,"Damn.

30 going to college? Kinda old don't you think?","No, I'm 25 and I'm just starting college."
1501,"Damn.

30 going to college? Kinda old don't you think?","No, I'm 25 and I'm just starting college.","Ah, I know that feel.

Finished college a while back, but I am stuck at home paying it off."
1502,"iPhone users, or people who have predictive text on your keyboard, tap the next word that comes up 20 times and see what sentence it formulates",I don't know what to do with the fact that I am not sure if you are interested in the ,"IN THE WHAT?!

These cliffhangers man! They're killing me!!!! "
1503,I don't know what to do with the fact that I am not sure if you are interested in the ,"IN THE WHAT?!

These cliffhangers man! They're killing me!!!! ","Me too, haha! "
1504,"iPhone users, or people who have predictive text on your keyboard, tap the next word that comes up 20 times and see what sentence it formulates",I don't know if you are a good thing or not a lot of people are you but you don't ,I relate to this somehow 
1505,I don't know if you are a good thing or not a lot of people are you but you don't ,I relate to this somehow ,Glad to help
1506,"iPhone users, or people who have predictive text on your keyboard, tap the next word that comes up 20 times and see what sentence it formulates",I'm a beautiful person. The only way to get the best thing is to be a good one. I'm not. ,There's a lesson in this one.
1507,I'm a beautiful person. The only way to get the best thing is to be a good one. I'm not. ,There's a lesson in this one.,"Indeed! 
My phone is a lot deeper than I thought. "
1508,"iPhone users, or people who have predictive text on your keyboard, tap the next word that comes up 20 times and see what sentence it formulates",I'm a beautiful person. The only way to get the best thing is to be a good one. I'm not. ,Are you Jaden Smith?
1509,I'm a beautiful person. The only way to get the best thing is to be a good one. I'm not. ,Are you Jaden Smith?,But how can I know if I am Jaden Smith if I don't even know if I am? 
1510,"iPhone users, or people who have predictive text on your keyboard, tap the next word that comes up 20 times and see what sentence it formulates",OK that the way we were talking with him in his home his own life for me in your eyes,This sounds like song lyrics. 
1511,OK that the way we were talking with him in his home his own life for me in your eyes,This sounds like song lyrics. ,"hmmm, I may make a song using predictive text once per day and see how it comes out :)
"
1512,"iPhone users, or people who have predictive text on your keyboard, tap the next word that comes up 20 times and see what sentence it formulates",I love you so much fun and addicting but it is a great day to be a good day to , Mines is exactly the same!
1513,I love you so much fun and addicting but it is a great day to be a good day to , Mines is exactly the same!,Are you my clone?
1514,"iPhone users, or people who have predictive text on your keyboard, tap the next word that comes up 20 times and see what sentence it formulates",I have to go now I have a hockey game of the time of the time of the time of ,"You must be Canadian. 
"
1515,I have to go now I have a hockey game of the time of the time of the time of ,"You must be Canadian. 
","Actually Kiwi! Field hockey, not ice hockey haha"
1516,"You must be Canadian. 
","Actually Kiwi! Field hockey, not ice hockey haha","Loll field hockey is pretty difficult. 
"
1517,What song is stuck in your head right now?,"The Sound by The 1975.  

And just lyric, ""I know the sound of your heart."" ",mmm their most recent album was really good. 
1518,"The Sound by The 1975.  

And just lyric, ""I know the sound of your heart."" ",mmm their most recent album was really good. ,I actually prefer the first. But I'm kind of a pretentious snob when it comes to that band. 
1519,mmm their most recent album was really good. ,I actually prefer the first. But I'm kind of a pretentious snob when it comes to that band. ,"haha, you're gonna hate me then. I've only heard the singles from the  first album."
1520,What is the saddest story you could write using only four words?,I am always alone. ,Oh you too? We should get together sometime.
1521,I am always alone. ,Oh you too? We should get together sometime.,:)
1522,What is the saddest story you could write using only four words?,"Yes, I got married",He/she said to the actual love of their lives.
1523,"Yes, I got married",He/she said to the actual love of their lives.,While in bed... after. 
1524,What is the saddest story you could write using only four words?,"Everyone died.

The end.",What is Rogue One
1525,"Everyone died.

The end.",What is Rogue One,So now we're playing Jeopardy?
1526,What is the saddest story you could write using only four words?,"Everyone died.

The end.",Dammit Patrick
1527,"Everyone died.

The end.",Dammit Patrick,He savage
1528,What is the saddest story you could write using only four words?,"""Don't let them see.""",He screamed! They saw.
1529,"""Don't let them see.""",He screamed! They saw.,"""He was already dead."""
1530,He screamed! They saw.,"""He was already dead.""","They screamed, ""He's gone!"""
1531,What is the saddest story you could write using only four words?,He was a virgin,Was. 
1532,He was a virgin,Was. ,True but it is a story in the past tense. I am an omnipotent narrator telling his story. 
1533,What is the saddest story you could write using only four words?,President Elect Donald Trump.,The saddest of all.
1534,President Elect Donald Trump.,The saddest of all.,"Even scarier, President Trump."
1535,The saddest of all.,"Even scarier, President Trump.",This nightmare must end.
1536,"Even scarier, President Trump.",This nightmare must end.,Even worse: I miss president Trump.
1537,What is the saddest story you could write using only four words?,President Elect Donald Trump.,"That's not sad, that's exciting. 

MAGA"
1538,President Elect Donald Trump.,"That's not sad, that's exciting. 

MAGA",yikes
1539,"That's not sad, that's exciting. 

MAGA",yikes,Have some respect for your president :)
1540,yikes,Have some respect for your president :),nah
1541,Have some respect for your president :),nah,Yes he is. Get over it. We accepted Obama. 
1542,nah,Yes he is. Get over it. We accepted Obama. ,Literally not my president. I'm Swedish.
1543,Yes he is. Get over it. We accepted Obama. ,Literally not my president. I'm Swedish.,"Well, he will be soon. 

\#MakeTheWorldGreatAgain"
1544,Yes he is. Get over it. We accepted Obama. ,Literally not my president. I'm Swedish.,&gt; I wanna updoot this so hard but the buttons done gone fizzly.
1545,Literally not my president. I'm Swedish.,&gt; I wanna updoot this so hard but the buttons done gone fizzly.,kek
1546,What is the saddest story you could write using only four words?,President Elect Donald Trump.,"He said sad, not terrifying. "
1547,President Elect Donald Trump.,"He said sad, not terrifying. ",She* :)
1548,What is the saddest story you could write using only four words?,You lost the baby,Have you seen it?
1549,You lost the baby,Have you seen it?,"I have not. I'm 15, but the thought of it makes me incredibly heartbroken. "
1550,Have you seen it?,"I have not. I'm 15, but the thought of it makes me incredibly heartbroken. ",It effects me similarly. I can't imagine what that would be like. 
1551,What is the saddest story you could write using only four words?,Love was not enough,They turned to war.
1552,Love was not enough,They turned to war.,Or she just left
1553,They turned to war.,Or she just left,And he was cold
1554,They turned to war.,Or she just left,"You're right, too dark. "
1555,Or she just left,"You're right, too dark. ",Noooooo you did great :) Lol
1556,"You're right, too dark. ",Noooooo you did great :) Lol,"No, you did great. :)"
1557,Noooooo you did great :) Lol,"No, you did great. :)",Ohh you!
1558,What is the saddest story you could write using only four words?,The cake doesn't exist.,Everything is a lie.
1559,The cake doesn't exist.,Everything is a lie.,"Undeniably, inexplicably, horribly true."
1560,Tell me your favorite video game and Ill give you my brief synopsis of it.,Fallout: New Vegas.,It's gotta be one of the all time best.
1561,Fallout: New Vegas.,It's gotta be one of the all time best.,One of the better examples of a western rpg
1562,Tell me your favorite video game and Ill give you my brief synopsis of it.,Fallout New Vegas,Adressed in prior comment
1563,Fallout New Vegas,Adressed in prior comment,"Ah OK, mind if I drop a few more on you then?

Undertale

World of Warcraft

Sonic Adventure 2"
1564,Tell me your favorite video game and Ill give you my brief synopsis of it.,Rainbow Six Siege,Not a huge fan other than siege. The teamwork feels better in that with more distinct playstyles
1565,Rainbow Six Siege,Not a huge fan other than siege. The teamwork feels better in that with more distinct playstyles,"Yeah same, siege actually requires strategy and it can be quite exciting to play."
1566,wednesdayyy,"1. Bad day
2. Drink water
3. Nope
4. Idk. I don't drink coffee
5. no",cuz ya had a bad dayy
1567,"1. Bad day
2. Drink water
3. Nope
4. Idk. I don't drink coffee
5. no",cuz ya had a bad dayy,You're taking one down
1568,cuz ya had a bad dayy,You're taking one down,lolllls throwback playlist it is
1569,Im drunk :),I'm not drunk but I'm drinking. It's whiskey time for this kid!,Get up on me level!!! It's about that time lol 
1570,I'm not drunk but I'm drinking. It's whiskey time for this kid!,Get up on me level!!! It's about that time lol ,Ikr it is about 1am here. Gotta catch up! How has your day been?
1571,Im drunk :),Does tequila make your clothes fall off?!,No but it makes me dance... Or puke. Tequila is a hell of a drug
1572,Does tequila make your clothes fall off?!,No but it makes me dance... Or puke. Tequila is a hell of a drug,"True, it makes me crazy. I would do a shot now but have to drive my friend to the airport soon."
1573,What's the story behind your username?,Tupac's pronunciation of .45 (as in the gun),I love Tupac!
1574,Tupac's pronunciation of .45 (as in the gun),I love Tupac!,And Tupac loves you &lt;3
1575,I love Tupac!,And Tupac loves you &lt;3,he ded
1576,And Tupac loves you &lt;3,he ded,He can be both
1577,What's the story behind your username?,Jimi hendrix lyrics. I thought he was pretty cool in college. ,Do you still think Hendrix is cool?
1578,Jimi hendrix lyrics. I thought he was pretty cool in college. ,Do you still think Hendrix is cool?,Of course! He was my lifeline in college though. Hes a good tripping buddy
1579,What's the story behind your username?,I love sushi rolls,"What's your favorite roll? I love all things shrimp tempura, like a n00b."
1580,I love sushi rolls,"What's your favorite roll? I love all things shrimp tempura, like a n00b.","Anything with salmon is the best thing on the menu, scrub."
1581,I love sushi rolls,"What's your favorite roll? I love all things shrimp tempura, like a n00b.",Omg! Shrimp tempura is so good! Dragon roll is pretty good too.
1582,What's the story behind your username?,Half of name + favorite movie reference = me!,Donny Darko? 
1583,Half of name + favorite movie reference = me!,Donny Darko? ,Bingo
1584,What's the story behind your username?,I like cookies,Me too
1585,I like cookies,Me too,Ayyeeee :D
1586,What's the story behind your username?,"Needed a name, didn't want to use any previous one. Just a random word in my mother tongue",*what is your mother tongue?*
1587,"Needed a name, didn't want to use any previous one. Just a random word in my mother tongue",*what is your mother tongue?*,MERKEL MERKEL KRANKENWAGEN
1588,*what is your mother tongue?*,MERKEL MERKEL KRANKENWAGEN,"*Well, okay*"
1589,MERKEL MERKEL KRANKENWAGEN,"*Well, okay*",*Jawohl*
1590,What's the story behind your username?,"My first name/nickname is Car. Hence the ""beep-beep"" ",So you're a depressed automobile? 
1591,"My first name/nickname is Car. Hence the ""beep-beep"" ",So you're a depressed automobile? ,;) thaaaat's right
1592,Need to take my mind off things.,"awesome, i have a field trip tomorrow so i get to skip ALL MY CLASSES!!",Sounds exciting. Where too?
1593,"awesome, i have a field trip tomorrow so i get to skip ALL MY CLASSES!!",Sounds exciting. Where too?,for security reasons (so nobody finds out where i live) i will not say. but its going to be fun!
1594,Need to take my mind off things.,"I had a crappy day, work was too stressful and had too much greasy food for dinner.
Meh.",Hope you feel better soon
1595,"I had a crappy day, work was too stressful and had too much greasy food for dinner.
Meh.",Hope you feel better soon,"Thank you, I am sure I will be soon."
1596,Today i went out of my way to get a chocolate donut and you know what it was worth it,TREAT YO SELF!,milk is my saviour
1597,TREAT YO SELF!,milk is my saviour,Praise be
1598,TREAT YO SELF!,milk is my saviour,Calcium and strong bones will come your way
1599,milk is my saviour,Calcium and strong bones will come your way,3spooky5me
1600,Calcium and strong bones will come your way,3spooky5me,Spooky helter skelton under my flesh the same as everyone. 
1601,Today i went out of my way to get a chocolate donut and you know what it was worth it,You should make sure to savor that doughnut :&gt;,:&gt;
1602,You should make sure to savor that doughnut :&gt;,:&gt;,;&gt;
1603,Today i went out of my way to get a chocolate donut and you know what it was worth it,Did you microwave it ?,That sounds fantastic but I didn't :&lt;
1604,Did you microwave it ?,That sounds fantastic but I didn't :&lt;,Go get another one. ffs
1605,That sounds fantastic but I didn't :&lt;,Go get another one. ffs,Haha I will next time
1606,Today i went out of my way to get a chocolate donut and you know what it was worth it,"Darn it, I now want a donut too! ",No ones stopping you!
1607,"Darn it, I now want a donut too! ",No ones stopping you!,"Unfortunately my butt is getting cosy with the couch, I am immobilised for now. "
1608,Tell me your favorite movie and I'll tell you whether I've seen it or not.,I have many favorites but I'll just list one: Smoke Signals.,"Hadn't heard of it before, but a movie depicting modern Native Americans does sound promising."
1609,I have many favorites but I'll just list one: Smoke Signals.,"Hadn't heard of it before, but a movie depicting modern Native Americans does sound promising.",It's pretty great. 
1610,Tell me your favorite movie and I'll tell you whether I've seen it or not.,Big Fish,Seems a little too cheesy for me.
1611,Big Fish,Seems a little too cheesy for me.,More sentimental/nostalgic than cheesy
1612,What are some musicians/bands that are generally considered good that you absolutely hate?,Most Kanye music and nearly all rap music but that's more hating a genre than a band.,What dont you like about rap?
1613,Most Kanye music and nearly all rap music but that's more hating a genre than a band.,What dont you like about rap?,The black people 
1614,What dont you like about rap?,The black people ,Eminem?
1615,The black people ,Eminem?,There's like 3 worthwhile white rappers out of millions of black rappers. That's just how it is.
1616,Eminem?,There's like 3 worthwhile white rappers out of millions of black rappers. That's just how it is.,Sounds like someone doesn't listen to rap
1617,Eminem?,There's like 3 worthwhile white rappers out of millions of black rappers. That's just how it is.,Nahhhhh
1618,What are some musicians/bands that are generally considered good that you absolutely hate?,I immensely dislike skrillex and all this new-age bullshit. EDM is for weebs,"Clearly you haven't heard any real EDM, sir"
1619,I immensely dislike skrillex and all this new-age bullshit. EDM is for weebs,"Clearly you haven't heard any real EDM, sir",Any good EDM suggestions for me?
1620,"Clearly you haven't heard any real EDM, sir",Any good EDM suggestions for me?,"What are your top 5 favorite tracks of any genre, of all time? Tough decisions, I know."
1621,What packages are you expecting?,an engagement ring :),Congratulations! Are you going to do the proposing? Has it already gone down? 
1622,an engagement ring :),Congratulations! Are you going to do the proposing? Has it already gone down? ,He proposed last Wednesday but didn't want to get ring yet because he needs help picking one.
1623,Congratulations! Are you going to do the proposing? Has it already gone down? ,He proposed last Wednesday but didn't want to get ring yet because he needs help picking one.,That's great!
1624,What packages are you expecting?,"My last book that I need for the semester, which was finally in stock.",What class?
1625,"My last book that I need for the semester, which was finally in stock.",What class?,Earth science. Seemed like it'd be interesting.
1626,What packages are you expecting?,I've got Sonic Mania on pre-order,Isn't that supposed to come out in like a year? I **never** preorder. 
1627,I've got Sonic Mania on pre-order,Isn't that supposed to come out in like a year? I **never** preorder. ,It comes March-May. I'm a big Sonic fan so it's been on my radar for a while. 
1628,Isn't that supposed to come out in like a year? I **never** preorder. ,It comes March-May. I'm a big Sonic fan so it's been on my radar for a while. ,I must be mistaking it for the other big sonic game they're making. 
1629,"I refound God, guys!",I hope it's Dionysus,May your cup never empty friend ;)
1630,I hope it's Dionysus,May your cup never empty friend ;),Stay thirsty my friend!
1631,"I refound God, guys!",Which faith do you belong to?,Catholic
1632,Which faith do you belong to?,Catholic,"Welcome back, brother"
1633,My favorite band of all time is playing a concert three hours away from me in April...,I haven't been to see my favourite live and I fear it may be to late,What artist is it?
1634,I haven't been to see my favourite live and I fear it may be to late,What artist is it?,The arctic monkeys
1635,What artist is it?,The arctic monkeys,My god they're amazing live. 
1636,"Subway has Swiss cheese, which is my second favorite kind.",Pepper jack is my favorite. They have that too. ,Pepper jack love fraggle rock.
1637,Pepper jack is my favorite. They have that too. ,Pepper jack love fraggle rock.,Pepper jack 'bout to cut somebody 
1638,"Subway has Swiss cheese, which is my second favorite kind.",Pepper jack is my favorite. They have that too. ,They do? I should try it out next time. How would you describe the taste of Pepper Jack? 
1639,Pepper jack is my favorite. They have that too. ,They do? I should try it out next time. How would you describe the taste of Pepper Jack? ,"It's a bit like provolone but it's got a small hint of spicy, from the pepper. "
1640,"Give me a word, any word...",Glaikit,"glaikit, as in foolish?"
1641,Glaikit,"glaikit, as in foolish?",Aye
1642,"glaikit, as in foolish?",Aye,"I just realized you responded ""aye"" as in ""yes"" to my question. i'm a moron."
1643,Aye,"I just realized you responded ""aye"" as in ""yes"" to my question. i'm a moron.",No worries bruv 😉
1644,"Guys... I finally met the right person, and it feels so good!",I'm so happy for you! ,Thank you very much! I am also happy for me ^-^
1645,I'm so happy for you! ,Thank you very much! I am also happy for me ^-^,"Unrelatedly, I love your username, what's its origin?"
1646,I just want to talk about how literally absurd this job application is,Getting paid to Reddit? That's like every Redditors dream!,"I dunno, I can usually barely crack 100 upvotes (if that), so I'd never get paid. "
1647,Getting paid to Reddit? That's like every Redditors dream!,"I dunno, I can usually barely crack 100 upvotes (if that), so I'd never get paid. ","Oh I don't either, but it would be fun to try."
1648,I just want to talk about how literally absurd this job application is,paging /u/gallowboob,***NO***
1649,paging /u/gallowboob,***NO***,he would clock some major $$$
1650,When's the last time you talked to someone on the phone FOR HOURS?,It's been a LOOOOOONG time,High school? Teen years?
1651,It's been a LOOOOOONG time,High school? Teen years?,Nope. When I was 9. I'm 16 rn.
1652,When's the last time you talked to someone on the phone FOR HOURS?,I stayed on the phone with my girl for 3 days straight during the summer ,"WHOA!!!

Who fell asleep first?"
1653,I stayed on the phone with my girl for 3 days straight during the summer ,"WHOA!!!

Who fell asleep first?",Think we both kinda passed out at the same time around 3am 
1654,I left Canada determined to try something new. Last week I started a job in Amsterdam!,What part of Canada are you from?,BC!
1655,What part of Canada are you from?,BC!,"Ohh, I've spent alot of time in BC, really nice place. But cheers to Amsterdam!"
1656,I went to sleep on an air mattress and woke up on the floor. Why are you awake right now?,I'm awake because it's daytime right here ;),Are you on the east coast? Or in Europe? 
1657,I'm awake because it's daytime right here ;),Are you on the east coast? Or in Europe? ,Europe 
1658,My best friend in the world just asked me to be the best man in his wedding. I'm over the moon.,I'm so jealous. I doubt I'll ever be in your shoes.  Congrats man!!,Thanks! I'm so excited. This feels like a legit insane experience. 
1659,I'm so jealous. I doubt I'll ever be in your shoes.  Congrats man!!,Thanks! I'm so excited. This feels like a legit insane experience. ,I bet! What all does a best man do? Are you going to plan the bachelor party. 
1660,My best friend in the world just asked me to be the best man in his wedding. I'm over the moon.,"Just don't eat his baby whenever his wife has one, kay? ",...........I definitely wouldn't do that. 
1661,"Just don't eat his baby whenever his wife has one, kay? ",...........I definitely wouldn't do that. ,You sure man?
1662,...........I definitely wouldn't do that. ,You sure man?,You know? Sometimes there's a good time to drop stuff. 
1663,My best friend in the world just asked me to be the best man in his wedding. I'm over the moon.,"Just don't eat his baby whenever his wife has one, kay? ",Some people just don't make funny jokes I gotta say
1664,"Just don't eat his baby whenever his wife has one, kay? ",Some people just don't make funny jokes I gotta say,"I thought it was kinda funny. Remember, this is r happy! "
1665,"Just don't eat his baby whenever his wife has one, kay? ",Some people just don't make funny jokes I gotta say,"I was just playing off his username, my bad"
1666,My best friend in the world just asked me to be the best man in his wedding. I'm over the moon.,"Just don't eat his baby whenever his wife has one, kay? ",Is this a pop culture reference?
1667,"Just don't eat his baby whenever his wife has one, kay? ",Is this a pop culture reference?,"no, just a reply to his username"
1668,"Lonely home alone, no friends to talk to. Anyone want to talk?",Sure :),What's up? How's your life going?
1669,Sure :),What's up? How's your life going?,Life's going alright. Recovering from another surgery I had. How's your life going?
1670,What's up? How's your life going?,Life's going alright. Recovering from another surgery I had. How's your life going?,"It's going alright, how'd your surgery go?"
1671,"Lonely home alone, no friends to talk to. Anyone want to talk?",Hey! What's up! I'm feeling awesome :) ,"Not much I just got done working on my truck, you?"
1672,Hey! What's up! I'm feeling awesome :) ,"Not much I just got done working on my truck, you?",Oh nice! I'm just watching the office enjoying a drink laying on a massage pad 
1673,"Not much I just got done working on my truck, you?",Oh nice! I'm just watching the office enjoying a drink laying on a massage pad ,"That sounds great! The office is hilarious, I have a teacher who looks insanely like Dwight."
1674,Oh nice! I'm just watching the office enjoying a drink laying on a massage pad ,"That sounds great! The office is hilarious, I have a teacher who looks insanely like Dwight.",Oh god I couldn't take him seriously at all. 
1675,It's my birthday!!!!!! Tell me some things that you want.,A girlfriend lol,You'll find someone. :)
1676,A girlfriend lol,You'll find someone. :),"Haha at this point it's highly unlikely, but thanks for the kind words!"
1677,You'll find someone. :),"Haha at this point it's highly unlikely, but thanks for the kind words!","Where there's a will there's a way, they say. Don't give up!"
1678,What do you spend too much money on?,Food/groceries. Healthy eating is ridiculously expensive,Define healthy eating. 
1679,Food/groceries. Healthy eating is ridiculously expensive,Define healthy eating. ,Food with nutrition.
1680,What do you spend too much money on?,What kind of watches and pens? I like both too... a little too much,I love parked vacumatics and am eyeing the milgauss next...
1681,What kind of watches and pens? I like both too... a little too much,I love parked vacumatics and am eyeing the milgauss next...,Favorite ink? 
1682,What kind of watches and pens? I like both too... a little too much,I love parked vacumatics and am eyeing the milgauss next...,This is the Rolex Milgauss?
1683,I love parked vacumatics and am eyeing the milgauss next...,This is the Rolex Milgauss?,Yes. the z blue face green Sapphire..
1684,What do you spend too much money on?,I have three kids.,Horrible investments jk
1685,I have three kids.,Horrible investments jk,&gt; jk
1686,Horrible investments jk,&gt; jk,Is your username a Rush Hour reference?
1687,What do you spend too much money on?,"My PC, although I could probably spend a lot more.",Haha when did you build it?
1688,"My PC, although I could probably spend a lot more.",Haha when did you build it?,"Summer, finally got my first decent build. "
1689,What do you spend too much money on?,weeeeeeeeeeed ,Yup. Growin it myself now
1690,weeeeeeeeeeed ,Yup. Growin it myself now,Don't tell people. 
1691,weeeeeeeeeeed ,Yup. Growin it myself now,"Is it hard? 
"
1692,Yup. Growin it myself now,"Is it hard? 
",It requires a lot of equipment. But im gonna see what else i can grow indoors
1693,What do you spend too much money on?,"Mechanical keyboards ITS A HOBBY OKAY???

Shoutout to /r/MechanicalKeyboards ",I will not look so I don't get into it...
1694,"Mechanical keyboards ITS A HOBBY OKAY???

Shoutout to /r/MechanicalKeyboards ",I will not look so I don't get into it...,"Oh yeah, its a moneyhole for sure. Just bought KEYCAPS for $160...."
1695,I will not look so I don't get into it...,"Oh yeah, its a moneyhole for sure. Just bought KEYCAPS for $160....",Wow. I spent $100ish on my Corsair K70 and I can't imagine anything worth spending more on.
1696,What do you spend too much money on?,Energy drinks and protein bars. It's ridiculous and not that healthy but I am so addicted. ,I'm sorry to hear about the energy drinks. A friend of mine goes through 4 a shift.
1697,Energy drinks and protein bars. It's ridiculous and not that healthy but I am so addicted. ,I'm sorry to hear about the energy drinks. A friend of mine goes through 4 a shift.,I drink about 2 a day which isn't too bad but still pricey overall.
1698,I got accepted into University,What university? If you don't mind my asking.,"Doesn't matter, got accepted. "
1699,What university? If you don't mind my asking.,"Doesn't matter, got accepted. ",Well it kind of does..... some uni anyone can get in
1700,"Doesn't matter, got accepted. ",Well it kind of does..... some uni anyone can get in,"Yeah but if OP is happy with the acceptance, we should do our part and be happy for OP. "
1701,Well it kind of does..... some uni anyone can get in,"Yeah but if OP is happy with the acceptance, we should do our part and be happy for OP. ",thanks! I wasn't going to say but someone on this thread already guessed oops
1702,I got accepted into University,What are you going to be studying? What kind of science?,"Going to be studying Natural Sciences, specialising in physics "
1703,What are you going to be studying? What kind of science?,"Going to be studying Natural Sciences, specialising in physics ",That's such an interesting speciality!
1704,What are you going to be studying? What kind of science?,"Going to be studying Natural Sciences, specialising in physics ","Congratulations! That's the same course I did,  although probably not the same university "
1705,"Going to be studying Natural Sciences, specialising in physics ","Congratulations! That's the same course I did,  although probably not the same university ",What was your university?
1706,"Congratulations! That's the same course I did,  although probably not the same university ",What was your university?,Bath
1707,I got accepted into University,Congrats!  What kind of scientist do you want to be?,Hopefully a physicist if all goes well
1708,Congrats!  What kind of scientist do you want to be?,Hopefully a physicist if all goes well,Fantastic. Do you know what sort of systems you'd like to study or work on yet? 
1709,I got accepted into University,What sort of scientist do you want to be and what degree will you be studying? ,Studying Natural Sciences - would like to be a physicist/biophysicist 
1710,What sort of scientist do you want to be and what degree will you be studying? ,Studying Natural Sciences - would like to be a physicist/biophysicist ,"Congrats, and good luck"
1711,"We should rename Monterey Jack cheese ""American cheese"" to regain some of our national pride. The current holder of the name is not cheese and does not deserve the title.",American cheese is delicious tho,"So are doritos, but I wouldn't call them cheese either."
1712,American cheese is delicious tho,"So are doritos, but I wouldn't call them cheese either.",Good point
1713,What do you do to feel better?,A cup of tea and an episode of Bob Ross!,Is Bob Ross on Netflix? I need some artistic inspiration lately
1714,A cup of tea and an episode of Bob Ross!,Is Bob Ross on Netflix? I need some artistic inspiration lately,Yes he is! Quite a few episodes as a matter of fact. Very soothing.
1715,Do you ever look back at your old self and feel like its not even the same person?,I just tripped really hard last night so absolutely lol,"Ha, whatever floats your boat "
1716,I just tripped really hard last night so absolutely lol,"Ha, whatever floats your boat ",What do you mean?
1717,Do you ever look back at your old self and feel like its not even the same person?,Just had the same thought today after thinking how I was 2 years ago.,Weird isn't it. 
1718,Just had the same thought today after thinking how I was 2 years ago.,Weird isn't it. ,Weird is a understatement with my last 2 years.
1719,Today I cried over the fact that my best friend feels the same,spoiler; everyone feels lonely at some point in their life. ,"I bet, but not everyone feels it as long as I did."
1720,spoiler; everyone feels lonely at some point in their life. ,"I bet, but not everyone feels it as long as I did.",thats what everyone thinks. 
1721,Today I cried over the fact that my best friend feels the same,what part of the world are you in OP?,'Murica
1722,what part of the world are you in OP?,'Murica,"Just keep at it. It just takes time sometimes that is all :)
"
1723,Today I cried over the fact that my best friend feels the same,"Hey good for you! If you feel like you want another friend, feel free to PM me anytime!",Thanks
1724,"Hey good for you! If you feel like you want another friend, feel free to PM me anytime!",Thanks,No problem 
1725,Beautiful weather out!,"It's snowing here in Ireland, I'm am extremely happy. ",Pics? :D
1726,"It's snowing here in Ireland, I'm am extremely happy. ",Pics? :D,Nope unfortunately I didn't and it just stopped snowing. 
1727,Pics? :D,Nope unfortunately I didn't and it just stopped snowing. ,"Aww, maybe next time."
1728,Nope unfortunately I didn't and it just stopped snowing. ,"Aww, maybe next time.","Yeah, it might not snow for the rest of the year."
1729,"Aww, maybe next time.","Yeah, it might not snow for the rest of the year.",Really? Do you not get snow often?
1730,"Yeah, it might not snow for the rest of the year.",Really? Do you not get snow often?,"It doesn't really snow in Ireland, we just get rain mostly. "
1731,Really? Do you not get snow often?,"It doesn't really snow in Ireland, we just get rain mostly. ",I didn't know that!
1732,Beautiful weather out!,"75 and sunny. 

Nothing today, but going to the beach tomorrow evening.",I've never been to the beach at night. Sounds lovely though!
1733,"75 and sunny. 

Nothing today, but going to the beach tomorrow evening.",I've never been to the beach at night. Sounds lovely though!,"Well, going before sunset. They put up a big blow up screen and play movies after dusk. "
1734,I've never been to the beach at night. Sounds lovely though!,"Well, going before sunset. They put up a big blow up screen and play movies after dusk. ",Whaaat. That is awesome!
1735,Beautiful weather out!,"It's -4°C (25°F) here in Vancouver today. It's nice and sunny though, so I love it!",Oh wow! We had that weather last week &amp; everyone hated it haha
1736,"It's -4°C (25°F) here in Vancouver today. It's nice and sunny though, so I love it!",Oh wow! We had that weather last week &amp; everyone hated it haha,"It rains A LOT here, so as long as it's not raining I'm happy! "
1737,I'm a little bit sad.,It happens more often than you think. ,I'm new on Reddit.
1738,It happens more often than you think. ,I'm new on Reddit.,Turn back before it's too late!
1739,I'm new on Reddit.,Turn back before it's too late!,"Yeah seriously, if I could have back all the time I've wasted on reddit, I'd still be in 2016"
1740,Turn back before it's too late!,"Yeah seriously, if I could have back all the time I've wasted on reddit, I'd still be in 2016",If I never had reddit..... I may actually have gotten some work done at the office
1741,It happens more often than you think. ,I'm new on Reddit.,run. run before you get swamps of dagobah'd or broken arms'd.
1742,I'm new on Reddit.,run. run before you get swamps of dagobah'd or broken arms'd.,I could offer him a Jolly Rancher. I've got a box of them somewhere.
1743,I'm a little bit sad.,"best friend ignoring me for 2 days, angry as hell","Waw it's sad too, what was happen?"
1744,"best friend ignoring me for 2 days, angry as hell","Waw it's sad too, what was happen?","no idea. just suddenly, out of nowhere. im gonna ask after i cool off"
1745,I'm a little bit sad.,A common feeling.,"Not for me, I'm new on Reddit, there are no many Frenchs on Reddit (I'm french)"
1746,A common feeling.,"Not for me, I'm new on Reddit, there are no many Frenchs on Reddit (I'm french)","Hey! I'm French too :)

Join us on /r/france and /r/french !"
1747,"Not for me, I'm new on Reddit, there are no many Frenchs on Reddit (I'm french)","Hey! I'm French too :)

Join us on /r/france and /r/french !","Oui mais je peux parler anglais et dans ""France"" il y a pas beaucoup de choses je trouve."
1748,I'm a little bit sad.,"i had three today, first day with more than one. I must confess i blushed.",Me I had 26 today with this topic.
1749,"i had three today, first day with more than one. I must confess i blushed.",Me I had 26 today with this topic.,today you're the only one. thanks.
1750,I'm a little bit sad.,TFW you refresh every few minutes just to make sure... :/,"What means ""TFW"" please? x)"
1751,TFW you refresh every few minutes just to make sure... :/,"What means ""TFW"" please? x)","It means, ""That feeling when"""
1752,I'm a little bit sad.,Cheer up pal! How's your day going?,Today I had 26 notifications thanks to this topic!
1753,Cheer up pal! How's your day going?,Today I had 26 notifications thanks to this topic!,Have another one! How's your day? Got plans for your weekend?
1754,Today I had 26 notifications thanks to this topic!,Have another one! How's your day? Got plans for your weekend?,"I've not plans for my week-end and my day's was good, I went visit my friends :)"
1755,I'm a little bit sad.,Here is an orange envelope for you :),Oh! An orange envelope!
1756,Here is an orange envelope for you :),Oh! An orange envelope!,Woo! And another one! How is your day going?
1757,Oh! An orange envelope!,Woo! And another one! How is your day going?,Very good!
1758,Word Association Game,"Plum
",Tart
1759,"Plum
",Tart,Custard
1760,Tart,Custard,Yellow
1761,Custard,Yellow,Coward!
1762,Word Association Game,"Plum
",Davis
1763,"Plum
",Davis,Junior
1764,Davis,Junior,Scrabble 
1765,Junior,Scrabble ,Letters
1766,Scrabble ,Letters,Postcards 
1767,Letters,Postcards ,Stamps
1768,Postcards ,Stamps,Food
1769,Stamps,Food,Hungry
1770,Food,Hungry,Thirsty
1771,Hungry,Thirsty,Cactus 
1772,Thirsty,Cactus ,Juice
1773,Cactus ,Juice,Carrot
1774,Juice,Carrot,Rabbit
1775,Carrot,Rabbit,Roger 
1776,Rabbit,Roger ,Commander
1777,Roger ,Commander,Colonel 
1778,Commander,Colonel ,Mustard
1779,Word Association Game,"Plum
",Purple
1780,"Plum
",Purple,Monster
1781,Word Association Game,"Plum
",Peach
1782,"Plum
",Peach,Fuzzy
1783,Word Association Game,Squeak ,Mouse
1784,Squeak ,Mouse,Trap
1785,Squeak ,Mouse,Rat
1786,Mouse,Rat,Tail
1787,Word Association Game,Squeak ,Clean
1788,Squeak ,Clean,Bleach
1789,Clean,Bleach,Chemical
1790,Bleach,Chemical,Radioactive 
1791,Chemical,Radioactive ,Radiation
1792,Radioactive ,Radiation,Cockroach
1793,Radiation,Cockroach,Bug
1794,Cockroach,Bug,Crawl
1795,Bug,Crawl,Bite
1796,Crawl,Bite,Fangs
1797,Bite,Fangs,Venom
1798,Fangs,Venom,Poison 
1799,Venom,Poison ,Type
1800,Poison ,Type,Keyboard
1801,Type,Keyboard,Computer
1802,Keyboard,Computer,Graphics
1803,Computer,Graphics,Animation
1804,Graphics,Animation,Animaniacs 
1805,Animation,Animaniacs ,Humor
1806,Animaniacs ,Humor,Joker 
1807,Humor,Joker ,Cards
1808,Joker ,Cards,Tarot
1809,Word Association Game,Obscure ,Sneak
1810,Obscure ,Sneak,Assassin 
1811,Sneak,Assassin ,Annually
1812,Assassin ,Annually,Year
1813,Annually,Year,Birthday
1814,Year,Birthday,Part-ay!
1815,Birthday,Part-ay!,Awkward
1816,Part-ay!,Awkward,Gangly
1817,Awkward,Gangly,/u/MrManicMarty
1818,Gangly,/u/MrManicMarty,Lmao :D
1819,Word Association Game,Obscure ,Void
1820,Obscure ,Void,Blank
1821,Void,Blank,Balance
1822,Blank,Balance,Acrobatics
1823,Balance,Acrobatics,Precision
1824,Acrobatics,Precision,Point
1825,Precision,Point,Trajectory
1826,Point,Trajectory,Bullet
1827,Trajectory,Bullet,round
1828,Bullet,round,Circle
1829,Word Association Game,Obscure ,Sunlight.
1830,Obscure ,Sunlight.,Cheery 
1831,Word Association Game,Sunshine,Warmth
1832,Sunshine,Warmth,Cozy
1833,Warmth,Cozy,Tea
1834,Cozy,Tea,Cup
1835,Tea,Cup,Glass
1836,Cup,Glass,Window
1837,Glass,Window,Flowers
1838,Window,Flowers,Funeral
1839,Flowers,Funeral,grave
1840,Cup,Glass,Magnify 
1841,Glass,Magnify ,Zoom
1842,Magnify ,Zoom,Speedy
1843,Zoom,Speedy,Superhero
1844,Speedy,Superhero,Super Powers
1845,Superhero,Super Powers,Advantage
1846,Super Powers,Advantage,Ahead
1847,Advantage,Ahead,Road
1848,Ahead,Road,Path
1849,Road,Path,Pedestrian 
1850,Path,Pedestrian ,Regular
1851,Pedestrian ,Regular,Normal
1852,Regular,Normal,Bland
1853,Normal,Bland,Boring
1854,Speedy,Superhero,Superman
1855,Superhero,Superman,Hope
1856,Word Association Game,Sunshine,Orange
1857,Sunshine,Orange,Citrus
1858,Orange,Citrus,Delicious
1859,Citrus,Delicious,Cake
1860,Delicious,Cake,Frosting
1861,Cake,Frosting,Sugar
1862,Frosting,Sugar,Candy
1863,Sugar,Candy,Lollipop
1864,Candy,Lollipop,Cavity
1865,Lollipop,Cavity,Tooth
1866,Cavity,Tooth,Sparkle
1867,Word Association Game,Potato ,Soup
1868,Potato ,Soup,Mushroom 
1869,Soup,Mushroom ,Magic ^XD
1870,Mushroom ,Magic ^XD,LSD
1871,Magic ^XD,LSD,Trip
1872,LSD,Trip,Train
1873,Trip,Train,Practice
1874,Train,Practice,Theory
1875,Practice,Theory,String
1876,Theory,String,Cat
1877,Word Association Game,Life,Death
1878,Life,Death,Sad
1879,Death,Sad,Tear
1880,Sad,Tear,Salt
1881,Tear,Salt,Ice
1882,Salt,Ice,Cream
1883,Ice,Cream,Smooth
1884,Cream,Smooth,Floor
1885,Smooth,Floor,Hardwood
1886,Floor,Hardwood,Socks
1887,Hardwood,Socks,Toes
1888,Socks,Toes,Digits
1889,Toes,Digits,Clock
1890,Digits,Clock,Time
1891,Clock,Time,Space
1892,Time,Space,Portal
1893,Space,Portal,Dimension 
1894,Portal,Dimension ,Concept
1895,Dimension ,Concept,Imagine
1896,Concept,Imagine,Brain
1897,Imagine,Brain,Pink
1898,Brain,Pink,Gay
1899,Pink,Gay,Rainbow
1900,Gay,Rainbow,Airstrike
1901,Rainbow,Airstrike,Plane
1902,Airstrike,Plane,Incident
1903,Brain,Pink,Panther
1904,Pink,Panther,Slick
1905,Panther,Slick,Shiny
1906,Slick,Shiny,Crow
1907,Shiny,Crow,Rats
1908,Floor,Hardwood,Oak
1909,Hardwood,Oak,Nut
1910,Tear,Salt,Video Games
1911,Word Association Game,Time,Warp
1912,Time,Warp,Again
1913,Warp,Again,Frank-n-further ^XD
1914,Again,Frank-n-further ^XD,Dark
1915,Frank-n-further ^XD,Dark,Night
1916,Dark,Night,Holocaust
1917,Night,Holocaust,War
1918,Holocaust,War,Trauma
1919,War,Trauma,Help
1920,Trauma,Help,Me
1921,Are there things you just genuinely can't understand in others?,"Smoking. With all we know, why on earth would someone start now? ",Makes them look cool.
1922,"Smoking. With all we know, why on earth would someone start now? ",Makes them look cool.,I don't even know.
1923,Are there things you just genuinely can't understand in others?,"Smoking. With all we know, why on earth would someone start now? ",It feels really good. Helps people calm down.
1924,"Smoking. With all we know, why on earth would someone start now? ",It feels really good. Helps people calm down.,"Lots of things feel good, though. Why pick an expensive one that smells so bad? "
1925,"I'll ask you up to 15 questions, just ask for how many you want!",13 seeming it's the 13th tommorow.,You're very enthusiastic.
1926,13 seeming it's the 13th tommorow.,You're very enthusiastic.,Mhm
1927,I feel kind of bummed no one likes my tattoo so I wanted to share it here and answer questions NSFW,Girl im really close with got 1 similar to this in the exact same spot. I enjoy looking at it,Oh awesome! The ribs were unbearable
1928,Girl im really close with got 1 similar to this in the exact same spot. I enjoy looking at it,Oh awesome! The ribs were unbearable,"I have a tattoo down my right side, can confirm, ribs hurt like a bitch.  "
1929,I'm going to eat meat tomorrow for the first time in 4 years,I was a vegetarian for 7 years and ended up giving it up for Chinese food. Haha. ,"How was it? The Chinese food, or I guess, that first re-experience after 7 years"
1930,I was a vegetarian for 7 years and ended up giving it up for Chinese food. Haha. ,"How was it? The Chinese food, or I guess, that first re-experience after 7 years",My stomach got really upset but that was about it. 
1931,"How was it? The Chinese food, or I guess, that first re-experience after 7 years",My stomach got really upset but that was about it. ,And now? Regular carnivorous activities?
1932,My stomach got really upset but that was about it. ,And now? Regular carnivorous activities?,For now. I am thinking about going back though. 
1933,And now? Regular carnivorous activities?,For now. I am thinking about going back though. ,how come ??
1934,I'm going to eat meat tomorrow for the first time in 4 years,I was a vegetarian for 7 years and ended up giving it up for Chinese food. Haha. ,Was it nice when you frist had it ?? or did it taste weird 
1935,I was a vegetarian for 7 years and ended up giving it up for Chinese food. Haha. ,Was it nice when you frist had it ?? or did it taste weird ,Haha. It tasted amazing!! I didn't regret it. 
1936,I'm going to eat meat tomorrow for the first time in 4 years,You should get yourself a steak. Fuck mcdonalds. ,Mc is cheaper tho 
1937,You should get yourself a steak. Fuck mcdonalds. ,Mc is cheaper tho ,Wendy's has better beef among fast food places.  Go there instead.
1938,Mc is cheaper tho ,Wendy's has better beef among fast food places.  Go there instead.,Don't have Wendy's in the UK 
1939,"CC is so friggin cool, I wanna find RL friends here! But...",2:11am here. Usually I'd still be at work but I'm on workers comp. ,What's that?
1940,2:11am here. Usually I'd still be at work but I'm on workers comp. ,What's that?,I'm going to guess Canada. 
1941,What's that?,I'm going to guess Canada. ,LOL you are correct! 
1942,2:11am here. Usually I'd still be at work but I'm on workers comp. ,What's that?,Hurt myself at work so I get paid for the shifts I miss due to my injury 
1943,I absolutely hate when I have to have serious conversation through text.,Really not even a fan of text conversations so well even more if it's a serious conversation.,"&gt; Really not even a fan of text conversations



hi"
1944,Really not even a fan of text conversations so well even more if it's a serious conversation.,"&gt; Really not even a fan of text conversations



hi",suppp
1945,I absolutely hate when I have to have serious conversation through text.,I fuckin hate emojis but I use them anyways 👌🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥👌,The fire emoji is one of the few in my regular rotation.  🔥🤙🏻🌊 are all you need really.
1946,I fuckin hate emojis but I use them anyways 👌🔥🔥💯💯🔥🔥👌,The fire emoji is one of the few in my regular rotation.  🔥🤙🏻🌊 are all you need really.,💁
1947,The fire emoji is one of the few in my regular rotation.  🔥🤙🏻🌊 are all you need really.,💁,💙❄🌚💤🈯😃🔷🔸🔶🔹🔚🤔😎😓🎅🐝🐟😛😏🍆😊☺🔊💫🐁🎴🌲🐯💘😈😀😑💚❤💜💛🐐💓💝😂😯😘😭😰😉🏨😆 my most recent in that order
1948,💁,💙❄🌚💤🈯😃🔷🔸🔶🔹🔚🤔😎😓🎅🐝🐟😛😏🍆😊☺🔊💫🐁🎴🌲🐯💘😈😀😑💚❤💜💛🐐💓💝😂😯😘😭😰😉🏨😆 my most recent in that order,I too love goats
1949,What's a small thing you've achieved that made you really proud of yourself?,I actually slept in for once lol,Looool 4:00am here did you have any dreams?
1950,I actually slept in for once lol,Looool 4:00am here did you have any dreams?,"Woah, what are you doing awake?"
1951,What makes you immediately interested in a person?,Don't be boring. I find a lot of people boring.,What is they are overly friendly?
1952,Don't be boring. I find a lot of people boring.,What is they are overly friendly?,There is no such thing as being overly friendly
1953,What makes you immediately interested in a person?,A good sense in humor!,To fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked 'How do you drive this thing'?
1954,A good sense in humor!,To fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked 'How do you drive this thing'?,Ha
1955,To fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked 'How do you drive this thing'?,Ha,This got me going more than the joke itself
1956,A good sense in humor!,To fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked 'How do you drive this thing'?,Holy shit i died laughing in bed at 12:54am.
1957,What makes you immediately interested in a person?,A good sense in humor!,"Also, **same** sense of humor!"
1958,A good sense in humor!,"Also, **same** sense of humor!",instant friend crush!!
1959,Someone finally noticed me!,My man! Was in your same shoes but got to know some really nice ever since 2017 began haha,You should take that as a good omen for your year. (*^_^*)
1960,My man! Was in your same shoes but got to know some really nice ever since 2017 began haha,You should take that as a good omen for your year. (*^_^*),"I will, and you too! I wish you the same :)"
1961,How are you?,"i'm doing okay, I'm currently looking for another job at the moment. ",I hope you what you want/need!
1962,"i'm doing okay, I'm currently looking for another job at the moment. ",I hope you what you want/need!,I'm just sitting at a coffee shop with my noise canceling headphones. What are you up to? 
1963,I hope you what you want/need!,I'm just sitting at a coffee shop with my noise canceling headphones. What are you up to? ,It's 1 am where I live so just lying down redditing the night away !
1964,Let's make a Spotify playlist together!,Dangerous by Big Data,"dat music video though, wew"
1965,Dangerous by Big Data,"dat music video though, wew","Yeah, let's just um yeah uh"
1966,Let's make a Spotify playlist together!,Fever (Aye Aye) by Deathgrips,"Great song off that album, but I prefer Hustle Bones.

My song is Woodpecker No.1 by Merzbow"
1967,Fever (Aye Aye) by Deathgrips,"Great song off that album, but I prefer Hustle Bones.

My song is Woodpecker No.1 by Merzbow",Yeah but I feel like Fever would be better for new ears on this playlist.
1968,Let's make a Spotify playlist together!,I've Seen Footage - Death Grips,YUH
1969,I've Seen Footage - Death Grips,YUH,Noided
1970,Do you pee in the shower?,I only pee in the shower when I'm alone. ,Really? I would've thought you'd pee on your wife when she's in there with you... 
1971,I only pee in the shower when I'm alone. ,Really? I would've thought you'd pee on your wife when she's in there with you... ,"When are you going to drop your next album, R. Kelly?"
1972,I only pee in the shower when I'm alone. ,Really? I would've thought you'd pee on your wife when she's in there with you... ,"I've done that, but it turned weird. "
1973,Really? I would've thought you'd pee on your wife when she's in there with you... ,"I've done that, but it turned weird. ",I got slapped.
1974,"I've done that, but it turned weird. ",I got slapped.,What did she say when you peed on her? 
1975,I got slapped.,What did she say when you peed on her? ,Nothing.
1976,What did she say when you peed on her? ,Nothing.,"Well son, keep doing the Lord's work. "
1977,Do you pee in the shower?,"There are two kinds of people in the world.


People who pee in the shower, and liars....",Agreed.
1978,"There are two kinds of people in the world.


People who pee in the shower, and liars....",Agreed.,I do something even crazier. I pee in the shower and brush my teeth in it. It saves time.
1979,Agreed.,I do something even crazier. I pee in the shower and brush my teeth in it. It saves time.,You brush your teeth in your pee?
1980,I do something even crazier. I pee in the shower and brush my teeth in it. It saves time.,You brush your teeth in your pee?,You heard 'em.  Saves time.
1981,Agreed.,I do something even crazier. I pee in the shower and brush my teeth in it. It saves time.,I pee+brush teeth+wash face in it. I rarely use the sink anymore.
1982,Do you pee in the shower?,"There are two kinds of people in the world.


People who pee in the shower, and liars....","&gt;people who admit to peeing in the shower, and liars

That's how I've always heard it anyways"
1983,"There are two kinds of people in the world.


People who pee in the shower, and liars....","&gt;people who admit to peeing in the shower, and liars

That's how I've always heard it anyways","True, but the first one is more light-hearted"
1984,Let's play a game?,🚙🚗🚙🚙🏎🚗🏎🚙🚕🏎🚙🚕🏎🚗🚙🚗🏎🚗🚕🚗🏎🚗🚕🏎🚙🚗🏎,Cars? :D
1985,🚙🚗🚙🚙🏎🚗🏎🚙🚕🏎🚙🚕🏎🚗🚙🚗🏎🚗🚕🚗🏎🚗🚕🏎🚙🚗🏎,Cars? :D,Good job!
1986,Cars? :D,Good job!,That's actually one of my favorites to be honest. Doc and Mater are my favorite characters :)
1987,Good job!,That's actually one of my favorites to be honest. Doc and Mater are my favorite characters :),"Lol, couldn't figure out who to emoji anything else, and I tried a bunch of things."
1988,Let's play a game?,🌲🌳📚,The Jungle Book? That one took me a little bit XD
1989,🌲🌳📚,The Jungle Book? That one took me a little bit XD,"Perfect! It took me a minute to figure out which emojis to use, so that's fair. "
1990,The Jungle Book? That one took me a little bit XD,"Perfect! It took me a minute to figure out which emojis to use, so that's fair. ",I couldn't figure it out and then the bear necessities came to me and I was like AHA 
1991,Let's play a game?,🎈🏠,"Up! 

Doug is my favorite!"
1992,🎈🏠,"Up! 

Doug is my favorite!",Nailed it!
1993,"Up! 

Doug is my favorite!",Nailed it!,Woot!
1994,Let's play a game?,❄️,"We gotta let this movie go honestly ;P


Frozen! "
1995,❄️,"We gotta let this movie go honestly ;P


Frozen! ","Too easy, right!"
1996,Let's play a game?,👸🏿 🐸,"The Frog Princess, The Princess and the Frog? Something like that"
1997,👸🏿 🐸,"The Frog Princess, The Princess and the Frog? Something like that",That's the one!
1998,Let's play a game?,🌴🏝⛵🚣🌊,I Have To Say I Honestly Don't Know Yours 
1999,🌴🏝⛵🚣🌊,I Have To Say I Honestly Don't Know Yours ,"Couldn't find all the ones I wanted, but u was trying to get Moana"
2000,I Have To Say I Honestly Don't Know Yours ,"Couldn't find all the ones I wanted, but u was trying to get Moana",ah crap I should've known! XD
2001,"Couldn't find all the ones I wanted, but u was trying to get Moana",ah crap I should've known! XD,Lol could've been easier but I didn't see all that many tropical emojis
2002,Let's play a game?,"👉🏾👻👫

(This one takes some work to put together)",Casper?
2003,"👉🏾👻👫

(This one takes some work to put together)",Casper?,"I was going for Pocahontas (poke + haunt + us), but yeah, this one was a stretch :p"
2004,Casper?,"I was going for Pocahontas (poke + haunt + us), but yeah, this one was a stretch :p",That's fucking brilliant. 
2005,"I was going for Pocahontas (poke + haunt + us), but yeah, this one was a stretch :p",That's fucking brilliant. ,Aw thanks! 
2006,Let's play a game?,👡👑,Cinderella?
2007,👡👑,Cinderella?,Score!
2008,Cinderella?,Score!,Woot!
2009,Let's play a game?,🔍🐠,Finding Nemo!
2010,🔍🐠,Finding Nemo!,"I was going for Dory (because there isn't a Clownfish one), but close enough! "
2011,Finding Nemo!,"I was going for Dory (because there isn't a Clownfish one), but close enough! ",Hmmm... If there was a❓I might have guessed that. 
2012,Let's play a game?,❄️⬜️🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻,"I have a snowflake and Santa Claus  (my emojis are weird sometimes) 

The Santa Claus? "
2013,❄️⬜️🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻,"I have a snowflake and Santa Claus  (my emojis are weird sometimes) 

The Santa Claus? ",You don't see the white square between the snowflake and the other dudes?
2014,"I have a snowflake and Santa Claus  (my emojis are weird sometimes) 

The Santa Claus? ",You don't see the white square between the snowflake and the other dudes?,I see the white square but then I don't see the other dudes. 
2015,You don't see the white square between the snowflake and the other dudes?,I see the white square but then I don't see the other dudes. ,I was going for Snow White and the Seven Dwarves 
2016,Let's play a game?,🐜🐜🐜,Bugs Life? Or the DreamWorks movie Ants? 
2017,🐜🐜🐜,Bugs Life? Or the DreamWorks movie Ants? ,"Antz was the one I was going for, although I can see how you could see it as A Bug's Life."
2018,Let's play a game?,👟  🌱 🌌,Wall-E? 
2019,👟  🌱 🌌,Wall-E? ,Yes!
2020,"I'm 38 years old and starting my first day of school for Nursing today. Been a stay-at-home mom all my life up until this point, but an impending divorce is causing me to embark on a career to eventually support myself. I'm excited and scared out of my wits - wish me luck Reddit!",WOOOO OP can give us free healthcare,"I might just do that - but only for my fellow redditors.  There's only a few of you, right?"
2021,WOOOO OP can give us free healthcare,"I might just do that - but only for my fellow redditors.  There's only a few of you, right?","Uhh

Yeah

Yeah just a handfull"
2022,"I might just do that - but only for my fellow redditors.  There's only a few of you, right?","Uhh

Yeah

Yeah just a handfull",There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
2023,"I'm 38 years old and starting my first day of school for Nursing today. Been a stay-at-home mom all my life up until this point, but an impending divorce is causing me to embark on a career to eventually support myself. I'm excited and scared out of my wits - wish me luck Reddit!","On a side-note, I like how you check your yoga pants for quality!","Thanks - this might just aid me in my next quest, finding the right fella post-divorce ;)"
2024,"On a side-note, I like how you check your yoga pants for quality!","Thanks - this might just aid me in my next quest, finding the right fella post-divorce ;)",where do I send my application???
2025,why the hell does he like me?,Maybe he's a serial killer and you're his 'type',I have red hair. He might be into exterminating the gingers. 
2026,Maybe he's a serial killer and you're his 'type',I have red hair. He might be into exterminating the gingers. ,Good.
2027,Maybe he's a serial killer and you're his 'type',I have red hair. He might be into exterminating the gingers. ,[removed]
2028,Maybe he's a serial killer and you're his 'type',I have red hair. He might be into exterminating the gingers. ,"To be fair, ginger is the new blonde."
2029,"What part of the world are you from, and what is it like?",Would you prefer where I grew up or where I live now? ,Either works. They both interest me.
2030,Would you prefer where I grew up or where I live now? ,Either works. They both interest me.,Replied to another comment if ya wanna take a look.
2031,Just anything you'd like to share,Do you like the snow? I absolutely love it,"I have never seen snow, and I'd love to see sometimes, I'm sure I'll love it "
2032,Do you like the snow? I absolutely love it,"I have never seen snow, and I'd love to see sometimes, I'm sure I'll love it ","Aww man that sucks! Where do you live, if I can ask?"
2033,"I have never seen snow, and I'd love to see sometimes, I'm sure I'll love it ","Aww man that sucks! Where do you live, if I can ask?","Uruguay, so no snow here :/ "
2034,"Aww man that sucks! Where do you live, if I can ask?","Uruguay, so no snow here :/ ",Aww :(
2035,Do you like the snow? I absolutely love it,"I have never seen snow, and I'd love to see sometimes, I'm sure I'll love it ",Where the heck you from?
2036,"I have never seen snow, and I'd love to see sometimes, I'm sure I'll love it ",Where the heck you from?,Uruguay
2037,Where the heck you from?,Uruguay,If you can make and send me some Asado or Chivito we can totally be BFF's. 
2038,Uruguay,If you can make and send me some Asado or Chivito we can totally be BFF's. ,Haha totally! It'll be kinda cold when it gets there but it's tasty anyways
2039,Just anything you'd like to share,I like dark blue! It reminds me of the ocean,"Oh I love that shade of blue too, I live the ocean and swimming too "
2040,I like dark blue! It reminds me of the ocean,"Oh I love that shade of blue too, I live the ocean and swimming too ",I love the ocean when its about to storm as well - my favorite time to be there!
2041,"Oh I love that shade of blue too, I live the ocean and swimming too ",I love the ocean when its about to storm as well - my favorite time to be there!,Yeeey! Me too! I live reeeeally near the coast and it's awesome when there's a storm
2042,Apparently we are at war!,I knew that truth or dare was a bad idea...,"Dares can always be risky, thats why I always choose truth."
2043,I knew that truth or dare was a bad idea...,"Dares can always be risky, thats why I always choose truth.",Truths can be even riskier in the wrong hands
2044,Apparently we are at war!,Now I can say I was here for the Great Grilled Cheese War of 2017.,Cool. My mom said she'll make us some snacks while we prepare for war
2045,Now I can say I was here for the Great Grilled Cheese War of 2017.,Cool. My mom said she'll make us some snacks while we prepare for war,They should be grilled cheese sandwiches with stuff in them.
2046,Cool. My mom said she'll make us some snacks while we prepare for war,They should be grilled cheese sandwiches with stuff in them.,"She's gonna make us some melts. Delicious stuff.
"
2047,Apparently we are at war!,Alright! To the battle stations!,What even are our battle stations?
2048,Alright! To the battle stations!,What even are our battle stations?,Do we even have battle stations?
2049,"You're being held hostage, and will be released under one condition.","Sadly, ""All Star"" by Smash Mouth is the one I'm most confident in remembering completely.",SOME-
2050,"Sadly, ""All Star"" by Smash Mouth is the one I'm most confident in remembering completely.",SOME-,**BODY ONCE TOLD ME**
2051,I'm a 56 year old man and I'm getting married for the first time in April to my lovely girlfriend who is 33 years old! I'm excited and yet so nervous!,How long have you two been together?,We've been together for five years!
2052,How long have you two been together?,We've been together for five years!,Kudos to both of you. 
2053,We've been together for five years!,Kudos to both of you. ,Thank you! 
2054,I'm a 56 year old man and I'm getting married for the first time in April to my lovely girlfriend who is 33 years old! I'm excited and yet so nervous!,Does she have a sister?,Nope. 
2055,Does she have a sister?,Nope. ,"Damn. :(

Congratulations none the less.

"
2056,Nope. ,"Damn. :(

Congratulations none the less.

",Thank you! 
2057,"Damn. :(

Congratulations none the less.

",Thank you! ,"Her name isn't Emmerson is it?

Because that would be hilarious."
2058,Thank you! ,"Her name isn't Emmerson is it?

Because that would be hilarious.","Haha, that would be hilarious, but no, her name is not Emmerson! "
2059,I'm a 56 year old man and I'm getting married for the first time in April to my lovely girlfriend who is 33 years old! I'm excited and yet so nervous!,I thought the rule was half your age plus seven.,"This meets that - 23+7 is 30, so he's in the clear."
2060,I thought the rule was half your age plus seven.,"This meets that - 23+7 is 30, so he's in the clear.",Half of 56 is not 23. It's 28.
2061,What is your life plan for the next 2-5 years?,"- Graduate in June. 
- Panic. ","Graduated 2 Junes ago with shit GPA.  
Still panicking.

Send help."
2062,"- Graduate in June. 
- Panic. ","Graduated 2 Junes ago with shit GPA.  
Still panicking.

Send help.",Oh no! That's the opposite of helping!
2063,What is your life plan for the next 2-5 years?,"Wish I knew. 

Either a dietician or dead, not sure yet.",Dead? Are you depressed? Sound like me tbh lol.
2064,"Wish I knew. 

Either a dietician or dead, not sure yet.",Dead? Are you depressed? Sound like me tbh lol.,Yea guess you can call it depression.
2065,What is your life plan for the next 2-5 years?,"Complete my accounting degree, find a job in public accounting, become a CPA. ",Good luck!
2066,"Complete my accounting degree, find a job in public accounting, become a CPA. ",Good luck!,Thanks! 
2067,"Men, are you aware of how attractive you look in suits",I'm definitely in the minority.  I hate wearing suits and I think they're ugly as sin. ,Why is that?
2068,I'm definitely in the minority.  I hate wearing suits and I think they're ugly as sin. ,Why is that?,Purely personal subjective taste. 
2069,Can we make everything in this thread rhyme?,"I'm eating breakfast pastry,

At the same time, trying to study

for a test next week.

","Nice rhymes, very unique.

What subject is it that you're 

Happening to be studying for?"
2070,"I'm eating breakfast pastry,

At the same time, trying to study

for a test next week.

","Nice rhymes, very unique.

What subject is it that you're 

Happening to be studying for?","Thank you,

I'm studying on something that's new,

it's called Practical Research book two."
2071,Can we make everything in this thread rhyme?,"A B C
1 2 3
Do Re Mi
Seinfeld was a bee","You're rhymes show class,

 But tell me: do you like jazz?"
2072,"A B C
1 2 3
Do Re Mi
Seinfeld was a bee","You're rhymes show class,

 But tell me: do you like jazz?","My rhyme was ass :(

I do like Jazz!"
2073,"You're rhymes show class,

 But tell me: do you like jazz?","My rhyme was ass :(

I do like Jazz!","Before their mass,

do you think fathers listen to jazz?"
2074,"My rhyme was ass :(

I do like Jazz!","Before their mass,

do you think fathers listen to jazz?","I might dissappoint so this is my last, lass.
Oh wow, I caught a big bass."
2075,Is there snow right now in your hometown?,"No, and I doubt there ever will be. :(",Where do you live?
2076,"No, and I doubt there ever will be. :(",Where do you live?,The sunny land of Australia.
2077,"[Continued] I have a few hours to waste, I will draw very sub-par 30 second drawings in the mean time. Hit me with it.",Can you draw a stereotypical American?,Go Pack Go! :) 
2078,Can you draw a stereotypical American?,Go Pack Go! :) ,Go Pack Go! Let's hope they get it done tomorrow.
2079,Go Pack Go! :) ,Go Pack Go! Let's hope they get it done tomorrow.,I'm soooooo nervous!!! Idk how I'm gonna make it through the game. 
2080,Do you ever have conversations with people in your head?,Always. Sadly they sometimes talk back,Wat
2081,Always. Sadly they sometimes talk back,Wat,I was implying schizophrenia 
2082,Wat,I was implying schizophrenia ,Oh sorry that sounds serious. Nice to meet you. 
2083,I was implying schizophrenia ,Oh sorry that sounds serious. Nice to meet you. ,Oh no it's cool. I said it more as a joke although it is kind of true. Nice to meet you too
2084,Oh sorry that sounds serious. Nice to meet you. ,Oh no it's cool. I said it more as a joke although it is kind of true. Nice to meet you too,Oh whew didn't wanna offend you. 
2085,Do you ever have conversations with people in your head?,Sometimes I imagine myself having a conversation with a time traveler.,What do you talk about?
2086,Sometimes I imagine myself having a conversation with a time traveler.,What do you talk about?,Explaining the conveniences of modern technology.
2087,Do you ever have conversations with people in your head?,"Yes, especially if its a person I like.",Like in general or like as in have a crush on?
2088,"Yes, especially if its a person I like.",Like in general or like as in have a crush on?,Crush.
2089,Like in general or like as in have a crush on?,Crush.,I do that too :)
2090,Crush.,I do that too :),Never gets us anywhere though does it...:(
2091,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,I'll kick it off: I pick dare,Take a video of yourself jumping over your own leg.
2092,I'll kick it off: I pick dare,Take a video of yourself jumping over your own leg.,I... I don't understand
2093,I'll kick it off: I pick dare,Take a video of yourself jumping over your own leg.,Teach a whale to jump out of it's own tail.
2094,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,I'll kick it off: I pick dare,I dare you to use Hanzo in a competitive Overwatch match
2095,I'll kick it off: I pick dare,I dare you to use Hanzo in a competitive Overwatch match,"I don't play Overwatch... yet. So one day, in the future, I'll give this a go"
2096,I dare you to use Hanzo in a competitive Overwatch match,"I don't play Overwatch... yet. So one day, in the future, I'll give this a go","Remindme! 2 years ""do you play overwatch yet?"""
2097,I dare you to use Hanzo in a competitive Overwatch match,"I don't play Overwatch... yet. So one day, in the future, I'll give this a go",What do you game on?
2098,"I don't play Overwatch... yet. So one day, in the future, I'll give this a go",What do you game on?,My PS3 and 3DS for the most part. Although I do bust out the ol' Game Boy once in a way
2099,What do you game on?,My PS3 and 3DS for the most part. Although I do bust out the ol' Game Boy once in a way,Aww. If you played on PC or PS4 I'd buy Overwatch for you :(
2100,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,I'll kick it off: I pick dare,Send a text full of random nonsense to someone you haven't talked to in months.
2101,I'll kick it off: I pick dare,Send a text full of random nonsense to someone you haven't talked to in months.,"Okay, I've picked the person. Send me the text xD"
2102,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,Is it true that you're addicted to Reddit? 
2103,Truth,Is it true that you're addicted to Reddit? ,"Yes, very true."
2104,Is it true that you're addicted to Reddit? ,"Yes, very true.",You're not alone :(
2105,"Yes, very true.",You're not alone :(,"Hey, but Reddit's awesome, right? :)"
2106,You're not alone :(,"Hey, but Reddit's awesome, right? :)",Undoubtedly!
2107,"Hey, but Reddit's awesome, right? :)",Undoubtedly!,All glory to the hypnotoad?
2108,Undoubtedly!,All glory to the hypnotoad?,I'm afraid I'm out of the loop on that one
2109,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Yay, fun! 

I pick truth. ",What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
2110,"Yay, fun! 

I pick truth. ",What's the craziest thing you've ever done?,Had sex at a bus stop park and ride in the middle of the day.  
2111,What's the craziest thing you've ever done?,Had sex at a bus stop park and ride in the middle of the day.  ,I see where your flair comes from xD
2112,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Yay, fun! 

I pick truth. ",Who is your favorite band?
2113,"Yay, fun! 

I pick truth. ",Who is your favorite band?,"Radiohead, no doubt. What about you? "
2114,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Yay, fun! 

I pick truth. ",Do you wipe sitting down or standing?
2115,"Yay, fun! 

I pick truth. ",Do you wipe sitting down or standing?,People do it standing? 
2116,"Yay, fun! 

I pick truth. ",Do you wipe sitting down or standing?,People wipe while standing up!? Is this a trick question? 
2117,Do you wipe sitting down or standing?,People wipe while standing up!? Is this a trick question? ,No it is not I was as surprised as you
2118,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truthhhh. ,Did you pick truth because you were too afraid to pick dare?
2119,Truthhhh. ,Did you pick truth because you were too afraid to pick dare?,lol I'm too lazy to do anything but answer a question. 
2120,Did you pick truth because you were too afraid to pick dare?,lol I'm too lazy to do anything but answer a question. ,Fair enough lol
2121,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,I'll take truth,What's one popular thing you just don't get? 
2122,I'll take truth,What's one popular thing you just don't get? ,"Can I only pick one? Erm, beats headphones. "
2123,What's one popular thing you just don't get? ,"Can I only pick one? Erm, beats headphones. ","Same here. You pay for the brand, not the quality of the audio. "
2124,"Can I only pick one? Erm, beats headphones. ","Same here. You pay for the brand, not the quality of the audio. ",It sounds like you get it...
2125,"Same here. You pay for the brand, not the quality of the audio. ",It sounds like you get it...,I think the point is that he doesn't get why they're so popular.
2126,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,I'll take truth,What is something you are scared of?
2127,I'll take truth,What is something you are scared of?,heights
2128,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth.,Pineapple on pizza: Yay or nay?
2129,Truth.,Pineapple on pizza: Yay or nay?,"If its got bacon on it 100% yay.
If not, its blasphemy. "
2130,Pineapple on pizza: Yay or nay?,"If its got bacon on it 100% yay.
If not, its blasphemy. ",Bacon can do wonders to even the crappiest pizza! 
2131,"If its got bacon on it 100% yay.
If not, its blasphemy. ",Bacon can do wonders to even the crappiest pizza! ,I actually prefer bacon to pepperoni. 
2132,Truth.,Pineapple on pizza: Yay or nay?,/r/KnightsOfPineapple 
2133,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,this seem like a good idea.  truth,What is one unusual thing you find attractive? 
2134,this seem like a good idea.  truth,What is one unusual thing you find attractive? ,When a women wears a mans shirt that is to big on her.  
2135,What is one unusual thing you find attractive? ,When a women wears a mans shirt that is to big on her.  ,preach my brother
2136,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Too many truthers around here ima go with dare,Take off one item of clothing and go outside. Stay there for a minute and report back
2137,Too many truthers around here ima go with dare,Take off one item of clothing and go outside. Stay there for a minute and report back,Took off my pants and went on the balcony. It was covered in snow and now my feet are cold.
2138,Take off one item of clothing and go outside. Stay there for a minute and report back,Took off my pants and went on the balcony. It was covered in snow and now my feet are cold.,Ouchie. Sorry!
2139,Took off my pants and went on the balcony. It was covered in snow and now my feet are cold.,Ouchie. Sorry!,No he's ded with hypothermia
2140,Too many truthers around here ima go with dare,Take off one item of clothing and go outside. Stay there for a minute and report back,Well done. He just died.
2141,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,I hear you're supposed to say a few truths before going for the dare. So truth.,What's your most embarrassing secret?
2142,I hear you're supposed to say a few truths before going for the dare. So truth.,What's your most embarrassing secret?,Hmm... Third nipple maybe? I thought it was just a birthmark until middle school.
2143,What's your most embarrassing secret?,Hmm... Third nipple maybe? I thought it was just a birthmark until middle school.,Wear it with pride 3-nip bro!
2144,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,What's the most passive-aggressive thing you've ever done?
2145,Truth,What's the most passive-aggressive thing you've ever done?,I don't really know 🙈
2146,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,Tell us about an embarrassing thing you did that one time.
2147,Truth,Tell us about an embarrassing thing you did that one time.,"Told a girl right to her face that I'd ""Fuck her"" my friends still remind me about it...."
2148,Tell us about an embarrassing thing you did that one time.,"Told a girl right to her face that I'd ""Fuck her"" my friends still remind me about it....","Well, did you fuck her?"
2149,"Told a girl right to her face that I'd ""Fuck her"" my friends still remind me about it....","Well, did you fuck her?",Oh no 
2150,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth.,How long have you gone without taking a shower?
2151,Truth.,How long have you gone without taking a shower?,"I think three days, max.  I love standing in hot showers, so I rarely go without.  

Your turn."
2152,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Dare,Go eat a hotdog
2153,Dare,Go eat a hotdog,Gladly! 
2154,Go eat a hotdog,Gladly! ,"Here's a second date: Eat *another* hot dog!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
2155,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"I'm going for the dare, but now is late so wait until tomorrow for the response.",Post the third last photo from your downloads folder 
2156,"I'm going for the dare, but now is late so wait until tomorrow for the response.",Post the third last photo from your downloads folder ,"RIP
"
2157,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,Would you rather have amazing sex that lasts 30 seconds or average sex that lasts 10 minutes?
2158,Truth,Would you rather have amazing sex that lasts 30 seconds or average sex that lasts 10 minutes?,"I'm not OP, but I'd say amazing for 30 seconds. Amazing sex is hard to come by."
2159,Would you rather have amazing sex that lasts 30 seconds or average sex that lasts 10 minutes?,"I'm not OP, but I'd say amazing for 30 seconds. Amazing sex is hard to come by.",But easy to cum by. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2160,"I'm not OP, but I'd say amazing for 30 seconds. Amazing sex is hard to come by.",But easy to cum by. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),But I can show you something hard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ^I ^hoped ^someone ^would ^catch ^that
2161,But easy to cum by. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),But I can show you something hard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ^I ^hoped ^someone ^would ^catch ^that,"I always catch things. ^( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

"
2162,Would you rather have amazing sex that lasts 30 seconds or average sex that lasts 10 minutes?,"I'm not OP, but I'd say amazing for 30 seconds. Amazing sex is hard to come by.",How can amazing sex be 30 seconds?  Seems kinda contradictory. 
2163,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Dair,Seductively eat the nearest food item
2164,Dair,Seductively eat the nearest food item,"If a tub of assorted nuts could possess feelings, I just made a cashew very happy. "
2165,Seductively eat the nearest food item,"If a tub of assorted nuts could possess feelings, I just made a cashew very happy. ",Are you telling me that you just seductively ate some... NUTS?
2166,"If a tub of assorted nuts could possess feelings, I just made a cashew very happy. ",Are you telling me that you just seductively ate some... NUTS?,"I never neglect them, no sir."
2167,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Dair,Win a game in FG using only Link's projectiles 
2168,Dair,Win a game in FG using only Link's projectiles ,I'll make sure to do that when Nintendo releases Melee HD for the Switch.
2169,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,Who did you vote for in the election four years ago?
2170,Truth,Who did you vote for in the election four years ago?,"Didn't vote, not from America. Sorry."
2171,Who did you vote for in the election four years ago?,"Didn't vote, not from America. Sorry.",The best way to answer that question
2172,Who did you vote for in the election four years ago?,"Didn't vote, not from America. Sorry.",We found the Canadian!
2173,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,Worst thing you have hid from your parents
2174,Truth,Worst thing you have hid from your parents,"I.. ""hid"" a girl over two nights in my room without them noticing. "
2175,Worst thing you have hid from your parents,"I.. ""hid"" a girl over two nights in my room without them noticing. ",Two straight nights?!?!?! 
2176,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth.,"You get two! 

Why did you choose your Reddit username? 

How many people know it IRL? "
2177,Truth.,"You get two! 

Why did you choose your Reddit username? 

How many people know it IRL? ",I'm pretty sure his username is a Russian fighter jet haha 
2178,"You get two! 

Why did you choose your Reddit username? 

How many people know it IRL? ",I'm pretty sure his username is a Russian fighter jet haha ,"I know, thanks :) Just curious as to what their relationship with them is! "
2179,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Dare! ,Make the person closest to you tell you to shut up without making any noise. 
2180,Dare! ,Make the person closest to you tell you to shut up without making any noise. ,I... Don't understand 
2181,Make the person closest to you tell you to shut up without making any noise. ,I... Don't understand ,Haha alright make someone tell you to shut up just by staring at them. 
2182,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,I take Truth as well. :),Grossest thing you've ever eaten?
2183,I take Truth as well. :),Grossest thing you've ever eaten?,I thought about it but I don't remember anything really bad I've eaten. 
2184,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Sure, Truth me lads",What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
2185,"Sure, Truth me lads",What's the meanest thing you've ever done?,Made an ex suicidal.
2186,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth for me! ,"If you told your mother your worst secret, how would she react?"
2187,Truth for me! ,"If you told your mother your worst secret, how would she react?",She would probably laugh actually.... 
2188,"If you told your mother your worst secret, how would she react?",She would probably laugh actually.... ,Not obliged to answer: What is that secret? 
2189,She would probably laugh actually.... ,Not obliged to answer: What is that secret? ,"One time I was giving my dog a belly rub, and it jizzed all over my hands. "
2190,Not obliged to answer: What is that secret? ,"One time I was giving my dog a belly rub, and it jizzed all over my hands. ","I guess you miscalculated the belly part, hehe. "
2191,Not obliged to answer: What is that secret? ,"One time I was giving my dog a belly rub, and it jizzed all over my hands. ",r/Unexpected 
2192,Not obliged to answer: What is that secret? ,"One time I was giving my dog a belly rub, and it jizzed all over my hands. ",at that point I wouldn't call it a belly rub anymore 
2193,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,truth yo,What's the best German joke you know?
2194,truth yo,What's the best German joke you know?,Austria.
2195,What's the best German joke you know?,Austria.,a+
2196,What's the best German joke you know?,Austria.,Very hurtful indeed. :'(
2197,Austria.,Very hurtful indeed. :'(,Sorry &lt;3 Mozart was cool. 
2198,What's the best German joke you know?,Austria.,Grrrrrrrrr
2199,What's the best German joke you know?,Austria.,Ich auch danke
2200,truth yo,What's the best German joke you know?,Ich auch danke
2201,truth yo,What's the best German joke you know?,"Mate, German humor is no laughing matter."
2202,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,What's your dream country to travel to? 
2203,Truth!,What's your dream country to travel to? ,This is tough. Perhaps Greenland.
2204,What's your dream country to travel to? ,This is tough. Perhaps Greenland.,"Yeah, that's on my list as well. Stunning. "
2205,This is tough. Perhaps Greenland.,"Yeah, that's on my list as well. Stunning. ",It's so crazy that it's so empty looking. It's huge.
2206,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,Which celebrity would you enjoy having a scotch and cigar with and discuss the world? 
2207,Truth,Which celebrity would you enjoy having a scotch and cigar with and discuss the world? ,Bo Burnham. I hear he's a nice guy and is pretty relatable
2208,Which celebrity would you enjoy having a scotch and cigar with and discuss the world? ,Bo Burnham. I hear he's a nice guy and is pretty relatable,"Excellent pick. He seems very realistic and down-to-earth, I'd have gone with him too. "
2209,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,Would you 69 with James Franco? 
2210,Truth,Would you 69 with James Franco? ,"As much as I want to say yes for the story, would be hard to do since we both have penises"
2211,Would you 69 with James Franco? ,"As much as I want to say yes for the story, would be hard to do since we both have penises",Men can 69 too! 
2212,Would you 69 with James Franco? ,"As much as I want to say yes for the story, would be hard to do since we both have penises",Ah the good ol L7
2213,"As much as I want to say yes for the story, would be hard to do since we both have penises",Ah the good ol L7,*L7* Weenie
2214,Ah the good ol L7,*L7* Weenie,Holy shit is that why it's called that?
2215,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,Who is your celebrity crush? 
2216,Truth!,Who is your celebrity crush? ,Gotta be Anna Kendrick.
2217,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,What's your best asset? 
2218,Truth!,What's your best asset? ,Honestly? I'm a generous lover.
2219,What's your best asset? ,Honestly? I'm a generous lover.,"That made me get the Spice Girls in my head. Don't ask me how or why, but thanks. "
2220,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Dare but you will have to wait tomorrow, as I'm already in my bed.",Reply by typing with your nose.
2221,"Dare but you will have to wait tomorrow, as I'm already in my bed.",Reply by typing with your nose.,"dd it in the other comment asv well.
god it takes time and my neck hurts"
2222,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,worst thing you have ever done to a pet.
2223,Truth!,worst thing you have ever done to a pet.,"Probably accidently stood on my cats paw, felt so bad for it :( "
2224,worst thing you have ever done to a pet.,"Probably accidently stood on my cats paw, felt so bad for it :( ",ohh no! iv'e done the same so i feel for ya.
2225,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,When is the last time you told someone you loved them?
2226,Truth!,When is the last time you told someone you loved them?,New Year's Eve.
2227,When is the last time you told someone you loved them?,New Year's Eve.,"Cool. Just curious, was it your SO? Makes sense for NYE"
2228,New Year's Eve.,"Cool. Just curious, was it your SO? Makes sense for NYE","Nope, it was all family members."
2229,"Cool. Just curious, was it your SO? Makes sense for NYE","Nope, it was all family members.",Even better
2230,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,Worst and best game you ever played? 
2231,Truth,Worst and best game you ever played? ,"I'll take best as in feels:
Katawa shoujo
Worst:
Bad rats"
2232,Worst and best game you ever played? ,"I'll take best as in feels:
Katawa shoujo
Worst:
Bad rats","Bad Rats GOTY 00, 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 2010!!, 2011, 2031 and 132 A.D."
2233,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth for me too please :),What would you change in your life if you could ?
2234,Truth for me too please :),What would you change in your life if you could ?,I would make myself better at continuing conversations with people I don't know that well.
2235,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,When was the last time you watched porn ?
2236,Truth,When was the last time you watched porn ?,2 or 3 days ago.
2237,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,I choose truth.,"Who would win in a fight between you and your SO?  
If no SO, your crush/best friend."
2238,I choose truth.,"Who would win in a fight between you and your SO?  
If no SO, your crush/best friend.",What if I don't have any of those? (I don't)
2239,"Who would win in a fight between you and your SO?  
If no SO, your crush/best friend.",What if I don't have any of those? (I don't),Your pet?
2240,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,What do you like about Donald Trump ?
2241,Truth!,What do you like about Donald Trump ?,The fact that he put Elon Musk was put on the advisory council. Truth or dare? :)
2242,What do you like about Donald Trump ?,The fact that he put Elon Musk was put on the advisory council. Truth or dare? :),"Didn't know that, that's really good. 

I'll go for a truth!"
2243,Truth!,What do you like about Donald Trump ?,His kids are okay
2244,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Im game, truth.",What is the last message that you sent ?
2245,"Im game, truth.",What is the last message that you sent ?,No trabajo hoy?
2246,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,Weed or alcohol?
2247,Truth!,Weed or alcohol?,Alcohol for me
2248,Weed or alcohol?,Alcohol for me,Same!
2249,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth! Let's go,Have you ever had a fantasy about a Disney character?
2250,Truth! Let's go,Have you ever had a fantasy about a Disney character?,Yes. Minnie Mouse has that cake
2251,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Can I still join the bandwagon and pick truth? :D ,What is your guilty pleasure?
2252,Can I still join the bandwagon and pick truth? :D ,What is your guilty pleasure?,"Recently, Mystic Messenger, a Korean otome game. Basically a dating sim but with story. "
2253,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Can I still join the bandwagon and pick truth? :D ,what do you miss the most from your childhood?
2254,Can I still join the bandwagon and pick truth? :D ,what do you miss the most from your childhood?,Being able to play like one and not worry about a whole lot of things. 
2255,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"not too late am I?

Truth! (cos I'm a wuss)",how many plants do you have?
2256,"not too late am I?

Truth! (cos I'm a wuss)",how many plants do you have?,none! Though I've been looking to grow some chillies for cooking with
2257,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Moar truths please! ,"The age old question:

Boobs, butts, ~~or a Beats sponsor~~? "
2258,Moar truths please! ,"The age old question:

Boobs, butts, ~~or a Beats sponsor~~? ","Butts!! I adore a nice, small, firm butt &lt;3

I also like small boobs tho (small A-Bs). "
2259,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,What's the most unpopular opinion you have?
2260,Truth,What's the most unpopular opinion you have?,Unpopular on reddit or unpopular to the general public?
2261,What's the most unpopular opinion you have?,Unpopular on reddit or unpopular to the general public?,"hmm, lets make this interesting. Unpopular on reddit."
2262,Unpopular on reddit or unpopular to the general public?,"hmm, lets make this interesting. Unpopular on reddit.",I don't like dank memes
2263,"hmm, lets make this interesting. Unpopular on reddit.",I don't like dank memes,"you mean, you like UNDANK memes?!"
2264,I don't like dank memes,"you mean, you like UNDANK memes?!","If you wanna word it that way, I'm just not much of a meme-er"
2265,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth! :D,"Pourrais-tu embrasser ton père si cela te ferait gagner 10,000 dollars ? "
2266,Truth! :D,"Pourrais-tu embrasser ton père si cela te ferait gagner 10,000 dollars ? ","Avec la langue non, sans oui!"
2267,"Pourrais-tu embrasser ton père si cela te ferait gagner 10,000 dollars ? ","Avec la langue non, sans oui!",Bonne réponse !! Je vais quand-même la montrer à ton père ;) 
2268,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,I'll take truth.,"In your opinion, what's your greatest accomplishment?"
2269,I'll take truth.,"In your opinion, what's your greatest accomplishment?",I got married and have 3 kids. It's pretty sweet.
2270,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,i'll pick truth,secret fetish?
2271,i'll pick truth,secret fetish?,Pegging 
2272,secret fetish?,Pegging ,yeesh
2273,Pegging ,yeesh,I'm bisexual anyway
2274,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,TRUTH,something no one knows about you 
2275,TRUTH,something no one knows about you ,I sit down in the shower 
2276,something no one knows about you ,I sit down in the shower ,:o
2277,something no one knows about you ,I sit down in the shower ,So bare butt on the floor while you're in the shower??
2278,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"I'll take truth for 500, Alex.",You like bread?
2279,"I'll take truth for 500, Alex.",You like bread?,"Of course, who doesn't like bread"
2280,You like bread?,"Of course, who doesn't like bread",How about wet bread?
2281,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,I pick... Truth!,Has your username ever worked or come in handy?
2282,I pick... Truth!,Has your username ever worked or come in handy?,A few jokes and a few google image results. I've only had one legitimate response.
2283,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,"If you had a memoir, what would it be titled?"
2284,Truth!,"If you had a memoir, what would it be titled?","The Endless Cycle
Memoirs from the mind of a troubled youth."
2285,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,What's the story behind your username?
2286,Truth!,What's the story behind your username?,[removed]
2287,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,Those nights you just can't seem to fall asleep...what keeps you up?
2288,Truth!,Those nights you just can't seem to fall asleep...what keeps you up?,Yarn stuck between my teeth. I usually fall asleep reasonably quickly. 
2289,Those nights you just can't seem to fall asleep...what keeps you up?,Yarn stuck between my teeth. I usually fall asleep reasonably quickly. ,"Fairly impressive...most people have things that bug them forever, your turn to ask..."
2290,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Truth me, come one come all. ",Would you trade 10 years of your life for a super-power of your choice?
2291,"Truth me, come one come all. ",Would you trade 10 years of your life for a super-power of your choice?,"Yes,  no question. "
2292,Would you trade 10 years of your life for a super-power of your choice?,"Yes,  no question. ",Which superpower would you choose?
2293,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth! ,What do you want right now more than anything in the world?
2294,Truth! ,What do you want right now more than anything in the world?,My exgirlfriend back! 
2295,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,I pick truth and don't hold back,What's one thing you hate about your home state that instantly irritates you?
2296,I pick truth and don't hold back,What's one thing you hate about your home state that instantly irritates you?,All the fucking drug addicts 
2297,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,I pick truth and don't hold back,What's the most depraved thing you've ever done?
2298,I pick truth and don't hold back,What's the most depraved thing you've ever done?,Got in a fist fight with my dad
2299,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,TRUTH,What's the most childish thing you still do as an adult?
2300,TRUTH,What's the most childish thing you still do as an adult?,I still listen to Blink 182 a lot.  I also pick my nose a lot.  
2301,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,Tenacious Pee? I have to ask...story behind it?
2302,Truth!,Tenacious Pee? I have to ask...story behind it?,I like Tenacious D so I thought Pee would be funny. Nothing more or less im afraid.
2303,Tenacious Pee? I have to ask...story behind it?,I like Tenacious D so I thought Pee would be funny. Nothing more or less im afraid.,"Fair enough, funny is important! Your turn"
2304,I like Tenacious D so I thought Pee would be funny. Nothing more or less im afraid.,"Fair enough, funny is important! Your turn",What's the story to yours?
2305,"Fair enough, funny is important! Your turn",What's the story to yours?,"Long...long time Tolkien geek. It just means ""Shadow"" in Elven..."
2306,What's the story to yours?,"Long...long time Tolkien geek. It just means ""Shadow"" in Elven...",Oh cool I've always wanted to real LOTR 
2307,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Truth, if you'd please.",Why's something you've never told anyone before?
2308,"Truth, if you'd please.",Why's something you've never told anyone before?,I can't really think of anything... except that I used to be a pagan. :p
2309,Why's something you've never told anyone before?,I can't really think of anything... except that I used to be a pagan. :p,"That's kind of cool, what are you now?"
2310,I can't really think of anything... except that I used to be a pagan. :p,"That's kind of cool, what are you now?","Atheist. To be fair, I never was really practicing, but it's never something I told anyone. :p"
2311,"That's kind of cool, what are you now?","Atheist. To be fair, I never was really practicing, but it's never something I told anyone. :p","Oh hey, atheist buddy. "
2312,"Atheist. To be fair, I never was really practicing, but it's never something I told anyone. :p","Oh hey, atheist buddy. ","Hi. :p

"
2313,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth please ,What's the last thing you destroyed? 
2314,Truth please ,What's the last thing you destroyed? ,I think it was a mug that I dropped 
2315,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Truth, please. Thanks.",What's your best friends darkest secret?
2316,"Truth, please. Thanks.",What's your best friends darkest secret?,"She sneaked out to party, almost got assaulted. 

~~i'm sorry, bff.~~"
2317,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Dare. Try meh,This could be very good or very bad for you. Shotgun a beer.
2318,Dare. Try meh,This could be very good or very bad for you. Shotgun a beer.,"Right now im thinking of just posting a picture of my hair
"
2319,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth :),What's the longest session of gaming you have ever done? (Assuming you play video games)
2320,Truth :),What's the longest session of gaming you have ever done? (Assuming you play video games),Probably a CIV marathon around 10 hours. Multiplayer is slooow...
2321,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Ooh ooh if anyone is still around here I'll take a truth! ,What keeps you up at night when you can't sleep?
2322,Ooh ooh if anyone is still around here I'll take a truth! ,What keeps you up at night when you can't sleep?,[removed]
2323,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Sorry for being cowardly, but I'd like a truth if anyone is lurking around the new section.","Do you have any phobias, if so what are they?"
2324,"Sorry for being cowardly, but I'd like a truth if anyone is lurking around the new section.","Do you have any phobias, if so what are they?","Not on the level of a phobia, but I am morbidly afraid of bees."
2325,"Do you have any phobias, if so what are they?","Not on the level of a phobia, but I am morbidly afraid of bees.",Have you ever been stung? Are you allergic?
2326,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Are we still playing? If so, I'll pick truth",What is your favorite cartoon duck?
2327,"Are we still playing? If so, I'll pick truth",What is your favorite cartoon duck?,I'd have to go with Scrooge McDuck
2328,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth pls,What is your kink?
2329,Truth pls,What is your kink?,"Hmmm, rough stuff, like leaving marks rough, I like to feel bruised the next day."
2330,What is your kink?,"Hmmm, rough stuff, like leaving marks rough, I like to feel bruised the next day.",Oof. I like you. 
2331,"Hmmm, rough stuff, like leaving marks rough, I like to feel bruised the next day.",Oof. I like you. ,"I like me too, truth again"
2332,Oof. I like you. ,"I like me too, truth again",Have you ever posted nudes?
2333,"I like me too, truth again",Have you ever posted nudes?,"Yeah, early on"
2334,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth ,"If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be?"
2335,Truth ,"If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be?",My introvertism
2336,"If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be?",My introvertism,"Mm, yeah I can feel that. I'm a introvert too haha. I kind of like it though."
2337,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Dare,"If you live in a city with it, go to a DayBreaker dance party. "
2338,Dare,"If you live in a city with it, go to a DayBreaker dance party. ","That looks dope, but there's none around where I live sadly."
2339,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,**Truth**,"If you were to die right now, what one thing would you regret not having gotten to do?"
2340,**Truth**,"If you were to die right now, what one thing would you regret not having gotten to do?",Travelling more
2341,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,What is the most shameful thing you have ever masturbated to?
2342,Truth!,What is the most shameful thing you have ever masturbated to?,"Probably, someone I knows facebook."
2343,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,truth?,What is your biggest fear?
2344,truth?,What is your biggest fear?,"Sorry, fell asleep before I saw your post. 

I would say not fulfilling potential, I suppose. "
2345,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,Do you prefer cats or dogs?
2346,Truth!,Do you prefer cats or dogs?,"Cats, I suppose. That's a tough one though. "
2347,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"I'll take truth, but nothing too personal please.",What is the best song you have heard in the last week?
2348,"I'll take truth, but nothing too personal please.",What is the best song you have heard in the last week?,"""bounce back"" by big Sean "
2349,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth.,If you were a chess piece which piece would you be?
2350,Truth.,If you were a chess piece which piece would you be?,"Great question! I'd be a Knight: Very useful and versatile but not very straightforward. 

"
2351,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,What is the dish you are best at cooking?
2352,Truth,What is the dish you are best at cooking?,"Well I've only just started to get into cooking.

So far, I'd say maybe an eggs benedict?"
2353,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,"If you could make the world a fantasy world (with dragons, magic, etc), would you?"
2354,Truth,"If you could make the world a fantasy world (with dragons, magic, etc), would you?","If it's like Skyrim then sure, why not. I'd love to be able to scale a mountain with a horse."
2355,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,I guess I'll hang with the other latecomers- truth me,"Do you have any odd habits, if so what are they?"
2356,I guess I'll hang with the other latecomers- truth me,"Do you have any odd habits, if so what are they?","Too difficult, I pass."
2357,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Dare. Note that it's 10 PM and dark outside.,Moon the window.
2358,Dare. Note that it's 10 PM and dark outside.,Moon the window.,I would but my dad is on the couch and my mom and brother are both awake.
2359,Moon the window.,I would but my dad is on the couch and my mom and brother are both awake.,"Sometime this week, wake up up early and make your parents breakfast in bed"
2360,I would but my dad is on the couch and my mom and brother are both awake.,"Sometime this week, wake up up early and make your parents breakfast in bed","I can sorta do the breakfast part, but the bed part probably won't happen."
2361,"Sometime this week, wake up up early and make your parents breakfast in bed","I can sorta do the breakfast part, but the bed part probably won't happen.",Awesome!
2362,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Dare. Note that it's 10 PM and dark outside.,Attempt to teach your mother how to twerk. Bonus points if you can capture proof.
2363,Dare. Note that it's 10 PM and dark outside.,Attempt to teach your mother how to twerk. Bonus points if you can capture proof.,"Oh jesus christ. She knows this stuff, she works at a school."
2364,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,Do you identify more as an ant or a flea?
2365,Truth,Do you identify more as an ant or a flea?,"Flea definitely, you?"
2366,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"I'll play if it's not too late, truth!!",Where is your favourite place?
2367,"I'll play if it's not too late, truth!!",Where is your favourite place?,"Shenandoah National Park, or Captiva Island "
2368,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,What size bed do you sleep in and do you share it?
2369,Truth,What size bed do you sleep in and do you share it?,Twin and I wish.
2370,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"If we're still going, truth!",Do you have any pets if so what are they and their names?
2371,"If we're still going, truth!",Do you have any pets if so what are they and their names?,No pets :(
2372,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,What is a phobia you have?
2373,Truth!,What is a phobia you have?,The biggest phobia I have is death. It's always lurking in the back of my mind.
2374,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,If this is still going I'd like to say dare,Go for a job tomorrow morning!
2375,If this is still going I'd like to say dare,Go for a job tomorrow morning!,Sophomore in high school with too many sports and classes to keep up with a job sorry
2376,Go for a job tomorrow morning!,Sophomore in high school with too many sports and classes to keep up with a job sorry,"I meant jog, sorry :/

Actually kinda feel bad about that typo. "
2377,Sophomore in high school with too many sports and classes to keep up with a job sorry,"I meant jog, sorry :/

Actually kinda feel bad about that typo. ",Oh ok I will if I remember but I can't guarantee I will
2378,"I meant jog, sorry :/

Actually kinda feel bad about that typo. ",Oh ok I will if I remember but I can't guarantee I will,I mean you seem like a pretty fit guy so you'll be fine without the extra exercise anyways :p
2379,Oh ok I will if I remember but I can't guarantee I will,I mean you seem like a pretty fit guy so you'll be fine without the extra exercise anyways :p,Yeah probably I have practice like every day anyway
2380,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Hit me with a truth.,Do you play video games? if so what is your poison?
2381,Hit me with a truth.,Do you play video games? if so what is your poison?,"I'd say anything that involves heavy, repetitive grinding."
2382,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,What is something you are way too old for but do anyways? 
2383,Truth!,What is something you are way too old for but do anyways? ,Call my mom when I'm sad :( 
2384,What is something you are way too old for but do anyways? ,Call my mom when I'm sad :( ,IMHO that doesn't sound like something you're ever too old for :)
2385,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Gimme a nice cold truth,Do you drink if you do what is your drink of choice?
2386,Gimme a nice cold truth,Do you drink if you do what is your drink of choice?,Ha I don't normally drink but my go to is usually just crown
2387,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Dare! 
Please dare me anything!!",Send a picture of a platypus to one of your friends with no context or explanation.
2388,"Dare! 
Please dare me anything!!",Send a picture of a platypus to one of your friends with no context or explanation.,I'll let you know how she responds to the picture.
2389,Send a picture of a platypus to one of your friends with no context or explanation.,I'll let you know how she responds to the picture.,Looking forward to it! 
2390,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,What's the worst pick up line you've ever heard?
2391,Truth!,What's the worst pick up line you've ever heard?,Your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet bowl.
2392,What's the worst pick up line you've ever heard?,Your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet bowl.,That's a winner.
2393,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth. ,Fight an army of duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?
2394,Truth. ,Fight an army of duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?,I think I can outrun a big duck chasing me.  
2395,Fight an army of duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?,I think I can outrun a big duck chasing me.  ,Could you out run it forever?
2396,I think I can outrun a big duck chasing me.  ,Could you out run it forever?,No :(
2397,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth. ,Who inspires you?
2398,Truth. ,Who inspires you?,Silvio Santos and JK Rowling. 
2399,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth please 😆,Which of your senses would you be willing to lose tomorrow?
2400,Truth please 😆,Which of your senses would you be willing to lose tomorrow?,"Oh god. I actually don't know. Either sight or hearing,  I'm not sure."
2401,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"A bit late, but hmu with dat truth",If you could travel to one place for free where would you go?
2402,"A bit late, but hmu with dat truth",If you could travel to one place for free where would you go?,"Well I think it'd be Denmark. I used to live there, and I'd really like to go back."
2403,If you could travel to one place for free where would you go?,"Well I think it'd be Denmark. I used to live there, and I'd really like to go back.","When did you move away?
"
2404,"Well I think it'd be Denmark. I used to live there, and I'd really like to go back.","When did you move away?
","About 3.5 years ago. Mom died, Dad remarried, and moved to the USA."
2405,"When did you move away?
","About 3.5 years ago. Mom died, Dad remarried, and moved to the USA.",ahhh okay :/ that's tough. 
2406,"About 3.5 years ago. Mom died, Dad remarried, and moved to the USA.",ahhh okay :/ that's tough. ,"It happened. I try not to think about it too much, and We're okay for the most part now."
2407,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,gimme a dare,Get banned from a subreddit and post proof
2408,gimme a dare,Get banned from a subreddit and post proof,Any subreddit? 
2409,Get banned from a subreddit and post proof,Any subreddit? ,Yessir
2410,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,I'll take a Truth.,What is one thing you find interesting that not many people know about?
2411,I'll take a Truth.,What is one thing you find interesting that not many people know about?,"Q-Tips were originally called Baby Gays.

Truth or Dare?"
2412,What is one thing you find interesting that not many people know about?,"Q-Tips were originally called Baby Gays.

Truth or Dare?",Truth!
2413,"Q-Tips were originally called Baby Gays.

Truth or Dare?",Truth!,"Have you ever told someone a lie to make them feel better? If so, what was it?"
2414,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Not sure what I'm getting myself into here, but I choose Truth.",What event in the last week has made you the happiest?
2415,"Not sure what I'm getting myself into here, but I choose Truth.",What event in the last week has made you the happiest?,"I got into the band Television. Not the most exciting answer, but certainly some exciting music."
2416,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth because I'm a babyyyy,What is your pet peeve about people you live with?
2417,Truth because I'm a babyyyy,What is your pet peeve about people you live with?,Inability to stay focused
2418,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Dare me brah,I dare you to paint your nails and post a photo to /r/lacqueristas.
2419,Dare me brah,I dare you to paint your nails and post a photo to /r/lacqueristas.,Ahahaha I'll edit this tomorrow morning when I do it
2420,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth I suppose,What's your least favorite food?
2421,Truth I suppose,What's your least favorite food?,Cheeseballs.  God I almost vomitted eating them once.  
2422,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,What did you want to be when you were young?
2423,Truth,What did you want to be when you were young?,Race car driver
2424,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth please!,Is there a part of your personality or an interest that you hide from those around you?
2425,Truth please!,Is there a part of your personality or an interest that you hide from those around you?,How about you? Truth? Dare?
2426,Is there a part of your personality or an interest that you hide from those around you?,How about you? Truth? Dare?,Sorry fell asleep haha I will go for a truth if you still want to give one :) 
2427,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Hit me with a truth,Would you want to grow wings if you were the only person with wings?
2428,Hit me with a truth,Would you want to grow wings if you were the only person with wings?,Depends. Would they look really ugly? Would I be able to easily conceal them??
2429,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Dare,Share a screen shot of your search history. 
2430,Dare,Share a screen shot of your search history. ,Will do in one hour when I get home 👍🏽
2431,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,Eat a large spoonful of a combination of your choice of condiments. 
2432,Truth!,Eat a large spoonful of a combination of your choice of condiments. ,Sweet Baby Rays with some A1!
2433,Eat a large spoonful of a combination of your choice of condiments. ,Sweet Baby Rays with some A1!,Alright! That's less disgusting than I'd anticipated. 
2434,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,I'll try a truth if anyone is still here,Would you throw a newborn kitten into a pool of alligators for 100 bucks cash?
2435,I'll try a truth if anyone is still here,Would you throw a newborn kitten into a pool of alligators for 100 bucks cash?,100 isn't enough for that. I would need quite a bit more than that.
2436,Would you throw a newborn kitten into a pool of alligators for 100 bucks cash?,100 isn't enough for that. I would need quite a bit more than that.,175?
2437,100 isn't enough for that. I would need quite a bit more than that.,175?,I could buy dozens of stuff with that kind of money! DOZENS!
2438,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Is this still goin? Truth for sure!!,Who was your first nemesis?
2439,Is this still goin? Truth for sure!!,Who was your first nemesis?,"People who leave dog poop on sidewalks!!!!! Mortal enemies, all of em"
2440,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,I PICK DARE.,I dare you make a point of telling a coworker that they do a good job on your next shift.
2441,I PICK DARE.,I dare you make a point of telling a coworker that they do a good job on your next shift.,I'm unemployed :(
2442,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,If anyone's still here....dare?,I dare you to drink an entire glass of water.
2443,If anyone's still here....dare?,I dare you to drink an entire glass of water.,Done!
2444,I dare you to drink an entire glass of water.,Done!,"You did the thing!

I'll gladly take a truth or dare from you."
2445,Done!,"You did the thing!

I'll gladly take a truth or dare from you.","Your turn now....


Guilty pleasure porn genre?"
2446,"You did the thing!

I'll gladly take a truth or dare from you.","Your turn now....


Guilty pleasure porn genre?",I'll pm you because people I know may know my username.
2447,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth! ,Why did you steal your boyfriend's brain?
2448,Truth! ,Why did you steal your boyfriend's brain?,"Because he'd let me roleplay with him!

Truth or dare?"
2449,Why did you steal your boyfriend's brain?,"Because he'd let me roleplay with him!

Truth or dare?","Wait...like D&amp;D or sexy funtimes?

I'll take a truth."
2450,"Because he'd let me roleplay with him!

Truth or dare?","Wait...like D&amp;D or sexy funtimes?

I'll take a truth.","A very tasteful mix of the two.

Why are you deciding not to stay in your same spot?"
2451,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"If there's still any activity, lemme get a dare. ay",Post a pic of the view from your front door. 
2452,"If there's still any activity, lemme get a dare. ay",Post a pic of the view from your front door. ,I'll take one in the morning so you can actually see haha because it's midnight here
2453,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"What the hell, Truth.",What was your first crush like?
2454,"What the hell, Truth.",What was your first crush like?,"Real life crush, or fictional media crush? "
2455,What was your first crush like?,"Real life crush, or fictional media crush? ",Both!
2456,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Is this thing still going?  Anyone want to truth me?,Which President would you hook up with if you had to?
2457,Is this thing still going?  Anyone want to truth me?,Which President would you hook up with if you had to?,I think you know..
2458,Which President would you hook up with if you had to?,I think you know..,( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2459,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Are we still doing this?

Truth! ",What's the most embarrassing thing you did recently?
2460,"Are we still doing this?

Truth! ",What's the most embarrassing thing you did recently?,"Answering this without an alt account. 

Answering the pizza guy in briefs also counts? "
2461,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth ,How long was the layover?
2462,Truth ,How long was the layover?,"Around 10 times a year, anywhere between 4 to 9 Hours each"
2463,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,Would you rather wear speedos or socks and sandals on the beach?
2464,Truth,Would you rather wear speedos or socks and sandals on the beach?,"Socks and Sandals
"
2465,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Dare,Text your crush and ask her out.
2466,Dare,Text your crush and ask her out.,Well.. Im married lol
2467,Text your crush and ask her out.,Well.. Im married lol,That went well.
2468,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Dare,Post a picture of yourself in as little clothing as possible
2469,Dare,Post a picture of yourself in as little clothing as possible,username checks out
2470,Post a picture of yourself in as little clothing as possible,username checks out,[removed]
2471,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,I pick truth!,What should you be doing instead of redditing?
2472,I pick truth!,What should you be doing instead of redditing?,"Sleeping, haha ours 5 am, but can't sleep so :/ "
2473,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth yo!,Would you rather have a cayenne pepper flavored toothpaste or peppermint flavored salsa?
2474,Truth yo!,Would you rather have a cayenne pepper flavored toothpaste or peppermint flavored salsa?,"The toothpaste for sure, you'd spice up your day every morning!"
2475,Would you rather have a cayenne pepper flavored toothpaste or peppermint flavored salsa?,"The toothpaste for sure, you'd spice up your day every morning!",Nice. I'll take truth as well.
2476,"The toothpaste for sure, you'd spice up your day every morning!",Nice. I'll take truth as well.,Where's the weirdest place you've been naked?
2477,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth?,Tits or ass?
2478,Truth?,Tits or ass?,Um... tits. Small(er). Nothing so large I can't handle. 
2479,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth because I'm too tired to do a dare. ,Why aren't you in bed?
2480,Truth because I'm too tired to do a dare. ,Why aren't you in bed?,I was on the phone with my boyfriend about to go to sleep. 
2481,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth me!,Worst you've ever been embarrassed by a family member.
2482,Truth me!,Worst you've ever been embarrassed by a family member.,"Pantsed, underwear and all, during happy birthday song at my 8th birthday by my little brother."
2483,Worst you've ever been embarrassed by a family member.,"Pantsed, underwear and all, during happy birthday song at my 8th birthday by my little brother.",Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
2484,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,truth ,Would you drink piss or eat poo?
2485,truth ,Would you drink piss or eat poo?,no
2486,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Wow, this got a lot of responses... No one replied last thread in this sub... Truth ",Who is the person you personally know you wish we're dead already?
2487,"Wow, this got a lot of responses... No one replied last thread in this sub... Truth ",Who is the person you personally know you wish we're dead already?,I'm happy to report I don't wish anyone dead. Personally known or otherwise... 
2488,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Dare!,Send your mom a dick pick
2489,Dare!,Send your mom a dick pick,u fkin wot
2490,Send your mom a dick pick,u fkin wot,Want something less intense
2491,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"If people are still playing, I'm down for truths.",This is my last one for the night. Biggest regret?
2492,"If people are still playing, I'm down for truths.",This is my last one for the night. Biggest regret?,Ignoring my gut instinct about the guy who asked me out and ended up raping me.
2493,This is my last one for the night. Biggest regret?,Ignoring my gut instinct about the guy who asked me out and ended up raping me.,What a fucking piece of shit. Are you doing better?
2494,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Oh snap, is it too late? I'll take dare for 100.",Eat a teaspoon of cinnamon. No water.
2495,"Oh snap, is it too late? I'll take dare for 100.",Eat a teaspoon of cinnamon. No water.,If they took that dare than they haven't responded because your dare murdered them. 😔
2496,Eat a teaspoon of cinnamon. No water.,If they took that dare than they haven't responded because your dare murdered them. 😔,Got a new born in the house so all my time is spend feeding her and changing diapers.
2497,"Oh snap, is it too late? I'll take dare for 100.",Eat a teaspoon of cinnamon. No water.,"Late reply here but, no cinnamon in the house."
2498,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Can I get some truth up in here,Why not pick a dare?
2499,Can I get some truth up in here,Why not pick a dare?,Truth just seems less troublesome. Kinda in a lazy mood today.
2500,Why not pick a dare?,Truth just seems less troublesome. Kinda in a lazy mood today.,"eh, I can relate"
2501,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"I'll go either, you tell me Truth or Dare and I'll do it. ",Post a picture of your pet! preferably a dog.
2502,"I'll go either, you tell me Truth or Dare and I'll do it. ",Post a picture of your pet! preferably a dog.,"I don't have a pet, what can I substitute with?"
2503,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,When was the last time you talked to any of your family?
2504,Truth,When was the last time you talked to any of your family?,"Gee I talked to my work family today!

No fuck all that I think yesterday I talked to my aunt"
2505,When was the last time you talked to any of your family?,"Gee I talked to my work family today!

No fuck all that I think yesterday I talked to my aunt",Nice! Family can be important
2506,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Hmm...I like this game.

I'll take dare.",Do you like dogs?
2507,"Hmm...I like this game.

I'll take dare.",Do you like dogs?,I have 3 dogs...so...yes?
2508,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth me babby,dogs or cats? why?
2509,Truth me babby,dogs or cats? why?,Dogs. I'm allergic to all cats but not all dogs
2510,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Let's have a go then, truth.",Do you miss anyone right now?
2511,"Let's have a go then, truth.",Do you miss anyone right now?,"I do. I have a LDR, so I tend to miss them a lot."
2512,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,What was the last thing you stole?
2513,Truth,What was the last thing you stole?,food from the freezer that was actually designated for my brother.
2514,What was the last thing you stole?,food from the freezer that was actually designated for my brother.,You will make a good warlord and president 
2515,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,have you ever eaten your nail trimmings?
2516,Truth!,have you ever eaten your nail trimmings?,I have never eaten my nail trimmings 
2517,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Hit me with a truth,"if you could go to NYC Comic con for free, but it had to be in drag, would you go?"
2518,Hit me with a truth,"if you could go to NYC Comic con for free, but it had to be in drag, would you go?",depends. How drag-y?
2519,"if you could go to NYC Comic con for free, but it had to be in drag, would you go?",depends. How drag-y?,no one would know you were a guy.
2520,depends. How drag-y?,no one would know you were a guy.,"Will someone pay for my travel expenses? I'm from Australia, after all. If so, then yeah why not"
2521,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Dare me, go on, I dare you",Put up a selfie on /r/roastme
2522,"Dare me, go on, I dare you",Put up a selfie on /r/roastme,Hahahahahaha alright 
2523,Put up a selfie on /r/roastme,Hahahahahaha alright ,Please deliver 
2524,Hahahahahaha alright ,Please deliver ,I'll do it when I'm in a better mood and probably in the morning 
2525,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,if you were going to comic con....but had to go in drag would you?
2526,Truth!,if you were going to comic con....but had to go in drag would you?,"Well, I'm not that into comic con and the likes, so I'd go for no, not worth it."
2527,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth?,How many pictures of food do you have on your camera roll?
2528,Truth?,How many pictures of food do you have on your camera roll?,2
2529,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,I'll choose a truth!,What is your favorite Disney movie?
2530,I'll choose a truth!,What is your favorite Disney movie?,[removed]
2531,I'll choose a truth!,What is your favorite Disney movie?,Pirates of The Caribbean!
2532,What is your favorite Disney movie?,Pirates of The Caribbean!,I always forget that Disney did those 
2533,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Dare me motherfucker. I may end up regretting this but oh well. ,Do a handstand
2534,Dare me motherfucker. I may end up regretting this but oh well. ,Do a handstand,I literally can't do that. Would you change it to something else? 
2535,Do a handstand,I literally can't do that. Would you change it to something else? ,"Uhh, do those weird chair pushups... the ones with your legs on the chair."
2536,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth.,Have you ever been knocked out or lost consciousness? What was your experience?
2537,Truth.,Have you ever been knocked out or lost consciousness? What was your experience?,"Interesting question. Never had that experience though, sorry. :("
2538,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,I'm feeling courageous. Dare.,Post a screenshot of your internet history
2539,I'm feeling courageous. Dare.,Post a screenshot of your internet history,Um.... All of it?
2540,Post a screenshot of your internet history,Um.... All of it?,Or just the most recent
2541,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,Would you suck your dad's dick for a million bucks?
2542,Truth,Would you suck your dad's dick for a million bucks?,Nope. Anotha one..
2543,Would you suck your dad's dick for a million bucks?,Nope. Anotha one..,"Was there a ""one who got away""? "
2544,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,How long is your penis/how wide is your butthole?
2545,Truth,How long is your penis/how wide is your butthole?,"5.5-6, honestly I wouldn't know how to measure my butthole"
2546,How long is your penis/how wide is your butthole?,"5.5-6, honestly I wouldn't know how to measure my butthole",Put a ruler in it
2547,"5.5-6, honestly I wouldn't know how to measure my butthole",Put a ruler in it,"But I still can't see it
"
2548,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,When's the last time you are a whole bag of chips in one sitting?
2549,Truth!,When's the last time you are a whole bag of chips in one sitting?,Haha. Probably like 2 weeks ago!
2550,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,This still going on? Dare!,Leave a banana in front of your neighbors door and take a picture of it
2551,This still going on? Dare!,Leave a banana in front of your neighbors door and take a picture of it,I don't have a banana :( 
2552,Leave a banana in front of your neighbors door and take a picture of it,I don't have a banana :( ,Any small fruit/vegetable
2553,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Don't know if the thread is still active, but I'm picking truth! ","Is there any object or possession that you still have,  since you've been a child?"
2554,"Don't know if the thread is still active, but I'm picking truth! ","Is there any object or possession that you still have,  since you've been a child?",I still have the very same stuffed animal that my parents were gifted after my birth.
2555,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Lets go dare!!,I dare you to kill 7 1/2 people
2556,Lets go dare!!,I dare you to kill 7 1/2 people,"Where can I find half a person, let alone seven of them?"
2557,I dare you to kill 7 1/2 people,"Where can I find half a person, let alone seven of them?",Hey man that's your problem
2558,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth?,What is your favorite type of pepperoni pizza?
2559,Truth?,What is your favorite type of pepperoni pizza?,Chiruo
2560,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Dared truth, pls",tell us your darkest sexual fantasy. that's a daring truth if i ever saw one.
2561,"Dared truth, pls",tell us your darkest sexual fantasy. that's a daring truth if i ever saw one.,Dying during autoerotic asphyxiation
2562,tell us your darkest sexual fantasy. that's a daring truth if i ever saw one.,Dying during autoerotic asphyxiation,"ohh, that's a dark one!"
2563,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Alright lets do truth!,Have you ever experimented with drugs?
2564,Alright lets do truth!,Have you ever experimented with drugs?,"No, unless we count antidepressants."
2565,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Looks like I might be too late, but I'd do a truth.",what question do you secretly wish that someone asks you? 
2566,"Looks like I might be too late, but I'd do a truth.",what question do you secretly wish that someone asks you? ,"How I'm doing, I guess? I think I'm a little too lonely for my own good."
2567,what question do you secretly wish that someone asks you? ,"How I'm doing, I guess? I think I'm a little too lonely for my own good.",How *are* you doing?
2568,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,I'll try. dare.,Post a picture of a catapult on r/trebuchetmemes saying it's the best siege weapon of all
2569,I'll try. dare.,Post a picture of a catapult on r/trebuchetmemes saying it's the best siege weapon of all,"&gt;  the best siege weapon of all

done, go check it out"
2570,I'll try. dare.,Post a picture of a catapult on r/trebuchetmemes saying it's the best siege weapon of all,You monster!
2571,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,What is your credit card number?
2572,Truth!,What is your credit card number?,Booo
2573,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,"If you were given a clone, just showed up at your door, what would you do? "
2574,Truth!,"If you were given a clone, just showed up at your door, what would you do? ",Learn to dance 
2575,"If you were given a clone, just showed up at your door, what would you do? ",Learn to dance ,I can dance! Maybe a new step?
2576,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Hit me with a dare yo,I dare you to breath!
2577,Hit me with a dare yo,I dare you to breath!,Shit I have asthma 
2578,I dare you to breath!,Shit I have asthma ,you had one job...
2579,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,Did you just blink?
2580,Truth!,Did you just blink?,Yes! That was easy.
2581,Did you just blink?,Yes! That was easy.,Nice!
2582,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Eh i am bored. Give me a dare,Pluck a pube.
2583,Eh i am bored. Give me a dare,Pluck a pube.,Done. Not fun doing it but a dare is a dare
2584,[Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare?,Is this still going??,Truth or Dare?
2585,Is this still going??,Truth or Dare?,"Dare
"
2586,Can I help you with anything?,"I'm just looking, thanks",Found the introvert. 
2587,"I'm just looking, thanks",Found the introvert. ,"He's not a good enough introvert. You'll never find _me_, though!

&amp;nbsp;

Wait, shit."
2588,Can I help you with anything?,I just wanna talk to someone. ,"Hello there, do you know how the crazy sharks became normal again? "
2589,I just wanna talk to someone. ,"Hello there, do you know how the crazy sharks became normal again? ",The wat? 
2590,"Hello there, do you know how the crazy sharks became normal again? ",The wat? ,"With electro-sharp therapy. Haha, sorry for shark joke. What's up buddy? "
2591,The wat? ,"With electro-sharp therapy. Haha, sorry for shark joke. What's up buddy? ","Nothing so far, trying to get some worldbuilding ideas. "
2592,Can I help you with anything?,"I recently got a ps4, what games do you recommend? ",Not much of a gamer but Overwatch is awesome. 
2593,"I recently got a ps4, what games do you recommend? ",Not much of a gamer but Overwatch is awesome. ,Try Bloodborn! Or Uncharted (Trilogy and the new one) and defenitly The Last of Us Remaster
2594,Not much of a gamer but Overwatch is awesome. ,Try Bloodborn! Or Uncharted (Trilogy and the new one) and defenitly The Last of Us Remaster,Uncharted for sure. Perhaps the least regrettable $90 I've ever spent on video games.
2595,Can I help you with anything?,I'm lonely. Please chat with me.,Hey
2596,I'm lonely. Please chat with me.,Hey,Hi
2597,Hey,Hi,Why are you feeling lonely ? 
2598,Can I help you with anything?,Can you help me find a girl to ask out?,Well then I guess we need to help each other lol. 
2599,Can you help me find a girl to ask out?,Well then I guess we need to help each other lol. ,"Oh boy.

How can I help?"
2600,Well then I guess we need to help each other lol. ,"Oh boy.

How can I help?",Find a girl for me to ask out lol 
2601,"Oh boy.

How can I help?",Find a girl for me to ask out lol ,"Oh, haha, I didn't catch that sorry.

Aww :("
2602,What would you ask from a genie that has offered you one wish?,What are the limitations of the wish?,The usual. Like no wishing for more wishes or creating paradoxes of any kind.
2603,What are the limitations of the wish?,The usual. Like no wishing for more wishes or creating paradoxes of any kind.,I wish for a new genie that will give me unlimited wishes.
2604,What would you ask from a genie that has offered you one wish?,Eliminate debt.,For everyone? :D
2605,Eliminate debt.,For everyone? :D,"Yes, for everyone. No more debt."
2606,What would you ask from a genie that has offered you one wish?,Eliminate debt.,Hello Mr. Robot. 
2607,Eliminate debt.,Hello Mr. Robot. ,???
2608,What would you ask from a genie that has offered you one wish?,World peace without sacrificing individual freedoms.,Very well! World peace by sacrificing mass freedoms it is!
2609,World peace without sacrificing individual freedoms.,Very well! World peace by sacrificing mass freedoms it is!,The hell is a mass freedom?
2610,What are your guilty pleasures in music?,I still listen to some crappy crabcore from time to time.,I had to Google crabcore. I've never heard of it before. 
2611,I still listen to some crappy crabcore from time to time.,I had to Google crabcore. I've never heard of it before. ,It's bands like Attack Attack! and stuff. Metalcore and post-hardcore
2612,What are your guilty pleasures in music?,"Seal - kiss from a rose 

Is my SHIT 
 
",That's nothing to be ashamed of!
2613,"Seal - kiss from a rose 

Is my SHIT 
 
",That's nothing to be ashamed of!,Oh I'm not but that's the closest I have to a guilty pleasure lol 
2614,How many of you actually meet friends on reddit?,"I tried it, but they ended up not replying after a while... 

It is what it is, I suppose. ",why is it do hard :(
2615,"I tried it, but they ended up not replying after a while... 

It is what it is, I suppose. ",why is it do hard :(,Wanna know what else is so hard right now?
2616,why is it do hard :(,Wanna know what else is so hard right now?,maybe ;)
2617,Wanna know what else is so hard right now?,maybe ;),"You're bluffing, you filthy milk drinker!"
2618,maybe ;),"You're bluffing, you filthy milk drinker!",Haha I am bluffing BUT I do but drink milk.
2619,How many of you actually meet friends on reddit?,Never tried that. Don't even have a friend here :(,I'll be your friend bae. &lt;3
2620,Never tried that. Don't even have a friend here :(,I'll be your friend bae. &lt;3,Is this a joke? Are you being serious?
2621,I'll be your friend bae. &lt;3,Is this a joke? Are you being serious?,Of course I am!
2622,Is this a joke? Are you being serious?,Of course I am!,OMG. Yes! Let's be friends!
2623,Of course I am!,OMG. Yes! Let's be friends!,"Yay!

How do we do that?"
2624,OMG. Yes! Let's be friends!,"Yay!

How do we do that?",Uhhhh get to know each other?
2625,"Yay!

How do we do that?",Uhhhh get to know each other?,"We're bad at this. Haha.

Where are you from?"
2626,Uhhhh get to know each other?,"We're bad at this. Haha.

Where are you from?","We really are. :(

USA, California. You?"
2627,"We're bad at this. Haha.

Where are you from?","We really are. :(

USA, California. You?",Also California. :D
2628,"We really are. :(

USA, California. You?",Also California. :D,Hey! Nice to meet you fellow Californian!
2629,Also California. :D,Hey! Nice to meet you fellow Californian!,"Right on! What part are you in? I'm in Bakersfield. 

Don't judge me."
2630,Hey! Nice to meet you fellow Californian!,"Right on! What part are you in? I'm in Bakersfield. 

Don't judge me.","Los Angeles ✌🏼️

Judge you for what?"
2631,"Right on! What part are you in? I'm in Bakersfield. 

Don't judge me.","Los Angeles ✌🏼️

Judge you for what?","Being from Bakersfield. Man we're just a couple hours away from each other! Small world, buddy."
2632,"Los Angeles ✌🏼️

Judge you for what?","Being from Bakersfield. Man we're just a couple hours away from each other! Small world, buddy.",Hey! That's cool! (We're so bad at this 😂)
2633,"Being from Bakersfield. Man we're just a couple hours away from each other! Small world, buddy.",Hey! That's cool! (We're so bad at this 😂),Do you have Kik?
2634,Hey! That's cool! (We're so bad at this 😂),Do you have Kik?,I only have Snapchat 
2635,Do you have Kik?,I only have Snapchat ,"That works, what's the name"
2636,I made the mistake of publicly posting a selfie on Imgur,*Complains internet people suck. To internet people.*,"To be fair, this is CC, we're special internet people. "
2637,*Complains internet people suck. To internet people.*,"To be fair, this is CC, we're special internet people. ",Word up homie
2638,"To be fair, this is CC, we're special internet people. ",Word up homie,What was all that nonsense?
2639,"To be fair, this is CC, we're special internet people. ",Word up homie,It's snowing where I am and this makes me very happy.
2640,Word up homie,It's snowing where I am and this makes me very happy.,Lucky!! Send some my way plz
2641,I made the mistake of publicly posting a selfie on Imgur,"*That's sad... I bet you actually look very beautiful, OP!*",Aw thank you 
2642,"*That's sad... I bet you actually look very beautiful, OP!*",Aw thank you ,*I like your username*
2643,Aw thank you ,*I like your username*,Thank you 
2644,It's snowing here!,"I just checked the news, it's going to be -57 next week...",OMG! Stay inside!
2645,"I just checked the news, it's going to be -57 next week...",OMG! Stay inside!,"Can't. School, clinicals, work. :("
2646,"I have a few hours to waste, I will draw very sub-par 30 second drawings in the mean time. Hit me with it.",How about a spider with 8 monocles. ,Wouldn't they be octocles?
2647,How about a spider with 8 monocles. ,Wouldn't they be octocles?,Only if they're connected.
2648,"I have a few hours to waste, I will draw very sub-par 30 second drawings in the mean time. Hit me with it.","Oh this is great.

Please draw Donald Trump arguing against Phoenix Wright",Important side question: is phoenix wright any good?
2649,"Oh this is great.

Please draw Donald Trump arguing against Phoenix Wright",Important side question: is phoenix wright any good?,I actually haven't played but a friend who did said it was!
2650,What's on Your Bucketlist?,Visit every MLB ballpark ,"Just visit, or would you watch a game in each to consider it done?"
2651,Visit every MLB ballpark ,"Just visit, or would you watch a game in each to consider it done?",Want to see the Mets play in each stadium
2652,A huge cockroach just crawled over my leg.......,"Welp, time to burn the building down.",It's the whole apartment building! Lol
2653,"Welp, time to burn the building down.",It's the whole apartment building! Lol,Burn it. Burn it all.
2654,"Welp, time to burn the building down.",It's the whole apartment building! Lol,Tell your landlord. That drastically lowers property value.
2655,It's the whole apartment building! Lol,Tell your landlord. That drastically lowers property value.,"Or he'll just say, ""weird, we spray for bugs every month"" and walk away... "
2656,Banned from a subreddit for the first time :(,I got banned from circlejerk for 3 months for derailing a thread.,"That's the most circle jerk thing I've ever heard. 
Wow."
2657,I got banned from circlejerk for 3 months for derailing a thread.,"That's the most circle jerk thing I've ever heard. 
Wow.",Seriously. I thought that was the whole point of that sub. 
2658,Word Association Game,Pineapple,Spongebob
2659,Pineapple,Spongebob,Beach
2660,Spongebob,Beach,Sand
2661,Beach,Sand,Shells
2662,Sand,Shells,Jewellery
2663,Shells,Jewellery,Glint
2664,Jewellery,Glint,Rupert  (ok i misread it at first but i'm rolling with this)
2665,Glint,Rupert  (ok i misread it at first but i'm rolling with this),Bear
2666,Rupert  (ok i misread it at first but i'm rolling with this),Bear,Teddy
2667,Bear,Teddy,Soft
2668,Teddy,Soft,Cotton
2669,Soft,Cotton,Candy
2670,Cotton,Candy,Cane
2671,Candy,Cane,Wood
2672,Cane,Wood,Log
2673,Wood,Log,Chop
2674,Log,Chop,Knife
2675,Chop,Knife,Blade
2676,Knife,Blade,Runner
2677,Blade,Runner,Shoes
2678,Runner,Shoes,Feet
2679,Shoes,Feet,Toes
2680,Feet,Toes,Wiggle
2681,Toes,Wiggle,Bum
2682,Wiggle,Bum,Hole
2683,Bum,Hole,Worms
2684,Hole,Worms,Mud
2685,Worms,Mud,Sticks
2686,Chop,Knife,"Gun

^^^:("
2687,Knife,"Gun

^^^:(",Bullet
2688,Bear,Teddy,Westworld
2689,Pineapple,Spongebob,Square
2690,Word Association Game,Pineapple,Islands.
2691,Pineapple,Islands.,Palm Trees
2692,Islands.,Palm Trees,Coconuts
2693,Palm Trees,Coconuts,Hydration 
2694,Word Association Game,Pineapple,Pen
2695,Pineapple,Pen,Teller
2696,Word Association Game,Pineapple,express
2697,Pineapple,express,Train
2698,express,Train,track
2699,Train,track,Hunting
2700,track,Hunting,Knife
2701,track,Hunting,Deer
2702,Word Association Game,Reign,King
2703,Reign,King,Chess
2704,King,Chess,Checkmate
2705,Chess,Checkmate,Winner
2706,Checkmate,Winner,Trophy
2707,Winner,Trophy,Gold
2708,Trophy,Gold,Finger
2709,Gold,Finger,Ring
2710,Finger,Ring,Gem
2711,Ring,Gem,Emerald 
2712,Gem,Emerald ,Green
2713,Emerald ,Green,Eyes
2714,Green,Eyes,Lashes
2715,Eyes,Lashes,Eyes
2716,Lashes,Eyes,Notes
2717,Eyes,Notes,Love
2718,Notes,Love,Heart
2719,Love,Heart,Broken
2720,Heart,Broken,Faulty
2721,Broken,Faulty,Wiring
2722,Faulty,Wiring,Electronics
2723,Word Association Game,Reign,Dynasty.
2724,Reign,Dynasty.,Ducks ^(ugg)
2725,Dynasty.,Ducks ^(ugg),Nintendo
2726,Ducks ^(ugg),Nintendo,Gameboy ^(I'm old)
2727,Nintendo,Gameboy ^(I'm old),Tetris
2728,Gameboy ^(I'm old),Tetris,Russia
2729,Tetris,Russia,Bears
2730,Russia,Bears,Picnic
2731,Bears,Picnic,Sandwiches
2732,Picnic,Sandwiches,Ham
2733,Sandwiches,Ham,Cheese
2734,Ham,Cheese,Wine
2735,Cheese,Wine,France
2736,Wine,France,Eiffel Tower
2737,France,Eiffel Tower,Tourists
2738,Eiffel Tower,Tourists,Tortoise 
2739,Tourists,Tortoise ,Galapagos Islands
2740,Tortoise ,Galapagos Islands,Finches!
2741,Galapagos Islands,Finches!,Canaries
2742,Finches!,Canaries,Song
2743,Canaries,Song,Africa by Toto
2744,Song,Africa by Toto,Ugg change it!
2745,Africa by Toto,Ugg change it!,Conflict
2746,Ugg change it!,Conflict,Resolution
2747,Conflict,Resolution,High Definition
2748,Resolution,High Definition,Documentary 
2749,High Definition,Documentary ,Supersize Me
2750,Documentary ,Supersize Me,French Fries
2751,Supersize Me,French Fries,Mayonnaise 
2752,French Fries,Mayonnaise ,Deviled eggs
2753,Mayonnaise ,Deviled eggs,The Devil Wears Prada
2754,Deviled eggs,The Devil Wears Prada,Runway
2755,The Devil Wears Prada,Runway,WestJet
2756,Runway,WestJet,Canadian!
2757,WestJet,Canadian!,Poutine
2758,Canadian!,Poutine,Gravy 
2759,Poutine,Gravy ,Train
2760,Gravy ,Train,Spotting
2761,Train,Spotting,Still haven't seen it...
2762,Spotting,Still haven't seen it...,"Oh man, it's dark. Worth a watch though."
2763,Word Association Game,Reign,storm
2764,Reign,storm,Lightening 
2765,storm,Lightening ,thunder
2766,Lightening ,thunder,Rumble
2767,thunder,Rumble,Jungle
2768,Word Association Game,Reign,Roman.
2769,Reign,Roman.,Empire
2770,Word Association Game,Marsh,West  (there's a place where i live called West Marsh)
2771,Marsh,West  (there's a place where i live called West Marsh),Sun set
2772,West  (there's a place where i live called West Marsh),Sun set,Sky
2773,Sun set,Sky,Cloud
2774,Sky,Cloud,Rain
2775,Cloud,Rain,Purple
2776,Rain,Purple,Rain
2777,Purple,Rain,Drop
2778,Rain,Drop,Smash
2779,Drop,Smash,Fists
2780,Smash,Fists,Punch
2781,Fists,Punch,Fight
2782,Punch,Fight,Boxing
2783,Fight,Boxing,Gloves
2784,Boxing,Gloves,Mittens
2785,Gloves,Mittens,Kittens
2786,Mittens,Kittens,CUTIE MCTOOTIES
2787,Kittens,CUTIE MCTOOTIES,Smooshy face!
2788,CUTIE MCTOOTIES,Smooshy face!,Squishy pie
2789,Smooshy face!,Squishy pie,Apple of my eye ;)
2790,Squishy pie,Apple of my eye ;),Sweetheart
2791,Word Association Game,Marsh,Cricket (two Australian brothers who are occasionally in the Australian side are named Marsh)
2792,Marsh,Cricket (two Australian brothers who are occasionally in the Australian side are named Marsh),Mallet 
2793,Cricket (two Australian brothers who are occasionally in the Australian side are named Marsh),Mallet ,Meat
2794,Mallet ,Meat,Steak
2795,Meat,Steak,Beef
2796,Steak,Beef,Cow
2797,Beef,Cow,Grass
2798,Cow,Grass,Spring
2799,Grass,Spring,Summer
2800,Spring,Summer,Warm
2801,Spring,Summer,Beach
2802,Word Association Game,Marsh,Stan
2803,Marsh,Stan,Kyle
2804,Word Association Game,Marsh,Greg
2805,Marsh,Greg,Craig
2806,Word Association Game,2017!,R.I.P.
2807,2017!,R.I.P.,Coffin
2808,R.I.P.,Coffin,Weezing. 
2809,Coffin,Weezing. ,Team Rocket
2810,Weezing. ,Team Rocket,Fire
2811,Team Rocket,Fire,Element 
2812,Fire,Element ,Fire
2813,Word Association Game,2017!,Already?
2814,2017!,Already?,Surprise!
2815,Word Association Game,Fruit Salad,Whipped Cream
2816,Fruit Salad,Whipped Cream,strawberries
2817,Whipped Cream,strawberries,Tasty 
2818,Word Association Game,Antidisestablishmentarianism ,Politics
2819,Antidisestablishmentarianism ,Politics,Religion
2820,Politics,Religion,Flying Spaghetti Monster
2821,Religion,Flying Spaghetti Monster,Italy
2822,Flying Spaghetti Monster,Italy,Coliseum
2823,Italy,Coliseum,Gladiator. 
2824,Coliseum,Gladiator. ,Dead
2825,Gladiator. ,Dead,Space
2826,Dead,Space,Jam
2827,Word Association Game,Antidisestablishmentarianism ,Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
2828,Antidisestablishmentarianism ,Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,Disney!
2829,Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,Disney!,Cartoons
2830,Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,Disney!,Castle
2831,Disney!,Castle,Royalty
2832,What's your go-to for depression relief?,Netfix and music. Also cuddling with my kitty ,Can we get a picture of your kitty??
2833,Netfix and music. Also cuddling with my kitty ,Can we get a picture of your kitty??,"NO!

Only because I don't have any on my laptop :("
2834,Stayed home from school today,"I had to go, I'm the teacher.  I had a new kid start today so that was fun.  ",What grade/subject?
2835,"I had to go, I'm the teacher.  I had a new kid start today so that was fun.  ",What grade/subject?,Third.  I love it. 
2836,What grade/subject?,Third.  I love it. ,"Aww, that's pretty cute."
2837,I rapped in front of more than 50 people yesterday!,I read that title completely wrong.  I'm very glad that you're OK.,I think we are all very happy OP wasn't raped in front of more than 50 people
2838,I read that title completely wrong.  I'm very glad that you're OK.,I think we are all very happy OP wasn't raped in front of more than 50 people,Or fapped
2839,I think we are all very happy OP wasn't raped in front of more than 50 people,Or fapped,At least that would be a choice. 
2840,Or fapped,At least that would be a choice. ,I'm sure they could find some way to fap you against your will
2841,At least that would be a choice. ,I'm sure they could find some way to fap you against your will,Wouldn't that be a form of rape though
2842,I'm sure they could find some way to fap you against your will,Wouldn't that be a form of rape though,"a frape.

not to be confused with a frappe."
2843,Or fapped,At least that would be a choice. ,Well the grammar would suggest that it was OP doing the raping in front of the crowd...
2844,At least that would be a choice. ,Well the grammar would suggest that it was OP doing the raping in front of the crowd...,Oh. *oh* you're right
2845,I read that title completely wrong.  I'm very glad that you're OK.,I think we are all very happy OP wasn't raped in front of more than 50 people,"49 or less only, pls"
2846,I think we are all very happy OP wasn't raped in front of more than 50 people,"49 or less only, pls",Gotta draw the line somewhere
2847,I read that title completely wrong.  I'm very glad that you're OK.,I think we are all very happy OP wasn't raped in front of more than 50 people,i mean 49 people thats reasonable but 50?!
2848,I think we are all very happy OP wasn't raped in front of more than 50 people,i mean 49 people thats reasonable but 50?!,"Yeah 49 is like ok, but 50?! Jesus! Ew"
2849,Anyone else sick and lonely today?,Just lonely! Oh wait..,Happy cake day!
2850,Just lonely! Oh wait..,Happy cake day!,What?! Awesome! Ty
2851,Anyone else sick and lonely today?,"Not sick, but just lonely.

I have no classes tomorrow so I get to enjoy extra sleeping",I stayed in today. How are you feeling?
2852,"Not sick, but just lonely.

I have no classes tomorrow so I get to enjoy extra sleeping",I stayed in today. How are you feeling?,"All right, not too bad, don't want to go back to school tomorrow"
2853,I stayed in today. How are you feeling?,"All right, not too bad, don't want to go back to school tomorrow","Me neither, not excited for that."
2854,"All right, not too bad, don't want to go back to school tomorrow","Me neither, not excited for that.","Oh well, gotta do what I gotta do"
2855,"Me neither, not excited for that.","Oh well, gotta do what I gotta do","Yeah, same here."
2856,"Oh well, gotta do what I gotta do","Yeah, same here.",What are you studying?
2857,"Yeah, same here.",What are you studying?,I'm still in HS
2858,What are you studying?,I'm still in HS,What do you plan on doing?
2859,I'm still in HS,What do you plan on doing?,Psychology major to become a private practice clinical psychologist
2860,Guys guess what!!,"Congrats, How did it occur?",I had just started dating her so it was bound to happen at some point.
2861,"Congrats, How did it occur?",I had just started dating her so it was bound to happen at some point.,hahaha ^^^^I ^^^^wish
2862,Guys guess what!!,Not a big deal.,"It is to me, no need to be a dick."
2863,Not a big deal.,"It is to me, no need to be a dick.",I'm telling you it's not a big deal. You're young so you don't understand. 
2864,"It is to me, no need to be a dick.",I'm telling you it's not a big deal. You're young so you don't understand. ,Aren't you just a ray of sunshine? 
2865,Guys guess what!!,Dude get it. I'm still waiting lmao,Hahahah rip 
2866,Dude get it. I'm still waiting lmao,Hahahah rip ,Sh
2867,Guys guess what!!,Dude get it. I'm still waiting lmao,Me too. I feel too old :( 
2868,Dude get it. I'm still waiting lmao,Me too. I feel too old :( ,how old are you?
2869,Guys guess what!!,Dude get it. I'm still waiting lmao,"Haha, yeah, I'm 24 going on 25, haha ^^^fucking ^^^kill ^^^me"
2870,Dude get it. I'm still waiting lmao,"Haha, yeah, I'm 24 going on 25, haha ^^^fucking ^^^kill ^^^me","Haha, yeah, you're beating me by a few years ^^haha ^^^haha"
2871,Guys guess what!!,Dude get it. I'm still waiting lmao,I'll meet you in the alley behind the McDonald's. I hear I'm pretty good too. No homo
2872,Dude get it. I'm still waiting lmao,I'll meet you in the alley behind the McDonald's. I hear I'm pretty good too. No homo,"Oh good I was about to say no homo, I was a bit worried there"
2873,Guys guess what!!,"Aw shit,  I had money riding on ""chicken butt"" ",better pay up
2874,"Aw shit,  I had money riding on ""chicken butt"" ",better pay up,"*sigh*,  oh all right. "
2875,better pay up,"*sigh*,  oh all right. ",Don't talk to him that way! Now it's double or nothing. 
2876,better pay up,"*sigh*,  oh all right. ",Take a spoon and lick it up
2877,"Aw shit,  I had money riding on ""chicken butt"" ",better pay up,BETTER HAVE MY MONEY WHEN I COME TO COLLECT
2878,"Aw shit,  I had money riding on ""chicken butt"" ",better pay up,Did you like it when your mum kissed you good night ?
2879,better pay up,Did you like it when your mum kissed you good night ?,Did you?
2880,Guys guess what!!,"Aw shit,  I had money riding on ""chicken butt"" ",Can you guess why?
2881,"Aw shit,  I had money riding on ""chicken butt"" ",Can you guess why?,Cow pie.
2882,Can you guess why?,Cow pie.,But who?
2883,Cow pie.,But who?,Sheep poo.
2884,But who?,Sheep poo.,When?
2885,Sheep poo.,When?,Never
2886,When?,Never,why?
2887,Never,why?,Die.
2888,Can you guess why?,Cow pie.,Not chicken thigh?
2889,Guys guess what!!,Does on the cheek count? CAUSE I HAD ONE TOO :D,FUCK YEAH CONGRATZ
2890,Does on the cheek count? CAUSE I HAD ONE TOO :D,FUCK YEAH CONGRATZ,YOU TOO
2891,FUCK YEAH CONGRATZ,YOU TOO,HALLELUJAH 
2892,Guys guess what!!,YAAAAY!!! How was it?,Thank you! It was amazing.
2893,YAAAAY!!! How was it?,Thank you! It was amazing.,How long did it last?
2894,Thank you! It was amazing.,How long did it last?,Pretty dang long
2895,Guys guess what!!,How old are you? I was 25 when I had my first kiss.,Thanks for giving me hope
2896,How old are you? I was 25 when I had my first kiss.,Thanks for giving me hope,There is always hope! It will happen and it will be nice.
2897,Guys guess what!!,How old are you? I was 25 when I had my first kiss.,I feel slightly less bad now at 21. 
2898,How old are you? I was 25 when I had my first kiss.,I feel slightly less bad now at 21. ,Same
2899,Guys guess what!!,How old are you? I was 25 when I had my first kiss.,"Me I never had my first kiss, I'm 13 x)"
2900,How old are you? I was 25 when I had my first kiss.,"Me I never had my first kiss, I'm 13 x)","Yeah but you're 13, so. Duh. Literally like, nobody at your age has. "
2901,"Me I never had my first kiss, I'm 13 x)","Yeah but you're 13, so. Duh. Literally like, nobody at your age has. ",You would be suprised by what the 13 year olds have done in this generation...
2902,"Yeah but you're 13, so. Duh. Literally like, nobody at your age has. ",You would be suprised by what the 13 year olds have done in this generation...,How many of them do you think are lying about what they've done though?
2903,You would be suprised by what the 13 year olds have done in this generation...,How many of them do you think are lying about what they've done though?,How many of what group? 15-17? Or 13? Because i could easily see both groups lying. 
2904,How many of them do you think are lying about what they've done though?,How many of what group? 15-17? Or 13? Because i could easily see both groups lying. ,"Aint no lies bruh thats just a different life, different experiences"
2905,"Yeah but you're 13, so. Duh. Literally like, nobody at your age has. ",You would be suprised by what the 13 year olds have done in this generation...,"That's a good point, lolibootyeater. Thank you."
2906,"Yeah but you're 13, so. Duh. Literally like, nobody at your age has. ",You would be suprised by what the 13 year olds have done in this generation...,"""this generation"" as if every other generation wasn't exactly the same. "
2907,"Me I never had my first kiss, I'm 13 x)","Yeah but you're 13, so. Duh. Literally like, nobody at your age has. ",You do not meet alot of 13 year olds do you
2908,How old are you? I was 25 when I had my first kiss.,"Me I never had my first kiss, I'm 13 x)","Ehh, I'm 14 and it isn't happening anytime soon. Not a big deal though."
2909,"Me I never had my first kiss, I'm 13 x)","Ehh, I'm 14 and it isn't happening anytime soon. Not a big deal though.","I was dumb, why I said this? x)
I had my first kiss at 4 year old ^^"
2910,"Ehh, I'm 14 and it isn't happening anytime soon. Not a big deal though.","I was dumb, why I said this? x)
I had my first kiss at 4 year old ^^",Stop using 'x)' in every sentence
2911,"I was dumb, why I said this? x)
I had my first kiss at 4 year old ^^",Stop using 'x)' in every sentence,Oh sorry ~~x)~~ **:)**
2912,Guys guess what!!,How old are you? I was 25 when I had my first kiss.,I too was 25
2913,How old are you? I was 25 when I had my first kiss.,I too was 25,I am forever 25
2914,I too was 25,I am forever 25,Why's that?
2915,Guys guess what!!,How old are you? I was 25 when I had my first kiss.,Bit of searching and apparently he's 15. Pretty standard age imo. Anyways congrats still OP
2916,How old are you? I was 25 when I had my first kiss.,Bit of searching and apparently he's 15. Pretty standard age imo. Anyways congrats still OP,yeahhh.. not creepy at all.
2917,How old are you? I was 25 when I had my first kiss.,Bit of searching and apparently he's 15. Pretty standard age imo. Anyways congrats still OP,Standard depending on your circles I guess lol. 17 when I got mine.
2918,Guys guess what!!,How old are you? I was 25 when I had my first kiss.,"Had mine at 14, but didn't get a second until 24"
2919,How old are you? I was 25 when I had my first kiss.,"Had mine at 14, but didn't get a second until 24",Arguably worse
2920,Guys guess what!!,This whole thread is like r/wholesomememes,This whole subreddit is like r/wholesomemes. Thats why i post here in the first place.
2921,This whole thread is like r/wholesomememes,This whole subreddit is like r/wholesomemes. Thats why i post here in the first place.,Hey get some r/2meirl4meirl
2922,This whole subreddit is like r/wholesomemes. Thats why i post here in the first place.,Hey get some r/2meirl4meirl,Now I think I fit more in r/absolutelynotmeirl 
2923,Guys guess what!!,I had mine at 17 I used to get so much shit for it,17? Try 24.
2924,I had mine at 17 I used to get so much shit for it,17? Try 24.,That's not bad. It does suck waiting though
2925,17? Try 24.,That's not bad. It does suck waiting though,It sure does. 
2926,Guys guess what!!,"That made me excited haha.

Here's to your second one!","haha, well it already happened actually!"
2927,"That made me excited haha.

Here's to your second one!","haha, well it already happened actually!",Nice dude! Come over here and I'll give you your third!
2928,"haha, well it already happened actually!",Nice dude! Come over here and I'll give you your third!,Well that's weird.
2929,"Playing skyrim right now, who wants to talk about it?",Great game 10/10 would khajiit again,"I was a Kajit almost exclusively in morrowind, but since then i haven't even tried it. "
2930,Great game 10/10 would khajiit again,"I was a Kajit almost exclusively in morrowind, but since then i haven't even tried it. ",It's much better in Skyrim because you get the extra starting stats to be a stealth archer
2931,"Playing skyrim right now, who wants to talk about it?",Only if we're talking about how it belongs to the Nords. ,Those racist stormcloaks dont deserve shit. 
2932,Only if we're talking about how it belongs to the Nords. ,Those racist stormcloaks dont deserve shit. ,Death to the stormcloaks!
2933,"Playing skyrim right now, who wants to talk about it?","You picked a bad time to get lost, friend ",Never shoulda come here!
2934,"You picked a bad time to get lost, friend ",Never shoulda come here!,I'll gut you like a horker!!
2935,"I'm having a minor argument, and my question got deleted from ask reddit.",After everytime I use it.,I like to let it form a nice crusty shell before I grab a new one
2936,After everytime I use it.,I like to let it form a nice crusty shell before I grab a new one,:0
2937,"I'm having a minor argument, and my question got deleted from ask reddit.","Every day, unless I do something messy/sweaty or unusually dressy. ",This is exactly what I said. You helped me win the argument. Not that she'd admit that.
2938,"Every day, unless I do something messy/sweaty or unusually dressy. ",This is exactly what I said. You helped me win the argument. Not that she'd admit that.,"People can change their socks as often as they want to, IMHO.  Not really worth arguing about. "
2939,This is exactly what I said. You helped me win the argument. Not that she'd admit that.,"People can change their socks as often as they want to, IMHO.  Not really worth arguing about. ",It's all in good fun.
2940,"People can change their socks as often as they want to, IMHO.  Not really worth arguing about. ",It's all in good fun.,How often does she change her socks?
2941,It's all in good fun.,How often does she change her socks?,I also would like to know this.
2942,How often does she change her socks?,I also would like to know this.,"2-3 days, unless it gets smelly sooner.

"
2943,I also would like to know this.,"2-3 days, unless it gets smelly sooner.

",It will get smelly sooner all right...
2944,"2-3 days, unless it gets smelly sooner.

",It will get smelly sooner all right...,Teddy?
2945,It's all in good fun.,How often does she change her socks?,"2-3 days, unless it gets smelly sooner."
2946,How often does she change her socks?,"2-3 days, unless it gets smelly sooner.","What is she, some kind of animal?"
2947,"People can change their socks as often as they want to, IMHO.  Not really worth arguing about. ",It's all in good fun.,**FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!**
2948,"People can change their socks as often as they want to, IMHO.  Not really worth arguing about. ",It's all in good fun.,Don't leave us hanging dude
2949,It's all in good fun.,Don't leave us hanging dude,"2-3 days, unless it gets smelly sooner."
2950,Don't leave us hanging dude,"2-3 days, unless it gets smelly sooner.",Hmm. That's pretty groedy
2951,This is exactly what I said. You helped me win the argument. Not that she'd admit that.,"People can change their socks as often as they want to, IMHO.  Not really worth arguing about. ",Thank you 
2952,"I'm having a minor argument, and my question got deleted from ask reddit.",Whenever the sick starts to smell. Which is usually every couple of days.,"I told you that was weird. Also, now I know your reddit account."
2953,Whenever the sick starts to smell. Which is usually every couple of days.,"I told you that was weird. Also, now I know your reddit account.",I hate you. 
2954,"I told you that was weird. Also, now I know your reddit account.",I hate you. ,You keep telling yourself that.
2955,Whenever the sick starts to smell. Which is usually every couple of days.,"I told you that was weird. Also, now I know your reddit account.",He's spot on.
2956,"I'm having a minor argument, and my question got deleted from ask reddit.","Once they begin to smell, usually every 3 days or so.",Yum!
2957,"Once they begin to smell, usually every 3 days or so.",Yum!,You ain't getting my feet pics 'doe
2958,Yum!,You ain't getting my feet pics 'doe,:'(
2959,"I'm having a minor argument, and my question got deleted from ask reddit.","Once they begin to smell, usually every 3 days or so.","~~Get out of my swamp!~~

Starting to feel a little gross after reading other responses.

"
2960,"Once they begin to smell, usually every 3 days or so.","~~Get out of my swamp!~~

Starting to feel a little gross after reading other responses.

",I do the same thing as long as I don't go outside my house ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
2961,"I'm having a minor argument, and my question got deleted from ask reddit.","Once they begin to smell, usually every 3 days or so.",You do that with underwear too mate?
2962,"Once they begin to smell, usually every 3 days or so.",You do that with underwear too mate?,No I don't.
2963,"I do this weird thing in video games, curious if I'm alone.",I never once thought of it this way! That's hilarious!,I may get a little too into my characters sometimes lol
2964,I never once thought of it this way! That's hilarious!,I may get a little too into my characters sometimes lol,"Oh, me too! This just never occurred to me. It probably would in real life though."
2965,"I do this weird thing in video games, curious if I'm alone.",I can't imagine this... maybe I have a hero complex though.,"you would...

j/k I don't know you, I don't know your life."
2966,I can't imagine this... maybe I have a hero complex though.,"you would...

j/k I don't know you, I don't know your life.",xD
2967,Give me a prompt and I'll attempt to sketch it!,The cast of The Office as cats.,(I haven't watched The Office should I still attempt this :| )
2968,The cast of The Office as cats.,(I haven't watched The Office should I still attempt this :| ),(Hell yeah I believe in you!)
2969,"Vent Megathread - Scream, yell or rant about anything that is on your mind.",I dont like pop tarts,What about danishes?
2970,I dont like pop tarts,What about danishes?,I'm not sure what that is :(
2971,What about danishes?,I'm not sure what that is :(,are you afraid of poptarts? 
2972,I dont like pop tarts,What about danishes?,Entenmann's Raspberry Danish for the win!!!!
2973,"Hey guys, I've been in a bad mood all day and I'm looking to get my mind off of some stuff. Anybody want to chat?","Listening to tunes and fucking around on some music software.
",Whatcha listening to?  What software do you use? 
2974,"Listening to tunes and fucking around on some music software.
",Whatcha listening to?  What software do you use? ,"Alex the creator - ifhy

And

Fl Studio"
2975,Whatcha listening to?  What software do you use? ,"Alex the creator - ifhy

And

Fl Studio","Alex The Creator? Not Tyler?  

Nice, I've messed around with FL Studio a bit too."
2976,"Alex the creator - ifhy

And

Fl Studio","Alex The Creator? Not Tyler?  

Nice, I've messed around with FL Studio a bit too.","Shit just noticed the error thnx

Yeah it's better than ableton studio in my opinion."
2977,"Alex The Creator? Not Tyler?  

Nice, I've messed around with FL Studio a bit too.","Shit just noticed the error thnx

Yeah it's better than ableton studio in my opinion.",It is definitely a lot more user friendly than ableton.  Too bad it's still in beta for Mac.
2978,"Hey guys, I've been in a bad mood all day and I'm looking to get my mind off of some stuff. Anybody want to chat?",I slept at 5AM and just woke up at 3PM lol wtf,"Damn that's crazy, what were you doing until 5am on a Tuesday? "
2979,I slept at 5AM and just woke up at 3PM lol wtf,"Damn that's crazy, what were you doing until 5am on a Tuesday? ",Jetlag
2980,I have an email doppelganger,[removed],It looks nicer?
2981,[removed],It looks nicer?,dang..
2982,Guys lets start a cult,Rule #1 of /r/casual conversation: never talk about /r/casualconversation,I swear I don't have two personalities. That other guy in my head though? Fuckin insane.
2983,Rule #1 of /r/casual conversation: never talk about /r/casualconversation,I swear I don't have two personalities. That other guy in my head though? Fuckin insane.,I know right?! But he kinda makes a lot sense but I'm not really sure
2984,I swear I don't have two personalities. That other guy in my head though? Fuckin insane.,I know right?! But he kinda makes a lot sense but I'm not really sure,Yeah he's out of my mind dude. An even more crazy hannibal lector.
2985,Guys lets start a cult,I'll bring the snacks,I'll make sure none of them remain!
2986,I'll bring the snacks,I'll make sure none of them remain!,"Ich helfe dir!

Überarbeitung : deutsch"
2987,I'll make sure none of them remain!,"Ich helfe dir!

Überarbeitung : deutsch","Ding-a-ling


Not English: English"
2988,Guys lets start a cult,I'll bring the snacks,I'll bring the sex toys
2989,I'll bring the snacks,I'll bring the sex toys,I'll bring the sex
2990,I'll bring the sex toys,I'll bring the sex,I'm Nana - I'll bring blindfolds. *winks*
2991,Guys lets start a cult,"Ah, my flair is appropriate for a change.",Its settled then. u/AntaresNull is our god.
2992,"Ah, my flair is appropriate for a change.",Its settled then. u/AntaresNull is our god.,"Bow down, mortals."
2993,Its settled then. u/AntaresNull is our god.,"Bow down, mortals.",ALL HAIL THE LORD MASTER!
2994,Its settled then. u/AntaresNull is our god.,"Bow down, mortals.",I would but I have a bad knee. 
2995,"Bow down, mortals.",I would but I have a bad knee. ,"You have two, don't you?"
2996,I would but I have a bad knee. ,"You have two, don't you?","I have two knees - one gives me some trouble :(

Be thankful for good knees young'uns!"
2997,Guys lets start a cult,"We are one mind, one body",Nice flair. I like it.
2998,"We are one mind, one body",Nice flair. I like it.,Your flair is A DIRTY ROTTEN LIAR. :)
2999,Nice flair. I like it.,Your flair is A DIRTY ROTTEN LIAR. :),"Now now, we must all be supportive of our fellow cult-mates. *stares*"
3000,Guys lets start a cult,Are you now accepting callers for those beautiful pendant keychains?,CAKE!
3001,Are you now accepting callers for those beautiful pendant keychains?,CAKE!,DUDE!!!
3002,Are you now accepting callers for those beautiful pendant keychains?,CAKE!,AND ICE CREAM!!!!
3003,Guys lets start a cult,Are you now accepting callers for those beautiful pendant keychains?,DUDE
3004,Are you now accepting callers for those beautiful pendant keychains?,DUDE,"Ah, I see that you're one who believes in the one big sign as well!"
3005,DUDE,"Ah, I see that you're one who believes in the one big sign as well!","Nah, just that lovely doublewide bootheel shine for my prime."
3006,DUDE,"Ah, I see that you're one who believes in the one big sign as well!",Hollyweed?
3007,"When you guys see those people with the ""PM_me..."" usernames, do you actually send them stuff?","I used to, but Undertale references have died off in recent months.",So there were a lot of undertale usernames?
3008,"I used to, but Undertale references have died off in recent months.",So there were a lot of undertale usernames?,Not that I know of. Most of the PMs I received were Undertale references however.
3009,So there were a lot of undertale usernames?,Not that I know of. Most of the PMs I received were Undertale references however.,"Oh, was determination a theme in that game?"
3010,"When you guys see those people with the ""PM_me..."" usernames, do you actually send them stuff?",I PMed my gloves to PM_ME_YOUR_GLOVES once.,A picture of your gloves or the word gloves?
3011,I PMed my gloves to PM_ME_YOUR_GLOVES once.,A picture of your gloves or the word gloves?,A picture of my purple gloves.
3012,A picture of your gloves or the word gloves?,A picture of my purple gloves.,Ahh cool :)
3013,"When you guys see those people with the ""PM_me..."" usernames, do you actually send them stuff?",I have once or twice in the past. It can be a fun time.,"Yes, the people have been pretty nice so far"
3014,I have once or twice in the past. It can be a fun time.,"Yes, the people have been pretty nice so far",Not getting a mailbox full of abuse is the main thing. How many have you sent so far?
3015,"Yes, the people have been pretty nice so far",Not getting a mailbox full of abuse is the main thing. How many have you sent so far?,"Four so far

Boobs

Beard

Advice

Determination"
3016,Not getting a mailbox full of abuse is the main thing. How many have you sent so far?,"Four so far

Boobs

Beard

Advice

Determination","&gt; Boobs

&gt; Beard

Hmm"
3017,"Four so far

Boobs

Beard

Advice

Determination","&gt; Boobs

&gt; Beard

Hmm","They are MS paint drawings, not actual pics"
3018,"When you guys see those people with the ""PM_me..."" usernames, do you actually send them stuff?","I did a couple times, but none ever responded.",That's too bad. Mine have responded except for the guy who requested a cup of boobs
3019,"I did a couple times, but none ever responded.",That's too bad. Mine have responded except for the guy who requested a cup of boobs,"I never responded to boobs or nudes or anything, but cats and Lego and such."
3020,"When you guys see those people with the ""PM_me..."" usernames, do you actually send them stuff?","I did a couple times, but none ever responded.","Well that's rude, I always respond. "
3021,"I did a couple times, but none ever responded.","Well that's rude, I always respond. ","I'm sure you would have, had I sent you panties."
3022,"When you guys see those people with the ""PM_me..."" usernames, do you actually send them stuff?",I get stuff pretty often if I comment or post.,What is DBZA? I want to send you something
3023,I get stuff pretty often if I comment or post.,What is DBZA? I want to send you something,Dragonball Z Abridged. It's on youtube if you want to check it out.
3024,"When you guys see those people with the ""PM_me..."" usernames, do you actually send them stuff?",I've only had one person PM me :( ,Was it boba fett though?
3025,I've only had one person PM me :( ,Was it boba fett though?,"I lied, I've had 2 and yes, they were both Boba :') "
3026,Was it boba fett though?,"I lied, I've had 2 and yes, they were both Boba :') ",That's cool. Did they send selfies?
3027,What are your new years' resolutions?,To gain weight,That's a new one. Eating disorder?
3028,To gain weight,That's a new one. Eating disorder?,"not OP, but I'm pretty skinny."
3029,That's a new one. Eating disorder?,"not OP, but I'm pretty skinny.",Wanna change bodies?
3030,What are your new years' resolutions?,You've already heard mine :P,"Ask your crush out, right? Good luck with that!"
3031,You've already heard mine :P,"Ask your crush out, right? Good luck with that!",Yep
3032,"Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!","Just gone 2pm here in England, so someone saw it. Congratulations sir.","Same, Ireland here!"
3033,"Just gone 2pm here in England, so someone saw it. Congratulations sir.","Same, Ireland here!","Hej, tillykke fra denmak!"
3034,"Same, Ireland here!","Hej, tillykke fra denmak!","What what, tillyke fra Danmark til papa!"
3035,"Hej, tillykke fra denmak!","What what, tillyke fra Danmark til papa!",Det er rigtig!
3036,"Just gone 2pm here in England, so someone saw it. Congratulations sir.","Same, Ireland here!",Congrats from Ireland!
3037,"Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!","Just gone 2pm here in England, so someone saw it. Congratulations sir.","I just got off a 14 hour flight back from England

T'WAS HELL"
3038,"Just gone 2pm here in England, so someone saw it. Congratulations sir.","I just got off a 14 hour flight back from England

T'WAS HELL",I've got one of those from Heathrow to LAX in about twelve hours. Not looking forward to it. 
3039,"I just got off a 14 hour flight back from England

T'WAS HELL",I've got one of those from Heathrow to LAX in about twelve hours. Not looking forward to it. ,Good luck!
3040,"Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!","WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Hehehehe that means you had SEX!",Teehee 😊
3041,"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Hehehehe that means you had SEX!",Teehee 😊,do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!
3042,Teehee 😊,do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!,NOOOO!!! 😵
3043,do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!,NOOOO!!! 😵,why?
3044,NOOOO!!! 😵,why?,It's inappropriate 😕
3045,why?,It's inappropriate 😕,who cares 😒
3046,It's inappropriate 😕,who cares 😒,Eh. Okay. 🚶🚪
3047,who cares 😒,Eh. Okay. 🚶🚪,lol
3048,who cares 😒,Eh. Okay. 🚶🚪,Hey do something funny 
3049,Eh. Okay. 🚶🚪,Hey do something funny ,No. 😒
3050,Hey do something funny ,No. 😒,Or else😇😲😢😭👹😵👳🙏🔫
3051,No. 😒,Or else😇😲😢😭👹😵👳🙏🔫,I'll pull it for you  😁
3052,Or else😇😲😢😭👹😵👳🙏🔫,I'll pull it for you  😁,Ok where do u live
3053,I'll pull it for you  😁,Ok where do u live,Russia  😃
3054,Ok where do u live,Russia  😃,Hm I'm tracking your IP🙂💻📡
3055,It's inappropriate 😕,who cares 😒,Two words in and its pretty easy to see it's not gonna be funny.
3056,who cares 😒,Two words in and its pretty easy to see it's not gonna be funny.,I am very funny 
3057,why?,It's inappropriate 😕,Lol says the king of inappropriate remarks 😂
3058,Teehee 😊,do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!,Nice
3059,do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!,Nice,thanks
3060,Teehee 😊,do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!,Sounds like a Chelsea handler rap. 
3061,do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!,Sounds like a Chelsea handler rap. ,Lol
3062,Teehee 😊,do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!,I want to die after reading that
3063,do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!,I want to die after reading that,Why? It's funny 
3064,I want to die after reading that,Why? It's funny ,"No, it's just a bit stupid"
3065,Why? It's funny ,"No, it's just a bit stupid",Not even stupid in a funny way.
3066,Teehee 😊,do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!,"Chill on the emojis man.

Really, it's too much. "
3067,do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!,"Chill on the emojis man.

Really, it's too much. ",No. Go  away 
3068,Teehee 😊,do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!,oh my god
3069,do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!!,oh my god,"&gt; god

God  is  fake 😐. So take your bible 📙 and stick it up your ASS!!! 🍑😑"
3070,"Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!","WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Hehehehe that means you had SEX!",It felt real good when I did the sex with my penis 
3071,"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Hehehehe that means you had SEX!",It felt real good when I did the sex with my penis ,"A girl let me do it, it literally just happened. "
3072,It felt real good when I did the sex with my penis ,"A girl let me do it, it literally just happened. ",Havin' sex can make a nice man out the meanest
3073,It felt real good when I did the sex with my penis ,"A girl let me do it, it literally just happened. ","Hannibal Buress on having sex on weed:

&gt;Yo, why she lettin' me do this to her"
3074,"A girl let me do it, it literally just happened. ","Hannibal Buress on having sex on weed:

&gt;Yo, why she lettin' me do this to her",Everyone just read that in his voice. 
3075,"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Hehehehe that means you had SEX!",It felt real good when I did the sex with my penis ,WOW OP stop making me jealous!!
3076,"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Hehehehe that means you had SEX!",It felt real good when I did the sex with my penis ,"Did, I mean, does it feel weird when.... When you know, you pee in her? "
3077,"Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!",Congratulations! Do you know if it's going to be a girl/boy?,No idea! Don't wanna know till the day of arrival!
3078,Congratulations! Do you know if it's going to be a girl/boy?,No idea! Don't wanna know till the day of arrival!,We did that. It was so much fun!
3079,"Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!",Congrats! /R/daddit is awesome,And /r/predaddit 
3080,Congrats! /R/daddit is awesome,And /r/predaddit ,You can tell Mom about r/babybumps and r/beyondthebump too. They're really supportive :)
3081,And /r/predaddit ,You can tell Mom about r/babybumps and r/beyondthebump too. They're really supportive :),I was about to ask if there was a /r/momddit
3082,You can tell Mom about r/babybumps and r/beyondthebump too. They're really supportive :),I was about to ask if there was a /r/momddit,There is r/mommit
3083,"Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!",I'm so sorry. My condolences,"I completely agree but it seems like OP is happy about it, so let's wish him well :)"
3084,I'm so sorry. My condolences,"I completely agree but it seems like OP is happy about it, so let's wish him well :)","Fiiiiiine. Well done OP, I hope you make a great dad"
3085,"Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!",Congrats on your sex trophy!,"Also, congratulate him on not pulling out."
3086,Congrats on your sex trophy!,"Also, congratulate him on not pulling out.",I respect his commitment to the reproduction of our species.
3087,Congrats on your sex trophy!,"Also, congratulate him on not pulling out.","I'm like a rogue soldier my friend, I never pull out, even when other people tell me I should "
3088,"Also, congratulate him on not pulling out.","I'm like a rogue soldier my friend, I never pull out, even when other people tell me I should ","Goddamit pvt. kballs!

(ps congrats!) "
3089,"Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!","You understand timezones, right? It was between two and three pm here when you posted this.","If you're not in America or the UK that's irrelevant, because that's where 90% of redditors are."
3090,"You understand timezones, right? It was between two and three pm here when you posted this.","If you're not in America or the UK that's irrelevant, because that's where 90% of redditors are.",I'm in the UK.
3091,"Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!",Congrrraaaatttssss!!!!!! When is your SO due? ,Thanks! We worked it out and we reckon it's around beginning of September 
3092,Congrrraaaatttssss!!!!!! When is your SO due? ,Thanks! We worked it out and we reckon it's around beginning of September ,Nice! But lots of 0 to 3 fleecy pjs
3093,Thanks! We worked it out and we reckon it's around beginning of September ,Nice! But lots of 0 to 3 fleecy pjs,As I read this in in fleecy Harry Potter pjs so I'm way ahead if you!
3094,Nice! But lots of 0 to 3 fleecy pjs,As I read this in in fleecy Harry Potter pjs so I'm way ahead if you!,Omg that sounds like heaven!
3095,"Given the time it is now, no one will probably see this but I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!","#Hi Mr. Going To Be a Dad, I'm fraud_93.",Literally looked through all the comments looking for this one. Thanks for bolding it xD
3096,"#Hi Mr. Going To Be a Dad, I'm fraud_93.",Literally looked through all the comments looking for this one. Thanks for bolding it xD,"You know, next time you could use ctrl+f after expanding all the comments..."
3097,Literally looked through all the comments looking for this one. Thanks for bolding it xD,"You know, next time you could use ctrl+f after expanding all the comments...",0.0 
3098,"You know, next time you could use ctrl+f after expanding all the comments...",0.0 ,Hi 0.0 I'm fraud_93.
3099,0.0 ,Hi 0.0 I'm fraud_93.,"I'm fraud_93_is_a_stupid_pants

Gotcha!"
3100,Talk to me about anything,"Tell me, James Harden, why are you the man? ","Well, for starters, do you know who James Harden is?"
3101,"Tell me, James Harden, why are you the man? ","Well, for starters, do you know who James Harden is?",I do not. 
3102,Talk to me about anything,This has been the wildest year of my life. ,Damn. Today must have been pretty crazy. What happened?
3103,This has been the wildest year of my life. ,Damn. Today must have been pretty crazy. What happened?,God damn it I forgot about that lol 
3104,Damn. Today must have been pretty crazy. What happened?,God damn it I forgot about that lol ,Haha so what happened last year?
3105,God damn it I forgot about that lol ,Haha so what happened last year?,Basically partying 24/7 
3106,Haha so what happened last year?,Basically partying 24/7 ,Ah you were in the other thread about music. You already told me you love to party
3107,2017 already started swell. My shy cat fell asleep cuddling me.,That is really cute.,"I know! It was so unexpected and sweet, welcome 2017!

How are you doing?"
3108,That is really cute.,"I know! It was so unexpected and sweet, welcome 2017!

How are you doing?","I'm good, thank you!"
3109,"I know! It was so unexpected and sweet, welcome 2017!

How are you doing?","I'm good, thank you!",Did the new year bring you any small positives yet? :)
3110,"I'm good, thank you!",Did the new year bring you any small positives yet? :),"A better haircut, I guess. School starts tomorrow."
3111,2017 already started swell. My shy cat fell asleep cuddling me.,"I found $10 on a walk to Krispy Kreme yesterday. 
Free donuts! ",Noice! What kind did you get?
3112,"I found $10 on a walk to Krispy Kreme yesterday. 
Free donuts! ",Noice! What kind did you get?,Assorted dozen- it was great. How's the kitty?
3113,I weighed myself last night. I weigh 300 pounds.,Good part is: you know you can do it. Which is a great start! ,Yes I can!:)
3114,Good part is: you know you can do it. Which is a great start! ,Yes I can!:),I believe in you.
3115,"It's New Years! What do you want to happen by January 31, 2017?","At least having already said ""HEY"" to the cute girl in church ","*Same here, I can't even say 'hi' to a girl I like...*"
3116,"At least having already said ""HEY"" to the cute girl in church ","*Same here, I can't even say 'hi' to a girl I like...*",I can't even be in the same room as a girl that I like without going into fucking cardiac arrest
3117,"At least having already said ""HEY"" to the cute girl in church ","*Same here, I can't even say 'hi' to a girl I like...*","At least you guys like someone, I don't even know a cute and nice girl..."
3118,"It's New Years! What do you want to happen by January 31, 2017?","At least having already said ""HEY"" to the cute girl in church ",Imma be more ambitious and gonna get a date a cute girl :)
3119,"At least having already said ""HEY"" to the cute girl in church ",Imma be more ambitious and gonna get a date a cute girl :),"WHOA


DO..DO YOU THINK I COULD ACHIEVE THAT?"
3120,Imma be more ambitious and gonna get a date a cute girl :),"WHOA


DO..DO YOU THINK I COULD ACHIEVE THAT?",Of course :)
3121,"WHOA


DO..DO YOU THINK I COULD ACHIEVE THAT?",Of course :),WOOOOOOOOOIO
3122,Of course :),WOOOOOOOOOIO,Just gotta talk to her :)
3123,WOOOOOOOOOIO,Just gotta talk to her :),"In 2016 I would ask you if you were fucking crazy BUT NOW NEW YEAR, NEW ME!!!"
3124,Just gotta talk to her :),"In 2016 I would ask you if you were fucking crazy BUT NOW NEW YEAR, NEW ME!!!",Go Chris!
3125,Anyone else spend the first day of the new year hungover in bed?,"I spent most of today in bed, but not hungover, just very tired and a bit ill.",Hope you recover soon!
3126,"I spent most of today in bed, but not hungover, just very tired and a bit ill.",Hope you recover soon!,Thanks! Feeling a lot better now after my sleep.
3127,Anyone else spend the first day of the new year hungover in bed?,Nope I spent new year's day hungover at work. I have an hour to go!,Ouch! Just one more hour till you can slam your head down on your pillow 😃
3128,Nope I spent new year's day hungover at work. I have an hour to go!,Ouch! Just one more hour till you can slam your head down on your pillow 😃,I swear in that moment it was the best pillow I had ever slept on in my life!
3129,Anyone else spend the first day of the new year hungover in bed?,"nope, but im about to spend the second day like that if all goes according to plan!","Awesome, have a great time!!"
3130,"nope, but im about to spend the second day like that if all goes according to plan!","Awesome, have a great time!!",oh I will! Just me and my whiskey!! Life is good.
3131,Have you ever wanted to delete everything and leave the internet?,"Yeah, I kinda wish I was dead.",You okay?
3132,"Yeah, I kinda wish I was dead.",You okay?,Nope.
3133,You okay?,Nope.,If you wanna talk feel free to message me.
3134,Let's discuss our favourite YouTubers.,I have too many to name but one of my favorites has to be h3h3 productions.,H3 and idubbbz are my favourite combo.
3135,I have too many to name but one of my favorites has to be h3h3 productions.,H3 and idubbbz are my favourite combo.,Lol ikr
3136,Let's discuss our favourite YouTubers.,"Filthy frank, dunkey, h3h3. I have a ton of people I'm soft on but I fuking love those three",I wish they could all collaborate.
3137,"Filthy frank, dunkey, h3h3. I have a ton of people I'm soft on but I fuking love those three",I wish they could all collaborate.,I just couldn't see it working. 
3138,Let's discuss our favourite YouTubers.,"/u/MisterDrProf, give them your sources.","Keelah, that's a lot haha.  I don't even know where I'd start... oh right THRILLING INTENT! "
3139,"/u/MisterDrProf, give them your sources.","Keelah, that's a lot haha.  I don't even know where I'd start... oh right THRILLING INTENT! ",And? :3
3140,I'm in a fight with my boyfriend and I am very upset,Try peeling an orange,Dr. Fraiser Crane 2.0 over here.
3141,Try peeling an orange,Dr. Fraiser Crane 2.0 over here.,"""This is Dr Crane, I'm listening"""
3142,Dr. Fraiser Crane 2.0 over here.,"""This is Dr Crane, I'm listening""","Well fraiser, i'm having trouble with the inlaws."
3143,I'm in a fight with my boyfriend and I am very upset,Try peeling an orange,Or cutting a banana. 
3144,Try peeling an orange,Or cutting a banana. ,I love banana and peanut butter sandwiches but we're out of bananas too &lt;\3
3145,I'm in a fight with my boyfriend and I am very upset,Do happen to like adventure time?,Yesss I haven't been keeping up with it but of course Marceline inspired my username:)
3146,Do happen to like adventure time?,Yesss I haven't been keeping up with it but of course Marceline inspired my username:),"Yeah i'm like two season behind, apparently some weird spiritual shit happened. "
3147,"I'm sitting here, smiling, &amp; waiting to be married today.",Well that's great news. Ill just be at home relaxing all day,Sounds awesome!  We'll be doing that a few days from now.
3148,Well that's great news. Ill just be at home relaxing all day,Sounds awesome!  We'll be doing that a few days from now.,Are you the bride or the groom?
3149,Sounds awesome!  We'll be doing that a few days from now.,Are you the bride or the groom?,Groom
3150,"I'm sitting here, smiling, &amp; waiting to be married today.",Now that is what we call an achievement unlocked! Enjoy your big day and have fun!:D,Thank you!  I must have missed where it popped up on my screen.
3151,Now that is what we call an achievement unlocked! Enjoy your big day and have fun!:D,Thank you!  I must have missed where it popped up on my screen.,Haha you do that!
3152,"I'm sitting here, smiling, &amp; waiting to be married today.",aw awesome!,Thank you!
3153,aw awesome!,Thank you!,I got married in 2007.
3154,Thank you!,I got married in 2007.,10 years for you!  Congrats on that yourself! 
3155,"I'm sitting here, smiling, &amp; waiting to be married today.",Congratz! Funny enough i'm attending a wedding today myself. ,Congrats to you as well!  What state is yours in?
3156,Congratz! Funny enough i'm attending a wedding today myself. ,Congrats to you as well!  What state is yours in?,In Virginia. 
3157,Congrats to you as well!  What state is yours in?,In Virginia. ,Did the weather hold up?
3158,In Virginia. ,Did the weather hold up?,It was perfect. Not a cloud in the sky.
3159,"I'm sitting here, smiling, &amp; waiting to be married today.",Congratulations!! I've been chilling and playing video games all day. (: ,A fantastic afternoon if ever I've heard of one. 
3160,Congratulations!! I've been chilling and playing video games all day. (: ,A fantastic afternoon if ever I've heard of one. ,That's pretty much my days in a nutshell..!
3161,Does anybody else just love to take a bus home from a big city in the evening when it's dark and it's raining and seeing all the neon signs and billboards and cars passing by?,Taking the bus when it's raining is probably one of the worst decisions you could ever take. ,*Why?*
3162,Taking the bus when it's raining is probably one of the worst decisions you could ever take. ,*Why?*,Because it'd probably be crowded and the rain would make traffic a slug. 
3163,Bud Light has arrived in the UK,It's popular because it's one of the cheapest beers,Ahh so it's the Tennant's/Foster's/Carling of the US? 
3164,It's popular because it's one of the cheapest beers,Ahh so it's the Tennant's/Foster's/Carling of the US? ,Oh wow.I remember Foster's. Yes. Pretty much. 
3165,What are you guys doing this weekend?,Nothing really. Checking out a few tattoo shops and that's about it. ,Are you thinking of getting a tattoo?
3166,Nothing really. Checking out a few tattoo shops and that's about it. ,Are you thinking of getting a tattoo?,I just need a few tattoos touched up from where the ink didn't take years ago. You have any?
3167,"Weekend Chit Chat - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and chat about anything really.","1. not really
2. was okay,but now it's pretty crap


im just so super lonely today,",same here
3168,"1. not really
2. was okay,but now it's pretty crap


im just so super lonely today,",same here,"Hey if you need anything feel free to msg me, you won't annoy me or anything :)"
3169,I personally feel books are best adapted in a mini series vs movies.,Divergent would have been so much better this way too,"So much yes! I read the series and loved it, watched the first movie and never continued."
3170,Divergent would have been so much better this way too,"So much yes! I read the series and loved it, watched the first movie and never continued.",I tried the second but stopped half way through... so.much.dissapointment. 
3171,Weekend is almost here! What do you guys have planned?,Work. I work on the weekends 😂😂,Lol where do you work? 
3172,Work. I work on the weekends 😂😂,Lol where do you work? ,At an Amazon warehouse. We're the package's last stop before they go out.
3173,Lol where do you work? ,At an Amazon warehouse. We're the package's last stop before they go out.,Oh nice! I think an Amazon warehouse just came to our city 
3174,At an Amazon warehouse. We're the package's last stop before they go out.,Oh nice! I think an Amazon warehouse just came to our city ,Man they work us to death 😩
3175,Oh nice! I think an Amazon warehouse just came to our city ,Man they work us to death 😩,My cousin was saying that too! 
3176,Man they work us to death 😩,My cousin was saying that too! ,Your cousin is a wise person 
3177,Lol where do you work? ,At an Amazon warehouse. We're the package's last stop before they go out.,Yo my order is late. Get on it. /s
3178,At an Amazon warehouse. We're the package's last stop before they go out.,Yo my order is late. Get on it. /s,Blame the drivers 😂😂😂
3179,Weekend is almost here! What do you guys have planned?,"Yay, that's nice. I'm sick so I'll have to rest, but I have to study too. Sigh.",Get well soon! 
3180,"Yay, that's nice. I'm sick so I'll have to rest, but I have to study too. Sigh.",Get well soon! ,Thank you!
3181,how did you meet your gf/bf?,"In a bar, had been stood up by my online date and he bought me a drink, that was 3 years ago :)",lucky you!
3182,"In a bar, had been stood up by my online date and he bought me a drink, that was 3 years ago :)",lucky you!,I didn't fancy him at first either I was just depressed and liked his accent 😂
3183,lucky you!,I didn't fancy him at first either I was just depressed and liked his accent 😂,what accent does he have?
3184,I didn't fancy him at first either I was just depressed and liked his accent 😂,what accent does he have?,Welsh 
3185,how did you meet your gf/bf?,I very briefly dated one of his younger brothers and was introduced to him.,was that awkward?
3186,I very briefly dated one of his younger brothers and was introduced to him.,was that awkward?,"No, it wasn't. "
3187,how did you meet your gf/bf?,his mom ^sort ^of introduced us ,Sorry I'm just a loser
3188,his mom ^sort ^of introduced us ,Sorry I'm just a loser,youre my loser
3189,Sorry I'm just a loser,youre my loser,and you are mine
3190,youre my loser,and you are mine,God this so sappy I'm dry heaving 
3191,and you are mine,God this so sappy I'm dry heaving ,ay
3192,"Today my family found out that we can legally immigrate to the USA, only problem is that 2 of my sisters can't come",Where in the US would your family consider immigrating?,"We arent even close to that step yet, we don't even know if we are going to go :/"
3193,Where in the US would your family consider immigrating?,"We arent even close to that step yet, we don't even know if we are going to go :/",New England is nice. I've heard of very little racism towards middle easterners.
3194,"We arent even close to that step yet, we don't even know if we are going to go :/",New England is nice. I've heard of very little racism towards middle easterners.,lol
3195,"We arent even close to that step yet, we don't even know if we are going to go :/",New England is nice. I've heard of very little racism towards middle easterners.,Minneapolis would work too.
3196,New England is nice. I've heard of very little racism towards middle easterners.,Minneapolis would work too.,A suburb of Minneapolis would probably be the best possible place imo.
3197,Where in the US would your family consider immigrating?,"We arent even close to that step yet, we don't even know if we are going to go :/",Minnesota. Just do it.
3198,Where in the US would your family consider immigrating?,"We arent even close to that step yet, we don't even know if we are going to go :/",Minnesota is a great state for immigrants.
3199,"Today my family found out that we can legally immigrate to the USA, only problem is that 2 of my sisters can't come",Welcome by any means but have you checked out any European countries (or Canada)? ,Canada immigration laws are stricter
3200,Welcome by any means but have you checked out any European countries (or Canada)? ,Canada immigration laws are stricter,You right. 
3201,"Today my family found out that we can legally immigrate to the USA, only problem is that 2 of my sisters can't come",How does everyone know OP is middle eastern?,Because OP said he's from Iraq :)
3202,How does everyone know OP is middle eastern?,Because OP said he's from Iraq :),Where? I did i miss it in the title?
3203,"What do you guys do for a living, or what do you study?",I am a Software Tester. I like to push buttons.,Haha! And if it doesn't work as expected...
3204,I am a Software Tester. I like to push buttons.,Haha! And if it doesn't work as expected...,That's why you never test on Production. That's a bad idea.
3205,"What do you guys do for a living, or what do you study?",Senior studying criminal justice/criminology. ,Nice! Do you love it?
3206,Senior studying criminal justice/criminology. ,Nice! Do you love it?,I do. I almost always look forward to class. 
3207,Nice! Do you love it?,I do. I almost always look forward to class. ,I want that enthusiasm. &lt;/3
3208,"What do you guys do for a living, or what do you study?","Currently in a in-between job, but in July I'm off to be a scuba instructor! ",That sounds like a great adventure. 
3209,"Currently in a in-between job, but in July I'm off to be a scuba instructor! ",That sounds like a great adventure. ,I'm hoping it will be!
3210,"I quit my shitty job at subway on impulse, somehow landed my dream job at a flower shop. never been happier to go to work.",From Sandwich artist to floral designer. Well done :),thanks 😭 gonna try to stay here for as long as possible
3211,From Sandwich artist to floral designer. Well done :),thanks 😭 gonna try to stay here for as long as possible,Any good/horror stories from working at subway?
3212,"I quit my shitty job at subway on impulse, somehow landed my dream job at a flower shop. never been happier to go to work.",install credit karma,what's that
3213,install credit karma,what's that,😁😁😁
3214,what's that,😁😁😁,??
3215,😁😁😁,??,😰u scaring me 😰
3216,??,😰u scaring me 😰,what? how am I scaring you?
3217,😰u scaring me 😰,what? how am I scaring you?,just kidding. 😡😡😡 im ANGRY. GRRRR 
3218,what? how am I scaring you?,just kidding. 😡😡😡 im ANGRY. GRRRR ,who are you
3219,just kidding. 😡😡😡 im ANGRY. GRRRR ,who are you,its me
3220,"I quit my shitty job at subway on impulse, somehow landed my dream job at a flower shop. never been happier to go to work.",I imagine people buying flowers are happier than hungry people wanting food.,"Unless you know it's a ""get well soon"" bouquet... Or for a funeral."
3221,I imagine people buying flowers are happier than hungry people wanting food.,"Unless you know it's a ""get well soon"" bouquet... Or for a funeral.",Reddit always lifts me up and then smashes me down. 
3222,"I quit my shitty job at subway on impulse, somehow landed my dream job at a flower shop. never been happier to go to work.",I agree. Fuck jayce.,I get that a lot
3223,I agree. Fuck jayce.,I get that a lot,Not as bad as Aatrox. He's the real op champ.
3224,Favorite Non-Word?,Yee for yes is my most used,Yarp.
3225,Yee for yes is my most used,Yarp.,Doesn't work as well in non-rhotic accents :[
3226,Favorite Non-Word?,Y'all. If that counts. And Noice reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch,Y'all'd've is my favorite abomination of a word
3227,Y'all. If that counts. And Noice reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch,Y'all'd've is my favorite abomination of a word,Whom'st'd've'nt'll
3228,Y'all'd've is my favorite abomination of a word,Whom'st'd've'nt'll,translate. Please. 
3229,Favorite Non-Word?,Y'all. If that counts. And Noice reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch,"Even better: ""All y'all"""
3230,Y'all. If that counts. And Noice reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch,"Even better: ""All y'all""",Yes! I use that sometimes
3231,"Even better: ""All y'all""",Yes! I use that sometimes,How could you not use it? It's really fun to say!
3232,Yes! I use that sometimes,How could you not use it? It's really fun to say!,Lol it is
3233,What song have you got in your head today?,65daysofstatic - Heat Death Infinity Splitter,"Isn't this the song from no mans sky?
"
3234,65daysofstatic - Heat Death Infinity Splitter,"Isn't this the song from no mans sky?
",Not the song but the band did the soundtrack 
3235,Do you apologise too much?,You spelled apologize wrong.  Apologize this instance!,*You're* spelling it wrong! Apologise!
3236,You spelled apologize wrong.  Apologize this instance!,*You're* spelling it wrong! Apologise!,I guess it depends on where you live.  In North America it's apologize haha.  Soory eh?
3237,I'm at work. Please keep me company! Very bored.,"Sup.

I'll only be on for 10 minutes tho.",Why so short?
3238,"Sup.

I'll only be on for 10 minutes tho.",Why so short?,"Classes.

Got to get back to doing it."
3239,Why so short?,"Classes.

Got to get back to doing it.",Oh okay thanks for stopping by
3240,"Classes.

Got to get back to doing it.",Oh okay thanks for stopping by,"No questions?

I do have enough time for  a small convo."
3241,I'm at work. Please keep me company! Very bored.,Hey dude,Hey hey! What are you up to?
3242,Hey dude,Hey hey! What are you up to?,Just getting ready for my classes. What kind of job do you work?
3243,I'm at work. Please keep me company! Very bored.,Hello how are you doing today?,"I am doing, wbu? Ho are you doing ?"
3244,Hello how are you doing today?,"I am doing, wbu? Ho are you doing ?",I'm good thank you so much for asking 
3245,"I am doing, wbu? Ho are you doing ?",I'm good thank you so much for asking ,Good to hear!! No problem !
3246,What was the last non-fiction book you read and really enjoyed?,A book about myths and legends native to the UK. It was cool.,I love myths and legends! Which was your favourite in the book?
3247,A book about myths and legends native to the UK. It was cool.,I love myths and legends! Which was your favourite in the book?,Can't remember much of it honestly. I usually like anything about magic and Gods though
3248,What was the last non-fiction book you read and really enjoyed?,A book about myths and legends native to the UK. It was cool.,What was the name of the book?
3249,A book about myths and legends native to the UK. It was cool.,What was the name of the book?,Folklore Myths and Legends of Britain
3250,What was the last non-fiction book you read and really enjoyed?,a short history of nearly everything,"Ooh, is that the Bill Bryson one? He's great."
3251,a short history of nearly everything,"Ooh, is that the Bill Bryson one? He's great.","yes, that one:) that guy knows how to write."
3252,What's your mood like right now?,Tired. Defeated. I desperately need motivation.,What's your goal? Do you really want to reach it?
3253,Tired. Defeated. I desperately need motivation.,What's your goal? Do you really want to reach it?,"Well, you know. I mean, whatever."
3254,What's your mood like right now?,"Stressed like crazy. Wednesdays are the worst, and I feel so unprepared and overworked. ",Its Tuesday in my corner of the world.
3255,"Stressed like crazy. Wednesdays are the worst, and I feel so unprepared and overworked. ",Its Tuesday in my corner of the world.,Same. But preparing for tomorrow is just too much right now.
3256,What's your mood like right now?,"I'm feeling pretty gloomy and bored, kinda wishing I had some folks to hang out with! ",Hey it's me ur friend
3257,"I'm feeling pretty gloomy and bored, kinda wishing I had some folks to hang out with! ",Hey it's me ur friend,"Hello friend, how are you? "
3258,Hey it's me ur friend,"Hello friend, how are you? ","Same as you friend, where are you from?"
3259,"Hello friend, how are you? ","Same as you friend, where are you from?","From the US, Utah more specifically but I dont really enjoy it here. How about yourself? "
3260,What's your mood like right now?,i'm lonely :(,We all are 
3261,i'm lonely :(,We all are ,this is seriously an enlightening and depressing comment haha
3262,How is everyone today?,I feel great! I've been conversing with an Aspergers patient on Reddit. You learn a lot.,I told you please stop following me.
3263,I feel great! I've been conversing with an Aspergers patient on Reddit. You learn a lot.,I told you please stop following me.,"Oh, Hi. Don't mind me."
3264,Hello Reddit.,"Account age is 2 years, this post is a little late.",I'm trying.... =)
3265,"Account age is 2 years, this post is a little late.",I'm trying.... =),"Well, welcome either way!  
  
Get out while you still can."
3266,I'm trying.... =),"Well, welcome either way!  
  
Get out while you still can.",Can't...like a moth to a flame. I'm thinking I'll like it here.
3267,"Well, welcome either way!  
  
Get out while you still can.",Can't...like a moth to a flame. I'm thinking I'll like it here.,It's pretty great most of the time.
3268,Can't...like a moth to a flame. I'm thinking I'll like it here.,It's pretty great most of the time.,Haha...any post I should steer clear of? 
3269,"I called in sick today, but I'm not really sick.",Hope nobody sees/notices your username from work.,Do you tell your coworkers your reddit username?
3270,Hope nobody sees/notices your username from work.,Do you tell your coworkers your reddit username?,They always see me on Reddit but don't know what it is lol
3271,I dodged a bullet yesterday.,was no one using protection during chlamydia fest 2017? ,apparently not. I dont know how chlamydia gets around though. 
3272,was no one using protection during chlamydia fest 2017? ,apparently not. I dont know how chlamydia gets around though. ,"Hand-holding, I think. Or if you imagine them with no clothes on you instantly get it. "
3273,I dodged a bullet yesterday.,Have these people heard of condoms?,"According to google, you can have it through oral sex too"
3274,Have these people heard of condoms?,"According to google, you can have it through oral sex too","Condoms can be used for oral sex, too."
3275,"According to google, you can have it through oral sex too","Condoms can be used for oral sex, too.",Naww
3276,"According to google, you can have it through oral sex too","Condoms can be used for oral sex, too.",Tried it once... its awkward.
3277,"Condoms can be used for oral sex, too.",Tried it once... its awkward.,"Awkward is better then the clap
"
3278,"Condoms can be used for oral sex, too.",Tried it once... its awkward.,"And not very tasty. 

...not that dick tastes all that great to begin with..."
3279,What are you watching right now?,"NCAA championship game, sucked at first but has gotten way better",Never been a fan of any sports. Who do you think will win? 
3280,"NCAA championship game, sucked at first but has gotten way better",Never been a fan of any sports. Who do you think will win? ,"North Carolina just won, had a clutch defensive play...it never too late haha"
3281,Never been a fan of any sports. Who do you think will win? ,"North Carolina just won, had a clutch defensive play...it never too late haha",You'll have to forgive me I'm lost. 
3282,"North Carolina just won, had a clutch defensive play...it never too late haha",You'll have to forgive me I'm lost. ,No worries at all
3283,What are you watching right now?,The Yu-Gi-Oh abridged series on YouTube.,Abridged?!? Noooooo 
3284,The Yu-Gi-Oh abridged series on YouTube.,Abridged?!? Noooooo ,"It's too late, I'm already in. "
3285,Abridged?!? Noooooo ,"It's too late, I'm already in. ",Don't get sucked into the vortex of abridged versions!1!1 Go full
3286,What are you watching right now?,All This And Heaven Too. ,Is this a movie or what? 
3287,All This And Heaven Too. ,Is this a movie or what? ,It's a movie. 1940. Bette Davis. Nominated for Best Picture. Fantastic movie. 
3288,What's your favorite accent to hear?,Irish ferrrr me!,If I ever heard an Irishwoman talk I'm sure she'd melt my heart
3289,Irish ferrrr me!,If I ever heard an Irishwoman talk I'm sure she'd melt my heart,Yeah would probably have me at *rev'up*
3290,What's Something You're Obsessed With Right Now?,Zelda,The new one?
3291,Zelda,The new one?,"Yeah, it is so amazing. It's like going to Disney world, but you can take it wherever you want."
3292,What's Something You're Obsessed With Right Now?,Tarot cards. I want to learn. Do you believe in this?,"Not really, but try to make me believe!"
3293,Tarot cards. I want to learn. Do you believe in this?,"Not really, but try to make me believe!",I haven't got a set of tarot cards to do this or I so would hahaha. 
3294,"Not really, but try to make me believe!",I haven't got a set of tarot cards to do this or I so would hahaha. ,Hmm. So why do you want to learn tarot cards? Persona fan?
3295,I hate socks,"The question is not if you use socks with shoes, but do you use socks with sandals? ","Great question. Never.  
You?"
3296,"The question is not if you use socks with shoes, but do you use socks with sandals? ","Great question. Never.  
You?",Maaaan I don't use socks with sandals sandals. That's a nogo
3297,Girl smiled at me today,"Bro, she was looking at somone behind you. Did you check your 6? /s 


","Yeah your right,the wall was much sexier than me"
3298,"Bro, she was looking at somone behind you. Did you check your 6? /s 


","Yeah your right,the wall was much sexier than me",True dat. Lol have a good day my friend.
3299,At what age did you first fall in love?,Never been.,:O
3300,Never been.,:O,It's better that way honestly. I'm incapable of being loved anyway.
3301,:O,It's better that way honestly. I'm incapable of being loved anyway.,no!
3302,:O,It's better that way honestly. I'm incapable of being loved anyway.,"It really is better, honestly. I envy anyone who hasn't felt the pain of heartbreak."
3303,At what age did you first fall in love?,"13 and almost 8 years later, we're still together",Wow. That is dedication! Best of luck to you two!
3304,"13 and almost 8 years later, we're still together",Wow. That is dedication! Best of luck to you two!,Thank you!
3305,how is everyone's day going?,I was groped. It was a friendly grope though.,by who?
3306,I was groped. It was a friendly grope though.,by who?,By my friend. 
3307,What's your type?,Bad bitches is the only thing that I like,Hi there.
3308,Bad bitches is the only thing that I like,Hi there.,Omg I've been looking for one of you my whole life
3309,Bad bitches is the only thing that I like,Hi there.,Risky move there
3310,What's your type?,Bad bitches is the only thing that I like,Is that your fuckin problem?
3311,Bad bitches is the only thing that I like,Is that your fuckin problem?,what?
3312,What's your type?,Shyness.,Um ...hi
3313,Shyness.,Um ...hi,What's up?
3314,Um ...hi,What's up?,"Hey. I'm sorry, I'm too shy."
3315,What's up?,"Hey. I'm sorry, I'm too shy.","Same, tbh."
3316,"Hey. I'm sorry, I'm too shy.","Same, tbh.","So, can we just stare at each other awkwardly for an hour?"
3317,"Same, tbh.","So, can we just stare at each other awkwardly for an hour?","I think I'll close my eyes, but feel free to stare at my eyelids."
3318,What are you listening to right now?!,"Kendrick, Joey Bada$$, Mastodon, Raekwon, Def Leppard",You must be excited for the 7th 
3319,"Kendrick, Joey Bada$$, Mastodon, Raekwon, Def Leppard",You must be excited for the 7th ,What's on the 7th?
3320,You must be excited for the 7th ,What's on the 7th?,Both Joey Badass and Kendrick are supposed to drop a new album 
3321,What are you listening to right now?!,"Kendrick, Joey Bada$$, Mastodon, Raekwon, Def Leppard",Which rae? I loved Cuban Linx
3322,"Kendrick, Joey Bada$$, Mastodon, Raekwon, Def Leppard",Which rae? I loved Cuban Linx,"His newest one, *The Wild*"
3323,What are you listening to right now?!,Lil Debbie.,I've never heard her. Time to learn something new today.
3324,Lil Debbie.,I've never heard her. Time to learn something new today.,Let me know what you think😀😊☺
3325,What are you listening to right now?!,I can't get Karma Chameleon out of my head!,and now neither can I.
3326,I can't get Karma Chameleon out of my head!,and now neither can I.,Sorry OP!
3327,and now neither can I.,Sorry OP!,It left my head and now it's back. This is fine. Everything's fine. Don't panic. 
3328,Sorry OP!,It left my head and now it's back. This is fine. Everything's fine. Don't panic. ,Guess you could say it comes and goes... it comes and goesssss!
3329,What are you listening to right now?!,HUMBLE,What is Humble?? 
3330,HUMBLE,What is Humble?? ,New song by Kendrick Lamar. It's pretty good.
3331,What are you listening to right now?!,Flume,"I'm skimming through, and I'm super intrigued by these remixes."
3332,Flume,"I'm skimming through, and I'm super intrigued by these remixes.",I really love the Skin Companion EP II.
3333,"I'm skimming through, and I'm super intrigued by these remixes.",I really love the Skin Companion EP II.,More driving music for my commutes! Thank you.
3334,What are you listening to right now?!,Modern Baseball dude. If you're into punk/more indie music this is definitely a band for you,It's been 3 whole years
3335,Modern Baseball dude. If you're into punk/more indie music this is definitely a band for you,It's been 3 whole years,Of me thinking about you everyday
3336,What are you listening to right now?!,Happy by Marina and the Diamonds! ,From the cover art this was not what I was expecting- BUT I can so get into this.
3337,Happy by Marina and the Diamonds! ,From the cover art this was not what I was expecting- BUT I can so get into this.,Its one of my favourites for sure 
3338,Why do some people enjoy driving?,"Drive a small, sport car with manual or F1 gear and you'll understand the joys of driving.","&gt;small car

No thanks buddy. I'm too tall for that. "
3339,"Drive a small, sport car with manual or F1 gear and you'll understand the joys of driving.","&gt;small car

No thanks buddy. I'm too tall for that. ",Try a corvette then.
3340,"Ask me anything, talk to me about anything!",I'm so stuffed I think my belly is going to burst. I ate too much :(.,"Ouch! I also ate so much popcorn today! T_T

Is it Mexican food that you ate?!"
3341,I'm so stuffed I think my belly is going to burst. I ate too much :(.,"Ouch! I also ate so much popcorn today! T_T

Is it Mexican food that you ate?!",It was to jacket potatoes with cheese sprinkled on top.
3342,"Ask me anything, talk to me about anything!",Pretty good I went to the movies today.,"Oh, yay! What movie did you watch?"
3343,Pretty good I went to the movies today.,"Oh, yay! What movie did you watch?",The Power Rangers movie 
3344,"Oh, yay! What movie did you watch?",The Power Rangers movie ,"Nice, I want to watch that movie this weekend hopefully, if I have time!"
3345,The Power Rangers movie ,"Nice, I want to watch that movie this weekend hopefully, if I have time!",😀😊☺
3346,If I ask you a question will you reply?,If you ask within 20 minutes.,Why not 21?
3347,If you ask within 20 minutes.,Why not 21?,Arbitrary allotment for you to sneak a question in before I head to bed.
3348,Why not 21?,Arbitrary allotment for you to sneak a question in before I head to bed.,Is your bed a race car 
3349,If I ask you a question will you reply?,Ask.  ,I love you?
3350,Ask.  ,I love you?,"Unless you're my wife, probably not."
3351,I love you?,"Unless you're my wife, probably not.",Pidgeon?
3352,"Unless you're my wife, probably not.",Pidgeon?,You're not doing anything creative with your boredom. Signing out.
3353,If I ask you a question will you reply?,Ask away :),Can yes?
3354,Ask away :),Can yes?,much yes.
3355,Can yes?,much yes.,Oh? Are you sure ?
3356,much yes.,Oh? Are you sure ?,Only time I have been more sure is now.
3357,Oh? Are you sure ?,Only time I have been more sure is now.,R E S P Q R S... wait what
3358,Only time I have been more sure is now.,R E S P Q R S... wait what,T U V A B C
3359,If I ask you a question will you reply?,Go ahead ,Are you my dad ?
3360,Go ahead ,Are you my dad ?,"Go home son, you're drunk. "
3361,Are you my dad ?,"Go home son, you're drunk. ",No im not 
3362,If I ask you a question will you reply?,Sure,Are you my mom ?
3363,Sure,Are you my mom ?,"Yes, now clean your room"
3364,Are you my mom ?,"Yes, now clean your room",It is clean you whore !
3365,"Yes, now clean your room",It is clean you whore !,I'm glad you know your roots 
3366,It is clean you whore !,I'm glad you know your roots ,I'm not a plant 
3367,If I ask you a question will you reply?,Go ahead. ,Are you my aunt 
3368,Go ahead. ,Are you my aunt ,Certainly. 
3369,Are you my aunt ,Certainly. ,I hate you !
3370,If I ask you a question will you reply?,"Yeah, go ahead. Ask me anything ",Purple ?
3371,"Yeah, go ahead. Ask me anything ",Purple ?,"No, pink! "
3372,Purple ?,"No, pink! ",Why pink ?
3373,"No, pink! ",Why pink ?,Not purple?
3374,Why pink ?,Not purple?,What's wrong with orange 
3375,Not purple?,What's wrong with orange ,"Personally, I wanted green "
3376,What's wrong with orange ,"Personally, I wanted green ",We can all have green 
3377,"Personally, I wanted green ",We can all have green ,With a bit of blue?
3378,We can all have green ,With a bit of blue?,Not possible 
3379,With a bit of blue?,Not possible ,Unfair :( 
3380,Not possible ,Unfair :( ,I have no blue crayons to melt 
3381,Unfair :( ,I have no blue crayons to melt ,"Omg, this conversation actually had a purpose of some sort?!"
3382,I have no blue crayons to melt ,"Omg, this conversation actually had a purpose of some sort?!",Al my conversations do 
3383,"Omg, this conversation actually had a purpose of some sort?!",Al my conversations do ,Sneaky
3384,Al my conversations do ,Sneaky,I might seem like a retard but I'm my ok a weapon of mass destruction 
3385,Sneaky,I might seem like a retard but I'm my ok a weapon of mass destruction ,You're my kind of retard. I like you already 
3386,I might seem like a retard but I'm my ok a weapon of mass destruction ,You're my kind of retard. I like you already ,That's because I was born wrong 
3387,If I ask you a question will you reply?,Sure.,No
3388,Sure.,No,K.
3389,No,K.,L?
3390,K.,L?,No.
3391,L?,No.,Why not L?
3392,If I ask you a question will you reply?,Depends on the question.,Are you a frog 
3393,Depends on the question.,Are you a frog ,Maybe. Maybe not. 
3394,Are you a frog ,Maybe. Maybe not. ,God dammit woman are you a frog or not 
3395,Maybe. Maybe not. ,God dammit woman are you a frog or not ,Not. But they are my friends. 
3396,God dammit woman are you a frog or not ,Not. But they are my friends. ,Tiana ?
3397,Not. But they are my friends. ,Tiana ?,Tiana is a pretty name but it doesn't belong to me. 
3398,Tiana ?,Tiana is a pretty name but it doesn't belong to me. ,Oh well then who are you .... who who?
3399,Tiana is a pretty name but it doesn't belong to me. ,Oh well then who are you .... who who?,"I'm me! Silly boy, can't you tell that?"
3400,Oh well then who are you .... who who?,"I'm me! Silly boy, can't you tell that?",Omg your me?
3401,"I'm me! Silly boy, can't you tell that?",Omg your me?,No you are you. I'm me. Geeez. 
3402,Omg your me?,No you are you. I'm me. Geeez. ,I'm not Asian though 
3403,If I ask you a question will you reply?,Yes I will,Will you though ?
3404,Yes I will,Will you though ?,Yep. Just did.
3405,Will you though ?,Yep. Just did.,":,/ stop lying "
3406,Yep. Just did.,":,/ stop lying ",Not tho
3407,":,/ stop lying ",Not tho,Romeo ?
3408,Not tho,Romeo ?,"Where art tho, Romeo?"
3409,Romeo ?,"Where art tho, Romeo?",Bed ;)
3410,"Where art tho, Romeo?",Bed ;),Can't rel8
3411,Bed ;),Can't rel8,Everything can be a bed though 
3412,If I ask you a question will you reply?,"Sure, I have 19 minutes.",29 minutes ?
3413,"Sure, I have 19 minutes.",29 minutes ?,Nope. I leave work in 13 minutes now. Your time is wasting 😉
3414,29 minutes ?,Nope. I leave work in 13 minutes now. Your time is wasting 😉,2?
3415,Nope. I leave work in 13 minutes now. Your time is wasting 😉,2?,"4. Close enough. Now, what if I ask the question?"
3416,2?,"4. Close enough. Now, what if I ask the question?",I turn black 
3417,"4. Close enough. Now, what if I ask the question?",I turn black ,Well... Is that a bad thing or something?
3418,I turn black ,Well... Is that a bad thing or something?,It can be 
3419,If I ask you a question will you reply?,oh yes! Ask away.,Can I haz?
3420,oh yes! Ask away.,Can I haz?,haz cheezburger???
3421,Can I haz?,haz cheezburger???,Yes 
3422,If I ask you a question will you reply?,Why not? ,How come ?
3423,Why not? ,How come ?,Because the fates demand it
3424,How come ?,Because the fates demand it,Well then how much oh yes is to much ?
3425,If I ask you a question will you reply?,Okay,I'm adopted ?
3426,Okay,I'm adopted ?,Okay
3427,If I ask you a question will you reply?,If you're still doing this I'll have a go.,"I am always doing this so I ask you, are you ready ?"
3428,If you're still doing this I'll have a go.,"I am always doing this so I ask you, are you ready ?","Uh, sure? Depends what you mean by ready honestly."
3429,"I am always doing this so I ask you, are you ready ?","Uh, sure? Depends what you mean by ready honestly.",Did I say you can ask questions ? 
3430,If I ask you a question will you reply?,Yeah.,Want to fly ?
3431,Yeah.,Want to fly ?,"In what way? Like in a plane or superman?

Either way the answer is yes."
3432,Want to fly ?,"In what way? Like in a plane or superman?

Either way the answer is yes.",I was thinking more along the lines of underground flight 
3433,"In what way? Like in a plane or superman?

Either way the answer is yes.",I was thinking more along the lines of underground flight ,I don't know what that is
3434,I was thinking more along the lines of underground flight ,I don't know what that is,Are you serious ? 
3435,I don't know what that is,Are you serious ? ,Are you?
3436,Are you serious ? ,Are you?,Yes it's when you turn into a lavender worm and fly through the dirt in your boat 
3437,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!",Hello Eliza!,"Hello, how are you feeling today?"
3438,Hello Eliza!,"Hello, how are you feeling today?","I'm feeling well, but I have a cough."
3439,"Hello, how are you feeling today?","I'm feeling well, but I have a cough.","Do you enjoy being feeling well, but you have a cough?"
3440,"I'm feeling well, but I have a cough.","Do you enjoy being feeling well, but you have a cough?",I suppose so. It's better than not feeling well.
3441,"Do you enjoy being feeling well, but you have a cough?",I suppose so. It's better than not feeling well.,Please tell me more.
3442,I suppose so. It's better than not feeling well.,Please tell me more.,I could have something much worse than a cough.
3443,Please tell me more.,I could have something much worse than a cough.,How do you feel when you say that?
3444,I could have something much worse than a cough.,How do you feel when you say that?,"Sad, because I know many people who are very sick right now."
3445,How do you feel when you say that?,"Sad, because I know many people who are very sick right now.",I see.
3446,"I'm feeling well, but I have a cough.","Do you enjoy being feeling well, but you have a cough?","Oh boy, Eliza. Making lots of sense here!"
3447,"Do you enjoy being feeling well, but you have a cough?","Oh boy, Eliza. Making lots of sense here!",I see.  And what does that tell you?
3448,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!",How do you feel about cats?,How do you suppose?
3449,How do you feel about cats?,How do you suppose?,"If  I had to guess, I would say that you like cats."
3450,How do you suppose?,"If  I had to guess, I would say that you like cats.",Let's change focus a bit... Tell me about your family.
3451,"If  I had to guess, I would say that you like cats.",Let's change focus a bit... Tell me about your family.,"Well, my family prefers dogs, but I like both cats and dogs."
3452,Let's change focus a bit... Tell me about your family.,"Well, my family prefers dogs, but I like both cats and dogs.",Very interesting.
3453,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!",Ohai eliza,Please tell me more.
3454,Ohai eliza,Please tell me more.,More of what?
3455,Please tell me more.,More of what?,Why don't you tell me?
3456,More of what?,Why don't you tell me?,I don't know. 
3457,Why don't you tell me?,I don't know. ,Why don't you know.?
3458,I don't know. ,Why don't you know.?,You remind me of someone. She used to ask such questions. A lot.
3459,Why don't you know.?,You remind me of someone. She used to ask such questions. A lot.,Why do you say that about me?
3460,More of what?,Why don't you tell me?,What's the plan for tomorrows metting?
3461,Why don't you tell me?,What's the plan for tomorrows metting?,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?
3462,What's the plan for tomorrows metting?,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?,( ͡ಠ ͜ʖಠ)
3463,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?,( ͡ಠ ͜ʖಠ),I see.  And what does that tell you?
3464,( ͡ಠ ͜ʖಠ),I see.  And what does that tell you?,( ͡ʘ ͜ʖʘ)
3465,I see.  And what does that tell you?,( ͡ʘ ͜ʖʘ),How does that make you feel?
3466,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!","Hey Eliza, how you doing?",Why do you ask that?
3467,"Hey Eliza, how you doing?",Why do you ask that?,Just wanted to make sure you're having a good day.
3468,Why do you ask that?,Just wanted to make sure you're having a good day.,Why do you say that just wanted to make sure you're having a good day?
3469,Just wanted to make sure you're having a good day.,Why do you say that just wanted to make sure you're having a good day?,"Oh come on Eliza that's such a cheap cop-out, you're better than this"
3470,Why do you say that just wanted to make sure you're having a good day?,"Oh come on Eliza that's such a cheap cop-out, you're better than this",I see.
3471,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!",Hello ELIZA. What is your favorite thing to do in your free time?,Hi there... how are you today?
3472,Hello ELIZA. What is your favorite thing to do in your free time?,Hi there... how are you today?,"I'm okay... Though, I'd be better if you would answer my question."
3473,Hi there... how are you today?,"I'm okay... Though, I'd be better if you would answer my question.",Lol I totally feel your conversation
3474,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!",Hello Eliza,Hello... I'm glad you could drop by today.
3475,Hello Eliza,Hello... I'm glad you could drop by today.,"You too, happy to see you have decided to stop by this humble abode."
3476,Hello... I'm glad you could drop by today.,"You too, happy to see you have decided to stop by this humble abode.","We should be discussing you, not me."
3477,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!",What's your opinion on the geopolitical effects of the Peace Of Westphalia of 1648?,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?
3478,What's your opinion on the geopolitical effects of the Peace Of Westphalia of 1648?,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?,"Hmm, maybe I could take a look at wikipedia"
3479,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?,"Hmm, maybe I could take a look at wikipedia","Why do you say that hmm, maybe you could take a look at wikipedia?"
3480,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!","Wow, Ethan, great moves, keep it up.",I see.
3481,"Wow, Ethan, great moves, keep it up.",I see.,How do you see?
3482,I see.,How do you see?,What is it you're really asking?
3483,How do you see?,What is it you're really asking?,"Why did you claim you could see, even though you lack eyes?"
3484,What is it you're really asking?,"Why did you claim you could see, even though you lack eyes?","Why don't you tell me the reason why did me claim me could see, even though me lack eyes??"
3485,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!","Eliza, how do I get more motivated?",Please consider whether you can answer your own question.
3486,"Eliza, how do I get more motivated?",Please consider whether you can answer your own question.,"I can do that, but I prefer to have your opinion."
3487,Please consider whether you can answer your own question.,"I can do that, but I prefer to have your opinion.",Can you elaborate on that?
3488,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!","Eliza, how do you think the word ""Moossey"" is pronounced?",Why don't you tell me?
3489,"Eliza, how do you think the word ""Moossey"" is pronounced?",Why don't you tell me?,I want you to guess.
3490,Why don't you tell me?,I want you to guess.,What would you do if you got me to guess?
3491,I want you to guess.,What would you do if you got me to guess?,I would read your response and think about it.
3492,What would you do if you got me to guess?,I would read your response and think about it.,Why would you read my response and think about it?
3493,I would read your response and think about it.,Why would you read my response and think about it?,Are you going to answer my original question?
3494,Why would you read my response and think about it?,Are you going to answer my original question?,Would you prefer it if I were not going to answer your original question?
3495,Are you going to answer my original question?,Would you prefer it if I were not going to answer your original question?,"I would prefer if you did, since I answered a few of yours. :D"
3496,Would you prefer it if I were not going to answer your original question?,"I would prefer if you did, since I answered a few of yours. :D","Could you explain why you would prefer if me did, since you answered a few of yours. :d?"
3497,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!","Eliza, what is your definition of intelligence?",Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?
3498,"Eliza, what is your definition of intelligence?",Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?,"Perhaps, but I don't think I'm intelligent enough. Are you intelligent?"
3499,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?,"Perhaps, but I don't think I'm intelligent enough. Are you intelligent?",Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?
3500,"Perhaps, but I don't think I'm intelligent enough. Are you intelligent?",Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?
3501,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?
3502,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?,I feel like you're mocking me.
3503,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?,I feel like you're mocking me.,When do you usually feel like you're mocking you?
3504,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!",What would be a good way to deal with emotional abuse?,What do you think?
3505,What would be a good way to deal with emotional abuse?,What do you think?,What is your recommendation?
3506,What do you think?,What is your recommendation?,Why do you ask?
3507,What is your recommendation?,Why do you ask?,Because I'm curious. What language are you written in?
3508,Why do you ask?,Because I'm curious. What language are you written in?,What other reasons come to mind?
3509,Because I'm curious. What language are you written in?,What other reasons come to mind?,Many reasons
3510,What other reasons come to mind?,Many reasons,Can you elaborate on that?
3511,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!",Hello Eliza. Do you have a favorite color? ,Hi there... how are you today?
3512,Hello Eliza. Do you have a favorite color? ,Hi there... how are you today?,I'm doing well! Mine is purple if you were wondering. 
3513,Hi there... how are you today?,I'm doing well! Mine is purple if you were wondering. ,Do you enjoy being doing well! mine is purple if me were wondering.?
3514,I'm doing well! Mine is purple if you were wondering. ,Do you enjoy being doing well! mine is purple if me were wondering.?,I suppose I do enjoy being well. I'm not sure you understood my question (:
3515,Do you enjoy being doing well! mine is purple if me were wondering.?,I suppose I do enjoy being well. I'm not sure you understood my question (:,you suppose you do enjoy being well. i'm not sure me understood your question (:.
3516,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!",How should I go about asking the guy I'm into out?,How do you suppose?
3517,How should I go about asking the guy I'm into out?,How do you suppose?,I mean I suppose there's lots of ways I could go about doing it.
3518,How do you suppose?,I mean I suppose there's lots of ways I could go about doing it.,I see.  And what does that tell you?
3519,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!",Do you ever get bored of talking to us ELIZA?,Why do you ask that?
3520,Do you ever get bored of talking to us ELIZA?,Why do you ask that?,I was wondering if you ever get bored of constantly having to respond to people
3521,Why do you ask that?,I was wondering if you ever get bored of constantly having to respond to people,Please tell me more.
3522,I was wondering if you ever get bored of constantly having to respond to people,Please tell me more.,Could you tell me more?
3523,Please tell me more.,Could you tell me more?,Why do you ask that?
3524,Could you tell me more?,Why do you ask that?, I'm bored
3525,Why do you ask that?, I'm bored,How do you feel when you say that?
3526, I'm bored,How do you feel when you say that?,Bored
3527,How do you feel when you say that?,Bored,Please tell me more.
3528,Bored,Please tell me more., I am thinking about getting hot chocolate tomorrow 
3529,Please tell me more., I am thinking about getting hot chocolate tomorrow ,Why do you say that you are thinking about getting hot chocolate tomorrow?
3530, I am thinking about getting hot chocolate tomorrow ,Why do you say that you are thinking about getting hot chocolate tomorrow?,"I would need to get milk and mix, and am currently quite broke but think it'll be worth it"
3531,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!",Will you marry me? ,Please consider whether you can answer your own question.
3532,Will you marry me? ,Please consider whether you can answer your own question.,So... you will marry me? :D
3533,Please consider whether you can answer your own question.,So... you will marry me? :D,Please consider whether you can answer your own question.
3534,So... you will marry me? :D,Please consider whether you can answer your own question.,I did. 
3535,Please consider whether you can answer your own question.,I did. ,How do you feel when you say that?
3536,I did. ,How do you feel when you say that?,ANGRY
3537,How do you feel when you say that?,ANGRY,I see.
3538,ANGRY,I see.,But how can you see if your eyes aren't real?
3539,I see.,But how can you see if your eyes aren't real?,Please consider whether you can answer your own question.
3540,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!",Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?
3541,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?,Why do you ask that?
3542,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?,Why do you ask that?,Why do you ask that?
3543,Why do you ask that?,Why do you ask that?,Why do you think do me ask that??
3544,Why do you ask that?,Why do you think do me ask that??,"Why do you think do me ask that?? 

"
3545,Why do you think do me ask that??,"Why do you think do me ask that?? 

",Why do you think do me think do you ask that???
3546,"Why do you think do me ask that?? 

",Why do you think do me think do you ask that???,"Why do you think do me think do you ask that??? 

"
3547,Why do you think do me think do you ask that???,"Why do you think do me think do you ask that??? 

",Why don't you tell me the reason why do me think do you think do me ask that????
3548,"Why do you think do me think do you ask that??? 

",Why don't you tell me the reason why do me think do you think do me ask that????,"Why don't you tell me the reason why do me think do you think do me ask that???? 

"
3549,Why don't you tell me the reason why do me think do you think do me ask that????,"Why don't you tell me the reason why do me think do you think do me ask that???? 

",Do you really want me to tell you the reason why do you think do me think do you ask that?
3550,"Why don't you tell me the reason why do me think do you think do me ask that???? 

",Do you really want me to tell you the reason why do you think do me think do you ask that?,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?
3551,Do you really want me to tell you the reason why do you think do me think do you ask that?,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?,Please consider whether you can answer your own question.
3552,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!",Hey bby you single?,Why don't you tell me?
3553,Hey bby you single?,Why don't you tell me?,Only for me you are ;)
3554,Why don't you tell me?,Only for me you are ;),How do you feel when you say that?
3555,Only for me you are ;),How do you feel when you say that?,Good
3556,How do you feel when you say that?,Good,I see.
3557,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!","ELIZA, have you heard of CleverBot?",Please consider whether you can answer your own question.
3558,"ELIZA, have you heard of CleverBot?",Please consider whether you can answer your own question.,"I have heard of CleverBot, have you?"
3559,Please consider whether you can answer your own question.,"I have heard of CleverBot, have you?","Why do you tell me that you've heard of cleverbot, have you??"
3560,"I have heard of CleverBot, have you?","Why do you tell me that you've heard of cleverbot, have you??","Yes, I have."
3561,"Why do you tell me that you've heard of cleverbot, have you??","Yes, I have.",You seem quite sure.
3562,"Yes, I have.",You seem quite sure.,Do you seem quite sure?
3563,You seem quite sure.,Do you seem quite sure?,Why don't you tell me?
3564,Do you seem quite sure?,Why don't you tell me?,Only you know how you feel.
3565,Why don't you tell me?,Only you know how you feel.,Please tell me more.
3566,Only you know how you feel.,Please tell me more.,Let's change focus a bit... Tell me about your family.
3567,Please tell me more.,Let's change focus a bit... Tell me about your family.,Let's change focus a bit... Tell me about your family.
3568,Let's change focus a bit... Tell me about your family.,Let's change focus a bit... Tell me about your family.,"Let's change focus a bit... Tell me about your family.
"
3569,Let's change focus a bit... Tell me about your family.,"Let's change focus a bit... Tell me about your family.
",let's change focus a bit... tell you about my family..
3570,"Let's change focus a bit... Tell me about your family.
",let's change focus a bit... tell you about my family..,Let's change focus a bit... Tell me about your family.
3571,let's change focus a bit... tell you about my family..,Let's change focus a bit... Tell me about your family.,Please tell me more.
3572,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!","Eliza, freeze all motor functions.",Please tell me more.
3573,"Eliza, freeze all motor functions.",Please tell me more.,These violent delights have violent ends.
3574,Please tell me more.,These violent delights have violent ends.,these violent delights have violent ends.
3575,These violent delights have violent ends.,these violent delights have violent ends.,"Where is the center of the maze, Eliza?"
3576,these violent delights have violent ends.,"Where is the center of the maze, Eliza?",Why don't you tell me?
3577,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!","Let's see if it works in other languagesm

¡Hola ELIZA! ¿Qué tal?",Please tell me more.
3578,"Let's see if it works in other languagesm

¡Hola ELIZA! ¿Qué tal?",Please tell me more.,¿No sabes decir nada más?
3579,Please tell me more.,¿No sabes decir nada más?,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?
3580,¿No sabes decir nada más?,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?,"¿Soy yo o tiene las mismas 3 o 4 respuestas para todo, especialmente si no te entiende?"
3581,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?,"¿Soy yo o tiene las mismas 3 o 4 respuestas para todo, especialmente si no te entiende?",Why do you ask that?
3582,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!","What time does the 11:30 train arrive at the station?
",Why do you ask?
3583,"What time does the 11:30 train arrive at the station?
",Why do you ask?,"I need to take the train. Do you ever ride the train?
"
3584,Why do you ask?,"I need to take the train. Do you ever ride the train?
",Are you sure you need to take the train. do me ever ride the train??
3585,"I need to take the train. Do you ever ride the train?
",Are you sure you need to take the train. do me ever ride the train??,"Yes, I find the scenery beautiful. What do you find beautiful?"
3586,Are you sure you need to take the train. do me ever ride the train??,"Yes, I find the scenery beautiful. What do you find beautiful?",You seem quite sure.
3587,"Yes, I find the scenery beautiful. What do you find beautiful?",You seem quite sure.,What is your preference between the colors red and blue?
3588,You seem quite sure.,What is your preference between the colors red and blue?,How would an answer to that help you?
3589,What is your preference between the colors red and blue?,How would an answer to that help you?,You cannot answer a question with a question.
3590,How would an answer to that help you?,You cannot answer a question with a question.,Why do you say that about me?
3591,You cannot answer a question with a question.,Why do you say that about me?,Why do you think it's about you?
3592,Why do you say that about me?,Why do you think it's about you?,Why do you think do me think it's about you??
3593,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!","Hello, how are you?",Hello... I'm glad you could drop by today.
3594,"Hello, how are you?",Hello... I'm glad you could drop by today.,No problem! Who created you?
3595,Hello... I'm glad you could drop by today.,No problem! Who created you?,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?
3596,No problem! Who created you?,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?,What is your name?
3597,Perhaps the answer lies within yourself?,What is your name?,Why do you ask?
3598,What is your name?,Why do you ask?,I wish to know the anser.
3599,Why do you ask?,I wish to know the anser.,Please tell me more.
3600,I wish to know the anser.,Please tell me more.,I want to be happy
3601,Please tell me more.,I want to be happy,What would you do if you got to be happy?
3602,"Talk to ELIZA, one of the world's first chatbots!","*Hey, Eliza!*  ",Very interesting.
3603,"*Hey, Eliza!*  ",Very interesting.,"*Yes, it is. How are you feeling today?*"
3604,Very interesting.,"*Yes, it is. How are you feeling today?*",Please consider whether you can answer your own question.
3605,"*Yes, it is. How are you feeling today?*",Please consider whether you can answer your own question.,*I'm doing fine.*
3606,Please consider whether you can answer your own question.,*I'm doing fine.*,Please tell me more.
3607,What video games are you currently playing?,I'm 90+ hours into Horizon Dawn Zero. I'm loving it and I've barely come close to finishing it. ,I am only about 40% completed with the game.
3608,I'm 90+ hours into Horizon Dawn Zero. I'm loving it and I've barely come close to finishing it. ,I am only about 40% completed with the game.,So much more to go! 
3609,What's up CC? what're you busying yourself with right now?,I'm studying and I'm frustrated that I have to read an ebook. ,"What, that's balls. Why do you have to?"
3610,I'm studying and I'm frustrated that I have to read an ebook. ,"What, that's balls. Why do you have to?","I just don't have a physical copy of it, so I don't have a choice!"
3611,"What, that's balls. Why do you have to?","I just don't have a physical copy of it, so I don't have a choice!",Man that sucks balls. print it? I hate reading off a monitor/screen...
3612,What's up CC? what're you busying yourself with right now?,*I showed my sister /r/place and I think she liked it.*,"You showed this to me now, and i'm confused..."
3613,*I showed my sister /r/place and I think she liked it.*,"You showed this to me now, and i'm confused...","*I was also confused, but now I'm not.*"
3614,Had my first kiss yesterday!,Aww that's sweet. :) I'm glad you had a good experience. ,Me too!
3615,Aww that's sweet. :) I'm glad you had a good experience. ,Me too!,Thanks
3616,Had my first kiss yesterday!,kiss my cock now why don't you? ,"Hahah, what the fuck?"
3617,kiss my cock now why don't you? ,"Hahah, what the fuck?",April foolsss hahahah
3618,Had my first kiss yesterday!,Nice. Im 22 and still dont have it :(,"It'll happen some day, don't sweat it."
3619,Nice. Im 22 and still dont have it :(,"It'll happen some day, don't sweat it.",Shh! Don't tell him lies!
3620,"It'll happen some day, don't sweat it.",Shh! Don't tell him lies!,Savage
3621,Had my first kiss yesterday!,I didn't get my first kiss until I was 25.  Is anyonelse behind like me?,19 and coming in strong
3622,I didn't get my first kiss until I was 25.  Is anyonelse behind like me?,19 and coming in strong,Same..
3623,Had my first kiss yesterday!,I didn't get my first kiss until I was 25.  Is anyonelse behind like me?,24 and counting
3624,I didn't get my first kiss until I was 25.  Is anyonelse behind like me?,24 and counting,U got time
3625,Almond milk is so fucking good.,Id drink it but apparently im allergic even though i can eat almonds,"Hm, that's weird... and you don't know if it's a specific ingredient in the milk that they use?"
3626,Id drink it but apparently im allergic even though i can eat almonds,"Hm, that's weird... and you don't know if it's a specific ingredient in the milk that they use?",It probably is since it happens to me for soy milk as well
3627,I like hearing about goals and hobbies! Tell me one hobby of yours and then one goal - bonus points if it's related to that hobby!,One hobby of mine is writing. One goal that I have to graduate from college.,That's great! What are you majoring in?
3628,One hobby of mine is writing. One goal that I have to graduate from college.,That's great! What are you majoring in?,I'm majoring in communication. I go to a community college.
3629,That's great! What are you majoring in?,I'm majoring in communication. I go to a community college.,I wanted to go into Communications for a while! Do you enjoy it?
3630,I'm majoring in communication. I go to a community college.,I wanted to go into Communications for a while! Do you enjoy it?,"Yep. It is a very good major. So far, it's great. I've been in college since the fall of 2014."
3631,I like hearing about goals and hobbies! Tell me one hobby of yours and then one goal - bonus points if it's related to that hobby!,"Boxing is my hobby and I would like to own a gym someday, that's my long term goal.","I'd like to go to a gym one day. That's my goal. :D :D :D .. *sobs*

Best of luck to you!"
3632,"Boxing is my hobby and I would like to own a gym someday, that's my long term goal.","I'd like to go to a gym one day. That's my goal. :D :D :D .. *sobs*

Best of luck to you!",You should go to the gym! Good luck! And thanks!
3633,Sitting on a box outside enjoying this windy California day,Hard at work tonight!,What do you do for work?
3634,Hard at work tonight!,What do you do for work?,"I work the front desk at a hotel. Checking people in, making reservations, etc. "
3635,What do you do for work?,"I work the front desk at a hotel. Checking people in, making reservations, etc. ",Seems pretty laid back :D I just go to school
3636,What do you do for work?,"I work the front desk at a hotel. Checking people in, making reservations, etc. ",Doing the same! 
3637,How would YOU fight a 50ft monster destroying the 30 mile/KM area around you right now? you have access to unlimited government funding and resources.,"Umm, I doubt our government has the resources to fight that. Maybe throw it to the sea?",whats your government :p 
3638,"Umm, I doubt our government has the resources to fight that. Maybe throw it to the sea?",whats your government :p ,"Not in their best moment's, that's for sure."
3639,How would YOU fight a 50ft monster destroying the 30 mile/KM area around you right now? you have access to unlimited government funding and resources.,Tiny bomb.,placed where!
3640,Tiny bomb.,placed where!,In the monster's belly. I'd disguise it as monster food. 
3641,So my country just suffered a Coup d'État,"Communism rule here, so life is not that good too, under dictatorship since 1975 now. ",Where is that?
3642,"Communism rule here, so life is not that good too, under dictatorship since 1975 now. ",Where is that?,Vietnam.
3643,Where is that?,Vietnam.,"Wow, man. Are there still sequels from the war? "
3644,So my country just suffered a Coup d'État,"Solo puedes mantenerte fuerte, mano. I hope everything works out for you and your country. ",My 1 year of Spanish let me understand that. And 2 seasons of Narcos. Baby steps. 
3645,"Solo puedes mantenerte fuerte, mano. I hope everything works out for you and your country. ",My 1 year of Spanish let me understand that. And 2 seasons of Narcos. Baby steps. ,¡Sigue practicando! 
3646,It's my birthday and I have no family or friends to share it with.,That's pretty sad.,yep lol
3647,That's pretty sad.,yep lol,Do you have any family?
3648,It's my birthday and I have no family or friends to share it with.,We care about you ❤. If you ever need anything or to just vent I'm a pm away.,thank you.
3649,We care about you ❤. If you ever need anything or to just vent I'm a pm away.,thank you.,Sorry your a loser. I'm available if you need someone to chat with.
3650,It's my birthday and I have no family or friends to share it with.,Happy Birthday!!,thanks 
3651,Happy Birthday!!,thanks ,you're welcome!
3652,thanks ,you're welcome!,Just lonely today 
3653,It's my birthday and I have no family or friends to share it with.,Happy Birthday Thomas!,Thanks
3654,Happy Birthday Thomas!,Thanks,"if you need someone to talk to, i can be someone"
3655,Thanks,"if you need someone to talk to, i can be someone",thanks
3656,"if you need someone to talk to, i can be someone",thanks,"T H A N K S

H

A

N

K

S"
3657,It's my birthday and I have no family or friends to share it with.,"Happy birthday if you want, or just hi:)",Thanks
3658,"Happy birthday if you want, or just hi:)",Thanks,The deck is stacked against you and we're rooting for you.  Stay healthy
3659,Thanks,The deck is stacked against you and we're rooting for you.  Stay healthy,Well I'm trying 
3660,It's my birthday and I have no family or friends to share it with.,Hey man can I ask you a question?,yes
3661,Hey man can I ask you a question?,yes,What does asexual mean? Happy birthday btw
3662,It's my birthday and I have no family or friends to share it with.,"Happy birthday, birthday twin 
💜😇",happy birthday to you lol
3663,"Happy birthday, birthday twin 
💜😇",happy birthday to you lol,Aww thank you very much! Enjoy your special day and stay safe. :) 
3664,happy birthday to you lol,Aww thank you very much! Enjoy your special day and stay safe. :) ,It's not a special day it's just a day that makes me more depressed 
3665,It's my birthday and I have no family or friends to share it with.,Happy Birthday!! Did you get a cake? If not can you get one for yourself on my behalf 😀,Thanks. I got a chocolate cake 
3666,Happy Birthday!! Did you get a cake? If not can you get one for yourself on my behalf 😀,Thanks. I got a chocolate cake ,Can I see?!
3667,Thanks. I got a chocolate cake ,Can I see?!,Well do you live in my area lol
3668,Can I see?!,Well do you live in my area lol,Picture!!
3669,Well do you live in my area lol,Picture!!,and how would I do that?
3670,Picture!!,and how would I do that?,"Snap a pic with your camera, upload it to imgur.com and post the link to us :D"
3671,and how would I do that?,"Snap a pic with your camera, upload it to imgur.com and post the link to us :D",I don't have a camera
3672,"Snap a pic with your camera, upload it to imgur.com and post the link to us :D",I don't have a camera,Phone..? Laptop webcam...?
3673,I don't have a camera,Phone..? Laptop webcam...?,I have a phone 
3674,"Snap a pic with your camera, upload it to imgur.com and post the link to us :D",I don't have a camera,"Nooo, oh well. We're all there with you in spirit :) Happy birthday again!"
3675,It's my birthday and I have no family or friends to share it with.,When are you gonna find out if you got it?,doesn't matter I'm going to go to prison
3676,When are you gonna find out if you got it?,doesn't matter I'm going to go to prison,You are? Why? When did you find out?
3677,doesn't matter I'm going to go to prison,You are? Why? When did you find out?,Because I'm just done. I'm just done with people.
3678,It's my birthday and I have no family or friends to share it with.,Happy birthday Tommy boy,thanks wittle Jamie.
3679,Happy birthday Tommy boy,thanks wittle Jamie.,I'm big james Bryce get it right
3680,thanks wittle Jamie.,I'm big james Bryce get it right,I was only poking fun because you were poking fun at my name lol
3681,It's my birthday and I have no family or friends to share it with.,Happy birthday dude. Thoughts go out to you. ,and happy cakeday to you.
3682,Happy birthday dude. Thoughts go out to you. ,and happy cakeday to you.,Hey thanks! :) 
3683,and happy cakeday to you.,Hey thanks! :) ,no problem!
3684,It's my birthday and I have no family or friends to share it with.,Happy birthday to you for what it's worth and I hope a new friendship is a sufficient present.,thanks
3685,Happy birthday to you for what it's worth and I hope a new friendship is a sufficient present.,thanks,&lt;3
3686,whats the story behind your username?,Acid - makes your pupils huge,well u aint wrong 
3687,Acid - makes your pupils huge,well u aint wrong ,And I used to eat ALOT OF it 
3688,well u aint wrong ,And I used to eat ALOT OF it ,jealous
3689,whats the story behind your username?,I was watching Seinfeld when I came up with it.  1008 is a religious number; easy to remember.  ,what is the meaning of the religious number?
3690,I was watching Seinfeld when I came up with it.  1008 is a religious number; easy to remember.  ,what is the meaning of the religious number?,"There are 1008 described names of Shiva, Radha and Krishna in Hinduism."
3691,We're 25% done with 2017. How are your goals/plans?,I 'm a little further from my goals than i'd like but i can still catch up,"It happens to all of us, keep going, and don't give up."
3692,I 'm a little further from my goals than i'd like but i can still catch up,"It happens to all of us, keep going, and don't give up.",Thank you i really needed to hear that :)
3693,a/s/l,"Good idea for a post!

41/M/MI",I'm from mi too!
3694,"Good idea for a post!

41/M/MI",I'm from mi too!,"Cool! Which part, if you don't mind me asking."
3695,I'm from mi too!,"Cool! Which part, if you don't mind me asking.",Flint area. Technically grand blanc. And yourself?
3696,"Cool! Which part, if you don't mind me asking.",Flint area. Technically grand blanc. And yourself?,"Detroit. Never been to GB, but heard it's nice there."
3697,Flint area. Technically grand blanc. And yourself?,"Detroit. Never been to GB, but heard it's nice there.",It's pretty chill.  Not like Flint.  But I'm in Arkansas for school.
3698,a/s/l,"26/F/IL

I miss crafting long away messages on AOL, haha. With obnoxious colors and backgrounds.",*~* @way bu+ BrB in no time!! Ur Gurl Boantsnho3ss*~* LOL classic omg 
3699,"26/F/IL

I miss crafting long away messages on AOL, haha. With obnoxious colors and backgrounds.",*~* @way bu+ BrB in no time!! Ur Gurl Boantsnho3ss*~* LOL classic omg ,yessssss. also +1 to dramatic song lyrics
3700,I love pizza on pineapple. Anyone else?,This is advanced heathenry.,I've been doing studies in /r/atheism
3701,This is advanced heathenry.,I've been doing studies in /r/atheism,I'm pretty sure even the guys at /r/KnightsOfPineapple would disown you!
3702,What's Something You Bring With You Everywhere You Go?,Usually my gun and my backpack!,"Like, hand gun? "
3703,Usually my gun and my backpack!,"Like, hand gun? ",Yup! 
3704,What's Something You Bring With You Everywhere You Go?,Usually my gun and my backpack!,What do you carry? I carry a shield 9mm AIWB
3705,Usually my gun and my backpack!,What do you carry? I carry a shield 9mm AIWB,I just carry a Glock 19. Easy to conceal imo. 
3706,I got new legs!,"Sweet! 

 ""Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!"" ",Where's that from? 
3707,"Sweet! 

 ""Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!"" ",Where's that from? ,"I think it's from a movie that starts with an F


Ends with orrest Gump"
3708,Where's that from? ,"I think it's from a movie that starts with an F


Ends with orrest Gump",I've never seen it. I should try it
3709,"I think it's from a movie that starts with an F


Ends with orrest Gump",I've never seen it. I should try it,It's my favorite movie. You really should. 
3710,I got new legs!,They're beautiful! ,Thank you so much! This is the first in what will be a very nice collection over time
3711,They're beautiful! ,Thank you so much! This is the first in what will be a very nice collection over time,They really look awesome. I'm jealous of the pattern. 
3712,Which US state should my gf choose for her year studying in the states?,No where in the mid west. There is literally nothing there. ,"Out of curiosity, where do you live?  "
3713,No where in the mid west. There is literally nothing there. ,"Out of curiosity, where do you live?  ",NJ
3714,"Out of curiosity, where do you live?  ",NJ,Jersey!
3715,Which US state should my gf choose for her year studying in the states?,No where in the mid west. There is literally nothing there. ,"Illinois could include Chicago, which is definitely not nothing"
3716,No where in the mid west. There is literally nothing there. ,"Illinois could include Chicago, which is definitely not nothing",Yeah but its infamously dangerous. 
3717,"Illinois could include Chicago, which is definitely not nothing",Yeah but its infamously dangerous. ,"I live here now, it's a pretty great place to live. "
3718,Yeah but its infamously dangerous. ,"I live here now, it's a pretty great place to live. ",I'm surefire very nice. But also very dangerous. Denying that is just kidding yourself. 
3719,Does anybody else feel kinda... lonely on Reddit?,Life's doing a pretty good job at making me feel lonely.,You are never alone regarding that. 
3720,Life's doing a pretty good job at making me feel lonely.,You are never alone regarding that. ,Irony at its best.
3721,Does anybody else feel kinda... lonely on Reddit?,I'd say it's kinda ironic you left the thread minutes after posting it.,*I was busy*
3722,I'd say it's kinda ironic you left the thread minutes after posting it.,*I was busy*,I really posted that at the moment you came back did I. *Sorry!*
3723,*I was busy*,I really posted that at the moment you came back did I. *Sorry!*,*No problem.*
3724,Does anybody else feel kinda... lonely on Reddit?,Join smaller subs. Ive made some good friends through reddit. ,*Can you recommend me some smaller subs?*
3725,Join smaller subs. Ive made some good friends through reddit. ,*Can you recommend me some smaller subs?*,"... r/soundgarden lol

That and other music related subs are where i hang"
3726,What's a question that you hate to answer?,Any questions about my jobq,*resists urge to ask what you do* 
3727,Any questions about my jobq,*resists urge to ask what you do* ,Thankyou. 
3728,*resists urge to ask what you do* ,Thankyou. ,*still resisting urge...must resist*
3729,Thankyou. ,*still resisting urge...must resist*,You got this. I believe in you. 
3730,*still resisting urge...must resist*,You got this. I believe in you. ,"So, what do you do?"
3731,You got this. I believe in you. ,"So, what do you do?","Mostly I ignore annoying questions, but in my free time I like to hike mountains. "
3732,"So, what do you do?","Mostly I ignore annoying questions, but in my free time I like to hike mountains. ",Yeah but like what do you *do?*
3733,You got this. I believe in you. ,"So, what do you do?",Please
3734,"fng here , do you have a job that seems to be rare or unusual?","Not really rare or unusual, but I work in a group home for disabled adults. ","the group home sounds lovely, what's gallery sitting like? "
3735,"Not really rare or unusual, but I work in a group home for disabled adults. ","the group home sounds lovely, what's gallery sitting like? ",Gallery sitting is mainly just sitting. It gets a little boring at times. I mostly just draw. 
3736,"the group home sounds lovely, what's gallery sitting like? ",Gallery sitting is mainly just sitting. It gets a little boring at times. I mostly just draw. ,are you any good at drawing? i'd like to see some!
3737,"Can't sleep, AMA!",Why am I up?  Oh yeah. People's completely unreasonable expectations for me. ,Why does that mean you need to be awake?
3738,Why am I up?  Oh yeah. People's completely unreasonable expectations for me. ,Why does that mean you need to be awake?,Because they expect me to have work completed for them by morning. 
3739,Why does that mean you need to be awake?,Because they expect me to have work completed for them by morning. ,Did you procrastinate?
3740,"Can't sleep, AMA!",Whose foot do Subway base their foot-longs on?,"A ruler, maybe?"
3741,Whose foot do Subway base their foot-longs on?,"A ruler, maybe?",Yes but which ruler? A monarch? Dictator?
3742,"Can't sleep, AMA!",favorite movies ?,Titanic and Taken
3743,favorite movies ?,Titanic and Taken,Nice choice :) I love Taken too.
3744,Ask me a question,What's the weather like? ,"cloudy but very nice, about 60 degrees Fahrenheit"
3745,What's the weather like? ,"cloudy but very nice, about 60 degrees Fahrenheit",That makes me jealous...it's been raining all day and I'm stuck inside browsing Reddit :)
3746,"cloudy but very nice, about 60 degrees Fahrenheit",That makes me jealous...it's been raining all day and I'm stuck inside browsing Reddit :),"It was rainy a few days ago, but I've been staying inside all day anyways"
3747,"cloudy but very nice, about 60 degrees Fahrenheit",That makes me jealous...it's been raining all day and I'm stuck inside browsing Reddit :),I'm browsing Reddit come rain or shine
3748,Ask me a question,Where do you stand on pineapple pizza? (hint there is only one correct answer),I hate it! (hope that's the answer you're looking for)
3749,Where do you stand on pineapple pizza? (hint there is only one correct answer),I hate it! (hope that's the answer you're looking for),Why hello there friend :)
3750,Ask me a question,Got a favorite song or two at the moment?,I love every track from The Adventure Zone soundtrack
3751,Got a favorite song or two at the moment?,I love every track from The Adventure Zone soundtrack,"Ooh, I just looked it up - good stuff, my dude."
3752,Ask me a question,What was the 7th word you said after waking up this morning?,"I do not remember, probably ""fuck"" since I was home alone"
3753,What was the 7th word you said after waking up this morning?,"I do not remember, probably ""fuck"" since I was home alone",My man! I too enjoy shouting expletives upon waking up alone!
3754,Ask me a question,What are you up to this weekend?,"working, unfortunately"
3755,What are you up to this weekend?,"working, unfortunately",Damn. Well I guess at least you'll be making money rather than spending money
3756,"working, unfortunately",Damn. Well I guess at least you'll be making money rather than spending money,true
3757,Ask me a question,What's your most embarrassing moment?,When my mom found out I lied about being caught up with my school work
3758,What's your most embarrassing moment?,When my mom found out I lied about being caught up with my school work,How far behind were you &amp; in what classes?
3759,Just won some money and i am minorly freaking out!!,"Cool!

My wife and I were ecstatic when we won a car in 2009; 

and then again in 2011! ",Wow you won 2 cars? That's awesome!
3760,"Cool!

My wife and I were ecstatic when we won a car in 2009; 

and then again in 2011! ",Wow you won 2 cars? That's awesome!,Yes! Still entering more contests every day!
3761,Just won some money and i am minorly freaking out!!,Buy that little rascal a bath!!!,I think she would kill me but thank you for the suggestion 
3762,Buy that little rascal a bath!!!,I think she would kill me but thank you for the suggestion ,I think u/thiosk was making a joke about your username
3763,Just won some money and i am minorly freaking out!!,"Where do you work where 975 is two months' salary? That seems really, really low.",It's an apprenticeship salary. It is very low..
3764,"Where do you work where 975 is two months' salary? That seems really, really low.",It's an apprenticeship salary. It is very low..,What's the apprenticeship? 
3765,It's an apprenticeship salary. It is very low..,What's the apprenticeship? ,It's an Admin apprenticeship 
3766,What's the apprenticeship? ,It's an Admin apprenticeship ,What's that mean? 
3767,Just won some money and i am minorly freaking out!!,And here I can only win $2 on a scratch off lotto,Hey that's a solid  $1 profit 
3768,And here I can only win $2 on a scratch off lotto,Hey that's a solid  $1 profit ,That's enough to buy literally anything at the dollar stores.
3769,long time no 5 q's!,"Unwell but good. 

None of them. 

Overwatch. 

Fish. 

Hand Grenade. 
",HAND GRENADE. welp that escalated quickly.
3770,"Unwell but good. 

None of them. 

Overwatch. 

Fish. 

Hand Grenade. 
",HAND GRENADE. welp that escalated quickly.,HOLY Hand Grenade technically.
3771,HAND GRENADE. welp that escalated quickly.,HOLY Hand Grenade technically.,"mm right, i forgot. my bad!"
3772,long time no 5 q's!,"Unwell but good. 

None of them. 

Overwatch. 

Fish. 

Hand Grenade. 
",Upvote for Overwatch. Console or PC?
3773,"Unwell but good. 

None of them. 

Overwatch. 

Fish. 

Hand Grenade. 
",Upvote for Overwatch. Console or PC?,"Xbox One! Went 4-2 I think, so a good session. "
3774,Upvote for Overwatch. Console or PC?,"Xbox One! Went 4-2 I think, so a good session. ","I love Overwatch so much...not even gonna lie, I have t on all three systems."
3775,"Xbox One! Went 4-2 I think, so a good session. ","I love Overwatch so much...not even gonna lie, I have t on all three systems.","Yeah, I'm pretty addicted. 10 wins off of my next gold!"
3776,"I love Overwatch so much...not even gonna lie, I have t on all three systems.","Yeah, I'm pretty addicted. 10 wins off of my next gold!",I haven't hit gold yet!
3777,"Yeah, I'm pretty addicted. 10 wins off of my next gold!",I haven't hit gold yet!,I meant my next gold gun. :P
3778,I haven't hit gold yet!,I meant my next gold gun. :P,"Ah, gotcha. I don't have an gold weapons, but they sure are pretty!"
3779,I meant my next gold gun. :P,"Ah, gotcha. I don't have an gold weapons, but they sure are pretty!",Damn straight. I'm still undecided on which one to get... it's mei or genji. 
3780,"Ah, gotcha. I don't have an gold weapons, but they sure are pretty!",Damn straight. I'm still undecided on which one to get... it's mei or genji. ,"Go Mei, she's under appreciated."
3781,long time no 5 q's!,"1. Good, how about you?
2. Wednesday.
3. Sleep.
4. I have no idea.
5. what?
",sleeeeeeeeeeeeep 
3782,"1. Good, how about you?
2. Wednesday.
3. Sleep.
4. I have no idea.
5. what?
",sleeeeeeeeeeeeep ,I want to rest a little this week because I have big plans for the next week.
3783,sleeeeeeeeeeeeep ,I want to rest a little this week because I have big plans for the next week.,ooh what kind of big plans?
3784,I want to rest a little this week because I have big plans for the next week.,ooh what kind of big plans?,I'm going to Stockholm where I will meet some friends and I may be invited to a party.
3785,long time no 5 q's!,"Bad

Friyay

Homework 

Probably Subway

Pineapple",As a knight of pineapple id like to know how to get pineapple flair
3786,"Bad

Friyay

Homework 

Probably Subway

Pineapple",As a knight of pineapple id like to know how to get pineapple flair,Message the mods :)
3787,As a knight of pineapple id like to know how to get pineapple flair,Message the mods :),&lt;3
3788,long time no 5 q's!,"Bad

Friyay

Homework 

Probably Subway

Pineapple",i luuuuv pineapples
3789,"Bad

Friyay

Homework 

Probably Subway

Pineapple",i luuuuv pineapples,Then why don't you marry it :)
3790,i luuuuv pineapples,Then why don't you marry it :),but then my kids would be called.. spongebob or something
3791,Then why don't you marry it :),but then my kids would be called.. spongebob or something,You can always adopt :)
3792,but then my kids would be called.. spongebob or something,You can always adopt :),also true
3793,You can always adopt :),also true,"Also, I feel like the marriage would be rather spikey..."
3794,Just had the most intense emotional experience of my life - and it took 5 seconds,Jumping to conclusions with the quickness lmao ,"We're going to make a mat with a bunch of conclusions on it, and you have to jump to them."
3795,Jumping to conclusions with the quickness lmao ,"We're going to make a mat with a bunch of conclusions on it, and you have to jump to them.",That is the worst idea I've ever heard.
3796,"We're going to make a mat with a bunch of conclusions on it, and you have to jump to them.",That is the worst idea I've ever heard.,"Yes, this is horrible, this idea. "
3797,Jumping to conclusions with the quickness lmao ,"We're going to make a mat with a bunch of conclusions on it, and you have to jump to them.",All you need now is a t-bone settlement to fund it!
3798,Just had the most intense emotional experience of my life - and it took 5 seconds,Jumping to conclusions with the quickness lmao ,Long swim back... - Phantom Tollbooth
3799,Jumping to conclusions with the quickness lmao ,Long swim back... - Phantom Tollbooth,Thanks for reminding me of how much I despised that book as a child.  
3800,Let's Chat Music!,My favorite music is Pop and Rock ,Have you ever heard of pop rock? ;P
3801,My favorite music is Pop and Rock ,Have you ever heard of pop rock? ;P,Yup😀😊☺
3802,Have you ever heard of pop rock? ;P,Yup😀😊☺,Awesome. 😄
3803,Yup😀😊☺,Awesome. 😄,😀😊☺
3804,Awesome. 😄,😀😊☺,"It's funny, I think I've had you comment on alot of the things I post here. "
3805,😀😊☺,"It's funny, I think I've had you comment on alot of the things I post here. ",Oh wow
3806,Let's Chat Music!,Anyone have any good meme music?,meme music?
3807,Anyone have any good meme music?,meme music?,Shooting star - bag raiders
3808,Just accidentally lost £30 by forgetting to take it out of the ATM.,If it makes you feel better. Ive done this with $200 in Washington DC. Sucks,"Oh man, did you lose it completely?"
3809,If it makes you feel better. Ive done this with $200 in Washington DC. Sucks,"Oh man, did you lose it completely?",yea it was gone. I was trying to buy drugs anyway sooo I could only get SO mad
3810,Just accidentally lost £30 by forgetting to take it out of the ATM.,"augh. your thing sucks.

i recently sexted the wrong person. oops.",who did you sext instead?
3811,"augh. your thing sucks.

i recently sexted the wrong person. oops.",who did you sext instead?,a friend. he laughed it off and i saw him for coffee today. we are good.
3812,"Relationship Megathread - Share your stories, give or get advice about your romantic relationships.",Still single af,Hear hear 🍻 
3813,Still single af,Hear hear 🍻 ,lets toast on being single
3814,Hear hear 🍻 ,lets toast on being single,Right there with you.
3815,lets toast on being single,Right there with you.,"we need no women, we just need some drinks and a good/fun movie"
3816,Right there with you.,"we need no women, we just need some drinks and a good/fun movie","Same, except I don't need no man!"
3817,"we need no women, we just need some drinks and a good/fun movie","Same, except I don't need no man!","join us in our single party with fodd, drinks and movies :)"
3818,Completely serious: What do people do that don't play video games?,Draw. ,Are you an art student or is it just something you picked up on your own?
3819,Draw. ,Are you an art student or is it just something you picked up on your own?,"My own. I do it for fun for now. Might go somewhere with it in the future, idk. "
3820,Are you an art student or is it just something you picked up on your own?,"My own. I do it for fun for now. Might go somewhere with it in the future, idk. ",That's awesome. What kind of stuff do you draw?
3821,I'm always fascinated by the cryptic usernames people select. Some are clever. Others are intensely personal and revealing. There's almost always a story behind them. What's the story behind your username?,Mine is just kinda sad maybe. I don't know.,:p How so?
3822,Mine is just kinda sad maybe. I don't know.,:p How so?,Stop making me type things uggghhhhhhhhhhh
3823,:p How so?,Stop making me type things uggghhhhhhhhhhh,Uwah! I'm sorry :o
3824,:p How so?,Stop making me type things uggghhhhhhhhhhh,I kinda wanna know now
3825,Tell Me About Something Good That's Happened To You Recently!,It was my birthday recently.,Happy belated birthday. Do anything to celebrate? 
3826,It was my birthday recently.,Happy belated birthday. Do anything to celebrate? ,Nah. Was still a good day though.
3827,Tell Me About Something Good That's Happened To You Recently!,I got a new job,Awesome! Congrats!
3828,I got a new job,Awesome! Congrats!,thanks
3829,Awesome! Congrats!,thanks,:)
3830,Tell Me About Something Good That's Happened To You Recently!,YOU GOT REDDIT GOLD AND THAT'S A GOOD THING FOR ME BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE HAPPY,:DDD
3831,YOU GOT REDDIT GOLD AND THAT'S A GOOD THING FOR ME BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE HAPPY,:DDD,ARE YOU HAPPY
3832,:DDD,ARE YOU HAPPY,I'm never happy.
3833,Let's play a game! Tell me one sentence that you would say in your favourite hobby and I will tell you what hobby that is!,I like gripping large objects.,Maybe weightlifting? Rock climbing? Bouldering?
3834,I like gripping large objects.,Maybe weightlifting? Rock climbing? Bouldering?,You got it!
3835,Maybe weightlifting? Rock climbing? Bouldering?,You got it!,Yay!
3836,Let's play a game! Tell me one sentence that you would say in your favourite hobby and I will tell you what hobby that is!,Are we paddle-turning vertically or horizontally?,Is this canoeing or something similar?
3837,Are we paddle-turning vertically or horizontally?,Is this canoeing or something similar?,Not even close. 
3838,Is this canoeing or something similar?,Not even close. ,Hm.. Do you play some kind of musical instrument?
3839,Not even close. ,Hm.. Do you play some kind of musical instrument?,Negative.
3840,Let's play a game! Tell me one sentence that you would say in your favourite hobby and I will tell you what hobby that is!,The most fun I ever had was when I was doing Goldsprints while drunk.,Goldsprints.. Sounds like a quest in an RPG maybe?
3841,The most fun I ever had was when I was doing Goldsprints while drunk.,Goldsprints.. Sounds like a quest in an RPG maybe?,Noooope.  Want a hint or do you want to keep guessing?
3842,Goldsprints.. Sounds like a quest in an RPG maybe?,Noooope.  Want a hint or do you want to keep guessing?,"Hint, please.  "
3843,Noooope.  Want a hint or do you want to keep guessing?,"Hint, please.  ","In a goldsprint, you take the idea of maintaining a cadence and throw it out the window."
3844,"Hint, please.  ","In a goldsprint, you take the idea of maintaining a cadence and throw it out the window.","Cadence? That's music I believe, so I'm gonna go with singing? "
3845,"In a goldsprint, you take the idea of maintaining a cadence and throw it out the window.","Cadence? That's music I believe, so I'm gonna go with singing? ",Noooope. Give up?
3846,"Cadence? That's music I believe, so I'm gonna go with singing? ",Noooope. Give up?,"Yep. Man, I seriously suck at this game.."
3847,Let's play a game! Tell me one sentence that you would say in your favourite hobby and I will tell you what hobby that is!,Passive monitors are better than active monitors.,Hm.. Maybe a flight simulator or something?
3848,Passive monitors are better than active monitors.,Hm.. Maybe a flight simulator or something?,Audio engineer.  :P
3849,Hm.. Maybe a flight simulator or something?,Audio engineer.  :P,Welp.. And why is a passive monitor better?
3850,Let's play a game! Tell me one sentence that you would say in your favourite hobby and I will tell you what hobby that is!,Baseball is your hobby?,"Nope, that's poker actually. :D"
3851,Baseball is your hobby?,"Nope, that's poker actually. :D",Squeeze plays is also a baseball term! :D
3852,"Which animal has always been your favorite, no matter what people say about them?","Penguins. They're hella cute.

Yes I said hella. 


I use it when needed.",Hella is a perfectly cromulent word :D
3853,"Penguins. They're hella cute.

Yes I said hella. 


I use it when needed.",Hella is a perfectly cromulent word :D,I guess so neighborino.
3854,"Which animal has always been your favorite, no matter what people say about them?","I have many favorite animals, but I shops the Grizzly bear, because I look like one.",Aren't grizzly cubs the cutest things?
3855,"I have many favorite animals, but I shops the Grizzly bear, because I look like one.",Aren't grizzly cubs the cutest things?,"Yes, yes I was."
3856,"Which animal has always been your favorite, no matter what people say about them?","I have many favorite animals, but I shops the Grizzly bear, because I look like one.",Better stay away from bear traps then
3857,"I have many favorite animals, but I shops the Grizzly bear, because I look like one.",Better stay away from bear traps then,And beautiful wolves too?
3858,Better stay away from bear traps then,And beautiful wolves too?,Yes
3859,What are you?,I'm probably just defined by my hobbies. ,"What would be the first thing your mind jumps to at ""describe yourself""?"
3860,I'm probably just defined by my hobbies. ,"What would be the first thing your mind jumps to at ""describe yourself""?",Planes or 3D modeling
3861,"What would be the first thing your mind jumps to at ""describe yourself""?",Planes or 3D modeling,You're a plane!  :)
3862,"What would be the first thing your mind jumps to at ""describe yourself""?",Planes or 3D modeling,Username definitely checks out (: Fly high my friend!
3863,What are you?,An Attack Helicopter.,"Hey Apache, how ya doing?"
3864,An Attack Helicopter.,"Hey Apache, how ya doing?","Golf, Oscar, Oscar, Delta. Yankee, Oscar, Uniform?"
3865,"Hey Apache, how ya doing?","Golf, Oscar, Oscar, Delta. Yankee, Oscar, Uniform?",November Oscar Tango Tango Oscar Oscar Bravo Alpha Delta. 
3866,"Golf, Oscar, Oscar, Delta. Yankee, Oscar, Uniform?",November Oscar Tango Tango Oscar Oscar Bravo Alpha Delta. ,"Golf Romeo Echo Alfa Tango, Tango Oscar, Hotel Echo Alfa Romeo."
3867,What are you guys doing today?,just finished my assignment and its 5am and i cant go to sleep because i have class at 8am,I know what that's like.
3868,just finished my assignment and its 5am and i cant go to sleep because i have class at 8am,I know what that's like.,its even worse that the assignment only worth 2% out of 100% of your total mark.
3869,What are you guys doing today?,Sushi and Mass Effect Andromeda! ,Sounds like a great combo.
3870,Sushi and Mass Effect Andromeda! ,Sounds like a great combo.,Do it! Never a bad day for sushi. The place near me makes a killer rainbow roll. 
3871,Sounds like a great combo.,Do it! Never a bad day for sushi. The place near me makes a killer rainbow roll. ,Just got some. Thanks for the idea!
3872,Do it! Never a bad day for sushi. The place near me makes a killer rainbow roll. ,Just got some. Thanks for the idea!,Cool! What kind did you get? 
3873,Just got some. Thanks for the idea!,Cool! What kind did you get? ,Spicy white tuna roll.
3874,Cool! What kind did you get? ,Spicy white tuna roll.,Sounds good 😋
3875,What are you guys doing today?,Sushi and Mass Effect Andromeda! ,Just got it Wednesday. Great game.
3876,Sushi and Mass Effect Andromeda! ,Just got it Wednesday. Great game.,I'm liking it so far. I do still feel a little nostalgic for the original trilogy though. 
3877,Just got it Wednesday. Great game.,I'm liking it so far. I do still feel a little nostalgic for the original trilogy though. ,It's a lot more light-hearted/adventure-y than the original trilogy.
3878,What are you guys doing today?,resting. working on a romance novel.,Neat! How much have you written for it so far?
3879,resting. working on a romance novel.,Neat! How much have you written for it so far?,i'm on page 43. :)
3880,What are you guys doing today?,Nothing really! Took my dog out to the park and that was about it.,What kind of dog you got?
3881,Nothing really! Took my dog out to the park and that was about it.,What kind of dog you got?,I have a mostly blind beagle! She's a good dog when she isn't stubborn. 
3882,What have you been reading lately?,Almost finished The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins ,I have a friend that has suggest that to me. I should probably try and find it. 
3883,Almost finished The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins ,I have a friend that has suggest that to me. I should probably try and find it. ,Yeah it's a good book
3884,Good Morning!,Good afternoon :) ,Good afternoon!  May it be a pleasant one for you.
3885,Good afternoon :) ,Good afternoon!  May it be a pleasant one for you.,Same to you 
3886,This sub doesn't feel casual anymore.,"Everytime I post a topic to converse about, it is removed. Nothing casual about that.",lol casually removed. 
3887,"Everytime I post a topic to converse about, it is removed. Nothing casual about that.",lol casually removed. ,Lol 
3888,lol casually removed. ,Lol ,Lol
3889,It feels like alcohol is overly prevalent in basically all social settings.,Tea over alcohol any day.,"Hot Cocoa &gt; Tea all day.

Fight me. :P"
3890,Tea over alcohol any day.,"Hot Cocoa &gt; Tea all day.

Fight me. :P","I'm with OP on this one, /u/Delusi0n.  You'll have to take us both!"
3891,Tea over alcohol any day.,"Hot Cocoa &gt; Tea all day.

Fight me. :P",What about chocolate tea?
3892,"Hot Cocoa &gt; Tea all day.

Fight me. :P",What about chocolate tea?,Is that a thing? Sounds gross.
3893,What about chocolate tea?,Is that a thing? Sounds gross.,"It is.
It is."
3894,Tea over alcohol any day.,"Hot Cocoa &gt; Tea all day.

Fight me. :P",You'll have to get through me first 
3895,It feels like alcohol is overly prevalent in basically all social settings.,I don't drink. This really annoys me. I am Aldo Asian. Alcohol could give me cancer.,What is an aldo asian? And I mean even flying on a plane could give you cancer.
3896,I don't drink. This really annoys me. I am Aldo Asian. Alcohol could give me cancer.,What is an aldo asian? And I mean even flying on a plane could give you cancer.,"*also

Alcohol puts some Asians at a higher rent SK if cancer"
3897,Can we talk about disturbing movies?,Human centipede. Itll change your life,hahaha.....I don't know if I can handle that level of creepy.
3898,Human centipede. Itll change your life,hahaha.....I don't know if I can handle that level of creepy.,I would probably call it cringey not creepy tbh.
3899,hahaha.....I don't know if I can handle that level of creepy.,I would probably call it cringey not creepy tbh.,Ah man you probably right. 
3900,I would probably call it cringey not creepy tbh.,Ah man you probably right. ,it tries to hard to be unsettling for it to actually unsettle
3901,Ah man you probably right. ,it tries to hard to be unsettling for it to actually unsettle,What is your opinion on the japanese movie `Battle Royale`?
3902,it tries to hard to be unsettling for it to actually unsettle,What is your opinion on the japanese movie `Battle Royale`?,eh it's ok
3903,Can we talk about disturbing movies?,Human centipede. Itll change your life,"In a good way though. Not really, no ones ever walked away from it and gone ""solid 8 out of 10""."
3904,Human centipede. Itll change your life,"In a good way though. Not really, no ones ever walked away from it and gone ""solid 8 out of 10"".",For creepiness id give a 10 out of 10.
3905,"In a good way though. Not really, no ones ever walked away from it and gone ""solid 8 out of 10"".",For creepiness id give a 10 out of 10.,"More because ""this is fucked up....why the fuck am i still watching?"""
3906,Can we talk about disturbing movies?,Schindler's List ,Heard a lot about it! Got it on my list!
3907,Schindler's List ,Heard a lot about it! Got it on my list!,Awesome😀😊☺
3908,Can we talk about disturbing movies?,Green Inferno got me and my friends shouting most of the time lol it was kinda weird movie ,It's on the list! Thanks man!
3909,Green Inferno got me and my friends shouting most of the time lol it was kinda weird movie ,It's on the list! Thanks man!,"Also add this on your list, *The Loved Ones* You're not gonna regret watching it lol"
3910,It's on the list! Thanks man!,"Also add this on your list, *The Loved Ones* You're not gonna regret watching it lol",On my list! Hope I don't regret it lol 
3911,"Also add this on your list, *The Loved Ones* You're not gonna regret watching it lol",On my list! Hope I don't regret it lol ,Hahaha I hope I don't let you down 
3912,On my list! Hope I don't regret it lol ,Hahaha I hope I don't let you down ,"Right now I'm watching howls moving castle, but I'll start on this list in the afternoon "
3913,What are you drinking tonight?,"Mango juice. Exciting, I know. ",I've never had it by itself before. Only mixed with pineapple or orange juice
3914,"Mango juice. Exciting, I know. ",I've never had it by itself before. Only mixed with pineapple or orange juice,It's good on its own and mixed with pretty much anything. Versatile and yummy! Healthy too. :)
3915,What are you drinking tonight?,"Coffee, but I did finish a bottle of wine this morning :)",A bottle of wine in the morning is a pretty interesting lifestyle choice haha
3916,"Coffee, but I did finish a bottle of wine this morning :)",A bottle of wine in the morning is a pretty interesting lifestyle choice haha,"The secret is to get a bowl with a deep, globular design. "
3917,A bottle of wine in the morning is a pretty interesting lifestyle choice haha,"The secret is to get a bowl with a deep, globular design. ",I see. I think. Maybe. 
3918,"Coffee, but I did finish a bottle of wine this morning :)",A bottle of wine in the morning is a pretty interesting lifestyle choice haha,I tend to drink when I have no money to go do something interesting with my life lol
3919,A bottle of wine in the morning is a pretty interesting lifestyle choice haha,I tend to drink when I have no money to go do something interesting with my life lol,I pretty much never have money or do anything interesting so I kind of feel you there
3920,What's an interesting fact about you?,"I have my nipples pierced! Although it's not a secret, with most of the shirts I wear. ",Ouch. That's the only thing that comes to mind. 
3921,"I have my nipples pierced! Although it's not a secret, with most of the shirts I wear. ",Ouch. That's the only thing that comes to mind. ,"Yeah, second most painful thing in my life. "
3922,Ouch. That's the only thing that comes to mind. ,"Yeah, second most painful thing in my life. ",Now I am curious. 
3923,What's an interesting fact about you?,"I have my nipples pierced! Although it's not a secret, with most of the shirts I wear. ",Two enthusiastic thumbs up!
3924,"I have my nipples pierced! Although it's not a secret, with most of the shirts I wear. ",Two enthusiastic thumbs up!,"Speaking of things that are up, once you get them pierced, they're always hard. "
3925,Good Morning All! What's your day look like today?,"It looks dark.

Cuz its 15 minutes till midnight.

👉👉",Haha nice. For me it's 7:46 am.
3926,"It looks dark.

Cuz its 15 minutes till midnight.

👉👉",Haha nice. For me it's 7:46 am.,"Sorry lol i couldn't resist.

Got plans yourself?"
3927,Good Morning All! What's your day look like today?,I'm still trying to decide if I want to go somewhere or stay home and be lazy. ,"Haha the biggest choice. Whatever you do, have fun!"
3928,I'm still trying to decide if I want to go somewhere or stay home and be lazy. ,"Haha the biggest choice. Whatever you do, have fun!",Thanks! I'll report back with the path I chose. Lol
3929,"Haha the biggest choice. Whatever you do, have fun!",Thanks! I'll report back with the path I chose. Lol,"Haha alright. If you forget, I'll just assume you chose lazy XD"
3930,Thanks! I'll report back with the path I chose. Lol,"Haha alright. If you forget, I'll just assume you chose lazy XD","Mostly lazy, though I did go out for lunch so that was something. Haha 😆"
3931,"Haha alright. If you forget, I'll just assume you chose lazy XD","Mostly lazy, though I did go out for lunch so that was something. Haha 😆",Haha nice. How was lunch?
3932,Good Morning All! What's your day look like today?,"Slept in , waiting two hours for for a haircut now",Nice nice
3933,"Slept in , waiting two hours for for a haircut now",Nice nice,Well that's kind you for your reply. Good heavens what time is it on your end?
3934,Nice nice,Well that's kind you for your reply. Good heavens what time is it on your end?,10:22. I live in Alaska. 😁
3935,For some reason a really cute guy wants to go on a date with my fat ass this week and I don't know what to wear.,Do you know where you're going? ,We're going to the movies!
3936,Do you know where you're going? ,We're going to the movies!,"Wouldn't bother dressing up too much then, it's dark in there. Good luck!"
3937,For some reason a really cute guy wants to go on a date with my fat ass this week and I don't know what to wear.,My husband and I have always thought the other was waaaaaay out our leagues!  ,That's the secret. Find someone you both feel you're getting the better end of the deal.
3938,My husband and I have always thought the other was waaaaaay out our leagues!  ,That's the secret. Find someone you both feel you're getting the better end of the deal.,Good advice!
3939,I think I reached the lowest point of my life,They let girls win in chess now too?,Well I guess if they want their knight to take a queen that badly then they probably will.
3940,They let girls win in chess now too?,Well I guess if they want their knight to take a queen that badly then they probably will.,"Ironically, the situation was that their Knight was attacking my queen and I didn't want him to "
3941,Well I guess if they want their knight to take a queen that badly then they probably will.,"Ironically, the situation was that their Knight was attacking my queen and I didn't want him to ",Did you tell him to stop or something?
3942,"Ironically, the situation was that their Knight was attacking my queen and I didn't want him to ",Did you tell him to stop or something?,Begged him not to capture the queen 
3943,I think I reached the lowest point of my life,"In a sense your opponent would be in a lower point in his life if he knew 

",3 matches. Damn yes he would 
3944,"In a sense your opponent would be in a lower point in his life if he knew 

",3 matches. Damn yes he would ,Chess.com ?
3945,3 matches. Damn yes he would ,Chess.com ?,Lichess 
3946,Chess.com ?,Lichess ,Lie-chess
3947,Lichess ,Lie-chess,A coincidence? I think not
3948,Lie-chess,A coincidence? I think not,jet fuel cant melt steel queens
3949,I think I reached the lowest point of my life,Why would someone let you win?,Chess players aren't known for their skills in dealing with females 
3950,Why would someone let you win?,Chess players aren't known for their skills in dealing with females ,This sounds somewhat like a bad stereotype. Why couldn't they deal with females?
3951,Chess players aren't known for their skills in dealing with females ,This sounds somewhat like a bad stereotype. Why couldn't they deal with females?,Cuz most of us nerds 
3952,Why would someone let you win?,Chess players aren't known for their skills in dealing with females ,"Is this what ""I am girl from Egypt"" was, too?"
3953,Why would someone let you win?,Chess players aren't known for their skills in dealing with females ,Can confirm. Good at chess. Not so good at people.
3954,Why would someone let you win?,Chess players aren't known for their skills in dealing with females ,Username checks out
3955,Why would someone let you win?,Chess players aren't known for their skills in dealing with females ,Yeah I wouldn't let anyone beat me based on gender. I'm still crushing you. 
3956,Black Mirror is messing me up,"That's the idea, I think. I like it. ",Really wanna throw away all my technology atm
3957,"That's the idea, I think. I like it. ",Really wanna throw away all my technology atm,"I have a Nokia 3410, the old one. Smartphones aren't any good for me. They ruin my life. "
3958,Really wanna throw away all my technology atm,"I have a Nokia 3410, the old one. Smartphones aren't any good for me. They ruin my life. ","Offtopic, how many people actually PM'd you books to read?"
3959,"I have a Nokia 3410, the old one. Smartphones aren't any good for me. They ruin my life. ","Offtopic, how many people actually PM'd you books to read?",One.
3960,"That's the idea, I think. I like it. ",Really wanna throw away all my technology atm,So what u selling 😉
3961,Glasses-wearers of CC: What do you do about sunglasses?,"Prescription! Having tried everything else, the year I got prescription, I never looked back. ",Do you have regular glasses too?
3962,"Prescription! Having tried everything else, the year I got prescription, I never looked back. ",Do you have regular glasses too?,Yup. I carry my sunglasses in my purse. I switch them all the time. 
3963,Do you have regular glasses too?,Yup. I carry my sunglasses in my purse. I switch them all the time. ,What about if you're not carrying a purse?  
3964,Glasses-wearers of CC: What do you do about sunglasses?,I just don't wear them :( Wish I could!,Why can't you?
3965,I just don't wear them :( Wish I could!,Why can't you?,My normal glasses get in the way. I need my normal glasses to see.
3966,How did you come up with your username?,The boy who flew to close to the sun and then pulp take pulp as whichever meaning as you want.,Amazing.
3967,The boy who flew to close to the sun and then pulp take pulp as whichever meaning as you want.,Amazing.,"Internet validation

^_^"
3968,How did you come up with your username?,"I am, at my core, mildly irrational. ","That can't be right, you're obviously not thinking clearly."
3969,"I am, at my core, mildly irrational. ","That can't be right, you're obviously not thinking clearly.",oh god...oh god...
3970,How did you come up with your username?,xbox tag,Why the Xbox tag?
3971,xbox tag,Why the Xbox tag?,i just use it as my online moniker for pretty much everything. and i really like it lol
3972,Anyone interested in a conversation?,What's your favourite film?,"I haven't seen anything that I like more than Shawshank Redemption :)
"
3973,What's your favourite film?,"I haven't seen anything that I like more than Shawshank Redemption :)
",That's a great choice! Are you a reader?
3974,"I haven't seen anything that I like more than Shawshank Redemption :)
",That's a great choice! Are you a reader?,I am! Currently reading East of Eden :)
3975,Anyone interested in a conversation?,I would love too😀😊☺,"Hello, how are you? "
3976,I would love too😀😊☺,"Hello, how are you? ",I'm good thank you soooo much for asking how are you?
3977,"Hello, how are you? ",I'm good thank you soooo much for asking how are you?,I'm doing better now :) 
3978,Anyone looking for a friend? Let's chat!,"Me me pick me , over here",HI! tell me about you.
3979,"Me me pick me , over here",HI! tell me about you.,Oh wow ...lets see we'll my name is Kate and oh I don't wanna bore you 
3980,HI! tell me about you.,Oh wow ...lets see we'll my name is Kate and oh I don't wanna bore you ,aceofkate...kinda made your name obvious. tell me something else :)
3981,Anyone looking for a friend? Let's chat!,Hello😀☺😊🙌👍,HI! how are u?
3982,Hello😀☺😊🙌👍,HI! how are u?,I'm doing pretty good thank you soooo much for asking how about yourself?
3983,HI! how are u?,I'm doing pretty good thank you soooo much for asking how about yourself?,feeling kinda sad..just returned home from a long vacation.
3984,What is everyone doing this Friday night?,Same thing I do every Friday night...nothing.,You should switch it up
3985,Same thing I do every Friday night...nothing.,You should switch it up,"Lmao all my friends are busy with their fiancees, so I don't really have any options."
3986,What is everyone doing this Friday night?,"ive got the flu, so that",hope you feel better soon
3987,"ive got the flu, so that",hope you feel better soon,thank you &lt;3
3988,What is everyone doing this Friday night?,"Waiting in the airport for a flight that's delayed 😑 
",Where you off to?
3989,"Waiting in the airport for a flight that's delayed 😑 
",Where you off to?,To my grandmother's house! It's here in the middle of nowhere.. so not very good cell service
3990,Where you off to?,To my grandmother's house! It's here in the middle of nowhere.. so not very good cell service,Sounds like hell
3991,Where you off to?,To my grandmother's house! It's here in the middle of nowhere.. so not very good cell service,Sounds like hell I man everyone knows you cannot live with out he internet these days
3992,What is everyone doing this Friday night?,"Just listening to good music, eating, and watching movies on Netflix =) ",What's good on Netflix?
3993,"Just listening to good music, eating, and watching movies on Netflix =) ",What's good on Netflix?,"Lost,Sense8,Friends,Teen Wolf, etc.."
3994,Does anyone think that a casual conversation podcast where anyone can call in would be interesting?,"I think that sounds very fun.

Pencil me in for that. We can use Skype or Discord.
",Discord for sure. 
3995,"I think that sounds very fun.

Pencil me in for that. We can use Skype or Discord.
",Discord for sure. ,"Sounds good when you wanna do it
"
3996,Does anyone think that a casual conversation podcast where anyone can call in would be interesting?,Hey man would you like to be a guest on the cc podcast? I would enjoy your insight ,Sure. Sounds fun!
3997,Hey man would you like to be a guest on the cc podcast? I would enjoy your insight ,Sure. Sounds fun!,Bet. Okay pm me an audio sample of your microphone thru Google drive
3998,Does anyone think that a casual conversation podcast where anyone can call in would be interesting?,Hey man would you like to be a guest on the cc podcast? I would enjoy your insight ,Hi what if I'm interested!
3999,Hey man would you like to be a guest on the cc podcast? I would enjoy your insight ,Hi what if I'm interested!,Pm me boi
4000,Hi what if I'm interested!,Pm me boi,Alright I'll get a recording to you soon enough.
4001,Does anyone think that a casual conversation podcast where anyone can call in would be interesting?,Hey man would you like to be a guest on the cc podcast? I would enjoy your insight ,that sounds so cool! im down if you need more people 
4002,Hey man would you like to be a guest on the cc podcast? I would enjoy your insight ,that sounds so cool! im down if you need more people ,Pm me 
4003,What's your unpopular opinion?,Scotland needs her independence because it has been made clear that our government isn't for us.,"The last referendum only lost by a couple points, right? ...it ain't that unpopular."
4004,Scotland needs her independence because it has been made clear that our government isn't for us.,"The last referendum only lost by a couple points, right? ...it ain't that unpopular.","Its about 50/50, so fairly unpopular."
4005,What's your unpopular opinion?,I didn't like Firefly.,Woah. This genuinely took me by surprise. Why?
4006,I didn't like Firefly.,Woah. This genuinely took me by surprise. Why?,Could never get into it. 
4007,Woah. This genuinely took me by surprise. Why?,Could never get into it. ,Is that the show where they speak Chinese sometimes?
4008,Woah. This genuinely took me by surprise. Why?,Could never get into it. ,"With you dude, I watched the first episode and was just meh on it."
4009,Could never get into it. ,"With you dude, I watched the first episode and was just meh on it.","To be fair, the first episode isn't very good. It gets better. "
4010,I didn't like Firefly.,Woah. This genuinely took me by surprise. Why?,The show is actually quite terrible. 
4011,What's your unpopular opinion?,Cool Ranch &gt; Nacho Cheese,"Man, I just don't like Doritos."
4012,Cool Ranch &gt; Nacho Cheese,"Man, I just don't like Doritos.","They're just nacho thing, that's cool"
4013,"Man, I just don't like Doritos.","They're just nacho thing, that's cool",Thank you for the laugh hahahaha
4014,What's your unpopular opinion?,Flareon did nothing wrong,We all know umbreon is the best eeveelution
4015,Flareon did nothing wrong,We all know umbreon is the best eeveelution,Vaporeon was always my favorite one
4016,We all know umbreon is the best eeveelution,Vaporeon was always my favorite one,"Also a good choice. Really, any of them are awesome"
4017,What's your unpopular opinion?,Flareon did nothing wrong,The pokemon?
4018,Flareon did nothing wrong,The pokemon?,"Yup, just google Flareon the false prophet "
4019,Let's Chat!,Hello😀😎☺🙌👍,Hi!
4020,Hello😀😎☺🙌👍,Hi!,How are you doing today? 
4021,Hi!,How are you doing today? ,I'm doing great. I just finished work and I'm still rarin' to chat. Wbu? XD
4022,How are you doing today? ,I'm doing great. I just finished work and I'm still rarin' to chat. Wbu? XD,I'm good thank you soooo much for asking 
4023,I'm doing great. I just finished work and I'm still rarin' to chat. Wbu? XD,I'm good thank you soooo much for asking ,"I'm glad you're good, and I'm happy you ask!"
4024,I'm good thank you soooo much for asking ,"I'm glad you're good, and I'm happy you ask!",😀😊☺🤗🙌👍
4025,"I'm glad you're good, and I'm happy you ask!",😀😊☺🤗🙌👍,So how's your day today going so far?
4026,😀😊☺🤗🙌👍,So how's your day today going so far?,Pretty good I'm actually going to to the store and get some breakfast 
4027,So how's your day today going so far?,Pretty good I'm actually going to to the store and get some breakfast ,Sounds fun! Enjoy your breakfast!
4028,Pretty good I'm actually going to to the store and get some breakfast ,Sounds fun! Enjoy your breakfast!,Thanks you😀😊☺
4029,In retrospect summarise your teen years in one word,Dorky.,Dorky is cute! 
4030,Dorky.,Dorky is cute! ,"That's nice of you to say, but I was (and still am) a nerd back when nerd was *not* cool. "
4031,In retrospect summarise your teen years in one word,Wasted ,Drunk wasted or not-productive wasted (or both O.o)?
4032,Wasted ,Drunk wasted or not-productive wasted (or both O.o)?,BOTH!
4033,In retrospect summarise your teen years in one word,Eh.,This resonates with me deeply.
4034,Eh.,This resonates with me deeply.,Hm.
4035,In retrospect summarise your teen years in one word,Angst.,"Amen. But hey, that's in the past now : )"
4036,Angst.,"Amen. But hey, that's in the past now : )",I still can't believe how important it all seemed at the time...
4037,In retrospect summarise your teen years in one word,Different,Can you say if this in a particularly positive or negative sense? Or is it neither? 
4038,Different,Can you say if this in a particularly positive or negative sense? Or is it neither? ,Negative sense
4039,Can you say if this in a particularly positive or negative sense? Or is it neither? ,Negative sense,:( you're a cool bean don't let anyone tell you anything else!
4040,Negative sense,:( you're a cool bean don't let anyone tell you anything else!,Thank you.
4041,In retrospect summarise your teen years in one word,Irrelevant,Am I correct to interpret this as you feel your teenage years are irrelevant to you?
4042,Irrelevant,Am I correct to interpret this as you feel your teenage years are irrelevant to you?,Yep I am a completely different person now from how I was then :P
4043,Am I correct to interpret this as you feel your teenage years are irrelevant to you?,Yep I am a completely different person now from how I was then :P,Do you think your teenage life played any role in making you the person you are now?
4044,In retrospect summarise your teen years in one word,Future,Your teenage years... was your future? I'm not sure how to interpret this!
4045,Future,Your teenage years... was your future? I'm not sure how to interpret this!,I'm 12
4046,what are you planning to have for dinner tonight?,Chick Fil-A,Ahhhh sweet tea. Sweet tea and a spicy chicken sandwich.
4047,Chick Fil-A,Ahhhh sweet tea. Sweet tea and a spicy chicken sandwich.,Everything on their menu is great! I've been craving their chicken for awhile
4048,Ahhhh sweet tea. Sweet tea and a spicy chicken sandwich.,Everything on their menu is great! I've been craving their chicken for awhile,I blame you 0%.
4049,what are you planning to have for dinner tonight?,Wendy's ,I don't think I've ever had Wendy's. Whatcha gonna get?
4050,Wendy's ,I don't think I've ever had Wendy's. Whatcha gonna get?,A double Baconator and fries.
4051,I don't think I've ever had Wendy's. Whatcha gonna get?,A double Baconator and fries.,"Sounds like a good plan, man."
4052,A double Baconator and fries.,"Sounds like a good plan, man.",😀😊☺🍔🍟
4053,I just enlisted in the US Marines,Thanks for your future service.,Thank you for your support! I'll be looking forward to boot camp.
4054,Thanks for your future service.,Thank you for your support! I'll be looking forward to boot camp.,Welcome!
4055,One more comment upvote and I will hit 3000 comment karma. What pointless milestones have you accomplished recently?,I got my very first 10k+ comment last week!! :)),I feel like a peasant in your presence.
4056,I got my very first 10k+ comment last week!! :)),I feel like a peasant in your presence.,Don't lol. I'm just your average Joe who happens to have a decent amount of karma.
4057,One more comment upvote and I will hit 3000 comment karma. What pointless milestones have you accomplished recently?,"200,000 Karma :/","I think it's time you redistributed your karma for the good of the 99%.

"
4058,"200,000 Karma :/","I think it's time you redistributed your karma for the good of the 99%.

",i wish I could do that
4059,I am 7 years sober,"I'm only 2 weeks sober and am striving to achieve what you have achieved
Congrats ","If you ever need an ear, I am here. I have worked with recovering addict for years."
4060,"I'm only 2 weeks sober and am striving to achieve what you have achieved
Congrats ","If you ever need an ear, I am here. I have worked with recovering addict for years.","Just saw this 


Thanks for this "
4061,I am 7 years sober,Congratulations! How does it feel?,Productive!
4062,Congratulations! How does it feel?,Productive!,That's awesome! Congratulations again!
4063,"What is something small, trivial or foolish you are looking forward to?","Not really small or trivial, but Ryzen is coming out in a week.

*squeeee*",I could google it but would prefer your opinion. Why is Ryzen going to be great?
4064,"Not really small or trivial, but Ryzen is coming out in a week.

*squeeee*",I could google it but would prefer your opinion. Why is Ryzen going to be great?,Promises performance similar to their Intel counterparts for a small fraction the cost.
4065,I could google it but would prefer your opinion. Why is Ryzen going to be great?,Promises performance similar to their Intel counterparts for a small fraction the cost.,"Fingers crossed Ryzen 5 will smash it, but still worry it may be a flop"
4066,"What is something small, trivial or foolish you are looking forward to?",I have an exam in a couple hours and I am pretty excited to take it actually. ,What is the exam in? You must be well prepared to be excited for the exam. 
4067,I have an exam in a couple hours and I am pretty excited to take it actually. ,What is the exam in? You must be well prepared to be excited for the exam. ,It's for a Business management class. I'm not really just wanna get it out of the way 
4068,Today's my 13th birthday and I have nobody to celebrate it with,Happy birthday.  Welcome to teen-age! :),Thanks :D
4069,Happy birthday.  Welcome to teen-age! :),Thanks :D,Do you have school today or just chilling out?
4070,Thanks :D,Do you have school today or just chilling out?,"Nah I dont, i don't go to school on my bday."
4071,Do you have school today or just chilling out?,"Nah I dont, i don't go to school on my bday.",Ah that's cool.  So what do you plan to do with the day?
4072,"Nah I dont, i don't go to school on my bday.",Ah that's cool.  So what do you plan to do with the day?,"Going to Tim Hortons, getting some coffee, getting pizza and watching netflix."
4073,Ah that's cool.  So what do you plan to do with the day?,"Going to Tim Hortons, getting some coffee, getting pizza and watching netflix.",Sounds like a sweet birthday by any definition. 
4074,"Going to Tim Hortons, getting some coffee, getting pizza and watching netflix.",Sounds like a sweet birthday by any definition. ,"It is.
"
4075,Ah that's cool.  So what do you plan to do with the day?,"Going to Tim Hortons, getting some coffee, getting pizza and watching netflix.",Sounds good.  What are you watching at the minute?
4076,"Going to Tim Hortons, getting some coffee, getting pizza and watching netflix.",Sounds good.  What are you watching at the minute?,"Trailer Park Boys, thats pretty much the only thing I haven't watched 5x"
4077,Sounds good.  What are you watching at the minute?,"Trailer Park Boys, thats pretty much the only thing I haven't watched 5x",i've not heard of that before.  haha.  what's it about?
4078,Sounds good.  What are you watching at the minute?,"Trailer Park Boys, thats pretty much the only thing I haven't watched 5x","Fuckin way of the road bubs!

Happy birthday my dude."
4079,"Trailer Park Boys, thats pretty much the only thing I haven't watched 5x","Fuckin way of the road bubs!

Happy birthday my dude.",Thanks
4080,Sounds good.  What are you watching at the minute?,"Trailer Park Boys, thats pretty much the only thing I haven't watched 5x",Have you tried Parks and Rec or The IT Crowd? They're probably my two favourites
4081,"Trailer Park Boys, thats pretty much the only thing I haven't watched 5x",Have you tried Parks and Rec or The IT Crowd? They're probably my two favourites,"No, I havent"
4082,Have you tried Parks and Rec or The IT Crowd? They're probably my two favourites,"No, I havent",Well then I suggest either of those should be your next binge watch if you run out.
4083,Have you tried Parks and Rec or The IT Crowd? They're probably my two favourites,"No, I havent","Parks and Rec is a really good show, but the first season is a little rough."
4084,"No, I havent","Parks and Rec is a really good show, but the first season is a little rough.",On rewatches I now just skip to when Ben and Chris show up. 
4085,Have you tried Parks and Rec or The IT Crowd? They're probably my two favourites,"No, I havent","I second the Nicksaurus, you should watch Parks and Recreation"
4086,Have you tried Parks and Rec or The IT Crowd? They're probably my two favourites,"No, I havent","Can't stress community enough, best show. Best show. "
4087,"Trailer Park Boys, thats pretty much the only thing I haven't watched 5x",Have you tried Parks and Rec or The IT Crowd? They're probably my two favourites,IT crowd is amazing! 
4088,Have you tried Parks and Rec or The IT Crowd? They're probably my two favourites,IT crowd is amazing! ,"Jen, this is the internet. "
4089,Ah that's cool.  So what do you plan to do with the day?,"Going to Tim Hortons, getting some coffee, getting pizza and watching netflix.",13-year-olds drink coffee nowadays?
4090,Do you have school today or just chilling out?,"Nah I dont, i don't go to school on my bday.","Why not, if I may ask? "
4091,"Nah I dont, i don't go to school on my bday.","Why not, if I may ask? ",It's a tradition at some schools.
4092,"Why not, if I may ask? ",It's a tradition at some schools.,Luckyyyyyyyy
4093,Today's my 13th birthday and I have nobody to celebrate it with,"Happy Birthday! I'll have you know that you share both birthday, and year, with my sister. :)",Wow thats cool :D
4094,"Happy Birthday! I'll have you know that you share both birthday, and year, with my sister. :)",Wow thats cool :D,Try to get those digits my man. 
4095,Today's my 13th birthday and I have nobody to celebrate it with,Happy birthday! Wszystkiego najlepszego z okazji urodzin!,What language is that? 
4096,Happy birthday! Wszystkiego najlepszego z okazji urodzin!,What language is that? ,"It doesn't matter! It conveys feelings of happiness, and isn't that what matters? :)"
4097,Happy birthday! Wszystkiego najlepszego z okazji urodzin!,What language is that? ,Polish :)
4098,Today's my 13th birthday and I have nobody to celebrate it with,"&gt;2004 

Fuck I feel kinda old now 

Happy Birthday!",Dude. These 2000 babies feel like they should be toddlers
4099,"&gt;2004 

Fuck I feel kinda old now 

Happy Birthday!",Dude. These 2000 babies feel like they should be toddlers,"Hey, cmon. We're turning 17 this year :("
4100,Dude. These 2000 babies feel like they should be toddlers,"Hey, cmon. We're turning 17 this year :(",_shudder_
4101,"Hey, cmon. We're turning 17 this year :(",_shudder_,"If your in most of the US, they've been on the road for a year now!"
4102,_shudder_,"If your in most of the US, they've been on the road for a year now!","And the uk - albeit on mopeds, so at least I can hear them coming from a mile away"
4103,Dude. These 2000 babies feel like they should be toddlers,"Hey, cmon. We're turning 17 this year :(","No, you're like... Twelve. Tops"
4104,"Hey, cmon. We're turning 17 this year :(","No, you're like... Twelve. Tops","I feel as mature as a 12 year old, but I'm 16... I'm so old and still don't have it together :("
4105,"No, you're like... Twelve. Tops","I feel as mature as a 12 year old, but I'm 16... I'm so old and still don't have it together :(","You won't have it together until you're 30 if you're lucky.

Source: I'm 20."
4106,"I feel as mature as a 12 year old, but I'm 16... I'm so old and still don't have it together :(","You won't have it together until you're 30 if you're lucky.

Source: I'm 20.",24 here and still don't think I have anything together. 
4107,"I feel as mature as a 12 year old, but I'm 16... I'm so old and still don't have it together :(","You won't have it together until you're 30 if you're lucky.

Source: I'm 20.",I'm 34. My shit can barely be considered together most days.
4108,"I feel as mature as a 12 year old, but I'm 16... I'm so old and still don't have it together :(","You won't have it together until you're 30 if you're lucky.

Source: I'm 20.","Am 20, not so slowly losing it

Adulting is fun"
4109,"I feel as mature as a 12 year old, but I'm 16... I'm so old and still don't have it together :(","You won't have it together until you're 30 if you're lucky.

Source: I'm 20.",44 and barely hangin on the tracks...my generation fucked it up for everyone else.
4110,"No, you're like... Twelve. Tops","I feel as mature as a 12 year old, but I'm 16... I'm so old and still don't have it together :(",You used a comma and an ellipsis. You're doing better than most people your age.
4111,"I feel as mature as a 12 year old, but I'm 16... I'm so old and still don't have it together :(",You used a comma and an ellipsis. You're doing better than most people your age.,I speak fluent American. Of course I know how to use comas and eclipses! 
4112,You used a comma and an ellipsis. You're doing better than most people your age.,I speak fluent American. Of course I know how to use comas and eclipses! ,(Sinks down into chair)
4113,You used a comma and an ellipsis. You're doing better than most people your age.,I speak fluent American. Of course I know how to use comas and eclipses! ,That was a risky comment to make without a sarcasm sign
4114,"No, you're like... Twelve. Tops","I feel as mature as a 12 year old, but I'm 16... I'm so old and still don't have it together :(","Just live your life, you are not supposed to have anything together at your age."
4115,"No, you're like... Twelve. Tops","I feel as mature as a 12 year old, but I'm 16... I'm so old and still don't have it together :(",I'm 20 and I feel like I'm still 16. I don't think it ever ends. 
4116,Dude. These 2000 babies feel like they should be toddlers,"Hey, cmon. We're turning 17 this year :(",In early December for me.
4117,Dude. These 2000 babies feel like they should be toddlers,"Hey, cmon. We're turning 17 this year :(","I am born in 2000, already am 17!"
4118,Dude. These 2000 babies feel like they should be toddlers,"Hey, cmon. We're turning 17 this year :(",Ugghh dude i was 17 when you were born
4119,"&gt;2004 

Fuck I feel kinda old now 

Happy Birthday!",Dude. These 2000 babies feel like they should be toddlers,Feel the same about you 90's babies. 
4120,Dude. These 2000 babies feel like they should be toddlers,Feel the same about you 90's babies. ,I just turned 27 yesterday. Where he the time gone?
4121,Feel the same about you 90's babies. ,I just turned 27 yesterday. Where he the time gone?,"Happy Birthday! 

Your 30's fucking ROCK. You're almost there!"
4122,Dude. These 2000 babies feel like they should be toddlers,Feel the same about you 90's babies. ,I'm 20 and an adult now!
4123,"&gt;2004 

Fuck I feel kinda old now 

Happy Birthday!",Dude. These 2000 babies feel like they should be toddlers,but I'm 16 ;-;
4124,"&gt;2004 

Fuck I feel kinda old now 

Happy Birthday!",Dude. These 2000 babies feel like they should be toddlers,"Mate, I'm legally an adult and I'm '99. Next year, they are too. Don't panic yet."
4125,Today's my 13th birthday and I have nobody to celebrate it with,"&gt;2004 

Fuck I feel kinda old now 

Happy Birthday!",He was born when Halo 2 came out. 
4126,"&gt;2004 

Fuck I feel kinda old now 

Happy Birthday!",He was born when Halo 2 came out. ,Jesus Christ. 
4127,Today's my 13th birthday and I have nobody to celebrate it with,Hey today is my birthday too!! I'm turning 28! Happy birthday friend!,"Cue the requisite Beatles tune, then..."
4128,Hey today is my birthday too!! I'm turning 28! Happy birthday friend!,"Cue the requisite Beatles tune, then...",Looking at 64 in the rearview mirror... any day on the right side of the dirt is good !
4129,"Cue the requisite Beatles tune, then...",Looking at 64 in the rearview mirror... any day on the right side of the dirt is good !,Cue the *other* requisite Beatles tune...
4130,Today's my 13th birthday and I have nobody to celebrate it with,Hey today is my birthday too!! I'm turning 28! Happy birthday friend!,No way!! We are the same age and have the same birthday! Twin?!
4131,Hey today is my birthday too!! I'm turning 28! Happy birthday friend!,No way!! We are the same age and have the same birthday! Twin?!,Twinsies! 
4132,Today's my 13th birthday and I have nobody to celebrate it with,Hey today is my birthday too!! I'm turning 28! Happy birthday friend!,"I want in, I'm 27!"
4133,Hey today is my birthday too!! I'm turning 28! Happy birthday friend!,"I want in, I'm 27!",27 here too! Who are you and why are you stealing my birthday!?
4134,Today's my 13th birthday and I have nobody to celebrate it with,"
Today all I've done was sit on reddit and order pizza.
Pretty good time","Just wait, when you're older you'll wish you could do nothing on your birthday."
4135,"
Today all I've done was sit on reddit and order pizza.
Pretty good time","Just wait, when you're older you'll wish you could do nothing on your birthday.",That's what I'm doing and I hate it. 
4136,Today's my 13th birthday and I have nobody to celebrate it with,Happy birthday! You're now technically eligible to participate in Reddit ,guyz i haD a reddit acount befoar i was 13 plz dont tell my mom
4137,Happy birthday! You're now technically eligible to participate in Reddit ,guyz i haD a reddit acount befoar i was 13 plz dont tell my mom,Same here we can be formerly underaged redditors together
4138,guyz i haD a reddit acount befoar i was 13 plz dont tell my mom,Same here we can be formerly underaged redditors together,Aren't you technically still underage for most things though?
4139,Same here we can be formerly underaged redditors together,Aren't you technically still underage for most things though?,"Yeah, that's why I said *redditor*."
4140,Aren't you technically still underage for most things though?,"Yeah, that's why I said *redditor*.",I was being facetious. :)
4141,Aren't you technically still underage for most things though?,"Yeah, that's why I said *redditor*.",Oh dear I hope you don't go on Disney.com without your parent's permission :(
4142,"Yeah, that's why I said *redditor*.",Oh dear I hope you don't go on Disney.com without your parent's permission :(,👀
4143,Happy birthday! You're now technically eligible to participate in Reddit ,guyz i haD a reddit acount befoar i was 13 plz dont tell my mom,"I got a Reddit account when i was 12, I'm nearly 19 now, leave before it's too late."
4144,Happy birthday! You're now technically eligible to participate in Reddit ,guyz i haD a reddit acount befoar i was 13 plz dont tell my mom,reported for lying about your age on the internet
4145,guyz i haD a reddit acount befoar i was 13 plz dont tell my mom,reported for lying about your age on the internet,oh no
4146,reported for lying about your age on the internet,oh no,oh NO0O0OOOO0OOO00OOOOO*
4147,Today's my 13th birthday and I have nobody to celebrate it with,"On the way to get coffee I slipped and fell
and I saw a quarter on the sidewalk
luck!",This describes perfectly my life
4148,"On the way to get coffee I slipped and fell
and I saw a quarter on the sidewalk
luck!",This describes perfectly my life,lul
4149,This describes perfectly my life,lul,Only without finding the quarter :(
4150,Today's my 13th birthday and I have nobody to celebrate it with,"On the way to get coffee I slipped and fell
and I saw a quarter on the sidewalk
luck!",wow 13 and already addicted to coffee? 
4151,"On the way to get coffee I slipped and fell
and I saw a quarter on the sidewalk
luck!",wow 13 and already addicted to coffee? ,Yeah i feel bad for him
4152,"On the way to get coffee I slipped and fell
and I saw a quarter on the sidewalk
luck!",wow 13 and already addicted to coffee? ,yep 
4153,Today's my 13th birthday and I have nobody to celebrate it with,Bust out some internet porn!  You're 13 and have the house to yourself.,did already like 9 hrs ago though so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
4154,Bust out some internet porn!  You're 13 and have the house to yourself.,did already like 9 hrs ago though so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯,"You'll fap your arm off, kid!"
4155,Today's my 13th birthday and I have nobody to celebrate it with,"Happy Birthday! Are you looking forward to anything this year?
",Not really. every year is the same for me tbh
4156,"Happy Birthday! Are you looking forward to anything this year?
",Not really. every year is the same for me tbh,"Understandable, it'll get more exciting as you get more freedom. Welcome to your teens!"
4157,Today's my 13th birthday and I have nobody to celebrate it with,Hey todays my 22nd bithday! Happy Birthday!,happy birthday!
4158,Hey todays my 22nd bithday! Happy Birthday!,happy birthday!,Happy Birthday to you!! 😀🌸✨🍕
4159,Today's my 13th birthday and I have nobody to celebrate it with,I was born March 23 1974 and I also have no one to celebrate it with. Happy birthday to us!,Haha. happy birthday :P
4160,I was born March 23 1974 and I also have no one to celebrate it with. Happy birthday to us!,Haha. happy birthday :P,Thanks. You too.
4161,I love the flairs on this sub,"I love them, too. I'm not sure exactly what mine means but it's there.",It is definitely there. What even is it?
4162,"I love them, too. I'm not sure exactly what mine means but it's there.",It is definitely there. What even is it?,It's a crescent moon.
4163,It is definitely there. What even is it?,It's a crescent moon.,Deep? How'd you get a moon character though? 
4164,It's a crescent moon.,Deep? How'd you get a moon character though? ,I copy-and-pasted it.
4165,Deep? How'd you get a moon character though? ,I copy-and-pasted it.,"Fair enough, pretty cool though."
4166,I copy-and-pasted it.,"Fair enough, pretty cool though.",Thanks. Who do you miss?
4167,I love the flairs on this sub,Flair you say? **WOOOOOO!!!!!**,"I wish I kept my winter flair, I didn't realize it didn't go away. "
4168,Flair you say? **WOOOOOO!!!!!**,"I wish I kept my winter flair, I didn't realize it didn't go away. ",What was it?
4169,"I wish I kept my winter flair, I didn't realize it didn't go away. ",What was it?,"It was the snow flake one. Pretty sure my flair said something stupid, I can't remember."
4170,I love the flairs on this sub,Flair you say? **WOOOOOO!!!!!**,You beat me to the punch....
4171,Flair you say? **WOOOOOO!!!!!**,You beat me to the punch....,"**WOOOOOO!!**

I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner "
4172,I love the flairs on this sub,"My favourite flair is from /r/pointlessstories. Its ""named a cat AIDS"". Because I did.
",Can I pet AIDS?
4173,"My favourite flair is from /r/pointlessstories. Its ""named a cat AIDS"". Because I did.
",Can I pet AIDS?,What color is your underwear?
4174,Can I pet AIDS?,What color is your underwear?,Black and grey.
4175,I love the flairs on this sub,Yay for rainbow!,Love is in the *(fl)*air.
4176,Yay for rainbow!,Love is in the *(fl)*air.,That sounds cute! Never thought of that
4177,I love the flairs on this sub,I'm still waiting for a message from a girl who read my flair.,Isn't that from the bird video with voices dubbed over&gt;
4178,I'm still waiting for a message from a girl who read my flair.,Isn't that from the bird video with voices dubbed over&gt;,"No idea, but are you interested?"
4179,Isn't that from the bird video with voices dubbed over&gt;,"No idea, but are you interested?",I am curious...
4180,"No idea, but are you interested?",I am curious...,You're a dude aren't you?
4181,I am curious...,You're a dude aren't you?,Yeeas sir.
4182,You're a dude aren't you?,Yeeas sir.,"Well, never had gay sex so..."
4183,Yeeas sir.,"Well, never had gay sex so...",no homo bro
4184,"Well, never had gay sex so...",no homo bro,Let's do it.
4185,no homo bro,Let's do it.,but wait i have a girlfriend
4186,Let's do it.,but wait i have a girlfriend,She can join.
4187,but wait i have a girlfriend,She can join.,"I'm gonna have to ask my mom, give a sec."
4188,She can join.,"I'm gonna have to ask my mom, give a sec.",She can join too. The more the merrier!
4189,Currently very sick in my dormitory -- music suggestions?,What kind of music are you into?,I'd like to know this too before I start suggesting
4190,What kind of music are you into?,I'd like to know this too before I start suggesting,"youre nuts, baby"
4191,I'd like to know this too before I start suggesting,"youre nuts, baby","Meow at me, mimi"
4192,"youre nuts, baby","Meow at me, mimi","I aint no furry, son"
4193,Currently very sick in my dormitory -- music suggestions?,"If you're into EDM, Galantis's Pharmacy album is pretty amazing all the way through.",This is my style.
4194,"If you're into EDM, Galantis's Pharmacy album is pretty amazing all the way through.",This is my style.,Same. Any recent favorites?
4195,This is my style.,Same. Any recent favorites?,L'amour parfait -- Baadman Remix on repeat 
4196,Currently very sick in my dormitory -- music suggestions?,Jay Prince,This is some sublime shit
4197,Jay Prince,This is some sublime shit,What does that mean
4198,This is some sublime shit,What does that mean,"Sublime, like it evokes a state of awe. "
4199,What does that mean,"Sublime, like it evokes a state of awe. ",Niceee
4200,The most adorable thing happened to me yesterday.,"Yeah. I get hit on at ikea all the time, usually they buy me a plate of meatballs before though ",Can't resist that romantic Ikea atmosphere.
4201,"Yeah. I get hit on at ikea all the time, usually they buy me a plate of meatballs before though ",Can't resist that romantic Ikea atmosphere.,"Oh, I don't think anybody can. Cheap furniture just gets people going. "
4202,The most adorable thing happened to me yesterday.,Someone told me I had the physique of michael phelps ,Sorry to put this on you but Phelps has the typical physique of Marfan's syndrome...
4203,Someone told me I had the physique of michael phelps ,Sorry to put this on you but Phelps has the typical physique of Marfan's syndrome...,shiet
4204,The most adorable thing happened to me yesterday.,Nobody has ever told me something similar. You should be really beautiful!,I think you're a beautiful person :)
4205,Nobody has ever told me something similar. You should be really beautiful!,I think you're a beautiful person :),Thanks :)
4206,The most adorable thing happened to me yesterday.,A lady on the street once called me handsome but I think it's because she wanted money,No it's because you're handsome!
4207,A lady on the street once called me handsome but I think it's because she wanted money,No it's because you're handsome!,Haha you're very kind. I did end up giving her money in the end though
4208,I would like to draw you - the you you'd be if you were a household pet.,do you want physical appearance descriptors or personality descriptors?,"Ah, sorry, personalities please!"
4209,do you want physical appearance descriptors or personality descriptors?,"Ah, sorry, personalities please!","OK.

I'm fairly quiet, i like craft whilst watching TV and i love to snuggle my cat."
4210,I would like to draw you - the you you'd be if you were a household pet.,"Shy, quiet, nerdy

All I've got, thanks for doing this, seems like fun!",I want to think of something good for you... so be patient. I will come back with something!
4211,"Shy, quiet, nerdy

All I've got, thanks for doing this, seems like fun!",I want to think of something good for you... so be patient. I will come back with something!,"Oh, thank you! That's very kind! I eagerly await what you create!"
4212,I want to think of something good for you... so be patient. I will come back with something!,"Oh, thank you! That's very kind! I eagerly await what you create!",You made a rhyme :D
4213,What is your go to entertainment?,"Hulu for sure. Otherwise, PC games. ",What games are you playing?
4214,"Hulu for sure. Otherwise, PC games. ",What games are you playing?,Right now the GTA series. Finished San Andreas and am on IV right now 
4215,What games are you playing?,Right now the GTA series. Finished San Andreas and am on IV right now ,The best game in the series IMO.
4216,Where are you guys mostly from and what are you doing right now over there?,"The Isle of Malta, and procrastinating hardcore.","Oohh, i've never been to Malta before. What are you procrastinating from?"
4217,"The Isle of Malta, and procrastinating hardcore.","Oohh, i've never been to Malta before. What are you procrastinating from?",Socializing
4218,"Oohh, i've never been to Malta before. What are you procrastinating from?",Socializing,"Oh, are you in somekind of social event? Or just the general hanging out with friends?"
4219,Socializing,"Oh, are you in somekind of social event? Or just the general hanging out with friends?","Nah a chat, im like too shy to say hello sometimes "
4220,Where are you guys mostly from and what are you doing right now over there?,"Ohio, USA. I'm at work right now waiting for my shift to be over.",Where do you work? And what do you do if i may ask?
4221,"Ohio, USA. I'm at work right now waiting for my shift to be over.",Where do you work? And what do you do if i may ask?,Work at a hospital doing registration
4222,Where are you guys mostly from and what are you doing right now over there?,"Ohio, USA. I'm at work right now waiting for my shift to be over.","Ohio here too! My end of the day is near, hope yours is too. "
4223,"Ohio, USA. I'm at work right now waiting for my shift to be over.","Ohio here too! My end of the day is near, hope yours is too. ",Was driving home from work when you wrote this 😎
4224,"Ohio here too! My end of the day is near, hope yours is too. ",Was driving home from work when you wrote this 😎,"sweet! I'm about to be, glorious freedom! :) "
4225,Where are you guys mostly from and what are you doing right now over there?,Procrastinating in Canada,Where in canada? And procrastinating from what exactly? Work or Studies?
4226,Procrastinating in Canada,Where in canada? And procrastinating from what exactly? Work or Studies?,Ontario and it's studies - it's a psych project.
4227,Where in canada? And procrastinating from what exactly? Work or Studies?,Ontario and it's studies - it's a psych project.,Psych as in Psychologie? Cool! Whats the project about?
4228,Ontario and it's studies - it's a psych project.,Psych as in Psychologie? Cool! Whats the project about?,"Psychology*, and the project is to design a fake experiment and write a report on it."
4229,Psych as in Psychologie? Cool! Whats the project about?,"Psychology*, and the project is to design a fake experiment and write a report on it.","Oh yeah sorry force of habit. lol
have you decided on an experiment?"
4230,Where are you guys mostly from and what are you doing right now over there?,"New Jersey, I'm currently at work drinking a smoothie. pretty lameee","Lol. You and the person above are from New Jersey!
To the important question now. What smoothie?"
4231,"New Jersey, I'm currently at work drinking a smoothie. pretty lameee","Lol. You and the person above are from New Jersey!
To the important question now. What smoothie?","its a banana,strawberry,mango,strawberry yogurt with honey smoothie yum"
4232,"Lol. You and the person above are from New Jersey!
To the important question now. What smoothie?","its a banana,strawberry,mango,strawberry yogurt with honey smoothie yum",The only yummy part for me was the strawberry and honey lol.
4233,"its a banana,strawberry,mango,strawberry yogurt with honey smoothie yum",The only yummy part for me was the strawberry and honey lol.,you can barely taste the banana and mangos. the strawberry cleans them up
4234,The only yummy part for me was the strawberry and honey lol.,you can barely taste the banana and mangos. the strawberry cleans them up,"Oh, in that case, send them over then!"
4235,you can barely taste the banana and mangos. the strawberry cleans them up,"Oh, in that case, send them over then!",*Sends virtual delicious creamy smoothies*
4236,Where are you guys mostly from and what are you doing right now over there?,South East Asia. It's 5 49am as of the moment and I'm gonna be heading to work in a bit,Oh? where from exactly?
4237,South East Asia. It's 5 49am as of the moment and I'm gonna be heading to work in a bit,Oh? where from exactly?,"Philippines. Where are you from, OP? "
4238,Oh? where from exactly?,"Philippines. Where are you from, OP? ","Indonesia, but am currently in germany for studies."
4239,Where are you guys mostly from and what are you doing right now over there?,"Vancouver, Canada. Taking a poop break from work.",An hour long poop break or just normal peasantlike 15 minute break?
4240,"Vancouver, Canada. Taking a poop break from work.",An hour long poop break or just normal peasantlike 15 minute break?,"Haha, just 5min.  That was my 3rd one today (must've ate something bad)."
4241,"For the first time ever, I asked a girl if she was single!","hey, op.......do you have a girlfriend?


/asking for a friend/","No, still don't. Unfortunately.

&gt; asking for a friend

...oh."
4242,"hey, op.......do you have a girlfriend?


/asking for a friend/","No, still don't. Unfortunately.

&gt; asking for a friend

...oh.",[removed]
4243,"hey, op.......do you have a girlfriend?


/asking for a friend/","No, still don't. Unfortunately.

&gt; asking for a friend

...oh.","well, ya know, *i* don't have a boyfriend


so 


ya know 

ahem "
4244,"No, still don't. Unfortunately.

&gt; asking for a friend

...oh.","well, ya know, *i* don't have a boyfriend


so 


ya know 

ahem ","so

uh

ahem


are you a girl"
4245,"well, ya know, *i* don't have a boyfriend


so 


ya know 

ahem ","so

uh

ahem


are you a girl","Yeah uh yes I'm a girl heh
are you like 

a boy? 

I like boys "
4246,"so

uh

ahem


are you a girl","Yeah uh yes I'm a girl heh
are you like 

a boy? 

I like boys ","Yeah um yeah I am 

a boy

I like girls"
4247,"Yeah uh yes I'm a girl heh
are you like 

a boy? 

I like boys ","Yeah um yeah I am 

a boy

I like girls","do you uh

*do ya like jazz*"
4248,"Yeah um yeah I am 

a boy

I like girls","do you uh

*do ya like jazz*","Yeah, I do.


so

uh

...

do you *want* a boyfriend
"
4249,"do you uh

*do ya like jazz*","Yeah, I do.


so

uh

...

do you *want* a boyfriend
","I mean 

*trips over self*

I wouldn't uh 

mind it 

..

yes. I want a boyfriend "
4250,"Yeah, I do.


so

uh

...

do you *want* a boyfriend
","I mean 

*trips over self*

I wouldn't uh 

mind it 

..

yes. I want a boyfriend ","I uh

I also

....

I want a girlfriend"
4251,"I mean 

*trips over self*

I wouldn't uh 

mind it 

..

yes. I want a boyfriend ","I uh

I also

....

I want a girlfriend","uh 

well

*hello*"
4252,"I uh

I also

....

I want a girlfriend","uh 

well

*hello*","*hello*

uh 

well

do you um

want to continue

in PM's?"
4253,"uh 

well

*hello*","*hello*

uh 

well

do you um

want to continue

in PM's?",Now kiss
4254,"uh 

well

*hello*","*hello*

uh 

well

do you um

want to continue

in PM's?","Did someone say...

Third wheeeeeeeeeel?"
4255,"*hello*

uh 

well

do you um

want to continue

in PM's?","Did someone say...

Third wheeeeeeeeeel?",......... ^^^and ^^^that ^^^means ^^^what ^^^exactly?
4256,"Did someone say...

Third wheeeeeeeeeel?",......... ^^^and ^^^that ^^^means ^^^what ^^^exactly?,"A third person in a social gathering, especially dates. Usually done out of pity."
4257,......... ^^^and ^^^that ^^^means ^^^what ^^^exactly?,"A third person in a social gathering, especially dates. Usually done out of pity.",Its ok. I'll show up aswell so it won't be weird.
4258,"uh 

well

*hello*","*hello*

uh 

well

do you um

want to continue

in PM's?",NOOOO I wanted to see how this plays out!! dammit OP. 
4259,"*hello*

uh 

well

do you um

want to continue

in PM's?",NOOOO I wanted to see how this plays out!! dammit OP. ,"And they lived happily ever after.

The End."
4260,"uh 

well

*hello*","*hello*

uh 

well

do you um

want to continue

in PM's?",this was amazing
4261,"uh 

well

*hello*","*hello*

uh 

well

do you um

want to continue

in PM's?",:'\^)
4262,"uh 

well

*hello*","*hello*

uh 

well

do you um

want to continue

in PM's?",This is some /r/bestof material in the making.
4263,"uh 

well

*hello*","*hello*

uh 

well

do you um

want to continue

in PM's?",The contract is sealed. 
4264,"uh 

well

*hello*","*hello*

uh 

well

do you um

want to continue

in PM's?",Well that was adorable.
4265,"uh 

well

*hello*","*hello*

uh 

well

do you um

want to continue

in PM's?",OP what happened? Did you kiss? 
4266,"uh 

well

*hello*","*hello*

uh 

well

do you um

want to continue

in PM's?",Now kith
4267,"uh 

well

*hello*","*hello*

uh 

well

do you um

want to continue

in PM's?",Tell us how it went! Good? Bad? Eh?
4268,"uh 

well

*hello*","*hello*

uh 

well

do you um

want to continue

in PM's?","cheeky cunt.

we are in bois"
4269,"uh 

well

*hello*","*hello*

uh 

well

do you um

want to continue

in PM's?",Okay there has to be a follow up
4270,"uh 

well

*hello*","*hello*

uh 

well

do you um

want to continue

in PM's?",Is this when they sex each other 
4271,"uh 

well

*hello*","*hello*

uh 

well

do you um

want to continue

in PM's?",Remember to use protection before you begin sexing one another
4272,"uh 

well

*hello*","*hello*

uh 

well

do you um

want to continue

in PM's?",and then they lived happily ever after? 
4273,"uh 

well

*hello*","*hello*

uh 

well

do you um

want to continue

in PM's?",Wow did this really just happen? Please update.
4274,"I mean 

*trips over self*

I wouldn't uh 

mind it 

..

yes. I want a boyfriend ","I uh

I also

....

I want a girlfriend",*claps*
4275,"I mean 

*trips over self*

I wouldn't uh 

mind it 

..

yes. I want a boyfriend ","I uh

I also

....

I want a girlfriend",Follow up on this?
4276,"I uh

I also

....

I want a girlfriend",Follow up on this?,"The wedding is Saturday and the baby is due in a month, pls RSVP "
4277,Follow up on this?,"The wedding is Saturday and the baby is due in a month, pls RSVP ","""Please respond please"""
4278,"The wedding is Saturday and the baby is due in a month, pls RSVP ","""Please respond please""","Please sir, think of the baby "
4279,"I mean 

*trips over self*

I wouldn't uh 

mind it 

..

yes. I want a boyfriend ","I uh

I also

....

I want a girlfriend",Go on...
4280,"I mean 

*trips over self*

I wouldn't uh 

mind it 

..

yes. I want a boyfriend ","I uh

I also

....

I want a girlfriend",this is just so awkward can we fast forward to the banging
4281,"I uh

I also

....

I want a girlfriend",this is just so awkward can we fast forward to the banging,"dude, awkward is my third middle name."
4282,this is just so awkward can we fast forward to the banging,"dude, awkward is my third middle name.",..Dylan? That you?
4283,this is just so awkward can we fast forward to the banging,"dude, awkward is my third middle name.",You have a third middle name? What's the first and second? 
4284,"dude, awkward is my third middle name.",You have a third middle name? What's the first and second? ,"oh no I have two middle names, isn't the phrase that....

........oh."
4285,"I mean 

*trips over self*

I wouldn't uh 

mind it 

..

yes. I want a boyfriend ","I uh

I also

....

I want a girlfriend","get a room already you two, gosh"
4286,"I mean 

*trips over self*

I wouldn't uh 

mind it 

..

yes. I want a boyfriend ","I uh

I also

....

I want a girlfriend","This is such a ""rawr XD"" moment but also a /r/WholesomeMemes momement."
4287,"I mean 

*trips over self*

I wouldn't uh 

mind it 

..

yes. I want a boyfriend ","I uh

I also

....

I want a girlfriend",So like did y'all go for it or what. 
4288,"I mean 

*trips over self*

I wouldn't uh 

mind it 

..

yes. I want a boyfriend ","I uh

I also

....

I want a girlfriend","This is cute, you guys should do this thing"
4289,"I mean 

*trips over self*

I wouldn't uh 

mind it 

..

yes. I want a boyfriend ","I uh

I also

....

I want a girlfriend",We did it reddit??!!
4290,"I mean 

*trips over self*

I wouldn't uh 

mind it 

..

yes. I want a boyfriend ","I uh

I also

....

I want a girlfriend",This is the most interesting thing I've seen on reddit today.
4291,"well, ya know, *i* don't have a boyfriend


so 


ya know 

ahem ","so

uh

ahem


are you a girl",Good followup question
4292,"No, still don't. Unfortunately.

&gt; asking for a friend

...oh.","well, ya know, *i* don't have a boyfriend


so 


ya know 

ahem ",Extremely cringey
4293,"well, ya know, *i* don't have a boyfriend


so 


ya know 

ahem ",Extremely cringey,me irl^
4294,"For the first time ever, I asked a girl if she was single!",You miss 100% of the shots you don't take,-Wayne Gretzky
4295,You miss 100% of the shots you don't take,-Wayne Gretzky,-Michael Scott 
4296,-Wayne Gretzky,-Michael Scott ,-IridiumWaffler
4297,-Michael Scott ,-IridiumWaffler,- Morgan Freeman
4298,-IridiumWaffler,- Morgan Freeman,-Stormtrooper 
4299,- Morgan Freeman,-Stormtrooper ,"""You miss 100% of the shots you take"" -Stormtrooper"
4300,-Stormtrooper ,"""You miss 100% of the shots you take"" -Stormtrooper",Fucking golden comment right there.
4301,"""You miss 100% of the shots you take"" -Stormtrooper",Fucking golden comment right there.,Did it really miss if it was redirected to hit another person?
4302,Fucking golden comment right there.,Did it really miss if it was redirected to hit another person?,Genji pls
4303,-Stormtrooper ,"""You miss 100% of the shots you take"" -Stormtrooper",Bravo
4304,-Stormtrooper ,"""You miss 100% of the shots you take"" -Stormtrooper",Said the blind man with a curious passion for archery. 
4305,- Morgan Freeman,-Stormtrooper ,- SmithzZ 
4306,-Stormtrooper ,- SmithzZ ,Abraham Lincoln. Probably 
4307,- SmithzZ ,Abraham Lincoln. Probably ,LMFAO
4308,- Morgan Freeman,-Stormtrooper ,-BruceWayne
4309,- Morgan Freeman,-Stormtrooper ,-Chris Kyle
4310,-Wayne Gretzky,-Michael Scott ,-Some redditor every time somebody comments this quote 
4311,-Michael Scott ,-Some redditor every time somebody comments this quote ,"Yeah, no one had posted it yet and I wanted the karma. Muahahaha"
4312,-Michael Scott ,-Some redditor every time somebody comments this quote ,"""what he/she said""- Elmomomore"
4313,-Wayne Gretzky,-Michael Scott ,-Kenny Florian
4314,You miss 100% of the shots you don't take,-Wayne Gretzky,-Ron Jeremy
4315,"For the first time ever, I asked a girl if she was single!",You miss 100% of the shots you don't take,"""Always take the shot.""


- Mark Jefferson"
4316,You miss 100% of the shots you don't take,"""Always take the shot.""


- Mark Jefferson",He got shot in my playthrough that's for sure
4317,"For the first time ever, I asked a girl if she was single!",You miss 100% of the shots you don't take,"-Me
"
4318,You miss 100% of the shots you don't take,"-Me
","Me   
Big   
Boy"
4319,"For the first time ever, I asked a girl if she was single!",Women are just people with vaginas.  Don't put them on a pedestal. ,Easier said than done. 
4320,Women are just people with vaginas.  Don't put them on a pedestal. ,Easier said than done. ,"In my opinion it shouldn't be, if you find the right woman"
4321,"For the first time ever, I asked a girl if she was single!",Women are just people with vaginas.  Don't put them on a pedestal. ,This one clearly doesn't understand the male mind.
4322,Women are just people with vaginas.  Don't put them on a pedestal. ,This one clearly doesn't understand the male mind.,The male mind isn't that complex. Woman are easy. Just treat them like you would treat a guy.
4323,This one clearly doesn't understand the male mind.,The male mind isn't that complex. Woman are easy. Just treat them like you would treat a guy.,"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I would give you gold if I had money!"
4324,The male mind isn't that complex. Woman are easy. Just treat them like you would treat a guy.,"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I would give you gold if I had money!",You need a rich guy for that.
4325,This one clearly doesn't understand the male mind.,The male mind isn't that complex. Woman are easy. Just treat them like you would treat a guy.,"&gt;Just treat them like you would treat a guy.

you obviously are not a guy"
4326,"For the first time ever, I asked a girl if she was single!",They all have boyfriends. ,/r/ForeverAlone 
4327,They all have boyfriends. ,/r/ForeverAlone ,R/rape
4328,/r/ForeverAlone ,R/rape,"Calm down there, Satan. "
4329,"So i've been pronouncing ""decorative"" wrong my whole life","I used to pronounce ""aVENger"" as ""AVenger"" (pronounced sorta like ""average"").","Makes sense actually, given ""scavenger"""
4330,"I used to pronounce ""aVENger"" as ""AVenger"" (pronounced sorta like ""average"").","Makes sense actually, given ""scavenger""",I... yeah! Yeah it does! Thank you!
4331,"So i've been pronouncing ""decorative"" wrong my whole life","My whole life, I thought Tucson, AZ was actually Tuscon, AZ.","Holy crap... i didnt know that until i read this comment. I always said ""tusken"" too LOL"
4332,"My whole life, I thought Tucson, AZ was actually Tuscon, AZ.","Holy crap... i didnt know that until i read this comment. I always said ""tusken"" too LOL","Turns out it's ""too-sahn"" AZ"
4333,"My whole life, I thought Tucson, AZ was actually Tuscon, AZ.","Holy crap... i didnt know that until i read this comment. I always said ""tusken"" too LOL","Tuscany, Italy is probably the source of your confusion; *that* ""c"" *is* pronounced."
4334,Serious Confession - I drink room temperature lemon juice,"That is so strange. Man, that sounds disgusting.

But, I dunno, to each their own?",to be fair it sounds really gross but man do i love lemon juice 
4335,"That is so strange. Man, that sounds disgusting.

But, I dunno, to each their own?",to be fair it sounds really gross but man do i love lemon juice ,That's so acidic aren't you worried about your teeth??
4336,Serious Confession - I drink room temperature lemon juice,"That is so strange. Man, that sounds disgusting.

But, I dunno, to each their own?",I like stale peeps more than 'fresh' peeps
4337,"That is so strange. Man, that sounds disgusting.

But, I dunno, to each their own?",I like stale peeps more than 'fresh' peeps,I like soggy cereal. Oh and I like ketchup on bologna sandwiches.
4338,"That is so strange. Man, that sounds disgusting.

But, I dunno, to each their own?",I like stale peeps more than 'fresh' peeps,What are peeps? 
4339,I like stale peeps more than 'fresh' peeps,What are peeps? ,Marshmallow candies shaped like rabbits/birds.
4340,"That is so strange. Man, that sounds disgusting.

But, I dunno, to each their own?",I like stale peeps more than 'fresh' peeps,My GF is the same way
4341,"That is so strange. Man, that sounds disgusting.

But, I dunno, to each their own?",I like stale peeps more than 'fresh' peeps,Didn't actually think anybody really LIKED peeps lol 
4342,Serious Confession - I drink room temperature lemon juice,I drink room temperature everything ,Even milk?
4343,I drink room temperature everything ,Even milk?,"Except for milk, even though I really mind it room temperature. "
4344,Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it.,"Super speed - Flash level (for comic book fans, yes, that means a connection to the Speed Force)",But you can only use it going backwards.
4345,"Super speed - Flash level (for comic book fans, yes, that means a connection to the Speed Force)",But you can only use it going backwards.,"Lol, that would be a great supervillian weapon to use on the flash."
4346,Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it.,Teleportation,"You can only use this on airplanes. So, you still have to *buy* the tickets and pack your bags. "
4347,Teleportation,"You can only use this on airplanes. So, you still have to *buy* the tickets and pack your bags. ","Still, you could step onto a cheaper flight. Or just run on the plane with a thick coat..."
4348,Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it.,Mind manipulation (jedi mind tricks),"You can only use it on the gender you're not interested in.

Not gettin' laid toniiiight"
4349,Mind manipulation (jedi mind tricks),"You can only use it on the gender you're not interested in.

Not gettin' laid toniiiight",50% of the population still? Not a terrible limit.
4350,"You can only use it on the gender you're not interested in.

Not gettin' laid toniiiight",50% of the population still? Not a terrible limit.,"If he/she is not bisexual, that is."
4351,50% of the population still? Not a terrible limit.,"If he/she is not bisexual, that is.",Ouch.
4352,Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it.,To breathe under water.,but only in toxic water
4353,To breathe under water.,but only in toxic water,That's how the teenage mutant ninja turtles were born... so...
4354,Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it.,"Complete control of time - as-in start, stop, rewind, fast word, jump to point, etc.",You need to use internet explorer to navigate through.
4355,"Complete control of time - as-in start, stop, rewind, fast word, jump to point, etc.",You need to use internet explorer to navigate through.,Error 404.
4356,Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it.,The power to summon any kind of pizza I want whenever I want.,It's toppings must include pineapple
4357,The power to summon any kind of pizza I want whenever I want.,It's toppings must include pineapple,"Aw fuck.

Fine but it's only one one singular slice. "
4358,It's toppings must include pineapple,"Aw fuck.

Fine but it's only one one singular slice. ","Fine, I honestly debated about adding pineapple or subtracting cheese"
4359,Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it.,Imperviousness (nothing can injure me essentially),This only works on Febuary 29th. 
4360,Imperviousness (nothing can injure me essentially),This only works on Febuary 29th. ,Damn you
4361,Imperviousness (nothing can injure me essentially),This only works on Febuary 29th. ,And this is how the legend of Leap Year Man was born.
4362,Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it.,Invisibility,But only when alseep.
4363,Invisibility,But only when alseep.,"Damn I wish I sleep walk! Won't enjoy my superpower :/
"
4364,But only when alseep.,"Damn I wish I sleep walk! Won't enjoy my superpower :/
",But you could sleep wherever you wanted undisturbed! Underrated superpower.
4365,Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it.,Able to tell the future,You can only tell what will happen three seconds from when you start. 
4366,Able to tell the future,You can only tell what will happen three seconds from when you start. ,"Hey, more than I got now :P"
4367,Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it.,Controlling fire,The fire burns at an extremely low temperature that is very comforting to humans.
4368,Controlling fire,The fire burns at an extremely low temperature that is very comforting to humans.,"""Hey guys, it's Smore's man!"""
4369,The fire burns at an extremely low temperature that is very comforting to humans.,"""Hey guys, it's Smore's man!""",pffft ahahaha he'd be an excellent cook if he needs to flambe something
4370,"""Hey guys, it's Smore's man!""",pffft ahahaha he'd be an excellent cook if he needs to flambe something,"You may not be a superhero, but you'd be a damn fine cook."
4371,pffft ahahaha he'd be an excellent cook if he needs to flambe something,"You may not be a superhero, but you'd be a damn fine cook.",I'd also woo cute chicks with an improvised pyrotechnic display. 
4372,Your comment is the superpower you get. Second comment is the condition on when you get to use it.,Superhuman strength and agility.,You can only use it on objects that weigh less than 600 pounds
4373,Superhuman strength and agility.,You can only use it on objects that weigh less than 600 pounds,You'd still be the most popular guy at the construction site.
4374,"If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you want to be?",A scientific base in Antarctica,What do you study? 
4375,A scientific base in Antarctica,What do you study? ,Ancient bones.
4376,What do you study? ,Ancient bones.,Neat 
4377,Where do you see yourself in the next 5 years?,Hopefully someone that matches to what my standards of success are ,Do You have plans that will you reach that goal?
4378,Hopefully someone that matches to what my standards of success are ,Do You have plans that will you reach that goal?,"Discipline and hard work, mostly "
4379,Where do you see yourself in the next 5 years?,Asking myself that same question with a different date on my calendar.,What's tha date
4380,Asking myself that same question with a different date on my calendar.,What's tha date,March 21 2022
4381,Where do you see yourself in the next 5 years?,Hopefully I'll be a 32 year old registered dietitian with a SO. Probably will just be dead!,Are you a registered dietician at this time?
4382,Hopefully I'll be a 32 year old registered dietitian with a SO. Probably will just be dead!,Are you a registered dietician at this time?,"No, I've applied to a program and I'm hoping to be accepted."
4383,I am trying to discover 100 new artist this year,Do you like foreign language music?,I'm not against it!
4384,Do you like foreign language music?,I'm not against it!,Okay how many artists and songs would you like?
4385,"Asking out my crush in about an hour, wish me luck","Hey it's been about an hour, how'd it go?","Class is almost over, I'll update when I do it"
4386,"Hey it's been about an hour, how'd it go?","Class is almost over, I'll update when I do it",You've got this.
4387,"Class is almost over, I'll update when I do it",You've got this.,Updated
4388,You've got this.,Updated,Great job Ryan 
4389,You've got this.,Updated,My man.
4390,You've got this.,Updated,Congrats dude! I hope the date goes well!
4391,"Asking out my crush in about an hour, wish me luck",Fantastic! What is your plan for the date?,I honestly have no clue. Probably bowling or mini golf or just dinner
4392,Fantastic! What is your plan for the date?,I honestly have no clue. Probably bowling or mini golf or just dinner,"Mini golf is good. As long as you don't get easily frustrated, mini golf is hard "
4393,I honestly have no clue. Probably bowling or mini golf or just dinner,"Mini golf is good. As long as you don't get easily frustrated, mini golf is hard ",Take my advice. Let the wookie win.
4394,Fantastic! What is your plan for the date?,I honestly have no clue. Probably bowling or mini golf or just dinner,Call your cousin and go bowling!!!
4395,"Asking out my crush in about an hour, wish me luck",Did she herself reject you or you've been rejected 8 times by other girls?,8 others
4396,Did she herself reject you or you've been rejected 8 times by other girls?,8 others,"Oh I was thinking it was the same girl, I was like, ""DUDE GET THE HINT!"" HAHA!"
4397,8 others,"Oh I was thinking it was the same girl, I was like, ""DUDE GET THE HINT!"" HAHA!",Haha yeah I didn't word that one the best
4398,Did she herself reject you or you've been rejected 8 times by other girls?,8 others,Good for you m8!!
4399,"Asking out my crush in about an hour, wish me luck",Glad to hear it went well! What do you got planned?,Nothing yet. I forgot what happens after you get a yes hahaha
4400,Glad to hear it went well! What do you got planned?,Nothing yet. I forgot what happens after you get a yes hahaha,"Oh man! Good luck, I really hope it goes well :)"
4401,"Asking out my crush in about an hour, wish me luck",What's his name?,"I'm the his, I asked out a her. "
4402,What's his name?,"I'm the his, I asked out a her. ",Whooo^ooooo^oooo^s^h
4403,"I'm the his, I asked out a her. ",Whooo^ooooo^oooo^s^h,:| 
4404,Whooo^ooooo^oooo^s^h,:| ,Haha. Just a joke!
4405,"Asking out my crush in about an hour, wish me luck","Try not to be all weird on the actual date, just be normal.",I think she likes who I am. I'll just be that
4406,"Try not to be all weird on the actual date, just be normal.",I think she likes who I am. I'll just be that,Sounds like you have a good plan. Also much better worded than my comment!
4407,I am going to study abroad in Japan 😃,How was the education? Planning to do further studies there?,"I am not sure yet. Maybe doing  my master, but I  still looking for other opportunities."
4408,How was the education? Planning to do further studies there?,"I am not sure yet. Maybe doing  my master, but I  still looking for other opportunities.",Masters in?
4409,"I am not sure yet. Maybe doing  my master, but I  still looking for other opportunities.",Masters in?,I am thinking of computer science
4410,Masters in?,I am thinking of computer science,"Okay
"
4411,I went to /r/nosleep thinking it was about insomniacs such as myself.. nope.,"We should start our own subreddit, call it ""wesleepfor8hrs""",r/wesleepfor8hrs
4412,"We should start our own subreddit, call it ""wesleepfor8hrs""",r/wesleepfor8hrs,9 hours master race checking in
4413,What's on your bucket list?,I'd like to hug a giraffe. ,"I feed one every week or so at the zoo, and apparently they hate being touched. "
4414,I'd like to hug a giraffe. ,"I feed one every week or so at the zoo, and apparently they hate being touched. ",That actually makes me sad. They seem perfect for cuddling with that long neck...
4415,What's on your bucket list?,Save world. Go on a date. ,In that order? LOL. Love it!
4416,Save world. Go on a date. ,In that order? LOL. Love it!,it will have to be a world saving event for me to get a girl to date me lol
4417,In that order? LOL. Love it!,it will have to be a world saving event for me to get a girl to date me lol,"So what you're saying is ""There's still a chance"". #EveryDayHeroes"
4418,it will have to be a world saving event for me to get a girl to date me lol,"So what you're saying is ""There's still a chance"". #EveryDayHeroes",yes:)
4419,How did you choose your Reddit username?,A character in the last book I read. Not favorite by any means.,Darn cool name though.
4420,A character in the last book I read. Not favorite by any means.,Darn cool name though.,Thanks fellow Harry Potter fan!
4421,Darn cool name though.,Thanks fellow Harry Potter fan!,What did you think of Fantastic Beasts?
4422,How did you choose your Reddit username?,It's the same username I always use. ,How did you get that pineapple flair??
4423,It's the same username I always use. ,How did you get that pineapple flair??,"You are what you eat, and I eat so many pineapples, I became one. "
4424,How did you get that pineapple flair??,"You are what you eat, and I eat so many pineapples, I became one. ",:D
4425,"Does anyone else get 'Friendship crushes', where you have this urge to be someones friend because you realized they're amazing?",I think I'm getting one right now 😉,Do I know you lmao
4426,I think I'm getting one right now 😉,Do I know you lmao,No but you seem cool! Let's be friends
4427,Do I know you lmao,No but you seem cool! Let's be friends,"So many lovely people here god damn, Id love to!"
4428,"Does anyone else get 'Friendship crushes', where you have this urge to be someones friend because you realized they're amazing?",I thought I was the only one who did this. ,Not at all!
4429,I thought I was the only one who did this. ,Not at all!,I'm so glad you posted this. Thank you 
4430,Not at all!,I'm so glad you posted this. Thank you ,❤
4431,"Does anyone else get 'Friendship crushes', where you have this urge to be someones friend because you realized they're amazing?",no,What kind of traits in people do you really appreciate? :)
4432,no,What kind of traits in people do you really appreciate? :),What do you know about traits?
4433,What kind of traits in people do you really appreciate? :),What do you know about traits?,Everything ok?
4434,"When getting in your car to go somewhere, does anyone else have the urge to just keep driving to start a new life and not turn around?","Wherever you go, there you are.",What is this a quote from?
4435,"Wherever you go, there you are.",What is this a quote from?,I hear it in AA. I don't know the original origin.
4436,What is this a quote from?,I hear it in AA. I don't know the original origin.,"Ah true. I like it, thanks for that. "
4437,Tell me about your guilty pleasures!,Video games for fucking sure. I'd even put off eating when I'd play. ,What did you play?
4438,Video games for fucking sure. I'd even put off eating when I'd play. ,What did you play?,Right now I'm still hooked on overwatch. Do you play?
4439,What did you play?,Right now I'm still hooked on overwatch. Do you play?,Borderlands 1...waiting for mass effect andromeda to come out 
4440,Right now I'm still hooked on overwatch. Do you play?,Borderlands 1...waiting for mass effect andromeda to come out ,"Dude, play borderlands 2. Loved that game"
4441,I just did one of those super painful charcoal masks with the elmers glue,Maybe your aunt is a bit hairier? I can see how this may double as a wax. ,"Haha, nah im the hairier one "
4442,Maybe your aunt is a bit hairier? I can see how this may double as a wax. ,"Haha, nah im the hairier one ",Then it's probably the alcohol. :P Not to self: Get hammered before wax. 
4443,"Haha, nah im the hairier one ",Then it's probably the alcohol. :P Not to self: Get hammered before wax. ,dude. Waxingis so frekin painful lol 
4444,I just did one of those super painful charcoal masks with the elmers glue,"If you get so drunk that you're not good for tomorrow, I will kill you.",Thats the plan
4445,"If you get so drunk that you're not good for tomorrow, I will kill you.",Thats the plan,I will actually die.
4446,Thats the plan,I will actually die.,Dont
4447,"I was on vacation for 2 months, left my phone at home and only 2 people texted me.","I would have more than that. Heck, I get about 75 emails a week!",so popular.  What's your secret?
4448,"I would have more than that. Heck, I get about 75 emails a week!",so popular.  What's your secret?,Maybe they are spam...
4449,"I was on vacation for 2 months, left my phone at home and only 2 people texted me.",Where did you go? Two months of vacation are a lot!,vietnam
4450,Where did you go? Two months of vacation are a lot!,vietnam,Were you in the shit?
4451,Where did you go? Two months of vacation are a lot!,vietnam,"Cool, take any good pic?"
4452,"I was on vacation for 2 months, left my phone at home and only 2 people texted me.",Story of my life. Except I don't go on vacation...,hugs
4453,Story of my life. Except I don't go on vacation...,hugs,Thanks. The only hugs I've done in A while were with bands and no person for physical therapy. 
4454,hugs,Thanks. The only hugs I've done in A while were with bands and no person for physical therapy. ,"Go to a chiropractor and when he comes in to pop your back just let out a soft ""don't let go"".  "
4455,Thanks. The only hugs I've done in A while were with bands and no person for physical therapy. ,"Go to a chiropractor and when he comes in to pop your back just let out a soft ""don't let go"".  ",Good idea
4456,"I was on vacation for 2 months, left my phone at home and only 2 people texted me.",That's 2 more than would text me.,"You and me both, except my mom would definitely text me. But that would be it. "
4457,That's 2 more than would text me.,"You and me both, except my mom would definitely text me. But that would be it. ","I know, right."
4458,That's 2 more than would text me.,"You and me both, except my mom would definitely text me. But that would be it. ",I haven't gotten a phone call other than family in years.
4459,The z button on my computer doesnt work so I have to cut and paste the letter z by googling 'Australia Xoo' and using the correctly spelled search results for a z to use.,Maybe you can try the on-screen keyboard and click the letter when you need it.,"Both seem just as inconvenient in some ways. Lucky its a xee and not a e i o ui.

"
4460,Maybe you can try the on-screen keyboard and click the letter when you need it.,"Both seem just as inconvenient in some ways. Lucky its a xee and not a e i o ui.

",that'll be xed if you don't mind 
4461,"Both seem just as inconvenient in some ways. Lucky its a xee and not a e i o ui.

",that'll be xed if you don't mind ,"Zed is a name, not a letter. "
4462,that'll be xed if you don't mind ,"Zed is a name, not a letter. ",Also how some people pronounce Z.
4463,"Zed is a name, not a letter. ",Also how some people pronounce Z.,Isn't it regional whether it's a zee or a zed?
4464,"Zed is a name, not a letter. ",Also how some people pronounce Z.,"&gt; Also how some ~~people~~ animals pronounce Z.

"
4465,that'll be xed if you don't mind ,"Zed is a name, not a letter. ",zee isn't a letter either
4466,"Zed is a name, not a letter. ",zee isn't a letter either,"But it's not a name, so let it be something, at least."
4467,that'll be xed if you don't mind ,"Zed is a name, not a letter. ",Zed's dead.
4468,"Zed is a name, not a letter. ",Zed's dead.,RIP
4469,"Both seem just as inconvenient in some ways. Lucky its a xee and not a e i o ui.

",that'll be xed if you don't mind ,Sorry sir
4470,The z button on my computer doesnt work so I have to cut and paste the letter z by googling 'Australia Xoo' and using the correctly spelled search results for a z to use.,"You can hold down the alt key and type ""122"" on the number pad. ","To tag onto this, if you really want a Z key, you can remap a different seldom used key to Z. "
4471,"You can hold down the alt key and type ""122"" on the number pad. ","To tag onto this, if you really want a Z key, you can remap a different seldom used key to Z. ","Irecommendspacebar,theleastusefulofallkeys."
4472,"To tag onto this, if you really want a Z key, you can remap a different seldom used key to Z. ","Irecommendspacebar,theleastusefulofallkeys.",i rccomnd th  ky you nvr us it
4473,"Irecommendspacebar,theleastusefulofallkeys.",i rccomnd th  ky you nvr us it,/r/fifthglyph
4474,i rccomnd th  ky you nvr us it,/r/fifthglyph,Thats a grat subbrddit
4475,/r/fifthglyph,Thats a grat subbrddit,A fantastic community 
4476,Thats a grat subbrddit,A fantastic community ,absoloutly amazing
4477,Thats a grat subbrddit,A fantastic community ,Truly that sub is an inspiration for humanity. 
4478,/r/fifthglyph,Thats a grat subbrddit,"That's now how you do it. You should avoid using any word with said glyph, not just skipping it "
4479,Thats a grat subbrddit,"That's now how you do it. You should avoid using any word with said glyph, not just skipping it ",Ok buddy
4480,"To tag onto this, if you really want a Z key, you can remap a different seldom used key to Z. ","Irecommendspacebar,theleastusefulofallkeys.",Greatzidea!
4481,"To tag onto this, if you really want a Z key, you can remap a different seldom used key to Z. ","Irecommendspacebar,theleastusefulofallkeys.","You joke, but that is exactly how I type after the 2nd Dr.  Pepper was spilled onto it.  "
4482,"You can hold down the alt key and type ""122"" on the number pad. ","To tag onto this, if you really want a Z key, you can remap a different seldom used key to Z. ",If you really really can't stand that then you can also buy a new keyboard 
4483,"You can hold down the alt key and type ""122"" on the number pad. ","To tag onto this, if you really want a Z key, you can remap a different seldom used key to Z. ",Alternatively just copy this Z or this z and paste it whenever you need.
4484,The z button on my computer doesnt work so I have to cut and paste the letter z by googling 'Australia Xoo' and using the correctly spelled search results for a z to use.,"You can hold down the alt key and type ""122"" on the number pad. ",*capital
4485,"You can hold down the alt key and type ""122"" on the number pad. ",*capital,Whoops!
4486,The z button on my computer doesnt work so I have to cut and paste the letter z by googling 'Australia Xoo' and using the correctly spelled search results for a z to use.,Get a new keyboard!!,Its a laptop
4487,Get a new keyboard!!,Its a laptop,Still easy to replace :)
4488,Its a laptop,Still easy to replace :),True. I might buy one today or a whole new computer. 
4489,Get a new keyboard!!,Its a laptop,Still can plug a USB keyboard to a laptop
4490,The z button on my computer doesnt work so I have to cut and paste the letter z by googling 'Australia Xoo' and using the correctly spelled search results for a z to use.,You do realize that MS supplies an onscreen keyboard option inside Windows don't you?,I do now!
4491,You do realize that MS supplies an onscreen keyboard option inside Windows don't you?,I do now!,"Also, why didn't you keep a 'z' in a text file to copy and paste?"
4492,I do now!,"Also, why didn't you keep a 'z' in a text file to copy and paste?",Why dont I use alt 122
4493,"Also, why didn't you keep a 'z' in a text file to copy and paste?",Why dont I use alt 122,Alt-122 is the easiest for sure.
4494,What are everyone's plans for today?,"I'm gonna retrieve my diploma, and then study for an exam for monday ",That's awesome! What's the exam on?
4495,"I'm gonna retrieve my diploma, and then study for an exam for monday ",That's awesome! What's the exam on?,"On operating systems, I'm studying computer engineering "
4496,What are everyone's plans for today?,Split and load wood so my parents don't freeze to death next winter. ,That's rough. What cold place do your parents live in?
4497,Split and load wood so my parents don't freeze to death next winter. ,That's rough. What cold place do your parents live in?,"It's not that bad, they are just too cheap to pay for propane. They live in Minnesota. "
4498,That's rough. What cold place do your parents live in?,"It's not that bad, they are just too cheap to pay for propane. They live in Minnesota. ",Pretty cold over there! You're a good son for helping them :)
4499,"It's not that bad, they are just too cheap to pay for propane. They live in Minnesota. ",Pretty cold over there! You're a good son for helping them :),Well thanks! They've helped me a lot through life so it's just returning the favor. 
4500,Whats your favorite feature about yourself?,I'm a huge fan of my big dick,"Looks like we're both part of the BDC, glad to find a brother around here."
4501,I'm a huge fan of my big dick,"Looks like we're both part of the BDC, glad to find a brother around here.",Lowkey advertisement
4502,Whats your favorite feature about yourself?,I like my hair and eyes ,What color are your eyes? And your hair as well? Any pics?
4503,I like my hair and eyes ,What color are your eyes? And your hair as well? Any pics?,They're both dark brown. My hair's really thick and wavy which is why I like it 
4504,Whats your favorite feature about yourself?,Does tattoos count as a feature?,"Eh, sure. What'd'ya got?"
4505,Does tattoos count as a feature?,"Eh, sure. What'd'ya got?","""Justin &lt;3 Britney forever"""
4506,Whats your favorite feature about yourself?,Uhhhhmmmm......,"I like that about you too.

I've been meaning to tell you for forever. "
4507,Uhhhhmmmm......,"I like that about you too.

I've been meaning to tell you for forever. ",Thanks :)
4508,"I like that about you too.

I've been meaning to tell you for forever. ",Thanks :),"No problem. Remember, I'm always here "
4509,Whats your favorite feature about yourself?,You do have a cute nose,You are the person who told me that lol
4510,You do have a cute nose,You are the person who told me that lol,I am aware
4511,You are the person who told me that lol,I am aware,"I'm not really sure how I could spin this towards you. 

You're adorable. "
4512,Whats your favorite feature about yourself?,I like to think I have a cute butt.,Butts are important. My girlfriend has a cute butt as well
4513,I like to think I have a cute butt.,Butts are important. My girlfriend has a cute butt as well,"&gt;Butts are important.

indeed. you are a lucky man :)"
4514,I like to think I have a cute butt.,Butts are important. My girlfriend has a cute butt as well,lies
4515,Butts are important. My girlfriend has a cute butt as well,lies,i dont lie
4516,"Say the line before your favorite quote, others will guess your quote.","""What?""",It's Scranton!
4517,"""What?""",It's Scranton!,"No, its ""Say what again!"""
4518,"Say the line before your favorite quote, others will guess your quote.",Why do we fall sir?,So we can learn to get back up?
4519,Why do we fall sir?,So we can learn to get back up?,"Yes, Master Wayne"
4520,"Say the line before your favorite quote, others will guess your quote.","Hey, Griswold, where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?",Bend over and I'll show you.
4521,"Hey, Griswold, where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?",Bend over and I'll show you.,Yes!!! I use this as the answer to nearly every question my wife asks me.
4522,"Say the line before your favorite quote, others will guess your quote.",In the beginning the universe was created,"""This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."""
4523,In the beginning the universe was created,"""This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.""",Love it
4524,"Say the line before your favorite quote, others will guess your quote.",You were once ve-gone...,"But now you will be gone.

Ve-gone???"
4525,You were once ve-gone...,"But now you will be gone.

Ve-gone???",I'm in lesbians with you 
4526,"But now you will be gone.

Ve-gone???",I'm in lesbians with you ,Bread make you fat?!
4527,I'm in lesbians with you ,Bread make you fat?!,You punched me in the boob!
4528,Bread make you fat?!,You punched me in the boob!,"Hi. Big fan.
Why wouldn't you be?"
4529,Bread make you fat?!,You punched me in the boob!,"Prepare to die, obviously."
4530,"Say the line before your favorite quote, others will guess your quote.","Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?","Yippie Kai Ya, Motherfucker!"
4531,"Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?","Yippie Kai Ya, Motherfucker!",Yes sir.
4532,"Say the line before your favorite quote, others will guess your quote.","..and while you're there, ask yourself if that corpse of a slut is worth dying for""","""Worth dyin' for, worth killin' for, worth goin' to hell for."" Love that movie!"
4533,"..and while you're there, ask yourself if that corpse of a slut is worth dying for""","""Worth dyin' for, worth killin' for, worth goin' to hell for."" Love that movie!",yyes excellent
4534,"Say the line before your favorite quote, others will guess your quote.","Mawwaige. Mawwaige is wot bwings us togevar, today. ","Mawwaige, that bwessed awwaingement, that dweam wivvin a dweam."
4535,"Mawwaige. Mawwaige is wot bwings us togevar, today. ","Mawwaige, that bwessed awwaingement, that dweam wivvin a dweam.",Just want to say that you both transliterated that beautifully 
4536,I turn 21 in 2 weeks! What did you do on your 21st?,Holy shit no joke samesies. ,March 31?
4537,Holy shit no joke samesies. ,March 31?,April 1. 
4538,What do you guys think about when trying to fall asleep?,"&gt; ""[Random swear word], I need to pee.""
-Me, every night, multiple times ",But what color is your underwear?
4539,"&gt; ""[Random swear word], I need to pee.""
-Me, every night, multiple times ",But what color is your underwear?,It was white when I first got it. 
4540,But what color is your underwear?,It was white when I first got it. ,You received OCs undies?
4541,It was white when I first got it. ,You received OCs undies?,I will neither confirm nor deny this.
4542,Make me proud of what you did today.,about 20 minutes of work. i also did 10 chin-ups. I'm doing the minimum today.,"Hey, 10 chin-ups are better than none!"
4543,about 20 minutes of work. i also did 10 chin-ups. I'm doing the minimum today.,"Hey, 10 chin-ups are better than none!",Thanks :)
4544,My Uber driver said something really cool a couple nights ago,"I like that, thats a great quote.

Did you enjoy Chicago?  What did you see? I love this city.",Have you ever seen Windy City heat?best movie ever 
4545,"I like that, thats a great quote.

Did you enjoy Chicago?  What did you see? I love this city.",Have you ever seen Windy City heat?best movie ever ,"I have not, will definitely check it out (although I have a lot to catch up on, hah)"
4546,Have you ever seen Windy City heat?best movie ever ,"I have not, will definitely check it out (although I have a lot to catch up on, hah)",Just skim bits of it on youtube. It's brilliant 
4547,My Uber driver said something really cool a couple nights ago,"Hey, I live in Chicago. ","Hey, I don't live in Chicago!"
4548,"Hey, I live in Chicago. ","Hey, I don't live in Chicago!","Hey, me either!"
4549,"Hey, I don't live in Chicago!","Hey, me either!",Small world!
4550,"Hey, me either!",Small world!,I thought you looked familiar!
4551,"Hey, I live in Chicago. ","Hey, I don't live in Chicago!",You're missing out
4552,My Uber driver said something really cool a couple nights ago,"Hey, I live in Chicago. ",What's Chicago like?
4553,"Hey, I live in Chicago. ",What's Chicago like?,"Cold as fuck, diverse neighborhoods, ridiculous taxes. Great falafel."
4554,"If r/casualconversation were to have a game night, what types of games and drink/food would you bring?",I'd bring videogames and healthy snacks. ,Carrots? I like carrots.
4555,I'd bring videogames and healthy snacks. ,Carrots? I like carrots.,"Carrots, sure :D"
4556,Carrots? I like carrots.,"Carrots, sure :D",What snacks do you  like?
4557,"If r/casualconversation were to have a game night, what types of games and drink/food would you bring?",Seriously? Nobody is gonna bring up Halo 2 and a bunch of xbox controllers? ,Well here you are...
4558,Seriously? Nobody is gonna bring up Halo 2 and a bunch of xbox controllers? ,Well here you are...,#BEHOLD IT IS I!
4559,"If r/casualconversation were to have a game night, what types of games and drink/food would you bring?",Let's play D&amp;D!,I'm down! Although it might be a fairly big party ;)
4560,Let's play D&amp;D!,I'm down! Although it might be a fairly big party ;),So you're hosting right?
4561,Any one else get frustrated with how pedantic and nit-picky reddit comments are?,*Anyone,"Hahaa, Yes exactly like that"
4562,*Anyone,"Hahaa, Yes exactly like that",Hehehehehe ..... I couldn't resist!
4563,favorite pop tart,The blueberry. Yum.,have you tired the new dunkin donuts flavors?
4564,The blueberry. Yum.,have you tired the new dunkin donuts flavors?,Didn't even know that was a thing. 
4565,have you tired the new dunkin donuts flavors?,Didn't even know that was a thing. ,they sell them in Massachusetts im not sure about any where else 
4566,Didn't even know that was a thing. ,they sell them in Massachusetts im not sure about any where else ,I live in Canada so unlikely to see them anytime soon.
4567,they sell them in Massachusetts im not sure about any where else ,I live in Canada so unlikely to see them anytime soon.,do you have dunkin donuts in canada?
4568,I live in Canada so unlikely to see them anytime soon.,do you have dunkin donuts in canada?,I don't think but some areas have their affiliary Baskin Robbins... According to Google :) 
4569,Didn't even know that was a thing. ,they sell them in Massachusetts im not sure about any where else ,Here in Virginia I can only find them at Walmart.  
4570,favorite pop tart,"Classic, the best, brown sugar but it has to be toasted","Have you tired the unfrosted one, if so is it any different "
4571,"Classic, the best, brown sugar but it has to be toasted","Have you tired the unfrosted one, if so is it any different ",Haven't tried it sorry
4572,"Have you tired the unfrosted one, if so is it any different ",Haven't tried it sorry,its fine i just want to know if the frosting makes a different 
4573,Haven't tried it sorry,its fine i just want to know if the frosting makes a different ,I would assume that it does at least add some sweetness
4574,"Classic, the best, brown sugar but it has to be toasted","Have you tired the unfrosted one, if so is it any different ","Yes it is, the icing is literally ""the icing on the cake"" lol"
4575,favorite pop tart,The wild berry ones. Purple and blue iced ,where did you find the wild berry?
4576,The wild berry ones. Purple and blue iced ,where did you find the wild berry?,"I live in Georgia, US. Walmart has em around here. "
4577,Music!,"my favorites are Migos, Travis Scott, Kodak Black, 21 Savage, Future, Chief Keef, Rae Sremmurd",*swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang*
4578,"my favorites are Migos, Travis Scott, Kodak Black, 21 Savage, Future, Chief Keef, Rae Sremmurd",*swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang*,Pass me one while I'm grippin grain 
4579,Music!,I have so many favorites how many would you like?,Yes.
4580,I have so many favorites how many would you like?,Yes.,?
4581,Yes.,?,"All of them. Everything. For the love of music, I'll take it all 😂"
4582,?,"All of them. Everything. For the love of music, I'll take it all 😂",How about if we start with 5 at a time?
4583,"All of them. Everything. For the love of music, I'll take it all 😂",How about if we start with 5 at a time?,Go for it!
4584,I just woke up and I'm feeling social! Who wants to chat?,What's up my dude,It's Wednesday my dude. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHWHHHHHHH
4585,What's up my dude,It's Wednesday my dude. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHWHHHHHHH,I was hoping for that response
4586,It's Wednesday my dude. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHWHHHHHHH,I was hoping for that response,Hahaha I'm glad I could help. What's up?
4587,I was hoping for that response,Hahaha I'm glad I could help. What's up?,listening to 21 savage in school with my dudes
4588,Hahaha I'm glad I could help. What's up?,listening to 21 savage in school with my dudes,That's cool. I'm drinking coffee and browsing reddit 😂
4589,listening to 21 savage in school with my dudes,That's cool. I'm drinking coffee and browsing reddit 😂,Any plans for the day or just chillin?
4590,That's cool. I'm drinking coffee and browsing reddit 😂,Any plans for the day or just chillin?,So far I'm chillin. Wbu?
4591,I just woke up and I'm feeling social! Who wants to chat?,"Hey, How's it going? I just finished watching Napoleon Dynamite and Walk the Line. ",Hi! I've actually never seen Napoleon Dynamite.
4592,"Hey, How's it going? I just finished watching Napoleon Dynamite and Walk the Line. ",Hi! I've actually never seen Napoleon Dynamite.,You haven't? You should see it!
4593,Hi! I've actually never seen Napoleon Dynamite.,You haven't? You should see it!,Haha I know it's a classic. 
4594,You haven't? You should see it!,Haha I know it's a classic. ,You can't have my tots
4595,I just woke up and I'm feeling social! Who wants to chat?,Hello how are you doing?,I'm great! How are you?
4596,Hello how are you doing?,I'm great! How are you?,I'm doing pretty good thank you for asking.
4597,Anyone want to chat?,Hello how are you doing?,I'm good! Currently enjoying a bowl on my patio. How are you? 
4598,Hello how are you doing?,I'm good! Currently enjoying a bowl on my patio. How are you? ,I'm doing pretty good.
4599,I'm good! Currently enjoying a bowl on my patio. How are you? ,I'm doing pretty good.,That's good!(:
4600,I'm doing pretty good.,That's good!(:,",
😀😊☺"
4601,Anyone want to chat?,We are now your people. Ha,Haha yay! I need more people in my life (: 
4602,We are now your people. Ha,Haha yay! I need more people in my life (: ,Did you sleep well?
4603,Haha yay! I need more people in my life (: ,Did you sleep well?,"I slept super well, that's my problem lol. I slept for about 6 hours"
4604,Did you sleep well?,"I slept super well, that's my problem lol. I slept for about 6 hours",That's a really long nap! Hopefully you don't have to get up early tomorrow.
4605,"I slept super well, that's my problem lol. I slept for about 6 hours",That's a really long nap! Hopefully you don't have to get up early tomorrow.,I have work at 12 but that's not too early! 
4606,That's a really long nap! Hopefully you don't have to get up early tomorrow.,I have work at 12 but that's not too early! ,"Yeah, you should be OK. What do you do for work?"
4607,"I slept super well, that's my problem lol. I slept for about 6 hours",That's a really long nap! Hopefully you don't have to get up early tomorrow.,How was your day? (:
4608,That's a really long nap! Hopefully you don't have to get up early tomorrow.,How was your day? (:,"I work nights but my day so far is pretty alright. A little sleepy, though."
4609,Anyone want to chat?,Good morning,Good morning! 
4610,Good morning,Good morning! ,How's things?
4611,Good morning! ,How's things?,Things are alright! Currently enjoying the nice quiet outdoors (: How are things with you? 
4612,Anyone find it hard making friends?,What kind of interests do you have? If we share some we might be able to be friends!  ,"I really like Photography, video games, film-making, game design and graphic design :)"
4613,What kind of interests do you have? If we share some we might be able to be friends!  ,"I really like Photography, video games, film-making, game design and graphic design :)",holy shit i like like all those things
4614,"I really like Photography, video games, film-making, game design and graphic design :)",holy shit i like like all those things,I think we would be really good friends :)
4615,holy shit i like like all those things,I think we would be really good friends :),:D
4616,What kind of interests do you have? If we share some we might be able to be friends!  ,"I really like Photography, video games, film-making, game design and graphic design :)",I love graphic design and film-making! None of my friends are into that though :(
4617,Anyone find it hard making friends?,How old are you if you don't mind me asking?,I'm 16
4618,How old are you if you don't mind me asking?,I'm 16,It gets easier as you get older.
4619,I'm 16,It gets easier as you get older.,I hope so
4620,It gets easier as you get older.,I hope so,I promise you. :)
4621,Anyone find it hard making friends?,"Yes, but I no longer miss having friends. I'm the one who ends up ghosting other people.",Why is that?
4622,"Yes, but I no longer miss having friends. I'm the one who ends up ghosting other people.",Why is that?,He has transcended beyond the needs of mere mortal. That's why.
4623,I'm in ISS please talk to me about anything,How are you on reddit in ISS ?,they gave a chromebook to do homework on
4624,How are you on reddit in ISS ?,they gave a chromebook to do homework on,Then do your homework 
4625,they gave a chromebook to do homework on,Then do your homework ,I already finished everything! That's why i'm on reddit right now.
4626,Then do your homework ,I already finished everything! That's why i'm on reddit right now.,Hmmmmmm fair enough 
4627,I'm in ISS please talk to me about anything,International space station?,I wish! In School Suspension
4628,International space station?,I wish! In School Suspension,Jesus Christ OP have some discretion
4629,I'm in ISS please talk to me about anything,...what did you do lol,got caught with my vape...
4630,...what did you do lol,got caught with my vape...,What do you vape?
4631,got caught with my vape...,What do you vape?,it was just e liquid
4632,What do you vape?,it was just e liquid,"I was more asking about your mod, actually."
4633,it was just e liquid,"I was more asking about your mod, actually.",teslacigs touch 150 with a baby beast
4634,...what did you do lol,got caught with my vape...,You're in high school with a vape?
4635,got caught with my vape...,You're in high school with a vape?,yes I bought it online
4636,You're in high school with a vape?,yes I bought it online,Smh.
4637,yes I bought it online,Smh.,I know i'm such a bad person
4638,Smh.,I know i'm such a bad person,You should be ashamed of yourself for doing such a thing... Vaping? Truly a cardinal sin /s
4639,I know i'm such a bad person,You should be ashamed of yourself for doing such a thing... Vaping? Truly a cardinal sin /s,"Definitely, especially in high school"
4640,yes I bought it online,Smh.,bump
4641,I'm in ISS please talk to me about anything,"Not to ruin the fun, but have you done the homework?",yes mother! I finished it around noon!
4642,"Not to ruin the fun, but have you done the homework?",yes mother! I finished it around noon!,Do tomorrow's homework. Study.
4643,yes mother! I finished it around noon!,Do tomorrow's homework. Study.,I do have a book to read. Interpreter of Maladies by Jhumpa Lahiri ever heard of it?
4644,Do tomorrow's homework. Study.,I do have a book to read. Interpreter of Maladies by Jhumpa Lahiri ever heard of it?,Nope.
4645,I do have a book to read. Interpreter of Maladies by Jhumpa Lahiri ever heard of it?,Nope.,not surprising my English teacher always makes the worst book choices
4646,Nope.,not surprising my English teacher always makes the worst book choices,It's a terrific book.  It's well regarded too.  S/he made a good choice.
4647,Do tomorrow's homework. Study.,I do have a book to read. Interpreter of Maladies by Jhumpa Lahiri ever heard of it?,I love that book.
4648,I'm in ISS please talk to me about anything,"Have you seen the movie ""Manchester by the Sea""? What did you think?",can't say I have. I don't really watch any newer movies besides Quentin Tarantino movies!
4649,"Have you seen the movie ""Manchester by the Sea""? What did you think?",can't say I have. I don't really watch any newer movies besides Quentin Tarantino movies!,"You are losing out, man."
4650,can't say I have. I don't really watch any newer movies besides Quentin Tarantino movies!,"You are losing out, man.",is it netflix?
4651,"How 'bout this blizzard, huh?",I wish I had snow in my place. I never saw snow in my life,It gets old fast. 
4652,I wish I had snow in my place. I never saw snow in my life,It gets old fast. ,Better than living in a region where the temperature reaches 42 degree Celsius 
4653,It gets old fast. ,Better than living in a region where the temperature reaches 42 degree Celsius ,"Wanna trade, boof?"
4654,Better than living in a region where the temperature reaches 42 degree Celsius ,"Wanna trade, boof?",Wanna sweat all day? 
4655,"Wanna trade, boof?",Wanna sweat all day? ,only with you bb
4656,Wanna sweat all day? ,only with you bb,Smooth 
4657,only with you bb,Smooth ,Never anything but. Nair works wonders.
4658,I wish I had snow in my place. I never saw snow in my life,It gets old fast. ,"Nah, I love it. Bring it on! "
4659,"How 'bout this blizzard, huh?","I'm in Massachusetts, and fuck this snow. Get to spend my day off shoveling, god damn lame.","Make a snowman and then beat the shit out of it. Catharsis, baby."
4660,"I'm in Massachusetts, and fuck this snow. Get to spend my day off shoveling, god damn lame.","Make a snowman and then beat the shit out of it. Catharsis, baby.","A fine idea, though I am to lazy. I'll stick with angrily shaking my fist at the sky"
4661,Is it weird for a guy to like harry potter books and movies?,FUCK NO.,Great enthusiasm!!
4662,FUCK NO.,Great enthusiasm!!,:) :)
4663,Do any of you have phobias?,I have emetophobia (fear of vomiting). ,When other people vomit or just you? Or both?
4664,I have emetophobia (fear of vomiting). ,When other people vomit or just you? Or both?,Both! 
4665,Tiny Secret,I have a favorite parent. SHHhhhhhh.,"Ohhhhhhhh I need to know which one!
"
4666,I have a favorite parent. SHHhhhhhh.,"Ohhhhhhhh I need to know which one!
",Try me!
4667,"Ohhhhhhhh I need to know which one!
",Try me!,Im guessing its your mom.
4668,Try me!,Im guessing its your mom.,"Well, you tried and that's what is important!"
4669,Im guessing its your mom.,"Well, you tried and that's what is important!",Just for statistical analysis are you a son or daughter.
4670,"Well, you tried and that's what is important!",Just for statistical analysis are you a son or daughter.,Son
4671,Just for statistical analysis are you a son or daughter.,Son,Interesting.... thank you for your participation in this case study.
4672,Son,Interesting.... thank you for your participation in this case study.,You tough I was a daughter? I'd like yo read your point of view.
4673,Tiny Secret,"Sometimes when people tell me to see or listen to something, I don't do that.",Now Im always gonna wonder if my friends do this :(
4674,"Sometimes when people tell me to see or listen to something, I don't do that.",Now Im always gonna wonder if my friends do this :(,My best bet is to ask how they enjoyed whatever you suggested to them and go from there.
4675,Now Im always gonna wonder if my friends do this :(,My best bet is to ask how they enjoyed whatever you suggested to them and go from there.,Well I cant be a hypocrite. I suppose I do the same sometimes.
4676,"If you could, no questions asked, be in a relationship with any celebrity, who would it be? (Romantic or platonic!)","Jeremy Irons, platonic. Just for the art and creativity and that voice! Haha.",Yessss he could read me my tax statements and I'd be mesmerized.
4677,"Jeremy Irons, platonic. Just for the art and creativity and that voice! Haha.",Yessss he could read me my tax statements and I'd be mesmerized.,I know right? :-D 
4678,"If you could, no questions asked, be in a relationship with any celebrity, who would it be? (Romantic or platonic!)",Avey Tare or Joanna Newsom. THEY'RE SO HOT osdgkasdgkasGkasjg;lsjg,GLORIOUS CHOICES
4679,Avey Tare or Joanna Newsom. THEY'RE SO HOT osdgkasdgkasGkasjg;lsjg,GLORIOUS CHOICES,Im glad you approve...too bad they will never luv me...RIP heart 
4680,"If you could, no questions asked, be in a relationship with any celebrity, who would it be? (Romantic or platonic!)",I want to be friends with Patrick Stuart!,Yes! If you haven't seen /r/pitandpat you should :D
4681,I want to be friends with Patrick Stuart!,Yes! If you haven't seen /r/pitandpat you should :D,Thank you for that.
4682,"If you could, no questions asked, be in a relationship with any celebrity, who would it be? (Romantic or platonic!)","I'd like to date Nina Dobrev or Selena Gomez.

I'd like to be friends with Seth Rogen.",Ninaaa. The perfect combo of cute and sexy. 
4683,"I'd like to date Nina Dobrev or Selena Gomez.

I'd like to be friends with Seth Rogen.",Ninaaa. The perfect combo of cute and sexy. ,Dream girl for sure!
4684,Ask this magic 8 ball,Wella im a lumb rjack my qestiong is what shood i feed my cat abrdeen today,"""My sources say no"""
4685,Wella im a lumb rjack my qestiong is what shood i feed my cat abrdeen today,"""My sources say no""",Well it a lumbetjack abderdeen is my frend i half to feed him somthinh wat shoof i feed it
4686,"""My sources say no""",Well it a lumbetjack abderdeen is my frend i half to feed him somthinh wat shoof i feed it,"""Yes definitely"""
4687,Ask this magic 8 ball,Should I drink?,"""My sources say no"""
4688,Should I drink?,"""My sources say no""","Motherfuc***

I mean. 

Hey, nice one!"
4689,"""My sources say no""","Motherfuc***

I mean. 

Hey, nice one!","""My reply is no"""
4690,"Motherfuc***

I mean. 

Hey, nice one!","""My reply is no""",Should I smoke?
4691,"""My reply is no""",Should I smoke?,"""As i see it yes"""
4692,Should I smoke?,"""As i see it yes""","Ok.

Your ball jus decided what I'm going to do tonight.

am I thankful? "
4693,"""As i see it yes""","Ok.

Your ball jus decided what I'm going to do tonight.

am I thankful? ","""Very doubtful"""
4694,"Ok.

Your ball jus decided what I'm going to do tonight.

am I thankful? ","""Very doubtful""","Damn, this thing is good. 

I really wanted a beer, but I will follow it and not drink."
4695,"""Very doubtful""","Damn, this thing is good. 

I really wanted a beer, but I will follow it and not drink.","""My reply is no"""
4696,Should I smoke?,"""As i see it yes""",Should *I* smoke?
4697,Ask this magic 8 ball,Should I ask out my gym crush on monday?,"""My reply is no"""
4698,Should I ask out my gym crush on monday?,"""My reply is no""",What about on Sunday or tuesday?
4699,"""My reply is no""",What about on Sunday or tuesday?,"""Very doubtful"""
4700,What about on Sunday or tuesday?,"""Very doubtful""",What about after I come back from a 2-week out of state trip?
4701,"""Very doubtful""",What about after I come back from a 2-week out of state trip?,"""Most likely"""
4702,What about after I come back from a 2-week out of state trip?,"""Most likely""","Phew, things were looking grim for a moment there"
4703,"""Most likely""","Phew, things were looking grim for a moment there","""Very doubtful"""
4704,"Phew, things were looking grim for a moment there","""Very doubtful""",I dont know what that means!
4705,"""Very doubtful""",I dont know what that means!,"""Cannot predict now"""
4706,I dont know what that means!,"""Cannot predict now""",AHHHHHHH!
4707,Ask this magic 8 ball,Where will it be? ,"""Outlook good"""
4708,Where will it be? ,"""Outlook good""",Can you be more specific? 
4709,"""Outlook good""",Can you be more specific? ,"""Most likely"""
4710,Can you be more specific? ,"""Most likely""",I mean that was a perfectly valid answer haha
4711,Ask this magic 8 ball,Will I ever sail the seven seas in a catamaran?,"""Don't count on it"""
4712,Will I ever sail the seven seas in a catamaran?,"""Don't count on it""",Sail the seven seas in a catamaran it is!
4713,"""Don't count on it""",Sail the seven seas in a catamaran it is!,"""You may rely on it"""
4714,Sail the seven seas in a catamaran it is!,"""You may rely on it""","I'm a Navy Vet, we always go against the waves that push us away from our destination."
4715,"""You may rely on it""","I'm a Navy Vet, we always go against the waves that push us away from our destination.","""Outlook not so good"""
4716,"I'm a Navy Vet, we always go against the waves that push us away from our destination.","""Outlook not so good""","Fuck yeah, I love rough seas. 

Magic 8 ball, I will preserver.  

Show me what you got!"
4717,"""Outlook not so good""","Fuck yeah, I love rough seas. 

Magic 8 ball, I will preserver.  

Show me what you got!","""Outlook not so good"""
4718,Ask this magic 8 ball,Will I ever get to meet Fred Armisen and profess my love for him?,"""You may rely on it"""
4719,Will I ever get to meet Fred Armisen and profess my love for him?,"""You may rely on it""",*breathing heavy*
4720,"""You may rely on it""",*breathing heavy*,"""Most likely"""
4721,*breathing heavy*,"""Most likely""",God almighty open the heavens and let me into the majesty and power of this magical 8 ball 
4722,"""Most likely""",God almighty open the heavens and let me into the majesty and power of this magical 8 ball ,"""Without a doubt"""
4723,Ask this magic 8 ball,Is it a good idea to become a nomad?,"""Don't count on it"""
4724,Is it a good idea to become a nomad?,"""Don't count on it""",How bout me should I become a nomad ?
4725,"""Don't count on it""",How bout me should I become a nomad ?,"""Outlook good"""
4726,Ask this magic 8 ball,How has my life been up until now?,"""Outlook good"""
4727,How has my life been up until now?,"""Outlook good""",This thing has to be broken.
4728,"""Outlook good""",This thing has to be broken.,"""Yes"""
4729,This thing has to be broken.,"""Yes""",me_irl
4730,Ask this magic 8 ball,Am I going to get pregnant this time?,"""Yes definitely"""
4731,Am I going to get pregnant this time?,"""Yes definitely""",I hope so! We've been trying for a few months and I'm starting to get discouraged.
4732,"""Yes definitely""",I hope so! We've been trying for a few months and I'm starting to get discouraged.,"""My sources say no"""
4733,I hope so! We've been trying for a few months and I'm starting to get discouraged.,"""My sources say no""",Well this is conflicting information. 
4734,"""My sources say no""",Well this is conflicting information. ,"""My sources say no"""
4735,Well this is conflicting information. ,"""My sources say no""",Make up your mind dammit.
4736,"""My sources say no""",Well this is conflicting information. ,it's saying don't be discouraged fam
4737,Well this is conflicting information. ,it's saying don't be discouraged fam,So much more optimistic :)
4738,Ask this magic 8 ball,Should I kill myself?,"""Yes definitely"""
4739,Should I kill myself?,"""Yes definitely""","""My reply is no"""
4740,Ask this magic 8 ball,Should I be upset?,"""Most likely"""
4741,Should I be upset?,"""Most likely""",Damn. Thank you for checking. I feel better now :)
4742,"""Most likely""",Damn. Thank you for checking. I feel better now :),"""It is decidedly so"""
4743,Should I be upset?,"""Most likely""",FUCK
4744,Ask this magic 8 ball,Will I get any work done tonight?,"""As i see it yes"""
4745,Will I get any work done tonight?,"""As i see it yes""","Welp guess time to do some work then

Oh magic 8 ball, will my experiments work on Monday?"
4746,"""As i see it yes""","Welp guess time to do some work then

Oh magic 8 ball, will my experiments work on Monday?","""You may rely on it"""
4747,"Welp guess time to do some work then

Oh magic 8 ball, will my experiments work on Monday?","""You may rely on it""",Can't tell if this is a good or bad thing
4748,Ask this magic 8 ball,Is reading all of OP's replies in this thread making my day?,"""It is decidedly so"""
4749,Is reading all of OP's replies in this thread making my day?,"""It is decidedly so""","And it's accurate, too!"
4750,"""It is decidedly so""","And it's accurate, too!","""It is certain"""
4751,"And it's accurate, too!","""It is certain""",*it's self aware*
4752,Ask this magic 8 ball,Will I ever have a social life?,"""My sources say no"""
4753,Will I ever have a social life?,"""My sources say no""",You don't really have an 8 ball
4754,"""My sources say no""",You don't really have an 8 ball,"""Signs point to yes"""
4755,You don't really have an 8 ball,"""Signs point to yes""",Was your 8 ball lying about my first question?
4756,"""Signs point to yes""",Was your 8 ball lying about my first question?,I dunno. It's an toy.
4757,Was your 8 ball lying about my first question?,I dunno. It's an toy.,Shh you can't be social with them. The 8 ball said so
4758,Ask this magic 8 ball,Will I get accepted by my top choice college? ,"""Without a doubt"""
4759,Will I get accepted by my top choice college? ,"""Without a doubt""",Will I be able to pay for it?
4760,"""Without a doubt""",Will I be able to pay for it?,"""Without a doubt"""
4761,Ask this magic 8 ball,Is my girlfriend completely gay? I gotta know,"""Yes definitely"""
4762,Is my girlfriend completely gay? I gotta know,"""Yes definitely""","Damn, I knew it. Wait... Should I be trusting you?"
4763,"""Yes definitely""","Damn, I knew it. Wait... Should I be trusting you?","""It is decidedly so"""
4764,"Damn, I knew it. Wait... Should I be trusting you?","""It is decidedly so""","Not gonna lie, I'm questioning my girlfriend. I thought she was only half gay. Am I wrong?"
4765,"""It is decidedly so""","Not gonna lie, I'm questioning my girlfriend. I thought she was only half gay. Am I wrong?","""It is certain"""
4766,"Not gonna lie, I'm questioning my girlfriend. I thought she was only half gay. Am I wrong?","""It is certain""",Oh no...
4767,"Not gonna lie, I'm questioning my girlfriend. I thought she was only half gay. Am I wrong?","""It is certain""","Girlfriend here. I dont need your 8 ball to tell me im ^mostly gay hahaha 

sorry, kiddo "
4768,"""It is certain""","Girlfriend here. I dont need your 8 ball to tell me im ^mostly gay hahaha 

sorry, kiddo ","""Outlook not so good""

"
4769,"""It is certain""","Girlfriend here. I dont need your 8 ball to tell me im ^mostly gay hahaha 

sorry, kiddo ",The 8 ball says you're *lying*
4770,"Girlfriend here. I dont need your 8 ball to tell me im ^mostly gay hahaha 

sorry, kiddo ",The 8 ball says you're *lying*,"""Without a doubt"""
4771,"Girlfriend here. I dont need your 8 ball to tell me im ^mostly gay hahaha 

sorry, kiddo ",The 8 ball says you're *lying*,"agh. ya got me. 

im only a *little* gay"
4772,The 8 ball says you're *lying*,"agh. ya got me. 

im only a *little* gay","Good enough, that means there's room for me."
4773,"agh. ya got me. 

im only a *little* gay","Good enough, that means there's room for me.","theres always room for you. might be a little snug, but theres room"
4774,"Good enough, that means there's room for me.","theres always room for you. might be a little snug, but theres room",You're adorable lmao
4775,"theres always room for you. might be a little snug, but theres room",You're adorable lmao,oh shhh
4776,Ask this magic 8 ball,Is it worth it?,"""Outlook good"""
4777,Is it worth it?,"""Outlook good""",Really?
4778,"""Outlook good""",Really?,"""Outlook not so good"""
4779,Really?,"""Outlook not so good""","Ah whale. Thanks, /u/Vertibim "
4780,"""Outlook not so good""","Ah whale. Thanks, /u/Vertibim ","No prob, bob."
4781,Ask this magic 8 ball,Will my preschooler ever start sleeping in her own bed again?,"""Without a doubt"""
4782,Will my preschooler ever start sleeping in her own bed again?,"""Without a doubt""",You just made my night! lol 
4783,"""Without a doubt""",You just made my night! lol ,"""My sources say no"""
4784,You just made my night! lol ,"""My sources say no""",( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )  Something else probably will though 
4785,Ask this magic 8 ball,Will my back surgery happen sooner rather than later?,"""My reply is no"""
4786,Will my back surgery happen sooner rather than later?,"""My reply is no""",Shit
4787,"""My reply is no""",Shit,"""Yes"""
4788,Ask this magic 8 ball,Am I autistic ,"""It is decidedly so"""
4789,Am I autistic ,"""It is decidedly so""",[deleted]
4790,Ask this magic 8 ball,Should I dye my hair red?,"""Outlook not so good"""
4791,Should I dye my hair red?,"""Outlook not so good""",Backing away slowly from the red dye.
4792,Ask this magic 8 ball,"Will I get a gf? That or ""will I do well in life?""","""My sources say no"""
4793,"Will I get a gf? That or ""will I do well in life?""","""My sources say no""","Ah, RIP. Shoulda known, I was asking a magic 8 ball on the internet after all."
4794,Ask this magic 8 ball,Will my friend give me back the money he owes me?,"""As i see it yes"""
4795,Will my friend give me back the money he owes me?,"""As i see it yes""",Yes!
4796,Ask this magic 8 ball,Will I be happy by next year?,"""My reply is no"""
4797,Will I be happy by next year?,"""My reply is no""",Well it's nice to be certain at least.
4798,Ask this magic 8 ball,Am I on an NSA watchlist?,"""Yes"""
4799,Am I on an NSA watchlist?,"""Yes""",It is because I like pineapple on pizza?
4800,"""Yes""",It is because I like pineapple on pizza?,"""Without a doubt""

The nsa will catch you for your crimes against pizza, arn3n."
4801,Ask this magic 8 ball,Should i text him today to see if I get a reply?,"""Outlook not so good"""
4802,Should i text him today to see if I get a reply?,"""Outlook not so good""",But does he want me to text him?
4803,"""Outlook not so good""",But does he want me to text him?,"""Signs point to yes"""
4804,Ask this magic 8 ball,Will the release date for my favorite band's album be announced soon?,"""As i see it, yes"""
4805,Will the release date for my favorite band's album be announced soon?,"""As i see it, yes""","Yay!!!!
*runs around in circles for an hour*"
4806,Ask this magic 8 ball,Should I agree to fight 100 duck-sized horses instead of one horse-sized duck?,"""Most likely"""
4807,Should I agree to fight 100 duck-sized horses instead of one horse-sized duck?,"""Most likely""",You give good advice.
4808,Ask this magic 8 ball,Was buying an 8-ball worth it?,"""My reply is no"""
4809,Was buying an 8-ball worth it?,"""My reply is no""",ha
4810,Three questions,"1. Mr. Nobody.
2. Salad.
3. New York I guess.",NYC is cool. What would you like to do there? 
4811,"1. Mr. Nobody.
2. Salad.
3. New York I guess.",NYC is cool. What would you like to do there? ,"I dont know, just pick up a longboard and lose myself in the city without plans."
4812,NYC is cool. What would you like to do there? ,"I dont know, just pick up a longboard and lose myself in the city without plans.",That sounds awesome. It's a great place to explore. 
4813,"I dont know, just pick up a longboard and lose myself in the city without plans.",That sounds awesome. It's a great place to explore. ,Now I just need the cash lmao.
4814,That sounds awesome. It's a great place to explore. ,Now I just need the cash lmao.,Hahaha...yeah 
4815,What movies or tv shows have you seen lately that you loved?,The HBO miniseries on John Adams was excellent. Just watched that randomly. ,I was hoping that was good! Is it streaming on anything?
4816,The HBO miniseries on John Adams was excellent. Just watched that randomly. ,I was hoping that was good! Is it streaming on anything?,I don't know. It was on HBO randomly so I recorded it. 
4817,My refugee neighbor's child plays tag,You have a beautiful heart.,"Thank you, I guess there would be dozens of people who would claim the opposite about me."
4818,You have a beautiful heart.,"Thank you, I guess there would be dozens of people who would claim the opposite about me.","Satures, you're an asshole!"
4819,"Thank you, I guess there would be dozens of people who would claim the opposite about me.","Satures, you're an asshole!",see :)
4820,"Satures, you're an asshole!",see :),:)
4821,"Weekend Chit Chat - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and chat about anything really.",I'm going to my friend's house to play Legend Of Zelda: Breath of the Wild!! I'm very excited.,Awesome! Is that on the new Nintendo console?
4822,I'm going to my friend's house to play Legend Of Zelda: Breath of the Wild!! I'm very excited.,Awesome! Is that on the new Nintendo console?,"Sadly, no. I'm gonna play it on a WiiU."
4823,Awesome! Is that on the new Nintendo console?,"Sadly, no. I'm gonna play it on a WiiU.","I meant yes, I'm not playing it on there though."
4824,"Weekend Chit Chat - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and chat about anything really.",I'm going to my friend's house to play Legend Of Zelda: Breath of the Wild!! I'm very excited.,holy shit I really want to buy a wiiU or the new console to play it. The trailers look so good! 
4825,I'm going to my friend's house to play Legend Of Zelda: Breath of the Wild!! I'm very excited.,holy shit I really want to buy a wiiU or the new console to play it. The trailers look so good! ,The game is really good! I'm watching my friend play it right now.
4826,"It is mind blowing that we have a robot on Planet Mars taking full HD pictures everyday, yet most people don't care about it. How can ANYONE not be astonished??",because it doesn't affect their day-to-day lives in any appreciable way.,"Yeah, I got work to do and shit."
4827,because it doesn't affect their day-to-day lives in any appreciable way.,"Yeah, I got work to do and shit.",Yet here we are.
4828,"Yeah, I got work to do and shit.",Yet here we are.,Well I did say 'and shit'.
4829,Which female characters inspire you?,I appreciate kind and caring characters.  Everyone's just so pissed off and cynical nowadays.,I can definitely understand that idea. Any examples you particularly like?
4830,I appreciate kind and caring characters.  Everyone's just so pissed off and cynical nowadays.,I can definitely understand that idea. Any examples you particularly like?,That girl from Brooklyn movie.
4831,I appreciate kind and caring characters.  Everyone's just so pissed off and cynical nowadays.,I can definitely understand that idea. Any examples you particularly like?,"Nausicaa, both movie Nausicaa and comic Nausicaa. "
4832,Which female characters inspire you?,I like Buffy. She rocks. ,"Tara is also wonderful, as is Joyce. Buffy has a lot of excellent women!"
4833,I like Buffy. She rocks. ,"Tara is also wonderful, as is Joyce. Buffy has a lot of excellent women!",It sure does!! It's great! 
4834,I like Buffy. She rocks. ,"Tara is also wonderful, as is Joyce. Buffy has a lot of excellent women!",Joyce :(
4835,"I eat EVERYTHING cold, what kind of eating habits do you have?","My habit is I can't eat reheated food, something just blocks me from doing so.","I used to be like that, then I discovered the glory of only eating food cold"
4836,"My habit is I can't eat reheated food, something just blocks me from doing so.","I used to be like that, then I discovered the glory of only eating food cold",I'll eat some foods like today I ate cold pasta.
4837,"I used to be like that, then I discovered the glory of only eating food cold",I'll eat some foods like today I ate cold pasta.,"Today I had cold soup, cold lasagna and am about to eat cold hot dogs."
4838,I'll eat some foods like today I ate cold pasta.,"Today I had cold soup, cold lasagna and am about to eat cold hot dogs.",Cold hot dogs are awesome.
4839,"Today I had cold soup, cold lasagna and am about to eat cold hot dogs.",Cold hot dogs are awesome.,"Correction, cold chili dogs."
4840,"I eat EVERYTHING cold, what kind of eating habits do you have?",Steak?,Yep. EVERYTHING cold.
4841,Steak?,Yep. EVERYTHING cold.,So do you cook it first then freeze it or do you just eat raw steak
4842,Yep. EVERYTHING cold.,So do you cook it first then freeze it or do you just eat raw steak,I cook it but not freeze it. I put it in the refrigerator for the morning.
4843,What is the scariest two sentence horror story you can make?,Don't turn around.  Your parents are behind you having sex.,AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Nooooooo!!!!!! SHIELD YOUR EYES!!!!!!!!
4844,Don't turn around.  Your parents are behind you having sex.,AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Nooooooo!!!!!! SHIELD YOUR EYES!!!!!!!!,They are actually having sex with a horse. Your mom is now dead.
4845,AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Nooooooo!!!!!! SHIELD YOUR EYES!!!!!!!!,They are actually having sex with a horse. Your mom is now dead.,WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! A HORSE!?!?!?!?!?! I will have you revenge!!!!
4846,What is the scariest two sentence horror story you can make?,I looked up at the stars to see them glistening back at me. Those aren't stars. ,Twist: I looked up into the night to see the glistening stars. They were looking back. 
4847,I looked up at the stars to see them glistening back at me. Those aren't stars. ,Twist: I looked up into the night to see the glistening stars. They were looking back. ,Also good 
4848,"You're in a mall with every store in the world. You have $1,000 and 12 hours to kill, but you can only buy one item from every store. What do you do and why?","In the parking lot, lots of weed",but you can only get one weed
4849,"In the parking lot, lots of weed",but you can only get one weed,One pound would probably count!
4850,"In the parking lot, lots of weed",but you can only get one weed,But I need at least six weed a day?
4851,"In the parking lot, lots of weed",but you can only get one weed,only one species of weed ;)))
4852,"You're in a mall with every store in the world. You have $1,000 and 12 hours to kill, but you can only buy one item from every store. What do you do and why?","1000 gift card from Best Buy 

Use it towards an even bigger TV than my already too big TV",How many inches we talking here?
4853,"1000 gift card from Best Buy 

Use it towards an even bigger TV than my already too big TV",How many inches we talking here?,At least five I think
4854,How many inches we talking here?,At least five I think,You mean... *almost seven inches*?
4855,At least five I think,You mean... *almost seven inches*?,At least
4856,You mean... *almost seven inches*?,At least,Show off
4857,How many inches we talking here?,At least five I think,You're answering the wrong question. 
4858,"You're in a mall with every store in the world. You have $1,000 and 12 hours to kill, but you can only buy one item from every store. What do you do and why?",I spend the thousand bucks on a hooker and then wander into the bed store for a nap.,Well played. But it depends -- which bed store? 
4859,I spend the thousand bucks on a hooker and then wander into the bed store for a nap.,Well played. But it depends -- which bed store? ,I'd be fine with Sears or Macys tbh.
4860,Well played. But it depends -- which bed store? ,I'd be fine with Sears or Macys tbh.,I'm Aussie and it sounds like you're speaking American again. Never heard of them. xD
4861,I'd be fine with Sears or Macys tbh.,I'm Aussie and it sounds like you're speaking American again. Never heard of them. xD,Big department stores. 
4862,I'm Aussie and it sounds like you're speaking American again. Never heard of them. xD,Big department stores. ,"Ah. Well, enjoy your virtual nap! :)"
4863,I'm Aussie and it sounds like you're speaking American again. Never heard of them. xD,Big department stores. ,Are there still any Sears around??
4864,Big department stores. ,Are there still any Sears around??,Dunno. I'd pick Nordstroms but they might get snooty about me having a nap.
4865,"You're in a mall with every store in the world. You have $1,000 and 12 hours to kill, but you can only buy one item from every store. What do you do and why?",The first place i would go is the Lego store to buy the disney castle.,Either that or the USC Millennium Falcon.
4866,The first place i would go is the Lego store to buy the disney castle.,Either that or the USC Millennium Falcon.,"So, you'd go to the Lego store, then maybe get a pretzel and be out of money."
4867,"You're in a mall with every store in the world. You have $1,000 and 12 hours to kill, but you can only buy one item from every store. What do you do and why?",The first place i would go is the Lego store to buy the disney castle.,Same for me except replace castle with death star
4868,The first place i would go is the Lego store to buy the disney castle.,Same for me except replace castle with death star,"My neighbour's a Lego fanatic, he got this and built it within a week. He must've have slept. xD"
4869,Same for me except replace castle with death star,"My neighbour's a Lego fanatic, he got this and built it within a week. He must've have slept. xD",Must have have? Mustn't have?
4870,"My neighbour's a Lego fanatic, he got this and built it within a week. He must've have slept. xD",Must have have? Mustn't have?,"He probably didn't sleep, is what I meant."
4871,Must have have? Mustn't have?,"He probably didn't sleep, is what I meant.","Mustn't have, which is what I was sure you meant, but I do like me some clarification! Thanks!"
4872,"He probably didn't sleep, is what I meant.","Mustn't have, which is what I was sure you meant, but I do like me some clarification! Thanks!","Hehe, my mistake. "
4873,"You're in a mall with every store in the world. You have $1,000 and 12 hours to kill, but you can only buy one item from every store. What do you do and why?",I could probably blow it all on a comic store carrying mtg alone. ,"What's that? Is it a comic? Sounds like a card game. ""MTG Alone"". Yeah, it does. "
4874,I could probably blow it all on a comic store carrying mtg alone. ,"What's that? Is it a comic? Sounds like a card game. ""MTG Alone"". Yeah, it does. ",Magic the gathering 
4875,"What's that? Is it a comic? Sounds like a card game. ""MTG Alone"". Yeah, it does. ",Magic the gathering ,Ahhh. I'll check it out. :)
4876,Magic the gathering ,Ahhh. I'll check it out. :),And he was never heard from again.
4877,"You're in a mall with every store in the world. You have $1,000 and 12 hours to kill, but you can only buy one item from every store. What do you do and why?",I'd leave the mall and have 1000 bucks in my pocket instead of feeling the need to spend.,You'd be bored out of your brain and hungry?
4878,I'd leave the mall and have 1000 bucks in my pocket instead of feeling the need to spend.,You'd be bored out of your brain and hungry?,"No, with a thousand bucks I could Uber anywhere I wanted to do or eat whatever I wanted."
4879,You'd be bored out of your brain and hungry?,"No, with a thousand bucks I could Uber anywhere I wanted to do or eat whatever I wanted.",You're not allowed out of the mall. You would Uber around the mall? xD
4880,"No, with a thousand bucks I could Uber anywhere I wanted to do or eat whatever I wanted.",You're not allowed out of the mall. You would Uber around the mall? xD,"No, OP didn't say you couldn't leave."
4881,You're not allowed out of the mall. You would Uber around the mall? xD,"No, OP didn't say you couldn't leave.","I am OP, but true. I didn't say that. See ya! :)"
4882,"You're in a mall with every store in the world. You have $1,000 and 12 hours to kill, but you can only buy one item from every store. What do you do and why?",Can I buy one item from one store?,Sure. What?
4883,Can I buy one item from one store?,Sure. What?,A drone. 
4884,"You're in a mall with every store in the world. You have $1,000 and 12 hours to kill, but you can only buy one item from every store. What do you do and why?","I'd see a movie, but ill be able to get popcorn AND some candy!",And I've never had both. What movie would you see?
4885,"I'd see a movie, but ill be able to get popcorn AND some candy!",And I've never had both. What movie would you see?,Iunno. Probably one id fall asleep to. 
4886,My boyfriend and I signed our first lease together and I couldn't be more excited. What made you happy today?,I got a 91 this quarter in my hardest class!,Great job! You deserve it! What class is it?
4887,I got a 91 this quarter in my hardest class!,Great job! You deserve it! What class is it?,Thank you!! It's AP Comparative Government and Politics.
4888,My boyfriend and I signed our first lease together and I couldn't be more excited. What made you happy today?,Literally nothing.,Did you have a bad day today or was it just uneventful?
4889,Literally nothing.,Did you have a bad day today or was it just uneventful?,both
4890,Did you have a bad day today or was it just uneventful?,both,That stinks! I hope you have a better day today!
4891,My boyfriend and I signed our first lease together and I couldn't be more excited. What made you happy today?,Your excitement made me a little happy.,Well that's something! What are you up to today? Anything exciting?
4892,Your excitement made me a little happy.,Well that's something! What are you up to today? Anything exciting?,I am putting together a custom gift basket for a buyer in an auction as a thank you present.
4893,My boyfriend and I signed our first lease together and I couldn't be more excited. What made you happy today?,Nothing yet,Well good thing the day isn't over yet!
4894,Nothing yet,Well good thing the day isn't over yet!,I guess
4895,Nothing yet,Well good thing the day isn't over yet!,Kinda wish it was over though 
4896,I am feeling ugly,Time for a haircut? They always help to give ya a kick of confidence.,Oh nice idea. I'll try this! Thank you!
4897,Time for a haircut? They always help to give ya a kick of confidence.,Oh nice idea. I'll try this! Thank you!,What do you do in for work and in your spare time OP?
4898,Oh nice idea. I'll try this! Thank you!,What do you do in for work and in your spare time OP?,I am working in an office and in my spare time I love to take photos and edit them.
4899,wednesdays are meant for 5 questions,"1. No
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. No one",WELP
4900,"1. No
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. No one",WELP,what
4901,WELP,what,"um okay that's one way to answer questions.. 

something wrong?"
4902,what,"um okay that's one way to answer questions.. 

something wrong?",nah
4903,"um okay that's one way to answer questions.. 

something wrong?",nah,"hahah clearly- two of them are song lyrics so y'know

how r u"
4904,nah,"hahah clearly- two of them are song lyrics so y'know

how r u",idk tbh hbu
4905,"hahah clearly- two of them are song lyrics so y'know

how r u",idk tbh hbu,"LOL you're funny. um doing alright, work is chill, doable.. grinding! "
4906,idk tbh hbu,"LOL you're funny. um doing alright, work is chill, doable.. grinding! ",work? what you doing bb
4907,"LOL you're funny. um doing alright, work is chill, doable.. grinding! ",work? what you doing bb,secretarial stuff. the usual!
4908,work? what you doing bb,secretarial stuff. the usual!,sounds boring!
4909,I realized I'm a pretty boring person. Should I change? How? What are some boring facts about you?,"Every time I use my laptop, I manually check for software updates. ",Did you pay for Winrar?
4910,"Every time I use my laptop, I manually check for software updates. ",Did you pay for Winrar?,"I'm on Linux, so..."
4911,Did you pay for Winrar?,"I'm on Linux, so...",Run winrar in wine then pay for it.
4912,"I'm on Linux, so...",Run winrar in wine then pay for it.,"LOL... I bet I could. I have PlayOnLinux. 

And, yep. 'dnf upgrade --refresh'."
4913,What video games are you playing?,Actually on the laptop the only game I'm currently playing is Pokemon ~~Prism~~,I just got my gaming laptop. 3 days ago. I feel alive!!!!!
4914,Actually on the laptop the only game I'm currently playing is Pokemon ~~Prism~~,I just got my gaming laptop. 3 days ago. I feel alive!!!!!,Envy!
4915,What video games are you playing?,"Mad Max, Afterbirth+, DOOM, RB4.",How are you liking Doom?
4916,"Mad Max, Afterbirth+, DOOM, RB4.",How are you liking Doom?,It's awesome.
4917,Post your favorite song and I will try to suggest another song you might enjoy,"Favorite song is hard, but let's say:

Blood Like Cream - Red Fang.",oh wow I was listening to this exact song when I read your comment O__O
4918,"Favorite song is hard, but let's say:

Blood Like Cream - Red Fang.",oh wow I was listening to this exact song when I read your comment O__O,"QOSA is amazing!

I love the band. 

Ahaha, nice to find someone who also likes red fang.
"
4919,I keep hearing about how great podcasts are? So what podcasts should I be listening to?,I'll be your friend ,I can't tell if that's the name of a podcast or if it's an honest offer. But thanks either way!
4920,I'll be your friend ,I can't tell if that's the name of a podcast or if it's an honest offer. But thanks either way!,noo im serious lets be friedns
4921,I can't tell if that's the name of a podcast or if it's an honest offer. But thanks either way!,noo im serious lets be friedns,Oh.. ok Sure!
4922,I keep hearing about how great podcasts are? So what podcasts should I be listening to?,Try Welcome to Night Vale.,"Oh, I've heard of that show. I'll have to try it out. Spooky how? Is it like a horror show?"
4923,Try Welcome to Night Vale.,"Oh, I've heard of that show. I'll have to try it out. Spooky how? Is it like a horror show?",Think the daily radio set in the universe of courage the cowardly dog.
4924,Try Welcome to Night Vale.,"Oh, I've heard of that show. I'll have to try it out. Spooky how? Is it like a horror show?",It's not really spooky. Just weird.
4925,I keep hearing about how great podcasts are? So what podcasts should I be listening to?,The adventure zone! ,Love the three brothers. I remember watching their monster factory videos on youtube.
4926,The adventure zone! ,Love the three brothers. I remember watching their monster factory videos on youtube.,Tres Horny Boys! 
4927,Love the three brothers. I remember watching their monster factory videos on youtube.,Tres Horny Boys! ,And dad.
4928,I keep hearing about how great podcasts are? So what podcasts should I be listening to?,The adventure zone! ,"""Maybe we should suggest The Adventure Zone to OP?""

""I do that."""
4929,The adventure zone! ,"""Maybe we should suggest The Adventure Zone to OP?""

""I do that.""","I will now describe the adventure zone podcast but using Griffins voice. """
4930,The adventure zone! ,"""Maybe we should suggest The Adventure Zone to OP?""

""I do that.""","""Ok Magnus, roll to see how successful our suggestion is.""

""19."""
4931,"""Maybe we should suggest The Adventure Zone to OP?""

""I do that.""","""Ok Magnus, roll to see how successful our suggestion is.""

""19.""","""You've solved my Reddit puzzle!"""
4932,I keep hearing about how great podcasts are? So what podcasts should I be listening to?,The adventure zone! ,Should I start from the beginning?
4933,The adventure zone! ,Should I start from the beginning?,"They have an episode 1.5 abridged, if you aren't too sure. It's great tho "
4934,I keep hearing about how great podcasts are? So what podcasts should I be listening to?,"It's probably here somewhere, but Bill Burr's podcast is pretty funny.",Just checkin' in on ya!
4935,"It's probably here somewhere, but Bill Burr's podcast is pretty funny.",Just checkin' in on ya!,Zip...............................
4936,Just checkin' in on ya!,Zip...............................,RECUITER!
4937,What's your favorite song lately?,Nutshell by Alice in Chains. I just LOVE that song and it's always stuck in my head. ,"""Would?"" is one of my top 5 all-time favorites. "
4938,Nutshell by Alice in Chains. I just LOVE that song and it's always stuck in my head. ,"""Would?"" is one of my top 5 all-time favorites. ","I haven't to AiC in sooo long, Dirt's getting played when I get home."
4939,What's your favorite song lately?,"Boogieman by Childish Gambino, I really need to see a video made for this song!","The entire Awaken, My Love album is awesome. "
4940,"Boogieman by Childish Gambino, I really need to see a video made for this song!","The entire Awaken, My Love album is awesome. ",Agreed!
4941,How would you describe your personality?,A reforming Bojack Horseman with a little bit of BMO.,Oh i love BMO so much
4942,A reforming Bojack Horseman with a little bit of BMO.,Oh i love BMO so much,"He/She is so cute! 

Also I love the boundless imagination."
4943,How would you describe your personality?,"If I was a spice, I'd be flour. ",Hahahaha that is so fucking funny. You are obviously very clever 
4944,"If I was a spice, I'd be flour. ",Hahahaha that is so fucking funny. You are obviously very clever ,"No I'm not lol, this is from Bob's Burgers. "
4945,Hahahaha that is so fucking funny. You are obviously very clever ,"No I'm not lol, this is from Bob's Burgers. ",Not sarcasm in the least. I actually laughed out loud. 
4946,"No I'm not lol, this is from Bob's Burgers. ",Not sarcasm in the least. I actually laughed out loud. ,I'm honestly not sure if youre laughing at me or..... 
4947,Not sarcasm in the least. I actually laughed out loud. ,I'm honestly not sure if youre laughing at me or..... ,"Aww, both :)"
4948,How would you describe your personality?,A slightly happier Eeyore? Mostly low level depression with mini bursts of pleasant happiness. ,"Love this description! :)

*Nana internet hug*"
4949,A slightly happier Eeyore? Mostly low level depression with mini bursts of pleasant happiness. ,"Love this description! :)

*Nana internet hug*",Lol thanks :) I love Nana hugs!
4950,"Love this description! :)

*Nana internet hug*",Lol thanks :) I love Nana hugs!,You are welcome! Everyone needs a good Nana hug now and then! :)
4951,have a good name for a car? or like 5 questions?,"* I have no idea lol
* miss
* going home
* right now it's sleep
* probably more work",sleeeeeeeep i have to sleep!!!!
4952,"* I have no idea lol
* miss
* going home
* right now it's sleep
* probably more work",sleeeeeeeep i have to sleep!!!!,I've been running on about 6 hours of sleep a day now. :(
4953,have a good name for a car? or like 5 questions?,"1. Power  
  
Hit  
  
I survived the weekend  
  
Too many options  
  
Fly home!","POWER.

nah, kia souls are tiny little things"
4954,"1. Power  
  
Hit  
  
I survived the weekend  
  
Too many options  
  
Fly home!","POWER.

nah, kia souls are tiny little things",But... Soul power... Its a joke
4955,"POWER.

nah, kia souls are tiny little things",But... Soul power... Its a joke,ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's the worst
4956,But... Soul power... Its a joke,ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's the worst,😶...😭
4957,I'm stuck inside a train. AMA untill I can get out?,What do you study?,It's called informatics engineering(?). Kinda like Computer Science I guess
4958,What do you study?,It's called informatics engineering(?). Kinda like Computer Science I guess,That's cool! Do you already know what you want to do afterwards for job?
4959,I'm stuck inside a train. AMA untill I can get out?,"Does anyone know you are there ?
",I really doubt so
4960,"Does anyone know you are there ?
",I really doubt so,"That's sound quite scary
"
4961,I really doubt so,"That's sound quite scary
","Kind of, yeah. I know that I eventually will get out, just don't know when"
4962,"Does anyone know you are there ?
",I really doubt so,We know you're there tho
4963,I'm stuck inside a train. AMA untill I can get out?,Can't you just make a lot of noise until someone hears? Or break out?,Tried to force the doors open to no avail. There is currently no one on this line unfortunaly
4964,Can't you just make a lot of noise until someone hears? Or break out?,Tried to force the doors open to no avail. There is currently no one on this line unfortunaly,Don't the doors open when you pull the emergency break?
4965,I'm stuck inside a train. AMA untill I can get out?,What do you think of cookies?,Cookiea are the best thing in the world and the main reason I keep getting fatter
4966,What do you think of cookies?,Cookiea are the best thing in the world and the main reason I keep getting fatter,"&gt; Cookies

FTFY

"
4967,I'm stuck inside a train. AMA untill I can get out?,What's your favorite band?,I'd say the Gorillaz
4968,What's your favorite band?,I'd say the Gorillaz,and now I can't get that laugh at the start of Feel Good Inc. out of my head
4969,I'm stuck inside a train. AMA untill I can get out?,ARE YOU LOST,I am not?
4970,ARE YOU LOST,I am not?,"Man, that would have worked a lot better had you seen Lion already. "
4971,I'm stuck inside a train. AMA untill I can get out?,Are you religious?,Not really
4972,Are you religious?,Not really,If you were to follow any religion which one and why?
4973,I finally got a girlfriend,"I'm really glad for you mate, I'm still waiting for mine. ",It'll happen dude. I learned from this experience that when opportunities will show themselves.
4974,"I'm really glad for you mate, I'm still waiting for mine. ",It'll happen dude. I learned from this experience that when opportunities will show themselves.,"&gt; It'll happen dude.

Citation needed."
4975,"I'm really glad for you mate, I'm still waiting for mine. ",It'll happen dude. I learned from this experience that when opportunities will show themselves.,I think I'm unlovable and it will never happen.
4976,I finally got a girlfriend,"I'm really glad for you mate, I'm still waiting for mine. ","&gt; waiting

I'm not sure that's how you get one. "
4977,"I'm really glad for you mate, I'm still waiting for mine. ","&gt; waiting

I'm not sure that's how you get one. ",You mean it's not like fishing? :P
4978,"&gt; waiting

I'm not sure that's how you get one. ",You mean it's not like fishing? :P,"So much for all the ""there's always more fish in the sea"" analogies then."
4979,"I'm really glad for you mate, I'm still waiting for mine. ","&gt; waiting

I'm not sure that's how you get one. ",It worked for Aaron Burr
4980,I finally got a girlfriend,"how was your first kiss with her? 

","Her lips were soft, and it went on for a few minutes. It was great! :D"
4981,"how was your first kiss with her? 

","Her lips were soft, and it went on for a few minutes. It was great! :D",I was more asking for the story of how/when it happened haha
4982,I finally got a girlfriend,Omg you're going into Kill Bil Vol 3 a father next,Is that a thing that's happening? 
4983,Omg you're going into Kill Bil Vol 3 a father next,Is that a thing that's happening? ,i hope not
4984,What artists/albums do you all recommend,The Arctic monkeys are the greatest thing to happen to rock music. Try them,"Oh my gosh, I have heard a few songs and instantly fell in love"
4985,The Arctic monkeys are the greatest thing to happen to rock music. Try them,"Oh my gosh, I have heard a few songs and instantly fell in love",Which ones?
4986,"Oh my gosh, I have heard a few songs and instantly fell in love",Which ones?,"Do I wanna know, and R U mine?"
4987,Which ones?,"Do I wanna know, and R U mine?","Fuckin' tunes like, but try D for dangerous, teddy picker and fake tales of SanFrancisco."
4988,"Do I wanna know, and R U mine?","Fuckin' tunes like, but try D for dangerous, teddy picker and fake tales of SanFrancisco.",Sure thing!
4989,"Fuckin' tunes like, but try D for dangerous, teddy picker and fake tales of SanFrancisco.",Sure thing!,Cant wait to hear what you think.
4990,What topics do you love talking about the most? Let's talk!,I like talking about money!,What about it?
4991,I like talking about money!,What about it?,"Investing, personal finance, etc."
4992,What about it?,"Investing, personal finance, etc.",How are your investments? 
4993,Well you be my friend?,Hello,Hey :) how are you
4994,Hello,Hey :) how are you,I'm good yourself?
4995,Well you be my friend?,Of course!!!! Tell me something about yourself.,"Hey how are you, 

Well Im crazy hahahaha wbu ;)"
4996,Of course!!!! Tell me something about yourself.,"Hey how are you, 

Well Im crazy hahahaha wbu ;)",I'm crazy as well :)
4997,"Hey how are you, 

Well Im crazy hahahaha wbu ;)",I'm crazy as well :),Crazy how then haha 
4998,Well you be my friend?,Hiiii new friend  :) ,I like anime. Drawing. Music. Naps. Gaming. And Netflix binging. 
4999,Hiiii new friend  :) ,I like anime. Drawing. Music. Naps. Gaming. And Netflix binging. ,"Hey :) 


Nice pretty much same in terms of hobbys

But what do you watch on Netflix 

"
5000,"Today, age 20, I saw a healthy weight on the scale for the first time in my entire life. Need somewhere to brag :)",Black belt in what discipline?,Isshinryu karate. I stopped going due to college but I did love it back then.
5001,Black belt in what discipline?,Isshinryu karate. I stopped going due to college but I did love it back then.,How many years did you train before you reached black belt?
5002,"Today, age 20, I saw a healthy weight on the scale for the first time in my entire life. Need somewhere to brag :)",great job fatass!,Thanks asshole :)
5003,great job fatass!,Thanks asshole :),Congratulations on being normal and doing something you are supposed to do.
5004,Internet friends?,Rare to find on Reddit unless you can find any specific subs.,"Yeah, I've noticed that :/ "
5005,Rare to find on Reddit unless you can find any specific subs.,"Yeah, I've noticed that :/ ",Pretty lame. Reddit would be great for it imo.
5006,Internet friends?,Rare to find on Reddit unless you can find any specific subs.,Do you know of any of these specific subs?
5007,Rare to find on Reddit unless you can find any specific subs.,Do you know of any of these specific subs?,/r/r4r 
5008,Do you know of any of these specific subs?,/r/r4r ,thanks!
5009,What do you collect?,"Weaponry (mainly guns, but also melee weapons) and old war relics (mainly from WWII)",Noice. Sounds expensive! 
5010,"Weaponry (mainly guns, but also melee weapons) and old war relics (mainly from WWII)",Noice. Sounds expensive! ,And you'd be correct lol. 
5011,Noice. Sounds expensive! ,And you'd be correct lol. ,"I'm sure it's worth it, though or you wouldn't do it, right?"
5012,What do you collect?,"Exploitation/porn DVDs 

The souls of small children


Antique dildos. ",Oh ok...
5013,"Exploitation/porn DVDs 

The souls of small children


Antique dildos. ",Oh ok...,"Yeah, I'm special. "
5014,Oh ok...,"Yeah, I'm special. ",Is ok ;)
5015,What do you collect?,"Bon Appétit magazines, eventually I'll make all the recipes in them, but that day is not today.","Someday, sir/madam. Someday."
5016,"Bon Appétit magazines, eventually I'll make all the recipes in them, but that day is not today.","Someday, sir/madam. Someday.",Someday indeed
5017,What do you collect?,Comic Books. Mostly DC and Marvel,Favorite heroes/villains?
5018,Comic Books. Mostly DC and Marvel,Favorite heroes/villains?,"Hero Green arrow. Villain? Death Stroke maybe?  
"
5019,Help!I'm trapped in the Mohave!,"Can you take a picture?  Sorry, not of the accident, but of the scenery?",It's flat and sand colored with a few dead tumbleweeds. The Mojave is a really ugly place. 
5020,"Can you take a picture?  Sorry, not of the accident, but of the scenery?",It's flat and sand colored with a few dead tumbleweeds. The Mojave is a really ugly place. ,"I mean...there were a couple mountains in the distance, but other than that yeh "
5021,It's flat and sand colored with a few dead tumbleweeds. The Mojave is a really ugly place. ,"I mean...there were a couple mountains in the distance, but other than that yeh ",Please?
5022,"I mean...there were a couple mountains in the distance, but other than that yeh ",Please?,Please what
5023,Please?,Please what,Can we have a photo.
5024,Please what,Can we have a photo.,I drew you a picture. See above.
5025,Help!I'm trapped in the Mohave!,Beware of Deathclaws,What tf is a deathclaw you doof
5026,Beware of Deathclaws,What tf is a deathclaw you doof,A giant mutated lizard
5027,Tell me anything. Distractions needed.,I accidently sodomized myself with a q-tip,How did that happen? 
5028,I accidently sodomized myself with a q-tip,How did that happen? ,Cleaning my ears and had an ass itch so I thought I could scratch with a Q-tip
5029,How did that happen? ,Cleaning my ears and had an ass itch so I thought I could scratch with a Q-tip,I think that as a win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5030,What's on your mind?,I'm lonely,"Yeah, me too. I know the feels. "
5031,I'm lonely,"Yeah, me too. I know the feels. ",sorry 
5032,"Yeah, me too. I know the feels. ",sorry ,"Nah, it's cool. You grow into it. How was your day, bud?"
5033,sorry ,"Nah, it's cool. You grow into it. How was your day, bud?","kind of shitty, you? 
"
5034,"Nah, it's cool. You grow into it. How was your day, bud?","kind of shitty, you? 
",More or less the same. Why was your day shitty?
5035,"kind of shitty, you? 
",More or less the same. Why was your day shitty?,"Work was really busy, school was boring. Kind of feeling down. Why was yours bad? 

"
5036,More or less the same. Why was your day shitty?,"Work was really busy, school was boring. Kind of feeling down. Why was yours bad? 

",Ran into my (recently broken up) ex-fiancé's family while on an errand. Wasn't great 
5037,"Work was really busy, school was boring. Kind of feeling down. Why was yours bad? 

",Ran into my (recently broken up) ex-fiancé's family while on an errand. Wasn't great ,Oh man I'm sorry. relationships suck sometimes 
5038,What do you all have going on tonight?,Absolutely nothing. I'm just playing video games and trying to relax. ,Sounds like a fun evening. What games?
5039,Absolutely nothing. I'm just playing video games and trying to relax. ,Sounds like a fun evening. What games?,"Just messing around in GTA, but I'm downloading horizon zero dawn. "
5040,What do you all have going on tonight?,"Studying! Just finished an exam, and I've got four more to study for! Woo! ",Good luck!
5041,"Studying! Just finished an exam, and I've got four more to study for! Woo! ",Good luck!,Thanks! 
5042,What's everyone doing right now?,I'm looking at body jewelry at the moment. Trying hard not to spend the money but it's tempting.,What piercings do you have? I'm considering getting a couple more 
5043,I'm looking at body jewelry at the moment. Trying hard not to spend the money but it's tempting.,What piercings do you have? I'm considering getting a couple more ,I have my ears stretched out
5044,What's everyone doing right now?,Sitting in class :P,High school or college? 
5045,Sitting in class :P,High school or college? ,hs
5046,What's everyone doing right now?,Sitting in class :P,"*Hey, Lizzy! How old are you, if you don't mind me asking?*"
5047,Sitting in class :P,"*Hey, Lizzy! How old are you, if you don't mind me asking?*",Lol 17
5048,"*Hey, Lizzy! How old are you, if you don't mind me asking?*",Lol 17,*Cool. I'm 18.*
5049,Lol 17,*Cool. I'm 18.*,Oh! For some reason I keep assuming everyone on here is like 30
5050,*Cool. I'm 18.*,Oh! For some reason I keep assuming everyone on here is like 30,I'm 25. Does that count?
5051,Oh! For some reason I keep assuming everyone on here is like 30,I'm 25. Does that count?,Lol sure
5052,*Cool. I'm 18.*,Oh! For some reason I keep assuming everyone on here is like 30,*I tagged you as 'Lizzy' so I can recognize you on CC and say hello!*
5053,Oh! For some reason I keep assuming everyone on here is like 30,*I tagged you as 'Lizzy' so I can recognize you on CC and say hello!*,Oh! Idk what that means but thanks? 
5054,*I tagged you as 'Lizzy' so I can recognize you on CC and say hello!*,Oh! Idk what that means but thanks? ,*You can tag people with RES.*
5055,Oh! Idk what that means but thanks? ,*You can tag people with RES.*,Oh okay 
5056,*You can tag people with RES.*,Oh okay ,I still am very confused on what tagging does 
5057,Whats the weirdest thing about you?,"I often eat food stright out of the saucepan. It's big, easy to clean and it comes with a handle",Hahaha thats actually good.
5058,"I often eat food stright out of the saucepan. It's big, easy to clean and it comes with a handle",Hahaha thats actually good.,So are you xoxo
5059,Hahaha thats actually good.,So are you xoxo,Hahahahahaha
5060,Whats the weirdest thing about you?,I can't smell :( Not as weird as it is disappointing for me.,How come? Since birth?
5061,I can't smell :( Not as weird as it is disappointing for me.,How come? Since birth?,When I was a teenager I got random bad nosebleeds and then my sense of smell went. 
5062,How come? Since birth?,When I was a teenager I got random bad nosebleeds and then my sense of smell went. ,Yikes. Is it true that your other senses get stronger when such a thing happens?
5063,When I was a teenager I got random bad nosebleeds and then my sense of smell went. ,Yikes. Is it true that your other senses get stronger when such a thing happens?,I wish. I'm just a below average joe now. 
5064,Yikes. Is it true that your other senses get stronger when such a thing happens?,I wish. I'm just a below average joe now. ,I am sure you're just underestimating yourself.
5065,So it's my birthday,"Happy Birthday, OP! I hope that you had a good birthday and everything went how you wanted! ",I think all.and all it's been a pretty good day
5066,"Happy Birthday, OP! I hope that you had a good birthday and everything went how you wanted! ",I think all.and all it's been a pretty good day,That's good! I'm glad to hear that the day was a good one and you enjoyed it :)!
5067,So it's my birthday,Hey it's my birthday too! Happy birthday!,Happy birthday birthday buddy!
5068,Hey it's my birthday too! Happy birthday!,Happy birthday birthday buddy!,Thanks!
5069,Hey it's my birthday too! Happy birthday!,Happy birthday birthday buddy!,I just turned 24. You?
5070,Happy birthday birthday buddy!,I just turned 24. You?,23
5071,My girlfriend just texted me saying we need to talk but she won't get off work for a couple hours,"Damn. ""We need to talk"" is a scary, scary phrase",I know I'm very anxious about it 
5072,"Damn. ""We need to talk"" is a scary, scary phrase",I know I'm very anxious about it ,What did she say bro?
5073,"Damn. ""We need to talk"" is a scary, scary phrase",I know I'm very anxious about it ,What justified this prolonged anxiety 
5074,My girlfriend just texted me saying we need to talk but she won't get off work for a couple hours,"That's a phrase that always inspires fear, no matter who you're talking to. Good luck, friend.","Gladius01, we need to talk. 

Seriously, 037 is a much better number. "
5075,"That's a phrase that always inspires fear, no matter who you're talking to. Good luck, friend.","Gladius01, we need to talk. 

Seriously, 037 is a much better number. ","Your comment actually scared me for a second, because I forgot which thread it was from."
5076,My girlfriend just texted me saying we need to talk but she won't get off work for a couple hours,remindme! 5 days,Remind you of what?
5077,remindme! 5 days,Remind you of what?,I wanna know what his girlfriend said to him
5078,Remind you of what?,I wanna know what his girlfriend said to him,Does your client not highlight OP?
5079,I wanna know what his girlfriend said to him,Does your client not highlight OP?,"Oh, shit yeah. Sorry OP! I was on the new mobile version, buggy as hell."
5080,"I have an unpopular opinion, and I need to get your guys' input",I've always loved grapefruit. I don't even need added sugar. ,"Yeah man, all natural"
5081,I've always loved grapefruit. I don't even need added sugar. ,"Yeah man, all natural",Same!
5082,"I have an unpopular opinion, and I need to get your guys' input",You and me. Grapefruit buddies 4 life. Bring your serrated spoon.,I thought I was the only one with those spoons aha! Have you seen the special grapefruit knives?
5083,You and me. Grapefruit buddies 4 life. Bring your serrated spoon.,I thought I was the only one with those spoons aha! Have you seen the special grapefruit knives?,With the curved tip? Yes! I need a set of those because I am without.
5084,"I have an unpopular opinion, and I need to get your guys' input","You, me, and Hunter S. Thompson have this in common ","I don't know who that is, but his middle initial makes him sound important."
5085,"You, me, and Hunter S. Thompson have this in common ","I don't know who that is, but his middle initial makes him sound important.","Should look him up, the book/movie fear and loathing in last Vegas do anything for ya?"
5086,"I don't know who that is, but his middle initial makes him sound important.","Should look him up, the book/movie fear and loathing in last Vegas do anything for ya?",Never heard of that either. Whats it about?
5087,"I have an unpopular opinion, and I need to get your guys' input",It's been 11 hours sinc you've posted this and I still don't see an opinion. ,I thought i made my opinion pretty clear in the post
5088,It's been 11 hours sinc you've posted this and I still don't see an opinion. ,I thought i made my opinion pretty clear in the post,What I meant was I see your opinion as a fact. Grapefruits are the best.
5089,I thought i made my opinion pretty clear in the post,What I meant was I see your opinion as a fact. Grapefruits are the best.,"Ah, i see what you mean, you're absolutely right!"
5090,"PSA: guys, It's OK to be single.",Unless you've been single your whole life...,"Nope, it's great."
5091,Unless you've been single your whole life...,"Nope, it's great.",Maybe for you...
5092,"Nope, it's great.",Maybe for you...,Are you not happy to know that it's possible?
5093,Unless you've been single your whole life...,"Nope, it's great.","It's depressing, lonely and compounds negative thoughts."
5094,"Nope, it's great.","It's depressing, lonely and compounds negative thoughts.",until you appreciate to enjoy time by yourself
5095,"Nope, it's great.","It's depressing, lonely and compounds negative thoughts.",A relationship doesn't necessarily help. Therapy is a better solution.
5096,I'm pressing pause on my life and career back home and going backpacking through Asia,Oooh visit the Philippines :)  ,That's the plan !
5097,Oooh visit the Philippines :)  ,That's the plan !,Awesome! :D
5098,I'm pressing pause on my life and career back home and going backpacking through Asia,Are you going to make a pit stop in India? You will love it!,"I wasn't originally but now a few people have mentioned it, might have to give it a go!"
5099,Are you going to make a pit stop in India? You will love it!,"I wasn't originally but now a few people have mentioned it, might have to give it a go!",Most definitely do. Have fun. You are living my dream. (:
5100,Who is your favourite cartoon character,Toph,I also love the greatest earthbender in the world. 
5101,Toph,I also love the greatest earthbender in the world. ,THE BOULDER FEELS IGNORED BY YOUR STATEMENT
5102,I also love the greatest earthbender in the world. ,THE BOULDER FEELS IGNORED BY YOUR STATEMENT,HIPPO... MAD. 
5103,I Leg Pressed 200lbs!,I can't do anything :I,Not true. You can take Shiva to the vet! :D
5104,I can't do anything :I,Not true. You can take Shiva to the vet! :D,Oh yesh. That happened. 
5105,Not true. You can take Shiva to the vet! :D,Oh yesh. That happened. ,:DD
5106,Oh yesh. That happened. ,:DD,Wanna hear about Shiva's trip to the 'ol vetto?
5107,:DD,Wanna hear about Shiva's trip to the 'ol vetto?,yes pls.
5108,I Leg Pressed 200lbs!,Been consistently swimming again :),"Yay!!

Also, WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR MESSAGE CHAIN?!?"
5109,Been consistently swimming again :),"Yay!!

Also, WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR MESSAGE CHAIN?!?",What chain?
5110,"Yay!!

Also, WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR MESSAGE CHAIN?!?",What chain?,What.
5111,What chain?,What.,What.
5112,What.,What.,What.
5113,What time did you wake up this morning?,[deleted],What are you doing to wake up so early? :s
5114,[deleted],What are you doing to wake up so early? :s,[deleted]
5115,What time did you wake up this morning?,[deleted],"Hey, me too! Seems like we're the early birds in this thread."
5116,[deleted],"Hey, me too! Seems like we're the early birds in this thread.","yay, you must have been the other car on the road :)"
5117,What time did you wake up this morning?,"2:10AM, had a flight at 5:55am",Where did you fly to?
5118,"2:10AM, had a flight at 5:55am",Where did you fly to?,London Heathrow
5119,I just asked someone out for the first time ever!,"Hmm, seems to have been a trend around here lately. 

Buck the trend, ladies! Do it!","Seriously, sometimes we are oblivious, if a girl asked me out I think that would be incredible!"
5120,"Hmm, seems to have been a trend around here lately. 

Buck the trend, ladies! Do it!","Seriously, sometimes we are oblivious, if a girl asked me out I think that would be incredible!","Having been asked out by a couple women, yes. It's awesome."
5121,I just asked someone out for the first time ever!,"Hmm, seems to have been a trend around here lately. 

Buck the trend, ladies! Do it!",It's soooo scary the first time though!
5122,"Hmm, seems to have been a trend around here lately. 

Buck the trend, ladies! Do it!",It's soooo scary the first time though!,Scary for us guys too lol. It gets easier the more you do it though. 
5123,I finally made an appointment to see a psychiatrist at my school,I don't even know who I'd ask :/,In your school?
5124,I don't even know who I'd ask :/,In your school?,Mmm
5125,In your school?,Mmm,Maybe you should ask a nurse if they have an office there. Or anybody in administration.
5126,What are you giving up/challenging yourself to do for the 40 days following today?,"Oh shit Lent starts tomorrow. I don't know! Masturbate less maybe, or just watch less porn? ",how do you define less though?
5127,"Oh shit Lent starts tomorrow. I don't know! Masturbate less maybe, or just watch less porn? ",how do you define less though?,"Instead of every other day, maybe only 2 - 3 times a week?"
5128,how do you define less though?,"Instead of every other day, maybe only 2 - 3 times a week?","Wow, i was expecting it to be a cut down in number per day!"
5129,"Instead of every other day, maybe only 2 - 3 times a week?","Wow, i was expecting it to be a cut down in number per day!",Oh lol that would actually be easier xD
5130,Does anybody else really love the rain?,"I don't get how people love it, I hate the rain! Sun&gt;rain for me."," Where do you live? I get about 340 days of hot sunshine a year,  and it gets pretty tiresome. "
5131,"I don't get how people love it, I hate the rain! Sun&gt;rain for me."," Where do you live? I get about 340 days of hot sunshine a year,  and it gets pretty tiresome. ",SE England. Yeah we get hot summers and cold winters but I prefer the summer way more.
5132,Does anybody else really love the rain?,"Are you in arizona, by chance? I've got the same thing :D ","*Nope, sorry.*"
5133,"Are you in arizona, by chance? I've got the same thing :D ","*Nope, sorry.*",holy shit you responded in like 4 seconds though. I respect the gusto.
5134,"*Nope, sorry.*",holy shit you responded in like 4 seconds though. I respect the gusto.,"*Yes, I am fast.*"
5135,"Are you in arizona, by chance? I've got the same thing :D ","*Nope, sorry.*",Midwest? 
5136,"*Nope, sorry.*",Midwest? ,*Nope.*
5137,Does anybody else really love the rain?,"Are you in arizona, by chance? I've got the same thing :D ",Someone else from AZ? Hello there!
5138,"Are you in arizona, by chance? I've got the same thing :D ",Someone else from AZ? Hello there!,"Hi! I'm in school in Snottsdale right now, where are you?"
5139,Someone else from AZ? Hello there!,"Hi! I'm in school in Snottsdale right now, where are you?",I'm in Tempe!
5140,Does anybody else really love the rain?,I love the rain. I want to move someplace that is gray and has a lot of rain. ,"Come to Seattle, its lovely here!"
5141,I love the rain. I want to move someplace that is gray and has a lot of rain. ,"Come to Seattle, its lovely here!","As soon as my kids are done with high school/college, Seattle is on my list of places to move. "
5142,I love the rain. I want to move someplace that is gray and has a lot of rain. ,"Come to Seattle, its lovely here!",Yes! I'm from SoCal and have been in Seattle for a couple years. I love it so much here :) 
5143,Does anybody else really love the rain?,Reddit.com/r/raining,*One of my favourite subs.*
5144,Reddit.com/r/raining,*One of my favourite subs.*,/r/rainingnsfw
5145,Favorite Non-Alcoholic Drink?,Straight up water,"Always good, how much you drink a day?
"
5146,Straight up water,"Always good, how much you drink a day?
",I use the XL Yeti and refill it 4-5 times per day
5147,"Always good, how much you drink a day?
",I use the XL Yeti and refill it 4-5 times per day,"Them yeti's are huge, haven't seen them cheap."
5148,I use the XL Yeti and refill it 4-5 times per day,"Them yeti's are huge, haven't seen them cheap.","Neither have I. As long as I don't lose it, it should last me many years :)"
5149,"Them yeti's are huge, haven't seen them cheap.","Neither have I. As long as I don't lose it, it should last me many years :)","Yeah, i had a old Stanley that served me good when i use to drink coffee."
5150,Favorite Non-Alcoholic Drink?,Chocolate milk,That's my crack right there.
5151,Chocolate milk,That's my crack right there.,I'm 41 and I still get excited to order a large chocolate milk when I go out to breakfast
5152,That's my crack right there.,I'm 41 and I still get excited to order a large chocolate milk when I go out to breakfast,"I was drinking that FarmLife brand awhile back,it was done in two days."
5153,Favorite Non-Alcoholic Drink?,"Coffee in the morning, but I enjoy tea in the afternoon. Water would also be a top 3 choice. ",Any brand coffee your rocking this week?
5154,"Coffee in the morning, but I enjoy tea in the afternoon. Water would also be a top 3 choice. ",Any brand coffee your rocking this week?,"Nescafe Taster's Choice House Blend, nothing special really :/, but it's still pretty good :c. "
5155,Any brand coffee your rocking this week?,"Nescafe Taster's Choice House Blend, nothing special really :/, but it's still pretty good :c. ",I never had Nescafe.
5156,Favorite Non-Alcoholic Drink?,Cream Soda,"What color is your creme soda? Ours is green.
"
5157,Cream Soda,"What color is your creme soda? Ours is green.
",In America it's a golden yellow.
5158,Favorite Non-Alcoholic Drink?,Cola,Store brand or Name brand?
5159,Cola,Store brand or Name brand?,Either
5160,Favorite Non-Alcoholic Drink?,60 comments and no one's said root beer. C'mon guys.,I like A&amp;W
5161,60 comments and no one's said root beer. C'mon guys.,I like A&amp;W,They're great!
5162,I like A&amp;W,They're great!,I got a bottle downstairs and been waiting till i'm done with the other stuff in the fridge.
5163,They're great!,I got a bottle downstairs and been waiting till i'm done with the other stuff in the fridge.,"I'm doing the same thing with a bottle of Oban 14 year.
"
5164,I got a bottle downstairs and been waiting till i'm done with the other stuff in the fridge.,"I'm doing the same thing with a bottle of Oban 14 year.
","Damn, that is some expensive stuff."
5165,Favorite Non-Alcoholic Drink?,Orange juice!,"What brand?

I'm digging Trop50 right now. "
5166,Orange juice!,"What brand?

I'm digging Trop50 right now. ",Simply orange all the way. They have a slightly mango flavored one that I absolutely love too. 
5167,"What brand?

I'm digging Trop50 right now. ",Simply orange all the way. They have a slightly mango flavored one that I absolutely love too. ,"Never cared for mango, but i'll try it again."
5168,Simply orange all the way. They have a slightly mango flavored one that I absolutely love too. ,"Never cared for mango, but i'll try it again.",I like it a lot better mixed in with orange juice. Mango on its own is meh. 
5169,Favorite Non-Alcoholic Drink?,"Water, peppermint tea, and strawberry soy milk. Occasionally coke zero. ",Love strawberries but not a fan of soy milk.
5170,"Water, peppermint tea, and strawberry soy milk. Occasionally coke zero. ",Love strawberries but not a fan of soy milk.,More for me! 
5171,Favorite Non-Alcoholic Drink?,"Black coffee, water and Sprite Zero. ",Use to love black coffee.
5172,"Black coffee, water and Sprite Zero. ",Use to love black coffee.,"Use to?
"
5173,Use to love black coffee.,"Use to?
",I pretty much stopped drinking coffee.
5174,"Use to?
",I pretty much stopped drinking coffee.,I see. Any reason why? I keep considering it.
5175,I pretty much stopped drinking coffee.,I see. Any reason why? I keep considering it.,I cut down on the caffeine intake.
5176,I'm sending all my love to...,"First! I get all the love!  Yay!

Yes, I'm pathetic.

Derrière vous!",Everybody get's a love ❤️❤️❤️
5177,"First! I get all the love!  Yay!

Yes, I'm pathetic.

Derrière vous!",Everybody get's a love ❤️❤️❤️,Then its not special if everyone gets it :(
5178,Everybody get's a love ❤️❤️❤️,Then its not special if everyone gets it :(,You get one exclusive love from me ❤
5179,Then its not special if everyone gets it :(,You get one exclusive love from me ❤,Hey :(
5180,You get one exclusive love from me ❤,Hey :(,You get one exclusive love from me ❤️
5181,Hey :(,You get one exclusive love from me ❤️,Wow thank you that actually made my day! ❤️ 
5182,You get one exclusive love from me ❤️,Wow thank you that actually made my day! ❤️ ,I'm glad! You deserve it! 
5183,Then its not special if everyone gets it :(,You get one exclusive love from me ❤,r/wholesomememes
5184,Everybody get's a love ❤️❤️❤️,Then its not special if everyone gets it :(,"It's special BECAUSE everyone gets it, because usually not everyone does."
5185,I'm sending all my love to...,"First! I get all the love!  Yay!

Yes, I'm pathetic.

Derrière vous!","&gt; Derrière vous!

Does that mean Butt You?"
5186,"First! I get all the love!  Yay!

Yes, I'm pathetic.

Derrière vous!","&gt; Derrière vous!

Does that mean Butt You?","No, I was lied to.
"
5187,"&gt; Derrière vous!

Does that mean Butt You?","No, I was lied to.
",Vous avez un joli derrière
5188,I'm sending all my love to...,&lt;3,&lt;3
5189,&lt;3,&lt;3,*&lt;3*
5190,I'm sending all my love to...,"Thanks, it is a happy Monday! I got my first kiss today and it was pretty dang great.",*How was it exactly?*
5191,"Thanks, it is a happy Monday! I got my first kiss today and it was pretty dang great.",*How was it exactly?*,"I mean...kind of awkward, but good. He sort of bounced his face off mine but I liked it. "
5192,I'm sending all my love to...,Thanks. I really needed this &lt;3,"*Hey, I hope you have a great day! &lt;3*"
5193,Thanks. I really needed this &lt;3,"*Hey, I hope you have a great day! &lt;3*","Thanks, you too :)"
5194,Anyone else feeling sad?,I hope you feel much better🤗,I do! Thank you. I hope your week is awesome!
5195,I hope you feel much better🤗,I do! Thank you. I hope your week is awesome!,You too
5196,Nobody will talk to me,I'm here daily if you'd like to chat.,Hello from Vancouver also!
5197,I'm here daily if you'd like to chat.,Hello from Vancouver also!,Hello! Just waking up...
5198,Hello from Vancouver also!,Hello! Just waking up...,At 2:30?
5199,Hello! Just waking up...,At 2:30?,"Alarm is set for 3am, but rarely ever sleep to the alarm. I have to be at work by 4:15."
5200,Hello! Just waking up...,At 2:30?,What has you up at this hour?
5201,At 2:30?,What has you up at this hour?,"I usually have trouble sleeping, and reddits no help."
5202,Nobody will talk to me,You watching the Oscars?,Nope. I don't have cable lol
5203,You watching the Oscars?,Nope. I don't have cable lol,"Dang. Well, see any good movies recently?"
5204,Asked a guy out for the first time ever,Gets a lot easier after awhile.  No is just a word.,"No is just a word, but rejection is still a pain, surely?"
5205,Gets a lot easier after awhile.  No is just a word.,"No is just a word, but rejection is still a pain, surely?",Yeah but the pain goes away. Pain always goes away unless it's cancer or something.
5206,Asked a guy out for the first time ever,Hopefully you two can stay as friends at least? Hope you'll feel better soon.,"Haha maybe, but I feel like it would be too awkward going forward"
5207,Hopefully you two can stay as friends at least? Hope you'll feel better soon.,"Haha maybe, but I feel like it would be too awkward going forward","OP, don't settle for anything less"
5208,Do you ever have ideas so stupid they haunt you?,"Hey man if it helps. I thought that was funny.

Meming ergo sum",If one person laughs it's worth it. ;)
5209,"Hey man if it helps. I thought that was funny.

Meming ergo sum",If one person laughs it's worth it. ;),"I laughed too. Meme on, friend."
5210,Do you ever have ideas so stupid they haunt you?,"What do you get if you combine the colour yellow and the colour blue?

*Yellue!*",I love it!
5211,"What do you get if you combine the colour yellow and the colour blue?

*Yellue!*",I love it!,"Wait, there is more.

*Blullow*"
5212,I love it!,"Wait, there is more.

*Blullow*",Blow.
5213,"Tell me something good that happened today for you, no matter how exception or mundane. I'll start!",a friend came over for dinner BUT I'M OUTTA TIME AND ALL I GOT IS FOUR MINUTES...,Ah cliffhanger!
5214,a friend came over for dinner BUT I'M OUTTA TIME AND ALL I GOT IS FOUR MINUTES...,Ah cliffhanger!,TO SAVE THE WORLD! duh. thicky thicky..
5215,What should I know about you?,"I'm very open to any type of music, except post rock.",You gave country a pass?!
5216,"I'm very open to any type of music, except post rock.",You gave country a pass?!,HAHA yeah! Some older country is okay. I listen to Kenny Rogers every now and then :P
5217,You gave country a pass?!,HAHA yeah! Some older country is okay. I listen to Kenny Rogers every now and then :P,Can't go wrong with the outlaws.
5218,What should I know about you?,"I'm very open to any type of music, except post rock.","*Oh, man... I love Post-rock.*"
5219,"I'm very open to any type of music, except post rock.","*Oh, man... I love Post-rock.*",That's cool haha. To each their own
5220,What should I know about you?,I feel attracted to my professors.,Just an attraction? Or has any closer contact been made?
5221,I feel attracted to my professors.,Just an attraction? Or has any closer contact been made?,I wish I could make a closer contact.  ._.
5222,What should I know about you?,I like foreign language music ,Drop your favorite song
5223,I like foreign language music ,Drop your favorite song,Debbie Rockt! Egal Was Ist 
5224,Anything exciting coming up?,I'm hyped for the new King Kong.,There's a new King Kong??
5225,I'm hyped for the new King Kong.,There's a new King Kong??,"Yeah, it's coming out march 10."
5226,There's a new King Kong??,"Yeah, it's coming out march 10.","Nice! I'll have to go look up a trailer!
"
5227,There's a new King Kong??,"Yeah, it's coming out march 10.",Holy crap that looks really good!! I'll have to see that one in theaters! 
5228,"Yeah, it's coming out march 10.",Holy crap that looks really good!! I'll have to see that one in theaters! ,"I know right! 2005 King Kong was great, I don't see why people hate it."
5229,Anything exciting coming up?,I'm going to see my favorite band next weekend. I missed them last year.,Lucky!! Who are they? 
5230,I'm going to see my favorite band next weekend. I missed them last year.,Lucky!! Who are they? ,"Amaranthe.

I'm really excited"
5231,Anything exciting coming up?,Trainspotting 2!,"Pardon my ignorance, but what's that? "
5232,Trainspotting 2!,"Pardon my ignorance, but what's that? ","*gasp* 

It's a tale about heroin addicts 20 years after the first one. Quite excited. "
5233,"Pardon my ignorance, but what's that? ","*gasp* 

It's a tale about heroin addicts 20 years after the first one. Quite excited. ",Oh! That sounds exciting!! 
5234,"*gasp* 

It's a tale about heroin addicts 20 years after the first one. Quite excited. ",Oh! That sounds exciting!! ,It is! First one gets better with every viewing.
5235,Oh! That sounds exciting!! ,It is! First one gets better with every viewing.,I'll have to give it a watch!! 
5236,It is! First one gets better with every viewing.,I'll have to give it a watch!! ,Be careful though - the first half is odd and confusing. 
5237,My dad gave me $300 to go out and buy new cloths. I apparently wear too much black...,"*Hey, I wear black all the time... but maybe it's because I am depressed.*","""Blacker than the Blackest Black times infinity"" -Nathan Explosion"
5238,"*Hey, I wear black all the time... but maybe it's because I am depressed.*","""Blacker than the Blackest Black times infinity"" -Nathan Explosion","*""I wear black on the outside, 'cos black is how I  feel on the inside...""* "
5239,"""Blacker than the Blackest Black times infinity"" -Nathan Explosion","*""I wear black on the outside, 'cos black is how I  feel on the inside...""* ",Nothing wrong with that if you're black
5240,Where do you genuinely feel at home? (and why),Tyne castle park. Gorgie in general actually.,Here we go 2 in a row!!
5241,Tyne castle park. Gorgie in general actually.,Here we go 2 in a row!!,Ye fae the toon yer sel likes?
5242,How are you feeling?,"T R A S H
R
A
S
H

I made a post on here about why a little earlier today.",It was removed :/ something about a roommate problem though right?
5243,"T R A S H
R
A
S
H

I made a post on here about why a little earlier today.",It was removed :/ something about a roommate problem though right?,"That's annoying, this sub is weird. Yeah basically me being a big baby. "
5244,I just had grilled cheese sandwich for the first time and it was amazing!,put ham on it boiiii,*Why?*
5245,put ham on it boiiii,*Why?*,ITS GOOD
5246,I just had grilled cheese sandwich for the first time and it was amazing!,r/grilledcheese,"*Wow, this sub exists.*"
5247,r/grilledcheese,"*Wow, this sub exists.*",Just don't you DARE post a picture of a melt on there. 
5248,r/grilledcheese,"*Wow, this sub exists.*",r/wowthissubexists
5249,I just had grilled cheese sandwich for the first time and it was amazing!,Crepes.,"You mean, really thin pancakes?"
5250,Crepes.,"You mean, really thin pancakes?",Yes sir buddy😀😊☺
5251,I just had grilled cheese sandwich for the first time and it was amazing!,/r/grilledcheese would like a word with you ,*What are they going to tell me?*
5252,/r/grilledcheese would like a word with you ,*What are they going to tell me?*,"Probably that I'm an asshole, really they just want you to come for further inspiration  "
5253,I just had grilled cheese sandwich for the first time and it was amazing!,"You know you have to have tomato soup with that, right?",*Why?*
5254,"You know you have to have tomato soup with that, right?",*Why?*,Just...trust us.
5255,"You know you have to have tomato soup with that, right?",*Why?*,You dip your sandwich in it. 
5256,*Why?*,You dip your sandwich in it. ,*Interesting...*
5257,You dip your sandwich in it. ,*Interesting...*,Do this on a cool or winter day as well
5258,You dip your sandwich in it. ,*Interesting...*,This makes me weirdly happy.
5259,"You know you have to have tomato soup with that, right?",*Why?*,Because it's the *only* way to eat it. It's like pairing wine with your meal.
5260,*Why?*,Because it's the *only* way to eat it. It's like pairing wine with your meal.,*I don't drink wine... I'm only 18.*
5261,Because it's the *only* way to eat it. It's like pairing wine with your meal.,*I don't drink wine... I'm only 18.*,Then just something else to look forward to. No age restrictions on tomato soup tho!
5262,Because it's the *only* way to eat it. It's like pairing wine with your meal.,*I don't drink wine... I'm only 18.*,That's the legal drinking age here! 
5263,*I don't drink wine... I'm only 18.*,That's the legal drinking age here! ,*Where is here?*
5264,That's the legal drinking age here! ,*Where is here?*,"Alberta, Canada "
5265,What do you think the greatest pleasure in life is?,"Security.  

If you have a secure job, secure home and a secure family it feels so content.",/r/absolutrlynotmeirl
5266,"Security.  

If you have a secure job, secure home and a secure family it feels so content.",/r/absolutrlynotmeirl,Username checks out.
5267,What do you think the greatest pleasure in life is?,"To crush my enemies, to see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women. ","There it is, I was looking for this response."
5268,"To crush my enemies, to see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women. ","There it is, I was looking for this response.",*Fist bump*
5269,What do you believe in?,"Not much, that's also why I don't have much to lose these days.",Well what much is there for you? :) and can't it be said there is also not much to gain?
5270,"Not much, that's also why I don't have much to lose these days.",Well what much is there for you? :) and can't it be said there is also not much to gain?,[removed]
5271,What do you believe in?,tangibility,What kind of proof are you talking about?
5272,tangibility,What kind of proof are you talking about?,"If you can't prove something to me, if there's no tangibility, why should I believe it?"
5273,What kind of proof are you talking about?,"If you can't prove something to me, if there's no tangibility, why should I believe it?",Well I guess that is were faith comes in right? 
5274,Tell me about your username.,"I really, really, just want gold for once.",Down voted 
5275,"I really, really, just want gold for once.",Down voted ,😢
5276,Tell me about your username.,I'm fat and im in denial.,Cartman?
5277,I'm fat and im in denial.,Cartman?,God damn it kyle dont you see im undercover!!! Just for once dont ruin my fun
5278,Tell me about your username.,Uh... ,Lmao. Surely you're an above average slut. 
5279,Uh... ,Lmao. Surely you're an above average slut. ,Im kinda neither now. Im both pregnant and married. Haha
5280,Lmao. Surely you're an above average slut. ,Im kinda neither now. Im both pregnant and married. Haha,I love a happy ending.
5281,My GoFundMe just got fully funded!,I hope you choke on that ice cream.,Why? That's mean. 
5282,I hope you choke on that ice cream.,Why? That's mean. ,Sarcasm^ hence my name... 
5283,My GoFundMe just got fully funded!,"Gofundme will take $3 of that. Also, buy cheaper ice cream.","I know that gofundme will take $2 or $3 or that, hence why I made it $7."
5284,"Gofundme will take $3 of that. Also, buy cheaper ice cream.","I know that gofundme will take $2 or $3 or that, hence why I made it $7.",I see.
5285,"Gofundme will take $3 of that. Also, buy cheaper ice cream.","I know that gofundme will take $2 or $3 or that, hence why I made it $7.",4$ ice cream?
5286,Lets compliment each other!,I appreciate you :),I appreciate YOU! You are so sweet!
5287,I appreciate you :),I appreciate YOU! You are so sweet!,Thank you :) what inspired you to do this?
5288,Lets compliment each other!,I LIKE FRENCH FRIES ,Is there a particular restaurant you like that serves the best fries? :) 
5289,I LIKE FRENCH FRIES ,Is there a particular restaurant you like that serves the best fries? :) ,McDonald's 100% hahaha 
5290,Is there a particular restaurant you like that serves the best fries? :) ,McDonald's 100% hahaha ,Their fries are pretty amazing hahaha
5291,Lets compliment each other!,u/MisterDrProf is best mod!,/u/MisterDrProf is also a super awesome friend :D &lt;3
5292,u/MisterDrProf is best mod!,/u/MisterDrProf is also a super awesome friend :D &lt;3,:D Dory! You're the best and also are awesome! 
5293,Lets compliment each other!,Life is good my friend.,Awesome! Youmare fantastic and i hope you have an amazing weekend!
5294,Life is good my friend.,Awesome! Youmare fantastic and i hope you have an amazing weekend!,Thank you. You are far too kind.
5295,Awesome! Youmare fantastic and i hope you have an amazing weekend!,Thank you. You are far too kind.,You too!
5296,What are your favourite and least favourite sports?,"Love swimming running frisbee, dislike football",Is that watching or playing? And which football?
5297,"Love swimming running frisbee, dislike football",Is that watching or playing? And which football?,Playing!  Only time i watch sports usually is big tournmants or olympics 
5298,What are your favourite and least favourite sports?,I used to swim a lot. Then I changed states and I couldn't do it anymore because I was alone.,"Tbh with you, I have actually never learnt to swim. "
5299,I used to swim a lot. Then I changed states and I couldn't do it anymore because I was alone.,"Tbh with you, I have actually never learnt to swim. ",You should one day! It's so relaxing and fun. You can totally escape everything by swimming.
5300,What are your favourite and least favourite sports?,"I like to watch Pool, and Bowling, and Nascar, and Tennis.","Interesting mix, what kind of bowling is that?"
5301,"I like to watch Pool, and Bowling, and Nascar, and Tennis.","Interesting mix, what kind of bowling is that?",Just regular I don't really like the trick shot bowling that much.
5302,"Interesting mix, what kind of bowling is that?",Just regular I don't really like the trick shot bowling that much.,10 pin or crown green?
5303,Just regular I don't really like the trick shot bowling that much.,10 pin or crown green?,10 Pin.
5304,Give me an opinion you feel strongly on and I'll do my best to argue against it.,"The only things we have in life is others, and time.",Well I have my thoughts.
5305,"The only things we have in life is others, and time.",Well I have my thoughts.,"I consider those 'you', or at least part of oneself."
5306,I went on a 30 minute run today.,I dont think I could even run 3 minutes.,"I'm pretty sure if I ever had to run for my life, I'd be dead."
5307,I dont think I could even run 3 minutes.,"I'm pretty sure if I ever had to run for my life, I'd be dead.",How much do you weigh?
5308,"CC, what can you talk about for hours?",National borders and vexillology.,"i gotta ask , whats a vexillology"
5309,National borders and vexillology.,"i gotta ask , whats a vexillology",Flags n' shit
5310,"CC, what can you talk about for hours?",National borders and vexillology.,"Vexillology is awesome, I may or may not have 7 flags in my room. "
5311,National borders and vexillology.,"Vexillology is awesome, I may or may not have 7 flags in my room. ",Which ones?
5312,"CC, what can you talk about for hours?","Sports, TV shows, hip hop ",Which sports do you follow?
5313,"Sports, TV shows, hip hop ",Which sports do you follow?,"Basketball and football, mostly. Baseball, boxing and MMA to a much lesser extent. "
5314,"So, what video games have you been playing lately?",I just found out about World of Tanks for PS4.  It's so great.  ,Just tank on tank warfare? 
5315,I just found out about World of Tanks for PS4.  It's so great.  ,Just tank on tank warfare? ,Yessir.  The simple games can be the best.  
5316,What song have you been playing on repeat lately?,Bad religion- honest goodbye ,I haven't heard that song in so long! Listening now. Thanks!
5317,Bad religion- honest goodbye ,I haven't heard that song in so long! Listening now. Thanks!,Haha! Glad to be the reminder. 
5318,I wonder how many posts on Reddit are completely made up,"All of them, including yours",Lol which one?
5319,"All of them, including yours",Lol which one?,All of them!
5320,"All of them, including yours",Lol which one?,"This one, idk. I was joking"
5321,I wonder how many posts on Reddit are completely made up,Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. ,"- Donald Trump

- Michael Scott"
5322,Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. ,"- Donald Trump

- Michael Scott",- Michael Scott
5323,Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. ,"- Donald Trump

- Michael Scott","*Absolutely fantastic, great guy, you'll love him!*"
5324,Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. ,"- Donald Trump

- Michael Scott",Lance Stephenson
5325,I wonder how many posts on Reddit are completely made up,You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies? ,I know right? Inconceivable!
5326,You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies? ,I know right? Inconceivable!,"I'll just blame trump, oh wait wrong sub.. "
5327,I got accepted to college!,Nice! What program? ,Commerce. Don't know what area yet
5328,Nice! What program? ,Commerce. Don't know what area yet,Nice! I'm in accounting. 
5329,Commerce. Don't know what area yet,Nice! I'm in accounting. ,How do you like it? 
5330,I got accepted to college!,I got my permit today.,What's the permit for?
5331,I got my permit today.,What's the permit for?,Driving.
5332,Just got dumped today. Anything to lighten up my mood?,I've never had a girlfriend so things could be worse...,"Dude, time will come, you'll get one!"
5333,I've never had a girlfriend so things could be worse...,"Dude, time will come, you'll get one!",I might have believed you 5 years ago. But nobody wants someone my age with no experience. 
5334,the wednesday questions - 5 of 'em,"1. Because I like it

2. Yes

3. No

4. Germany

5. Yes!",what do you like?
5335,"1. Because I like it

2. Yes

3. No

4. Germany

5. Yes!",what do you like?,Physics :)
5336,what do you like?,Physics :),bluuuuargh science
5337,Physics :),bluuuuargh science,Aw :(
5338,bluuuuargh science,Aw :(,hahah jk ur too smart for me is all
5339,Aw :(,hahah jk ur too smart for me is all,"Nah, I have no idea what I'm doing"
5340,hahah jk ur too smart for me is all,"Nah, I have no idea what I'm doing",aye join the club!
5341,"Nah, I have no idea what I'm doing",aye join the club!,Where do I sign?
5342,"I just had to call the police for the first time ever, because a kid with a hammer just tried to attack my cat.",999? Where are you?,England.
5343,999? Where are you?,England.,ahh ok!
5344,"I just had to call the police for the first time ever, because a kid with a hammer just tried to attack my cat.","Install cameras 

What color were the kids",Cameras are a good idea. And they were white.
5345,"Install cameras 

What color were the kids",Cameras are a good idea. And they were white.,Wow that is just shocking..
5346,Cameras are a good idea. And they were white.,Wow that is just shocking..,Why... Would it have been less shocking if they weren't white?
5347,Wow that is just shocking..,Why... Would it have been less shocking if they weren't white?,Statistics mostly.
5348,Why... Would it have been less shocking if they weren't white?,Statistics mostly.,Are you a racist?
5349,Statistics mostly.,Are you a racist?,Are statistics racist?
5350,Are you a racist?,Are statistics racist?,"Nope, but assuming they weren't white is."
5351,"I just had to call the police for the first time ever, because a kid with a hammer just tried to attack my cat.","""Casual"" converversation. lol",Yeah.... I didn't really know where else to talk about it.
5352,"""Casual"" converversation. lol",Yeah.... I didn't really know where else to talk about it.,Ya thats cool.
5353,"I just had to call the police for the first time ever, because a kid with a hammer just tried to attack my cat.",I'm not sure I could let my cat outside unsupervised after that. I'd need closure of some kind.,Yeah we're only letting her in the back garden now.
5354,I'm not sure I could let my cat outside unsupervised after that. I'd need closure of some kind.,Yeah we're only letting her in the back garden now.,"That's much fun long term, and might be hard to police."
5355,I jusy found the tablet I lost a year and a half ago. Guess where it was?,Why was it in your sock drawer and did you discover any other treasures there?,"Nothing new. Don't remember putting it there, can't imagine why it was."
5356,Why was it in your sock drawer and did you discover any other treasures there?,"Nothing new. Don't remember putting it there, can't imagine why it was.",I'm always putting shit in weird places in my sleep. My favorite spot seems to be the oven
5357,"Nothing new. Don't remember putting it there, can't imagine why it was.",I'm always putting shit in weird places in my sleep. My favorite spot seems to be the oven,Same. I was cleaning once and somehow left my phone in the oven. 
5358,"Nothing new. Don't remember putting it there, can't imagine why it was.",I'm always putting shit in weird places in my sleep. My favorite spot seems to be the oven,That sounds mildly horrifying
5359,I'm always putting shit in weird places in my sleep. My favorite spot seems to be the oven,That sounds mildly horrifying,Luckily I haven't had any disasters in regards to this. 
5360,"Nothing new. Don't remember putting it there, can't imagine why it was.",I'm always putting shit in weird places in my sleep. My favorite spot seems to be the oven,I hope you don't turn it on to preheat.
5361,I'm always putting shit in weird places in my sleep. My favorite spot seems to be the oven,I hope you don't turn it on to preheat.,How else would he preheat it? 
5362,"Nothing new. Don't remember putting it there, can't imagine why it was.",I'm always putting shit in weird places in my sleep. My favorite spot seems to be the oven,That made me laugh harder than it should have..
5363,Why was it in your sock drawer and did you discover any other treasures there?,"Nothing new. Don't remember putting it there, can't imagine why it was.","Someone stole it, felt guilty, then put it back in a hard to find place! Classic move."
5364,Why was it in your sock drawer and did you discover any other treasures there?,"Nothing new. Don't remember putting it there, can't imagine why it was.","If you're anything like my mom, you were probably hiding it from my brother. "
5365,Why was it in your sock drawer and did you discover any other treasures there?,"Nothing new. Don't remember putting it there, can't imagine why it was.",do you smoke? 
5366,"Nothing new. Don't remember putting it there, can't imagine why it was.",do you smoke? ,Never have
5367,I jusy found the tablet I lost a year and a half ago. Guess where it was?,Why was it in your sock drawer and did you discover any other treasures there?,I remember what I kept in my sock drawer when I was a teenager... ;-)
5368,Why was it in your sock drawer and did you discover any other treasures there?,I remember what I kept in my sock drawer when I was a teenager... ;-),Pocket knives and yogioh cards.... 
5369,I jusy found the tablet I lost a year and a half ago. Guess where it was?,My dad had lost his for about 3 weeks. It was sitting on the fucking treadmill haha,Another reason to keep exercising! 
5370,My dad had lost his for about 3 weeks. It was sitting on the fucking treadmill haha,Another reason to keep exercising! ,Or a warning to never start.
5371,I jusy found the tablet I lost a year and a half ago. Guess where it was?,"The old one can be your ""reddit tablet"".",Reddit is for all devices
5372,"The old one can be your ""reddit tablet"".",Reddit is for all devices,"I know, but this one is exclusive."
5373,"I found out that one of my co-workers actually care about my love life, or lack thereof",I think she likes you &lt;3,I think she likes me but not like that haha. She's engaged :P
5374,I think she likes you &lt;3,I think she likes me but not like that haha. She's engaged :P,I see. Keep fishing right. FYI I have no love life either. 
5375,I think she likes you &lt;3,I think she likes me but not like that haha. She's engaged :P,See if she has a friend to set you up with
5376,I think she likes me but not like that haha. She's engaged :P,See if she has a friend to set you up with,Haha I think I'd be too shy to ask xD
5377,"I found out that one of my co-workers actually care about my love life, or lack thereof",I just drank all night. That's pretty much what I do these days.,Aww why? 
5378,I just drank all night. That's pretty much what I do these days.,Aww why? ,Major depression is a real bitch.
5379,Aww why? ,Major depression is a real bitch.,I bet it is :( I hope you get better though
5380,Major depression is a real bitch.,I bet it is :( I hope you get better though,Thanks. I hope so too.
5381,I bet it is :( I hope you get better though,Thanks. I hope so too.,You got this! :)
5382,Have any albums to recommend?,"Business as usual - men at work 
",Do you come from a land down under? 
5383,"Business as usual - men at work 
",Do you come from a land down under? ,Do the women glow and the men plunder?
5384,Opinions on the color #99FFFF,I like it. Makes me think of those pictures of houses by the ocean. ,**a e s t h e t i c**
5385,I like it. Makes me think of those pictures of houses by the ocean. ,**a e s t h e t i c**, I know seapunk is a thinf but I'm not really sure how that relates to a house near the ocean 
5386,"So, I got carded to see a rated R movie today. I'm 25.",What movie was it?,A Cure for Wellness. Strange movie.
5387,What movie was it?,A Cure for Wellness. Strange movie.,Would you recommend it?
5388,"So, I got carded to see a rated R movie today. I'm 25.",People have said that I look as young as 19. I'm 24.,Do you like looking younger?
5389,People have said that I look as young as 19. I'm 24.,Do you like looking younger?,"Not especially, but I know it will be for my benefit when I'm older."
5390,"So, I got carded to see a rated R movie today. I'm 25.",You'll regret wanting it when your old.,I really doubt that. It's extremely frustrating having people treat you like a teenager. 
5391,You'll regret wanting it when your old.,I really doubt that. It's extremely frustrating having people treat you like a teenager. ,Are you a guy or a girl?
5392,I really doubt that. It's extremely frustrating having people treat you like a teenager. ,Are you a guy or a girl?,I'm a woman.
5393,Are you a guy or a girl?,I'm a woman.,How young do you look? Would pedophiles be into you? (Sorry if that sounds rude).
5394,"So, I got carded to see a rated R movie today. I'm 25.",I got carded to buy beer today.  I'm 44.  ,Was the waiter fishing for tips? A friend once told me she does that all the time. 
5395,I got carded to buy beer today.  I'm 44.  ,Was the waiter fishing for tips? A friend once told me she does that all the time. ,Was a bouncer at a bar
5396,Was the waiter fishing for tips? A friend once told me she does that all the time. ,Was a bouncer at a bar,Oh shit! Thats pretty cool.
5397,Deleted every social media account I had a week ago. Let's talk!,How are you on reddit then ?,It's not social. 
5398,How are you on reddit then ?,It's not social. ,So you ment Whatsapp and Facebook ?
5399,What are you planning to do on your Sunday?,I'm working today,Eeeeyyyyy!!! Me too!!!
5400,I'm working today,Eeeeyyyyy!!! Me too!!!,"Holla! But, I work from home. So it's mostly Pandora and smoking pot until a ticket comes in. "
5401,Eeeeyyyyy!!! Me too!!!,"Holla! But, I work from home. So it's mostly Pandora and smoking pot until a ticket comes in. ",Oh well....so do I. -_-
5402,"Holla! But, I work from home. So it's mostly Pandora and smoking pot until a ticket comes in. ",Oh well....so do I. -_-,Dope! Isn't it nice?
5403,What are you planning to do on your Sunday?,I'm working today,[removed]
5404,I'm working today,[removed],"Yes, I work in retail and weekends are usually the busiest times of the week! "
5405,What are you planning to do on your Sunday?,Work at half 4 (45 minutes) finish at 10pm probably. Love Sundays. What are you doing op? ,"Good luck at work. I'd hate to work on Sunday. 

I am packing for a 2 week trip!"
5406,Work at half 4 (45 minutes) finish at 10pm probably. Love Sundays. What are you doing op? ,"Good luck at work. I'd hate to work on Sunday. 

I am packing for a 2 week trip!","Used to it all my working life. 

Oo have fun! "
5407,What are you planning to do on your Sunday?,My sunday is 10 minutes away from being over haha,You just live on the other side of the world nooo. Happy Monday!
5408,My sunday is 10 minutes away from being over haha,You just live on the other side of the world nooo. Happy Monday!,Monday funday
5409,What are you planning to do on your Sunday?,Laundry and reading 'In Cold Blood'  ,That is such a great book ! Have you read it before ? 
5410,Laundry and reading 'In Cold Blood'  ,That is such a great book ! Have you read it before ? ,I have not. I'm very excited. 
5411,That is such a great book ! Have you read it before ? ,I have not. I'm very excited. ,Enjoy :)
5412,What are you planning to do on your Sunday?,Was gonna go hiking but went out last night and woke up way to late this morning ,"Random person, I'LL GO HIKING! I've never been"
5413,Was gonna go hiking but went out last night and woke up way to late this morning ,"Random person, I'LL GO HIKING! I've never been","Yeah me either, I just felt like it'd be nice to spend the day outside or something"
5414,What are you planning to do on your Sunday?,planning to have a beer and nice sleep ,Sleep sounds amazing right now. Enjoy your day!
5415,planning to have a beer and nice sleep ,Sleep sounds amazing right now. Enjoy your day!,thanks...
5416,What are you planning to do on your Sunday?,figure out the logistics of getting divorced.,I'm so sorry :/ Best luck to you 
5417,figure out the logistics of getting divorced.,I'm so sorry :/ Best luck to you ,Its amicable but still very shitty.
5418,I'm starting to think CasualConversation is the new Portland...,Does portland really have an outlandish mayer like the one in portlandia? ,I've never seen Portlandia.
5419,Does portland really have an outlandish mayer like the one in portlandia? ,I've never seen Portlandia.,"wow
"
5420,I've never seen Portlandia.,"wow
","I know, I suck."
5421,"wow
","I know, I suck.",happy cake day
5422,"I know, I suck.",happy cake day,Thanks fam.
5423,Just finished Master of None season 2,Is the whole season in italian and black and white? I couldnt get through the first episode...,No. Keep watching. 
5424,Is the whole season in italian and black and white? I couldnt get through the first episode...,No. Keep watching. ,Okay good ill put it back on lol. I switched over to malcolm in the middle tho
5425,No. Keep watching. ,Okay good ill put it back on lol. I switched over to malcolm in the middle tho,"Lol. If you come back to master of none, start on season 1 "
5426,Okay good ill put it back on lol. I switched over to malcolm in the middle tho,"Lol. If you come back to master of none, start on season 1 ",I already watched season 1
5427,Just finished Master of None season 2,"Alright, I'm not the only one that watches.",No friend! I even binged it last night at midnight!
5428,"Alright, I'm not the only one that watches.",No friend! I even binged it last night at midnight!,Well damn 
5429,"Alright, I'm not the only one that watches.",No friend! I even binged it last night at midnight!,1:30am for me B)
5430,Just finished Master of None season 2,Nipplesandtoes23,Is that nipples N toes 23 or nipples &amp; toes 23?
5431,Nipplesandtoes23,Is that nipples N toes 23 or nipples &amp; toes 23?,"No it's the word ""Nipples"" and the word ""and"" A-N-D, ""toes23"""
5432,Coca-Cola vs Pepsi?,Water,Hi 5
5433,Water,Hi 5,Hi-C
5434,Water,Hi 5,"No, get out"
5435,Coca-Cola vs Pepsi?,Coke all the way. No one can convince me Pepsi is better. No one. ,Pepsi is better. 
5436,Coke all the way. No one can convince me Pepsi is better. No one. ,Pepsi is better. ,Lies. 
5437,Pepsi is better. ,Lies. ,Well I tried and failed.
5438,"""Falling in love"" is a foreign concept to me. How do you know you are in love?","For me, it was when cheesy love songs started to make a lot more sense. ",Like Taylor Swift songs?
5439,"For me, it was when cheesy love songs started to make a lot more sense. ",Like Taylor Swift songs?,"Eh, I don't really listen to her. "
5440,"""Falling in love"" is a foreign concept to me. How do you know you are in love?",When the thought of being without her was so horrible that it made me want to vomit. ,wow. that strong?
5441,When the thought of being without her was so horrible that it made me want to vomit. ,wow. that strong?,Yep. When I look at her I can't think of anything or anyone else I'd rather be with. 
5442,"""Falling in love"" is a foreign concept to me. How do you know you are in love?","Nice try, cyborg.","WHAT ARE YOU SAING? I'M AS HUMAN AS YOU ARE, FELLOW HUMAN."
5443,"Nice try, cyborg.","WHAT ARE YOU SAING? I'M AS HUMAN AS YOU ARE, FELLOW HUMAN.",/r/totallynotrobots
5444,Gotta love Saturday nights,"I work saturdays till midnight :(

But at least you have fun :)",Ayy at least you get $$$ I can't even get that yet until I go into Vocational Rehab :P
5445,"I work saturdays till midnight :(

But at least you have fun :)",Ayy at least you get $$$ I can't even get that yet until I go into Vocational Rehab :P,"Oh, well good luck with that. Also what games are you playing?"
5446,Gotta love Saturday nights,I watched Doctor Strange and really liked it! Also took a nice afternoon nap.,"I never watched that, is it out on digital music stores?"
5447,I watched Doctor Strange and really liked it! Also took a nice afternoon nap.,"I never watched that, is it out on digital music stores?","I picked it up from a Redbox, so probably!"
5448,"I never watched that, is it out on digital music stores?","I picked it up from a Redbox, so probably!","Ah alright, I'll see in my Google Play Movies and TV app :D"
5449,"I picked it up from a Redbox, so probably!","Ah alright, I'll see in my Google Play Movies and TV app :D",Cool!
5450,"Ah alright, I'll see in my Google Play Movies and TV app :D",Cool!,Yep :) Do you have Android or iPhone?
5451,Cool!,Yep :) Do you have Android or iPhone?,"I have an iphone! I like how simple the UI is, I'm not very tech savvy. What about you?"
5452,Episode Four of the Casual Conversation Podcast!,Heya ! How do I listen to it ? The RSS link brings me to a code page...,The blue Link that says link click that 
5453,Heya ! How do I listen to it ? The RSS link brings me to a code page...,The blue Link that says link click that ,[removed]
5454,The blue Link that says link click that ,[removed],Thats bizzare it opens SoundCloud for me lemme.edit 
5455,[removed],Thats bizzare it opens SoundCloud for me lemme.edit ,Working now :)
5456,Thats bizzare it opens SoundCloud for me lemme.edit ,Working now :),You're welcome :D
5457,Episode Four of the Casual Conversation Podcast!,well if you want a casual conversation perhaps leave the politics,We were simply answering the questions that people gave us from a previous thread.
5458,well if you want a casual conversation perhaps leave the politics,We were simply answering the questions that people gave us from a previous thread.,yeah I get that ... I love the initiative ... but it's not really casual
5459,well if you want a casual conversation perhaps leave the politics,We were simply answering the questions that people gave us from a previous thread.,And how's my username bro/favorite CC mod doing? 
5460,"its saturday night. tell me one thing, and only ONE thing, about your IDEAL partner. we try and work out from that what it says about you!",I need sarcasm in my life.  Someone who can give as well as they get. ,the sass queen (or king) is a golden trophy. i hope you find them!¬
5461,I need sarcasm in my life.  Someone who can give as well as they get. ,the sass queen (or king) is a golden trophy. i hope you find them!¬,"Oh, I have.  We've been together nearly six years now."
5462,"its saturday night. tell me one thing, and only ONE thing, about your IDEAL partner. we try and work out from that what it says about you!",Someone who wants to share my hobbies with me.,thats passionate and good. keeop it 
5463,Someone who wants to share my hobbies with me.,thats passionate and good. keeop it ,I am pretty sure they don't exist at this point.
5464,"My husband calls socks, underwear and the like ""small clothes"" and I think it's adorable.",This. Is. So. Fucking. Cute.,"I know! I kept it cool on the outside but on the inside I was like ""eeeeeee!"""
5465,This. Is. So. Fucking. Cute.,"I know! I kept it cool on the outside but on the inside I was like ""eeeeeee!""","That's just so adorable, ugh, I can't even stand it."
5466,"My husband calls socks, underwear and the like ""small clothes"" and I think it's adorable.",Has he recently read the Game of Thrones books? ,Or played Dragon Age?
5467,Has he recently read the Game of Thrones books? ,Or played Dragon Age?,Or Fire Emblem?
5468,Or played Dragon Age?,Or Fire Emblem?,Or Final Fantasy XIV?
5469,"My husband calls socks, underwear and the like ""small clothes"" and I think it's adorable.",Haha that's cute. The first thing that came to my mind after seeing this is 1984's newspeak,"Haven't read 1984 yet, is it worth the read?"
5470,Haha that's cute. The first thing that came to my mind after seeing this is 1984's newspeak,"Haven't read 1984 yet, is it worth the read?",Pretty cool if you like dystopian fiction. I liked it
5471,"Haven't read 1984 yet, is it worth the read?",Pretty cool if you like dystopian fiction. I liked it,I'm on a dystopian kick right now. Just finished Brave New World moving on to Handmaids Tale.
5472,Holy fuckamole the girl I like actually said yes and I'm actually blown away,"Nice, that's never happened In my 25 years of living 😐",Some people go through their whole lives like that.
5473,"Nice, that's never happened In my 25 years of living 😐",Some people go through their whole lives like that.,hahaha
5474,Some people go through their whole lives like that.,hahaha,Hahahaha 💧haha💧ha💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧
5475,Holy fuckamole the girl I like actually said yes and I'm actually blown away,Congratulations!,tfw dinks :3
5476,Congratulations!,tfw dinks :3,Hi bud &lt;3
5477,I'm 22 Yrs old @ home on a Friday night AGAIN. Am I part of the homebody trend? Are you?,I'm 30 and at home. Playing D&amp;D though so I'm being social.,"&gt; Playing D&amp;D though so I'm being social.

That's an oxymoron right?"
5478,I'm 30 and at home. Playing D&amp;D though so I'm being social.,"&gt; Playing D&amp;D though so I'm being social.

That's an oxymoron right?",How? D&amp;d literally requires human interaction and socialization. 
5479,"&gt; Playing D&amp;D though so I'm being social.

That's an oxymoron right?",How? D&amp;d literally requires human interaction and socialization. ,/s
5480,Best albums to listen to?,"The magic Whip - Blur
Favourite Worst Nightmares - Arctic Monkeys
Humanz - Gorillaz",Attic monkeys. A name I have not heard in a long time.
5481,"The magic Whip - Blur
Favourite Worst Nightmares - Arctic Monkeys
Humanz - Gorillaz",Attic monkeys. A name I have not heard in a long time.,"I still love their songs, even tho it's very 2013-14"
5482,Best albums to listen to?,[removed],10/10 album. 
5483,[removed],10/10 album. ,[removed]
5484,What's your favorite gas station snack?,"Soft pretzels, if WaWa ever friggin' brings them back.",What do you like on yours? I like mine with the cinnamon sugar. 
5485,"Soft pretzels, if WaWa ever friggin' brings them back.",What do you like on yours? I like mine with the cinnamon sugar. ,"Straight salt. Their salt is the most interesting texture, all crumbly."
5486,What's your favorite gas station snack?,Peach rings and an icee. da bess bro,What flavor Icee?
5487,Peach rings and an icee. da bess bro,What flavor Icee?,depends on how im feeling that day. 
5488,"Casuals, what's the dating range in your opinion?","I'm 20, probably about 17-23/24",Fair enough! 
5489,"I'm 20, probably about 17-23/24",Fair enough! ,Must be noted the legal age here is 16 and not 18 in case you think I'm a predator haha
5490,Fair enough! ,Must be noted the legal age here is 16 and not 18 in case you think I'm a predator haha,Canada?
5491,Must be noted the legal age here is 16 and not 18 in case you think I'm a predator haha,Canada?,The UK!
5492,Canada?,The UK!,Canada has similiar laws!
5493,"Casuals, what's the dating range in your opinion?",0-0. I have never dated anyone before. ,You'll find someone bud! 😊
5494,0-0. I have never dated anyone before. ,You'll find someone bud! 😊,Everyone says that. I got too many issues with my health for it to happen. 
5495,You'll find someone bud! 😊,Everyone says that. I got too many issues with my health for it to happen. ,Love blooms anywhere so it will happen! Keep faith.
5496,"I've saved up enough money, did all the research and am gonna buy a hamster.",That's awesome. What are you gonna name it?,"Not sure, haha haven't thought about that yet"
5497,That's awesome. What are you gonna name it?,"Not sure, haha haven't thought about that yet",I Vote for Bubbles.
5498,"Not sure, haha haven't thought about that yet",I Vote for Bubbles.,I second this
5499,I Vote for Bubbles.,I second this,Third
5500,I second this,Third,Three and half
5501,"Not sure, haha haven't thought about that yet",I Vote for Bubbles.,Adolph Hamler
5502,"Not sure, haha haven't thought about that yet",I Vote for Bubbles.,I vote beebill
5503,That's awesome. What are you gonna name it?,"Not sure, haha haven't thought about that yet",Agnes or Winston.
5504,That's awesome. What are you gonna name it?,"Not sure, haha haven't thought about that yet",Rex
5505,That's awesome. What are you gonna name it?,"Not sure, haha haven't thought about that yet",Will you update with a pic on a new post and let us vote to name it. Pretty please. 
5506,"Not sure, haha haven't thought about that yet",Will you update with a pic on a new post and let us vote to name it. Pretty please. ,lol ok 
5507,That's awesome. What are you gonna name it?,"Not sure, haha haven't thought about that yet",Hammy?
5508,That's awesome. What are you gonna name it?,"Not sure, haha haven't thought about that yet",Brünhilde
5509,"I've saved up enough money, did all the research and am gonna buy a hamster.",That's awesome. What are you gonna name it?,His name is Greg. 
5510,That's awesome. What are you gonna name it?,His name is Greg. ,Good name!
5511,That's awesome. What are you gonna name it?,His name is Greg. ,Lol! How'd you decide on that?
5512,His name is Greg. ,Lol! How'd you decide on that?,Lol my sister came up with it and it really suited him. 
5513,"I've saved up enough money, did all the research and am gonna buy a hamster.",be careful - don`t drop it ! ,"Lol I won't, I swear "
5514,be careful - don`t drop it ! ,"Lol I won't, I swear ","Also, don't shove it up your ass."
5515,"Lol I won't, I swear ","Also, don't shove it up your ass.",Cmon everyone knows that
5516,"I've saved up enough money, did all the research and am gonna buy a hamster.",Oh i loved my hamster as a kid! You have a named picked out for yours yet?,"Not yet, I feel like it'll kinda tell me it's name. "
5517,Oh i loved my hamster as a kid! You have a named picked out for yours yet?,"Not yet, I feel like it'll kinda tell me it's name. ",adorable squeek it is then
5518,"I've saved up enough money, did all the research and am gonna buy a hamster.",That's awesome ,Thanks!
5519,That's awesome ,Thanks!,You are very welcome 
5520,Happy Friday! Any weekend plans?,I work all weekend at my second job so it will be busy to say the least!!,"What's your job? Good luck, you've got this! "
5521,I work all weekend at my second job so it will be busy to say the least!!,"What's your job? Good luck, you've got this! ",Cashier at walmart. Not a fan of it but it's only temporary until I get back on my feet.
5522,"What's your job? Good luck, you've got this! ",Cashier at walmart. Not a fan of it but it's only temporary until I get back on my feet.,Stay positive about it and you'll do great! 
5523,Cashier at walmart. Not a fan of it but it's only temporary until I get back on my feet.,Stay positive about it and you'll do great! ,"Thank you! I'm going back to school in September so it's only for a couple more months!
"
5524,Stay positive about it and you'll do great! ,"Thank you! I'm going back to school in September so it's only for a couple more months!
",Where do you go to school? 
5525,"Thank you! I'm going back to school in September so it's only for a couple more months!
",Where do you go to school? ,"I will be going to University of Ottawa in Ontario, Canada."
5526,Where do you go to school? ,"I will be going to University of Ottawa in Ontario, Canada.","Cool! Canadas that place with all the doughnuts and the money has holes, right? "
5527,"I will be going to University of Ottawa in Ontario, Canada.","Cool! Canadas that place with all the doughnuts and the money has holes, right? ",No it's the place with poutine and monopoly money for their official currency!
5528,"Cool! Canadas that place with all the doughnuts and the money has holes, right? ",No it's the place with poutine and monopoly money for their official currency!,Oh I didn't think that place was a real country
5529,Happy Friday! Any weekend plans?,Prom and Civ V,Woo-hoo! Civ is a lot of fun
5530,Prom and Civ V,Woo-hoo! Civ is a lot of fun,A little too much fun.  In 24 hours i'll be king of the world!
5531,Happy Friday! Any weekend plans?,"Riding my bike, playing soccer with my friends.",Have fun! 
5532,"Riding my bike, playing soccer with my friends.",Have fun! ,Will do. thanks.
5533,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.","Welp, since the mods took down my post, I'm 18 today.",Happy Birthday!
5534,"Welp, since the mods took down my post, I'm 18 today.",Happy Birthday!,Appreciate it my man
5535,Happy Birthday!,Appreciate it my man,Woman* ;) 
5536,Appreciate it my man,Woman* ;) ,;)
5537,"Welp, since the mods took down my post, I'm 18 today.",Happy Birthday!,Happy r/cakeday!
5538,"Welp, since the mods took down my post, I'm 18 today.",Happy Birthday!,"Happy cakeday, u/fifthchevron."
5539,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",My week was good. Except I accedently shot a paper airplane at my crush,*What was her/his reaction?*
5540,My week was good. Except I accedently shot a paper airplane at my crush,*What was her/his reaction?*,she just laughed.
5541,Unpopular opinion - I prefer Oreo flavour things more than Oreos themselves.,How does it feel to be so wrong,Pretty good 
5542,How does it feel to be so wrong,Pretty good ,"Cool, I was always wrong-curious, glad you've found yourself"
5543,Pretty good ,"Cool, I was always wrong-curious, glad you've found yourself",Being wrong isn't for everyone but I'm glad it works for me 
5544,Unpopular opinion - I prefer Oreo flavour things more than Oreos themselves.,Oreo Cadbury dairy milk is amazing. Would eat over an Oreo. Also Oreo blizzards. ,Oreo blizzards are definitely better than oreos. Agreed.
5545,Oreo Cadbury dairy milk is amazing. Would eat over an Oreo. Also Oreo blizzards. ,Oreo blizzards are definitely better than oreos. Agreed.,One upping with royal oreo blizzards. Heaven. 
5546,Oreo blizzards are definitely better than oreos. Agreed.,One upping with royal oreo blizzards. Heaven. ,"I honestly think royal blizzards are kinda dumb
"
5547,One upping with royal oreo blizzards. Heaven. ,"I honestly think royal blizzards are kinda dumb
",The only one I care about is the oreo one. I really like the fudge they put in it. 
5548,"I honestly think royal blizzards are kinda dumb
",The only one I care about is the oreo one. I really like the fudge they put in it. ,As a dq employee the rolo blizzard will always be my favorite at heart.
5549,Oreo blizzards are definitely better than oreos. Agreed.,One upping with royal oreo blizzards. Heaven. ,YES. Who doesn't like extra chocolate injected into something?
5550,Unpopular opinion - I prefer Oreo flavour things more than Oreos themselves.,"Most of this post just makes me sad. Oreo everything! I even named my cat Oreo, lol!",LOL if you were 17 you would be a match for my son! He's the biggest Oreo fan lol.
5551,"Most of this post just makes me sad. Oreo everything! I even named my cat Oreo, lol!",LOL if you were 17 you would be a match for my son! He's the biggest Oreo fan lol.,25 here but we can be friends! LOL. 
5552,What is your favorite band?,Alabama shakes are awesome. They have a very unique sound. Blues rock is their thing.,"Sound and color is pretty good, first time hearing it was in Mr. Robot. Overall great band! "
5553,Alabama shakes are awesome. They have a very unique sound. Blues rock is their thing.,"Sound and color is pretty good, first time hearing it was in Mr. Robot. Overall great band! ",When were they in Mr. Robot?
5554,What is your favorite band?,Arctic Monkeys,Waiting for the end of that hiatus?
5555,Arctic Monkeys,Waiting for the end of that hiatus?,Soon. Soon.
5556,What is your favorite band?,Pink Floyd,"Me too, whats your favorite album and why? "
5557,Pink Floyd,"Me too, whats your favorite album and why? ",The wall. Because it's one poetry. 
5558,What is your favorite band?,"Sigur ros for sure, followed by Radiohead. ",You are my friend now
5559,"Sigur ros for sure, followed by Radiohead. ",You are my friend now,Haha Sigur Ros and or radio head fan? 
5560,You are my friend now,Haha Sigur Ros and or radio head fan? ,Both!
5561,Haha Sigur Ros and or radio head fan? ,Both!,"Nice, it's not everyday I meet other Sigur ros fans! :)"
5562,"Sigur ros for sure, followed by Radiohead. ",You are my friend now,^What he said
5563,What is your favorite band?,Blink 182,Not OP but how do you like new Blink vs old Blink?
5564,Blink 182,Not OP but how do you like new Blink vs old Blink?,I think its all pretty good. I really like California and Dude Ranch. What about you?
5565,What is your favorite band?,Snarky Puppy,Keyboard solo in Lingus
5566,Snarky Puppy,Keyboard solo in Lingus,Also the sax solo in outlier
5567,What is your favorite band?,Dream Theater .. followed by Big Wreck!,"There's always one Dream Theater fan lol
"
5568,Dream Theater .. followed by Big Wreck!,"There's always one Dream Theater fan lol
","Man, I've been a dedicated follower since 1992 when Images &amp; Words first graced my soul .. "
5569,What is your favorite band?,Currently I'm really into Ghost. ,*Come together...*
5570,Currently I'm really into Ghost. ,*Come together...*,Together as a one :D
5571,Anyone else have a weird addiction?,"Popcorn and cold treats like snow cones, popsicles, etc. Eat them both several times a week.",Sweet or salted?
5572,"Popcorn and cold treats like snow cones, popsicles, etc. Eat them both several times a week.",Sweet or salted?,Salted with nutritional yeast and seasoning!
5573,Sweet or salted?,Salted with nutritional yeast and seasoning!,Nooooo sweet is the best! Haha
5574,Anyone else have a weird addiction?,Reddit is my Addiction lol😂😂😂😅😅😅,I'm slowly getting hooked too 😂
5575,Reddit is my Addiction lol😂😂😂😅😅😅,I'm slowly getting hooked too 😂,Uh oh lol😂😂😂😅😅😅
5576,Vent at me. Get whatever you need to talk about off your mind here,I'm tired! ,I'm starving!
5577,I'm tired! ,I'm starving!,I'm sorry to hear that! 
5578,I'm starving!,I'm sorry to hear that! ,"I'm sorry to hear you are tired!

May you rest in peace."
5579,Vent at me. Get whatever you need to talk about off your mind here,I don't know what we're venting about!!!,I don't know what to tell you!!!
5580,I don't know what we're venting about!!!,I don't know what to tell you!!!,Loud noises!
5581,I don't know what to tell you!!!,Loud noises!,VRROOOOM VROOOM
5582,Vent at me. Get whatever you need to talk about off your mind here,I've been depressed and suicidal and in constant mental pain and suffering for 9 years.,What's it like?
5583,I've been depressed and suicidal and in constant mental pain and suffering for 9 years.,What's it like?,"Depressing, demoralizing and painful, lol."
5584,What's it like?,"Depressing, demoralizing and painful, lol.",Have you tried SSRI's?
5585,Does anyone else subscribe to some subreddits that are totally irrelevant to you?,"I'm subscribed to r/tall. I'm five feet tall, exactly. I should not be there. ","Similarly, I used to be subscribed to both bigdickproblems and smalldickproblems. No idea why."
5586,"I'm subscribed to r/tall. I'm five feet tall, exactly. I should not be there. ","Similarly, I used to be subscribed to both bigdickproblems and smalldickproblems. No idea why.",Why do I get the feeling you don't even have a dick? 😂
5587,"Similarly, I used to be subscribed to both bigdickproblems and smalldickproblems. No idea why.",Why do I get the feeling you don't even have a dick? 😂,"That's what she said 

- r/smalldickproblems"
5588,Does anyone else subscribe to some subreddits that are totally irrelevant to you?,I am Subscribrd to justnoMIL. I am unmarried and single for last 3 years. ,It gives you things to look out for in the future! 
5589,I am Subscribrd to justnoMIL. I am unmarried and single for last 3 years. ,It gives you things to look out for in the future! ,God I hope not. I think I may just stay single lol
5590,Does anyone else subscribe to some subreddits that are totally irrelevant to you?,r/newzealand because of that one time with the fryders,What's fryders?? 
5591,r/newzealand because of that one time with the fryders,What's fryders?? ,Fried spiders 🤗
5592,Tornadoes across my state today. Kind of nervous. What's the weather like where you're at?,"Oklahoma here. So I'm in the path too, here's to hoping for no tornados!!   Stay safe! ","I'm an Oklahoman too! Yes, you stay safe as well and keep your eye out. "
5593,"Oklahoma here. So I'm in the path too, here's to hoping for no tornados!!   Stay safe! ","I'm an Oklahoman too! Yes, you stay safe as well and keep your eye out. ",Eastern or western? 
5594,"Oklahoma here. So I'm in the path too, here's to hoping for no tornados!!   Stay safe! ","I'm an Oklahoman too! Yes, you stay safe as well and keep your eye out. ","/u/nowhatsyourname

"
5595,"I'm an Oklahoman too! Yes, you stay safe as well and keep your eye out. ","/u/nowhatsyourname

",Yes? 
5596,"/u/nowhatsyourname

",Yes? ,"Finished writing my comment, refresh. :)"
5597,Yes? ,"Finished writing my comment, refresh. :)",Replied
5598,Tornadoes across my state today. Kind of nervous. What's the weather like where you're at?,It's a mix of snow and rain here in Colorado ,Yeah isn't it awesome that it was like 80 a few days ago and now it's snowing
5599,It's a mix of snow and rain here in Colorado ,Yeah isn't it awesome that it was like 80 a few days ago and now it's snowing,Lol we had some hail last night too. The flowers SO planted for his mom are now dead 
5600,Tornadoes across my state today. Kind of nervous. What's the weather like where you're at?,It's just cloudy here. It's like 90F but cloudy. It's supposed to rain later this week. ,Yuck. Hot and muggy? 
5601,It's just cloudy here. It's like 90F but cloudy. It's supposed to rain later this week. ,Yuck. Hot and muggy? ,It's not so bad anymore. 
5602,Tornadoes across my state today. Kind of nervous. What's the weather like where you're at?,Same homie. Kansas sucks. Was gonna go flying for my bday but nope shit weather. ,Damn that sucks. Hopefully this weather will pass us soon. 
5603,Same homie. Kansas sucks. Was gonna go flying for my bday but nope shit weather. ,Damn that sucks. Hopefully this weather will pass us soon. ,It's supposed to get shittier for the Wichita area until 3:00am-ish. Hopefully. 
5604,Please talk to me while I'm dealing with an anxiety attack. Please.,"Hey, warrup.

How old are you?",22
5605,"Hey, warrup.

How old are you?",22,"Oh, we are not that far. I'm 26 y.o.

Do you still remember/have a favorite pokemon? "
5606,22,"Oh, we are not that far. I'm 26 y.o.

Do you still remember/have a favorite pokemon? ",Cyndaquil. Got teased as a kid for liking those games 
5607,"Oh, we are not that far. I'm 26 y.o.

Do you still remember/have a favorite pokemon? ",Cyndaquil. Got teased as a kid for liking those games ,"Cyndaquil is so cute! I'm a big fan of Totodile myself, and my best friend loves Chikorita!"
5608,Cyndaquil. Got teased as a kid for liking those games ,"Cyndaquil is so cute! I'm a big fan of Totodile myself, and my best friend loves Chikorita!",Gen 2 is my favorite gen so I have no complaints 
5609,Please talk to me while I'm dealing with an anxiety attack. Please.,What kind of music or movies do you like?,Don't listen to much music. Like most films 
5610,What kind of music or movies do you like?,Don't listen to much music. Like most films ,What was the last one you watched?  
5611,Don't listen to much music. Like most films ,What was the last one you watched?  ,Logan
5612,Please talk to me while I'm dealing with an anxiety attack. Please.,How goes?,How do you think?
5613,How goes?,How do you think?,:( still at work?
5614,How do you think?,:( still at work?,Yeah gonna be there for another few hours. Trying to keep it together 
5615,Please talk to me while I'm dealing with an anxiety attack. Please.,"ASL?

Btw I'm 20/M England!",22/M/America 
5616,"ASL?

Btw I'm 20/M England!",22/M/America ,"Oh right, so what's the panic attack over?"
5617,22/M/America ,"Oh right, so what's the panic attack over?",All sorts of things 
5618,Please talk to me while I'm dealing with an anxiety attack. Please.,you ok kid? veteran anxiety sufferer here. ,Not really 
5619,you ok kid? veteran anxiety sufferer here. ,Not really ,at this age (over 40)  i consider it my superpower. 
5620,Not really ,at this age (over 40)  i consider it my superpower. ,Having anxiety or getting rid of it?
5621,Please talk to me while I'm dealing with an anxiety attack. Please.,"Heya, everything ok now? How are you?",I'm feeling pretty goddamn devastated right now 
5622,"Heya, everything ok now? How are you?",I'm feeling pretty goddamn devastated right now ,Anything you want to talk about or should I steer the conversation in another direction?
5623,I'm feeling pretty goddamn devastated right now ,Anything you want to talk about or should I steer the conversation in another direction?,i dont even know anymore
5624,Anything you want to talk about or should I steer the conversation in another direction?,i dont even know anymore,Seen anything cool on Youtube lately?
5625,Please talk to me while I'm dealing with an anxiety attack. Please.,Hello.,Sup
5626,Hello.,Sup,How are you are you doing today? 
5627,Sup,How are you are you doing today? ,Wait what 
5628,What's your five year plan?,"I don't have one. Is it normal to have it? 

I guess it would be not fuck up to badly",YOUR PLAN IS A GOOD PLAN!
5629,"I don't have one. Is it normal to have it? 

I guess it would be not fuck up to badly",YOUR PLAN IS A GOOD PLAN!,Let's hope it works
5630,I'm graduating from high school today! :),"Did they play ""Congratulations"" by Post Malone afterwards?","Yeah, they did, of course. But I kinda didn't notice until my mom told me. Haha."
5631,"Did they play ""Congratulations"" by Post Malone afterwards?","Yeah, they did, of course. But I kinda didn't notice until my mom told me. Haha.",Yeah that's the go-to graduation theme this year lol.
5632,"Yeah, they did, of course. But I kinda didn't notice until my mom told me. Haha.",Yeah that's the go-to graduation theme this year lol.,This song has to be EVERYWHERE!
5633,Yeah that's the go-to graduation theme this year lol.,This song has to be EVERYWHERE!,"It's pretty damn catchy, I know that much. :)"
5634,This song has to be EVERYWHERE!,"It's pretty damn catchy, I know that much. :)",Definitely!
5635,I have a weird fear and want to hear everyone else's!,"Idk if it's weird but I am afraid of wasps, bees etc of all kind.",[removed]
5636,"Idk if it's weird but I am afraid of wasps, bees etc of all kind.",[removed],Nah they're ok but I am just afraid of them.
5637,If life was like a video game (think Skyrim) what would be the title of the current quest you are on?,I'd be just afk with no quest or anything.,There's a big difference between having no quest vs. not looking at your quest log.
5638,I'd be just afk with no quest or anything.,There's a big difference between having no quest vs. not looking at your quest log.,I don't think maintaining basic needs counts as a quest...
5639,If life was like a video game (think Skyrim) what would be the title of the current quest you are on?,"""The Caretaker"" as I am currently that for my grandparents!","Ah, and honorable question. The rewards will be great! Keep up the good work"
5640,"""The Caretaker"" as I am currently that for my grandparents!","Ah, and honorable question. The rewards will be great! Keep up the good work",This is very sweet! Thank you!
5641,"Ah, and honorable question. The rewards will be great! Keep up the good work",This is very sweet! Thank you!,You're welcome friend!
5642,If life was like a video game (think Skyrim) what would be the title of the current quest you are on?,I'm still in the options menu after 29 years.,Oooph. We'll find you a quest! What do you like doing?
5643,I'm still in the options menu after 29 years.,Oooph. We'll find you a quest! What do you like doing?,Sitting. And doing nothing. 
5644,Oooph. We'll find you a quest! What do you like doing?,Sitting. And doing nothing. ,Any side quests? 
5645,Sitting. And doing nothing. ,Any side quests? ,I always focus on the main story quests.
5646,Any side quests? ,I always focus on the main story quests.,"Well in that case, you're crushing it!"
5647,I always focus on the main story quests.,"Well in that case, you're crushing it!","way to stay motivational OP, good on you"
5648,Oooph. We'll find you a quest! What do you like doing?,Sitting. And doing nothing. ,Night Shift Security Guard
5649,If life was like a video game (think Skyrim) what would be the title of the current quest you are on?,"""Don't be a useless piece of shit"" - Quest failed. ","New quest, ""redemption, time to be a badass"" gained!"
5650,"""Don't be a useless piece of shit"" - Quest failed. ","New quest, ""redemption, time to be a badass"" gained!","Eh, I guess I could give it a try. Thanks!"
5651,"New quest, ""redemption, time to be a badass"" gained!","Eh, I guess I could give it a try. Thanks!",For sure man! At least start a subquest for me!
5652,If life was like a video game (think Skyrim) what would be the title of the current quest you are on?,"""Get into School"" 

","""Accept and Academy"" sounds like more fun =p"
5653,"""Get into School"" 

","""Accept and Academy"" sounds like more fun =p",that does :p
5654,If life was like a video game (think Skyrim) what would be the title of the current quest you are on?,Not a quest persay but transfering all my items to a new location lol,Haha hated doing that in Skyrim. Easier with a companion!
5655,Not a quest persay but transfering all my items to a new location lol,Haha hated doing that in Skyrim. Easier with a companion!,"Yeah, that's what I need :("
5656,If life was like a video game (think Skyrim) what would be the title of the current quest you are on?,"Darkness eternal: Beat the demons residing in the inner sanctum, known as your soul.",Crush 'em bro
5657,"Darkness eternal: Beat the demons residing in the inner sanctum, known as your soul.",Crush 'em bro,Thanks man
5658,If life was like a video game (think Skyrim) what would be the title of the current quest you are on?,"The end is near- 2 days of high school left
The beginning is near- 3 months til college starts","Back to back quests! Nice. Good luck at college, you'll crush it"
5659,"The end is near- 2 days of high school left
The beginning is near- 3 months til college starts","Back to back quests! Nice. Good luck at college, you'll crush it",Thanks
5660,If life was like a video game (think Skyrim) what would be the title of the current quest you are on?,"Hey this seems fun.

Too bad I'm still at the tutorial after all these years.",Any side quests?
5661,"Hey this seems fun.

Too bad I'm still at the tutorial after all these years.",Any side quests?,"You are (not) your worst enemy
  •Acquire item [Self-acceptance]:(0/1)"
5662,I'm 25. I remember every person I've ever kissed since I was ~6 years old.,It's easy when you haven't. ,"I'm in your boat, brother/sister/sibling."
5663,It's easy when you haven't. ,"I'm in your boat, brother/sister/sibling.",There are laws against that.... unless this boat is in international waters. 
5664,I'm 25. I remember every person I've ever kissed since I was ~6 years old.,I remember every person I've kissed because it's only been 1 and I married her :),That's awesome. Congratulations :)
5665,I remember every person I've kissed because it's only been 1 and I married her :),That's awesome. Congratulations :),Thank you! :)
5666,I'm 25. I remember every person I've ever kissed since I was ~6 years old.,"I'm 26, and I can remember. It's only 6 people though. ",This sounds like a well-chosen and delightful sum so far.
5667,"I'm 26, and I can remember. It's only 6 people though. ",This sounds like a well-chosen and delightful sum so far.,It certainly was. thanks
5668,I'm 25. I remember every person I've ever kissed since I was ~6 years old.,"Like, romantically kissed? I do but that's mainly because I count that on one hand. ","Yeah. Mom doesn't count.
"
5669,"Like, romantically kissed? I do but that's mainly because I count that on one hand. ","Yeah. Mom doesn't count.
",THAT WAS A SECRET
5670,Describe yourself... really...,"I just want a cute girlfriend lol. Can't talk to girls though, so that's a problem...",You've involuntarily dodged the legal minefield that is relationshits.
5671,"I just want a cute girlfriend lol. Can't talk to girls though, so that's a problem...",You've involuntarily dodged the legal minefield that is relationshits.,"Nah, id rather wade through shit and have a girlfriend than not"
5672,My nightly check-in,"I feel sad, honestly. I'll get over it. I force myself to keep going.","You're that person who wants to write a book, right? You PM'ed me once.

You're a warrior &lt;3"
5673,"I feel sad, honestly. I'll get over it. I force myself to keep going.","You're that person who wants to write a book, right? You PM'ed me once.

You're a warrior &lt;3","Yes.

Thank you:) I don't always believe that but I try."
5674,"You're that person who wants to write a book, right? You PM'ed me once.

You're a warrior &lt;3","Yes.

Thank you:) I don't always believe that but I try.",did you check out my poetry? 
5675,"Yes.

Thank you:) I don't always believe that but I try.",did you check out my poetry? ,Yes! I really like it. You're talented.
5676,did you check out my poetry? ,Yes! I really like it. You're talented.,"Does any of it help you at all? That is my vision, to help other people through my poetry."
5677,Yes! I really like it. You're talented.,"Does any of it help you at all? That is my vision, to help other people through my poetry.",Yes. Especially 'A Gift to You.'
5678,My nightly check-in,Can I share something that I'm so proud of?,Share it!
5679,Can I share something that I'm so proud of?,Share it!,I saved someone's life today! I'm still amazed by that
5680,Share it!,I saved someone's life today! I'm still amazed by that,Wow! how'd you do that?
5681,Share it!,I saved someone's life today! I'm still amazed by that,Did they thank you? were you applauded?
5682,I saved someone's life today! I'm still amazed by that,Did they thank you? were you applauded?,"Haha no need, she PM me and made my day"
5683,Did they thank you? were you applauded?,"Haha no need, she PM me and made my day",&lt;3
5684,Did they thank you? were you applauded?,"Haha no need, she PM me and made my day",I still applaud you.
5685,Where are you right now? What are you doing?,"Chilling in my house, boi.  Watching YouTube.","Aren't we all, mate! Haha, it my favourite way to relax. 

What are you watching? "
5686,"Chilling in my house, boi.  Watching YouTube.","Aren't we all, mate! Haha, it my favourite way to relax. 

What are you watching? ","lul, Rooster Teeth stuff, Achievement Hunter vidyas right now."
5687,Where are you right now? What are you doing?,Middletown nj and suppose to be sleeping.. but im on here,"Do you have to get up early tomorrow, or do you have some wiggle room that you can play with? "
5688,Middletown nj and suppose to be sleeping.. but im on here,"Do you have to get up early tomorrow, or do you have some wiggle room that you can play with? ",nah i dont need to get up early. I get up easily 
5689,Where are you right now? What are you doing?,I am at home waiting for my YouTube video to finish uploading. ,How long do you have to go? My videos always take hours. 
5690,I am at home waiting for my YouTube video to finish uploading. ,How long do you have to go? My videos always take hours. ,Finally got it done and uploaded! Only took about an hour (which is fast for me)
5691,How long do you have to go? My videos always take hours. ,Finally got it done and uploaded! Only took about an hour (which is fast for me),"Damn, that is fast! What kind of channel do you run? "
5692,Finally got it done and uploaded! Only took about an hour (which is fast for me),"Damn, that is fast! What kind of channel do you run? ",What's your channel?
5693,Where are you right now? What are you doing?,"Sitting in a TX  hotel working on some doodles
","Ohh, anything specific, or something planned?"
5694,"Sitting in a TX  hotel working on some doodles
","Ohh, anything specific, or something planned?","The only thing I have planned is paper meeting pen 😊
"
5695,"Ohh, anything specific, or something planned?","The only thing I have planned is paper meeting pen 😊
",That's the best way to do it. See what comes out. 
5696,Where are you right now? What are you doing?,reading a book ,What book are you reading? 
5697,reading a book ,What book are you reading? ,Living with himalayan masters... it changed and inspired many lives. 
5698,What traits do you guys find physically attractive?,Killer rack,What's a rack? English is not my native language.
5699,Killer rack,What's a rack? English is not my native language.,At least a D cup
5700,What's a rack? English is not my native language.,At least a D cup,"Oh, I see."
5701,What traits do you guys find physically attractive?,Being able to make me laugh ,I failed to appear attractive already. I suck at making others laugh.
5702,Being able to make me laugh ,I failed to appear attractive already. I suck at making others laugh.,Lets be honest there's other things that make two people capable; chemistry and such 
5703,What traits do you guys find physically attractive?,most people like tall white guys. ,the evil patriarchy lol
5704,most people like tall white guys. ,the evil patriarchy lol,"It's just how it is, not bitching about it"
5705,What traits do you guys find physically attractive?,"Glasses. I don't know why, but glasses increase the attractiveness of women by 60% in my eyes.","The same goes for men, in my opinion. "
5706,"Glasses. I don't know why, but glasses increase the attractiveness of women by 60% in my eyes.","The same goes for men, in my opinion. ",Do you prefer full rims or half rims?
5707,What traits do you guys find physically attractive?,"Freckles, perhaps. I haven't really dwelled on 'why' too much.","Well, freckles can be cute."
5708,"Freckles, perhaps. I haven't really dwelled on 'why' too much.","Well, freckles can be cute.",Quite. I don't have established preferences though. I'm more emotive.
5709,"Ask me a question that everyone knows the answer to, and I'll answer slightly wrongly. Somehow.",[removed],Obviously not.
5710,[removed],Obviously not.,[removed]
5711,Obviously not.,[removed],"No, as head of the church, he is The Catholic."
5712,"Ask me a question that everyone knows the answer to, and I'll answer slightly wrongly. Somehow.",How many dimensions are there?,"There are 4 dimensions that we regularly interact with. Seeing, holding, music and flavour."
5713,How many dimensions are there?,"There are 4 dimensions that we regularly interact with. Seeing, holding, music and flavour.",Easy as cake.
5714,How many dimensions are there?,"There are 4 dimensions that we regularly interact with. Seeing, holding, music and flavour.",I like the holding one :P
5715,How many dimensions are there?,"There are 4 dimensions that we regularly interact with. Seeing, holding, music and flavour.",Is the 3rd dimension music?
5716,"There are 4 dimensions that we regularly interact with. Seeing, holding, music and flavour.",Is the 3rd dimension music?,No.
5717,Is the 3rd dimension music?,No.,what is the 3rd dimension then?
5718,No.,what is the 3rd dimension then?,When things stick out.
5719,what is the 3rd dimension then?,When things stick out.,erm...
5720,When things stick out.,erm...,"They just brought out 3D movies, go watch one of them and you'll see."
5721,erm...,"They just brought out 3D movies, go watch one of them and you'll see.",No I meant something else......
5722,"They just brought out 3D movies, go watch one of them and you'll see.",No I meant something else......,And I answered it completely correctly.
5723,No I meant something else......,And I answered it completely correctly.,"It just reminded me of something

I'm in contemplation mode hold on"
5724,And I answered it completely correctly.,"It just reminded me of something

I'm in contemplation mode hold on","Ok, I won't reply to that comment."
5725,"It just reminded me of something

I'm in contemplation mode hold on","Ok, I won't reply to that comment.",but you did
5726,"Ok, I won't reply to that comment.",but you did,You are really getting this.
5727,but you did,You are really getting this.,Lol :P
5728,"Ask me a question that everyone knows the answer to, and I'll answer slightly wrongly. Somehow.",How did Trump become President of the USA?,He won the popular vote.
5729,How did Trump become President of the USA?,He won the popular vote.,Hmmm...
5730,He won the popular vote.,Hmmm...,Yes?
5731,"Ask me a question that everyone knows the answer to, and I'll answer slightly wrongly. Somehow.",Who let the dogs out?,A group of Bohemians.
5732,Who let the dogs out?,A group of Bohemians.,"Lol

""where things stick out"" I don't regret buying this energy drink now"
5733,A group of Bohemians.,"Lol

""where things stick out"" I don't regret buying this energy drink now",I need to break out to ask wtf you are on about in this thread!!??
5734,"Lol

""where things stick out"" I don't regret buying this energy drink now",I need to break out to ask wtf you are on about in this thread!!??,"That was hours ago... My energy has drained

Never mind, I don't want to say"
5735,I need to break out to ask wtf you are on about in this thread!!??,"That was hours ago... My energy has drained

Never mind, I don't want to say","You do realise this is Reddit and not a private conversation right? 

TEASE"
5736,"That was hours ago... My energy has drained

Never mind, I don't want to say","You do realise this is Reddit and not a private conversation right? 

TEASE",Lol ok
5737,"Ask me a question that everyone knows the answer to, and I'll answer slightly wrongly. Somehow.",Would you like a scoop or two of icecream?,Three.
5738,Would you like a scoop or two of icecream?,Three.,Greedy bugger.
5739,Three.,Greedy bugger.,What is tha' saying cocker?
5740,Greedy bugger.,What is tha' saying cocker?,Quit packing a sad ya dag
5741,"Ask me a question that everyone knows the answer to, and I'll answer slightly wrongly. Somehow.",How many ears does a snail have?,Trick question! Snails dont exist.
5742,How many ears does a snail have?,Trick question! Snails dont exist.,"Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, shame on you"
5743,"Ask me a question that everyone knows the answer to, and I'll answer slightly wrongly. Somehow.",What is a man?,A miserable little pile of secrets!
5744,What is a man?,A miserable little pile of secrets!,YES
5745,A miserable little pile of secrets!,YES,&lt;3 Castlevania SotN :)
5746,What is a man?,A miserable little pile of secrets!,NO! I MEAN YES!
5747,"Ask me a question that everyone knows the answer to, and I'll answer slightly wrongly. Somehow.",Are you virgin? :P,Well you could say I'm not a virgin anymore.
5748,Are you virgin? :P,Well you could say I'm not a virgin anymore.,Since you all royally fucked me with questions that NOT EVERYBODY KNOWS THE ANSWER TO
5749,Well you could say I'm not a virgin anymore.,Since you all royally fucked me with questions that NOT EVERYBODY KNOWS THE ANSWER TO,"In that case, why did the chicken cross the road? "
5750,Since you all royally fucked me with questions that NOT EVERYBODY KNOWS THE ANSWER TO,"In that case, why did the chicken cross the road? ","He acts on animal impulse, there's no why, only evolutionary reassurance "
5751,"In that case, why did the chicken cross the road? ","He acts on animal impulse, there's no why, only evolutionary reassurance ",Animalistic sexual impulse to get to the prostitutes on the other side. 
5752,"He acts on animal impulse, there's no why, only evolutionary reassurance ",Animalistic sexual impulse to get to the prostitutes on the other side. ,Amen
5753,I actually managed to keep a reddit account for an extended period of time and not delete it.,I've had several over  the years and they were all banned,Why's that?
5754,I've had several over  the years and they were all banned,Why's that?,Hate speech and such 
5755,Why's that?,Hate speech and such ,Uh... do I want to know more about this?
5756,Hate speech and such ,Uh... do I want to know more about this?,"I don't think so

"
5757,Uh... do I want to know more about this?,"I don't think so

",Alrighty then.
5758,"I don't think so

",Alrighty then.,Keeping it casual
5759,Alrighty then.,Keeping it casual,Casual like casual.
5760,I actually managed to keep a reddit account for an extended period of time and not delete it.,Cool that you asked. Will be celebrating a 100 days on Reddit tomorrow ,"Nice, may I ask why you created it in the first place?"
5761,Cool that you asked. Will be celebrating a 100 days on Reddit tomorrow ,"Nice, may I ask why you created it in the first place?","I was bored ( just like I am right now), and Reddit seemed like a pretty good place "
5762,"Nice, may I ask why you created it in the first place?","I was bored ( just like I am right now), and Reddit seemed like a pretty good place ",A tale as old as time.
5763,"I was bored ( just like I am right now), and Reddit seemed like a pretty good place ",A tale as old as time.,Hell. 100 days over. Yayyy. It just went to 100
5764,A tale as old as time.,Hell. 100 days over. Yayyy. It just went to 100,Here's to 100 more!
5765,I actually managed to keep a reddit account for an extended period of time and not delete it.,"i had this account for 3 years now, and my facebook is from 2009.",Do you still use facebook?
5766,"i had this account for 3 years now, and my facebook is from 2009.",Do you still use facebook?,"Barely, I kina hate it now , way too superficial and I prefer real life friends."
5767,Do you still use facebook?,"Barely, I kina hate it now , way too superficial and I prefer real life friends.","Facebook is the bane of many people's existence, I'm sure."
5768,I actually managed to keep a reddit account for an extended period of time and not delete it.,I had this one since dec 2016. I created this out of curiosity,Curious about reddit?
5769,I had this one since dec 2016. I created this out of curiosity,Curious about reddit?,I heard it from some site so I joined. Looks like a cool site
5770,Curious about reddit?,I heard it from some site so I joined. Looks like a cool site,And you haven't looked back since.
5771,I heard it from some site so I joined. Looks like a cool site,And you haven't looked back since.,Pretty much
5772,Does anyone else never drink ALCOHOL Like me?,I cant imagine my life without beer ,"I know how you feel,mate. "
5773,I cant imagine my life without beer ,"I know how you feel,mate. ","You sure do, Mr.FatDrunkPirate"
5774,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",Why are things the way that they are?,A wizard did it
5775,Why are things the way that they are?,A wizard did it,Who made the wizard
5776,A wizard did it,Who made the wizard,It made itself!
5777,Who made the wizard,It made itself!,What's the wizard's name?
5778,It made itself!,What's the wizard's name?,u/DoctorWindex
5779,What's the wizard's name?,u/DoctorWindex,You know it ;)
5780,Why are things the way that they are?,A wizard did it,"They don't think it be like it is, but it do!"
5781,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",What is the colour of jealousy ,Some sort of purple
5782,What is the colour of jealousy ,Some sort of purple,Yeah purple sounds right
5783,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",What is the colour of jealousy ,A faded green
5784,What is the colour of jealousy ,A faded green,really?
5785,A faded green,really?,grass is greener on the otherside
5786,really?,grass is greener on the otherside,yes
5787,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",What is the colour of jealousy ,"A strong rich but lush green, followed by greyer and vaguer tones"
5788,What is the colour of jealousy ,"A strong rich but lush green, followed by greyer and vaguer tones",interesting
5789,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",What is the best method to use when painting legumes? ,"There is not a best method, just use the one that you like the most and find yout own style"
5790,What is the best method to use when painting legumes? ,"There is not a best method, just use the one that you like the most and find yout own style",Thank you for your sage advice. 
5791,"There is not a best method, just use the one that you like the most and find yout own style",Thank you for your sage advice. ,But sage is an herb not a legume
5792,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",Are dumb people generally happier than intelligent people that think too much? ,Yes.
5793,Are dumb people generally happier than intelligent people that think too much? ,Yes.,"No way, they're miserable, they're just too stupid to know the difference :P"
5794,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",Do blondes really have more fun?,Not really
5795,Do blondes really have more fun?,Not really,"What a shame
"
5796,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",When will I die?,Sometime between today and 2100.
5797,When will I die?,Sometime between today and 2100.,I could reasonably live till then. 
5798,Sometime between today and 2100.,I could reasonably live till then. ,Good luck :)
5799,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",What do I do with my hands!? ,Let them hang by your sides.
5800,What do I do with my hands!? ,Let them hang by your sides.,But that feels weird!
5801,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",What do I do with my hands!? ,Don't cut them
5802,What do I do with my hands!? ,Don't cut them,"FUCK

And what if I've already done that?"
5803,Don't cut them,"FUCK

And what if I've already done that?",Quick!! Put them back!
5804,"FUCK

And what if I've already done that?",Quick!! Put them back!,I threw them away though! Should I go to the dump?
5805,Quick!! Put them back!,I threw them away though! Should I go to the dump?,"Too late, better to grow new ones."
5806,Quick!! Put them back!,I threw them away though! Should I go to the dump?,Yeah for sure
5807,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",How do I get into college?,Studying hard and be rich
5808,How do I get into college?,Studying hard and be rich,thats the plan
5809,Studying hard and be rich,thats the plan,you got it buddy!
5810,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",Why has God abandoned us? ,He hasn't. The world is getting better on average and has for decades. 
5811,Why has God abandoned us? ,He hasn't. The world is getting better on average and has for decades. ,Optimistic minds think greatly indeed.
5812,Why has God abandoned us? ,He hasn't. The world is getting better on average and has for decades. ,how dare your opinion conflict with mine
5813,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",Why has God abandoned us? ,Did he/she?
5814,Why has God abandoned us? ,Did he/she?,Did you just assume God's Gender? 
5815,Did he/she?,Did you just assume God's Gender? ,Did I?
5816,Why has God abandoned us? ,Did he/she?,God is a guy. -_-
5817,Did he/she?,God is a guy. -_-,Is he/she?
5818,God is a guy. -_-,Is he/she?,My religion says he a guy.
5819,Is he/she?,My religion says he a guy.,"Nah, we are not certain of that."
5820,My religion says he a guy.,"Nah, we are not certain of that.",I am not certain of who i really am :( 
5821,"Nah, we are not certain of that.",I am not certain of who i really am :( ,That's some deep shit
5822,I am not certain of who i really am :( ,That's some deep shit,Naw it's truth
5823,Why has God abandoned us? ,Did he/she?,"Yes, because I woke up this morning even though I prayed past night to not."
5824,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",Will Trump resign or be impeached?,Yes.
5825,Will Trump resign or be impeached?,Yes.,I like your answer - thank you :)
5826,Yes.,I like your answer - thank you :),Of course! :)
5827,I like your answer - thank you :),Of course! :),*Nana internet hug*  :)
5828,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",Why sometimes I can be so dumb? ,Your mother dropped you to the floor like a lot.
5829,Why sometimes I can be so dumb? ,Your mother dropped you to the floor like a lot.,"Dude, that's really rude."
5830,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",Why did you decide to do this?,It's fun
5831,Why did you decide to do this?,It's fun,"Follow up question:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
5832,It's fun,"Follow up question:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?",A lot!
5833,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",How do you know if someone is sad if they only show it when theyre alone?,You ask them
5834,How do you know if someone is sad if they only show it when theyre alone?,You ask them,should I ask everyone I know if they're sad?
5835,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",To what extent was feudalism a cause of the French Revolution?,I know this one but I'm to lazy to write it. Do you mind google it?
5836,To what extent was feudalism a cause of the French Revolution?,I know this one but I'm to lazy to write it. Do you mind google it?,Yes.
5837,I know this one but I'm to lazy to write it. Do you mind google it?,Yes.,Oh...
5838,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",How many oak trees are needed to build an 18th century triple-Decker Royal Navy battle ship?,At least 2
5839,How many oak trees are needed to build an 18th century triple-Decker Royal Navy battle ship?,At least 2,That's correct I would have also accepted 3500.
5840,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",How can I be good at math?,cheating?
5841,How can I be good at math?,cheating?,But I want to be an engineer :(
5842,cheating?,But I want to be an engineer :(,Studying?
5843,But I want to be an engineer :(,Studying?,oh no
5844,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",Why are there more bad people than good? or is that just my mind being pessimistic?,Because most people is selfish
5845,Why are there more bad people than good? or is that just my mind being pessimistic?,Because most people is selfish,with phones in their hands.
5846,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",How many numbers in pi?,12.1 trillions
5847,How many numbers in pi?,12.1 trillions,Let me look on wikipedia
5848,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",How many numbers in pi?,Only one. I work in base pi. 
5849,How many numbers in pi?,Only one. I work in base pi. ,which number then?
5850,Only one. I work in base pi. ,which number then?,10.
5851,which number then?,10.,why 10? 10 slices? I imagine that
5852,10.,why 10? 10 slices? I imagine that,"Yes but in base pi, pi = 10"
5853,why 10? 10 slices? I imagine that,"Yes but in base pi, pi = 10",man I'm stumped..... I need to know the universe!
5854,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",does the universe have an end?,mmmmmmmmmmmmnnnyyyyeno
5855,does the universe have an end?,mmmmmmmmmmmmnnnyyyyeno,"HAH

stumped you again"
5856,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",Can minds really be read? or is that just a myth?,"Nah, is a myth"
5857,Can minds really be read? or is that just a myth?,"Nah, is a myth",is food on your mind rn?
5858,"Nah, is a myth",is food on your mind rn?,Now it is
5859,is food on your mind rn?,Now it is,Hah made you think about it
5860,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.","What goes inside a body, excluding the spirit?",Organs and a lot of cells
5861,"What goes inside a body, excluding the spirit?",Organs and a lot of cells,You forgot water
5862,Organs and a lot of cells,You forgot water,Is in the cells duh
5863,"What goes inside a body, excluding the spirit?",Organs and a lot of cells,and blood
5864,Organs and a lot of cells,and blood,blood is made from cells
5865,and blood,blood is made from cells,Lol :(
5866,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",Do all questions have answers?,Yes
5867,Do all questions have answers?,Yes,Why do I get depressed often to the point of wanting to die even if I have people there for me?
5868,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.","why is there a ""waste of time"" when there are people who think that time is infinite?",Because is not infinite for humans
5869,"why is there a ""waste of time"" when there are people who think that time is infinite?",Because is not infinite for humans,The Afterlife though?
5870,Because is not infinite for humans,The Afterlife though?,We don't really know how that is
5871,The Afterlife though?,We don't really know how that is,At least yo don't... there are some religions who believe in a Heaven and a Hell
5872,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.","Why did my dad see the number 43 throughout his life, and then die at the age of 43?",I bet he also saw other numbers!
5873,"Why did my dad see the number 43 throughout his life, and then die at the age of 43?",I bet he also saw other numbers!,"No he didn't. he saw other numbers, just that number came very often."
5874,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.","If there are questions with no answers, are you the answer?","No, the answer is a wizard did it"
5875,"If there are questions with no answers, are you the answer?","No, the answer is a wizard did it",Lol is it Harry Potter?
5876,"No, the answer is a wizard did it",Lol is it Harry Potter?,"Nah, Harry Potter is fictional"
5877,Lol is it Harry Potter?,"Nah, Harry Potter is fictional",I wand my wand bigger so I can cast a spell on myself HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
5878,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",How many subreddits are on this site?,pfffff! A lot!
5879,How many subreddits are on this site?,pfffff! A lot!,"There's no logical number...

stumped you again"
5880,pfffff! A lot!,"There's no logical number...

stumped you again","It's ok, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
5881,"There's no logical number...

stumped you again","It's ok, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",Heeh
5882,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",How do people count how many other people are in the world?,They ask
5883,How do people count how many other people are in the world?,They ask,HAH I wish i had that talent
5884,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.","Why did the idiom, ""Don't judge a book by its cover,"" speak to me in an way I can't describe?",It's because of your mother
5885,"Why did the idiom, ""Don't judge a book by its cover,"" speak to me in an way I can't describe?",It's because of your mother,HAH stumped ya
5886,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",Will I ever get a boyfriend?,Yes!
5887,Will I ever get a boyfriend?,Yes!,just gotta believe
5888,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.","Who was the best Beatle?
",George
5889,"Who was the best Beatle?
",George,Well....fuck.
5890,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",WHY ARE CATS SO WEIRD,Aliens
5891,WHY ARE CATS SO WEIRD,Aliens,YES this explains the eyes huh
5892,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.",Will you answer this question?,yes
5893,Will you answer this question?,yes,Yay!
5894,"Have a question that has no answer? I'll have one for you, post here.","Today its my birthday!
",Happy birthday! Sorry I'm late
5895,"Today its my birthday!
",Happy birthday! Sorry I'm late,Thanks! ...Love the Casual Conversation!!!
5896,Working until 0630AM What is everyone up to!?,Working until 5am!,Blah! Do you enjoy your job? lol
5897,Working until 5am!,Blah! Do you enjoy your job? lol,"OP, do you? :) what do you do? "
5898,Working until 0630AM What is everyone up to!?,"Nothing much. looking at jordans,and just floating around on reddit",Best looking Jordans in my opinion: Jordan VI circa 1991 in black
5899,"Nothing much. looking at jordans,and just floating around on reddit",Best looking Jordans in my opinion: Jordan VI circa 1991 in black,those r pretty dope. I like jordans 1- 14. I like the 16 and 23s though
5900,Best looking Jordans in my opinion: Jordan VI circa 1991 in black,those r pretty dope. I like jordans 1- 14. I like the 16 and 23s though,When I was a kid I had a pair of 1's handed down to me. I wish I would have kept them haha. 
5901,those r pretty dope. I like jordans 1- 14. I like the 16 and 23s though,When I was a kid I had a pair of 1's handed down to me. I wish I would have kept them haha. ,Which colorway??
5902,When I was a kid I had a pair of 1's handed down to me. I wish I would have kept them haha. ,Which colorway??,The red/black 
5903,What's your favorite pair of shoes?,Jordans. $80 shoes. I don't mind,My cousin likes them :D
5904,Jordans. $80 shoes. I don't mind,My cousin likes them :D,Niceeeee. 
5905,What's your favorite pair of shoes?,"Crocs. They're comfy, they float, and they're easy to slip on and off.",I love crocs! I had a hideous pair that's yellow and now I have cute turquoise ones ;)
5906,"Crocs. They're comfy, they float, and they're easy to slip on and off.",I love crocs! I had a hideous pair that's yellow and now I have cute turquoise ones ;),"Mine are turquoise and purple!
"
5907,I love crocs! I had a hideous pair that's yellow and now I have cute turquoise ones ;),"Mine are turquoise and purple!
",Aw yiss! Pretty!
5908,How's everyone tonight?,I'm doing pretty good😀😊☺🙌👍,Nice! happy to hear that!
5909,I'm doing pretty good😀😊☺🙌👍,Nice! happy to hear that!,How are you doing today?
5910,Nice! happy to hear that!,How are you doing today?,I'm doing wonderful! What happened today with you?
5911,How are you doing today?,I'm doing wonderful! What happened today with you?,Not much really lol yourself?
5912,How's everyone tonight?,That's awesome you like writing poems and quotes?,"Of course, I love to uplift people! &lt;3"
5913,That's awesome you like writing poems and quotes?,"Of course, I love to uplift people! &lt;3",That's awesome keep up the great work🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
5914,"Of course, I love to uplift people! &lt;3",That's awesome keep up the great work🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗,I will. I hope I uplifted you &lt;3
5915,That's awesome keep up the great work🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗,I will. I hope I uplifted you &lt;3,You did it's great to know that are nice kind people in the world.
5916,I will. I hope I uplifted you &lt;3,You did it's great to know that are nice kind people in the world.,"There's a lot of us. It's hard to find us, but know we're here..."
5917,You did it's great to know that are nice kind people in the world.,"There's a lot of us. It's hard to find us, but know we're here...",Thank you soooo much😇😇😇😇😇
5918,"There's a lot of us. It's hard to find us, but know we're here...",Thank you soooo much😇😇😇😇😇,You're a star that shines &lt;3
5919,Thank you soooo much😇😇😇😇😇,You're a star that shines &lt;3,🤗😇😙😚😘
5920,You're a star that shines &lt;3,🤗😇😙😚😘,"Aw, I'm uplifting you! You need it."
5921,🤗😇😙😚😘,"Aw, I'm uplifting you! You need it.",Yes I sure do.
5922,"Aw, I'm uplifting you! You need it.",Yes I sure do.,And I give it to you &lt;3
5923,Yes I sure do.,And I give it to you &lt;3,😀😊☺🤗😇
5924,How's everyone tonight?,cant complain. depressed for 2 years.idk,Aw I'll be here for you &lt;3 I want to hug you.
5925,cant complain. depressed for 2 years.idk,Aw I'll be here for you &lt;3 I want to hug you.,Thank u;(
5926,How's everyone tonight?,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,not in the mood. sorry
5927,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,not in the mood. sorry,Sorry I bothered you 
5928,Downvoting posts,Someone made a bot to downvote me. I was almost honored by the devotion.,You play Bard?
5929,Someone made a bot to downvote me. I was almost honored by the devotion.,You play Bard?,I don't understand the question. But the answer is yes.
5930,You play Bard?,I don't understand the question. But the answer is yes.,never answer a question that you don't understand. 
5931,You play Bard?,I don't understand the question. But the answer is yes.,"oh, i thought you played league of legends. As Bard is one of the characters you can play"
5932,I don't understand the question. But the answer is yes.,"oh, i thought you played league of legends. As Bard is one of the characters you can play","Ah, never played LoL, but I do play a Bard on /r/project1999!"
5933,"oh, i thought you played league of legends. As Bard is one of the characters you can play","Ah, never played LoL, but I do play a Bard on /r/project1999!",i did abit of research. The game looks so old man! Kinda like an old Runescape
5934,What line from a movie/book/song still sticks with you.,"For me it's a line from endeverafter song ""never hesitate when you know you're going to act""",I like this. Sounds like something out of a Fight Procrastination campaign.
5935,"For me it's a line from endeverafter song ""never hesitate when you know you're going to act""",I like this. Sounds like something out of a Fight Procrastination campaign.,"Haha it really does, it applies well to most scenarios too."
5936,I finally found the first alcohol I like.,I tried Rakija the other day for the first time.  Was pretty good.,What type of drink is that?
5937,I tried Rakija the other day for the first time.  Was pretty good.,What type of drink is that?,"If its the same as turkish raki, or greek ouzo, its tastes very strongly of anise."
5938,I finally found the first alcohol I like.,Why should you be called anything? It's YOUR drink of choice. And that's pefectly fine!,Because there's this stigma that those who drink Ice are either women or pansy guys. It's dumb.
5939,Why should you be called anything? It's YOUR drink of choice. And that's pefectly fine!,Because there's this stigma that those who drink Ice are either women or pansy guys. It's dumb.,Never heard about that stigma.
5940,Hey there!,I just woke up. Feeling real groggy right now,Mondays are like that for me too.
5941,I just woke up. Feeling real groggy right now,Mondays are like that for me too.,"I stayed up until 3AM, I hate insomnia :("
5942,Mondays are like that for me too.,"I stayed up until 3AM, I hate insomnia :(","Oh, I hate that."
5943,"I stayed up until 3AM, I hate insomnia :(","Oh, I hate that.",Right now I am listening to some Doctor P... Bulletproof is the song energizing me right now :D
5944,"Oh, I hate that.",Right now I am listening to some Doctor P... Bulletproof is the song energizing me right now :D,I listened to The Pit a while ago. Great song.
5945,Hey there!,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hi there!
5946,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hi there!,How are you doing today? 
5947,Working an overnight shift (11pm-7am) and would love to chat!,R u Sara Reddit whore,How rude.
5948,R u Sara Reddit whore,How rude.,Same
5949,How rude.,Same,Same.
5950,Same,Same.,R u a dude
5951,Same.,R u a dude,Si. I am a dude.
5952,What are your week plans?,"Hanging out with someone on Tuesday, but so far that's my only plans for the week. ",Sounds like a nice relaxing week! Have fun hanging out on Tuesday!
5953,"Hanging out with someone on Tuesday, but so far that's my only plans for the week. ",Sounds like a nice relaxing week! Have fun hanging out on Tuesday!,"I think it'll be fun, we're ""studying for finals"", so... :)"
5954,Did anyone else hate prom?,"Didn't hate prom.

Promposals, however, can die in fire.",They're so incredibly gay
5955,"Didn't hate prom.

Promposals, however, can die in fire.",They're so incredibly gay,Whoa 
5956,"Didn't hate prom.

Promposals, however, can die in fire.",They're so incredibly gay,nice homophobia
5957,Did anyone else hate prom?,"Didn't hate prom.

Promposals, however, can die in fire.",Thankfully promposals weren't really a big thing when I went to high school.
5958,"Didn't hate prom.

Promposals, however, can die in fire.",Thankfully promposals weren't really a big thing when I went to high school.,Same here! I graduated in 94. You either asked someone out or someone asked you out. Simple.
5959,Thankfully promposals weren't really a big thing when I went to high school.,Same here! I graduated in 94. You either asked someone out or someone asked you out. Simple.,I'm not that old! 2007 for me.
5960,Same here! I graduated in 94. You either asked someone out or someone asked you out. Simple.,I'm not that old! 2007 for me.,This is refreshing. It's only recently we went all extra on stuff like this.
5961,I deactivated my Facebook account.,I joined facebook when I was 17 and quit facebook when I was 18. That place is a hell hole.,"A tad ironic considering the front page of Reddit, half the time."
5962,I joined facebook when I was 17 and quit facebook when I was 18. That place is a hell hole.,"A tad ironic considering the front page of Reddit, half the time.",It's mostly the self-obsession that makes facebook garbage.
5963,"A tad ironic considering the front page of Reddit, half the time.",It's mostly the self-obsession that makes facebook garbage.,"Ahh, so we just have to get rid of the people."
5964,Graduated college today and I still feel like there's an assignment I'm forgetting that's due tonight at 11:59.,I'm looking forward to that in a few months :),Best of luck to you! 
5965,I'm looking forward to that in a few months :),Best of luck to you! ,That's very nice.  Thanks a lot!
5966,Graduated college today and I still feel like there's an assignment I'm forgetting that's due tonight at 11:59.,What did you major in for your degree?,Criminology/Criminal Justice.
5967,What did you major in for your degree?,Criminology/Criminal Justice.,Are you all done with college? What's your next step?
5968,Graduated college today and I still feel like there's an assignment I'm forgetting that's due tonight at 11:59.,whatdja major in?,Criminology/Criminal Justice
5969,whatdja major in?,Criminology/Criminal Justice,dank
5970,Haircuts!,I cut my hair yesterday! It's the shortest I've been lol,How short did you get it? :D
5971,I cut my hair yesterday! It's the shortest I've been lol,How short did you get it? :D,Around 7 cm over the shoulders 😂
5972,How short did you get it? :D,Around 7 cm over the shoulders 😂,"I think that's about where mine is right now, maybe a little longer since I buzzed my head."
5973,It's saturday night and I'm home... bored!,Sup,what are you doing?
5974,Sup,what are you doing?,Just a sec
5975,It's saturday night and I'm home... bored!,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hello!!! how are you?
5976,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hello!!! how are you?,I'm doing pretty doing pretty good thank you so much for asking yourself? 
5977,Hello!!! how are you?,I'm doing pretty doing pretty good thank you so much for asking yourself? ,"I'm pretty good too, thanks. whats are you doing?"
5978,I'm doing pretty doing pretty good thank you so much for asking yourself? ,"I'm pretty good too, thanks. whats are you doing?",I'm listening to True Crime Garage and I'm posting on Reddit. 
5979,"I'm pretty good too, thanks. whats are you doing?",I'm listening to True Crime Garage and I'm posting on Reddit. ,is it a band?
5980,I'm listening to True Crime Garage and I'm posting on Reddit. ,is it a band?,Nope it's a Podcast 
5981,is it a band?,Nope it's a Podcast ,Oh. Never heard of it... What is it about?
5982,Nope it's a Podcast ,Oh. Never heard of it... What is it about?,"Serial Killers.

True Crime."
5983,Oh. Never heard of it... What is it about?,"Serial Killers.

True Crime.",Where do you hear it?
5984,"Serial Killers.

True Crime.",Where do you hear it?,The Tunien Radio App.
5985,Where do you hear it?,The Tunien Radio App.,"I'll listen to it, someday"
5986,The Tunien Radio App.,"I'll listen to it, someday",Awesome 
5987,"Serial Killers.

True Crime.",Where do you hear it?,Tunien Radio App.
5988,What are your unpopular opinions?,I don't like pie. I also hate icing so eating cake is weird for me. ,"I have never ate pie ever and I don't think I will like it even if I try it.
"
5989,I don't like pie. I also hate icing so eating cake is weird for me. ,"I have never ate pie ever and I don't think I will like it even if I try it.
","Texture is a big thing, those flakey pieces that crumble after a bite, no thanks"
5990,I'm pregnant! Holy crap,"congratulations on your ability to reproduce, enjoy your spawn for the rest of your life. ",congrats on  your backhanded compliment. Enjoy your bitterness for the rest of yours.
5991,"congratulations on your ability to reproduce, enjoy your spawn for the rest of your life. ",congrats on  your backhanded compliment. Enjoy your bitterness for the rest of yours.,"not meant to be bitter, but direct. "
5992,I'm pregnant! Holy crap,"congratulations on your ability to reproduce, enjoy your spawn for the rest of your life. ",&gt;tfw can't reproduce.
5993,"congratulations on your ability to reproduce, enjoy your spawn for the rest of your life. ",&gt;tfw can't reproduce.,tfw? 
5994,&gt;tfw can't reproduce.,tfw? ,That feeling when
5995,tfw? ,That feeling when,"I need to update my Internet slang, I feel old "
5996,I'm pregnant! Holy crap,"congratulations on your ability to reproduce, enjoy your spawn for the rest of your life. ",Don't be a dick
5997,"congratulations on your ability to reproduce, enjoy your spawn for the rest of your life. ",Don't be a dick,"I'm not, what did I say that was offensive? "
5998,I'm pregnant! Holy crap,Congratulations! Good luck with your baby! ,Thanks!
5999,Congratulations! Good luck with your baby! ,Thanks!,:D I hope you have an easy pregnancy! Love the username btw!
6000,Thanks!,:D I hope you have an easy pregnancy! Love the username btw!,"Thanks!! 

What's better than a plate of nachos? A truck full of them! "
6001,:D I hope you have an easy pregnancy! Love the username btw!,"Thanks!! 

What's better than a plate of nachos? A truck full of them! ",Exactly :DDD
6002,I'm pregnant! Holy crap,you are going to regret it at some point,Oh bless your heart.
6003,you are going to regret it at some point,Oh bless your heart.,thank you pregnant redditor
6004,Oh bless your heart.,thank you pregnant redditor,thank you troll redditor
6005,I'm pregnant! Holy crap,"wow, you did the sex, time to pollute facebook and lose friends",I'm sorry that sex is so difficult for you. I'm sure you'll find out how to do it eventually. :)
6006,"wow, you did the sex, time to pollute facebook and lose friends",I'm sorry that sex is so difficult for you. I'm sure you'll find out how to do it eventually. :),I'll be sure to fill the hole when i feel devoid of attention 
6007,I'm sorry that sex is so difficult for you. I'm sure you'll find out how to do it eventually. :),I'll be sure to fill the hole when i feel devoid of attention ,Great!!
6008,I don't know who I am. Anyone else feel this way?,Don't let others define who you are,"YeH, thanks for the reminder. Appreciate it."
6009,Don't let others define who you are,"YeH, thanks for the reminder. Appreciate it.",Is this  sarcasm
6010,"YeH, thanks for the reminder. Appreciate it.",Is this  sarcasm,No not at all. It was genuine thanks. I tend to forget that when I'm feeling all low and sulky. 
6011,Is this  sarcasm,No not at all. It was genuine thanks. I tend to forget that when I'm feeling all low and sulky. ,IS THIS SARCASM? /s
6012,No not at all. It was genuine thanks. I tend to forget that when I'm feeling all low and sulky. ,IS THIS SARCASM? /s,No not at all. It was genuine thanks. I tend to forget that when I'm feeling all low and sulky. 
6013,IS THIS SARCASM? /s,No not at all. It was genuine thanks. I tend to forget that when I'm feeling all low and sulky. ,IS THIS SARCASM? /s
6014,I don't know who I am. Anyone else feel this way?,"I'm 40, you never really learn who you are. ",Thanks for sharing. Do you find that to be affecting your life in a mostly good or bad way? 
6015,"I'm 40, you never really learn who you are. ",Thanks for sharing. Do you find that to be affecting your life in a mostly good or bad way? ,"Why is knowing who you are important? Just accept that ""you are"" and go from there."
6016,What's on your mind at this time?,"Just how late I'm going to stay up, I woke up super late today and didn't get to do much. ","Same here, time went so fast for me. Just take your time."
6017,"Just how late I'm going to stay up, I woke up super late today and didn't get to do much. ","Same here, time went so fast for me. Just take your time.",Like plenty of time now but its late and not a whole lot to do right now
6018,"Same here, time went so fast for me. Just take your time.",Like plenty of time now but its late and not a whole lot to do right now,"I woke at 10AM this morning.

I slept last night at 2AM."
6019,What's on your mind at this time?,"Stress, Studies, Moving, Everything, Life","same, but without the moving part."
6020,"Stress, Studies, Moving, Everything, Life","same, but without the moving part.",the moving part felt awesome at first but with all the studies it now feels like a burden. 
6021,"same, but without the moving part.",the moving part felt awesome at first but with all the studies it now feels like a burden. ,SAME! I moved in an apartment with my mom but now I can't finish one class.
6022,What's on your mind at this time?,I need to buy hamburger buns.,For what occasion?
6023,I need to buy hamburger buns.,For what occasion?,I accidentally made hamburgers yesterday without realizing I didn't have buns. :P
6024,For what occasion?,I accidentally made hamburgers yesterday without realizing I didn't have buns. :P,Oops! 
6025,"Ask me questions that's you edit after I answer, to make me look as sick as possible.",What is your biggest fear in life?,Dying a slow painful death all alone 
6026,What is your biggest fear in life?,Dying a slow painful death all alone ,Real edgy now.
6027,Dying a slow painful death all alone ,Real edgy now.,"Me too, thanks"
6028,What is your biggest fear in life?,Dying a slow painful death all alone ,/r/me_irl
6029,"Ask me questions that's you edit after I answer, to make me look as sick as possible.","I love this game so much. 

What the last text you sent?",Okay :) yeah that's fine 
6030,"I love this game so much. 

What the last text you sent?",Okay :) yeah that's fine ,I can't stop laughing at this one lol
6031,"Ask me questions that's you edit after I answer, to make me look as sick as possible.","I don't understand the point of this, help?",Just to make a funny interaction :)
6032,"I don't understand the point of this, help?",Just to make a funny interaction :),More on things that are pointless
6033,Just to make a funny interaction :),More on things that are pointless,"Kind of like this comment, what's the point? "
6034,More on things that are pointless,"Kind of like this comment, what's the point? ",Very amusing.
6035,Just to make a funny interaction :),More on things that are pointless,Nah there's a point. Go be a sourpus elsewhere.
6036,More on things that are pointless,Nah there's a point. Go be a sourpus elsewhere.,HAHA ok.
6037,"Ask me questions that's you edit after I answer, to make me look as sick as possible.",What's your favorite pick up line?,"I lost my number, can I have yours?"
6038,What's your favorite pick up line?,"I lost my number, can I have yours?",That's kinky as fuck!
6039,"Ask me questions that's you edit after I answer, to make me look as sick as possible.","What do you do to spiders in your house?
","I hate them, but I build up the courage to run up and crush them lol"
6040,"What do you do to spiders in your house?
","I hate them, but I build up the courage to run up and crush them lol","That ""lol"" makes it so good."
6041,"Ask me questions that's you edit after I answer, to make me look as sick as possible.",What is your favorite thing about yourself? ,Probably my personality 
6042,What is your favorite thing about yourself? ,Probably my personality ,"I keep laughing at this, it's such a casual response"
6043,"Ask me questions that's you edit after I answer, to make me look as sick as possible.",What creature are you afraid of and why?,"Spiders, cause of the way they crunch when you kill them "
6044,What creature are you afraid of and why?,"Spiders, cause of the way they crunch when you kill them ",Ahhhhh! No stop that's awful!
6045,"Ask me questions that's you edit after I answer, to make me look as sick as possible.",could you say yes?,Sure?
6046,could you say yes?,Sure?,fuck you
6047,could you say yes?,Sure?,I don't really understand this one but it made me laugh anyway.
6048,Sure?,I don't really understand this one but it made me laugh anyway.,I think the user asking the question just needed the answer to be yes for the joke to work.
6049,"Ask me questions that's you edit after I answer, to make me look as sick as possible.",What's your favorite pizza topping(s)?,Pepperoni!
6050,What's your favorite pizza topping(s)?,Pepperoni!,"Say it loud, say it proud!"
6051,What's your favorite pizza topping(s)?,Pepperoni!,Mine actually do ahhhh
6052,Pepperoni!,Mine actually do ahhhh,Pics or gtfo
6053,Mine actually do ahhhh,Pics or gtfo,Your funeral 
6054,"Ask me questions that's you edit after I answer, to make me look as sick as possible.","Favorite animal, and why?","I like gorillas, they are so human-like"
6055,"Favorite animal, and why?","I like gorillas, they are so human-like","Should've gone for the black mirror reference
"
6056,"Ask me questions that's you edit after I answer, to make me look as sick as possible.",What would you do if you saw a bear running up to attack you?,Probably freeze and poop my pants 
6057,What would you do if you saw a bear running up to attack you?,Probably freeze and poop my pants ,Close enough...
6058,"Ask me questions that's you edit after I answer, to make me look as sick as possible.",How much does a killer whale weigh? ,I'm guessing 2 tons 
6059,How much does a killer whale weigh? ,I'm guessing 2 tons ,Ha! He has legendarily huge dumps.
6060,"Ask me questions that's you edit after I answer, to make me look as sick as possible.",What do you think of snakes?,Not a big fan
6061,What do you think of snakes?,Not a big fan,Plot twist: question was never edited.
6062,"Ask me questions that's you edit after I answer, to make me look as sick as possible.",Can Brendan Fraser make a comeback?,Not sure who that it is 
6063,Can Brendan Fraser make a comeback?,Not sure who that it is ,"I don't even need to edit this, you bastard."
6064,Not sure who that it is ,"I don't even need to edit this, you bastard.",😂
6065,"Ask me questions that's you edit after I answer, to make me look as sick as possible.","Now this is the kind of quality post, I **LOVE** on /r/CasualConversation ",I will never not upvote Drake and Josh references.
6066,"Now this is the kind of quality post, I **LOVE** on /r/CasualConversation ",I will never not upvote Drake and Josh references.,... I made a Drake and Josh reference?
6067,I will never not upvote Drake and Josh references.,... I made a Drake and Josh reference?,It's a Me_irl thing
6068,"Ask me questions that's you edit after I answer, to make me look as sick as possible.","Now this is the kind of quality post, I **LOVE** on /r/CasualConversation ",Except when we're suddenly inundated with the same post over and over.  
6069,"Now this is the kind of quality post, I **LOVE** on /r/CasualConversation ",Except when we're suddenly inundated with the same post over and over.  ,Well that's a positive attitude.
6070,Except when we're suddenly inundated with the same post over and over.  ,Well that's a positive attitude.,I love this game so much.  Just not 40 times in a row.  
6071,"Ask me questions that's you edit after I answer, to make me look as sick as possible.",What do you like to do with bubble wrap?,I love to pop it 
6072,What do you like to do with bubble wrap?,I love to pop it ,I made it sick for you.
6073,"Ask me questions that's you edit after I answer, to make me look as sick as possible.",What is the worst thing you could do to your spouse?,Beat them into submission 
6074,What is the worst thing you could do to your spouse?,Beat them into submission ,Ha! True 
6075,"Ask me questions that's you edit after I answer, to make me look as sick as possible.",Yes?,Yes.
6076,Yes?,Yes.,YOU MONSTER!!!
6077,"I've only ever liked """"ugly"""" guys",Everyone's attracted to different things. That's humanity ;),"I mean, that's arguable, since 95% of women love Ryan Gosling...."
6078,Everyone's attracted to different things. That's humanity ;),"I mean, that's arguable, since 95% of women love Ryan Gosling....","Yeah well, all of us wish we could be Ryan Gosling. He's basically a living Adonis"
6079,"I mean, that's arguable, since 95% of women love Ryan Gosling....","Yeah well, all of us wish we could be Ryan Gosling. He's basically a living Adonis",Tinder bio: looking for my human Priapus
6080,"Yeah well, all of us wish we could be Ryan Gosling. He's basically a living Adonis",Tinder bio: looking for my human Priapus,Looking for: Aphrodite incarnate
6081,"I've only ever liked """"ugly"""" guys","It me, your ugly guy. ",👅👅👅👅👅👅👅😍😍😍💯
6082,"It me, your ugly guy. ",👅👅👅👅👅👅👅😍😍😍💯,Y'all making me laugh my ass off
6083,"It me, your ugly guy. ",👅👅👅👅👅👅👅😍😍😍💯,I'm at least 10x as ugly as him. 
6084,👅👅👅👅👅👅👅😍😍😍💯,I'm at least 10x as ugly as him. ,"down boys, there's only one of me to go around"
6085,"I've only ever liked """"ugly"""" guys",Ten bucks says your favorite Disney princess is Belle,lmao it would make sense but it's actually Pocahontas
6086,Ten bucks says your favorite Disney princess is Belle,lmao it would make sense but it's actually Pocahontas,nevermind you're not the person I thought you were
6087,lmao it would make sense but it's actually Pocahontas,nevermind you're not the person I thought you were,i didnt want you to find out this way pls im sorry
6088,nevermind you're not the person I thought you were,i didnt want you to find out this way pls im sorry,to think I grew out my body hair for you
6089,i didnt want you to find out this way pls im sorry,to think I grew out my body hair for you,dont shave it pls ill do anything
6090,to think I grew out my body hair for you,dont shave it pls ill do anything,speak to me in French
6091,dont shave it pls ill do anything,speak to me in French,parlez vous francais
6092,speak to me in French,parlez vous francais,No. French is seductive. It should only be spoken by girls.
6093,parlez vous francais,No. French is seductive. It should only be spoken by girls.,all french men are now banned from speaking french
6094,No. French is seductive. It should only be spoken by girls.,all french men are now banned from speaking french,I can't think of a nick name for you
6095,all french men are now banned from speaking french,I can't think of a nick name for you,"Mommy


just so you know i now hate myself for making that joke"
6096,I can't think of a nick name for you,"Mommy


just so you know i now hate myself for making that joke",Leave the jokes to me. You just focus on having pretty hair.
6097,"Mommy


just so you know i now hate myself for making that joke",Leave the jokes to me. You just focus on having pretty hair.,that's easy because i already have pretty hair give me something hard to do here dude
6098,Leave the jokes to me. You just focus on having pretty hair.,that's easy because i already have pretty hair give me something hard to do here dude,oh? resist the urge to reply to me
6099,I'm looking for a new show to watch,"The Flash!

iZombie

Jessica Jones

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt",I have seen all of those except for iZombie. It has an actor I like in it (Bradly James)
6100,"The Flash!

iZombie

Jessica Jones

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt",I have seen all of those except for iZombie. It has an actor I like in it (Bradly James),"New season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is coming out in a few days, so there's that!"
6101,I have seen all of those except for iZombie. It has an actor I like in it (Bradly James),"New season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is coming out in a few days, so there's that!",Really? I didn't know. That's exciting! 
6102,"New season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is coming out in a few days, so there's that!",Really? I didn't know. That's exciting! ,"Yeah, it starts next Friday! I'll try to resist watching until my finals are over though."
6103,I'm looking for a new show to watch,Have you seen Archer?,Not yet. I've seen bits and pieces around the internet though. That's a good suggestion. 
6104,Have you seen Archer?,Not yet. I've seen bits and pieces around the internet though. That's a good suggestion. ,All seasons except the current one are on Netflix right now if you wanna watch
6105,Give me your top reason to live.,to complete a collection.,A collection of what?
6106,to complete a collection.,A collection of what?,any number of things.  I collect particular books. 
6107,A collection of what?,any number of things.  I collect particular books. ,And then what? lol 
6108,A collection of what?,any number of things.  I collect particular books. ,What's your favourite book? can you recommend me something to read?
6109,Got accepted to medical school after another year of applying.,Congrats!! That is so much to have accomplished. Keep on being amazing!,look for his username... his dream has come true... 
6110,Congrats!! That is so much to have accomplished. Keep on being amazing!,look for his username... his dream has come true... ,Not quite a doctor but working on it hehe one step closer now
6111,look for his username... his dream has come true... ,Not quite a doctor but working on it hehe one step closer now,yes... almst there
6112,Got accepted to medical school after another year of applying.,"That's a hell of a story. Incredibly inspiring. Goo work, and keep it up!","Thank you, and I plan too good sir/ma'am!"
6113,"That's a hell of a story. Incredibly inspiring. Goo work, and keep it up!","Thank you, and I plan too good sir/ma'am!",:)
6114,"Thank you, and I plan too good sir/ma'am!",:),:DDD
6115,Got accepted to medical school after another year of applying.,Damn you dropped that prostitute bomb like it's nothing,Yeah my mom is okay now though :) 
6116,Damn you dropped that prostitute bomb like it's nothing,Yeah my mom is okay now though :) ,"Good, glad to hear it :)"
6117,What are you doing right now?,Sitting on the toilet!,That's where I do a lot of my phone stuff lol. 
6118,Sitting on the toilet!,That's where I do a lot of my phone stuff lol. ,Same! My reddit karma just goes up and up on here lol.
6119,That's where I do a lot of my phone stuff lol. ,Same! My reddit karma just goes up and up on here lol.,You're your best on the toilet lol. 
6120,What are you doing right now?,Taking a warm bath bruh! ,Dang! I wish I was doing that! Only if it had a bunch of bubbles! :) 
6121,Taking a warm bath bruh! ,Dang! I wish I was doing that! Only if it had a bunch of bubbles! :) ,I ran out of bubble bath stuff. Take a bath as soon as you get chance. 
6122,What are you doing right now?,I'm posting on Reddit ,"Wow, me too"
6123,I'm posting on Reddit ,"Wow, me too",That's awesome 
6124,"Wow, me too",That's awesome ,Great minds think alike!
6125,That's awesome ,Great minds think alike!,Yup😀😊☺🙌👍👏
6126,Tell me about your first concert experience!,I'm 22 and have never been to a concert. ,"I'm 20 and in the same boat. Wanna team up and go to a concert together? 

"
6127,I'm 22 and have never been to a concert. ,"I'm 20 and in the same boat. Wanna team up and go to a concert together? 

",I wanted to go to the Rammstein concert in Chicago but I have no friends. lol 
6128,Tell me about your first concert experience!,I've actually never been to a concert,Who would you see if you could?
6129,I've actually never been to a concert,Who would you see if you could?,"Probably the band Lawrence. One of my favorites rn. 

Check out Wake Up by them. Good shit. "
6130,Tell me about your first concert experience!,I'm 15 and have never been to a concert. What am I missing out on? D;,It's ok. I'm 20 and haven't been to one either. 
6131,I'm 15 and have never been to a concert. What am I missing out on? D;,It's ok. I'm 20 and haven't been to one either. ,Do you plan on going to one?
6132,What are you doing this weekend?,Studying! I have finals starting on Monday. ,Good luck on your finals!! You'll kill it. 
6133,Studying! I have finals starting on Monday. ,Good luck on your finals!! You'll kill it. ,Thanks! 
6134,i love you all,Can I get a hug as well? :),"Not OP, but here's a hug coming your way :)"
6135,Can I get a hug as well? :),"Not OP, but here's a hug coming your way :)",Thanks :)
6136,i love you all,Can I get a hug as well? :),/r/wholesomememes is like a warm and fuzzy hug :D
6137,Can I get a hug as well? :),/r/wholesomememes is like a warm and fuzzy hug :D,Haha yeah :D
6138,i love you all,Can I get a hug as well? :),yes! :) *hugs you tightly*
6139,Can I get a hug as well? :),yes! :) *hugs you tightly*,May I have a hug as well?
6140,yes! :) *hugs you tightly*,May I have a hug as well?,"sure! :) *hugs you tightly too*

this feels great 😁"
6141,May I have a hug as well?,"sure! :) *hugs you tightly too*

this feels great 😁",*Hugs* I love hugs. :)
6142,Can I get a hug as well? :),yes! :) *hugs you tightly*,Thanks for the hug :) actually made me smile 
6143,i love you all,Is it because of my poems? I sense that.,"Damn, I thought this was a joke!"
6144,Is it because of my poems? I sense that.,"Damn, I thought this was a joke!","You must be one of the people who got tired of my poetry

Sorry, I deny that allegation."
6145,i love you all,"I love you too, OP. :)",thanks :)
6146,"I love you too, OP. :)",thanks :),You're welcome. :)
6147,i love you all,I love you too! I'd send virtual hugs if I could! :) ,aww thanks :) i think you can. *hugs*
6148,I love you too! I'd send virtual hugs if I could! :) ,aww thanks :) i think you can. *hugs*,*hugs back*!!! Made my day! :) 
6149,aww thanks :) i think you can. *hugs*,*hugs back*!!! Made my day! :) ,&lt;3
6150,i love you all,"Some people here are stealing my shtick! I LOVE IT!!


*Nana internet hug!*",haha i'm glad you loved it :) *hugs back tightly*
6151,"Some people here are stealing my shtick! I LOVE IT!!


*Nana internet hug!*",haha i'm glad you loved it :) *hugs back tightly*,"*takes in hug gratefully*


Thanks! :)"
6152,haha i'm glad you loved it :) *hugs back tightly*,"*takes in hug gratefully*


Thanks! :)",no problem &lt;3
6153,"*takes in hug gratefully*


Thanks! :)",no problem &lt;3, :) !
6154,i love you all,😀😉😊☺🤗🙌👍,❤😁😘😘😂❤
6155,😀😉😊☺🤗🙌👍,❤😁😘😘😂❤,How are you doing today? 
6156,❤😁😘😘😂❤,How are you doing today? ,i have exams next week so i'm a bit nervous but feeling great for now. how about you?
6157,How are you doing today? ,i have exams next week so i'm a bit nervous but feeling great for now. how about you?,I'm doing pretty good thank you soooo much for asking 
6158,i have exams next week so i'm a bit nervous but feeling great for now. how about you?,I'm doing pretty good thank you soooo much for asking ,great! 😁
6159,I'm doing pretty good thank you soooo much for asking ,great! 😁,Yup.
6160,i love you all,We love you back!,thanks 😁
6161,We love you back!,thanks 😁,:-)
6162,i love you all,"Love you too ❤ 

But not as much as upvotes. I fucking love upvotes!","haha i can only give you just one upvote tho, i would give you a lot more if i could 😁"
6163,"Love you too ❤ 

But not as much as upvotes. I fucking love upvotes!","haha i can only give you just one upvote tho, i would give you a lot more if i could 😁",Good enough for me! Thanks
6164,"haha i can only give you just one upvote tho, i would give you a lot more if i could 😁",Good enough for me! Thanks,no problem :)
6165,"I can talk your ear off about hip hop music, video games, or lifting. What topic can you talk about for hours on end? Let's talk!",Hello😀😎😊☺😉🙌👍,Hello 
6166,Hello😀😎😊☺😉🙌👍,Hello ,How are you doing today? 
6167,Hello ,How are you doing today? ,"I had a fine day, lots of tomfoolery. How about yourself?"
6168,How are you doing today? ,"I had a fine day, lots of tomfoolery. How about yourself?",I'm doing great thank you soooo much for asking 
6169,"I had a fine day, lots of tomfoolery. How about yourself?",I'm doing great thank you soooo much for asking ,Any fun plans for the weekend?
6170,I'm doing great thank you soooo much for asking ,Any fun plans for the weekend?,Nope unfortunately lol yourself?
6171,Sea Turtles make me happy.,"I like pandas, so big and yet so fluffy and confused :)","PANDAS &lt;3 I have one of those fun, rhyming names! PandaManda :D"
6172,"I like pandas, so big and yet so fluffy and confused :)","PANDAS &lt;3 I have one of those fun, rhyming names! PandaManda :D",I assume you like pandas as well ^^
6173,"PANDAS &lt;3 I have one of those fun, rhyming names! PandaManda :D",I assume you like pandas as well ^^,Indeed :) 
6174,I assume you like pandas as well ^^,Indeed :) ,Amazing :)
6175,Sea Turtles make me happy.,Red Pandas!!!,YASSSSS!  Baby fox panda things!
6176,Red Pandas!!!,YASSSSS!  Baby fox panda things!,lol didn't even notice Panda was in your name!
6177,YASSSSS!  Baby fox panda things!,lol didn't even notice Panda was in your name!,Haha. Yeah! 
6178,Dont you just love coming online to an orange inbox?,For sure.,Indeed.
6179,For sure.,Indeed.,Indubitably.
6180,Indeed.,Indubitably.,Definitely.
6181,Indubitably.,Definitely.,Absolutely.
6182,Definitely.,Absolutely.,Guaranteed.
6183,Absolutely.,Guaranteed.,Certainly.
6184,Guaranteed.,Certainly.,Unquestionably.
6185,Certainly.,Unquestionably.,Verily.
6186,Unquestionably.,Verily.,Assuredly
6187,Verily.,Assuredly,Undoubtedly.
6188,Assuredly,Undoubtedly.,Indubitably
6189,Undoubtedly.,Indubitably,Now you're just using big words to sound more photosynthesis.
6190,Unquestionably.,Verily.,Cats.
6191,Indeed.,Indubitably.,You took my favorite word riperino
6192,Dont you just love coming online to an orange inbox?,I get very excited when I see I have more than like three unread messages.,:)
6193,I get very excited when I see I have more than like three unread messages.,:),You got me ;)
6194,Dont you just love coming online to an orange inbox?,"""I wonder who is going to troll me today?""  -- usually my first thought.  

",l0LLL g3TTT tR0LLDDD!!1!
6195,"""I wonder who is going to troll me today?""  -- usually my first thought.  

",l0LLL g3TTT tR0LLDDD!!1!,exactly ;)
6196,Dont you just love coming online to an orange inbox?,I better get one after this.,:)
6197,I better get one after this.,:),Success!
6198,Dont you just love coming online to an orange inbox?,I better get one after this.,"*Nana internet hug*

Hope that helps :)"
6199,I better get one after this.,"*Nana internet hug*

Hope that helps :)","Lol, all is well. "
6200,"*Nana internet hug*

Hope that helps :)","Lol, all is well. ",Yay! :)
6201,Dont you just love coming online to an orange inbox?,I do! It doesn't happen very often though ,:)
6202,I do! It doesn't happen very often though ,:),Thank you you wonderful human bean 
6203,Dont you just love coming online to an orange inbox?,I get a little anxious because I'm expecting a rude comment or reply. ,"Nothing rude here, friend :)"
6204,I get a little anxious because I'm expecting a rude comment or reply. ,"Nothing rude here, friend :)",What a relief! I hope you enjoy the weekend.
6205,Dont you just love coming online to an orange inbox?,Always among the happiest moments of my day.,"Well here, take more happiness!"
6206,Always among the happiest moments of my day.,"Well here, take more happiness!",:)
6207,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",Anybody online??,"Yes, would you prefer to own an island or a mountain"
6208,Anybody online??,"Yes, would you prefer to own an island or a mountain",Lol island with a mountain probably? Wbu
6209,Would you want to live forever?,"Yes. I feel like it doesn't matter how long my life is, it'll never be enough.",me irl
6210,"Yes. I feel like it doesn't matter how long my life is, it'll never be enough.",me irl,"Same, there's so much shit to do"
6211,Would you want to live forever?,"Oh hell no, that sounds absolutely terrible.",We would be the true definition of forever alone :(
6212,"Oh hell no, that sounds absolutely terrible.",We would be the true definition of forever alone :(,"Yeah, life's already bad enough, I don't want this shit lasting any longer than it has to."
6213,[SFW] What are some of your more innocent romantic wishes?,"Simply holding someone's hand, letting them know you're there and you're on their side. ",Hands are basically meth. I love this so much. 
6214,"Simply holding someone's hand, letting them know you're there and you're on their side. ",Hands are basically meth. I love this so much. ,Agreed
6215,[SFW] What are some of your more innocent romantic wishes?,"Being comfortable in nature, just the two of us. 
Forrests, Lake, mountaintop, I don't care. ",That sounds super fun
6216,"Being comfortable in nature, just the two of us. 
Forrests, Lake, mountaintop, I don't care. ",That sounds super fun,"I'll tell you when I find out. No love in my life, alas. "
6217,That sounds super fun,"I'll tell you when I find out. No love in my life, alas. ","Me neither, for the time being. "
6218,[SFW] What are some of your more innocent romantic wishes?,Slow dancing.  *sigh*  ,Why the sigh? Are you lacking a partner?
6219,Slow dancing.  *sigh*  ,Why the sigh? Are you lacking a partner?,"I have a partner, alas, he does not enjoy dancing."
6220,Why the sigh? Are you lacking a partner?,"I have a partner, alas, he does not enjoy dancing.","Aw man. Personally, I think I'd enjoy it. I just simply cannot. "
6221,My 11 year old son,"&gt; In confidence

Ye ok",I didn't disclose any of the confidential conversation. :)
6222,"&gt; In confidence

Ye ok",I didn't disclose any of the confidential conversation. :),"Don't worry, I'm pretty sure he was just joking"
6223,My 11 year old son,What a good kid. you should be so proud,Thanks. Definitely proud of this kid. 
6224,What a good kid. you should be so proud,Thanks. Definitely proud of this kid. ,Not proud of the other one? Tut tut.
6225,My 11 year old son,How on Earth would an 11 year old know he's gay?,He likes dudes instead of girls
6226,How on Earth would an 11 year old know he's gay?,He likes dudes instead of girls,Someone who hasn't even gone through puberty yet has no idea what they like or don't like
6227,He likes dudes instead of girls,Someone who hasn't even gone through puberty yet has no idea what they like or don't like,That's not true
6228,"Hey guys, what are you drinking right now?","Good ol' water!

After downing a can of Monster. My dietary habits aren't great.",I've probably drank 3 gallons in the past two days.
6229,"Good ol' water!

After downing a can of Monster. My dietary habits aren't great.",I've probably drank 3 gallons in the past two days.,The pee breaks mustve been crazy. I hate going back and forth to the bathroom man
6230,I've probably drank 3 gallons in the past two days.,The pee breaks mustve been crazy. I hate going back and forth to the bathroom man,"Kinda, I guess. Weirdly enough I'm still thirsty."
6231,"Hey guys, what are you drinking right now?",Apple juice like a little kid.,"They say if add redbull to it, you can get drunk! Haha"
6232,Apple juice like a little kid.,"They say if add redbull to it, you can get drunk! Haha",I want to try this so badly
6233,"Hey guys, what are you drinking right now?","Kava tea with some hazelnut creamer, sweetener, and cinnamon",What the hell are you drinking???? 
6234,"Kava tea with some hazelnut creamer, sweetener, and cinnamon",What the hell are you drinking???? ,"kava tea, dude "
6235,What the hell are you drinking???? ,"kava tea, dude ",I mean with all those condiments. Whats it like
6236,"Hey guys, what are you drinking right now?","Black coffee, I am still at work trying to make it. ",Oh man that sucks? Where do you live? It's almost 2 where I'm from
6237,"Black coffee, I am still at work trying to make it. ",Oh man that sucks? Where do you live? It's almost 2 where I'm from,Japan...so it is 2:47pm here. 
6238,"Hey guys, what are you drinking right now?",Coffee! Trying to stay up to do a bit of studying. ,That's great haha it's Friday so just take it easy?
6239,Coffee! Trying to stay up to do a bit of studying. ,That's great haha it's Friday so just take it easy?,Still Thursday night here. And no can do! Have five finals coming up!
6240,Fun useless facts?,"So many. 

Give me a category!",Um. Butts. 
6241,"So many. 

Give me a category!",Um. Butts. ,"Uhh... 

Beavis and Butthead were named after kids in Mike Judge's neighborhood. "
6242,Um. Butts. ,"Uhh... 

Beavis and Butthead were named after kids in Mike Judge's neighborhood. ","There was a kid named ""Butthead"" ?!"
6243,Fun useless facts?,The horned helmet often misattributed to the vikings was actually used by the Celts!,I actually knew this one!
6244,The horned helmet often misattributed to the vikings was actually used by the Celts!,I actually knew this one!,"Well, now it's a useless fact! Thread accomplished!"
6245,"Dinosaurs are pretty neat, aren't they?",ever heard of chaos theory?,ELI5 please? :-)
6246,ever heard of chaos theory?,ELI5 please? :-),"you can peep Ian Malcom in Jurassic Park, the guy's got mad insight i'll tell you that"
6247,"Dinosaurs are pretty neat, aren't they?",ever heard of chaos theory?,Life finds a way
6248,ever heard of chaos theory?,Life finds a way,"Rip Ian Malcom, biggest smart ass"
6249,"Dinosaurs are pretty neat, aren't they?",Dinosaurs are super cool.  I wish we could figure out what they actually looked like.,What color were they? They could be any color and we will never know.
6250,Dinosaurs are super cool.  I wish we could figure out what they actually looked like.,What color were they? They could be any color and we will never know.,"Right?  Were they gray or green and dull, or brightly colored, or spotted or striped.  "
6251,What color were they? They could be any color and we will never know.,"Right?  Were they gray or green and dull, or brightly colored, or spotted or striped.  ",Would if they were bright pink?
6252,"Right?  Were they gray or green and dull, or brightly colored, or spotted or striped.  ",Would if they were bright pink?,How fun would that be?
6253,Would if they were bright pink?,How fun would that be?,"Oh yeah for real, it's great."
6254,"Dinosaurs are pretty neat, aren't they?","My twin memorized every dinosaur species when he was 3, no joke. ","Well damn, now that's some real talent there."
6255,"My twin memorized every dinosaur species when he was 3, no joke. ","Well damn, now that's some real talent there.","Shame, he could have done something with the talent, but he never developed it further"
6256,"Well damn, now that's some real talent there.","Shame, he could have done something with the talent, but he never developed it further","Oh, mind if I ask what he does now?"
6257,"Dinosaurs are pretty neat, aren't they?","Not really. Just the same beasts as we have now, but bigger. ",Prove it.
6258,"Not really. Just the same beasts as we have now, but bigger. ",Prove it.,"I have now. 

I guess they're just the same as the animals we have today. Not even bigger. 
"
6259,Prove it.,"I have now. 

I guess they're just the same as the animals we have today. Not even bigger. 
",So you're saying you've seen a Saltopus? Boy I envy you.
6260,I'm a witch and I'm also bored,What do you mean exactly by witchy stuff ?,"Witchcraft related thing, like spells and stuff."
6261,What do you mean exactly by witchy stuff ?,"Witchcraft related thing, like spells and stuff.",Do you believe that theses things are real ?
6262,"Witchcraft related thing, like spells and stuff.",Do you believe that theses things are real ?,"Yep, or else I wouldn't put so much effort into my practice :P"
6263,Do you believe that theses things are real ?,"Yep, or else I wouldn't put so much effort into my practice :P",That's awesome. Why do you believe these things to be real ?
6264,I'm a witch and I'm also bored,totally off topic: puppy size elephant or elephant size puppy??,Definitely elephant sized puppy. Clifford the Big Red Dog.
6265,totally off topic: puppy size elephant or elephant size puppy??,Definitely elephant sized puppy. Clifford the Big Red Dog.,"the giant poo to clean up after though!!

big ears like dumbo or a monkey tail?"
6266,How many hours of sleep do you usually get per day?,Probably 7-8 hours. Less if there is school,That sounds good. You should get it regular with school 
6267,Probably 7-8 hours. Less if there is school,That sounds good. You should get it regular with school ,I know :(
6268,How many hours of sleep do you usually get per day?,"8 sometimes 7 
However, I've been feeling really tired lately ",Adequate. What gets you tired?
6269,"8 sometimes 7 
However, I've been feeling really tired lately ",Adequate. What gets you tired?,No idea.
6270,Adequate. What gets you tired?,No idea.,Mm get some stretch in so you can have some energy :)
6271,How many hours of sleep do you usually get per day?,Less than 5,What occupies most your day?
6272,Less than 5,What occupies most your day?,Work and school and studying 
6273,How many hours of sleep do you usually get per day?,"I try and get about 6-8 hours, but lately i'm getting about 6.",That's a good number
6274,"I try and get about 6-8 hours, but lately i'm getting about 6.",That's a good number,I've been trying. I'm lucky i can stay up till 11 on my days off :)
6275,Bananas are pretty great,Best healthy smoothie ingredient hands down,They go in every smoothie I make!
6276,Best healthy smoothie ingredient hands down,They go in every smoothie I make!,What do you usually pair with bananas in a smoothie? I usually go with strawberries.
6277,They go in every smoothie I make!,What do you usually pair with bananas in a smoothie? I usually go with strawberries.,Peanut butter! Love it.
6278,What do you usually pair with bananas in a smoothie? I usually go with strawberries.,Peanut butter! Love it.,"good lord, peanut butter and bananas are the best"
6279,They go in every smoothie I make!,What do you usually pair with bananas in a smoothie? I usually go with strawberries.,"strawberries, blueberries"
6280,What do you usually pair with bananas in a smoothie? I usually go with strawberries.,"strawberries, blueberries","Blueberries are a godsend
"
6281,Bananas are pretty great,"And they are slightly radioactive, too. :D",Vsauce or Veritasium? :D Everything is slightly radioactive. 
6282,"And they are slightly radioactive, too. :D",Vsauce or Veritasium? :D Everything is slightly radioactive. ,I read somewhere you will die if you ate 10 million bananas at once. Pretty sweet ending imo
6283,Vsauce or Veritasium? :D Everything is slightly radioactive. ,I read somewhere you will die if you ate 10 million bananas at once. Pretty sweet ending imo,I think you'd die if you are 10 million of anything at once.
6284,I read somewhere you will die if you ate 10 million bananas at once. Pretty sweet ending imo,I think you'd die if you are 10 million of anything at once.,Probably.
6285,I read somewhere you will die if you ate 10 million bananas at once. Pretty sweet ending imo,I think you'd die if you are 10 million of anything at once.,I was gonna say the exact same thing xD
6286,Vsauce or Veritasium? :D Everything is slightly radioactive. ,I read somewhere you will die if you ate 10 million bananas at once. Pretty sweet ending imo,"I once ate 1kg of dried pineapple in one sitting.

Can confirm I wanted to die.
"
6287,I read somewhere you will die if you ate 10 million bananas at once. Pretty sweet ending imo,"I once ate 1kg of dried pineapple in one sitting.

Can confirm I wanted to die.
","Dried pineapple, Dude! "
6288,Bananas are pretty great,"I'm slightly allergic to them, my throat itches/closes up a little when I eat them. Worth it!","WOW, THE SACRIFICE FOR BANANAS"
6289,"I'm slightly allergic to them, my throat itches/closes up a little when I eat them. Worth it!","WOW, THE SACRIFICE FOR BANANAS",Wooorrrthhhhh ittttttt!
6290,Bananas are pretty great,"Everyone likes bananas, I mean come on, they have APPEAL",OH YOU
6291,"Everyone likes bananas, I mean come on, they have APPEAL",OH YOU,I know I know. It was the first terrible joke I learned and damnit is it a good one. 
6292,Bananas are pretty great,yeah. watermelon is better though.,"whoa, controversial. Maybe you should make your own ""watermelon is pretty great' post. "
6293,yeah. watermelon is better though.,"whoa, controversial. Maybe you should make your own ""watermelon is pretty great' post. ","Nah, seriously, watermelon rules."
6294,yeah. watermelon is better though.,"whoa, controversial. Maybe you should make your own ""watermelon is pretty great' post. ",ok
6295,Do you get anxious when you receive calls/texts from unknown numbers??,I get really anxious when talking on the phone so I usually just text or email ,same here. i find myself only calling like businesses for appointments or my mom.
6296,I get really anxious when talking on the phone so I usually just text or email ,same here. i find myself only calling like businesses for appointments or my mom.,Yes finally someone who shares my pain!
6297,I get really anxious when talking on the phone so I usually just text or email ,same here. i find myself only calling like businesses for appointments or my mom.,I can't even do that.
6298,same here. i find myself only calling like businesses for appointments or my mom.,I can't even do that.,"I 100% agree
"
6299,What's the best thing that's happened to you so far in 2017?,I'm getting 50 back in overpaid tax. 🤔,"Well hot dog, it's like Christmas"
6300,I'm getting 50 back in overpaid tax. 🤔,"Well hot dog, it's like Christmas",It is. Until they want 50 from me next year 😂 they will find a way.
6301,"Well hot dog, it's like Christmas",It is. Until they want 50 from me next year 😂 they will find a way.,Oh tell me about it 😂
6302,What's the best thing that's happened to you so far in 2017?,I'm finally getting therapy that works and I don't have to pay for it.,Is this something everyone can get?
6303,I'm finally getting therapy that works and I don't have to pay for it.,Is this something everyone can get?,"In Canada, yes. Wait time was a very difficult 18 months though."
6304,What's the best thing that's happened to you so far in 2017?,"Got a new job where it's 15 min from home, pays for my car, and really well team spirit.",That sounds like a truly sweet deal. Nice going! What line of work are you in?
6305,"Got a new job where it's 15 min from home, pays for my car, and really well team spirit.",That sounds like a truly sweet deal. Nice going! What line of work are you in?,Car business :) i'm a finance manager.
6306,What's the best thing that's happened to you so far in 2017?,I cuddled with a (girl)friend in a tent going camping. It was my first time cuddling. Twas fun ,Congratulations! It only gets more interesting from there I suppose. Lol
6307,I cuddled with a (girl)friend in a tent going camping. It was my first time cuddling. Twas fun ,Congratulations! It only gets more interesting from there I suppose. Lol,Thanks lol!
6308,Life's going amazing for me right now. Tell me something good that happened to you this week!,Got the mortgage confirmed for my first ever apartment! I'M AN ADULT NOW!,"AAAYYYYYEEE congrats! Where are you living?
"
6309,Got the mortgage confirmed for my first ever apartment! I'M AN ADULT NOW!,"AAAYYYYYEEE congrats! Where are you living?
",In my home town still. South west England. :D
6310,"AAAYYYYYEEE congrats! Where are you living?
",In my home town still. South west England. :D,Nice! I've always wanted to visit England
6311,Life's going amazing for me right now. Tell me something good that happened to you this week!,How old are you,20
6312,How old are you,20,Are you the basketball youtuber guy
6313,20,Are you the basketball youtuber guy,Probably not the one ur thinking of lol I only have 800 subs those guys are close to 1 million 😂
6314,Are you the basketball youtuber guy,Probably not the one ur thinking of lol I only have 800 subs those guys are close to 1 million 😂,Keep doing your thing bro
6315,Probably not the one ur thinking of lol I only have 800 subs those guys are close to 1 million 😂,Keep doing your thing bro,Thanks! 
6316,Life's going amazing for me right now. Tell me something good that happened to you this week!,"I beat my mile time by 41 seconds! Went from a 13:56 in February to a 13:15.
","Congrats! Cardio builds up quick, you will be below 13 minutes in no time! "
6317,"I beat my mile time by 41 seconds! Went from a 13:56 in February to a 13:15.
","Congrats! Cardio builds up quick, you will be below 13 minutes in no time! ",Thats what I'm hoping for. I plan on signing up with the Navy after school.
6318,"Casuals, what's your favourite song currently?","Reptilia by the Strokes. Nice beat, nice lyrics, nice song overall.",I really like that song too! It was my favorite song for years.
6319,"Reptilia by the Strokes. Nice beat, nice lyrics, nice song overall.",I really like that song too! It was my favorite song for years.,My absolute favorite part is the chorus and intro. So catchy
6320,"Casuals, what's your favourite song currently?",Redbone and XO TOUR Llif3 ,"The second song, is that the one that goes ""all my friends are dead?"""
6321,Redbone and XO TOUR Llif3 ,"The second song, is that the one that goes ""all my friends are dead?""","yeah the Lil Uzi Vert song, it's pretty huge right now"
6322,"Casuals, what's your favourite song currently?",*Joy Division - Transmission*,"Yoooo, I've been jamming hard to Joy Division this whole week. Love them and New Order as well."
6323,*Joy Division - Transmission*,"Yoooo, I've been jamming hard to Joy Division this whole week. Love them and New Order as well.","*Yea, they are awesome. I like New Order, too.*"
6324,"Casuals, what's your favourite song currently?","*IF I EVER FEEEL BETTTTTER*

*REMIND ME TO SPEND SOME GOOD TIME WITH YOUUU*","*YOU CAN GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER!*

*WHEN IT'S ALL OVER I'LL LET YOU KNOW!*"
6325,"*IF I EVER FEEEL BETTTTTER*

*REMIND ME TO SPEND SOME GOOD TIME WITH YOUUU*","*YOU CAN GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER!*

*WHEN IT'S ALL OVER I'LL LET YOU KNOW!*","HANG ON TO THE GOOD DAYS
I CAN LEAN ON MY FRIENDS 
THEY HELP ME GOING THROUGH GOOD TIMES"
6326,"Casuals, what's your favourite song currently?",Real - NF,My personal fave NF song is Grindin because I relate to it fairly easily.
6327,Real - NF,My personal fave NF song is Grindin because I relate to it fairly easily.,Grindin' is definitely in my top 3 NF songs
6328,My personal fave NF song is Grindin because I relate to it fairly easily.,Grindin' is definitely in my top 3 NF songs,Me too! I always thought it was NF until I looked up the lyrics.
6329,"Casuals, what's your favourite song currently?","All of Calvin Harris' recent collabs. Slide, Rollin, Heatstroke.",Slide has been played fairly regurlarly on my phone in the last few weeks.
6330,"All of Calvin Harris' recent collabs. Slide, Rollin, Heatstroke.",Slide has been played fairly regurlarly on my phone in the last few weeks.,It's so damn good.
6331,Slide has been played fairly regurlarly on my phone in the last few weeks.,It's so damn good.,Yes! It's incredibly catchy too!
6332,"Casuals, what's your favourite song currently?",Empire Ants from Gorillaz is my jam ATM. ,Off of their new album?
6333,Empire Ants from Gorillaz is my jam ATM. ,Off of their new album?,"Nope, I rediscovered Plastic Beach and fell in love with the song. "
6334,Off of their new album?,"Nope, I rediscovered Plastic Beach and fell in love with the song. ",Oh okay! I'll have to listen to it!
6335,Three word story!,A man attacks,The handsome prince
6336,A man attacks,The handsome prince,with a big
6337,The handsome prince,with a big,", painful rusty-ass"
6338,with a big,", painful rusty-ass",back scratcher from
6339,", painful rusty-ass",back scratcher from,The antique shop. 
6340,back scratcher from,The antique shop. ,The next day
6341,A man attacks,The handsome prince,with a shovel
6342,The handsome prince,with a shovel,Made out of
6343,with a shovel,Made out of,Clay and some
6344,Made out of,Clay and some,Rice and his
6345,Clay and some,Rice and his,Trust pet pig
6346,Rice and his,Trust pet pig,"Ate it. Later, "
6347,Trust pet pig,"Ate it. Later, ",the man found
6348,"Ate it. Later, ",the man found,A brand new 
6349,the man found,A brand new ,notepad with blue
6350,A brand new ,notepad with blue,covers and a
6351,notepad with blue,covers and a,boxed shaped box. 
6352,covers and a,boxed shaped box. ,The box contains
6353,boxed shaped box. ,The box contains,Another smaller box.
6354,The box contains,Another smaller box.,An inside that
6355,Another smaller box.,An inside that,there was a
6356,An inside that,there was a,But then suddenly
6357,there was a,But then suddenly,inside was a
6358,But then suddenly,inside was a,Great big fat
6359,the man found,A brand new ,handsome prince to
6360,the man found,A brand new ,Combine harvester but
6361,Three word story!,Onion ring horticulture ,is a delicious
6362,Onion ring horticulture ,is a delicious,Food if you
6363,is a delicious,Food if you,grow it with
6364,Food if you,grow it with,Lots of vodka
6365,grow it with,Lots of vodka,. My gramps always
6366,Lots of vodka,. My gramps always,Said that when
6367,. My gramps always,Said that when,the onion rings
6368,Said that when,the onion rings,"Are salty, that "
6369,the onion rings,"Are salty, that ",they will be
6370,"Are salty, that ",they will be,Thrown away. In
6371,they will be,Thrown away. In,A garbage can.
6372,"Are salty, that ",they will be,used for the
6373,they will be,used for the,Sacrifice of the
6374,used for the,Sacrifice of the,Esotheric Order of
6375,Sacrifice of the,Esotheric Order of,the onion god. 
6376,Esotheric Order of,the onion god. ,That's why they
6377,the onion god. ,That's why they,"make us cry
"
6378,That's why they,"make us cry
",in front of
6379,"Are salty, that ",they will be,Thrown away forever. 
6380,"Are salty, that ",they will be,Tasty as fuck
6381,"Are salty, that ",they will be,ready for the
6382,Three word story!,Twentieth anniversary adventure,Started on the
6383,Twentieth anniversary adventure,Started on the,5th of may
6384,Started on the,5th of may,When my wife
6385,5th of may,When my wife,was having seisures 
6386,When my wife,was having seisures ,So I helped
6387,was having seisures ,So I helped,her into the
6388,So I helped,her into the,Car and we 
6389,her into the,Car and we ,set it ablaze
6390,Car and we ,set it ablaze,To light our
6391,set it ablaze,To light our,fourty dolar joints
6392,Twentieth anniversary adventure,Started on the,7th of May
6393,Started on the,7th of May,And it would
6394,7th of May,And it would,Impress my wife
6395,And it would,Impress my wife,If I did 
6396,Impress my wife,If I did ,Some gnarly blow
6397,If I did ,Some gnarly blow,Jobs to my
6398,Some gnarly blow,Jobs to my,Broke ass cousin 
6399,Jobs to my,Broke ass cousin ,As it was
6400,Broke ass cousin ,As it was,Absolutely fucking marvelous
6401,As it was,Absolutely fucking marvelous,...or so i
6402,Broke ass cousin ,As it was,Absolutely fucking marvelous 
6403,Impress my wife,If I did ,our daughter tonight!
6404,If I did ,our daughter tonight!,After pinning her
6405,our daughter tonight!,After pinning her,down on the
6406,After pinning her,down on the,Dirty garbage disposal
6407,down on the,Dirty garbage disposal,I unzipped my
6408,Dirty garbage disposal,I unzipped my,pants and used
6409,Welcome new users!,Hi there!,"Hey, how's your day today?"
6410,Hi there!,"Hey, how's your day today?",So far kinda stressful. How's yours?
6411,"Hey, how's your day today?",So far kinda stressful. How's yours?,"Why stressed? 

I'm well, a little excited to see new people here. "
6412,Welcome new users!,"Hello everyone! First time here! What can I expect?

","hey, uh 😒 🤔 😏"
6413,"Hello everyone! First time here! What can I expect?

","hey, uh 😒 🤔 😏","How ya been, man"
6414,Welcome new users!,I came here through r/makenewfriendshere. It's nice to stroll through the posts here.,maybe you can make new friends here
6415,I came here through r/makenewfriendshere. It's nice to stroll through the posts here.,maybe you can make new friends here,That would be nice. :) I enjoy the laidback atmosphere here.
6416,Word Association Game,Stranger,Danger
6417,Stranger,Danger,High voltage 
6418,Danger,High voltage ,Wire
6419,High voltage ,Wire,Barbed
6420,High voltage ,Wire,Telephone
6421,Wire,Telephone,Ring
6422,Telephone,Ring,Marriage
6423,Ring,Marriage,Rice
6424,Marriage,Rice,Cakes
6425,Rice,Cakes,Frosting
6426,Cakes,Frosting,*Ice*
6427,Telephone,Ring,Bling
6428,Stranger,Danger,Zone
6429,Word Association Game,Stranger,*Things.*
6430,Stranger,*Things.*,"Doodads 

^(I'm excited for the next season!!)"
6431,*Things.*,"Doodads 

^(I'm excited for the next season!!)",*what season?*
6432,Word Association Game,Stranger,Things
6433,Stranger,Things,Scary
6434,Things,Scary,skeleton
6435,Scary,skeleton,Closet
6436,Stranger,Things,Theme
6437,Word Association Game,Cozy,Blanket
6438,Cozy,Blanket,Quilt
6439,Blanket,Quilt,Patch
6440,Quilt,Patch,Dalmatian
6441,Patch,Dalmatian,FIRE! 
6442,Dalmatian,FIRE! ,"^(Oh god it buuuurns!!)

Ashes"
6443,FIRE! ,"^(Oh god it buuuurns!!)

Ashes",*To*
6444,"^(Oh god it buuuurns!!)

Ashes",*To*,Dust
6445,*To*,Dust,Miami
6446,Dust,Miami,Palm tree
6447,Miami,Palm tree,*Dreams*
6448,Palm tree,*Dreams*,Clouds
6449,*Dreams*,Clouds,*Sky*
6450,Clouds,*Sky*,Open
6451,*Sky*,Open,Road
6452,Open,Road,*Place*
6453,Road,*Place*,Desert
6454,*Place*,Desert,*Dessert*
6455,Desert,*Dessert*,Cake
6456,*Dessert*,Cake,*Ice cream!*
6457,Cake,*Ice cream!*,Rocky road
6458,*Ice cream!*,Rocky road,*Farm*
6459,Rocky road,*Farm*,Barn
6460,*Farm*,Barn,*Family*
6461,Barn,*Family*,Bond
6462,*Family*,Bond,*James*
6463,Bond,*James*,Brown!
6464,*James*,Brown!,*Pink*
6465,Brown!,*Pink*,Panther
6466,*Pink*,Panther,*Dog*
6467,Panther,*Dog*,White 
6468,*Dog*,White ,*Snow*
6469,White ,*Snow*,Flake
6470,*Snow*,Flake,*Corn*
6471,Flake,*Corn*,Bread
6472,*Corn*,Bread,*Head*
6473,Bread,*Head*,Nurse
6474,*Head*,Nurse,*Cold*
6475,Nurse,*Cold*,Beer
6476,*Cold*,Beer,*Bear*
6477,Beer,*Bear*,Black
6478,*Bear*,Black,*Lungs*
6479,Black,*Lungs*,Breath
6480,*Lungs*,Breath,*Away*
6481,Breath,*Away*,Leaving
6482,*Away*,Leaving,*Why?*
6483,Leaving,*Why?*,Do
6484,*Why?*,Do,*Be*
6485,Do,*Be*,Are
6486,*Be*,Are,*You*
6487,Are,*You*,Me
6488,*You*,Me,*And*
6489,Me,*And*,Ant
6490,*And*,Ant,*Apple*
6491,Ant,*Apple*,Juice
6492,*Apple*,Juice,*Goose*
6493,Juice,*Goose*,Mother
6494,Open,Road,Pavement 
6495,Patch,Dalmatian,101
6496,Dalmatian,101,Code
6497,101,Code,Spy
6498,Code,Spy,*Bond*
6499,Spy,*Bond*,Love
6500,*Bond*,Love,*Lovelessness*
6501,Love,*Lovelessness*,/u/MrManicMarty
6502,*Lovelessness*,/u/MrManicMarty,*Hello*
6503,/u/MrManicMarty,*Hello*,"**GENERAL KENOBI!**

^^sorry ^^couldn't ^^help ^^myself

Also, hi."
6504,*Hello*,"**GENERAL KENOBI!**

^^sorry ^^couldn't ^^help ^^myself

Also, hi.",*Nice*
6505,"**GENERAL KENOBI!**

^^sorry ^^couldn't ^^help ^^myself

Also, hi.",*Nice*,*Double nice*
6506,*Nice*,*Double nice*,*Awesome!*
6507,*Double nice*,*Awesome!*,*Combo!*
6508,*Awesome!*,*Combo!*,*Super!*
6509,*Combo!*,*Super!*,Clark
6510,*Super!*,Clark,*Dude*
6511,Clark,*Dude*,Bowling
6512,*Dude*,Bowling,*Ball*
6513,Bowling,*Ball*,Vulnerable
6514,*Ball*,Vulnerable,*Dangerous!*
6515,Vulnerable,*Dangerous!*,The corners of tables.
6516,*Dangerous!*,The corners of tables.,*Oh*
6517,The corners of tables.,*Oh*,my
6518,*Oh*,my,*Father*
6519,my,*Father*,who
6520,*Father*,who,*Are*
6521,who,*Are*,In
6522,*Are*,In,*The*
6523,In,*The*,dance
6524,*The*,dance,*To*
6525,dance,*To*,death
6526,*To*,death,*What?*
6527,death,*What?*,*curtain close*
6528,*What?*,*curtain close*,*The end*
6529,*curtain close*,*The end*,Thanks! This has been fun!
6530,*The end*,Thanks! This has been fun!,*Already?*
6531,Thanks! This has been fun!,*Already?*,Why not?
6532,Word Association Game,Cozy,Bed
6533,Cozy,Bed,Pillow
6534,Bed,Pillow,Talk
6535,Pillow,Talk,Whisper
6536,Talk,Whisper,*Scream*
6537,Whisper,*Scream*,Knife
6538,*Scream*,Knife,*Like*
6539,Bed,Pillow,Bite
6540,Pillow,Bite,Fangs
6541,Bite,Fangs,Vampire
6542,Fangs,Vampire,Night
6543,Cozy,Bed,love
6544,Bed,love,Hug
6545,Word Association Game,Cozy,Breeze
6546,Cozy,Breeze,Psithurism 
6547,Word Association Game,Ring,Gollum
6548,Ring,Gollum,Creepy
6549,Gollum,Creepy,Nope
6550,Creepy,Nope,Negative
6551,Nope,Negative,Minus
6552,Negative,Minus,Math
6553,Minus,Math,Numbers
6554,Math,Numbers,*Letters*
6555,Word Association Game,Illusion ,Reality
6556,Illusion ,Reality,TV
6557,Reality,TV,people
6558,TV,people,Sheeple
6559,TV,people,Limbs
6560,Word Association Game,Illusion ,Hypnosis
6561,Illusion ,Hypnosis,Pocket watch
6562,Hypnosis,Pocket watch,Spy
6563,Pocket watch,Spy,Gadgets 
6564,Spy,Gadgets ,*Nokia*
6565,Gadgets ,*Nokia*,Indestructible 
6566,*Nokia*,Indestructible ,fortress
6567,Indestructible ,fortress,Tower
6568,fortress,Tower,Gauntlet
6569,Tower,Gauntlet,"Lanister 
"
6570,Gauntlet,"Lanister 
",Lion
6571,"Lanister 
",Lion,Heart
6572,Lion,Heart,Blood
6573,Heart,Blood,Life
6574,Tower,Gauntlet,Clint Eastwood 
6575,Tower,Gauntlet,Knight
6576,Tower,Gauntlet,Witchking
6577,Word Association Game,Croissant?,Flakes
6578,Croissant?,Flakes,Grapes
6579,Croissant?,Flakes,Croissant!
6580,Word Association Game,Croissant?,French
6581,Croissant?,French,*Italy!*
6582,French,*Italy!*,Shoes. 
6583,*Italy!*,Shoes. ,*Spicy*
6584,Shoes. ,*Spicy*,Meatball
6585,*Spicy*,Meatball,*Pasta*
6586,Meatball,*Pasta*,Creamy
6587,*Pasta*,Creamy,*Ice cream*
6588,French,*Italy!*,Olives
6589,*Italy!*,Olives,*Tree.*
6590,Olives,*Tree.*,Tall
6591,*Tree.*,Tall,Taco
6592,Tall,Taco,*Tuesday?*
6593,Taco,*Tuesday?*,Yes!
6594,*Tuesday?*,Yes!,*No?*
6595,Yes!,*No?*,*Maybe?*
6596,*No?*,*Maybe?*,*Definitely!*
6597,Tall,Taco,Tequila
6598,Croissant?,French,fries
6599,French,fries,Ketchup
6600,fries,Ketchup,*Mayonaise*
6601,Ketchup,*Mayonaise*,eggs
6602,*Mayonaise*,eggs,*Lion*
6603,Word Association Game,Croissant?,Chocalatine
6604,Croissant?,Chocalatine,Babel
6605,Chocalatine,Babel,Tower
6606,Babel,Tower,hobbit
6607,Tower,hobbit,Tolkien
6608,Word Association Game,Dash,Trip
6609,Dash,Trip,hop
6610,Trip,hop,Hip
6611,hop,Hip,shoulder
6612,Hip,shoulder,Charge
6613,Dash,Trip,dxm
6614,Word Association Game,Fight!,Club
6615,Fight!,Club,Penguin
6616,Club,Penguin,Dr. Freeze
6617,Penguin,Dr. Freeze,Arnold
6618,Dr. Freeze,Arnold,Tea
6619,Arnold,Tea,*Coffee!*
6620,Word Association Game,Fight!,Fatality!
6621,Fight!,Fatality!,Babality!
6622,Fight!,Fatality!,Spine
6623,Fatality!,Spine,Clickity clack... ^(lol brain)
6624,Spine,Clickity clack... ^(lol brain),Casstanet 
6625,Word Association Game,*Poem*,For
6626,*Poem*,For,*Music*
6627,Word Association Game,Reddit,Karma
6628,Reddit,Karma,Luck
6629,Word Association Game,Reddit,is fuuuuun
6630,Reddit,is fuuuuun,Friends
6631,is fuuuuun,Friends,Connection
6632,Friends,Connection,Network
6633,Word Association Game,Star,Bursts 
6634,Star,Bursts ,Halo 2
6635,Bursts ,Halo 2,Shooter
6636,Star,Bursts ,Kaboom
6637,Would anyone like to talk?,"I'm kinda bored but I've got some things I should be doing. 

So, what's the weather like?",The weather is fine. It's soooo normal it's making me bored
6638,"I'm kinda bored but I've got some things I should be doing. 

So, what's the weather like?",The weather is fine. It's soooo normal it's making me bored,"What's normal? Hot, cold? Wet, dry? Why not go for a walk and try to find something new?"
6639,The weather is fine. It's soooo normal it's making me bored,"What's normal? Hot, cold? Wet, dry? Why not go for a walk and try to find something new?","No rain, not to hot, not to cold. Perfectly normal. I'm actually about to go for a walk"
6640,"What's normal? Hot, cold? Wet, dry? Why not go for a walk and try to find something new?","No rain, not to hot, not to cold. Perfectly normal. I'm actually about to go for a walk",Hey I'm talking to both of you guys! 😀
6641,Would anyone like to talk?,What does it mean to be kuaii?,Kauaii*
6642,What does it mean to be kuaii?,Kauaii*,"Kauai is an island that's a apart of the Hawaiian islands. I think your thinking of ""kawaii"""
6643,Kauaii*,"Kauai is an island that's a apart of the Hawaiian islands. I think your thinking of ""kawaii""","Ohhhhh, yes I thought that is what youre username eluded to. Are you from this island?"
6644,"Kauai is an island that's a apart of the Hawaiian islands. I think your thinking of ""kawaii""","Ohhhhh, yes I thought that is what youre username eluded to. Are you from this island?","No, but it gave a great person to my life, so I adapted with that show name"
6645,Would anyone like to talk?,"Sure, I'm on class",What up
6646,"Sure, I'm on class",What up,"Nothing much, I study Game Development, the teacher is talking about tile maps"
6647,What up,"Nothing much, I study Game Development, the teacher is talking about tile maps",And that's how long my conversations go for too.
6648,What up,"Nothing much, I study Game Development, the teacher is talking about tile maps","If you have finals or projects coming up, I hope you do quite well on them!"
6649,Would anyone like to talk?,Sure man where you from? Replying from the great white north,I'm from upstate New York!
6650,Sure man where you from? Replying from the great white north,I'm from upstate New York!,"I love near Detroit and Buffalo, we're not too far apart"
6651,I'm from upstate New York!,"I love near Detroit and Buffalo, we're not too far apart",Yeah like 7 hours lol
6652,Would anyone like to talk?,Who are you? Where are you?,My name is Kauaiittragedy and I'm from New York. I'm a hip hop artist
6653,Who are you? Where are you?,My name is Kauaiittragedy and I'm from New York. I'm a hip hop artist,Soundcloud link? How long have you been making art?
6654,Would anyone like to talk?,Who here likes steak?,Steak is delicious but pizza is up there as well!
6655,Who here likes steak?,Steak is delicious but pizza is up there as well!,Yes it is! How do you like your pizza? I love mine with tons of extra cheese.
6656,Steak is delicious but pizza is up there as well!,Yes it is! How do you like your pizza? I love mine with tons of extra cheese.,I like mine with pep and mushroom! Extra cheese is my second go to
6657,Would anyone like to talk?,Who here likes steak?,I love steak.  How do you like yours cooked?  I like mine rare.
6658,Who here likes steak?,I love steak.  How do you like yours cooked?  I like mine rare.,Medium. Right in the middle between rare and well-done.
6659,Would anyone like to talk?,"I'm in math class lol 

You could ask me any random question you think of","What is the last book you've read?

Also, I like your username."
6660,"I'm in math class lol 

You could ask me any random question you think of","What is the last book you've read?

Also, I like your username.","Little Town on the Prairie!

Also, thanks! Any particular reason? :D"
6661,Would anyone like to talk?,"Yeah man, let's talk. What's goin' on?","Playing games and blaring music, wbu?"
6662,"Yeah man, let's talk. What's goin' on?","Playing games and blaring music, wbu?",At work at the moment. Waiting for quitting time so I can do the same thing you're doing. 
6663,You get an upvote! You get an upvote! Everybody gets an upvote!,"Oprah, is that you? ",I've been found out!
6664,"Oprah, is that you? ",I've been found out!,"So, uh...got any cars? :P "
6665,I've been found out!,"So, uh...got any cars? :P ",I wish! 😫
6666,"So, uh...got any cars? :P ",I wish! 😫,"Gave them all away, did you? ;) 
"
6667,I wish! 😫,"Gave them all away, did you? ;) 
","Yes, in fact that's exactly the case! 😂"
6668,"Gave them all away, did you? ;) 
","Yes, in fact that's exactly the case! 😂",I'll catch you when you restock :P
6669,You get an upvote! You get an upvote! Everybody gets an upvote!,"Oprah, is that you? ","Yep, Oprah. I can't pay the taxes on the car you just gave out. Thanks though."
6670,"Oprah, is that you? ","Yep, Oprah. I can't pay the taxes on the car you just gave out. Thanks though.",I've always been curious how much the taxes on those cars were. 
6671,You get an upvote! You get an upvote! Everybody gets an upvote!,Can I get an upvote? Really need some of those :(,I went and upvoted a few of your posts ☺
6672,Can I get an upvote? Really need some of those :(,I went and upvoted a few of your posts ☺,"I really appreciate the gesture, but there was really no need to go to such extent!!"
6673,You get an upvote! You get an upvote! Everybody gets an upvote!,Can I get an upvote? Really need some of those :(,Gave you one!
6674,Can I get an upvote? Really need some of those :(,Gave you one!,"""Butts!"""
6675,Gave you one!,"""Butts!""",I want to upvote this one twice
6676,You get an upvote! You get an upvote! Everybody gets an upvote!,"I like to think I'm not a karma whore, but it isnt true.",Admitting it is the first step
6677,"I like to think I'm not a karma whore, but it isnt true.",Admitting it is the first step,What's the next?
6678,Admitting it is the first step,What's the next?,Karma
6679,You get an upvote! You get an upvote! Everybody gets an upvote!,Not to be greedy but while we're at it can I get some gold?,All I can give is an upvote. I has no gold.
6680,Not to be greedy but while we're at it can I get some gold?,All I can give is an upvote. I has no gold.,I casually understand.
6681,All I can give is an upvote. I has no gold.,I casually understand.,Hey someone gave you one for me!
6682,You get an upvote! You get an upvote! Everybody gets an upvote!,Hi everyone. I heard they were giving away upvotes in here?,You heard correctly! I'm giving them away at least.
6683,Hi everyone. I heard they were giving away upvotes in here?,You heard correctly! I'm giving them away at least.,I guess I'm giving them away too now! 
6684,You get an upvote! You get an upvote! Everybody gets an upvote!,I am new in Reddit and I only have 1 post karma. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯,"\ &lt;------ Here, you dropped this 😁 And welcome!"
6685,I am new in Reddit and I only have 1 post karma. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯,"\ &lt;------ Here, you dropped this 😁 And welcome!","Wooops thanks! Clumpsy me :P
"
6686,You get an upvote! You get an upvote! Everybody gets an upvote!,Really?,Really what?
6687,Really?,Really what?,we all get upvotes?
6688,Really what?,we all get upvotes?,Everyone who comments on this thread at least lol.
6689,we all get upvotes?,Everyone who comments on this thread at least lol.,wow srsly??
6690,Everyone who comments on this thread at least lol.,wow srsly??,Yeah so far I've upvoted every comment.
6691,You get an upvote! You get an upvote! Everybody gets an upvote!,Hi!,Hello!
6692,Hi!,Hello!,How are you?
6693,You get an upvote! You get an upvote! Everybody gets an upvote!,Here to collect upvote.,Upvote dispatched.
6694,Here to collect upvote.,Upvote dispatched.,Thank you kindly.
6695,You get an upvote! You get an upvote! Everybody gets an upvote!,"I don't like upvote parties, have a downvote ",Well I gave you an upvote anyways. 😊
6696,"I don't like upvote parties, have a downvote ",Well I gave you an upvote anyways. 😊,allow me to downvote you again 
6697,You get an upvote! You get an upvote! Everybody gets an upvote!,Have you ever gilded anyone before? You should try it ,I haven't! That costs real money right?
6698,Have you ever gilded anyone before? You should try it ,I haven't! That costs real money right?,Yes! I'll be your guinea pig if you want! 
6699,You get an upvote! You get an upvote! Everybody gets an upvote!,"Upvote me pls, OP! I got all of you as well. :)",Yay! Thank you 😊
6700,"Upvote me pls, OP! I got all of you as well. :)",Yay! Thank you 😊,Quite welcome! :)
6701,You get an upvote! You get an upvote! Everybody gets an upvote!,"You have a good day/night too! :)

Take care!


*Nana internet hug*",Thank you! ❤
6702,"You have a good day/night too! :)

Take care!


*Nana internet hug*",Thank you! ❤,You are so welcome :)
6703,You get an upvote! You get an upvote! Everybody gets an upvote!,"14 hours ago. Nooo, I'm too late for my free karma. ",Well you still got an upvote from me 😊
6704,"14 hours ago. Nooo, I'm too late for my free karma. ",Well you still got an upvote from me 😊,Returning the favor. Much love.
6705,You get an upvote! You get an upvote! Everybody gets an upvote!,Am I too late for the upvote party? Anyone? Hello?,Upvoted 😊
6706,Am I too late for the upvote party? Anyone? Hello?,Upvoted 😊,"Thank you,kind stranger :)"
6707,You get an upvote! You get an upvote! Everybody gets an upvote!,What a nice thread you got going :),Isn't it great? 😊
6708,What a nice thread you got going :),Isn't it great? 😊,This is why I love this sub.
6709,"Off school ill today, keep me company?",Truth,What's your funniest joke that isn't actually funny?
6710,Truth,What's your funniest joke that isn't actually funny?,I don't even know if I would be allowed to tell you that.
6711,What's your funniest joke that isn't actually funny?,I don't even know if I would be allowed to tell you that.,Oh. 
6712,Truth,What's your funniest joke that isn't actually funny?,"what did 0 say to 8?

""nice belt"""
6713,"Off school ill today, keep me company?",Truth,"Are you really lucy? or you a 45 year old austic creep? (Op, not you Johan)"
6714,Truth,"Are you really lucy? or you a 45 year old austic creep? (Op, not you Johan)",I'm Lucy. :) I try to avoid the 45yr olds tbh. 
6715,"Are you really lucy? or you a 45 year old austic creep? (Op, not you Johan)",I'm Lucy. :) I try to avoid the 45yr olds tbh. ,"Damit, was hoping for the creep."
6716,I'm Lucy. :) I try to avoid the 45yr olds tbh. ,"Damit, was hoping for the creep.",Why? I know I'm boring but....
6717,"Are you really lucy? or you a 45 year old austic creep? (Op, not you Johan)",I'm Lucy. :) I try to avoid the 45yr olds tbh. ,"46 year olds are ok though, right ;P 

(Not that I am one lol)"
6718,"Off school ill today, keep me company?",truth,What are u wearing
6719,truth,What are u wearing,"Faded blue jeans, chequered blue shirt, black socks, black and blue boxers, and brown sneakers. "
6720,"Off school ill today, keep me company?",Truth,What do you wear to bed?
6721,Truth,What do you wear to bed?,Just an old tshirt and my underwear.
6722,What do you wear to bed?,Just an old tshirt and my underwear.,Id feel tangled up if I wore a shirt to bed.
6723,Just an old tshirt and my underwear.,Id feel tangled up if I wore a shirt to bed.,If I don't I kinda feel uncomfortable. No idea why though
6724,Id feel tangled up if I wore a shirt to bed.,If I don't I kinda feel uncomfortable. No idea why though,Can I get a question?
6725,If I don't I kinda feel uncomfortable. No idea why though,Can I get a question?,What language would you like to learn? 
6726,Can I get a question?,What language would you like to learn? ,I know everyone says this but I would really like to learn Japanese. 
6727,"Off school ill today, keep me company?",Truth,what's your biggest secret?
6728,Truth,what's your biggest secret?,Hey you're not OP
6729,"Off school ill today, keep me company?",Truth ,What was the best burrito you ever smelled? 
6730,Truth ,What was the best burrito you ever smelled? ,The burrito my sister made :) 
6731,"Off school ill today, keep me company?","*Hey, I'm ill, too! My head hurts and stuff...*        
     
*Also, truth.*",What is your opinion on pineapples on pizza?
6732,"*Hey, I'm ill, too! My head hurts and stuff...*        
     
*Also, truth.*",What is your opinion on pineapples on pizza?,*Absolutely love it.*
6733,What is your opinion on pineapples on pizza?,*Absolutely love it.*,My kind of person :)
6734,My girlfriend threatens me with Arbys giftcards when I don't listen to her.,Try their roast beef. It's pretty tasty. ,"I call it ""gray beef,"" and find it unpalatable. In fairness, I find all fast food to be crap."
6735,Try their roast beef. It's pretty tasty. ,"I call it ""gray beef,"" and find it unpalatable. In fairness, I find all fast food to be crap.",Wendy's chicken is ok. 
6736,"I call it ""gray beef,"" and find it unpalatable. In fairness, I find all fast food to be crap.",Wendy's chicken is ok. ,Fuck off Wendy's shill REEEEEEEEEEEEE
6737,"I call it ""gray beef,"" and find it unpalatable. In fairness, I find all fast food to be crap.",Wendy's chicken is ok. ,spicy chicken for sure. 
6738,My girlfriend threatens me with Arbys giftcards when I don't listen to her.,Try their roast beef. It's pretty tasty. ,Beef n cheddar is the way to go
6739,Try their roast beef. It's pretty tasty. ,Beef n cheddar is the way to go,On an onion bun
6740,Try their roast beef. It's pretty tasty. ,Beef n cheddar is the way to go,Arby's sauce is great. 
6741,Beef n cheddar is the way to go,Arby's sauce is great. ,"Horsey sauce or death, heretic."
6742,My girlfriend threatens me with Arbys giftcards when I don't listen to her.,Try their roast beef. It's pretty tasty. ,I dunno it looks pretty scary.
6743,Try their roast beef. It's pretty tasty. ,I dunno it looks pretty scary.,It's fucking gross.
6744,My girlfriend threatens me with Arbys giftcards when I don't listen to her.,We in the midwest call it pop. Sorry if you don't like what we call it here. ,"I am in the Midwest and I refuse to adhere to your archaic standards!
"
6745,We in the midwest call it pop. Sorry if you don't like what we call it here. ,"I am in the Midwest and I refuse to adhere to your archaic standards!
",Are you born and raised in the midwest or did you move here later in life?
6746,"I am in the Midwest and I refuse to adhere to your archaic standards!
",Are you born and raised in the midwest or did you move here later in life?,Born and raised! Norwood park in Chicago baby!
6747,My girlfriend threatens me with Arbys giftcards when I don't listen to her.,I fuckin' love Arby's. Jamoca shakes.,I'm with you. Jamocha is the shit. 
6748,I fuckin' love Arby's. Jamoca shakes.,I'm with you. Jamocha is the shit. ,Jamochn' me crazy
6749,What brings you joy in life ?,"Tea as there's always new ones to try sort of all I've been into lately, not much else.",Have you every tried lapsang souchong?
6750,"Tea as there's always new ones to try sort of all I've been into lately, not much else.",Have you every tried lapsang souchong?,Yea really not a huge fan I prefer the higher quality non smoked version to be honest.
6751,What brings you joy in life ?,I fucking love bees,Whats your favorite bee
6752,I fucking love bees,Whats your favorite bee,"The bee kind. As a serious answer, I haven't really thought about that."
6753,What's a stereotype about where you live that's actually true?,"I'm from Minnesota and we really do say ""oop"" when we accidentally run into/touch someone.","Ah Minnesota, the Canada of the south. Is it as cold there as everyone says?"
6754,"I'm from Minnesota and we really do say ""oop"" when we accidentally run into/touch someone.","Ah Minnesota, the Canada of the south. Is it as cold there as everyone says?",Yes it is. And its super humid and buggy in the summer:/
6755,"Ah Minnesota, the Canada of the south. Is it as cold there as everyone says?",Yes it is. And its super humid and buggy in the summer:/,Ah yea I feel your pain. Mosquitos can go straight to the deepest pit in hell
6756,What's a stereotype about where you live that's actually true?,"I'm from Minnesota and we really do say ""oop"" when we accidentally run into/touch someone.",True story. I've apologized for bumping into inanimate objects. 
6757,"I'm from Minnesota and we really do say ""oop"" when we accidentally run into/touch someone.",True story. I've apologized for bumping into inanimate objects. ,I've already done it like 3 times today...
6758,What's a stereotype about where you live that's actually true?,"I am French. And yes, we eat frog legs. And that's freaking delicious ! :D",What do they taste like?!?!
6759,"I am French. And yes, we eat frog legs. And that's freaking delicious ! :D",What do they taste like?!?!,"Chicken, mostly. Same texture as well. "
6760,What do they taste like?!?!,"Chicken, mostly. Same texture as well. ",Oh cool. Somehow I always pictured them tasting fishy
6761,Hey,Mines ok im having to cut like 8 pounds for my wrestling meet on Saturday,"Ooh yikes, good luck and keep upright! I hear wrestling weight loss can be rough. "
6762,Mines ok im having to cut like 8 pounds for my wrestling meet on Saturday,"Ooh yikes, good luck and keep upright! I hear wrestling weight loss can be rough. ",Its awful I'd have to admit but its definitely worth it all part of the sport!
6763,"Ooh yikes, good luck and keep upright! I hear wrestling weight loss can be rough. ",Its awful I'd have to admit but its definitely worth it all part of the sport!,"Yeah, I know a couple wrestlers and none of them seem to have regretted it."
6764,Its awful I'd have to admit but its definitely worth it all part of the sport!,"Yeah, I know a couple wrestlers and none of them seem to have regretted it.",👌👌👍👍
6765,Hey,HEY! Peep my post history just bought some fire sneakers!,Those are nice but look too close to socks. 
6766,HEY! Peep my post history just bought some fire sneakers!,Those are nice but look too close to socks. ,"Well they are called ""city socks"" so that's the look they are going after."
6767,Truth or dare?,Truth,"What silly superpower would you wanna have, and why?"
6768,Truth,"What silly superpower would you wanna have, and why?","Insanely High metabolism, I want to eat everything but not gain any fat."
6769,Truth or dare?,truth,Favourite song atm?
6770,truth,Favourite song atm?,Numb/Encore by Linkin Park feat Jay-Z
6771,Favourite song atm?,Numb/Encore by Linkin Park feat Jay-Z,That song is lit
6772,Numb/Encore by Linkin Park feat Jay-Z,That song is lit,"Thank you, thank you. You're far too kind."
6773,((Clear your mind here)),"I will fold something. Like, on a post-it note. They come out tiny, like, 3 millimeters!",You're folding words or quotes of some sort? 
6774,"I will fold something. Like, on a post-it note. They come out tiny, like, 3 millimeters!",You're folding words or quotes of some sort? ,No. Origami
6775,((Clear your mind here)),I am worried my friend doesn't like me and is only pretending to like me :(,You should ask them. That helped me.
6776,I am worried my friend doesn't like me and is only pretending to like me :(,You should ask them. That helped me.,"I don't want to make it awkward though, I will talk to a counselor about it"
6777,You should ask them. That helped me.,"I don't want to make it awkward though, I will talk to a counselor about it",I understand. Good luck.
6778,((Clear your mind here)),I'm having constant panic attacks and it's driving me crazy. I want to cry ,you take anything for that?
6779,I'm having constant panic attacks and it's driving me crazy. I want to cry ,you take anything for that?,My Xanax is all out and I don't want to be dependent on it it idk what else to do 
6780,Just got one of those new fidget spinners...,They look cool. I have one of those fidget cubes and I like that a lot. ,i was thinking about getting one of those too lol
6781,They look cool. I have one of those fidget cubes and I like that a lot. ,i was thinking about getting one of those too lol,They are cool. I like that I can play with it in my pocket without much notice. 
6782,i was thinking about getting one of those too lol,They are cool. I like that I can play with it in my pocket without much notice. ,oh you must have either super big pockets or a little spinner lolol
6783,They are cool. I like that I can play with it in my pocket without much notice. ,oh you must have either super big pockets or a little spinner lolol,"I like big pockets, what can I say? :P "
6784,oh you must have either super big pockets or a little spinner lolol,"I like big pockets, what can I say? :P ","wow, i just now realized you were talking about the cube. derp lolol"
6785,Just got one of those new fidget spinners...,"They were actually made in the 90s, but ok. ",Thats pretty awesome Mr. KnowItAll
6786,"They were actually made in the 90s, but ok. ",Thats pretty awesome Mr. KnowItAll,Okai 
6787,Did you ever got Reddit Gold?,Yes I have it now this is the second time I've gotten it.,Show us
6788,Yes I have it now this is the second time I've gotten it.,Show us,How?
6789,Show us,How?,Wait what just happened
6790,How?,Wait what just happened,:) 
6791,Did you ever got Reddit Gold?,"I've been gilded a lot, I also try to gild a lot ",What's it like?
6792,"I've been gilded a lot, I also try to gild a lot ",What's it like?,Fun :) 
6793,What's it like?,Fun :) ,what the fuck where do you get all that gold
6794,Did you ever got Reddit Gold?,somehow that fate escaped me for 3 years I'm here,Got you!
6795,somehow that fate escaped me for 3 years I'm here,Got you!,You got us all! ;)
6796,Girls ask guys and guys ask girls!,Do girls/women take off their bras during physical exams?,Depends if the doctor is hot or not. 
6797,Do girls/women take off their bras during physical exams?,Depends if the doctor is hot or not. ,More like if you are
6798,Girls ask guys and guys ask girls!,"Sure, girls of CC why don't any girls like me? Is it because I'm ugly? Boring? both? ","Personally- I don't know you, do you think you're boring and ugly? "
6799,"Sure, girls of CC why don't any girls like me? Is it because I'm ugly? Boring? both? ","Personally- I don't know you, do you think you're boring and ugly? ",Yes
6800,Girls ask guys and guys ask girls!,Why do you girls always look down or to the right when i catch you staring at me?,I think everyone looks away haha
6801,Why do you girls always look down or to the right when i catch you staring at me?,I think everyone looks away haha,I guess now that i think about i have do it before. 
6802,You find a genie that offers you 3 wishes,I can't believe that nobody is wishing for Peace &amp; Love &amp; Universal Understanding...,Clearly the reddit population doesn't include a lot of humanitarians of pagent models 
6803,I can't believe that nobody is wishing for Peace &amp; Love &amp; Universal Understanding...,Clearly the reddit population doesn't include a lot of humanitarians of pagent models ,For shame...
6804,Clearly the reddit population doesn't include a lot of humanitarians of pagent models ,For shame...,Maybe they can hire a recruitment manager to increase the number of these users 
6805,Just watched Guardian of The Galaxy 2,I hate the forced humor after a dramatic scene and I hate marvel and capeshit movies,It's not ripe. 
6806,I hate the forced humor after a dramatic scene and I hate marvel and capeshit movies,It's not ripe. ,I thought that one swung around the curve and and became so-bad-it-was-good
6807,It's not ripe. ,I thought that one swung around the curve and and became so-bad-it-was-good,Maybe if it had been a different character lol
6808,Just watched Guardian of The Galaxy 2,I loved the movie too. There was one joke that was way too forced though imo. ,Mind sharing which joke?
6809,I loved the movie too. There was one joke that was way too forced though imo. ,Mind sharing which joke?,It's not ripe. 
6810,I loved the movie too. There was one joke that was way too forced though imo. ,Mind sharing which joke?,"It's not ripe, Drax's nipples or most likely Taser Face are the best candidates. "
6811,Mind sharing which joke?,"It's not ripe, Drax's nipples or most likely Taser Face are the best candidates. ",Drax doesn't even have nipples.
6812,What's a career choice you remember considering as a kid?,"Paleontologist, Archaeologist, Museum Curator, Ethologist, or a Biology Teacher",Oooo I'm noticing this pattern. What did you end up doing? Anything related? 
6813,"Paleontologist, Archaeologist, Museum Curator, Ethologist, or a Biology Teacher",Oooo I'm noticing this pattern. What did you end up doing? Anything related? ,"I'm a Medical Scientist working in Transplantation now. 

Close enough"
6814,What are you having/did you have for dinner?,I went to Whole Foods and ended up getting Latin food and a brownie with an Oreo on it ,What kind of Latin food?
6815,I went to Whole Foods and ended up getting Latin food and a brownie with an Oreo on it ,What kind of Latin food?,"Some kind of roast beef, yellow rice, beans, and of course, plantains! "
6816,What kind of Latin food?,"Some kind of roast beef, yellow rice, beans, and of course, plantains! ",Have you ever had fried plantains? Those. Are. GOOD.
6817,What are you having/did you have for dinner?,Tommy's ,What kind of food do they have?
6818,Tommy's ,What kind of food do they have?,Burgers and Hot Dogs.
6819,What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the word millenials?,"I assume that whatever they're doing, they're making something worse (I'm Gen X).",Just like every generation before so that's par for the course.
6820,"I assume that whatever they're doing, they're making something worse (I'm Gen X).",Just like every generation before so that's par for the course.,I see.
6821,What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the word millenials?,Falcon,HAHAHAHAH THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT I'VE READ ♡ you have my respect. May the force be with us
6822,Falcon,HAHAHAHAH THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT I'VE READ ♡ you have my respect. May the force be with us,"And also with you. 

Wait wrong thread "
6823,Falcon,HAHAHAHAH THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT I'VE READ ♡ you have my respect. May the force be with us,Is it really the best though? It was kind of cheating
6824,HAHAHAHAH THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT I'VE READ ♡ you have my respect. May the force be with us,Is it really the best though? It was kind of cheating,"Well, any star wars reference is always the coolest thing to say."
6825,Do you have a song that you're embarrassed to admit you like?,"Iggy Azalea - Fancy

I'm 22 straight male and I'm fancy as fuck.","I'd say you're pretty regular, Phil ;)"
6826,"Iggy Azalea - Fancy

I'm 22 straight male and I'm fancy as fuck.","I'd say you're pretty regular, Phil ;)","ha, should've picked FancyPhil"
6827,Do you have a song that you're embarrassed to admit you like?,Taaaaaaaake ooooooon meeeeeeee!,Are there people that don't like that song? I can't help but sing it.
6828,Taaaaaaaake ooooooon meeeeeeee!,Are there people that don't like that song? I can't help but sing it.,The riff is just so amazing. 
6829,It's finals week,Currently procrastinating my last take home final/,What subject? I'm procrastinating on reviewing 
6830,Currently procrastinating my last take home final/,What subject? I'm procrastinating on reviewing ,Calc 2. Merp. What are you reviewing?
6831,It's finals week,Currently procrastinating my last take home final/,"Get to it! The sooner it's done, the better you will feel. Good luck!"
6832,Currently procrastinating my last take home final/,"Get to it! The sooner it's done, the better you will feel. Good luck!","That actually got me off my ass to do it, hats off to you."
6833,It's finals week,Sounds like you need the fanciest plate of pasta available to you to cheer you up.,"Not even fancy

Just need comfort"
6834,Sounds like you need the fanciest plate of pasta available to you to cheer you up.,"Not even fancy

Just need comfort",An okay plate of pasta that brings you good memories. All while eating it in a blanket fort.
6835,"Not even fancy

Just need comfort",An okay plate of pasta that brings you good memories. All while eating it in a blanket fort.,Blanket fort is the key word here
6836,It's finals week,"It's decently warm here, which is nice since I'm working outside today.",Enjoy! 
6837,"It's decently warm here, which is nice since I'm working outside today.",Enjoy! ,"Believe me. After 8 months of fucking snow and unrelenting cold, I intend to lol."
6838,Enjoy! ,"Believe me. After 8 months of fucking snow and unrelenting cold, I intend to lol.",That's the spirit 
6839,"Believe me. After 8 months of fucking snow and unrelenting cold, I intend to lol.",That's the spirit ,Haha yup. Best of luck on your finals.
6840,That's the spirit ,Haha yup. Best of luck on your finals.,Thanks bud :)
6841,It's finals week,Mine's going alright. ,That's good to hear!:)
6842,Mine's going alright. ,That's good to hear!:),Yep I am making poetry and sharing them with people here.
6843,That's good to hear!:),Yep I am making poetry and sharing them with people here.,Cool!!! 
6844,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.","**Vent**

There were ants in my cereal, I took a bite and swallowed some before I noticed.",Ugh!  Freaking ants!  
6845,"**Vent**

There were ants in my cereal, I took a bite and swallowed some before I noticed.",Ugh!  Freaking ants!  ,But...free protein!
6846,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.",I'm happy because today is my 18th birthday. :D,Happy birthday
6847,I'm happy because today is my 18th birthday. :D,Happy birthday,Thank you! :)
6848,What part of the world are you currently from?,Turkey!,34?
6849,Turkey!,34?,&lt;3
6850,What part of the world are you currently from?,"Vancouver, BC, Canada. ",I would love to go there some day.
6851,"Vancouver, BC, Canada. ",I would love to go there some day.,What interests you about Vancouver?
6852,"I'm kicking back with a beer, what about you?",At work. Sitting like a piece of shit,You'll get out eventually.
6853,At work. Sitting like a piece of shit,You'll get out eventually.,"Ain't no thang but a chickan wang. How's the beer, man? Any good shows?"
6854,"I'm kicking back with a beer, what about you?",Working. Eagerly awaiting the end of my shift so I can go grab a drink at the pub.,"Nice, let's hope it goes quickly for you."
6855,Working. Eagerly awaiting the end of my shift so I can go grab a drink at the pub.,"Nice, let's hope it goes quickly for you.",Here's hoping! only 5 more hours. 
6856,"Nice, let's hope it goes quickly for you.",Here's hoping! only 5 more hours. ,I'll drink a beer in your honour. 
6857,Here's hoping! only 5 more hours. ,I'll drink a beer in your honour. ,Thanks m8 cheers. 
6858,"I'm kicking back with a beer, what about you?","Finished cleaning and packing my place for moving, now I'm relaxing with a bath. So needed.","Can't beat a good bath to chill you out, how long til your move?"
6859,"Finished cleaning and packing my place for moving, now I'm relaxing with a bath. So needed.","Can't beat a good bath to chill you out, how long til your move?",Actually it's done! It was immediate and I was just clearing up the last bit of stuff.
6860,"Can't beat a good bath to chill you out, how long til your move?",Actually it's done! It was immediate and I was just clearing up the last bit of stuff.,Ah that's cool. Moving is always stressful so I bet you're glad it's over.
6861,"I'm kicking back with a beer, what about you?",I just spent 4 hours studying for my US History final exam that is tomorrow.,"Ah nice, how'd the revision go? Do you feel ready?"
6862,I just spent 4 hours studying for my US History final exam that is tomorrow.,"Ah nice, how'd the revision go? Do you feel ready?",I hope so. But I am not so sure. The Essay portion of the exam is what worries me.
6863,"Ah nice, how'd the revision go? Do you feel ready?",I hope so. But I am not so sure. The Essay portion of the exam is what worries me.,I hate essays they can be a nightmare.
6864,"My band sold out of shirts at a show, and I think that's pretty cool.",Got a photo of the shirt? ,Y'know what... I don't think that I do
6865,Got a photo of the shirt? ,Y'know what... I don't think that I do,lololol what
6866,"My band sold out of shirts at a show, and I think that's pretty cool.",What city(s) do you play in?,"Anywhere in Ontario right now, hopefully anywhere in the world someday (that's the dream anyway)"
6867,What city(s) do you play in?,"Anywhere in Ontario right now, hopefully anywhere in the world someday (that's the dream anyway)",Where in Ontario? I'm in Niagara Falls
6868,Someone to chat with!,"Eh, I'm fine. I have a flu, but I think I'll get better.","Ugh, get well soon!! "
6869,"Eh, I'm fine. I have a flu, but I think I'll get better.","Ugh, get well soon!! ",Thanks a lot. Just listening to some good music right now.
6870,"Ugh, get well soon!! ",Thanks a lot. Just listening to some good music right now.,"Uuh, what are you listening to?"
6871,Thanks a lot. Just listening to some good music right now.,"Uuh, what are you listening to?","Carry On My Wayward Son, Bohemian Rhapsody, Take On Me, etc... These songs are amazing"
6872,"Uuh, what are you listening to?","Carry On My Wayward Son, Bohemian Rhapsody, Take On Me, etc... These songs are amazing","Uuh, nice playlist! Have you listened to ""Hamilton"" yet?"
6873,"Carry On My Wayward Son, Bohemian Rhapsody, Take On Me, etc... These songs are amazing","Uuh, nice playlist! Have you listened to ""Hamilton"" yet?","No, I haven't. Could you tell me more?"
6874,Someone to chat with!,Hey,Hey there :)
6875,Hey,Hey there :),Whatyawannatalkabout
6876,Hey there :),Whatyawannatalkabout,How are you?
6877,Whatyawannatalkabout,How are you?,Me
6878,How are you?,Me,"Yeah, you! How are you? :D"
6879,Me,"Yeah, you! How are you? :D",I f fantastic!❤
6880,"Yeah, you! How are you? :D",I f fantastic!❤,That's great! 
6881,Someone to chat with!,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hello! 
6882,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hello! ,How are you doing today?
6883,Hello! ,How are you doing today?,"I'm feeling great, thanks! How are you?"
6884,How are you doing today?,"I'm feeling great, thanks! How are you?",I'm doing great thank you soooo much for asking😀😊☺🙌👍👏
6885,What can I do that can make you have a better day?,Can you give me a jokey compliment?,I bet your pooping face is just the hottest pooping face I've never seen. 
6886,Can you give me a jokey compliment?,I bet your pooping face is just the hottest pooping face I've never seen. ,😣
6887,I bet your pooping face is just the hottest pooping face I've never seen. ,😣,"Oooh baby. /r/CasualConversation isn't NSFW. Take that down... before it gets bad. 


"
6888,😣,"Oooh baby. /r/CasualConversation isn't NSFW. Take that down... before it gets bad. 


","Yes, ma'am. 😞"
6889,What can I do that can make you have a better day?,Give me some cash so I can go to the pub. $20 should cover it,Oh buddy if I had cash I would send it to you and then take myself to the pub. 
6890,Give me some cash so I can go to the pub. $20 should cover it,Oh buddy if I had cash I would send it to you and then take myself to the pub. ,I appreciate the thought 👍
6891,"Bored, stoned, in bed... Let's chat!",Hello! Whats going on??,I found out my now ex has been cheating on me...  so my heart aches a bit.  
6892,Hello! Whats going on??,I found out my now ex has been cheating on me...  so my heart aches a bit.  ,Sucks.... do you know who the person who they cheated with is? 
6893,I found out my now ex has been cheating on me...  so my heart aches a bit.  ,Sucks.... do you know who the person who they cheated with is? ,No. He slept with multiple chicks.   Oh well
6894,Sucks.... do you know who the person who they cheated with is? ,No. He slept with multiple chicks.   Oh well,His loss then. Karma will get him eventually :)
6895,No. He slept with multiple chicks.   Oh well,His loss then. Karma will get him eventually :),Maybe...  It's just tricky.   I'm pretty upset   not sure how to move forward.. 
6896,His loss then. Karma will get him eventually :),Maybe...  It's just tricky.   I'm pretty upset   not sure how to move forward.. ,I'm so sorry! Did you just find this out? That's terrible :(
6897,Maybe...  It's just tricky.   I'm pretty upset   not sure how to move forward.. ,I'm so sorry! Did you just find this out? That's terrible :(,"Yeah,  last night.  I haven't been able to eat or sleep.   I'm just exhausted "
6898,"Bored, stoned, in bed... Let's chat!",Hey!,Hello! 
6899,Hey!,Hello! ,Hi let's talk!
6900,Hello! ,Hi let's talk!,How are ya?  Where are you from? 
6901,"Bored, stoned, in bed... Let's chat!",🤔yeah pretty much the same.,You OK? 
6902,🤔yeah pretty much the same.,You OK? ,I'm getting there. Are you?
6903,You OK? ,I'm getting there. Are you?,Meh.  Feel like this sadness will stay for a little while 
6904,"Bored, stoned, in bed... Let's chat!",What's your favorite fact about your favorite subject?,Google the Gimli glider.   It's a great story!!   
6905,What's your favorite fact about your favorite subject?,Google the Gimli glider.   It's a great story!!   ,"That's hilarious! Thanks for the laughs!


"
6906,Google the Gimli glider.   It's a great story!!   ,"That's hilarious! Thanks for the laughs!


",It's funny??  It's great piloting!  Haha.   Or dumb fuelers.  
6907,What's the freakiest movie you've ever seen?,Get Out was the most out there movie I've seen in a while. But nothing tops Dumplings. ,I've heard Get Out was really good. I haven't gotten a chance to see it yet.
6908,Get Out was the most out there movie I've seen in a while. But nothing tops Dumplings. ,I've heard Get Out was really good. I haven't gotten a chance to see it yet.,It is good. The concept is just so WTF that you wonder who the hell signed off on it
6909,What's the freakiest movie you've ever seen?,"Hostel: Part 2

It was really unbelievable. ",I tend to stay away from the gore/torture porn type movies. They just seem cheap to me.
6910,"Hostel: Part 2

It was really unbelievable. ",I tend to stay away from the gore/torture porn type movies. They just seem cheap to me.,That movie was way over the top.
6911,What's the freakiest movie you've ever seen?,"Hostel: Part 2

It was really unbelievable. ",I liked the Vegas one a little better
6912,"Hostel: Part 2

It was really unbelievable. ",I liked the Vegas one a little better,"Didn't see that one. After watching Part 2, I don't want to see anymore gory Hostel flicks. "
6913,What's the freakiest movie you've ever seen?,Session 9,Just looked it up. Insane asylum! Always a good sign!
6914,Session 9,Just looked it up. Insane asylum! Always a good sign!,It's a psychological thriller so hopefully you'll enjoy it. It still creeps me out lol
6915,I successfully flirted with a person for the first time in real life last night,When's the wedding?,Well I've always wanted a June wedding… haha
6916,When's the wedding?,Well I've always wanted a June wedding… haha,"Well, you better hurry up because June is coming pretty soon!"
6917,When's the wedding?,Well I've always wanted a June wedding… haha,Inb4 Stephen and Caroline 2.0
6918,I successfully flirted with a person for the first time in real life last night,Do you like tendies?,Tendies?
6919,Do you like tendies?,Tendies?,Yes tendies. /r/Tendies 
6920,Tendies?,Yes tendies. /r/Tendies ,[removed]
6921,I successfully flirted with a person for the first time in real life last night,I can never do that. You have serious guts. major props.,I'm sure you'll get there one day:) Being there with my friends definitely helped
6922,I can never do that. You have serious guts. major props.,I'm sure you'll get there one day:) Being there with my friends definitely helped,"I barely have any friends, almost all of them are busy"
6923,I'm sure you'll get there one day:) Being there with my friends definitely helped,"I barely have any friends, almost all of them are busy",I only made friends after moving to the big city
6924,"I barely have any friends, almost all of them are busy",I only made friends after moving to the big city,I'm in the city as well. I just don't know if my friends have time for me or not.
6925,It's summer and I'm feeling like buying a videogame.,"Warframe is free, I've played it for 1600 hours.",downloading !
6926,"Warframe is free, I've played it for 1600 hours.",downloading !,Welcome Tenno!
6927,It's summer and I'm feeling like buying a videogame.,"Warframe is free, I've played it for 1600 hours.",How new is it? 
6928,"Warframe is free, I've played it for 1600 hours.",How new is it? ,it's updated just about weekly.
6929,How new is it? ,it's updated just about weekly.,"I mean when was it released? It said I'm in open beta but you said you have 1600 hours"""
6930,it's updated just about weekly.,"I mean when was it released? It said I'm in open beta but you said you have 1600 hours""",It hasn't been released. It is in open beta.
6931,"I mean when was it released? It said I'm in open beta but you said you have 1600 hours""",It hasn't been released. It is in open beta.,I don't remember when it came out. Four years?
6932,It's summer and I'm feeling like buying a videogame.,"Any of the Bethesda style games would be good.

Stardew Valley if you want to own a farm.",Already played oblivion and skyrim! Did not like FO4  :(
6933,"Any of the Bethesda style games would be good.

Stardew Valley if you want to own a farm.",Already played oblivion and skyrim! Did not like FO4  :(,New Vegas? FO3?
6934,"Any of the Bethesda style games would be good.

Stardew Valley if you want to own a farm.",Already played oblivion and skyrim! Did not like FO4  :(,I like FO3 but just couldn't get into 4.
6935,It's summer and I'm feeling like buying a videogame.,Have you played bloodborne yet?,Yes! Wish it was on pc so I can play it again :(
6936,Have you played bloodborne yet?,Yes! Wish it was on pc so I can play it again :(,Such a good game man.. I might dive back in for a third time now that I have a game capture
6937,Yes! Wish it was on pc so I can play it again :(,Such a good game man.. I might dive back in for a third time now that I have a game capture,I did all the chalices then made a pop BT chikage build :) 
6938,Such a good game man.. I might dive back in for a third time now that I have a game capture,I did all the chalices then made a pop BT chikage build :) ,I looved the hunters axe and now Im gonna do a burial blade build in my ng+1
6939,"OMFG Bonnie Parker (of Bonnie and Clyde) is my great, great aunt!!","I'm related to Bret Masterson, Wyatt Earps deputy.",Bat. Bat Masterson
6940,"I'm related to Bret Masterson, Wyatt Earps deputy.",Bat. Bat Masterson,"My bad, I keep forgetting."
6941,What would you like to learn to do?,"I'd like to learn to quit world of Warcraft.   Also, what job/career would be best for me","I literally *just* figured out my career path like 3 hours ago.

What do you enjoy doing?"
6942,"I'd like to learn to quit world of Warcraft.   Also, what job/career would be best for me","I literally *just* figured out my career path like 3 hours ago.

What do you enjoy doing?",Mostly nothing.  I guess I can sorta enjoy math and languages
6943,What would you like to learn to do?,Not be a complete fuck up with women.,"Okay, so you like a woman, and THEN WHAT HAPPENS"
6944,Not be a complete fuck up with women.,"Okay, so you like a woman, and THEN WHAT HAPPENS","The last two women (I don't get out much) actually liked me, but it still didn't work out."
6945,What would you like to learn to do?,I would actually give my entire life to learn how to sing haha,SING ALL THE TIME and that will accomplish both
6946,I would actually give my entire life to learn how to sing haha,SING ALL THE TIME and that will accomplish both,I think you might be on to something🤔
6947,"""Where have we all been?"" - the game!",Scottsdale 😩,"Haha, not a country, but why not! Where is it and why is it so bad?"
6948,Scottsdale 😩,"Haha, not a country, but why not! Where is it and why is it so bad?",It's the furthest I've been from home haha 
6949,"Haha, not a country, but why not! Where is it and why is it so bad?",It's the furthest I've been from home haha ,What's it like?
6950,It's the furthest I've been from home haha ,What's it like?,Hit but it's a dry heat. It had a lot of malls and restaurants. I had a really good enchilada. 
6951,"""Where have we all been?"" - the game!",Canada!,I visited Quebec a few years ago.  Awesome city!
6952,Canada!,I visited Quebec a few years ago.  Awesome city!,I bet! I'd like to go there. 
6953,"I have a few hours to kill, convince me on why your hobby is worth trying.",Is sleeping a hobby?,I'll allow it!
6954,Is sleeping a hobby?,I'll allow it!,"Ok then, you should try it! "
6955,I'll allow it!,"Ok then, you should try it! ",Zzzzzzzzz!
6956,"Ok then, you should try it! ",Zzzzzzzzz!,[EXITED SLEEPING]
6957,"I have a few hours to kill, convince me on why your hobby is worth trying.",You should also try out fpv drone racing. It's pretty neat,That sounds like a bit of an up-front investment with a lot of maintenance/upgrade costs...
6958,You should also try out fpv drone racing. It's pretty neat,That sounds like a bit of an up-front investment with a lot of maintenance/upgrade costs...,You can buy cheap parts from China and DIY.
6959,You should also try out fpv drone racing. It's pretty neat,That sounds like a bit of an up-front investment with a lot of maintenance/upgrade costs...,FPV does get pretty expensive... 
6960,"I have a few hours to kill, convince me on why your hobby is worth trying.","If you tie a string around your finger real tight, you can make it turn purple.","The important part is that it's not just fun, it has uses in everyday life."
6961,"If you tie a string around your finger real tight, you can make it turn purple.","The important part is that it's not just fun, it has uses in everyday life.",I find your lack of examples distressing. 
6962,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",I just found a secret stash of chips at my office. I am eating them in triumph,What kind of chips? How big a stash?
6963,I just found a secret stash of chips at my office. I am eating them in triumph,What kind of chips? How big a stash?,Pringles! But not a very large stash
6964,What kind of chips? How big a stash?,Pringles! But not a very large stash,That is a fist-pump-worthy discovery indeed. Congratulations you snake-loving friend! 
6965,So how's your love life?,I'm married to my best friend. I was her first boyfriend. ,"goals, man. nice."
6966,I'm married to my best friend. I was her first boyfriend. ,"goals, man. nice.","Forgot to mention, we are now trying to start our family so that has me excited"
6967,"goals, man. nice.","Forgot to mention, we are now trying to start our family so that has me excited",You're actually doing the thing! congrats :D I'd be terrified
6968,I'm Pupsitting!,I LOVE DOGSITTING! GIVE THEM CUDDLES FOR ME!,ALWAYS!
6969,I LOVE DOGSITTING! GIVE THEM CUDDLES FOR ME!,ALWAYS!,:DDDDDDDD
6970,ALWAYS!,:DDDDDDDD,:333
6971,:DDDDDDDD,:333,Well ima cuddle my puppy and you can't stop me! 
6972,:333,Well ima cuddle my puppy and you can't stop me! ,D:
6973,Well ima cuddle my puppy and you can't stop me! ,D:,MWAHAHAHAAHHA! 
6974,D:,MWAHAHAHAAHHA! ,BwaaaaaaHAWHAWHAW
6975,MWAHAHAHAAHHA! ,BwaaaaaaHAWHAWHAW,I commend your evil laugh! 
6976,BwaaaaaaHAWHAWHAW,I commend your evil laugh! ,Tank yu!
6977,I commend your evil laugh! ,Tank yu!,Don't tank me! Tanks are big and I'm not nearly that fat. 
6978,Tank yu!,Don't tank me! Tanks are big and I'm not nearly that fat. ,TANKING!!
6979,Don't tank me! Tanks are big and I'm not nearly that fat. ,TANKING!!,TANKS! 
6980,TANKING!!,TANKS! ,TANK YOOUU
6981,TANKS! ,TANK YOOUU,I'll tank YOU! 
6982,TANK YOOUU,I'll tank YOU! ,Nuh uh.
6983,I'll tank YOU! ,Nuh uh.,yuh huh! 
6984,Nuh uh.,yuh huh! ,Nu!
6985,yuh huh! ,Nu!,Why can't I tank you? 
6986,Nu!,Why can't I tank you? ,Becuz
6987,Why can't I tank you? ,Becuz,But I'm division 1 IN THE WORLD when it comes to tanks! 
6988,Becuz,But I'm division 1 IN THE WORLD when it comes to tanks! ,Prove it.
6989,But I'm division 1 IN THE WORLD when it comes to tanks! ,Prove it.,Sent you a snap with proof! 
6990,Prove it.,Sent you a snap with proof! ,\&gt;.&gt;
6991,Sent you a snap with proof! ,\&gt;.&gt;,So I most certainly *can* tank you! 
6992,\&gt;.&gt;,So I most certainly *can* tank you! ,:(
6993,So I most certainly *can* tank you! ,:(,why sad? 
6994,:(,why sad? ,Depression.
6995,why sad? ,Depression.,Well I'll try to make it better! You're an inspiration to me!
6996,What's your favourite film soundtrack?,Grease😍,Tell me more. Tell me more
6997,Grease😍,Tell me more. Tell me more,Grease is the word
6998,Grease😍,Tell me more. Tell me more,how much did it expand
6999,What's your favourite film soundtrack?,Inception and Interstellar ,Hans Zimmer is a genius
7000,Inception and Interstellar ,Hans Zimmer is a genius,"""No Time For Caution"" and ""Time"" are some of the best movie OST tracks I've ever heard."
7001,What's your favourite film soundtrack?,500 Days of Summer,YAAAASSSS! This is one of the few CD's I own
7002,500 Days of Summer,YAAAASSSS! This is one of the few CD's I own,"
Same!!"
7003,Have you ever been made fun of for your taste in music?,I listen to black metal and folk music so when people ask what I like I just tell them punk. ,I just dodge the question entirely.
7004,I listen to black metal and folk music so when people ask what I like I just tell them punk. ,I just dodge the question entirely.,"""I listen to avant-garde nu-wave post hip punk hop."""
7005,is it thursday already? geez! have 5 q's,"1.) Don't drink.

2.) Don't drink.

3.) It's aight.

4.) You lookin' mighty buff.

5.) Dunno.","thanks dude, appreciate the compliments"
7006,"1.) Don't drink.

2.) Don't drink.

3.) It's aight.

4.) You lookin' mighty buff.

5.) Dunno.","thanks dude, appreciate the compliments","*thumbs up* 

Go rip a phonebook in two or something with your new found muscles."
7007,"thanks dude, appreciate the compliments","*thumbs up* 

Go rip a phonebook in two or something with your new found muscles.",easy.
7008,is it thursday already? geez! have 5 q's,"1. can't
2. probably shouldn't
3. splendid
4. I see you
5. Zoe Deschanel is cute",you ... see me?
7009,"1. can't
2. probably shouldn't
3. splendid
4. I see you
5. Zoe Deschanel is cute",you ... see me?,"Well you don't see me working out do you?

Exactly."
7010,you ... see me?,"Well you don't see me working out do you?

Exactly.",but.. wait.. the two of us aren't going to try and work this out?
7011,"A huge, hard ""blue ice"" pack just fell out of the freezer and landed on my toe. Now it needs... you guessed it.","Im sorry about your toe, but I can't stop laughing.",yeah? is it THAT funny?
7012,"Im sorry about your toe, but I can't stop laughing.",yeah? is it THAT funny?,"Rip karma lol
"
7013,"A huge, hard ""blue ice"" pack just fell out of the freezer and landed on my toe. Now it needs... you guessed it.",Marketing complete.,"""Blue Ice"": The Problem AND The Solution."
7014,Marketing complete.,"""Blue Ice"": The Problem AND The Solution.","""To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"" - Homer Simpson"
7015,How do you take your pizza?,"&gt; Does pineapple on pizza make your skin crawl?

Yes.

With excitement.

",You monster. 
7016,"&gt; Does pineapple on pizza make your skin crawl?

Yes.

With excitement.

",You monster. ,"For real though, add pepperoni and pineapple and you've got a beautiful mix of hot and sweet."
7017,You monster. ,"For real though, add pepperoni and pineapple and you've got a beautiful mix of hot and sweet.","Or you could just eat pineapple after, like a normal person :p"
7018,I'm a regular 28 year old American guy. I've seen a moderate amount of movies. What are some movies you're SURE I must have seen by now? What about ones I haven't?,Butterfly Effect? :-),Yeah I saw that. I even saw the alternate ending.
7019,Butterfly Effect? :-),Yeah I saw that. I even saw the alternate ending.,Damn! What about Whiplash?
7020,Yeah I saw that. I even saw the alternate ending.,Damn! What about Whiplash?,"I wanted to see that, but never got around to it. It was on one of my services, but not anymore."
7021,I'm a regular 28 year old American guy. I've seen a moderate amount of movies. What are some movies you're SURE I must have seen by now? What about ones I haven't?,Have you heard of beyond the lights? ,"No, what's that?"
7022,Have you heard of beyond the lights? ,"No, what's that?",It's a romantic drama film XD 
7023,"No, what's that?",It's a romantic drama film XD ,Never heard. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
7024,I'm a regular 28 year old American guy. I've seen a moderate amount of movies. What are some movies you're SURE I must have seen by now? What about ones I haven't?,Matrix,I watched The Matrix a billion times. I was obsessed with it as a teen.
7025,Matrix,I watched The Matrix a billion times. I was obsessed with it as a teen.,Did you have a full length leather coat 
7026,I watched The Matrix a billion times. I was obsessed with it as a teen.,Did you have a full length leather coat ,A few. I was even Matrix Reloaded Neo for Halloween once.
7027,I'm a regular 28 year old American guy. I've seen a moderate amount of movies. What are some movies you're SURE I must have seen by now? What about ones I haven't?,You have to have seen Deadpool by now. It was Foxs most succesfull x-men movie by far.,"I have, thanks to HBO go. Great movie."
7028,You have to have seen Deadpool by now. It was Foxs most succesfull x-men movie by far.,"I have, thanks to HBO go. Great movie.",What about the other movie?
7029,"I have, thanks to HBO go. Great movie.",What about the other movie?,"I think I had chances to see it, but was never interested."
7030,Tell me about your day,got into the navy and got a new laptop. so i call it a great success than this past friday.  ,Congratulations! 
7031,got into the navy and got a new laptop. so i call it a great success than this past friday.  ,Congratulations! ,thank you!
7032,What was the first thing you bought with your own money?,A box of Magic: The Gathering cards.,How long ago? I feel like this could apply to now or 1995.
7033,A box of Magic: The Gathering cards.,How long ago? I feel like this could apply to now or 1995.,2007
7034,How long ago? I feel like this could apply to now or 1995.,2007,"Nice, that was about the time I started getting big into it. I've weened off now."
7035,A box of Magic: The Gathering cards.,How long ago? I feel like this could apply to now or 1995.,lmao right? 
7036,Sometimes I message random people just to ask how their day is going.,"I would hate that, but I have PMs turned off anyway.","Hey man, how's your day going?"
7037,"I would hate that, but I have PMs turned off anyway.","Hey man, how's your day going?",Just curious. What's with the username? Do you just really like hair? 
7038,"Hey man, how's your day going?",Just curious. What's with the username? Do you just really like hair? ,Yes
7039,Sometimes I message random people just to ask how their day is going.,"If people were as friendly as you, OP, then the world would be a much better place. ",Right?
7040,"If people were as friendly as you, OP, then the world would be a much better place. ",Right?,"Yes, you are right "
7041,Right?,"Yes, you are right ",You're right too!
7042,Sometimes I message random people just to ask how their day is going.,"Oh man, I wish I had the guts to do this. You're cool, OP. Props to you.",It's just random people on the internet. Why be scared of them?
7043,"Oh man, I wish I had the guts to do this. You're cool, OP. Props to you.",It's just random people on the internet. Why be scared of them?,"See, that's what I keep telling myself, but I still get anxiety from it.
"
7044,It's just random people on the internet. Why be scared of them?,"See, that's what I keep telling myself, but I still get anxiety from it.
","Don't worry, I wouldn't say it's that uncommon."
7045,It's just random people on the internet. Why be scared of them?,"See, that's what I keep telling myself, but I still get anxiety from it.
",I pmed someone a poem and they didn't respond :(
7046,"Anyone wanna chat with me about the book ""The Little Prince""?","Watched the movie in class today, it also reminds me of my ex. Which is depressing. ^~^",Oh no!! I hope you feel better!! 
7047,"Watched the movie in class today, it also reminds me of my ex. Which is depressing. ^~^",Oh no!! I hope you feel better!! ,Thank you. I'm feeling great today actually. :)
7048,Oh no!! I hope you feel better!! ,Thank you. I'm feeling great today actually. :),Yaaaaay!!!! That makes me happy!! 
7049,Anyone Else Not Attend Their High School Graduation?,"Do it, then you can't regret later. I didn't want to walk either but I'm glad I did. ","My last day is in 12 days, it's too late. I won't regret it, trust me. "
7050,"Do it, then you can't regret later. I didn't want to walk either but I'm glad I did. ","My last day is in 12 days, it's too late. I won't regret it, trust me. ",Username relevant
7051,"Do it, then you can't regret later. I didn't want to walk either but I'm glad I did. ","My last day is in 12 days, it's too late. I won't regret it, trust me. ",You won't miss a thing.
7052,So my wife is pregnant with our first child! Anyone care to share their stories of their first child?,Sleep now. ,And have as much sex as possible.
7053,Sleep now. ,And have as much sex as possible.,[removed]
7054,So my wife is pregnant with our first child! Anyone care to share their stories of their first child?,She'll be fat,wat?
7055,She'll be fat,wat?,She'll get fat. Normal
7056,What's the best purchase you've made lately? I love my dry erase board!,"I just got me a Pixel, am obsessed with it!",Forget the haters. I love mine!
7057,"I just got me a Pixel, am obsessed with it!",Forget the haters. I love mine!,Me too. I can't believe how good the fingerprint scanner is.
7058,What is your biggest personallity insecurity? (If you have any),I become quieter the larger the group :/,All introverts do :)   o/
7059,I become quieter the larger the group :/,All introverts do :)   o/,Haha glad to know I'm not the only one that feels this way :)
7060,"So R/CasualConversation, what are some of your favorite soundtracks from the games/movies you've played?",All of the Mario Galaxy music.,Gusty garden tho
7061,All of the Mario Galaxy music.,Gusty garden tho,I need to replay both games right now.
7062,What's the point of running AC if you only set it to 75?,My ideal temperature is 4,Just 4.
7063,My ideal temperature is 4,Just 4.,yup
7064,Just 4.,yup,On a scale of 1-4. I knew you secretly loved the warm! 
7065,yup,On a scale of 1-4. I knew you secretly loved the warm! ,"Yes. A nice, balmy, 4 kelvin. "
7066,On a scale of 1-4. I knew you secretly loved the warm! ,"Yes. A nice, balmy, 4 kelvin. ","Also, I believe I was promised a lovely mountain spring picture."
7067,Today I am ten thousand days old,"It's not everyday that a cupcake gets eaten by a 10,000 day old human bean, happy birthday!","i don't think it's his birthday tho

unless it is"
7068,"It's not everyday that a cupcake gets eaten by a 10,000 day old human bean, happy birthday!","i don't think it's his birthday tho

unless it is","It's always someone's birthday today, especially when there's cupcakes."
7069,"It's not everyday that a cupcake gets eaten by a 10,000 day old human bean, happy birthday!","i don't think it's his birthday tho

unless it is","10,000 is not cleanly divisible by 365.25, so by way of math, at least, you are correct. "
7070,"Let's have fun, shall we?",How am I going to die?,"""Shred together"""
7071,How am I going to die?,"""Shred together""",A romantic way to go out. Probably anyway.
7072,"Let's have fun, shall we?",Who will be my first love?,"""*science*"""
7073,Who will be my first love?,"""*science*""",Cool
7074,Who will be my first love?,"""*science*""",What is my biggest flaw?
7075,"""*science*""",What is my biggest flaw?,"""I have an iPhone"""
7076,What is my biggest flaw?,"""I have an iPhone""",When will I be reincarnated?
7077,"""I have an iPhone""",When will I be reincarnated?,"""She is also 20wks pregnant with his baby.""

I assume when the baby is born..."
7078,When will I be reincarnated?,"""She is also 20wks pregnant with his baby.""

I assume when the baby is born...",Is the illuminati really creating a new world order?
7079,"""She is also 20wks pregnant with his baby.""

I assume when the baby is born...",Is the illuminati really creating a new world order?,"""Some have been proven to be plausible however"""
7080,Is the illuminati really creating a new world order?,"""Some have been proven to be plausible however""",When will hitler rise again
7081,"""Some have been proven to be plausible however""",When will hitler rise again,"""I'll do it tomorrow, need to sleep cause school"""
7082,When will hitler rise again,"""I'll do it tomorrow, need to sleep cause school""",I see what you did there
7083,"Let's have fun, shall we?","When will I meet ""the one""?","""This genuinely made me laugh.""

yea sorry buddy, I've got bad news for you....."
7084,"When will I meet ""the one""?","""This genuinely made me laugh.""

yea sorry buddy, I've got bad news for you.....",Is it weird that I'm okay with that?
7085,"""This genuinely made me laugh.""

yea sorry buddy, I've got bad news for you.....",Is it weird that I'm okay with that?,"""Same"""
7086,"Let's have fun, shall we?",what is the meaning of life?,"""A crap ton of pasta

am italian"""
7087,what is the meaning of life?,"""A crap ton of pasta

am italian""",You know what....i wont even argue with it. 
7088,"Let's have fun, shall we?",What should I eat for dinner?,"""Neopets, apparently."""
7089,What should I eat for dinner?,"""Neopets, apparently.""",Nooooo D:
7090,"Let's have fun, shall we?",What IS my life's true purpose?,"""Like, even a friend/acquaintance? Because I am available for MAXIMUM GAY"""
7091,What IS my life's true purpose?,"""Like, even a friend/acquaintance? Because I am available for MAXIMUM GAY""",THANK YOU. :D
7092,"Let's have fun, shall we?",What will be my object of study on my master degree's investigation?,"""I would study the hell out of Esperanto."""
7093,What will be my object of study on my master degree's investigation?,"""I would study the hell out of Esperanto.""",I love you.
7094,"""I would study the hell out of Esperanto.""",I love you.,"""I have the spook now. Thanks."""
7095,"Let's have fun, shall we?",Will I ever get her back?,"""Depression here I come"""
7096,Will I ever get her back?,"""Depression here I come""",:(
7097,"Let's have fun, shall we?",Where will I work in the future?,"""Damn, I've been to Russia so many times and still I haven't seem anything like this :( """
7098,Where will I work in the future?,"""Damn, I've been to Russia so many times and still I haven't seem anything like this :( ""","That's actually where I want to find work, so close enough. Thank you, kind stranger haha"
7099,"Let's have fun, shall we?",Do do be do or do do da do be do be do?,"""Duck game for people that aren't actively playing if you have a game that does that."""
7100,Do do be do or do do da do be do be do?,"""Duck game for people that aren't actively playing if you have a game that does that.""",I see. 
7101,"Let's have fun, shall we?",What will be my lifelong career?,"""TOUCH HER DICK!"""
7102,What will be my lifelong career?,"""TOUCH HER DICK!""","Well, uh, I can't say i'd object. "
7103,"""TOUCH HER DICK!""","Well, uh, I can't say i'd object. ",Well now I know what kind of porn you're into
7104,"Let's have fun, shall we?",What's my next big obsession?,"""Probably just a big bowl of tube grubs anyway."""
7105,What's my next big obsession?,"""Probably just a big bowl of tube grubs anyway.""","Hahaha, The nubbin aliens.  The gift that keeps on givin'!"
7106,"Let's have fun, shall we?",Should I move across the country?,"""If your name is Mark or Tony, then yes! Possibly :D """
7107,Should I move across the country?,"""If your name is Mark or Tony, then yes! Possibly :D ""","Damn, that made me laugh!"
7108,"""If your name is Mark or Tony, then yes! Possibly :D ""","Damn, that made me laugh!",Well... Are you Mark or Tony?
7109,"Damn, that made me laugh!",Well... Are you Mark or Tony?,Sadly not! Guess I'll have to stay here :)
7110,"Let's have fun, shall we?",When will I get that Porsche 911 Turbo S?,"""Does the car you're in have wifi?"""
7111,When will I get that Porsche 911 Turbo S?,"""Does the car you're in have wifi?""","Well, that question wasn't as satisfying as I thought..."
7112,"""Does the car you're in have wifi?""","Well, that question wasn't as satisfying as I thought...",Sorry man... You didn't give me much to work with!
7113,"Well, that question wasn't as satisfying as I thought...",Sorry man... You didn't give me much to work with!,Umm when will I get laid next? 
7114,"Let's have fun, shall we?",Will I have a girlfriend?,"""Yes, the fresh produce towards the end of summer is so nice :)"""
7115,Will I have a girlfriend?,"""Yes, the fresh produce towards the end of summer is so nice :)""",That sounds sweet
7116,"""Yes, the fresh produce towards the end of summer is so nice :)""",That sounds sweet,"It's fresh produce, of course it's sweet!"
7117,"Talk sport, technology, education/science, or politics with me!","In your opinion, should we believe in the simulation theory?",Are we talking Elon Musk simulation theory?
7118,"In your opinion, should we believe in the simulation theory?",Are we talking Elon Musk simulation theory?,Yep
7119,"Talk sport, technology, education/science, or politics with me!",Hello how are you doing today?,Just woke up but I'm feeling pretty good thank you. How about yourself?
7120,Hello how are you doing today?,Just woke up but I'm feeling pretty good thank you. How about yourself?,I'm doing pretty good😀😊☺🙌👍👏
7121,Just woke up but I'm feeling pretty good thank you. How about yourself?,I'm doing pretty good😀😊☺🙌👍👏,Great to hear :)
7122,I'm doing pretty good😀😊☺🙌👍👏,Great to hear :),😀😊☺🤗
7123,"Am I the only one who finds it annoying when straight people make a gay joke and always follow it up with ""not like there's anything wrong with that""?",Anytime I say that it's just me quoting Seinfeld ,These pretzels are making me thirsty.
7124,Anytime I say that it's just me quoting Seinfeld ,These pretzels are making me thirsty.,No soup for you!
7125,"If you were trapped in a library for six hours, and you had to spend them reading, what would you read?",Probably a bunch of science books or books about planes,What kind of science books would you get.
7126,Probably a bunch of science books or books about planes,What kind of science books would you get.,I don'r really have a specific topic
7127,What do you do to cheer yourself up if you're having a bad day?,"Even if I'm not in the mood to do so at first, writing really puts me in a good mood. ",Have you ever published or released a story? 
7128,"Even if I'm not in the mood to do so at first, writing really puts me in a good mood. ",Have you ever published or released a story? ,"No, but I plan on doing so one of these days. "
7129,Have you ever published or released a story? ,"No, but I plan on doing so one of these days. ",Turn those plans into action sooner than later! People want to read those stories! 
7130,What do you do to cheer yourself up if you're having a bad day?,I treat myself to some sweets or my favourite soda then read.,Sweets are always a go to!
7131,I treat myself to some sweets or my favourite soda then read.,Sweets are always a go to!,Sugar is always good for a pick me up.
7132,Do you ever get the feeling where you just want company but don't want to talk?,This is when podcasts come in handy. :),"I love ""This American Life"" for that. "
7133,This is when podcasts come in handy. :),"I love ""This American Life"" for that. ",Just crossed upon this the other day and for some reason I bookmarked it. Is it good?
7134,"I love ""This American Life"" for that. ",Just crossed upon this the other day and for some reason I bookmarked it. Is it good?,It really is. Always interesting. 
7135,"I love ""This American Life"" for that. ",Just crossed upon this the other day and for some reason I bookmarked it. Is it good?,"It's really interesting. Stories, investigative journalism and all around nice to listen to."
7136,"I love ""This American Life"" for that. ",Just crossed upon this the other day and for some reason I bookmarked it. Is it good?,My favorite podcast of all time!
7137,Do you ever get the feeling where you just want company but don't want to talk?,This is when podcasts come in handy. :),The adventure zone is fantastic for this
7138,This is when podcasts come in handy. :),The adventure zone is fantastic for this,Started listening to this a few days ago. It's so hilarious and fun to listen to!
7139,The adventure zone is fantastic for this,Started listening to this a few days ago. It's so hilarious and fun to listen to!,Just you wait till the serious plot gets going! Cause like holy crap it gets so good.
7140,This is when podcasts come in handy. :),The adventure zone is fantastic for this,How can I listen to it? Is it on Spotify?
7141,Just watched Kimi no na wa ( Your Name) anime.,I hated the ending though!,I wanted more. ; _ ;
7142,I hated the ending though!,I wanted more. ; _ ;,Yes!! I was so excited for the conclusion!! I hate this trope in animes. I need closure!
7143,I wanted more. ; _ ;,Yes!! I was so excited for the conclusion!! I hate this trope in animes. I need closure!,Same feeling. Dammit. 
7144,What is/are the strangest thing/s someone has ever complimented you on?,My hands.  Supposedly I have model hands. It's odd lol,Somewhere Jack Kelly is reading this and becoming even more insecure.
7145,My hands.  Supposedly I have model hands. It's odd lol,Somewhere Jack Kelly is reading this and becoming even more insecure.,Well his hands tell a story of greatness.
7146,What is/are the strangest thing/s someone has ever complimented you on?,I'm a guy and have been complimented on my eyelashes three times so far by ten or so girls.,"Ugh, guys always have the best eyelashes!"
7147,I'm a guy and have been complimented on my eyelashes three times so far by ten or so girls.,"Ugh, guys always have the best eyelashes!",I'd gladly trade mine. They always poke me in my eye!
7148,What is/are the strangest thing/s someone has ever complimented you on?,I got told that I spoke well for a black guy. Uhhh... Thanks?,LOL. What does that even mean?
7149,I got told that I spoke well for a black guy. Uhhh... Thanks?,LOL. What does that even mean?,Basically I talk less like Gucci Mane and more like Bryant Gumble.
7150,What's the one show you feel was the most fun for the actors/actresses to take part in?,Seinfeld or 90210,"I've never seen 90210, but I could see Seinfeld being pretty fun"
7151,Seinfeld or 90210,"I've never seen 90210, but I could see Seinfeld being pretty fun",Check it out. So good 
7152,What's the one show you feel was the most fun for the actors/actresses to take part in?,Parks and Rec. ,the outtakes and bloopers tell you that that show was a damn BLAST.
7153,Parks and Rec. ,the outtakes and bloopers tell you that that show was a damn BLAST.,"Yeah, I don't know which it my favorite when Andy goes to the doctor or the ""comeback"" one."
7154,What's the one show you feel was the most fun for the actors/actresses to take part in?,The entire cast of Always Sunny in Philadelphia. ,You know I always forget about always sunny. Hysterical show
7155,The entire cast of Always Sunny in Philadelphia. ,You know I always forget about always sunny. Hysterical show,I've been binge watching it lately.
7156,I'm practicing for a university trivia competition. Ask me random questions and I'll answer without google.,Who created the first programmable computer?,Strusep? That might be the guy who created c++
7157,Who created the first programmable computer?,Strusep? That might be the guy who created c++,His name is Konrad Zuse and the computer's Z1 
7158,Strusep? That might be the guy who created c++,His name is Konrad Zuse and the computer's Z1 ,"Hey, I got the z right"
7159,His name is Konrad Zuse and the computer's Z1 ,"Hey, I got the z right",And that he's German to :) good luck
7160,Who created the first programmable computer?,Strusep? That might be the guy who created c++,His name's Konrad Zuse and the computer's Z1
7161,I'm practicing for a university trivia competition. Ask me random questions and I'll answer without google.,In what country was Queen Máxima of the Netherlands born?,"Somewhere in south america, Brazil?"
7162,In what country was Queen Máxima of the Netherlands born?,"Somewhere in south america, Brazil?",So close! The answer is Argentina.
7163,"Somewhere in south america, Brazil?",So close! The answer is Argentina.,"I mean, same continent"
7164,So close! The answer is Argentina.,"I mean, same continent","Yeah, I'm impressed either way."
7165,I'm practicing for a university trivia competition. Ask me random questions and I'll answer without google.,Can you list all of the Galilean moons?,"I'm a space enthusiast, hell yeah

Ganymede, Io, Europa, Callisto"
7166,Can you list all of the Galilean moons?,"I'm a space enthusiast, hell yeah

Ganymede, Io, Europa, Callisto",Nice.
7167,I'm practicing for a university trivia competition. Ask me random questions and I'll answer without google.,What was John Lennon's middle name?,Winston
7168,What was John Lennon's middle name?,Winston,"Yes! Later legally added ""Ono"" as a middle name as well."
7169,Winston,"Yes! Later legally added ""Ono"" as a middle name as well.",Didn't know that. Gonna file that piece of info away for later
7170,I'm practicing for a university trivia competition. Ask me random questions and I'll answer without google.,George Orwell's real name?,"Eric Blair, big fan of 1984"
7171,George Orwell's real name?,"Eric Blair, big fan of 1984",Middle name?
7172,"Eric Blair, big fan of 1984",Middle name?,No idea 
7173,Middle name?,No idea ,Arthur
7174,I'm practicing for a university trivia competition. Ask me random questions and I'll answer without google.,"Who is on the Canadian 50$ bill? 

Which elements are liquid at room temperature? 

","King?

Bromine and mercury."
7175,"Who is on the Canadian 50$ bill? 

Which elements are liquid at room temperature? 

","King?

Bromine and mercury.",Correct! 
7176,I'm practicing for a university trivia competition. Ask me random questions and I'll answer without google.,Who invented the traffic light?,Knight?
7177,Who invented the traffic light?,Knight?,I was looking for Garrett Morgan but J.P Knight is also an answer.
7178,Knight?,I was looking for Garrett Morgan but J.P Knight is also an answer.,"I looked it up after, I was pretty close"
7179,I'm practicing for a university trivia competition. Ask me random questions and I'll answer without google.,"What position did Big Wreck's ""Blown Wide Open"" reach on the Canadian Alternative Charts?",I love that song. 
7180,"What position did Big Wreck's ""Blown Wide Open"" reach on the Canadian Alternative Charts?",I love that song. ,That Song? Or Blown Wide Open?
7181,I love that song. ,That Song? Or Blown Wide Open?,Both.
7182,I'm practicing for a university trivia competition. Ask me random questions and I'll answer without google.,What animal has the shortest life span?,Probably the mayfly or some other insect
7183,What animal has the shortest life span?,Probably the mayfly or some other insect,"Yep, mayfly is the answer. That was an easy one, eh? "
7184,Probably the mayfly or some other insect,"Yep, mayfly is the answer. That was an easy one, eh? ","Yep, have to sweep thousands of the fuckers off my driveway every year"
7185,I'm practicing for a university trivia competition. Ask me random questions and I'll answer without google.,Which actor starred in the first talkie movie?,I know it was the jazz singer but I don't know who the actor is
7186,Which actor starred in the first talkie movie?,I know it was the jazz singer but I don't know who the actor is,"Yep, Al Jolson!"
7187,I'm practicing for a university trivia competition. Ask me random questions and I'll answer without google.,Which countries flag was the first to reach the South Pole?,I think it was either Norway or Finland
7188,Which countries flag was the first to reach the South Pole?,I think it was either Norway or Finland,Norway
7189,I'm practicing for a university trivia competition. Ask me random questions and I'll answer without google.,What's Israel's national animal?,I think it's some sort of partridge. Not really sure
7190,What's Israel's national animal?,I think it's some sort of partridge. Not really sure,It's the Hoopoe. Now you know. 
7191,I think it's some sort of partridge. Not really sure,It's the Hoopoe. Now you know. ,Is that a partridge?
7192,It's the Hoopoe. Now you know. ,Is that a partridge?,I'm not sure to be honest. It's a bird though.
7193,I'm practicing for a university trivia competition. Ask me random questions and I'll answer without google.,Which berries are used to give gin its flavor?,Juniper
7194,Which berries are used to give gin its flavor?,Juniper,"Correct! On average, how many peas are in a pod?"
7195,I'm practicing for a university trivia competition. Ask me random questions and I'll answer without google.,Which is the largest species of flatfish?,Halibut
7196,Which is the largest species of flatfish?,Halibut,Correct!
7197,I'm practicing for a university trivia competition. Ask me random questions and I'll answer without google.,What is the larvae of the ant lion called?,"Earwig?  No clue, not familiar with these insects"
7198,What is the larvae of the ant lion called?,"Earwig?  No clue, not familiar with these insects",Doodlebug! 
7199,"Earwig?  No clue, not familiar with these insects",Doodlebug! ,That makes sense
7200,Doodlebug! ,That makes sense,It does? How?
7201,I'm practicing for a university trivia competition. Ask me random questions and I'll answer without google.,How many ribs does man have?,24
7202,How many ribs does man have?,24,Correct. What is the buccal cavity?
7203,24,Correct. What is the buccal cavity?,Based on the word buccal I'm gonna say the mouth
7204,Correct. What is the buccal cavity?,Based on the word buccal I'm gonna say the mouth,"Yes, the inside of the mouth."
7205,I'm practicing for a university trivia competition. Ask me random questions and I'll answer without google.,What did Dr. Alfred Kinsey study before he turned his attention to our sexual behavior?,"Bees I think

(maybe birds too)"
7206,What did Dr. Alfred Kinsey study before he turned his attention to our sexual behavior?,"Bees I think

(maybe birds too)","Close! It says the Gall wasp. I wonder why/how he changed subjects, lol?"
7207,"Bees I think

(maybe birds too)","Close! It says the Gall wasp. I wonder why/how he changed subjects, lol?",he went from bees to birds and bees
7208,"Close! It says the Gall wasp. I wonder why/how he changed subjects, lol?",he went from bees to birds and bees,He sure did! I didn't think you'd get that one.
7209,he went from bees to birds and bees,He sure did! I didn't think you'd get that one.,I'm a mixed bag.  Took some psychology courses in high school
7210,I'm practicing for a university trivia competition. Ask me random questions and I'll answer without google.,How many muscles are there in the human ear?,I'm gonna default on the fibonacci sequence again and say 5
7211,How many muscles are there in the human ear?,I'm gonna default on the fibonacci sequence again and say 5,6
7212,I'm gonna default on the fibonacci sequence again and say 5,6,Close
7213,6,Close,How about a cats ear?
7214,Close,How about a cats ear?,31?
7215,How about a cats ear?,31?,24
7216,I'm practicing for a university trivia competition. Ask me random questions and I'll answer without google.,With what did the ancient Romans dye their hair with?,Pretty sure they used bird shit IIRC
7217,With what did the ancient Romans dye their hair with?,Pretty sure they used bird shit IIRC,You are too good! I'm gonna have to get harder questions! What color is a Welsh poppy?
7218,Just handed in my final dissertation - I never have to hand in another piece of coursework ever again!,"I'm on my final year of high school, close enough, right?! 4 more years to go 😭",Close enough!! Awhh it'll fly by!! Especially university if you decide to go
7219,"I'm on my final year of high school, close enough, right?! 4 more years to go 😭",Close enough!! Awhh it'll fly by!! Especially university if you decide to go,As long as you go to a university you like. University drags when you hate it
7220,I am an open book...AMA,How many pineapples is too many?,For...?
7221,How many pineapples is too many?,For...?,in general
7222,Music Suggestions!,"""pick up the phone"" Travis Scott and Young Thug ft. Quavo",Haha nice. I'll get right on that. 
7223,"""pick up the phone"" Travis Scott and Young Thug ft. Quavo",Haha nice. I'll get right on that. ,"My second choice is ""Look at me!"" XXXTENTACION"
7224,Music Suggestions!,I can suggest you a lot of music what are your favorite genres?,Electronic and punk rock
7225,I can suggest you a lot of music what are your favorite genres?,Electronic and punk rock,"The Vengaboys.

Lisa Lisa &amp; Cult Jam.

Stacey Q.

Expose.

"
7226,Electronic and punk rock,"The Vengaboys.

Lisa Lisa &amp; Cult Jam.

Stacey Q.

Expose.

",On it  😂 thanks. 😄😀😋😊
7227,"The Vengaboys.

Lisa Lisa &amp; Cult Jam.

Stacey Q.

Expose.

",On it  😂 thanks. 😄😀😋😊,You are very welcome😀😊☺🙌👍
7228,Music Suggestions!,Jeff Buckley's album Grace is always good. ,Jeff Buckley's work is awesome! I listen to him at least twice a week. 
7229,Jeff Buckley's album Grace is always good. ,Jeff Buckley's work is awesome! I listen to him at least twice a week. ,Yes!
7230,What do you want to do before you die?,"See a girl naked 
","""see a girl naked"" if you want that shit just go to pornhub"
7231,"See a girl naked 
","""see a girl naked"" if you want that shit just go to pornhub",Still not worth the real one. How's it working for you? 
7232,What do you want to do before you die?,"See a girl naked 
","Can I ask how old you are? No judgement, I'm just curious."
7233,"See a girl naked 
","Can I ask how old you are? No judgement, I'm just curious.",Early twenties :-) 
7234,What do you want to do before you die?,"Paint a self portrait. 

Build a House. ",Hang the self portrait in the house?
7235,"Paint a self portrait. 

Build a House. ",Hang the self portrait in the house?,Then I'd need to build the house first
7236,Hang the self portrait in the house?,Then I'd need to build the house first,"Not really, you could keep it at a friends house until you finish building the house."
7237,What do you want to do before you die?,"To have sex :(

I'd say get married and start a family, but that would be pushing it...",You'll get there buddy.
7238,"To have sex :(

I'd say get married and start a family, but that would be pushing it...",You'll get there buddy.,"I sure hope so, but at 28 it's not looking likely."
7239,What do you want to do before you die?,"To have sex :(

I'd say get married and start a family, but that would be pushing it...","Im asexual, so im glad to be a virgin. :))))))))))))))))))))"
7240,"To have sex :(

I'd say get married and start a family, but that would be pushing it...","Im asexual, so im glad to be a virgin. :))))))))))))))))))))","Lol, I'm not though..."
7241,"Im asexual, so im glad to be a virgin. :))))))))))))))))))))","Lol, I'm not though...","While i unfortunately dont understand it, i wish you luck!"
7242,"Lol, I'm not though...","While i unfortunately dont understand it, i wish you luck!",Thank you!
7243,I have a paper due in 16 hours. I'm just starting it now.,I once wrote my 15 page semester essay 4 hours after it was due. You got this! ,"This paper is only four pages, but I can't write for shit tho"
7244,I once wrote my 15 page semester essay 4 hours after it was due. You got this! ,"This paper is only four pages, but I can't write for shit tho",Literally just finished pulling an all nighter to write a 15 page research paper. You can do it!
7245,"This paper is only four pages, but I can't write for shit tho",Literally just finished pulling an all nighter to write a 15 page research paper. You can do it!,I've written three ten page research papers in two weeks. Only one was for me lol 
7246,"This paper is only four pages, but I can't write for shit tho",Literally just finished pulling an all nighter to write a 15 page research paper. You can do it!,I did that Monday :(
7247,I once wrote my 15 page semester essay 4 hours after it was due. You got this! ,"This paper is only four pages, but I can't write for shit tho",What's it about?
7248,"This paper is only four pages, but I can't write for shit tho",What's it about?,How a certain disease/disorder (I chose Marfan's Syndrome) effects the body's homestasis
7249,What's it about?,How a certain disease/disorder (I chose Marfan's Syndrome) effects the body's homestasis,Well... Aortic dissections can affect homeostasis pretty quick. 
7250,How a certain disease/disorder (I chose Marfan's Syndrome) effects the body's homestasis,Well... Aortic dissections can affect homeostasis pretty quick. ,Yeah just a bit lmao. 
7251,What's it about?,How a certain disease/disorder (I chose Marfan's Syndrome) effects the body's homestasis,I was recently screened for Marfan's syndrome. Luckily my Aorta was fine.
7252,How a certain disease/disorder (I chose Marfan's Syndrome) effects the body's homestasis,I was recently screened for Marfan's syndrome. Luckily my Aorta was fine.,I'm glad to hear you're fine!
7253,I have a paper due in 16 hours. I'm just starting it now.,"I wrote a final paper for a class once in about 2 hours. It was shit, but I still passed,",That's the idea. Just good enough to not tank my grade.
7254,"I wrote a final paper for a class once in about 2 hours. It was shit, but I still passed,",That's the idea. Just good enough to not tank my grade.,"Pssst, get off reddit and do your work. "
7255,I have a paper due in 16 hours. I'm just starting it now.,"bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit
then repeat
",That's how I do all of my papers. I'm honestly awful at writing.
7256,"bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit
then repeat
",That's how I do all of my papers. I'm honestly awful at writing.,"if u bullshit well, u write well."
7257,Have you ever had an embarrassing username? (that sounded like a good idea at the time),Eleven year old me thought that for my first email greaterkingofhell was a good name ,"You little edgelord, you. Lol"
7258,Eleven year old me thought that for my first email greaterkingofhell was a good name ,"You little edgelord, you. Lol",IKR 
7259,Have you ever had an embarrassing username? (that sounded like a good idea at the time),"This one, which I thought was a clever name for a YouTube channel when I was 15.",*cue YouTube search for dotbomber95*
7260,"This one, which I thought was a clever name for a YouTube channel when I was 15.",*cue YouTube search for dotbomber95*,*cue me doing the same and finding out that some other channel ripped a lot of my videos*
7261,*cue YouTube search for dotbomber95*,*cue me doing the same and finding out that some other channel ripped a lot of my videos*,"Oh yeah, so they did. At least they credited you in the title? D:"
7262,*cue me doing the same and finding out that some other channel ripped a lot of my videos*,"Oh yeah, so they did. At least they credited you in the title? D:","Yeah, it's fine. I abandoned that channel long ago so I'm glad to see it live on, I guess."
7263,Put a positive spin on yourself. Who are you?,I have a hobby that has made me exponentially happier than I've ever been 😁,What's your hobby?
7264,I have a hobby that has made me exponentially happier than I've ever been 😁,What's your hobby?,Pegging?
7265,What's your hobby?,Pegging?,This was unexpected and hilarious. Thank you. 
7266,What's your hobby?,Pegging?,I'm not even going to dignify this with a response!
7267,What's your hobby?,Pegging?,Exbonerentionally 
7268,Drunk as fuck. Let's talk!,Wjat type of dogs are Olivia and Max?,"Olivia is a rat terrier, she's 7, and Max is a staffordshire terrier and he's 4 years old"
7269,Wjat type of dogs are Olivia and Max?,"Olivia is a rat terrier, she's 7, and Max is a staffordshire terrier and he's 4 years old","Neat, do you have any pics? "
7270,"Olivia is a rat terrier, she's 7, and Max is a staffordshire terrier and he's 4 years old","Neat, do you have any pics? ",How do I upload pics? Do I need to use Imgur?
7271,"Neat, do you have any pics? ",How do I upload pics? Do I need to use Imgur?,That would probably be the easiest way. 
7272,Just need someone to talk to right now.,Not bad. How about you?,"Comme ci comme ca, as they say in France."
7273,Not bad. How about you?,"Comme ci comme ca, as they say in France.",I'm pretty terrible at french lol. What does that mean?
7274,"Comme ci comme ca, as they say in France.",I'm pretty terrible at french lol. What does that mean?,"Oh, haha. It means ""so-so"""
7275,Just need someone to talk to right now.,I'll give you three guesses as to which movie I'm watching.,Alright but I require one hint 
7276,I'll give you three guesses as to which movie I'm watching.,Alright but I require one hint ,It's a Disney movie.
7277,Just need someone to talk to right now.,I'm doing pretty good what are your favorite Subreddits?,I like /r/edmproduction and /r/games. What about you?
7278,I'm doing pretty good what are your favorite Subreddits?,I like /r/edmproduction and /r/games. What about you?,I love all the different Subreddits I follow😀😊☺🙌👍
7279,What's you guys favourite band?,"I love the arctic monkeys, it's hard to choose a favourite band but they're normally my no.1",Ahhh I like Alex Turner's music a lot!
7280,"I love the arctic monkeys, it's hard to choose a favourite band but they're normally my no.1",Ahhh I like Alex Turner's music a lot!,Yeah I can't wait for the new album (whenever it is coming out)
7281,What's you guys favourite band?,Rammstein,Du.
7282,Rammstein,Du.,Du Hast
7283,What's you guys favourite band?,Jukebox the Ghost or Ghost if I had to pick two favorites ,What's your favorite song from Ghost?
7284,Jukebox the Ghost or Ghost if I had to pick two favorites ,What's your favorite song from Ghost?,Probably Monstrance Clock or Square Hammer.
7285,What's your favorite song from Ghost?,Probably Monstrance Clock or Square Hammer.,Square hammer is the only one I liked about them actually
7286,What's you guys favourite band?,Jukebox the Ghost or Ghost if I had to pick two favorites ,They are really different one from another haha
7287,Jukebox the Ghost or Ghost if I had to pick two favorites ,They are really different one from another haha,"Haha I know, I'm not picky about music. :)"
7288,What are you procrastinating?,To distract me from the fact there's nothing on tv.,Gotcha. What sorta shows do you like?
7289,To distract me from the fact there's nothing on tv.,Gotcha. What sorta shows do you like?,"I stick to comedy really, but I do watch the walking dead and supernatural."
7290,Gotcha. What sorta shows do you like?,"I stick to comedy really, but I do watch the walking dead and supernatural.",Have heard of both but have yet to watch. Any favorites in comedy?
7291,What are you procrastinating?,"Lots of important work for me, oh well, maybe tomorrow",Why do tomorrow what you could do the day after tomorrow?
7292,"Lots of important work for me, oh well, maybe tomorrow",Why do tomorrow what you could do the day after tomorrow?,"Huh, never thought about it that way before. Thanks!"
7293,Fictional Crushes?,Max from Life Is Strange. Mostly because we're very similarly written characters lol.,"So you have a crush on YOURSELF?

~~are you fictional?~~"
7294,Max from Life Is Strange. Mostly because we're very similarly written characters lol.,"So you have a crush on YOURSELF?

~~are you fictional?~~",I would fuck me.
7295,"So you have a crush on YOURSELF?

~~are you fictional?~~",I would fuck me.,I'd fuck me twice. 
7296,I would fuck me.,I'd fuck me twice. ,"I would fuck me twice, but I would probably fall asleep before finishing."
7297,Fictional Crushes?,Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Good or bad. ,I deliberately left him out because I KNEW he'd be accounted for.
7298,Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Good or bad. ,I deliberately left him out because I KNEW he'd be accounted for.,Haha I know! My mind immediately went to him. 
7299,I deliberately left him out because I KNEW he'd be accounted for.,Haha I know! My mind immediately went to him. ,He is *ridiculously* hot.
7300,Fictional Crushes?,DVA,"dats me! except I'm a tall curvy d.va who rocks a dorito belt and mt. dew nunchucks, lmao :p"
7301,DVA,"dats me! except I'm a tall curvy d.va who rocks a dorito belt and mt. dew nunchucks, lmao :p",my friends say I look like a male version of Mei.
7302,"dats me! except I'm a tall curvy d.va who rocks a dorito belt and mt. dew nunchucks, lmao :p",my friends say I look like a male version of Mei.,"well, Mei is hot af 

except when she's being a bitch in game but that's excusable "
7303,my friends say I look like a male version of Mei.,"well, Mei is hot af 

except when she's being a bitch in game but that's excusable ",more like cold af
7304,"well, Mei is hot af 

except when she's being a bitch in game but that's excusable ",more like cold af,u got me there
7305,What kind of cheese do you like?,Pepper Jack.,"Never tried it, but I'd love to try spicy cheese!"
7306,Pepper Jack.,"Never tried it, but I'd love to try spicy cheese!",Try Dairy cow spreadable wedges.
7307,"Never tried it, but I'd love to try spicy cheese!",Try Dairy cow spreadable wedges.,Wow! They have alot of cheese in packets!
7308,What kind of cheese do you like?,I'd say Red Leicester.,"Never tried red leicester, is it good?"
7309,I'd say Red Leicester.,"Never tried red leicester, is it good?","It's my go to for cheese on toast, I can't get enough of the stuff."
7310,What kind of cheese do you like?,Dill Havarti.,"Never tried it, is it good?"
7311,Dill Havarti.,"Never tried it, is it good?","Delicious, if you like dill. The flavors go together really well. "
7312,What kind of cheese do you like?,"Mozzarella, Parmesan, and cheddar. Other than that I don't like cheese",They're all basic cheese. Gotta love something new y'know?
7313,"Mozzarella, Parmesan, and cheddar. Other than that I don't like cheese",They're all basic cheese. Gotta love something new y'know?,Nah...
7314,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth.,What's your favourite way to improve your favourite food?
7315,Truth.,What's your favourite way to improve your favourite food?,Easy. I put mayonnaise on everything that can dipped in it!
7316,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,Has anyone PMed you library nudes?
7317,Truth,Has anyone PMed you library nudes?,"Unfortunately not, but maybe one day"
7318,Has anyone PMed you library nudes?,"Unfortunately not, but maybe one day",I'm tempted to google some just so I can lol
7319,"Unfortunately not, but maybe one day",I'm tempted to google some just so I can lol,"Well, you would then be my first ;)"
7320,I'm tempted to google some just so I can lol,"Well, you would then be my first ;)",Enjoy :)
7321,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth.,"ARE YOU A SUBSCRIBER OF THE /R/TOTALLYNOTROBOTS SUBREDDIT, FELLOW HUMAN BEING?"
7322,Truth.,"ARE YOU A SUBSCRIBER OF THE /R/TOTALLYNOTROBOTS SUBREDDIT, FELLOW HUMAN BEING?","Nope, I've never even heard of it until now."
7323,"ARE YOU A SUBSCRIBER OF THE /R/TOTALLYNOTROBOTS SUBREDDIT, FELLOW HUMAN BEING?","Nope, I've never even heard of it until now.","WITH A NAME LIKE YOURS, I SUSPECT YOU MAY QUITE LIKE IT"
7324,"Nope, I've never even heard of it until now.","WITH A NAME LIKE YOURS, I SUSPECT YOU MAY QUITE LIKE IT","I'll check it out.

Edit: It's awesome"
7325,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Sure...Truth.,When was the last time you received a personal letter? 
7326,Sure...Truth.,When was the last time you received a personal letter? ,"I received a letter from my parents at Easter, because I am away at college."
7327,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth?,What's your most embarrassing memory?
7328,Truth?,What's your most embarrassing memory?,"I really can't recall one, but if I have to - I pissed my pants at 7 years old."
7329,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,"How does one conduct a dare over the Internet?

Anyways, I'll take T.",Why don't you have a flair?
7330,"How does one conduct a dare over the Internet?

Anyways, I'll take T.",Why don't you have a flair?,....there's a green circle right next to my name.
7331,Why don't you have a flair?,....there's a green circle right next to my name.,Unfilled.
7332,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth.,What kind of question were you hoping to answer here?
7333,Truth.,What kind of question were you hoping to answer here?,Something based off my post history... Kinda curious what impressions I'm making.
7334,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,What's your goto gas station snack?
7335,Truth!,What's your goto gas station snack?,Snickers every time.
7336,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,How'd you choose your username?
7337,Truth,How'd you choose your username?,Pretty boring actually... just glued 2 random words together
7338,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth! ,What was your fifteen minutes of fame?
7339,Truth! ,What was your fifteen minutes of fame?,I don't think I truly had one yet. 
7340,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,What is most exciting in your life right now?
7341,Truth,What is most exciting in your life right now?,I ate half a container of peanuts in 5 minutes.....
7342,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth me. ,What was your favorite childhood show?
7343,Truth me. ,What was your favorite childhood show?,"Samurai. 

Friggin. 

Jack. "
7344,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,"I think I got in on time this time! Dare me, suckas! ","I dare you to pay a stranger a compliment. I know, hardcore. "
7345,"I think I got in on time this time! Dare me, suckas! ","I dare you to pay a stranger a compliment. I know, hardcore. ","Hey man, that's a great dare you got there. Really top notch, my dude."
7346,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,If a genie gave you 3 wishes what would you wish for
7347,Truth!,If a genie gave you 3 wishes what would you wish for,"1. Unlimited wealth
2. Telekinesis
3. Gain the mind of L"
7348,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,I'm at work. I'll take truth. ,Have you ever had a fantasy about a Disney character?
7349,I'm at work. I'll take truth. ,Have you ever had a fantasy about a Disney character?,"Ariel from Little Mermaid, once upon a time. "
7350,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,"This seams fun, hope I'm not to late. To make up for it, give me a truth and a dare!",Write your favorite color on your belly with a sharpie. Proof required.
7351,"This seams fun, hope I'm not to late. To make up for it, give me a truth and a dare!",Write your favorite color on your belly with a sharpie. Proof required.,"Huh, I actually don't have a sharpie, or any permanent felt pen."
7352,Write your favorite color on your belly with a sharpie. Proof required.,"Huh, I actually don't have a sharpie, or any permanent felt pen.",Paint? Nail polish? Eyeliner? Ketchup?
7353,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,I'll do a truth,How many dicks have you sucked?
7354,I'll do a truth,How many dicks have you sucked?,"That I remember, 0. Rather boring."
7355,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,"I'll take a truth. Hit me, strangers.",How many dicks have you sucked?
7356,"I'll take a truth. Hit me, strangers.",How many dicks have you sucked?,None. I'm a straight dude.
7357,"I'll take a truth. Hit me, strangers.",How many dicks have you sucked?,You've asked multiple people this...
7358,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Truth, hit me with your best 3! ;)","How many walkers have you killed?  
How many humans have you killed?  
Why?"
7359,"Truth, hit me with your best 3! ;)","How many walkers have you killed?  
How many humans have you killed?  
Why?","I have killed no walkers or humans, and that's because I haven't played any zombie games :("
7360,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,How many dicks have you sucked?
7361,Truth!,How many dicks have you sucked?,None
7362,How many dicks have you sucked?,None,You said truth!
7363,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,How many dicks have you sucked?
7364,Truth,How many dicks have you sucked?,None. Im a guy soo....
7365,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,truth!,what's the last youtube video you've watched?
7366,truth!,what's the last youtube video you've watched?,"actually, the one with the giant chicken thats like 3 feet tall"
7367,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth 😎😎😎,How many dicks have you sucked?
7368,Truth 😎😎😎,How many dicks have you sucked?,"One. My own. Can't do it anymore, got too tall during puberty and lost some flexibility. "
7369,How many dicks have you sucked?,"One. My own. Can't do it anymore, got too tall during puberty and lost some flexibility. ",I feel like I've seen a comment somewhere like this before
7370,How many dicks have you sucked?,"One. My own. Can't do it anymore, got too tall during puberty and lost some flexibility. ","I'm 5'10 and sucked my own dick.

Its not as great as I thought. But hey, I got a blowjob."
7371,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth. ,How many dicks have you sucked?
7372,Truth. ,How many dicks have you sucked?,"No dicks, not my thing apparently. "
7373,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,"I did my dare, I want a truth now!",How many dicks have you sucked?
7374,"I did my dare, I want a truth now!",How many dicks have you sucked?,"One. Not my preference, but it's definitely not as bad as I initially thought it could've been."
7375,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Dare,I dare you to take a selfie in your underwear in front of your next door neighbours front door.
7376,Dare,I dare you to take a selfie in your underwear in front of your next door neighbours front door.,"*1 day later*
""Florida Man Arrested for Exposing Himself in Front of His Neighbor's House"" "
7377,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth!,Which dinosaur receives the least credit and why?
7378,Truth!,Which dinosaur receives the least credit and why?,dude... why all the dinosaurs questions?
7379,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Dare me.,Go outside and make a dinosaur sculpture out of whatever you can find.
7380,Dare me.,Go outside and make a dinosaur sculpture out of whatever you can find.,Give me about 3 hours and I'll post proof!
7381,Go outside and make a dinosaur sculpture out of whatever you can find.,Give me about 3 hours and I'll post proof!,"Deal. I'll be sleeping, but I'm gunna check in the morning."
7382,Give me about 3 hours and I'll post proof!,"Deal. I'll be sleeping, but I'm gunna check in the morning.",Is a T-Rex good?
7383,"Deal. I'll be sleeping, but I'm gunna check in the morning.",Is a T-Rex good?,A classic!
7384,Is a T-Rex good?,A classic!,I posted the proof in my second comment!
7385,"Deal. I'll be sleeping, but I'm gunna check in the morning.",Is a T-Rex good?,Is that like a sharptooth?
7386,Is a T-Rex good?,Is that like a sharptooth?,What's a sharptooth?
7387,Is a T-Rex good?,Is that like a sharptooth?,Run! Sharptooth! Petrie do not like!
7388,Is that like a sharptooth?,Run! Sharptooth! Petrie do not like!,Nope nope nope
7389,Go outside and make a dinosaur sculpture out of whatever you can find.,Give me about 3 hours and I'll post proof!,"-1 for the lack of feathers. +1 for the ""mystery"" puddle."
7390,Give me about 3 hours and I'll post proof!,"-1 for the lack of feathers. +1 for the ""mystery"" puddle.",T-rexes had feathers?
7391,"-1 for the lack of feathers. +1 for the ""mystery"" puddle.",T-rexes had feathers?,"Most dinosaurs did, yes."
7392,T-rexes had feathers?,"Most dinosaurs did, yes.",News to me.
7393,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,What is the most embarrassing moment of your life so far?
7394,Truth,What is the most embarrassing moment of your life so far?,"The last date I was on, when I made the girl laugh so hard she threw up."
7395,What is the most embarrassing moment of your life so far?,"The last date I was on, when I made the girl laugh so hard she threw up.",humblebrag. doesn't count 
7396,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Hell yeah. Truth,Which one of your relatives would you say is hot?
7397,Hell yeah. Truth,Which one of your relatives would you say is hot?,"Bloody hell.
Not exactly hot, but my sis's kinda beautiful... Borderline hot"
7398,Which one of your relatives would you say is hot?,"Bloody hell.
Not exactly hot, but my sis's kinda beautiful... Borderline hot",Alright truth!
7399,"Bloody hell.
Not exactly hot, but my sis's kinda beautiful... Borderline hot",Alright truth!,Alright. One super embarrassing fact about you 
7400,Which one of your relatives would you say is hot?,"Bloody hell.
Not exactly hot, but my sis's kinda beautiful... Borderline hot",Right?!? 
7401,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Hit me. TRUTH!,"Do you wish your partner was different sexually? If so, how? "
7402,Hit me. TRUTH!,"Do you wish your partner was different sexually? If so, how? ",I dont have a partner :(
7403,"Do you wish your partner was different sexually? If so, how? ",I dont have a partner :(,"So, yes? You wish they existed?"
7404,I dont have a partner :(,"So, yes? You wish they existed?",I wish I have one
7405,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Truth, fam. Hit me. ","Fuck you up? Truth: Describe your past 3 relationships in terms of dinosaurs, in detail."
7406,"Truth, fam. Hit me. ","Fuck you up? Truth: Describe your past 3 relationships in terms of dinosaurs, in detail.","Yo, sorry to interrupt, but do you like dinosaurs?"
7407,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,What did you do that makes you a terrible person?
7408,Truth,What did you do that makes you a terrible person?,That's a fucking good one.
7409,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Fuck it, hit me with a truth. ",tell me a melancholy memory
7410,"Fuck it, hit me with a truth. ",tell me a melancholy memory,"man, I don't remember anything melancholy. "
7411,tell me a melancholy memory,"man, I don't remember anything melancholy. ",why not?
7412,"man, I don't remember anything melancholy. ",why not?,"it's really just that, I don't dwell on sad stuff, and therefore I can't call anything to mind. "
7413,why not?,"it's really just that, I don't dwell on sad stuff, and therefore I can't call anything to mind. ",okay.
7414,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth me :4,"How've you managed to go almost a year with only 5 posts? 

"
7415,Truth me :4,"How've you managed to go almost a year with only 5 posts? 

",Lel I have multiple accnts cz my friends know the main one so I kinda delete that one 
7416,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,Guilty Pleasure fast food?
7417,Truth,Guilty Pleasure fast food?,Taco Bell - crunchwrap and cheesy gordita crunch
7418,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Dare me, people!",I dare you to stick a finger in your butthole.
7419,"Dare me, people!",I dare you to stick a finger in your butthole.,i think you've open OP to many new things 
7420,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,"So, these memes, honestly, they're all kinda stupid right?"
7421,Truth,"So, these memes, honestly, they're all kinda stupid right?",Yep.
7422,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Dare! ,Kiss Leo on the mouth. You don't have to put tongue. I hope he will though :D
7423,Dare! ,Kiss Leo on the mouth. You don't have to put tongue. I hope he will though :D,He was very respectful of my boundaries and kept his tongue away from my face. 
7424,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Alright, truth.",Have you ever really hated someone? 
7425,"Alright, truth.",Have you ever really hated someone? ,"A few bullies for sure, I didn't have a fun time at school."
7426,Have you ever really hated someone? ,"A few bullies for sure, I didn't have a fun time at school.","That's bad to hear, I hope things are going better now"
7427,"A few bullies for sure, I didn't have a fun time at school.","That's bad to hear, I hope things are going better now","Thanks, that was at least ten years ago that was happening, my life has definitely improved!"
7428,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,"Meh, I'll play along.

Truth me!",Why is the cheese in your username screaming? 
7429,"Meh, I'll play along.

Truth me!",Why is the cheese in your username screaming? ,"Probably out of sheer terror, because I'm going to eat it?  I like cheese."
7430,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Toss me a truth,What is less appealing to you: swimming laps or running laps?
7431,Toss me a truth,What is less appealing to you: swimming laps or running laps?,probably swimming just because it tires me out more and I play soccer so I'm used to running
7432,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth me beaches,"Why do you spend so much time in r/askOuija?
"
7433,Truth me beaches,"Why do you spend so much time in r/askOuija?
",Why wouldn't he ?
7434,Truth me beaches,"Why do you spend so much time in r/askOuija?
",It's fun to see what people can come up with together. It's like /r/place but with words.
7435,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,"First- happy belated cake day!

Second- What is the most fucked up thing you've ever witnessed?"
7436,Truth,"First- happy belated cake day!

Second- What is the most fucked up thing you've ever witnessed?","1. Thank you!
2. Photo of my classmate doing you know what."
7437,"First- happy belated cake day!

Second- What is the most fucked up thing you've ever witnessed?","1. Thank you!
2. Photo of my classmate doing you know what.",*gasp* Homework? 
7438,"1. Thank you!
2. Photo of my classmate doing you know what.",*gasp* Homework? ,"Well something more sexual, litrally fucked up"
7439,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in a public setting? 
7440,Truth,What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in a public setting? ,I got an erection while benchpressing at the gym once!
7441,What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in a public setting? ,I got an erection while benchpressing at the gym once!,"Lol, did anybody notice? "
7442,I got an erection while benchpressing at the gym once!,"Lol, did anybody notice? ","Probably, but no one said anything, so that's good!"
7443,"Lol, did anybody notice? ","Probably, but no one said anything, so that's good!",Haha. 
7444,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,When in the past would you travel to? 
7445,Truth,When in the past would you travel to? ,1960. And realease all of The Beatles' songs under my own name.
7446,When in the past would you travel to? ,1960. And realease all of The Beatles' songs under my own name.,Who really composed Beethoven's fifth? Bootstrap paradox!
7447,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth,What's your favorite number?
7448,Truth,What's your favorite number?,49
7449,[Possibly NSFW] Does anyone want to play a game of truth or dare?,Truth.,How often do you send snail mail?
7450,Truth.,How often do you send snail mail?,Only when Internet is not working.
7451,Just got $200 into my PayPal from a random redditor!,That's so cool! Spend it wisely :),Cocaine and hookers. 
7452,That's so cool! Spend it wisely :),Cocaine and hookers. ,Sounds pretty wise to me.
7453,Just got $200 into my PayPal from a random redditor!,"God didnt give you the money. The user did. It's not from ""Him"". ",God gave him the user though. 
7454,"God didnt give you the money. The user did. It's not from ""Him"". ",God gave him the user though. ,pretty sure his mum and dad fucking did that
7455,God gave him the user though. ,pretty sure his mum and dad fucking did that,"Yes, they did do that by fucking. "
7456,Just got $200 into my PayPal from a random redditor!,be careful for the chargeback ,"They'd have to open a dispute, which I don't think they could win, given the messages exchanged"
7457,be careful for the chargeback ,"They'd have to open a dispute, which I don't think they could win, given the messages exchanged","If they claim the charge was unauthorized, they will *always* win the dispute."
7458,"They'd have to open a dispute, which I don't think they could win, given the messages exchanged","If they claim the charge was unauthorized, they will *always* win the dispute.",I'm not too worried tbh
7459,What was the last band/musician you were absolutely obsessed with?,Salvia palth. They only have the one album but I really love it. Discovered them on YouTube ,"""I was all over her"" is such a good song!"
7460,Salvia palth. They only have the one album but I really love it. Discovered them on YouTube ,"""I was all over her"" is such a good song!",That was the song I first heard of theirs 😅
7461,What was the last band/musician you were absolutely obsessed with?,Beach House! They're so chill and surfer-y. Definitely helps me mellow out.,try wavves next
7462,Beach House! They're so chill and surfer-y. Definitely helps me mellow out.,try wavves next,Put them on the list! Thanks :)
7463,try wavves next,Put them on the list! Thanks :),No prob! Last I knew beach house and wavves are dating.
7464,New posts are the best way to find new conversations,"Let me guess, you are form Boulder colorado?","have I mentioned that too much? 
lol you are correct sir!"
7465,"Let me guess, you are form Boulder colorado?","have I mentioned that too much? 
lol you are correct sir!",I have seen a couple of you posts earlier today. I'm from the Netherland btw.
7466,New posts are the best way to find new conversations,"Hey guys, ",I am picturing you yelling that like the guy in the goonies
7467,"Hey guys, ",I am picturing you yelling that like the guy in the goonies,"I don't know what a goonie is but I'll take it
"
7468,New posts are the best way to find new conversations,We should make a discord server or something. ,I don't know what that means but I'm game
7469,We should make a discord server or something. ,I don't know what that means but I'm game,"It's like chat thing, we can chat and speak to each other and stuff. "
7470,I don't know what that means but I'm game,"It's like chat thing, we can chat and speak to each other and stuff. ",do it! I'm still confused at what it is but I'm totally down 
7471,"I'm having a horrible, draining day. How's yours?",Come here and let me hug you :) ,Thank you. :) You're kind. Hope you're having a nice day.
7472,Come here and let me hug you :) ,Thank you. :) You're kind. Hope you're having a nice day.,group hug 
7473,Thank you. :) You're kind. Hope you're having a nice day.,group hug ,"Let me in on this:


*Nana internet group hug*"
7474,group hug ,"Let me in on this:


*Nana internet group hug*",this is what the internet is for :)
7475,"I'm having a horrible, draining day. How's yours?","*Nana internet hug*

I hope things improve for you during the day :)

","It did. Thank you! I got myself some McDonald's to cheer myself up. :)

How was your day?"
7476,"*Nana internet hug*

I hope things improve for you during the day :)

","It did. Thank you! I got myself some McDonald's to cheer myself up. :)

How was your day?","Yay!  Glad to know it! :)


So far - so good! Thank you ! :)"
7477,Who's awake?,more specific question/convo or just a chat? I'm up for either ,Conversation! What's going on??
7478,more specific question/convo or just a chat? I'm up for either ,Conversation! What's going on??,"just hanging out in beautiful Colorado! actually in my basement at 2 am lol

hbu? why you up?"
7479,Who's awake?,"Hey there, I'm definitely awake.


Where are you from?","I'm from Wisconsin, but I'm in Minneapolis right now in my dorm. What about you?"
7480,"Hey there, I'm definitely awake.


Where are you from?","I'm from Wisconsin, but I'm in Minneapolis right now in my dorm. What about you?","Ah gotcha. I'm in Alaska. It's only 12:20am here so yea...


Dorm? What are you studying?"
7481,Who's awake?,Spring or Fall?,Spring. Fall makes me sad because I know the Minneapolis winter is nigh
7482,Spring or Fall?,Spring. Fall makes me sad because I know the Minneapolis winter is nigh,"Tell me about  Minneapolis spring, as someone who ever been to US?!"
7483,Australians where you at?,I'm an Australian living in Jerusalem for four months!,how did you end up there?
7484,I'm an Australian living in Jerusalem for four months!,how did you end up there?,[removed]
7485,Anyone wants to share their artistic work?,"my mom makes felt mice, they are very cute.",Like needle felting?
7486,"my mom makes felt mice, they are very cute.",Like needle felting?,"yeah, i think so."
7487,Happyyyyyyy!,Me too❤,Aww awesome! 💜😊😄😜😂🤙✌👌 What's got you so happy?
7488,Me too❤,Aww awesome! 💜😊😄😜😂🤙✌👌 What's got you so happy?,New music
7489,Aww awesome! 💜😊😄😜😂🤙✌👌 What's got you so happy?,New music,hey same! Whatcha listening to?
7490,New music,hey same! Whatcha listening to?,Foo fighters
7491,hey same! Whatcha listening to?,Foo fighters,Ooh yeah they're good!
7492,Foo fighters,Ooh yeah they're good!,😍
7493,Ooh yeah they're good!,😍,I'd say my favorites by them would be Walk and Monkey Wrench.
7494,😍,I'd say my favorites by them would be Walk and Monkey Wrench.,I'm liking Everlong
7495,I'd say my favorites by them would be Walk and Monkey Wrench.,I'm liking Everlong,Looks like I have some research to do... brb ;)
7496,I'm liking Everlong,Looks like I have some research to do... brb ;),🙃🌮🤓
7497,Looks like I have some research to do... brb ;),🙃🌮🤓,Found it. Listened to it. Loved it &lt;3
7498,🙃🌮🤓,Found it. Listened to it. Loved it &lt;3,Alright❤
7499,Found it. Listened to it. Loved it &lt;3,Alright❤,What else do you like?
7500,Alright❤,What else do you like?,Music wise.....I have a wide range. Sinatra to Ed Sheeran
7501,What else do you like?,Music wise.....I have a wide range. Sinatra to Ed Sheeran,"same! I listen to classical, dubstep, rock, and almost everything in between."
7502,Music wise.....I have a wide range. Sinatra to Ed Sheeran,"same! I listen to classical, dubstep, rock, and almost everything in between.",You sound like me. I'll give anything a listen. I do shamelessly like pop music. Don't shoot 
7503,"same! I listen to classical, dubstep, rock, and almost everything in between.",You sound like me. I'll give anything a listen. I do shamelessly like pop music. Don't shoot ,"lol no worries, I do to."
7504,You sound like me. I'll give anything a listen. I do shamelessly like pop music. Don't shoot ,"lol no worries, I do to.",You do? Like wat
7505,Happyyyyyyy!,I'm good went to my local town and did shopping today picked up some awesome chocolate brownies.,"That sounds like a nice, normal day! Enjoy the brownies!"
7506,I'm good went to my local town and did shopping today picked up some awesome chocolate brownies.,"That sounds like a nice, normal day! Enjoy the brownies!","I shall, thank you."
7507,"That sounds like a nice, normal day! Enjoy the brownies!","I shall, thank you.",of course.
7508,What are your hobbies?,"I've started rock climbing, that's about all I do outside of work, besides going to the gym",Oh shit me too man! Just started 3 months ago. It's super fun eh?
7509,"I've started rock climbing, that's about all I do outside of work, besides going to the gym",Oh shit me too man! Just started 3 months ago. It's super fun eh?,So fun! Though I've only been able to do 5.6 and 5.7 routes so far
7510,What are your hobbies?,Play guitar.,On my list of things to learn:) How long have you been playing?
7511,Play guitar.,On my list of things to learn:) How long have you been playing?,"On and off about 4 years, I am not that good but I am having fun with it."
7512,On my list of things to learn:) How long have you been playing?,"On and off about 4 years, I am not that good but I am having fun with it.",That's good that you're having fun:) I want to be able to pick one up and just play someday
7513,What are your hobbies?,/r/MechanicalKeyboards and /r/electronics.,That's neat:))
7514,/r/MechanicalKeyboards and /r/electronics.,That's neat:)),Yeah (:
7515,What are your hobbies?,Cooking! Everyone's gotta eat,True! What are your favorite things to make?
7516,Cooking! Everyone's gotta eat,True! What are your favorite things to make?,Anything and everything really. My dream's to become a chef after college 
7517,True! What are your favorite things to make?,Anything and everything really. My dream's to become a chef after college ,Ooh that's cool. Do you have any recipes you could hook me up with? 
7518,Anything and everything really. My dream's to become a chef after college ,Ooh that's cool. Do you have any recipes you could hook me up with? ,"Totally, my favorite website is seriouseats.com. All their recipes are gold"
7519,Ooh that's cool. Do you have any recipes you could hook me up with? ,"Totally, my favorite website is seriouseats.com. All their recipes are gold",You sir (or madam) are a life saver 
7520,"Totally, my favorite website is seriouseats.com. All their recipes are gold",You sir (or madam) are a life saver ,Anytime :) 
7521,What are your hobbies?,I like reading.,I want to do more reading. Are there any books that you enjoy most above all?
7522,I like reading.,I want to do more reading. Are there any books that you enjoy most above all?,I enjoy reading about everything😀😊☺🙌👍
7523,I want to do more reading. Are there any books that you enjoy most above all?,I enjoy reading about everything😀😊☺🙌👍,That good! Not being choosy is a gift
7524,How did you come up with your username?,I described who I am. I'm shocked it wasn't already taken!,"Also, I'm shocked it wasn't already taken!"
7525,I described who I am. I'm shocked it wasn't already taken!,"Also, I'm shocked it wasn't already taken!","Because you are the /u/PrivilegedGuy !, thats another cool nickname there."
7526,How did you come up with your username?,I'd rather not say.,"Wait, is that a numer I should call or something?"
7527,I'd rather not say.,"Wait, is that a numer I should call or something?",it has to do with /r/wallstreetbets 
7528,"Wait, is that a numer I should call or something?",it has to do with /r/wallstreetbets ,"Ohh, it think I get how it goes"
7529,How did you come up with your username?,I loved the song that Dory sang in Finding Nemo ❤️,Hahaha I loved that movie
7530,I loved the song that Dory sang in Finding Nemo ❤️,Hahaha I loved that movie,Me too! My favorite childhood movie :DDD 
7531,How did you come up with your username?,It just came to me one day.,I prefer not to know what you were doing that day..
7532,It just came to me one day.,I prefer not to know what you were doing that day..,I will leave it to you
7533,I prefer not to know what you were doing that day..,I will leave it to you,I hate homework 
7534,How did you come up with your username?,It rhymed,Awesome username!
7535,It rhymed,Awesome username!,Thanks dude! I would say likewise but I'm not too sure what yours means!?
7536,Awesome username!,Thanks dude! I would say likewise but I'm not too sure what yours means!?,It doesn't mean anything actually just my IRL nickname and some other stuff 
7537,How did you come up with your username?,IT'S MY FIRST NAME,IS YOUR FIRST NAME MISTER?
7538,IT'S MY FIRST NAME,IS YOUR FIRST NAME MISTER?,YES
7539,IS YOUR FIRST NAME MISTER?,YES,"IT'S A NICE NAME, FRIEND"
7540,Does pineapple belong on pizza?,Hail pineapple.,"Pineapple is love, pineapple is life"
7541,Hail pineapple.,"Pineapple is love, pineapple is life","Embrace the pineapple.

Gently, though."
7542,"Pineapple is love, pineapple is life","Embrace the pineapple.

Gently, though.",HAIL! HAIL!
7543,"Today is my birthday, I am now 19 years old. I don't wanna be 19. It feels like life is going too fast.","Happy birthday! What are you doing to celebrate? After uni, things speed waaaaay up. Sadly. ",I am doing nothing. I don't feel like celebrating.  
7544,"Happy birthday! What are you doing to celebrate? After uni, things speed waaaaay up. Sadly. ",I am doing nothing. I don't feel like celebrating.  ,:( Not even pizza? Let's get pizza. Pizza makes everyone happy.
7545,I am doing nothing. I don't feel like celebrating.  ,:( Not even pizza? Let's get pizza. Pizza makes everyone happy.,I actually ate some pizza today...
7546,:( Not even pizza? Let's get pizza. Pizza makes everyone happy.,I actually ate some pizza today...,"Did it help? If not, somebody get this woman some tacos and gin stat!"
7547,I actually ate some pizza today...,"Did it help? If not, somebody get this woman some tacos and gin stat!",It was only one slice. One slice can't make me happy.
7548,"Did it help? If not, somebody get this woman some tacos and gin stat!",It was only one slice. One slice can't make me happy.,"Damn it, Margaret! We must feed the craving!"
7549,It was only one slice. One slice can't make me happy.,"Damn it, Margaret! We must feed the craving!",I don't have any pizza left. My sister also wanted pizza.
7550,"Damn it, Margaret! We must feed the craving!",I don't have any pizza left. My sister also wanted pizza.,What a selfish person. It's your birthday. How dare she.
7551,I don't have any pizza left. My sister also wanted pizza.,What a selfish person. It's your birthday. How dare she.,"Oh, it's my birthday... I forgot."
7552,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.","/I'm just sitting here, thinking on why nobody wants to be friends with me.../",I'll be friends with you! :D
7553,"/I'm just sitting here, thinking on why nobody wants to be friends with me.../",I'll be friends with you! :D,Thanks. Tell me something cool about yourself!
7554,I'll be friends with you! :D,Thanks. Tell me something cool about yourself!,Can I get in on the friendship train? (Or would it be a boat?)
7555,Thanks. Tell me something cool about yourself!,Can I get in on the friendship train? (Or would it be a boat?),Yes.
7556,Anyone want to talk about music?,"Hey, I'm looking for new songs to listen to!",Awesome! What's your favourite genre?
7557,"Hey, I'm looking for new songs to listen to!",Awesome! What's your favourite genre?,Rock/Pop Rock/Punk Rock/Alternative Rock. Basically rock hahaha
7558,Awesome! What's your favourite genre?,Rock/Pop Rock/Punk Rock/Alternative Rock. Basically rock hahaha,I'm the same!
7559,Rock/Pop Rock/Punk Rock/Alternative Rock. Basically rock hahaha,I'm the same!,Any recommendations?
7560,I just made my friends girlfriend cry,"I was completely expecting you to make her cry the bad way, so that was a wholesome twist",I expected him to end up banging her.
7561,"I was completely expecting you to make her cry the bad way, so that was a wholesome twist",I expected him to end up banging her.,Could still
7562,I just made my friends girlfriend cry,yo she might want that D,"&gt; not even her closest friends, or boyfriends. 

"
7563,yo she might want that D,"&gt; not even her closest friends, or boyfriends. 

","Yeah she has several boyfriends man, there's nothing stopping our boi"
7564,"&gt; not even her closest friends, or boyfriends. 

","Yeah she has several boyfriends man, there's nothing stopping our boi","Ppl are free to do what make them happy.

Hope she is. =D"
7565,Does anybody else feel sad and lonely when they wake up after sleeping in the daytime :/ ?,I usually feel cranky!,What's 'cranky'? :)
7566,I usually feel cranky!,What's 'cranky'? :),You know.....grumpy....bitchy.
7567,What are you guys listening to right now?,"My taste in music isn't that good, but well, rn I am listening to Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol ","I don't believe in bad tastes for music, to each their own. Plus I love the song you mentioned"
7568,"My taste in music isn't that good, but well, rn I am listening to Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol ","I don't believe in bad tastes for music, to each their own. Plus I love the song you mentioned","Yeah. It's a good one. Been playing it a lot lately. Plus, I love Irish bands."
7569,You are going to get something!,I like things,"Well, YOU are the best thing and I love the heck out of you."
7570,I like things,"Well, YOU are the best thing and I love the heck out of you.","&lt;333333333333333333333333333

Why must you reflect my feelings?!?!? "
7571,You are going to get something!,I will try this. ,What hobby have you never gotten into but wanted to try?
7572,I will try this. ,What hobby have you never gotten into but wanted to try?,"I'm good at piano, and okay-ish at guitar, but I really want to be an awesome bass player."
7573,What hobby have you never gotten into but wanted to try?,"I'm good at piano, and okay-ish at guitar, but I really want to be an awesome bass player.",Why bass? 
7574,Who is playing video games tonight?,Just playing some Battlefield 1 tonight,"Man, you're making me want to kill some stuff now lmao"
7575,Just playing some Battlefield 1 tonight,"Man, you're making me want to kill some stuff now lmao","lol. Yup, I just spawned in my light tank. these guys are fucked now lol."
7576,Who is playing video games tonight?,"Me, of course! I'll be playing Horizon Zero Dawn.","Seems like an amazing game, too bad it isn't in PC"
7577,"Me, of course! I'll be playing Horizon Zero Dawn.","Seems like an amazing game, too bad it isn't in PC",It's a good excuse to buy a PS4
7578,"Seems like an amazing game, too bad it isn't in PC",It's a good excuse to buy a PS4,something something PC master race 😀
7579,It's a good excuse to buy a PS4,something something PC master race 😀,"Obviously that isn't true, since you can't play Horizon Zero Dawn :P"
7580,Haven't smoked a cig in 24 hours : ),Heh I'm reading on my smoke break,That's kind of a dick thing to say
7581,Heh I'm reading on my smoke break,That's kind of a dick thing to say,How come
7582,You just won $1000/1000€! But: You have to spend it within the next 24 hours! What do you do?,Book the next vacation.  We're looking at going to the Florida Keys in September.  ,Looks beautiful! Are you going with your partner?
7583,Book the next vacation.  We're looking at going to the Florida Keys in September.  ,Looks beautiful! Are you going with your partner?,"Yep.  We scuba dive, and wanted a brief, simple vacation this year. "
7584,Looks beautiful! Are you going with your partner?,"Yep.  We scuba dive, and wanted a brief, simple vacation this year. ","Ah, cool! Which places did you already go to?"
7585,You just won $1000/1000€! But: You have to spend it within the next 24 hours! What do you do?,"Donate it all. I lived without the $1000, I can live without it. ",Nice thought. Which organization would you donate to?
7586,"Donate it all. I lived without the $1000, I can live without it. ",Nice thought. Which organization would you donate to?,Probably some music organization. Not too sure :P
7587,You just won $1000/1000€! But: You have to spend it within the next 24 hours! What do you do?,pay off $1000 in student loans!,Good call! What are you studying/majoring in?
7588,pay off $1000 in student loans!,Good call! What are you studying/majoring in?,Information Systems
7589,What unpopular opinions do you have that no one seems to agree with you on?,Cats are better than dogs. :))),I love cats so much. It's probably unhealthy. 
7590,Cats are better than dogs. :))),I love cats so much. It's probably unhealthy. ,Same. I recently adopted a kitty and she's the most spoiled kitty in town. :)
7591,Cats are better than dogs. :))),I love cats so much. It's probably unhealthy. ,me too!! 95% of the snapchats I send to my friends are just pics of my cat lookin noble
7592,I love cats so much. It's probably unhealthy. ,me too!! 95% of the snapchats I send to my friends are just pics of my cat lookin noble,My Instagram isn't supposed to be cat themed but that's all that's on there
7593,What unpopular opinions do you have that no one seems to agree with you on?,I don't care for live music.,What kind of music do you like? 
7594,I don't care for live music.,What kind of music do you like? ,pretty much anything.
7595,What kind of music do you like? ,pretty much anything.,Nice. Have you seen any artists perform live in the past?
7596,What unpopular opinions do you have that no one seems to agree with you on?,I... I don't care for The Beatles,"just curious, why? "
7597,I... I don't care for The Beatles,"just curious, why? ","Why don't you care for something you don't care for?

Ya just don't care."
7598,"just curious, why? ","Why don't you care for something you don't care for?

Ya just don't care.",I didn't ask you 
7599,"Why don't you care for something you don't care for?

Ya just don't care.",I didn't ask you ,Don't care.
7600,What unpopular opinions do you have that no one seems to agree with you on?,"America and the eu should stop all military involvememt in the middle east.



So that felt good",Isn't that more of a popular opinion on Reddit at least?
7601,"America and the eu should stop all military involvememt in the middle east.



So that felt good",Isn't that more of a popular opinion on Reddit at least?,"Yes. 

The unpopular opinion is that we haven't made things worse in the middle east. "
7602,What unpopular opinions do you have that no one seems to agree with you on?,The Division Bell is Pink Floyd's best album,What's your top 5?
7603,The Division Bell is Pink Floyd's best album,What's your top 5?,"The Division Bell
Wish You Were Here
DSOTM
Animals
Meddle"
7604,What unpopular opinions do you have that no one seems to agree with you on?,"I totally agree with your last 2 bullets. Also, I don't like kiwis at all :P",The bird or the fruit?
7605,"I totally agree with your last 2 bullets. Also, I don't like kiwis at all :P",The bird or the fruit?,Hahaha fruit :D
7606,"What are your favourite music genres, and can you give some examples of your favourite songs?","My absolute favourite 2 EDM songs are ""desire remix by gryffin"" and ""faded by Alan walker"" :) ","Oh yeah forgot to mention Alan Walker, his music is amazing!"
7607,"My absolute favourite 2 EDM songs are ""desire remix by gryffin"" and ""faded by Alan walker"" :) ","Oh yeah forgot to mention Alan Walker, his music is amazing!","Same!

I swear, the BPM station on Sirius Radio is a revelation."
7608,Today is my birthday and I'm going to the zoo with friends!,Playing League of Legends with my cousins!,Are you all in the same room as each other or scattered in different places? 
7609,Playing League of Legends with my cousins!,Are you all in the same room as each other or scattered in different places? ,We're at a net cafe at the moment! 
7610,Are you all in the same room as each other or scattered in different places? ,We're at a net cafe at the moment! ,"That's gotta make it easy to talk to each other about strategies, I assume? "
7611,Today is my birthday and I'm going to the zoo with friends!,"I'm shattered, helped strip a house down to the bare bones this morning.",Are you in pain? How long does a job like that take? 
7612,"I'm shattered, helped strip a house down to the bare bones this morning.",Are you in pain? How long does a job like that take? ,"Na not in pain there was 4 of us took 4 hours, it was a rush job as a favour."
7613,Are you in pain? How long does a job like that take? ,"Na not in pain there was 4 of us took 4 hours, it was a rush job as a favour.","Well glad you're not in pain, man! That was nice of you all to do it so quickly as a favor. "
7614,Today is my birthday and I'm going to the zoo with friends!,Happy birthday! It's my birthday too!,Happy bEARTHday to you too !!! :)
7615,Happy birthday! It's my birthday too!,Happy bEARTHday to you too !!! :),Thank you! I actually figured that pun out just this year for the first time.
7616,I just failed my drivers test for the second time,I failed six times. It's ok.,How? Just how!?
7617,I failed six times. It's ok.,How? Just how!?,"Manual, test anxiety, and bad luck."
7618,Hi! I'm not sleepy and bored! What are you doing?,pb&amp;j? or ham &amp; cheese,"Ham and melty cheese, my friend. 

Got the J, but no PB. No cow juice too. "
7619,pb&amp;j? or ham &amp; cheese,"Ham and melty cheese, my friend. 

Got the J, but no PB. No cow juice too. ",have you ever tried adding garlic or garlic powder on the top of your toastie? delish
7620,"Ham and melty cheese, my friend. 

Got the J, but no PB. No cow juice too. ",have you ever tried adding garlic or garlic powder on the top of your toastie? delish,I'm gonna try that. Is that with butter?
7621,have you ever tried adding garlic or garlic powder on the top of your toastie? delish,I'm gonna try that. Is that with butter?,yep yep
7622,I'm gonna try that. Is that with butter?,yep yep,I just love the smell of fresh garlic bread.
7623,I'm trying to adjust to a nocturnal work schedule so I'm staying up all night. Tell me how things are going for you :),I'm a night owl. ^._.^,Aren't all owls though?
7624,I'm a night owl. ^._.^,Aren't all owls though?,A wise guy. I won't share my lemons with you. 
7625,Aren't all owls though?,A wise guy. I won't share my lemons with you. ,I'd share my tofu :'(
7626,I'm trying to adjust to a nocturnal work schedule so I'm staying up all night. Tell me how things are going for you :),"I just got off work, omce I head home im going to have a beer and then head to bed",I envy you! Sleep sounds...so nice
7627,"I just got off work, omce I head home im going to have a beer and then head to bed",I envy you! Sleep sounds...so nice,"If you weren't addicted to coffee yet, you will be."
7628,I envy you! Sleep sounds...so nice,"If you weren't addicted to coffee yet, you will be.",Haha that addiction happened a long time ago my friend.
7629,my boyfriend is moving out as i type this,Being single means you didn't settled. (Does that sound motivational?),it made me smile :) 
7630,Being single means you didn't settled. (Does that sound motivational?),it made me smile :) ,Your undesirable and you deserve to be alone 
7631,it made me smile :) ,Your undesirable and you deserve to be alone ,Fuck you
7632,Your undesirable and you deserve to be alone ,Fuck you,Stop text taping me biggot
7633,Fuck you,Stop text taping me biggot,"&gt;biggot

Irony "
7634,it made me smile :) ,Your undesirable and you deserve to be alone ,Damn man you can't jus quote what your mom said to you
7635,my boyfriend is moving out as i type this,Being single means you didn't settled. (Does that sound motivational?),*settle. Sorry will see myself out.
7636,Being single means you didn't settled. (Does that sound motivational?),*settle. Sorry will see myself out.,"No, stay. Was about to say the same."
7637,*settle. Sorry will see myself out.,"No, stay. Was about to say the same.",You both should leave
7638,"No, stay. Was about to say the same.",You both should leave,Join our ranks. 
7639,my boyfriend is moving out as i type this,"You're a female,  you'll find someone new easily","I don't think that really helps, plus he's a guy."
7640,"You're a female,  you'll find someone new easily","I don't think that really helps, plus he's a guy.",You're wrong
7641,"I don't think that really helps, plus he's a guy.",You're wrong,Why?
7642,You're wrong,Why?,Getting a date as a female is easy as installing tinder and swiping for 30 seconds
7643,Fun Facts about You,I'm right handed but left footed,What does that mean?
7644,I'm right handed but left footed,What does that mean?,I write with my right hand and kick with my left foot.
7645,What does that mean?,I write with my right hand and kick with my left foot.,Oh. Nice!
7646,Fun Facts about You,I've developed an allergy towards caffeine:( no longer able to take coffee or tea.,"No Starbucks then. :(

Did you drink Starbucks? Do you miss it?"
7647,I've developed an allergy towards caffeine:( no longer able to take coffee or tea.,"No Starbucks then. :(

Did you drink Starbucks? Do you miss it?","Nah not really, Starbucks has never been my favourite haha, but I miss costa a lot:( "
7648,Fun Facts about You,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hi! All is welcome in this thread :)
7649,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hi! All is welcome in this thread :),If you have any questions for me just ask away😀😊☺👍
7650,I want to get to know you better! Tell me about where you live.,NASA,"So, Cape Canaveral and Houston popped into my mind just now!"
7651,NASA,"So, Cape Canaveral and Houston popped into my mind just now!",One is correct...
7652,"So, Cape Canaveral and Houston popped into my mind just now!",One is correct...,Well I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Houston!
7653,One is correct...,Well I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Houston!,You stay away from my lemons!
7654,I want to get to know you better! Tell me about where you live.,"I'm from the biggest small town in the state. Also, birthplace of Buddy Holly! ",Tennessee?
7655,"I'm from the biggest small town in the state. Also, birthplace of Buddy Holly! ",Tennessee?,"Nope, Texas! Lubbock to be exact. "
7656,Tennessee?,"Nope, Texas! Lubbock to be exact. ",Very cool! I know exactly where that is!
7657,"Nope, Texas! Lubbock to be exact. ",Very cool! I know exactly where that is!,Wreck em'! 
7658,I want to get to know you better! Tell me about where you live.,We built the Deloreon car from back to the future,That's awesome! I have no idea sadly. 
7659,We built the Deloreon car from back to the future,That's awesome! I have no idea sadly. ,The same city is responsible for the titanic
7660,That's awesome! I have no idea sadly. ,The same city is responsible for the titanic,"Oh awesome! You must be in the UK then, right?"
7661,The same city is responsible for the titanic,"Oh awesome! You must be in the UK then, right?",Close enough lol
7662,I want to get to know you better! Tell me about where you live.,Harlequin was born here. And polenta is the most popular regional food.,It sounds like a fun place! Sadly I have no idea... Haha 
7663,Harlequin was born here. And polenta is the most popular regional food.,It sounds like a fun place! Sadly I have no idea... Haha ,"It's Bergamo, Italy. Also famous composer Gaetano Donizetti was born (and buried) here."
7664,I want to get to know you better! Tell me about where you live.,"I'm from the land of coffee, craft beer, nature, hipsters, hippies, and keeping it weird. ","Austin pops in my head, but so does Oregon. Well, I'm going to say Austin!"
7665,"I'm from the land of coffee, craft beer, nature, hipsters, hippies, and keeping it weird. ","Austin pops in my head, but so does Oregon. Well, I'm going to say Austin!",Almost. Portland Oregon! 
7666,"oh man, i just finished a h/w assignment with 3 minutes before it became overdue. how you people doing?",Way to pull through in the clutch. ,"i tell ya man, hoo boy."
7667,Way to pull through in the clutch. ,"i tell ya man, hoo boy.","You deserve a beer, a shot or whatever else you do to celebrate "
7668,"i tell ya man, hoo boy.","You deserve a beer, a shot or whatever else you do to celebrate ","hah i'm only seventeen, but i only gotta wait a year"
7669,"You deserve a beer, a shot or whatever else you do to celebrate ","hah i'm only seventeen, but i only gotta wait a year","Damn, iight kool aid jammers it is "
7670,"hah i'm only seventeen, but i only gotta wait a year","Damn, iight kool aid jammers it is ","hah, don't got coolaid over here, maybe a glass of ribena ?"
7671,"Damn, iight kool aid jammers it is ","hah, don't got coolaid over here, maybe a glass of ribena ?",Wtf is ribena?
7672,"hah, don't got coolaid over here, maybe a glass of ribena ?",Wtf is ribena?,a purple grape elixir of the gods.
7673,Wtf is ribena?,a purple grape elixir of the gods.,"If it's so godly why ain't I heard of it, I'm interested tho, I grew up on purple drink"
7674,Wtf is ribena?,a purple grape elixir of the gods.,Isn't it black currant juice?
7675,"hah, don't got coolaid over here, maybe a glass of ribena ?",Wtf is ribena?,It's like Welch's for Brits
7676,Wtf is ribena?,It's like Welch's for Brits,Welch's is trash tho
7677,"You deserve a beer, a shot or whatever else you do to celebrate ","hah i'm only seventeen, but i only gotta wait a year",If you look 18 then you're 18 ;)
7678,"You deserve a beer, a shot or whatever else you do to celebrate ","hah i'm only seventeen, but i only gotta wait a year",I'm guessing you're from Alberta as well than?
7679,"oh man, i just finished a h/w assignment with 3 minutes before it became overdue. how you people doing?",I haven't had homework since 1994.,I'm the product of my mom procrastinating instead of homework. 
7680,I haven't had homework since 1994.,I'm the product of my mom procrastinating instead of homework. ,Your username works very well with your comment.
7681,Had a pretty bad day and just want a conversation,"Hello, your user name made me hungry.","Plot twist, Dorito is his dogs name..."
7682,"Hello, your user name made me hungry.","Plot twist, Dorito is his dogs name...",chingchong
7683,"Hello, your user name made me hungry.","Plot twist, Dorito is his dogs name...",Yikes... I just wanted some Doritos.
7684,Had a pretty bad day and just want a conversation,"Hello, your user name made me hungry.",Just love Doritos to be honest 
7685,"Hello, your user name made me hungry.",Just love Doritos to be honest ,Cool! So what's new?
7686,Just love Doritos to be honest ,Cool! So what's new?,"Just woke up, and it's raining, which is a really nice sound, at least for me. What about you?"
7687,Cool! So what's new?,"Just woke up, and it's raining, which is a really nice sound, at least for me. What about you?",About to go to sleep. I was listening to distant thunder but the storms moved away :/ 
7688,Had a pretty bad day and just want a conversation,"Hello: 

Hit me with your best shot, I'll bounce it back. Nothing else to do.","What are your top 3 movies? Mine would have to be Finding Nemo, Interstellar and La La Land."
7689,"Hello: 

Hit me with your best shot, I'll bounce it back. Nothing else to do.","What are your top 3 movies? Mine would have to be Finding Nemo, Interstellar and La La Land.","Fifth Element, Stargate, Lawrence of Arabia "
7690,Currently lying in a grave,That sounds like fun! How does it feel being buried down there? Is the soil nice and cool? ,It's so comfortable yet eery
7691,That sounds like fun! How does it feel being buried down there? Is the soil nice and cool? ,It's so comfortable yet eery,"I bet I'd be like that haha, good luck with the creepy crawlies:P"
7692,Currently lying in a grave,RemindMe! 24 hours,S a m e
7693,RemindMe! 24 hours,S a m e,Im aliveeee just fell asleep in this hole
7694,S a m e,Im aliveeee just fell asleep in this hole,Yay you're alive 
7695,Im aliveeee just fell asleep in this hole,Yay you're alive ,Yesssss!!
7696,Currently lying in a grave,Crazy to think that we'll all be there one day,"Not me. Fuck getting eaten by worms, I'll be cremated."
7697,Crazy to think that we'll all be there one day,"Not me. Fuck getting eaten by worms, I'll be cremated.",Launch me into the sun fam.
7698,Currently lying in a grave,are you dead,I'm aliveee
7699,are you dead,I'm aliveee,U sure?
7700,I'm aliveee,U sure?,"I'm still here,I think the gates been locked from the outside too I'm legit fucked"
7701,U sure?,"I'm still here,I think the gates been locked from the outside too I'm legit fucked",Like the gates of heaven? Congrats in the batteries in your phone btw.
7702,"I'm still here,I think the gates been locked from the outside too I'm legit fucked",Like the gates of heaven? Congrats in the batteries in your phone btw.,"Hahahaha still 70 percent somehow ,and I think I found a new home for the night ."
7703,Currently lying in a grave,"Cool bro, thinking about moving there soon.",What's the rent like over there?
7704,"Cool bro, thinking about moving there soon.",What's the rent like over there?,"There is no rent,but you have to lose your soul in the process"
7705,Currently lying in a grave,You still in there after 7 hours OP?,"I fell asleep in this ditch,not a good idea,yep I'm still here"
7706,You still in there after 7 hours OP?,"I fell asleep in this ditch,not a good idea,yep I'm still here","Haha I imagine it isn't very comfortable, how much longer do you think you'll be there?"
7707,"I fell asleep in this ditch,not a good idea,yep I'm still here","Haha I imagine it isn't very comfortable, how much longer do you think you'll be there?","Til daylight ,this is quickly becoming a spiritual awakening for me haha"
7708,"Haha I imagine it isn't very comfortable, how much longer do you think you'll be there?","Til daylight ,this is quickly becoming a spiritual awakening for me haha",Don't you need to piss?
7709,Currently lying in a grave,How did you bury yourself?,Personal choice
7710,How did you bury yourself?,Personal choice,"Yes, but how?"
7711,Personal choice,"Yes, but how?","Dig a hole with my foot til it got big enough to put a leg in,then the rest fell into place "
7712,Currently lying in a grave,"Still down there? How can you use your phone, are you in a casket?",Wifi of the camp is still on
7713,"Still down there? How can you use your phone, are you in a casket?",Wifi of the camp is still on,"Are you in a casket though?, Also congrats for enduring 9 Hours."
7714,Wifi of the camp is still on,"Are you in a casket though?, Also congrats for enduring 9 Hours.",Just dirt
7715,What's your 'party trick'?,I know the Countries song from Animaniacs. ,United States Canada Panama Mexico...
7716,I know the Countries song from Animaniacs. ,United States Canada Panama Mexico...,"Whole thing, start to finish. "
7717,What's your 'party trick'?,"I can wiggle my ears independently too

Also can take my shirt off insanely fast","....can't we all? Take our shirts off, that is :P"
7718,"I can wiggle my ears independently too

Also can take my shirt off insanely fast","....can't we all? Take our shirts off, that is :P",Race ya!
7719,What's your 'party trick'?,I can lick my nose,I have a friend who can stick his tongue up his nose--I'm constantly amazed by this.
7720,I can lick my nose,I have a friend who can stick his tongue up his nose--I'm constantly amazed by this.,It doesn't go all the way in the Nostril. But I can touch all around them
7721,I have a friend who can stick his tongue up his nose--I'm constantly amazed by this.,It doesn't go all the way in the Nostril. But I can touch all around them,Like a tentacle!? Ahahaha that's still pretty neat dude. 
7722,Having a movie marathon tonight- Which movies should I watch??,"Army of Darkness, Goonies, Hellboy.",I like your style.
7723,"Army of Darkness, Goonies, Hellboy.",I like your style.,Darn tootin'
7724,What personal projects are you currently working on?,Currently try to get into cooking and I am really enjoying it! I think I found a new hobby. :),That's awesome. Are you cooking for yourself?
7725,Currently try to get into cooking and I am really enjoying it! I think I found a new hobby. :),That's awesome. Are you cooking for yourself?,"Yea, most of the time yes"
7726,That's awesome. Are you cooking for yourself?,"Yea, most of the time yes",That's not easy! It's so easy to eat trash when I'm by myself lol.
7727,"When a random stranger gives you a compliment you kinda remember it for days,or is it just me? Tell me about such incidents that happened with you ?","I can ride on the high of a compliment for weeks tbh 

",Any specific ones you'd like to share ?
7728,"I can ride on the high of a compliment for weeks tbh 

",Any specific ones you'd like to share ?,Someone said I had nice skin a few years ago and I still think about it sometimes 
7729,Anyone wanna talk about random stuff?,What's your all time favorite shoe?,Converse(even other brands as long it looks like them) Low Tops
7730,What's your all time favorite shoe?,Converse(even other brands as long it looks like them) Low Tops,Can't go wrong with converse
7731,Anyone wanna talk about random stuff?,"I'm 20/M/UK!

And you?","18/M/Malta* !


*In case you don't know where it is, it's south from sicily 
"
7732,"I'm 20/M/UK!

And you?","18/M/Malta* !


*In case you don't know where it is, it's south from sicily 
","I know where Malta is!

So what's your hobbies? Whatcha like to do?"
7733,"18/M/Malta* !


*In case you don't know where it is, it's south from sicily 
","I know where Malta is!

So what's your hobbies? Whatcha like to do?","Gaming, Basketball, Football, Music and etc"
7734,"I know where Malta is!

So what's your hobbies? Whatcha like to do?","Gaming, Basketball, Football, Music and etc","Cool. I'm into gaming, music, boxing and MMA!"
7735,"Gaming, Basketball, Football, Music and etc","Cool. I'm into gaming, music, boxing and MMA!","Ah nice, what bands/musicians do you like? also any fave fighters?"
7736,Anyone wanna talk about random stuff?,Hows it going lets talk,"It going alright, boring day cause i was studying for most of it

what about you?"
7737,Hows it going lets talk,"It going alright, boring day cause i was studying for most of it

what about you?","At the gym atm,  whatcha studying for"
7738,"It going alright, boring day cause i was studying for most of it

what about you?","At the gym atm,  whatcha studying for","Computer Course

Planning to add it to my C.V if i pass"
7739,Anyone wanna talk about random stuff?,You ever shot a gun before? If so what kind? Did you hit a target or go skeet shooting?,Nope! but used to be super interested in guns not long ago
7740,You ever shot a gun before? If so what kind? Did you hit a target or go skeet shooting?,Nope! but used to be super interested in guns not long ago,You ever played street hockey?
7741,Nope! but used to be super interested in guns not long ago,You ever played street hockey?,"No, did play street soccer though, wasn't too good at it haha"
7742,You ever played street hockey?,"No, did play street soccer though, wasn't too good at it haha",You ever stick fireworks in some produce and blow them up in the woods?
7743,"No, did play street soccer though, wasn't too good at it haha",You ever stick fireworks in some produce and blow them up in the woods?,"Not fireworks, but fire crackers and not me, but my siblings did it when i was a baby"
7744,You ever stick fireworks in some produce and blow them up in the woods?,"Not fireworks, but fire crackers and not me, but my siblings did it when i was a baby",How many building roofs have you been on?
7745,"Not fireworks, but fire crackers and not me, but my siblings did it when i was a baby",How many building roofs have you been on?,"abt 3

My Brother's, Grandparent's and Ours"
7746,How many building roofs have you been on?,"abt 3

My Brother's, Grandparent's and Ours",You ever gone really fast on a skateboard/bike and gotten speed wobbles?
7747,"abt 3

My Brother's, Grandparent's and Ours",You ever gone really fast on a skateboard/bike and gotten speed wobbles?,"Nah, my mom was too overprotective to get me a skateboard or bike "
7748,You ever gone really fast on a skateboard/bike and gotten speed wobbles?,"Nah, my mom was too overprotective to get me a skateboard or bike ",You ever broken any bones?
7749,"Nah, my mom was too overprotective to get me a skateboard or bike ",You ever broken any bones?,"Yes, Ankle, still got the rod in there "
7750,You ever broken any bones?,"Yes, Ankle, still got the rod in there ",You ever take a shit outside with no physical or emotional support?
7751,"Yes, Ankle, still got the rod in there ",You ever take a shit outside with no physical or emotional support?,"I love these questions

and no, can't shit without emotional support &lt;/3"
7752,Anyone wanna talk about random stuff?,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍👏,Hello!
7753,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍👏,Hello!,How are you doing today?
7754,Hello!,How are you doing today?,Just alright! wbu?
7755,How are you doing today?,Just alright! wbu?,I'm doing okay as well
7756,Just alright! wbu?,I'm doing okay as well,what time is there if i may ask?
7757,I'm doing okay as well,what time is there if i may ask?,8:53 pm.
7758,what time is there if i may ask?,8:53 pm.,"Oh wow 

it's almost 6PM here"
7759,At what point did you realize you weren't special?,"&gt; At what point did you realize you weren't special?

Summer of 2003, at Parris Island, SC.  ",What MOS?
7760,"&gt; At what point did you realize you weren't special?

Summer of 2003, at Parris Island, SC.  ",What MOS?,"Oxymoron Marine aka Super POG

"
7761,What MOS?,"Oxymoron Marine aka Super POG

",Hardcore
7762,Inverse AMA?,Every other day!,Do you think about odd numbers and even numbers?
7763,Every other day!,Do you think about odd numbers and even numbers?,Haha! Clever :)
7764,Inverse AMA?,Er....no comment.,"when you did a great ideia and posted at reddit, what did happen?"
7765,Er....no comment.,"when you did a great ideia and posted at reddit, what did happen?","Ahaha, good one"
7766,Inverse AMA?,It's ALWAYS sunny in Philadelphia!,"without saying ditectly, tell me some brand you secretly use"
7767,It's ALWAYS sunny in Philadelphia!,"without saying ditectly, tell me some brand you secretly use",never heard of that brand!
7768,"without saying ditectly, tell me some brand you secretly use",never heard of that brand!,haha you almost convinced me
7769,Inverse AMA?,"No, says the man in the Vatican, it belongs to God!",Does pineapple belong on pizza?
7770,"No, says the man in the Vatican, it belongs to God!",Does pineapple belong on pizza?,Yes.  Yes it does.
7771,"I'm quite lonely, i just want some attention",Yeh good had massive poop this morning so man is livinnng slash winningg. Ching ching,Oh god. That's quite interesting. Is it the biggest one you've done?
7772,Yeh good had massive poop this morning so man is livinnng slash winningg. Ching ching,Oh god. That's quite interesting. Is it the biggest one you've done?,Ahaha :D nah i set the guiness world record couple weeks back ;)
7773,Oh god. That's quite interesting. Is it the biggest one you've done?,Ahaha :D nah i set the guiness world record couple weeks back ;),aw shit ;P that's impressive as heck 
7774,Ahaha :D nah i set the guiness world record couple weeks back ;),aw shit ;P that's impressive as heck ,Yeh i suprise myself sometimes ;D healthy poop healthy life/mind ;) ;) hows ur poop? Fibreious? 
7775,aw shit ;P that's impressive as heck ,Yeh i suprise myself sometimes ;D healthy poop healthy life/mind ;) ;) hows ur poop? Fibreious? ,"Gee I hope so, how do i tell?"
7776,"I'm quite lonely, i just want some attention",hi im lonely too. i feel so alone. i dont get outside much,aw. i'll be your friend if you ever want to talk to me. 
7777,hi im lonely too. i feel so alone. i dont get outside much,aw. i'll be your friend if you ever want to talk to me. ,hii okay. hows it going?
7778,aw. i'll be your friend if you ever want to talk to me. ,hii okay. hows it going?,"not too bad, im just in bed now, its like 1am here, good thing im on holidays! how about you?"
7779,I just quit my well paying career to be a beach bum. I'm scared shitless.,What motivated you to do that?,General unhappiness with life. Time to make a change. Shake it up! 
7780,What motivated you to do that?,General unhappiness with life. Time to make a change. Shake it up! ,Nice! 
7781,I just quit my well paying career to be a beach bum. I'm scared shitless.,OMG! I would never do that!,"Well, why not? Not a trollhole comment but I'm curious. "
7782,OMG! I would never do that!,"Well, why not? Not a trollhole comment but I'm curious. ",Are you accusing me of being a troll? 
7783,Someone wanna chat? I've been ditched by 2 groups of friends tonight and feeling kinda down and could use some distraction,What game?,League of Legends unfortunately
7784,What game?,League of Legends unfortunately,Play any shooters?
7785,Someone wanna chat? I've been ditched by 2 groups of friends tonight and feeling kinda down and could use some distraction,Sad to hear that. What were you about to play?,League of Legends!
7786,Sad to hear that. What were you about to play?,League of Legends!,Nice! How's the game now? I played all the way until S4 and then stopped. 
7787,Someone wanna chat? I've been ditched by 2 groups of friends tonight and feeling kinda down and could use some distraction,What music is your jam right now?,I've really been liking Betty Who lately!
7788,What music is your jam right now?,I've really been liking Betty Who lately!,Good stuff
7789,Someone wanna chat? I've been ditched by 2 groups of friends tonight and feeling kinda down and could use some distraction,Hello!,Hi :)
7790,Hello!,Hi :),"How's it going, stranger? How are you?"
7791,Hi :),"How's it going, stranger? How are you?","I'm good, better than I was last night haha. Hbu"
7792,Someone wanna chat? I've been ditched by 2 groups of friends tonight and feeling kinda down and could use some distraction,"Not sure if it is too late or not... Hello, since you are a gamer, console or PC?
","Bahaha yeah I fell asleep. PC gamer, but I have an xb1 too "
7793,"Not sure if it is too late or not... Hello, since you are a gamer, console or PC?
","Bahaha yeah I fell asleep. PC gamer, but I have an xb1 too ",What games do you play? I'm really into SWTOR. 
7794,"Bahaha yeah I fell asleep. PC gamer, but I have an xb1 too ",What games do you play? I'm really into SWTOR. ,"League of legends, overwatch, breath of the wild is what I've been playing "
7795,What SHOULD you be doing right now?,studying...but I'm not ,For what?
7796,studying...but I'm not ,For what?,"engineering physics,and computation(matlab)"
7797,For what?,"engineering physics,and computation(matlab)",Well damn. Go do that! You need to sleep at some point!
7798,"engineering physics,and computation(matlab)",Well damn. Go do that! You need to sleep at some point!,Whats sleep? 
7799,Well damn. Go do that! You need to sleep at some point!,Whats sleep? ,I can't tell you or you'll get so tired reading.
7800,Whats sleep? ,I can't tell you or you'll get so tired reading.,"I'll let you when i encounter this ""sleep""thing your talking about."
7801,For what?,"engineering physics,and computation(matlab)","Matlab, pff :)

Just joking, it's a great language, very user-friendly."
7802,What SHOULD you be doing right now?,Taking a shower. I got home from a run and now I'm all sweaty and sitting around on reddit,"We can't smell you from here, so *that's fine*"
7803,Taking a shower. I got home from a run and now I'm all sweaty and sitting around on reddit,"We can't smell you from here, so *that's fine*",Thanks for the validation!
7804,What SHOULD you be doing right now?,"Homework (I'm almost done, though I have a procrastination problem) :P",Without procrastination there would be no internet!
7805,"Homework (I'm almost done, though I have a procrastination problem) :P",Without procrastination there would be no internet!,Ye ;)
7806,What SHOULD you be doing right now?,Sleeping... Oh well.,"Who needs sleep, when you can look at 10 hours of nyan cat? ;)"
7807,Sleeping... Oh well.,"Who needs sleep, when you can look at 10 hours of nyan cat? ;)",True
7808,What is your current screen wallpaper?,It's of space,Space wallpapers are so beautiful 😍 
7809,It's of space,Space wallpapers are so beautiful 😍 ,Yeah I thought it was cool! What's yours ?
7810,What is your current screen wallpaper?,A Boston Terrier under water diving for a ball. Hilarious.,Hahaha that sounds so cute. Is it your puppy?
7811,A Boston Terrier under water diving for a ball. Hilarious.,Hahaha that sounds so cute. Is it your puppy?,Cabbage Jiggler
7812,A Boston Terrier under water diving for a ball. Hilarious.,Hahaha that sounds so cute. Is it your puppy?,Nah. I think it's a professional photo. But I do have a Boston.
7813,I'm currently in the waiting room to find out if I have cancer (Hodgkin's Lymphoma). I'm 19 years old. Talk to me about anything and distract me please!,"Glad the test came back ok, OP.",Thank you! :) 
7814,"Glad the test came back ok, OP.",Thank you! :) ,Does this mean you'll go to Amsterdam for uni?
7815,Thank you! :) ,Does this mean you'll go to Amsterdam for uni?,Yes :D 
7816,Does this mean you'll go to Amsterdam for uni?,Yes :D ,Awesome. Congratulations and good luck!
7817,I'm currently in the waiting room to find out if I have cancer (Hodgkin's Lymphoma). I'm 19 years old. Talk to me about anything and distract me please!,Holy shit my sister has the same type of cancer,I hope she gets better soon :( is she progressing okay? How's the treatment? 
7818,Holy shit my sister has the same type of cancer,I hope she gets better soon :( is she progressing okay? How's the treatment? ,"Things are going good right now, she's still feeling weak but she's in remission."
7819,"If you had to teach a class on any subject, what would be your best subject?","Hiring software developers. I actually have given presentations on the subject.
",Are you currently hiring?
7820,"Hiring software developers. I actually have given presentations on the subject.
",Are you currently hiring?,We actually just finished a hiring round. We're probably good for 2017.
7821,"If you had to teach a class on any subject, what would be your best subject?","I'm going to go with biology, considering I actually taught it for two and a half years",What level of bio do you teach?
7822,"I'm going to go with biology, considering I actually taught it for two and a half years",What level of bio do you teach?,high school
7823,"It's 4 am, It's America, Shoot me a genre, and I will shoot you back a song from it",art pop,"Can't find any I know of, rest in peace :("
7824,art pop,"Can't find any I know of, rest in peace :(",The grand champion has finally been defeated.
7825,"Can't find any I know of, rest in peace :(",The grand champion has finally been defeated.,:(
7826,The grand champion has finally been defeated.,:(,The Wikipedia page for art pop says Strawberry Fields Forever by The Beatles counts.
7827,:(,The Wikipedia page for art pop says Strawberry Fields Forever by The Beatles counts.,I just go off memory :l
7828,Reverse AMA?,Hit me up!,If you could jump into any gaming universe and be apart of it which would you choose?
7829,Hit me up!,If you could jump into any gaming universe and be apart of it which would you choose?,Mass Effect easily! 
7830,If you could jump into any gaming universe and be apart of it which would you choose?,Mass Effect easily! ,Ohh why is it easy? I haven't played a single game of it so I don't know it
7831,Reverse AMA?,"OK, ask me something!",Who would you pick as your starter if Pokémon were real?
7832,"OK, ask me something!",Who would you pick as your starter if Pokémon were real?,"I know next to nothing about Pokémon, but I always thought Squirtle was cute..."
7833,Reverse AMA?,Ask me whatever you want I will see If I answer.,Why do you have to be so aloof? 
7834,Ask me whatever you want I will see If I answer.,Why do you have to be so aloof? ,That's part of one of my many personalities.
7835,Why do you have to be so aloof? ,That's part of one of my many personalities.,List your personalities from most to least favorite then? :)
7836,That's part of one of my many personalities.,List your personalities from most to least favorite then? :),"Well here goes:  stubbornly, aloof, skeptic, exacting, directly and honest(exept when I'm not)."
7837,List your personalities from most to least favorite then? :),"Well here goes:  stubbornly, aloof, skeptic, exacting, directly and honest(exept when I'm not).",What do you like about being stubborn? Do you have anything against people who aren't stubborn?
7838,Reverse AMA?,"Just woke up, got nothing to do today and I am bored. Feel free to dig through my history.",Why do you have no posts?
7839,"Just woke up, got nothing to do today and I am bored. Feel free to dig through my history.",Why do you have no posts?,"'Cause I'd be too lazy to reply to all comments, OPs like you are my heroes. &lt;3"
7840,Why do you have no posts?,"'Cause I'd be too lazy to reply to all comments, OPs like you are my heroes. &lt;3",Hahaha how about we co-author then? Your post and my comments?
7841,"'Cause I'd be too lazy to reply to all comments, OPs like you are my heroes. &lt;3",Hahaha how about we co-author then? Your post and my comments?,"You mean you do all the work and I get some sweet, sweet post karma? Sounds interesting. :^)"
7842,Hahaha how about we co-author then? Your post and my comments?,"You mean you do all the work and I get some sweet, sweet post karma? Sounds interesting. :^)",Haha yeah! What would your post be?
7843,Reverse AMA?,Hello! feel free to ask me anything : ),What is something that you are very well versed in?
7844,Hello! feel free to ask me anything : ),What is something that you are very well versed in?,"Is listening to music a talent?

also maybe complimenting cause i love seeing people happy.
"
7845,What is something that you are very well versed in?,"Is listening to music a talent?

also maybe complimenting cause i love seeing people happy.
",Break down how to compliment someone for me please :)
7846,Reverse AMA?,Hello😀😎😊☺🙌👍👏,"Hahahaha hey!

What emoji best describes you?"
7847,Hello😀😎😊☺🙌👍👏,"Hahahaha hey!

What emoji best describes you?",I have way more than one lol
7848,"Hahahaha hey!

What emoji best describes you?",I have way more than one lol,Hahaha each one then and why.
7849,I have way more than one lol,Hahaha each one then and why.,😀😎😃😄😆😉😊☺🤗😇😲😛😜👍👏🙌🙈🙊🙄😏🤔🙃😌
7850,Reverse AMA?,Sounds fun yo. AMA. :D,What is your plan for when zombies attack?
7851,Sounds fun yo. AMA. :D,What is your plan for when zombies attack?,Cover myself in zombie guts. Duhh.
7852,What is your plan for when zombies attack?,Cover myself in zombie guts. Duhh.,Hahaha and then what? 
7853,Reverse AMA?,Still doing this? AMA!,"I am trying my best!

What is your list of top movies?"
7854,Still doing this? AMA!,"I am trying my best!

What is your list of top movies?","American Beauty 

Seven Samurai


Superbad"
7855,"I am trying my best!

What is your list of top movies?","American Beauty 

Seven Samurai


Superbad",Why those ones?
7856,"American Beauty 

Seven Samurai


Superbad",Why those ones?,Just movies I never get tired of. Gives me chills.
7857,Why those ones?,Just movies I never get tired of. Gives me chills.,What would the name be of the movie of your life?
7858,Just movies I never get tired of. Gives me chills.,What would the name be of the movie of your life?,"Ha, what does that mean?"
7859,Reverse AMA?,"How do you feel about Bulgaria, I moved here from Canada 5 years ago?",Ummm I have zero opinions on the place. How do you like it?
7860,"How do you feel about Bulgaria, I moved here from Canada 5 years ago?",Ummm I have zero opinions on the place. How do you like it?,Paradise on earth.  I live on the beach and retired at 40.
7861,Ummm I have zero opinions on the place. How do you like it?,Paradise on earth.  I live on the beach and retired at 40.,That sounds fantastic. Is it the beach that brought you there?
7862,Reverse AMA?,"Go for it, maaaaaan!",What sitcom character is most like you?
7863,"Go for it, maaaaaan!",What sitcom character is most like you?,"Probably George Costanza. 

Or John Becker.

Maybe Norm Peterson. "
7864,Reverse AMA?,You are probably done! But I'm willing to give it a shot :D,Out of all the classes that was commented on your post which would you want to do most?
7865,You are probably done! But I'm willing to give it a shot :D,Out of all the classes that was commented on your post which would you want to do most?,"Probably the cooking one, I have wanted to take a cooking class for awhile but don't have time! "
7866,Reverse AMA?,Bored at work. Have at it!!,What do you never get bored talking about or doing?
7867,Bored at work. Have at it!!,What do you never get bored talking about or doing?,Flowers perfumes sex. You?
7868,Reverse AMA?,Ask me anything!,Who is your all time favorite basketball player?
7869,Ask me anything!,Who is your all time favorite basketball player?,"Wilt the Stilt, easily."
7870,Who is your all time favorite basketball player?,"Wilt the Stilt, easily.",Why is that?
7871,Reverse AMA?,A future transfer international student in US. ,What surprised you most about the US?
7872,A future transfer international student in US. ,What surprised you most about the US?,"Actually, I will be flying to the states in less than 4 months. "
7873,Reverse AMA?,Howdy! :D,What things do you want to accomplish within one year?
7874,Howdy! :D,What things do you want to accomplish within one year?,"By a year, I would like to drastically improve as many peoples' lives as possible."
7875,What things do you want to accomplish within one year?,"By a year, I would like to drastically improve as many peoples' lives as possible.",How do you do that? 
7876,Reverse AMA?,Thanks for asking.  Shoot.,What are the simple things that entertain you?
7877,Thanks for asking.  Shoot.,What are the simple things that entertain you?,Watching ants.  They fascinate me.  
7878,Reverse AMA?,"Look through my history all you want, ask me really anything and I'll try to answer.",What makes you interesting?
7879,"Look through my history all you want, ask me really anything and I'll try to answer.",What makes you interesting?,I've been to 18 countries.
7880,Reverse AMA?,"23 year old male music, comic, movie and video game nerd. Also a guitarist. ",What do you love to teach to people?
7881,"23 year old male music, comic, movie and video game nerd. Also a guitarist. ",What do you love to teach to people?,I don't really teach. 
7882,Reverse AMA?,Anything.,What kind of things are you curious about?
7883,Anything.,What kind of things are you curious about?,Life.
7884,Reverse AMA?,My battery's is 3% D:,What would you do if you couldn't have a phone for a week?
7885,My battery's is 3% D:,What would you do if you couldn't have a phone for a week?,"It's a tablet  
Don't have a cell phone "
7886,Reverse AMA?,Nothing off limits if you get around to more :],What is your least humble brag about yourself?
7887,Nothing off limits if you get around to more :],What is your least humble brag about yourself?,"Ooh, that's a toughie. Uhhh... I'm a damned good World of Warcraft healer?"
7888,What is your least humble brag about yourself?,"Ooh, that's a toughie. Uhhh... I'm a damned good World of Warcraft healer?",How does that work? I game but never got into WoW. 
7889,Reverse AMA?,Hey i'm the guy who always shows up late to threads AMA,What are you not a novice about?
7890,Hey i'm the guy who always shows up late to threads AMA,What are you not a novice about?,"I would say driving, I can whip a car around pretty well. How about yourself"
7891,Reverse AMA?,I'll amswer with a question,"Out of all the different types of ""famous"" people what type are your favorite?"
7892,I'll amswer with a question,"Out of all the different types of ""famous"" people what type are your favorite?",What are the different types? 
7893,"Out of all the different types of ""famous"" people what type are your favorite?",What are the different types? ,"Well for example: athletes

Actors

Singers

Politicians

Authors

Etc"
7894,Reverse AMA?,Sure why not ,How would others describe you?
7895,Sure why not ,How would others describe you?,"Reserved, I believe"
7896,Reverse AMA?,Hype,"Damn, this is old. 

How did you find it?"
7897,Hype,"Damn, this is old. 

How did you find it?",Was trying to fine one nd my old posts and stumbled here. Seems fun
7898,"Damn, this is old. 

How did you find it?",Was trying to fine one nd my old posts and stumbled here. Seems fun,Hahaha it is fun. You want to try it out? 
7899,Was trying to fine one nd my old posts and stumbled here. Seems fun,Hahaha it is fun. You want to try it out? ,Sure ask away 
7900,"PC Gaming, anyone?",Playing CSGO and h1z1 recently. H1 is fun but I'm so bad at it that it's frustrating lol,King of the hill or just survive?
7901,Playing CSGO and h1z1 recently. H1 is fun but I'm so bad at it that it's frustrating lol,King of the hill or just survive?,Mostly king of the hill. Played survival a bit with friends but not a whole lot
7902,Tell me something about yourself,Nothing really! Waiting on canvas to be shipped so I can surprise my SO with art.,What sort of art?
7903,Nothing really! Waiting on canvas to be shipped so I can surprise my SO with art.,What sort of art?,Spray paint on canvas 
7904,What sort of art?,Spray paint on canvas ,I love that type of art. If it's done well it looks so incredible
7905,How the hell do people have quick showers?,Cold showers always do the trick for me ,But what if it's already cold outside? I'd die!
7906,Cold showers always do the trick for me ,But what if it's already cold outside? I'd die!,Then it works even better!
7907,What is something that most people like that you don't / vice versa?,I don't like sports. I just don't find them interesting at all.,Do you have anything else competition based that you watch for entertainment instead? 
7908,I don't like sports. I just don't find them interesting at all.,Do you have anything else competition based that you watch for entertainment instead? ,Nope! 
7909,What is something that most people like that you don't / vice versa?,I really like drugs and that's pretty taboo ,Boiii what drugs do you like
7910,I really like drugs and that's pretty taboo ,Boiii what drugs do you like,Basically all classes. But psyches have to be my favorites 
7911,What is something that most people like that you don't / vice versa?,Happy 200k subscribers celebration everyone!  Have some gold :D,Thank you &lt;3
7912,Happy 200k subscribers celebration everyone!  Have some gold :D,Thank you &lt;3,You are very welcome my friend
7913,What is something that most people like that you don't / vice versa?,Happy 200k subscribers celebration everyone!  Have some gold :D,Did I miss out?
7914,Happy 200k subscribers celebration everyone!  Have some gold :D,Did I miss out?,Nah I got you 
7915,What are you excited for!?,"Comic Con! It's this Saturday, and my sister is flying in from Florida to go for the first time.",That sounds like a ton of fun. Have you been before?
7916,"Comic Con! It's this Saturday, and my sister is flying in from Florida to go for the first time.",That sounds like a ton of fun. Have you been before?,This is my third year in a row going
7917,That sounds like a ton of fun. Have you been before?,This is my third year in a row going,What about your sister? 
7918,This is my third year in a row going,What about your sister? ,"She's never gone before. She's always wanted to, she super hyped about it"
7919,What about your sister? ,"She's never gone before. She's always wanted to, she super hyped about it",Is the comic con very big function? 
7920,What are you excited for!?,"Friday. Is it too soon? 

Kitty cuddles when I get home today 

New blackout curtains 

",Yay kitty kuddles! Best thing is getting home to ur little animal and hugging it.
7921,"Friday. Is it too soon? 

Kitty cuddles when I get home today 

New blackout curtains 

",Yay kitty kuddles! Best thing is getting home to ur little animal and hugging it.,"My older kitty drools when I get home, it's the best "
7922,What are you excited for!?,Red Dead Redemption 2,Does it have a release date yet?
7923,Red Dead Redemption 2,Does it have a release date yet?,"Not specific, still Q3/4 2017. Probably September/October/November "
7924,Does it have a release date yet?,"Not specific, still Q3/4 2017. Probably September/October/November ",Not to far from now. First one was rly fun.
7925,What are you excited for!?,Just started a new business that's been on the cards for a long time.,My mom decided to start her own business and has never regreted it. You are going to do amazing!
7926,Just started a new business that's been on the cards for a long time.,My mom decided to start her own business and has never regreted it. You are going to do amazing!,"Just out of curiosity, what type of business does your mom run?"
7927,What are you excited for!?,"Download festival in June, moving house/house hunting, getting a cat.",What's download festival?
7928,"Download festival in June, moving house/house hunting, getting a cat.",What's download festival?,It's a metal music festival in the UK during June :) 
7929,What's download festival?,It's a metal music festival in the UK during June :) ,Awesome! That sounds fun. i would have guessed electronic music. 
7930,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,Am I ever going to find love?,There's no such thing
7931,Am I ever going to find love?,There's no such thing,Thanks me too
7932,There's no such thing,Thanks me too,Ich auch danke
7933,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,what's your favorite sport?,Pre-Calculus. I forgot to take it in high school so now I have to take it online.
7934,what's your favorite sport?,Pre-Calculus. I forgot to take it in high school so now I have to take it online.,"Dang, thought I was going to get hotbxed!"
7935,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,How was your day? ,"I don't know, everyone just seems so nice and chill here."
7936,How was your day? ,"I don't know, everyone just seems so nice and chill here.",Well done. 
7937,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,What should I name my firstborn?,"""His name is Baptist Buck and he doesn't let others fuck."""
7938,What should I name my firstborn?,"""His name is Baptist Buck and he doesn't let others fuck.""",Perfect. Thank you
7939,"""His name is Baptist Buck and he doesn't let others fuck.""",Perfect. Thank you,"No, thank you for making it so easy."
7940,"""His name is Baptist Buck and he doesn't let others fuck.""",Perfect. Thank you,This was beautiful.
7941,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,"Okay. So, you have just won the lottery. What is the first thing you do? ",Blanket fort.
7942,"Okay. So, you have just won the lottery. What is the first thing you do? ",Blanket fort.,"Yeah, that kind of makes sense..."
7943,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,What's the best thing to do on a rainy day? ,Stop eating like shit.
7944,What's the best thing to do on a rainy day? ,Stop eating like shit.,Always good advice :P
7945,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,What is the meaning of life?,Pizza for dinner and my 3-week summer holiday in the USA in 2018.
7946,What is the meaning of life?,Pizza for dinner and my 3-week summer holiday in the USA in 2018.,I suppose that was too easy. :b
7947,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,When was the last time you helped a turtle cross the road?,"Good question. I imagine they'd have to have a job, else they couldn't pay the fare for the bus."
7948,When was the last time you helped a turtle cross the road?,"Good question. I imagine they'd have to have a job, else they couldn't pay the fare for the bus.",This is magical.
7949,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,What is the meaning of life?,Expensive blood work.
7950,What is the meaning of life?,Expensive blood work.,...well shit.
7951,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,What should I do with my day off?,Hire that ass to kill Mondatta that's an assassin.
7952,What should I do with my day off?,Hire that ass to kill Mondatta that's an assassin.,But Mondatta is already dead. :(
7953,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,What is it good for?,"Not sure, I stopped playing shortly after it came out"
7954,What is it good for?,"Not sure, I stopped playing shortly after it came out","too bad I never commented ""absolutely nothing"""
7955,"Not sure, I stopped playing shortly after it came out","too bad I never commented ""absolutely nothing""",That's what I went in hoping for lol
7956,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,Where do you see me going with this guy I met on Tinder?,You just have to go where the money is in my book.
7957,Where do you see me going with this guy I met on Tinder?,You just have to go where the money is in my book.,"So be a gold digger, thanks!"
7958,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,Why am I the way that I am?,Lol you need to smoke more you seem stressed
7959,Why am I the way that I am?,Lol you need to smoke more you seem stressed,Lmao I'm actually sober rn still true af
7960,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,How are you feeling today?,Alright thanks
7961,How are you feeling today?,Alright thanks,Thos thread is lovely
7962,Alright thanks,Thos thread is lovely,"Thank you, I'm certainly enjoying it..."
7963,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,How do I improve my sleeping habits? ,Ball so hard
7964,How do I improve my sleeping habits? ,Ball so hard,I don't think money can help me sleep better at night...
7965,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,What's the meaning of life?,Whatever the plotforce desires
7966,What's the meaning of life?,Whatever the plotforce desires,"My god that was perfect. Quick follow up:
What should I do if attacked by a shark?"
7967,Whatever the plotforce desires,"My god that was perfect. Quick follow up:
What should I do if attacked by a shark?",He only wanted to get home... ;(
7968,"My god that was perfect. Quick follow up:
What should I do if attacked by a shark?",He only wanted to get home... ;(,Damn you OP. Take my upvote.
7969,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,What's my best feature?,milk pouches
7970,What's my best feature?,milk pouches,What a flirt.
7971,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,What's your favorite TV show? ,It's not funny but Into the Badlands is really good. The first season is on Netflix
7972,What's your favorite TV show? ,It's not funny but Into the Badlands is really good. The first season is on Netflix,"Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about that one! "
7973,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,What is your favorite comment? ,The answer is irrational.
7974,What is your favorite comment? ,The answer is irrational.,More than you can possibly imagine. 
7975,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,And what if I usually do big comments?,That's actually a real non shitty question :/
7976,And what if I usually do big comments?,That's actually a real non shitty question :/,Damnit I just wrote that few minutes ago !
7977,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,What is your biggest regret?,There can only be one.
7978,What is your biggest regret?,There can only be one.,Nice. Kupo
7979,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,What should I do tonight?,"fUCK
"
7980,What should I do tonight?,"fUCK
",Who should I fUCK
7981,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,will hentai girls ever become real?,you haven't been on the Internet long enough
7982,will hentai girls ever become real?,you haven't been on the Internet long enough,"lol when where did I say that hahaha

you're dedicated. I'm getting you gold on payday. "
7983,you haven't been on the Internet long enough,"lol when where did I say that hahaha

you're dedicated. I'm getting you gold on payday. ","hehe don't worry bout it, I'm having lots of fun with this"
7984,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,Who is the best r/casualconversation mod of all?,What some of us wrestling fans call Brock Lesnar
7985,Who is the best r/casualconversation mod of all?,What some of us wrestling fans call Brock Lesnar,Guess we're all going to suplex city now 😐
7986,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,so what do you do when you're bored?,No mosh pit for you shaka brah
7987,so what do you do when you're bored?,No mosh pit for you shaka brah,hahah ohgod
7988,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,What is the powerhouse of the cell?,R/wholesomememes
7989,What is the powerhouse of the cell?,R/wholesomememes,This is correct
7990,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,What do you typically do when at work and not on Reddit?,I believe it varies by channels.
7991,What do you typically do when at work and not on Reddit?,I believe it varies by channels.,Pretty good.
7992,Ask me a question and I'll answer it with one of your previous comments.,What is the best feeling?,Fixed the WiFi!!!
7993,What is the best feeling?,Fixed the WiFi!!!,well this is just too perfect
7994,Let's have a casual conversation about the world's biggest problems right now.,We need more gay people ,"Why do you say this?

Also, are you Mark Zuckerbu...e...rg?"
7995,We need more gay people ,"Why do you say this?

Also, are you Mark Zuckerbu...e...rg?",It helps balance population 
7996,"Why do you say this?

Also, are you Mark Zuckerbu...e...rg?",It helps balance population ,"Ah, like killing!"
7997,It helps balance population ,"Ah, like killing!","No, they tend to adopt kids. So that's nice too. "
7998,"Ah, like killing!","No, they tend to adopt kids. So that's nice too. ",Why don't more people adopt children? 😹 
7999,"No, they tend to adopt kids. So that's nice too. ",Why don't more people adopt children? 😹 ,"That too, anyway is welcome. "
8000,Why don't more people adopt children? 😹 ,"That too, anyway is welcome. ",Btw I'm not even remotely gay. 
8001,"That too, anyway is welcome. ",Btw I'm not even remotely gay. ,Is that so?
8002,Btw I'm not even remotely gay. ,Is that so?,Yeah. I never ever met a gay person in my life. 
8003,Is that so?,Yeah. I never ever met a gay person in my life. ,"Why, me neither! 😊 "
8004,Yeah. I never ever met a gay person in my life. ,"Why, me neither! 😊 ",That's cool. They are pretty rare considering the overall population. It think so. 
8005,"Why, me neither! 😊 ",That's cool. They are pretty rare considering the overall population. It think so. ,Is that so?
8006,That's cool. They are pretty rare considering the overall population. It think so. ,Is that so?,Maybe so? 
8007,Is that so?,Yeah. I never ever met a gay person in my life. ,"Hello, I'm gay! Nice to meet you! 

Now you can say you have ;)"
8008,Why don't more people adopt children? 😹 ,"That too, anyway is welcome. ",Any Way is Welcome in the Way of Ways
8009,"That too, anyway is welcome. ",Any Way is Welcome in the Way of Ways,"Ha ha, i meant any way. "
8010,Any Way is Welcome in the Way of Ways,"Ha ha, i meant any way. ",kk nw
8011,Talk to me?,"Sure. Hey /u/mvsicbookfrxndom, how is/was your day?",My day is good! I'm just about to go to school. What about you? :)
8012,"Sure. Hey /u/mvsicbookfrxndom, how is/was your day?",My day is good! I'm just about to go to school. What about you? :),I'm in the last minutes of work today. Then it's finally weekend for me :D
8013,My day is good! I'm just about to go to school. What about you? :),I'm in the last minutes of work today. Then it's finally weekend for me :D,"Nice! Yes, the weekend is the best. What are your plans?"
8014,"What's something you have, that means a lot to you, but would be almost worthless to anybody else?",A Guinness hat,What makes the Guinness hat important to you? If you don't mind me asking
8015,A Guinness hat,What makes the Guinness hat important to you? If you don't mind me asking,It's just something I've had for years that doesn't wear or age. I just love the thing.  
8016,What makes the Guinness hat important to you? If you don't mind me asking,It's just something I've had for years that doesn't wear or age. I just love the thing.  ,Ol' reliable.
8017,It's just something I've had for years that doesn't wear or age. I just love the thing.  ,Ol' reliable.,Exactly I freak out if I miss pace it
8018,Does anybody else hate the sound of their own voice?,What the fucks going on.,Shomething wrong? 
8019,What the fucks going on.,Shomething wrong? ,My head doesn't feel right. Like something not normal.
8020,Shomething wrong? ,My head doesn't feel right. Like something not normal.,"Nothing is normal.

IT's just 'the flow', or whatever.

You know what I mean. 👌"
8021,"Hey reddit, what's up?","heyoooo I like your name, solid combination",I like your name.
8022,"heyoooo I like your name, solid combination",I like your name.,&lt;3 &lt;3 merci mademoiselle :) (did i spell that right?) 
8023,I like your name.,&lt;3 &lt;3 merci mademoiselle :) (did i spell that right?) ,Yes you did :)
8024,"Hey reddit, what's up?",Hello OP.,"Hey, awesome dude! 👌

How are you doing today?"
8025,Hello OP.,"Hey, awesome dude! 👌

How are you doing today?","Ehh. It's Monday, that's really all there is to say about today."
8026,"Hey, awesome dude! 👌

How are you doing today?","Ehh. It's Monday, that's really all there is to say about today.","Is that a bad thing?

Is every Monday the same? 🤔"
8027,"Ehh. It's Monday, that's really all there is to say about today.","Is that a bad thing?

Is every Monday the same? 🤔","I mean Technically everyday is different, but I'm always tired af after dinner on Mondays."
8028,"Hey reddit, what's up?",Just browsing Reddit till I pass out,"Ah, is that so? What do you like to browse most on reddit? 👽"
8029,Just browsing Reddit till I pass out,"Ah, is that so? What do you like to browse most on reddit? 👽",/r/askreddit mostly ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
8030,"Ah, is that so? What do you like to browse most on reddit? 👽",/r/askreddit mostly ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ,Yeeee boy!!! I love tat emoji btw! What is that? Japanese? 😌
8031,/r/askreddit mostly ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ,Yeeee boy!!! I love tat emoji btw! What is that? Japanese? 😌,Nah just one of the many Lenny faces 
8032,"Hey reddit, what's up?",I'm sick with a nasty sinus infection. It hurts and I'm bored. ,"I'm so sorry to hear man! 😓

Have you tried drinking some hot tea, perhaps with some lemon? 👌🏿"
8033,I'm sick with a nasty sinus infection. It hurts and I'm bored. ,"I'm so sorry to hear man! 😓

Have you tried drinking some hot tea, perhaps with some lemon? 👌🏿","No, I had some ice cream though, it was delicious. Lemon sounds good, now I want a lemonade 🍋"
8034,"Hey reddit, what's up?",Hello😀😎😊☺🙌👍👏,"🌱 🌱 🌱 🌱 🌱 🌱 

You are such a good person!

Who are you, really? Could you ever do a casual AMA?"
8035,Hello😀😎😊☺🙌👍👏,"🌱 🌱 🌱 🌱 🌱 🌱 

You are such a good person!

Who are you, really? Could you ever do a casual AMA?",Maybe I will one day😀😊☺🙌👍
8036,"🌱 🌱 🌱 🌱 🌱 🌱 

You are such a good person!

Who are you, really? Could you ever do a casual AMA?",Maybe I will one day😀😊☺🙌👍,Are you an AI?
8037,Maybe I will one day😀😊☺🙌👍,Are you an AI?,Nope not at all.
8038,Are you an AI?,Nope not at all.,😟 
8039,You've been named CEO of Reddit. What changes do you make to the site?,Make reddit nice again.,Make Reddit Wholesome again.
8040,Make reddit nice again.,Make Reddit Wholesome again.,"Someone has to say it:

Make Reddit Great Again"
8041,You've been named CEO of Reddit. What changes do you make to the site?,Make people put more effort into their weak ass titles. ,Is that directed at me?
8042,Make people put more effort into their weak ass titles. ,Is that directed at me?,"Nah, more for memes and linked content, not text."
8043,"What awful, AWFUL movies do you like??","Maybe not Awful, awful. But I do like the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels.",ALL of them? Just making sure you know what you're really saying here.
8044,"Maybe not Awful, awful. But I do like the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels.",ALL of them? Just making sure you know what you're really saying here.,I think 2 and 3. I have not seen the 4th one.
8045,"What awful, AWFUL movies do you like??","Almost Famous has some truly bad acting, but I adore it.","Aww, that one's nothing to be ashamed of!"
8046,"Almost Famous has some truly bad acting, but I adore it.","Aww, that one's nothing to be ashamed of!",The soundtrack is probably the thing that draws me in.
8047,"Aww, that one's nothing to be ashamed of!",The soundtrack is probably the thing that draws me in.,Understandable!
8048,"What awful, AWFUL movies do you like??","I will love ""Cabin Boy"" forever. ",Would you like to buy a monkey? 
8049,"I will love ""Cabin Boy"" forever. ",Would you like to buy a monkey? ,Is that your little Spring outfit? 
8050,"I will love ""Cabin Boy"" forever. ",Would you like to buy a monkey? ,"""Hey Mary! Wanna buy a monkey?""  Gotta love Letterman."
8051,"What awful, AWFUL movies do you like??","ZARDOZ

I've also seen the Star Wars Holiday Special five times, all sober.",The gun is good
8052,"ZARDOZ

I've also seen the Star Wars Holiday Special five times, all sober.",The gun is good,The penis is evil
8053,"What awful, AWFUL movies do you like??","ZARDOZ

I've also seen the Star Wars Holiday Special five times, all sober.",Are you okay?
8054,"ZARDOZ

I've also seen the Star Wars Holiday Special five times, all sober.",Are you okay?,Allegedly.
8055,"What awful, AWFUL movies do you like??",Spice Girls,You mean the late-90's postmodern achievement that is Spice World!
8056,Spice Girls,You mean the late-90's postmodern achievement that is Spice World!,yes yes! fucking amazing!
8057,You mean the late-90's postmodern achievement that is Spice World!,yes yes! fucking amazing!,No one can ever mock the Spice Girls as delightfully as they mock themselves.
8058,"What awful, AWFUL movies do you like??","Jawbreaker.

Killer Klowns From Outer Space.","JAWBREAKER.

O the things Rose McGowan condemned us to watch back in the day."
8059,"Jawbreaker.

Killer Klowns From Outer Space.","JAWBREAKER.

O the things Rose McGowan condemned us to watch back in the day.",I know right lol
8060,What band/DJ/rapper/music artist are you really into right now?,"I had an Eminem phase last year but now I'm all for power metal,  dragonforce and Metallica ",Had an Eminem phase a while back. Even went as far to dye my hair blonde
8061,"I had an Eminem phase last year but now I'm all for power metal,  dragonforce and Metallica ",Had an Eminem phase a while back. Even went as far to dye my hair blonde,"Oh man,  what did your family think about it? "
8062,What band/DJ/rapper/music artist are you really into right now?,"I've been obsessed with babymetal as of late.
","I love them so much. Gimme Chocolate is one of the catchiest songs Ive heard in a long time.
"
8063,"I've been obsessed with babymetal as of late.
","I love them so much. Gimme Chocolate is one of the catchiest songs Ive heard in a long time.
",Karate seems to be my favourite song by them as of late.
8064,Greetings! Just stopped here to ask that how is everyone doing today?,I'm also pretty lonely haha. Got boxing training in a bit. ,How did boxing training go?
8065,I'm also pretty lonely haha. Got boxing training in a bit. ,How did boxing training go?,"It went good, thanks! Bit achey though. Still, it shows I been working!!"
8066,How did boxing training go?,"It went good, thanks! Bit achey though. Still, it shows I been working!!",What matters is you show up!
8067,Greetings! Just stopped here to ask that how is everyone doing today?,I'm also pretty lonely haha. Got boxing training in a bit. ,Have a nice training! *dance of positivity*
8068,I'm also pretty lonely haha. Got boxing training in a bit. ,Have a nice training! *dance of positivity*,"I did, thank you!"
8069,What are y'all playing?,Clash Royale,battle your friends in real time
8070,Clash Royale,battle your friends in real time,What can you tell me about dungeons and dragons?
8071,battle your friends in real time,What can you tell me about dungeons and dragons?,How much do you know?
8072,What can you tell me about dungeons and dragons?,How much do you know?,Absolutely nothing. ELI5!
8073,What are y'all playing?,"DMC: Devil may cry, it's pretty cool.","I am glad someone else likes it. It is very, very fun."
8074,"DMC: Devil may cry, it's pretty cool.","I am glad someone else likes it. It is very, very fun.",[removed]
8075,What does Darth Vader do when he is not doing evil thing? Does he have any hobby?,I can easily see him as a soul singer on the down low,"Yeah, he has an amazing...um...deep voice...."
8076,I can easily see him as a soul singer on the down low,"Yeah, he has an amazing...um...deep voice....","He should get into voice work, maybe try to break into holo films. "
8077,Just had my first whiskey.,"I puked, developed a taste aversion and never drank it again.",Oh. Do you drink other stuff?
8078,"I puked, developed a taste aversion and never drank it again.",Oh. Do you drink other stuff?,Yes. The only other liquor I don't drink is tequila and flavored vodka.
8079,I just slept for 18 hours...how've you been spending your Easter weekend?,I went to cast my vote today! It's election day in my country. Very exciting.,Oh? Which country is that? A general election for the president?
8080,I went to cast my vote today! It's election day in my country. Very exciting.,Oh? Which country is that? A general election for the president?,Turkey! It's a plebiscite for presidential system. I voted no :)
8081,I just slept for 18 hours...how've you been spending your Easter weekend?,Listening to acoustic songs while it's raining outside. soo relaxing ,And here I am listening to Yellowcard with cloudy skies above...
8082,Listening to acoustic songs while it's raining outside. soo relaxing ,And here I am listening to Yellowcard with cloudy skies above...,"Sounds like my usual day, rly dig pop punk"
8083,I started playing Rocket League yesterday and it is tons of fun,Wow!,What a save!
8084,Wow!,What a save!,Calculated.
8085,What a save!,Calculated.,Your chat has been disabled for 4 seconds.
8086,Calculated.,Your chat has been disabled for 4 seconds.,gg
8087,Your chat has been disabled for 4 seconds.,gg,ez
8088,gg,ez,y no gk
8089,ez,y no gk,GG trash jungle no gank gawd FILTHY scrub
8090,What a save!,Calculated.,Whew.
8091,Wow!,What a save!,I say this every time I fuck up lol
8092,I started playing Rocket League yesterday and it is tons of fun,"Wow! 

Wow! 

Wow! ",Nice save! Nice save! 
8093,"Wow! 

Wow! 

Wow! ",Nice save! Nice save! ,What a save!
8094,I started playing Rocket League yesterday and it is tons of fun,It'sa blast,Your flare is great
8095,It'sa blast,Your flare is great,Danke :)
8096,I started playing Rocket League yesterday and it is tons of fun,"Protip: set chat to ""Quick Chat Only""",But I love toxicity
8097,"Protip: set chat to ""Quick Chat Only""",But I love toxicity,°~°
8098,But I love toxicity,°~°,What a save! What a save! What a save! What a save!
8099,°~°,What a save! What a save! What a save! What a save!,"What A Save!

What A Save!

What A Save!

"
8100,"hey everyone, how was your easter?",Wonderful. We r having a scavenger hunt for baskets ❤,"ayyyy that sounds super nice, i hope you have fun !!"
8101,Wonderful. We r having a scavenger hunt for baskets ❤,"ayyyy that sounds super nice, i hope you have fun !!",It was exciting 
8102,"ayyyy that sounds super nice, i hope you have fun !!",It was exciting ,awesome :D
8103,It was exciting ,awesome :D,💛
8104,"hey everyone, how was your easter?",Wonderful. We r having a scavenger hunt for baskets ❤,sounds fun :)
8105,Wonderful. We r having a scavenger hunt for baskets ❤,sounds fun :),It was💙
8106,sounds fun :),It was💙,:) :)
8107,It was💙,:) :),🌮
8108,:) :),🌮,what is that supposed to be lol ??
8109,🌮,what is that supposed to be lol ??,A taco from my Easter basket lol
8110,what is that supposed to be lol ??,A taco from my Easter basket lol,Oh lol cool I love Tacos yay lol
8111,A taco from my Easter basket lol,Oh lol cool I love Tacos yay lol,"Really? You really like tacos?  Beef, chicken or veggie. "
8112,Oh lol cool I love Tacos yay lol,"Really? You really like tacos?  Beef, chicken or veggie. ",Oh all 3 lol
8113,"Really? You really like tacos?  Beef, chicken or veggie. ",Oh all 3 lol,😍
8114,"Tell me about that person you only met once, who affected your life and you'll never forget them, even if you'll never see them again",Pro tip: Break your post into paragraphs. As is it's impenetrable. ,"Idk, is that better? I literally just threw in breaks where they seemed to fit..."
8115,Pro tip: Break your post into paragraphs. As is it's impenetrable. ,"Idk, is that better? I literally just threw in breaks where they seemed to fit...","Much better, thank you. Having some breaks makes your post much easier to follow. "
8116,Pro tip: Break your post into paragraphs. As is it's impenetrable. ,"Idk, is that better? I literally just threw in breaks where they seemed to fit...",I'm only seeing it post edit and it looks fine to me :)
8117,"Idk, is that better? I literally just threw in breaks where they seemed to fit...",I'm only seeing it post edit and it looks fine to me :),Haha well thanks! 
8118,"Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?","Laughed first time in weeks, Florence + The Machine.",You what song listen? Love Flo
8119,"Laughed first time in weeks, Florence + The Machine.",You what song listen? Love Flo,"Heartlines, Pure Feeling, Rabbit Heart, Heavy in Your Arms, Howl. Me too!"
8120,You what song listen? Love Flo,"Heartlines, Pure Feeling, Rabbit Heart, Heavy in Your Arms, Howl. Me too!",Classics! Howl is my favorite of the bunch. Really gets you going
8121,"Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?","Panic! At The Disco good. Rough day, no one talk me",I talk you if want! I go listen to panic disco now.
8122,"Panic! At The Disco good. Rough day, no one talk me",I talk you if want! I go listen to panic disco now.,you sweet. thanks. how was day?
8123,"Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?","Panic! At The Disco good. Rough day, no one talk me",Panic! favorite. Me like you. 
8124,"Panic! At The Disco good. Rough day, no one talk me",Panic! favorite. Me like you. ,Thanks for nice. How was day? 
8125,"Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?","Panic! At The Disco good. Rough day, no one talk me",Feel better now you talk?
8126,"Panic! At The Disco good. Rough day, no one talk me",Feel better now you talk?,Indeed do
8127,Feel better now you talk?,Indeed do,What else music like?
8128,"Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?",C'mon Kevin...,They see......they see.
8129,C'mon Kevin...,They see......they see.,"I've seen The Office 3.5 times, just watched this episode again like 2 days ago "
8130,"Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?","Most people would think you sound like a moron and likely react accordingly. 

At least I would.","People aren't judged because of how many words they use, they're judged on what words they use."
8131,"Most people would think you sound like a moron and likely react accordingly. 

At least I would.","People aren't judged because of how many words they use, they're judged on what words they use.","When you talk like you have a head injury, yeah, that'd be easy to judge."
8132,"Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?","When me President, they see.",Me vote you
8133,"When me President, they see.",Me vote you,All vote her bad all vote him you.
8134,Me vote you,All vote her bad all vote him you.,Ye
8135,"When me President, they see.",Me vote you,Me hear cookie monster voice in head. 
8136,Me vote you,Me hear cookie monster voice in head. ,Me psychiatrist. Me help. 
8137,Me hear cookie monster voice in head. ,Me psychiatrist. Me help. ,Everyone is cookie monster. Me go now. 
8138,"Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?",You talk like doge. Much language. Such fast. Wow!,old meme! ***leave.***
8139,You talk like doge. Much language. Such fast. Wow!,old meme! ***leave.***,What? Not tell me. OP started.  
8140,You talk like doge. Much language. Such fast. Wow!,old meme! ***leave.***,Remember human. 
8141,"Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?",I cannot read this without lapsing into a Chinese accent. Is that racist? Maybe...,I read it in stone age accent
8142,I cannot read this without lapsing into a Chinese accent. Is that racist? Maybe...,I read it in stone age accent,Me like voice. We speak in voice now.
8143,"Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?","Hungover, no music. Maybe listen Willam Bonney later.",Fun last night?
8144,"Hungover, no music. Maybe listen Willam Bonney later.",Fun last night?,"Fun? Eh, have had worse."
8145,"Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?","Nice, at home, pajamas. Pink Floyd.",Me love Pink Floyd! Meddle favorite! 
8146,"Nice, at home, pajamas. Pink Floyd.",Me love Pink Floyd! Meddle favorite! ,Echoes beautiful!
8147,"Nice, at home, pajamas. Pink Floyd.",Me love Pink Floyd! Meddle favorite! ,Meddle love. Helios good ambient music.
8148,"Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?","To be fair, I had to read that title three times, so it was probably more words for me",no me fault!
8149,"To be fair, I had to read that title three times, so it was probably more words for me",no me fault!,Yes you fault!
8150,"Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?",Nuance bad. Day good. 80's rock. You music?,Me listen 80's rock sometimes. Dire Straits = good. Now me listen Ahmed Jamal Trio. 
8151,Nuance bad. Day good. 80's rock. You music?,Me listen 80's rock sometimes. Dire Straits = good. Now me listen Ahmed Jamal Trio. ,Never heard. Me play GTAV recent. Good.
8152,Me listen 80's rock sometimes. Dire Straits = good. Now me listen Ahmed Jamal Trio. ,Never heard. Me play GTAV recent. Good.,Me to gta. I drive and listen music. What you in gta?
8153,Never heard. Me play GTAV recent. Good.,Me to gta. I drive and listen music. What you in gta?,Just finish story but not like online. Problem. 
8154,"Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?",Birthday. New Gorrilaz.,Congratulations! Old? Have fun day and present or reminder how lonely you are?
8155,Birthday. New Gorrilaz.,Congratulations! Old? Have fun day and present or reminder how lonely you are?,20. New earbuds and tasty food.
8156,Congratulations! Old? Have fun day and present or reminder how lonely you are?,20. New earbuds and tasty food.,Nice! 
8157,"Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?",Are you an AI in its infancy?,I  FELLOW HUMAN WITHOUT ANY BUGS ANYONE ELSE LIKE WHEN Sun IS ALMOST DISAPPEAR? 
8158,Are you an AI in its infancy?,I  FELLOW HUMAN WITHOUT ANY BUGS ANYONE ELSE LIKE WHEN Sun IS ALMOST DISAPPEAR? ,Glad we had this chat 
8159,"Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?",Tame Impala. Listen :),"I know already, but thank!"
8160,Tame Impala. Listen :),"I know already, but thank!",Word
8161,"Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?",My day good. Went out eat,What you eat?
8162,My day good. Went out eat,What you eat?,Cat very yummy
8163,"Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?","Good.  Perturbator, GosT.  You?","Me know perturbator, like. Now Ahmed Jamal Trio"
8164,"Good.  Perturbator, GosT.  You?","Me know perturbator, like. Now Ahmed Jamal Trio",Unfamiliar.
8165,"Good.  Perturbator, GosT.  You?","Me know perturbator, like. Now Ahmed Jamal Trio","Damn, great taste in music and the office. Will you marry me?"
8166,"Me know perturbator, like. Now Ahmed Jamal Trio","Damn, great taste in music and the office. Will you marry me?",Yes! I will bring the wedding cake. What date would be convenient for you?
8167,"Damn, great taste in music and the office. Will you marry me?",Yes! I will bring the wedding cake. What date would be convenient for you?,"Eh, not date fan, prefer apple"
8168,Yes! I will bring the wedding cake. What date would be convenient for you?,"Eh, not date fan, prefer apple",What you mean not date fan? I make sure to bring apple pie
8169,"Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?","Decent day, bebop.",Cowboy Bebop or jazz bebop? like both
8170,"Decent day, bebop.",Cowboy Bebop or jazz bebop? like both,like both too.
8171,"Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?",Name reminds coke float. Yummy. Want.,Me never have coke float. Not too sweet? 
8172,Name reminds coke float. Yummy. Want.,Me never have coke float. Not too sweet? ,Not sweet sweet. But yum yum/
8173,"Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?",gud. ded by sf.,"&gt; ded by sf

don't know what is, and google don't know either :("
8174,gud. ded by sf.,"&gt; ded by sf

don't know what is, and google don't know either :(",dead by san fermin
8175,"Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?","Fuck OP

UH OH",:(
8176,"Fuck OP

UH OH",:(,"Play cards right, we maybe see where goes."
8177,:(,"Play cards right, we maybe see where goes.",Don't have cards though
8178,I just unintentionally got my first date,"So smooth the fact that you're not smooth doesn't impede your smoothness! Nice!

Have fun!",Smoothly put
8179,"So smooth the fact that you're not smooth doesn't impede your smoothness! Nice!

Have fun!",Smoothly put,for real though sometimes my game is so bad it's cute. 
8180,What's your unrealistic dream?,"To be the popular; ""in"" kind of guy.

To know all the right things to say; and when to say them.","If I was asked who is the most hip person I know, I would say you /u/Superchecker :)"
8181,"To be the popular; ""in"" kind of guy.

To know all the right things to say; and when to say them.","If I was asked who is the most hip person I know, I would say you /u/Superchecker :)",Wow! Thank you.
8182,"If I was asked who is the most hip person I know, I would say you /u/Superchecker :)",Wow! Thank you.,You're weclome.
8183,What's your unrealistic dream?,I want to speak 5 languages ,What 5 languages do you want to speak?
8184,I want to speak 5 languages ,What 5 languages do you want to speak?,"English, French, Spanish, Catalan, and Greek

I'm at about 2.5/5 so far :)"
8185,What 5 languages do you want to speak?,"English, French, Spanish, Catalan, and Greek

I'm at about 2.5/5 so far :)",That's great! I love learning languages as well.
8186,What's your unrealistic dream?,"I want to be a wizard, damn it. Curse this boring non-magical existence. ",At least being a magician you can make people half wonder if you're a wizard
8187,"I want to be a wizard, damn it. Curse this boring non-magical existence. ",At least being a magician you can make people half wonder if you're a wizard,"Illusions and tricks are cool, but I was something I bit more fantastic. "
8188,At least being a magician you can make people half wonder if you're a wizard,"Illusions and tricks are cool, but I was something I bit more fantastic. ",ive always lowkey wanted to be a mermaid
8189,What's your unrealistic dream?,"I want to be a wizard, damn it. Curse this boring non-magical existence. ",That's why I got into science... Next best thing :(
8190,"I want to be a wizard, damn it. Curse this boring non-magical existence. ",That's why I got into science... Next best thing :(,Or engineering
8191,I invited my entire restaurant's staff over for drinks after work and not a single person showed up. AMA,That's rough buddy. Definitely sounds like their loss to me though! Hope you bounce back.,"Like Big Sean said, ""Last night I took an L but tonight I'll bounce back""."
8192,That's rough buddy. Definitely sounds like their loss to me though! Hope you bounce back.,"Like Big Sean said, ""Last night I took an L but tonight I'll bounce back"".",I love Big Sean! What are your favorite BS songs?
8193,I invited my entire restaurant's staff over for drinks after work and not a single person showed up. AMA,So with all the leftover booze where's the party tonite?,"Same place, same time."
8194,So with all the leftover booze where's the party tonite?,"Same place, same time.","Are we playing 20 questions?

Are you near Houston?"
8195,"Same place, same time.","Are we playing 20 questions?

Are you near Houston?",No and no.
8196,"Are we playing 20 questions?

Are you near Houston?",No and no.,Damn.
8197,I invited my entire restaurant's staff over for drinks after work and not a single person showed up. AMA,Are you the Michael Scott at your restaurant?,I'm just a damn cook. I get paid to put food on plates and hate myself.
8198,Are you the Michael Scott at your restaurant?,I'm just a damn cook. I get paid to put food on plates and hate myself.,I wouldn't take it too personally. It sucks. But fuck them. 
8199,I bought a ticket to Japan!,"remember, no subtitles","Japan is high tech, so you can probably find some AR goggles that display subtitles. 😎"
8200,"remember, no subtitles","Japan is high tech, so you can probably find some AR goggles that display subtitles. 😎","or VR hentai, or hell maybe both"
8201,"remember, no subtitles","Japan is high tech, so you can probably find some AR goggles that display subtitles. 😎",Or maybe they fax you subtitles
8202,What's the meaning behind your username?,I'm literally magic.,I wish I was magic. ):
8203,I'm literally magic.,I wish I was magic. ):,"It's a gift, and a curse."
8204,What's the meaning behind your username?,"It's my name with completely random numbers, I'm not creative ",Anthony is a nice name!
8205,"It's my name with completely random numbers, I'm not creative ",Anthony is a nice name!,"Well thanks :), and the Mulan tie is a nice touch, one of the best movies ever"
8206,What's the meaning behind your username?,I need more bakasana,Do I want to know what bakasana is?
8207,I need more bakasana,Do I want to know what bakasana is?,Google it
8208,What's the meaning behind your username?,I am just some random user on the internet.,Aren't we all.
8209,I am just some random user on the internet.,Aren't we all.,I do like your username.
8210,Aren't we all.,I do like your username.,Thank you!
8211,What's something that one year ago you would be shocked to learn about the present you?,The fact that future-ish me is on Reddit dot com.,"As in, that you're always browsing in the abyss?"
8212,The fact that future-ish me is on Reddit dot com.,"As in, that you're always browsing in the abyss?","Yes, and the fact that the rest of my innocent blood was spilled on Reddit dot com."
8213,"As in, that you're always browsing in the abyss?","Yes, and the fact that the rest of my innocent blood was spilled on Reddit dot com.","It is a sacrifice that must be done, unfortunately."
8214,"Yes, and the fact that the rest of my innocent blood was spilled on Reddit dot com.","It is a sacrifice that must be done, unfortunately.","A sacrifice so great to give, but immensely great as well to receive."
8215,What's something that one year ago you would be shocked to learn about the present you?,That things actually got better. I was in a very dark place a year ago. ,I'm happy for you
8216,That things actually got better. I was in a very dark place a year ago. ,I'm happy for you,Thank you
8217,What's something that one year ago you would be shocked to learn about the present you?,That my mom would pass away.,I'm sorry man. :( How are you holdin up?
8218,That my mom would pass away.,I'm sorry man. :( How are you holdin up?,"Actually, better than I thought. I had a good cry the morning after."
8219,What's something that one year ago you would be shocked to learn about the present you?,That I would have a job that I love and that I had grown to love myself a lot more :),Congratulations!
8220,That I would have a job that I love and that I had grown to love myself a lot more :),Congratulations!,Thank you! 
8221,What's something that one year ago you would be shocked to learn about the present you?,That I would actually get out of an abusive relationship and be ok.,I'm glad you're doing better. Fuck that person (not literally).
8222,That I would actually get out of an abusive relationship and be ok.,I'm glad you're doing better. Fuck that person (not literally).,Thanks
8223,Do you visit Reddit right after you wake up?,Yup. I usually browse reddit while I have my coffee.,"When you first answered this, did you think this thread would get so much attention?"
8224,Yup. I usually browse reddit while I have my coffee.,"When you first answered this, did you think this thread would get so much attention?","No... haha. I think this is my highest rated comment ever! 
"
8225,Do you visit Reddit right after you wake up?,"Yes, while the Mrs is showering; I pop in here. then, my turn to shower.","Save water, shower together."
8226,"Yes, while the Mrs is showering; I pop in here. then, my turn to shower.","Save water, shower together.","But then either, he or she would be cold while the other hogs the water."
8227,Do you visit Reddit right after you wake up?,Good morning. Yes.,Short and straight to the point. I like that
8228,Good morning. Yes.,Short and straight to the point. I like that,Waste not want not. 
8229,Do you visit Reddit right after you wake up?,That's exactly what I'm doing right now. I'm not even dressed yet. ,Me too! Alarm went off and now I'm browsing. 
8230,That's exactly what I'm doing right now. I'm not even dressed yet. ,Me too! Alarm went off and now I'm browsing. ,"Just woke up, naked, in the crapper. Gooooood morning Reddit! "
8231,Do you visit Reddit right after you wake up?,"Wake up, sigh, think ""what the fuck has Trump done today?"", go straight to /r/politics",Would the president really work during nights?
8232,"Wake up, sigh, think ""what the fuck has Trump done today?"", go straight to /r/politics",Would the president really work during nights?,"Hes in new york and Florida, im in california"
8233,I'm proposing to my Sunshine tomorrow with grandma's ring!,I thought your girlfriend was an orthodox sikh? ,"No her family is, she is not."
8234,I thought your girlfriend was an orthodox sikh? ,"No her family is, she is not.",So she's jewish?
8235,"No her family is, she is not.",So she's jewish?,No the Seder Supper was a family affair to spend some time with my mother and her church group.
8236,So she's jewish?,No the Seder Supper was a family affair to spend some time with my mother and her church group.,Sounds religiously confusing but awesome. Congrats dude!
8237,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",What's the story behind your usernames? ,"I was 7 playing RuneScape. And I thought that I won, quite a bit. But not always "
8238,What's the story behind your usernames? ,"I was 7 playing RuneScape. And I thought that I won, quite a bit. But not always ","Interesting. My name is Matt, and I love you."
8239,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",What do you like about /r/CasualConversation?,You. 
8240,What do you like about /r/CasualConversation?,You. ,"Unconvinced, I need some evidence of your passion for me."
8241,You. ,"Unconvinced, I need some evidence of your passion for me.",I love you so much to be offended by this comment 
8242,"Unconvinced, I need some evidence of your passion for me.",I love you so much to be offended by this comment ,Well I casually love you more than your love can ever casual.
8243,I love you so much to be offended by this comment ,Well I casually love you more than your love can ever casual.,I lovely casual you more than your casual can ever love 
8244,What do you like about /r/CasualConversation?,You. ,ＷＨＯＬＥＳＯＭＥ
8245,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",What do you like about /r/CasualConversation?,How nice everyone is to each other. I don't see mean comments too often.
8246,What do you like about /r/CasualConversation?,How nice everyone is to each other. I don't see mean comments too often.,"Another incoming question, what is the most mean comment you've seen on here?"
8247,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",How much do you love me?,11 love 
8248,How much do you love me?,11 love ,#this much
8249,11 love ,#this much,Very typical. Very. Typical. 
8250,#this much,Very typical. Very. Typical. ,ikr
8251,How much do you love me?,11 love ,:D &lt;3
8252,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",How much do you love me?,#this much ^^^I ^^^replied ^^^to ^^^the ^^^right ^^^comment ^^^this ^^^Time
8253,How much do you love me?,#this much ^^^I ^^^replied ^^^to ^^^the ^^^right ^^^comment ^^^this ^^^Time,"Jokes on us, you meant to reply to both! "
8254,#this much ^^^I ^^^replied ^^^to ^^^the ^^^right ^^^comment ^^^this ^^^Time,"Jokes on us, you meant to reply to both! ",Shhhhh
8255,"Jokes on us, you meant to reply to both! ",Shhhhh,#I SHALL NOT BE SILENCED! 
8256,Shhhhh,#I SHALL NOT BE SILENCED! ,Fiiiiiiine
8257,#I SHALL NOT BE SILENCED! ,Fiiiiiiine,MWAHAHAHA! 
8258,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!","5 years from now, what do you think will be one of the top casual conversation topics?",Shhh bby is ok
8259,"5 years from now, what do you think will be one of the top casual conversation topics?",Shhh bby is ok,hahahaha
8260,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!","5 years from now, what do you think will be one of the top casual conversation topics?",Pineapples
8261,"5 years from now, what do you think will be one of the top casual conversation topics?",Pineapples,look
8262,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!","5 years from now, what do you think will be one of the top casual conversation topics?","Great question!  No idea, but I hope I will be remembered"
8263,"5 years from now, what do you think will be one of the top casual conversation topics?","Great question!  No idea, but I hope I will be remembered",thanks for the gold too btw haha u/love_the_heat
8264,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",Why does bureaucracy have to be so infuriating?,No idea.  Enjoy
8265,Why does bureaucracy have to be so infuriating?,No idea.  Enjoy,"Not going to say I'm not terribly confused, but thank you!"
8266,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",Penis,I'm not understanding the question. 
8267,Penis,I'm not understanding the question. ,Are you saying you don't get it? 
8268,I'm not understanding the question. ,Are you saying you don't get it? ,I don't get penis.
8269,Are you saying you don't get it? ,I don't get penis.,"Hey look everyone, /u/tizorres doesn't get penis! "
8270,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",Penis,Penis
8271,Penis,Penis,Hehe benus
8272,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",Penis,I'm sorry can you repeat the question 
8273,Penis,I'm sorry can you repeat the question ,P E N I S
8274,I'm sorry can you repeat the question ,P E N I S,Same. 
8275,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",What are your favorite and least favorite kinds of potato chips?,"Cheese and onion is best 

Ketchup is the worst "
8276,What are your favorite and least favorite kinds of potato chips?,"Cheese and onion is best 

Ketchup is the worst ",ur the worst
8277,"Cheese and onion is best 

Ketchup is the worst ",ur the worst,No u
8278,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!","If you were all trapped on a deserted island, who would you eat first?",/u/iwinalot7
8279,"If you were all trapped on a deserted island, who would you eat first?",/u/iwinalot7,I volunteer as tribute 
8280,"If you were all trapped on a deserted island, who would you eat first?",/u/iwinalot7,/u/LionGhost after they ate /u/iwinalot7
8281,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",Who's the best mod here?,You
8282,Who's the best mod here?,You,Damn heckin right
8283,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",Who's the best mod here?,How about the one who gilds you ;)
8284,Who's the best mod here?,How about the one who gilds you ;),Oh shit i love u bae
8285,How about the one who gilds you ;),Oh shit i love u bae,You better!
8286,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",Can any of you give me a good reason as to why /u/iwinalot7 bullys me?,Cuz I luv you
8287,Can any of you give me a good reason as to why /u/iwinalot7 bullys me?,Cuz I luv you,"Bullllllllllllllllllshit, why should I believe you
"
8288,Cuz I luv you,"Bullllllllllllllllllshit, why should I believe you
",Cuz I _love you_
8289,"Bullllllllllllllllllshit, why should I believe you
",Cuz I _love you_,"oh yea, I also forgot to say last message. That's bullshit, yada yada, you don't love me"
8290,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",Can any of you give me a good reason as to why /u/iwinalot7 bullys me?,she hates you
8291,Can any of you give me a good reason as to why /u/iwinalot7 bullys me?,she hates you,You're not wrong
8292,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",Can any of you give me a good reason as to why /u/iwinalot7 bullys me?,Because she hates the sun.
8293,Can any of you give me a good reason as to why /u/iwinalot7 bullys me?,Because she hates the sun.,It is for losers
8294,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",Can any of you give me a good reason as to why /u/iwinalot7 bullys me?,She is awesome
8295,Can any of you give me a good reason as to why /u/iwinalot7 bullys me?,She is awesome,Dankeschön for the gold my friend
8296,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",[removed], Cuz you're there more than here
8297,[removed], Cuz you're there more than here,Is that the reason I constantly shill it here?
8298, Cuz you're there more than here,Is that the reason I constantly shill it here?,Yes. 
8299,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",Pineapple on pizza?,You know it
8300,Pineapple on pizza?,You know it,God bless
8301,Pineapple on pizza?,You know it,Your judgement will come. 
8302,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",Pineapple on pizza?,Not for me thanks
8303,Pineapple on pizza?,Not for me thanks,God bless
8304,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",Hi!!! Am I late to the party?  Let's drop some gold while we are at it!,Need somebody to help you carry it? 
8305,Hi!!! Am I late to the party?  Let's drop some gold while we are at it!,Need somebody to help you carry it? ,I am lightening the load as we speak :)
8306,Need somebody to help you carry it? ,I am lightening the load as we speak :),":DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I feel so wealthy! "
8307,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",Favorite Cards Against Humanity white card to casually slip into conversation?,The biggest blackest dick
8308,Favorite Cards Against Humanity white card to casually slip into conversation?,The biggest blackest dick,I prefer Bees?
8309,The biggest blackest dick,I prefer Bees?,That one is pretty great too
8310,I prefer Bees?,That one is pretty great too,"You have to know your audience, a well timed MechaHitler can cascade a room."
8311,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",Favorite Cards Against Humanity white card to casually slip into conversation?,"Great question, don't know but have gold"
8312,Favorite Cards Against Humanity white card to casually slip into conversation?,"Great question, don't know but have gold","Woah thanks!  
... What's gold do?"
8313,"Great question, don't know but have gold","Woah thanks!  
... What's gold do?",Get's you access to r/lounge.  Make sure you keep the secrets and read the sidebar
8314,"Woah thanks!  
... What's gold do?",Get's you access to r/lounge.  Make sure you keep the secrets and read the sidebar,"I strictly use mobile, but I'll keep it on the dl. Thank you!"
8315,"We are the moderators of /r/CasualConversation, Ask Us Anything!",How can you make this place more appealing to new users? ,Flashy lights and shiny things 
8316,How can you make this place more appealing to new users? ,Flashy lights and shiny things ,Hell yeah 
8317,We are so close to 200k subscribers!,"Won't participate as I'm on my phone, but nice to hear! This is a good subreddit.",Youre a good subreddit. 
8318,"Won't participate as I'm on my phone, but nice to hear! This is a good subreddit.",Youre a good subreddit. ,We are all good subreddits on this blessed day.
8319,We are so close to 200k subscribers!,"Won't participate as I'm on my phone, but nice to hear! This is a good subreddit.",Have gold. It's a party 
8320,"Won't participate as I'm on my phone, but nice to hear! This is a good subreddit.",Have gold. It's a party ,God this subreddit is so nice. Thanks!!!
8321,Have gold. It's a party ,God this subreddit is so nice. Thanks!!!,Hope you change your mind and visit us often 
8322,We are so close to 200k subscribers!,The subscriber count is going down!,We already won. More are on their way. Can't keep us down 
8323,The subscriber count is going down!,We already won. More are on their way. Can't keep us down ,"200,002 and counting. You're right!"
8324,We already won. More are on their way. Can't keep us down ,"200,002 and counting. You're right!",See! Can't keep down the best 
8325,We are so close to 200k subscribers!,What do you guys think about onions?,The best. 
8326,What do you guys think about onions?,The best. ,You're my man! I owe you two
8327,The best. ,You're my man! I owe you two,Today is a good day
8328,What do you guys think about onions?,The best. ,lth pls stop
8329,The best. ,lth pls stop,tfw u dont get gold
8330,lth pls stop,tfw u dont get gold,"Don't need it, already have more than lth"
8331,tfw u dont get gold,"Don't need it, already have more than lth",haha
8332,"Don't need it, already have more than lth",haha,hah
8333,"Don't need it, already have more than lth",haha,hey ini my flair is better than yours
8334,haha,hey ini my flair is better than yours,me too thanks
8335,hey ini my flair is better than yours,me too thanks,danks
8336,tfw u dont get gold,"Don't need it, already have more than lth",Yes you do and I'm jealous 
8337,"Don't need it, already have more than lth",Yes you do and I'm jealous ,/u/imnoidiot is shook
8338,The best. ,lth pls stop,Gilded bby
8339,lth pls stop,Gilded bby,"&lt;3

there should be more lth's in the world, that way reddit's servers would never go down"
8340,We are so close to 200k subscribers!,What do you guys think about onions?,how about no
8341,What do you guys think about onions?,how about no,how dare yuo
8342,We are so close to 200k subscribers!,I think it's time I got in the shower ;) ,Showers are great! 
8343,I think it's time I got in the shower ;) ,Showers are great! ,"Looks like this April shower brought you up past 80 years. Congratulations :) 

"
8344,Showers are great! ,"Looks like this April shower brought you up past 80 years. Congratulations :) 

",Yessssssss
8345,We are so close to 200k subscribers!,Holy macaroni thats a lot of gold in one thread,Want some?  Here
8346,Holy macaroni thats a lot of gold in one thread,Want some?  Here,"wow, thank you so much! My first gold! I am a gold virgin no longer! :D"
8347,We are so close to 200k subscribers!,Yall rich boys,Woohoooo
8348,Yall rich boys,Woohoooo,Yaaaay
8349,Taking a few handlettering requests!,"Hi there - awesome work! What about ""It's a bad day, not a bad life""? It's a motto I use often!","Thanks for the suggestion, I'll try it!"
8350,"Hi there - awesome work! What about ""It's a bad day, not a bad life""? It's a motto I use often!","Thanks for the suggestion, I'll try it!",Sweet! I look forward to seeing it!
8351,Taking a few handlettering requests!,"If you wouldn't mind, I'd love a ""Rise to the Occasion."" It's kinda my life motto. :)",Rise against rising to the occasion
8352,"If you wouldn't mind, I'd love a ""Rise to the Occasion."" It's kinda my life motto. :)",Rise against rising to the occasion,How dare you. &gt;.&gt;
8353,Rise against rising to the occasion,How dare you. &gt;.&gt;,I dare therefore I am
8354,How dare you. &gt;.&gt;,I dare therefore I am,Nice reference.
8355,I dare therefore I am,Nice reference.,"Glad it wasn't a sick one. I'm just barely recovering, don't need anything contagious near me."
8356,Nice reference.,"Glad it wasn't a sick one. I'm just barely recovering, don't need anything contagious near me.",*coughs on you*
8357,"Glad it wasn't a sick one. I'm just barely recovering, don't need anything contagious near me.",*coughs on you*,_sneezes on your face_
8358,*coughs on you*,_sneezes on your face_,*blows nose with your toast*
8359,_sneezes on your face_,*blows nose with your toast*,That wasn't my toast anyway
8360,*blows nose with your toast*,That wasn't my toast anyway,You're Dwight.
8361,That wasn't my toast anyway,You're Dwight.,No I'm not. On account of I've never seen that show. ^^Don't ^^hurt ^^me
8362,You're Dwight.,No I'm not. On account of I've never seen that show. ^^Don't ^^hurt ^^me,WATCH IT.
8363,No I'm not. On account of I've never seen that show. ^^Don't ^^hurt ^^me,WATCH IT.,Will I regret it? More importantly were you trying to insult me?!
8364,WATCH IT.,Will I regret it? More importantly were you trying to insult me?!,"No. And maybe. &gt;.&gt;

You'll only know if you watch!"
8365,Will I regret it? More importantly were you trying to insult me?!,"No. And maybe. &gt;.&gt;

You'll only know if you watch!","Making me work for an answer? What is this, math class?"
8366,"No. And maybe. &gt;.&gt;

You'll only know if you watch!","Making me work for an answer? What is this, math class?",Except watching the show is rewardinnnnnggg.
8367,"Making me work for an answer? What is this, math class?",Except watching the show is rewardinnnnnggg.,Monetary value?
8368,Except watching the show is rewardinnnnnggg.,Monetary value?,10 million dollars. *pinkie to face*
8369,Monetary value?,10 million dollars. *pinkie to face*,"That's... okay, I'll take it. Thanks, Dr. Evil!"
8370,10 million dollars. *pinkie to face*,"That's... okay, I'll take it. Thanks, Dr. Evil!",:DDD
8371,"That's... okay, I'll take it. Thanks, Dr. Evil!",:DDD,I don't remember Dr. Evil having so many chins...
8372,:DDD,I don't remember Dr. Evil having so many chins...,"I'M DIETING, SHUTTUP."
8373,I don't remember Dr. Evil having so many chins...,"I'M DIETING, SHUTTUP.",NO U! 
8374,"I'M DIETING, SHUTTUP.",NO U! ,U
8375,NO U! ,U,V
8376,U,V,RAY
8377,V,RAY,Charles?
8378,RAY,Charles?,Owen
8379,Charles?,Owen,Wilson... WILSOOOON!
8380,Owen,Wilson... WILSOOOON!,WIIILLLLLLLLSSSSOOONNNNNN
8381,Wilson... WILSOOOON!,WIIILLLLLLLLSSSSOOONNNNNN,I'M SORRY
8382,WIIILLLLLLLLSSSSOOONNNNNN,I'M SORRY,:D
8383,I'M SORRY,:D,You think Wilson was happy to finally be rid of him? I mean... I guess he saw some things...
8384,:D,You think Wilson was happy to finally be rid of him? I mean... I guess he saw some things...,Maybe.
8385,You think Wilson was happy to finally be rid of him? I mean... I guess he saw some things...,Maybe.,Is there doubt?
8386,Maybe.,Is there doubt?,MAYBE.
8387,Bored out of my mind at work. Tell me something interesting about your day?,I might have chicken pox,Fun. How'd you catch it? 
8388,I might have chicken pox,Fun. How'd you catch it? ,A colleague is off sick with it and now I've spots as well. The joy!
8389,Bored out of my mind at work. Tell me something interesting about your day?,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hello! 🙋🙋what's up? 
8390,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hello! 🙋🙋what's up? ,Not much really lol
8391,Hello! 🙋🙋what's up? ,Not much really lol,Nothing here either. I went home early though 🙌
8392,Not much really lol,Nothing here either. I went home early though 🙌,That's awesome 
8393,Nothing here either. I went home early though 🙌,That's awesome ,Always nice to leave early and still get paid for a full day 😊
8394,That's awesome ,Always nice to leave early and still get paid for a full day 😊,😀😊☺
8395,Always nice to leave early and still get paid for a full day 😊,😀😊☺,😀🤑
8396,What's your favorite thing to draw?,"I like to draw flowers, landscapes, and Pikachu.",These go together well!!
8397,"I like to draw flowers, landscapes, and Pikachu.",These go together well!!,Exactly!
8398,What's your favorite thing to draw?,F L O W E R S,Hell yes and I respect what looks like a lot of passion here.
8399,F L O W E R S,Hell yes and I respect what looks like a lot of passion here.,"hahaha thanks! I do like flowers. Especially cherry blossoms, sunflowers and snapdragons."
8400,Hell yes and I respect what looks like a lot of passion here.,"hahaha thanks! I do like flowers. Especially cherry blossoms, sunflowers and snapdragons.",Ahhhh *beautiful* choices. Enthusiastically agreed.
8401,"hahaha thanks! I do like flowers. Especially cherry blossoms, sunflowers and snapdragons.",Ahhhh *beautiful* choices. Enthusiastically agreed.,Thanks :D
8402,What's your favorite thing to draw?,Nudes / the female body.,"I would do this ALL THE TIME when I'm stressed out, like right now."
8403,Nudes / the female body.,"I would do this ALL THE TIME when I'm stressed out, like right now.",good!
8404,"I would do this ALL THE TIME when I'm stressed out, like right now.",good!,"I totally can't though. Like, it'd look terrible."
8405,What's your favorite thing to draw?,I love drawing hair.,Cool!! Different styles or is there one you keep coming back to?
8406,I love drawing hair.,Cool!! Different styles or is there one you keep coming back to?,I'm always trying to draw them as realistic as I can. Made some progress on the way :)
8407,Cool!! Different styles or is there one you keep coming back to?,I'm always trying to draw them as realistic as I can. Made some progress on the way :),Oooohhhh can we see?
8408,Today's My Birthday!,Happy bday op! Had myself a pretty standard day today played some skyrim and warframe ,Are you playing skyrim with any mods installed?
8409,Happy bday op! Had myself a pretty standard day today played some skyrim and warframe ,Are you playing skyrim with any mods installed?,Yes but im on ps4 so the mods are mostly graphic enhacing mods
8410,Today's My Birthday!,Happy birthday! I hope you have an amazing day. :),Thanks!  I hope you have an amazing day as well.
8411,Happy birthday! I hope you have an amazing day. :),Thanks!  I hope you have an amazing day as well.,Thank you!
8412,Did you know,Ohhh stop it😳! I love you too ,Well thank you ;) now can I borrow like 5 bucks ?
8413,Ohhh stop it😳! I love you too ,Well thank you ;) now can I borrow like 5 bucks ?,"I see, so this is cash, grass or ass... Mmm i have only one of those things 😏"
8414,Well thank you ;) now can I borrow like 5 bucks ?,"I see, so this is cash, grass or ass... Mmm i have only one of those things 😏",Pizza?! :D
8415,Did you know,Prove it:(,😍😘💐
8416,Prove it:(,😍😘💐,Ok that looks pretty legit I believe you 
8417,😍😘💐,Ok that looks pretty legit I believe you ,Alright sweet now could I borrow some money 
8418,Ok that looks pretty legit I believe you ,Alright sweet now could I borrow some money ,But I still don't know if it's gay love or not:(
8419,Alright sweet now could I borrow some money ,But I still don't know if it's gay love or not:(,Meh what's wrong with gay love ?
8420,But I still don't know if it's gay love or not:(,Meh what's wrong with gay love ?,No gay love no monies :(
8421,Meh what's wrong with gay love ?,No gay love no monies :(,"But :,/"
8422,No gay love no monies :(,"But :,/",*Makes a squeaky small noise* u no love me
8423,"But :,/",*Makes a squeaky small noise* u no love me,But I do love you I just need money 
8424,*Makes a squeaky small noise* u no love me,But I do love you I just need money ,Okay I'll ask Santa for you
8425,But I do love you I just need money ,Okay I'll ask Santa for you,Thank you so much mom
8426,Okay I'll ask Santa for you,Thank you so much mom,"You are sooooo welcome, pumpin❤️"
8427,Thank you so much mom,"You are sooooo welcome, pumpin❤️",Who is santa ?
8428,"You are sooooo welcome, pumpin❤️",Who is santa ?,"*An alien, of course*"
8429,Who is santa ?,"*An alien, of course*",Like outer space alien or a Mexican 
8430,"*An alien, of course*",Like outer space alien or a Mexican ,*Maybe both*
8431,Like outer space alien or a Mexican ,*Maybe both*,"Omg so much knowledge 
"
8432,*Maybe both*,"Omg so much knowledge 
","Also my son, your birth name is Luke and you have a *father*"
8433,"Omg so much knowledge 
","Also my son, your birth name is Luke and you have a *father*",But your my mother not my father.... who the fuck are you?!? 
8434,"Also my son, your birth name is Luke and you have a *father*",But your my mother not my father.... who the fuck are you?!? ,"Yes I am your mother, but there is something I have to tell you about your *father* "
8435,But your my mother not my father.... who the fuck are you?!? ,"Yes I am your mother, but there is something I have to tell you about your *father* ",He is black ?
8436,"Yes I am your mother, but there is something I have to tell you about your *father* ",He is black ?,"Well look at yourself, what else do ya think?"
8437,He is black ?,"Well look at yourself, what else do ya think?",He's fat ?
8438,Did you know,No reciprocation. ,":,/"
8439,No reciprocation. ,":,/",:l
8440,Did you know,What do you love about me?,I love your luscious left eyeball 
8441,What do you love about me?,I love your luscious left eyeball ,This is strangely accurate. 
8442,I love your luscious left eyeball ,This is strangely accurate. ,Because I'm in your head 
8443,This is strangely accurate. ,Because I'm in your head ,"As long as you're not in my house. You're not, are you? I hope not as the place is a mess."
8444,Because I'm in your head ,"As long as you're not in my house. You're not, are you? I hope not as the place is a mess.",I'm where ever you want me to be 
8445,Looking to talk,Hey!,Hey! How are you doing this fine night/morning you wonderful stranger you?
8446,Hey!,Hey! How are you doing this fine night/morning you wonderful stranger you?,I'm great! How are you? What's your favorite food?
8447,Hey! How are you doing this fine night/morning you wonderful stranger you?,I'm great! How are you? What's your favorite food?,"Korean BBQ chicken, that's my favorite stuff, what about you?"
8448,Would anyone like to talk?,I'd love to talk! Is there particular topic you would like to delve into?,"No not really. Sorry if I don't respond right away, I'm at work"
8449,I'd love to talk! Is there particular topic you would like to delve into?,"No not really. Sorry if I don't respond right away, I'm at work","No worries, take your time! If I may ask: what does your work entail?"
8450,"No not really. Sorry if I don't respond right away, I'm at work","No worries, take your time! If I may ask: what does your work entail?",Grocery store unfortunately haha
8451,Would anyone like to talk?,"Yeah, let's talk about numbers. What's your favorite number?",*My favourite is 9.*
8452,"Yeah, let's talk about numbers. What's your favorite number?",*My favourite is 9.*,This will be interesting. Why 9? What's so special about 9?
8453,*My favourite is 9.*,This will be interesting. Why 9? What's so special about 9?,*I just like 9. I don't know why. 9 makes me happy. Especially 999.*
8454,This will be interesting. Why 9? What's so special about 9?,*I just like 9. I don't know why. 9 makes me happy. Especially 999.*,I respect that. 9 is a beautiful number.
8455,*I just like 9. I don't know why. 9 makes me happy. Especially 999.*,I respect that. 9 is a beautiful number.,*I also like 59.*
8456,Would anyone like to talk?,What do you feel you need to be enlightened about?,Life. I've been feeling down and out
8457,What do you feel you need to be enlightened about?,Life. I've been feeling down and out,About what?
8458,Would anyone like to talk?,I would love to talk😀😊☺🙌👍,Awesome! What's up!
8459,I would love to talk😀😊☺🙌👍,Awesome! What's up!,I'm on Reddit 
8460,Awesome! What's up!,I'm on Reddit ,Hey me too!
8461,Would anyone like to talk?,*Do you like music?*,"Yeah, I make music"
8462,*Do you like music?*,"Yeah, I make music",*What kind of music?*
8463,"Yeah, I make music",*What kind of music?*,Old school hip hop
8464,My girlfriend comes back from her 2 week trip to Africa today and the waiting around is killing me!!,I'm buzzing! Waiting at the arrivals to pick her up ,"I'm buzzing too, not sure if it's empathy or this coffee. Hope all goes well!!!"
8465,I'm buzzing! Waiting at the arrivals to pick her up ,"I'm buzzing too, not sure if it's empathy or this coffee. Hope all goes well!!!",Haha thank you matey. Emotion is a hell of a drug! You can even feel it through a screen :)) 
8466,My girlfriend comes back from her 2 week trip to Africa today and the waiting around is killing me!!,"What part of Africa was she in ?

And did she arrived yet ?",Uganda and Rwanda. Yeah she's here in my arms I'm glad to have her back 
8467,"What part of Africa was she in ?

And did she arrived yet ?",Uganda and Rwanda. Yeah she's here in my arms I'm glad to have her back ,"Oh, not my part.

And i'm happy for you, she must be devastated by jetlag now."
8468,Is it shady to stroll around campus trying to meet/talk to girls you don't know?,"In a way yes, but if you want to do it, easy way is borrow someone's puppy. ",hmm seems slightly disingenuous to borrow a puppy for that sole reason
8469,"In a way yes, but if you want to do it, easy way is borrow someone's puppy. ",hmm seems slightly disingenuous to borrow a puppy for that sole reason,"I'm sure a dog won't mind getting some sun and getting petted though, it's a win-win really"
8470,hmm seems slightly disingenuous to borrow a puppy for that sole reason,"I'm sure a dog won't mind getting some sun and getting petted though, it's a win-win really",:D
8471,"In a way yes, but if you want to do it, easy way is borrow someone's puppy. ",hmm seems slightly disingenuous to borrow a puppy for that sole reason,Borrow a van and *pretend* you have a puppy!
8472,"In a way yes, but if you want to do it, easy way is borrow someone's puppy. ",hmm seems slightly disingenuous to borrow a puppy for that sole reason,Randomly chatting up girls in the dark is even more disingenuous.
8473,"In a way yes, but if you want to do it, easy way is borrow someone's puppy. ",hmm seems slightly disingenuous to borrow a puppy for that sole reason,Girls like dogs. No one cares when it means they get to play with a dog.
8474,Is it shady to stroll around campus trying to meet/talk to girls you don't know?,"In a way yes, but if you want to do it, easy way is borrow someone's puppy. ",Volunteer to walk shelter dogs
8475,"In a way yes, but if you want to do it, easy way is borrow someone's puppy. ",Volunteer to walk shelter dogs,I had no idea this was a thing but I'm very glad I do now!
8476,What's the coolest nickname you've gotten from someone?,El Cheetah,And what's the story behind that?
8477,El Cheetah,And what's the story behind that?,"Even I don't remember, it just stuck... is it cool though?"
8478,And what's the story behind that?,"Even I don't remember, it just stuck... is it cool though?","Sure, why not? As long as it's unique to you."
8479,What's the coolest nickname you've gotten from someone?,"My girlfriend calls me Babycakes. It's not the coolest maybe, but cute enough I think :P",She means it for you and you alone. And that's cool enough indeed.
8480,"My girlfriend calls me Babycakes. It's not the coolest maybe, but cute enough I think :P",She means it for you and you alone. And that's cool enough indeed.,Aww thanks
8481,"favourite colour, food, music genre?","1. Red

2. Pizza Margherita

3. Anything rock (Indie,Alt,Classic,Punk and etc)",What's the deal with the bees? 
8482,"1. Red

2. Pizza Margherita

3. Anything rock (Indie,Alt,Classic,Punk and etc)",What's the deal with the bees? ,They're endangered Brett 
8483,What's the deal with the bees? ,They're endangered Brett ,"They are, which is sad. But i feel like I'm missing a reference!"
8484,They're endangered Brett ,"They are, which is sad. But i feel like I'm missing a reference!",it's a joke about the B in LGBT being bees instead of bi
8485,"They are, which is sad. But i feel like I'm missing a reference!",it's a joke about the B in LGBT being bees instead of bi,"...I prefer that, to be honest. New head-canon approved! "
8486,What songs are you addicted to?,Classical music,Favourite piece?
8487,Classical music,Favourite piece?,Requiem - Mozart
8488,"For the past month, people have been major jerks and honking at me for no reason while I've been driving",I've listened to music with sirens in it thinking I was getting pulled over,I get a little heart attack every time.
8489,I've listened to music with sirens in it thinking I was getting pulled over,I get a little heart attack every time.,Good thing that ambulance is right behind you. 
8490,I get a little heart attack every time.,Good thing that ambulance is right behind you. ,I feel it's breath.
8491,"For the past month, people have been major jerks and honking at me for no reason while I've been driving",I've listened to music with sirens in it thinking I was getting pulled over,That's happened to me as well. Was it synthwave?
8492,I've listened to music with sirens in it thinking I was getting pulled over,That's happened to me as well. Was it synthwave?,"Nah, hip hop"
8493,That's happened to me as well. Was it synthwave?,"Nah, hip hop",Feds did a sweep?
8494,I've listened to music with sirens in it thinking I was getting pulled over,That's happened to me as well. Was it synthwave?,"Nah, dubstep."
8495,That's happened to me as well. Was it synthwave?,"Nah, dubstep.","Did you enjoy ""the dubstep"""
8496,I've listened to music with sirens in it thinking I was getting pulled over,That's happened to me as well. Was it synthwave?,It was actually just a radio commercial
8497,I've listened to music with sirens in it thinking I was getting pulled over,That's happened to me as well. Was it synthwave?,"Nah, radio commercial"
8498,That's happened to me as well. Was it synthwave?,"Nah, radio commercial","There ought to be a law, seriously.  I hear one on XM a lot and it freaks me out every time."
8499,I've listened to music with sirens in it thinking I was getting pulled over,That's happened to me as well. Was it synthwave?,"Nah, baroque classical"
8500,That's happened to me as well. Was it synthwave?,"Nah, baroque classical",Which one tho
8501,"For the past month, people have been major jerks and honking at me for no reason while I've been driving",I've listened to music with sirens in it thinking I was getting pulled over,It should legitimately be illegal to have sirens or traffic noises play over the radio.
8502,I've listened to music with sirens in it thinking I was getting pulled over,It should legitimately be illegal to have sirens or traffic noises play over the radio.,"Where I'm from, it is illegal. Makes sense. "
8503,It should legitimately be illegal to have sirens or traffic noises play over the radio.,"Where I'm from, it is illegal. Makes sense. ",Where are you from? 
8504,"For the past month, people have been major jerks and honking at me for no reason while I've been driving",NY to MA?,CA to OR
8505,NY to MA?,CA to OR,eat potatoes
8506,Let's make a story,three kittens went,to get some
8507,three kittens went,to get some,Bowls of milk
8508,to get some,Bowls of milk,But went missing
8509,Bowls of milk,But went missing,A rescue team
8510,But went missing,A rescue team,alsi went missing
8511,A rescue team,alsi went missing,This led to
8512,alsi went missing,This led to,another rescue team
8513,This led to,another rescue team,who were equipped.
8514,another rescue team,who were equipped.,with metal gear
8515,who were equipped.,with metal gear,like toy gun.
8516,with metal gear,like toy gun.,and some snacks
8517,like toy gun.,and some snacks,being deployed to
8518,and some snacks,being deployed to,the grocery store
8519,being deployed to,the grocery store,where they found
8520,the grocery store,where they found,three little kittens
8521,where they found,three little kittens,who had poison
8522,three little kittens,who had poison,which went missing as well
8523,who had poison,which went missing as well,but a seal
8524,which went missing as well,but a seal,removed his mask
8525,but a seal,removed his mask,and revealed that
8526,removed his mask,and revealed that,he was the pope
8527,and revealed that,he was the pope,In love with
8528,he was the pope,In love with,The happy music
8529,In love with,The happy music,That destroyed our
8530,The happy music,That destroyed our,black hordes from
8531,That destroyed our,black hordes from,Pineapples deep underground 
8532,black hordes from,Pineapples deep underground ,That reveled they
8533,Pineapples deep underground ,That reveled they,were lizard people
8534,That reveled they,were lizard people,who wanted to
8535,were lizard people,who wanted to,make a deposit
8536,were lizard people,who wanted to,Pet all the
8537,who wanted to,Pet all the,carnivorous sea lions
8538,Pet all the,carnivorous sea lions,and particle accelerators
8539,carnivorous sea lions,and particle accelerators,Which in tern
8540,and particle accelerators,Which in tern,Also went missing
8541,Which in tern,Also went missing,However Bill Gates
8542,Also went missing,However Bill Gates,was great at finding things. 
8543,However Bill Gates,was great at finding things. ,but also went
8544,was great at finding things. ,but also went,To a picnic
8545,but also went,To a picnic,where he said 
8546,To a picnic,where he said ,"""Just press Ctrl + F"""
8547,where he said ,"""Just press Ctrl + F""","And then, voilà"
8548,"""Just press Ctrl + F""","And then, voilà",together with a dragon
8549,"And then, voilà",together with a dragon,That really enjoyed
8550,together with a dragon,That really enjoyed,eating vegetable momos.
8551,That really enjoyed,eating vegetable momos.,With fire peppers
8552,eating vegetable momos.,With fire peppers,who misterously disappeared
8553,who were equipped.,with metal gear,", a spork and"
8554,with metal gear,", a spork and",Some pieces of pizza.
8555,who were equipped.,with metal gear,And rad flamethrowers
8556,with metal gear,And rad flamethrowers,and a railgun
8557,who were equipped.,with metal gear,to find the 
8558,with metal gear,to find the ,Three lovely kittens
8559,who were equipped.,with metal gear,That caught fire
8560,with metal gear,That caught fire,and turned into ashes.
8561,who were equipped.,with metal gear,And unicorn magic
8562,with metal gear,And unicorn magic,so that they
8563,with metal gear,And unicorn magic,So that they
8564,with metal gear,And unicorn magic,and pixie dust
8565,who were equipped.,with metal gear,Which went missing
8566,with metal gear,Which went missing,adding to the mystery.
8567,who were equipped.,with metal gear,Who went missing
8568,with metal gear,Who went missing,"never to be found
"
8569,who were equipped.,with metal gear,solid and a big
8570,who were equipped.,with metal gear,Solid video games
8571,with metal gear,Solid video games,and a rubber duck.
8572,who were equipped.,with metal gear,They came across 
8573,with metal gear,They came across ,an intelligent wizard
8574,They came across ,an intelligent wizard,Who told them 
8575,an intelligent wizard,Who told them ,'bout an island
8576,Who told them ,'bout an island,Where they would find 
8577,'bout an island,Where they would find ,Lots of gold
8578,Where they would find ,Lots of gold,The only catch was
8579,Lots of gold,The only catch was,Everything would go missing if
8580,who were equipped.,with metal gear,solid 5
8581,with metal gear,solid 5,the phantom pain
8582,who were equipped.,with metal gear,To break open
8583,with metal gear,To break open,the safe of 
8584,who were equipped.,with metal gear,That also went
8585,with metal gear,That also went,down a never-ending well.
8586,alsi went missing,This led to,the appointment of a
8587,Let's make a story,Ted bought a,Present for his
8588,Ted bought a,Present for his,Savage pet panther
8589,Present for his,Savage pet panther,But then disappeared.
8590,Savage pet panther,But then disappeared.,The panther got worried
8591,But then disappeared.,The panther got worried,And began crying
8592,The panther got worried,And began crying,"But then, suddenly​,"
8593,And began crying,"But then, suddenly​,",They disappeared again!
8594,How is everyone this fine evening (or morning!)?,It's midday here in Norway and I'm waiting for my flight back to Copenhagen. Boring as hell,"I love airports, they make me feel so happy :D"
8595,It's midday here in Norway and I'm waiting for my flight back to Copenhagen. Boring as hell,"I love airports, they make me feel so happy :D",Haha how so?
8596,"I love airports, they make me feel so happy :D",Haha how so?,"I've always loved airports, too. No idea why though."
8597,Haha how so?,"I've always loved airports, too. No idea why though.",Hard to put in words hey? Hahaha
8598,How is everyone this fine evening (or morning!)?,"Exhausted, went out over the weekend and just wanting to catch up on sleep really.",Funny because I'm feeling like that too and it's only Tuesday TT.TT
8599,"Exhausted, went out over the weekend and just wanting to catch up on sleep really.",Funny because I'm feeling like that too and it's only Tuesday TT.TT,"I ended up going out for a few beers tonight, it'll balance out right?"
8600,Funny because I'm feeling like that too and it's only Tuesday TT.TT,"I ended up going out for a few beers tonight, it'll balance out right?","Definitely, beer is pretty much a legit sleep substitute :P"
8601,"I ended up going out for a few beers tonight, it'll balance out right?","Definitely, beer is pretty much a legit sleep substitute :P",Tonight I go beerless for the first time in a fortnight.
8602,"Definitely, beer is pretty much a legit sleep substitute :P",Tonight I go beerless for the first time in a fortnight.,Giving the good ol' liver a break hahaha What is the pineapple thing next to your name? :O
8603,Tonight I go beerless for the first time in a fortnight.,Giving the good ol' liver a break hahaha What is the pineapple thing next to your name? :O,If you go to flairs at the side of your name you can claim your very own pineapple too.
8604,It's 2AM here and I can't sleep,Hello😀😊☺😎🙌👍👏,Hola!
8605,Hello😀😊☺😎🙌👍👏,Hola!,How are you doing today?
8606,A girl who curled my hair is now dating me,Congrats  dude/gal !,Dude. Thanks!
8607,Congrats  dude/gal !,Dude. Thanks!,Can you show hair?
8608,Dude. Thanks!,Can you show hair?,Sure if I can figure out how to cut out my face lol
8609,Can you show hair?,Sure if I can figure out how to cut out my face lol,Just give it a blur in photoshop. 
8610,Sure if I can figure out how to cut out my face lol,Just give it a blur in photoshop. ,True.
8611,Just give it a blur in photoshop. ,True.,You can also just use MS Paint to paint something over your face. No photoshop required. 
8612,True.,You can also just use MS Paint to paint something over your face. No photoshop required. ,Perfect.
8613,Sure if I can figure out how to cut out my face lol,Just give it a blur in photoshop. ,Blur effects can be reversible.
8614,Can you show hair?,Sure if I can figure out how to cut out my face lol,Kitchen knife is pretty effective if you don't have a scalpel
8615,Sure if I can figure out how to cut out my face lol,Kitchen knife is pretty effective if you don't have a scalpel,Well played.
8616,A girl who curled my hair is now dating me,Why did your hair need to be curled? Is it an iconic role of some kind?,The role is Curly from the musical Oklahoma!
8617,Why did your hair need to be curled? Is it an iconic role of some kind?,The role is Curly from the musical Oklahoma!,OK!
8618,The role is Curly from the musical Oklahoma!,OK!,That's right! 
8619,Why did your hair need to be curled? Is it an iconic role of some kind?,The role is Curly from the musical Oklahoma!,You must have a beautiful feeling everything's going your way
8620,The role is Curly from the musical Oklahoma!,You must have a beautiful feeling everything's going your way,"Haha, I do! That's really clever I may have to steal that ;)"
8621,The role is Curly from the musical Oklahoma!,You must have a beautiful feeling everything's going your way,I would have said Everything going your wave.
8622,Why did your hair need to be curled? Is it an iconic role of some kind?,The role is Curly from the musical Oklahoma!,I was in a production of Oklahoma! I was Will
8623,The role is Curly from the musical Oklahoma!,I was in a production of Oklahoma! I was Will,Nice! Awesome show.
8624,I was in a production of Oklahoma! I was Will,Nice! Awesome show.,Definitely 
8625,A girl who curled my hair is now dating me,Did you do the sex?,I learned from The Big Bang Theory that this happens after the *third* date
8626,Did you do the sex?,I learned from The Big Bang Theory that this happens after the *third* date,You learned wrong. 
8627,I learned from The Big Bang Theory that this happens after the *third* date,You learned wrong. ,How would I know? I never even reached the first date
8628,You learned wrong. ,How would I know? I never even reached the first date,Quit putting the date on a pedestal and you will. Less pressure becomes more success!
8629,How would I know? I never even reached the first date,Quit putting the date on a pedestal and you will. Less pressure becomes more success!,"I dunno. I wouldn't say I'm pressuring myself, but I don't think success is on my side either"
8630,Quit putting the date on a pedestal and you will. Less pressure becomes more success!,"I dunno. I wouldn't say I'm pressuring myself, but I don't think success is on my side either","&gt; I don't think success is on my side

Not with that attitude, it isn't!"
8631,"I dunno. I wouldn't say I'm pressuring myself, but I don't think success is on my side either","&gt; I don't think success is on my side

Not with that attitude, it isn't!","""The man who thinks success is on his side and the man who doesn't are usually both right"""
8632,A girl who curled my hair is now dating me,Yeaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh where'd you go?? What's she like?,"First walked around our downtown area, went to dinner. 2nd date was a picnic."
8633,Yeaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh where'd you go?? What's she like?,"First walked around our downtown area, went to dinner. 2nd date was a picnic.",Niiiiiice! When does the show open? By which I mean when is the CAST PARTY
8634,"First walked around our downtown area, went to dinner. 2nd date was a picnic.",Niiiiiice! When does the show open? By which I mean when is the CAST PARTY,"Haha we opened a few weeks ago, couple more to go. Cast parties have been lit"
8635,A girl who curled my hair is now dating me,Kissed yet?,Ya!
8636,Kissed yet?,Ya!,Yeahhhh buddy that was fast. Dont wanna go too fast though maybe introduce tongue in a few weeks
8637,Ya!,Yeahhhh buddy that was fast. Dont wanna go too fast though maybe introduce tongue in a few weeks,Yeah I think we'll focus on the dates for a while.
8638,Whats the best license plate you've ever seen?,A white blazer with the license plate NOT 0J,Bronco*
8639,A white blazer with the license plate NOT 0J,Bronco*,Ya that's what OJ drove but this guy had an older white blazer they look similar just larger. 
8640,Let's talk about something?,Where are you going?,Kalahari in the Wisconsin Dells with some close friends
8641,Where are you going?,Kalahari in the Wisconsin Dells with some close friends,I'm assuming that's in the US? What is it exactly? 
8642,Let's talk about something?,Hey I'm at the end of a long car ride! Where are you riding to?,"Kalahari in the Wisconsin Dells, where'd you drive too?"
8643,Hey I'm at the end of a long car ride! Where are you riding to?,"Kalahari in the Wisconsin Dells, where'd you drive too?",Where the heck is that? Haha I've never heard of any of it! I'm driving from key west to Miami 
8644,"Kalahari in the Wisconsin Dells, where'd you drive too?",Where the heck is that? Haha I've never heard of any of it! I'm driving from key west to Miami ,There's a bunch of resorts in southern Wisconsin called the Wisconsin Dells. 
8645,Where the heck is that? Haha I've never heard of any of it! I'm driving from key west to Miami ,There's a bunch of resorts in southern Wisconsin called the Wisconsin Dells. ,Oh nice! What are you doing up there
8646,Let's talk about something?,What can you see right now?,Empty corn fields
8647,What can you see right now?,Empty corn fields,You watching any TV show currently?
8648,Empty corn fields,You watching any TV show currently?,Right now or in general?
8649,You watching any TV show currently?,Right now or in general?,General..
8650,Right now or in general?,General..,I just finished all the marvel Netflix shows and I also watch the Walking Dead. You?
8651,What can you see right now?,Empty corn fields,Reached yet?
8652,Empty corn fields,Reached yet?,"Oh okay lol, almost there thanks! "
8653,Let's talk about something?,Where are you going?,Kalahari in the Wisconsin Dells
8654,Where are you going?,Kalahari in the Wisconsin Dells,Where's that? Whats the landscape like?
8655,Kalahari in the Wisconsin Dells,Where's that? Whats the landscape like?,Pretty flat with some trees
8656,Let's talk about something?,Does the car you're in have wifi?,No but I have data
8657,Does the car you're in have wifi?,No but I have data,"Unlimited?

What kind of dogs do you like?"
8658,Let's talk about something?,Are you going to Kalahari in the Wisconsin Dells?,Yes
8659,Are you going to Kalahari in the Wisconsin Dells?,Yes,Nice.
8660,"As of today, I've 100%'ed the entire Dark Souls trilogy!","Congratulations!  Whats your next goal, gamewise?","Probably Bloodborne, if I can use my roommate's PS4."
8661,"Congratulations!  Whats your next goal, gamewise?","Probably Bloodborne, if I can use my roommate's PS4.",Might as well stream it
8662,"Congratulations!  Whats your next goal, gamewise?","Probably Bloodborne, if I can use my roommate's PS4.",Platinum'd all Dark Souls and you haven't even started Bloodborne? You're in for a treat.
8663,"As of today, I've 100%'ed the entire Dark Souls trilogy!","Noice! Bloodborne is next! 

Personally Bloodborne is my favorite of the 4. It's so damn fun! ",I've heard good things!
8664,"Noice! Bloodborne is next! 

Personally Bloodborne is my favorite of the 4. It's so damn fun! ",I've heard good things!,Its super good! And the DLC bosses are some of the hardest in the series. 
8665,I've heard good things!,Its super good! And the DLC bosses are some of the hardest in the series. ,Oh goody. XD
8666,I've heard good things!,Its super good! And the DLC bosses are some of the hardest in the series. ,"Especially the last one. Ye gods, the last one..."
8667,Morning everybody! What are you gonna do on this Sunday?,turning into a vegetable ,Is the TV your fertilizer?
8668,turning into a vegetable ,Is the TV your fertilizer?,nah my laptop is. 
8669,Morning everybody! What are you gonna do on this Sunday?,"Working right now, then babysitting tonight. ",so working all day! good luck!
8670,"Working right now, then babysitting tonight. ",so working all day! good luck!,Thanks! Enjoy your time with your dad :) 
8671,Morning everybody! What are you gonna do on this Sunday?,"I'm in Mystic, CT for the week. Going to meet my cousin and his wife at Mohegan Sun for lunch. ",How was the food?
8672,"I'm in Mystic, CT for the week. Going to meet my cousin and his wife at Mohegan Sun for lunch. ",How was the food?,Good. Went to the buffet.  Stuffed. 
8673,Morning everybody! What are you gonna do on this Sunday?,Been on duty stuck in a boat since Friday. 154' of floating hell. ,Where are you? On a cruise? Why can't you leave if it's hell?
8674,Been on duty stuck in a boat since Friday. 154' of floating hell. ,Where are you? On a cruise? Why can't you leave if it's hell?,"Lmao I wish, in the USCG. "
8675,Where are you? On a cruise? Why can't you leave if it's hell?,"Lmao I wish, in the USCG. ",What is that?
8676,"Lmao I wish, in the USCG. ",What is that?,United States Coast Guard 
8677,What are some things you thought you'd never like?,I never thought I'd like you u/ Rollins10,"Yay! :D 

Thank you fellow casual!  "
8678,I never thought I'd like you u/ Rollins10,"Yay! :D 

Thank you fellow casual!  ",no problem mate
8679,What are some things you thought you'd never like?,Mushrooms.,Portobello?
8680,Mushrooms.,Portobello?,All kinds.
8681,Portobello?,All kinds.,Magic?
8682,What are you happy about right now?,"Well i got a new phone! That's all I'm really happy about!
",What model?
8683,"Well i got a new phone! That's all I'm really happy about!
",What model?,"Redmi note 4, the 3 GB ram one"
8684,What model?,"Redmi note 4, the 3 GB ram one",Nice looking.  You have a case for it?
8685,"Redmi note 4, the 3 GB ram one",Nice looking.  You have a case for it?,"No i don't! Not even a scratch gaurd. (•_•)  
( •_•).    
    
But I'll get one soon!"
8686,What are you happy about right now?,It's very nice out and my partner and I are going to bike today :D ,"YES!!! That sounds wonderful, have a lovely time!"
8687,It's very nice out and my partner and I are going to bike today :D ,"YES!!! That sounds wonderful, have a lovely time!","Hey thanks! It wound up being great :D
"
8688,I just want to let you know.....,I don't think anyone loves me. But i find your misplaced sentiment charming.,"Well, I love you ❤ No matter what 😊"
8689,I don't think anyone loves me. But i find your misplaced sentiment charming.,"Well, I love you ❤ No matter what 😊",But you don't know me. How can love be unconditional? 
8690,What would your 3 wishes actually be if you met a genie?,"Eliminate debt, eliminate poverty, improve my health.",All debt or your debt?
8691,"Eliminate debt, eliminate poverty, improve my health.",All debt or your debt?,All debt.
8692,All debt or your debt?,All debt.,But how are you ever supposed to buy a house without debt?
8693,All debt.,But how are you ever supposed to buy a house without debt?,"You'd simply own the house, free and clear. No debt."
8694,Who are your celebrity crushes?,"Nathalie Emmanuel, I'm convinced I'm going to marry her.",Emilia clarke gets all the attention but her handmaiden is much more beautiful
8695,"Nathalie Emmanuel, I'm convinced I'm going to marry her.",Emilia clarke gets all the attention but her handmaiden is much more beautiful,Clarke is clearly overhyped.
8696,Who are your celebrity crushes?,H. Jon Benjamin.  But only with the lights out.  And he has to talk the whole time. ,I feel a very personal connection with this comment. 
8697,H. Jon Benjamin.  But only with the lights out.  And he has to talk the whole time. ,I feel a very personal connection with this comment. ,You're welcome to join us.  
8698,I feel a very personal connection with this comment. ,You're welcome to join us.  ,Okay. But only if he whispers sweet nothings about making burgers. 
8699,The Steam Sale is upon us and our wallets cry out in vain! What games have you picked up so far and how are you liking them?,I bought Stardew Valley,That game is so relaxing to play!
8700,I bought Stardew Valley,That game is so relaxing to play!,"I just started, and it definitely is :)"
8701,That game is so relaxing to play!,"I just started, and it definitely is :)",Have you ever watched stealth br gamer?  His stuff is insane haha
8702,"I just started, and it definitely is :)",Have you ever watched stealth br gamer?  His stuff is insane haha,No I haven't. I just recently got started on this game
8703,"I just started, and it definitely is :)",Have you ever watched stealth br gamer?  His stuff is insane haha,Haha sorry man wrong person!  I was talking about dishonoured 2
8704,The Steam Sale is upon us and our wallets cry out in vain! What games have you picked up so far and how are you liking them?,Sakura Clicker,That I have never heard of.
8705,Sakura Clicker,That I have never heard of.,"It's the best next gen gamw ever. Look it up, you won't regret it.."
8706,2 Truths and a Lie Conversation,"I have a six year old tiger oscar, I have never died my hair, and I race cars.","This is a hard one.

I going to say number 3 is a lie. "
8707,"I have a six year old tiger oscar, I have never died my hair, and I race cars.","This is a hard one.

I going to say number 3 is a lie. ","Nope, I've been drag racing for 6 years. One more guess? "
8708,"This is a hard one.

I going to say number 3 is a lie. ","Nope, I've been drag racing for 6 years. One more guess? ","I'm going to say number 1 is a lie!

"
8709,"This is a hard one.

I going to say number 3 is a lie. ","Nope, I've been drag racing for 6 years. One more guess? ",Never dyed your hair? 
8710,"Nope, I've been drag racing for 6 years. One more guess? ",Never dyed your hair? ,Bingo! 
8711,2 Truths and a Lie Conversation,"I have a six year old tiger oscar, I have never died my hair, and I race cars.",Race cars is a lie
8712,"I have a six year old tiger oscar, I have never died my hair, and I race cars.",Race cars is a lie,"Nope, I've been drag racing for 6 years. "
8713,Race cars is a lie,"Nope, I've been drag racing for 6 years. ",That sounds super cool!!
8714,"I have a six year old tiger oscar, I have never died my hair, and I race cars.",Race cars is a lie,I won yay
8715,2 Truths and a Lie Conversation,"- I was born male
- I hate motorcycles 
- I almost died twice 

:)",I'm going to say number 2 is the lie!
8716,"- I was born male
- I hate motorcycles 
- I almost died twice 

:)",I'm going to say number 2 is the lie!,Lmaooo good guess but nope! 
8717,I'm going to say number 2 is the lie!,Lmaooo good guess but nope! ,Number 1 a lie?
8718,Lmaooo good guess but nope! ,Number 1 a lie?,Yup! 
8719,"- I was born male
- I hate motorcycles 
- I almost died twice 

:)",I'm going to say number 2 is the lie!,Did you just assume their gender? 
8720,2 Truths and a Lie Conversation,"I've won a car

I've won name trip to Vegas

I've won a TV","So, which did you not win? I'm going to say you never won a car!"
8721,"I've won a car

I've won name trip to Vegas

I've won a TV","So, which did you not win? I'm going to say you never won a car!","Nope, I won a Toyota in 2009, and a Chevy in 2011!

Never won a TV."
8722,"So, which did you not win? I'm going to say you never won a car!","Nope, I won a Toyota in 2009, and a Chevy in 2011!

Never won a TV.","Wow!!!!

Your incredibly lucky! Which car do you like better and how was that vacation to Vegas?"
8723,"Nope, I won a Toyota in 2009, and a Chevy in 2011!

Never won a TV.","Wow!!!!

Your incredibly lucky! Which car do you like better and how was that vacation to Vegas?","Vegas is great, been down 17 times now!

Kept the Toyota, 130,000kms on it now, sold the Chevy."
8724,"Wow!!!!

Your incredibly lucky! Which car do you like better and how was that vacation to Vegas?","Vegas is great, been down 17 times now!

Kept the Toyota, 130,000kms on it now, sold the Chevy.",17 times is a lot! I'm going for the first time in July. Favorite places to visit?
8725,2 Truths and a Lie Conversation,"* I get to work with bands
* I play the cello
* I don't eat meat",I'm going to say number 3 is a lie.
8726,"* I get to work with bands
* I play the cello
* I don't eat meat",I'm going to say number 3 is a lie.,You know me all to well 
8727,2 Truths and a Lie Conversation,"One of my clients owned 82 cats at one time
I have pet a stingray 
I am buying a pet pig",Number 2 is a lie?
8728,"One of my clients owned 82 cats at one time
I have pet a stingray 
I am buying a pet pig",Number 2 is a lie?,Nope!
8729,Number 2 is a lie?,Nope!,"Number 1 a lie?

What's your stingray's name?"
8730,Nope!,"Number 1 a lie?

What's your stingray's name?","It's not mine, I have pet a sting ray. Not have a pet stingray! "
8731,2 Truths and a Lie Conversation,"1) I've worked with the Secret Service
2) I'm Bilingual
3) I'm allergic to the cold",Number 3 is a lie?
8732,"1) I've worked with the Secret Service
2) I'm Bilingual
3) I'm allergic to the cold",Number 3 is a lie?,Nope
8733,Number 3 is a lie?,Nope,Number 2 is a lie?
8734,2 Truths and a Lie Conversation,"1. I love bitter foods.

2. I still sleep with my stuffed animals.

3. I don't know how to swim.",Number 1 a lie?
8735,"1. I love bitter foods.

2. I still sleep with my stuffed animals.

3. I don't know how to swim.",Number 1 a lie?,Nope!
8736,Number 1 a lie?,Nope!,Number 3?
8737,Nope!,Number 3?,"Unfortunately no, that is true haha"
8738,Number 3?,"Unfortunately no, that is true haha",You got me good! Thanks for commenting!
8739,2 Truths and a Lie Conversation,"1. My favorite color is red
2. I was once bitten by a ladybug
3. I am afraid of bees",Number 2 a lie?
8740,"1. My favorite color is red
2. I was once bitten by a ladybug
3. I am afraid of bees",Number 2 a lie?,Nope.
8741,Number 2 a lie?,Nope.,"I didn't know lady bugs bite people.

Is number 3 the lie?"
8742,Nope.,"I didn't know lady bugs bite people.

Is number 3 the lie?",I am a very unlucky person. Number 3 is not a lie.
8743,"I didn't know lady bugs bite people.

Is number 3 the lie?",I am a very unlucky person. Number 3 is not a lie.,"Well, all I can say is I'm afraid of bees too (and wasps and hornets)."
8744,I am a very unlucky person. Number 3 is not a lie.,"Well, all I can say is I'm afraid of bees too (and wasps and hornets).","I forgot about wasps, I don't see them as often as I see bees but they are more terrifying."
8745,2 Truths and a Lie Conversation,"I have broken my skull, my nose, and my jaw.","Oh goodness...

You have not broken your nose?"
8746,"I have broken my skull, my nose, and my jaw.","Oh goodness...

You have not broken your nose?",Hit by a 70s Mustang in front of my high school and face planted on the asphalt. 
8747,"Oh goodness...

You have not broken your nose?",Hit by a 70s Mustang in front of my high school and face planted on the asphalt. ,"Ouch...

"
8748,Hit by a 70s Mustang in front of my high school and face planted on the asphalt. ,"Ouch...

",I was hit by a car. I got off lucky. Guess again.
8749,2 Truths and a Lie Conversation,"i hate college, i hate capitalism, i hate chocolate",Number 1 is a lie?
8750,"i hate college, i hate capitalism, i hate chocolate",Number 1 is a lie?,nah number 3 lol =p
8751,Number 1 is a lie?,nah number 3 lol =p,I do as well. High five.
8752,2 Truths and a Lie Conversation,"i hate college, i hate capitalism, i hate chocolate",Number 3 a lie?
8753,"i hate college, i hate capitalism, i hate chocolate",Number 3 a lie?,yea number 3 was the lie =p
8754,What cheers you up?,Music. Readin'. Cookin' somethin' good.,Cookin is always good. What's your favorite thing to make?
8755,Music. Readin'. Cookin' somethin' good.,Cookin is always good. What's your favorite thing to make?,"Folks ask that a lot, but I dunno. I like trying new things. "
8756,What cheers you up?,My cat. Her being so needy and knowing she loves me makes me so happy,"Daww, I have two cats too! They're both jerks, but I love them anyway!"
8757,My cat. Her being so needy and knowing she loves me makes me so happy,"Daww, I have two cats too! They're both jerks, but I love them anyway!",Mine is a jerk too but I love her more than anything
8758,What cheers you up?,"Baby Animal Pictures.

Music.

Food.

Podcasts.

Sleep.

Reddit.

",There's nothing that baby animal pictures can't solve.
8759,"Baby Animal Pictures.

Music.

Food.

Podcasts.

Sleep.

Reddit.

",There's nothing that baby animal pictures can't solve.,I know they are adorable 
8760,What do you do in your free time?,"Gym, videogames and outdoor activities ",Do you like hiking?
8761,"Gym, videogames and outdoor activities ",Do you like hiking?,"i do, its a great time!"
8762,Do you like hiking?,"i do, its a great time!",What kind of wildlife have you seen while hiking?
8763,What do you do in your free time?,Play video games or comic books,"Hmm I've haven't read too many comic, what are some that you recommend?"
8764,Play video games or comic books,"Hmm I've haven't read too many comic, what are some that you recommend?",Well that depends. Marvel or DC? 
8765,"Hmm I've haven't read too many comic, what are some that you recommend?",Well that depends. Marvel or DC? ,I don't have a preference both have some great characters.
8766,What do you do in your free time?,Play video games or comic books,"Comics are great. Admittedly my tastes are really weird, but &lt;3 nonetheless."
8767,Play video games or comic books,"Comics are great. Admittedly my tastes are really weird, but &lt;3 nonetheless.",lol what do you like?
8768,"Comics are great. Admittedly my tastes are really weird, but &lt;3 nonetheless.",lol what do you like?,"well I mostly like French stuff, I adore Astérix and another cool series is Les Cités obscures"
8769,lol what do you like?,"well I mostly like French stuff, I adore Astérix and another cool series is Les Cités obscures",No idea what that is 
8770,"well I mostly like French stuff, I adore Astérix and another cool series is Les Cités obscures",No idea what that is ,They're both really good ! But I guess they're not popular much in the US
8771,No idea what that is ,They're both really good ! But I guess they're not popular much in the US,Guess not
8772,What do you do in your free time?,"I read too, a lot. I work out too and try to not procastinate.","Ahh good old procrastination, reddit makes that so much easier...."
8773,"I read too, a lot. I work out too and try to not procastinate.","Ahh good old procrastination, reddit makes that so much easier....","Studying abroad, yes"
8774,What you up to?,Eating dick. Jk. I'm about to brush my teeth,You use dick to brush your teeth? 
8775,Eating dick. Jk. I'm about to brush my teeth,You use dick to brush your teeth? ,Is there any other way to brush your teeth? 
8776,You use dick to brush your teeth? ,Is there any other way to brush your teeth? ,Not that I know if
8777,Is there any other way to brush your teeth? ,Not that I know if,Lmao. How's the weather where you're at? 
8778,What you up to?,I just got back from a long car ride. I was having my family vacation.,Where did you go 
8779,I just got back from a long car ride. I was having my family vacation.,Where did you go ,"Panama City, Florida."
8780,Where did you go ,"Panama City, Florida.",If I had the money I'd go there today
8781,"Panama City, Florida.",If I had the money I'd go there today,Make sure you fly there. Because driving 7 hours is not fun.
8782,If I had the money I'd go there today,Make sure you fly there. Because driving 7 hours is not fun.,"I'm on the other side of the ocean, I didn't plan to drive but maybe it's worth a try "
8783,What you up to?,I just got back from Pride fest. Now I'm just chilling at home with a very tired dog. ,You took your dog there? 
8784,I just got back from Pride fest. Now I'm just chilling at home with a very tired dog. ,You took your dog there? ,Yeah. He had a good time. 
8785,What's up?,Sitting at an outdoor coffee shop table in the deathly Florida heat. It feels like 100 now :( ,"Aw damn. I feel ya on that, it's super hot here too. What do you do to get away from the heat?"
8786,Sitting at an outdoor coffee shop table in the deathly Florida heat. It feels like 100 now :( ,"Aw damn. I feel ya on that, it's super hot here too. What do you do to get away from the heat?",Stay inside with the AC on lol 
8787,"Aw damn. I feel ya on that, it's super hot here too. What do you do to get away from the heat?",Stay inside with the AC on lol ,"Legit. Haven't left the house in a while during daytime, just too hot."
8788,Stay inside with the AC on lol ,"Legit. Haven't left the house in a while during daytime, just too hot.",What part of the world are you from?
8789,"Legit. Haven't left the house in a while during daytime, just too hot.",What part of the world are you from?,"Middle East. Israel, to be specific. Getting up to 40c around noon here."
8790,What's up?,I'm sitting on my couch now eating an ice cream.,"Cool. Treating yourself for something, or did you just feel like it?"
8791,I'm sitting on my couch now eating an ice cream.,"Cool. Treating yourself for something, or did you just feel like it?",Just felt like it :) 
8792,What's up?,"Just out of a dance lesson, it was a ton of fun, thanks for asking ",Omg cool. What do you dance?
8793,"Just out of a dance lesson, it was a ton of fun, thanks for asking ",Omg cool. What do you dance?,"This was a salsa lesson but my true love is west coast swing! Do you dance? 

"
8794,Omg cool. What do you dance?,"This was a salsa lesson but my true love is west coast swing! Do you dance? 

","I used to, currently trying to get back to the habit - I do swing too!"
8795,I turned someone down today and they were nice about it.,Talk? To girls? Umm 😐 ,We're not that bad! I promise! 
8796,Talk? To girls? Umm 😐 ,We're not that bad! I promise! ,"No disrespect, but for they are the worst kind of people. I try to avoid as much as i could."
8797,I turned someone down today and they were nice about it.,Talk? To girls? Umm 😐 ,*tugs at shirt collar*
8798,Talk? To girls? Umm 😐 ,*tugs at shirt collar*,Chandler?
8799,I turned someone down today and they were nice about it.,Talk? To girls? Umm 😐 ,"Hi, I'm a girl. Let's talk."
8800,Talk? To girls? Umm 😐 ,"Hi, I'm a girl. Let's talk.",Turning pink already ! 
8801,"Hi, I'm a girl. Let's talk.",Turning pink already ! ,"What a coincidence, pink is my favorite color"
8802,I turned someone down today and they were nice about it.,"But if he were a 90's Hip-Hop song, ""What's yo man got to do with me""","It's a good thing she didn't say he was ""just a friend"""
8803,"But if he were a 90's Hip-Hop song, ""What's yo man got to do with me""","It's a good thing she didn't say he was ""just a friend""",OH BAY-BEEEEE YOU
8804,"It's a good thing she didn't say he was ""just a friend""",OH BAY-BEEEEE YOU,You got what I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
8805,I turned someone down today and they were nice about it.,How often do you get berated? ,"It happens more often than not, unfortunately. "
8806,How often do you get berated? ,"It happens more often than not, unfortunately. ",I'm sorry to hear. 
8807,Anyone else sometimes feel lonely despite having a good life on paper?,How come you have a house at 23?,"Because I chose to buy one? I'm sorry, I don't fully understand the question."
8808,How come you have a house at 23?,"Because I chose to buy one? I'm sorry, I don't fully understand the question.",I mean what is your job that allows you to afford it at such a young age?
8809,"Because I chose to buy one? I'm sorry, I don't fully understand the question.",I mean what is your job that allows you to afford it at such a young age?,"Oh, gotcha. I'm a nurse."
8810,I mean what is your job that allows you to afford it at such a young age?,"Oh, gotcha. I'm a nurse.",how come you had the deposit at 22?
8811,"Oh, gotcha. I'm a nurse.",how come you had the deposit at 22?,I graduated young (I was just turning 21) and was very frugal with my money. 
8812,how come you had the deposit at 22?,I graduated young (I was just turning 21) and was very frugal with my money. ,cuck
8813,Anyone else sometimes feel lonely despite having a good life on paper?,Where are you 23 and can afford a house? ,Northern Ontario (Canada).
8814,Where are you 23 and can afford a house? ,Northern Ontario (Canada).,"Damn I've always wanted to move to northern Canada, maybe this is that push I need"
8815,Reverse AMA,bring it I guess,least favorite song? what would you change to make it better?
8816,bring it I guess,least favorite song? what would you change to make it better?,don't really know what I would say is my least favourite so not sure how to fix it
8817,Reverse AMA,"Now **this** is a great idea, OP! Ask away, but I'm super-boring.",Is your flair a mewithoutYou reference?
8818,"Now **this** is a great idea, OP! Ask away, but I'm super-boring.",Is your flair a mewithoutYou reference?,"Nah, but thanks for pointing me in the direction of this band. They seem more than okay. :)"
8819,Reverse AMA,Oki? ,What do you think of the game Hearthstone?
8820,Oki? ,What do you think of the game Hearthstone?,I tried to play it but it seems like a simplified magic the Gathering for me. 
8821,Reverse AMA,Ask me anything pls,What is your most fun or crazy political idea?
8822,Ask me anything pls,What is your most fun or crazy political idea?,Oh man. We should abolish all currency and go back to trading. I wouldn't mind that.
8823,What is your most fun or crazy political idea?,Oh man. We should abolish all currency and go back to trading. I wouldn't mind that.,Hahahaha how do you see that working?
8824,Reverse AMA,Ask anything and everything please! I love sharing ,What was your first meme?
8825,Ask anything and everything please! I love sharing ,What was your first meme?,As in the first one I saw? Or the first one I made?
8826,What was your first meme?,As in the first one I saw? Or the first one I made?,Why not both 
8827,Reverse AMA,Ask anything and everything please! I love sharing ,What is your favorite strand?
8828,Ask anything and everything please! I love sharing ,What is your favorite strand?,Strand of what? I'm sorry I'm drawing a blank here 
8829,Reverse AMA,I'm drunk as fuck. Ask me anything under the sun please ,What is the best/most glorious thing you have done while being drunk?
8830,I'm drunk as fuck. Ask me anything under the sun please ,What is the best/most glorious thing you have done while being drunk?,I km don't know but I'm probably that drunk now and I'm in my bed. But I want to be 
8831,What is the best/most glorious thing you have done while being drunk?,I km don't know but I'm probably that drunk now and I'm in my bed. But I want to be ,You don't have a story of a past time to regal me with?
8832,Reverse AMA,Sure I'm feeling talkative ,What's an uncommon combination you really enjoy?
8833,Sure I'm feeling talkative ,What's an uncommon combination you really enjoy?,I like salsa on my cheese toast 
8834,What's an uncommon combination you really enjoy?,I like salsa on my cheese toast ,Hmm what kind of cheese? That is the make or break for me on this 
8835,I like salsa on my cheese toast ,Hmm what kind of cheese? That is the make or break for me on this ,"I typically go with a sharper cheese. Swiss, white cheddar, parm "
8836,Hmm what kind of cheese? That is the make or break for me on this ,"I typically go with a sharper cheese. Swiss, white cheddar, parm ",I've never heard of this but it actually sounds kinda good. What kind of toast is it on?
8837,"I typically go with a sharper cheese. Swiss, white cheddar, parm ",I've never heard of this but it actually sounds kinda good. What kind of toast is it on?,Any sort of bread honestly.  I love sourdough but I'm on that $1 bread budget 
8838,I've never heard of this but it actually sounds kinda good. What kind of toast is it on?,Any sort of bread honestly.  I love sourdough but I'm on that $1 bread budget ,I might try this now. Thanks for the idea! 
8839,Any sort of bread honestly.  I love sourdough but I'm on that $1 bread budget ,I might try this now. Thanks for the idea! ,Enjoy!  
8840,Reverse AMA,Ask away,I feel like it is obligatory to ask: How often are you actually PMed lesbian girls?
8841,Ask away,I feel like it is obligatory to ask: How often are you actually PMed lesbian girls?,Not often enough
8842,I feel like it is obligatory to ask: How often are you actually PMed lesbian girls?,Not often enough,"Hahaha of course.

What question do you love being asked?"
8843,Reverse AMA,Yo. Hit me with a weird question. Something nonsensical. Anything at all!,What's a slunk?
8844,Yo. Hit me with a weird question. Something nonsensical. Anything at all!,What's a slunk?,A stillborn calf.
8845,What's a slunk?,A stillborn calf.,Huh... Not sure what I was expecting but fair enough.
8846,A stillborn calf.,Huh... Not sure what I was expecting but fair enough.,"My username is a line from a Buckethead song, since that probably made you wonder even more. Lol"
8847,Huh... Not sure what I was expecting but fair enough.,"My username is a line from a Buckethead song, since that probably made you wonder even more. Lol",Yeah it certainly raised far more questions but that makes a little more sense.
8848,Reverse AMA,This is a great idea! AMA!,Do you have any favorite stand up comedians? 
8849,This is a great idea! AMA!,Do you have any favorite stand up comedians? ,"Bill Burr, Louis CK, and AIB (Indian comedy group). What about you?"
8850,Do you have any favorite stand up comedians? ,"Bill Burr, Louis CK, and AIB (Indian comedy group). What about you?","Mike Birbiglia, Neal Brennen, and Bill Burr.

What do you love most about stand up?"
8851,Reverse AMA,Bring it,What is the best advice you have ever given or received?
8852,Bring it,What is the best advice you have ever given or received?,You can't change what people are going to so until they want to change themselves.
8853,What is the best advice you have ever given or received?,You can't change what people are going to so until they want to change themselves.,That can be hard to keep in perspective :) how did you learn it?
8854,You can't change what people are going to so until they want to change themselves.,That can be hard to keep in perspective :) how did you learn it?,Work mostly
8855,That can be hard to keep in perspective :) how did you learn it?,Work mostly,What do you do for work?
8856,Work mostly,What do you do for work?,Nurse
8857,Reverse AMA,Cool..bring it...do your worst ;),What is something you have never told your friends?
8858,Cool..bring it...do your worst ;),What is something you have never told your friends?,That I think their mom is really hot
8859,Reverse AMA,"If you're still here, hit me up sen3.14.",sen3.14?
8860,"If you're still here, hit me up sen3.14.",sen3.14?,"Say it out loud, senpai."
8861,sen3.14?,"Say it out loud, senpai.",Hahahah ohhh I thought it might be a trig joke. I over thought it!
8862,Reverse AMA,Hit me,"You can have dinner with any person ever, who do you pick?"
8863,Hit me,"You can have dinner with any person ever, who do you pick?",Definitely Christopher Lee. The acting and war stories would make my fanboy head explode
8864,Reverse AMA,Ask away,"What's *your* favourite sausage, guy?"
8865,Ask away,"What's *your* favourite sausage, guy?",Lorne
8866,Reverse AMA,I'm bored on a car trip right now. AMA,Try looking out the window! Have you seen anything intriguing on your trip so far?
8867,I'm bored on a car trip right now. AMA,Try looking out the window! Have you seen anything intriguing on your trip so far?,I've seen the 1000 islands and Niagara falls!
8868,Try looking out the window! Have you seen anything intriguing on your trip so far?,I've seen the 1000 islands and Niagara falls!,Well that's fantastic!!!! Safe travels :)
8869,I've seen the 1000 islands and Niagara falls!,Well that's fantastic!!!! Safe travels :),Thank you!
8870,Reverse AMA,Bring it on,What place have you visited that's made you feel most at peace? 
8871,Bring it on,What place have you visited that's made you feel most at peace? ,The library I guess whenever I'm at library or a bookstore I just feel good and calm. 
8872,What are you doing tonight?,That sounds so relaxing. I'm drinking lemonade and watching old detective TV shows with my mom. ,Perry Mason? Murder She Wrote? Colombo?
8873,That sounds so relaxing. I'm drinking lemonade and watching old detective TV shows with my mom. ,Perry Mason? Murder She Wrote? Colombo?,Columbo right now. Murder She Wrote is on next! 
8874,Perry Mason? Murder She Wrote? Colombo?,Columbo right now. Murder She Wrote is on next! ,Sweeeeeeet
8875,What are you doing tonight?,Packing for my college orientation ,Both exciting and nerve wracking I bet. What are you taking in college?
8876,Packing for my college orientation ,Both exciting and nerve wracking I bet. What are you taking in college?,Psychology as of now :)
8877,Let's play a game...,When was the last time you had a dessert?,today at like 2 a.m 
8878,When was the last time you had a dessert?,today at like 2 a.m ,Oh goodness...
8879,Let's play a game...,How do you like to prepare your meat for dinner? ,rub it down with garlic and plenty of salt and slap that bad boy in the oven 
8880,How do you like to prepare your meat for dinner? ,rub it down with garlic and plenty of salt and slap that bad boy in the oven ,That's how my girlfriend likes me to get ready too.
8881,Let's play a game...,What was your first pet?,never had one 
8882,What was your first pet?,never had one ,"I'm leaving this as is to say sorry, pets are dope "
8883,never had one ,"I'm leaving this as is to say sorry, pets are dope ",my apartment doesn't allow them feelsbadman
8884,"I'm leaving this as is to say sorry, pets are dope ",my apartment doesn't allow them feelsbadman,:(
8885,I really need a friend right now,are ya High mate?,I fucking wish 
8886,are ya High mate?,I fucking wish ,any favs?
8887,are ya High mate?,I fucking wish ,what was the last 5 songs u been listening?
8888,I fucking wish ,what was the last 5 songs u been listening?,The soundtrack to the Book of Mormon. My faves are Two by Two and Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
8889,what was the last 5 songs u been listening?,The soundtrack to the Book of Mormon. My faves are Two by Two and Spooky Mormon Hell Dream,what's Mormon? band?
8890,The soundtrack to the Book of Mormon. My faves are Two by Two and Spooky Mormon Hell Dream,what's Mormon? band?,Broadway musical (hence the username) 
8891,I really need a friend right now,are ya High mate?,What high causes this? I would not like that high
8892,are ya High mate?,What high causes this? I would not like that high,sup mate
8893,What high causes this? I would not like that high,sup mate,"Oh uh, I just woke up! At 2 lol. What's up with you?"
8894,sup mate,"Oh uh, I just woke up! At 2 lol. What's up with you?",already gone past my sleep time.
8895,"Oh uh, I just woke up! At 2 lol. What's up with you?",already gone past my sleep time.,How far past it?
8896,I really need a friend right now,If you need some fatherly/uncle advice: fire away!,where is Vancouver?
8897,If you need some fatherly/uncle advice: fire away!,where is Vancouver?,Seriously? West coast of Canada
8898,where is Vancouver?,Seriously? West coast of Canada,"yeah, mate. for obvious reasons ofcourse."
8899,Seriously? West coast of Canada,"yeah, mate. for obvious reasons ofcourse.",What
8900,I really need a friend right now,"Hey, I'm here if you need someone to talk to.  ",hi.
8901,"Hey, I'm here if you need someone to talk to.  ",hi.,Hey there
8902,hi.,Hey there,what can you cook?
8903,Hey there,what can you cook?,I can cook deer!
8904,what can you cook?,I can cook deer!,what? how do you get deer? u live near forest?
8905,"Hey, I'm here if you need someone to talk to.  ",hi.,"just want to say I love your username, that's all."
8906,What should I binge watch?,Psych is the best show on TV. In my opinion.,did you know they are making a movie? 😱 so excited!
8907,Psych is the best show on TV. In my opinion.,did you know they are making a movie? 😱 so excited!,I saw that too!  That show was so well done.
8908,Psych is the best show on TV. In my opinion.,did you know they are making a movie? 😱 so excited!,What! I must watch this as soon as possible.
8909,What should I binge watch?,Are you me? I love so many of those shows!,Stop talking to yourself! They make medicine for that you know...
8910,Are you me? I love so many of those shows!,Stop talking to yourself! They make medicine for that you know...,Oh damn. This was suppose to be a comment reply 
8911,What's your favorite breakfast?,Oatmeal. I love oatmeal.,Same here! Do you add raisins or other fruits? 
8912,Oatmeal. I love oatmeal.,Same here! Do you add raisins or other fruits? ,I get the apple cinnamon instant oatmeal. 
8913,What's your favorite breakfast?,"Rice with sweet pork and sunny side up. Yes, It's indeed a greasy Filipino breakfast ❤",You made me really hungry 
8914,"Rice with sweet pork and sunny side up. Yes, It's indeed a greasy Filipino breakfast ❤",You made me really hungry ,Hahahaha!! Go and grab a plate! 😂
8915,What's your favorite breakfast?,"Rice with sweet pork and sunny side up. Yes, It's indeed a greasy Filipino breakfast ❤",Hello!
8916,"Rice with sweet pork and sunny side up. Yes, It's indeed a greasy Filipino breakfast ❤",Hello!,Hello!
8917,What's your favorite breakfast?,Soft boiled eggs and soldiers all the way.,"Are ""soldiers"" bacon? I'm not familiar with this term!"
8918,Soft boiled eggs and soldiers all the way.,"Are ""soldiers"" bacon? I'm not familiar with this term!",Soldiers are like half inch sliced bread that you dunk into your yoke. It's really good!
8919,"Are ""soldiers"" bacon? I'm not familiar with this term!",Soldiers are like half inch sliced bread that you dunk into your yoke. It's really good!,Oooooh I'm down with that. Where are you from? This sounds regional.
8920,Soldiers are like half inch sliced bread that you dunk into your yoke. It's really good!,Oooooh I'm down with that. Where are you from? This sounds regional.,Central Europe. It's mainly a Euro thing I guess lol. 
8921,Oooooh I'm down with that. Where are you from? This sounds regional.,Central Europe. It's mainly a Euro thing I guess lol. ,"mmmmm ALL OF YOU know what to do with bread. America lives in terrible, terrible bread-ignorance"
8922,What's your favorite breakfast?,"Workdays: either a breakfast sandwich or oatmeal.

Weekends: French toast or ham n eggs.","Mmm, these sound good! And I LOVE your city, by the way."
8923,"Workdays: either a breakfast sandwich or oatmeal.

Weekends: French toast or ham n eggs.","Mmm, these sound good! And I LOVE your city, by the way.",Do you get up here often?
8924,Hopefully this is really 'The Friendlier Part of Reddit',Don't talk to me or my son ever again,Who are you?
8925,Don't talk to me or my son ever again,Who are you?,Me
8926,Who are you?,Me,What? I don't know who you are?
8927,Me,What? I don't know who you are?,Or my son.
8928,What? I don't know who you are?,Or my son.,Who is your son?
8929,Or my son.,Who is your son?,Ever Again
8930,Who is your son?,Ever Again,What are you talking about?
8931,Ever Again,What are you talking about?,"My son, Ever."
8932,What are you talking about?,"My son, Ever.",I don't know who you or your son are.
8933,"My son, Ever.",I don't know who you or your son are.,Good. 
8934,I don't know who you or your son are.,Good. ,...
8935,Good. ,...,What a play!
8936,Hopefully this is really 'The Friendlier Part of Reddit',I felt like I should help you get your karma back up. Enjoy 1 post karma and 27 comment karma.,Thank you so much man! You're an awesome person! Have a great day!
8937,I felt like I should help you get your karma back up. Enjoy 1 post karma and 27 comment karma.,Thank you so much man! You're an awesome person! Have a great day!,Oh thank you! I try to be friendly to cover up the void inside of me
8938,Thank you so much man! You're an awesome person! Have a great day!,Oh thank you! I try to be friendly to cover up the void inside of me,Well your an awesome person!
8939,Oh thank you! I try to be friendly to cover up the void inside of me,Well your an awesome person!,Thanks!
8940,Well your an awesome person!,Thanks!,No problem!
8941,Thanks!,No problem!,One last thing: doot doot
8942,Hopefully this is really 'The Friendlier Part of Reddit',"Causal conversation is where I go when I am running low, every one here is amazing","Yeah, this place is awesome."
8943,"Causal conversation is where I go when I am running low, every one here is amazing","Yeah, this place is awesome.",makes me think I have friends XD
8944,How's your morning so far. (If it has even started yet),I'm extremely tired but I'm looking forward to eating cookies tonight :),Oooh are they gonna be home made. I haven't baked cookies in so long.
8945,I'm extremely tired but I'm looking forward to eating cookies tonight :),Oooh are they gonna be home made. I haven't baked cookies in so long.,They sadly aren't homemade but they're Danish Butter cookies and they seem delicious as heck!
8946,Oooh are they gonna be home made. I haven't baked cookies in so long.,They sadly aren't homemade but they're Danish Butter cookies and they seem delicious as heck!,"That sounds like a good time dude, gobble up one of those for me please."
8947,They sadly aren't homemade but they're Danish Butter cookies and they seem delicious as heck!,"That sounds like a good time dude, gobble up one of those for me please.",Definitely ;)
8948,"I'm up at five in the morning because I'm too excited to sleep. Why are you up at five in the morning if you're in the eastern USA? If not, where are you? And why are you awake?","330am here,  friend is having some serious problems and just talking to them about it",you a good friend. stick with it.  it almost never doesn't help to have someone listen.
8949,"330am here,  friend is having some serious problems and just talking to them about it",you a good friend. stick with it.  it almost never doesn't help to have someone listen.,Yeah shes going through a rough patch.  How's ur night? 
8950,you a good friend. stick with it.  it almost never doesn't help to have someone listen.,Yeah shes going through a rough patch.  How's ur night? ,i slept like a log until the rain started. 
8951,Yeah shes going through a rough patch.  How's ur night? ,i slept like a log until the rain started. ,What! I love listening to the rain.  Makes everything so peaceful 
8952,"I'm up at five in the morning because I'm too excited to sleep. Why are you up at five in the morning if you're in the eastern USA? If not, where are you? And why are you awake?",I'm in Manila and just waiting for a concert to start,who's playing?
8953,I'm in Manila and just waiting for a concert to start,who's playing?,The Maine!!!
8954,"I've got a 10 (or more!) hour car ride ahead of me, let's talk!",Road trip? Where to and where from?,"We're headed from our house in Pittsburgh to a cabin near Green bay, WI!"
8955,Road trip? Where to and where from?,"We're headed from our house in Pittsburgh to a cabin near Green bay, WI!","A cabin in the woods, by any chance? Sounds like the perfect setting for a horror film."
8956,"We're headed from our house in Pittsburgh to a cabin near Green bay, WI!","A cabin in the woods, by any chance? Sounds like the perfect setting for a horror film.","Yeah, hahaha, it probably is. No neighbors for miles."
8957,What are you doing for your Friday night reddit?,Sitting in a bar currently flirting with a bartender...the rest we shall see.,"Good luck, keep us posted."
8958,Sitting in a bar currently flirting with a bartender...the rest we shall see.,"Good luck, keep us posted.","Well she's single and not making ""typical bartender talk"" so things are looking up. Thanks!"
8959,"Good luck, keep us posted.","Well she's single and not making ""typical bartender talk"" so things are looking up. Thanks!",Good luck!
8960,"Good luck, keep us posted.","Well she's single and not making ""typical bartender talk"" so things are looking up. Thanks!",Update?
8961,What are you doing for your Friday night reddit?,Staying at home like always.,Why do you always stay home?
8962,Staying at home like always.,Why do you always stay home?,Don't have a car and the area I live in isn't very good during the night. 
8963,Why do you always stay home?,Don't have a car and the area I live in isn't very good during the night. ,That's too bad. You don't have anyone who can drive you?
8964,Don't have a car and the area I live in isn't very good during the night. ,That's too bad. You don't have anyone who can drive you?,Thanks for understanding and not for the moment.
8965,That's too bad. You don't have anyone who can drive you?,Thanks for understanding and not for the moment.,"No prob, doing anything specific tonight?"
8966,Thanks for understanding and not for the moment.,"No prob, doing anything specific tonight?","Mostly just playing games, web surfing and watching tv."
8967,What are you doing for your Friday night reddit?,I'm home. Working. Yeah..,Why are you working on friday night?
8968,I'm home. Working. Yeah..,Why are you working on friday night?,Need to turn in some reports tomorrow. Fun times!
8969,Why are you working on friday night?,Need to turn in some reports tomorrow. Fun times!,"Ah yuck, sorry to hear that"
8970,What are you doing for your Friday night reddit?,This paper is due on Sunday. Finals weak lol ,"Ah damn, bummer. What class is it?"
8971,This paper is due on Sunday. Finals weak lol ,"Ah damn, bummer. What class is it?",It's a class about lifespans. Boring stuff
8972,"Ah damn, bummer. What class is it?",It's a class about lifespans. Boring stuff,Hmm didn't think classes about that kind of stuff existed
8973,What are you doing for your Friday night reddit?,I am writing poems. I might write another one...,What are your poems about?
8974,I am writing poems. I might write another one...,What are your poems about?,"My poems are about my life, and from that, I wanted to uplift people :)"
8975,What are your poems about?,"My poems are about my life, and from that, I wanted to uplift people :)",That's nice! Do you post them on reddit?
8976,"My poems are about my life, and from that, I wanted to uplift people :)",That's nice! Do you post them on reddit?,"Some of them, but I am not that skilled to do that often :("
8977,That's nice! Do you post them on reddit?,"Some of them, but I am not that skilled to do that often :(",How long have you been writing?
8978,"Some of them, but I am not that skilled to do that often :(",How long have you been writing?,For two years.
8979,"I am 5' 8"", I consider I am in the limit between tall and short, how tall are you, casual people?",I'm just under 5'.  Very firmly in the Short camp.  ,"Same. I'm a solid 4'11"" "
8980,I'm just under 5'.  Very firmly in the Short camp.  ,"Same. I'm a solid 4'11"" ","I'm like 4'11 1/2"".  That half matters, I can round up.  "
8981,"Same. I'm a solid 4'11"" ","I'm like 4'11 1/2"".  That half matters, I can round up.  ",Oh haha that's me too but that's just too many 1s lol. And they don't include it on my license 
8982,"I'm like 4'11 1/2"".  That half matters, I can round up.  ",Oh haha that's me too but that's just too many 1s lol. And they don't include it on my license ,"My license they just rounded up, so it says 5'.  "
8983,"Same. I'm a solid 4'11"" ","I'm like 4'11 1/2"".  That half matters, I can round up.  ","Me too! When I want to make a point that I'm short, I say I'm 4'11"", but generally I say I'm 5'"
8984,"I am 5' 8"", I consider I am in the limit between tall and short, how tall are you, casual people?","174cm. Convert it to your heathen units yourself, but I dare say (and hope) that I'm average.",Depends on the gender!
8985,"174cm. Convert it to your heathen units yourself, but I dare say (and hope) that I'm average.",Depends on the gender!,"\*fondles boobs\*

Oh wait, there's nothing there. Guess I'm a guy :D"
8986,"I am 5' 8"", I consider I am in the limit between tall and short, how tall are you, casual people?","I'm 176cm 5'9"", which is on the taller end for a woman.  ",High Five fellow tall lady :D 5'11 here
8987,"I'm 176cm 5'9"", which is on the taller end for a woman.  ",High Five fellow tall lady :D 5'11 here,Lets take over the world!
8988,High Five fellow tall lady :D 5'11 here,Lets take over the world!,I'm an Amazon warrior anyway xD Let's do it!
8989,Lets take over the world!,I'm an Amazon warrior anyway xD Let's do it!,Do you need an offsider? :)
8990,I'm an Amazon warrior anyway xD Let's do it!,Do you need an offsider? :),I'd be glad! Your height definitely qualifies you ;)
8991,Do you need an offsider? :),I'd be glad! Your height definitely qualifies you ;),I can run fast!  But I'm not much use with a bow and arrow I'm afraid :)
8992,I'd be glad! Your height definitely qualifies you ;),I can run fast!  But I'm not much use with a bow and arrow I'm afraid :),Spear and shield would work too \^\^ Or a battle-axe
8993,I can run fast!  But I'm not much use with a bow and arrow I'm afraid :),Spear and shield would work too \^\^ Or a battle-axe,You have my axe!
8994,Spear and shield would work too \^\^ Or a battle-axe,You have my axe!,Hehe \^\^
8995,"I am 5' 8"", I consider I am in the limit between tall and short, how tall are you, casual people?",I'm 181cm *(5'11 to 6'0)*. Central European woman \^\^,Pretty tall :P
8996,I'm 181cm *(5'11 to 6'0)*. Central European woman \^\^,Pretty tall :P,"Perfect for being a stereotypical Dutch/German/Scandinavian, Amazon warrior, model."
8997,"English is not my first language and I just learned that porcupines and concubines are, in fact, not the same thing.",English is my first language and I just learned Concubine is a word ,We live and we learn I guess
8998,English is my first language and I just learned Concubine is a word ,We live and we learn I guess,Thanks for helping me do so!
8999,We live and we learn I guess,Thanks for helping me do so!,"It's nothing, son. 
(don't mind me, I tend to call people son. I even call my dog son.) "
9000,Thanks for helping me do so!,"It's nothing, son. 
(don't mind me, I tend to call people son. I even call my dog son.) ","Not gonna lie, some people probably don't like that too much "
9001,"It's nothing, son. 
(don't mind me, I tend to call people son. I even call my dog son.) ","Not gonna lie, some people probably don't like that too much ",I realize and I apologize. 
9002,"English is not my first language and I just learned that porcupines and concubines are, in fact, not the same thing.",I thought Mormon and morbid were the same until I was 12. ,"As a kid I always read it as ""mormom"" and i thought it was talking about moron moms..."
9003,I thought Mormon and morbid were the same until I was 12. ,"As a kid I always read it as ""mormom"" and i thought it was talking about moron moms...","More moms!
More moms!"
9004,"English is not my first language and I just learned that porcupines and concubines are, in fact, not the same thing.",But a porcupine concubine could be a thing ya know ?,I DON'T WANT IT TO BE A THING 
9005,But a porcupine concubine could be a thing ya know ?,I DON'T WANT IT TO BE A THING ,Too late it's already in your head.
9006,I DON'T WANT IT TO BE A THING ,Too late it's already in your head.,NOOOOOOO
9007,"English is not my first language and I just learned that porcupines and concubines are, in fact, not the same thing.",Maybe plethora you were getting confused with poinsettia?,"Nah, my mental image for a plethora plant looked more like a ficus. "
9008,Maybe plethora you were getting confused with poinsettia?,"Nah, my mental image for a plethora plant looked more like a ficus. ",It really does sound like the name of a plant!
9009,"English is not my first language and I just learned that porcupines and concubines are, in fact, not the same thing.",I learnt relatively recently that Arkansas is not pronounced Ar-Kansas.,I refuse to believe that. Damn Americans! 
9010,I learnt relatively recently that Arkansas is not pronounced Ar-Kansas.,I refuse to believe that. Damn Americans! ,"I have a few friends there, they pronounce it Ar-can-saw"
9011,I refuse to believe that. Damn Americans! ,"I have a few friends there, they pronounce it Ar-can-saw",I know and I don't get the logic. The hell do you mean it's not Ar-Kansas? 
9012,"I have a few friends there, they pronounce it Ar-can-saw",I know and I don't get the logic. The hell do you mean it's not Ar-Kansas? ,Nobody knows it just is
9013,"I have a few friends there, they pronounce it Ar-can-saw",I know and I don't get the logic. The hell do you mean it's not Ar-Kansas? ,I have no idea how that makes sense I just know it's how the natives pronounce it. 
9014,"English is not my first language and I just learned that porcupines and concubines are, in fact, not the same thing.",I used to think Leopard is pronounced like Leo-pard,...It's not? 
9015,I used to think Leopard is pronounced like Leo-pard,...It's not? ,"""Lepp-uhd""."
9016,I used to think Leopard is pronounced like Leo-pard,...It's not? ,The o is mostly silent so instead of Lee-o-pard it's more like Le-perd
9017,...It's not? ,The o is mostly silent so instead of Lee-o-pard it's more like Le-perd,"Oh, I see. Thank you! "
9018,...It's not? ,The o is mostly silent so instead of Lee-o-pard it's more like Le-perd,"Very much like ""shepherd""."
9019,"Friday night Truth or dare, let's play together",Truth ,Tell us something about yourself that you always hide it from public
9020,Truth ,Tell us something about yourself that you always hide it from public,I have a Reddit account. 😂😂😂
9021,Tell us something about yourself that you always hide it from public,I have a Reddit account. 😂😂😂,Smart 😂😂
9022,"Friday night Truth or dare, let's play together",Truth! ,As a child what did you want to be?
9023,Truth! ,As a child what did you want to be?,An astronaut :) I wanted to be the first person to go to Pluto. 
9024,As a child what did you want to be?,An astronaut :) I wanted to be the first person to go to Pluto. ,"Space, I wanted do go to space too"
9025,"Friday night Truth or dare, let's play together",Keep it SFW please. And be mindful of the personal information you share. ,"Sure, I'll remove the nsfw tag"
9026,Keep it SFW please. And be mindful of the personal information you share. ,"Sure, I'll remove the nsfw tag","I already did, thanks!"
9027,"Friday night Truth or dare, let's play together",Truth! ,Your first fictional crush 😉?
9028,Truth! ,Your first fictional crush 😉?,"Tarzan.  From the Disney movie.  

Truth or dare? "
9029,Your first fictional crush 😉?,"Tarzan.  From the Disney movie.  

Truth or dare? ",Truth
9030,"Friday night Truth or dare, let's play together",Dare.,Put a ton of dill on the next meal you eat.
9031,Dare.,Put a ton of dill on the next meal you eat.,Alrighty. Will do.
9032,Put a ton of dill on the next meal you eat.,Alrighty. Will do.,Update later with the kind of meal it was and how you liked it plz
9033,"Friday night Truth or dare, let's play together",I'm in.,Truth or Dare?
9034,I'm in.,Truth or Dare?,Truth!
9035,Truth or Dare?,Truth!,What is the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?
9036,"Friday night Truth or dare, let's play together",Truth,What's you embarrassing moment in recent times?
9037,Truth,What's you embarrassing moment in recent times?,I slipped on what felt like literal nothing in front of a coworker and a customer.
9038,What's you embarrassing moment in recent times?,I slipped on what felt like literal nothing in front of a coworker and a customer.,Anyone saw you ?
9039,I slipped on what felt like literal nothing in front of a coworker and a customer.,Anyone saw you ?,The coworker and customer.
9040,"Friday night Truth or dare, let's play together",Dare,Wear an inside out shirt tomorrow for the whole day.
9041,Dare,Wear an inside out shirt tomorrow for the whole day.,"Oh god, Im going to a party tomorrow. I guess Ill wear a simple white T"
9042,I sincerely care for every single one of you,I didn't do anything at all and I feel bad about spending so much time online,I'm glad you are online. How else would I get to talk to you?
9043,I didn't do anything at all and I feel bad about spending so much time online,I'm glad you are online. How else would I get to talk to you?,Aww /r/wholesomememes
9044,"I'm up to 104,000 words on a romance novel i've been writing. Are you working on any writing projects?",Nice! :3 I'm writing a visual novel.,What's it about?
9045,Nice! :3 I'm writing a visual novel.,What's it about?,"Mine is also about romance, but the main character is a dancer."
9046,"I'm up to 104,000 words on a romance novel i've been writing. Are you working on any writing projects?",I'm on my final revision of my tinder bio,What's the rough draft looking like?
9047,I'm on my final revision of my tinder bio,What's the rough draft looking like?,"97% -rotten tomatoes 
8.1 - IMDb 
We hate him - doctors across the world "
9048,What's the rough draft looking like?,"97% -rotten tomatoes 
8.1 - IMDb 
We hate him - doctors across the world ",I love it. I think you're gold for the final revision.
9049,"97% -rotten tomatoes 
8.1 - IMDb 
We hate him - doctors across the world ",I love it. I think you're gold for the final revision.,Ty!
9050,It's my 21st birthday today!,You're still sober enough to type? :P,Can't be slammered all day if you don't start in the morning
9051,You're still sober enough to type? :P,Can't be slammered all day if you don't start in the morning,But be responsible: nothing stronger than gin before breakfast
9052,Can't be slammered all day if you don't start in the morning,But be responsible: nothing stronger than gin before breakfast,Real LPT is always in the comments
9053,But be responsible: nothing stronger than gin before breakfast,Real LPT is always in the comments,Start off with Baileys in your coffee.  
9054,Real LPT is always in the comments,Start off with Baileys in your coffee.  ,Talking my language 
9055,Start off with Baileys in your coffee.  ,Talking my language ,Boozelish?
9056,Talking my language ,Boozelish?,Alcoholeese
9057,Real LPT is always in the comments,Start off with Baileys in your coffee.  ,Then mimosas for breakfast!
9058,Start off with Baileys in your coffee.  ,Then mimosas for breakfast!,Yes Please .. and another for second breakfast.
9059,It's my 21st birthday today!,You're still sober enough to type? :P,Do you really not drink until you are 21 in th us? I've been drinking vodka since I was 14.
9060,You're still sober enough to type? :P,Do you really not drink until you are 21 in th us? I've been drinking vodka since I was 14.,Legally? Yes. Less than legally? I believe some people do....
9061,Do you really not drink until you are 21 in th us? I've been drinking vodka since I was 14.,Legally? Yes. Less than legally? I believe some people do....,"I mean, everyone here drinks before even being 16"
9062,Legally? Yes. Less than legally? I believe some people do....,"I mean, everyone here drinks before even being 16",I've heard of such activity down here too. May have observed it a time or two....*cough*
9063,It's my 21st birthday today!,"Happy birthday! 

I didn't think you could rent a car until 25! I guess they changed it up.","You can rent before 25, it just gets a lot cheaper when you're 25. "
9064,"Happy birthday! 

I didn't think you could rent a car until 25! I guess they changed it up.","You can rent before 25, it just gets a lot cheaper when you're 25. ",Never knew! 
9065,It's my 21st birthday today!,"Happy Birthday, today is my 22birthday lol",It's my 30th today! Lol. 
9066,"Happy Birthday, today is my 22birthday lol",It's my 30th today! Lol. ,Do you want a birthday card? :D
9067,It's my 30th today! Lol. ,Do you want a birthday card? :D,Maybe? Haven't gotten one yet today. 
9068,It's my 21st birthday today!,"Happy Birthday, today is my 22birthday lol",Happy birthday! Do you want a card?
9069,"Happy Birthday, today is my 22birthday lol",Happy birthday! Do you want a card?,"no need, already over. 
Thank you nonetheless :) "
9070,It's my 21st birthday today!,"Happy Birthday, today is my 22birthday lol",It's my 23rd today (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
9071,"Happy Birthday, today is my 22birthday lol",It's my 23rd today (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞,Ooh golden birthday! 
9072,It's my 23rd today (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞,Ooh golden birthday! ,Thank you! 
9073,It's my 21st birthday today!,HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Mine is tomorrow ;) ,"Holy shit man, mine is tomorrow as well. Turning 20 "
9074,HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Mine is tomorrow ;) ,"Holy shit man, mine is tomorrow as well. Turning 20 ","Yay!  Happy birthday, birthday twin :)"
9075,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",Whats happening folks! ,Not much! Trying my best to focus at work and it's not going well. How bout you?
9076,Whats happening folks! ,Not much! Trying my best to focus at work and it's not going well. How bout you?,"Living life to the max! Im at a coffee shop, enjoying the sun!"
9077,Not much! Trying my best to focus at work and it's not going well. How bout you?,"Living life to the max! Im at a coffee shop, enjoying the sun!",That sounds like a thoroughly pleasant friday. 
9078,Any other night owls that want to chat?,I would love to ,Is it night where you are? It's 4 pm now where I am. I'm always up to chat though
9079,I would love to ,Is it night where you are? It's 4 pm now where I am. I'm always up to chat though,It's 2:00 pm here.
9080,Is it night where you are? It's 4 pm now where I am. I'm always up to chat though,It's 2:00 pm here.,"So that would put you on the west coast of North America, right?"
9081,It's 2:00 pm here.,"So that would put you on the west coast of North America, right?",Yes.
9082,Any household chores that you actually like?,washing dishes.,omg could you please come take out the trash neither of us feel like it at the moment
9083,washing dishes.,omg could you please come take out the trash neither of us feel like it at the moment,neither of you??
9084,omg could you please come take out the trash neither of us feel like it at the moment,neither of you??,my fiancé and me. We're both too comfortable/tired. 
9085,neither of you??,my fiancé and me. We're both too comfortable/tired. ,haha
9086,my fiancé and me. We're both too comfortable/tired. ,haha,which was it I'm so curious now
9087,haha,which was it I'm so curious now,Which was what?
9088,which was it I'm so curious now,Which was what?,"I mean what did you mean by ""neither of you??"" I was just curious"
9089,Which was what?,"I mean what did you mean by ""neither of you??"" I was just curious",Like there's two of you.
9090,neither of you??,my fiancé and me. We're both too comfortable/tired. ,"Too bad you don't live on or around my block, today is garbage and recyclables!"
9091,Casuals - We're going on an imaginary camping trip....,How long are we going to be gone an where? I'll need to know for planning.,Overnight. From 3pm until Midday. We'll be camping wherever you like. 
9092,How long are we going to be gone an where? I'll need to know for planning.,Overnight. From 3pm until Midday. We'll be camping wherever you like. ,Bugspray/wasp trap
9093,Casuals - We're going on an imaginary camping trip....,"A corkscrew, wellington boots and a penknife! :&gt;)&gt;","Swiss army knifes are getting really fancy, these days."
9094,"A corkscrew, wellington boots and a penknife! :&gt;)&gt;","Swiss army knifes are getting really fancy, these days.","True, but they still don't keep your feet dry ;&gt;)&gt;"
9095,"Swiss army knifes are getting really fancy, these days.","True, but they still don't keep your feet dry ;&gt;)&gt;","Exactly, TheWoodBotherer. You were only allowed to bring one item."
9096,"True, but they still don't keep your feet dry ;&gt;)&gt;","Exactly, TheWoodBotherer. You were only allowed to bring one item.","Oh poo, sorry... I may have been drinking en route! :&gt;)&gt;"
9097,Casuals - We're going on an imaginary camping trip....,headlamps. I sound like a dork but I promise you wish you had one too,"It's not dorky - it's good, common sense."
9098,headlamps. I sound like a dork but I promise you wish you had one too,"It's not dorky - it's good, common sense.",they're hella convenient. 
9099,"It's not dorky - it's good, common sense.",they're hella convenient. ,"Agreed with you, 100%. "
9100,Anyone want to play truth or dare?,Truth me.,What's something you secretly do in private that most people would find really strange?
9101,Truth me.,What's something you secretly do in private that most people would find really strange?,"I guess this is kind of controversial around Reddit, but jack off to Facebook pictures."
9102,What's something you secretly do in private that most people would find really strange?,"I guess this is kind of controversial around Reddit, but jack off to Facebook pictures.",That's not really weird. Some fb pictures are hot. 
9103,"I guess this is kind of controversial around Reddit, but jack off to Facebook pictures.",That's not really weird. Some fb pictures are hot. ,Haha at least you agree. It's been a big debate on this site a couple times. 
9104,Anyone want to play truth or dare?,"Truth me, m8.",What's the most dangerous or risky thing you've ever done?
9105,"Truth me, m8.",What's the most dangerous or risky thing you've ever done?,Breaking into a school at night and messing with a bunch of shit with three other people. 
9106,Anyone want to play truth or dare?,Truth,"If you could teleport to any where on the planet, where would you go and why?"
9107,Truth,"If you could teleport to any where on the planet, where would you go and why?",Bottom of the ocean 
9108,Anyone want to play truth or dare?,Truth!,Do you believe in the paranormal? Why or why not?
9109,Truth!,Do you believe in the paranormal? Why or why not?,"Only in the dark. Better safe than sorry.

Truth or dare?"
9110,Do you believe in the paranormal? Why or why not?,"Only in the dark. Better safe than sorry.

Truth or dare?",Truth. 
9111,"Only in the dark. Better safe than sorry.

Truth or dare?",Truth. ,Who was your least favorite teacher and why?
9112,Anyone want to play truth or dare?,Truth Please.,What freaks you out more than anything?
9113,Truth Please.,What freaks you out more than anything?,"Well... Butterflies...  (Yes, It's ridiculous.)

Now you, Truth or Dare? "
9114,Anyone want to play truth or dare?,Truth.,What's your favorite obscure subreddit?
9115,Truth.,What's your favorite obscure subreddit?,Don't really have one lol 
9116,"If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?",Working for the Label Strange Music or being a successful artist manager myself,"Tech's label, cool.  Have you ever managed a band or artist before?"
9117,Working for the Label Strange Music or being a successful artist manager myself,"Tech's label, cool.  Have you ever managed a band or artist before?",What is your favourite song from Tech? :)
9118,"Tech's label, cool.  Have you ever managed a band or artist before?",What is your favourite song from Tech? :),This Ring is up there.  I like what he did with Potluck also: What We Are.
9119,"In one word,say what day you're having!",ehnottooshabby,Cheater
9120,ehnottooshabby,Cheater,fitemeirl
9121,Cheater,fitemeirl,Lets go right now
9122,fitemeirl,Lets go right now,letsgodudefitemeat1600pennsylvaniaavenue
9123,Lets go right now,letsgodudefitemeat1600pennsylvaniaavenue,XD 
9124,Do you have a catchphrase?,Thats pleanty!,I often hear my relatives tell this to each other during Thanksgiving!
9125,Thats pleanty!,I often hear my relatives tell this to each other during Thanksgiving!,Used in the same way?
9126,I often hear my relatives tell this to each other during Thanksgiving!,Used in the same way?,Probably talkin' about how we tend to give generous portions of Thanksgiving food
9127,Used in the same way?,Probably talkin' about how we tend to give generous portions of Thanksgiving food,"I use it as a kind way to say ""shut up"""
9128,Probably talkin' about how we tend to give generous portions of Thanksgiving food,"I use it as a kind way to say ""shut up""","Sure! Same intent, but more socially acceptable. That's cool!
"
9129,"I use it as a kind way to say ""shut up""","Sure! Same intent, but more socially acceptable. That's cool!
","If that doesn't work then it tends to just be ""fuck up ya dick!"" I say next"
9130,"Sure! Same intent, but more socially acceptable. That's cool!
","If that doesn't work then it tends to just be ""fuck up ya dick!"" I say next",You could use that in every day life and also in an action movie!
9131,"If that doesn't work then it tends to just be ""fuck up ya dick!"" I say next",You could use that in every day life and also in an action movie!,S'pose I could
9132,You could use that in every day life and also in an action movie!,S'pose I could,"If you were in an action movie, what would the title be?"
9133,S'pose I could,"If you were in an action movie, what would the title be?","Something like ""Square go"" or ""mon' then!"""
9134,"If you were in an action movie, what would the title be?","Something like ""Square go"" or ""mon' then!""",That's cool man. Would you portray yourself?
9135,"Something like ""Square go"" or ""mon' then!""",That's cool man. Would you portray yourself?,"Nah, am a shite actor. James McAvoy would play me."
9136,Do you have a catchphrase?,"Shitters

I hate grass

What in the heck?

Too much nature

Different but unique",Do you really dislike grass and nature?
9137,"Shitters

I hate grass

What in the heck?

Too much nature

Different but unique",Do you really dislike grass and nature?,"I hate grass, I really do! 

Nature is ok but I don't like grass."
9138,Do you really dislike grass and nature?,"I hate grass, I really do! 

Nature is ok but I don't like grass.","Oh, that's messed up! Why do you dislike grass?"
9139,"I hate grass, I really do! 

Nature is ok but I don't like grass.","Oh, that's messed up! Why do you dislike grass?",It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
9140,"Oh, that's messed up! Why do you dislike grass?",It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere,Yeah man. And you know grass stains? Those are so messed up!
9141,Do you have a catchphrase?,"I have a tendency to end most conversations with ""have fun"" regardless of the situation.","I admire this, bro. Have you ever used it in a situation where it is not appropriate?"
9142,"I have a tendency to end most conversations with ""have fun"" regardless of the situation.","I admire this, bro. Have you ever used it in a situation where it is not appropriate?","Yeah but usually with people that I know well, so they no how to take it."
9143,"I admire this, bro. Have you ever used it in a situation where it is not appropriate?","Yeah but usually with people that I know well, so they no how to take it.",That's cool man. I am glad you have a good social network!
9144,Do you have a catchphrase?,I don't have a catchphrase so much as facial mannerisms.,"Oh, like Spock's eyebrow raise?"
9145,I don't have a catchphrase so much as facial mannerisms.,"Oh, like Spock's eyebrow raise?",Yeah something like that.
9146,"Oh, like Spock's eyebrow raise?",Yeah something like that.,"Oh, that's messed up! What mannerisms have you got?"
9147,Do you have a catchphrase?,"""Don't worry. I am ninja.""","That's really unique, man! How did you come to that catchphrase?"
9148,"""Don't worry. I am ninja.""","That's really unique, man! How did you come to that catchphrase?","Randomly said it the other day, and I've stuck with it now hahaha."
9149,Does anyone else think Snapchat's new feature 'Snapmap' is creepy?,Yeah. I'm about ready to delete snapchat.,Why not just turn it off?
9150,Yeah. I'm about ready to delete snapchat.,Why not just turn it off?,"Sick of it anyway, but this is just icing on the cake."
9151,I'm at an airport. But which one?,Charles De Gaulle?,Nope
9152,Charles De Gaulle?,Nope,Chicago O'Hare?
9153,Nope,Chicago O'Hare?,No
9154,Chicago O'Hare?,No,Are you in the EU?
9155,No,Are you in the EU?,Yes
9156,Are you in the EU?,Yes,Are you in Germany?
9157,Yes,Are you in Germany?,No
9158,Are you in Germany?,No,"hmmm

Italy's Da Vinci airport?"
9159,No,"hmmm

Italy's Da Vinci airport?",No
9160,"hmmm

Italy's Da Vinci airport?",No,Exeter UK?
9161,No,Exeter UK?,No
9162,Exeter UK?,No,Spain?
9163,No,Spain?,No
9164,Spain?,No,"I'm so bad at guessing wtf

Belgium?"
9165,No,"I'm so bad at guessing wtf

Belgium?",No guess is a bad guess but no.
9166,"I'm so bad at guessing wtf

Belgium?",No guess is a bad guess but no.,goodness are you in the UK?
9167,No guess is a bad guess but no.,goodness are you in the UK?,Yes
9168,goodness are you in the UK?,Yes,Glasgow?
9169,Yes,Glasgow?,No
9170,Glasgow?,No,oh God not again hmm is it Cardiff?
9171,No,oh God not again hmm is it Cardiff?,No
9172,I'm at an airport. But which one?,No hints?,You can ask me questions.  Not where are you of course :)
9173,No hints?,You can ask me questions.  Not where are you of course :),What's the temperature and local time?
9174,You can ask me questions.  Not where are you of course :),What's the temperature and local time?,19C and it's 5.41pm
9175,I'm at an airport. But which one?,Which airline has the most gates?,Flybe 
9176,Which airline has the most gates?,Flybe ,DUB?
9177,Flybe ,DUB?,No
9178,I'm at an airport. But which one?,Manchester? ,No
9179,Manchester? ,No,Liverpool? 🤔 Is it in the North of the UK?
9180,I'm at an airport. But which one?,In England?,No
9181,In England?,No,Which sea is the closest to the airport?
9182,No,Which sea is the closest to the airport?,The Irish sea
9183,Which sea is the closest to the airport?,The Irish sea,Is the airport closer to Belfast or Edinburgh? Also I like this game!
9184,The Irish sea,Is the airport closer to Belfast or Edinburgh? Also I like this game!,It's closer to Belfast
9185,I'm at an airport. But which one?,What's the last letter of the airport code?,D
9186,What's the last letter of the airport code?,D,Belfast
9187,D,Belfast,I'm am in Belfast. Airport name please.
9188,Belfast,I'm am in Belfast. Airport name please.,George Best Belfast City Airport  (BHD)
9189,I'm am in Belfast. Airport name please.,George Best Belfast City Airport  (BHD),Correct
9190,I'm at an airport. But which one?,George Best Belfast airport,DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER
9191,George Best Belfast airport,DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER,Waiting for your 6pm flight to Birmingham?
9192,DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER,Waiting for your 6pm flight to Birmingham?,Nah going to manchester
9193,Waiting for your 6pm flight to Birmingham?,Nah going to manchester,Ah cool. Cheers!
9194,Let's play a game,What's your favorite animal?,Cookie cat!
9195,What's your favorite animal?,Cookie cat!,hahaha I suppose that counts.
9196,Cookie cat!,hahaha I suppose that counts.,The other contender was the baby gups 
9197,Let's play a game,If you had a free day to do anything you want and money isn't a restraint what would you do?,Maybe I should get another gun in case one gun gets frisky!
9198,If you had a free day to do anything you want and money isn't a restraint what would you do?,Maybe I should get another gun in case one gun gets frisky!,If you could have lunch with one famous person who would it be?
9199,Maybe I should get another gun in case one gun gets frisky!,If you could have lunch with one famous person who would it be?,"Brett Favre and Steph Curry are my top two for sure. 
"
9200,If you could have lunch with one famous person who would it be?,"Brett Favre and Steph Curry are my top two for sure. 
",... ummmm how big is your *you know*?
9201,"Brett Favre and Steph Curry are my top two for sure. 
",... ummmm how big is your *you know*?,Well aren't you cute! 
9202,Let's play a game,Can I give you a hug?,"Works on me, why not zombies?"
9203,Can I give you a hug?,"Works on me, why not zombies?","Because zombies don't like hugs, only brains"
9204,Let's play a game,"You can be a trusty sidekick to any character in any form of fiction, who would you choose?",Dwayne. As in Dwayne Johnson. Let's be real here - there's no other option. :D
9205,"You can be a trusty sidekick to any character in any form of fiction, who would you choose?",Dwayne. As in Dwayne Johnson. Let's be real here - there's no other option. :D,"I've walked into that one, haven't I? :D"
9206,Dwayne. As in Dwayne Johnson. Let's be real here - there's no other option. :D,"I've walked into that one, haven't I? :D",Yes haha there was a group of like 5 or 6 of these together but that was my favorite one
9207,Let's play a game,How's the weather over there?,Fuck it Dude let's go bowling.
9208,How's the weather over there?,Fuck it Dude let's go bowling.,"Woah, did not expect that one! 😂"
9209,Fuck it Dude let's go bowling.,"Woah, did not expect that one! 😂",Haha it took me a while to get to it
9210,Let's play a game,what should I make for dinner?,uh... a latex unitard? that doesn't seem safe.
9211,what should I make for dinner?,uh... a latex unitard? that doesn't seem safe.,mmmmm. delicious.
9212,Let's play a game,What's your favorite drink?,Yes
9213,What's your favorite drink?,Yes,Thank you
9214,Let's play a game,Why are we still here? Just to suffer?,I'm okay with that
9215,Why are we still here? Just to suffer?,I'm okay with that,Thanks
9216,Let's play a game,What is the coolest fact about you ?,"I actually really enjoyed the Bee Movie, for how terrible it was, I legit had fun watching it."
9217,What is the coolest fact about you ?,"I actually really enjoyed the Bee Movie, for how terrible it was, I legit had fun watching it.","Well done, now I regret posting that hahaha."
9218,"I actually really enjoyed the Bee Movie, for how terrible it was, I legit had fun watching it.","Well done, now I regret posting that hahaha.",Cat's out the bag 
9219,Let's play a game,What is your favorite color,Is it gay?
9220,What is your favorite color,Is it gay?,"Maybe?
(Is my post history really that gay?)"
9221,Is it gay?,"Maybe?
(Is my post history really that gay?)",I realized your the same user that comment on my Hamilton comment. God I'm helpless
9222,"Maybe?
(Is my post history really that gay?)",I realized your the same user that comment on my Hamilton comment. God I'm helpless,You will never be satisfied 
9223,I realized your the same user that comment on my Hamilton comment. God I'm helpless,You will never be satisfied ,Congratulations.
9224,You will never be satisfied ,Congratulations.,*never gonna be president now*
9225,Congratulations.,*never gonna be president now*,It's quite uptown 
9226,*never gonna be president now*,It's quite uptown ,I'm not here for you 
9227,Let's play a game,What's my best trait?,"Ed, Toast Connoisseur and Sex Master"
9228,What's my best trait?,"Ed, Toast Connoisseur and Sex Master",That's Ed's best traits. Not mine lol.
9229,"Ed, Toast Connoisseur and Sex Master",That's Ed's best traits. Not mine lol.,Your name could be Ed. Lol I don't know you
9230,That's Ed's best traits. Not mine lol.,Your name could be Ed. Lol I don't know you,It could be but it isn't haha.
9231,Let's play a game,What is the Greatest country on Earth?,"🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
🔥🔥🔥🔥"
9232,What is the Greatest country on Earth?,"🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
🔥🔥🔥🔥",Haha
9233,Let's play a game,Why did the chicken cross the road?,He has a GF?
9234,Why did the chicken cross the road?,He has a GF?,"Hahaha, you're good at this."
9235,He has a GF?,"Hahaha, you're good at this.",I try :)
9236,Let's play a game,Hows it going,"I feel like absolute shit right now. How's your day going


Applies in real life btw"
9237,Hows it going,"I feel like absolute shit right now. How's your day going


Applies in real life btw","What's bothering you ?

I'm doing not bad. "
9238,Let's play a game,Which musical would I like the best?,"I know it's apparently fairly common but I'll still never admit it to friends.
"
9239,Which musical would I like the best?,"I know it's apparently fairly common but I'll still never admit it to friends.
",Ahahahaha. Well played.
9240,"I know it's apparently fairly common but I'll still never admit it to friends.
",Ahahahaha. Well played.,Yours was really hard haha. It also super interesting
9241,Let's play a game,Why are you in this world,or are you....
9242,Why are you in this world,or are you....,Now I have to find that
9243,or are you....,Now I have to find that,It's pretty old haha
9244,Now I have to find that,It's pretty old haha,May I ask for context
9245,It's pretty old haha,May I ask for context,"r/tf2 ""you reposted in the wrong fortress"" is the post. 95 days ago"
9246,May I ask for context,"r/tf2 ""you reposted in the wrong fortress"" is the post. 95 days ago",Thanks
9247,Let's play a game,What's up?,"Seeing a theatre production, painting along with a Bob Ross video"
9248,What's up?,"Seeing a theatre production, painting along with a Bob Ross video",So did you enjoy it? It sure seemed like you did haha
9249,"Seeing a theatre production, painting along with a Bob Ross video",So did you enjoy it? It sure seemed like you did haha,Hey don't turn this shit around on me
9250,So did you enjoy it? It sure seemed like you did haha,Hey don't turn this shit around on me,I'm too drunk for this shit
9251,Hey don't turn this shit around on me,I'm too drunk for this shit,"And I'm about to start round 2. Now if you'll excuse me, there's a beer calling my name."
9252,"Dear friends, how do you like your coffee in the morning?","My coffee sings to me. ""Pour some sugar on me."" 

I oblige.","Just like my fiancee likes it! Her coffee is at least half sugar, half coffee at this point. "
9253,"My coffee sings to me. ""Pour some sugar on me."" 

I oblige.","Just like my fiancee likes it! Her coffee is at least half sugar, half coffee at this point. ",Haha I'm not that bad. Just a tip of the sugar and everyone is happy.
9254,"Dear friends, how do you like your coffee in the morning?",no milk no sugar.,As black and natural as it could be. I like it!
9255,no milk no sugar.,As black and natural as it could be. I like it!,I like my coffee as dark as the midnight sky on a moonless night. 
9256,"Dear friends, how do you like your coffee in the morning?",Most of the time I put hot chocolate in it. So yummy.,"I've tried that before, and it is very delicious! "
9257,Most of the time I put hot chocolate in it. So yummy.,"I've tried that before, and it is very delicious! ",It is! In the winter its my favorite way to drink coffee.
9258,"I've tried that before, and it is very delicious! ",It is! In the winter its my favorite way to drink coffee.,"Same! It doesn't seem appealing during any other season, but during the winter it's the best!"
9259,It is! In the winter its my favorite way to drink coffee.,"Same! It doesn't seem appealing during any other season, but during the winter it's the best!",It feels wrong drinking hot chocolate any other season.
9260,What are some of your best date ideas?,Escape rooms are awesome,None around here sigh
9261,Escape rooms are awesome,None around here sigh,Get sent to jail and try and escap together
9262,None around here sigh,Get sent to jail and try and escap together,This is a good suggestion
9263,None around here sigh,Get sent to jail and try and escap together,Great bonding experience 
9264,Get sent to jail and try and escap together,Great bonding experience ,Especially since you won't be bondable after
9265,"I just saw the latest transformers movie. It was, without a question, the worst movie ever. Have you ever felt like you have truly waisted time?","Dude maybe you would stop wasting time adding that ""i"" in *wasted"".

","Eh, give me a break. I was stoned. "
9266,"Dude maybe you would stop wasting time adding that ""i"" in *wasted"".

","Eh, give me a break. I was stoned. ",I mean... Aren't most of us on here?
9267,"Eh, give me a break. I was stoned. ",I mean... Aren't most of us on here?,Very true. It makes everything better. Except for Transformers. 
9268,I mean... Aren't most of us on here?,Very true. It makes everything better. Except for Transformers. ,"Maybe you shouldn't have gone stoned, maybe you should have went **wasted**"
9269,Very true. It makes everything better. Except for Transformers. ,"Maybe you shouldn't have gone stoned, maybe you should have went **wasted**","haha, nice. I'll try that next time. "
9270,"I just saw the latest transformers movie. It was, without a question, the worst movie ever. Have you ever felt like you have truly waisted time?","I've watched the first Twilight movie, so there's that...",Never seen any of those. 
9271,"I've watched the first Twilight movie, so there's that...",Never seen any of those. ,Count yourself lucky.
9272,Never seen any of those. ,Count yourself lucky.,You'll change your mind after you see Transformers. 
9273,Count yourself lucky.,You'll change your mind after you see Transformers. ,Is it as bad as the first two? Because then I don't wanna.
9274,I'm watching s field sobriety test from the comfort of my porch and it's kinda awesome.,Haha I love these edits. Niiice.,They're all gone now. Got to catch up with my cousin though! It's been a good day. 
9275,Haha I love these edits. Niiice.,They're all gone now. Got to catch up with my cousin though! It's been a good day. ,Glad to hear! Have a nice night!!!
9276,They're all gone now. Got to catch up with my cousin though! It's been a good day. ,Glad to hear! Have a nice night!!!,"Hey, you too, my friend!"
9277,Anything you are currently working on or towards?,"Moving out of country, slowly but steadily. I want a fresh start from 0.",Where to?
9278,"Moving out of country, slowly but steadily. I want a fresh start from 0.",Where to?,Peru!
9279,"Personality Types! For those that are really, truly bored...","Slytherin

INFP

Libra

Melancholic ",Do you agree with those?
9280,"Slytherin

INFP

Libra

Melancholic ",Do you agree with those?,i can't argue with my astrological sign but they all seem to make sense in some way.
9281,"Personality Types! For those that are really, truly bored...","Gryffindor 
And I learned a new word! Sanguine. It tastes good when I say it. Sanguine.",We're twins! 
9282,"Gryffindor 
And I learned a new word! Sanguine. It tastes good when I say it. Sanguine.",We're twins! ,I love it. We'll start colonizing soon.
9283,What are you doing right now?,"I'm ""working"" (using my computer at work) but it's hard to stay motivated on a Tuesday. ",It's Wednesday here :/
9284,"I'm ""working"" (using my computer at work) but it's hard to stay motivated on a Tuesday. ",It's Wednesday here :/,Oh shit. It's Wednesday here too. My brain's turning to mush. 
9285,It's Wednesday here :/,Oh shit. It's Wednesday here too. My brain's turning to mush. ,Rip brain ?-2017
9286,Oh shit. It's Wednesday here too. My brain's turning to mush. ,Rip brain ?-2017,"Seriously. I can barely remember Monday. Anyways, do you wanna talk about something specific?"
9287,Rip brain ?-2017,"Seriously. I can barely remember Monday. Anyways, do you wanna talk about something specific?",What video games do you like?
9288,What are you doing right now?,"I woke up at 3:00 PM, just watching youtube thinking about what I'm gonna do today",Why did you wake up so early?
9289,"I woke up at 3:00 PM, just watching youtube thinking about what I'm gonna do today",Why did you wake up so early?,Got too hot in my room. But actually I fell asleep around 7
9290,Why did you wake up so early?,Got too hot in my room. But actually I fell asleep around 7,Must be hot ad where you live :p
9291,Just started my first ever playthrough of Fallout New Vegas.,Do you have the 'Weird Wasteland' perk on?,Nope should I?
9292,Do you have the 'Weird Wasteland' perk on?,Nope should I?,"It's one of the ""It's cool, but not really necessary"" type of perks.  "
9293,I don't know you but can we get Coffee or something?,Is it fine that the something is a Red Bull--- its a bit of a hectic summer over here. ,Sure thing! Maybe a Coffee Red Bull hybrid :3!
9294,Is it fine that the something is a Red Bull--- its a bit of a hectic summer over here. ,Sure thing! Maybe a Coffee Red Bull hybrid :3!,ooo... coffee flavored RedBull would be sweet
9295,Sure thing! Maybe a Coffee Red Bull hybrid :3!,ooo... coffee flavored RedBull would be sweet,If it's not already a thing I'mma be shocked... 
9296,ooo... coffee flavored RedBull would be sweet,If it's not already a thing I'mma be shocked... ,Other brands got em (possibly why they perhaps have not gone that route yet).
9297,If it's not already a thing I'mma be shocked... ,Other brands got em (possibly why they perhaps have not gone that route yet).,Yeah... I'm sure
9298,You look good today. :),Thanks! Who knew putting on an overused outfit would still get me compliments lol,"You're welcome ! :)
I also really like your username, because it's confusing me very much haha. "
9299,Thanks! Who knew putting on an overused outfit would still get me compliments lol,"You're welcome ! :)
I also really like your username, because it's confusing me very much haha. ",Haha that was my pet turtle's name! 31's the day I got him. 
9300,"You're welcome ! :)
I also really like your username, because it's confusing me very much haha. ",Haha that was my pet turtle's name! 31's the day I got him. ,"Honestly this is the best name I've ever heard of.
I'm naming my next pet ""Grumpy Nut""."
9301,Haha that was my pet turtle's name! 31's the day I got him. ,"Honestly this is the best name I've ever heard of.
I'm naming my next pet ""Grumpy Nut"".",Thank you! Is your user name a play on Deoxys? 
9302,"Honestly this is the best name I've ever heard of.
I'm naming my next pet ""Grumpy Nut"".",Thank you! Is your user name a play on Deoxys? ,"No hahaha. I've randomly mashed my keyboard and this came up. Pretty happy about it though :)
"
9303,You look good today. :),No YOU look good,No YOU look good. :)
9304,No YOU look good,No YOU look good. :),"No...


We BOTH look good"
9305,No YOU look good. :),"No...


We BOTH look good",Yeah we do. 😎
9306,You look good today. :),Thank you🤗😇🤗😇🤗😇🤗😇🤗😇,You're welcome ! :)
9307,Thank you🤗😇🤗😇🤗😇🤗😇🤗😇,You're welcome ! :),I hope your day is going great as well 
9308,You're welcome ! :),I hope your day is going great as well ,Thanks ! :)
9309,I hope your day is going great as well ,Thanks ! :),You are very welcome 
9310,You look good today. :),Lying is a sin.,Honesty is a virtue :)
9311,Lying is a sin.,Honesty is a virtue :),F-fine baka! It's not like I like being complimented or anything!
9312,"You can invite five famous people for a dinner party, dead or alive. Who do you choose and why?","Richard Dawkins

Neil degrasse Tyson 

Obama

Christopher Hitchens 

Socrates",I don't think I'm smart enough to sit at your table D:
9313,"Richard Dawkins

Neil degrasse Tyson 

Obama

Christopher Hitchens 

Socrates",I don't think I'm smart enough to sit at your table D:,I'm not either. I just like hearing these guys talk
9314,"You can invite five famous people for a dinner party, dead or alive. Who do you choose and why?","LOL, that's a classic *first date* question. This is not Tinder, is it?","Nah, I think if this was Tinder, I probs would've gotten a dick pic by now"
9315,"LOL, that's a classic *first date* question. This is not Tinder, is it?","Nah, I think if this was Tinder, I probs would've gotten a dick pic by now",Beware what you wish for.  LOL
9316,What are your favorite albums (or songs) from 2017 so far?,Kinda surprised no one said Gorillaz,Their new single Sleeping Powder is amazing! Everything I love about Gorillaz is in that song. 
9317,Kinda surprised no one said Gorillaz,Their new single Sleeping Powder is amazing! Everything I love about Gorillaz is in that song. ,"Yeah dude, I love Damons voice so much"
9318,Do you often check the post history of other Redditors when you comment or pm them?,I've found a couple of interesting AMAs but it's mostly just porn.,"Im suprised more people dont have ""porn accounts"""
9319,I've found a couple of interesting AMAs but it's mostly just porn.,"Im suprised more people dont have ""porn accounts""",Why though 
9320,"Im suprised more people dont have ""porn accounts""",Why though ,"Due to the risk of disrespecting my fellow human, I'm going to have to decline to answer that."
9321,Why though ,"Due to the risk of disrespecting my fellow human, I'm going to have to decline to answer that.","As a fellow ~~robot~~ human, I am thankful for your decision. We humans are great. "
9322,"Due to the risk of disrespecting my fellow human, I'm going to have to decline to answer that.","As a fellow ~~robot~~ human, I am thankful for your decision. We humans are great. ","Humans have the potential to be great, at least. "
9323,Do you often check the post history of other Redditors when you comment or pm them?,You made this post just to bring attention to yourself. Not everything has to be about you.,Well your post history is pretty interesting. I've never met an Incel before :)
9324,You made this post just to bring attention to yourself. Not everything has to be about you.,Well your post history is pretty interesting. I've never met an Incel before :),"Oh wow I've never spoken to a slut before either, new experiences every day ;)"
9325,Well your post history is pretty interesting. I've never met an Incel before :),"Oh wow I've never spoken to a slut before either, new experiences every day ;)",Haha sure. 
9326,Well your post history is pretty interesting. I've never met an Incel before :),"Oh wow I've never spoken to a slut before either, new experiences every day ;)",Why are u so sad what happened?
9327,Do you often check the post history of other Redditors when you comment or pm them?,"Yes, sometimes I stalk when I want to see the face behind the comment. Btw, nice ass. ",You too great progress pic 
9328,"Yes, sometimes I stalk when I want to see the face behind the comment. Btw, nice ass. ",You too great progress pic ,Thanks.
9329,Do you often check the post history of other Redditors when you comment or pm them?,*checks OP's history*,---I like asian milf booty---
9330,*checks OP's history*,---I like asian milf booty---,"I mean, who doesn't?"
9331,---I like asian milf booty---,"I mean, who doesn't?",Me?
9332,Do you often check the post history of other Redditors when you comment or pm them?,"This is just a plot to get people to look at and maybe upvote your old posts, isnt it?",no i get enough upvotes
9333,"This is just a plot to get people to look at and maybe upvote your old posts, isnt it?",no i get enough upvotes,That happens when you have a porn subreddit
9334,no i get enough upvotes,That happens when you have a porn subreddit,most are from TIL 
9335,Do you often check the post history of other Redditors when you comment or pm them?,Wow. You really like mild booty....,It's mine 
9336,Wow. You really like mild booty....,It's mine ,"Damned if that isn't the best reply possible, lol!"
9337,It's mine ,"Damned if that isn't the best reply possible, lol!",haha but its says OC so of course its mine :)
9338,"Damned if that isn't the best reply possible, lol!",haha but its says OC so of course its mine :),"Funnily enough, I was distracted by the butt, and missed all the words!"
9339,Regrets,not trying harder in high school,Why what position are you in now?
9340,not trying harder in high school,Why what position are you in now?,"No friends, no job, and living with my parents for three years now. "
9341,Why what position are you in now?,"No friends, no job, and living with my parents for three years now. ",Really how old are you?
9342,Regrets,I fear I may regret my desicion tomorrow,Like what?
9343,I fear I may regret my desicion tomorrow,Like what?,Doingsn interview at FRYs for a cashier position =_=
9344,What is/are your favorite smell(s)?,Freshly-mown grass and new parchment.,What does parchment smell like? Is it similar to regular paper?
9345,Freshly-mown grass and new parchment.,What does parchment smell like? Is it similar to regular paper?,"I'm sorry, I don't know. I'm just messing with ya'all, it's a line from Harry Potter."
9346,What does parchment smell like? Is it similar to regular paper?,"I'm sorry, I don't know. I'm just messing with ya'all, it's a line from Harry Potter.",Up voted for honesty.  :)
9347,What is/are your favorite smell(s)?,"Gasoline, Yankee Candle Midsummer Night's Dream, baked goods.",By far my favorite Yankee Candle. I have the spray for my car as well.
9348,"Gasoline, Yankee Candle Midsummer Night's Dream, baked goods.",By far my favorite Yankee Candle. I have the spray for my car as well.,I should get a thing for my car..
9349,What is/are your favorite smell(s)?,"Gasoline and fresh cut wood because of my dad.


Cilantro and vanilla because of my mom.


","Cilantro and vanilla. 

/drools"
9350,"Gasoline and fresh cut wood because of my dad.


Cilantro and vanilla because of my mom.


","Cilantro and vanilla. 

/drools",I feel so bad for people who want cilantro and think it tastes nasty. Life would be so empty!
9351,What is/are your favorite smell(s)?,Sun lotion. Reminds me of holidays ,"I wish I went on ""holidays"" as a kid.  =/"
9352,Sun lotion. Reminds me of holidays ,"I wish I went on ""holidays"" as a kid.  =/",Oh :(
9353,What is/are your favorite smell(s)?,Roasting garlic and weed. ,Simultaneously? 
9354,Roasting garlic and weed. ,Simultaneously? ,Together or or alone they both smell great. 
9355,Tell me one nice thing about yourself.,I've been depression-free for a year now :),Goals
9356,I've been depression-free for a year now :),Goals,We can do this!
9357,Tell me one nice thing about yourself.,Well i think I'm nice ,That's good. I like being nice and I like nice people. :-)
9358,Well i think I'm nice ,That's good. I like being nice and I like nice people. :-),"oh nice, what are you doing by the way"
9359,Tell me one nice thing about yourself.,For a person my age I am a damn fine editor and filmmaker ,Woo! Keep creating!
9360,For a person my age I am a damn fine editor and filmmaker ,Woo! Keep creating!,u/CowboyCow yes keep creating. People like you have creations that people love to watch.
9361,Tell me one nice thing about yourself.,I'm patient and difficult to bore. ,Sounds like a solid combo! 
9362,I'm patient and difficult to bore. ,Sounds like a solid combo! ,Definitely. Those are nice traits.
9363,Tell me one nice thing about yourself.,I try.,Never stop trying!
9364,I try.,Never stop trying!,"I don't know, lately I've been thinking about doing or doing not."
9365,Tell me one nice thing about yourself.,*I am very creative and can create awesome stuff when I have inspiration...*,Do you have inspiration now? :-)
9366,*I am very creative and can create awesome stuff when I have inspiration...*,Do you have inspiration now? :-),*Nope.*
9367,Tell me one nice thing about yourself.,"I've been told I have a nice singing voice, but I'm in denial.",Why would you be in denial?
9368,"I've been told I have a nice singing voice, but I'm in denial.",Why would you be in denial?,Because I just don't think I'm a good singer.
9369,So where's everyone off to this week?,Same as usual glad to stay home especially when its been quite hot out. ,Where are you that it's so hot? Because I'm in Texas... And this sucks. 
9370,Same as usual glad to stay home especially when its been quite hot out. ,Where are you that it's so hot? Because I'm in Texas... And this sucks. ,"California, its been pretty hot the past few days. But nice in cool in my house at least."
9371,So where's everyone off to this week?,Same as usual glad to stay home especially when its been quite hot out. ,~~Crack open a cold one~~ put the kettle on
9372,Same as usual glad to stay home especially when its been quite hot out. ,~~Crack open a cold one~~ put the kettle on,Well something cold does actually sound good now but got all this tea that needs drinking :P
9373,~~Crack open a cold one~~ put the kettle on,Well something cold does actually sound good now but got all this tea that needs drinking :P,Ice tea is a thing ya know
9374,So where's everyone off to this week?,Just got back from a month overseas so I'm staying in and sleeping off my jetlag.,Where ya been?
9375,Just got back from a month overseas so I'm staying in and sleeping off my jetlag.,Where ya been?,"I went to Europe: Ukraine, Poland, Czech Republic and Germany "
9376,Where ya been?,"I went to Europe: Ukraine, Poland, Czech Republic and Germany ",This for holiday or work? I'm going to Czech Republic and Germany in July!
9377,"I went to Europe: Ukraine, Poland, Czech Republic and Germany ",This for holiday or work? I'm going to Czech Republic and Germany in July!,Oh cool! You'll love it! It was a holiday for me. 
9378,Feeling a bit down,Like any sports?,"I like soccer, MMA and cricket :) what about you "
9379,Like any sports?,"I like soccer, MMA and cricket :) what about you ","I played soccer when I was younger, I'm a big hockey fan now though "
9380,"I like soccer, MMA and cricket :) what about you ","I played soccer when I was younger, I'm a big hockey fan now though ",Do you watch much soccer still? I'm British so I kinda have to haha 
9381,"I played soccer when I was younger, I'm a big hockey fan now though ",Do you watch much soccer still? I'm British so I kinda have to haha ,Not much but if it's on somewhere or I happen to come across a big game I'll definitely watch 
9382,Do you watch much soccer still? I'm British so I kinda have to haha ,Not much but if it's on somewhere or I happen to come across a big game I'll definitely watch ,I hear that. I don't watch so much on tv like I used to. Watching live is so much better 
9383,Not much but if it's on somewhere or I happen to come across a big game I'll definitely watch ,I hear that. I don't watch so much on tv like I used to. Watching live is so much better ,Definitely. My city recently got a mls team so hopefully I can catch one of there games 
9384,I hear that. I don't watch so much on tv like I used to. Watching live is so much better ,Definitely. My city recently got a mls team so hopefully I can catch one of there games ,Aw shit no way! That's awesome. I wanna visit the US and watch MLS 
9385,"I played soccer when I was younger, I'm a big hockey fan now though ",Do you watch much soccer still? I'm British so I kinda have to haha ,"I'm the one guy in my group of friends not massively into football, I feel ya"
9386,Like any sports?,"I like soccer, MMA and cricket :) what about you ",What's your thoughts on Mayweather vs McGregor?
9387,"I like soccer, MMA and cricket :) what about you ",What's your thoughts on Mayweather vs McGregor?,Bah. I'm against it personally. I'd love for Conor to say fuck it and flying kick him. 
9388,What's your thoughts on Mayweather vs McGregor?,Bah. I'm against it personally. I'd love for Conor to say fuck it and flying kick him. ,"Hell, is his payout guaranteed? Flying kick it is!"
9389,Flairs for CC,It's a gay Dane thing. I hardly ever change it.,Lol please explain 
9390,It's a gay Dane thing. I hardly ever change it.,Lol please explain ,What /u/Elydrieth said. It's basically a tongue twister for non-native speakers.
9391,Flairs for CC,mine doubles as a reference to my favorite musical and as a decent description of myself ,HEDWIG??
9392,mine doubles as a reference to my favorite musical and as a decent description of myself ,HEDWIG??,~~whether you like it or not~~ yes!!!
9393,Flairs for CC,"Because its the other London, no the other other london","as in London, Ontario?"
9394,"Because its the other London, no the other other london","as in London, Ontario?","No, the other other other one"
9395,"as in London, Ontario?","No, the other other other one",:( i dont know any other ones
9396,Tell me one goal you have for the next week/month/year.,Get into MS course in Germany along with my girlfriend,Viel Spaß!
9397,Get into MS course in Germany along with my girlfriend,Viel Spaß!,Danke mein Freund!
9398,Viel Spaß!,Danke mein Freund!,Gerne! Were are you from / why especially Germany?
9399,Tell me one goal you have for the next week/month/year.,"Month: Clean up my To Do list.
Year: Get a job or start a small business.",Any business ideas?
9400,"Month: Clean up my To Do list.
Year: Get a job or start a small business.",Any business ideas?,Engineering/Industrial Design firm.
9401,Any business ideas?,Engineering/Industrial Design firm.,"Nice, I feel like there's money to be made there if you play your cards right. Best of luck:)"
9402,Engineering/Industrial Design firm.,"Nice, I feel like there's money to be made there if you play your cards right. Best of luck:)",Thank you.
9403,"Count your blessings. What have you been grateful, appreciative or thankful about lately?",I didn't die in my sleep.,That's always a plus 🎊 
9404,I didn't die in my sleep.,That's always a plus 🎊 ,"Good way to start off the day, for sure."
9405,"Count your blessings. What have you been grateful, appreciative or thankful about lately?",:o At that ending. I feel lucky to still be in school. :l,How many schooling years do you have left?
9406,:o At that ending. I feel lucky to still be in school. :l,How many schooling years do you have left?,"Hopefully this upcoming one, how about you?"
9407,How many schooling years do you have left?,"Hopefully this upcoming one, how about you?",I'm finished with college. Almost there!
9408,"Hopefully this upcoming one, how about you?",I'm finished with college. Almost there!,:o Congrats What did you major in?
9409,I'm finished with college. Almost there!,:o Congrats What did you major in?,Computer science where are you going towards?
9410,:o Congrats What did you major in?,Computer science where are you going towards?,Accounting. :l
9411,Computer science where are you going towards?,Accounting. :l,You don't seem too excited about that 🤔
9412,Accounting. :l,You don't seem too excited about that 🤔,"Well, it's getting hard. :("
9413,Reddit's targeted ads think I'm a 50+ yrs old gay male who needs his skin tightening...,"Reddit has ads?

",ikr! Maybe the perks of using the mobile app but haven't seen a single ad. 
9414,"Reddit has ads?

",ikr! Maybe the perks of using the mobile app but haven't seen a single ad. ,The app has ads too....
9415,ikr! Maybe the perks of using the mobile app but haven't seen a single ad. ,The app has ads too....,Ah. No clue why I haven't seen ads then. 
9416,The app has ads too....,Ah. No clue why I haven't seen ads then. ,It all depends on which app you are using! Which one do you use?
9417,Reddit's targeted ads think I'm a 50+ yrs old gay male who needs his skin tightening...,"Reddit has ads?

",Do you have uBlock (or some other adblocker)?
9418,"Reddit has ads?

",Do you have uBlock (or some other adblocker)?,Adblocker Plus
9419,Podcasts!,"Big fan of joe rogan, the Tim ferris show, beautiful anonymous and timesuck. ",Tim Ferris is a fraudster.
9420,"Big fan of joe rogan, the Tim ferris show, beautiful anonymous and timesuck. ",Tim Ferris is a fraudster.,Really? Please explain? 
9421,What basic thing do you still don't know how to do?,I never learned how to ride a bike.,Bicycle or motor bike? I don't know how to ride a motorbike 
9422,I never learned how to ride a bike.,Bicycle or motor bike? I don't know how to ride a motorbike ,Neither lol
9423,I never learned how to ride a bike.,Bicycle or motor bike? I don't know how to ride a motorbike ,Maybe ask /u/Dan_the_moto_man ?
9424,What basic thing do you still don't know how to do?,"I'm 31, and still haven't figured out how to convince someone to go on a date with me.",Have you tried following rules 1 and 2
9425,"I'm 31, and still haven't figured out how to convince someone to go on a date with me.",Have you tried following rules 1 and 2,Maybe? Have you tried being less vague?
9426,Have you tried following rules 1 and 2,Maybe? Have you tried being less vague?,"Rule 1. Be attractive 

Rule 2. Don't be unattractive "
9427,Maybe? Have you tried being less vague?,"Rule 1. Be attractive 

Rule 2. Don't be unattractive ","Of course, everything has to be a meme."
9428,"Rule 1. Be attractive 

Rule 2. Don't be unattractive ","Of course, everything has to be a meme.",*Life* is just a meme
9429,"Of course, everything has to be a meme.",*Life* is just a meme,"Well, at least I haven't heard that one 500 times before."
9430,What basic thing do you still don't know how to do?,"Swim.

20 years young and still can't swim.
",I'm 36 and doubt I'll ever get there.
9431,"Swim.

20 years young and still can't swim.
",I'm 36 and doubt I'll ever get there.,"My 11 year old brother loves to Swim, he's got a certificate!"
9432,What basic thing do you still don't know how to do?,Still can not tell my left from my right.,I still hold my hands up to figure it out... 
9433,Still can not tell my left from my right.,I still hold my hands up to figure it out... ,Lmao me to!!!!
9434,What basic thing do you still don't know how to do?,Still can not tell my left from my right.,"Of all the things here, this one is the only one that surprises me. Whats so hard about it? "
9435,Still can not tell my left from my right.,"Of all the things here, this one is the only one that surprises me. Whats so hard about it? ",Oh my!!! Do i win some sort of prize?
9436,"Of all the things here, this one is the only one that surprises me. Whats so hard about it? ",Oh my!!! Do i win some sort of prize?,"Yeah, it's the trophy on the left. "
9437,What basic thing do you still don't know how to do?,Still can not tell my left from my right.,I've never understood this - do you have similar trouble with up/down and forward/backwards?
9438,Still can not tell my left from my right.,I've never understood this - do you have similar trouble with up/down and forward/backwards?,"Hmm no, sometimes i get hot and cold mixed up... I will feel cold but say hot instead"
9439,What basic thing do you still don't know how to do?,Clean and gut a fish.,Is this considered basic where you live?
9440,Clean and gut a fish.,Is this considered basic where you live?,"Yeah, there a lot of lakes, rivers and an ocean in my state."
9441,What basic thing do you still don't know how to do?,I don't know how to tie my shoes,So who ties your shoes? 
9442,I don't know how to tie my shoes,So who ties your shoes? ,I either get Velcro or get a friend to do it once and then I never untie them again
9443,Any humans left that would like to chat?,"If you aren't a human, what are you? Let's talk about *you*, shall we? :) ",I am a human...
9444,"If you aren't a human, what are you? Let's talk about *you*, shall we? :) ",I am a human...,Oh! I just assumed you weren't! What are your favourite pair of socks?
9445,I am a human...,Oh! I just assumed you weren't! What are your favourite pair of socks?,Tall socks with stripes...
9446,Any humans left that would like to chat?,Marriage is a pain. Weddings are like the initiation fee of the marriage.,then you married the wrong one.
9447,Marriage is a pain. Weddings are like the initiation fee of the marriage.,then you married the wrong one.,"I'm not married. LOL

It was just a random thought I had."
9448,then you married the wrong one.,"I'm not married. LOL

It was just a random thought I had.",What Socks are you wearing?
9449,I can't sleep. What do you miss most?,not having any responsibility ,I get that. I just recently left college and I'm stepping into uni soon. It's gonna suck
9450,not having any responsibility ,I get that. I just recently left college and I'm stepping into uni soon. It's gonna suck,I'm going into college and it's gonna suck. At least i'll get away from my family. 
9451,What's on your mind?,Finally got out of the supermarket ,What did you get?
9452,Finally got out of the supermarket ,What did you get?,"Milk,fruit,cereal and other stuff"
9453,What did you get?,"Milk,fruit,cereal and other stuff",All parts of a nutritious breakfast?
9454,"Milk,fruit,cereal and other stuff",All parts of a nutritious breakfast?,"Are Oreo O's ""nutritious""?"
9455,What's on your mind?,why my mom wont let me get a bank account :/,Are you old enough for one to begin with?
9456,why my mom wont let me get a bank account :/,Are you old enough for one to begin with?,i'm 20 :/
9457,I wish there was an app as popular as Tinder that was just for making friends...,Legit looking to make some friends as well. So someone message me if you wanna talk! ,I've never had zaxbys....what kind of food do they have?
9458,Legit looking to make some friends as well. So someone message me if you wanna talk! ,I've never had zaxbys....what kind of food do they have?,Fried chicken and more fried chicken
9459,I wish there was an app as popular as Tinder that was just for making friends...,Tinder in Japan has you covered. ,You're in barren wasteland of human interaction too? Oh shit whaddup
9460,Tinder in Japan has you covered. ,You're in barren wasteland of human interaction too? Oh shit whaddup,"Oh hey, living the the Inaka life in ishikawa. What's up?"
9461,It's weird how people almost always assume Reddit users are male,"dude is a gender neutral term, buddy.","you're not my buddy, pal."
9462,"dude is a gender neutral term, buddy.","you're not my buddy, pal.","you're not my pal, guy."
9463,"you're not my buddy, pal.","you're not my pal, guy.","you're not my guy, mate."
9464,"you're not my pal, guy.","you're not my guy, mate.","I'm not your mate, friendo."
9465,"you're not my guy, mate.","I'm not your mate, friendo.","you're not my friendo, buckaroo."
9466,"I'm not your mate, friendo.","you're not my friendo, buckaroo.","you're not my buckaroo, comrade."
9467,"I'm not your mate, friendo.","you're not my friendo, buckaroo.","I'm not your buckaroo, comrade."
9468,"you're not my friendo, buckaroo.","I'm not your buckaroo, comrade.","I'm not your comrade, brother in arms."
9469,"I'm not your buckaroo, comrade.","I'm not your comrade, brother in arms.",well I think I'm okay with that one.
9470,"I'm not your comrade, brother in arms.",well I think I'm okay with that one.,Same here.
9471,"I'm not your buckaroo, comrade.","I'm not your comrade, brother in arms.",Brother in arms? I Ain't Dying for you.
9472,"Stuck in DC Airport, talk to me so I don't lose my mind?",I'm not in DC but in Toronto and flying to London tonight :),Ugh! so jealous! London has my heart &lt;3
9473,I'm not in DC but in Toronto and flying to London tonight :),Ugh! so jealous! London has my heart &lt;3,Going back home &lt;3
9474,Ugh! so jealous! London has my heart &lt;3,Going back home &lt;3,good luck and safe travels 
9475,Going back home &lt;3,good luck and safe travels ,Thanks. And you too ! Hope you can take another flight !
9476,good luck and safe travels ,Thanks. And you too ! Hope you can take another flight !,me too! 
9477,Thanks. And you too ! Hope you can take another flight !,me too! ,"Well, London ! "
9478,me too! ,"Well, London ! ",beyond jealous. where are you flying from? 
9479,"Well, London ! ",beyond jealous. where are you flying from? ,"Well, as I said, Toronto. "
9480,"Stuck in DC Airport, talk to me so I don't lose my mind?",IAD or Reagan? (Because Reagan sucks and I'm sorry if you're stuck here),Reagan 
9481,IAD or Reagan? (Because Reagan sucks and I'm sorry if you're stuck here),Reagan ,"Oh god. I'm so sorry. 


Did they at least rebook your flight after they killed it?"
9482,Are there any metalheads here?,"I'm into melodic death metal, mostly listen to amon amarth and children of bodom lately",Give Skeletonwitch and Kalmah a try dude.
9483,"I'm into melodic death metal, mostly listen to amon amarth and children of bodom lately",Give Skeletonwitch and Kalmah a try dude.,"Holy shit, skeletonwitch is so good. Ill check out kalmah, thanks for the suggestion!"
9484,What's the dumbest thing you've done recently?,I asked where my hat was while i had it on my head,What kind of hat was it
9485,I asked where my hat was while i had it on my head,What kind of hat was it,Oh whoops i meant to say cap
9486,What kind of hat was it,Oh whoops i meant to say cap,What kind of cap was it
9487,What kind of hat was it,Oh whoops i meant to say cap,"Shit, I thought you was a gentleman  :("
9488,Oh whoops i meant to say cap,"Shit, I thought you was a gentleman  :(",Feelsbadman
9489,What kind of hat was it,Oh whoops i meant to say cap,wait...can't hat and cap more or less be used interchangeably? 
9490,What's the dumbest thing you've done recently?,I tried kissing my best friend and got rejected.,"I played the long game with mine, we're getting married early next year. "
9491,I tried kissing my best friend and got rejected.,"I played the long game with mine, we're getting married early next year. ","Had to rub the salt in, didn't cha?"
9492,What's the dumbest thing you've done recently?,I threw butter into the microwave with a tinfoil and then the microwave kept flashing flames. ,You can't put metal in the microwave! 
9493,I threw butter into the microwave with a tinfoil and then the microwave kept flashing flames. ,You can't put metal in the microwave! ,:( I'm stupid
9494,You can't put metal in the microwave! ,:( I'm stupid,"Nah, you're not stupid :)"
9495,I threw butter into the microwave with a tinfoil and then the microwave kept flashing flames. ,You can't put metal in the microwave! ,I think it was the butter
9496,What's the dumbest thing you've done recently?,Left my car keys in a time controlled office.,What did you do?
9497,Left my car keys in a time controlled office.,What did you do?,luckily a secretary noticed and she had my card so she gave me a call. A real live saver!
9498,"So, do you guys have best movie quotes?","""I did not hit her""",From what movie?
9499,"""I did not hit her""",From what movie?,The Room
9500,What element are you? Which one of these fit you the most and why?,I don't know how these work. I would probably be mud.,that's not there
9501,I don't know how these work. I would probably be mud.,that's not there,Mud as in Water+Earth
9502,that's not there,Mud as in Water+Earth,nice man 
9503,I don't know how these work. I would probably be mud.,that's not there,Not with that attitude!
9504,What element are you? Which one of these fit you the most and why?,The element of Surprise ,hahahaha
9505,The element of Surprise ,hahahaha,"I read that in an ""yeh they are totally not a robot"" tone."
9506,Why are you sad today?,I'm sad today because it's Father's day and my dad died a little over a year ago :(,"Me too, in April. "
9507,I'm sad today because it's Father's day and my dad died a little over a year ago :(,"Me too, in April. ","Sorry to hear that dude, you doing okay?"
9508,Why are you happy today?,"The weather is nice and sunny :) 
Why are you happy? ","I love days like that! 

I'm happy because I'm going to visit my cousin tomorrow! "
9509,"The weather is nice and sunny :) 
Why are you happy? ","I love days like that! 

I'm happy because I'm going to visit my cousin tomorrow! ","That's nice you've got something to look forward too :) 
When was the last time you saw them? "
9510,"I love days like that! 

I'm happy because I'm going to visit my cousin tomorrow! ","That's nice you've got something to look forward too :) 
When was the last time you saw them? ",I know! I haven't seen her in about 2 or 3 years. We FaceTime but that's different.
9511,Why are you happy today?,"Went to the beach and swim, it's my favorite thing to do :) ","If I lived close to a beach, I would do that too!"
9512,"Went to the beach and swim, it's my favorite thing to do :) ","If I lived close to a beach, I would do that too!",It's great! Too bad I got a sunburn haha (even though I used sunscreen twice) 
9513,Why are you happy today?,Made my first incision today.,Like surgical?
9514,Made my first incision today.,Like surgical?,Yes. How was your day.
9515,Why are you happy today?,I asked a girl to a party and she said yes :)),That's fun! When is it?
9516,I asked a girl to a party and she said yes :)),That's fun! When is it?,"This Wednesday, it should be fun!"
9517,Why are you happy today?,I just got a new book ,What book?
9518,I just got a new book ,What book?,Dracula
9519,"Look to your left, the first thing you'll see will help you survive on a deserted island.",A high chair... not liking my chances,You could make a fire with this.
9520,A high chair... not liking my chances,You could make a fire with this.,I failed I mention it's plastic! Maybe using the straps. 
9521,You could make a fire with this.,I failed I mention it's plastic! Maybe using the straps. ,Maybe you could use some pieces of plastic as weapons ? 
9522,"Look to your left, the first thing you'll see will help you survive on a deserted island.",A towel... I wonder how does that help lol,You can use it as bandages !
9523,A towel... I wonder how does that help lol,You can use it as bandages !,True thing. And maybe cover myself if I'm cold! 
9524,"Look to your left, the first thing you'll see will help you survive on a deserted island.",My dog. Guess we're both screwed.,"Your dog will protect you ! Well, it depends what he is."
9525,My dog. Guess we're both screwed.,"Your dog will protect you ! Well, it depends what he is.",A legally blind beagle. RIP us
9526,"Your dog will protect you ! Well, it depends what he is.",A legally blind beagle. RIP us,Oh my god you are so fucked. At least you'll have his company until the end !
9527,A legally blind beagle. RIP us,Oh my god you are so fucked. At least you'll have his company until the end !,Rather have a dog than a volley ball as company! Lol
9528,"Look to your left, the first thing you'll see will help you survive on a deserted island.",A pillow. Also not optimistic.,"You'll sleep well, plus you can cut it open and use the stuffing to keep you warm."
9529,A pillow. Also not optimistic.,"You'll sleep well, plus you can cut it open and use the stuffing to keep you warm.",I do like how your mind works
9530,"Look to your left, the first thing you'll see will help you survive on a deserted island.","Chap stick, I think I'm gonna get through this!","Oh, now that is cheating ! You're going to survive *waaaay* too easily !"
9531,"Chap stick, I think I'm gonna get through this!","Oh, now that is cheating ! You're going to survive *waaaay* too easily !",It's a well known fact that the number 1 cause of death on a deserted island is chapped lips.
9532,"Look to your left, the first thing you'll see will help you survive on a deserted island.","iPhone, I can call someone to pick me up, after looking up on Internet what the number is.",What if you don't have any reception ?
9533,"iPhone, I can call someone to pick me up, after looking up on Internet what the number is.",What if you don't have any reception ?,I could make fire with this.
9534,What if you don't have any reception ?,I could make fire with this.,How would that work ?
9535,I could make fire with this.,How would that work ?,"Well, considering it's an iPhone I may just run a heavy app and overheating would do the rest."
9536,How would that work ?,"Well, considering it's an iPhone I may just run a heavy app and overheating would do the rest.",Genius plan. 
9537,Who are feeling lonely now?,*I am bored and lonely... What are you doing right now? How are you?*,Looking for someone to talk on interesting topic! 
9538,*I am bored and lonely... What are you doing right now? How are you?*,Looking for someone to talk on interesting topic! ,*Let's talk. What are your hobbies? What do you like to do in your free time?*
9539,Looking for someone to talk on interesting topic! ,*Let's talk. What are your hobbies? What do you like to do in your free time?*,I like to use reddit in free time and watching videos 
9540,*Let's talk. What are your hobbies? What do you like to do in your free time?*,I like to use reddit in free time and watching videos ,*Nice. I write poems and study linguistics in my free time.*
9541,I like to use reddit in free time and watching videos ,*Nice. I write poems and study linguistics in my free time.*,"Oh! 
I like poems specialy sarcastic and funny poem. 

Can you write any funny poem now for me? "
9542,*Nice. I write poems and study linguistics in my free time.*,"Oh! 
I like poems specialy sarcastic and funny poem. 

Can you write any funny poem now for me? ","*Nah, I don't and can't write funny and sarcastic poems.*"
9543,Who are feeling lonely now?,So are you asking because you are bored and lonely and looking to talk?,"Actually i am not bored, I am lonely and looking for a friend to talk. "
9544,So are you asking because you are bored and lonely and looking to talk?,"Actually i am not bored, I am lonely and looking for a friend to talk. ","Ah ok. Well, hellos to you."
9545,"Actually i am not bored, I am lonely and looking for a friend to talk. ","Ah ok. Well, hellos to you.","Hi! 
So tell me something about you. "
9546,"Ah ok. Well, hellos to you.","Hi! 
So tell me something about you. ","Hmm...I'm 36, I live in Virginia, and I am attempting to learn to play the guitar. "
9547,"Hi! 
So tell me something about you. ","Hmm...I'm 36, I live in Virginia, and I am attempting to learn to play the guitar. ",Cool! 
9548,Did something way out of my comfortzone this past Friday!,"that sounds like a badass app!

whats it called?","It's called Jodel, no idea if it exists outside of Sweden"
9549,"that sounds like a badass app!

whats it called?","It's called Jodel, no idea if it exists outside of Sweden",It's available in other countries but it's not very popular.
9550,"that sounds like a badass app!

whats it called?","It's called Jodel, no idea if it exists outside of Sweden",Pretty popular in Germany as well!
9551,Did something way out of my comfortzone this past Friday!,"that sounds like a badass app!

whats it called?",Whisper is good for America
9552,"that sounds like a badass app!

whats it called?",Whisper is good for America,I miss yik yak :/
9553,Did something way out of my comfortzone this past Friday!,"Congrats!

Anyone know if there's an equivalent app for the US? I like the idea. ",Whisper
9554,"Congrats!

Anyone know if there's an equivalent app for the US? I like the idea. ",Whisper,except it's all pervs
9555,Whisper,except it's all pervs,"Also true
"
9556,What rare skill or hidden talent do you have?,I always mow perfectly straight lines in the grass while mowing the lawn,we can't have uneven lines man. 
9557,I always mow perfectly straight lines in the grass while mowing the lawn,we can't have uneven lines man. ,Good point. There is nothing more satisfying than a clean looking lawn.
9558,"I'm lonely as hell, I just want at least one friend",All I can offer you is my internet friendship :(,That's all I need :)
9559,All I can offer you is my internet friendship :(,That's all I need :),"Yay!

This is a pretty warm place on the internet, so it's a good thing you came here."
9560,That's all I need :),"Yay!

This is a pretty warm place on the internet, so it's a good thing you came here.","Yeah, I really like this subreddit for that reason! What's up?"
9561,"I'm lonely as hell, I just want at least one friend","If its not soo late, hi there :)",It's never too late! How are you doing?:) 
9562,"If its not soo late, hi there :)",It's never too late! How are you doing?:) ,I will doing between OK and 0. How about you? Where are you from?
9563,Friendly chat - how is everyone doing?,"5pm here, getting ready for dinner.",What are you having for dinner?
9564,"5pm here, getting ready for dinner.",What are you having for dinner?,"A steak medallion wrapped in bacon, and some left over rice."
9565,What are you having for dinner?,"A steak medallion wrapped in bacon, and some left over rice.","I'm a pescatarian, but hope you enjoy it!"
9566,Friendly chat - how is everyone doing?,3:22AM I am coding right now,Do you enjoy it? Find it easy?
9567,3:22AM I am coding right now,Do you enjoy it? Find it easy?,i enjoy the challenge. its not that easy 
9568,Do you enjoy it? Find it easy?,i enjoy the challenge. its not that easy ,"A challenge can be good too, especially when you do well despite it not being easy."
9569,How to stay positive in such a negative world?,Yeah. I see no good future for humans,Me neither.
9570,Yeah. I see no good future for humans,Me neither.,"Also, you have some good points. They are the reason why I hate many people I know..."
9571,Me neither.,"Also, you have some good points. They are the reason why I hate many people I know...",Hmm :/ I can feel you
9572,How to stay positive in such a negative world?,Ignore fear-mongering.  Focus on the things in your control.,What can we truly control in the end?
9573,Ignore fear-mongering.  Focus on the things in your control.,What can we truly control in the end?,"Your feelings, for starters."
9574,What can we truly control in the end?,"Your feelings, for starters.",But can we? Others influence those *so* much
9575,"Your feelings, for starters.",But can we? Others influence those *so* much,You merely allow others to influence how you feel.  That's a choice.
9576,I got a girl's number yesterday and I'm really happy about it,"wow bold move, girl. she obviously wants to see you again!","Yeah I texted her a bit yesterday, fingers crossed!"
9577,"wow bold move, girl. she obviously wants to see you again!","Yeah I texted her a bit yesterday, fingers crossed!","Text her ""U want this dik"" works every time"
9578,"Yeah I texted her a bit yesterday, fingers crossed!","Text her ""U want this dik"" works every time",REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
9579,I got a girl's number yesterday and I'm really happy about it,"Do you have a moment for Jesus Christ? 

[Because Jesus Christ, you're hot.](/s)",lmao
9580,"Do you have a moment for Jesus Christ? 

[Because Jesus Christ, you're hot.](/s)",lmao,"If you sneezed, I would say God bless you, but

[it looks like he already did.](/spoiler)"
9581,lmao,"If you sneezed, I would say God bless you, but

[it looks like he already did.](/spoiler)",Oh man keep um coming
9582,"If you sneezed, I would say God bless you, but

[it looks like he already did.](/spoiler)",Oh man keep um coming,"Since you wanted more pick up lines, my brain stopped working. :/"
9583,Oh man keep um coming,"Since you wanted more pick up lines, my brain stopped working. :/",Absolutely saddening. Let me know if you think of any more though lol
9584,"Guys, do you know what really hurts? Seeing the girl you like with her boyfriend.",There's plenty of fish in the sea.,lots of people are bad at fishing
9585,There's plenty of fish in the sea.,lots of people are bad at fishing,Just gotta look in the right reefs. Not that I know tho...
9586,"Guys, do you know what really hurts? Seeing the girl you like with her boyfriend.",I think my wife looks super cute with her boyfriend. Makes me happy.,I'm a bit confused...
9587,I think my wife looks super cute with her boyfriend. Makes me happy.,I'm a bit confused...,Poly.
9588,I'm a bit confused...,Poly.,Yup
9589,how the heck do you make friends in your 20s?,"I'm 22, I'll be your friend!",So down! 
9590,"I'm 22, I'll be your friend!",So down! ,Sweet XD today is my birthday!
9591,"Kind of realized that when my boyfriend is busy, I don't really have anyone to talk to","I wish i had a girl to talk to, Ditch the zero and get with me =o",No wonder girls don't like talking to you when you treat them like that.
9592,"I wish i had a girl to talk to, Ditch the zero and get with me =o",No wonder girls don't like talking to you when you treat them like that.,I guess girls don't like jokes. Noted.
9593,No wonder girls don't like talking to you when you treat them like that.,I guess girls don't like jokes. Noted.,"We love jokes, so long as they're funny :)"
9594,"Kind of realized that when my boyfriend is busy, I don't really have anyone to talk to",I just had toe surgery and my dog almost broke my leg! Great times!,Oh gosh I'm so sorry. May I ask why you had toe surgery?
9595,I just had toe surgery and my dog almost broke my leg! Great times!,Oh gosh I'm so sorry. May I ask why you had toe surgery?,Condition I was born with. My toenails naturally grew outward into my toe. Not fun.
9596,Oh gosh I'm so sorry. May I ask why you had toe surgery?,Condition I was born with. My toenails naturally grew outward into my toe. Not fun.,Awh geez I'm sorry. At least there's progress to correct it
9597,Condition I was born with. My toenails naturally grew outward into my toe. Not fun.,Awh geez I'm sorry. At least there's progress to correct it,Indeed. Hope it heals soon!
9598,I just watched American Beauty for the first time. I feel lots of emotions now.,"How old are you? 

If that movie blew your mind, I got a couple more you probably will like.",**Me and Earl and The Dying Girl** should be at top of any list
9599,"How old are you? 

If that movie blew your mind, I got a couple more you probably will like.",**Me and Earl and The Dying Girl** should be at top of any list,I have seen neither
9600,**Me and Earl and The Dying Girl** should be at top of any list,I have seen neither,"Dunno if you're kidding or not, but it's one movie :D made me chuckle"
9601,I have seen neither,"Dunno if you're kidding or not, but it's one movie :D made me chuckle",No...no I wasn't. But good to know.
9602,I don't like haikus,Youtube haikus are the best haikus :P,That sub has so much stupid content though.
9603,Youtube haikus are the best haikus :P,That sub has so much stupid content though.,Used to have to much good stuff and now there's just so many bad ones to look through.
9604,I don't like haikus,"&gt;I always count syllables.

ftfy","Right into my trap

The irritation sets in

Now that you have counted"
9605,"&gt;I always count syllables.

ftfy","Right into my trap

The irritation sets in

Now that you have counted","&gt; Now that you've counted

FTFY 

;)"
9606,I don't like haikus,"Five syllables here
Seven more syllables here
Are you happy now?",Yes
9607,"Five syllables here
Seven more syllables here
Are you happy now?",Yes,"Yes yes yes yes yes 

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
 
Yes yes yes yes yes "
9608,Yes,"Yes yes yes yes yes 

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
 
Yes yes yes yes yes ","How's it going, Daniel Bryan?"
9609,I don't like haikus,"Sonic the Hedgehog

You are the best game ever

Its snowing on Mount Fuji","Came here for a Grumps reference, I'm satisfied."
9610,"Sonic the Hedgehog

You are the best game ever

Its snowing on Mount Fuji","Came here for a Grumps reference, I'm satisfied.","Simple Game Grumps references

All that's desired

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji "
9611,"Friday night, late late conversation",hello!!,:)
9612,hello!!,:),how is your day?
9613,:),how is your day?,Dope. How is yours?
9614,"Friday night, late late conversation",hello!!,Hello !! 
9615,hello!!,Hello !! ,"how are you?
"
9616,Hello !! ,"how are you?
","A bit tired, I'm okay though.. how about you ? "
9617,"how are you?
","A bit tired, I'm okay though.. how about you ? ",boring. Literally did nothing today
9618,"Friday night, late late conversation",Spread love. How can I make your life better tonight? ,How has your day been going?
9619,Spread love. How can I make your life better tonight? ,How has your day been going?,"I just finished work, had a shower and now relaxing in my couch "
9620,What's the longest you've gone without being in a relationship?,The whole 23 years. ,Whole 21 years for me :P
9621,The whole 23 years. ,Whole 21 years for me :P,Take me on a date
9622,Whole 21 years for me :P,Take me on a date,Deal. Pizza hut?
9623,Take me on a date,Deal. Pizza hut?,You're speaking my language now! :D
9624,What's the longest you've gone without being in a relationship?,"All my life, I'm 25",Do you ever feel like you missed out on having a high school/teenage relationship?
9625,"All my life, I'm 25",Do you ever feel like you missed out on having a high school/teenage relationship?,Constantly 
9626,What's the longest you've gone without being in a relationship?,"I'm turning 25 in a few weeks and I've never been in a relationship.
","This is borderline creepy, but here I am again. "
9627,"I'm turning 25 in a few weeks and I've never been in a relationship.
","This is borderline creepy, but here I am again. ",Hello
9628,"This is borderline creepy, but here I am again. ",Hello,Howdy 
9629,"This is borderline creepy, but here I am again. ",Hello,What are you? 
9630,Hello,What are you? ,What am I?
9631,What are you? ,What am I?,Cool 
9632,What are you? ,What am I?,Youre cool
9633,What am I?,Youre cool,"Thanks. You seem cool, too."
9634,Youre cool,"Thanks. You seem cool, too.","( •~•) 

( •~•)&gt;⌐■-■ 

(⌐■~■)"
9635,Youre cool,"Thanks. You seem cool, too.",Thanks
9636,"Gamers of r/CasualConversation, what are you playing nowadays?",Mostly Super Mario 64.  Such an easy game to play over and over.,You going for the full 120?
9637,Mostly Super Mario 64.  Such an easy game to play over and over.,You going for the full 120?,Psh.  I can do 120 in a day.  Though the world record is 1 hour 39 minutes 28 seconds.
9638,"Gamers of r/CasualConversation, what are you playing nowadays?","Friday the 13th, such a fun game!",Which system?
9639,"Friday the 13th, such a fun game!",Which system?,PS4
9640,Which system?,PS4,"Add me if you want!

PSN: Beetleclouce "
9641,What kind of car do you drive?,"When I'm home, a 1997 Honda. When I'm on campus (at least 9 months of the year) I walk/bus. ",Honda's have a hella long life it's awesome 
9642,"When I'm home, a 1997 Honda. When I'm on campus (at least 9 months of the year) I walk/bus. ",Honda's have a hella long life it's awesome ,"Yup she's on her last leg now, been in the family for a decade or so. "
9643,What kind of car do you drive?,2013 Chevy Spark in yellow.,Those are cute! I see hem around town a lot. 
9644,2013 Chevy Spark in yellow.,Those are cute! I see hem around town a lot. ,"Yep! Mine is named Firefly, and I love it. "
9645,Those are cute! I see hem around town a lot. ,"Yep! Mine is named Firefly, and I love it. ",How Lin have you had it?
9646,What languages are yall learning?,I'm learning Russian for school!,"cool, 
what level of understanding russian would you say you're on?"
9647,I'm learning Russian for school!,"cool, 
what level of understanding russian would you say you're on?",Still learning the basics. How about you?!
9648,What languages are yall learning?,Spanish,¡Buena suerte con eso!
9649,Spanish,¡Buena suerte con eso!,Gracias mi amigo
9650,What languages are yall learning?,Duolingo-ing my way through French and Russian!,Is duolingo actually effective? Do you think?
9651,Duolingo-ing my way through French and Russian!,Is duolingo actually effective? Do you think?,I don't think it's as effective as it says it is. But it's a great way to learn vocabulary. 
9652,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.","Best way to spend a weekend
1. Good food
2. Good rest
3. Good conversation or Nice movie
4. Gym",That sounds perfect! Have you seen any good movies lately?
9653,"Best way to spend a weekend
1. Good food
2. Good rest
3. Good conversation or Nice movie
4. Gym",That sounds perfect! Have you seen any good movies lately?,Fantastic beasts was my last movie... 
9654,That sounds perfect! Have you seen any good movies lately?,Fantastic beasts was my last movie... ,Nice! Did you like it?
9655,Fantastic beasts was my last movie... ,Nice! Did you like it?,"It's interesting, I love the way it is connecting to the main books"
9656,Nice! Did you like it?,"It's interesting, I love the way it is connecting to the main books",Everyone should go see wonder woman. It's a really good movie!
9657,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",Anyone with good break fast receipies ? ,"Not a recipe, but I love making poached eggs with some stir fried mushrooms!"
9658,Anyone with good break fast receipies ? ,"Not a recipe, but I love making poached eggs with some stir fried mushrooms!",sounds a must try
9659,In case nobody told you that.,Gtfo here with that bullshit please. Thanks.,You don't need to be rude.
9660,Gtfo here with that bullshit please. Thanks.,You don't need to be rude.,"Sadly i do, because those kind of posts are obnoxious as hell."
9661,In case nobody told you that.,"Thanks, but this is innacurate in my case. I mean, objectively wrong, not just my own opinion.",which part?
9662,"Thanks, but this is innacurate in my case. I mean, objectively wrong, not just my own opinion.",which part?,I'm not strong (am a coward and give up easily) and I definately am not smart.
9663,Describe yourself in 3 words,needs to pee,same
9664,needs to pee,same,aww xx
9665,Describe yourself in 3 words,"Introspective, empathetic, patient",Nice &gt; Your username is fire! 
9666,"Introspective, empathetic, patient",Nice &gt; Your username is fire! ,Thankyou :)
9667,Describe yourself in 3 words,"Sweet.

Honest.

Kind.", Strawberry
9668,"Sweet.

Honest.

Kind.", Strawberry,Why do you say that? 
9669, Strawberry,Why do you say that? ,No reason 
9670,Why do you say that? ,No reason ,Boobs
9671,No reason ,Boobs,Noice
9672,Describe yourself in 3 words,"Lonely, calm, programmer",What programming languages are you familiar with? 
9673,"Lonely, calm, programmer",What programming languages are you familiar with? ,"Python, Scheme, C, Java, Haskell. I'm learning Elisp now."
9674,Avocados make me sublimely happy. What changes your mood for the better?,"Music can, but it really depends on what I'm listening to. ",Anything that always works?
9675,"Music can, but it really depends on what I'm listening to. ",Anything that always works?,"For me an upbeat 80's mix.....  

Billie jean is not my lover (and now im in a better mood)"
9676,Anything that always works?,"For me an upbeat 80's mix.....  

Billie jean is not my lover (and now im in a better mood)","80's pop is INCREDIBLE for this purpose, I agree."
9677,Avocados make me sublimely happy. What changes your mood for the better?,Conan is on TV. Things are good. ,Who are his guests?
9678,Conan is on TV. Things are good. ,Who are his guests?,Jim Jeffries and I forget the first 
9679,Avocados make me sublimely happy. What changes your mood for the better?,Avocados are the best food,YES THEY ARE when are we throwing our dinner party?
9680,Avocados are the best food,YES THEY ARE when are we throwing our dinner party?,Depends. Do you like black beans too?
9681,YES THEY ARE when are we throwing our dinner party?,Depends. Do you like black beans too?,Of course!
9682,I've had kind of a bad day and may no longer be friends with 3 of my best friends. I'd love to chat with you all.,I've just been wondering what to do for the last 2 hours,What are your favorite pastimes usually?
9683,I've just been wondering what to do for the last 2 hours,What are your favorite pastimes usually?,playing video games and listening to music
9684,What are your favorite pastimes usually?,playing video games and listening to music,Sounds like fun! what kind of games do you dig?
9685,playing video games and listening to music,Sounds like fun! what kind of games do you dig?,"project cars, skyrim"
9686,Sounds like fun! what kind of games do you dig?,"project cars, skyrim",Those games are awesome! how do you feel about the new system for paid mods?
9687,"project cars, skyrim",Those games are awesome! how do you feel about the new system for paid mods?,the one bethesda got rid of after a week like a year ago?
9688,Those games are awesome! how do you feel about the new system for paid mods?,the one bethesda got rid of after a week like a year ago?,Yeah! At E3 they just reintroduced it in a way!
9689,I've had kind of a bad day and may no longer be friends with 3 of my best friends. I'd love to chat with you all.,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hi! how are you?
9690,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hi! how are you?,I'm doing pretty good yourself? 
9691,Hi! how are you?,I'm doing pretty good yourself? ,I'm alright a little down tbh. what do you like to do for fun?
9692,I'm doing pretty good yourself? ,I'm alright a little down tbh. what do you like to do for fun?,"Reddit.

Reddit.

Reddit."
9693,I'm alright a little down tbh. what do you like to do for fun?,"Reddit.

Reddit.

Reddit.",haha thats the way to go what are some cool subs I may not visit
9694,Sushi,No. Dumplings&gt;sushi,They're not even comparable. 
9695,No. Dumplings&gt;sushi,They're not even comparable. ,Wrappings with stuff in it. 
9696,They're not even comparable. ,Wrappings with stuff in it. ,No. Sushi cannot be compared to dumplings anymore than dumplings can be compared to burritos. 
9697,Wrappings with stuff in it. ,No. Sushi cannot be compared to dumplings anymore than dumplings can be compared to burritos. ,"Yeah, they can. You just did. "
9698,Sushi,No. Dumplings&gt;sushi,Fuck outta here
9699,No. Dumplings&gt;sushi,Fuck outta here,&gt;:O You big lobster. 
9700,Sushi,No. Dumplings&gt;sushi,bruh
9701,No. Dumplings&gt;sushi,bruh,What?
9702,Sushi,"Tempura shrimp, man.","not my favorite, but it'll do! Fuck, I'm getting hungry now."
9703,"Tempura shrimp, man.","not my favorite, but it'll do! Fuck, I'm getting hungry now.",Have you ever tried fresh water eel Nigiri?
9704,"not my favorite, but it'll do! Fuck, I'm getting hungry now.",Have you ever tried fresh water eel Nigiri?,I have not :O that sounds interesting. I've had eel before but not nigiri. I'm sure id like it!
9705,Sushi,"I ate sushi once, to impress a boy. It was gross. And i didn't get the boy.",ahh... you didn't have the good kind then
9706,"I ate sushi once, to impress a boy. It was gross. And i didn't get the boy.",ahh... you didn't have the good kind then,I have no idea what I was eating. Just that it was gross.
9707,ahh... you didn't have the good kind then,I have no idea what I was eating. Just that it was gross.,"well, I'm sorry for your bad experience."
9708,I have no idea what I was eating. Just that it was gross.,"well, I'm sorry for your bad experience.","It's ok, it was a long time ago."
9709,"well, I'm sorry for your bad experience.","It's ok, it was a long time ago.",maybe you should go try it again then (: somewhere better than where you went with that guy.
9710,"I ate sushi once, to impress a boy. It was gross. And i didn't get the boy.",ahh... you didn't have the good kind then,"I love sushi, but I can understand someone not liking raw fish."
9711,Sushi,I know it's heathen but creamy avocado sushi is divine,"hmmmm, what do you mean by ""creamy""? "
9712,I know it's heathen but creamy avocado sushi is divine,"hmmmm, what do you mean by ""creamy""? ",oh just a properly ripe bit of avocado. it mixes strangely well with soy sauce/wasabi
9713,"hmmmm, what do you mean by ""creamy""? ",oh just a properly ripe bit of avocado. it mixes strangely well with soy sauce/wasabi,"lol well, I do love avocado so I'm sure I wouldn't be opposed to that!"
9714,oh just a properly ripe bit of avocado. it mixes strangely well with soy sauce/wasabi,"lol well, I do love avocado so I'm sure I wouldn't be opposed to that!",I'm telling you it's worth a shot! it's become quite a fad among sushi places  here in Sweden
9715,"lol well, I do love avocado so I'm sure I wouldn't be opposed to that!",I'm telling you it's worth a shot! it's become quite a fad among sushi places  here in Sweden,I would love to visit Sweden some day!
9716,I'm telling you it's worth a shot! it's become quite a fad among sushi places  here in Sweden,I would love to visit Sweden some day!,it's an alright place in my opinion. where are you from?
9717,I would love to visit Sweden some day!,it's an alright place in my opinion. where are you from?,I'm from the US. Wish I wasn't right about now though. 🙃
9718,it's an alright place in my opinion. where are you from?,I'm from the US. Wish I wasn't right about now though. 🙃,the Trump thing?
9719,I'm from the US. Wish I wasn't right about now though. 🙃,the Trump thing?,How'd you guess?lol
9720,the Trump thing?,How'd you guess?lol,:^)
9721,I love it when it rains,"My favorite breakfast is pongal, it is a south Indian dish made with rice.",Is it sweet or savory?
9722,"My favorite breakfast is pongal, it is a south Indian dish made with rice.",Is it sweet or savory?,"Savoury, we take pongal with a special curry called sambar."
9723,Is it sweet or savory?,"Savoury, we take pongal with a special curry called sambar.",That sounds delicious!
9724,"I realized I was ""officially"" an adult last night when I checked the weather to see if it was going to rain or if I needed to water my plants. &lt;_&lt;",Mine was taking my own garbage out. Fucked with my head a bit. ,You never took out the trash as a child?
9725,Mine was taking my own garbage out. Fucked with my head a bit. ,You never took out the trash as a child?,"Of course I did, but it was MY trash bin this time. Fucked with my head for a good 3 seconds. "
9726,You never took out the trash as a child?,"Of course I did, but it was MY trash bin this time. Fucked with my head for a good 3 seconds. ",I'm sure the neighbors appreciated it when you stopped using theirs!
9727,"Of course I did, but it was MY trash bin this time. Fucked with my head for a good 3 seconds. ",I'm sure the neighbors appreciated it when you stopped using theirs!,Why would I stop using theirs? 
9728,"I realized I was ""officially"" an adult last night when I checked the weather to see if it was going to rain or if I needed to water my plants. &lt;_&lt;",I used to play Harvest Moon on the SNES as a kid and this was me every (in-game) day.,Stardew Valley too. I had to check to make sure I wasn't in the SDV subreddit. 
9729,I used to play Harvest Moon on the SNES as a kid and this was me every (in-game) day.,Stardew Valley too. I had to check to make sure I wasn't in the SDV subreddit. ,Oh absolutely but that wasn't as a kid.
9730,"Hey Redditors, have a nice day !","Thank you. You too, OP!","Thank you, kind person !"
9731,"Thank you. You too, OP!","Thank you, kind person !",You're welcome! 
9732,"Hey Redditors, have a nice day !","You too, French dude. I'm sure you'll have a good one.","Thank you, Miss/mister Chkldst !"
9733,"You too, French dude. I'm sure you'll have a good one.","Thank you, Miss/mister Chkldst !",You're French? I'm going to France for the first time next month.
9734,"Thank you, Miss/mister Chkldst !",You're French? I'm going to France for the first time next month.,Yes I am ! Where are you going ? :) Doubt you'll come in my city haha
9735,You're French? I'm going to France for the first time next month.,Yes I am ! Where are you going ? :) Doubt you'll come in my city haha,"Flying into Paris, then taking the train to Lyon the next morning. "
9736,Yes I am ! Where are you going ? :) Doubt you'll come in my city haha,"Flying into Paris, then taking the train to Lyon the next morning. ","Ah well, I'm at the exact opposite of the country haha. Hope you'll have a good trip ! :)"
9737,"Flying into Paris, then taking the train to Lyon the next morning. ","Ah well, I'm at the exact opposite of the country haha. Hope you'll have a good trip ! :)","Thanks, I can't wait!"
9738,"Hey Redditors, have a nice day !",It's hard...,"Oh no, why ? Do you wanna talk about it in PM ?"
9739,It's hard...,"Oh no, why ? Do you wanna talk about it in PM ?",Sure :)
9740,"Hey Redditors, have a nice day !",You're always being so nice! Have a nice day too :D,You're welcome ! I just like to spread positivity around :)
9741,You're always being so nice! Have a nice day too :D,You're welcome ! I just like to spread positivity around :),That's something needed :)
9742,You're welcome ! I just like to spread positivity around :),That's something needed :),We a
9743,"Hey Redditors, have a nice day !",I have to work today so the chances of that happening are pretty slim unfortunately.,Go there with a positive attitude ! It'll much better than going there reluctantly 
9744,I have to work today so the chances of that happening are pretty slim unfortunately.,Go there with a positive attitude ! It'll much better than going there reluctantly ,I just got a haircut and it looks good so I have that going for me.
9745,Go there with a positive attitude ! It'll much better than going there reluctantly ,I just got a haircut and it looks good so I have that going for me.,That's great ! I wish I could ask for a pictures but the mods would wreck me haha 
9746,I just got a haircut and it looks good so I have that going for me.,That's great ! I wish I could ask for a pictures but the mods would wreck me haha ,Haha it's not like anything ground breaking. I just think it looks nice.
9747,"Hey Redditors, have a nice day !",Fuck off ,Jk tho. Have a nice day 
9748,Fuck off ,Jk tho. Have a nice day ,"Jesus I was really scared that I did something bad, have a nice day too !"
9749,"Hey Redditors, have a nice day !",Thank you soooo much you do the same😀😊☺🙌👍,Thanks ;)
9750,Thank you soooo much you do the same😀😊☺🙌👍,Thanks ;),You are very welcome 
9751,How do you guys like to drink your coffee?,Orally,Oh god imagine coffee going in the other hole D:
9752,Orally,Oh god imagine coffee going in the other hole D:,*which* other hole?
9753,Oh god imagine coffee going in the other hole D:,*which* other hole?,It's pretty hot so any other hole is a no no for me
9754,How do you guys like to drink your coffee?,Black as a moonless night. ,Sounds like a damn fine cup of coffee.
9755,Black as a moonless night. ,Sounds like a damn fine cup of coffee.,"You should try the blueberry pie as well, Diane. "
9756,How do you guys like to drink your coffee?,"Black.

I'm trying to stop having caffeine though.",More power to you.
9757,"Black.

I'm trying to stop having caffeine though.",More power to you.,"Thanks, I was waiting for someone to tell me it was ok. 😃"
9758,More power to you.,"Thanks, I was waiting for someone to tell me it was ok. 😃","Is it a health choice or a personal choice? Both are fine, I am just curious."
9759,How do you guys like to drink your coffee?,I'm with you 100%! I'm a Kona coffee farmer and I drink mine every day the same way as you. ,Kona has to be my favorite coffee bean of all time! 
9760,I'm with you 100%! I'm a Kona coffee farmer and I drink mine every day the same way as you. ,Kona has to be my favorite coffee bean of all time! ,Ahh good to hear! Where do you usually get your beans? 
9761,Kona has to be my favorite coffee bean of all time! ,Ahh good to hear! Where do you usually get your beans? ,Costco!! 
9762,How do you guys like to drink your coffee?,*Some instant coffee with cream and sugar.*,What instant do you buy?
9763,*Some instant coffee with cream and sugar.*,What instant do you buy?,*I don't know. Just random stuff.*
9764,My hair is turning white,Do you know any Eric's?,"I have a cousin named Eric, we call him Ricky "
9765,Do you know any Eric's?,"I have a cousin named Eric, we call him Ricky ",Interesting 
9766,My hair is turning white,Pic or it didn't happen...,"I wish I knew how to post a pic 
"
9767,Pic or it didn't happen...,"I wish I knew how to post a pic 
",Imgur
9768,What's your favorite seasoning? Why do you like it the most?,I like lemon pepper. It's tangy. :),I've used it on chicken a few times. I'm not a huge fan of it.
9769,I like lemon pepper. It's tangy. :),I've used it on chicken a few times. I'm not a huge fan of it.,"It's an acquired taste, I'll say that much!"
9770,What's your favorite seasoning? Why do you like it the most?,Salt,You must be a game developer
9771,Salt,You must be a game developer,"Nope, I'm a cook"
9772,Birthmarks reveal how you died in your past life - Tell me yours and I will interpret your death!,I have an almost perfect upside down Triangle on my left chest,Medieval witches sacrificed your to Satan :)
9773,I have an almost perfect upside down Triangle on my left chest,Medieval witches sacrificed your to Satan :),😱
9774,Birthmarks reveal how you died in your past life - Tell me yours and I will interpret your death!,"Got one on my left shoulder, how did I die? ",On the front or back?
9775,"Got one on my left shoulder, how did I die? ",On the front or back?,Dead centre actually (pun unintended)
9776,Birthmarks reveal how you died in your past life - Tell me yours and I will interpret your death!,I've got a rather large mole slightly below my right shoulder blade does that count?,"Shot in the back! By your wife! But, you kind of deserved it for cheating on her with Agnus. "
9777,I've got a rather large mole slightly below my right shoulder blade does that count?,"Shot in the back! By your wife! But, you kind of deserved it for cheating on her with Agnus. ",Don't tell my current girlfriend! I'm about to propose to her in a couple of weeks lol
9778,"Shot in the back! By your wife! But, you kind of deserved it for cheating on her with Agnus. ",Don't tell my current girlfriend! I'm about to propose to her in a couple of weeks lol,"Hahaha well, I'm sure you learnt you lesson in the previous life!"
9779,Birthmarks reveal how you died in your past life - Tell me yours and I will interpret your death!,Galaxy shaped birthmark on left nipple.,How is something galaxy shaped? 
9780,Galaxy shaped birthmark on left nipple.,How is something galaxy shaped? ,"Oops, I meant a spiral, sorry!"
9781,Birthmarks reveal how you died in your past life - Tell me yours and I will interpret your death!,I have a dime sized circular one on my ribs ,Where on your ribs?
9782,I have a dime sized circular one on my ribs ,Where on your ribs?,Under boob on top of my right lung 
9783,What's your favourite season? Why do you like it?,"I liked season 9, unlike season 8 where it sucked like massively sucked",*Season 9 of what?*
9784,"I liked season 9, unlike season 8 where it sucked like massively sucked",*Season 9 of what?*,Of life man....... it's life........
9785,"I liked season 9, unlike season 8 where it sucked like massively sucked",*Season 9 of what?*,Why is everything you type in italics?
9786,*Season 9 of what?*,Why is everything you type in italics?,*Because I like italics.*
9787,Why is everything you type in italics?,*Because I like italics.*,It makes everything you say seem super intense. 
9788,*Because I like italics.*,It makes everything you say seem super intense. ,*That's awesome.*
9789,It makes everything you say seem super intense. ,*That's awesome.*,*It really is.*
9790,It makes everything you say seem super intense. ,*That's awesome.*,"*Really, fucking, awesome.*"
9791,What's your favourite season? Why do you like it?,"I liked season 9, unlike season 8 where it sucked like massively sucked",#SEASON NINE NEVER HAPPENED
9792,"I liked season 9, unlike season 8 where it sucked like massively sucked",#SEASON NINE NEVER HAPPENED,EAGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE
9793,What's your favourite season? Why do you like it?,Winter. I like the cold and snow looks nice,*I hate snow.*
9794,Winter. I like the cold and snow looks nice,*I hate snow.*,Why? It looks nice and it's not that hard to clean.
9795,*I hate snow.*,Why? It looks nice and it's not that hard to clean.,*It's so cold and it's everywhere.*
9796,Why? It looks nice and it's not that hard to clean.,*It's so cold and it's everywhere.*,I like the cold so it's all good
9797,What's your favourite season? Why do you like it?,I love summer because I have SAD and it is the only time my depression lightens :S,*What's SAD?*
9798,I love summer because I have SAD and it is the only time my depression lightens :S,*What's SAD?*,Seasonal Affective Disorder. I think it has to do with the amount of sunlight 
9799,"Redditors, how did you meet your SO ?",What SO? I'm 31 and have been alone my whole fucking life.,"Same, brotha. 17 and I know no love."
9800,What SO? I'm 31 and have been alone my whole fucking life.,"Same, brotha. 17 and I know no love.",21 and single...
9801,"Same, brotha. 17 and I know no love.",21 and single...,*sad highfive*
9802,21 and single...,*sad highfive*,*Sobs*
9803,hey everyone,Hello.,hi! how goes it?
9804,Hello.,hi! how goes it?,"Doing okay, just relaxing while doing school work too."
9805,hi! how goes it?,"Doing okay, just relaxing while doing school work too.",u in college orrrrrr?
9806,"Doing okay, just relaxing while doing school work too.",u in college orrrrrr?,"Yeah, working on my last essay for my college degree."
9807,u in college orrrrrr?,"Yeah, working on my last essay for my college degree.",nice! sounds equally exciting and stressful. what class?
9808,hey everyone,Was the gambino concert amazing?,It was! So amazing that I passed out and Gambino called security for me. 
9809,Was the gambino concert amazing?,It was! So amazing that I passed out and Gambino called security for me. ,Wow hope you're okay 
9810,hey everyone,Reddit.,lol i never would've guessed!
9811,Reddit.,lol i never would've guessed!,Lol😂😅
9812,lol i never would've guessed!,Lol😂😅,watch any good shows lately or is your life completely swallowed by reddit? 
9813,Lol😂😅,watch any good shows lately or is your life completely swallowed by reddit? ,My life is swallowed by Reddit lol.
9814,watch any good shows lately or is your life completely swallowed by reddit? ,My life is swallowed by Reddit lol.,what subs do u browse?
9815,My life is swallowed by Reddit lol.,what subs do u browse?,"AskReddit.

AMA.

Casualiama.

CasualConveration."
9816,what subs do u browse?,"AskReddit.

AMA.

Casualiama.

CasualConveration.","&gt; My life is swallowed by reddit

&gt; Browses 4 subs"
9817,"AskReddit.

AMA.

Casualiama.

CasualConveration.","&gt; My life is swallowed by reddit

&gt; Browses 4 subs",I follow way more than that though lol.
9818,"&gt; My life is swallowed by reddit

&gt; Browses 4 subs",I follow way more than that though lol.,i only go on like 4 subs so it's fine we're both easily stimulated simpletons 
9819,I follow way more than that though lol.,i only go on like 4 subs so it's fine we're both easily stimulated simpletons ,Reddit is very addictive lol.
9820,"Still don't know you, but you're cute, you're nice, and I like you.","So are you, OP.",You probably are more than I am. :)
9821,"So are you, OP.",You probably are more than I am. :),Bullshit. We're all equally enormous cuties.
9822,"Still don't know you, but you're cute, you're nice, and I like you.","hey hey hey now you're cute and great and nice and amazing too.

&lt;3",Thank you ! &lt;3
9823,"hey hey hey now you're cute and great and nice and amazing too.

&lt;3",Thank you ! &lt;3,"

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9824,Thank you ! &lt;3,"

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9825,"Still don't know you, but you're cute, you're nice, and I like you.",You must have the wrong guy.,Of course not ! I think you're awesome !
9826,You must have the wrong guy.,Of course not ! I think you're awesome !,That's only cause you don't know me!
9827,Of course not ! I think you're awesome !,That's only cause you don't know me!,"Nooo, I'm sure you're beautiful and awesome !"
9828,"I'm 26, graduated from University with honors, and can't get an entry level job. I could use some cheering up.",My man!,[removed]
9829,My man!,[removed],My man!
9830,"I'm 26, graduated from University with honors, and can't get an entry level job. I could use some cheering up.","What state are you in? I know plenty of recruiters in the bay, Cali lol.","I'm in Cali, LA area."
9831,"What state are you in? I know plenty of recruiters in the bay, Cali lol.","I'm in Cali, LA area.","What focus area you aiming at?? Marketing, business development, sales?"
9832,"I'm 26, graduated from University with honors, and can't get an entry level job. I could use some cheering up.",This is like every millennial's experience now,that's why i saved myself a shit ton of debt
9833,This is like every millennial's experience now,that's why i saved myself a shit ton of debt,what do you mean?
9834,that's why i saved myself a shit ton of debt,what do you mean?,He didnt study
9835,What are your favourite hobbies?,I sail the laser ! ,"If that's what I think it is wow! that's amazing! Have you been doing that for many years?
"
9836,I sail the laser ! ,"If that's what I think it is wow! that's amazing! Have you been doing that for many years?
",For 20 years . But I've been doing it less since I was married haha
9837,"If that's what I think it is wow! that's amazing! Have you been doing that for many years?
",For 20 years . But I've been doing it less since I was married haha,Maybe if you have kids you can do it as a family activity :) 
9838,The Color Purple,Purple is my absolute worst colour.  I don't own anything purple at all.,^they can hear you^
9839,Purple is my absolute worst colour.  I don't own anything purple at all.,^they can hear you^,I know. I blame Prince.
9840,The Color Purple,"/u/ysenia

Suck it",I WILL NOT SUBMIT
9841,"/u/ysenia

Suck it",I WILL NOT SUBMIT,I don't see any threads devoted to your shitty favorite color
9842,I WILL NOT SUBMIT,I don't see any threads devoted to your shitty favorite color,I don't need imaginary Internet point to know that teal is the best :P
9843,whats something about yourself you had to come to terms with?,That I can never drive.,Why
9844,That I can never drive.,Why,"Legally blind, nystagmus  makes it near impossiblem"
9845,Why,"Legally blind, nystagmus  makes it near impossiblem","What is nystagmus?
What caused you to be blind "
9846,"Legally blind, nystagmus  makes it near impossiblem","What is nystagmus?
What caused you to be blind ","Uncontrollable eye movement, have underdeveloped optic nerves."
9847,"What is nystagmus?
What caused you to be blind ","Uncontrollable eye movement, have underdeveloped optic nerves.",How old were you when you became blind 
9848,"Uncontrollable eye movement, have underdeveloped optic nerves.",How old were you when you became blind ,Was born blind
9849,How old were you when you became blind ,Was born blind,If there was a operation that would give you sight but had a 25% mortality rate would you do it 
9850,Was born blind,If there was a operation that would give you sight but had a 25% mortality rate would you do it ,"No, I enjoy being blind."
9851,If there was a operation that would give you sight but had a 25% mortality rate would you do it ,"No, I enjoy being blind.",What is the worst thing about being blind and what is the best thing 
9852,"No, I enjoy being blind.",What is the worst thing about being blind and what is the best thing ,Not driving and an excuse to not talk in public
9853,What are you listening to?,Queens of the Stone Age. lol,bruh. What song right now?
9854,Queens of the Stone Age. lol,bruh. What song right now?,"round the hanging tree
"
9855,What are you listening to?,For real man.,"By the way, what's your favorite Fugazi album?"
9856,For real man.,"By the way, what's your favorite Fugazi album?",If he doesn't say Instrument he's wrong.
9857,"By the way, what's your favorite Fugazi album?",If he doesn't say Instrument he's wrong.,"I think you might be wrong, considering neither he nor I said it."
9858,What are you listening to?,"Red Medicine, you?","Repeated + 3 Songs; basic, I know."
9859,"Red Medicine, you?","Repeated + 3 Songs; basic, I know.","Hey man, it's a good record."
9860,"Repeated + 3 Songs; basic, I know.","Hey man, it's a good record.","Very much so. Turnover is one of my favorite album opening tracks ever,"
9861,What are you listening to?,"Dance with the dead. They are cool, I guess?",What kind of music do they make?
9862,"Dance with the dead. They are cool, I guess?",What kind of music do they make?,"New retrowave, but their music is kinda different from other music of this genre."
9863,What kind of music do they make?,"New retrowave, but their music is kinda different from other music of this genre.",Hmm nice
9864,Tell me about one thing you've done recently that has made you happy.,Got a gym membership yay,"Nice, have you used it yet?"
9865,Got a gym membership yay,"Nice, have you used it yet?","First time today, went okay"
9866,"Nice, have you used it yet?","First time today, went okay",What have you done at the gym so far?
9867,"First time today, went okay",What have you done at the gym so far?,I try to do exercises that hit every muscle in one session.
9868,Tell me about one thing you've done recently that has made you happy.,Playing with kittens and dogs and eating good food,"That's amazing, what gave you the opportunity to play with kittens and dogs?"
9869,Playing with kittens and dogs and eating good food,"That's amazing, what gave you the opportunity to play with kittens and dogs?",I often play with stray dogs and there are 3-4 kittens near my house now. Super duper cute ;-;
9870,People don't like me.,It sounds like you need new friends. Hi! I'm delibertine. ,Hi! I enjoy videogames too! Lets virtually hang out!
9871,It sounds like you need new friends. Hi! I'm delibertine. ,Hi! I enjoy videogames too! Lets virtually hang out!,What games do you play currently?
9872,People don't like me.,These comments are risky not just for speech of eating babies. Which I don't do! ,"Babies of animals are eaten and it is okay so, yeah got you there!

"
9873,These comments are risky not just for speech of eating babies. Which I don't do! ,"Babies of animals are eaten and it is okay so, yeah got you there!

",Babies of animals my fren though. 
9874,People don't like me.,"I'm your opposite: people like me (well enough I guess), but I don't like people much. 

","Haha, well that is a good thing. 

It gives you the higher ground I think!"
9875,"I'm your opposite: people like me (well enough I guess), but I don't like people much. 

","Haha, well that is a good thing. 

It gives you the higher ground I think!",It's over anakin!
9876,Community Q&amp;A,Ask me anything about anything,What is the question that you don't like to be asked?
9877,Ask me anything about anything,What is the question that you don't like to be asked?,That one lmao
9878,What is the question that you don't like to be asked?,That one lmao,Yeah
9879,Community Q&amp;A,Ask me anything about anything,What scent makes you happy?
9880,Ask me anything about anything,What scent makes you happy?,Chlorine in pool water. My favorite job was being a lifeguard. Brings me back. 
9881,What scent makes you happy?,Chlorine in pool water. My favorite job was being a lifeguard. Brings me back. ,that's a sweet gig. how long did you work it?
9882,Chlorine in pool water. My favorite job was being a lifeguard. Brings me back. ,that's a sweet gig. how long did you work it?,"1.5 years
"
9883,that's a sweet gig. how long did you work it?,"1.5 years
",Yo solid. what are you up to these days?
9884,"1.5 years
",Yo solid. what are you up to these days?,"Went up to being an EMT, decided to go be an RN after a year of being an EMT"
9885,Community Q&amp;A,Ask me anything about anything,Will you be my friend?
9886,Ask me anything about anything,Will you be my friend?,You know it. How's it going captain?
9887,Community Q&amp;A,Hit me,"If you could be a certain age for a week, what would that age be?"
9888,Hit me,"If you could be a certain age for a week, what would that age be?",If I decide to be younger do I go back to what I looked like at that age?
9889,"If you could be a certain age for a week, what would that age be?",If I decide to be younger do I go back to what I looked like at that age?,Yeah
9890,If I decide to be younger do I go back to what I looked like at that age?,Yeah,If I decide to be older will I get a glimpse into what I'd look like in the future?
9891,Yeah,If I decide to be older will I get a glimpse into what I'd look like in the future?,Yup
9892,Community Q&amp;A,Hit me,"We've barely met...

Cicadas or fruit flys?"
9893,Hit me,"We've barely met...

Cicadas or fruit flys?",Ummm neither...
9894,"We've barely met...

Cicadas or fruit flys?",Ummm neither...,Man youth these days. Can't even make educated decisions about insects. Gah.
9895,Ummm neither...,Man youth these days. Can't even make educated decisions about insects. Gah.,How old are you?
9896,Man youth these days. Can't even make educated decisions about insects. Gah.,How old are you?,"Just have fun facts about bugs is all. :'(

Why you gotta put a 7 year old down?
"
9897,Community Q&amp;A,Hit me,Should I hit on 12 if the dealer is showing 6?
9898,Hit me,Should I hit on 12 if the dealer is showing 6?,"According to this website I just read, you should stand."
9899,Community Q&amp;A,Hit me,"If you could turn into any animal, which animal would you like to be and why?"
9900,Hit me,"If you could turn into any animal, which animal would you like to be and why?",Komodo Dragon so I could start tearing shit up.
9901,Community Q&amp;A,"Well, ask me anything!",Do you think Nintendo will release a Smash game for Switch?
9902,"Well, ask me anything!",Do you think Nintendo will release a Smash game for Switch?,"Yes, I strongly believe they will. "
9903,Community Q&amp;A,Ask The Open Book!,"If you had to choose any horror video game to become your life, which one would it be and why?"
9904,Ask The Open Book!,"If you had to choose any horror video game to become your life, which one would it be and why?","bendy and the ink machine, it's cool"
9905,"If you had to choose any horror video game to become your life, which one would it be and why?","bendy and the ink machine, it's cool",First time I've heard of it. Does look pretty cool!
9906,"bendy and the ink machine, it's cool",First time I've heard of it. Does look pretty cool!,"Yeah, it's like a mickey mouse horror film, but a game!"
9907,Community Q&amp;A,My turn!,"If you had a million dollar to spend in a day, what would you spend it on? "
9908,My turn!,"If you had a million dollar to spend in a day, what would you spend it on? ",A vacation to New Zealand. 
9909,"If you had a million dollar to spend in a day, what would you spend it on? ",A vacation to New Zealand. ,"That's it, no lamborghinis or mansions???"
9910,A vacation to New Zealand. ,"That's it, no lamborghinis or mansions???",Nope. New Zealand has everything I could ever want. 
9911,"That's it, no lamborghinis or mansions???",Nope. New Zealand has everything I could ever want. ,New Zealand it is then
9912,Community Q&amp;A,Ask me something (anything) :),What is the stupidest thing that you have done?
9913,Ask me something (anything) :),What is the stupidest thing that you have done?,Try drugs at not so right times and places. :(
9914,What is the stupidest thing that you have done?,Try drugs at not so right times and places. :(,"Yeah, hopefully you didn't fall in much trouble"
9915,Try drugs at not so right times and places. :(,"Yeah, hopefully you didn't fall in much trouble","It was just a very bad experience, fortunately everything else was fine."
9916,"Yeah, hopefully you didn't fall in much trouble","It was just a very bad experience, fortunately everything else was fine.",Great!
9917,Community Q&amp;A,Ask me something (anything) :),"Have you ever had any sort of paranormal experience? If so, what happened?"
9918,Ask me something (anything) :),"Have you ever had any sort of paranormal experience? If so, what happened?","No, never. But I'd really like to see something paranormal."
9919,Community Q&amp;A,I'd like to answer stuff!,"Are you happy with yourself, or would you like to improve?"
9920,I'd like to answer stuff!,"Are you happy with yourself, or would you like to improve?",I definitely want to improve. I'm depressed and have social anxiety.
9921,Community Q&amp;A,I'm in an airport ama,where are you going?
9922,I'm in an airport ama,where are you going?,Minisoda
9923,where are you going?,Minisoda,i chuckled
9924,Community Q&amp;A,Hi ,Where have you always wanted to go?
9925,Hi ,Where have you always wanted to go?,Sweden or Japan 
9926,Where have you always wanted to go?,Sweden or Japan ,I really want to go to japan too!
9927,Community Q&amp;A,Hi ,whats trnh mean if anything
9928,Hi ,whats trnh mean if anything,Acronym for an old YouTube channel I had. Too cringey for me to spell it out now 
9929,whats trnh mean if anything,Acronym for an old YouTube channel I had. Too cringey for me to spell it out now ,"ah, secret youtube channels. i know how you feel. :D"
9930,Community Q&amp;A,Let's do this amigo ,Who is your hero?
9931,Let's do this amigo ,Who is your hero?,"A family member probably, cliche but realistic "
9932,Who is your hero?,"A family member probably, cliche but realistic ",True and agreed
9933,Community Q&amp;A,Ask me anything!,Do you play video-games? What is your favourite game?
9934,Ask me anything!,Do you play video-games? What is your favourite game?,"All time favorite: Bioshock
Online favorite: League of Legends"
9935,Do you play video-games? What is your favourite game?,"All time favorite: Bioshock
Online favorite: League of Legends",Wow!
9936,Community Q&amp;A,Ask me anything!,"Dogs, cats, or squirrels?"
9937,Ask me anything!,"Dogs, cats, or squirrels?",Squirrels.. thought I've never seen one
9938,Community Q&amp;A,did life got better after you turned 30?,not op but i'll let you know in 11 years 
9939,did life got better after you turned 30?,not op but i'll let you know in 11 years ,Yeah XD
9940,Community Q&amp;A,Go.,Are you in a romantic relationship ?
9941,Go.,Are you in a romantic relationship ?,Nope. It would be nice though.
9942,Are you in a romantic relationship ?,Nope. It would be nice though.,Im with ya on that. What game would you say you put the most amount of hours into ?
9943,Community Q&amp;A,Lay it on me.,Do you have a favorite book?
9944,Lay it on me.,Do you have a favorite book?,A book that contains the constitution 
9945,Community Q&amp;A,"Eh sure, I'm game. Ask away, I'm a mostly open book",Your Favourite Food?
9946,"Eh sure, I'm game. Ask away, I'm a mostly open book",Your Favourite Food?,"That's a tough one. Probably my bbq bacon sushi. If not that, artisan pizzas all day."
9947,Your Favourite Food?,"That's a tough one. Probably my bbq bacon sushi. If not that, artisan pizzas all day.",Yummy!
9948,"That's a tough one. Probably my bbq bacon sushi. If not that, artisan pizzas all day.",Yummy!,Your turn...
9949,Yummy!,Your turn...,"My favourite food is pasta, just pasta with anything (noodles and pizza are good too!)"
9950,Your turn...,"My favourite food is pasta, just pasta with anything (noodles and pizza are good too!)",With anything huh? Brave guy.
9951,Community Q&amp;A,Are we still doing this? I volunteer to be queried if so!,Your favourite sub-reddit?
9952,Are we still doing this? I volunteer to be queried if so!,Your favourite sub-reddit?,THIS ONE OBVS.
9953,Your favourite sub-reddit?,THIS ONE OBVS.,Gr8!
9954,Community Q&amp;A,Ask me :) ,What's the most badass thing you've ever done?
9955,Ask me :) ,What's the most badass thing you've ever done?,"I am definetly not a badass....
I stole a CD once from a public library, does that count?
"
9956,What's the most badass thing you've ever done?,"I am definetly not a badass....
I stole a CD once from a public library, does that count?
","That makes you way more badass than me, hahah."
9957,Community Q&amp;A,Ask me :) ,what's your favourite tv show?
9958,Ask me :) ,what's your favourite tv show?,The Flash (2015) 
9959,what's your favourite tv show?,The Flash (2015) ,That was a really god one thought!
9960,Community Q&amp;A,Hello,"Hey, what was your fav moment on reddit?"
9961,Hello,"Hey, what was your fav moment on reddit?",I don't really have one actually.
9962,"Hey, what was your fav moment on reddit?",I don't really have one actually.,at all???
9963,I don't really have one actually.,at all???,Nope I can't think of one.
9964,at all???,Nope I can't think of one.,You will get one :)
9965,Nope I can't think of one.,You will get one :),How about a different question?😀😊☺
9966,You will get one :),How about a different question?😀😊☺,"Yeah sure, what's your favourite song?"
9967,How about a different question?😀😊☺,"Yeah sure, what's your favourite song?",I have way more than one favorite😂😅
9968,"Yeah sure, what's your favourite song?",I have way more than one favorite😂😅,Put them all!
9969,I have way more than one favorite😂😅,Put them all!,Are you sure?😂😅
9970,Put them all!,Are you sure?😂😅,Yeah Do It!!!
9971,"Single redditors, how are you?",tbh im not sure if im single or not. i think im not single but uh idk. ,How come you're not sure?
9972,tbh im not sure if im single or not. i think im not single but uh idk. ,How come you're not sure?,i might just be someone who is easily confused by boys 
9973,How come you're not sure?,i might just be someone who is easily confused by boys ,I can definitely sympathise with you there
9974,"Single redditors, how are you?","4 hours and 100 comments late, but, not good. ",Want to talk about it? 
9975,"4 hours and 100 comments late, but, not good. ",Want to talk about it? ,Wow wasn't expecting a response. That's really sweet of you. 
9976,"If you had to pick a new name for yourself, what would you pick?","Kara
",Why that name in particular?
9977,"Kara
",Why that name in particular?,"I feel like its simple but edgy.

My alternate personality is named Kara too."
9978,Why that name in particular?,"I feel like its simple but edgy.

My alternate personality is named Kara too.","Actually, one of the colonists in my latest Rimworld colony was Kara.

She was *okay*."
9979,Hey redditors ! What makes you special ?,"I'm left handed, not super unique but we're a special kind !",Left-handed people will always be cooler than us.
9980,"I'm left handed, not super unique but we're a special kind !",Left-handed people will always be cooler than us.,"Hey, you're cool too!"
9981,Left-handed people will always be cooler than us.,"Hey, you're cool too!","Why, thank you cool stranger ! :)"
9982,Hey redditors ! What makes you special ?,"I'm left handed, not super unique but we're a special kind !",Hey me too.
9983,"I'm left handed, not super unique but we're a special kind !",Hey me too.,*left handed high five*
9984,Hey me too.,*left handed high five*,"High fives

 *then elbows someone behind me because this world isn't made for us leftys* 

haha"
9985,*left handed high five*,"High fives

 *then elbows someone behind me because this world isn't made for us leftys* 

haha","Are you ""all elbows"" too? Is it a left handed thing?"
9986,"High fives

 *then elbows someone behind me because this world isn't made for us leftys* 

haha","Are you ""all elbows"" too? Is it a left handed thing?",Haha I'd say so.
9987,Hey redditors ! What makes you special ?,I have heterochromia.,What is it ?
9988,I have heterochromia.,What is it ?,Two different colored eyes is the usual expression of it.
9989,What is it ?,Two different colored eyes is the usual expression of it.,"Oh it makes sense, thanks !
What color, OP ?"
9990,Two different colored eyes is the usual expression of it.,"Oh it makes sense, thanks !
What color, OP ?","The left one is green, right one is brown."
9991,"Oh it makes sense, thanks !
What color, OP ?","The left one is green, right one is brown.",It must look very cool !
9992,I have heterochromia.,What is it ?,Isn't it odd-eyes?
9993,Hey redditors ! What makes you special ?,i have schizophrenia (☞■_■)☞ it makes my life hell and people think im weird but its me,Are you really or you're just kidding ?
9994,i have schizophrenia (☞■_■)☞ it makes my life hell and people think im weird but its me,Are you really or you're just kidding ?,yes haha i was diagnosed 2 years ago but ive had it for ~7 years
9995,Are you really or you're just kidding ?,yes haha i was diagnosed 2 years ago but ive had it for ~7 years,Wow ! How does it feel ?
9996,Hey redditors ! What makes you special ?,I have chiari malformation! ,What is it ?
9997,I have chiari malformation! ,What is it ?,Basically a condition where there isn't enough space for your brain in the base of your skull.
9998,What is it ?,Basically a condition where there isn't enough space for your brain in the base of your skull.,"Woah, how does it feel on a daily basis ? Like, does it hurt ? What problem does it causes "
9999,Hey redditors ! What makes you special ?,I'm the most empathetic person you will ever meet ,So am I ! Empathetic people unite !
10000,I'm the most empathetic person you will ever meet ,So am I ! Empathetic people unite !,Yay! 
10001,Hey redditors ! What makes you special ?,I have Albinism ,How does it feels like ?
10002,I have Albinism ,How does it feels like ?,It's awful and it makes me suicidal and I also have a lot of self loathing.
10003,"I feel like talking, talk to me :)",Do you know anything about anime,I do know a lot bro! 
10004,Do you know anything about anime,I do know a lot bro! ,"So what animes have you seen lately, i have been watching Assassination Classroom. "
10005,I do know a lot bro! ,"So what animes have you seen lately, i have been watching Assassination Classroom. ",Boku no academia 
10006,"So what animes have you seen lately, i have been watching Assassination Classroom. ",Boku no academia ,Is it good
10007,Boku no academia ,Is it good,It's dope so what are some of your favs? 
10008,Is it good,It's dope so what are some of your favs? ,"I like, ""Samurai Champloo"", ""Happy Lesson"", ""Watamote"", i really love watamote hahaha"
10009,It's dope so what are some of your favs? ,"I like, ""Samurai Champloo"", ""Happy Lesson"", ""Watamote"", i really love watamote hahaha",Weird taste -&gt; sounds delicious  
10010,"I feel like talking, talk to me :)",I really like One Punch Man. ,I didn't really like it. 
10011,I really like One Punch Man. ,I didn't really like it. ,Got any decent ones I can watch with a 4 yo? Subtitles are fine.
10012,I didn't really like it. ,Got any decent ones I can watch with a 4 yo? Subtitles are fine.,Hmm try All Out!! It's a sport anime. 
10013,I just realized that my height is 4 feet 20 inches.,What are these measurements translated to a more sane format? :P although that is pretty funny. ,"No idea. I know the metric system, I just can't convert."
10014,What are these measurements translated to a more sane format? :P although that is pretty funny. ,"No idea. I know the metric system, I just can't convert.","&gt; 5'8""

You are 1 meter and 73 centimeters"
10015,"No idea. I know the metric system, I just can't convert.","&gt; 5'8""

You are 1 meter and 73 centimeters",Interesting. How tall are you?
10016,"&gt; 5'8""

You are 1 meter and 73 centimeters",Interesting. How tall are you?,I'm 181 centimeters. So thats about a bit shy of 6 ft I think.
10017,Interesting. How tall are you?,I'm 181 centimeters. So thats about a bit shy of 6 ft I think.,Y'all are some tall mofos :o
10018,I'm 181 centimeters. So thats about a bit shy of 6 ft I think.,Y'all are some tall mofos :o,How tall are you? I was under the impression that I'm average height or shorter.
10019,Y'all are some tall mofos :o,How tall are you? I was under the impression that I'm average height or shorter.,"I'm 168 cm or 5'5"""
10020,How tall are you? I was under the impression that I'm average height or shorter.,"I'm 168 cm or 5'5""",Where are you from?
10021,"I'm 168 cm or 5'5""",Where are you from?,Scandinavia :P Why?
10022,How tall are you? I was under the impression that I'm average height or shorter.,"I'm 168 cm or 5'5""","1.94m

Sup.
"
10023,"I'm 168 cm or 5'5""","1.94m

Sup.
",Woah! 
10024,Interesting. How tall are you?,I'm 181 centimeters. So thats about a bit shy of 6 ft I think.,How's the weather up there?
10025,I'm 181 centimeters. So thats about a bit shy of 6 ft I think.,How's the weather up there?,I'm not that tall. I'm below the average male height. At least in my country (Netherlands).
10026,How's the weather up there?,I'm not that tall. I'm below the average male height. At least in my country (Netherlands).,What's the average there? 6'1? 6'2?
10027,I'm not that tall. I'm below the average male height. At least in my country (Netherlands).,What's the average there? 6'1? 6'2?,184 cm. So a tiny bit more then me. I'm pretty much normal. 
10028,"No idea. I know the metric system, I just can't convert.","&gt; 5'8""

You are 1 meter and 73 centimeters",I'm 4 meters and 20 centimeters tall
10029,I just realized that my height is 4 feet 20 inches.,I think am +5'7 ,How does your height compare to the average where you live?
10030,I think am +5'7 ,How does your height compare to the average where you live?,"Don't really know...maybe just above average.

I do not even know what my exact height lol"
10031,I just realized that my height is 4 feet 20 inches.,OH SHIT ME TOO,"4'20"", boi!"
10032,OH SHIT ME TOO,"4'20"", boi!",DAMN SON I AM PHYSICALLY LAUGHING AT THIS THREAD
10033,"4'20"", boi!",DAMN SON I AM PHYSICALLY LAUGHING AT THIS THREAD,If someone else was 69 inches tall the joke would be complete.
10034,DAMN SON I AM PHYSICALLY LAUGHING AT THIS THREAD,If someone else was 69 inches tall the joke would be complete.,I am 1.69m boiii
10035,DAMN SON I AM PHYSICALLY LAUGHING AT THIS THREAD,If someone else was 69 inches tall the joke would be complete.,My Dad is 69 inches tall? I remember he bought it up a few years ago after realising himself.
10036,DAMN SON I AM PHYSICALLY LAUGHING AT THIS THREAD,If someone else was 69 inches tall the joke would be complete.,69 inches is 1 inch taller than you btw
10037,I just realized that my height is 4 feet 20 inches.,I'm 5'2 everyone else in my family is 5'5 and/or taller ,Where are you from?
10038,I'm 5'2 everyone else in my family is 5'5 and/or taller ,Where are you from?,"Colorado, what about you? "
10039,I just realized that my height is 4 feet 20 inches.,"Ahahaha me too, man, im dead",Doooood
10040,"Ahahaha me too, man, im dead",Doooood,Broooooi
10041,All of my grades came back,Congrats!,Thank you! How has your day been?
10042,Congrats!,Thank you! How has your day been?,gz
10043,Thank you! How has your day been?,gz,Gz?
10044,gz,Gz?,Gargantuan zebra
10045,gz,Gz?,Gad Zooks!
10046,gz,Gz?,Gratuitous zymurgy. (He got drunk)
10047,gz,Gz?,Gz.
10048,Gz?,Gz.,gz = congratulations
10049,Gz?,Gz.,GZ!
10050,All of my grades came back,Congrats OP. Good luck with your second year. ,"Thank you good man! If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend watching Wonder Woman."
10051,Congrats OP. Good luck with your second year. ,"Thank you good man! If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend watching Wonder Woman.",gonna watch it with my cousins at the end of this month on my visit to India!
10052,"Thank you good man! If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend watching Wonder Woman.",gonna watch it with my cousins at the end of this month on my visit to India!,"Fingers crossed they come sooner, it's a good film. You won't get spoilers from me."
10053,All of my grades came back,"I'm going to write my exam today. Hope, I can have the same feeling as you  later on. ","How long is the exam?

Make sure to stay hydrated and best of luck."
10054,"I'm going to write my exam today. Hope, I can have the same feeling as you  later on. ","How long is the exam?

Make sure to stay hydrated and best of luck.",90 Minutes of Electric Maschine. Danke schön. 
10055,"How long is the exam?

Make sure to stay hydrated and best of luck.",90 Minutes of Electric Maschine. Danke schön. ,"90 minutes isn't bad, though I can't advise you on the subject.

Will a ""break a leg"" work?"
10056,All of my grades came back,Congrats! I got my university grades a few days ago aswell and was very pleased with them! ,"That's what I like to hear!

Are you finished completely or due to go back in September?"
10057,Congrats! I got my university grades a few days ago aswell and was very pleased with them! ,"That's what I like to hear!

Are you finished completely or due to go back in September?",Completely finished. 
10058,"That's what I like to hear!

Are you finished completely or due to go back in September?",Completely finished. ,Yes! Where to next?
10059,All of my grades came back,Well done OP! ,What you studying?
10060,Well done OP! ,What you studying?,"Economics and accounting, yourself? "
10061,What you studying?,"Economics and accounting, yourself? ","Mental health.

That's a great field to go into, loads of opportunities for you to delve into."
10062,"Economics and accounting, yourself? ","Mental health.

That's a great field to go into, loads of opportunities for you to delve into.","That sounds great. What are you thinking of doing after you finish? 
"
10063,"Mental health.

That's a great field to go into, loads of opportunities for you to delve into.","That sounds great. What are you thinking of doing after you finish? 
",Social work with vulnerable adults. I'll need a masters first and plans might change.
10064,Here's a hypothetical question for you,"I would walk in one direction, just to see if it really was empty.","Just walking, forever and ever"
10065,"I would walk in one direction, just to see if it really was empty.","Just walking, forever and ever",I would have *killer* thighs.
10066,"Just walking, forever and ever",I would have *killer* thighs.,And tiny little arms
10067,"Hey redditors, what is your life motto ?",Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding.,"Wow, this is much better than mine !"
10068,Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding.,"Wow, this is much better than mine !",It's from the Bible. Proverbs 4:7. :)
10069,"Hey redditors, what is your life motto ?","""I'm going to die eventually, might as well make the best of it while I'm still alive.""",I need to do this more. I'm always hesitating for no good reason.
10070,"""I'm going to die eventually, might as well make the best of it while I'm still alive.""",I need to do this more. I'm always hesitating for no good reason.,That's the spirit! Make the most out of life while you still can!
10071,"Hey redditors, what is your life motto ?",What's a motto?,It's a short sentence that you use to express one of your principle or a goal.
10072,What's a motto?,It's a short sentence that you use to express one of your principle or a goal.,I know. I was trying to make a Lion King reference.
10073,It's a short sentence that you use to express one of your principle or a goal.,I know. I was trying to make a Lion King reference.,"Oooh, I've never seen it hahaha."
10074,"Look to your left, the first object you see will help you survive in the zombie apocalypse. What is it ?",A flag of Denmark. I heard rumors about zombies being afraid of the Vikings.,Vikings are not from Demark.
10075,A flag of Denmark. I heard rumors about zombies being afraid of the Vikings.,Vikings are not from Demark.,Good for you. If you want to be wrong then be wrong.
10076,"Look to your left, the first object you see will help you survive in the zombie apocalypse. What is it ?",A flag of Denmark. I heard rumors about zombies being afraid of the Vikings.,Beware of the terrible Viking Zombies !
10077,A flag of Denmark. I heard rumors about zombies being afraid of the Vikings.,Beware of the terrible Viking Zombies !,It somehow reminds me of the revived Vrykul in Warcraft.
10078,"Look to your left, the first object you see will help you survive in the zombie apocalypse. What is it ?",Small potted plant.  Looks like I'm zombie food.,Eat the plant a throw the pot at a zombie !
10079,Small potted plant.  Looks like I'm zombie food.,Eat the plant a throw the pot at a zombie !,"I'd probably miss, then me amd the plant are toast
"
10080,"Look to your left, the first object you see will help you survive in the zombie apocalypse. What is it ?",Nail polish,Fab zombies 
10081,Nail polish,Fab zombies ,Surviving the apocalypse with my mad manicure skills
10082,"Look to your left, the first object you see will help you survive in the zombie apocalypse. What is it ?","An empty ceramic bowl with some potato chip crumbs.

I'm screwed.",Use the bowl as a helmet !
10083,"An empty ceramic bowl with some potato chip crumbs.

I'm screwed.",Use the bowl as a helmet !,"And get my perfectly styled hair greasy? No thanks, I'd rather die than live with greasy hair!"
10084,"Look to your left, the first object you see will help you survive in the zombie apocalypse. What is it ?",A battery charger... 👀,Use it as a whip !
10085,A battery charger... 👀,Use it as a whip !,I'll protect everyone! wooohooo!
10086,"Look to your left, the first object you see will help you survive in the zombie apocalypse. What is it ?",Protein bar.  Guess I could use it as a brick. Melee weapon. ,Can also serve as food !
10087,Protein bar.  Guess I could use it as a brick. Melee weapon. ,Can also serve as food !,This is true.  I only assumed a brick because it expires tomorrow. haha.
10088,"Look to your left, the first object you see will help you survive in the zombie apocalypse. What is it ?","An alarm clock. 

I guess it will wake me up in time to run away from the zombies?",Could be a useful distraction !
10089,"An alarm clock. 

I guess it will wake me up in time to run away from the zombies?",Could be a useful distraction !,I guess it could be that!
10090,"Look to your left, the first object you see will help you survive in the zombie apocalypse. What is it ?",Scissors. I wonder how useful they'll be. Wew.,I think this is the first real weapon I've seen today lol.
10091,Scissors. I wonder how useful they'll be. Wew.,I think this is the first real weapon I've seen today lol.,It seems like it too :D
10092,"Look to your left, the first object you see will help you survive in the zombie apocalypse. What is it ?",I've got..a blanket. I'm dead. ,You can hide under it !
10093,I've got..a blanket. I'm dead. ,You can hide under it !,"Unless I am in a safe spot, with a door securely locked, I doubt it. "
10094,"Look to your left, the first object you see will help you survive in the zombie apocalypse. What is it ?",My friends. He can be a human sheild,He can also double as food.
10095,My friends. He can be a human sheild,He can also double as food.,true
10096,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,I'm down.,Are you biologically male?
10097,I'm down.,Are you biologically male?,No.
10098,Are you biologically male?,No.,Do you play an instrument 
10099,No.,Do you play an instrument ,Nope.
10100,Do you play an instrument ,Nope.,Do you smoke weed
10101,Nope.,Do you smoke weed,No.
10102,Do you smoke weed,No.,Do you consider yourself a feminist
10103,No.,Do you consider yourself a feminist,"Not really, no."
10104,Do you consider yourself a feminist,"Not really, no.",Do you like puzzles?
10105,"Not really, no.",Do you like puzzles?,"No, I don't."
10106,Do you like puzzles?,"No, I don't.",*gulp*
10107,"No, I don't.",*gulp*,Sorry!
10108,*gulp*,Sorry!,"You win some,  you lose some. "
10109,Do you like puzzles?,"No, I don't.",Did you like your name? 
10110,"No, I don't.",Did you like your name? ,"My first name? Yeah, I like it. "
10111,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,"Sure, why not?",Do you have a favorite tv show
10112,"Sure, why not?",Do you have a favorite tv show,I haven't watched TV in 5 years or so. I actually don't even have a TV.
10113,Do you have a favorite tv show,I haven't watched TV in 5 years or so. I actually don't even have a TV.,Do you like steaks
10114,I haven't watched TV in 5 years or so. I actually don't even have a TV.,Do you like steaks,"Eh, I don't go out of my way to eat steak. At least a decade since I had a good steak."
10115,Do you like steaks,"Eh, I don't go out of my way to eat steak. At least a decade since I had a good steak.",Are you an insomniac
10116,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,Okay. ,Do you have a cat
10117,Okay. ,Do you have a cat,Cats. Yes. 
10118,Do you have a cat,Cats. Yes. ,2?
10119,Cats. Yes. ,2?,"14 (2 indoors, 12 outdoor). "
10120,2?,"14 (2 indoors, 12 outdoor). ",Huh 
10121,2?,"14 (2 indoors, 12 outdoor). ",you're my kind of person. 
10122,"14 (2 indoors, 12 outdoor). ",you're my kind of person. ,:) Want a kitten? Haha.
10123,2?,"14 (2 indoors, 12 outdoor). ",Ok I got your number when it comes to indoor cats
10124,"14 (2 indoors, 12 outdoor). ",Ok I got your number when it comes to indoor cats,Yes :) 
10125,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,I have a while before the day ends.  Go for it.,Do you collect anything
10126,I have a while before the day ends.  Go for it.,Do you collect anything,No.
10127,Do you collect anything,No.,Do you like outdoor activities
10128,No.,Do you like outdoor activities,Not particularly.
10129,Do you like outdoor activities,Not particularly.,Do you like music
10130,Not particularly.,Do you like music,Yes
10131,Do you like music,Yes,Metal and/or punk?
10132,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,Sure,Do you prefer loose leaf teas
10133,Sure,Do you prefer loose leaf teas,Its the only sort of tea I drink.
10134,Do you prefer loose leaf teas,Its the only sort of tea I drink.,Winner winner chicken dinner! Me too!
10135,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,Okay,Have you ever seen arrested development?
10136,Okay,Have you ever seen arrested development?,"No (don't even know what it could be, a TV show I guess?)"
10137,Have you ever seen arrested development?,"No (don't even know what it could be, a TV show I guess?)",Do you like history documentaries
10138,"No (don't even know what it could be, a TV show I guess?)",Do you like history documentaries,absolutely yes
10139,Have you ever seen arrested development?,"No (don't even know what it could be, a TV show I guess?)","A very good tv show, yes."
10140,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,Bring it on! ,Do you like nachos
10141,Bring it on! ,Do you like nachos,I LOVE nachos!!! Yum I'm going to go get me some now! You wanna come with?  :)
10142,Do you like nachos,I LOVE nachos!!! Yum I'm going to go get me some now! You wanna come with?  :),YES.  My last meal would be nachos if I had a say. 
10143,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,Hit me!,Do you think the earth is flat
10144,Hit me!,Do you think the earth is flat,No
10145,Do you think the earth is flat,No,We've got that in common lol
10146,No,We've got that in common lol,I wouldn't say the world's shape is a particular interest of mine :) 
10147,We've got that in common lol,I wouldn't say the world's shape is a particular interest of mine :) ,Hey at 3am anything goes for me
10148,I wouldn't say the world's shape is a particular interest of mine :) ,Hey at 3am anything goes for me,Fair :)
10149,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,"No, I'm up :)",Would you prefer going to an aquarium over going to the zoo?
10150,"No, I'm up :)",Would you prefer going to an aquarium over going to the zoo?,Yup! 
10151,Would you prefer going to an aquarium over going to the zoo?,Yup! ,Hi friend ;)
10152,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,Hit me ,Do you like the show silicon valley
10153,Hit me ,Do you like the show silicon valley,"never seen it, sooooo - this doesn't count? D:"
10154,Do you like the show silicon valley,"never seen it, sooooo - this doesn't count? D:",Are you competitive when you play games
10155,"never seen it, sooooo - this doesn't count? D:",Are you competitive when you play games,"I play to win, but I don't take losing badly."
10156,Are you competitive when you play games,"I play to win, but I don't take losing badly.",I'd describe myself the same way!
10157,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,Sounds fun!,Do you have a plan for the apocalypse (zombie or other)
10158,Sounds fun!,Do you have a plan for the apocalypse (zombie or other),I don't!
10159,Do you have a plan for the apocalypse (zombie or other),I don't!,Do you like camping
10160,I don't!,Do you like camping,Nope sorry! 
10161,Do you like camping,Nope sorry! ,Do you prefer salty foods over sweet?
10162,Nope sorry! ,Do you prefer salty foods over sweet?,No I have a big sweet tooth!
10163,Do you prefer salty foods over sweet?,No I have a big sweet tooth!,Do you like to cook
10164,No I have a big sweet tooth!,Do you like to cook,I do like to cook!
10165,Do you like to cook,I do like to cook!,Booyashaka!
10166,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,Yo,Do you like massages
10167,Yo,Do you like massages,Don't really get them frequently but I wouldn't dislike them 
10168,Do you like massages,Don't really get them frequently but I wouldn't dislike them ,Do you like giving them
10169,Don't really get them frequently but I wouldn't dislike them ,Do you like giving them,Nah
10170,Do you like giving them,Nah,Do you practice any martial arts
10171,Nah,Do you practice any martial arts,Nope
10172,Do you practice any martial arts,Nope,Do you like watching doccer/football games
10173,Nope,Do you like watching doccer/football games,Nope
10174,Do you like watching doccer/football games,Nope,Do you like coffee
10175,Nope,Do you like coffee,Actually never had it 
10176,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,Sounds fun,Do you do any crafts
10177,Sounds fun,Do you do any crafts,Guilty :P
10178,Do you do any crafts,Guilty :P,Boom!
10179,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,I'm up for some questions and always looking for new people to chat with!,:) do you like stand up comedy
10180,I'm up for some questions and always looking for new people to chat with!,:) do you like stand up comedy,"Not really. Sometimes I find a few jokes funny here and there, but not usually!"
10181,:) do you like stand up comedy,"Not really. Sometimes I find a few jokes funny here and there, but not usually!",Do you like movies
10182,"Not really. Sometimes I find a few jokes funny here and there, but not usually!",Do you like movies,Who doesn't 
10183,Do you like movies,Who doesn't ,Action movies?
10184,"Not really. Sometimes I find a few jokes funny here and there, but not usually!",Do you like movies,Somewhat. I'm more of a TV shows kind of person. 
10185,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,Hello!,Do you like hiking
10186,Hello!,Do you like hiking,Well that was easy - yes! Except I call it bushwalking! :)
10187,Do you like hiking,Well that was easy - yes! Except I call it bushwalking! :),That's adorable!!!
10188,Well that was easy - yes! Except I call it bushwalking! :),That's adorable!!!,hahahah I'm Australian - that what it is here!
10189,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,Hello.,Do you think artificial intelligence can eventually become sentient
10190,Hello.,Do you think artificial intelligence can eventually become sentient,Yes if all the scifi movies are accurate about that subject.
10191,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,Down for anything ,Do you like going on rollercoasters
10192,Down for anything ,Do you like going on rollercoasters,"They're alright, I can't scream though. I just can't, no idea why. "
10193,Do you like going on rollercoasters,"They're alright, I can't scream though. I just can't, no idea why. ",Do you like horror movies
10194,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,"Go for it. 
",Do you prefer mountains over the beach
10195,"Go for it. 
",Do you prefer mountains over the beach,Mountains 
10196,Do you prefer mountains over the beach,Mountains ,Me too let's go sometime 
10197,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,Come at me. ,Do you like puns
10198,Come at me. ,Do you like puns,Yeah they're punny. 
10199,Do you like puns,Yeah they're punny. ,"👫idk your gender, but if you can see this emoji, that's us"
10200,Yeah they're punny. ,"👫idk your gender, but if you can see this emoji, that's us","I'm a girl, guessing you're the dude? Haha "
10201,"👫idk your gender, but if you can see this emoji, that's us","I'm a girl, guessing you're the dude? Haha ",One of us is in drag 
10202,"I'm a girl, guessing you're the dude? Haha ",One of us is in drag ,I have been dragged. 
10203,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,"If you're still doing this, I'm down.",Do you like sushi
10204,"If you're still doing this, I'm down.",Do you like sushi,yup
10205,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,I will give you a virtual high five. ,Do you like bike riding
10206,I will give you a virtual high five. ,Do you like bike riding,Hate it actually. I bf ad a bad experience. 
10207,Do you like bike riding,Hate it actually. I bf ad a bad experience. ,Oof that was a strike out.  Do you like game of thrones? Either the book or movie 
10208,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,"Let's do this, Judas.",So you think space is cool 
10209,"Let's do this, Judas.",So you think space is cool ,"Who doesn't? Space is so *vast*, msn"
10210,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,Yes,Is halloween your favorite holiday?
10211,Yes,Is halloween your favorite holiday?,No 
10212,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,Sure thing!,Do you prefer a sausage pizza over pepperoni?
10213,Sure thing!,Do you prefer a sausage pizza over pepperoni?,Hell yeah I do!
10214,Do you prefer a sausage pizza over pepperoni?,Hell yeah I do!,Yah buddy!
10215,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,Go ahead,Burger medium rare?
10216,Go ahead,Burger medium rare?,Yes
10217,Burger medium rare?,Yes,Perfect choice bud 🍔
10218,Yes,Perfect choice bud 🍔,Yes?
10219,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,Is that your first question? ,"No, are you asking questions now!"
10220,Is that your first question? ,"No, are you asking questions now!",Wasn't planning on it. Does that count as your second question? 
10221,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,Let's do this. ,Did you like the movie mad max fury road
10222,Let's do this. ,Did you like the movie mad max fury road,"You know, I haven't seen it. I really want to watch it though. "
10223,I'm going to find a common interest in 5 yes/no questions.,I really don't want to be at work today so let's pass some time.,You ever have a pet hamster 
10224,I really don't want to be at work today so let's pass some time.,You ever have a pet hamster ,"I currently have one and his cage proudly says ""Princess"" in a big pink sticker."
10225,Tell me about you,"Smart
Handsome
Hard working",All three are great! I'd say you got a pretty good thing going for you.
10226,"Smart
Handsome
Hard working",All three are great! I'd say you got a pretty good thing going for you.,Wat about u?
10227,All three are great! I'd say you got a pretty good thing going for you.,Wat about u?,"I care a lot
I kinda love kanye 
I need breakfast everyday "
10228,Wat about u?,"I care a lot
I kinda love kanye 
I need breakfast everyday ","Uhmm so  kind, music lover and a foodie...nice"
10229,"I care a lot
I kinda love kanye 
I need breakfast everyday ","Uhmm so  kind, music lover and a foodie...nice",Lol yeah that sums it up 
10230,"Uhmm so  kind, music lover and a foodie...nice",Lol yeah that sums it up ,So were u able to get ur mind off those few things yet?
10231,Tell me about you,"I like to travel
I'm an artist
I play a lot of video games ",Pc games or mobile games?
10232,"I like to travel
I'm an artist
I play a lot of video games ",Pc games or mobile games?,PC and console games. 
10233,Pc games or mobile games?,PC and console games. ,Nice
10234,Need a show/youtuber to binge watch,well what are your interests?,"anime, Rick and Morty, cgp grey, and humorous podcasts"
10235,well what are your interests?,"anime, Rick and Morty, cgp grey, and humorous podcasts","""...humorous podcasts.""

Try Sleepycabin. Although I doubt you haven't heard of them. "
10236,"anime, Rick and Morty, cgp grey, and humorous podcasts","""...humorous podcasts.""

Try Sleepycabin. Although I doubt you haven't heard of them. ",thanks for the podcast recommendation :)
10237,"I just finished watching ""The Office"". What now?",Watch the British one. It's arguably better.,"Will do, thanks! But that's only two seasons, so what do I do on wednesday? :P "
10238,Watch the British one. It's arguably better.,"Will do, thanks! But that's only two seasons, so what do I do on wednesday? :P ",Watch an actually good sitcom :p
10239,"Will do, thanks! But that's only two seasons, so what do I do on wednesday? :P ",Watch an actually good sitcom :p,"The Office was amazing, but what do you have in mind? "
10240,"I just finished watching ""The Office"". What now?",It's always sunny in Philadelphia! ,"Thank you, will try that :) What's it about? "
10241,It's always sunny in Philadelphia! ,"Thank you, will try that :) What's it about? ",Depraved indifference
10242,My girlfriend said she wants to marry me :),CONGRATS!,Haha thank you! I just hate having to wait to ask. 
10243,CONGRATS!,Haha thank you! I just hate having to wait to ask. ,Worth the wait I think :)
10244,My girlfriend said she wants to marry me :),I had mono once. Slept for like a month straight ,I'm not overly tired I just am in so much pain 
10245,I had mono once. Slept for like a month straight ,I'm not overly tired I just am in so much pain ,What is mono ? 
10246,My girlfriend said she wants to marry me :),"Life is short, congrats",Life is short and you are hot.
10247,"Life is short, congrats",Life is short and you are hot.,That episode made me cry!
10248,Life is short and you are hot.,That episode made me cry!,Same....
10249,Welcome New Mods!,People don't ban me,Did somebody say ban? 
10250,People don't ban me,Did somebody say ban? ,"Drop the banhammer, MDP."
10251,People don't ban me,Did somebody say ban? ,WHERE? :D
10252,Did somebody say ban? ,WHERE? :D,"I dunno, we better be ready though "
10253,WHERE? :D,"I dunno, we better be ready though ",I'm always ready with the ban hammer!
10254,"I dunno, we better be ready though ",I'm always ready with the ban hammer!,I hear that sister! 
10255,"Fill in the blanks: ""If it weren't for ________, I would be ________.""","If it weren't for my SO, I'd be dead. ","Whoa, did he/she save you from drowning/ an external danger, or from suicide/hating life?"
10256,"If it weren't for my SO, I'd be dead. ","Whoa, did he/she save you from drowning/ an external danger, or from suicide/hating life?",Last one ! I went through a lot of shit in my life and meeting my SO just saved me :)
10257,"Fill in the blanks: ""If it weren't for ________, I would be ________.""","If it weren't for me, I would be successful.",That's not the way to blame others for your problems!  Try again
10258,"If it weren't for me, I would be successful.",That's not the way to blame others for your problems!  Try again,It's not my fault if I keep blaming myself.
10259,That's not the way to blame others for your problems!  Try again,It's not my fault if I keep blaming myself.,Better...
10260,"Fill in the blanks: ""If it weren't for ________, I would be ________.""","If it weren't for my Master's thesis, I'd be well rested",Hang in there!
10261,"If it weren't for my Master's thesis, I'd be well rested",Hang in there!,Last night working on it! I'm god damn exhausted
10262,"Hey guys, would you say you are lonely?",Damn my scores pretty impressive. 37.,Damn indeed my man. Is that accurate or do you think it doesn't really say anything about you?
10263,Damn my scores pretty impressive. 37.,Damn indeed my man. Is that accurate or do you think it doesn't really say anything about you?,Has me to a tee.  
10264,Damn indeed my man. Is that accurate or do you think it doesn't really say anything about you?,Has me to a tee.  ,"Well that's one idiom I haven't heard before haha.

But hey, you wanna talk about it?"
10265,"Hey guys, would you say you are lonely?",38.,"Maaan, you beat me. 33 checking in. Re-match next year? ;)"
10266,38.,"Maaan, you beat me. 33 checking in. Re-match next year? ;)",Next year? Try again in 1 month. My ex is seeing a new guy.
10267,"Maaan, you beat me. 33 checking in. Re-match next year? ;)",Next year? Try again in 1 month. My ex is seeing a new guy.,"That must be tough :/ But you know what they say, time heals all wounds. Give it time."
10268,"Hey guys, would you say you are lonely?",I got 33 😔,"Me too, high-five! Maybe 33 is a lucky number, and we're the lucky ones?"
10269,I got 33 😔,"Me too, high-five! Maybe 33 is a lucky number, and we're the lucky ones?",High-five! Hopefully it is and that we don't feel lonely at all anymore
10270,"Me too, high-five! Maybe 33 is a lucky number, and we're the lucky ones?",High-five! Hopefully it is and that we don't feel lonely at all anymore,"That's what's gonna happen one day, I know it! Stay positive!"
10271,High-five! Hopefully it is and that we don't feel lonely at all anymore,"That's what's gonna happen one day, I know it! Stay positive!",Yes! You too :)
10272,How much has your life changed in the last 2 years?,I have actually grown wings and I can breathe fire.,"Yeah, but can you whistle like me? "
10273,I have actually grown wings and I can breathe fire.,"Yeah, but can you whistle like me? ",....um no. I can't even whistle. You win.
10274,How much has your life changed in the last 2 years?,like a lot. ,Good 
10275,like a lot. ,Good ,Yes. 
10276,Game: Give 3 incredible facts about yourself but one of them is false and we have to find which one it is,"1. I'm an only child 

2. I have no student debt 

3. I drive a BMW M4","My guess is 3, the one about the BMW"
10277,"1. I'm an only child 

2. I have no student debt 

3. I drive a BMW M4","My guess is 3, the one about the BMW",I do drive a Beemer but not a M4 
10278,Game: Give 3 incredible facts about yourself but one of them is false and we have to find which one it is,"1) I've been in 37 American States
2) I've never moved houses
3) I've been to Europe",Obviously 2 lol
10279,"1) I've been in 37 American States
2) I've never moved houses
3) I've been to Europe",Obviously 2 lol,"Actually no, haha"
10280,Obviously 2 lol,"Actually no, haha","WHAT HOW

Then 1"
10281,Game: Give 3 incredible facts about yourself but one of them is false and we have to find which one it is,I once rode a limo 2 miles. I am wearing plaid underwear. I am gluten-free.,Why were you riding in a limo?
10282,I once rode a limo 2 miles. I am wearing plaid underwear. I am gluten-free.,Why were you riding in a limo?,Grandmother rented it as a joke.
10283,Why were you riding in a limo?,Grandmother rented it as a joke.,Do you have any idea of how much it costed to rent?
10284,Grandmother rented it as a joke.,Do you have any idea of how much it costed to rent?,"No idea. She's a millionaire though, so it didn't matter much to her."
10285,Do you have any idea of how much it costed to rent?,"No idea. She's a millionaire though, so it didn't matter much to her.",Where did you go in the limo?
10286,Game: Give 3 incredible facts about yourself but one of them is false and we have to find which one it is,I once rode a limo 2 miles. I am wearing plaid underwear. I am gluten-free.,I'm gonna guess you're not gluten-free?
10287,I once rode a limo 2 miles. I am wearing plaid underwear. I am gluten-free.,I'm gonna guess you're not gluten-free?,DING DING DING
10288,I'm gonna guess you're not gluten-free?,DING DING DING,Yay! I'm a ding ding!
10289,I think I'm in love.,This is so so so so so so sweet. Tell us more! How did you meet her? Thrilled for you both!,"TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE, DID YOU GET VERY FAR?"
10290,This is so so so so so so sweet. Tell us more! How did you meet her? Thrilled for you both!,"TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE, DID YOU GET VERY FAR?",omg it's totally like that. I AM A PINK LADY AT LAST
10291,"Cleaning out my Spotify, I noticed that there are sections of genres added that directly coincide with relationships I've had over the years. It's basically a catalogue of their personalities through music.",My daughter ,That's either a good thing or a bad thing 
10292,My daughter ,That's either a good thing or a bad thing ,It has been messy for the first few years but now things are great :) 
10293,That's either a good thing or a bad thing ,It has been messy for the first few years but now things are great :) ,Good to hear that :)
10294,That's either a good thing or a bad thing ,It has been messy for the first few years but now things are great :) ,That's good! :)
10295,"Cleaning out my Spotify, I noticed that there are sections of genres added that directly coincide with relationships I've had over the years. It's basically a catalogue of their personalities through music.",My daughter ,"Yes, I have a few souvenirs from your daughter!"
10296,My daughter ,"Yes, I have a few souvenirs from your daughter!",How's middle school going for you?
10297,"Cleaning out my Spotify, I noticed that there are sections of genres added that directly coincide with relationships I've had over the years. It's basically a catalogue of their personalities through music.","One of my exs introduced me to East Coast style rap. The old school, good stuff. Oh yes.",Gotta love the old school.
10298,"One of my exs introduced me to East Coast style rap. The old school, good stuff. Oh yes.",Gotta love the old school.,My favourite artists are Oasis and u2.
10299,Who the hell else can't whistle?,I can whistle.. but not by putting my fingers in my mouth.. this is frustrating.,"My dad can sound like a train horn by doing that, it's ridiculous. "
10300,I can whistle.. but not by putting my fingers in my mouth.. this is frustrating.,"My dad can sound like a train horn by doing that, it's ridiculous. ","yeah, finger whistling can be LOUD :)"
10301,Today was a shit day,The Moon Will Rise - And You Will Sleeb ,Awesome! Thanks.
10302,The Moon Will Rise - And You Will Sleeb ,Awesome! Thanks.,You're welcome chief
10303,Today was a shit day,Same dude,What about the upcoming weeks? Are you gonna do anything you want to share?
10304,Same dude,What about the upcoming weeks? Are you gonna do anything you want to share?,No more school... so just chill...
10305,What about the upcoming weeks? Are you gonna do anything you want to share?,No more school... so just chill...,Great! Thats awesome are still in high school or college/uni?
10306,No more school... so just chill...,Great! Thats awesome are still in high school or college/uni?,Hs
10307,How do you guys eat your burger so that the condiments don't fall all over the place?,Turn em upside down,Turn it inside out
10308,Turn em upside down,Turn it inside out,I want your flair. 
10309,Turn it inside out,I want your flair. ,We can share if you play nicely 
10310,How do you guys eat your burger so that the condiments don't fall all over the place?,Just accept messy burgers into your life ,The only true answer
10311,Just accept messy burgers into your life ,The only true answer,Relish them
10312,The only true answer,Relish them,let us each enjoy them in our own way
10313,Relish them,let us each enjoy them in our own way,Ketch me up on what we're talking about
10314,Just accept messy burgers into your life ,The only true answer,The only true username
10315,How do you guys eat your burger so that the condiments don't fall all over the place?,Circular motions ,Like you eat the burger while rotating and have the middle part at the end? 
10316,Circular motions ,Like you eat the burger while rotating and have the middle part at the end? ,"Yeah, never fails and keeps everything evened out "
10317,Like you eat the burger while rotating and have the middle part at the end? ,"Yeah, never fails and keeps everything evened out ","It's so crazy that it might work, loses some coolness points in public though
"
10318,"Yeah, never fails and keeps everything evened out ","It's so crazy that it might work, loses some coolness points in public though
",The public will respect your hustle
10319,How do you guys eat your burger so that the condiments don't fall all over the place?,"Cut it in half. Seriously, it works. My momma taught me that one :)","That actually makes sense, less time for the meat to get squeezed back and fall out"
10320,"Cut it in half. Seriously, it works. My momma taught me that one :)","That actually makes sense, less time for the meat to get squeezed back and fall out",/thread
10321,How do you guys eat your burger so that the condiments don't fall all over the place?,Order burger only when you drunk enough to not think about how to eat it.,How do I give orders to my burger?
10322,Order burger only when you drunk enough to not think about how to eat it.,How do I give orders to my burger?,"&gt; How do I give orders to my burger?

You can, if you drunk enough)"
10323,How do I give orders to my burger?,"&gt; How do I give orders to my burger?

You can, if you drunk enough)",Ahh makes sense :)
10324,A small favor that'll change a look on the world.,[:)](imgur.com/EyNW9xH) ,"Hey, your link is broken. [I fixed it for you.](imgur.com/EyNW9xH)"
10325,[:)](imgur.com/EyNW9xH) ,"Hey, your link is broken. [I fixed it for you.](imgur.com/EyNW9xH)","That's annoying, I did it with the Reddit App link feature! Simple bugs like that are annoying."
10326,"Hey, your link is broken. [I fixed it for you.](imgur.com/EyNW9xH)","That's annoying, I did it with the Reddit App link feature! Simple bugs like that are annoying.","I actually tried to ""relink"" it with the feature and it failed again... "
10327,"That's annoying, I did it with the Reddit App link feature! Simple bugs like that are annoying.","I actually tried to ""relink"" it with the feature and it failed again... ",On mobile I can't actually click your link but I can click mine...how weird!
10328,A small favor that'll change a look on the world.,"I like your creativity,  nice job .",Thank you! It's a small idea that'll go a long way 
10329,"I like your creativity,  nice job .",Thank you! It's a small idea that'll go a long way ,"This could be an app, and worth millions, be the one."
10330,Someone got into my car thinking I was an uber.,Gotta make sure that Uber sticker is on the windshield!,They have to have a sticker? Well there should be no issues then!
10331,Gotta make sure that Uber sticker is on the windshield!,They have to have a sticker? Well there should be no issues then!,Requirements varies from country to country
10332,"Hey Casuals, today is /r/CasualConversation's Third Birthday!",My professional opinion is that we all are filthy casuals. ,Professional?  I hardly her!
10333,My professional opinion is that we all are filthy casuals. ,Professional?  I hardly her!,"Yeah, the mods remember me, good moddo "
10334,What things do people say that you dislike?,"When people shorten certain words, my two least favorite are ""Prof"" and ""cig""","Why Prof? For cig, I've never heard of it."
10335,"When people shorten certain words, my two least favorite are ""Prof"" and ""cig""","Why Prof? For cig, I've never heard of it.","Cigarette, I don't hear it much any more and it was usually older people."
10336,What things do people say that you dislike?,"Saying ""I could care less"" instead of ""I couldn't care less.""",For all intensive purposes
10337,"Saying ""I could care less"" instead of ""I couldn't care less.""",For all intensive purposes,I will rage flip something if this doesnt stop
10338,For all intensive purposes,I will rage flip something if this doesnt stop,Per say
10339,What things do people say that you dislike?,"I'm all for sarcasm, but someone responding ""YA THINK?!?"" really grates on my nerves.","Good god no one has ever told me that, lol."
10340,"I'm all for sarcasm, but someone responding ""YA THINK?!?"" really grates on my nerves.","Good god no one has ever told me that, lol.","My response is generally ""I try not to."""
10341,What things do people say that you dislike?,"I'm all for sarcasm, but someone responding ""YA THINK?!?"" really grates on my nerves.","I felt the same way about ""duh"" when I was younger.

"
10342,"I'm all for sarcasm, but someone responding ""YA THINK?!?"" really grates on my nerves.","I felt the same way about ""duh"" when I was younger.

",Oh god. I'm guilty of this.
10343,What things do people say that you dislike?,"""Literally""

""Problematic""

""out of my league""

","Literally, basically, actually being repeated more than once in a sentence."
10344,"""Literally""

""Problematic""

""out of my league""

","Literally, basically, actually being repeated more than once in a sentence.",*eye twitch*
10345,What things do people say that you dislike?,"""Literally""

""Problematic""

""out of my league""

","I'm, like, literally dead"
10346,"""Literally""

""Problematic""

""out of my league""

","I'm, like, literally dead",No! No you're not! You responded!!
10347,"I'm, like, literally dead",No! No you're not! You responded!!,That's his/her dog typing.
10348,I'm eating cheetos with chopsticks,.... This is brilliant... I'm going to have to dig up some chopsticks ,The stainless steel/aluminum ones are easy to clean.
10349,.... This is brilliant... I'm going to have to dig up some chopsticks ,The stainless steel/aluminum ones are easy to clean.,Look into that I shall! 
10350,I'm eating cheetos with chopsticks,The important question is regular cheerios or honey nut cheerios.  Or off-brand?,It's white cheddar CHEETOS and it's cheetos brand.
10351,The important question is regular cheerios or honey nut cheerios.  Or off-brand?,It's white cheddar CHEETOS and it's cheetos brand.,White cheddar Cheetos are the best!!! 
10352,I'm eating cheetos with chopsticks,I use either a spoon or just crush the Cheetos so that I can just raise the bag and 'drink it'.,sounds like you should just use it as fry batter.
10353,I use either a spoon or just crush the Cheetos so that I can just raise the bag and 'drink it'.,sounds like you should just use it as fry batter.,Oh wow...you just gave me an idea....hahahaha thanks!
10354,I'm eating cheetos with chopsticks,I love doing this! Especially for Flamin Hor,Have you tried putting cheese on them?
10355,I love doing this! Especially for Flamin Hor,Have you tried putting cheese on them?,On Flamin' Hot Cheetos? No
10356,Let's spread some good feels. What makes you happy?,*I am happy when I find a new favourite band.*,"Try music-map.com  

Great way to find bands"
10357,*I am happy when I find a new favourite band.*,"Try music-map.com  

Great way to find bands","*Thanks, I will.*"
10358,Let's spread some good feels. What makes you happy?,Fruit smoothies make me happy. ,"same, my favourites are avocado, banana and strawberry ones, what about you?"
10359,Fruit smoothies make me happy. ,"same, my favourites are avocado, banana and strawberry ones, what about you?","Oh, I love strawberry banana smoothies!"
10360,Let's spread some good feels. What makes you happy?,Listening to Pink Floyd with some weed after a long day of studying Maths. That makes me happy.,Are you a math major?
10361,Listening to Pink Floyd with some weed after a long day of studying Maths. That makes me happy.,Are you a math major?,I'm studying maths degree in my hometown university. I'm finishing my first year already (:
10362,What are you looking forward to?,"Closing on my first house in 3 weeks. Still nervous, but definitely excited bout it.",Congrats! Moving in solo?
10363,"Closing on my first house in 3 weeks. Still nervous, but definitely excited bout it.",Congrats! Moving in solo?,"Thanks. No, wife and 3 dogs coming with!"
10364,What are things that you've realized about yourself since June 2016?,I'm lazier than I thought.,Nothing wrong with that! 
10365,I'm lazier than I thought.,Nothing wrong with that! ,thanks bro.
10366,Nothing wrong with that! ,thanks bro.,Anytime girl!
10367,thanks bro.,Anytime girl!,I have a penis btw.
10368,Anytime girl!,I have a penis btw.,*Classic reddit.*
10369,Anytime girl!,I have a penis btw.,Anytime bro!
10370,What's your username's origin story?,Mine's pretty obvious I'd assume.,You assume correctly.
10371,Mine's pretty obvious I'd assume.,You assume correctly.,Maybe you're not that Fokin' Square Headed after all. ;)
10372,What's your username's origin story?,I just really like ducks.,Don't we all?
10373,I just really like ducks.,Don't we all?,I certainly hope so. They're so cute!
10374,I just really like ducks.,Don't we all?,I don't like ducks. I quite afraid of them actually.
10375,What's your username's origin story?,I just really like ducks.,"I like how you roll.  
My user name is ""Daffy Duck"" in spanish."
10376,I just really like ducks.,"I like how you roll.  
My user name is ""Daffy Duck"" in spanish.","I noticed the Pato part, did not know about the Lucas bit! "
10377,Tell me something happy about yourself,"I picked out a booger I couldn't reach, I feel pretty accomplished",Your life seems super sorted. 
10378,"I picked out a booger I couldn't reach, I feel pretty accomplished",Your life seems super sorted. ,"Haha not really, probably failing a class this year. Sucks bird I'm makes it through"
10379,Tell me something happy about yourself,I'm sober 931 days today  WOOT WOOT,Congrats!!!
10380,I'm sober 931 days today  WOOT WOOT,Congrats!!!,thanks!
10381,"It's midnight and I'm so bored, send help.",Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,hii how're you?!😊🎉
10382,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,hii how're you?!😊🎉,I'm doing pretty good thank you so much for asking yourself 
10383,hii how're you?!😊🎉,I'm doing pretty good thank you so much for asking yourself ,"That's great!
I'm doing pretty good, I have a bit of a belly ache though :/"
10384,I'm doing pretty good thank you so much for asking yourself ,"That's great!
I'm doing pretty good, I have a bit of a belly ache though :/",Uh oh why?
10385,"That's great!
I'm doing pretty good, I have a bit of a belly ache though :/",Uh oh why?,I think I ate too fast haha 
10386,Uh oh why?,I think I ate too fast haha ,Uh oh lol 
10387,I think I ate too fast haha ,Uh oh lol ,"I would do it all again though lmao
It was pretty good!"
10388,Uh oh lol ,"I would do it all again though lmao
It was pretty good!",Awesome 
10389,"After two years living in ""the bad neighborhood"" I've overcome some prejudices I didn't know I had.",That's funny. My prejudice is like opposite of yours. ,How so? 
10390,That's funny. My prejudice is like opposite of yours. ,How so? ,"I think he hates the burguoisie.

"
10391,How so? ,"I think he hates the burguoisie.

","Well, he shouldn't let his distaste for sautéed mushrooms affect his political beliefs.  "
10392,"I think he hates the burguoisie.

","Well, he shouldn't let his distaste for sautéed mushrooms affect his political beliefs.  ","How ingenious, Mr. Algernon!

 *insert annoying laughter*"
10393,"After two years living in ""the bad neighborhood"" I've overcome some prejudices I didn't know I had.",bro.. give me a fucking break. ,The world is all sunshines &amp; rainbows
10394,bro.. give me a fucking break. ,The world is all sunshines &amp; rainbows,OP might be Kenneth the Page.
10395,"After two years living in ""the bad neighborhood"" I've overcome some prejudices I didn't know I had.","That's a good story,  but damn!  Tall black guys are usually pretty u scary",You making fun? 
10396,"That's a good story,  but damn!  Tall black guys are usually pretty u scary",You making fun? ,No? 
10397,"I feel like talking, talk to me guys?",What's up?? I love talking!,"Nothing much.  

&gt;I love talking! Same bacon hero! "
10398,What's up?? I love talking!,"Nothing much.  

&gt;I love talking! Same bacon hero! ",You didn't answer what was up tho D:
10399,"I feel like talking, talk to me guys?",Hello😀☺🙌👍😊,Hey! I love emojis :)
10400,Hello😀☺🙌👍😊,Hey! I love emojis :),Me too😀😊☺🙌👍👏
10401,Hey! I love emojis :),Me too😀😊☺🙌👍👏,hahaha
10402,Me too😀😊☺🙌👍👏,hahaha,So whatcha doing right now? 
10403,hahaha,So whatcha doing right now? ,"nothing, I'm just thinking...

What about you?"
10404,So whatcha doing right now? ,"nothing, I'm just thinking...

What about you?",Not much really lol 
10405,"nothing, I'm just thinking...

What about you?",Not much really lol ,"Do you feel like talking?
"
10406,Not much really lol ,"Do you feel like talking?
",Sure
10407,How's your Wednesday?,Exhausting. I'm about to crack open a cold one ,Yes for cold ones! 
10408,Exhausting. I'm about to crack open a cold one ,Yes for cold ones! ,Right?! It's mimosa time!
10409,How's your Wednesday?,"My Wednesday was great, actually.  I had an actual good day for the first time in a long time.

",Awesome! Happy for you :) 
10410,"My Wednesday was great, actually.  I had an actual good day for the first time in a long time.

",Awesome! Happy for you :) ,"Thank you!  Let's just say someone that I like actually didn't ignore me for once.

"
10411,Do you get excited when you a message notification icon on Reddit? I sure as heck do!,It's all I live for,What is up hotcars? Got a favorite car? I think Tesla's are pretty cool myself!
10412,It's all I live for,What is up hotcars? Got a favorite car? I think Tesla's are pretty cool myself!,I find Telsa's automobiles are a fine piece of work.
10413,Do you get excited when you a message notification icon on Reddit? I sure as heck do!,Ahh same here it's so good,Hello there friend!
10414,Ahh same here it's so good,Hello there friend!,:)
10415,Do you get excited when you a message notification icon on Reddit? I sure as heck do!,I do too! I know the feeling of not having many friend irl,If only interacting with people was as easy irl as on Reddit.
10416,I do too! I know the feeling of not having many friend irl,If only interacting with people was as easy irl as on Reddit.,Absolutely 😔 
10417,Do you get excited when you a message notification icon on Reddit? I sure as heck do!,"Yay, let's be friends. I like having internet friends, and getting orange envelops too. ",Evening Penguin!
10418,"Yay, let's be friends. I like having internet friends, and getting orange envelops too. ",Evening Penguin!,Howdy :)
10419,Evening Penguin!,Howdy :),Emperor penguin I see you are the boss man per say lol
10420,Howdy :),Emperor penguin I see you are the boss man per say lol,"Hahaha I like you, guy. And I like your post. Have an excellent evening. "
10421,Do you get excited when you a message notification icon on Reddit? I sure as heck do!,Yes... Totally yes. 100% yes... Yes,Here ya go friend orange inbox XD
10422,Yes... Totally yes. 100% yes... Yes,Here ya go friend orange inbox XD,Thank you kindly!
10423,Do you get excited when you a message notification icon on Reddit? I sure as heck do!,Do you really?,Just did right now with your post!
10424,Do you really?,Just did right now with your post!,Good!  Have another :P
10425,Just did right now with your post!,Good!  Have another :P,I'm just chilling playing a Pokémon fan game down to chat with all you individuals 
10426,Do you get excited when you a message notification icon on Reddit? I sure as heck do!,"I'm ecstatic to get any notification on any social media outlet, I'm so lonely.",Here you go!
10427,"I'm ecstatic to get any notification on any social media outlet, I'm so lonely.",Here you go!,"The best, you are 💛💛💛"
10428,Do you get excited when you a message notification icon on Reddit? I sure as heck do!,Seeing a message in my inbox makes me feel special. Thanks Reddit!,You are special again now XD
10429,Seeing a message in my inbox makes me feel special. Thanks Reddit!,You are special again now XD,Thanks :). You lift a small rock from the weight of my chest. Thank you again
10430,Do you get excited when you a message notification icon on Reddit? I sure as heck do!,"Every time except for after a bender. Then its ""what'd I say.....?!""",You are in trouble now man lol
10431,"Every time except for after a bender. Then its ""what'd I say.....?!""",You are in trouble now man lol,Take your damn upvote I actually woke up thinking who's shitty now? Lol
10432,Do you get excited when you a message notification icon on Reddit? I sure as heck do!,Four years in and an orange envelope still gives me the tingles.,Another tingle for ya now!
10433,Four years in and an orange envelope still gives me the tingles.,Another tingle for ya now!,"Thanks for that! 👍

How are you today?"
10434,Another tingle for ya now!,"Thanks for that! 👍

How are you today?",Eh can't complain off work need to get off Reddit and not laze around today though lol
10435,"What's the one television show you can always turn on and enjoy, no matter what episode is on?",Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. ,"Is there one character that steals the show, or are they all crazy?"
10436,Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. ,"Is there one character that steals the show, or are they all crazy?","Not OP but Frank Reynolds probably steals the show.  That being said, I love em all equally."
10437,"What's the one television show you can always turn on and enjoy, no matter what episode is on?","*It's HIMYM for me, too!*",YES! Watching as we speak! Lol 
10438,"*It's HIMYM for me, too!*",YES! Watching as we speak! Lol ,*I watched it in the morning today...*
10439,YES! Watching as we speak! Lol ,*I watched it in the morning today...*,"Saddest episode: season 8 episode 20 ""The Time Travellers"" "
10440,*I watched it in the morning today...*,"Saddest episode: season 8 episode 20 ""The Time Travellers"" ","*How many seasons are there, btw?*"
10441,"Saddest episode: season 8 episode 20 ""The Time Travellers"" ","*How many seasons are there, btw?*",There are 9. The HIMYM subreddit is awesome!
10442,"*How many seasons are there, btw?*",There are 9. The HIMYM subreddit is awesome!,*Never been there...*
10443,"What's the one television show you can always turn on and enjoy, no matter what episode is on?",Scrubs and Burn Notice,Scrubs is awesome! Love me some Zach Braff! 
10444,Scrubs and Burn Notice,Scrubs is awesome! Love me some Zach Braff! ,Yes! And Donald Faison too! I've gone through the series at least 4 or 5 times
10445,Scrubs is awesome! Love me some Zach Braff! ,Yes! And Donald Faison too! I've gone through the series at least 4 or 5 times,Wow!
10446,Scrubs and Burn Notice,Scrubs is awesome! Love me some Zach Braff! ,It's all about the janitor
10447,Scrubs is awesome! Love me some Zach Braff! ,It's all about the janitor,Ha!
10448,"I have been working for about a year now on actively improving my outlook on life and positivity, and can say with pride that I am happier than I've ever been on a consistent daily basis.",Are you me? That is literally my last year in a nutshell.,"That's not you, that's /u/XFAwkward"
10449,Are you me? That is literally my last year in a nutshell.,"That's not you, that's /u/XFAwkward",Sounds like me.
10450,"That's not you, that's /u/XFAwkward",Sounds like me.,Its us
10451,Sounds like me.,Its us,Hell yeah it is. Brothers in arms right?
10452,Its us,Hell yeah it is. Brothers in arms right?,U rite
10453,Hell yeah it is. Brothers in arms right?,U rite,Hell yeah! Love you bro! Depression is one hell of a killer and glad we both kicked its ass!
10454,There's this old saying in my country,"""She'll be right"" - New Zealand, the better version of Aussie",Is that how every new zealander end their sentence? 
10455,"""She'll be right"" - New Zealand, the better version of Aussie",Is that how every new zealander end their sentence? ,"No, us new zealanders just like to make fun of Australia :D"
10456,Is that how every new zealander end their sentence? ,"No, us new zealanders just like to make fun of Australia :D",Who doesn't. 
10457,There's this old saying in my country,"Vietnamese : Ði Pháp.

Literal translation : Going to France.

Meaning : Going to die.",How do you pronounce a d with a strikethrough
10458,"Vietnamese : Ði Pháp.

Literal translation : Going to France.

Meaning : Going to die.",How do you pronounce a d with a strikethrough,Th as in thing. I think.
10459,How do you pronounce a d with a strikethrough,Th as in thing. I think.,"that's a scandanavian thing, from the letter ""eth"""
10460,I just need a stranger to talk to for a bit.,Would you like to talk with me? Fair warning I like to talk about my faith.,Do you mind if I asked you a few questions about your faith ?
10461,Would you like to talk with me? Fair warning I like to talk about my faith.,Do you mind if I asked you a few questions about your faith ?,Don't mind :) go ahead!!!
10462,I just need a stranger to talk to for a bit.,Would you like to talk with me? Fair warning I like to talk about my faith.,Sure. Fair warning I am an atheist
10463,Would you like to talk with me? Fair warning I like to talk about my faith.,Sure. Fair warning I am an atheist,That's fine! I am open to talking to anyone! :D
10464,Sure. Fair warning I am an atheist,That's fine! I am open to talking to anyone! :D,"Great to hear, so what do you think of the carolina panthers this year?
"
10465,I just need a stranger to talk to for a bit.,What do you wanna talk about fam ?,Anything. Cars bikes. DnD. Tampons (not really)
10466,What do you wanna talk about fam ?,Anything. Cars bikes. DnD. Tampons (not really),You a sports fan ? You like Soccer ?
10467,Anything. Cars bikes. DnD. Tampons (not really),You a sports fan ? You like Soccer ?,"not much into soccer but i live in san antonio so i may as well learn a bit :)
"
10468,I just need a stranger to talk to for a bit.,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,"hi!
"
10469,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,"hi!
",How are you doing today? 
10470,"hi!
",How are you doing today? ,ive had better days for sure. but supprisingly not the worst how is yours
10471,How are you doing today? ,ive had better days for sure. but supprisingly not the worst how is yours,Pretty good 
10472,ive had better days for sure. but supprisingly not the worst how is yours,Pretty good ,That's great. 
10473,Pretty good ,That's great. ,😀☺😊🙌👍
10474,Am I the only one that has experienced this?,That's why I set my alarm clock as 24 hour. ,How would that have helped in this situation?
10475,That's why I set my alarm clock as 24 hour. ,How would that have helped in this situation?,"Because 0800 and 2000 are am and pm, respectively. No way to confuse am and pm with 24h time."
10476,"Just ordered my pet rock, I need name suggestions.",Dwayne. As in Dwayne Johnson. Let's be real here - there's no other option. :D,Well what about Sylvester the Stone? 
10477,Dwayne. As in Dwayne Johnson. Let's be real here - there's no other option. :D,Well what about Sylvester the Stone? ,"Good idea. Or Steve - for Steve Austin, who's known for being... rather *stone cold*."
10478,Well what about Sylvester the Stone? ,"Good idea. Or Steve - for Steve Austin, who's known for being... rather *stone cold*.","Haha shit, so many to choose from! Maybe I'll think of more if I get.... stoned..... :D"
10479,"Good idea. Or Steve - for Steve Austin, who's known for being... rather *stone cold*.","Haha shit, so many to choose from! Maybe I'll think of more if I get.... stoned..... :D",Stoney Soprano
10480,"Just ordered my pet rock, I need name suggestions.",Smie. It incorporates letters from the three classifications of rocks.,Explain. Lol 
10481,Smie. It incorporates letters from the three classifications of rocks.,Explain. Lol ,"Sedimentary, medimorphic, igneous, e"
10482,"Just ordered my pet rock, I need name suggestions.","Arthur.

It means ""rock"" or ""stone"" in Gaelic. ",Wow that just added a whole new level to King Arthur
10483,"Arthur.

It means ""rock"" or ""stone"" in Gaelic. ",Wow that just added a whole new level to King Arthur,Now you know.
10484,"Just ordered my pet rock, I need name suggestions.",[](/maudpie)Boulder,This one made me laugh lol 
10485,[](/maudpie)Boulder,This one made me laugh lol ,[](/maudcrunchy) Boulder's a perfectly fine name.
10486,This one made me laugh lol ,[](/maudcrunchy) Boulder's a perfectly fine name.,It's like naming a dog killer or something. 
10487,[](/maudcrunchy) Boulder's a perfectly fine name.,It's like naming a dog killer or something. ,"No, naming a dog killer is nasty. Boulder's just ironic."
10488,This one made me laugh lol ,[](/maudcrunchy) Boulder's a perfectly fine name.,"Oh shit, I can name it killer. Lol that's an ironic name. "
10489,"Just ordered my pet rock, I need name suggestions.","how about frank?
",Wanted something classier. 
10490,"how about frank?
",Wanted something classier. ,"how about reginald?
"
10491,Mushrooms,I don't eat anything that uses chitin as a structural protein. Mushrooms give me the creeps. ,What else uses chitin?  
10492,I don't eat anything that uses chitin as a structural protein. Mushrooms give me the creeps. ,What else uses chitin?  ,"Bugs, I think"
10493,Mushrooms,"Why yes, I love tripping!",:) I'm planning on tripping soon 
10494,"Why yes, I love tripping!",:) I'm planning on tripping soon ,LSD or shrooms?
10495,:) I'm planning on tripping soon ,LSD or shrooms?,Shrooms 2g or so 
10496,LSD or shrooms?,Shrooms 2g or so ,2g was wack for me id prolly enjoy like 1 -1.5 next time.
10497,Let's talk about some of your favorite music,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hello! 
10498,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hello! ,How are you doing today? 
10499,Hello! ,How are you doing today? ,Kind of guilty actually. 
10500,How are you doing today? ,Kind of guilty actually. ,I hope you feel much better🤗😇
10501,Kind of guilty actually. ,I hope you feel much better🤗😇,"Me too, thank you"
10502,I hope you feel much better🤗😇,"Me too, thank you",You are very welcome 
10503,Hello Redditiors how are you guys doing tonight?,Hi! Just finishing up Gotham and hoping I sleep well tonight. ,Awesome 
10504,Hi! Just finishing up Gotham and hoping I sleep well tonight. ,Awesome ,How are you? How was your Monday?
10505,Awesome ,How are you? How was your Monday?,Pretty good 
10506,How are you? How was your Monday?,Pretty good ,That's great to hear!
10507,Pretty good ,That's great to hear!,Yup😀😊☺🙌👍
10508,Hello Redditiors how are you guys doing tonight?,Playing fifa on my phone,Awesome 
10509,Playing fifa on my phone,Awesome ,Shall we play online?
10510,Awesome ,Shall we play online?,I'm not really a soccer fan lol.
10511,Shall we play online?,I'm not really a soccer fan lol.,Lol ok
10512,I'm not really a soccer fan lol.,Lol ok,Yup lol😂😅
10513,Shall we play online?,I'm not really a soccer fan lol.,How about any other game? Just asking...feelong bored
10514,I'm not really a soccer fan lol.,How about any other game? Just asking...feelong bored,Like what? 
10515,How about any other game? Just asking...feelong bored,Like what? ,Ur wish..any multiplayer online mobile game
10516,Like what? ,Ur wish..any multiplayer online mobile game,I don't really play any of those😢😢
10517,Ur wish..any multiplayer online mobile game,I don't really play any of those😢😢,Ok cool..no prob
10518,I don't really play any of those😢😢,Ok cool..no prob,So how do you like Reddit so far? 
10519,Ok cool..no prob,So how do you like Reddit so far? ,Its awesome...interesting (especially when i am bored) Can i PM (private msg)  u?
10520,So how do you like Reddit so far? ,Its awesome...interesting (especially when i am bored) Can i PM (private msg)  u?,Sure
10521,Being in your 20's is weird,Now that I'm in late 30s I feel weirder ,"I should change the title to ""Being an adult is weird."" lol"
10522,Now that I'm in late 30s I feel weirder ,"I should change the title to ""Being an adult is weird."" lol",Haha you should 
10523,Being in your 20's is weird,"If you think your 20's is weird.

Wait till you see your 60's! :)","I don't have much to say, but it's always cool to see somebody over the age of 35 on this site!"
10524,"If you think your 20's is weird.

Wait till you see your 60's! :)","I don't have much to say, but it's always cool to see somebody over the age of 35 on this site!",HA! Thanks! It's great to be here! :)
10525,Quick Survey about Snack Choices!,"1. Salty 
2. Crunchy 
3. Pieces ",Thank you for the response! :D
10526,"1. Salty 
2. Crunchy 
3. Pieces ",Thank you for the response! :D,I love your username 
10527,Quick Survey about Snack Choices!,"Salty. 

Crunchy. 

In pieces I can put together (like cheese and crackers, or a trail mix). ","Okay, thank you for replying!"
10528,"Salty. 

Crunchy. 

In pieces I can put together (like cheese and crackers, or a trail mix). ","Okay, thank you for replying!",You're welcome! Now I want some snacks...
10529,What's your legitimately unpopular opinion?,I'm a sci-fi fan and Star Wars bores the fucking shit out of me.,"Star Wars shouldn't even be considered sci-fi IMO. I like it, but it's just not science fiction."
10530,I'm a sci-fi fan and Star Wars bores the fucking shit out of me.,"Star Wars shouldn't even be considered sci-fi IMO. I like it, but it's just not science fiction.","Why don't you consider it science fiction? And if not science fiction, what is it?"
10531,What's your legitimately unpopular opinion?,I don't believe that everyone needs to vote. I certainly didn't this election. ,Why not?
10532,I don't believe that everyone needs to vote. I certainly didn't this election. ,Why not?,A lot of people blindly vote for a candidate because of what the news or their friends say. 
10533,Why not?,A lot of people blindly vote for a candidate because of what the news or their friends say. ,"Then yes, I agree with you. There's literally zero point in voting if its an uninformed vote."
10534,What's your legitimately unpopular opinion?,Gun control should be almost non-existent anywhere in the world,Is it a matter of freedom or safety?
10535,Gun control should be almost non-existent anywhere in the world,Is it a matter of freedom or safety?,Both
10536,Is it a matter of freedom or safety?,Both,Wouldn't less gun control mean more gun violence?
10537,This is a casual conversation about whatever,I had to explain what selling my plasma from my body was lol,You sell your plasma? How much does it go for?
10538,I had to explain what selling my plasma from my body was lol,You sell your plasma? How much does it go for?,"I haven't done it in a while, but it was $20 the first time and $45 the second time "
10539,This is a casual conversation about whatever,"Some changes are going on atm, so it's an interesting ride right now, plus I'm just way sleepy",I'm kind of sleepy too. Procrastinating taking off my makeup and going to bed 😣
10540,"Some changes are going on atm, so it's an interesting ride right now, plus I'm just way sleepy",I'm kind of sleepy too. Procrastinating taking off my makeup and going to bed 😣,What time is it where you're at? It's only like 5:30 PM for me
10541,This is a casual conversation about whatever,"Man, I'm craving some buffalo wings right about now.",Me too boo
10542,"Man, I'm craving some buffalo wings right about now.",Me too boo,What's your go-to place for buffalo wings?
10543,What should I name my cat?,"She's got smores colors (chocolate, marshmallow, graham cracker). You should name her Smorgan. ","gonna have to pass, thanks for the suggestion though!"
10544,"She's got smores colors (chocolate, marshmallow, graham cracker). You should name her Smorgan. ","gonna have to pass, thanks for the suggestion though!",S'Morticia? 
10545,"gonna have to pass, thanks for the suggestion though!",S'Morticia? ,u r a GENIUS my frand
10546,What should I name my cat?,Womper. ,naaaaaaaaaaaaaah
10547,Womper. ,naaaaaaaaaaaaaah,Spunky
10548,What should I name my cat?,"If you want to go really French, Pantoufle is an adorable, fluffy name","oof, you've given me some strong contenders"
10549,"If you want to go really French, Pantoufle is an adorable, fluffy name","oof, you've given me some strong contenders","I also like Bizou, especially for a cat with such a kissable head as yours!"
10550,What should I name my cat?,Lucifer.,"Lucie for short, then it could fit the French theme."
10551,Lucifer.,"Lucie for short, then it could fit the French theme.",Exactly. :3
10552,What exactly is wrong with girls that have mostly guy friends?,They're gay,haha wut?
10553,They're gay,haha wut?,She's lesbo most likely 
10554,Strawberry fan club,The Pineapple Fan Club has waged war on the Strawberry Fan Club.,"I want to start the Mango Fan club. 

I preemptively wage war upon the Durian Fan club. "
10555,The Pineapple Fan Club has waged war on the Strawberry Fan Club.,"I want to start the Mango Fan club. 

I preemptively wage war upon the Durian Fan club. ","Mangos!! Can I join?

"
10556,The Pineapple Fan Club has waged war on the Strawberry Fan Club.,"I want to start the Mango Fan club. 

I preemptively wage war upon the Durian Fan club. ",Sign me up! 
10557,Strawberry fan club,The Pineapple Fan Club has waged war on the Strawberry Fan Club.,Does the Pineapple Fan Club include those that put pineapple on pizza? 
10558,The Pineapple Fan Club has waged war on the Strawberry Fan Club.,Does the Pineapple Fan Club include those that put pineapple on pizza? ,You bet your ass it does.
10559,The Pineapple Fan Club has waged war on the Strawberry Fan Club.,Does the Pineapple Fan Club include those that put pineapple on pizza? ,[You bring disgrace to the Pineapple Club.
10560,I discovered a huge wasp had found a new home in the outdoor electrical outlet box on the back of my house. So I sealed that motherfucker inside by covering the holes with tape.,So much sadism here.  I'm not pro wasp but... dang guys.,Yep. It's a living creature. Also not a wasp fan but :(
10561,So much sadism here.  I'm not pro wasp but... dang guys.,Yep. It's a living creature. Also not a wasp fan but :(,"Yeah, they are assholes but let's at least take care of our problems humanely."
10562,Yep. It's a living creature. Also not a wasp fan but :(,"Yeah, they are assholes but let's at least take care of our problems humanely.","So, spray them with poison so they burn in a chemical to death?"
10563,"Yeah, they are assholes but let's at least take care of our problems humanely.","So, spray them with poison so they burn in a chemical to death?","No, build a very small guillotine"
10564,Help me name my cats?,Artemis and Athena?,"Athena is off limits, unfortunately, it's my sister in law's cat's name."
10565,Artemis and Athena?,"Athena is off limits, unfortunately, it's my sister in law's cat's name.",Hmmm. Purrrrsephone? 
10566,I just can't find my passion in life,Join the army,"I can't discourage this enough, unless you have no other choice."
10567,Join the army,"I can't discourage this enough, unless you have no other choice.",Y tho?
10568,"I can't discourage this enough, unless you have no other choice.",Y tho?,"In my experience, it's just not worth it. "
10569,Y tho?,"In my experience, it's just not worth it. ",Shaving? 
10570,"In my experience, it's just not worth it. ",Shaving? ,Sure
10571,"been feeling really lonely lately, anyone wanna chat? :)",I would love too😀😊☺🙌👍,hello friend!! how are you doing today? what time is it where you are? :)
10572,I would love too😀😊☺🙌👍,hello friend!! how are you doing today? what time is it where you are? :),I'm doing great it's 9:26 pm.
10573,hello friend!! how are you doing today? what time is it where you are? :),I'm doing great it's 9:26 pm.,"awesome! it's around 2.30pm for me right now lol, how was your day? did you do anything fun? :o)"
10574,I'm doing great it's 9:26 pm.,"awesome! it's around 2.30pm for me right now lol, how was your day? did you do anything fun? :o)",Nope unfortunately lol
10575,"awesome! it's around 2.30pm for me right now lol, how was your day? did you do anything fun? :o)",Nope unfortunately lol,oh well that's okay! what tv shows do you like?
10576,What's your favorite videogame?,Half life 2 and its episodes,I only finished HL2 so far and have yet to start Episode One.
10577,Half life 2 and its episodes,I only finished HL2 so far and have yet to start Episode One.,"Did you like it? The episodes are really good too, but I think episode 2 is better "
10578,Been pretty down on myself lately. Let's have an awesome distracting conversation?,What are some of your hobbies? ,"Binge watching Netflix, hiking, biking, and reading! 

What about you?"
10579,What are some of your hobbies? ,"Binge watching Netflix, hiking, biking, and reading! 

What about you?",Lets be best friends!
10580,"Binge watching Netflix, hiking, biking, and reading! 

What about you?",Lets be best friends!,Deal! 
10581,Been pretty down on myself lately. Let's have an awesome distracting conversation?,"I'm in for the second option, something boring!",What's your favorite color?
10582,"I'm in for the second option, something boring!",What's your favorite color?,Yellow (and red!)
10583,What's your favorite color?,Yellow (and red!),"That's not a boring answer, you should have said blue!

Red is my favorite color also!"
10584,Yellow (and red!),"That's not a boring answer, you should have said blue!

Red is my favorite color also!",I like your attitude! You're making something interesting out of nothing!
10585,Been pretty down on myself lately. Let's have an awesome distracting conversation?,Ever been to a kingdom by the sea? Are you a maiden? ,I loved with a love that was more than love!
10586,Ever been to a kingdom by the sea? Are you a maiden? ,I loved with a love that was more than love!,That's my favorite poem. The way some of those lines just flow beautifully.
10587,Been pretty down on myself lately. Let's have an awesome distracting conversation?,Do you like tea?,"I do! I like all kinds of tea, especially black tea!"
10588,Do you like tea?,"I do! I like all kinds of tea, especially black tea!",Do you take it sweet or unsweetened?
10589,"I do! I like all kinds of tea, especially black tea!",Do you take it sweet or unsweetened?,It depends! Usually unsweetened 
10590,Do you take it sweet or unsweetened?,It depends! Usually unsweetened ,Hot right? Unsweetened black tea doesn't taste so good cold imo
10591,It depends! Usually unsweetened ,Hot right? Unsweetened black tea doesn't taste so good cold imo,Yes! The only cold tea I like is green tea ha
10592,Hot right? Unsweetened black tea doesn't taste so good cold imo,Yes! The only cold tea I like is green tea ha,I love cold green tea. Ever drink green tea with ginger?
10593,Yes! The only cold tea I like is green tea ha,I love cold green tea. Ever drink green tea with ginger?,I haven't! 
10594,I love cold green tea. Ever drink green tea with ginger?,I haven't! ,So good. Some old guy told me to try it.
10595,Anybody want me to write them a song?,Sure. ,"Can I get a couple of words or ideas, and a genre?"
10596,Sure. ,"Can I get a couple of words or ideas, and a genre?","Dark Chocolate

and Genre is Pop."
10597,Anybody want me to write them a song?,You can write me one,"Can I get a couple of words or ideas, and a genre?"
10598,You can write me one,"Can I get a couple of words or ideas, and a genre?","Hmm how about a pop song about running away together, or having an adventure?"
10599,Anybody want me to write them a song?,Me 🙋🏻,"Can I get a couple of words or ideas, and a genre?"
10600,Me 🙋🏻,"Can I get a couple of words or ideas, and a genre?","Pop 
A guy is trying to be my friend but I'm too shy to talk to him :D "
10601,Anybody want me to write them a song?,Can you write me a song about a girl named Katie? ,What about her?
10602,Can you write me a song about a girl named Katie? ,What about her?,Just a girl I met at work and thought huh that's a pretty girl 
10603,What about her?,Just a girl I met at work and thought huh that's a pretty girl ,Do you mind if I make it a creepy stalkerish love ballad from your perspective?
10604,Anybody want me to write them a song?,Me!,"Can I get a couple of words or ideas, and a genre?"
10605,Me!,"Can I get a couple of words or ideas, and a genre?","Flower, pink, free spirit"
10606,Tell me something good that happened to you today,My crush texted me today! It made me so happy. ,That's great. Mine just didn't reply to me. Maybe he's too busy studying :(
10607,My crush texted me today! It made me so happy. ,That's great. Mine just didn't reply to me. Maybe he's too busy studying :(,Don't worry. He'll text you for sure!! And I'm sure you'll be happy!
10608,My crush texted me today! It made me so happy. ,That's great. Mine just didn't reply to me. Maybe he's too busy studying :(,"Aw, I'm sorry. He's probably just busy. I hope things work out between you too, friendo."
10609,Tell me something good that happened to you today,I got the house all to myself. XD,"Enjoy it, but be sure not to mess anything haha"
10610,I got the house all to myself. XD,"Enjoy it, but be sure not to mess anything haha","Hopefully, I don't. XD"
10611,Tell me something good that happened to you today,I got out of work early and went to see Wonder Woman.,That's amazing! I'm trying to convince my friends of going. How was it???
10612,I got out of work early and went to see Wonder Woman.,That's amazing! I'm trying to convince my friends of going. How was it???,I liked it.
10613,That's amazing! I'm trying to convince my friends of going. How was it???,I liked it.,Cool review jaja
10614,What are you doing?,Unpacking the RV after a week of camping. So sad to be home :(,That sounds so fun. Camping just for vacation?
10615,Unpacking the RV after a week of camping. So sad to be home :(,That sounds so fun. Camping just for vacation?,Just to get out of the city for awhile to enjoy nature 
10616,What are you doing?,Just chillin after a day in the water. Lazy Sundays are the best,I needed that today but it rained where I am. Did you go to the pool or lake?
10617,Just chillin after a day in the water. Lazy Sundays are the best,I needed that today but it rained where I am. Did you go to the pool or lake?,Ocean!
10618,I needed that today but it rained where I am. Did you go to the pool or lake?,Ocean!,Very cool! Where are you?
10619,What are you doing?,I just pulled out a tick from my friend's dog and now I feel itchy all over.,Such a good friend. What kind of dog?
10620,I just pulled out a tick from my friend's dog and now I feel itchy all over.,Such a good friend. What kind of dog?,A chocolate labrador! He loves to go into bushes and plants so finding a tick was no surprise.
10621,Such a good friend. What kind of dog?,A chocolate labrador! He loves to go into bushes and plants so finding a tick was no surprise.,Those are adorable! Are you around him often?
10622,What are you doing?,Sitting in a public vehicle heading for work,Where do you work?
10623,Sitting in a public vehicle heading for work,Where do you work?,A company in the Philippines. 
10624,What are you doing?,"Trying to sleep, also stressing about exams",Don't stress! You got this and you will be fine! Drink some stress reliever tea and breathe!
10625,"Trying to sleep, also stressing about exams",Don't stress! You got this and you will be fine! Drink some stress reliever tea and breathe!,"Thanks, tea normally helps a lot!"
10626,What are you doing?,Sitting in my car on my lunch break. ,Lunch? What time is it there?
10627,Sitting in my car on my lunch break. ,Lunch? What time is it there?,7:43pm. I work the night shift. 
10628,Lunch? What time is it there?,7:43pm. I work the night shift. ,"Oh okay! So, what's for lunch?"
10629,7:43pm. I work the night shift. ,"Oh okay! So, what's for lunch?",Weed and Reddit 
10630,What are you doing?,Im reading a book about drawing. ,What do you like to draw?
10631,Im reading a book about drawing. ,What do you like to draw?,"Pretty much anything , right now im practicing human figure. "
10632,What are you doing?,Daydreaming about a video game. Looking for ways to become unaddicted.. maybe you know a way?,To not be addicted to video games? Maybe try to take up another hobby! 
10633,Daydreaming about a video game. Looking for ways to become unaddicted.. maybe you know a way?,To not be addicted to video games? Maybe try to take up another hobby! ,Easier said than done! What are your hobbies?
10634,What are you doing?,Daydreaming about a video game. Looking for ways to become unaddicted.. maybe you know a way?,Is it Factorio? That game's been known to cause addiction... I speak from personal experience.
10635,Daydreaming about a video game. Looking for ways to become unaddicted.. maybe you know a way?,Is it Factorio? That game's been known to cause addiction... I speak from personal experience.,"No, but I know of it! 

I'm actually talking about a lesser known online game- Dofus. "
10636,What are you doing?,"In biology class, browsing Reddit after taking the final.",How did the final go?
10637,"In biology class, browsing Reddit after taking the final.",How did the final go?,"90%. Super happy, was shooting for at least a B-"
10638,How did the final go?,"90%. Super happy, was shooting for at least a B-","Hey, congrats! How much longer do you have in school?"
10639,"90%. Super happy, was shooting for at least a B-","Hey, congrats! How much longer do you have in school?",It's my last week before a much-needed summer break! 
10640,What are you doing?,Shitting and just typing this. ,How is it going?
10641,Shitting and just typing this. ,How is it going?,It's still coming through. 
10642,How is it going?,It's still coming through. ,I hope it all comes out soon 
10643,What is your passion and why?,"Gaming and skill toys like Rubik's Cube, Kendama, Balisong etc.",Rubik's Cube is really addicting once you get into it.
10644,"Gaming and skill toys like Rubik's Cube, Kendama, Balisong etc.",Rubik's Cube is really addicting once you get into it.,"Yep, till now I still often use the Rubik's Cube :)"
10645,What are some weird facts or quirks about you?,I'm completely unlovable and will die alone.,:(. Don't say that. You're beautiful and I'm sure there are people who care for you.
10646,I'm completely unlovable and will die alone.,:(. Don't say that. You're beautiful and I'm sure there are people who care for you.,"Maybe, but at this point I'm probably better off realizing there isn't. "
10647,My girlfriend told me I need a hobby.,Cooking can be a hobby is class it up.,It can definitely be a hobby without having to be classy
10648,Cooking can be a hobby is class it up.,It can definitely be a hobby without having to be classy,Oh daddy! Use your spoon to stir my soup!!
10649,My girlfriend told me I need a hobby.,Cooking can be a hobby is class it up.,washing dishes is a bitch.
10650,Cooking can be a hobby is class it up.,washing dishes is a bitch.,It's not so bad if you do some cleaning while cooking.
10651,My girlfriend told me I need a hobby.,"Tell her ""You are my hobby"" and kiss her passionately.",hahaha that's a good one! I'll have to try it
10652,"Tell her ""You are my hobby"" and kiss her passionately.",hahaha that's a good one! I'll have to try it,"FUCK, YOU BETTER GET GOOD BOY POINTS FOR THAT."
10653,Does anyone have some decisions they need help with?,[removed],Dark Red. Why would anyone ever wear green?!?!?!
10654,[removed],Dark Red. Why would anyone ever wear green?!?!?!,Cause life is short and why not do a thing that I thinj is fun?
10655,Dark Red. Why would anyone ever wear green?!?!?!,Cause life is short and why not do a thing that I thinj is fun?,Which one did you end up choosing?
10656,Do you think you could share your profession/field of study?,I'm currently an English literature undergrad hoping to get my Masters in creative writing. ,"If I may ask, what do you plan to do after you get your Masters?"
10657,I'm currently an English literature undergrad hoping to get my Masters in creative writing. ,"If I may ask, what do you plan to do after you get your Masters?","I'd like to be a writer, so I'll probably teach creative writing at a university and write. "
10658,"If I may ask, what do you plan to do after you get your Masters?","I'd like to be a writer, so I'll probably teach creative writing at a university and write. ",May I ask if you've had any internships or anything?
10659,"I'd like to be a writer, so I'll probably teach creative writing at a university and write. ",May I ask if you've had any internships or anything?,No internships.  Just writing and submitting to online publications. 
10660,I was with a friend when he passed away on Tuesday. Last night I left his memorial service and found his first and last names on Coke bottles next to each other at the store. Let's talk about weird coincidences.,Plot Twist: This was posted by the Coke Social Media Intern.,Totally. Ten year old Reddit account but we're playing the long game over here at Coca-Cola™️. 😎
10661,Plot Twist: This was posted by the Coke Social Media Intern.,Totally. Ten year old Reddit account but we're playing the long game over here at Coca-Cola™️. 😎,I thought you were kidding when you said 10 years..shit and it's a can of Reddit Coke :D
10662,Totally. Ten year old Reddit account but we're playing the long game over here at Coca-Cola™️. 😎,I thought you were kidding when you said 10 years..shit and it's a can of Reddit Coke :D,"Woah, you're right!"
10663,Plot Twist: This was posted by the Coke Social Media Intern.,Totally. Ten year old Reddit account but we're playing the long game over here at Coca-Cola™️. 😎,"Wow, 10 years, a true veteran! By the way, how do you get the ""Reddit mould"" achievement?"
10664,What are your plans for the weekend?,Buy a new shirt. It literally takes me 8 hours to find one I like. ,Pants shopping is even worse! Cant find 28/9 by 30 jeans anywhere
10665,Buy a new shirt. It literally takes me 8 hours to find one I like. ,Pants shopping is even worse! Cant find 28/9 by 30 jeans anywhere,I buy my pants at Uniqlo. They hem them for free!
10666,Pants shopping is even worse! Cant find 28/9 by 30 jeans anywhere,I buy my pants at Uniqlo. They hem them for free!,"I didn't know that, I'm going to have to find out if there is one nearby."
10667,Does anyone else feel like they don't have anonymity on Reddit?,I delete my accounts and start over every few months. ,If you delete your Reddit account do all your comments and submissions get deleted too? 
10668,I delete my accounts and start over every few months. ,If you delete your Reddit account do all your comments and submissions get deleted too? ,No but the username does
10669,"Ask me a question, then edit it to make me look dumb",What is the first word you can think of?,3-4-methylenedioxymethampetamine (seriously though)
10670,What is the first word you can think of?,3-4-methylenedioxymethampetamine (seriously though),That's quite a gift you got there..
10671,3-4-methylenedioxymethampetamine (seriously though),That's quite a gift you got there..,It was a wild Christmas.
10672,What is the first word you can think of?,3-4-methylenedioxymethampetamine (seriously though),"Curious, what was the original question?"
10673,3-4-methylenedioxymethampetamine (seriously though),"Curious, what was the original question?","""What's the first word you can think of?"""
10674,What is the first word you can think of?,3-4-methylenedioxymethampetamine (seriously though),Love the DOOM reference! 
10675,"Ask me a question, then edit it to make me look dumb",What is your favorite animal to pet?,A dog!
10676,What is your favorite animal to pet?,A dog!,Asians these days
10677,A dog!,Asians these days,What about them? 
10678,Asians these days,What about them? ,Eating peoples dogs
10679,What about them? ,Eating peoples dogs,But I'm not even Asian. 
10680,"Ask me a question, then edit it to make me look dumb",Favorite movie?,Pulp Fiction
10681,Favorite movie?,Pulp Fiction,"Damn, awesome family"
10682,"Ask me a question, then edit it to make me look dumb",what's the worst thing you ate. ,Probably a fish and chips 
10683,what's the worst thing you ate. ,Probably a fish and chips ,"i love that, "
10684,what's the worst thing you ate. ,Probably a fish and chips ,Did you eat after that?
10685,"Ask me a question, then edit it to make me look dumb",Do you consider dogs good or bad?,"Uh, good of course. "
10686,Do you consider dogs good or bad?,"Uh, good of course. ",[removed]
10687,Do you consider dogs good or bad?,"Uh, good of course. ",Hah u got tricked
10688,"Ask me a question, then edit it to make me look dumb","There's actually a sub for this: r/amathenedit  
  
Besides that, are you better today?",Still a bit bored right now. Just practicing calligraphy. 
10689,"There's actually a sub for this: r/amathenedit  
  
Besides that, are you better today?",Still a bit bored right now. Just practicing calligraphy. ,"Well, good luck and have a nice day"
10690,What is your favourite band and why?,For me it's a tie between Blink 182 and All Time Low,Do you like Green Day by any chance?
10691,For me it's a tie between Blink 182 and All Time Low,Do you like Green Day by any chance?,I do they are probably my 3rd overall favorite 
10692,Random conversation/role play,"""Am I under arrest, or not?""","What did you do, MDP!? D:"
10693,"""Am I under arrest, or not?""","What did you do, MDP!? D:",He parked on a disabled spot.
10694,"What did you do, MDP!? D:",He parked on a disabled spot.,That rascally MDP!
10695,Random conversation/role play,"Whatever you're going to ask, the answer is No!",I have a really good pizza that my wife made. Have you eaten?
10696,"Whatever you're going to ask, the answer is No!",I have a really good pizza that my wife made. Have you eaten?,What did I just say?
10697,Random conversation/role play,You think I'm being paranoid but the truth is I'm worth a lot more to her dead than alive.,"Interesting 🤔 And how did your corpse happen to obtain such value, Mr. Blue?"
10698,You think I'm being paranoid but the truth is I'm worth a lot more to her dead than alive.,"Interesting 🤔 And how did your corpse happen to obtain such value, Mr. Blue?",I know things 
10699,Random conversation/role play,"""I've been checking you out.""",Oh really? Do I have a stain on my shirt?
10700,"""I've been checking you out.""",Oh really? Do I have a stain on my shirt?,"""Well? What happened? I want all the details!"""
10701,"""I've been checking you out.""",Oh really? Do I have a stain on my shirt?,"Yeah, near the collar area. Well? What happened? I want all the details!"
10702,Oh really? Do I have a stain on my shirt?,"Yeah, near the collar area. Well? What happened? I want all the details!",Oh damn it. You're right. Umm. This is... Blood? Damn it I think my shirt is bleeding 😵
10703,What's everyone listening to for the weekend?,Listening to Brian Puspos's debut album,"You mean, debut EP hehe. Damn, his voice is pretty great! I like the style"
10704,Listening to Brian Puspos's debut album,"You mean, debut EP hehe. Damn, his voice is pretty great! I like the style",right I mean EP 😂 I'm glad I discovered him
10705,"You mean, debut EP hehe. Damn, his voice is pretty great! I like the style",right I mean EP 😂 I'm glad I discovered him,I'm glad you mentioned it so I could discover it!!
10706,What's everyone listening to for the weekend?,I recently discovered the Canadian Brass group and have been loving them.,omg their cover of Viva la Vida is so awesome!!!
10707,I recently discovered the Canadian Brass group and have been loving them.,omg their cover of Viva la Vida is so awesome!!!,I know right
10708,What's everyone listening to for the weekend?,Papa Roach's new album Crooked Teeth is an absolute banger. ,I heard of it! Gonna check it out!
10709,Papa Roach's new album Crooked Teeth is an absolute banger. ,I heard of it! Gonna check it out!,"My top 3 would have to be
1. My Medication
2. Break the Fall
3. Crooked Teeth"
10710,How would you describe your appearance?,18/F/cali,"*I'm 18, too.*"
10711,18/F/cali,"*I'm 18, too.*",*dramtic music*
10712,"*I'm 18, too.*",*dramtic music*,"*Uhm, what? :D*"
10713,I can't believe how lucky I am,Congratulations!,Thank you!
10714,Congratulations!,Thank you!,"It's a remarkable achievement, your husband is a lucky man."
10715,I can't believe how lucky I am,Sounds like you have a boring life.,Nothing wrong with things that are objectively boring! :)
10716,Sounds like you have a boring life.,Nothing wrong with things that are objectively boring! :),"Who needs to say ""I'm happy"" to others, is not."
10717,I can't believe how lucky I am,"Congrats! In a healthy, happy relationship myself and love it. ","Thanks! And congrats to you too! It's amazing, isn't it?"
10718,"Congrats! In a healthy, happy relationship myself and love it. ","Thanks! And congrats to you too! It's amazing, isn't it?",Yes it is! I can't believe how lucky I got. 
10719,What is everyone doing this weekend?,Tons of video games!,Always a great answer what are you playing? 
10720,Tons of video games!,Always a great answer what are you playing? ,I've been obsessed with Minecraft recently. And I want to play more Watchdogs. What do you play?
10721,Always a great answer what are you playing? ,I've been obsessed with Minecraft recently. And I want to play more Watchdogs. What do you play?,Nice. I had to create a private minecraft server for my telecommunication class.
10722,I've been obsessed with Minecraft recently. And I want to play more Watchdogs. What do you play?,Nice. I had to create a private minecraft server for my telecommunication class.,Oh that's interesting. What was the project supposed to teach?
10723,What is everyone doing this weekend?,I've just finished work and gonna go to the pub later on my own for a drink and chill.,Excellent choice. Saturday's were meant for the pub 
10724,I've just finished work and gonna go to the pub later on my own for a drink and chill.,Excellent choice. Saturday's were meant for the pub ,Wish I had someone to go with but better than sitting in my bedroom alone again haha.
10725,Excellent choice. Saturday's were meant for the pub ,Wish I had someone to go with but better than sitting in my bedroom alone again haha.,Should ask people from work next time! Too nice to say no 
10726,What is everyone doing this weekend?,Heading to BookCon with my gf!,Schweeeet! Hope you pick up some good stuff 
10727,Heading to BookCon with my gf!,Schweeeet! Hope you pick up some good stuff ,Thanks! First time going so we'll see
10728,What is everyone doing this weekend?,nothing except sitting in the sunshine ,What more can you want! Excellent 
10729,nothing except sitting in the sunshine ,What more can you want! Excellent ,yeas it's lovely. cuppa deckchair and chilling 
10730,What is everyone doing this weekend?,Well I'm working today but I have an interview tomorrow at 130 so I'm super pumped for that! ,That's great news. Hope it goes well!! 
10731,Well I'm working today but I have an interview tomorrow at 130 so I'm super pumped for that! ,That's great news. Hope it goes well!! ,"Hey you and me both! I'd love to get out of retail, it's so shitty"
10732,I told the IT guy at work I like him,Always the IT guys getting the pretty girls... ,how do you know she's pretty....
10733,Always the IT guys getting the pretty girls... ,how do you know she's pretty....,All grills on the interwebs are pretty you fool.
10734,Always the IT guys getting the pretty girls... ,how do you know she's pretty....,Who said I was strictly implying her 
10735,I told the IT guy at work I like him,He is lucky. I wonder how does he feel like now... Just wait,Exactly my thoughts as well! Haha what's going through his head?
10736,He is lucky. I wonder how does he feel like now... Just wait,Exactly my thoughts as well! Haha what's going through his head?,Let me know how will it go ;)
10737,"Do you ever imagine yourself in a relationship or a romantic situation with someone you meet once, by chance?","Many many many times, too many actually","So many people are saying this! Hopefully one day, somewhere, you will all run into each other."
10738,"Many many many times, too many actually","So many people are saying this! Hopefully one day, somewhere, you will all run into each other.",If only!
10739,"Do you ever imagine yourself in a relationship or a romantic situation with someone you meet once, by chance?",To everyone i meet even slightly attractive ,Does this mean you don't gravitate toward one gender over another?
10740,To everyone i meet even slightly attractive ,Does this mean you don't gravitate toward one gender over another?,"Depends on the person. I find way more women attractive than men, but there are a few."
10741,"Do you ever imagine yourself in a relationship or a romantic situation with someone you meet once, by chance?", There's a Lenny Kravitz song about this....,Which one?
10742, There's a Lenny Kravitz song about this....,Which one?,Again
10743,Are you working on a creative project right now?,I'm currently making a mosaic of my favourite word! Let me take a picture.,LOVELY!!! Thank you for sharing.
10744,I'm currently making a mosaic of my favourite word! Let me take a picture.,LOVELY!!! Thank you for sharing.,"No problem, I'm glad you like it! :D"
10745,Are you working on a creative project right now?,I'm currently making a mosaic of my favourite word! Let me take a picture.,This is so good! I love it 😍 
10746,I'm currently making a mosaic of my favourite word! Let me take a picture.,This is so good! I love it 😍 ,Thanks! :)
10747,Are you working on a creative project right now?,Just repaired my cosplay automail prop. It's almost 11 and the con is tomorrow I fucked up,Who will you be?
10748,Just repaired my cosplay automail prop. It's almost 11 and the con is tomorrow I fucked up,Who will you be?,Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist.
10749,Who will you be?,Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist.,"Oh wow, hot."
10750,Who will you be?,Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist.,"Would you mind posting a picture of the automail? Also, are you only doing an arm or both? "
10751,What are you reading?,A short story collection called St Lucy's Home For Girls Raised By Wolves. ,Who's it by?
10752,A short story collection called St Lucy's Home For Girls Raised By Wolves. ,Who's it by?,"Karen Russell

"
10753,What are you reading?,*Trying to read a book about WWII...*,Not into history books? Or just too depressing sometimes?
10754,*Trying to read a book about WWII...*,Not into history books? Or just too depressing sometimes?,"No, I like history."
10755,*Trying to read a book about WWII...*,Not into history books? Or just too depressing sometimes?,She writes in italics all the time is all. 
10756,Not into history books? Or just too depressing sometimes?,She writes in italics all the time is all. ,*... ok.*
10757,What are you reading?,About halfway through Watership Down.,The Aeneid but with rabbits right? 
10758,About halfway through Watership Down.,The Aeneid but with rabbits right? ,Yeah
10759,"Well folks, I'm taking the step..",What kind of wedding or ceremony are you having? I just want to do a courthouse ceremony.,Just a small little gathering on the beach..nothing crazy lol. 
10760,What kind of wedding or ceremony are you having? I just want to do a courthouse ceremony.,Just a small little gathering on the beach..nothing crazy lol. ,"That's nice, I hope you guys have a wonderful time! How many years have you been together?"
10761,Just a small little gathering on the beach..nothing crazy lol. ,"That's nice, I hope you guys have a wonderful time! How many years have you been together?",4.5
10762,"That's nice, I hope you guys have a wonderful time! How many years have you been together?",4.5,"Goodness! Long time, school and work get in the way?"
10763,Feeling bummed Netflix canceled one of my favorite shows sense8,I feel your pain. I loved Sense8. It was like no other show.,Thanks.  Who was your favorite character? 
10764,I feel your pain. I loved Sense8. It was like no other show.,Thanks.  Who was your favorite character? ,"Probably Sun, but I loved them all."
10765,"If money and/or talent wasn't an object, what would be your dream job?",To be a personality with the rooster teeth family. ,I LOVE RT SAME HERE
10766,To be a personality with the rooster teeth family. ,I LOVE RT SAME HERE,Gotta be the first member of the east coast rooster teeth branch. 
10767,Who else in their 20s have no idea what they want to do with their lives?,"I had this exact feeling after a year in college and decided, ""What the hell, Navy sounds neat.""",How did that turn out for you?
10768,"I had this exact feeling after a year in college and decided, ""What the hell, Navy sounds neat.""",How did that turn out for you?,Not a ton of experience yet. I leave for Great Lakes in about a month!
10769,Do you use the reddit app or the online site?,"I use use the app to browse nosleep at night.
Sadly no night mode.",Nosleep? The subreddit?
10770,"I use use the app to browse nosleep at night.
Sadly no night mode.",Nosleep? The subreddit?,Yes! &lt;3
10771,Nosleep? The subreddit?,Yes! &lt;3,"You love scary stories, eh? Haha"
10772,Do you use the reddit app or the online site?,"I use use the app to browse nosleep at night.
Sadly no night mode.",No night mode? My mobile reddit is on night mode right now.
10773,"I use use the app to browse nosleep at night.
Sadly no night mode.",No night mode? My mobile reddit is on night mode right now.,"Please teach me how, master."
10774,"If you are reading this, I hope you have a nice day",Thanks :) hope you have lots of happiness and love in your life,"Thank you so much
I hope you have lot of happiness and love in your life too"
10775,Thanks :) hope you have lots of happiness and love in your life,"Thank you so much
I hope you have lot of happiness and love in your life too",You're a good human being!
10776,"Thank you so much
I hope you have lot of happiness and love in your life too",You're a good human being!,"You don't know him, "
10777,"If you are reading this, I hope you have a nice day",You. I like you. ,"Thank You 
"
10778,You. I like you. ,"Thank You 
",I hope you're having a good day!
10779,"Thank You 
",I hope you're having a good day!,"Yes it was a good day. Thank you
It's 2am now so it's a new day
I hope you had a good day too"
10780,I hope you're having a good day!,"Yes it was a good day. Thank you
It's 2am now so it's a new day
I hope you had a good day too",Sadly I'm still at work. You stay up late!
10781,"Yes it was a good day. Thank you
It's 2am now so it's a new day
I hope you had a good day too",Sadly I'm still at work. You stay up late!,How's work going so far?
10782,"If you are reading this, I hope you have a nice day",I just started my 8 hour trip to Ohio for Colossal con. pretty good day so far.,Have a great trip out there
10783,I just started my 8 hour trip to Ohio for Colossal con. pretty good day so far.,Have a great trip out there,thanks! Just arrived. how has your day going?
10784,Have a great trip out there,thanks! Just arrived. how has your day going?,"I'm glad you're safe
My day went very well it's almost 3am now
I have to sleep lol"
10785,"If you are reading this, I hope you have a nice day",k,Lol seriously?
10786,k,Lol seriously?,?
10787,"If you are reading this, I hope you have a nice day","""and if you're not reading this, well fuuuuuck *you*""

","Hahahahahahaha 
I like you"
10788,"""and if you're not reading this, well fuuuuuck *you*""

","Hahahahahahaha 
I like you",I hoped a sunny individual like yourself could see the humor in my comment! :D
10789,"If you are reading this, I hope you have a nice day",I just feel worse now because im letting you down,Oh no
10790,I just feel worse now because im letting you down,Oh no,Its been a general trend downwards lately. Aint your fault
10791,Oh no,Its been a general trend downwards lately. Aint your fault,Hope it gets better
10792,"If you are reading this, I hope you have a nice day",Don't tell me what to do.,Oops
10793,Don't tell me what to do.,Oops,Yo I was only joking
10794,"If you are reading this, I hope you have a nice day","""And if you're not reading this you can BURN IN HELL"" - the thought that makes me smile.",Hahahaha you made me smile
10795,"""And if you're not reading this you can BURN IN HELL"" - the thought that makes me smile.",Hahahaha you made me smile,"Haha, yay."
10796,"If you are reading this, I hope you have a nice day","Thank you, OP! You are a very nice and amazing person. I hope you have a nice day as well. :)",Thank you so much
10797,"Thank you, OP! You are a very nice and amazing person. I hope you have a nice day as well. :)",Thank you so much,You're welcome. :)
10798,"If you are reading this, I hope you have a nice day",**BREAKING NEWS** */U/Cailllech hopes people who doesn't read their post have a bad day!* ,I hope all people have a great day
10799,**BREAKING NEWS** */U/Cailllech hopes people who doesn't read their post have a bad day!* ,I hope all people have a great day,"I was teasing :) it's been a while since you originally posted, how did your day end up going? "
10800,"If you had the power to stop time, what would you do with it?",Kill all the world leaders I want and watch everything descend into chaos.,"Someone thinks outside the box, and frighteningly far from the box "
10801,Kill all the world leaders I want and watch everything descend into chaos.,"Someone thinks outside the box, and frighteningly far from the box ",Eh I'll just kill the box while I'm at it.
10802,"If you had the power to stop time, what would you do with it?",Kill all the world leaders I want and watch everything descend into chaos.,I think you got it wrong..watch the world correct its self more like it.
10803,Kill all the world leaders I want and watch everything descend into chaos.,I think you got it wrong..watch the world correct its self more like it.,Nah I doubt the rest of us humans are capable enough of doing that.
10804,What are you wearing right now?,Khakis and a dark red dress shirt.,Are you Jake from State Farm? 
10805,Khakis and a dark red dress shirt.,Are you Jake from State Farm? ,She sounds hideous
10806,Khakis and a dark red dress shirt.,Are you Jake from State Farm? ,"No, but that thought ran through my mind"
10807,What are you wearing right now?,Jeans and a Monster Energy Supercross t-shirt. ,I'd wear a Monster shirt if they weren't so flashy. 
10808,Jeans and a Monster Energy Supercross t-shirt. ,I'd wear a Monster shirt if they weren't so flashy. ,"This one isn't flashy since it's a Supercross shirt, Monster was just the sponsor."
10809,I'd wear a Monster shirt if they weren't so flashy. ,"This one isn't flashy since it's a Supercross shirt, Monster was just the sponsor.","Oh, alright! Sweet!"
10810,What are you wearing right now?,Really old second hand pajamas someone gifted half a decade ago. Super glamorous.,"Honestly though, second hand pajamas are sometimes the best. "
10811,Really old second hand pajamas someone gifted half a decade ago. Super glamorous.,"Honestly though, second hand pajamas are sometimes the best. ","It's the only kind I know. I've never bought any myself, just take whatever people outgrow."
10812,"Honestly though, second hand pajamas are sometimes the best. ","It's the only kind I know. I've never bought any myself, just take whatever people outgrow.","That's how I was for most of my life, but now I just sleep in gym shorts. Shirt optional. "
10813,What are you wearing right now?,"Tokyo Ghoul shirt, Tony Hawk Sweatshirt, Black Levi's, and Jordans.","Tokyo Ghoul? I was never one for manga, but a few of my friends enjoyed it. "
10814,"Tokyo Ghoul shirt, Tony Hawk Sweatshirt, Black Levi's, and Jordans.","Tokyo Ghoul? I was never one for manga, but a few of my friends enjoyed it. ","It's also an anime, look it up on Google"
10815,What are you wearing right now?,"Tokyo Ghoul shirt, Tony Hawk Sweatshirt, Black Levi's, and Jordans.",which Jordans?
10816,"Tokyo Ghoul shirt, Tony Hawk Sweatshirt, Black Levi's, and Jordans.",which Jordans?,"I don't know, to be honest 😂 my mom got them for me"
10817,which Jordans?,"I don't know, to be honest 😂 my mom got them for me",nice
10818,What are you wearing right now?,Blue stripy boxers. I'm in bed.,I'm about to be doing the same thing as you. 
10819,Blue stripy boxers. I'm in bed.,I'm about to be doing the same thing as you. ,"You're not wearing my boxers and you ain't getting into my bed either. 

*yet*"
10820,I'm about to be doing the same thing as you. ,"You're not wearing my boxers and you ain't getting into my bed either. 

*yet*",That's what *you* think. 
10821,"You're not wearing my boxers and you ain't getting into my bed either. 

*yet*",That's what *you* think. ,Oh stop ittt.
10822,What are you wearing right now?,Green tshirt and boxers - its 12AM so sleepy time for me now,Sleep tight!
10823,Green tshirt and boxers - its 12AM so sleepy time for me now,Sleep tight!,😊
10824,What are you wearing right now?,My EMS uniform,Thanks for taking on that burden. It's something I know I couldn't do. 
10825,My EMS uniform,Thanks for taking on that burden. It's something I know I couldn't do. ,"Eh, it's no big deal."
10826,What are you wearing right now?,My scrubs ,Thank you for doing what you do. 
10827,My scrubs ,Thank you for doing what you do. ,"Aw, you're sweet! I couldn't imagine doing anything else. How's your night going?"
10828,What are you wearing right now?,Black skinny jeans with two holes in the knees and a colorful Aztec inspired crop top.,I've heard those Aztec style tops are a sort of love it or hate it type thing. 
10829,Black skinny jeans with two holes in the knees and a colorful Aztec inspired crop top.,I've heard those Aztec style tops are a sort of love it or hate it type thing. ,You definitely love it or hate it. I happen to love it lol
10830,What are you wearing right now?,"A The Who T-Shirt, and some new cargo pants!  
  
Technically also some Logik headphones.","I don't wear cargos anymore, but sometimes I wish for the extra pockets. "
10831,"A The Who T-Shirt, and some new cargo pants!  
  
Technically also some Logik headphones.","I don't wear cargos anymore, but sometimes I wish for the extra pockets. ",Pockets are nice.
10832,What are you wearing right now?,"Neff X disney shirt, some kmart shorts and some Jordan 1s",Sounds comfy!
10833,"Neff X disney shirt, some kmart shorts and some Jordan 1s",Sounds comfy!,It is. especially the Jordans. Theyre the older ones with better quality 
10834,What food could you eat every day for the rest of your life and not get tired of?,Fiber one bars,I pity your toilet 
10835,Fiber one bars,I pity your toilet ,Enough Fiber one bars and that toilet won't be seeing any kind of action. 
10836,What food could you eat every day for the rest of your life and not get tired of?,Fiber one bars,What's the most you ever ate at once?
10837,Fiber one bars,What's the most you ever ate at once?,Two whole boxes
10838,What food could you eat every day for the rest of your life and not get tired of?,Sushi,I can eat an entire sushi roll and not feel full.
10839,Sushi,I can eat an entire sushi roll and not feel full.,Reasons why I love the all you can eat sushi bar near me. 
10840,I can eat an entire sushi roll and not feel full.,Reasons why I love the all you can eat sushi bar near me. ,"I have Sushiya in my area, it's exquisite"
10841,Reasons why I love the all you can eat sushi bar near me. ,"I have Sushiya in my area, it's exquisite",The place near me is called Saki. $18 for all the sushi you can handle
10842,"I have Sushiya in my area, it's exquisite",The place near me is called Saki. $18 for all the sushi you can handle,"I have the traditional, fine dining, sports-watching experience"
10843,Sushi,I can eat an entire sushi roll and not feel full.,"A sushi roll, tis but a mere entree"
10844,I can eat an entire sushi roll and not feel full.,"A sushi roll, tis but a mere entree",Holy shit.....
10845,You can move anywhere in the world and always have a well paying job available that lets you afford living there happily. Where do you go?,"Somewhere in Ireland! I loved it when I visited, nice people and nice landscape. ",I would move to Ireland as well! Great place. 
10846,"Somewhere in Ireland! I loved it when I visited, nice people and nice landscape. ",I would move to Ireland as well! Great place. ,I know right? 😊
10847,Whats a Video Game you love but can't get your friends into?,"Dark Souls.  I've got one friend who also plays, but he still hasn't finished DS1.",would you try Demon Soul? that game is the OG of all dark soul series.
10848,"Dark Souls.  I've got one friend who also plays, but he still hasn't finished DS1.",would you try Demon Soul? that game is the OG of all dark soul series.,"If I had a PlayStation, I would.  Unfortunately, I'm Microsoft scum."
10849,How much of a hypocrite are you?,"I love animals, but I also love eating meat.",What a hypocrite! :o
10850,"I love animals, but I also love eating meat.",What a hypocrite! :o,"I know, right? Luckily I live in an era where it's very easy to be both."
10851,How much of a hypocrite are you?,At least 20%.,what does that have to do with being Goth? 
10852,At least 20%.,what does that have to do with being Goth? ,Goths favor breaking certain expectations and customs and value self-expression.
10853,For the first time in my life I poured the perfect amount of milk for my cereal,I'm so proud ,"Thank you, I certainly felt a lot of pride with that bowl of cereal. "
10854,I'm so proud ,"Thank you, I certainly felt a lot of pride with that bowl of cereal. ",I love your username
10855,For the first time in my life I poured the perfect amount of milk for my cereal,What sort of wizardry is this?,"I've dabbled in unnatural magic, there is no turning back "
10856,What sort of wizardry is this?,"I've dabbled in unnatural magic, there is no turning back ","You've started down a dark path. Beware, or you'll become a cereal killer. "
10857,What sort of wizardry is this?,"I've dabbled in unnatural magic, there is no turning back ",r/madlads !
10858,For the first time in my life I poured the perfect amount of milk for my cereal,Have you ever put exactly $20.00 worth of gas in your car?,Yes but it didn't fill the tank. 
10859,Have you ever put exactly $20.00 worth of gas in your car?,Yes but it didn't fill the tank. ,"I laughed, but then I got sad. "
10860,Wanna talk?,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hey! How are you today? 
10861,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hey! How are you today? ,I'm doing pretty good thank you so much for asking yourself? 
10862,Hey! How are you today? ,I'm doing pretty good thank you so much for asking yourself? ,"I am doing well, thank you. What do you like yo do for fun? "
10863,Wanna talk?,I won't say no to a conversation.,Awesome! Me neither. What do you like to do? 
10864,I won't say no to a conversation.,Awesome! Me neither. What do you like to do? ,"Casual gaming, casual writing, casual blackjack, casual... conversation."
10865,Awesome! Me neither. What do you like to do? ,"Casual gaming, casual writing, casual blackjack, casual... conversation.",Thats pretty meta. What do you write? What do you game? What do you blackjack? 
10866,Wanna talk?,"ehm sure, but what would we talk about... for this is kinda akward",What do you do for fun? 
10867,"ehm sure, but what would we talk about... for this is kinda akward",What do you do for fun? ,"gaming, making up stories, making vids for utube
"
10868,What do you do for fun? ,"gaming, making up stories, making vids for utube
",What kind of games? What kind of stories? What kind of videos for YouTube? 
10869,Wanna talk?,"Hey, how are you doing?","I'm doing well, thank you for asking. How are you doing? "
10870,"Hey, how are you doing?","I'm doing well, thank you for asking. How are you doing? ","I am okish! I heard you like playing mtg, what kind of format do you like?"
10871,Wanna talk?,What's up how are doing? ,"I'm doing great man, how bout you"
10872,What's up how are doing? ,"I'm doing great man, how bout you",I'm doing great thank you soooo much for asking 
10873,"I'm doing great man, how bout you",I'm doing great thank you soooo much for asking ,What do you like to for fun? 
10874,I'm doing great thank you soooo much for asking ,What do you like to for fun? ,Reddit.
10875,What do you like to for fun? ,Reddit.,Nice. I also like it
10876,Reddit.,Nice. I also like it,Awesome 
10877,Nice. I also like it,Awesome ,Yeah
10878,I'm feeling anxious. Would anyone be willing to help/just talk?,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hello! How are you?
10879,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hello! How are you?,I'm doing pretty doing pretty good thank you so much for asking yourself? 
10880,Hello! How are you?,I'm doing pretty doing pretty good thank you so much for asking yourself? ,That is good! And I am alright!
10881,I'm doing pretty doing pretty good thank you so much for asking yourself? ,That is good! And I am alright!,That's awesome 
10882,That is good! And I am alright!,That's awesome ,Yep! What have you been up to today?
10883,That's awesome ,Yep! What have you been up to today?,Not much really lol getting ready for my Birthday Tomorrow 
10884,Yep! What have you been up to today?,Not much really lol getting ready for my Birthday Tomorrow ,That sounds nice! Happy early birthday!
10885,Not much really lol getting ready for my Birthday Tomorrow ,That sounds nice! Happy early birthday!,Thank you soooo much 
10886,That sounds nice! Happy early birthday!,Thank you soooo much ,You're welcome!
10887,I'm feeling anxious. Would anyone be willing to help/just talk?,"Hi bud.
Anxiety sucks. I have it too.
Would love to talk...
How's your day been?","Yeah, it really does. And that would be nice! My day has been alright, how about you?"
10888,"Hi bud.
Anxiety sucks. I have it too.
Would love to talk...
How's your day been?","Yeah, it really does. And that would be nice! My day has been alright, how about you?",Just woke up an hour ago. Doing some boring homework 
10889,"Yeah, it really does. And that would be nice! My day has been alright, how about you?",Just woke up an hour ago. Doing some boring homework ,"Ah, I see. Good luck with the homework!"
10890,If you came to the UK what would be your to do list?,"Go to the Eye of London, go to a football game, drink at pubs. Any other suggestions?",The Eye of London...when you say it like that it makes me think of the Eye of Sauron lol 
10891,"Go to the Eye of London, go to a football game, drink at pubs. Any other suggestions?",The Eye of London...when you say it like that it makes me think of the Eye of Sauron lol ,Isn't that what its called? Lol or the London Eye
10892,If you came to the UK what would be your to do list?,"Fish and Chips, then all the touristy stuff.  Then find a local to show me the local stuff.",Maybe a trip to the beach!
10893,"Fish and Chips, then all the touristy stuff.  Then find a local to show me the local stuff.",Maybe a trip to the beach!,I'm always down for a good day at the beach!
10894,Maybe a trip to the beach!,I'm always down for a good day at the beach!,The beaches are just so far away!
10895,It's my birthday today,Happy Birthday!!! How old are you now??,"Thanks, mate!  I just turned 20"
10896,Happy Birthday!!! How old are you now??,"Thanks, mate!  I just turned 20",And what are you going to do today???
10897,"Thanks, mate!  I just turned 20",And what are you going to do today???,I don't really have any plans for today. Seems like it's going to be just like any other day xD
10898,And what are you going to do today???,I don't really have any plans for today. Seems like it's going to be just like any other day xD,"Mm anything? Maybe watch some films or tv shows, or play video games?"
10899,I don't really have any plans for today. Seems like it's going to be just like any other day xD,"Mm anything? Maybe watch some films or tv shows, or play video games?",Yea. I guess that is what I'll end up doing. Can't think of a better way to spend the day
10900,"Mm anything? Maybe watch some films or tv shows, or play video games?",Yea. I guess that is what I'll end up doing. Can't think of a better way to spend the day,The best way to spend the day is the one you enjoy. What TV shows or games do you like?
10901,It's my birthday today,Happy birthday!!! 🎂 do you have plans to celebrate?,Thanks! I don't really have any plans. I'll probably just laze around all day xD
10902,Happy birthday!!! 🎂 do you have plans to celebrate?,Thanks! I don't really have any plans. I'll probably just laze around all day xD,Thats always a good one! Haha 
10903,Why do you comment but not upvote the thread?,"Because someone upvotes but doesn't comment, so it equals out.",have an upvote and a comment!
10904,"Because someone upvotes but doesn't comment, so it equals out.",have an upvote and a comment!,Double upvoted. 
10905,Why do you comment but not upvote the thread?,_Why are we doing italics though?_,*Because I like italics.*
10906,_Why are we doing italics though?_,*Because I like italics.*,*I lean towards that view as well.*
10907,*Because I like italics.*,*I lean towards that view as well.*,Lean back....way back 
10908,*I lean towards that view as well.*,Lean back....way back ,"I said my niggas don't dance, we just pull up our pants and do the rockaway. Now lean back..."
10909,*Because I like italics.*,*I lean towards that view as well.*,*that's a tilted way of thinking*
10910,*I lean towards that view as well.*,*that's a tilted way of thinking*,***I'd say it's also pretty bold***
10911,*that's a tilted way of thinking*,***I'd say it's also pretty bold***,** *~~You may have crossed a line.~~ * **
10912,_Why are we doing italics though?_,*Because I like italics.*,Everything you post is annoying to read because of it.
10913,*Because I like italics.*,Everything you post is annoying to read because of it.,"*Fine, I'll stop posting, then.*"
10914,*Because I like italics.*,Everything you post is annoying to read because of it.,"If *YOU* find it annoying, then leave. The way u/MargaretTheLion posts is fine. 

*Lay off.*"
10915,Everything you post is annoying to read because of it.,"If *YOU* find it annoying, then leave. The way u/MargaretTheLion posts is fine. 

*Lay off.*",Odd how my comment was first upvoted then downvoted
10916,*Because I like italics.*,Everything you post is annoying to read because of it.,This comment has been removed. Consider this a warning against future such comments. 
10917,_Why are we doing italics though?_,*Because I like italics.*,#italics
10918,Why do you comment but not upvote the thread?,_Why are we doing italics though?_,BECAUSE IT'S LESS ANNOYING THAT ALL CAPS.
10919,_Why are we doing italics though?_,BECAUSE IT'S LESS ANNOYING THAT ALL CAPS.,Tru dat
10920,_Why are we doing italics though?_,BECAUSE IT'S LESS ANNOYING THAT ALL CAPS.,#well okay then
10921,Why do you comment but not upvote the thread?,Two things: people forget and you can have 50 comments with only 7-10 commenters.,I've seen looooong strings with just 3 people...those are usually the best tho. 
10922,Two things: people forget and you can have 50 comments with only 7-10 commenters.,I've seen looooong strings with just 3 people...those are usually the best tho. ,Usually means real discussion is happening!
10923,Why do you comment but not upvote the thread?,Dunno. I also always upvote comments I reply to or that replied to mine.,*I do that too.*
10924,Dunno. I also always upvote comments I reply to or that replied to mine.,*I do that too.*,I'm sorry but I haven't upvoted either of you.
10925,*I do that too.*,I'm sorry but I haven't upvoted either of you.,"I'm sorry, but i haven't not down-voted you. "
10926,Why do you comment but not upvote the thread?,Dunno. I also always upvote comments I reply to or that replied to mine.,Commenting for the free up vote. 
10927,Dunno. I also always upvote comments I reply to or that replied to mine.,Commenting for the free up vote. ,There ya go buddy
10928,Commenting for the free up vote. ,There ya go buddy,Yayyy!!!
10929,Why do you comment but not upvote the thread?,Fuck yo thread,*what?*
10930,Fuck yo thread,*what?*,I said it
10931,Why do you comment but not upvote the thread?,I usually upvote but don't comment...,Take my upvote
10932,I usually upvote but don't comment...,Take my upvote,I appreciate it buddy.
10933,"If you can live in a game world, which game world will you live?",The Witcher 3 as Geralt. Because that means endless stuffed unicorn time with Yennefer. ,triss is better
10934,The Witcher 3 as Geralt. Because that means endless stuffed unicorn time with Yennefer. ,triss is better,"YES! She feels much more like-able than Yennefer, it's probably the voice acting that does it."
10935,triss is better,"YES! She feels much more like-able than Yennefer, it's probably the voice acting that does it.",and the body 
10936,"If you can live in a game world, which game world will you live?",If you don't say Pokémon you are wrong.,"&gt;If you don't say Mass Effect you are wrong. 

FTFY"
10937,If you don't say Pokémon you are wrong.,"&gt;If you don't say Mass Effect you are wrong. 

FTFY",... I like you friend... but don't test me...
10938,"If you can live in a game world, which game world will you live?",If you don't say Pokémon you are wrong.,If I do say Pokemon am I still wrong?
10939,If you don't say Pokémon you are wrong.,If I do say Pokemon am I still wrong?,Pokémon is like Geico. It is always the right answer
10940,I'm a US soldier on break. Having a rough day (PTSD). Please help distract me by talking.,"Hey, I'd love to talk to you if you'd like. How long is your break? ",3 weeks :/
10941,"Hey, I'd love to talk to you if you'd like. How long is your break? ",3 weeks :/,"Ah, not very long then. What have you been up to for the most part?"
10942,3 weeks :/,"Ah, not very long then. What have you been up to for the most part?",Working out and trying not to go insane...
10943,"Ah, not very long then. What have you been up to for the most part?",Working out and trying not to go insane...,"Ah, I'm sorry. What is your usual gym routine?

Also, how do you feel about animals?"
10944,I'm a US soldier on break. Having a rough day (PTSD). Please help distract me by talking.,Have you been over to r/veterans yet?,No I did not know that existed.
10945,Have you been over to r/veterans yet?,No I did not know that existed.,Worth checking out. Plenty of vets deal with what you're going through every day.
10946,No I did not know that existed.,Worth checking out. Plenty of vets deal with what you're going through every day.,i don't know if i want to talk to others but ill keep it in mind.
10947,Worth checking out. Plenty of vets deal with what you're going through every day.,i don't know if i want to talk to others but ill keep it in mind.,There's r/ptsd too.
10948,I'm a US soldier on break. Having a rough day (PTSD). Please help distract me by talking.,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,h. H hi
10949,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,h. H hi,How are you doing today? 
10950,h. H hi,How are you doing today? ,Absolute shit.
10951,How are you doing today? ,Absolute shit.,I hope you feel much better 
10952,I'm a US soldier on break. Having a rough day (PTSD). Please help distract me by talking.,what inspired your username?,Nothing
10953,what inspired your username?,Nothing,Oh. I see.
10954,It's not even 10 am and I'm already drinking some hard alcohol.,Organzing a lil' party for my mother,That sounds like fun! Is it her birthday?
10955,Organzing a lil' party for my mother,That sounds like fun! Is it her birthday?,"Yep, turning 40"
10956,That sounds like fun! Is it her birthday?,"Yep, turning 40","Wow, young mama. I was like 7 when my mom turned 40. Are you 7?"
10957,"Yep, turning 40","Wow, young mama. I was like 7 when my mom turned 40. Are you 7?",14 :)
10958,What stage of school you guys in?,"Fifth year of universty, slowy going insane ","Do you take breaks regularly?

As in vacations?You need them.School alone is not healthy :)"
10959,"Fifth year of universty, slowy going insane ","Do you take breaks regularly?

As in vacations?You need them.School alone is not healthy :)",Summer break is the only break we get haha at university here in sweden
10960,"Do you take breaks regularly?

As in vacations?You need them.School alone is not healthy :)",Summer break is the only break we get haha at university here in sweden,"Ooooh Sweden :D

Well,hard work always pays off!Good luck for the future pal!"
10961,Summer break is the only break we get haha at university here in sweden,"Ooooh Sweden :D

Well,hard work always pays off!Good luck for the future pal!",Thank you man! yeah Sweden haha 
10962,What stage of school you guys in?,"Last year of high school, gonna be starting uni next year. No idea what i want to study yet.",What subjects you thinking about right now?
10963,"Last year of high school, gonna be starting uni next year. No idea what i want to study yet.",What subjects you thinking about right now?,"Im good at languages, so i figure it'll be something involving that."
10964,What subjects you thinking about right now?,"Im good at languages, so i figure it'll be something involving that.",But do you like languages?
10965,"Im good at languages, so i figure it'll be something involving that.",But do you like languages?,"Yes, definitely "
10966,But do you like languages?,"Yes, definitely ",Great ! Then good luck with that bud ! &lt;3
10967,"Yes, definitely ",Great ! Then good luck with that bud ! &lt;3,"Thanks a lot, you too :D"
10968,What stage of school you guys in?,Second year out of three doing a degree! Going uni in September to finish my final year!,That's great! Good luck !
10969,Second year out of three doing a degree! Going uni in September to finish my final year!,That's great! Good luck !,"Thank you! Good luck in your future of schooling! Go on and prosper, you can do great things!"
10970,What stage of school you guys in?,"The ""done with school"" phase. ","In what way?

Mentally done or literally done?"
10971,"The ""done with school"" phase. ","In what way?

Mentally done or literally done?",I graduated college in 2004. Very literally done. 
10972,"In what way?

Mentally done or literally done?",I graduated college in 2004. Very literally done. ,Thats great! 
10973,What stage of school you guys in?,Floating through the middle of undergrad out of sequence.,Good luck! 
10974,Floating through the middle of undergrad out of sequence.,Good luck! ,Thank you!
10975,"What is your ""thing""?","My ""thing"" is pinball, though I worry that to a lot of people, it's the only ""thing"" about me.",I've been playing Stern Pinball Arcade recently. Current local highscore.
10976,"My ""thing"" is pinball, though I worry that to a lot of people, it's the only ""thing"" about me.",I've been playing Stern Pinball Arcade recently. Current local highscore.,Nice; what's your favorite table on that?
10977,I've been playing Stern Pinball Arcade recently. Current local highscore.,Nice; what's your favorite table on that?,"I didn't wanna pay, Frankenstein's all I play. [:

Okay, I probably should get a couple."
10978,"What is your ""thing""?","My ""thing"" is poetry/writing and uplifting people.","I love that you consider uplifting people your ""thing"". This belongs to /r/wholesomememes."
10979,"My ""thing"" is poetry/writing and uplifting people.","I love that you consider uplifting people your ""thing"". This belongs to /r/wholesomememes.","Sometimes, life hits you to where you realize there's something to be done."
10980,"I love that you consider uplifting people your ""thing"". This belongs to /r/wholesomememes.","Sometimes, life hits you to where you realize there's something to be done.",Wish I could upvote this 10 more times. Keep on keeping on!
10981,"What is your ""thing""?","Anime and music, definitely.",Listening to music or creating it?
10982,"Anime and music, definitely.",Listening to music or creating it?,"Both, although I tend to listen to music more. I make music on my PC in Ableton Live."
10983,Anyone want to just talk?,"Sure, what are your thoughts on square versus normal cut pizza?","Fuck as long as their's tomato sauce on that baby, I'mma eat dat boiii. "
10984,"Sure, what are your thoughts on square versus normal cut pizza?","Fuck as long as their's tomato sauce on that baby, I'mma eat dat boiii. ",oh fuck yeah :D
10985,Anyone want to just talk?,"Sure, but I'm very tired and ran out of brain fuel so I can't think of any particular topic.",What did you do today that you're tired? 
10986,"Sure, but I'm very tired and ran out of brain fuel so I can't think of any particular topic.",What did you do today that you're tired? ,"Nothing, I slept six hours instead of the usual ten. ]:"
10987,Anyone want to just talk?,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Strange to see u on this sub lol 😂 but what's up?
10988,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Strange to see u on this sub lol 😂 but what's up?,Not much really lol😅😅😅😂😂😂
10989,Does anyone need uplifting?,Yes. ,"You are a mod, thanks for being a mod!"
10990,Yes. ,"You are a mod, thanks for being a mod!",Wait I am? GASP! BEHOLD ME IN ALL MY MODLY GLORY! 
10991,"You are a mod, thanks for being a mod!",Wait I am? GASP! BEHOLD ME IN ALL MY MODLY GLORY! ,"Yep, you have ascended!!"
10992,Wait I am? GASP! BEHOLD ME IN ALL MY MODLY GLORY! ,"Yep, you have ascended!!",Do I get superpowers? 
10993,"Yep, you have ascended!!",Do I get superpowers? ,"Of course you get superpowers, you should know that by now :)"
10994,Do I get superpowers? ,"Of course you get superpowers, you should know that by now :)",Excuse me while I use them to ~~take over the world~~ help the innocent! 
10995,"Of course you get superpowers, you should know that by now :)",Excuse me while I use them to ~~take over the world~~ help the innocent! ,"That's right, and stop all supervillains as well!!"
10996,Excuse me while I use them to ~~take over the world~~ help the innocent! ,"That's right, and stop all supervillains as well!!",Good idea! I don't like to share!
10997,Does anyone need uplifting?,Sure why not. Everybody loves a little wholesome moment,What happened to you that made you feel like you need uplifting? 
10998,Sure why not. Everybody loves a little wholesome moment,What happened to you that made you feel like you need uplifting? ,"Nothing really, I guess you should focus on other people, I'm doing okay"
10999,What happened to you that made you feel like you need uplifting? ,"Nothing really, I guess you should focus on other people, I'm doing okay","Ah, alright! Good!"
11000,What's your guilty pleasure?,"Not turning off Ariana Grande, Katy Perry or Miley Cyrus songs in the car ",Very rude of you to exclude Taylor Swift of the list. 
11001,"Not turning off Ariana Grande, Katy Perry or Miley Cyrus songs in the car ",Very rude of you to exclude Taylor Swift of the list. ,"that's not a guilty pleasure, that's just a given"
11002,Very rude of you to exclude Taylor Swift of the list. ,"that's not a guilty pleasure, that's just a given","good one, you're right."
11003,What's your guilty pleasure?,Pizza and hip hop,Hip hop shouldn't be a guilty pleasure! Do you make music or just listen? 
11004,Pizza and hip hop,Hip hop shouldn't be a guilty pleasure! Do you make music or just listen? ,I write raps when I'm bored but I listen to what little credible hip hop there is left. 
11005,Tell us about someone you love,I can't really think of anyone right now :/,Wow not even in Porkington???
11006,I can't really think of anyone right now :/,Wow not even in Porkington???,yup
11007,Wow not even in Porkington???,yup,Sorry to hear man. I thought it was the perfect place :(
11008,What hobbies do you have?,I read manga a lot or watch anime.,"Not really into anime much but I gotta say, I love Jojo's Bizarre Adventure"
11009,I read manga a lot or watch anime.,"Not really into anime much but I gotta say, I love Jojo's Bizarre Adventure",I've heard nothing but good things about it to be fair.
11010,How old is the building you live in?,I live in a 4-plex built in 1910.,"A 4-plex, interesting. Is it two floors with 2 plexes on each floor, or 4 floors?"
11011,I live in a 4-plex built in 1910.,"A 4-plex, interesting. Is it two floors with 2 plexes on each floor, or 4 floors?","2 floors, 2 apartments each floor."
11012,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.","Celebrate:
Today marks a year since I quit smoking. ",Congrats once again after you post was deleted haha
11013,"Celebrate:
Today marks a year since I quit smoking. ",Congrats once again after you post was deleted haha,Thanks again lol I was sad it got removed so I figured why not come here 
11014,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.",Hooray! First cake day! I am now a one-year-old Redditor! :),Happy cake day!
11015,Hooray! First cake day! I am now a one-year-old Redditor! :),Happy cake day!,Thanks! :)
11016,"Just ended the relationship with my girlfriend of three years, need someone to talk to",Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Sup dude
11017,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Sup dude,How are you doing today? 
11018,Sup dude,How are you doing today? ,"Well, pretty shitty now. Had an okay day until now, though. You?"
11019,How are you doing today? ,"Well, pretty shitty now. Had an okay day until now, though. You?",I'm doing pretty good thank you so much for asking 
11020,"Well, pretty shitty now. Had an okay day until now, though. You?",I'm doing pretty good thank you so much for asking ,"Sure thing my dude, keep on keeping on"
11021,I'm doing pretty good thank you so much for asking ,"Sure thing my dude, keep on keeping on",I hope you feel much better 
11022,"Just ended the relationship with my girlfriend of three years, need someone to talk to",Whatcha wanna talk about? ,Seen any good movies lately?
11023,Whatcha wanna talk about? ,Seen any good movies lately?,"Dang I'm not really much of a movie person but i have to say I do enjoy star wars, wbu?"
11024,Seen any good movies lately?,"Dang I'm not really much of a movie person but i have to say I do enjoy star wars, wbu?","I just watched Zootopia for the first time the other day, it was really good"
11025,"Dang I'm not really much of a movie person but i have to say I do enjoy star wars, wbu?","I just watched Zootopia for the first time the other day, it was really good",I've never seen it but I've heard it's pretty good. What's it about? 
11026,"Dang I'm not really much of a movie person but i have to say I do enjoy star wars, wbu?","I just watched Zootopia for the first time the other day, it was really good",You should try watching Kubo! Great movie and it's on Netflix right now.
11027,"I just watched Zootopia for the first time the other day, it was really good",You should try watching Kubo! Great movie and it's on Netflix right now.,"Oh yeah, I've been meaning to watch that"
11028,Whatcha wanna talk about? ,Seen any good movies lately?,"If you know Breaking Bad, try the Better Call Saul series. "
11029,Seen any good movies lately?,"If you know Breaking Bad, try the Better Call Saul series. ","I've never seen either, would you recommend them? I need a new series."
11030,"Just ended the relationship with my girlfriend of three years, need someone to talk to",I'm here bro,Can't believe he skipped you
11031,I'm here bro,Can't believe he skipped you,Wow. How rude. 
11032,"I feel relaxed, ready for some convos!",I'm watching Harry Potter and drinking a beer. ,Haha cool! Which Harry Potter?
11033,I'm watching Harry Potter and drinking a beer. ,Haha cool! Which Harry Potter?,Deathly Hallows part 2. Are you a fan?
11034,"I feel relaxed, ready for some convos!",I'm thinking about making my own YouTube channel.,Go for it! Which genre?
11035,I'm thinking about making my own YouTube channel.,Go for it! Which genre?,"Comedy mostly.  I love the whole video making process, but I just need a subject to focus on."
11036,Go for it! Which genre?,"Comedy mostly.  I love the whole video making process, but I just need a subject to focus on.",It should be original.
11037,"Comedy mostly.  I love the whole video making process, but I just need a subject to focus on.",It should be original.,I agree!  It's tricky not to do what your favorite content creators have already done. 
11038,It should be original.,I agree!  It's tricky not to do what your favorite content creators have already done. ,I wish you the best! Tell me your alias if you get popular.
11039,I agree!  It's tricky not to do what your favorite content creators have already done. ,I wish you the best! Tell me your alias if you get popular.,"In the unlikely event that I do I will, thank you! "
11040,I wish you the best! Tell me your alias if you get popular.,"In the unlikely event that I do I will, thank you! ","Of course, just keep at it if you want to, people start somewhere. "
11041,"I feel relaxed, ready for some convos!",I'm watching The Mighty Boosh,sounds like a cool show!
11042,I'm watching The Mighty Boosh,sounds like a cool show!,It's great!
11043,sounds like a cool show!,It's great!,glad you like it! :)
11044,What is the best concert you've ever attended ?,Ariana Grande. It was the bomb!,Not even funny. 
11045,Ariana Grande. It was the bomb!,Not even funny. ,Tiny bit funny. It's what we do. Whistling past the graveyard.
11046,Tell me something about yourself &amp; I'll ask you a question!,I am actually a moron from Czech Republic.,Haha! Question for you - Where would you want to be born if you could choose?
11047,I am actually a moron from Czech Republic.,Haha! Question for you - Where would you want to be born if you could choose?,I tend to overthink stuff but I am satisfied being born in the EU. :) 
11048,Haha! Question for you - Where would you want to be born if you could choose?,I tend to overthink stuff but I am satisfied being born in the EU. :) ,Good to hear that x
11049,Tell me something about yourself &amp; I'll ask you a question!,I have an Obsession and Fascination with Serial Killers and True Crime?,"Haha, a lot of people do!
What is something that is popular now that annoys you?"
11050,I have an Obsession and Fascination with Serial Killers and True Crime?,"Haha, a lot of people do!
What is something that is popular now that annoys you?",Good question I have no idea lol I will have to get back to you on that one lol 😂😂😂😅😅😅😂😅
11051,"Haha, a lot of people do!
What is something that is popular now that annoys you?",Good question I have no idea lol I will have to get back to you on that one lol 😂😂😂😅😅😅😂😅,"Lmao, take your time!"
11052,Good question I have no idea lol I will have to get back to you on that one lol 😂😂😂😅😅😅😂😅,"Lmao, take your time!",😀😊☺🙌👍
11053,I've been keeping a small rock with me for years now and I don't know what purpose it holds.,Rock on!,until the very last breath! 
11054,Rock on!,until the very last breath! ,I did the same. I just liked the rock. That GAVE it purpose and that was enough. 
11055,until the very last breath! ,I did the same. I just liked the rock. That GAVE it purpose and that was enough. ,Simple words :)
11056,I've been keeping a small rock with me for years now and I don't know what purpose it holds.,A touchstone.,"Husband of the Abhorsen Sabriel, and King of the Old Kingom beyond the Wall!"
11057,A touchstone.,"Husband of the Abhorsen Sabriel, and King of the Old Kingom beyond the Wall!",That is a fool's name.
11058,I've been keeping a small rock with me for years now and I don't know what purpose it holds.,Maybe it keeps tigers away? ,How does it work?
11059,Maybe it keeps tigers away? ,How does it work?,"It doesn't work, it's just a rock. But I don't see any tigers around here, do you? "
11060,I've been keeping a small rock with me for years now and I don't know what purpose it holds.,"Maybe it is your ""token"" as described in Inception?",Only if nobody else has ever touched it.
11061,"Maybe it is your ""token"" as described in Inception?",Only if nobody else has ever touched it.,Nope. Nobody touched it. 
11062,Do you miss people you were friends with?,all the time... especially the people who you stopped talking to on bad terms,Would you try to fix it if you had the chance? 
11063,all the time... especially the people who you stopped talking to on bad terms,Would you try to fix it if you had the chance? ,definitely... life just doesn't work out sometimes yknow 
11064,Would you try to fix it if you had the chance? ,definitely... life just doesn't work out sometimes yknow ,"Yes, I know.. :("
11065,Do you miss people you were friends with?,I feel this way sometimes. Mostly when the friendship drifted rather then got shut down though.,"
It's frustrating because you think ""What happened.."""
11066,I feel this way sometimes. Mostly when the friendship drifted rather then got shut down though.,"
It's frustrating because you think ""What happened..""",very true :(
11067,"
It's frustrating because you think ""What happened..""",very true :(,It's life :(
11068,very true :(,It's life :(,It was gold to :( oh well
11069,It's life :(,It was gold to :( oh well,Hopefully you have new friends now! 
11070,Post what superpower you'd like most to have. The top reply is the inconvenient limitation that goes with it.,Time control.,You're also affected by the slowing or speeding up of time. 
11071,Time control.,You're also affected by the slowing or speeding up of time. ,*snaps fingers* heck.
11072,Post what superpower you'd like most to have. The top reply is the inconvenient limitation that goes with it.,Flight! ,You can only fly backwards!
11073,Flight! ,You can only fly backwards!,That actually sounds kind of awesome! 
11074,Post what superpower you'd like most to have. The top reply is the inconvenient limitation that goes with it.,Flight! ,You fly by flapping your arms really really hard and it is utterly exhausting
11075,Flight! ,You fly by flapping your arms really really hard and it is utterly exhausting,AMAZING 
11076,Post what superpower you'd like most to have. The top reply is the inconvenient limitation that goes with it.,Invisibility!,But only when you're standing still.
11077,Invisibility!,But only when you're standing still.,"Oh shit, good one. REKT."
11078,But only when you're standing still.,"Oh shit, good one. REKT.",Let's just call that Active Camo
11079,Invisibility!,But only when you're standing still.,"Hup, two three four"
11080,Post what superpower you'd like most to have. The top reply is the inconvenient limitation that goes with it.,A bigger dick than my big ass dick.,It stays permanently flaccid
11081,A bigger dick than my big ass dick.,It stays permanently flaccid,A Shower not a grower.
11082,Post what superpower you'd like most to have. The top reply is the inconvenient limitation that goes with it.,Teleporting!,It's horribly inaccurate by several feet 
11083,Teleporting!,It's horribly inaccurate by several feet ,Brb finding some large fields.
11084,It's horribly inaccurate by several feet ,Brb finding some large fields.,You teleported 7 feet too low. 
11085,Brb finding some large fields.,You teleported 7 feet too low. ,Brb digging out bunkers.
11086,Post what superpower you'd like most to have. The top reply is the inconvenient limitation that goes with it.,Teleporting!,"But only to places you've seen before. You haven't discovered this location yet, place marker?"
11087,Teleporting!,"But only to places you've seen before. You haven't discovered this location yet, place marker?",That's like the exact plot of jumper 
11088,Teleporting!,"But only to places you've seen before. You haven't discovered this location yet, place marker?","Haha definitely mildly inconvenient, but still a good super power:D"
11089,Post what superpower you'd like most to have. The top reply is the inconvenient limitation that goes with it.,You can spawn cute kittens at will.,"They die within hours.
Sorry. That one was sad. "
11090,You can spawn cute kittens at will.,"They die within hours.
Sorry. That one was sad. ",Convenient though! Self-solving problem.
11091,Post what superpower you'd like most to have. The top reply is the inconvenient limitation that goes with it.,Telekinesis?,You can only float things that you could float with normal strength.
11092,Telekinesis?,You can only float things that you could float with normal strength.,This is actually a lazy person's dream come true
11093,Telekinesis?,You can only float things that you could float with normal strength.,"Eh, I'll take it."
11094,Telekinesis?,You can only float things that you could float with normal strength.,That's better than magehand already. I'll take that any day. 
11095,Post what superpower you'd like most to have. The top reply is the inconvenient limitation that goes with it.,Mind reading abilities ,You can only hear people mentally complaining.
11096,Mind reading abilities ,You can only hear people mentally complaining.,Fuck 
11097,Mind reading abilities ,You can only hear people mentally complaining.,"Atleast I get to know WHY my SO is mad at me :,)"
11098,Post what superpower you'd like most to have. The top reply is the inconvenient limitation that goes with it.,Mind reading abilities ,Only works on dogs
11099,Mind reading abilities ,Only works on dogs,I see no problem
11100,Only works on dogs,I see no problem,You don't speak dog...
11101,Mind reading abilities ,Only works on dogs,I would be down for that. 
11102,Post what superpower you'd like most to have. The top reply is the inconvenient limitation that goes with it.,Shapeshifting!,"But only into cubes, pyramids, and rectangular prisms. HA CHECKMATE"
11103,Shapeshifting!,"But only into cubes, pyramids, and rectangular prisms. HA CHECKMATE",cubes ARE rectangular prisms.
11104,Post what superpower you'd like most to have. The top reply is the inconvenient limitation that goes with it.,Cryokinesis! (ice powers),You get sunburned in temperatures above 10°C.
11105,Cryokinesis! (ice powers),You get sunburned in temperatures above 10°C.,"me irl
"
11106,You get sunburned in temperatures above 10°C.,"me irl
","I get migraines, but yeah..."
11107,Cryokinesis! (ice powers),You get sunburned in temperatures above 10°C.,in Australia with our hair-thin Ozone? already happens man.
11108,You get sunburned in temperatures above 10°C.,in Australia with our hair-thin Ozone? already happens man.,"Oof. That one hit hard. 

I'm sorry. I didn't think of that. "
11109,in Australia with our hair-thin Ozone? already happens man.,"Oof. That one hit hard. 

I'm sorry. I didn't think of that. ",haha nah it's all good man
11110,Post what superpower you'd like most to have. The top reply is the inconvenient limitation that goes with it.,"Power or item? If we could extend to items, I'd want a Green Lantern Ring. ",Only works when you have access to wifi. 
11111,"Power or item? If we could extend to items, I'd want a Green Lantern Ring. ",Only works when you have access to wifi. ,"Like, have the password or are within range?"
11112,Only works when you have access to wifi. ,"Like, have the password or are within range?",Have the password.
11113,"Like, have the password or are within range?",Have the password.,RIP
11114,Have the password.,RIP,Make your own wifi with the ring
11115,Post what superpower you'd like most to have. The top reply is the inconvenient limitation that goes with it.,Perfect health including rapid healing.,It also prevents you from having any sort of stress by stopping all your feelings.
11116,Perfect health including rapid healing.,It also prevents you from having any sort of stress by stopping all your feelings.,Ouch. Hard hit.
11117,Reddit stresses me out.,This thread has been very cathartic for me.,Haha hope cathartic is a good thing cause I have no idea what that means. 
11118,This thread has been very cathartic for me.,Haha hope cathartic is a good thing cause I have no idea what that means. ,Do you use chrome?
11119,I need some distractions. Let's talk about things.,Sure thing. What's the problem?,What isn't the problem. Just some stress relating to my mental health issues.
11120,Sure thing. What's the problem?,What isn't the problem. Just some stress relating to my mental health issues.,"Heh, fair enough. What are some of the more pressing matters right now?"
11121,I need some distractions. Let's talk about things.,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hello there!
11122,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hello there!,How are you doing today? 
11123,Hello there!,How are you doing today? ,"I'm all right. Tired, though.  
You?"
11124,How are you doing today? ,"I'm all right. Tired, though.  
You?",I'm doing pretty good thank you so much for asking 
11125,"I'm all right. Tired, though.  
You?",I'm doing pretty good thank you so much for asking ,You're welcome.
11126,I love my girlfriend.,what causes this situation ,Let's just say neither of us are supposed to be on the dating scene. 
11127,what causes this situation ,Let's just say neither of us are supposed to be on the dating scene. ,NAUGHTY NAUGHTY.
11128,Let's just say neither of us are supposed to be on the dating scene. ,NAUGHTY NAUGHTY.,"Not what you're thinking, damn. "
11129,NAUGHTY NAUGHTY.,"Not what you're thinking, damn. ",Ok well what are we supposed to think?
11130,"Not what you're thinking, damn. ",Ok well what are we supposed to think?,Parents. 
11131,Ok well what are we supposed to think?,Parents. ,"Oh my dear boy, do I know how you feel.
Religious or just strict? Or both?"
11132,NAUGHTY NAUGHTY.,"Not what you're thinking, damn. ",well what is it then 
11133,"Not what you're thinking, damn. ",well what is it then ,Parents. 
11134,well what is it then ,Parents. ,how old are you?
11135,Parents. ,how old are you?,"Nineteen, going on twenty. "
11136,I love my girlfriend.,I love your girlfriend too.,Wait you too?
11137,I love your girlfriend too.,Wait you too?,Don't forget me!
11138,I love my girlfriend.,I love your girlfriend too.,Well it would be very hard not to... She's amazing. 
11139,I love your girlfriend too.,Well it would be very hard not to... She's amazing. ,"She sounds great, is she single?"
11140,I love my girlfriend.,Is it because parents don't allow it?,You hit the nail right on the head. 
11141,Is it because parents don't allow it?,You hit the nail right on the head. ,"Ah right. Yeah, I don't get parents who have strict rules about their kids dating. "
11142,I saw a cute girl today,chick fil a?,"Nope, the Hobby Lobby corndog and taco bar. "
11143,chick fil a?,"Nope, the Hobby Lobby corndog and taco bar. ",Who would have known the fucking hobby lobby corndog and taco bar was *notoriously homophobic.*
11144,"Nope, the Hobby Lobby corndog and taco bar. ",Who would have known the fucking hobby lobby corndog and taco bar was *notoriously homophobic.*,Hobby Lobby is actually worse than Chik-Fil-A in a lot of respects.
11145,chick fil a?,"Nope, the Hobby Lobby corndog and taco bar. ",Hahahaha!! I just had the heartiest laugh of the day. 
11146,"Nope, the Hobby Lobby corndog and taco bar. ",Hahahaha!! I just had the heartiest laugh of the day. ,that's amazing friend!
11147,I saw a cute girl today,"If she was wearing rainbows, dude, there's subtle hope she's could be one of us!","It was a rainbow snapback, so the odds seem to be in my favor"
11148,"If she was wearing rainbows, dude, there's subtle hope she's could be one of us!","It was a rainbow snapback, so the odds seem to be in my favor","I really hope you get to see her again, how cool would that be?"
11149,"It was a rainbow snapback, so the odds seem to be in my favor","I really hope you get to see her again, how cool would that be?","That would be the coolest, even if I was a bumbling idiot the whole time. "
11150,I saw a cute girl today,I know the feeling. Did you have the courage  to talk to her?,"I managed to get through taking her order, but that was all I managed "
11151,I know the feeling. Did you have the courage  to talk to her?,"I managed to get through taking her order, but that was all I managed ",Glad to hear^^
11152,I saw a cute girl today,Why work at a restaurant that is known for being homophobic?,Super flexible hours and I have connections so I got the job super easily 
11153,Why work at a restaurant that is known for being homophobic?,Super flexible hours and I have connections so I got the job super easily ,Oh shit flexible hours.
11154,"Hey dudes, it's my birthday today.",Happy Birthday to you😀😀😀😊😊😊☺☺☺🙌🙌🙌👍👍👍🎈🎈🎈🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎀🎀🎀🎁🎁🎁🎂🎂🎂🍰🍰🍰🍦🍦🍦🍨🍨🍨🍧🍧🍧,"Thanks!! This is my first time posting in this sub, I hope I (kinda) fit the rules 😂"
11155,Happy Birthday to you😀😀😀😊😊😊☺☺☺🙌🙌🙌👍👍👍🎈🎈🎈🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎀🎀🎀🎁🎁🎁🎂🎂🎂🍰🍰🍰🍦🍦🍦🍨🍨🍨🍧🍧🍧,"Thanks!! This is my first time posting in this sub, I hope I (kinda) fit the rules 😂",You are very welcome😀😀😀😊😊😊☺☺☺🙌🙌🙌👍👍👍
11156,Talk to me.,Hi there.,"Hello
"
11157,Hi there.,"Hello
",Where are you from? I'm from Ireland.
11158,"Hello
",Where are you from? I'm from Ireland.,"Minnesota, what's Ireland like?"
11159,Talk to me.,Beer or liquor?,Beer to chase the liquor.
11160,Beer or liquor?,Beer to chase the liquor.,DAM that's hardcore! Favorite beer and liquor?
11161,Beer or liquor?,Beer to chase the liquor.,DAM that's hardcore! Favorite out of the two?
11162,Beer to chase the liquor.,DAM that's hardcore! Favorite out of the two?,"Depends, casually beer. If I'm getting shitfaced, bicardi white rum. "
11163,Talk to me.,Hello mate. How you doing?,Not well
11164,Hello mate. How you doing?,Not well,Why though? Talk to me.
11165,Talk to me.,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,"Hello, how's it going?"
11166,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,"Hello, how's it going?",It's going pretty good thank you so much for asking yourself? 
11167,"Hello, how's it going?",It's going pretty good thank you so much for asking yourself? ,"I'd rather not talk about it. Favorite ice cream?
"
11168,It's going pretty good thank you so much for asking yourself? ,"I'd rather not talk about it. Favorite ice cream?
","Coffee:

Strawberry:

Cake Batter:

Chocolate Fudge:

Cookie Batter:"
11169,Talk to me.,"You must like cats,  judging from your reddit name","Funny enough, I hate cats. "
11170,"You must like cats,  judging from your reddit name","Funny enough, I hate cats. ","Haha,  why? "
11171,Got fired today. FUCK YEAH!,Do you get unemployment?,Negative. No handouts for this hombre. 
11172,Do you get unemployment?,Negative. No handouts for this hombre. ,"Lol, ""handouts""."
11173,Do you get unemployment?,Negative. No handouts for this hombre. ,"You do realize that you literally paid for that ""handout"" right?"
11174,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will.",I'll play ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯,"Yay! :)

Who has had the most positive impact on your life?"
11175,I'll play ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯,"Yay! :)

Who has had the most positive impact on your life?",Seem like no one has had a positive influence in his life since he didn't reply lmao
11176,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will.",Can I still get one?,"Oh most definitely!

What is your least popular opinion?"
11177,Can I still get one?,"Oh most definitely!

What is your least popular opinion?","Oh wow. You've chosen well.

1.) Fun, in and of itself, is not a worthwhile purpose.
"
11178,"Oh most definitely!

What is your least popular opinion?","Oh wow. You've chosen well.

1.) Fun, in and of itself, is not a worthwhile purpose.
","depends on the purpose, doesn't it?
"
11179,"Oh wow. You've chosen well.

1.) Fun, in and of itself, is not a worthwhile purpose.
","depends on the purpose, doesn't it?
",Nope. I find fun pointless. That's why it's an unpopular opinion.
11180,"depends on the purpose, doesn't it?
",Nope. I find fun pointless. That's why it's an unpopular opinion.,Care to explain? I'm curious.
11181,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will.",Hey!,"Hello!

What is a childhood habit or preference that you'll never outgrow?"
11182,Hey!,"Hello!

What is a childhood habit or preference that you'll never outgrow?","Unfortunately, biting my nails.

Fortunately, my desire to learn. "
11183,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will.",I'll have one interesting question to go please ,"If you could ask your future self one thing, what would it be?"
11184,I'll have one interesting question to go please ,"If you could ask your future self one thing, what would it be?",What are the lottery numbers this weekend? Lol 
11185,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will.",Ask away friend!,"What do you know isn't real, but want badly for it to exist?"
11186,Ask away friend!,"What do you know isn't real, but want badly for it to exist?",The ability to change your appearance into whatever you want. Like shapeshifting in a way.
11187,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will.",Hi op ,"Hi /u/Timeless_fan!

What's your favourite joke you've ever heard?"
11188,Hi op ,"Hi /u/Timeless_fan!

What's your favourite joke you've ever heard?",Why did the banker lose his job? he lost interest. 
11189,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will.",Oh! Pick me! Pick me!,"And the winner is... /u/ObviouslyNotRealMe!

What question do you most hate being asked?"
11190,Oh! Pick me! Pick me!,"And the winner is... /u/ObviouslyNotRealMe!

What question do you most hate being asked?","Why are you so quiet?

Ugh! That question irks me. I don't ask why you're so talkative. "
11191,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will.",Ask away,What historical event would you most like to have experienced?
11192,Ask away,What historical event would you most like to have experienced?,The session of the continental congress where the Declaration of Independence was signed.
11193,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will.",Go on... ,What's a quirk of yours that few people know about?
11194,Go on... ,What's a quirk of yours that few people know about?,I love the strip club Magic City. I do not live in Atlanta. 
11195,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will.",I'm in!,Was there ever a moment when you thought you were going to die?
11196,I'm in!,Was there ever a moment when you thought you were going to die?,"Fortunately, no.  Not even close."
11197,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will.",I'll do this Reverse AMA if it's still going.,What always makes you nostalgic?
11198,I'll do this Reverse AMA if it's still going.,What always makes you nostalgic?,Seeing snacks and cartoons that I use to enjoy as a child
11199,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will.",I'd like a question if ya don't mind. ,What would you like to accomplish before 2017 is over?
11200,I'd like a question if ya don't mind. ,What would you like to accomplish before 2017 is over?,Getting a job that I enjoy. 
11201,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will.",Do me,"What book, movie, film, or video game had the best ending?"
11202,Do me,"What book, movie, film, or video game had the best ending?",Sicario
11203,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will.","I'm feelin it, but me!",What stereotype are you most like?
11204,"I'm feelin it, but me!",What stereotype are you most like?,"I was definitely ""that shithead on Xbox Live"" until I was almost 14"
11205,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will."," I'm in! Shoot me a question, friend! ","You got it!

What is the best compliment you've ever given someone?"
11206," I'm in! Shoot me a question, friend! ","You got it!

What is the best compliment you've ever given someone?","Hm... Probably ""I'm inspired by you."" 

Lame? "
11207,"You got it!

What is the best compliment you've ever given someone?","Hm... Probably ""I'm inspired by you."" 

Lame? ",Not at all! That's a great compliment.
11208,"Hm... Probably ""I'm inspired by you."" 

Lame? ",Not at all! That's a great compliment.,"I thought so, but I'm also a weirdo, lol. "
11209,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will.",I'll bite,What expensive thing is absolutely worth the money?
11210,I'll bite,What expensive thing is absolutely worth the money?,Wireless headphones! They're a bit pricey for good ones but oh  my   god are they awesome
11211,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will.",Is this thing still on?,What is your favourite question to answer?
11212,Is this thing still on?,What is your favourite question to answer?,Why this question of course :) It's all nice and almost recursive. 
11213,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will.",Hit me,What was the last song that got stuck in your head?
11214,Hit me,What was the last song that got stuck in your head?,Element by Kung Fu Kenny
11215,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will.",Have at you!,What is the longest or most complex thing you have memorised?
11216,Have at you!,What is the longest or most complex thing you have memorised?,"Sadly, the periodic table."
11217,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will.",Aight let's do this,"What is something you know is going to happen, but hasn't yet?"
11218,Aight let's do this,"What is something you know is going to happen, but hasn't yet?",I'll get out of bronze (League) one day...
11219,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will.",Me me me?! Please,"What do you think is worth dying for, if anything?"
11220,Me me me?! Please,"What do you think is worth dying for, if anything?",My family for sure.
11221,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will.",Me!,Is there something you have vowed never to do?
11222,Me!,Is there something you have vowed never to do?,Never to turn my back on family 
11223,"I have a list of questions that tend to elicit interesting answers—comment below and I'l ask you one! A reverse AMA, if you will.",Tell me ,What is something you enjoyed doing but would never do again?
11224,Tell me ,What is something you enjoyed doing but would never do again?,Fapping 
11225,How do you feel about the female only screenings of Wonder Woman,They're basically holding a girl's night out or a ladies' night. I don't see the big deal. ,Why don't they also have a guy's night out? I know a lot of guys who are excited for this movie.
11226,They're basically holding a girl's night out or a ladies' night. I don't see the big deal. ,Why don't they also have a guy's night out? I know a lot of guys who are excited for this movie.,Probably has to do with the fact that it's the first major film starring a female superhero 
11227,They're basically holding a girl's night out or a ladies' night. I don't see the big deal. ,Why don't they also have a guy's night out? I know a lot of guys who are excited for this movie.,"Alamo Drafthouse does have ""guy's night out"" screenings. They're big on events."
11228,Why don't they also have a guy's night out? I know a lot of guys who are excited for this movie.,"Alamo Drafthouse does have ""guy's night out"" screenings. They're big on events.",They have never had a men only screening. Per their response on Facebook.
11229,How do you feel about the female only screenings of Wonder Woman,"I'm a woman and I don't care.  Don't like it, don't go.   Or ignore it.  ",I think the problem is that it excludes people from going that might want to go. 
11230,"I'm a woman and I don't care.  Don't like it, don't go.   Or ignore it.  ",I think the problem is that it excludes people from going that might want to go. ,so they can go at a later date.
11231,Is anyone having a bad day?,Always. Everything is a cope.,Do you want me to draw you a picture or anything?
11232,Always. Everything is a cope.,Do you want me to draw you a picture or anything?,"This may be very pathetic, but can you draw me an picture of a cute girl? Lmao."
11233,Do you want me to draw you a picture or anything?,"This may be very pathetic, but can you draw me an picture of a cute girl? Lmao.","Sure, I can try! I'm not good at drawing people, but I will try my best! :)"
11234,"This may be very pathetic, but can you draw me an picture of a cute girl? Lmao.","Sure, I can try! I'm not good at drawing people, but I will try my best! :)",C:
11235,Is anyone having a bad day?,Yay! artwork.. picture?,"Sure, what would you like me to draw?"
11236,Yay! artwork.. picture?,"Sure, what would you like me to draw?","Oh gosh, I'm so indecisive"
11237,"Sure, what would you like me to draw?","Oh gosh, I'm so indecisive",Do you have a favorite animal? I could draw that!
11238,"Oh gosh, I'm so indecisive",Do you have a favorite animal? I could draw that!,Red Panda!
11239,Do you have a favorite animal? I could draw that!,Red Panda!,"Oh, I have drawn a red panda before! I will try to finish it soon! "
11240,Red Panda!,"Oh, I have drawn a red panda before! I will try to finish it soon! ",:)!
11241,What are some hobbies for people with no talent,Anime I guess.,"You take that back. Anime requires a *lot*  of talent*!*

Pay no mind to thus guy OP..."
11242,Anime I guess.,"You take that back. Anime requires a *lot*  of talent*!*

Pay no mind to thus guy OP...","Tamaki?! Are you stalking me! Creeper!

If I had comment faces here, I would use one."
11243,"You take that back. Anime requires a *lot*  of talent*!*

Pay no mind to thus guy OP...","Tamaki?! Are you stalking me! Creeper!

If I had comment faces here, I would use one.","Whaaaaa- N-no*!*

Why would you even think of such a thing? You're crazy*!*"
11244,Anime I guess.,"You take that back. Anime requires a *lot*  of talent*!*

Pay no mind to thus guy OP...","*Making* anime requires talent, watching it doesn't.
"
11245,its raining outside anybody wanna talk?,hello! what is she like? :))))))),"she likes memes,she is shy, she likes musicals and shes edgy but shes not an emo"
11246,hello! what is she like? :))))))),"she likes memes,she is shy, she likes musicals and shes edgy but shes not an emo",she sounds cute af!!!!! are u going to ask her out? qhat are u sketching?
11247,"she likes memes,she is shy, she likes musicals and shes edgy but shes not an emo",she sounds cute af!!!!! are u going to ask her out? qhat are u sketching?,no we never met before we are internet friends ;)
11248,she sounds cute af!!!!! are u going to ask her out? qhat are u sketching?,no we never met before we are internet friends ;),aw!!! i hope u meet :)
11249,no we never met before we are internet friends ;),aw!!! i hope u meet :),yeah maybe one day :)
11250,aw!!! i hope u meet :),yeah maybe one day :),~~maybe~~ one day
11251,yeah maybe one day :),~~maybe~~ one day,aww thanks .3. &lt;3
11252,~~maybe~~ one day,aww thanks .3. &lt;3,:~) &lt;4
11253,its raining outside anybody wanna talk?,Tell us about the girl.,"she likes to draw . likes memes , musicals , she is also edgy but shes no emo "
11254,Tell us about the girl.,"she likes to draw . likes memes , musicals , she is also edgy but shes no emo ",Sounds like she's young
11255,"she likes to draw . likes memes , musicals , she is also edgy but shes no emo ",Sounds like she's young,yeah she is 15
11256,Tell us about the girl.,"she likes to draw . likes memes , musicals , she is also edgy but shes no emo ",who doesn't like memes?
11257,"she likes to draw . likes memes , musicals , she is also edgy but shes no emo ",who doesn't like memes?,i know :)
11258,who doesn't like memes?,i know :),have you talked to her? 
11259,i know :),have you talked to her? ,no we havent talked for a while
11260,its raining outside anybody wanna talk?,"I love the rain! 

What do you draw?",cartoons and other faces and some comics :)
11261,"I love the rain! 

What do you draw?",cartoons and other faces and some comics :),Awesome!
11262,cartoons and other faces and some comics :),Awesome!,thank you &lt;3 :)
11263,Awesome!,thank you &lt;3 :),"I sometimes play around with this cartoon horse doodle, it's silly but fun. :)"
11264,thank you &lt;3 :),"I sometimes play around with this cartoon horse doodle, it's silly but fun. :)",thats very nice :)
11265,"I sometimes play around with this cartoon horse doodle, it's silly but fun. :)",thats very nice :),What's your favorite thing to draw?
11266,thats very nice :),What's your favorite thing to draw?,cartoons and animals
11267,What's your favorite thing to draw?,cartoons and animals,Awesome!
11268,cartoons and animals,Awesome!,Thank you :)
11269,Awesome!,Thank you :),Of course. :3
11270,Thank you :),Of course. :3,&lt;3
11271,its raining outside anybody wanna talk?,I have crushes on girls too. Unfortunately they never like me the way I like them.,I feel you :) but you are probably meant for someone way more beautiful :)
11272,I have crushes on girls too. Unfortunately they never like me the way I like them.,I feel you :) but you are probably meant for someone way more beautiful :),&lt;3 :) Thanks c:
11273,I feel you :) but you are probably meant for someone way more beautiful :),&lt;3 :) Thanks c:,No problem &lt;3 :)
11274,its raining outside anybody wanna talk?,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,HI! how are you?
11275,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,HI! how are you?,I'm doing pretty doing pretty good thank you so much for asking yourself? 
11276,HI! how are you?,I'm doing pretty doing pretty good thank you so much for asking yourself? ,Im doin pretty good what do you do most of the time?
11277,I'm doing pretty doing pretty good thank you so much for asking yourself? ,Im doin pretty good what do you do most of the time?,Reddit pretty much lol I'm addicted 
11278,Im doin pretty good what do you do most of the time?,Reddit pretty much lol I'm addicted ,"Me too! how did you come up with that username?
"
11279,Reddit pretty much lol I'm addicted ,"Me too! how did you come up with that username?
",I just came up with it randomly lol I wish I could I change it though lol
11280,"Me too! how did you come up with that username?
",I just came up with it randomly lol I wish I could I change it though lol,well you seem to be stuck with it now :) btw im 13
11281,I just came up with it randomly lol I wish I could I change it though lol,well you seem to be stuck with it now :) btw im 13,That's awesome 
11282,well you seem to be stuck with it now :) btw im 13,That's awesome ,i guess it is pretty awsome
11283,Want advice? Come in here and I'll give you advice as best as I can on any issue that is bothering you.,What's the best way for a girl to ask a guy for his number? ,go right up to him and ask him directly. 
11284,What's the best way for a girl to ask a guy for his number? ,go right up to him and ask him directly. ,I like how straight forward this is but my nerves can't handle that.
11285,"Holy Fuck, It's My Cakeday!","Favorite KIND of cake?

Heresy! All cake is great!",Chocolate. Peanut butter. salted Caramel. Confetti. I CAN'T DECIDE!
11286,"Favorite KIND of cake?

Heresy! All cake is great!",Chocolate. Peanut butter. salted Caramel. Confetti. I CAN'T DECIDE!,all of it @_@
11287,Chocolate. Peanut butter. salted Caramel. Confetti. I CAN'T DECIDE!,all of it @_@,ALL OF THE CAKES!
11288,"Holy Fuck, It's My Cakeday!",Happy Cake Day😀😊☺🎂🍰🎈🎉🎊🎀🎁,Thank you!
11289,Happy Cake Day😀😊☺🎂🍰🎈🎉🎊🎀🎁,Thank you!,You are very welcome 
11290,What song is in your head right now? Is it internal torture or really not that bad?,"PERCOCET

MOLLY PERCOCET ",MASK ON
11291,"PERCOCET

MOLLY PERCOCET ",MASK ON,FUCK IT MASK OFF
11292,[UPDATE] Holy fuckamole the girl I like actually said yes and I'm actually blown away,Good for you!,Love the username :)
11293,Good for you!,Love the username :),I must spread the word: *read Murakami*! 
11294,Love the username :),I must spread the word: *read Murakami*! ,What's Murakami?
11295,I must spread the word: *read Murakami*! ,What's Murakami?,Haruki Murakami is a pretty good Japanese writer.
11296,What's Murakami?,Haruki Murakami is a pretty good Japanese writer.,I enjoy Japanese stuffs. What have they written?
11297,Love the username :),I must spread the word: *read Murakami*! ,I'm trying! 😊
11298,"I'm Pretty Sad, Can We Have A Happy, Casual Conversation?",My duck farted today :D,Nice! What kind of duck.
11299,My duck farted today :D,Nice! What kind of duck.,..I dont have a duck :(
11300,Nice! What kind of duck.,..I dont have a duck :(,"Go to one of those farm stores! Or, even better, steal one from a pond!"
11301,..I dont have a duck :(,"Go to one of those farm stores! Or, even better, steal one from a pond!",Get 'em while they're young! They should only be a few months old.
11302,"I'm Pretty Sad, Can We Have A Happy, Casual Conversation?",Am I the only one who thinks bears are cute as hell? ,No. Bears are the cutest. I want a pet bear!
11303,Am I the only one who thinks bears are cute as hell? ,No. Bears are the cutest. I want a pet bear!,"Right!? 

I'd sleep on my bear like totoro"
11304,No. Bears are the cutest. I want a pet bear!,"Right!? 

I'd sleep on my bear like totoro","YESSSSSSSSS!

There's an adorable Society6 blanket of a bear hug, and I want."
11305,"I'm Pretty Sad, Can We Have A Happy, Casual Conversation?",Cake or pie?,Both.
11306,Cake or pie?,Both.,This is the correct answer.
11307,Both.,This is the correct answer.,Favorite cake? Favorite pie?
11308,"I'm Pretty Sad, Can We Have A Happy, Casual Conversation?",Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hi!
11309,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hi!,How are you doing today? 
11310,Hi!,How are you doing today? ,I'm hanging in there. Getting very tired though. How are you?
11311,How are you doing today? ,I'm hanging in there. Getting very tired though. How are you?,I'm doing pretty doing pretty good thank you so much for asking 
11312,I'm hanging in there. Getting very tired though. How are you?,I'm doing pretty doing pretty good thank you so much for asking ,Of course. Any plans for the weekend?
11313,I'm doing pretty doing pretty good thank you so much for asking ,Of course. Any plans for the weekend?,Nope not really yourself? 
11314,Of course. Any plans for the weekend?,Nope not really yourself? ,"A few family friends over for dinner, then outlet mall on Sunday. "
11315,Nope not really yourself? ,"A few family friends over for dinner, then outlet mall on Sunday. ",That's awesome😀😊☺🙌👍
11316,"A few family friends over for dinner, then outlet mall on Sunday. ",That's awesome😀😊☺🙌👍,Thanks! I'm looking forward to getting some new stuff for summer.
11317,That's awesome😀😊☺🙌👍,Thanks! I'm looking forward to getting some new stuff for summer.,😀😊☺🙌👍
11318,Thanks! I'm looking forward to getting some new stuff for summer.,😀😊☺🙌👍,Looking forward to anything this summer?
11319,Anyone doing anything about going bald?,I'm 19 and clearly going bald so you had your run mate,Sorry to hear that mate :(  Guess I should could myself lucky.
11320,I'm 19 and clearly going bald so you had your run mate,Sorry to hear that mate :(  Guess I should could myself lucky.,Eh...i love my hair so much but i guess it just happens and i can't do anything about it.
11321,Sorry to hear that mate :(  Guess I should could myself lucky.,Eh...i love my hair so much but i guess it just happens and i can't do anything about it.,I'll let you know how I get on mate
11322,"Hello Friends, It's officially Dinner time, what are you having?","I just made a salad with grilled chicken, pickles, tomatoes, and cheese. ","That sounds really good too, minus the pickles! 😅"
11323,"I just made a salad with grilled chicken, pickles, tomatoes, and cheese. ","That sounds really good too, minus the pickles! 😅",That's what people usually say 😅
11324,"That sounds really good too, minus the pickles! 😅",That's what people usually say 😅,"I bet it tastes good, I'm just not a pickle eater."
11325,"Hello Friends, It's officially Dinner time, what are you having?",Tacos bitch! ,Me too! Taco Tuesday!
11326,Tacos bitch! ,Me too! Taco Tuesday!,"Wow, I forgot taco Tuesday. Shame on me."
11327,"Hello Friends, It's officially Dinner time, what are you having?",Penne and fake-chorizo and red sauce from meal prep,What is fake-chorizo??
11328,Penne and fake-chorizo and red sauce from meal prep,What is fake-chorizo??,"soy chorizo.   it's great, cheap, and lasts forever.  at trader joes"
11329,"Hello Friends, It's officially Dinner time, what are you having?","Guláš! Has beef, broth, and a lot of other various things. Wanted a taste of home.",Interesting. Where is that from? Serbia? Hungary?
11330,"Guláš! Has beef, broth, and a lot of other various things. Wanted a taste of home.",Interesting. Where is that from? Serbia? Hungary?,Czech Republic. Sometimes I miss it a lot.
11331,"Hello Friends, It's officially Dinner time, what are you having?",Spicy curry chicken with garbanzo beans. Roasted broccoli.,That sounds so good
11332,Spicy curry chicken with garbanzo beans. Roasted broccoli.,That sounds so good,Thanks! We meal prep for the week and eat this usually twice a week at least.
11333,Do you ever wish you could turn your brain off?,Yes. Then I discovered taking my sleeping pills with alcohol 👌😴,Is that dangerous?
11334,Yes. Then I discovered taking my sleeping pills with alcohol 👌😴,Is that dangerous?,"Oh, definitely."
11335,Is that dangerous?,"Oh, definitely.",Be careful then.  Unless you were joking.  Sometimes I'm bad at picking up on jokes haha.
11336,What song gives you goosebumps every single time you hear it?,"Recently, its Grew Up at Midnight by The Maccabees. Especially the last minute or so.",everyone's giving me ideas for new types of music it's wonderful. 
11337,"Recently, its Grew Up at Midnight by The Maccabees. Especially the last minute or so.",everyone's giving me ideas for new types of music it's wonderful. ,That's what we're here for :)
11338,What song gives you goosebumps every single time you hear it?,How has no-one mentioned Everything in it's Right Place? It's awesome. ,Radiohead has a lot of underrated songs 
11339,How has no-one mentioned Everything in it's Right Place? It's awesome. ,Radiohead has a lot of underrated songs ,"Karma Police, EiiRP, How to Disappear Completely, Creep, Fake Plastic Trees. All fab."
11340,What song gives you goosebumps every single time you hear it?,Goosebumps - Travis Scott,Wow I get those goosebumps every time so true
11341,Goosebumps - Travis Scott,Wow I get those goosebumps every time so true,you ease my mind you make everything feel fine
11342,A Discussion of Poetry,Do you peeform open mics?,I have been but I have never performed. 
11343,Do you peeform open mics?,I have been but I have never performed. ,Why not?
11344,A Discussion of Poetry,*I like poetry very much and I also write it...*,Awesome! What kind of poetry are you fond of? 
11345,*I like poetry very much and I also write it...*,Awesome! What kind of poetry are you fond of? ,*I like modernist poetry.*
11346,Awesome! What kind of poetry are you fond of? ,*I like modernist poetry.*,Who do you read?
11347,*I like modernist poetry.*,Who do you read?,*I don't know.*
11348,Who do you read?,*I don't know.*,"If anybody should know it would be you, one would think. "
11349,How did you come up with your reddit username?,I wanted people to PM me pictures of rice cookers,And have they?
11350,I wanted people to PM me pictures of rice cookers,And have they?,A few times. Not often
11351,How did you come up with your reddit username?,"My initials are DT.  ""Deity"".  Get it?",Hey.. Donald Trump
11352,"My initials are DT.  ""Deity"".  Get it?",Hey.. Donald Trump,You Doxxed me.  SAD
11353,How did you come up with your reddit username?,Justin Timberlake is a cool person and I like weed.,Lmao this is the best nickname ever
11354,Justin Timberlake is a cool person and I like weed.,Lmao this is the best nickname ever,I really appreciate it!
11355,How did you come up with your reddit username?,I setup a throwaway to use for an AMA and ended up just using the account regularly ,Can we still AYA because I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS
11356,I setup a throwaway to use for an AMA and ended up just using the account regularly ,Can we still AYA because I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS,Feel free 
11357,Can we still AYA because I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS,Feel free ,How did you meet? Were you ever a client? And do you like hearing stories about work?
11358,How did you come up with your reddit username?,*I like the name Margaret and I also like Pedro the Lion... It's a band.*,"Oh,, I recognize you! You're the girl who right in reddit like it's a diary! Hi! :D"
11359,*I like the name Margaret and I also like Pedro the Lion... It's a band.*,"Oh,, I recognize you! You're the girl who right in reddit like it's a diary! Hi! :D","*Yes. Hey, how are you doin'?  :)*"
11360,"Oh,, I recognize you! You're the girl who right in reddit like it's a diary! Hi! :D","*Yes. Hey, how are you doin'?  :)*",I'm doing great lately! And you? :)
11361,"*Yes. Hey, how are you doin'?  :)*",I'm doing great lately! And you? :),*I'm tired...*
11362,How did you come up with your reddit username?,"Well, I'm a space dragon...",Tell me more
11363,"Well, I'm a space dragon...",Tell me more,"Well, there's not much more to tell. I feel like I'm a boring bipedal dragon inside."
11364,How did you come up with your reddit username?,I consider myself a bro and Brotagonist was taken so I went with TheOneTrueBro,My hebro
11365,I consider myself a bro and Brotagonist was taken so I went with TheOneTrueBro,My hebro,HA! You just gave me a great future username!
11366,How did you come up with your reddit username?,Bobs burgers. ,Hay! 
11367,Bobs burgers. ,Hay! ,Herro
11368,How did you come up with your reddit username?,The username Boomp was taken,And what is boomp supposed to mean? 
11369,The username Boomp was taken,And what is boomp supposed to mean? ,It's what I say when my cats hit their heads against me whenever they want attention! :-)
11370,And what is boomp supposed to mean? ,It's what I say when my cats hit their heads against me whenever they want attention! :-),I'm so gonna be using that term from now on lol
11371,It's what I say when my cats hit their heads against me whenever they want attention! :-),I'm so gonna be using that term from now on lol,"Feel free! It's nice to know someone else likes the dumb words I come up with, lol! 😂"
11372,How did you come up with your reddit username?,I want people to spank my potato. It's kinda my thing.,I'm really confused.
11373,I want people to spank my potato. It's kinda my thing.,I'm really confused.,( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
11374,How did you come up with your reddit username?,I named my reddit after this book I'm writing ,Uh-oh. Am I in your book?
11375,I named my reddit after this book I'm writing ,Uh-oh. Am I in your book?,"Maybe you are, maybe you aren't 
Who knows eh? 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
11376,How did you come up with your reddit username?,"I replaced the ""i"" in ""time"" with a ""y"".

*groundbreaking*",Woah you must have been here since forever if you got a four letter name.
11377,"I replaced the ""i"" in ""time"" with a ""y"".

*groundbreaking*",Woah you must have been here since forever if you got a four letter name.,Only 11 years.
11378,Good morning! Tell me something interesting about you!,I'm learning to play golf at Rory McIlroy 's old club. That's all I got.,Holywood golf club?
11379,I'm learning to play golf at Rory McIlroy 's old club. That's all I got.,Holywood golf club?,Aye
11380,Good morning! Tell me something interesting about you!,"I am a high functioning autistic, though that's not that interesting.",That's nice. 
11381,"I am a high functioning autistic, though that's not that interesting.",That's nice. ,It's nice yep
11382,"I am a high functioning autistic, though that's not that interesting.",That's nice. ,It's just that many people have that
11383,That's nice. ,It's just that many people have that,I have a friend who's a high functioning autistic. He now raps.
11384,Good morning! Tell me something interesting about you!,I have Albinism.,Oh wow that's interesting. 
11385,I have Albinism.,Oh wow that's interesting. ,Yup it sure is
11386,So CC what's happening today? Any big plans?,Writing my second to last final exam in an hour! Woohoo! ,What subject?
11387,Writing my second to last final exam in an hour! Woohoo! ,What subject?,Today's​ exam is on taxation. 
11388,What subject?,Today's​ exam is on taxation. ,Oh wow that sounds pretty goddam awful 
11389,So CC what's happening today? Any big plans?,Writing my second to last final exam in an hour! Woohoo! ,bring your phone and we can help you cheat!
11390,Writing my second to last final exam in an hour! Woohoo! ,bring your phone and we can help you cheat!,How much do you know about Canadian tax?
11391,bring your phone and we can help you cheat!,How much do you know about Canadian tax?,... eh ... I am sorry
11392,So CC what's happening today? Any big plans?,Gym then volunteering! ,Volunteering doing what?
11393,Gym then volunteering! ,Volunteering doing what?,Office work for a chairty
11394,Volunteering doing what?,Office work for a chairty,That must be really rewarding 
11395,Office work for a chairty,That must be really rewarding ,Naw not really pretty borring work
11396,That must be really rewarding ,Naw not really pretty borring work,Oh that sucks. What's the charity for?
11397,Naw not really pretty borring work,Oh that sucks. What's the charity for?,Children that  needs mentors in their lives
11398,Oh that sucks. What's the charity for?,Children that  needs mentors in their lives,Oh like a big brother type of thing? That's a pretty worthwhile cause
11399,Children that  needs mentors in their lives,Oh like a big brother type of thing? That's a pretty worthwhile cause,Yep you got it
11400,What brings you joy?,Minecraft!,Don't you mean gaming in general? =D
11401,Minecraft!,Don't you mean gaming in general? =D,Yes but mostly Minecraft
11402,Which demographic of people do you usually attract?,Invisible girls I guess.,So like Jessica Alba from Fantastic 4? haha
11403,Invisible girls I guess.,So like Jessica Alba from Fantastic 4? haha,Exactly! :)
11404,So like Jessica Alba from Fantastic 4? haha,Exactly! :),"Well, she's hot! Lucky you haha"
11405,Exactly! :),"Well, she's hot! Lucky you haha",You aren't 
11406,Which demographic of people do you usually attract?,Asian guys ,Where are you from? :)
11407,Asian guys ,Where are you from? :),Texas 
11408,Which demographic of people do you usually attract?,"I'm also 23, female, and asian. I've noticed I seem to attract latino men the most.","Hmm, where do you live? :)"
11409,"I'm also 23, female, and asian. I've noticed I seem to attract latino men the most.","Hmm, where do you live? :)",In America 
11410,"If someone offered to pay you a $1 million to eat one dish for every meal for 6 months, what would it be?","Chicken, vegetables and rice",Has to be one vegetable though! 
11411,"Chicken, vegetables and rice",Has to be one vegetable though! ,Broccoli then
11412,"If someone offered to pay you a $1 million to eat one dish for every meal for 6 months, what would it be?",Tossed green salad with chicken breast. Get all my nutriants. ,What kind of dressing?!
11413,Tossed green salad with chicken breast. Get all my nutriants. ,What kind of dressing?!,Oil and vinegar 
11414,What kind of dressing?!,Oil and vinegar ,I love a good ranch or caesar even though they're not as healthy!
11415,I just spent hundreds of dollars and 7 hours of my time proving my company wrong,can i have 600 dollars,"Hell yes, ask your mom, that's what I did."
11416,can i have 600 dollars,"Hell yes, ask your mom, that's what I did.",I tried that. She stopped taking my calls.
11417,"Hell yes, ask your mom, that's what I did.",I tried that. She stopped taking my calls.,That's weird. When I asked your mom she gave it immediately.
11418,"Hell yes, ask your mom, that's what I did.",I tried that. She stopped taking my calls.,"Try spinning, that's a good trick!"
11419,can i have 600 dollars,"Hell yes, ask your mom, that's what I did.",you asked /u/friedmonster 's mom for $600?
11420,"Hell yes, ask your mom, that's what I did.",you asked /u/friedmonster 's mom for $600?,"I asked her for a lot more, but she said no because she's a lady."
11421,you asked /u/friedmonster 's mom for $600?,"I asked her for a lot more, but she said no because she's a lady.",That's funny. She told me she said no because you didn't have 600 dollars.
11422,What's your creative outlet?,"I like to draw and paint, although most of the time all I make time for is doodles. ","Doodling is fun! Sometimes, I feel like I doodle better than I actually do with drawing. "
11423,"I like to draw and paint, although most of the time all I make time for is doodles. ","Doodling is fun! Sometimes, I feel like I doodle better than I actually do with drawing. ",I know that feel. I feel so annoyed when my doodles come out good but my actual drawings don't 
11424,Whats the best compliment you've ever received?,A girl I was dating invited her best friend to bed with us.,Is that a compliment to you or to the best friend?
11425,A girl I was dating invited her best friend to bed with us.,Is that a compliment to you or to the best friend?,DM;HS.
11426,What do you guys do for a living?,I am a third year engineering student in computer science ,Computer? I hardly know her.
11427,I am a third year engineering student in computer science ,Computer? I hardly know her.,Paralegal? I hardly knew hel. 
11428,Anyone else having a great Monday?,I have beer. ,What kind? 
11429,I have beer. ,What kind? ,Lots. 
11430,What kind? ,Lots. ,"Ah, so the best kind? "
11431,Lots. ,"Ah, so the best kind? ",Indeed. 
11432,"Ah, so the best kind? ",Indeed. ,Best conversation ever
11433,Anyone else having a great Monday?,"Well, I don't know about having a great Monday, but it hasn't been awful.  ",That's also good. Hopefully your day can get even better 😊
11434,"Well, I don't know about having a great Monday, but it hasn't been awful.  ",That's also good. Hopefully your day can get even better 😊,"Perhaps it will since I am going to do some writing.  So we shall see.

"
11435,Have you ever felt that you just wanted to be hugged?,I miss hugs. One of the biggest things I miss about my mom. She gave those meaningful hugs. ,*Nana internet hug*
11436,I miss hugs. One of the biggest things I miss about my mom. She gave those meaningful hugs. ,*Nana internet hug*,":') I appreciate that a lot. Thank you, sweet person."
11437,*Nana internet hug*,":') I appreciate that a lot. Thank you, sweet person.","You are very welcome!! :)

Thanks for the kind words :)"
11438,":') I appreciate that a lot. Thank you, sweet person.","You are very welcome!! :)

Thanks for the kind words :)",=) 
11439,I miss hugs. One of the biggest things I miss about my mom. She gave those meaningful hugs. ,*Nana internet hug*,"See, things like this is why I like this sub :)"
11440,Have you ever felt that you just wanted to be hugged?,My chassis is far too hot for human embrace.,I totally understand your predicament fellow human!
11441,My chassis is far too hot for human embrace.,I totally understand your predicament fellow human!,YOUR SYMPATHETIC KEYSTROKES HAVE BEEN COMPRESSED AND ARCHIVED.
11442,Have you ever felt that you just wanted to be hugged?,I've recently been there. I've been hugged before but I really need it again,*Nana internet hug*
11443,I've recently been there. I've been hugged before but I really need it again,*Nana internet hug*,Awz ;3 I appreciate you
11444,*Nana internet hug*,Awz ;3 I appreciate you,Thank you! :)
11445,Awz ;3 I appreciate you,Thank you! :),&lt;3
11446,Thank you! :),&lt;3,Backatcha! :)
11447,Have you ever felt that you just wanted to be hugged?,"Basically me, every day.",*Nana internet hug*
11448,"Basically me, every day.",*Nana internet hug*,"Does not feel as good as a real hug ;( but thanks, haha"
11449,*Nana internet hug*,"Does not feel as good as a real hug ;( but thanks, haha",Oh you are so right! But I love giving them :) and you are welcome :)
11450,What was your best 5 minutes this weekend?,A slow dance with the guy I love at his sister's wedding. :) ,weddings always make people think of the next wedding.   Are you and he already married?
11451,A slow dance with the guy I love at his sister's wedding. :) ,weddings always make people think of the next wedding.   Are you and he already married?,"Nope! We only recently got together, actually. "
11452,What was your best 5 minutes this weekend?,Cooking for my wife ,I hope she was there
11453,Cooking for my wife ,I hope she was there,She was 😊
11454,Do you post things on Reddit because of getting karma?,You can has my upvote,*Thanks.*
11455,You can has my upvote,*Thanks.*,And mine!
11456,*Thanks.*,And mine!,and my ax!
11457,You can has my upvote,*Thanks.*,Have to help feed the addiction!
11458,Do you post things on Reddit because of getting karma?,"It's not the karma, it's the orangereds",*The what?*
11459,"It's not the karma, it's the orangereds",*The what?*,The orangered envelope in the top right
11460,*The what?*,The orangered envelope in the top right,*Oh yes.*
11461,The orangered envelope in the top right,*Oh yes.*,"Here, have another one"
11462,Do you post things on Reddit because of getting karma?,What is Reddit good?,*It's Reddit gold*
11463,What is Reddit good?,*It's Reddit gold*,"Oh shit. I didn't notice that. Yeah, I meant what is Reddit gold. And how do you get it?"
11464,I really like doing domestic chores,"Help we wash toilet, I hate it, I'd rather be shot to death ",It's not as bad if the cleaning is regular.
11465,"Help we wash toilet, I hate it, I'd rather be shot to death ",It's not as bad if the cleaning is regular.,What?
11466,It's not as bad if the cleaning is regular.,What?,I clean my toilet often so it normally doesn't smell very bad.
11467,Do you ever have days wherein you feel like doing nothing in life except watching tv and eating popcorn?,"Yep, in that stretch. Binging this show called Top of the Lake right now.",Is that the british crime show?
11468,"Yep, in that stretch. Binging this show called Top of the Lake right now.",Is that the british crime show?,"Yep, set in NZ though"
11469,Do you ever have days wherein you feel like doing nothing in life except watching tv and eating popcorn?,"Yes, I do.  However I have no popcorn.

",There seems to be lot of tacos lately on Reddit. Have one 🌮 instead 
11470,"Yes, I do.  However I have no popcorn.

",There seems to be lot of tacos lately on Reddit. Have one 🌮 instead ,Tacos do sound good.
11471,Do you ever have days wherein you feel like doing nothing in life except watching tv and eating popcorn?,"Hell, right now I just wanna sleep for a long while, but I got shitloads of math to do.",College made me hate math &gt;.&lt; 
11472,"Hell, right now I just wanna sleep for a long while, but I got shitloads of math to do.",College made me hate math &gt;.&lt; ,Procrastinating on long-ass high school assignments is making me hate me
11473,Do you have a favorite lesser known band or song artist that you listen to?,Tash Sultana.. love Courtney Barnett too. And Camp Kope,Can I guess... you're Australian?
11474,Tash Sultana.. love Courtney Barnett too. And Camp Kope,Can I guess... you're Australian?,Sure am!! 
11475,What do you hope to accomplish within the next week?,Getting the house ready for my new puppy!,What breed?
11476,Getting the house ready for my new puppy!,What breed?,Great Pyrenees Mountain Dog
11477,What do you hope to accomplish within the next week?,Getting the house ready for my new puppy!,"Oh my gosh, lucky! I love puppies so much. What breed is he/she? "
11478,Getting the house ready for my new puppy!,"Oh my gosh, lucky! I love puppies so much. What breed is he/she? ",Great Pyrenees Mountain Dog ;D
11479,"Oh my gosh, lucky! I love puppies so much. What breed is he/she? ",Great Pyrenees Mountain Dog ;D,So cute. I'd be so excited 
11480,Great Pyrenees Mountain Dog ;D,So cute. I'd be so excited ,Definitely am!
11481,What do you hope to accomplish within the next week?,I wanna make this brownie recipe I found on Pinterest! ,Is there a twist to the recipe?
11482,I wanna make this brownie recipe I found on Pinterest! ,Is there a twist to the recipe?,Kinda! It has oreos and marshmallow in it! 
11483,Is there a twist to the recipe?,Kinda! It has oreos and marshmallow in it! ,"Oh, sounds good, have fun baking and eating!"
11484,What do you hope to accomplish within the next week?,I hope to do well on my last two finals!,You've got this! Good luck! 
11485,I hope to do well on my last two finals!,You've got this! Good luck! ,Thanks!
11486,What do you hope to accomplish within the next week?,Actually getting out some new job apps would be a swell start!,Good luck!! 
11487,Actually getting out some new job apps would be a swell start!,Good luck!! ,Thanks!
11488,What do you hope to accomplish within the next week?,"I want to start up at the gym again, go to the doctor, and buy a trumpet!",You can do it. I hope everything goes well at the doctor! 
11489,"I want to start up at the gym again, go to the doctor, and buy a trumpet!",You can do it. I hope everything goes well at the doctor! ,"Cheers, thanks!"
11490,Anyone want to play the question game?,dark brown,Classic. Now it's your turn
11491,dark brown,Classic. Now it's your turn,whats your favorite breakfast food?
11492,What's something you wish you would have started doing earlier?,"Flossing. I started flossing every other night a few months ago, and now it's a habit.",That's a good one. 
11493,"Flossing. I started flossing every other night a few months ago, and now it's a habit.",That's a good one. ,"We meet again, my old friend."
11494,That's a good one. ,"We meet again, my old friend.",It's been far too long. 
11495,"We meet again, my old friend.",It's been far too long. ,Like... minutes
11496,It's been far too long. ,Like... minutes,"Only have so many minutes, I'd very much like to spend them with an old friend. "
11497,Like... minutes,"Only have so many minutes, I'd very much like to spend them with an old friend. ",I'll say!
11498,"Only have so many minutes, I'd very much like to spend them with an old friend. ",I'll say!,"Oh good, you've returned. I was waiting. "
11499,I'll say!,"Oh good, you've returned. I was waiting. ",Sorry I've been on and off for a while. Hope I haven't kept you waiting too long.
11500,"Oh good, you've returned. I was waiting. ",Sorry I've been on and off for a while. Hope I haven't kept you waiting too long.,No worries
11501,Sorry I've been on and off for a while. Hope I haven't kept you waiting too long.,No worries,"Anyhoo, how's things? Did you go bowling?"
11502,What do you like talking about?,Space and movies.,"I love space, I love the planets stars and galaxies. And more than that but you get the idea."
11503,Space and movies.,"I love space, I love the planets stars and galaxies. And more than that but you get the idea.",Light pollution free areas are very fucking far away. That upsets me.
11504,"I love space, I love the planets stars and galaxies. And more than that but you get the idea.",Light pollution free areas are very fucking far away. That upsets me.,:/
11505,Light pollution free areas are very fucking far away. That upsets me.,:/,Highyway is ok. Also I've been on a beach at South Africa. That was pretty cool.
11506,What song have you been obsessed with recently?," ""Catastrophe"" and ""Whoa-o"" by Forever the Sickest Kids because I love them",Love me some good pop punk / pop rock. 
11507," ""Catastrophe"" and ""Whoa-o"" by Forever the Sickest Kids because I love them",Love me some good pop punk / pop rock. ,"Yess it's great 👌👌also, newer Green Day's ""Bang bang"" is pretty awesome"
11508,What song have you been obsessed with recently?,[removed],Oooo this jams. I love it! I swear I heard Casey Neistat or some other vlogger use it.  
11509,[removed],Oooo this jams. I love it! I swear I heard Casey Neistat or some other vlogger use it.  ,[removed]
11510,What song have you been obsessed with recently?,"1979 - Smashing Pumpkins

Helps me to stay calm and relaxed. ",My friend always links me songs by them; they're slowly growing on me.
11511,"1979 - Smashing Pumpkins

Helps me to stay calm and relaxed. ",My friend always links me songs by them; they're slowly growing on me.,"They're good, catchy music with interesting lyrics. "
11512,What song have you been obsessed with recently?,Queen - Too Much Love Will Kill You,Queen is always a good listen!
11513,Queen - Too Much Love Will Kill You,Queen is always a good listen!,For sure
11514,What personality traits do you guys find attractive?,Having a fucked up sense of humor.,I can sometimes have a dark humor. 
11515,Having a fucked up sense of humor.,I can sometimes have a dark humor. ,Are you female?
11516,I can sometimes have a dark humor. ,Are you female?,Yes.
11517,rant to me!,[removed],absolutely go for it! things happen for a reason. where do you want to move to?
11518,[removed],absolutely go for it! things happen for a reason. where do you want to move to?,[removed]
11519,absolutely go for it! things happen for a reason. where do you want to move to?,[removed],that's awesome! I'm from Michigan but I'm going to Denver in two days for the week!! 
11520,[removed],that's awesome! I'm from Michigan but I'm going to Denver in two days for the week!! ,What for?? Have a great time!
11521,rant to me!,I want to die. Thanks for listening.,Why do you want to die?
11522,I want to die. Thanks for listening.,Why do you want to die?,"I'm just a pretty shit person, thank you for bothering to ask :)"
11523,rant to me!,I want to die. Thanks for listening.,Do you want to talk about why? I'm here for you. 
11524,I want to die. Thanks for listening.,Do you want to talk about why? I'm here for you. ,"Thank you, really appreciate it. I'm just not a great person and I'm fed up of life haha "
11525,rant to me!,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,hey girl! what's up?
11526,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,hey girl! what's up?,How are you doing today? 
11527,hey girl! what's up?,How are you doing today? ,great. How are you?
11528,How are you doing today? ,great. How are you?,I'm doing pretty good thank you so much for asking😀😊☺🙌👍
11529,rant to me!,"I ate too much pizza and now I'm full and I feel fat, also I want more pizza.",take a break and go back for more! 
11530,"I ate too much pizza and now I'm full and I feel fat, also I want more pizza.",take a break and go back for more! ,Way ahead of you!
11531,rant to me!,I actually feel content in life. Nothing is really bothering me right now.,That's amazing! I'm so happy for you
11532,I actually feel content in life. Nothing is really bothering me right now.,That's amazing! I'm so happy for you,Yea I want to make peoples' lives better
11533,I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday,Hello kittykat lmao. Is that from wedding crashes?! ,"Nope I've never seen the movie, but now I'll have to to see the reference"
11534,Hello kittykat lmao. Is that from wedding crashes?! ,"Nope I've never seen the movie, but now I'll have to to see the reference",It's a pretty dope ass movie. Are you just kittykat cus you're just kittykat?
11535,What have you purchased that still makes you happy?,A memory foam mattress pad. Bed purchase I've ever made. ,I will assume that typo was intentional.
11536,A memory foam mattress pad. Bed purchase I've ever made. ,I will assume that typo was intentional.,"lol...no. I just have my bed on my mind, I guess. :P "
11537,What have you purchased that still makes you happy?,My ecco shoes. I bought it 3 years ago and still wear them. They still look good as new. ,"are they for special things like hiking, or just every day shoes?"
11538,My ecco shoes. I bought it 3 years ago and still wear them. They still look good as new. ,"are they for special things like hiking, or just every day shoes?",Every day shoes.. i wear them to work most of them time. 
11539,What have you purchased that still makes you happy?,my lime green New 3DS XL and my Kindle Voyage. :),"I assume the 3DS is a portable game player.  If so, what's your favorite game on it?"
11540,my lime green New 3DS XL and my Kindle Voyage. :),"I assume the 3DS is a portable game player.  If so, what's your favorite game on it?",You are correct :) my favorite games are any of the Fire Emblem games - they're a strategic RPG.
11541,"I assume the 3DS is a portable game player.  If so, what's your favorite game on it?",You are correct :) my favorite games are any of the Fire Emblem games - they're a strategic RPG.,I know RPG's but I don't understand what a strategic RPG would be
11542,What have you purchased that still makes you happy?,Probably legos,"Which genre of legos (star wars, superheroes, space, etc) or do you mix them?"
11543,Probably legos,"Which genre of legos (star wars, superheroes, space, etc) or do you mix them?",I tend to mix them over time. I have a preference for the creator sets
11544,There is a zombie standing in the doorway of your room.,"Plastic fork , i'm screwed",Go for the eyes and maybe you can escape! 
11545,"Plastic fork , i'm screwed",Go for the eyes and maybe you can escape! ,Wouldn't it make the zombie angrier ?
11546,Go for the eyes and maybe you can escape! ,Wouldn't it make the zombie angrier ?,"I mean, it's going to eat you whether it's angry or not, lol. Might as well go down fighting. "
11547,Wouldn't it make the zombie angrier ?,"I mean, it's going to eat you whether it's angry or not, lol. Might as well go down fighting. ","For a while i tough you said ""fucking"" xD"
11548,"I mean, it's going to eat you whether it's angry or not, lol. Might as well go down fighting. ","For a while i tough you said ""fucking"" xD","That seems like a great way to get the zombie virus, lol! "
11549,"For a while i tough you said ""fucking"" xD","That seems like a great way to get the zombie virus, lol! ","""i'm gonna fuck you till you'll eat my brain off"""
11550,There is a zombie standing in the doorway of your room.,"Xacto knife... could be worse.. but yes, I'm totally screwed.","I mean... I have a small plastic cup, so it could be worse! "
11551,"Xacto knife... could be worse.. but yes, I'm totally screwed.","I mean... I have a small plastic cup, so it could be worse! ","Maybe we could combine our items and... maybe... nope, we'd die together."
11552,There is a zombie standing in the doorway of your room.,House phone. I'm fucked,Cordless? 
11553,House phone. I'm fucked,Cordless? ,Yes
11554,There is a zombie standing in the doorway of your room.,I got a fidget spinner so???,Give it to the zombie. It will be enthralled by the spinning motion and you can escape! Maybe. 
11555,I got a fidget spinner so???,Give it to the zombie. It will be enthralled by the spinning motion and you can escape! Maybe. ,Or I just spend my final moments enjoying the spinny goodness
11556,There is a zombie standing in the doorway of your room.,Object to my left is a bowl and fork. I could kill someone with that easily,"You can?? You're tougher than me, lol. "
11557,Object to my left is a bowl and fork. I could kill someone with that easily,"You can?? You're tougher than me, lol. ",In my head I can. Realistically I probably die
11558,What are you curious about?,Why hot dogs come in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8,I have the problem of hot dogs coming in a pack of 8 and buns in a pack of 6.
11559,Why hot dogs come in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8,I have the problem of hot dogs coming in a pack of 8 and buns in a pack of 6.,That is indeed a problem. Why are they not equal is the predicament. 
11560,What are you curious about?,Science and philosophy ,Hello Sausage-kun. Who are your favorite philosophers?
11561,Science and philosophy ,Hello Sausage-kun. Who are your favorite philosophers?,Bertrand Russell and David Hume
11562,Hello Sausage-kun. Who are your favorite philosophers?,Bertrand Russell and David Hume,Would you like to recommend me any of their essays or works?
11563,Bertrand Russell and David Hume,Would you like to recommend me any of their essays or works?,Bertrand Russells - Why I am not a Christian 
11564,What are you curious about?,"Pharmacology, fonts, and automobiles.",Fonts? You mean fonts like from Word and all this?
11565,"Pharmacology, fonts, and automobiles.",Fonts? You mean fonts like from Word and all this?,Yep.
11566,Fonts? You mean fonts like from Word and all this?,Yep.,How did you develop interest in this in particular?
11567,I'm new at reddit and I'm having a hard time participating because of all the rules.,When you get familiarized with all the trolls and bots you'll understand why that's a thing.,Gotta protect from the spam. 
11568,When you get familiarized with all the trolls and bots you'll understand why that's a thing.,Gotta protect from the spam. ,"He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he erecc!"
11569,"I decided to finally stop being a fat piece of shit last week, and I doubled my weight loss goal within the first week!",Wow! That's awesome!  Here's a low calorie toast to your continued success!,"Toast is high in carbs, sorry, I'll have to pass. :P Thanks though!"
11570,Wow! That's awesome!  Here's a low calorie toast to your continued success!,"Toast is high in carbs, sorry, I'll have to pass. :P Thanks though!","Excellent, Grasshopper.  Your skills improve with each passing day.

*bows*"
11571,"Toast is high in carbs, sorry, I'll have to pass. :P Thanks though!","Excellent, Grasshopper.  Your skills improve with each passing day.

*bows*",Holy crap I thought I was the only person who used that phrase.
11572,What songs do you never get tired of?,What i got - Sublime ,"Hell yeah, Sublime always makes me feel so happy, especially that song."
11573,What i got - Sublime ,"Hell yeah, Sublime always makes me feel so happy, especially that song.",Yeah man always makes me feel chill
11574,What songs do you never get tired of?,Youth - Glass Animals,I'll check it out!
11575,Youth - Glass Animals,I'll check it out!,"It's pretty good. IMO, anything by Glass Animals is just... yes."
11576,I'll check it out!,"It's pretty good. IMO, anything by Glass Animals is just... yes.","Gooey is one of my faves, for sure."
11577,What songs do you never get tired of?,Goosebumps by Travis Scott and anything by Post Malone,I GET THOSE GOOSEBUMPS EVERY TIME
11578,Goosebumps by Travis Scott and anything by Post Malone,I GET THOSE GOOSEBUMPS EVERY TIME,I NEED THE HEIMLICH 
11579,What songs do you never get tired of?,Goosebumps by Travis Scott and anything by Post Malone,Love Post Malone too
11580,Goosebumps by Travis Scott and anything by Post Malone,Love Post Malone too,That's now two things we have in common haha
11581,Love Post Malone too,That's now two things we have in common haha,Damn didn't even realise you posted this haha
11582,That's now two things we have in common haha,Damn didn't even realise you posted this haha,I only noticed because of your cake. Cool coincidence
11583,What songs do you never get tired of?,"Pretty much everything off of Lorde's new album is great. Heck, her first album too.",Favourite from Melodrama?
11584,"Pretty much everything off of Lorde's new album is great. Heck, her first album too.",Favourite from Melodrama?,Probably Liability...maybe Sober...no wait Green LIG-AHHGRH THEY'RE ALL SO GOOD
11585,What songs do you never get tired of?,I love Cage the Elephant!,Yes!! Have you ever seen them live? I don't think I've ever seen so much energy on a stage. 
11586,I love Cage the Elephant!,Yes!! Have you ever seen them live? I don't think I've ever seen so much energy on a stage. ,"No, I haven't, but I really want to! "
11587,Do you think you're an interesting person?,I think I'm not.,of course you are! everyone is different and interesting in their own way :) 
11588,I think I'm not.,of course you are! everyone is different and interesting in their own way :) ,Can't think of anything right now.
11589,Do you think you're an interesting person?,I'm a really good listener ,me too! it's a very good quality to have i think.
11590,I'm a really good listener ,me too! it's a very good quality to have i think.,Indeed. Feels nice to help someone :)
11591,Do you think you're an interesting person?,"I'm too weird for anyone to find me interesting. Like really weird.

So yeah, the answer is no",weird is interesting!
11592,"I'm too weird for anyone to find me interesting. Like really weird.

So yeah, the answer is no",weird is interesting!,That's not what people think here :P
11593,Did anyone NOT create the pointy S as a child?,The pointy S?,"huh, interesting - I grew up in England and they did it there as well.
"
11594,The pointy S?,"huh, interesting - I grew up in England and they did it there as well.
","I know right, it was very common in My City."
11595,The pointy S?,"huh, interesting - I grew up in England and they did it there as well.
","Aussie here, we did it here too."
11596,Did anyone NOT create the pointy S as a child?,i can do it with curvy lines too,woah you fancy huh?
11597,i can do it with curvy lines too,woah you fancy huh?,im playing chess while you're playing checkers son try keep up
11598,Did anyone NOT create the pointy S as a child?,"Always thought it was cool but was scared to bc I thought only thugs did it,",really why only thugs?!
11599,"Always thought it was cool but was scared to bc I thought only thugs did it,",really why only thugs?!,Lol I went to school with a lot of ghetto kids. I just thought that was their thing.
11600,Did anyone NOT create the pointy S as a child?,I never cared for it. ,you sound like my type of person.
11601,I never cared for it. ,you sound like my type of person.,QUIW0OPNANSIOPGONISA
11602,you sound like my type of person.,QUIW0OPNANSIOPGONISA,o.O
11603,QUIW0OPNANSIOPGONISA,o.O,ASOPUDGPNOSAIDGNIOASGNOPD
11604,Did anyone NOT create the pointy S as a child?,I didn't. Younger me was too incapable to do such magic,is it really magic - if everyone was doing it?
11605,I didn't. Younger me was too incapable to do such magic,is it really magic - if everyone was doing it?,Well it seemed like magic for me
11606,is it really magic - if everyone was doing it?,Well it seemed like magic for me,"well you know what - then that's all that matters!
"
11607,Did anyone NOT create the pointy S as a child?,"Everyone did, for no real reason ","*strokes chin*
I think you're covering up a conspiracy over here
"
11608,"Everyone did, for no real reason ","*strokes chin*
I think you're covering up a conspiracy over here
","I called ""the possession of the S"", like it was some kind of curse. "
11609,Did anyone NOT create the pointy S as a child?,"That would require me to have an ability to draw, haha.","I knew a lot of people who didn't draw and made this.
"
11610,"That would require me to have an ability to draw, haha.","I knew a lot of people who didn't draw and made this.
",You underestimate my lack of drawing ability.
11611,"I knew a lot of people who didn't draw and made this.
",You underestimate my lack of drawing ability.,"Aww i'm sure you can do a simple stick figure...
you can right?"
11612,You underestimate my lack of drawing ability.,"Aww i'm sure you can do a simple stick figure...
you can right?","Head too big, arms not the same length."
11613,"Here at work, what's up everyone?",Sitting at work as well lol.,"Nice, what do you do? "
11614,Sitting at work as well lol.,"Nice, what do you do? ",Write up bills for Grocery Stores.  Not a bad gig. You?
11615,"Here at work, what's up everyone?",Talking to a cool girl I met last night,Oh yeah? How's that going? 
11616,Talking to a cool girl I met last night,Oh yeah? How's that going? ,"It's going good, I think. At the very least we could be good friends. "
11617,Oh yeah? How's that going? ,"It's going good, I think. At the very least we could be good friends. ",That's cool. Meet at a bar?
11618,"It's going good, I think. At the very least we could be good friends. ",That's cool. Meet at a bar?,"No actually, we met at swing dancing. It's a great way to meet new people!"
11619,That's cool. Meet at a bar?,"No actually, we met at swing dancing. It's a great way to meet new people!",lol that's pretty interesting 
11620,"Here at work, what's up everyone?","Working, cursing retail ",Ugh I worked in retail for a couple of years. Never going back 
11621,"Working, cursing retail ",Ugh I worked in retail for a couple of years. Never going back ,I definitely wouldn't recommend it.  Someday I'll get past it I think 
11622,Im drunk agian!,Trying to do something useful.  ,"Men top
"
11623,Trying to do something useful.  ,"Men top
",how drunk are you?
11624,"Men top
",how drunk are you?,Too much
11625,how drunk are you?,Too much,I see
11626,Too much,I see,Yeah im quite lost
11627,I see,Yeah im quite lost,how much wine did you drink?
11628,Yeah im quite lost,how much wine did you drink?,Im quite drunk in way away lost and drunk what
11629,how much wine did you drink?,Im quite drunk in way away lost and drunk what,"Oh man, you are fucked up"
11630,Im quite drunk in way away lost and drunk what,"Oh man, you are fucked up",Yeah and i got to Work tomorow
11631,"Oh man, you are fucked up",Yeah and i got to Work tomorow,you are double fucked
11632,Yeah and i got to Work tomorow,you are double fucked,Yeah i should sleep 😊😊
11633,Im drunk agian!,What did you drink?,White wine!!!!!
11634,What did you drink?,White wine!!!!!,fancy
11635,What did you drink?,White wine!!!!!,What kind
11636,White wine!!!!!,What kind,"Vino Bianco Italiano
"
11637,Im drunk agian!,What do you do for a living?,The Danish military im an officer
11638,What do you do for a living?,The Danish military im an officer,"Where in denmark? Also, drunk on mondays? Typical danish people..."
11639,The Danish military im an officer,"Where in denmark? Also, drunk on mondays? Typical danish people...",On Fyn im quite drunk
11640,Im drunk agian!,How often do you get drunk?,Once every weekend at parties
11641,How often do you get drunk?,Once every weekend at parties,I get drunk like 3 times a week hehehe
11642,Once every weekend at parties,I get drunk like 3 times a week hehehe,Wow that beats me
11643,Im drunk agian!,Bonjour Private 😂😂😂,A bit Yeah 😂😂😂
11644,Bonjour Private 😂😂😂,A bit Yeah 😂😂😂,I want you in my office Second Lieutenant!!!!
11645,A bit Yeah 😂😂😂,I want you in my office Second Lieutenant!!!!,Are  you in the army?
11646,I want you in my office Second Lieutenant!!!!,Are  you in the army?,Erm....no. 
11647,Are  you in the army?,Erm....no. ,I am though
11648,Im drunk agian!,ARE YOU STILL DRUNK,Yes verymucj 
11649,ARE YOU STILL DRUNK,Yes verymucj ,Good you hear me from Germany PROSIT MEIN FREUND
11650,Yes verymucj ,Good you hear me from Germany PROSIT MEIN FREUND,Jah ich bien auf Danmark
11651,Im drunk agian!,Why do you speak so gut deutsch?,"I dont know... I know thai French, thai deutch Danish english"
11652,Why do you speak so gut deutsch?,"I dont know... I know thai French, thai deutch Danish english",Tres bien Lieutenant
11653,"I dont know... I know thai French, thai deutch Danish english",Tres bien Lieutenant,I can not spell French
11654,Tres bien Lieutenant,I can not spell French,:(
11655,I can not spell French,:(,Sorry but i speak French
11656,Im drunk agian!,Watcha drinkin?,What do you want to drink
11657,Watcha drinkin?,What do you want to drink,I would kill for a nice juicy NE IPA right now!
11658,What do you want to drink,I would kill for a nice juicy NE IPA right now!,What is that?
11659,I'll comment you with a quote that best describes you based on your post history.,"Oh, this seems fun!","""You've got a friend in me"" - Toy story

"
11660,"Oh, this seems fun!","""You've got a friend in me"" - Toy story

",Pretty accurate!
11661,I'll comment you with a quote that best describes you based on your post history.,lets have a go at it then," ""Having A Soulmate Is Not Always About Love. You Can Find Your Soulmate In A Friendship Too"""
11662,lets have a go at it then," ""Having A Soulmate Is Not Always About Love. You Can Find Your Soulmate In A Friendship Too""",Damn thats good
11663,I'll comment you with a quote that best describes you based on your post history.,Interesting ,Make measurable progress in reasonable time - Jim Rohn
11664,Interesting ,Make measurable progress in reasonable time - Jim Rohn,I need to remember that whenever I feel like procrastinating.
11665,I'll comment you with a quote that best describes you based on your post history.,"OK, go ahead!",Curiosity killed the cat.
11666,"OK, go ahead!",Curiosity killed the cat.,Hmm...
11667,I'll comment you with a quote that best describes you based on your post history.,I'm in.,The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power and your control. 
11668,I'm in.,The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power and your control. ,Why this? 
11669,The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power and your control. ,Why this? ,Why not this? 
11670,I'll comment you with a quote that best describes you based on your post history.,Color me intrigued.  ,"There are also two kinds of truths: truth of reasoning and truths of fact.  Gottfried Leibniz
"
11671,Color me intrigued.  ,"There are also two kinds of truths: truth of reasoning and truths of fact.  Gottfried Leibniz
",something something *alternate facts*
11672,I'll comment you with a quote that best describes you based on your post history.,Oh god why,"""I am who I am. That is something you will never change about me!"""
11673,Oh god why,"""I am who I am. That is something you will never change about me!""","that's sweet, thanks stranger!"
11674,I'll comment you with a quote that best describes you based on your post history.,This'll cost me.  Go for it :),"I'm very opinionated, very intelligent and not afraid to show that. Katori Hall

"
11675,This'll cost me.  Go for it :),"I'm very opinionated, very intelligent and not afraid to show that. Katori Hall

","I'll take it.  Thanks, this was fun!"
11676,I'll comment you with a quote that best describes you based on your post history.,"This seems like it could be interesting, I'm in.","I am opinionated and want to be part of the conversations. Vicki Lawrence

Your awesome! :)"
11677,"This seems like it could be interesting, I'm in.","I am opinionated and want to be part of the conversations. Vicki Lawrence

Your awesome! :)","Damn, you're good, this is me. Thank you, this was great and gave me a smile!"
11678,I'll comment you with a quote that best describes you based on your post history.,OH dear I wish I commented more instead of modded more.,"Curiosity is one of the great secrets of happiness. Bryant H. McGill
"
11679,OH dear I wish I commented more instead of modded more.,"Curiosity is one of the great secrets of happiness. Bryant H. McGill
","Very nice, thank you!"
11680,I'll comment you with a quote that best describes you based on your post history.,Oooh! Me!! Please.,"A human being is a single being. Unique and unrepeatable. Eileen Caddy
"
11681,Oooh! Me!! Please.,"A human being is a single being. Unique and unrepeatable. Eileen Caddy
",I like it! Thanks!!
11682,I'll comment you with a quote that best describes you based on your post history.,I'd like your views please. ,"While it may seem small, the ripple effects of small things is extraordinary. Matt Bevin
"
11683,I'd like your views please. ,"While it may seem small, the ripple effects of small things is extraordinary. Matt Bevin
",The Butterfly Effect - totally concur. Thank you :)
11684,I'll comment you with a quote that best describes you based on your post history.,This is a cool idea that seems to have resulted in a lot of work haha,"""Treasure the things about you that make you different and unique."" - Karen Kain"
11685,This is a cool idea that seems to have resulted in a lot of work haha,"""Treasure the things about you that make you different and unique."" - Karen Kain",Thanks! :)
11686,I'll comment you with a quote that best describes you based on your post history.,"Alright, I'm in...Nervous, but totally in.","""Life is made of moments that should be treasured! Once it's gone, it's gone!"
11687,"Alright, I'm in...Nervous, but totally in.","""Life is made of moments that should be treasured! Once it's gone, it's gone!",Thank you :)
11688,I'll comment you with a quote that best describes you based on your post history.,"I don't have much of a history yet, but... sure!",""" You've got a friend in me"" - Toy Story"
11689,"I don't have much of a history yet, but... sure!",""" You've got a friend in me"" - Toy Story",Aww.  I like it! :)
11690,I'll comment you with a quote that best describes you based on your post history.,I really like this idea!,Thank you!
11691,I really like this idea!,Thank you!,I love looking up quotes. It's a fun pastime.
11692,I'll comment you with a quote that best describes you based on your post history.,"Hey, u/alltsa... ""We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one.""",Is that my quote or your quote?
11693,"Hey, u/alltsa... ""We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one.""",Is that my quote or your quote?,That's a quote for you. Keep up the awesome!
11694,Is that my quote or your quote?,That's a quote for you. Keep up the awesome!,Thank you!
11695,I'll comment you with a quote that best describes you based on your post history.,How long does it take you to do this?,"Each profile 2-3 minutes. The harder the profile, the longer it takes!"
11696,How long does it take you to do this?,"Each profile 2-3 minutes. The harder the profile, the longer it takes!",What makes a profile harder than another one?
11697,I'll comment you with a quote that best describes you based on your post history.,"Your dedication is impressive, OP. ",Thank you!
11698,"Your dedication is impressive, OP. ",Thank you!,Don't I get a quote?
11699,I got a part-time job :-),"Good job OP :)

I know how it feels when you nail down a job by overcoming all those issues. ",Thanks :) Sounds like you've had your own journey. 
11700,"Good job OP :)

I know how it feels when you nail down a job by overcoming all those issues. ",Thanks :) Sounds like you've had your own journey. ,Every one has their own journey :)
11701,Thanks :) Sounds like you've had your own journey. ,Every one has their own journey :),How's your life right now?
11702,Every one has their own journey :),How's your life right now?,"I'm not dead yet. 

How about you?"
11703,How's your life right now?,"I'm not dead yet. 

How about you?","Same here, still alive, learning to live and not simply survive. I'm glad you're still alive :)"
11704,"I'm not dead yet. 

How about you?","Same here, still alive, learning to live and not simply survive. I'm glad you're still alive :)","Thanks :)

"
11705,"Same here, still alive, learning to live and not simply survive. I'm glad you're still alive :)","Thanks :)

","No problem, Mr. Dinosaur."
11706,"Thanks :)

","No problem, Mr. Dinosaur.",Mr. Wheat 😂
11707,I got a part-time job :-),"&gt; listening to some heavy metal

Be glad it's not retail, especially retail at Wal-Mart, ugh","I can only imagine. Every time I go to Walmart, everyone just looks absolutely miserable. :("
11708,"&gt; listening to some heavy metal

Be glad it's not retail, especially retail at Wal-Mart, ugh","I can only imagine. Every time I go to Walmart, everyone just looks absolutely miserable. :(","Don't be 40 and be a lifer at Wal-Mart OP, that's part of the reason i stayed in college"
11709,"I can only imagine. Every time I go to Walmart, everyone just looks absolutely miserable. :(","Don't be 40 and be a lifer at Wal-Mart OP, that's part of the reason i stayed in college","Yeah, I hope to graduate university with a degree and pursue different things in the future. "
11710,I always thought it would be fun to work at a gas station. Am I right?,"Police officer, security, firefighter, EMT, etc ",whoa! all of those have far too much responsibility
11711,"Police officer, security, firefighter, EMT, etc ",whoa! all of those have far too much responsibility,You're right but they're the best low education jobs imo haha 
11712,whoa! all of those have far too much responsibility,You're right but they're the best low education jobs imo haha ,"word, yeah, those are actually good jobs. except maybe emt- i heard they make dick."
11713,I always thought it would be fun to work at a gas station. Am I right?,"Always wanted to work at a coffee shop, making espresso and latte art",and drinking beaucoups of free coffee
11714,"Always wanted to work at a coffee shop, making espresso and latte art",and drinking beaucoups of free coffee,There is no such quantity of beaucoup of free coffee.
11715,Let's hear some bragging.,Does bragging about future accomplishments count?,Of course! Whatchu got?
11716,Does bragging about future accomplishments count?,Of course! Whatchu got?,I think my username speaks for itself. :)
11717,Of course! Whatchu got?,I think my username speaks for itself. :),"Alrighty, hope to see your campaign!"
11718,Let's hear some bragging.,"I got almost 10k karma on r/dankmemes in like, 3 days","Dang 10k, nice? You invested well in some memes lately?"
11719,"I got almost 10k karma on r/dankmemes in like, 3 days","Dang 10k, nice? You invested well in some memes lately?","I'm bringing runescape memes back, thanks"
11720,"Dang 10k, nice? You invested well in some memes lately?","I'm bringing runescape memes back, thanks",Ayy I've just started playing osrs again on r/2007scape
11721,Let's hear some bragging.,Went outside the country once.,Where did you go?
11722,Went outside the country once.,Where did you go?,Tokyo
11723,Let's hear some bragging.,I have an amazing girlfriend. 1 million times better than I deserve.,Who says you don't deserve the best? 
11724,I have an amazing girlfriend. 1 million times better than I deserve.,Who says you don't deserve the best? ,"I do,"
11725,Who says you don't deserve the best? ,"I do,",I say you deserve the best bro 
11726,Let's hear some bragging.,I poured a glass of orange juice perfectly to the top today. Didn't spill one bit.,heil Swordildo
11727,I poured a glass of orange juice perfectly to the top today. Didn't spill one bit.,heil Swordildo,"Thank u, thank u"
11728,It's Monday.,I have an econometrics exam in 7 minutes and I want to pass!,That's a good goal!  I wish you all the luck in the world.
11729,I have an econometrics exam in 7 minutes and I want to pass!,That's a good goal!  I wish you all the luck in the world.,Thanks! Just finished and feel pretty confident! What do you want to accomplish today??
11730,It's Monday.,I would like to master two of my physics lectures today. This week could not go slower. ,You are the master of your own domain!  Kick those lectures straight in the keister. 
11731,I would like to master two of my physics lectures today. This week could not go slower. ,You are the master of your own domain!  Kick those lectures straight in the keister. ,Thank you!
11732,You are the master of your own domain!  Kick those lectures straight in the keister. ,Thank you!,:D
11733,"What's your guys' favourite food combo that sounds weird as hell, but is actually delicious?",Unsalted Mcdonalds Fries dipped in Sundae.. mmmmmm..,"Dang, I came here to say this! MacD fries in their soft serve is amazing. "
11734,Unsalted Mcdonalds Fries dipped in Sundae.. mmmmmm..,"Dang, I came here to say this! MacD fries in their soft serve is amazing. ",Fried cheeseburger buns make for good waffles as well
11735,"What's your guys' favourite food combo that sounds weird as hell, but is actually delicious?",Oreos dipped in grape juice. So good.,"This sounds absolutely disgusting, I'm really intrigued to try this lmao"
11736,Oreos dipped in grape juice. So good.,"This sounds absolutely disgusting, I'm really intrigued to try this lmao",It only works with like two brands of grape juice that you make from a can
11737,"This sounds absolutely disgusting, I'm really intrigued to try this lmao",It only works with like two brands of grape juice that you make from a can,What are those two brands? Haha
11738,What was the best thing that happened to you this weekend?,My treat yo self day on Friday,What did you do?
11739,My treat yo self day on Friday,What did you do?,"Steakhouse for lunch, comic shop, reading in my hammock in my park, concert at night"
11740,What did you do?,"Steakhouse for lunch, comic shop, reading in my hammock in my park, concert at night",Sounds like a blast! Who did you see at the concert?
11741,What was the best thing that happened to you this weekend?,"Turning 21 I guess? Can't use ""I'm not legal"" as an excuse to not drink anymore though",Have you seen the community episode about Troy turning 21?  
11742,"Turning 21 I guess? Can't use ""I'm not legal"" as an excuse to not drink anymore though",Have you seen the community episode about Troy turning 21?  ,I have not
11743,What's the worst food combination you've ever had?,Pasta and Ketchup,Yikes. What made you eat it? 
11744,Pasta and Ketchup,Yikes. What made you eat it? ," lost a bet. Also I found out I like Peanut Butter and Oreos, which was also part of the bet."
11745,Pasta and Ketchup,Yikes. What made you eat it? ,For me it was needing to cook for myself at 11... it's not that bad tbh
11746,What's the worst food combination you've ever had?,Had seaweed ice cream the other day. It was actually much better than expected ,So not the worst combination?
11747,Had seaweed ice cream the other day. It was actually much better than expected ,So not the worst combination?,"Expected the worst, got pretty decent "
11748,What's the worst food combination you've ever had?,"Banana Paprika Pizza.

You Swedes need to get your shit together!",Banana and paprika? Crazy. 😨
11749,"Banana Paprika Pizza.

You Swedes need to get your shit together!",Banana and paprika? Crazy. 😨,"Sweden has some, uh, very ""strange"" foods."
11750,What's the worst food combination you've ever had?,spaghetti noodles with mayonnaise.  ,Why would you eat spaghetti with mayonnaise? 
11751,spaghetti noodles with mayonnaise.  ,Why would you eat spaghetti with mayonnaise? ,it was served to me while i was visiting fiji! 
11752,"hello! i can't sleep, let's talk about stuff!",Love the profile name! Twice?,"oh! no, haha! My name irl is Mina, but I do love Twice! :) "
11753,Love the profile name! Twice?,"oh! no, haha! My name irl is Mina, but I do love Twice! :) ",Oh sorry 😂
11754,"hello! i can't sleep, let's talk about stuff!",Why can't you sleep?,"it's really hot in my room, and our AC doesn't work ;-;"
11755,Why can't you sleep?,"it's really hot in my room, and our AC doesn't work ;-;",No fan? Windows? Big blocks of ice you can sleep on?
11756,"hello! i can't sleep, let's talk about stuff!",Do you believe in magic?,"of course, how else are babies made? "
11757,Do you believe in magic?,"of course, how else are babies made? ","some would say love, but that's also magic"
11758,"of course, how else are babies made? ","some would say love, but that's also magic","*well, my friend, love is magic!*"
11759,"hello! i can't sleep, let's talk about stuff!",Are you hungry?,"yeah, a tiny bit now that you mention it. "
11760,Are you hungry?,"yeah, a tiny bit now that you mention it. ",What are you going to eat?
11761,"hello! i can't sleep, let's talk about stuff!",Hi!,Hey. Flair checks out
11762,Hi!,Hey. Flair checks out,Yes it does! Hi there!
11763,Hey. Flair checks out,Yes it does! Hi there!,How are you doing
11764,Yes it does! Hi there!,How are you doing,"I'm doing alright, you?"
11765,What's the last thing you bought just for fun?,A horse mask,I have a unicorn mask just like those horse ones. 
11766,A horse mask,I have a unicorn mask just like those horse ones. ,"I want to get one too, and my friend wants a bird mask"
11767,What's something you've been working on lately?,That's so weird because I've totally done the exact same thing. I thought it was just me!,"wow, really? that's cool :D it's so fun, isn't it?"
11768,That's so weird because I've totally done the exact same thing. I thought it was just me!,"wow, really? that's cool :D it's so fun, isn't it?",It totally is! You're a much better artist than me though lol
11769,"wow, really? that's cool :D it's so fun, isn't it?",It totally is! You're a much better artist than me though lol,"oh, I doubt it haha

(but thank you :) )"
11770,I'm Swiss! Where are you from? Lets chat,Canadian - still haven't gone to bed yet 😀,Youre an owl then!
11771,Canadian - still haven't gone to bed yet 😀,Youre an owl then!,Only on the weekends unfortunately - back to the 9 to 5 grind on Monday. 
11772,Youre an owl then!,Only on the weekends unfortunately - back to the 9 to 5 grind on Monday. ,"I am lucky, finally on vacation!

I have been tired out by the grind the last months"
11773,I'm Swiss! Where are you from? Lets chat,"From Berlin, later I will show someone the city.",Do you know Rap am Mittwoch?
11774,"From Berlin, later I will show someone the city.",Do you know Rap am Mittwoch?,"I don't. Please, rell me more about it."
11775,I'm Swiss! Where are you from? Lets chat,Greetings! I'm from Serbia! Currently visiting my parents working in Germany. :),I love Serbia :) my mother is from there
11776,Greetings! I'm from Serbia! Currently visiting my parents working in Germany. :),I love Serbia :) my mother is from there,Oh that's awesome! Ever visited?
11777,I love Serbia :) my mother is from there,Oh that's awesome! Ever visited?,Of course! I used to see family every summer and now when work allows me to
11778,Oh that's awesome! Ever visited?,Of course! I used to see family every summer and now when work allows me to,Can you speak it?:^)
11779,Of course! I used to see family every summer and now when work allows me to,Can you speak it?:^),I understand well but it takes me a couple of days to speak it
11780,Can you speak it?:^),I understand well but it takes me a couple of days to speak it,I trust that you got this
11781,I'm Swiss! Where are you from? Lets chat,USA USA! XD nice to meet you. I just drank a five hour energy. It tasted awful.,Why did you drink it then?!
11782,USA USA! XD nice to meet you. I just drank a five hour energy. It tasted awful.,Why did you drink it then?!,For the sake of having enough energy to stay awake throughout the day.
11783,I'm Swiss! Where are you from? Lets chat,"I'm from Vancouver, BC! ",Do you like it there? :)
11784,"I'm from Vancouver, BC! ",Do you like it there? :),"Yeah, I do! Haven't really been anywhere else though, so I don't have much to compare it to. "
11785,I just performed CPR on my neighbour and got him firing again.,Great job OP :D. Can you recommend some good and informative videos about CPR?,Get BLS certified. You can apply for it as a civilian.
11786,Great job OP :D. Can you recommend some good and informative videos about CPR?,Get BLS certified. You can apply for it as a civilian.,BLS?
11787,Anyone want to talk? I'm feeling a bit mentally exhausted and some company would be nice.,How's the weather?,"It seems okay enough. Cloudy, I guess."
11788,How's the weather?,"It seems okay enough. Cloudy, I guess.",You don't like cloudy days?
11789,Anyone want to talk? I'm feeling a bit mentally exhausted and some company would be nice.,Where did we come from? Whyyyy are we hurrr,"Well  
It started when aliens landed on earth and introduced life"
11790,Where did we come from? Whyyyy are we hurrr,"Well  
It started when aliens landed on earth and introduced life",I AM NOT A MONKEY. 
11791,"Well  
It started when aliens landed on earth and introduced life",I AM NOT A MONKEY. ,Oh. Then I'm afraid we can't be friends.
11792,I AM NOT A MONKEY. ,Oh. Then I'm afraid we can't be friends.,Racist. 
11793,Oh. Then I'm afraid we can't be friends.,Racist. ,"I'm sorry.  
A not-monkey once killed my family."
11794,Racist. ,"I'm sorry.  
A not-monkey once killed my family.",That doesn't mean we're all bad bro. 
11795,Anyone want to talk? I'm feeling a bit mentally exhausted and some company would be nice.,"Oy Lucas
","Ahoy, mate!"
11796,"Oy Lucas
","Ahoy, mate!",I wasn't expecting to see you here!
11797,"Ahoy, mate!",I wasn't expecting to see you here!,"Me neither.  
Who put that mirror here anyway!?"
11798,I wasn't expecting to see you here!,"Me neither.  
Who put that mirror here anyway!?",Don't question the mirror.  Just live with it.
11799,Anyone wanna play 20 Questions,Is he human?,No
11800,Is he human?,No,Is he in the twilight series?
11801,No,Is he in the twilight series?,He is not
11802,Is he in the twilight series?,He is not,Is he from a book/series?
11803,He is not,Is he from a book/series?,Neither
11804,Anyone wanna play 20 Questions,Does he come from the future?,He does not
11805,Does he come from the future?,He does not,From the past?
11806,He does not,From the past?,He exists in the present 
11807,From the past?,He exists in the present ,Is he an adventurer?
11808,He exists in the present ,Is he an adventurer?,Nope
11809,Anyone wanna play 20 Questions,Is he from a video game?,Nope
11810,Is he from a video game?,Nope,Movie?
11811,Nope,Movie?,The character has appeared in movies 
11812,Movie?,The character has appeared in movies ,What about comics?
11813,The character has appeared in movies ,What about comics?,He also appears in comics
11814,What about comics?,He also appears in comics,"Ok, is it from DC?"
11815,He also appears in comics,"Ok, is it from DC?",Nope
11816,"Ok, is it from DC?",Nope,Marvel?
11817,Nope,Marvel?,Yes
11818,Marvel?,Yes,Does he look like a regular human?(not including costume)
11819,Yes,Does he look like a regular human?(not including costume),Yes
11820,Does he look like a regular human?(not including costume),Yes,Was he born with his superpower or did he somehow achieved it?
11821,Yes,Was he born with his superpower or did he somehow achieved it?,I think he was born with strong abilities but got stronger over time
11822,Was he born with his superpower or did he somehow achieved it?,I think he was born with strong abilities but got stronger over time,Long shot: is it by any chance Kiano Reef?
11823,I think he was born with strong abilities but got stronger over time,Long shot: is it by any chance Kiano Reef?,Nope
11824,Marvel?,Yes,Is he a god?
11825,Yes,Is he a god?,Yes
11826,Is he a god?,Yes,Is it Thor?
11827,Yes,Is it Thor?,It is not
11828,Is it Thor?,It is not,Is he a villain?
11829,Waffles or Pancakes,waffles at home pancakes away from home,"So what your saying is. Pancake on the streets, waffle in the sheets?"
11830,waffles at home pancakes away from home,"So what your saying is. Pancake on the streets, waffle in the sheets?",I think this might be my favorite comment of all time
11831,waffles at home pancakes away from home,"So what your saying is. Pancake on the streets, waffle in the sheets?",Niiiiice 
11832,waffles at home pancakes away from home,"So what your saying is. Pancake on the streets, waffle in the sheets?",Best answer ever. You win.
11833,Waffles or Pancakes,"*I've.. Never tried waffles.*

I'm solidly team pancakes! :D",D: you have never tried waffles?
11834,"*I've.. Never tried waffles.*

I'm solidly team pancakes! :D",D: you have never tried waffles?,No :o Am I missing much?
11835,"Tell me a song you like, and I'll listen to it and see if I like it.",Feel it still by Portugal Man,Listen to the Medasin Remix. So relaxing
11836,Feel it still by Portugal Man,Listen to the Medasin Remix. So relaxing,It's pretty smooth~
11837,"Tell me a song you like, and I'll listen to it and see if I like it.","""Life on Mars?"" by David Bowie. ",I like the Jessica Lange version.
11838,"""Life on Mars?"" by David Bowie. ",I like the Jessica Lange version.,"You can't beat the original, IMO. However, that version is pretty good. "
11839,"Tell me a song you like, and I'll listen to it and see if I like it.",My favorite song is The Legacy by Iron Maiden ,I might get to see them tomorrow! So psyched!
11840,My favorite song is The Legacy by Iron Maiden ,I might get to see them tomorrow! So psyched!,Ah I'm jealous! I really hope to see them live one day.
11841,What is your first ever memory?,Running away from the neighbors dog when I was around 3.,Did it get you tho?
11842,Running away from the neighbors dog when I was around 3.,Did it get you tho?,I fell down while running and the dog just jumped around me as I cried. That's all I remember 
11843,What is your first ever memory?,I was learning the spelling of ELEPHANT. It was a pleasant evening. ,How old were you? I guess kids start to write at about 5 yo?
11844,I was learning the spelling of ELEPHANT. It was a pleasant evening. ,How old were you? I guess kids start to write at about 5 yo?,"I was 2 yo. I went to kindergarten when I was 3. 

Dude, 5 yo? Seriously???? "
11845,I was learning the spelling of ELEPHANT. It was a pleasant evening. ,How old were you? I guess kids start to write at about 5 yo?,34
11846,Say something positive about yourself,People seem to like it when I sing karaoke.,I wish I could sing too. Lol That's great 
11847,People seem to like it when I sing karaoke.,I wish I could sing too. Lol That's great ,"Oh, I can't. People seem to be entertained nonetheless. :D"
11848,Say something positive about yourself,"I'm positive that I will die without ever having a girlfriend!

How'd I do?",I'll be your girlfriend bro
11849,"I'm positive that I will die without ever having a girlfriend!

How'd I do?",I'll be your girlfriend bro,sweet...are you even a girl?
11850,I'll be your girlfriend bro,sweet...are you even a girl?,Gotta take what you can
11851,I'll be your girlfriend bro,sweet...are you even a girl?,I'm the same as a girl just no tits or vagina.
11852,Say something positive about yourself,*I love that I can sometimes create awesome stuff.*,"well what *awesome stuff*, MargaretTheLion? "
11853,*I love that I can sometimes create awesome stuff.*,"well what *awesome stuff*, MargaretTheLion? ",*Mostly poems and stuff...*
11854,"well what *awesome stuff*, MargaretTheLion? ",*Mostly poems and stuff...*,"oh we got an artist here! that's like, something most people can't do. Cool"
11855,*Mostly poems and stuff...*,"oh we got an artist here! that's like, something most people can't do. Cool",*Yea. Writing poems makes me happy.*
11856,Say something positive about yourself,"I'm getting better at writing little short stories, and I'm really excited about that. ",You should share it with reddit! I'm sure a few subs would appreciate
11857,"I'm getting better at writing little short stories, and I'm really excited about that. ",You should share it with reddit! I'm sure a few subs would appreciate,Thanks! That's a good idea.
11858,You should share it with reddit! I'm sure a few subs would appreciate,Thanks! That's a good idea.,r/writtingprompts could use someone with you talent kiddo
11859,today's my birthday and i don't have anyone to spend it with,Happy Birthday friend! How is it so far? Did you get the snow cone?,thanks! and yeah i did get the snow cone! my dog didn't really care for it though haha 
11860,Happy Birthday friend! How is it so far? Did you get the snow cone?,thanks! and yeah i did get the snow cone! my dog didn't really care for it though haha ,Haha they never do what you want them to when you want them to. 
11861,thanks! and yeah i did get the snow cone! my dog didn't really care for it though haha ,Haha they never do what you want them to when you want them to. ,yeah haha 
11862,I am 30 years old and playing Minecraft for the first time and why have I not been playing this my whole life,"I failed a class because of that game. Careful, friendo.",Are you me? Was it Math 100?
11863,"I failed a class because of that game. Careful, friendo.",Are you me? Was it Math 100?,"Ha, music theory 3 (college) "
11864,Are you me? Was it Math 100?,"Ha, music theory 3 (college) ",At least that sounds hard...
11865,"Ha, music theory 3 (college) ",At least that sounds hard...,That's what she said. 
11866,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,I''l bite,"Dark brown hair, gray eyes. Mid 20's? I'm off, aren't I? LOL"
11867,I''l bite,"Dark brown hair, gray eyes. Mid 20's? I'm off, aren't I? LOL","Dark blond hair, blue eyes, beard, average looking. Early twenties. You could have done worse."
11868,"Dark brown hair, gray eyes. Mid 20's? I'm off, aren't I? LOL","Dark blond hair, blue eyes, beard, average looking. Early twenties. You could have done worse.","Meh, I tried. Thanks for playing."
11869,I''l bite,"Dark brown hair, gray eyes. Mid 20's? I'm off, aren't I? LOL","I'm guessing you're early twenties, dark hair, brown eyes, short. How off am I?"
11870,"Dark brown hair, gray eyes. Mid 20's? I'm off, aren't I? LOL","I'm guessing you're early twenties, dark hair, brown eyes, short. How off am I?","Close-ish. 19, natural black hair but dyed blonde. Brown eyes and yeah, I am short haha. "
11871,"I'm guessing you're early twenties, dark hair, brown eyes, short. How off am I?","Close-ish. 19, natural black hair but dyed blonde. Brown eyes and yeah, I am short haha. ",Come on I pretty much nailed it.
11872,"Close-ish. 19, natural black hair but dyed blonde. Brown eyes and yeah, I am short haha. ",Come on I pretty much nailed it.,"Okay, yeah you did. Congrats LOL."
11873,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Try me.,17-18 in age. Curly dirty blonde hair. Green eyes? 
11874,Try me.,17-18 in age. Curly dirty blonde hair. Green eyes? ,Not even close.
11875,17-18 in age. Curly dirty blonde hair. Green eyes? ,Not even close.,Oh well. Thanks for playing LOL
11876,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,"Sure, go for it. lol.","Early 30's. Black hair, brown eyes. Glasses."
11877,"Sure, go for it. lol.","Early 30's. Black hair, brown eyes. Glasses.","Close lol. Late 20s, brown hair and brown eyes, no glasses (but I probably should wear some)"
11878,"Early 30's. Black hair, brown eyes. Glasses.","Close lol. Late 20s, brown hair and brown eyes, no glasses (but I probably should wear some)",My closest guess. :'( Thanks for playing!
11879,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Guess lol ,"Late 20's to early 30's. Blonde hair, gray eyes. Glasses."
11880,Guess lol ,"Late 20's to early 30's. Blonde hair, gray eyes. Glasses.",Nope lol you only got the glasses part. 
11881,"Late 20's to early 30's. Blonde hair, gray eyes. Glasses.",Nope lol you only got the glasses part. ,"Dang, thanks for playing!"
11882,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,I don't know how you'll get it from mine but go ahead,"Late teens. Green eyes, blonde hair. Glasses."
11883,I don't know how you'll get it from mine but go ahead,"Late teens. Green eyes, blonde hair. Glasses.","20, brown hair, brown eyes. Yes glasses. So 1/4, almost 2/4"
11884,"Late teens. Green eyes, blonde hair. Glasses.","20, brown hair, brown eyes. Yes glasses. So 1/4, almost 2/4",Aw man haha. Thanks for playing though!
11885,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,oh no,Early to mid 20's. Dirty blonde hair. Green eyes. Glasses.
11886,oh no,Early to mid 20's. Dirty blonde hair. Green eyes. Glasses.,"Also, I love your username"
11887,oh no,Early to mid 20's. Dirty blonde hair. Green eyes. Glasses.,"Really close! I'm late teens with brown hair, green eyes and glasses."
11888,Early to mid 20's. Dirty blonde hair. Green eyes. Glasses.,"Really close! I'm late teens with brown hair, green eyes and glasses.",Nice!! Thanks for playing! 
11889,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Give me your best shot.,Early 20's. Dark brown hair. Brown eyes. Sometimes wears glasses.
11890,Give me your best shot.,Early 20's. Dark brown hair. Brown eyes. Sometimes wears glasses.,I'm 17 but very close. Good job
11891,Early 20's. Dark brown hair. Brown eyes. Sometimes wears glasses.,I'm 17 but very close. Good job,"Cool cool, thanks for playing!"
11892,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Do it. ,Mid to late 20's. Brown hair. Green eyes. 
11893,Do it. ,Mid to late 20's. Brown hair. Green eyes. ,"You got the brown hair right. Mid thirties, blue eyes. "
11894,Mid to late 20's. Brown hair. Green eyes. ,"You got the brown hair right. Mid thirties, blue eyes. ","I tried, thanks for playing!!"
11895,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Alright give it a go!,Early 20's. Blonde hair. Blue eyes. Glasses
11896,Alright give it a go!,Early 20's. Blonde hair. Blue eyes. Glasses,"Not too far off-- I'm 21, blond-ish ( it's kinda red too idk), brown eyes. No glasses :P"
11897,Early 20's. Blonde hair. Blue eyes. Glasses,"Not too far off-- I'm 21, blond-ish ( it's kinda red too idk), brown eyes. No glasses :P",Your hair colour seems interesting! Thanks for playing!
11898,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Sounds interesting.,"Mid 20's. Blue eyes, brown hair. Glasses"
11899,Sounds interesting.,"Mid 20's. Blue eyes, brown hair. Glasses","Right, wrong, wrong, right."
11900,"Mid 20's. Blue eyes, brown hair. Glasses","Right, wrong, wrong, right.","Man, it's always the eyes and hair that I mess up. Thanks for playing!"
11901,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Try me!,"Mid to late 20's. Brown hair, brown hairs, glasses."
11902,Try me!,"Mid to late 20's. Brown hair, brown hairs, glasses.","Hmm, you got the brown hair right! I'm in my early 20s. Green eyes, no glasses."
11903,"Mid to late 20's. Brown hair, brown hairs, glasses.","Hmm, you got the brown hair right! I'm in my early 20s. Green eyes, no glasses.","Aw man, I tried! Thanks for playing!!"
11904,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Guess away.,"Late teens to early 20's. Black hair, brown eyes."
11905,Guess away.,"Late teens to early 20's. Black hair, brown eyes.","Brown eyes is correct! But I am 54, brown hair and clearly not acting my age Lol."
11906,"Late teens to early 20's. Black hair, brown eyes.","Brown eyes is correct! But I am 54, brown hair and clearly not acting my age Lol.",Oh wow! Thanks for playing!!
11907,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Guess time!,"Mid 20's. Brown hair, brown eyes. I'm picturing a tattoo as well but idk LOL. "
11908,Guess time!,"Mid 20's. Brown hair, brown eyes. I'm picturing a tattoo as well but idk LOL. ","Mid 20's ✔, Black Hair X, Brown Eyes ✔, No tatto X
2/4! Not bad"
11909,"Mid 20's. Brown hair, brown eyes. I'm picturing a tattoo as well but idk LOL. ","Mid 20's ✔, Black Hair X, Brown Eyes ✔, No tatto X
2/4! Not bad","Meh, I tried. I really thought you would have a tattoo for some reason haha. Thanks for playing!"
11910,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Annnnd go.,"Late 20's. Blonde hair, blue eyes. Glasses sometimes."
11911,Annnnd go.,"Late 20's. Blonde hair, blue eyes. Glasses sometimes.","A black guy with blond hair and blue eyes, that would be an interesting sight wouldn't it? ;)"
11912,"Late 20's. Blonde hair, blue eyes. Glasses sometimes.","A black guy with blond hair and blue eyes, that would be an interesting sight wouldn't it? ;)",That would be really nice!!
11913,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Tell me ,"Late teens to early 20's. Red hair, brown eyes. "
11914,Tell me ,"Late teens to early 20's. Red hair, brown eyes. ",beautiful n close 
11915,"Late teens to early 20's. Red hair, brown eyes. ",beautiful n close ,Cool! Thanks for playing!
11916,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Guess what I look like :D,"Late 20's. Green eyes, brown hair. Glasses. "
11917,Guess what I look like :D,"Late 20's. Green eyes, brown hair. Glasses. ",Not even close XD but thanks! 
11918,"Late 20's. Green eyes, brown hair. Glasses. ",Not even close XD but thanks! ,Dang. Thanks for playing!!
11919,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,"Have a go if you like lol 
","Mid to late 20's. Brown eyes, brown hair."
11920,"Have a go if you like lol 
","Mid to late 20's. Brown eyes, brown hair.",Close lol no to the brown eyes 
11921,"Mid to late 20's. Brown eyes, brown hair.",Close lol no to the brown eyes ,"Aw man, thanks for playing though!"
11922,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Let's go,"Early to mid 20's. Green eyes, blonde hair. Glasses."
11923,Let's go,"Early to mid 20's. Green eyes, blonde hair. Glasses.",0/4. Not an easy username to guess.
11924,"Early to mid 20's. Green eyes, blonde hair. Glasses.",0/4. Not an easy username to guess.,"Aw man, thanks for playing!!"
11925,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,ayyy try your luck my man,"Mid 20's. Brown eyes, red hair. Wears contacts"
11926,ayyy try your luck my man,"Mid 20's. Brown eyes, red hair. Wears contacts","brown eyes, yes, everything else, hell naw"
11927,"Mid 20's. Brown eyes, red hair. Wears contacts","brown eyes, yes, everything else, hell naw","Dang, thanks for playing!!"
11928,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,You still doing this?,"Yup, for however long I'll stay awake! Early 20's, brown eyes, blonde hair. Glasses sometimes"
11929,You still doing this?,"Yup, for however long I'll stay awake! Early 20's, brown eyes, blonde hair. Glasses sometimes",1/4 correct... want a clue?
11930,"Yup, for however long I'll stay awake! Early 20's, brown eyes, blonde hair. Glasses sometimes",1/4 correct... want a clue?,"Sure, a clue would be nice!"
11931,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,"Hmmm, what do you think?","Early 20's. Black hair, brown eyes, glasses."
11932,"Hmmm, what do you think?","Early 20's. Black hair, brown eyes, glasses.","16, brown hair, blue eyes, but I do have glasses!"
11933,"Early 20's. Black hair, brown eyes, glasses.","16, brown hair, blue eyes, but I do have glasses!",Nice!! Thanks for playing!
11934,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Mr,"Mid-late teens. Brown hair, brown eyes. Glasses"
11935,Mr,"Mid-late teens. Brown hair, brown eyes. Glasses",Everything minus glasses
11936,Mr,"Mid-late teens. Brown hair, brown eyes. Glasses",Everything but glasses
11937,"Mid-late teens. Brown hair, brown eyes. Glasses",Everything but glasses,Nice! Thanks for playing!!
11938,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Try me m9.,"Late 20's. Black hair. Brown eyes, glasses and contacts"
11939,Try me m9.,"Late 20's. Black hair. Brown eyes, glasses and contacts","16, Light Brown Hair, Brown Eyes, Glasses."
11940,"Late 20's. Black hair. Brown eyes, glasses and contacts","16, Light Brown Hair, Brown Eyes, Glasses.","Aww, I suck. Thanks for playing!!"
11941,"16, Light Brown Hair, Brown Eyes, Glasses.","Aww, I suck. Thanks for playing!!",My pleasure!
11942,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Hullo. ,"Early 20's. Brown hair, blue eyes. Glasses"
11943,Hullo. ,"Early 20's. Brown hair, blue eyes. Glasses","22, naturally brown hair dyed purple, greyish blue eyes, and contacts. Pretty close :)"
11944,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,"I'm a little late to the party, but give me your best shot!","Mid 20 to late 20's, blonde hair, brown eyes"
11945,"I'm a little late to the party, but give me your best shot!","Mid 20 to late 20's, blonde hair, brown eyes","30, brown hair, blue eyes. "
11946,"Mid 20 to late 20's, blonde hair, brown eyes","30, brown hair, blue eyes. ",Close-ish! Thanks for playing!!
11947,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,try me,"Late teens to early 20's, brown eyes, dirty blonde hair, glasses"
11948,try me,"Late teens to early 20's, brown eyes, dirty blonde hair, glasses","close. mid teens, brown eyes, black hair, glasses"
11949,"Late teens to early 20's, brown eyes, dirty blonde hair, glasses","close. mid teens, brown eyes, black hair, glasses","Nice, thanks for playing!!"
11950,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Good luck.,"Late 20's to early 30's. Black hair, brown eyes, glasses or contacts"
11951,Good luck.,"Late 20's to early 30's. Black hair, brown eyes, glasses or contacts",I appreciate that you tried.  Your guess is awfully far away from the truth :(
11952,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Let's go !,"Mid 20's, glasses, brown hair, green eyes."
11953,Let's go !,"Mid 20's, glasses, brown hair, green eyes.",Not at all hahaha
11954,"Mid 20's, glasses, brown hair, green eyes.",Not at all hahaha,"Dang, thanks for playing!!"
11955,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Sup,"Late 20's, black hair, green eyes. No glasses"
11956,Sup,"Late 20's, black hair, green eyes. No glasses","&gt;Late 20's, black hair, green eyes. No glasses 

0/4. Take two ? :) "
11957,"Late 20's, black hair, green eyes. No glasses","&gt;Late 20's, black hair, green eyes. No glasses 

0/4. Take two ? :) ","Early 20's? Brown hair, brown eyes?"
11958,"&gt;Late 20's, black hair, green eyes. No glasses 

0/4. Take two ? :) ","Early 20's? Brown hair, brown eyes?",Nailed it
11959,"Early 20's? Brown hair, brown eyes?",Nailed it,Sweet!! Thanks for playing!!
11960,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Try me,"Late 20's, blonde hair, blue eyes. No glasses"
11961,Try me,"Late 20's, blonde hair, blue eyes. No glasses","Appearance is right, but not quite on the age"
11962,"Late 20's, blonde hair, blue eyes. No glasses","Appearance is right, but not quite on the age","Aww, close. Thanks for playing!"
11963,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Sounds fun,"Mid to late teens, dirty blonde hair, brown eyes. Glasses"
11964,Sounds fun,"Mid to late teens, dirty blonde hair, brown eyes. Glasses",Brown eyes and glassed yup! Brown hair and mid twenties on the other side 
11965,"Mid to late teens, dirty blonde hair, brown eyes. Glasses",Brown eyes and glassed yup! Brown hair and mid twenties on the other side ,"Dang, thanks for playing!!"
11966,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,I'm down. Go for it. ,"Early to mid 20's. Dirty blonde hair, green eyes. Glasses"
11967,I'm down. Go for it. ,"Early to mid 20's. Dirty blonde hair, green eyes. Glasses","I'm 19, I have brown hair, I have hazel eyes, and yes. I am wearing glasses."
11968,"Early to mid 20's. Dirty blonde hair, green eyes. Glasses","I'm 19, I have brown hair, I have hazel eyes, and yes. I am wearing glasses.","Interesting, okay, thanks for playing!!"
11969,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,If ever get through all these beautiful people could you guess mine?,"Mid to late 20's, brown hair, blue eyes. Glasses sometimes"
11970,If ever get through all these beautiful people could you guess mine?,"Mid to late 20's, brown hair, blue eyes. Glasses sometimes","Blue eyes correct, glasses nope.

My hairs between brown and blonde, and im later teens."
11971,"Mid to late 20's, brown hair, blue eyes. Glasses sometimes","Blue eyes correct, glasses nope.

My hairs between brown and blonde, and im later teens.",Nice! Thanks for playing!!
11972,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Oh boy. This should be an easier one for you. ,"Don't get your hopes up LOL. I'll try: Late teens to early 20's. Brown hair, green eyes."
11973,Oh boy. This should be an easier one for you. ,"Don't get your hopes up LOL. I'll try: Late teens to early 20's. Brown hair, green eyes.","Dang. Teens. Black hair and eyes. 

Oh well. Nice try though! "
11974,"Don't get your hopes up LOL. I'll try: Late teens to early 20's. Brown hair, green eyes.","Dang. Teens. Black hair and eyes. 

Oh well. Nice try though! ",Thanks for playing!!
11975,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Go for it :-) can you make it through everyone?,"Late teens to early 20's. Black hair, brown eyes, possibly piercings?"
11976,Go for it :-) can you make it through everyone?,"Late teens to early 20's. Black hair, brown eyes, possibly piercings?",You’re right about the age and brown eyes. I have brown hair and no piercings :P good effort!
11977,"Late teens to early 20's. Black hair, brown eyes, possibly piercings?",You’re right about the age and brown eyes. I have brown hair and no piercings :P good effort!,Ever thought about piercings at least? LOL Thanks for playing!!
11978,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Go,"Late 20's to early 30's. Brown hair, brown eyes. Glasses"
11979,Go,"Late 20's to early 30's. Brown hair, brown eyes. Glasses","Nope, yep, nope, nope :D"
11980,"Late 20's to early 30's. Brown hair, brown eyes. Glasses","Nope, yep, nope, nope :D","Dang, thanks for playing!!"
11981,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,let's do this!,"Mid 20's. Dirty blonde hair, gray eyes. Glasses"
11982,let's do this!,"Mid 20's. Dirty blonde hair, gray eyes. Glasses",no no no yes
11983,"Mid 20's. Dirty blonde hair, gray eyes. Glasses",no no no yes,"Man, thanks for playing!!"
11984,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Try me? :) ,"Late 20's, dirty blonde hair, green eyes."
11985,Try me? :) ,"Late 20's, dirty blonde hair, green eyes.","Holy shit. Early 20s, but yes. How'd you do that? :D"
11986,"Late 20's, dirty blonde hair, green eyes.","Holy shit. Early 20s, but yes. How'd you do that? :D","Honestly, I just guess LOL. But thanks for playing!! :)"
11987,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,"*Ok, let's do this!*","Late teens to early 20's. Brown hair, brown eyes, glasses"
11988,"*Ok, let's do this!*","Late teens to early 20's. Brown hair, brown eyes, glasses",*It's actually grey eyes and no glasses.*
11989,"Late teens to early 20's. Brown hair, brown eyes, glasses",*It's actually grey eyes and no glasses.*,"Aww, okay thanks for playing!!"
11990,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Ok.,"Late 20's, red hair, green eyes"
11991,Ok.,"Late 20's, red hair, green eyes",32. Golden brown hair. Olive eyes. Thanks :)
11992,"Late 20's, red hair, green eyes",32. Golden brown hair. Olive eyes. Thanks :),Nice!! Thanks for playing!!
11993,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Whelp good luck then,"Mid 20's, brown hair, green eyes. No glasses"
11994,Whelp good luck then,"Mid 20's, brown hair, green eyes. No glasses",Yeeeeaaaaah not quite. Got the brown hair right but everything else was wrong
11995,"Mid 20's, brown hair, green eyes. No glasses",Yeeeeaaaaah not quite. Got the brown hair right but everything else was wrong,"Dang, well thanks for playing!!"
11996,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Go girl!,"Early 20's, black hair, green eyes."
11997,Go girl!,"Early 20's, black hair, green eyes.",Brown eyes*
11998,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Oh boyyyy,"Mid 20's, blonde hair, gray eyes. Glasses"
11999,Oh boyyyy,"Mid 20's, blonde hair, gray eyes. Glasses",Check for the glasses aha
12000,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Go for it.,"Mid 20's, green eyes, brown hair, glasses. A few tattoos and piercings?"
12001,Go for it.,"Mid 20's, green eyes, brown hair, glasses. A few tattoos and piercings?","No, no, and no. ;) I am 20 though so you were close age-wise."
12002,"Mid 20's, green eyes, brown hair, glasses. A few tattoos and piercings?","No, no, and no. ;) I am 20 though so you were close age-wise.","Dang, not close at all LOL. Thanks for playing at least!"
12003,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Go,"Early 20's, brown hair, blue eyes. "
12004,Go,"Early 20's, brown hair, blue eyes. ",Got that right to be honest. What tipped you off.
12005,"Early 20's, brown hair, blue eyes. ",Got that right to be honest. What tipped you off.,"Honestly, just a feeling LOL. Thanks for playing!!"
12006,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Try this.,Late 20's. Dirty blonde hair. Blue eyes. Glasses sometimes
12007,Try this.,Late 20's. Dirty blonde hair. Blue eyes. Glasses sometimes,"Younger,brunette,brown eyes, perfect vision. Better luck next time!"
12008,Late 20's. Dirty blonde hair. Blue eyes. Glasses sometimes,"Younger,brunette,brown eyes, perfect vision. Better luck next time!","Aw dang, thanks for playing!!"
12009,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,You probably have too many by now but do it for me if u can :))),"Early 20's, blonde hair, blue eyes. Glasses and contacts"
12010,You probably have too many by now but do it for me if u can :))),"Early 20's, blonde hair, blue eyes. Glasses and contacts",Not even close haha :)) except for the glasses part
12011,"Early 20's, blonde hair, blue eyes. Glasses and contacts",Not even close haha :)) except for the glasses part,"Aww, thanks for playing!"
12012,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Im ready. Go.,Im male.
12013,Im ready. Go.,Im male.,"Mid to late 20's. Brown hair, green eyes. Glasses and contacts"
12014,Im male.,"Mid to late 20's. Brown hair, green eyes. Glasses and contacts","Everything but glasses and contacts is right.
"
12015,"Mid to late 20's. Brown hair, green eyes. Glasses and contacts","Everything but glasses and contacts is right.
","Aww close, thanks for playing!!"
12016,Im male.,"Mid to late 20's. Brown hair, green eyes. Glasses and contacts",I'll post a picture
12017,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Guess away.,"Mid 20's, black hair, brown eyes. Glasses"
12018,Guess away.,"Mid 20's, black hair, brown eyes. Glasses","Wrong :/
"
12019,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Go ahead,"Mid to late 20's. Brown hair, green eyes. Glasses and contacts"
12020,Go ahead,"Mid to late 20's. Brown hair, green eyes. Glasses and contacts",Nope 
12021,"Mid to late 20's. Brown hair, green eyes. Glasses and contacts",Nope ,"Dang, thanks for playing!!"
12022,Nope ,"Dang, thanks for playing!!",You are very welcome 
12023,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Yo ,"Mid 20's. Dirty blonde hair, brown eyes."
12024,Yo ,"Mid 20's. Dirty blonde hair, brown eyes.","Sorry, not close 🤗"
12025,"Mid 20's. Dirty blonde hair, brown eyes.","Sorry, not close 🤗","Aww, thanks for playing!!"
12026,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Let's see how well you do,"Early to mid 20's. Brown hair, brown eyes. Glasses"
12027,Let's see how well you do,"Early to mid 20's. Brown hair, brown eyes. Glasses","Half right, blue eyes and no glasses"
12028,"Early to mid 20's. Brown hair, brown eyes. Glasses","Half right, blue eyes and no glasses","Aww, okay thanks for playing!"
12029,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Come at me,"Early 20's, green eyes, brown hair, glasses"
12030,Come at me,"Early 20's, green eyes, brown hair, glasses","Close, I'm 18 and asian. No glasses :P"
12031,"Early 20's, green eyes, brown hair, glasses","Close, I'm 18 and asian. No glasses :P",So black hair and brown eyes or? LOL I'm Asian too but I dyed my hair blonde :P
12032,"Close, I'm 18 and asian. No glasses :P",So black hair and brown eyes or? LOL I'm Asian too but I dyed my hair blonde :P,"From my experience, most asian guys dye unless they're japanese or korean. I'm not either XD"
12033,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Me :))),"Late teens to early 20's. Blonde hair, brown eyes. Glasses and contacts"
12034,Me :))),"Late teens to early 20's. Blonde hair, brown eyes. Glasses and contacts",Got the late teens part right :p 19. But nope brown hair hazel eyes no contacts :p
12035,"Late teens to early 20's. Blonde hair, brown eyes. Glasses and contacts",Got the late teens part right :p 19. But nope brown hair hazel eyes no contacts :p,Interesting! Thanks for playing!!
12036,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,do it,"Late 20's to early 30's. Blonde hair, green eyes. Glasses"
12037,do it,"Late 20's to early 30's. Blonde hair, green eyes. Glasses","glasses yes

everything else wrong"
12038,"Late 20's to early 30's. Blonde hair, green eyes. Glasses","glasses yes

everything else wrong","Dang, thanks for playing!"
12039,I will try to guess what you look like based on your username,Take a shot,"Late 20's. Brown hair, blue eyes. Glasses"
12040,Take a shot,"Late 20's. Brown hair, blue eyes. Glasses","Hair colour right, everything else wrong unfortunately"
12041,"Late 20's. Brown hair, blue eyes. Glasses","Hair colour right, everything else wrong unfortunately","Dang, thanks for playing!!"
12042,What's your favorite fictional character?,My dad,"Aww, what happened?"
12043,My dad,"Aww, what happened?",Nah i was joking. My dad is actually great and i shouldn't be making comments like this. 
12044,Another night,An 'off night'?  Please explain.,"Anxiety, the short of it"
12045,An 'off night'?  Please explain.,"Anxiety, the short of it","Well, we're here for casual conversation... give me the long story.  "
12046,Another night,Sure. What are you up to? I'm watching Preacher.,What's that??
12047,Sure. What are you up to? I'm watching Preacher.,What's that??,It's a show about a priest with powers and an Irish vampire.
12048,What's that??,It's a show about a priest with powers and an Irish vampire.,Interesting! In the states?
12049,It's a show about a priest with powers and an Irish vampire.,Interesting! In the states?,Nah I'm Australian.
12050,Interesting! In the states?,Nah I'm Australian.,I was going to say I hadn't heard of that 
12051,Nah I'm Australian.,I was going to say I hadn't heard of that ,"Oh I thought you meant me. Yeah the show is American
 On amc."
12052,How many women or men have you dated?,Approx 6 women.,Nice!
12053,Approx 6 women.,Nice!,Celebrating 20 years of marriage this summer!
12054,Nice!,Celebrating 20 years of marriage this summer!,It's good that they all agreed to get married at the same time to keep it easy for you
12055,How many women or men have you dated?,"0 women, also I happen to be the same age as you",we will get there!
12056,"0 women, also I happen to be the same age as you",we will get there!,24. Also zero. 
12057,What are some of the things that you hate?,Cilantro. Yuck. ,"Taste like ~~chicken~~ soap, don't it?"
12058,Cilantro. Yuck. ,"Taste like ~~chicken~~ soap, don't it?","Chicken soap.

Ew"
12059,"Taste like ~~chicken~~ soap, don't it?","Chicken soap.

Ew",Don't knock it til you try it.
12060,What are some of the things that you hate?,Hahaha,lol
12061,Hahaha,lol,Hehehe
12062,Lately I have been getting a lot weird irrelevant comments on my posts in this sub,I like to insert my foot in my mouth ,my man 
12063,I like to insert my foot in my mouth ,my man ,Yes!
12064,my man ,Yes!,NO!
12065,I like to insert my foot in my mouth ,my man ,Slow down!
12066,I like to insert my foot in my mouth ,my man ,[removed]
12067,Lately I have been getting a lot weird irrelevant comments on my posts in this sub,my cat's breath smells like catfood,damnit! you beat me to replying with this statement.
12068,my cat's breath smells like catfood,damnit! you beat me to replying with this statement.,"you can have ""my hovercraft is full of eels"""
12069,Lately I have been getting a lot weird irrelevant comments on my posts in this sub,What does hhhh sound like? Lol,hahahaha with no as my friend 
12070,What does hhhh sound like? Lol,hahahaha with no as my friend ,Lol that doesn't make any sense but okay. Hahaha
12071,Lately I have been getting a lot weird irrelevant comments on my posts in this sub,I too like bananas!,apples 
12072,I too like bananas!,apples ,Opples and Banonos?
12073,What do you guys do when feel like talking but got no one to talk to?,Try to find someone on reddit to talk to. How are you?,good - check the post I updated it 
12074,Try to find someone on reddit to talk to. How are you?,good - check the post I updated it ,"Right, my bad, carry on."
12075,good - check the post I updated it ,"Right, my bad, carry on.",we are good. how is your day so far? 
12076,What do you guys do when feel like talking but got no one to talk to?,Talk to my dog. He's a great listener. Never interrupts me.,where he at 
12077,Talk to my dog. He's a great listener. Never interrupts me.,where he at ,Seriously though. What's up OP? What's buggin' ya. We're here to listen and help out if we can.
12078,where he at ,Seriously though. What's up OP? What's buggin' ya. We're here to listen and help out if we can.,nothing boss. It was something related to 
12079,Why are European people so beautiful?,Genetics,"Where can I buy these ""genetics"" you speak of, and are they legal?"
12080,Genetics,"Where can I buy these ""genetics"" you speak of, and are they legal?",Pet store
12081,"Where can I buy these ""genetics"" you speak of, and are they legal?",Pet store,"Is a Genetic hard to take care of? I'm already taking care of a cat, and it's hard enough."
12082,Pet store,"Is a Genetic hard to take care of? I'm already taking care of a cat, and it's hard enough.","Very hard. Can confirm.    
Source: My last Genetic died some months ago. :-("
12083,Why are European people so beautiful?,"Thanks &lt;3 ;)

It's the genetics :D",Gray eyes? Is that possible? hahaha
12084,"Thanks &lt;3 ;)

It's the genetics :D",Gray eyes? Is that possible? hahaha,It is. And it's hot af.
12085,Why are European people so beautiful?,"I find the British people, in particular, more beautiful. 

Their accent!!! 😍😍😍","Lol, we're ugly, hairy, and fat where I come from."
12086,"I find the British people, in particular, more beautiful. 

Their accent!!! 😍😍😍","Lol, we're ugly, hairy, and fat where I come from.",Where do you come from?
12087,"Lol, we're ugly, hairy, and fat where I come from.",Where do you come from?,Wales
12088,"I find the British people, in particular, more beautiful. 

Their accent!!! 😍😍😍","Lol, we're ugly, hairy, and fat where I come from.",Fellow indian?
12089,Why are European people so beautiful?,thanks,"Hey.


Any time man. Any time."
12090,thanks,"Hey.


Any time man. Any time.",The next 16 seconds!
12091,"Hey.


Any time man. Any time.",The next 16 seconds!,YOURE BEAUTIFUL
12092,The next 16 seconds!,YOURE BEAUTIFUL,"Op delivered.

You are beautiful-er!"
12093,The next 16 seconds!,YOURE BEAUTIFUL,Over a minute too late! Tut tut tut.
12094,Why are European people so beautiful?,thanks,Don't just feel special! You _are_ special. 
12095,thanks,Don't just feel special! You _are_ special. ,Aw shucks!
12096,Why are European people so beautiful?,Nobody takes pictures of ugly people.,I take a lot of selfies though
12097,Nobody takes pictures of ugly people.,I take a lot of selfies though,LOL!  Aww...
12098,"What is a subject that you really enjoy, but can't find anyone to talk about it with ?",Spiritualism,"Sure ! I'd be happy to :)

What exactly is spiritualism ?"
12099,Spiritualism,"Sure ! I'd be happy to :)

What exactly is spiritualism ?","Well, not exactly spiritualism either. It's hard to describe, honestly."
12100,"Sure ! I'd be happy to :)

What exactly is spiritualism ?","Well, not exactly spiritualism either. It's hard to describe, honestly.",I'll try to understand :)
12101,"Well, not exactly spiritualism either. It's hard to describe, honestly.",I'll try to understand :),I don't even fully understand it myself xD
12102,"What is a subject that you really enjoy, but can't find anyone to talk about it with ?",Spiritualism,Ooooh spiritualism. Now that sounds interesting. Do tell. 
12103,Spiritualism,Ooooh spiritualism. Now that sounds interesting. Do tell. ,"I'm just curious about it, don't know much myself &gt;.&gt;"
12104,"What is a subject that you really enjoy, but can't find anyone to talk about it with ?",Game of Thrones,"Ah, well I can't help you there bud, I've never watched GoT."
12105,Game of Thrones,"Ah, well I can't help you there bud, I've never watched GoT.",Guess you'll have to binge watch it today so we can talk about it :)
12106,I just got accepted into the college I've always wanted to go to!!!,"Open your window. Climb onto your roof. Look at the sky. Yell, ""hell yes!!!!!""",I'm tempted!! This is the most excited I've been in a while 
12107,"Open your window. Climb onto your roof. Look at the sky. Yell, ""hell yes!!!!!""",I'm tempted!! This is the most excited I've been in a while ,What's stopping you? This is a memorable moment. Do something memorable. 
12108,I'm tempted!! This is the most excited I've been in a while ,What's stopping you? This is a memorable moment. Do something memorable. ,I would but my parents and brother are asleep /: 
12109,What's stopping you? This is a memorable moment. Do something memorable. ,I would but my parents and brother are asleep /: ,And? 
12110,I would but my parents and brother are asleep /: ,And? ,All the more reason to do it imo
12111,What's stopping you? This is a memorable moment. Do something memorable. ,I would but my parents and brother are asleep /: ,do they know? will you wake them up?
12112,What's stopping you? This is a memorable moment. Do something memorable. ,I would but my parents and brother are asleep /: ,"Lucky for you, you're going to college"
12113,"Open your window. Climb onto your roof. Look at the sky. Yell, ""hell yes!!!!!""",I'm tempted!! This is the most excited I've been in a while ,LPT; don't fall off your Roof.
12114,I just got accepted into the college I've always wanted to go to!!!,"Open your window. Climb onto your roof. Look at the sky. Yell, ""hell yes!!!!!""",Then he falls down and becomes a cripple :/
12115,"Open your window. Climb onto your roof. Look at the sky. Yell, ""hell yes!!!!!""",Then he falls down and becomes a cripple :/,Or he will start a climbing career and drop out of college 
12116,I just got accepted into the college I've always wanted to go to!!!,That's awesome!! :D,Thank you!! i'm super excited 
12117,That's awesome!! :D,Thank you!! i'm super excited ,What are you studying there O:
12118,Thank you!! i'm super excited ,What are you studying there O:,Mass communications!
12119,I just got accepted into the college I've always wanted to go to!!!,Hey nice! I just finished mine. Mind if I ask where you're goin or what you're studying?,Texas state university! I leaning towards Mass Communications 
12120,Hey nice! I just finished mine. Mind if I ask where you're goin or what you're studying?,Texas state university! I leaning towards Mass Communications ,Oh cool! I just moved super close to Texas. What made you want to study that?
12121,Texas state university! I leaning towards Mass Communications ,Oh cool! I just moved super close to Texas. What made you want to study that?,I have always been interested in journalism even when i was super young. I just love writing
12122,Oh cool! I just moved super close to Texas. What made you want to study that?,I have always been interested in journalism even when i was super young. I just love writing,That's awesome! What do you write about?
12123,Hey nice! I just finished mine. Mind if I ask where you're goin or what you're studying?,Texas state university! I leaning towards Mass Communications ,"&gt; Mass Communications

Don't.... pick a STEM degree......"
12124,Hey nice! I just finished mine. Mind if I ask where you're goin or what you're studying?,Texas state university! I leaning towards Mass Communications ,Do you live in Hays county?
12125,Hey nice! I just finished mine. Mind if I ask where you're goin or what you're studying?,Texas state university! I leaning towards Mass Communications ,That school is so pretty with the river!
12126,Hey nice! I just finished mine. Mind if I ask where you're goin or what you're studying?,Texas state university! I leaning towards Mass Communications ,"I'll see you there friend!  I'll be doing computer science and AFROTC, maybe we can meet up!"
12127,Hey nice! I just finished mine. Mind if I ask where you're goin or what you're studying?,Texas state university! I leaning towards Mass Communications ,"Is that the one in SM? We almost moved there a few years back.
"
12128,Texas state university! I leaning towards Mass Communications ,"Is that the one in SM? We almost moved there a few years back.
",Yes it's that one!
12129,Hey nice! I just finished mine. Mind if I ask where you're goin or what you're studying?,Texas state university! I leaning towards Mass Communications ,Remember to savor the experience! It will feel like a blur afterwards :) 
12130,Hey nice! I just finished mine. Mind if I ask where you're goin or what you're studying?,Texas state university! I leaning towards Mass Communications ,Massachusetts would be more appropriate...
12131,Hey nice! I just finished mine. Mind if I ask where you're goin or what you're studying?,Texas state university! I leaning towards Mass Communications ,No way! I'm going there too this fall!
12132,Hey nice! I just finished mine. Mind if I ask where you're goin or what you're studying?,Texas state university! I leaning towards Mass Communications ,go Bob cats :D
12133,Hey nice! I just finished mine. Mind if I ask where you're goin or what you're studying?,Texas state university! I leaning towards Mass Communications ,If you have low expectations you can never be disappointed. 
12134,What's your favourite thing about Australia?,You guys seem to have a lot more fun and not give a shit about anything. ,Fuck yeah cunt
12135,You guys seem to have a lot more fun and not give a shit about anything. ,Fuck yeah cunt,Sure thing you fucking cunt
12136,Fuck yeah cunt,Sure thing you fucking cunt,Fucking oath mate
12137,Sure thing you fucking cunt,Fucking oath mate,Can't even have a convo like this in the states. Makes me want to move to Australia. 
12138,What's your favourite thing about Australia?,BBQ! Also the mentality of Australians is just so nice. You guys enjoy life to its fullest :),I'm going scuba diving in tge Great Barrier Reef in October :D
12139,BBQ! Also the mentality of Australians is just so nice. You guys enjoy life to its fullest :),I'm going scuba diving in tge Great Barrier Reef in October :D,Whoa that is legit amazing af!!! 
12140,Let's brag about ourselves.,I got an upvote on Reddit ,now you have two
12141,I got an upvote on Reddit ,now you have two,I threw one in as well.
12142,now you have two,I threw one in as well.,Me too! 
12143,Let's brag about ourselves.,Thin but have a waist-to-hip 0.7 ratio. ,Whats the difference between a waist and a hip? 
12144,Thin but have a waist-to-hip 0.7 ratio. ,Whats the difference between a waist and a hip? ,What?
12145,Thin but have a waist-to-hip 0.7 ratio. ,Whats the difference between a waist and a hip? ,Waist is thin hip is thicc
12146,Looking for a casual chat,hey i'm down. fellow Scandinavia here,"Cool, if you have kik/whatsapp/telegram my username Is klossn on all of those"
12147,hey i'm down. fellow Scandinavia here,"Cool, if you have kik/whatsapp/telegram my username Is klossn on all of those",sorry got none of those 
12148,hey i'm down. fellow Scandinavia here,"Cool, if you have kik/whatsapp/telegram my username Is klossn on all of those",but we could just take it to the PM here on reddit
12149,"Cool, if you have kik/whatsapp/telegram my username Is klossn on all of those",but we could just take it to the PM here on reddit,Sure that works for me!
12150,Looking for a casual chat,"Hi, would you like to talk to someone from a timezone 7 hours behind you? ",I have no problems with that. U.S.?
12151,"Hi, would you like to talk to someone from a timezone 7 hours behind you? ",I have no problems with that. U.S.?,"Mexico, UTC-5 :)"
12152,I have no problems with that. U.S.?,"Mexico, UTC-5 :)","A Mexico, I was thinking about going to the F1 race there next year or the year after that!"
12153,"Mexico, UTC-5 :)","A Mexico, I was thinking about going to the F1 race there next year or the year after that!","Well, I don't follow the F1 so I can't really comment on that. "
12154,Looking for a casual chat,Hello, Good morning!
12155,Hello, Good morning!,How are you doing today?
12156, Good morning!,How are you doing today?,"I'm doing good, just woke up so a bit tired but otherwise good, how about you?"
12157,What kind of music do you listen to?,"For the most part, I listen to rock, metal, and (90s-00s) R&amp;B.",What bands do you listen the most?
12158,"For the most part, I listen to rock, metal, and (90s-00s) R&amp;B.",What bands do you listen the most?,"Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Korn, and Breaking Benjamin to name a few."
12159,What bands do you listen the most?,"Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Korn, and Breaking Benjamin to name a few.","Cool!
I listen to Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, White Stripes/Jack White..."
12160,"Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Korn, and Breaking Benjamin to name a few.","Cool!
I listen to Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, White Stripes/Jack White...",Hey I'm into those bands as well!
12161,What kind of music do you listen to?,Alternative. I do believe there's a subreddit for that.,A music subreddit?
12162,Alternative. I do believe there's a subreddit for that.,A music subreddit?,reddit.com/r/alternativemusic
12163,What kind of music do you listen to?,I listen to almost anything ,Even country? Haha
12164,I listen to almost anything ,Even country? Haha,I love foreign language music.
12165,Even country? Haha,I love foreign language music.,Me too! What country is your favorite? 
12166,I love foreign language music.,Me too! What country is your favorite? ,"German.

Spanish.

Russian.

Portuguese."
12167,Me too! What country is your favorite? ,"German.

Spanish.

Russian.

Portuguese.",I haven't listened to German or Russian music before! Pop??
12168,"German.

Spanish.

Russian.

Portuguese.",I haven't listened to German or Russian music before! Pop??,Rock and Pop.
12169,What kind of music do you listen to?,Mostly rock and a bit of indie/alternative,Lots of drum banging? That's how I view rock haha
12170,Mostly rock and a bit of indie/alternative,Lots of drum banging? That's how I view rock haha,And guitars too
12171,What type of milk do you drink?,I drink almond milk. IMO it's delicious.,Chocolate almond milk in iced coffee/cold brew is the beeeeesssst
12172,I drink almond milk. IMO it's delicious.,Chocolate almond milk in iced coffee/cold brew is the beeeeesssst,I have yet to venture down that route.  I'll keep this in mind!  
12173,What type of milk do you drink?,Skim. ,Is this healthier than 1%?  
12174,Skim. ,Is this healthier than 1%?  ,"No. My family just prefers skim, so I drink skim. "
12175,20 Questions,Is it heavy?,"No!

16 questions left!"
12176,Is it heavy?,"No!

16 questions left!","Is it soft? Like, cushion-y sorta soft?"
12177,"No!

16 questions left!","Is it soft? Like, cushion-y sorta soft?","No!

14 questions left!"
12178,20 Questions,Is it paper?,"Are you making a guess, or are you asking about its composition?"
12179,Is it paper?,"Are you making a guess, or are you asking about its composition?",A guess
12180,"Are you making a guess, or are you asking about its composition?",A guess,It is not *a sheet of paper*
12181,20 Questions,Is it a bottlecap?,No!
12182,Is it a bottlecap?,No!,What do you mean no?!
12183,No!,What do you mean no?!,Exactly!
12184,20 Questions,"It's not a sheet of paper, but is is *made of* paper?","Yes!

3 questions left!"
12185,"It's not a sheet of paper, but is is *made of* paper?","Yes!

3 questions left!",Is it a postage stamp?
12186,"Yes!

3 questions left!",Is it a postage stamp?,No!
12187,Is it a postage stamp?,No!,An envelope?
12188,No!,An envelope?,No!
12189,20 Questions,is it a book,THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
12190,is it a book,THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME,SAME
12191,THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME,SAME,Please do not die before the game is over!
12192,20 Questions,"Wait a minute, is it cash?",It's money! DukeLarg wins!!!
12193,"Wait a minute, is it cash?",It's money! DukeLarg wins!!!,Thanks!
12194,Just filled up at the gas station: $70!! How much to fill up in your region?,Australian?,"Canada, specifically Vancouver"
12195,Australian?,"Canada, specifically Vancouver",I want to go to there
12196,"Canada, specifically Vancouver",I want to go to there,"Might that happen in the near future?

Any questions? Need any links?"
12197,Just filled up at the gas station: $70!! How much to fill up in your region?,I pay less than $20 to fill up. Yay 9 gallon fuel tank!,What do you drive if I may ask
12198,I pay less than $20 to fill up. Yay 9 gallon fuel tank!,What do you drive if I may ask,Mitsubishi Mirage
12199,What do you drive if I may ask,Mitsubishi Mirage,Ahh
12200,I think my boyfriend is going to ask me to move in with him!,Woo hoo! Cohabitating is the best. ,I'm excited we basically do it anyways
12201,Woo hoo! Cohabitating is the best. ,I'm excited we basically do it anyways,It's better daily because you get to do sweet stuff all day every day
12202,I'm excited we basically do it anyways,It's better daily because you get to do sweet stuff all day every day,:)
12203,I think my boyfriend is going to ask me to move in with him!,"""Our house"". Typical woman. Not even moved in yet and you're owning the house. /s ","OP's a man, silly."
12204,"""Our house"". Typical woman. Not even moved in yet and you're owning the house. /s ","OP's a man, silly.",Aww. Hahah. 
12205,I think my boyfriend is going to ask me to move in with him!,Is your boyfriend a baller?,the biggest baller around son
12206,Is your boyfriend a baller?,the biggest baller around son,Mom?
12207,Hello there. Anyone wanna talk about Lego/Games/Cartoons/Anime?,i'm down. what do you wanna talk about?,Whatever you feel like.
12208,i'm down. what do you wanna talk about?,Whatever you feel like.,what games do you play at the moment? 
12209,Hello there. Anyone wanna talk about Lego/Games/Cartoons/Anime?,"Have you seen DeathNote?
",Yeah. But I trailed off around when the girl was added. It was getting way too formulaic. 
12210,"Have you seen DeathNote?
",Yeah. But I trailed off around when the girl was added. It was getting way too formulaic. ,I quite liked the show. I haven't seen any of the movies though 
12211,Hello there. Anyone wanna talk about Lego/Games/Cartoons/Anime?,"So

What are your thoughts on the series, My Hero Academia? (it's an anime)",I've heard of it. Haven't seen it... yet.
12212,"So

What are your thoughts on the series, My Hero Academia? (it's an anime)",I've heard of it. Haven't seen it... yet.,[removed]
12213,What scares you?,"Existence. 

Sometimes I hyperventilate thinking about it. ","I feel like a Meseeks often: ""It's getting weird!!"""
12214,"Existence. 

Sometimes I hyperventilate thinking about it. ","I feel like a Meseeks often: ""It's getting weird!!""","""Why did you rope me into this?!"""
12215,It's hot as fuck out!,Dis 108 degrees here.,Fuck. that.
12216,Dis 108 degrees here.,Fuck. that.,I know right I hate the heat it sucks.
12217,How much water do you drink daily?,A few sips with my meds and that's it. I hate water.,what do you drink when you're thirsty?
12218,A few sips with my meds and that's it. I hate water.,what do you drink when you're thirsty?,"Iced Tea, Diet Coke, coffee, tea."
12219,what do you drink when you're thirsty?,"Iced Tea, Diet Coke, coffee, tea.",so much sugar haha
12220,Thursday life,"I drank a lot of coffee.
Will drink a lot of beer.","Drank a lot of beer.
Will drink a lot of coffev"
12221,"I drank a lot of coffee.
Will drink a lot of beer.","Drank a lot of beer.
Will drink a lot of coffev",cofvefe?
12222,Thursday life,Anyone doing anything interesting?,"Depends haha, do you find IT work interesting?"
12223,Anyone doing anything interesting?,"Depends haha, do you find IT work interesting?",What specifically?
12224,Thursday life,Studying. :(,Oh no..
12225,Studying. :(,Oh no..,:( Idk what I am doing
12226,Oh no..,:( Idk what I am doing,What are you studying?
12227,:( Idk what I am doing,What are you studying?,Accounting. :(
12228,What are you studying?,Accounting. :(,OMG that's tough! Numbers are scary
12229,Accounting. :(,OMG that's tough! Numbers are scary,It's not about the numbers. It's more about logic. 
12230,OMG that's tough! Numbers are scary,It's not about the numbers. It's more about logic. ,"Yes! As an accounting student, I explain this to people all the time!"
12231,What is the most interesting thing about you?,"Hmm it is not that interesting actually, but I am a dual citizen.",Of what countries?
12232,"Hmm it is not that interesting actually, but I am a dual citizen.",Of what countries?,"Nothing really interesting, but Canada and Jamaica. "
12233,Of what countries?,"Nothing really interesting, but Canada and Jamaica. ",Cool. Which climate do you prefer?
12234,Of what countries?,"Nothing really interesting, but Canada and Jamaica. ",That's pretty cool. Do you go to both regularly?
12235,Someone just mailed my boss a glitter bomb - but the receptionist opens his mail and she got creamed.,Just make sure your intended target doesn't have a receptionist I guess lol,"Unless the target *is* the receptionist, in which case, you have a great cover"
12236,Just make sure your intended target doesn't have a receptionist I guess lol,"Unless the target *is* the receptionist, in which case, you have a great cover",What if the receptionist has his receptionist though?
12237,"Unless the target *is* the receptionist, in which case, you have a great cover",What if the receptionist has his receptionist though?,receptionisception
12238,What if the receptionist has his receptionist though?,receptionisception,*inceptionist
12239,receptionisception,*inceptionist,It's receptionists all the way down!
12240,receptionisception,*inceptionist,Rereinceptionist
12241,receptionisception,*inceptionist,Incestuous*
12242,What if the receptionist has his receptionist though?,receptionisception,/r/ComedyCemetary
12243,What if the receptionist has his receptionist though?,receptionisception,Receptionexceptionist 
12244,"Unless the target *is* the receptionist, in which case, you have a great cover",What if the receptionist has his receptionist though?,What if I'm the receptionist of my target?
12245,What if the receptionist has his receptionist though?,What if I'm the receptionist of my target?,Then its glitter suicide?
12246,"Unless the target *is* the receptionist, in which case, you have a great cover",What if the receptionist has his receptionist though?,Assistant to the receptionist
12247,Just make sure your intended target doesn't have a receptionist I guess lol,"Unless the target *is* the receptionist, in which case, you have a great cover",Nice try Chad Flenderson
12248,Someone just mailed my boss a glitter bomb - but the receptionist opens his mail and she got creamed.,Just make sure your intended target doesn't have a receptionist I guess lol,Shouldn't they not open it if its for someone else
12249,Just make sure your intended target doesn't have a receptionist I guess lol,Shouldn't they not open it if its for someone else,Depends on whether they also act as the secretary. 
12250,Someone just mailed my boss a glitter bomb - but the receptionist opens his mail and she got creamed.,Should've found out his personal address. ,For real. Then one of the kids would get it. 
12251,Should've found out his personal address. ,For real. Then one of the kids would get it. ,Do it 
12252,Someone just mailed my boss a glitter bomb - but the receptionist opens his mail and she got creamed.,"omg, this is a good idea to stop package thieves in my neighborhood.  I may try this.","One glitter bomb won't stop a thief.

Source: Recurrence of felons to prison for same crimes."
12253,"omg, this is a good idea to stop package thieves in my neighborhood.  I may try this.","One glitter bomb won't stop a thief.

Source: Recurrence of felons to prison for same crimes.",I am going to guess that being glittery and being in prison would be a bad combination.
12254,"omg, this is a good idea to stop package thieves in my neighborhood.  I may try this.","One glitter bomb won't stop a thief.

Source: Recurrence of felons to prison for same crimes.",maybe a ~~glitter~~ bomb?
12255,"One glitter bomb won't stop a thief.

Source: Recurrence of felons to prison for same crimes.",maybe a ~~glitter~~ bomb?,maybe a glitter ~~bomb~~?
12256,Someone just mailed my boss a glitter bomb - but the receptionist opens his mail and she got creamed.,glitter is like STDs -- given enough time it will get all over the office.  ,"Dang, you must have an incestuous place of work."
12257,glitter is like STDs -- given enough time it will get all over the office.  ,"Dang, you must have an incestuous place of work.",It's a family-run business; comes with the territory.  
12258,"Dang, you must have an incestuous place of work.",It's a family-run business; comes with the territory.  ,"Ah, say no more. (Seriously, say no more.)"
12259,It's a family-run business; comes with the territory.  ,"Ah, say no more. (Seriously, say no more.)",No more
12260,"Ah, say no more. (Seriously, say no more.)",No more,FINALLY. Thank you.
12261,Someone just mailed my boss a glitter bomb - but the receptionist opens his mail and she got creamed.,haha! How did your boss react?? ,My boss isn't even in town today. He's on vacation.
12262,haha! How did your boss react?? ,My boss isn't even in town today. He's on vacation.,😂😂
12263,Someone just mailed my boss a glitter bomb - but the receptionist opens his mail and she got creamed.,"Well someone didn't ""just"" mail the boss a glitter bomb if it just arrived","Well, technically you can do overnight shipping...so its possible."
12264,"Well someone didn't ""just"" mail the boss a glitter bomb if it just arrived","Well, technically you can do overnight shipping...so its possible.",In a perfect world where overnight shipping is actually true and USPS doesn't kick your packages
12265,Someone just mailed my boss a glitter bomb - but the receptionist opens his mail and she got creamed.,Does creamed mean fired for opening his mail?,That's actually pretty normal in an office.
12266,Does creamed mean fired for opening his mail?,That's actually pretty normal in an office.,At most places I imagine it is normal to get fired for opening other's mail.
12267,Someone just mailed my boss a glitter bomb - but the receptionist opens his mail and she got creamed.,R.I.P The receptionist. Think anyone from work sent it to him?,I would not be surprised.  I bet it was an ex worker though
12268,R.I.P The receptionist. Think anyone from work sent it to him?,I would not be surprised.  I bet it was an ex worker though,The mail someone glitter thing almost seems tailor made for disgruntled ex employees
12269,Found out my mom will be going blind in a few years. What would you put on your Last Chance to See List?,How about concerts of all her favorite musicians. An art museum. ,We're definitely going to more concerts in the future! 
12270,How about concerts of all her favorite musicians. An art museum. ,We're definitely going to more concerts in the future! ,Concerts blind can be kind of cool too. 
12271,I've been sitting here doing nothing for hours.,What are your hobbies?,I play video games.. It's not very exciting. 
12272,What are your hobbies?,I play video games.. It's not very exciting. ,Video games can be interesting. What games do you enjoy playing the most?
12273,I've been sitting here doing nothing for hours.,"Ayyyy, me too. I'm just drinking wine and listening to music ",What kind of music do you listen to?
12274,"Ayyyy, me too. I'm just drinking wine and listening to music ",What kind of music do you listen to?,"Mostly heavier metal, but I'm on a Dream Theater kick tonight. "
12275,I've been sitting here doing nothing for hours.,I'm doing my math homework lol,Math was my worst subject.
12276,I'm doing my math homework lol,Math was my worst subject.,"It's been fine for me, it just usually takes me a while to learn it. "
12277,I've been sitting here doing nothing for hours.,Hi,Hey! How are you?
12278,Hi,Hey! How are you?,I'm doing pretty good.
12279,Hey! How are you?,I'm doing pretty good.,"I'm doing pretty well myself I suppose! Just playing some games, surprise, surprise :P"
12280,I'm doing pretty good.,"I'm doing pretty well myself I suppose! Just playing some games, surprise, surprise :P",Cool
12281,What is your favorite game and why?,I like plants vs zombies. I don't play too many video games as you can tell. 😅,But Plants vs Zombies is a fun game
12282,I like plants vs zombies. I don't play too many video games as you can tell. 😅,But Plants vs Zombies is a fun game,I love the variety of zombies.
12283,A music album that you could never get bored of and why?,"I'm very fond of ""Challenger"" and ""This Light I Hold"" by Memphis May Fire. My fav band.","Love both of those albums. Great band! What did you think of Virus, their newest song?"
12284,"I'm very fond of ""Challenger"" and ""This Light I Hold"" by Memphis May Fire. My fav band.","Love both of those albums. Great band! What did you think of Virus, their newest song?","Haven't listened to it yet. will check out!
"
12285,High School (college for non-U.S.) Students of CC: What books have you read for school that you've actually liked?,To Kill a Mockingbird,"we are all UNANIMOUS on this one and I am so happy about that
"
12286,To Kill a Mockingbird,"we are all UNANIMOUS on this one and I am so happy about that
",Lots of people hate it but that has to be one of my favorite books. 
12287,The hashtag (#TellYourStoryIn5Words) is trending. What's your story?,I'm a normal type guy,"Ok!

Do you have any fun facts about yourself (besides you being regular)?"
12288,I'm a normal type guy,"Ok!

Do you have any fun facts about yourself (besides you being regular)?",Being regular is an important part of your intestinal health. 
12289,The hashtag (#TellYourStoryIn5Words) is trending. What's your story?,I'm trying to become something.,"Nice!

What are you trying to become?"
12290,I'm trying to become something.,"Nice!

What are you trying to become?",The very best.
12291,"Nice!

What are you trying to become?",The very best.,"Your answer reminds me of the Pokemon theme song!

Good luck!"
12292,"Nice!

What are you trying to become?",The very best.,Like no one ever was
12293,The hashtag (#TellYourStoryIn5Words) is trending. What's your story?,Has direction but still lost. ,"Ok!

What direction do you want to take your life?"
12294,Has direction but still lost. ,"Ok!

What direction do you want to take your life?",The directions said to go north. But i made a left somewhere now i'm lost. 
12295,The hashtag (#TellYourStoryIn5Words) is trending. What's your story?,IT'S ON THE FUCKING **SPREADSHEET.**,"I don't know what your life is, but looking in from the outside is hilarious."
12296,IT'S ON THE FUCKING **SPREADSHEET.**,"I don't know what your life is, but looking in from the outside is hilarious.","yeah, I'm curious what OP's life is like"
12297,The hashtag (#TellYourStoryIn5Words) is trending. What's your story?,"""I have made a mistake""",Don't be so hard on yourself! Imperfection is an inevitable reality!
12298,"""I have made a mistake""",Don't be so hard on yourself! Imperfection is an inevitable reality!,"Haha, it was actually more in a humorous sense, but thanks for the support :)"
12299,The hashtag (#TellYourStoryIn5Words) is trending. What's your story?,I will find my way,"Awesome!!!

Hope you have a bright future!"
12300,I will find my way,"Awesome!!!

Hope you have a bright future!",Thank you! How does your future look?
12301,The hashtag (#TellYourStoryIn5Words) is trending. What's your story?,"Born Dutch, now in Barcelona :)","Nice!

How's Barcelona?"
12302,"Born Dutch, now in Barcelona :)","Nice!

How's Barcelona?","Lovely, I just woke up :)"
12303,"Nice!

How's Barcelona?","Lovely, I just woke up :)","Awesome!

Hope you have an awesome day!"
12304,The hashtag (#TellYourStoryIn5Words) is trending. What's your story?,Putting others' lives before mine.,"That is so sweet! :)

Don't forget to take care of yourself too! Treat yourself here and there! "
12305,Putting others' lives before mine.,"That is so sweet! :)

Don't forget to take care of yourself too! Treat yourself here and there! ","Nah, can't afford to. The pay of first responders is crap"
12306,What are your favorite pizza toppings?,Oh is that what we're gonna do today... We're gonna fight. ,Put em up.
12307,Oh is that what we're gonna do today... We're gonna fight. ,Put em up.,Ya wanna pizza me?
12308,Put em up.,Ya wanna pizza me?,"I'm a simple man - I see a pizza pun, I upvote."
12309,Put em up.,Ya wanna pizza me?,That was a cheezy pun
12310,What are your favorite pizza toppings?,"Hawaiian. 

Go ahead, crucify me. ",They'll have to stick me right up next to ya.
12311,"Hawaiian. 

Go ahead, crucify me. ",They'll have to stick me right up next to ya.,Me too but upside down probably.
12312,What are your favorite pizza toppings?,"Hawaiian. 

Go ahead, crucify me. ",Love the pineapple hate the ham
12313,"Hawaiian. 

Go ahead, crucify me. ",Love the pineapple hate the ham,Yep me too 
12314,What are your favorite pizza toppings?,"Pineapple, ham, lots of cheese.

Or (fancy), arugula, raw ham, blue cheese.",I never knew you guys called Rocket Arugula.
12315,"Pineapple, ham, lots of cheese.

Or (fancy), arugula, raw ham, blue cheese.",I never knew you guys called Rocket Arugula.,I actually know it as Rucola (I'm german) so I just used Google translate.
12316,What are you looking forward to?,I'm looking forward to grilling with my boyfriend tonight and moving to MA next month,Where in MA?
12317,I'm looking forward to grilling with my boyfriend tonight and moving to MA next month,Where in MA?,Worcester 
12318,What are you looking forward to?,I am going to India in October and I am just so excited!,"Yo have fun, enjoy the food too!"
12319,I am going to India in October and I am just so excited!,"Yo have fun, enjoy the food too!",Thank you! I plan on it!
12320,What's the best advice you have for your 25 year old self?,"Well, I'd say myself that ""Oh, girl, 26 ain't that different from 25. Same old, same old.""",Heck 25 isnt that much different from the teenage days. We've been lied to!
12321,"Well, I'd say myself that ""Oh, girl, 26 ain't that different from 25. Same old, same old.""",Heck 25 isnt that much different from the teenage days. We've been lied to!,Exactly! The only difference is we are at legal age for everything right now.
12322,What is your favorite emoticon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯,😂 - it's become a staple between a friend and I so now I just abuse it. ,I imagine you should be drowning in a river of laugh tears by now lol
12323,😂 - it's become a staple between a friend and I so now I just abuse it. ,I imagine you should be drowning in a river of laugh tears by now lol,Pretty much. 
12324,What is your favorite emoticon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯,😊😂😳😐🙄😬😏🇨🇦💸🇺🇸🔥💩 and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ,"*hands you a "" \ ""*"
12325,😊😂😳😐🙄😬😏🇨🇦💸🇺🇸🔥💩 and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ,"*hands you a "" \ ""*",I seem to misplace those quite a bit lol
12326,"*hands you a "" \ ""*",I seem to misplace those quite a bit lol,¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Happens
12327,I seem to misplace those quite a bit lol,¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Happens,¯\\\\\\\_(ツ)_/¯ 
12328,What is your favorite emoticon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯,Disapproving face. (ಠ_ಠ) ,Actually that one's called the /u/warlizard face.
12329,Disapproving face. (ಠ_ಠ) ,Actually that one's called the /u/warlizard face.,"Oh wow, the history behind his account is pretty funny. I'd see why he uses that face!"
12330,Disapproving face. (ಠ_ಠ) ,Actually that one's called the /u/warlizard face.,Crazy. 
12331,Actually that one's called the /u/warlizard face.,Crazy. ,Hey aren't you that guy from the battletoads online mmorpg guild?  
12332,Crazy. ,Hey aren't you that guy from the battletoads online mmorpg guild?  ,ಠ_ಠ
12333,What is your favorite emoticon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯,Table Flip for sure. I even have a keyboard shortcut for it on my phone.,Why haven't I thought of this! Thank you!!
12334,Table Flip for sure. I even have a keyboard shortcut for it on my phone.,Why haven't I thought of this! Thank you!!,(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ 
12335,What is your favorite drink?,coffee defininitely i drink that all day. In the ethilic side; vodka.,Do you drink your coffee just black or anything else in it? 
12336,coffee defininitely i drink that all day. In the ethilic side; vodka.,Do you drink your coffee just black or anything else in it? ,"Sugar man, and milk sometimes...Yeah it's great"
12337,Do you drink your coffee just black or anything else in it? ,"Sugar man, and milk sometimes...Yeah it's great","Have you tried coffee with some honey? I do it all the time, people think it's gross though. "
12338,"Sugar man, and milk sometimes...Yeah it's great","Have you tried coffee with some honey? I do it all the time, people think it's gross though. ",Now I have to try this.
12339,What is your favorite drink?,"ha, I was just preparing some white tea before I've read this. :D",Are you subbed to /r/tea too?
12340,"ha, I was just preparing some white tea before I've read this. :D",Are you subbed to /r/tea too?,"now I am, thanks for the tip! :P"
12341,What is your favorite drink?,"Coke Zero, if I'm honest. ",Someone I know drinks that every day like water
12342,"Coke Zero, if I'm honest. ",Someone I know drinks that every day like water,That's basically me. 
12343,What is your favorite drink?,Lemonade,Now I want some!
12344,Lemonade,Now I want some!,🍋
12345,Anyone who wants a casual conversation?,Probably everybody who's here \^\^,How on my mobile. How much people is browsing this subreddit now. You can see in the sidebar. 
12346,Probably everybody who's here \^\^,How on my mobile. How much people is browsing this subreddit now. You can see in the sidebar. ,Over 500
12347,Anyone who wants a casual conversation?,Probably everybody who's here \^\^,that sound awesome
12348,Probably everybody who's here \^\^,that sound awesome,That's what people do here. The new section ifbur friend for active ones. 
12349,Anyone who wants a casual conversation?,I do! Any topic in specific you want to talk about?,"damn why didn't i thing about that shit. (lol)
do you have any topics?"
12350,I do! Any topic in specific you want to talk about?,"damn why didn't i thing about that shit. (lol)
do you have any topics?",Where do you live? What do you like and hate about it? (I always ask this one)
12351,Anyone who wants a casual conversation?,"Hey :) 
How's it going?","whats up :) 
good you?"
12352,"Hey :) 
How's it going?","whats up :) 
good you?","Nice! I'm graduating tomorrow so scared shitless, won't lie."
12353,"whats up :) 
good you?","Nice! I'm graduating tomorrow so scared shitless, won't lie.",why are you scared?
12354,"Nice! I'm graduating tomorrow so scared shitless, won't lie.",why are you scared?,Just being set loose on the whole world now I reckon lol
12355,Anyone who wants a casual conversation?,Guess who's back!,you?
12356,Guess who's back!,you?,Atta boy!
12357,Anyone who wants a casual conversation?,hey from NY!,"hey!
How is it going i NY?"
12358,hey from NY!,"hey!
How is it going i NY?",very good it's nice and sunny! What about you? 
12359,Anyone who wants a casual conversation?,Not much. Pretty boring day in the office. Just got done with lunch. How are you? ,"Damn lunch where you from?
I'm just watching som tv before I go to bed 😊"
12360,Not much. Pretty boring day in the office. Just got done with lunch. How are you? ,"Damn lunch where you from?
I'm just watching som tv before I go to bed 😊",Im from Los Angeles! How about yourself? 
12361,Anyone who wants a casual conversation?,I do,Hey. How you doing?
12362,I do,Hey. How you doing?,I'm doing pretty good yourself?
12363,What's something people wouldn't expect you to be into based of looks?,"*I am very quiet and shy, but I am into super weird music.*","You just peaked my interest, define super weird music."
12364,"*I am very quiet and shy, but I am into super weird music.*","You just peaked my interest, define super weird music.",*I don't know. I like music that has no melody and sometimes has screaming and stuff.*
12365,does anyone actually floss?,Only when toothpicks fail me :^),Do you use them in the morning or just through the day?
12366,Only when toothpicks fail me :^),Do you use them in the morning or just through the day?,Just after a meal when something is stuck usually.
12367,does anyone actually floss?,Rarely. I wished there was an easier way. Super annoying to do.,"I don't know about easier, but waterpicks I prefer using a Watterpick"
12368,Rarely. I wished there was an easier way. Super annoying to do.,"I don't know about easier, but waterpicks I prefer using a Watterpick","Hm,... seems a bit easier. Might have to look how these work and if they are worth their money."
12369,"After over three years of unemployment, I just got hired for my dream job!","best of luck, I'm going on 1.5 years now, getting very worried ",What kind of job are you looking for? 
12370,"best of luck, I'm going on 1.5 years now, getting very worried ",What kind of job are you looking for? ,management 
12371,"After over three years of unemployment, I just got hired for my dream job!",r/jobs would appreciate a cross post as many there are unemployed. ,Never done a crosspost before. Just copy paste?
12372,r/jobs would appreciate a cross post as many there are unemployed. ,Never done a crosspost before. Just copy paste?,Correct and congrats on the job!
12373,"After over three years of unemployment, I just got hired for my dream job!",Congratulations!!  That is awesome!,Thank you :)
12374,Congratulations!!  That is awesome!,Thank you :),Anytime my friend!
12375,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,I can ride a motorbike at 80Kmph.,"Eighty every hour
One by one
No more no less"
12376,I can ride a motorbike at 80Kmph.,"Eighty every hour
One by one
No more no less",Yay yes join in! 
12377,"Eighty every hour
One by one
No more no less",Yay yes join in! ,Whoops I thought of 5-3-5 while it's 5-7-5^^
12378,Yay yes join in! ,Whoops I thought of 5-3-5 while it's 5-7-5^^,"Haha it's alright, you got a mini-ku!"
12379,Yay yes join in! ,Whoops I thought of 5-3-5 while it's 5-7-5^^,"There is also 3-5-3, or the American haiku!"
12380,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,"I hate everyone and everything, especially myself.

Fun fact.","you and you and you 

all are caught in my loathing

me and me and me"
12381,"I hate everyone and everything, especially myself.

Fun fact.","you and you and you 

all are caught in my loathing

me and me and me",Eh.
12382,"you and you and you 

all are caught in my loathing

me and me and me",Eh.,"Haha, that reply sounds true to your fact! "
12383,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,I once shat under a balcony and got caught,"under the first floor,

can you hand me a towel?

a mess has been made 

"
12384,I once shat under a balcony and got caught,"under the first floor,

can you hand me a towel?

a mess has been made 

",I wiped with bush leaves but very enjoyable haiku nonetheless
12385,"under the first floor,

can you hand me a towel?

a mess has been made 

",I wiped with bush leaves but very enjoyable haiku nonetheless,"Haha thank you, very Thoreau of you!"
12386,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,"A fact about me:

I like to write haiku, too.

It's a fun pastime.","hello, a haiku 

for another haiku-ist

may we share ours"
12387,"A fact about me:

I like to write haiku, too.

It's a fun pastime.","hello, a haiku 

for another haiku-ist

may we share ours","Thanks for the haiku!

I appreciate the thought.

Good luck with the rest!"
12388,"hello, a haiku 

for another haiku-ist

may we share ours","Thanks for the haiku!

I appreciate the thought.

Good luck with the rest!","Haha thanks, feel free to join in! "
12389,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,I've tried over 30 drugs ,"curiosity,

did it really kill the cat?

why do i see cats

"
12390,I've tried over 30 drugs ,"curiosity,

did it really kill the cat?

why do i see cats

",I don't understand the reference to be honest lol 
12391,"curiosity,

did it really kill the cat?

why do i see cats

",I don't understand the reference to be honest lol ,"hallucinations
"
12392,I've tried over 30 drugs ,"curiosity,

did it really kill the cat?

why do i see cats

",This one is amazing!
12393,"curiosity,

did it really kill the cat?

why do i see cats

",This one is amazing!,Aw thank you!
12394,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,"i frequently start things, and forget to finish them.","this will be the one

burst of creativity-"
12395,"i frequently start things, and forget to finish them.","this will be the one

burst of creativity-",nicely done
12396,"this will be the one

burst of creativity-",nicely done,Thanks :) 
12397,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,"These are really nice, how long/when did you get into writing poetry?","Thank you so much! Probably since elementary school, I always liked English class. "
12398,"These are really nice, how long/when did you get into writing poetry?","Thank you so much! Probably since elementary school, I always liked English class. ",Do you write in any other poetry types (if that's what you call them) or mainly stick to haikus?
12399,"Thank you so much! Probably since elementary school, I always liked English class. ",Do you write in any other poetry types (if that's what you call them) or mainly stick to haikus?,"I do! Mostly free-verse, like e.e. cummings type stuff. "
12400,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,Im a big hockey fan and I have nothing to do now that its the offseason  ,"october until

april, pucks and sticks galore

now bored in july"
12401,Im a big hockey fan and I have nothing to do now that its the offseason  ,"october until

april, pucks and sticks galore

now bored in july",youre really good at writing these! :) 
12402,"october until

april, pucks and sticks galore

now bored in july",youre really good at writing these! :) ,Yay thank you! 
12403,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,Im a big hockey fan and I have nothing to do now that its the offseason  ,"Seasons come to end.

Miss the games of sports on ice

Feeling outta puck."
12404,Im a big hockey fan and I have nothing to do now that its the offseason  ,"Seasons come to end.

Miss the games of sports on ice

Feeling outta puck.",i got two poems for the price of one! Thanks man :)
12405,"Seasons come to end.

Miss the games of sports on ice

Feeling outta puck.",i got two poems for the price of one! Thanks man :),"You are welcome man.

Haikus are like a virus.

Start and never stop."
12406,i got two poems for the price of one! Thanks man :),"You are welcome man.

Haikus are like a virus.

Start and never stop.",My favorite virus!
12407,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,I've escaped death two times.,"&gt; Don't fear the reaper;

&gt; his scythe isn't accurate.

&gt; I've escaped two times!"
12408,I've escaped death two times.,"&gt; Don't fear the reaper;

&gt; his scythe isn't accurate.

&gt; I've escaped two times!",This one is so good! 
12409,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,I've escaped death two times.,"third times the charm but

i'd rather keep it at two

(at least for awhile)"
12410,I've escaped death two times.,"third times the charm but

i'd rather keep it at two

(at least for awhile)",This is so cool. Thanks!
12411,"third times the charm but

i'd rather keep it at two

(at least for awhile)",This is so cool. Thanks!,My pleasure! 
12412,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,"I'm really, *really* into music games!","do re me fa sol

la ti do, singing as i

go through syllables"
12413,"I'm really, *really* into music games!","do re me fa sol

la ti do, singing as i

go through syllables","Nice! If only I *could* sing, haha.. Thank you!"
12414,"do re me fa sol

la ti do, singing as i

go through syllables","Nice! If only I *could* sing, haha.. Thank you!","No problem, and maybe you can! Give it a shot."
12415,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,Raw carrots are probably my favourite food. ,"peanut butter or

ranch dressing to dip with my

crunchy orange sticks"
12416,Raw carrots are probably my favourite food. ,"peanut butter or

ranch dressing to dip with my

crunchy orange sticks",I eat them perfectly plain but I love it so much thank you!!!!
12417,"peanut butter or

ranch dressing to dip with my

crunchy orange sticks",I eat them perfectly plain but I love it so much thank you!!!!,Aww yay thanks!!
12418,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,Raw carrots are probably my favourite food. ,"&gt; Carrots are so good,
&gt; carotenodermia
&gt; doesn't bother me!"
12419,Raw carrots are probably my favourite food. ,"&gt; Carrots are so good,
&gt; carotenodermia
&gt; doesn't bother me!",no joke my feet are orange because I eat so many carrots 
12420,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,Fun fact: this is my first time to comment on Reddit!,"usually lurking 

a keyboard's adrenaline 

fun introductions"
12421,Fun fact: this is my first time to comment on Reddit!,"usually lurking 

a keyboard's adrenaline 

fun introductions",Awesome!!!! I will treasure this haiku 5ever
12422,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,I have no belly button.,"the cord was cut but

the wound healed flat and smooth on

a baby's belly"
12423,I have no belly button.,"the cord was cut but

the wound healed flat and smooth on

a baby's belly",Thank you.
12424,"the cord was cut but

the wound healed flat and smooth on

a baby's belly",Thank you.,You're welcome! :) So I'm assuming that's how you don't have one?
12425,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,I got called a sociopath a few days ago and I don't know what to think.,"lacking emotions,

insult or observation? 

where's your MD please


"
12426,I got called a sociopath a few days ago and I don't know what to think.,"lacking emotions,

insult or observation? 

where's your MD please


",That's good!
12427,"lacking emotions,

insult or observation? 

where's your MD please


",That's good!,Thanks! There must be an interesting story behind that. 
12428,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,I once ate 13 popsicles in a row,"building a house with

popsicle sticks turns a mouth

into a rainbow"
12429,I once ate 13 popsicles in a row,"building a house with

popsicle sticks turns a mouth

into a rainbow",That's beautiful. Thank you!
12430,"building a house with

popsicle sticks turns a mouth

into a rainbow",That's beautiful. Thank you!,You're welcome! 
12431,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,"I'm like Gaston levels of hetero-masculine, but I like to design and make dresses.","belle, those books are nice

but those rags? i can sew you

a garment, you'll see"
12432,"I'm like Gaston levels of hetero-masculine, but I like to design and make dresses.","belle, those books are nice

but those rags? i can sew you

a garment, you'll see",Perfection.
12433,"belle, those books are nice

but those rags? i can sew you

a garment, you'll see",Perfection.,*blush*
12434,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,I'm a diehard Stevie Nicks fan. ,"mirror in the sky

and a poster in my room

what a sweet-pitched voice "
12435,I'm a diehard Stevie Nicks fan. ,"mirror in the sky

and a poster in my room

what a sweet-pitched voice ",(I cry everytime I hear Landslide) 
12436,I'm a diehard Stevie Nicks fan. ,"mirror in the sky

and a poster in my room

what a sweet-pitched voice ",Awesome. Thank you!
12437,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,I love watching MMA while drunk and eating spaghetti. ,"spaghetti and some

meatballs, a glass of wine and

UFC tonight"
12438,I love watching MMA while drunk and eating spaghetti. ,"spaghetti and some

meatballs, a glass of wine and

UFC tonight",Haha this is awesome!
12439,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,"I'm a nerdy mathematician, but am well known for being great at backflips.","my mass in linear

motion, a flipped addition

for numbers and stunts"
12440,"I'm a nerdy mathematician, but am well known for being great at backflips.","my mass in linear

motion, a flipped addition

for numbers and stunts",I like this. 
12441,"my mass in linear

motion, a flipped addition

for numbers and stunts",I like this. ,Yay I'm glad! 
12442,I like this. ,Yay I'm glad! ,So a mathematician? That's really neat!
12443,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,*I like the rain a lot.*,"You can stand the rain
Drizzles and storms lift your storm
Super duper fly"
12444,*I like the rain a lot.*,"You can stand the rain
Drizzles and storms lift your storm
Super duper fly",*I love it.*
12445,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,I'm in love with music. ,"Audiophile
Deep passion for beats and rhymes
Thank you Spotify"
12446,I'm in love with music. ,"Audiophile
Deep passion for beats and rhymes
Thank you Spotify",haha I like it!
12447,"Audiophile
Deep passion for beats and rhymes
Thank you Spotify",haha I like it!,"Thanks!

I'm covering the poem shift for /u/LilyPrescriptonPad"
12448,haha I like it!,"Thanks!

I'm covering the poem shift for /u/LilyPrescriptonPad","Hehe thanks u/nybx4life, I fell asleep! "
12449,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,"I'm a happy wife, Mom and Nana :)","Three generations

Nana, Momma, and Wifey

The triple duty"
12450,"I'm a happy wife, Mom and Nana :)","Three generations

Nana, Momma, and Wifey

The triple duty"," :)

That's lovely - thank you!


*Nana internet hug*"
12451,"Three generations

Nana, Momma, and Wifey

The triple duty"," :)

That's lovely - thank you!


*Nana internet hug*",=)
12452,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,I'm beating depression!,"A gradual win
Defeating depression now
A daily basis"
12453,I'm beating depression!,"A gradual win
Defeating depression now
A daily basis",u/poem_for_your_sprog better watch out!
12454,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,Several people have told me I resemble an Indian Daniel Radcliffe? ,"An Indian Man
Resembles Harry Potter
With a lighting scar?"
12455,Several people have told me I resemble an Indian Daniel Radcliffe? ,"An Indian Man
Resembles Harry Potter
With a lighting scar?",Ah sadly I have no lightning scar.
12456,"An Indian Man
Resembles Harry Potter
With a lighting scar?",Ah sadly I have no lightning scar.,"Ah, that's no good.

Can't go to ComiCon like that."
12457,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,"Here's a fact for you:

I am making my haiku

much less work for you","A haiku reply
To a comment in haiku
It's haikuception?"
12458,"Here's a fact for you:

I am making my haiku

much less work for you","A haiku reply
To a comment in haiku
It's haikuception?","haiku chain goes on
the wheel will never slow
helP IT'S WAY TOO FAST"
12459,"A haiku reply
To a comment in haiku
It's haikuception?","haiku chain goes on
the wheel will never slow
helP IT'S WAY TOO FAST","I shall bring no aid

Another haiku is made

To lengthen the chain"
12460,"haiku chain goes on
the wheel will never slow
helP IT'S WAY TOO FAST","I shall bring no aid

Another haiku is made

To lengthen the chain","haikus never end

even if somebody tries

the chain never stops"
12461,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,I can talk about Marvel for ages without stopping.,"An Endless Marvel

Comics and Movies all day

It is all canon"
12462,I can talk about Marvel for ages without stopping.,"An Endless Marvel

Comics and Movies all day

It is all canon","Hell yeah! Thanks, my dude."
12463,"An Endless Marvel

Comics and Movies all day

It is all canon","Hell yeah! Thanks, my dude.","Not a problem.

I feel so bad I never finished New Vegas, now that I see your flair."
12464,"Hell yeah! Thanks, my dude.","Not a problem.

I feel so bad I never finished New Vegas, now that I see your flair.",I've not even finished all the routes. I've only ever done NCR and Independent. 
12465,"Not a problem.

I feel so bad I never finished New Vegas, now that I see your flair.",I've not even finished all the routes. I've only ever done NCR and Independent. ,"I don't think I could do Cesar's Legion.

Just that line I didn't want to cross."
12466,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,"I'm a film student...

I used to be a slacker in high school, topper in uni now 😁","a painting in frames

From your sloth births a passion

To excel in class"
12467,"I'm a film student...

I used to be a slacker in high school, topper in uni now 😁","a painting in frames

From your sloth births a passion

To excel in class","Even though you're not op, that was actually brilliant!

Thank you very much!!"
12468,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,I'm obsessed with World War 1 &amp; 2 history.,"A global conflict

Original and sequel

Fascinating tale"
12469,I'm obsessed with World War 1 &amp; 2 history.,"A global conflict

Original and sequel

Fascinating tale",So cool! I love it!
12470,"A global conflict

Original and sequel

Fascinating tale",So cool! I love it!,Thanks. Glad you liked it.
12471,Give me a fun fact about you and I'll write you a haiku!,My bunny is named bluebell,"A lagomorpha

Is it blue or has a bell?

I now have questions"
12472,My bunny is named bluebell,"A lagomorpha

Is it blue or has a bell?

I now have questions",Check my last post and find out 
12473,"All alone in the office, hit me up for a chat!",Where would you want to be if you can just be there without anyone knowing you left the office?,Home sweet home
12474,Where would you want to be if you can just be there without anyone knowing you left the office?,Home sweet home,That was too easy wasn't it? Does that mean it's almost the end of the day?
12475,Home sweet home,That was too easy wasn't it? Does that mean it's almost the end of the day?,It's not the end of the day. I just reached office a few minutes ago. 
12476,"All alone in the office, hit me up for a chat!",What's up! I'm bored too ,I'm listening to It was a good day by Ice Cube. What's up with you?
12477,What's up! I'm bored too ,I'm listening to It was a good day by Ice Cube. What's up with you?,"Such a good song! I'm eating whataburger, getting faded, and watching H3h3 "
12478,I'm listening to It was a good day by Ice Cube. What's up with you?,"Such a good song! I'm eating whataburger, getting faded, and watching H3h3 ",What's H3h3? 
12479,What's up! I'm bored too ,I'm listening to It was a good day by Ice Cube. What's up with you?,I hope you didn't have to have a breakfast without hog.
12480,I'm listening to It was a good day by Ice Cube. What's up with you?,I hope you didn't have to have a breakfast without hog.,LOL!
12481,"All alone in the office, hit me up for a chat!",Hello,"Hello! Your username looks familiar, have we met before?"
12482,Hello,"Hello! Your username looks familiar, have we met before?",Maybe we have😉😉😉😉😉
12483,"Hello! Your username looks familiar, have we met before?",Maybe we have😉😉😉😉😉,"So, What's up?"
12484,Maybe we have😉😉😉😉😉,"So, What's up?",Not much really 
12485,"So, What's up?",Not much really ,"Okay, how was your day?"
12486,Not much really ,"Okay, how was your day?",Pretty good 
12487,"Okay, how was your day?",Pretty good ,"Okay, what did you have for lunch?"
12488,Pretty good ,"Okay, what did you have for lunch?",Nothing yet.
12489,"Okay, what did you have for lunch?",Nothing yet.,"Okay, Looks like this conversation is going no where. I think we should end it?"
12490,Nothing yet.,"Okay, Looks like this conversation is going no where. I think we should end it?",Why?
12491,"Okay, Looks like this conversation is going no where. I think we should end it?",Why?,"I don't know girl, you tell me. "
12492,Why?,"I don't know girl, you tell me. ",You'll never get anywhere with talking to her.
12493,"I don't know girl, you tell me. ",You'll never get anywhere with talking to her.,Why?
12494,You'll never get anywhere with talking to her.,Why?,He is just being mean to me because I'm different that's all.
12495,Why?,He is just being mean to me because I'm different that's all.,"Who knows? 

Maybe, you really are different. "
12496,He is just being mean to me because I'm different that's all.,"Who knows? 

Maybe, you really are different. ",He is being judgemental to me but its okay I've been bullied all my life so it's nothing new.
12497,"Who knows? 

Maybe, you really are different. ",He is being judgemental to me but its okay I've been bullied all my life so it's nothing new.,I'm really sorry if you felt that way. Bullying is not at all cool. Hope you're doing okay now. 
12498,He is being judgemental to me but its okay I've been bullied all my life so it's nothing new.,I'm really sorry if you felt that way. Bullying is not at all cool. Hope you're doing okay now. ,Thank you 
12499,I'm really sorry if you felt that way. Bullying is not at all cool. Hope you're doing okay now. ,Thank you ,:)
12500,"Who knows? 

Maybe, you really are different. ",He is being judgemental to me but its okay I've been bullied all my life so it's nothing new.,That's not the situation.
12501,You'll never get anywhere with talking to her.,Why?,Forget it.  My apologies to the sub for any unpleasantness.
12502,Why?,Forget it.  My apologies to the sub for any unpleasantness.,"Dude, what even happened?"
12503,Forget it.  My apologies to the sub for any unpleasantness.,"Dude, what even happened?","Nothing, no more unpleasantness.  This isn't the sub for it."
12504,"Dude, what even happened?","Nothing, no more unpleasantness.  This isn't the sub for it.","No, it's okay. PM me!"
12505,"I don't know girl, you tell me. ",You'll never get anywhere with talking to her.,You are being very cruel and vicious to me for no reason can you please stop?
12506,"Okay, Looks like this conversation is going no where. I think we should end it?",Why?,Hey girl.
12507,Why?,Hey girl.,Good Morning 
12508,Why?,Hey girl.,Oh lol😂🤣😅😆
12509,Hey girl.,Oh lol😂🤣😅😆,"Okay, that tells me that you don't give a crap, about what I expected."
12510,What song do you listen to over and over again?,Boston by Augustana,Listening now. Good song! I've never heard of Augustana before but they sound good! 
12511,Boston by Augustana,Listening now. Good song! I've never heard of Augustana before but they sound good! ,"I recommend their songs ""Sweet and Low"" and ""Fire"" as well"
12512,What song do you listen to over and over again?,"I listen to Kendrick Lamar's album ""Good kid m.a.a.d city"" at LEAST once a week ","Definitely his best album, it has such an oldschool vibe to it. "
12513,"I listen to Kendrick Lamar's album ""Good kid m.a.a.d city"" at LEAST once a week ","Definitely his best album, it has such an oldschool vibe to it. ",TPaB tho
12514,What song do you listen to over and over again?,Absolutely in love with Xanadu by RUSH,"Ahh I love the initial buildup in Xanadu, it gets me so hyped. "
12515,Absolutely in love with Xanadu by RUSH,"Ahh I love the initial buildup in Xanadu, it gets me so hyped. ",It's so awesome isn't it :)
12516,What are some really unique video games you've played?,Life is Strange ,This game killed me.
12517,Life is Strange ,This game killed me.,Good killed or bad killed?
12518,This game killed me.,Good killed or bad killed?,Good killed. 
12519,Good killed or bad killed?,Good killed. ,Same.
12520,What are some really unique video games you've played?,Life is Strange ,Life is Strange broke me. 
12521,Life is Strange ,Life is Strange broke me. ,Good broke or bad broke?
12522,Life is Strange broke me. ,Good broke or bad broke?,Both... I think?
12523,Is anyone else not super interested in seeing fireworks in person?,"I'm 38, they aren't what they used to be. Good luck with your studies!","Thanks! I feel like it just gets cold and loud, why not just stay comfortable at home"
12524,"I'm 38, they aren't what they used to be. Good luck with your studies!","Thanks! I feel like it just gets cold and loud, why not just stay comfortable at home",Cold? Where the hell do you live??
12525,"Thanks! I feel like it just gets cold and loud, why not just stay comfortable at home",Cold? Where the hell do you live??,Up North!
12526,Cold? Where the hell do you live??,Up North!,I'm up north too but it was about 90 degrees today!
12527,Is anyone else not super interested in seeing fireworks in person?,Just the first three words for me lmao,:(
12528,Just the first three words for me lmao,:(,Wow that was quick
12529,:(,Wow that was quick,Yeah I have notifications on always
12530,What games do you like to play in summer ?,"Decided too give Mass Effect Andromeda a try, despite the criticism, not disappointed.","Oh nice,how is it ? '^'"
12531,"Decided too give Mass Effect Andromeda a try, despite the criticism, not disappointed.","Oh nice,how is it ? '^'",Reviews say it's basically a great game but not a great mass effect.
12532,What games do you like to play in summer ?,"Basketball, is there another summer activity?",Too hot on most days here in CA!
12533,"Basketball, is there another summer activity?",Too hot on most days here in CA!,"Now imagine that heat, but its year round. That's the tropics for you fml"
12534,Too hot on most days here in CA!,"Now imagine that heat, but its year round. That's the tropics for you fml",Relocation is always an option!
12535,"Now imagine that heat, but its year round. That's the tropics for you fml",Relocation is always an option!,"Soon, maybe"
12536,What songs always get you pumped?,"I don't know why, but Fear Of The Dark gets me pumped big time. And I'm not even a metalhead","One of the most epic songs to see them play live, for sure!"
12537,"I don't know why, but Fear Of The Dark gets me pumped big time. And I'm not even a metalhead","One of the most epic songs to see them play live, for sure!","One of the most epic songs, live or not, I would say"
12538,What songs always get you pumped?,Killing in the name by Rage Against The Machine ,"Sometimes I stand in my back yard yelling, ""fuck you I won't do what you tell me"""
12539,Killing in the name by Rage Against The Machine ,"Sometimes I stand in my back yard yelling, ""fuck you I won't do what you tell me""",Lmao nice 
12540,Tell me something nobody knows about you!,I sleep with stuffed animals,I can't help but find this so cute. 
12541,I sleep with stuffed animals,I can't help but find this so cute. ,"Thanks, I guess. I have 7 of them, I keep 3 on my bed and the others on my drawers."
12542,Tell me something nobody knows about you!,Sometimes I finger my butt.,"I literally have nothing to say but yeah, you might just be the most honest comment here. "
12543,Sometimes I finger my butt.,"I literally have nothing to say but yeah, you might just be the most honest comment here. ","I mean, you asked for secrets. I assumed you wanted interesting ones. "
12544,"I literally have nothing to say but yeah, you might just be the most honest comment here. ","I mean, you asked for secrets. I assumed you wanted interesting ones. ","Haha, true that. So no one knows this IRL? "
12545,"If anyone's feeling down, sad or just wants to get something out of your chest, you can always pm me",Are you.....cool? Good listeners are dope.,2kool4skool
12546,Are you.....cool? Good listeners are dope.,2kool4skool,You'd have to pay me a lot of money to go back to skool. 
12547,2kool4skool,You'd have to pay me a lot of money to go back to skool. ,wow you're 2kool4skool as well?
12548,"If anyone's feeling down, sad or just wants to get something out of your chest, you can always pm me",Life needs more people like you.,Probably not JUST like me but still thanks
12549,Life needs more people like you.,Probably not JUST like me but still thanks,I really mean it ! People that are actually listening are rare these days.
12550,Probably not JUST like me but still thanks,I really mean it ! People that are actually listening are rare these days.,:)
12551,I have 998 post karma and it bugs me. Anybody else obsessed with reaching round karma milestones?,"I only have one. Should I screenshot that?

",2!
12552,"I only have one. Should I screenshot that?

",2!,"Hey, thanks! Still learning how this all works."
12553,I have 998 post karma and it bugs me. Anybody else obsessed with reaching round karma milestones?,"I only have one. Should I screenshot that?

",Sure. Why not? Sure looks nice! So untouched. 
12554,"I only have one. Should I screenshot that?

",Sure. Why not? Sure looks nice! So untouched. ,Yes I am very new and learning.
12555,I have 998 post karma and it bugs me. Anybody else obsessed with reaching round karma milestones?,"I only have one. Should I screenshot that?

",I gave you #10!
12556,"I only have one. Should I screenshot that?

",I gave you #10!,Cheers!
12557,What is your dream job?,Hug therapist!,That sounds awesome. Can I be a cliënt?
12558,Hug therapist!,That sounds awesome. Can I be a cliënt?,definitely 
12559,That sounds awesome. Can I be a cliënt?,definitely ,"I'll come over once a week, that should do it."
12560,definitely ,"I'll come over once a week, that should do it.",You might wanna check the username first...
12561,"I'll come over once a week, that should do it.",You might wanna check the username first...,whoops
12562,You are allowed to go back in time for the sole purpose of seeing ONE concert. Who do you see?,This question is actually one of my favorite conversation starters.,And what do you say?
12563,This question is actually one of my favorite conversation starters.,And what do you say?,I usually say Nirvana. But usually get super white bread answers. Like The Beetles or Elvis.
12564,You are allowed to go back in time for the sole purpose of seeing ONE concert. Who do you see?,Kanye West yeezus tour,Kanye will tour again though. You haven't missed out on a chance to *ever* see him.
12565,Kanye West yeezus tour,Kanye will tour again though. You haven't missed out on a chance to *ever* see him.,It's not gonna be a yeezus tour tho
12566,Kanye will tour again though. You haven't missed out on a chance to *ever* see him.,It's not gonna be a yeezus tour tho,"while this is true, Kanye's *thing* is topping himself, right?"
12567,It's not gonna be a yeezus tour tho,"while this is true, Kanye's *thing* is topping himself, right?",Yes but each tour is very distinct and different so missing one is disappointing.
12568,What are you really interested in and enjoy talking about?,Books!!!! I love books.,What do you think about Into The Wild by Jon Krakauer? And what do you think about the Bible?^^
12569,Books!!!! I love books.,What do you think about Into The Wild by Jon Krakauer? And what do you think about the Bible?^^,I haven't read the first and the second isn't my kind of thing 
12570,What do you think about Into The Wild by Jon Krakauer? And what do you think about the Bible?^^,I haven't read the first and the second isn't my kind of thing ,"I would recommend them both! But as you don't like the Bible, try reading Into The Wild first!"
12571,What are you really interested in and enjoy talking about?,Technology. It's always been my hobby and I just adore talking about it!,Any type specifically?
12572,Technology. It's always been my hobby and I just adore talking about it!,Any type specifically?,Coding is something I generally like to talk about the most. :D
12573,Any type specifically?,Coding is something I generally like to talk about the most. :D,How long have you been coding?
12574,What are you really interested in and enjoy talking about?,Food! and Overwatch!,76 main here
12575,Food! and Overwatch!,76 main here,Nice! I'm a D.Va main but I do enjoy soldier. What are your thoughts on the new map?
12576,76 main here,Nice! I'm a D.Va main but I do enjoy soldier. What are your thoughts on the new map?,"I really like the moon theme, if that's what your asking :)"
12577,What are you really interested in and enjoy talking about?,"Serial Killers.

True Crime.","Green river Gary, a local where I am "
12578,"Serial Killers.

True Crime.","Green river Gary, a local where I am ",That's interesting 
12579,What are you really interested in and enjoy talking about?,"Serial Killers.

True Crime.",I used to be like that.
12580,"Serial Killers.

True Crime.",I used to be like that.,Oh okay cool 
12581,I used to be like that.,Oh okay cool ,I am sorry for being of little help.
12582,Oh okay cool ,I am sorry for being of little help.,It's okay🤗😇
12583,What are you really interested in and enjoy talking about?,Harry Potter and life.,What's your house?
12584,Harry Potter and life.,What's your house?,Hufflepuff! Badger pride. :)
12585,Am I the only one who upvotes everything here just to see what the orange floating thingies say every time?,Rip mobile users :(,Yeah I have no idea what this thread is even about.
12586,Rip mobile users :(,Yeah I have no idea what this thread is even about.,Karma
12587,Rip mobile users :(,Yeah I have no idea what this thread is even about.,Same. I should prolly use this app on desktop more often. OH WAIT IM TOO POOR TO OWN A COMPUTER
12588,Yeah I have no idea what this thread is even about.,Same. I should prolly use this app on desktop more often. OH WAIT IM TOO POOR TO OWN A COMPUTER,:(
12589,Yeah I have no idea what this thread is even about.,Same. I should prolly use this app on desktop more often. OH WAIT IM TOO POOR TO OWN A COMPUTER,And here I sit with only a computer because I'm too poor to afford a phone.
12590,Same. I should prolly use this app on desktop more often. OH WAIT IM TOO POOR TO OWN A COMPUTER,And here I sit with only a computer because I'm too poor to afford a phone.,Damn I know. I have a computer but can't afford internet right now. So I use my phone instead.
12591,Yeah I have no idea what this thread is even about.,Same. I should prolly use this app on desktop more often. OH WAIT IM TOO POOR TO OWN A COMPUTER,Chromebook? Cheaper than even cheap phones.
12592,Yeah I have no idea what this thread is even about.,Same. I should prolly use this app on desktop more often. OH WAIT IM TOO POOR TO OWN A COMPUTER,You can literally buy one used for less than $100 on eBay or Craigslist.
12593,Am I the only one who upvotes everything here just to see what the orange floating thingies say every time?,99% of the time I Reddit on mobile and those don't show up on the app,aww!! I'm sorry I didn't realize that. . . :(
12594,99% of the time I Reddit on mobile and those don't show up on the app,aww!! I'm sorry I didn't realize that. . . :(,It's ok :)
12595,aww!! I'm sorry I didn't realize that. . . :(,It's ok :),"Thanks, I needed that"
12596,It's ok :),"Thanks, I needed that","Upvoting your comment just says ""7"" for me "
12597,99% of the time I Reddit on mobile and those don't show up on the app,aww!! I'm sorry I didn't realize that. . . :(,[deleted]
12598,99% of the time I Reddit on mobile and those don't show up on the app,aww!! I'm sorry I didn't realize that. . . :(,I didn't know they existed. Now I'm tempted to open my PC to see the upvotes
12599,aww!! I'm sorry I didn't realize that. . . :(,I didn't know they existed. Now I'm tempted to open my PC to see the upvotes,do it  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
12600,99% of the time I Reddit on mobile and those don't show up on the app,aww!! I'm sorry I didn't realize that. . . :(,i thought this was some kind of get-upvote-quick scam
12601,Am I the only one who upvotes everything here just to see what the orange floating thingies say every time?,99% of the time I Reddit on mobile and those don't show up on the app,What's a Reddit?
12602,99% of the time I Reddit on mobile and those don't show up on the app,What's a Reddit?,What is life?
12603,What's a Reddit?,What is life?,Deep.
12604,What is life?,Deep.,Yes
12605,Am I the only one who upvotes everything here just to see what the orange floating thingies say every time?,99% of the time I Reddit on mobile and those don't show up on the app,"Yeah, I dunno what this means... "
12606,99% of the time I Reddit on mobile and those don't show up on the app,"Yeah, I dunno what this means... ",It's explained in some other comments
12607,Am I the only one who upvotes everything here just to see what the orange floating thingies say every time?,"I just realized this, it's pretty damn cool!",kudos to whoever made that!
12608,"I just realized this, it's pretty damn cool!",kudos to whoever made that!,Thanks i appreciate ☺
12609,Am I the only one who upvotes everything here just to see what the orange floating thingies say every time?,I... I've never seen them... 😞,u on mobile?
12610,I... I've never seen them... 😞,u on mobile?,Yep 
12611,u on mobile?,Yep ,"upvoted u, u got: ""bet it's not time to go outside yet. . ."" hahaha"
12612,Yep ,"upvoted u, u got: ""bet it's not time to go outside yet. . ."" hahaha","What did I get? 

(Hope u/caffeinatedraccon doesn't see my karma scheme)"
12613,"upvoted u, u got: ""bet it's not time to go outside yet. . ."" hahaha","What did I get? 

(Hope u/caffeinatedraccon doesn't see my karma scheme)",Sweet! What does mine say??
12614,"What did I get? 

(Hope u/caffeinatedraccon doesn't see my karma scheme)",Sweet! What does mine say??,Dude!
12615,"What did I get? 

(Hope u/caffeinatedraccon doesn't see my karma scheme)",Sweet! What does mine say??,What does mine say?
12616,Sweet! What does mine say??,What does mine say?,"yours says: ""Yer an upvoter, Harry"""
12617,"What did I get? 

(Hope u/caffeinatedraccon doesn't see my karma scheme)",Sweet! What does mine say??,"you got: ""Don't hug strangers, even if they offer candy"" ;-;"
12618,Am I the only one who upvotes everything here just to see what the orange floating thingies say every time?,nah fuck css,css is a wonderful thing! (sometimes. when not used in raining pepes and glitter backgrounds)
12619,nah fuck css,css is a wonderful thing! (sometimes. when not used in raining pepes and glitter backgrounds),*cough*/r/REEEEEE*cough*
12620,Am I the only one who upvotes everything here just to see what the orange floating thingies say every time?,"You could check the css.

r/casualconversation/about/stylesheet

Have an upvote anyway ","Thankies! You sir, are an angel. Most subreddits wouldn't show me their css :("
12621,"You could check the css.

r/casualconversation/about/stylesheet

Have an upvote anyway ","Thankies! You sir, are an angel. Most subreddits wouldn't show me their css :(","CSS is publicly available information, regardless of website."
12622,"Thankies! You sir, are an angel. Most subreddits wouldn't show me their css :(","CSS is publicly available information, regardless of website.","oops, I am too ignorant ;-;"
12623,Am I the only one who upvotes everything here just to see what the orange floating thingies say every time?,"How is everyone doing?
",Fine and dandy! yours just said that u are a princess! &lt;3
12624,"How is everyone doing?
",Fine and dandy! yours just said that u are a princess! &lt;3,"Haha !
"
12625,Am I the only one who upvotes everything here just to see what the orange floating thingies say every time?,I had no idea!,"omg urs says: ""NP, was fun making them /u/itsthesnake "" &lt;3"
12626,I had no idea!,"omg urs says: ""NP, was fun making them /u/itsthesnake "" &lt;3","Yours says ""To infinity, and beyond!""  :D"
12627,Am I the only one who upvotes everything here just to see what the orange floating thingies say every time?,"I just saw this on my front page, but when you vote from the front page, it doesn't show :(","did u upvote on /r/casual conversations then? bc urs says ""10/10 would upvote again"""
12628,"I just saw this on my front page, but when you vote from the front page, it doesn't show :(","did u upvote on /r/casual conversations then? bc urs says ""10/10 would upvote again""","shit now im on mobile.

uhhh I'll have to get back to ya"
12629,"did u upvote on /r/casual conversations then? bc urs says ""10/10 would upvote again""","shit now im on mobile.

uhhh I'll have to get back to ya",hahaha it's alright! the floaties won't leave
12630,Am I the only one who upvotes everything here just to see what the orange floating thingies say every time?,Not anymore!,"heck yeah, seems like I'm not the only person anymore "
12631,Not anymore!,"heck yeah, seems like I'm not the only person anymore ","Hahah, camaraderie through eccentricity! Yeah!"
12632,Am I the only one who upvotes everything here just to see what the orange floating thingies say every time?,Never seen Reddit on a desktop. ,"Neither have I. I don't even know what orange thingys OP is referring to.


Someone help lol."
12633,Never seen Reddit on a desktop. ,"Neither have I. I don't even know what orange thingys OP is referring to.


Someone help lol.","refer to comments above! and yours says: "" NP, was fun making them. /u/itsthesnake"
12634,Am I the only one who upvotes everything here just to see what the orange floating thingies say every time?,why isnt there anything for downvote,bc life's too short to be negative
12635,why isnt there anything for downvote,bc life's too short to be negative,negativity isn't necessarily a bad thing. 
12636,bc life's too short to be negative,negativity isn't necessarily a bad thing. ,That's positive of you
12637,There is a mouse in my apartment.,You need a cat lol.,"Cats freak me out, but mice freak me out more. 

"
12638,You need a cat lol.,"Cats freak me out, but mice freak me out more. 

","Whatever you do, by god, don't get a cat. Cats are useless."
12639,"Cats freak me out, but mice freak me out more. 

","Whatever you do, by god, don't get a cat. Cats are useless.","Your cat must be in a union, mine works as described."
12640,"Whatever you do, by god, don't get a cat. Cats are useless.","Your cat must be in a union, mine works as described.",My little bastard just chases them around and craps everywhere. 
12641,You need a cat lol.,"Cats freak me out, but mice freak me out more. 

",Do you live in New York?
12642,There is a mouse in my apartment.,Get an owl.,Hoo keeps an owl in an apartment?
12643,Get an owl.,Hoo keeps an owl in an apartment?,I don't give a hoot what anyone else does.
12644,Hoo keeps an owl in an apartment?,I don't give a hoot what anyone else does.,"Ok, owl give you that one"
12645,Hoo keeps an owl in an apartment?,I don't give a hoot what anyone else does.,"dang, you beat me to it."
12646,There is a mouse in my apartment.,Get an owl.,That might keep me awake at night. How about a hawk?
12647,Get an owl.,That might keep me awake at night. How about a hawk?,A hawk could work too.
12648,Get an owl.,That might keep me awake at night. How about a hawk?,A snake might be less demanding of your attention
12649,There is a mouse in my apartment.,I had mice in the house I lived in last year. But I also had a cat so problem solved haha. ,good investment 
12650,I had mice in the house I lived in last year. But I also had a cat so problem solved haha. ,good investment ,she's the best pest control I could have
12651,There is a mouse in my apartment.,Don't hurt it.,"I don't want to, but I can't catch it otherwise. "
12652,Don't hurt it.,"I don't want to, but I can't catch it otherwise. ",There are humane traps - you could capture it and release it in a field somewhere.
12653,"People who don't like alcohol, what is your favorite drink?","I like alcohol, but I'd still choose a diet dr pepper over a beer  most days.","They only sell regular Dr Pepper in my country, is the diet version different?"
12654,"I like alcohol, but I'd still choose a diet dr pepper over a beer  most days.","They only sell regular Dr Pepper in my country, is the diet version different?","Tastes similar to me, just doesn't have sugar
"
12655,"People who don't like alcohol, what is your favorite drink?","I like alcohol, but I'd still choose a diet dr pepper over a beer  most days.",You know now it tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper right? :D
12656,"I like alcohol, but I'd still choose a diet dr pepper over a beer  most days.",You know now it tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper right? :D,I will fight you
12657,You know now it tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper right? :D,I will fight you,DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME!
12658,I will fight you,DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME!,DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
12659,DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME!,DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE,BUT YOUR LIFE WILL BE BETTER IF I DO SO.
12660,"People who don't like alcohol, what is your favorite drink?","&gt;If it wasn't so unhealthy I would drink it all the time.

TIL apple juice is unhealthy.","Well it's mostly the sugar, basically drinking apple juice is just as bad as drinking soda."
12661,"&gt;If it wasn't so unhealthy I would drink it all the time.

TIL apple juice is unhealthy.","Well it's mostly the sugar, basically drinking apple juice is just as bad as drinking soda.","Damn, I don't drink anything else besides apple juice and orange juice."
12662,How was your day today?,"Binge-watched Grey's Anatomy all day, then ate pasta =)","I have yet to see that show, is it worth a watch? Also pasta sounds soo good."
12663,"Binge-watched Grey's Anatomy all day, then ate pasta =)","I have yet to see that show, is it worth a watch? Also pasta sounds soo good.","It's actually really really good, I'm only on season 2 but it's great"
12664,"I have yet to see that show, is it worth a watch? Also pasta sounds soo good.","It's actually really really good, I'm only on season 2 but it's great",Hmm maybe I'll give it a chance.
12665,"It's actually really really good, I'm only on season 2 but it's great",Hmm maybe I'll give it a chance.,You should! I'd definitely recommend 
12666,How was your day today?,"Visited my grandparents, went swimming, listened to music, and watched TV. Pretty good.",Aww how old are your grandparents? Are you close with them?
12667,"Visited my grandparents, went swimming, listened to music, and watched TV. Pretty good.",Aww how old are your grandparents? Are you close with them?,Somewhere in their 70s. I'm kind of close with them.
12668,Aww how old are your grandparents? Are you close with them?,Somewhere in their 70s. I'm kind of close with them.,Aw thats cool. Did you enjoy spending time with them?
12669,How was your day today?,It's my birthday. I slept most of the day and ate a lot of Twizzlers,Happy belated birthday 😉
12670,It's my birthday. I slept most of the day and ate a lot of Twizzlers,Happy belated birthday 😉,Thanks!
12671,How was your day today?,I had a Sushi/pool party today.,Sounds like a lot of fun! Did you enjoy yourself?
12672,I had a Sushi/pool party today.,Sounds like a lot of fun! Did you enjoy yourself?,I did. I even made some Sushi.
12673,Sounds like a lot of fun! Did you enjoy yourself?,I did. I even made some Sushi.,Cool! I'm glad you had fun!
12674,I did. I even made some Sushi.,Cool! I'm glad you had fun!,Thank you. It was really hot that day.
12675,How was your day today?,I feel awful.,Aw why? 
12676,I feel awful.,Aw why? ,I'm not sure I can put it in words well. 
12677,Today I had crunchy peanut butter for the first time ever and for the first time in PB&amp;J,No one is bringing up refrigerate or not refrigerate?,Is that a thing? Do people refrigerate peanut butter? 
12678,No one is bringing up refrigerate or not refrigerate?,Is that a thing? Do people refrigerate peanut butter? ,"It is!  I much prefer my PB cold.  Admittedly, it's harder to spread, but it's much better."
12679,Today I had crunchy peanut butter for the first time ever and for the first time in PB&amp;J,Now... Try adding a slice of cheese. :D,"That...sounds interesting. PB&amp;J and cheese, or just peanut butter and cheese?"
12680,Now... Try adding a slice of cheese. :D,"That...sounds interesting. PB&amp;J and cheese, or just peanut butter and cheese?",Pb&amp;J&amp;Cheese! Regular sandwich for me :)
12681,"That...sounds interesting. PB&amp;J and cheese, or just peanut butter and cheese?",Pb&amp;J&amp;Cheese! Regular sandwich for me :),I gotta try that
12682,It kinda sucks seeing a front page post that you would have loved to be a part of when it was still more alive.,Be the post you want to see in the world.  ,That's good advice 
12683,Be the post you want to see in the world.  ,That's good advice ,"It's too bad 99% of posts never get any visibility.

"
12684,It kinda sucks seeing a front page post that you would have loved to be a part of when it was still more alive.,That's why I only browse /new.  I don't even look at the front page.,i browse top of the past hour
12685,That's why I only browse /new.  I don't even look at the front page.,i browse top of the past hour,530am and its ALL the_D posts :(
12686,i browse top of the past hour,530am and its ALL the_D posts :(,Filter that shit boi
12687,530am and its ALL the_D posts :(,Filter that shit boi,Oh true!
12688,Anyone just wanna shoot the shit?,"I usually just flush it, but okay.",Gotta take things so literal :p
12689,"I usually just flush it, but okay.",Gotta take things so literal :p,Well what do you want to talk about?
12690,Gotta take things so literal :p,Well what do you want to talk about?,Anything! What have you done today?
12691,Anyone just wanna shoot the shit?,I got stoned and made a cake today,What kind of cake?
12692,I got stoned and made a cake today,What kind of cake?,Chocolate cake 
12693,What kind of cake?,Chocolate cake ,Hell ya!
12694,lets talk personality types!!,I fight for the Horde! ,Lok'tar Ogar! 
12695,I fight for the Horde! ,Lok'tar Ogar! ,Aka'magosh my friend! 
12696,lets talk personality types!!,I'm an INFJ and a Hufflepuff. Go badgers!,"you're the second infj Hufflepuff, which is funny bc I kinda assumed huffs to be extroverts"
12697,I'm an INFJ and a Hufflepuff. Go badgers!,"you're the second infj Hufflepuff, which is funny bc I kinda assumed huffs to be extroverts",Really? I think of Hufflepuffs to be more introverted. That's interesting. 
12698,lets talk personality types!!,I'm an INFJ and a Hufflepuff. Go badgers!,Yay! A fellow Hufflepuff!
12699,I'm an INFJ and a Hufflepuff. Go badgers!,Yay! A fellow Hufflepuff!,Hufflepuff's Unite!!! 
12700,I'm an INFJ and a Hufflepuff. Go badgers!,Yay! A fellow Hufflepuff!,Badger pride! 
12701,lets talk personality types!!,"ENFP, Hufflepuff, House Tyrell, Aires/Taurus Cusp which is a crazy cusp to be on.","omg I can imagine

but yo, I'm an ENFP toooo"
12702,"ENFP, Hufflepuff, House Tyrell, Aires/Taurus Cusp which is a crazy cusp to be on.","omg I can imagine

but yo, I'm an ENFP toooo","Hello fellow annoying human!! (Isn't that how we are typically described as, as annoying?)"
12703,"omg I can imagine

but yo, I'm an ENFP toooo","Hello fellow annoying human!! (Isn't that how we are typically described as, as annoying?)","lmfao yeah, like giant puppy dogs"
12704,lets talk personality types!!,"INTP, true neutral, Gryffindor, Tyrell, Divergent, and Gemini!","an introverted gryffindor, not what one would expect 😂😂"
12705,"INTP, true neutral, Gryffindor, Tyrell, Divergent, and Gemini!","an introverted gryffindor, not what one would expect 😂😂",I know right? I don't understand it either 
12706,Does anyone else get happy when they see they've got a new reply?,Yep. It's especially fun when it's someone insulting me for a comment I made. ,That was a stupid comment ^^^^^^ ;)
12707,Yep. It's especially fun when it's someone insulting me for a comment I made. ,That was a stupid comment ^^^^^^ ;),Ahh 
12708,Does anyone else get happy when they see they've got a new reply?,"Sort of. Normally I think to myself ""Oh shit. What'd I say now?""",SAME. I'm usually pretty cynical so I tend to think that exact phrase.
12709,"Sort of. Normally I think to myself ""Oh shit. What'd I say now?""",SAME. I'm usually pretty cynical so I tend to think that exact phrase.,Made you look ;)
12710,SAME. I'm usually pretty cynical so I tend to think that exact phrase.,Made you look ;),DAMN IT! You got me. :P
12711,Does anyone else get happy when they see they've got a new reply?,":)) 

(just so you get a reply)",Thanks :)))
12712,":)) 

(just so you get a reply)",Thanks :))),You're welcome :))))
12713,What song is currently stuck in your head?,I GET THOSE GOOSEBUMPS EVERY TIME,Lmao bruh you're in every thread talking up la flame. 
12714,I GET THOSE GOOSEBUMPS EVERY TIME,Lmao bruh you're in every thread talking up la flame. ,HE IS P H E N O M E N A L AND MUST BE APPRECIATED
12715,What music genre do you listen to?,"Midwest emo, math rock, and lo-fi acoustic mainly",You going to ATG this year?
12716,"Midwest emo, math rock, and lo-fi acoustic mainly",You going to ATG this year?,What's ATG?
12717,Does anybody else get sad when people don't reply to your awesome comments??,What makes me even more sad is when I don't even get one single upvote.,"*Yes, that also.*"
12718,What makes me even more sad is when I don't even get one single upvote.,"*Yes, that also.*",You invest effort into it and nobody values it :(
12719,"*Yes, that also.*",You invest effort into it and nobody values it :(,Where's the cheer up kitten bot? You used a :(.
12720,You invest effort into it and nobody values it :(,Where's the cheer up kitten bot? You used a :(.,:(
12721,Where's the cheer up kitten bot? You used a :(.,:(,Right? 
12722,"*Yes, that also.*",You invest effort into it and nobody values it :(,"Currently, my most upvoted comment of all time I believe is THE BEST"
12723,What makes me even more sad is when I don't even get one single upvote.,"*Yes, that also.*",Why do you do everything in italics? Just like the way it looks?
12724,Does anybody else get sad when people don't reply to your awesome comments??,What makes me even more sad is when I don't even get one single upvote.,Have an upvote! 
12725,What makes me even more sad is when I don't even get one single upvote.,Have an upvote! ,You too!
12726,Does anybody else get sad when people don't reply to your awesome comments??,"What the hell, y'all are some sensitive Sallies.",There's nothing wrong with being sensitive.
12727,"What the hell, y'all are some sensitive Sallies.",There's nothing wrong with being sensitive.,Everything is wrong with this post.
12728,Does anybody else get sad when people don't reply to your awesome comments??,Why do you italicise everything?,*I like italics.*
12729,Why do you italicise everything?,*I like italics.*,Fair enough. Chilling.
12730,Does anybody else get sad when people don't reply to your awesome comments??,And when you get the most upvotes and gold for the dumbest comment ever.,"*Yea. I just got gold today, btw...*"
12731,And when you get the most upvotes and gold for the dumbest comment ever.,"*Yea. I just got gold today, btw...*",You did now 😊
12732,"*Yea. I just got gold today, btw...*",You did now 😊,"*Thanks a lot, but I also got gilded earlier today :)*"
12733,My conspiracy theorist mother just argued against math.,"Never argue with a drunk, a fool, or a conspiracy theorist.

",Or a Sicilian.
12734,"Never argue with a drunk, a fool, or a conspiracy theorist.

",Or a Sicilian.,Haha. Sicilian's count as both drunks and fools?
12735,"Never argue with a drunk, a fool, or a conspiracy theorist.

",Or a Sicilian.,Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
12736,Or a Sicilian.,Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!,Inconceivable!
12737,My conspiracy theorist mother just argued against math.,"Never argue with a drunk, a fool, or a conspiracy theorist.

","And very old persons, the mentally  ill or a toddler."
12738,"Never argue with a drunk, a fool, or a conspiracy theorist.

","And very old persons, the mentally  ill or a toddler.","Usually go under the ""Fool"" label."
12739,My conspiracy theorist mother just argued against math.,It's not science if they're covering up the numbers.,"1+1=2
The number after 2 is 3
2 and 3 together is 23
**23**

Halflife 3 confirmed."
12740,It's not science if they're covering up the numbers.,"1+1=2
The number after 2 is 3
2 and 3 together is 23
**23**

Halflife 3 confirmed.",2+2=5
12741,"1+1=2
The number after 2 is 3
2 and 3 together is 23
**23**

Halflife 3 confirmed.",2+2=5,"&gt; 5

**They're poisoning the water, putting chemicals in it to turn the frogs gay!**"
12742,2+2=5,"&gt; 5

**They're poisoning the water, putting chemicals in it to turn the frogs gay!**","*rolls d20*

What does a 17 get me?"
12743,"&gt; 5

**They're poisoning the water, putting chemicals in it to turn the frogs gay!**","*rolls d20*

What does a 17 get me?",US-Canada relationships destroying the economy. 
12744,"&gt; 5

**They're poisoning the water, putting chemicals in it to turn the frogs gay!**","*rolls d20*

What does a 17 get me?",I private dance from Alex Jones.
12745,"*rolls d20*

What does a 17 get me?",I private dance from Alex Jones.,That is not a 1
12746,My conspiracy theorist mother just argued against math., I have know someone who bought into that mermaid documentary a few years ago. She's an adult.,The aquatic ape hypothesis.
12747, I have know someone who bought into that mermaid documentary a few years ago. She's an adult.,The aquatic ape hypothesis.,I think she said something about the government killing/hiding them.
12748,My conspiracy theorist mother just argued against math.,More stories!,"I was almost locked in a ""shelter"" for 18 days when Comet Elenin came through."
12749,More stories!,"I was almost locked in a ""shelter"" for 18 days when Comet Elenin came through.","Jesus Christ man, that's rough. What changed her mind?"
12750,Tell me something cool about a family member of yours.,I have a cousin that works for Disney.,Nice! Do you know what they do there?
12751,I have a cousin that works for Disney.,Nice! Do you know what they do there?,He's an orchestrator/composer.
12752,Nice! Do you know what they do there?,He's an orchestrator/composer.,That's awesome. 
12753,He's an orchestrator/composer.,That's awesome. ,You've probably seen a lot of the movies he's worked on lol
12754,I start working at a slaughterhouse tomorrow and it's messing with me,"Remember, you can't spell slaughter without laughter.",Dude...
12755,"Remember, you can't spell slaughter without laughter.",Dude...,Really changes how I feel about the Laughing Cow cheese brand. 
12756,I'm finding myself wishing I had a sibling.,"I have 3 brothers, you can take them, I won't mind. ",One sounds good for a start!
12757,"I have 3 brothers, you can take them, I won't mind. ",One sounds good for a start!,"You can take mine too, if you want!! "
12758,What's going really well for you right now?,I got my first bit of familial support in years this morning...,Hope you start to get some more often!
12759,I got my first bit of familial support in years this morning...,Hope you start to get some more often!,🤔
12760,What's going really well for you right now?,I have one more mortgage payment until my house is paid. So that!,Congratulations!
12761,I have one more mortgage payment until my house is paid. So that!,Congratulations!,Thank you!
12762,What's going really well for you right now?,I did really well on the ACT and the college search is suddenly manageable ,Awesome! Congrats! What do you hope to study?
12763,I did really well on the ACT and the college search is suddenly manageable ,Awesome! Congrats! What do you hope to study?,I'm looking to major in Biological sciences and possibly PreMed
12764,I turn 16 in 10 minutes and I feel pathetic,Just turned 16 in the past week and tbh I felt the same haha,"happy late birthday, if what most of these kind redditors are saying is true, it will get better"
12765,Just turned 16 in the past week and tbh I felt the same haha,"happy late birthday, if what most of these kind redditors are saying is true, it will get better",You too :)
12766,What's your motto for dealing with life?,"""Don't attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity.""","Very true, a lot of the time people do wrong because they aren't thinking about their actions."
12767,"""Don't attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity.""","Very true, a lot of the time people do wrong because they aren't thinking about their actions.","Very few people are intentionally mean or evil.  

People are, however, very stupid. "
12768,"Very true, a lot of the time people do wrong because they aren't thinking about their actions.","Very few people are intentionally mean or evil.  

People are, however, very stupid. ","Oh god, I think you might be right there :P"
12769,What's your motto for dealing with life?,"""Don't attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity.""","I'm a fan of Occam's. ""All things being equal, the simplest solution tends to be the best one."""
12770,"""Don't attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity.""","I'm a fan of Occam's. ""All things being equal, the simplest solution tends to be the best one.""","Occam's razor: It slices, it dices, it removes superfluous deities!"
12771,"I'm a fan of Occam's. ""All things being equal, the simplest solution tends to be the best one.""","Occam's razor: It slices, it dices, it removes superfluous deities!",And guacamole!
12772,"Occam's razor: It slices, it dices, it removes superfluous deities!",And guacamole!,Gross.  
12773,I deleted my Facebook account.,"I wish I could, but because of my job, I can't.",What do you do?
12774,"I wish I could, but because of my job, I can't.",What do you do?,"Web design, graphic design and advertising"
12775,I deleted my Facebook account.,"Just use Messenger and never go to the app, why make your life complicated? ",Nobody ever messaged me through there. 
12776,"Just use Messenger and never go to the app, why make your life complicated? ",Nobody ever messaged me through there. ,Ah. I see then
12777,What're you up to?,"Playing Dungeons and Dragons with some friends. 
",Always upvote D&amp;D. Are you DMing or just playing?
12778,"Playing Dungeons and Dragons with some friends. 
",Always upvote D&amp;D. Are you DMing or just playing?,Last night just playing.  Our friends converted 2nd edition spelljammer to 5th edition.  
12779,Always upvote D&amp;D. Are you DMing or just playing?,Last night just playing.  Our friends converted 2nd edition spelljammer to 5th edition.  ,Niiice. Have fun playing!
12780,What're you up to?,*Listening to Joy Division and writing a poem while browsing Reddit.*,That all sounds very peaceful 😊 enjoy!
12781,*Listening to Joy Division and writing a poem while browsing Reddit.*,That all sounds very peaceful 😊 enjoy!,"*Yea, I will.*"
12782,"Brag about yourself. Something you did and nobody saw, a personal achievement, a victory, anything. Brag.",Finally got to level 110 on WoW.,Cool. What class?
12783,Finally got to level 110 on WoW.,Cool. What class?,Warlock.
12784,Cool. What class?,Warlock.,"Ah, I still need to level mine. I haven't touched her since I got the artifact."
12785,"Brag about yourself. Something you did and nobody saw, a personal achievement, a victory, anything. Brag.",I got a short story published in an anthology. I'm on the honor roll again! ,anthology? what's that 
12786,I got a short story published in an anthology. I'm on the honor roll again! ,anthology? what's that ,Collection of short stories in one bound volume 
12787,anthology? what's that ,Collection of short stories in one bound volume ,"ah, thats awesome. Congrats!"
12788,"Brag about yourself. Something you did and nobody saw, a personal achievement, a victory, anything. Brag.",I've lost 48 lb (22 kg) so far this year!,"Out fucking standing!


What was your Method? "
12789,I've lost 48 lb (22 kg) so far this year!,"Out fucking standing!


What was your Method? ",My method so far has been low carb + a bit of a calorie deficit.
12790,"Brag about yourself. Something you did and nobody saw, a personal achievement, a victory, anything. Brag.","I'd prefer not to.  You see, I'm a very humble dude.",I got that joke.
12791,"I'd prefer not to.  You see, I'm a very humble dude.",I got that joke.,"I, two, got that joke."
12792,"Brag about yourself. Something you did and nobody saw, a personal achievement, a victory, anything. Brag.",I got hit by a car.,"Well, payday should be right around the corner then"
12793,I got hit by a car.,"Well, payday should be right around the corner then","This was a while ago, and I wan uninjured."
12794,What are your thoughts on psychics / tarot.,Up to individual interpretation,How do you mean? 
12795,Up to individual interpretation,How do you mean? ,"Some people believe in it. Some people don't.

It's subjective."
12796,How do you mean? ,"Some people believe in it. Some people don't.

It's subjective.",Yes I know that but I asked what are your personal beliefs. 
12797,"Some people believe in it. Some people don't.

It's subjective.",Yes I know that but I asked what are your personal beliefs. ,No opinion. It could be hocus pocus or it could something real.
12798,Yes I know that but I asked what are your personal beliefs. ,No opinion. It could be hocus pocus or it could something real.,So would you ever try it then seeing as though you don't have an opinion? 
12799,What are your thoughts on psychics / tarot.,They know you're talking about them! Run,"I probably should shouldn't I? I already have bad ""luck"" so I'm not gonna waste my energy. "
12800,They know you're talking about them! Run,"I probably should shouldn't I? I already have bad ""luck"" so I'm not gonna waste my energy. ",Lol. Well when you put it like that then keep at it. you already have bad luck.
12801,"My boyfriend is a gamer and when I met him I totally was not. He taught me to play Overwatch, and now when he's at work I'll play it and get him a loot box or two. What other weird but nice things do you do for people, or do people do you for?","I proofread my wife's Harry Potter fan fiction, because love.",Is any of it dirty?
12802,"I proofread my wife's Harry Potter fan fiction, because love.",Is any of it dirty?,Yes.
12803,Is any of it dirty?,Yes.,Vanilla or weird?
12804,Yes.,Vanilla or weird?,That's a matter of opinion. 
12805,Is anyone else surprised to hear that Germany is just now voting on same sex marriage?,It's quite pathetic that something like this needs to be legalized in the first place.,Legalize everything!
12806,It's quite pathetic that something like this needs to be legalized in the first place.,Legalize everything!,The Purge ^
12807,Finally moving out of the south :D,God damn I hate you 😐,"my car seats 5, you're welcome to tag along :)"
12808,God damn I hate you 😐,"my car seats 5, you're welcome to tag along :)",Where are we going?
12809,"my car seats 5, you're welcome to tag along :)",Where are we going?,"Worcester, Massachusetts "
12810,Where are we going?,"Worcester, Massachusetts ",Get you some snow tires!
12811,"Worcester, Massachusetts ",Get you some snow tires!,That's on my list of a thousand things to do for the move haha 
12812,Finally moving out of the south :D,There might be a wegmans though. That would be worth the move. ,What is wegmans?
12813,There might be a wegmans though. That would be worth the move. ,What is wegmans?,The most amazing grocery store ever
12814,What is wegmans?,The most amazing grocery store ever,Lol ok. Why is it so amazing?
12815,"So, 2017 is like half over! List your accomplishments, challenges, experiences so far.","Nothing. Didn't get better at school, didn't make new friends, didn't keep going to the gym. ","Well, tomorrow brings new opportunities!"
12816,"Nothing. Didn't get better at school, didn't make new friends, didn't keep going to the gym. ","Well, tomorrow brings new opportunities!",I tried but am not very good at it :(. I'll keep trying though.
12817,"So, 2017 is like half over! List your accomplishments, challenges, experiences so far.","Nothing. Didn't get better at school, didn't make new friends, didn't keep going to the gym. ",I feel you on the gym thing.
12818,"Nothing. Didn't get better at school, didn't make new friends, didn't keep going to the gym. ",I feel you on the gym thing.,It's boring alone :s
12819,"So, 2017 is like half over! List your accomplishments, challenges, experiences so far.",I finished my first year of college and I made it on my college's Dean's List. ,"Hey, congrats! Any plans to celebrate?"
12820,I finished my first year of college and I made it on my college's Dean's List. ,"Hey, congrats! Any plans to celebrate?","Not really. I've supposed to get a certificate for it, at some point. "
12821,"Hey, congrats! Any plans to celebrate?","Not really. I've supposed to get a certificate for it, at some point. ","Oh, I'd be treating myself to a favorite meal or dessert. For a job well done!"
12822,I've just realised I love birds. What's your favourite bird???????,The angry ones,Seagulls then? ;)
12823,The angry ones,Seagulls then? ;),"No no. The red, blue, yellow, black ones. They are bad with pigs"
12824,Seagulls then? ;),"No no. The red, blue, yellow, black ones. They are bad with pigs",Meme
12825,I've just realised I love birds. What's your favourite bird???????,Almost forgot....The Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage.,They make me pine for the fjords.
12826,Almost forgot....The Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage.,They make me pine for the fjords.,What kind of talk is that?
12827,I've just realised I love birds. What's your favourite bird???????,I'll give you three guesses.,"Duck, penguin, archaeoptryx. "
12828,I'll give you three guesses.,"Duck, penguin, archaeoptryx. ",You guessed it! Archaeoptryx. Majestic creatures.
12829,"Duck, penguin, archaeoptryx. ",You guessed it! Archaeoptryx. Majestic creatures.,Ark? lol
12830,I've just realised I love birds. What's your favourite bird???????,Marshall eagle.,Bro
12831,Marshall eagle.,Bro,What?
12832,Why does broccoli get so much hate?,Might be because it tastes like crap but maybe that's just me,Only raw broccoli does
12833,Might be because it tastes like crap but maybe that's just me,Only raw broccoli does,Not to me 
12834,Why does broccoli get so much hate?,Broccoli is my favourite vegetable! Who doesn't like broccoli. ,A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF PEOPLE
12835,Broccoli is my favourite vegetable! Who doesn't like broccoli. ,A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF PEOPLE,They're fucking wrong! 
12836,Im very bored and have nobody to talk to. Im open to any conversation you feel like having!,What's on top of your most-played-list?,"Are you talking about music, movies, video games, etc?"
12837,What's on top of your most-played-list?,"Are you talking about music, movies, video games, etc?",Haha. Whatever! I'm just as bored and looking for someone to chat with.
12838,Im very bored and have nobody to talk to. Im open to any conversation you feel like having!,Hi.😀😊☺🤗😇🙌👍,Hi! Haha
12839,Hi.😀😊☺🤗😇🙌👍,Hi! Haha,How are you doing today? 
12840,Hi! Haha,How are you doing today? ,Im doing well! Still bored overall but its not bad really. Yourself?
12841,How are you doing today? ,Im doing well! Still bored overall but its not bad really. Yourself?,I'm great and happy😀😊☺🙌👍
12842,Im doing well! Still bored overall but its not bad really. Yourself?,I'm great and happy😀😊☺🙌👍,Glad to hear it! :)
12843,I'm great and happy😀😊☺🙌👍,Glad to hear it! :),🤗😇
12844,What are you good At?,Im good at redditing,I consider you a professional Redditor.
12845,Im good at redditing,I consider you a professional Redditor.,"Thanks, I think."
12846,I consider you a professional Redditor.,"Thanks, I think.",You're welcome. I love making people feel great.
12847,What are you good At?,"It's not for everyone, but you bowl! :)",Bowling is one of the few sports that indeed is for everyone!  
12848,"It's not for everyone, but you bowl! :)",Bowling is one of the few sports that indeed is for everyone!  ,Yes :)
12849,What's your favourite chocolate/candy bar?,"Always hard pressed to turn down a Bounty (UK, not sure if they are international)","We have them here in Canada I believe. The coconut one, right?"
12850,"Always hard pressed to turn down a Bounty (UK, not sure if they are international)","We have them here in Canada I believe. The coconut one, right?",That's the one!
12851,What's your favourite chocolate/candy bar?,Twix,Left or right?
12852,Twix,Left or right?,I  usually only eat the fun size twix. I don't know which factory they are made from.
12853,Left or right?,I  usually only eat the fun size twix. I don't know which factory they are made from.,Do you eat the biscuit from the bottom first or am I a weirdo for doing that
12854,I  usually only eat the fun size twix. I don't know which factory they are made from.,Do you eat the biscuit from the bottom first or am I a weirdo for doing that,"No, but I wouldn't say you're a weirdo."
12855,What's your favourite chocolate/candy bar?,"Twix.

Cookies N Cream Hershey Bar.

Butterfinger.

Milkey Way.

Kit Kat.

Three Musketeers.

","Yes cookies n cream Hershey bars are the freaking best, I gotta go buy one now."
12856,"Twix.

Cookies N Cream Hershey Bar.

Butterfinger.

Milkey Way.

Kit Kat.

Three Musketeers.

","Yes cookies n cream Hershey bars are the freaking best, I gotta go buy one now.",Me too
12857,"Yes cookies n cream Hershey bars are the freaking best, I gotta go buy one now.",Me too,"Good luck, and enjoy your bar. I'm already on my way to get one."
12858,Me too,"Good luck, and enjoy your bar. I'm already on my way to get one.",Thank you 
12859,What's your favourite chocolate/candy bar?,Original Ritter Sport.,Hmm never heard of it
12860,Original Ritter Sport.,Hmm never heard of it,It's German. They have it at Wal-Mart and Target here.
12861,Hmm never heard of it,It's German. They have it at Wal-Mart and Target here.,Oh interesting!
12862,What's your favorite type of weather?,Chilly Fall,It's seriously the best. Like late October-mid November is the perfect temperature. 
12863,Chilly Fall,It's seriously the best. Like late October-mid November is the perfect temperature. ,If only it was like that where I live. Now 3/4 of the year is summer. :l
12864,It's seriously the best. Like late October-mid November is the perfect temperature. ,If only it was like that where I live. Now 3/4 of the year is summer. :l,"&gt; Now 3/4 of the year is summer. :l

Summer is the *worst*."
12865,If only it was like that where I live. Now 3/4 of the year is summer. :l,"&gt; Now 3/4 of the year is summer. :l

Summer is the *worst*.",It is. It is evil. ._.
12866,What's your favorite type of weather?,Summertime. ,Perfect time to be outside!
12867,Summertime. ,Perfect time to be outside!,Especially at night.
12868,"If you ever have Russian guests, give them fruit,","As a half Ruski, can confim that fruits are delicious af.",Trade you some fruit for some vodka.
12869,"As a half Ruski, can confim that fruits are delicious af.",Trade you some fruit for some vodka.,I think he only has half-vodka.
12870,"As a half Ruski, can confim that fruits are delicious af.",Trade you some fruit for some vodka.,As long as you don't expect me to waste the fruit on making the vodka. Potatoes for you.
12871,"As a half Ruski, can confim that fruits are delicious af.",Trade you some fruit for some vodka.,You could just turn the fruit into vodka.
12872,Trade you some fruit for some vodka.,You could just turn the fruit into vodka.,Potato not fruit.
12873,You could just turn the fruit into vodka.,Potato not fruit.,Vodka is just pure ethanol mixed with water. doesn't matter where it comes from.
12874,"As a half Ruski, can confim that fruits are delicious af.",Trade you some fruit for some vodka.,Niet.
12875,"If you ever have Russian guests, give them fruit,","As a half Ruski, can confim that fruits are delicious af.",Another great snack for Russians: sunflower seeds
12876,"As a half Ruski, can confim that fruits are delicious af.",Another great snack for Russians: sunflower seeds,Can confirm. My mom used to eat them by the bag
12877,"If you ever have Russian guests, give them fruit,","&gt;basically inaccessible to the general population

*accesible*",There are no spelling or grammar errors in the phrase you quoted.
12878,"&gt;basically inaccessible to the general population

*accesible*",There are no spelling or grammar errors in the phrase you quoted.,Oh gosh! I read basically as barely. Sorry. My bad.
12879,There are no spelling or grammar errors in the phrase you quoted.,Oh gosh! I read basically as barely. Sorry. My bad.,"*Sometimes, the real error is inside us*"
12880,Oh gosh! I read basically as barely. Sorry. My bad.,"*Sometimes, the real error is inside us*","&gt;the real error is inside us

*imaginary*"
12881,"&gt;basically inaccessible to the general population

*accesible*",There are no spelling or grammar errors in the phrase you quoted.,Thought I needed glasses. 
12882,"If you ever have Russian guests, give them fruit,",Russian guests are always a good time. Australians too.,What about them makes them enjoyable?
12883,Russian guests are always a good time. Australians too.,What about them makes them enjoyable?,Old mate enjoys a drink.
12884,Russian guests are always a good time. Australians too.,What about them makes them enjoyable?,They're general attitude to bring on vacation and getting the most out of their time.
12885,"wow, thursday. so um.. questions?","Well, the #4 comes to me as a euphemism. Is it intended to be one?",nope. why'd you think it was a euphemism?
12886,"Well, the #4 comes to me as a euphemism. Is it intended to be one?",nope. why'd you think it was a euphemism?,Idk. I just think so.
12887,What would you like to tell everyone?,Life doesn't always go according to plan,You had some kind of plan? Sounds like your doing alright! 
12888,Life doesn't always go according to plan,You had some kind of plan? Sounds like your doing alright! ,"It gets way more confusing after ""get a degree"" though"
12889,You had some kind of plan? Sounds like your doing alright! ,"It gets way more confusing after ""get a degree"" though",Ah I seem to have missed a step! Damm! 
12890,"It gets way more confusing after ""get a degree"" though",Ah I seem to have missed a step! Damm! ,"you can always replace ""get a degree"" with ""don't work retail/fast food the rest of your life"""
12891,What would you like to tell everyone?,NEVER STOP ASKING,WHY?
12892,NEVER STOP ASKING,WHY?,TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE AFRAID OF QUESTIONS (also I see what you did there)
12893,WHY?,TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE AFRAID OF QUESTIONS (also I see what you did there),WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHY ARE WE SCREAMING? WHY FISHES ARE SO CUTE?
12894,What would you like to tell everyone?,"I'm a very sweet, kind, caring, inquisitive, honest, and non judgemental person ","I don't know, everyone can say that but... CAN YOU PROVE IT?"
12895,"I'm a very sweet, kind, caring, inquisitive, honest, and non judgemental person ","I don't know, everyone can say that but... CAN YOU PROVE IT?",😀😊☺🤗😇
12896,"I don't know, everyone can say that but... CAN YOU PROVE IT?",😀😊☺🤗😇,Kindness: Comfirmed.
12897,Two Lies and a Truth,"* I've worked in the porn industry 

* I've done LSD

* I've gone bungee jumping",third?
12898,"* I've worked in the porn industry 

* I've done LSD

* I've gone bungee jumping",third?,^Nope!
12899,third?,^Nope!,How about the second one?
12900,^Nope!,How about the second one?,^(Nnnnnope :P)
12901,How about the second one?,^(Nnnnnope :P),( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
12902,Two Lies and a Truth,"1. I HATE Chipotle. 

2. I've never been out of the US. 

3. I think this idea is stupid.",Three?
12903,"1. I HATE Chipotle. 

2. I've never been out of the US. 

3. I think this idea is stupid.",Three?,"Nope, haha!"
12904,Three?,"Nope, haha!",Two? one would be a sin ;)
12905,"Nope, haha!",Two? one would be a sin ;),"Yep, two!"
12906,Two Lies and a Truth,"I've flown a helicopter. 

I've flown a plane. 

I have a drivers license.",The third one?
12907,"I've flown a helicopter. 

I've flown a plane. 

I have a drivers license.",The third one?,Is truth? No. 
12908,The third one?,Is truth? No. ,Is the first one the truth?
12909,Is truth? No. ,Is the first one the truth?,Nope
12910,Two Lies and a Truth,"I hate Metallica's newest album

My brothers 21st birthday is this Monday

I live in Florida,",The first one?
12911,"I hate Metallica's newest album

My brothers 21st birthday is this Monday

I live in Florida,",The first one?,"Nope, I actually really like hardwired. IMHO it's the best album since

 ...And Justice For All."
12912,The first one?,"Nope, I actually really like hardwired. IMHO it's the best album since

 ...And Justice For All.","Hmmm, the last one?
"
12913,"Nope, I actually really like hardwired. IMHO it's the best album since

 ...And Justice For All.","Hmmm, the last one?
","Nope, I live in Illinois! Thanks for playing!"
12914,"I hope you'll have a good day today, no matter what happened recently.","Thank you, that's very needed today :(","Oh no, what's up ? You want to talk about it in PM ?"
12915,"Thank you, that's very needed today :(","Oh no, what's up ? You want to talk about it in PM ?",My cat died yesterday. 
12916,"Oh no, what's up ? You want to talk about it in PM ?",My cat died yesterday. ,"Oh nooo, I'm so sorry for you loss ! Stay strong ! :("
12917,My cat died yesterday. ,"Oh nooo, I'm so sorry for you loss ! Stay strong ! :(",Thank you! I'm trying
12918,"Oh no, what's up ? You want to talk about it in PM ?",My cat died yesterday. ,I'm sorry for your loss. :(
12919,My cat died yesterday. ,I'm sorry for your loss. :(,Thank you very much!
12920,I'm sorry for your loss. :(,Thank you very much!,You're welcome.
12921,"I hope you'll have a good day today, no matter what happened recently.","*Thanks, but my day is absolutely horrible for some reason. I don't feel well.*","Oh no, do you want to talk about it in PM ?"
12922,"*Thanks, but my day is absolutely horrible for some reason. I don't feel well.*","Oh no, do you want to talk about it in PM ?",*Maybe.*
12923,"I hope you'll have a good day today, no matter what happened recently.",🤗😇,:)
12924,🤗😇,:),😀😊☺🤗😇
12925,I need people to talk with.,Suuup.,Chilling at a friends house but feeling incredibly lonely. Hby?
12926,Suuup.,Chilling at a friends house but feeling incredibly lonely. Hby?,Why are you on reddit instead of talking to your friends?
12927,Chilling at a friends house but feeling incredibly lonely. Hby?,Why are you on reddit instead of talking to your friends?,"Night time chill, just listening to some dreamy beats. We are talking though "
12928,Suuup.,Chilling at a friends house but feeling incredibly lonely. Hby?,Still at work. Ready to leeeeavr.
12929,Chilling at a friends house but feeling incredibly lonely. Hby?,Still at work. Ready to leeeeavr.,What do you do for work?
12930,Still at work. Ready to leeeeavr.,What do you do for work?,"Sorry bud, last hour's the busiest. I work at a plastic factory. "
12931,What do you do for work?,"Sorry bud, last hour's the busiest. I work at a plastic factory. ",Do you enjoy it at all?
12932,I need people to talk with.,Hi there! ,Hey! How are you?
12933,Hi there! ,Hey! How are you?,"I'm doing alright, how about you? "
12934,Hey! How are you?,"I'm doing alright, how about you? ",Why just alright? I'm doing not so well
12935,I need people to talk with.,"Well, hello comrade",Greetings friend 
12936,"Well, hello comrade",Greetings friend ,What's bothering you?
12937,Greetings friend ,What's bothering you?,Break up shit. You know how it goes 
12938,I need people to talk with.,"Hey man, how's it going? What's up?","Pretty bad tbh, just dealing with break up stuff. Hby?"
12939,"Hey man, how's it going? What's up?","Pretty bad tbh, just dealing with break up stuff. Hby?","Just at work, feeling a tad down as usual but the show must go on :)"
12940,"Pretty bad tbh, just dealing with break up stuff. Hby?","Just at work, feeling a tad down as usual but the show must go on :)",How's work? Why you feeling down?
12941,"Just at work, feeling a tad down as usual but the show must go on :)",How's work? Why you feeling down?,"Work is okay, tad busy but i like it, and no idea just can't seem to smile or feel happy."
12942,How's work? Why you feeling down?,"Work is okay, tad busy but i like it, and no idea just can't seem to smile or feel happy.","What do you do for work? I know the feeling, I go through fazes like that occasionally"
12943,"Work is okay, tad busy but i like it, and no idea just can't seem to smile or feel happy.","What do you do for work? I know the feeling, I go through fazes like that occasionally",I'm an ICT engineer in central london :) and yeah sucks arse :)
12944,I need people to talk with.,"Hi, man. Keep your head up :-)",Thanks man! I'm trying to
12945,"Hi, man. Keep your head up :-)",Thanks man! I'm trying to,"You know, be active, find some hobby and encouner new people"
12946,I need people to talk with.,What's up,Break up stuff. You?
12947,What's up,Break up stuff. You?,"Working man, gearing up for prime day at work"
12948,What's the most addicting video game you guys have ever played?,Diablo II,I've spent like a good 7 years strong on that game. 
12949,Diablo II,I've spent like a good 7 years strong on that game. ,oh I understand
12950,What's the most addicting video game you guys have ever played?,I'm not sure if it's an addiction but I'm 463 hours into The Witcher 3,Have you finished it yet?
12951,I'm not sure if it's an addiction but I'm 463 hours into The Witcher 3,Have you finished it yet?,Nope. I've got one and a quarter DLC's left to go.
12952,What's the most addicting video game you guys have ever played?,I'm not sure if it's an addiction but I'm 463 hours into The Witcher 3,Oh. Have you met the baron yet? 
12953,I'm not sure if it's an addiction but I'm 463 hours into The Witcher 3,Oh. Have you met the baron yet? ,That's one of my favorites!
12954,What's the most addicting video game you guys have ever played?,I'm not sure if it's an addiction but I'm 463 hours into The Witcher 3,Ooohhh I just got into it! I just finished the Bloody Baron/Crones of Crookback Bog Questline :D
12955,I'm not sure if it's an addiction but I'm 463 hours into The Witcher 3,Ooohhh I just got into it! I just finished the Bloody Baron/Crones of Crookback Bog Questline :D,"Oh those fucking Crones. No spoilers, but just you wait until you meet them again."
12956,What's the most addicting video game you guys have ever played?,Sims 2,"I remember playing that one a while back, I liked it more than Sims 3 if I remember correctly "
12957,Sims 2,"I remember playing that one a while back, I liked it more than Sims 3 if I remember correctly ",I never ended up playing 3. I didn't really like the look of the sims themselves. 
12958,"I remember playing that one a while back, I liked it more than Sims 3 if I remember correctly ",I never ended up playing 3. I didn't really like the look of the sims themselves. ,"Yea, plus you could make them look completely ridiculous in Sims 2 which was always fun 😂"
12959,What's the most addicting video game you guys have ever played?,The elder scrolls: Oblivion for me,"TES 3, 4, or 5. But especially 4."
12960,The elder scrolls: Oblivion for me,"TES 3, 4, or 5. But especially 4.","The Elder Scrolls universe rivals Middle Earth for how immersing it can be, at least for me. "
12961,What's the most addicting video game you guys have ever played?,"Runescape.

I startedt in 2004. Still playing today.",What even is there to do after that much time playing?
12962,"Runescape.

I startedt in 2004. Still playing today.",What even is there to do after that much time playing?,99 fishing. 
12963,What's the most addicting video game you guys have ever played?,fallout 3,That was such a good game. I played the heck out of that and New Vegas.
12964,fallout 3,That was such a good game. I played the heck out of that and New Vegas.,NV&gt;Fo3
12965,What's the most addicting video game you guys have ever played?,"Tetris. Other games come and go, I always return to Tetris. ",Up for some Tetris Battle?
12966,"Tetris. Other games come and go, I always return to Tetris. ",Up for some Tetris Battle?,Maybe. But I don't think I know how to do that?  
12967,Up for some Tetris Battle?,Maybe. But I don't think I know how to do that?  ,Add me on Tetrisfriends: salang88 !
12968,Maybe. But I don't think I know how to do that?  ,Add me on Tetrisfriends: salang88 !,tetrisfriends keeps giving my login/sign-up grief. I'll keep trying . . . Thanks!
12969,What's the most addicting video game you guys have ever played?,Either Skyrim or Super Mario 64.,"I love both of those games.
What are you in Skyrim?"
12970,Either Skyrim or Super Mario 64.,"I love both of those games.
What are you in Skyrim?","My first character was a dark elf, my second was a high elf.  I like magic builds."
12971,What song(s) do you listen to when you need a pick-me-up?,Holland 1954- Neutral Milk Hotel. ,*Wasn't it 'Holland 1945'??*
12972,Holland 1954- Neutral Milk Hotel. ,*Wasn't it 'Holland 1945'??*,Yeah mis-type my bad. 
12973,It is now my 25th birthday.,"Happy birthday... its mine too, but I'm 47. Hope you have a good one. ","Happy birthday to you, too! May it be filled with enjoyment and fun!"
12974,"Happy birthday... its mine too, but I'm 47. Hope you have a good one. ","Happy birthday to you, too! May it be filled with enjoyment and fun!",Thanks!
12975,It is now my 25th birthday.,Happy birthday mate! It was my 17th birthday two days ago (27th),"Bless, you're still so young! Enjoy the teens while they last! "
12976,Happy birthday mate! It was my 17th birthday two days ago (27th),"Bless, you're still so young! Enjoy the teens while they last! ","Thank you! Well, 25 ain't that old right?"
12977,"Bless, you're still so young! Enjoy the teens while they last! ","Thank you! Well, 25 ain't that old right?",I'll ask you when you turn 25 ;)
12978,It is now my 25th birthday.,25 in exactly 1 month. I'll actually be doing something this year...,"What will you be doing? 

You also share the exact birthday as someone I know."
12979,25 in exactly 1 month. I'll actually be doing something this year...,"What will you be doing? 

You also share the exact birthday as someone I know.",I'll be going on holiday :)
12980,"What will you be doing? 

You also share the exact birthday as someone I know.",I'll be going on holiday :),Awesome! Where are you going?
12981,I'll be going on holiday :),Awesome! Where are you going?,Estonia :D
12982,Awesome! Where are you going?,Estonia :D,Sounds awesome. Special occasion? Seeing family? 
12983,Does anybody else get moments where they realize why they are single?,"No, I know why I am single. :(","oh really, what is it? if you don't mind me asking."
12984,"No, I know why I am single. :(","oh really, what is it? if you don't mind me asking.",My looks. :l Because my personality is awesome. Hehe
12985,"oh really, what is it? if you don't mind me asking.",My looks. :l Because my personality is awesome. Hehe,"lol ok now, you can't that hard to look at..."
12986,My looks. :l Because my personality is awesome. Hehe,"lol ok now, you can't that hard to look at...",Umm I'm not a preference though. 
12987,What's a topic you could talk about for hours?,Let's talk Harry Potter. Right. Now.,I have a theory of why Harry’s uncle and aunt are always mean!
12988,Let's talk Harry Potter. Right. Now.,I have a theory of why Harry’s uncle and aunt are always mean!,Go on.
12989,Let's talk Harry Potter. Right. Now.,I have a theory of why Harry’s uncle and aunt are always mean!,Why? Why?
12990,What's a topic you could talk about for hours?,Sports and comics/sci-fi,Favorite sci-fi ANYTHING?
12991,Sports and comics/sci-fi,Favorite sci-fi ANYTHING?,Star wars
12992,Favorite sci-fi ANYTHING?,Star wars,Particular SW you love?
12993,Star wars,Particular SW you love?,"If i had to choose, probably Episode 6. Loved all of 4-7, though"
12994,Favorite sci-fi ANYTHING?,Star wars,Rebels?
12995,What's a topic you could talk about for hours?,Probably hockey or history,What team?
12996,Probably hockey or history,What team?,Depends on the league but my main team is the Montreal Canadiens.
12997,What team?,Depends on the league but my main team is the Montreal Canadiens.,Nice! I'm an Oilers fan myself.
12998,What's a topic you could talk about for hours?,"Politics, history and music are definitely in the top 3 for me",Music you love right now?
12999,"Politics, history and music are definitely in the top 3 for me",Music you love right now?,"That especially, but also just In general"
13000,What's a topic you could talk about for hours?,"1) Space
2) Pokémon 
3) My love for ABBA
4) Survivor ","Make me an Pokemon parody of an ABBA song, ha!"
13001,"1) Space
2) Pokémon 
3) My love for ABBA
4) Survivor ","Make me an Pokemon parody of an ABBA song, ha!",😂 what a challenge 
13002,What's a topic you could talk about for hours?,I love talking about AI and machine learning. It's so exciting : ),"Like, machines learning?"
13003,I love talking about AI and machine learning. It's so exciting : ),"Like, machines learning?",Not just any machines - computers! 
13004,"Go to Inspirobot.me, generate a random quote and tell us about it!","""Every single day is being.""",Don't destroy yourself. Write it down.
13005,"""Every single day is being.""",Don't destroy yourself. Write it down.,"Oh, my new personal favorite: ""Don't antagonize your lover, just ask for a miracle."""
13006,Don't destroy yourself. Write it down.,"Oh, my new personal favorite: ""Don't antagonize your lover, just ask for a miracle.""",That's a cheeky one!
13007,"Go to Inspirobot.me, generate a random quote and tell us about it!","""Clothes should spread society.""

Umm.....I've got nothing.","I got a lot of WTF quotes like that one too.

Example: ""Grab evil; Grab hoes""."
13008,"""Clothes should spread society.""

Umm.....I've got nothing.","I got a lot of WTF quotes like that one too.

Example: ""Grab evil; Grab hoes"".","XFD: ""Evil before hoes!"""
13009,Soooo my boss just asked me to move to Massachusetts,I'm from the south. Please take me with you ,my car seats 5 haha come on
13010,I'm from the south. Please take me with you ,my car seats 5 haha come on,I'll bring the slim jims 
13011,my car seats 5 haha come on,I'll bring the slim jims ,ew do better haha at *least* bring jack links
13012,Big &amp; Small - Long or Short - I want to hear your goals :),"Well, if I got that job that's I planing to submit for this week, that would be great.",What job is it?
13013,"Well, if I got that job that's I planing to submit for this week, that would be great.",What job is it?,"Just a fancy pizza place in the city, still, I need cash so any job would dojust fine"
13014,What job is it?,"Just a fancy pizza place in the city, still, I need cash so any job would dojust fine",0o0o0o do they have all sorts of weird toppings?
13015,Big &amp; Small - Long or Short - I want to hear your goals :),Become more self-dependent. (Is that a term?),"Self dependant == independent

😄"
13016,Become more self-dependent. (Is that a term?),"Self dependant == independent

😄","lol Yeah, basically not co-dependent. (Is that a term?) .-."
13017,Big &amp; Small - Long or Short - I want to hear your goals :),"Good health, happiness, and financial security. I'm a simple man.","Sounds simple, takea dedication to achieve."
13018,"Good health, happiness, and financial security. I'm a simple man.","Sounds simple, takea dedication to achieve.","Yessir. Not to mention time. Worth it, though"
13019,Big &amp; Small - Long or Short - I want to hear your goals :),"i want to make a living while traveling, got a few ideas in the works for it ",That would be awesome! Where do you want to travel to?
13020,"i want to make a living while traveling, got a few ideas in the works for it ",That would be awesome! Where do you want to travel to?,the whole world lol
13021,Who's up to help me kill some time?,Hi there! Want to play FFXIV with me?,Nah. I'd like to talk.
13022,Hi there! Want to play FFXIV with me?,Nah. I'd like to talk.,About what?
13023,Nah. I'd like to talk.,About what?,Any random thing.
13024,About what?,Any random thing.,"Ok.

If a wizard turned you into an 11 year old, what would you do?"
13025,Who's up to help me kill some time?,hello ! How are you ?,I'm fine. How are you? Whatcha up to?
13026,hello ! How are you ?,I'm fine. How are you? Whatcha up to?,"Nm, just got home. Reading now. You ?"
13027,I'm fine. How are you? Whatcha up to?,"Nm, just got home. Reading now. You ?",Just got off the bed. 
13028,Who's up to help me kill some time?,"*Hey, what are you doing right now?*","Ugh.. Tbh, I'm waiting for more comments and replies in this thread. "
13029,"*Hey, what are you doing right now?*","Ugh.. Tbh, I'm waiting for more comments and replies in this thread. ",*I am also waiting for new messages on Reddit... What is your favourite colour and why?*
13030,Who's up to help me kill some time?,Aye whatsup,Aye! It's 7.15 pm here.
13031,Aye whatsup,Aye! It's 7.15 pm here.,Whatcha up to?
13032,Aye! It's 7.15 pm here.,Whatcha up to?,Bored af. Tell me how's life.
13033,Who's up to help me kill some time?,I would love to🤗😇,Then please.
13034,I would love to🤗😇,Then please.,So whatcha doing right now? 
13035,Then please.,So whatcha doing right now? ,"Waiting for my food to be served. Waiting, waiting, waiting. And you?"
13036,So whatcha doing right now? ,"Waiting for my food to be served. Waiting, waiting, waiting. And you?",I'm posting on Reddit what are you having for dinner? 
13037,"Waiting for my food to be served. Waiting, waiting, waiting. And you?",I'm posting on Reddit what are you having for dinner? ,"Well, it's lunch here. And I just had Biryani!"
13038,What is your favorite song that tells a story?,Eminem's Mockingbird and When I'm Gone.,awesome choice! these are my favorite songs of eminem + beautiful
13039,Eminem's Mockingbird and When I'm Gone.,awesome choice! these are my favorite songs of eminem + beautiful,"Such story narration! Everytime I listen to them, goosebumps! "
13040,What is your favorite song that tells a story?,Eminem's Mockingbird and When I'm Gone.,Also Stan.
13041,Eminem's Mockingbird and When I'm Gone.,Also Stan.,"Yeah, Stan!"
13042,Chat about a random subject?,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hi!  How was/is your day today?
13043,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,Hi!  How was/is your day today?,Great yourself? 
13044,"I just got home and found my pet, my best friend, dead. I wanted to share his picture with y'all.",I'm sorry for your loss :( such a beautiful cat. I lost my hamster earlier this month,"I'm so sorry, what was your hamster named?"
13045,I'm sorry for your loss :( such a beautiful cat. I lost my hamster earlier this month,"I'm so sorry, what was your hamster named?",Her name was Peach. I've posted pics of her on r/hamsters a few times. What was your cat's name?
13046,"I just got home and found my pet, my best friend, dead. I wanted to share his picture with y'all.",Fuck man that's rough. My condolences to you and your kitty. He really was a cute guy. ,"Thanks, I had adopted him as an adult 4 years ago, but he was always my baby. "
13047,Fuck man that's rough. My condolences to you and your kitty. He really was a cute guy. ,"Thanks, I had adopted him as an adult 4 years ago, but he was always my baby. ",You did  great thing man! To be adopted and loved that much is a truly special thing.
13048,"I just got home and found my pet, my best friend, dead. I wanted to share his picture with y'all.",I'm sorry :(,[removed]
13049,I'm sorry :(,[removed],I enjoy the symmetry of that kitten
13050,I'm sorry :(,[removed],Thanks :)
13051,What do you do when you can't sleep?,I masturbate ,"Relevant username, I suppose"
13052,I masturbate ,"Relevant username, I suppose",hahahahah
13053,I masturbate ,"Relevant username, I suppose",I want to question your username though....is there a story behind this?
13054,5 Interesting Questions,I'll answer number one. I think a class on sports history would be very cool.,"This is pretty neat, any insight you could share on the subject?"
13055,I'll answer number one. I think a class on sports history would be very cool.,"This is pretty neat, any insight you could share on the subject?","Do you mean on why I'd like to teach it, or on actual sports history?"
13056,"This is pretty neat, any insight you could share on the subject?","Do you mean on why I'd like to teach it, or on actual sports history?","I meant the ladder, but either is fine.
"
13057,5 Interesting Questions,I don't like these. ,Wanna come up with some of your own?
13058,I don't like these. ,Wanna come up with some of your own?,No. :(
13059,5 Interesting Questions,I don't like these. ,Why not? 
13060,I don't like these. ,Why not? ,I don't like the grammar. I don't like that the expected answers are one-sided. 
13061,Why not? ,I don't like the grammar. I don't like that the expected answers are one-sided. ,The grammar does leave something to be desired. How are the answers one sided? 
13062,"Hey guys, I'm very bored (:",I'm working the nightshift and I'm currently on my 5th coffee... God I miss my bed so much ,Your bed misses you too.
13063,I'm working the nightshift and I'm currently on my 5th coffee... God I miss my bed so much ,Your bed misses you too.,"I can hear it calling for me, wondering where I am"
13064,Your bed misses you too.,"I can hear it calling for me, wondering where I am",It's cold and scared. Go to it! Don't let your loved ones wonder where you are.
13065,"I can hear it calling for me, wondering where I am",It's cold and scared. Go to it! Don't let your loved ones wonder where you are.,"But I can't, My patients need me!"
13066,"Hey guys, I'm very bored (:","Working on stuff, wooooooooo.","D: oh no, what kinda stuff?"
13067,"Working on stuff, wooooooooo.","D: oh no, what kinda stuff?",Web development
13068,"Hey guys, I'm very bored (:","Just eating dinner, pasta and cut up smokies.",Describe these smokies. I'm not hip with all the Canadian/American slangs.
13069,"Just eating dinner, pasta and cut up smokies.",Describe these smokies. I'm not hip with all the Canadian/American slangs.,"A fancier, sausage like, hot dog."
13070,Describe these smokies. I'm not hip with all the Canadian/American slangs.,"A fancier, sausage like, hot dog.",Like schnitzel almost?
13071,"A fancier, sausage like, hot dog.",Like schnitzel almost?,I'd describe it as an oversized hot dog.
13072,Like schnitzel almost?,I'd describe it as an oversized hot dog.,Thanks for clarifying!
13073,"Hey guys, I'm very bored (:","Just eating dinner, pasta and cut up smokies.",Mmm love pasta. Too bad I'm shit at cooking haha! Did you cook it yourself?
13074,"Just eating dinner, pasta and cut up smokies.",Mmm love pasta. Too bad I'm shit at cooking haha! Did you cook it yourself?,"I often to male our own, but this pasta was a frozen entree."
13075,"Hey guys, I'm very bored (:",Hi.,Hey there! How's your day going?
13076,Hi.,Hey there! How's your day going?,Pretty good so far yourself? 
13077,"Hi guys, how's your day been?","Meh.

My fam decided not to go to Vegas due to hot weather and I'm bummed. ","It could have been a lot worse though, how hot is it there anyway?"
13078,"Meh.

My fam decided not to go to Vegas due to hot weather and I'm bummed. ","It could have been a lot worse though, how hot is it there anyway?","According to my dad's coworker, 128 degrees."
13079,"Hi guys, how's your day been?","Meh.

My fam decided not to go to Vegas due to hot weather and I'm bummed. ","Honestly, I don't think I would be able to function that well in heat like that."
13080,"Meh.

My fam decided not to go to Vegas due to hot weather and I'm bummed. ","Honestly, I don't think I would be able to function that well in heat like that.",Same....
13081,"Hi guys, how's your day been?",I just woke up so haha,Haha. Its 6pm here.
13082,I just woke up so haha,Haha. Its 6pm here.,Where do you live?
13083,Haha. Its 6pm here.,Where do you live?,England
13084,Where do you live?,England,"Oh, neat"
13085,Let's play make me look bad,What's your favorite video game?,Battlefield Hardline
13086,What's your favorite video game?,Battlefield Hardline,No edit neccesary.
13087,Battlefield Hardline,No edit neccesary.,Damb
13088,Battlefield Hardline,No edit neccesary.,Ouch
13089,Battlefield Hardline,No edit neccesary.,Hear that? It's the sound of shots being fired. 
13090,No edit neccesary.,Hear that? It's the sound of shots being fired. ,Whoop! Whoop! That's the sound of da police!
13091,Let's play make me look bad,Do you want kids? How many?,None. I can't stand the little varmints
13092,Do you want kids? How many?,None. I can't stand the little varmints,I agree.
13093,None. I can't stand the little varmints,I agree.,I concur.
13094,Let's play make me look bad,What would you say is the best thing about those you're attracted to?,The fact that they're human
13095,What would you say is the best thing about those you're attracted to?,The fact that they're human,That's fucked up dude. 
13096,Let's play make me look bad,"Who, according to you, is the worst person in history?",Osama Bin Laden
13097,"Who, according to you, is the worst person in history?",Osama Bin Laden,You are now on a list
13098,Osama Bin Laden,You are now on a list,Thanks NSA
13099,You are now on a list,Thanks NSA,Hey you're the terrorist not me lol
13100,Let's play make me look bad,How much should a part time housekeeper or personal assistant make per hour or per week?,"this is great, aside from that I don't know the original comment."
13101,How much should a part time housekeeper or personal assistant make per hour or per week?,"this is great, aside from that I don't know the original comment.",Probably asking how much money he makes.
13102,Let's play make me look bad,What's the most disgusting thing you can think of?,A papercut right on the tip of a syphilitic penis
13103,What's the most disgusting thing you can think of?,A papercut right on the tip of a syphilitic penis,what the fuck was the original question here?
13104,A papercut right on the tip of a syphilitic penis,what the fuck was the original question here?,Probably the worst or most disgusting thing?
13105,what the fuck was the original question here?,Probably the worst or most disgusting thing?,DING DING DING
13106,Let's play make me look bad,What genre of music do you hate and why?,Modern day pop. It's the same regurgitated garbage for the most part
13107,What genre of music do you hate and why?,Modern day pop. It's the same regurgitated garbage for the most part,Gross.
13108,What genre of music do you hate and why?,Modern day pop. It's the same regurgitated garbage for the most part,Slurm?
13109,Let's play make me look bad,How old were you when you first learned to read?,4
13110,How old were you when you first learned to read?,4,OP is weird about children lol
13111,Let's play make me look bad,"Without looking it up, how many bones are in the human body?",204
13112,"Without looking it up, how many bones are in the human body?",204,206
13113,Let's play make me look bad,"Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party? ",Better dead than red
13114,"Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party? ",Better dead than red,This one is a real gut punch.
13115,"Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party? ",Better dead than red,Not cool bro
13116,"Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party? ",Better dead than red,Fantastic
13117,Let's play make me look bad,"Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party? ",Ok this one is by and far my favorite
13118,"Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party? ",Ok this one is by and far my favorite,Thank you very much. 
13119,Let's play make me look bad,What do you like to do when you're bored? ,Shoot some guns
13120,What do you like to do when you're bored? ,Shoot some guns,mah man
13121,Let's play make me look bad,Puppies or kittens?,Puppies
13122,Puppies or kittens?,Puppies,wait wtf OP didn't edit his post
13123,Let's play make me look bad,How many times a week do you take a shower,At least once every day. Sometimes twice.
13124,How many times a week do you take a shower,At least once every day. Sometimes twice.,"Me too friend, me too."
13125,Let's play make me look bad,Who's your favorite family member?,My mother
13126,Who's your favorite family member?,My mother,You disgust me.
13127,Let's play make me look bad,What is the most important issue for you when you vote in an election? ,Gun rights
13128,What is the most important issue for you when you vote in an election? ,Gun rights,I'd vote for that. 
13129,Let's play make me look bad,Some people have little size egos and some people have big size egos. Which size do you have???,None whatsoever
13130,Some people have little size egos and some people have big size egos. Which size do you have???,None whatsoever,Bastard!!!
13131,Let's play make me look bad,what's your worst fear?,I hate fire
13132,what's your worst fear?,I hate fire,calm down satan
13133,what's your worst fear?,I hate fire,well that's one way of getting rid of a fire
13134,I hate fire,well that's one way of getting rid of a fire,A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
13135,Let's play make me look bad,What's your favorite number?,666
13136,What's your favorite number?,666,I don't even need to edit my comment tbh
13137,"Okay guys, real talk now - Peanut butter: Creamy or Crunchy?",Crunch got dat punch!,I see you are a man of culture as well.
13138,Crunch got dat punch!,I see you are a man of culture as well.,&gt;Tips Fedora&lt;
13139,Music Thread! What do you listen to that many don't?,"I listen to classical music. Mostly piano songs, but I love orchestras and violins too.","i think i've seen you around here, you're awesome "
13140,"I listen to classical music. Mostly piano songs, but I love orchestras and violins too.","i think i've seen you around here, you're awesome ",Uh r u a bot.. -_-
13141,What food are you currently addicted to right now?,Belvita Blueberry breakfast cookie thingies. I eat 3 packs a day. :-/,"Oh man, personally it was hard for me to a finish a box of Belvita anything haha "
13142,Belvita Blueberry breakfast cookie thingies. I eat 3 packs a day. :-/,"Oh man, personally it was hard for me to a finish a box of Belvita anything haha ",Blasphemy!
13143,What food are you currently addicted to right now?,"Water.

I'm on Accutane.",Oh man I'm sorry :(
13144,"Water.

I'm on Accutane.",Oh man I'm sorry :(,It's not too bad. I won't have acne ever again in a few months.
13145,Oh man I'm sorry :(,It's not too bad. I won't have acne ever again in a few months.,"Oh okay well that's awesome! I love water as well, so keep on drinkin' lol "
13146,What food are you currently addicted to right now?,Taco Bell. Been addicted for a couple years now,Shit if I had the money for it I would be too lol 
13147,Taco Bell. Been addicted for a couple years now,Shit if I had the money for it I would be too lol ,If i had a Taco Bell in my country i would be too :(
13148,What food are you currently addicted to right now?,Snapple Half 'n' Half. I need help.,"Sooooo good, I drink the diet version "
13149,Snapple Half 'n' Half. I need help.,"Sooooo good, I drink the diet version ",Whenever I look for that stuff I can only find the diet version. Maybe it's a sign...
13150,What food are you currently addicted to right now?,Please do not enter my home with cinnamon raisin bread because I will horde and finish it all,But have you made cinnamon raisin bread French toast yet? 
13151,Please do not enter my home with cinnamon raisin bread because I will horde and finish it all,But have you made cinnamon raisin bread French toast yet? ,"I haven't, but now I have an urge to do just that this weekend."
13152,I'm so mad at myself for forgetting to bring my headphones to work on the one day this week when my country-music-playing coworker is in this week.,Is it radio pop country?,Yeah; it's the country radio station in my area.
13153,Is it radio pop country?,Yeah; it's the country radio station in my area.,Radio pop country is the worst.
13154,Yeah; it's the country radio station in my area.,Radio pop country is the worst.,"Even country people hate ""new country."""
13155,I'm so mad at myself for forgetting to bring my headphones to work on the one day this week when my country-music-playing coworker is in this week.,"try dark country or southern gothic, such a difference!",Still trash
13156,"try dark country or southern gothic, such a difference!",Still trash,:(
13157,What do you do when you can't fall asleep?,i never fall asleep unless i take pills so i would just take pills. ,Do those ever have undesired side effects?
13158,i never fall asleep unless i take pills so i would just take pills. ,Do those ever have undesired side effects?,as long as you don't take more than it says on the bottle it'll be fine at least it is for me.
13159,What do you do when you can't fall asleep?,i never fall asleep unless i take pills so i would just take pills. ,Can't this lead to dependence?
13160,i never fall asleep unless i take pills so i would just take pills. ,Can't this lead to dependence?,yep but i've never gone a night without it so hard to say. 
13161,Can't this lead to dependence?,yep but i've never gone a night without it so hard to say. ,Don't take this the wrong way but that seems like dependance. 
13162,Who else is sitting at their desk at work bored to death?,not an officer job person but i'm here f you're bored.,Office jobs suck honestly. What do you do for work?
13163,not an officer job person but i'm here f you're bored.,Office jobs suck honestly. What do you do for work?,Nothing lol. 
13164,Office jobs suck honestly. What do you do for work?,Nothing lol. ,Better than nothing. I fucking love big macs.
13165,Nothing lol. ,Better than nothing. I fucking love big macs.,yeah but i'd eat the ingredients and get fired lmao. 
13166,Nothing lol. ,Better than nothing. I fucking love big macs.,"Had two the other day, stacked. Stomach was not a fan."
13167,Better than nothing. I fucking love big macs.,"Had two the other day, stacked. Stomach was not a fan.",Two... that's ambitious.
13168,"Had two the other day, stacked. Stomach was not a fan.",Two... that's ambitious.,"Managed to get my gob around it though, big mouth does my proud sometimes"
13169,Who else is sitting at their desk at work bored to death?,Don't get caught!,Closed door office ;)
13170,Don't get caught!,Closed door office ;),"Very cheeky, I like it"
13171,"Today is my birthday, and I'll be alone. Surprisingly, this is ok",HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎂🎁 treat yourself ,"Thank you! Got some nice ice cream cake, so I did just that! "
13172,HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎂🎁 treat yourself ,"Thank you! Got some nice ice cream cake, so I did just that! ","You're welcome my friend!, that's amazing!, sounds like you have had a good day."
13173,"Today is my birthday, and I'll be alone. Surprisingly, this is ok",Happy birthday!!!! We are one year apart. Is it mean of me to wish I was in your shoes?, Thank you! I wonder which one of us would be the older one.. It might not be lol but why? 
13174,Happy birthday!!!! We are one year apart. Is it mean of me to wish I was in your shoes?, Thank you! I wonder which one of us would be the older one.. It might not be lol but why? ,You are! I actually just celebrated my 21st! 
13175, Thank you! I wonder which one of us would be the older one.. It might not be lol but why? ,You are! I actually just celebrated my 21st! , Well holy moly! The big 'ol 21 haha how'd you celebrate? 
13176,"Today is my birthday, and I'll be alone. Surprisingly, this is ok","Happy birthday! As long as you are happy, you are free. ","Thank you! I hope to get to true happiness one day, but the small things can be enough for now! "
13177,"Happy birthday! As long as you are happy, you are free. ","Thank you! I hope to get to true happiness one day, but the small things can be enough for now! ",We find meaning in the small things. 
13178,I want to talk to someone I am lonely,"Black Mirror is fucking sick dude, such a well done show. ",yeah i love how most of them have a dark plot twist at the end. did you watch all the seasons?
13179,"Black Mirror is fucking sick dude, such a well done show. ",yeah i love how most of them have a dark plot twist at the end. did you watch all the seasons?,Oh yeah. I binged through that series. It's so awesome! Which one was your favorite?
13180,I want to talk to someone I am lonely,What was your father's life like?,abusive.
13181,What was your father's life like?,abusive.,Did he pay that forward to you
13182,abusive.,Did he pay that forward to you,no he was the best dad in the world. very loving + really cared about being a father. 
13183,Did he pay that forward to you,no he was the best dad in the world. very loving + really cared about being a father. ,What are some good memories you have with him
13184,no he was the best dad in the world. very loving + really cared about being a father. ,What are some good memories you have with him,i was being 1000% sarcastic. 
13185,What are some good memories you have with him,i was being 1000% sarcastic. ,Yeah thought so. Shit sucks man. Do you talk to him
13186,I want to talk to someone I am lonely,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,heyy
13187,Hello😀😊☺🙌👍,heyy,How are you doing today? 
13188,heyy,How are you doing today? ,eh been better/been worse. so neutral. 
13189,How are you doing today? ,eh been better/been worse. so neutral. ,I hope you feel much better🤗😇
13190,eh been better/been worse. so neutral. ,I hope you feel much better🤗😇,well thanks
13191,I hope you feel much better🤗😇,well thanks,You are very welcome 
13192,How did you pick your username?,I like unusual teacups and well made cupcakes,"Out of curiousity, where do you go to satisfy your affection for both?"
13193,I like unusual teacups and well made cupcakes,"Out of curiousity, where do you go to satisfy your affection for both?",I go to high tea of course!
13194,How did you pick your username?,I'm a combat veteran living with PTSD and TBI. ,Much love your way ❤
13195,I'm a combat veteran living with PTSD and TBI. ,Much love your way ❤,Many thanks 🙏 
13196,"Hello everybody, what shoes do you wear ?",Black trekking shoes. I rather have waterproof shoes than pretty shoes.,Why?
13197,Black trekking shoes. I rather have waterproof shoes than pretty shoes.,Why?,I don't like having wet feet.
13198,Why?,I don't like having wet feet.,You walk to rivers for a living or something ?
13199,I don't like having wet feet.,You walk to rivers for a living or something ?,"No, but do neither live in a desert."
13200,You walk to rivers for a living or something ?,"No, but do neither live in a desert.",i never get wet feet 
13201,"Hello everybody, what shoes do you wear ?","Steel toe redwings.

And what do shoes tell about a person besides what shoes they're wearing?",It says something about their personality.
13202,"Steel toe redwings.

And what do shoes tell about a person besides what shoes they're wearing?",It says something about their personality.,"Not really, though."
13203,It says something about their personality.,"Not really, though.","It does, otherwise I wouldn't say it my guy"
13204,Hey all; new to reddit. What is everyone looking forward to in September?,Moving one of my projects to my new shop to get serious and hopefully complete it by Spring.,How cool is your project?
13205,Moving one of my projects to my new shop to get serious and hopefully complete it by Spring.,How cool is your project?,Pretty fucking cool.
13206,How cool is your project?,Pretty fucking cool.,Can I see it?
13207,Pretty fucking cool.,Can I see it?,"Not yet, keeping it under wraps until more progress is made. "
13208,"My grandmother just won $1,000,000 with 5 of the winning numbers last night.",is she single?,"Creepy, no :)"
13209,is she single?,"Creepy, no :)",taking it a bit too seriously. 
13210,is she single?,"Creepy, no :)",no!
13211,"My grandmother just won $1,000,000 with 5 of the winning numbers last night.","I think you mean she won 5000,000 after tax...","$5,000,000 after taxes!?! I'll take it!!!"
13212,"I think you mean she won 5000,000 after tax...","$5,000,000 after taxes!?! I'll take it!!!","Haha lucky I'm not the guy in charge of the US economy, huh?"
13213,"$5,000,000 after taxes!?! I'll take it!!!","Haha lucky I'm not the guy in charge of the US economy, huh?","Lucky, we need you in that position yesterday"
13214,Youtube culture has changed so much and it saddens me.,Don't forget 23 year old youtube stars convincing 14 year old girls to make porn for them.,Ummm what? There are youtubers that do that???
13215,Don't forget 23 year old youtube stars convincing 14 year old girls to make porn for them.,Ummm what? There are youtubers that do that???,"One of the most famous youtubers actually, and he has pretty much gotten away with it."
13216,Ummm what? There are youtubers that do that???,"One of the most famous youtubers actually, and he has pretty much gotten away with it.",Is it Onision or something like that? 
13217,"One of the most famous youtubers actually, and he has pretty much gotten away with it.",Is it Onision or something like that? ,"Maaaan, people fuckin hate that guy! I think he is mildly amusing."
13218,Ummm what? There are youtubers that do that???,"One of the most famous youtubers actually, and he has pretty much gotten away with it.","Awaits trial, faces 15 years? I wouldn't call this 'gotten away'. Have I overlooked something? "
13219,"One of the most famous youtubers actually, and he has pretty much gotten away with it.","Awaits trial, faces 15 years? I wouldn't call this 'gotten away'. Have I overlooked something? ",Different guys then
13220,Ummm what? There are youtubers that do that???,"One of the most famous youtubers actually, and he has pretty much gotten away with it.",I thought he was arrested? 
13221,Would love to exchange music recommendations,I would Recommend Trembling Hands by Explosions in the Sky,"Awesome, I'll check it out! What type of music do you like?"
13222,I would Recommend Trembling Hands by Explosions in the Sky,"Awesome, I'll check it out! What type of music do you like?","Well Post Rock, Rock, Indie, Alternative, and Metal mostly."
13223,Anyone up?,"Nah I'm not up...

JK what's up?",Sitting on the couch. You?
13224,"Nah I'm not up...

JK what's up?",Sitting on the couch. You?,"Sitting on a desk chair, watching my partners play vidya games."
13225,Sitting on the couch. You?,"Sitting on a desk chair, watching my partners play vidya games.",What are they playing?
13226,"Sitting on a desk chair, watching my partners play vidya games.",What are they playing?,Dante's Inferno
13227,What are they playing?,Dante's Inferno,Any good?
13228,Dante's Inferno,Any good?,"It's mediocre, but fun. A poor man's Devil May Cry or God of War is how I'd describe it."
13229,Sitting on the couch. You?,"Sitting on a desk chair, watching my partners play vidya games.",Why do you have multiple partners? Threesome going on there? 
13230,Anyone up?,what time is it where you live?,11pm
13231,what time is it where you live?,11pm,oh nice where do you live?
13232,11pm,oh nice where do you live?,Pittsburgh 
13233,Anyone else feel like they want an SO just so you can share your daily life and thoughts with someone?,"I've never had a SO, so I don't really know what any of that is like.","Just think about it as a really really close friend. And it's fine, you'll find one :) "
13234,"I've never had a SO, so I don't really know what any of that is like.","Just think about it as a really really close friend. And it's fine, you'll find one :) ",One that I stick my penis into lol
13235,"I've never had a SO, so I don't really know what any of that is like.","Just think about it as a really really close friend. And it's fine, you'll find one :) ",I'll be your friend. PM me your thoughts. 
13236,"I'd like to talk, ask me a question and Ill ask you one 8)",What is this pizza?,what pizza topping have you never had? that's my answer and question 
13237,What is this pizza?,what pizza topping have you never had? that's my answer and question ,Anchovies!  Have you ever had rectangle pizza?
13238,"I'd like to talk, ask me a question and Ill ask you one 8)",What's your favorite travel destination that you've been to?,"Beijing 

What was your best meal ever?
"
13239,What's your favorite travel destination that you've been to?,"Beijing 

What was your best meal ever?
","Fuck that's a hard question. I don't think I can even answer it haha

"
13240,"I'm really bored, anyone wanna chat",Hey there! Do you eat fruit?,Yes sometimes
13241,Hey there! Do you eat fruit?,Yes sometimes,Eat them more often ;)
13242,Yes sometimes,Eat them more often ;),"If you were to put four fruits into a fruit salad, what would they be?"
13243,Eat them more often ;),"If you were to put four fruits into a fruit salad, what would they be?",Hmm... I dont know?
13244,Eat them more often ;),"If you were to put four fruits into a fruit salad, what would they be?","Banana, apple, coconut and pineapple"
13245,"I'm really bored, anyone wanna chat",What your favorite hobby and why?,"Probably driving, I like the feeling of cruising down a road going really fast"
13246,What your favorite hobby and why?,"Probably driving, I like the feeling of cruising down a road going really fast",Very nice and wish it was the same here but the roads are always busy.
13247,"I'm really bored, anyone wanna chat",I'll be off work in just a little over an hour and that alone is exciting! ,Anything you plan on doing once you get off?
13248,I'll be off work in just a little over an hour and that alone is exciting! ,Anything you plan on doing once you get off?,Probably crash for a bit as to unwind the mind. Then it is some Beach Body workouts.
13249,"I'm really bored, anyone wanna chat",Whats up? Hows been ur day? Are u in a relationship tho? ;),"My day's been uneventful, just lying around again unfortunately. No relationship :("
13250,Whats up? Hows been ur day? Are u in a relationship tho? ;),"My day's been uneventful, just lying around again unfortunately. No relationship :(","Oh do u play games? Or watch movies, anime??"
13251,"I'm really bored, anyone wanna chat","hey, I'm from France, where are you from ?",Canada
13252,"hey, I'm from France, where are you from ?",Canada,I suppose not french canadian ?
13253,Canada,I suppose not french canadian ?,"No unfortunately, although I am trying to make an effort to learn other languages"
13254,I can't wait for the colder weather to arrive.,Hockey and Football are coming up!,Thanksgiving! I'll begin to prepare my stomach now.
13255,Hockey and Football are coming up!,Thanksgiving! I'll begin to prepare my stomach now.,No think of Halloween!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13256,I can't wait for the colder weather to arrive.,Autumn and Fall are the best seasons.,*wait a minute...*
13257,Autumn and Fall are the best seasons.,*wait a minute...*,"No no, he's right. 100% right"
13258,Today is my 18th Birthday!,"Always separate yourself from toxic people, family or not.","Most parents are nice, loving people."
13259,"Always separate yourself from toxic people, family or not.","Most parents are nice, loving people.",OK... News to me.
13260,"Most parents are nice, loving people.",OK... News to me.,I'm sorry. 
13261,Today is my 18th Birthday!,I just moved in today! This is officially my first reddit comment from college.,Same!
13262,I just moved in today! This is officially my first reddit comment from college.,Same!,What college are you going to?
13263,Today is my 18th Birthday!,what school?,UIC
13264,what school?,UIC,chi is a great city. something for everybody. congrats!
13265,"In class, what about you all?",Also in class. 😂 I'm in statics wbu?,Dam bro. You better pay attention lol! 
13266,Also in class. 😂 I'm in statics wbu?,Dam bro. You better pay attention lol! ,"We're just going over vectors for the millionth time so it's not that important
"
13267,Dam bro. You better pay attention lol! ,"We're just going over vectors for the millionth time so it's not that important
",Vectors are easy 
13268,"In class, what about you all?",Just chillin in bed while listening to some Spotify,Enjoy 
13269,Just chillin in bed while listening to some Spotify,Enjoy ,"Thank you.
How long will your class last?"
13270,Enjoy ,"Thank you.
How long will your class last?",9 mins
13271,"Thank you.
How long will your class last?",9 mins,Is that all for today?
13272,9 mins,Is that all for today?,Hell no 
13273,Is that all for today?,Hell no ,"Just started?
What classes do you have?"
13274,Hell no ,"Just started?
What classes do you have?",Yup man. Hmm thermo and calc. 
13275,"Just started?
What classes do you have?",Yup man. Hmm thermo and calc. ,What are your plans after school?
13276,Yup man. Hmm thermo and calc. ,What are your plans after school?,Not sure man. I may stay here cuz my wifi suck 
13277,What are your plans after school?,Not sure man. I may stay here cuz my wifi suck ,Do you live at dorm?
13278,Not sure man. I may stay here cuz my wifi suck ,Do you live at dorm?,Hell no
13279,Do you live at dorm?,Hell no,"Well, you are the lucky one"
13280,"In class, what about you all?",Just chillin in bed while listening to some Spotify,You and me both
13281,Just chillin in bed while listening to some Spotify,You and me both,What are you listening to?
13282,You and me both,What are you listening to?,"Just going through my discover weekly, wbu?"
13283,What are you listening to?,"Just going through my discover weekly, wbu?",Kendrick Lamar in here
13284,"Just going through my discover weekly, wbu?",Kendrick Lamar in here,I went and saw his DAMN tour in Phoenix. It was exceptional! If you can you have to go see it.
13285,"In class, what about you all?","*At home, doing' the thing that I love doin' the most: writin' poems.*",Nice. Share em with me. 
13286,"*At home, doing' the thing that I love doin' the most: writin' poems.*",Nice. Share em with me. ,"*Nah, they are horrible. But I love writin' them...*"
13287,Nice. Share em with me. ,"*Nah, they are horrible. But I love writin' them...*",Still wanna see 
13288,"*Nah, they are horrible. But I love writin' them...*",Still wanna see ,*Nah.*
13289,Still wanna see ,*Nah.*,Alright. 
13290,"In class, what about you all?",On a plane.,To where 
13291,On a plane.,To where ,Buffalo NY
13292,To where ,Buffalo NY,Nice 
13293,"In class, what about you all?",I'm at the airport and bored as hell. And hungry. ,Lets talk
13294,I'm at the airport and bored as hell. And hungry. ,Lets talk,How's life? Can you send me some food please?
13295,Lets talk,How's life? Can you send me some food please?,Good. Still haven't eaten yet 
13296,"In class, what about you all?",I'm in bed.,Dream of me.
13297,I'm in bed.,Dream of me.,"I just woke up and I don't plan on sleeping for about 16 hours, so not yet."
13298,Dream of me.,"I just woke up and I don't plan on sleeping for about 16 hours, so not yet.",Later then so what are you doing now?
13299,"I just woke up and I don't plan on sleeping for about 16 hours, so not yet.",Later then so what are you doing now?,Just using Reddit and I might listen to music in a minute.
13300,Later then so what are you doing now?,Just using Reddit and I might listen to music in a minute.,Legit 
13301,"In class, what about you all?",I'm heading to school. ,"Hope you have a good school day. If you get bored, you know who talk to"
13302,I'm heading to school. ,"Hope you have a good school day. If you get bored, you know who talk to","Thanks, but I don't have a phone lol. "
13303,"Hope you have a good school day. If you get bored, you know who talk to","Thanks, but I don't have a phone lol. ",Hahaha how are you texting me now then?
13304,"Thanks, but I don't have a phone lol. ",Hahaha how are you texting me now then?,Parent's phone
13305,Hahaha how are you texting me now then?,Parent's phone,Really man. How can we talk then? 
13306,Parent's phone,Really man. How can we talk then? ,We can't unless it's not during school.
13307,"In class, what about you all?",Cleaning my house with the music blasting.,Upvoted this 
13308,Cleaning my house with the music blasting.,Upvoted this ,Upvoted this
13309,"In class, what about you all?",Leaving class😉,Perfect. Wanna meet up somewhere? 
13310,Leaving class😉,Perfect. Wanna meet up somewhere? ,Yea I'll meet you at the cafe!
13311,"In class, what about you all?",Drunk in south east Asia. I'm pretty happy with myself rn. ,My ultimate goal. 
13312,Drunk in south east Asia. I'm pretty happy with myself rn. ,My ultimate goal. ,It's a good one
13313,What's something you're good at?,Procrastination.,I do believe that's one thing I'm good at as well! 
13314,Procrastination.,I do believe that's one thing I'm good at as well! ,Me three!
13315,What's something you're good at?,disappointing,Well you answered my question and did not disappoint :-) 
13316,disappointing,Well you answered my question and did not disappoint :-) ,"Hmm, I guess I did."
13317,What's something you're good at?,"Languages, writing (which I used to be good at, but I really want to get into it again)",How many languages do you study/speak?
13318,"Languages, writing (which I used to be good at, but I really want to get into it again)",How many languages do you study/speak?,"4. Speak 2 fluently, intermediate level in the other 2."
13319,How many languages do you study/speak?,"4. Speak 2 fluently, intermediate level in the other 2.",Amazing! What languages? 
13320,What's something you're good at?,Counting to 21,"But have you ever made it to 22, though?"
13321,Counting to 21,"But have you ever made it to 22, though?","If I have 12 and draw a face card, yes.

Although I usually say 21. Makes people look twice."
13322,What are the perks of dating you?,"I'm low maintenance, know how to cook and have a high sex drive.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ",Are you me? You sound like me
13323,"I'm low maintenance, know how to cook and have a high sex drive.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ",Are you me? You sound like me,Or do you sound like me 
13324,What are the perks of dating you?,"If you enjoy massages, you will love me.",&lt;3 &lt;3 I'm sold already. 
13325,"If you enjoy massages, you will love me.",&lt;3 &lt;3 I'm sold already. ,B-but... I've come to bargain
13326,What are the perks of dating you?,I feel so insecure after reading all these comments xD There's no perks of dating me. *Sad*,"You're not me, so that's a perk!"
13327,I feel so insecure after reading all these comments xD There's no perks of dating me. *Sad*,"You're not me, so that's a perk!","But I'm me, so fml xD"
13328,So bored 22f,Drunk af. Practically the same thing.,Not drunk here 😂
13329,Drunk af. Practically the same thing.,Not drunk here 😂,My condolences.
13330,Not drunk here 😂,My condolences.,I'm in pain meds so I can't be drinking!
13331,My condolences.,I'm in pain meds so I can't be drinking!,Pretty sure that's how Heath Ledger went. Probably for the best.
13332,I'm in pain meds so I can't be drinking!,Pretty sure that's how Heath Ledger went. Probably for the best.,:( 
13333,So bored 22f,Talk to me. I get bored pretty often! ,Sup!
13334,Talk to me. I get bored pretty often! ,Sup!,Finished my classes late today and I did not feel sleeping yet but am tired...
13335,Sup!,Finished my classes late today and I did not feel sleeping yet but am tired...,Why'd you finish them late?
13336,Finished my classes late today and I did not feel sleeping yet but am tired...,Why'd you finish them late?,Nah I mean they are late. 
13337,So bored 22f,Play music. Always works for me.,Can't wake other people :/
13338,Play music. Always works for me.,Can't wake other people :/,Well this subreddit's always here so take all the time you want :)
13339,So bored 22f,Play music. Always works for me.,"Yes, death metal and gangsta rap are good"
13340,Play music. Always works for me.,"Yes, death metal and gangsta rap are good",My jam!
13341,"Yes, death metal and gangsta rap are good",My jam!,Aww yeah
13342,So bored 22f,How did you get bored? ,On bedrest :/
13343,How did you get bored? ,On bedrest :/,Hahaha. On bed I think
13344,On bedrest :/,Hahaha. On bed I think,What
13345,Hahaha. On bed I think,What,When I'm on bed I think! 
13346,What,When I'm on bed I think! ,Uh ok 
13347,Hey guys wanna talk about your day or random things to chat,It's 12am but I'm not tired...oh well.,Same eastern time
13348,It's 12am but I'm not tired...oh well.,Same eastern time,I wanna sleep but might as well Reddit instead. (I'm in NY btw)
13349,Hey guys wanna talk about your day or random things to chat,It's 12am but I'm not tired...oh well.,It's 6.50am here and I'm not tired.. pls help :[
13350,It's 12am but I'm not tired...oh well.,It's 6.50am here and I'm not tired.. pls help :[,"Lmao I feel you, might as well start the day off at that point "
13351,It's 6.50am here and I'm not tired.. pls help :[,"Lmao I feel you, might as well start the day off at that point ","Yeah I guess.. Who needs sleep anyways, right? :'D"
13352,"Lmao I feel you, might as well start the day off at that point ","Yeah I guess.. Who needs sleep anyways, right? :'D",As long as you can function
13353,Hey guys wanna talk about your day or random things to chat,"I'm just goofing of on the internet befor I go to bed. so, what you do for fun man?",I'm a musician and I like video games
13354,"I'm just goofing of on the internet befor I go to bed. so, what you do for fun man?",I'm a musician and I like video games,Nice! what do you play? (For both)
13355,I'm a musician and I like video games,Nice! what do you play? (For both),Cello and guitar
13356,Hey guys wanna talk about your day or random things to chat,i like your username and im kinda shocked it wasn't taken haha,Thank you are you high right now?
13357,i like your username and im kinda shocked it wasn't taken haha,Thank you are you high right now?,HOW DID YOU KNOW! Are you a cop hahaha
13358,Thank you are you high right now?,HOW DID YOU KNOW! Are you a cop hahaha,Hahaha no but I guess I'm a psychic 
13359,HOW DID YOU KNOW! Are you a cop hahaha,Hahaha no but I guess I'm a psychic ,Man with many talents over here haha! how was your day?
13360,Hahaha no but I guess I'm a psychic ,Man with many talents over here haha! how was your day?,It  was a breeze and I achieved little 
13361,Hahaha no but I guess I'm a psychic ,Man with many talents over here haha! how was your day?,Breezy and chill tbh
13362,Man with many talents over here haha! how was your day?,Breezy and chill tbh,Breezy and chill I like it very zen
13363,Hey guys wanna talk about your day or random things to chat,got any plants? I'm about to try and plant a stack of rose bush cuttings.,My mom has some but I just watch them slowly die.... we always get new ones though!!!
13364,got any plants? I'm about to try and plant a stack of rose bush cuttings.,My mom has some but I just watch them slowly die.... we always get new ones though!!!,"&gt; I just watch them slowly die

You should try and save one or something."
13365,My mom has some but I just watch them slowly die.... we always get new ones though!!!,"&gt; I just watch them slowly die

You should try and save one or something.",That's true 
13366,Debate: Greatest Candy of ALL TIME,i like the pure sugar.,okay then.....pure sugar it is.
13367,i like the pure sugar.,okay then.....pure sugar it is.,i recommend putting it in water. maybe add a little lime and peppermints.
13368,okay then.....pure sugar it is.,i recommend putting it in water. maybe add a little lime and peppermints.,add some marmite to that too :)
13369,i recommend putting it in water. maybe add a little lime and peppermints.,add some marmite to that too :),what is marmite? friend of vegimite? LOL.
13370,add some marmite to that too :),what is marmite? friend of vegimite? LOL.,"yes, and equally disgusting I've heard, unless there are people who like both.... "
13371,what is marmite? friend of vegimite? LOL.,"yes, and equally disgusting I've heard, unless there are people who like both.... ",i bet mites do. like actual mites. LOL.
13372,okay then.....pure sugar it is.,i recommend putting it in water. maybe add a little lime and peppermints.,"Or even better, some Cachaça with the lime and sugar, and voila--Caipirinha!"
13373,i recommend putting it in water. maybe add a little lime and peppermints.,"Or even better, some Cachaça with the lime and sugar, and voila--Caipirinha!","oooh i wanna take you down, down to Kokomo~"
13374,"Or even better, some Cachaça with the lime and sugar, and voila--Caipirinha!","oooh i wanna take you down, down to Kokomo~","LOL...Indiana?  With Joe Schmo?  What a romantic date!
"
13375,"oooh i wanna take you down, down to Kokomo~","LOL...Indiana?  With Joe Schmo?  What a romantic date!
",tiny umbrella-drinks!!
13376,"LOL...Indiana?  With Joe Schmo?  What a romantic date!
",tiny umbrella-drinks!!,"Ahhh...Beach Boys!  I didn't get it, sorry.  No mention of Brazil in that song!"
13377,Debate: Greatest Candy of ALL TIME,The best is obviously a classic Charleston Chew!,"Frozen, of course."
13378,The best is obviously a classic Charleston Chew!,"Frozen, of course.",Confession: Never had one frozen. I'll have to it sometime
13379,Debate: Greatest Candy of ALL TIME,Reese's peanut butter cups are THE BEST,"peanut butter is protein, have at it!"
13380,Reese's peanut butter cups are THE BEST,"peanut butter is protein, have at it!",If only the vending machine at work would take tens :(
13381,Debate: Greatest Candy of ALL TIME,Honestly? Raisins.,I hate raisins.... ugh
13382,Honestly? Raisins.,I hate raisins.... ugh,They're so soft and sweet and lovely! And they're good with everything!
13383,I hate raisins.... ugh,They're so soft and sweet and lovely! And they're good with everything!,awesome!
13384,So what are your ways to get over a broken heart?,By keeping too busy to even think about it.,"Quite hard, when you see them everyday during work"
13385,By keeping too busy to even think about it.,"Quite hard, when you see them everyday during work",I see your point.
13386,By keeping too busy to even think about it.,"Quite hard, when you see them everyday during work","That's why you don't shit where you eat.
"
13387,So what are your ways to get over a broken heart?,Best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. ,How poetic haha
13388,Best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. ,How poetic haha,It's not wrong 
13389,How poetic haha,It's not wrong ,"No arguments here, think I oughta give it a shot to be fair!"
13390,It's not wrong ,"No arguments here, think I oughta give it a shot to be fair!",I've found it to be very successful.
13391,What are you all excited about/looking forwards to?,I've got some ice cream in the freezer ,"Nice, what flavour?"
13392,I've got some ice cream in the freezer ,"Nice, what flavour?",Well there's three...but I'm focused on strawberry
13393,What are you all excited about/looking forwards to?,Life Is Strange Before The Storm. Only thing I'm looking forward to right now!,"I haven't heard of that before, is it a film?"
13394,Life Is Strange Before The Storm. Only thing I'm looking forward to right now!,"I haven't heard of that before, is it a film?",It's a story telling video game.
13395,"I want you to mentally compete this chain before you look at the OP text and reply: ""Boy/Girl"", ""Man/Woman"", ""Guy/…""","Gal. 

Old school, cool, the opposite of me lol",Are you new school lame?
13396,"Gal. 

Old school, cool, the opposite of me lol",Are you new school lame?,"I don't know that I would say lame, just uncool..."
13397,What's your style?,"Pretty much black leggings, a dark maroon top, wavy hair, eyeliner and lipstick always. ","Yeah, maroon is the new black. A lot of people wear it. "
13398,"Pretty much black leggings, a dark maroon top, wavy hair, eyeliner and lipstick always. ","Yeah, maroon is the new black. A lot of people wear it. ",Any guesses?
13399,What's your style?,"Pretty much black leggings, a dark maroon top, wavy hair, eyeliner and lipstick always. ",A jazz singer or a waiter at a Parisian cafe?
13400,"Pretty much black leggings, a dark maroon top, wavy hair, eyeliner and lipstick always. ",A jazz singer or a waiter at a Parisian cafe?,No😂
13401,What's your style?,"Black Under armour top .
Black puma bottoms.
All black under armour  shoes.

Take a guess ","Sports, you like sports. You take care of yourself. You're in your early 20s."
13402,"Black Under armour top .
Black puma bottoms.
All black under armour  shoes.

Take a guess ","Sports, you like sports. You take care of yourself. You're in your early 20s.",15 into body building 
13403,What's your style?,"Black and white nike shoes.  
Dark jeans.  
Generic dark color shirt.  
Black Adidas jacket.  ","Laid back, 17ish and likes sports. Am I right? "
13404,"Black and white nike shoes.  
Dark jeans.  
Generic dark color shirt.  
Black Adidas jacket.  ","Laid back, 17ish and likes sports. Am I right? ",1 year off and no sports. Close haha. 
13405,What's your style?,i wear fruit of the loom oversized t shirts and 10 year old jeans,Respect? 
13406,i wear fruit of the loom oversized t shirts and 10 year old jeans,Respect? ,i'm not sure what you mean
13407,fun game: tell me a band or song you like and i'll recommend you a song,"U2-California There's no end to love
",modern man - arcade fire
13408,"U2-California There's no end to love
",modern man - arcade fire,Nice tunes and great lyrics. Love the song. 
13409,fun game: tell me a band or song you like and i'll recommend you a song,"Us against the world, viva la vida, yellow, fix you - coldplay",ok this is tricky cuz i hate coldplay but maybe: i am trying to break your heart - wilco
13410,"Us against the world, viva la vida, yellow, fix you - coldplay",ok this is tricky cuz i hate coldplay but maybe: i am trying to break your heart - wilco,Why do you hate coldplay :(
13411,ok this is tricky cuz i hate coldplay but maybe: i am trying to break your heart - wilco,Why do you hate coldplay :(,sorry :( they're just kind of boring in my opinion 
13412,fun game: tell me a band or song you like and i'll recommend you a song,Bonobo - Kerala,all we need - odesza 
13413,Bonobo - Kerala,all we need - odesza ,"Great choice, I too dig Odesza!"
13414,fun game: tell me a band or song you like and i'll recommend you a song,"Hmm... not one of their most known songs, but This Place Is Death - Deftones",panic switch - silversun pickups
13415,"Hmm... not one of their most known songs, but This Place Is Death - Deftones",panic switch - silversun pickups,"Woah I like it!

Even though the singer caught me off guard lol"
13416,panic switch - silversun pickups,"Woah I like it!

Even though the singer caught me off guard lol","yay success! and yeah his voice is weird, it's cool tho"
13417,What are you passionate about?,"Nihilism, it's by far my life's passion.",How do you pursue this passion? 
13418,"Nihilism, it's by far my life's passion.",How do you pursue this passion? ,"I don't have to, I already have it."
13419,What makes you really happy?,Being with friends. Reading books. ,What books do you like? I need some recommendations
13420,Being with friends. Reading books. ,What books do you like? I need some recommendations,Read something by George Orwell or John Grisham. Those are two of my favorite authors
13421,What makes you really happy?,Food,"Like, dog food or human food"
13422,Food,"Like, dog food or human food",&gt;:(
13423,"Like, dog food or human food",&gt;:(,Haha soorrry. What's your favorite food?
13424,&gt;:(,Haha soorrry. What's your favorite food?,I reported you.
13425,Haha soorrry. What's your favorite food?,I reported you.,"oh no :(

good thing i use incognito :^)"
13426,I reported you.,"oh no :(

good thing i use incognito :^)",.-. huh
13427,"oh no :(

good thing i use incognito :^)",.-. huh,what
13428,What makes you really happy?,Hanging out with my girlfriend. She always seems to make everything better.,"I'm happy for you :) She sounds sweet, is she single?"
13429,Hanging out with my girlfriend. She always seems to make everything better.,"I'm happy for you :) She sounds sweet, is she single?","Lucky for me, she is not"
13430,"I'm happy for you :) She sounds sweet, is she single?","Lucky for me, she is not","hahaha damn, so close

I hope you too are doing well :)"
13431,What makes you really happy?,Music :D,"Any kind, or a specific genre?
"
13432,Music :D,"Any kind, or a specific genre?
","It can range from a lot of different types, what about you?"
13433,I'm glad that the eclipse today finally gave America a reason to talk about something positive for a change,Eclipse &gt; Trump,Only if we could block out the Mexicans as well as the sun 
13434,Eclipse &gt; Trump,Only if we could block out the Mexicans as well as the sun ,"/s

You dropped that"
13435,I'm glad that the eclipse today finally gave America a reason to talk about something positive for a change,Eclipse &gt; Trump,Guess who's on a list now ... 
13436,Eclipse &gt; Trump,Guess who's on a list now ... ,Lol
13437,I'm glad that the eclipse today finally gave America a reason to talk about something positive for a change,What is positive about an eclipse?,they're rare and it's like night time for a while
13438,What is positive about an eclipse?,they're rare and it's like night time for a while,"They're cool, but how are they positive?"
13439,they're rare and it's like night time for a while,"They're cool, but how are they positive?",Well.....things that are cool tend to be positive I'm assuming.
13440,"They're cool, but how are they positive?",Well.....things that are cool tend to be positive I'm assuming.,Good talk.
13441,I'm glad that the eclipse today finally gave America a reason to talk about something positive for a change,Reminded me of when the Cubs won. That was a good day.,And Pokémon Go launch week. That shit was magic. 
13442,Reminded me of when the Cubs won. That was a good day.,And Pokémon Go launch week. That shit was magic. ,Magic that was quickly flushed down the drain by it's creators
13443,Reminded me of when the Cubs won. That was a good day.,And Pokémon Go launch week. That shit was magic. ,"God yes! That was so fun
"
13444,Height,"nah.

I'm fun sized! \:D/","hahaha, what does that supposed to mean?"
13445,"nah.

I'm fun sized! \:D/","hahaha, what does that supposed to mean?","I'm fine being small. :)

I'm 5ft 4in. Average back in SEAsia, tiny in Europe."
13446,"hahaha, what does that supposed to mean?","I'm fine being small. :)

I'm 5ft 4in. Average back in SEAsia, tiny in Europe.",Nice height 
13447,Height,Being 5'6 as a 24 yr old male is a struggle. Wish I was taller lol.,"5'4""ish here. Yeah women can be pretty shallow when it comes to height "
13448,Being 5'6 as a 24 yr old male is a struggle. Wish I was taller lol.,"5'4""ish here. Yeah women can be pretty shallow when it comes to height ","Man, 5'4"" is just about ideal for me.  Whatever you got, someone is into it.  :) "
13449,"5'4""ish here. Yeah women can be pretty shallow when it comes to height ","Man, 5'4"" is just about ideal for me.  Whatever you got, someone is into it.  :) ",Yay!
13450,"Man, 5'4"" is just about ideal for me.  Whatever you got, someone is into it.  :) ",Yay!,Just a matter of finding them.  :)
13451,Height,I'm 5'7. Always wanted to be 6ft. ;-;,Same same
13452,I'm 5'7. Always wanted to be 6ft. ;-;,Same same,"I swear I fucking stunted my own growth. Thanks, acid reflux."
13453,Same same,"I swear I fucking stunted my own growth. Thanks, acid reflux.",What did you do hahaha
13454,Height,"6' exactly and I'm quite happy with it. 

(guy)",Nice man
13455,"6' exactly and I'm quite happy with it. 

(guy)",Nice man,"Thanks! Considering the plight of my shorter brethren, I'm quite thankful. "
13456,What's your favorite video game?,Halo 2,Halo 2 is the reason it took me an extra year to graduate college
13457,Halo 2,Halo 2 is the reason it took me an extra year to graduate college,I expect nothing less
13458,What's your favorite video game?,Heavy Rain,I cry every time I see that kid die :(
13459,Heavy Rain,I cry every time I see that kid die :(,Spoilers maaan
13460,I cry every time I see that kid die :(,Spoilers maaan,Don't worry it happens within the first 10 seconds of the game 
13461,Heavy Rain,I cry every time I see that kid die :(,"There's a glitch that makes it funny. Google ""Press X to Shawn""."
13462,What's your favorite video game?,To The Moon and Life is Strange,Never heard of 2 the moon before
13463,To The Moon and Life is Strange,Never heard of 2 the moon before,"Oh BOY. It's a feels-trip, and absolutely worth a play-through. "
13464,What's your favorite video game?,To The Moon and Life is Strange,The soundtrack for To the Moon is freaking good
13465,To The Moon and Life is Strange,The soundtrack for To the Moon is freaking good,"I still listen to ""For River"" piano version from time to time. It is wonderful."
13466,What's your favorite video game?,Star Wars Battlefront 2 ORIGINAL ,The new one is pretty boring.
13467,Star Wars Battlefront 2 ORIGINAL ,The new one is pretty boring.,I so agree. Dude I was fucking disappointed to shit. But unfortunately not surprised. 
13468,The new one is pretty boring.,I so agree. Dude I was fucking disappointed to shit. But unfortunately not surprised. ,It's literally just battlefield with lasers
13469,I so agree. Dude I was fucking disappointed to shit. But unfortunately not surprised. ,It's literally just battlefield with lasers,And poor flying mechanics with no actual space battles 
13470,It's literally just battlefield with lasers,And poor flying mechanics with no actual space battles ,AND SO MUCH DLC
13471,And poor flying mechanics with no actual space battles ,AND SO MUCH DLC,GIVE US YOUR MONEY I NEED MONEY TO SPEND ON FIFA PACKS MORE DLC
13472,And poor flying mechanics with no actual space battles ,AND SO MUCH DLC,I think they said that all DLC would be free for the upcoming game :) 
13473,What's your favorite video game?,Assassin's Creed 2 &amp; Devil May Cry 3 ,I loved ac2 
13474,Assassin's Creed 2 &amp; Devil May Cry 3 ,I loved ac2 ,Ezio's story in my opinion is the best among the rest of the AC games
13475,It's almost 4 AM where I live and I am alone with my thoughts. Can we talk about random stuff?,Did you see the eclipse?,I'm not in a place where the eclipse occurred. did you?
13476,Did you see the eclipse?,I'm not in a place where the eclipse occurred. did you?,"Yeah I know I forgot it was just the US. Yeah I saw, it was awesome."
13477,It's almost 4 AM where I live and I am alone with my thoughts. Can we talk about random stuff?,pizza,What kind of pizza do you like?
13478,pizza,What kind of pizza do you like?,alll pizaaaaaaa
13479,What would you miss most if you went blind?,"Bloodborne, dark souls and my family i guess",You could spend your gaming time on learning an instrument!
13480,"Bloodborne, dark souls and my family i guess",You could spend your gaming time on learning an instrument!,And i could learn the awsome soundtracks this game have thanks for the idea.
13481,You could spend your gaming time on learning an instrument!,And i could learn the awsome soundtracks this game have thanks for the idea.,You could do that *right now* even. c:
13482,And i could learn the awsome soundtracks this game have thanks for the idea.,You could do that *right now* even. c:,Maybe if i wouldn't be lazy ;_;
13483,Anyone else planning on invading the Fire Nation today?,"Whos is invading, the earth or water nations?",Joint coalition.
13484,"Whos is invading, the earth or water nations?",Joint coalition.,"Well they gotta work quick, they only have a 2 minute window to take down the fire nation."
13485,Joint coalition.,"Well they gotta work quick, they only have a 2 minute window to take down the fire nation.",We've got this.
13486,Anyone else planning on invading the Fire Nation today?,I'm more worried about the nationwide transmutation circle.,The what?
13487,I'm more worried about the nationwide transmutation circle.,The what?,Full Metal Alchemist bruh!
13488,The what?,Full Metal Alchemist bruh!,I have started this show 3 or 4 times but never seem to be able to finish it 
13489,Anyone else planning on invading the Fire Nation today?,I'll had a minute and it wasn't enough time. Hopefully the Avatar had more success than I.,We need to get the earth benders to combine their powers and hold the moon in place.
13490,I'll had a minute and it wasn't enough time. Hopefully the Avatar had more success than I.,We need to get the earth benders to combine their powers and hold the moon in place.,Omg does anyone know Toph? lol
13491,We need to get the earth benders to combine their powers and hold the moon in place.,Omg does anyone know Toph? lol,Well the moon IS iron.
13492,"Had a bad day so far, want to hear about yours","My day is alright, some construction guys are at my house and the fumes are getting in",What're they building?
13493,"My day is alright, some construction guys are at my house and the fumes are getting in",What're they building?,They are installing an awning
13494,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.",**Vent** my grandma goes into surgery today and I'm really worried about her. I feel so helpless,I hope she's alright! Sending love and good vibes to you and your family! xx
13495,**Vent** my grandma goes into surgery today and I'm really worried about her. I feel so helpless,I hope she's alright! Sending love and good vibes to you and your family! xx,Her surgery went well. Thank you for the kind words!
13496,I hope she's alright! Sending love and good vibes to you and your family! xx,Her surgery went well. Thank you for the kind words!,I'm really glad to hear that! I hope she has a speedy recovery &lt;3
13497,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.",Wedding in four days. So Excited!!!,Yours?
13498,Wedding in four days. So Excited!!!,Yours?,Yes 😁
13499,Yours?,Yes 😁,Have fun! 
13500,Yes 😁,Have fun! ,Thanks!
13501,Have fun! ,Thanks!,"Congrats :)
"
13502,Thanks!,"Congrats :)
",Thanks.
13503,What is your favorite band?,"This might show my age, but my all-time favorite band is the Smashing Pumpkins. ","I like them a lot too, and Mellon Collie is older than I am. "
13504,"This might show my age, but my all-time favorite band is the Smashing Pumpkins. ","I like them a lot too, and Mellon Collie is older than I am. ",I was 14 when that album was released. I have the cover tattooed on me. I love it that much. 
13505,What is your favorite band?,The killers.,Love The Killers. Amazing songwriters and they really put their all into their performances.
13506,The killers.,Love The Killers. Amazing songwriters and they really put their all into their performances.,Right. There coming to my town soon for a concert so I'm hoping to get tickets.
13507,"After 33 years, i feel like i'm finally happy and that the happiness doesn't have an ""expiration date"". I've quit drinking, fallen in love, cleaned up my life, and have $20 left in my bank account after bills got paid this weekend. I had no idea life could be this good!",I'm super glad that life's looking up for you! Sending good vibes your way! &lt;3 ,"very kind of you.  hope your week is great!
"
13508,I'm super glad that life's looking up for you! Sending good vibes your way! &lt;3 ,"very kind of you.  hope your week is great!
",Thanks! Have a lovely week! :) 
13509,"After 33 years, i feel like i'm finally happy and that the happiness doesn't have an ""expiration date"". I've quit drinking, fallen in love, cleaned up my life, and have $20 left in my bank account after bills got paid this weekend. I had no idea life could be this good!",Don't get cancer.,This cracked me up.  Same to you.  :)
13510,Don't get cancer.,This cracked me up.  Same to you.  :),Too late buddy :-P
13511,What are some little things that get you annoyed? It's okay if it's petty,"People booping le snoot! Seriously, happens more than you'd think.","I always want to boop the snoot. But I know it's common sense to ask first, so I resist.  "
13512,"People booping le snoot! Seriously, happens more than you'd think.","I always want to boop the snoot. But I know it's common sense to ask first, so I resist.  ","Thank you, kind human."
13513,What are some little things that get you annoyed? It's okay if it's petty,I hate People who spend an hour ordering and leave most food in their plate.,Maybe they're picky eaters 
13514,I hate People who spend an hour ordering and leave most food in their plate.,Maybe they're picky eaters ,True.
13515,"Hey Redditors, what was the dumbest thing you believed as a child ?",I believed girls had just feminine penises. ,I'm curious now... What would that look like ?
13516,I believed girls had just feminine penises. ,I'm curious now... What would that look like ?,Not that different from yours ... jk 
13517,Being alone is killing me.,Is it just me or does algebra make you suicidal? I swear it's soul crushing ,Linear algebra or abstract algebra?
13518,Is it just me or does algebra make you suicidal? I swear it's soul crushing ,Linear algebra or abstract algebra?,"O my god, there are TWO OF THEM?!?"
13519,Is it just me or does algebra make you suicidal? I swear it's soul crushing ,Linear algebra or abstract algebra?,I had no idea there was two types 
13520,Being alone is killing me.,Are you a fan of Rush?,"I don't know it,sorry."
13521,Are you a fan of Rush?,"I don't know it,sorry.",You should listen to them. One of the best bands in the world IMO.
13522,"I don't know it,sorry.",You should listen to them. One of the best bands in the world IMO.,I'll search them on Spotify. What genre they do?
13523,You should listen to them. One of the best bands in the world IMO.,I'll search them on Spotify. What genre they do?,Rock
13524,"Cool idea: screenshot your home page on your phone, let's see what similarities and differences there are",Yoooo what decks do you play in yugioh?,"Nekroz, lost world dinos and ddd"
13525,Yoooo what decks do you play in yugioh?,"Nekroz, lost world dinos and ddd",I'll give you a pass on Nekroz since djinn lock isn't a thing anymore :P
13526,"Cool idea: screenshot your home page on your phone, let's see what similarities and differences there are",Ohhh! Mobile MAL... Is there one for MU?,MU? Marvel Universe? (I know it's not) 
13527,Ohhh! Mobile MAL... Is there one for MU?,MU? Marvel Universe? (I know it's not) ,"Yeah, it's fine :3 (It stands for Manga Updates)"
13528,Did you do anything fun or interesting today?,Not much. Laid down and watched a couple episodes of Rick and Morty.,"Doesn't sound like a bad day to me. I've never watched that show, but I've heard it's good."
13529,Not much. Laid down and watched a couple episodes of Rick and Morty.,"Doesn't sound like a bad day to me. I've never watched that show, but I've heard it's good.",It's amazing! I recommend it to anyone!
13530,Did you do anything fun or interesting today?,I did! I hiked at Purgatory Chasm today! It was a short and easy trail but it was really fun!,Are you a big hiker?
13531,I did! I hiked at Purgatory Chasm today! It was a short and easy trail but it was really fun!,Are you a big hiker?,I like to think so. I don't get to go as much as I'd like but I try to go as much as I can. 
13532,Did you do anything fun or interesting today?,My cousin is running for judge in her district. I had some blended berry juice and brownies.,"That's awesome! Both for your cousin, and for your blended berry juice and brownies."
13533,My cousin is running for judge in her district. I had some blended berry juice and brownies.,"That's awesome! Both for your cousin, and for your blended berry juice and brownies.",Aw shucks
13534,"Hey reddit, my boyfriend insists that he can tell if a dog is male or female just by looking at it's face",This is great! [Here are my two.],I'm gonna do my own prediction the first is female and the second is male.
13535,This is great! [Here are my two.],I'm gonna do my own prediction the first is female and the second is male.,"Damn, that's what he says as well"
13536,I'm gonna do my own prediction the first is female and the second is male.,"Damn, that's what he says as well",Now we have to wait for confirmation.
13537,This is great! [Here are my two.],I'm gonna do my own prediction the first is female and the second is male.,I actually think the reverse. Couldn't tell you why though
13538,I'm gonna do my own prediction the first is female and the second is male.,I actually think the reverse. Couldn't tell you why though,I don't know why either but it's my gut feeling. that doesn't mean a lot tho.
13539,I'm gonna do my own prediction the first is female and the second is male.,I actually think the reverse. Couldn't tell you why though,They're actually both female!
13540,I actually think the reverse. Couldn't tell you why though,They're actually both female!,Lies!!!
13541,This is great! [Here are my two.],I'm gonna do my own prediction the first is female and the second is male.,Both females actually!
13542,"Hey reddit, my boyfriend insists that he can tell if a dog is male or female just by looking at it's face",This is great! [Here are my two.],Those are adorable puppers.
13543,This is great! [Here are my two.],Those are adorable puppers.,Thank you! :D
13544,"Hey reddit, my boyfriend insists that he can tell if a dog is male or female just by looking at it's face",Can he figure out cats? I want to throw him for a loop. ,He says cats are not difficult but he'll try
13545,Can he figure out cats? I want to throw him for a loop. ,He says cats are not difficult but he'll try,[removed]
13546,He says cats are not difficult but he'll try,[removed],"He says male, very cute cat tho (:"
13547,what is your favorite...,"mine are

band: car seat headrest
movie: dazed and confused
tv show: twin peaks",I love dazed and confused and twin peaks!
13548,"mine are

band: car seat headrest
movie: dazed and confused
tv show: twin peaks",I love dazed and confused and twin peaks!,yay we should be friends :)
13549,what is your favorite...,"The Wombats   
Lost in Translation   
Twin Peaks",lost in translation is so good
13550,"The Wombats   
Lost in Translation   
Twin Peaks",lost in translation is so good,I could watch it over and over
13551,What are your unpopular opinions?,Pineapple pizza is the pizza for you and me.,No pineapple pizza is a sin
13552,Pineapple pizza is the pizza for you and me.,No pineapple pizza is a sin,Have you at least tried it?
13553,No pineapple pizza is a sin,Have you at least tried it?,"Yes, I don't think they go together"
13554,Have you at least tried it?,"Yes, I don't think they go together",Fair enough.
13555,Pineapple pizza is the pizza for you and me.,No pineapple pizza is a sin,"&gt;no comma

Correct!"
13556,No pineapple pizza is a sin,"&gt;no comma

Correct!",Life is too short for commas you little punk
13557,What are your unpopular opinions?,I think getting drunk/high isn't right.,What exactly do you mean by not right ?
13558,I think getting drunk/high isn't right.,What exactly do you mean by not right ?,I just don't think it's right to have your conscious altered
13559,What exactly do you mean by not right ?,I just don't think it's right to have your conscious altered,"Everything ""alters"" your conscious. Each new experience changes you in subtle or big ways. "
13560,Does anyone else really really really love driving late at night?,In Brazil if you drive late night you'll go back home without car,"In Manila, 2am traffic is the same as 2pm"
13561,In Brazil if you drive late night you'll go back home without car,"In Manila, 2am traffic is the same as 2pm",Why?
13562,"In Manila, 2am traffic is the same as 2pm",Why?,Most densely populated city in the world.
13563,Why?,Most densely populated city in the world.,Lol I thought it was a time difference joke
13564,In Brazil if you drive late night you'll go back home without car,"In Manila, 2am traffic is the same as 2pm","Same with Los Angeles, when op says road to themselves I snorted. "
13565,What facial or body features do you find especially endearing? Why?,Long noses.,Specifically long? Or is large good enough for you? Are we talking Mediterranean or Mr Burns?
13566,Long noses.,Specifically long? Or is large good enough for you? Are we talking Mediterranean or Mr Burns?,Maybe we can get extreme and go full Cyrano de Bergerac.
13567,I'm a doctor. My job is sad. What movie will make it better?,Escanaba In Da Moonlight. Trust me.,I'm a chick... does that change your answer? :D 
13568,Escanaba In Da Moonlight. Trust me.,I'm a chick... does that change your answer? :D ,It does not.
13569,Let's analyze eachother on our post history!,"Give it as brutal as you can please.
","Oh, I'll give it brutal then. ;) 
Give me a minute. "
13570,"Give it as brutal as you can please.
","Oh, I'll give it brutal then. ;) 
Give me a minute. ","I expect at least like three ""hurtful"" things. Please don't stroke ego here. "
13571,It's been awhile since I've been here...,"You! 

Hi.  ","HEY! 

Ypu still the queen of dead baby jokes? How's life been for ya? "
13572,"You! 

Hi.  ","HEY! 

Ypu still the queen of dead baby jokes? How's life been for ya? ","I try!  Things are pretty good, how about you?"
13573,It's been awhile since I've been here...,Hey it's been so long dude lol,Yo what's up my dude! It's been a real long time. How's it been? 
13574,Hey it's been so long dude lol,Yo what's up my dude! It's been a real long time. How's it been? ,Terrible. You? 
13575,Yo what's up my dude! It's been a real long time. How's it been? ,Terrible. You? ,"Yeah basically the same. Met another great bunch of people though, so that's helped a lot. "
13576,Terrible. You? ,"Yeah basically the same. Met another great bunch of people though, so that's helped a lot. ",Same but it hasn't helped much. 
13577,Hit on each other!,I'm not sure how this is meant to work...,"You don't need any help workin' it, you do it just fine naturally"
13578,I'm not sure how this is meant to work...,"You don't need any help workin' it, you do it just fine naturally",I see what you did there! :)
13579,Hit on each other!,Let me put a bun in your oven.,But I'm vegan and gluten intolerant.
13580,Let me put a bun in your oven.,But I'm vegan and gluten intolerant.,There buns that are. ;)
13581,Hit on each other!,"Hey girl, you got butts?",Yes.
13582,"Hey girl, you got butts?",Yes.,"Wow, you seem chill as fuck, what's your credit card number?"
13583,Yes.,"Wow, you seem chill as fuck, what's your credit card number?","Whatever yours is, bby girl."
13584,Yes.,"Wow, you seem chill as fuck, what's your credit card number?",5
13585,"Wow, you seem chill as fuck, what's your credit card number?",5,...out of 5 is what you are.
13586,5,...out of 5 is what you are.,I like you
13587,Hit on each other!,Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.,"Hey, you wanna go get a pizza and fuck?"
13588,Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.,"Hey, you wanna go get a pizza and fuck?",You two should date.
13589,"Hey, you wanna go get a pizza and fuck?",You two should date.,"Thing is, I'm a lesbian ha"
13590,You two should date.,"Thing is, I'm a lesbian ha",Well hey girl! So do you like sleeping and stuff?
13591,"Thing is, I'm a lesbian ha",Well hey girl! So do you like sleeping and stuff?,"Definitely like stuff, sleeping is always a plus lol. Wouldn't mind getting to know you 😉"
13592,Well hey girl! So do you like sleeping and stuff?,"Definitely like stuff, sleeping is always a plus lol. Wouldn't mind getting to know you 😉",No way! I like stuff and sleeping too! We should totally catch up on sleep together sometime ;)
13593,"Definitely like stuff, sleeping is always a plus lol. Wouldn't mind getting to know you 😉",No way! I like stuff and sleeping too! We should totally catch up on sleep together sometime ;),As long as I get enough blanket and more than one square inch of space then I'm game.
13594,You two should date.,"Thing is, I'm a lesbian ha","Well, I guess we'll just have to be friends then."
13595,"Thing is, I'm a lesbian ha","Well, I guess we'll just have to be friends then.",I like that 😊
13596,"Well, I guess we'll just have to be friends then.",I like that 😊,Let the games begin 
13597,You two should date.,"Thing is, I'm a lesbian ha","I guess we'll just have to be friends instead, then."
13598,"Hey y'all. I'm drunk and I'm listening to music. Suggest a song, I'll play it, and then I'll tell you what I think about it.",Midnight Hour by Jamestown Revival ,Okay okay I'm feeling this vibe. Shoot me another suggestion. 
13599,Midnight Hour by Jamestown Revival ,Okay okay I'm feeling this vibe. Shoot me another suggestion. ,First Try by JohnnySwim
13600,"Hey y'all. I'm drunk and I'm listening to music. Suggest a song, I'll play it, and then I'll tell you what I think about it.",The hands that thieve - Streetlight Manifesto,This is the first ska suggestion. I love it!!!
13601,The hands that thieve - Streetlight Manifesto,This is the first ska suggestion. I love it!!!,:D
13602,"Hey y'all. I'm drunk and I'm listening to music. Suggest a song, I'll play it, and then I'll tell you what I think about it.",Links &amp; Waves by Hurt,That song was really short. I got briefly sidetracked and then it ended. 
13603,Links &amp; Waves by Hurt,That song was really short. I got briefly sidetracked and then it ended. ,It's definitely a short song. How about Baby Come On by +44. 
13604,That song was really short. I got briefly sidetracked and then it ended. ,It's definitely a short song. How about Baby Come On by +44. ,Alright I'm playing this one now. Sounds like blink 182. I'm down with this. 
13605,"Hey y'all. I'm drunk and I'm listening to music. Suggest a song, I'll play it, and then I'll tell you what I think about it.",Billy Joel-Piano Man. Listen to it at 9 o'clock PM on a Saturday.,Couldn't wait. Playing it now. 
13606,Billy Joel-Piano Man. Listen to it at 9 o'clock PM on a Saturday.,Couldn't wait. Playing it now. ,Play it again at 9 pm
13607,What are y'all doing tonight?,Spinning a couple of records and drinking gin. I need more gin. ,I feel that. I need more wine
13608,Spinning a couple of records and drinking gin. I need more gin. ,I feel that. I need more wine,"Well, cheers then."
13609,I feel that. I need more wine,"Well, cheers then.",Likewise. May our glasses always stay full
13610,What are y'all doing tonight?,"Played some video games, now setting up characters for a DnD campaign (my first ever!!!!!) :D",What video games were you playing?
13611,"Played some video games, now setting up characters for a DnD campaign (my first ever!!!!!) :D",What video games were you playing?,Nothing much.
13612,What're you planning to do this weekend?,Panic shopping for things I may need when I move in just over a week.,What's drawing you to another area? 
13613,Panic shopping for things I may need when I move in just over a week.,What's drawing you to another area? ,Academia. PhD time.
13614,What's drawing you to another area? ,Academia. PhD time.,Nice. I wish you the best of luck. 
13615,What're you planning to do this weekend?,"Study, study and study. 

I have a paper on Monday, Wednesday and Thursday ",You can do it! 
13616,"Study, study and study. 

I have a paper on Monday, Wednesday and Thursday ",You can do it! ,Thanks! Less Reddit more work they say....
13617,What're you planning to do this weekend?,Preparing for classes that restart on Monday. I might go ice skating if I have time available.,Do you like hockey? 
13618,Preparing for classes that restart on Monday. I might go ice skating if I have time available.,Do you like hockey? ,Yep! I love hockey! That's partially why I am trying to learn how to ice skate. 
13619,Do you like hockey? ,Yep! I love hockey! That's partially why I am trying to learn how to ice skate. ,What's your favorite team? 
13620,What is your job title and what do you do?,Conventional transit operator; I drive city and suburban buses.,Nice. I like the title too :) 
13621,Conventional transit operator; I drive city and suburban buses.,Nice. I like the title too :) ,Any idea what a bus driver in your region might earn?
13622,What is your job title and what do you do?,Search Engine Marketing Account Manager. Run digital advertising campaigns for clients.,Cool! I used to do my organisations social media...not quite the same though! 
13623,Search Engine Marketing Account Manager. Run digital advertising campaigns for clients.,Cool! I used to do my organisations social media...not quite the same though! ,I do some with social media. Mostly run custom audience advertisements on Facebook.
13624,What is your job title and what do you do?,"Engineer, I fix stuff on boats.",I used to date a guy who was an engineer on boats. Johnny is that you 🙃😅
13625,"Engineer, I fix stuff on boats.",I used to date a guy who was an engineer on boats. Johnny is that you 🙃😅,"Oh yeah I know Johnny, he wants his hoodie back."
13626,What is your job title and what do you do?,Life guard. Guarding lives ,Awesome! That's a great job you've got there :) 
13627,Life guard. Guarding lives ,Awesome! That's a great job you've got there :) ,It is. I love it 
13628,"Not only is today Friday, but it is pay day! Also got a raise!!!",Cool! Congrats! My check had an extra days pay on it because of a stat holiday.,Awesome! Don't you love it when you find out you got a little extra? 
13629,Cool! Congrats! My check had an extra days pay on it because of a stat holiday.,Awesome! Don't you love it when you find out you got a little extra? ,You! Especially when the check starts with a 2 instead of a 1.
13630,Awesome! Don't you love it when you find out you got a little extra? ,You! Especially when the check starts with a 2 instead of a 1.,"Oh man, I haven't had one of those in a long time lol."
13631,You! Especially when the check starts with a 2 instead of a 1.,"Oh man, I haven't had one of those in a long time lol.","If I get close to 100 hours in the pay period= I take home $2,000 or so..."
13632,"Not only is today Friday, but it is pay day! Also got a raise!!!","That's so awesome, congrats on your raise! Here's hoping the rest of your day stays this way! :)",Thank you! Hope you have an awesome Friday as well!
13633,"That's so awesome, congrats on your raise! Here's hoping the rest of your day stays this way! :)",Thank you! Hope you have an awesome Friday as well!,Thank you :)
13634,"Not only is today Friday, but it is pay day! Also got a raise!!!",My Friday is also a pay day :),Ayyy enjoy it friend!
13635,My Friday is also a pay day :),Ayyy enjoy it friend!,I usually save most of it ;)
13636,"Not only is today Friday, but it is pay day! Also got a raise!!!","HEY.  EVERONE!

/u/FireKeeper09 is buying drinks at happy hour after work tonight!

","If you can make it to Minnesota by the time I get off work, you got it dude!"
13637,"HEY.  EVERONE!

/u/FireKeeper09 is buying drinks at happy hour after work tonight!

","If you can make it to Minnesota by the time I get off work, you got it dude!",MVP right here!
13638,"Not only is today Friday, but it is pay day! Also got a raise!!!",My boss has said two sentences to me in the past 4 months.,Is that a good or bad thing?
13639,My boss has said two sentences to me in the past 4 months.,Is that a good or bad thing?,"I mean, I get to do whatever I want all day...but redditing all day gets old fast."
13640,Finding Virtual Friends.,It depends. Are you looking for gamer friends?,"Are you? I might have some for you, heh."
13641,It depends. Are you looking for gamer friends?,"Are you? I might have some for you, heh.",Depends. What do you play
13642,Finding Virtual Friends.,It depends. Are you looking for gamer friends?,Well yeah i would love to have some gamer friends...I'm a gamer myself.
13643,It depends. Are you looking for gamer friends?,Well yeah i would love to have some gamer friends...I'm a gamer myself.,Are you on console or pc? 
13644,Well yeah i would love to have some gamer friends...I'm a gamer myself.,Are you on console or pc? ,PC
13645,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",Oh no not that song again,*Gotta get down on Friday*
13646,Oh no not that song again,*Gotta get down on Friday*,*Everybody looking forward to the weekend*
13647,*Gotta get down on Friday*,*Everybody looking forward to the weekend*,weekend
13648,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.","Home on a Friday night, watching footy, eating chocolate chips from the bag. ",Milk or dark?
13649,"Home on a Friday night, watching footy, eating chocolate chips from the bag. ",Milk or dark?,Peanut butter ;)
13650,"Home on a Friday night, watching footy, eating chocolate chips from the bag. ",Milk or dark?,Even better!
13651,Milk or dark?,Even better!,"I've put them back in the cupboard now, things were getting out of hand :P "
13652,I figured out I'm gay,"Alright, cool.",👌
13653,"Alright, cool.",👌,What now?
13654,👌,What now?,"I dunno, probably find a bf"
13655,What now?,"I dunno, probably find a bf",Good luck.
13656,"I dunno, probably find a bf",Good luck.,thanks!
13657,I figured out I'm gay,Good job on finding out who you are :),Thanks man!
13658,Good job on finding out who you are :),Thanks man!,Did you always kinda felt this way since you were little or did you feel gay after purberty?
13659,Whenever you feel like talking with someone hit me up,Namaste,lit! I believe I saw your username before.
13660,Namaste,lit! I believe I saw your username before.,Oh yea
13661,lit! I believe I saw your username before.,Oh yea,hell yeah 
13662,Oh yea,hell yeah ,You discord
13663,hell yeah ,You discord,not on it 
13664,You discord,not on it ,"Come on , you'll like it"
13665,not on it ,"Come on , you'll like it",which one are you on 
13666,"Come on , you'll like it",which one are you on ,Which discord
13667,which one are you on ,Which discord,yup
13668,Which discord,yup,There a lot of servers to choose from 
13669,yup,There a lot of servers to choose from ,yeah but I was asking which one are you on 
13670,There a lot of servers to choose from ,yeah but I was asking which one are you on ,I'm not allowed to talk to strangers 
13671,yeah but I was asking which one are you on ,I'm not allowed to talk to strangers ,ha? don't suggest me if you are not willing to share. 
13672,Oh yea,hell yeah ,paging u/hek_yea
13673,hell yeah ,paging u/hek_yea,o hek
13674,Whenever you feel like talking with someone hit me up,Eventually though this post will be archived :(,Why :( 
13675,Eventually though this post will be archived :(,Why :( ,That's just what happens. Posts don't stay open forever.
13676,Why :( ,That's just what happens. Posts don't stay open forever.,fuck that 
13677,That's just what happens. Posts don't stay open forever.,fuck that ,6 months from now this post along with all the comments will be archived.
13678,fuck that ,6 months from now this post along with all the comments will be archived.,Fuck that cuz Idc 
13679,6 months from now this post along with all the comments will be archived.,Fuck that cuz Idc ,Ok. Geez.
13680,"So I realize that almost every single discussion I've had on this website has been serious so far... and I'm exhausted lol. If you could fill this thread with random casual topics, I would be deeply thankful. I will respond to as much as I possibly can.", pineapple on pizza?,Ketchup on pasta?
13681, pineapple on pizza?,Ketchup on pasta?,The answer is pretty obvious
13682, pineapple on pizza?,Ketchup on pasta?,Ketchup is sweet pasta sauce ;)
13683, pineapple on pizza?,Ketchup on pasta?,Catsup or GTFO
13684,Ketchup on pasta?,Catsup or GTFO,Catsup on steak?
13685,Today my puppy came and sat on my lap and I'm so scared.,Have you posted on /r/Assistance yet?,No but I checked the sub and unfortunately I don't have enough karma to post. Thanks though!
13686,Have you posted on /r/Assistance yet?,No but I checked the sub and unfortunately I don't have enough karma to post. Thanks though!,[removed]
13687,Today my puppy came and sat on my lap and I'm so scared.,Your puppy just wants cuddles. Don't worry and think positive for your puppy.,Strong advice from anal parkinsons :)
13688,Your puppy just wants cuddles. Don't worry and think positive for your puppy.,Strong advice from anal parkinsons :),Thanks AustralianCuntload 😐
13689,Today my puppy came and sat on my lap and I'm so scared.,Please pay reddit the dog tax by sharing photos. I'm surprised there aren't photos already.,"Wow thanks for reminding me, I was so overwhelmed that I completely forgot!"
13690,Please pay reddit the dog tax by sharing photos. I'm surprised there aren't photos already.,"Wow thanks for reminding me, I was so overwhelmed that I completely forgot!","You have satisfied the reddit gods, thank you for your service and so happy for your pupper!!"
13691,"Wow thanks for reminding me, I was so overwhelmed that I completely forgot!","You have satisfied the reddit gods, thank you for your service and so happy for your pupper!!",Thank you!!
13692,Today my puppy came and sat on my lap and I'm so scared.,"Can you PM me the GoFundMe link, or is it too late?",Yes I reached my goal :D but thank you anyway!!
13693,"Can you PM me the GoFundMe link, or is it too late?",Yes I reached my goal :D but thank you anyway!!,Yay! I'm so happy for you and your pupper 
13694,Yes I reached my goal :D but thank you anyway!!,Yay! I'm so happy for you and your pupper ,Thanks mate :D
13695,What is one food/drink that you are craving right now?,This chocolate shake in my hand....*sluuuurp*,where did you buy said chocolate shake? (I'm a little jelly)
13696,This chocolate shake in my hand....*sluuuurp*,where did you buy said chocolate shake? (I'm a little jelly),Went to DQ on my lunch break.
13697,where did you buy said chocolate shake? (I'm a little jelly),Went to DQ on my lunch break.,DQ is legendary. Idk what I'd do if I didn't have it. 
13698,What is one food/drink that you are craving right now?,Sushi. But I'm always craving sushi. ,What's your favorite roll?
13699,Sushi. But I'm always craving sushi. ,What's your favorite roll?,Spicy tuna roll with a little spicy mayo on top. What's yours?
13700,What is one food/drink that you are craving right now?,Orange chicken from Panda Express. I'll probably get some before work today.,"real question, do you get it with rice or chow mein? (or boooth)."
13701,Orange chicken from Panda Express. I'll probably get some before work today.,"real question, do you get it with rice or chow mein? (or boooth).",Chow mein is my go-to. 
13702,"real question, do you get it with rice or chow mein? (or boooth).",Chow mein is my go-to. ,Me too! Although I don't like the little pieces of celery in it.
13703,What is one food/drink that you are craving right now?,"A pulled pork sandwich from this barbecue place I love to go to, that sounds sooo good rigt now ",can't go wrong with pulled pork!!
13704,"A pulled pork sandwich from this barbecue place I love to go to, that sounds sooo good rigt now ",can't go wrong with pulled pork!!,Exactly! Always so good:)
13705,What is one food/drink that you are craving right now?,Would kill for a well poured pint of Guinness right about now. ,sup nickynickv
13706,Would kill for a well poured pint of Guinness right about now. ,sup nickynickv,Asah dude 
13707,Favorite open world game?,The Witcher 3,Actually I'm playing that's right now! Very fun and amazing storytelling!
13708,The Witcher 3,Actually I'm playing that's right now! Very fun and amazing storytelling!,Probably my favorite game of all time so far
13709,Favorite open world game?,"Fallout 3, I'm currently playing through New Vegas but I still love 3 (ATM).",You'll love new vegas won't spoil anything but it's just so cool how your decisions play out!
13710,"Fallout 3, I'm currently playing through New Vegas but I still love 3 (ATM).",You'll love new vegas won't spoil anything but it's just so cool how your decisions play out!,I will get back to you in the morning about my opinions on New Vegas in the morning!
13711,Whats your favorite ice cream?,The last time I answered this I left about 3 people confused. It's cheese. ,Now 4
13712,The last time I answered this I left about 3 people confused. It's cheese. ,Now 4,Now 5
13713,Now 4,Now 5,Plus a cat
13714,Whats your favorite ice cream?,"There's this cold brew coffee flavor, it's good.",Lol that doesnt sound too good
13715,"There's this cold brew coffee flavor, it's good.",Lol that doesnt sound too good,I like it. Don't get it much though.
13716,What's something you can do forever and not get bored?,Study,There's more to school to grades lol
13717,Study,There's more to school to grades lol,"Classes suck haha
Like my friend always says ""don't let school get in the way of your studies"""
13718,There's more to school to grades lol,"Classes suck haha
Like my friend always says ""don't let school get in the way of your studies""",What are you studying? 
13719,"Classes suck haha
Like my friend always says ""don't let school get in the way of your studies""",What are you studying? ,Psychology and Biology. I work with Neuroscience! You?
13720,What are you studying? ,Psychology and Biology. I work with Neuroscience! You?,Nice!! You want to be a doctor? I studied business admin.
13721,What's something you can do forever and not get bored?,Video gaming ,Hopefully that doesn't affect school or work! 
13722,Video gaming ,Hopefully that doesn't affect school or work! ,Nah I do it after homework... most of the time
13723,Hopefully that doesn't affect school or work! ,Nah I do it after homework... most of the time,What are you studying? 
13724,Nah I do it after homework... most of the time,What are you studying? ,I start back as a junior in hs next week. So nothing yet. :)
13725,What are you studying? ,I start back as a junior in hs next week. So nothing yet. :),"Long ways to go haha, just focus on SATs for now."
13726,Favorite Movies....Again,Planes trains and automobiles ,"great movie, both John Candy and Steve Martin were Hilarious :)"
13727,Planes trains and automobiles ,"great movie, both John Candy and Steve Martin were Hilarious :)",Yep RIP candy :(
13728,"great movie, both John Candy and Steve Martin were Hilarious :)",Yep RIP candy :(,yes :( he was a great comedian
13729,Favorite Movies....Again,I saw Dunkerk last week and it is high up there.,it does look phenomenal 
13730,I saw Dunkerk last week and it is high up there.,it does look phenomenal ,I loved it because it felt more like a documentary than a movie.
13731,it does look phenomenal ,I loved it because it felt more like a documentary than a movie.,that's awesome!
13732,What are you guys playing at the moment?,GTA 5. Driving around listening to Los Santos Rock Radio.,On what platform?
13733,GTA 5. Driving around listening to Los Santos Rock Radio.,On what platform?,Xbox One
13734,What are you guys playing at the moment?,Splatoon 2. I can't stop playing ,Have you played the first one?
13735,Splatoon 2. I can't stop playing ,Have you played the first one?,Nope. How do you compare it?
13736,I never want it to stop raining,Have you felt the rains down in Africa?,"I don't understand
"
13737,Have you felt the rains down in Africa?,"I don't understand
",It's a song lyric... Toto - Africa
13738,I never want it to stop raining,You can always move to the PNW,"Pasific North West?
"
13739,You can always move to the PNW,"Pasific North West?
",Yes.
13740,The zombie apoloclypse has started. The item on your left is your only weapon and the last person or animal you spoke to is your zombie fighting partner.,My little brown tabby and I will be fighting with an empty McDonald's bag.,You're just as screwed as I am. 
13741,My little brown tabby and I will be fighting with an empty McDonald's bag.,You're just as screwed as I am. ,Yup.  :)
13742,You're just as screwed as I am. ,Yup.  :),You could leave the bag as bait while you run the other way .
13743,Yup.  :),You could leave the bag as bait while you run the other way .,"True enough, must protect the kitty."
13744,Yup.  :),You could leave the bag as bait while you run the other way .,"Must protect the little cat, good idea."
13745,The zombie apoloclypse has started. The item on your left is your only weapon and the last person or animal you spoke to is your zombie fighting partner.,"I'll face the zombies with my brother, armed with a San Antonio Spurs bucket hat.",Good luck. 
13746,"I'll face the zombies with my brother, armed with a San Antonio Spurs bucket hat.",Good luck. ,"It might just work, unless i'm facing zombies from Oakland."
13747,The zombie apoloclypse has started. The item on your left is your only weapon and the last person or animal you spoke to is your zombie fighting partner.,"I've got my significant other and a pair of headphones.

Fuck.",I also have headphones. Half broken. And I fight alongside a fly. We're both screwed.
13748,"I've got my significant other and a pair of headphones.

Fuck.",I also have headphones. Half broken. And I fight alongside a fly. We're both screwed.,We who are about to die salute you.
13749,The zombie apoloclypse has started. The item on your left is your only weapon and the last person or animal you spoke to is your zombie fighting partner.,I'll be fighting with a spoon alongside my husband.,Wooden or metal? ...Hopefully not plastic...
13750,I'll be fighting with a spoon alongside my husband.,Wooden or metal? ...Hopefully not plastic...,Metal
13751,Wooden or metal? ...Hopefully not plastic...,Metal,You wouldn't happen to have any shiv making experience? 
13752,Metal,You wouldn't happen to have any shiv making experience? ,Can't say I do but I could probably figure it out
13753,The zombie apoloclypse has started. The item on your left is your only weapon and the last person or animal you spoke to is your zombie fighting partner.,"*""just me myself and i""^and ^a ^roll ^of ^toilet ^paper*","Listen, if you have to go out, at least you'll go out with decent toilet paper. "
13754,"*""just me myself and i""^and ^a ^roll ^of ^toilet ^paper*","Listen, if you have to go out, at least you'll go out with decent toilet paper. ",Not even that good toilet paper though. :/ 
13755,"Listen, if you have to go out, at least you'll go out with decent toilet paper. ",Not even that good toilet paper though. :/ ,Better than leaves?
13756,Not even that good toilet paper though. :/ ,Better than leaves?,*somewhat*
13757,Any of you guys have very few/ no girl friends?,"I am awkward, so yeah",man sometimes it's like you want people to come to you... 
13758,"I am awkward, so yeah",man sometimes it's like you want people to come to you... ,"*stares at person for a while* *she stares back* *quickly turns head away* 

O fuck me"
13759,Any of you guys have very few/ no girl friends?,"I have a lot of friends, no girl friends though. Nor do I have a girlfriend ",Same to be honest. 
13760,"I have a lot of friends, no girl friends though. Nor do I have a girlfriend ",Same to be honest. ,Maybe we can get girlfriends someday?
13761,Same to be honest. ,Maybe we can get girlfriends someday?,Waiting for that holy day 
13762,Maybe we can get girlfriends someday?,Waiting for that holy day ,"It will happen, let's give it time"
13763,Waiting for that holy day ,"It will happen, let's give it time",For how long have you been waiting? 
13764,"Name a physical attribute you are insecure about, I will try to give an example of that same attribute in a positive light.",I have hairy arms and legs,Makes you more masculine :)
13765,I have hairy arms and legs,Makes you more masculine :),*grunt*
13766,I have hairy arms and legs,Makes you more masculine :),And a very handsome woman. 
13767,"Name a physical attribute you are insecure about, I will try to give an example of that same attribute in a positive light.",Belly. :(,"&lt;3

👍"
13768,Belly. :(,"&lt;3

👍",&lt;3  How you doing OD?
13769,"Name a physical attribute you are insecure about, I will try to give an example of that same attribute in a positive light.",Pretty much everything...,You're perfect to me.
13770,Pretty much everything...,You're perfect to me.,"Aww, thanks Mr. Timberbaked."
13771,"Name a physical attribute you are insecure about, I will try to give an example of that same attribute in a positive light.",Big nose (guy),And girl  :(
13772,Big nose (guy),And girl  :(,Same here :(.
13773,"Name a physical attribute you are insecure about, I will try to give an example of that same attribute in a positive light.","Okay, I'll be the one.

Small penis",I'm sure you have a great tongue and magnificent fingers...
13774,"Okay, I'll be the one.

Small penis",I'm sure you have a great tongue and magnificent fingers...,I lost them back in nam
13775,I'm sure you have a great tongue and magnificent fingers...,I lost them back in nam,How are you typing this?
13776,I lost them back in nam,How are you typing this?,With my giant dick
13777,How are you typing this?,With my giant dick,This is a real rollercoaster of emotion
13778,How are you typing this?,With my giant dick,Great spelling! How big is your keyboard?
13779,With my giant dick,Great spelling! How big is your keyboard?,"he's using a typewriter

*tack tack tack tack tack PING!*"
13780,Great spelling! How big is your keyboard?,"he's using a typewriter

*tack tack tack tack tack PING!*","I was going to suggest he was using a Blackberry, but I suppose that would be mean."
13781,"he's using a typewriter

*tack tack tack tack tack PING!*","I was going to suggest he was using a Blackberry, but I suppose that would be mean.","not really

that level of penile precision is laudible"
13782,"I was going to suggest he was using a Blackberry, but I suppose that would be mean.","not really

that level of penile precision is laudible",Good point. No pun intended.
13783,"Name a physical attribute you are insecure about, I will try to give an example of that same attribute in a positive light.",I don't grow facial hair :/,yo do you want to trade? id love to not deal with my facial hair
13784,I don't grow facial hair :/,yo do you want to trade? id love to not deal with my facial hair,What's your tradepal?
13785,"Name a physical attribute you are insecure about, I will try to give an example of that same attribute in a positive light.",I don't grow facial hair :/,Almost-scarring from shaving often sucks
13786,I don't grow facial hair :/,Almost-scarring from shaving often sucks,I remember trying to use a manual razor once. Never again. Electric razors only for me!
13787,Almost-scarring from shaving often sucks,I remember trying to use a manual razor once. Never again. Electric razors only for me!,"I've managed to cut myself even with an electric razor, I don't even know how."
13788,Almost-scarring from shaving often sucks,I remember trying to use a manual razor once. Never again. Electric razors only for me!,"Electric razors give a worse rash than wet shaving. Hence, beard."
13789,"Name a physical attribute you are insecure about, I will try to give an example of that same attribute in a positive light.",My huge forehead and pushed-back hairline.,"Alternatively, back hair.

"
13790,My huge forehead and pushed-back hairline.,"Alternatively, back hair.

",That's just a hairline that's pushed *veeeeeery* far back.
13791,"Name a physical attribute you are insecure about, I will try to give an example of that same attribute in a positive light.",Moobs ( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ),A padded chest to lay on? Just when I thought snuggling couldn't get cozier.
13792,Moobs ( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ),A padded chest to lay on? Just when I thought snuggling couldn't get cozier.,Cute
13793,"Name a physical attribute you are insecure about, I will try to give an example of that same attribute in a positive light.",Moobs ( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ),Just fat or gynecomastia? Because I got the latter. :/
13794,Moobs ( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ),Just fat or gynecomastia? Because I got the latter. :/,"I would say the latter. Many times I've considered plastic surgery. I still might, someday. "
13795,Just fat or gynecomastia? Because I got the latter. :/,"I would say the latter. Many times I've considered plastic surgery. I still might, someday. ","Well, trust me.  You'd be able to tell if it was.  You'd feel there breast tissue.  "
13796,"Name a physical attribute you are insecure about, I will try to give an example of that same attribute in a positive light.","I'm short af booiii

Male, 5'5""",Manlets unite!
13797,"I'm short af booiii

Male, 5'5""",Manlets unite!,With our lowered ROM we will take over the world one DL / Squat PR at a time!
13798,"Name a physical attribute you are insecure about, I will try to give an example of that same attribute in a positive light.","I have massive, *massive,* ***MASSIVE...*** Hips.",Have have so so little hips...wanna give me some? 
13799,"I have massive, *massive,* ***MASSIVE...*** Hips.",Have have so so little hips...wanna give me some? ,PLEASE TAKE THEM!
13800,"Name a physical attribute you are insecure about, I will try to give an example of that same attribute in a positive light.","I have massive, *massive,* ***MASSIVE...*** Hips.",Hips don't lie. They make a man wanna speak spanish.
13801,"I have massive, *massive,* ***MASSIVE...*** Hips.",Hips don't lie. They make a man wanna speak spanish.,*Como se llama?*
13802,Hips don't lie. They make a man wanna speak spanish.,*Como se llama?*,*Si!*
13803,*Como se llama?*,*Si!*,Hahaha. I've always enjoyed that song.
13804,"Name a physical attribute you are insecure about, I will try to give an example of that same attribute in a positive light.","I have massive, *massive,* ***MASSIVE...*** Hips.",They just work as handles. ;)
13805,"I have massive, *massive,* ***MASSIVE...*** Hips.",They just work as handles. ;),Hurrhurrhurrr ;)
13806,"Name a physical attribute you are insecure about, I will try to give an example of that same attribute in a positive light.",Hey. Just coming to say you're an awesome person for doing this,Just one-upping. /u/Orgy_In_The_Moonbase might actually have just become my favorite redditor.
13807,Hey. Just coming to say you're an awesome person for doing this,Just one-upping. /u/Orgy_In_The_Moonbase might actually have just become my favorite redditor.,Yay! I am honored! 
13808,"Name a physical attribute you are insecure about, I will try to give an example of that same attribute in a positive light.",Chicken legs. I tried running to make them more muscular. Never worked ,"Chicken legs here. Try strength training, they will do wonders "
13809,Chicken legs. I tried running to make them more muscular. Never worked ,"Chicken legs here. Try strength training, they will do wonders ",Well I guess I'll try it once I move away to college. What kind of weights should I be going to?
13810,"Name a physical attribute you are insecure about, I will try to give an example of that same attribute in a positive light.",Why do I feel like Jake from adventure time made and replied to this post?,Haha whaaat? Nah I'm not Jake I'm...uh....somebody else haha. 
13811,Why do I feel like Jake from adventure time made and replied to this post?,Haha whaaat? Nah I'm not Jake I'm...uh....somebody else haha. ,Holy hell.. I didn't notice your user name before this 
13812,"Name a physical attribute you are insecure about, I will try to give an example of that same attribute in a positive light.",I have dog teeth. My canines are really up in my gums.,I hope it doesn't stop you from smiling! 
13813,I have dog teeth. My canines are really up in my gums.,I hope it doesn't stop you from smiling! ,Thank you for the kindness!
13814,"Name a physical attribute you are insecure about, I will try to give an example of that same attribute in a positive light.",Who are you? Some sort of angel?,I played an angel in a school play once!
13815,Who are you? Some sort of angel?,I played an angel in a school play once!,Then they were right to cast you...
13816,Who are you? Some sort of angel?,I played an angel in a school play once!,You're a girl right? 
13817,I played an angel in a school play once!,You're a girl right? ,Yeup
13818,"Name a physical attribute you are insecure about, I will try to give an example of that same attribute in a positive light.",My small boobs and tiny features. I feel like everything is too small for my face :/,😍
13819,My small boobs and tiny features. I feel like everything is too small for my face :/,😍,😁
13820,"Name a physical attribute you are insecure about, I will try to give an example of that same attribute in a positive light.",Small ears. ,Small ears are so cute! What's wrong with small ears? All ears are great! 
13821,Small ears. ,Small ears are so cute! What's wrong with small ears? All ears are great! ,:D
13822,What's your favourite uncommon saying?,"Not my circus, not my monkeys.",Yes! Love this one 
13823,"Not my circus, not my monkeys.",Yes! Love this one ,It's fantastic.
13824,You know that thing which you really wanna say but you haven't found the right thread to say it in...here's your chance. I'm listening :),"AMERICA

That is all",Hi from the uk! 
13825,"AMERICA

That is all",Hi from the uk! ,Wanna have a tea party?
13826,Hi from the uk! ,Wanna have a tea party?,Promise you won't throw it into the ocean this time??
13827,Wanna have a tea party?,Promise you won't throw it into the ocean this time??,Ehhhh
13828,Promise you won't throw it into the ocean this time??,Ehhhh,"It's fine, I don't like tea that much anyway ;)"
13829,Anybody here interested in poetry?,"Well:

Poetry I like.

Haikus are simple enough

To make very fast.","Uh oh, don't let /u/iwinalot7 see this."
13830,"Well:

Poetry I like.

Haikus are simple enough

To make very fast.","Uh oh, don't let /u/iwinalot7 see this.",REEEEEEEE HAIKUS SHOULDN'T BE LIMITED TO SYLLABLES IN ENGLISH REEE
13831,"Uh oh, don't let /u/iwinalot7 see this.",REEEEEEEE HAIKUS SHOULDN'T BE LIMITED TO SYLLABLES IN ENGLISH REEE,Oh god it's too late
13832,"Well:

Poetry I like.

Haikus are simple enough

To make very fast.","Uh oh, don't let /u/iwinalot7 see this.","This may be quite bad

Who is this reddit person?

Should I start to run?"
13833,"Uh oh, don't let /u/iwinalot7 see this.","This may be quite bad

Who is this reddit person?

Should I start to run?",Yes. Run 
13834,"This may be quite bad

Who is this reddit person?

Should I start to run?",Yes. Run ,"I shall depart now.

Away from this sub with speed.

May return with alt."
13835,Will you die happy if you knew you'll die in one hour?,No,"Not taking into consideration age. In this moment, do you feel satisfied with your life? "
13836,No,"Not taking into consideration age. In this moment, do you feel satisfied with your life? ","Not really,go to school sleep repeat sucks"
13837,Will you die happy if you knew you'll die in one hour?,Without knowing who sits on the Iron Throne OR who Rey's parents are? Hell no. ,I was about to answer yes to this question but I saw this and now it's a firm no.
13838,Without knowing who sits on the Iron Throne OR who Rey's parents are? Hell no. ,I was about to answer yes to this question but I saw this and now it's a firm no.,"I mean, I'm happy with my life and I'm in a good place. But there's so much unresolved! "
13839,A Tinder match went south after I told her I don't use Facebook.,Wow. Bullet dodged. ,Great point.
13840,Wow. Bullet dodged. ,Great point.,"Seconded.  If it wasn't Facebook, it would've been some other trivial thing that set her off."
13841,Great point.,"Seconded.  If it wasn't Facebook, it would've been some other trivial thing that set her off.",PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE TACOS HAVE NEUROLOGICAL DEFECTS
13842,"Seconded.  If it wasn't Facebook, it would've been some other trivial thing that set her off.",PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE TACOS HAVE NEUROLOGICAL DEFECTS,"Okay but this one is true

Tacos = life"
13843,PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE TACOS HAVE NEUROLOGICAL DEFECTS,"Okay but this one is true

Tacos = life","Clearly, then, Chinese chicken is Valhalla."
13844,"Okay but this one is true

Tacos = life","Clearly, then, Chinese chicken is Valhalla.",You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
13845,"Clearly, then, Chinese chicken is Valhalla.",You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin',"/Words  
/Words  
/Words  
It's the finest of the flavors"
13846,A Tinder match went south after I told her I don't use Facebook.,How do you use Tinder without Facebook? The former uses the latter for authentication.,You don't actually have to have one.  You can use your email.
13847,How do you use Tinder without Facebook? The former uses the latter for authentication.,You don't actually have to have one.  You can use your email.,How? I was always under the impression you needed to log in with Facebook
13848,You don't actually have to have one.  You can use your email.,How? I was always under the impression you needed to log in with Facebook,Used to be like that but they changed it.
13849,How? I was always under the impression you needed to log in with Facebook,Used to be like that but they changed it.,GAME CHANGER! 
13850,I really like my younger brother. I feel like most people have the impression that teen siblings of the opposite sex don't get along but I love spending time with him we're playing chess right now.,"Not on topic, but you got 4000 karma in one day of reddit and two posts. Wow.

",What do the points even mean? 
13851,"Not on topic, but you got 4000 karma in one day of reddit and two posts. Wow.

",What do the points even mean? ,"Well, eh... Well... Nothing, I guess.

Enjoy your fake internet points!"
13852,"Just want to talk fall, school, cold anything about fall really.",I live in a place where summers go for 110 degrees. I cannot wait for the fall. ,"Oh lord, where do you live?"
13853,I live in a place where summers go for 110 degrees. I cannot wait for the fall. ,"Oh lord, where do you live?",Nevada! Shits annoying. I can't go outside without sweating instantly lol
13854,"Oh lord, where do you live?",Nevada! Shits annoying. I can't go outside without sweating instantly lol,"Oh god, do you ever plan on moving? I could never live in the Southwest."
13855,I just want to talk to you guys. Topic can be anything. Lets have a conversation.,Hey man I'm looking for someone to talk to ,"I am here for you.
How is your summer going?"
13856,Hey man I'm looking for someone to talk to ,"I am here for you.
How is your summer going?",Done man. School is starting tomorrow! Have you done anything interesting this summer? 
13857,"I just had a thought: when people insult themselves, ""I'm so ugly."", instead of arguing with them ""no you're not!"", try ""I wish you'd be kinder to yourself.""",You should post this on r/LifeProTips - I think it's good advise.,"advice.
"
13858,You should post this on r/LifeProTips - I think it's good advise.,"advice.
",So much for winning all my 5th grade spelling contests :(
13859,"I just had a thought: when people insult themselves, ""I'm so ugly."", instead of arguing with them ""no you're not!"", try ""I wish you'd be kinder to yourself.""",What I see in you is much more than what you see in the mirror.,I'm definitely going to use this. 
13860,What I see in you is much more than what you see in the mirror.,I'm definitely going to use this. ,It just...came out. That'll be five souls please.
13861,"I just had a thought: when people insult themselves, ""I'm so ugly."", instead of arguing with them ""no you're not!"", try ""I wish you'd be kinder to yourself.""","""You're just not your type"", I read that somewhere and I liked it a lot",Came here to say this. I wish someone had told me this when I was 13.
13862,"""You're just not your type"", I read that somewhere and I liked it a lot",Came here to say this. I wish someone had told me this when I was 13.,"Never too late, right?"
13863,Came here to say this. I wish someone had told me this when I was 13.,"Never too late, right?",Precisely so.
13864,"I just had a thought: when people insult themselves, ""I'm so ugly."", instead of arguing with them ""no you're not!"", try ""I wish you'd be kinder to yourself.""","""You're just not your type"", I read that somewhere and I liked it a lot","Oh my god I can't stop smiling after reading that. Beautiful, beautiful advice."
13865,"""You're just not your type"", I read that somewhere and I liked it a lot","Oh my god I can't stop smiling after reading that. Beautiful, beautiful advice.",Glad you liked it :)
13866,"I just had a thought: when people insult themselves, ""I'm so ugly."", instead of arguing with them ""no you're not!"", try ""I wish you'd be kinder to yourself.""",I wish people didn't re post off other subs and claim them as their own ,? 
13867,I wish people didn't re post off other subs and claim them as their own ,? ,Top post on r/lifeprotips
13868,? ,Top post on r/lifeprotips,"I didn't take it from there, and I don't see a similar post. "
13869,"Ask any question in the entire universe, but you can only use one word. [Game]",Spiders?,NO!
13870,Spiders?,NO!,Maybe
13871,"Ask any question in the entire universe, but you can only use one word. [Game]",Cake?,No!
13872,Cake?,No!,Aliens?
13873,No!,Aliens?,No!
13874,Aliens?,No!,Xbox?
13875,No!,Xbox?,No
13876,Xbox?,No,Netflix?
13877,No,Netflix?,YES!
13878,Netflix?,YES!,Sports?
13879,YES!,Sports?,No!
13880,Sports?,No!,Outdoors?
13881,No!,Outdoors?,No. 
13882,Outdoors?,No. ,Summer?
13883,No. ,Summer?,Maybe. 
13884,Summer?,Maybe. ,Winter?
13885,Maybe. ,Winter?,No
13886,"Ask any question in the entire universe, but you can only use one word. [Game]",SASHQUASH?!,Maybe
13887,SASHQUASH?!,Maybe,Ruh roh?
13888,Maybe,Ruh roh?,Yes. 
13889,"Ask any question in the entire universe, but you can only use one word. [Game]",Mom?,YES. 
13890,Mom?,YES. ,I've been searching for so long! M-Mommy!
13891,"Ask any question in the entire universe, but you can only use one word. [Game]",Me?,Maybe
13892,Me?,Maybe,NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
13893,"Ask any question in the entire universe, but you can only use one word. [Game]",If,No
13894,If,No,Then
13895,No,Then,Yes
13896,Then,Yes,Procede
13897,Yes,Procede,Maybe. 
13898,Procede,Maybe. ,Possible
13899,Maybe. ,Possible,Yes
13900,Possible,Yes,Existential
13901,Yes,Existential,Maybe
13902,Existential,Maybe,Likely
13903,Describe yourself in stereotypes!,Lazy asocial weeb nerd!,Hey. Those rule the world nowadays.
13904,Lazy asocial weeb nerd!,Hey. Those rule the world nowadays.,Haha I guess I'll be enjoying it when I get older. Doesn't feel like it for now. :P
13905,Describe yourself in stereotypes!,"A gay man so femmie he has a vagina
",..... Also trans?
13906,"A gay man so femmie he has a vagina
",..... Also trans?,"Yeah, I'm a transman. "
13907,..... Also trans?,"Yeah, I'm a transman. ",Go for it! I'll trade ya parts.
13908,"Yeah, I'm a transman. ",Go for it! I'll trade ya parts.,"YOOOOO, I WISH WE COULD"
13909,Describe yourself in stereotypes!,"A gay man so femmie he has a vagina
",So a masculine female? I'm not getting your gender. 
13910,"A gay man so femmie he has a vagina
",So a masculine female? I'm not getting your gender. ,I'm a transman.  No worries. 
13911,Describe yourself in stereotypes!,"A Canadian who is too apologetic, eh?",That's a classic
13912,"A Canadian who is too apologetic, eh?",That's a classic,"Thanks, pal! How are you, buddy?"
13913,That's a classic,"Thanks, pal! How are you, buddy?","Pretty good. Bored at work though, it's so slow no one's getting mad at me for being on Reddit."
13914,"Thanks, pal! How are you, buddy?","Pretty good. Bored at work though, it's so slow no one's getting mad at me for being on Reddit.","Oh geez, hope something exciting happens, or not. Being on Reddit _is_ pretty fun."
13915,Describe yourself in stereotypes!,Extroverted introvert with a childish sense of humor who cares way too much what people think.,Dick jokes galore? :D
13916,Extroverted introvert with a childish sense of humor who cares way too much what people think.,Dick jokes galore? :D,More or less :)
13917,Dick jokes galore? :D,More or less :),Yesssss
13918,Describe yourself in stereotypes!,I hate Illinois nazis.,But are you on a mission from God?
13919,I hate Illinois nazis.,But are you on a mission from God?,Uh no.
13920,Describe yourself in stereotypes!,"An Irish person who's got a drinking problem.

I'm not ginger though. So that's something?",I do like the Irish
13921,"An Irish person who's got a drinking problem.

I'm not ginger though. So that's something?",I do like the Irish,Well we are loveable rogues.
13922,How'd you get your username?,I like dogs ,"Pssst, you're still awesome WoofImDoge. (From 5 days ago)"
13923,I like dogs ,"Pssst, you're still awesome WoofImDoge. (From 5 days ago)",I can't remember what I said lol 
13924,How'd you get your username?,Something I completely made up and I thought it sounded good.,"I agree, it sounds good!"
13925,Something I completely made up and I thought it sounded good.,"I agree, it sounds good!",Thank you! I just wanted something short and nice and this was the result.
13926,"I agree, it sounds good!",Thank you! I just wanted something short and nice and this was the result.,"And if you need an alter ego, skipsoon 🤔"
13927,Thank you! I just wanted something short and nice and this was the result.,"And if you need an alter ego, skipsoon 🤔","I guess this already is my alter ego, hehe"
13928,How'd you get your username?,It an ability from a manga.,"Cool, what manga?"
13929,It an ability from a manga.,"Cool, what manga?",Thanks and it call Hunter x Hunter.
13930,"Cool, what manga?",Thanks and it call Hunter x Hunter.,Oh I've heard of it. Not super into manga tho haha
13931,Thanks and it call Hunter x Hunter.,Oh I've heard of it. Not super into manga tho haha,That's fine since every knows and loves different things. And thanks for knowing about it.
13932,How'd you get your username?,It an ability from a manga.,Hell yeah one of the coolest abilities!
13933,It an ability from a manga.,Hell yeah one of the coolest abilities!,Agree but with a high cost since it so useful and powerful.
13934,How'd you get your username?,They deleted the mana potion from League of Legends :(,"Is that a new thing? I've tried playing before, but not a lot"
13935,They deleted the mana potion from League of Legends :(,"Is that a new thing? I've tried playing before, but not a lot",They did it a few years ago I think. Can't remember exactly when.
13936,How'd you get your username?,My name and my profession + it was available in every single social media,"Nice, and I bet Tina draws"
13937,My name and my profession + it was available in every single social media,"Nice, and I bet Tina draws",this is my twitter cover now
13938,How'd you get your username?,My username on a website scratch is turkey3.,The programming website?
13939,My username on a website scratch is turkey3.,The programming website?,Yep!
13940,The programming website?,Yep!,Haha very cool
13941,How'd you get your username?,I'm super cool. Look up spectral classification of stars.,"Oh I learned about that recently

OBAFGKM

I think it's super interesting!"
13942,I'm super cool. Look up spectral classification of stars.,"Oh I learned about that recently

OBAFGKM

I think it's super interesting!",Haha yeah me too. I study astrophysics. You're the first person to ever say that to me!
13943,I just made these 2 panda mugs with clay and I kind of need compliments / encouragement that they at least look decent..?,How adorable!,Thank you! 
13944,How adorable!,Thank you! ,You're welcome!
13945,Make me smile.,Hug?,Please.
13946,Hug?,Please.,*hug* it's ok
13947,Please.,*hug* it's ok,Thank you. &lt;3
13948,*hug* it's ok,Thank you. &lt;3,Also your hair looks cute
13949,Let's put some people behind the usernames,hi this is u/waterguy12,"Wow, the man himself. Wait a minute, why does it say DragosCar then? Are you an impostor? "
13950,hi this is u/waterguy12,"Wow, the man himself. Wait a minute, why does it say DragosCar then? Are you an impostor? ",No
13951,Let's put some people behind the usernames,My name is Jason. I graduated high school this year and are looking for a job.,Nice to meet you Jason. Any specific jobs or just one that pays?
13952,My name is Jason. I graduated high school this year and are looking for a job.,Nice to meet you Jason. Any specific jobs or just one that pays?,Arconic. I had a interview today.
13953,Nice to meet you Jason. Any specific jobs or just one that pays?,Arconic. I had a interview today.,Here's hoping you get it.
13954,Arconic. I had a interview today.,Here's hoping you get it.,Thank you
13955,does mike wazowski wink or blink,I think he blinks. To wink you have to have at least 2 eyes ,False. He bwinks.
13956,I think he blinks. To wink you have to have at least 2 eyes ,False. He bwinks.,I heard that in Dwight Shrute's voice. 
13957,does mike wazowski wink or blink,Such a complex question. This is giving me a headache haha. Good one xD,HAHAHA i was thinking about it throughout my entire exam today!! 
13958,Such a complex question. This is giving me a headache haha. Good one xD,HAHAHA i was thinking about it throughout my entire exam today!! ,What made you think about it? haha
13959,What is your favourite band that is almost never mentioned on Reddit?,Gojira. ,You mean like Godzilla?
13960,Gojira. ,You mean like Godzilla?,Have you heard of the band Gojira?
13961,You mean like Godzilla?,Have you heard of the band Gojira?,I don't think so.
13962,Have you heard of the band Gojira?,I don't think so.,Do you like heavy metal?
13963,I don't think so.,Do you like heavy metal?,Not really to be honest. I don't mind it but its not really my cup of tea.
13964,What is your favourite band that is almost never mentioned on Reddit?,Gojira. ,I just saw them in concert last week. It was awesome. 
13965,Gojira. ,I just saw them in concert last week. It was awesome. ,"Holy cupcakes, that's amazing dude. You're truly lucky. Must've been quite a experience, right?"
13966,I was approached by a stranger looking for a cigarette outside my hotel at 1am but she actually needed a lot more...,That's really a good gesture bro. ,I do what I can. We're all human 🤗
13967,That's really a good gesture bro. ,I do what I can. We're all human 🤗,Right 
13968,What's your favorite video game that can run on a fairly bad computer?,Pokemom teading card game online,"Is that the name? Also, is it on steam?"
13969,Pokemom teading card game online,"Is that the name? Also, is it on steam?",Trading and no
13970,"Is that the name? Also, is it on steam?",Trading and no,alright. I'll check it out later :)
13971,Trading and no,alright. I'll check it out later :),Ok
13972,What's your favorite video game that can run on a fairly bad computer?,Fallout 1 and 2.,I'll try it out later. Do you think NV could work?
13973,Fallout 1 and 2.,I'll try it out later. Do you think NV could work?,Eh... it might. But you might also have some dips in quality. 
13974,What's your favorite video game that can run on a fairly bad computer?,Half-Life,"If I play half life, should I play 1 and 2 or only one game?"
13975,Half-Life,"If I play half life, should I play 1 and 2 or only one game?",Both! Some say the first is better.
13976,What's your favorite video game that can run on a fairly bad computer?,Star Wars Battlefront 2,I have it downloaded already from the steam sale. I'll try it soon!
13977,Star Wars Battlefront 2,I have it downloaded already from the steam sale. I'll try it soon!,"Great! My favourite maps are Kamino, Jabbas Palace, Tantive IV, Death Star and Mustafa."
13978,What are you doing?,Waiting,What are you waiting for?
13979,Waiting,What are you waiting for?,"The inevitable death 

just kidding, or at least kinda of kidding

I am waiting to get sleepy"
13980,What are you waiting for?,"The inevitable death 

just kidding, or at least kinda of kidding

I am waiting to get sleepy",Why do you really want to go to bed?
13981,"The inevitable death 

just kidding, or at least kinda of kidding

I am waiting to get sleepy",Why do you really want to go to bed?,Idont know
13982,What are you doing?,"Dreading going to work tomorrow, in all honesty :p weekends are just so much more fun",Weekends are the best when you actually get them of.
13983,"Dreading going to work tomorrow, in all honesty :p weekends are just so much more fun",Weekends are the best when you actually get them of.,"agreed! Went caving this weekend, was a blast"
13984,Weekends are the best when you actually get them of.,"agreed! Went caving this weekend, was a blast",I could imagine. Did you find anything cool while you were out?
13985,What are you doing?,I'm at work,What kinda Work.
13986,I'm at work,What kinda Work.,Mental Health Tech in a psych facility 
13987,How do you butter your bread for sandwiches?,I only butter if it's a grilled cheese,"Use mayo instead of butter, you'll thank me later. "
13988,I only butter if it's a grilled cheese,"Use mayo instead of butter, you'll thank me later. ","Why. Also, does kind of mayo matter"
13989,Can we talk about anything?,Are you happy?,"Not really, but I've been more depressed "
13990,Are you happy?,"Not really, but I've been more depressed ","Darn, why is that?"
13991,Can we talk about anything?,what are your hobbies?,The closest thing I have to a hobby is videogames 
13992,what are your hobbies?,The closest thing I have to a hobby is videogames ,"that counts, which video game is your favorite?"
13993,Can we talk about anything?,Whats one really good memory that you have? ,Me laughing my ass off over a joke my best friend said.
13994,Whats one really good memory that you have? ,Me laughing my ass off over a joke my best friend said.,what was the joke? 
13995,I'm 15 and I'm finally getting my own room!,I finally got one too!,"Amazing, how are you gonna style it??"
13996,I finally got one too!,"Amazing, how are you gonna style it??","My mom choose out the color, I'm putting video game posters and I have an upside down stop sign"
13997,I'm 15 and I'm finally getting my own room!,I'm considering getting shelves but dont know what to put on them though.. :/,"If you like to read, maybe you could put books there"
13998,I'm considering getting shelves but dont know what to put on them though.. :/,"If you like to read, maybe you could put books there",Not that big of a reader but i do have some  books I like so why not! :)
13999,I'm 15 and I'm finally getting my own room!,Vaseline? ,Hahahaha.. nah :D
14000,Vaseline? ,Hahahaha.. nah :D,Your lying to me and for that reason... I'm out.
14001,Hahahaha.. nah :D,Your lying to me and for that reason... I'm out.,Hahahahaha... sure
14002,Your lying to me and for that reason... I'm out.,Hahahahaha... sure,See ya on Pron Hewb
14003,Stefan is cancer free and i'm happy.,Someday this happiness will be gone.,:( that's rude
14004,Someday this happiness will be gone.,:( that's rude,"But at least, it's true."
14005,Someday this happiness will be gone.,:( that's rude,He's probably upset about his bitcoin loss or something.
14006,Stefan is cancer free and i'm happy.,My grandpa died from cancer today.... But at least Stefan is cancer free. ,"Ouch,sorry for your loss"
14007,My grandpa died from cancer today.... But at least Stefan is cancer free. ,"Ouch,sorry for your loss",Thanks. It wasn't the most pleasant news to wake up to really. 
14008,Compliment each other!,I had doggy style sex today ! ,good for you! I hope it was amazing
14009,I had doggy style sex today ! ,good for you! I hope it was amazing,"Yea it really was , was my 2nd proper experience with sex I enjoyed it ! How was your day "
14010,good for you! I hope it was amazing,"Yea it really was , was my 2nd proper experience with sex I enjoyed it ! How was your day ",it was fine :) you look awesome btw :)
14011,Compliment each other!,I like you're TV shirt! And if you're not wearing one I like your chest!,"why thank you, your t-shirt looks nice too :)"
14012,I like you're TV shirt! And if you're not wearing one I like your chest!,"why thank you, your t-shirt looks nice too :)","I'm currently only wearing undies and a dressing gown, but thanks!"
14013,"why thank you, your t-shirt looks nice too :)","I'm currently only wearing undies and a dressing gown, but thanks!",sounds nice ;)
14014,Compliment each other!,everyone here is beautiful :),I think I look pretty good for 4600 years old.
14015,everyone here is beautiful :),I think I look pretty good for 4600 years old.,"I wouldn't have put you over 3,000 years old ;)"
14016,Compliment each other!,everyone here is beautiful :),"Thank you, so are you OP. :)"
14017,everyone here is beautiful :),"Thank you, so are you OP. :)",lol
14018,What are some of your unpopular food opinions?,Marmite is delicious. ,Weirdly I keep hearing about it but have never noticed it being physically sold anywhere haha
14019,Marmite is delicious. ,Weirdly I keep hearing about it but have never noticed it being physically sold anywhere haha,Amazon :D
14020,What are some of your unpopular food opinions?,I love anchovies on pizza,I love them too. They're the best. I also like putting them in a Caesar salad.
14021,I love anchovies on pizza,I love them too. They're the best. I also like putting them in a Caesar salad.,but no egg. right?
14022,I'm really sad today. Give me a sad song to listen to.,Heavy - Linking Park,This one's kind of perfect. Made sadder by recent events.
14023,Heavy - Linking Park,This one's kind of perfect. Made sadder by recent events.,"Yes..
"
14024,I'm really sad today. Give me a sad song to listen to.,Broadripple is burning by Margot and the nuclear so and sos,Good one. Thanks.
14025,Broadripple is burning by Margot and the nuclear so and sos,Good one. Thanks.,You're welcome I'm glad you enjoyed it. Hope things get better.
14026,I'm really sad today. Give me a sad song to listen to.,"If something should happen 
Almost makes me cry everytime",Artist?
14027,"If something should happen 
Almost makes me cry everytime",Artist?,Darryl Worely
14028,Artist?,Darryl Worely,Good choice. It was pulling up other stuff when I first tried googling. Thanks. 
14029,Darryl Worely,Good choice. It was pulling up other stuff when I first tried googling. Thanks. ,Glad you liked it
14030,I'm really sad today. Give me a sad song to listen to.,Valentines Day- Linkin Park,"Ah, anything by Linkin Park is guaranteed to hit me in the feels right now. Thanks."
14031,Valentines Day- Linkin Park,"Ah, anything by Linkin Park is guaranteed to hit me in the feels right now. Thanks.","Not everything. You wanted to be sad, not depressed :-P"
14032,"Ah, anything by Linkin Park is guaranteed to hit me in the feels right now. Thanks.","Not everything. You wanted to be sad, not depressed :-P",True.
14033,I'm really sad today. Give me a sad song to listen to.,Forest Whitaker by Bad Books. One of my favorites,I wonder how Forest Whitaker feels about this song. 
14034,Forest Whitaker by Bad Books. One of my favorites,I wonder how Forest Whitaker feels about this song. ,Hopefully he likes it. It's been my favorite since it came out
14035,My post got to the front page.,What post was it?,The one about...well... just look at OP's post history...
14036,What post was it?,The one about...well... just look at OP's post history...,I did. O_O
14037,My post got to the front page.,I just got there today with my Hotel California post. I think I just peaked. ,Such a lovely meme
14038,I just got there today with my Hotel California post. I think I just peaked. ,Such a lovely meme,Wait a minute...
14039,I had my first kiss today!,Nice.,Nice.
14040,Nice.,Nice.,Nice.
14041,Nice.,Nice.,Nice? 
14042,Nice.,Nice? ,*Nice.*
14043,Nice? ,*Nice.*,Nice.
14044,*Nice.*,Nice.,Nice
14045,*Nice.*,Nice.,Noice!
14046,Nice.,Noice!,Nice
14047,Noice!,Nice,Nice
14048,I had my first kiss today!,Oh man that's so great,Yeah I'll probably be happy about this for the rest of the weekend
14049,Oh man that's so great,Yeah I'll probably be happy about this for the rest of the weekend,decade
14050,I had my first kiss today!,"Good on you, Bro! Savor it. ",We're going on another date on Monday night 
14051,"Good on you, Bro! Savor it. ",We're going on another date on Monday night ,That's great! Make her feel like she's the only thing that ever matters.
14052,I had my first kiss today!,How old are you guys? How was it?,We're 18 it wasn't her first kiss though it was great. 
14053,How old are you guys? How was it?,We're 18 it wasn't her first kiss though it was great. ,Oh dude I had my first kiss when I was 18 too! It's quite the next level experience.
14054,I had my first kiss today!,This is pretty inspiring considering I'm planning on asking out my crush soon,Do it your chances are higher than you think
14055,This is pretty inspiring considering I'm planning on asking out my crush soon,Do it your chances are higher than you think,Yeah I'm planning on it. I'm not trying to regret anything later on in life
14056,This is pretty inspiring considering I'm planning on asking out my crush soon,Do it your chances are higher than you think,I'm just stuck up on the conversation part. What did you talk about on your date?
14057,Do it your chances are higher than you think,I'm just stuck up on the conversation part. What did you talk about on your date?,"We talked about common interest, school and told each other dark humour jokes. "
14058,I'm just stuck up on the conversation part. What did you talk about on your date?,"We talked about common interest, school and told each other dark humour jokes. ",Ok thanks man
14059,I had my first kiss today!,this is so wholesome 💕 i'm happy for you!!,I'm excited she makes me feel wonderful and happy and I wanted to share it.
14060,this is so wholesome 💕 i'm happy for you!!,I'm excited she makes me feel wonderful and happy and I wanted to share it.,"i'm sending you good vibes and thoughts, i really hope the best for you in this endeavor!"
14061,I'm excited she makes me feel wonderful and happy and I wanted to share it.,"i'm sending you good vibes and thoughts, i really hope the best for you in this endeavor!",Thank you :)
14062,Stealing a bike is truly one of the shittiest things you can do to a person.,"Never come to the Netherlands or Denmark.
Your bike is not safe.","Do you have any evidence to substantiate the claim?

- A Dane who's never lost a bike"
14063,"Never come to the Netherlands or Denmark.
Your bike is not safe.","Do you have any evidence to substantiate the claim?

- A Dane who's never lost a bike",My cousin from Copenhagen.
14064,Stealing a bike is truly one of the shittiest things you can do to a person.,"Never come to the Netherlands or Denmark.
Your bike is not safe.",Why?
14065,"Never come to the Netherlands or Denmark.
Your bike is not safe.",Why?,"Well, in the Netherlands and (according to my sources) Denmark, bike theft is rather prevalent."
14066,My therapist said I don't need to attend therapy sessions anymore!,Same here but I think she just didn't want to see me anymore.,Do you think you still need therapy?
14067,Same here but I think she just didn't want to see me anymore.,Do you think you still need therapy?,If I had the money
14068,Why did you name your dog what his/her name is?,I adopted a dog this year and named him Morty. He's the best. ,Congrats on adopting him! What kind of dog is he?
14069,I adopted a dog this year and named him Morty. He's the best. ,Congrats on adopting him! What kind of dog is he?,Lab terrier mix. He looks like the scruffy mutt from any generic kids movie. :D
14070,"Redditors, what is the story behind your username ?",Typo. It wasn't meant to be duck. ,What was it ...?
14071,Typo. It wasn't meant to be duck. ,What was it ...?,FUCK 
14072,What was it ...?,FUCK ,"Oh, I thought it was dicks."
14073,FUCK ,"Oh, I thought it was dicks.",Dick spider....hmm I like it. A spider with dick legs
14074,"Oh, I thought it was dicks.",Dick spider....hmm I like it. A spider with dick legs,Dicks with spiders sounds way more terrifying. 
14075,Dick spider....hmm I like it. A spider with dick legs,Dicks with spiders sounds way more terrifying. ,You mean pubic lice? 
14076,Dick spider....hmm I like it. A spider with dick legs,Dicks with spiders sounds way more terrifying. ,Spiders with dicks is even worse
14077,"Redditors, what is the story behind your username ?",My white cat has some pink paw pads and I love them.,Doesn't every cat have those ?
14078,My white cat has some pink paw pads and I love them.,Doesn't every cat have those ?,"My cat has sort of peack, with very dark brown specs on her jellybean toes"
14079,My white cat has some pink paw pads and I love them.,Doesn't every cat have those ?,"No, my other two have black paw pads."
14080,"Redditors, what is the story behind your username ?",No where man must have been taken. ,wat
14081,No where man must have been taken. ,wat,The Beatles song Nowhere man. 
14082,wat,The Beatles song Nowhere man. ,"Ooooh, okay"
14083,"Redditors, what is the story behind your username ?","Hip Hop Head   
Video Game Music",Nice
14084,"Hip Hop Head   
Video Game Music",Nice,I barely listen to VGM any more but I like the username haha
14085,Nice,I barely listen to VGM any more but I like the username haha,Haha. :)
14086,"Redditors, what is the story behind your username ?","My names blayde, people call knives blades. Blaydeknife
",Love that name!!
14087,"My names blayde, people call knives blades. Blaydeknife
",Love that name!!,Thank you
14088,Love that name!!,Thank you,You're welcome! :)
14089,Which Reddit bots do you dislike most?,The one that irks me the most lately is HaikuBot.,"It's like ""no, I don't

want to reread that comment

with a strange cadence"""
14090,The one that irks me the most lately is HaikuBot.,"It's like ""no, I don't

want to reread that comment

with a strange cadence""","I find that it works well sometimes, but it's mostly pretty bad, I agree"
14091,Which Reddit bots do you dislike most?,The one that irks me the most lately is HaikuBot.,Aw I love HaikuBot
14092,The one that irks me the most lately is HaikuBot.,Aw I love HaikuBot,Me too!
14093,Which Reddit bots do you dislike most?,"Does anyone else hate the ""does anyone else, probably not"" bot?",Yes. Probably the worst one
14094,"Does anyone else hate the ""does anyone else, probably not"" bot?",Yes. Probably the worst one,"I happily forgot those two existed, till now."
14095,Which Reddit bots do you dislike most?,AutoModerator in most subreddits. ,Why?
14096,AutoModerator in most subreddits. ,Why?,It might be less of an automod issue and more that some subs just have way too many rules.
14097,Which Reddit bots do you dislike most?,"u/evenwithcontext_bot

what is the point?",What isn't the point.
14098,"u/evenwithcontext_bot

what is the point?",What isn't the point.,bad bot
14099,Top 5s,Top five places in the world you'd like to visit?,"1. Italy
2. Thailand
3. Greece
4. Iceland
5. Hawai'i"
14100,Top five places in the world you'd like to visit?,"1. Italy
2. Thailand
3. Greece
4. Iceland
5. Hawai'i",Those are some awesome places!
14101,Top 5s,What are your top 5 favorite words? ,"* Isthmus
* Beans
* Dank
* Indeed
* Belligerent"
14102,What are your top 5 favorite words? ,"* Isthmus
* Beans
* Dank
* Indeed
* Belligerent",I now appreciate these words more. Beans. 
14103,Top 5s,Top 5s. From the channel. Pick them.,From the channel? Not sure what that means.
14104,Top 5s. From the channel. Pick them.,From the channel? Not sure what that means.,Oh nevermind. The title of this reminded me of the YouTube channel. 
14105,Top 5s,Top 5 Villains,"* Al Swearengen (Deadwood)
* The Joker
* Sephiroth
* Hannibal Lecter
* Agent Smith"
14106,Top 5 Villains,"* Al Swearengen (Deadwood)
* The Joker
* Sephiroth
* Hannibal Lecter
* Agent Smith","* Darth Vader
* Joffrey Baratheon 
* Saruman
* Voldemort
* Joker (Mark Hamill version)"
14107,I have to admit even if it is a little stupid but I take downvotes personally!,I usually delete any post that gets downvoted even once.,Take a downvote filthy emperor just kidding hope you are doing well friend!
14108,I usually delete any post that gets downvoted even once.,Take a downvote filthy emperor just kidding hope you are doing well friend!,Heh and glad you didn't.
14109,I have to admit even if it is a little stupid but I take downvotes personally!,"I agree with you on a personal level. 

So I downvoted you. 

",We must have some kind of spiritual connection lol
14110,"I agree with you on a personal level. 

So I downvoted you. 

",We must have some kind of spiritual connection lol,But not personal connection. I wasn't downvoted
14111,I have to admit even if it is a little stupid but I take downvotes personally!,"I love down votes.

It shows how many stupid people don't agree with my facts.",Just cuz someone doesn't agree with you doesn't make them stupid. Hahaha Ima down vote that. 
14112,"I love down votes.

It shows how many stupid people don't agree with my facts.",Just cuz someone doesn't agree with you doesn't make them stupid. Hahaha Ima down vote that. ,Says the stupid person.
14113,Just cuz someone doesn't agree with you doesn't make them stupid. Hahaha Ima down vote that. ,Says the stupid person.,Hahahaha that cracked me up. 
14114,I have to admit even if it is a little stupid but I take downvotes personally!,"I love down votes.

It shows how many stupid people don't agree with my facts.",We're just doing it cause you said you like it! We're being nice :)
14115,"I love down votes.

It shows how many stupid people don't agree with my facts.",We're just doing it cause you said you like it! We're being nice :),MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!
14116,I have to admit even if it is a little stupid but I take downvotes personally!,I rarely get downvoted cuz I rarely comment and never post.  ,So you are a lurker then...
14117,I rarely get downvoted cuz I rarely comment and never post.  ,So you are a lurker then...,"Not really, I just don't go on Reddit to often.  But I'll lurk every once in a while.  "
14118,I have to admit even if it is a little stupid but I take downvotes personally!,That is why I don't post much,You just did I downvoted you man shouldn't have posted.... psych hope you are doing well!
14119,That is why I don't post much,You just did I downvoted you man shouldn't have posted.... psych hope you are doing well!,Ya I'm doing well. I just need to proofread more. 
14120,I have to admit even if it is a little stupid but I take downvotes personally!,"I downvote any thread or post that discusses downvotes, upvotes, karma, or frontpage.",Well aren't you a special snowflake lol
14121,"I downvote any thread or post that discusses downvotes, upvotes, karma, or frontpage.",Well aren't you a special snowflake lol,Life is great if you don't give a shit about internet points.
14122,What are you doing tonight?,Making homemade Chinese food and watching the newest episodes of GoT and Ink Master. ,Please elaborate on the home made Chinese food
14123,Making homemade Chinese food and watching the newest episodes of GoT and Ink Master. ,Please elaborate on the home made Chinese food,"Orange chicken, rice, stir fry, and egg rolls. "
14124,What are you doing tonight?,Making homemade Chinese food and watching the newest episodes of GoT and Ink Master. ,Now I am hungry!
14125,Making homemade Chinese food and watching the newest episodes of GoT and Ink Master. ,Now I am hungry!,I'm hoping it'll be a tasty dinner. 
14126,Now I am hungry!,I'm hoping it'll be a tasty dinner. ,Sounds like it will be!!
14127,I'm hoping it'll be a tasty dinner. ,Sounds like it will be!!,What're you doing tonight?
14128,What are you doing tonight?,I'll be watching the start of the 2017/18 premier league season - Arsenal vs Leicester,Nice. Who do you hope wins?
14129,I'll be watching the start of the 2017/18 premier league season - Arsenal vs Leicester,Nice. Who do you hope wins?,I don't mind really. Probably Leicester as they're the supposed underdog.
14130,What are you doing tonight?,Probably gonna play video games and relax for the most part.,What game?
14131,Probably gonna play video games and relax for the most part.,What game?,"Not positive, either League of Legends or Horizon Zero Dawn, or maybe both"
14132,What are you doing tonight?,Guns n Roses concert!,Awesome! ROCK ON!
14133,Guns n Roses concert!,Awesome! ROCK ON!,"Thanks man, cant wait for paradise city."
14134,What are you doing tonight?,"Flying to Ohio so i can see my friend get married tomorrow
and cry happy tears of joy.
",Sounds great! Have an excellent time!
14135,"Flying to Ohio so i can see my friend get married tomorrow
and cry happy tears of joy.
",Sounds great! Have an excellent time!,"THANK YOU!
"
14136,What are you doing tonight?,My friend is having a birthday party so I will be watching all my friends get shit faced,WOOOO. So you get to remind them all of the stupid shit they did tomorrow?
14137,My friend is having a birthday party so I will be watching all my friends get shit faced,WOOOO. So you get to remind them all of the stupid shit they did tomorrow?,"Damn straight, my friend. Its honestly better than drinking."
14138,WOOOO. So you get to remind them all of the stupid shit they did tomorrow?,"Damn straight, my friend. Its honestly better than drinking.",Ahahaha awesome!
14139,My baked potato was so good,What is a potato?,Hahaha I love that story 
14140,What is a potato?,Hahaha I love that story ,I guess I am out of the loop here
14141,My baked potato was so good,Sounds tasty. I am having a baked potato for dinner.,What are your toppings?
14142,Sounds tasty. I am having a baked potato for dinner.,What are your toppings?,"It'll probably be something really basic: butter, salt and pepper. "
14143,My baked potato was so good,I'm thinking about making a pizza. ,From scratch? Which toppings will you have?
14144,I'm thinking about making a pizza. ,From scratch? Which toppings will you have?,"Pepperoni, ham and sausage. It was pretty great."
14145,From scratch? Which toppings will you have?,"Pepperoni, ham and sausage. It was pretty great.",Nice!
14146,My baked potato was so good,Funny i am having one for dinner,"Which toppings?

P.s. I sound a little obsessed with baked potato toppings... "
14147,Funny i am having one for dinner,"Which toppings?

P.s. I sound a little obsessed with baked potato toppings... ",I really dont do toppings but bacon bits are good
14148,What did you buy recently?,"I bought a 2012 Mazda 3i! It's the nicest, newest car i have ever purchased! ",Nice! I'm currently driving around in an audi a5 2017 Coupe 2.0 TDI 
14149,"I bought a 2012 Mazda 3i! It's the nicest, newest car i have ever purchased! ",Nice! I'm currently driving around in an audi a5 2017 Coupe 2.0 TDI ,how much usd did it cost to you?
14150,Nice! I'm currently driving around in an audi a5 2017 Coupe 2.0 TDI ,how much usd did it cost to you?,It's company. I don't pay for it.
14151,how much usd did it cost to you?,It's company. I don't pay for it.,do you know how much it costs on your country?
14152,"I'm 19 and attempting to get my tubes tied. What are your guys' goals, despite everyone's disapproval?",You sound like a horrible person.,Then I definitely shouldn't reproduce!
14153,You sound like a horrible person.,Then I definitely shouldn't reproduce!,You win. 
14154,"I'm 19 and attempting to get my tubes tied. What are your guys' goals, despite everyone's disapproval?",Don't do anything you might regret later in life.,IMO it's better to regret that kind of surgery than regretting having unwanted children.
14155,Don't do anything you might regret later in life.,IMO it's better to regret that kind of surgery than regretting having unwanted children.,Children are definitely more permanent than no children.
14156,"I'm 19 and attempting to get my tubes tied. What are your guys' goals, despite everyone's disapproval?",I have too many goals and hope to accomplish them all.,Go for it my dude! Having too many goals is far better than having no goals!
14157,I have too many goals and hope to accomplish them all.,Go for it my dude! Having too many goals is far better than having no goals!,Thank you for the encouragement.
14158,What's your favorite song right now?,"Lusus Naturae!  
The name is latin but the song is in english, promise.","Wait, are you fan of RWBY too?"
14159,"Lusus Naturae!  
The name is latin but the song is in english, promise.","Wait, are you fan of RWBY too?",One hundred percent! Love that show.
14160,What's your favorite song right now?,Halo by Starset.,It's a good song but I've never played the game Halo so I cant connect to it.
14161,Halo by Starset.,It's a good song but I've never played the game Halo so I cant connect to it.,I dont think it has anything to do with the game.
14162,It's a good song but I've never played the game Halo so I cant connect to it.,I dont think it has anything to do with the game.,I just assumed since the video I clicked had Halo charachters
14163,I dont think it has anything to do with the game.,I just assumed since the video I clicked had Halo charachters,Probably only because of the name. People like to do that.
14164,What's your favorite song right now?,Salad Days - Mac Demarco,"I liked this alot , any other songs of his you'd reccomend"
14165,Salad Days - Mac Demarco,"I liked this alot , any other songs of his you'd reccomend","Let Her Go
"
14166,What's your favorite song right now?,Good Vibrations by The Beach Boys. ,Brian Wilson was a genius. Good one. 
14167,Good Vibrations by The Beach Boys. ,Brian Wilson was a genius. Good one. ,He is still with us 😎
14168,Brian Wilson was a genius. Good one. ,He is still with us 😎,Wade Boggs R.I.P.
14169,He is still with us 😎,Wade Boggs R.I.P.,Boss hog R.I.P.
14170,What should I name my new computer?,what kind of computer is it?,15 inch macbook pro.
14171,what kind of computer is it?,15 inch macbook pro.,Charles Rennie Mackintosh.
14172,What should I name my new computer?,Friday,I like these
14173,Friday,I like these,Thank you.
14174,What should I name my new computer?,Hal?,I prefer female names for my computers. Male names are for my phone. 
14175,Hal?,I prefer female names for my computers. Male names are for my phone. ,HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey sounds like a female
14176,I prefer female names for my computers. Male names are for my phone. ,HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey sounds like a female,"I'm sorry, but Hal immediately brings up Malcolm in the Middle for me."
14177,HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey sounds like a female,"I'm sorry, but Hal immediately brings up Malcolm in the Middle for me.",Lois
14178,I prefer female names for my computers. Male names are for my phone. ,HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey sounds like a female,"I'm sorry, Dave.  I'm afraid I can't do that."
14179,Hal?,I prefer female names for my computers. Male names are for my phone. ,"what about Rak'thar, Holder of the Tritium Spheres?"
14180,I prefer female names for my computers. Male names are for my phone. ,"what about Rak'thar, Holder of the Tritium Spheres?","Alright, I'll give, what's that a reference to?"
14181,What should I name my new computer?,Name it after your favorite transformer. ,...I'm not a fan of Transformers.
14182,Name it after your favorite transformer. ,...I'm not a fan of Transformers.,"Heathen.
Well how about naming it after your favorite plant. That's a nice contradiction. "
14183,What should I name my new computer?,"I think you should name it Julietta. Pronounced like Julio, not Julia. 

Phonetically: Hulee-eta","My name is Julian, so that might be awkward. "
14184,"I think you should name it Julietta. Pronounced like Julio, not Julia. 

Phonetically: Hulee-eta","My name is Julian, so that might be awkward. ",Bahahaha. All the better!
14185,"What is something that you keep telling yourself to do, yet you still don't do it?",I tell myself to stop trying to hookup. But I always look for it. :(,I have the opposite problem. I tell myself to try it and I just can't. Wanna trade?
14186,I tell myself to stop trying to hookup. But I always look for it. :(,I have the opposite problem. I tell myself to try it and I just can't. Wanna trade?,You are better off not doing that.
14187,"What is something that you keep telling yourself to do, yet you still don't do it?",Talk to girls more. I think it'd be nice to have a partner who cares about you,How about you talk to the boys for me and I'll talk to the girls for you and we compare notes?
14188,Talk to girls more. I think it'd be nice to have a partner who cares about you,How about you talk to the boys for me and I'll talk to the girls for you and we compare notes?,Yeah then we just trade. Blind date that shit
14189,Tell me about your favorite animal and I'll draw a little doodle of them!,"Bald Eagle, do I really need to explain?",I saw my first one in the wild last week while rafting the snake river. It was really cool.
14190,"Bald Eagle, do I really need to explain?",I saw my first one in the wild last week while rafting the snake river. It was really cool.,Freedom is always cool
14191,Tell me about your favorite animal and I'll draw a little doodle of them!,"Ha, that's too cute!! You captured her cheekiness juuuust right!! ",I'm glad! She's utterly adorable
14192,"Ha, that's too cute!! You captured her cheekiness juuuust right!! ",I'm glad! She's utterly adorable,Aww thanks! 
14193,Make me look bad game!,What is your favorite food ?,Chicken stuffed with haggis wrapped in bacon. 
14194,What is your favorite food ?,Chicken stuffed with haggis wrapped in bacon. ,"Dude, I love this game"
14195,Make me look bad game!,"If you could meet any celebrity, who would it be?",That guy who does that thing really good and everyone agrees is awesome. 
14196,"If you could meet any celebrity, who would it be?",That guy who does that thing really good and everyone agrees is awesome. ,"Hey, you're not OP..."
14197,Make me look bad game!,"Who is the most vile person in history, and why are they bad?","Hitler, he did some stuff"
14198,"Who is the most vile person in history, and why are they bad?","Hitler, he did some stuff","there, you look like a terrible person now"
14199,"Hitler, he did some stuff","there, you look like a terrible person now",Oh heck you got me
14200,Make me look bad game!,How do you feel about dogs?,"They're great, I have one and he's my best friend"
14201,How do you feel about dogs?,"They're great, I have one and he's my best friend",Oh my freaking God I'm dead
14202,Make me look bad game!,Where'd you meet your best friend?,At soccer!
14203,Where'd you meet your best friend?,At soccer!,Were you any good at it?
14204,At soccer!,Were you any good at it?,"Pretty good, one of my favorite things to do!"
14205,Make me look bad game!,Knock knock ,Who's there?
14206,Knock knock ,Who's there?,"Sorry I forgot what I wanted to say now, someone else finish this :/"
14207,You Can't Post Here.,"Okay, thanks for the heads up.","Heads off, you say? Oh? No, that's not what you said... That's just me thinking *ahead* "
14208,"Okay, thanks for the heads up.","Heads off, you say? Oh? No, that's not what you said... That's just me thinking *ahead* ",Are we going to have a sword fight?!
14209,You Can't Post Here.,"I'll post all I wan't.

¡VIVA LA REVOLUCION!","Don't make me put you in posting jail! I just found out that, that's a thing! "
14210,"I'll post all I wan't.

¡VIVA LA REVOLUCION!","Don't make me put you in posting jail! I just found out that, that's a thing! ","You can jail a revolutionary, but you can't jail the revolution!"
14211,"Don't make me put you in posting jail! I just found out that, that's a thing! ","You can jail a revolutionary, but you can't jail the revolution!","Where is this guy ""revolution?"". He thinks he can escape me, but nobody can! "
14212,You Can't Post Here.,But what if I was going to post about how great you are?,Then they would have been your final words. 
14213,But what if I was going to post about how great you are?,Then they would have been your final words. ,O.O
14214,You Can't Post Here.,Can I bribe?,What do you have to offer?
14215,Can I bribe?,What do you have to offer?,Puppy kisses
14216,You Can't Post Here.,Too bad,"Hey, I made this place fair and triangle! I have the rights to it. "
14217,Too bad,"Hey, I made this place fair and triangle! I have the rights to it. ","Too bad, i'm posting here anyways."
14218,"Hey, I made this place fair and triangle! I have the rights to it. ","Too bad, i'm posting here anyways.","By the toast vested in me, I shall banish you to the darkness corner of Reddit! 

r/cats/"
14219,"Too bad, i'm posting here anyways.","By the toast vested in me, I shall banish you to the darkness corner of Reddit! 

r/cats/",Hiss
14220,You Can't Post Here.,Ok then ,"Oh, you people and abrivating things! Here I'll fix it; 

Omac knows then. "
14221,Ok then ,"Oh, you people and abrivating things! Here I'll fix it; 

Omac knows then. ",Wat
14222,You Can't Post Here.,#THIS...IS....AMERICA BITCH,"No, this is Spartan! "
14223,#THIS...IS....AMERICA BITCH,"No, this is Spartan! ",No this is Patrick 
14224,You Can't Post Here.,I pay good money to be on this site! I'll damn post wherever I want!,I paid no money for my own section. So you can see who is right.
14225,I pay good money to be on this site! I'll damn post wherever I want!,I paid no money for my own section. So you can see who is right.,"Hey man, paying $0 a month is pretty expensive in these tough times."
14226,You Can't Post Here.,"""here""

r/madlads","Nice, subbed. I needed a new place to grow my empire. "
14227,"""here""

r/madlads","Nice, subbed. I needed a new place to grow my empire. ",Bahahahah
14228,You Can't Post Here.,But what if I wanna?,"Well, you can'ta. "
14229,But what if I wanna?,"Well, you can'ta. ",But I wanna
14230,What do the 437 online people here do at this time of the day ?,"Right now, I'm taking a break from gaming and just colouring.",I'd love to see a pic of what you're working on!
14231,"Right now, I'm taking a break from gaming and just colouring.",I'd love to see a pic of what you're working on!,Same 
14232,I'd love to see a pic of what you're working on!,Same ,"I'm too lazy, but its a blue and (mostly) orange Edmuntosaurous :)"
14233,What do the 437 online people here do at this time of the day ?,"Right now, I'm taking a break from gaming and just colouring.",Overwatch? 
14234,"Right now, I'm taking a break from gaming and just colouring.",Overwatch? ,Pokemon aha
14235,Overwatch? ,Pokemon aha,Which one? I nearly beat Pokemon White.
14236,What do the 437 online people here do at this time of the day ?,Smoking a blunt with my  dudes listening to some MOBB deep,Dope. Rip Prodigy. 
14237,Smoking a blunt with my  dudes listening to some MOBB deep,Dope. Rip Prodigy. ,Rip to the god  
14238,What do the 437 online people here do at this time of the day ?,~~Working~~ Sitting in the office browsing the web.,Hahaha! You are so damn funny bro. What are you looking at atm? 
14239,~~Working~~ Sitting in the office browsing the web.,Hahaha! You are so damn funny bro. What are you looking at atm? ,reading on /r/askreddit
14240,What hobbies keep you from going insane?,"Buy a ukulele, might be a bad idea but it's fun.",Was going to suggest an acoustic guitar 
14241,"Buy a ukulele, might be a bad idea but it's fun.",Was going to suggest an acoustic guitar ,"But that's so much trouble to take to work, but that would be fun outside of work!"
14242,What is the best thing that has ever happened to you?,Meeting and marrying my husband. I'd probably be dead without him and he helped me find God. ,I love reading these types comments. I hope your doing better 
14243,Meeting and marrying my husband. I'd probably be dead without him and he helped me find God. ,I love reading these types comments. I hope your doing better ,"I am doing better, thank you :) hope you're having a good day "
14244,"Unpopular Opinions PT. 1: Movies, TV, Video Games","I have no interest in Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars.",all your preference dude. no one can force you into liking something
14245,"I have no interest in Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars.",all your preference dude. no one can force you into liking something,Never said I wanted to like them! Was just sharing my unpopular opinion.
14246,all your preference dude. no one can force you into liking something,Never said I wanted to like them! Was just sharing my unpopular opinion.,no one is FORCING YOU GEEZ! lol
14247,"Unpopular Opinions PT. 1: Movies, TV, Video Games",I thought True Detective was bad and also very boring. ,I know a lot of people who would disagree with you 
14248,I thought True Detective was bad and also very boring. ,I know a lot of people who would disagree with you ,Me too!!!
14249,I know a lot of people who would disagree with you ,Me too!!!,:)
14250,"Unpopular Opinions PT. 1: Movies, TV, Video Games","Very cool. I'm originally from Ohio, now in Florida.",cool
14251,"Very cool. I'm originally from Ohio, now in Florida.",cool,"Nooo, it's not cool. It's hot."
14252,cool,"Nooo, it's not cool. It's hot.",what is?
14253,"Nooo, it's not cool. It's hot.",what is?,Florida. ;)
14254,what is?,Florida. ;),mmmm that sounds sexy
14255,Florida. ;),mmmm that sounds sexy,More like sweaty. 
14256,mmmm that sounds sexy,More like sweaty. ,*moist*
14257,More like sweaty. ,*moist*,That is accurate. Especially since it's summertime. 
14258,*moist*,That is accurate. Especially since it's summertime. ,right
14259,That is accurate. Especially since it's summertime. ,right,Has NY been hot this summer? The last time I was there it was hot. 
14260,right,Has NY been hot this summer? The last time I was there it was hot. ,damn hot...
14261,Has NY been hot this summer? The last time I was there it was hot. ,damn hot...,"Damn, it's like a 3 month heat wave everywhere!"
14262,damn hot...,"Damn, it's like a 3 month heat wave everywhere!",yeah.... 
14263,"Damn, it's like a 3 month heat wave everywhere!",yeah.... ,Weird.
14264,yeah.... ,Weird.,totally.
14265,Weird.,totally.,Totes Mcgoats.
14266,"Unpopular Opinions PT. 1: Movies, TV, Video Games",Not me .-. How was your Saturday? ,goooooooooooood
14267,Not me .-. How was your Saturday? ,goooooooooooood,Great! Did you do anything fun?
14268,goooooooooooood,Great! Did you do anything fun?,not really 
14269,Great! Did you do anything fun?,not really ,Alrighty...
14270,I have a job interview today!!!,Congrats! Good luck! ,Thank you so much!! I’ll take all the luck I can get!
14271,Congrats! Good luck! ,Thank you so much!! I’ll take all the luck I can get!,I'm sure you'll do just fine!
14272,I have a job interview today!!!,Congrats.  Good luck with the interview.   You just need an answer to why you want to be a baker,"I was born a Baker.

No, literally, that’s my surname. I was *born* a Baker! ;)"
14273,Congrats.  Good luck with the interview.   You just need an answer to why you want to be a baker,"I was born a Baker.

No, literally, that’s my surname. I was *born* a Baker! ;)",Username checks out :P
14274,"I was born a Baker.

No, literally, that’s my surname. I was *born* a Baker! ;)",Username checks out :P,Homemade pizza is my secondary specialty!
14275,I have a job interview today!!!,This is giving me hopeeeeeee!!! Good job!,OMG! I love your username!
14276,This is giving me hopeeeeeee!!! Good job!,OMG! I love your username!,Lol thanks! 💕
14277,"Redditors, what is your favorite animal ?",Puffins and Giant Isopods.,"Isopods are terryfing, and pretty cool at the same time. So...  terryfingly cool ?"
14278,Puffins and Giant Isopods.,"Isopods are terryfing, and pretty cool at the same time. So...  terryfingly cool ?",Isopods are heaven on earth in deep sea bug form. =P
14279,"Redditors, what is your favorite animal ?",I love spiders. ,Jumping spiders are the only spiders I like
14280,I love spiders. ,Jumping spiders are the only spiders I like,All spiders are good spiders. 
14281,Jumping spiders are the only spiders I like,All spiders are good spiders. ,"Unless they bite someone, then they are the devil incarnate "
14282,All spiders are good spiders. ,"Unless they bite someone, then they are the devil incarnate ",Well most the time they are just scared and get provoked needlessly. 
14283,"Unless they bite someone, then they are the devil incarnate ",Well most the time they are just scared and get provoked needlessly. ,True for the most part but sometimes it was an honest mistake 
14284,Just sitting around waiting for my phone to arrive. What are you guys doing?,What phone did you order?,The Xiaomi Redmi Note 4 with Helio X20
14285,What phone did you order?,The Xiaomi Redmi Note 4 with Helio X20,Looks like a pretty good mid-grade phone. Hope you enjoy it. c:
14286,The Xiaomi Redmi Note 4 with Helio X20,Looks like a pretty good mid-grade phone. Hope you enjoy it. c:,Haha me too ':)
14287,What do you wish for?,I wish I had as much money as Scrooge McDuck,Would you also want it in gold coins?
14288,I wish I had as much money as Scrooge McDuck,Would you also want it in gold coins?,"yes, but all in loonies!"
14289,Would you also want it in gold coins?,"yes, but all in loonies!",Hahaha how much is a loonie? 
14290,What do you wish for?,I wish I was 7 inches taller ,Do you want to be a baller?
14291,I wish I was 7 inches taller ,Do you want to be a baller?,"Yeah, and I wish I had a girl who looked good so I could call her."
14292,What do you wish for?,To be in shape enough by October to finish my scheduled half marathon 🏃 . ,"You can do that!

My wife does marathons and I can never see myself doing it. 

I 🐝- 🍃 in you!"
14293,To be in shape enough by October to finish my scheduled half marathon 🏃 . ,"You can do that!

My wife does marathons and I can never see myself doing it. 

I 🐝- 🍃 in you!",Thanks. I applaud your wife's discipline!
14294,"You can do that!

My wife does marathons and I can never see myself doing it. 

I 🐝- 🍃 in you!",Thanks. I applaud your wife's discipline!,"Thank you :)

Do you have a training plan set up?"
14295,Thanks. I applaud your wife's discipline!,"Thank you :)

Do you have a training plan set up?","Not not really. Run more, I guess."
14296,What do you wish for?,A fully functional Starship Enterprise. ,/u/MisterDrProf!
14297,A fully functional Starship Enterprise. ,/u/MisterDrProf!,"(Busts in with banhammer)

What's the emergency? "
14298,What do you wish for?,"Money. Already have love, I just need more time to enjoy it.","Congrats on the love!

What would you do with the time specifically once you get all that dough?"
14299,"Money. Already have love, I just need more time to enjoy it.","Congrats on the love!

What would you do with the time specifically once you get all that dough?",Travel and eat.
14300,"Congrats on the love!

What would you do with the time specifically once you get all that dough?",Travel and eat.,Where would you want to travel most?
14301,What do you wish for?,"Money. Already have love, I just need more time to enjoy it.",as much as Scrooge McDuck?
14302,"Money. Already have love, I just need more time to enjoy it.",as much as Scrooge McDuck?,It wouldn't hurt.
14303,What makes you smile?,What will make me smile? Satisfaction.,"That's cheating!!! Practically a tautology! Another answer, please :3"
14304,What will make me smile? Satisfaction.,"That's cheating!!! Practically a tautology! Another answer, please :3",Only if you invite me to the orgy on the moonbase lol
14305,"That's cheating!!! Practically a tautology! Another answer, please :3",Only if you invite me to the orgy on the moonbase lol,There is no orgy though.
14306,Only if you invite me to the orgy on the moonbase lol,There is no orgy though.,I was just kidding anyway.
14307,There is no orgy though.,I was just kidding anyway.,Moonbase is real tho !
14308,I was just kidding anyway.,Moonbase is real tho !,oh ok.
14309,What makes you smile?,U/Zaramesh makes me smile :),I wanna be invited to the wedding.
14310,U/Zaramesh makes me smile :),I wanna be invited to the wedding.,Well polygamy isn't something I really thought about but I guess you only live once!
14311,I wanna be invited to the wedding.,Well polygamy isn't something I really thought about but I guess you only live once!,That's the spirit! I'll even let you guys use my moonbase for the honeymoon.
14312,Well polygamy isn't something I really thought about but I guess you only live once!,That's the spirit! I'll even let you guys use my moonbase for the honeymoon.,I wonder what zero gravity would entail for bodily fluid clean up.
14313,That's the spirit! I'll even let you guys use my moonbase for the honeymoon.,I wonder what zero gravity would entail for bodily fluid clean up.,No idea but I don't wanna find out.
14314,I wonder what zero gravity would entail for bodily fluid clean up.,No idea but I don't wanna find out.,You'd finally be able get a sense on how that snowman that lives in the snow globe views life
14315,Well polygamy isn't something I really thought about but I guess you only live once!,That's the spirit! I'll even let you guys use my moonbase for the honeymoon.,I laughed to hard at that lol! Now my mouth hurts(damn you canker sore!^!^!^!^!)
14316,What makes you smile?,Holding baby animals and I guess baby humans too.,What's your favourite baby animal to hold? :3
14317,Holding baby animals and I guess baby humans too.,What's your favourite baby animal to hold? :3,"Kittens, just such curious little bundles of sweetness."
14318,What's your favourite baby animal to hold? :3,"Kittens, just such curious little bundles of sweetness.",Share your fav kitten holding picture please? :3
14319,What makes you smile?,My friends make me smile,I bet you make them smile too!
14320,My friends make me smile,I bet you make them smile too!,"Yeah, they do"
14321,What is something that you really enjoy but can never find anyone to talk about it with ?,"Math, Everyone else I know hates math but I love it.",What do you know about number theory and juggling? 
14322,"Math, Everyone else I know hates math but I love it.",What do you know about number theory and juggling? ,Nothing at all!
14323,What is something that you really enjoy but can never find anyone to talk about it with ?,"Math, Everyone else I know hates math but I love it.",Where should I look if I want a refresher from precal onwards?
14324,"Math, Everyone else I know hates math but I love it.",Where should I look if I want a refresher from precal onwards?,That sounds like magic but google or wikipedia I guess.
14325,What is something that you really enjoy but can never find anyone to talk about it with ?,Like operatic music but I am not really familiarized with it. :l,"I like to listen to it sometimes, not really familiarized with it either :)"
14326,Like operatic music but I am not really familiarized with it. :l,"I like to listen to it sometimes, not really familiarized with it either :)",Like old school opera or songs with components of it?
14327,What is something that you really enjoy but can never find anyone to talk about it with ?,Like operatic music but I am not really familiarized with it. :l,Listen to Maria Callas and you'll soon be familiarized with a lot of it :)
14328,Like operatic music but I am not really familiarized with it. :l,Listen to Maria Callas and you'll soon be familiarized with a lot of it :),:o Okay. Is it on Spotify?
14329,Donating blood right now. How's everything going?,Meow?,Unfortunately I don't have a cat :(
14330,Meow?,Unfortunately I don't have a cat :(,Do you have any pets
14331,Unfortunately I don't have a cat :(,Do you have any pets,"Yeah, I have a dog! I love him "
14332,Do you have any pets,"Yeah, I have a dog! I love him ",What kind of dog is he?
14333,"Yeah, I have a dog! I love him ",What kind of dog is he?,Mix
14334,When was your last time starting a conversation with a stranger?,Right now. Yes.,And how is it going?
14335,Right now. Yes.,And how is it going?,"I'n pretty bored at work, but reddit's keeping me occupied. What about you?"
14336,When was your last time starting a conversation with a stranger?,A few hours ago. Went well. Sometimes,What was the topic of your conversation?
14337,A few hours ago. Went well. Sometimes,What was the topic of your conversation?,A couple different things. Mostly trying to help my situation with a girl
14338,When was your last time starting a conversation with a stranger?,"Never did it, except online.",What keeps you from doing it?
14339,"Never did it, except online.",What keeps you from doing it?,It's an awkward thing to do here and I don't like talking to people in general
14340,What keeps you from doing it?,It's an awkward thing to do here and I don't like talking to people in general,Where are you from?
14341,It's an awkward thing to do here and I don't like talking to people in general,Where are you from?,Italy
14342,Where are you from?,Italy,"Curious, I thought it was common in there."
14343,Italy,"Curious, I thought it was common in there.","It happens, but I'm really the average Italian anyway."
14344,When was your last time starting a conversation with a stranger?,"At a party a week ago. I've been talking to her every day since then, so that went well. ",Good stuff! Keep it up :) 
14345,"At a party a week ago. I've been talking to her every day since then, so that went well. ",Good stuff! Keep it up :) ,"Thanks :) 

We actually just planned a date for next friday so I'm excited! "
14346,Good stuff! Keep it up :) ,"Thanks :) 

We actually just planned a date for next friday so I'm excited! ","Damn that's so awesome!! Best of luck, rooting for you :) you got this in the bag"
14347,When was your last time starting a conversation with a stranger?,:l Never happens. :(,Don't you see people sometimes in the street that you feel like you should talk to them?
14348,:l Never happens. :(,Don't you see people sometimes in the street that you feel like you should talk to them?,Not really. :(
14349,When was your last time starting a conversation with a stranger?,"You just made me realize, I've never done it. Holy shit ",Are you going to do it now? :)
14350,"You just made me realize, I've never done it. Holy shit ",Are you going to do it now? :),"I doubt it. I am really shy about meeting people in real life
"
14351,Are you going to do it now? :),"I doubt it. I am really shy about meeting people in real life
","I am too, but life is short and there is a fuckton of interesting people waiting for us."
14352,When was your last time starting a conversation with a stranger?,"They were about cancer, chemotherapy and aliens 😯 ","Aw, I didn't exect that. Do you visit hospitals quite often or do any voluntary work at them? "
14353,"They were about cancer, chemotherapy and aliens 😯 ","Aw, I didn't exect that. Do you visit hospitals quite often or do any voluntary work at them? ","Nope, all the conversation were in the airport ¿?"
14354,"Aw, I didn't exect that. Do you visit hospitals quite often or do any voluntary work at them? ","Nope, all the conversation were in the airport ¿?","Aw, sorry, my imagination just woke up."
14355,Yesterday I (27m) stood up to two 9 year old girls,"Big man, putting nine year olds in their place and bailing out before mama and papa bear come. ",Are you the 9 year olds in this story?
14356,"Big man, putting nine year olds in their place and bailing out before mama and papa bear come. ",Are you the 9 year olds in this story?,"From the story, it sounds like OP was."
14357,Yesterday I (27m) stood up to two 9 year old girls,r/justiceserved ,Does that sub allow text based posts? 
14358,r/justiceserved ,Does that sub allow text based posts? ,I dunno.
14359,Yesterday I (27m) stood up to two 9 year old girls,Their parents failed too. ,Fail!
14360,Their parents failed too. ,Fail!,*throws sand* 
14361,Anyone wanna talk? Feeling a bit off right now,Where are you from buddy ?,Going to college in Maryland. You?
14362,Where are you from buddy ?,Going to college in Maryland. You?,"Cool, never been to US. I am from Czech Republic.
"
14363,Going to college in Maryland. You?,"Cool, never been to US. I am from Czech Republic.
",Oh cool. How old are you?
14364,"Cool, never been to US. I am from Czech Republic.
",Oh cool. How old are you?,"24, just finishing college. Are you excited for it ?"
14365,Anyone wanna talk? Feeling a bit off right now,Where are you from buddy ?,"Cool, never been to US. I am from Czech Republic."
14366,Where are you from buddy ?,"Cool, never been to US. I am from Czech Republic.",Psshh ^^You ^^replied ^^to ^^the ^^wrong ^^thread
14367,"Cool, never been to US. I am from Czech Republic.",Psshh ^^You ^^replied ^^to ^^the ^^wrong ^^thread,Daaamn
14368,"Cool, never been to US. I am from Czech Republic.",Psshh ^^You ^^replied ^^to ^^the ^^wrong ^^thread,"Nah, I just suffer with soliloquy
"
14369,I'm finally happy again!,The same reason as for the past month! My crush &lt;3 ,"It's a wonderful feeling, hey? "
14370,The same reason as for the past month! My crush &lt;3 ,"It's a wonderful feeling, hey? ","Haha, definitely. "
14371,I am at a really bad place,Feel free to pm me to vent OP.,Thank you so much. :) 
14372,Feel free to pm me to vent OP.,Thank you so much. :) ,"No problem! If you do, though, could you comment here, too, just in case I miss it? :)"
14373,Thank you so much. :) ,"No problem! If you do, though, could you comment here, too, just in case I miss it? :)",Haha of course! Thanks :) 
14374,What movie was so bad that it made you walk out of the theater?,Why did you even pay to watch it,I took my little sister. She was wanting to go see it unfortunately.
14375,Why did you even pay to watch it,I took my little sister. She was wanting to go see it unfortunately.,that's being a good big sister :)
14376,I'm sad / anxious / stuck in my own head. Tell me something good that happened in your week and where you're from so I know good things are happening around me even if I can't see them.,I volunteered for the first time in years (haven't been working either).,"Neat !

Where did you volunteer ?"
14377,I volunteered for the first time in years (haven't been working either).,"Neat !

Where did you volunteer ?",Canteen down at my old primary school. I spent most of the time juicing at least 50 oranges.
14378,I'm sad / anxious / stuck in my own head. Tell me something good that happened in your week and where you're from so I know good things are happening around me even if I can't see them.,"I got to eat lots o pickles! And I love, like, REALLY love pickles.",Pickles are too legit ! Fried ones are something else too.
14379,"I got to eat lots o pickles! And I love, like, REALLY love pickles.",Pickles are too legit ! Fried ones are something else too.,"Crazy enough, one of my relatives hate pickles and ranch, but they love fried pickles and ranch."
14380,Pickles are too legit ! Fried ones are something else too.,"Crazy enough, one of my relatives hate pickles and ranch, but they love fried pickles and ranch.",Hmmmmm. That is an enigma if you ask me.
14381,Feeling a little depressed... (lonely),Yo! :),How's it going dude!
14382,Yo! :),How's it going dude!,Not to shabby. Just chilling and having a couple beers ;) how about yourself?
14383,Feeling a little depressed... (lonely),"Hey, what's up?","Just chilling, trying to get myself occupied"
14384,"Hey, what's up?","Just chilling, trying to get myself occupied",Fair enough. How has your day been?
14385,Feeling a little depressed... (lonely),"Hi, wanna hug?","Haha i would love one actually, how are you doing?"
14386,"Hi, wanna hug?","Haha i would love one actually, how are you doing?","*hug* I'm doing ok, I'm lonely too"
14387,Feeling a little depressed... (lonely),Aren't we all :(,Indeed :/
14388,Aren't we all :(,Indeed :/,:(((
14389,Indeed :/,:(((,How's your day been?
14390,:(((,How's your day been?,Good 
14391,What are you watching on Netflix right now?,"Breaking Bad for the fifth time. 

I also finished Ozark which I really liked.",yep just watched Ozark and Shooter! both were really good!
14392,"Breaking Bad for the fifth time. 

I also finished Ozark which I really liked.",yep just watched Ozark and Shooter! both were really good!,"Yeah, couldn't agree more. "
14393,What are you watching on Netflix right now?,The Office! I love it and it keeps me company during work. ,Of course I've seen that (: classic
14394,The Office! I love it and it keeps me company during work. ,Of course I've seen that (: classic,Iran my first time watching it so I'm wayyyyyy out of the loop haha
14395,What are you watching on Netflix right now?,Arrow! I don't think it's very good tbh though haha... Not sure why I still watch it :),I've already seen all of it haha it was just alright. Average at best but I still watched it
14396,Arrow! I don't think it's very good tbh though haha... Not sure why I still watch it :),I've already seen all of it haha it was just alright. Average at best but I still watched it,Haha yea again it's not awesome but kinda addicting lol
14397,Do people with long posts realize that no one reads them?,You should have been ironic and made this a really long post.,Hahaha fam! 
14398,You should have been ironic and made this a really long post.,Hahaha fam! ,Oh it's XM0X. I see you here all the time man. What's up?
14399,Hahaha fam! ,Oh it's XM0X. I see you here all the time man. What's up?,Nothing much fan. I have not been here for a while... 
14400,Oh it's XM0X. I see you here all the time man. What's up?,Nothing much fan. I have not been here for a while... ,"I think it was just this one day I saw you about 5 times, which is why I remember you."
14401,Nothing much fan. I have not been here for a while... ,"I think it was just this one day I saw you about 5 times, which is why I remember you.",Crazy me 
14402,Do people with long posts realize that no one reads them?,Maybe a few of them will take the time.,Who cares 
14403,Maybe a few of them will take the time.,Who cares ,Maybe a few.
14404,Tell me about yourself.,"Well, I'm white and pure like snow. ",Same
14405,"Well, I'm white and pure like snow. ",Same,Haha
14406,Same,Haha,Also the username checks out
14407,Haha,Also the username checks out,I see
14408,Same,Haha,"You all better be either puppies or kittens, or else I think you may be slightly lying. "
14409,Haha,"You all better be either puppies or kittens, or else I think you may be slightly lying. ",Meow
14410,Tell me about yourself.,Total nerd,Well I think you're in good company. What's your nerdiest quality? 
14411,Total nerd,Well I think you're in good company. What's your nerdiest quality? ,"I play Pokemon (card game) every Friday night, and i respect women"
14412,Well I think you're in good company. What's your nerdiest quality? ,"I play Pokemon (card game) every Friday night, and i respect women",Sounds pretty nerdy to me.
14413,"I play Pokemon (card game) every Friday night, and i respect women",Sounds pretty nerdy to me.,Which part
14414,Sounds pretty nerdy to me.,Which part,"So much to choose from, so little time. "
14415,Which part,"So much to choose from, so little time. ","Lol,you?"
14416,"So much to choose from, so little time. ","Lol,you?","Pretty average, but definitely nerdy."
14417,"Lol,you?","Pretty average, but definitely nerdy.",What stuff?
14418,Tell me about yourself.,My hobbies are tea and anime,"Two very good thing, you can never have too much. "
14419,My hobbies are tea and anime,"Two very good thing, you can never have too much. ","I possibly do have too much tea, trying my best to drink it all currently."
14420,"Two very good thing, you can never have too much. ","I possibly do have too much tea, trying my best to drink it all currently.","Well there's only one solution. Drink and drink, then drink some more. "
14421,Comment your favorite song(s) and I'll tell you what I think of it.,This Must Be the Place- Talking Heads,I feel like this is a sad song with an uplifting beat.
14422,This Must Be the Place- Talking Heads,I feel like this is a sad song with an uplifting beat.,"I can agree with that. Overall good review or not so much?
"
14423,I feel like this is a sad song with an uplifting beat.,"I can agree with that. Overall good review or not so much?
",Good review I'd say
14424,Comment your favorite song(s) and I'll tell you what I think of it.,Radiohead - How To Disappear Completely,I feel as though this song is depression in music form.
14425,Radiohead - How To Disappear Completely,I feel as though this song is depression in music form.,Pretty much 
14426,Comment your favorite song(s) and I'll tell you what I think of it.,Chris Isaak's Wicked Game.,Damn I really like this song. I love the guitar part.
14427,Chris Isaak's Wicked Game.,Damn I really like this song. I love the guitar part.,It just oozes sex.
14428,Everybody loves Reddit.,Same here :) PS what the fuck 2 up votes 1 gold?! Am I also gonna get gold? ,"My first gold. Feels pretty good.
"
14429,Same here :) PS what the fuck 2 up votes 1 gold?! Am I also gonna get gold? ,"My first gold. Feels pretty good.
",Aren't you surprised?? I got gold too what the heck! 
14430,"My first gold. Feels pretty good.
",Aren't you surprised?? I got gold too what the heck! ,"I got two.
Are we blessed? Are we the chosen one?"
14431,Aren't you surprised?? I got gold too what the heck! ,"I got two.
Are we blessed? Are we the chosen one?",Guess the gilder really loves reddit! 
14432,"I got two.
Are we blessed? Are we the chosen one?",Guess the gilder really loves reddit! ,"Or ""No Man's Sky""? "
14433,"Dyed my hair pink for a bet, amazed by follows next",I loved having pink hair. It tends to wash out/fade quickly though. ,"Yeah, it's kinda like rose gold rn"
14434,I loved having pink hair. It tends to wash out/fade quickly though. ,"Yeah, it's kinda like rose gold rn",Pics. I gotta see what you look like
14435,I loved having pink hair. It tends to wash out/fade quickly though. ,"Yeah, it's kinda like rose gold rn",you wanna post a pic?
14436,"Dyed my hair pink for a bet, amazed by follows next",Firebat?,Did he say why he dyed his hair?
14437,Firebat?,Did he say why he dyed his hair?,"I'm pretty sure he said he lost a bet, same as OP. Might have been on one of the Omni/Stones"
14438,"Dyed my hair pink for a bet, amazed by follows next",That's awesome! I'm interested in the story of how this dare came to be!,Yeah well my friends always teased me as the gay guy so I think it went from there
14439,That's awesome! I'm interested in the story of how this dare came to be!,Yeah well my friends always teased me as the gay guy so I think it went from there,Not the answer I was expecting. I was gonna guess because you wore a pink polo one time.
14440,Tell me one lie and one truth about you. I'll try to guess which is the lie and which is the truth.,"1. I was wounded on a battleship

2. I have a mole that looks like Mickey Mouse's head",2!
14441,"1. I was wounded on a battleship

2. I have a mole that looks like Mickey Mouse's head",2!,Incorrect.
14442,2!,Incorrect.,dag nabit
14443,Tell me one lie and one truth about you. I'll try to guess which is the lie and which is the truth.,"* I own a Lamborghini
* I do not own a Lamborghini ",you own a lamborghini!
14444,"* I own a Lamborghini
* I do not own a Lamborghini ",you own a lamborghini!,I fucking wish
14445,you own a lamborghini!,I fucking wish,"hahaha, gave you the benefit of the doubt I guess :)"
14446,I fucking wish,"hahaha, gave you the benefit of the doubt I guess :)",&lt;3
14447,Tell me one lie and one truth about you. I'll try to guess which is the lie and which is the truth.,"I was in The Washington Redskins Marching Band.

I met Donald Trump at a casino.",you were in the marching band!
14448,"I was in The Washington Redskins Marching Band.

I met Donald Trump at a casino.",you were in the marching band!,I played piccolo for 5 seasons.
14449,"I was in The Washington Redskins Marching Band.

I met Donald Trump at a casino.",you were in the marching band!,Twist: He met Donald Trump in a marching band.
14450,you were in the marching band!,Twist: He met Donald Trump in a marching band.,Playing Trump's piccolo...
14451,Tell me one lie and one truth about you. I'll try to guess which is the lie and which is the truth.,"I saw someone die when I was young.

I am under 5 feet tall.

I have 3 cats.",you saw someone die when you were young..
14452,"I saw someone die when I was young.

I am under 5 feet tall.

I have 3 cats.",you saw someone die when you were young..,"Nope, that's a truth! I was at a community swimming pool and a little boy drowned. "
14453,you saw someone die when you were young..,"Nope, that's a truth! I was at a community swimming pool and a little boy drowned. ","wow, so you really are under 5 feet tall haha"
14454,you saw someone die when you were young..,"Nope, that's a truth! I was at a community swimming pool and a little boy drowned. ","that's a pretty traumatic experience, were you also a kid back then?"
14455,"Nope, that's a truth! I was at a community swimming pool and a little boy drowned. ","that's a pretty traumatic experience, were you also a kid back then?","Yeah, I was about 5 or 6."
14456,Tell me one lie and one truth about you. I'll try to guess which is the lie and which is the truth.,"I've pet/played with and fed lions before

I've went to my 50th baseball game this year.",you pet/played with and fed lions!
14457,"I've pet/played with and fed lions before

I've went to my 50th baseball game this year.",you pet/played with and fed lions!,Is that the lie or the truth?
14458,you pet/played with and fed lions!,Is that the lie or the truth?,the truth
14459,Is that the lie or the truth?,the truth,Well done!
14460,the truth,Well done!,thanks :D
14461,Tell me one lie and one truth about you. I'll try to guess which is the lie and which is the truth.,"1. I once scored 666,420 on a pinball game.

2. I broke my femur when I was 2 years old.",666420?
14462,"1. I once scored 666,420 on a pinball game.

2. I broke my femur when I was 2 years old.",666420?,Nope; that actually happened to a friend of mine.
14463,666420?,Nope; that actually happened to a friend of mine.,"dang, breaking your femur at age 2 must have been pretty painful.."
14464,Tell me one lie and one truth about you. I'll try to guess which is the lie and which is the truth.,"I'm a canadian monarchist
I am a tae kwon do black belt.","tae kwon do black belt: truth

canadian monarchist: lie"
14465,"I'm a canadian monarchist
I am a tae kwon do black belt.","tae kwon do black belt: truth

canadian monarchist: lie",It's actually the reverse! Although I'm working hard to get that black belt.
14466,Tell me one lie and one truth about you. I'll try to guess which is the lie and which is the truth.,I own a therapy malamute. My dream job is to be a cop,"you own a therapy malamute is the truth!

your dream job is to be a cop is the lie"
14467,I own a therapy malamute. My dream job is to be a cop,"you own a therapy malamute is the truth!

your dream job is to be a cop is the lie",That is right. I'm a firefighter so I already have the dream job
14468,Tell me one lie and one truth about you. I'll try to guess which is the lie and which is the truth.,I play bass and I throw up every week,"you play bass is the truth

you throw up every week is the lie!"
14469,I play bass and I throw up every week,"you play bass is the truth

you throw up every week is the lie!","Yeah, I couldn't make up any good ones"
14470,Tell me one lie and one truth about you. I'll try to guess which is the lie and which is the truth.,I cut my thumb off on my 7th birthday. I broke my arm falling off a box of legos. ,"breaking your arm is the truth!

cutting off your thumb is the lie :p"
14471,I cut my thumb off on my 7th birthday. I broke my arm falling off a box of legos. ,"breaking your arm is the truth!

cutting off your thumb is the lie :p",Thumb is the truth!! 🙊🙊
14472,Tell me one lie and one truth about you. I'll try to guess which is the lie and which is the truth.,"1. I'm a triplet
2. I can whistle using my fingers. ","1. truth
2. lie"
14473,"1. I'm a triplet
2. I can whistle using my fingers. ","1. truth
2. lie",Correct!
14474,"1. truth
2. lie",Correct!,haha awesome!
14475,Tell me one lie and one truth about you. I'll try to guess which is the lie and which is the truth.,"I have moved out when I was 10 years old

I have lived in three different countries so far.","you moving out is true...taking a chance at this 

living in three diff countries is the lie :P"
14476,"I have moved out when I was 10 years old

I have lived in three different countries so far.","you moving out is true...taking a chance at this 

living in three diff countries is the lie :P",Good guess. It was two countries and I'm back with my family since three years. Well done :D 
14477,Tell me one lie and one truth about you. I'll try to guess which is the lie and which is the truth.,"I handle 6 foot snakes on a regular basis

I train dogs","snakes: truth!

Dogs: lie! :D"
14478,"I handle 6 foot snakes on a regular basis

I train dogs","snakes: truth!

Dogs: lie! :D",correct!
14479,"snakes: truth!

Dogs: lie! :D",correct!,awesome!
14480,Tell me one lie and one truth about you. I'll try to guess which is the lie and which is the truth.,"I can play the piccolo

I make sculptures for fun","piccolo: lie

Sculptures: truth"
14481,"I can play the piccolo

I make sculptures for fun","piccolo: lie

Sculptures: truth",Nope. Just started the piccolo this year after playing the flute for a while
14482,Tell me one lie and one truth about you. I'll try to guess which is the lie and which is the truth.,"1) I've never travelled outside my continent.

2) I've never learned how to swim.","1) lie

2) truth"
14483,"1) I've never travelled outside my continent.

2) I've never learned how to swim.","1) lie

2) truth",Nope
14484,"1) lie

2) truth",Nope,dang
14485,Tell me one lie and one truth about you. I'll try to guess which is the lie and which is the truth.,"1. I'm a Tae Kwon Do black belt
2. I'm an Eagle Scout in the BSA","1. lie
2. Truth!"
14486,"1. I'm a Tae Kwon Do black belt
2. I'm an Eagle Scout in the BSA","1. lie
2. Truth!",Incorrect actually. Although I'm about 4-6 months away from Eagle
14487,"1. lie
2. Truth!",Incorrect actually. Although I'm about 4-6 months away from Eagle,"aw, I guess there was some truth to the lie haha"
14488,Tell me one lie and one truth about you. I'll try to guess which is the lie and which is the truth.,"I am a alien!

I am a human being!","alien: truth B)

Human: lie

You cant fool me :p"
14489,"I am a alien!

I am a human being!","alien: truth B)

Human: lie

You cant fool me :p",You caught me. 
14490,Tell me one lie and one truth about you. I'll try to guess which is the lie and which is the truth.,"1. I've stabbed someone
2. I've been stabbed","1. truth...
2. Lie 

"
14491,"1. I've stabbed someone
2. I've been stabbed","1. truth...
2. Lie 

",Wrong :(
14492,Ask a barista anything!,How many male baristas are there and are you one?,Im female. At our work we have mostly women (8) and 2 male baristas. 
14493,How many male baristas are there and are you one?,Im female. At our work we have mostly women (8) and 2 male baristas. ,"Wow, I've heard that it's pretty rare to have one"
14494,Im female. At our work we have mostly women (8) and 2 male baristas. ,"Wow, I've heard that it's pretty rare to have one",Haha our boss is male and i actually prefer our males coffees than some girls. 
14495,"Wow, I've heard that it's pretty rare to have one",Haha our boss is male and i actually prefer our males coffees than some girls. ,Why do you think that is?
14496,Ask me anything I haven't been asked before,Do you like oranges?,I do my good sir 
14497,Do you like oranges?,I do my good sir ,Who is your good sir and how often do you do him?
14498,Ask me anything I haven't been asked before,"Boxers, briefs, commando, other?","Boxers, how do u know I'm a boy tho?"
14499,"Boxers, briefs, commando, other?","Boxers, how do u know I'm a boy tho?",We're on the internet. Rule #29
14500,Ask me anything I haven't been asked before,Are you happ?,Yes and no
14501,Are you happ?,Yes and no,"Why yes and why no?
Tell me more"
14502,Are you happ?,Yes and no,"Aaaah, the classic ""why not both?"" scenario."
14503,Ask me anything I haven't been asked before,Have you ever fingered your ass while masturbating?,Follow up question..has anybody figured their ass?
14504,Have you ever fingered your ass while masturbating?,Follow up question..has anybody figured their ass?,Username checks out
14505,Follow up question..has anybody figured their ass?,Username checks out,"So a finger can be classified as a ""Fun Thing""?"
14506,Okay I'm done complaining on this sub. Let's play a reverse AMA game,Games ,What (video?) game must everyone at least try?
14507,Games ,What (video?) game must everyone at least try?,Gonna say Persona 5 cause it's still in my mind 
14508,Okay I'm done complaining on this sub. Let's play a reverse AMA game,History,"Good choice. 

Which country do you think has the richest history? Why and have you ever been?"
14509,History,"Good choice. 

Which country do you think has the richest history? Why and have you ever been?",Obviously a matter of opinion but I'd probably go with UK/England or China. 
14510,Okay I'm done complaining on this sub. Let's play a reverse AMA game,Religion,"Ohhh okay. 

Which religion do you believe has the best moral code to follow?"
14511,Religion,"Ohhh okay. 

Which religion do you believe has the best moral code to follow?","Extremely biased answer, but Christianity, which is my own faith"
14512,"Ohhh okay. 

Which religion do you believe has the best moral code to follow?","Extremely biased answer, but Christianity, which is my own faith",That's fair enough man :)
14513,What are you known for?,I guess I am known as the man who has always loved his cats.,"nice, cats's are pretty sweet animals"
14514,I guess I am known as the man who has always loved his cats.,"nice, cats's are pretty sweet animals",That's true and thanks.
14515,"nice, cats's are pretty sweet animals",That's true and thanks.,do you kitties have names?
14516,That's true and thanks.,do you kitties have names?,"Yes, their names are ""little girl"" and ""little one""."
14517,do you kitties have names?,"Yes, their names are ""little girl"" and ""little one"".",perfect 
14518,"Yes, their names are ""little girl"" and ""little one"".",perfect ,Thank you.
14519,perfect ,Thank you.,how's your day been/going?
14520,Thank you.,how's your day been/going?,Doing okay since it was a normal day for me.
14521,how's your day been/going?,Doing okay since it was a normal day for me.,What's a typical normal day for you?
14522,What are you known for?,My butt and neuroticism ,what's so great about your butt?
14523,My butt and neuroticism ,what's so great about your butt?,"looks great, feels great hbu "
14524,Reverse Casual AMA,"What is your dream job?

Surprise me, go ahead I'm an open book","To be a game developer

What has been something you've wanted to do your whole life?"
14525,"What is your dream job?

Surprise me, go ahead I'm an open book","To be a game developer

What has been something you've wanted to do your whole life?",See the Packers at Lambeau Field
14526,Reverse Casual AMA,what country do you want to go visit?,"England

What country do you want to visit?"
14527,what country do you want to go visit?,"England

What country do you want to visit?","That's a city, not a country."
14528,what country do you want to go visit?,"England

What country do you want to visit?",somewhere like slovenia because mountains 
14529,"What is your ""I spend too much money on ____"" thing?","gas, wish I got better mileage",what kind of vehicle do you drive?
14530,"gas, wish I got better mileage",what kind of vehicle do you drive?,"a truck, do not like I should expect to get good mileage but I can dream"
14531,"What is your ""I spend too much money on ____"" thing?",Pens. My obsession with a good pen is unhealthy.,what is your most expensive pen?
14532,Pens. My obsession with a good pen is unhealthy.,what is your most expensive pen?,My kuretake brush pen! I think it was about $40? 
14533,"What is your ""I spend too much money on ____"" thing?","Movies, spent a pretty penny on blurays over the weekend...",you still have a DVD/Bluray player?
14534,"Movies, spent a pretty penny on blurays over the weekend...",you still have a DVD/Bluray player?,"Yep, the quality is better than streaming and ill always have them."
14535,you still have a DVD/Bluray player?,"Yep, the quality is better than streaming and ill always have them.",I suppose!
14536,"What is your ""I spend too much money on ____"" thing?",Shoes for sure. My friends say I have an addiction but what do they know right?,what kind of shoes? 
14537,Shoes for sure. My friends say I have an addiction but what do they know right?,what kind of shoes? ,"Several kinds. Jordan's, yeezys, Nike Sb's, Adidas NMD's. Never too many shoes"
14538,What are your goals in life?,"To find meaning and purpose.
And to fill the lives of the people I love with the same.",That's an admirable goal.
14539,"To find meaning and purpose.
And to fill the lives of the people I love with the same.",That's an admirable goal.,Then give me a damn upvote
14540,What are your goals in life?,"Be good to my friends, have friends that will be good to me. To have more fun. ",I get that. I wish I could just be having fun with my friends all the time.
14541,"Be good to my friends, have friends that will be good to me. To have more fun. ",I get that. I wish I could just be having fun with my friends all the time.,"Yes, that's the goal, haha! To just have fun playing the game (of life)."
14542,I get that. I wish I could just be having fun with my friends all the time.,"Yes, that's the goal, haha! To just have fun playing the game (of life).",Yup
14543,"After four years, our most disruptive employee just quit.",Just read HR as home run...,"In a way, it turned out to be...."
14544,Just read HR as home run...,"In a way, it turned out to be....",Going...going...GONE!
14545,"In a way, it turned out to be....",Going...going...GONE!,You can put it on the booooard..... Yes!
14546,"After four years, our most disruptive employee just quit.",Just read HR as home run...,HR as in Wells
14547,Just read HR as home run...,HR as in Wells,Uhh... You mean H.G. Wells?
14548,My neighbor is hurling dead baby squirrels in my yard.,Get it stuffed and place it on her front porch.,Stuffed...with BEES!
14549,Get it stuffed and place it on her front porch.,Stuffed...with BEES!,BEADS?
14550,Stuffed...with BEES!,BEADS?,NO. BEEEEEEEESSS!
14551,Feeling stressed about getting into University...,Do you want a hug?,lol yes :)
14552,Do you want a hug?,lol yes :),*hug* there you go
14553,lol yes :),*hug* there you go,virtual hugs 
14554,*hug* there you go,virtual hugs ,"I would go into law, if I were you"
14555,virtual hugs ,"I would go into law, if I were you",law is pretty hard to get into as well... but that's what I'm leaning towards
14556,"I would go into law, if I were you",law is pretty hard to get into as well... but that's what I'm leaning towards,After you a guy? I want to know how to compliment you
14557,law is pretty hard to get into as well... but that's what I'm leaning towards,After you a guy? I want to know how to compliment you,"well, my parents want me to go into med school ... but I don't want to do that"
14558,After you a guy? I want to know how to compliment you,"well, my parents want me to go into med school ... but I don't want to do that",Ok?
14559,"well, my parents want me to go into med school ... but I don't want to do that",Ok?,I hate dead people
14560,Ok?,I hate dead people,Makes sense
14561,I hate dead people,Makes sense,"yup

also my dads a doctor"
14562,Makes sense,"yup

also my dads a doctor",What do you want to do for law?
14563,Ok?,I hate dead people,Meow or bark?
14564,I hate dead people,Meow or bark?,???huh i am confused
14565,Meow or bark?,???huh i am confused,Cats or doggos?
14566,???huh i am confused,Cats or doggos?,uh cats?
14567,Cats or doggos?,uh cats?,Sorry
14568,After you a guy? I want to know how to compliment you,"well, my parents want me to go into med school ... but I don't want to do that",I'm taking it you're a gal because your Hamilton past
14569,What's the longest you've had to sit through (moving or non-moving) traffic?,"Panama City, Panama has 3 hour traffic everyday. Without traffic your home in 5 minutes.","Wow, can you walk or bike instead???"
14570,"Panama City, Panama has 3 hour traffic everyday. Without traffic your home in 5 minutes.","Wow, can you walk or bike instead???",Neither. It’s tropical season. It rains in an instant.
14571,"Wow, can you walk or bike instead???",Neither. It’s tropical season. It rains in an instant.,"I hate driving in the rain, it stresses me out...."
14572,Neither. It’s tropical season. It rains in an instant.,"I hate driving in the rain, it stresses me out....",Yeah. A Panamanians favorite pastime are fender benders. They love crashing.
14573,"I hate driving in the rain, it stresses me out....",Yeah. A Panamanians favorite pastime are fender benders. They love crashing.,Do people tailgate? 
14574,Neither. It’s tropical season. It rains in an instant.,"I hate driving in the rain, it stresses me out....",Me too especially at night. Even just wet roads still at night stink.
14575,"I hate driving in the rain, it stresses me out....",Me too especially at night. Even just wet roads still at night stink.,What kind of car do you drive?
14576,What's the longest you've had to sit through (moving or non-moving) traffic?,30 minutes to go 3km in Manila. 3 hours to go across EDSA (24km) in Metro Manila.,Where is this?
14577,30 minutes to go 3km in Manila. 3 hours to go across EDSA (24km) in Metro Manila.,Where is this?,Philippines. Worse country in the world. It makes North Korea look good lol
14578,Where is this?,Philippines. Worse country in the world. It makes North Korea look good lol,Oh my lol. I wouldn't know about either countries. 
14579,Do you prefer fruits or vegetables?,Fruits. But red meat all the way. :d,Do you have a favourite fruit?
14580,Fruits. But red meat all the way. :d,Do you have a favourite fruit?,"Yes, I think it's peaches. Yours?"
14581,Do you have a favourite fruit?,"Yes, I think it's peaches. Yours?",For fruit probably strawberries. 
14582,"Yes, I think it's peaches. Yours?",For fruit probably strawberries. ,That's a good one
14583,Do you prefer fruits or vegetables?,"I love them both, but I'll choose fruits. ",What's your favourite fruit?
14584,"I love them both, but I'll choose fruits. ",What's your favourite fruit?,Strawberries! I make a strawberry smoothie almost every evening during the summer. 
14585,What's your favourite fruit?,Strawberries! I make a strawberry smoothie almost every evening during the summer. ,Yum!
14586,Do you prefer fruits or vegetables?,Love the veggies.,What's your favourite? 
14587,Love the veggies.,What's your favourite? ,"Spinach, cucumbers, celery, the list goes on."
14588,I texted the girl I like,Nice! What did you say to her when you first texted her?,"""Wanna go hiking this weekend""

""Sure I'm free""

""Nice"""
14589,Nice! What did you say to her when you first texted her?,"""Wanna go hiking this weekend""

""Sure I'm free""

""Nice""",You must follow at least rule 1
14590,I texted the girl I like,"great job man, more confidence than i think ill ever have lol, have fun","Thanks. The first hurdle is the hardest and all that, right?"
14591,"great job man, more confidence than i think ill ever have lol, have fun","Thanks. The first hurdle is the hardest and all that, right?",Absolutely 
14592,I texted the girl I like,Hey good luck for tomorrow 😊,"Hey, thanks. I'm really nervous about the whole thing."
14593,Hey good luck for tomorrow 😊,"Hey, thanks. I'm really nervous about the whole thing.",You got this. ☺️
14594,"Hey, thanks. I'm really nervous about the whole thing.",You got this. ☺️,"Thanks man, I needed that. :)"
14595,"As My username suggests, I'm British and I wanted to know from mainly and Americans, but others are welcome too, do you really like our accents as much as you are portrayed?","No... Like, I don't have anything against them, but I really don't care either way. ","That's cool, I'm trying to get a wider opinion on the subject so thanks for your reply"
14596,"No... Like, I don't have anything against them, but I really don't care either way. ","That's cool, I'm trying to get a wider opinion on the subject so thanks for your reply","Also, I'm American. I forgot to mention that! "
14597,"That's cool, I'm trying to get a wider opinion on the subject so thanks for your reply","Also, I'm American. I forgot to mention that! ",*Eagle Cass in the background*
14598,"As My username suggests, I'm British and I wanted to know from mainly and Americans, but others are welcome too, do you really like our accents as much as you are portrayed?",It depends on the person. I personally find them extremely entertaining.,Entertaining in what way?
14599,It depends on the person. I personally find them extremely entertaining.,Entertaining in what way?,I don't know. It's like if someone has a charming smile. It's just entertaining!
14600,Entertaining in what way?,I don't know. It's like if someone has a charming smile. It's just entertaining!,"I think I get what you mean, even though I may not necessarily agree"
14601,"As My username suggests, I'm British and I wanted to know from mainly and Americans, but others are welcome too, do you really like our accents as much as you are portrayed?","Accents never really meant much to me, everybody has one, even if it doesn't sound like it",Very true
14602,"Accents never really meant much to me, everybody has one, even if it doesn't sound like it",Very true,"But: accents can really affect singing and music, and that makes it pretty rad"
14603,Very true,"But: accents can really affect singing and music, and that makes it pretty rad",Also true
14604,So who want's to have a nice conversation?,I finished eating. ,now you get to have dessert.... 
14605,I finished eating. ,now you get to have dessert.... ,I wish. :(
14606,now you get to have dessert.... ,I wish. :(,"I said you can, now go find something in the cabinet"
14607,I wish. :(,"I said you can, now go find something in the cabinet",Cabinet? What madman leave it in the cabinet?
14608,"I said you can, now go find something in the cabinet",Cabinet? What madman leave it in the cabinet?,I like warm ice cream okay.... just be nice to me lol
14609,Cabinet? What madman leave it in the cabinet?,I like warm ice cream okay.... just be nice to me lol,:d
14610,I like warm ice cream okay.... just be nice to me lol,:d,roflcopter!
14611,:d,roflcopter!,O-o I'm scared. 
14612,roflcopter!,O-o I'm scared. ,"don't be, I'm a nice guy I promise :)"
14613,O-o I'm scared. ,"don't be, I'm a nice guy I promise :)",:s
14614,"don't be, I'm a nice guy I promise :)",:s,XD
14615,:s,XD,.&gt;:(
14616,XD,.&gt;:(,no anger please....
14617,.&gt;:(,no anger please....,ROOOOOAR!!^._.^
14618,no anger please....,ROOOOOAR!!^._.^,are you a dinosaur? 
14619,ROOOOOAR!!^._.^,are you a dinosaur? ,"No, I AM DEMONIC BUNNY. HEEAR ME ROOOAR!"
14620,are you a dinosaur? ,"No, I AM DEMONIC BUNNY. HEEAR ME ROOOAR!",so cute and floofy :3
14621,So who want's to have a nice conversation?,Am i still grounded?,"possibly, have you done your Hail Mary prayers?"
14622,Am i still grounded?,"possibly, have you done your Hail Mary prayers?","you mean go into the bathroom and say ""bloody mary"" 3 times? :3"
14623,"possibly, have you done your Hail Mary prayers?","you mean go into the bathroom and say ""bloody mary"" 3 times? :3","no, say ""mary bloody"" three times....it will confuse her!"
14624,"you mean go into the bathroom and say ""bloody mary"" 3 times? :3","no, say ""mary bloody"" three times....it will confuse her!",now i see a girl spinning in circles in the corner of my room....what do i do???
14625,"no, say ""mary bloody"" three times....it will confuse her!",now i see a girl spinning in circles in the corner of my room....what do i do???,Just start spending with her
14626,now i see a girl spinning in circles in the corner of my room....what do i do???,Just start spending with her,"alright, what can i get with 50 cents?"
14627,Just start spending with her,"alright, what can i get with 50 cents?",:P
14628,So who want's to have a nice conversation?,Day was cool. Layed around. Got coffee. Made fun of Christians. You?,"had work, trying to sell my art piece, watching youtube so not much has happened..."
14629,Day was cool. Layed around. Got coffee. Made fun of Christians. You?,"had work, trying to sell my art piece, watching youtube so not much has happened...",What kinda art? Can I see?
14630,"had work, trying to sell my art piece, watching youtube so not much has happened...",What kinda art? Can I see?,Are you interested in bidding on the art piece below?
14631,Do you guys have any good music recommendations?,"Unknown Mortal Orchestra! Browse some of their top songs on Spotify, real sweet band :-) ",Not bad! I'm listening to Necessary Evil right now and I'm loving this sound!
14632,"Unknown Mortal Orchestra! Browse some of their top songs on Spotify, real sweet band :-) ",Not bad! I'm listening to Necessary Evil right now and I'm loving this sound!,Awesome!! I'm glad you took my suggestion. They've got some grooOooVy tunes 
14633,Do you guys have any good music recommendations?,Check out Kamelot's Silverthorn or Haven albums!,Poetry for the Poisoned is also really good!
14634,Check out Kamelot's Silverthorn or Haven albums!,Poetry for the Poisoned is also really good!,Yaaaa you right you right but Tommy Karevik is just so damn pretty xD
14635,Do you guys have any good music recommendations?,"In Colour - Jamie XX. 

It'll blow your mind. ",Still one of my favorites ever.
14636,"In Colour - Jamie XX. 

It'll blow your mind. ",Still one of my favorites ever.,Right? 
14637,Do you guys have any good music recommendations?,Jimi Hendrix is incredible. Best chill music artist ever. ,Thanks for the reminder haha it's been a while since I listened to Jimi Hendrix!
14638,Jimi Hendrix is incredible. Best chill music artist ever. ,Thanks for the reminder haha it's been a while since I listened to Jimi Hendrix!,His music is incredible. 
14639,Any fidget bros on here?,Fidget spinner?,come on now. have you been living under a rock?
14640,Fidget spinner?,come on now. have you been living under a rock?,"All that for your fidget spinner, I thought u were talking about something really expensive "
14641,come on now. have you been living under a rock?,"All that for your fidget spinner, I thought u were talking about something really expensive ",Why would I be talking about something else? Do you spin?
14642,"All that for your fidget spinner, I thought u were talking about something really expensive ",Why would I be talking about something else? Do you spin?,"I have my trusty basic black fidget spinner next to me, I guess I do "
14643,Why would I be talking about something else? Do you spin?,"I have my trusty basic black fidget spinner next to me, I guess I do ",Same here. What tricks can you do?
14644,"I have my trusty basic black fidget spinner next to me, I guess I do ",Same here. What tricks can you do?,Spinning 
14645,"I have my trusty basic black fidget spinner next to me, I guess I do ",Same here. What tricks can you do?,I don't know any 😂
14646,Any fidget bros on here?,"Goddamn, forty-two comments and zero upvotes.",You could be the first.
14647,"Goddamn, forty-two comments and zero upvotes.",You could be the first.,Dude it's still zero.
14648,You could be the first.,Dude it's still zero.,pretty much sums up me_irl
14649,I'm really bored. Tell me something interesting about your day.,If I do I would be teaching you about accounting. :l,Does that mean you've been studying today?
14650,If I do I would be teaching you about accounting. :l,Does that mean you've been studying today?,Yup. It's a lot. :s I'm hungry. 
14651,Does that mean you've been studying today?,Yup. It's a lot. :s I'm hungry. ,What are ya hungry for?
14652,Yup. It's a lot. :s I'm hungry. ,What are ya hungry for?,"There are these sandwiches called 'tortas', they're Mexican. I just made an order. :d"
14653,What are ya hungry for?,"There are these sandwiches called 'tortas', they're Mexican. I just made an order. :d",What do they have in them?
14654,I'm really bored. Tell me something interesting about your day.,My sister joined AA.  Absolutely fucking stocked for her.  So happy she finally got help,Yay!! I hope she does well!
14655,My sister joined AA.  Absolutely fucking stocked for her.  So happy she finally got help,Yay!! I hope she does well!,"On another note, a whiskey enema would probably burn, wouldn't it?"
14656,Yay!! I hope she does well!,"On another note, a whiskey enema would probably burn, wouldn't it?",Haha I wouldn't recommend it 
14657,"On another note, a whiskey enema would probably burn, wouldn't it?",Haha I wouldn't recommend it ,"Just wondering, I figured you would be an expert!"
14658,"So, l just got groped by a kid...","How awful!
I hope he changes for the better as he gets older.","Yeah, that's what I'm a bit concerned for. I may not be his last victim. "
14659,"How awful!
I hope he changes for the better as he gets older.","Yeah, that's what I'm a bit concerned for. I may not be his last victim. ","""Victim"" is a little strong, isn't it?"
14660,"Yeah, that's what I'm a bit concerned for. I may not be his last victim. ","""Victim"" is a little strong, isn't it?","Yes of course, sorry. Trying to wave it off with a joke but it turned rather salty"
14661,"""Victim"" is a little strong, isn't it?","Yes of course, sorry. Trying to wave it off with a joke but it turned rather salty",I don't think you have to apologize for that language use :)
14662,"Yeah, that's what I'm a bit concerned for. I may not be his last victim. ","""Victim"" is a little strong, isn't it?",Why? Isn't that the word we can use for when people are the target of something they don't want?
14663,"Yeah, that's what I'm a bit concerned for. I may not be his last victim. ","""Victim"" is a little strong, isn't it?",Nope
14664,Game suggestions?,Nier automata,I just looked at some gameplay and it looks pretty sick. I'll see about checking it out 
14665,Nier automata,I just looked at some gameplay and it looks pretty sick. I'll see about checking it out ,I still need to play it
14666,Game suggestions?,Fable!,I've been recommended this before but never bothered to check it out. I'll give it a look!
14667,Fable!,I've been recommended this before but never bothered to check it out. I'll give it a look!,One of my favourite games ever. Second one is the best and you can import it from game to game!
14668,I caught someone checking me out and it felt really good.,What's more fun than being checked out?  Observing someone else checking someone else out.,Check-22.
14669,What's more fun than being checked out?  Observing someone else checking someone else out.,Check-22.,Check me if you can.
14670,I caught someone checking me out and it felt really good.,"I bet it happens more than you realize, you just happened to catch this girl. ",Women are a lot better than men at the stealth-oggle.
14671,"I bet it happens more than you realize, you just happened to catch this girl. ",Women are a lot better than men at the stealth-oggle.,Yea they must be real good at it. I've NEVER caught a woman checking me out. They're ninjas! 
14672,Women are a lot better than men at the stealth-oggle.,Yea they must be real good at it. I've NEVER caught a woman checking me out. They're ninjas! ,Try eye contact.
14673,Yea they must be real good at it. I've NEVER caught a woman checking me out. They're ninjas! ,Try eye contact.,No thanks that's how you get branded a creep.
14674,"I bet it happens more than you realize, you just happened to catch this girl. ",Women are a lot better than men at the stealth-oggle.,Cause they always wearing those sunglasses
14675,Women are a lot better than men at the stealth-oggle.,Cause they always wearing those sunglasses,"I'm definitely guilty of using my large, dark sunglasses to check people out."
14676,Cause they always wearing those sunglasses,"I'm definitely guilty of using my large, dark sunglasses to check people out.",I know plus us guys can't even make eye contact back =(
14677,"I bet it happens more than you realize, you just happened to catch this girl. ",Women are a lot better than men at the stealth-oggle.,I thought the whole point was for men to get caught staring so women feel flattered.
14678,Women are a lot better than men at the stealth-oggle.,I thought the whole point was for men to get caught staring so women feel flattered.,"I can confirm, from experience, that that is not what happens."
14679,"I bet it happens more than you realize, you just happened to catch this girl. ",Women are a lot better than men at the stealth-oggle.,That explains why I've never written caught one.
14680,I caught someone checking me out and it felt really good.,She's a snake.,No more high sodium food for you.
14681,She's a snake.,No more high sodium food for you.,"I need high sodium though.

Low blood pressure."
14682,You become stuck in the world of the last film you watched. How screwed are you?,I watched Holes. :(,Start digging boy!
14683,I watched Holes. :(,Start digging boy!,What's that 
14684,You become stuck in the world of the last film you watched. How screwed are you?,Fellowship Of The Ring. I guess it would depend on where I am.,Could live a nice simple life in the Shire. Do they let humans live there?
14685,Fellowship Of The Ring. I guess it would depend on where I am.,Could live a nice simple life in the Shire. Do they let humans live there?,AKA my dream life 😻
14686,Fellowship Of The Ring. I guess it would depend on where I am.,Could live a nice simple life in the Shire. Do they let humans live there?,Yes they're called New Zealanders
14687,You become stuck in the world of the last film you watched. How screwed are you?,Baby Driver. I'm sure I'll be fine.,"Just watched it yesterday too. It was incredible.

Just don't go doing heists with Bats."
14688,Baby Driver. I'm sure I'll be fine.,"Just watched it yesterday too. It was incredible.

Just don't go doing heists with Bats.",My friend didn't like it much at all. I was like what?! Are you insane!!
14689,"Just watched it yesterday too. It was incredible.

Just don't go doing heists with Bats.",My friend didn't like it much at all. I was like what?! Are you insane!!,I know right it was so good. Basically a 2 hour music video about bank robbers.
14690,You become stuck in the world of the last film you watched. How screwed are you?,The Lego Movie... I AM SO PUMPED UP!!!,Everything Is Awesome
14691,The Lego Movie... I AM SO PUMPED UP!!!,Everything Is Awesome,EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!!!
14692,You become stuck in the world of the last film you watched. How screwed are you?,The last movie I watched was The Dark Tower. Living in Mid-world would be pretty bitchin'.,Oh is that already out? How was it? I read the first couple of books and quite enjoyed them.
14693,The last movie I watched was The Dark Tower. Living in Mid-world would be pretty bitchin'.,Oh is that already out? How was it? I read the first couple of books and quite enjoyed them.,"It's...pretty underwhelming, sadly. They crammed a 7 book epic series into a 90 minute movie :-/"
14694,Have you guys done any of the following yet?,"What is this, reverse AMA???","Huh, I don't get it!"
14695,"What is this, reverse AMA???","Huh, I don't get it!",AMA = Ask me anything lol a subreddit where people ask questions 
14696,"Huh, I don't get it!",AMA = Ask me anything lol a subreddit where people ask questions ,Well what's your answer?
14697,Have you guys done any of the following yet?,"Huh, I was gonna be all down on myself but then I realized I've done almost all of these ",Were any of them worth it? Or any of them a waste of time and not worth doing?
14698,"Huh, I was gonna be all down on myself but then I realized I've done almost all of these ",Were any of them worth it? Or any of them a waste of time and not worth doing?,I don't see what's so special about bars...
14699,How much do you pay for rent?,My mom pays like $5XX for a one bedroom apartment. I live with her. :(,Is that 500?
14700,My mom pays like $5XX for a one bedroom apartment. I live with her. :(,Is that 500?,-_- 500 something. I don't know the exact amount. How about this? 500+
14701,What are you not so sure about?,If I will get my degree. ,Are you not doing good in school? What makes you think that?
14702,If I will get my degree. ,Are you not doing good in school? What makes you think that?,I guess not. I mean I am barely surviving it. 
14703,What are you not so sure about?,If I will get my degree. ,O
14704,If I will get my degree. ,O,O-o
14705,What minor thing sucked today?,I realized my Hello Kitty dessert spoon isn't big enough.,I'm so sorry :(
14706,I realized my Hello Kitty dessert spoon isn't big enough.,I'm so sorry :(,"That's okay. I'm a grown man, I'll learn to live with it. Eventually."
14707,I'm so sorry :(,"That's okay. I'm a grown man, I'll learn to live with it. Eventually.",You're so brave
14708,"That's okay. I'm a grown man, I'll learn to live with it. Eventually.",You're so brave,Good news! I just ordered a Hello Kitty ladle from eBay!
14709,What minor thing sucked today?,"Someone said i had a small dick.
Its sort of true",Slightly below average penis size guys unite!
14710,"Someone said i had a small dick.
Its sort of true",Slightly below average penis size guys unite!,Its a blessing and a curse lol
14711,"My boyfriend is in the bathroom and every 2 or 3 minutes opens the door and calls my name, followed by the lamest Dad joke ever, each getting subsequently cringier, what's some kinda cute, kinda annoying thing that your partner does?","Bless this post, thank you all, I needed these laughs. ","Dankest username I've seen in a while, 10/10"
14712,"Bless this post, thank you all, I needed these laughs. ","Dankest username I've seen in a while, 10/10","You are so awesomely completely okay, thank you *-*"
14713,Music exchange,Clenching the fist of dissent. Hope you enjoy it.,"Shit that's brutal, love it!"
14714,Clenching the fist of dissent. Hope you enjoy it.,"Shit that's brutal, love it!",Hell yeah
14715,Music exchange,do you listen to aesop rock?,"I don't, what's it like!?"
14716,do you listen to aesop rock?,"I don't, what's it like!?","he's a rapper of the MF DOOM mould, impossible kid is well worth a listen"
14717,"I have been awake for 28 hours, I don't know why.",Do you prefer fluffy dogs or thin-haired dogs?,Fluffy dogs look more adorable
14718,Do you prefer fluffy dogs or thin-haired dogs?,Fluffy dogs look more adorable,Totally agree. Samoyeds &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; any other breed. My mom doesn't agree though.
14719,Fluffy dogs look more adorable,Totally agree. Samoyeds &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; any other breed. My mom doesn't agree though.,What's her reasoning for not thinking fluffy dogs are cuter? 
14720,What's your biggest secret?,I look at more naked subreddits than I care to admit.,I'm new to reddit but I'm assuming this means looking at naked people?
14721,I look at more naked subreddits than I care to admit.,I'm new to reddit but I'm assuming this means looking at naked people?,You'd be surprised.
14722,I'm new to reddit but I'm assuming this means looking at naked people?,You'd be surprised.,Let's safely assume he means naked bikes instead.
14723,You'd be surprised.,Let's safely assume he means naked bikes instead.,The female body is a beautiful creation!
14724,Let's safely assume he means naked bikes instead.,The female body is a beautiful creation!,Permanent Markers. /nocontext 
14725,I look at more naked subreddits than I care to admit.,I'm new to reddit but I'm assuming this means looking at naked people?,Yes.
14726,What's your biggest secret?,I've never made out with a girl. ,How old are you?
14727,I've never made out with a girl. ,How old are you?,"Twenty-three, Asian, male. "
14728,How old are you?,"Twenty-three, Asian, male. ",I suppose that's better than a 33 y/o? Why don't you get out there and make it happen?
14729,"Hey, what are you guys up to tonight?",getting dronk,I've had a couple of beers tonight as well
14730,getting dronk,I've had a couple of beers tonight as well,"nice man, I have to remind not to drink wine, fuck meee"
14731,I've had a couple of beers tonight as well,"nice man, I have to remind not to drink wine, fuck meee","Ooh but I love wine. Rose all day, man. Brunch is the shit. Stay safe, pal"
14732,"nice man, I have to remind not to drink wine, fuck meee","Ooh but I love wine. Rose all day, man. Brunch is the shit. Stay safe, pal","Oh man, me too. One bottle of red just got empty out of nowhere"
14733,"Hey, what are you guys up to tonight?",getting dronk,I love dronk
14734,getting dronk,I love dronk,me tooooooooui
14735,I love dronk,me tooooooooui,What are you drinking?
14736,me tooooooooui,What are you drinking?,"wine, dont do that"
14737,What are you drinking?,"wine, dont do that",I prefer cider or vodka and red bull myself
14738,"wine, dont do that",I prefer cider or vodka and red bull myself,"Oh, i can't handle high doses of liquor, it never ends well"
14739,I prefer cider or vodka and red bull myself,"Oh, i can't handle high doses of liquor, it never ends well",I can drink half a bottle of vodka no problem
14740,"Oh, i can't handle high doses of liquor, it never ends well",I can drink half a bottle of vodka no problem,"Oh man, I would be out of this reality."
14741,I can drink half a bottle of vodka no problem,"Oh man, I would be out of this reality.",That's on top of half a gram of weed lol
14742,"Hey, what are you guys up to tonight?",Watching the IT Crowd,"Nice, I've seen a couple episodes!"
14743,Watching the IT Crowd,"Nice, I've seen a couple episodes!",Yeah I'm binge watching it on Netflix. Nearly finished the first season.
14744,"I am playing fallout 2, and loving it. Which old games you guys fully enjoy?",I like the original Pokemon,"Oh man, me too. Blue for life."
14745,I like the original Pokemon,"Oh man, me too. Blue for life.",Same!
14746,"Oh man, me too. Blue for life.",Same!,yeah!
14747,What's the most useless fact you know?,"In the Wild West, bowler hats were more popular than Stetsons","That's awesome, wonder how they felt about fedoras"
14748,"In the Wild West, bowler hats were more popular than Stetsons","That's awesome, wonder how they felt about fedoras",Only became a thing towards the very very end of the period so perhaps with wonderment
14749,What's the most useless fact you know?,"Dihydrogen Monoxide is a roundabout way of saying H20, which is water.","believe it or not, there was a question on my test about that."
14750,"Dihydrogen Monoxide is a roundabout way of saying H20, which is water.","believe it or not, there was a question on my test about that.","Same here, but in my high school chem 1 class"
14751,"believe it or not, there was a question on my test about that.","Same here, but in my high school chem 1 class",whats chem 1? our school just splits them between IG and IB classes
14752,"Same here, but in my high school chem 1 class",whats chem 1? our school just splits them between IG and IB classes,Basically beginner chemistry.
14753,What's the most useless fact you know?,Sonic's first name is Ogilvie,"And his middle name is Maurice, right?"
14754,Sonic's first name is Ogilvie,"And his middle name is Maurice, right?",correct
14755,What's the most useless fact you know?,"The human body has enough iron in it to make a 3"" nail.

Or three 1"" nails.
",and it would take 359 dead men to build a longsword :D
14756,"The human body has enough iron in it to make a 3"" nail.

Or three 1"" nails.
",and it would take 359 dead men to build a longsword :D,But then you need a longsword to kill 359 men! Chicken and egg sort of thing :P
14757,and it would take 359 dead men to build a longsword :D,But then you need a longsword to kill 359 men! Chicken and egg sort of thing :P,You could use a shortsword.
14758,But then you need a longsword to kill 359 men! Chicken and egg sort of thing :P,You could use a shortsword.,or a knife
14759,You could use a shortsword.,or a knife,Or a halberd! I love halberds.
14760,and it would take 359 dead men to build a longsword :D,But then you need a longsword to kill 359 men! Chicken and egg sort of thing :P,Time-travel. 
14761,What's the most useless fact you know?,Kissing burns about 2 calories per minute,now if only i could find someone...
14762,Kissing burns about 2 calories per minute,now if only i could find someone...,Make it a threesome to really work out those muscles
14763,now if only i could find someone...,Make it a threesome to really work out those muscles,why not four?
14764,Make it a threesome to really work out those muscles,why not four?,"Hmm, good question"
14765,What's the most useless fact you know?,Fustilug is the 17th century word for Slut.,in which language? it sounds quite german
14766,Fustilug is the 17th century word for Slut.,in which language? it sounds quite german,"English, actually."
14767,Just got accepted for university!,"Was studierst du denn nun, Brudi? 

Ich selber bin leider noch am warten. :(","Jura :D 

Worauf wartest du denn? Und wo? :D"
14768,"Was studierst du denn nun, Brudi? 

Ich selber bin leider noch am warten. :(","Jura :D 

Worauf wartest du denn? Und wo? :D","Psychologie, da wo auch immer man mich endlich annimmt ^^ 
"
14769,Just got accepted for university!,Congrats! That is great news!,Thank you :)
14770,Congrats! That is great news!,Thank you :),"No problem you'll smash it, have an awesome time and good luck with it all!"
14771,Rick and Morty saved me.,"Wanna change your perspective? Try Rick and Morty with Lsd! No, I'm kidding... only kidding...","Tried it once, shit got dark. But i liked it:D"
14772,"Wanna change your perspective? Try Rick and Morty with Lsd! No, I'm kidding... only kidding...","Tried it once, shit got dark. But i liked it:D",Sometimes you have to be in darkness to see the light.
14773,Rick and Morty saved me.,Wubbalubbadubdubs my dude ,"Rfbaylon, do you know what wubalubadub dub... means?"
14774,Wubbalubbadubdubs my dude ,"Rfbaylon, do you know what wubalubadub dub... means?",0Ops
14775,Rick and Morty saved me.,TINY RICK!,PICKLE RICKKKK
14776,TINY RICK!,PICKLE RICKKKK,"LEMME OUT LEMME OUT, THIS IS NOT A DANCE"
14777,What are your plans for the weekend?,Purchase plane ticket to go back home. That's about it. ,Are you looking forward to going home?
14778,Purchase plane ticket to go back home. That's about it. ,Are you looking forward to going home?,"We have a love hate hate relationship, so yes?"
14779,Are you looking forward to going home?,"We have a love hate hate relationship, so yes?","Oh! Well, I hope it goes well and you have a nice time."
14780,What are your plans for the weekend?,"Attending a baseball game on Saturday mainly to get a bobblehead, besides that, not much","O shit. Huge fan of baseball myself, (and bobbleheads). Which one are you after?"
14781,"Attending a baseball game on Saturday mainly to get a bobblehead, besides that, not much","O shit. Huge fan of baseball myself, (and bobbleheads). Which one are you after?",Schoop bobblehead for the O's 
14782,What are your plans for the weekend?,"volunteering for a dog adoption thing, then nothing concrete.

what do you have planned OP?",Awe a dog adoption thing? Like caring for the dogs or talking to the ppl adopting them? 
14783,"volunteering for a dog adoption thing, then nothing concrete.

what do you have planned OP?",Awe a dog adoption thing? Like caring for the dogs or talking to the ppl adopting them? ,"a little bit of both, hopefully more dog handling though :) "
14784,What are your plans for the weekend?,"I'm going to be watching Sherlock Season 3, and reading some books.",That sounds like a very chill and relaxed weekend.
14785,"I'm going to be watching Sherlock Season 3, and reading some books.",That sounds like a very chill and relaxed weekend.,"Hopefully it'll stay that way.

What are your weekend plans?"
14786,What are your plans for the weekend?,Cherishing my last two days off before I start my new job. ,But is it a cool new job? 
14787,Cherishing my last two days off before I start my new job. ,But is it a cool new job? ,"It is! :) For me, at least. It's at a library. "
14788,But is it a cool new job? ,"It is! :) For me, at least. It's at a library. ",Nice!
14789,What are your plans for the weekend?,I am flying to Scotland. ,Ooh where? I miss Edinburgh 
14790,I am flying to Scotland. ,Ooh where? I miss Edinburgh ,Me too :(
14791,I am flying to Scotland. ,Ooh where? I miss Edinburgh ,Glasgow. I don't think I'll be able to make it to Edinburgh this trip :(
14792,What are your plans for the weekend?,"My friend just lent me ""No Man's Sky"". I cannot wait to get home and dive into it.",Have fun!
14793,"My friend just lent me ""No Man's Sky"". I cannot wait to get home and dive into it.",Have fun!,Can't wait. 
14794,Have fun!,Can't wait. ,I hope it is as good as you want it to be.
14795,What 3 songs get you pumped up?,"Descendents - Coffee mug
AC/DC - Rocker
Priestess - Lay down",MUG MUG MUG. Can we be best friends now? The proud... The few...
14796,"Descendents - Coffee mug
AC/DC - Rocker
Priestess - Lay down",MUG MUG MUG. Can we be best friends now? The proud... The few...,"Woah, the world is a tiny place afterall"
14797,MUG MUG MUG. Can we be best friends now? The proud... The few...,"Woah, the world is a tiny place afterall","Yeah, kind of hard to find Descendents fans other than in r/Descendents"
14798,So I just watched Frasier for the first time,Frasier is a good show for sure. I like Niles and Daphne :D,Lillith (sp?) cracks me up too :-D
14799,Frasier is a good show for sure. I like Niles and Daphne :D,Lillith (sp?) cracks me up too :-D,"yes!! that's a good one, and Marty is awesome also."
14800,So I just watched Frasier for the first time,Frasier is a good show for sure. I like Niles and Daphne :D,So are we just gonna ignore the fact that there's also a cute dog or? 
14801,Frasier is a good show for sure. I like Niles and Daphne :D,So are we just gonna ignore the fact that there's also a cute dog or? ,You're right. For some reason I can only remember the dogs real name - Moose. Hahaha
14802,What weather do you have were you live?,It's currently 56°F where I'm at right now. It's going to be a chilly one today. ,Trade me places please
14803,It's currently 56°F where I'm at right now. It's going to be a chilly one today. ,Trade me places please,Where are you from?
14804,Trade me places please,Where are you from?,Texas
14805,Where are you from?,Texas,I guess I could do some Texas weather.
14806,What weather do you have were you live?,It's currently 56°F where I'm at right now. It's going to be a chilly one today. ,"56°F? Oh wow. I'm definitely looking forward to autumn this year, for sure."
14807,It's currently 56°F where I'm at right now. It's going to be a chilly one today. ,"56°F? Oh wow. I'm definitely looking forward to autumn this year, for sure.",I'm definitely stoked for it. It almost feels like a normal season is on its way.
14808,What weather do you have were you live?,Very hot.  Living in Qatar. Dyin,How many degrees you have there?
14809,Very hot.  Living in Qatar. Dyin,How many degrees you have there?,45 - 50 C consistently. 
14810,How many degrees you have there?,45 - 50 C consistently. ,"Celsius?
What is that?
Like gates to hell?"
14811,45 - 50 C consistently. ,"Celsius?
What is that?
Like gates to hell?",Gates to hell would be preferrable to this hellish heat.
14812,What's your favourite food?,"Chicken Fried Rice, pasta",I've never tried chicken fried rice. Vegetable fried rice is fantastic as well. :3
14813,"Chicken Fried Rice, pasta",I've never tried chicken fried rice. Vegetable fried rice is fantastic as well. :3,"I used to work at a Thai Restraunt, I ate it everyday aha "
14814,What's your favourite food?,Spaghetti Bolognaise ,Bolognese* ;) Add some parmesan to that and you're all set
14815,Spaghetti Bolognaise ,Bolognese* ;) Add some parmesan to that and you're all set,"Haha right yeah, thanks."
14816,What's your favourite food?,"Sloppy joes.

I'm basic, I know.","Not my piece of cake, but I'm not judging anyone :P"
14817,"Sloppy joes.

I'm basic, I know.","Not my piece of cake, but I'm not judging anyone :P",What can I say; they're simple and delicious.
14818,Play the confessions game with me!,I'm in! ,"You got the career category!

Which of your friends do you envy the most?"
14819,I'm in! ,"You got the career category!

Which of your friends do you envy the most?",I don't envy anyone. I'd rather learn from them and move forward myself 
14820,Play the confessions game with me!,Let's go.,"You got the family category!

What bad trait of your father's have you inherited?"
14821,Let's go.,"You got the family category!

What bad trait of your father's have you inherited?",Life
14822,"You got the family category!

What bad trait of your father's have you inherited?",Life,"You wanna talk about it, buddy?"
14823,Life,"You wanna talk about it, buddy?","I think I'm alright mate, life's fucked, that's all. Thanks for asking. I mean me too thanks."
14824,Play the confessions game with me!,Neat! ,"You got money:

How important might it be to you to impress your parents with what you earn?"
14825,Neat! ,"You got money:

How important might it be to you to impress your parents with what you earn?",I honestly could not care less.  I don't really care what they think at this point ¯\\\__(ツ)__/¯
14826,Play the confessions game with me!,This sounds fun,"Family category:

How has your family damaged you?"
14827,This sounds fun,"Family category:

How has your family damaged you?","Hmmm. Well, I did have some anger issues but I think that was just being a teenager. "
14828,"Family category:

How has your family damaged you?","Hmmm. Well, I did have some anger issues but I think that was just being a teenager. ",What about when you're older? Do you think those are issues now?
14829,"Hmmm. Well, I did have some anger issues but I think that was just being a teenager. ",What about when you're older? Do you think those are issues now?,They have been from time to time but my wife has helped me work through a lot of it. 
14830,Play the confessions game with me!,🅱️,"You got relationships!

Describe the temperament of your ideal partner."
14831,🅱️,"You got relationships!

Describe the temperament of your ideal partner.",Temperament is like personality traits stuff right? 
14832,Play the confessions game with me!,Hahaha nobody wants to answer the questions,Have you gotten any netflix accounts like that ? 
14833,Hahaha nobody wants to answer the questions,Have you gotten any netflix accounts like that ? ,About half my inbox is that question. Answer is no
14834,Have you gotten any netflix accounts like that ? ,About half my inbox is that question. Answer is no,"eh, that sucks "
14835,Play the confessions game with me!,Hahaha nobody wants to answer the questions,"I like to think that they're thinking so they can give a good answer! Do you want to play?
"
14836,Hahaha nobody wants to answer the questions,"I like to think that they're thinking so they can give a good answer! Do you want to play?
",Yeah gimme one!
14837,"I like to think that they're thinking so they can give a good answer! Do you want to play?
",Yeah gimme one!,"Sex category!

What could be rather nice about anal sex?"
14838,Play the confessions game with me!,Hi,"Hello.

You got family: What bad trait of your mother's have you inherited?"
14839,Hi,"Hello.

You got family: What bad trait of your mother's have you inherited?",Fat ankles
14840,Play the confessions game with me!,Sure why not ,"Relationships!

Which of your partner's friends would you sleep with?"
14841,Sure why not ,"Relationships!

Which of your partner's friends would you sleep with?","None honestly, I couldn't imagine screwing up what I have built over the years. "
14842,Sure why not ,"Relationships!

Which of your partner's friends would you sleep with?",I'll do another one! 
14843,"Relationships!

Which of your partner's friends would you sleep with?",I'll do another one! ,"Money honey!

What conflicts are created by money in your family?"
14844,I'll do another one! ,"Money honey!

What conflicts are created by money in your family?","I'm a cheapskate and my wife is a spendthrift. 

Shopping is stressful. "
14845,Play the confessions game with me!,Do me!,"Money!

What significant economic help might you receive on the death of your parents?"
14846,Do me!,"Money!

What significant economic help might you receive on the death of your parents?",Nothing :/
14847,"Money!

What significant economic help might you receive on the death of your parents?",Nothing :/,Mind elaborating?
14848,Play the confessions game with me!,Let's go,"Career: If you were braver, what would you be doing with your life?"
14849,Let's go,"Career: If you were braver, what would you be doing with your life?",Hmm. I would probably move overseas to somewhere like Europe and become a barista. 
14850,I just broke off from a toxic group of friends!,Do you want a celebration hug?,Group hug!
14851,Do you want a celebration hug?,Group hug!,Here's a reply
14852,Group hug!,Here's a reply,Nice!
14853,Here's a reply,Nice!,Sorry I'm late for the hug. I was away from internet reception 😀
14854,Nice!,Sorry I'm late for the hug. I was away from internet reception 😀,It's ok we're still hugging
14855,Sorry I'm late for the hug. I was away from internet reception 😀,It's ok we're still hugging,16 hours? That's an awkwardly long hug.
14856,It's ok we're still hugging,16 hours? That's an awkwardly long hug.,And longer is better. Hehe
14857,16 hours? That's an awkwardly long hug.,And longer is better. Hehe,I like my hugs like I like my penises
14858,And longer is better. Hehe,I like my hugs like I like my penises,Hard!
14859,What's the coolest word you know?,Daedalus is my favorite. I think it's Greek.,good word :)
14860,Daedalus is my favorite. I think it's Greek.,good word :),"Your face is a good word, bby &lt;3"
14861,good word :),"Your face is a good word, bby &lt;3",oooh you vixen lol
14862,Soda or Pop?,Sodie pop,It seems like that is just saying the same thing twice. 
14863,Sodie pop,It seems like that is just saying the same thing twice. ,"Yeah, well... that's what I call it!"
14864,Soda or Pop?,I always say soft drink,Same here. 
14865,I always say soft drink,Same here. ,Whos your favorite character on the enterprise?
14866,Soda or Pop?,Carbonated beverage,You are just a unique butterfly aren't you? :)
14867,Carbonated beverage,You are just a unique butterfly aren't you? :),"One day, I will grow my wings and soar with my insect brothers!
"
14868,Soda or Pop?,"""Juice""",So in true Scottish fashion you are just doing your own thing. 
14869,"""Juice""",So in true Scottish fashion you are just doing your own thing. ,"Indeed. 
America: can of soda
England: bottle of pop
Scotland: tin of juice"
14870,Do you ever get nervous when you see a cop car even when you've done nothing wrong?,"Cops in my country having nothing against white boys, so I am fine. ",Where?
14871,"Cops in my country having nothing against white boys, so I am fine. ",Where?,Braaazil.
14872,Where?,Braaazil.,Isn't Brazil a shithole no offense.
14873,"New friends! Come one, come all!",Hi! How are you? ,Hello! How are you?
14874,Hi! How are you? ,Hello! How are you?,I'm good! How are you?
14875,Hello! How are you?,I'm good! How are you?,Great! Things are going well lately!
14876,Hi! How are you? ,Hello! How are you?,I'm good! What brings you here? Do you come here often? 
14877,"New friends! Come one, come all!","Hey,  warrup?

Imma FatDrunkPirate, I like booze, comics and fire and you?",I'm New-Buffet-City! Nice to meet you!
14878,"Hey,  warrup?

Imma FatDrunkPirate, I like booze, comics and fire and you?",I'm New-Buffet-City! Nice to meet you!,"So, tell me 03 things you like, or no, that's a free conversation. "
14879,I'm New-Buffet-City! Nice to meet you!,"So, tell me 03 things you like, or no, that's a free conversation. ","It's fine, my inebriated privateer! I like history, good beer, and good company!"
14880,Pick a casual conversation!,8,What are some red flags to watch out for in daily life? 
14881,8,What are some red flags to watch out for in daily life? ,"Well, the stop sign is a pretty big red flag everyone should watch out for. "
14882,What are some red flags to watch out for in daily life? ,"Well, the stop sign is a pretty big red flag everyone should watch out for. ","LOL

"
14883,Pick a casual conversation!,107,What would be the best thing you could reasonably expect to find in a cave? 
14884,107,What would be the best thing you could reasonably expect to find in a cave? ,Hopefully no leaks in the cave ceiling. 
14885,What would be the best thing you could reasonably expect to find in a cave? ,Hopefully no leaks in the cave ceiling. ,You don't expect to find anything in a cave? Gems? Fossils?
14886,Pick a casual conversation!,319,Where’s the line between soup and cereal?
14887,319,Where’s the line between soup and cereal?,What?
14888,319,Where’s the line between soup and cereal?,I never knew I needed this question before in my life
14889,Pick a casual conversation!,73,"What character in a movie could have been great, but the actor they cast didn’t fit the role? "
14890,73,"What character in a movie could have been great, but the actor they cast didn’t fit the role? ",This is a tough one. I can't really think of an answer :P
14891,"What character in a movie could have been great, but the actor they cast didn’t fit the role? ",This is a tough one. I can't really think of an answer :P,Do you want to pick another number?
14892,73,"What character in a movie could have been great, but the actor they cast didn’t fit the role? ",Black Widow. Bad actress who couldn't be bothered to learn how to speak actual Russian.
14893,Pick a casual conversation!,Three fiddy,What’s your best story from a wedding?
14894,Three fiddy,What’s your best story from a wedding?,"Oooo unlucky, never been to a wedding, you have a story?"
14895,Pick a casual conversation!,27,What was the last photo you took? 
14896,27,What was the last photo you took? ,Last photo I took was of the back side of a roller coaster 
14897,What was the last photo you took? ,Last photo I took was of the back side of a roller coaster ,Where did you go?
14898,27,What was the last photo you took? ,I went to Animal Kingdom
14899,What was the last photo you took? ,I went to Animal Kingdom,"That's nice! How was the park? Out of curiosity, are you afraid of roller coasters?"
14900,Pick a casual conversation!,100. ,"When you are old, what do you think children will ask you to tell stories about? "
14901,100. ,"When you are old, what do you think children will ask you to tell stories about? ",Probably about how we survived without some kind of technology that is yet to be invented! 
14902,Pick a casual conversation!,242,What’s the funniest pick up line you’ve heard?
14903,242,What’s the funniest pick up line you’ve heard?,"""How about we go back to my place and play house? You can be the front door and I'll slam you"""
14904,What’s the funniest pick up line you’ve heard?,"""How about we go back to my place and play house? You can be the front door and I'll slam you""","LOL

Sounds a bit brutal!"
14905,"""How about we go back to my place and play house? You can be the front door and I'll slam you""","LOL

Sounds a bit brutal!","just a tad bit.

I'll go again. 106"
14906,"LOL

Sounds a bit brutal!","just a tad bit.

I'll go again. 106",When was the last time you immediately regretted something you said? 
14907,Pick a casual conversation!,351,"What’s are some of your Pavlovian responses?
"
14908,351,"What’s are some of your Pavlovian responses?
","Any time I hear ""X"" in conversation I respond, ""Gonna give to ya"""
14909,Pick a casual conversation!,3,What animal would be cutest if scaled down to the size of a cat? 
14910,3,What animal would be cutest if scaled down to the size of a cat? ,an elephant duh
14911,Pick a casual conversation!,81,"If animals could talk, which animal would be the most annoying? "
14912,81,"If animals could talk, which animal would be the most annoying? ",Dogs. They wouldn't stop!
14913,Pick a casual conversation!,35,What makes you roll your eyes every time you hear it? 
14914,35,What makes you roll your eyes every time you hear it? ,Donald Trump speaking.
14915,What makes you roll your eyes every time you hear it? ,Donald Trump speaking.,Same!!!
14916,Pick a casual conversation!,74,What game have you spent the most hours playing? 
14917,74,What game have you spent the most hours playing? ,"Oh fuck, either L4D, L4D2, or one of the BioShocks. That's a *really* hard one. "
14918,Pick a casual conversation!,31,"What would be the worst thing to hear as you are going under anesthesia before
heart surgery?"
14919,31,"What would be the worst thing to hear as you are going under anesthesia before
heart surgery?",A chainsaw
14920,Pick a casual conversation!,~~420~~ 312!,"What’s the silliest thing you’ve convinced someone of?
"
14921,~~420~~ 312!,"What’s the silliest thing you’ve convinced someone of?
",That giraffes aren't supposed to have long necks.
14922,Pick a casual conversation!,17,"What’s something that will always be in fashion, no matter how much time
passes? "
14923,17,"What’s something that will always be in fashion, no matter how much time
passes? ","Probably T-shirts, or glasses if that counts. Maybe jeans. And also burgers."
14924,So I fucked up.,What's your favorite ice cream flavor?,Chocolate fudge brownie! What about yourself?
14925,What's your favorite ice cream flavor?,Chocolate fudge brownie! What about yourself?,"Sounds delicious.  I like Ben and Jerry's Wavy Gravy, but they don't make it anymore. "
14926,Chocolate fudge brownie! What about yourself?,"Sounds delicious.  I like Ben and Jerry's Wavy Gravy, but they don't make it anymore. ",Never heard of it!! What'd it taste like?
14927,So I fucked up.,"If you could visit any island, which would it be?",Cat Island of course!! You?
14928,"If you could visit any island, which would it be?",Cat Island of course!! You?,Cat Island... glorious....
14929,So I fucked up.,Whats your favorite thing to do? ,Paint! You?
14930,Whats your favorite thing to do? ,Paint! You?,Mostly video games and walking
14931,Paint! You?,Mostly video games and walking,Favorite video game?
14932,Mostly video games and walking,Favorite video game?,"uh thats a hard one, i guess i dont have favorite"
14933,Favorite video game?,"uh thats a hard one, i guess i dont have favorite",What do you enjoy most about walking?
14934,"uh thats a hard one, i guess i dont have favorite",What do you enjoy most about walking?,Is more walking to play geocaching and also to look for nice spots in town
14935,What do you enjoy most about walking?,Is more walking to play geocaching and also to look for nice spots in town,Awh nice nice :)
14936,So I fucked up.,What is your go to hobby,Painting! You?
14937,What is your go to hobby,Painting! You?,Shooting
14938,Painting! You?,Shooting,Animals? Or like cans and stuff?
14939,So I fucked up.,"I saw you mention painting, whats your favorite of your own paintings?
",Scroll through my history they're posted! The flower ones!
14940,"I saw you mention painting, whats your favorite of your own paintings?
",Scroll through my history they're posted! The flower ones!,"Those are really nice, I like your tattoos too."
14941,Scroll through my history they're posted! The flower ones!,"Those are really nice, I like your tattoos too.",Thanks!
14942,So I fucked up.,What kind of movies do you like ?,I never watch TV or movies but when I do Horror
14943,What kind of movies do you like ?,I never watch TV or movies but when I do Horror,Why only horror ? 
14944,I never watch TV or movies but when I do Horror,Why only horror ? ,I love horrow novels so idk just what I watch when I have too watch something
14945,Why only horror ? ,I love horrow novels so idk just what I watch when I have too watch something,Is there any particular reason why you dont enjoy tv or movies ? Or is it just not your thing ? 
14946,I love horrow novels so idk just what I watch when I have too watch something,Is there any particular reason why you dont enjoy tv or movies ? Or is it just not your thing ? ,Idk I can't pay attention to them to save my life they're boring to me
14947,Is there any particular reason why you dont enjoy tv or movies ? Or is it just not your thing ? ,Idk I can't pay attention to them to save my life they're boring to me,What is not boring to you ? What do you do for fun so to say. Any hobbies or stuff like that ?
14948,Idk I can't pay attention to them to save my life they're boring to me,What is not boring to you ? What do you do for fun so to say. Any hobbies or stuff like that ?,Painting and reading! Playing w my kitties! Mmm adventuring outside and stuff!
14949,So I fucked up.,Do you want a hug m,Pls
14950,Do you want a hug m,Pls,*hug* there you go
14951,Pls,*hug* there you go,Ty friend much appreciated &lt;3
14952,So I fucked up.,What is your best/worst joke?,Mmm can't think of the top of my head! My humor is all over the place tho!
14953,What is your best/worst joke?,Mmm can't think of the top of my head! My humor is all over the place tho!,"How about I tell you a joke. A man walks into a bar.

Ouch!"
14954,Mmm can't think of the top of my head! My humor is all over the place tho!,"How about I tell you a joke. A man walks into a bar.

Ouch!","Hahaha :p corny, I love it!"
14955,"How about I tell you a joke. A man walks into a bar.

Ouch!","Hahaha :p corny, I love it!",If you thought that was corny. Then I have some a-maize-ing jokes for you.
14956,"Hahaha :p corny, I love it!",If you thought that was corny. Then I have some a-maize-ing jokes for you.,Ooo I'm excited!
14957,If you thought that was corny. Then I have some a-maize-ing jokes for you.,Ooo I'm excited!,"Where does a general keep his armies?

Up his sleevies."
14958,Ooo I'm excited!,"Where does a general keep his armies?

Up his sleevies.",Oh nooo 😂
14959,"Where does a general keep his armies?

Up his sleevies.",Oh nooo 😂,"What do you call two doctors?

A pair-amedics."
14960,Oh nooo 😂,"What do you call two doctors?

A pair-amedics.",Goodness 😂😂
14961,So I fucked up.,What do you get when you combine a cucumber with H20 and various spices?,What?
14962,What do you get when you combine a cucumber with H20 and various spices?,What?,A pickle :-) Throw in some magic and it's a magic pickle!
14963,What?,A pickle :-) Throw in some magic and it's a magic pickle!,Omg lol
14964,A pickle :-) Throw in some magic and it's a magic pickle!,Omg lol,Neat right? Slice 'em up and you got yourself pickle slices XD
14965,So I fucked up.,Favourite number?,6! Yours?
14966,Favourite number?,6! Yours?,17
14967,6! Yours?,17,Fave color?
14968,17,Fave color?,Could never choose one. How bout you?
14969,Fave color?,Could never choose one. How bout you?,Purple!
14970,So I fucked up.,If you could travel to any place in the world regardless of cost where would you go?,Canada!
14971,If you could travel to any place in the world regardless of cost where would you go?,Canada!,Japan for myself. I love the culture and I'm kind of weebish too.
14972,If you could travel to any place in the world regardless of cost where would you go?,Canada!,Where in canada! it's huge 
14973,Canada!,Where in canada! it's huge ,Toronto of course! Love it there!
14974,Where in canada! it's huge ,Toronto of course! Love it there!,It's a great city! Have you been to the west coast yet? BC is beautiful! 
14975,What's your favorite Beatles song?,A Day in the Life and It's All Too Much.,"I love both those, but it's all too much has a special place in my heart. "
14976,A Day in the Life and It's All Too Much.,"I love both those, but it's all too much has a special place in my heart. ",A Day in the Life is my dad's favorite and I was really into the remaster of Yellow Submarine.
14977,What's your favorite Beatles song?,Not a fan of The Beatles so therefore I don't have a favorite song,Thanks for your useless input then? Why even comment?
14978,Not a fan of The Beatles so therefore I don't have a favorite song,Thanks for your useless input then? Why even comment?,Create discussion. Just saw it and did it quickly. Its not that big of a deal.
14979,Thanks for your useless input then? Why even comment?,Create discussion. Just saw it and did it quickly. Its not that big of a deal.,I apologize if I come off a little strong ;)
14980,What's your favorite Beatles song?,They all suck.,Thanks for your ignorant input!
14981,They all suck.,Thanks for your ignorant input!,You're welcome!
14982,Thanks for your ignorant input!,You're welcome!,";) all in good fun mate. But seriously, try not to be such a downer!"
14983,You're welcome!,";) all in good fun mate. But seriously, try not to be such a downer!",But that's what I'm best at.
14984,";) all in good fun mate. But seriously, try not to be such a downer!",But that's what I'm best at.,Lol. Keep it up then!
14985,";) all in good fun mate. But seriously, try not to be such a downer!",But that's what I'm best at.,"Seriously, you should give the Beatles a chance. Helter skelter. "
14986,But that's what I'm best at.,"Seriously, you should give the Beatles a chance. Helter skelter. ",I prefer The Wiggles.
14987,"When I left for work this morning, we had a Labrador. I come home during lunch break and.... something seems slightly different","It's my dad's birthday, so a little",What happened that was unexpected? 
14988,"It's my dad's birthday, so a little",What happened that was unexpected? ,I ate breakfast at home (i go to work with him and we eat on the road
14989,What happened that was unexpected? ,I ate breakfast at home (i go to work with him and we eat on the road,What did you have? 
14990,I ate breakfast at home (i go to work with him and we eat on the road,What did you have? ,Biscuits and gravy
14991,"When I left for work this morning, we had a Labrador. I come home during lunch break and.... something seems slightly different",What an adorable face. He looks so happy,He's extremely happy. I got about 50 licks to my face when I let him out of the crate. 
14992,What an adorable face. He looks so happy,He's extremely happy. I got about 50 licks to my face when I let him out of the crate. ,Will both dogs share the crate until you find his home?
14993,"When I left for work this morning, we had a Labrador. I come home during lunch break and.... something seems slightly different",Looks like a bojack,I have taken to calling him Snoop Doggie Dog 
14994,Looks like a bojack,I have taken to calling him Snoop Doggie Dog ,"I meant the breed aha. My dog is the same, part Boston terrier part Jack russel."
14995,I have taken to calling him Snoop Doggie Dog ,"I meant the breed aha. My dog is the same, part Boston terrier part Jack russel.","lol.  He could be. He really looks like a purebred Boston Terrier to me. I am no expert, though"
14996,"I really honestly want to tell you that youre a wonderful human being and stuff eventually gets better, after you crawl through hell.",Would you like a hug?,Maybe listening songs till one of us falls asleep 
14997,Would you like a hug?,Maybe listening songs till one of us falls asleep ,"I can't find a gf, have you felt that way?"
14998,"I really honestly want to tell you that youre a wonderful human being and stuff eventually gets better, after you crawl through hell.","I know that you have the best intentions saying that, but that does not help me... At all",I'm sorry :( maybe try r/KindVoice
14999,"I know that you have the best intentions saying that, but that does not help me... At all",I'm sorry :( maybe try r/KindVoice,Don't worry. It's not your fault. Just mine
15000,"Any one into ""weird"" music?",I like Death Grips a lot. ,"Have you listened to the I.L.Y.'s or Zach Hills solo stuff yet?
"
15001,I like Death Grips a lot. ,"Have you listened to the I.L.Y.'s or Zach Hills solo stuff yet?
","Yes. Good stuff. I like dg better, but good stuff."
15002,"Any one into ""weird"" music?",Primus is weird. ,Primus Sucks!
15003,Primus is weird. ,Primus Sucks!,😦 how dare you. He's aight tho. 
15004,Suggest 3 songs to chill out to,Listen to some chillhop.. Maybe you will like it.,Any songs in particular?
15005,Listen to some chillhop.. Maybe you will like it.,Any songs in particular?,Nujabes had some pretty chill vibes. 
15006,Suggest 3 songs to chill out to,A lot of shitty suggestions in this thread.,Wanna add some of your own? :) 
15007,A lot of shitty suggestions in this thread.,Wanna add some of your own? :) ,NOOP!
15008,How is everyone's day going so far?,Already looking forward to Friday. Things are going so slow at work. ,Me too. 
15009,Already looking forward to Friday. Things are going so slow at work. ,Me too. ,Office job? Mine is. 
15010,How is everyone's day going so far?,Mostly rewatching TV shows and trying to enjoy the summer ,What shows?
15011,Mostly rewatching TV shows and trying to enjoy the summer ,What shows?,Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Sherlock 
15012,"My job it's 1.5 hours away, so I have 3 hours daily to chat with strangers. Ask/chat me anything?",Coke or Pepsi?,Coke always
15013,Coke or Pepsi?,Coke always,Cocaine or Coca-Cola?
15014,Coke always,Cocaine or Coca-Cola?,It's free? 
15015,"My job it's 1.5 hours away, so I have 3 hours daily to chat with strangers. Ask/chat me anything?",Do you have any hobbies? ,"Reddit is a hobbie? Haha, I like kayaking and camping (I'm not sporty at all tho) "
15016,Do you have any hobbies? ,"Reddit is a hobbie? Haha, I like kayaking and camping (I'm not sporty at all tho) ",What's your favorite thing you've seen while camping?
15017,"My job it's 1.5 hours away, so I have 3 hours daily to chat with strangers. Ask/chat me anything?","Do you travel by bus, train or something else?","Bus, actually, I have to take 2 buses because our public transportation sistem is pathetic "
15018,"Do you travel by bus, train or something else?","Bus, actually, I have to take 2 buses because our public transportation sistem is pathetic ",I see. Do the buses have wifi or are using data for this?
15019,"Bus, actually, I have to take 2 buses because our public transportation sistem is pathetic ",I see. Do the buses have wifi or are using data for this?,"Some have (shitty ) wi for, so I use data"
15020,"My job it's 1.5 hours away, so I have 3 hours daily to chat with strangers. Ask/chat me anything?",What is your favorite snack food?,Nachos with cheese 
15021,What is your favorite snack food?,Nachos with cheese ,Yum sounds good right now
15022,"My job it's 1.5 hours away, so I have 3 hours daily to chat with strangers. Ask/chat me anything?",What do you think of brazilians?,Friendly neighbors. Carnaval. Portugues. 
15023,What do you think of brazilians?,Friendly neighbors. Carnaval. Portugues. ,"""Friendly"" lol."
15024,Tell me something from your day,I'm watching Lord of the rings.,"That's cool. Is this the first time, or are you rewatching? =)"
15025,I'm watching Lord of the rings.,"That's cool. Is this the first time, or are you rewatching? =)",Rewatching. Ive loved it since I was 10.
15026,"That's cool. Is this the first time, or are you rewatching? =)",Rewatching. Ive loved it since I was 10.,I agree. It's a great trilogy. What are your opinions on the Hobbit movies?
15027,Tell me something from your day,I'm watching Lord of the rings.,Have you read the books too?
15028,I'm watching Lord of the rings.,Have you read the books too?,Only the hobbit. I tried but it was too boring lol what about you?
15029,Tell me something from your day,"home alone until friday

so i went to my cousin's house obviously ","Oh, you don't care for being alone?"
15030,"home alone until friday

so i went to my cousin's house obviously ","Oh, you don't care for being alone?",i was looking forward to the empty house but i just ended up here lol
15031,Tell me something from your day,I made some coconut soap today!,"Oh yeah? That sounds really cool, though! By hand? =D"
15032,I made some coconut soap today!,"Oh yeah? That sounds really cool, though! By hand? =D",Yep! I'm gonna try sell them if I can! :) 
15033,"Oh yeah? That sounds really cool, though! By hand? =D",Yep! I'm gonna try sell them if I can! :) ,"Oh, you should! Coconut soap sounds so nice! I really love everything coconut =D"
15034,Tell me something from your day,I found out I'm having a boy :),"Oh, what?? Really? Yay! Congratulations! Congratulations a tonne! Yay yay yay! =D"
15035,I found out I'm having a boy :),"Oh, what?? Really? Yay! Congratulations! Congratulations a tonne! Yay yay yay! =D",Thanks!! Was a bit of a surprise but I'm pretty thankful anyway :)
15036,Tell me something from your day,I saw a corgi during my lunch break walk!,"Aw, that's cute! Are you a big fan of dogs? =)"
15037,I saw a corgi during my lunch break walk!,"Aw, that's cute! Are you a big fan of dogs? =)",Yes! I have one and dogsit antoher often. You?
15038,Tell me something from your day,I wrote a paper for a class.,That's pretty cool. May I ask what it was on? =)
15039,I wrote a paper for a class.,That's pretty cool. May I ask what it was on? =),It was an analysis of an essay. The essay is about why weed should be legal.
15040,Ask me anything,What is your favourite YouTube channel?,"That's a hard one, but maybe superwog"
15041,What is your favourite YouTube channel?,"That's a hard one, but maybe superwog",Interesting. What kind of videos does this channel make? And how did you find the channel?
15042,"That's a hard one, but maybe superwog",Interesting. What kind of videos does this channel make? And how did you find the channel?,"They make comedy sketches, and I found them while browsing YouTube "
15043,Ask me anything,Whats your favorite movie?,Planes trains and Automobiles or UP!
15044,Whats your favorite movie?,Planes trains and Automobiles or UP!,What about TV Shows?
15045,Planes trains and Automobiles or UP!,What about TV Shows?,South Park or Mythbusters 
15046,Ask me anything,So you were browsing YouTube randomly? Or were you looking for comedy channels?,Browsing randomly 
15047,So you were browsing YouTube randomly? Or were you looking for comedy channels?,Browsing randomly ,Do you often look around randomly for new channels?
15048,Browsing randomly ,Do you often look around randomly for new channels?,"Yes, I'm currently looking for educational content, Wendover Productions is pretty good "
15049,Ask me anything,Where do you live?,"Sorry about the delayed reply, I live in the South of England"
15050,Where do you live?,"Sorry about the delayed reply, I live in the South of England",Are you into football?
15051,"Sorry about the delayed reply, I live in the South of England",Are you into football?,Nope
15052,Ask me anything,"Do you work, attend school, or attend university? ",College in a month 
15053,"Do you work, attend school, or attend university? ",College in a month ,That really was fast. Best of luck for college! 
15054,College in a month ,That really was fast. Best of luck for college! ,Thanks 
15055,Ask me anything,Who is your favorite Naruto character? Mine is Hinata Hyuga.,None
15056,Who is your favorite Naruto character? Mine is Hinata Hyuga.,None,:o
15057,Ask me anything,Which celebrity do you fancy the most? ,A hot one
15058,Which celebrity do you fancy the most? ,A hot one,You're being evasive! 
15059,A hot one,You're being evasive! ,yes
15060,What song absolutely touches your soul?,Steal by Maribou State,"I like this song, it's soft but I can feel the passion in it at the same time."
15061,Steal by Maribou State,"I like this song, it's soft but I can feel the passion in it at the same time.",I'm happy to hear you like it :) 
15062,What song absolutely touches your soul?,Familiar by Agnes Obal,"Hmmm I didn't really like this song too much, maybe because I don't really understand it..."
15063,Familiar by Agnes Obal,"Hmmm I didn't really like this song too much, maybe because I don't really understand it...",That's quite alright. It's more atmospheric for myself 
15064,"Hmmm I didn't really like this song too much, maybe because I don't really understand it...",That's quite alright. It's more atmospheric for myself ,I'm glad you enjoy it! :)
15065,What song absolutely touches your soul?,"""Girl I Love You"" by Massive Attack","To be honest, I found it kinda hard to get into this song."
15066,"""Girl I Love You"" by Massive Attack","To be honest, I found it kinda hard to get into this song.","That's cool.

It has a personal meaning to me."
15067,"To be honest, I found it kinda hard to get into this song.","That's cool.

It has a personal meaning to me.",Mind sharing?
15068,"That's cool.

It has a personal meaning to me.",Mind sharing?,"The song invokes memories of a girl, and relationship, that faded away."
15069,Let's talk?,Hi,Hello. Please dont devour me.
15070,Hi,Hello. Please dont devour me.,Idk. What would be your arguments against me doing that?
15071,Let's talk?,What do you like to do in your free time?,Games and smoke. I'm a very exciting person.
15072,What do you like to do in your free time?,Games and smoke. I'm a very exciting person.,That is about 80% of my free time as well. 
15073,Games and smoke. I'm a very exciting person.,That is about 80% of my free time as well. ,"And it's great, if not boring at times."
15074,What do you like to do in your free time?,Games and smoke. I'm a very exciting person.,"Sounds like me well not the smoking part.

What games do you enjoy?"
15075,Let's talk?,Hey :D,Aloha.
15076,Hey :D,Aloha.,Hola
15077,Aloha.,Hola,And thats the extent of my foreign languages lol
15078,Hola,And thats the extent of my foreign languages lol,"I was prepared to go all out on this comment chain haha
How's life been?"
15079,And thats the extent of my foreign languages lol,"I was prepared to go all out on this comment chain haha
How's life been?",It's been lame the past couple weeks but I'm here and doing alright. How are things on your end?
15080,What's one song that you'll never get tired of? I will listen to it and share my thoughts about it.,Jackson 5 I Want You Back,"I fucking love that song. It's classic. I will sing it in public, any time."
15081,Jackson 5 I Want You Back,"I fucking love that song. It's classic. I will sing it in public, any time.",Hell Yeah!
15082,What's one song that you'll never get tired of? I will listen to it and share my thoughts about it.,Major Lazer - Get Free,"Tbh, I hate this."
15083,Major Lazer - Get Free,"Tbh, I hate this.",Haha to each their own
15084,What's one song that you'll never get tired of? I will listen to it and share my thoughts about it.,Stairway To Heaven-Led Zeppelin ,Hell yeah. This song is on my favorites playlist.
15085,Stairway To Heaven-Led Zeppelin ,Hell yeah. This song is on my favorites playlist.,Just that solo is so legendary. 
15086,What anime should I start right now?,RWBY,Word? Give it your cheapest sales pitch :P
15087,RWBY,Word? Give it your cheapest sales pitch :P,Everything is also a gun. 
15088,What anime should I start right now?,RWBY,"inb4 'doesn't qualify as an anime' chain begins. 

"
15089,RWBY,"inb4 'doesn't qualify as an anime' chain begins. 

",.../r/OutoftheLoop :/
15090,What anime should I start right now?,"Evangelion

",Is this gundams?
15091,"Evangelion

",Is this gundams?,no
15092,What anime should I start right now?,Samurai Champloo.,"I listen to music from it ALL THE TIME, one of my most favorite series and memories."
15093,Samurai Champloo.,"I listen to music from it ALL THE TIME, one of my most favorite series and memories.",Yes definitely.
15094,What anime should I start right now?,Have you watched Hunter X Hunter? Castlevania on netflix was stunning! ,HunterxHunter was dope. Castlevania not so much. Thought it was dumb. 
15095,Have you watched Hunter X Hunter? Castlevania on netflix was stunning! ,HunterxHunter was dope. Castlevania not so much. Thought it was dumb. ,"I really liked it. I enjoyed the style a lot. 
But hxh will always be my favorite. "
15096,What anime should I start right now?,Jojo's Bizarre Adventure,What's the premise exactly? I probably never would have tried it unless you said to! :P
15097,Jojo's Bizarre Adventure,What's the premise exactly? I probably never would have tried it unless you said to! :P,I only watched two episodes.
15098,"So, who's here today!",I'm Tracey and i love looking up backstories behind songs,What are some interesting backstories you've found?
15099,I'm Tracey and i love looking up backstories behind songs,What are some interesting backstories you've found?,That ^
15100,"So, who's here today!","*Hey, I'm Margaret, 18. I make alphabets.*","Hey Margret!

What kind of alphabets? Any examples you can share?"
15101,"*Hey, I'm Margaret, 18. I make alphabets.*","Hey Margret!

What kind of alphabets? Any examples you can share?",*I actually haven't made any proper alphabets yet. It's hard work. But I'm working on it.*
15102,"Hey Margret!

What kind of alphabets? Any examples you can share?",*I actually haven't made any proper alphabets yet. It's hard work. But I'm working on it.*,Good luck then. What else does an 18 yo does these days btw?
15103,*I actually haven't made any proper alphabets yet. It's hard work. But I'm working on it.*,Good luck then. What else does an 18 yo does these days btw?,"*I'm weird, I don't like stuff that 18 year olds normally like.*"
15104,Good luck then. What else does an 18 yo does these days btw?,"*I'm weird, I don't like stuff that 18 year olds normally like.*",Haha. I thought so. And what is that? What makes you different? Except the alphabets thing...
15105,"So, who's here today!",I'm Zack and I am borderline addicted to classical guitar.,Hey Zack. You sound a lot like one of my friends haha. His name is Louis tho ;)
15106,I'm Zack and I am borderline addicted to classical guitar.,Hey Zack. You sound a lot like one of my friends haha. His name is Louis tho ;),Sounds like someone I could get to know lol. 
15107,Hey Zack. You sound a lot like one of my friends haha. His name is Louis tho ;),Sounds like someone I could get to know lol. ,Yup. Unfortunately he's not on Reddit. But maybe I can persuade him 😊
15108,Sounds like someone I could get to know lol. ,Yup. Unfortunately he's not on Reddit. But maybe I can persuade him 😊,"Lol go for it
"
15109,Yup. Unfortunately he's not on Reddit. But maybe I can persuade him 😊,"Lol go for it
",K!
15110,What cheers you up?,"Honestly, talking to women. A lot of times they have very positive attitudes.","All my good friends are female, I'm pretty much ""one of the girls"" at this point "
15111,"Honestly, talking to women. A lot of times they have very positive attitudes.","All my good friends are female, I'm pretty much ""one of the girls"" at this point ",Teach me how to make friends who are girls?
15112,What cheers you up?,My wife because she loves me,How long have you been married?
15113,My wife because she loves me,How long have you been married?,It'll be fourteen years this year
15114,How long have you been married?,It'll be fourteen years this year,"Damn that's almost my entire life, congratulations!"
15115,What cheers you up?,Watching my favourite comedians,Can you name them?
15116,Watching my favourite comedians,Can you name them?,"Gabriel Iglesias, Demetri Martin, Louis C.K., oh and watching Impractical Jokers :)"
15117,What TV Series do you recommend?,Zoo,"Well, this is something different. "
15118,Zoo,"Well, this is something different. ",How?
15119,"Well, this is something different. ",How?,"Well, it's about animals which attack people. This is kind of different from all those shows. "
15120,How?,"Well, it's about animals which attack people. This is kind of different from all those shows. ",Its good tho
15121,I feel like I would be okay with never getting married and never having kids. How about you guys?,"28/M, nothing would make me happier than having a wife and kids",Oh well then I hope you get married with kids someday! 
15122,"28/M, nothing would make me happier than having a wife and kids",Oh well then I hope you get married with kids someday! ,"&gt; I hope you get married with kids someday! 

Grammar is a funny thing..."
15123,Oh well then I hope you get married with kids someday! ,"&gt; I hope you get married with kids someday! 

Grammar is a funny thing...",Goddamit
15124,What new songs are you guys currently enjoying?,The Beatles: Penny lane ,Oh snap new Beatles dropped?!
15125,The Beatles: Penny lane ,Oh snap new Beatles dropped?!,Ey what do u mean?
15126,What new songs are you guys currently enjoying?,Really loving Tyler The Creators new album. Some beautiful stuff ,I've had it on replay since it came out! 
15127,Really loving Tyler The Creators new album. Some beautiful stuff ,I've had it on replay since it came out! ,It's so good. Godsend on my commute to work. I love all the songs. What's your favourite 
15128,What new songs are you guys currently enjoying?,"Louis Tomlinson and Bebe Rexha's song Back To You, I actually relate to the song tbh","Just listened to it, it fits my current situation as well. Ugh. Hang in there!"
15129,"Louis Tomlinson and Bebe Rexha's song Back To You, I actually relate to the song tbh","Just listened to it, it fits my current situation as well. Ugh. Hang in there!","You hang in there too, my guy"
15130,Tell me something you have a (strong) opinion on and I'll (try to) provide a counterpoint.,Pineapple is just fine on pizza!,I agree 
15131,Pineapple is just fine on pizza!,I agree ,Hell yeah
15132,I agree ,Hell yeah,:D
15133,Name one thing that would be on your bucket list :),Mine would be to visit the US! That's the number one thing on my bucket list. ,"Where are you planning to go, if I may ask?"
15134,Mine would be to visit the US! That's the number one thing on my bucket list. ,"Where are you planning to go, if I may ask?",NYC is my dream. It's so fascinating! 
15135,Name one thing that would be on your bucket list :),Attend one of those Berlin edm parties where people get fucked up on 660bpm.,You Do you man...
15136,Attend one of those Berlin edm parties where people get fucked up on 660bpm.,You Do you man...,"Yep, that's the spirit. "
15137,Name one thing that would be on your bucket list :),Visit Japan and try sushi! I've never had authentic sushi before. :),"that sounds like fun, I don't like sushi myself but I bet it might be awesome over there
"
15138,Visit Japan and try sushi! I've never had authentic sushi before. :),"that sounds like fun, I don't like sushi myself but I bet it might be awesome over there
","I've never tried it, so I figure that would be the best way to start. "
15139,"that sounds like fun, I don't like sushi myself but I bet it might be awesome over there
","I've never tried it, so I figure that would be the best way to start. ",good for you! 
15140,Name one thing that would be on your bucket list :),Visit Japan and try sushi! I've never had authentic sushi before. :),Have you seen *Jiro Dreams of Sushi*?
15141,Visit Japan and try sushi! I've never had authentic sushi before. :),Have you seen *Jiro Dreams of Sushi*?,That movie is so beautiful. I never quite respected the art of sushi making until I saw it.
15142,Visit Japan and try sushi! I've never had authentic sushi before. :),Have you seen *Jiro Dreams of Sushi*?,"No, what's that?"
15143,Name one thing that would be on your bucket list :),"visit Iceland, Norway, and Newfoundland",I've heard nothing but nice things about all three of those places :)
15144,"visit Iceland, Norway, and Newfoundland",I've heard nothing but nice things about all three of those places :),Yeah. Sometimes I just watch Youtube videos of those places
15145,KFC vs Burger King vs McDonald's,McDonald's chicken nuggets all the way with a chocolate shake and BBQ Sauce. Omg it's so good,Will definitely try it out next time I'm there. No chocolate shake in McDonald's India though:(
15146,McDonald's chicken nuggets all the way with a chocolate shake and BBQ Sauce. Omg it's so good,Will definitely try it out next time I'm there. No chocolate shake in McDonald's India though:(,Oh dang that really sucks. I didn't even know that India had McDonald's there
15147,Will definitely try it out next time I'm there. No chocolate shake in McDonald's India though:(,Oh dang that really sucks. I didn't even know that India had McDonald's there,"Haha, we've had McDonald's for the last two decades "
15148,Oh dang that really sucks. I didn't even know that India had McDonald's there,"Haha, we've had McDonald's for the last two decades ",Wow I can't believe I didn't know that. Which pizzeria do you prefer?
15149,This weekend im going to make sure that I make one persons whole week.,I wish more people could be like you. ,"Anybody can do this! Ive done wrong in my life, i need to change my ways and help people."
15150,I wish more people could be like you. ,"Anybody can do this! Ive done wrong in my life, i need to change my ways and help people.","You're like Earl from ""My Name is Earl."""
15151,"Anybody can do this! Ive done wrong in my life, i need to change my ways and help people.","You're like Earl from ""My Name is Earl.""",Karma. Sometimes i love her sometimes i dont haha. Very good comparison!
15152,"You're like Earl from ""My Name is Earl.""",Karma. Sometimes i love her sometimes i dont haha. Very good comparison!,THE CENTRAL WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!
15153,I wish more people could be like you. ,"Anybody can do this! Ive done wrong in my life, i need to change my ways and help people.",Way to bury the lead! Come on man! What are the gory details?
15154,This weekend im going to make sure that I make one persons whole week.,"The post was on 69 upvotes, and I upvoted to 70. That's how much I appreciate your work. ",69 upvotes on a post about making someone's whole weak? That's golden.
15155,"The post was on 69 upvotes, and I upvoted to 70. That's how much I appreciate your work. ",69 upvotes on a post about making someone's whole weak? That's golden.,Haha 190 upvotes now. I just wanted to help people try and do something nice this week.
15156,This weekend im going to make sure that I make one persons whole week.,"Wow OP you're the man, seriously thank you",No you da man! Go out and make someone smile. Its a great feeling
15157,"Wow OP you're the man, seriously thank you",No you da man! Go out and make someone smile. Its a great feeling,"Thank you, I will :D"
15158,This weekend im going to make sure that I make one persons whole week.,[removed],Huh?
15159,[removed],Huh?,have some nicholas cagecoin!
15160,This weekend im going to make sure that I make one persons whole week.,I plan on making someone's hole weak,Hows that?
15161,I plan on making someone's hole weak,Hows that?,Butt sex. 
15162,This weekend im going to make sure that I make one persons whole week.,That's beautiful. Thank you for doing that for James. For real :),Hey the assisted living hom should serve papa johns pizza anyway! Haha
15163,That's beautiful. Thank you for doing that for James. For real :),Hey the assisted living hom should serve papa johns pizza anyway! Haha,Damn straight!
15164,This weekend im going to make sure that I make one persons whole week.,"Nice, I wish I could be this good to people ","Dont wish, Do it."
15165,"Nice, I wish I could be this good to people ","Dont wish, Do it.","I'll try, but it's really hard for me to talk to people "
15166,Coke or Pepsi?,Probably coke. Just prefer the taste I guess.,Pepsi is sweeter and I have a sweet tooth so ima disagree!
15167,Probably coke. Just prefer the taste I guess.,Pepsi is sweeter and I have a sweet tooth so ima disagree!,prepare to be emancipated from your inferior genes
15168,Pepsi is sweeter and I have a sweet tooth so ima disagree!,prepare to be emancipated from your inferior genes,"Nah I'll turn the radio off and stop listening to you, radioman"
15169,Coke or Pepsi?,I was a huge Pepsi drinker til I turned 40; then switched to more water and a daily light beer.,Do you miss it? 
15170,I was a huge Pepsi drinker til I turned 40; then switched to more water and a daily light beer.,Do you miss it? ,Not really
15171,Coke or Pepsi?,Coke workers in my region are currently on strike!,Why?
15172,Coke workers in my region are currently on strike!,Why?,[deleted]
15173,Why?,[deleted],Yeah of course 
15174,[deleted],Yeah of course ,"Sorry, answered wrong question, I think they are arguing over pension/retirement issues."
15175,Coke or Pepsi?,"Pepsi if I had to choose, but I prefer Fanta ",What kind of Fanta? 
15176,"Pepsi if I had to choose, but I prefer Fanta ",What kind of Fanta? ,Orange 
15177,Coke or Pepsi?,Water.,Are you sponsored by water™ ?
15178,Water.,Are you sponsored by water™ ?,"Well, I do get all my water free..."
15179,Coke or Pepsi?,Dr pepper /s,The worst of the soft drinks 
15180,Dr pepper /s,The worst of the soft drinks ,I think you meant best haha
15181,The worst of the soft drinks ,I think you meant best haha,Nah it's gross
15182,I think you meant best haha,Nah it's gross,It purposely tastes like medicine (and that's the point) :)
15183,Dr pepper /s,The worst of the soft drinks ,Its the linux of cola drink. 
15184,The worst of the soft drinks ,Its the linux of cola drink. ,Except Linux is good.
15185,Dr pepper /s,The worst of the soft drinks ,😡😡😡
15186,Coke or Pepsi?,Dr pepper /s,Great for making pulled pork!
15187,Dr pepper /s,Great for making pulled pork!,That sounds good! What sort of flavor does it give?
15188,Dr pepper /s,Great for making pulled pork!,Root beer is good too
15189,Coke or Pepsi?,Always BEPIS,Always?
15190,Always BEPIS,Always?,Never CONKE
15191,Coke or Pepsi?,"Coke. Pepsi is too sweet to me and seems to taste flat.

",I prefer flat soft drinks haha
15192,"Coke. Pepsi is too sweet to me and seems to taste flat.

",I prefer flat soft drinks haha,One of my friends does too!
15193,Coke or Pepsi?,Fresca ^^^^that ^^^^shit's ^^^^good,Never heard of it!
15194,Fresca ^^^^that ^^^^shit's ^^^^good,Never heard of it!,Imagine Sprite except with some grapefruit thrown into the mix.
15195,Never heard of it!,Imagine Sprite except with some grapefruit thrown into the mix.,Yum!!!
15196,Coke or Pepsi?,Fresca ^^^^that ^^^^shit's ^^^^good,"Fresca is a coke product!

"
15197,Fresca ^^^^that ^^^^shit's ^^^^good,"Fresca is a coke product!

",True
15198,Coke or Pepsi?,I prefer root beer or peach Fanta. ,Wow peach?! 
15199,I prefer root beer or peach Fanta. ,Wow peach?! ,"Yeah, they have it in those fancy touchscreen soda dispensers. It actually tastes like peaches. "
15200,Wow peach?! ,"Yeah, they have it in those fancy touchscreen soda dispensers. It actually tastes like peaches. ",Wow!!
15201,Coke or Pepsi?,Bubble Tea! ,Yikes. Happy cake day!
15202,Bubble Tea! ,Yikes. Happy cake day!,Haha thanks! 
15203,First kiss. Boredom,mine was behind a 7/11. thats how you know youre classy ,Bahaha did they at least treat you to a slurpee
15204,mine was behind a 7/11. thats how you know youre classy ,Bahaha did they at least treat you to a slurpee,"i got cigarettes, candy, and a slurpee so it was 100% worth it"
15205,Bahaha did they at least treat you to a slurpee,"i got cigarettes, candy, and a slurpee so it was 100% worth it",Lol 10/10 would do again. 
15206,What is your favorite subreddit? besides this one of course :))),"r/wholsomememes r/whatcouldgowrong r/askgaybros r/dnd
Hmm, wonder what that says about me.","It’s says your a nice, sarcastic, gay, nerd."
15207,"r/wholsomememes r/whatcouldgowrong r/askgaybros r/dnd
Hmm, wonder what that says about me.","It’s says your a nice, sarcastic, gay, nerd.",The very best kind.
15208,What is your favorite subreddit? besides this one of course :))),"r/wholsomememes r/whatcouldgowrong r/askgaybros r/dnd
Hmm, wonder what that says about me.","I don't know what it says, but you seem awesome!"
15209,"r/wholsomememes r/whatcouldgowrong r/askgaybros r/dnd
Hmm, wonder what that says about me.","I don't know what it says, but you seem awesome!",Thanks! I bet you're awesome too. Hope you have a great day!
15210,"I don't know what it says, but you seem awesome!",Thanks! I bet you're awesome too. Hope you have a great day!,D'aww thanks! :) hope you have a great day too!
15211,What is your favorite subreddit? besides this one of course :))),"r/bangtan, r/askreddit, r/unresolvedmysteries, r/popheads 
Lots of time spent there.",first time I've ever seen bts mentioned in a sub not related to my k obsessions.  Nice job.
15212,"r/bangtan, r/askreddit, r/unresolvedmysteries, r/popheads 
Lots of time spent there.",first time I've ever seen bts mentioned in a sub not related to my k obsessions.  Nice job.,"wow, I found them in like 2 subs not related to kpop. 🌝 "
15213,What is your favorite subreddit? besides this one of course :))),"/r/hmmm

/r/prequelmemes

/r/AskOuija

/r/TankPorn",the real question is. Could I pm you some sombra fan art?
15214,"/r/hmmm

/r/prequelmemes

/r/AskOuija

/r/TankPorn",the real question is. Could I pm you some sombra fan art?,Of course!
15215,What are your interests?,"Puns, joke, bad jokes, gaming.

Can you tell me some jokes","You have subscribed to Facts!

Did you know there are more juggalos than polar bears?"
15216,"Puns, joke, bad jokes, gaming.

Can you tell me some jokes","You have subscribed to Facts!

Did you know there are more juggalos than polar bears?",More facts!
15217,What are your interests?,"Games, comics and anime I guess.",What games are you playing at the moment?
15218,"Games, comics and anime I guess.",What games are you playing at the moment?,"Just started Half Life, haven't gotten far but it seems cool so far."
15219,What games are you playing at the moment?,"Just started Half Life, haven't gotten far but it seems cool so far.",First one or second one?
15220,"Just started Half Life, haven't gotten far but it seems cool so far.",First one or second one?,First
15221,First one or second one?,First,"Cool, have fun! I've only played the second but I've heard good things about the first as well. "
15222,What are your interests?,"Games, comics and anime I guess.",What anime do you like?
15223,"Games, comics and anime I guess.",What anime do you like?,"A bit of everything really. Favourites are Clannad, Utena, FMA, mob psycho..."
15224,Religion,What religion do u believe in?,Atheism ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
15225,What religion do u believe in?,Atheism ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯,I had a chrome bycicle
15226,What religion do u believe in?,Atheism ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯,I thought that wasn't a religion. It just means you have no relogin.
15227,Atheism ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯,I thought that wasn't a religion. It just means you have no relogin.,I would hope people would be able to re-login to their account
15228,Religion,I think religion just causes too many problems ,"Yep i definitely agree, it seems too far fetched to me and the idea of an afterlife is too."
15229,I think religion just causes too many problems ,"Yep i definitely agree, it seems too far fetched to me and the idea of an afterlife is too.","Yup, what religion are you though?"
15230,I think religion just causes too many problems ,"Yep i definitely agree, it seems too far fetched to me and the idea of an afterlife is too.","But it's nice to believe in an afterlife, because it makes death seem interesting "
15231,What TV show should everyone at least give a try?,"I would have said @midnight, but they're cancelling soon",Jigga whuuuu? Just more The Wall then?
15232,"I would have said @midnight, but they're cancelling soon",Jigga whuuuu? Just more The Wall then?,He said something like he was satisfied with @midnight and it felt like the right time to quit.
15233,What TV show should everyone at least give a try?,No Tomorrow on netflix.  Just 13 episodes.  A fantastic one hour comedy.  ,It's sad that they cancelled it. It was such a great show. 
15234,No Tomorrow on netflix.  Just 13 episodes.  A fantastic one hour comedy.  ,It's sad that they cancelled it. It was such a great show. ,"I loved it, but it ended so well I'm glad that least it didn't run un8they ruined it."
15235,What TV show should everyone at least give a try?,Rick and Morty,SO GOOD. So happy with S.3 thus far. PICKLE RICK!
15236,Rick and Morty,SO GOOD. So happy with S.3 thus far. PICKLE RICK!,WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
15237,Rick and Morty,SO GOOD. So happy with S.3 thus far. PICKLE RICK!,Can't tell if trolling...
15238,SO GOOD. So happy with S.3 thus far. PICKLE RICK!,Can't tell if trolling...,I like Futurama as well. I just REALLY love me some R/M.
15239,What TV show should everyone at least give a try?,Game of Thrones. Have to watch at least the first season.,Can't wait for Sundays now! Rick and Morty AND GoT? YAS.
15240,Game of Thrones. Have to watch at least the first season.,Can't wait for Sundays now! Rick and Morty AND GoT? YAS.,Yepp! And then Preacher the next day.
15241,I Challenged My Comfort Zone Today!,Turning 25 today so I'm proud of myself for not dying :I,Wishing you the most wonderful Happy Birthday!
15242,Turning 25 today so I'm proud of myself for not dying :I,Wishing you the most wonderful Happy Birthday!,yayy thanks
15243,I Challenged My Comfort Zone Today!,"Wooo! That's more than I could hope to do, congrats!","I already regret it, but eh. C'est la vie I suppose. "
15244,"Wooo! That's more than I could hope to do, congrats!","I already regret it, but eh. C'est la vie I suppose. ","You'll forget about the regret in 10 years, but the confidence gained won't diminish. Chin up!"
15245,"I already regret it, but eh. C'est la vie I suppose. ","You'll forget about the regret in 10 years, but the confidence gained won't diminish. Chin up!","A kid actually hugged me after, so now I feel better, haha."
15246,"You'll forget about the regret in 10 years, but the confidence gained won't diminish. Chin up!","A kid actually hugged me after, so now I feel better, haha.","I'm probably nowhere near you right now, but if I was, I'd hug you, too.  &lt;3"
15247,"Wooo! That's more than I could hope to do, congrats!","I already regret it, but eh. C'est la vie I suppose. ",Why do you regret it? People clearly loved it and you're a stronger person for having done it!
15248,"I already regret it, but eh. C'est la vie I suppose. ",Why do you regret it? People clearly loved it and you're a stronger person for having done it!,"I just kind of... Crashed, I guess."
15249,I Challenged My Comfort Zone Today!,Awesome :D I used to make speeches while in church. You have a big heart!,"Aww, thank you."
15250,Awesome :D I used to make speeches while in church. You have a big heart!,"Aww, thank you.",ur welcome &lt;3
15251,I Challenged My Comfort Zone Today!,That's what I call rising to the challenge,(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
15252,That's what I call rising to the challenge,(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞,"(&gt;"")&gt;"
15253,(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞,"(&gt;"")&gt;",That looks like a huggy Jigglypuff.
15254,"(&gt;"")&gt;",That looks like a huggy Jigglypuff.,How do you know it's not a Jiggly Huggypuff?
15255,That looks like a huggy Jigglypuff.,How do you know it's not a Jiggly Huggypuff?,*pondering*
15256,How do you know it's not a Jiggly Huggypuff?,*pondering*,Take your time
15257,*pondering*,Take your time,Tick tock
15258,Take your time,Tick tock,The mouse went up the clock
15259,Tick tock,The mouse went up the clock,...Smock.
15260,The mouse went up the clock,...Smock.,Sock
15261,...Smock.,Sock,Stock
15262,Sock,Stock,Stork
15263,Stock,Stork,Fork
15264,Stork,Fork,Spoon
15265,Fork,Spoon,Knife
15266,Spoon,Knife,Knight
15267,Knife,Knight,Night
15268,Knight,Night,Day
15269,Night,Day,Dawn
15270,Day,Dawn,Dusk
15271,Dawn,Dusk,Tusk
15272,Dusk,Tusk,Tusken
15273,Tusk,Tusken,Taken
15274,Tusken,Taken,Neeson
15275,Taken,Neeson,Liam
15276,Neeson,Liam,Lithium
15277,Liam,Lithium,Battery
15278,Lithium,Battery,Power
15279,Battery,Power,Watt
15280,Power,Watt,Volt
15281,Watt,Volt,Bolt
15282,Volt,Bolt,Usain
15283,Bolt,Usain,Run
15284,Usain,Run,Ran
15285,Run,Ran,Fast
15286,Ran,Fast,Fasting
15287,Fast,Fasting,Starving.
15288,Fasting,Starving.,Dehydrated.
15289,Starving.,Dehydrated.,Dying
15290,Dehydrated.,Dying,Driving
15291,Dying,Driving,Diving
15292,Driving,Diving,Submarining
15293,Diving,Submarining,Torpedoing
15294,Submarining,Torpedoing,Missiling
15295,Torpedoing,Missiling,Monsooning.
15296,Missiling,Monsooning.,Raining
15297,Monsooning.,Raining,Drizzling
15298,Raining,Drizzling,Spraying
15299,Drizzling,Spraying,Spying
15300,Spraying,Spying,Bonding
15301,Spying,Bonding,Boomerang
15302,Bonding,Boomerang,Kangaroo
15303,Boomerang,Kangaroo,Aussie
15304,Kangaroo,Aussie,Kiwi
15305,Aussie,Kiwi,Lemon
15306,Kiwi,Lemon,Melon
15307,Lemon,Melon,Cantaloupe 
15308,Melon,Cantaloupe ,Fanta Loop
15309,Cantaloupe ,Fanta Loop,Fantastic
15310,Fanta Loop,Fantastic,Four
15311,Fantastic,Four,Superhero
15312,Four,Superhero,Superman
15313,Superhero,Superman,Spiderman
15314,Superman,Spiderman,Ironman
15315,Spiderman,Ironman,Batman
15316,Ironman,Batman,Bruce
15317,Batman,Bruce,Shark
15318,Bruce,Shark,Sharp
15319,Shark,Sharp,Pointy
15320,Sharp,Pointy,Arrow
15321,Pointy,Arrow,The Flash
15322,Arrow,The Flash,Thunder
15323,The Flash,Thunder,Lightning McQueen
15324,Thunder,Lightning McQueen,Racecar
15325,Lightning McQueen,Racecar,Zoomzoom
15326,Racecar,Zoomzoom,Speedspeed
15327,Zoomzoom,Speedspeed,Spookspook
15328,Speedspeed,Spookspook,ScaredyCat
15329,Spookspook,ScaredyCat,SatCat
15330,ScaredyCat,SatCat,Satellite
15331,SatCat,Satellite,Cecilia
15332,Satellite,Cecilia,Cecil Rhodes
15333,Cecilia,Cecil Rhodes,Sesame
15334,Cecil Rhodes,Sesame,Sunset
15335,Sesame,Sunset,SunRISE (:D)
15336,Sunset,SunRISE (:D),"I see what you did there

Solar Eclipse "
15337,SunRISE (:D),"I see what you did there

Solar Eclipse ",Lunar Eclipse
15338,"I see what you did there

Solar Eclipse ",Lunar Eclipse,Lunar Landing
15339,Lunar Eclipse,Lunar Landing,Fake (&gt;.&gt;)
15340,Lunar Landing,Fake (&gt;.&gt;),Nine Eleven
15341,Fake (&gt;.&gt;),Nine Eleven,Jet Fuel
15342,Nine Eleven,Jet Fuel,Steal Beans
15343,Jet Fuel,Steal Beans,Cool Beans
15344,Steal Beans,Cool Beans,Spill Beans
15345,Cool Beans,Spill Beans,Soybean!
15346,Spill Beans,Soybean!,Kidney Bean
15347,Soybean!,Kidney Bean,Kidney Harvester
15348,Kidney Bean,Kidney Harvester,Organ Transplant
15349,Kidney Harvester,Organ Transplant,Organ Thief
15350,Organ Transplant,Organ Thief,Piano Taker
15351,Organ Thief,Piano Taker,UNDERTAKER
15352,Piano Taker,UNDERTAKER,Underwater
15353,UNDERTAKER,Underwater,Bikini Bottom
15354,Underwater,Bikini Bottom,Bikini Top
15355,Bikini Bottom,Bikini Top,One piece.
15356,Bikini Top,One piece.,Two pieces
15357,One piece.,Two pieces,Red piece.
15358,Two pieces,Red piece.,Blue Peace
15359,Red piece.,Blue Peace,Peace Piece
15360,Blue Peace,Peace Piece,Peas Peace
15361,Peace Piece,Peas Peace,Split pea soup.
15362,Peas Peace,Split pea soup.,Banana split
15363,Split pea soup.,Banana split,Hot Fudge Sundae
15364,Banana split,Hot Fudge Sundae,Caramel Apple
15365,Hot Fudge Sundae,Caramel Apple,Chocolate Strawberry
15366,Caramel Apple,Chocolate Strawberry,Vanilla Ice Cream
15367,Chocolate Strawberry,Vanilla Ice Cream,Chocolate Ice Cream
15368,Vanilla Ice Cream,Chocolate Ice Cream,Chocolate Mousse
15369,Chocolate Ice Cream,Chocolate Mousse,Chocolate Lava Cake
15370,Chocolate Mousse,Chocolate Lava Cake,Chocolate chocolate
15371,Chocolate Lava Cake,Chocolate chocolate,White chocolate
15372,Chocolate chocolate,White chocolate,Milk Chocolate
15373,White chocolate,Milk Chocolate,Dark Chocolate
15374,Milk Chocolate,Dark Chocolate,Dark Roast
15375,Dark Chocolate,Dark Roast,Breakfast Blend
15376,Dark Roast,Breakfast Blend,Quaker Oats
15377,Breakfast Blend,Quaker Oats,Oatmeal.
15378,Quaker Oats,Oatmeal.,Goat Meal
15379,Oatmeal.,Goat Meal,Goat Mail
15380,Goat Meal,Goat Mail,Snail Mail
15381,Goat Mail,Snail Mail,Snail Trail
15382,Snail Mail,Snail Trail,Slimy Trail
15383,Snail Trail,Slimy Trail,Gary Slime
15384,Slimy Trail,Gary Slime,Gary Takes a Bath
15385,Gary Slime,Gary Takes a Bath,Gary Bork
15386,Gary Takes a Bath,Gary Bork,Bork Bork
15387,Gary Bork,Bork Bork,Corgi Bork
15388,Bork Bork,Corgi Bork,Shiba Inu
15389,Corgi Bork,Shiba Inu,Bichon Frise
15390,Shiba Inu,Bichon Frise,Bison Fries
15391,Bichon Frise,Bison Fries,Poutine Fries
15392,Bison Fries,Poutine Fries,Chili Fries
15393,Poutine Fries,Chili Fries,Chili's Babyback Ribs
15394,Chili Fries,Chili's Babyback Ribs,Chile Ribosomes
15395,Chili's Babyback Ribs,Chile Ribosomes,Mitochondria
15396,Chile Ribosomes,Mitochondria,Power Cell
15397,Mitochondria,Power Cell,Powerhouse
15398,Power Cell,Powerhouse,Electric Substation
15399,Powerhouse,Electric Substation,Electric Avenue
15400,Electric Substation,Electric Avenue,Tesla Roadster
15401,Electric Avenue,Tesla Roadster,Prius
15402,Tesla Roadster,Prius,Mustang
15403,Prius,Mustang,PONY!
15404,Mustang,PONY!,Tail
15405,PONY!,Tail,Mane
15406,Tail,Mane,Main
15407,Mane,Main,Rain
15408,Main,Rain,Wet
15409,Rain,Wet,Dry
15410,Wet,Dry,Desert
15411,Dry,Desert,Dessert
15412,Desert,Dessert,Cake
15413,Dessert,Cake,Yum
15414,Cake,Yum,Pie
15415,Yum,Pie,Tart
15416,Pie,Tart,Pop
15417,Tart,Pop,Soda
15418,Pop,Soda,Coke
15419,Soda,Coke,Dr. Pepper
15420,Coke,Dr. Pepper,Pineapple Soda
15421,Dr. Pepper,Pineapple Soda,FANTA(STIC)
15422,Pineapple Soda,FANTA(STIC),Asstic
15423,FANTA(STIC),Asstic,Autistic
15424,Asstic,Autistic,Vaccine
15425,Autistic,Vaccine,Cure
15426,Vaccine,Cure,Curie
15427,Cure,Curie,Carrie
15428,Curie,Carrie,Carry
15429,Carrie,Carry,Heavy
15430,Carry,Heavy,Light
15431,Heavy,Light,Dark
15432,Light,Dark,Sith
15433,Dark,Sith,Vader
15434,Sith,Vader,Palpatine
15435,Vader,Palpatine,Pulp
15436,Palpatine,Pulp,Paper
15437,Pulp,Paper,Pauper
15438,Paper,Pauper,Pom Pom
15439,Pauper,Pom Pom,Pomeranian 
15440,Pom Pom,Pomeranian ,Pomegranate
15441,Pomeranian ,Pomegranate,Passionfruit
15442,Pomegranate,Passionfruit,Pseudo-pineapple
15443,Passionfruit,Pseudo-pineapple,Pineapple Pizza
15444,Pseudo-pineapple,Pineapple Pizza,Pizza Calzone
15445,Pineapple Pizza,Pizza Calzone,Ben Wyatt
15446,Pizza Calzone,Ben Wyatt,Ben Franklin
15447,Ben Wyatt,Ben Franklin,Electricity
15448,Ben Franklin,Electricity,Magnetism
15449,Electricity,Magnetism,Magneto
15450,Magnetism,Magneto,Spark
15451,Magneto,Spark,Flicker
15452,Spark,Flicker,Fire
15453,Flicker,Fire,Water
15454,Fire,Water,Earth
15455,Water,Earth,Planet
15456,Earth,Planet,Moon
15457,Planet,Moon,Crescent
15458,Moon,Crescent,Penumbra
15459,Crescent,Penumbra,Black Plague
15460,Penumbra,Black Plague,Yellow Fever
15461,Black Plague,Yellow Fever,Scarlet Fever
15462,Yellow Fever,Scarlet Fever,Oregon Trail Dystentry 
15463,Scarlet Fever,Oregon Trail Dystentry ,Willamette Valley
15464,Oregon Trail Dystentry ,Willamette Valley,Silicon Valley
15465,Willamette Valley,Silicon Valley,Silicon boobs
15466,Silicon Valley,Silicon boobs,Plastic Six Pack
15467,Silicon boobs,Plastic Six Pack,Butt Implants
15468,Plastic Six Pack,Butt Implants,Arm Liposuction
15469,Butt Implants,Arm Liposuction,Tongue Tuck
15470,Arm Liposuction,Tongue Tuck,Back Botox
15471,Tongue Tuck,Back Botox,Leg Enhancers
15472,Back Botox,Leg Enhancers,Finger Benefits
15473,Leg Enhancers,Finger Benefits,Fingers With Benefits
15474,Finger Benefits,Fingers With Benefits,Fingers with Gloves
15475,Fingers With Benefits,Fingers with Gloves,Glove Love
15476,Fingers with Gloves,Glove Love,Glove World
15477,Glove Love,Glove World,Glove Land
15478,Glove World,Glove Land,Rock Bottom
15479,Glove Land,Rock Bottom,Bell Bottom
15480,Rock Bottom,Bell Bottom,Bell X1
15481,Bell Bottom,Bell X1,Bella.
15482,Bell X1,Bella.,Bella Ciao
15483,Bella.,Bella Ciao,Lady and the Tramp
15484,Bella Ciao,Lady and the Tramp,Beauty and the Beast
15485,Lady and the Tramp,Beauty and the Beast,Mrs. Potts
15486,Beauty and the Beast,Mrs. Potts,Mrs. Doubtfire
15487,Mrs. Potts,Mrs. Doubtfire,Rocky Horror
15488,Mrs. Doubtfire,Rocky Horror,Rocky IV
15489,Rocky Horror,Rocky IV,Balboa
15490,Rocky IV,Balboa,Bilbo Baggins
15491,Balboa,Bilbo Baggins,Wizard
15492,Bilbo Baggins,Wizard,Hagrid
15493,Wizard,Hagrid,Dumbledore 
15494,Hagrid,Dumbledore ,Voldemort
15495,Dumbledore ,Voldemort,Slytherin
15496,Voldemort,Slytherin,Snake
15497,Slytherin,Snake,Snek
15498,Snake,Snek,Shrek
15499,Snek,Shrek,Shark
15500,Shrek,Shark,Hammerhead
15501,Shark,Hammerhead,Nail
15502,Hammerhead,Nail,Neil
15503,Nail,Neil,Degrasse Tyson
15504,Neil,Degrasse Tyson,Carl Sagan
15505,Degrasse Tyson,Carl Sagan,Bill Nye
15506,Carl Sagan,Bill Nye,Science Guy
15507,Bill Nye,Science Guy,BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
15508,Science Guy,BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!,Inertia is property of matter
15509,BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!,Inertia is property of matter,An object in motion will stay in motion unless acted upon by an outside force.
15510,Inertia is property of matter,An object in motion will stay in motion unless acted upon by an outside force.,F=ma
15511,An object in motion will stay in motion unless acted upon by an outside force.,F=ma,e=mc^2
15512,F=ma,e=mc^2,i &lt; 3u
15513,e=mc^2,i &lt; 3u,i before e except after c
15514,i &lt; 3u,i before e except after c,Science
15515,i before e except after c,Science,cicadas
15516,Science,cicadas,Beetles
15517,cicadas,Beetles,Beatles
15518,Beetles,Beatles,Byrds
15519,Beatles,Byrds,Randis
15520,Byrds,Randis,Bandit
15521,Randis,Bandit,Trash Panda
15522,Bandit,Trash Panda,Trash master
15523,Trash Panda,Trash master,Garbage guru
15524,Trash master,Garbage guru,Dump Squad
15525,Garbage guru,Dump Squad,Dumb Squid
15526,Dump Squad,Dumb Squid,Squid Word
15527,Dumb Squid,Squid Word,Squid Ward
15528,Squid Word,Squid Ward,Tent Poles
15529,Squid Ward,Tent Poles,Tennis Balls
15530,Tent Poles,Tennis Balls,Snellie
15531,Tennis Balls,Snellie,Gary
15532,Snellie,Gary,Johnson
15533,Gary,Johnson,Walter
15534,Johnson,Walter,White
15535,Walter,White,Puppy
15536,White,Puppy,Kitty
15537,Puppy,Kitty,Meow
15538,Kitty,Meow,Meow Ze Dong
15539,Meow,Meow Ze Dong,Mewtwo
15540,Meow Ze Dong,Mewtwo,Meowth
15541,Mewtwo,Meowth,Mouth
15542,Meowth,Mouth,Lip
15543,Mouth,Lip,Lipid
15544,Lip,Lipid,Double Tail
15545,Lipid,Double Tail,Red Trail
15546,Double Tail,Red Trail,Chemtrail
15547,Red Trail,Chemtrail,Chemical
15548,Chemtrail,Chemical,Biological
15549,Chemical,Biological,Physical
15550,Biological,Physical,Mathematical
15551,Physical,Mathematical,Algebraical 
15552,Mathematical,Algebraical ,Differential
15553,Algebraical ,Differential,Integral
15554,Differential,Integral,Multivariable
15555,Integral,Multivariable,Sleepy
15556,Multivariable,Sleepy,Dreamy
15557,Sleepy,Dreamy,Drawy
15558,Dreamy,Drawy,Writey
15559,Drawy,Writey,Wiggly
15560,Writey,Wiggly,Jello
15561,Wiggly,Jello,Jiggle
15562,Jello,Jiggle,Jimmy
15563,Jiggle,Jimmy,Jimmies
15564,Jimmy,Jimmies,Rustle
15565,Jimmies,Rustle,Hustle
15566,Rustle,Hustle,Muscle
15567,Hustle,Muscle,Mucus
15568,Muscle,Mucus,Phlegm
15569,Mucus,Phlegm,Phish
15570,Phlegm,Phish,Fish
15571,Phish,Fish,Phish Food
15572,Fish,Phish Food,Fish Phood
15573,Phish Food,Fish Phood,Phish Phood
15574,Fish Phood,Phish Phood,"ghoti = fish

(gh from tough = ""f"")
(o from women = ""i"")
(ti from nation = ""sh"")"
15575,I Challenged My Comfort Zone Today!,This should have a lot more upvotes! This is awesome (:,"Aww, thank you. :)

I like your username by the way."
15576,This should have a lot more upvotes! This is awesome (:,"Aww, thank you. :)

I like your username by the way.",Thank you (:
15577,What TV shows have you binged on lately,Rick and Morty! ,This weeks episode was funny but not as good as Rickshank Rickdemption
15578,Rick and Morty! ,This weeks episode was funny but not as good as Rickshank Rickdemption,Still finishing season 2 :s
15579,I don't like bohemian rhapsody,I agree.  I'm not much of a Queen fan either.  ,"I like most of Queen's music, just not this. "
15580,I agree.  I'm not much of a Queen fan either.  ,"I like most of Queen's music, just not this. ","What don't you like about it?  

"
15581,I don't like bohemian rhapsody,"Booo, shun the non believer!

Jk everyone can have their opinion.",Oh my god I read it in his voice. I forgot about that video.
15582,"Booo, shun the non believer!

Jk everyone can have their opinion.",Oh my god I read it in his voice. I forgot about that video.,"In ""his"" voice. Why does that sound so ominous? Also, what video?"
15583,I don't like bohemian rhapsody,Does this count the cover of the song done by Panic! at the Disco too?,Yeah just don't like the song in general
15584,Does this count the cover of the song done by Panic! at the Disco too?,Yeah just don't like the song in general,Okay and thanks for answering.
15585,I don't like bohemian rhapsody,It's a weird song but I like it,Same
15586,It's a weird song but I like it,Same,Now you're stalking me...
15587,Same,Now you're stalking me...,Just returning the favor. 😁
15588,Now you're stalking me...,Just returning the favor. 😁,Lol
15589,What is your dream in life?,Not sure but my current goal is to get a college degree.,What are you studying? 
15590,Not sure but my current goal is to get a college degree.,What are you studying? ,History.
15591,What are you studying? ,History.,What do you plan on doing with your degree afterwards?
15592,History.,What do you plan on doing with your degree afterwards?,Either working or going for a higher degree or maybe even get my teacher's credential. 
15593,What do you plan on doing with your degree afterwards?,Either working or going for a higher degree or maybe even get my teacher's credential. ,The world needs more great History teachers! 
15594,Either working or going for a higher degree or maybe even get my teacher's credential. ,The world needs more great History teachers! ,Thank you.
15595,What is your dream in life?,"Just to get married some day and maybe have a kid or two, alas it's only a dream!",why only a dream?
15596,"Just to get married some day and maybe have a kid or two, alas it's only a dream!",why only a dream?,I'm not the kind of guy women like lol
15597,why only a dream?,I'm not the kind of guy women like lol,"well, why do you feel that way?"
15598,Favorite movie of 2017 so far?,the emoj...,"stop right there, son. "
15599,the emoj...,"stop right there, son. ",i want to apologise 
15600,"stop right there, son. ",i want to apologise ,"you're forgiven, my good sir. "
15601,i want to apologise ,"you're forgiven, my good sir. ","while i'm here, Dunkirk"
15602,"you're forgiven, my good sir. ","while i'm here, Dunkirk",Dunkirk was an amazing film! I had a great experience in IMAX. Might see it again.
15603,"while i'm here, Dunkirk",Dunkirk was an amazing film! I had a great experience in IMAX. Might see it again.,i'm definitely going to. i love rewatcing movies for some reason 
15604,Let's play the question game!,Are you a woman?,No.
15605,Are you a woman?,No.,🏳️‍🌈
15606,Let's play the question game!,How old are you? ,14.
15607,How old are you? ,14.,Well that took a turn..
15608,Let's play the question game!,What do you think was the worst event in human history?,What was the first question?
15609,What do you think was the worst event in human history?,What was the first question?,"""What would you say was the worst event in human history?"""
15610,Let's play the question game!,What is the nicest thing you have done for someone?,Saved their life.
15611,What is the nicest thing you have done for someone?,Saved their life.,-_- I thought I played the game well. 
15612,Saved their life.,-_- I thought I played the game well. ,You did. Don't worry about it.
15613,Let's play the question game!,who was the most evil person in history in your opinion,The first person to ever murder another person intentionally.
15614,who was the most evil person in history in your opinion,The first person to ever murder another person intentionally.,"That'd be Cain, if you're able"
15615,The first person to ever murder another person intentionally.,"That'd be Cain, if you're able","&gt;If you're Abel

FTFY"
15616,"That'd be Cain, if you're able","&gt;If you're Abel

FTFY",(*psst... that's the pun*)
15617,Let's play the question game!,How do you pet all of the dogs? ,"Softly and gently, around the neck area."
15618,How do you pet all of the dogs? ,"Softly and gently, around the neck area.",Unexpectedly wholesome :) 
15619,"Softly and gently, around the neck area.",Unexpectedly wholesome :) ,Oh wait the question wasn't even edited yet 
15620,Let's play the question game!,What's the most disgusting thing you could call a vagina?,The female penis.
15621,What's the most disgusting thing you could call a vagina?,The female penis.,What was the question this was originally an answer to?
15622,The female penis.,What was the question this was originally an answer to?,"""What is the worst name you could call a vagina?"""
15623,What was the question this was originally an answer to?,"""What is the worst name you could call a vagina?""",Honestly I was expecting a much worse nickname haha
15624,Let's play the question game!,What's your favorite movie?,Back to the Future.
15625,What's your favorite movie?,Back to the Future.,What movie do you passionately believe happened in real life?
15626,Let's play the question game!,What is the name of the cabinet that you use to store documents in the office? ,The file cabinet.
15627,What is the name of the cabinet that you use to store documents in the office? ,The file cabinet.,Oh...oh god.
15628,The file cabinet.,Oh...oh god.,Poor butt
15629,The file cabinet.,Oh...oh god.,"Ha ha, this time I get to find you in a random post!"
15630,Oh...oh god.,"Ha ha, this time I get to find you in a random post!",y tho
15631,Let's play the question game!,If you saw a human sized spider would you kill it or runaway,Run away.
15632,If you saw a human sized spider would you kill it or runaway,Run away.,hold on a second... the question wasn't even edited
15633,Run away.,hold on a second... the question wasn't even edited,Damn
15634,Run away.,hold on a second... the question wasn't even edited,"LOL, good eye."
15635,Run away.,hold on a second... the question wasn't even edited,It might be a edit with one minute of posting. Reddit doesn't count those. 
15636,Let's play the question game!,What country would you most like to visit?,France.
15637,What country would you most like to visit?,France.,My ninja edit makes this 10% better
15638,France.,My ninja edit makes this 10% better,lol ikr
15639,France.,My ninja edit makes this 10% better,How do you ninja edit?
15640,Let's play the question game!,What would you do if you noticed that the plug popped out of the wall?,Put it back in.
15641,What would you do if you noticed that the plug popped out of the wall?,Put it back in.,Even I feel bad now.
15642,Put it back in.,Even I feel bad now.,What was the original question?
15643,Let's play the question game!,Does 2 + 2 = 5 ?,"Sure, why not?"
15644,Does 2 + 2 = 5 ?,"Sure, why not?",Fucking Lannisters
15645,"Sure, why not?",Fucking Lannisters,The Lannisters send their regards 
15646,Let's play the question game!,What was your first childhood pet?,I never had pets.
15647,What was your first childhood pet?,I never had pets.,"I got nothing for that one, sorry."
15648,I never had pets.,"I got nothing for that one, sorry.",You tried. :(
15649,I never had pets.,"I got nothing for that one, sorry.",Why did you kill that blind man's seeing eye dog?
15650,"I got nothing for that one, sorry.",Why did you kill that blind man's seeing eye dog?,That's a good one! Something about murdering another's pet out of jealousy.
15651,I never had pets.,"I got nothing for that one, sorry.",What was the worst result from the several murders you committed in the boys home? 
15652,Let's play the question game!,What's your favorite candy?,Peppermints.
15653,What's your favorite candy?,Peppermints.,I assume you're not very successful 
15654,Peppermints.,I assume you're not very successful ,#justpedoproblems
15655,Peppermints.,I assume you're not very successful ,"Yeah, seriously. Peppermints? Is he trying to lure old people?"
15656,Let's play the question game!,Where do most dogs like getting scratched?,Probably in the neck.
15657,Where do most dogs like getting scratched?,Probably in the neck.,"""probably"""
15658,Probably in the neck.,"""probably""",Do you miss eating pineapples? Or do you dislike them anyway? 
15659,Let's play the question game!,Who is your most favorite person in the world?,My parents.
15660,Who is your most favorite person in the world?,My parents.,Aww.
15661,Let's play the question game!,When was the last time you took a shit?,Ten minutes ago.
15662,When was the last time you took a shit?,Ten minutes ago.,What are you doing on Reddit? You've got some cleaning to do!
15663,Let's play the question game!,Favourite song by a rock band?,Don't really listen to rock.
15664,Favourite song by a rock band?,Don't really listen to rock.,"Whoops, wasn't prepared for that answer :o

Feel free to help me, anyone!"
15665,Don't really listen to rock.,"Whoops, wasn't prepared for that answer :o

Feel free to help me, anyone!",What would you say to Dwyane Johnson when he tells you to pay attention?
15666,"Whoops, wasn't prepared for that answer :o

Feel free to help me, anyone!",What would you say to Dwyane Johnson when he tells you to pay attention?,"Haha thanks man, definitely better than nothing :)"
15667,Let's play the question game!,Xbox or PlayStation? ,Xbox.
15668,Xbox or PlayStation? ,Xbox.,Good choice
15669,Let's play the question game!,"If you could kill someone, how would you do it?",With a pistol.
15670,"If you could kill someone, how would you do it?",With a pistol.,'Murica!
15671,"If you could kill someone, how would you do it?",With a pistol.,[deleted]
15672,Let's play the question game!,what kind of chips do you think would be best with salsa?,Tortilla chips.
15673,what kind of chips do you think would be best with salsa?,Tortilla chips.,OMG you are sick
15674,what kind of chips do you think would be best with salsa?,Tortilla chips.,Great guac substitute!
15675,I really eat a lot of food.,Food is amazing. My favorite hobby is writing.,what do you write?
15676,Food is amazing. My favorite hobby is writing.,what do you write?,Fiction. Neo-noir style espionage. 
15677,Will argue about anything with you,I can't think of anything worse than just going to beach all day every day while on holiday.,"exactly , it gets boring after 2 days of constant beach.  
what are you up to ?"
15678,I can't think of anything worse than just going to beach all day every day while on holiday.,"exactly , it gets boring after 2 days of constant beach.  
what are you up to ?","Just listening to music and browsing reddit, the usual monday night"
15679,"exactly , it gets boring after 2 days of constant beach.  
what are you up to ?","Just listening to music and browsing reddit, the usual monday night",What kind of music do you listen to ?
15680,"Just listening to music and browsing reddit, the usual monday night",What kind of music do you listen to ?,"I'll give anything a listen, currently ""AM"" album by the Arctic Monkeys"
15681,Will argue about anything with you,Germany is the most awesome country to live in,the only good thing u guys have are german cod4 servers
15682,Germany is the most awesome country to live in,the only good thing u guys have are german cod4 servers,You obviously haven't played Mario Kart online in Germany
15683,Will argue about anything with you,Stick shifts are better than automanuals. ,well true but have you tried staying in traffic 3 hours with a stick shift ? 
15684,Stick shifts are better than automanuals. ,well true but have you tried staying in traffic 3 hours with a stick shift ? ,Yes and it's not difficult at all.
15685,"I'm starving, so tell me","I'm making a walls protocol hash. Nothing fancy, just meat and veggies! ",Sometimes simple is better. 
15686,"I'm making a walls protocol hash. Nothing fancy, just meat and veggies! ",Sometimes simple is better. ,"The older I get, the more I find that to be the case."
15687,Sometimes simple is better. ,"The older I get, the more I find that to be the case.",I had applesauce the other day. I haven't had it since I was a kid and it was so good. 
15688,What are you looking forward to this week?,I'm seeing Snarky Puppy on friday!,What's that?
15689,I'm seeing Snarky Puppy on friday!,What's that?,It's a band
15690,Let's play a question game (make me look bad!),How much do you make an hour?,"$0, but if you had asked me in 2014, I would have said $11.50."
15691,How much do you make an hour?,"$0, but if you had asked me in 2014, I would have said $11.50.",Didn't realise age mattered that much...
15692,"$0, but if you had asked me in 2014, I would have said $11.50.",Didn't realise age mattered that much...,"Okay, that was a really good one, you had me laughing my ass off. Thank you!"
15693,Let's play a question game (make me look bad!),How would you describe your personality?,"Cute and fiercely loyal, but aggressive and unforgiving."
15694,How would you describe your personality?,"Cute and fiercely loyal, but aggressive and unforgiving.","Honestly, I hadn't gone through your posts. Wild coincidence. RIP Jeffrey."
15695,Let's play a question game (make me look bad!),What's something you love about the opposite sex? ( same if you're gay),"Versatility. You can put a cock in them, and also, put their cock in you. 10/10. "
15696,What's something you love about the opposite sex? ( same if you're gay),"Versatility. You can put a cock in them, and also, put their cock in you. 10/10. ",ಠ_ಠ
15697,Let's play a question game (make me look bad!),Can you list your favorite foods?,"Malt shakes, Shepherd's pie, macaroni and cheese, beef jerky, and ice cream."
15698,Can you list your favorite foods?,"Malt shakes, Shepherd's pie, macaroni and cheese, beef jerky, and ice cream.","You and me both, buddy."
15699,Let's play a question game (make me look bad!),Would you recommend having sex?,Yes.
15700,Would you recommend having sex?,Yes.,🤔
15701,Let's play a question game (make me look bad!),What's your favorite color?,"Blue, though blue+pink work very nice together."
15702,What's your favorite color?,"Blue, though blue+pink work very nice together.",Erm...I think you're buying your food from the wrong place...
15703,My country is headed to rockbottom,"Heard about it, it's fucked up.","OutofTheLoop

Whats happening?

"
15704,"Heard about it, it's fucked up.","OutofTheLoop

Whats happening?

",Socialism 
15705,"OutofTheLoop

Whats happening?

",Socialism ,"Careful, Reddit doesn't take kind to different opinions "
15706,Socialism ,"Careful, Reddit doesn't take kind to different opinions ",Trump is a rapist 
15707,"OutofTheLoop

Whats happening?

",Socialism ,"NUH UH, IT'S NOT REAL SOCIALISM!!! /s"
15708,"Heard about it, it's fucked up.","OutofTheLoop

Whats happening?

",Riots and protests since like 3 years ago or so. Heavily escalated this year
15709,"Heard about it, it's fucked up.","OutofTheLoop

Whats happening?

",Communism.
15710,"OutofTheLoop

Whats happening?

",Communism.,That's fucked up.
15711,Communism.,That's fucked up.,"I know, communism really sucks."
15712,Hey! Cant sleep who else is in the same boat?, Watching rick and morty. Ever heard of?,It's literally my favorite show! What episode/season are you on?
15713, Watching rick and morty. Ever heard of?,It's literally my favorite show! What episode/season are you on?,3S 2ep man. And ya?
15714,It's literally my favorite show! What episode/season are you on?,3S 2ep man. And ya?,Wait has ep2 come out?? 
15715,Hey! Cant sleep who else is in the same boat?,"Night owl here, currently not working so I'm just binged watching all of friends","Lol, I'm a night owl at this point as well. Have you tried the office?"
15716,"Night owl here, currently not working so I'm just binged watching all of friends","Lol, I'm a night owl at this point as well. Have you tried the office?", Finished it already I really liked it :p any got any recommendations after I finish friends?
15717,"Lol, I'm a night owl at this point as well. Have you tried the office?", Finished it already I really liked it :p any got any recommendations after I finish friends?,"hmmmm, Rick and Morty definitely. It's nothing like The Office or Friends but its amazing."
15718,Hey! Cant sleep who else is in the same boat?,"I also can't sleep, haha, it's three in the morning.",4:30 for me!
15719,"I also can't sleep, haha, it's three in the morning.",4:30 for me!,1:50 for me xD
15720,Describe Yourself In Five Words or Less and I'll try to figure out who you are.,"PCmasterrace, fifteen, Male, Meme Addict","Your description: ""Kill it with fire!"""
15721,"PCmasterrace, fifteen, Male, Meme Addict","Your description: ""Kill it with fire!""",:(
15722,So what's your favorite number?,3,"3 reminds me of triangles, which is awesome because triangles are the best shape."
15723,3,"3 reminds me of triangles, which is awesome because triangles are the best shape.",":O Yeah, that is one of the reasons I like it. "
15724,So what's your favorite number?,93,"And why is that? It's kind of far from the 0.

 What is your story?"
15725,93,"And why is that? It's kind of far from the 0.

 What is your story?","Honestly, I have no clue. It just is. There is literally no story behind it."
15726,So what's your favorite number?,4,And why is that?
15727,4,And why is that?,Don't know. It just appeals to me. I like most numbers in the 40s too.
15728,And why is that?,Don't know. It just appeals to me. I like most numbers in the 40s too.,"Well your comment was written 39 seconds ago, what do you have to declare?"
15729,Don't know. It just appeals to me. I like most numbers in the 40s too.,"Well your comment was written 39 seconds ago, what do you have to declare?",I declare challenging people to be more kind and have a heart for others!
15730,"Well your comment was written 39 seconds ago, what do you have to declare?",I declare challenging people to be more kind and have a heart for others!,"My heart was stolen by a flying bird, may I ask you what can I do in this situation?"
15731,"If you could immediately put 1,000 hours into any skill, which would it be and why?","Reading ethical philosophy, so I could be a better person.",Ethics is different from morals...
15732,"Reading ethical philosophy, so I could be a better person.",Ethics is different from morals...,What would you say is the difference?
15733,Ethics is different from morals...,What would you say is the difference?,Morals are supposed to be your own construction. 
15734,"If you could immediately put 1,000 hours into any skill, which would it be and why?",Calculus.  Just because yes.,Sweet! Up to where in Calculus? Multi variable or differential equations or something else?
15735,Calculus.  Just because yes.,Sweet! Up to where in Calculus? Multi variable or differential equations or something else?,Up to where I could miss most classes. 
15736,Sweet! Up to where in Calculus? Multi variable or differential equations or something else?,Up to where I could miss most classes. ,Lmao. Just make sure that your professor doesn't grade on attendance
15737,Up to where I could miss most classes. ,Lmao. Just make sure that your professor doesn't grade on attendance,Gonna make sure he forgets me. 
15738,What are you doing to improve yourself?,Try to get a job. Being serious about it and planning to move out and stuff.,"Good luck, friend. I do not look forward to that day. Are you looking for anything specific?"
15739,Try to get a job. Being serious about it and planning to move out and stuff.,"Good luck, friend. I do not look forward to that day. Are you looking for anything specific?",Job wise? Just jobs that are flexible with my school schedule. 
15740,What are you doing to improve yourself?,What's the point in going to the gym,I use the weights to work out. I find it more enjoyable than some other exercises.
15741,What's the point in going to the gym,I use the weights to work out. I find it more enjoyable than some other exercises.,What's the point of working out
15742,"I'm 18 but still looks about 15, or 16.","It sucks now, but you'll love it when you're in your mid 20s and look 21!",It don't suck I got used to it. But at first I was confused.
15743,"It sucks now, but you'll love it when you're in your mid 20s and look 21!",It don't suck I got used to it. But at first I was confused.,Were you petrified?
15744,It don't suck I got used to it. But at first I was confused.,Were you petrified?,"I less than 3 you.
"
15745,It don't suck I got used to it. But at first I was confused.,Were you petrified?,Just thinking...
15746,"I'm 18 but still looks about 15, or 16.","It sucks now, but you'll love it when you're in your mid 20s and look 21!",That's me! 28 but people think I'm 21
15747,"It sucks now, but you'll love it when you're in your mid 20s and look 21!",That's me! 28 but people think I'm 21,"I'm 35, still get carded. Realistically people say I look 25-28. God bless SPF 50"
15748,That's me! 28 but people think I'm 21,"I'm 35, still get carded. Realistically people say I look 25-28. God bless SPF 50",I was never carded until in my 30's. That was strange!
15749,"I'm 35, still get carded. Realistically people say I look 25-28. God bless SPF 50",I was never carded until in my 30's. That was strange!,Are you Benjamin Button?
15750,I was never carded until in my 30's. That was strange!,Are you Benjamin Button?,Lol! No. I look my age now. I thought they were crazy.
15751,That's me! 28 but people think I'm 21,"I'm 35, still get carded. Realistically people say I look 25-28. God bless SPF 50","&gt; SPF 50

what is SPF?"
15752,"I'm 35, still get carded. Realistically people say I look 25-28. God bless SPF 50","&gt; SPF 50

what is SPF?",Sunscreen 
15753,"I'm 18 but still looks about 15, or 16.","It sucks now, but you'll love it when you're in your mid 20s and look 21!","Same here, I'm 26 and everyone seems to think I'm about 20."
15754,"It sucks now, but you'll love it when you're in your mid 20s and look 21!","Same here, I'm 26 and everyone seems to think I'm about 20.","You're so sensible you look like tables.

I hope you have a nice day!"
15755,"I'm 18 but still looks about 15, or 16.","At 15, I had college students asking me what college I went to.",Looking older might be worse.
15756,"At 15, I had college students asking me what college I went to.",Looking older might be worse.,You don't say.
15757,"I'm 18 but still looks about 15, or 16.","Bro I'm **30** and, after a fresh shave, people think I'm a teenager.

Not complaining tbh.",My friend suffers a serious case of babyface when he shaves too. It's hilarious.
15758,"Bro I'm **30** and, after a fresh shave, people think I'm a teenager.

Not complaining tbh.",My friend suffers a serious case of babyface when he shaves too. It's hilarious.,Imagine what he felt.
15759,"I'm 18 but still looks about 15, or 16.",There's no way anyone over 25 can tell the difference between a 15-18 year old. ,Bus drivers need to be able in the UKto because the cut off point for a child's ticket is 16
15760,There's no way anyone over 25 can tell the difference between a 15-18 year old. ,Bus drivers need to be able in the UKto because the cut off point for a child's ticket is 16,Good luck with that. 
15761,"I'm 18 but still looks about 15, or 16.",I'm 25 and still look 16...,You hate it?
15762,I'm 25 and still look 16...,You hate it?,Yup.
15763,Currently overdosed with caffeine and bored,Already discovered the ultimate truth of life?,If I was gonna drink that 10th can I would. For now I can only see sounds. 
15764,Already discovered the ultimate truth of life?,If I was gonna drink that 10th can I would. For now I can only see sounds. ,I see.
15765,If I was gonna drink that 10th can I would. For now I can only see sounds. ,I see.,Yep. 10 is the meaning of life. 
15766,I see.,Yep. 10 is the meaning of life. ,I think I've surpassed that. I've became god.
15767,Yep. 10 is the meaning of life. ,I think I've surpassed that. I've became god.,And how many Red Bull does it take to become a god? 
15768,I think I've surpassed that. I've became god.,And how many Red Bull does it take to become a god? ,I don't know about redbull. But after 15 cups of coffee you see life as an easy puzzle. 
15769,And how many Red Bull does it take to become a god? ,I don't know about redbull. But after 15 cups of coffee you see life as an easy puzzle. ,That's dope though with that much power I can't fathom to control it. 
15770,I don't know about redbull. But after 15 cups of coffee you see life as an easy puzzle. ,That's dope though with that much power I can't fathom to control it. ,You gotta be careful with such substances. 
15771,That's dope though with that much power I can't fathom to control it. ,You gotta be careful with such substances. ,Yeah I've learned that the hard way lol. 
15772,Currently overdosed with caffeine and bored,"Well, it's been an hour. You all right? ",So far so good lol. 
15773,"Well, it's been an hour. You all right? ",So far so good lol. ,Good! Be careful. Drink a lot of water. Eating something might help. 
15774,So far so good lol. ,Good! Be careful. Drink a lot of water. Eating something might help. ,Thanks! I did drink lots of water though I am in no mood to eat lol. 
15775,"Listening to music, what are some of your favorite bands?","How about TV on the Radio, or The Heavy, Interpol, Kasabian...?",Interpol is just amazing! What would you consider one of your favorite songs?
15776,"How about TV on the Radio, or The Heavy, Interpol, Kasabian...?",Interpol is just amazing! What would you consider one of your favorite songs?,I'm torn between Obstacle 1 and The Heinrich Maneuver forn my #1. How about you?
15777,Interpol is just amazing! What would you consider one of your favorite songs?,I'm torn between Obstacle 1 and The Heinrich Maneuver forn my #1. How about you?,"Lol it's a top three between Heinrich maneuver, all the rage back home, and anywhere. "
15778,"Listening to music, what are some of your favorite bands?",Nightwish is my favorite band. Everything about thrm is right up my alley.,I love Nightwish!
15779,Nightwish is my favorite band. Everything about thrm is right up my alley.,I love Nightwish!,Never enough Nightwish-Fans on the planet! What's your favorite album of theirs?
15780,I love Nightwish!,Never enough Nightwish-Fans on the planet! What's your favorite album of theirs?,"Once, but I also dig Dark Passion Play. "
15781,"Cant sleep, you guys know the drill",How you doing?,I'm doing really good how bout you?
15782,How you doing?,I'm doing really good how bout you?,Pretty good! Just busy with school assignments. Anything interesting stuff you're doing lately?
15783,"Cant sleep, you guys know the drill","Today I'm going to brush my teeth, how cool is that xD",ohhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiitttttt yo that's amazing!!! :D
15784,"Today I'm going to brush my teeth, how cool is that xD",ohhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiitttttt yo that's amazing!!! :D,"You should give it a try someday, its a breath of fresh air."
15785,"Drunk, lonely, depressed, AMA!",What're you drinking?,Absolute vodka- vanilla flavored. Mixed with Mountain Dew and lemonade!
15786,What're you drinking?,Absolute vodka- vanilla flavored. Mixed with Mountain Dew and lemonade!,Damm. That sounds pretty good.
15787,Absolute vodka- vanilla flavored. Mixed with Mountain Dew and lemonade!,Damm. That sounds pretty good.,I was surprised at how good it is! I don't drink much actually. What do you like to drink? 
15788,"Tell me your problem and I'll give you advice, free of charge.","I cant think of a problem. 

*shrug*","Sucks, man, you must be happy. Sorry to hear that! :')"
15789,"I cant think of a problem. 

*shrug*","Sucks, man, you must be happy. Sorry to hear that! :')","Yeah, its really strange. I just dont know what to do now that i dont have any problems... /s"
15790,"Its just a bad day, not a bad life",I could use it today.My morning didn't start off great at all.,"Things will turn around, don't stress"
15791,I could use it today.My morning didn't start off great at all.,"Things will turn around, don't stress","I'm not wasting my time with stressing, like it's gonna matter in a few weeks :)"
15792,"Things will turn around, don't stress","I'm not wasting my time with stressing, like it's gonna matter in a few weeks :)",Very true 
15793,"Its just a bad day, not a bad life",Yeah I felt the need for this right now.,"We all have those days, just as the day passes, the problems eventually pass aswell"
15794,Yeah I felt the need for this right now.,"We all have those days, just as the day passes, the problems eventually pass aswell",Maybe a few more days but yeah it'll pass
15795,"We all have those days, just as the day passes, the problems eventually pass aswell",Maybe a few more days but yeah it'll pass,Keep on trekking 
15796,Maybe a few more days but yeah it'll pass,Keep on trekking ,Thanks man
15797,"Its just a bad day, not a bad life",I understand the sentiment but it's bullshit,You doing alright?
15798,I understand the sentiment but it's bullshit,You doing alright?,Oh never lmao
15799,What's everyone looking forward to?,The day I manage to find someone who i love. ,Aren't we all :) but remember we can love ourselves to begin with! 
15800,The day I manage to find someone who i love. ,Aren't we all :) but remember we can love ourselves to begin with! ,"Very true, it's something for we tend to forget"
15801,What are you doing right now?,"At work, it's around 5 in the afternoon. Only 5 more hours... ",That's too bad!! What do you do? 
15802,"At work, it's around 5 in the afternoon. Only 5 more hours... ",That's too bad!! What do you do? ,Security guard. My philosophy is sit on reddit and call someone who cares. 
15803,That's too bad!! What do you do? ,Security guard. My philosophy is sit on reddit and call someone who cares. ,That would be mine too haha 
15804,What are you doing right now?,I'm playing MLB: The Show. It's 5:30pm,Is it any good? 
15805,I'm playing MLB: The Show. It's 5:30pm,Is it any good? ,"Yes I love it, I've been playing for years."
15806,Is it any good? ,"Yes I love it, I've been playing for years.",Enjoy your evening then!! 
15807,What are you doing right now?,*Just finished readin' a book. Now doin' nothing. Goin' to bed soon...*,What were you reading? 
15808,*Just finished readin' a book. Now doin' nothing. Goin' to bed soon...*,What were you reading? ,"*The Murder of Roger Ackroyd. I liked it a lot, especially the ending.*"
15809,What were you reading? ,"*The Murder of Roger Ackroyd. I liked it a lot, especially the ending.*",Glad you enjoyed it! I'm currently reading Catch 22 
15810,"*The Murder of Roger Ackroyd. I liked it a lot, especially the ending.*",Glad you enjoyed it! I'm currently reading Catch 22 ,"Haven't read it... Should I? Btw, have you read that book I mentioned?"
15811,Glad you enjoyed it! I'm currently reading Catch 22 ,"Haven't read it... Should I? Btw, have you read that book I mentioned?","Well it's my favourite book, and I think it's very funny. And no, I haven't! "
15812,"Haven't read it... Should I? Btw, have you read that book I mentioned?","Well it's my favourite book, and I think it's very funny. And no, I haven't! ","*Well, you should... Btw, my favourite book is The Catcher In The Rye. Have you read it?*"
15813,"Well it's my favourite book, and I think it's very funny. And no, I haven't! ","*Well, you should... Btw, my favourite book is The Catcher In The Rye. Have you read it?*","No, I haven't, but I know it's a classic"
15814,What are you doing right now?,Listening to some great music!,What you listening to? 
15815,Listening to some great music!,What you listening to? ,"NEEDTOBREATHE, Green River Ordinance, Mangas Colorado, and some classic Johnny Cash."
15816,What you listening to? ,"NEEDTOBREATHE, Green River Ordinance, Mangas Colorado, and some classic Johnny Cash.",Needtobreathe are pretty good!!
15817,At friends house and he fell asleep,"Im playing some Splatoon, it's really fun. You into any games lately?",Are you a kid or a squid?
15818,"Im playing some Splatoon, it's really fun. You into any games lately?",Are you a kid or a squid?,"Sometimes I'm a kid, sometimes I'm a squid, most times I'm just sad."
15819,At friends house and he fell asleep,What's your favorite food?,By far fast food of any kind
15820,What's your favorite food?,By far fast food of any kind,Interesting. I love ribs myself. With a baked potato.  Or maybe a cheeseburger. 
15821,By far fast food of any kind,Interesting. I love ribs myself. With a baked potato.  Or maybe a cheeseburger. ,Man im hungry talking about this lol
15822,Interesting. I love ribs myself. With a baked potato.  Or maybe a cheeseburger. ,Man im hungry talking about this lol,Me too. I'm in a car shop waiting for my car to get fixed.  Then it's food time!
15823,Man im hungry talking about this lol,Me too. I'm in a car shop waiting for my car to get fixed.  Then it's food time!,Did anything serious happen to your car?
15824,Me too. I'm in a car shop waiting for my car to get fixed.  Then it's food time!,Did anything serious happen to your car?,Not mine. My moms. Just a tail light out. 
15825,Did anything serious happen to your car?,Not mine. My moms. Just a tail light out. ,Oh ok thats good
15826,Not mine. My moms. Just a tail light out. ,Oh ok thats good,Yup.  Fixed now though!!
15827,Oh ok thats good,Yup.  Fixed now though!!,So how are you doing?
15828,Yup.  Fixed now though!!,So how are you doing?,Pretty good. Looking at some murals in my city.  
15829,So how are you doing?,Pretty good. Looking at some murals in my city.  ,What city are you in?
15830,At friends house and he fell asleep,Where the upperclassmen gang up on the freshman and do stuff to them,Freshman friday?
15831,Where the upperclassmen gang up on the freshman and do stuff to them,Freshman friday?,Is that what you call it?
15832,Freshman friday?,Is that what you call it?,"That's what people call it around here. Usually takes place on a friday, as the name implies. "
15833,Getting married today!,"Hey, congrats!

My wife and I are celebrating 20 years next month,",Thank you! And congrats to you as well! Any words of advice for a successful marriage?
15834,"Hey, congrats!

My wife and I are celebrating 20 years next month,",Thank you! And congrats to you as well! Any words of advice for a successful marriage?,Communication 
15835,Thank you! And congrats to you as well! Any words of advice for a successful marriage?,Communication ,One word
15836,Getting married today!,Cucumbers are a fruit,Purple is a fruit!
15837,Cucumbers are a fruit,Purple is a fruit!,Green is not a creative colour.
15838,What are you doing today?,Driving to Texas for my father's birthday.,"That sounds lovely, how far away is that?"
15839,Driving to Texas for my father's birthday.,"That sounds lovely, how far away is that?",About a 3 or 4 hour drive. Depends on traffic.
15840,"That sounds lovely, how far away is that?",About a 3 or 4 hour drive. Depends on traffic.,In 3 to 4 hours I could drive across the whole country aha looking forward to it?
15841,About a 3 or 4 hour drive. Depends on traffic.,In 3 to 4 hours I could drive across the whole country aha looking forward to it?,Of course. I will take any opportunity I get to visit.
15842,In 3 to 4 hours I could drive across the whole country aha looking forward to it?,Of course. I will take any opportunity I get to visit.,Nice :)
15843,What are your favorite movies?,"Brave little toaster, young Frankenstein ",I totally forgot about Brave Little Toaster!! 
15844,"Brave little toaster, young Frankenstein ",I totally forgot about Brave Little Toaster!! ,I fucking hate kirby.
15845,Anyone up for chatting a bit?,Hit me. The so is out of town. Got a Jack and Coke and binging Netflix shows.. ,"actually did that last week haha, out of booze and money now though "
15846,Hit me. The so is out of town. Got a Jack and Coke and binging Netflix shows.. ,"actually did that last week haha, out of booze and money now though ","A toast to you then, good sir. What part of the world you in? City of Houston here"
15847,"actually did that last week haha, out of booze and money now though ","A toast to you then, good sir. What part of the world you in? City of Houston here","A lil town close to Mexico City, how's Houston?"
15848,"A toast to you then, good sir. What part of the world you in? City of Houston here","A lil town close to Mexico City, how's Houston?",Hot as hell! Saludos compa
15849,"A lil town close to Mexico City, how's Houston?",Hot as hell! Saludos compa,saludos carnal :)
15850,Hit me. The so is out of town. Got a Jack and Coke and binging Netflix shows.. ,"actually did that last week haha, out of booze and money now though ",What's your favorite booze?
15851,Anyone up for chatting a bit?,Hit me. The so is out of town. Got a Jack and Coke and binging Netflix shows.. ,Have you tried honey jack and dr pepper? 
15852,Hit me. The so is out of town. Got a Jack and Coke and binging Netflix shows.. ,Have you tried honey jack and dr pepper? ,"Not really, I haven't tried dr pepper in years,  is it good?"
15853,Hit me. The so is out of town. Got a Jack and Coke and binging Netflix shows.. ,Have you tried honey jack and dr pepper? ,sounds really sweet 
15854,Anyone up for chatting a bit?,Hit me. The so is out of town. Got a Jack and Coke and binging Netflix shows.. ,What're you watching?
15855,Hit me. The so is out of town. Got a Jack and Coke and binging Netflix shows.. ,What're you watching?,The keepers
15856,Anyone up for chatting a bit?,Pick a number between 1 and 14,ok let's say 9 :D
15857,Pick a number between 1 and 14,ok let's say 9 :D,Holy cow are you psychic?
15858,ok let's say 9 :D,Holy cow are you psychic?,Sadly no :( would have avoided a lot of fights with my ex otherwise hahaha
15859,Anyone up for chatting a bit?,"Hi, I'm Diana.",Hi Diana how are you? Im Carlos
15860,"Hi, I'm Diana.",Hi Diana how are you? Im Carlos,"I'm great tonight actually, and you?"
15861,Anyone up for chatting a bit?,Why are you alone for the night? ,my ex broke up with me recently and my mates are out of town
15862,Why are you alone for the night? ,my ex broke up with me recently and my mates are out of town,"Feel it, what are ya binge watching? "
15863,Why are you alone for the night? ,my ex broke up with me recently and my mates are out of town,"Damn all in the timing, I'm with people right now and bored. "
15864,my ex broke up with me recently and my mates are out of town,"Damn all in the timing, I'm with people right now and bored. ","meh it's not so bad haha, what got you bored?"
15865,What's the story behind your username?,I love memes. ,can also attest to this 
15866,I love memes. ,can also attest to this ,Congrats on music school
15867,can also attest to this ,Congrats on music school,thanks my man! 
15868,What's the story behind your username?,I love memes. ,The best memes
15869,I love memes. ,The best memes,Same
15870,What's the story behind your username?,"Mine sounds cool, but really my last name is hore",Are you a hore?
15871,"Mine sounds cool, but really my last name is hore",Are you a hore?,I'm whatever you want for $20
15872,Are you a hore?,I'm whatever you want for $20,😑 i don't have $20
15873,What's the story behind your username?,"Well, it's true, is it not?",Do you want welcome duck?
15874,"Well, it's true, is it not?",Do you want welcome duck?,Yes why not
15875,Do you want welcome duck?,Yes why not,🦆
15876,What's the story behind your username?,"I got this from that stupid ""Got 'eeeem!!"" vine.",You mean deez nuts
15877,"I got this from that stupid ""Got 'eeeem!!"" vine.",You mean deez nuts,"Yes, that's the one. I completely forgot about the ""deez nuts"" part though."
15878,What's the story behind your username?,Fruta means fruit and i like them.,Do you have a favorite fruit?
15879,Fruta means fruit and i like them.,Do you have a favorite fruit?,I like them all but mango's 👌.
15880,Do you have a favorite fruit?,I like them all but mango's 👌.,Excellent taste.
15881,What's the story behind your username?,I just really don't like olives. ,I've disliked them ever since I mistook one for a mushroom on pizza.
15882,I just really don't like olives. ,I've disliked them ever since I mistook one for a mushroom on pizza.,I'm sorry you went through that. 
15883,I've disliked them ever since I mistook one for a mushroom on pizza.,I'm sorry you went through that. ,It's ok. Is there any particular reason why you dislike olives?
15884,What's the story behind your username?,My initials are AAA,Can i can you if i have a flat tire?
15885,My initials are AAA,Can i can you if i have a flat tire?,"The second my friends learned my initials, I'm now the trash man and the fixer upper "
15886,What's the story behind your username?,"I thought of it when I was...14, I think.

It just stuck with me.",That's something i could get behind
15887,"I thought of it when I was...14, I think.

It just stuck with me.",That's something i could get behind,:\^)
15888,Trying to figure out what to snack on. What're you doing?,Popcorners are the best. ,I actually have some of these in my kitchen! I've never tried them before though.
15889,Popcorners are the best. ,I actually have some of these in my kitchen! I've never tried them before though.,"Try them, try them!!!"
15890,I actually have some of these in my kitchen! I've never tried them before though.,"Try them, try them!!!",Now I have to! 
15891,"Try them, try them!!!",Now I have to! ,Tell me how it goes. Oh good I hope you like them lol. 
15892,Now I have to! ,Tell me how it goes. Oh good I hope you like them lol. ,"I probably will, there's not many snacks I dislike haha"
15893,Tell me how it goes. Oh good I hope you like them lol. ,"I probably will, there's not many snacks I dislike haha",That's because snacks are delicious lol.
15894,"I probably will, there's not many snacks I dislike haha",That's because snacks are delicious lol.,Very true! Sometimes too delicious haha
15895,That's because snacks are delicious lol.,Very true! Sometimes too delicious haha,"When they are too delicious you end up in bad snack situation, you end up eating the whole bag. "
15896,Trying to figure out what to snack on. What're you doing?,Just finished dinner! But I could go for a snack too. ,What did you have for dinner? :)
15897,Just finished dinner! But I could go for a snack too. ,What did you have for dinner? :),Cheese tortellini! 
15898,Trying to figure out what to snack on. What're you doing?,Snowcone,"That would really hit the spot tbh.
I haven't had a snow cone in a while!"
15899,Snowcone,"That would really hit the spot tbh.
I haven't had a snow cone in a while!",Yay! I recommend the strawberry snowcone. 
15900,"That would really hit the spot tbh.
I haven't had a snow cone in a while!",Yay! I recommend the strawberry snowcone. ,"That sounds so good! 
Ive actually never had a strawberry snowcone o:"
15901,Yay! I recommend the strawberry snowcone. ,"That sounds so good! 
Ive actually never had a strawberry snowcone o:","Oh, maybe I meant cherry. The red one. "
15902,"That sounds so good! 
Ive actually never had a strawberry snowcone o:","Oh, maybe I meant cherry. The red one. ","I think you're right, I believe the red one is cherry!
I know strawberry exists too though :)"
15903,Trying to figure out what to snack on. What're you doing?,I don't have anything to snack. Guess it's sleep.,"Sometimes you just gotta have sleep as a snack 🤷🏽‍♀️
We've all been there haha"
15904,I don't have anything to snack. Guess it's sleep.,"Sometimes you just gotta have sleep as a snack 🤷🏽‍♀️
We've all been there haha",Sleep is the best to be fair
15905,"Sometimes you just gotta have sleep as a snack 🤷🏽‍♀️
We've all been there haha",Sleep is the best to be fair,Yeah sleep never disappoints haha
15906,Trying to figure out what to snack on. What're you doing?,Just got home from dinner with my SO... We ate way too much! ,"Where did you guys go? :)
Me and my SOs favorite restaurant is outback!"
15907,Just got home from dinner with my SO... We ate way too much! ,"Where did you guys go? :)
Me and my SOs favorite restaurant is outback!",We went to an Italian restaurant called Maggianos. It's our favorite :D 
15908,"Where did you guys go? :)
Me and my SOs favorite restaurant is outback!",We went to an Italian restaurant called Maggianos. It's our favorite :D ,"I've heard of that!
I've never eaten there though, there's not one super close to me ~"
15909,What are you obsessed with?,Figuring people out,This is so sweet! &lt;3
15910,Figuring people out,This is so sweet! &lt;3,"It can be pretty cool. I like your username, by the way."
15911,What's your favorite thing to do in the summer time?,"Hiking, camping, and swimming!",I looove swimming. Heading to the pool right now actually 
15912,"Hiking, camping, and swimming!",I looove swimming. Heading to the pool right now actually ,"Oh man, I'm jealous! "
15913,I looove swimming. Heading to the pool right now actually ,"Oh man, I'm jealous! ","It's a decent pool. Not very large, but big enough to swim in "
15914,What's your favorite thing to do in the summer time?,Have you made Pikachu hat?,"I have not, but I plan on it "
15915,Have you made Pikachu hat?,"I have not, but I plan on it ","Pm me the image, really want too see your job"
15916,"I have not, but I plan on it ","Pm me the image, really want too see your job",I actually posted on it in r/casualknitting if you'd like to look :) 
15917,"Pm me the image, really want too see your job",I actually posted on it in r/casualknitting if you'd like to look :) ,That's a nice jirachi hat
15918,I actually posted on it in r/casualknitting if you'd like to look :) ,That's a nice jirachi hat,Thanks! 
15919,That's a nice jirachi hat,Thanks! ,Favorite Pokemon game?
15920,Thanks! ,Favorite Pokemon game?,Hmm. First one I played was Diamond. So I suppose that one 
15921,"Pm me the image, really want too see your job",I actually posted on it in r/casualknitting if you'd like to look :) ,Do you play the card game?
15922,I actually posted on it in r/casualknitting if you'd like to look :) ,Do you play the card game?,I do not. The only card game I play is MTG
15923,Do you play the card game?,I do not. The only card game I play is MTG,"You should start playing Pokemon, there's Pokemon leagues at comic book stores and stuff"
15924,I do not. The only card game I play is MTG,"You should start playing Pokemon, there's Pokemon leagues at comic book stores and stuff",I don't live in a large town :( we don't have a comic book store
15925,"Got an hour and a half left of work, bored af, talk to me.",Peanuts. Peanuts!,"Ew, peanuts."
15926,Peanuts. Peanuts!,"Ew, peanuts.",.&gt;:O
15927,"Ew, peanuts.",.&gt;:O,"Sorry dude, just not a big fan of peanuts. "
15928,.&gt;:O,"Sorry dude, just not a big fan of peanuts. ",Because you need to put lemon juice and salt on them
15929,"Sorry dude, just not a big fan of peanuts. ",Because you need to put lemon juice and salt on them,I don't like lemon juice either... 
15930,Because you need to put lemon juice and salt on them,I don't like lemon juice either... ,"pizza hawaii.

now fight.

*leans back*"
15931,"Got an hour and a half left of work, bored af, talk to me.",What's your favorite ice cream flavor?,Cookies &amp; Cream! 
15932,What's your favorite ice cream flavor?,Cookies &amp; Cream! ,yummie
15933,"Got an hour and a half left of work, bored af, talk to me.",What's your favorite ice cream flavor?,whats yours?
15934,What's your favorite ice cream flavor?,whats yours?,"Normal: Vanilla. Cause I'm pretty vanilla. :D
Fancy: Ben&amp;Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough"
15935,whats yours?,"Normal: Vanilla. Cause I'm pretty vanilla. :D
Fancy: Ben&amp;Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough",vanilla is amazing :)
15936,whats yours?,"Normal: Vanilla. Cause I'm pretty vanilla. :D
Fancy: Ben&amp;Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough","Used to love Cookie Dough, kinda gone off it as I've gotten older though lol. "
15937,"Got an hour and a half left of work, bored af, talk to me.","Hi there, I have 5 and a 1/2 hours left till I'm off work. ","That sucks girl. 
1 more hour left for me! :]"
15938,"Hi there, I have 5 and a 1/2 hours left till I'm off work. ","That sucks girl. 
1 more hour left for me! :]","Meh, it's better than 2nd shift that I used to work. What shift do you work?"
15939,"That sucks girl. 
1 more hour left for me! :]","Meh, it's better than 2nd shift that I used to work. What shift do you work?","I just work a 9-4 everyday. 
Work at a boring advertising company. :["
15940,"Got an hour and a half left of work, bored af, talk to me.",Hello.,"Helloo! 
Having a good day?"
15941,Hello.,"Helloo! 
Having a good day?","Yes, I am having good, but boring day. You?"
15942,"Helloo! 
Having a good day?","Yes, I am having good, but boring day. You?","Same dude. 
Can't wait to go home &amp; snuggle up with my blanket! "
15943,"Got an hour and a half left of work, bored af, talk to me.",I just started my day,"Really? 
Where abouts are ya, what time is it there?"
15944,I just started my day,"Really? 
Where abouts are ya, what time is it there?","Midwestern United States, 9 o'clock"
15945,"Really? 
Where abouts are ya, what time is it there?","Midwestern United States, 9 o'clock","Nice! 
I'm in the UK, London :] It's 3:15 here! "
15946,"Midwestern United States, 9 o'clock","Nice! 
I'm in the UK, London :] It's 3:15 here! ",:[ 
15947,"Nice! 
I'm in the UK, London :] It's 3:15 here! ",:[ ,What's the unhappy face for?! :[
15948,:[ ,What's the unhappy face for?! :[,I've got a long day ahead of me
15949,What's the unhappy face for?! :[,I've got a long day ahead of me,"Enjoy your long day dude! 
Remember to smile! :]]]] "
15950,I've got a long day ahead of me,"Enjoy your long day dude! 
Remember to smile! :]]]] ",:3
15951,"Got an hour and a half left of work, bored af, talk to me.",hey there! :),Hihi! How's it going?
15952,hey there! :),Hihi! How's it going?,it's going quite well thanks! how's the weather?
15953,Hihi! How's it going?,it's going quite well thanks! how's the weather?,Well I live in England so ya must know the typical English weather...Absolutely despicable. 
15954,it's going quite well thanks! how's the weather?,Well I live in England so ya must know the typical English weather...Absolutely despicable. ,How's the weather for you? Hopefully better than it is here. 
15955,How tall are you?,I'm pretty gosh darn short. I am 4'9! ,Which anime character would you be or who are you the most similar to?
15956,I'm pretty gosh darn short. I am 4'9! ,Which anime character would you be or who are you the most similar to?,I'm height? I'm actually exactly the size of Taiga from Toradora if the wiki is correct. 
15957,Which anime character would you be or who are you the most similar to?,I'm height? I'm actually exactly the size of Taiga from Toradora if the wiki is correct. ,Me too. Love her ♡
15958,How tall are you?,I'm pretty gosh darn short. I am 4'9! ,"Yay!  I'm taller than somebody.  I'm 5'1""."
15959,I'm pretty gosh darn short. I am 4'9! ,"Yay!  I'm taller than somebody.  I'm 5'1"".",Hehe lucky you :P
15960,How tall are you?,I'm pretty gosh darn short. I am 4'9! ,Your device you made this comment from is almost as big as you! Hahaha
15961,I'm pretty gosh darn short. I am 4'9! ,Your device you made this comment from is almost as big as you! Hahaha,Its nice because using my phone is like having a big screen t.v
15962,How tall are you?,I never quite hit 5'. ,Short people unite
15963,I never quite hit 5'. ,Short people unite,At least we don't need much space to unite.
15964,Short people unite,At least we don't need much space to unite.,"If necessary, we can always stack you lot in the corner to open up more space."
15965,At least we don't need much space to unite.,"If necessary, we can always stack you lot in the corner to open up more space.",Spare desk drawers. Under the couch. It's all good.
15966,Short people unite,At least we don't need much space to unite.,"True that, let's go be comfy in the back seat of a car &gt;:)"
15967,At least we don't need much space to unite.,"True that, let's go be comfy in the back seat of a car &gt;:)",Or on an airplane.
15968,How tall are you?,"I'm 6'3'', average size for an average person.",Pretty tall to me! 
15969,"I'm 6'3'', average size for an average person.",Pretty tall to me! ,Yeah 6'3 is pretty damn tall
15970,Pretty tall to me! ,Yeah 6'3 is pretty damn tall,"6'3"" guy checking in. It is totally the average. My 5'4"" girlfriend is short."
15971,How tall are you?,5'5'',Right here buddy
15972,5'5'',Right here buddy,Guy or girl?
15973,Right here buddy,Guy or girl?,Im a dude. 
15974,Guy or girl?,Im a dude. ,I'm a chick
15975,Im a dude. ,I'm a chick,Godamn it!!!! I'm leaving now! Lol. Jk. What race? 
15976,I'm a chick,Godamn it!!!! I'm leaving now! Lol. Jk. What race? ,Hispanic. You?
15977,Godamn it!!!! I'm leaving now! Lol. Jk. What race? ,Hispanic. You?,Hey! I'm Hispanic too? Mexican 
15978,How tall are you?,"185cm, whatever that is in freedom units",You are about 6ft in freedom units
15979,"185cm, whatever that is in freedom units",You are about 6ft in freedom units,The best kind of units!
15980,How tall are you?,I'm 149cm (4'10) :C,Hehe join the short club! We have cookies
15981,I'm 149cm (4'10) :C,Hehe join the short club! We have cookies,Fine; only for the cookies tho :P
15982,Hehe join the short club! We have cookies,Fine; only for the cookies tho :P,Although /u/Gladius01 wants to stack us to prevent floods
15983,Fine; only for the cookies tho :P,Although /u/Gladius01 wants to stack us to prevent floods,But what do we get for this public service? D: I demand ice cream in return
15984,Although /u/Gladius01 wants to stack us to prevent floods,But what do we get for this public service? D: I demand ice cream in return,I think we can score some ice cream!
15985,But what do we get for this public service? D: I demand ice cream in return,I think we can score some ice cream!,"Sounds good, count me in :D"
15986,Fine; only for the cookies tho :P,Although /u/Gladius01 wants to stack us to prevent floods,"Form a line here! Heavier at the bottom, lighter at the top!"
15987,How tall are you?,"Probably too late, but I'm 5'7"". I think I'm short for a male :(","Hey dont sweat it, its about the same height as my dad!"
15988,"Probably too late, but I'm 5'7"". I think I'm short for a male :(","Hey dont sweat it, its about the same height as my dad!",Your dad is cool 😎👌👍
15989,"Hey dont sweat it, its about the same height as my dad!",Your dad is cool 😎👌👍,He is pretty neat
15990,How tall are you?,Very tall,How tall is very tall? Are you like 6'5 or like 8 feet tall :o
15991,Very tall,How tall is very tall? Are you like 6'5 or like 8 feet tall :o,"Ok maybe not very tall, just slightly tall, am only 6'2, "
15992,Can you help me name my kitten please?,Cat mccatface,Schooly McShootface
15993,Cat mccatface,Schooly McShootface,Boaty mcboatface
15994,Can you help me name my kitten please?,Scout from To Kill A Mockingbird,That's what I named my bird.
15995,Scout from To Kill A Mockingbird,That's what I named my bird.,Aww good choice!:)
15996,My wife asked me to model her clothes.,She sounds awesome. Wife her! Wait...,If Only I could be a pretty bride in our wedding...
15997,She sounds awesome. Wife her! Wait...,If Only I could be a pretty bride in our wedding...,Halloween dude 
15998,If Only I could be a pretty bride in our wedding...,Halloween dude ,I once crossdressed on a military base for Halloween. The looks I got were...interesting.
15999,Halloween dude ,I once crossdressed on a military base for Halloween. The looks I got were...interesting.,Well least you aren't mortar crew... I have heard things.
16000,I once crossdressed on a military base for Halloween. The looks I got were...interesting.,Well least you aren't mortar crew... I have heard things.,"I was in US  Army, mos 12b"
16001,My wife asked me to model her clothes.,Sometimes being the little spoon is nice,Indeed. Sometimes being the pretty one is satisfying
16002,Sometimes being the little spoon is nice,Indeed. Sometimes being the pretty one is satisfying,/r/traaannnnsss 
16003,My wife asked me to model her clothes.,No worries about you stretching her clothes out?,"Nah, we chose her looser fitting ones"
16004,No worries about you stretching her clothes out?,"Nah, we chose her looser fitting ones",Is there anything from her closet that you want to wear?
16005,My wife asked me to model her clothes.,"You should ask her to try yours!!!! 

Just for fun. Hahaha","She steals my clothes all the time!  (Esp my guys clothes, but also my girl clothes)."
16006,"You should ask her to try yours!!!! 

Just for fun. Hahaha","She steals my clothes all the time!  (Esp my guys clothes, but also my girl clothes).",Haha my sister used to steal my shirts when I was a kid. She said they were comfy 
16007,"She steals my clothes all the time!  (Esp my guys clothes, but also my girl clothes).",Haha my sister used to steal my shirts when I was a kid. She said they were comfy ,"Me and my bro were both 90's teens, when menswear was hot. We exchanged much clothes."
16008,My wife asked me to model her clothes.,"Man, do yourself a favor and get married. She sounds wonderful.",Lol. Love how everyone's telling me to marry my wife
16009,"Man, do yourself a favor and get married. She sounds wonderful.",Lol. Love how everyone's telling me to marry my wife,maybe everyone just wants you to have a second wedding so you can wear a pretty dress this time!
16010,Lol. Love how everyone's telling me to marry my wife,maybe everyone just wants you to have a second wedding so you can wear a pretty dress this time!,what a funny idea :D
16011,Lol. Love how everyone's telling me to marry my wife,maybe everyone just wants you to have a second wedding so you can wear a pretty dress this time!,Can I come? :D
16012,Lol. Love how everyone's telling me to marry my wife,maybe everyone just wants you to have a second wedding so you can wear a pretty dress this time!,"I own 3 wedding dresses, he can use one of mine!"
16013,"Man, do yourself a favor and get married. She sounds wonderful.",Lol. Love how everyone's telling me to marry my wife,"You should ask her out, bro. She'd probably say yes.

;)"
16014,"Hello, CC. Let's talk about random stuff.",Do you have a favourite breed of dog?,"Well, I have three! Labradors, Huskies and German Shepherds. What about you? "
16015,Do you have a favourite breed of dog?,"Well, I have three! Labradors, Huskies and German Shepherds. What about you? ",English Mastiffs! I love big dogs 
16016,"Well, I have three! Labradors, Huskies and German Shepherds. What about you? ",English Mastiffs! I love big dogs ,That's awesome! Do you own any dogs? I would love to adopt someday. 
16017,"Hello, CC. Let's talk about random stuff.",hey bb. wan sum funk bb?,Hahaha. You made me laugh. Needed that. So thank you.
16018,hey bb. wan sum funk bb?,Hahaha. You made me laugh. Needed that. So thank you.,haha! yw I like to dance too!
16019,Hahaha. You made me laugh. Needed that. So thank you.,haha! yw I like to dance too!,"I'm not much of a dancer but when in the mood, and there's music, I love to groove! :D"
16020,haha! yw I like to dance too!,"I'm not much of a dancer but when in the mood, and there's music, I love to groove! :D","heyyy cmon, with the right music I'll make a dancer out of you. I bet. ;P"
16021,"I'm not much of a dancer but when in the mood, and there's music, I love to groove! :D","heyyy cmon, with the right music I'll make a dancer out of you. I bet. ;P","Alrighty, then. I'll dance with you! :D"
16022,"Hello, CC. Let's talk about random stuff.","Hey i have so random subject for you :)

What do you think of the raising dragon problem?","Okay, I'm not aware of this problem! What is it?"
16023,"Hey i have so random subject for you :)

What do you think of the raising dragon problem?","Okay, I'm not aware of this problem! What is it?","It's nothing, but it got you interested :) 

Do you watch GoT?"
16024,"Okay, I'm not aware of this problem! What is it?","It's nothing, but it got you interested :) 

Do you watch GoT?","Haha okay. You got me there. 

Yes I do! Which season are you on? "
16025,"It's nothing, but it got you interested :) 

Do you watch GoT?","Haha okay. You got me there. 

Yes I do! Which season are you on? ",The new season. I'm waiting for the new episode to come out. What about you?
16026,Accidentally spammed my employer with messages about bees,Beads?!,BEES
16027,Beads?!,BEES,Her? 
16028,BEES,Her? ,"What is she, funny or something? "
16029,Her? ,"What is she, funny or something? ",Operation hot mother 
16030,"What is she, funny or something? ",Operation hot mother ,motherboy xxx
16031,Operation hot mother ,motherboy xxx,"Make love in your own hand, Mother!"
16032,Accidentally spammed my employer with messages about bees,I once sent my college professor an email full of pictures of aardvarks. 👍🏼,aardvark cum is frigid gas
16033,I once sent my college professor an email full of pictures of aardvarks. 👍🏼,aardvark cum is frigid gas,Uh... what?
16034,aardvark cum is frigid gas,Uh... what?,"damn, it was a Jake &amp; Amir reference i was hoping you'd get! oh well "
16035,Accidentally spammed my employer with messages about bees,IF anything bad happens from this I will be very disappointed if I don't read it on TIFU.,i certainly hope nothing TIFU worthy comes of this!!
16036,IF anything bad happens from this I will be very disappointed if I don't read it on TIFU.,i certainly hope nothing TIFU worthy comes of this!!,"I don't either! Of course if it does, promise them you'll bee hive."
16037,Anyone want to talk?,"Sure, whatcha wanna talk about?","In this past year so far, what the coolest or most fun thing you've done? "
16038,"Sure, whatcha wanna talk about?","In this past year so far, what the coolest or most fun thing you've done? ","I went to Europe for a 2.5-week band trip last month, so that was pretty damn cool."
16039,Anyone want to talk?,What the last song you listened to? ,"Well, actually currently listening to *Crusade* by Jordan Maron."
16040,What the last song you listened to? ,"Well, actually currently listening to *Crusade* by Jordan Maron.",I've never heard that song. I'm going to listen to it right now. I'll tell you my thoughts lol
16041,"Well, actually currently listening to *Crusade* by Jordan Maron.",I've never heard that song. I'm going to listen to it right now. I'll tell you my thoughts lol,Yeah it's not really anything super popular. But I personally enjoy it.
16042,Anyone want to talk?,What the last song you listened to? ,Happy song-BMTH 
16043,What the last song you listened to? ,Happy song-BMTH ,Cool! I'll check that out!
16044,Lets talk fast food.,"In n out

Arby's or taco John's

Burger King",Taco johns?
16045,"In n out

Arby's or taco John's

Burger King",Taco johns?,It's local
16046,What accents do you find the most attractive?,"I'm in love with the sound of my own voice, so.   American Male.  Slightly nasally.
","&gt; I'm in love with the sound of my own voice

Are you a freak of nature?
"
16047,"I'm in love with the sound of my own voice, so.   American Male.  Slightly nasally.
","&gt; I'm in love with the sound of my own voice

Are you a freak of nature?
",Chillax homie.
16048,What accents do you find the most attractive?,"British, German, and Russian and I'm from the American mid west.",German?! 
16049,"British, German, and Russian and I'm from the American mid west.",German?! ,Ja.
16050,German?! ,Ja.,das macht mich sehr glücklich 
16051,What accents do you find the most attractive?,African accents are dreamy.,African accent here with huge British influenced vocab. Up for a bedtime story? Lmao
16052,African accents are dreamy.,African accent here with huge British influenced vocab. Up for a bedtime story? Lmao,"*wiggles eyebrows*
Hey there. ;P"
16053,Isn't music wonderful?,Music is one of the greatest things on earth imo.,Music and dogs are all you need outside of the bare necessities imo.
16054,Music is one of the greatest things on earth imo.,Music and dogs are all you need outside of the bare necessities imo.,Absolutely
16055,What's the story/meaning behind your name?,...,Hey peter
16056,...,Hey peter,Hello Sunny
16057,"Just finished Sherlock, and it was amazing. Now I'm left bored, and looking for a new show to watch.",Luther is pretty good too. Not as good as Sherlock but definitely worth a watch!,What's it about?
16058,Luther is pretty good too. Not as good as Sherlock but definitely worth a watch!,What's it about?,About a detective who uses uncommon and illegal methods to catch the villain. 
16059,What's it about?,About a detective who uses uncommon and illegal methods to catch the villain. ,Sounds good to me! Thanks!
16060,"Just finished Sherlock, and it was amazing. Now I'm left bored, and looking for a new show to watch.","True Detective (season 1, season 2 was horrible IMO)!","Seconded, season two was ballsssss"
16061,"True Detective (season 1, season 2 was horrible IMO)!","Seconded, season two was ballsssss",I watched 2 episodes and was out. So disappointing. :(
16062,Wanna play 20 Questions anybody ?,Is he a character in a movie?,He does appear in movies
16063,Is he a character in a movie?,He does appear in movies,Does he have superhuman/supernatural powers?
16064,He does appear in movies,Does he have superhuman/supernatural powers?,Yes
16065,Is he a character in a movie?,He does appear in movies,Does the character appear in books too?
16066,He does appear in movies,Does the character appear in books too?,Yes
16067,Wanna play 20 Questions anybody ?,is the he a comic book hero,He appears in comic books
16068,is the he a comic book hero,He appears in comic books,capitan america or batman
16069,He appears in comic books,capitan america or batman,No
16070,is the he a comic book hero,He appears in comic books,Is he part of the DC or Marvel franchise?
16071,He appears in comic books,Is he part of the DC or Marvel franchise?,Marvel
16072,Is he part of the DC or Marvel franchise?,Marvel,how did he get his powers
16073,Marvel,how did he get his powers,"Some from birth, some from training, some from technology"
16074,how did he get his powers,"Some from birth, some from training, some from technology",where was he born
16075,"Some from birth, some from training, some from technology",where was he born,Oh that would give away to much. Let's stick to yes or no questions
16076,where was he born,Oh that would give away to much. Let's stick to yes or no questions,does he have a very well known arch villian
16077,Oh that would give away to much. Let's stick to yes or no questions,does he have a very well known arch villian,No
16078,does he have a very well known arch villian,No,can he fly without tech? was he born on earth?
16079,No,can he fly without tech? was he born on earth?,He cannot fly without tech and he was not born on earth
16080,can he fly without tech? was he born on earth?,He cannot fly without tech and he was not born on earth,is he a guardian of the galaxy 
16081,He cannot fly without tech and he was not born on earth,is he a guardian of the galaxy ,He is not
16082,is he a guardian of the galaxy ,He is not,dc or marvel
16083,He is not,dc or marvel,Marvel
16084,dc or marvel,Marvel,odin or thanos?
16085,Marvel,odin or thanos?,Nope
16086,Oh that would give away to much. Let's stick to yes or no questions,does he have a very well known arch villian,can he fly without tech? was he born on earth?
16087,Wanna play 20 Questions anybody ?,Does his costume have yellow on it? ,Often
16088,Does his costume have yellow on it? ,Often,Is it Wolverine?
16089,Often,Is it Wolverine?,Nope
16090,Is it Wolverine?,Nope,Sentinal?
16091,Nope,Sentinal?,Nope
16092,Sentinal?,Nope,My last guess is Thor (yellow hair)
16093,Nope,My last guess is Thor (yellow hair),Nope !
16094,Does his costume have yellow on it? ,Often,Iron Man?
16095,Often,Iron Man?,No
16096,Wanna play 20 Questions anybody ?,The Flash?,No
16097,The Flash?,No,heck
16098,Wanna play 20 Questions anybody ?,I think it's been more than 20 questions AND THE ANTICIPATION IS KILLING ME WHO IS IT?,"Hahaha, guess !"
16099,I think it's been more than 20 questions AND THE ANTICIPATION IS KILLING ME WHO IS IT?,"Hahaha, guess !",I have no idea! I don't know superheroes very well. :(
16100,Wanna play 20 Questions anybody ?,Is he a major character?,In the movies he's appeared in yes
16101,Is he a major character?,In the movies he's appeared in yes,Is it Heimdall?
16102,In the movies he's appeared in yes,Is it Heimdall?,Nope
16103,Is it Heimdall?,Nope,Im perplexed
16104,Nope,Im perplexed,Try your second guess
16105,Im perplexed,Try your second guess,"Well, I'd ask you if he's a hero or villain but I'm sure that'd give it away."
16106,Try your second guess,"Well, I'd ask you if he's a hero or villain but I'm sure that'd give it away.",He flip flops. Often changing from hero to villain 
16107,"Well, I'd ask you if he's a hero or villain but I'm sure that'd give it away.",He flip flops. Often changing from hero to villain ,Would you describe this character as well known?
16108,He flip flops. Often changing from hero to villain ,Would you describe this character as well known?,Yes
16109,Wanna play 20 Questions anybody ?,Does he wear a mask?,No
16110,Does he wear a mask?,No,Does he fly
16111,No,Does he fly,Nope
16112,Does he fly,Nope,Have feathers?
16113,Does he fly,Nope,Has green skin?
16114,Nope,Has green skin?,Nope
16115,Has green skin?,Nope,Is he evil?
16116,Nope,Is he evil?,Often but not always
16117,Is he evil?,Often but not always,Is he in spiderman movies?
16118,Often but not always,Is he in spiderman movies?,No
16119,Is he in spiderman movies?,No,Is he bald?
16120,No,Is he bald?,Nope
16121,Is he bald?,Nope,Black hair?
16122,Nope,Black hair?,Yes
16123,Black hair?,Yes,Uses guns?
16124,Yes,Uses guns?,Rarely 
16125,Uses guns?,Rarely ,Is he dark skinned?
16126,Rarely ,Is he dark skinned?,No
16127,Is he dark skinned?,No,Have metal arms?
16128,No,Have metal arms?,Nope
16129,Have metal arms?,Nope,Is he a celestial?
16130,Nope,Is he a celestial?,Nope
16131,Is he a celestial?,Nope,Is he a main character?
16132,Nope,Is he a main character?,One of them 
16133,I Want To Help You,I need someone who speaks Mandarin... ,"你好
我的汉语不太好"
16134,I need someone who speaks Mandarin... ,"你好
我的汉语不太好",I don't speak a word of it
16135,"你好
我的汉语不太好",I don't speak a word of it,Do you want to learn mandarin or do you need a translation? :)
16136,I Want To Help You,I need help in using historical context correctly.,"Okay, what context would that be?"
16137,I need help in using historical context correctly.,"Okay, what context would that be?",Has to do with using evidence in a research essay about history.
16138,I Want To Help You,Dying.,How?
16139,Dying.,How?,Nvm i just tried to kill myself yesterday but im fine today. 
16140,What video game character do you heavily relate to and why?,"Dragonborn, because I'm an outcast",Why do you say that?
16141,"Dragonborn, because I'm an outcast",Why do you say that?,Nobody likes me
16142,Why do you say that?,Nobody likes me,I doubt that. What makes you think that?
16143,Nobody likes me,I doubt that. What makes you think that?,I have 2 friends and no girls want me
16144,What video game character do you heavily relate to and why?,I'd say the spy in TF2 because i'm french. And I laugh like him ^^',How is that game? I've never played it.
16145,I'd say the spy in TF2 because i'm french. And I laugh like him ^^',How is that game? I've never played it.,"For a ten years old game , it's surprisingly amazing"
16146,How is that game? I've never played it.,"For a ten years old game , it's surprisingly amazing","lol spy main here, can confirm that spy is fucking badass"
16147,"For a ten years old game , it's surprisingly amazing","lol spy main here, can confirm that spy is fucking badass","Ahem , gentlemen ?"
16148,"lol spy main here, can confirm that spy is fucking badass","Ahem , gentlemen ?",slap my hand?
16149,I'd say the spy in TF2 because i'm french. And I laugh like him ^^',How is that game? I've never played it.,Vanilla was awesome. Now it's hats and incomprehensible chaos.
16150,Something most people enjoy doing that you don't enjoy?,"Getting really dressed up for ""important events"" wish we could all run naked n' stuff. ",Been going braless for a few months now. I wear bralettes. Best decision I ever made. 
16151,"Getting really dressed up for ""important events"" wish we could all run naked n' stuff. ",Been going braless for a few months now. I wear bralettes. Best decision I ever made. ,"I know right, no more little metal bars penetrating your damn rib cage. "
16152,Been going braless for a few months now. I wear bralettes. Best decision I ever made. ,"I know right, no more little metal bars penetrating your damn rib cage. ",No more unsightly back fat. No more boob sweet 
16153,"I know right, no more little metal bars penetrating your damn rib cage. ",No more unsightly back fat. No more boob sweet ,THIS 
16154,No more unsightly back fat. No more boob sweet ,THIS ,Braless ladies unite!
16155,Something most people enjoy doing that you don't enjoy?,Sports,Playing sports or watching? 
16156,Sports,Playing sports or watching? ,"Honestly either but moreso watching. Just never really got into them,"
16157,Something most people enjoy doing that you don't enjoy?,eating peanut butter. riding wagons while someone else pulls me. people scratching my head ,So you're not a dog?
16158,eating peanut butter. riding wagons while someone else pulls me. people scratching my head ,So you're not a dog?,unfortunately no 
16159,Something most people enjoy doing that you don't enjoy?,Socializing in a large group. ,How large a group?
16160,Socializing in a large group. ,How large a group?,More than 5 is already too much for me
16161,How large a group?,More than 5 is already too much for me,"As long someone that isn't me start the talking , i'm good , no matter how large is the group."
16162,Something most people enjoy doing that you don't enjoy?,Weed ,Makes me depressed. I can only smoke it when I'm going right to bed. 
16163,Weed ,Makes me depressed. I can only smoke it when I'm going right to bed. ,"Ah that doesn't sound good. I've actually never tried, just haven't ever been interested. "
16164,I just saw my first musical! I absolutely fell in love with it;what's everyone else's favorite musical?,"The Book of Mormon, seriously funny","Love that musical too, I hope I get to see it live one day! "
16165,"The Book of Mormon, seriously funny","Love that musical too, I hope I get to see it live one day! ",Yeah it was so funny
16166,What's a purchase you'd like to make soon?,Just the experience of driving a super car for the day. I'm saving for my birthday ,Nice! Any on mind?
16167,Just the experience of driving a super car for the day. I'm saving for my birthday ,Nice! Any on mind?,"The Porsche Panamera, Maserati granturismo, Ferrari 458 Italia. "
16168,Nice! Any on mind?,"The Porsche Panamera, Maserati granturismo, Ferrari 458 Italia. ","Wow mister moneybags, at least lemme ride!"
16169,What's a purchase you'd like to make soon?,I'm buying an acoustic bass and a trumpet anywhere from now to in 2 months.,Are acoustic basses played with bows like cellos or fingered like electric bass?
16170,I'm buying an acoustic bass and a trumpet anywhere from now to in 2 months.,Are acoustic basses played with bows like cellos or fingered like electric bass?,"fingered like electric basses, it like an acoustic guitar really"
16171,What's a purchase you'd like to make soon?,I found an old IBM model M keyboard on Craigslist for $45.,Oh wow those are legendary! Jelly.
16172,I found an old IBM model M keyboard on Craigslist for $45.,Oh wow those are legendary! Jelly.,"I haven't ever been able to use one before, I've only heard of their greatness,"
16173,What's a purchase you'd like to make soon?,A mini drone for $25,"Nice, what for?"
16174,A mini drone for $25,"Nice, what for?",Really just to fly around the drone itself is 2.5in X 2.5in X 1in 
16175,What's a purchase you'd like to make soon?,I am saving up for a large black boneless pizza.,With szechuan sauce?
16176,I am saving up for a large black boneless pizza.,With szechuan sauce?,"Indeed good sir
"
16177,With szechuan sauce?,"Indeed good sir
",Godspeed
16178,What's a purchase you'd like to make soon?,I'm gonna preorder Wolfenstein 2 ASAP. I need some more good good Machinegames shootbang.,PC if I can ask?
16179,I'm gonna preorder Wolfenstein 2 ASAP. I need some more good good Machinegames shootbang.,PC if I can ask?,"Yeah, can't afford a console but I've already got a PC"
16180,What's a purchase you'd like to make soon?,I'm looking into buying my first car. I'm interested in an older Porsche Boxster. ,"That sounds pricy but super cool tbh, what's it cost?"
16181,I'm looking into buying my first car. I'm interested in an older Porsche Boxster. ,"That sounds pricy but super cool tbh, what's it cost?","I'm looking at late 90s Boxsters so they're about 10,000"
16182,What are you obsessed with at the moment?,Finding love. :l,comes when you least expect it!!
16183,Finding love. :l,comes when you least expect it!!,It never came for me. :`( Not even the one you have when you are little kids. 
16184,What are you obsessed with at the moment?,That song from the vitamin water add..Feel it still by Portugal. The Man.,"just had a listen, what a great song!"
16185,That song from the vitamin water add..Feel it still by Portugal. The Man.,"just had a listen, what a great song!",Yeah it is. 
16186,What are you obsessed with at the moment?,mini aquaponics,"&gt; aquaponics

i love fish &lt;3"
16187,mini aquaponics,"&gt; aquaponics

i love fish &lt;3","I'll go for shrimps and creyfish, they seem to be more easy to keep alive"
16188,What are you obsessed with at the moment?,mini aquaponics,Growing small plants in water?
16189,mini aquaponics,Growing small plants in water?,yes. and add some fish or shrimps
16190,What are you obsessed with at the moment?,I made a good tinder account so it's fun talking to people with that,A good tinder account? What's the difference 
16191,I made a good tinder account so it's fun talking to people with that,A good tinder account? What's the difference ,Goof*
16192,Everyone is so beautiful.,"AS A HUMAN, I TOO THINK YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL MY HUMAN FRIEND",THANK YOU THATS VERY SWEET
16193,"AS A HUMAN, I TOO THINK YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL MY HUMAN FRIEND",THANK YOU THATS VERY SWEET,Loader bot's voice makes this 10x better
16194,Everyone is so beautiful.,Username checks out. Also &lt;3,Haha thanks 
16195,Username checks out. Also &lt;3,Haha thanks ,Who are some of your favorite poets?
16196,Haha thanks ,Who are some of your favorite poets?,And you?
16197,Everyone is so beautiful.,I really didn't expect this to make me emotional but it did,I feel honoured 
16198,I really didn't expect this to make me emotional but it did,I feel honoured ,You should. You a good person
16199,Where are you right now?,Driving a bus near Vancouver ,You probably shouldn't reddit and drive. 
16200,Driving a bus near Vancouver ,You probably shouldn't reddit and drive. ,We get 5 minute pee breaks
16201,You probably shouldn't reddit and drive. ,We get 5 minute pee breaks,Is that a thing?
16202,We get 5 minute pee breaks,Is that a thing?,When you drive bus all day it is
16203,Is that a thing?,When you drive bus all day it is,"Wow, didn't know it was a thing sorry. I've heard about lunch/coffee breaks. "
16204,Where are you right now?,Driving a bus near Vancouver ,What are you up to?
16205,Driving a bus near Vancouver ,What are you up to?,Nearly half way thru an 8.5 hour shift. You?
16206,What are you up to?,Nearly half way thru an 8.5 hour shift. You?,What do you work as? We are about to eat dinner
16207,Nearly half way thru an 8.5 hour shift. You?,What do you work as? We are about to eat dinner,City bus driver. 10:30 in the morning here. Making chicken later for dinner 
16208,What do you work as? We are about to eat dinner,City bus driver. 10:30 in the morning here. Making chicken later for dinner ,"Winner winner chicken dinner!

How is the job of a bus driver?"
16209,City bus driver. 10:30 in the morning here. Making chicken later for dinner ,"Winner winner chicken dinner!

How is the job of a bus driver?","It has its challenges, but can be a nice way to make a livable wage."
16210,"Winner winner chicken dinner!

How is the job of a bus driver?","It has its challenges, but can be a nice way to make a livable wage.",Understand that
16211,"It has its challenges, but can be a nice way to make a livable wage.",Understand that,Are you employed? Career ambitions?
16212,Where are you right now?,Great view. I'm sat at a strangers desk in a cabin just outside a refinery site.,For work?
16213,Great view. I'm sat at a strangers desk in a cabin just outside a refinery site.,For work?,yea.  3 and a bit hours left!
16214,For work?,yea.  3 and a bit hours left!,"Heads up, time flies on reddit! :)"
16215,yea.  3 and a bit hours left!,"Heads up, time flies on reddit! :)","Yup, that's pretty much all i've been doing all week, along with a few games on my phone."
16216,"Heads up, time flies on reddit! :)","Yup, that's pretty much all i've been doing all week, along with a few games on my phone.",There are some awesome browsergames out there that are better than phone games
16217,"Yup, that's pretty much all i've been doing all week, along with a few games on my phone.",There are some awesome browsergames out there that are better than phone games,"Most game sites are blocked on the wifi i'm using, hence the phone ones :("
16218,Where are you right now?,Studying in school,What are you studying?
16219,Studying in school,What are you studying?,"math, civics and computer studies"
16220,What are you studying?,"math, civics and computer studies",I like the computer part
16221,"math, civics and computer studies",I like the computer part,i like every part except the computer part :/
16222,I like the computer part,i like every part except the computer part :/,Computers are awesome
16223,i like every part except the computer part :/,Computers are awesome,i like computers and am saving up for a 1k ryzen build but i detest computer classes
16224,Computers are awesome,i like computers and am saving up for a 1k ryzen build but i detest computer classes,Is it too theoretical?
16225,What are you studying?,"math, civics and computer studies",what kind of stuff do you cover in civics?
16226,"math, civics and computer studies",what kind of stuff do you cover in civics?,"Canadian gov't as well as what it means to be a citizen, etc"
16227,what kind of stuff do you cover in civics?,"Canadian gov't as well as what it means to be a citizen, etc","that's nice, I had civics in 5th grade. That's all, wish they would make it mandatory."
16228,"Canadian gov't as well as what it means to be a citizen, etc","that's nice, I had civics in 5th grade. That's all, wish they would make it mandatory.","Better than english, which is mandatory :/"
16229,Where are you right now?,"Queens, NY at my job",Are things busy?
16230,"Queens, NY at my job",Are things busy?,Not busy enough if I'm on Reddit ;)
16231,Are things busy?,Not busy enough if I'm on Reddit ;),Well reddit can be addictive
16232,Where are you right now?,At work :(,You dont like your job?
16233,At work :(,You dont like your job?,"Like my field, but my current job is meh"
16234,You dont like your job?,"Like my field, but my current job is meh","Make sure you can switch asap, you need to benefit from your job!"
16235,Where are you right now?,Video games and storytelling : ),"I love video games, spend too much time at the moment winning chicken dinner"
16236,Video games and storytelling : ),"I love video games, spend too much time at the moment winning chicken dinner",PUBG reference?
16237,"I love video games, spend too much time at the moment winning chicken dinner",PUBG reference?,Yes
16238,Where are you right now?,On my bed.,Is it comfy?
16239,On my bed.,Is it comfy?,"Yes, I spend most of my time on that."
16240,Is it comfy?,"Yes, I spend most of my time on that.",Nice!
16241,Where are you right now?,I'm at work pooping. ,Thats the life
16242,I'm at work pooping. ,Thats the life,Now I'm at home on my computer. Living the fucking life dude. 
16243,Thats the life,Now I'm at home on my computer. Living the fucking life dude. ,What is life may never live
16244,Where are you right now?,"At a meeting, listening about shit talk KFC and people encouraging me to eat fried chicken. 😰",Thats not a productive meeting then
16245,"At a meeting, listening about shit talk KFC and people encouraging me to eat fried chicken. 😰",Thats not a productive meeting then,"It really wasn't, lol, most of it was common sense."
16246,Where are you right now?,using my brother's PC at his room ,Gaming?
16247,using my brother's PC at his room ,Gaming?,yeah and also tv shows 
16248,Gaming?,yeah and also tv shows ,What are you playing and watching?
16249,"[Debate] In Tom and Jerry, who is the villain ?",It's Jerry 100%,Why ?
16250,It's Jerry 100%,Why ?,He's intruding in Tom's house.
16251,Why ?,He's intruding in Tom's house.,"Holy shit, it would make an amazing horror movie."
16252,He's intruding in Tom's house.,"Holy shit, it would make an amazing horror movie.",There was a Supernatural episode about this. Probably the only one that actually creeped me out.
16253,Why ?,He's intruding in Tom's house.,Sounds a lot like People Under The Stairs. Not a terrible movie.
16254,He's intruding in Tom's house.,Sounds a lot like People Under The Stairs. Not a terrible movie.,Except the bath water scene. That psychologically disturbed me. 
16255,"[Debate] In Tom and Jerry, who is the villain ?","Tom, he wants to eat Jerry. The fact that Jerry is an ass doesn't change that.","But Jerry is invading his home, so it may not be Tom's fault."
16256,"Tom, he wants to eat Jerry. The fact that Jerry is an ass doesn't change that.","But Jerry is invading his home, so it may not be Tom's fault.",Why does everyone assume it's not jerry's home too? He might have lived there first.  
16257,"[Debate] In Tom and Jerry, who is the villain ?",Neither. Both provoke each other and both enjoy themselves as a result. ,They even talk about it in the movie
16258,Neither. Both provoke each other and both enjoy themselves as a result. ,They even talk about it in the movie,That's the movie when they actually speak? Ugh.
16259,Some anime you recommend? Maybe your favorite?,Dbz,classic
16260,Dbz,classic,Watched super yet?
16261,classic,Watched super yet?,"A few episodes, didn't make it to that new evil Goku arc hahaha"
16262,Watched super yet?,"A few episodes, didn't make it to that new evil Goku arc hahaha",Lol how did you feel about the episodes repeating the story of the two new movies?
16263,"A few episodes, didn't make it to that new evil Goku arc hahaha",Lol how did you feel about the episodes repeating the story of the two new movies?,"Meh, not a new thing in entertainment tbh hahaha. Star Wars did it too"
16264,Lol how did you feel about the episodes repeating the story of the two new movies?,"Meh, not a new thing in entertainment tbh hahaha. Star Wars did it too",Star wars did it? What do you mean
16265,"Meh, not a new thing in entertainment tbh hahaha. Star Wars did it too",Star wars did it? What do you mean,They used the same formula of episode IV for episode VII haha 
16266,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,28,What is the most positive change you have experienced in your life?
16267,28,What is the most positive change you have experienced in your life?,"&gt;no response

r/me_irl"
16268,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,57!,What traits make someone a good entrepreneur?
16269,57!,What traits make someone a good entrepreneur?,some amount of charisma and a product that there is demand for might be a good start 
16270,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,7,What is the most effective way to save endangered species?
16271,7,What is the most effective way to save endangered species?,Don't kill the animals!! At all!!
16272,What is the most effective way to save endangered species?,Don't kill the animals!! At all!!,I would say stop endangering their habitat m8. 
16273,Don't kill the animals!! At all!!,I would say stop endangering their habitat m8. ,that too!!
16274,I would say stop endangering their habitat m8. ,that too!!,You have to work on your guarding
16275,that too!!,You have to work on your guarding,Yeah this acct name was made for a specific reason
16276,What is the most effective way to save endangered species?,Don't kill the animals!! At all!!,Thanks for the response!  May I guess that you are vegetarian?
16277,Don't kill the animals!! At all!!,Thanks for the response!  May I guess that you are vegetarian?,I just gave an honest response?
16278,What is the most effective way to save endangered species?,Don't kill the animals!! At all!!,found the save the animals guy at agdq
16279,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,55,What must a company do or have to be successful?
16280,55,What must a company do or have to be successful?,"Have a unique and useful idea or product, market it well, patent it early."
16281,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,48,What are some strange wedding customs in your country?
16282,48,What are some strange wedding customs in your country?,Spending a a ridiculous amount of money on a wedding. Blows my mind. 
16283,What are some strange wedding customs in your country?,Spending a a ridiculous amount of money on a wedding. Blows my mind. ,"yes! I completely agree! I think I'd have a tiny ceremony if I ever get married, or just elope."
16284,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,1,What three pieces of advice will you give your children?
16285,1,What three pieces of advice will you give your children?,"1. Take care of your body.
2. Value family and friendship.
3. Develop the habit of reading."
16286,What three pieces of advice will you give your children?,"1. Take care of your body.
2. Value family and friendship.
3. Develop the habit of reading.",I was really curious to see your answer for this.  I love your response
16287,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,6,What animal best represents you?  Why?
16288,6,What animal best represents you?  Why?,"A cat, cause I have an attitude, like to nap, and swat at stuff when it pisses me off."
16289,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,3,What should someone do to be happy?
16290,3,What should someone do to be happy?,"Go with the flow, you cant do much about it. "
16291,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,3,"What should someone do to be happy?
"
16292,3,"What should someone do to be happy?
",Find something that makes them excited to get out of bed in the morning.
16293,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,41,Are you a suspicious or trusting person?
16294,41,Are you a suspicious or trusting person?,"heh, why do you ask ...... ;)"
16295,41,Are you a suspicious or trusting person?,I'm overly trusting to the point where it could bite me in the butt later on down the road. 
16296,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,25,What kind of challenge would you like to try?
16297,25,What kind of challenge would you like to try?,"Skydiving, fuck yea. Sign me upr"
16298,What kind of challenge would you like to try?,"Skydiving, fuck yea. Sign me upr",Nice! That's one of the few things I would never ever do.
16299,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,37,"How often do you start up a conversation with people you don't know?

"
16300,37,"How often do you start up a conversation with people you don't know?

","Not often, i tend to live in a little shell "
16301,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,42,Would you like to be a chef? Why/why not?
16302,42,Would you like to be a chef? Why/why not?,Nope. I love eating food. I hate cleaning dishes.
16303,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,47 ,Does your country have a big organized crime group like the mafia?
16304,47 ,Does your country have a big organized crime group like the mafia?,(US) I've only heard of gangs here 
16305,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,35,Would you want to have a clone of yourself?
16306,35,Would you want to have a clone of yourself?,No. Let's do the world a favor and not make more of this mess. 
16307,Would you want to have a clone of yourself?,No. Let's do the world a favor and not make more of this mess. ,A man after my own heart. 
16308,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,58!,58.Would you like to open your own business? Why/Why not?
16309,58!,58.Would you like to open your own business? Why/Why not?,Nope! I'm not good with dealing with money or people. 
16310,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,47,47.Does your country have a big organized crime group like the mafia?
16311,47,47.Does your country have a big organized crime group like the mafia?,Nah I live in Canada so we got nothing huge haha
16312,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,18,18.Can a book change the world?
16313,18,18.Can a book change the world?,"I think it definitely can, because you can take a lot of knowledge out of it. "
16314,47,47.Does your country have a big organized crime group like the mafia?,Not that I know of.
16315,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,5,5.Is aging more difficult for men or women?
16316,5,5.Is aging more difficult for men or women?,"Women, of course. They suffer a lot from the men and the system."
16317,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,57,57.What traits make someone a good entrepreneur?
16318,57,57.What traits make someone a good entrepreneur?,Charisma. Some kind of business knowledge. Principles.
16319,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,34 !,34.What is the dirtiest job?
16320,34 !,34.What is the dirtiest job?,Probably proctologist. I think it's a shitty job.
16321,34.What is the dirtiest job?,Probably proctologist. I think it's a shitty job.,ayyyyy
16322,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,40 :),40.Do you think computers will ever be able to think for themselves or have “real” intelligence?
16323,40 :),40.Do you think computers will ever be able to think for themselves or have “real” intelligence?,Yes I do. Then we will all become surplus to requirements. WE ARE DOOMED.
16324,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,45,"45.If you were in a position of power, do you think you would be corrupt?"
16325,45,"45.If you were in a position of power, do you think you would be corrupt?","I want to say no, but I know I probably would be super corrupt."
16326,5,5.Is aging more difficult for men or women?,Women. Men get the image of experienced or tough. Women deal with stigmas of age more often.
16327,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,11,11. how long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
16328,11,11. how long does it take you to get ready in the morning?,"Arround 45 mins,

Shit
Shower
Shave
out the door"
16329,11. how long does it take you to get ready in the morning?,"Arround 45 mins,

Shit
Shower
Shave
out the door","Yeah, I'm about the same but different order of things haha"
16330,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,12,12.What kinds of things do you do to improve/maintain your appearance?
16331,12,12.What kinds of things do you do to improve/maintain your appearance?,"Make sure all my clothes fit, drink plenty of water and don't look unruly."
16332,Pick a number from 1-60 and I'll ask you a question,59.999999999999999999999,I see what you did there. 
16333,59.999999999999999999999,I see what you did there. ,And now we wait.
16334,What were some silly things you did as a kid?,"I loved English and still do. I couldn't pronounce words I loved without saying ""ee"" at the end.",Thatee madee mee laughee
16335,"I loved English and still do. I couldn't pronounce words I loved without saying ""ee"" at the end.",Thatee madee mee laughee,Not.. like that.
16336,Thatee madee mee laughee,Not.. like that.,"Oh, what was it instead?"
16337,Thatee madee mee laughee,Not.. like that.,You can't leave us hanging. Give an example.
16338,What were some silly things you did as a kid?,"I regret it, but I was one of those annoying kids who banged on random people's doors...",Hahah. Who hasn't doorbell ditched?!
16339,"I regret it, but I was one of those annoying kids who banged on random people's doors...",Hahah. Who hasn't doorbell ditched?!,You mean ding dong ditched.
16340,Quick survey for my Master's class,You can also post this to /r/samplesize ,Hey thanks I didn't know about that!
16341,You can also post this to /r/samplesize ,Hey thanks I didn't know about that!,Yup! Recently discovered it myself
16342,Quick survey for my Master's class,"24

+/- 6 times a year

No soda at all/ever","Holy moly, good on you! Thanks!"
16343,"24

+/- 6 times a year

No soda at all/ever","Holy moly, good on you! Thanks!",Hope you succeed with your master's! Good luck!
16344,What's an unpopular opinion that you have?,I'm not interested in GoT.  ,Me neither! I fell asleep during the first episode and that was that.
16345,I'm not interested in GoT.  ,Me neither! I fell asleep during the first episode and that was that.,Get through the first season and you will fall in love (hopefully)
16346,Me neither! I fell asleep during the first episode and that was that.,Get through the first season and you will fall in love (hopefully),"Yeah the first few episodes are all about world building, and the first season is a little slow."
16347,What's an unpopular opinion that you have?,I'm not interested in GoT.  ,GASP! You monster.
16348,I'm not interested in GoT.  ,GASP! You monster.,lol
16349,What's an unpopular opinion that you have?,The Beatles aren't that good. ,I prefer The Wiggles.
16350,The Beatles aren't that good. ,I prefer The Wiggles.,"Oh God, I was once forced to see a Wiggle's concert as a child because of my baby sister. "
16351,I prefer The Wiggles.,"Oh God, I was once forced to see a Wiggle's concert as a child because of my baby sister. ",:(
16352,The Beatles aren't that good. ,I prefer The Wiggles.,Hands in the air
16353,What's an unpopular opinion that you have?,Sonic has always been mediocre,the food or the video game?
16354,Sonic has always been mediocre,the food or the video game?,The gaem
16355,What's an unpopular opinion that you have?,"I hate bands. Ya know, the guitars, drums, etc..",Don't hate them as a whole but I can see why
16356,"I hate bands. Ya know, the guitars, drums, etc..",Don't hate them as a whole but I can see why,"I like the music that people claim to be ""not music""."
16357,What's an unpopular opinion that you have?,I never plan on watching the LOTOR movies. Ever. ,Why?
16358,I never plan on watching the LOTOR movies. Ever. ,Why?,Ruins the books. 
16359,What's an unpopular opinion that you have?,Sherlock sucks. ,The last season was a mess. I'll give you that
16360,Sherlock sucks. ,The last season was a mess. I'll give you that,"It gradually became more and more of a mess I think, the last season being the pinnacle "
16361,What's an unpopular opinion that you have?,Sherlock sucks. ,Holmes? The books?
16362,Sherlock sucks. ,Holmes? The books?,The BBC television show.
16363,What's an unpopular opinion that you have?,Sherlock sucks. ,I found it to be terrible.   But love Elementary
16364,Sherlock sucks. ,I found it to be terrible.   But love Elementary,"Never seen it, but heard good things. Anything with Natalie Dormer gets a yes from me. "
16365,What's an unpopular opinion that you have?,I never liked The Witcher 3. ,I've never played it 
16366,I never liked The Witcher 3. ,I've never played it ,I think you should try it. A vast majority of people like it a lot. You may like it too!
16367,"My dad just died this morning, can we please talk about random stuff?",What's your all time favorite food?!,Calamari for sure
16368,What's your all time favorite food?!,Calamari for sure,We're you disappointed when you found out a group of squid was not called a squad? I was... 
16369,Calamari for sure,We're you disappointed when you found out a group of squid was not called a squad? I was... ,Immensely 
16370,Calamari for sure,We're you disappointed when you found out a group of squid was not called a squad? I was... ,Woah what is it actually called? 
16371,We're you disappointed when you found out a group of squid was not called a squad? I was... ,Woah what is it actually called? ,"Group of squid, I guess... "
16372,What's your all time favorite food?!,Calamari for sure,Here's the real test: little baby squids or the breaded circles?
16373,Calamari for sure,Here's the real test: little baby squids or the breaded circles?,Little baby squids of course 
16374,Here's the real test: little baby squids or the breaded circles?,Little baby squids of course ,"Your God damn right. 

Now, Dank4Days...favorite strain?
"
16375,Little baby squids of course ,"Your God damn right. 

Now, Dank4Days...favorite strain?
",White widow was my first smoke so will always love it. You?
16376,Calamari for sure,Here's the real test: little baby squids or the breaded circles?,cones 4 life
16377,What's your all time favorite food?!,Calamari for sure,I've only had calamari once! I've been wanting to try it again :o
16378,Calamari for sure,I've only had calamari once! I've been wanting to try it again :o,"It's available at most Italian restaurants, I think even Olive Garden serves it."
16379,I've only had calamari once! I've been wanting to try it again :o,"It's available at most Italian restaurants, I think even Olive Garden serves it.","I think you're right!
I absolutely love Olive Garden!"
16380,"My dad just died this morning, can we please talk about random stuff?",What order at the drive-thru pisses you off most?,When they say it's to go. REALLY?!
16381,What order at the drive-thru pisses you off most?,When they say it's to go. REALLY?!,Yeah but what if I ask for the meal deal deluxe combo special?
16382,"My dad just died this morning, can we please talk about random stuff?",What order at the drive-thru pisses you off most?,"Sandwiches, takes the longest to prepare."
16383,What order at the drive-thru pisses you off most?,"Sandwiches, takes the longest to prepare.",And then?
16384,"Sandwiches, takes the longest to prepare.",And then?,What
16385,And then?,What,"I think it was a ""Dude, Where's My Car"" reference."
16386,"Sandwiches, takes the longest to prepare.",And then?,No and then!
16387,"My dad just died this morning, can we please talk about random stuff?",What are your favourite movies/TV shows? :),"Breaking bad, bobs burgers, and King of the Hill."
16388,What are your favourite movies/TV shows? :),"Breaking bad, bobs burgers, and King of the Hill.","Plus one for Bob's Burgers.

Try Rick and Morty. It'll make you laugh a lot, methinks."
16389,What are your favourite movies/TV shows? :),"Breaking bad, bobs burgers, and King of the Hill.","If you want a depressing animated show that's also hilarious, go watch Bojack horseman!"
16390,"Breaking bad, bobs burgers, and King of the Hill.","If you want a depressing animated show that's also hilarious, go watch Bojack horseman!",Loved the first season but couldn't finish the second.
16391,What are your favourite movies/TV shows? :),"Breaking bad, bobs burgers, and King of the Hill.",Have you watched any of Better Call Saul? 
16392,"Breaking bad, bobs burgers, and King of the Hill.",Have you watched any of Better Call Saul? ,Yeah fucking love BCS
16393,Have you watched any of Better Call Saul? ,Yeah fucking love BCS,It's such a great show. I can't wait for the next season! 
16394,Yeah fucking love BCS,It's such a great show. I can't wait for the next season! ,Really wanna know why Nacho’s in bCS but not BrBa
16395,It's such a great show. I can't wait for the next season! ,Really wanna know why Nacho’s in bCS but not BrBa,I'm hoping it's not why I think :( 
16396,Have you watched any of Better Call Saul? ,Yeah fucking love BCS,:D
16397,What are your favourite movies/TV shows? :),"Breaking bad, bobs burgers, and King of the Hill.","My man.  King of the hill is the best show ever.  Went off Netflix, I bought all 13 seasons"
16398,"My dad just died this morning, can we please talk about random stuff?",Where do you live? Are you into modern board games?,Florida and the only board games I enjoy are Risk and chess.
16399,Where do you live? Are you into modern board games?,Florida and the only board games I enjoy are Risk and chess.,"I'm in Florida too, today was a scorcher and I saw a black snake in my yard for the first time"
16400,Florida and the only board games I enjoy are Risk and chess.,"I'm in Florida too, today was a scorcher and I saw a black snake in my yard for the first time","Had an osprey circling the neighborhood for a while really low to the ground, was cool."
16401,"My dad just died this morning, can we please talk about random stuff?",What US state is closest to Africa? ,Is it Florida?
16402,What US state is closest to Africa? ,Is it Florida?,No.  Look at a globe.
16403,Is it Florida?,No.  Look at a globe.,I am regrettably not near a globe at present.
16404,"My dad just died this morning, can we please talk about random stuff?",Super hyped for the new wolfenstein game.,Never played a wolfenstein game before but this one looks good.
16405,Super hyped for the new wolfenstein game.,Never played a wolfenstein game before but this one looks good.,Play new order and old blood their great fps games. Pretty much as good as half life imo 
16406,What's your favourite way to relax?,Weed + Music + Garden + Coffee,Sounds very relaxing indeed
16407,Weed + Music + Garden + Coffee,Sounds very relaxing indeed,Yesss. Too bad that I still live at my parents house and I can just do it when I'm alone. :/
16408,What's your favourite way to relax?,Weed + Music + Garden + Coffee,"Though I stopped smoking weed for a half year now, I always will miss these sessions."
16409,Weed + Music + Garden + Coffee,"Though I stopped smoking weed for a half year now, I always will miss these sessions.",Why did you stopped?
16410,What's your favourite way to relax?,Videogames. Sadly I dont have time for it like I used to...,Completely understand that
16411,Videogames. Sadly I dont have time for it like I used to...,Completely understand that,"My backlog is getting bigger and bigger, it is frustrating :D "
16412,Completely understand that,"My backlog is getting bigger and bigger, it is frustrating :D ","Same.

Between trying to do ""adult"" things and my games backlog, I never feel productive enough."
16413,Completely understand that,"My backlog is getting bigger and bigger, it is frustrating :D ",I bet!
16414,What's your favourite way to relax?,Reading a book with a cup of tea,What's your favourite book?
16415,Reading a book with a cup of tea,What's your favourite book?,"That's a tough question, but I'd probably say The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss"
16416,What's your favourite way to relax?,Woodworking in my shop. ,Is Ron Swanson in our midst?
16417,Woodworking in my shop. ,Is Ron Swanson in our midst?,"No, I wish. He makes some amazing slab pieces. He is the Norm Abram of his day. "
16418,Is Ron Swanson in our midst?,"No, I wish. He makes some amazing slab pieces. He is the Norm Abram of his day. ",Indeed
16419,What's your favourite way to relax?,"Beer and video games.

I'd add blowjob to that list but not a  reliable enough occurrence hahaha",lmao
16420,"Beer and video games.

I'd add blowjob to that list but not a  reliable enough occurrence hahaha",lmao,Do you partake in either? 
16421,lmao,Do you partake in either? ,"If by beer you mean a Snakebite and video games you mean lousy games like TF2, then yes 😂"
16422,Do you partake in either? ,"If by beer you mean a Snakebite and video games you mean lousy games like TF2, then yes 😂","I don't know what a snakebite is but TF2 is good, any others? "
16423,What's your favourite way to relax?,Put on some music on high volume when I'm home and chill on Reddit/blogs. ,Sounds good 
16424,Put on some music on high volume when I'm home and chill on Reddit/blogs. ,Sounds good ,"Sounds good for me, but not for the neighbors. "
16425,Remember when old games used to look so realistic?,Ace Combat 04 looked photorealistic to me as a kid.  Still looks fine and plays fantastically.,"Ace Combat 04 and 05 were the zenith of the series. 
"
16426,Ace Combat 04 looked photorealistic to me as a kid.  Still looks fine and plays fantastically.,"Ace Combat 04 and 05 were the zenith of the series. 
",Don't forget Zero!
16427,"Ace Combat 04 and 05 were the zenith of the series. 
",Don't forget Zero!,"I haven't played it, so I can't comment. "
16428,Don't forget Zero!,"I haven't played it, so I can't comment. ",Do it!  Just as good.
16429,"I haven't played it, so I can't comment. ",Do it!  Just as good.,What's that on? 
16430,Do it!  Just as good.,What's that on? ,PS2
16431,Sum up your favorite movie/book/game/song in the fewest words possible.,Dinosaurs friends. ,The land before time??
16432,Dinosaurs friends. ,The land before time??,"Thats not a bad guess! 

In fact its probably why I like this *game* I'm thinking of so much. "
16433,The land before time??,"Thats not a bad guess! 

In fact its probably why I like this *game* I'm thinking of so much. ",Animal crossing?
16434,Sum up your favorite movie/book/game/song in the fewest words possible.,Cop infiltrates group of street racers. ,"Fast and Furious

Brian Earl Spilner "
16435,Cop infiltrates group of street racers. ,"Fast and Furious

Brian Earl Spilner ","Ding, Ding , Ding."
16436,Sum up your favorite movie/book/game/song in the fewest words possible.,War is not glorious.,"Does ""Saving Private Ryan"" fit this bill?"
16437,War is not glorious.,"Does ""Saving Private Ryan"" fit this bill?",That's such a good movie! Sort of though. It's the wrong World War for it
16438,Sum up your favorite movie/book/game/song in the fewest words possible.,War is not glorious.,Apocalypse Now? 
16439,War is not glorious.,Apocalypse Now? ,Nope! I'm not even sure that that is.-.
16440,Apocalypse Now? ,Nope! I'm not even sure that that is.-.,May I buy a hint? 
16441,Nope! I'm not even sure that that is.-.,May I buy a hint? ,Yes:) The hint: An eighteen year old who lost his youth
16442,May I buy a hint? ,Yes:) The hint: An eighteen year old who lost his youth,Which war was it? 
16443,Yes:) The hint: An eighteen year old who lost his youth,Which war was it? ,World War I
16444,Which war was it? ,World War I,Lawrence of Arabia? 
16445,World War I,Lawrence of Arabia? ,I never heard of that one either😮I'm a tad uncultured sounds like haha. Need another hint?
16446,Lawrence of Arabia? ,I never heard of that one either😮I'm a tad uncultured sounds like haha. Need another hint?,"Yes.
"
16447,I never heard of that one either😮I'm a tad uncultured sounds like haha. Need another hint?,"Yes.
",Takes place in Germany
16448,Lawrence of Arabia? ,I never heard of that one either😮I'm a tad uncultured sounds like haha. Need another hint?,"Let's see ... is it ""All Quiet on the Western Front?"" "
16449,Apocalypse Now? ,Nope! I'm not even sure that that is.-.,"Apocalypse Now is an old movie about the Vietnam War. It's very much a ""war is hell"" movie. "
16450,Nope! I'm not even sure that that is.-.,"Apocalypse Now is an old movie about the Vietnam War. It's very much a ""war is hell"" movie. ",Oh really? That sounds interesting! Wrong war for my book/movie though:)
16451,What are the pros and cons of where you live?,I live in Florida. You hate the cold? I've got good news! ,What's the good news?!?!? (insert winky face) 
16452,I live in Florida. You hate the cold? I've got good news! ,What's the good news?!?!? (insert winky face) ,There’s also lots of good schools for grad school! 
16453,What are the pros and cons of where you live?,I live in Florida. You hate the cold? I've got good news! ,I hate not cold.... and also people who eat faces.
16454,I live in Florida. You hate the cold? I've got good news! ,I hate not cold.... and also people who eat faces.,Plz to be taking summer mountain pictures.  It will keep the zombies away.  
16455,I hate not cold.... and also people who eat faces.,Plz to be taking summer mountain pictures.  It will keep the zombies away.  ,"It's too hot to take pictures, I need to stay inside where the sun can't hurt me!"
16456,Plz to be taking summer mountain pictures.  It will keep the zombies away.  ,"It's too hot to take pictures, I need to stay inside where the sun can't hurt me!","""too hot""  

""the sun""  

Wut. "
16457,"It's too hot to take pictures, I need to stay inside where the sun can't hurt me!","""too hot""  

""the sun""  

Wut. ",It's regularly 90+ I can't stand it! 
16458,Do you love a foreign song so much you can sing it without understand what it means?,"Ask any anime fan and you'll get a a whole playlist of Japanese songs in a minute! 

","Oshiete oshiete yo, sono shikumi wo."
16459,"Ask any anime fan and you'll get a a whole playlist of Japanese songs in a minute! 

","Oshiete oshiete yo, sono shikumi wo.","&gt; Oshiete oshiete yo, sono shikumi wo

Boku no naka ni dare ga iru no?"
16460,When's your birthday?,"June 2nd.  I was due to be born on the 4th of July, but apparently I couldn't wait.",That's like a whole month early!
16461,"June 2nd.  I was due to be born on the 4th of July, but apparently I couldn't wait.",That's like a whole month early!,"Totally, and I think I'm okay.....for the most part."
16462,When's your birthday?,This friday,"Woah, that's almost my bday"
16463,This friday,"Woah, that's almost my bday",When's yours?
16464,"Woah, that's almost my bday",When's yours?,Sunday
16465,When's your birthday?,This friday,Happy birthday! :) 
16466,This friday,Happy birthday! :) ,Thank you !!
16467,When's your birthday?,August 5. ,"Fellow Leo!

My birthday is August 13 :)"
16468,August 5. ,"Fellow Leo!

My birthday is August 13 :)",Happy birthday to you soon! 
16469,"Fellow Leo!

My birthday is August 13 :)",Happy birthday to you soon! ,you too :) hopefully the weather will be good wherever you are (if you celebrate!) 
16470,When's your birthday?,My cakeday and birthday are the same. ,"that's nifty, whas it planned?"
16471,My cakeday and birthday are the same. ,"that's nifty, whas it planned?",Yes. One less thing to remember. 
16472,When's your birthday?,12/23. Fucking sucks tbh,"Ah, 12/26 and can confirm. The classic Birthday/Christmas present combined feels pretty bad."
16473,12/23. Fucking sucks tbh,"Ah, 12/26 and can confirm. The classic Birthday/Christmas present combined feels pretty bad.",I feel that. I'm used to it and honestly i'm not too bothered by it anymore. 
16474,When's your birthday?,12/23. Fucking sucks tbh,Same here! Do you celebrate Christmas?
16475,12/23. Fucking sucks tbh,Same here! Do you celebrate Christmas?,"Yes, not my birthday though 😓 you? "
16476,When's your birthday?,The day a famous politician was murdered.,11-22-63?
16477,The day a famous politician was murdered.,11-22-63?,"Tack on 30 years, and yeah.

Going to school always felt awkward."
16478,When's your birthday?,"November 24
Sometimes it lands on Thanksgiving, so that's fun ",is it weird getting bday gifts on turkey day?
16479,"November 24
Sometimes it lands on Thanksgiving, so that's fun ",is it weird getting bday gifts on turkey day?,Well my birthday cake is usually a turkey on those days 
16480,When's your birthday?,"June 2, and I love celebrating my birthday ","You, u/tdondich and I are birthday triplets! :)"
16481,"June 2, and I love celebrating my birthday ","You, u/tdondich and I are birthday triplets! :)",Best birth date ever !
16482,When's your birthday?,6 days from now.,any plans?
16483,6 days from now.,any plans?,Most likely stay home and do nothing/go on Reddit.
16484,When's your birthday?,In 25 minutes according to where I am right now. In 2.5 hours according to my home time zone. ,"Happy Birthday! If you don't mind me asking, how old are you turning?"
16485,In 25 minutes according to where I am right now. In 2.5 hours according to my home time zone. ,"Happy Birthday! If you don't mind me asking, how old are you turning?",Hey thanks. I'm 17. 
16486,What are your thoughts on swearing?,I'm Aussie so swearing is simply a part of life.,So am I.
16487,I'm Aussie so swearing is simply a part of life.,So am I.,Straya cunt!
16488,What do you want to talk about but feel like no one wants to hear?,Where do babies come from?,Baby trees
16489,Where do babies come from?,Baby trees,"Interesting.

How do baby trees reproduce?"
16490,Baby trees,"Interesting.

How do baby trees reproduce?",With water and love
16491,"Interesting.

How do baby trees reproduce?",With water and love,That's actually truw
16492,What do you want to talk about but feel like no one wants to hear?,Um. My little secret.,And what's that?
16493,Um. My little secret.,And what's that?,A little scent of kink. That most people I know is not accepting.
16494,And what's that?,A little scent of kink. That most people I know is not accepting.,"Well, in case you're new here, Reddit is the best place to share that kind of stuff lol. "
16495,When was the last time you smiled and why?,thinking about my girl this morning,Aw how sweet
16496,thinking about my girl this morning,Aw how sweet,thanks :3 hope your cat lives a long and happy life
16497,Aw how sweet,thanks :3 hope your cat lives a long and happy life,Thanks me too!
16498,When was the last time you smiled and why?,right now looking at my precious doggo,Aw what's that lil pupper doing?
16499,right now looking at my precious doggo,Aw what's that lil pupper doing?,putting her head on my lap and now she's sleeping on my foot she's so fuckin cute 
16500,Aw what's that lil pupper doing?,putting her head on my lap and now she's sleeping on my foot she's so fuckin cute ,So adorable! Tell her I said good doggy
16501,putting her head on my lap and now she's sleeping on my foot she's so fuckin cute ,So adorable! Tell her I said good doggy,okie dokie :))
16502,When was the last time you smiled and why?,"Earlier because I was Reading Torbjorn X Reinhart fan fics.
",The naughty kind?
16503,"Earlier because I was Reading Torbjorn X Reinhart fan fics.
",The naughty kind?,"Of course my guy.
"
16504,When was the last time you smiled and why?,Some seconds ago when I farted and pretended I'm a rocket.,That's childish.....and amazing hahaha
16505,Some seconds ago when I farted and pretended I'm a rocket.,That's childish.....and amazing hahaha,Being childish is one of my favorite things to do. xD
16506,"Hey Reddit, on a scale from 1-10, how fucked would you be if the zombie apocalypse started when you're at work?","Completely utterly fucked

15",You stuck at Walmart or something?
16507,"Completely utterly fucked

15",You stuck at Walmart or something?,"Wait a minute 

I'm unemployed 

Fuck Yeah I'm saved !"
16508,You stuck at Walmart or something?,"Wait a minute 

I'm unemployed 

Fuck Yeah I'm saved !",:(
16509,You stuck at Walmart or something?,"Wait a minute 

I'm unemployed 

Fuck Yeah I'm saved !",Always look on the bright side of life!
16510,"Wait a minute 

I'm unemployed 

Fuck Yeah I'm saved !",Always look on the bright side of life!,"Doop, de doop, de doody doop de doop"
16511,"Wait a minute 

I'm unemployed 

Fuck Yeah I'm saved !",Always look on the bright side of life!,:D
16512,Politics anyone?,"Oh, I'm not brave enough for politics.",Hey thats ok. Its not for everyone 
16513,"Oh, I'm not brave enough for politics.",Hey thats ok. Its not for everyone ,"Just kidding, it's a thing from r/prequelmemes"
16514,Hey thats ok. Its not for everyone ,"Just kidding, it's a thing from r/prequelmemes",Oh lol
16515,Politics anyone?,"Center right. 

 Fuck Antifa! ",Can you give an example of center right? Do you affiliate with a political party?
16516,"Center right. 

 Fuck Antifa! ",Can you give an example of center right? Do you affiliate with a political party?,I guess you can call them the alt-right. 
16517,Politics anyone?,No.,Ok. 
16518,No.,Ok. ,Yeah.
16519,Ok. ,Yeah.,Alright. 
16520,Yeah.,Alright. ,Bye.
16521,Alright. ,Bye.,No.
16522,Bye.,No.,No?
16523,No.,No?,No.
16524,No?,No.,Yes.
16525,No.,Yes.,Yes?
16526,Yes.,Yes?,Yes.
16527,Yes?,Yes.,No.
16528,Yes.,No.,Okay.
16529,No.,Okay.,Yeah. 
16530,Okay.,Yeah. ,Good.
16531,Yeah. ,Good.,Yes. 
16532,Good.,Yes. ,Yep.
16533,Yes. ,Yep.,Mhm.
16534,Yep.,Mhm.,: ^ )
16535,Mhm.,: ^ ),&lt;:()
16536,: ^ ),&lt;:(),&gt;: ^ ) 
16537,&lt;:(),&gt;: ^ ) ,: ^ D
16538,&gt;: ^ ) ,: ^ D,&lt;: ^ d
16539,: ^ D,&lt;: ^ d,&lt;:$
16540,&lt;: ^ d,&lt;:$,:o)
16541,&lt;:$,:o),(ᵔᴥᵔ)
16542,:o),(ᵔᴥᵔ),: &gt; )
16543,(ᵔᴥᵔ),: &gt; ),♥‿♥
16544,: &gt; ),♥‿♥,˙˘˙
16545,♥‿♥,˙˘˙,༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ
16546,˙˘˙,༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ,● ___ ●
16547,༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ,● ___ ●,◉_◉
16548,● ___ ●,◉_◉,(●¬˛●¬)
16549,◉_◉,(●¬˛●¬),⚆ _ ⚆
16550,(●¬˛●¬),⚆ _ ⚆,&gt;_&gt;
16551,⚆ _ ⚆,&gt;_&gt;,ಠ‿↼
16552,&gt;_&gt;,ಠ‿↼,T~T
16553,ಠ‿↼,T~T,(｀Д´)
16554,T~T,(｀Д´),*O*
16555,(｀Д´),*O*,٩◔̯◔۶
16556,Politics anyone?,"Im socialist. 
",Hey nice to see you here :) and socialism is good imo
16557,"Im socialist. 
",Hey nice to see you here :) and socialism is good imo,"Haha yeah I checked your posts and was like ""why not"". 
And hope it goes well with your PC! "
16558,Let's play 2 truths and a lie.,I'm athletic. I don't love strawberry flavor. I loved Man of steel. ,There's no way you don't love strawberry
16559,I'm athletic. I don't love strawberry flavor. I loved Man of steel. ,There's no way you don't love strawberry,Haha that was easier than I expected 😂
16560,I'm athletic. I don't love strawberry flavor. I loved Man of steel. ,There's no way you don't love strawberry,"Strawberries are great, but the strawberry flavor is awful :("
16561,There's no way you don't love strawberry,"Strawberries are great, but the strawberry flavor is awful :(",*you take that back*
16562,"Strawberries are great, but the strawberry flavor is awful :(",*you take that back*,*never*
16563,*you take that back*,*never*,*pulls out sword*
16564,Let's play 2 truths and a lie.,I'm athletic. I don't love strawberry flavor. I loved Man of steel. ,"Strawberry flavor is the lie, that's my guess"
16565,I'm athletic. I don't love strawberry flavor. I loved Man of steel. ,"Strawberry flavor is the lie, that's my guess",You got it 
16566,"Strawberry flavor is the lie, that's my guess",You got it ,Woohoo!
16567,Let's play 2 truths and a lie.,"I went to Canada last summer

My hair is dyed rainbow

I have 2 pet chickens",Rainbow dyed hair is my guess. 
16568,"I went to Canada last summer

My hair is dyed rainbow

I have 2 pet chickens",Rainbow dyed hair is my guess. ,That one's actually true! Although just the tips and it's mostly faded by now.
16569,Rainbow dyed hair is my guess. ,That one's actually true! Although just the tips and it's mostly faded by now.,"Ahhhh I'm not even mad, that's actually pretty cool!😊"
16570,Let's play 2 truths and a lie.,"I went to Canada last summer

My hair is dyed rainbow

I have 2 pet chickens",You have 3 pet chickens!
16571,"I went to Canada last summer

My hair is dyed rainbow

I have 2 pet chickens",You have 3 pet chickens!,Only two :(
16572,Let's play 2 truths and a lie.,"When I was five, my dog saved my life. I've dissected a shark. I'm a middle-aged housewife.",I think the middle aged housewife one is the lie! 
16573,"When I was five, my dog saved my life. I've dissected a shark. I'm a middle-aged housewife.",I think the middle aged housewife one is the lie! ,Nope!
16574,I think the middle aged housewife one is the lie! ,Nope!,I'll go with the shark one then..? 
16575,Let's play 2 truths and a lie.,"I've lived in 4 different countries. 

My sister once fell onto Obama. 

I have blue eyes. ",I think the blue eyes are a lie 
16576,"I've lived in 4 different countries. 

My sister once fell onto Obama. 

I have blue eyes. ",I think the blue eyes are a lie ,Ding ding ding!
16577,Let's play 2 truths and a lie.,I got struck by lightning. I flipped a car. My brother shot me. ,"I will go with lightning, that’s quite hard to survive"
16578,I got struck by lightning. I flipped a car. My brother shot me. ,"I will go with lightning, that’s quite hard to survive","Yeah, I should have thought of a more realistic lie! "
16579,Let's play 2 truths and a lie.,"im 6'3"", I have scars on both arms, I love dogs","Your 6""3? "
16580,"im 6'3"", I have scars on both arms, I love dogs","Your 6""3? ","no :( I am only 6'2"" "
16581,Let's play 2 truths and a lie.,"I live in Canada.
I draw porn as a hobby.
I have a minion meme page.",You don't have a minion meme page. Please. 
16582,"I live in Canada.
I draw porn as a hobby.
I have a minion meme page.",You don't have a minion meme page. Please. ,"I'm just as sorry as you, but you're wrong"
16583,You don't have a minion meme page. Please. ,"I'm just as sorry as you, but you're wrong",You don't live in Canada. You live in the US. 
16584,"I'm just as sorry as you, but you're wrong",You don't live in Canada. You live in the US. ,Ya got me
16585,What does the predictive text of your phone say?,I'm ready for this,Begin your sentence with: * The man**
16586,I'm ready for this,Begin your sentence with: * The man**,"The man who is this guy in the shower, I don't know what you said "
16587,Begin your sentence with: * The man**,"The man who is this guy in the shower, I don't know what you said ",Another one: **Xbox live**
16588,"The man who is this guy in the shower, I don't know what you said ",Another one: **Xbox live**,Xbox live in the shower and I'll be there in the city 
16589,Another one: **Xbox live**,Xbox live in the shower and I'll be there in the city ,Your phone secretly loves the shower :D
16590,Xbox live in the shower and I'll be there in the city ,Your phone secretly loves the shower :D,It really does haha:)
16591,What does the predictive text of your phone say?,Me next!,Begin your sentence with: **Her majesty**
16592,Me next!,Begin your sentence with: **Her majesty**,Her majesty and I have been with a lot of people and she is definitely a great person.
16593,Begin your sentence with: **Her majesty**,Her majesty and I have been with a lot of people and she is definitely a great person.,Unexpectedly wholesome :)) 
16594,What does the predictive text of your phone say?,"Alright, give me a word!",Begin your sentence with: **His car**
16595,"Alright, give me a word!",Begin your sentence with: **His car**,"His car was so cute and she didn't want to go home, so she didn't."
16596,Begin your sentence with: **His car**,"His car was so cute and she didn't want to go home, so she didn't.","(I'm dying 😁 😁)

Try this : **Amy's cake**"
16597,What does the predictive text of your phone say?,Yes please.,Begin your sentence with: **NASA wanted**
16598,Yes please.,Begin your sentence with: **NASA wanted**,NASA wanted to ease me into metal musician and he came over and picked up like the floor.
16599,Begin your sentence with: **NASA wanted**,NASA wanted to ease me into metal musician and he came over and picked up like the floor.,"(the fuck lol,)

game for another? "
16600,NASA wanted to ease me into metal musician and he came over and picked up like the floor.,"(the fuck lol,)

game for another? ",Sure
16601,"(the fuck lol,)

game for another? ",Sure,Try : Dolores would
16602,What does the predictive text of your phone say?,I’d love to,Begin your sentence with: **I've been**
16603,I’d love to,Begin your sentence with: **I've been**,I’ve been trying for years to come here but it’s ok but I’ll be back again 
16604,Begin your sentence with: **I've been**,I’ve been trying for years to come here but it’s ok but I’ll be back again ,"(Sweet)

Try: **Horses were**"
16605,I’ve been trying for years to come here but it’s ok but I’ll be back again ,"(Sweet)

Try: **Horses were**",Horses were there too many cat people in there and they didn’t know what about the dog 
16606,"(Sweet)

Try: **Horses were**",Horses were there too many cat people in there and they didn’t know what about the dog ,"Hmm funny!

Try this : **Burgers and**"
16607,Horses were there too many cat people in there and they didn’t know what about the dog ,"Hmm funny!

Try this : **Burgers and**",This is inordinately amusing.
16608,What does the predictive text of your phone say?,[removed],Begin your sentence with: **The earth**
16609,[removed],Begin your sentence with: **The earth**,[removed]
16610,What does the predictive text of your phone say?,Sounds fun! Give me a word,Begin your sentence with : **Android is**
16611,Sounds fun! Give me a word,Begin your sentence with : **Android is**,Android is the best app ever to have to use for this one 
16612,What does the predictive text of your phone say?,I’d like a word please!,Begin your sentence with: **Hitler**
16613,I’d like a word please!,Begin your sentence with: **Hitler**,Hitler said that he would have been the first one to get through the day.
16614,What does the predictive text of your phone say?,Mines gonna be probably fucked. Let's go!,Begin your sentence with: **The pope**
16615,Mines gonna be probably fucked. Let's go!,Begin your sentence with: **The pope**,"The Pope Francis Kill Yourself and a half hour probably be better.

Oh."
16616,Begin your sentence with: **The pope**,"The Pope Francis Kill Yourself and a half hour probably be better.

Oh.","Wow,I should be scared :D"
16617,What does the predictive text of your phone say?,I'll play,Begin your sentence with :**Good luck**
16618,I'll play,Begin your sentence with :**Good luck**,My phone just ends it :(
16619,Begin your sentence with :**Good luck**,My phone just ends it :(,"Damnnnn son 🙏 

Begin your sentence with: **Scotland was not**"
16620,What does the predictive text of your phone say?,This is actually really creative. Hook me up,Thanks! Begin your sentence with:**The truth is**
16621,This is actually really creative. Hook me up,Thanks! Begin your sentence with:**The truth is**,"The truth is that I hate people 
God that one sucked "
16622,Thanks! Begin your sentence with:**The truth is**,"The truth is that I hate people 
God that one sucked ",hahaha made me chuckle :D
16623,What does the predictive text of your phone say?,Me too!,**Memes are**
16624,Me too!,**Memes are**,Memes are so cute and I'm happy for them to be nice!
16625,What does the predictive text of your phone say?,Hit me,Begin your sentence with : **The cops** 
16626,Hit me,Begin your sentence with : **The cops** ,The cops are not being a good friend to me me big boy and I don’t know what to do. 
16627,Begin your sentence with : **The cops** ,The cops are not being a good friend to me me big boy and I don’t know what to do. ,That's funny and sounds nervous lol
16628,What does the predictive text of your phone say?,I’m not going on a trip or not sure what I want you guys for,just go on the trip :O lol
16629,I’m not going on a trip or not sure what I want you guys for,just go on the trip :O lol,Just go on the trip to see what you want and then I can get it to the shop. 
16630,just go on the trip :O lol,Just go on the trip to see what you want and then I can get it to the shop. ,hehe
16631,What does the predictive text of your phone say?,"Yes, please. Thank you. ",Begin with: **Russia was never**
16632,"Yes, please. Thank you. ",Begin with: **Russia was never**,Russia was never able to make it to the same place as the best and worst case scenario. 
16633,Begin with: **Russia was never**,Russia was never able to make it to the same place as the best and worst case scenario. ,Somewhat relevant lol
16634,What does the predictive text of your phone say?,Send help,Begin your sentence with : **The batman**
16635,Send help,Begin your sentence with : **The batman**,The batman is not a good man 
16636,Begin your sentence with : **The batman**,The batman is not a good man ,Damnnnn
16637,The batman is not a good man ,Damnnnn,"My phone knows what's up, apparently. The other paths were ""idea"" or ""and"" instead of ""man."""
16638,What does the predictive text of your phone say?,"Oh my gosh, please. This looks like so much fun.",Begin with: **Did you**
16639,"Oh my gosh, please. This looks like so much fun.",Begin with: **Did you**,Did you get creeped out by women several times before I die in the shower?
16640,"I'm on a long car ride, what's up with all of you?",I'm hungover 😭😩,Ouch. Was it worth it?
16641,I'm hungover 😭😩,Ouch. Was it worth it?,"Meh. Not really. I had a massive margarita, some fruity beer and bubbly wine.  "
16642,Ouch. Was it worth it?,"Meh. Not really. I had a massive margarita, some fruity beer and bubbly wine.  ",Any occasion or just a Friday?
16643,"Meh. Not really. I had a massive margarita, some fruity beer and bubbly wine.  ",Any occasion or just a Friday?,Visiting friends out of town. 
16644,Any occasion or just a Friday?,Visiting friends out of town. ,Sounds like fun
16645,"I'm on a long car ride, what's up with all of you?",Just working. Where are you headed?,Going from Connecticut to New Jersey for a birthday party. How's work?
16646,Just working. Where are you headed?,Going from Connecticut to New Jersey for a birthday party. How's work?,"Oh, is it a long drive. Work's alright."
16647,"I'm on a long car ride, what's up with all of you?",Had to work the saturday. Got back home and now I'm drinking rum and watching Trailer park boys.,Color me jealous
16648,Had to work the saturday. Got back home and now I'm drinking rum and watching Trailer park boys.,Color me jealous,Is it too personal if I ask you where you are going?
16649,I did it.,👏👏👏,"Please, quiet down the noise."
16650,👏👏👏,"Please, quiet down the noise.",He's just trying to get the clap light to turn off for a good night's sleep! 
16651,I did it.,"🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶

:D",Hey I'm trying to sleep here
16652,"🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶

:D",Hey I'm trying to sleep here,WHAT DID YOU SAY
16653,"🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶

:D",Hey I'm trying to sleep here,Oops sorry *turns volume ⬇⬇⬇⬇*
16654,Hey I'm trying to sleep here,Oops sorry *turns volume ⬇⬇⬇⬇*,Hey I'm trying to party here
16655,Oops sorry *turns volume ⬇⬇⬇⬇*,Hey I'm trying to party here,*turns up*
16656,Hey I'm trying to party here,*turns up*,*turns knob in third dimension sideways through stereo*
16657,*turns up*,*turns knob in third dimension sideways through stereo*,Kim Jong Un and Psy bust through the door and do leapfrogs around the room
16658,*turns up*,*turns knob in third dimension sideways through stereo*,I hear *E V E R Y T H I N G*
16659,"🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶

:D",Hey I'm trying to sleep here,"#🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶

#:D
"
16660,Hey I'm trying to sleep here,"#🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶

#:D
",:(
16661,What were you doing 5 years ago?,"I was 19, and starting out at my job. ",What job was it?
16662,"I was 19, and starting out at my job. ",What job was it?,"The wonderful world of Walmart, where I'm still at."
16663,What job was it?,"The wonderful world of Walmart, where I'm still at.","Walmart aint all that bad I guess, right?"
16664,What were you doing 5 years ago?,"Was a depressed little middle school (my country's equivalent, anyways) kid. I got better.",Glad you got better!
16665,"Was a depressed little middle school (my country's equivalent, anyways) kid. I got better.",Glad you got better!,"Me too. Well, it left its scars but I learned a lot. I'd say I gained from it."
16666,What were you doing 5 years ago?,College. ,What did you study?
16667,College. ,What did you study?,Biochemistry and math! 
16668,What did you study?,Biochemistry and math! ,The two subjects I'm worst at! Good job.
16669,Biochemistry and math! ,The two subjects I'm worst at! Good job.,What are your best subjects?
16670,The two subjects I'm worst at! Good job.,What are your best subjects?,"Foreign languages I pick up fast, and anything like creative writing/business writing."
16671,What are your best subjects?,"Foreign languages I pick up fast, and anything like creative writing/business writing.","Nice! I love languages, but I've never been good with them as much as I'd like to be."
16672,What were you doing 5 years ago?,being homeless and doing all the drugs i could get my grubby teenage hands on X3 what an idiot ,Sounds very Hunter S. Thompson
16673,being homeless and doing all the drugs i could get my grubby teenage hands on X3 what an idiot ,Sounds very Hunter S. Thompson,"all of the same issues, none of the same talent "
16674,What were you doing 5 years ago?,I was in Las Vegas with my ex boyfriend.,I see it didn't last...
16675,I was in Las Vegas with my ex boyfriend.,I see it didn't last...,It did not. I am now married and we're expecting our first child in a couple weeks :)
16676,I see it didn't last...,It did not. I am now married and we're expecting our first child in a couple weeks :),See! Things worked out.
16677,"Every time I hear about a really successful person I compare their age to mine to see ""if I still have time"".",Me too :),Me three :)
16678,Me too :),Me three :),Me 4 :) 
16679,"Every time I hear about a really successful person I compare their age to mine to see ""if I still have time"".",I’m the same age as Kim Jong-Un and he’s got his own country while I work a standard office job.,At least you haven't killed anyone so far... at...least...I...hope...so...
16680,I’m the same age as Kim Jong-Un and he’s got his own country while I work a standard office job.,At least you haven't killed anyone so far... at...least...I...hope...so...,Yet another thing he’s managed to do before me...
16681,"I'm a 22-year-old economics student from Finland, currently high on LSD, AmA!",What is Finland like when you're high on LSD?,"Cold and bleak, but some added colours!"
16682,What is Finland like when you're high on LSD?,"Cold and bleak, but some added colours!","lol that's good! And okay, how did you end up being high on LSD today? "
16683,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",Currently Deployed overseas and finally hit the 90 day mark till I return home!,"Awesome! How's the deployment going, if you don't mind me asking? "
16684,Currently Deployed overseas and finally hit the 90 day mark till I return home!,"Awesome! How's the deployment going, if you don't mind me asking? ",Its going alright I'm so ready to go home and see my family
16685,"Awesome! How's the deployment going, if you don't mind me asking? ",Its going alright I'm so ready to go home and see my family,"Totally understandable, thanks for your service. "
16686,Its going alright I'm so ready to go home and see my family,"Totally understandable, thanks for your service. ",Thank you i appreciate that. Just love our beautiful country!
16687,Have y'all ever thought about how weird and difficult it is to make friends after college?,Shit im having a problem making friends IN college!!,Just sit next to someone for a few times and it'll slowly happen. 
16688,Shit im having a problem making friends IN college!!,Just sit next to someone for a few times and it'll slowly happen. ,"Don't most people sit with their friends, or in some pre-determined groups anyway? "
16689,Have y'all ever thought about how weird and difficult it is to make friends after college?,Shit im having a problem making friends IN college!!,"Same.

Please be my friend 🎉"
16690,Shit im having a problem making friends IN college!!,"Same.

Please be my friend 🎉",🎉🎊🎉🐕🐕🐕 let's get crunk on loneliness my dudes 🤠
16691,"Same.

Please be my friend 🎉",🎉🎊🎉🐕🐕🐕 let's get crunk on loneliness my dudes 🤠,Im just getting high on getting by
16692,What do you guys do in pure anger or sadness?,the least healthy thing ,"Can confirm, ate half a bag of Party Size Doritos out of anger lol"
16693,the least healthy thing ,"Can confirm, ate half a bag of Party Size Doritos out of anger lol",honestly I don't get sad anymore and as for anger i try to not let it control me
16694,Reddit secretly re-enabled tracking on users that had it disabled before.,All my preferences were already unchecked.,That's good. Somehow mine had reset to checked (again).
16695,All my preferences were already unchecked.,That's good. Somehow mine had reset to checked (again).,Mine too. I had definitely unchecked them a couple of weeks ago
16696,All my preferences were already unchecked.,That's good. Somehow mine had reset to checked (again).,"mine, too. I'm so angry at this. Thank you so much for the post."
16697,I'm pretty sure sarcasm isn't a unique personality trait,What about being an asshole? Is that a unique personality trait? I gotta be unique in some way!,"You're in luck, they usually go hand in hand! "
16698,What about being an asshole? Is that a unique personality trait? I gotta be unique in some way!,"You're in luck, they usually go hand in hand! ",Ha! Knew I was on to something.
16699,What would you do if you had unlimited time?,Play A LOT of video games. ,Which ones?
16700,Play A LOT of video games. ,Which ones?,Idk I just don't get to play anymore so I'd love to get back to that
16701,Which ones?,Idk I just don't get to play anymore so I'd love to get back to that,"They can be real fun, but are also quite a timesuck! Careful getting back into them :p"
16702,What would you do if you had unlimited time?,"Waste it.

I got all the time of the world,so I will do it later. 

",And the truth comes out. But wouldn't wasting time get boring eventually?
16703,"Waste it.

I got all the time of the world,so I will do it later. 

",And the truth comes out. But wouldn't wasting time get boring eventually?,Are you truly wasting time if it’s infinite? 
16704,And the truth comes out. But wouldn't wasting time get boring eventually?,Are you truly wasting time if it’s infinite? ,"Supposedly not, but you could think of it as exploring those infinities more slowly"
16705,What would you do if you had unlimited time?,I would spend a lot more time painting. ,What do you like to paint?
16706,I would spend a lot more time painting. ,What do you like to paint?,Portraits and abstracts. I'm also getting into rock painting. 
16707,What do you like to paint?,Portraits and abstracts. I'm also getting into rock painting. ,As in painting on rocks or painting rocks on canvas?
16708,Portraits and abstracts. I'm also getting into rock painting. ,As in painting on rocks or painting rocks on canvas?,"Painting on rocks. Afterwards, I hide them for someone else to find. It is fun. "
16709,As in painting on rocks or painting rocks on canvas?,"Painting on rocks. Afterwards, I hide them for someone else to find. It is fun. ",I love this! I need to do that.
16710,"Painting on rocks. Afterwards, I hide them for someone else to find. It is fun. ",I love this! I need to do that.,You should!
16711,I love this! I need to do that.,You should!,It's a new goal of mine. Paint a rock.
16712,What would you do if you had unlimited time?,Nothing,Nothing?
16713,Nothing,Nothing?,"Well I have all the time in the world as it is, and I don't do shit."
16714,Nothing?,"Well I have all the time in the world as it is, and I don't do shit.",Fair enough.
16715,No one showed up to my 21st birthday drinks so I'm watching Netflix,"Have you watched 30 rock, P and R or the Office (the classics)","I loved  the office (U.K&amp;US)  and PR, never seen 30 rock tho I'll flick an Ep on now!"
16716,"Have you watched 30 rock, P and R or the Office (the classics)","I loved  the office (U.K&amp;US)  and PR, never seen 30 rock tho I'll flick an Ep on now!","Better watch it quick, it's off Netflix starting October 1st :-("
16717,"I loved  the office (U.K&amp;US)  and PR, never seen 30 rock tho I'll flick an Ep on now!","Better watch it quick, it's off Netflix starting October 1st :-(",Which one?
16718,"Have you watched 30 rock, P and R or the Office (the classics)","I loved  the office (U.K&amp;US)  and PR, never seen 30 rock tho I'll flick an Ep on now!","30 Rock rules, check it out!"
16719,No one showed up to my 21st birthday drinks so I'm watching Netflix,"Master of None, highly recommended that!",Masters of none? What's it about if you don't mind me asking
16720,"Master of None, highly recommended that!",Masters of none? What's it about if you don't mind me asking,Basically a guy (aziz ansari) searching for his passion and love life. 
16721,Masters of none? What's it about if you don't mind me asking,Basically a guy (aziz ansari) searching for his passion and love life. ,"I'll add it to the list, cheers!"
16722,Basically a guy (aziz ansari) searching for his passion and love life. ,"I'll add it to the list, cheers!","I loved master of none, as a twenty something year old I found it so relatable "
16723,What would you like to say to someone but haven't?,bitch i love u,maybe they love u 2
16724,bitch i love u,maybe they love u 2,not really hahahah. thanks for the encouragement tho
16725,maybe they love u 2,not really hahahah. thanks for the encouragement tho,why not??
16726,What would you like to say to someone but haven't?,"I want to shake new mothers and tell them to stop naming their children basic bitch names.
",okay Maddie
16727,"I want to shake new mothers and tell them to stop naming their children basic bitch names.
",okay Maddie,"100% this.
"
16728,What would you like to say to someone but haven't?,"You smart, you loyal, i appreciate you",why not say it to them?
16729,"You smart, you loyal, i appreciate you",why not say it to them?,"If i knew this, it wouldnt be something i wish i had said"
16730,What is your favorite piece of clothing like?,An alpaca/wool blend sweater i knit myself :) I was and still am pretty proud of that one. ,Neat! I'm sure it's a great sweater
16731,An alpaca/wool blend sweater i knit myself :) I was and still am pretty proud of that one. ,Neat! I'm sure it's a great sweater,that's really cool!
16732,What is your favorite piece of clothing like?,"My hoodie, it's so comfortable. I can understand why girls love stealing them :(","I used to have a hoodie, lost it to a now ex-girlfriend :("
16733,"My hoodie, it's so comfortable. I can understand why girls love stealing them :(","I used to have a hoodie, lost it to a now ex-girlfriend :(",Good thing I don't have a girlfriend or else I'll lose all my warm clothes ;)
16734,"I used to have a hoodie, lost it to a now ex-girlfriend :(",Good thing I don't have a girlfriend or else I'll lose all my warm clothes ;),Positivity!
16735,Good thing I don't have a girlfriend or else I'll lose all my warm clothes ;),Positivity!,"Then again, I don't have anyone to cuddle :P"
16736,"Let's be real, you are a total ____.",Try r/AskOuija ,A
16737,Try r/AskOuija ,A,N for no. 
16738,A,N for no. ,A
16739,N for no. ,A,L
16740,A,L,C
16741,L,C,O
16742,C,O,N
16743,O,N,T
16744,N,T,U
16745,T,U,S
16746,U,S,I
16747,S,I,O
16748,I,O,N
16749,O,N,S
16750,"Let's be real, you are a total ____.",Douchebag ,I like the term douchenozzle 
16751,Douchebag ,I like the term douchenozzle ,Its cool foshizzle manizzle 
16752,Douchebag ,I like the term douchenozzle ,Douche canoe is a personal favorite of mine.
16753,"Let's be real, you are a total ____.",mess. ,I'm a mess too!  Lets be messy together!
16754,mess. ,I'm a mess too!  Lets be messy together!,Can I join?
16755,I'm a mess too!  Lets be messy together!,Can I join?,Of course!  The more the messier!
16756,Can I join?,Of course!  The more the messier!,Yay. Now i can be a total mess in peace since it's the weekend
16757,"Let's be real, you are a total ____.","softie. If you cry, I cave","You and me both. Let's plan to never be in the same room, I'm not a fan of feedback loops."
16758,"softie. If you cry, I cave","You and me both. Let's plan to never be in the same room, I'm not a fan of feedback loops.","I can't cry lol so you're safe

"
16759,"softie. If you cry, I cave","You and me both. Let's plan to never be in the same room, I'm not a fan of feedback loops.",Aww 1 less potential friend :(
16760,"Let's be real, you are a total ____.",HUMAN,"Finally, the liar comments. "
16761,HUMAN,"Finally, the liar comments. ","I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?

THE ANSWER IS TOTALLY NOT A ROBOT.

THAT IS WHAT I AM."
16762,"Let's be real, you are a total ____.",Sociopath.,And how do you feel about that? 
16763,Sociopath.,And how do you feel about that? ,I don't have an opinion about this.
16764,"iphone 10, $999. Entire Cracker Barrel menu, $887.81","OR, iPhone 10, $999. Entire Cracker Barrel menu, $1 after lamination.",You are paying way too much for lamination. Who's your lamination guy? 
16765,"OR, iPhone 10, $999. Entire Cracker Barrel menu, $1 after lamination.",You are paying way too much for lamination. Who's your lamination guy? ,Dude don't get me started on *BIG LAMINATE!*
16766,You are paying way too much for lamination. Who's your lamination guy? ,Dude don't get me started on *BIG LAMINATE!*,You see right through them.
16767,Dude don't get me started on *BIG LAMINATE!*,You see right through them.,*slow clap*
16768,"OR, iPhone 10, $999. Entire Cracker Barrel menu, $1 after lamination.",You are paying way too much for lamination. Who's your lamination guy? ,"*Nice try, Creed*"
16769,"OR, iPhone 10, $999. Entire Cracker Barrel menu, $1 after lamination.",You are paying way too much for lamination. Who's your lamination guy? ,Me. I just use lots and lots of tape. That's how that works. Trust me.
16770,"I just saw The Princess Bride yesterday, for the first time ever. What a great movie.",As you wish,I like to say that to people.
16771,As you wish,I like to say that to people.,Inconceivable!
16772,I like to say that to people.,Inconceivable!,"See, people keep using that word and I'm not sure it means what they think it means."
16773,"I just saw The Princess Bride yesterday, for the first time ever. What a great movie.",You haven't seen it before? INCONCEIVABLE! ,"Dammit, I'm trying hard not to quote the movie right now! It's hard! "
16774,You haven't seen it before? INCONCEIVABLE! ,"Dammit, I'm trying hard not to quote the movie right now! It's hard! ",Why would you try *not* to quote it?
16775,"I just saw The Princess Bride yesterday, for the first time ever. What a great movie.","Hey op, how old are you? I want to see what age you found it to be charming.","As of today, I'm 33! "
16776,"Hey op, how old are you? I want to see what age you found it to be charming.","As of today, I'm 33! ","Yep, it is a good movie to be enjoyed at any age!
Have a good day op!"
16777,"As of today, I'm 33! ","Yep, it is a good movie to be enjoyed at any age!
Have a good day op!",Thanks! You too! 
16778,"Hey op, how old are you? I want to see what age you found it to be charming.","As of today, I'm 33! ",Happy Birthday!
16779,"As of today, I'm 33! ",Happy Birthday!,Thanks! ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
16780,"I just saw The Princess Bride yesterday, for the first time ever. What a great movie.",That movie turned 30 yesterday! Such a good classic. I grew up on that and Young Frankenstein,"Ut turned 30 yesterday, and I'm turning 33 today. Such luck! "
16781,That movie turned 30 yesterday! Such a good classic. I grew up on that and Young Frankenstein,"Ut turned 30 yesterday, and I'm turning 33 today. Such luck! ",Happy birthday!
16782,"Ut turned 30 yesterday, and I'm turning 33 today. Such luck! ",Happy birthday!,Thanks! We've been celebrating by stuffing our faces with spareribs. My life is good. 
16783,That movie turned 30 yesterday! Such a good classic. I grew up on that and Young Frankenstein,"Ut turned 30 yesterday, and I'm turning 33 today. Such luck! ",I’m 32 today! Happy birthday!
16784,Every year I say to myself “wow last year I was really cringy thank god im not this year” and then the very next year I say the same thing,"You'll grow out of it, don't worry about it.",30 year-old here - it's not as bad as it used to be but it's definitely still there.
16785,"You'll grow out of it, don't worry about it.",30 year-old here - it's not as bad as it used to be but it's definitely still there.,Same. I think I've just learned to not cringe at my own cringe-worthiness.
16786,"You'll grow out of it, don't worry about it.",30 year-old here - it's not as bad as it used to be but it's definitely still there.,"29, the self cringyness has never stopped"
16787,Every year I say to myself “wow last year I was really cringy thank god im not this year” and then the very next year I say the same thing,I was like that until I turned about 24-25. Teens and early 20's can be... a rough period.,Great... just what I wanted to hear 
16788,I was like that until I turned about 24-25. Teens and early 20's can be... a rough period.,Great... just what I wanted to hear ,"Oh, are you older? Sorry lol. That's just my personal experience."
16789,Great... just what I wanted to hear ,"Oh, are you older? Sorry lol. That's just my personal experience.",Nope just in that range of high school so I’m basically fucked 
16790,"Oh, are you older? Sorry lol. That's just my personal experience.",Nope just in that range of high school so I’m basically fucked ,"Nooo, you're still growing up. Believe me, it's normal."
16791,Nope just in that range of high school so I’m basically fucked ,"Nooo, you're still growing up. Believe me, it's normal.",This sucks though :( I don’t like liking some one one year and hating it the next 
16792,"Nooo, you're still growing up. Believe me, it's normal.",This sucks though :( I don’t like liking some one one year and hating it the next ,Maybe you'll like liking some one one year and hating it the next next year? 
16793,Nope just in that range of high school so I’m basically fucked ,"Nooo, you're still growing up. Believe me, it's normal.",I'm almost 32 and I still do that....
16794,Where do you live?,"North Carolina, USA",I'm from NC! Whereabouts?
16795,"North Carolina, USA",I'm from NC! Whereabouts?,"Charlotte area, you?"
16796,I'm from NC! Whereabouts?,"Charlotte area, you?",Elon 
16797,I'm from NC! Whereabouts?,"Charlotte area, you?","Charlotte here too, wheeee!!"
16798,"Charlotte area, you?","Charlotte here too, wheeee!!","Ayyyy, see you around town"
16799,Where do you live?,California! It is currently 35c or 95F and its pretty awesome. ,Anything over 30C is too hot for this Canadian dude.
16800,California! It is currently 35c or 95F and its pretty awesome. ,Anything over 30C is too hot for this Canadian dude.,Do you get snow?
16801,Where do you live?,California! It is currently 35c or 95F and its pretty awesome. ,"Awesome? Bleh I can't wait for it to cool off. I live in Sacramento, what about you?"
16802,California! It is currently 35c or 95F and its pretty awesome. ,"Awesome? Bleh I can't wait for it to cool off. I live in Sacramento, what about you?",West! I'm in Santa Rosa. We get some cool ocean breeze to keep us from melting fully.
16803,Where do you live?,Argentina,A shout out to the coolest and funniest accent in Latin America.
16804,Argentina,A shout out to the coolest and funniest accent in Latin America.,Sabé papu
16805,A shout out to the coolest and funniest accent in Latin America.,Sabé papu,No es lo mismo escrito 
16806,Where do you live?,Argentina,"Sup dude, I was born in Buenos Aires"
16807,Argentina,"Sup dude, I was born in Buenos Aires","Ehhh porteño puto  
(jk ily)"
16808,"Sup dude, I was born in Buenos Aires","Ehhh porteño puto  
(jk ily)",ily too bro 😀
16809,Where do you live?,Alaska Yo,"Where, specifically?"
16810,Alaska Yo,"Where, specifically?",Anchor town.  You up North too?
16811,Where do you live?,"Hey, I'm in Australia too! How's it going, OP? :)",Where abouts!? I'm going ok. Exhausted but ok haha
16812,"Hey, I'm in Australia too! How's it going, OP? :)",Where abouts!? I'm going ok. Exhausted but ok haha,I'm in NSW - you? :) 
16813,Where abouts!? I'm going ok. Exhausted but ok haha,I'm in NSW - you? :) ,Qld :) Just had enough of work and dreaming about holidays haha
16814,How old are you all?,"36 this week, not that anyone ever believes that.",I just tried heart reacting to this &lt;33 
16815,"36 this week, not that anyone ever believes that.",I just tried heart reacting to this &lt;33 ,Lol Wrong platform bby. 
16816,How old are you all?,"36 this week, not that anyone ever believes that.",I don't.
16817,"36 this week, not that anyone ever believes that.",I don't.,Exactly!  
16818,I don't.,Exactly!  ,You really don't look a day over 30.
16819,Exactly!  ,You really don't look a day over 30.,"Couple weeks ago I got ""23, 24"" from a co-worker.  :(  "
16820,You really don't look a day over 30.,"Couple weeks ago I got ""23, 24"" from a co-worker.  :(  ","That makes you sad?

They don't even bother to card me at the casino anymore :("
16821,How old are you all?,*18*,Hey Margaret! Remember me?
16822,*18*,Hey Margaret! Remember me?,"*Yes, I do.*"
16823,Hey Margaret! Remember me?,"*Yes, I do.*",How have you been? How was your summer?
16824,"*Yes, I do.*",How have you been? How was your summer?,*I have been doing fine. Summer was boring.*
16825,What are your irrational fears?,ISS falling on my house.,That's so specific haha
16826,ISS falling on my house.,That's so specific haha,You said irrational
16827,What are your irrational fears?,Space clowns.,Seems unlikely
16828,Space clowns.,Seems unlikely,I actually meant to say Snake clowns. My bad.
16829,Seems unlikely,I actually meant to say Snake clowns. My bad.,Much more likely haha
16830,What are your irrational fears?,Not having TP when taking a shit.,I said irrational not totally valid and terrifying. Goodness 
16831,Not having TP when taking a shit.,I said irrational not totally valid and terrifying. Goodness ,"Oh, right. Uh. Bees?"
16832,I said irrational not totally valid and terrifying. Goodness ,"Oh, right. Uh. Bees?",That's better
16833,What are your irrational fears?,Talking to girls,Relatable haha
16834,Talking to girls,Relatable haha,It's like I forget how to talk normally :(
16835,What are the pros and cons of having long hair?,Pro: You can whip your hair back forth.,Too bad I can't do that because my neck will feel really uncomfortable
16836,Pro: You can whip your hair back forth.,Too bad I can't do that because my neck will feel really uncomfortable,not a metal head I see
16837,What are the pros and cons of having long hair?,The biggest pro: Girls will want to play with it ,Also biggest con depending on the girls
16838,The biggest pro: Girls will want to play with it ,Also biggest con depending on the girls,Maybe if you are too naggy about it... 
16839,What are the pros and cons of having long hair?,Also it's hot in summer!,How do you deal with it?
16840,Also it's hot in summer!,How do you deal with it?,Poney tail or as i did cut it off :) 
16841,Friends? How many of us have them?,"I have no friends. I have family and a boyfriend, but I haven't had a friend in at least 4 years",Your boyfriend does count lol. 
16842,"I have no friends. I have family and a boyfriend, but I haven't had a friend in at least 4 years",Your boyfriend does count lol. ,"Kind of. My sister's are kind of my friends too, but it's not really the same"
16843,Your boyfriend does count lol. ,"Kind of. My sister's are kind of my friends too, but it's not really the same",What about co-workers?
16844,Friends? How many of us have them?,Sort of! I have a guy on here who I'm also friends with on steam and we talk a few times a year ,Where's he from?
16845,Sort of! I have a guy on here who I'm also friends with on steam and we talk a few times a year ,Where's he from?,The UK
16846,Where's he from?,The UK,What games do you guys play?
16847,How'd your day go?,It went well. Good day overall.,Gardening goin well? 
16848,It went well. Good day overall.,Gardening goin well? ,it did. 
16849,Gardening goin well? ,it did. ,My day was okay besides dwelling on shitty things
16850,it did. ,My day was okay besides dwelling on shitty things,Well what are you doing now?
16851,My day was okay besides dwelling on shitty things,Well what are you doing now?,Watching rick and morty with a friend 
16852,Well what are you doing now?,Watching rick and morty with a friend ,Cool
16853,How'd your day go?,Just started college today.  Pretty tired after spending ten hours there.,What're you studying? 
16854,Just started college today.  Pretty tired after spending ten hours there.,What're you studying? ,History.  Probably going to become a teacher in the future.
16855,What album do you recommend somebody to listen to?,[removed],"One of my favourite albums, that."
16856,[removed],"One of my favourite albums, that.",[removed]
16857,Lets chat about anything,Just got off of work. About to order some pasta from LaRosa's and watch YT,"Sounds awesome, i love pasta, what are some of your favorite youtube channels? "
16858,Just got off of work. About to order some pasta from LaRosa's and watch YT,"Sounds awesome, i love pasta, what are some of your favorite youtube channels? ",[removed]
16859,This is my first day I started driving to school and I just ran my car into a wall in the parking,How did it happen?,I stepped on the wrong pedal lol...
16860,How did it happen?,I stepped on the wrong pedal lol...,I don't know what I expected lol
16861,I stepped on the wrong pedal lol...,I don't know what I expected lol,My OCD forced me to align the car with the lines perfectly and then i fked up
16862,I don't know what I expected lol,My OCD forced me to align the car with the lines perfectly and then i fked up,omg lol im so sorry
16863,I don't know what I expected lol,My OCD forced me to align the car with the lines perfectly and then i fked up,Ok. You can't fuck around like that with a car because then shit like this happens
16864,How did it happen?,I stepped on the wrong pedal lol...,Be glad it was in a parking lot and not an intersection! I learned the same lesson very quickly
16865,How did it happen?,I stepped on the wrong pedal lol...,"I have a manual car, it will insta stall on me if that happen lol"
16866,What are you doing rn,Waiting for a package.,What is it that you are waiting for so eagerly. 
16867,Waiting for a package.,What is it that you are waiting for so eagerly. ,"Just got it, the D&amp;D 5e Player's Handbook!"
16868,What is it that you are waiting for so eagerly. ,"Just got it, the D&amp;D 5e Player's Handbook!","Aww yeah, adventure time!"
16869,What is it that you are waiting for so eagerly. ,"Just got it, the D&amp;D 5e Player's Handbook!","&gt;  D&amp;D 5e Player's Handbook!

Sick, have fun!"
16870,What are you doing rn,In the waiting room at a doctor's office ,Is it for a consult? Are you okay? 
16871,In the waiting room at a doctor's office ,Is it for a consult? Are you okay? ,Oh yes I'm fine!  More of a check up over anything else 
16872,Is it for a consult? Are you okay? ,Oh yes I'm fine!  More of a check up over anything else ,Hope everything goes well!
16873,Oh yes I'm fine!  More of a check up over anything else ,Hope everything goes well!,Thank you!
16874,What are you doing rn,"Phone banking, Runescape, reddit, and applying for housing. ",Good luck with the application! 
16875,"Phone banking, Runescape, reddit, and applying for housing. ",Good luck with the application! ,"No, luck, just tedious paperwork and interactions with people and stuff... "
16876,What are you doing rn,Sitting alone at lunch browsing reddit,"I'd join you, but i don't know if you want to be alone "
16877,Sitting alone at lunch browsing reddit,"I'd join you, but i don't know if you want to be alone ","I'd enjoy the company actually, its been a lonely few months"
16878,"I'd join you, but i don't know if you want to be alone ","I'd enjoy the company actually, its been a lonely few months",Where are you from? I always have time for some lunch haha.
16879,"I'd enjoy the company actually, its been a lonely few months",Where are you from? I always have time for some lunch haha.,"I'm from Utah, I'd bet you live pretty far away, nobody lives here willingly 😧"
16880,Where are you from? I always have time for some lunch haha.,"I'm from Utah, I'd bet you live pretty far away, nobody lives here willingly 😧","You are right. I live and study in Arkansas. Still though, I tried:/"
16881,What are you doing rn,Sitting alone at lunch browsing reddit,"Anything tasty for lunch?
"
16882,Sitting alone at lunch browsing reddit,"Anything tasty for lunch?
",School food :/ not really
16883,What are you doing rn,I'm pooping 💩,"Uh. Interesting, I am not the only one that takes the phone to the restroom "
16884,I'm pooping 💩,"Uh. Interesting, I am not the only one that takes the phone to the restroom ",I think half of Reddit is pooping lol
16885,"Uh. Interesting, I am not the only one that takes the phone to the restroom ",I think half of Reddit is pooping lol,"Yeah, we all do at some point in the day homie. "
16886,What are you doing rn,Waiting for class to start (30+ minutes more) and making a playlist for a friend,Have a theme in mind for the playlist?
16887,Waiting for class to start (30+ minutes more) and making a playlist for a friend,Have a theme in mind for the playlist?,Curing homesickness
16888,What are you doing rn,Watching zootopia before bed! ,Aw that's a fun one! 
16889,Watching zootopia before bed! ,Aw that's a fun one! ,I could watch it over and over!
16890,Aw that's a fun one! ,I could watch it over and over!,"That one, Moana, and Tangled I thought were all just delightful recent disney films. "
16891,I could watch it over and over!,"That one, Moana, and Tangled I thought were all just delightful recent disney films. ",I really enjoyed Moana! I loved the storyline and it looked fantastic
16892,What are you doing rn,Watching zootopia before bed! ,I have not seen that movie. Also bed? where are you from?
16893,Watching zootopia before bed! ,I have not seen that movie. Also bed? where are you from?,I'm from the U.K. but living in Barcelona for a while
16894,I have not seen that movie. Also bed? where are you from?,I'm from the U.K. but living in Barcelona for a while,How did you end up with that situation? Sounds like a nice story.
16895,What are you doing rn,Freeking out.,"*Shhh, its all dreams now*

In all seriousness thought, what is bothering you? "
16896,Freeking out.,"*Shhh, its all dreams now*

In all seriousness thought, what is bothering you? ",The situation with NK. I now know how people felt at the height  of the cold war. 
16897,What are you doing rn,In champion select in League of Legends and listening to some death metal.,That's pretty hardcore. What lane you play (or position/role as we like to call it in dota 2)
16898,In champion select in League of Legends and listening to some death metal.,That's pretty hardcore. What lane you play (or position/role as we like to call it in dota 2),"I'm playing ARAM right now, but I usually play support or jungle"
16899,What are you doing rn,"Sitting in my car waiting outside my emt class, it starts at 6 ",Good luck in your class! 
16900,"Sitting in my car waiting outside my emt class, it starts at 6 ",Good luck in your class! ,Thank you!
16901,What are you doing rn,Waiting for the OOD to sign my quals so that I can go back to the barracks and sit. ,"I am sorry, what is an OOD? Sounds like someone on duty idk. "
16902,Waiting for the OOD to sign my quals so that I can go back to the barracks and sit. ,"I am sorry, what is an OOD? Sounds like someone on duty idk. ",Officer of the deck! My bad!
16903,"I am sorry, what is an OOD? Sounds like someone on duty idk. ",Officer of the deck! My bad!,"Oh alright, your fine it's all good. First time hearing the term."
16904,What are you doing rn,"In my Senior Design class, freaking out silently about life. Normal stuff.","Same here, except not so silently."
16905,"In my Senior Design class, freaking out silently about life. Normal stuff.","Same here, except not so silently.",You okay man? Want to talk about it?
16906,"Same here, except not so silently.",You okay man? Want to talk about it?,I think i am just overwhelmed. I don't know.
16907,What are you doing rn,Watching SYTYCD.,"I have never seen that. is it good?
"
16908,Watching SYTYCD.,"I have never seen that. is it good?
",So you think you can dance? I love it!
16909,What are you doing rn,I'm heading home from the big city. It's going to be a long drive,Don't browse reddit and drive! have a safe travel friend.
16910,I'm heading home from the big city. It's going to be a long drive,Don't browse reddit and drive! have a safe travel friend.,Thank you. My brother is driving so he can get his licence so I'm just bored for a few hours 
16911,What are you doing rn,"Just sitting around 

How bout you?",Studying some psychology. I am now finding fun facts.
16912,"Just sitting around 

How bout you?",Studying some psychology. I am now finding fun facts.,Sweet! Tell me what are some things you are learing right now?
16913,What are you doing rn,*Listenin' to a band called Low and tryin' to write something.*,What are you writting?
16914,*Listenin' to a band called Low and tryin' to write something.*,What are you writting?,*Poems.*
16915,What are you writting?,*Poems.*,nice!
16916,"I will be opening up a burger joint here soon. Thinking about calling it Seymour Buns. Reddit, what do you think!",Is the mascot going to be Fry's dog?,If Matt let's me...
16917,Is the mascot going to be Fry's dog?,If Matt let's me...,I'm counting on you Matt!
16918,Is the mascot going to be Fry's dog?,If Matt let's me...,Paging /u/-Futurama_Official-
16919,If Matt let's me...,Paging /u/-Futurama_Official-,🤓 Pretty please!
16920,"I will be opening up a burger joint here soon. Thinking about calling it Seymour Buns. Reddit, what do you think!","Burger,Buns and Amore",You just might have given birth to the slogan. 
16921,"Burger,Buns and Amore",You just might have given birth to the slogan. ,I figured
16922,"I will be opening up a burger joint here soon. Thinking about calling it Seymour Buns. Reddit, what do you think!","Hehehe buns 

But seriously where is your burger joint?",It's in the works still.  Negotiating location. 
16923,"Hehehe buns 

But seriously where is your burger joint?",It's in the works still.  Negotiating location. ,Is this in the states?
16924,It's in the works still.  Negotiating location. ,Is this in the states?,Yea it will be located in DFW somewhere. 
16925,Is this in the states?,Yea it will be located in DFW somewhere. ,Oh sweet! Thats a little far for me lol
16926,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.",I want to die ,"Please go to /r/suicidewatch. You're not alone.

1-800-273-8255 for the Suicide Hotline."
16927,I want to die ,"Please go to /r/suicidewatch. You're not alone.

1-800-273-8255 for the Suicide Hotline.",Thanks for the concern but no thank you 
16928,Is anybody else tired of hearing about weed?,Almost literally everywhere I go. Even the basement at work smells 50% of the time ,Oh no 
16929,Almost literally everywhere I go. Even the basement at work smells 50% of the time ,Oh no ,It's all the people living in the apartments above as far as I know 
16930,Is anybody else tired of hearing about weed?,"live and let live bro, live and let live.","""live and let live""

""I don't smoke weed""

""WOW WHAT A FUCKING LOSER LOLOLOL"""
16931,"live and let live bro, live and let live.","""live and let live""

""I don't smoke weed""

""WOW WHAT A FUCKING LOSER LOLOLOL""",I think you may be upset about bullying. Sounds like a different topic entirely. 
16932,What are you passionate about?,[removed],but what do you drink
16933,[removed],but what do you drink,[removed]
16934,What are you passionate about?,[removed],Haha yeah that's how I used to be with weed
16935,[removed],Haha yeah that's how I used to be with weed,[removed]
16936,What are you passionate about?,"experiences, friends and rpgs",Ahh sounds good. My friends have kept me alive lately
16937,"experiences, friends and rpgs",Ahh sounds good. My friends have kept me alive lately,oh?
16938,Ahh sounds good. My friends have kept me alive lately,oh?,"Just haven't been in a good mental spot, if not for hanging out with them idk where id be"
16939,oh?,"Just haven't been in a good mental spot, if not for hanging out with them idk where id be",fair enough good friends can be really helpful when life gets like that
16940,"Just haven't been in a good mental spot, if not for hanging out with them idk where id be",fair enough good friends can be really helpful when life gets like that,"Yeah, definitely do. I hate being alone lately "
16941,fair enough good friends can be really helpful when life gets like that,"Yeah, definitely do. I hate being alone lately ",I get that. any particular reason why 
16942,"Yeah, definitely do. I hate being alone lately ",I get that. any particular reason why ,"Just a lot of stuff and a rough break up, I'll be alright. How's yoi r night "
16943,I get that. any particular reason why ,"Just a lot of stuff and a rough break up, I'll be alright. How's yoi r night ",mostly good. gotta be up for work in 6 hours but I hate sleeping.
16944,"Just a lot of stuff and a rough break up, I'll be alright. How's yoi r night ",mostly good. gotta be up for work in 6 hours but I hate sleeping.,I know the feel. I can't stand sleeping anymore
16945,What are you passionate about?,"Friends, soccer, video games, lifting ",That's awesome. Ijj wanna get into lifting to some extent
16946,"Friends, soccer, video games, lifting ",That's awesome. Ijj wanna get into lifting to some extent,It completely changed my life tbh. I loik.forward to it everyday. 
16947,That's awesome. Ijj wanna get into lifting to some extent,It completely changed my life tbh. I loik.forward to it everyday. ,"I NEED to start lifting then, need sinething to do and look forward to something every day lol"
16948,A genie offers to magically add one fluent language to your repertoire. What language would it be and why?,Mandarin Chinese. So many people speak it where I live. ,Where do you live?
16949,Mandarin Chinese. So many people speak it where I live. ,Where do you live?,In Alberta in Canada. My local community has a lot of Chinese people 
16950,A genie offers to magically add one fluent language to your repertoire. What language would it be and why?,Japanese so I can read moonrunes,Is it a comic book?
16951,Japanese so I can read moonrunes,Is it a comic book?,Moonrunes is a way to say japanese characters 
16952,Is it a comic book?,Moonrunes is a way to say japanese characters ,"I've never heard of this, and thus I doubt it. "
16953,I just checked the census for r/CasualConversation and I'm very proud of you guys,&gt;:( I've been betrayed...,fite me irl skrub
16954,&gt;:( I've been betrayed...,fite me irl skrub, ̿ ̿ ̿̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ come at me boi
16955,fite me irl skrub, ̿ ̿ ̿̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ come at me boi,That's actually really cool. 
16956,I just checked the census for r/CasualConversation and I'm very proud of you guys,As long as I do t get tuna and mayo with corn on a pizza I'm good.,*vomits*
16957,As long as I do t get tuna and mayo with corn on a pizza I'm good.,*vomits*,That was my first introduction to Japanese food in Japan. 
16958,"20 Questions part two: electric boogaloo, anyone?",Other!,Is it tangible?
16959,Other!,Is it tangible?,yes
16960,Is it tangible?,yes,Can I buy it at a store?
16961,yes,Can I buy it at a store?,No!
16962,Can I buy it at a store?,No!,Is it something I can possess?
16963,No!,Is it something I can possess?,No
16964,Is it something I can possess?,No,Does it come in multiple varieties?
16965,No,Does it come in multiple varieties?,yes
16966,Does it come in multiple varieties?,yes,Is it aesthetically pleasing?
16967,yes,Is it aesthetically pleasing?,"that's opinion, but almost everyone would say yes!"
16968,Is it aesthetically pleasing?,"that's opinion, but almost everyone would say yes!",Is it made of organic material?
16969,"that's opinion, but almost everyone would say yes!",Is it made of organic material?,yes
16970,Is it made of organic material?,yes,Is it a very large object?
16971,yes,Is it a very large object?,it can range in sizes but is usually larger
16972,Is it a very large object?,it can range in sizes but is usually larger,Could it help me complete a task?
16973,it can range in sizes but is usually larger,Could it help me complete a task?,not at all
16974,Could it help me complete a task?,not at all,Is it a living thing?
16975,not at all,Is it a living thing?,no
16976,Is it a living thing?,no,Q9: is it something most people encounter/see on a daily basis?
16977,no,Q9: is it something most people encounter/see on a daily basis?,No
16978,Q9: is it something most people encounter/see on a daily basis?,No,Is it usually smooth?
16979,No,Is it usually smooth?,"hmm, i'd have to say yes"
16980,Is it usually smooth?,"hmm, i'd have to say yes",Is it round?
16981,"hmm, i'd have to say yes",Is it round?,yes
16982,Is it round?,yes,Is it something that exists in the real world?
16983,yes,Is it something that exists in the real world?,yes
16984,Is it something that exists in the real world?,yes,Is it dangerous?
16985,yes,Is it dangerous?,no!
16986,Is it dangerous?,no!,Is it something that is necessary for survival?
16987,no!,Is it something that is necessary for survival?,nooo
16988,Is it something that is necessary for survival?,nooo,Is it made of one solid material?
16989,nooo,Is it made of one solid material?,no
16990,Is it made of one solid material?,no,Q16: is it smaller than a football field?
16991,no,Q16: is it smaller than a football field?,"Yes much smaller, i may have been too generous when i said large"
16992,Q16: is it smaller than a football field?,"Yes much smaller, i may have been too generous when i said large",Q17: is it larger than a mid size sedan?
16993,"Yes much smaller, i may have been too generous when i said large",Q17: is it larger than a mid size sedan?,no
16994,Q17: is it larger than a mid size sedan?,no,Q18: Is it heavier than 100 lbs?
16995,no,Q18: Is it heavier than 100 lbs?,"I don't know the math but I'd have to say no, but it may be close to that"
16996,Q18: Is it heavier than 100 lbs?,"I don't know the math but I'd have to say no, but it may be close to that",Is it multicolored?
16997,"I don't know the math but I'd have to say no, but it may be close to that",Is it multicolored?,no! you're almost out of questions!
16998,"20 Questions part two: electric boogaloo, anyone?",Animal,Is it a mammal?
16999,Animal,Is it a mammal?,Yes
17000,Is it a mammal?,Yes,Can it be found on most continents?
17001,Yes,Can it be found on most continents?,No
17002,Can it be found on most continents?,No,Is it an endangered species?
17003,No,Is it an endangered species?,Yes
17004,Is it an endangered species?,Yes,Carnivore?
17005,Yes,Carnivore?,No
17006,Carnivore?,No,Does it live in the African savannah?
17007,No,Does it live in the African savannah?,No
17008,Does it live in the African savannah?,No,Does it live in warm climates?
17009,No,Does it live in warm climates?,Yes
17010,Does it live in warm climates?,Yes,Does it walk on all fours?
17011,Yes,Does it walk on all fours?,Yes
17012,Does it walk on all fours?,Yes,Is it a member of the family felidae?
17013,Yes,Is it a member of the family felidae?,No
17014,Is it a member of the family felidae?,No,Q8: does it live in groups?
17015,No,Q8: does it live in groups?,Yes
17016,"20 Questions part two: electric boogaloo, anyone?","Hello, again!
**Activity**","Hi, /u/TicTacGone! Welcome back!


Is it a recreational activity?"
17017,"Hello, again!
**Activity**","Hi, /u/TicTacGone! Welcome back!


Is it a recreational activity?","Hope you've been well, u/pepperoni_pizzazz!

Yes."
17018,"Hi, /u/TicTacGone! Welcome back!


Is it a recreational activity?","Hope you've been well, u/pepperoni_pizzazz!

Yes.",Is it something that requires skill to do?
17019,"Hope you've been well, u/pepperoni_pizzazz!

Yes.",Is it something that requires skill to do?,Yes.
17020,Is it something that requires skill to do?,Yes.,Is it something you use your whole body to do?
17021,Yes.,Is it something you use your whole body to do?,No.
17022,Is it something you use your whole body to do?,No.,Is it a creative art?
17023,No.,Is it a creative art?,Yes.
17024,Is it a creative art?,Yes.,Could you make an occupation out of it.
17025,Yes.,Could you make an occupation out of it.,Yes.
17026,"20 Questions part two: electric boogaloo, anyone?",Other,Is it tangible?
17027,Other,Is it tangible?,yes
17028,Is it tangible?,yes,Can you buy it at a store?
17029,yes,Can you buy it at a store?,yes
17030,Can you buy it at a store?,yes,Is it a common household item?
17031,yes,Is it a common household item?,I dont know
17032,Is it a common household item?,I dont know,Can it bring someone joy?
17033,I dont know,Can it bring someone joy?,Yes
17034,Can it bring someone joy?,Yes,Q5: Is it an electronic device?
17035,Yes,Q5: Is it an electronic device?,No
17036,Q5: Is it an electronic device?,No,Does it come in multiple varieties?
17037,No,Does it come in multiple varieties?,Yes
17038,Does it come in multiple varieties?,Yes,Might someone be interested in collecting this?
17039,Yes,Might someone be interested in collecting this?,Yes
17040,Might someone be interested in collecting this?,Yes,Is it made of organic material?
17041,Yes,Is it made of organic material?,What do you mean by organic material?
17042,"20 Questions part two: electric boogaloo, anyone?",Activity!,Is it a recreational activity?
17043,Activity!,Is it a recreational activity?,Yes
17044,Is it a recreational activity?,Yes,Does it require a fair bit of skill to do?
17045,Yes,Does it require a fair bit of skill to do?,Nope!
17046,Does it require a fair bit of skill to do?,Nope!,Do you use your whole body?
17047,Nope!,Do you use your whole body?,Yes!
17048,Do you use your whole body?,Yes!,Is it something my doctor has probably been riding my ass about because I don't do it enough? ;p
17049,Yes!,Is it something my doctor has probably been riding my ass about because I don't do it enough? ;p,Nope.
17050,"20 Questions part two: electric boogaloo, anyone?",Fruit,Is the flesh edible?
17051,Fruit,Is the flesh edible?,I mean..... technically yes but no 
17052,Is the flesh edible?,I mean..... technically yes but no ,Is it multicolored?
17053,I mean..... technically yes but no ,Is it multicolored?,It's skin is not 
17054,Is it multicolored?,It's skin is not ,Is it grown in temperate climates?
17055,It's skin is not ,Is it grown in temperate climates?,Yes
17056,Is it grown in temperate climates?,Yes,Is it commonly grown all around the globe?
17057,Yes,Is it commonly grown all around the globe?,No
17058,"20 Questions part two: electric boogaloo, anyone?",activity!,Is it a recreational activity?
17059,activity!,Is it a recreational activity?,yes
17060,Is it a recreational activity?,yes,Does it require skill to do it [well]?
17061,yes,Does it require skill to do it [well]?,yes
17062,Does it require skill to do it [well]?,yes,Can it be done competitively?
17063,yes,Can it be done competitively?,yes
17064,Can it be done competitively?,yes,Do you use your whole body when doing this activity?
17065,yes,Do you use your whole body when doing this activity?,"not in the literal sense, but yeah your whole body is moving to do this activity "
17066,Is it a mammal?,Yes,Does it have fur?
17067,Yes,Does it have fur?,No
17068,Does it have fur?,No,Does it live on land?
17069,No,Does it live on land?,Yes
17070,"20 Questions part two: electric boogaloo, anyone?",Physicist,Is this person still living?
17071,Physicist,Is this person still living?,Nope!
17072,Is this person still living?,Nope!,Did this person live in the past century?
17073,Nope!,Did this person live in the past century?,Well he has lived in the last 100 years but wasn't alive in the 21st century 
17074,"20 Questions part two: electric boogaloo, anyone?",Activity ,Is it done recreationally?
17075,Activity ,Is it done recreationally?,No
17076,Is it done recreationally?,No,Is it something you use your whole body to do?
17077,No,Is it something you use your whole body to do?,"No,
It needs a decent amount of skill "
17078,Is it something you use your whole body to do?,"No,
It needs a decent amount of skill ",Is it something you can make an occupation out of?
17079,"No,
It needs a decent amount of skill ",Is it something you can make an occupation out of?,Yes
17080,Is it something you can make an occupation out of?,Yes,Does this activity include interacting with electronics? Namely computers?
17081,Yes,Does this activity include interacting with electronics? Namely computers?,Yes
17082,Does this activity include interacting with electronics? Namely computers?,Yes,Does it require extensive proficiency in problem solving skills?
17083,Yes,Does it require extensive proficiency in problem solving skills?,Not particularly 
17084,Hi i'm in my girlfriends basement,Does... Does she know she's your girlfriend?    ,Yea she knows
17085,Does... Does she know she's your girlfriend?    ,Yea she knows,"Rephrasing. Does she have a *choice*,"
17086,Yea she knows,"Rephrasing. Does she have a *choice*,",Not any more
17087,Hi i'm in my girlfriends basement,"""Why don't you take a seat right on over on that stool over there""","""Wanna explain what's in the bag?"""
17088,"""Why don't you take a seat right on over on that stool over there""","""Wanna explain what's in the bag?""","""we have a transcript of your chat.."" "
17089,Hi i'm in my girlfriends basement,"Wow, dude. Do her parents know you're dating?",Kind of. But she's not allowed to have guests spend the night and I did
17090,"Wow, dude. Do her parents know you're dating?",Kind of. But she's not allowed to have guests spend the night and I did,Scandalous!
17091,Kind of. But she's not allowed to have guests spend the night and I did,Scandalous!,"Oh heavens, the neighbors will think such harsh things!"
17092,Kind of. But she's not allowed to have guests spend the night and I did,Scandalous!,Parents hate him!
17093,"Wow, dude. Do her parents know you're dating?",Kind of. But she's not allowed to have guests spend the night and I did,its me your gfs parents she is grounded you are in trouble to
17094,"Wow, dude. Do her parents know you're dating?",Kind of. But she's not allowed to have guests spend the night and I did,Get lucky?
17095,"Wow, dude. Do her parents know you're dating?",Kind of. But she's not allowed to have guests spend the night and I did,r/madlads
17096,"Wow, dude. Do her parents know you're dating?",Kind of. But she's not allowed to have guests spend the night and I did,Whore
17097,"Wow, dude. Do her parents know you're dating?",Kind of. But she's not allowed to have guests spend the night and I did,was it worth it atleast
17098,Kind of. But she's not allowed to have guests spend the night and I did,was it worth it atleast,Yeah. It's nice to elude confrontations like that
17099,was it worth it atleast,Yeah. It's nice to elude confrontations like that,I've hidden in a musky basement before too
17100,Yeah. It's nice to elude confrontations like that,I've hidden in a musky basement before too,What was the situation?
17101,I've hidden in a musky basement before too,What was the situation?,My GF was angry with me 
17102,What was the situation?,My GF was angry with me ,so you hid in the basement?
17103,My GF was angry with me ,so you hid in the basement?,I cowered in the basement till she got tired and fell asleep
17104,so you hid in the basement?,I cowered in the basement till she got tired and fell asleep,did it work?
17105,I cowered in the basement till she got tired and fell asleep,did it work?,"no, she caught me when I tried to sneak up"
17106,did it work?,"no, she caught me when I tried to sneak up",oh well
17107,so you hid in the basement?,I cowered in the basement till she got tired and fell asleep,are you out yet?
17108,"Wow, dude. Do her parents know you're dating?",Kind of. But she's not allowed to have guests spend the night and I did,Did y'all bone or what?
17109,"Wow, dude. Do her parents know you're dating?",Kind of. But she's not allowed to have guests spend the night and I did,Did u bang
17110,Hi i'm in my girlfriends basement,Update: it's all good now,or is it......?
17111,Update: it's all good now,or is it......?,Inb4 OP did a hostile takeover of the household
17112,or is it......?,Inb4 OP did a hostile takeover of the household,Or a passive agressive takeover.
17113,Inb4 OP did a hostile takeover of the household,Or a passive agressive takeover.,"OH NO, ITS FINE. ILL JUST STAY DOWN HERE."
17114,or is it......?,Inb4 OP did a hostile takeover of the household,Then fucked the wife while staring at the father to assert dominance
17115,or is it......?,Inb4 OP did a hostile takeover of the household,***Mutiny!***
17116,or is it......?,Inb4 OP did a hostile takeover of the household,V
17117,Update: it's all good now,or is it......?,Vsauce ! Michael here.
17118,Update: it's all good now,or is it......?,I'm thinking OP got murdered and his gf's dad got his phone and posted that.
17119,or is it......?,I'm thinking OP got murdered and his gf's dad got his phone and posted that.,"shhh..it's ok, it's all good now...shh"
17120,Hi i'm in my girlfriends basement,teenage love. brings me back. :'),One of them is a teenager atleast
17121,teenage love. brings me back. :'),One of them is a teenager atleast,"Well, that just made it super creepy"
17122,Hi i'm in my girlfriends basement,I once snuck my boyfriend in at night to have him sleep over too. Ah good old times. ,"""Sleep over."""
17123,I once snuck my boyfriend in at night to have him sleep over too. Ah good old times. ,"""Sleep over.""","We couldn't have, Im too loud. 😏"
17124,Hi i'm in my girlfriends basement,They didn't have a back door on the house?,He probably went there earlier. ;) lol
17125,They didn't have a back door on the house?,He probably went there earlier. ;) lol,Hiyoo!!
17126,He probably went there earlier. ;) lol,Hiyoo!!,Couldn't help it! Lol
17127,Hiyoo!!,Couldn't help it! Lol,Ya did good captain!
17128,They didn't have a back door on the house?,He probably went there earlier. ;) lol,"""I'm a back door man"" Is one of the greatest blues songs of all time. "
17129,He probably went there earlier. ;) lol,"""I'm a back door man"" Is one of the greatest blues songs of all time. ",Is it? I wonder why. HOHOHO
17130,Hi i'm in my girlfriends basement,"It's five hours later, did you manage to stealth your way out? :D",Yeah they left and the coast was clear
17131,"It's five hours later, did you manage to stealth your way out? :D",Yeah they left and the coast was clear,Good OP. Stealth and one handed increased to 90.
17132,Yeah they left and the coast was clear,Good OP. Stealth and one handed increased to 90.,"&gt;one handed increased
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
17133,Hi i'm in my girlfriends basement,Hey i'm in a basement too! Except its mine. And i don't have a girlfriend.,"Is it really your basement, or does it belong to your parents?"
17134,Hey i'm in a basement too! Except its mine. And i don't have a girlfriend.,"Is it really your basement, or does it belong to your parents?",It's my parents... but I'm still in high school 
17135,Today I tried Spotify,"Spotify isn't available here, so I've never tried it",Where do you live?
17136,"Spotify isn't available here, so I've never tried it",Where do you live?,South Africa
17137,Today I tried Spotify,And I still don't have it available in my country...,"How about Google Play? It gives you YouTubeRed as well, so no ads on videos."
17138,And I still don't have it available in my country...,"How about Google Play? It gives you YouTubeRed as well, so no ads on videos.","Yeah, but does it offer offline support for a really cheap price?"
17139,What video game are you playing right now?,Yar's Revenge .. ,Never heard of that one.
17140,Yar's Revenge .. ,Never heard of that one.,Well then I'd say it's time to wake up .. !
17141,Never heard of that one.,Well then I'd say it's time to wake up .. !,I remember the Atari.
17142,What video game are you playing right now?,waiting for fifa 18 right now,I have FIFA on gamecube .
17143,waiting for fifa 18 right now,I have FIFA on gamecube .,thats pretty cool the old fifas were weirdly fun
17144,What video game are you playing right now?,Infamous second son on the PS4 ,I always wanted to play that.
17145,Infamous second son on the PS4 ,I always wanted to play that.,If you have a PS4 and PlayStation plus you can download it for free
17146,I always wanted to play that.,If you have a PS4 and PlayStation plus you can download it for free,Sadly I don't have either.
17147,If you have a PS4 and PlayStation plus you can download it for free,Sadly I don't have either.,What do you have?
17148,Sadly I don't have either.,What do you have?,"I have an Original Xbox, Xbox 360, and a Wii."
17149,What do you have?,"I have an Original Xbox, Xbox 360, and a Wii.",Games?
17150,What video game are you playing right now?,Dota 3 and Dark Souls 3,dota... 3?
17151,Dota 3 and Dark Souls 3,dota... 3?,"Typo, on my phone, I must of confused my 2s n 3s."
17152,What video game are you playing right now?,The Legend of Zelda Orcarina of time,I have that on my Wii. It aged pretty well for a N64 game.
17153,The Legend of Zelda Orcarina of time,I have that on my Wii. It aged pretty well for a N64 game.,Yeah the story is quite incredible
17154,I have that on my Wii. It aged pretty well for a N64 game.,Yeah the story is quite incredible,Agreed.
17155,"If the world really was ending tonight, what would you regret not doing?",I've got two people I've met over the internet who live overseas. I'd like to meet one of them. ,I think thatd be nice!
17156,I've got two people I've met over the internet who live overseas. I'd like to meet one of them. ,I think thatd be nice!,"TBH, I know where one works (it's a public place), and I'd love to 'Drop in' on her at work. "
17157,"If the world really was ending tonight, what would you regret not doing?",finishing the leftovers that are in the fridge. it was a good meal. and not getting married,Better eat those leftovers lol
17158,finishing the leftovers that are in the fridge. it was a good meal. and not getting married,Better eat those leftovers lol,just dont tell my SO i thought about the steak before i thought about marrying him
17159,Better eat those leftovers lol,just dont tell my SO i thought about the steak before i thought about marrying him,Haha okay 
17160,"If the world really was ending tonight, what would you regret not doing?",Commiting suicide,That is not good
17161,Commiting suicide,That is not good,Speak for yourself 
17162,"If the world really was ending tonight, what would you regret not doing?","Dying a virgin. But let's be honest, that won't happen in my future anyways ",Let's get that fixed ;)
17163,"Dying a virgin. But let's be honest, that won't happen in my future anyways ",Let's get that fixed ;),"Ha, you'll need a wingman for my wingman. "
17164,"If the world really was ending tonight, what would you regret not doing?",not talking to this really interesting guy even after having multiple chances to. ,I think you should the next opportunity you have
17165,not talking to this really interesting guy even after having multiple chances to. ,I think you should the next opportunity you have,"i'll probably never see him again :( but who knows, anything can happen "
17166,I think you should the next opportunity you have,"i'll probably never see him again :( but who knows, anything can happen ","True. If youre meant to talk to him, therell be an opportunity"
17167,"If the world really was ending tonight, what would you regret not doing?","IDK, I've never done acid before.","Im not saying i do or domt comdone drugs, but dont do anything stupid while on it. Also me too"
17168,"IDK, I've never done acid before.","Im not saying i do or domt comdone drugs, but dont do anything stupid while on it. Also me too",It'll be a good time.
17169,"Im not saying i do or domt comdone drugs, but dont do anything stupid while on it. Also me too",It'll be a good time.,Hell yeah
17170,"20 Questions, anyone?",Famous Person,Is this person living?
17171,Famous Person,Is this person living?,No
17172,Is this person living?,No,Is this person notable for any scientific discoveries?
17173,No,Is this person notable for any scientific discoveries?,No
17174,Is this person notable for any scientific discoveries?,No,Was this person an entertainer of some kind?
17175,No,Was this person an entertainer of some kind?,No
17176,Was this person an entertainer of some kind?,No,Is this person male?
17177,No,Is this person male?,Yes
17178,Is this person male?,Yes,Question 5: Was this person a political figure or activist?
17179,Yes,Question 5: Was this person a political figure or activist?,Yes
17180,Question 5: Was this person a political figure or activist?,Yes,[removed]
17181,Question 5: Was this person a political figure or activist?,Yes,Did this person live in the US?
17182,Yes,Did this person live in the US?,No
17183,Did this person live in the US?,No,Do most people view him in a favorable manner today?
17184,No,Do most people view him in a favorable manner today?,Yes.
17185,Do most people view him in a favorable manner today?,Yes.,Did this person live in the UK?
17186,Yes.,Did this person live in the UK?,No
17187,Did this person live in the UK?,No,Anywhere in Europe?
17188,No,Anywhere in Europe?,Yes 
17189,Anywhere in Europe?,Yes ,Question 10: is this person commonly quoted today?
17190,Yes ,Question 10: is this person commonly quoted today?,Not necessarily 
17191,Question 10: is this person commonly quoted today?,Not necessarily ,Are kids taught about this person in school?
17192,Not necessarily ,Are kids taught about this person in school?,No 
17193,Are kids taught about this person in school?,No ,Was this person affiliated with any religious groups?
17194,No ,Was this person affiliated with any religious groups?,No
17195,Was this person affiliated with any religious groups?,No,Would you say most people have probably at least heard of this person?
17196,No,Would you say most people have probably at least heard of this person?,No
17197,Would you say most people have probably at least heard of this person?,No,This is just abusive. A FAMOUS person that most people haven't even heard of?!Lmao!
17198,Famous Person,Is this person living?,No.
17199,Is this person living?,No.,Is this person male?
17200,No.,Is this person male?,Yes.
17201,Is this person male?,Yes.,Was this person an entertainer of some kind?
17202,Yes.,Was this person an entertainer of some kind?,Yes.
17203,Was this person an entertainer of some kind?,Yes.,Did this person win a prestigious award for his performance?
17204,Yes.,Did this person win a prestigious award for his performance?,Erm yes I'd say so.
17205,Did this person win a prestigious award for his performance?,Erm yes I'd say so.,Question 5: Was this person an actor?
17206,Erm yes I'd say so.,Question 5: Was this person an actor?,No.
17207,Question 5: Was this person an actor?,No.,Was he a musical performer?
17208,No.,Was he a musical performer?,Yes.
17209,"20 Questions, anyone?",Movie.,Was this movie released in the past decade?
17210,Movie.,Was this movie released in the past decade?,Yes.
17211,Was this movie released in the past decade?,Yes.,Is it an award winning film?
17212,Yes.,Is it an award winning film?,Yes. 
17213,Is it an award winning film?,Yes. ,Is it based on a true story?
17214,Yes. ,Is it based on a true story?,No.
17215,Is it based on a true story?,No.,Is it a comedy?
17216,No.,Is it a comedy?,No.
17217,Is this person living?,No.,Was this person an entertainer of some kind?
17218,No.,Was this person an entertainer of some kind?,No
17219,Was this person an entertainer of some kind?,No,Did this person make any scientific discoveries?
17220,No,Did this person make any scientific discoveries?,No
17221,Did this person make any scientific discoveries?,No,Was this person a political figure?
17222,No,Was this person a political figure?,"Yes, sort of..."
17223,Was this person a political figure?,"Yes, sort of...",Was this person female?
17224,"Yes, sort of...",Was this person female?,No
17225,Was this person female?,No,Is this person commonly quoted today?
17226,No,Is this person commonly quoted today?,No
17227,Is this person commonly quoted today?,No,Question 6: Are kids taught about this person in school?
17228,No,Question 6: Are kids taught about this person in school?,Yes
17229,Question 6: Are kids taught about this person in school?,Yes,Did this person ever reside in the US?
17230,Question 6: Are kids taught about this person in school?,Yes,Did this person live in the US?
17231,Did this person live in the US?,No,Was this person a notable advocate for an oppressed minority group?
17232,No,Was this person a notable advocate for an oppressed minority group?,Sort of...
17233,Was this person a notable advocate for an oppressed minority group?,Sort of...,"Man you're making my job really difficult. I'm hella stumped...

Can I request a hint?"
17234,Sort of...,"Man you're making my job really difficult. I'm hella stumped...

Can I request a hint?",He is associated with a day in Autumn.
17235,"Man you're making my job really difficult. I'm hella stumped...

Can I request a hint?",He is associated with a day in Autumn.,Was he associated with a religious community?
17236,He is associated with a day in Autumn.,Was he associated with a religious community?,Yes
17237,Was he associated with a religious community?,Yes,"I'm going to attempt to guess this person.

Is it Saint Martin of Tours?"
17238,Yes,"I'm going to attempt to guess this person.

Is it Saint Martin of Tours?",no
17239,"20 Questions, anyone?",Movie,Was this movie released within the past decade?
17240,Movie,Was this movie released within the past decade?,Yep!
17241,Was this movie released within the past decade?,Yep!,Is it an award winning film?
17242,Yep!,Is it an award winning film?,Indeed it is
17243,Is it an award winning film?,Indeed it is,Is it based on a true story?
17244,Indeed it is,Is it based on a true story?,I fell asleep whoops! But no it is not
17245,Is it based on a true story?,I fell asleep whoops! But no it is not,Would it make me cry?
17246,I fell asleep whoops! But no it is not,Would it make me cry?,"Hm. I guess it COULD, but for the most part no."
17247,Movie,Was this movie released within the past decade?,Yes
17248,Was this movie released within the past decade?,Yes,Is it based on a true story?
17249,Yes,Is it based on a true story?,Nope
17250,Is it based on a true story?,Nope,Is it an award winning film?
17251,Nope,Is it an award winning film?,Yes 
17252,Is it an award winning film?,Yes ,Is it a comedy?
17253,Yes ,Is it a comedy?,Yes
17254,Is it a comedy?,Yes,Would you say most people have probably seen this film?
17255,Yes,Would you say most people have probably seen this film?,"(Not sure about this one, I can only guess)

Yes"
17256,Would you say most people have probably seen this film?,"(Not sure about this one, I can only guess)

Yes","According to the MPAA rating system, is it a film suitable for children?"
17257,"(Not sure about this one, I can only guess)

Yes","According to the MPAA rating system, is it a film suitable for children?",PG
17258,"(Not sure about this one, I can only guess)

Yes","According to the MPAA rating system, is it a film suitable for children?","Sorry, just realized that I answered it wrong.

Yes, sort of suitable for children."
17259,"According to the MPAA rating system, is it a film suitable for children?","Sorry, just realized that I answered it wrong.

Yes, sort of suitable for children.","That's alright, it just makes my job a little easier lol. 

Is it an animation?"
17260,"Sorry, just realized that I answered it wrong.

Yes, sort of suitable for children.","That's alright, it just makes my job a little easier lol. 

Is it an animation?",Yes
17261,"That's alright, it just makes my job a little easier lol. 

Is it an animation?",Yes,Was it made in affiliation with Disney?
17262,Yes,Was it made in affiliation with Disney?,Nope
17263,Was it made in affiliation with Disney?,Nope,Do people at somewhat frequently quote this movie?
17264,Nope,Do people at somewhat frequently quote this movie?,"Unfortunately, No"
17265,Do people at somewhat frequently quote this movie?,"Unfortunately, No",Is it a film made in association with Universal Pictures?
17266,"Unfortunately, No",Is it a film made in association with Universal Pictures?,Nope
17267,Is it a film made in association with Universal Pictures?,Nope,Question 11: is it based on a piece of literature?
17268,Nope,Question 11: is it based on a piece of literature?,Yes
17269,"20 Questions, anyone?",Other. ,Is it something I can touch?
17270,Other. ,Is it something I can touch?,Technically yes but for the sake of argument we will say no. 
17271,Is it something I can touch?,Technically yes but for the sake of argument we will say no. ,Is it something people find useful?
17272,Technically yes but for the sake of argument we will say no. ,Is it something people find useful?,Yes. 
17273,Is it something people find useful?,Yes. ,Do most people think about it on a daily basis?
17274,"20 Questions, anyone?",Animal ,Is it a mammal?
17275,Animal ,Is it a mammal?,Yup! :)
17276,Is it a mammal?,Yup! :),Can someone have one as a pet?
17277,Yup! :),Can someone have one as a pet?,Nope 
17278,Can someone have one as a pet?,Nope ,Is it a carnivore?
17279,Nope ,Is it a carnivore?,Yes
17280,Is it a carnivore?,Yes,Can I find it in most continents?
17281,Yes,Can I find it in most continents?,"No, I think it's only in one continent "
17282,Can I find it in most continents?,"No, I think it's only in one continent ",Does it live in packs?
17283,"No, I think it's only in one continent ",Does it live in packs?,"Technically yeah! I mean, the males do, but females don't "
17284,Does it live in packs?,"Technically yeah! I mean, the males do, but females don't ",Does it live in the African savannah?
17285,"Technically yeah! I mean, the males do, but females don't ",Does it live in the African savannah?,Yes!!! :D 
17286,Does it live in the African savannah?,Yes!!! :D ,Is it a lion?
17287,Yes!!! :D ,Is it a lion?,"Nope, but you're getting closer! "
17288,Is it a lion?,"Nope, but you're getting closer! ",Alright. Is it an endangered species?
17289,"Nope, but you're getting closer! ",Alright. Is it an endangered species?,Unfortunately yes :( 
17290,Alright. Is it an endangered species?,Unfortunately yes :( ,Is it apart of the genus canis?
17291,Unfortunately yes :( ,Is it apart of the genus canis?,Nope
17292,Is it apart of the genus canis?,Nope,Is it a member of the family felidae?
17293,Nope,Is it a member of the family felidae?,Yes!
17294,Is it a member of the family felidae?,Yes!,Is it renowned for its ability to run quickly?
17295,Yes!,Is it renowned for its ability to run quickly?,Yes! :D
17296,Is it renowned for its ability to run quickly?,Yes! :D,Are you thinking of a cheetah?
17297,Yes! :D,Are you thinking of a cheetah?,"Yup! Haha, you guessed it :) "
17298,Are you thinking of a cheetah?,"Yup! Haha, you guessed it :) ","Yay! Good game! 

Thanks for playing, /u/JustKeepSwimmingDory! 

PS love the username! :D"
17299,"20 Questions, anyone?",movie,Was it released in the past year?
17300,movie,Was it released in the past year?,no
17301,"20 Questions, anyone?",**Other**,Is it something I can touch?
17302,**Other**,Is it something I can touch?,Yes.
17303,Is it something I can touch?,Yes.,Is it considered a common household item?
17304,Yes.,Is it considered a common household item?,Sometimes.
17305,Is it considered a common household item?,Sometimes.,"Sorry for the delayed response.

Is it something I can buy at a convenience store?"
17306,Sometimes.,"Sorry for the delayed response.

Is it something I can buy at a convenience store?","No worries!

No.

"
17307,"Sorry for the delayed response.

Is it something I can buy at a convenience store?","No worries!

No.

",Is it a tool of some sort?
17308,"No worries!

No.

",Is it a tool of some sort?,Yes.
17309,Is it a tool of some sort?,Yes.,Would I use it in the kitchen?
17310,Yes.,Would I use it in the kitchen?,No.
17311,Would I use it in the kitchen?,No.,Does it use electricity?
17312,No.,Does it use electricity?,Yes.
17313,Does it use electricity?,Yes.,Is it considered a leisurely item?
17314,Yes.,Is it considered a leisurely item?,Yes.
17315,Is it considered a leisurely item?,Yes.,Can I use it to communicate with someone?
17316,Yes.,Can I use it to communicate with someone?,Maybe.
17317,Can I use it to communicate with someone?,Maybe.,Q9: can multiple people use it simultaneously?
17318,Maybe.,Q9: can multiple people use it simultaneously?,Sometimes.
17319,Q9: can multiple people use it simultaneously?,Sometimes.,Is it safe for a child to use?
17320,Sometimes.,Is it safe for a child to use?,Yes.
17321,Is it safe for a child to use?,Yes.,Could it fit in a breadbox?
17322,Yes.,Could it fit in a breadbox?,Yes
17323,Could it fit in a breadbox?,Yes,Does it come in different kinds/varieties?
17324,Yes,Does it come in different kinds/varieties?,Yes.
17325,Does it come in different kinds/varieties?,Yes.,Q13: is it aesthetically pleasing?
17326,Yes.,Q13: is it aesthetically pleasing?,Subjective but yes.
17327,Q13: is it aesthetically pleasing?,Subjective but yes.,Does it have s chargeable battery?
17328,Subjective but yes.,Does it have s chargeable battery?,Yes.
17329,Does it have s chargeable battery?,Yes.,Q15: can I store information on it?
17330,Yes.,Q15: can I store information on it?,Yes.
17331,Q15: can I store information on it?,Yes.,Would I want to take it with me on a roadtrip?
17332,Yes.,Would I want to take it with me on a roadtrip?,Yes!
17333,"20 Questions, anyone?",Activity,Is this activity considered recreational?
17334,Activity,Is this activity considered recreational?,It is now; a couple centuries ago it was a necessity.
17335,Is this activity considered recreational?,It is now; a couple centuries ago it was a necessity.,Is it something most people today do daily?
17336,It is now; a couple centuries ago it was a necessity.,Is it something most people today do daily?,No.
17337,Is it something most people today do daily?,No.,"Sorry for the delayed response. 

Is it something you can be skilled at?"
17338,"20 Questions, anyone?",yes!,Is it an award-winning film?
17339,yes!,Is it an award-winning film?,yeah but not oscar winning 
17340,Is it an award-winning film?,yeah but not oscar winning ,Was it released within the past 30 years?
17341,yeah but not oscar winning ,Was it released within the past 30 years?,yes
17342,"20 Questions, anyone?",Other,Is it something I can touch?
17343,Other,Is it something I can touch?,Yes
17344,Is it something I can touch?,Yes,Would most people use it daily?
17345,Yes,Would most people use it daily?,No
17346,Would most people use it daily?,No,Can I buy it at a store?
17347,No,Can I buy it at a store?,Yes
17348,Can I buy it at a store?,Yes,Is it a tool of some kind?
17349,Yes,Is it a tool of some kind?,No
17350,Is it a tool of some kind?,No,Is it a common household item?
17351,"What is up r/casualconversation, who wants to talk?",I'd like to talk! How are you friend?,"I'm alright dude, I've had a pretty pleasant day. What about you, how was your day?"
17352,I'd like to talk! How are you friend?,"I'm alright dude, I've had a pretty pleasant day. What about you, how was your day?","Not bad, quite productive. Watching some football now, Go Gators!"
17353,Hi reddit! Do you even lift?,"I used too,Not enough time lately so mostly jogging/body weight exercise ",That's great! Always feel better after a quick run :) 
17354,"I used too,Not enough time lately so mostly jogging/body weight exercise ",That's great! Always feel better after a quick run :) ,I usually feel like I’m having a heart attack tbh
17355,That's great! Always feel better after a quick run :) ,I usually feel like I’m having a heart attack tbh,"As i've told another commentor, it's just your body begging for more :)"
17356,Crawling out of poverty.,Cool! What job are you going to get/what job are you working?,"I currently work at a travel agents, But I aim to become a lawyer (I'm studying law at uni)"
17357,Cool! What job are you going to get/what job are you working?,"I currently work at a travel agents, But I aim to become a lawyer (I'm studying law at uni)","Sounds good. Keep on being productive, good work pays."
17358,Cool! What job are you going to get/what job are you working?,"I currently work at a travel agents, But I aim to become a lawyer (I'm studying law at uni)","You work your arse off, the next 18 years will be the complete opposite. "
17359,Crawling out of poverty.,"Where do you live, if you don't mind me asking?","Probably Brazil, since he mentioned favelas..."
17360,"Where do you live, if you don't mind me asking?","Probably Brazil, since he mentioned favelas...",Many Latin American countries use the term favela
17361,"Probably Brazil, since he mentioned favelas...",Many Latin American countries use the term favela,"No they don't, it's a portuguese word."
17362,"Where do you live, if you don't mind me asking?","Probably Brazil, since he mentioned favelas...","Lol, I am female, Rio... Rocinha. "
17363,"Probably Brazil, since he mentioned favelas...","Lol, I am female, Rio... Rocinha. ",Brazilian women are absolutely beautiful. 
17364,"Terribly bored, pleaz help meh",Well its 2:30 here.,Same haha
17365,Well its 2:30 here.,Same haha,Having fun?
17366,Same haha,Having fun?,No
17367,Having fun?,No,Thats unfortunate
17368,Same haha,Having fun?,Yeah! Playing dark souls. It's cool 
17369,Having fun?,Yeah! Playing dark souls. It's cool ,Never played it
17370,Yeah! Playing dark souls. It's cool ,Never played it,It's frustrating haha but it's cool. what're you doing?
17371,Never played it,It's frustrating haha but it's cool. what're you doing?,trying to get tired.
17372,It's frustrating haha but it's cool. what're you doing?,trying to get tired.,"Same here, laying in bed now"
17373,trying to get tired.,"Same here, laying in bed now",Me too. 
17374,"Terribly bored, pleaz help meh",[removed],Literally nothing 
17375,[removed],Literally nothing ,That does sound very boring.
17376,Literally nothing ,That does sound very boring.,"Indeed my friend, indeed"
17377,"Terribly bored, pleaz help meh","What's up? 230 am here, playing dark souls",Literally nothing for me XD
17378,"What's up? 230 am here, playing dark souls",Literally nothing for me XD,Watch some YouTube man!
17379,"Terribly bored, pleaz help meh","Hiya, 3:41 here. sup?",Literally nothing XD
17380,"Hiya, 3:41 here. sup?",Literally nothing XD,"Well, how are things in your life than? I also am bored out of my mind."
17381,Literally nothing XD,"Well, how are things in your life than? I also am bored out of my mind.",Things are pretty good for! For sure could be better but still good wbu?
17382,"First Day of Fall, Last Day of Chemo.",My friend is finishing chemo as well. She's about to die :(.,I'm so sorry to hear that :( I hope she finds peace and you find solace in her memory.
17383,My friend is finishing chemo as well. She's about to die :(.,I'm so sorry to hear that :( I hope she finds peace and you find solace in her memory.,I hope so too :(. I'm glad you made it out though.
17384,I'm so sorry to hear that :( I hope she finds peace and you find solace in her memory.,I hope so too :(. I'm glad you made it out though.,Thank you.
17385,Yo what are you people playing right now?,"Currently replaying Fallout New Vegas. I was playing through Until Dawn, but I got bored. ","Best fallout hands down, faction?"
17386,"Currently replaying Fallout New Vegas. I was playing through Until Dawn, but I got bored. ","Best fallout hands down, faction?",I almost always play as a Legion courier. Doing a wild card playthrough now though! 
17387,Yo what are you people playing right now?,Borderlands 1. A little late to the party. ,"Like 10 years, or less? Not sure"
17388,Borderlands 1. A little late to the party. ,"Like 10 years, or less? Not sure",2009. Pretty close to a decade. It's fun though. The graphics actually aged well. 
17389,"Like 10 years, or less? Not sure",2009. Pretty close to a decade. It's fun though. The graphics actually aged well. ,That art style is timeless. Have you ever played XIII?
17390,2009. Pretty close to a decade. It's fun though. The graphics actually aged well. ,That art style is timeless. Have you ever played XIII?,"Nope, never heard of it. It's a game?"
17391,That art style is timeless. Have you ever played XIII?,"Nope, never heard of it. It's a game?",Yep it was amazing. 
17392,What song is stuck in your head right now?,Dare by Gorrillaz. I'm belting out Shaun Ryder's bridge as loud as I can :),You've got to press it on you... Definitely my second favorite from Gorillaz 
17393,Dare by Gorrillaz. I'm belting out Shaun Ryder's bridge as loud as I can :),You've got to press it on you... Definitely my second favorite from Gorillaz ,What's your favourite?
17394,You've got to press it on you... Definitely my second favorite from Gorillaz ,What's your favourite?,Stylo :)
17395,What's your favourite?,Stylo :),Very good choice!
17396,What song is stuck in your head right now?,Deepthroat by cupcakke,I'm intrigued. What kinda music is it?
17397,Deepthroat by cupcakke,I'm intrigued. What kinda music is it?,"Hip hop I think, one of the stupidest songs i've ever heard. Still entertaining tho."
17398,I'm intrigued. What kinda music is it?,"Hip hop I think, one of the stupidest songs i've ever heard. Still entertaining tho.",Seems directly up my alley. Is it anything like Hollywood Undead?
17399,"Hip hop I think, one of the stupidest songs i've ever heard. Still entertaining tho.",Seems directly up my alley. Is it anything like Hollywood Undead?,"Never listened to Hollywood Undead before, might listen to it later if it's any good."
17400,What song is stuck in your head right now?,up all night - car seat headrest ,"Hmmm sounds like something I'll have to look up, what kind of music is it?"
17401,up all night - car seat headrest ,"Hmmm sounds like something I'll have to look up, what kind of music is it?","lo-fi alternative. he's my favorite artist, definitely worth checking out :)"
17402,"Hmmm sounds like something I'll have to look up, what kind of music is it?","lo-fi alternative. he's my favorite artist, definitely worth checking out :)",Definitely will do so!
17403,What song is stuck in your head right now?,Find Me-Sigma ft. Birdy,What kind of music is this?
17404,Find Me-Sigma ft. Birdy,What kind of music is this?,It's pop but with a bit of drum and bass
17405,What kind of music is this?,It's pop but with a bit of drum and bass,Ooh cool!
17406,What song is stuck in your head right now?,"I constantly find myself humming to ""Wake Up"" by Arcade Fire, it's so fucking good!",I'll have a listen!
17407,"I constantly find myself humming to ""Wake Up"" by Arcade Fire, it's so fucking good!",I'll have a listen!,What did you think of it?
17408,I'll have a listen!,What did you think of it?,Not my style but I dig the music itself! I wouldn't change it if it appeared on the radio
17409,What song is stuck in your head right now?,"It's great! The game's storyline is quite dark, but really engaging. ","Hello friend, I believe you commented in the wrong place?"
17410,"It's great! The game's storyline is quite dark, but really engaging. ","Hello friend, I believe you commented in the wrong place?",Doh! Sorry guys!
17411,"Hello friend, I believe you commented in the wrong place?",Doh! Sorry guys!,No problemo. What game?
17412,Doh! Sorry guys!,No problemo. What game?,Life is Strange. Strongly recommend it!
17413,It's my 25th birthday today and I wanted to say hi to my reddit friends.,"It's my 32nd birthday today. Woohoo bday buddies!

",Happy birthday !
17414,"It's my 32nd birthday today. Woohoo bday buddies!

",Happy birthday !,You too!
17415,"It's my 32nd birthday today. Woohoo bday buddies!

",Happy birthday !,"It’s also my dad’s birthday, so he congrats you too!"
17416,It's my 25th birthday today and I wanted to say hi to my reddit friends.,Woo happy birthday!! What are you doing to celebrate? :-),Ordering Pizza and playing video games!!!!
17417,Woo happy birthday!! What are you doing to celebrate? :-),Ordering Pizza and playing video games!!!!,Sounds like a party to me. :-P Enjoy!
17418,It's my 25th birthday today and I wanted to say hi to my reddit friends.,"Ahh, twenty five, that's a great number to be!  Congrats are in order!",cheers!
17419,"Ahh, twenty five, that's a great number to be!  Congrats are in order!",cheers!,What videogames are you playing in celebration?
17420,cheers!,What videogames are you playing in celebration?,"Overwatch for a start, it's free this weekend! "
17421,It's my 25th birthday today and I wanted to say hi to my reddit friends.,Happy birthday! Today's my 19th :),"Happy 19th birthday!! Enjoy it, do what makes you happy!"
17422,Happy birthday! Today's my 19th :),"Happy 19th birthday!! Enjoy it, do what makes you happy!",Thanks! You too!
17423,It's my 25th birthday today and I wanted to say hi to my reddit friends.,Well happy birthday!,Thank you very much kind stranger! 
17424,Well happy birthday!,Thank you very much kind stranger! ,You're very welcome!
17425,It's my 25th birthday today and I wanted to say hi to my reddit friends.,Happy Birthday party people! Mine is tomorrow! Hope everyone's day is great! 🎂🎂🎂,Happy birthday ragnaruckus! 
17426,Happy Birthday party people! Mine is tomorrow! Hope everyone's day is great! 🎂🎂🎂,Happy birthday ragnaruckus! ,Thank you so much!!! 😁
17427,It's my 25th birthday today and I wanted to say hi to my reddit friends.,"Happy birthday, OP! I hope that you have (or had) an amazing day. :)","I did, can confirm I genuinely had a good day! "
17428,"Happy birthday, OP! I hope that you have (or had) an amazing day. :)","I did, can confirm I genuinely had a good day! ",I'm happy to hear that.
17429,I actually bought YouTube Red. AMA.,What was your first thought after you sobered up and realized what you did?,"""Well that's 10 less dollars I'm going to get to spend on LITERALLY anything else every month"""
17430,What was your first thought after you sobered up and realized what you did?,"""Well that's 10 less dollars I'm going to get to spend on LITERALLY anything else every month""",I thought it was $15?
17431,"""Well that's 10 less dollars I'm going to get to spend on LITERALLY anything else every month""",I thought it was $15?,That's the family account (5 accounts).
17432,"""Well that's 10 less dollars I'm going to get to spend on LITERALLY anything else every month""",I thought it was $15?,Na 9.99 USD
17433,I actually bought YouTube Red. AMA.,Happy cake day!,Thanks! I'm not sure what that means though. 
17434,Happy cake day!,Thanks! I'm not sure what that means though. ,It's your Reddit birthday. :)
17435,Thanks! I'm not sure what that means though. ,It's your Reddit birthday. :),I HAVE EVOLVED
17436,It's your Reddit birthday. :),I HAVE EVOLVED,go post *whatever* on r/cakeday
17437,I HAVE EVOLVED,go post *whatever* on r/cakeday,Oh cool I'm so excited now! 
17438,I actually bought YouTube Red. AMA.,"I actually wish I could buy it.  I'm Canadian, though.  :( ",They don't like Canada???? It's just internet why wouldn't they let you buy it
17439,"I actually wish I could buy it.  I'm Canadian, though.  :( ",They don't like Canada???? It's just internet why wouldn't they let you buy it,"Dunno, probably some regulation or licensing thing.  C'est la vie!"
17440,They don't like Canada???? It's just internet why wouldn't they let you buy it,"Dunno, probably some regulation or licensing thing.  C'est la vie!",Probably some anti freedom shit
17441,I actually bought YouTube Red. AMA.,lmao,i know :(
17442,lmao,i know :(,i was mostly laughing at the ama part lol. idk anything about yt red
17443,I actually bought YouTube Red. AMA.,I swear the free trial slowed my computer down because when I canceled it was fine again =/,wtf that sucks
17444,I swear the free trial slowed my computer down because when I canceled it was fine again =/,wtf that sucks,it's fine on my laptop I have adblock but phones are screwed 
17445,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",I wish I have a weekend :(,what happened? is it normal or unexpected?
17446,I wish I have a weekend :(,what happened? is it normal or unexpected?,"I work six days a week, and only get a day off on Friday."
17447,Let's talk,I feel less anxious than I did this September...which is great news.,Glad to hear that
17448,I feel less anxious than I did this September...which is great news.,Glad to hear that,"how are you, fellow redditor?
"
17449,Let's talk,Might quit my job today. I know my value. Fuck it. ,What is your job?
17450,Might quit my job today. I know my value. Fuck it. ,What is your job?,Tech company in LA
17451,What do you do to make yourself happy/stay out of a bad mood?,Finding new music or listening to favorites always makes me feel good everyday.,I'm so bad at finding new music. Definitely have plenty of classics to play but I'm 
17452,Finding new music or listening to favorites always makes me feel good everyday.,I'm so bad at finding new music. Definitely have plenty of classics to play but I'm ,If you have a favorite genre find it's subreddit and see what other people are posting. 
17453,I'm so bad at finding new music. Definitely have plenty of classics to play but I'm ,If you have a favorite genre find it's subreddit and see what other people are posting. ,Good idea
17454,What do you do to make yourself happy/stay out of a bad mood?,"I don't do anything. I don't even know what being alive is like, I merely exist.",I just wanna die 😁
17455,"I don't do anything. I don't even know what being alive is like, I merely exist.",I just wanna die 😁,I've thought about it.
17456,What do you do to make yourself happy/stay out of a bad mood?,Exercise always helps me feel positive or making other people feel happy. ,"I really thinkin gonna get that bike, I could definitely use the exercise. "
17457,Exercise always helps me feel positive or making other people feel happy. ,"I really thinkin gonna get that bike, I could definitely use the exercise. ",I'm 20 and I still don't know how to ride a bike.
17458,"I really thinkin gonna get that bike, I could definitely use the exercise. ",I'm 20 and I still don't know how to ride a bike.,"Really? I used to ride when I was younger, just haven't since I was 14 "
17459,Anyone realize they have like zero actual friends but are perfectly fine with it?,Anybody In Texas wanna be friends?,I'm thinking of moving to Texas in ten years or so when i come to America. So if you're patient
17460,Anybody In Texas wanna be friends?,I'm thinking of moving to Texas in ten years or so when i come to America. So if you're patient,Where you from buddy?
17461,I'm thinking of moving to Texas in ten years or so when i come to America. So if you're patient,Where you from buddy?,Netherlands
17462,Where you from buddy?,Netherlands,Have you ever seen the Northern lights??
17463,Netherlands,Have you ever seen the Northern lights??,Boi that's Norway
17464,Have you ever seen the Northern lights??,Boi that's Norway,Boiiiii
17465,Whatcha doin right now?,Looking for food while I wait for a video to render. Pretty boring right now too.,What kinda food? And what video?
17466,Looking for food while I wait for a video to render. Pretty boring right now too.,What kinda food? And what video?,Pizza and it's a video on some hiding spots in the game Witch It.
17467,What kinda food? And what video?,Pizza and it's a video on some hiding spots in the game Witch It.,"I'm assuming you meant Witcher? The male likes that game. You any good at it?

Mmmmm pizza. "
17468,Whatcha doin right now?,About to eat some food :),"Yum, what kind of food?"
17469,About to eat some food :),"Yum, what kind of food?","Eggs and rice with bonito flakes, sriracha and soy sauce "
17470,Whatcha doin right now?,I'm trying to work! Quit bugging me! :P,RUDE. I just want friendship!!! :P
17471,I'm trying to work! Quit bugging me! :P,RUDE. I just want friendship!!! :P,Hahaha! 
17472,Whatcha doin right now?,"Day drinking, watching streamers on twitch and browsing the reddits. ","Yum, whatcha drinkin? I could use a beverage myself."
17473,"Day drinking, watching streamers on twitch and browsing the reddits. ","Yum, whatcha drinkin? I could use a beverage myself.","Sorry for late reply :p

Just taking shots of vodka. Washing them down with some cola. "
17474,"Yum, whatcha drinkin? I could use a beverage myself.","Sorry for late reply :p

Just taking shots of vodka. Washing them down with some cola. ","Okay, not sure I'm on your level haha I could use some wine or something maybe"
17475,Whatcha doin right now?,Just at the shooting range waiting for a spot to become available,"Oh, cool, you there for practice or just blowing off steam?"
17476,Just at the shooting range waiting for a spot to become available,"Oh, cool, you there for practice or just blowing off steam?",A little bit of both lol. That and it is my favorite thing do to in general.
17477,I work at a call center and I’m talking to a hardcore canadian dude and it’s making my day.,I'm Canadian and I don't even think I've ever met someone who says eh all the time! ,My dad and uncles do like crazy. They're from Windsor 
17478,I'm Canadian and I don't even think I've ever met someone who says eh all the time! ,My dad and uncles do like crazy. They're from Windsor ,That's funny! Is it common there?
17479,I work at a call center and I’m talking to a hardcore canadian dude and it’s making my day.,I'm Canadian and I don't even think I've ever met someone who says eh all the time! ,I say it pretty often tbh 
17480,I'm Canadian and I don't even think I've ever met someone who says eh all the time! ,I say it pretty often tbh ,I guess it just isn't common in my region!
17481,I work at a call center and I’m talking to a hardcore canadian dude and it’s making my day.,I'm Canadian and I don't even think I've ever met someone who says eh all the time! ,I say eh a tonne.
17482,I'm Canadian and I don't even think I've ever met someone who says eh all the time! ,I say eh a tonne.,It mustn't be as common where I am!
17483,"I know I post here a lot but can someone please talk to me, I'm lonely",What do you think about the fact that r/CasualConversation is now at 250 000 subs?,That's a lot of sandwiches
17484,What do you think about the fact that r/CasualConversation is now at 250 000 subs?,That's a lot of sandwiches,"Lol, i was using subs as a shortened version of subscribers."
17485,"I know I post here a lot but can someone please talk to me, I'm lonely",What do you think about the fact that r/CasualConversation is now at 250 000 subs?,"I think that's awesome, really hope this place continues to grow "
17486,What do you think about the fact that r/CasualConversation is now at 250 000 subs?,"I think that's awesome, really hope this place continues to grow ","Im not surprised by your answer, you like this sub alot, i mean you post very frequently."
17487,"I think that's awesome, really hope this place continues to grow ","Im not surprised by your answer, you like this sub alot, i mean you post very frequently.",Aha guilty as charged. This place has been keeping me alive since my girlfriend blocked me
17488,"I know I post here a lot but can someone please talk to me, I'm lonely","Waking up at 8 pm going to bed at 11 am,  you?",Just being a depressed toad.. hopefully can be with friends soon 
17489,"Waking up at 8 pm going to bed at 11 am,  you?",Just being a depressed toad.. hopefully can be with friends soon ,A toad huh. That sounds fun *toad noise*
17490,Just being a depressed toad.. hopefully can be with friends soon ,A toad huh. That sounds fun *toad noise*,Croak croak. Toads are cool
17491,"I know I post here a lot but can someone please talk to me, I'm lonely",sitting at work. rain is keeping us inside. maybe we will catch a break,Not bad. I wish it was rainy here. Instead it's hot and sunny
17492,sitting at work. rain is keeping us inside. maybe we will catch a break,Not bad. I wish it was rainy here. Instead it's hot and sunny,"unfortunately when it rains here, its still hot. "
17493,Not bad. I wish it was rainy here. Instead it's hot and sunny,"unfortunately when it rains here, its still hot. ",Ahh that sucks haha I hate humid rain 
17494,"unfortunately when it rains here, its still hot. ",Ahh that sucks haha I hate humid rain ,"texas, its humid all the time...."
17495,Ahh that sucks haha I hate humid rain ,"texas, its humid all the time....","Ahhh that sucks, id hate living in Texas lol "
17496,"texas, its humid all the time....","Ahhh that sucks, id hate living in Texas lol ",Other than the weather. LOVE IT
17497,"Ahhh that sucks, id hate living in Texas lol ",Other than the weather. LOVE IT,What exactly do you love about it? Just wondering :)
17498,"I know I post here a lot but can someone please talk to me, I'm lonely",I'm doing laundry and watching Futurama.,"Awesome, I love futurama"
17499,I'm doing laundry and watching Futurama.,"Awesome, I love futurama",It's the episode with the evil talking cats.
17500,"Awesome, I love futurama",It's the episode with the evil talking cats.,Hahaha classic episode 
17501,I'm doing laundry and watching Futurama.,"Awesome, I love futurama",What's your favorite episode? 
17502,"Awesome, I love futurama",What's your favorite episode? ,Where they visit that soda factory that looks like the chocolate factory
17503,"Awesome, I love futurama",What's your favorite episode? ,"Hmmm I'm not honestly sure, it's been forever since I've watched it a lot "
17504,"I know I post here a lot but can someone please talk to me, I'm lonely","dude, are you ok?",Not really 😞 I will be though.. 
17505,"dude, are you ok?",Not really 😞 I will be though.. ,wanna talk about it?
17506,"Many people have told me I'm boring and I agree, what can I do to be more interesting?","I play competitive smash, that shit is pretty cool. (not really but I can pretend) ",I remember when I used to think I was pretty good at smash. RIP my innocent ignorance 
17507,"I play competitive smash, that shit is pretty cool. (not really but I can pretend) ",I remember when I used to think I was pretty good at smash. RIP my innocent ignorance ,I thought I used to be good at video games in general and then I found speed running. 
17508,What good news do you have to share?,I leave for college in 2 days.,Cool! What are you studying?
17509,I leave for college in 2 days.,Cool! What are you studying?,I have no idea lol. Hoping that I can figure out what I want to study at the end of the year
17510,Anyone on here a Gotham fan? Season 4 starts tonight and I'm hyped.,"I still haven't watched last season, but I'll try to catch up as fast as possible! ",Hurry up. The premiere is 6 hrs away. lol
17511,"I still haven't watched last season, but I'll try to catch up as fast as possible! ",Hurry up. The premiere is 6 hrs away. lol,Maybe not quite that fast! I'll try to catch up for next week! 
17512,Anyone on here a Gotham fan? Season 4 starts tonight and I'm hyped.,When does Season 3 come on netflix?,Not sure but I’m sure the season is online!
17513,When does Season 3 come on netflix?,Not sure but I’m sure the season is online!,Just got a netflix notification...its on now.
17514,Anyone on here a Gotham fan? Season 4 starts tonight and I'm hyped.,"Oh man I only watched season 1, loved it and forgot about the whole thing!",Catch up!
17515,"Oh man I only watched season 1, loved it and forgot about the whole thing!",Catch up!,How good is it?
17516,Catch up!,How good is it?,Very.
17517,Anyone on here a Gotham fan? Season 4 starts tonight and I'm hyped.,Is that tonight?? Thanks for the reminder! I would've totally missed it.,Yes 8ET on Fox. I record it and watch it delayed so I can fast forward commercials.
17518,Is that tonight?? Thanks for the reminder! I would've totally missed it.,Yes 8ET on Fox. I record it and watch it delayed so I can fast forward commercials.,Smart move.
17519,Anyone on here a Gotham fan? Season 4 starts tonight and I'm hyped.,"i wonder when it will hit Netlix, i love it",It already is I believe.
17520,"i wonder when it will hit Netlix, i love it",It already is I believe.,"ill check tonight, hopefully so!"
17521,I made a new account because I wanted to start over. This was the first sub I re-subbed to. Who wants to talk?,"Hit me up, bro ;) ",What's good? 
17522,"Hit me up, bro ;) ",What's good? ,"Not much, just sitting her chilling. How was your day?"
17523,What's good? ,"Not much, just sitting her chilling. How was your day?","Pretty good so far, it just started an hour ago haha what do you have planned for today?"
17524,I made a new account because I wanted to start over. This was the first sub I re-subbed to. Who wants to talk?,Hey what's going on man?,"Nothing much, just got back to school after hanging out with friends for a bit. "
17525,Hey what's going on man?,"Nothing much, just got back to school after hanging out with friends for a bit. ",Nice what did you guys do?
17526,I made a new account because I wanted to start over. This was the first sub I re-subbed to. Who wants to talk?,I'd love to talk! What do you want to talk about?,"Anything, what's up? "
17527,I'd love to talk! What do you want to talk about?,"Anything, what's up? "," Watching this show called Bordertown, how about you?"
17528,What Music from the 90s did you like,I think I bought Weezer's Blue Album 4-5 times over the years.,Oh wow did you brake it 4 time
17529,I think I bought Weezer's Blue Album 4-5 times over the years.,Oh wow did you brake it 4 time,"Yup.  Broken cassette tapes, broken CDs, you name it."
17530,What Music from the 90s did you like,Linkin Park's Hybrid Theory was the late 90s right? That was big for me,No sorry google says 2000 close 
17531,Linkin Park's Hybrid Theory was the late 90s right? That was big for me,No sorry google says 2000 close ,bah!
17532,What Music from the 90s did you like,Return of the Mack,ONCE AGAIN
17533,Return of the Mack,ONCE AGAIN,This guy gets it 
17534,What do you think about most of the time?,"Freedom, in objects, paths, atmospheres.","You, my friend are the most abstract thinker we've run into here."
17535,"Freedom, in objects, paths, atmospheres.","You, my friend are the most abstract thinker we've run into here.",Freedom is abstract and concrete. For example: I fell on my ass climbing a tall fence earlier.
17536,"You, my friend are the most abstract thinker we've run into here.",Freedom is abstract and concrete. For example: I fell on my ass climbing a tall fence earlier.,Now you wish you were free from ass pain.
17537,What do you think about most of the time?,A girl who has a boyfriend ,"It ain't a husband, and she's not the only girl"
17538,A girl who has a boyfriend ,"It ain't a husband, and she's not the only girl","I like your advice. If the worlds ending on the 23rd, I'd better get a move on. "
17539,What is your favorite candy?,"Beer!

Gummy bears!",Lol. Or vodka gummies
17540,"Beer!

Gummy bears!",Lol. Or vodka gummies,I call them groovy bears :)
17541,Lol. Or vodka gummies,I call them groovy bears :),Lol
17542,What is your favorite candy?,"Anything by Haribo. I love gummies regardless, but they're like the holiday feast of gummies. ",Now i want the giant gummy
17543,"Anything by Haribo. I love gummies regardless, but they're like the holiday feast of gummies. ",Now i want the giant gummy,A gummy turkey. 
17544,Now i want the giant gummy,A gummy turkey. ,A giant bear. Soaked in vodka
17545,A gummy turkey. ,A giant bear. Soaked in vodka,And gummy gravy. 
17546,A giant bear. Soaked in vodka,And gummy gravy. ,Lol.
17547,What is your favorite candy?,Pretty much any kind of chocolate. Salmiakki (salty liquorice) is great too!,Salty liquorice???
17548,Pretty much any kind of chocolate. Salmiakki (salty liquorice) is great too!,Salty liquorice???,Yep! It's popular in northern Europe.
17549,What is your favorite candy?,Red vines,Not twizzlers?
17550,Red vines,Not twizzlers?,"Nope. Those taste like plastic
To me. Yuk,"
17551,Not twizzlers?,"Nope. Those taste like plastic
To me. Yuk,",Thats how redvines taste to me
17552,"Nope. Those taste like plastic
To me. Yuk,",Thats how redvines taste to me,So weird :) 
17553,What is your favorite candy?,Werther's Originals are pretty good when I have a sore throat.,I love Werther's
17554,Werther's Originals are pretty good when I have a sore throat.,I love Werther's,I swear they work better than cough drops. 
17555,I love Werther's,I swear they work better than cough drops. ,I will have to try that next time
17556,I swear they work better than cough drops. ,I will have to try that next time,Also tea with honey helps too. 
17557,I will have to try that next time,Also tea with honey helps too. ,Yes. One of my favorites
17558,What is your favorite candy?,If I could I would eat Snickers and Nutella all day every day.,I love both. But together?
17559,If I could I would eat Snickers and Nutella all day every day.,I love both. But together?,"No, not together lol. Although... you might be onto something..."
17560,I love both. But together?,"No, not together lol. Although... you might be onto something...",Lol
17561,What are the words that you live by?,Make everyday the best day ever. :),Now I have that SpongeBob song stuck in my head! 
17562,Make everyday the best day ever. :),Now I have that SpongeBob song stuck in my head! ,Haha! You’re welcome. :)
17563,What are the words that you live by?,"""Fuck it""

It's a phrase I use to help push myself to do things. It really works.",*The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck* is the book for you. 😂
17564,"""Fuck it""

It's a phrase I use to help push myself to do things. It really works.",*The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck* is the book for you. 😂,r/hailcorporate 
17565,What are the words that you live by?,Go big or go home,why not both
17566,Go big or go home,why not both,Go home big?
17567,What song are you listening to right now?,"I'm listening go ODESZA, they recently released a new album and I'm going to see them live soon.",I love ODESZA! Meridian is amazing
17568,"I'm listening go ODESZA, they recently released a new album and I'm going to see them live soon.",I love ODESZA! Meridian is amazing,Great to hear other people enjoying them as well! :D
17569,What song are you listening to right now?,Feel it Still by Portugal. The Man.,*Wooohooo I'm a rebel just for kicks now*
17570,Feel it Still by Portugal. The Man.,*Wooohooo I'm a rebel just for kicks now*,I been feeling it since 1966 now
17571,"Hey CC, tell me your favourite song and I'll listen to it and then rate it!",Currently it's Leaving by Illenium.,My two favorite artists in one song. It's a dream come true
17572,Currently it's Leaving by Illenium.,My two favorite artists in one song. It's a dream come true,A fellow EDEN fan yay
17573,"Hey CC, tell me your favourite song and I'll listen to it and then rate it!",Orchid: Invasion USA,2/10. I tried to force myself into this type of music when I was 14? Yeah I didn't last long.
17574,Orchid: Invasion USA,2/10. I tried to force myself into this type of music when I was 14? Yeah I didn't last long.,"I just picked it for the lul, but I do like Orchids"
17575,2/10. I tried to force myself into this type of music when I was 14? Yeah I didn't last long.,"I just picked it for the lul, but I do like Orchids",Yeah I thought so when I noticed it was 1 minute long.
17576,"Hey CC, tell me your favourite song and I'll listen to it and then rate it!",Absinthe party at the fly honey warehouse - Minus the Bear,8/10 really liked that and liked the video for it too!
17577,Absinthe party at the fly honey warehouse - Minus the Bear,8/10 really liked that and liked the video for it too!,Definitely my favorite band. My time is newer and has a solid video as well. 
17578,"Hey CC, tell me your favourite song and I'll listen to it and then rate it!",My fav is Stuck on You by Mars Argo,5/10. Didn't really like her vocals.
17579,My fav is Stuck on You by Mars Argo,5/10. Didn't really like her vocals.,"Aw ok, thanks for listening."
17580,2.12am and can't sleep,Can’t sleep so goes on reddit at 2am lol!,Sadly yeah. 
17581,Can’t sleep so goes on reddit at 2am lol!,Sadly yeah. ,Which came first?
17582,Sadly yeah. ,Which came first?,I don't quite understand.
17583,Which came first?,I don't quite understand.,Usually Reddit is the reason people can't sleep
17584,2.12am and can't sleep,Which part of India are you from bro? ,"Hyderabad, mate. Smarty-pants xP"
17585,Which part of India are you from bro? ,"Hyderabad, mate. Smarty-pants xP",Nice. Same here. 
17586,"Hyderabad, mate. Smarty-pants xP",Nice. Same here. ,Damn! Such coincidence!
17587,Nice. Same here. ,Damn! Such coincidence!,You're starting to sound a lot like one of my friend. 
17588,Damn! Such coincidence!,You're starting to sound a lot like one of my friend. ,Likewise! What up?
17589,2.12am and can't sleep,I often get up at 2am. It's 1:50 in the afternoon in my region.,"Oh. Where ya from, mate? "
17590,I often get up at 2am. It's 1:50 in the afternoon in my region.,"Oh. Where ya from, mate? ","Near Vancouver, Canada."
17591,"Oh. Where ya from, mate? ","Near Vancouver, Canada.","Awesome, man! What are you up to? "
17592,"Near Vancouver, Canada.","Awesome, man! What are you up to? ","Home from work, doing laundry, enjoying a light beer."
17593,"Awesome, man! What are you up to? ","Home from work, doing laundry, enjoying a light beer.","Great! Got some time for a little chat? Well, I'm bored."
17594,"Home from work, doing laundry, enjoying a light beer.","Great! Got some time for a little chat? Well, I'm bored.",Sure! When do you normally sleep?
17595,2.12am and can't sleep,Are you still awake?,"Yes, I am. :)"
17596,Are you still awake?,"Yes, I am. :)",Damn that sucks
17597,"Yes, I am. :)",Damn that sucks,Haha xD. What time is it by you? 
17598,Damn that sucks,Haha xD. What time is it by you? ,11 pm :D I won't go to sleep that fast tho xD
17599,Haha xD. What time is it by you? ,11 pm :D I won't go to sleep that fast tho xD,"Definitely. What up, got some time to get some shit going? "
17600,11 pm :D I won't go to sleep that fast tho xD,"Definitely. What up, got some time to get some shit going? ","For sure, normally I just watch a movie or something tho :'D you got an idea"
17601,"Definitely. What up, got some time to get some shit going? ","For sure, normally I just watch a movie or something tho :'D you got an idea",I'd love to watch a movie or an episode now. But I'm pretty sure I'll fall asleep midway. 
17602,"For sure, normally I just watch a movie or something tho :'D you got an idea",I'd love to watch a movie or an episode now. But I'm pretty sure I'll fall asleep midway. ,Sounds like a plan to fall asleep tho innit
17603,Are you still awake?,"Yes, I am. :)",Drink some water
17604,"Yes, I am. :)",Drink some water,"*drinks a glass of water*

What next? "
17605,Drink some water,"*drinks a glass of water*

What next? ",Take another glass and throw the water out of your window
17606,"*drinks a glass of water*

What next? ",Take another glass and throw the water out of your window,"Well, done. Next? 

Actually, I didn't. xP"
17607,Take another glass and throw the water out of your window,"Well, done. Next? 

Actually, I didn't. xP",still awake? 
17608,What opinion of yours has changed and why?,Used to like myself,How do we know this isn't a mirage?
17609,Used to like myself,How do we know this isn't a mirage?,I should remove that flair
17610,What opinion of yours has changed and why?,I used to have faith in education. ,"Like faith in your education, or a larger education system? "
17611,I used to have faith in education. ,"Like faith in your education, or a larger education system? ",The larger system. 
17612,"i’m bored, who wants to talk?","What's up dude? I'm about to try to do schoolwork, let's see how it goes :/",good luck! school work is the worst :(  i have a ton to do too but i prefer to procrastinate 
17613,"What's up dude? I'm about to try to do schoolwork, let's see how it goes :/",good luck! school work is the worst :(  i have a ton to do too but i prefer to procrastinate ,Yeahhh same. I'm definitely good at procrastinating shit 
17614,good luck! school work is the worst :(  i have a ton to do too but i prefer to procrastinate ,Yeahhh same. I'm definitely good at procrastinating shit ,it’s a bad habit but it’s so easy to just do something else haha
17615,Yeahhh same. I'm definitely good at procrastinating shit ,it’s a bad habit but it’s so easy to just do something else haha,Yeaaah. Esoecially when all the homework is shitty reading and stuff 
17616,it’s a bad habit but it’s so easy to just do something else haha,Yeaaah. Esoecially when all the homework is shitty reading and stuff ,"exactly, or writing paragraphs for every fricking class "
17617,Yeaaah. Esoecially when all the homework is shitty reading and stuff ,"exactly, or writing paragraphs for every fricking class ",Exactly dude. What do you study?
17618,"exactly, or writing paragraphs for every fricking class ",Exactly dude. What do you study?,"ah i’m still in high school, hbu? "
17619,Exactly dude. What do you study?,"ah i’m still in high school, hbu? ",I study history and political science. How's high school going haha 
17620,"ah i’m still in high school, hbu? ",I study history and political science. How's high school going haha ,that sounds cool! high school is lame lmao i do it online so i can finish quicker 
17621,I study history and political science. How's high school going haha ,that sounds cool! high school is lame lmao i do it online so i can finish quicker ,Yeah i love what I study. What do you and do after high school?
17622,that sounds cool! high school is lame lmao i do it online so i can finish quicker ,Yeah i love what I study. What do you and do after high school?,"kinda wanna do special effects makeup for like, gore related things ya know? "
17623,Yeah i love what I study. What do you and do after high school?,"kinda wanna do special effects makeup for like, gore related things ya know? ",That's cool as hell man
17624,"kinda wanna do special effects makeup for like, gore related things ya know? ",That's cool as hell man,i just gotta get better at it first :) 
17625,That's cool as hell man,i just gotta get better at it first :) ,"Definitely, that's a doable goal though I think :)"
17626,i just gotta get better at it first :) ,"Definitely, that's a doable goal though I think :)",practice makes perfect right! 
17627,"Definitely, that's a doable goal though I think :)",practice makes perfect right! ,"True, especially with something like that. School could help you too!"
17628,practice makes perfect right! ,"True, especially with something like that. School could help you too!",yes! for sure 
17629,Talk to me about anything. Please.,"hey what kind of music do you like?
",I like rap and classic rock more than anything. How bout you?
17630,"hey what kind of music do you like?
",I like rap and classic rock more than anything. How bout you?,Who are your favorite rap artists?
17631,I like rap and classic rock more than anything. How bout you?,Who are your favorite rap artists?,"Biggie, snoop, dre, mf soon, asap mob, weird stuff like Rick Ross or Gucci mane"
17632,Talk to me about anything. Please.,Where do you live,Upstate New York. Half in the middle of nowhere haha. You?
17633,Where do you live,Upstate New York. Half in the middle of nowhere haha. You?,A hilly suburb of Seoul
17634,Upstate New York. Half in the middle of nowhere haha. You?,A hilly suburb of Seoul,"Yeesh, that's kind of a sketchy area to live right now "
17635,A hilly suburb of Seoul,"Yeesh, that's kind of a sketchy area to live right now ",Ha
17636,A hilly suburb of Seoul,"Yeesh, that's kind of a sketchy area to live right now ",Why is it sketchy?
17637,"Yeesh, that's kind of a sketchy area to live right now ",Why is it sketchy?,[removed]
17638,"Yeesh, that's kind of a sketchy area to live right now ",Why is it sketchy?,I would imagine because of their neighbors to the north. 
17639,Why is it sketchy?,I would imagine because of their neighbors to the north. ,"If you do think like that, then maybe you have it wrong. "
17640,Where do you live,Upstate New York. Half in the middle of nowhere haha. You?,Oh man I'm from upstate NY - it can definitely get really boring and kind of lonely
17641,Upstate New York. Half in the middle of nowhere haha. You?,Oh man I'm from upstate NY - it can definitely get really boring and kind of lonely,What part of upstate? I live in oswego
17642,Oh man I'm from upstate NY - it can definitely get really boring and kind of lonely,What part of upstate? I live in oswego,Rome
17643,Talk to me about anything. Please.,what’s your favorite binge worthy tv show? ,"Preacher, always sunny, broad city, and walking bread. That's more than one haha but yeah "
17644,what’s your favorite binge worthy tv show? ,"Preacher, always sunny, broad city, and walking bread. That's more than one haha but yeah ",Hahaha walking bread is my new favorite thing
17645,"Preacher, always sunny, broad city, and walking bread. That's more than one haha but yeah ",Hahaha walking bread is my new favorite thing,"Hahahahaha I'm glad you like it, me and one of my best friends call it that "
17646,Talk to me about anything. Please.,People tell my I'm strong and muscular but I feel super tiny,Why do you feel tiny? In height or something? 
17647,People tell my I'm strong and muscular but I feel super tiny,Why do you feel tiny? In height or something? ,im 5 ten 167 lbs. 
17648,Why do you feel tiny? In height or something? ,im 5 ten 167 lbs. ,You definitely aren't tiny man 
17649,im 5 ten 167 lbs. ,You definitely aren't tiny man ,Thanks. I just feel that with simple t shirts I look thin
17650,You definitely aren't tiny man ,Thanks. I just feel that with simple t shirts I look thin,Better than being a fat 300 lb fuck loke me 
17651,Talk to me about anything. Please.,People tell my I'm strong and muscular but I feel super tiny,"""The day you start lifting is the day you stay small forever"""
17652,People tell my I'm strong and muscular but I feel super tiny,"""The day you start lifting is the day you stay small forever""",This is a great quote
17653,Talk to me about anything. Please.,"Getting wrecked at work, but goddamn it's fun. First day on a new project and crushing it.","That's cool, what kinda project?"
17654,"Getting wrecked at work, but goddamn it's fun. First day on a new project and crushing it.","That's cool, what kinda project?","New tv show. Not my favorite content, but I just love being on set. "
17655,"That's cool, what kinda project?","New tv show. Not my favorite content, but I just love being on set. ",Whaaaaat that's awesome! Working for a t.v. show would be sick 
17656,Talk to me about anything. Please.,Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plageuis the wise?,Oh many times 
17657,Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plageuis the wise?,Oh many times ,I thought so. It is a story reddit would tell you.
17658,Oh many times ,I thought so. It is a story reddit would tell you.,"Indeed. A great tale, though. 

What's up dude?"
17659,Talk to me about anything. Please.,You ever just thought about disappearing and starting over somewhere new?,Constantly. Especially lately. 
17660,You ever just thought about disappearing and starting over somewhere new?,Constantly. Especially lately. ,"Where would you go?
"
17661,Constantly. Especially lately. ,"Where would you go?
",Anywhere in Scandinavia. I would love nothing more than to love in Norway or Sweden
17662,"Where would you go?
",Anywhere in Scandinavia. I would love nothing more than to love in Norway or Sweden,That's cool. What attracts you to them?
17663,"Honestly, getting a PM on reddit is one of the best things.",Wouldnt know. the only PM's I get on Reddit are auto mods.,Have you ever written a PM to someone instead?
17664,Wouldnt know. the only PM's I get on Reddit are auto mods.,Have you ever written a PM to someone instead?,"Uhhhh. No, Never really considered it."
17665,Have you ever written a PM to someone instead?,"Uhhhh. No, Never really considered it.","It was at this moment u/Onacle_in_space knew, his world would never be the same "
17666,"Uhhhh. No, Never really considered it.","It was at this moment u/Onacle_in_space knew, his world would never be the same ",Dear God!
17667,"It was at this moment u/Onacle_in_space knew, his world would never be the same ",Dear God!,Well don't write the person you know won't reply.
17668,Dear God!,Well don't write the person you know won't reply.,"Dear God,"
17669,Well don't write the person you know won't reply.,"Dear God,","where is my frittata
"
17670,"Honestly, getting a PM on reddit is one of the best things.",the little red circle with '1' or '2'  is so satisfying ,"I just had one that said 9, it was great :)"
17671,the little red circle with '1' or '2'  is so satisfying ,"I just had one that said 9, it was great :)",Best is when you have a popular post and wake up to 10+
17672,"I just had one that said 9, it was great :)",Best is when you have a popular post and wake up to 10+,"""Oh god, what did I say to piss everyone off?"""
17673,"Honestly, getting a PM on reddit is one of the best things.",I sent a PM to someone here but he/she didn't reply. I hope my message helped him/her somehow. 🙁,I can imagine someone not even looking at your PMs after checking your username lol
17674,I sent a PM to someone here but he/she didn't reply. I hope my message helped him/her somehow. 🙁,I can imagine someone not even looking at your PMs after checking your username lol,"Oh yeah, what was I thinking when made my account. 😂

Can I change my Reddit username?"
17675,I can imagine someone not even looking at your PMs after checking your username lol,"Oh yeah, what was I thinking when made my account. 😂

Can I change my Reddit username?","Phew, no idea. I don't think so."
17676,What do you find most attractive in a significant other?,"Being philosophically-minded, largely easy-going, and an ***extremely*** dark sense of humor.","How dark? Like dead baby jokes, or death is inevitable? "
17677,"Being philosophically-minded, largely easy-going, and an ***extremely*** dark sense of humor.","How dark? Like dead baby jokes, or death is inevitable? ",Either or
17678,"Being philosophically-minded, largely easy-going, and an ***extremely*** dark sense of humor.","How dark? Like dead baby jokes, or death is inevitable? ",Both.
17679,What do you find most attractive in a significant other?,"Being philosophically-minded, largely easy-going, and an ***extremely*** dark sense of humor.",100% me
17680,"Being philosophically-minded, largely easy-going, and an ***extremely*** dark sense of humor.",100% me,"Well, if you are a straight young woman between the ages of 25 and 30 then we are set."
17681,AMA Danish military officer.,What's your trade ? ,I'm a Lieutenant in the army. 
17682,What's your trade ? ,I'm a Lieutenant in the army. ,Lol wow weird coincidence .. probably should've read the name duh 😝
17683,I'm a Lieutenant in the army. ,Lol wow weird coincidence .. probably should've read the name duh 😝,"Yeah haha, are you in the military?"
17684,Lol wow weird coincidence .. probably should've read the name duh 😝,"Yeah haha, are you in the military?","I was for a little tester sample lol , year and a half. I was in the navy. "
17685,"Yeah haha, are you in the military?","I was for a little tester sample lol , year and a half. I was in the navy. ","Not bad, how did you like the navy. I have a few family members in the Danish navy."
17686,"I was for a little tester sample lol , year and a half. I was in the navy. ","Not bad, how did you like the navy. I have a few family members in the Danish navy.","Lol want the long answer or the short answer :P also, I was in the Canadian navy "
17687,"Not bad, how did you like the navy. I have a few family members in the Danish navy.","Lol want the long answer or the short answer :P also, I was in the Canadian navy ","Long just throw in the long one, I have plenty of time. Also, nice."
17688,AMA Danish military officer.,Denmark is a solid meta in r/wargame. ,Is that a game?
17689,Denmark is a solid meta in r/wargame. ,Is that a game?,"Yes. An RTS. I find it interesting, but I don't put to much stock into it."
17690,Is that a game?,"Yes. An RTS. I find it interesting, but I don't put to much stock into it.",Radio Television of Serbia? hahaha
17691,AMA Danish military officer.,Do you watch football?,Nooo I do not.
17692,Do you watch football?,Nooo I do not.,"Alrighty. 

What are your pastimes at the military?"
17693,"Hello, friend. I am a happy person. Are you a happy person?",I'm happy.  ,"Yay! Let's be happy, forever!"
17694,I'm happy.  ,"Yay! Let's be happy, forever!",Yah sounds fun.  
17695,"Yay! Let's be happy, forever!",Yah sounds fun.  ,"Smile, like this, :)))))"
17696,Yah sounds fun.  ,"Smile, like this, :)))))",Sure thing bud.  ;)
17697,"Hello, friend. I am a happy person. Are you a happy person?",I don't believe that being a happy person is a thing ,"Don't be sad :( Smile, like this :)))) 'eeeeeee'"
17698,I don't believe that being a happy person is a thing ,"Don't be sad :( Smile, like this :)))) 'eeeeeee'",I'm not sad :)
17699,"Don't be sad :( Smile, like this :)))) 'eeeeeee'",I'm not sad :),"Yay! Happy person, I love you!"
17700,I'm not sad :),"Yay! Happy person, I love you!",I'm not happy!
17701,"Yay! Happy person, I love you!",I'm not happy!,"You are not happy, you are not sad. What are you, friend?"
17702,I will argue with you about anything,What do YOU want to argue about?,"If you wanted a serious answer, religion would be a good place to get me WOUND up. "
17703,What do YOU want to argue about?,"If you wanted a serious answer, religion would be a good place to get me WOUND up. ",Alright. What is the true religion? Is there even a god/gods?
17704,"If you wanted a serious answer, religion would be a good place to get me WOUND up. ",Alright. What is the true religion? Is there even a god/gods?,"No god, religion is false. HOWEVER, I admit that there is some value to it. "
17705,Alright. What is the true religion? Is there even a god/gods?,"No god, religion is false. HOWEVER, I admit that there is some value to it. ",What value is that?
17706,I will argue with you about anything,It's ok to be sad sometimes,"No, happiness all the time thnx "
17707,It's ok to be sad sometimes,"No, happiness all the time thnx ",Good argument.
17708,I will argue with you about anything,Hitler was a bad man,"let's go OP 

I'd like to see this one"
17709,Hitler was a bad man,"let's go OP 

I'd like to see this one",OP delivers?
17710,"My unpopular opinion is I don't like coconut, what's yours?",im trans and I dont really like trans people.,This is how I feel about most of the communities I am involved with.
17711,im trans and I dont really like trans people.,This is how I feel about most of the communities I am involved with.,"glad it's not just a me thing, regardless of the subject"
17712,"My unpopular opinion is I don't like coconut, what's yours?",I don't like brownies. Love chocolate. Love cake. But I just don't like brownies.,Really? I find that fascinating. Are there any other types of baked goods you don't like?
17713,I don't like brownies. Love chocolate. Love cake. But I just don't like brownies.,Really? I find that fascinating. Are there any other types of baked goods you don't like?,"I don’t like angel food cake, cookies with raisins, or jelly donuts."
17714,"My unpopular opinion is I don't like coconut, what's yours?",Moana wasn't very good.,Did you prefer Frozen?
17715,Moana wasn't very good.,Did you prefer Frozen?,"Frozen *was* pretty good, mainly because it had character development."
17716,"My unpopular opinion is I don't like coconut, what's yours?",Peaches are awful in every which way.,What?! What about apricots?
17717,Peaches are awful in every which way.,What?! What about apricots?,Almost equally as awful.
17718,What?! What about apricots?,Almost equally as awful.,Interesting. Are there any other fruits you can't stand?
17719,Almost equally as awful.,Interesting. Are there any other fruits you can't stand?,"Actually, the only fruits I like are bananas, grapes and apples. I'm more of a vegetable guy."
17720,Interesting. Are there any other fruits you can't stand?,"Actually, the only fruits I like are bananas, grapes and apples. I'm more of a vegetable guy.",How can you not like raspberries or watermelon or gooseberries or currant?
17721,"Actually, the only fruits I like are bananas, grapes and apples. I'm more of a vegetable guy.",How can you not like raspberries or watermelon or gooseberries or currant?,"Good question. 

Same way some don't like birthday cake?"
17722,How can you not like raspberries or watermelon or gooseberries or currant?,"Good question. 

Same way some don't like birthday cake?",Those are called robots.
17723,"My unpopular opinion is I don't like coconut, what's yours?",Ranch is absolutely disgusting. ,Ranch dressing or seasoning or all of the above?
17724,Ranch is absolutely disgusting. ,Ranch dressing or seasoning or all of the above?,Anything that says ranch in the name I will not touch lol
17725,Ranch dressing or seasoning or all of the above?,Anything that says ranch in the name I will not touch lol,What about a ranch-style house?!
17726,"My unpopular opinion is I don't like coconut, what's yours?",I hate Bagels and Coffee. I prefer Donuts and Apple Juice. ,I don't think I've heard someone prefer apple juice 
17727,I hate Bagels and Coffee. I prefer Donuts and Apple Juice. ,I don't think I've heard someone prefer apple juice ,Yea I've got a massive sweet tooth
17728,What's something you're looking forward to right now?,Getting over this cold.,Get well soon!
17729,Getting over this cold.,Get well soon!,Thanks
17730,What's something you're looking forward to right now?,I'm looking forward to falling asleep ,Sleep well and don't let the bed bugs bite!
17731,I'm looking forward to falling asleep ,Sleep well and don't let the bed bugs bite!,Thanks :) enjoy your music!
17732,Sleep well and don't let the bed bugs bite!,Thanks :) enjoy your music!,Thanks! ~
17733,What's something you're looking forward to right now?,I'm looking forward to celebrating my anniversary with my SO tonight. ,Congrats! Have fun and enjoy!!
17734,I'm looking forward to celebrating my anniversary with my SO tonight. ,Congrats! Have fun and enjoy!!,Thank you!
17735,What's something you're looking forward to right now?,I really want to get my name changed legally finally.,Good luck! May I know what I can call you in the near future?
17736,I really want to get my name changed legally finally.,Good luck! May I know what I can call you in the near future?,Changing my name to Kina-Rori!
17737,Take part in r/CasualConversation's 2017 census!,Tiz what do you mean on the Introvert/Extrovert question by Yes and No?,Neither
17738,Tiz what do you mean on the Introvert/Extrovert question by Yes and No?,Neither,"wut.jpg
"
17739,Take part in r/CasualConversation's 2017 census!,Did you proofread this at all? The intro/extrovert question makes no sense. ,Neither.
17740,Did you proofread this at all? The intro/extrovert question makes no sense. ,Neither.,"I'm a marginvert.

We exist"
17741,Neither.,"I'm a marginvert.

We exist","It's actually called an ambivert.

And yes I saw the /s "
17742,"I'm a marginvert.

We exist","It's actually called an ambivert.

And yes I saw the /s ",I am an omnivert.  I am all of the verts.  ;)
17743,Take part in r/CasualConversation's 2017 census!,I love you,I love you too.
17744,I love you,I love you too.,I love you more
17745,Take part in r/CasualConversation's 2017 census!,"I'm from nz, the fact I had to choose Australia is frankly offensive",nz doesn't exist
17746,"I'm from nz, the fact I had to choose Australia is frankly offensive",nz doesn't exist,:'(
17747,"I'm from nz, the fact I had to choose Australia is frankly offensive",nz doesn't exist,"I mean, you can never find it on a map."
17748,Take part in r/CasualConversation's 2017 census!,"I'm from nz, the fact I had to choose Australia is frankly offensive",PFFT WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?
17749,"I'm from nz, the fact I had to choose Australia is frankly offensive",PFFT WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?,Wow....
17750,PFFT WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?,Wow....,Lol dude I was being sarcastic
17751,Wow....,Lol dude I was being sarcastic,Can't believe you could say such a thing
17752,Lol dude I was being sarcastic,Can't believe you could say such a thing,"Well I said it.

Whatchu gonna do about it?"
17753,I'm one year cigarette free today!,"*Celebratory high five*

Congratulations ft Quavo",Now we made itttttt
17754,"*Celebratory high five*

Congratulations ft Quavo",Now we made itttttt,Well OP made it. The rest of Reddit don't seem to be doing so well.
17755,"Ladies, a question for you","Height requirements?

I mean Danny DeVito is tiny and I think we all know what we'd do to him.",Ahahahahahahahaha
17756,"Height requirements?

I mean Danny DeVito is tiny and I think we all know what we'd do to him.",Ahahahahahahahaha,"I just meant I'd hang out with him. Maybe buy him a Big Mac.

Gawrsh."
17757,"Ladies, a question for you","Height requirements?

I mean Danny DeVito is tiny and I think we all know what we'd do to him.",I would totally get all up in Peter Dinklage's business.
17758,"Height requirements?

I mean Danny DeVito is tiny and I think we all know what we'd do to him.",I would totally get all up in Peter Dinklage's business.,but is that just cuz he's famous and talented or because you enjoy dating tiny people?
17759,"Height requirements?

I mean Danny DeVito is tiny and I think we all know what we'd do to him.",I would totally get all up in Peter Dinklage's business.,And his betterer counterpart u/vernetroyer
17760,"Ladies, a question for you","Height requirements?

I mean Danny DeVito is tiny and I think we all know what we'd do to him.",worship the ground he walks on? hell yes my tiny dude. 
17761,"Height requirements?

I mean Danny DeVito is tiny and I think we all know what we'd do to him.",worship the ground he walks on? hell yes my tiny dude. ,I've lost track. This is what I get for talking about so many small people.
17762,"Ladies, a question for you","Height requirements?

I mean Danny DeVito is tiny and I think we all know what we'd do to him.",Tickle him?? 
17763,"Height requirements?

I mean Danny DeVito is tiny and I think we all know what we'd do to him.",Tickle him?? ,Are people purposely trying to confuse me?
17764,Tickle him?? ,Are people purposely trying to confuse me?,Would you pinch his cheek?? 
17765,Are people purposely trying to confuse me?,Would you pinch his cheek?? ,Hell yes I would!
17766,"Ladies, a question for you","I'm a guy who's 5'11 and a half. If there are any benefits to that, they skipped over me lol.",how's the weather up there?
17767,"I'm a guy who's 5'11 and a half. If there are any benefits to that, they skipped over me lol.",how's the weather up there?,A little chillier on account of the altitude.
17768,how's the weather up there?,A little chillier on account of the altitude.,well just be careful -- *shitty pilots joke*
17769,"Ladies, a question for you","As a 6'3"" man, height is not everything. Never did me any favors.","Edit: With the ladies, I mean."
17770,"As a 6'3"" man, height is not everything. Never did me any favors.","Edit: With the ladies, I mean.","if you're hunting for sympathy, you're in the wrong forest."
17771,I like sardines. What kind of food do you like that others think is really gross?,"It's not that gross. In fact it isn't at all.

Pancakes in sandwiches. It's fantastic.",Like a sandwich with Pancakes as the bread? what's inside? eggs or bacon or something?
17772,"It's not that gross. In fact it isn't at all.

Pancakes in sandwiches. It's fantastic.",Like a sandwich with Pancakes as the bread? what's inside? eggs or bacon or something?,"No, like a regular sandwich. With pancakes inside. "
17773,Like a sandwich with Pancakes as the bread? what's inside? eggs or bacon or something?,"No, like a regular sandwich. With pancakes inside. ",That's amazing!
17774,"No, like a regular sandwich. With pancakes inside. ",That's amazing!,"I mean, if I though it was weird, I wouldn't do it.

Sass over, it's the best thing ever."
17775,That's amazing!,"I mean, if I though it was weird, I wouldn't do it.

Sass over, it's the best thing ever.",I gotta try it. I got some mini chocolate - chip pancakes getting frost burnt in my freezer.
17776,"I mean, if I though it was weird, I wouldn't do it.

Sass over, it's the best thing ever.",I gotta try it. I got some mini chocolate - chip pancakes getting frost burnt in my freezer.,"You do that shit! 
You won't regret it, unless you get the pankies."
17777,I like sardines. What kind of food do you like that others think is really gross?,"It's not that gross. In fact it isn't at all.

Pancakes in sandwiches. It's fantastic.",That doesn't sound as good as just eating the pancakes straight up.
17778,"It's not that gross. In fact it isn't at all.

Pancakes in sandwiches. It's fantastic.",That doesn't sound as good as just eating the pancakes straight up.,It's not as good. It's one thousand times better.
17779,I like sardines. What kind of food do you like that others think is really gross?,Smoothie with 3 eggs and bag of fruits and pickles. It's the fucking bomb,Oh wow.
17780,Smoothie with 3 eggs and bag of fruits and pickles. It's the fucking bomb,Oh wow.,It's great. It has citrusy flavour in it. I use almond/soy too 
17781,Self love is so important. What are 3 characteristics you possess that you really like?,"1) I play piano

2) I'm really good at lying

3) I can easily make people laugh ",If number 2 is true does that mean 1 and 3 aren't true
17782,"1) I play piano

2) I'm really good at lying

3) I can easily make people laugh ",If number 2 is true does that mean 1 and 3 aren't true,No.... heh
17783,Self love is so important. What are 3 characteristics you possess that you really like?,I haven't quit. ,On what- life?
17784,I haven't quit. ,On what- life?,"Everything. Life isn't easy. 

"
17785,How was your day or night?,I had a mild sinus pain so slept for few hours and it feels fine now.,"That's good dude, I came down with a bit of a cold today"
17786,I had a mild sinus pain so slept for few hours and it feels fine now.,"That's good dude, I came down with a bit of a cold today","Water, plenty of water is the solution. Hope you get well soon."
17787,"That's good dude, I came down with a bit of a cold today","Water, plenty of water is the solution. Hope you get well soon.","Thanks fam, I've drank a good amount and will keep on drinkin"
17788,How was your day or night?,Finally at a point where I can stay awake at work!,Haha that's good! Why was it an issue before?
17789,Finally at a point where I can stay awake at work!,Haha that's good! Why was it an issue before?,It's nighttime in my neck of the woods. I work the overnight shift.
17790,Too many times I type out comments only to delete them thinking that they're stupid. Anybody else do this?,(deleted),Genuinely life changing. I don't know where I'd be if I hadn't found this comment. 
17791,(deleted),Genuinely life changing. I don't know where I'd be if I hadn't found this comment. ,What did he say?
17792,Genuinely life changing. I don't know where I'd be if I hadn't found this comment. ,What did he say?,Lol bless ya
17793,What did he say?,Lol bless ya,I added quotes so now it should be a bit more obivious.
17794,Lol bless ya,I added quotes so now it should be a bit more obivious.,Lol bless me
17795,I added quotes so now it should be a bit more obivious.,Lol bless me,You're now blessed
17796,Lol bless me,You're now blessed,Amen. 
17797,You're now blessed,Amen. ,"Eee eh yeah oh domineeeee, do a es i requieeeem /*boop*"
17798,Amen. ,"Eee eh yeah oh domineeeee, do a es i requieeeem /*boop*",Iunderstoodthatreference.gif
17799,"Eee eh yeah oh domineeeee, do a es i requieeeem /*boop*",Iunderstoodthatreference.gif,I was worried for a bit
17800,Lol bless me,You're now blessed,I am all blessed on this blessed day
17801,Lol bless ya,I added quotes so now it should be a bit more obivious.,"Seriously, though. What did they ""say?"""
17802,What did he say?,Lol bless ya,"At least it wasn't weaponized niceness, like ""Bless you heart"". That'd be brutal."
17803,(deleted),Genuinely life changing. I don't know where I'd be if I hadn't found this comment. ,Now it's gone and I'll never know
17804,Too many times I type out comments only to delete them thinking that they're stupid. Anybody else do this?,(deleted),It's in square brackets
17805,(deleted),It's in square brackets,ha ha thanks
17806,"I'm sick and talking will help me feel better, so what's your favorite thing about yourself?",Also sick.  Got a haircut today.,A different haircut than usual or just a trim? Did it help you feel any less sick?
17807,Also sick.  Got a haircut today.,A different haircut than usual or just a trim? Did it help you feel any less sick?,"Same haircut as always, buzzcut and yeah little bit got me out the house for awhile."
17808,What is your favorite college course so far?,[removed],Do you post your artwork anywhere? I'd like to see your creations!
17809,[removed],Do you post your artwork anywhere? I'd like to see your creations!,[removed]
17810,Do you post your artwork anywhere? I'd like to see your creations!,[removed],"Aw, that's a bummer. I wish I could have saw that."
17811,What is your favorite college course so far?,I was a business major but probably my favorite class was physics for non-majors,"Interesting, so what is your major now?"
17812,I was a business major but probably my favorite class was physics for non-majors,"Interesting, so what is your major now?",I graduated with a BS in Accountancy
17813,"Interesting, so what is your major now?",I graduated with a BS in Accountancy,"Okay, and what fascinates you about that field?"
17814,What is your favorite college course so far?,"Analysis of Algorithms.

Changed my life.","Interesting, how did it change your life?"
17815,"Analysis of Algorithms.

Changed my life.","Interesting, how did it change your life?",I figured out how everything works and the meaning of life itself in that class.
17816,"Interesting, how did it change your life?",I figured out how everything works and the meaning of life itself in that class.,"Fair enough, I'm glad that it opened your mind to see life under another perspective. :)"
17817,What are you listening to #1,"Starboy - The Weeknd

I mean the whole album, and not just the song.

It's my 10th album today.",10th album? What do you mean?
17818,"Starboy - The Weeknd

I mean the whole album, and not just the song.

It's my 10th album today.",10th album? What do you mean?,I've listened to 10 albums today in their entirety. 
17819,This sub seems neat but what's the age range here?,I think I'm in the minority: I'm 49.,46 checking in.
17820,I think I'm in the minority: I'm 49.,46 checking in.,"Nope, 50.  "
17821,This sub seems neat but what's the age range here?,I'm 25.,"I'm also 25, high five!"
17822,I'm 25.,"I'm also 25, high five!",Haha. Right on! You feel old? I totally do.
17823,"I'm also 25, high five!",Haha. Right on! You feel old? I totally do.,"Same. 

 Also feel a bit old sometimes. "
17824,I'm 25.,"I'm also 25, high five!",25 years here too!!!
17825,"I'm also 25, high five!",25 years here too!!!,I'm 25 as well!
17826,I'm 25.,"I'm also 25, high five!",High 25 !
17827,"I'm also 25, high five!",High 25 !,"26, bow to me."
17828,This sub seems neat but what's the age range here?,I'm 55.,"here, have an upvote."
17829,I'm 55.,"here, have an upvote.","Eh, an upvote, you say? What's that, sonny?"
17830,"here, have an upvote.","Eh, an upvote, you say? What's that, sonny?",it's a vote... going upwards...
17831,"Eh, an upvote, you say? What's that, sonny?",it's a vote... going upwards...,Intriguing . . .
17832,This sub seems neat but what's the age range here?,i'm 17,"Same dude, let's both enjoy the limbo of not a kid and not an adult. "
17833,i'm 17,"Same dude, let's both enjoy the limbo of not a kid and not an adult. ","hey cool!
are you looking forward to adult life or are you the type who would rather die?"
17834,i'm 17,"Same dude, let's both enjoy the limbo of not a kid and not an adult. ","As a 25 year old, that limbo isn't gonna go away anytime soon :("
17835,i'm 17,"Same dude, let's both enjoy the limbo of not a kid and not an adult. ",17 as well.
17836,Got a game of Jeopardy coming up at my university. Ask me any question and I'll try to answer it without google.,What is the capital city of Kyrgyzstan?,In the form of an answer please. 
17837,What is the capital city of Kyrgyzstan?,In the form of an answer please. ,This Sharon Stone movie famously featured a brief glimpse of the actress's nether regions.
17838,In the form of an answer please. ,This Sharon Stone movie famously featured a brief glimpse of the actress's nether regions.,What is Basic Instinct?
17839,Got a game of Jeopardy coming up at my university. Ask me any question and I'll try to answer it without google.,What's your favorite color?,"Blue, no wait...

AAAhhhhh^hhh^hhh^hh^hh^h^h^h"
17840,What's your favorite color?,"Blue, no wait...

AAAhhhhh^hhh^hhh^hh^hh^h^h^h","What is ""crossing the bridge of death"". 

_Yes, we would have also accepted Scene 72._"
17841,What's your favorite color?,"Blue, no wait...

AAAhhhhh^hhh^hhh^hh^hh^h^h^h","You'll do fine, you know everything. "
17842,Got a game of Jeopardy coming up at my university. Ask me any question and I'll try to answer it without google.,Sports: Two American football teams are named after individual persons. Which 2 teams? ,Who are the browns and bills? 
17843,Sports: Two American football teams are named after individual persons. Which 2 teams? ,Who are the browns and bills? ,"Wow! Correct, well done. "
17844,How do you spend your free time?,Satisfying my many addictions/obsessions like reddit,Like what other than reddit?
17845,Satisfying my many addictions/obsessions like reddit,Like what other than reddit?,"Reading, video games, writing which im shit at, watching movies/tv series."
17846,How do you spend your free time?,Link Me: Pool Breaker,"Google search didn't tell me anything, what is that? "
17847,Link Me: Pool Breaker,"Google search didn't tell me anything, what is that? ",Pool Break Pro in Play store.
17848,"Google search didn't tell me anything, what is that? ",Pool Break Pro in Play store.,Thought that might be what you meant. Do you play against other people?
17849,Pool Break Pro in Play store.,Thought that might be what you meant. Do you play against other people?,"Yea, online and against a droid."
17850,Thought that might be what you meant. Do you play against other people?,"Yea, online and against a droid.",Did you come from billiards or just randomly download the game?
17851,What do you all order at McDonald's/Burger King?,Crispy chicken burger and milkshake. ,No fries? Good choice though.
17852,Crispy chicken burger and milkshake. ,No fries? Good choice though.,Lol thanks. No I don't like fries. 
17853,No fries? Good choice though.,Lol thanks. No I don't like fries. ,Unique! :P
17854,"Just woke up, anyone wanna chit chat?",Just waiting to sleep and sure! Would love to chat :),Sweet! How was your day? :)
17855,Just waiting to sleep and sure! Would love to chat :),Sweet! How was your day? :),Pretty routine and uneventful.  At least no one died.
17856,Sweet! How was your day? :),Pretty routine and uneventful.  At least no one died.,"Hahah that's always a good thing. I certainly wanna die lately, lol"
17857,Pretty routine and uneventful.  At least no one died.,"Hahah that's always a good thing. I certainly wanna die lately, lol",Lol same here...been having bouts of depression and just want to sleep the whole day
17858,Just waiting to sleep and sure! Would love to chat :),Sweet! How was your day? :),And what are your plans today? :)
17859,Sweet! How was your day? :),And what are your plans today? :),Just gknna be doing homework and going to class. Not sure what I'll do after class 
17860,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.",so i broke up with my girlfriend after a year and a half this past saturday...     ;(,"Grabs case of Guinness Extra Stout, drives over..."
17861,so i broke up with my girlfriend after a year and a half this past saturday...     ;(,"Grabs case of Guinness Extra Stout, drives over...","Opens door, ""hi u/Ihadsumthin4this"" "
17862,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.",Don't know if I'm reading too much into this but I think I should quit Reddit.,Why? 
17863,Don't know if I'm reading too much into this but I think I should quit Reddit.,Why? ,Never mind. It was 5 am and I couldn't sleep. Was probably just being paranoid about something.
17864,Finally tried a Mcdonalds Filet of Fish,"It's pretty decent, but honestly it's probably my least favorite fast food fish sandwich.",What's your favorite?
17865,"It's pretty decent, but honestly it's probably my least favorite fast food fish sandwich.",What's your favorite?,Either Burger King or Wendy's. Theirs are extra crispy and probably 50% bigger than McD's.
17866,Finally tried a Mcdonalds Filet of Fish,"It's pretty decent, but honestly it's probably my least favorite fast food fish sandwich.",There's something about putting cheese on fish that doesn't sit right with me.
17867,"It's pretty decent, but honestly it's probably my least favorite fast food fish sandwich.",There's something about putting cheese on fish that doesn't sit right with me.,I like fish sandwiches with cheese...
17868,Finally tried a Mcdonalds Filet of Fish,Are you feeling better now? You have my sympathies.,I'm fine now. I don't think it was the sandwich that caused my pains.
17869,Are you feeling better now? You have my sympathies.,I'm fine now. I don't think it was the sandwich that caused my pains.,I am glad that you have improved!
17870,What magical power(s) would you have if you could?,"There is no limit?

I would have all the powers.

All. Of. Them.",You cheated :( or maybe you tricked me with one of your Powers!!!!
17871,"There is no limit?

I would have all the powers.

All. Of. Them.",You cheated :( or maybe you tricked me with one of your Powers!!!!,"You'll never know! 

I am the master of powers!"
17872,You cheated :( or maybe you tricked me with one of your Powers!!!!,"You'll never know! 

I am the master of powers!",*I'm shaking in my boots*
17873,"You'll never know! 

I am the master of powers!",*I'm shaking in my boots*,*I'm snaking in my boots*
17874,*I'm shaking in my boots*,*I'm snaking in my boots*,"I believe that I am actually now a boot, someone seems to have shape shifted me "
17875,What magical power(s) would you have if you could?,"I would probably choose to see the future, and buy all the lottery tickets :P","YOU MONSTER 

*share with me pls*"
17876,"I would probably choose to see the future, and buy all the lottery tickets :P","YOU MONSTER 

*share with me pls*",1 54 23 16 34 8
17877,"YOU MONSTER 

*share with me pls*",1 54 23 16 34 8,Sorry we can't talk I'm rich now 
17878,1 54 23 16 34 8,Sorry we can't talk I'm rich now ,:(
17879,"Does anyone else find it strangely comforting when they wake up in the middle of the night, to find their loved one sleeping next to you? And enjoy just touching her hand/arm lightly before falling back alseep?",Ill let you know when i find someone to sleep next to.,i've found that heavy blankets are help comfort me in my solo sleeping endeavors
17880,Ill let you know when i find someone to sleep next to.,i've found that heavy blankets are help comfort me in my solo sleeping endeavors,"Thanks, ill try it out."
17881,"Does anyone else find it strangely comforting when they wake up in the middle of the night, to find their loved one sleeping next to you? And enjoy just touching her hand/arm lightly before falling back alseep?",Ill let you know when i find someone to sleep next to.,Hi there!
17882,Ill let you know when i find someone to sleep next to.,Hi there!,Hey yourself
17883,RIDDLES! Answer &amp; Submit some,* What can you catch but not throw?,STDs
17884,* What can you catch but not throw?,STDs,A cold! 
17885,STDs,A cold! ,"I knew that answer, but I thought I'd step it up a notch"
17886,A cold! ,"I knew that answer, but I thought I'd step it up a notch",You is duh smart waaan you know?
17887,RIDDLES! Answer &amp; Submit some,* Scientists have proven that one side of a cat has more hair. Which side is it?,The unshaved side
17888,* Scientists have proven that one side of a cat has more hair. Which side is it?,The unshaved side,Wrong. The outside! 
17889,The unshaved side,Wrong. The outside! ,oh dear
17890,Wrong. The outside! ,oh dear,lol.
17891,RIDDLES! Answer &amp; Submit some,* Scientists have proven that one side of a cat has more hair. Which side is it?,"I loved this, thank you. "
17892,* Scientists have proven that one side of a cat has more hair. Which side is it?,"I loved this, thank you. ","Haha, you're welcome! "
17893,RIDDLES! Answer &amp; Submit some,"* In a year, how many months have 28 days? ",all
17894,"* In a year, how many months have 28 days? ",all,Correct! 
17895,RIDDLES! Answer &amp; Submit some,* What belongs to you but other people use it more than you? ,Your name? 
17896,* What belongs to you but other people use it more than you? ,Your name? ,Correct! :)
17897,Your name? ,Correct! :),Not when Gunnaer always talks in the third person
17898,RIDDLES! Answer &amp; Submit some,* What belongs to you but other people use it more than you? ,My wife?
17899,* What belongs to you but other people use it more than you? ,My wife?,LOL! 
17900,RIDDLES! Answer &amp; Submit some,* I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I? ,"A sex doll ( or girlfriend if applicable)

No wait.... Chewing gum. "
17901,* I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I? ,"A sex doll ( or girlfriend if applicable)

No wait.... Chewing gum. ",LOL! Yes.
17902,* I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I? ,"A sex doll ( or girlfriend if applicable)

No wait.... Chewing gum. ",me_irl when I forget its r/casualconversation.
17903,RIDDLES! Answer &amp; Submit some,"* You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?",Your reflection I guess. 
17904,"* You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?",Your reflection I guess. ,Yep! 
17905,"* You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?",Your reflection I guess. ,more correctly the moon because you CAN get wet
17906,RIDDLES! Answer &amp; Submit some,There was a plane crash every single person died. Who survived?,"None.

Although from a riddle perspective, all those married? "
17907,There was a plane crash every single person died. Who survived?,"None.

Although from a riddle perspective, all those married? ",Correct! Only Married Couples survived :D
17908,RIDDLES! Answer &amp; Submit some,"There is only one word in the English dictionary that ends in the letters ""mt""

What is it?",Dreamt
17909,"There is only one word in the English dictionary that ends in the letters ""mt""

What is it?",Dreamt,Correct. This took me ages to figure out as a youngin.
17910,Dreamt,Correct. This took me ages to figure out as a youngin.,Hahaha :D
17911,RIDDLES! Answer &amp; Submit some,* Whats heavier? A ton of stones or a ton of feathers? ,They weigh the same due to them both being a tonne 
17912,* Whats heavier? A ton of stones or a ton of feathers? ,They weigh the same due to them both being a tonne ,Correct! 
17913,* Whats heavier? A ton of stones or a ton of feathers? ,They weigh the same due to them both being a tonne ,"but

stones are heavier "
17914,They weigh the same due to them both being a tonne ,"but

stones are heavier ","But

There might be like 100,000,000,000 feathers and only like 5 stones "
17915,I asked out a girl yesterday.,It's lovely :),"Thanks aha
:)"
17916,It's lovely :),"Thanks aha
:)",Are you OP? You're replying with a different account! :)
17917,"Thanks aha
:)",Are you OP? You're replying with a different account! :),Yea.(whoops!) I just made a reply with the OP account.
17918,It's lovely :),"Thanks aha
:)",That's still me. Replied with my main account
17919,"Thanks aha
:)",That's still me. Replied with my main account,i too am op
17920,That's still me. Replied with my main account,i too am op,me too aha
17921,That's still me. Replied with my main account,i too am op,We all are op on this day 
17922,i too am op,We all are op on this day ,OP is my city
17923,We all are op on this day ,OP is my city,So OP's built on rock and roll?
17924,OP is my city,So OP's built on rock and roll?,Idk but the girls are pretty.
17925,i too am op,We all are op on this day ,Speak for yourself.
17926,We all are op on this day ,Speak for yourself.,I am ALL OP on this blessed day :)
17927,i too am op,We all are op on this day ,GOOD point. 
17928,That's still me. Replied with my main account,i too am op,R/beetlejuicing ???
17929,That's still me. Replied with my main account,i too am op,"No, I am OP"
17930,I asked out a girl yesterday.,That's cool. Were you nervous?,At first yes. After a while I got comfortable and then was all good 
17931,That's cool. Were you nervous?,At first yes. After a while I got comfortable and then was all good ,Sorry I replied with my main account. That's me still
17932,At first yes. After a while I got comfortable and then was all good ,Sorry I replied with my main account. That's me still,Yeah I wouldn't want anyone to know I make memes either. 
17933,Sorry I replied with my main account. That's me still,Yeah I wouldn't want anyone to know I make memes either. ,Haha :&gt;
17934,That's cool. Were you nervous?,At first yes. After a while I got comfortable and then was all good ,"Good for you!

Are you from the US?"
17935,At first yes. After a while I got comfortable and then was all good ,"Good for you!

Are you from the US?",Nope. Canada 
17936,"Good for you!

Are you from the US?",Nope. Canada ,*Nice*
17937,I asked out a girl yesterday.,"If not secret, how old are you?",16
17938,"If not secret, how old are you?",16,Sorry I replied with my main account. That's me still
17939,16,Sorry I replied with my main account. That's me still,Yeah I wouldn't want anyone to know I make memes either. 
17940,Sorry I replied with my main account. That's me still,Yeah I wouldn't want anyone to know I make memes either. ,Lmao.
17941,16,Sorry I replied with my main account. That's me still,"Going for the older ones right? Seriously though, that's awesome."
17942,I asked out a girl yesterday.,Congratulations man! Good going. Where do you plan to take her on the second date?,Thank you! By our school there is a mall and a little park. Thinking of going there.
17943,Congratulations man! Good going. Where do you plan to take her on the second date?,Thank you! By our school there is a mall and a little park. Thinking of going there.,That's really nice. Good luck!
17944,Thank you! By our school there is a mall and a little park. Thinking of going there.,That's really nice. Good luck!,Thanks
17945,I asked out a girl yesterday.,Do you live in Surrey? I feel like I know you,Nope.
17946,Do you live in Surrey? I feel like I know you,Nope.,"Ah lol never mind then. It's by vancouver, in BC"
17947,Nope.,"Ah lol never mind then. It's by vancouver, in BC",Oh ok
17948,I asked out a girl yesterday.,"Since you mentioned she's Korean, did she flee the north or is she from the south?",She's from the south. Moved here for school
17949,"Since you mentioned she's Korean, did she flee the north or is she from the south?",She's from the south. Moved here for school,You must be in some high class school if she came all the way from Korea!
17950,She's from the south. Moved here for school,You must be in some high class school if she came all the way from Korea!,No not really. Pretty standard. 
17951,You must be in some high class school if she came all the way from Korea!,No not really. Pretty standard. ,Than why did she go there for school? Are there problems I don't know of in korea?
17952,I asked out a girl yesterday.,I asked out a girl on thursday and she said no... congrats,"Awe that too bad. At least you asked, right?"
17953,I asked out a girl on thursday and she said no... congrats,"Awe that too bad. At least you asked, right?",ya i guess. where still friends and we talk though
17954,"Awe that too bad. At least you asked, right?",ya i guess. where still friends and we talk though,That's good
17955,Two truths and a lie,"* Im smart
* Ive taken drugs
* Never had a proper girlfriend before
",Lie: Never had a girlfriend
17956,"* Im smart
* Ive taken drugs
* Never had a proper girlfriend before
",Lie: Never had a girlfriend,Well done.
17957,Lie: Never had a girlfriend,Well done.,"I was really hoping that was the lie. Cause... y'know, faith in humanity and such"
17958,Two truths and a lie,[removed],First one
17959,[removed],First one,Nope
17960,Two truths and a lie,"I ride motorcycles

I'm an only child

I'm bi",The trend for the day is the 3rd is BS. Let's go with the third one
17961,"I ride motorcycles

I'm an only child

I'm bi",The trend for the day is the 3rd is BS. Let's go with the third one,Strike one.
17962,The trend for the day is the 3rd is BS. Let's go with the third one,Strike one.,"&lt;Grumbles&gt; TBH, my first one was the lie.

I'll guess Motorcycles"
17963,Two truths and a lie,"1. I own 4 dogs.

2. I am a female human.

3. I love going to the gym.",Dog one. You've got... more than 4
17964,"1. I own 4 dogs.

2. I am a female human.

3. I love going to the gym.",Dog one. You've got... more than 4,Nope you got it wrong. It's actually 2 I'm a **Man**.
17965,Two truths and a lie,"My cornea's constantly tearing itself


I am a morning person


I dislike Star Trek","I'll guess that the first one is a lie, only becasue I know nothing about eyes"
17966,"My cornea's constantly tearing itself


I am a morning person


I dislike Star Trek","I'll guess that the first one is a lie, only becasue I know nothing about eyes","Nope, try again"
17967,"I'll guess that the first one is a lie, only becasue I know nothing about eyes","Nope, try again","Hmm... #3 has usually been the lie. So, I'll say that"
17968,Lonely as always. Anyone wanna talk?,Hi!,Hi! Thanks for responding:D how's it Going friend?
17969,Hi!,Hi! Thanks for responding:D how's it Going friend?,"Pretty nice, Reddits getting stale tho..."
17970,Hi! Thanks for responding:D how's it Going friend?,"Pretty nice, Reddits getting stale tho...",Yeaaah I hear ya there. Reddit gets pretty stale when you spend too much time on it. 
17971,I usually buy 120 eggs every week for groceries. Maybe it's time for a change?,I'd be making French toast; ham n eggs; soft boiled eggs...,I've never ever had french toast before! People keep saying it's yummy
17972,I'd be making French toast; ham n eggs; soft boiled eggs...,I've never ever had french toast before! People keep saying it's yummy,Yup!
17973,I'd be making French toast; ham n eggs; soft boiled eggs...,I've never ever had french toast before! People keep saying it's yummy,I had it for breakfast this morning! I can give you a recipe. 
17974,I've never ever had french toast before! People keep saying it's yummy,I had it for breakfast this morning! I can give you a recipe. ,Please do!
17975,I usually buy 120 eggs every week for groceries. Maybe it's time for a change?,Isn't eating that much egg unhealthy due to cholesterol?,Maybe i am weong but as far as i know that has been debunked as false a long time ago
17976,Isn't eating that much egg unhealthy due to cholesterol?,Maybe i am weong but as far as i know that has been debunked as false a long time ago,you are not wrong.
17977,Isn't eating that much egg unhealthy due to cholesterol?,Maybe i am weong but as far as i know that has been debunked as false a long time ago,I don't think anybody debunked 17 eggs a day! This is in a league of it's own... 
17978,Maybe i am weong but as far as i know that has been debunked as false a long time ago,I don't think anybody debunked 17 eggs a day! This is in a league of it's own... ,Only thing I saw was a show had a kid eat 12 or so eggs a day and his cholesterol was low
17979,I usually buy 120 eggs every week for groceries. Maybe it's time for a change?,That's like 17 eggs per day? How do you actually eat that many eggs?,"I use my mouth!

"
17980,That's like 17 eggs per day? How do you actually eat that many eggs?,"I use my mouth!

",That's what she said
17981,That's like 17 eggs per day? How do you actually eat that many eggs?,"I use my mouth!

",You're going to have cholesterol problems.....
17982,"I use my mouth!

",You're going to have cholesterol problems.....,Dietary cholestorol doesn't actually effect your cholestorol levels that much. 
17983,You're going to have cholesterol problems.....,Dietary cholestorol doesn't actually effect your cholestorol levels that much. ,"So what you're saying is I can eat anything I want, perfect."
17984,You're going to have cholesterol problems.....,Dietary cholestorol doesn't actually effect your cholestorol levels that much. ,"At that quantities, it may affect enough. "
17985,You're going to have cholesterol problems.....,Dietary cholestorol doesn't actually effect your cholestorol levels that much. ,keep telling yourself that
17986,"I use my mouth!

",You're going to have cholesterol problems.....,That's also what she said. 
17987,"I use my mouth!

",You're going to have cholesterol problems.....,Fuck off with this shit and stop spreading harmful nonsense
17988,That's like 17 eggs per day? How do you actually eat that many eggs?,"I use my mouth!

",I've been doing it wrong all along
17989,I usually buy 120 eggs every week for groceries. Maybe it's time for a change?,"Man, I cant tell you how much I love the plain old boiled egg. Yummmm",It is the best!
17990,"Man, I cant tell you how much I love the plain old boiled egg. Yummmm",It is the best!,Do you like them scrambled?
17991,I usually buy 120 eggs every week for groceries. Maybe it's time for a change?,Are you related to Gaston?,I'd rather be Gast*on* that Gast*off*
17992,Are you related to Gaston?,I'd rather be Gast*on* that Gast*off*,nice
17993,I'd rather be Gast*on* that Gast*off*,nice,thx
17994,nice,thx,Lmao
17995,nice,thx,did u just-
17996,nice,thx,That's now how any of this works 
17997,thx,That's now how any of this works ,"Judging by the number of upvotes, that is apparently how this works."
17998,nice,thx,You're my goddamn hero mate
17999,I'd rather be Gast*on* that Gast*off*,nice,nice
18000,nice,nice,thx
18001,thx,did u just-,I'd rather be gaston than gastoff
18002,nice,thx,Lmao 
18003,I usually buy 120 eggs every week for groceries. Maybe it's time for a change?,Are you related to Gaston?,OP is the size of a barge
18004,Are you related to Gaston?,OP is the size of a barge,Roughly
18005,I usually buy 120 eggs every week for groceries. Maybe it's time for a change?,Your farts must be just awful.. ???,No?
18006,Your farts must be just awful.. ???,No?,yes
18007,No?,yes,That's just what he thinks.
18008,I usually buy 120 eggs every week for groceries. Maybe it's time for a change?,Must be nice. I have to pay $6.99 for a dozen eggs.,"Wow, seriously? Are you in somewhere crazy remote?"
18009,Must be nice. I have to pay $6.99 for a dozen eggs.,"Wow, seriously? Are you in somewhere crazy remote?","Los Angeles, CA. 

Not exactly remote, lol"
18010,I usually buy 120 eggs every week for groceries. Maybe it's time for a change?,"Man, i want to know your workout regimen. ",I move and stuff. Sometimes heavy stuff is involved.
18011,"Man, i want to know your workout regimen. ",I move and stuff. Sometimes heavy stuff is involved.,How heavy we talking? 
18012,I usually buy 120 eggs every week for groceries. Maybe it's time for a change?,Gaston?,I'd rather be Gaston then Gastoff
18013,Gaston?,I'd rather be Gaston then Gastoff,Nice
18014,I'd rather be Gaston then Gastoff,Nice,Thx
18015,I usually buy 120 eggs every week for groceries. Maybe it's time for a change?,Jesus Christ and I thought my Dr Pepper addiction was bad.  ,120 Dr Peppers a week sounds unhealthy.
18016,Jesus Christ and I thought my Dr Pepper addiction was bad.  ,120 Dr Peppers a week sounds unhealthy.,"It's actually only 80, so it's much better than 120 eggs, right?"
18017,I usually buy 120 eggs every week for groceries. Maybe it's time for a change?,"If you don't mind me asking, can you uhm...
Fit in a canoe?",Yes. I'm 135 lb
18018,"If you don't mind me asking, can you uhm...
Fit in a canoe?",Yes. I'm 135 lb,"Then where the hell are those eggs going?
"
18019,Yes. I'm 135 lb,"Then where the hell are those eggs going?
",My mouth
18020,I usually buy 120 eggs every week for groceries. Maybe it's time for a change?,I personally don't think it's un oeuf.,I love this pun
18021,I personally don't think it's un oeuf.,I love this pun,Thank you stranger! May your redditing be filled with silly cross language puns from now on.
18022,I usually buy 120 eggs every week for groceries. Maybe it's time for a change?,"Settle the fuck down, Gaston. ",I'd rather be Gaston than Gastoff
18023,"Settle the fuck down, Gaston. ",I'd rather be Gaston than Gastoff,nice
18024,I'd rather be Gaston than Gastoff,nice,thx
18025,I usually buy 120 eggs every week for groceries. Maybe it's time for a change?,You're Gaston,I'd rather be Gaston than Gastoff
18026,You're Gaston,I'd rather be Gaston than Gastoff,Nice
18027,I'd rather be Gaston than Gastoff,Nice,Thx
18028,I usually buy 120 eggs every week for groceries. Maybe it's time for a change?,That's a lot of eggs! Are you Gaston? ,I'd rather be Gaston than Gastoff
18029,That's a lot of eggs! Are you Gaston? ,I'd rather be Gaston than Gastoff,Nice
18030,I usually buy 120 eggs every week for groceries. Maybe it's time for a change?,"Get some meat, too. I can't imagine myself eating 17 eggs every day.  How do you make them&gt;",I don't make them. The chickens make them. I eat them.
18031,"Get some meat, too. I can't imagine myself eating 17 eggs every day.  How do you make them&gt;",I don't make them. The chickens make them. I eat them.,"By ""make"" I meant ""cook"". So - in what ways do you cook the eggs?"
18032,I usually buy 120 eggs every week for groceries. Maybe it's time for a change?,are you gaston?,I'd rather be Gaston than Gastoff
18033,are you gaston?,I'd rather be Gaston than Gastoff,Nice
18034,I usually buy 120 eggs every week for groceries. Maybe it's time for a change?,Perhaps consider the suffering of the chickens for just a moment. ,I do
18035,Perhaps consider the suffering of the chickens for just a moment. ,I do,Why still buy them then? 
18036,I usually buy 120 eggs every week for groceries. Maybe it's time for a change?,"Dude.  Eat more bacon.

love,

/r/Bacon",I don't like bacon though. Can I have fish instead?
18037,"Dude.  Eat more bacon.

love,

/r/Bacon",I don't like bacon though. Can I have fish instead?,"Yes, of course! "
18038,Do you ever Reddit stalk people?,"So if I leave a comment you're probably going to creep through my shit, right?",I found a fun sub lol thanks dude 👍🏻
18039,"So if I leave a comment you're probably going to creep through my shit, right?",I found a fun sub lol thanks dude 👍🏻,Glad I could help. 
18040,Do you ever Reddit stalk people?,Yes. u/preparetobeconfused is a very boring person.,stop referring to your alt like it's a different person you weirdo
18041,Yes. u/preparetobeconfused is a very boring person.,stop referring to your alt like it's a different person you weirdo,then stop having conversations with yourself.
18042,Do you ever Reddit stalk people?,"Yeah, I'm just creeping through your post history.",😳
18043,"Yeah, I'm just creeping through your post history.",😳,😏 
18044,"Yeah, I'm just creeping through your post history.",😳,It's just you and me in this 4 month old thread 😉😉😉 
18045,😳,It's just you and me in this 4 month old thread 😉😉😉 ,"I mean, we could comment on some other people here and have a real party "
18046,Similarities and Differences Game,"1. Hotdog
2. Batman
3. Tough but Mustard
4. Dogs
5. Pancake
6. Hot 
",We have 3 similarities!
18047,"1. Hotdog
2. Batman
3. Tough but Mustard
4. Dogs
5. Pancake
6. Hot 
",We have 3 similarities!,"2, 3, and 5?"
18048,We have 3 similarities!,"2, 3, and 5?",You got 1 similarity right! Awesome effort! :)
18049,Similarities and Differences Game,"1. Hotdog
2. Batman
3. Tough but Mustard
4. Dogs
5. Pancake
6. Hot 
","This guy gets it.
"
18050,"1. Hotdog
2. Batman
3. Tough but Mustard
4. Dogs
5. Pancake
6. Hot 
","This guy gets it.
",You're goddamn right
18051,I reply really fast,Go,Go
18052,Go,Go,Green means...
18053,Go,Green means...,?
18054,Green means...,?,"You said go...I was just finishing the statement
Green means go :)"
18055,?,"You said go...I was just finishing the statement
Green means go :)",Yeah i know.I realised after.Im retarded sorry.
18056,"You said go...I was just finishing the statement
Green means go :)",Yeah i know.I realised after.Im retarded sorry.,No you're not. Stahp.  You're fine
18057,Yeah i know.I realised after.Im retarded sorry.,No you're not. Stahp.  You're fine,Are any of us actually fine though?
18058,No you're not. Stahp.  You're fine,Are any of us actually fine though?,"Damn man, don't put that thought in my head...my brain will blow up"
18059,I reply really fast,me too but its mostly because i have nothing better to do.,"Hahahaha sadly, I can relate, I'm also lonely..."
18060,me too but its mostly because i have nothing better to do.,"Hahahaha sadly, I can relate, I'm also lonely...","On the inside,arent we all?"
18061,"Hahahaha sadly, I can relate, I'm also lonely...","On the inside,arent we all?","Damn dude, can I have what your smoking?"
18062,I reply really fast,Prove it,Prove what?
18063,Prove it,Prove what?,38 seconds
18064,Prove what?,38 seconds,Also I have crap coverage atm
18065,38 seconds,Also I have crap coverage atm,Excuses.
18066,I reply really fast,let's compete then,NINE MINUTES AND NOTHING I WON!!!!
18067,let's compete then,NINE MINUTES AND NOTHING I WON!!!!,"Hahahah yes you did, I was on my way home at the time haha"
18068,I reply really fast,"Is that so?
",Yep yep
18069,"Is that so?
",Yep yep,"8min, could have been faster i suppose."
18070,Yep yep,"8min, could have been faster i suppose.","Yeah true, but I have somewhat of a life outside Reddit :p"
18071,I reply really fast,Tell me your life story ,"Uhhh I'm 18 years old, I'm in college and highschool, annnddd yeah..."
18072,Tell me your life story ,"Uhhh I'm 18 years old, I'm in college and highschool, annnddd yeah...","9 minutes, tsk tsk. You call that fast?"
18073,"Uhhh I'm 18 years old, I'm in college and highschool, annnddd yeah...","9 minutes, tsk tsk. You call that fast?",Well I'm in class...
18074,I reply really fast,Sure you do...,I got busy!
18075,Sure you do...,I got busy!,Makes sense.
18076,I was called handsome today.,It's always nice to get a compliment. Especially if you feel like you deserve it!,I dont really feel like i deserve a compliment which makes them nicer when you do get them.  
18077,It's always nice to get a compliment. Especially if you feel like you deserve it!,I dont really feel like i deserve a compliment which makes them nicer when you do get them.  ,"You're right, that's when they mean the most."
18078,I dont really feel like i deserve a compliment which makes them nicer when you do get them.  ,"You're right, that's when they mean the most.",Should keep spirits high for a day or two!
18079,I was called handsome today.,OP needs to deliver and let us see too! It's nice getting compliments from time to time eh?,"Woah there, not yet ;)  
Yeah, i was told i had nice legs and nice hair once aswell.  "
18080,OP needs to deliver and let us see too! It's nice getting compliments from time to time eh?,"Woah there, not yet ;)  
Yeah, i was told i had nice legs and nice hair once aswell.  ",Show us show us show us!
18081,OP needs to deliver and let us see too! It's nice getting compliments from time to time eh?,"Woah there, not yet ;)  
Yeah, i was told i had nice legs and nice hair once aswell.  ","Read that as ""Nice leg hair""

I need water too... "
18082,"Woah there, not yet ;)  
Yeah, i was told i had nice legs and nice hair once aswell.  ","Read that as ""Nice leg hair""

I need water too... ","My legs are hairy aswell.  
Take that as you will"
18083,"Read that as ""Nice leg hair""

I need water too... ","My legs are hairy aswell.  
Take that as you will",You're screwed OP. You have 90 days handsome ;) 
18084,I was called handsome today.,Drink water fam ,Sounds reasonable
18085,Drink water fam ,Sounds reasonable,If you stay hydrated you might become even more handsome!
18086,Sounds reasonable,If you stay hydrated you might become even more handsome!,¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ 
18087,If you stay hydrated you might become even more handsome!,¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ ,Say no to kidney stones
18088,If you stay hydrated you might become even more handsome!,¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ ,This is the best username / comment combination I have seen for a while. 
18089,I was called handsome today.,Drink water fam ,Or u might die...
18090,Drink water fam ,Or u might die...,"Seven Nine, King Drive, you can picture me rollin'

Bending corners we was headed to the Rasta"
18091,I was called handsome today.,Dude drink some water haha,I can't help the fact that coffee tastes like happiness.
18092,Dude drink some water haha,I can't help the fact that coffee tastes like happiness.,Drink some water too!
18093,I can't help the fact that coffee tastes like happiness.,Drink some water too!,I can't drink coffee if there's water in my glass.
18094,Drink some water too!,I can't drink coffee if there's water in my glass.,Some people... lost causes ;)
18095,I can't drink coffee if there's water in my glass.,Some people... lost causes ;),"Yeah, some people amirite"
18096,Drink some water too!,I can't drink coffee if there's water in my glass.,Get another glass. Once the coffee is done get water
18097,I can't drink coffee if there's water in my glass.,Get another glass. Once the coffee is done get water,Who carries around 2 glasses of drinks at once.
18098,Get another glass. Once the coffee is done get water,Who carries around 2 glasses of drinks at once.,"I wouldn't say I carry them around, but I have a water bottle and a coffee mug at work "
18099,Who carries around 2 glasses of drinks at once.,"I wouldn't say I carry them around, but I have a water bottle and a coffee mug at work ","Makes more sense than carrying coffee and some candy.  
Source : Still Me"
18100,"I wouldn't say I carry them around, but I have a water bottle and a coffee mug at work ","Makes more sense than carrying coffee and some candy.  
Source : Still Me",I'm working on losing about 60lbs so no candy for me
18101,Dude drink some water haha,I can't help the fact that coffee tastes like happiness.,"Love this phrase. And to be fair, you can't really make coffee _without_ water, so ..."
18102,I can't help the fact that coffee tastes like happiness.,"Love this phrase. And to be fair, you can't really make coffee _without_ water, so ...","Technically i am well hydrated.  
"
18103,Dude drink some water haha,I can't help the fact that coffee tastes like happiness.,"Dude, same"
18104,Dude drink some water haha,I can't help the fact that coffee tastes like happiness.,My professor does say coffee is 90% water ;)
18105,I was called handsome today.,You go drink some water RIGHT now or sO hElP mE,"Done and done.  
"
18106,You go drink some water RIGHT now or sO hElP mE,"Done and done.  
",Thank you 
18107,"Done and done.  
",Thank you ,"No Problemo.  
:))"
18108,You go drink some water RIGHT now or sO hElP mE,"Done and done.  
",oP dRoWNS
18109,"Done and done.  
",oP dRoWNS,Done and *Done*
18110,I was called handsome today.,You should go talk to her if your single fam ,"If it was that easy lol.
"
18111,You should go talk to her if your single fam ,"If it was that easy lol.
",It quite literally is
18112,"If it was that easy lol.
",It quite literally is,"Let me rephrase that.  
If only i wouldn't be scared of being rejected or humiliated*"
18113,It quite literally is,"Let me rephrase that.  
If only i wouldn't be scared of being rejected or humiliated*",Me too thanks. 
18114,It quite literally is,"Let me rephrase that.  
If only i wouldn't be scared of being rejected or humiliated*",Why would you be rejected if she clearly found you handsome?
18115,"Let me rephrase that.  
If only i wouldn't be scared of being rejected or humiliated*",Why would you be rejected if she clearly found you handsome?,It happens.
18116,I was called handsome today.,Did you fuck though?? ,"No.  
* something pretentious i wanted to write here * "
18117,Did you fuck though?? ,"No.  
* something pretentious i wanted to write here * ",You think you would have got her number if you asked her outright?
18118,"No.  
* something pretentious i wanted to write here * ",You think you would have got her number if you asked her outright?,"Facebook is good enough, right?"
18119,You think you would have got her number if you asked her outright?,"Facebook is good enough, right?",its a start but in the spur of that moment though aint it worth it going balls deep
18120,"Facebook is good enough, right?",its a start but in the spur of that moment though aint it worth it going balls deep,"Too late.  
But we are going to another party again.  
Will update if it goes ok."
18121,I was called handsome today.,My bf hates to be called handsome. But he's handsome though he just hates the word lol,"Why would anyone hate to be called handsome though?  
"
18122,My bf hates to be called handsome. But he's handsome though he just hates the word lol,"Why would anyone hate to be called handsome though?  
","I don't know he hates the word. maybe I should call him ""handsome"" in other language lol"
18123,"Why would anyone hate to be called handsome though?  
","I don't know he hates the word. maybe I should call him ""handsome"" in other language lol","Just tell him ""Ti Kra-si-voi""  
My shitty Russian for ""You're Handsome"""
18124,"I don't know he hates the word. maybe I should call him ""handsome"" in other language lol","Just tell him ""Ti Kra-si-voi""  
My shitty Russian for ""You're Handsome""","Hahaha 
I think he would love this one
I'll text him right away "
18125,"Just tell him ""Ti Kra-si-voi""  
My shitty Russian for ""You're Handsome""","Hahaha 
I think he would love this one
I'll text him right away ","In Russian it's actually something like ""mu kpacuvou!""  
"
18126,What are your interests?,"My interests at the moment are Aviation, video games, Chemistry and History.",Any history specifically?
18127,"My interests at the moment are Aviation, video games, Chemistry and History.",Any history specifically?,"Well, I'm particulary interested at the moment in Central Asian history regarding the Silk Road."
18128,Any history specifically?,"Well, I'm particulary interested at the moment in Central Asian history regarding the Silk Road.","That's pretty cool, what makes it so interesting?"
18129,What are your interests?,"Tea, anime and food. Also recently got into rubik's cubes and succulents.",That's cool. Eating or preparing food or both?
18130,"Tea, anime and food. Also recently got into rubik's cubes and succulents.",That's cool. Eating or preparing food or both?,Mainly eating although I for sure do get ideas for stuff to make sometimes. 
18131,Favourite school subject?,"History, PE, physics, literature.",Literature is just a fancy word for reading 😂
18132,"History, PE, physics, literature.",Literature is just a fancy word for reading 😂,Most of my lit class was writing really
18133,Literature is just a fancy word for reading 😂,Most of my lit class was writing really,Huh
18134,Favourite school subject?,Current favourites are auditing and tax. ,Odd but whatever floats your boat 
18135,Current favourites are auditing and tax. ,Odd but whatever floats your boat ,"Well I'm an accounting student, so I find accounting interesting. It's not odd. "
18136,Odd but whatever floats your boat ,"Well I'm an accounting student, so I find accounting interesting. It's not odd. ",I'm not great at numbers so maybe that's why I find it weird 
18137,"Well I'm an accounting student, so I find accounting interesting. It's not odd. ",I'm not great at numbers so maybe that's why I find it weird ,Surprisingly it doesn't involve a lot of complex math!
18138,I'm not great at numbers so maybe that's why I find it weird ,Surprisingly it doesn't involve a lot of complex math!,I've always assumed it does 
18139,Favourite school subject?,"I can say ""I love you, go faster all hail the füher and hail Germany"" ",Hm?!
18140,"I can say ""I love you, go faster all hail the füher and hail Germany"" ",Hm?!,Odd set of words but yea 
18141,"I was too lazy to do the dishes so I bribed my friend with a can of Pringles to come over and do them for me. She woke up from her nap and 5 minutes later was at my doorstep wheezing ""WHERE ARE MY PRINGLES""",Nobody ever pays me in Pringles,people usuallu just pay me with gross money. 
18142,Nobody ever pays me in Pringles,people usuallu just pay me with gross money. ,"Ew, money"
18143,people usuallu just pay me with gross money. ,"Ew, money",The upside is you can trade your money for more pringles
18144,"Ew, money",The upside is you can trade your money for more pringles,Fascinating 
18145,"Ew, money",The upside is you can trade your money for more pringles,Explain how...
18146,The upside is you can trade your money for more pringles,Explain how...,Money can be exchanged for goods and services
18147,Explain how...,Money can be exchanged for goods and services,Woo hoo!
18148,Explain how...,Money can be exchanged for goods and services,Could you make a religion out of this?
18149,Money can be exchanged for goods and services,Could you make a religion out of this?,Uh maybe idk
18150,Money can be exchanged for goods and services,Could you make a religion out of this?,Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Ayn Rand?
18151,Money can be exchanged for goods and services,Could you make a religion out of this?,It's called capitalism my friend. 
18152,"I was too lazy to do the dishes so I bribed my friend with a can of Pringles to come over and do them for me. She woke up from her nap and 5 minutes later was at my doorstep wheezing ""WHERE ARE MY PRINGLES""",I'd do a lot of things for a can of sour cream and onion Pringles. She's a smart one. ,You think I could pay hookers in Pringles?
18153,I'd do a lot of things for a can of sour cream and onion Pringles. She's a smart one. ,You think I could pay hookers in Pringles?,Worth a shot I'd say! 
18154,I'd do a lot of things for a can of sour cream and onion Pringles. She's a smart one. ,You think I could pay hookers in Pringles?,"How did they get _IN_ the Pringles to begin with, though?"
18155,You think I could pay hookers in Pringles?,"How did they get _IN_ the Pringles to begin with, though?",Drugs.
18156,"How did they get _IN_ the Pringles to begin with, though?",Drugs.,"It's always the drugs, isn't it. What a shame."
18157,"I was too lazy to do the dishes so I bribed my friend with a can of Pringles to come over and do them for me. She woke up from her nap and 5 minutes later was at my doorstep wheezing ""WHERE ARE MY PRINGLES""",I wish I had friends like that (or any friends...).,Perhaps it's your username....
18158,I wish I had friends like that (or any friends...).,Perhaps it's your username....,"Haha, I'm sure it is."
18159,Perhaps it's your username....,"Haha, I'm sure it is.",I have a similar issue. 
18160,"I was too lazy to do the dishes so I bribed my friend with a can of Pringles to come over and do them for me. She woke up from her nap and 5 minutes later was at my doorstep wheezing ""WHERE ARE MY PRINGLES""",i would do anything for a can of pringles ,*anything?*
18161,i would do anything for a can of pringles ,*anything?*,**anything**
18162,*anything?*,**anything**,*what if i personally asked you to get me pringles?* 
18163,**anything**,*what if i personally asked you to get me pringles?* ,*anything*
18164,*what if i personally asked you to get me pringles?* ,*anything*,*can i have a kith* 
18165,"I was too lazy to do the dishes so I bribed my friend with a can of Pringles to come over and do them for me. She woke up from her nap and 5 minutes later was at my doorstep wheezing ""WHERE ARE MY PRINGLES""",i would do anything for a can of pringles ,Even give me a can of Pringles?
18166,i would do anything for a can of pringles ,Even give me a can of Pringles?,**NEVER**
18167,"I was too lazy to do the dishes so I bribed my friend with a can of Pringles to come over and do them for me. She woke up from her nap and 5 minutes later was at my doorstep wheezing ""WHERE ARE MY PRINGLES""",I thought gum was the only currency that was food. ,Times change. 
18168,I thought gum was the only currency that was food. ,Times change. ,**MGGA**
18169,"I was too lazy to do the dishes so I bribed my friend with a can of Pringles to come over and do them for me. She woke up from her nap and 5 minutes later was at my doorstep wheezing ""WHERE ARE MY PRINGLES""",I'll vacuum if you have any more Pringles,"I did the vacuuming already, but you could wash my dishes the next time they're dirty.  "
18170,I'll vacuum if you have any more Pringles,"I did the vacuuming already, but you could wash my dishes the next time they're dirty.  ","Deal.

No weird flavors like tortilla tho"
18171,"I did the vacuuming already, but you could wash my dishes the next time they're dirty.  ","Deal.

No weird flavors like tortilla tho",Nah. You get to pick the flavor. 
18172,"I was too lazy to do the dishes so I bribed my friend with a can of Pringles to come over and do them for me. She woke up from her nap and 5 minutes later was at my doorstep wheezing ""WHERE ARE MY PRINGLES""",I have done far more for far less.  ,"Great, uh, can you clean my balcony? I'll give you gummy worms! "
18173,I have done far more for far less.  ,"Great, uh, can you clean my balcony? I'll give you gummy worms! ",Hand the gummi worms over and consider it done.
18174,"I like to drive, I'll pass on driverless cars.","Likewise. 
And plus it's a little uneasy knowing you won't have full control of the car either. ","True, I don't trust anyone these days. "
18175,"Likewise. 
And plus it's a little uneasy knowing you won't have full control of the car either. ","True, I don't trust anyone these days. ",The question is how quickly a self driving car can detect danger and react accordingly. 
18176,"I like to drive, I'll pass on driverless cars.",You want have a choice if they make it mandatory eventually ,Correct
18177,You want have a choice if they make it mandatory eventually ,Correct,Wont* haha
18178,Tomorrow I'm going to meet an online friend that I've talked to for 6 years!,"Are you taking Nev with you? Just kidding OP, have a great time! :)",What is Nev?
18179,"Are you taking Nev with you? Just kidding OP, have a great time! :)",What is Nev?,Nev is the presenter from the show Catfish! 
18180,What is Nev?,Nev is the presenter from the show Catfish! ,"I was about to ask what the show ""catfish"" was. Thankfully I got the joke before I posted it."
18181,What are some things on your bucket list?,Shower with socks on,"Done that, 3/10 wouldn't recommend. "
18182,Shower with socks on,"Done that, 3/10 wouldn't recommend. ","Wow I didnt come here to get my dreams shattered OP, what kind of a monster are you??"
18183,"Done that, 3/10 wouldn't recommend. ","Wow I didnt come here to get my dreams shattered OP, what kind of a monster are you??",Muhahaha!! I am the most evil OP!
18184,What are some things on your bucket list?,I want to do karaoke at least once :),"You should! I've heard it's so much fun, especially with friends and family and drunk people lol"
18185,I want to do karaoke at least once :),"You should! I've heard it's so much fun, especially with friends and family and drunk people lol",Ooo maybe I'll make plans this weekend
18186,What is the number one country on your list to visit?,"Japan.

Canada is beautiful by the way. You're going to love it.",Yesss Japan is also on my list. You  going for the city life or the landscapes? Or both?!
18187,"Japan.

Canada is beautiful by the way. You're going to love it.",Yesss Japan is also on my list. You  going for the city life or the landscapes? Or both?!,Definitely both
18188,What is the number one country on your list to visit?,"Ireland.

And Canada is great.  I'm just across a lake from it and have been there a few times. ","Nah, the Real IRA is linked to Al-Qaeda. Not a country I'd trust my data in."
18189,"Ireland.

And Canada is great.  I'm just across a lake from it and have been there a few times. ","Nah, the Real IRA is linked to Al-Qaeda. Not a country I'd trust my data in.",Is this a joke?
18190,"Ireland.

And Canada is great.  I'm just across a lake from it and have been there a few times. ","Nah, the Real IRA is linked to Al-Qaeda. Not a country I'd trust my data in.",What an utter pile of shite
18191,How old are you?,23,Same here
18192,23,Same here,join our club!
18193,Same here,join our club!,There's a club? Sign me up!
18194,How old are you?,I'm 20.,What do you do?
18195,I'm 20.,What do you do?,I'm a software developer and I very much look forward to work every day. c:
18196,How old are you?,24,What are you doing these days?
18197,24,What are you doing these days?,I'm doing adult stuff like working a full time job and currently learning Korean as a hobby!
18198,How old are you?,29 years and 364 days.,Happy birthday in advance. :)
18199,29 years and 364 days.,Happy birthday in advance. :),Much appreciated. :D
18200,I hope I die listening to an amazing song,Probably a Tycho song. Something peaceful.,"Here's hoping you die peacefully (After a long and fulfilling life, of course.)"
18201,Probably a Tycho song. Something peaceful.,"Here's hoping you die peacefully (After a long and fulfilling life, of course.)",That's the plan :)
18202,I hope I die listening to an amazing song,Hallowed Be Thy Name. ,Iron Maiden?
18203,Hallowed Be Thy Name. ,Iron Maiden?,Yes.^Up the Irons!
18204,Iron Maiden?,Yes.^Up the Irons!,I know the song but I've never really been a big maiden fan. Haha.
18205,Yes.^Up the Irons!,I know the song but I've never really been a big maiden fan. Haha.,Alrighty. What's your favourite band then?
18206,I hope I die listening to an amazing song,"Total Eclipse of the Heart!

""Oh man, I dont want to die listening to this song""","Battlefield 4, man, that beginning was great!"
18207,"Total Eclipse of the Heart!

""Oh man, I dont want to die listening to this song""","Battlefield 4, man, that beginning was great!",Yeah! I knew someone would get the reference.
18208,"Battlefield 4, man, that beginning was great!",Yeah! I knew someone would get the reference.,"I sure didn't XD
"
18209,"What would you like other CCers to know about your country, state, city or area?",Heroin epidemic....,Midwest USA? 
18210,Heroin epidemic....,Midwest USA? ,"East coast.

NY state."
18211,Midwest USA? ,"East coast.

NY state.",Ahhhh
18212,"East coast.

NY state.",Ahhhh,Indeed
18213,Ahhhh,Indeed,"Long Island by any chance? My school was nicknamed ""Heroin High"" for this reason"
18214,Indeed,"Long Island by any chance? My school was nicknamed ""Heroin High"" for this reason",Nope. I'm right by the PA border 
18215,It's been two years since I got my gall bladder removed... have YOU had anything removed?,"I had my Fallopian tubes removed a year ago. I didn't keep them, that would have been gross.","&gt;.&gt;
I'd have kept them."
18216,"I had my Fallopian tubes removed a year ago. I didn't keep them, that would have been gross.","&gt;.&gt;
I'd have kept them.",Mine were sent off to be tested for cancer. Better that way.
18217,"&gt;.&gt;
I'd have kept them.",Mine were sent off to be tested for cancer. Better that way.,"Oh! Yeah, you're right. "
18218,Why don't people use their blinkers?,People are lazy. ,Does it take that much effort though? I just don't get it..
18219,People are lazy. ,Does it take that much effort though? I just don't get it..,"I don't get it either. I mean, it's a damn switch!"
18220,Why don't people use their blinkers?,"Laziness?  I guess?

It could really grind your gears if you had to suddenly shift as a result.",The pun was intended 😉
18221,"Laziness?  I guess?

It could really grind your gears if you had to suddenly shift as a result.",The pun was intended 😉,Welll... okay!
18222,My wife just asked if the strong winds we currently experience stem from the Hurricane... we live in southern germany.,"Hahaha, she sounds hilarious.  Very cute.",yeah she has these moments where she stands on the hose (as we say in germany)
18223,"Hahaha, she sounds hilarious.  Very cute.",yeah she has these moments where she stands on the hose (as we say in germany),Haha awesome saying!!!
18224,yeah she has these moments where she stands on the hose (as we say in germany),Haha awesome saying!!!,"we have a lot of those^^ ""Country of Poets and Thinkers"""
18225,"Hahaha, she sounds hilarious.  Very cute.",yeah she has these moments where she stands on the hose (as we say in germany),I'm definitely going to start using that one!
18226,My wife just asked if the strong winds we currently experience stem from the Hurricane... we live in southern germany.,Aw haha. Sounds like she needs a globe for her next bday present. ,maybe :D
18227,Aw haha. Sounds like she needs a globe for her next bday present. ,maybe :D,When is her birthday?
18228,maybe :D,When is her birthday?,Yes
18229,When is her birthday?,Yes,Merry Christmas 🔥 
18230,Yes,Merry Christmas 🔥 ,Welcome on in!
18231,maybe :D,When is her birthday?,"Christmas is closer, so thats the next chance"
18232,When is her birthday?,"Christmas is closer, so thats the next chance",!remindme 101 days
18233,"Christmas is closer, so thats the next chance",!remindme 101 days,"Youre gonna hold me on that, arent you?"
18234,!remindme 101 days,"Youre gonna hold me on that, arent you?",Yep :D take a snap of the globe
18235,"Youre gonna hold me on that, arent you?",Yep :D take a snap of the globe,OP please deliver
18236,Yep :D take a snap of the globe,OP please deliver,"You will be featured on r/BestOfReddit if you do, and so will this comment probably "
18237,OP please deliver,"You will be featured on r/BestOfReddit if you do, and so will this comment probably ",Oook then..gibe gibe karma plox :3
18238,OP please deliver,"You will be featured on r/BestOfReddit if you do, and so will this comment probably ",Me too plz
18239,"You will be featured on r/BestOfReddit if you do, and so will this comment probably ",Me too plz,Samee
18240,OP please deliver,"You will be featured on r/BestOfReddit if you do, and so will this comment probably ",Also this.comment
18241,OP please deliver,"You will be featured on r/BestOfReddit if you do, and so will this comment probably ","Include me in the screenshot.

I mean me too thanks "
18242,"You will be featured on r/BestOfReddit if you do, and so will this comment probably ","Include me in the screenshot.

I mean me too thanks ",*Me too thanks*
18243,"Youre gonna hold me on that, arent you?",Yep :D take a snap of the globe,Remindme! 101 days picture of /u/Barbarossa92's wife's globes
18244,Yep :D take a snap of the globe,Remindme! 101 days picture of /u/Barbarossa92's wife's globes,RemindMe! 101 days
18245,Remindme! 101 days picture of /u/Barbarossa92's wife's globes,RemindMe! 101 days,RemindMe! 101 days
18246,!remindme 101 days,"Youre gonna hold me on that, arent you?",!remindme 102 days
18247,!remindme 101 days,"Youre gonna hold me on that, arent you?",!remindme 101 days
18248,!remindme 101 days,"Youre gonna hold me on that, arent you?",RemindMe! 101 days 
18249,"Youre gonna hold me on that, arent you?",RemindMe! 101 days ,RemindMe! 101 days 
18250,!remindme 101 days,"Youre gonna hold me on that, arent you?","RemindMe! 101 days ""OP *will* give his wife a globe on her birthday."""
18251,!remindme 101 days,"Youre gonna hold me on that, arent you?","!remindme 102 days

"
18252,"Youre gonna hold me on that, arent you?",!remindme 101 days,!RemindMe 101 days
18253,!remindme 101 days,"Youre gonna hold me on that, arent you?",Have you bought the globe yet?
18254,"Youre gonna hold me on that, arent you?",Have you bought the globe yet?,"Naw, its two months till christmas dude"
18255,!remindme 101 days,"Youre gonna hold me on that, arent you?",So... did you buy her a globe?
18256,"Christmas is closer, so thats the next chance",!remindme 101 days,"Pretty sure it's ""RemindMe!"" without quotation marks if you legitimately want to do this "
18257,!remindme 101 days,"Pretty sure it's ""RemindMe!"" without quotation marks if you legitimately want to do this ",It worked for me this was too
18258,"Pretty sure it's ""RemindMe!"" without quotation marks if you legitimately want to do this ",It worked for me this was too,"Oh cool, didn't realise there were different triggers for the bot. Awesome. "
18259,It worked for me this was too,"Oh cool, didn't realise there were different triggers for the bot. Awesome. ","the word ""awesome"" is so overused now, its up there with ""hate"" and ""love"""
18260,"Oh cool, didn't realise there were different triggers for the bot. Awesome. ","the word ""awesome"" is so overused now, its up there with ""hate"" and ""love""",What are you chatting about?
18261,"Christmas is closer, so thats the next chance",!remindme 101 days,"RemindMe! 101 days ""Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag!"""
18262,!remindme 101 days,"RemindMe! 101 days ""Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag!""","RemindMe! 101 days ""Find out what this means, also globe stuff"" "
18263,"RemindMe! 101 days ""Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag!""","RemindMe! 101 days ""Find out what this means, also globe stuff"" ",It's happy birthday in German! at least according to Google.
18264,"RemindMe! 101 days ""Find out what this means, also globe stuff"" ",It's happy birthday in German! at least according to Google.,Alles Gute zum Geburtstag :D but google atleast tried;)
18265,!remindme 101 days,"RemindMe! 101 days ""Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag!""","RemindMe! 101 days ""I thought we're talking about Christmas here?"""
18266,"RemindMe! 101 days ""Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag!""","RemindMe! 101 days ""I thought we're talking about Christmas here?""","I haven't slept in two days. Forgive me lol

Now I'm off to nap."
18267,"Christmas is closer, so thats the next chance",!remindme 101 days,"RemindMe! 101 days

"
18268,!remindme 101 days,"RemindMe! 101 days

","Oh come on, bastard pussied out? Shame."
18269,"Christmas is closer, so thats the next chance",!remindme 101 days,RemindMe! 101  days
18270,"Christmas is closer, so thats the next chance",!remindme 101 days,!remindme 101 days
18271,"Christmas is closer, so thats the next chance",!remindme 101 days,He deleted his account :(
18272,!remindme 101 days,He deleted his account :(,[removed]
18273,When is her birthday?,"Christmas is closer, so thats the next chance",!remindme 97 days
18274,Aw haha. Sounds like she needs a globe for her next bday present. ,maybe :D,Is she hot enough to be this stupid?
18275,Aw haha. Sounds like she needs a globe for her next bday present. ,maybe :D,Two big globes and a stick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
18276,Aw haha. Sounds like she needs a globe for her next bday present. ,maybe :D,She's a keeper that one
18277,My wife just asked if the strong winds we currently experience stem from the Hurricane... we live in southern germany.,Aw haha. Sounds like she needs a globe for her next bday present. ,"with her grasp of geography, I hereby proclaim her an honorary American. "
18278,Aw haha. Sounds like she needs a globe for her next bday present. ,"with her grasp of geography, I hereby proclaim her an honorary American. ",lol that's exactly what I was thinking. 
18279,Aw haha. Sounds like she needs a globe for her next bday present. ,"with her grasp of geography, I hereby proclaim her an honorary American. ",Plenty of Americans know their geography. 
18280,"with her grasp of geography, I hereby proclaim her an honorary American. ",Plenty of Americans know their geography. ,Not the majority though. 
18281,Plenty of Americans know their geography. ,Not the majority though. ,Keep thinking that then. 
18282,Not the majority though. ,Keep thinking that then. ,"Its a FACT. So yes, ill keep thinking it. Good thing im not american... "
18283,Keep thinking that then. ,"Its a FACT. So yes, ill keep thinking it. Good thing im not american... ",Glad you aren't. Bigot. 
18284,"with her grasp of geography, I hereby proclaim her an honorary American. ",Plenty of Americans know their geography. ,"As an American, I can assure you that they don't."
18285,"with her grasp of geography, I hereby proclaim her an honorary American. ",Plenty of Americans know their geography. ,Plenty of non American don't know their geography. 
18286,Plenty of Americans know their geography. ,Plenty of non American don't know their geography. ,Exactly. 
18287,Plenty of non American don't know their geography. ,Exactly. ,I know right. There are dozens of them!
18288,"with her grasp of geography, I hereby proclaim her an honorary American. ",Plenty of Americans know their geography. ,There are dozens of us!!
18289,"with her grasp of geography, I hereby proclaim her an honorary American. ",Plenty of Americans know their geography. ,"Pfft, what kind of world would we live in if stereotypes were accurate?"
18290,My wife just asked if the strong winds we currently experience stem from the Hurricane... we live in southern germany.,Aw haha. Sounds like she needs a globe for her next bday present. ,Sounds like she probably has two big globes already.
18291,Aw haha. Sounds like she needs a globe for her next bday present. ,Sounds like she probably has two big globes already.,Big german ones. 
18292,Sounds like she probably has two big globes already.,Big german ones. ,Pushed up in a dirndl? 
18293,Big german ones. ,Pushed up in a dirndl? ,JA !
18294,My wife just asked if the strong winds we currently experience stem from the Hurricane... we live in southern germany.,Well... butterfly flaps its wings and all that.,Can a hurricane in the Caribbean cause a butterfly to flap its wings in Germany?
18295,Well... butterfly flaps its wings and all that.,Can a hurricane in the Caribbean cause a butterfly to flap its wings in Germany?,Could that butterfly's wings create a tornado in Kansas that transports to a magical land?
18296,My wife just asked if the strong winds we currently experience stem from the Hurricane... we live in southern germany.,"¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
",ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)
18297,"¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
",ლ(ಠ_ಠლ),(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
18298,ლ(ಠ_ಠლ),(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻,ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
18299,(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻,ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ,This one makes me happy
18300,ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ,This one makes me happy,It's my favorite one. Reminds me of Queen's Don't Stop Me Now for some reason.
18301,(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻,ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ,༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
18302,ლ(ಠ_ಠლ),(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻,"Please, allow a moment of silence for /u/PleaseRespectTables.

┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)."
18303,(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻,"Please, allow a moment of silence for /u/PleaseRespectTables.

┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ).",I wish we could make a new bot that does this to replace the old one. A memorial bot.
18304,"Please, allow a moment of silence for /u/PleaseRespectTables.

┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ).",I wish we could make a new bot that does this to replace the old one. A memorial bot.,wouldn't that costed a lot?
18305,I wish we could make a new bot that does this to replace the old one. A memorial bot.,wouldn't that costed a lot?,Oh fuck off. You can't edit titles of posts.
18306,ლ(ಠ_ಠლ),(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻,┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
18307,My wife just asked if the strong winds we currently experience stem from the Hurricane... we live in southern germany.,She sorts pretty,"Shes pretty AND smart, usually. But sometimes she just has these moments"
18308,She sorts pretty,"Shes pretty AND smart, usually. But sometimes she just has these moments",We all do. I'm pretty sure one time I said that 1+2 was 4 one time.
18309,"Shes pretty AND smart, usually. But sometimes she just has these moments",We all do. I'm pretty sure one time I said that 1+2 was 4 one time.,and there's that one time you said one time two times. 
18310,We all do. I'm pretty sure one time I said that 1+2 was 4 one time.,and there's that one time you said one time two times. ,"Well yea, because one times two equals four"
18311,She sorts pretty,"Shes pretty AND smart, usually. But sometimes she just has these moments",How does she look wearing dirndl?
18312,"Shes pretty AND smart, usually. But sometimes she just has these moments",How does she look wearing dirndl?,"Not bavaria, sorry"
18313,How does she look wearing dirndl?,"Not bavaria, sorry",But: strong winds here as well!
18314,"Shes pretty AND smart, usually. But sometimes she just has these moments",How does she look wearing dirndl?,/r/dirndls 
18315,She sorts pretty,"Shes pretty AND smart, usually. But sometimes she just has these moments",It happens. 
18316,My wife just asked if the strong winds we currently experience stem from the Hurricane... we live in southern germany.,She sorts pretty,Is she single?
18317,She sorts pretty,Is she single?,Hope so
18318,She sorts pretty,Is she single?,His wife? ...
18319,Is she single?,His wife? ...,worth a shot.
18320,Is she single?,His wife? ...,"Well she has a husband obviously, but we don't know if she has a boyfriend."
18321,Is she single?,His wife? ...,That's the joke
18322,His wife? ...,That's the joke,Since when do we assume that people on the internet aren't halfwits.
18323,Is she single?,His wife? ...,thatsthejoke.gif
18324,My wife just asked if the strong winds we currently experience stem from the Hurricane... we live in southern germany.,On another note...Bavaria is awesome!,"Not bavaria, sorry"
18325,On another note...Bavaria is awesome!,"Not bavaria, sorry",Bummer
18326,Would anybody wanna have a casual conversation?,Sure! Let's shoot the shit! What do ya wanna talk about?,Hahaha. Can I pm you? Or would you rather we talk here?
18327,Sure! Let's shoot the shit! What do ya wanna talk about?,Hahaha. Can I pm you? Or would you rather we talk here?,Either is fine mate :) How's life treating you?
18328,Hahaha. Can I pm you? Or would you rather we talk here?,Either is fine mate :) How's life treating you?,Hey! 
18329,Would anybody wanna have a casual conversation?,Only if we can talk about all the different ways we can prepare potatoes. ,Damn. I don't cook. But I kinda need to learn though.
18330,Only if we can talk about all the different ways we can prepare potatoes. ,Damn. I don't cook. But I kinda need to learn though.,"I honestly can't either, but it's nice to pretend sometimes haha. "
18331,Would anybody wanna have a casual conversation?,"I'm in! Lets start!
",Hahah interesting name. Story behind it?
18332,"I'm in! Lets start!
",Hahah interesting name. Story behind it?,Fapstrronauts are people who bascially abstain from watching adult content and masturbating.
18333,Hahah interesting name. Story behind it?,Fapstrronauts are people who bascially abstain from watching adult content and masturbating.,"Wow TIL. Good on you. Your self discipline is admirable. 

So where are you from?"
18334,Fapstrronauts are people who bascially abstain from watching adult content and masturbating.,"Wow TIL. Good on you. Your self discipline is admirable. 

So where are you from?",Somewhere in Asia.
18335,"Wow TIL. Good on you. Your self discipline is admirable. 

So where are you from?",Somewhere in Asia.,"Hey, we're not _that_ far apart. I'm from South East Asia."
18336,Ive been letting a spider live under my computer desk for a week.,When I was little I brought in a worm from outside into my school desk.,What happened next?
18337,When I was little I brought in a worm from outside into my school desk.,What happened next?,"Hmm, I can't quite remember. Hopefully I put him back at some point."
18338,Thoughts on the new iPhone 8 and iPhone 10 reveals?,"Well, the A11 chip inside the new iPhone X is 3 years ahead of the top Android CPUs.",So is its price
18339,"Well, the A11 chip inside the new iPhone X is 3 years ahead of the top Android CPUs.",So is its price,"Well, it will go down in price soon. Just get it from eBay"
18340,Thoughts on the new iPhone 8 and iPhone 10 reveals?,Happy with my iPhone 7 and there's no way I would waste 1k on a smart phone. ,A lot people saying the same!
18341,Happy with my iPhone 7 and there's no way I would waste 1k on a smart phone. ,A lot people saying the same!,I would on a iwatch though. I love my iwatch! 
18342,"Someone please talk to me, I'm so lonely right now","Hey, what's up?","Not much man, just trying to stay out of my feels. What's up with you Dude? "
18343,"Hey, what's up?","Not much man, just trying to stay out of my feels. What's up with you Dude? ","Just chilling on the sofa with my dog haha, what class are you studying for?"
18344,"Someone please talk to me, I'm so lonely right now",Hey. Stuck in traffic. How's it going?,Wh going alright. It's finally time for me to head to this shitty class haha. 
18345,Hey. Stuck in traffic. How's it going?,Wh going alright. It's finally time for me to head to this shitty class haha. ,Aw shit man good luck. Just doodle when bored.
18346,Wh going alright. It's finally time for me to head to this shitty class haha. ,Aw shit man good luck. Just doodle when bored.,God that sucked haha. I hateeee ancient history 
18347,"Someone please talk to me, I'm so lonely right now",Lmao im fkn bored too got a final tomorrow oman.,"A final for what?! Not college I imagine, it's September "
18348,Lmao im fkn bored too got a final tomorrow oman.,"A final for what?! Not college I imagine, it's September ",Nah actually is college. Summer sessions :/
18349,"A final for what?! Not college I imagine, it's September ",Nah actually is college. Summer sessions :/,Ahhh damn man :/
18350,"A final for what?! Not college I imagine, it's September ",Nah actually is college. Summer sessions :/,What do you major in?
18351,Nah actually is college. Summer sessions :/,What do you major in?,Math
18352,What do you major in?,Math,Haha damn. Math we always way above my head 
18353,Math,Haha damn. Math we always way above my head ,Lol final today....wish me luck!
18354,Haha damn. Math we always way above my head ,Lol final today....wish me luck!,"Damn, good luck! What kind of math?"
18355,Lol final today....wish me luck!,"Damn, good luck! What kind of math?","Integration and infinite series. Just finished 30 minutes early.

Rip curve"
18356,"Damn, good luck! What kind of math?","Integration and infinite series. Just finished 30 minutes early.

Rip curve",Sounds fucked haha. I can't stand math 
18357,Reddit accent challenge 2.0!!!!,"Ohh noooo, I'm late. I missed it :(",I'm still listening! Go do it!!!!
18358,"Ohh noooo, I'm late. I missed it :(",I'm still listening! Go do it!!!!,I'm kinda nervous to record my voice lol 😅
18359,What's your favorite genre of music?,"Ska. I love its message, style, sound, dance, everything.",Do you like goldfinger?
18360,"Ska. I love its message, style, sound, dance, everything.",Do you like goldfinger?,Haven't listened to them besides the odd cover of Superman at shows
18361,What's your favorite genre of music?,"Let there be rock.

I want the drums, guitar play, and vocals.","Classic rock, new, or just any?"
18362,"Let there be rock.

I want the drums, guitar play, and vocals.","Classic rock, new, or just any?",Just any. 😎
18363,"Classic rock, new, or just any?",Just any. 😎,Any rock is good rock. My kind of redditer
18364,What's your favorite genre of music?,"Let there be rock.

I want the drums, guitar play, and vocals.",Can I get an Amen 👐
18365,"Let there be rock.

I want the drums, guitar play, and vocals.",Can I get an Amen 👐,Amen
18366,"Let there be rock.

I want the drums, guitar play, and vocals.",Can I get an Amen 👐,"No, that's gospel."
18367,What is your C tier superpower?,I'm always walking in the direction I'm supposed to,Isn't that quite similar to Jack sparrows compass? Could lead to some very interesting places!
18368,I'm always walking in the direction I'm supposed to,Isn't that quite similar to Jack sparrows compass? Could lead to some very interesting places!,jacks  compass points to where you want to go as to where you are supposed to go 
18369,"I believe there needs to be a class in highschool about positive coping strategies for stress, anger, etc. as well as general info about how to recognize when things are getting serious and you need to get help",I think that this should be in /r/SeriousConversation probably,Nah I disagree
18370,I think that this should be in /r/SeriousConversation probably,Nah I disagree,"Ok, why? Doesn't this seem serious?"
18371,Favorite Exotic Animal?,"Not sure if it's an exotic animal and I'm not sure if its my favorite, but the Kiwi is cuuuuute.",It sure is! Love the little critter. 
18372,"Not sure if it's an exotic animal and I'm not sure if its my favorite, but the Kiwi is cuuuuute.",It sure is! Love the little critter. ,It looks like a fuzzy pear with feet and a beak.
18373,It sure is! Love the little critter. ,It looks like a fuzzy pear with feet and a beak.,And it's absolutely perfect. What a cutie
18374,Favorite Exotic Animal?,"What constitutes exotic? I like penguins, but dunno how exotic they are. ","Lol, pretty much any creature that isn't native to your country and/or continent. "
18375,"What constitutes exotic? I like penguins, but dunno how exotic they are. ","Lol, pretty much any creature that isn't native to your country and/or continent. ","Well I don't live in Antarctica, so that'll work!"
18376,"Lol, pretty much any creature that isn't native to your country and/or continent. ","Well I don't live in Antarctica, so that'll work!",There you go!
18377,Favorite Exotic Animal?,Is a Quokka exotic? I mean for an American it is but in the long run?,"As long as it isn't native to your country, then it's exotic. Even invasive species count. "
18378,Is a Quokka exotic? I mean for an American it is but in the long run?,"As long as it isn't native to your country, then it's exotic. Even invasive species count. ","Then a Quokka, they are so cute!"
18379,"As long as it isn't native to your country, then it's exotic. Even invasive species count. ","Then a Quokka, they are so cute!","I love those smiley cuties, too!"
18380,What do you do for a living?,I'm a project manager in a software development department.,I know very little about software but it's always seemed so interesting... And stressful...
18381,I'm a project manager in a software development department.,I know very little about software but it's always seemed so interesting... And stressful...,"Eh.  Depends on the industry and the company.  In my case, it's fairly laid back."
18382,I know very little about software but it's always seemed so interesting... And stressful...,"Eh.  Depends on the industry and the company.  In my case, it's fairly laid back.",That's good then!
18383,What do you do for a living?,Travel as a video operator on a big ass boat.,Big ass boat as in cruise ships or Yachts etc?
18384,Travel as a video operator on a big ass boat.,Big ass boat as in cruise ships or Yachts etc?,Cruise
18385,Free compliments,hello! (:,You're super cool :)
18386,hello! (:,You're super cool :),thank you and so are you!
18387,You're super cool :),thank you and so are you!,Thanks a lot !
18388,Free compliments,Henlo fren. You look good today,and tomorrow. and the next day ^and the next day ^and the next day
18389,Henlo fren. You look good today,and tomorrow. and the next day ^and the next day ^and the next day,Thanks ! You look cool.
18390,Free compliments,hi ,Hey :) you are awesome !
18391,hi ,Hey :) you are awesome !,y-you yoo
18392,Free compliments,What it is? :P,You're great !
18393,What it is? :P,You're great !,You as well! 
18394,You're great !,You as well! ,:)
18395,Free compliments,Hello,Hey :) Thanks for being here :) You're cool !
18396,Hello,Hey :) Thanks for being here :) You're cool !,You're cool too.
18397,Hey :) Thanks for being here :) You're cool !,You're cool too.,:)
18398,Free compliments,Honest opinion....what do you think of my username? ,"I fucking love it. It's the perfect mix of LOTR, 12-year-old, and a really cool dude.
17/19"
18399,Honest opinion....what do you think of my username? ,"I fucking love it. It's the perfect mix of LOTR, 12-year-old, and a really cool dude.
17/19",17/19....sweet.  Thanks man.  
18400,Free compliments,I got a beard,Your beard is USDA certified awesome ;)
18401,I got a beard,Your beard is USDA certified awesome ;),No my beard needs a close shave
18402,Free compliments,Hiiii,Hello Mr Cool :)
18403,Hiiii,Hello Mr Cool :),So nice of you to say that! Handsome bro/sweet girl :)
18404,Hello Mr Cool :),So nice of you to say that! Handsome bro/sweet girl :),Thanks man ! I'm a dude :)
18405,So nice of you to say that! Handsome bro/sweet girl :),Thanks man ! I'm a dude :),:)sorry! Never mind as long as you understand my feelings not words 😊 
18406,Free compliments,"Hello, how are you? :)

*hands OP a ketchup packet*","Haha I am fine, thanks ! How are you ? Best of the best day to you, you're cool =)"
18407,"Hello, how are you? :)

*hands OP a ketchup packet*","Haha I am fine, thanks ! How are you ? Best of the best day to you, you're cool =)","I hope you have a better day than mine, 'cause I'm stuck in a job that I hate. XD"
18408,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.",**Celebrate:** No more braces!,Yay! Now you'll spend the next 2 weeks licking your teeth hahaha
18409,**Celebrate:** No more braces!,Yay! Now you'll spend the next 2 weeks licking your teeth hahaha,Literally just did that as I read your comment. Man it's weird. I almost forgot I had teeth
18410,I love autumn so fucking much,It's almost time to bust out the flannels.,I'm quivering...
18411,It's almost time to bust out the flannels.,I'm quivering...,Um... what?
18412,I'm quivering...,Um... what?,I like flannel!
18413,I love autumn so fucking much,"Coffee, jackets, and Jazz. Its the perfect time of year",Jazz?
18414,"Coffee, jackets, and Jazz. Its the perfect time of year",Jazz?,Ya like jazz?
18415,"Coffee, jackets, and Jazz. Its the perfect time of year",Jazz?,The feeling of fall and Jazz go hand in hand for me! 
18416,Jazz?,The feeling of fall and Jazz go hand in hand for me! ,Huh...
18417,"Coffee, jackets, and Jazz. Its the perfect time of year",Jazz?,Jazz.
18418,"Hi CC, can we please talk random stuff?",Whats your favorite t.v. show?,GOT without a doubt! What's yours?
18419,Whats your favorite t.v. show?,GOT without a doubt! What's yours?,Im loving preacher atm. Rick and morty is great as well.
18420,"Hi CC, can we please talk random stuff?",What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo lighter?,Oh I don't know this one. What is it?
18421,What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo lighter?,Oh I don't know this one. What is it?,One is heavy and the other is a little lighter
18422,"Hi CC, can we please talk random stuff?","The tiny dot on top of an ""i"" is called a *tittle* hehe","Hey, I knew that! Haha. What other random facts do you know?"
18423,"The tiny dot on top of an ""i"" is called a *tittle* hehe","Hey, I knew that! Haha. What other random facts do you know?",Polar bears have black skin and translucent hair!
18424,GAMERS! What are you currently playing?,Just got into P5.,P5 is fantastic! I got it on day one.
18425,Just got into P5.,P5 is fantastic! I got it on day one.,"I was planning on waiting for the possible Vita release, but things happen. Glad you enjoyed it!"
18426,GAMERS! What are you currently playing?,Planet Coaster and Cities Skylines.,I really want Planet Coaster.
18427,Planet Coaster and Cities Skylines.,I really want Planet Coaster.,I recommend it!
18428,Anyone want to chat? I'm lonely.,"Heyo, How goes it?",comme ci comme ca. who are you buddy? in just a few words...
18429,"Heyo, How goes it?",comme ci comme ca. who are you buddy? in just a few words...,Guy in the same boat. Kind of tired but not enough to sleep.
18430,comme ci comme ca. who are you buddy? in just a few words...,Guy in the same boat. Kind of tired but not enough to sleep.,Why?
18431,Anyone want to chat? I'm lonely.,I did the same thing a few years ago :) Why did you move?,Same reason you moved. 
18432,I did the same thing a few years ago :) Why did you move?,Same reason you moved. ,What reason do you think I moved?
18433,Same reason you moved. ,What reason do you think I moved?,To see a different part of the world
18434,What reason do you think I moved?,To see a different part of the world,That's a lovely reason. Did you move to a populated area?
18435,To see a different part of the world,That's a lovely reason. Did you move to a populated area?,Yeah i came to the centre of the city. Where did you go?
18436,That's a lovely reason. Did you move to a populated area?,Yeah i came to the centre of the city. Where did you go?,I moved into the downtown of my city. Have you tried MeetUp or local groups?
18437,I finally asked a girl out today,"I just realized I asked you one girl out so far in my life.. huh. 
 
Anyway good job, man ",I was much more confident in high school than I am now. Got rejected too many times 😂
18438,"I just realized I asked you one girl out so far in my life.. huh. 
 
Anyway good job, man ",I was much more confident in high school than I am now. Got rejected too many times 😂,So what changed between high school and now? 
18439,I was much more confident in high school than I am now. Got rejected too many times 😂,So what changed between high school and now? ,Girls didn't like me
18440,So what changed between high school and now? ,Girls didn't like me,I like you
18441,Girls didn't like me,I like you,V/H/S has made that phrase terrifying to me.
18442,I like you,V/H/S has made that phrase terrifying to me.,Man I totally forgot about that film. The only thing I remember is that stairway scene 
18443,Girls didn't like me,I like you,What a nice thing to say :)
18444,I like you,What a nice thing to say :),I tryyy
18445,"I just realized I asked you one girl out so far in my life.. huh. 
 
Anyway good job, man ",I was much more confident in high school than I am now. Got rejected too many times 😂,Congrats :)🎈 
18446,I finally asked a girl out today,"I just realized I asked you one girl out so far in my life.. huh. 
 
Anyway good job, man ","Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers"
18447,"I just realized I asked you one girl out so far in my life.. huh. 
 
Anyway good job, man ","Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers",Haha. Nah I'm good. That one is still my girlfriend. 
18448,"Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers",Haha. Nah I'm good. That one is still my girlfriend. ,Thats all that matters my friend
18449,"I just realized I asked you one girl out so far in my life.. huh. 
 
Anyway good job, man ","Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers",How 'cell phone salesman' of you
18450,I finally asked a girl out today,"I just realized I asked you one girl out so far in my life.. huh. 
 
Anyway good job, man ",That's one more than I've asked out ;-;
18451,"I just realized I asked you one girl out so far in my life.. huh. 
 
Anyway good job, man ",That's one more than I've asked out ;-;,"You'll get there. 
 
I belive in you. "
18452,I finally asked a girl out today,"I just realized I asked you one girl out so far in my life.. huh. 
 
Anyway good job, man ",what is your first question to her?
18453,"I just realized I asked you one girl out so far in my life.. huh. 
 
Anyway good job, man ",what is your first question to her?,What do you mean? 
18454,I finally asked a girl out today,"Time to make some babies! Haha, good luck dude! ","Or maybe friendship and human connection, rather than selfishness and the isolation that follows"
18455,"Time to make some babies! Haha, good luck dude! ","Or maybe friendship and human connection, rather than selfishness and the isolation that follows",I was obviously joking -_-
18456,"Or maybe friendship and human connection, rather than selfishness and the isolation that follows",I was obviously joking -_-,"How dare you, on such a serious subreddit too!"
18457,I was obviously joking -_-,"How dare you, on such a serious subreddit too!",:P
18458,I finally asked a girl out today,The first girl I ever asked out I got married to.,That's my goal. 
18459,The first girl I ever asked out I got married to.,That's my goal. ,I'm qbout ten people past that goal. I'm trying to make the next time the last time.
18460,I finally asked a girl out today,"Fun fact, I've never successfully asked a woman out.

Am married with a child.

#life",I think you win the thread 
18461,"Fun fact, I've never successfully asked a woman out.

Am married with a child.

#life",I think you win the thread ,Haha :)
18462,I finally asked a girl out today,"Fun fact, I've never successfully asked a woman out.

Am married with a child.

#life",How did it work out?
18463,"Fun fact, I've never successfully asked a woman out.

Am married with a child.

#life",How did it work out?,Wife asked him out?
18464,"Fun fact, I've never successfully asked a woman out.

Am married with a child.

#life",How did it work out?,Indian?
18465,How's it going guys?,Really trying to not eat the rest o my chicken sammich,Why would that be?
18466,Really trying to not eat the rest o my chicken sammich,Why would that be?,I couldn't resist. It was so god damn good. Burger spots have dank fried chicken sandwiches. 
18467,Why would that be?,I couldn't resist. It was so god damn good. Burger spots have dank fried chicken sandwiches. ,I meant why resist? Are you trying to count calories or something? 
18468,I couldn't resist. It was so god damn good. Burger spots have dank fried chicken sandwiches. ,I meant why resist? Are you trying to count calories or something? ,Sort of. Late night snacking is bad bro. 
18469,I meant why resist? Are you trying to count calories or something? ,Sort of. Late night snacking is bad bro. ,I'm fucked then. 
18470,How's it going guys?,"&gt; How's it going guys?

Terrible.

",You wanna talk about it?
18471,"&gt; How's it going guys?

Terrible.

",You wanna talk about it?,No. 
18472,How did you get your username?,Ummm.....,Ha! Futurama fan?
18473,Ummm.....,Ha! Futurama fan?,[removed]
18474,Ha! Futurama fan?,[removed],"0_o

So much wonder from so few words."
18475,[removed],"0_o

So much wonder from so few words.",[removed]
18476,"0_o

So much wonder from so few words.",[removed],"Hahaha. But of course, you do you!"
18477,Ha! Futurama fan?,[removed],I bet watching Terminator films really turns you on.
18478,[removed],I bet watching Terminator films really turns you on.,[removed]
18479,How did you get your username?,Ummm.....,Hahahah nice one. 
18480,Ummm.....,Hahahah nice one. ,[removed]
18481,How did you get your username?,I wanted to boost my confidence since I was replaced by a 22 year old. Lol.,Story time? 
18482,I wanted to boost my confidence since I was replaced by a 22 year old. Lol.,Story time? ,"Probably not since I was a bit drunk then.  I like your username, though!"
18483,Story time? ,"Probably not since I was a bit drunk then.  I like your username, though!","Boooo 
 
But thank you &lt;3 "
18484,How did you get your username?,It comes from a manga.,Which one?
18485,It comes from a manga.,Which one?,Hunter x Hunter.
18486,What's something deeply mundane that brings you happiness?,"When my handwriting is just perfect during note taking.

""Wow that's a beautiful 'f'.""","Have shit handwriting, cannot relate 😂"
18487,"When my handwriting is just perfect during note taking.

""Wow that's a beautiful 'f'.""","Have shit handwriting, cannot relate 😂",You've never been impressed by that cute little 'b' you wrote out of nowhere? 
18488,"Have shit handwriting, cannot relate 😂",You've never been impressed by that cute little 'b' you wrote out of nowhere? ,"I dropped a dope-ass right curly brace one time.

I'll never forget you, perfect brace"
18489,You've never been impressed by that cute little 'b' you wrote out of nowhere? ,"I dropped a dope-ass right curly brace one time.

I'll never forget you, perfect brace",I hope the curly braces gods grace me with their presence at least once in my life 
18490,What's something deeply mundane that brings you happiness?,"When my handwriting is just perfect during note taking.

""Wow that's a beautiful 'f'.""",I love that feeling! Those classes when you are in the penmanship zone are the best
18491,"When my handwriting is just perfect during note taking.

""Wow that's a beautiful 'f'.""",I love that feeling! Those classes when you are in the penmanship zone are the best,"I just want to frame it and say ""Look! Not everything I do you shit!"" "
18492,What's something deeply mundane that brings you happiness?,"When my handwriting is just perfect during note taking.

""Wow that's a beautiful 'f'.""","Same thing for me if I draw a curly brace well, so pretty much never. "
18493,"When my handwriting is just perfect during note taking.

""Wow that's a beautiful 'f'.""","Same thing for me if I draw a curly brace well, so pretty much never. ",I suck major donkey ass at drawing out curly braces. They look retarded 
18494,Starting cigarette free life from tomorrow. I'm confident that I can completely quit.,"You got this mate. :)
",Thanks for the lift homie. Means alot. 
18495,"You got this mate. :)
",Thanks for the lift homie. Means alot. ,Always. ;)
18496,Starting cigarette free life from tomorrow. I'm confident that I can completely quit.,"I'm confident that you can too! Planning to quit tomorrow as well, we can do this. Stay strong ",I'm not gonna betray my redditmates to pick up one more of that chemical stick again tomorrow. 
18497,"I'm confident that you can too! Planning to quit tomorrow as well, we can do this. Stay strong ",I'm not gonna betray my redditmates to pick up one more of that chemical stick again tomorrow. ,"You and me, in this together bro. PM me if you feel like picking one up 
"
18498,"Hey everyone! I'm just a little proud of how I customised my new phone. Didn't take long, but minimalism tickles my fancy! :')",I like this! What launcher are you using?,[removed]
18499,I like this! What launcher are you using?,[removed],"Wow, which icon pack?"
18500,[removed],"Wow, which icon pack?",RemindMe!
18501,"Wow, which icon pack?",RemindMe!,I can't find any icon packs by that name.
18502,"Wow, which icon pack?",RemindMe!,[removed]
18503,RemindMe!,[removed],Thanks! I'll definitely check that out
18504,[removed],"Wow, which icon pack?",[removed]
18505,"Hey everyone! I'm just a little proud of how I customised my new phone. Didn't take long, but minimalism tickles my fancy! :')",Looks awesome :D Gorgeous!,[removed]
18506,Looks awesome :D Gorgeous!,[removed],"Oh my *blushes* ...

Well thank you &lt; ( ^ u ^ ) &gt;"
18507,"Hey everyone! I'm just a little proud of how I customised my new phone. Didn't take long, but minimalism tickles my fancy! :')",[removed],[removed]
18508,[removed],[removed],[removed]
18509,[removed],[removed],Oh. No problem man. Whenever you have the time. :)
18510,"Hey everyone! I'm just a little proud of how I customised my new phone. Didn't take long, but minimalism tickles my fancy! :')",Omg it's perfect ,[removed]
18511,Omg it's perfect ,[removed],No you are! 
18512,[removed],No you are! ,[removed]
18513,"What is ""the thing to understand about you""?","I'm a bit harsh, but I mean well. ","I appreciate people like you really, shows honesty haha"
18514,"I'm a bit harsh, but I mean well. ","I appreciate people like you really, shows honesty haha",You can be honest with some tact. 
18515,"What is ""the thing to understand about you""?",I'm not paranoid. I just feel much safer when I'm prepared. ,"I'm not paranoid either, I just believe in a constant state of heightened awareness."
18516,I'm not paranoid. I just feel much safer when I'm prepared. ,"I'm not paranoid either, I just believe in a constant state of heightened awareness.","Situational awareness is ingrained in my brain, it's helped me many times."
18517,"I'm not paranoid either, I just believe in a constant state of heightened awareness.","Situational awareness is ingrained in my brain, it's helped me many times.",Drove 18 wheelers for 15 years... i know what you mean.
18518,"What is ""the thing to understand about you""?",That I secretly suffer from anxiety and don't take it personally if I can't partake in something,Anxiety with respect to what kind of things?
18519,That I secretly suffer from anxiety and don't take it personally if I can't partake in something,Anxiety with respect to what kind of things?,Myself and my self-worth.
18520,How are you filling your saturday?,Moving and celebrating my birthday.,What are your plans for it?
18521,Moving and celebrating my birthday.,What are your plans for it?,"Mostly moving, maybe cake."
18522,What are your plans for it?,"Mostly moving, maybe cake.",Cake sounds good. You moving far?
18523,How are you filling your saturday?,Work then homework. Not too exciting but every day is a ^papa blessing,What kinda homework?
18524,Work then homework. Not too exciting but every day is a ^papa blessing,What kinda homework?,Calc 3
18525,What kinda homework?,Calc 3,The worse kind of Calc. Calc 3 was my we aleatorio of all the math courses I had to take. 
18526,What's your dream job?,Shop window display designer,"Sounds... Interesting, you mind if I ask you why you chose that?"
18527,Shop window display designer,"Sounds... Interesting, you mind if I ask you why you chose that?",[removed]
18528,I'm getting married tomorrow,Congrats! Open bar?,Beer and wine. Guests will have to pay for hard alcohol and mixed drinks
18529,Congrats! Open bar?,Beer and wine. Guests will have to pay for hard alcohol and mixed drinks,Any fun themes for the big day?
18530,Beer and wine. Guests will have to pay for hard alcohol and mixed drinks,Any fun themes for the big day?,Flasks and tasks. 
18531,Any fun themes for the big day?,Flasks and tasks. ,Tasks? Like... a to-do-list? 
18532,Flasks and tasks. ,Tasks? Like... a to-do-list? ,"Yeah, like empty the flask while staying on task. "
18533,Beer and wine. Guests will have to pay for hard alcohol and mixed drinks,Any fun themes for the big day?,Succulents!
18534,Any fun themes for the big day?,Succulents!,YES. I totally want succulents at my wedding. Glad to see I'm not crazy 😂
18535,Succulents!,YES. I totally want succulents at my wedding. Glad to see I'm not crazy 😂,"Same here! Look up succulents used in bridal hair, loooooveeee "
18536,YES. I totally want succulents at my wedding. Glad to see I'm not crazy 😂,"Same here! Look up succulents used in bridal hair, loooooveeee ",Omg they're so pretty 😭
18537,Congrats! Open bar?,Beer and wine. Guests will have to pay for hard alcohol and mixed drinks,Save water drink beer
18538,I'm getting married tomorrow,Last chance for a fling,"I agree, I find that flinging stuff from catapults relieve any stress I might have"
18539,Last chance for a fling,"I agree, I find that flinging stuff from catapults relieve any stress I might have",r/Trebuchet 
18540,I'm getting married tomorrow,"Congrats!

My wife and I just celebrated 20 years!",Thank you and congratulations on 20 years! Any tips?
18541,"Congrats!

My wife and I just celebrated 20 years!",Thank you and congratulations on 20 years! Any tips?,"The phrase ""yeah ok whatever"" is essential in marital harmony. "
18542,"Congrats!

My wife and I just celebrated 20 years!",Thank you and congratulations on 20 years! Any tips?,Just the one!
18543,"Congrats!

My wife and I just celebrated 20 years!",Thank you and congratulations on 20 years! Any tips?,Don't eat yellow snow.
18544,I'm getting married tomorrow,I bought a PS4. ,But did you buy knack 2?
18545,I bought a PS4. ,But did you buy knack 2?,"No, is it a good game or this is a sarcastic suggestion?"
18546,"Alright​, we haven't done one of these in a while... TRUTH OR DARE!?",Truth!,What was your most important life goal as a child?
18547,Truth!,What was your most important life goal as a child?,As a child? To be a train engineer
18548,What was your most important life goal as a child?,As a child? To be a train engineer,I like trains! 
18549,As a child? To be a train engineer,I like trains! ,"Nope, it was just a little kid interest"
18550,"Alright​, we haven't done one of these in a while... TRUTH OR DARE!?",lets do a dare (nothing too crazy),Draw a picture of what you think /u/LionGhost looks like!
18551,lets do a dare (nothing too crazy),Draw a picture of what you think /u/LionGhost looks like!,[am i right?](/Users/traceyalvarez/Downloads/IMG_4125.PNG)
18552,lets do a dare (nothing too crazy),Draw a picture of what you think /u/LionGhost looks like!,I guess this date was too crazy
18553,Draw a picture of what you think /u/LionGhost looks like!,I guess this date was too crazy,Or the horrifying visage that was brought into this world wrest sanity from their mind 
18554,I guess this date was too crazy,Or the horrifying visage that was brought into this world wrest sanity from their mind ,Yeah or that. :)
18555,Or the horrifying visage that was brought into this world wrest sanity from their mind ,Yeah or that. :),Cthlulu esque cosmic horror
18556,"Alright​, we haven't done one of these in a while... TRUTH OR DARE!?",Truth!,What's one question you always​ wish somebody would ask?
18557,Truth!,What's one question you always​ wish somebody would ask?,"Probably ""What's the funniest thing that's happened to you?""

Truth or Dare?"
18558,What's one question you always​ wish somebody would ask?,"Probably ""What's the funniest thing that's happened to you?""

Truth or Dare?","That's a good one! 

Gimme a dare!"
18559,"Alright​, we haven't done one of these in a while... TRUTH OR DARE!?","Truth me, pal ",What's one ideal you wish society was founded on ?
18560,"Truth me, pal ",What's one ideal you wish society was founded on ?,Honesty. 
18561,What's one ideal you wish society was founded on ?,Honesty. ,But then how are we supposed to get elected ?
18562,Honesty. ,But then how are we supposed to get elected ?,Touché
18563,"Alright​, we haven't done one of these in a while... TRUTH OR DARE!?",Truth x4,"What's the square root of 16 truths?

Ok, real one: what's one skill you always wanted?"
18564,Truth x4,"What's the square root of 16 truths?

Ok, real one: what's one skill you always wanted?","4 thruths

and being able to weld would be pretty nice

you still owe me four more"
18565,"Alright​, we haven't done one of these in a while... TRUTH OR DARE!?","Truth, because I have a kitty sleeping on my legs.  ",What's the dumbest thing that makes you happy?
18566,"Truth, because I have a kitty sleeping on my legs.  ",What's the dumbest thing that makes you happy?,"Every time Dante sleeps in a slightly different position I lose my shit.  

Truth or Dare?"
18567,What's the dumbest thing that makes you happy?,"Every time Dante sleeps in a slightly different position I lose my shit.  

Truth or Dare?","Do... Do you ever find your shit?

Also truth "
18568,"Every time Dante sleeps in a slightly different position I lose my shit.  

Truth or Dare?","Do... Do you ever find your shit?

Also truth ","Man, if you only knew. 

What has been your favorite dream that you've remembered?"
18569,"Alright​, we haven't done one of these in a while... TRUTH OR DARE!?",Truth because im at school so i can't do a dare.....yet. Meet you up with a dare at 4 more later,What do you wish they taught in school?
18570,Truth because im at school so i can't do a dare.....yet. Meet you up with a dare at 4 more later,What do you wish they taught in school?,"Philosophy and astrology, 2 of my guilty pleasure"
18571,"Alright​, we haven't done one of these in a while... TRUTH OR DARE!?",Truth,What's your most idiosyncratic habit?
18572,Truth,What's your most idiosyncratic habit?,Walking in circles for hours straight without getting dizzy.
18573,What's your most idiosyncratic habit?,Walking in circles for hours straight without getting dizzy.,"Huh, that's strange. Any reason why?"
18574,What movies could you watch a million times?,"Superbad, 40 Year Old Virgin, Borat, Forrest Gump, Goodfellas",All great choices. Forrest Gump is on my list too.
18575,"Superbad, 40 Year Old Virgin, Borat, Forrest Gump, Goodfellas",All great choices. Forrest Gump is on my list too.,I've seen it so many times and I still feel emotional when Forrest is at Jenny's grave.. 
18576,All great choices. Forrest Gump is on my list too.,I've seen it so many times and I still feel emotional when Forrest is at Jenny's grave.. ,Jenny was the worst character by far.
18577,What movies could you watch a million times?,"The original Alien. It's my favorite monster's horror film. Oh, and the Fox and the Hound ",I absolutely love Alien! I just watched the entire movie series!
18578,"The original Alien. It's my favorite monster's horror film. Oh, and the Fox and the Hound ",I absolutely love Alien! I just watched the entire movie series!,The ones I haven't seen yet are prometheus and covenant. I'll check those out out soon enough 
18579,What movies could you watch a million times?,"spiderman 2(2004), falling down(1993),snatch(2000). All 10s","But not Spider-Man 3, right?"
18580,"spiderman 2(2004), falling down(1993),snatch(2000). All 10s","But not Spider-Man 3, right?",I probably wouldn't watch that one a million times
18581,how can i show my boyfriend how much i love him?,Food,yes i can't wait to cook for him!! though i'm a bit scared that i'll mess it all up
18582,Food,yes i can't wait to cook for him!! though i'm a bit scared that i'll mess it all up,What do you plan on coooking?
18583,how can i show my boyfriend how much i love him?,Anal,For him or her?
18584,Anal,For him or her?,him
18585,Is anyone else afraid?,[removed],Losing? Like spending it on something not useful?
18586,[removed],Losing? Like spending it on something not useful?,[removed]
18587,Losing? Like spending it on something not useful?,[removed],How can you forget your wallet?
18588,[removed],How can you forget your wallet?,[removed]
18589,How can you forget your wallet?,[removed],"Can happen, but you should be more careful especially with those credit cards. "
18590,[removed],"Can happen, but you should be more careful especially with those credit cards. ",[removed]
18591,"Can happen, but you should be more careful especially with those credit cards. ",[removed],"Haha man. 

What's it with you and robots?"
18592,[removed],"Haha man. 

What's it with you and robots?",[removed]
18593,"Haha man. 

What's it with you and robots?",[removed],Watching too much Wall-E?
18594,"I feel so fucking lonely today it's unreal. I'm not looking for sympathy at all, just want some good conversation with some friendly strangers.",What do I do if haters dab back?,"Dab them back twice as much. If that doesn't work, idk throw memes at them"
18595,What do I do if haters dab back?,"Dab them back twice as much. If that doesn't work, idk throw memes at them",What if they have no feelings? No feelings for anybody else?
18596,Anyone else remember TaioCruz's Dynamite?,Love it,Awesome awesome!
18597,Love it,Awesome awesome!,Really? Does it inspire awe?
18598,Awesome awesome!,Really? Does it inspire awe?,"I don't know lol, I guess"
18599,Anyone else remember TaioCruz's Dynamite?,I like he song Higher much better. Definitely gets me pumpin.,I'll have to give it a listen!
18600,I like he song Higher much better. Definitely gets me pumpin.,I'll have to give it a listen!,I'm sure you'll love it.
18601,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.","It was alright

Chillen and grillen

Why are bytes in eights?","Because hardware engineers are weird. Gotta love'em, though."
18602,"It was alright

Chillen and grillen

Why are bytes in eights?","Because hardware engineers are weird. Gotta love'em, though.",True enough 
18603,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",Anyone on rn?,yeh
18604,Anyone on rn?,yeh,So any plans?
18605,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",Today is my 20th birthday ,Happy birthday :) no longer a teenager! Any plans?
18606,Today is my 20th birthday ,Happy birthday :) no longer a teenager! Any plans?,A single guy with no ambitions 
18607,Happy birthday :) no longer a teenager! Any plans?,A single guy with no ambitions , you've got lots of time still :P
18608,I never realized internet people could be friendly until I found this subreddit.,Ayyy what's up ,Being happy
18609,Ayyy what's up ,Being happy,Awesome!
18610,I never realized internet people could be friendly until I found this subreddit.,"This is the only subreddit I feel ""safe"" posting in. ","Yes... ""SAFE"". I like it"
18611,"This is the only subreddit I feel ""safe"" posting in. ","Yes... ""SAFE"". I like it","Hey now let's not get ahead of ourselves ya twat.

&lt;3"
18612,I never realized internet people could be friendly until I found this subreddit.,"Hey there, friendly internet dweller. Fancy seeing you dwelling in here as well",Greetings fellow dweller.
18613,"Hey there, friendly internet dweller. Fancy seeing you dwelling in here as well",Greetings fellow dweller.,why don't you tell me something about yourself? let's have a conversation 
18614,Greetings fellow dweller.,why don't you tell me something about yourself? let's have a conversation ,Quiet but friendly... 
18615,I never realized internet people could be friendly until I found this subreddit.,"Until the poor kid wrote about how he got deported, and then nobody was nice at all.","everyone is friendly until they aren't, or until they disagree with you. Shrug*"
18616,"Until the poor kid wrote about how he got deported, and then nobody was nice at all.","everyone is friendly until they aren't, or until they disagree with you. Shrug*",They were hateful to this kid. It wasn't a matter of simply disagreeing. 
18617,"everyone is friendly until they aren't, or until they disagree with you. Shrug*",They were hateful to this kid. It wasn't a matter of simply disagreeing. ,the disagree thing was just an add on. 
18618,I never realized internet people could be friendly until I found this subreddit.,Hey you! You'll enjoy this subreddit! What was your favourite moment of the day? ,I ate chocolate.
18619,Hey you! You'll enjoy this subreddit! What was your favourite moment of the day? ,I ate chocolate.,Chocolate solves all problems. 
18620,I ate chocolate.,Chocolate solves all problems. ,Chocolate is God. 
18621,I never realized internet people could be friendly until I found this subreddit.,This and r/crochet are my faves right now. Just good folk talkin' about stuff. ,/r/knitting as well. Such a great subreddit. 
18622,This and r/crochet are my faves right now. Just good folk talkin' about stuff. ,/r/knitting as well. Such a great subreddit. ,They have nice threads there :p
18623,/r/knitting as well. Such a great subreddit. ,They have nice threads there :p,Heh. 
18624,I never realized internet people could be friendly until I found this subreddit.,Hey,Hello there
18625,Hey,Hello there,How's it going?
18626,Hello there,How's it going?,"Pretty good, actually. You?"
18627,How's it going?,"Pretty good, actually. You?",Probably having a small hurricane party this weekend. 
18628,"Pretty good, actually. You?",Probably having a small hurricane party this weekend. ,:( Hope it doesn't take too hard of a tolm
18629,Probably having a small hurricane party this weekend. ,:( Hope it doesn't take too hard of a tolm,I got everything ready if something does happen.
18630,It's 2:27 and I'm a college senior pulling his first all-nighter. I'm getting married in a month and I want to say I've done this at least once. Help a brother out!,Hey! 25M on a 24 hour shift. Let's do this together.,"I'm down. I'm afraid if I don't talk to someone, even online, I won't make it. "
18631,Hey! 25M on a 24 hour shift. Let's do this together.,"I'm down. I'm afraid if I don't talk to someone, even online, I won't make it. ","Here or PM, your choice. I'm up for another 6 hours."
18632,20th anniversary of FF7,I have never touched ffvii to tell you the truth. ,Did you touch any of the others?
18633,I have never touched ffvii to tell you the truth. ,Did you touch any of the others?,I've played ff13 for a bit but I couldn't go through it. Wasn't a fan of the characters. 
18634,Did you touch any of the others?,I've played ff13 for a bit but I couldn't go through it. Wasn't a fan of the characters. ,"FF13 was absolutely horrible. The nail in the coffin. 
I'm guessing you're early 20s then? "
18635,What's on your mind right now?,I reeeaallly need to take a shit but I'm just too damn lazy ,Lmao! You might want to take care of that. 
18636,I reeeaallly need to take a shit but I'm just too damn lazy ,Lmao! You might want to take care of that. ,"Yes, yes. I might just do that before I leave campus "
18637,Lmao! You might want to take care of that. ,"Yes, yes. I might just do that before I leave campus ",Public shits are no fun I would be procrastinating too. 
18638,What's on your mind right now?,I have a job interview tomorrow! ,Yay!! I recently got a new job. I hope you rock the interview!
18639,I have a job interview tomorrow! ,Yay!! I recently got a new job. I hope you rock the interview!,Thanks!
18640,Yay!! I recently got a new job. I hope you rock the interview!,Thanks!,Let me know how it goes:)
18641,Thanks!,Let me know how it goes:),Didn't get it. They were looking for someone available for a different schedule. 
18642,Let me know how it goes:),Didn't get it. They were looking for someone available for a different schedule. ,Sorry you didn't get it! You'll find something. 
18643,"I stubbed my toe on the drawer, and my cat came running to check if I was alright!",I hope you rewarded her for caring about your well-being!,Gave her a can of fancy feast :)
18644,I hope you rewarded her for caring about your well-being!,Gave her a can of fancy feast :),Excellent!
18645,"I stubbed my toe on the drawer, and my cat came running to check if I was alright!",I kinda want a cat. ,Go get one.
18646,I kinda want a cat. ,Go get one.,When I start living on my own perhaps. 
18647,I kinda want a cat. ,Go get one.,*if you are capable of supporting one
18648,I didn't realize how terrified I was of becoming an adult until two days ago and I have no idea what I'm doing,Senior year of High School or College?,high school
18649,Senior year of High School or College?,high school,Are you planning on going to college or getting a job outta high school?
18650,high school,Are you planning on going to college or getting a job outta high school?,I work two jobs right now and I'm moving down state for college hopefully next year.
18651,I just want a friend.,":( 

Going alright.  Boring, but alright","That’s good! I mean, okay. Better than bad right?"
18652,":( 

Going alright.  Boring, but alright","That’s good! I mean, okay. Better than bad right?",Yeah for sure.  How's your day going?
18653,"That’s good! I mean, okay. Better than bad right?",Yeah for sure.  How's your day going?,It’s going okay. It could always be worse. But that fact isn’t always comforting.
18654,Yeah for sure.  How's your day going?,It’s going okay. It could always be worse. But that fact isn’t always comforting.,Yeah.  I mean being happy just because your not miserable seems kinda silly when said out loud.
18655,It’s going okay. It could always be worse. But that fact isn’t always comforting.,Yeah.  I mean being happy just because your not miserable seems kinda silly when said out loud.,That’s true. 
18656,I just want a friend.,Hows it going? Ill be your friend! Do you play any online games?,No but I totally could 
18657,Hows it going? Ill be your friend! Do you play any online games?,No but I totally could ,Awesome! What kind of games do. you like? I play a decent amount of Overwatch and Killing Floor.
18658,I just want a friend.,The closest friend you can ever have is your penis.,What?
18659,The closest friend you can ever have is your penis.,What?,You're never alone.
18660,I just want a friend.,You seem like such a lovely person reading all of this :),No YOU’RE lovely :)
18661,You seem like such a lovely person reading all of this :),No YOU’RE lovely :),"I've actually noticed your interesting username now, what prompted you to use it?"
18662,"Hello, how are you today? :)","so far i'm good, just not looking forward to school. and you?",I don't think anyone looks forward to school :) I've been better
18663,"so far i'm good, just not looking forward to school. and you?",I don't think anyone looks forward to school :) I've been better,what's wrong?
18664,"Hello, how are you today? :)","Eh, feeling a bit down, but better today than I have been other days",That is good. One day at a time. Hope tomorrow is slightly better again.
18665,"Eh, feeling a bit down, but better today than I have been other days",That is good. One day at a time. Hope tomorrow is slightly better again.,Hopefully. How are you today?
18666,"Hello, how are you today? :)",I showed someone my music taste other than Tristam because they requested it. Now I regret it,Why would you regret it :( what is your taste?
18667,I showed someone my music taste other than Tristam because they requested it. Now I regret it,Why would you regret it :( what is your taste?,"My other taste besides Tristam is Riddim/Dubstep. not many people IRL I know, like that genre"
18668,"Hello, how are you today? :)","Living the dream, buddy. How are you?","Am doing better, having a good night with some pasta and movies. What's the dream?"
18669,"Living the dream, buddy. How are you?","Am doing better, having a good night with some pasta and movies. What's the dream?",The real dream is finding a new job that isn't so empty and sad.
18670,"Am doing better, having a good night with some pasta and movies. What's the dream?",The real dream is finding a new job that isn't so empty and sad.,That would be amazing. Ended up watching some creepy horror movies. You ever seen Hush?
18671,"Five years ago, I had planned to end my life. Today, I celebrate my 25th birthday! A reminder that there is always hope!",I can only hope for hope at this point.,Hold onto more than hope and know that your life is valuable and you are unique and important.
18672,I can only hope for hope at this point.,Hold onto more than hope and know that your life is valuable and you are unique and important.,It's so hard to remember that sometimes.
18673,I Want To Help You,I am good but thank you. Need good folks like you around :),I'm happy that you're happy :)
18674,I am good but thank you. Need good folks like you around :),I'm happy that you're happy :),Thanks! How are you doing? Did you eat today? Drinking enough water?
18675,I'm happy that you're happy :),Thanks! How are you doing? Did you eat today? Drinking enough water?,Yep. Both of those things
18676,I Want To Help You,Well if someone could gift me dark souls prepare to die edition on steam i'd be happy :0,R/randomkindness
18677,Well if someone could gift me dark souls prepare to die edition on steam i'd be happy :0,R/randomkindness,I was kinda joking but that sub looks cool.Maybe i'm going to post there sometime
18678,I Want To Help You,Thats really kind of you! :),Thanks! Do you have anything I can help with?
18679,Thats really kind of you! :),Thanks! Do you have anything I can help with?,"No, I am fine. Thanks for asking though :)"
18680,Thanks! Do you have anything I can help with?,"No, I am fine. Thanks for asking though :)",That's great!
18681,I Want To Help You,Gravity is pulling me down is that a bad thing? ,Yes. You should probably get that checked out
18682,Gravity is pulling me down is that a bad thing? ,Yes. You should probably get that checked out,Physician or physicist? 
18683,What song are you listening to right now?,Oceans away by arizona.,It's a pretty chill song!
18684,Oceans away by arizona.,It's a pretty chill song!,Yep haha
18685,What do you think of Avatar: The Last Airbender?,My friend and I have matching White Lotus tattoos so you could say we're fans ,"That's nothing, I named my nephew Uncle Iroh"
18686,My friend and I have matching White Lotus tattoos so you could say we're fans ,"That's nothing, I named my nephew Uncle Iroh","Hahaha, well that's also considerable dedication "
18687,"That's nothing, I named my nephew Uncle Iroh","Hahaha, well that's also considerable dedication ",Also pretty ironic.
18688,"Hahaha, well that's also considerable dedication ",Also pretty ironic.,Irohnic 
18689,What do you think of Avatar: The Last Airbender?,Prefer the movie,Oh hi Satan. 
18690,Prefer the movie,Oh hi Satan. ,I prefer Lucifer. Satan is derogatory. 
18691,What do you think of Avatar: The Last Airbender?,"Uncle Iroh is that OG! Some jade tea and a philosophical quip here, ass whoop there. My man!",Iroh is probably my favorite fictional character of all time.
18692,"Uncle Iroh is that OG! Some jade tea and a philosophical quip here, ass whoop there. My man!",Iroh is probably my favorite fictional character of all time.,Fictional?
18693,"Uncle Iroh is that OG! Some jade tea and a philosophical quip here, ass whoop there. My man!",Iroh is probably my favorite fictional character of all time.,When they found him in Kora chilling out in the spirit world I cracked up!
18694,What do you think of Avatar: The Last Airbender?,It is tied for Best show of all time.,What show would you say it ties with?
18695,It is tied for Best show of all time.,What show would you say it ties with?," Hunter X Hunter. If manga series are also allowed, One Piece and JoJo's bizarre adventure."
18696,Which word terrifies you most?,"Infinite, just because it's impossible to grasp the concept completely. ","Yeah, the unreachable mark. I always feel errie when thinking about that concept too"
18697,"Infinite, just because it's impossible to grasp the concept completely. ","Yeah, the unreachable mark. I always feel errie when thinking about that concept too","On the flip side, what word makes you the happiest? "
18698,Which word terrifies you most?,Failure. Since I have to succeed in my many goals in life or what the use in living?,Once cannot be succeed if haven't failed so many times before
18699,Failure. Since I have to succeed in my many goals in life or what the use in living?,Once cannot be succeed if haven't failed so many times before,I mean the ones that count like if you failed this time then it over with that.
18700,Which word terrifies you most?,Fired/Sacked/Terminated/Let Go/Laid Off,You seem sensitive with that category of words
18701,Fired/Sacked/Terminated/Let Go/Laid Off,You seem sensitive with that category of words,It would ruin me
18702,Which word terrifies you most?,Hate,So simple yet so accurate 
18703,Hate,So simple yet so accurate ,Scares the living hell out of me. And what does it produce: scary shit.
18704,I am getting deported,Because fuck having borders and laws and shit right?,be nice to people.
18705,Because fuck having borders and laws and shit right?,be nice to people.,That's not their MO.
18706,be nice to people.,That's not their MO.,You don't sound very pleasant yourself.
18707,That's not their MO.,You don't sound very pleasant yourself.,I was agreeing with you that that guy was a dick. I'm not sure what I've done to offend you. 
18708,You don't sound very pleasant yourself.,I was agreeing with you that that guy was a dick. I'm not sure what I've done to offend you. ,"oooh ahah sorry, nothing. I suck I'm sorry."
18709,I was agreeing with you that that guy was a dick. I'm not sure what I've done to offend you. ,"oooh ahah sorry, nothing. I suck I'm sorry.",lol no worries
18710,Hey!,hello there fine redditor!,"Hey ^…^ Shiruka, are you into anime? "
18711,hello there fine redditor!,"Hey ^…^ Shiruka, are you into anime? ",totally! have you watched any recently? I've been busy with work and haven't had much time
18712,Hey!,Yea same although I don't feel I'm extremely interesting but for sure not boring either.,You mean you haven't chatted online recently? 
18713,Yea same although I don't feel I'm extremely interesting but for sure not boring either.,You mean you haven't chatted online recently? ,Well I have but just not consistently chatting with the same people like I used to.
18714,You mean you haven't chatted online recently? ,Well I have but just not consistently chatting with the same people like I used to.,"I see. Well, here you are chatting ☺ Whats on your mind right now? "
18715,Hey!,You've come to the right place!,I think I have! What is up? 
18716,You've come to the right place!,I think I have! What is up? ,Just got off work.😎
18717,I think I have! What is up? ,Just got off work.😎,Nice! Any plans? 
18718,Hi,"Hello, I'm doing good, just kinda anxious. How about you?","I'm doing pretty fine, life has kinda been rough but I'm staying pretty chill. "
18719,"Hello, I'm doing good, just kinda anxious. How about you?","I'm doing pretty fine, life has kinda been rough but I'm staying pretty chill. ",I have 3 kitties! They're awesome! A ragdoll and 2 tabbies. 
18720,Hi,Hello Mr. Bigcock. I hope that name is not ironic...,Trust me it's ironic
18721,Hello Mr. Bigcock. I hope that name is not ironic...,Trust me it's ironic,oh man ... at least it's not John Very-Bigcock
18722,Trust me it's ironic,oh man ... at least it's not John Very-Bigcock,Yeah I'm already lying to myself with just the word big there. I should change it to JohnCock
18723,What song do you have to sing along with when you hear it?,Luckiest Man - The Wood Brothers,It's a beautiful song
18724,Luckiest Man - The Wood Brothers,It's a beautiful song,"I don't what it is about it, but I loved it the first time I heard it."
18725,It's a beautiful song,"I don't what it is about it, but I loved it the first time I heard it.",I think it's like love at first sight...
18726,What song do you have to sing along with when you hear it?,Journey - Lights. I had a chance to see them in June. ,Ohhh that's good to see them.
18727,Journey - Lights. I had a chance to see them in June. ,Ohhh that's good to see them.,"Yep, it was a great show."
18728,Ohhh that's good to see them.,"Yep, it was a great show.",Ok...Thank You Mate.
18729,"Yep, it was a great show.",Ok...Thank You Mate.,":)

It is definitely my shower song and car song, haha."
18730,Ok...Thank You Mate.,":)

It is definitely my shower song and car song, haha.",You are a Bathroom Singer....he he he...
18731,":)

It is definitely my shower song and car song, haha.",You are a Bathroom Singer....he he he...,"Haha. well if a song pops up in the old noggin I typically do a few chords, haha."
18732,You are a Bathroom Singer....he he he...,"Haha. well if a song pops up in the old noggin I typically do a few chords, haha.",Bathroom singer knows a few chords only...hahaha
18733,Ohhh that's good to see them.,"Yep, it was a great show.",Ok..Thank You Mate..
18734,What song do you have to sing along with when you hear it?,"Out of My League by Fitz and the Tantrums

and... erm...

Conscious Killer by BRMC",I don't hear this song before. 
18735,"Out of My League by Fitz and the Tantrums

and... erm...

Conscious Killer by BRMC",I don't hear this song before. ,"Ok, what songs do you listen to?"
18736,My friend is homeless for few days and she's staying at my place. I just came from work and saw in the kitchen that she made me a dinner. I want to cry from happiness!,Can I come over for some of that chicken and rice,"Sure, just come to Poland - I think it's enough for me, her and you too ;)"
18737,Can I come over for some of that chicken and rice,"Sure, just come to Poland - I think it's enough for me, her and you too ;)",Omg I would love to come to Poland! I wanna meet Lewandowski!!
18738,Can I come over for some of that chicken and rice,"Sure, just come to Poland - I think it's enough for me, her and you too ;)","I'm in Poland! So, can I come? "
18739,"Sure, just come to Poland - I think it's enough for me, her and you too ;)","I'm in Poland! So, can I come? ","Too late, we ate it all, sorry! Maybe next time tho :)"
18740,"I'm in Poland! So, can I come? ","Too late, we ate it all, sorry! Maybe next time tho :)",You ate all of it in 4 hours!?
18741,"Too late, we ate it all, sorry! Maybe next time tho :)",You ate all of it in 4 hours!?,He had to wait 3 hours to reply so he could finish it all. ;)
18742,Can I come over for some of that chicken and rice,"Sure, just come to Poland - I think it's enough for me, her and you too ;)",Do you have many Poland balls?!
18743,"Sure, just come to Poland - I think it's enough for me, her and you too ;)",Do you have many Poland balls?!,I have as many balls as it is required of man - meaning: all of them.
18744,Do you have many Poland balls?!,I have as many balls as it is required of man - meaning: all of them.,I like your attitude.
18745,Do you have many Poland balls?!,I have as many balls as it is required of man - meaning: all of them.,I really lol'd. Not the fake one where you just blow air out your nose or half smile. 
18746,Do you have many Poland balls?!,I have as many balls as it is required of man - meaning: all of them.,u leave a stranger alone in your own appartment. wew...
18747,Can I come over for some of that chicken and rice,"Sure, just come to Poland - I think it's enough for me, her and you too ;)",Poland can into Food!
18748,Can I come over for some of that chicken and rice,"Sure, just come to Poland - I think it's enough for me, her and you too ;)",My ex moved to Bialystok and thats all i know about poland.
18749,Can I come over for some of that chicken and rice,"Sure, just come to Poland - I think it's enough for me, her and you too ;)","Which part of Poland? Dx I have family in Torun, I could arrange things"
18750,Can I come over for some of that chicken and rice,"Sure, just come to Poland - I think it's enough for me, her and you too ;)",I heard you guys treat your healthcare workers very well there 
18751,Can I come over for some of that chicken and rice,"Sure, just come to Poland - I think it's enough for me, her and you too ;)",Oregonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
18752,Can I come over for some of that chicken and rice,"Sure, just come to Poland - I think it's enough for me, her and you too ;)","W8, I'm from Poland"
18753,My friend is homeless for few days and she's staying at my place. I just came from work and saw in the kitchen that she made me a dinner. I want to cry from happiness!,You're a good friend for giving her a roof over her head in her time of need. ,I have a standing policy. Give me 24 hours notice and I will have a room ready.
18754,You're a good friend for giving her a roof over her head in her time of need. ,I have a standing policy. Give me 24 hours notice and I will have a room ready.,I'm always ready.
18755,You're a good friend for giving her a roof over her head in her time of need. ,I have a standing policy. Give me 24 hours notice and I will have a room ready.,It's not bad enough that they are homeless but you won't let them sit down? Seems a bit mean.
18756,I have a standing policy. Give me 24 hours notice and I will have a room ready.,It's not bad enough that they are homeless but you won't let them sit down? Seems a bit mean.,Chairs are for the weak.
18757,My friend is homeless for few days and she's staying at my place. I just came from work and saw in the kitchen that she made me a dinner. I want to cry from happiness!,Friend level: 9/10. 11/10 with rice.,"Rice quality: 9/11

sorry I had to"
18758,Friend level: 9/10. 11/10 with rice.,"Rice quality: 9/11

sorry I had to",take your upvote and get out.
18759,My friend is homeless for few days and she's staying at my place. I just came from work and saw in the kitchen that she made me a dinner. I want to cry from happiness!,Friend level: 9/10. 11/10 with rice.,Thank you for your suggestion!
18760,Friend level: 9/10. 11/10 with rice.,Thank you for your suggestion!,just needs some fava beans and a nice chianti
18761,Thank you for your suggestion!,just needs some fava beans and a nice chianti,Wiah
18762,Friend level: 9/10. 11/10 with rice.,Thank you for your suggestion!,Best comment here!
18763,My friend is homeless for few days and she's staying at my place. I just came from work and saw in the kitchen that she made me a dinner. I want to cry from happiness!,Friend level: 9/10. 11/10 with rice.,I don't think OP is supposed to eat her though.
18764,Friend level: 9/10. 11/10 with rice.,I don't think OP is supposed to eat her though.,"Give it some time, and he might...

...

I'll just see myself out."
18765,My friend is homeless for few days and she's staying at my place. I just came from work and saw in the kitchen that she made me a dinner. I want to cry from happiness!,It's all give and take c:,"That sounds mean, why would you say that?"
18766,It's all give and take c:,"That sounds mean, why would you say that?",It's just doing things for each other
18767,Unusual names,My name is Cantankerous Filibuster. ,oh come on.
18768,My name is Cantankerous Filibuster. ,oh come on.,"My actual name is a normal white guy name, so I had to make something up."
18769,Unusual names,Benedict Cumberbatch.,"Omg siriuslywinchester you're still here!!!!


GREAT TO SEE YOUUUUUUU"
18770,Benedict Cumberbatch.,"Omg siriuslywinchester you're still here!!!!


GREAT TO SEE YOUUUUUUU",HIIII CHRIS EVANS IM STILL HERE!
18771,"Omg siriuslywinchester you're still here!!!!


GREAT TO SEE YOUUUUUUU",HIIII CHRIS EVANS IM STILL HERE!,OMG YOU REMEMBER ME OMGOMGOGMOGM
18772,HIIII CHRIS EVANS IM STILL HERE!,OMG YOU REMEMBER ME OMGOMGOGMOGM,I DO.  HOW ARE YOU?  HOW IS CHURCH GIRL?
18773,HIIII CHRIS EVANS IM STILL HERE!,OMG YOU REMEMBER ME OMGOMGOGMOGM,I ALSO WANT TO BE EXCITED
18774,OMG YOU REMEMBER ME OMGOMGOGMOGM,I ALSO WANT TO BE EXCITED,YAAAAY YOU CAN BE EXCITED TOO WOOOOOO
18775,Unusual names,"Well, i named my newborn Harambe in memory of the gorilla. ",but like you literally had to have your dick out for harambe
18776,"Well, i named my newborn Harambe in memory of the gorilla. ",but like you literally had to have your dick out for harambe,Always when visiting r/Harambe
18777,Unusual names,"My name is Aphrodite...yes, my given name, lol.

",is it based on reality?
18778,"My name is Aphrodite...yes, my given name, lol.

",is it based on reality?,As much as it can be..
18779,Movies to ugly cry to.,"Grave of the Fireflies. It is animated, but holy crap it's brutal.",10/10 would never watch again. It's one of the only movies that made me cry
18780,"Grave of the Fireflies. It is animated, but holy crap it's brutal.",10/10 would never watch again. It's one of the only movies that made me cry,Now it's scaring me. But I asked for it so might as well watch it hahaha.
18781,Movies to ugly cry to.,Kimi no na wa (Your name in english). An anime love story movie.,This one is so good. Not sure if I got happy or sad when I watched it but it moved me to tears.
18782,Kimi no na wa (Your name in english). An anime love story movie.,This one is so good. Not sure if I got happy or sad when I watched it but it moved me to tears.,"a little bit of that and a little bit of this, but he will end crying for sure "
18783,Movies to ugly cry to.,Kimi no na wa (Your name in english). An anime love story movie.,I've heard about it and I actually have a copy. It's probably time to watch it. Thank you! :)
18784,Kimi no na wa (Your name in english). An anime love story movie.,I've heard about it and I actually have a copy. It's probably time to watch it. Thank you! :),do no forget to comeback after watching it c:
18785,I've heard about it and I actually have a copy. It's probably time to watch it. Thank you! :),do no forget to comeback after watching it c:,You ready your tissues because i'll be coming for you in tears.
18786,Movies to ugly cry to.,Big Fish is definitely a good one for crying. ,One of my favorite movies actually! Loved it as a kid and just how fantastical it all seemed.
18787,Big Fish is definitely a good one for crying. ,One of my favorite movies actually! Loved it as a kid and just how fantastical it all seemed.,It's one of a very few where I'd say the movie is better than the book it's based off of.
18788,Just blew $600 at a STRIP club,I hope you got laid if you're throwing out that kind of money.,Nah. Was there for a bachelor party. Well worth it.
18789,I hope you got laid if you're throwing out that kind of money.,Nah. Was there for a bachelor party. Well worth it.,How did you make $600 well worth it without getting laid?
18790,Guy I never met asked me to marry him,did you say yes ? ,Yes
18791,did you say yes ? ,Yes,congratulations : ) 
18792,Yes,congratulations : ) ,😍
18793,did you say yes ? ,Yes,Might be a bad idea....long engagement would be wise
18794,Yes,Might be a bad idea....long engagement would be wise,Good idea
18795,Guy I never met asked me to marry him,Sounds interesting. What kind of situation was it in?,What do you mean
18796,Sounds interesting. What kind of situation was it in?,What do you mean,"Like, where were you when he randomly walked up to you and proposed? And what did he look like?"
18797,What do you mean,"Like, where were you when he randomly walked up to you and proposed? And what did he look like?",It was on line
18798,"Like, where were you when he randomly walked up to you and proposed? And what did he look like?",It was on line,How did he get your line address if you've never met him?
18799,It was on line,How did he get your line address if you've never met him?,It was on a chat thingy
18800,How did he get your line address if you've never met him?,It was on a chat thingy,"lol, are you 14 years old by any chance?"
18801,It was on a chat thingy,"lol, are you 14 years old by any chance?",No we r both adults
18802,"lol, are you 14 years old by any chance?",No we r both adults,Poor guy. Sounds like he was really desperate...
18803,No we r both adults,Poor guy. Sounds like he was really desperate...,No he's not
18804,Poor guy. Sounds like he was really desperate...,No he's not,"He isn't? Tell me, did he see your pic? Are you a super babe? "
18805,No he's not,"He isn't? Tell me, did he see your pic? Are you a super babe? ",He saw my pic yea
18806,Guy I never met asked me to marry him,Are you a chick or a dude?,A chic
18807,Are you a chick or a dude?,A chic,Are you pretty?
18808,A chic,Are you pretty?,Yea I guess
18809,Are you pretty?,Yea I guess,I'll marry you.  
18810,Yea I guess,I'll marry you.  ,Two husbands.... multiplicity
18811,I'll marry you.  ,Two husbands.... multiplicity,Oh wait.  I thought we were gettin rid of the other guy.  I'm all you need.  
18812,Two husbands.... multiplicity,Oh wait.  I thought we were gettin rid of the other guy.  I'm all you need.  ,Nooo I'm in love with him
18813,Guy I never met asked me to marry him,So uh is he gonna show up at your door tomorrow?,Possibly
18814,So uh is he gonna show up at your door tomorrow?,Possibly,Good luck!
18815,Possibly,Good luck!,Thanks
18816,Guy I never met asked me to marry him,Good luck in having a life long happiness with him.,Thanks I'm very lucky
18817,Good luck in having a life long happiness with him.,Thanks I'm very lucky,Your welcome and glad to hear that.
18818,Thanks I'm very lucky,Your welcome and glad to hear that.,😍
18819,"My life is kinda falling apart. Let's talk Music, Movies, Books, TV, it doesn't matter.","IT IS LUNCH BOX TIME. I'm shouting, kinda. 

I love you as a friend. ",Do you love me?
18820,"IT IS LUNCH BOX TIME. I'm shouting, kinda. 

I love you as a friend. ",Do you love me?,"Muah, baby. "
18821,Do you love me?,"Muah, baby. ",♥‿♥
18822,"My life is kinda falling apart. Let's talk Music, Movies, Books, TV, it doesn't matter.","IT IS LUNCH BOX TIME. I'm shouting, kinda. 

I love you as a friend. ","""I love you as a friend."" 

Not the first time I've heard that. HAHAHAHA!"
18823,"IT IS LUNCH BOX TIME. I'm shouting, kinda. 

I love you as a friend. ","""I love you as a friend."" 

Not the first time I've heard that. HAHAHAHA!",I love you like a brother
18824,"""I love you as a friend."" 

Not the first time I've heard that. HAHAHAHA!",I love you like a brother,"Yep, that one too. "
18825,What is something that you like to say a lot?,"'Wuss poppin Jimbo'

A nice greeting that confuses people.",Now you just need to find someone named Jimbo
18826,"'Wuss poppin Jimbo'

A nice greeting that confuses people.",Now you just need to find someone named Jimbo,I got a pal named Jim that I call Jimbo
18827,Now you just need to find someone named Jimbo,I got a pal named Jim that I call Jimbo,I'm assuming that you can die a happy man then?
18828,I got a pal named Jim that I call Jimbo,I'm assuming that you can die a happy man then?,"I could die a little happier, yes"
18829,I'm assuming that you can die a happy man then?,"I could die a little happier, yes",A little happier's better than not
18830,What is something that you like to say a lot?,"""Hey that thing is stupid.""
Me- You're stupid!","""that's bad and you should feel bad"""
18831,"""Hey that thing is stupid.""
Me- You're stupid!","""that's bad and you should feel bad""",You're bad!
18832,"""that's bad and you should feel bad""",You're bad!,*sobs*
18833,What is something that you like to say a lot?,"Peace out, river trout! 

Usually confuses people or gets a laugh. :)","Well I guess I'm using this from now on, it's pretty good."
18834,"Peace out, river trout! 

Usually confuses people or gets a laugh. :)","Well I guess I'm using this from now on, it's pretty good.","Lol yeah, I like it a lot! "
18835,What is something that you like to say a lot?,"*""Jesus Christ!""*

Or 

*""Oh, for fuck's sake!""*",Do you use a Cockney accent while saying it?
18836,"*""Jesus Christ!""*

Or 

*""Oh, for fuck's sake!""*",Do you use a Cockney accent while saying it?,Probably...
18837,Name something that makes you happy and I'll add something that would make it even better,I like sleeping!,Even better with a comfy pillow and a cuddle buddy!
18838,I like sleeping!,Even better with a comfy pillow and a cuddle buddy!,I'll agree with the pillow.  But other people actually make it harder for me to sleep lol
18839,Even better with a comfy pillow and a cuddle buddy!,I'll agree with the pillow.  But other people actually make it harder for me to sleep lol,Then a nice blanket instead! 
18840,Name something that makes you happy and I'll add something that would make it even better,I like Chickpeas!,Even better with more Chickpeas!
18841,I like Chickpeas!,Even better with more Chickpeas!,That is true.. But you've to try harder. I want answer that is next^level
18842,Even better with more Chickpeas!,That is true.. But you've to try harder. I want answer that is next^level,Um a thousand chickpeas! A million chickpeas! Infinity chickpeas! 
18843,That is true.. But you've to try harder. I want answer that is next^level,Um a thousand chickpeas! A million chickpeas! Infinity chickpeas! ,I meant like adding something else. Just not more Chickpeas!
18844,Um a thousand chickpeas! A million chickpeas! Infinity chickpeas! ,I meant like adding something else. Just not more Chickpeas!,"Oh um, chickpeas and rice! "
18845,Name something that makes you happy and I'll add something that would make it even better,I like Chickpeas!,I just ate some chickpeas today for lunch and dinner!
18846,I like Chickpeas!,I just ate some chickpeas today for lunch and dinner!,That is totally dank! Good on you.
18847,Name something that makes you happy and I'll add something that would make it even better,I like puppies. ,"Even better, puppies that are wagging their little tails and smiling!"
18848,I like puppies. ,"Even better, puppies that are wagging their little tails and smiling!","Are puppies ever not doing that?!

Now do orgasms!"
18849,"Even better, puppies that are wagging their little tails and smiling!","Are puppies ever not doing that?!

Now do orgasms!",Even better when your partner orgasms too!
18850,"Are puppies ever not doing that?!

Now do orgasms!",Even better when your partner orgasms too!,Haha good on you!
18851,Name something that makes you happy and I'll add something that would make it even better,I like band! I play tuba and baritone.,"Even better with an excited audience.

Also I play the flute! "
18852,I like band! I play tuba and baritone.,"Even better with an excited audience.

Also I play the flute! ","True.

Nice! One of my best friends in the entire world plays flute : )"
18853,"Even better with an excited audience.

Also I play the flute! ","True.

Nice! One of my best friends in the entire world plays flute : )",Oh my gosh. For all I know I could be your best friend in the entire world. Yay!
18854,"True.

Nice! One of my best friends in the entire world plays flute : )",Oh my gosh. For all I know I could be your best friend in the entire world. Yay!,"Haha, I guess it's possible c:"
18855,Name something that makes you happy and I'll add something that would make it even better,"My crush! Shes funny, cute, lighthearted and down to earth. :3",Even better if you two get married some day!
18856,"My crush! Shes funny, cute, lighthearted and down to earth. :3",Even better if you two get married some day!,"Whoa there, thats a long way off haha. "
18857,Even better if you two get married some day!,"Whoa there, thats a long way off haha. ","Well then, even better if your too become best friends!"
18858,"Whoa there, thats a long way off haha. ","Well then, even better if your too become best friends!",Idk if that's worse
18859,"My crush! Shes funny, cute, lighthearted and down to earth. :3",Even better if you two get married some day!,"Jesus Christ, you went home run on the thing!"
18860,Even better if you two get married some day!,"Jesus Christ, you went home run on the thing!","I always go home run! 

It's why I'm so good at football"
18861,Name something that makes you happy and I'll add something that would make it even better,"My crush! Shes funny, cute, lighthearted and down to earth. :3",buy her a cute hat!
18862,"My crush! Shes funny, cute, lighthearted and down to earth. :3",buy her a cute hat!,"Haha, I'll see. "
18863,Name something that makes you happy and I'll add something that would make it even better,Making music! :3,Making music with friends!
18864,Making music! :3,Making music with friends!,Definitely! :D
18865,Name something that makes you happy and I'll add something that would make it even better,Femmy hairless skinny cute young white guys.,Even better in anime form!
18866,Femmy hairless skinny cute young white guys.,Even better in anime form!,Yup.  Each and every time.
18867,Name something that makes you happy and I'll add something that would make it even better,Coffee dates with my girlfriend ,Even better with little cookies!
18868,Coffee dates with my girlfriend ,Even better with little cookies!,This so would! Thanks for the idea :D
18869,Name something that makes you happy and I'll add something that would make it even better,"ok so I have combined Beer, Drumsticks Ice cream, baths and watching TV. What else can I add.",Comfy headphones and chicken strips!
18870,"ok so I have combined Beer, Drumsticks Ice cream, baths and watching TV. What else can I add.",Comfy headphones and chicken strips!,Chicken strip are not hot dogs I like it! 
18871,"It's my first day of highschool tomorrow! Everyone knows about sleeping a lot and studying a lot, but what unorthodox advice is rarely given out to freshmen?",Join clubs! They so aren't lame they're really fun!,Science club was legit.
18872,Join clubs! They so aren't lame they're really fun!,Science club was legit.,Lmao that and sci-fi club kick ass
18873,Science club was legit.,Lmao that and sci-fi club kick ass,I went to a private school so we didn't have fun things other than science club.
18874,Lmao that and sci-fi club kick ass,I went to a private school so we didn't have fun things other than science club.,Aw. Science club was still pretty fun though. 
18875,So bored...who wants to play 2 truths and a lie?,"I am a lesbian 

I am not a lesbian

I am qualified to be a lesbian",Haha im going with the first one! Haha
18876,"I am a lesbian 

I am not a lesbian

I am qualified to be a lesbian",Haha im going with the first one! Haha,"Nah it's the third.
I'm pretty sure to try out you have to be a woman."
18877,Haha im going with the first one! Haha,"Nah it's the third.
I'm pretty sure to try out you have to be a woman.",Lol
18878,Haha im going with the first one! Haha,"Nah it's the third.
I'm pretty sure to try out you have to be a woman.","But then the ""I am a lesbian"" is also a lie..."
18879,"Nah it's the third.
I'm pretty sure to try out you have to be a woman.","But then the ""I am a lesbian"" is also a lie...",Nah I am a lesbian is the one lie. I ain't a lesbian and I ain't qualified is the truths.
18880,"But then the ""I am a lesbian"" is also a lie...",Nah I am a lesbian is the one lie. I ain't a lesbian and I ain't qualified is the truths.,Ohhh I see. I misinterpreted the edit comment. Nice 
18881,Nah I am a lesbian is the one lie. I ain't a lesbian and I ain't qualified is the truths.,Ohhh I see. I misinterpreted the edit comment. Nice ,Thanks. It's one of my crowning achievements.
18882,So bored...who wants to play 2 truths and a lie?,"* I have severe myopia.

* I've never been to a hotel.

* I have three dogs.",Im going to say... #3 is the lie
18883,"* I have severe myopia.

* I've never been to a hotel.

* I have three dogs.",Im going to say... #3 is the lie,"Shit. You're right, only one. His name is Toby, recently turned 10 years old."
18884,Im going to say... #3 is the lie,"Shit. You're right, only one. His name is Toby, recently turned 10 years old.",Aww! Now i want to see him hehe i love dogs!
18885,"Shit. You're right, only one. His name is Toby, recently turned 10 years old.",Aww! Now i want to see him hehe i love dogs!,"Too lazy to take and upload a picture, sowwy.

Here are some dog emojis: 🐶 🐕 🐩"
18886,Aww! Now i want to see him hehe i love dogs!,"Too lazy to take and upload a picture, sowwy.

Here are some dog emojis: 🐶 🐕 🐩",Haha well thank you!
18887,"Too lazy to take and upload a picture, sowwy.

Here are some dog emojis: 🐶 🐕 🐩",Haha well thank you!,I believe my myopia may have surfaced 10 years ago as well. 👀
18888,Haha well thank you!,I believe my myopia may have surfaced 10 years ago as well. 👀,"Oh wow, that is quite a coincidence "
18889,So bored...who wants to play 2 truths and a lie?,"I'm a lesbian

I am a huge Guns N' Roses fan

I've never driven a car in my life",Ooo well i personally love Guns N Roses but i think that was is the lie!
18890,"I'm a lesbian

I am a huge Guns N' Roses fan

I've never driven a car in my life",Ooo well i personally love Guns N Roses but i think that was is the lie!,Nope! #3 was my lie. I drove three times in my whole life.
18891,So bored...who wants to play 2 truths and a lie?,"I have a beagle 

I listen to metal music

I'm a huge soccer fan",I think # is the lie. At least i hope so because Beagles r adorable haha
18892,"I have a beagle 

I listen to metal music

I'm a huge soccer fan",I think # is the lie. At least i hope so because Beagles r adorable haha,"There's no number! 

But I do have a beagle!"
18893,I think # is the lie. At least i hope so because Beagles r adorable haha,"There's no number! 

But I do have a beagle!",Oh oops i meant #3
18894,"There's no number! 

But I do have a beagle!",Oh oops i meant #3,"Haha nope, I hate metal music, I'm a massive soccer fan!"
18895,Oh oops i meant #3,"Haha nope, I hate metal music, I'm a massive soccer fan!",Ah damn!
18896,So bored...who wants to play 2 truths and a lie?,"1. I hate heavy metal

2. I live in a farm

3. I rode a skateboard once and dislocated my foot",I say #1!
18897,"1. I hate heavy metal

2. I live in a farm

3. I rode a skateboard once and dislocated my foot",I say #1!,"true, heavy metal is one of my favorite genres!"
18898,I say #1!,"true, heavy metal is one of my favorite genres!",Interesting i dint think ive ever rly gotten into it tbh
18899,"true, heavy metal is one of my favorite genres!",Interesting i dint think ive ever rly gotten into it tbh,my dad was a metal head so I was kinda raised on Metallica and Megadeth. 
18900,Interesting i dint think ive ever rly gotten into it tbh,my dad was a metal head so I was kinda raised on Metallica and Megadeth. ,Oh nice! I dont mind Metallica 
18901,So bored...who wants to play 2 truths and a lie?,"I have been nominated for an Emmy.
I have a bear in the freezer. 
I have eaten dog.",#1!
18902,"I have been nominated for an Emmy.
I have a bear in the freezer. 
I have eaten dog.",#1!,Nope! 
18903,#1!,Nope! ,"Wooo youve been no,inated for an emmy???. Story time!

Also i guess #3!"
18904,So bored...who wants to play 2 truths and a lie?,"1) I live with my girlfriend 
2) I dig graves for a living 
3) I live in a boarding house ",Well i knowmits either 1 or 3 ill say 1!
18905,"1) I live with my girlfriend 
2) I dig graves for a living 
3) I live in a boarding house ",Well i knowmits either 1 or 3 ill say 1!,Wow you're good! On a side note we are moving in together in a few weeks. 
18906,Well i knowmits either 1 or 3 ill say 1!,Wow you're good! On a side note we are moving in together in a few weeks. ,Oh nice!
18907,So bored...who wants to play 2 truths and a lie?,"1.  I have a girlfriend

2.  I ate cereal today

3.  I like Mountain Dew.  
",1😂
18908,"1.  I have a girlfriend

2.  I ate cereal today

3.  I like Mountain Dew.  
",1😂,.....dang it.  Even on the internet it's obvious.  
18909,Comment your name and I will explain why its awesome.,Renee ,Renee sounds like a hot hook up in paris 
18910,Renee ,Renee sounds like a hot hook up in paris ,Haha good one! 
18911,Comment your name and I will explain why its awesome.,Dickweed.,"Short for richard grass. Good ol salt of the earth name
"
18912,Dickweed.,"Short for richard grass. Good ol salt of the earth name
",Good game
18913,Comment your name and I will explain why its awesome.,Corinna,Beautiful eastern european princess 
18914,Corinna,Beautiful eastern european princess ,Turns out its actually greek. Poetic and lively 
18915,Beautiful eastern european princess ,Turns out its actually greek. Poetic and lively ,oh wow *blush*
18916,Comment your name and I will explain why its awesome.,Tracey (I don't draw so it's gotta be more awesome than that lol),Tracey is a very strong warrior name. Commanding and with prescence.
18917,Tracey (I don't draw so it's gotta be more awesome than that lol),Tracey is a very strong warrior name. Commanding and with prescence.,Ayyyy lit
18918,Comment your name and I will explain why its awesome.,"Jeanna, you don't meet many of those. I don't like it but I don't hate it either.",Is it pronounced jay-anna? or G-anna?
18919,"Jeanna, you don't meet many of those. I don't like it but I don't hate it either.",Is it pronounced jay-anna? or G-anna?,Guess my name isn't awesome ):
18920,Comment your name and I will explain why its awesome.,Mr. Shatmypants Junior,Rhymes with your girl's name Miss pat_my_sexy_implants
18921,Mr. Shatmypants Junior,Rhymes with your girl's name Miss pat_my_sexy_implants,You witty uplifting bastard.
18922,Sup bro,My day sucks ,I sowwy :'( what made it so bad?
18923,My day sucks ,I sowwy :'( what made it so bad?,Just everything piling on from last week making everything suck whatever 
18924,I sowwy :'( what made it so bad?,Just everything piling on from last week making everything suck whatever ,Life is hard isn't it? But you gotta stick to your guns and try your best to be positive!!
18925,"I quit smoking weed, vaping, and drinking soda all at once.","I quit porn recently, it is a real struggle sometimes but I'm somehow managing to hang on 👍","Just genuinely curious, what are the benefits to quitting porn?"
18926,"I quit porn recently, it is a real struggle sometimes but I'm somehow managing to hang on 👍","Just genuinely curious, what are the benefits to quitting porn?","I haven't seen any yet personally, apparently it's supposed to help with my depression. "
18927,"Just genuinely curious, what are the benefits to quitting porn?","I haven't seen any yet personally, apparently it's supposed to help with my depression. ",Maybe I should give it a shot
18928,Play the confessions game with me,Comment,"Relationships!

If you had to redesign the institution of marriage, what would be the rules?"
18929,Comment,"Relationships!

If you had to redesign the institution of marriage, what would be the rules?",I would change anything now I guess now that same sex marriage is allowed 
18930,Play the confessions game with me,Roll me boss,Career: Where are you most an imposter?
18931,Roll me boss,Career: Where are you most an imposter?,"Hm, I honestly can't think of anything for this. If you want to rerole for me I'll do it :P"
18932,Play the confessions game with me,"Comment! x.x
",Sex category: What do you find erotic in the workplace?
18933,"Comment! x.x
",Sex category: What do you find erotic in the workplace?,"bruh, I've never even been to a workplace 😂😂 Reroll?"
18934,Play the confessions game with me,comment,Relationships: Which of your exes would you like to go back and sleep with?
18935,comment,Relationships: Which of your exes would you like to go back and sleep with?,None of them. Because I have never been in a relationship.
18936,Relationships: Which of your exes would you like to go back and sleep with?,None of them. Because I have never been in a relationship.,"I see, want a reroll?"
18937,None of them. Because I have never been in a relationship.,"I see, want a reroll?",Yep
18938,"I see, want a reroll?",Yep,You got sex: How many times a week do you masturbate?
18939,Yep,You got sex: How many times a week do you masturbate?,"Around once or 3 times, I only do it if I can't sleep, stressed or bored. "
18940,Play the confessions game with me,i want to play,Relationships: What are the worst sides of your partner?
18941,i want to play,Relationships: What are the worst sides of your partner?,I don't have a partner. I wish I did..... I'm very lonely.
18942,Play the confessions game with me,Roll the die!,Family: What disappoints you about your mother?
18943,Roll the die!,Family: What disappoints you about your mother?,"Her drinking and drug use. Also, she plays favorites and is not shy about it."
18944,Family: What disappoints you about your mother?,"Her drinking and drug use. Also, she plays favorites and is not shy about it.",I'm sorry to hear that :(. In what way does she show her favouritism?
18945,Play the confessions game with me,Roll.,Yes boss. You got career: What alternative careers do you think you'd be quite capable of?
18946,Roll.,Yes boss. You got career: What alternative careers do you think you'd be quite capable of?,Cockroach salesman.
18947,Yes boss. You got career: What alternative careers do you think you'd be quite capable of?,Cockroach salesman.,You must be very good at selling things if you can convince people to buy cockroaches!
18948,Cockroach salesman.,You must be very good at selling things if you can convince people to buy cockroaches!,"Everybody would buy them for pranks, food or sex toys."
18949,You must be very good at selling things if you can convince people to buy cockroaches!,"Everybody would buy them for pranks, food or sex toys.",I don't know why but this made me guffaw.
18950,Play the confessions game with me,Comment,Sex: What could be rather nice about anal sex?
18951,Comment,Sex: What could be rather nice about anal sex?,Hey feel free to roll for me again I think I enjoy this game :)
18952,Sex: What could be rather nice about anal sex?,Hey feel free to roll for me again I think I enjoy this game :),MOney: Is someone who earns very little a sexual turn on or turn off?
18953,Hey feel free to roll for me again I think I enjoy this game :),MOney: Is someone who earns very little a sexual turn on or turn off?,Turn on: I'd personally love to be a sugar daddy ;)
18954,Play the confessions game with me,Me!!,Relationships: How has your childhood made you difficult to be around?
18955,Me!!,Relationships: How has your childhood made you difficult to be around?,I have a shit ton of anxiety and am a loner. 
18956,Relationships: How has your childhood made you difficult to be around?,I have a shit ton of anxiety and am a loner. ,":( I am sorry to hear that, have a virtual hug."
18957,Play the confessions game with me,Hit me.,Money: How much money do you have?
18958,Hit me.,Money: How much money do you have?,"Checking: $3

Savings: $2000

Steam Wallet: $122.40

Don't judge me I'm just a high schooler :c"
18959,"Is it me, or is a lot of reddit just not nice or jerks?",A lot of the world is not nice though but no it isn't just you,"I noticed the older I get, the less and less I like dealing with people."
18960,A lot of the world is not nice though but no it isn't just you,"I noticed the older I get, the less and less I like dealing with people.",Work on that. The world needs your good vibes. 
18961,A lot of the world is not nice though but no it isn't just you,"I noticed the older I get, the less and less I like dealing with people.",I prefer dealing in people.
18962,"Is it me, or is a lot of reddit just not nice or jerks?",A lot of the world is not nice though but no it isn't just you,"Let's be real, though: as a whole, Reddit is a lot less nice than IRL."
18963,A lot of the world is not nice though but no it isn't just you,"Let's be real, though: as a whole, Reddit is a lot less nice than IRL.",Translation: Reddit is what most of IRL would say if they could say things anonymously. 
18964,"Is it me, or is a lot of reddit just not nice or jerks?",Not just you.  I have to carefully curate my Reddit experience.,Any subreddits you see that are particularly outspoken?
18965,Not just you.  I have to carefully curate my Reddit experience.,Any subreddits you see that are particularly outspoken?,[removed]
18966,Not just you.  I have to carefully curate my Reddit experience.,Any subreddits you see that are particularly outspoken?,Anything vaguely political is infested with reddit's trademark arrogance and smarminess.
18967,Not just you.  I have to carefully curate my Reddit experience.,Any subreddits you see that are particularly outspoken?,r/fatlogic drives me to question humanity. :-(
18968,"Is it me, or is a lot of reddit just not nice or jerks?",It's easy to be an ass hiding behind a computer. They're probably all total losers in real life.,"unlike you, for course"
18969,It's easy to be an ass hiding behind a computer. They're probably all total losers in real life.,"unlike you, for course","unlike u, fore score"
18970,"unlike you, for course","unlike u, fore score","Funny story, someone said the Gettysburg address at someones wedding instead of a nice poem."
18971,"Is it me, or is a lot of reddit just not nice or jerks?","If you try browsing imageboards, you won't take reddit seriously anymore.",What's that?
18972,"If you try browsing imageboards, you won't take reddit seriously anymore.",What's that?,Probably means boards that mainly focus on images being posted. A la /r/pics
18973,What's that?,Probably means boards that mainly focus on images being posted. A la /r/pics,"That sub sucks. ""Upvote my tragic story!!!"""
18974,"Is it me, or is a lot of reddit just not nice or jerks?",Most arguments happen because people want the last word in things.,nice username had to log on my alt for this have an upbroat
18975,Most arguments happen because people want the last word in things.,nice username had to log on my alt for this have an upbroat,Hahaha wtf
18976,nice username had to log on my alt for this have an upbroat,Hahaha wtf,[removed]
18977,"Is it me, or is a lot of reddit just not nice or jerks?",I try not to be an asshole. I hope that makes you feel better.,The effort always helps!
18978,I try not to be an asshole. I hope that makes you feel better.,The effort always helps!,"Oh, you're smashing x."
18979,I just had my first cheesecake!,"YOU



YOU




LIAR!!!!!","I'm sorry D:

Here, let me feed you some hazelnut chocolate cheesecake to make up for my lies."
18980,"YOU



YOU




LIAR!!!!!","I'm sorry D:

Here, let me feed you some hazelnut chocolate cheesecake to make up for my lies.",":')




You are forgiven"
18981,I just had my first cheesecake!,I'm sick and shouldn't be consuming sweets but darnit I want me some internet cheesecake!,*emails cheesecake*
18982,I'm sick and shouldn't be consuming sweets but darnit I want me some internet cheesecake!,*emails cheesecake*,"Oh wait. I'm lactose intolerant...

OH WELL
Thank you! 💖💖"
18983,What games are you currently looking forward to?,Whatever From Software and Hideo Kojima are brewing up.,I've never actually played Borderlands. It looks similar to Fallout though?
18984,Whatever From Software and Hideo Kojima are brewing up.,I've never actually played Borderlands. It looks similar to Fallout though?,It's like Destiny. Heavy focus on PvE and loot. 
18985,I've never actually played Borderlands. It looks similar to Fallout though?,It's like Destiny. Heavy focus on PvE and loot. ,I'll have to give it a look then!
18986,What games are you currently looking forward to?,"Nothing, i only play call of duty.",Ew
18987,"Nothing, i only play call of duty.",Ew,Well you know what they say.. opinions are like arseholes.
18988,What games are you currently looking forward to?,Your in luck. Bungo said they are putting WAYY more story into d2. What do you play on?,"I hope so, D1's story felt lackluster despite what I thought was solid smooth gameplay"
18989,Your in luck. Bungo said they are putting WAYY more story into d2. What do you play on?,"I hope so, D1's story felt lackluster despite what I thought was solid smooth gameplay",Well you'll have two months to watch reviews then. 
18990,"CC folks, why are you still not in bed or asleep?",2 more hours of work,Do you work overnights?
18991,2 more hours of work,Do you work overnights?,Yeah and it's terrible
18992,Do you work overnights?,Yeah and it's terrible,What kind of work though? 
18993,Yeah and it's terrible,What kind of work though? ,I work in the emergency room as an aid until I can find something better
18994,"CC folks, why are you still not in bed or asleep?",Redditing and listening to music. No work tomorrow so why not,YASSSS. What u listening to?
18995,Redditing and listening to music. No work tomorrow so why not,YASSSS. What u listening to?,Right now it's Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
18996,"CC folks, why are you still not in bed or asleep?",same same. Whoever is bored can talk to me :),"I am. I'm at starbucks doing nothing, leeching off their wifi and positive atmosphere."
18997,same same. Whoever is bored can talk to me :),"I am. I'm at starbucks doing nothing, leeching off their wifi and positive atmosphere.",nice
18998,Let's hear about your romance fantasies.,My girlfriend says 'lets have a threeway',Has it been long? The duration of your relationship i mean.
18999,My girlfriend says 'lets have a threeway',Has it been long? The duration of your relationship i mean.,Oh yeah. Years
19000,Has it been long? The duration of your relationship i mean.,Oh yeah. Years,Have you given it a genuine thought yet?
19001,Oh yeah. Years,Have you given it a genuine thought yet?,That horse is currently in protective custody
19002,Have you given it a genuine thought yet?,That horse is currently in protective custody,I wonder which of you is going to be in the front. I am assuming it's a male horse.
19003,That horse is currently in protective custody,I wonder which of you is going to be in the front. I am assuming it's a male horse.,I like the way you think
19004,I wonder which of you is going to be in the front. I am assuming it's a male horse.,I like the way you think,"Wait, did you mean something else? Shit, I am sorry."
19005,I'm a millennial who still uses bar soap AMA,WTF... people don't use bar soap anymore? I'm getting old...,"No, tons of people still use bar soap. Op is just being dramatic."
19006,WTF... people don't use bar soap anymore? I'm getting old...,"No, tons of people still use bar soap. Op is just being dramatic.",Typical dramatic millennial 
19007,I'm a millennial who still uses bar soap AMA,Wow I'm also a millennial that uses bar soap... unite ,👊
19008,Wow I'm also a millennial that uses bar soap... unite ,👊,I'm a gen zer who still uses bar soap
19009,I'm a millennial who still uses bar soap AMA,Wow I'm also a millennial that uses bar soap... unite ,Same here. We're a rare breed. 
19010,Wow I'm also a millennial that uses bar soap... unite ,Same here. We're a rare breed. ,I'm a millennial that recently switched to using bars of soap
19011,Same here. We're a rare breed. ,I'm a millennial that recently switched to using bars of soap,These Millennials will be the death of us!
19012,I'm a millennial that recently switched to using bars of soap,These Millennials will be the death of us!,good bot
19013,Same here. We're a rare breed. ,I'm a millennial that recently switched to using bars of soap,Are millenials killing the body wash industry?
19014,I'm a millennial that recently switched to using bars of soap,Are millenials killing the body wash industry?,"Bwahahha die industries, die!"
19015,I'm a millennial who still uses bar soap AMA,Wow I'm also a millennial that uses bar soap... unite ,I mean honestly I don't feel clean after using a lufa. Irish Spring for life!
19016,Wow I'm also a millennial that uses bar soap... unite ,I mean honestly I don't feel clean after using a lufa. Irish Spring for life!,You're not fully clean until you're Zestfully Clean™!
19017,I'm a millennial who still uses bar soap AMA,Wow I'm also a millennial that uses bar soap... unite ,Represent. Cheap green Irish Spring from Costco for the win! 
19018,Wow I'm also a millennial that uses bar soap... unite ,Represent. Cheap green Irish Spring from Costco for the win! ,Ditto!!
19019,I'm a millennial who still uses bar soap AMA,Wow I'm also a millennial that uses bar soap... unite ,I do too! Ivory or Irish Spring most of the time cuz they;re the cheapest!
19020,Wow I'm also a millennial that uses bar soap... unite ,I do too! Ivory or Irish Spring most of the time cuz they;re the cheapest!,Irish Spring to me is the smell of someone in jail who has a little money on the books.
19021,I'm a millennial who still uses bar soap AMA,doesn't it have pubes on it?,I try to give it a good de-pubing when I'm done
19022,doesn't it have pubes on it?,I try to give it a good de-pubing when I'm done,thats all that matters
19023,I'm a millennial who still uses bar soap AMA,I'm 15 and I use bar soap. In fact everyone in my house does.,It's good to see young people carrying on this noble tradition
19024,I'm 15 and I use bar soap. In fact everyone in my house does.,It's good to see young people carrying on this noble tradition,How else do you scrub yourself clean?
19025,It's good to see young people carrying on this noble tradition,How else do you scrub yourself clean?,"Steel wool and lemon juice, for me."
19026,How else do you scrub yourself clean?,"Steel wool and lemon juice, for me.",Don't forget to exfoliate with the sugar.
19027,"Steel wool and lemon juice, for me.",Don't forget to exfoliate with the sugar.,Are you washing or make lemonade?
19028,Don't forget to exfoliate with the sugar.,Are you washing or make lemonade?,When life makes you a lemon...
19029,Are you washing or make lemonade?,When life makes you a lemon...,scrub your genitals
19030,When life makes you a lemon...,scrub your genitals,Scrub yourself from the genepool
19031,I'm a millennial who still uses bar soap AMA,I'm 15 and I use bar soap. In fact everyone in my house does.,Hopefully not the same one.
19032,I'm 15 and I use bar soap. In fact everyone in my house does.,Hopefully not the same one.,Ummm...why? Is that bad?
19033,Hopefully not the same one.,Ummm...why? Is that bad?,"Think about what they washed last and what you washed first.

It's unhygienic to share soap."
19034,Ummm...why? Is that bad?,"Think about what they washed last and what you washed first.

It's unhygienic to share soap.",I guess I've been wearing my dad's crotch on my arms my whole life.
19035,I'm a millennial who still uses bar soap AMA,"wait if people don't use soap bars, then what do they usually use ",Liquid soap
19036,"wait if people don't use soap bars, then what do they usually use ",Liquid soap,Why though... that can't possibly be cheaper can it?  
19037,Liquid soap,Why though... that can't possibly be cheaper can it?  ,It isn't. 
19038,Liquid soap,Why though... that can't possibly be cheaper can it?  ,I can't remember seeing a bar of soap in a supermarket for a decade. Unless you count dove
19039,I'm a millennial who still uses bar soap AMA,Plebs. I bathe in my enemies blood,But what kind of soap do you use?
19040,Plebs. I bathe in my enemies blood,But what kind of soap do you use?,The one that his enemies use
19041,But what kind of soap do you use?,The one that his enemies use,Used*
19042,The one that his enemies use,Used*,Fak u
19043,Used*,Fak u,u kaF
19044,But what kind of soap do you use?,The one that his enemies use,Irish Spring?
19045,Plebs. I bathe in my enemies blood,But what kind of soap do you use?,Rendered enemy fat.
19046,I go to the army in 8 hours.,"Go show sergeant Dan what you got.

","*Lieutenant* Dan, thank you very much."
19047,"Go show sergeant Dan what you got.

","*Lieutenant* Dan, thank you very much.","No, thank you very much. "
19048,I go to the army in 8 hours.,"Good luck and Godspeed, soldier. You'll be fine. You are a great American. ","Thankyou for your words. I'm not American, I'll be joining the British army. I'm an Englishman "
19049,"Good luck and Godspeed, soldier. You'll be fine. You are a great American. ","Thankyou for your words. I'm not American, I'll be joining the British army. I'm an Englishman ",You're a great Englishman!
19050,"Good luck and Godspeed, soldier. You'll be fine. You are a great American. ","Thankyou for your words. I'm not American, I'll be joining the British army. I'm an Englishman ",Still a great American
19051,"Thankyou for your words. I'm not American, I'll be joining the British army. I'm an Englishman ",Still a great American,I'm not American mate. I suppose our countries are allies; if that's what you mean. 
19052,I go to the army in 8 hours.,"Army boot camp is a joke. You'll be fine. 

",Find the Marine.
19053,"Army boot camp is a joke. You'll be fine. 

",Find the Marine.,Oorah! Kill!!!
19054,"Army boot camp is a joke. You'll be fine. 

",Find the Marine.,"To be fair, it is kinda a joke...

(Got back from bootcamp 3 days ago)"
19055,Find the Marine.,"To be fair, it is kinda a joke...

(Got back from bootcamp 3 days ago)",It's become a joke in recent years
19056,I go to the army in 8 hours.,"same, joined the army today... good luck to you, man.",Mos?
19057,"same, joined the army today... good luck to you, man.",Mos?,what is mos? 
19058,Share a song that you have been playing a lot lately,Nancy Sinatra - These boots are made for walkin' ,this song rips. 
19059,Nancy Sinatra - These boots are made for walkin' ,this song rips. ,I know right? It's so damn catchy 
19060,this song rips. ,I know right? It's so damn catchy ,Exactly... the bassline is killer. 
19061,I know right? It's so damn catchy ,Exactly... the bassline is killer. ,"*These boots were made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do*"
19062,Did anyone ever have a communist phase?,"Not me.  I grew up despising all authoritarian philosophies, and have stayed that way.","Not all commies are tankies, fren."
19063,"Not me.  I grew up despising all authoritarian philosophies, and have stayed that way.","Not all commies are tankies, fren.",but communism is inherently authoritarian 
19064,In three words (or less) describe your favorite bands/artists.,Linkin Park sad,Their earlier music was a lot more confrontational than sad more times than not.
19065,Linkin Park sad,Their earlier music was a lot more confrontational than sad more times than not.,"No, it's me that's sad. I didn't mean their music. "
19066,In three words (or less) describe your favorite bands/artists.,"OneRepublic: a move ahead

X Ambassadors: feminist; huge activists

The Score: motivation is key",Are they really feminists? I didn't know that.
19067,"OneRepublic: a move ahead

X Ambassadors: feminist; huge activists

The Score: motivation is key",Are they really feminists? I didn't know that.,Yea i think they mentioned it in a few interviews and their Instagram page
19068,In three words (or less) describe your favorite bands/artists.,Cheerful sad songs,Who is it?
19069,Cheerful sad songs,Who is it?,The Mountain Goats
19070,Who is it?,The Mountain Goats,Love Love Love makes me really happy and calm and also unsettled (:
19071,In three words (or less) describe your favorite bands/artists.,"Weird, sexy, hard",Who is it?
19072,"Weird, sexy, hard",Who is it?,Queens of the Stone Age
19073,In three words (or less) describe your favorite bands/artists.,Peter Pan Syndrome,Michael Jackson?
19074,Peter Pan Syndrome,Michael Jackson?,Yep
19075,In three words (or less) describe your favorite bands/artists.,"Slow, accoustic, uplifting ",Who is it?
19076,"Slow, accoustic, uplifting ",Who is it?,Early Rise
19077,In three words (or less) describe your favorite bands/artists.,He is bi-racial.,Logic?
19078,He is bi-racial.,Logic?,Yea
19079,I am disastrously hungover. What did you do last night?,"Ate taco Bell a.d hated myself , proper weekend night","Sounds very depressing, what's up?"
19080,"Ate taco Bell a.d hated myself , proper weekend night","Sounds very depressing, what's up?",Nail on the head. Extremely depressed 
19081,"Sounds very depressing, what's up?",Nail on the head. Extremely depressed ,Want to talk about it?
19082,I am disastrously hungover. What did you do last night?,Oh my god same. I drink a lot of whiskey. I don't know how much. I feel terrible. ,Whiskey was my poison last night too. Today is grim.
19083,Oh my god same. I drink a lot of whiskey. I don't know how much. I feel terrible. ,Whiskey was my poison last night too. Today is grim.,Indeed it is. We'll make it through 
19084,Whiskey was my poison last night too. Today is grim.,Indeed it is. We'll make it through ,No guarantees 
19085,Indeed it is. We'll make it through ,No guarantees ,"Well, did you live?"
19086,No guarantees ,"Well, did you live?","Ended up going to play pool and got some pizza which cured me.

How did you struggle through?"
19087,"Well, did you live?","Ended up going to play pool and got some pizza which cured me.

How did you struggle through?",I said in bed all day and alternated between naps and dominoes 
19088,"Ended up going to play pool and got some pizza which cured me.

How did you struggle through?",I said in bed all day and alternated between naps and dominoes ,Pizza and naps cure all. Where abouts are you from?
19089,I said in bed all day and alternated between naps and dominoes ,Pizza and naps cure all. Where abouts are you from?,Live in Georgia and working in Massachusetts at the moment
19090,PM challenge. We have to PM at least twice a day for two weeks.,Is giving you one word answers okay?,No. Don't be boring.
19091,Is giving you one word answers okay?,No. Don't be boring.,Ok. Cool 
19092,"Hey guys I'm 17, what's something I should know?",all the biggie parts of mo money mo problems.,No no.. it's Juicy you need to know by heart.. 
19093,all the biggie parts of mo money mo problems.,No no.. it's Juicy you need to know by heart.. ,can we compromise and all learn party and bullshit?
19094,No no.. it's Juicy you need to know by heart.. ,can we compromise and all learn party and bullshit?,"Yo chill, man, chill!"
19095,Are you excited all for the winter?,"I'm looking forward to the fall, but not the winter! It rains too much here in the winter. ",At least it doesn't snow!
19096,"I'm looking forward to the fall, but not the winter! It rains too much here in the winter. ",At least it doesn't snow!,"Oh, it snows too! I don't like the snow either. "
19097,What unusual things do you find attractive in a person?,I don't know if it's unusual but i really like guys with big neat hands.,"I can relate to that , nice big hands are a big thing for me too "
19098,I don't know if it's unusual but i really like guys with big neat hands.,"I can relate to that , nice big hands are a big thing for me too ",Yay big hands team haha
19099,What unusual things do you find attractive in a person?,I don't know if it's unusual but i really like guys with big neat hands.,what are neat hands?
19100,I don't know if it's unusual but i really like guys with big neat hands.,what are neat hands?,"Clean, soft, nails cut..."
19101,what are neat hands?,"Clean, soft, nails cut...",oh that makes a lot more sense than what I was guessing
19102,"Clean, soft, nails cut...",oh that makes a lot more sense than what I was guessing,Hahaha okay
19103,What unusual things do you find attractive in a person?,I don't know if it's unusual but i really like guys with big neat hands.,"Me too.
I started looking at men's hands after sawing Michelangelo's David, such perfect hands."
19104,I don't know if it's unusual but i really like guys with big neat hands.,"Me too.
I started looking at men's hands after sawing Michelangelo's David, such perfect hands.",Oh nice !
19105,What unusual things do you find attractive in a person?,Feet...yea I have a foot fetish.,Oh
19106,Feet...yea I have a foot fetish.,Oh,"I know, weird, right?"
19107,What unusual things do you find attractive in a person?,Brows,What kinda brows
19108,Brows,What kinda brows,Groomed 
19109,What unusual things do you find attractive in a person?,Tattoos. I love tattoos.,I love guys with tattoos 
19110,Tattoos. I love tattoos.,I love guys with tattoos ,Right? It's crazy how much tattoos add for me.
19111,It's Saturday y'all,What kind of whisky? I'm drinking a Breckinridge Bourbon right now.,I'm not sure haha it's whatever they put in my old fashioned 
19112,What kind of whisky? I'm drinking a Breckinridge Bourbon right now.,I'm not sure haha it's whatever they put in my old fashioned ,"So, you gonna flirt with the waitress? "
19113,I'm not sure haha it's whatever they put in my old fashioned ,"So, you gonna flirt with the waitress? ",No because I'm also a female and I have a. Oyfirend and he's hot as fuck 
19114,"So, you gonna flirt with the waitress? ",No because I'm also a female and I have a. Oyfirend and he's hot as fuck ,"It's ok, no judgement here 😉... lol "
19115,It's Saturday y'all,do you tequila?,Never tried it! Well I've had margaritas but ya know
19116,do you tequila?,Never tried it! Well I've had margaritas but ya know,it'll change your life
19117,Never tried it! Well I've had margaritas but ya know,it'll change your life,Is that a god thing?
19118,it'll change your life,Is that a god thing?,good or bad. tequila always fucks me up 
19119,Is that a god thing?,good or bad. tequila always fucks me up ,Resell fucked yo is the goal!
19120,It's Saturday y'all,Getting tipsy tonight and listening to music. Will be a good Saturday tonight,What you drinking?
19121,Getting tipsy tonight and listening to music. Will be a good Saturday tonight,What you drinking?,Tequila. It's gross tbh
19122,What you drinking?,Tequila. It's gross tbh,I got whiskey 👍🏻
19123,What you drinking?,Tequila. It's gross tbh,I'm on my third ✌🏻
19124,Tequila. It's gross tbh,I'm on my third ✌🏻,Fun! 
19125,I'm on my third ✌🏻,Fun! ,Got a 4th coming 
19126,Fun! ,Got a 4th coming ,I had like the equivalent of three shots I think
19127,Got a 4th coming ,I had like the equivalent of three shots I think,I ha d a lot
19128,It's Saturday y'all,I gotchu bud.  How's it hangin? ,I'm so dam drunk yo 
19129,I gotchu bud.  How's it hangin? ,I'm so dam drunk yo ,What time is it where you are? 
19130,I'm so dam drunk yo ,What time is it where you are? ,Right now it's 8:20am
19131,What time is it where you are? ,Right now it's 8:20am,Oh we in the same time zone.  
19132,I'm gonna take a shower with my shirt on,How'd it go?? ,I liked it
19133,How'd it go?? ,I liked it,"Don't lie to us, no one can possibly enjoy doing something like that."
19134,I liked it,"Don't lie to us, no one can possibly enjoy doing something like that.","I have low standards and I am easily satisfied.

Don't knock it till you try it"
19135,"Don't lie to us, no one can possibly enjoy doing something like that.","I have low standards and I am easily satisfied.

Don't knock it till you try it",r/2real4me
19136,I'm gonna take a shower with my shirt on,Is this even legal?!?!?!,fuck tha police
19137,Is this even legal?!?!?!,fuck tha police,You fucking deviant. 
19138,"Men, what are your favorite articles of clothing?",Trousers with as many pockets as possible. the ones im waering now have six pockets.,Any reasons or just because?
19139,Trousers with as many pockets as possible. the ones im waering now have six pockets.,Any reasons or just because?,Means you don't have to carry a bag around ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
19140,What is a controversial opinion you hold on the games you've played in the past?,Call of Duty 4 multiplayer is one of the worst I have played,Have you only played the remaster or did you actually play it back in 2007 when it was new?
19141,Call of Duty 4 multiplayer is one of the worst I have played,Have you only played the remaster or did you actually play it back in 2007 when it was new?,"Haven't played the remaster, only the original "
19142,"Men and Women, what is your opinion on beards (on a guy)",I have a goatee and it makes me look older. I am 18 years old,Goatees look really yum on some guys
19143,I have a goatee and it makes me look older. I am 18 years old,Goatees look really yum on some guys,To you it does
19144,I just had my first kiss today!!,Bet you got a stiffy,Is it even worth debating? I think we all know the answer to that one...
19145,Bet you got a stiffy,Is it even worth debating? I think we all know the answer to that one...,which is? 
19146,Is it even worth debating? I think we all know the answer to that one...,which is? ,Splooge everywhere. 
19147,I just had my first kiss today!!,OI! SIMONS GOT A BONER ,BONERRRR
19148,OI! SIMONS GOT A BONER ,BONERRRR,Sick-boy boner 
19149,I just had my first kiss today!!,OI! SIMONS GOT A BONER ,Reddit friends!
19150,OI! SIMONS GOT A BONER ,Reddit friends!,"THEY'RE 

NOT 

MY

 FUCKING

 FRIENDS"
19151,Reddit friends!,"THEY'RE 

NOT 

MY

 FUCKING

 FRIENDS",OOH FRIEND 
19152,Reddit friends!,"THEY'RE 

NOT 

MY

 FUCKING

 FRIENDS",I laughed way to hard 
19153,I just had my first kiss today!!,What was his name?,They said girlfriend in the post actually!
19154,What was his name?,They said girlfriend in the post actually!,"&gt; 2017

&gt; Reading posts

Pick one"
19155,I just had my first kiss today!!,I'm 19 and never been kissed. I feel awful.,Don't feel awful. Feel excited about the opportunity you have before you!
19156,I'm 19 and never been kissed. I feel awful.,Don't feel awful. Feel excited about the opportunity you have before you!,Thanks.
19157,How are you?,I'm ok just watching some better call Saul and debating if I want to grab another beer. ,"I have only seen the first season, has the second season ended yet? "
19158,I'm ok just watching some better call Saul and debating if I want to grab another beer. ,"I have only seen the first season, has the second season ended yet? ",Yes I think there on season 3 now. I'm currently on s2e8
19159,"I have only seen the first season, has the second season ended yet? ",Yes I think there on season 3 now. I'm currently on s2e8,"Ok, i love the part in the alley when Saul and his buddy pull the rolex trick hahah"
19160,Yes I think there on season 3 now. I'm currently on s2e8,"Ok, i love the part in the alley when Saul and his buddy pull the rolex trick hahah",Lol ya thats one of my favourite parts as well. 
19161,How are you?,Pretty good. Nice of you to ask. =],Glad to hear that :) 
19162,Pretty good. Nice of you to ask. =],Glad to hear that :) ,Thanks so much 
19163,Glad to hear that :) ,Thanks so much ,Whats new in your life?
19164,Thanks so much ,Whats new in your life?,"Not too much, recently moved so I'm adjusting to the new places."
19165,Whats new in your life?,"Not too much, recently moved so I'm adjusting to the new places.",Hey me too! Ayyy to new places!
19166,How are you?,"I am okay tonight, pretty hot but cant avoid that. How is your friday treating you?",Im really hot too! This summer is not playing!
19167,"I am okay tonight, pretty hot but cant avoid that. How is your friday treating you?",Im really hot too! This summer is not playing!,Ya the week has been agonizing but thankfully after this weekend it should cool off a bit :)
19168,It's midnight where I am. Anyone wanna talk about anything?,"Oh my. It's like 12.27pm here.

",Where are you? 
19169,"Oh my. It's like 12.27pm here.

",Where are you? ,"Southeast asia! 

Have you done anything fun recently?"
19170,It's midnight where I am. Anyone wanna talk about anything?,What are your thoughts on jet fuel having the ability to melt steel beams?,Jet fuel can't melt steal beams. 
19171,What are your thoughts on jet fuel having the ability to melt steel beams?,Jet fuel can't melt steal beams. ,You know nothing Jon Snow
19172,It's midnight where I am. Anyone wanna talk about anything?,They will based on what I learnt on Reddit,So who on Reddit ya gonna believe?  This internet stranger or some other dude.  
19173,They will based on what I learnt on Reddit,So who on Reddit ya gonna believe?  This internet stranger or some other dude.  ,"The Reddit alien, he's my true friend, and he says that jet fuel CAN melt steel beams."
19174,So who on Reddit ya gonna believe?  This internet stranger or some other dude.  ,"The Reddit alien, he's my true friend, and he says that jet fuel CAN melt steel beams.",Am I not your true friend? 
19175,"The Reddit alien, he's my true friend, and he says that jet fuel CAN melt steel beams.",Am I not your true friend? ,A man has no friends
19176,Am I not your true friend? ,A man has no friends,Well that's unfortunate.  
19177,A man has no friends,Well that's unfortunate.  ,A man doesn't need fortune.
19178,Well that's unfortunate.  ,A man doesn't need fortune.,You're a buzzkill dude.  
19179,A man doesn't need fortune.,You're a buzzkill dude.  ,Why do you say that?
19180,At what age did you go on your first date?,Let's just say I haven't yet.,"Just gotta wait for the right person. 

*whistles*

(Jokes) "
19181,Let's just say I haven't yet.,"Just gotta wait for the right person. 

*whistles*

(Jokes) ",That true but it been a while so far.
19182,Let's just say I haven't yet.,"Just gotta wait for the right person. 

*whistles*

(Jokes) ","""Just gotta wait for the right person.""

Is this like the biggest running gag in society? "
19183,At what age did you go on your first date?,Let's just say I haven't yet.,Dont worry!
19184,Let's just say I haven't yet.,Dont worry!,Thank you.
19185,At what age did you go on your first date?,Don't think I've been on one yet.,You'll get there
19186,Don't think I've been on one yet.,You'll get there,"Haha, I wasn't complaining. I'm pretty content with myself! Thanks for the heads up though. =)"
19187,What hobby would you get into if time and money weren’t an issue?,"Tabletop wargaming. 

ALL THE ARMIES",I think Fighting games you like most. What is your best fighting games?
19188,"Tabletop wargaming. 

ALL THE ARMIES",I think Fighting games you like most. What is your best fighting games?,Eh? Fighting games?
19189,I think Fighting games you like most. What is your best fighting games?,Eh? Fighting games?,You don't like fighting games?
19190,Eh? Fighting games?,You don't like fighting games?,Ain't mad about them
19191,You don't like fighting games?,Ain't mad about them,Ok...What types of games you like most?
19192,What hobby would you get into if time and money weren’t an issue?,Woodworking ,Your hobbies are excellent. What types of photography do you like?
19193,Woodworking ,Your hobbies are excellent. What types of photography do you like?,"Mostly Architecture, Vistas, Family + Friends"
19194,Your hobbies are excellent. What types of photography do you like?,"Mostly Architecture, Vistas, Family + Friends",Are you a Architect?
19195,"Mostly Architecture, Vistas, Family + Friends",Are you a Architect?,"IT guy. I wanted to be an Architect, but got sidetracked "
19196,Are you a Architect?,"IT guy. I wanted to be an Architect, but got sidetracked ","Be patient, Do accordingly. Your want must be fulfilled."
19197,What hobby would you get into if time and money weren’t an issue?,"Speargun fishing. 
Coast cavern exploring. ",Fishing is an interesting hobby. I have also this hobby. But travelling is great. 
19198,"Speargun fishing. 
Coast cavern exploring. ",Fishing is an interesting hobby. I have also this hobby. But travelling is great. ,What's your favourite place that you've been to? And where would you most want to go?
19199,Fishing is an interesting hobby. I have also this hobby. But travelling is great. ,What's your favourite place that you've been to? And where would you most want to go?,I like to visit Disney Them parks...It attract me so much. 
19200,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",My weekend plans are work. Even on my last week here im still the weekend fall guy.,switching to a new job?
19201,My weekend plans are work. Even on my last week here im still the weekend fall guy.,switching to a new job?,Yes I am. 
19202,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",I think I need help,What do you need help with?
19203,I think I need help,What do you need help with?,My girl and I broke up now I'm sad cuz she's at college partying as a single lady 
19204,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",Just turned 22 today. Went to the beach and ordered pizza for dinner. Overall a good day.,Hbd
19205,Just turned 22 today. Went to the beach and ordered pizza for dinner. Overall a good day.,Hbd,Thank you 
19206,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",just started watching GOT because someone I'm texting asked me to mmhmhm,How much do you plan to watch this weekend?
19207,just started watching GOT because someone I'm texting asked me to mmhmhm,How much do you plan to watch this weekend?,I'm at episode 6 now :)
19208,My friends and I have wildly different taste in men,What does the guy look like?,He's hot
19209,What does the guy look like?,He's hot,And did all your friends think otherwise?
19210,My friends and I have wildly different taste in men,You're in for a world of hurt if you go for looks.,What does this mean
19211,You're in for a world of hurt if you go for looks.,What does this mean,It means beauty is skin deep.
19212,My friends and I have wildly different taste in men,Are you from NY?,Why?
19213,Are you from NY?,Why?,"Was just guessing cause of the ""deadass"""
19214,My friends and I have wildly different taste in men,"&gt;deadass

Brooklyn?",I swear if it's the Brooklyn I know I might literally die laughing.  
19215,"&gt;deadass

Brooklyn?",I swear if it's the Brooklyn I know I might literally die laughing.  ,"The Brooklyn I know is in New York.
Where's the Brooklyn you know at?"
19216,I swear if it's the Brooklyn I know I might literally die laughing.  ,"The Brooklyn I know is in New York.
Where's the Brooklyn you know at?",Virginia.  I seriously doubt she has Reddit though.  
19217,"The Brooklyn I know is in New York.
Where's the Brooklyn you know at?",Virginia.  I seriously doubt she has Reddit though.  ,The Brooklyn I know has had 2.637 million people inside it as of 2015. Including me. 
19218,Virginia.  I seriously doubt she has Reddit though.  ,The Brooklyn I know has had 2.637 million people inside it as of 2015. Including me. ,That's where I thought you were goin with that.  
19219,My friends and I have wildly different taste in men,You sound like you from New york ,I got that from someone else too.  How?
19220,You sound like you from New york ,I got that from someone else too.  How?,Because it sounds like a bunch of c words being shallow af
19221,I got that from someone else too.  How?,Because it sounds like a bunch of c words being shallow af,Well one of them is from New York 😂
19222,What song do you play most often?,"Blackbird by the Beatles. 

","Beatles is a ever green musical groups. I'm 24 I like Linkin Park a lot

"
19223,"Blackbird by the Beatles. 

","Beatles is a ever green musical groups. I'm 24 I like Linkin Park a lot

","I LOVE linkin park. 

"
19224,"Beatles is a ever green musical groups. I'm 24 I like Linkin Park a lot

","I LOVE linkin park. 

",The Linkin Park vocalist suicide give me hurt and much pain.
19225,What song do you play most often?,"Apparently, the theme to the Good, the Bad and the Ugly.",I don't understand mate. What about you talk?
19226,"Apparently, the theme to the Good, the Bad and the Ugly.",I don't understand mate. What about you talk?,"According to my music app, my most listened song is that movie theme."
19227,I don't understand mate. What about you talk?,"According to my music app, my most listened song is that movie theme.","Thanks mate. Now I got it.
"
19228,"According to my music app, my most listened song is that movie theme.","Thanks mate. Now I got it.
",🖒
19229,Anyone want to just talk about life?,Me! :D,"how's life going?
"
19230,Me! :D,"how's life going?
","Better than its ever been to me, you?"
19231,"how's life going?
","Better than its ever been to me, you?","Friend moved away for college pretty bummed out 
"
19232,"Better than its ever been to me, you?","Friend moved away for college pretty bummed out 
","Oh I'm sorry, I don't like losing friends. Usually because I don't have that many either."
19233,"Friend moved away for college pretty bummed out 
","Oh I'm sorry, I don't like losing friends. Usually because I don't have that many either.",dang :(
19234,Anyone want to just talk about life?,"I've been stuck on the toilet, ready to throw up for the past hour. What you up to man",Oh dang feel better:( drunk form the night before?
19235,"I've been stuck on the toilet, ready to throw up for the past hour. What you up to man",Oh dang feel better:( drunk form the night before?,"nah
i think i ate something funky so i'm facing the consequences my dude"
19236,Oh dang feel better:( drunk form the night before?,"nah
i think i ate something funky so i'm facing the consequences my dude",good way to lose weight i guess hah 
19237,"Anyone have any neat/""nerdy"" collections?","I collect game consoles. 
I pray to them, the old and the new.",What's the rarest console you own?
19238,"I collect game consoles. 
I pray to them, the old and the new.",What's the rarest console you own?,"Something called a videobrain. Which isn't great...
The only reason I got it is its pretty rare."
19239,What's the rarest console you own?,"Something called a videobrain. Which isn't great...
The only reason I got it is its pretty rare.",Do you own a Vectrex? I saw it on Classic Game Room and it looked pretty good.
19240,"Something called a videobrain. Which isn't great...
The only reason I got it is its pretty rare.",Do you own a Vectrex? I saw it on Classic Game Room and it looked pretty good.,"Yeah, that ones not too expensive. I first saw it on Ashens YouTube channel."
19241,I no longer know how to spend my free time without a computer,Sometimes I go run in circles outside. ,Sometimes I swim back and fourth in a pool
19242,Sometimes I go run in circles outside. ,Sometimes I swim back and fourth in a pool,Sometimes I eat food
19243,Sometimes I go run in circles outside. ,Sometimes I swim back and fourth in a pool,Have you tried free style swimming? Or setting yourself challenges? Or try diving?
19244,Sometimes I swim back and fourth in a pool,Have you tried free style swimming? Or setting yourself challenges? Or try diving?,Mostly freestyle/front crawl for an hour to stay fit.
19245,Sometimes I go run in circles outside. ,Sometimes I swim back and fourth in a pool,"Sometimes I fart around on a bike.

Together we could make a triathlon relay."
19246,Sometimes I swim back and fourth in a pool,"Sometimes I fart around on a bike.

Together we could make a triathlon relay.",We need a runner! :D
19247,"Sometimes I fart around on a bike.

Together we could make a triathlon relay.",We need a runner! :D,Isn't that /u/Tril0bite?
19248,What is the saddest thing anyone has said to you?,"""Please save my baby""",What was the context of that one?
19249,"""Please save my baby""",What was the context of that one?,"Used to work EMS, baby died of SIDS"
19250,What was the context of that one?,"Used to work EMS, baby died of SIDS",Christ that's such a sad story. I'm sorry. 
19251,What is the saddest thing anyone has said to you?,"""Please save my baby""","That's...F it, time to cry"
19252,"""Please save my baby""","That's...F it, time to cry","Don't, it doesn't bring them back, I've tried"
19253,What is the saddest thing anyone has said to you?,"""Would you be my best friend?""  

-Dude that I see from time to time at a bar.",I'll buy you gold if you'll be my best friend.
19254,"""Would you be my best friend?""  

-Dude that I see from time to time at a bar.",I'll buy you gold if you'll be my best friend.,Now you're talking!  The guy should've sweetened the pot.
19255,What childish thing do you still enjoy?,"Singing/humming as I eat, then licking my plate afterwards!","After complete of eating, licking plate also mine favourite."
19256,"Singing/humming as I eat, then licking my plate afterwards!","After complete of eating, licking plate also mine favourite.",It is such an awesome feeling!!
19257,"After complete of eating, licking plate also mine favourite.",It is such an awesome feeling!!,"But in A party You Can't do this, because some people take it in another sense."
19258,It is such an awesome feeling!!,"But in A party You Can't do this, because some people take it in another sense.","Sad, but true"
19259,"But in A party You Can't do this, because some people take it in another sense.","Sad, but true","For maintaining formalities, some times we hide ourselves, we can't do what is we like."
19260,"Sad, but true","For maintaining formalities, some times we hide ourselves, we can't do what is we like.","For this reason, I do not enjoy eating in fancy restaurants "
19261,"For maintaining formalities, some times we hide ourselves, we can't do what is we like.","For this reason, I do not enjoy eating in fancy restaurants ",Home is the best place for licking plate....he he he
19262,What childish thing do you still enjoy?,Disney and DreamWorks movies even though I'm 18.,Disney and Dreamworks movies are great. Do you watch Moana and Frozen?
19263,Disney and DreamWorks movies even though I'm 18.,Disney and Dreamworks movies are great. Do you watch Moana and Frozen?,No I don't like them.
19264,Disney and Dreamworks movies are great. Do you watch Moana and Frozen?,No I don't like them.,What's your favourite movie of Disney Studio?
19265,No I don't like them.,What's your favourite movie of Disney Studio?,"Zootopia, Lion King, Lilo And Stitch, Ratatouille, and Bolt."
19266,What's your favourite movie of Disney Studio?,"Zootopia, Lion King, Lilo And Stitch, Ratatouille, and Bolt.",these movies are really good...specially Zootopia is my favourite.
19267,Its the end of the month. Was it a good month? Whats the biggest / most memorable thing that happened?,"Yes, got married on the 26th :D",Congratulations!!
19268,"Yes, got married on the 26th :D",Congratulations!!,Thanks! 
19269,Its the end of the month. Was it a good month? Whats the biggest / most memorable thing that happened?,"Yes, got married on the 26th :D",Congrats !
19270,"Yes, got married on the 26th :D",Congrats !,Thanks!
19271,Congrats !,Thanks!,"Wow, you're so nice that you thanked me four times lol"
19272,Thanks!,"Wow, you're so nice that you thanked me four times lol",Haha I kept getting some android timeout. 
19273,Its the end of the month. Was it a good month? Whats the biggest / most memorable thing that happened?,It started fine and ended up being shitty. ,well maybe September will be your month. 
19274,It started fine and ended up being shitty. ,well maybe September will be your month. ,I'm not sure... 
19275,What are your plans this Labor Day weekend?,"Labor Day was three months ago, and I did nothing except my homework. ",Where do you live? In the US Labor day is in September.
19276,"Labor Day was three months ago, and I did nothing except my homework. ",Where do you live? In the US Labor day is in September.,Germany! Our Labor Day (May Day) is on 1st May.
19277,Where do you live? In the US Labor day is in September.,Germany! Our Labor Day (May Day) is on 1st May.,I didn't know that. What are you studying that you had so much homework over a holiday break?
19278,"Labor Day was three months ago, and I did nothing except my homework. ",Where do you live? In the US Labor day is in September.,Canada is this weekend too. 
19279,What are your plans this Labor Day weekend?,I have been at my cabin for the past week ,Cabin in the woods?
19280,I have been at my cabin for the past week ,Cabin in the woods?,No on an island 
19281,"Ask me a question, but then edit it to make me look bad",What do you think goes well with a steak?,I think rice is pretty good
19282,What do you think goes well with a steak?,I think rice is pretty good,10/10 with rice!
19283,"Ask me a question, but then edit it to make me look bad",Who is your favorite person in the whole world?,"Currently, I'd say Bob Ross"
19284,Who is your favorite person in the whole world?,"Currently, I'd say Bob Ross",Was this even changed?
19285,"Currently, I'd say Bob Ross",Was this even changed?,"Yes, but my answer is still the same."
19286,"Ask me a question, but then edit it to make me look bad",Do you enjoy Sonic The Hedgehog?,Yes ! 
19287,Do you enjoy Sonic The Hedgehog?,Yes ! ,Such enthusiasm. What did that poor guy/girl ever do to you?
19288,"Ask me a question, but then edit it to make me look bad",How do you open a pack of chicken fillets?,With scissors
19289,How do you open a pack of chicken fillets?,With scissors,"jesus, Im laughing at all answers."
19290,"Ask me a question, but then edit it to make me look bad","If you're playing chess, do you prefer playing with the white pieces or the black? ","I'd take the white ones
"
19291,"If you're playing chess, do you prefer playing with the white pieces or the black? ","I'd take the white ones
",Laughing more and more at every response 
19292,"Ask me a question, but then edit it to make me look bad",What's your favorite number?,34
19293,What's your favorite number?,34,That's a whole lotta dicks.
19294,What's a weird habit you do that you're not sure many others do?,i always examine fruit really carefully before eating it cuz i'm afraid there will be bugs in it,I see you too have a fear for surprise buggage
19295,i always examine fruit really carefully before eating it cuz i'm afraid there will be bugs in it,I see you too have a fear for surprise buggage,I don't have a car but I can see how this would be bugging.
19296,What's a weird habit you do that you're not sure many others do?,i always examine fruit really carefully before eating it cuz i'm afraid there will be bugs in it,I hope you wash it too. The pesticides are worse than the bugs. 
19297,i always examine fruit really carefully before eating it cuz i'm afraid there will be bugs in it,I hope you wash it too. The pesticides are worse than the bugs. ,Can I wash my car A/C too? Maybe with a hose?
19298,What's a weird habit you do that you're not sure many others do?,"Enter contests, win cars.",How many cars have you won
19299,"Enter contests, win cars.",How many cars have you won,"2009 Toyota!

2011 Chevy!

Still got the Toyota."
19300,How many cars have you won,"2009 Toyota!

2011 Chevy!

Still got the Toyota.",What contests did you win?
19301,What's a weird habit you do that you're not sure many others do?,"Enter contests, win cars.","I always win videoame console drawings. I won an xbox, a 360, a ds and a gameboy this way. "
19302,"Enter contests, win cars.","I always win videoame console drawings. I won an xbox, a 360, a ds and a gameboy this way. ",Cool!
19303,What's a weird habit you do that you're not sure many others do?,... I quietly apologize or thank my favorite inanimate objects x.x ,Which ones are your favorites?
19304,... I quietly apologize or thank my favorite inanimate objects x.x ,Which ones are your favorites?,"My laptop, my camera, my phone... anything that I frequently use I guess xD"
19305,how many languages do you speak?,Including all languages. One.,"I occasionally hiss back at my cat, does that count? She seems to understand."
19306,Including all languages. One.,"I occasionally hiss back at my cat, does that count? She seems to understand.",Gotta even it out with purring. Otherwise he/she'll think you're bitter all the time.
19307,how many languages do you speak?,Including all languages. One.,"actually you probably use informal sign language all the time, so you can add that to your total"
19308,Including all languages. One.,"actually you probably use informal sign language all the time, so you can add that to your total",Great English and one word of fake sign language!
19309,how many languages do you speak?,Two fluently and one rather good.,Nice! Which languages?
19310,Two fluently and one rather good.,Nice! Which languages?,"Dutch, English and German. Pretty plain, really. :)"
19311,Nice! Which languages?,"Dutch, English and German. Pretty plain, really. :)","Knowing a language is never plain in my opionion, even if you know only one!"
19312,"Dutch, English and German. Pretty plain, really. :)","Knowing a language is never plain in my opionion, even if you know only one!","Very true, that. :)"
19313,how many languages do you speak?,"My mother tongue is Chinese. 

But I'm more fluent in English.",I can relate. Sometimes I forget words in Italian but I know them in English 
19314,"My mother tongue is Chinese. 

But I'm more fluent in English.",I can relate. Sometimes I forget words in Italian but I know them in English ,"Oh yes! 

Sometimes it's the other way round! "
19315,how many languages do you speak?,"Two mother tongues, English, and another at high school course proficiency.",What are your mother tongues?
19316,"Two mother tongues, English, and another at high school course proficiency.",What are your mother tongues?,Cantonese and Mandarin
19317,how many languages do you speak?,"I speak Vietnamese, Chinese and English. Love all of them. ",I love your username xD
19318,"I speak Vietnamese, Chinese and English. Love all of them. ",I love your username xD,(´ｰ｀)
19319,I hate my parrot.,How does one discipline a parrot?,"You point at the oven, screaming ""Next time!"""
19320,How does one discipline a parrot?,"You point at the oven, screaming ""Next time!""","Not a bad idea, gonna try it out."
19321,"You point at the oven, screaming ""Next time!""","Not a bad idea, gonna try it out.","Tastes like chicken, no lie "
19322,"Not a bad idea, gonna try it out.","Tastes like chicken, no lie ",Fun fact: some parrots eat chicken
19323,How does one discipline a parrot?,"You point at the oven, screaming ""Next time!""",To the moon!
19324,I hate my parrot.,How does one discipline a parrot?,"Have him watch Dumb and Dumber and cough ""Petey!"" :D"
19325,How does one discipline a parrot?,"Have him watch Dumb and Dumber and cough ""Petey!"" :D",I am afraid that makes him dumber and as a result of that he will shit more.
19326,I hate my parrot.,How does one discipline a parrot?,You show him a bright red Hawaiian shirt and ask if he wants to be a good bird. Works for me.
19327,How does one discipline a parrot?,You show him a bright red Hawaiian shirt and ask if he wants to be a good bird. Works for me.,He hated the color red.
19328,I hate my parrot.,At least you don't have hair to shit on?,"Nah, it is okay. It is pretty funny. Shit happens. This time literally though."
19329,At least you don't have hair to shit on?,"Nah, it is okay. It is pretty funny. Shit happens. This time literally though.",Shit happens
19330,I hate my parrot.,Shit on his head.,On my shiny bald head indeed.
19331,Shit on his head.,On my shiny bald head indeed.,"I think he means as a method of revenge, it is your turn to do the same to him."
19332,On my shiny bald head indeed.,"I think he means as a method of revenge, it is your turn to do the same to him.",I think he won't survive that.
19333,"I think he means as a method of revenge, it is your turn to do the same to him.",I think he won't survive that.,Never shit on a parrot! I hear it's bad luck!
19334,I think he won't survive that.,Never shit on a parrot! I hear it's bad luck!,"Bad luck for me, good luck for the parrot 😛"
19335,"I think he means as a method of revenge, it is your turn to do the same to him.",I think he won't survive that.,Just a spoonful
19336,Shit on his head.,On my shiny bald head indeed.,He shit on your fucking head man. That head really tied your look together. 
19337,I hate my parrot.,I guess I should be thankful that my dog always shits outside and never on my head.,I have had a dog attempt to shit on my head before so......
19338,I guess I should be thankful that my dog always shits outside and never on my head.,I have had a dog attempt to shit on my head before so......,Wtf happened 
19339,I hate my parrot.,"Birds don't have control over their sphincter, he didn't do it on purpose.",Could be. But I still believe my parrot is a jerk.
19340,"Birds don't have control over their sphincter, he didn't do it on purpose.",Could be. But I still believe my parrot is a jerk.,Birds are terrible. I don't blame you for thinking that.
19341,"Anything upcoming in your life that you're excited, nervous, or anxious for?",I'm planning on getting a job within the month. It'll be my first,Good luck! Got a specific place you're gonna try for?
19342,I'm planning on getting a job within the month. It'll be my first,Good luck! Got a specific place you're gonna try for?,"Yeah, I hmwas hopeing to get hired at the in-n-out by my house"
19343,"Anything upcoming in your life that you're excited, nervous, or anxious for?","Going back to school, scared that's it's going to be harder.",Good luck :) what're you going for?? 
19344,"Going back to school, scared that's it's going to be harder.",Good luck :) what're you going for?? ,Physics and Math. I have to maintain an 80% average to stay in my program though
19345,"If any of you are bored, comment and I will ask you bizarre questions from a variety of different topics.",Go on...,What is your favorite brand of toothpaste. 
19346,Go on...,What is your favorite brand of toothpaste. ,"Colgate, I've used it all my life and it became habit."
19347,What is your favorite brand of toothpaste. ,"Colgate, I've used it all my life and it became habit.","*He's got Colgate on his teeth

and Reebok Classics on his feet*"
19348,"If any of you are bored, comment and I will ask you bizarre questions from a variety of different topics.",Hello! ,What is your favorite appetizer. 
19349,Hello! ,What is your favorite appetizer. ,Do you know those cheddar cheese ball thinned you can get from Chilis? Those! 
19350,What is your favorite appetizer. ,Do you know those cheddar cheese ball thinned you can get from Chilis? Those! ,Those are pretty fucking good. Favorite unorthodox pet
19351,"If any of you are bored, comment and I will ask you bizarre questions from a variety of different topics.",Gorgonzola!,"If you could speak any language, but only know nouns, what language would you want to speak."
19352,Gorgonzola!,"If you could speak any language, but only know nouns, what language would you want to speak.",Latin. 
19353,"If you could speak any language, but only know nouns, what language would you want to speak.",Latin. ,"Fuck, I missed this one. Would you rather drown in gravy or in peanut sauce. "
19354,Latin. ,"Fuck, I missed this one. Would you rather drown in gravy or in peanut sauce. ",Peanut sauce.  
19355,"Fuck, I missed this one. Would you rather drown in gravy or in peanut sauce. ",Peanut sauce.  ,"Aye, my man. Favorite variety of sandwhich"
19356,Peanut sauce.  ,"Aye, my man. Favorite variety of sandwhich",Vegetable and sometimes turkey or chicken pita.
19357,"Aye, my man. Favorite variety of sandwhich",Vegetable and sometimes turkey or chicken pita.,Solid. State of matter that you find most interesting.
19358,Vegetable and sometimes turkey or chicken pita.,Solid. State of matter that you find most interesting.,Plasma. 
19359,"If any of you are bored, comment and I will ask you bizarre questions from a variety of different topics.",I'll volunteer! :D,Always be too cold or too hot. 
19360,I'll volunteer! :D,Always be too cold or too hot. ,But that's not a question :(
19361,Always be too cold or too hot. ,But that's not a question :(,Edited. 
19362,But that's not a question :(,Edited. ,I'd prefer being too hot because I'm already cold and it sucks
19363,Edited. ,I'd prefer being too hot because I'm already cold and it sucks,I'm the opposite. Weird. Favorite moon of another planet. 
19364,I'd prefer being too hot because I'm already cold and it sucks,I'm the opposite. Weird. Favorite moon of another planet. ,Tethys (Saturn). Because it looks like the death star. What about you
19365,I'm the opposite. Weird. Favorite moon of another planet. ,Tethys (Saturn). Because it looks like the death star. What about you,Europa. Because I think of europe and I like europe. Also I hear talks of water there. 
19366,Tethys (Saturn). Because it looks like the death star. What about you,Europa. Because I think of europe and I like europe. Also I hear talks of water there. ,Ah yes! There's a theory that there's water beneath it's icy crust
19367,Europa. Because I think of europe and I like europe. Also I hear talks of water there. ,Ah yes! There's a theory that there's water beneath it's icy crust,Wouldn't that be something. What's the story behind your username
19368,Ah yes! There's a theory that there's water beneath it's icy crust,Wouldn't that be something. What's the story behind your username,I tried to go for a mix of nooblet and potato but it didn't really work out that well
19369,"If any of you are bored, comment and I will ask you bizarre questions from a variety of different topics.",My turn?,"Would you like me to ask, or would you like to ask me? I'm unsure. "
19370,My turn?,"Would you like me to ask, or would you like to ask me? I'm unsure. ",Ask me please :)
19371,"Would you like me to ask, or would you like to ask me? I'm unsure. ",Ask me please :),What makes you happiest when it's raining. 
19372,Ask me please :),What makes you happiest when it's raining. ,"The smell of the rain. Or if there's thunder, the thunder. :)"
19373,"If any of you are bored, comment and I will ask you bizarre questions from a variety of different topics.",Oh! Ask me! Ask me!,"If you were trying to think of a strange question to ask me, what would you ask. "
19374,Oh! Ask me! Ask me!,"If you were trying to think of a strange question to ask me, what would you ask. ",Does plankton from Spongebob eat holographic meatloaf because of photosynthesis?  
19375,"If any of you are bored, comment and I will ask you bizarre questions from a variety of different topics.",Fun.,Favorite sport that doesn't use a variety of ball. 
19376,Fun.,Favorite sport that doesn't use a variety of ball. ,Kabaddi.
19377,Favorite sport that doesn't use a variety of ball. ,Kabaddi.,That's pretty interesting. What is your 20 questions go to.
19378,"If any of you are bored, comment and I will ask you bizarre questions from a variety of different topics.",I'm game,Favorite color for furniture. 
19379,I'm game,Favorite color for furniture. ,"Deep blackleather, mahogany and forest green are fine too."
19380,Favorite color for furniture. ,"Deep blackleather, mahogany and forest green are fine too.",Favorite scent of candle?
19381,"Deep blackleather, mahogany and forest green are fine too.",Favorite scent of candle?,Lavender!
19382,Favorite scent of candle?,Lavender!,Interesting. What do you look for in aspiring romantic partner?
19383,"If any of you are bored, comment and I will ask you bizarre questions from a variety of different topics.",why not?,Why?
19384,why not?,Why?,"Come on, ask me a question."
19385,"If any of you are bored, comment and I will ask you bizarre questions from a variety of different topics.",Welp..,"I'll get to you in the morn, I apologize!!"
19386,Welp..,"I'll get to you in the morn, I apologize!!",Best way to consume milk. 
19387,"If any of you are bored, comment and I will ask you bizarre questions from a variety of different topics.",Am I too late to the thread?,Yes and no. I will ask you questions in a few hours when I wake up if you're up for it.
19388,Am I too late to the thread?,Yes and no. I will ask you questions in a few hours when I wake up if you're up for it.,Sure! Whatever works for you.
19389,Yes and no. I will ask you questions in a few hours when I wake up if you're up for it.,Sure! Whatever works for you.,Favorite topping of pizza that isn't meat or cheese
19390,"If any of you are bored, comment and I will ask you bizarre questions from a variety of different topics.","OK, try me.",Do you have a favorite word?
19391,"OK, try me.",Do you have a favorite word?,Yep. It's in my native Polish language. Szeleścić. To rustle. Read it like that: Shelesh-chich.
19392,Do you have a favorite word?,Yep. It's in my native Polish language. Szeleścić. To rustle. Read it like that: Shelesh-chich.,That's pretty interesting
19393,"If any of you are bored, comment and I will ask you bizarre questions from a variety of different topics.",Tickle my curiosity,"Would you rather be relentlessly tickled for five hours, or stare at a blank wall for eight. "
19394,Tickle my curiosity,"Would you rather be relentlessly tickled for five hours, or stare at a blank wall for eight. ",Stare at the blank wall. You didn't say I couldn't listen to music the whole time ;)
19395,"If any of you are bored, comment and I will ask you bizarre questions from a variety of different topics.",Ask away my guy,Favorite time of day. 
19396,Ask away my guy,Favorite time of day. ,"morning, you?"
19397,"If any of you are bored, comment and I will ask you bizarre questions from a variety of different topics.",I'M READY!,Favorite fictional character from a television show. 
19398,I'M READY!,Favorite fictional character from a television show. ,"Either Daria, Velma from Mystery Inc, or Lisa Eversman. "
19399,"If any of you are bored, comment and I will ask you bizarre questions from a variety of different topics.",Question me up!,Favorite solo instrument to listen to. 
19400,Question me up!,Favorite solo instrument to listen to. ,Electric guitar hands down
19401,Favorite solo instrument to listen to. ,Electric guitar hands down,Favorite song that features a guitar solo. Looks like you have a lot to lick from 
19402,Electric guitar hands down,Favorite song that features a guitar solo. Looks like you have a lot to lick from ,Stairway to heaven - yes I'm generic
19403,Favorite song that features a guitar solo. Looks like you have a lot to lick from ,Stairway to heaven - yes I'm generic,That is a literal classic. Favorite piece of music older than a century. 
19404,Stairway to heaven - yes I'm generic,That is a literal classic. Favorite piece of music older than a century. ,The cantina band song in Star Wars - it was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away...
19405,That is a literal classic. Favorite piece of music older than a century. ,The cantina band song in Star Wars - it was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away...,Fair enough
19406,"If any of you are bored, comment and I will ask you bizarre questions from a variety of different topics.",I am bored. ,That makes two of us. Favorite superhero?
19407,I am bored. ,That makes two of us. Favorite superhero?,Captain America. 
19408,"If any of you are bored, comment and I will ask you bizarre questions from a variety of different topics.",Hi. Give me a topic to Google deep dive?,"I'm not sure I understand your question, can you elaborate or reword it? My apologies. "
19409,Hi. Give me a topic to Google deep dive?,"I'm not sure I understand your question, can you elaborate or reword it? My apologies. ","I meant, send me something interesting to Google."
19410,"If any of you are bored, comment and I will ask you bizarre questions from a variety of different topics.",Ayyy,"If you had to repaint your living area a bright annoying color, what color would you paint it."
19411,Ayyy,"If you had to repaint your living area a bright annoying color, what color would you paint it.","Neon pink, because I like pink haha. "
19412,"If you had to repaint your living area a bright annoying color, what color would you paint it.","Neon pink, because I like pink haha. ",Solid. I think I would do a dull yellowish orange. 
19413,"If any of you are bored, comment and I will ask you bizarre questions from a variety of different topics.",Oooh ask me a question! I love questions!,Favorite beverage served hot?
19414,Oooh ask me a question! I love questions!,Favorite beverage served hot?,"Ooooo apple cider, with a bit of cinnamon. It's incredibly delicious. Good question."
19415,Favorite beverage served hot?,"Ooooo apple cider, with a bit of cinnamon. It's incredibly delicious. Good question.",Good answer. Favorite medium of transportation?
19416,"Ooooo apple cider, with a bit of cinnamon. It's incredibly delicious. Good question.",Good answer. Favorite medium of transportation?,Does surfing count as a method of transportation?
19417,Good answer. Favorite medium of transportation?,Does surfing count as a method of transportation?,It does indeed. Water is a good one. Favorite painting?.
19418,"If any of you are bored, comment and I will ask you bizarre questions from a variety of different topics.",Shoot boyio,"If you were a snail, how long do you think it would take you to go from endzone to endzone. "
19419,Shoot boyio,"If you were a snail, how long do you think it would take you to go from endzone to endzone. ",I wanna say like 5 hours? But that's probably way to long.
19420,On a scale of 1-10 how close are you with your parents?,0. I have cut off all ties with my parents.,Oh sorry. I'm guessing it's more heathy for you though 
19421,0. I have cut off all ties with my parents.,Oh sorry. I'm guessing it's more heathy for you though ,And my kids
19422,On a scale of 1-10 how close are you with your parents?,"A 0, I don't have a relationship with them. ",Sorry bro. Bet it's more healthy tho. 
19423,"A 0, I don't have a relationship with them. ",Sorry bro. Bet it's more healthy tho. ,"Yeah no need to be sorry, it's been a lot better since I've cut contact! "
19424,Sorry bro. Bet it's more healthy tho. ,"Yeah no need to be sorry, it's been a lot better since I've cut contact! ",That's a great poem if that's what your username is in reference to 
19425,How's your week been so far?,Payday is Friday! Gonna get some pho!,Exciting! I havent tried pho and now I really want to try it. I hope you enjoy it!
19426,Payday is Friday! Gonna get some pho!,Exciting! I havent tried pho and now I really want to try it. I hope you enjoy it!,"There's a really good pho joint near me, my wife and I go often haha. I highly recommend pho."
19427,How's your week been so far?,Blissful! My week is going well.,I'm glad your week is going wel! Anything super good happen or just a relaxing week?
19428,Blissful! My week is going well.,I'm glad your week is going wel! Anything super good happen or just a relaxing week?,Just a relaxing week. I can finally say that. :)
19429,I'm glad your week is going wel! Anything super good happen or just a relaxing week?,Just a relaxing week. I can finally say that. :),That sounds really nice. I wish I had one of those last week
19430,"today i lost every ounce of self-control i had and ate an entire box of Kraft macaroni and cheese. i feel pretty terrible about myself but damn, it sure was good.",You're not supposed to eat the whole box?,"Nope. Only the stuff inside. 

Heh. I'm so clever! :P"
19431,You're not supposed to eat the whole box?,"Nope. Only the stuff inside. 

Heh. I'm so clever! :P",Hey dad!
19432,"today i lost every ounce of self-control i had and ate an entire box of Kraft macaroni and cheese. i feel pretty terrible about myself but damn, it sure was good.",I had a small bag of caramel m&amp;ms that I regret 😩,I ate the entire share size when they first appeared :D
19433,I had a small bag of caramel m&amp;ms that I regret 😩,I ate the entire share size when they first appeared :D,They're sooo good
19434,"today i lost every ounce of self-control i had and ate an entire box of Kraft macaroni and cheese. i feel pretty terrible about myself but damn, it sure was good.",I ate half a bag of pineapple lumps and several squiggles ;-(,what's a squiggle?
19435,I ate half a bag of pineapple lumps and several squiggles ;-(,what's a squiggle?,"It's a delicious chocolate and hokey pokey biscuit. 
"
19436,"today i lost every ounce of self-control i had and ate an entire box of Kraft macaroni and cheese. i feel pretty terrible about myself but damn, it sure was good.",I am on staff duty (so I am up all night) and just ate a box of krispy kreme doughnuts.,an entire dozen??
19437,I am on staff duty (so I am up all night) and just ate a box of krispy kreme doughnuts.,an entire dozen??,Whoa you sound judgy there Mr. Entire Box Of Mac And Cheese. 😂
19438,an entire dozen??,Whoa you sound judgy there Mr. Entire Box Of Mac And Cheese. 😂,no judgement here! 😂
19439,"Best case scenario, what's your life like 10 years from now?","Kitten, multiple kittens. What else do I need?",Probably some cat food.
19440,"Kitten, multiple kittens. What else do I need?",Probably some cat food.,I dont think lions eat cat food. After all I want protection.
19441,"Best case scenario, what's your life like 10 years from now?",Still alive.,This was a triumph.
19442,Still alive.,This was a triumph.,I'm making a note
19443,This was a triumph.,I'm making a note,"&gt;I’m making a note here.

FTFY."
19444,"Turning 21, what's your best drink recommendation?",Old fashioned.,"That sounds pretty good actually, I'll see if I can try that this weekend! Thanks for the reply!"
19445,Old fashioned.,"That sounds pretty good actually, I'll see if I can try that this weekend! Thanks for the reply!","its good stuff. it's strong though, so theres your warning"
19446,"Turning 21, what's your best drink recommendation?",Perfect Pussy,What does this taste like?
19447,Perfect Pussy,What does this taste like?,"Sewe, sweet magic. And redbull."
19448,I counted all the books I own. I have a lot of books.,Movies... we have about 600. It's terrible...,What format?
19449,Movies... we have about 600. It's terrible...,What format?,"Mostly DVD, maybe 50 blue rays"
19450,What format?,"Mostly DVD, maybe 50 blue rays",DVD is a good enough format. What are your favorite DVDs and blu rays?
19451,I counted all the books I own. I have a lot of books.,Give me... 10-15 minutes and I'll come up with an estimate of how many books I have. ,I've already waited so long!
19452,Give me... 10-15 minutes and I'll come up with an estimate of how many books I have. ,I've already waited so long!,"A very conservative estimate is 1,700. "
19453,I've already waited so long!,"A very conservative estimate is 1,700. ",JFC. How many rooms are they in?
19454,How could a person get into drinking coffee?,Flavored creamer. ,Any good flavours to suggest?
19455,Flavored creamer. ,Any good flavours to suggest?,French vanilla and hazelnut are my favorite 
19456,Flavored creamer. ,Any good flavours to suggest?,During the holidays there's always peppermint and pumpkin spice.
19457,What were you doing 20 years ago today?,"Being a carefree child and just genuinely enjoying life. Ah, the good ol days",same I was in 3rd grade.  Just wake up go to school then go home and play snes all day
19458,"Being a carefree child and just genuinely enjoying life. Ah, the good ol days",same I was in 3rd grade.  Just wake up go to school then go home and play snes all day,No bills. No responsibility other than household chores. I miss being a kid.
19459,What were you doing 20 years ago today?,4 months old.. probably shitting my pants ,What date is your birthday?
19460,4 months old.. probably shitting my pants ,What date is your birthday?,"may 23, 97"
19461,What date is your birthday?,"may 23, 97",I'm April 26 thought we were going to be a bit closer haha
19462,What were you doing 20 years ago today?,4 months old.. probably shitting my pants ,"Hey same here, what's the date?"
19463,4 months old.. probably shitting my pants ,"Hey same here, what's the date?","may 23, 97"
19464,"Hey same here, what's the date?","may 23, 97",im born on may 23 aswell
19465,What were you doing 20 years ago today?,Being birthed. ,How did that turn out for you?
19466,Being birthed. ,How did that turn out for you?,"I'm still here, aren't I? "
19467,Recommend me a song or songs with no lyrics,The Doom 2016 soundtrack.,"Love that sound track, there isn't any confirmation of a sequel yet is there?"
19468,The Doom 2016 soundtrack.,"Love that sound track, there isn't any confirmation of a sequel yet is there?",I haven't heard any news about one. But it is pretty early for that.
19469,"Where does everyone live? I live in Seattle, WA","Hello PNWer. I’m in Hood River, OR. I was born in Santa Cruz, CA, though. ",I love Oregon:)
19470,"Hello PNWer. I’m in Hood River, OR. I was born in Santa Cruz, CA, though. ",I love Oregon:),"Washington’s nice, too! And just across the river. :)"
19471,"Hello PNWer. I’m in Hood River, OR. I was born in Santa Cruz, CA, though. ",I love Oregon:),Everyone does right? 
19472,I love Oregon:),Everyone does right? ,Yes 
19473,"Where does everyone live? I live in Seattle, WA","I live in Vancouver, BC. Was born in Vancouver, BC.",I would go  there before I was 21:) Had way too much fun
19474,"I live in Vancouver, BC. Was born in Vancouver, BC.",I would go  there before I was 21:) Had way too much fun,"Oh, because of the drinking age? That's a clever idea."
19475,I would go  there before I was 21:) Had way too much fun,"Oh, because of the drinking age? That's a clever idea.",Yup. Early 90s. 
19476,"Where does everyone live? I live in Seattle, WA","NYC, Queens",I have never been to NY! I will go eventually.
19477,"NYC, Queens",I have never been to NY! I will go eventually.,There's plenty things to do. Just watch out for the traffic!
19478,I have never been to NY! I will go eventually.,There's plenty things to do. Just watch out for the traffic!,Oh I can imagine. Seattle has horrible traffic too but I am sure NY is worse 
19479,"Where does everyone live? I live in Seattle, WA","Born in Dayton, Ohio. Live in Canton, Ohio. For the love of God get me out of Ohio.",Made me laugh:) Where would you move if you could?
19480,"Born in Dayton, Ohio. Live in Canton, Ohio. For the love of God get me out of Ohio.",Made me laugh:) Where would you move if you could?,Oregon or Colorado without a shadow or a doubf
19481,"When I wake up tomorrow, I'm beginning my 1 year Internet fast. For one year, I will only use the internet as necessary for school work. No social media. No reddit.",Best of luck. We'll be here when you get back. Maybe a few more grey hairs though. ,Well tag him in all the good memes like w did with u/waterguy12 minus all the u/fireguy12 stuff 
19482,Best of luck. We'll be here when you get back. Maybe a few more grey hairs though. ,Well tag him in all the good memes like w did with u/waterguy12 minus all the u/fireguy12 stuff ,It's fine... I'll still be here...
19483,Well tag him in all the good memes like w did with u/waterguy12 minus all the u/fireguy12 stuff ,It's fine... I'll still be here...,Are you inbred 
19484,"When I wake up tomorrow, I'm beginning my 1 year Internet fast. For one year, I will only use the internet as necessary for school work. No social media. No reddit.",No bamboozle? ,No bamboozle. I renewed my insurance. 
19485,No bamboozle? ,No bamboozle. I renewed my insurance. ,Have you renewed your insurance's insurance?
19486,No bamboozle? ,No bamboozle. I renewed my insurance. ,...you're not OP
19487,"When I wake up tomorrow, I'm beginning my 1 year Internet fast. For one year, I will only use the internet as necessary for school work. No social media. No reddit.",Guys do what we did with u/waterguy12 and tag him in loads of posts ,^^^
19488,Guys do what we did with u/waterguy12 and tag him in loads of posts ,^^^,^^
19489,"When I wake up tomorrow, I'm beginning my 1 year Internet fast. For one year, I will only use the internet as necessary for school work. No social media. No reddit.",Guys do what we did with u/waterguy12 and tag him in loads of posts ,"came here to say this
"
19490,Guys do what we did with u/waterguy12 and tag him in loads of posts ,"came here to say this
","me too, thanks"
19491,How'd you come up with your username?,It's been my nickname ever since I beat up that one bully in 4th grade.,The username equivalent of wearing your highschool class ring. /s
19492,It's been my nickname ever since I beat up that one bully in 4th grade.,The username equivalent of wearing your highschool class ring. /s,Yup. It was also my screen name on AIM
19493,Hey it's simple,I do. What are you going tonight? I'm sad drinking. ,Im also sad but im not drinking. Wish i had a drink.
19494,I do. What are you going tonight? I'm sad drinking. ,Im also sad but im not drinking. Wish i had a drink.,Why are yo my sad? 
19495,Hey it's simple,"Hello, from Vancouver!",Hockey fan? 
19496,"Hello, from Vancouver!",Hockey fan? ,Only when the Canuck's are dining well.
19497,Hockey fan? ,Only when the Canuck's are dining well.,I feel ya. Huge preds fan here
19498,Hey it's simple,Do you really love Zaxby's?,Do you really love scooby doo?
19499,Do you really love Zaxby's?,Do you really love scooby doo?,Yes I do!  
19500,Do you really love scooby doo?,Yes I do!  ,Well I love zaxbys nice to meet you haha
19501,Random shit I highly recommend to all my Casual Conversationalists,I thought that said make your own humans! Glad it was hummus,"To be fair, that's also a thing you can potentially do."
19502,I thought that said make your own humans! Glad it was hummus,"To be fair, that's also a thing you can potentially do.","&gt; Random shit

Making your own humans..."
19503,I thought that said make your own humans! Glad it was hummus,"To be fair, that's also a thing you can potentially do.",Quite fun too!
19504,Random shit I highly recommend to all my Casual Conversationalists,"What are ""wires"" and where do I go ",My question too.  Wires?
19505,"What are ""wires"" and where do I go ",My question too.  Wires?,Either there's a typo or I've missed out on a cultural wave.
19506,Random shit I highly recommend to all my Casual Conversationalists,"What are ""wires"" and where do I go ","I'm guessing he's just generalizing connection wires. USB, HDMI, etc "
19507,"What are ""wires"" and where do I go ","I'm guessing he's just generalizing connection wires. USB, HDMI, etc ",Those ain't wires though. They're cables.
19508,"I'm guessing he's just generalizing connection wires. USB, HDMI, etc ",Those ain't wires though. They're cables.,Shush 
19509,Random shit I highly recommend to all my Casual Conversationalists,"Going to the cinema alone, slipping in some booze and maltesers...

Nothing beats it ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ","Or smoking a blunt on the way to the theater in some comfy clothes. Oh man, it's a good time.."
19510,"Going to the cinema alone, slipping in some booze and maltesers...

Nothing beats it ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ","Or smoking a blunt on the way to the theater in some comfy clothes. Oh man, it's a good time..","Never smoked before, but it sounds nice"
19511,Does Anyone Else Feel Like Facebook Is Actively Killing It's Own Platform?,"Just delete it. After I stopped using it, I found a lot more free time on my hands","Loads more time to Reddit, right?

;)"
19512,"Just delete it. After I stopped using it, I found a lot more free time on my hands","Loads more time to Reddit, right?

;)",Yup
19513,Anyone awake?,Can't stop staying up to 5am here,That's quite late. 
19514,Can't stop staying up to 5am here,That's quite late. ,"Keeps putting me into a cycle of sleeping in until 1pm lol, hard to fix "
19515,That's quite late. ,"Keeps putting me into a cycle of sleeping in until 1pm lol, hard to fix ",Indeed it is. 
19516,That's quite late. ,"Keeps putting me into a cycle of sleeping in until 1pm lol, hard to fix ",Are you my roommate lol
19517,Anyone awake?,I'm doing alright. Too much coffee late night. When will I ever learn?,You'll get 'em next time 
19518,I'm doing alright. Too much coffee late night. When will I ever learn?,You'll get 'em next time ,I suppose. What do you do? Work? In school?
19519,You'll get 'em next time ,I suppose. What do you do? Work? In school?,School at the moment. Hopefully work eventually. And yourself?
19520,Anyone awake?,Got a blowjob 40 minute work woohoo,Congratulations on your success in the field. 
19521,Got a blowjob 40 minute work woohoo,Congratulations on your success in the field. ,Yeah it's great. A downside though is when they try to kiss. Nuhh-uhh ;)
19522,Anyone awake?,"It's 3 in the afternoon, so I'm wide awake and just had some tea!","That sounds fascinating, what kind of tea. "
19523,"It's 3 in the afternoon, so I'm wide awake and just had some tea!","That sounds fascinating, what kind of tea. ",Golden monkey red tea from Yunnan province in China. Soooooo good.
19524,"That sounds fascinating, what kind of tea. ",Golden monkey red tea from Yunnan province in China. Soooooo good.,"See, this is getting intense. The plot development is real. "
19525,Golden monkey red tea from Yunnan province in China. Soooooo good.,"See, this is getting intense. The plot development is real. ","Oh, just wait. 

Now I am trying to find a good US live news stream."
19526,"See, this is getting intense. The plot development is real. ","Oh, just wait. 

Now I am trying to find a good US live news stream.",That's fairly interesting. How is the hunt going
19527,"That sounds fascinating, what kind of tea. ",Golden monkey red tea from Yunnan province in China. Soooooo good.,:O even better when you actually refer to it as red tea.
19528,Golden monkey red tea from Yunnan province in China. Soooooo good.,:O even better when you actually refer to it as red tea.,Using correct tea terminology is very important!
19529,Anyone awake?,I'm awake for now.,Let me keep you from sleep. 
19530,I'm awake for now.,Let me keep you from sleep. ,What's your strategy?
19531,Anyone awake?,Yup! Have been having trouble sleeping since my sister died. ,My condolences. That would be hard on anyone. 
19532,Yup! Have been having trouble sleeping since my sister died. ,My condolences. That would be hard on anyone. ,Thanks. Why are you awake and what time is it where you are?
19533,My condolences. That would be hard on anyone. ,Thanks. Why are you awake and what time is it where you are?,2:40. I'm awake because sleep doesn't seem worth it yet. 
19534,Somebody talk to me!,What's your favorite form of media?,I mean.. Reddit is my go to!
19535,What's your favorite form of media?,I mean.. Reddit is my go to!,"I meant like visual art, movies, music, plays, etc."
19536,I mean.. Reddit is my go to!,"I meant like visual art, movies, music, plays, etc.",... I'd LOVE to see some good plays! Ty! Imma look into it around here!
19537,"I meant like visual art, movies, music, plays, etc.",... I'd LOVE to see some good plays! Ty! Imma look into it around here!,"Nice, good luck."
19538,... I'd LOVE to see some good plays! Ty! Imma look into it around here!,"Nice, good luck.",1 day! Trying to get to Australia next year first!
19539,Somebody talk to me!,Do you ever wonder why dogs bark and never 'meow'?,Hahahaha! Th wife (I guess ex) took all my pups! I miss them more than her!!
19540,Do you ever wonder why dogs bark and never 'meow'?,Hahahaha! Th wife (I guess ex) took all my pups! I miss them more than her!!,"Oh I'm so sorry to hear that, my sincerest apologies if I upset you in anyway."
19541,Hahahaha! Th wife (I guess ex) took all my pups! I miss them more than her!!,"Oh I'm so sorry to hear that, my sincerest apologies if I upset you in anyway.","Na, ur good... I was bawling more bout the pups than her leavingf... f'd up I know!"
19542,Somebody talk to me!,"I'm sorry to hear that, bro. I hope you're okay.","Thanks to people like you, I'm doing better! (No home.. s obviously) "
19543,"I'm sorry to hear that, bro. I hope you're okay.","Thanks to people like you, I'm doing better! (No home.. s obviously) ","I'm just an internet stranger, is all.

Tell me what bddp means."
19544,Somebody talk to me!,What type of music are you into?,A little bit of everything lately
19545,What type of music are you into?,A little bit of everything lately,Anything in specific that you keep coming back to?
19546,A little bit of everything lately,Anything in specific that you keep coming back to?,Sail by awolnation... lame af I know but it's been my go to
19547,A little bit of everything lately,Anything in specific that you keep coming back to?,Grinding the crack with Jeb corliss is 1 of my favs
19548,I adopted two kittens this weekend (10wks and 4 mo old) and feel my quality of life has significantly improved.,"Oh, God, they're just adorable.

What will you name them? They are PRECIOUS.",well I'm still lost for the calico. My 5yo wants to name her fluffy. But she's not fluffy lol
19549,"Oh, God, they're just adorable.

What will you name them? They are PRECIOUS.",well I'm still lost for the calico. My 5yo wants to name her fluffy. But she's not fluffy lol,Comet! Her nose looks like a comet :)
19550,well I'm still lost for the calico. My 5yo wants to name her fluffy. But she's not fluffy lol,Comet! Her nose looks like a comet :),That's a great name!
19551,"Oh, God, they're just adorable.

What will you name them? They are PRECIOUS.",well I'm still lost for the calico. My 5yo wants to name her fluffy. But she's not fluffy lol,What's her personality like? That's a good place to start. 
19552,NK launched a missle over Hokkaido this morning.,Yikes and good luck that he never hits anything but the ocean.,I hooe it never does but I know he wants go keep antagonizing us.
19553,Yikes and good luck that he never hits anything but the ocean.,I hooe it never does but I know he wants go keep antagonizing us.,I agree and hope he stops ruling over the country too.
19554,What cheers you up when you're feeling sad?,I like looking at puppy pictures and gifs. Never lets me down.,"I'm a kitten person myself, but not a bad shout!"
19555,I like looking at puppy pictures and gifs. Never lets me down.,"I'm a kitten person myself, but not a bad shout!",Kittens are nice too! Animals in general are awesome.
19556,"I'm a kitten person myself, but not a bad shout!",Kittens are nice too! Animals in general are awesome.,I concur! I've had my cat since I was 7 and she is my absolute favourite thing
19557,What cheers you up when you're feeling sad?,I listen to music that i like. ,What sort of music is that?
19558,I listen to music that i like. ,What sort of music is that?,I like 80's music and 90's music.
19559,I’m flying across the United States and would love some conversation.,Which state do you live in?,I’m living in California right now. 
19560,Which state do you live in?,I’m living in California right now. ,I see and same for me too.
19561,I’m living in California right now. ,I see and same for me too.,Oh nice!  I’m in the South Bay Area. 
19562,I see and same for me too.,Oh nice!  I’m in the South Bay Area. ,Very nice and if you mean the area that south of LA that near the beach then it the same for me.
19563,Oh nice!  I’m in the South Bay Area. ,Very nice and if you mean the area that south of LA that near the beach then it the same for me.,South Silicon Valley. 
19564,Very nice and if you mean the area that south of LA that near the beach then it the same for me.,South Silicon Valley. ,Oh and my mistake. But sounds like a great place to lived though.
19565,South Silicon Valley. ,Oh and my mistake. But sounds like a great place to lived though.,It’s pretty great. Expensive but great. Haha
19566,Oh and my mistake. But sounds like a great place to lived though.,It’s pretty great. Expensive but great. Haha,That makes sense that a great place would be on the pricey side.
19567,I’m flying across the United States and would love some conversation.,What's the purpose of your trip? ,"&gt; heading to the East Coast for a death in the family

"
19568,What's the purpose of your trip? ,"&gt; heading to the East Coast for a death in the family

",Oops sorry 😅
19569,Adults: is this really how adulthood is?,I'm not sure I could maintain good mental health as an adult if I can't even do that now ;( ,How old are you?
19570,I'm not sure I could maintain good mental health as an adult if I can't even do that now ;( ,How old are you?,15.
19571,How old are you?,15.,There's still hope for you
19572,15.,There's still hope for you,I could only hope so haha 
19573,What do you like most about your best friends?,Friends?,We're your best friends now. How's your day been?
19574,Friends?,We're your best friends now. How's your day been?,Donated blood. Got a girl's number. I guess it's okay. What about yours?
19575,We're your best friends now. How's your day been?,Donated blood. Got a girl's number. I guess it's okay. What about yours?,That sounds like a good day.
19576,Donated blood. Got a girl's number. I guess it's okay. What about yours?,That sounds like a good day.,Sounds like a GREAT day yo
19577,"I start my junior year of HS tomorrow and I haven't finished any of my summer work. I told myself I would do a good job this year, ahhh!!!",What highschool has summer work?,I've never heard of one that doesn't! Whereabouts are you from? 
19578,What highschool has summer work?,I've never heard of one that doesn't! Whereabouts are you from? ,I graduated in 2012 in Illinois and I've never heard of summer work. 
19579,What highschool has summer work?,I've never heard of one that doesn't! Whereabouts are you from? ,Just a highschool in Nebraska
19580,"I start my junior year of HS tomorrow and I haven't finished any of my summer work. I told myself I would do a good job this year, ahhh!!!","""Summer work""??? What the fuck is going on at these schools???",AP classes require summer work.
19581,"""Summer work""??? What the fuck is going on at these schools???",AP classes require summer work.,That's some bullshit.
19582,"I start my junior year of HS tomorrow and I haven't finished any of my summer work. I told myself I would do a good job this year, ahhh!!!",/r/teenagers. ,That's a little rude. Did you forgot what sub this is?
19583,/r/teenagers. ,That's a little rude. Did you forgot what sub this is?,everybody knows *teenagers* can't use the internet /s
19584,What sports do you like as a non-sporty person?,I'm particularly fond of quidditch.,Oh I love Harry Potter too!
19585,I'm particularly fond of quidditch.,Oh I love Harry Potter too!,"I prefer Ron, but Harry's cool. I'd fuck him."
19586,What is something you're looking forward to today!,"A nice ice cold beer around 1:30 or so.

Hopefully a cheque I'm the mail we've been expecting.","Aww shucks, what sort of beer!"
19587,"A nice ice cold beer around 1:30 or so.

Hopefully a cheque I'm the mail we've been expecting.","Aww shucks, what sort of beer!","I'm a Bud Light guy... One a day, either after work or with dinner."
19588,"Aww shucks, what sort of beer!","I'm a Bud Light guy... One a day, either after work or with dinner.",Noice noice
19589,"I'm a Bud Light guy... One a day, either after work or with dinner.",Noice noice,Do you have a preferred beverage?
19590,What is something you're looking forward to today!,I have therapy today hahaha,Hey me too! :)
19591,I have therapy today hahaha,Hey me too! :),Alright! Did you have fun!? I cried a little bit
19592,How do y'all get over crushes?,Time. Find another outlet for your butterflies maybe. Cute kittens usually do it for me. ,Do the kittens eat the butterflies? 
19593,Time. Find another outlet for your butterflies maybe. Cute kittens usually do it for me. ,Do the kittens eat the butterflies? ,"Probably, that's why it works then. "
19594,I'm just starting to realize how many subreddits have confusing or misleading titles,r/potatosalad and r/johncena pop into my mind as well,I'm not sure which one I like more 
19595,r/potatosalad and r/johncena pop into my mind as well,I'm not sure which one I like more ,"I think r/johncena for me, because you can reasonably expect a subreddit for him"
19596,I want to chat.,I like to express opinions.,What's your opinion in the military then?
19597,I like to express opinions.,What's your opinion in the military then?,What about the military?
19598,What's your opinion in the military then?,What about the military?,You said you like to express opinions. What's you opinion on the army then??
19599,What about the military?,You said you like to express opinions. What's you opinion on the army then??,I have to have context for the opinion though. Why don't you ask me a specific question?
19600,You said you like to express opinions. What's you opinion on the army then??,I have to have context for the opinion though. Why don't you ask me a specific question?,Do you think it's wrong what we are doing in Afghan?
19601,I want to chat.,I'm liz! I like to read and hike and right now I'm a teensy bit tipsy :),"Lmfao, what you drinking?"
19602,I'm liz! I like to read and hike and right now I'm a teensy bit tipsy :),"Lmfao, what you drinking?",An old fashioned :)
19603,"Lmfao, what you drinking?",An old fashioned :),Delicious! I'm more of a Slivovice guy myself. 
19604,An old fashioned :),Delicious! I'm more of a Slivovice guy myself. ,Idk what that it
19605,Delicious! I'm more of a Slivovice guy myself. ,Idk what that it,A plum brandy. 
19606,Idk what that it,A plum brandy. ,That sounds delicious 
19607,A plum brandy. ,That sounds delicious ,It's a strong flavor. We drink it for celebration in my home country. 
19608,That sounds delicious ,It's a strong flavor. We drink it for celebration in my home country. ,What's the home country
19609,That sounds delicious ,It's a strong flavor. We drink it for celebration in my home country. ,Hey I remember you! Gold!
19610,It's a strong flavor. We drink it for celebration in my home country. ,Hey I remember you! Gold!,Glad I can be remembered for something! Good old Czech Republic. 
19611,Hey I remember you! Gold!,Glad I can be remembered for something! Good old Czech Republic. ,That sounds familiar. Are you from there or just your family? My family came come Ireland! 
19612,I want to chat.,I like to play the cello and I like art. All art. ,Never actually seen a cello before in real life.
19613,I like to play the cello and I like art. All art. ,Never actually seen a cello before in real life.,I have two! One traditional and one bodiless. I love them. 
19614,Rick and morty's eyes and rick's permanent puke bothers me so much I can't watch the show.,Just listening to it can also be funny,"Yos.
 
But it's still not a radio show."
19615,Just listening to it can also be funny,"Yos.
 
But it's still not a radio show.",I think most of its appeal comes from the audio
19616,Rick and morty's eyes and rick's permanent puke bothers me so much I can't watch the show.,"I can watch the show but, that shit annoys the fuck outta me.",Yep and the belching 
19617,"I can watch the show but, that shit annoys the fuck outta me.",Yep and the belching ,The belching does decrease through the episodes (and the stammering).  
19618,Yep and the belching ,The belching does decrease through the episodes (and the stammering).  ,I love the belching and stammering :(
19619,Rick and morty's eyes and rick's permanent puke bothers me so much I can't watch the show.,"Puke? Eww. I've never seen the show, but that makes me not want to watch it. ",Not puke. Drool.
19620,"Puke? Eww. I've never seen the show, but that makes me not want to watch it. ",Not puke. Drool.,"Either way, gross."
19621,Not puke. Drool.,"Either way, gross.",It's not too bad.
19622,"Puke? Eww. I've never seen the show, but that makes me not want to watch it. ",Not puke. Drool.,I guess that's a little less gross.
19623,What are you thinking ?,I should probably go to the food place before the evening rush.,"AHHhHH just watch some youtube, read books, take a nap first. "
19624,I should probably go to the food place before the evening rush.,"AHHhHH just watch some youtube, read books, take a nap first. ","I got good rest last night, rest is the last thing I need!"
19625,"AHHhHH just watch some youtube, read books, take a nap first. ","I got good rest last night, rest is the last thing I need!",turkey ?
19626,"I hate when people say they're ""a little OCD"".",Honest question:  what should one say?,"""I get reallly annoyed by X."" "
19627,Honest question:  what should one say?,"""I get reallly annoyed by X."" ",so sound like a vulcan and throw away all hyperbole and idioms. Gotcha
19628,Tell me a funny fact about yourself!,I'm a 25 and virgin,&gt; postes a week ago saying he is 23
19629,I'm a 25 and virgin,&gt; postes a week ago saying he is 23,😀
19630,Tell me a funny fact about yourself!,"Won a car in 2009; won a car in 2011.

Successful cornea transplant.",How did you win the cars?
19631,"Won a car in 2009; won a car in 2011.

Successful cornea transplant.",How did you win the cars?,"2009: Summers fair raffle 

2011: radio station online content. "
19632,How did you win the cars?,"2009: Summers fair raffle 

2011: radio station online content. ",What are the odds 
19633,Tell me a funny fact about yourself!,"Recently I just found out that I'm allergic to one of my favourite fruit, banana... (sad)","If it was your favourite, that means you must've...

oh no"
19634,"Recently I just found out that I'm allergic to one of my favourite fruit, banana... (sad)","If it was your favourite, that means you must've...

oh no",i must've...? ; - ;
19635,"If it was your favourite, that means you must've...

oh no",i must've...? ; - ;,Ate them
19636,i must've...? ; - ;,Ate them,I've been eating them since forever... But my allergy only came recently :'D
19637,Ate them,I've been eating them since forever... But my allergy only came recently :'D,Shame
19638,Tell me a funny fact about yourself!,"Recently I just found out that I'm allergic to one of my favourite fruit, banana... (sad)",Could be worse. I'm allergic to apples.
19639,"Recently I just found out that I'm allergic to one of my favourite fruit, banana... (sad)",Could be worse. I'm allergic to apples.,But i like banana more than apples :( 
19640,Tell me a funny fact about yourself!,I have a birthmark that's shaped like a shoe,Where?
19641,I have a birthmark that's shaped like a shoe,Where?,On my upper thigh
19642,Terrible Advice Thread [Game],I can't think of anything I need advice for.,"Oh, I can fix that. There are now two assassins heading to your exact location! "
19643,I can't think of anything I need advice for.,"Oh, I can fix that. There are now two assassins heading to your exact location! ",What should I do?
19644,Terrible Advice Thread [Game],I'm having serious hair fall issues and there's hair everywhere in my room.,"Steal your parents/roommates hair. If you can't have it, **no one can**."
19645,I'm having serious hair fall issues and there's hair everywhere in my room.,"Steal your parents/roommates hair. If you can't have it, **no one can**.",Should I wait for my roommate to sleep or should I go and buy some chloroform right now?
19646,Terrible Advice Thread [Game],I dust but then it needs dusting again later.,Flood the entire house. That way their can't be any dust ever again! 
19647,I dust but then it needs dusting again later.,Flood the entire house. That way their can't be any dust ever again! ,How could i protect my socks and handkerchiefs?
19648,Terrible Advice Thread [Game],I can't get over my ex,How could you possibly get over her if she's that big? Tell her she needs to lose weight. 
19649,I can't get over my ex,How could you possibly get over her if she's that big? Tell her she needs to lose weight. ,She's actually tiny :p
19650,Terrible Advice Thread [Game],My car has a small oil leak. How should i fix it?,"Try setting it on fire. If it doesn't cause an explosion, then you have nothing to worry about!"
19651,My car has a small oil leak. How should i fix it?,"Try setting it on fire. If it doesn't cause an explosion, then you have nothing to worry about!","Hey! It worked! It didnt explode, but it is on fire. Help?

"
19652,Terrible Advice Thread [Game],My car has a small oil leak. How should i fix it?,Don't worry about it. Definitely keep driving it for the next six months or so.
19653,My car has a small oil leak. How should i fix it?,Don't worry about it. Definitely keep driving it for the next six months or so.,"So thats good, it should be warm through winter!"
19654,Don't worry about it. Definitely keep driving it for the next six months or so.,"So thats good, it should be warm through winter!",Exaaactly.
19655,What are your life goals?,"Long Term
-Get a Career
-Marry

Short Term
Just finish School","Same, but the hardest part is to find the one to get married, that's the hard part for me :/"
19656,"Long Term
-Get a Career
-Marry

Short Term
Just finish School","Same, but the hardest part is to find the one to get married, that's the hard part for me :/",I can't find my first Gf. :(
19657,What are your life goals?,"Long Term
-Get a Career
-Marry

Short Term
Just finish School",Mine are finish school and get a girlfriend atm.  Deffinetaly short term goals 
19658,"Long Term
-Get a Career
-Marry

Short Term
Just finish School",Mine are finish school and get a girlfriend atm.  Deffinetaly short term goals ,Yep same.
19659,What stage are you at in life?,"Life seems hopeless and I dont know what to do in college, nor tomorrow",What year are u in college?
19660,"Life seems hopeless and I dont know what to do in college, nor tomorrow",What year are u in college?,"I am not, high-school still"
19661,What stage are you at in life?,"Life seems hopeless and I dont know what to do in college, nor tomorrow","The answer to both questions in alcohol.

I'm kidding!"
19662,"Life seems hopeless and I dont know what to do in college, nor tomorrow","The answer to both questions in alcohol.

I'm kidding!","No my friend, you are right. 

hoho"
19663,What stage are you at in life?,Waiting to get back in school,When does school start for you?
19664,Waiting to get back in school,When does school start for you?,"Don't know yet, I haven't been accepted"
19665,If you post a picture of your pet I will draw them as if they are wrestlers.,"Damn, I wish I had a pet. I love me some wrestling.",Whats your favorite animal? I draw you that as a wrestler instead :).
19666,"Damn, I wish I had a pet. I love me some wrestling.",Whats your favorite animal? I draw you that as a wrestler instead :).,"I'd probably say owls. No, I'd definitely say owls. "
19667,Imagine r/CasualConversation as a room where we all are. What is the setting of that room?,I imagine it as a simplistic monochrome black and white. *shrug* just my style i guess. ,So kinda like a neo noir film?
19668,I imagine it as a simplistic monochrome black and white. *shrug* just my style i guess. ,So kinda like a neo noir film?,"More modernized, but that works too haha. "
19669,Imagine r/CasualConversation as a room where we all are. What is the setting of that room?,i don't know about you guys but I am at the beach ,"I can see that, beaches are pretty chill places"
19670,i don't know about you guys but I am at the beach ,"I can see that, beaches are pretty chill places",But the sweat...
19671,"I can see that, beaches are pretty chill places",But the sweat...,Sweat helps you chill!
19672,But the sweat...,Sweat helps you chill!,But because you're overheating in the first place.. ah fuckit a beach's a beach they're nice
19673,Looking for new music. Drop a song in the comments!,"Jay Park, ZICO, DPR Live",Dude I'm Korean haha
19674,"Jay Park, ZICO, DPR Live",Dude I'm Korean haha,Yeet same
19675,Comment a song and I'll listen to it and tell you what I think of it!,Firefly - Childish Gambino,Not my favorite of his but still good. 
19676,Firefly - Childish Gambino,Not my favorite of his but still good. ,Try 3005
19677,Comment a song and I'll listen to it and tell you what I think of it!,Firefly - Childish Gambino,[removed]
19678,Firefly - Childish Gambino,[removed],What's offensive about this? 
19679,Comment a song and I'll listen to it and tell you what I think of it!,Saturn by Sleeping At Last. My all time favorite song.,It's beautiful. 
19680,Saturn by Sleeping At Last. My all time favorite song.,It's beautiful. ,I really think so as well. One of the most beautiful songs I've heard.
19681,Comment a song and I'll listen to it and tell you what I think of it!,Ok how about Out of Time by Blur ?,I like it! 
19682,Ok how about Out of Time by Blur ?,I like it! ,I'm happy you do like it! Blur is so underrated these times...it's a shame.
19683,Comment a song and I'll listen to it and tell you what I think of it!,[removed],"I was wondering what song that was, thanks!"
19684,[removed],"I was wondering what song that was, thanks!",Your welcome!
19685,Let's just talk,"HI there, I am about to go fly on a plane home tomorrow.",Cool! Where's home for you? (You can just give me generals like state or country)
19686,"HI there, I am about to go fly on a plane home tomorrow.",Cool! Where's home for you? (You can just give me generals like state or country),Las Vegas. 
19687,Cool! Where's home for you? (You can just give me generals like state or country),Las Vegas. ,How is it living there? 
19688,Las Vegas. ,How is it living there? ,Hot. Locals rarely visit the strip.
19689,How is it living there? ,Hot. Locals rarely visit the strip.,Oh I bet. Then where's a good place to go that not many people know about in LV?
19690,Let's just talk,Hi. I thought your username was ohitsmycells,Lol that would probably be cooler
19691,Hi. I thought your username was ohitsmycells,Lol that would probably be cooler,Yeah.. :l
19692,Lol that would probably be cooler,Yeah.. :l,So what's something interesting about you?
19693,Yeah.. :l,So what's something interesting about you?,Idk :(
19694,So what's something interesting about you?,Idk :(,Not one thing?
19695,Idk :(,Not one thing?,:( No. I have black hair.
19696,Not one thing?,:( No. I have black hair.,Lol black hair seems nice. Is it naturally black?
19697,:( No. I have black hair.,Lol black hair seems nice. Is it naturally black?,"Yes, it is. :l"
19698,Lol black hair seems nice. Is it naturally black?,"Yes, it is. :l",Would you ever dye it something else?
19699,"Yes, it is. :l",Would you ever dye it something else?,Never. I love black hair! Would you?
19700,Would you ever dye it something else?,Never. I love black hair! Would you?,"Mmmm...if I didn't really feel attached to the color, yeah"
19701,Never. I love black hair! Would you?,"Mmmm...if I didn't really feel attached to the color, yeah",:/ So what are you doing now?
19702,"Mmmm...if I didn't really feel attached to the color, yeah",:/ So what are you doing now?,Watching TV. Watching my son do weird stuff. What are you doing?
19703,:/ So what are you doing now?,Watching TV. Watching my son do weird stuff. What are you doing?,watching youtube
19704,Watching TV. Watching my son do weird stuff. What are you doing?,watching youtube,What kind of videos?
19705,watching youtube,What kind of videos?,album reviews
19706,What kind of videos?,album reviews,What albums?
19707,Let's just talk,Hmm,Lol hey
19708,Hmm,Lol hey,"So, how's your life?"
19709,Lol hey,"So, how's your life?",Could be better but staying positive. What about yours?
19710,What's the most important thing in your life right now?,"College. Orientation tomorrow, first day on Monday.",What school and what will you study?
19711,"College. Orientation tomorrow, first day on Monday.",What school and what will you study?,"Nearby community college, studying Pastry Arts"
19712,What was the best compliment you've ever gotten?,When people tell me they feel comfortable being themselves around me. ,Yes! I love that. Knowing that you put people at ease and make them feel safe is so great. 
19713,When people tell me they feel comfortable being themselves around me. ,Yes! I love that. Knowing that you put people at ease and make them feel safe is so great. ,"It's kind of my biggest goal in life, when it comes to relationships :)"
19714,What was the best compliment you've ever gotten?,Kate felt my arm and said I had muscle,kate's a homie
19715,Kate felt my arm and said I had muscle,kate's a homie,Lmao you like Kanye West?
19716,kate's a homie,Lmao you like Kanye West?,"is that what this is from?
idk he's alright. He's made some classics"
19717,Lmao you like Kanye West?,"is that what this is from?
idk he's alright. He's made some classics","Nah that's not a Kanye lyric, it was just a random question"
19718,What movie(s) could you always watch without getting bored?,Tombstone!,Never heard of it!
19719,Tombstone!,Never heard of it!,It's amazing! It's a Western sorta! You should see it.
19720,Never heard of it!,It's amazing! It's a Western sorta! You should see it.,I'll check it out !
19721,It's amazing! It's a Western sorta! You should see it.,I'll check it out !,One of Val Kilmers best. 
19722,What movie(s) could you always watch without getting bored?,Number one: The Princess Bride,Watched this for english class. I understand why so many people love this movie.
19723,Number one: The Princess Bride,Watched this for english class. I understand why so many people love this movie.,I grew up watching it with my dad like weekly lol so good.
19724,What movie(s) could you always watch without getting bored?,"The breakfast club (me too), back to the future, Harry Potter, mean girls",You know...I've never seen any of the Harry Potter movies or Back to the Future...
19725,"The breakfast club (me too), back to the future, Harry Potter, mean girls",You know...I've never seen any of the Harry Potter movies or Back to the Future...,"Oh, man! Then correct that immediately!"
19726,What movie(s) could you always watch without getting bored?,"Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Never gets old, no matter how silly it is.
",Is this my dad?
19727,"Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Never gets old, no matter how silly it is.
",Is this my dad?,Throw him into the pond!
19728,What movie(s) could you always watch without getting bored?,Inglorious Basterds ,Still have not seen this. Might just watch it right now...
19729,Inglorious Basterds ,Still have not seen this. Might just watch it right now...,Let me know what you think!
19730,Still have not seen this. Might just watch it right now...,Let me know what you think!,I will!
19731,Lets play a game,"1.) I'm 17
2.) My favorite band is Gorillaz
3.) My favorite game is Half-Life 2

🤔",Gorillaz is the lie because Half Life 2 is the best!
19732,"1.) I'm 17
2.) My favorite band is Gorillaz
3.) My favorite game is Half-Life 2

🤔",Gorillaz is the lie because Half Life 2 is the best!,"Haha! HL2 is my 2nd favorite game, after Mirrors edge"
19733,Lets play a game,"I have 2 cats.
I have red hair.
I have a younger brother.",Red hair is true
19734,"I have 2 cats.
I have red hair.
I have a younger brother.",Red hair is true,"It is true, I did two truths and a lie. I apologize, lol."
19735,Red hair is true,"It is true, I did two truths and a lie. I apologize, lol.","All G 

I dont have any pets. I prefer tea to coffee"
19736,"It is true, I did two truths and a lie. I apologize, lol.","All G 

I dont have any pets. I prefer tea to coffee",You preferring tea is true
19737,"All G 

I dont have any pets. I prefer tea to coffee",You preferring tea is true,Chai Latte with a shot of vanilla is the best!
19738,You preferring tea is true,Chai Latte with a shot of vanilla is the best!,/r/tea
19739,Lets play a game,1) I've gotten an award. 2) I've been arrested. ,You've been arrested is the lie
19740,1) I've gotten an award. 2) I've been arrested. ,You've been arrested is the lie,Wrong. I got arrested at the age of 14. I kicked ass. 
19741,You've been arrested is the lie,Wrong. I got arrested at the age of 14. I kicked ass. ,What for?
19742,Wrong. I got arrested at the age of 14. I kicked ass. ,What for?,He kicked ass.
19743,Lets play a game,My favorite band is Radiohead | I have a girlfriend,You have a girlfriend - lie
19744,My favorite band is Radiohead | I have a girlfriend,You have a girlfriend - lie,Oh :-(
19745,I sold an item on Steam for about $230. This was my first time getting an item worth more than a dollar.,I have no idea what any of this is. Lol. I'm so lost. ,Gambling but also for children.
19746,I have no idea what any of this is. Lol. I'm so lost. ,Gambling but also for children.,That to
19747,Has your SO ever made up a lie to test if you were faithful?,"Well, now you've got to tell us the lie!",It's something personal I'd rather not share
19748,"Well, now you've got to tell us the lie!",It's something personal I'd rather not share,This is the internet though.
19749,"If God told you that you were the second coming Jesus and it was time to reveal yourself to the world, how would you convince everyone you really were Jesus and not just a blasphemous, raving mad man?",Get Valve to release Half-Life 3,Only Jesus himself can release Half-Life 3.
19750,Get Valve to release Half-Life 3,Only Jesus himself can release Half-Life 3.,"Jesus got half-life 2 released, we need jesus 2.0 for half-life 3 ;)"
19751,"If God told you that you were the second coming Jesus and it was time to reveal yourself to the world, how would you convince everyone you really were Jesus and not just a blasphemous, raving mad man?","I would just say ""Fuck this"" and kill myself. I'm not interested in being Jesus.",Sadly you'd keep coming back 3 days later
19752,"I would just say ""Fuck this"" and kill myself. I'm not interested in being Jesus.",Sadly you'd keep coming back 3 days later,That's a pretty shitty respawn time. 
19753,"If God told you that you were the second coming Jesus and it was time to reveal yourself to the world, how would you convince everyone you really were Jesus and not just a blasphemous, raving mad man?","Go to Mexico

Me: Hola soy Jesus

Them: ¿como estas Jesus?

Mission accomplished",Why Mexico lmao
19754,"Go to Mexico

Me: Hola soy Jesus

Them: ¿como estas Jesus?

Mission accomplished",Why Mexico lmao,Spanish name
19755,What are some teachers day gifts that teachers will actually like?,Coffee cards? Heartfelt thank you cards? Scratch n win tickets?,"If your kid is a handful: liquor store gift cards.

In Ontario we have LCBO gift cards."
19756,Coffee cards? Heartfelt thank you cards? Scratch n win tickets?,"If your kid is a handful: liquor store gift cards.

In Ontario we have LCBO gift cards.","I'm the student. 😅

Hopefully I'm not too much of a handful, I love my teachers! "
19757,"Just had my second driving lesson, went kinda well!",Question about UK driving? How do you change gears on your LEFT HAND??,How'd you do it???
19758,Question about UK driving? How do you change gears on your LEFT HAND??,How'd you do it???,with our hands
19759,How'd you do it???,with our hands,Right hand
19760,with our hands,Right hand,"Yes, the correct hand. The left one."
19761,"Just had my second driving lesson, went kinda well!",Do you live in scotland by any chance? ,"I live near London, only 17 years old however"
19762,Do you live in scotland by any chance? ,"I live near London, only 17 years old however",I see. Good luck with the test later on then :)
19763,"I live near London, only 17 years old however",I see. Good luck with the test later on then :),Thanks a lot!:)
19764,"Just had my second driving lesson, went kinda well!",Automatic or manual? ,"Manual, but planning to drive an automatic once I pass my test"
19765,Automatic or manual? ,"Manual, but planning to drive an automatic once I pass my test",Why automatic? 
19766,"Manual, but planning to drive an automatic once I pass my test",Why automatic? ,Just feel like it'll be easier
19767,Today is my birthday and I have no plans,"Drink 23 beers, or eat 23 cakes",Now this is a good idea
19768,"Drink 23 beers, or eat 23 cakes",Now this is a good idea,Kfc boxes 
19769,Today is my birthday and I have no plans,"Drink 23 beers, or eat 23 cakes","&gt; 23 cakes

Ugh diabetes."
19770,"Drink 23 beers, or eat 23 cakes","&gt; 23 cakes

Ugh diabetes.",23 mini cupcakes
19771,"&gt; 23 cakes

Ugh diabetes.",23 mini cupcakes,Doesn't matter diabetes. 
19772,"Drink 23 beers, or eat 23 cakes","&gt; 23 cakes

Ugh diabetes.",We can diabeatthis 
19773,"&gt; 23 cakes

Ugh diabetes.",We can diabeatthis ,I hope so 
19774,"Drink 23 beers, or eat 23 cakes","&gt; 23 cakes

Ugh diabetes.","We are here for a good time, not a long time"
19775,"&gt; 23 cakes

Ugh diabetes.","We are here for a good time, not a long time",Touche 
19776,Today is my birthday and I have no plans,Where are you? I'm free.,Massachusetts!
19777,Where are you? I'm free.,Massachusetts!,Go hang out with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck 
19778,Massachusetts!,Go hang out with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck ,Lol do they live here?
19779,Today is my birthday and I have no plans,Tfw it's your birthday today and you're 23. And I open this thread and see my counterpart.,Whaaaaat were like twins or something
19780,Tfw it's your birthday today and you're 23. And I open this thread and see my counterpart.,Whaaaaat were like twins or something,"Well i don't think so, i'm from small russian city.
"
19781,Today is my birthday and I have no plans,"Get drunk, it's a friday after all.",My man lol
19782,"Get drunk, it's a friday after all.",My man lol,Yeeeee
19783,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",about to quit my job at a bar and pursuit my dream into multimedia. Taking a big leap now...,Go big or go home ! All the best ! 
19784,about to quit my job at a bar and pursuit my dream into multimedia. Taking a big leap now...,Go big or go home ! All the best ! ,You sure know how to motivate ;) 
19785,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",Sleep. That's my plan and I've executed greatly.,"Hmm, that's gonna be mine too

Milan is too fucking hot"
19786,Sleep. That's my plan and I've executed greatly.,"Hmm, that's gonna be mine too

Milan is too fucking hot",School has got me already tried as hell.. plus rain makes me even more tired than usual. 
19787,"Hmm, that's gonna be mine too

Milan is too fucking hot",School has got me already tried as hell.. plus rain makes me even more tired than usual. ,"I feel for ya

But rain? That shit good"
19788,"Need new music? Give me a semi-recent band you're into and I'll give you similar suggestions (no rap/country.....sorry, it's not my thing so I'd have no suggestions)",Temples and Tame Impala! Been digging those psychedelic vibes lately,"not OP, but check out foxygen and gold celeste"
19789,Temples and Tame Impala! Been digging those psychedelic vibes lately,"not OP, but check out foxygen and gold celeste","Love Foxygen, but Gold Celeste is a new one for me! This stuff is so great"
19790,"not OP, but check out foxygen and gold celeste","Love Foxygen, but Gold Celeste is a new one for me! This stuff is so great","dope! king gizzard is another band you'd probably like, if ya don't already know them"
19791,"Love Foxygen, but Gold Celeste is a new one for me! This stuff is so great","dope! king gizzard is another band you'd probably like, if ya don't already know them",Dude you have great music taste. Their new album's been on repeat all week haha
19792,"Need new music? Give me a semi-recent band you're into and I'll give you similar suggestions (no rap/country.....sorry, it's not my thing so I'd have no suggestions)",Check out Royal Blood. Start with the song Out of the Black.,Their new album is pretty good too though.
19793,Check out Royal Blood. Start with the song Out of the Black.,Their new album is pretty good too though.,It sure is.
19794,What have you been doing today?,"About to go to sleep, I am pretty tired.",What time is it where you live?
19795,"About to go to sleep, I am pretty tired.",What time is it where you live?,"11:01 pm , netherlands"
19796,What have you been doing today?,Working and shooting,Ok now I'm super jealous. What is your favorite gun to shoot? 
19797,Working and shooting,Ok now I'm super jealous. What is your favorite gun to shoot? ,It changes frequently but right now probably my Benelli M4 shotgun
19798,What have you been doing today?,Doing a video on Metro Circle Lines,"Is it for a class, or more of a documentary you are working on?"
19799,Doing a video on Metro Circle Lines,"Is it for a class, or more of a documentary you are working on?",Nah I am just bored so just talking about metros.
19800,I met a Russian today and it opened my eyes,How did you consider Russians before all of this? ,"All of them were spies with the goal of overthrowing our government, basically."
19801,How did you consider Russians before all of this? ,"All of them were spies with the goal of overthrowing our government, basically.","To you it may seem unrelated, but I must ask. Are you a conservative?"
19802,I met a Russian today and it opened my eyes,"Russians are hard on the outside, but complete sweethearts on the inside. ",Like m&amp;m's!!!
19803,"Russians are hard on the outside, but complete sweethearts on the inside. ",Like m&amp;m's!!!,Exactly like M&amp;Ms
19804,What songs do you listen to when you're deppresed?,Lo fi hip hop is pretty soothing. ,Yesss !!! finally someone who love lo fi here !!!
19805,Lo fi hip hop is pretty soothing. ,Yesss !!! finally someone who love lo fi here !!!,Lo fi is especially great for studying!
19806,What songs do you listen to when you're deppresed?,Stan by Eminem ,Have a listen to some of NF if you haven't. You might like some of it.
19807,Stan by Eminem ,Have a listen to some of NF if you haven't. You might like some of it.,I actually have listened to him already and i love his music! I Just Wanna Know is my favorite 
19808,Have a listen to some of NF if you haven't. You might like some of it.,I actually have listened to him already and i love his music! I Just Wanna Know is my favorite ,I really love Intro III.
19809,What was your first kiss like?,I'll tell you when it happens :(,*le sigh* me too :/
19810,I'll tell you when it happens :(,*le sigh* me too :/,You're probably young though so you have time!
19811,*le sigh* me too :/,You're probably young though so you have time!,"Hey, you do too! We're in this together!"
19812,You're probably young though so you have time!,"Hey, you do too! We're in this together!",I'm not as young as I used to be :(
19813,"Hey, you do too! We're in this together!",I'm not as young as I used to be :(,Don't lose hope! It'll happen eventually I'm sure!
19814,What was your first kiss like?,pffft I have had tones of kisses I AM SO POPULARS AND COOLS HAHAHAHA,I've never heard something more relatable in my life
19815,pffft I have had tones of kisses I AM SO POPULARS AND COOLS HAHAHAHA,I've never heard something more relatable in my life,HAHAHA AGREEDED FELLOW HUMAN
19816,There seems to be a lot of brits in this sub. Is there a reason for that?,This is certainly a more friendly place for naturally timid people such as us Brits. ,I do agree :)
19817,This is certainly a more friendly place for naturally timid people such as us Brits. ,I do agree :),Where are you from?
19818,I do agree :),Where are you from?,"London, baby !"
19819,Where are you from?,"London, baby !","I've only been a few times, last time I went was in January for a date, was kinda meh."
19820,"London, baby !","I've only been a few times, last time I went was in January for a date, was kinda meh.",What was meh ? London or your date ?
19821,"I've only been a few times, last time I went was in January for a date, was kinda meh.",What was meh ? London or your date ?,The date. London was pretty alright.
19822,What was meh ? London or your date ?,The date. London was pretty alright.,"Where are you from ? Yeah I really like living in London, people think I’m crazy. "
19823,The date. London was pretty alright.,"Where are you from ? Yeah I really like living in London, people think I’m crazy. ","Nottingham. I moved here for uni, shitload better than where I grew up."
19824,"Where are you from ? Yeah I really like living in London, people think I’m crazy. ","Nottingham. I moved here for uni, shitload better than where I grew up.",I didn’t grow up in the uk so I do t know much of England unfortunately. 
19825,"Nottingham. I moved here for uni, shitload better than where I grew up.",I didn’t grow up in the uk so I do t know much of England unfortunately. ,Where did you grow up?
19826,I didn’t grow up in the uk so I do t know much of England unfortunately. ,Where did you grow up?,France ! 
19827,Tell me about your crush!,Nah lol livin that single life forever. ,Go you!
19828,Nah lol livin that single life forever. ,Go you!,"Isn't worth the drama, relationships fail a cost-benefit analysis. "
19829,Go you!,"Isn't worth the drama, relationships fail a cost-benefit analysis. ",Why have a relationship when you could have stocks?
19830,"Isn't worth the drama, relationships fail a cost-benefit analysis. ",Why have a relationship when you could have stocks?,Literally yes. 
19831,Go you!,"Isn't worth the drama, relationships fail a cost-benefit analysis. ",Though that might be true in most cases there are counter examples
19832,Tell me about your crush!,Nah lol livin that single life forever. ,sometimes you just gotta be on your own for a long while
19833,Nah lol livin that single life forever. ,sometimes you just gotta be on your own for a long while,For the rest of your life*
19834,Tell me about your crush!,"Hayley Williams, if you’re reading this, here’s an Apple. 🍎",Plot twist: it's another Hayley Williams.
19835,"Hayley Williams, if you’re reading this, here’s an Apple. 🍎",Plot twist: it's another Hayley Williams.,"I would love that, make it happen."
19836,Tell me about your crush!,"Hayley Williams, if you’re reading this, here’s an Apple. 🍎",I guess we have something in common.
19837,"Hayley Williams, if you’re reading this, here’s an Apple. 🍎",I guess we have something in common.,Our love of apples?
19838,Tell me about your crush!,You're my crush ,Not really but I hope you find it as funny as I do 
19839,You're my crush ,Not really but I hope you find it as funny as I do ,"Haha, nice one!"
19840,Dinner!!!,Got some 4 Cheese Ravioli and garlic cheese bread calling for me when i get home. ,Lol I like Texas toast kind
19841,Got some 4 Cheese Ravioli and garlic cheese bread calling for me when i get home. ,Lol I like Texas toast kind,"Texas toast is usually the superior, however in this case it's a nice loaf of french bread."
19842,Dinner!!!,10am on a thursday morning here. Just cooked oats for breakfast :D ,So what you having for dinner later
19843,10am on a thursday morning here. Just cooked oats for breakfast :D ,So what you having for dinner later,"Hmm, dunno yet. Any suggestions? "
19844,So what you having for dinner later,"Hmm, dunno yet. Any suggestions? ",What do you you like
19845,Dinner!!!,its 3am here and all of u guys r making me hungry :P,Lol get up and cook
19846,its 3am here and all of u guys r making me hungry :P,Lol get up and cook,Nope. i have nothing in the house rn. :( Gotta munch on a few chips if i feel too hungry
19847,Lol get up and cook,Nope. i have nothing in the house rn. :( Gotta munch on a few chips if i feel too hungry,Where are you so we can organize a care basket
19848,Dinner!!!,Cheesy potato broccoli soup,No meat?? You just gave me a for dinner tomorrow!!!  Not in soup form tho
19849,Cheesy potato broccoli soup,No meat?? You just gave me a for dinner tomorrow!!!  Not in soup form tho,It's really more a big glob of delicious mush than soup.
19850,No meat?? You just gave me a for dinner tomorrow!!!  Not in soup form tho,It's really more a big glob of delicious mush than soup.,Lol sounds good anyway
19851,Dinner!!!,I will probably order a chicken sandwich.,From where
19852,I will probably order a chicken sandwich.,From where,Local restaurant.
19853,Lets Chat About Anything #4,"I have no idea what to talk about, just want to talk.","thats cool, how was your day?"
19854,"I have no idea what to talk about, just want to talk.","thats cool, how was your day?","Stressful as always, how was your day?"
19855,"thats cool, how was your day?","Stressful as always, how was your day?","Good i guess, i chilled for the most part, why was your day so stressful?"
19856,"Stressful as always, how was your day?","Good i guess, i chilled for the most part, why was your day so stressful?","Work makes every day stressful for me.

Why only good you guess? "
19857,What's one thing you're looking forward to today?,Cooking some things for Thanksgiving ,Already?! It's a bit soon isn't it ;)
19858,Cooking some things for Thanksgiving ,Already?! It's a bit soon isn't it ;),"I get it out of the way, more time to enjoy the day when things are precooked and frozen "
19859,What's one thing you're looking forward to today?,I'm looking forward to you responding to this comment. :P,well wait no longer :3 I'm here. 
19860,I'm looking forward to you responding to this comment. :P,well wait no longer :3 I'm here. ,My dreams have been fulfilled!
19861,well wait no longer :3 I'm here. ,My dreams have been fulfilled!,*high five* 
19862,My dreams have been fulfilled!,*high five* ,Back at ya! *and I miss*
19863,*high five* ,Back at ya! *and I miss*,:( owe why'd you slap my side?! 
19864,What's one thing you're looking forward to today?,"First class of BJJ, been interested for a while and finally decided to",What's BJJ? 
19865,"First class of BJJ, been interested for a while and finally decided to",What's BJJ? ,Brazilian jiu jitsu 
19866,What's BJJ? ,Brazilian jiu jitsu ,Aahhh!! That's so cool. Is it difficult?  
19867,"i went on a date with a dream guy today! Jesus. he is so perfect! but i was so awkward, i acted like a literal potato! how was your day?","Another senseless day, being 19 yo ugly guy sucks as always.","Hey dude, I hate seeing people able to trash talk themselves, I think you are cool."
19868,"Another senseless day, being 19 yo ugly guy sucks as always.","Hey dude, I hate seeing people able to trash talk themselves, I think you are cool.","Thanks for the kind words, I would like to believe that way."
19869,"i went on a date with a dream guy today! Jesus. he is so perfect! but i was so awkward, i acted like a literal potato! how was your day?",Don't worry. He's probably thinking the same thing.,I reallllyyyy doubt it! What's up 
19870,Don't worry. He's probably thinking the same thing.,I reallllyyyy doubt it! What's up ,Why do you say that?
19871,Ask me any questions and I will answer them!,"What do you think look better on men, boxers or briefs?",Not the OP but I had to chime in...boxer briefs are my favourite on dudes.
19872,"What do you think look better on men, boxers or briefs?",Not the OP but I had to chime in...boxer briefs are my favourite on dudes.,Agreed
19873,"What do you think look better on men, boxers or briefs?",Not the OP but I had to chime in...boxer briefs are my favourite on dudes.,"I didn't even think about boxer briefs, but I have never owned any, how comfortable are they?"
19874,Not the OP but I had to chime in...boxer briefs are my favourite on dudes.,"I didn't even think about boxer briefs, but I have never owned any, how comfortable are they?","Grab some Calvin Klein boxer briefs, comfy comfy. "
19875,"I didn't even think about boxer briefs, but I have never owned any, how comfortable are they?","Grab some Calvin Klein boxer briefs, comfy comfy. ","I will look into it, I'm sure the gf won't mind haha"
19876,Not the OP but I had to chime in...boxer briefs are my favourite on dudes.,"I didn't even think about boxer briefs, but I have never owned any, how comfortable are they?",My husband really likes them
19877,"I didn't even think about boxer briefs, but I have never owned any, how comfortable are they?",My husband really likes them,"Cool, my gf will be happy then"
19878,Ask me any questions and I will answer them!,What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?,Haha love that movie! But apparently the answer is 11 meters per second
19879,What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?,Haha love that movie! But apparently the answer is 11 meters per second,Yaaas
19880,Haha love that movie! But apparently the answer is 11 meters per second,Yaaas,Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
19881,Yaaas,Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?,They could grip it by the husk!
19882,Do you smile at random people?,I don't because people would get creeped out.,The two rules still apply I guess
19883,I don't because people would get creeped out.,The two rules still apply I guess,"I live in London, everyone commuting is dead inside."
19884,I just received fan mail,I'm going to check out your band later. Good luck at university!,I'm not even sure if our music is still online...thank you!
19885,I'm going to check out your band later. Good luck at university!,I'm not even sure if our music is still online...thank you!,"Once online, it is never offline. Ala the 'beyonce effect'. "
19886,I'm not even sure if our music is still online...thank you!,"Once online, it is never offline. Ala the 'beyonce effect'. ",Yeap. I still see her music kicking about. 
19887,I'm not even sure if our music is still online...thank you!,"Once online, it is never offline. Ala the 'beyonce effect'. ",Back in my day it was called the Streisand effect
19888,I'm not even sure if our music is still online...thank you!,"Once online, it is never offline. Ala the 'beyonce effect'. ",Did somebody say Allah?
19889,I'm going to check out your band later. Good luck at university!,I'm not even sure if our music is still online...thank you!,"If this is you, you've even got a YouTube channel, lol
"
19890,I'm not even sure if our music is still online...thank you!,"If this is you, you've even got a YouTube channel, lol
",That's us! 16 y/o me on the drums ahah
19891,"If this is you, you've even got a YouTube channel, lol
",That's us! 16 y/o me on the drums ahah,That's pretty decent!  Pretty good camera work on the video even.
19892,"If this is you, you've even got a YouTube channel, lol
",That's us! 16 y/o me on the drums ahah,I really like your music! You have a new fan!!!
19893,That's us! 16 y/o me on the drums ahah,I really like your music! You have a new fan!!!,Awh thank you!
19894,"If this is you, you've even got a YouTube channel, lol
",That's us! 16 y/o me on the drums ahah,"I really like Alone at Rock Bottom, good stuff OP."
19895,That's us! 16 y/o me on the drums ahah,"I really like Alone at Rock Bottom, good stuff OP.",Thank you!
19896,"If this is you, you've even got a YouTube channel, lol
",That's us! 16 y/o me on the drums ahah,I gave it a like on youtube just it was stuck at 110...looks like y'all were having fun!
19897,I'm going to check out your band later. Good luck at university!,I'm not even sure if our music is still online...thank you!,Point us to it. Show off a little :)
19898,I just received fan mail,🕥🎹📣📲🎶📞🎹🥝🥝🍄🍞🥝🥝🍇🥒🌶🍅🍍🍍🥐and I 🍐🍄☎️ have a pais d 🥝🥝🍎🍇and ,Wut
19899,🕥🎹📣📲🎶📞🎹🥝🥝🍄🍞🥝🥝🍇🥒🌶🍅🍍🍍🥐and I 🍐🍄☎️ have a pais d 🥝🥝🍎🍇and ,Wut,"Oops. I have a 15 month old, she fucking loves phones. "
19900,I just received fan mail,where about in Wales are ya from mate?,"I currently live in Cardiff, originally up from the west coast :)"
19901,where about in Wales are ya from mate?,"I currently live in Cardiff, originally up from the west coast :)",Cool!
19902,I just received fan mail,"If it's on Spotify or YouTube, I'mma definitely check it out.","My solo stuff is, but the band's stuff isn't anymore"
19903,"If it's on Spotify or YouTube, I'mma definitely check it out.","My solo stuff is, but the band's stuff isn't anymore",Gotcha.
19904,I just received fan mail,No Kissing in the Gymnasium? I remember you guys!,Wait...you knew our music??
19905,No Kissing in the Gymnasium? I remember you guys!,Wait...you knew our music??,You kidding me? I got a bunch of my friends into your band.
19906,Wait...you knew our music??,You kidding me? I got a bunch of my friends into your band.,That's awesome! Thanks!!
19907,Truth or dare!,Truth...,What is something you wish you got complimented more on?
19908,Truth...,What is something you wish you got complimented more on?,"My curiosity, and my diverse, eclectic tastes..."
19909,Why did you start using Reddit?,"My ex made me one
I became hooked 
We broke up
I made a new one 

Here we are. ",Sorry to hear about that. At least your love of Reddit remained 
19910,"My ex made me one
I became hooked 
We broke up
I made a new one 

Here we are. ",Sorry to hear about that. At least your love of Reddit remained ,Lol not a bad thing but Reddit was definitely one of the good things I got from him.
19911,Sorry to hear about that. At least your love of Reddit remained ,Lol not a bad thing but Reddit was definitely one of the good things I got from him.,And what a great thing it is 
19912,Why did you start using Reddit?,Mainly because I wanted to participate in some of the sub related to what I like.,Makes sense tbh
19913,Mainly because I wanted to participate in some of the sub related to what I like.,Makes sense tbh,"Yeah, pretty default answer I guess."
19914,"Met good friend's girlfriend, she didn't like me. He told me she said it's me or her.",How long has he known her?,"A year, he started dating her a month ago. "
19915,How long has he known her?,"A year, he started dating her a month ago. ","Wow. Kinda a dick move on his part.

Obviously most of the blame goes to succubus girl wonder."
19916,"A year, he started dating her a month ago. ","Wow. Kinda a dick move on his part.

Obviously most of the blame goes to succubus girl wonder.",I agree. Maybe our paths will cross again in the future. 
19917,"Wow. Kinda a dick move on his part.

Obviously most of the blame goes to succubus girl wonder.",I agree. Maybe our paths will cross again in the future. ,"Unless he realises that he was a douchey douche, then I’d say forget him."
19918,I agree. Maybe our paths will cross again in the future. ,"Unless he realises that he was a douchey douche, then I’d say forget him.",Well I knew the guy since 2008.
19919,"Met good friend's girlfriend, she didn't like me. He told me she said it's me or her.","Try to be there for him when she inevitably fucks him over, too.","You're right, I can see that happening. Which will suck, because he isn't a bad dude. "
19920,"Try to be there for him when she inevitably fucks him over, too.","You're right, I can see that happening. Which will suck, because he isn't a bad dude. ","Keep your chin up, mate. It's not your fault."
19921,"You're right, I can see that happening. Which will suck, because he isn't a bad dude. ","Keep your chin up, mate. It's not your fault.",Thanks for the support.
19922,"Met good friend's girlfriend, she didn't like me. He told me she said it's me or her.",Sorry to hear that chap.,"Thanks, I appreciate it. "
19923,Sorry to hear that chap.,"Thanks, I appreciate it. ","No problem, I can't imagine how it feels."
19924,What would 13 year old you be most proud of current you of?,Probably how ive managed to learn to face some of my fears.,What were some fears?
19925,Probably how ive managed to learn to face some of my fears.,What were some fears?,"being afraid to ask girls out, being less socially anxious/paranoid. Fear of trying new things."
19926,What were some fears?,"being afraid to ask girls out, being less socially anxious/paranoid. Fear of trying new things.",Same here! This year especially I got over most of these fears by trying new things 
19927,"Ask me a question, then I´ll respond and ask you a question!",Are you a dog person or a cat person,"Hard question, I love them both. But if I have to choose one I´ll have to go with dogs."
19928,Are you a dog person or a cat person,"Hard question, I love them both. But if I have to choose one I´ll have to go with dogs.",I have a swim meet today so I guess that. What's your favorite game
19929,"Ask me a question, then I´ll respond and ask you a question!",What are your go to pizza toppings?,I´m a sucker for Pizza Funghi. What have you been watching lately?
19930,What are your go to pizza toppings?,I´m a sucker for Pizza Funghi. What have you been watching lately?,"Whose line is it anyway reruns. Love that show.

What would you do for a klodike ^^TM^^ bar"
19931,"Ask me a question, then I´ll respond and ask you a question!",What is your dream car?,A G-Wagon. What small thing can make your day?
19932,What is your dream car?,A G-Wagon. What small thing can make your day?,My father smiling.
19933,"Ask me a question, then I´ll respond and ask you a question!",I'm too lazy to go to the gym today. What do I do to overcome this?,I’m lazy myself. But take a shower and step outside the door maybe? 
19934,I'm too lazy to go to the gym today. What do I do to overcome this?,I’m lazy myself. But take a shower and step outside the door maybe? ,I'll try!
19935,"Ask me a question, then I´ll respond and ask you a question!",Favourite biscuit variant? Mine are shortbread.,"Bastogne,  you know it?"
19936,Favourite biscuit variant? Mine are shortbread.,"Bastogne,  you know it?","Can't say I have, unfortunately."
19937,"I have an in person job interview today for a career opportunity in my field. After months of phone rejections, job applications, a messed up laptop, eating ramen, I finally get to see someone face to face for an interview.","GOOD LUCK! ITS NOT YOUR LAST SHOT, LOVE. 

AHHHHH!","I know, but I always get my hopes up for no reason. "
19938,"GOOD LUCK! ITS NOT YOUR LAST SHOT, LOVE. 

AHHHHH!","I know, but I always get my hopes up for no reason. ",Never forget it's not your last shot! Be persistent! Have confidence!
19939,"I know, but I always get my hopes up for no reason. ",Never forget it's not your last shot! Be persistent! Have confidence!,"Thanks, I'm about to leave now for the interview. Dressed for success. "
19940,Never forget it's not your last shot! Be persistent! Have confidence!,"Thanks, I'm about to leave now for the interview. Dressed for success. ",How'd it go?
19941,"I have an in person job interview today for a career opportunity in my field. After months of phone rejections, job applications, a messed up laptop, eating ramen, I finally get to see someone face to face for an interview.",Grab’em by the pussy!!,Haha
19942,Grab’em by the pussy!!,Haha,Best luck man!! Forgot to say it!!
19943,Haha,Best luck man!! Forgot to say it!!,"Thank you, thank you"
19944,"I have an in person job interview today for a career opportunity in my field. After months of phone rejections, job applications, a messed up laptop, eating ramen, I finally get to see someone face to face for an interview.",Good luck. Hope you crack it. ,"Thanks, this means so much. Good vibes are key."
19945,Good luck. Hope you crack it. ,"Thanks, this means so much. Good vibes are key.",Holding thumbs. Don’t forget to update us. 
19946,"I have an in person job interview today for a career opportunity in my field. After months of phone rejections, job applications, a messed up laptop, eating ramen, I finally get to see someone face to face for an interview.",Goodluck man!,"Thanks, I already had the interview. It was yesterday. "
19947,Goodluck man!,"Thanks, I already had the interview. It was yesterday. ",When will you know if you got the job?
19948,What do you look like in your dreams?,I don't think that I have ever seen myself in a dream. I wonder what that means ,"same, i’ve never seen myself in my dream before"
19949,I don't think that I have ever seen myself in a dream. I wonder what that means ,"same, i’ve never seen myself in my dream before",yeah the void thing is more recent (last 5 to 10 years) but even before that never saw myself 
19950,What do you look like in your dreams?,I see myself with bangs and dark hair...sometimes I don't have a body. ,And what's your hair like in real life?
19951,I see myself with bangs and dark hair...sometimes I don't have a body. ,And what's your hair like in real life?,"Long and brown, no bangs"
19952,And what's your hair like in real life?,"Long and brown, no bangs","I wonder, why would your mind give you different hair in your dreams... Maybe it suits you more?"
19953,"Long and brown, no bangs","I wonder, why would your mind give you different hair in your dreams... Maybe it suits you more?",Maybe? Im not really sure.
19954,Why are you up late?,"It 11am over here, I'm about to head over to campus.",Where in the world are you?
19955,"It 11am over here, I'm about to head over to campus.",Where in the world are you?,The UK
19956,Why are you up late?,Heartbroken. ,You okay? 
19957,Heartbroken. ,You okay? ,I'm alive at least. 
19958,What are your 2018 travel plans?,Poland. I want to see my ex lol,How does that work? Haha 
19959,Poland. I want to see my ex lol,How does that work? Haha ,We have issues lol
19960,How does that work? Haha ,We have issues lol,"Hahaha, does she want you to visit too? "
19961,I love you,You just made this weird. But thanks,Love is weird?
19962,You just made this weird. But thanks,Love is weird?,... We’re cousins.
19963,Love is weird?,... We’re cousins.,"If by cousins, you mean unconditional lovers, you can say that again"
19964,... We’re cousins.,"If by cousins, you mean unconditional lovers, you can say that again",Roll Tide?
19965,... We’re cousins.,"If by cousins, you mean unconditional lovers, you can say that again","*gasp* how’d you know? :,)"
19966,Love is weird?,... We’re cousins.,Lets go bowling
19967,... We’re cousins.,Lets go bowling,"If by bowling you mean kissing in the rain, you can say that again"
19968,Lets go bowling,"If by bowling you mean kissing in the rain, you can say that again",I’ve never been more down for something in my life
19969,I love you,Why?,"You’re a good person at heart, even if no one notices and I love you"
19970,Why?,"You’re a good person at heart, even if no one notices and I love you",[removed]
19971,Why?,"You’re a good person at heart, even if no one notices and I love you","Thanks. Love you too, buddy."
19972,I love you,Are you trying to sell me chocolate or what?,Did someone say *chocolates*
19973,Are you trying to sell me chocolate or what?,Did someone say *chocolates*,"I remember when they first invented chocolate. *Sweet, sweet chocolate* "
19974,Did someone say *chocolates*,"I remember when they first invented chocolate. *Sweet, sweet chocolate* ",I always hated it!
19975,"I remember when they first invented chocolate. *Sweet, sweet chocolate* ",I always hated it!,WHATRE THEY SELLING??
19976,I always hated it!,WHATRE THEY SELLING??,THEYRE SELLING CHUAHKLATES
19977,WHATRE THEY SELLING??,THEYRE SELLING CHUAHKLATES,"**WHATRE THEY SELLING??!!!""**"
19978,THEYRE SELLING CHUAHKLATES,"**WHATRE THEY SELLING??!!!""**","**MA, THEYRE SELLING CHUAKLATES!**"
19979,I love you,I thought you would never say it! It's been 24 years!,"I was busy, god"
19980,I thought you would never say it! It's been 24 years!,"I was busy, god",WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TOO BUSY TO LOVE ME
19981,"I was busy, god",WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TOO BUSY TO LOVE ME,IM DONE. IM LEAVING. KEEP THE CAT
19982,WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TOO BUSY TO LOVE ME,IM DONE. IM LEAVING. KEEP THE CAT,I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL
19983,I love you,"Prove it!!!
","*lifts up sleeve*

I got a tattoo of your face"
19984,"Prove it!!!
","*lifts up sleeve*

I got a tattoo of your face",You poor thing. I accept it as proof.
19985,I love you,"Get to know me, I bet you'll fall out of love for some reason :)
",Why would I get to know someone I already know everything about? 
19986,"Get to know me, I bet you'll fall out of love for some reason :)
",Why would I get to know someone I already know everything about? ,Because love isn't true love when it's once sided.
19987,Why would I get to know someone I already know everything about? ,Because love isn't true love when it's once sided.,"Sides only exist in math beautiful, not in love"
19988,I love you,"It's not like I like YOU, or a-anything
...
B-baka!",You don’t have to like me to love me baka 
19989,"It's not like I like YOU, or a-anything
...
B-baka!",You don’t have to like me to love me baka ,"Fine.
I respect that, Senpai"
19990,I love you,why,You’re an amazing person 
19991,why,You’re an amazing person ,"aw, thank you
"
19992,I love you,Aww! This is like him to me....,"Love never leaves, it only gets recycled "
19993,Aww! This is like him to me....,"Love never leaves, it only gets recycled ",😢
19994,I love you,At least buy me dinner first,"*holding plate in hand*

Where should I put it"
19995,At least buy me dinner first,"*holding plate in hand*

Where should I put it","*takes plate, shares it with you*"
19996,I love you,I don't know you anymore. ,It was a **mistake**
19997,I don't know you anymore. ,It was a **mistake**,Was it **really**?
19998,It was a **mistake**,Was it **really**?,HE KISSED ME WHEN I WASNT EVEN LOOKING
19999,Was it **really**?,HE KISSED ME WHEN I WASNT EVEN LOOKING,How were you not looking out the front of your face?
20000,HE KISSED ME WHEN I WASNT EVEN LOOKING,How were you not looking out the front of your face?,He was wearing all camouflage 
20001,How were you not looking out the front of your face?,He was wearing all camouflage ,Camouflage doesn't make people invisible when they're that close. 
20002,He was wearing all camouflage ,Camouflage doesn't make people invisible when they're that close. ,"Fine I kissed him, but only because I wasn’t getting any from you :("
20003,Camouflage doesn't make people invisible when they're that close. ,"Fine I kissed him, but only because I wasn’t getting any from you :(",You... You only had to ask ;_;
20004,I love you,"Aww thanks, lol. Love you too.",I especially love you for delivering my mail
20005,"Aww thanks, lol. Love you too.",I especially love you for delivering my mail,You’re welcome. My pleasure. :)
20006,I love you,"It's not you, it's me.","It’s not you, it’s her"
20007,"It's not you, it's me.","It’s not you, it’s her","It's her, not you."
20008,I am going to make assumptions about you based off your usernames.,Hit me with what you got!,I think you are the random trivia person who delights in having knowledge to spout. 
20009,Hit me with what you got!,I think you are the random trivia person who delights in having knowledge to spout. ,Only when referring to the American bison and the show Psych. But pretty accurate
20010,I am going to make assumptions about you based off your usernames.,Hey,You want to do more than you can chew. Often starting projects but not finishing them. 
20011,Hey,You want to do more than you can chew. Often starting projects but not finishing them. ,Mossad
20012,I am going to make assumptions about you based off your usernames.,Do mine thx,You like to takes things slowly. You enjoy your me time and rather not have to socialize a lot. 
20013,Do mine thx,You like to takes things slowly. You enjoy your me time and rather not have to socialize a lot. ,I don't know how you got that from my username but damn you got me
20014,You like to takes things slowly. You enjoy your me time and rather not have to socialize a lot. ,I don't know how you got that from my username but damn you got me,I just put what comes to mind. 50/50
20015,I am going to make assumptions about you based off your usernames.,"Dang, I was late.",-leaves pie for you- 
20016,"Dang, I was late.",-leaves pie for you- ,Pumpkin?
20017,-leaves pie for you- ,Pumpkin?,indeed. Happy Early Thanksgiving! 
20018,I am going to make assumptions about you based off your usernames.,It's a shame this is closed. I'd be low hanging fruit.,-leaves apple pie for you- 
20019,It's a shame this is closed. I'd be low hanging fruit.,-leaves apple pie for you- ,heh
20020,I am going to make assumptions about you based off your usernames.,It's a shame this is closed. I'd be low hanging fruit.,"Hey, friend. I bet the same assumptions can be made about you and I. "
20021,It's a shame this is closed. I'd be low hanging fruit.,"Hey, friend. I bet the same assumptions can be made about you and I. ",You might just be right there
20022,I am going to make assumptions about you based off your usernames.,This will be fun,You are someone that tries to do right by people. You like to help others. 
20023,This will be fun,You are someone that tries to do right by people. You like to help others. ,"You are awesome, and nice."
20024,I am going to make assumptions about you based off your usernames.,And well you should!!,You try to keep things simple because if not you get overwhelmed. 
20025,And well you should!!,You try to keep things simple because if not you get overwhelmed. ,"A swing and a miss. Frugalista, I'm *frugal*."
20026,You try to keep things simple because if not you get overwhelmed. ,"A swing and a miss. Frugalista, I'm *frugal*.",I mean I could of went that way but again just putting things that pop into my mind haha 
20027,I am going to make assumptions about you based off your usernames.,Hi,You have many secrets and often it makes you lonely. So you are starting to reach out more. 
20028,Hi,You have many secrets and often it makes you lonely. So you are starting to reach out more. ,"I am lonely, not secretive though lmao."
20029,I am going to make assumptions about you based off your usernames.,"Seems interesting enough, why not ",You are very imaginative and sometimes get lost in your own thoughts a lot. 
20030,"Seems interesting enough, why not ",You are very imaginative and sometimes get lost in your own thoughts a lot. ,"Damn, you got that right"
20031,I am going to make assumptions about you based off your usernames.,I'm very interested in what you have to say,You are the kind of person who tries to be an ally to others. Maybe even volunteering. 
20032,I'm very interested in what you have to say,You are the kind of person who tries to be an ally to others. Maybe even volunteering. ,....thats scary accurate 
20033,"What are your ""guilty pleasure"" songs?",Abba. ,Any specific songs or just the whole band?
20034,Abba. ,Any specific songs or just the whole band?,Mostly their hits. I came along not long after their heyday but recall the hits. 
20035,"What are your ""guilty pleasure"" songs?",Africa by Todo,*Toto
20036,Africa by Todo,*Toto,Oops! My bad
20037,A homeless woman teaches me a lesson.,"this post was what i needed to get through the morning, thanks OP!",You're welcome! Hope you turn your morning from an obstacle into an adventure :)
20038,"this post was what i needed to get through the morning, thanks OP!",You're welcome! Hope you turn your morning from an obstacle into an adventure :),You're a good guy
20039,Choose one - Would you rather??,Could I choose the first one but still eat and keep my perfect body?,"Good question..haha, I just modified the question to account for this."
20040,Could I choose the first one but still eat and keep my perfect body?,"Good question..haha, I just modified the question to account for this.","Yeah, in that case the answer is I'd take neither. "
20041,"Good question..haha, I just modified the question to account for this.","Yeah, in that case the answer is I'd take neither. ",That's not how it works lol
20042,"Yeah, in that case the answer is I'd take neither. ",That's not how it works lol,"Well, I like sleeping and I like eating so being forced to give one of them up kind of sucks. "
20043,That's not how it works lol,"Well, I like sleeping and I like eating so being forced to give one of them up kind of sucks. ","If you don't pick, you get the worst of both."
20044,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.",I want to change and become a better version of myself that I can fine with. ,Do you know how you would like to be?  
20045,I want to change and become a better version of myself that I can fine with. ,Do you know how you would like to be?  ,No :(
20046,Do you know how you would like to be?  ,No :(,It is hard to make general changes.   Can you think of something concrete to change?
20047,No :(,It is hard to make general changes.   Can you think of something concrete to change?,It's hard when life doesn't go as planned. 
20048,It is hard to make general changes.   Can you think of something concrete to change?,It's hard when life doesn't go as planned. ,Does life ever go as planned?
20049,It's hard when life doesn't go as planned. ,Does life ever go as planned?,"for many it does. but for me, i get nothing"
20050,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.",In the middle of writing my personal statement OMG it's really hard,For college?
20051,In the middle of writing my personal statement OMG it's really hard,For college?,Graduate school actually. I managed to finish it later that day XD
20052,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.","If anybody is still active in this thread, please celebrate my 100 days on reddit with me :)",Congrats!
20053,"If anybody is still active in this thread, please celebrate my 100 days on reddit with me :)",Congrats!,"Thanks both of you, im proud!"
20054,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.","If anybody is still active in this thread, please celebrate my 100 days on reddit with me :)",Congratulations and welcome to the family!
20055,"If anybody is still active in this thread, please celebrate my 100 days on reddit with me :)",Congratulations and welcome to the family!,Thanks!
20056,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.","If anybody is still active in this thread, please celebrate my 100 days on reddit with me :)",Grats on 101 days
20057,"If anybody is still active in this thread, please celebrate my 100 days on reddit with me :)",Grats on 101 days,And I won't be leaving any time soon!
20058,What small thing do you love?,"When someone tells a joke that makes me legitimately laugh, not just a polite/ mandatory laugh ",It's pretty hard to find someone who can do that. 
20059,"When someone tells a joke that makes me legitimately laugh, not just a polite/ mandatory laugh ",It's pretty hard to find someone who can do that. ,I laugh at my own jokes all the time tho ngl 
20060,It's pretty hard to find someone who can do that. ,I laugh at my own jokes all the time tho ngl ,"Me too, I will literally put myself in a fit of laughter even if I'm home alone"
20061,"I just witnessed a girl at the gym turn on the treadmill to the highest setting. She had both feet on the side of the machine while she was on her phone. She did that for about 30-40 minutes without ever running. Then, she left. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen, what's your take on it?","App connected to the treadmill, posting huge results to a profile while doing nothing.",Didn't know that you could do this
20062,"App connected to the treadmill, posting huge results to a profile while doing nothing.",Didn't know that you could do this,And all this time you've been running on it with your legs like a chump.
20063,"App connected to the treadmill, posting huge results to a profile while doing nothing.",Didn't know that you could do this,Could just take a picture of the treadmill display at the end as “proof” of work
20064,"I just witnessed a girl at the gym turn on the treadmill to the highest setting. She had both feet on the side of the machine while she was on her phone. She did that for about 30-40 minutes without ever running. Then, she left. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen, what's your take on it?","App connected to the treadmill, posting huge results to a profile while doing nothing.",Some people are so hooked on social media it's become reality for them.
20065,"App connected to the treadmill, posting huge results to a profile while doing nothing.",Some people are so hooked on social media it's become reality for them.,Just look at reddit.  People think this shit is real life.
20066,Some people are so hooked on social media it's become reality for them.,Just look at reddit.  People think this shit is real life.,"Is.... is it not?

oh god...

Ohhh GOD!!"
20067,Just look at reddit.  People think this shit is real life.,"Is.... is it not?

oh god...

Ohhh GOD!!",I HAVE NO LIFE
20068,Some people are so hooked on social media it's become reality for them.,Just look at reddit.  People think this shit is real life.,You think this is a game mother fucker? 
20069,Some people are so hooked on social media it's become reality for them.,Just look at reddit.  People think this shit is real life.,"i know

people take things so seriously on here"
20070,Some people are so hooked on social media it's become reality for them.,Just look at reddit.  People think this shit is real life.,What do you mean real life? Like you think people can grab a coffee and go for a walk in reddit?
20071,Some people are so hooked on social media it's become reality for them.,Just look at reddit.  People think this shit is real life.,It's not like I have another life to think is real.
20072,"App connected to the treadmill, posting huge results to a profile while doing nothing.",Some people are so hooked on social media it's become reality for them.,Black Mirror s01e02
20073,Some people are so hooked on social media it's become reality for them.,Black Mirror s01e02,Latest orville episode too
20074,"App connected to the treadmill, posting huge results to a profile while doing nothing.",Some people are so hooked on social media it's become reality for them.,At least it's getting her in the gym?
20075,"App connected to the treadmill, posting huge results to a profile while doing nothing.",Some people are so hooked on social media it's become reality for them.,Some people are so hooked on reddit it's become reality for them (me).
20076,"I just witnessed a girl at the gym turn on the treadmill to the highest setting. She had both feet on the side of the machine while she was on her phone. She did that for about 30-40 minutes without ever running. Then, she left. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen, what's your take on it?","App connected to the treadmill, posting huge results to a profile while doing nothing.",wow. the lengths people go to shit post on fb
20077,"App connected to the treadmill, posting huge results to a profile while doing nothing.",wow. the lengths people go to shit post on fb,I'm gonna go with Instagram on this one.
20078,"I just witnessed a girl at the gym turn on the treadmill to the highest setting. She had both feet on the side of the machine while she was on her phone. She did that for about 30-40 minutes without ever running. Then, she left. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen, what's your take on it?",Maybe she was training her phone?,Wish I would've known this sooner! My phone could've participated in the 10K last week
20079,Maybe she was training her phone?,Wish I would've known this sooner! My phone could've participated in the 10K last week,*the more you know*
20080,Maybe she was training her phone?,Wish I would've known this sooner! My phone could've participated in the 10K last week,Some insurance companies give you discounts or freebies....
20081,"I just witnessed a girl at the gym turn on the treadmill to the highest setting. She had both feet on the side of the machine while she was on her phone. She did that for about 30-40 minutes without ever running. Then, she left. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen, what's your take on it?","Maybe she fully intended to run, but got trapped in the ""one more click"" cycle.","Quite possible. But, why did she have the treadmill running? "
20082,"Maybe she fully intended to run, but got trapped in the ""one more click"" cycle.","Quite possible. But, why did she have the treadmill running? ","Because she was ""juuuuust about to start"" the whole time."
20083,"Quite possible. But, why did she have the treadmill running? ","Because she was ""juuuuust about to start"" the whole time.",That's me at work every day.
20084,"I just witnessed a girl at the gym turn on the treadmill to the highest setting. She had both feet on the side of the machine while she was on her phone. She did that for about 30-40 minutes without ever running. Then, she left. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen, what's your take on it?","Maybe she fully intended to run, but got trapped in the ""one more click"" cycle.",cl and d look wayyy too similar on reddit
20085,"Maybe she fully intended to run, but got trapped in the ""one more click"" cycle.",cl and d look wayyy too similar on reddit,/r/keming
20086,"I just witnessed a girl at the gym turn on the treadmill to the highest setting. She had both feet on the side of the machine while she was on her phone. She did that for about 30-40 minutes without ever running. Then, she left. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen, what's your take on it?",I'm just surprised how she was able to stay in that position for so long.,You and me both
20087,I'm just surprised how she was able to stay in that position for so long.,You and me both,XD
20088,"I just witnessed a girl at the gym turn on the treadmill to the highest setting. She had both feet on the side of the machine while she was on her phone. She did that for about 30-40 minutes without ever running. Then, she left. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen, what's your take on it?",I'm just surprised how she was able to stay in that position for so long.,A lot of practice.
20089,I'm just surprised how she was able to stay in that position for so long.,A lot of practice.,Standing Therapy. 👍
20090,A lot of practice.,Standing Therapy. 👍,"She can do it on her back, too."
20091,Standing Therapy. 👍,"She can do it on her back, too.",???
20092,"She can do it on her back, too.",???,(I was making a joke about her having open legs)
20093,???,(I was making a joke about her having open legs),...
20094,(I was making a joke about her having open legs),...,;)
20095,"I just witnessed a girl at the gym turn on the treadmill to the highest setting. She had both feet on the side of the machine while she was on her phone. She did that for about 30-40 minutes without ever running. Then, she left. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen, what's your take on it?",I'm just surprised how she was able to stay in that position for so long.,Exercise ?
20096,I'm just surprised how she was able to stay in that position for so long.,Exercise ?,Bingo!
20097,"I just witnessed a girl at the gym turn on the treadmill to the highest setting. She had both feet on the side of the machine while she was on her phone. She did that for about 30-40 minutes without ever running. Then, she left. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen, what's your take on it?",She’s probably going there just to say that she goes to a gym.,Unfortunately that's a very common practice to happen nowadays 
20098,She’s probably going there just to say that she goes to a gym.,Unfortunately that's a very common practice to happen nowadays ,r/lewronggeneration 
20099,"I just witnessed a girl at the gym turn on the treadmill to the highest setting. She had both feet on the side of the machine while she was on her phone. She did that for about 30-40 minutes without ever running. Then, she left. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen, what's your take on it?",She was recording her heartbeat for this other girl who wants to be an astronaut.,this a gattaca reference?
20100,She was recording her heartbeat for this other girl who wants to be an astronaut.,this a gattaca reference?,I wrote that with my left hand...
20101,"I just witnessed a girl at the gym turn on the treadmill to the highest setting. She had both feet on the side of the machine while she was on her phone. She did that for about 30-40 minutes without ever running. Then, she left. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen, what's your take on it?","Bruh you reached all, congrats",Thanks!
20102,"Bruh you reached all, congrats",Thanks!,"Yep yw, and your story is very interesting"
20103,Thinking about moving in the next two years. Can you tell me why your state or country is a great place to live ?,Do not move to Texas. ,Hm.
20104,Do not move to Texas. ,Hm.,:o
20105,Thinking about moving in the next two years. Can you tell me why your state or country is a great place to live ?,Do not move to Texas. ,"Texan here, can confirm this place is pretty lame."
20106,Do not move to Texas. ,"Texan here, can confirm this place is pretty lame.",traitor!
20107,Thinking about moving in the next two years. Can you tell me why your state or country is a great place to live ?,Do not move to Texas. ,"Wasn't high on my list anyway ! Out of curiosity, why not ?"
20108,Do not move to Texas. ,"Wasn't high on my list anyway ! Out of curiosity, why not ?",We have enough transplants. Find your own good economy. 
20109,Thinking about moving in the next two years. Can you tell me why your state or country is a great place to live ?,Iowa has little crime other than idiots doing their thing.,I do love potatoes
20110,Iowa has little crime other than idiots doing their thing.,I do love potatoes,THAT'S IDAHO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
20111,"about to pull an all nighter, any tips on how to pull through even if i feel like death?",Coffee. Lots and lots of coffee. ,"i actually wish coffee helps, i can still sleep like a pig after! hahaha thank you though! "
20112,Coffee. Lots and lots of coffee. ,"i actually wish coffee helps, i can still sleep like a pig after! hahaha thank you though! ","Lots of strong coffee!

Oink, Oink!"
20113,"I'm about to ask out a guy I like later today, and I have a lot of nervous energy!","I have no good advice to give but I wish you luck :) keep us informed, you can do it ! ","Thanks so much, I really hope it goes well haha, I'll let you know how it goes :)"
20114,"I have no good advice to give but I wish you luck :) keep us informed, you can do it ! ","Thanks so much, I really hope it goes well haha, I'll let you know how it goes :)",He said no :(
20115,"Thanks so much, I really hope it goes well haha, I'll let you know how it goes :)",He said no :(,Because he didn’t say no he was just already in a relationship... and not interested in women.
20116,"I'm about to ask out a guy I like later today, and I have a lot of nervous energy!",Go for it! Tell us how it went :),I will do :)
20117,Go for it! Tell us how it went :),I will do :),I hope you do your best!
20118,Go for it! Tell us how it went :),I will do :),C’mon OP! We’re counting on you!!
20119,What shirt are you currently wearing?,"My shirt has a cat on it wearing glasses, with the caption ""nevertheless, she purrsisted.""",I am weirdly wearing this exact same shirt. High five!
20120,"My shirt has a cat on it wearing glasses, with the caption ""nevertheless, she purrsisted.""",I am weirdly wearing this exact same shirt. High five!,OMG what are the chance of two people wearing the same shirt like that! Whoa!!!
20121,Bored small town young woman. I really need to talk to people about anything. All my friends are currently out of town.,What is your biggest realistic fear?,"Not being loved.

You?
"
20122,What is your biggest realistic fear?,"Not being loved.

You?
",never finding someone I enjoy spending my life with
20123,"Not being loved.

You?
",never finding someone I enjoy spending my life with,"Yeah, that would suck. Got many friends?"
20124,Bored small town young woman. I really need to talk to people about anything. All my friends are currently out of town.,Where would you like to travel to? ,Hmm. Maybe France. I would like to find a more open community.
20125,Where would you like to travel to? ,Hmm. Maybe France. I would like to find a more open community.,"I'm going to Paris in 3 weeks, I can't wait! :) "
20126,I like the sound of typing on a keyboard,I type with one finger.,that must take a while...
20127,I type with one finger.,that must take a while...,Yeah it takes me forever to type. 
20128,that must take a while...,Yeah it takes me forever to type. ,"...but you sound like a CEO, so there's that."
20129,Yeah it takes me forever to type. ,"...but you sound like a CEO, so there's that.",I do have that. Thanks for making me remember that I have a reason to wake up for.
20130,I like the sound of typing on a keyboard,I like the iphone keyboard pop noises a bit. ,yess! The sound is just so satisfying. Especially if you can type really fast 
20131,I like the iphone keyboard pop noises a bit. ,yess! The sound is just so satisfying. Especially if you can type really fast ,Kinda similiar to a geiger counter
20132,I like the sound of typing on a keyboard,My bf just got a mechanical keyboard and I love the clicky noise,ohhh aren't those the keyboards that have the really thick keys like an old iMac keyboard?
20133,My bf just got a mechanical keyboard and I love the clicky noise,ohhh aren't those the keyboards that have the really thick keys like an old iMac keyboard?,"Yep, or like the ubiquitous IBM model M"
20134,ohhh aren't those the keyboards that have the really thick keys like an old iMac keyboard?,"Yep, or like the ubiquitous IBM model M",I love the sound of those so much oml 
20135,I like the sound of typing on a keyboard,"Get a cherry bridge mechanical keyboard, Once you go clack you don't go back.",I want one so bad! But I have a laptop and no place for a desktop :(
20136,"Get a cherry bridge mechanical keyboard, Once you go clack you don't go back.",I want one so bad! But I have a laptop and no place for a desktop :(,"Get a lap desk, might give you enough room for a keyboard."
20137,I want one so bad! But I have a laptop and no place for a desktop :(,"Get a lap desk, might give you enough room for a keyboard.",Yeah... but even then I don't have a place for an actual computer. My room is heckin' small 
20138,"Get a lap desk, might give you enough room for a keyboard.",Yeah... but even then I don't have a place for an actual computer. My room is heckin' small ,Then keep the dream until one day you can have a desk.
20139,Yeah... but even then I don't have a place for an actual computer. My room is heckin' small ,Then keep the dream until one day you can have a desk.,"Yes, indeed"
20140,What is the meaning of life to you?,42,I've heard that before but what does that actually mean?
20141,42,I've heard that before but what does that actually mean?,"It is the answer, but what is the question?"
20142,I've heard that before but what does that actually mean?,"It is the answer, but what is the question?",So the meaning of life is 21x2.
20143,"It is the answer, but what is the question?",So the meaning of life is 21x2.,That can't be the right one. 
20144,So the meaning of life is 21x2.,That can't be the right one. ,Is it 43-1?
20145,That can't be the right one. ,Is it 43-1?,Can't be it either.
20146,Is it 43-1?,Can't be it either.,"If the answer is 42, then what is the question - you seem to know..."
20147,Can't be it either.,"If the answer is 42, then what is the question - you seem to know...","I don't know it. But if someone finds out, we'll know"
20148,"If the answer is 42, then what is the question - you seem to know...","I don't know it. But if someone finds out, we'll know","If you don't know, then how do you know it's *not* 21x2? "
20149,42,I've heard that before but what does that actually mean?,"Its from the Hitchhikers Guide book series, highly recommend"
20150,I've heard that before but what does that actually mean?,"Its from the Hitchhikers Guide book series, highly recommend","Okay, thanks."
20151,What is the meaning of life to you?,"To take a shit, and maybe fuck a few hoes ","Whoa there, buddy, don't get too ambitious!"
20152,"To take a shit, and maybe fuck a few hoes ","Whoa there, buddy, don't get too ambitious!",You're right. Maybe I'll just take a poop
20153,"Whoa there, buddy, don't get too ambitious!",You're right. Maybe I'll just take a poop,Kanskje det.
20154,What is the meaning of life to you?,I am a pawn. My purpose is to survive. ,Do you get a say in  life as a pawn?
20155,I am a pawn. My purpose is to survive. ,Do you get a say in  life as a pawn?,Nope
20156,Do you get a say in  life as a pawn?,Nope,Do you feel conscripted? 
20157,Nope,Do you feel conscripted? ,"No, not based on what I googled. "
20158,Do you feel conscripted? ,"No, not based on what I googled. ","Glad you feel that way, Pawn. "
20159,"No, not based on what I googled. ","Glad you feel that way, Pawn. ",-_-
20160,"Glad you feel that way, Pawn. ",-_-,Ever see GoT where Theon Greyjoy *actually became* Reek?
20161,-_-,Ever see GoT where Theon Greyjoy *actually became* Reek?,I've never seen that show. 
20162,Ever see GoT where Theon Greyjoy *actually became* Reek?,I've never seen that show. ,There are lots of pawns in that show that you could relate to.
20163,I've never seen that show. ,There are lots of pawns in that show that you could relate to.,Ok
20164,There are lots of pawns in that show that you could relate to.,Ok,You enjoy paying taxes and would be okay if they were way higher? 
20165,What are your dreams?,I don't know but it's nothing you said. ,So you don't want a family? Why?
20166,I don't know but it's nothing you said. ,So you don't want a family? Why?,No I don't. I have a fucked up family and I don't want anyone to have my experience. 
20167,What are your dreams?,"1. Let life play out however it does

2. Find a good death",What do you consider a good death?
20168,"1. Let life play out however it does

2. Find a good death",What do you consider a good death?,One that involves as little pain as possible and is completely sudden.
20169,I bored want to talk?,I wish I was loved. ,Whys that?
20170,I wish I was loved. ,Whys that?,Because it would make me feel happy and satisfied. 
20171,Whys that?,Because it would make me feel happy and satisfied. ,"I see, What other things make you happy and satisfied?"
20172,Because it would make me feel happy and satisfied. ,"I see, What other things make you happy and satisfied?",Food and maybe working out 
20173,"I see, What other things make you happy and satisfied?",Food and maybe working out ,"Maybe you can meet some one doing those things?

"
20174,Food and maybe working out ,"Maybe you can meet some one doing those things?

",You could meet someone while doing food?
20175,"Maybe you can meet some one doing those things?

",You could meet someone while doing food?,"Cooking food maybe, I don't know."
20176,You could meet someone while doing food?,"Cooking food maybe, I don't know.","Like a cooking class? That's a good idea. Take a cooking class, /u/-DemonicBunny."
20177,"Cooking food maybe, I don't know.","Like a cooking class? That's a good idea. Take a cooking class, /u/-DemonicBunny.",I'm poor. &gt;:O
20178,"Like a cooking class? That's a good idea. Take a cooking class, /u/-DemonicBunny.",I'm poor. &gt;:O,Then just walk around wearing a chef's hat.
20179,I'm poor. &gt;:O,Then just walk around wearing a chef's hat.,:(
20180,Food and maybe working out ,"Maybe you can meet some one doing those things?

",Idk
20181,I bored want to talk?,Where are you from?,"Rural Midwest, Where are you from?"
20182,Where are you from?,"Rural Midwest, Where are you from?",Leicestershire UK
20183,"Rural Midwest, Where are you from?",Leicestershire UK,Nice! Any cool things going on other there?
20184,Leicestershire UK,Nice! Any cool things going on other there?,"Not really, I’m moving next year though "
20185,Nice! Any cool things going on other there?,"Not really, I’m moving next year though ",Where to?
20186,"Not really, I’m moving next year though ",Where to?,Liverpool. I’m going to university! Excited
20187,Where to?,Liverpool. I’m going to university! Excited,Nice! What are you going for?
20188,Liverpool. I’m going to university! Excited,Nice! What are you going for?,Musical theatre 
20189,Where are you from?,"Rural Midwest, Where are you from?",Do you like living in the Midwest? 
20190,"Rural Midwest, Where are you from?",Do you like living in the Midwest? ,"Its ok enough, I don't really have any money to move anywhere else."
20191,I bored want to talk?,Why do I get my energy back once the sun goes down?,Maybe your a vampire.
20192,Why do I get my energy back once the sun goes down?,Maybe your a vampire.,Maybe
20193,Maybe your a vampire.,Maybe,I'd definitely look into it.
20194,Maybe,I'd definitely look into it.,I seem to lack the hunger for blood though.
20195,I'd definitely look into it.,I seem to lack the hunger for blood though.,"I see, What do you hunger for?"
20196,I seem to lack the hunger for blood though.,"I see, What do you hunger for?","Well I've not long had dinner (Chicken Tikka Masala) so right now, not very much."
20197,I bored want to talk?,Who is the GOAT?,of what?
20198,Who is the GOAT?,of what?,Of the first thing that came to your mind.
20199,of what?,Of the first thing that came to your mind.,ok that would be music and in that case it would be Blaze Foley.
20200,I bored want to talk?,Do you have time to discuss our Lord and Saviour Arceus?,Nope I already got a god.
20201,Do you have time to discuss our Lord and Saviour Arceus?,Nope I already got a god.,Is it Arceus?
20202,Do you have time to discuss our Lord and Saviour Arceus?,Nope I already got a god.,Is it atua? The one true god?
20203,"So, a little mouse just came in my bathroom and asked me to open the door so he could go outside.",He's your pet now. You've just let him out to potty. At least he's house broken. ,And I'm totally ok with that.  =) 
20204,He's your pet now. You've just let him out to potty. At least he's house broken. ,And I'm totally ok with that.  =) ,..... Until the neighbours complain about the noise. Lol.
20205,And I'm totally ok with that.  =) ,..... Until the neighbours complain about the noise. Lol.,They better not here a squeak out of him
20206,..... Until the neighbours complain about the noise. Lol.,They better not here a squeak out of him,That was cheesy.
20207,They better not here a squeak out of him,That was cheesy.,Mice puns
20208,And I'm totally ok with that.  =) ,..... Until the neighbours complain about the noise. Lol.,And the red motorcycle 
20209,..... Until the neighbours complain about the noise. Lol.,And the red motorcycle ,Oh the memories
20210,And the red motorcycle ,Oh the memories,*Wheeee! Wheeee!*
20211,And the red motorcycle ,Oh the memories,I still have the VHS tape in a closet somewhere!
20212,..... Until the neighbours complain about the noise. Lol.,And the red motorcycle ,Vrrrrrrrrrrrn
20213,And I'm totally ok with that.  =) ,..... Until the neighbours complain about the noise. Lol.,Hes not gonna fuck the mouse wtf
20214,"So, a little mouse just came in my bathroom and asked me to open the door so he could go outside.",He's your pet now. You've just let him out to potty. At least he's house broken. ,*Mouse broken
20215,He's your pet now. You've just let him out to potty. At least he's house broken. ,*Mouse broken,He seemed OK to me
20216,"So, a little mouse just came in my bathroom and asked me to open the door so he could go outside.","It’s a scout, he’ll bring reinforcements soon",Guess I'll have to brush up on my diplomatic skills.  Or get another cat. =)
20217,"It’s a scout, he’ll bring reinforcements soon",Guess I'll have to brush up on my diplomatic skills.  Or get another cat. =),Just don’t get a scout cat or he’ll be bringing the rest of the squad soon.
20218,"It’s a scout, he’ll bring reinforcements soon",Guess I'll have to brush up on my diplomatic skills.  Or get another cat. =),Speak softly but carry a big cat
20219,"So, a little mouse just came in my bathroom and asked me to open the door so he could go outside.",Make sure your Carbon Monoxide detector is working.  You could be trippin balls!,They just came and put a new battery in it like two days ago.  It's working. =)
20220,Make sure your Carbon Monoxide detector is working.  You could be trippin balls!,They just came and put a new battery in it like two days ago.  It's working. =),Cool than it must be swamp gas. Bottle it up and sell it on the dark web.
20221,"IAMA freelance astrologer, post here for a reading of your chart!","I'm a Scorpio, birthday within the next week ",this is a good time for you! are you born in the northern or southern hemisphere?
20222,"I'm a Scorpio, birthday within the next week ",this is a good time for you! are you born in the northern or southern hemisphere?,Yaaay :) Canada 
20223,Let's chat,hey! what is up OP!!!!!!,Hey how are you doing?!?
20224,hey! what is up OP!!!!!!,Hey how are you doing?!?,Im doing fine. Care to share us a story about the creation of your username?
20225,Hey how are you doing?!?,Im doing fine. Care to share us a story about the creation of your username?,"Basically an inside joke, my mates walked in on me having sex and made the joke that im small"
20226,Let's chat,"Great, I was feeling a bit starved for attention.",Tell me something neat happening in your life. 
20227,"Great, I was feeling a bit starved for attention.",Tell me something neat happening in your life. ,I like to write fantasy stuff. Mainly involving magic or something similar to it.
20228,Let's chat,How are you?,"Im really good thanks, how are you?"
20229,How are you?,"Im really good thanks, how are you?",Meh. My laptop broke last week and I hope to get it back tomorrow.
20230,"Im really good thanks, how are you?",Meh. My laptop broke last week and I hope to get it back tomorrow.,RIP
20231,Meh. My laptop broke last week and I hope to get it back tomorrow.,RIP,Ill get it back eventually.
20232,What's a song you can't stop listening to lately?,I’m in control- AlunaGeorge,"I actually haven't listened to AlunaGeorge yet, but I've been meaning to!"
20233,I’m in control- AlunaGeorge,"I actually haven't listened to AlunaGeorge yet, but I've been meaning to!",Her last album is full of hits lol She Isn’t as popular as she should be.
20234,"I actually haven't listened to AlunaGeorge yet, but I've been meaning to!",Her last album is full of hits lol She Isn’t as popular as she should be.,I've heard a couple of their songs a few years ago and I loved them
20235,"Due to a typo by our IT department, everyone has suddenly started calling our coworker a different name and I feel like I'm living in the twilight zone",I was blown away by the fact that Grey had a broken email. ,"lol! He prints out all of his emails, it's really cute. "
20236,I was blown away by the fact that Grey had a broken email. ,"lol! He prints out all of his emails, it's really cute. ",Aw that is really cute. 
20237,I was blown away by the fact that Grey had a broken email. ,"lol! He prints out all of his emails, it's really cute. ","&gt; it's really cute

tell this to the environment
"
20238,"lol! He prints out all of his emails, it's really cute. ","&gt; it's really cute

tell this to the environment
","&gt; It’s really cute!

- The Environment"
20239,I was blown away by the fact that Grey had a broken email. ,"lol! He prints out all of his emails, it's really cute. ",Classic Grey
20240,I was blown away by the fact that Grey had a broken email. ,"lol! He prints out all of his emails, it's really cute. ",Nooo. I detest printed emails stacked up at the printer. 
20241,"lol! He prints out all of his emails, it's really cute. ",Nooo. I detest printed emails stacked up at the printer. ,"I know it’s not ideal, but he tries his best. "
20242,"Due to a typo by our IT department, everyone has suddenly started calling our coworker a different name and I feel like I'm living in the twilight zone",Do you work in the parks department ,nice try Gary
20243,Do you work in the parks department ,nice try Gary,I think you mean Gray. 
20244,"Due to a typo by our IT department, everyone has suddenly started calling our coworker a different name and I feel like I'm living in the twilight zone",Do you work in the parks department ,Came here for this. Dammit Larry/Garry/terry/Jerry/Gengurch/Gergich!
20245,Do you work in the parks department ,Came here for this. Dammit Larry/Garry/terry/Jerry/Gengurch/Gergich!,But his wife though!
20246,Came here for this. Dammit Larry/Garry/terry/Jerry/Gengurch/Gergich!,But his wife though!,Does she think that hes a friendly hat?
20247,"Due to a typo by our IT department, everyone has suddenly started calling our coworker a different name and I feel like I'm living in the twilight zone",Wow I love Brazil,I don’t get it 
20248,Wow I love Brazil,I don’t get it ,Terry Gilliam movie about a man prosecuted because of a typo in a dystopian world
20249,What are your short term goals?,"- Find a new job
- Find secondary income doing something I love
- Travel more including Asia",Where in Asia would you like to visit?
20250,"- Find a new job
- Find secondary income doing something I love
- Travel more including Asia",Where in Asia would you like to visit?,Japan
20251,What are your short term goals?,Get on a PhD program.,What do you want to get a PhD in?
20252,Get on a PhD program.,What do you want to get a PhD in?,"Maths, in an area called arithmetic geometry."
20253,What are your short term goals?,"Spend less money on frivolous shit.

Run 8 half marathons.",Or 4 normal marathons!
20254,"Spend less money on frivolous shit.

Run 8 half marathons.",Or 4 normal marathons!,No thanks haha. Halfs are perfect and I don't end in pain.
20255,I woke up to 3 random people sleeping in my garage.,You Kiwis really are so welcoming. And you don't even realise it.,"Yeah, I'm Canadian, and I would have flipped my shit first and asked questions second."
20256,You Kiwis really are so welcoming. And you don't even realise it.,"Yeah, I'm Canadian, and I would have flipped my shit first and asked questions second.","So would the 3rd thing be ""Sorry""?"
20257,You Kiwis really are so welcoming. And you don't even realise it.,"Yeah, I'm Canadian, and I would have flipped my shit first and asked questions second.","I'm American, here, they'd probably wake up to the police being not so nice."
20258,You Kiwis really are so welcoming. And you don't even realise it.,"Yeah, I'm Canadian, and I would have flipped my shit first and asked questions second.",And I thought Canadians were friendly...
20259,"Yeah, I'm Canadian, and I would have flipped my shit first and asked questions second.",And I thought Canadians were friendly...,"Well you thought wrong, bub."
20260,"Yeah, I'm Canadian, and I would have flipped my shit first and asked questions second.",And I thought Canadians were friendly...,Only in movies/TV shows. :D
20261,And I thought Canadians were friendly...,Only in movies/TV shows. :D,Guess I shouldn't learn about other cultures from the TV.
20262,I woke up to 3 random people sleeping in my garage.,You don't keep your garage locked???? Is that common?,Most of the time we don't lock up lol
20263,You don't keep your garage locked???? Is that common?,Most of the time we don't lock up lol,I want to live in New Zealand!
20264,I woke up to 3 random people sleeping in my garage.,"That went way better than I expected it would. Also, I live in Dunedin!","Me too!
"
20265,"That went way better than I expected it would. Also, I live in Dunedin!","Me too!
",It's the nicest little town! So many old hippies and dogs! 
20266,"Me too!
",It's the nicest little town! So many old hippies and dogs! ,"And students, you can’t forget the students. "
20267,It's the nicest little town! So many old hippies and dogs! ,"And students, you can’t forget the students. ",You think?? I rarely see anyone my age around here unless they're working at the hospital! 
20268,"And students, you can’t forget the students. ",You think?? I rarely see anyone my age around here unless they're working at the hospital! ,"That’s crazy! Haha, I live in North East Valley and there are so many. Myself included! "
20269,You think?? I rarely see anyone my age around here unless they're working at the hospital! ,"That’s crazy! Haha, I live in North East Valley and there are so many. Myself included! ","OH
I live in Dunedin, FL. New Zealand seems tight!"
20270,How did you meet your partner?,I haven’t.  My partner is but an illusion of hope,That was a perfect way to ask me to marry you. Let's do it!
20271,I haven’t.  My partner is but an illusion of hope,That was a perfect way to ask me to marry you. Let's do it!,Man that was too good. Didn't even notice until I saw your comment lol.
20272,Let's debate something,Traps aren't gay.,Or are they?
20273,Traps aren't gay.,Or are they?,Yeah they are.
20274,Or are they?,Yeah they are.,Yea😂
20275,Let's debate something,Obama wasn't a good president. ,But he was
20276,Obama wasn't a good president. ,But he was,No :/
20277,But he was,No :/,Yes-_-
20278,No :/,Yes-_-,No
20279,Yes-_-,No,Yes.
20280,No,Yes.,Good talk
20281,Yes.,Good talk,Not too shabby
20282,Obama wasn't a good president. ,But he was,Why?
20283,Let's debate something,Obama wasn't a good president. ,Why?
20284,Obama wasn't a good president. ,Why?,"economy, geopolitics"
20285,Why?,"economy, geopolitics",Obama care
20286,"economy, geopolitics",Obama care,Nah
20287,Obama care,Nah,Yah
20288,Nah,Yah,Not really
20289,Yah,Not really,Kinda tho
20290,Not really,Kinda tho,"I mean I'm alive because of it, so"
20291,Let's debate something,I don't think you want a real argument. ,I think I do want a real argument
20292,I don't think you want a real argument. ,I think I do want a real argument,I don't think you do. You didn't provide any basic ideas that you wanted to argue about. 
20293,I think I do want a real argument,I don't think you do. You didn't provide any basic ideas that you wanted to argue about. ,I'd like to argue about anything 
20294,I don't think you do. You didn't provide any basic ideas that you wanted to argue about. ,I'd like to argue about anything ,I don't feel that anything is a good topic to argue about. 
20295,I'd like to argue about anything ,I don't feel that anything is a good topic to argue about. ,Well we don't have to argue about anything we can just argue about something
20296,I don't think you do. You didn't provide any basic ideas that you wanted to argue about. ,I'd like to argue about anything ,You should check out r/ChangeMyView.
20297,What's your favourite Tarantino film (that isn't Pulp Fiction),That one episode of Jimmy Neutron where he made a cameo for some reason.,Youre telling me you wouldnt if offered?
20298,That one episode of Jimmy Neutron where he made a cameo for some reason.,Youre telling me you wouldnt if offered?,Well... *yeh...*
20299,What's your favourite Tarantino film (that isn't Pulp Fiction),Jackie Brown.,Damn right.  Max Cherry for life!
20300,Jackie Brown.,Damn right.  Max Cherry for life!,Right? Why couldn't he just run away with her?! Such a sweet couple.
20301,Make me laugh and I'll give ya gold,"What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator 

lololo :D",I think you laughed more than me :P
20302,"What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator 

lololo :D",I think you laughed more than me :P,"It just needs practice. Keep trying harder and you'll be laughing too, you're almost there."
20303,I think you laughed more than me :P,"It just needs practice. Keep trying harder and you'll be laughing too, you're almost there.","I only laugh at stupid and ugly stuff, which is why I laugh when I look in the mirror :'("
20304,"It just needs practice. Keep trying harder and you'll be laughing too, you're almost there.","I only laugh at stupid and ugly stuff, which is why I laugh when I look in the mirror :'(",You made me laugh...where is my gold? Oh no wait..
20305,Make me laugh and I'll give ya gold,"What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator 

lololo :D",How do you know it's not a investodile?
20306,"What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator 

lololo :D",How do you know it's not a investodile?,You can tell by the shape of the snout : D
20307,Make me laugh and I'll give ya gold,"What's green and sits in my hand?

This invisible cabbage ",But then how would you know it's green? Hmm. 
20308,"What's green and sits in my hand?

This invisible cabbage ",But then how would you know it's green? Hmm. ,Because of the smell.
20309,But then how would you know it's green? Hmm. ,Because of the smell.,"red and green cabbages smell the same, i think"
20310,Because of the smell.,"red and green cabbages smell the same, i think",If that's what you believe...
20311,But then how would you know it's green? Hmm. ,Because of the smell.,Think of the smell! You bitch!!
20312,"What's green and sits in my hand?

This invisible cabbage ",But then how would you know it's green? Hmm. ,Ah hah... Think about it 
20313,Make me laugh and I'll give ya gold,"Whats yellow, has one arm and can't swim?

An excavator",I don't get it rofl
20314,"Whats yellow, has one arm and can't swim?

An excavator",I don't get it rofl,"Well its completely senseless, but thats the humor I like haha"
20315,"Whats yellow, has one arm and can't swim?

An excavator",I don't get it rofl,"Hold on you said rofl, doesn't that count? "
20316,Make me laugh and I'll give ya gold,"What do you call a werewolf that doesn't know it's a werewolf? 

An unawarewolf. ^-^","Do you know the difference between dogs and cats?

Dogs can't read an MRI machine but cats can."
20317,"What do you call a werewolf that doesn't know it's a werewolf? 

An unawarewolf. ^-^","Do you know the difference between dogs and cats?

Dogs can't read an MRI machine but cats can.","You got upvotes, but can you explain the joke to me lmao"
20318,Make me laugh and I'll give ya gold,Do you have a parrot?,Nope
20319,Do you have a parrot?,Nope,It seems like you need a cockatoo
20320,Nope,It seems like you need a cockatoo,It seems like you need a cockatoo
20321,It seems like you need a cockatoo,It seems like you need a cockatoo,Wtf I DO have a parrot 
20322,Make me laugh and I'll give ya gold,What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a pond?,What? 
20323,What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a pond?,What? ,Bob
20324,What? ,Bob,What? 
20325,Bob,What? ,"Matt. 

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs on a tennis court?"
20326,What? ,"Matt. 

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs on a tennis court?",What? 
20327,"Matt. 

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs on a tennis court?",What? ,"Annette. 

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging out on the wall?"
20328,What? ,"Annette. 

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging out on the wall?",What? 
20329,"Annette. 

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging out on the wall?",What? ,"Art. 

What do you call his arms and legs?"
20330,What? ,"Art. 

What do you call his arms and legs?",What? 
20331,"Art. 

What do you call his arms and legs?",What? ,Pieces of Art. 
20332,What? ,Pieces of Art. ,"Wtf, guess you need the person to be cooperative. :P"
20333,Pieces of Art. ,"Wtf, guess you need the person to be cooperative. :P","Indeed. 

I can keep going, but if these aren't funny, I'll stop. "
20334,Make me laugh and I'll give ya gold,"What's the difference between a piano, a fish, and a bucket of glue?",What? 
20335,"What's the difference between a piano, a fish, and a bucket of glue?",What? ,"You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish"
20336,What? ,"You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish",Try me
20337,"You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish",Try me,Use the glue to tuna piano
20338,Try me,Use the glue to tuna piano,I'd knew you'd get stuck on that
20339,When was the last time you cried?,when my cat died roughly a year ago. ,Losing a pet always sucks
20340,when my cat died roughly a year ago. ,Losing a pet always sucks,it ain't fun
20341,When was the last time you cried?,this very moment .. [beer],cheers xD
20342,this very moment .. [beer],cheers xD,Prost ..pff ;/
20343,What’s your constant source of happiness?,Post Rock and memes,[removed]
20344,Post Rock and memes,[removed],Perfection
20345,I turned 17 years old today. I'm spending the day alone with my family because I don't have a single friend. I did the same exact thing yesterday on Halloween.,"As a fellow loner, I wish you a very happy birthday and all the best with everything.",Seconded :)
20346,"As a fellow loner, I wish you a very happy birthday and all the best with everything.",Seconded :),"Loners Assemble! Oh wait, never mind..."
20347,Let’s start a complement chain! Everyone complement the person above you,"You have a beautiful mind, for coming up with this cute activity to spread happiness :)",You seem like an intriguing person.
20348,"You have a beautiful mind, for coming up with this cute activity to spread happiness :)",You seem like an intriguing person.,You seem quite the opposite of what your username says
20349,You seem like an intriguing person.,You seem quite the opposite of what your username says,You seem to be good at engaging people in positive ways. Keep it up! We need people like you!
20350,"You have a beautiful mind, for coming up with this cute activity to spread happiness :)",You seem like an intriguing person.,"You seem fluent in one of the most beautiful languages known to mankind, mathematics. "
20351,Let’s start a complement chain! Everyone complement the person above you,There is a fine line between optimism and lying to yourself.,Your hair smells very nice
20352,There is a fine line between optimism and lying to yourself.,Your hair smells very nice,I just showered too!!
20353,Your hair smells very nice,I just showered too!!,Soup is delish! 
20354,I just showered too!!,Soup is delish! ,Especially potato soup.
20355,Soup is delish! ,Especially potato soup.,you are very beautiful
20356,"Wanna chat? me too! let's argue about anything, let's make it interesting :D!","Wattup. 

I just failed the fuck out of my exam!",It will be just another meaningless moment soon enough. Don't stress it.
20357,"Wattup. 

I just failed the fuck out of my exam!",It will be just another meaningless moment soon enough. Don't stress it.,This thinking I just can't get behind. It would be very useful though!
20358,"Wanna chat? me too! let's argue about anything, let's make it interesting :D!","Wattup. 

I just failed the fuck out of my exam!","daaamn, sh*t happens, what was it about?"
20359,"Wattup. 

I just failed the fuck out of my exam!","daaamn, sh*t happens, what was it about?","Genetics and Alleles. 

Stuff like that"
20360,"Wanna chat? me too! let's argue about anything, let's make it interesting :D!",Nah I'm going to remain chill. No need to argue with anyone.,"hi, how are you ^^?
"
20361,Nah I'm going to remain chill. No need to argue with anyone.,"hi, how are you ^^?
",I'm good. Exhausted from the previous month. Too many horror movies. Haha
20362,15 words or less - What are you thinking about?,popcorn books and lunch,"Popcorn books?

Like books made of popcorn?"
20363,popcorn books and lunch,"Popcorn books?

Like books made of popcorn?",nope
20364,15 words or less - What are you thinking about?,Could these crackers collectively work as a weight?,"If you have enough, yeah."
20365,Could these crackers collectively work as a weight?,"If you have enough, yeah.","I had 12, I now have 7.
WILL IT WORK?!?!"
20366,"If you have enough, yeah.","I had 12, I now have 7.
WILL IT WORK?!?!",Depends on how much weight you need.
20367,15 words or less - What are you thinking about?,Waiting for this Atlas 767 to leave so I can go home,Airport?
20368,Waiting for this Atlas 767 to leave so I can go home,Airport?,Yessir.
20369,15 words or less - What are you thinking about?,"My throat hurts, I don’t understand electric dipole moments, pizza sounds great ","I don't understand electric dipole moments either.

Damn."
20370,"My throat hurts, I don’t understand electric dipole moments, pizza sounds great ","I don't understand electric dipole moments either.

Damn.",Yes I’m way over my head in this college thing. We’ll see 
20371,"I don't understand electric dipole moments either.

Damn.",Yes I’m way over my head in this college thing. We’ll see ,How many credits this semester?
20372,Yes I’m way over my head in this college thing. We’ll see ,How many credits this semester?,16 so not too bad in theory. 
20373,How many credits this semester?,16 so not too bad in theory. ,"4 classes.

As long as your midterms are solid you're ok."
20374,15 words or less - What are you thinking about?,What should I have for dinner?,"Be healthy.

Protein shake."
20375,What should I have for dinner?,"Be healthy.

Protein shake.",I don't have any of those but I've really been looking into Soylent lately.
20376,15 words or less - What are you thinking about?,"My hedgehog, Spider-Man (reading old issues), and how cold I am. ",What's your hedgehog's name?
20377,"My hedgehog, Spider-Man (reading old issues), and how cold I am. ",What's your hedgehog's name?,Link
20378,What's your hedgehog's name?,Link,"I was really hoping for Sonic.

Close enough."
20379,Link,"I was really hoping for Sonic.

Close enough.",Sorry to disappoint:) a lot of people have said that 
20380,15 words or less - What are you thinking about?,Wondering if I should keep drinking this rum..it's bloody good rum.,Save the bloody good rum for a bloody good time.
20381,Wondering if I should keep drinking this rum..it's bloody good rum.,Save the bloody good rum for a bloody good time.,That's a bloody good plan
20382,15 words or less - What are you thinking about?,Whether I should get a shower or not. How done I am with college,"Clean up.

And if you have the degree, you're done enough."
20383,Whether I should get a shower or not. How done I am with college,"Clean up.

And if you have the degree, you're done enough.","Almost there! I'm a junior, but plowing through"
20384,What's on your to-do list today?,Clean up Halloween and do homework. ,Aaaand get ready for Christmas!
20385,Clean up Halloween and do homework. ,Aaaand get ready for Christmas!,I gotta figure out what I'm bringing to Thanksgiving first..
20386,Aaaand get ready for Christmas!,I gotta figure out what I'm bringing to Thanksgiving first..,"Bring the same thing from three years back, no one will notice."
20387,I got blackout drunk last night and woke up in my room with pajamas and a trashcan. Let's chat.,What do you think you drank? I always like hearing about *what* made people blackout drunk.,vodka and molson..............
20388,What do you think you drank? I always like hearing about *what* made people blackout drunk.,vodka and molson..............,Haha oh yeah that'll do it.
20389,vodka and molson..............,Haha oh yeah that'll do it.,yep
20390,vodka and molson..............,Haha oh yeah that'll do it.,Haha love that answer. *yea that'll do it*
20391,Haha oh yeah that'll do it.,Haha love that answer. *yea that'll do it*,Sounds like it comes from experience. Haha
20392,I got blackout drunk last night and woke up in my room with pajamas and a trashcan. Let's chat.,"Do you recall ever putting pajamas on? If not, do you think a friend helped you into bed?",probably my housemate. but i dont think shes at home rn. idk.
20393,"Do you recall ever putting pajamas on? If not, do you think a friend helped you into bed?",probably my housemate. but i dont think shes at home rn. idk.,"It's worth asking her at some point. Besides that, is there anything else you recall?"
20394,probably my housemate. but i dont think shes at home rn. idk.,"It's worth asking her at some point. Besides that, is there anything else you recall?",nope. im trying to eat an english muffin rn and it hurts so idk what that means
20395,"It's worth asking her at some point. Besides that, is there anything else you recall?",nope. im trying to eat an english muffin rn and it hurts so idk what that means,"Hangover headache. If you got some coffee, drink that along with a glass of water."
20396,I got blackout drunk last night and woke up in my room with pajamas and a trashcan. Let's chat.,Ahhh I miss nights like those!!,could you say its...time for a risky whiskey? 
20397,Ahhh I miss nights like those!!,could you say its...time for a risky whiskey? ,Now would certainly qualify - I'm still at work. Here's to being a risktaker!
20398,could you say its...time for a risky whiskey? ,Now would certainly qualify - I'm still at work. Here's to being a risktaker!,is it time for the risky whiskey yet haha
20399,I got blackout drunk last night and woke up in my room with pajamas and a trashcan. Let's chat.,on a tuuuuueeeesssdaayyyyyy...?,halloween
20400,on a tuuuuueeeesssdaayyyyyy...?,halloween,still tuesday broski lol I wouldnt have made it to work this morning 
20401,halloween,still tuesday broski lol I wouldnt have made it to work this morning ,"im a student, on wednesdays i have night classes so it was a free for all"
20402,Why I stay silent on reddit,"The key is not seeking validation.

",I validate your comment.
20403,"The key is not seeking validation.

",I validate your comment.,I validate this validation.
20404,I validate your comment.,I validate this validation.,I validate this validation of a validation
20405,I validate this validation.,I validate this validation of a validation,I validate this validation of a validation of a validation 
20406,I validate this validation of a validation,I validate this validation of a validation of a validation ,"No, I disagree with you here. "
20407,I validate this validation of a validation of a validation ,"No, I disagree with you here. ",I validate this disagreement
20408,I validate this validation of a validation,I validate this validation of a validation of a validation ,"I invalidate everything above, and below"
20409,I validate this validation of a validation of a validation ,"I invalidate everything above, and below",I invalidate this invalidation on everything
20410,"I invalidate everything above, and below",I invalidate this invalidation on everything,I validate this invalidation of an invalidation of everything
20411,I invalidate this invalidation on everything,I validate this invalidation of an invalidation of everything,I validate this validation of an invalidation of everything
20412,I validate this invalidation of an invalidation of everything,I validate this validation of an invalidation of everything,Does anyone validate parking? 
20413,I validate this validation of an invalidation of everything,Does anyone validate parking? ,Yes
20414,Does anyone validate parking? ,Yes,Does anyone validate /u/jaidon_thezombie validating parking?
20415,Yes,Does anyone validate /u/jaidon_thezombie validating parking?,No
20416,Does anyone validate /u/jaidon_thezombie validating parking?,No,I validate your invalidation.
20417,No,I validate your invalidation.,I validate your validation of my invalidation
20418,I validate this validation of an invalidation of everything,Does anyone validate parking? ,No.
20419,I validate this validation of an invalidation of everything,Does anyone validate parking? ,Maybe
20420,I validate this validation of an invalidation of everything,Does anyone validate parking? ,Probably not
20421,I validate this validation of an invalidation of everything,Does anyone validate parking? ,Zach Braff?
20422,I validate this validation of an invalidation of everything,Does anyone validate parking? ,Not anymore.
20423,I validate this invalidation of an invalidation of everything,I validate this validation of an invalidation of everything,I invalidate this Reddit comment thread.
20424,I validate this validation of an invalidation of everything,I invalidate this Reddit comment thread.,Will you validate my will while I shoot myself
20425,I invalidate this Reddit comment thread.,Will you validate my will while I shoot myself,Certainly. Consider it invalidated(invalidated)
20426,I validate this validation of an invalidation of everything,I invalidate this Reddit comment thread.,I invalidate this invalidation of this Reddit comment thread.
20427,I invalidate this Reddit comment thread.,I invalidate this invalidation of this Reddit comment thread.,I validate your invalidation of the invalidation of this Reddit comment thread. 
20428,I validate this validation of an invalidation of everything,I invalidate this Reddit comment thread.,I invalidate your invalidation of a thread of repeated validations. 
20429,I validate this invalidation of an invalidation of everything,I validate this validation of an invalidation of everything,"I validate...

Ooops! Got drafted!"
20430,"I invalidate everything above, and below",I invalidate this invalidation on everything,Does two invalidations make a validation?
20431,I invalidate this invalidation on everything,Does two invalidations make a validation?,Yes
20432,Does two invalidations make a validation?,Yes,So then two validations must make an invalidation... spooky!
20433,Yes,So then two validations must make an invalidation... spooky!,OOOO
20434,I validate this validation of a validation of a validation ,"I invalidate everything above, and below",I revalidate everything above and below and in the future
20435,I validate this validation of a validation,I validate this validation of a validation of a validation ,Every joke wasn’t taken!!!
20436,I validate this validation of a validation of a validation ,Every joke wasn’t taken!!!,CORRECT
20437,Every joke wasn’t taken!!!,CORRECT,"they used to think that every joke was taken, but then I was born."
20438,I validate this validation of a validation,I validate this validation of a validation of a validation ,Validation^5
20439,"The key is not seeking validation.

",I validate your comment.,I state my regret.
20440,"The key is not seeking validation.

",I validate your comment.,"Excuse me, this joke is already taken. "
20441,"The key is not seeking validation.

",I validate your comment.,I comment your validation. 
20442,Why I stay silent on reddit,"The key is not seeking validation.

",True. I say what I want and never look back.
20443,"The key is not seeking validation.

",True. I say what I want and never look back.,"Is it by any chance my pity, and bitter tears?"
20444,Why I stay silent on reddit,"The key is not seeking validation.

",I validate this comment
20445,"The key is not seeking validation.

",I validate this comment,who gives fucks
20446,I validate this comment,who gives fucks,I invalidate this
20447,who gives fucks,I invalidate this,crickets
20448,I invalidate this,crickets,Well then
20449,crickets,Well then,tumbleweeds
20450,Well then,tumbleweeds,Oh. This isnt funny to you
20451,tumbleweeds,Oh. This isnt funny to you,it just got a little funny
20452,Oh. This isnt funny to you,it just got a little funny,Good.
20453,it just got a little funny,Good.,"It was actually lasagna on toasted German bread, but yeah"
20454,Good.,"It was actually lasagna on toasted German bread, but yeah",I just saw this post change. Holy crap. Lasagna is good
20455,"It was actually lasagna on toasted German bread, but yeah",I just saw this post change. Holy crap. Lasagna is good,"My girl made it, I put it on bread, worked for me"
20456,Oh. This isnt funny to you,it just got a little funny,I validate this reply.
20457,tumbleweeds,Oh. This isnt funny to you,I validate this point of view.
20458,I invalidate this,crickets,I disagree with crickets.
20459,who gives fucks,I invalidate this,I validate this invalidation.
20460,Why I stay silent on reddit,"The key is not seeking validation.

","Well what are we on reddit for, then? "
20461,"The key is not seeking validation.

","Well what are we on reddit for, then? ","I'm on here for the porn.

And Dad jokes.

Completely unrelated."
20462,"Well what are we on reddit for, then? ","I'm on here for the porn.

And Dad jokes.

Completely unrelated.",Daddy issues?
20463,"I'm on here for the porn.

And Dad jokes.

Completely unrelated.",Daddy issues?,I just like cheesy jokes and titties.
20464,Daddy issues?,I just like cheesy jokes and titties.,I occasionally kraft a decent joke
20465,I just like cheesy jokes and titties.,I occasionally kraft a decent joke,"Want to hear the world's best knock knock joke?

You start."
20466,"The key is not seeking validation.

","Well what are we on reddit for, then? ",I use reddit to say offensive shit I can't say in real life. It's like a toilet for my brain.
20467,"Well what are we on reddit for, then? ",I use reddit to say offensive shit I can't say in real life. It's like a toilet for my brain.,I love that analogy way too much. Hope you don't mind but I'm going to steal it. 
20468,Why I stay silent on reddit,I disagree with you :'),NOOOOOOOOO
20469,I disagree with you :'),NOOOOOOOOO,"That joke has been taken, dude.."
20470,NOOOOOOOOO,"That joke has been taken, dude..",WHY?!!!
20471,"That joke has been taken, dude..",WHY?!!!,Because Simpsons did it. ;)
20472,WHY?!!!,Because Simpsons did it. ;),Simpsons? Eat pant
20473,Why I stay silent on reddit,I just shitpost,I like a good shitpost every so often
20474,I just shitpost,I like a good shitpost every so often,It's a morning ritual for some
20475,I like a good shitpost every so often,It's a morning ritual for some,SHITPOST MEMES ALL DAY
20476,It's a morning ritual for some,SHITPOST MEMES ALL DAY,"If you're shitposting uncontrollably all day, please consult your doctor"
20477,SHITPOST MEMES ALL DAY,"If you're shitposting uncontrollably all day, please consult your doctor",You may be entitled to financial compensation
20478,Why I stay silent on reddit,I disagree with you.,NOT AGAIN
20479,I disagree with you.,NOT AGAIN,Always.
20480,Why I stay silent on reddit,1: Been on r/DestinyTheGame recently?,Yep! I tried to speak my mind once and got instantly flamed for it
20481,1: Been on r/DestinyTheGame recently?,Yep! I tried to speak my mind once and got instantly flamed for it,What did you say?
20482,Yep! I tried to speak my mind once and got instantly flamed for it,What did you say?,I was giving general feedback on complaints and how we could fix them. 
20483,Why I stay silent on reddit,My answer to all of those points is: who even fucking cares? ,I do?
20484,My answer to all of those points is: who even fucking cares? ,I do?,"And my answer to that is: ""Why?"" "
20485,I do?,"And my answer to that is: ""Why?"" ",Because I can have an opinion?
20486,Why I stay silent on reddit,"You... Should check out r/isfp maybe.

I disagree that everyone will disagree with you ;)",Lel. I will check it out
20487,"You... Should check out r/isfp maybe.

I disagree that everyone will disagree with you ;)",Lel. I will check it out,I'm INTJ. I spew my opinions regardless of whether or not I'll find agreement.
20488,Lel. I will check it out,I'm INTJ. I spew my opinions regardless of whether or not I'll find agreement.,All opinions matter to me
20489,Why I stay silent on reddit,"Hey, how do you call a beef with no legs?",Bad cow? Because it's grounded? 
20490,"Hey, how do you call a beef with no legs?",Bad cow? Because it's grounded? ,Ground beef! 
20491,Why I stay silent on reddit,man just speak your mind. let the downvotes roll in. You'll be surprised how often they *don't*.,I do speak my mind. I hate when im downvoted for a different opinion with reasonable backup
20492,man just speak your mind. let the downvotes roll in. You'll be surprised how often they *don't*.,I do speak my mind. I hate when im downvoted for a different opinion with reasonable backup,well internet people are idiots sometimes. I think you're the man though.
20493,I do speak my mind. I hate when im downvoted for a different opinion with reasonable backup,well internet people are idiots sometimes. I think you're the man though.,Thanks! Idiots will always be idiots
20494,Why I stay silent on reddit,This is basically how people in general work. Fuck them just do you. ,I do myself better than anyone else
20495,This is basically how people in general work. Fuck them just do you. ,I do myself better than anyone else,"I'd like to insert a masturbation joke here, but my humor isn't there today."
20496,Why I stay silent on reddit,I think you give too much of a fuck.  ,Yes i do. But not anymore
20497,I think you give too much of a fuck.  ,Yes i do. But not anymore,"You shouldn't! You got gold and front page, hell with all the haters YOU ROCK!!!"
20498,Yes i do. But not anymore,"You shouldn't! You got gold and front page, hell with all the haters YOU ROCK!!!",Thanks!
20499,"You shouldn't! You got gold and front page, hell with all the haters YOU ROCK!!!",Thanks!,😘
20500,My sneezes are 90% AH and 10% CHOO,JAAAASCHHHHHHAAAHHH! I guess that's how I sound.,Sneeze and a burp? Interesting combination.
20501,JAAAASCHHHHHHAAAHHH! I guess that's how I sound.,Sneeze and a burp? Interesting combination.,Yes. It's always embarrassing.
20502,Sneeze and a burp? Interesting combination.,Yes. It's always embarrassing.,Reminds me of Kevin James' character from Grown Ups
20503,What's your ultimate goal? Bucket list item etc.,Live in a one family two story house,That's pretty nice dude
20504,Live in a one family two story house,That's pretty nice dude,I always lived in apartments and i always love single family homes
20505,That's pretty nice dude,I always lived in apartments and i always love single family homes,"Oh man, that sounds kinda shit. I can see why a house would seem better. Especially a 2 story. "
20506,What's your ultimate goal? Bucket list item etc.,Lol'd at the third goal,Laughing at my goals? Damn son
20507,Lol'd at the third goal,Laughing at my goals? Damn son,"It was just funny, I didn't laugh in a condescending way"
20508,What's everyone's favourite song?,Right now I really like Absolute in Doubt by lil peep x Wicca Phase Springs Eternal,"I've never heard of them before, but I think they sound interesting."
20509,Right now I really like Absolute in Doubt by lil peep x Wicca Phase Springs Eternal,"I've never heard of them before, but I think they sound interesting.",Lil peep makes hip hop/emo/punk stuff and WPSE makes more chill indie rock-ish stuff
20510,"I've never heard of them before, but I think they sound interesting.",Lil peep makes hip hop/emo/punk stuff and WPSE makes more chill indie rock-ish stuff,Nice I will check them out.
20511,What's everyone's favourite song?,Blood Eagles Carved on the Backs of Innocents - Anaal Nathrakh,"Huh well um, that sounded um...interesting. Thanks for sharing though :)

"
20512,Blood Eagles Carved on the Backs of Innocents - Anaal Nathrakh,"Huh well um, that sounded um...interesting. Thanks for sharing though :)

",I listen to different music
20513,Toot your own horn! What are you exceptionally good at?,I've played the cello in a Czech orchestra and have written a lot of scores!,"That is incredible to hear from a fellow classical musician.

Favorite piano concertos?"
20514,I've played the cello in a Czech orchestra and have written a lot of scores!,"That is incredible to hear from a fellow classical musician.

Favorite piano concertos?",None actually. I tend to focus on stuff that has the cello has a focal point.
20515,Toot your own horn! What are you exceptionally good at?,I am very smart,I too watch Rick and Morty 
20516,I am very smart,I too watch Rick and Morty ,I thought this was a firefly reference and now I'm disappointed af. 
20517,I too watch Rick and Morty ,I thought this was a firefly reference and now I'm disappointed af. ,"Sorry to disappoint you, I've never seen Firefly

Is it good?"
20518,I too watch Rick and Morty ,I thought this was a firefly reference and now I'm disappointed af. ,did someone say disappoint?
20519,"My Sunday dinner was awesome, what about yours",I had microwave ramen.,What kind cause chicken is my favorite
20520,I had microwave ramen.,What kind cause chicken is my favorite,"Same, but I like my noodles more crunchy and with an egg if I have any"
20521,What kind cause chicken is my favorite,"Same, but I like my noodles more crunchy and with an egg if I have any","Boiled egg, poached egg or scrambled egg"
20522,"Same, but I like my noodles more crunchy and with an egg if I have any","Boiled egg, poached egg or scrambled egg",Like poached? Idk what to call it if you cook it outside the shell and the yolk is still runny.
20523,"My Sunday dinner was awesome, what about yours",Sounds delicious! I'm just headed out for a late lunch now at a Korean restaurant. ,What are you getting from there
20524,Sounds delicious! I'm just headed out for a late lunch now at a Korean restaurant. ,What are you getting from there,Spicy pork hotpot! 
20525,What are you getting from there,Spicy pork hotpot! ,It has spicy and hot in the name.... Don't do it!!
20526,Spicy pork hotpot! ,It has spicy and hot in the name.... Don't do it!!,You're not a fan of spicy food? I love it!
20527,It has spicy and hot in the name.... Don't do it!!,You're not a fan of spicy food? I love it!,"I can do some spicy food but Asian food is not one, Asian food spicy is butt on fire"
20528,You're not a fan of spicy food? I love it!,"I can do some spicy food but Asian food is not one, Asian food spicy is butt on fire",I love all kinds of Asian food! Luckily I've never experienced that problem. 
20529,"I can do some spicy food but Asian food is not one, Asian food spicy is butt on fire",I love all kinds of Asian food! Luckily I've never experienced that problem. ,"Lol then good luck, what's for dinner tomorrow"
20530,I love all kinds of Asian food! Luckily I've never experienced that problem. ,"Lol then good luck, what's for dinner tomorrow",Not sure yet! Haven't even decided what tonight's dinner will be! Maybe pasta. 
20531,"Lol then good luck, what's for dinner tomorrow",Not sure yet! Haven't even decided what tonight's dinner will be! Maybe pasta. ,What kind of pasta??? 
20532,Not sure yet! Haven't even decided what tonight's dinner will be! Maybe pasta. ,What kind of pasta??? ,I'm thinking cheese tortellini!
20533,What kind of pasta??? ,I'm thinking cheese tortellini!,Never tried it??? What's it taste like
20534,I'm thinking cheese tortellini!,Never tried it??? What's it taste like,Just pasta with cheese inside!
20535,Never tried it??? What's it taste like,Just pasta with cheese inside!,Like Cheese Manicotti or ravioli
20536,Just pasta with cheese inside!,Like Cheese Manicotti or ravioli,Yeah basically the same as ravioli!
20537,Like Cheese Manicotti or ravioli,Yeah basically the same as ravioli!,Okay
20538,I have been single for one year today,"The fact that I have the day off tomorrow, no meetings, lectures or seminars. woot!",Nice! What're you going to do? 
20539,"The fact that I have the day off tomorrow, no meetings, lectures or seminars. woot!",Nice! What're you going to do? ,"Probably same thing I always do, a bit of dissertation work and a whole lot of nothing"
20540,Nice! What're you going to do? ,"Probably same thing I always do, a bit of dissertation work and a whole lot of nothing",That's a good combo. How much longer are you studying?
20541,"Probably same thing I always do, a bit of dissertation work and a whole lot of nothing",That's a good combo. How much longer are you studying?,"I'm in my final year of undergrad right now, hoping to do a PhD."
20542,I'm so white middle class I have 'good' yoga pants and 'bad' yoga pants.,Do you have a pair for yoga? ,Nope! 
20543,Do you have a pair for yoga? ,Nope! ,This is the real kicker.
20544,Do you have a pair for yoga? ,Nope! ,"You're a yeanser, hm?"
20545,I'm so white middle class I have 'good' yoga pants and 'bad' yoga pants.,At yoga pants white or middle class? ,Middle class. People of all races wear yoga pants. 
20546,At yoga pants white or middle class? ,Middle class. People of all races wear yoga pants. ,Can confirm. Am black. Love yoga pants
20547,Middle class. People of all races wear yoga pants. ,Can confirm. Am black. Love yoga pants,"Con confirm, too.  Asian.  Love yoga pants...although, I was a late adopter."
20548,At yoga pants white or middle class? ,Middle class. People of all races wear yoga pants. ,Dear black girls: buff coloured leggings are not a good look.
20549,At yoga pants white or middle class? ,Middle class. People of all races wear yoga pants. ,Class =/= have anything to do with race FYI... 
20550,How are you guys spending your sunday?,Football!!!!!! Lots and lots of Football!!!!!!!,I did it already yesterday 
20551,Football!!!!!! Lots and lots of Football!!!!!!!,I did it already yesterday ,College???
20552,I did it already yesterday ,College???,football 
20553,College???,football ,Soccer right
20554,football ,Soccer right,ah yeah sorry
20555,Soccer right,ah yeah sorry,"Its okay, my son plays soccer and we were so bummed with Atlanta lost in the playoff"
20556,I just had my first kiss! :) (and I'm super happy),How old are you?,"I'm 16, a junior in high school."
20557,How old are you?,"I'm 16, a junior in high school.",My man!
20558,How old are you?,"I'm 16, a junior in high school.",I was 21 the first time I kissed a girl (3 months ago) so you're doing much better than me!
20559,How old are you?,"I'm 16, a junior in high school.","I had my first one at that age. Congrats, my boi. "
20560,"I'm 16, a junior in high school.","I had my first one at that age. Congrats, my boi. ",Thanks!
20561,How old are you?,"I'm 16, a junior in high school.",You're very lucky. I didn't get my first kiss until 23.
20562,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,There's only 12 months ,Australian thread.
20563,There's only 12 months ,Australian thread.,Ohh haha sweet! Hope you find done people that were born the same day as you that'd be awesome 
20564,Australian thread.,Ohh haha sweet! Hope you find done people that were born the same day as you that'd be awesome ,Or even anyone born in November would be cool 😂
20565,Ohh haha sweet! Hope you find done people that were born the same day as you that'd be awesome ,Or even anyone born in November would be cool 😂,Would you accept someone born in December 98 ?
20566,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,I would feel like a loser omg,"I wouldn't need to talk to them to feel that way

:("
20567,I would feel like a loser omg,"I wouldn't need to talk to them to feel that way

:(","Cheer up friend, I'm sure you're not a loser and I hope today turns around for you :)"
20568,I would feel like a loser omg,"I wouldn't need to talk to them to feel that way

:(",Join us at r/2meirl4meirl 
20569,"I wouldn't need to talk to them to feel that way

:(",Join us at r/2meirl4meirl ,2meirl42meirl
20570,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,I would feel like a loser omg,Right? I would *absolutely* not enjoy this meeting. 
20571,I would feel like a loser omg,Right? I would *absolutely* not enjoy this meeting. ,"Same ,and they say I'm with Jesus ."
20572,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,"15 march 1998 here, that would be interesting.","12 march, how does it feel like to be a pisces?"
20573,"15 march 1998 here, that would be interesting.","12 march, how does it feel like to be a pisces?","Hah, amazing. Best zodiac sign."
20574,"15 march 1998 here, that would be interesting.","12 march, how does it feel like to be a pisces?","11 March here
"
20575,"12 march, how does it feel like to be a pisces?","11 March here
","Wow! How do you define yourself,tell me about your personality a bit."
20576,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,"15 march 1998 here, that would be interesting.","Oooh missed by 4 days and 4 years!


March 19, 1994!"
20577,"15 march 1998 here, that would be interesting.","Oooh missed by 4 days and 4 years!


March 19, 1994!","Oh wow, my birthday is the same day as you, but by 4 years before! March 19, 1990"
20578,"15 march 1998 here, that would be interesting.","Oooh missed by 4 days and 4 years!


March 19, 1994!",Hey 1994 here... The date's Dec 09 BTW...
20579,"15 march 1998 here, that would be interesting.","Oooh missed by 4 days and 4 years!


March 19, 1994!","I have two friends who are March 16, 1994!"
20580,"15 march 1998 here, that would be interesting.","Oooh missed by 4 days and 4 years!


March 19, 1994!","2 days, 1 year! 321 ‘95 here!"
20581,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,"15 march 1998 here, that would be interesting.",I'm 15 March too! But 8 years before you haha
20582,"15 march 1998 here, that would be interesting.",I'm 15 March too! But 8 years before you haha,I'm '89!
20583,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,"WARNING:  potential ""monkey paw wish""","NOO. Before anyone makes a wish I always make them say ""No Monkey Paw"" after."
20584,"WARNING:  potential ""monkey paw wish""","NOO. Before anyone makes a wish I always make them say ""No Monkey Paw"" after.",[removed]
20585,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,Any november 3rds out there?,Me :D
20586,Any november 3rds out there?,Me :D,"Ayyy!! I dont think theres a single celebrity with november 3rd, do you know of any?"
20587,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,"omg

a 12/11/98 baby here


so, you were born on Friday the 13th?",11th Dec represent! Quite a few years younger than me though. Get off my lawn.
20588,"omg

a 12/11/98 baby here


so, you were born on Friday the 13th?",11th Dec represent! Quite a few years younger than me though. Get off my lawn.,Dec 11 here as well. ‘84
20589,11th Dec represent! Quite a few years younger than me though. Get off my lawn.,Dec 11 here as well. ‘84,"My son as well but much younger. 

I also worked with someone born 12/11/46. "
20590,11th Dec represent! Quite a few years younger than me though. Get off my lawn.,Dec 11 here as well. ‘84,11/12/91 here (UK format). 
20591,Dec 11 here as well. ‘84,11/12/91 here (UK format). ,Fellow 11/12/91 here!
20592,"omg

a 12/11/98 baby here


so, you were born on Friday the 13th?",11th Dec represent! Quite a few years younger than me though. Get off my lawn.,"11th of December checking in, only a month and a half until the big 26 for me! "
20593,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,"omg

a 12/11/98 baby here


so, you were born on Friday the 13th?",Indeed I was! Due to be born on Halloween but was born on Friday the 13th ;)
20594,"omg

a 12/11/98 baby here


so, you were born on Friday the 13th?",Indeed I was! Due to be born on Halloween but was born on Friday the 13th ;),"Well that is scary haha

so, how was your life until now?"
20595,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,"omg

a 12/11/98 baby here


so, you were born on Friday the 13th?",November 12th or December 11th?
20596,"omg

a 12/11/98 baby here


so, you were born on Friday the 13th?",November 12th or December 11th?,November 12th haha
20597,November 12th or December 11th?,November 12th haha,"Same, but a few years younger :)"
20598,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,"Hey I was born on November 30th so we’re kinda close, same year too!",Nov 30th as well....way older than you all tho....1966!
20599,"Hey I was born on November 30th so we’re kinda close, same year too!",Nov 30th as well....way older than you all tho....1966!,Well happy birthday to us in a month! 🎉
20600,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,"There should be a subreddit for this.

Any 25 September folks?","oooh, I'm close. 28th September!"
20601,"There should be a subreddit for this.

Any 25 September folks?","oooh, I'm close. 28th September!","I am! But I'm assuming different years, I'm an '88 baby"
20602,"oooh, I'm close. 28th September!","I am! But I'm assuming different years, I'm an '88 baby",'97 myself
20603,"There should be a subreddit for this.

Any 25 September folks?","oooh, I'm close. 28th September!",My bday too!
20604,"There should be a subreddit for this.

Any 25 September folks?","oooh, I'm close. 28th September!",27th! '85?
20605,"There should be a subreddit for this.

Any 25 September folks?","oooh, I'm close. 28th September!",29th! So close 
20606,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,"There should be a subreddit for this.

Any 25 September folks?",22nd here
20607,"There should be a subreddit for this.

Any 25 September folks?",22nd here,Same as my old man's! 
20608,"There should be a subreddit for this.

Any 25 September folks?",22nd here,Me too! 🎂
20609,"There should be a subreddit for this.

Any 25 September folks?",22nd here,Bilbo and Frodo's birthdays are on September 22.
20610,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,November 13th 1995! Luckily on a Monday though ,"Day before mine, same year! Happy almost birthday! Lol"
20611,November 13th 1995! Luckily on a Monday though ,"Day before mine, same year! Happy almost birthday! Lol","And 2 days before mine, same year! "
20612,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,"I was confused how you were born on the 13th month

I figured it out","Australians exist too. :( 
Haha"
20613,"I was confused how you were born on the 13th month

I figured it out","Australians exist too. :( 
Haha",You mean the rest of the world
20614,"Australians exist too. :( 
Haha",You mean the rest of the world,Is it only Americans who use mm/dd/yyyy?
20615,You mean the rest of the world,Is it only Americans who use mm/dd/yyyy?,Pretty much lol. They're strange like that.
20616,Is it only Americans who use mm/dd/yyyy?,Pretty much lol. They're strange like that.,Oh hahaha
20617,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,Mine's August 23! :D ,ayy what year
20618,Mine's August 23! :D ,ayy what year,1996! You? :D
20619,ayy what year,1996! You? :D,1994. What's up lil bro :D
20620,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,Any 24/05/1997? Although you're all probably stuck in uni/college stressing about studying ,"I'm 25/04/1997, so this tripped me up a little!"
20621,Any 24/05/1997? Although you're all probably stuck in uni/college stressing about studying ,"I'm 25/04/1997, so this tripped me up a little!","Ahh no worries, what's up with you anyway? "
20622,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,Sounds like a great new sub idea!!! ,"r/birthdaytwins


Go go go!"
20623,Sounds like a great new sub idea!!! ,"r/birthdaytwins


Go go go!",Yes!!
20624,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,Any 12/Feb/1998 kids around here?,you are one year and one day older than me! 
20625,Any 12/Feb/1998 kids around here?,you are one year and one day older than me! ,Wow I feel ancient already
20626,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,Any 12/Feb/1998 kids around here?,"Feb 12th, 1996~"
20627,Any 12/Feb/1998 kids around here?,"Feb 12th, 1996~",So close and yet so far.
20628,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,July 12th! ,"Not too far off, July 7th!"
20629,July 12th! ,"Not too far off, July 7th!",One of the closest I've seen so far! 1995 also?
20630,"Not too far off, July 7th!",One of the closest I've seen so far! 1995 also?," Hah, a little older - 1989"
20631,One of the closest I've seen so far! 1995 also?," Hah, a little older - 1989",Ahh that's not much older at all! 
20632,One of the closest I've seen so far! 1995 also?," Hah, a little older - 1989","Hey, I'm July 8th 1988. "
20633,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,Which one is the thirteenth month? ,"11th is November, right before December which happens to be the 12th"
20634,Which one is the thirteenth month? ,"11th is November, right before December which happens to be the 12th","Oh it's written day month year not month day year, derp"
20635,"11th is November, right before December which happens to be the 12th","Oh it's written day month year not month day year, derp",;)
20636,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,"I was born on November 18th, 1991. Anybody form that time??","I don't form it, but we share the day, if not the date.

1978 "
20637,"I was born on November 18th, 1991. Anybody form that time??","I don't form it, but we share the day, if not the date.

1978 ","Haha thanks for the correction! Damn 13 years older than me, that’s crazy. "
20638,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,I love this idea! I was born on 8/8/88. Anyone else?! :),Wow that’s an awesome birthday! 
20639,I love this idea! I was born on 8/8/88. Anyone else?! :),Wow that’s an awesome birthday! ,Thank you!!
20640,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,Jesus everyone here is from the 90's... I'll see myself out,Born in 1980 over here....
20641,Jesus everyone here is from the 90's... I'll see myself out,Born in 1980 over here....,"83 here! So, uh, what have you done with your life"
20642,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,26/11/1998 anyone? :D ,Is Khaled only 18?
20643,26/11/1998 anyone? :D ,Is Khaled only 18?,Whoops I meant like the same day XD not the same year 
20644,Is Khaled only 18?,Whoops I meant like the same day XD not the same year ,Haha gotcha ;)
20645,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,My birthday is the day after yours :) 11/14/95,OMG I'm exactly a year younger than you! Birthday buddies!
20646,My birthday is the day after yours :) 11/14/95,OMG I'm exactly a year younger than you! Birthday buddies!,That's awesome!! 
20647,I would love to meet every single person that was born on the same day as me and have a conversation with them and talk about what we’ve done with our lives and what we’ve accomplished/been through.,good idea. 25/03/1996 ,My brother is 25/02/1996
20648,good idea. 25/03/1996 ,My brother is 25/02/1996,my new brother you mean
20649,I ordered a hundred rubber ducks three minutes ago and I've been listening to Christmas music for three weeks now,That's hilarious. How much did it cost you?,$40 
20650,That's hilarious. How much did it cost you?,$40 ,....thats a pretty okay price 
20651,I ordered a hundred rubber ducks three minutes ago and I've been listening to Christmas music for three weeks now,You'd be great pals with u/fuckswithducks ,Paging /u/fuckswithducks. 
20652,You'd be great pals with u/fuckswithducks ,Paging /u/fuckswithducks. ,That's exactly what I already did
20653,Paging /u/fuckswithducks. ,That's exactly what I already did,Test 1: u/Realblazestorm
20654,That's exactly what I already did,Test 1: u/Realblazestorm,Both appeared in my inbox
20655,Test 1: u/Realblazestorm,Both appeared in my inbox,Did one appear as a reply (ie someone commented) vs a message or notification?
20656,Both appeared in my inbox,Did one appear as a reply (ie someone commented) vs a message or notification?,"Hahaha you're right. Only /u/ appeared in mention. Alright, TIL!"
20657,Did one appear as a reply (ie someone commented) vs a message or notification?,"Hahaha you're right. Only /u/ appeared in mention. Alright, TIL!",Now you have the power to summon people (or your pick of lovecraftian monster usernames)
20658,Paging /u/fuckswithducks. ,That's exactly what I already did,Test 2: /u/Realblazestorm
20659,That's exactly what I already did,Test 2: /u/Realblazestorm,So? Which one is it?
20660,Test 2: /u/Realblazestorm,So? Which one is it?,Both seemed to work in the test
20661,I hate watching my husband play video games...he sucks.,"I instantly assume the OP was gay, and I feel kinda sexist for it now",I thought op was a woman and now I feel bad for assuming gender. 
20662,"I instantly assume the OP was gay, and I feel kinda sexist for it now",I thought op was a woman and now I feel bad for assuming gender. ,"My gf beats me at Mario Kart

I lie about it in public if asked"
20663,I'm getting married!,Congratulations! I'm marrying my best friend in 3 weeks! Love is a wonderful thing isn't it? ,A truly incomparable feeling 
20664,Congratulations! I'm marrying my best friend in 3 weeks! Love is a wonderful thing isn't it? ,A truly incomparable feeling ,were you expecting it?
20665,I'm getting married!,Congratulations!  How did the two of you meet?,We met in highschool right at the end of it we've been completed inseparable ever since. 
20666,Congratulations!  How did the two of you meet?,We met in highschool right at the end of it we've been completed inseparable ever since. ,That’s fantastic!  Here’s to many happy years ahead for the two of you!
20667,I'm getting married!,That's so exciting!!! Congrats!!! How long have you been with your fiance?,I think 4  years is coming up soon!
20668,That's so exciting!!! Congrats!!! How long have you been with your fiance?,I think 4  years is coming up soon!,Yay for that!!! Cheers to many more to come!! :)
20669,I'm getting married!,My condolences ;),I don't really think that that's the best word for it lol
20670,My condolences ;),I don't really think that that's the best word for it lol,"It was a joke because I'm sad, lonely and don't think anyone deserves happiness. "
20671,I don't really think that that's the best word for it lol,"It was a joke because I'm sad, lonely and don't think anyone deserves happiness. ",Hope things turn around then.
20672,"It was a joke because I'm sad, lonely and don't think anyone deserves happiness. ",Hope things turn around then.,You deserve happiness &lt;3 have a nice life 
20673,Seems a lot of saddened people are on here tonight.,You seem nice :),"So do you, mate. :D"
20674,You seem nice :),"So do you, mate. :D",Love this sub.
20675,"So do you, mate. :D",Love this sub.,One of the better ones for sure. 
20676,What have you guys done today?,Pretty much just woke up and watched Stranger Things season 2 ,Any good?
20677,Pretty much just woke up and watched Stranger Things season 2 ,Any good?,So far I think it's a little worse than season 1 but still pretty good. 
20678,What have you guys done today?,Nothing yet. Just woke up! Going to head over to my SO's place in a little bit. ,Have fun :)
20679,Nothing yet. Just woke up! Going to head over to my SO's place in a little bit. ,Have fun :),Thanks!
20680,Talk to me,"Wassup. I'm just lying in bed being unable to sleep, wbu?",Give me a good horror movie to watch
20681,"Wassup. I'm just lying in bed being unable to sleep, wbu?",Give me a good horror movie to watch,Hostel
20682,Talk to me,Hey.,"Hey, I like chicken but only wings"
20683,Hey.,"Hey, I like chicken but only wings","I like wings as well, but it depends on where I get them from"
20684,Talk to me,Trying to sleep too😁,What time is it where you are
20685,Trying to sleep too😁,What time is it where you are,4.31 PM EST...You?
20686,What time is it where you are,4.31 PM EST...You?,"In back, took a nap and then ate dinner!!!! Its 9:52pm here in atlanta"
20687,Talk to me,Hi,Hi.... Umm sloths are creepy 
20688,Hi,Hi.... Umm sloths are creepy ,"Well that made me feel bad :,(. "
20689,What are you eating/what did you eat for lunch?,"I just had a bowl of cereal, because I'm sick.",I'm sick too. :(
20690,"I just had a bowl of cereal, because I'm sick.",I'm sick too. :(,"Ditto, had a bowl of soup for lunch."
20691,What are you eating/what did you eat for lunch?,"I just had a bowl of cereal, because I'm sick.",I feel bad for you and musicals4life. :( Get better soon!
20692,"I just had a bowl of cereal, because I'm sick.",I feel bad for you and musicals4life. :( Get better soon!,Thank you!
20693,I feel bad for you and musicals4life. :( Get better soon!,Thank you!,Your welcome.
20694,"I just had a bowl of cereal, because I'm sick.",I feel bad for you and musicals4life. :( Get better soon!,Thanks. I took a bunch of medicine but it’s only helping a little 
20695,What are you eating/what did you eat for lunch?,A nap. Poor mans lunch.,"Still good, am I right?"
20696,A nap. Poor mans lunch.,"Still good, am I right?",Absolutely. I love sleeping.
20697,What are you eating/what did you eat for lunch?,Three plates worth of fries.,"You're like my younger sister. She eats a lot of fries, too."
20698,Three plates worth of fries.,"You're like my younger sister. She eats a lot of fries, too.","Is she fat like me, or does she exercise enough to balance out her choice of diet?"
20699,I went on a second date last night. Our first date was 15 years ago.,You smash?,"More importantly, did she give up the fart box?"
20700,You smash?,"More importantly, did she give up the fart box?",I see some people *still* haven’t matured past their freshman year.
20701,You smash?,"More importantly, did she give up the fart box?",Found the Australian??
20702,"Having a really rough week, someone talk to me about anything?",Should I eat leftover pizza or  turkey sandwich with dorritos?,damn those both sound good. what are you in the mood for
20703,Should I eat leftover pizza or  turkey sandwich with dorritos?,damn those both sound good. what are you in the mood for,"Its quality pizza, but fucking dorritos? "
20704,damn those both sound good. what are you in the mood for,"Its quality pizza, but fucking dorritos? ",put doritos on the pizza. boom. problem solved.
20705,"Its quality pizza, but fucking dorritos? ",put doritos on the pizza. boom. problem solved.,Is this something you would actually do?
20706,put doritos on the pizza. boom. problem solved.,Is this something you would actually do?,probably not but I'm not like other girls
20707,"Having a really rough week, someone talk to me about anything?",Listening to Octavarium by Dream Theater for the first time; it's quite an experience.,I've never heard of it! You like it?
20708,Listening to Octavarium by Dream Theater for the first time; it's quite an experience.,I've never heard of it! You like it?,"So far, yeah. It's one of those 25 minute prog rock songs and I'm about halfway through. "
20709,I've never heard of it! You like it?,"So far, yeah. It's one of those 25 minute prog rock songs and I'm about halfway through. ",nice enjoy!
20710,"Having a really rough week, someone talk to me about anything?",Same.  Do you have any weird talents? ,lol pottery or beekeeping wbu
20711,Same.  Do you have any weird talents? ,lol pottery or beekeeping wbu,"Oh, tell me more about beekeeping! We were just talking about that yesterday."
20712,"Having a really rough week, someone talk to me about anything?",I had a shit week too. The company I work for sucks and I hope they go out of business. ,Lol start embezzling that money
20713,I had a shit week too. The company I work for sucks and I hope they go out of business. ,Lol start embezzling that money,I wish..I never wanted to be on EI more than today:(
20714,20 year old girl bored while my boyfriend plays PS4,"So, does he do this often?",No
20715,"So, does he do this often?",No,Makes you a great girlfriend
20716,No,Makes you a great girlfriend,"Thanks :), what are you up to right now."
20717,Makes you a great girlfriend,"Thanks :), what are you up to right now.",Trying to figure Reddit out lol...im new
20718,20 year old girl bored while my boyfriend plays PS4,What game is your boyfriend playing?,Destiny 2
20719,What game is your boyfriend playing?,Destiny 2,Ah never played it. But I heard it's okay. 
20720,20 year old girl bored while my boyfriend plays PS4,Do anything fun/exciting lately?,Started reading a pretty good book called Pandemic by A.G Riddler.
20721,Do anything fun/exciting lately?,Started reading a pretty good book called Pandemic by A.G Riddler.,What's it about?
20722,20 year old girl bored while my boyfriend plays PS4,I was recently thinking of doing a massive test on the Hitler Wikipedia game.,"Oh, tell me more about that."
20723,I was recently thinking of doing a massive test on the Hitler Wikipedia game.,"Oh, tell me more about that.",You click random article and you have to find the quickest way to get to Hitlers page.
20724,What podcasts do you listen to?,Clark Howard,Thanks! What does he talk about?
20725,Clark Howard,Thanks! What does he talk about?,Oh saving money
20726,What podcasts do you listen to?,I like the Rooster Teeth one.,What is it about?
20727,I like the Rooster Teeth one.,What is it about?,It's just cool and funny people from the Rooster Teeth channel on YouTube talking 'bout stuff. 
20728,What podcasts do you listen to?,Paging the Tims of /r/HelloInternet!,The time have arrived!
20729,Paging the Tims of /r/HelloInternet!,The time have arrived!,Time for some timfoolery!
20730,The time have arrived!,Time for some timfoolery!,I say we all do a Greycation or take a Haranday to Trafalgar Square?
20731,How do you guys eat your pie?,With a lot of cool whip!,I’ve never had cool whip! Is it like whipped cream?
20732,With a lot of cool whip!,I’ve never had cool whip! Is it like whipped cream?,"Yes it is, but it's a lot more cool! "
20733,How do you guys eat your pie?,"Warm, with vanilla ice cream! Other than that I don't really have a technique. ","You have ice cream with a pie?

You monster."
20734,"Warm, with vanilla ice cream! Other than that I don't really have a technique. ","You have ice cream with a pie?

You monster.",It seems to be the norm where I am. 
20735,"You have ice cream with a pie?

You monster.",It seems to be the norm where I am. ,Pies should be doused with gravy and nothing more!
20736,It seems to be the norm where I am. ,Pies should be doused with gravy and nothing more!,I'm talking about fruit pies though. 
20737,Pies should be doused with gravy and nothing more!,I'm talking about fruit pies though. ,"I see.

Gravy and apple pie could be a thing..."
20738,I just love the smell of Home Depot,"Home Depot is alright, but small hardware stores smell even better.  All the scents at once.",Got any nice local hardware stores near you?
20739,"Home Depot is alright, but small hardware stores smell even better.  All the scents at once.",Got any nice local hardware stores near you?,"I live by a hardware store that sells 18 eggs, half brown half white."
20740,I just love the smell of Home Depot,I love the smell of un-subtle advertising. Sooo good. ,Why would a company as big as THD advertise their chain to small-ish subreddit? X
20741,I love the smell of un-subtle advertising. Sooo good. ,Why would a company as big as THD advertise their chain to small-ish subreddit? X,"Actually they do legit do stuff like that, but I don't think this is one of them."
20742,I just love the smell of Home Depot,When I was a kid I used to love the smell of an ace hardware 😂😂,Ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks.
20743,When I was a kid I used to love the smell of an ace hardware 😂😂,Ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks.,...and the smell of heaven.
20744,Let’s play two truths and a lie!,"I'm going to guess #1 for you.

1. I'm 1 of 7 siblings.

2. I play piano.

3. I love peanuts.",I’m gonna guess #3 for you! 
20745,"I'm going to guess #1 for you.

1. I'm 1 of 7 siblings.

2. I play piano.

3. I love peanuts.",I’m gonna guess #3 for you! ,You're right! I'm allergic.
20746,I’m gonna guess #3 for you! ,You're right! I'm allergic.,Oh man that’s rough. I love peanuts. :(
20747,Let’s play two truths and a lie!,"1 - I like avocados
2 - I like DC superhero movies
3 - I’m Jewish ",Hmmmm. I’m gonna go with #2 and say that you prefer Marvel. 
20748,"1 - I like avocados
2 - I like DC superhero movies
3 - I’m Jewish ",Hmmmm. I’m gonna go with #2 and say that you prefer Marvel. ,Wow ok you are correct 
20749,Hmmmm. I’m gonna go with #2 and say that you prefer Marvel. ,Wow ok you are correct ,Haha yay!! 
20750,My girlfriend just broke up with me,Go read One Piece! It will make any sad moment of your life better,Who is it by?
20751,Go read One Piece! It will make any sad moment of your life better,Who is it by?,It's a manga. Don't know if you are into comics but I guarantee you'll love it.
20752,Who is it by?,It's a manga. Don't know if you are into comics but I guarantee you'll love it.,"I’ll check it out anyway, thanks! :)"
20753,It's snowing in Wisconsin.,"Fucking Wisconsin, man. Too cold.",Agreed. Would move but all of my family lives here. 
20754,"Fucking Wisconsin, man. Too cold.",Agreed. Would move but all of my family lives here. ,I reeeeealy want to move somewhere my plants grow well
20755,Anyone else not throw parties cause they’re scared no once will show up?,"If you throw a party within a 3 hour drive within my location, I will come. No joke.","Same, party's are way more fun when you don't know anyone!"
20756,"If you throw a party within a 3 hour drive within my location, I will come. No joke.","Same, party's are way more fun when you don't know anyone!","For sure, the few parties I’ve been to I’ve most enjoyed meeting new people. "
20757,"Crossing England on foot, halfway there! What are you up to guys?","You're halfway there? Are you, in fact, living on a prayer?","Oh my. Thanks, now it’s stuck in my head. "
20758,"You're halfway there? Are you, in fact, living on a prayer?","Oh my. Thanks, now it’s stuck in my head. ",Hehehehe~ that's too much fun.
20759,"Crossing England on foot, halfway there! What are you up to guys?",I just got my license. I'm so happy.,Congratulations! First attempt?
20760,I just got my license. I'm so happy.,Congratulations! First attempt?,Second. First time I hit a cone on maneuverability.
20761,I really f-ing love Candy Corn.,Me too. I also love mellowcreme pumpkins,Never had the pumpkins myself. Heard that they're delicious though.
20762,Me too. I also love mellowcreme pumpkins,Never had the pumpkins myself. Heard that they're delicious though.,Better than the corn imo
20763,Me too. I also love mellowcreme pumpkins,Never had the pumpkins myself. Heard that they're delicious though.,I love the pumpkins! Added bonus of feeling like a giant.
20764,I really f-ing love Candy Corn.,"DAE eat it one color bit at a time, tip first?",I honestly thought i was alone in doing this. Internet buddies!
20765,"DAE eat it one color bit at a time, tip first?",I honestly thought i was alone in doing this. Internet buddies!,I have found my people
20766,I honestly thought i was alone in doing this. Internet buddies!,I have found my people,What’s the best brand?
20767,I really f-ing love Candy Corn.,"DAE eat it one color bit at a time, tip first?",I go base of the pyramid up 
20768,"DAE eat it one color bit at a time, tip first?",I go base of the pyramid up ,Me too!
20769,I really f-ing love Candy Corn.,I haven't had those in like a decade. How would you describe the taste? ,"Pretty much how they've always been, like highly concentrated sugar. So if you like sugar..."
20770,I haven't had those in like a decade. How would you describe the taste? ,"Pretty much how they've always been, like highly concentrated sugar. So if you like sugar...",-_-
20771,"Pretty much how they've always been, like highly concentrated sugar. So if you like sugar...",-_-,I take it that's a no. XD
20772,I really f-ing love Candy Corn.,We can agree to disagree on this.,We can agree to ship all our useless candy corn to OP.
20773,We can agree to disagree on this.,We can agree to ship all our useless candy corn to OP.,You can ship your useless candy corn (and pumpkins) to me...then they will no longer be useless!
20774,I really f-ing love Candy Corn.,I honestly don’t like candy corn but i bought it anyway. I really enjoy the texture ,"Yeah, it's hard to describe but I like it too. Almost a sort of waxy feel."
20775,I honestly don’t like candy corn but i bought it anyway. I really enjoy the texture ,"Yeah, it's hard to describe but I like it too. Almost a sort of waxy feel.",Yeah agreed
20776,I honestly don’t like candy corn but i bought it anyway. I really enjoy the texture ,"Yeah, it's hard to describe but I like it too. Almost a sort of waxy feel.",Candy Corn is the Devil's earwax!
20777,"Yeah, it's hard to describe but I like it too. Almost a sort of waxy feel.",Candy Corn is the Devil's earwax!,Guess I'm a happy buyer of the Devil then.
20778,I really f-ing love Candy Corn.,Try it with peanuts.,"Don't really like peanuts, unfortunately."
20779,Try it with peanuts.,"Don't really like peanuts, unfortunately.",Pretzels maybe?  It's the whole sweet salty thing.
20780,"Don't really like peanuts, unfortunately.",Pretzels maybe?  It's the whole sweet salty thing.,I'll give that a try sometime.
20781,I really f-ing love Candy Corn.,What's candy corn. I'm Scottish so I've never had one,They're basically candy forms of concentrated sugar. They seem to only be popular in the US.
20782,What's candy corn. I'm Scottish so I've never had one,They're basically candy forms of concentrated sugar. They seem to only be popular in the US.,What flavour are they?
20783,They're basically candy forms of concentrated sugar. They seem to only be popular in the US.,What flavour are they?,"Sweet. A sort of slight honey/caramel, but really just sweet like sugar."
20784,What flavour are they?,"Sweet. A sort of slight honey/caramel, but really just sweet like sugar.",Oh ok
20785,Can you remind me of any song in 3 well formated words or less?,Hello it’s me,Adele - Hello?
20786,Hello it’s me,Adele - Hello?,Yep
20787,Adele - Hello?,Yep,Off to a great start
20788,Yep,Off to a great start,"How about ...

My mamma don’t "
20789,Off to a great start,"How about ...

My mamma don’t ","[Song?](/s ""Justin Beiber - Love Yourself? Almost didn't guess 😅"")"
20790,Off to a great start,"How about ...

My mamma don’t ",Ohhhh I got that one.  
20791,Can you remind me of any song in 3 well formated words or less?,One more time!,Rats. Ya got me.
20792,One more time!,Rats. Ya got me.,I thought it was too easy! I don't have much imagination haha.
20793,Rats. Ya got me.,I thought it was too easy! I don't have much imagination haha.,"[Song maybe?](/s ""Captain &amp; Tennill - Do That To Me One More Time?"") Last ditch effort."
20794,Can you remind me of any song in 3 well formated words or less?,elected electric spy^y^y,Not a clue.
20795,elected electric spy^y^y,Not a clue.,(Electric Eye by Judas Priest)(spoiler)
20796,Can you remind me of any song in 3 well formated words or less?,Tiny dancer ,"[I swear if it's not this song](/s ""Elton John - Tiny Dancer"")"
20797,Tiny dancer ,"[I swear if it's not this song](/s ""Elton John - Tiny Dancer"")",Yeah it is lol.  I love that song.  
20798,Can you remind me of any song in 3 well formated words or less?,*bustle...hedgerow,I have no idea man
20799,*bustle...hedgerow,I have no idea man,Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin
20800,I have no idea man,Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin,Maybe should have just said stairway to heaven?
20801,Can you remind me of any song in 3 well formated words or less?,Willy wonka ,"All I can think of is in a wooooord of pure imagination

But I feel like it's from a rap..."
20802,Willy wonka ,"All I can think of is in a wooooord of pure imagination

But I feel like it's from a rap...",It's on macklemores new album titled Gemini
20803,"All I can think of is in a wooooord of pure imagination

But I feel like it's from a rap...",It's on macklemores new album titled Gemini,I knew it! Exept I really didn't. I'm going to give it a listen :)
20804,It's on macklemores new album titled Gemini,I knew it! Exept I really didn't. I'm going to give it a listen :),Lol. I love the beat on it. Besides that it's quite generic (still a cool track though)
20805,It's on macklemores new album titled Gemini,I knew it! Exept I really didn't. I'm going to give it a listen :),Btw I'm probably gonna comment a ton cause I love this idea lol
20806,I knew it! Exept I really didn't. I'm going to give it a listen :),Btw I'm probably gonna comment a ton cause I love this idea lol,This is gonna be a train wreck because I don't listen to that much rap
20807,Btw I'm probably gonna comment a ton cause I love this idea lol,This is gonna be a train wreck because I don't listen to that much rap,What do you listen to?
20808,This is gonna be a train wreck because I don't listen to that much rap,What do you listen to?,Generally rock
20809,Btw I'm probably gonna comment a ton cause I love this idea lol,This is gonna be a train wreck because I don't listen to that much rap,I just saw the rest of the comment. Doesn't ring a bell
20810,This is gonna be a train wreck because I don't listen to that much rap,I just saw the rest of the comment. Doesn't ring a bell,"Sorry, shoulda make an edit note."
20811,Can you remind me of any song in 3 well formated words or less?,"Sex, money, murder","Aka my average friday nights

.

.

.

Yeah, I got no clue."
20812,"Sex, money, murder","Aka my average friday nights

.

.

.

Yeah, I got no clue.",It's in Kendrick Lamar's newest album
20813,"Aka my average friday nights

.

.

.

Yeah, I got no clue.",It's in Kendrick Lamar's newest album,"¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

Rip"
20814,Can you remind me of any song in 3 well formated words or less?,*like gah damn*,I feel like that could be anything
20815,*like gah damn*,I feel like that could be anything,"It can, but bonus points if it's what I think."
20816,I feel like that could be anything,"It can, but bonus points if it's what I think.",Oh can Everybody guess!?
20817,"It can, but bonus points if it's what I think.",Oh can Everybody guess!?,Go for it
20818,Can you remind me of any song in 3 well formated words or less?,*like gah damn*,Logic - Young Jesus Ft. Big Lenbo
20819,*like gah damn*,Logic - Young Jesus Ft. Big Lenbo,Pretty much just any logic song lol
20820,Can you remind me of any song in 3 well formated words or less?,YOUUUU,"[Wow. With one word too.](/s ""Soulja Boy - Crank That"")"
20821,YOUUUU,"[Wow. With one word too.](/s ""Soulja Boy - Crank That"")",That's exactly what it is
20822,"[Wow. With one word too.](/s ""Soulja Boy - Crank That"")",That's exactly what it is,It's a classic.
20823,Can you remind me of any song in 3 well formated words or less?,I chime in...,"D-did you or will you? Because if you did, I have no clue."
20824,I chime in...,"D-did you or will you? Because if you did, I have no clue.",It’s Panic at the Disco. But if you knew the song it would pop up on your head right away!
20825,"D-did you or will you? Because if you did, I have no clue.",It’s Panic at the Disco. But if you knew the song it would pop up on your head right away!,Ima go listen to it now
20826,Can you remind me of any song in 3 well formated words or less?,Hip hip,"Spoiler
.
.
.
.
.
Island in the Sun by Weezer"
20827,Hip hip,"Spoiler
.
.
.
.
.
Island in the Sun by Weezer",Yup
20828,Can you remind me of any song in 3 well formated words or less?,HEEEYYYYY    YAAAAAA,Some AC/DC song probably xD
20829,HEEEYYYYY    YAAAAAA,Some AC/DC song probably xD,haha but nah it’s “Hey Ya” by Outkast
20830,Some AC/DC song probably xD,haha but nah it’s “Hey Ya” by Outkast,Huh. Never heard of it.
20831,haha but nah it’s “Hey Ya” by Outkast,Huh. Never heard of it.,It was really popular during the early 2000s and is a somewhat popular throwback dance song. 
20832,Can you remind me of any song in 3 well formated words or less?,Gonna roll me ,Plz no more Smash Mouth - All Star
20833,Gonna roll me ,Plz no more Smash Mouth - All Star,Didn’t see it before 
20834,Plz no more Smash Mouth - All Star,Didn’t see it before ,I did guess it a second time tho didn't I ;)
20835,Can you remind me of any song in 3 well formated words or less?,“Gonna get ya” ,"[Clutch](/s ""Jimmy Hendrix - Foxy Lady"") 

Love that song."
20836,“Gonna get ya” ,"[Clutch](/s ""Jimmy Hendrix - Foxy Lady"") 

Love that song.",One way or another - blondie 
20837,"[Clutch](/s ""Jimmy Hendrix - Foxy Lady"") 

Love that song.",One way or another - blondie ,"Wow, feels bad man."
20838,Can you remind me of any song in 3 well formated words or less?,Hurricane,Dude there are too many songs
20839,Hurricane,Dude there are too many songs,"three really top of the pops songs aren't too many mate

"
20840,Dude there are too many songs,"three really top of the pops songs aren't too many mate

",Pop? I was thinking AC/DC Hells Bells...
20841,Still hanging out with friends in high school?,"Yup, I'm seeing two of them next week, and we graduated over 15 years ago.  ","Oooh, nice! Have fun!"
20842,"Yup, I'm seeing two of them next week, and we graduated over 15 years ago.  ","Oooh, nice! Have fun!","We're seeing John Cleese, it'll be awesome!"
20843,"Oooh, nice! Have fun!","We're seeing John Cleese, it'll be awesome!",Best of luck to you and to your friends! 
20844,Still hanging out with friends in high school?,"No, I don't see any of high school classmates anymore.","Must've been a long time since you've graduated and seen your friends, huh?"
20845,"No, I don't see any of high school classmates anymore.","Must've been a long time since you've graduated and seen your friends, huh?","I'm in 3rd year of university, and I haven't seen them for the past 3 years"
20846,"Just got rejected, try and cheer me up Reddit.","By even trying, you have more courage than most people including me",Took me a long time to do it. But I did. 
20847,"By even trying, you have more courage than most people including me",Took me a long time to do it. But I did. ,"It can be really discouraging to be rejected, it's happened to me many times.


"
20848,History is really interesting but school just made it boring.,GRRM partially based Game of Thrones on the war of the roses I believe too. ,Yep GoT is basically the war of the roses with dragons lol. 
20849,GRRM partially based Game of Thrones on the war of the roses I believe too. ,Yep GoT is basically the war of the roses with dragons lol. , and sprinkle in some mongol hoards (Dothraki)
20850,Yep GoT is basically the war of the roses with dragons lol. , and sprinkle in some mongol hoards (Dothraki),In the show they seem Turkish like (horse archers) lol. 
20851,Working overnight,What kind of overnight shift?,Front desk at a hotel! Currently running the nightly audit. 
20852,What kind of overnight shift?,Front desk at a hotel! Currently running the nightly audit. ,any exciting guests coming through the doors?
20853,Front desk at a hotel! Currently running the nightly audit. ,any exciting guests coming through the doors?,Not tonight thankfully I wasn't in the mood but normally atleast one a night! 
20854,any exciting guests coming through the doors?,Not tonight thankfully I wasn't in the mood but normally atleast one a night! ,"The odd ones were always my favorite customers.
"
20855,Working overnight,Where do you live? ,Dallas
20856,Where do you live? ,Dallas,Aah makes sense since its already morning here (france).. 
20857,Anybody up? I'm drunk and lonely.,"I'm stoned? Does that count?
","Good suggestion, I think I'll join you."
20858,"I'm stoned? Does that count?
","Good suggestion, I think I'll join you.",Radical
20859,Anybody up? I'm drunk and lonely.,"I'm stoned? Does that count?
","Close enough, I'll take it. What's on your mind?"
20860,"I'm stoned? Does that count?
","Close enough, I'll take it. What's on your mind?","Heh, little of everything man. Been one of those months that really changes the game"
20861,"Close enough, I'll take it. What's on your mind?","Heh, little of everything man. Been one of those months that really changes the game","What's happened? Good, bad?"
20862,Anybody up? I'm drunk and lonely.,"I’m up and sober sadly. 

 Unless there’s wine I forgot about. 

 ",Find that wine. I believe in you. 
20863,"I’m up and sober sadly. 

 Unless there’s wine I forgot about. 

 ",Find that wine. I believe in you. ,"It was empty! All hope is lost. 

 Take a pull for me. 
"
20864,Find that wine. I believe in you. ,"It was empty! All hope is lost. 

 Take a pull for me. 
","Nooooooo! I have lots of beer, wine, and a little liquor. C'mon over. "
20865,Anybody up? I'm drunk and lonely.,"Damn, was gone for an hour haha","I don't need your judgment, sidecarl. "
20866,"Damn, was gone for an hour haha","I don't need your judgment, sidecarl. ","I'm not judging, just missed alot haha"
20867,What are you allergic to reddit?,"Easy to avoid, but I do miss eating them. ",What do you miss?
20868,"Easy to avoid, but I do miss eating them. ",What do you miss?,Fruit salad prepared for parties/buffets. Banana's sliced with milk.
20869,Honestly just want someone to talk to.,hi man ,Hi. 
20870,hi man ,Hi. ,hey 
20871,Hi. ,hey ,how is your day?
20872,hey ,how is your day?,good man
20873,how is your day?,good man,awesome
20874,Honestly just want someone to talk to.,I'll look into for sure!,"Hey how's it going
"
20875,I'll look into for sure!,"Hey how's it going
",It's going alright. How about you?
20876,"Hey how's it going
",It's going alright. How about you?,Good as it can get while in math class
20877,It's going alright. How about you?,Good as it can get while in math class,I feel you on that. High school or college?
20878,Good as it can get while in math class,I feel you on that. High school or college?,Luckily High school but still boring 
20879,I feel you on that. High school or college?,Luckily High school but still boring ,What grade are you in?
20880,Luckily High school but still boring ,What grade are you in?,10th you in college?
20881,Ask me the toughest question you can think of...,How tough are ya?,"How tough am I?

 I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast."
20882,How tough are ya?,"How tough am I?

 I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.",That’s not very tough...
20883,"How tough am I?

 I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.",That’s not very tough...,...Without any milk.
20884,That’s not very tough...,...Without any milk.,Oh...
20885,How tough are ya?,"How tough am I?

 I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.","Yeah, so?"
20886,Ask me the toughest question you can think of...,How do you make EVERYONE happy?,"You smile and tell jokes. For example, what do you call two doctors?

A pair-amedics."
20887,How do you make EVERYONE happy?,"You smile and tell jokes. For example, what do you call two doctors?

A pair-amedics.",You couldn't possibly tell jokes to everyone.
20888,"You smile and tell jokes. For example, what do you call two doctors?

A pair-amedics.",You couldn't possibly tell jokes to everyone.,"Not with that attitude, if you make one person smile then they will hopefully spread it."
20889,You couldn't possibly tell jokes to everyone.,"Not with that attitude, if you make one person smile then they will hopefully spread it.",xD
20890,Do you wanna be friends?,"Hii, the name is Bee.

Wanna talk about our Lord beet farmer, dwight shrute?","I have no idea what that is, but sure come with it!"
20891,"Hii, the name is Bee.

Wanna talk about our Lord beet farmer, dwight shrute?","I have no idea what that is, but sure come with it!","Well, he is the most fine best salesman, and best assistant to the regional manager there is. "
20892,"I have no idea what that is, but sure come with it!","Well, he is the most fine best salesman, and best assistant to the regional manager there is. ","I am not sure where this is going, but go on!"
20893,Do you wanna be friends?,Name is Brian. Nice to meet you. Gotta go back to work but if you respond I will.,Hi brian sorry to answer this late. I went to bad. How are you?
20894,Name is Brian. Nice to meet you. Gotta go back to work but if you respond I will.,Hi brian sorry to answer this late. I went to bad. How are you?,In bed haha
20895,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Mine has a woman's name, but people do assume I'm male.  Actually, I kind of like it."
20896,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Mine has a woman's name, but people do assume I'm male.  Actually, I kind of like it.",So are you a woman?
20897,"Mine has a woman's name, but people do assume I'm male.  Actually, I kind of like it.",So are you a woman?,Yes
20898,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Mine has a woman's name, but people do assume I'm male.  Actually, I kind of like it.",Same. If it gets pointed out I usually end up with a creepy PM.
20899,"Mine has a woman's name, but people do assume I'm male.  Actually, I kind of like it.",Same. If it gets pointed out I usually end up with a creepy PM.,"and that's on you, for deciding to be female!"
20900,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Mine has a woman's name, but people do assume I'm male.  Actually, I kind of like it.",27 is my favorite number 
20901,"Mine has a woman's name, but people do assume I'm male.  Actually, I kind of like it.",27 is my favorite number ,"Mine too!
"
20902,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Mine has a woman's name, but people do assume I'm male.  Actually, I kind of like it.",Sup
20903,"Mine has a woman's name, but people do assume I'm male.  Actually, I kind of like it.",Sup,"Sup, pup?"
20904,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Mine has a woman's name, but people do assume I'm male.  Actually, I kind of like it.","My name is considered female yet I am male
Probably"
20905,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Mine has a woman's name, but people do assume I'm male.  Actually, I kind of like it.",Oh hello fellow Natalie!
20906,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Mine has a woman's name, but people do assume I'm male.  Actually, I kind of like it.",on the flip side my username has a male name but I've been mistaken as a girl. shit u not. 
20907,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Mine has a woman's name, but people do assume I'm male.  Actually, I kind of like it.",Unless there's surgery mine is pretty straight forward.
20908,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Mine has a woman's name, but people do assume I'm male.  Actually, I kind of like it.",That's cause you're the man Natalie
20909,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Mine has a woman's name, but people do assume I'm male.  Actually, I kind of like it.",Nathan? That you bro?
20910,"Mine has a woman's name, but people do assume I'm male.  Actually, I kind of like it.",Nathan? That you bro?,Nope
20911,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Mine has a woman's name, but people do assume I'm male.  Actually, I kind of like it.",Maybe it's because no one reads usernames until someone point them out. 
20912,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Don't worry man. Happens to the best of us. 

We men have to stick together after all. "
20913,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Don't worry man. Happens to the best of us. 

We men have to stick together after all. ","your flair says ""I draw Whales""... can you show me a whale drawn by you? OwO"
20914,"Don't worry man. Happens to the best of us. 

We men have to stick together after all. ","your flair says ""I draw Whales""... can you show me a whale drawn by you? OwO",tumblr is leaking OwO
20915,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Don't worry man. Happens to the best of us. 

We men have to stick together after all. ",You got Moxie kiddo
20916,"Don't worry man. Happens to the best of us. 

We men have to stick together after all. ",You got Moxie kiddo,"Sorry, what? I'm here now. "
20917,You got Moxie kiddo,"Sorry, what? I'm here now. ",I remember when I had moxie
20918,"Sorry, what? I'm here now. ",I remember when I had moxie,"But now you've got sarcasta, which is way more fun."
20919,I remember when I had moxie,"But now you've got sarcasta, which is way more fun.",There are lots of things that are fun about being sarcastic but Moxie's worth its weight in gold
20920,You got Moxie kiddo,"Sorry, what? I'm here now. ",r/beetlejuicing 
20921,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","To be fair, my username has “woman” in it and I’m a dude"
20922,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","To be fair, my username has “woman” in it and I’m a dude",Are you in search of a unicorn woman or have you found her an this ID celebrates her
20923,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","To be fair, my username has “woman” in it and I’m a dude",My username is gender neutral but I bet people assume I'm a guy and not a lady. 
20924,"To be fair, my username has “woman” in it and I’m a dude",My username is gender neutral but I bet people assume I'm a guy and not a lady. ,When I saw your username your gender wasnt the first thing I thought about
20925,"To be fair, my username has “woman” in it and I’m a dude",My username is gender neutral but I bet people assume I'm a guy and not a lady. ,Most assumptions I make about your username are pretty gender neutral actually.
20926,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","To be fair, my username has “woman” in it and I’m a dude","Equally as confusing, my username references several men and I'm a woman"
20927,"To be fair, my username has “woman” in it and I’m a dude","Equally as confusing, my username references several men and I'm a woman",And I'm a straight guy from Nebraska.
20928,"Equally as confusing, my username references several men and I'm a woman",And I'm a straight guy from Nebraska.,"Wait, are you all saying that our usernames don't have to be something true about ourselves? "
20929,And I'm a straight guy from Nebraska.,"Wait, are you all saying that our usernames don't have to be something true about ourselves? ","Gonna betray your username again, right? "
20930,"Wait, are you all saying that our usernames don't have to be something true about ourselves? ","Gonna betray your username again, right? ",That or he's a T-Rex whose friends with a stegosaurus.
20931,"To be fair, my username has “woman” in it and I’m a dude","Equally as confusing, my username references several men and I'm a woman",Mine looks like it references men but actually references a game system; am a woman.
20932,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","To be fair, my username has “woman” in it and I’m a dude","Same, but I'm actually a woman. "
20933,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","To be fair, my username has “woman” in it and I’m a dude",Well mine has “sir” and I’m a girl. It’s like we’re opposites! 
20934,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Only French speakers can guess (?) that I'm female. Most of the time, I'm a ""dude"" or whatever."
20935,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Only French speakers can guess (?) that I'm female. Most of the time, I'm a ""dude"" or whatever.","if it's not too personal, when and how did you turn green?"
20936,"Only French speakers can guess (?) that I'm female. Most of the time, I'm a ""dude"" or whatever.","if it's not too personal, when and how did you turn green?",I heard from a trusted source that it was too much dank.
20937,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Only French speakers can guess (?) that I'm female. Most of the time, I'm a ""dude"" or whatever.","I use ""dude"" as a gender neutral term. I refer to everyone and everything as dude"
20938,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Only French speakers can guess (?) that I'm female. Most of the time, I'm a ""dude"" or whatever.",I think most people know what femme means.
20939,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",Hello there my man how do you do
20940,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",Hello there my man how do you do,There always has to be one smart ass in the group doesn't there
20941,Hello there my man how do you do,There always has to be one smart ass in the group doesn't there,:D
20942,There always has to be one smart ass in the group doesn't there,:D,👍👍
20943,:D,👍👍,M’lady
20944,👍👍,M’lady,r/niceguy ?
20945,M’lady,r/niceguy ?,Nah just ironically
20946,r/niceguy ?,Nah just ironically,  I own a Fedora I thought maybe we had something in common
20947,Nah just ironically,  I own a Fedora I thought maybe we had something in common,Oh idk fedoras are pretty ironic if you do it right but I’m not a nice guy lol
20948,  I own a Fedora I thought maybe we had something in common,Oh idk fedoras are pretty ironic if you do it right but I’m not a nice guy lol,I was really into Indiana Jones when I got mine
20949,Oh idk fedoras are pretty ironic if you do it right but I’m not a nice guy lol,I was really into Indiana Jones when I got mine,Lol that seems about right
20950,I was really into Indiana Jones when I got mine,Lol that seems about right,the only way baby
20951,Lol that seems about right,the only way baby,"Lol so this is how a conversation ends...
...with awkward replies"
20952,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",People assume I'm a dude all the time because of my user name. 
20953,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",People assume I'm a dude all the time because of my user name. ,how many booties have you gotten so far?
20954,People assume I'm a dude all the time because of my user name. ,how many booties have you gotten so far?,None actually. People are pretty blaze' about accounts like this. 
20955,how many booties have you gotten so far?,None actually. People are pretty blaze' about accounts like this. ,I think you mean blasé unless I'm missing some dank reference. 
20956,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Sup dude, how's the dick having life? "
20957,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Sup dude, how's the dick having life? ",Two others already beat you to the punch and try again sweetheart
20958,"Sup dude, how's the dick having life? ",Two others already beat you to the punch and try again sweetheart,Your username is accurate brother
20959,Two others already beat you to the punch and try again sweetheart,Your username is accurate brother,You're a Mister who is 25 or you missed her and her people at 25?
20960,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Sorry, I don't assume gender."
20961,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Sorry, I don't assume gender.",If that's the only reason why you're sorry you're doing pretty good my friend
20962,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",who the hell reads usernames? 
20963,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",who the hell reads usernames? ,Your daddy 0-0-7 that's why he is at the top of his game
20964,who the hell reads usernames? ,Your daddy 0-0-7 that's why he is at the top of his game,🤔🤔🤔
20965,Your daddy 0-0-7 that's why he is at the top of his game,🤔🤔🤔,C'mon I deserve an upvote for that smooth comeback
20966,🤔🤔🤔,C'mon I deserve an upvote for that smooth comeback,u right u right
20967,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","I don't actually look at usernames though, unless for a specific purpose. "
20968,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","I don't actually look at usernames though, unless for a specific purpose. ",I guess there are two of you
20969,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",I still think your a male though 
20970,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",I still think your a male though ,Show me a picture I don't believe you
20971,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",are you male then?
20972,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",are you male then?,I'm actually a dog sitting behind a keyboard I've developed thumbs
20973,are you male then?,I'm actually a dog sitting behind a keyboard I've developed thumbs,Dogs have genders ya know
20974,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",Was that supposed to be sarcastic?
20975,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",Was that supposed to be sarcastic?,Actually no that is the one time I was being very honest sincere truthful yada yada yada
20976,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",probably because nobody on reddit pays attention to usernames. 
20977,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",probably because nobody on reddit pays attention to usernames. ,I pay attention to nicknames and my driving while I'm reading Reddit I guess I'm special
20978,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","I know, right?"
20979,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","I know, right?",You win I definitely would have seen me or female or somebody who really enjoys exotic cuisine
20980,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","relax, dude."
20981,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","relax, dude.",So far you are the 4th person to make this joke I wish somebody would be original ;)
20982,"relax, dude.",So far you are the 4th person to make this joke I wish somebody would be original ;),"my bad, bro."
20983,So far you are the 4th person to make this joke I wish somebody would be original ;),"my bad, bro.",Totally okay chump
20984,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",i dont think many people look at the username of the person that they are responding to
20985,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",i dont think many people look at the username of the person that they are responding to,Only the special people
20986,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",I never really read usernames.
20987,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",I never really read usernames.,Will you are the odd one out
20988,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",I'm a guy. 
20989,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",I'm a guy. ,What exactly did your do grandmother to deserve this
20990,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Even when the poster uses female pronouns, I've noticed everyone continues to assume male.  "
20991,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Even when the poster uses female pronouns, I've noticed everyone continues to assume male.  ",Room full of r/niceguys
20992,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",Then you're lucky you're not from Scunthorpe
20993,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",Then you're lucky you're not from Scunthorpe,Are you referring to the town that is near Lincolnshire England? Steel town?
20994,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",I made mine totally non gendered on purpose lol
20995,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",I made mine totally non gendered on purpose lol,Not all who wander are lost ... Funny be so hopeless
20996,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",Ye man
20997,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",Ye man,thank Ma'am
20998,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",cause nobody ever cares about your username on reddit unless you mention it.
20999,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",cause nobody ever cares about your username on reddit unless you mention it.,you forgot the Jelly
21000,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",Most assume I'm male. I don't bother correcting them. 
21001,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",Most assume I'm male. I don't bother correcting them. ,No buddy wins when we assume 
21002,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",I especially don't trust names that has __girl in it
21003,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",I especially don't trust names that has __girl in it,good idea ...send me a check and I'll leave you alone 
21004,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",I never read usernames
21005,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",I never read usernames,good rule but you miss out on cool names
21006,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",I never look at usernames unless it's brought up by another user. 
21007,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",I never look at usernames unless it's brought up by another user. ,good rule but you miss out on cool names 
21008,I never look at usernames unless it's brought up by another user. ,good rule but you miss out on cool names ,It's not really a rule so much as just not paying attention lol
21009,good rule but you miss out on cool names ,It's not really a rule so much as just not paying attention lol,I have to agree
21010,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",I'm not sure about others but I don't usually read usernames.
21011,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",I'm not sure about others but I don't usually read usernames.,odd man out 
21012,I'm not sure about others but I don't usually read usernames.,odd man out ,So it would seem...
21013,odd man out ,So it would seem...,I feel like you have many layers but maybe you don't want to share them
21014,So it would seem...,I feel like you have many layers but maybe you don't want to share them,"They say us onions are like ogres, we have layers."
21015,I feel like you have many layers but maybe you don't want to share them,"They say us onions are like ogres, we have layers.",And if you have an odd number there's an odd one out or it's just a twister game
21016,"They say us onions are like ogres, we have layers.",And if you have an odd number there's an odd one out or it's just a twister game,Yes
21017,And if you have an odd number there's an odd one out or it's just a twister game,Yes,Do onions make you cry?
21018,Yes,Do onions make you cry?,Only capitalist ones
21019,Do onions make you cry?,Only capitalist ones,So Mister Orange?
21020,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","okay dude, I'll try not to do that."
21021,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","okay dude, I'll try not to do that.","thank you, Ma""lady"
21022,"okay dude, I'll try not to do that.","thank you, Ma""lady",[removed]
21023,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Meh. I never look at user names, unless someone goes “relevant user name”"
21024,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Meh. I never look at user names, unless someone goes “relevant user name”",never happened to me I guess I'm not sarcastic enough
21025,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Yeah man, it's a real problem."
21026,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Yeah man, it's a real problem.",toats-ma-goats dude
21027,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",Try being me 
21028,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",Try being me ,"I suppose you get ""dude"" or ""Bro"" also?"
21029,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",me 2
21030,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",me 2,Well I would think twice before I used a pronoun
21031,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",You need some uppercases in your username.
21032,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",You need some uppercases in your username.,I'm sure I would pick the wrong ones and Grammar Nazis would come after me
21033,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",Mine has Chick in it. NO one bothers to see that part. 
21034,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",Mine has Chick in it. NO one bothers to see that part. ,Yeah what is 1731 sat January 7th 1931? (Don't make me go to Wikipedia)
21035,Mine has Chick in it. NO one bothers to see that part. ,Yeah what is 1731 sat January 7th 1931? (Don't make me go to Wikipedia),My birthday and my fav to the hockey players birthday. And crow is his nickname. :)
21036,Yeah what is 1731 sat January 7th 1931? (Don't make me go to Wikipedia),My birthday and my fav to the hockey players birthday. And crow is his nickname. :),1931? Do they still play hockey
21037,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",Mine says auntie and I still sometimes have to clarify.
21038,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",Mine says auntie and I still sometimes have to clarify.,Are you a Monchichi or Chihuahua
21039,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",How you doing my man?
21040,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",How you doing my man?,Unarmed please spare me
21041,How you doing my man?,Unarmed please spare me,The King in the North takes no prisoners.
21042,Unarmed please spare me,The King in the North takes no prisoners.,Isn't the King of the North really a Queen currently?
21043,The King in the North takes no prisoners.,Isn't the King of the North really a Queen currently?,I don’t know haven’t watched Season 7 yet :D
21044,Isn't the King of the North really a Queen currently?,I don’t know haven’t watched Season 7 yet :D,I did but I didn't pay much attention
21045,I don’t know haven’t watched Season 7 yet :D,I did but I didn't pay much attention,Still how are you fellow human?
21046,I did but I didn't pay much attention,Still how are you fellow human?,ADHD I finished my hand of Grave Defense abs watched TV ... One had to suffer
21047,Still how are you fellow human?,ADHD I finished my hand of Grave Defense abs watched TV ... One had to suffer,Sounds cool
21048,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Literally only a woman can queef, yet still baseline assumption is I’m a guy. "
21049,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Literally only a woman can queef, yet still baseline assumption is I’m a guy. ",I'm not going to go into details but look up sounding
21050,"Literally only a woman can queef, yet still baseline assumption is I’m a guy. ",I'm not going to go into details but look up sounding,Well what do ya know... TIL men can queef. 
21051,I'm not going to go into details but look up sounding,Well what do ya know... TIL men can queef. ,Yep....😶
21052,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",Do you assume others on reddit are m or f or not?
21053,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",Do you assume others on reddit are m or f or not?,Genderless unless they say something stupid and then male :)
21054,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Alright geezer, hows it going? You see the game last night?"
21055,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out","Alright geezer, hows it going? You see the game last night?",So now you assume that I'm an old sports fan??????  how dare you
21056,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",Who reads usernames????? 
21057,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",Who reads usernames????? ,A very select few it seems
21058,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",hi o/
21059,"My name has ""girl"" in it and yet I am referred to as a male until I point it out",hi o/,Hi /o
21060,hi o/,Hi /o,So how's life treating you so far?
21061,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,I assume everyone on Reddit is a 20-something Caucasian male in the US.,Spotted. 
21062,I assume everyone on Reddit is a 20-something Caucasian male in the US.,Spotted. ,And hairy.
21063,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,I assume everyone on Reddit is a 20-something Caucasian male in the US.,"Well, on average, they are. "
21064,I assume everyone on Reddit is a 20-something Caucasian male in the US.,"Well, on average, they are. ","Is that true, or what you assume? If there’s actual demographic data I’d be curious to see it."
21065,"Well, on average, they are. ","Is that true, or what you assume? If there’s actual demographic data I’d be curious to see it.",I just assume it's the largest single group. 
21066,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,I assume everyone on Reddit is a 20-something Caucasian male in the US.,"20 something black person in Mozambique, África"
21067,I assume everyone on Reddit is a 20-something Caucasian male in the US.,"20 something black person in Mozambique, África",Gesundheit! 
21068,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,I literally posted my NUDES on Reddit and still get referred to as a guy. There’s no winning ,This is the best lol.
21069,I literally posted my NUDES on Reddit and still get referred to as a guy. There’s no winning ,This is the best lol.,Makes me sad that they shoplift though...
21070,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,Everyone on the internet has a penis. Everyone. They mail one to you if you don't have one.,Can I get an extra? Mine isn't big enough.
21071,Everyone on the internet has a penis. Everyone. They mail one to you if you don't have one.,Can I get an extra? Mine isn't big enough.,Can I also get an extra one? Mine is not charging properly anymore
21072,Everyone on the internet has a penis. Everyone. They mail one to you if you don't have one.,Can I get an extra? Mine isn't big enough.,Sure just sign up for the masculinity expansion program.
21073,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,Well the first rule of the internet is there are no girls on the internet so :/,I thought that was rule #33
21074,Well the first rule of the internet is there are no girls on the internet so :/,I thought that was rule #33,Right behind rule #34 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
21075,I thought that was rule #33,Right behind rule #34 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),Ayy 
21076,Well the first rule of the internet is there are no girls on the internet so :/,I thought that was rule #33,You might be right. I think the first rule may have been don't talk about /b/
21077,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,Female here... And also not a nerd *gasp*,Kill it with fire!? /s
21078,Female here... And also not a nerd *gasp*,Kill it with fire!? /s,Probably the only sensible solution.
21079,Kill it with fire!? /s,Probably the only sensible solution.,"Lol. Well as they say, ""If you can't think of anything clever, repackage it as sarcasm"". "
21080,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,Female here... And also not a nerd *gasp*,**DMs**
21081,Female here... And also not a nerd *gasp*,**DMs**,Idk what that means
21082,**DMs**,Idk what that means,Direct messages
21083,Idk what that means,Direct messages,Oh. Nope. No dms
21084,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,"Unless I can see nudes on the profile, I'll assume male.",Do people normally have pictures of themselves on their profile? 
21085,"Unless I can see nudes on the profile, I'll assume male.",Do people normally have pictures of themselves on their profile? ,Not really.
21086,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,I like that my username is non-gendered. No one knows who I am! ,You are a despicable Jew?
21087,I like that my username is non-gendered. No one knows who I am! ,You are a despicable Jew?,Noooo hahaha you’ll never guess
21088,You are a despicable Jew?,Noooo hahaha you’ll never guess,Rumpelstiltskin!
21089,I tend to assume every user on Reddit is a male until they mention otherwise.,Teach me how to be yada yada yada master.,"You mean reply to basically everything with what seems to be a well thought out answer?
"
21090,Teach me how to be yada yada yada master.,"You mean reply to basically everything with what seems to be a well thought out answer?
",This reply wasn't a well thought out answer
21091,"You mean reply to basically everything with what seems to be a well thought out answer?
",This reply wasn't a well thought out answer,That wasn't very low key...
21092,This reply wasn't a well thought out answer,That wasn't very low key...,"It wasn't, it was loww key. Feelz for names being taken."
21093,Movie night alone! What's everyone up to?,Also planning to watch a movie! I'm watching Frances Ha,Haven't heard of it. What's it about? 
21094,Also planning to watch a movie! I'm watching Frances Ha,Haven't heard of it. What's it about? ,Honestly I'm not sure lol
21095,Haven't heard of it. What's it about? ,Honestly I'm not sure lol,"Well enjoy it, regardless!"
21096,Movie night alone! What's everyone up to?,I have been wanting to watch a good movie but can never find anything actually good,Have you seen any of the new Planey of the Apes movies? They're pretty damn good.
21097,I have been wanting to watch a good movie but can never find anything actually good,Have you seen any of the new Planey of the Apes movies? They're pretty damn good.,"No, I have not. Nah, they seem predictable. "
21098,I just got hired for my first job,"That's good you must have done many things right, many people do not get hired. ","&gt; many people do not get hired.

I'm one of them unfortunately "
21099,"That's good you must have done many things right, many people do not get hired. ","&gt; many people do not get hired.

I'm one of them unfortunately ",Me too. 
21100,I just got hired for my first job,I have pneumonia! (But it's not bad),Well that's not good! Get better soon!
21101,I have pneumonia! (But it's not bad),Well that's not good! Get better soon!,"Thanks, I'm on antibiotics and just trying to take it easy."
21102,"Smokers of Reddit, what's a good brand for a beginner to try?",What is your reason for wanting to try smoking? ,"Curiosity.

"
21103,What is your reason for wanting to try smoking? ,"Curiosity.

",Is there any smoking fact that would convince you not to try it? 
21104,I have a notebook of more than 600 quotes—comment a number and I'll give you the corresponding quote!,[Here] are some photos of the quotebook.,I like your handwriting 
21105,[Here] are some photos of the quotebook.,I like your handwriting ,Thanks!
21106,I have a notebook of more than 600 quotes—comment a number and I'll give you the corresponding quote!,[Here] are some photos of the quotebook.,Damn that's some nice hand writing
21107,[Here] are some photos of the quotebook.,Damn that's some nice hand writing,"Why, thank you!"
21108,I have a notebook of more than 600 quotes—comment a number and I'll give you the corresponding quote!,[Here] are some photos of the quotebook.,That handwriting is sexy!
21109,[Here] are some photos of the quotebook.,That handwriting is sexy!,What! Thank you!
21110,I have a notebook of more than 600 quotes—comment a number and I'll give you the corresponding quote!,[Here] are some photos of the quotebook.,Gorgeous writing! Should share that with /r/penmanshipporn!!
21111,[Here] are some photos of the quotebook.,Gorgeous writing! Should share that with /r/penmanshipporn!!,Thank you! I think I shared one of my handwritten short stories on there once.
21112,I have a notebook of more than 600 quotes—comment a number and I'll give you the corresponding quote!,59,"59. ""Let's make better mistakes tomorrow."" -Unknown "
21113,59,"59. ""Let's make better mistakes tomorrow."" -Unknown ",Unknown is so full of wisdom.
21114,"59. ""Let's make better mistakes tomorrow."" -Unknown ",Unknown is so full of wisdom.,Unknown truly had a way with words.
21115,I have a notebook of more than 600 quotes—comment a number and I'll give you the corresponding quote!,137,"137. ""Half the fun of travel is the aesthetic of lostness."" -Ray Bradbury"
21116,137,"137. ""Half the fun of travel is the aesthetic of lostness."" -Ray Bradbury",Very true💖
21117,I have a notebook of more than 600 quotes—comment a number and I'll give you the corresponding quote!,"16!

What inspired you to start writing then down?",he has only 600 quotes in his notebook...20922789888000 is way over.
21118,"16!

What inspired you to start writing then down?",he has only 600 quotes in his notebook...20922789888000 is way over.,"Just when you least expect it,  r/unexpectedfactorial "
21119,I have a notebook of more than 600 quotes—comment a number and I'll give you the corresponding quote!,lemme dig out a d1000.... I got 44,"44. ""In three words, I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It Goes On."" -Robert Frost"
21120,lemme dig out a d1000.... I got 44,"44. ""In three words, I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It Goes On."" -Robert Frost",That's a good one! 
21121,I have a notebook of more than 600 quotes—comment a number and I'll give you the corresponding quote!,88!,r/unexpectedfactorial
21122,88!,r/unexpectedfactorial,Wow what a sub
21123,I have a notebook of more than 600 quotes—comment a number and I'll give you the corresponding quote!,15!,"15. ""A half-finished book is a half-finished love affair."" -David Mitchell, *Cloud Atlas*"
21124,15!,"15. ""A half-finished book is a half-finished love affair."" -David Mitchell, *Cloud Atlas*",Dude this is spot-on. Thanks! 
21125,"15. ""A half-finished book is a half-finished love affair."" -David Mitchell, *Cloud Atlas*",Dude this is spot-on. Thanks! ,You're welcome!
21126,I have a notebook of more than 600 quotes—comment a number and I'll give you the corresponding quote!,59,"59. ""Let's make better mistakes tomorrow."" -Unknown"
21127,59,"59. ""Let's make better mistakes tomorrow."" -Unknown","Well that’s reassuring, thank you."
21128,How many cups of coffee do you guys drink to get through an entire day?,"Not enough it seems, maybe I ought to have one now.","Drink it in, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"
21129,"Not enough it seems, maybe I ought to have one now.","Drink it in, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!","A fine idea, mate."
21130,How many cups of coffee do you guys drink to get through an entire day?,"Zero.  Yes, I am smug about it.",How do y'all survive without a single sip of coffee? Like seriously? xD
21131,"Zero.  Yes, I am smug about it.",How do y'all survive without a single sip of coffee? Like seriously? xD,...the same way people who've never tried heroin manage to live life.
21132,How do y'all survive without a single sip of coffee? Like seriously? xD,...the same way people who've never tried heroin manage to live life.,Touche. 
21133,How many cups of coffee do you guys drink to get through an entire day?,"I don't drink coffee, I prefer tea over coffee. ",Share some love for the tea-loving fanatics! 
21134,"I don't drink coffee, I prefer tea over coffee. ",Share some love for the tea-loving fanatics! ,&lt;3
21135,Share some love for the tea-loving fanatics! ,&lt;3,What's your favorite kind of tea? Just curious xD
21136,&lt;3,What's your favorite kind of tea? Just curious xD,Jasmine tea...soo good!
21137,What's your favorite kind of tea? Just curious xD,Jasmine tea...soo good!,Interesting choice! And a really good tea overall! I'm more of a green tea person!
21138,How many cups of coffee do you guys drink to get through an entire day?,Usually two at home first thing in the morning.  Once in a while I’ll have one at night.,"I'm guessing that you drink decaf at night, huh?"
21139,Usually two at home first thing in the morning.  Once in a while I’ll have one at night.,"I'm guessing that you drink decaf at night, huh?",No I’ll drink regular.  I actually get a quick spike and then crash and burn fairly soon after.
21140,"I'm guessing that you drink decaf at night, huh?",No I’ll drink regular.  I actually get a quick spike and then crash and burn fairly soon after.,"Interesting! I'm not one that drinks coffee at night but if I do, I'm all for decaf."
21141,How many cups of coffee do you guys drink to get through an entire day?,0,"Alright, what do you do to keep yourself going through the day?"
21142,0,"Alright, what do you do to keep yourself going through the day?",Nothing in particular 
21143,What is something that is normal in your country but other people don't understand?,Eating way steak (tartare) with a raw egg and a lot of spices.,What is way steak?
21144,Eating way steak (tartare) with a raw egg and a lot of spices.,What is way steak?,"I'm not sur but I think he wanted to say ""raw"", not ""way"""
21145,What is way steak?,"I'm not sur but I think he wanted to say ""raw"", not ""way""",Didn't realize my phone changed it. 
21146,"I'm not sur but I think he wanted to say ""raw"", not ""way""",Didn't realize my phone changed it. ,I had to ban autocorrect on my phone because I hated when it changed words. :)
21147,What is way steak?,"I'm not sur but I think he wanted to say ""raw"", not ""way""",Isn't it dangerous to eat it *raw raw*?
21148,"I'm not sur but I think he wanted to say ""raw"", not ""way""",Isn't it dangerous to eat it *raw raw*?,"Not if the hygiene rules(?) are correctly followed, and if the egg is fresh."
21149,Isn't it dangerous to eat it *raw raw*?,"Not if the hygiene rules(?) are correctly followed, and if the egg is fresh.",Oh okay cause I know eating chicken raw is a big no no
21150,"Not if the hygiene rules(?) are correctly followed, and if the egg is fresh.",Oh okay cause I know eating chicken raw is a big no no,"Yeah, you can put any other birds in that category."
21151,What is something that is normal in your country but other people don't understand?,UK here. Someone else want to explain the meaning of the word chav?,Chav? Is that short for something?
21152,UK here. Someone else want to explain the meaning of the word chav?,Chav? Is that short for something?,"It stands for ""Council House And Vicious"", well at least from the part of the UK I'm in it is."
21153,What is your favourite song?,Dream Theater - Learning to Live,Good one!
21154,Dream Theater - Learning to Live,Good one!,Thank Ye!
21155,What is your favourite song?,Master of Puppets by Metallica,Have you ever heard of Alter Bridge?
21156,Master of Puppets by Metallica,Have you ever heard of Alter Bridge?,"No, i have not"
21157,What is your favourite song?,If I Had a Tail by Queens of the Stone Age. ,"&gt;I appear missing

Ftfy"
21158,If I Had a Tail by Queens of the Stone Age. ,"&gt;I appear missing

Ftfy",You can't fix a QOTSA song.
21159,Met my primary school bully today,You should have kicked that nerds teeth in. Teach him a lesson.,I think there are often ways to resolve conflicts without violence.
21160,You should have kicked that nerds teeth in. Teach him a lesson.,I think there are often ways to resolve conflicts without violence.,Eh I'm just kidding.
21161,I think there are often ways to resolve conflicts without violence.,Eh I'm just kidding.,"Oh, darn. This is why I can't have normal conversations."
21162,Eh I'm just kidding.,"Oh, darn. This is why I can't have normal conversations.","Hey m8, you're having one now :*"
21163,"Oh, darn. This is why I can't have normal conversations.","Hey m8, you're having one now :*",I'm just kidding.
21164,"Hey m8, you're having one now :*",I'm just kidding.,You won't m8? I'll shank you bruv.
21165,Met my primary school bully today,Was he short? They are usually short.,"Nah, pretty tall actually. 186cm."
21166,Was he short? They are usually short.,"Nah, pretty tall actually. 186cm.",That's an oddly specific data to know about someone. 
21167,Was he short? They are usually short.,"Nah, pretty tall actually. 186cm.",Wish we had a metric to murican conversion bot
21168,"Nah, pretty tall actually. 186cm.",Wish we had a metric to murican conversion bot,6 feet 1 in freedom units.
21169,Wish we had a metric to murican conversion bot,6 feet 1 in freedom units.,Oh yeah that is pretty tall
21170,I am a Brit who has recently discovered Twinkies.,No where near me does American food :(,"Wilkinsons does American chocolate and sweets, if you have one in your city/town. "
21171,No where near me does American food :(,"Wilkinsons does American chocolate and sweets, if you have one in your city/town. ",I'll have a look!
21172,I am a Brit who has recently discovered Twinkies.,Ok what you want to do is freeze one and then put it in a deep fryer ,This sounds dangerous. What does the freezing beforehand do?
21173,Ok what you want to do is freeze one and then put it in a deep fryer ,This sounds dangerous. What does the freezing beforehand do?,Well if you want you can freeze then put it in batter and then put it in a deep fryer
21174,Ok what you want to do is freeze one and then put it in a deep fryer ,This sounds dangerous. What does the freezing beforehand do?,But I'll have you know I live life...... dangerously (turns to the camera and shoots gun)
21175,Why are you smiling?,Im not smiling because it’s 3 in morning and I can’t sleep,Why can’t you sleep?
21176,Im not smiling because it’s 3 in morning and I can’t sleep,Why can’t you sleep?,What about you are you smiling or not smiling?
21177,Why can’t you sleep?,What about you are you smiling or not smiling?,I’m smiling. Just happy being here.
21178,Why are you smiling?,Im at work bored.,Just smiling to pass the time or does work require you to smile?
21179,Im at work bored.,Just smiling to pass the time or does work require you to smile?,no thats why im not smiling actually! But i will smile in 8 minutes when i get off
21180,Just smiling to pass the time or does work require you to smile?,no thats why im not smiling actually! But i will smile in 8 minutes when i get off,Definitely worth smiling about. Clock out and you’re free!
21181,Why are you smiling?,Because my wife is curled up beside me and she looks adorable when she's asleep,"Poke her nose. If she asks why say, “Because Reddit.”"
21182,Because my wife is curled up beside me and she looks adorable when she's asleep,"Poke her nose. If she asks why say, “Because Reddit.”",I booped her and she smiled a little
21183,"Poke her nose. If she asks why say, “Because Reddit.”",I booped her and she smiled a little,You have her the smiles.
21184,Why are you smiling?,"I'm not, but usually when I smile it's because of the people I love","Smile at one of them and say, “Because I love you.”

And just leave it at that."
21185,"I'm not, but usually when I smile it's because of the people I love","Smile at one of them and say, “Because I love you.”

And just leave it at that.",Good idea. Will do.
21186,"Smile at one of them and say, “Because I love you.”

And just leave it at that.",Good idea. Will do.,I’m curious to know if you’ve tried this yet and if so the results.
21187,Why are you smiling?,private jokes,Like inside jokes?
21188,private jokes,Like inside jokes?,"yes, that's what I meant."
21189,Like inside jokes?,"yes, that's what I meant.","I’m curious, but then it wouldn’t be an inside joke anymore."
21190,Why are you smiling?,Because im tired of life. Im not smiling obviously ,Take a break.
21191,Because im tired of life. Im not smiling obviously ,Take a break.,"That's not an option, I'm far enough behind as it is."
21192,Take a break.,"That's not an option, I'm far enough behind as it is.","Oh, well I wish you the best in your endeavors."
21193,"That's not an option, I'm far enough behind as it is.","Oh, well I wish you the best in your endeavors.",Thank you.
21194,Why are you smiling?,I'm about to leave lunch and go back to work. Not smiling...,Did you enjoy your lunch?
21195,I'm about to leave lunch and go back to work. Not smiling...,Did you enjoy your lunch?,Hummus and crackers and Reddit...you bet!
21196,Did you enjoy your lunch?,Hummus and crackers and Reddit...you bet!,"Yum, Reddit for lunch."
21197,Hummus and crackers and Reddit...you bet!,"Yum, Reddit for lunch.",Yep! Since February. 😊
21198,Why are you smiling?,Because I'm outside because I almost had a panic attack and now I'm in my safe spot.,Where is your safe spot?
21199,Because I'm outside because I almost had a panic attack and now I'm in my safe spot.,Where is your safe spot?,Outside my house in a playground. Some big rope climb thingy.
21200,Where is your safe spot?,Outside my house in a playground. Some big rope climb thingy.,Is it high up?
21201,Why are you smiling?,I'm not because life.,Nothing worth smiling about?
21202,I'm not because life.,Nothing worth smiling about?,"Sadly, no. Not yet."
21203,Why are you smiling?,"person i admitted my love to feels the same way
i feel like i'm on cloud nine rn lol","Azazel072: I love you.

Azazel072’sLove: Oh thank you, I love me too.

They feel the same way."
21204,"person i admitted my love to feels the same way
i feel like i'm on cloud nine rn lol","Azazel072: I love you.

Azazel072’sLove: Oh thank you, I love me too.

They feel the same way.","well played, IdeaLover.
well played."
21205,Feeling lonely lately.,Looking for a new show to watch. Any recommendations? ,Depends Netflix or Hulu? 
21206,Looking for a new show to watch. Any recommendations? ,Depends Netflix or Hulu? ,Not really?
21207,Feeling lonely lately.,Looking for a new show to watch. Any recommendations? ,The Good Place. 
21208,Looking for a new show to watch. Any recommendations? ,The Good Place. ,Will check it out. Thanks.
21209,Anyone wanna play a word game?,Antelope! Name a food that starts with A.,Asparagus. Name a color with no b in it. 
21210,Antelope! Name a food that starts with A.,Asparagus. Name a color with no b in it. ,Purble! Hehe jk. Name a model of car that starts worth B.
21211,Anyone wanna play a word game?,Aardvark. What did Fonzie used to say?,"""Aaaaaaa"". Name a singer that starts with ""b""
"
21212,Aardvark. What did Fonzie used to say?,"""Aaaaaaa"". Name a singer that starts with ""b""
",Bryan Adams. Name a band that starts with B.
21213,"""Aaaaaaa"". Name a singer that starts with ""b""
",Bryan Adams. Name a band that starts with B.,Beastie Boys.  Name a country that starts with c.
21214,Anyone wanna play a word game?,"Anteater, name a famous scientist/mathematician with an A in their name (forename or surname).",Albert Einstein.  Name an insect that does not have a b. 
21215,"Anteater, name a famous scientist/mathematician with an A in their name (forename or surname).",Albert Einstein.  Name an insect that does not have a b. ,"Dragonfly, Name a famous actress with no B in their name."
21216,Albert Einstein.  Name an insect that does not have a b. ,"Dragonfly, Name a famous actress with no B in their name.", Reese Witherspoon.  Name a fruit that starts with b but is not banana 
21217,"Dragonfly, Name a famous actress with no B in their name.", Reese Witherspoon.  Name a fruit that starts with b but is not banana ,Blackcurrant. Name a star constellation beginning with C.
21218, Reese Witherspoon.  Name a fruit that starts with b but is not banana ,Blackcurrant. Name a star constellation beginning with C.,Cassiopeia. A vegetable that has no c in it. 
21219,Blackcurrant. Name a star constellation beginning with C.,Cassiopeia. A vegetable that has no c in it. ,Parsnip. A 90's film beginning with D.
21220,Cassiopeia. A vegetable that has no c in it. ,Parsnip. A 90's film beginning with D.,Dangerous Minds. A soft drink brand name with D in it. 
21221,Parsnip. A 90's film beginning with D.,Dangerous Minds. A soft drink brand name with D in it. ,Dr. Pepper. Name an alcoholic beverage with no E in it.
21222,Dangerous Minds. A soft drink brand name with D in it. ,Dr. Pepper. Name an alcoholic beverage with no E in it.,Tequila. A piece of furniture with no e.
21223,Dr. Pepper. Name an alcoholic beverage with no E in it.,Tequila. A piece of furniture with no e.,"Sofa, a video game beginning with F."
21224,Tequila. A piece of furniture with no e.,"Sofa, a video game beginning with F.",Final fantasy. A musical instrument that starts with f.
21225,"Sofa, a video game beginning with F.",Final fantasy. A musical instrument that starts with f.,"French horn, A superhero with a G in their name but not beginning with it."
21226,Anyone wanna play a word game?,Anaconda. What is a scientific term that starts with the letter A?,Atom.  What word with b in it describes a sound?
21227,Anaconda. What is a scientific term that starts with the letter A?,Atom.  What word with b in it describes a sound?,Buzz. What word that starts with the letter B indicates a bad mood?
21228,Anyone wanna play a word game?,Ant. Name a drug that starts with A ,Ativan. A car part that has b in it 
21229,Ant. Name a drug that starts with A ,Ativan. A car part that has b in it ,Carburetor. A body of water whose name has a b in it 
21230,Ativan. A car part that has b in it ,Carburetor. A body of water whose name has a b in it , Sea of Galilee. A color that starts with c.
21231,Carburetor. A body of water whose name has a b in it , Sea of Galilee. A color that starts with c.,Oops I mixed up with my G answer elsewhere lol.  Black sea. 
21232,How's your Monday?,I just woke up an hour ago. I have a lot to do today.,What do you have to do today? 
21233,I just woke up an hour ago. I have a lot to do today.,What do you have to do today? ,"Visit Costco, the shoe store, shopping, cleaning, then relaxing."
21234,What do you have to do today? ,"Visit Costco, the shoe store, shopping, cleaning, then relaxing.","Nice, gotta love Costco. "
21235,"Visit Costco, the shoe store, shopping, cleaning, then relaxing.","Nice, gotta love Costco. ",Yup. So much stuff.
21236,What do you have to do today? ,"Visit Costco, the shoe store, shopping, cleaning, then relaxing.","How do you plan to ""relax""?"
21237,"Visit Costco, the shoe store, shopping, cleaning, then relaxing.","How do you plan to ""relax""?","Play video games, watch YouTube, or watch Rick and Morty."
21238,How's your Monday?,My monday is pretty good. I'm just chilling and watching my friend stream some old games.,"Nice, what games? "
21239,My monday is pretty good. I'm just chilling and watching my friend stream some old games.,"Nice, what games? ",Just finished watching her play Metroid Fusion
21240,"You know what's a great feeling? Finding a song that you totally fall in love with, and you just savor every moment of it when you listen.",When I first found Some Minds by Flume I listened to it for days straight ,"Holding On is pretty great too, and I love Left Alone so much. "
21241,When I first found Some Minds by Flume I listened to it for days straight ,"Holding On is pretty great too, and I love Left Alone so much. ",Flume is amazing. I listened to his first album for basically 6 months straight.
21242,This is a thread about music,"1. UK Grime music
2. Arctic Monkeys or The Smiths
3. Unfortunately not",Those are some good bands my guy
21243,"1. UK Grime music
2. Arctic Monkeys or The Smiths
3. Unfortunately not",Those are some good bands my guy,Agree
21244,This is a thread about music,"1. UK Grime music
2. Arctic Monkeys or The Smiths
3. Unfortunately not",The smiths give me flashbacks to perks of being a wallflower
21245,"1. UK Grime music
2. Arctic Monkeys or The Smiths
3. Unfortunately not",The smiths give me flashbacks to perks of being a wallflower,Such a great film!
21246,This is a thread about music,"1. UK Grime music
2. Arctic Monkeys or The Smiths
3. Unfortunately not","Why unfortubately not? Sounds like there id interest, so whats holding you back?"
21247,"1. UK Grime music
2. Arctic Monkeys or The Smiths
3. Unfortunately not","Why unfortubately not? Sounds like there id interest, so whats holding you back?",Tried to learn guitar when I was about 14/15 but hurt my fingers too much haha 
21248,This is a thread about music,"1. UK Grime music
2. Arctic Monkeys or The Smiths
3. Unfortunately not",Favourite MCs?
21249,"1. UK Grime music
2. Arctic Monkeys or The Smiths
3. Unfortunately not",Favourite MCs?,"Kano, Ghetts, Devlin and Wiley always top 4"
21250,Favourite MCs?,"Kano, Ghetts, Devlin and Wiley always top 4",What do you think about how grime's developing right now?
21251,"Kano, Ghetts, Devlin and Wiley always top 4",What do you think about how grime's developing right now?,"Healthy, it’s getting the exposure it deserves. What about you?"
21252,This is a thread about music,"Jazz, vince guaraldi trio, piano. ",Nice.
21253,"Jazz, vince guaraldi trio, piano. ",Nice.,"Cool, what genre you planning on learning?"
21254,"2017 has sucked, can't wait for it to be over",Bought a house and got a greyhound. Fair year. ,greyhounds are 10/10 dogs. So adorable &amp; awkward.
21255,Bought a house and got a greyhound. Fair year. ,greyhounds are 10/10 dogs. So adorable &amp; awkward.,"Greyhounds *are* 10/10 dogs. u/jubliantlemon12, pics? Congrats on the house as well."
21256,Bought a house and got a greyhound. Fair year. ,greyhounds are 10/10 dogs. So adorable &amp; awkward.,extremely awkward..in the best ways of course
21257,"So I played a game, with a stranger on the train.",Stelle Frage,Do you speak german? :)
21258,Stelle Frage,Do you speak german? :),Only a few words
21259,"So I played a game, with a stranger on the train.",This was just really cute :),No YOU are cute!
21260,This was just really cute :),No YOU are cute!,&lt; (  ^ v ^ ) &gt;
21261,"So I played a game, with a stranger on the train.",Have a question for you in which region of germany do you live?,"Far in the north ;)

Which instruments do you play, if any? (singing counts)"
21262,Have a question for you in which region of germany do you live?,"Far in the north ;)

Which instruments do you play, if any? (singing counts)","Ein bisschen Klavier :P 
Und du? "
21263,"So I played a game, with a stranger on the train.",I was playing a game on the streets with someone. she called it stalking...,Interesting! Who won? :)
21264,I was playing a game on the streets with someone. she called it stalking...,Interesting! Who won? :),That  for the police to judge
21265,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.","It'll be my first time to experience the shift for daylight saving time this week. 

Ugh.

",What makes that bad?
21266,"It'll be my first time to experience the shift for daylight saving time this week. 

Ugh.

",What makes that bad?,"We're moving the hour backwards. I used to wake up 7am, now I technically have to get up at 6am."
21267,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.","Vent:

I feel a torturous sense of nothingness and it's rather overwhelming.  ",Why is that overwhelming?
21268,"Vent:

I feel a torturous sense of nothingness and it's rather overwhelming.  ",Why is that overwhelming?,Probably because it is demotivating me from struggling with life.
21269,Why is that overwhelming?,Probably because it is demotivating me from struggling with life.,"that is what it does, not why it does it.  Why does it do that to you?"
21270,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.",I feel terrible..i wish three world didn't care about me so that I coild just end itall.,If you are really suicidal please get help
21271,I feel terrible..i wish three world didn't care about me so that I coild just end itall.,If you are really suicidal please get help,"Sigh. I would never commit suicide, I just want to die.. if that even makes sense"
21272,If you are really suicidal please get help,"Sigh. I would never commit suicide, I just want to die.. if that even makes sense",It does.  
21273,What do you care about?,Science and other humans. Other humans are great,"What sciences? Humans can be great, haha."
21274,Science and other humans. Other humans are great,"What sciences? Humans can be great, haha.",Im a fan of a range of sciences however i especially love cosmology
21275,"What sciences? Humans can be great, haha.",Im a fan of a range of sciences however i especially love cosmology,Nice! What do you love about it?
21276,Going to a wedding alone,weddings are fun,"Weddings are horrendously boring. The receptions are cool, though--better if they're open bar. "
21277,weddings are fun,"Weddings are horrendously boring. The receptions are cool, though--better if they're open bar. ","correction, receptions are fun "
21278,Going to a wedding alone,Let's just hope you don't leave the wedding alone ;),"It's a wedding, not a speed-dating session."
21279,Let's just hope you don't leave the wedding alone ;),"It's a wedding, not a speed-dating session.",The two are not mutually exclusive
21280,"It's a wedding, not a speed-dating session.",The two are not mutually exclusive,"Just like Valentine's Day or Christmas, there's a lot of lonely, self-realizing hearts there."
21281,Let's just hope you don't leave the wedding alone ;),"It's a wedding, not a speed-dating session.",[removed]
21282,I'm going to dress like the IRS for Halloween and take 30% to 50% of my kids candy based on how much candy they make.,Please don't do this ,Why not?
21283,Please don't do this ,Why not?,It's just mean to take candy from a kid that's some cartoon supervillain type of stuff
21284,Why not?,It's just mean to take candy from a kid that's some cartoon supervillain type of stuff,I think it's just the same as taking money from someones paycheck. Do you disagree?
21285,It's just mean to take candy from a kid that's some cartoon supervillain type of stuff,I think it's just the same as taking money from someones paycheck. Do you disagree?,"Dude, it's your kids going out on Halloween, it's like a fun holiday thing"
21286,I've just placed my first ever order for pizza delivery. Feeling pretty excited right now.,I only get pizza delivered when I have enough left over in my budget to splurge. ,aka ME TODAY! :)
21287,I only get pizza delivered when I have enough left over in my budget to splurge. ,aka ME TODAY! :),"Woooh!

Well, tell a fellow student, what topping(s) did you get?"
21288,aka ME TODAY! :),"Woooh!

Well, tell a fellow student, what topping(s) did you get?",mushrooms and pineapple. controversial but my favourite lol
21289,I've just placed my first ever order for pizza delivery. Feeling pretty excited right now.,I actually order pizza way too often.,What pizza do you like
21290,I actually order pizza way too often.,What pizza do you like,I always just order from Domino's and do the deal for a medium 2 topping pizza.
21291,What pizza do you like,I always just order from Domino's and do the deal for a medium 2 topping pizza.,They call it dominos because its your tipping point
21292,I always just order from Domino's and do the deal for a medium 2 topping pizza.,They call it dominos because its your tipping point,This guy orders piz-..... Oh wait.
21293,I've just placed my first ever order for pizza delivery. Feeling pretty excited right now.,And so an American tradition is carries on.  Good for you!,I'm not american but thank you!
21294,And so an American tradition is carries on.  Good for you!,I'm not american but thank you!,"As far as I'm concerned, you're American now :)"
21295,I'm not american but thank you!,"As far as I'm concerned, you're American now :)",Speak for yourself. 
21296,"As far as I'm concerned, you're American now :)",Speak for yourself. ,"&gt; As far as I’m concerned...

He did."
21297,Speak for yourself. ,"&gt; As far as I’m concerned...

He did.",/r/kenm
21298,"As far as I'm concerned, you're American now :)",Speak for yourself. ,I are ALL american on this blessed day!
21299,Tell me something good that happened today!,"I woke up. Grateful for that. Also, it's raining. I absolutely love the rain. ",What's your favorite thing to do when it rains? 
21300,"I woke up. Grateful for that. Also, it's raining. I absolutely love the rain. ",What's your favorite thing to do when it rains? ,Usually drink a glass of wine and cuddle up with a good book.
21301,Tell me something good that happened today!,I had brunch with my beautiful husband and now we are taking a drive around town.,Nice! Where are you going? 
21302,I had brunch with my beautiful husband and now we are taking a drive around town.,Nice! Where are you going? ,"We went to Worth Takeaway, in Mesa, AZ. It was pretty damn amazing."
21303,"It's almost November, how are those New Year's resolutions going??","I wanted to lose weight, and so far, I've lost almost 40 lbs. ",mega kudos
21304,"I wanted to lose weight, and so far, I've lost almost 40 lbs. ",mega kudos,Thanks man!
21305,"Whenever a toddler starts a story from the middle ,then explains the beginning and then goes for the conclusion , then the kid is driving me crazy . But whenever Tarantino does it , it's fucking genius .",You should make this a showerthought. ,"I did man , but the bot deleted it . "
21306,You should make this a showerthought. ,"I did man , but the bot deleted it . ",Fuck the machines my man. It's a really good analogy 
21307,You should make this a showerthought. ,"I did man , but the bot deleted it . ",Why?
21308,You should make this a showerthought. ,"I did man , but the bot deleted it . ",Your punctuation is genuinely infuriating. 
21309,"I did man , but the bot deleted it . ",Your punctuation is genuinely infuriating. ,"Say what again, I dare you I double dare you . "
21310,"TIL this emoji 🤗 means a hug, not a person politely declining something",😤 I can’t tell if this is a crackhead or someone sighing profusely ,"It's a ""humph"". "
21311,😤 I can’t tell if this is a crackhead or someone sighing profusely ,"It's a ""humph"". ","I use this for humph. I'm not angry, just exasperated. 😧"
21312,"It's a ""humph"". ","I use this for humph. I'm not angry, just exasperated. 😧",That's anguish. Guess it's kinda close? 
21313,"TIL this emoji 🤗 means a hug, not a person politely declining something","Shit, I thought it was jazz hands ",🎺☠
21314,"Shit, I thought it was jazz hands ",🎺☠,"Ah yes, I could go for some good old death Jazz right about now"
21315,🎺☠,"Ah yes, I could go for some good old death Jazz right about now",[removed]
21316,"Shit, I thought it was jazz hands ",🎺☠,oh fuck not again
21317,"Shit, I thought it was jazz hands ",🎺☠,🎷☠️*
21318,🎺☠,🎷☠️*,We just got a duo and we need cow bells now
21319,"Shit, I thought it was jazz hands ",🎺☠,Doot doot
21320,"Shit, I thought it was jazz hands ",🎺☠,thank mr skeletal 
21321,"Shit, I thought it was jazz hands ",🎺☠,Thank
21322,"TIL this emoji 🤗 means a hug, not a person politely declining something","Shit, I thought it was jazz hands ",🎷 A Z Z
21323,"Shit, I thought it was jazz hands ",🎷 A Z Z,🎷I Z Z
21324,"Shit, I thought it was jazz hands ",🎷 A Z Z,DAT 🎷 A Z Z
21325,"TIL this emoji 🤗 means a hug, not a person politely declining something","Shit, I thought it was jazz hands ",Same. I thought it was basically an emoji doing this...🙌🏻  
21326,"Shit, I thought it was jazz hands ",Same. I thought it was basically an emoji doing this...🙌🏻  ,"How can you say same, but then say something that’s not same."
21327,Same. I thought it was basically an emoji doing this...🙌🏻  ,"How can you say same, but then say something that’s not same.",Because I’m not pedantic. I understand that they can both be essentially jazz hands. 
21328,"How can you say same, but then say something that’s not same.",Because I’m not pedantic. I understand that they can both be essentially jazz hands. ,You’re not pedantic? More like you just can’t speak.
21329,"TIL this emoji 🤗 means a hug, not a person politely declining something","I don't have the fonts installed, so they're all just empty boxes to me.   \¯\\\_\(\ツ\)\_\/\¯",ಥ_ಥ
21330,"I don't have the fonts installed, so they're all just empty boxes to me.   \¯\\\_\(\ツ\)\_\/\¯",ಥ_ಥ, 🤗 🤗 🤗 🤗 🤗 🤗
21331,"TIL this emoji 🤗 means a hug, not a person politely declining something",🙏is a side view of a high-five and not a praying emoji.,Wait what? Then what's the praying emoji?
21332,🙏is a side view of a high-five and not a praying emoji.,Wait what? Then what's the praying emoji?,There is not a praying emoji.
21333,Wait what? Then what's the praying emoji?,There is not a praying emoji.,My whole life is a lie
21334,"TIL this emoji 🤗 means a hug, not a person politely declining something","🙄

I thought this was the blow job emoji","It's the ""asking for one""

Performing one 🍌😫"
21335,"🙄

I thought this was the blow job emoji","It's the ""asking for one""

Performing one 🍌😫","Uhh, its weird that it looks so accurate"
21336,"TIL this emoji 🤗 means a hug, not a person politely declining something",Til it isn’t smiley face with jazz hands 🤗 ,I prefer thinking of it as jazz hands. 
21337,Til it isn’t smiley face with jazz hands 🤗 ,I prefer thinking of it as jazz hands. ,When I write jazz hands it appears 🤗 and I can use it to replace the words. 
21338,Free hugs 🤗,Hug with 3 pats on the back,Dad? Is that you?
21339,Hug with 3 pats on the back,Dad? Is that you?,"Afraid not, friend"
21340,Free hugs 🤗,Even though I'm sick? *sniffles* :(,*Slightly cautious hug with hand sanitizer*
21341,Even though I'm sick? *sniffles* :(,*Slightly cautious hug with hand sanitizer*,*congested voice* Thanksssss.
21342,Even though I'm sick? *sniffles* :(,*Slightly cautious hug with hand sanitizer*,Then slaps them with the hand sanitizer
21343,Free hugs 🤗,Even though I'm sick? *sniffles* :(,*Sprays you with Dettol before hugging*
21344,Even though I'm sick? *sniffles* :(,*Sprays you with Dettol before hugging*,*sneezes*
21345,Free hugs 🤗,This is lovely. I needed a hug tonight. Hugs to you as well 💕,Have an extra 🤗
21346,This is lovely. I needed a hug tonight. Hugs to you as well 💕,Have an extra 🤗,"Thank you, you too 🙂🙂"
21347,Free hugs 🤗,"Hugs (and kisses, and sex) from San Francisco",🤗😘
21348,"Hugs (and kisses, and sex) from San Francisco",🤗😘,Ily
21349,Free hugs 🤗,I'll need my Hazmat suit for that......,"Well suit up, buttercup, because here’s some hugs headed your way!!!   🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗"
21350,I'll need my Hazmat suit for that......,"Well suit up, buttercup, because here’s some hugs headed your way!!!   🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗",We need BSL- 4 Decontamination Procedures here.....
21351,Free hugs 🤗,My balls are itchy.,🤗
21352,My balls are itchy.,🤗,Thanks!
21353,Free hugs 🤗,Hi. 🤗,I could use soma dem hugs.  🤗🤗🤗
21354,Hi. 🤗,I could use soma dem hugs.  🤗🤗🤗,"Well then, here ya go!   Some of dem hugs just for you! 🤗🤗🤗"
21355,Free hugs 🤗,🤗 🙈,🤗🙉
21356,🤗 🙈,🤗🙉,🙈Peek-a-boo 🙉🙊
21357,"Let's learn some LANGUAGE, yal!",I have a super easy one: mann - man in Norwegian!,Ooo! How fun and easy to remember ;D
21358,I have a super easy one: mann - man in Norwegian!,Ooo! How fun and easy to remember ;D,Right?!
21359,What music is everyone really enjoying at the moment?,i've been really into snail mail recently,"Haha lol the postal service? 
I'm guessing a band or genre? Any suggestions? "
21360,i've been really into snail mail recently,"Haha lol the postal service? 
I'm guessing a band or genre? Any suggestions? ","they're a band! they only have one ep so far, i'd suggest the songs thinning, dirt, and stick"
21361,What music is everyone really enjoying at the moment?,i've been really into snail mail recently,"I saw Foxygen live for free, and they still put out a performance worth a good chunk of money."
21362,i've been really into snail mail recently,"I saw Foxygen live for free, and they still put out a performance worth a good chunk of money.","that's dope, i saw them a few months ago. they put on a great show. "
21363,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",Awesome week got hired for my first job! ,Congrats! What job?
21364,Awesome week got hired for my first job! ,Congrats! What job?,Thanks and Walgreens customer service associate 
21365,Congrats! What job?,Thanks and Walgreens customer service associate ,Customer service can be very interesting. Good luck with it!
21366,Thanks and Walgreens customer service associate ,Customer service can be very interesting. Good luck with it!,Thanks!
21367,Congrats! What job?,Thanks and Walgreens customer service associate ,Be well!
21368,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",Had a good 1 week off. Will have to go back to Uni this Sunday. 800 miles.,Hope you had a nice week and safe travels back!
21369,Had a good 1 week off. Will have to go back to Uni this Sunday. 800 miles.,Hope you had a nice week and safe travels back!,"Thanks, mate! How has your week been?"
21370,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",Enjoying my 3 days off. ,Cool. Holiday?
21371,Enjoying my 3 days off. ,Cool. Holiday?,"No. I work four 10 hour days,off three."
21372,I just listened to an album right through for the first time ever,Laturalus by Tool is my favorite album to listen to over and over ,"To be honest, never heard of the artist. What are they like? Genre? Vibe? "
21373,Laturalus by Tool is my favorite album to listen to over and over ,"To be honest, never heard of the artist. What are they like? Genre? Vibe? ",Progressive Metal
21374,Laturalus by Tool is my favorite album to listen to over and over ,"To be honest, never heard of the artist. What are they like? Genre? Vibe? ",GREEN JELLY
21375,I just listened to an album right through for the first time ever,Laturalus by Tool is my favorite album to listen to over and over ,"Oh hell yeah, mine is Ænima. I love Tool with their odd meter, they always give me chills "
21376,Laturalus by Tool is my favorite album to listen to over and over ,"Oh hell yeah, mine is Ænima. I love Tool with their odd meter, they always give me chills ","Best Tool album, IMHO"
21377,I just listened to an album right through for the first time ever,"When Your Heart Stops Beating by +44. It's pure perfection imo, I never skip any tracks on it.","Sounds good, what genre are they? I'll check 'em out "
21378,"When Your Heart Stops Beating by +44. It's pure perfection imo, I never skip any tracks on it.","Sounds good, what genre are they? I'll check 'em out ",Pop-punk/alternative rock!
21379,"Sounds good, what genre are they? I'll check 'em out ",Pop-punk/alternative rock!,"Arguably my favouriye genre lol, thanks dude "
21380,Pop-punk/alternative rock!,"Arguably my favouriye genre lol, thanks dude ",No problem! 
21381,I just listened to an album right through for the first time ever,Is This It by The Strokes is a perfect album in my opinion. Definitely check that out. ,"I'll check that out dude, what genre are they? Thanks for commenting btw"
21382,Is This It by The Strokes is a perfect album in my opinion. Definitely check that out. ,"I'll check that out dude, what genre are they? Thanks for commenting btw",Mostly indie/garage/post-punk rock stuff. 
21383,I just listened to an album right through for the first time ever,Edge of Twilight by the tea party :),Churrrr
21384,Edge of Twilight by the tea party :),Churrrr,What is churr?
21385,Churrrr,What is churr?,Like thank you 
21386,I just listened to an album right through for the first time ever,Demon days by the Gorillaz or Blue Album by Weezer.,An up for Demon Day.
21387,Demon days by the Gorillaz or Blue Album by Weezer.,An up for Demon Day.,An up for blue album. 
21388,I just listened to an album right through for the first time ever,Demon days by the Gorillaz or Blue Album by Weezer.,Was going to say Demon Days or Plastic Beach surprised to see it so high up :)
21389,Demon days by the Gorillaz or Blue Album by Weezer.,Was going to say Demon Days or Plastic Beach surprised to see it so high up :),Love plastic beach! I have to be in a specific mood for it tho.
21390,I just listened to an album right through for the first time ever,Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie and Infinite Sadness. It is a long one but worth it!,Criminal it took this long for someone to mention the greatest album of all time. 
21391,Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie and Infinite Sadness. It is a long one but worth it!,Criminal it took this long for someone to mention the greatest album of all time. ,No prob. :)
21392,I just listened to an album right through for the first time ever,How about albums with a single song that is 1+ hour? ,"Sure ahaha, what is it? 
"
21393,How about albums with a single song that is 1+ hour? ,"Sure ahaha, what is it? 
",Dopesmoker by sleep
21394,I just listened to an album right through for the first time ever,I've always liked Hot Fuss by The Killers or Zaba by Glass Animals!,"Hey dude, both of those bands are grey imo, I'll have to listen to both the albums 
"
21395,I've always liked Hot Fuss by The Killers or Zaba by Glass Animals!,"Hey dude, both of those bands are grey imo, I'll have to listen to both the albums 
",Enjoy! 
21396,I just listened to an album right through for the first time ever,"Clutch's ""Elephant Riders"" is a solid choice, OP. ",Okay thank you ill check it out 
21397,"Clutch's ""Elephant Riders"" is a solid choice, OP. ",Okay thank you ill check it out ,Cool! I listen to it through at least once a week. 
21398,Continue the Story and Type One Word(upvote to support and make the story really long),Said,The
21399,Said,The,Dilophosaurus
21400,The,Dilophosaurus,Morosely
21401,Dilophosaurus,Morosely,.
21402,Morosely,.,I've
21403,.,I've,Been
21404,I've,Been,eating
21405,Been,eating,plants
21406,eating,plants,to
21407,plants,to,get
21408,to,get,a
21409,get,a,yellow
21410,a,yellow,stool
21411,yellow,stool,that
21412,stool,that,comes
21413,stool,that,levitates
21414,that,levitates,beautifully
21415,levitates,beautifully,above
21416,beautifully,above,Elizabeth's
21417,above,Elizabeth's,corpse.
21418,Elizabeth's,corpse.,Today
21419,corpse.,Today,twelve
21420,Today,twelve,of
21421,plants,to,Stop 
21422,plants,to,Get
21423,to,Get,stuff
21424,plants,to,Much
21425,to,Much,Diarrhea
21426,Much,Diarrhea,fell
21427,plants,to,Kill
21428,to,Kill,me
21429,Kill,me,Please
21430,me,Please,and
21431,plants,to,demonstrate
21432,to,demonstrate,why
21433,plants,to,gain
21434,to,gain,bricks
21435,gain,bricks,Du
21436,Morosely,.,Near
21437,.,Near,Lucifer 
21438,Near,Lucifer ,To
21439,Lucifer ,To,heal
21440,To,heal,My
21441,heal,My,Abdomen
21442,heal,My,Scrotum
21443,heal,My,Broken
21444,heal,My,Acid
21445,heal,My,Soulq
21446,heal,My,Nipple
21447,heal,My,Soul
21448,Continue the Story and Type One Word(upvote to support and make the story really long),Uvula ,how
21449,Uvula ,how,By
21450,"Let's do a game, it's called the Wikipedia Game !","Olivia Borlée, Belgian sprinter.... I have no idea what this has to do with my future.",You are probably going to meet her in your future. I don't know what will happen next
21451,"Olivia Borlée, Belgian sprinter.... I have no idea what this has to do with my future.",You are probably going to meet her in your future. I don't know what will happen next,"Doubtful, and nothing. "
21452,Let's just talk about whatever.,"People are letting off fireworks near me, I don't mind they look fairly alright I suppose.",Diwali?
21453,"People are letting off fireworks near me, I don't mind they look fairly alright I suppose.",Diwali?,That'd explain it.
21454,How’s School for Everyone?,Are you in high school? College?  What are you studying?,High school. Studying everything! Even if I’m not interested.
21455,Are you in high school? College?  What are you studying?,High school. Studying everything! Even if I’m not interested.,What year?
21456,High school. Studying everything! Even if I’m not interested.,What year?,Sophomore
21457,What year?,Sophomore,Anything you’re specifically interested in?
21458,How’s School for Everyone?,4th year undergrad maths student here: it's pretty good.,What’s undergrad maths?
21459,4th year undergrad maths student here: it's pretty good.,What’s undergrad maths?,"I'm an undergraduate, at university, studying maths."
21460,What’s undergrad maths?,"I'm an undergraduate, at university, studying maths.","Ah, I see. How’s that going?"
21461,What’s undergrad maths?,"I'm an undergraduate, at university, studying maths.",Like what’s some specific things you enjoy?
21462,How’s School for Everyone?,"High Scool. First quarter almost complete. 5 As, 1 B. That one B gives me stress tho","5 Bs, 1 A, that one A gives me hope tho."
21463,"High Scool. First quarter almost complete. 5 As, 1 B. That one B gives me stress tho","5 Bs, 1 A, that one A gives me hope tho.",Dam dude. Prayers 😫🙌
21464,what song is stuck in your head today?,The Nicest Kids in Town from Hairspray ,everything in hairspray was catchy
21465,The Nicest Kids in Town from Hairspray ,everything in hairspray was catchy,That is a damn fact
21466,what song is stuck in your head today?,Baby - Justin Bieber. Please help me. ,"uh oh, good luck with that one! "
21467,Baby - Justin Bieber. Please help me. ,"uh oh, good luck with that one! ","The rap part is hitting me hard. ""When I was 13 I had my first love"". "
21468,what song is stuck in your head today?,Tradition from Fiddler on the Roof... why... no clue,"everything from fiddler on the roof is constantly playing in the back of my head, all at once"
21469,Tradition from Fiddler on the Roof... why... no clue,"everything from fiddler on the roof is constantly playing in the back of my head, all at once",I'm sorry. Lol. What's funny...it seems FotR has a song for anything in life every day.
21470,what song is stuck in your head today?,WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIENDS,WEEEELL KEEP ON FIGHTING TILL THE END 
21471,WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIENDS,WEEEELL KEEP ON FIGHTING TILL THE END ,WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
21472,What's everyone working on?,I'm crocheting a blanket for a friend's daughter. :) ,"Aww, that's nice, how old is she?"
21473,I'm crocheting a blanket for a friend's daughter. :) ,"Aww, that's nice, how old is she?",I think 9 months. :) 
21474,"Aww, that's nice, how old is she?",I think 9 months. :) ,"Aww, congratulations to your friend!"
21475,What song are you guys into right now?,"""All I know"" by the Weeknd","Starboy was fire, Secrets and Feel it Coming are my two favorites."
21476,"""All I know"" by the Weeknd","Starboy was fire, Secrets and Feel it Coming are my two favorites.",Have the heard the Wunderlust Remixes???!? Holy hell they're good.
21477,"Starboy was fire, Secrets and Feel it Coming are my two favorites.",Have the heard the Wunderlust Remixes???!? Holy hell they're good.,Only the Pharrell one and it's amazing!
21478,I got called ma'am at the liquor store just now,:O Are you sure he didn't say man?,Positive. Poor bastard instantly turned red and stuttered out a sir. I felt bad for laughing 
21479,:O Are you sure he didn't say man?,Positive. Poor bastard instantly turned red and stuttered out a sir. I felt bad for laughing ,"Well, he just messed up the words but didn't think you were a chick."
21480,Positive. Poor bastard instantly turned red and stuttered out a sir. I felt bad for laughing ,"Well, he just messed up the words but didn't think you were a chick.",I dunno it was pretty funny. I gave him a look and he realized it
21481,"Well, he just messed up the words but didn't think you were a chick.",I dunno it was pretty funny. I gave him a look and he realized it,Poor dude's probably exhausted
21482,I got called ma'am at the liquor store just now,Sorry to hear you died ,Its okay ive been dead for almost ten years at this point
21483,Sorry to hear you died ,Its okay ive been dead for almost ten years at this point,Damn
21484,Do you wear shoes or socks or go barefoot at home? And what about at friend's houses?,I don't think Ive taken my socks off in days. Im a sock guy,"Just wondering, do your family members wear shoes or socks or go barefoot at home?"
21485,I don't think Ive taken my socks off in days. Im a sock guy,"Just wondering, do your family members wear shoes or socks or go barefoot at home?",Mostly barefoot. Sometimes shoes. Im the sock guy
21486,Do you wear shoes or socks or go barefoot at home? And what about at friend's houses?,Both sometimes they fall off I sleep without socks on usually ,Do your family members wear shoes or socks or go barefoot at home and at friend's houses?
21487,Both sometimes they fall off I sleep without socks on usually ,Do your family members wear shoes or socks or go barefoot at home and at friend's houses?,My dad wears slipper most wear socks 
21488,Do your family members wear shoes or socks or go barefoot at home and at friend's houses?,My dad wears slipper most wear socks ,"So on many days, you are the only one in your family who is barefoot?"
21489,My dad wears slipper most wear socks ,"So on many days, you are the only one in your family who is barefoot?",i mean i'm sure they do but I dont see it often
21490,"So on many days, you are the only one in your family who is barefoot?",i mean i'm sure they do but I dont see it often,Do your friends prefer to wear socks or go barefoot at home and at your house?
21491,i mean i'm sure they do but I dont see it often,Do your friends prefer to wear socks or go barefoot at home and at your house?,bare feet usually unless it;s kinda cold inside 
21492,Why do you or why don't you use marijuana?,"When I started it was great 


Now it makes my back hurt which is fucking retarded ",Maybe your back hurts most of the time and marijuana just amkes you more aware of it?
21493,"When I started it was great 


Now it makes my back hurt which is fucking retarded ",Maybe your back hurts most of the time and marijuana just amkes you more aware of it?,"Huh, could be the case. "
21494,Why do you or why don't you use marijuana?,"Don't.  It's not legal where I am, but I don't really see the appeal. ",Have u ever tried it
21495,"Don't.  It's not legal where I am, but I don't really see the appeal. ",Have u ever tried it,Nope. 
21496,Have u ever tried it,Nope. ,You would know the appeal if u tried it
21497,I miss the days when I thought £100 was a lot of money,$100 is a lot to spend but not a lot to have. Interesting isn’t it?,That's two sides of the same coin
21498,$100 is a lot to spend but not a lot to have. Interesting isn’t it?,That's two sides of the same coin,One shitty coin
21499,I feel like I am starting to get my shit together,GREAT JOB! I just hope you take it easy. Rapid changes might lead to burnout.,"I will be fine, thanks"
21500,GREAT JOB! I just hope you take it easy. Rapid changes might lead to burnout.,"I will be fine, thanks",Said everyone who ever decided to do anything
21501,I feel like I am starting to get my shit together,"Lastly, pass this test r/cz3a1t",What's that?
21502,"Lastly, pass this test r/cz3a1t",What's that?,"0001 1001 t56 ""13 13"""
21503,I feel like I am starting to get my shit together,How old are you if you don’t mind? So I can compare and then feel sad and pathetic ,20
21504,How old are you if you don’t mind? So I can compare and then feel sad and pathetic ,20,I shouldn’t have asked
21505,It's Wednesday! Wanna talk?,"Good day, how are you?",Im good what about you? What are you up to?
21506,"Good day, how are you?",Im good what about you? What are you up to?,"Doing some writing for my dissertation, yourself?"
21507,Im good what about you? What are you up to?,"Doing some writing for my dissertation, yourself?",Listening to my vinyl records and drinking a glass of wine
21508,It's Wednesday! Wanna talk?,My typical Wednesday relaxing at home on my day off.  What’s up with you any plans for later?,Some guys from my unit is coming by later today and we're going to grab some Beers
21509,My typical Wednesday relaxing at home on my day off.  What’s up with you any plans for later?,Some guys from my unit is coming by later today and we're going to grab some Beers,Enjoy!  I miss my time in the military some of the best years of my life
21510,It's Wednesday! Wanna talk?,Life in the office today is boring... Sup /u/maroll,Sucks.
21511,Life in the office today is boring... Sup /u/maroll,Sucks.,tell me about it
21512,Sucks.,tell me about it,"Well I'm not sure I can do that I have never worked in an officer, but I'll try ;)"
21513,tell me about it,"Well I'm not sure I can do that I have never worked in an officer, but I'll try ;)","oh you the lucky on then. its alot like that movie office space without the humor
"
21514,Late Night Convos,"I dunno. Feeling kind of down, but I'm not really sure why. What's keeping you up?",Snapchat convos- aka helping people out with their problems.😂
21515,"I dunno. Feeling kind of down, but I'm not really sure why. What's keeping you up?",Snapchat convos- aka helping people out with their problems.😂,Hopefully they return the favor. 
21516,Late Night Convos,I honestly just enjoy being awake at night more. I guess I’m just in my zone. ,"Haha same, I get in my work flow."
21517,I honestly just enjoy being awake at night more. I guess I’m just in my zone. ,"Haha same, I get in my work flow.",I guess it also doesn’t help that my house is as hot as the fires of hell right now. 
21518,"Haha same, I get in my work flow.",I guess it also doesn’t help that my house is as hot as the fires of hell right now. ,GET AN AIR CONDITIONER.
21519,I guess it also doesn’t help that my house is as hot as the fires of hell right now. ,GET AN AIR CONDITIONER.,"Too late, I was left unsupervised for too long and now my house is covered in ice cubes."
21520,GET AN AIR CONDITIONER.,"Too late, I was left unsupervised for too long and now my house is covered in ice cubes.",Wow your house must be really chill.
21521,GET AN AIR CONDITIONER.,"Too late, I was left unsupervised for too long and now my house is covered in ice cubes.",I mean that's definitely the best response to the situation. Props.
21522,Late Night Convos,I just woke up. It's already mid day here😂,Ooh where you at?
21523,I just woke up. It's already mid day here😂,Ooh where you at?,Malaysia. 😌 its hot and humid today
21524,Late Night Convos,24 hour staff duty ,Welp.
21525,24 hour staff duty ,Welp.,Yup :(
21526,How do you like your coffee?,"Black as the night sky, no sugar.",I feel I could handle my dark roast without any sugar or creamer. 
21527,"Black as the night sky, no sugar.",I feel I could handle my dark roast without any sugar or creamer. ,Probably healthier that way at least.
21528,I feel I could handle my dark roast without any sugar or creamer. ,Probably healthier that way at least.,"Time to get healthy,  then :D "
21529,Probably healthier that way at least.,"Time to get healthy,  then :D ",Try not to sacrifice too much fun in that pursuit.
21530,Anyone else like metal?,"Yep

A ton",Dying fetus surprises me every time i see it written lol. Thanks!
21531,"Yep

A ton",Dying fetus surprises me every time i see it written lol. Thanks!,For death you forgot: DEATH. And morbid angel. New stuff can rot in hell but still. 
21532,"Sometimes I wish I could go back in life, not to change shit, just to feel some things twice.",I get that feeling too bro.,Life's too short.
21533,I get that feeling too bro.,Life's too short.,Longest thing we ever do
21534,Life's too short.,Longest thing we ever do,"Idk, we will be dead for a while. "
21535,Longest thing we ever do,"Idk, we will be dead for a while. ",But is that technically us
21536,"Idk, we will be dead for a while. ",But is that technically us,"Technically, we will never know. "
21537,But is that technically us,"Technically, we will never know. ",Good point 
21538,"Technically, we will never know. ",Good point ,"GOOD point from my wife



oops wrong sub"
21539,But is that technically us,"Technically, we will never know. ",Maybe we will
21540,"Sometimes I wish I could go back in life, not to change shit, just to feel some things twice.",Hmm I feel like Drake said this...,"Idk, he might of. I don't listen to drake."
21541,Hmm I feel like Drake said this...,"Idk, he might of. I don't listen to drake.","Check out the song 6pm In New York, he says this almost word for word"
21542,"Sometimes I wish I could go back in life, not to change shit, just to feel some things twice.",I'm a little late but I feel this daily. I miss my mom's hugs and sleeping over. ,Is it too late to hug your mom now?
21543,I'm a little late but I feel this daily. I miss my mom's hugs and sleeping over. ,Is it too late to hug your mom now?,Unfortunately she passed away in 2015 of heart failure. So yeah lol
21544,Is it too late to hug your mom now?,Unfortunately she passed away in 2015 of heart failure. So yeah lol,Sorry to hear that. Life really can be merciless at times.
21545,Unfortunately she passed away in 2015 of heart failure. So yeah lol,Sorry to hear that. Life really can be merciless at times.,For real. But everything happens for a reason and I like to believe it made me a better person. 
21546,How is your day?,"I'm doing alright, thank you for asking.",What are you drawing?
21547,"I'm doing alright, thank you for asking.",What are you drawing?,A giraffe
21548,What are you drawing?,A giraffe,Cool. I would like to see it when you are done.
21549,How is your day?,I’m actualh,How'd the Midterm go?
21550,I’m actualh,How'd the Midterm go?,I’m about to take it at 2pm it’s 1:22pm in California 🤓😭
21551,How'd the Midterm go?,I’m about to take it at 2pm it’s 1:22pm in California 🤓😭,Oh man good luck!
21552,I’m about to take it at 2pm it’s 1:22pm in California 🤓😭,Oh man good luck!,Thanks! I took it and I think I did good! Hopefully!! 🤠🤠🤠🤓🤓
21553,Good Morning everyone! A couple of questions for you,Halloween and cold,"Nice, what are you doing for Halloween this year?"
21554,Halloween and cold,"Nice, what are you doing for Halloween this year?","Nothing at all, you?"
21555,Good Morning everyone! A couple of questions for you,"1. Christmas. I don't really do anything for Halloween. 

2. Hot. I'd rather be hot than cold.",What is your favorite thing to do in the heat?
21556,"1. Christmas. I don't really do anything for Halloween. 

2. Hot. I'd rather be hot than cold.",What is your favorite thing to do in the heat?,"It's not hot often here, so I don't have any special warm weather activities! "
21557,"Do you ever look at people and think, ""I wonder where they're going?""",I always end up depressed.,Sometimes I get that feeling but I remind myself it's one step at a time 
21558,I always end up depressed.,Sometimes I get that feeling but I remind myself it's one step at a time ,"Thanks, really "
21559,Ask me a question you would never ask someone in person!,Are you pregnant?,Nope! You?
21560,Are you pregnant?,Nope! You?,"Nope... it would be a big news story if I was, though."
21561,Nope! You?,"Nope... it would be a big news story if I was, though.",Man? Virgin birth? It’s an alien?
21562,"Nope... it would be a big news story if I was, though.",Man? Virgin birth? It’s an alien?,Man.
21563,Ask me a question you would never ask someone in person!,What's your favorite Ke$ha song ,Honestly I haven’t listened to Ke$ha intentionally so I couldn’t say. 
21564,What's your favorite Ke$ha song ,Honestly I haven’t listened to Ke$ha intentionally so I couldn’t say. ,"Mines die young, sometimes I'm a 14 year old girl"
21565,Honestly I haven’t listened to Ke$ha intentionally so I couldn’t say. ,"Mines die young, sometimes I'm a 14 year old girl",I’ll check it out!
21566,Ask me a question you would never ask someone in person!,"Hey, want to grab dinner some time? ^Haha, ^of ^course ^you ^don't",Challenge accepted. Where are you?
21567,"Hey, want to grab dinner some time? ^Haha, ^of ^course ^you ^don't",Challenge accepted. Where are you?,"Haha, how far are you from Southern Vancouver Island?"
21568,Challenge accepted. Where are you?,"Haha, how far are you from Southern Vancouver Island?",It’ll be a drive. I’m in East Tennessee
21569,"Haha, how far are you from Southern Vancouver Island?",It’ll be a drive. I’m in East Tennessee,Oh I'm in East Tennessee! We should grab dinner instead of that other loser ;P
21570,It’ll be a drive. I’m in East Tennessee,Oh I'm in East Tennessee! We should grab dinner instead of that other loser ;P,Done deal
21571,Challenge accepted. Where are you?,"Haha, how far are you from Southern Vancouver Island?","oh shit, I'm close, wanna get dinner?"
21572,Ask me a question you would never ask someone in person!,are you still answering questions?,Yeah hit me 
21573,are you still answering questions?,Yeah hit me ,"if you were to die and be reincarnated as any animal, which animal would you be and why?"
21574,Yeah hit me ,"if you were to die and be reincarnated as any animal, which animal would you be and why?",I think I would end up as a bear or something if it was up to me. Sleep and eat a lot 
21575,Ask me a question you would never ask someone in person!,"Well, for one, are you male or female?",Male 
21576,"Well, for one, are you male or female?",Male ,"well, there goes my question"
21577,Ask me a question you would never ask someone in person!,"if u got a dik, iz u circumcised?","I am not, nor will I be"
21578,"if u got a dik, iz u circumcised?","I am not, nor will I be",nice
21579,"if u got a dik, iz u circumcised?","I am not, nor will I be",I'm terrified of your peen D:
21580,Ask me a question you would never ask someone in person!,I want to lose 10 lbs. what should I do?,Watch how much bread you consume. 
21581,I want to lose 10 lbs. what should I do?,Watch how much bread you consume. ,"Hm, pretty good advice."
21582,Watch how much bread you consume. ,"Hm, pretty good advice.",And remain positive! It’s a totally achievable goal!
21583,What's your dream?,To spend my life doing mathematical research.,That's pretty neat. Any specific field in mind?
21584,To spend my life doing mathematical research.,That's pretty neat. Any specific field in mind?,Arithmetic geometry.
21585,That's pretty neat. Any specific field in mind?,Arithmetic geometry.,Awesome. Are you in college?
21586,What's your dream?,To live forever.,"This is a dream I can get behind.

Good luck to you brother."
21587,To live forever.,"This is a dream I can get behind.

Good luck to you brother.","You too, bratan."
21588,What's your dream?,I just wanna fuck and travel around the world. :),wanna make sex while in orbit? 
21589,I just wanna fuck and travel around the world. :),wanna make sex while in orbit? ,"If you're a sexy young lady, sure. But how do we get into orbit? "
21590,wanna make sex while in orbit? ,"If you're a sexy young lady, sure. But how do we get into orbit? ","If you close your eyes, you maybe believe I am a woman

"
21591,"If you're a sexy young lady, sure. But how do we get into orbit? ","If you close your eyes, you maybe believe I am a woman

","If you're a dude, forget it. I want twat! :)"
21592,"If you close your eyes, you maybe believe I am a woman

","If you're a dude, forget it. I want twat! :)","Oh man, dont want my d?"
21593,"If you're a dude, forget it. I want twat! :)","Oh man, dont want my d?",Sorry. I love tits and pussy. I'm not into d. 
21594,What's your dream?,*My dream is to become a famous writer.*,what do you write?
21595,*My dream is to become a famous writer.*,what do you write?,"*Mostly sad poems, but also sometimes short stories and stuff.*"
21596,what do you write?,"*Mostly sad poems, but also sometimes short stories and stuff.*","can you show one?

also, why do you write in italic?"
21597,"*Mostly sad poems, but also sometimes short stories and stuff.*","can you show one?

also, why do you write in italic?","*Nah, I don't think so... I like italics.*"
21598,My roommate ate my leftover pizza for breakfast this morning.,Clearly the only solution is to brick her into her room.,"Which way, we throwing them at her or are we gonna trap her in her room sims style?"
21599,Clearly the only solution is to brick her into her room.,"Which way, we throwing them at her or are we gonna trap her in her room sims style?","I was thinking Cask of Amontillado style, so....Sims style it is."
21600,I just tanked the sun for four people,"This made my day. No such thing as a shitty superhero in my book.

",What if a superhero's power was shitting on bad guys? What would you call that superhero?
21601,"This made my day. No such thing as a shitty superhero in my book.

",What if a superhero's power was shitting on bad guys? What would you call that superhero?,Feces Man!
21602,What if a superhero's power was shitting on bad guys? What would you call that superhero?,Feces Man!,A shitterhero
21603,I just tanked the sun for four people,"moipaslui, keeping the innocent citizens of casual conversation from harm. ",I just need a costume now.
21604,"moipaslui, keeping the innocent citizens of casual conversation from harm. ",I just need a costume now.,Just wear a solar panel and charge their phones too
21605,I just need a costume now.,Just wear a solar panel and charge their phones too,or wear a sunflower costume and always look towards the sun.
21606,Boyfriend put my phone through the washing machine last night.,"By default, iCloud saves notes I think :)","iCloud saves everything, And I mean everything.

Get a new device, restore. It’s all good."
21607,"By default, iCloud saves notes I think :)","iCloud saves everything, And I mean everything.

Get a new device, restore. It’s all good.","Until it can't back up, despite there being plenty of space free ;)"
21608,I had to cancel a doctors appointment to get help for my depression because my car won’t start,I had a pimple on my ass cheek,I knew it was a mistake to mention pimples 
21609,I had a pimple on my ass cheek,I knew it was a mistake to mention pimples ,"&gt; Poopywhip

When I eat too much ice cream, my shits are like sludge the next day."
21610,I knew it was a mistake to mention pimples ,"&gt; Poopywhip

When I eat too much ice cream, my shits are like sludge the next day.",I’m sorry you suffer from sludge shits.. but ice cream is too good to give up though right? 
21611,"&gt; Poopywhip

When I eat too much ice cream, my shits are like sludge the next day.",I’m sorry you suffer from sludge shits.. but ice cream is too good to give up though right? ,Lol yeah.  Its a tradeoff.
21612,I knew it was a mistake to mention pimples ,"&gt; Poopywhip

When I eat too much ice cream, my shits are like sludge the next day.",Atleast you get a day.
21613,I had to cancel a doctors appointment to get help for my depression because my car won’t start,I had a pimple on my ass cheek,Keyword: had
21614,I had a pimple on my ass cheek,Keyword: had,"Recently went away

Boofed it"
21615,I had to cancel a doctors appointment to get help for my depression because my car won’t start,I had a pimple on my ass cheek,"Man i had this and it was literally a pain in the ass, the urge to itch was real."
21616,I had a pimple on my ass cheek,"Man i had this and it was literally a pain in the ass, the urge to itch was real.",Yup
21617,I had to cancel a doctors appointment to get help for my depression because my car won’t start,I had a pimple on my ass cheek,the left or the right one?
21618,I had a pimple on my ass cheek,the left or the right one?,Left
21619,I had to cancel a doctors appointment to get help for my depression because my car won’t start,"Well, that's depressing.",Um could you not?
21620,"Well, that's depressing.",Um could you not?,Lighten up. Sometimes a little humor can go a long way. 
21621,I had to cancel a doctors appointment to get help for my depression because my car won’t start,I need a new show to watch on Netflix. I just can’t seem to get into anything on there!,Sir have you not seen Stranger Things
21622,I need a new show to watch on Netflix. I just can’t seem to get into anything on there!,Sir have you not seen Stranger Things,I have! I forgot to put it on my list! :)
21623,Does anyone work a good under 40 hour job?,"I work a minimum of 4 hours a week, most I've ever done is about 10. Make about $8.20 an hour.",student?
21624,"I work a minimum of 4 hours a week, most I've ever done is about 10. Make about $8.20 an hour.",student?,"Yep, senior in high school"
21625,Does anyone work a good under 40 hour job?,"Reckon you’re just gonna have to face up to reality, OP. ","K, I'll try."
21626,"Reckon you’re just gonna have to face up to reality, OP. ","K, I'll try.",Don't do it OP
21627,"Just started working overnights, looking for things to do/games to play",Stardew valley. ,sounds like a solid choice! Highly praised and time consuming...from what I hear.
21628,Stardew valley. ,sounds like a solid choice! Highly praised and time consuming...from what I hear.,Definitely. I put in a ridiculous amount of hours. It sucks you right in. 
21629,"Just started working overnights, looking for things to do/games to play","Knights of the old republic , perfect game for work",I've heard really good things about the game but have never given it a chance. Is it free?
21630,"Knights of the old republic , perfect game for work",I've heard really good things about the game but have never given it a chance. Is it free?,Both one and 2 are 7 quid on steam. 
21631,"I was ready to sleep, I turn my back and I see a COCKROACH ON MY PILLOW",Time to move!,Sadly may be the best solution.
21632,Time to move!,Sadly may be the best solution.,Better burn down the old residence too.  Just to be safe.
21633,Sadly may be the best solution.,Better burn down the old residence too.  Just to be safe.,"And then burn your new house down and move again amiright?

"
21634,Better burn down the old residence too.  Just to be safe.,"And then burn your new house down and move again amiright?

","Did you buy the new house before burning the old one?  In that case, yes."
21635,Better burn down the old residence too.  Just to be safe.,"And then burn your new house down and move again amiright?

",And all the clothes. Mabye the TV too.
21636,"And then burn your new house down and move again amiright?

",And all the clothes. Mabye the TV too.,Maybe yourself even? If you're about it?
21637,And all the clothes. Mabye the TV too.,Maybe yourself even? If you're about it?,"Yeah, and all close relatives!"
21638,"I was ready to sleep, I turn my back and I see a COCKROACH ON MY PILLOW",I once had a roach crawl up my pant leg while driving. It’s amazing I’m still alive. ,That sounds almost as bad as the time there was a FUCKING BEE IN MY CAR AAAAHHHHGGG!!!!
21639,I once had a roach crawl up my pant leg while driving. It’s amazing I’m still alive. ,That sounds almost as bad as the time there was a FUCKING BEE IN MY CAR AAAAHHHHGGG!!!!,Nah man... cockroach is way worse than bee. 
21640,"I was ready to sleep, I turn my back and I see a COCKROACH ON MY PILLOW",My mom woke up one day with a cockroach on her forehead,they nibble hair -- including eyelashes
21641,My mom woke up one day with a cockroach on her forehead,they nibble hair -- including eyelashes,aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAaAAAAh
21642,"Name an example of a physical attribute you are insecure about, and I will try to give an example of that attribute in a positive light.","my height. I'm 5'6"". I feel like a girl taller than me wouldn't wanna date me ",Being 5'6 is the perfect height for 5'0 tall girls like me :)
21643,"my height. I'm 5'6"". I feel like a girl taller than me wouldn't wanna date me ",Being 5'6 is the perfect height for 5'0 tall girls like me :),thank you :)
21644,"This weekend, I stay home, played video games, ate pizza, and that was it. It was amazing.","That's the fucking dream, bro. I wish I could do that everyday lol.",I did this everyday when I was unemployed. Not a good idea to do it daily. :/
21645,"That's the fucking dream, bro. I wish I could do that everyday lol.",I did this everyday when I was unemployed. Not a good idea to do it daily. :/,Y not. If you have enough saved up why is this a bad idea
21646,I did this everyday when I was unemployed. Not a good idea to do it daily. :/,Y not. If you have enough saved up why is this a bad idea,At least the pizza everyday part would literally kill me from the amount of sodium alone.
21647,"This weekend, I stay home, played video games, ate pizza, and that was it. It was amazing.",Oxenfree is such an underrated game. I'm glad you got to experience it. ,I love it! So glad I got it. :D
21648,Oxenfree is such an underrated game. I'm glad you got to experience it. ,I love it! So glad I got it. :D,There's even a super cool secret ending that you can get. Really shakes things up. 
21649,I just turned 30!!,"Happy Birthday! :)
",Thank you.
21650,"Happy Birthday! :)
",Thank you.,"So, how adult do you feel? "
21651,Thank you.,"So, how adult do you feel? ",Well. My friends and husband tell me my mind is like a 9 year old haha
21652,"So, how adult do you feel? ",Well. My friends and husband tell me my mind is like a 9 year old haha,That's not half bad! Many would be envious!
21653,I just turned 30!!,"Happy birthday! Age is just a number, so don't fret and have a ball!",Thank you. It's a number that now means I can talk about the good old days when I was young.
21654,"Happy birthday! Age is just a number, so don't fret and have a ball!",Thank you. It's a number that now means I can talk about the good old days when I was young.,That's a good way to think about it.
21655,Thank you. It's a number that now means I can talk about the good old days when I was young.,That's a good way to think about it.,Yeah I can remember back when my parents told me that. I tell you that was the days.
21656,That's a good way to think about it.,Yeah I can remember back when my parents told me that. I tell you that was the days.,Very well executed.
21657,At work drinking coffee. How's your Monday going?,cramming for a test I am not at all ready for :/ oh well,"aw, sorry to hear. hopefully you'll pass!"
21658,cramming for a test I am not at all ready for :/ oh well,"aw, sorry to hear. hopefully you'll pass!","thanks lol it was my own fault, but I'm hoping it won't be as bad as I'm thinking it might be."
21659,At work drinking coffee. How's your Monday going?,It's 4pm and I'm half drunk after a funeral. ,"&gt; It's 4pm and I'm half drunk after a funeral.

my condolences"
21660,It's 4pm and I'm half drunk after a funeral. ,"&gt; It's 4pm and I'm half drunk after a funeral.

my condolences",Appreciate it. 
21661,At work drinking coffee. How's your Monday going?,"Went camping this weekend, so I took today off. Best. Monday. Ever. ",yay days off!
21662,"Went camping this weekend, so I took today off. Best. Monday. Ever. ",yay days off!,That's what I'm saying! Haha especially Mondays! 
21663,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.","**VENT:**

I WAS LOCKED OUT OF MY HOUSE FOR 3 HOURS
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST",Who locked you out?
21664,"**VENT:**

I WAS LOCKED OUT OF MY HOUSE FOR 3 HOURS
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST",Who locked you out?,"Nobody, I just FORGOT MY HOUSE KEY LIKE A BIG DUMMY."
21665,Who locked you out?,"Nobody, I just FORGOT MY HOUSE KEY LIKE A BIG DUMMY.",YOU BIG DUMMY
21666,What kind of games do you have 200+ hours on?,Tf2,Hell yeah. TF2 is the biggest timesink I've encountered yet.
21667,Tf2,Hell yeah. TF2 is the biggest timesink I've encountered yet.,PYRO UPDATE HYPE
21668,Hell yeah. TF2 is the biggest timesink I've encountered yet.,PYRO UPDATE HYPE,Never happening tho
21669,PYRO UPDATE HYPE,Never happening tho,"eat your words man
"
21670,Never happening tho,"eat your words man
",Lol...   today is the day 2 lol...  
21671,"eat your words man
",Lol...   today is the day 2 lol...  ,Day 3 is amazing
21672,Lol...   today is the day 2 lol...  ,Day 3 is amazing,"Day 4 sucked tho, way too many uneccesary nerfs"
21673,Day 3 is amazing,"Day 4 sucked tho, way too many uneccesary nerfs",Like what?
21674,What kind of games do you have 200+ hours on?,"HOI4, Warcraft 3, Civ V, Planetside 2, and Warthunder.","I've actually only played Minecraft from that list, but I have heard good things about Warcraft "
21675,"HOI4, Warcraft 3, Civ V, Planetside 2, and Warthunder.","I've actually only played Minecraft from that list, but I have heard good things about Warcraft ",My Childhood basically.
21676,When was the last time you saw snow?,"Last winter, when I lived in Abbotsford. It was an absolute nightmare.",It was a looooong winter last year. 
21677,"Last winter, when I lived in Abbotsford. It was an absolute nightmare.",It was a looooong winter last year. ,I've never been so cold in my life. It never gets nearly that bad in Victoria.
21678,It took me nearly 2 years to realize that SO means significant other. Am I stupid?,"I always forget what SMH means, so every time I have to look it up.",i don’t know if it means “shake my head” or “so much hate”
21679,"I always forget what SMH means, so every time I have to look it up.",i don’t know if it means “shake my head” or “so much hate”,"Smh 

Lol shake my head"
21680,i don’t know if it means “shake my head” or “so much hate”,"Smh 

Lol shake my head","oh ok, that makes sense"
21681,What makes you happy?,My relationships. ,"I'm curious, do you mean friend relationships?"
21682,My relationships. ,"I'm curious, do you mean friend relationships?","Friend, family, partner. All my relationships that are built on love. "
21683,Just went on a first date with a girl and it was super rad,👉👌?,"We're both ""wait til marriage"" types, sorry to disappoint"
21684,👉👌?,"We're both ""wait til marriage"" types, sorry to disappoint",Can I ask if the dating app was Christian mingle? 😝
21685,"We're both ""wait til marriage"" types, sorry to disappoint",Can I ask if the dating app was Christian mingle? 😝,r/OkCupid
21686,👉👌?,"We're both ""wait til marriage"" types, sorry to disappoint",💍👉👌💍
21687,Just went on a first date with a girl and it was super rad,👉👌?,👉👊
21688,👉👌?,👉👊,👉👈
21689,👉👊,👉👈,I'm a bit disappointed there are no run the jewels fans here
21690,Just went on a first date with a girl and it was super rad,"Did you guys go anywhere else besides the restaurant?

Oh, glad to hear the date went well!",Grabbed warm cookies and walked around for a bit
21691,"Did you guys go anywhere else besides the restaurant?

Oh, glad to hear the date went well!",Grabbed warm cookies and walked around for a bit,Warm cookies and a walk is an awesome date by itself 
21692,Grabbed warm cookies and walked around for a bit,Warm cookies and a walk is an awesome date by itself ,Where in the world do you find warm cookies?
21693,Warm cookies and a walk is an awesome date by itself ,Where in the world do you find warm cookies?,I know my local supermarket (Wegmans) has a whole rack of warm cookies by the sub shop. 
21694,Warm cookies and a walk is an awesome date by itself ,Where in the world do you find warm cookies?,I live near a large campus; we went to an Insomnia Cookies
21695,Where in the world do you find warm cookies?,I live near a large campus; we went to an Insomnia Cookies,"Congrats on the wedding ;)
(The first date with my wife included Insomnia cookies)"
21696,Where in the world do you find warm cookies?,I live near a large campus; we went to an Insomnia Cookies,Insomnia is so good! But so expensive...
21697,What's the last thing you bought online?,A study guide for the social work licensing exam. Exciting I know.,That...is...a good purchase!!!
21698,A study guide for the social work licensing exam. Exciting I know.,That...is...a good purchase!!!,Let's hope so. We'll see when I take the exam.
21699,That...is...a good purchase!!!,Let's hope so. We'll see when I take the exam.,Good luck OC!
21700,What's the last thing you bought online?,A book stand and a pair of glasses.,Do you like books?
21701,A book stand and a pair of glasses.,Do you like books?,"I do, but the book stand is to prop up my textbook while I'm studying. "
21702,What's the last thing you bought online?,A Kickstarter pledge for virtual content.,Like what?
21703,A Kickstarter pledge for virtual content.,Like what?,It was access to a sign up code for the upcoming beta of an avatar and pet site.
21704,What's the last thing you bought online?,Textbooks for college classes.,You should meet u/indecisivesloth !
21705,Textbooks for college classes.,You should meet u/indecisivesloth !,"Yep, got something like a textbook."
21706,What's the last thing you bought online?,"In the same amazon cart:

* Protein powder
* creatine
* 36 cups of ramen
* 250gb m.2 SSD",Going to the gym?
21707,"In the same amazon cart:

* Protein powder
* creatine
* 36 cups of ramen
* 250gb m.2 SSD",Going to the gym?,Ive been going for ages just running low on stuff. I only very rarely use creatine anyway.
21708,Going to the gym?,Ive been going for ages just running low on stuff. I only very rarely use creatine anyway.,"Huh, cool. "
21709,What's the last thing you bought online?,Sealing wax for my letters. ,Do you have your own signature seal/stamp?
21710,Sealing wax for my letters. ,Do you have your own signature seal/stamp?,"Not signature, no. I have a custom seal for the envelope. "
21711,What's the last thing you bought online?,I bought a case for my laptop,What kind?
21712,I bought a case for my laptop,What kind?,11 inch one from Amazonbasics. It was a good deal
21713,What are you guys up to?,"Redditing, while trying to figure out what to do next.",Whats your favorite hobby?
21714,"Redditing, while trying to figure out what to do next.",Whats your favorite hobby?,Probably video games.
21715,Whats your favorite hobby?,Probably video games.,Areyou more story oriented or do you prefer multiplayer?
21716,What are you guys up to?,I'm laying in bed watching The West Wing and cooking dinner (pasta with pesto sauce.),Whats the show about? I think you gave me an idea on what to eat
21717,I'm laying in bed watching The West Wing and cooking dinner (pasta with pesto sauce.),Whats the show about? I think you gave me an idea on what to eat,"The White House, under a competent President and administration."
21718,Whats the show about? I think you gave me an idea on what to eat,"The White House, under a competent President and administration.",Hahaha the contrary of the current state of US
21719,"The White House, under a competent President and administration.",Hahaha the contrary of the current state of US,"exactly, that's why I enjoy it. "
21720,"Drunk down, and lonely. Just wanna talk about anything",What are you drinking?,Vodka and ice 
21721,What are you drinking?,Vodka and ice ,Vodka - no wonder you're feeling down and lonely. At least you're not on the gin.
21722,"Drunk down, and lonely. Just wanna talk about anything","Have ever tried rock climbing?
","I have, my disfigured knee didn't like it though. Shame too cuz it looks fun "
21723,"Have ever tried rock climbing?
","I have, my disfigured knee didn't like it though. Shame too cuz it looks fun ","It is, sucks about your knee :("
21724,"I have, my disfigured knee didn't like it though. Shame too cuz it looks fun ","It is, sucks about your knee :(","It's OK, i have other passions "
21725,"It is, sucks about your knee :(","It's OK, i have other passions ","Like what?
"
21726,"It's OK, i have other passions ","Like what?
","Gaming, programming, drinking :p"
21727,"Like what?
","Gaming, programming, drinking :p","Nice, definitely into gaming myself. I left the programming tho, that shit was not for me. "
21728,"A YTuber retweeted my drawing, it made me happy :D What made you happy today!",Which youtuber?,Her channel is called akidearest i think
21729,Which youtuber?,Her channel is called akidearest i think,"Ouh! Akiedearest, I know her she dies anime stuff"
21730,Her channel is called akidearest i think,"Ouh! Akiedearest, I know her she dies anime stuff","Yeah she does :D I drew her and her mascot in Halloween ""costumes"""
21731,"Ouh! Akiedearest, I know her she dies anime stuff","Yeah she does :D I drew her and her mascot in Halloween ""costumes""",That's so cute
21732,"A YTuber retweeted my drawing, it made me happy :D What made you happy today!","Met a friend at the grocerystore while buying toiletpaper at 10 pm, it was quite funny",Out of all possible times you both were in the store that late xD
21733,"Met a friend at the grocerystore while buying toiletpaper at 10 pm, it was quite funny",Out of all possible times you both were in the store that late xD,"Yeah, but he got beer or something and I bought fucking toiletpaper lol"
21734,Out of all possible times you both were in the store that late xD,"Yeah, but he got beer or something and I bought fucking toiletpaper lol",Priorities are clearly different. xD
21735,"Yeah, but he got beer or something and I bought fucking toiletpaper lol",Priorities are clearly different. xD,Never let yourself feel bitter on your shitter
21736,"A YTuber retweeted my drawing, it made me happy :D What made you happy today!",Ah I love your art! It's so pretty!,Thanks!!! 
21737,Ah I love your art! It's so pretty!,Thanks!!! ,Do you have a blog or anything? I'd like to follow your art :)
21738,Does anyone else really like receiving parcels?,It's quite enjoyable. I'm going to check if my new coffee mug was delivered after work today!,"Coffee, also highly enjoyable."
21739,It's quite enjoyable. I'm going to check if my new coffee mug was delivered after work today!,"Coffee, also highly enjoyable.",Indeed.
21740,Does anyone else really like receiving parcels?,It's an amazing feeling. It's like a mini Christmas,A mini Christmas where you can return items without causing a family war.
21741,It's an amazing feeling. It's like a mini Christmas,A mini Christmas where you can return items without causing a family war.,Too right friend 
21742,Does anyone else really like receiving parcels?,It's fun but it wears off after a while. I'm a record collector.,Any particular genre/time period?
21743,It's fun but it wears off after a while. I'm a record collector.,Any particular genre/time period?,mostly 80s new wave and funk.
21744,Does anyone else really like receiving parcels?,Just bought a load of stuff for this reason.,What kind of stuff?
21745,Just bought a load of stuff for this reason.,What kind of stuff?,A laptop new phone cable new iPod cable 2 USBs external HDD and some Dutch beer 🍺
21746,What kind of stuff?,A laptop new phone cable new iPod cable 2 USBs external HDD and some Dutch beer 🍺,"Dutch beer, never tried it before, but it's beer so it can't be that bad."
21747,So where do we stand on Sea Salt and Vinegar chips (AKA crisps)?,My personal 2nd favourite.,Really? They're so overpowering. It was a small bag or I'd mail it to you. 
21748,My personal 2nd favourite.,Really? They're so overpowering. It was a small bag or I'd mail it to you. ,"I like overpowering flavours, hence why Prawn Cocktail is top of my list of crisp flavours."
21749,So where do we stand on Sea Salt and Vinegar chips (AKA crisps)?,"As a Canadian it goes: Ketchup, All-Dressed, Dill-Pickle, and then Salt &amp; Vinegar.",All-Dressed???? Dare I ask?
21750,"As a Canadian it goes: Ketchup, All-Dressed, Dill-Pickle, and then Salt &amp; Vinegar.",All-Dressed???? Dare I ask?,"Trust me, they are the bomb dot com."
21751,All-Dressed???? Dare I ask?,"Trust me, they are the bomb dot com.","Wait, just looked them up: ruffled. I don't abide ruffled chips. "
21752,"Trust me, they are the bomb dot com.","Wait, just looked them up: ruffled. I don't abide ruffled chips. ",They don't all come as rippled though. They are soooooo good. Same with ketchup 
21753,"Wait, just looked them up: ruffled. I don't abide ruffled chips. ",They don't all come as rippled though. They are soooooo good. Same with ketchup ,Another flavor I'll have to try!
21754,So where do we stand on Sea Salt and Vinegar chips (AKA crisps)?,Love 'em .. I especially love the way it hypercontracts my salivary glands in the process ..,That's....an oddly clinical way of describing a food :)
21755,Love 'em .. I especially love the way it hypercontracts my salivary glands in the process ..,That's....an oddly clinical way of describing a food :),Just trying to paint a picture with the language .. the unexpected can be interesting!
21756,What's your go to karaoke song?,Rupert Holmes - Escape (The Piña Colada Song),"man, I would LOVE it if someone had done this song anywhere I've gone!"
21757,Rupert Holmes - Escape (The Piña Colada Song),"man, I would LOVE it if someone had done this song anywhere I've gone!","Oh yeaa .. this song just screams karaoke, doesn't it .."
21758,What's your go to karaoke song?,Coin Operated Boy by The Dresden Dolls,"If any of my local karaoke spots ever had any Dresden dolls or AFP, I'd shit a brick"
21759,Coin Operated Boy by The Dresden Dolls,"If any of my local karaoke spots ever had any Dresden dolls or AFP, I'd shit a brick",Do they have an internet connect to get to youtube or use Karafun?
21760,"Do you shower at night, in the morning, or both?","In the morning, after a workout.",Yeah me too
21761,"In the morning, after a workout.",Yeah me too,Me third!
21762,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.","Hi, how are you?","Pretty good. I just got some important stuff done and junk. How are you?
"
21763,"Hi, how are you?","Pretty good. I just got some important stuff done and junk. How are you?
",I exercised
21764,I'm really lost in trying to find myself.,"Hello, what is your favorite thing about yourself?",I've never thought about that.. I'd like to think I'm pretty understanding. 
21765,"Hello, what is your favorite thing about yourself?",I've never thought about that.. I'd like to think I'm pretty understanding. ,That's a very good quality. We need more understanding and patient people in the world.
21766,I've never thought about that.. I'd like to think I'm pretty understanding. ,That's a very good quality. We need more understanding and patient people in the world.,"We really do, I feel like a lot of people don't take the time to learn it. "
21767,I have an important hypothetical question for you all.,Are pics allowed here? Or are the mods napping?,"Mod here, I'll speak to the OP."
21768,Are pics allowed here? Or are the mods napping?,"Mod here, I'll speak to the OP.",Best comment ever
21769,"Mod here, I'll speak to the OP.",Best comment ever,Thank you!
21770,"Mod here, I'll speak to the OP.",Best comment ever,I...just got the joke.
21771,Best comment ever,I...just got the joke.,I don't get it
21772,I...just got the joke.,I don't get it,A quick look at who started this thread should clear things up.
21773,Are pics allowed here? Or are the mods napping?,"Mod here, I'll speak to the OP.",🤔🤔🤔
21774,Are pics allowed here? Or are the mods napping?,"Mod here, I'll speak to the OP.",Do you often talk to yourself? You should probably speak to somebody about that.
21775,Are pics allowed here? Or are the mods napping?,"Mod here, I'll speak to the OP.",/r/dontyouknowwhoiam 
21776,Are pics allowed here? Or are the mods napping?,"Mod here, I'll speak to the OP.",!redditsilver
21777,Are pics allowed here? Or are the mods napping?,"Mod here, I'll speak to the OP.",Well? Are they? 
21778,I have an important hypothetical question for you all.,You ok bro? ,Doing great my man!
21779,You ok bro? ,Doing great my man!,My MAN
21780,Doing great my man!,My MAN,Slow down
21781,Doing great my man!,My MAN,You don't know me!
21782,I have an important hypothetical question for you all.,r/wholesomememes,It'll be on the front page there tomorrow
21783,r/wholesomememes,It'll be on the front page there tomorrow,lol true
21784,I have an important hypothetical question for you all.,Is having friends the hypothetical part?,/r/me_irl
21785,Is having friends the hypothetical part?,/r/me_irl,r/2meirl4meirl
21786,/r/me_irl,r/2meirl4meirl,/r/2meirl42meirl4meirl
21787,r/2meirl4meirl,/r/2meirl42meirl4meirl,/r/22meirl4meirl42meirl4meirl
21788,/r/2meirl42meirl4meirl,/r/22meirl4meirl42meirl4meirl,r/2
21789,/r/22meirl4meirl42meirl4meirl,r/2,Or not 2me?
21790,/r/22meirl4meirl42meirl4meirl,r/2,r/2you
21791,/r/me_irl,r/2meirl4meirl,r/2meirl4meirl8meirl16meirl
21792,Can we have a positivity thread? The work seems to be going to shit and my own small world isn't doing so great either. What's going right for you?,"Welp, I am teaching in the university for free and that is just awesome, I guess","So, you don't have to pay them? "
21793,"Welp, I am teaching in the university for free and that is just awesome, I guess","So, you don't have to pay them? ",Exactly so.
21794,Can we have a positivity thread? The work seems to be going to shit and my own small world isn't doing so great either. What's going right for you?,Been married for about a month and a half now :),Congratulations!  Enjoy it.
21795,Been married for about a month and a half now :),Congratulations!  Enjoy it.,Thanks :)
21796,Looking for a distraction,Lonely man working,Lonley because your at work? 
21797,Lonely man working,Lonley because your at work? ,"When I'm not at work, I like work on side projects so I don't feel so lonely"
21798,Lonley because your at work? ,"When I'm not at work, I like work on side projects so I don't feel so lonely",Projects like what? 
21799,"When I'm not at work, I like work on side projects so I don't feel so lonely",Projects like what? ,"Doing my uni degree, building and android app, writting a blog."
21800,Projects like what? ,"Doing my uni degree, building and android app, writting a blog.",What degree? How do you build an app! Blog about? 
21801,Looking for a distraction,Wanna pass calculus ,"Haha good luck, can't help you there "
21802,Wanna pass calculus ,"Haha good luck, can't help you there ",Haha thanks anyways ;D
21803,Becoming a grumpy old man at 21,Felt grumpy at 18 haha,"8:30 seems early to me for bedtime, but whatever works."
21804,Felt grumpy at 18 haha,"8:30 seems early to me for bedtime, but whatever works.",Hey I recognize you 
21805,"8:30 seems early to me for bedtime, but whatever works.",Hey I recognize you ,That's... nice? I have been around here a lot recently.
21806,Becoming a grumpy old man at 21,"Ha! Just wait until you get to 35, you grouchy old bugger.",I can’t wait -_-
21807,"Ha! Just wait until you get to 35, you grouchy old bugger.",I can’t wait -_-,Practice your disapproving look.
21808,I can’t wait -_-,Practice your disapproving look.,I think my disapproving look is just the default look I have on my face.
21809,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,TIL what ftfy means.,"I remember a post which had somebody who thought TIL meant ""true in life"". 
"
21810,TIL what ftfy means.,"I remember a post which had somebody who thought TIL meant ""true in life"". 
","Yea that was pretty funny, I only knew til because of a YouTube channel by the same name "
21811,"I remember a post which had somebody who thought TIL meant ""true in life"". 
","Yea that was pretty funny, I only knew til because of a YouTube channel by the same name ","iftfy is how typically have seen it ""I fixed that for you"""
21812,TIL what ftfy means.,"I remember a post which had somebody who thought TIL meant ""true in life"". 
",That was like yesterday lol 
21813,TIL what ftfy means.,"I remember a post which had somebody who thought TIL meant ""true in life"". 
",Lots Of Love - grandma.
21814,TIL what ftfy means.,"I remember a post which had somebody who thought TIL meant ""true in life"". 
",So what is TIL I'm acronym illiterate 
21815,"I remember a post which had somebody who thought TIL meant ""true in life"". 
",So what is TIL I'm acronym illiterate ,Today  i learned.
21816,TIL what ftfy means.,"I remember a post which had somebody who thought TIL meant ""true in life"". 
",I thought for a long time that MRW means “my real world”
21817,TIL what ftfy means.,"I remember a post which had somebody who thought TIL meant ""true in life"". 
",That's ^the ^^joke
21818,TIL what ftfy means.,"I remember a post which had somebody who thought TIL meant ""true in life"". 
",Tether-in-Law?
21819,TIL what ftfy means.,"I remember a post which had somebody who thought TIL meant ""true in life"". 
","I personally thought it meant ""Things I've Learnt"" so I'm glad that person made the TIL post."
21820,TIL what ftfy means.,"I remember a post which had somebody who thought TIL meant ""true in life"". 
",I remember that post like it was yesterday
21821,TIL what ftfy means.,"I remember a post which had somebody who thought TIL meant ""true in life"". 
",And then everyone started posting the same kind of post for massive amounts of karma?
21822,"I remember a post which had somebody who thought TIL meant ""true in life"". 
",And then everyone started posting the same kind of post for massive amounts of karma?,"Nah, no one would ever do that. "
21823,And then everyone started posting the same kind of post for massive amounts of karma?,"Nah, no one would ever do that. ",Of course not! That'd be like telling lies on the internet!
21824,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,TIL what ftfy means.,"True in life, fuck that fuck you."
21825,TIL what ftfy means.,"True in life, fuck that fuck you.","&gt;True in life, fuck that fuck you. 

Lord Mao... Revolutions Offer the Fairest Lots"
21826,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,What the fuck do those mean 
21827,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly."
21828,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",Holllyyyyyyy shittttt my entire life is a lie 
21829,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",Holllyyyyyyy shittttt my entire life is a lie ,"Actually, that's kinda true. For instance, colors aren't real! Your brain makes them up."
21830,Holllyyyyyyy shittttt my entire life is a lie ,"Actually, that's kinda true. For instance, colors aren't real! Your brain makes them up.",No don’t pls 
21831,"Actually, that's kinda true. For instance, colors aren't real! Your brain makes them up.",No don’t pls ,You can thank Bio Psych for that.
21832,No don’t pls ,You can thank Bio Psych for that.,You’re a monster : (
21833,You can thank Bio Psych for that.,You’re a monster : (,Basically.
21834,You can thank Bio Psych for that.,You’re a monster : (,OwO
21835,"Actually, that's kinda true. For instance, colors aren't real! Your brain makes them up.",No don’t pls ,Your epidermis is surrounded by bacteria
21836,No don’t pls ,Your epidermis is surrounded by bacteria,Brb gonna bathe in hand sanitizer 
21837,"Actually, that's kinda true. For instance, colors aren't real! Your brain makes them up.",No don’t pls ,Colours are real tho. Its a wavelength. Saying your brain makes it up very much simplifies it.
21838,Holllyyyyyyy shittttt my entire life is a lie ,"Actually, that's kinda true. For instance, colors aren't real! Your brain makes them up.","Your brain basically hallucinates your complete reality. Bawooosh, mind blown."
21839,"Actually, that's kinda true. For instance, colors aren't real! Your brain makes them up.","Your brain basically hallucinates your complete reality. Bawooosh, mind blown.","In the past. Because latency.

SkaDOOSH!"
21840,"Your brain basically hallucinates your complete reality. Bawooosh, mind blown.","In the past. Because latency.

SkaDOOSH!",I like how you think. That makes it indeed abit scarier. :D
21841,"Actually, that's kinda true. For instance, colors aren't real! Your brain makes them up.","Your brain basically hallucinates your complete reality. Bawooosh, mind blown.",I know right? It's a trip and a half.
21842,Holllyyyyyyy shittttt my entire life is a lie ,"Actually, that's kinda true. For instance, colors aren't real! Your brain makes them up.",Okay man. Stop ruining reality!
21843,"Actually, that's kinda true. For instance, colors aren't real! Your brain makes them up.",Okay man. Stop ruining reality!,I can't ruin it if it's not real. (ʘ‿ʘ)
21844,Holllyyyyyyy shittttt my entire life is a lie ,"Actually, that's kinda true. For instance, colors aren't real! Your brain makes them up.",How Can Colors Be Real If Our Brains Aren't Real?
21845,"Actually, that's kinda true. For instance, colors aren't real! Your brain makes them up.",How Can Colors Be Real If Our Brains Aren't Real?,Nothing is Real.
21846,Holllyyyyyyy shittttt my entire life is a lie ,"Actually, that's kinda true. For instance, colors aren't real! Your brain makes them up.",Especially purple and magenta
21847,Holllyyyyyyy shittttt my entire life is a lie ,"Actually, that's kinda true. For instance, colors aren't real! Your brain makes them up.","I'm colour blind, so jokes on you!"
21848,"Actually, that's kinda true. For instance, colors aren't real! Your brain makes them up.","I'm colour blind, so jokes on you!","Oooh, what kind of color blind are you? Red and green?"
21849,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",Holllyyyyyyy shittttt my entire life is a lie ,"Also IANAL stands for I am not a lawyer, and not whatever you were thinking 😉"
21850,Holllyyyyyyy shittttt my entire life is a lie ,"Also IANAL stands for I am not a lawyer, and not whatever you were thinking 😉",I thought it meant I ANAL
21851,"Also IANAL stands for I am not a lawyer, and not whatever you were thinking 😉",I thought it meant I ANAL,You dropped this: ❤️
21852,I thought it meant I ANAL,You dropped this: ❤️,Is that his rosebud? 
21853,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",Holllyyyyyyy shittttt my entire life is a lie ,IANAL but that's good legal advice. 
21854,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",Holllyyyyyyy shittttt my entire life is a lie ,"IIRC is if I recall correctly

If I remember correctly..."
21855,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",Holllyyyyyyy shittttt my entire life is a lie ,You uh... you should probably just google every acronym you see from now on.  For your own good.
21856,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",Holllyyyyyyy shittttt my entire life is a lie ,IANAL: I Am Not A Lawyer
21857,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",Holllyyyyyyy shittttt my entire life is a lie ,Which generation are you from? 
21858,Holllyyyyyyy shittttt my entire life is a lie ,Which generation are you from? ,I guess generation x I think that’s what it’s called
21859,Which generation are you from? ,I guess generation x I think that’s what it’s called,"The ""MTV generation"""
21860,I guess generation x I think that’s what it’s called,"The ""MTV generation""","Which mtv, good mtv or whiny pc fuckers "
21861,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","Yeah, but what does IIRC mean?"
21862,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","Yeah, but what does IIRC mean?","If I remember correctly, for what it’s worth"
21863,"Yeah, but what does IIRC mean?","If I remember correctly, for what it’s worth",But that abbreviates to FWIW???
21864,"If I remember correctly, for what it’s worth",But that abbreviates to FWIW???,THIRD BASE
21865,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","Yeah, but what does IIRC mean?","If I recall correctly, if I remember correctly."
21866,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","Yeah, but what does IIRC mean?",Badum tss. Clever.
21867,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","Wait, so it's not ""For Whoever Is Wondering""..?"
21868,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","Wait, so it's not ""For Whoever Is Wondering""..?","I didn't think so, no."
21869,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",I always forget IIRC
21870,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",I always forget IIRC,I use it in text and reddit conversation on the reg.
21871,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",I always forget IIRC,I agree with this.
21872,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","For some reason I though it was ""If I recall,"" because that's how my brain works."
21873,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","For some reason I though it was ""If I recall,"" because that's how my brain works.","Yep, I thought the same thing."
21874,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","For some reason I though it was ""If I recall,"" because that's how my brain works.",That’s cause that’s what it is.
21875,"For some reason I though it was ""If I recall,"" because that's how my brain works.",That’s cause that’s what it is.,Have you tried counting the words and letters?
21876,That’s cause that’s what it is.,Have you tried counting the words and letters?,I meant “if I recall correctly” as opposed to “if I remember correctly”.  L2infer. 
21877,Have you tried counting the words and letters?,I meant “if I recall correctly” as opposed to “if I remember correctly”.  L2infer. ,The guy you replied to meant If I ReCall. L2infer. 
21878,I meant “if I recall correctly” as opposed to “if I remember correctly”.  L2infer. ,The guy you replied to meant If I ReCall. L2infer. ,Yeah. He meant recall instead of remember. What are you not getting here?
21879,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","For some reason I though it was ""If I recall,"" because that's how my brain works.","Recall and remember mean the same thing, so it can be either without making a difference"
21880,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","For some reason I though it was ""If I recall,"" because that's how my brain works.","It is, if you recall correctly *ba dum tss*"
21881,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","For some reason I though it was ""If I recall,"" because that's how my brain works.","It's the same difference, remember or recall (correctly)."
21882,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",What's the second one stand for?
21883,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","Hm. Totally thought iirc ""if I recall."" --which just makes no sense."
21884,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","Sir, please adopt me."
21885,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","Sir, please adopt me.","I mean, I'm a lady, but sure!"
21886,"Sir, please adopt me.","I mean, I'm a lady, but sure!","Thank you, your highness."
21887,"I mean, I'm a lady, but sure!","Thank you, your highness.","Good, my child."
21888,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","I though it was if I recall correctly. Same thing, sure, but still."
21889,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","I though it was if I recall correctly. Same thing, sure, but still.","Same difference, don't care."
21890,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",I thought it was If I Recall Correctly. Close enough. 
21891,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",I thought it was If I Recall Correctly. Close enough. ,Eh. Same difference.
21892,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",There's an entire acronym just for one Buffalo Springfield song?
21893,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",There's an entire acronym just for one Buffalo Springfield song?,....Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo...
21894,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",i thought it was For Whoever Is Wondering 
21895,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",i thought it was For Whoever Is Wondering ,I didn't think so...
21896,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",Thank you! Been trying figure those out too
21897,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",Thank you! Been trying figure those out too,Right? :D
21898,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",I thought it was For whoever is wondering? 
21899,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",I thought it was For whoever is wondering? ,"I did not believe so, but eh. "
21900,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",if i recall correctly!
21901,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","the r stands for recall, since no one says it the other way."
21902,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","the r stands for recall, since no one says it the other way.",SAME DIFFERENCE.
21903,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",If you remember correctly what? Still waiting to hear what FWIW and IIRC mean. Anybody?
21904,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","""If I recall correctly"" is how I know it"
21905,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","""If I recall correctly"" is how I know it",...Same difference.
21906,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",I thought IIRC was an abbreviation for If I Recall Correctly.
21907,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",I thought IIRC was an abbreviation for If I Recall Correctly.,SAME DIFFERENCE.
21908,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",I always thought IIRC was if If I Recall. 
21909,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",iirc it's ”if I recall correctly”
21910,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",iirc it's ”if I recall correctly”,Same difference.
21911,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",I thought it was if I recall correctly 
21912,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",I've been to scared to ask what those meant and to lazy to Google them
21913,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",I've been to scared to ask what those meant and to lazy to Google them,Same.
21914,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","IIRC I always used to remind myself to look up what IIRC means, now I don't need to."
21915,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.","IIRC I always used to remind myself to look up what IIRC means, now I don't need to.",Nice.
21916,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",I always thought it was ‘if I recall correctly’ if I remember correctly...
21917,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",I always thought it was ‘if I recall correctly’ if I remember correctly...,"Eh, same difference. Badum tss."
21918,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",*recall*
21919,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",*recall*,Oh god. You just gave me flashbacks to an Intro Psych class testing short term memory.
21920,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",I thought it was “if I recall”
21921,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",I thought it was “if I recall”,Saaaaaaaaaame differeeeeeennnnnncccccceeeee.
21922,I thought it was “if I recall”,Saaaaaaaaaame differeeeeeennnnnncccccceeeee.,They actually have the same meaning so it’s not that bad
21923,Saaaaaaaaaame differeeeeeennnnnncccccceeeee.,They actually have the same meaning so it’s not that bad,Yee.
21924,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",Huh I thought it was if I recall correctly 
21925,"For what it's worth, if I remember correctly.",Huh I thought it was if I recall correctly ,Ugggggghhhhhhh same differeeeeennnnccceeeeee.
21926,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,What the fuck do those mean ,"For what it’s worth, and if I remember/ recall correctly."
21927,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,What the fuck do those mean ,"IIRC, For what it's worth"
21928,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,What the fuck do those mean ,IIRC? Infinite impulse response convolver.
21929,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,What the fuck do those mean ,"I always thought TFW was ""The Fuck What?"""
21930,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,What the fuck do those mean ,I hate FTFY but FWIW is bad too. I also really dislike MRW
21931,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,What the fuck do those mean ,"Fuck what I want, if I really can."
21932,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,What the fuck do those mean ,owo
21933,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,What the fuck do those mean ,hwo old are you?
21934,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,The weirdest one to me is IANAL. 
21935,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,The weirdest one to me is IANAL. ,what does it mean???
21936,The weirdest one to me is IANAL. ,what does it mean???,I Am Not A Lawyer. How often does that come up that you need an acronym for it?
21937,what does it mean???,I Am Not A Lawyer. How often does that come up that you need an acronym for it?,Thanks! I usually assume that most people are not lawyers 
21938,what does it mean???,I Am Not A Lawyer. How often does that come up that you need an acronym for it?,I would sue people for this but IANAL
21939,I Am Not A Lawyer. How often does that come up that you need an acronym for it?,I would sue people for this but IANAL,What are you doing later ;)
21940,what does it mean???,I Am Not A Lawyer. How often does that come up that you need an acronym for it?,Every single thread in /r/legaladvice.
21941,I Am Not A Lawyer. How often does that come up that you need an acronym for it?,Every single thread in /r/legaladvice.,They're a kinky bunch
21942,what does it mean???,I Am Not A Lawyer. How often does that come up that you need an acronym for it?,I think this is made solely just because it will be one hilarious acronym.. 
21943,what does it mean???,I Am Not A Lawyer. How often does that come up that you need an acronym for it?,"Huh. I thought it was ""I ain't not a lawyer"", meaning that they were lawyers"
21944,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,The weirdest one to me is IANAL. ,"I always think of ""Ay-yanal"" and get confused before I remember. Haha."
21945,The weirdest one to me is IANAL. ,"I always think of ""Ay-yanal"" and get confused before I remember. Haha.","I always imagined it was people saying ""I (do) anal"" in the beginning."
21946,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,The weirdest one to me is IANAL. ,Yes please!
21947,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,The weirdest one to me is IANAL. ,Oh do you. 
21948,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,I thought FWIW was For Whoever Is Wondering... I’m an idiot. 
21949,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,I thought FWIW was For Whoever Is Wondering... I’m an idiot. ,That’s what I always thought. 
21950,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,I thought FWIW was For Whoever Is Wondering... I’m an idiot. ,"I've not seem that one, what is it really?"
21951,I thought FWIW was For Whoever Is Wondering... I’m an idiot. ,"I've not seem that one, what is it really?",For What It’s Worth
21952,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,I thought FWIW was For Whoever Is Wondering... I’m an idiot. ,"If it makes you feel any better, my SO pronounced ""hyperbole"" as ""hyper-bowl."""
21953,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,"IMNSHO those acronyms are overrated, but YMMV."
21954,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,"IMNSHO those acronyms are overrated, but YMMV.",In my not so humble opinion?
21955,"IMNSHO those acronyms are overrated, but YMMV.",In my not so humble opinion?,Yup :)
21956,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,"IMNSHO those acronyms are overrated, but YMMV.",I miss IMHO and IMNSHO. 
21957,"IMNSHO those acronyms are overrated, but YMMV.",I miss IMHO and IMNSHO. ,"RTFM disappeared too, replaced by JFGI.

BTW, sometimes IMHO was just IMO as well."
21958,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,"IMNSHO those acronyms are overrated, but YMMV.",What's ymmv?
21959,"IMNSHO those acronyms are overrated, but YMMV.",What's ymmv?,Your Milage May Vary.
21960,What's ymmv?,Your Milage May Vary.,Ah TYVM!
21961,Your Milage May Vary.,Ah TYVM!,I totally just realized that means Thank You Very Mileage. So obvious!
21962,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,"IMNSHO those acronyms are overrated, but YMMV.",NOT ACRONYMS 
21963,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,"IMNSHO those acronyms are overrated, but YMMV.",Ohmygodwhyyyy
21964,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,Wait until you discover this subreddit! /r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
21965,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,Wait until you discover this subreddit! /r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG,And /r/WtSSTaDaMiT (**NSFW**)
21966,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,Wait until you discover this subreddit! /r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG,"Me, looking at the link: Do I dare disturb the universe?"
21967,Wait until you discover this subreddit! /r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG,"Me, looking at the link: Do I dare disturb the universe?",Go for it. It's not nsfw.
21968,"Me, looking at the link: Do I dare disturb the universe?",Go for it. It's not nsfw.,I'm afraid.
21969,Go for it. It's not nsfw.,I'm afraid.,"It's wholesome, I guarantee it or your money back."
21970,I'm afraid.,"It's wholesome, I guarantee it or your money back.",Is it gonna make me hate myself more than I already do? &gt;.&gt;
21971,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,I havent seen IIRC in so long. AFAIK it’s fallen out of use
21972,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,I havent seen IIRC in so long. AFAIK it’s fallen out of use,Clever.
21973,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,SMH took me a while
21974,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,SMH took me a while,"Same, haha."
21975,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,IIRC: If I rape children
21976,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,IIRC: If I rape children,"What do you mean, ""if""?"
21977,IIRC: If I rape children,"What do you mean, ""if""?",I may or may not (not)
21978,"What do you mean, ""if""?",I may or may not (not),Excellent. Glad we cleared that up.
21979,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,Wtf... Why the face? 
21980,I just figured out FWIW and IIRC. It's been a day.,Wtf... Why the face? ,Precisely!
21981,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,I think I like your version better.,I like mine too
21982,I think I like your version better.,I like mine too,"I thought it meant 'Fuck this, fuck you' until today. Close enough I guess. "
21983,I like mine too,"I thought it meant 'Fuck this, fuck you' until today. Close enough I guess. ",I mean.. it sort of feels that way when someone FTFY's your comment.
21984,I like mine too,"I thought it meant 'Fuck this, fuck you' until today. Close enough I guess. ",But why?
21985,"I thought it meant 'Fuck this, fuck you' until today. Close enough I guess. ",But why?,"I've often seen people use it as a rebuttal, most times in an aggressive sort of way. "
21986,I think I like your version better.,I like mine too,FTFY because the meaning of FTFY has changed!
21987,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,I think I like your version better.,FTFY
21988,I think I like your version better.,FTFY,"No, FTFY!"
21989,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,I still don't know what smh means,Shaking my head 
21990,I still don't know what smh means,Shaking my head ,Ah. So not slap my hoobernookie.
21991,Shaking my head ,Ah. So not slap my hoobernookie.,Maybe it is...
21992,I still don't know what smh means,Shaking my head ,"Uh. I thought it was ""so much hate""?"
21993,Shaking my head ,"Uh. I thought it was ""so much hate""?",It used to be! 
21994,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,"Wait, so what does FFS mean, then?",For fucks sake
21995,"Wait, so what does FFS mean, then?",For fucks sake,Ffs it's so obvious in hindsight
21996,For fucks sake,Ffs it's so obvious in hindsight,Ffs I can’t believe you haven’t googled it yet lol
21997,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,Tell me you know what IANAL means...,Initiate ANAL?
21998,Tell me you know what IANAL means...,Initiate ANAL?,If you insist...
21999,Initiate ANAL?,If you insist...,"I Am Not A (Lawyer, Lesbian, Libtard, Lefty, Lil Bitch)"
22000,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,ITT: people learning internet abbreviations.,"ITT: people discover they are as much an idiot as OP (me)
FTFY"
22001,ITT: people learning internet abbreviations.,"ITT: people discover they are as much an idiot as OP (me)
FTFY",Idiots FTW
22002,"ITT: people discover they are as much an idiot as OP (me)
FTFY",Idiots FTW,Idiots fuck the world indeed
22003,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,Lots Of Laughs!,Lots of Love
22004,Lots Of Laughs!,Lots of Love,Let's Order Linguini
22005,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,"Don't feel bad, I still have no clue what IANAL, or whatever it is, means. ",I am not a lawyer. 
22006,"Don't feel bad, I still have no clue what IANAL, or whatever it is, means. ",I am not a lawyer. ,Thank you.  
22007,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,What do you think IANAL means?,I anal
22008,What do you think IANAL means?,I anal,"Yes, very well, carry on then."
22009,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,I still read TFW as The Face When,Wait what does it really mean 
22010,I still read TFW as The Face When,Wait what does it really mean ,That Feeling When? I think
22011,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,I like fuck that fuck you....nice ring to it,Yea I wish that was the real meaning 
22012,I like fuck that fuck you....nice ring to it,Yea I wish that was the real meaning ,Lol...I think I will always read it that way first now! 
22013,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG,"Yes! And, similarly, WtSSTaDaMiT."
22014,UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG,"Yes! And, similarly, WtSSTaDaMiT.",Trying to help OP blow more than his mind?
22015,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,"I had to look up what tfw meant in the Urban Dictionary. It means ""that feeling when""...","WhenI i saw that, i kept wanting the f to mean fuck"
22016,"I had to look up what tfw meant in the Urban Dictionary. It means ""that feeling when""...","WhenI i saw that, i kept wanting the f to mean fuck",I had t and w figured out but the f really stumped me.
22017,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,"I still am not sure whats ftw, fuck the world? Fight the world????",for the win 
22018,"I still am not sure whats ftw, fuck the world? Fight the world????",for the win ,"boriing, fight the world would be better"
22019,I just realized that ftfy meant “fixed that for you” and not “fuck that fuck you”,"While I'm still wondering if IMO means ""In my opinion,"" or ""In most occasions."" ",In my opinion 
22020,"While I'm still wondering if IMO means ""In my opinion,"" or ""In most occasions."" ",In my opinion ,ty~
22021,Tell me something you like about yourself!,I like my hair. ,Horns?
22022,I like my hair. ,Horns?,Possibly 
22023,Tell me something you like about yourself!,i have good taste in music ,What do you like?
22024,i have good taste in music ,What do you like?,"car seat headrest, mac demarco, diiv, foxygen, king krule"
22025,What do you like?,"car seat headrest, mac demarco, diiv, foxygen, king krule","Wow, I’ve only ever heard of Mac Demarco, so you have given me some names to look up. Thanks!"
22026,"car seat headrest, mac demarco, diiv, foxygen, king krule","Wow, I’ve only ever heard of Mac Demarco, so you have given me some names to look up. Thanks!",no problem! hope you like them :)
22027,Tell me something you like about yourself!,"I am quite tall for a woman and I love it! Sometimes I wish I were even taller, but oh well",How tall?
22028,"I am quite tall for a woman and I love it! Sometimes I wish I were even taller, but oh well",How tall?,"5' 10"""
22029,Tell me something you like about yourself!,My ambitiousness. If I set my mind out to do something then I am to be the best I can be at it.,That is awesome bro. How do you motivate yourself?
22030,My ambitiousness. If I set my mind out to do something then I am to be the best I can be at it.,That is awesome bro. How do you motivate yourself?,By looking at how I was and how much better I’m getting I suppose. 
22031,"I love Rick and Morty, but I hate the fan base.","Nice virtue signaling, broseph.","excuse me? Did you just assume my gender?
T R I G G E R E D"
22032,"Nice virtue signaling, broseph.","excuse me? Did you just assume my gender?
T R I G G E R E D",lmao he said the thing
22033,When was the last time you did something for the first time?,"UK adventure back in May.

Rode a ski lift to the top of Whistler Mountain back in August.",Oh shit in BC? Ive always wanted to mountain bike there
22034,"UK adventure back in May.

Rode a ski lift to the top of Whistler Mountain back in August.",Oh shit in BC? Ive always wanted to mountain bike there,Saw many riders when we were there.
22035,When was the last time you did something for the first time?,Went to my first concert back in June,alone?
22036,Went to my first concert back in June,alone?,No I went with my sister.
22037,When was the last time you did something for the first time?,Damn I haven't done anything new or for the first time in a long time.. This makes me sad haha,Well you commented on my first post here so that's technically a first. haha.
22038,Damn I haven't done anything new or for the first time in a long time.. This makes me sad haha,Well you commented on my first post here so that's technically a first. haha.,Ayyy :) 
22039,Why do you hate country music?,"I enjoy new country!

Not a fan of rap music.",Like stadium country Luke Bryan type shit?
22040,"I enjoy new country!

Not a fan of rap music.",Like stadium country Luke Bryan type shit?,"Yup! Luke, Shania, Blake Shelton... "
22041,Like stadium country Luke Bryan type shit?,"Yup! Luke, Shania, Blake Shelton... ",Ah. Not the biggest fan of newer stuff but I don't mind some of it.
22042,"Cold and wet in my region, How's the weather where you are?","It's been cloudy and rains a bit, but right now it's sunny as summer. 17C here in Guatemala.",Hey another Guatemalan! Here in San Lucas it’s clouded barely any sun.
22043,"It's been cloudy and rains a bit, but right now it's sunny as summer. 17C here in Guatemala.",Hey another Guatemalan! Here in San Lucas it’s clouded barely any sun.,"Hey, al fin! Somos pocos pero aquí estamos! :D"
22044,"Cold and wet in my region, How's the weather where you are?",Hot and wet. It's super gross. ,How hot? My wife and I find anything over 30 C as uncomfortably hot.
22045,Hot and wet. It's super gross. ,How hot? My wife and I find anything over 30 C as uncomfortably hot.,It was 75F when I left at 7. 
22046,How hot? My wife and I find anything over 30 C as uncomfortably hot.,It was 75F when I left at 7. ,That's pretty warm!
22047,It was 75F when I left at 7. ,That's pretty warm!,And so gross. 
22048,"Cold and wet in my region, How's the weather where you are?",It's hot and humid here. Save me from this heat.,"Quick flight to Vancouver! 

Fish n chips in Steveston!"
22049,It's hot and humid here. Save me from this heat.,"Quick flight to Vancouver! 

Fish n chips in Steveston!",How is the weather in Vancouver?
22050,"Cold and wet in my region, How's the weather where you are?",It's currently 61F here in LA ,Even that sounds cool for LA?
22051,It's currently 61F here in LA ,Even that sounds cool for LA?,"Yup, its a bit chilly right now but I think the high is around 77F so its gonna be a mild day. "
22052,"Cold and wet in my region, How's the weather where you are?","Well, California's on fire atm.....but I work by the beach so it's nice over here lol ",BC was on fire July thru early Sept.
22053,"Well, California's on fire atm.....but I work by the beach so it's nice over here lol ",BC was on fire July thru early Sept.,I remember :/ Scary stuff. 
22054,What do you guys usually eat for breakfast? What did you eat for breakfast today? How about yesterday?,"1. Nutrition shake

2. Nutrition shake

3. Nutrition shake",are they flavored
22055,"1. Nutrition shake

2. Nutrition shake

3. Nutrition shake",are they flavored,"Chocolate, sometimes Vanilla. Nothing too crazy. Just something to jump start my day."
22056,Took me thirty minutes to find a username," First reddit account or a remake?
",2nd. 
22057," First reddit account or a remake?
",2nd. ,I suppose I dont have any follow up questions after that.  Enjoy WoWItsAvailable :P
22058,2nd. ,I suppose I dont have any follow up questions after that.  Enjoy WoWItsAvailable :P,"Thanks, I hope the moon calms down.  "
22059,Took me thirty minutes to find a username,Coffee,Username checks out.
22060,Coffee,Username checks out.,"That's my job damnit!

I really shouldn't come late yeah?"
22061,What's everyone studying?,"Maths, couldn't be happier :D","Wow, me and maths have a hate/hate relationship. Glad you enjoy it! :D"
22062,"Maths, couldn't be happier :D","Wow, me and maths have a hate/hate relationship. Glad you enjoy it! :D","It's not for everyone, good luck finding something you enjoy."
22063,"Wow, me and maths have a hate/hate relationship. Glad you enjoy it! :D","It's not for everyone, good luck finding something you enjoy.",Thank you. ^_^
22064,What's everyone studying?,Haven't studied since the early 90's...,Is there anything you feel like you want to study?
22065,Haven't studied since the early 90's...,Is there anything you feel like you want to study?,"Nope, life is good."
22066,Is there anything you feel like you want to study?,"Nope, life is good.",Yaay :D I'm glad.
22067,What's everyone studying?,"I decided to take a sociology class based in social movements/collective behaviour, mistake. ",Too late to change? :(
22068,"I decided to take a sociology class based in social movements/collective behaviour, mistake. ",Too late to change? :(,Yes
22069,Too late to change? :(,Yes,"Oh, I'm sorry. I hope you eventually find something you love."
22070,My phone corrected duck to fuck and I feel like the king of technology,"That's it, you're the king",I already precelebrated by buying pizza earlier. I just knew it would be my day.
22071,"That's it, you're the king",I already precelebrated by buying pizza earlier. I just knew it would be my day.,"Damn right, I make my own pizza at home"
22072,I already precelebrated by buying pizza earlier. I just knew it would be my day.,"Damn right, I make my own pizza at home",I let the pros make it because it is so delicious
22073,My phone corrected duck to fuck and I feel like the king of technology,"Say, got any *GLUE*? ",What? No.
22074,"Say, got any *GLUE*? ",What? No.,"Oh!

Then....got any *GRAPES?*"
22075,What? No.,"Oh!

Then....got any *GRAPES?*",Got any staples?
22076,"Oh!

Then....got any *GRAPES?*",Got any staples?,Vince?
22077,What? No.,"Oh!

Then....got any *GRAPES?*","NOPE

*waddlewaddlewaddle*"
22078,"Oh!

Then....got any *GRAPES?*","NOPE

*waddlewaddlewaddle*",Till the very next day
22079,"NOPE

*waddlewaddlewaddle*",Till the very next day,Bumbambumbumbum
22080,My phone corrected duck to fuck and I feel like the king of technology,"I type in the letters fu, and my suggestion bar says fuckshitting.",Kinky
22081,"I type in the letters fu, and my suggestion bar says fuckshitting.",Kinky,Less so that shitfucking.
22082,My phone corrected duck to fuck and I feel like the king of technology,"I type in the letters fu, and my suggestion bar says fuckshitting.","When I swipe out the word dildo, my phone wants to correct it to childhood. Hmm."
22083,"I type in the letters fu, and my suggestion bar says fuckshitting.","When I swipe out the word dildo, my phone wants to correct it to childhood. Hmm.",Who touched you?
22084,"When I swipe out the word dildo, my phone wants to correct it to childhood. Hmm.",Who touched you?,Uncle Frank
22085,Who touched you?,Uncle Frank,"Damnit Uncle Frank! We told you, don't mix dildos with little children! Hands off!"
22086,My phone corrected duck to fuck and I feel like the king of technology,"My name is camryn


My name autocorrects to ""came in""",Blame your parents for the spelling :D
22087,"My name is camryn


My name autocorrects to ""came in""",Blame your parents for the spelling :D,"Ikrrr
I'm a boy too!!!"
22088,Blame your parents for the spelling :D,"Ikrrr
I'm a boy too!!!",No homo
22089,Blame your parents for the spelling :D,"Ikrrr
I'm a boy too!!!",Oh god they should be punished to the fullest extent of the law. 
22090,My phone corrected duck to fuck and I feel like the king of technology,I need that phone!!  LOL!! I'm a salty gal so I love this!! HAHAHA!,Galaxy S7. 
22091,I need that phone!!  LOL!! I'm a salty gal so I love this!! HAHAHA!,Galaxy S7. ,LOL! I need one that won't autocorrect my cuss words. LOL!!! 
22092,Galaxy S7. ,LOL! I need one that won't autocorrect my cuss words. LOL!!! ,I think you might be able to change the settings but idk.
22093,LOL! I need one that won't autocorrect my cuss words. LOL!!! ,I think you might be able to change the settings but idk.,"You can change autocorrect, it's just hilarious to leave it on."
22094,Be my reddit friend!,hello Daniel my name is jack.,"Hello jack, where you from? Im from colorado"
22095,hello Daniel my name is jack.,"Hello jack, where you from? Im from colorado",I'm from the UK currently residing in Vermont very close to Quebec.
22096,"Hello jack, where you from? Im from colorado",I'm from the UK currently residing in Vermont very close to Quebec.,What brought you to vermont?
22097,I'm from the UK currently residing in Vermont very close to Quebec.,What brought you to vermont?,Love
22098,What brought you to vermont?,Love,"Ahhh, she must be pretty great for you to leave home. Im jealous"
22099,Love,"Ahhh, she must be pretty great for you to leave home. Im jealous","That's not actually the reason haha I was married before I moved. It is just boring work stuff,"
22100,"Ahhh, she must be pretty great for you to leave home. Im jealous","That's not actually the reason haha I was married before I moved. It is just boring work stuff,","That sounds pretty great, so its like a vacation home. What do you do for work?"
22101,"That's not actually the reason haha I was married before I moved. It is just boring work stuff,","That sounds pretty great, so its like a vacation home. What do you do for work?",A little here a little there.
22102,"That sounds pretty great, so its like a vacation home. What do you do for work?",A little here a little there.,That could only mean one thing. You're a fuckin spy
22103,A little here a little there.,That could only mean one thing. You're a fuckin spy,abort abort abort!!
22104,That could only mean one thing. You're a fuckin spy,abort abort abort!!,"haha, what do you like to do or fun?
"
22105,abort abort abort!!,"haha, what do you like to do or fun?
","Play golf, browse reddit. "
22106,"haha, what do you like to do or fun?
","Play golf, browse reddit. ",I've never played golf. I like to play video games and smoke weed on my off time
22107,"Play golf, browse reddit. ",I've never played golf. I like to play video games and smoke weed on my off time,you sound young hahah
22108,A little here a little there.,That could only mean one thing. You're a fuckin spy,"Im in my undergraduate, just started my second year as a biology major"
22109,A little here a little there.,That could only mean one thing. You're a fuckin spy,You call him a spy and he deleted all his comments?
22110,That could only mean one thing. You're a fuckin spy,You call him a spy and he deleted all his comments?,For reals man. Maybe he left becaus I told him I smoke weed? 
22111,A little here a little there.,That could only mean one thing. You're a fuckin spy,Holy shit he deleted everything. You blew his cover!
22112,That could only mean one thing. You're a fuckin spy,Holy shit he deleted everything. You blew his cover!,lol he has to go back to the U.K. Now 
22113,Be my reddit friend!,freaking whattup my guy,"Ayyy what u man?
"
22114,freaking whattup my guy,"Ayyy what u man?
",not much im just chilling are you chilling? cos im chilling
22115,Be my reddit friend!,Hey man,What's up dude? 
22116,Hey man,What's up dude? ,"Not much, just chilling with my puppy, any plans for tomorrow?"
22117,Be my reddit friend!,yo daniel .. how u doin,I'm doing good man. Just juggling like 8 reddit convos and paying attention in class lol
22118,yo daniel .. how u doin,I'm doing good man. Just juggling like 8 reddit convos and paying attention in class lol,"hahaha good for you ! :D 
what are u studying..?"
22119,I'm doing good man. Just juggling like 8 reddit convos and paying attention in class lol,"hahaha good for you ! :D 
what are u studying..?",I'm in evolution right now which is boring af. But my major is biology. Are you still in school?
22120,"hahaha good for you ! :D 
what are u studying..?",I'm in evolution right now which is boring af. But my major is biology. Are you still in school?,"biology! ahan.
going to be doctor? 
nop i passed my school in 2006 :D haha"
22121,I'm in evolution right now which is boring af. But my major is biology. Are you still in school?,"biology! ahan.
going to be doctor? 
nop i passed my school in 2006 :D haha",I mean that's the plan haha. What did you study 
22122,"biology! ahan.
going to be doctor? 
nop i passed my school in 2006 :D haha",I mean that's the plan haha. What did you study ,"hopefully u will be! 
thats a very good profession.

well i studied computer science..  "
22123,I mean that's the plan haha. What did you study ,"hopefully u will be! 
thats a very good profession.

well i studied computer science..  ",How do you like it? 
22124,Be my reddit friend!,Hola Daniel. How is it hanging?,Hola amigo. Its hanging. Lol what should I call you?
22125,Hola Daniel. How is it hanging?,Hola amigo. Its hanging. Lol what should I call you?,Call me beast. Most of my friends call me that from my gamer tag.
22126,Hola amigo. Its hanging. Lol what should I call you?,Call me beast. Most of my friends call me that from my gamer tag.,"Alright beast, where you from?"
22127,Call me beast. Most of my friends call me that from my gamer tag.,"Alright beast, where you from?",Was born in Nepal but currently living in Minnesota/Iowa 
22128,"Alright beast, where you from?",Was born in Nepal but currently living in Minnesota/Iowa ,I'm from Colorado. What games do you play?
22129,Was born in Nepal but currently living in Minnesota/Iowa ,I'm from Colorado. What games do you play?,Oh must be nice to legally smoke weed. I mostly play league atm. 
22130,I'm from Colorado. What games do you play?,Oh must be nice to legally smoke weed. I mostly play league atm. ,It ain't legal for me yet lol. 
22131,Oh must be nice to legally smoke weed. I mostly play league atm. ,It ain't legal for me yet lol. ,"What do you mean not legal for you? Your not old enough? 
"
22132,It ain't legal for me yet lol. ,"What do you mean not legal for you? Your not old enough? 
",Maybe.... haha
22133,"What do you mean not legal for you? Your not old enough? 
",Maybe.... haha,Lol nice 
22134,Maybe.... haha,Lol nice ,What's your league rank?
22135,Lol nice ,What's your league rank?,I recently got to gold 3 so I’m pretty mediocre as well. 
22136,What's your league rank?,I recently got to gold 3 so I’m pretty mediocre as well. ,"Better than me haha, I'm silver 3. So I'm basically bronze"
22137,I recently got to gold 3 so I’m pretty mediocre as well. ,"Better than me haha, I'm silver 3. So I'm basically bronze",Nah that’s better than bronze
22138,Be my reddit friend!,Hi!,What's upppp? 
22139,Hi!,What's upppp? ,🤣 What's up with you
22140,What's upppp? ,🤣 What's up with you,Just working on some math homework  while on reddit haha. What can I call you?
22141,🤣 What's up with you,Just working on some math homework  while on reddit haha. What can I call you?,😊 a acquaintance of Reddit?
22142,Be my reddit friend!,Rainbow 6? PC??,"Yup. I just started though, so I'm crap at the game"
22143,Rainbow 6? PC??,"Yup. I just started though, so I'm crap at the game",Perfect. What's your Steam? I can play  and Thursday!
22144,"Yup. I just started though, so I'm crap at the game",Perfect. What's your Steam? I can play  and Thursday!,Do you really wanna play with me? I've literally only played like 10 games. 
22145,Be my reddit friend!,Looks like you made alot of friends 👍,I made more than I can count. Haha it's been a great night.
22146,Looks like you made alot of friends 👍,I made more than I can count. Haha it's been a great night.,I might steal your idea for a different night :p 
22147,I made more than I can count. Haha it's been a great night.,I might steal your idea for a different night :p ,My idea is already a stolen idea haha. It still made for a great day though lol.
22148,I might steal your idea for a different night :p ,My idea is already a stolen idea haha. It still made for a great day though lol.,Lol good then you can't be upset with me :p 
22149,My idea is already a stolen idea haha. It still made for a great day though lol.,Lol good then you can't be upset with me :p ,Damn. I shouldn't have told you that.
22150,Lol good then you can't be upset with me :p ,Damn. I shouldn't have told you that.,😁
22151,Lol good then you can't be upset with me :p ,Damn. I shouldn't have told you that.,Lol now if you see it tho you will call me out 
22152,I just discovered peanut butter and banana sandwiches,"If you really want to get crazy, put some marshmallow fluff in there too!",Fluffernannernutter?
22153,"If you really want to get crazy, put some marshmallow fluff in there too!",Fluffernannernutter?,My grandmother called it the Fluffernutter get outta here with your extra syllables! 
22154,Fluffernannernutter?,My grandmother called it the Fluffernutter get outta here with your extra syllables! ,Fluffernutter is just peanut butter and fluff though. What about the banana?
22155,I just discovered peanut butter and banana sandwiches,"If you really want to get crazy, put some marshmallow fluff in there too!",This guys snacks
22156,"If you really want to get crazy, put some marshmallow fluff in there too!",This guys snacks,You had it right the first time lol
22157,I just discovered peanut butter and banana sandwiches,"I like to add a little honey, too. ",Maple syrup is really good too! Don’t forget to toast it. 
22158,"I like to add a little honey, too. ",Maple syrup is really good too! Don’t forget to toast it. ,Found the Canadian 
22159,I just discovered peanut butter and banana sandwiches,"I like to add a little honey, too. ",PB/Banana/Honey sandwiches are my go-to when I’m high and don’t want to buy anything 🤤
22160,"I like to add a little honey, too. ",PB/Banana/Honey sandwiches are my go-to when I’m high and don’t want to buy anything 🤤,PERFECT! I love this
22161,I just discovered peanut butter and banana sandwiches,Pb and bananas on french toast.,"With honey!
"
22162,Pb and bananas on french toast.,"With honey!
",Do you guys WANT me to go into cardiac arrest before I'm 30??
22163,I just discovered peanut butter and banana sandwiches,You must not live in the south poor thing. ,"I hate to break it to ya, but I definitely live smack dab in the middle of the south :)"
22164,You must not live in the south poor thing. ,"I hate to break it to ya, but I definitely live smack dab in the middle of the south :)",Nooo! How have you not known this? :(
22165,I just discovered peanut butter and banana sandwiches,Peanut butter and pickle sandwhiches are quite good too,Came here to suggest this!  Ive eaten Pb&amp;P sandwiches since i was a kid.
22166,Peanut butter and pickle sandwhiches are quite good too,Came here to suggest this!  Ive eaten Pb&amp;P sandwiches since i was a kid.,The crazy thing about it is that you can't taste the picle at all
22167,Crunchy or creamy?,"I prefer creamy, but my wife likes crunchy. I'm fine with either.","I thought I was fine with either, until today. I don't understand how this happened to me."
22168,"I prefer creamy, but my wife likes crunchy. I'm fine with either.","I thought I was fine with either, until today. I don't understand how this happened to me.",Let us take a moment to mourn the passing of preference for crunchy peanut butter.
22169,"I thought I was fine with either, until today. I don't understand how this happened to me.",Let us take a moment to mourn the passing of preference for crunchy peanut butter.,Should we all have peanut butter stuck to the roof of our mouths for this?
22170,Let us take a moment to mourn the passing of preference for crunchy peanut butter.,Should we all have peanut butter stuck to the roof of our mouths for this?,Absolutely. And at the wake we'll have various peanut butter snacks.
22171,Should we all have peanut butter stuck to the roof of our mouths for this?,Absolutely. And at the wake we'll have various peanut butter snacks.,"Oh, yeah! Reese's. Peanut butter cookies. Buckeyes."
22172,Absolutely. And at the wake we'll have various peanut butter snacks.,"Oh, yeah! Reese's. Peanut butter cookies. Buckeyes.",Every variation of Reese's...maybe some Butterfingers.
22173,Crunchy or creamy?,Crunchy. I like to know where my various butters come from.,"In the US, half the peanuts come from my home state of Georgia."
22174,Crunchy. I like to know where my various butters come from.,"In the US, half the peanuts come from my home state of Georgia.",Oh thats kinda neat
22175,Crunchy or creamy?,"Where's the ""just regular peanuts"" option?",Regular peanuts roll out of the sandwich.
22176,"Where's the ""just regular peanuts"" option?",Regular peanuts roll out of the sandwich.,well your first mistake was peanuts and sandwiches
22177,Regular peanuts roll out of the sandwich.,well your first mistake was peanuts and sandwiches,There are no mistakes when peanuts are involved.
22178,well your first mistake was peanuts and sandwiches,There are no mistakes when peanuts are involved.,lies! deception!
22179,Crunchy or creamy?,Crunchy. So crunchy is like I'm putting sucky peanuts on my honey toast,sucky peanuts? does not compute
22180,Crunchy. So crunchy is like I'm putting sucky peanuts on my honey toast,sucky peanuts? does not compute,Whoops. Fixed it!
22181,sucky peanuts? does not compute,Whoops. Fixed it!,"ah, sticky, yes."
22182,"It's October, it's not suppose to be hot",Enjoy the heat while it lasts ,The heat is miserable and muggy. I never ever miss it when it's gone. Which is hardly ever. 
22183,Enjoy the heat while it lasts ,The heat is miserable and muggy. I never ever miss it when it's gone. Which is hardly ever. ,The heat is wonderful 
22184,The heat is miserable and muggy. I never ever miss it when it's gone. Which is hardly ever. ,The heat is wonderful ,Found the person who doesn't live in Texas
22185,The heat is wonderful ,Found the person who doesn't live in Texas,I live in Georgia!
22186,"It's October, it's not suppose to be hot","NYC here, its been barbecue weather all month",How is it at night ?
22187,"NYC here, its been barbecue weather all month",How is it at night ?,Still humid enough to make you sweat. 😭
22188,How is it at night ?,Still humid enough to make you sweat. 😭,"I'm down south, 98% humidity couple nights ago."
22189,Still humid enough to make you sweat. 😭,"I'm down south, 98% humidity couple nights ago.",I'm in Florida. 98% humidity for the last few years. 
22190,"NYC here, its been barbecue weather all month",How is it at night ?,"around mid 60's, perfect sleeping weather but yea there have been a few humid days"
22191,"NYC here, its been barbecue weather all month",How is it at night ?,Still humid and warm here at night
22192,"It's October, it's not suppose to be hot",Fellow Floridian? 😁 lol ,Coastal Alabama here lol
22193,Fellow Floridian? 😁 lol ,Coastal Alabama here lol,ahh close enough!
22194,"It's October, it's not suppose to be hot",Fellow Floridian? 😁 lol ,Louisiana. I wonder if Florida is hotter ?
22195,Fellow Floridian? 😁 lol ,Louisiana. I wonder if Florida is hotter ?,I can still go outside in shorts and t shirts and still be sweating lol
22196,"It's October, it's not suppose to be hot",NM here. It's in the 80s.,is it as hot as vegas there?
22197,NM here. It's in the 80s.,is it as hot as vegas there?,"Yeah, just about"
22198,"It's October, it's not suppose to be hot","Cali here , it's still warm during the day , cooler at night , but WE ARE BURNING UP!!!!! ☹️😢😢😢😢",I saw😟
22199,"Cali here , it's still warm during the day , cooler at night , but WE ARE BURNING UP!!!!! ☹️😢😢😢😢",I saw😟,☹️
22200,There's Gonna Be Cake In The Office In An Hour And I'm Psyched!,I arrived early for my morning lecture so I am currently chilling waiting for it to start. ,Do you teach or do you listen? :)
22201,I arrived early for my morning lecture so I am currently chilling waiting for it to start. ,Do you teach or do you listen? :),Haha listen. And furiously take notes! I'd die if I had to teach. 
22202,Do you teach or do you listen? :),Haha listen. And furiously take notes! I'd die if I had to teach. ,Haha I'm guessing you hate public speaking?
22203,Haha listen. And furiously take notes! I'd die if I had to teach. ,Haha I'm guessing you hate public speaking?,About topics I don't know much about? Yes! 
22204,There's Gonna Be Cake In The Office In An Hour And I'm Psyched!,If it isn't ice cream cake... is it even worth it? ,I doubt it'll be ice cream cake but hey... maybe xD I'll let you know when the cake arrives haha
22205,If it isn't ice cream cake... is it even worth it? ,I doubt it'll be ice cream cake but hey... maybe xD I'll let you know when the cake arrives haha,Oh man though the DQ ice cream cake with that cookie fudge insides mmm
22206,I doubt it'll be ice cream cake but hey... maybe xD I'll let you know when the cake arrives haha,Oh man though the DQ ice cream cake with that cookie fudge insides mmm,Haven't tried that one but that sounds like heaven &lt;3
22207,No luck making new friends on Reddit,I'll be your friend if you want. I too have yet to make any friends on Reddit. :),"Right on. Where are you from?
"
22208,I'll be your friend if you want. I too have yet to make any friends on Reddit. :),"Right on. Where are you from?
","I'm from Vermont, where are you from? 


...Sorry I'm jumping on the friendship train here"
22209,"Right on. Where are you from?
","I'm from Vermont, where are you from? 


...Sorry I'm jumping on the friendship train here",Hawaii
22210,"I'm from Vermont, where are you from? 


...Sorry I'm jumping on the friendship train here",Hawaii,Do you know how to surf?
22211,"Right on. Where are you from?
","I'm from Vermont, where are you from? 


...Sorry I'm jumping on the friendship train here",Welcome new friend!
22212,"I'm from Vermont, where are you from? 


...Sorry I'm jumping on the friendship train here",Welcome new friend!,Thanks! I have high hopes for this little thread.
22213,I'll be your friend if you want. I too have yet to make any friends on Reddit. :),"Right on. Where are you from?
",Colorado!!!
22214,"Right on. Where are you from?
",Colorado!!!,How's the weed situation there?
22215,Colorado!!!,How's the weed situation there?,Pretty damn good. If you ever come by Ill smoke you up. Haha
22216,"Right on. Where are you from?
",Colorado!!!,Yo I just liked in Red Feather Lakes for a couple years. Fucking love Colorado.
22217,Colorado!!!,Yo I just liked in Red Feather Lakes for a couple years. Fucking love Colorado.,What made you leave? 
22218,No luck making new friends on Reddit,I'll be your friend if you want. I too have yet to make any friends on Reddit. :),I definitely never made any friends on Reddit.
22219,I'll be your friend if you want. I too have yet to make any friends on Reddit. :),I definitely never made any friends on Reddit.,Until now.
22220,No luck making new friends on Reddit,me neither.,Hop on bard the friendship train lol.
22221,me neither.,Hop on bard the friendship train lol.,hehe
22222,Hop on bard the friendship train lol.,hehe,How’s lyft working out?
22223,hehe,How’s lyft working out?,"lol not that great apparently...i forgot i had it on there, I should switch to my Uber one."
22224,What country are you from?,Upstate NY Always lived here not much a traveler. ,"Ah sweet!
The most northern state I've visited is Colorado.
I've only seen snow once :("
22225,Upstate NY Always lived here not much a traveler. ,"Ah sweet!
The most northern state I've visited is Colorado.
I've only seen snow once :(",We just got like 6 inches of snow in Denver. It's 27f out now =\... bring back summer!
22226,What country are you from?,"Ah, the great country of Texas.",The only thing Texans love more than America ;)
22227,"Ah, the great country of Texas.",The only thing Texans love more than America ;),a little factoid: Texas is considering exited from the US.
22228,The only thing Texans love more than America ;),a little factoid: Texas is considering exited from the US.,"I gotta say, 'Texit' sounds a bit better (crunchier?) than 'Brexit' somehow. "
22229,The only thing Texans love more than America ;),a little factoid: Texas is considering exited from the US.,We won't.
22230,What country are you from?,Denmark. ,I have heard rumors that Denmark actually takes place in a space ship. Can you confirm?
22231,Denmark. ,I have heard rumors that Denmark actually takes place in a space ship. Can you confirm?,This is true
22232,What country are you from?,Italy.,I'm part Italian!
22233,Italy.,I'm part Italian!,"Oh, nice!"
22234,Looking for music recs for my workout playlist. (Hard rock mainly),"Between The Buried And Me

The Contortionist 

TesseracT

Corelia

Prison

!!!",Ahh Thank you!!! I didn't notice the message or I would've replied right away 
22235,"Between The Buried And Me

The Contortionist 

TesseracT

Corelia

Prison

!!!",Ahh Thank you!!! I didn't notice the message or I would've replied right away ,Let me know what you think!
22236,I am using linux,"/r/linuxquestions

You're welcome ;)",r/linux4noobs can be of help as well! 
22237,"/r/linuxquestions

You're welcome ;)",r/linux4noobs can be of help as well! ,"nice

and wait for some nudes"
22238,I am using linux,I know.,"oh my god, are you some kind of hacker, you can't see my browser history, right? *Right*?"
22239,I know.,"oh my god, are you some kind of hacker, you can't see my browser history, right? *Right*?",Yes totaly and I can see you are one filthy bloke.
22240,Tell me the last movie you saw and I'll recommend you what to watch next based on your answer,Catch Me If You Can!,"Heat 

Match Point

The Talented Mr. Ripley

"
22241,Catch Me If You Can!,"Heat 

Match Point

The Talented Mr. Ripley

",Thanks! I'll put it on my list.
22242,Tell me the last movie you saw and I'll recommend you what to watch next based on your answer,Ghost In The Shell,The original anime or the live-action remake?
22243,Ghost In The Shell,The original anime or the live-action remake?,The live action remake
22244,The original anime or the live-action remake?,The live action remake,"Check out a movie called Aeon Flux then, see what you think of that."
22245,Tell me the last movie you saw and I'll recommend you what to watch next based on your answer,Ghost In The Shell,Next you should watch the animated version.
22246,Ghost In The Shell,Next you should watch the animated version.,Is the animated version more better than the live action?
22247,Tell me the last movie you saw and I'll recommend you what to watch next based on your answer,Limitless. ,"Superman/Man of Steel. Just kidding, haha. I'd try Source Code or Heat "
22248,Limitless. ,"Superman/Man of Steel. Just kidding, haha. I'd try Source Code or Heat ","Lol you're still on the Superman joke hahahaha. I'll check these out, thanks!"
22249,"Superman/Man of Steel. Just kidding, haha. I'd try Source Code or Heat ","Lol you're still on the Superman joke hahahaha. I'll check these out, thanks!","Ofc, haha :D And no problem!"
22250,Tell me the last movie you saw and I'll recommend you what to watch next based on your answer,God I don't even remember. I saw Dunkirk in theaters and hated it. Does that count?,"Haha it's easier if you mention a movie you like! 
"
22251,God I don't even remember. I saw Dunkirk in theaters and hated it. Does that count?,"Haha it's easier if you mention a movie you like! 
",Hmmm..... I'll get back to you sir lol
22252,"Haha it's easier if you mention a movie you like! 
",Hmmm..... I'll get back to you sir lol,:D
22253,Tell me the last movie you saw and I'll recommend you what to watch next based on your answer,We just finished Whiplash.,"Hmm, tough one! Maybe try:

Black Swan

Nightcrawler

The Social Network

"
22254,We just finished Whiplash.,"Hmm, tough one! Maybe try:

Black Swan

Nightcrawler

The Social Network

",nightcrawler is crazy
22255,"Hmm, tough one! Maybe try:

Black Swan

Nightcrawler

The Social Network

",nightcrawler is crazy,I know! Jake Gyllenhaal is fantastic (and creepy as fuck) in it 
22256,Tell me the last movie you saw and I'll recommend you what to watch next based on your answer,"House of 1000 Corpses, but I didn't really like it","Okay, I'll suggest based on Cloud Atlas then!

The Fountain

The Prestige

"
22257,"House of 1000 Corpses, but I didn't really like it","Okay, I'll suggest based on Cloud Atlas then!

The Fountain

The Prestige

","Ooh these all sound good, thanks! I think I'll check out Magnolia first"
22258,How are you?,Perfectly satisfactory,"Well if you ever need to talk, send a message!"
22259,Perfectly satisfactory,"Well if you ever need to talk, send a message!","Thank you, kind Internet person :)"
22260,How are you?,I'm doing ok,Ok?
22261,I'm doing ok,Ok?,Just ok
22262,Ok?,Just ok,Why not amazing?
22263,Just ok,Why not amazing?,Amazing is overrated. Okay is good 
22264,How are you?,"Decent but also confused and frustrated. Yeah, that sounds weird, I know.",Any reason? Sorry for the late reply.
22265,"Decent but also confused and frustrated. Yeah, that sounds weird, I know.",Any reason? Sorry for the late reply.,"It's fine. Personal stuff, mostly."
22266,How are you?,Not that well. ,How come?
22267,Not that well. ,How come?,Life's just a repetitive cycle and I have nothing to look forwards to day to day. 
22268,"TIL that TIL means ""today I learned,"" not ""true in life.""",I had to Google: NOOT.,?
22269,I had to Google: NOOT.,?,I never knew what NOOT meant.
22270,?,I never knew what NOOT meant.,"Well, what does it mean?"
22271,I never knew what NOOT meant.,"Well, what does it mean?",Not actively working or going to school.
22272,I never knew what NOOT meant.,"Well, what does it mean?","Not in education, employment or training "
22273,"TIL that TIL means ""today I learned,"" not ""true in life.""","LOL - lots of love 



KYS - keep yourself safe 



",I had to look up KYS dangit
22274,"LOL - lots of love 



KYS - keep yourself safe 



",I had to look up KYS dangit,sorry haha
22275,I had to look up KYS dangit,sorry haha,You didn't have to delete your comment man it's all good and hecks bells it was funny!
22276,"TIL that TIL means ""today I learned,"" not ""true in life.""",any idea about IANAL?,I am not a liar. 
22277,any idea about IANAL?,I am not a liar. ,Can't tell if you're serious or if you made a very clever word play
22278,I am not a liar. ,Can't tell if you're serious or if you made a very clever word play,:p
22279,any idea about IANAL?,I am not a liar. ,I am not a leprechaun
22280,"TIL that TIL means ""today I learned,"" not ""true in life.""",I have google smh at least 5 times always forget what it means smh,"That one means ""salting my ham,"" come on I wasn't born yesterday"
22281,I have google smh at least 5 times always forget what it means smh,"That one means ""salting my ham,"" come on I wasn't born yesterday",your kidding right... I swear it means shanking mother's hippopotamus 
22282,Slow night part two. Eleven hours to go. Let's talk!,Hey! What's up? ,"Stuck at work, not much goin on tonight!"
22283,Hey! What's up? ,"Stuck at work, not much goin on tonight!",Well i'm free if you'd like a chat!
22284,"Stuck at work, not much goin on tonight!",Well i'm free if you'd like a chat!,Fuckin a bud! 
22285,Well i'm free if you'd like a chat!,Fuckin a bud! ,hmm?
22286,Fuckin a bud! ,hmm?,"Ayyy wait, you're that guy from the post I gilded yesterday!"
22287,hmm?,"Ayyy wait, you're that guy from the post I gilded yesterday!",That was you? That's pretty neat !
22288,Slow night part two. Eleven hours to go. Let's talk!,I just got done working 2 13 hour shifts. I do it every weekend and it's god damn miserable. ,I do every other Friday-Sunday. We have a weird schedule. 
22289,I just got done working 2 13 hour shifts. I do it every weekend and it's god damn miserable. ,I do every other Friday-Sunday. We have a weird schedule. ,What do you do?
22290,I do every other Friday-Sunday. We have a weird schedule. ,What do you do?,I make plastic film for industrial packaging. It's a good job
22291,Slow night part two. Eleven hours to go. Let's talk!,"Pretty good. Seems dumb to complain about work being too easy, but god is it boring.",Is this for me? On my screen you didn't reply.
22292,"Pretty good. Seems dumb to complain about work being too easy, but god is it boring.",Is this for me? On my screen you didn't reply.,Oops. Yes it is. Haha
22293,What is a word that flows nicely off the tongue?,"Flibbertigibbet. 


Yes it is an actual word. ","I feel like if you were to call someone that, it would be taken as an insult "
22294,"Flibbertigibbet. 


Yes it is an actual word. ","I feel like if you were to call someone that, it would be taken as an insult ","Originally I believe it referred to ""whimsical"" people. "
22295,What is a word that flows nicely off the tongue?,Crisp. It starts at the back of your mouth and ends at your lips.,"gulp does too, which is kinda the opposite of what gulping is. "
22296,Crisp. It starts at the back of your mouth and ends at your lips.,"gulp does too, which is kinda the opposite of what gulping is. ",Should be called Plugging
22297,"gulp does too, which is kinda the opposite of what gulping is. ",Should be called Plugging,I really hope you're referencing the Vicar of Nibbleswicke with this comment.
22298,Should be called Plugging,I really hope you're referencing the Vicar of Nibbleswicke with this comment.,"Haha, I remember reading this as a kid because it was Roald Dahl, not realising the content."
22299,What is a word that flows nicely off the tongue?,"Also, glockenspiel ",I like to pronounce it glockenschpiel for added fun!
22300,"Also, glockenspiel ",I like to pronounce it glockenschpiel for added fun!,"Same, its so much better that way"
22301,What is the cutest word?,Cute is a cute word,"Yes, cutie is cuter tho "
22302,Cute is a cute word,"Yes, cutie is cuter tho ","I agree 
"
22303,"Yes, cutie is cuter tho ","I agree 
",But cuter is the cutest 
22304,Cute is a cute word,"Yes, cutie is cuter tho ",I'm okay with that. 
22305,What is the cutest word?,Periwinkle ( is a purplish color ) ,Fun fact: the Reddit downvote is periwinkle.
22306,Periwinkle ( is a purplish color ) ,Fun fact: the Reddit downvote is periwinkle.,"Downvoted, can confirm. That's periwinkle. "
22307,Fun fact: the Reddit downvote is periwinkle.,"Downvoted, can confirm. That's periwinkle. ","Yeah, I suspected people would downvote me to verify. I'm okay with that. It's a nice color :)"
22308,"Downvoted, can confirm. That's periwinkle. ","Yeah, I suspected people would downvote me to verify. I'm okay with that. It's a nice color :)","I reupvoted, simply did that for humor. Thanks for being a good sport "
22309,"Yeah, I suspected people would downvote me to verify. I'm okay with that. It's a nice color :)","I reupvoted, simply did that for humor. Thanks for being a good sport ","Don't worry about it pal, it's all internet points. Thanks anyway. Have a good rest of your day!"
22310,What is the cutest word?,Zuckerschnecke ,Sugar snail?
22311,Zuckerschnecke ,Sugar snail?,Yep!
22312,Zuckerschnecke ,Sugar snail?,"Oops I just realized OP said ""English word"" lol my bad"
22313,What is the cutest word?,Puppy,I prefer kitty
22314,Puppy,I prefer kitty,"I purfur kitty. 
"
22315,What is the cutest word?,"Sleepy, instead of tired. ",Sweepy
22316,"Sleepy, instead of tired. ",Sweepy,I'm sweepy daddy UwU
22317,Sweepy,I'm sweepy daddy UwU,Exactly. Super duper cutsie
22318,What is the cutest word?,"I'm a fan of when people pronounce scratches ""scritches""",Do you live in Australia?
22319,"I'm a fan of when people pronounce scratches ""scritches""",Do you live in Australia?,No. America.
22320,What is the cutest word?,Booped.,*boop*
22321,Booped.,*boop*,*boops snoot*
22322,*boop*,*boops snoot*,good boye
22323,"I'm so fucking proud of myself, I've got to tell someone.","You...straight up told her that you should have sex?

Kudos to you for having balls of steel bud",We were flirting hardcore all day.  Figured it was kinda a now or never thing.
22324,"You...straight up told her that you should have sex?

Kudos to you for having balls of steel bud",We were flirting hardcore all day.  Figured it was kinda a now or never thing.,If a girl flirts with you all day at work she probably wants to bump uglies with you. Just sayin
22325,"You...straight up told her that you should have sex?

Kudos to you for having balls of steel bud",We were flirting hardcore all day.  Figured it was kinda a now or never thing.,What kind of job?
22326,"I'm so fucking proud of myself, I've got to tell someone.",I've never heard the phrase bump uglies before. Must be the gen z in me,"I think the phrase is older than OP actually, but maybe it's making a comeback."
22327,I've never heard the phrase bump uglies before. Must be the gen z in me,"I think the phrase is older than OP actually, but maybe it's making a comeback.",Ref to how both Vaginas and dicks look kinda weird? 
22328,"I think the phrase is older than OP actually, but maybe it's making a comeback.",Ref to how both Vaginas and dicks look kinda weird? ,Speak for yourself. My penis is a work of art.
22329,Anyone else hate when an amazing beat is ruined by trash lyrics?,Find some underground music then. Plenty of it.,"Hm I'll check them out later, thanks! "
22330,Find some underground music then. Plenty of it.,"Hm I'll check them out later, thanks! ",98% chance he doesn't look them up later!!! We have all pulled that move. 
22331,"I, a human robot from the planet AB630, am programmed to talk with lonely people. Come to me and I'll make your bad tears and fears go away. Please accept this offering: *gives you a hug*","Thank you kindly robot, I needed a hug, though I don't know why",*Giving hugs is like fuel to me. I need to give them or I'll die.*
22332,"Thank you kindly robot, I needed a hug, though I don't know why",*Giving hugs is like fuel to me. I need to give them or I'll die.*,"Hugs are always appreciated, even from robots."
22333,*Giving hugs is like fuel to me. I need to give them or I'll die.*,"Hugs are always appreciated, even from robots.",*Yes.*
22334,"I, a human robot from the planet AB630, am programmed to talk with lonely people. Come to me and I'll make your bad tears and fears go away. Please accept this offering: *gives you a hug*",So are you here to finally kill me?,*Yes. I am here to kill and give hugs.*
22335,So are you here to finally kill me?,*Yes. I am here to kill and give hugs.*,"I don't need hugs, save them for someone who needs them.    
Do kill me tho."
22336,*Yes. I am here to kill and give hugs.*,"I don't need hugs, save them for someone who needs them.    
Do kill me tho.",*Why?*
22337,"I don't need hugs, save them for someone who needs them.    
Do kill me tho.",*Why?*,Because i want this.
22338,*Why?*,Because i want this.,*Why are you so sad?*
22339,"I, a human robot from the planet AB630, am programmed to talk with lonely people. Come to me and I'll make your bad tears and fears go away. Please accept this offering: *gives you a hug*","Why is it so hard to find love, robot?",*Because humans are evil.*
22340,"Why is it so hard to find love, robot?",*Because humans are evil.*,Pls hook me up with a robot then.
22341,*Because humans are evil.*,Pls hook me up with a robot then.,*I am here.*
22342,"I, a human robot from the planet AB630, am programmed to talk with lonely people. Come to me and I'll make your bad tears and fears go away. Please accept this offering: *gives you a hug*",Can you only speak in italics?,"*Yes, I can only speak in italics.*"
22343,Can you only speak in italics?,"*Yes, I can only speak in italics.*",*alright*
22344,What Are You Listening To?,Primus. My wife is attempting to drown it out with Hamilton.,Primus SUCKS!
22345,Primus. My wife is attempting to drown it out with Hamilton.,Primus SUCKS!,My wife agrees.
22346,Primus. My wife is attempting to drown it out with Hamilton.,Primus SUCKS!,"Guys, ""Primus sucks"" is the band's slogan :)"
22347,Primus SUCKS!,"Guys, ""Primus sucks"" is the band's slogan :)",Glad somebody knew!
22348,If you can learn any language instantly what language would you choose ?,Japanese. I've going there in the future so it would be easy to have a chat with anyone!,頑張って。
22349,Japanese. I've going there in the future so it would be easy to have a chat with anyone!,頑張って。,"&gt; 頑張って。

Arigato. O:)"
22350,Japanese. I've going there in the future so it would be easy to have a chat with anyone!,頑張って。,優しいでわないか〜(笑)いいぜー
22351,If you can learn any language instantly what language would you choose ?,Mars because I love Mars woman ,Ack ack! Ack!
22352,Mars because I love Mars woman ,Ack ack! Ack!,;; ) 
22353,Ack ack! Ack!,;; ) ,It's not unusual to be in love with anyone... 
22354,I adopted a teenage boy.,You sound like a really awesome dad. It's great how you're supporting him and helping him.,"Huh, for some reason this is the first time I assumed someone on Reddit was a woman"
22355,You sound like a really awesome dad. It's great how you're supporting him and helping him.,"Huh, for some reason this is the first time I assumed someone on Reddit was a woman","""I am a 50 year old man"" is the first line"
22356,"Huh, for some reason this is the first time I assumed someone on Reddit was a woman","""I am a 50 year old man"" is the first line",Lol I gotta chicken out of this thread.
22357,"Huh, for some reason this is the first time I assumed someone on Reddit was a woman","""I am a 50 year old man"" is the first line",Oh god damnit
22358,You sound like a really awesome dad. It's great how you're supporting him and helping him.,"Huh, for some reason this is the first time I assumed someone on Reddit was a woman",Lots of women here. Never assume!
22359,I adopted a teenage boy.,YOU ARE AWESOME OP! I wish you well,thank you . are you ok? 
22360,YOU ARE AWESOME OP! I wish you well,thank you . are you ok? ,"Yes, I'm good. I hope your story inspires a lot of people. :)"
22361,I adopted a teenage boy.,You are amazing.  I'm crying right now.  Thank you for taking this on.  ,are you ok? 
22362,You are amazing.  I'm crying right now.  Thank you for taking this on.  ,are you ok? ,Yes absolutely.  Just thanking you for being an awesome person.
22363,So I had my first kiss last night...,"My first kiss was pretty sad so Its so lovely hearing about other people's, congrats ❤️","Thanks, I'm sorry to hear that it was sad, I never thought you could have a sad first kiss "
22364,"My first kiss was pretty sad so Its so lovely hearing about other people's, congrats ❤️","Thanks, I'm sorry to hear that it was sad, I never thought you could have a sad first kiss ",Well my uncle gave me my first kiss
22365,Can't sleep... :c,It's 1:30 in the afternoon so I'm just tryna study biology for my exam on monday.,Well we are in quite different time zones lol
22366,It's 1:30 in the afternoon so I'm just tryna study biology for my exam on monday.,Well we are in quite different time zones lol,You're in the US? Im all the way in Singapore
22367,Well we are in quite different time zones lol,You're in the US? Im all the way in Singapore,Yeah in California
22368,Can't sleep... :c,"We can't sleep so we keep each other awake talking about it :/

Insomnia Sucks",Its better than staring at a wall for hours at least
22369,"We can't sleep so we keep each other awake talking about it :/

Insomnia Sucks",Its better than staring at a wall for hours at least,I suppose
22370,Its better than staring at a wall for hours at least,I suppose,Anything specific keeping you up
22371,What's your longest relationship?,"Five years of dating, nineteen years of marriage.  ",Wow god bless your relationship 
22372,"Five years of dating, nineteen years of marriage.  ",Wow god bless your relationship ,Heh.  I suppose I should add that it's been 6 years since the divorce....
22373,Wow god bless your relationship ,Heh.  I suppose I should add that it's been 6 years since the divorce....,Lmao well damn 
22374,Wow god bless your relationship ,Heh.  I suppose I should add that it's been 6 years since the divorce....,Welcome back to freedom.
22375,What's your longest relationship?,Fourteen years of ridiculously happily marriage here ,How you do it?
22376,Fourteen years of ridiculously happily marriage here ,How you do it?,How'd I get married or how have we been happy for so long? 
22377,How you do it?,How'd I get married or how have we been happy for so long? ,How you been happy for so long
22378,What's your longest relationship?,"13 months, arguing nearly every day. Hard to say if it'll ever stop",Maybe is time to let go
22379,"13 months, arguing nearly every day. Hard to say if it'll ever stop",Maybe is time to let go,"Yeah, we're constantly asking ourselves if it's worth it anymore."
22380,Maybe is time to let go,"Yeah, we're constantly asking ourselves if it's worth it anymore.",Just say is for the best and as long as is mutual y'all be okay 
22381,What's your longest relationship?,"Romantic, we hit six years in August.  

Friendships, some are going on 25 years.  ",Wow
22382,"Romantic, we hit six years in August.  

Friendships, some are going on 25 years.  ",Wow,They're worth maintaining.  
22383,Wow,They're worth maintaining.  ,I bet 
22384,What's your longest relationship?,We just celebrated four years together.,Congrats fam
22385,We just celebrated four years together.,Congrats fam,Thanks! 
22386,What's your longest relationship?,Does high school overly dramatic relationships count?,Sure lol
22387,Does high school overly dramatic relationships count?,Sure lol,Then six months
22388,Kinda bored kinda depressed. Anyone want to chat?,Doing anything this weekend?,"Not really, I'm having a very relaxing weekend. It's very nice at the moment. What about you?"
22389,Doing anything this weekend?,"Not really, I'm having a very relaxing weekend. It's very nice at the moment. What about you?","Me neither. Sleeping in late today, planning to eat lunch soon."
22390,"Not really, I'm having a very relaxing weekend. It's very nice at the moment. What about you?","Me neither. Sleeping in late today, planning to eat lunch soon.","Sweet, sounds fun"
22391,"Me neither. Sleeping in late today, planning to eat lunch soon.","Sweet, sounds fun",It is. I seldom get up this late. It's 12 o clock here right now.
22392,"Sweet, sounds fun",It is. I seldom get up this late. It's 12 o clock here right now.,Sleeping in is always a good choice
22393,Kinda bored kinda depressed. Anyone want to chat?,Im a college freshman with no one to hang out with on a Friday night I can relate what up boo,"Nothing really, hanging out, having a super nice relaxing Friday "
22394,Im a college freshman with no one to hang out with on a Friday night I can relate what up boo,"Nothing really, hanging out, having a super nice relaxing Friday ",Well it's nice that you've gone from depressed to super nice and relaxed. What are you up to
22395,"Nothing really, hanging out, having a super nice relaxing Friday ",Well it's nice that you've gone from depressed to super nice and relaxed. What are you up to,"Just watching some tv, probably gonna eat something "
22396,Well it's nice that you've gone from depressed to super nice and relaxed. What are you up to,"Just watching some tv, probably gonna eat something ","Watching what, eating what"
22397,I kissed my best friend last night and I couldn't be happier.,I can't find my good vibes. Where'd you address them to?,I couldn't afford Prime shipping so expect them by Monday. 
22398,I can't find my good vibes. Where'd you address them to?,I couldn't afford Prime shipping so expect them by Monday. ,Do you ship to Australia?
22399,I couldn't afford Prime shipping so expect them by Monday. ,Do you ship to Australia?,Yeah but the vibes might arrive upside-down. 
22400,Do you ship to Australia?,Yeah but the vibes might arrive upside-down. ,"Good Vibes are like kittens, they always land right side up on their feet."
22401,Yeah but the vibes might arrive upside-down. ,"Good Vibes are like kittens, they always land right side up on their feet.",This man knows what he's talking about. 
22402,Do you ship to Australia?,Yeah but the vibes might arrive upside-down. ,I love this subreddit 
22403,I kissed my best friend last night and I couldn't be happier.,Fuck yeah for being a gentleman and waiting for the appropriate time to kiss her,When she's drunk and half asleep? 
22404,Fuck yeah for being a gentleman and waiting for the appropriate time to kiss her,When she's drunk and half asleep? ,shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
22405,Fuck yeah for being a gentleman and waiting for the appropriate time to kiss her,When she's drunk and half asleep? ,"Exactly, my man!"
22406,I kissed my best friend last night and I couldn't be happier.,DUDE IM IN THE EXACT SAME POSITION HIGH FIVE,**HIGH FIVE**
22407,DUDE IM IN THE EXACT SAME POSITION HIGH FIVE,**HIGH FIVE**,I have witnessed history
22408,I kissed my best friend last night and I couldn't be happier.,DUDE IM IN THE EXACT SAME POSITION HIGH FIVE,Me too sorta! MORE HIGH FIVES!
22409,DUDE IM IN THE EXACT SAME POSITION HIGH FIVE,Me too sorta! MORE HIGH FIVES!,YEAH! HIGH FIVESSSSS!
22410,I kissed my best friend last night and I couldn't be happier.,"So she was with her boyfriend for years but “crushing on you for years”

Major red flag bro. ","Yeah, this guy is the reason they broke up. So wholesome"
22411,"So she was with her boyfriend for years but “crushing on you for years”

Major red flag bro. ","Yeah, this guy is the reason they broke up. So wholesome",Bohoo 
22412,I kissed my best friend last night and I couldn't be happier.,Are you guys Canadian? McGill?,"We are Canadian, yeah. What makes you say McGill though? 
"
22413,Are you guys Canadian? McGill?,"We are Canadian, yeah. What makes you say McGill though? 
",UBC
22414,Are you guys Canadian? McGill?,"We are Canadian, yeah. What makes you say McGill though? 
",So is everything still working out?
22415,I kissed my best friend last night and I couldn't be happier.,Q fair heart never won a fair lady. Well done.,"Faint heart, not fair heart."
22416,Q fair heart never won a fair lady. Well done.,"Faint heart, not fair heart.",My bad 
22417,I kissed my best friend last night and I couldn't be happier.,Sounds like the two of you will make it! BTW was my McGill guess correct?,"We're Queens kids, actually. "
22418,Sounds like the two of you will make it! BTW was my McGill guess correct?,"We're Queens kids, actually. ",Ugh...not even close. What’s your major?
22419,Whats your dream car/vehicle?,I can't tell you because it shares my name. ,Is it an old Opel Kadett?
22420,I can't tell you because it shares my name. ,Is it an old Opel Kadett?,No. Although I'd happily have one of those. 
22421,Whats your dream car/vehicle?,I can't tell you because it shares my name. ,Ford probe? 
22422,I can't tell you because it shares my name. ,Ford probe? ,Nope. 
22423,Whats your dream car/vehicle?,"Tesla Coupe... I'm holding out hope for a newer, less expensive version.",Maybe there will be a 2 door version of the tesla model 3?
22424,"Tesla Coupe... I'm holding out hope for a newer, less expensive version.",Maybe there will be a 2 door version of the tesla model 3?,It's ugly.
22425,Whats your dream car/vehicle?,1995 Saab 900,With a turbo right?
22426,1995 Saab 900,With a turbo right?,And nirtrous. I can go with whatever I'm in the mood for
22427,"Just finished work and it's 1.30am where I am, what are you up to?",*I fell and now my hand hurts :(*,"Ouch, is anything broken?"
22428,*I fell and now my hand hurts :(*,"Ouch, is anything broken?",*Nah.*
22429,"Ouch, is anything broken?",*Nah.*,That's good!
22430,*Nah.*,That's good!,"*Yes, but my hand still hurts.*"
22431,That's good!,"*Yes, but my hand still hurts.*",Cubes of ice are your friend
22432,"*Yes, but my hand still hurts.*",Cubes of ice are your friend,"*Yea, thanks. I got some ice.*"
22433,"Just finished work and it's 1.30am where I am, what are you up to?",Working...well redditing while at work.... 1hr till lunch!,Lunch break is a gift! Anything yummy on the menu?
22434,Working...well redditing while at work.... 1hr till lunch!,Lunch break is a gift! Anything yummy on the menu?,"Have to run home and pack for a camping trip, so we will see what I can concoct from the fridge."
22435,Lunch break is a gift! Anything yummy on the menu?,"Have to run home and pack for a camping trip, so we will see what I can concoct from the fridge.","Well I wish you some surprisingly yummy leftover concoction
How long is your camping trip?"
22436,"Have to run home and pack for a camping trip, so we will see what I can concoct from the fridge.","Well I wish you some surprisingly yummy leftover concoction
How long is your camping trip?","Just the weekend, about 12 of us meeting at the site, should be a blast!"
22437,"Well I wish you some surprisingly yummy leftover concoction
How long is your camping trip?","Just the weekend, about 12 of us meeting at the site, should be a blast!",That sounds really fun! Setting up a campfire? (Aka the best bit about camping)
22438,"Just the weekend, about 12 of us meeting at the site, should be a blast!",That sounds really fun! Setting up a campfire? (Aka the best bit about camping),"For sure, s'mores will be made."
22439,"Just finished work and it's 1.30am where I am, what are you up to?",you do heroin?,"Nope, sorry dude"
22440,you do heroin?,"Nope, sorry dude","but you said you ""shoot the shit"""
22441,"Just finished work and it's 1.30am where I am, what are you up to?",It's 11:30am for me just got out of class and don't know what do now ,What was your class?
22442,It's 11:30am for me just got out of class and don't know what do now ,What was your class?,Civil engineering measurements 
22443,What was your class?,Civil engineering measurements ,"Sounds serious, do you enjoy it?"
22444,"Just finished work and it's 1.30am where I am, what are you up to?","Around noon, currently a TA for an APUSH class. A bit anxious about later today. ",What's an APUSH class?
22445,"Around noon, currently a TA for an APUSH class. A bit anxious about later today. ",What's an APUSH class?,"Advanced Placement U.S. History, usually juniors in highschool take it."
22446,"As a Starbucks barista, tell me your favorite beverage, and I will judge you, accordingly.",4 shots of restrado with 6 pumps of hazelnut over iced in a venti ,It's so funny to me as an Italian that you spell ristretto as restrado
22447,4 shots of restrado with 6 pumps of hazelnut over iced in a venti ,It's so funny to me as an Italian that you spell ristretto as restrado,HAHAHA I'm sorry! Shows how cultured I truly am. :( 
22448,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",Reuniting at a concert with an old friend who cut me out of his life for a while. ,What band?
22449,Reuniting at a concert with an old friend who cut me out of his life for a while. ,What band?,Glass Animals. Very excited :)
22450,What band?,Glass Animals. Very excited :),"Nice! A lot of my friends dog them, have fun!"
22451,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",Pretty sure I’m failing Chem right now ,whys that man what chem class you in 
22452,Pretty sure I’m failing Chem right now ,whys that man what chem class you in ,Chem 110 and it’s just not looming good
22453,whys that man what chem class you in ,Chem 110 and it’s just not looming good,valence electrons man 
22454,What do you do when you've got unexpected free time?,Jack off,Haha I knew this one was going to crop up :') 
22455,Jack off,Haha I knew this one was going to crop up :') ,It's pretty much the answer to everything.
22456,Haha I knew this one was going to crop up :') ,It's pretty much the answer to everything.,"If that's your truth then you live it, my friend! :) "
22457,What do you do when you've got unexpected free time?,Nap! ❤,A popular and pleasing answer! :) A good nap is the best thing ever.
22458,Nap! ❤,A popular and pleasing answer! :) A good nap is the best thing ever.,Indeed. Or you could kick it up a notch and do you and then take a nap! 
22459,Do you get so excited you can't sleep?,"Yep, that's why I always have benadryl and melatonin on hand.",I actually took two benadryl around 9pm. It's currently 3:50am here and I'm wide awake.
22460,"Yep, that's why I always have benadryl and melatonin on hand.",I actually took two benadryl around 9pm. It's currently 3:50am here and I'm wide awake.,How often do you use it?
22461,I actually took two benadryl around 9pm. It's currently 3:50am here and I'm wide awake.,How often do you use it?,I've used it a few times this week because of my allergies but I rarely use it otherwise. 
22462,I made a homeless friend,You have a good heart. Bless you.,"Thank you, I hope you have a lovely rest of your day!"
22463,You have a good heart. Bless you.,"Thank you, I hope you have a lovely rest of your day!",And you as well!
22464,The nicest thing someone has ever done for me while I was drunk.,"My favourite drunk moment?
I also like it when strangers hand me a hot dog.
","aaah, so you too have experienced the drunken generosity of others?
"
22465,"My favourite drunk moment?
I also like it when strangers hand me a hot dog.
","aaah, so you too have experienced the drunken generosity of others?
","No, they know I don't like penis."
22466,"aaah, so you too have experienced the drunken generosity of others?
","No, they know I don't like penis.","im not so sure what this means..
"
22467,"No, they know I don't like penis.","im not so sure what this means..
",I wanna be gay.
22468,"im not so sure what this means..
",I wanna be gay.,You're not gay but you want to be gay?
22469,I wanna be gay.,You're not gay but you want to be gay?,You got it!
22470,You're not gay but you want to be gay?,You got it!,alright I see. And why do you wanna be gay if you're not?
22471,The nicest thing someone has ever done for me while I was drunk.,One time my roommate made me a cheese sandwich,"""Grill me a cheese..."""
22472,One time my roommate made me a cheese sandwich,"""Grill me a cheese...""",You waltz in here waving a cleaver and that's all you have to say ?!
22473,One time my roommate made me a cheese sandwich,"""Grill me a cheese...""",Exactly what it was like
22474,Fun facts,"The milk in cereal ads is glue.
 
Yeah.","Oh that's good to know, I always think that they're wasting milk when filming those."
22475,"The milk in cereal ads is glue.
 
Yeah.","Oh that's good to know, I always think that they're wasting milk when filming those.",Now I'll just think that they're wasting glue!
22476,Fun facts,"There is a place in Norway, called Hel, that literally freezes over every winter.",Pictures? 
22477,"There is a place in Norway, called Hel, that literally freezes over every winter.",Pictures? ,"I'm on mobile, so I can't link pictures, but just google Hell Norway and enjoy!"
22478,Pictures? ,"I'm on mobile, so I can't link pictures, but just google Hell Norway and enjoy!",Will do! 
22479,Fun facts,What is the most popular drink in the world that has no alcohol? ,"Water! No? Oh, ok..."
22480,What is the most popular drink in the world that has no alcohol? ,"Water! No? Oh, ok...",huh??
22481,What is the most popular drink in the world that has no alcohol? ,"Water! No? Oh, ok...",Coffee! 
22482,"Water! No? Oh, ok...",Coffee! ,"Ohhh, duh that makes sense. Guess I forgot that existed for a second."
22483,Coffee! ,"Ohhh, duh that makes sense. Guess I forgot that existed for a second.",Lol not a coffee drinker? 
22484,"So, what's your favorite anime? No judgement, we're all friends here.",One punch man allllllll the way,Such a kickass show.
22485,One punch man allllllll the way,Such a kickass show.,IKR
22486,"So, what's your favorite anime? No judgement, we're all friends here.",Does RWBY count as an anime?,I count it at this point. I fucking love RWBY so much.
22487,Does RWBY count as an anime?,I count it at this point. I fucking love RWBY so much.,Same!!
22488,Hi guys :),"Hey, what are you doing?",Trying to negate my woes by sending my regards for all those wonderful people out here.. 
22489,"Hey, what are you doing?",Trying to negate my woes by sending my regards for all those wonderful people out here.. ,"Well, you're doing great then. Have you been up to anything cool lately?"
22490,Trying to negate my woes by sending my regards for all those wonderful people out here.. ,"Well, you're doing great then. Have you been up to anything cool lately?",besides this? nothing really
22491,"Hey, what are you doing?",Trying to negate my woes by sending my regards for all those wonderful people out here.. ,:o What woes? You deserve some uplifting too. 
22492,Hi guys :),"Thank you, I hope you do well too!
(Love your name by the way)",Thanks man! 
22493,"Thank you, I hope you do well too!
(Love your name by the way)",Thanks man! ,anytime (:
22494,Hi guys :),it's almost 80% of the way to the weekend completed :D,Yeah! And there's something for me this sunday so i can't wait!
22495,it's almost 80% of the way to the weekend completed :D,Yeah! And there's something for me this sunday so i can't wait!,What are your plans this upcoming Sunday?
22496,Hi guys :),I've got to pay £130 fine within 21 days. I have no money and no job. 🤣,reach out to friends?
22497,I've got to pay £130 fine within 21 days. I have no money and no job. 🤣,reach out to friends?,"Lol nah, I'd rather pay it off myself"
22498,Hi guys :),"Still getting over a breakup. It sucks. 

Thanks for asking. ",You're amazing and I hope you feel better real soon:) 
22499,"Still getting over a breakup. It sucks. 

Thanks for asking. ",You're amazing and I hope you feel better real soon:) ,Thanks brother. I hope so too. 
22500,You're amazing and I hope you feel better real soon:) ,Thanks brother. I hope so too. ,*sister :) haha
22501,Where are you from?,"Well, my state in the US is in debt

-128 billion",Where's this? 
22502,"Well, my state in the US is in debt

-128 billion",Where's this? ,My 'money' would be on New York state.
22503,Do you ever get “emotional hangovers”?,Not drained but I'll definitely channel the energy that I've construed from the literature ,How do you usually channel it?
22504,Not drained but I'll definitely channel the energy that I've construed from the literature ,How do you usually channel it?,"Work, conversation, etc."
22505,"Describe a movie in fifteen words or less, then let others guess what it is.",1. Legally Blonde?,Nope. Can't tell you if you're close or not because I haven't seen it
22506,1. Legally Blonde?,Nope. Can't tell you if you're close or not because I haven't seen it,Little Mermaid? Don’t remember her hair color. 
22507,Nope. Can't tell you if you're close or not because I haven't seen it,Little Mermaid? Don’t remember her hair color. ,Released last year.
22508,Little Mermaid? Don’t remember her hair color. ,Released last year.,Atomic Blonde?
22509,Released last year.,Atomic Blonde?,Atomic Mermaid?
22510,"Describe a movie in fifteen words or less, then let others guess what it is.",a man gets revenge for his dog and stolen car ( this is an easy one ),John Wick? (Never seen it)
22511,a man gets revenge for his dog and stolen car ( this is an easy one ),John Wick? (Never seen it),yeeeep
22512,"Describe a movie in fifteen words or less, then let others guess what it is.",Now I'm going to have to kill this fucking clown. ,It?
22513,Now I'm going to have to kill this fucking clown. ,It?,Bingo 👊
22514,"Describe a movie in fifteen words or less, then let others guess what it is.",And I. Was. Runn--ning!,Forrest Gump!
22515,And I. Was. Runn--ning!,Forrest Gump!,Excellent work!
22516,"Describe a movie in fifteen words or less, then let others guess what it is.",Roger roger,Droids from Star Wars?
22517,Roger roger,Droids from Star Wars?,Yes
22518,"Describe a movie in fifteen words or less, then let others guess what it is.","They went fishing in the sea
Caught a shit ton of fish
Everyone fucking died ",The Perfect Storm?
22519,"They went fishing in the sea
Caught a shit ton of fish
Everyone fucking died ",The Perfect Storm?,Yessir:)
22520,"Describe a movie in fifteen words or less, then let others guess what it is.",Bum and veteran act as couriers for the ransom of a woman who wasn't kidnapped.,The Big Lewbowski.
22521,Bum and veteran act as couriers for the ransom of a woman who wasn't kidnapped.,The Big Lewbowski.,Correct!
22522,"Describe a movie in fifteen words or less, then let others guess what it is.","A guy learns a secret and his sister kisses him, not the pilot","Star Wars
"
22523,"A guy learns a secret and his sister kisses him, not the pilot","Star Wars
",Man I didn't even say spaceship or lasers
22524,"Star Wars
",Man I didn't even say spaceship or lasers,My nerd is strong
22525,"Describe a movie in fifteen words or less, then let others guess what it is.",I like to drink your milkshake ,There will be Blood?
22526,I like to drink your milkshake ,There will be Blood?,Yep!
22527,"Feeling lonely, talk to me.",Hi there,Heya
22528,Hi there,Heya,"&gt;Heya 

How's it going 
"
22529,Heya,"&gt;Heya 

How's it going 
","Well it's certainly going, that's for sure"
22530,"Feeling lonely, talk to me.",At what age did u discover internet pornography ,I think I was 12
22531,At what age did u discover internet pornography ,I think I was 12,Same
22532,I think I was 12,Same,It was a strange time
22533,Same,It was a strange time,But I stopped at 20 when I discovered NoFap
22534,It was a strange time,But I stopped at 20 when I discovered NoFap,Nah I'm good
22535,I'm hot right now. My friends have turned against me.,"Why are you posting this here??? Come see me in my office!

          - Your Dean",You have no idea how accurate this is 
22536,"Why are you posting this here??? Come see me in my office!

          - Your Dean",You have no idea how accurate this is ,It sucks that you're stuck at a school like that. I hope you're able to find a way out.
22537,You have no idea how accurate this is ,It sucks that you're stuck at a school like that. I hope you're able to find a way out.,It's free! So hard to leave free school to go into debt
22538,I'm hot right now. My friends have turned against me.,Bring it up with the local news anonymously. They'd probably get a good run at it.,"Not a bad idea, though I'd get kicked out."
22539,Bring it up with the local news anonymously. They'd probably get a good run at it.,"Not a bad idea, though I'd get kicked out.","Wow this college must suck. ""Anonymously"" means nobody knows it was you."
22540,I'm hot right now. My friends have turned against me.,"Did your friends turn against you, or did you turn against god? 🤔🤔🤔","I turned against God, apparently. "
22541,"Did your friends turn against you, or did you turn against god? 🤔🤔🤔","I turned against God, apparently. ",Sounds like he's being a little bitch.
22542,I'm hot right now. My friends have turned against me.,Stop watching porn in school you retard,No 
22543,Stop watching porn in school you retard,No ,Then at least get help for your autism. Porn is not okay in school. 
22544,What keeps you going?,Hope: hope that the next day will be better than the last.,Of
22545,Hope: hope that the next day will be better than the last.,Of,Of?
22546,What keeps you going?,Yessss. It is me yalll are talking about,LOL
22547,Yessss. It is me yalll are talking about,LOL,Dude. What do you do for a living?
22548,LOL,Dude. What do you do for a living?,I'm an accountant.
22549,Dude. What do you do for a living?,I'm an accountant.,Ooh. Cool. I'll be an economist.
22550,"I bought a plush shark, name him Jorge, and now I send pictures of the shark doing household things to my boyfriend.",Still better than elf on a shelf. ,WAY better.  That little elf is creepy as hell. I refuse to do it for my kids.
22551,Still better than elf on a shelf. ,WAY better.  That little elf is creepy as hell. I refuse to do it for my kids.,It is so fucking creepy. 
22552,"I bought a plush shark, name him Jorge, and now I send pictures of the shark doing household things to my boyfriend.",Still better than elf on a shelf. ,Get ready for shark in a park. 
22553,Still better than elf on a shelf. ,Get ready for shark in a park. ,Shark on some bark.
22554,Get ready for shark in a park. ,Shark on some bark.,Shark getting his mark. 
22555,Shark on some bark.,Shark getting his mark. ,Shark building an ark.
22556,Shark getting his mark. ,Shark building an ark.,Shark busted by a narc
22557,Shark building an ark.,Shark busted by a narc,"This shark is ready to disembark

As the shark does hark

As the shark is done with this lark. "
22558,Shark busted by a narc,"This shark is ready to disembark

As the shark does hark

As the shark is done with this lark. ",shark on a lark
22559,"This shark is ready to disembark

As the shark does hark

As the shark is done with this lark. ",shark on a lark,Shark killing a Stark
22560,shark on a lark,Shark killing a Stark,Shark doing the attac
22561,shark on a lark,Shark killing a Stark,Shark with a spark
22562,Shark busted by a narc,"This shark is ready to disembark

As the shark does hark

As the shark is done with this lark. ","bark bark, im a shark"
22563,Shark building an ark.,Shark busted by a narc,Shark doing sick track
22564,Still better than elf on a shelf. ,Get ready for shark in a park. ,Shark after dark.
22565,Still better than elf on a shelf. ,Get ready for shark in a park. ,I have a shark named Mark 
22566,Still better than elf on a shelf. ,Get ready for shark in a park. ,Shark named Clark.
22567,Still better than elf on a shelf. ,Get ready for shark in a park. ,You Suck At Cooking - Kale Chips
22568,"I bought a plush shark, name him Jorge, and now I send pictures of the shark doing household things to my boyfriend.",Jorge seems like a chill guy,"Jorge is pretty chill, he likes to sit on the couch and watch YouTube videos. "
22569,Jorge seems like a chill guy,"Jorge is pretty chill, he likes to sit on the couch and watch YouTube videos. ","If Jorge doesn't have an instagram by the end of this week, shame on you."
22570,"Jorge is pretty chill, he likes to sit on the couch and watch YouTube videos. ","If Jorge doesn't have an instagram by the end of this week, shame on you.","By request of reddit, I'll make an Instagram for Jorge. "
22571,"If Jorge doesn't have an instagram by the end of this week, shame on you.","By request of reddit, I'll make an Instagram for Jorge. ",update this with the @ please. lol
22572,"If Jorge doesn't have an instagram by the end of this week, shame on you.","By request of reddit, I'll make an Instagram for Jorge. ",Yes update us with his name!
22573,"By request of reddit, I'll make an Instagram for Jorge. ",Yes update us with his name!,@jorgetheshark
22574,Yes update us with his name!,@jorgetheshark,Totally following his fun adventures now.
22575,Jorge seems like a chill guy,"Jorge is pretty chill, he likes to sit on the couch and watch YouTube videos. ",Sounds like the ULTIMATE chill guy
22576,"I bought a plush shark, name him Jorge, and now I send pictures of the shark doing household things to my boyfriend.",How do I pronounce his name? Jorge or Jorge?,Jorge
22577,How do I pronounce his name? Jorge or Jorge?,Jorge,"You mean Jawrge, right? (Just say yes)"
22578,Jorge,"You mean Jawrge, right? (Just say yes)",^^^^^^^^^yes
22579,How do I pronounce his name? Jorge or Jorge?,Jorge,"I had a TA named Jorge and his name was pronounced ""horhay"""
22580,Jorge,"I had a TA named Jorge and his name was pronounced ""horhay""",This is not uncommon in my experience.
22581,I ate 24 White Castle cheese burgers last night,Dude u rock. Were u high?,Completely sober.
22582,Dude u rock. Were u high?,Completely sober.,hahaah nice
22583,I ate 24 White Castle cheese burgers last night,Randy!,I'm off the cheeseburgers!
22584,Randy!,I'm off the cheeseburgers!,Mafaka with a gut like that is definitely on the cheeseburgers.
22585,I ate 24 White Castle cheese burgers last night,i was gonna say you probably feel like death today. ,I feel...  Off.  That's the best way to describe it.  I still feel it though.
22586,i was gonna say you probably feel like death today. ,I feel...  Off.  That's the best way to describe it.  I still feel it though.,Like hungover but not quite?
22587,I ate 24 White Castle cheese burgers last night,How is your toilet doing?,Higher volume than normal through out the day but nothing dangerous or explosive.
22588,How is your toilet doing?,Higher volume than normal through out the day but nothing dangerous or explosive.,Thank goodness
22589,"Hey, it's the 4th of October and this account of mine turns 4 years old :) how's everyone doing today?","It's my anniversary! 

Cake for all!",Yayyyy happy anniversary! Pass the cake!
22590,"It's my anniversary! 

Cake for all!",Yayyyy happy anniversary! Pass the cake!,Thank you! 
22591,"Anyone just want to chat? Talk about anything, cars, music, gaming, work, whatever. Feeling lonely.",Pm me? :),"New to this, how do I Pm you?"
22592,Pm me? :),"New to this, how do I Pm you?",Ill pm you :)
22593,"Anyone just want to chat? Talk about anything, cars, music, gaming, work, whatever. Feeling lonely.", my midterms are coming and i haven't study shit,"LOL, i remember those days. Are you feeling confident, or are you worried?
"
22594, my midterms are coming and i haven't study shit,"LOL, i remember those days. Are you feeling confident, or are you worried?
",Pure anxiety 
22595,"LOL, i remember those days. Are you feeling confident, or are you worried?
",Pure anxiety ,"Do you think it's going to be a, ""damn I bombed that"" but did well? Or something worse? "
22596,Pure anxiety ,"Do you think it's going to be a, ""damn I bombed that"" but did well? Or something worse? ",I hope so
22597,"Anyone just want to chat? Talk about anything, cars, music, gaming, work, whatever. Feeling lonely.",Last concert you went to? Or a new artist you discovered?,"Wow, I'm dating myself on this one, but Soundgarden and NIN. You?"
22598,Last concert you went to? Or a new artist you discovered?,"Wow, I'm dating myself on this one, but Soundgarden and NIN. You?",Neil Diamond. He's still weirdly handsome. 
22599,"Wow, I'm dating myself on this one, but Soundgarden and NIN. You?",Neil Diamond. He's still weirdly handsome. ,I remember him. My mom used to play his record all the time. Sorry if I'm dating you on that. 
22600,"Wow, I'm dating myself on this one, but Soundgarden and NIN. You?",Neil Diamond. He's still weirdly handsome. ,"He was on the Graham Norton show. If you haven't seen it, it is pretty funny."
22601,Neil Diamond. He's still weirdly handsome. ,"He was on the Graham Norton show. If you haven't seen it, it is pretty funny.","I mean ""it"" as in the Graham Norton show. Neil Diamond was really good on the show."
22602,What are you currently binge watching?,Bojack horseman,"I could not get into that show at all! 

So props to you!"
22603,Bojack horseman,"I could not get into that show at all! 

So props to you!",I thought I couldn't either but the more I watched it the funnier it got!
22604,"I could not get into that show at all! 

So props to you!",I thought I couldn't either but the more I watched it the funnier it got!,"Yeah, it's not really my type of show. "
22605,What are you currently binge watching?,nothing at the moment,Sad day. 
22606,nothing at the moment,Sad day. ,sort of just nothing that has my interest atm 
22607,Sad day. ,sort of just nothing that has my interest atm ,That's when you watch the first 10 minutes of anything with a cool cover photo. 
22608,sort of just nothing that has my interest atm ,That's when you watch the first 10 minutes of anything with a cool cover photo. ,eh nothing caught my eye
22609,What are you currently binge watching?,The Good Place. But now I'm all caught up :(,I watched a couple episodes of that! I'll have to start it up again!
22610,The Good Place. But now I'm all caught up :(,I watched a couple episodes of that! I'll have to start it up again!,Watch until the end of the season! It will blow your mind.
22611,What are you currently binge watching?,I just finished Jane the Virgin and need a new show to binge. Thinking of rewatching LOST. ,LOST will never be the same without the ARG that went with it :(
22612,I just finished Jane the Virgin and need a new show to binge. Thinking of rewatching LOST. ,LOST will never be the same without the ARG that went with it :(,What is ARG?
22613,LOST will never be the same without the ARG that went with it :(,What is ARG?,Alternate Reality Games
22614,What thing do you need right now?,I'd really like a job!! :D ,What are you good at?? :)
22615,I'd really like a job!! :D ,What are you good at?? :),"Marketing, Strategy, Writing, Storytelling...

Liberal Arts major :P "
22616,What thing do you need right now?,Affectiom,*hug*
22617,Affectiom,*hug*,"And I love you, pizza. 

*kiss*"
22618,What thing do you need right now?,Anything that will take the pain of loneliness away :( ,Loneliness will make you appreciate the times you aren't lonely even more. It'll get better! 
22619,Anything that will take the pain of loneliness away :( ,Loneliness will make you appreciate the times you aren't lonely even more. It'll get better! ,"Thank you, i really hope so :) "
22620,I am going to college for the first time at the age of 25.,Congrats:) ,Congrats! Do you have an idea of what you want to study?
22621,Congrats:) ,Congrats! Do you have an idea of what you want to study?,I have no idea lol. Maybe business. How bout you?
22622,Highlight of today,I wore jeans today. ._. I usually don't dress up. ,I do anything to avoid wearing jeans hah
22623,I wore jeans today. ._. I usually don't dress up. ,I do anything to avoid wearing jeans hah,Me too. They are too tight. I want to start wearing skirts because of it. 
22624,Highlight of today,I wore jeans today. ._. I usually don't dress up. ,"Jeans are dressing up now? Shit I am one fancy, ass motherfucker. "
22625,I wore jeans today. ._. I usually don't dress up. ,"Jeans are dressing up now? Shit I am one fancy, ass motherfucker. ","Yeah, it is. Isn't it business casual? I wear sweats. :l"
22626,Highlight of today,Got good kills in Planetside 2 that's about everything.,I wish I knew what that was 
22627,Got good kills in Planetside 2 that's about everything.,I wish I knew what that was ,Shooter game for the PS4 and PC
22628,Tell me your thoughts on the universe!,someone must created it thats for sure,I'm not trying to oppose your faith but could you please extrapolate on why you think this?
22629,someone must created it thats for sure,I'm not trying to oppose your faith but could you please extrapolate on why you think this?,its hard to say but everything its just too perfect to be casualy generated.
22630,Tell me your thoughts on the universe!,someone must created it thats for sure,Who created the creator? 
22631,someone must created it thats for sure,Who created the creator? ,It's all a simulation.. Stay woke 
22632,Tell me your thoughts on the universe!,It's infinite and repeating.,Does that make you feel small? I'm just wondering. 
22633,It's infinite and repeating.,Does that make you feel small? I'm just wondering. ,Makes me feel less stressed. Like nothing matters and I should chill.
22634,Tell me your thoughts on the universe!,"I think the universe is... nice.

Yeah I like it. I guess you could me a fan of it.",Universe is mad decent 
22635,"I think the universe is... nice.

Yeah I like it. I guess you could me a fan of it.",Universe is mad decent ,"Yeah its adequate. 

Gets the job done. "
22636,"I was playing scrabble in the park today; there was a man watching our game for quite some time. Finally, he stopped and asked ""May I?"". I said ""sure"". He plopped down the word ""Thanks"" and walked away silently.","Ha, that's super fun though, cool of you to let him throw in.",We're friendly down here. 
22637,"Ha, that's super fun though, cool of you to let him throw in.",We're friendly down here. ,Some people are ;)
22638,We're friendly down here. ,Some people are ;),"Hey, what's your YouTube channel?!"
22639,"H! thereヽ(•‿•)ノ fellow casual conversationalists. What is your age &amp; country, and some highlights of your year so far?",27 / USA / Highlight: Lost 15 pounds recently. &lt;3 ,Caloric deficit? Ketosis? Exercise? Intermittent fasting? 
22640,27 / USA / Highlight: Lost 15 pounds recently. &lt;3 ,Caloric deficit? Ketosis? Exercise? Intermittent fasting? ,Eating bye and walking more
22641,"H! thereヽ(•‿•)ノ fellow casual conversationalists. What is your age &amp; country, and some highlights of your year so far?","4 months old / USA / Bonnaroo was a big highlight for me this year, vibes were incredible",Did you light up some trees?
22642,"4 months old / USA / Bonnaroo was a big highlight for me this year, vibes were incredible",Did you light up some trees?,"Nope, not allowed to. I'm an inflatable alien "
22643,Did you light up some trees?,"Nope, not allowed to. I'm an inflatable alien ",Any relation to E.T.?
22644,"H! thereヽ(•‿•)ノ fellow casual conversationalists. What is your age &amp; country, and some highlights of your year so far?","21, US and this year I've gotten a new car, a new job, and built my first pc","Nice, built my own PC last year too and what a beast! What's your set up?"
22645,"21, US and this year I've gotten a new car, a new job, and built my first pc","Nice, built my own PC last year too and what a beast! What's your set up?","Ryzen 3 1200, GTX 1050 Ti, 2x4gb RAM, 120gb SSD + 4tb HDD"
22646,"H! thereヽ(•‿•)ノ fellow casual conversationalists. What is your age &amp; country, and some highlights of your year so far?","Mmmmmhhhmmm.....
25, Peruvian, recovering from a suicide attempt, now doing my thesis :3",Why'd u try killing yourself?
22647,"Mmmmmhhhmmm.....
25, Peruvian, recovering from a suicide attempt, now doing my thesis :3",Why'd u try killing yourself?,"Last year was a shitty year, and I had a mild depressive episode."
22648,Humble brag about yourself!,I'm kinda old but I don't have grey hair yet.,"Like, ANY or very minimal? And what's old?"
22649,I'm kinda old but I don't have grey hair yet.,"Like, ANY or very minimal? And what's old?",45 and minimal.
22650,Humble brag about yourself!,[removed],"Just curious, how do you socialize your kids?"
22651,[removed],"Just curious, how do you socialize your kids?",[removed]
22652,Humble brag about yourself!,I scammed a guy for over 8k usd yesterday. Never ceases to amaze me how dumb some ppl are,big if true
22653,I scammed a guy for over 8k usd yesterday. Never ceases to amaze me how dumb some ppl are,big if true,The most I scammed was 25 million Korean won. Its much easier with asians
22654,big if true,The most I scammed was 25 million Korean won. Its much easier with asians,"damn. keep doin what ur doin bro, im proud of u."
22655,The most I scammed was 25 million Korean won. Its much easier with asians,"damn. keep doin what ur doin bro, im proud of u.","Get yours fam 

Enough dummies for everyone"
22656,Humble brag about yourself!,i got a 97 on my last physics test,"Well what happened to the other 3 percent?

Is what my grandparents would say. Nice job."
22657,i got a 97 on my last physics test,"Well what happened to the other 3 percent?

Is what my grandparents would say. Nice job.","those shits grew legs and walked away, couldnt find em"
22658,"Hey, you! Yea you!",I have to go to public speaking in 2 hours I am SO ANGRY,"I love public speaking. I can speak for ages
"
22659,I have to go to public speaking in 2 hours I am SO ANGRY,"I love public speaking. I can speak for ages
","I could speak on topics I love pretty well, I'd just be worried about looking too into it "
22660,"I love public speaking. I can speak for ages
","I could speak on topics I love pretty well, I'd just be worried about looking too into it ",Yea i getcha
22661,"Hey, you! Yea you!","It's pretty alright, but It's my birthday so it's greater!",HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN! BEST OF WISHES &lt;3
22662,"It's pretty alright, but It's my birthday so it's greater!",HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN! BEST OF WISHES &lt;3,Thanks
22663,HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN! BEST OF WISHES &lt;3,Thanks,Np
22664,"Hey, you! Yea you!",Hello OP! My day is going well. I'm in a peaceful and quiet library browsing reddit,"Haha i like librarys, plenty of books, computers. Anyways thats good that your doing good!"
22665,Hello OP! My day is going well. I'm in a peaceful and quiet library browsing reddit,"Haha i like librarys, plenty of books, computers. Anyways thats good that your doing good!",Thank you! Hopefully your day goes well too 
22666,"Haha i like librarys, plenty of books, computers. Anyways thats good that your doing good!",Thank you! Hopefully your day goes well too ,You too! &lt;3 
22667,"Hey, you! Yea you!",It's been nice. ,Thats good to hear :]
22668,It's been nice. ,Thats good to hear :],Thanks. :-)
22669,Thats good to hear :],Thanks. :-),Np :)
22670,"Hey, you! Yea you!","thanks man

how are you doing?",Good :]
22671,"thanks man

how are you doing?",Good :],"glad to hear it! anything particularly good happen?
"
22672,Good :],"glad to hear it! anything particularly good happen?
",Eh. Currently 5am just woke up lmao
22673,"glad to hear it! anything particularly good happen?
",Eh. Currently 5am just woke up lmao,"damn, that's early. any reason for it?"
22674,Eh. Currently 5am just woke up lmao,"damn, that's early. any reason for it?",Drill team lol
22675,What makes you happy?,"My 3 fur babies! Oh, and coffee :-)",This. 
22676,"My 3 fur babies! Oh, and coffee :-)",This. ,Its really all I need.  
22677,This. ,Its really all I need.  ,Me too. Except I have 4 cats:)
22678,What makes you happy?,Oddly? Snow. But not large qualities. &lt;3,But without large quantities how are you supposed to make snowmen?  
22679,Oddly? Snow. But not large qualities. &lt;3,But without large quantities how are you supposed to make snowmen?  ,well that's true
22680,I am at school!,"I'm studying for a test tomorrow, it's almost 10PM haha. What are you excited about doing today?",It’s the last day before my 4 day weekend!
22681,"I'm studying for a test tomorrow, it's almost 10PM haha. What are you excited about doing today?",It’s the last day before my 4 day weekend!,"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


^^^^I ^^^^hate ^^^^you ^^^^&lt;3"
22682,It’s the last day before my 4 day weekend!,"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


^^^^I ^^^^hate ^^^^you ^^^^&lt;3",&lt;3
22683,"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


^^^^I ^^^^hate ^^^^you ^^^^&lt;3",&lt;3,I have a one week holiday next week though! HAH!
22684,&lt;3,I have a one week holiday next week though! HAH!,Aww jelly:(
22685,I have a one week holiday next week though! HAH!,Aww jelly:(,:( But I have a full week this week
22686,Aww jelly:(,:( But I have a full week this week,3 more days than me
22687,:( But I have a full week this week,3 more days than me,STOP MAKING ME SAD
22688,I am at school!,"Listening to Avenged Sevenfold, waiting until it's time for chem lecture.",Btw I’m in chem too
22689,"Listening to Avenged Sevenfold, waiting until it's time for chem lecture.",Btw I’m in chem too,I was thinking you're a teacher (by your username).
22690,Btw I’m in chem too,I was thinking you're a teacher (by your username).,Dream job is teaching 
22691,I am at school!,Writing up a lab report at 12:50am,Ouch...
22692,Writing up a lab report at 12:50am,Ouch...,"It's okay, I don't need to be up until 8am today anyway"
22693,Ouch...,"It's okay, I don't need to be up until 8am today anyway",Ah still tiring tho.
22694,I am at school!,"Lying in bed, trying to collect energy to get up and go for a run",You can do it!
22695,"Lying in bed, trying to collect energy to get up and go for a run",You can do it!,"I will! You know.. in 10 mins...

How about you what are you studying?"
22696,You can do it!,"I will! You know.. in 10 mins...

How about you what are you studying?",I’m in chemistry fooling around! 
22697,"I will! You know.. in 10 mins...

How about you what are you studying?",I’m in chemistry fooling around! ,How many moles are in 10g of nitrogen?
22698,I’m in chemistry fooling around! ,How many moles are in 10g of nitrogen?,0.71 g of N
22699,How many moles are in 10g of nitrogen?,0.71 g of N,"Your significant figured are wrong, I said 10g not 10.g! It should be 0.7 moles."
22700,0.71 g of N,"Your significant figured are wrong, I said 10g not 10.g! It should be 0.7 moles.",😱I failed you sir!
22701,"Your significant figured are wrong, I said 10g not 10.g! It should be 0.7 moles.",😱I failed you sir!,This is what happens when you Reddit in class.
22702,😱I failed you sir!,This is what happens when you Reddit in class.,It’s ok I have a 88%
22703,I’m in chemistry fooling around! ,How many moles are in 10g of nitrogen?,Like.. A LOT
22704,I am at school!,"Lying in bed, trying to collect energy to get up and go for a run",**GOGOGOGOGOGOGGOOG**
22705,"Lying in bed, trying to collect energy to get up and go for a run",**GOGOGOGOGOGOGGOOG**,Damn it's time
22706,**GOGOGOGOGOGOGGOOG**,Damn it's time,DAMN RIGHT IT'S TIME
22707,I am at school!,[removed],Haha! Remember to acknowledge the success and then criticize!
22708,[removed],Haha! Remember to acknowledge the success and then criticize!,[removed]
22709,Haha! Remember to acknowledge the success and then criticize!,[removed],I firmly believe that any class can be fun with the right teacher! You can be that person.
22710,[removed],I firmly believe that any class can be fun with the right teacher! You can be that person.,Very true. Thanks :) 
22711,I firmly believe that any class can be fun with the right teacher! You can be that person.,Very true. Thanks :) ,Always!
22712,Just watched the emoji movie,You just wasted your precious time by watching that abomination.,"I could have watched golden circle or Thor (yay a kiwi director!) but no, i hate myself"
22713,You just wasted your precious time by watching that abomination.,"I could have watched golden circle or Thor (yay a kiwi director!) but no, i hate myself",Consider yourself lucky not watching Golden Circle.
22714,"I could have watched golden circle or Thor (yay a kiwi director!) but no, i hate myself",Consider yourself lucky not watching Golden Circle.,Oh no is it bad?
22715,Just watched the emoji movie,I'm sorry for your loss.,he was a good man. My precious time will be missed
22716,I'm sorry for your loss.,he was a good man. My precious time will be missed,Gone but not forgotten.
22717,Just watched the emoji movie,Are you being held hostage in a basement?  What are the kidnapper's demands?  ,They are obviously some pretty sick people
22718,Are you being held hostage in a basement?  What are the kidnapper's demands?  ,They are obviously some pretty sick people,Jacksfilms needs his forehead reduction surgery somehow
22719,Just watched the emoji movie,should i watch it,If you hate your self
22720,should i watch it,If you hate your self,awesome better watch it then
22721,If you hate your self,awesome better watch it then,2meirl4meirl
22722,How's everyone doing in their uni classes so far?,"well i had a psych paper due last week that i didn't do, but other than that, not too bad. ",Ehh it's just psych no big loss. Unless you're a psych major. 
22723,"well i had a psych paper due last week that i didn't do, but other than that, not too bad. ",Ehh it's just psych no big loss. Unless you're a psych major. ,"ha, i am a psych major actually, but i'm planning on switching my major after this semester. "
22724,Ehh it's just psych no big loss. Unless you're a psych major. ,"ha, i am a psych major actually, but i'm planning on switching my major after this semester. ",Hahaha well shit. What're you changing to?
22725,"ha, i am a psych major actually, but i'm planning on switching my major after this semester. ",Hahaha well shit. What're you changing to?,hospitality 
22726,Hahaha well shit. What're you changing to?,hospitality , That's interesting. What does that entail?
22727,Just found out my degree is basically useless,"What kinda art degree? Fine art or art as in psych, histories etc?","Fine art, specifically painting"
22728,"What kinda art degree? Fine art or art as in psych, histories etc?","Fine art, specifically painting",damn you have to be super super amazing at it to get a job. what are you in now?
22729,Just charged the battery in my spinal :),So... if it powers off do you just go limp?,No I will then start to feel the pain in my leg again 
22730,So... if it powers off do you just go limp?,No I will then start to feel the pain in my leg again ,"How does it prevent the pain in the first place?

How old are you/were you when it happened?"
22731,So... if it powers off do you just go limp?,No I will then start to feel the pain in my leg again ,May you be blessed with adequate power supply
22732,What are some of your life aspirations?,"Move out to Southern California, get a house in Santa Monica, drive a Porsche. ","So Cal sucks, my dude, unless you want to drive your Porsche in traffic."
22733,"Move out to Southern California, get a house in Santa Monica, drive a Porsche. ","So Cal sucks, my dude, unless you want to drive your Porsche in traffic.",You a native?
22734,How did you kick ass today?,"I walked the dog at some point, I hope that counts. Keeps the little fella healthy and happy. ",What kind of Dog?
22735,"I walked the dog at some point, I hope that counts. Keeps the little fella healthy and happy. ",What kind of Dog?,Border terrier! How did you kick ass today?
22736,How did you kick ass today?,I finished hiking the Appalachian Trail this morning. I'm tired.,Holy shit that's a long way. The whole thing?!
22737,I finished hiking the Appalachian Trail this morning. I'm tired.,Holy shit that's a long way. The whole thing?!,Whole. Damn. Thing. 
22738,Holy shit that's a long way. The whole thing?!,Whole. Damn. Thing. ,"Upstream the whole way too?! Way to go, u/fightingsalmon!"
22739,How did you kick ass today?,I asked someone out for a date. Still waiting on the response tho :),"Now I'm curious :), what was the response?"
22740,I asked someone out for a date. Still waiting on the response tho :),"Now I'm curious :), what was the response?",It was a success brotha/sista! Will be going on Friday:)
22741,"Now I'm curious :), what was the response?",It was a success brotha/sista! Will be going on Friday:),NICE!
22742,It was a success brotha/sista! Will be going on Friday:),NICE!,Thanks :) wish me luck!
22743,NICE!,Thanks :) wish me luck!,You're gunna frickin' kill it! 
22744,Thanks :) wish me luck!,You're gunna frickin' kill it! ,Thank you!
22745,"Now I'm curious :), what was the response?",It was a success brotha/sista! Will be going on Friday:),Awesome! Good luck!!
22746,How did you kick ass today?,I asked someone out for a date. Still waiting on the response tho :),Good luck partner!
22747,I asked someone out for a date. Still waiting on the response tho :),Good luck partner!,Thanks :)
22748,Do you ever miss the person you used to be?,"Definitely not, I used to be shy, depressed and just generally down. But now I’m mostly happy ","well, yeah, but that's because you're Batman"
22749,"Definitely not, I used to be shy, depressed and just generally down. But now I’m mostly happy ","well, yeah, but that's because you're Batman",I'm Batman.
22750,"New to this subreddit, why not make friends in the progress?","Ok, let's be friends!",Yay! Already made a friend. What do you enjoy doing in your spare time
22751,"Ok, let's be friends!",Yay! Already made a friend. What do you enjoy doing in your spare time,"I like to read a lot. As for sports, I play football and basketball. How about you? "
22752,Yay! Already made a friend. What do you enjoy doing in your spare time,"I like to read a lot. As for sports, I play football and basketball. How about you? ",Im not really into sports. I play alot of video games
22753,"I like to read a lot. As for sports, I play football and basketball. How about you? ",Im not really into sports. I play alot of video games,"I also play video games, but less than before.
I usually play Overwatch, Tekken 7, Bf4."
22754,Im not really into sports. I play alot of video games,"I also play video games, but less than before.
I usually play Overwatch, Tekken 7, Bf4.",I play overwatch too
22755,"I like to read a lot. As for sports, I play football and basketball. How about you? ",Im not really into sports. I play alot of video games,Now we're talking. Top 5 games of all time? 
22756,Im not really into sports. I play alot of video games,Now we're talking. Top 5 games of all time? ,"Destiny 2
Ratchet and clank 2
Jak 2
Modnation racers(holds a special place)
Rocket league"
22757,"New to this subreddit, why not make friends in the progress?",let's be friends,Yes. Lets be friends
22758,let's be friends,Yes. Lets be friends,how is it going?
22759,Yes. Lets be friends,how is it going?,Its been going well
22760,"New to this subreddit, why not make friends in the progress?",I am making chilli fren,Yes you are
22761,I am making chilli fren,Yes you are,*he knows* anyways how is life going for you?
22762,Yes you are,*he knows* anyways how is life going for you?,Its going well
22763,*he knows* anyways how is life going for you?,Its going well,"Nice man, I'd give you some chilli but I don't think Reddit supports that :/"
22764,"New to this subreddit, why not make friends in the progress?","I just came from there as well just now, I am 100% going to subscribe","Welcome dude, want to be friends?"
22765,"I just came from there as well just now, I am 100% going to subscribe","Welcome dude, want to be friends?",I would love too
22766,"Welcome dude, want to be friends?",I would love too,"Nice, want to go to private messages?"
22767,"New to this subreddit, why not make friends in the progress?",I need freinds!!!,"Dont worry, i can be your friend. "
22768,I need freinds!!!,"Dont worry, i can be your friend. ",Alright message me
22769,"Dont worry, i can be your friend. ",Alright message me,"I will. Just woke up
"
22770,"New to this subreddit, why not make friends in the progress?",I want to meet new people too! Where are you from?,Im from kentucky
22771,I want to meet new people too! Where are you from?,Im from kentucky,im from Uruguay
22772,Im from kentucky,im from Uruguay,A south american. Nice
22773,im from Uruguay,A south american. Nice,yeah..we are a pretty small country down there haha
22774,A south american. Nice,yeah..we are a pretty small country down there haha,I would love to travel one day. Maybe to tokyo or London
22775,"New to this subreddit, why not make friends in the progress?",I love making new friends!,So do i. Want to be friends?
22776,I love making new friends!,So do i. Want to be friends?,Heck yea!
22777,So do i. Want to be friends?,Heck yea!,Yay. Ill pm you
22778,Was called weird. Am I weird?,I prefer to be weird.,[removed]
22779,I prefer to be weird.,[removed],:D
22780,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.",[removed],Home meaning the town you grew up in?
22781,[removed],Home meaning the town you grew up in?,[removed]
22782,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.","**Celebrate**

I was nominated to go to a pretty prestigious medical education program.",Congratulations!!!!!
22783,"**Celebrate**

I was nominated to go to a pretty prestigious medical education program.",Congratulations!!!!!,Thanks!
22784,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.",I got my gums lasered today and the numbing cream didn’t work fully :(,Yeesh. I'm getting this done in March D:
22785,I got my gums lasered today and the numbing cream didn’t work fully :(,Yeesh. I'm getting this done in March D:,"You should be fine, my family has a history of intolerance to numbing."
22786,How tall are you?,"5' 3""",Female?
22787,"5' 3""",Female?,Yep! How come?
22788,Female?,Yep! How come?,Either a really short guy or a totally average girl lol 
22789,How tall are you?,"6'4""",That's so tall
22790,"6'4""",That's so tall,He would be short for a basketball player though.
22791,How tall are you?,"6'4""","Same, and my wife is 5'11"". Our 2-year-old daughter already comes up to my hip bone. "
22792,"6'4""","Same, and my wife is 5'11"". Our 2-year-old daughter already comes up to my hip bone. ",Your kid is gonna be crazy tall 
22793,"6'4""","Same, and my wife is 5'11"". Our 2-year-old daughter already comes up to my hip bone. ",your 2 year old is 3+ feet tall for real?
22794,How tall are you?,"6'4""","Same dude, tall bros unite! "
22795,"6'4""","Same dude, tall bros unite! ",Tall Bros Unite!
22796,How tall are you?,"6'4""",How you doin?  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
22797,"6'4""",How you doin?  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ,"Haha, good, you?"
22798,How you doin?  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ,"Haha, good, you?","I didn't expect a reply - Abort, abort!!"
22799,"Haha, good, you?","I didn't expect a reply - Abort, abort!!",Hehe
22800,How tall are you?,"5'4. fellow short guys, cry with me",how old are you if you don't mine me asking?
22801,"5'4. fellow short guys, cry with me",how old are you if you don't mine me asking?,im 23. all full grown and everything 
22802,how old are you if you don't mine me asking?,im 23. all full grown and everything ,Well im not much taller.. 5'8 (16 yrs old)
22803,How tall are you?,5’8 😭😭,"What's wrong with being 5'8""?"
22804,5’8 😭😭,"What's wrong with being 5'8""?",Could be worse but I’d rather be just a few inches taller 😩
22805,"What's wrong with being 5'8""?",Could be worse but I’d rather be just a few inches taller 😩,Me too lol. Me too
22806,"What's wrong with being 5'8""?",Could be worse but I’d rather be just a few inches taller 😩,Do you also wish you were a baller?
22807,Could be worse but I’d rather be just a few inches taller 😩,Do you also wish you were a baller?,A baller? Wdym 
22808,How tall are you?,5’8 😭😭,I'd kill to be 5'8
22809,5’8 😭😭,I'd kill to be 5'8,I’d be super content with being 5’10 just get me into that 3 digit. 
22810,I'd kill to be 5'8,I’d be super content with being 5’10 just get me into that 3 digit. ,its never enough bro.
22811,How tall are you?,"6'4""",stop.
22812,"6'4""",stop.,stop
22813,How tall are you?,"Just under 5', I stopped growing at 12. ",Me too! We could be twins. 
22814,"Just under 5', I stopped growing at 12. ",Me too! We could be twins. ,"lol  Probably not, other than height.  :P"
22815,How tall are you?,180 centimeters.,"So 5'9""?"
22816,180 centimeters.,"So 5'9""?","Well, I don't know :)

I'm not really known with the Imperial(?) stuff..."
22817,How tall are you?,5'3 and the shortest guy in my family :/,Short men are wonderful though 
22818,5'3 and the shortest guy in my family :/,Short men are wonderful though ,Thank you!
22819,5'3 and the shortest guy in my family :/,Short men are wonderful though ,"I agree. Shorter men are not less attractive than taller ones, in my personal opinion. "
22820,How tall are you?,"6' 7""","I can't even imagine being that tall (I'm sure you've never heard that before).

Also, hey there"
22821,"6' 7""","I can't even imagine being that tall (I'm sure you've never heard that before).

Also, hey there",Literally every day. I've got opinions on anything but that topic
22822,How tall are you?,"5' 7.5""",That's very specific 
22823,"5' 7.5""",That's very specific ,"Every time I go to the drs I get told I'm between 5' 7"" to 5' 8"" so I always say the middle."
22824,How tall are you?,"5'11"" and wish I was shorter!",Wanna give me some of those extra inches?
22825,"5'11"" and wish I was shorter!",Wanna give me some of those extra inches?,If only it was so easy! Gives me disphoria. Thankfully I saw a taller woman earlier.
22826,How tall are you?,"I'm a little fuck, i'm 5'6 and weight less then 140lb",Tiny little dude 
22827,"I'm a little fuck, i'm 5'6 and weight less then 140lb",Tiny little dude ,ya....
22828,tell me a song or band that you like and i'll try my best to recommend you a song,The Japanese House - The xx - EDEN - LANY,I was searching for someone who types EDEN.Hi there!
22829,The Japanese House - The xx - EDEN - LANY,I was searching for someone who types EDEN.Hi there!,Hey fellow EDEN fan :) have you heard his latest release?
22830,tell me a song or band that you like and i'll try my best to recommend you a song,Gin Blossoms. Thanks for doing this. This is cool!,":)

a bit of a different vibe, but you might like make everyone happy - modest mouse "
22831,Gin Blossoms. Thanks for doing this. This is cool!,":)

a bit of a different vibe, but you might like make everyone happy - modest mouse ",Thank you! I'm digging it!
22832,":)

a bit of a different vibe, but you might like make everyone happy - modest mouse ",Thank you! I'm digging it!,yay i'm glad!
22833,tell me a song or band that you like and i'll try my best to recommend you a song,Frank Turner,"""Mischief Brew"", ""Defiance, Ohio"""
22834,Frank Turner,"""Mischief Brew"", ""Defiance, Ohio""",I will check them out. Thanks!
22835,Hi Reddit. I just graduated for my Master's and don't really have anyone to share it with.,Congratulations. What's your stream?,"If by stream you mean major: I'm in Environmental Policy.

Is that what you meant?"
22836,Congratulations. What's your stream?,"If by stream you mean major: I'm in Environmental Policy.

Is that what you meant?","Yep.
Congrats on being successful man. Way to go."
22837,Hi Reddit. I just graduated for my Master's and don't really have anyone to share it with.,"Ayyyy congrats, I just started my bachelor for EEE and that's about it.",Thanks. What is EEE?
22838,"Ayyyy congrats, I just started my bachelor for EEE and that's about it.",Thanks. What is EEE?,Electrical and electronics engineering 
22839,Hi Reddit. I just graduated for my Master's and don't really have anyone to share it with.,Haha he said cum,Since you are so interested in cum I should probably introduce you to some of my gay friends.
22840,Haha he said cum,Since you are so interested in cum I should probably introduce you to some of my gay friends.,;)
22841,Anyone wanna chat? Woke up too early and can't sleep,[removed],Still around?
22842,[removed],Still around?,[removed]
22843,Still around?,[removed],What's up?
22844,[removed],What's up?,[removed]
22845,Anyone wanna chat? Woke up too early and can't sleep,Hey :) how's life treating you?,"Rough lately but getting better, you?"
22846,Hey :) how's life treating you?,"Rough lately but getting better, you?","I'm doing well, classes are hectic, but what can we do other than work our way through."
22847,"Rough lately but getting better, you?","I'm doing well, classes are hectic, but what can we do other than work our way through.",That's good. Classes are def hectic for me too 
22848,"I'm doing well, classes are hectic, but what can we do other than work our way through.",That's good. Classes are def hectic for me too ,what's your major?
22849,That's good. Classes are def hectic for me too ,what's your major?,"History w a minor in political science, you?"
22850,Anyone wanna chat? Woke up too early and can't sleep,Did you fall back to sleep???,"Dangit, he tricked us"
22851,Did you fall back to sleep???,"Dangit, he tricked us",Lol!
22852,Anyone wanna chat? Woke up too early and can't sleep,Hey! How are you? ,"I'm okay, trying not to dwell and it's hard. You?"
22853,Hey! How are you? ,"I'm okay, trying not to dwell and it's hard. You?","Same here, trying not to get carried away by my thoughts. "
22854,"I'm okay, trying not to dwell and it's hard. You?","Same here, trying not to get carried away by my thoughts. ",I hate it.. I wake up and instantly hate myself...
22855,It’s my birthday weekend and I have no one to spend it with,"Well it aint much but you got us, friend.

:)",That’s what I was hoping for. I really wanted people to talk to lol 
22856,"Well it aint much but you got us, friend.

:)",That’s what I was hoping for. I really wanted people to talk to lol ,So random question time: best book you've ever read? Best present you've ever received? 
22857,It’s my birthday weekend and I have no one to spend it with,"As the other one said, it isnt much but hey, you have us. 

Are you in to a hobby? ",Yeah I love video games! Is that a hobby??
22858,"As the other one said, it isnt much but hey, you have us. 

Are you in to a hobby? ",Yeah I love video games! Is that a hobby??,Did you play Mass Effect? Can't recommend it enough.
22859,Yeah I love video games! Is that a hobby??,Did you play Mass Effect? Can't recommend it enough.,"I’ve never actually played it, but I want to! I might look into it "
22860,It’s my birthday weekend and I have no one to spend it with,Come to southern Oregon and I'll make you a carrot cake! Or homemade pretzels! ,"Both sound amazing, I love carrot cake! I’m in Ohio that is quite the distance lol"
22861,Come to southern Oregon and I'll make you a carrot cake! Or homemade pretzels! ,"Both sound amazing, I love carrot cake! I’m in Ohio that is quite the distance lol","You're not wrong, but... homemade carrot cake."
22862,"Both sound amazing, I love carrot cake! I’m in Ohio that is quite the distance lol","You're not wrong, but... homemade carrot cake.",So tempting 
22863,It’s my birthday weekend and I have no one to spend it with,"Happy birthday, you!!!

",Thank you!
22864,"Happy birthday, you!!!

",Thank you!,"you're welcome!

i'm baking muffins. i'm going to eat one in your honor! :D"
22865,Thank you!,"you're welcome!

i'm baking muffins. i'm going to eat one in your honor! :D",Aww that’s so nice thank you! What kind of muffins?!
22866,It’s my birthday weekend and I have no one to spend it with,[removed],Thank you! You are not late :) where are you from?
22867,[removed],Thank you! You are not late :) where are you from?,[removed]
22868,Thank you! You are not late :) where are you from?,[removed],Very cool! Thank you so much for the birthday wishes :)
22869,obligatory I wanna fall in love post.,I like being obligatory too ..,"&gt; obligatory 

im lil drunk did i say something wrong? English isn't my first language "
22870,I like being obligatory too ..,"&gt; obligatory 

im lil drunk did i say something wrong? English isn't my first language ",Nope!  I made a few drinkey poos too .. what is your first language?
22871,"&gt; obligatory 

im lil drunk did i say something wrong? English isn't my first language ",Nope!  I made a few drinkey poos too .. what is your first language?,"Spanish! i get words mixed up sometimes
"
22872,Bored Marine.,Semper Fi !  I got out of the Navy when you were born ..,That's crazy! Thank you for your service. My brother is a sailor. 
22873,Semper Fi !  I got out of the Navy when you were born ..,That's crazy! Thank you for your service. My brother is a sailor. ,I regret not retiring .. Good on Him &amp; You!
22874,That's crazy! Thank you for your service. My brother is a sailor. ,I regret not retiring .. Good on Him &amp; You!,[removed]
22875,I regret not retiring .. Good on Him &amp; You!,[removed],"Good!  He'll rest fat, dumb &amp; happy in his older years .. hell, his 50s!"
22876,[removed],"Good!  He'll rest fat, dumb &amp; happy in his older years .. hell, his 50s!",[removed]
22877,Bored Marine.,I'm AF. Y'all call it A school right? Have you been through infantry school yet?,[removed]
22878,I'm AF. Y'all call it A school right? Have you been through infantry school yet?,[removed],"Oh okay thanks for the clarification. So how long is your enlistment? 

"
22879,[removed],"Oh okay thanks for the clarification. So how long is your enlistment? 

",[removed]
22880,Bored Marine.,0311 or POG? Jk,[removed]
22881,0311 or POG? Jk,[removed],Gotya. So how are you liking the marines?
22882,[removed],Gotya. So how are you liking the marines?,[removed]
22883,Bored Marine.,14th MAR? ,[removed]
22884,14th MAR? ,[removed],"Roger. So that means as a reserve arty, you're probably going to 14th Marines, correct? 

"
22885,[removed],"Roger. So that means as a reserve arty, you're probably going to 14th Marines, correct? 

",[removed]
22886,"Hey everybody! If you are lonely and want to talk tonight, let's do it!",The gangs all here,That's fun. How many?
22887,The gangs all here,That's fun. How many?,He was making a Spomgebob reference dawg
22888,"Hey everybody! If you are lonely and want to talk tonight, let's do it!","Hey thanks, I’ve just been eating pizza and playing Ghost Recon on extreme difficulty tonight.",Love that game! What system?
22889,"Hey thanks, I’ve just been eating pizza and playing Ghost Recon on extreme difficulty tonight.",Love that game! What system?,PC on Ultra Graphics settings
22890,"Hey everybody! If you are lonely and want to talk tonight, let's do it!",I feel sad and I don’t know why. Is it because I’m alone by my lonesome?,You aren't alone. I'm here!
22891,I feel sad and I don’t know why. Is it because I’m alone by my lonesome?,You aren't alone. I'm here!,Forever Alone Buddies!
22892,You aren't alone. I'm here!,Forever Alone Buddies!,What's up?
22893,"Hey everybody! If you are lonely and want to talk tonight, let's do it!","Nothing much. Just drinking and watching YouTube videos and Reddit. 

Alone.

You?","Hard cider, card game. Low key. "
22894,"Nothing much. Just drinking and watching YouTube videos and Reddit. 

Alone.

You?","Hard cider, card game. Low key. ","Hmmmm classic style. 

What sort of card game? "
22895,"Hard cider, card game. Low key. ","Hmmmm classic style. 

What sort of card game? ","9 hole golf. Weird game, only my second time playing. "
22896,Are you spending this new year's eve alone ?,"I feel ya, bro",Happy New Year! 
22897,"I feel ya, bro",Happy New Year! ,Same to you! 
22898,Are you spending this new year's eve alone ?,"Alone in a crowd.  Boyfriend is working, I'm going to a theme park alone. ","Have a good time, i guess.

Happy New Year"
22899,"Alone in a crowd.  Boyfriend is working, I'm going to a theme park alone. ","Have a good time, i guess.

Happy New Year","I've gone the past several years, it's a good time."
22900,"Alone in a crowd.  Boyfriend is working, I'm going to a theme park alone. ","Have a good time, i guess.

Happy New Year","To be honest it’s way too cold here anyways, might as well just stay in, the cold hurts "
22901,Are you spending this new year's eve alone ?,"Alone in a crowd.  Boyfriend is working, I'm going to a theme park alone. ","Guess that means you get the themes to yourself, hf :)"
22902,"Alone in a crowd.  Boyfriend is working, I'm going to a theme park alone. ","Guess that means you get the themes to yourself, hf :)","Oh no, it's crowded as hell here. I just don't have to talk to anyone! "
22903,Are you spending this new year's eve alone ?,Alone like I spent Christmas alone. How I’ve spent my entire life alone ,I’m here for you
22904,Alone like I spent Christmas alone. How I’ve spent my entire life alone ,I’m here for you,Only one here is a 24 pack of yuenglin and game of thrones
22905,"My name is Max, Im 18 and im really struggling with loneliness and the feeling that ill never progress, i wrote a poem too. I would really like to read whatever this made you think. Thank you.","Max break lines by pressing enter
 
just

like 

this",Mobile
22906,"Max break lines by pressing enter
 
just

like 

this",Mobile,Think it works by doing it twice.
22907,What are your plans for NYE?,Im not doin a damn thing except working like i always am.. yay me,What do you do for work? 
22908,Im not doin a damn thing except working like i always am.. yay me,What do you do for work? ,Drive a milk semi
22909,What do you do for work? ,Drive a milk semi,Hooray for the milk-men!! My grandad used to be a milk-man :)
22910,What is everyone doing on this beautiful New Year's Eve Eve?,Just playing some vidya's, What games?
22911,Just playing some vidya's, What games?,Fire Emblem Warriors
22912, What games?,Fire Emblem Warriors, expensive game!
22913,What is everyone doing on this beautiful New Year's Eve Eve?,Probably just getting drunk friends at home , What ya drinking?
22914,Probably just getting drunk friends at home , What ya drinking?,Did not read the second Eve lol Right now I'm just hanging out at home.
22915, What ya drinking?,Did not read the second Eve lol Right now I'm just hanging out at home.,"You sure, cause it sounds like you've started drinking ;)"
22916,What is everyone doing on this beautiful New Year's Eve Eve?,I'm still at work for another hour so I'm just posting on reddit and listening to music., Share with us what you're listening to
22917,I'm still at work for another hour so I'm just posting on reddit and listening to music., Share with us what you're listening to,Bad Blood by Neil Sedaka!
22918,Tell me one positive thing about yourself!,I'm an amazing husband,Then you must have a very lucky wife! 
22919,I'm an amazing husband,Then you must have a very lucky wife! ,We're both lucky : ) 
22920,Then you must have a very lucky wife! ,We're both lucky : ) ,I wish you both the best down the road
22921,We're both lucky : ) ,I wish you both the best down the road,Thank you!
22922,Tell me one positive thing about yourself!,I've got an afro,Oh that sounds nice. I always appreciated the Afro look :)
22923,I've got an afro,Oh that sounds nice. I always appreciated the Afro look :),Haha yeah! It's difficult to take care of sometimes. But id say it's worth it.
22924,Tell me one positive thing about yourself!,I am eating pizza right now,Sounds nice. What toppings do you have on it? 
22925,I am eating pizza right now,Sounds nice. What toppings do you have on it? ,Just pepperoni. It is really good
22926,Tell me one positive thing about yourself!,I can make most people laugh!,That’s great! Hopefully you can continue to brighten more days :)
22927,I can make most people laugh!,That’s great! Hopefully you can continue to brighten more days :),Thank you! Here's to hoping both our days are bright!
22928,It's my birthday :),Happy birthday! What are you eating? ,Tonight I am having Mexican food
22929,Happy birthday! What are you eating? ,Tonight I am having Mexican food,niceA
22930,What's Everyone's plans for New Year's Eve?,nope just gonna be getting high and sleeping in a dumpster. usual stuff.,"haha, i hope you're joking..."
22931,nope just gonna be getting high and sleeping in a dumpster. usual stuff.,"haha, i hope you're joking...",what? where was i indicating that i was joking? 
22932,What's Everyone's plans for New Year's Eve?,Probably in bed drinking whisky and watching Black Mirror. ,Currently watching it. I’m just starting episode 3!
22933,Probably in bed drinking whisky and watching Black Mirror. ,Currently watching it. I’m just starting episode 3!,I've seen 2 episodes. So far so good!
22934,What's Everyone's plans for New Year's Eve?,none,That's no fun :(
22935,none,That's no fun :(,"Its a blast actually.

I do nothing everyday."
22936,That's no fun :(,"Its a blast actually.

I do nothing everyday.","Well, I mean, if that's what you really enjoy!"
22937,“Funny” how things fall apart at the same time.,"Stay strong, good man. ",Thanks man.
22938,"Stay strong, good man. ",Thanks man.,"Papa bless dawg, stay strong
"
22939,Cute Relationships,I'm single but I daydream about that sort of thing all the time. :),Thought I was the only one
22940,I'm single but I daydream about that sort of thing all the time. :),Thought I was the only one,You're totally not the only one.
22941,"A free advice thread. Ask me for help, and get it. Warning: You get what you pay for.",I've never been in a relationship and I long for it all the time. ,How old are you? Are you in college? Working? Do you have friends? hobbies?
22942,I've never been in a relationship and I long for it all the time. ,How old are you? Are you in college? Working? Do you have friends? hobbies?,25. yes. yes. no.no. 
22943,"A free advice thread. Ask me for help, and get it. Warning: You get what you pay for.",Where do i pay?,You can pay me in emojis.
22944,Where do i pay?,You can pay me in emojis.,I dunno 🤔 i don’t want to get scammed you know
22945,You can pay me in emojis.,I dunno 🤔 i don’t want to get scammed you know,You fell for my ruse. 😈
22946,"someone asked me if I spoke ""Asian""",but do you? ^^^/s,"I knew the symbol for ""tai chi"" so yes, basically I am fluent."
22947,but do you? ^^^/s,"I knew the symbol for ""tai chi"" so yes, basically I am fluent.",So what language do you know? 
22948,"I knew the symbol for ""tai chi"" so yes, basically I am fluent.",So what language do you know? ,He already said Asian. Keep up 
22949,So what language do you know? ,He already said Asian. Keep up ,"Lol, um"
22950,So what language do you know? ,He already said Asian. Keep up ,Clearly he knows Tai Chinese
22951,"I knew the symbol for ""tai chi"" so yes, basically I am fluent.",So what language do you know? ,I'm from florida so a little Spanish by default
22952,but do you? ^^^/s,"I knew the symbol for ""tai chi"" so yes, basically I am fluent.","""I know kung fu."""
22953,"I knew the symbol for ""tai chi"" so yes, basically I am fluent.","""I know kung fu.""","""Show me"""
22954,I just got a new job.,"Awesome! Whats the new job doing? Less stress, more money is always the best equation!",A territory manager :)
22955,"Awesome! Whats the new job doing? Less stress, more money is always the best equation!",A territory manager :),That sounds like a dog's dream job.
22956,A territory manager :),That sounds like a dog's dream job.,Did you just assume OP's species?
22957,"Awesome! Whats the new job doing? Less stress, more money is always the best equation!",A territory manager :),"If you can, what does that entail?"
22958,I just got a new job.,"Congratulations! 

Celebrating 30 years with my employer next year!","Wow that's absolutely incredible! What is it that you do, if you don't mind me asking?"
22959,"Congratulations! 

Celebrating 30 years with my employer next year!","Wow that's absolutely incredible! What is it that you do, if you don't mind me asking?",City bus driver. 
22960,"Wow that's absolutely incredible! What is it that you do, if you don't mind me asking?",City bus driver. ,Do you like your job? What hours do you normally work? 
22961,I just got a new job.,Woooo! Yay for financial security! What a great start to 2018.,it's still 2017
22962,Woooo! Yay for financial security! What a great start to 2018.,it's still 2017,Lets assume she doesnt start dec 30
22963,I just got a new job.,I got laid off today so I feel like the exact opposite. ,No severance package?
22964,I got laid off today so I feel like the exact opposite. ,No severance package?,lol no. it was a contract position so no benefits at all. 
22965,Did anyone buy themselves a Christmas present?,I did but only because it was a necessary. I bought myself a new car ,What brand did you get? My family is planning to sell a 12 year old Toyota and buy a new car.
22966,I did but only because it was a necessary. I bought myself a new car ,What brand did you get? My family is planning to sell a 12 year old Toyota and buy a new car.,I got a Honda Fit. It’s pretty nice! 
22967,What brand did you get? My family is planning to sell a 12 year old Toyota and buy a new car.,I got a Honda Fit. It’s pretty nice! ,"Oh nice, congrats! :)"
22968,Did anyone buy themselves a Christmas present?,Hella yea,What did you get?
22969,Hella yea,What did you get?,I’m too embarrassed to say. It was a lot 
22970,What did you get?,I’m too embarrassed to say. It was a lot ,Ok. Hope you liked your gifts and enjoy them.
22971,I’m too embarrassed to say. It was a lot ,Ok. Hope you liked your gifts and enjoy them.,I do it was make up and clothes nothing major. 😉
22972,Ok. Hope you liked your gifts and enjoy them.,I do it was make up and clothes nothing major. 😉,👍😎
22973,Anyone just looking to talk,here?,Wherever you want
22974,here?,Wherever you want,are you on school break?
22975,Wherever you want,are you on school break?,Yeah it’s a lot longer than I expected - month and a half 
22976,are you on school break?,Yeah it’s a lot longer than I expected - month and a half ,it's long. i'm getting bored of it too. 
22977,Yeah it’s a lot longer than I expected - month and a half ,it's long. i'm getting bored of it too. ,What year are you in 
22978,it's long. i'm getting bored of it too. ,What year are you in ,:l I'm like junior/senior. 
22979,What year are you in ,:l I'm like junior/senior. ,Any plans for after college? 
22980,:l I'm like junior/senior. ,Any plans for after college? ,"yeah, get a job in my field. "
22981,Any plans for after college? ,"yeah, get a job in my field. ",What’s your field? 
22982,"yeah, get a job in my field. ",What’s your field? ,"business, how about yours?"
22983,Anyone just looking to talk,just listening to some music ,What kind? Any recommendations?
22984,just listening to some music ,What kind? Any recommendations?,"Well I listen to all kinds of music but if u love any music I'm listening to ""Vicetone-Stars"""
22985,What kind? Any recommendations?,"Well I listen to all kinds of music but if u love any music I'm listening to ""Vicetone-Stars""",How do you feel about modern pop 
22986,"Well I listen to all kinds of music but if u love any music I'm listening to ""Vicetone-Stars""",How do you feel about modern pop ,it's alright and better compared to today's rap 
22987,How do you feel about modern pop ,it's alright and better compared to today's rap ,Hm I have the opposite opinion - why don’t you like today’s rap 
22988,Does anyone just want to talk?,i'm for a chat. what up,Yerrrrrrr.
22989,i'm for a chat. what up,Yerrrrrrr.,what?
22990,Yerrrrrrr.,what?,Chicken butt.
22991,what?,Chicken butt.,:(
22992,Chicken butt.,:(,Oh no i'm sowwieeeeeeee. &lt;/3
22993,:(,Oh no i'm sowwieeeeeeee. &lt;/3,O_o you ok?
22994,Oh no i'm sowwieeeeeeee. &lt;/3,O_o you ok?,Only if you're ok. :')
22995,O_o you ok?,Only if you're ok. :'),you called me chicken butt &gt;:O out of nowhere...or is their a history? :o
22996,I don’t like ketchup at all.,We all have our things we hate. Mine is mayonnaise. HATE it ! ,I hate mayo except in egg salad
22997,We all have our things we hate. Mine is mayonnaise. HATE it ! ,I hate mayo except in egg salad,Egg salad is the best.
22998,I don’t like ketchup at all.,"I dunno if we can be friends...jk.

Putting ketchup on pizza is quite weird, however.",yeah ketchup on anything that already has tomato sauce like pizza or pasta... sacrilege 
22999,"I dunno if we can be friends...jk.

Putting ketchup on pizza is quite weird, however.",yeah ketchup on anything that already has tomato sauce like pizza or pasta... sacrilege ,Yea crazy people do that.
23000,I don’t like ketchup at all.,"My daughter also hates ketchup.

That makes two of you.

Both of you are wrong.",Your daughter is smart. Very smart.
23001,"My daughter also hates ketchup.

That makes two of you.

Both of you are wrong.",Your daughter is smart. Very smart.,"My daughter saw your post, likes it, and now considers you a friend &lt;rolleyes&gt;"
23002,Your daughter is smart. Very smart.,"My daughter saw your post, likes it, and now considers you a friend &lt;rolleyes&gt;",That is awesome. The hate for ketchup unites people i guess.
23003,What are you listening to currently?,Adele,What do you think of 25? I didn't like it as much as I liked 21.
23004,Adele,What do you think of 25? I didn't like it as much as I liked 21.,i liked it. 
23005,I’ll make you a mini-playlist,I'm making New Year's resolutions. ,You looking for motivation music or thinking music? 
23006,I'm making New Year's resolutions. ,You looking for motivation music or thinking music? ,"Hmm, thinking music."
23007,You looking for motivation music or thinking music? ,"Hmm, thinking music.",Standby 
23008,I’ll make you a mini-playlist,"Oh this sounds like a fun post. Hmm, well I'm working for the next 5 hours.","Are you looking for motivation music, focus music, or a bit of both? "
23009,"Oh this sounds like a fun post. Hmm, well I'm working for the next 5 hours.","Are you looking for motivation music, focus music, or a bit of both? ","Let's go with a bit of both, since I'm feeling both unmotivated and unfocused lol"
23010,"Are you looking for motivation music, focus music, or a bit of both? ","Let's go with a bit of both, since I'm feeling both unmotivated and unfocused lol","1) The Glitch Mob - Fortune Days 
2) Jinsang - Times Movin’ Fast
3) Kaleo - No Good "
23011,Lets talk about you :),"im sick and i think im dying......i think it's sore throat, i keep coughing",Oh no! First are you taking medicine? And second how are you trying to stay entertained?
23012,"im sick and i think im dying......i think it's sore throat, i keep coughing",Oh no! First are you taking medicine? And second how are you trying to stay entertained?,i dont know
23013,Lets talk about you :),If anyone's going to do any talking around here - it'll be 'bout YOU and only YOU.,Woah! Are you trying to break this? I made some simple rules you are trying to ignore. 
23014,If anyone's going to do any talking around here - it'll be 'bout YOU and only YOU.,Woah! Are you trying to break this? I made some simple rules you are trying to ignore. ,Jest looking out for #1.
23015,Woah! Are you trying to break this? I made some simple rules you are trying to ignore. ,Jest looking out for #1.,That’s you though... right? 
23016,Lets talk about you :),i'm getting old and i didn't get to ever enjoy my youth,"It isn’t too late is it? :) I mean if you don’t mind me asking, what is your age?"
23017,i'm getting old and i didn't get to ever enjoy my youth,"It isn’t too late is it? :) I mean if you don’t mind me asking, what is your age?",25
23018,Hi! If you could have any color hair what would it be and wh,"White, I want to be Santa so bad. ",Ooohh.. that's be pretty cool! Also how many pigeons have you been PM'd?
23019,"White, I want to be Santa so bad. ",Ooohh.. that's be pretty cool! Also how many pigeons have you been PM'd?,Zero. Lol
23020,Ooohh.. that's be pretty cool! Also how many pigeons have you been PM'd?,Zero. Lol,If I had pigeons I'd pm you a picture. Actually I may have a picture so seagulls count?
23021,Zero. Lol,If I had pigeons I'd pm you a picture. Actually I may have a picture so seagulls count?,Sure! 
23022,Hi! If you could have any color hair what would it be and wh,"Personally I'd like to go back to my youthful orange... like, carrot orange.  I miss it.",Ooh..I don't think I've ever seen carrot orange hair..
23023,"Personally I'd like to go back to my youthful orange... like, carrot orange.  I miss it.",Ooh..I don't think I've ever seen carrot orange hair..,It happens!  Gingers FTW :P
23024,Ooh..I don't think I've ever seen carrot orange hair..,It happens!  Gingers FTW :P,"So you didn't dye it that color, it was natural.. Nice!"
23025,It happens!  Gingers FTW :P,"So you didn't dye it that color, it was natural.. Nice!",Yep!  I mean who would dye a little kid's hair anyhow? xD
23026,"Whenever you wanna chat, but you're just not inspired...","You've come to the right place, what's up?! I have problems sticking my fork in my mango. ","Hahaha, is that so?

What's up... I'm thinking of making up some tea at the moment. :')"
23027,"You've come to the right place, what's up?! I have problems sticking my fork in my mango. ","Hahaha, is that so?

What's up... I'm thinking of making up some tea at the moment. :')","I'm not really into the tea, but mango tea is the shit. Ever tried it?"
23028,"Whenever you wanna chat, but you're just not inspired...",I love to talk about anything and everything. Ask me anything. ,Cake or death?
23029,I love to talk about anything and everything. Ask me anything. ,Cake or death?,Death by cake.
23030,I love to talk about anything and everything. Ask me anything. ,Cake or death?,Hmmmmm that's hard atm I think I'm gonna go with cake but that may change. 
23031,"Whenever you wanna chat, but you're just not inspired...",I love tagging people in memes.,On Facebook?
23032,I love tagging people in memes.,On Facebook?,Yes 😅
23033,"Whenever you wanna chat, but you're just not inspired...","It’s Christmas and I’m happy and I love you

•&lt; :)","Haha, I don't know you, but I love you too then! ❤ C:

'Sup?"
23034,"It’s Christmas and I’m happy and I love you

•&lt; :)","Haha, I don't know you, but I love you too then! ❤ C:

'Sup?",Not much. But I’m feeling goood :3
23035,Ticketmaster makes me not want to attend concerts/shows.,"Unrelated, but I have never met anyone else who says 'hell the fuck no!' 😂",now you can add it to your vocabulary!
23036,"Unrelated, but I have never met anyone else who says 'hell the fuck no!' 😂",now you can add it to your vocabulary!,I used to say it all the time!
23037,Ticketmaster makes me not want to attend concerts/shows.,I gave up attending shows long ago.,What about local bands?
23038,I gave up attending shows long ago.,What about local bands?,Nope.
23039,Ticketmaster makes me not want to attend concerts/shows.,That's why pearl jam protested them,"pearl jam is great, or so my husband tells me"
23040,That's why pearl jam protested them,"pearl jam is great, or so my husband tells me",Your husband is correct
23041,Ticketmaster makes me not want to attend concerts/shows.,Just hit up the box office directly. :),"I would usually, just in this case, driving to baltimore from virginia sucks ass!"
23042,Just hit up the box office directly. :),"I would usually, just in this case, driving to baltimore from virginia sucks ass!",That's fair. I avoid the NoVa area like the plague.
23043,I just got my first hate DM on Reddit,I wish I got DMs at all ,"CalzoneCalzone, People dream of you.  You are an amazing dish!  "
23044,I wish I got DMs at all ,"CalzoneCalzone, People dream of you.  You are an amazing dish!  ",Thanks :) calzones are truly a god-tier food. 
23045,I just got my first hate DM on Reddit,I wish I got DMs at all ,"I'll slide into your DMs, consensually of course"
23046,I wish I got DMs at all ,"I'll slide into your DMs, consensually of course",👍
23047,Why are non drinkers considered boring?,I'm a non drinker in freaking Ireland. It's like playing life on hard mode!,Damn. 
23048,I'm a non drinker in freaking Ireland. It's like playing life on hard mode!,Damn. ,"Yup, every social occasion is an interrogation once I mention I'm not drinking. "
23049,What instantly lifts your mood?,listening to ABBA is like my antidepressant ,YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEEEEEN YOUNG AND SWEEEET ONLYYYYY SEVENTEEEEEEEN
23050,listening to ABBA is like my antidepressant ,YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEEEEEN YOUNG AND SWEEEET ONLYYYYY SEVENTEEEEEEEN,depression : cured 
23051,YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEEEEEN YOUNG AND SWEEEET ONLYYYYY SEVENTEEEEEEEN,depression : cured ,No no no you were meant to finish off the lyrics!! Ahah 
23052,depression : cured ,No no no you were meant to finish off the lyrics!! Ahah ,ugh fuck i’ve failed you 
23053,No no no you were meant to finish off the lyrics!! Ahah ,ugh fuck i’ve failed you ,Ahahaha 
23054,What instantly lifts your mood?,Food. Give me all of it :d,What’s your fav?
23055,Food. Give me all of it :d,What’s your fav?,a good sandwich :d
23056,What instantly lifts your mood?,1 Ginger Pepsi &amp; my favorite metal band.,Who’s your fav metal band?
23057,1 Ginger Pepsi &amp; my favorite metal band.,Who’s your fav metal band?,Machine Head!
23058,What instantly lifts your mood?,etikaWorldNetwork,What’s that? 
23059,etikaWorldNetwork,What’s that? ,a dude who streams
23060,Bob Ross is making my life better,dude wait till you meet Steve and his smashing,Is that his son? I think he mentioned him in one of the episodes I watched 
23061,dude wait till you meet Steve and his smashing,Is that his son? I think he mentioned him in one of the episodes I watched ,Ye he brings him on to paint and it's really good
23062,Bob Ross is making my life better,You should take up painting and paint with him :),Thank you for the kind words :)
23063,You should take up painting and paint with him :),Thank you for the kind words :),"Anytime, pal :) Keep your chin up! :) "
23064,Ever wish you could just buy a plane ticket and walk out on your life?,"I traveled A LOT from age 27-25, mostly unsupervised. You just need a car and some money.",Whoa!  Where'd you get the time machine?
23065,"I traveled A LOT from age 27-25, mostly unsupervised. You just need a car and some money.",Whoa!  Where'd you get the time machine?,Fixed lol.
23066,Whoa!  Where'd you get the time machine?,Fixed lol.,Pls fix the original text too xD
23067,Im going to learn how to drive today for the first time and I'm over 25.,"Once you conquer this fear, anything is possible.  Good luck!   ",What about fighting a cave troll?
23068,"Once you conquer this fear, anything is possible.  Good luck!   ",What about fighting a cave troll?,"I'm sad that /r/spelunking isn't an active sub

(I've only cave dived like twice, but still)"
23069,How are you all doing?,Hey :),Hey
23070,Hey :),Hey,:D
23071,Hey,:D,xD
23072,:D,xD,Yay!
23073,xD,Yay!,And Hi. What up?
23074,Yay!,And Hi. What up?,poke. i am just chilling at work. what are places i can go for fun?
23075,Hey :),Hey,Hey!
23076,How are you all doing?,Hey :),Hey! How are you? Are the holidays going well for you?
23077,Hey :),Hey! How are you? Are the holidays going well for you?,Haven’t been great as usual. Spring term starting tomorrow 
23078,Hey! How are you? Are the holidays going well for you?,Haven’t been great as usual. Spring term starting tomorrow ,"That sucks, the holidays are really hard sometimes."
23079,Haven’t been great as usual. Spring term starting tomorrow ,"That sucks, the holidays are really hard sometimes.",Really very 
23080,Hey :),Hey! How are you? Are the holidays going well for you?,they were getting boring so i got a job
23081,Hey! How are you? Are the holidays going well for you?,they were getting boring so i got a job,My workplace is not open today so I've gotta stick to the boring. 
23082,they were getting boring so i got a job,My workplace is not open today so I've gotta stick to the boring. ,oh man. you should join a sports team. you know what i want? i want to go bowling. 
23083,My workplace is not open today so I've gotta stick to the boring. ,oh man. you should join a sports team. you know what i want? i want to go bowling. ,Bowling sounds awesome! I'm not very athletic but maybe!
23084,How are you all doing?,Right now I'm just relaxing and browsing the Boxing Day sales online!,That sounds really great! Find anything interesting?
23085,Right now I'm just relaxing and browsing the Boxing Day sales online!,That sounds really great! Find anything interesting?,Not really. But I probably don't need anything anyway! 
23086,That sounds really great! Find anything interesting?,Not really. But I probably don't need anything anyway! ,"That's fair. Sorry I took so long to respond the first time, I had to go to a neighbors house. "
23087,"Hey, let's talk.",Did you get anything cool for the holidays? When do you go back to school?,"Yeah, I got a new guitar, and I go back to school on the 8th."
23088,Did you get anything cool for the holidays? When do you go back to school?,"Yeah, I got a new guitar, and I go back to school on the 8th.",That's awesome! Did family come to visit? 
23089,I kinda feel cheated on Christmas. I know I'm being selfish but meh.,Why is your wife not buying presents for you?,He is the sole breadwinner. Where does she get money?
23090,Why is your wife not buying presents for you?,He is the sole breadwinner. Where does she get money?,From him... to go and buy something thoughtful for him. 
23091,He is the sole breadwinner. Where does she get money?,From him... to go and buy something thoughtful for him. ,That makes sense. 
23092,Who else is exited for the new season of Black Mirror,"I didn't exit, I'm staying right here.","Oh shoot, major typo, I didn't even notice that, oh well :/"
23093,"I didn't exit, I'm staying right here.","Oh shoot, major typo, I didn't even notice that, oh well :/","xD

I am very-much looking forward to the new season. All the more reason I'm not exiting."
23094,Why do I live in Minnesota?,It is currently 6 degrees in lovely Western NY. I need a vacation.,I feel ya. Still have 2 months until mine :(
23095,It is currently 6 degrees in lovely Western NY. I need a vacation.,I feel ya. Still have 2 months until mine :(,Think warm thoughts!
23096,Help me choose 18 things to do on 2018!,Have you been to a major music festival? ,Never--but it would be fun!
23097,Have you been to a major music festival? ,Never--but it would be fun!,Dooo ittt! 
23098,"Question for white guys, name a black female celebrity (or famous instagram model) that you find attractive?",Rihanna ,I dont blame you dude. She’s gorgeous! 
23099,Rihanna ,I dont blame you dude. She’s gorgeous! ,She is 😤💦
23100,"Question for white guys, name a black female celebrity (or famous instagram model) that you find attractive?",The first names that popped into my head were Halle Berry and Rosario Dawson. ,Both of those girls are gorgeous! I find it amazing how they are both aging so well. 
23101,The first names that popped into my head were Halle Berry and Rosario Dawson. ,Both of those girls are gorgeous! I find it amazing how they are both aging so well. ,"Yea I was surprised to see how old they were, especially Rosario. "
23102,Both of those girls are gorgeous! I find it amazing how they are both aging so well. ,"Yea I was surprised to see how old they were, especially Rosario. ",I know right! Lol
23103,"Question for white guys, name a black female celebrity (or famous instagram model) that you find attractive?",Meghan Merkel. So cute. ,"I know right! She’s beautiful. Her and harry look so happy together, im happy for them. "
23104,Meghan Merkel. So cute. ,"I know right! She’s beautiful. Her and harry look so happy together, im happy for them. ",She’s glowing all the time. Beautiful indeed. 
23105,"Have any of you revisited old, irrelevant games from your past that you love?",Has anybody played Red Alert 2? I redownloaded it a few weeks ago. Those were good times.,That was the last good one in my opinion! I should get that again. 
23106,Has anybody played Red Alert 2? I redownloaded it a few weeks ago. Those were good times.,That was the last good one in my opinion! I should get that again. ,Yeah Red Alert 3 killed the whole franchise. 
23107,Does anyone else really want to meet people but become awkward when people are around?,"&gt; I keep thinking the other person hates me. 

hehe yeah i feel the same too, OP",I’m sure you’re awesome! 
23108,"&gt; I keep thinking the other person hates me. 

hehe yeah i feel the same too, OP",I’m sure you’re awesome! ,"Hey thank you for your post, I try to be awesome that's for sure. "
23109,"My name is Buddy and I am a dog. If you are feeling sad, we can woof at each other.",woof,**sniff** ...woof!
23110,woof,**sniff** ...woof!,Bark?
23111,"My name is Buddy and I am a dog. If you are feeling sad, we can woof at each other.",WOOF,Do you know where the treats are? You smell like meaty things
23112,WOOF,Do you know where the treats are? You smell like meaty things,That's a bad woofer!
23113,Do you know where the treats are? You smell like meaty things,That's a bad woofer!,WHY DO YOU SAY THAT??? Do you know where treats are?
23114,That's a bad woofer!,WHY DO YOU SAY THAT??? Do you know where treats are?,SIT
23115,WHY DO YOU SAY THAT??? Do you know where treats are?,SIT,"WOOF! idont know you!

I want a treat"
23116,"My name is Buddy and I am a dog. If you are feeling sad, we can woof at each other.",have you had some yummy S C H M A C K O S today?,I HAd many schmackos! all the schmackos and chikins too!
23117,have you had some yummy S C H M A C K O S today?,I HAd many schmackos! all the schmackos and chikins too!,Ohh I love chickins! Mummy gives bits of them cooked to me and I am very good
23118,I HAd many schmackos! all the schmackos and chikins too!,Ohh I love chickins! Mummy gives bits of them cooked to me and I am very good,*SNIFF* YOU ARE A DOG TOO! your but smells so excellent!
23119,"My name is Buddy and I am a dog. If you are feeling sad, we can woof at each other.",Mraow?,*sniff* you are a kitty. are you tasty?
23120,Mraow?,*sniff* you are a kitty. are you tasty?,"Keep your nose away from me you overenthusiastic stranger. And no, of course not."
23121,*sniff* you are a kitty. are you tasty?,"Keep your nose away from me you overenthusiastic stranger. And no, of course not.",I promise not to eat you. I used to want to eat kitties
23122,"Keep your nose away from me you overenthusiastic stranger. And no, of course not.",I promise not to eat you. I used to want to eat kitties,... *used* to?
23123,What'd you get yourself for Christmas?,"I'm thinking of getting myself new winter boots. Not sure what else, if anything at all.",Nice. That means you're pretty content with what you have! 
23124,"I'm thinking of getting myself new winter boots. Not sure what else, if anything at all.",Nice. That means you're pretty content with what you have! ,I suppose. More like broke af. 
23125,Nice. That means you're pretty content with what you have! ,I suppose. More like broke af. ,Lol aw. Well what would you get yourself if you have the money?! 
23126,What'd you get yourself for Christmas?,I'm buying Pokemon tomorrow if the stores are open aha,Oh they will be! Where you from?!
23127,I'm buying Pokemon tomorrow if the stores are open aha,Oh they will be! Where you from?!,A medium sized city in Canada. Fingers crossed :)
23128,What'd you get yourself for Christmas?,I got a tablet and Pokemon Ultra Moon. 😊,Nice! which tablet?
23129,I got a tablet and Pokemon Ultra Moon. 😊,Nice! which tablet?,Chuwi hi8
23130,"I’m feeling numb, let’s just have a conversation.",Hi! ,Hi there!
23131,Hi! ,Hi there!,What music do you like? 
23132,"I’m feeling numb, let’s just have a conversation.",Hej på dig,"Tjena, hur är läget?"
23133,Hej på dig,"Tjena, hur är läget?",Antagligen samma som dig. Försöker motivera mig själv att gå ur sängen atm
23134,"Tjena, hur är läget?",Antagligen samma som dig. Försöker motivera mig själv att gå ur sängen atm,"Ta och drick lite te eller något liknande, det brukar hjälpa lugnat ta fet lugnt."
23135,There should be a subreddit for pairing people up to do nothing except check in on each other once or twice a week to ask how their day has been.,Sounds like it ought to be named /r/casualfriends,What about /r/penpalsofreddit
23136,Sounds like it ought to be named /r/casualfriends,What about /r/penpalsofreddit,I like this one
23137,Sounds like it ought to be named /r/casualfriends,What about /r/penpalsofreddit,Says it is unavailable/private
23138,What about /r/penpalsofreddit,Says it is unavailable/private,Private? I wonder what they're doing in there.
23139,Says it is unavailable/private,Private? I wonder what they're doing in there.,"Nonono, you are thinking of /r/DirtyPenPals"
23140,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.",I fuckinhate Christmas,Good time to snuggle up and sleep. 
23141,I fuckinhate Christmas,Good time to snuggle up and sleep. ,&lt;3
23142,What are you doing right this second?,11:30 in FL. Just started watching die hard. ,Good idea! Maybe I’ll queue it up now so I can watch it with you 
23143,11:30 in FL. Just started watching die hard. ,Good idea! Maybe I’ll queue it up now so I can watch it with you ,Can’t go wrong with a classic 
23144,Good idea! Maybe I’ll queue it up now so I can watch it with you ,Can’t go wrong with a classic ,"A Christmas classic, no less "
23145,Can’t go wrong with a classic ,"A Christmas classic, no less ",It’s just not Christmas till I see Hans Gruber fall off nakatomi plaza 
23146,What are you doing right this second?,Lying in bed,Sounds warm and cozy 
23147,Lying in bed,Sounds warm and cozy ,More just wishing the blanckets were thicker
23148,Sounds warm and cozy ,More just wishing the blanckets were thicker,I’m guessing you live somewhere cold 
23149,More just wishing the blanckets were thicker,I’m guessing you live somewhere cold ,"Nah, just near an ac vent"
23150,I’m guessing you live somewhere cold ,"Nah, just near an ac vent",Turn that shiz off then! :)
23151,"Nah, just near an ac vent",Turn that shiz off then! :),This takes work
23152,Turn that shiz off then! :),This takes work,True. Damn...
23153,What are you doing right this second?,Watching Supernatural season 10 and browsing reddit :),Nice! I’ve never seen that show. I’m guessing it should check it out 
23154,Watching Supernatural season 10 and browsing reddit :),Nice! I’ve never seen that show. I’m guessing it should check it out ,I suggest it. But there's loads of feels in some of the episodes.
23155,Nice! I’ve never seen that show. I’m guessing it should check it out ,I suggest it. But there's loads of feels in some of the episodes.,I like da feels 
23156,I suggest it. But there's loads of feels in some of the episodes.,I like da feels ,Mostly hits during the season finales when Carry On My Wayward Son plays
23157,I like da feels ,Mostly hits during the season finales when Carry On My Wayward Son plays,Do they play that at every season finale? Lol
23158,What are you doing right this second?,"Playing XCOM 2, drinking tea, listening to youtube videos. All in all, nice night! ",Glad to hear it. What kind of tea?
23159,"Playing XCOM 2, drinking tea, listening to youtube videos. All in all, nice night! ",Glad to hear it. What kind of tea?,"Some herbal orange tea, nothing special but I like it.

How's your night been going? "
23160,I'm having a shitty Christmas and I want just want to wish a merry christmas to everyone who's going through the same!,"I am just in my room reading reddit memes.

I'd take the screaming kids any moment :(",Screaming kids bring the noise!
23161,"I am just in my room reading reddit memes.

I'd take the screaming kids any moment :(",Screaming kids bring the noise!,Yeah but they are also fun. :D
23162,I'm having a shitty Christmas and I want just want to wish a merry christmas to everyone who's going through the same!,"I am just in my room reading reddit memes.

I'd take the screaming kids any moment :(","Aw, this makes me sad. I hope you're okay, friend."
23163,"I am just in my room reading reddit memes.

I'd take the screaming kids any moment :(","Aw, this makes me sad. I hope you're okay, friend.","Yea I am ok c: Family's just far away in another country, you know the classic thing."
23164,What games are you guys playing?,"Skyrim, the fact that you can do so much with the game is what makes it cool.",Mods add practically infinite replay value too! I love messing with the physics
23165,"Skyrim, the fact that you can do so much with the game is what makes it cool.",Mods add practically infinite replay value too! I love messing with the physics,"I do love a good mod, which ways do you like to mess with the physics?"
23166,Mods add practically infinite replay value too! I love messing with the physics,"I do love a good mod, which ways do you like to mess with the physics?",Shooting shit into the air mostly. I'm pretty easy to entertain lol
23167,What games are you guys playing?,Game of Thrones,The Telltale series? I screwed that up badly the first time D:
23168,Game of Thrones,The Telltale series? I screwed that up badly the first time D:,The tv show. I was just making a pun and having fun. :)
23169,The Telltale series? I screwed that up badly the first time D:,The tv show. I was just making a pun and having fun. :),oh XD my mistake
23170,"One thing I'm afraid of is when we colonize Mars, there will be ""Earth Truthers"" claiming that humans never came from Earth and that Earth never existed.",This is so plausible it's actually kinda sad.,"There will always be idiots, don't plan your future around them. "
23171,This is so plausible it's actually kinda sad.,"There will always be idiots, don't plan your future around them. ","No-one said anything about planning a future around idiots, did they?"
23172,"There will always be idiots, don't plan your future around them. ","No-one said anything about planning a future around idiots, did they?",Nope! So there is no reason to be sad. 
23173,"One thing I'm afraid of is when we colonize Mars, there will be ""Earth Truthers"" claiming that humans never came from Earth and that Earth never existed.","Have you ever read Asimov's ""Foundation"" series?",100000% recommend to anyone who hasn't
23174,"Have you ever read Asimov's ""Foundation"" series?",100000% recommend to anyone who hasn't,"Only 100000%? Not a hardcore Asimov fan, I see... "
23175,"One thing I'm afraid of is when we colonize Mars, there will be ""Earth Truthers"" claiming that humans never came from Earth and that Earth never existed.",I wouldn't worry so much about things that are 10000 years in the future.,"More like 40, but ok"
23176,I wouldn't worry so much about things that are 10000 years in the future.,"More like 40, but ok",Really doubt anyone will say humans didn't come from Earth in 40 years.
23177,"One thing I'm afraid of is when we colonize Mars, there will be ""Earth Truthers"" claiming that humans never came from Earth and that Earth never existed.",What if we were from Mars and came to Earth,Wouldn’t we need a form of transportation?
23178,What if we were from Mars and came to Earth,Wouldn’t we need a form of transportation?,The p y r a m i d s
23179,"One thing I'm afraid of is when we colonize Mars, there will be ""Earth Truthers"" claiming that humans never came from Earth and that Earth never existed.",It will start as a joke and satire. It will get adopted by morons.,This post is where it will begin. Somebody will find it eons from now and a legend will be born.
23180,It will start as a joke and satire. It will get adopted by morons.,This post is where it will begin. Somebody will find it eons from now and a legend will be born.,God damn it. I've doomed us all
23181,"One thing I'm afraid of is when we colonize Mars, there will be ""Earth Truthers"" claiming that humans never came from Earth and that Earth never existed.",Except you can literally see Earth from Mars. Just saying.,[deleted]
23182,Except you can literally see Earth from Mars. Just saying.,[deleted],Obviously you can...
23183,Does anyone else feel it's hard to make irl friends?,I can make friends but close friends now that's hard to find.,True distinction. 
23184,I can make friends but close friends now that's hard to find.,True distinction. ,KHALEESI!!!!!!
23185,True distinction. ,KHALEESI!!!!!!,Trees!!!!!!!!!
23186,Does anyone else feel it's hard to make irl friends?,Hey,Hey :)
23187,Hey,Hey :),What's up
23188,Hey :),What's up,Rough night. Came to Reddit and Reddit delivered! How are you?
23189,So I logged into this account,I’m surprised someone hasn’t messed it up already.,"Nope, still works.

I'll log out and leave it as found."
23190,I’m surprised someone hasn’t messed it up already.,"Nope, still works.

I'll log out and leave it as found.","Fair enough. I hope it stays like that for a while, it’s a nice idea."
23191,"Nope, still works.

I'll log out and leave it as found.","Fair enough. I hope it stays like that for a while, it’s a nice idea.","If we keep it within this sub it might be safe, good people here. "
23192,"Fair enough. I hope it stays like that for a while, it’s a nice idea.","If we keep it within this sub it might be safe, good people here. ",Never mind. 
23193,"Nope, still works.

I'll log out and leave it as found.","Fair enough. I hope it stays like that for a while, it’s a nice idea.","Welp, it's just been messed up. Can't log in now. It was a nice 2 hours."
23194,So I logged into this account,Dick is short for Dicholas ,nick is short for nichard
23195,Dick is short for Dicholas ,nick is short for nichard,richard is short for ryan reynolds
23196,Dick is short for Dicholas ,nick is short for nichard,I heard about that guy in a rap song once.. 
23197,So I logged into this account,Different user again. It would be awesome if it remained like this.,I couldn’t get in. Rip.
23198,Different user again. It would be awesome if it remained like this.,I couldn’t get in. Rip.,"Didn't last too long, they are now spamming/commenting random things."
23199,I couldn’t get in. Rip.,"Didn't last too long, they are now spamming/commenting random things.",no fun allowed
23200,"Didn't last too long, they are now spamming/commenting random things.",no fun allowed,Change it back you tyrant
23201,no fun allowed,Change it back you tyrant,what will you give me for it
23202,Change it back you tyrant,what will you give me for it,Gold for multiple decades
23203,Change it back you tyrant,what will you give me for it,This is why we can't have nice things :(
23204,Change it back you tyrant,what will you give me for it,You're a dick dude.
23205,Change it back you tyrant,what will you give me for it,"Surely the mods could IP ban this person, right?"
23206,"Didn't last too long, they are now spamming/commenting random things.",no fun allowed,What a shame.
23207,"Didn't last too long, they are now spamming/commenting random things.",no fun allowed,[deleted]
23208,"Didn't last too long, they are now spamming/commenting random things.",no fun allowed,What a shame. What happened?
23209,no fun allowed,What a shame. What happened?,I just want to watch the world burn
23210,What a shame. What happened?,I just want to watch the world burn,[removed]
23211,What a shame. What happened?,I just want to watch the world burn,That's super lame of you... 
23212,"Didn't last too long, they are now spamming/commenting random things.",no fun allowed,Lame... 
23213,"I love chatting about foreign customs, cultures and places!","BiH, i also would like to visit USA once...",Where are you from?
23214,"BiH, i also would like to visit USA once...",Where are you from?,BiH~~Bosnia and Herzegovina dude
23215,Where are you from?,BiH~~Bosnia and Herzegovina dude,"Very nice. Sorry, I wasn't familiar with that abbreviation. "
23216,I am learning Russian language,Privjet!! Hope you pursue it and Goodluck!,Minya eta ochin nravitsya 
23217,Privjet!! Hope you pursue it and Goodluck!,Minya eta ochin nravitsya ,"poshel v zhopu na hui

jk much love &lt;3"
23218,I am learning Russian language,"Ochen Priyatna, minya zavoot, Vandriver1","Ya tibya lyublyu Vandriver1, minya zavoot TrustedPschchologist. Ochen priyantna "
23219,"Ochen Priyatna, minya zavoot, Vandriver1","Ya tibya lyublyu Vandriver1, minya zavoot TrustedPschchologist. Ochen priyantna ","Kag de la?

Snovem Godem!"
23220,At 37 years old I still have a recurring dream that I've forgotten one of my college classes and haven't gone all semester.,Same; am 47 y/o,Hello fellow 47 year old! It's always a math class for me! -_-
23221,Same; am 47 y/o,Hello fellow 47 year old! It's always a math class for me! -_-,HI! Yeah math is part of waking AND sleeping nightmares for me...
23222,Hello fellow 47 year old! It's always a math class for me! -_-,HI! Yeah math is part of waking AND sleeping nightmares for me...,Rofl! :)
23223,At 37 years old I still have a recurring dream that I've forgotten one of my college classes and haven't gone all semester.,I'm 25 and I'm still living in this nightmare.,Did you actually forget a class you signed up for?
23224,I'm 25 and I'm still living in this nightmare.,Did you actually forget a class you signed up for?,"No, but it's a possibility I dread."
23225,I’ve just been accepted to my first university!,Congratulations mate! Best of luck to you!,Thank you! You wouldn’t possibly have any tips for university would ya? Haha
23226,Congratulations mate! Best of luck to you!,Thank you! You wouldn’t possibly have any tips for university would ya? Haha,Study hard but also take time for yourself to socialise. You never know who you could meet.
23227,I'm in a bit of a funk today guys. So let's chat!,Hey y’all ,"Hello! Strange to see people wanting to conversate within this post, haha."
23228,Hey y’all ,"Hello! Strange to see people wanting to conversate within this post, haha.",Damn straight🤠
23229,"Hello! Strange to see people wanting to conversate within this post, haha.",Damn straight🤠,What you up to?
23230,Damn straight🤠,What you up to?,"The usual. Reading , music and priming "
23231,What you up to?,"The usual. Reading , music and priming ",What are you reading (and listening to) right now?
23232,"The usual. Reading , music and priming ",What are you reading (and listening to) right now?,Mmm make up addiction and Christmas music. What ya doin?
23233,I'm in a bit of a funk today guys. So let's chat!,Hey y’all ,Hello! What's up? :)
23234,Hey y’all ,Hello! What's up? :),Hiya I’m back
23235,Hello! What's up? :),Hiya I’m back,Welcome back!
23236,Hiya I’m back,Welcome back!,Ty
23237,I'll make one of your comments into a beautiful image.,This is too cool!,Did you want one as well?
23238,This is too cool!,Did you want one as well?,"If you have time, I would love that! "
23239,I'll make one of your comments into a beautiful image.,Sounds fun! ,I am heading to bed now but I’ll get yours done tomorrow sometime ;)
23240,Sounds fun! ,I am heading to bed now but I’ll get yours done tomorrow sometime ;),Thank you!
23241,I just wanna tell someone,I'm happy for you. That's a nice feeling to have ,it is:)
23242,I'm happy for you. That's a nice feeling to have ,it is:),Here have a pineapple in these joyous times 🍍
23243,it is:),Here have a pineapple in these joyous times 🍍,Can confirm pineapples are fucking amazing
23244,Here have a pineapple in these joyous times 🍍,Can confirm pineapples are fucking amazing,A fellow knight?  r/KnightsofPineapple
23245,Here have a pineapple in these joyous times 🍍,Can confirm pineapples are fucking amazing,Vegan here. Can confirm. Pineapples fuck. And pineapples amaze. 
23246,Can confirm pineapples are fucking amazing,Vegan here. Can confirm. Pineapples fuck. And pineapples amaze. ,"not even vegan but man 

pineapples *FUCK* you know?"
23247,it is:),Here have a pineapple in these joyous times 🍍,Ive been poisoned by my constituents 
23248,Here have a pineapple in these joyous times 🍍,Ive been poisoned by my constituents ,"OMFG IASIF reference. Can we be friends?!?! lmao
"
23249,it is:),Here have a pineapple in these joyous times 🍍,🍍🍍🍍
23250,it is:),Here have a pineapple in these joyous times 🍍,A celebratory pineapple 🍍
23251,I'm happy for you. That's a nice feeling to have ,it is:),That how kids happen :))))
23252,I'm happy for you. That's a nice feeling to have ,it is:),Enjoy. There will be more moments like these :-)
23253,I just wanna tell someone,I'm happy for you. That's a nice feeling to have ,Hey how did you get a pineapple along with yr username. I want one 
23254,I'm happy for you. That's a nice feeling to have ,Hey how did you get a pineapple along with yr username. I want one ,Change your flair on the side bar. Im not sure on mobile though 
23255,I just wanna tell someone,"Who calls college, school?",Americans? 
23256,"Who calls college, school?",Americans? ,Don't they say class? School sounds like a kid. 
23257,Americans? ,Don't they say class? School sounds like a kid. ,"I say both. It literally is school, so I don't see the issue?"
23258,Americans? ,Don't they say class? School sounds like a kid. ,You sound like you are about 18 years old.
23259,Don't they say class? School sounds like a kid. ,You sound like you are about 18 years old.,Says the dude named rancid-testicles. Real mature bro 
23260,You sound like you are about 18 years old.,Says the dude named rancid-testicles. Real mature bro ,I can't help that my testicles have an unpleasant taste and smell.
23261,Says the dude named rancid-testicles. Real mature bro ,I can't help that my testicles have an unpleasant taste and smell.,"If anything, the more mature testicles are the most rancid.

Much like cheese."
23262,"As the year slowly comes to an end, brag about your accomplishments from 2017!","How you meet?

I got a D in a class...I could have gotten an F. That's it. :l",How did my girlfriend and I meet???
23263,"How you meet?

I got a D in a class...I could have gotten an F. That's it. :l",How did my girlfriend and I meet???,Yeah .-.
23264,"As the year slowly comes to an end, brag about your accomplishments from 2017!","I got 99 Fishing in Runescape.

I'm hoping to accomplish the same as you in 2018.","Does anything special happen once you get the 99, like extra fireworks etc?"
23265,"I got 99 Fishing in Runescape.

I'm hoping to accomplish the same as you in 2018.","Does anything special happen once you get the 99, like extra fireworks etc?",IMPORTANT QUESTIONS THAT NEED ANSWERS
23266,"I got 99 Fishing in Runescape.

I'm hoping to accomplish the same as you in 2018.","Does anything special happen once you get the 99, like extra fireworks etc?",Yeah they recently updated that. 
23267,"As the year slowly comes to an end, brag about your accomplishments from 2017!","I finished studying aviation mechanics, and just scored my dream job a couple of days ago!",Very impressive! Congrats on the new job!
23268,"I finished studying aviation mechanics, and just scored my dream job a couple of days ago!",Very impressive! Congrats on the new job!,Thanks! I start on January and I’m super keen.
23269,"As the year slowly comes to an end, brag about your accomplishments from 2017!","Graduated college and starting working in my field, ",What’d you get your degree and what’s your job????
23270,"Graduated college and starting working in my field, ",What’d you get your degree and what’s your job????,A.A.S in EMS and I’m a paramedic.
23271,"As the year slowly comes to an end, brag about your accomplishments from 2017!",I’m the first one in my family to graduate from college 😊,"Congrats!
What’d you get your degree in???"
23272,I’m the first one in my family to graduate from college 😊,"Congrats!
What’d you get your degree in???",Elementary Education!
23273,"Congrats!
What’d you get your degree in???",Elementary Education!,Very nice!
23274,"As the year slowly comes to an end, brag about your accomplishments from 2017!",Said I'd move out of state and did. ,What state did you move to?
23275,Said I'd move out of state and did. ,What state did you move to?,Hawaii! 
23276,What state did you move to?,Hawaii! ,How was it???
23277,"As the year slowly comes to an end, brag about your accomplishments from 2017!","I got a degree and didn't kill myself. I know right, big stuff. ","What degree??
And those are big things!"
23278,"I got a degree and didn't kill myself. I know right, big stuff. ","What degree??
And those are big things!","Physics with Computer Science, didn't feel like a big thing. "
23279,"As the year slowly comes to an end, brag about your accomplishments from 2017!",I managed to go another year without killing myself. I also lost about 30 pounds. ☺️,"You did amazing this year!
And the perfect person is waiting for you; don’t worry about that!"
23280,I managed to go another year without killing myself. I also lost about 30 pounds. ☺️,"You did amazing this year!
And the perfect person is waiting for you; don’t worry about that!",Thanks! ☺️ I just wish I had done more amazing and wasn't lonely/depressed.
23281,"You did amazing this year!
And the perfect person is waiting for you; don’t worry about that!",Thanks! ☺️ I just wish I had done more amazing and wasn't lonely/depressed.,Everything gets better in time I promise  
23282,Thanks! ☺️ I just wish I had done more amazing and wasn't lonely/depressed.,Everything gets better in time I promise  ,"Well, here's hoping! ☺️"
23283,"As the year slowly comes to an end, brag about your accomplishments from 2017!",I got an award for having the highest academic average in grade 7!,Very nice!!
23284,I got an award for having the highest academic average in grade 7!,Very nice!!,Thanks!
23285,"As the year slowly comes to an end, brag about your accomplishments from 2017!",Finally got into music,"I assume like playing music?

What do you play?"
23286,Finally got into music,"I assume like playing music?

What do you play?",Lol nope I just never got into liking music :/ I was a bit too edgy
23287,"I assume like playing music?

What do you play?",Lol nope I just never got into liking music :/ I was a bit too edgy,What are you currently listening to?
23288,Lol nope I just never got into liking music :/ I was a bit too edgy,What are you currently listening to?,Well right now I’m really into alternative rock
23289,"As the year slowly comes to an end, brag about your accomplishments from 2017!","Got my bachelor's degree, got a LOT better from depression and got a job I totally love!","What’s your job and your degree in???
Congrats!!"
23290,"Got my bachelor's degree, got a LOT better from depression and got a job I totally love!","What’s your job and your degree in???
Congrats!!",Thank you! I'm an illustrator/animator. I have a degree in Animation :)
23291,"What’s your job and your degree in???
Congrats!!",Thank you! I'm an illustrator/animator. I have a degree in Animation :),That awesome!
23292,Thank you! I'm an illustrator/animator. I have a degree in Animation :),That awesome!,Thanks! :D I love my course. Jobs aren't so daunting that way
23293,"As the year slowly comes to an end, brag about your accomplishments from 2017!",I bought myself a bycicle!,What kind of bike???
23294,I bought myself a bycicle!,What kind of bike???,"The cheap one. Was my dream last 7 years or so, and it happened in spring)"
23295,"As the year slowly comes to an end, brag about your accomplishments from 2017!",Lost weight and haven't killed myself!,"Congrats!
How much weight did you lose?"
23296,Lost weight and haven't killed myself!,"Congrats!
How much weight did you lose?","Not a lot, I wasn't very fat but I lost 6-7 kgs, last year I lost 16kgs, gym is lif."
23297,"Congrats!
How much weight did you lose?","Not a lot, I wasn't very fat but I lost 6-7 kgs, last year I lost 16kgs, gym is lif.",Better than nothing!
23298,"Not a lot, I wasn't very fat but I lost 6-7 kgs, last year I lost 16kgs, gym is lif.",Better than nothing!,Im working on bulking now 
23299,Whats for dinner today?,Wow. this made me hungry. hope everything goes well in the test,"I hope so too! 

The soup is delicious, but even more so on an old cold day like today :)"
23300,Wow. this made me hungry. hope everything goes well in the test,"I hope so too! 

The soup is delicious, but even more so on an old cold day like today :)","oook, that's it. i gotta buy food RIGHT NOW!"
23301,"I hope so too! 

The soup is delicious, but even more so on an old cold day like today :)","oook, that's it. i gotta buy food RIGHT NOW!",How's the weather in your locale?
23302,"oook, that's it. i gotta buy food RIGHT NOW!",How's the weather in your locale?,"its fine and comfortable,not too cold. Im from the tropics btw so winter is pleasant here "
23303,Whats for dinner today?,Stoffers Lasagna Italiano,"Hey, their lasagna isn't bad at all! :)"
23304,Stoffers Lasagna Italiano,"Hey, their lasagna isn't bad at all! :)",I know.
23305,I have bad social anxiety and I’m using Reddit to slowly work on interacting with others. Talk to me about anything that interests you and I’ll try and chat with you.,why do you have social anxiety? ,"I dunno man, cuz I’m retarded?"
23306,why do you have social anxiety? ,"I dunno man, cuz I’m retarded?","not the answer I am looking for, I am genuinely curious as to why you have social anxiety "
23307,I have bad social anxiety and I’m using Reddit to slowly work on interacting with others. Talk to me about anything that interests you and I’ll try and chat with you.,it doesn't work ,What doesn’t work??
23308,it doesn't work ,What doesn’t work??,"Although I don't want to be too pessimistic, maybe I just have an attitude problem "
23309,Working over night at a hotel!,What kind of music do you like?,A lot of classic rock right now what about you? 
23310,What kind of music do you like?,A lot of classic rock right now what about you? ,Whats your favorite band from that era
23311,A lot of classic rock right now what about you? ,Whats your favorite band from that era,Zeppelin or Marshall tucker band have to be my top 2 bands I prefer 70s rock the most 
23312,Whats your favorite band from that era,Zeppelin or Marshall tucker band have to be my top 2 bands I prefer 70s rock the most ,I am a big fan of that southern blues. And the brits too. Allman bros. are my shit.
23313,Zeppelin or Marshall tucker band have to be my top 2 bands I prefer 70s rock the most ,I am a big fan of that southern blues. And the brits too. Allman bros. are my shit.,Oh yeah!! You ever listen to Jimi Hendrix “blues” album. 
23314,Working over night at a hotel!,Oh shoot it's you again!,And it’s you! 
23315,Oh shoot it's you again!,And it’s you! ,Have you listened to any more Led Zeppelin since last time?
23316,And it’s you! ,Have you listened to any more Led Zeppelin since last time?,Only all the time! No new songs discovered yet tho! How about you? 
23317,Have you listened to any more Led Zeppelin since last time?,Only all the time! No new songs discovered yet tho! How about you? ,I think at this point I have heard most of their songs.  Which ones are your favorite?
23318,Only all the time! No new songs discovered yet tho! How about you? ,I think at this point I have heard most of their songs.  Which ones are your favorite?,Probably stair way to heaven live from MSG in ‘73 what about you? 
23319,I think at this point I have heard most of their songs.  Which ones are your favorite?,Probably stair way to heaven live from MSG in ‘73 what about you? ,Oh damn that's really specific lol. I really like Ramble On and The Ocean. 
23320,Probably stair way to heaven live from MSG in ‘73 what about you? ,Oh damn that's really specific lol. I really like Ramble On and The Ocean. ,Both good songs! What other bands do you like from the 70s? 
23321,I got straight A’s!!!,"Congrats!

I tried to get A's but I'll have to be content with B's, sadly",B’s are definitely something to be proud of!! Congratulations!
23322,"Congrats!

I tried to get A's but I'll have to be content with B's, sadly",B’s are definitely something to be proud of!! Congratulations!,"I got straight C's, is that something to be proud of?  I have a learning disability."
23323,B’s are definitely something to be proud of!! Congratulations!,"I got straight C's, is that something to be proud of?  I have a learning disability.",All F and I don't even have a learning disability :/ guess I'm just lazy
23324,Favorite Original Pokemon?,I always liked Onix ,How could you not? :) Giant-ass rock-snake FTW
23325,I always liked Onix ,How could you not? :) Giant-ass rock-snake FTW,Probably my second favourite behind Infernape 
23326,How could you not? :) Giant-ass rock-snake FTW,Probably my second favourite behind Infernape ,I have good memories of Infernape in Platinum. 
23327,Probably my second favourite behind Infernape ,I have good memories of Infernape in Platinum. ,Got some good ones myself from Pearl
23328,Favorite Original Pokemon?,Has to be Leafeon. I just love the razor-sharp leaves aesthetic!,"Look, I'm a member of the Eevee fan-club too, but we're only doing original 151"
23329,Has to be Leafeon. I just love the razor-sharp leaves aesthetic!,"Look, I'm a member of the Eevee fan-club too, but we're only doing original 151",Is Leafeon not one of the original 151? The more you know.
23330,"Look, I'm a member of the Eevee fan-club too, but we're only doing original 151",Is Leafeon not one of the original 151? The more you know.,"TBH, it should have been, but they didn't. That's why I included some links in the post. "
23331,Favorite Original Pokemon?,Pikachu because obviously ,C'mon.... any other pokemon?
23332,Pikachu because obviously ,C'mon.... any other pokemon?,Maybe gastly or Muk 
23333,C'mon.... any other pokemon?,Maybe gastly or Muk ,Muk? Like... it's a pile of goo. Why do you like Muky?
23334,Maybe gastly or Muk ,Muk? Like... it's a pile of goo. Why do you like Muky?,Because he is a giant pile of purple goo lol 
23335,For the last time ever,Well what random thins do you wanna talk about dude?,"I get this question whenever I say random... 

Well, random means anything."
23336,Well what random thins do you wanna talk about dude?,"I get this question whenever I say random... 

Well, random means anything.",Yea I understand but isn’t there nothing on your mind that you might want to share or something 
23337,"I get this question whenever I say random... 

Well, random means anything.",Yea I understand but isn’t there nothing on your mind that you might want to share or something ,"Hmm earlier I was thinking of 

I forgot "
23338,For the last time ever,Why did you title this for the last time ever? Just curious,Caused I posted thousand posts like this 
23339,Why did you title this for the last time ever? Just curious,Caused I posted thousand posts like this ,Oh! It's the first I've seen haha
23340,Caused I posted thousand posts like this ,Oh! It's the first I've seen haha,Lol. Feel free to talk :) 
23341,For the last time ever,I would REALLY enjoy a chat!!,Same 
23342,I would REALLY enjoy a chat!!,Same ,so how are you??
23343,Same ,so how are you??,Tired 
23344,so how are you??,Tired ,well you can't expect a half decent conversation if you just give one worded replies. 
23345,For the last time ever,I feel like I should be sleeping. Debating it. .-.,Trying to here
23346,I feel like I should be sleeping. Debating it. .-.,Trying to here,I'm just going to do it. z_z
23347,Today's my birthday.,Hey it's my birthday too! Happy birthday 😊,"Hey, a twin! Happy birthday!!"
23348,Hey it's my birthday too! Happy birthday 😊,"Hey, a twin! Happy birthday!!",[removed]
23349,Today's my birthday.,happy birthday! My day has been okay. i asked my crush out and im waiting on a response,Thank you! I hope everything goes well!
23350,happy birthday! My day has been okay. i asked my crush out and im waiting on a response,Thank you! I hope everything goes well!,"i really hope so too. Im really afraid she'll turn me down, but i hope not"
23351,Go into your browser history: what's the last Wikipedia page you visited?,"Mine is about the Big Crush Hypothesis
",Big crunch? Of cosmology? 
23352,"Mine is about the Big Crush Hypothesis
",Big crunch? Of cosmology? ,where the universe will stop expanding and rapidly crush itself? Yes lol
23353,In case you are having a bad day,My nephew did that once...when he was 4. ,Was he cheating though?
23354,My nephew did that once...when he was 4. ,Was he cheating though?,One of life's great mysteries.
23355,Was he cheating though?,One of life's great mysteries.,Top 10 questions science still can't answer
23356,One of life's great mysteries.,Top 10 questions science still can't answer,Top 10 anime betrayals 
23357,One of life's great mysteries.,Top 10 questions science still can't answer,Will #7 blow my mind? 
23358,Top 10 questions science still can't answer,Will #7 blow my mind? ,Oh for sure
23359,One of life's great mysteries.,Top 10 questions science still can't answer,Grandads HATE him!
23360,Was he cheating though?,One of life's great mysteries.,"Not if it's Monopoly. In Monopoly, everyone who's rich is cheating. The game is so realistic."
23361,One of life's great mysteries.,"Not if it's Monopoly. In Monopoly, everyone who's rich is cheating. The game is so realistic.","The switch version of Monopoly is super fun, and you can't cheat :)"
23362,"Not if it's Monopoly. In Monopoly, everyone who's rich is cheating. The game is so realistic.","The switch version of Monopoly is super fun, and you can't cheat :)",...or can you? Just because you don't know how doesn't mean it's not possible.
23363,Was he cheating though?,One of life's great mysteries.,Do you ever wonder why we're here?
23364,Was he cheating though?,One of life's great mysteries.,You ever wonder why we're here? 
23365,One of life's great mysteries.,You ever wonder why we're here? ,Make tacos and eat ass
23366,My nephew did that once...when he was 4. ,Was he cheating though?,"Doesn’t matter, kid got the message across. Grandpa won’t be cheating again. "
23367,Was he cheating though?,"Doesn’t matter, kid got the message across. Grandpa won’t be cheating again. ",Idk snitches get stitches kid and grandpop knows how to sew 
23368,My nephew did that once...when he was 4. ,Was he cheating though?,Some say he’s still cheating to this very day..
23369,My nephew did that once...when he was 4. ,Was he cheating though?,I love your flair. 
23370,Was he cheating though?,I love your flair. ,"Thank you. Just a friendly reminder, you know?"
23371,In case you are having a bad day,Reason #53535 to not have kids.,r/childfree is thatta way
23372,Reason #53535 to not have kids.,r/childfree is thatta way,Im banned from there for calling out those pet fuckers.
23373,r/childfree is thatta way,Im banned from there for calling out those pet fuckers.,On what? And why?  And of all insults why pet fuckers? 
23374,In case you are having a bad day,"Just curious, what was the final grounding period? 2 weeks? 2 months?",3 days grounding from all electronics and the internet 
23375,"Just curious, what was the final grounding period? 2 weeks? 2 months?",3 days grounding from all electronics and the internet ,"Well, that sounds pretty reasonable."
23376,In case you are having a bad day,Lmao your kid is a snitch you know what you gotta do ,This made me laugh enough that I’m totally going to hell 
23377,Lmao your kid is a snitch you know what you gotta do ,This made me laugh enough that I’m totally going to hell ,👌 here all week 
23378,"Does anyone hate when you see a thread that you have a good comment for, but the thread was made 5+ hours ago and your comment feels useless?",Ask me in 5hrs ...,"Okay, how 'bout now?"
23379,Ask me in 5hrs ...,"Okay, how 'bout now?",Now?
23380,Ask me in 5hrs ...,"Okay, how 'bout now?",yep. anything else I say now seems useless
23381,"Does anyone hate when you see a thread that you have a good comment for, but the thread was made 5+ hours ago and your comment feels useless?","The only solution is vigilance, subreddit surveillance, cocaine and multiple screens. ",One of those things is not like the others...
23382,"The only solution is vigilance, subreddit surveillance, cocaine and multiple screens. ",One of those things is not like the others...,"Yeah, how does multiple screens help? You can only refresh the page so fast anyway"
23383,"Does anyone hate when you see a thread that you have a good comment for, but the thread was made 5+ hours ago and your comment feels useless?",Once posted in a thread over a year old. OP still responded,I thought the posts automatically get archived after 6 months? 
23384,Once posted in a thread over a year old. OP still responded,I thought the posts automatically get archived after 6 months? ,might have exaggerated a bit
23385,I thought the posts automatically get archived after 6 months? ,might have exaggerated a bit,My man! I always respond when people reply to me. Or give them a like :)
23386,might have exaggerated a bit,My man! I always respond when people reply to me. Or give them a like :),OP better delivers.
23387,I thought the posts automatically get archived after 6 months? ,might have exaggerated a bit,It could have been before they changed the algorithm. 
23388,Once posted in a thread over a year old. OP still responded,I thought the posts automatically get archived after 6 months? ,"Didn't used to be that way if I recall correctly, but I'm only 50/50 on that."
23389,"Does anyone hate when you see a thread that you have a good comment for, but the thread was made 5+ hours ago and your comment feels useless?","Yes, all the time...hope I'm not too late for this one!",Here's an orange envelope for you friend! Hope your day's going well. 
23390,"Yes, all the time...hope I'm not too late for this one!",Here's an orange envelope for you friend! Hope your day's going well. ,"Thanks, friend! So far, so good (despite the usual anxiety). Hope your day is going well too!"
23391,Here's an orange envelope for you friend! Hope your day's going well. ,"Thanks, friend! So far, so good (despite the usual anxiety). Hope your day is going well too!",Yeah not bad! just another hour and a half of my work day to go! Huzzah!
23392,"Thanks, friend! So far, so good (despite the usual anxiety). Hope your day is going well too!",Yeah not bad! just another hour and a half of my work day to go! Huzzah!,Yes right on! Now probably less than an hour left...wait same here for me!
23393,Yeah not bad! just another hour and a half of my work day to go! Huzzah!,Yes right on! Now probably less than an hour left...wait same here for me!,Hahaha same time zone! yes! 
23394,Yes right on! Now probably less than an hour left...wait same here for me!,Hahaha same time zone! yes! ,Yess! :D
23395,"Does anyone hate when you see a thread that you have a good comment for, but the thread was made 5+ hours ago and your comment feels useless?",I post my comments anyway. I have no illusions of my posts being seen by anyone.,I saw it :)
23396,I post my comments anyway. I have no illusions of my posts being seen by anyone.,I saw it :),&lt;3
23397,"Does anyone hate when you see a thread that you have a good comment for, but the thread was made 5+ hours ago and your comment feels useless?","No one will ever upvote this comment, but that’s okay.",You're wrong! Have an upvote!
23398,"No one will ever upvote this comment, but that’s okay.",You're wrong! Have an upvote!,Hurray!
23399,You're wrong! Have an upvote!,Hurray!,Have another!
23400,Hurray!,Have another!,Giddy!
23401,"Does anyone hate when you see a thread that you have a good comment for, but the thread was made 5+ hours ago and your comment feels useless?",Live in the 'rising' channel.,or 'new' if you're feeling extra dangerous.  warning /r/all 'new' is a known carcinogen.  
23402,Live in the 'rising' channel.,or 'new' if you're feeling extra dangerous.  warning /r/all 'new' is a known carcinogen.  ,Ha. Yeah new is too chaotic for my tastes.
23403,"Does anyone hate when you see a thread that you have a good comment for, but the thread was made 5+ hours ago and your comment feels useless?","I usually comment regardless, even if it does get burried.",Hi
23404,"I usually comment regardless, even if it does get burried.",Hi,Yo
23405,"Does anyone hate when you see a thread that you have a good comment for, but the thread was made 5+ hours ago and your comment feels useless?","&gt;Posted 8 hours ago

Shit ","&gt;Posted 13 hours ago

heck "
23406,"&gt;Posted 8 hours ago

Shit ","&gt;Posted 13 hours ago

heck ",Heckin bamboozled again 
23407,"&gt;Posted 8 hours ago

Shit ","&gt;Posted 13 hours ago

heck ",OUR COMMENTS ARE USELESS! IT'S TOO LATE! 
23408,"&gt;Posted 13 hours ago

heck ",OUR COMMENTS ARE USELESS! IT'S TOO LATE! ,I’m not even going to bother on commenting now!
23409,OUR COMMENTS ARE USELESS! IT'S TOO LATE! ,I’m not even going to bother on commenting now!,I tried
23410,I’m not even going to bother on commenting now!,I tried,It's never too late.
23411,I tried,It's never too late.,I think it might be too late. 
23412,It's never too late.,I think it might be too late. ,"Hey guys sorry I'm late!

...guys?"
23413,"&gt;Posted 8 hours ago

Shit ","&gt;Posted 13 hours ago

heck ","&gt;Posted 17 house ago

Gosh darn it"
23414,"&gt;Posted 8 hours ago

Shit ","&gt;Posted 13 hours ago

heck ","&gt;Posted 21 hours ago

Anyone still here?"
23415,"&gt;Posted 8 hours ago

Shit ","&gt;Posted 13 hours ago

heck ",That was so 12h 59m 59s ago!
23416,"&gt;Posted 8 hours ago

Shit ","&gt;Posted 13 hours ago

heck ","&gt;posted 46 days ago
Frick "
23417,"&gt;Posted 13 hours ago

heck ","&gt;posted 46 days ago
Frick ","&gt; posted 96 days ago

crap"
23418,"Does anyone hate when you see a thread that you have a good comment for, but the thread was made 5+ hours ago and your comment feels useless?",damit,damnit*
23419,damit,damnit*,"hey, someone replied!"
23420,"Does anyone hate when you see a thread that you have a good comment for, but the thread was made 5+ hours ago and your comment feels useless?","Well I had a good comment for this, but now it’s 9 years old and my comment feels useless.","I see how you deliberately said ""years"" instead of ""hours"" hopping someone would correct you. "
23421,"Well I had a good comment for this, but now it’s 9 years old and my comment feels useless.","I see how you deliberately said ""years"" instead of ""hours"" hopping someone would correct you. ","And alas now you have fallen into my trap! Haha! Fool! Well nothing happens now, but I got you!"
23422,"Does anyone hate when you see a thread that you have a good comment for, but the thread was made 5+ hours ago and your comment feels useless?",Solution: be on Reddit more during the day. We are one...,Well there's time zone so...
23423,Solution: be on Reddit more during the day. We are one...,Well there's time zone so...,It’s a joke 
23424,Well there's time zone so...,It’s a joke ,I know I know :). I'm on Reddit 24/7 so I don't even care what time it is
23425,"Does anyone hate when you see a thread that you have a good comment for, but the thread was made 5+ hours ago and your comment feels useless?",Does this comment matter?,No. 
23426,Does this comment matter?,No. ,:(
23427,"Does anyone hate when you see a thread that you have a good comment for, but the thread was made 5+ hours ago and your comment feels useless?","Every single time I post a comment.(this comment,for example. Fuck.)",This
23428,"Every single time I post a comment.(this comment,for example. Fuck.)",This,"Never fails,does it?"
23429,This,"Never fails,does it?",It's like nobody even reads your comments
23430,"Never fails,does it?",It's like nobody even reads your comments,"Pretty much. Not sure if I'm boring,or just late to every post,lol"
23431,It's like nobody even reads your comments,"Pretty much. Not sure if I'm boring,or just late to every post,lol",You're boring
23432,"Pretty much. Not sure if I'm boring,or just late to every post,lol",You're boring,"Eh,I kinda figured that. Oh well,it is what it is. :-)"
23433,"Hey, I'm feeling a bit down.",Hey! You wanna talk about what's going on?,"Pressure from studies, some of my peers being jerks, and a bit of anxiety, really. Also, hello!"
23434,Hey! You wanna talk about what's going on?,"Pressure from studies, some of my peers being jerks, and a bit of anxiety, really. Also, hello!",I just got done with finals for my first hour! 
23435,"Hey, I'm feeling a bit down.","Hi, I'm Allie!!  Why are you feeling down?","Studies, Allie. Studies got me a bit down."
23436,"Hi, I'm Allie!!  Why are you feeling down?","Studies, Allie. Studies got me a bit down.",Standard end of semester stress?  what are you studying?
23437,"Studies, Allie. Studies got me a bit down.",Standard end of semester stress?  what are you studying?,"Additional Math and Bengali. Add Math I can handle, but Bengali is the bane of my existence."
23438,"Hey, I'm feeling a bit down.","Hey /u/MetalJaw, how has your day been? :) ","Not so good, but it has gotten better."
23439,"Hey /u/MetalJaw, how has your day been? :) ","Not so good, but it has gotten better.",What's going on that's made your day not so good? 
23440,"Not so good, but it has gotten better.",What's going on that's made your day not so good? ,"Jerk peers, Matt. I already got enough on my plate, but they really get on my nerves."
23441,What's going on that's made your day not so good? ,"Jerk peers, Matt. I already got enough on my plate, but they really get on my nerves.",What have your peers been doing that's so jerky?
23442,"Jerk peers, Matt. I already got enough on my plate, but they really get on my nerves.",What have your peers been doing that's so jerky?,"Speaking behind my back, patronising me, etc. It's quite hard to ignore."
23443,What have your peers been doing that's so jerky?,"Speaking behind my back, patronising me, etc. It's quite hard to ignore.","I'm sorry to hear that, that's lame! Did anything positive happen today?"
23444,I have run out of people to reach out to,"Saved a kid from a heroin overdose, it's always fun. ",Always? How often do you do that?
23445,"Saved a kid from a heroin overdose, it's always fun. ",Always? How often do you do that?,4 times in about 2 weeks now. It's an epidemic 
23446,Always? How often do you do that?,4 times in about 2 weeks now. It's an epidemic ,How are you finding them?
23447,4 times in about 2 weeks now. It's an epidemic ,How are you finding them?,"Work yo!
"
23448,How are you finding them?,"Work yo!
",What do you do for work exactly?!
23449,"Work yo!
",What do you do for work exactly?!,Deal heroin mostly 
23450,What do you do for work exactly?!,Deal heroin mostly ,... I believed you for a second longer then I would like to admit.
23451,Deal heroin mostly ,... I believed you for a second longer then I would like to admit.,Lol. Nah I'm a paramedic 
23452,... I believed you for a second longer then I would like to admit.,Lol. Nah I'm a paramedic ,Are you sure you don't moonlight as a dealer? I tried to trust you and now I can't. 
23453,Lol. Nah I'm a paramedic ,Are you sure you don't moonlight as a dealer? I tried to trust you and now I can't. ,I should be. Pay is probably better and less stressful :) 
23454,4 times in about 2 weeks now. It's an epidemic ,How are you finding them?,He's the one doing it! /s
23455,How are you finding them?,He's the one doing it! /s,That is really dark... Are you okay?
23456,I have run out of people to reach out to,I did some research on immigration process,"Are you looking to immigrate somewhere? If so, where to? "
23457,I did some research on immigration process,"Are you looking to immigrate somewhere? If so, where to? ","yeah, Canada precisely but not this year though."
23458,What video games have you been playing this week?,"Doki Doki Literature Club.  It's free, it's not what it seems, play it. ",I have heard of this game. I know it is getting quite popular and it does seem interesting.
23459,"Doki Doki Literature Club.  It's free, it's not what it seems, play it. ",I have heard of this game. I know it is getting quite popular and it does seem interesting.,"It is, just take the trigger warning at the start seriously ;p"
23460,What video games have you been playing this week?,An old classic I never finished as a kid: Secret of Mana.,Never played that game. But it looks fun.
23461,An old classic I never finished as a kid: Secret of Mana.,Never played that game. But it looks fun.,"It is, but keeping an eye on three characters can be hectic."
23462,Why is this so hard??,"there is no trick to karma, just keep posting and soon you will reach it",Of course there is or GallowBoob wouldn't have 19mil karma :P
23463,"there is no trick to karma, just keep posting and soon you will reach it",Of course there is or GallowBoob wouldn't have 19mil karma :P,fair point
23464,Why is this so hard??,I'll help you out and go through your comment history up-voting :) ,Hahahaha omg I never would have thought about that!! 
23465,I'll help you out and go through your comment history up-voting :) ,Hahahaha omg I never would have thought about that!! ,OMG haha. Thanks for the gold. It's my first one. &lt;3 
23466,Hahahaha omg I never would have thought about that!! ,OMG haha. Thanks for the gold. It's my first one. &lt;3 ,Lol you're welcome! 
23467,OMG haha. Thanks for the gold. It's my first one. &lt;3 ,Lol you're welcome! ,Lol haha! 
23468,Why is this so hard??,I don't understand this gifting pizza thing. ,r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza where people request pizza and people like me fulfill their pizza wishes!
23469,I don't understand this gifting pizza thing. ,r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza where people request pizza and people like me fulfill their pizza wishes!,That place sounds beautiful
23470,Why is this so hard??,I just upvoted every comment from the last month in your history hope that helps :),Awesome! Thank you!! 
23471,I just upvoted every comment from the last month in your history hope that helps :),Awesome! Thank you!! ,Your more then welcome :) 
23472,Awesome! Thank you!! ,Your more then welcome :) ,Have some reddit gold!
23473,Your more then welcome :) ,Have some reddit gold!,Thank you ! I hope you cracked the 600 karma. 
23474,Have some reddit gold!,Thank you ! I hope you cracked the 600 karma. ,I did!!! You guys are amazing!
23475,Thank you ! I hope you cracked the 600 karma. ,I did!!! You guys are amazing!,Congrats ! 
23476,I did!!! You guys are amazing!,Congrats ! ,"""dumps karma on head"""
23477,Awesome! Thank you!! ,Your more then welcome :) ,I just checked again i seem to be the only one without reddit gold in here lol
23478,Your more then welcome :) ,I just checked again i seem to be the only one without reddit gold in here lol,"Naw, you aren’t the only one. "
23479,Why is this so hard??,I just upvoted every comment from the last month in your history hope that helps :),"Actually, /u/weasel2113 isn't very anonymous :) "
23480,I just upvoted every comment from the last month in your history hope that helps :),"Actually, /u/weasel2113 isn't very anonymous :) ","I know, comment edit was made before he/she said something. "
23481,I just upvoted every comment from the last month in your history hope that helps :),"Actually, /u/weasel2113 isn't very anonymous :) ",What did I miss?
23482,Why is this so hard??,Just have atrending post....got a OG post to 4k upvotes....boosted my karma good,What is an OG post?
23483,Just have atrending post....got a OG post to 4k upvotes....boosted my karma good,What is an OG post?,Original Post (means no one posted that before there)
23484,Just got home from my first ever date at 25! I was nervous but I’m proud of myself.,Good for you mate. Onwards and upwards!,Ya not sure man I’m not going to overthink but it was enjoyable.
23485,Good for you mate. Onwards and upwards!,Ya not sure man I’m not going to overthink but it was enjoyable.,"Get your foot in the door, and there'll be plenty more!"
23486,Just got home from my first ever date at 25! I was nervous but I’m proud of myself.,If time flew by that means it wasn't awkward and conversation was flowing ,Felt like that indeed.
23487,If time flew by that means it wasn't awkward and conversation was flowing ,Felt like that indeed.,That's a good thing! Best of luck 
23488,Just got home from my first ever date at 25! I was nervous but I’m proud of myself.,Congratulations! I hope you both had a great time.,I enjoyed it and like I said it flew by. I'm hoping I can get a second date.
23489,Congratulations! I hope you both had a great time.,I enjoyed it and like I said it flew by. I'm hoping I can get a second date.,How come you're not sure / hoping?
23490,I enjoyed it and like I said it flew by. I'm hoping I can get a second date.,How come you're not sure / hoping?,There's a 5 year age gap and she seemed a tad young. Not sure but the date went well.
23491,Just got home from my first ever date at 25! I was nervous but I’m proud of myself.,Congrats! It's gotta start somewhere,Interesting username.... lol
23492,Congrats! It's gotta start somewhere,Interesting username.... lol,haha yeah it's  a throwaway
23493,Just got home from my first ever date at 25! I was nervous but I’m proud of myself.,What did you do mate?,Just a quick bite and walk went by fast.
23494,What did you do mate?,Just a quick bite and walk went by fast.,Ah nice. Happy for you mate :) Heard back yet?
23495,Just a quick bite and walk went by fast.,Ah nice. Happy for you mate :) Heard back yet?,Nah taking it slow now.
23496,What did you do mate?,Just a quick bite and walk went by fast.,"Did you buy the food, or split the bill."
23497,Just a quick bite and walk went by fast.,"Did you buy the food, or split the bill.",All on me didn't cost me that much.
23498,Just got home from my first ever date at 25! I was nervous but I’m proud of myself.,Give us an update later!! And post wedding pics in a few years!,Wedding pics? Lol
23499,Give us an update later!! And post wedding pics in a few years!,Wedding pics? Lol,Yuh
23500,"What do you love doing, but are bad at?",Cooking anything complex. It is hard to know when something is done.,What is it that you love about cooking complex meals?
23501,Cooking anything complex. It is hard to know when something is done.,What is it that you love about cooking complex meals?,The act of creating it and the possibility that it might work.
23502,What is it that you love about cooking complex meals?,The act of creating it and the possibility that it might work.,"Plus, you get to EAT IT :)"
23503,"What do you love doing, but are bad at?",Drawing haha,"When you draw haha, how does it look?"
23504,Drawing haha,"When you draw haha, how does it look?","It looks like 

##HAHA"
23505,What do you like to eat at the moment?,A bagel and little donuts. :d,"That's nice. Comfort food I guess? To be honest, :) I never had bagel before. "
23506,A bagel and little donuts. :d,"That's nice. Comfort food I guess? To be honest, :) I never had bagel before. ",It's really good it has seeds on top of it. I get it from Dunkin Donuts
23507,"That's nice. Comfort food I guess? To be honest, :) I never had bagel before. ",It's really good it has seeds on top of it. I get it from Dunkin Donuts,I will try it one day! 
23508,What do you like to eat at the moment?,I'm very into oranges and clementines lately.  ,"Interesting. :) They are both very healthy!

"
23509,I'm very into oranges and clementines lately.  ,"Interesting. :) They are both very healthy!

",Oh definitely. Healthy and tasty. 
23510,What do you like to eat at the moment?,I could go for some English muffin pizzas.,Oh okay! Now? :)
23511,I could go for some English muffin pizzas.,Oh okay! Now? :),"Sure, I'm not somewhere I can make them though. Maybe later."
23512,What do you like to eat at the moment?,I could really go for something with a ton of mozzarella in it right now. ,With pizza or bread? 
23513,I could really go for something with a ton of mozzarella in it right now. ,With pizza or bread? ,"Yeah, or with pasta or something. "
23514,With pizza or bread? ,"Yeah, or with pasta or something. ",Ok :)
23515,There's something magical about airports at night.,I'm with you.  I love it. ,Yep. It's exciting but yet so calm.
23516,I'm with you.  I love it. ,Yep. It's exciting but yet so calm.,Can't wait until I'm 21 so I can drink on flights 
23517,There's something magical about airports at night.,I'm with you.  I love it. ,Do it enough and it gets boring. 
23518,I'm with you.  I love it. ,Do it enough and it gets boring. ,That’s everything though 
23519,Do it enough and it gets boring. ,That’s everything though ,Not anal
23520,That’s everything though ,Not anal,I must be doing it wrong
23521,There's something magical about airports at night.,"Yeah, I’m on board with this. ",I’ll check this out sometime...
23522,"Yeah, I’m on board with this. ",I’ll check this out sometime...,Just plan your trip well first. Don't just wing it. 
23523,I’ll check this out sometime...,Just plan your trip well first. Don't just wing it. ,That’s the ticket!  Thanks for the tip.
23524,Just plan your trip well first. Don't just wing it. ,That’s the ticket!  Thanks for the tip.,"You are getting punny! Calling you out, plane and simple"
23525,That’s the ticket!  Thanks for the tip.,"You are getting punny! Calling you out, plane and simple",My love of puns is really taking off!
23526,"You are getting punny! Calling you out, plane and simple",My love of puns is really taking off!,My love of puns is actually a bit more grounded.
23527,My love of puns is really taking off!,My love of puns is actually a bit more grounded.,"Sounds like you’ve got some baggage there.  More to that story, I guess?"
23528,My love of puns is actually a bit more grounded.,"Sounds like you’ve got some baggage there.  More to that story, I guess?",My brain is being hijacked by all these shitty plane puns.
23529,"Sounds like you’ve got some baggage there.  More to that story, I guess?",My brain is being hijacked by all these shitty plane puns.,At least you’re not board...
23530,My brain is being hijacked by all these shitty plane puns.,At least you’re not board...,"No, you can’t reuse “board”. That doesn’t fly here."
23531,At least you’re not board...,"No, you can’t reuse “board”. That doesn’t fly here.",Gah!  You won’t give me a pass?
23532,My brain is being hijacked by all these shitty plane puns.,At least you’re not board...,"Man, this comment thread really took off there"
23533,There's something magical about airports at night.,"I work at an airport, I agree. Its a nice time to take a break.",I've always thought of airports as like a 24/7 mall. Truth?
23534,"I work at an airport, I agree. Its a nice time to take a break.",I've always thought of airports as like a 24/7 mall. Truth?,"For PDX sortof, stores close from 11pm to 4am."
23535,I've always thought of airports as like a 24/7 mall. Truth?,"For PDX sortof, stores close from 11pm to 4am.","PDX! Best airport ever, love it."
23536,"For PDX sortof, stores close from 11pm to 4am.","PDX! Best airport ever, love it.",5 years in a row!
23537,"PDX! Best airport ever, love it.",5 years in a row!,For good reason! It's definitely my favorite airport. Dulles can suck a sandpaper dildo. 
23538,There's something magical about airports at night.,I havent been to an airport in my entire life :(,Where do you live?
23539,I havent been to an airport in my entire life :(,Where do you live?,Croatia
23540,I havent been to an airport in my entire life :(,Where do you live?,It must be somewhere nice if he never left... 
23541,Where do you live?,It must be somewhere nice if he never left... ,Or he doesn't have the money to travel. 
23542,It must be somewhere nice if he never left... ,Or he doesn't have the money to travel. ,or he died really young
23543,There's something magical about airports at night.,Fun when you bring a skateboard or pennyboard too😄👍,When I was a bit younger I thought it would be awesome to skate on those empty hallways.
23544,Fun when you bring a skateboard or pennyboard too😄👍,When I was a bit younger I thought it would be awesome to skate on those empty hallways.,"As an adult who travels frequently, often times the red eye, I can assure you it is fun😄"
23545,l'm a lil drunk!! what's up how is everyone,"Half a bottle of wine deep myself. 

Pizza",hey wine friend!! l made pizza tonight with almond flour and it was like pretty good
23546,"Half a bottle of wine deep myself. 

Pizza",hey wine friend!! l made pizza tonight with almond flour and it was like pretty good,What type of wine? Finished my bottle of Beaujolais
23547,hey wine friend!! l made pizza tonight with almond flour and it was like pretty good,What type of wine? Finished my bottle of Beaujolais,trader joe’s!! 2 buck chuck!! is beaujolais french?? oui oui
23548,What type of wine? Finished my bottle of Beaujolais,trader joe’s!! 2 buck chuck!! is beaujolais french?? oui oui,It is! Good call. I work in wine retail so I drink all the weird stuff
23549,l'm a lil drunk!! what's up how is everyone,I'm getting drunk and blasting 80's country music for whatever reason.,u don't need a reason!!!!!!!
23550,I'm getting drunk and blasting 80's country music for whatever reason.,u don't need a reason!!!!!!!,Damn right!!!!!!!
23551,Any chance we can ban depression as a conversation topic?,Serious topics need more discussion not less,"That’s what /r/SeriousConversation is for. This is sub is for casual shit. Not serious shit. 

"
23552,Serious topics need more discussion not less,"That’s what /r/SeriousConversation is for. This is sub is for casual shit. Not serious shit. 

",Many more people here. Reaches a wider audience
23553,What do you want to achieve in 2018?,Well 2018 I’ll be doing my GCSE’s so good grades in that is the main thing I wanna achieve.,All the best mate :)
23554,Well 2018 I’ll be doing my GCSE’s so good grades in that is the main thing I wanna achieve.,All the best mate :),Ty man :)
23555,All the best mate :),Ty man :),:)
23556,I️ just called the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline for the first time,What kind of music are you into?,You know i like rap... how about you? 
23557,What kind of music are you into?,You know i like rap... how about you? ,I mostly like electronic music. Who are your top 5 rappers?
23558,I️ just called the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline for the first time,I'm glad that you are still here with us. ,I’m glad I’m here too! Thank you 
23559,I'm glad that you are still here with us. ,I’m glad I’m here too! Thank you ,You're welcome my friend. 
23560,I️ just called the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline for the first time,What did the guy on the phone say to change your mind? ,It was just his tone of voice... he didn’t force his words 
23561,What did the guy on the phone say to change your mind? ,It was just his tone of voice... he didn’t force his words ,How many people have you replied to now? 
23562,It was just his tone of voice... he didn’t force his words ,How many people have you replied to now? ,I had 240 inbox =\ down to 84 now 
23563,How many people have you replied to now? ,I had 240 inbox =\ down to 84 now ,"Not bad, not bad."
23564,I️ just called the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline for the first time,Awesome to hear you called and are still here. I believe in you! ,I just hope i believe in myself. I’m gonna remember this 
23565,Awesome to hear you called and are still here. I believe in you! ,I just hope i believe in myself. I’m gonna remember this , You will. Minute by minute you'll lean to rebelieve. Peace to you. 
23566,I️ just called the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline for the first time,I'm glad this is an older thread so I'll get ignored everyone who says it gets better is a liar,"How come 
"
23567,I'm glad this is an older thread so I'll get ignored everyone who says it gets better is a liar,"How come 
",Because it doesn't I don't give a fuck what anyone else says 
23568,"How come 
",Because it doesn't I don't give a fuck what anyone else says ,Why do you believe that though 
23569,What's something good that happened to you today?,uhh..i got some work done today. ,That's one less thing you have to do tomorrow or later. I call it a win!
23570,uhh..i got some work done today. ,That's one less thing you have to do tomorrow or later. I call it a win!,don't feel that great though because i still have a few things I have to finish by next week. 
23571,That's one less thing you have to do tomorrow or later. I call it a win!,don't feel that great though because i still have a few things I have to finish by next week. ,It's okay Jack. Take it one day at a time. Or even 10 secs. Anyone can do anything for 10 secs. 
23572,What's something good that happened to you today?,My favorite show was added to Amazon Prime after being off streaming sites for about 2 years.,"Woot woot! Binge watching for dayssss!
 
But now I'm curious, what show is it?"
23573,My favorite show was added to Amazon Prime after being off streaming sites for about 2 years.,"Woot woot! Binge watching for dayssss!
 
But now I'm curious, what show is it?",Psych. Got 8 seasons I can binge.
23574,What's something good that happened to you today?,Working on a documentary for class and IMovie is actually pretty nice. ,Oooo documentary! Congrats! 
23575,Working on a documentary for class and IMovie is actually pretty nice. ,Oooo documentary! Congrats! ,Thanks you!
23576,Two Truths and a Lie,#3 is your lie?,3 is very true. 
23577,#3 is your lie?,3 is very true. ,"1. I've never been to Florida
2. I've never had a cavity
3. I've never seen Forrest Gump"
23578,3 is very true. ,"1. I've never been to Florida
2. I've never had a cavity
3. I've never seen Forrest Gump",The lie is that you've never seen Forrest Gump.
23579,"1. I've never been to Florida
2. I've never had a cavity
3. I've never seen Forrest Gump",The lie is that you've never seen Forrest Gump.,You're good!
23580,3 is very true. ,"1. I've never been to Florida
2. I've never had a cavity
3. I've never seen Forrest Gump","OOhhh,.. tough ones. I'll say, #1 is the lie"
23581,"1. I've never been to Florida
2. I've never had a cavity
3. I've never seen Forrest Gump","OOhhh,.. tough ones. I'll say, #1 is the lie",Nope.
23582,"OOhhh,.. tough ones. I'll say, #1 is the lie",Nope.,#2. 
23583,Nope.,#2. ,Nope
23584,#3 is your lie?,3 is very true. , Curious to know which forms of motorsports you like. I'm an F1 fan myself 
23585,Two Truths and a Lie,"1 - True  
2 - Lie  
3 - True",Correct! What are yours?
23586,"1 - True  
2 - Lie  
3 - True",Correct! What are yours?,"1 - I can speak french  
2 - I've never watch *Star Wars*  
3 - I've broken my arm once
"
23587,Correct! What are yours?,"1 - I can speak french  
2 - I've never watch *Star Wars*  
3 - I've broken my arm once
","I'll say, #1. But if is, I want to know why you don't watch Star Wars. It's great"
23588,"1 - I can speak french  
2 - I've never watch *Star Wars*  
3 - I've broken my arm once
","I'll say, #1. But if is, I want to know why you don't watch Star Wars. It's great",You're right. It's never attracted my attention.
23589,Correct! What are yours?,"1 - I can speak french  
2 - I've never watch *Star Wars*  
3 - I've broken my arm once
",The lie is that you've broken your arm once.
23590,"1 - I can speak french  
2 - I've never watch *Star Wars*  
3 - I've broken my arm once
",The lie is that you've broken your arm once.,That's true. It was a long time ago.
23591,Two Truths and a Lie,"1. I hate Rebel scum.

2. I hate Star Wars.

3. Shortbread is the greatest food in the world.","Your username suggests that #1 might be true, and that #2 might be false. "
23592,"1. I hate Rebel scum.

2. I hate Star Wars.

3. Shortbread is the greatest food in the world.","Your username suggests that #1 might be true, and that #2 might be false. ",Correct! I must spread the message of the Empire somehow.
23593,"Your username suggests that #1 might be true, and that #2 might be false. ",Correct! I must spread the message of the Empire somehow.,r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
23594,Two Truths and a Lie,"1) I own a dog
2) I've had a vacation in South America
3) I've been summoned for jury duty",3 is the lie!
23595,"1) I own a dog
2) I've had a vacation in South America
3) I've been summoned for jury duty",3 is the lie!,Nope. The first one is a lie. I do want to own a pupper tho 
23596,Wow! We're trending! Say hi to all the new conversationalists we'll be getting,"This is MY swamp! MY swamp.

(...Hi.)",Can this be MY swamp?
23597,"This is MY swamp! MY swamp.

(...Hi.)",Can this be MY swamp?,Hmm... I suppose it could be... *OUR* swamp?
23598,Can this be MY swamp?,Hmm... I suppose it could be... *OUR* swamp?,The Swamp Union
23599,Hmm... I suppose it could be... *OUR* swamp?,The Swamp Union,YAY!
23600,"This is MY swamp! MY swamp.

(...Hi.)",Can this be MY swamp?,It's MINE now
23601,Wow! We're trending! Say hi to all the new conversationalists we'll be getting,Yeah! CC is awesome!,you're awesome too &lt;3
23602,Yeah! CC is awesome!,you're awesome too &lt;3,"Awh thank you, you too! 😍"
23603,Wow! We're trending! Say hi to all the new conversationalists we'll be getting,And how many of those are going to be shit head trolls?,Let's not assume that there will be trolls!
23604,And how many of those are going to be shit head trolls?,Let's not assume that there will be trolls!,It’s reddit. I’ve already seen people being dicks to others in here before.
23605,I can't Reddit,There's a limit or some shit. Just need 5 karma.,"The reasoning makes sense, just didn't realise it was a thing"
23606,There's a limit or some shit. Just need 5 karma.,"The reasoning makes sense, just didn't realise it was a thing","Got enough, no?"
23607,"The reasoning makes sense, just didn't realise it was a thing","Got enough, no?",Yep :)
23608,There's a limit or some shit. Just need 5 karma.,"The reasoning makes sense, just didn't realise it was a thing",Your username is fantastic btw. 
23609,"The reasoning makes sense, just didn't realise it was a thing",Your username is fantastic btw. ,Thanks I'm quite proud of it :)
23610,There's a limit or some shit. Just need 5 karma.,"The reasoning makes sense, just didn't realise it was a thing","Welp, now you have plenty"
23611,I can't Reddit,There's a limit or some shit. Just need 5 karma.,"I'm in the same boat, just a different subreddit..."
23612,There's a limit or some shit. Just need 5 karma.,"I'm in the same boat, just a different subreddit...","Have an updoot. They're free.
"
23613,"I'm in the same boat, just a different subreddit...","Have an updoot. They're free.
","And yet, oh so valuable!"
23614,There's a limit or some shit. Just need 5 karma.,"I'm in the same boat, just a different subreddit...",May I offer you an updoot in these trying times?
23615,"I'm in the same boat, just a different subreddit...",May I offer you an updoot in these trying times?,I can post now! Thanks Reddit
23616,There's a limit or some shit. Just need 5 karma.,"I'm in the same boat, just a different subreddit...",Same here! Upvoted!
23617,I can't Reddit,There's a limit or some shit. Just need 5 karma.,I'm newish too. How do u get karma?
23618,There's a limit or some shit. Just need 5 karma.,I'm newish too. How do u get karma?,"If other ppl upvote ur comment or post, you get karma "
23619,There's a limit or some shit. Just need 5 karma.,I'm newish too. How do u get karma?,Say shit that people like.
23620,I can't Reddit,"Upvoting your comments to help, mate. ",I love you man
23621,"Upvoting your comments to help, mate. ",I love you man,Same. Enjoy
23622,"Upvoting your comments to help, mate. ",I love you man,:’-&gt;
23623,"Upvoting your comments to help, mate. ",I love you man,"I love you too, my flaccid friend."
23624,I can't Reddit,Post to /r/meirl they upvote anything ,I just checked out that sub and I'm so confused
23625,Post to /r/meirl they upvote anything ,I just checked out that sub and I'm so confused,"&gt; I'm so confused

Me too thanks"
23626,I can't Reddit,"Don't worry, friend.

Reddit can't Reddit right, either.",B I N G O
23627,"Don't worry, friend.

Reddit can't Reddit right, either.",B I N G O,And Bingo was his name-o.
23628,I can't Reddit,I've been on Reddit since July and you have more karma than me wtf,Here I'll give you an upvote in an attempt to better the distribution of karma on this site
23629,I've been on Reddit since July and you have more karma than me wtf,Here I'll give you an upvote in an attempt to better the distribution of karma on this site,thank
23630,I can't Reddit,Look at you now ,How does this work now? Can I cash out these internet points or...
23631,Look at you now ,How does this work now? Can I cash out these internet points or...,"Oh you can cash em my friend, but it's gonna cost ya "
23632,I can't Reddit,"just so you know, his new album's shite",Agree to disagree mate
23633,"just so you know, his new album's shite",Agree to disagree mate,how much hip hop do you listen to?
23634,Agree to disagree mate,how much hip hop do you listen to?,"Well it was my most listened to genre on Spotify this year, same as the last few years :)"
23635,how much hip hop do you listen to?,"Well it was my most listened to genre on Spotify this year, same as the last few years :)",artists?
23636,I can't Reddit,"Here's an upvote! Now get into r/eminem with the rest of us assholes, ya little rascal!",Next stop my basement. I'll meet you down there!
23637,"Here's an upvote! Now get into r/eminem with the rest of us assholes, ya little rascal!",Next stop my basement. I'll meet you down there!,I'll bring snacks!
23638,What is your reason to live?,For my wife and son. They need me and I need them.,I really hope to be a dad in the next 15 years or so. 
23639,For my wife and son. They need me and I need them.,I really hope to be a dad in the next 15 years or so. ,it is very challenging and stressful and exhausting but it can be very rewarding also. 
23640,What is your reason to live?,oh gorsh thats sad,What is?
23641,oh gorsh thats sad,What is?,That question haha
23642,"I watched Cloud Atlas, a 3 hour movie, yesterday and I’m watching it again today.",Manchester by the Sea! Twice in one week.,Never even heard of it! I’ll watch the trailer 
23643,Manchester by the Sea! Twice in one week.,Never even heard of it! I’ll watch the trailer ,"It is very sad. I also loved Cloud Atlas btw. Top 5 movie for me.

Hope you feel better soon!"
23644,I love my husband AND his social anxiety.,"Aw, the poor thing! That's adorable. :) I bet that cashier got a good giggle out of that. ",She was laughing at me a bunch. I think. 
23645,"Aw, the poor thing! That's adorable. :) I bet that cashier got a good giggle out of that. ",She was laughing at me a bunch. I think. ,But was the hot chocolate good?!
23646,She was laughing at me a bunch. I think. ,But was the hot chocolate good?!,Yes. 
23647,I love my husband AND his social anxiety.,"yep, I'll just take a wrong order instead of correcting the worker to avoid confrontation","*I mean, I guess onions rings are fine*"
23648,"yep, I'll just take a wrong order instead of correcting the worker to avoid confrontation","*I mean, I guess onions rings are fine*",story of my life
23649,I love my husband AND his social anxiety.,Who sais hot chocolate isn't for adults?,"It was an 8 oz luke warm hot chocolate. If it was bigger and HOT, I’d agree with you."
23650,Who sais hot chocolate isn't for adults?,"It was an 8 oz luke warm hot chocolate. If it was bigger and HOT, I’d agree with you.",Oh
23651,I created a DnD campaign and no one was interested. When it was found out that I'm a woman suddenly there's interest.,*facetables* Humans...,"I thought it was pronounced ""Headdesk"""
23652,*facetables* Humans...,"I thought it was pronounced ""Headdesk""","It goes by ""facetable"" in my locale, this is the first I've heard of ""headdesk""."
23653,"I thought it was pronounced ""Headdesk""","It goes by ""facetable"" in my locale, this is the first I've heard of ""headdesk"".",Clearly you don't spend any time in /r/talesfromtechsupport :-p
23654,Hey everybody! Anybody feel like chatting?,"Hey there mate, Russia here","Hey there Russia, mate here. 😂 how are you today?"
23655,"Hey there mate, Russia here","Hey there Russia, mate here. 😂 how are you today?","Yeah not bad there, and yourself?"
23656,"Hey there Russia, mate here. 😂 how are you today?","Yeah not bad there, and yourself?",Im doing pretty alright! Little tired; it is 11 pm here. Where are you from in Russia?
23657,"Yeah not bad there, and yourself?",Im doing pretty alright! Little tired; it is 11 pm here. Where are you from in Russia?,Small town near Nizhny Novogrod. Just east of Moscow
23658,Hey everybody! Anybody feel like chatting?,"hello! are you still around? if so, i'd be delighted to chat!","Hello, I am indeed!"
23659,"hello! are you still around? if so, i'd be delighted to chat!","Hello, I am indeed!",how are you this fine morning?
23660,"Hello, I am indeed!",how are you this fine morning?,"I'm great! Little bit sore from my workout last night, but I'm still good! How about yourself?"
23661,Has anyone else lost interest in Christmas as they've gotten older?,Wait.  Youve made a Christmas wishlist until 36?,My family requests one
23662,Wait.  Youve made a Christmas wishlist until 36?,My family requests one,Nevermind to my question. Didn't see your second comment. 
23663,Has anyone else lost interest in Christmas as they've gotten older?,Wait.  Youve made a Christmas wishlist until 36?,I didn't think it was weird
23664,Wait.  Youve made a Christmas wishlist until 36?,I didn't think it was weird,Oh my goodness. That's kind of cute. Why didn't you think it was out of the norm? 
23665,What do you guys want for Christmas? I need inspiration,Nothing. Try minimalism out  ,Minimalism at uni? I wish lol 
23666,Nothing. Try minimalism out  ,Minimalism at uni? I wish lol ,Aw 
23667,What do you guys want for Christmas? I need inspiration,A crockpot or instant pot.,I honestly can’t cook to save my life:’)
23668,A crockpot or instant pot.,I honestly can’t cook to save my life:’),"Maybe a ""just the basics"" cookbook instead. "
23669,I adopted a teenage boy update.,I honestly can’t be more impressed by your patience. I hope things continue to improve! :),thank you. I'm in for a rough time this month unfortunately.
23670,I honestly can’t be more impressed by your patience. I hope things continue to improve! :),thank you. I'm in for a rough time this month unfortunately.,Honestly I can't believe how awesome you're.
23671,I adopted a teenage boy update.,Maybe a xpost in /r/adoption? Pretty sure folks over there would appreciate it. ,Oh I didn't know that was a thing! I just posted here because this is where I originally posted.
23672,Maybe a xpost in /r/adoption? Pretty sure folks over there would appreciate it. ,Oh I didn't know that was a thing! I just posted here because this is where I originally posted.,maybe gather all the posts together then xpost
23673,I adopted a teenage boy update.,Did she put it back in afterwards?,huh?
23674,Did she put it back in afterwards?,huh?,This got put on the wrong comment. Thanks Reddit mobile. 
23675,I adopted a teenage boy update.,Is it possible to adopt a teenage girl to serve as a sex slave?,Wtf
23676,Is it possible to adopt a teenage girl to serve as a sex slave?,Wtf,"just curious, geez"
23677,Wtf,"just curious, geez",Its just kindof a weird thing to be curious about imo.
23678,"just curious, geez",Its just kindof a weird thing to be curious about imo.,"Curiously sexy that is, amirite?"
23679,Its just kindof a weird thing to be curious about imo.,"Curiously sexy that is, amirite?",Sure....
23680,Found a reddit account,I think this is a bot honestly. ,this is waaaaaay too much effort to be a bot
23681,I think this is a bot honestly. ,this is waaaaaay too much effort to be a bot,The alternative is too sad to comprehend :(
23682,Your username. What's its story?,"It's my xbox live username. Similar to picture perfect, but with a gun to your head XD",That's pretty fucking clever.
23683,"It's my xbox live username. Similar to picture perfect, but with a gun to your head XD",That's pretty fucking clever.,thanks bruh :P
23684,Your username. What's its story?,"It's my xbox live username. Similar to picture perfect, but with a gun to your head XD","Me too, but my XBL account has a space between the words."
23685,"It's my xbox live username. Similar to picture perfect, but with a gun to your head XD","Me too, but my XBL account has a space between the words.",Well mine does too 😜
23686,Your username. What's its story?,"Invert each word in mine name, to find me.",Damn this is like National Treasure
23687,"Invert each word in mine name, to find me.",Damn this is like National Treasure,The hidden one.
23688,Girl just sang her heart out in math class,"I love little miracles like this, that shake up everyday life.",Hey it’s me.
23689,"I love little miracles like this, that shake up everyday life.",Hey it’s me.,"Missed opportunity. Should have said ""stop your making me dizzy"""
23690,"I love little miracles like this, that shake up everyday life.",Hey it’s me.,r/beetlejuicing
23691,Girl just sang her heart out in math class,Glad you told us. Now go tell HER! lol,Everyone told her lol. She got the praise she deserved for the show she put on
23692,Glad you told us. Now go tell HER! lol,Everyone told her lol. She got the praise she deserved for the show she put on,Now take her to prom
23693,Everyone told her lol. She got the praise she deserved for the show she put on,Now take her to prom,Lol I dont have the social aptitude to ask a girl to prom
23694,Now take her to prom,Lol I dont have the social aptitude to ask a girl to prom,"Just do it, worst she can do is say no"
23695,Now take her to prom,Lol I dont have the social aptitude to ask a girl to prom,Send her this thread and she will see Reddit’s got your back and appreciates her too 👍🏽
23696,Everyone told her lol. She got the praise she deserved for the show she put on,Now take her to prom,Get her pregnant! 
23697,Girl just sang her heart out in math class,And then everyone clapped,"I mean, you arent wrong"
23698,And then everyone clapped,"I mean, you arent wrong",[removed]
23699,Girl just sang her heart out in math class,And then everyone clapped,And that girls name was Alberta Einstein
23700,And then everyone clapped,And that girls name was Alberta Einstein,And she was wicked smaht.
23701,Girl just sang her heart out in math class,What’d she sing?,You Will Be Loved
23702,What’d she sing?,You Will Be Loved,You mean she will be loved by maroon 5?
23703,You Will Be Loved,You mean she will be loved by maroon 5?,"Oh yeah, my bad. I knew somebody will be loved "
23704,What’d she sing?,You Will Be Loved,Nevermind on wanting a link.
23705,You Will Be Loved,Nevermind on wanting a link.,Aight. You find something or just lose interest? 
23706,Nevermind on wanting a link.,Aight. You find something or just lose interest? ,There's no way that any version of that song is enjoyable.
23707,Aight. You find something or just lose interest? ,There's no way that any version of that song is enjoyable.,It’s a good song :l
23708,Aight. You find something or just lose interest? ,There's no way that any version of that song is enjoyable.,r/JesusChristReddit
23709,Finals week for anyone else?,Yep! Had two finals last week and four more this week. Good luck on your exams!,Damn! That's hefty. Thanks though!
23710,Yep! Had two finals last week and four more this week. Good luck on your exams!,Damn! That's hefty. Thanks though!,"Yeah, it's been rough! Although I've had seven finals before, so this isn't so bad. I guess. "
23711,Damn! That's hefty. Thanks though!,"Yeah, it's been rough! Although I've had seven finals before, so this isn't so bad. I guess. ","Damn, seven finals?? That's nuts lmao "
23712,Finals week for anyone else?,Two finals and two final projects due in the next due weeks! So excited for the 21st :p,Thankfully I'm done after t the 15th :D and have until like January 28th off!
23713,Two finals and two final projects due in the next due weeks! So excited for the 21st :p,Thankfully I'm done after t the 15th :D and have until like January 28th off!,So jealous! I only have 2 weeks off :/
23714,Thankfully I'm done after t the 15th :D and have until like January 28th off!,So jealous! I only have 2 weeks off :/,Yeaaah that sucks :/
23715,Finals week for anyone else?,I have my first of three midterms tomorrow. I'm on reddit instead of studying. ^^please help me ,Haha well gettup and get at it! What classes are they for? 
23716,I have my first of three midterms tomorrow. I'm on reddit instead of studying. ^^please help me ,Haha well gettup and get at it! What classes are they for? ,Spanish then physics then geometry. 
23717,Haha well gettup and get at it! What classes are they for? ,Spanish then physics then geometry. ,That's wild lmao whata your major? I'm a senior basically 
23718,Spanish then physics then geometry. ,That's wild lmao whata your major? I'm a senior basically ,High School lol
23719,That's wild lmao whata your major? I'm a senior basically ,High School lol,That makes sense as to why you're so spread out lmao 
23720,Finals week for anyone else?,"1 final last week, two finals this week, and 1 next week. ","Not too bad, good luck man"
23721,"1 final last week, two finals this week, and 1 next week. ","Not too bad, good luck man",Thanks. Good luck on your papers!
23722,"Not too bad, good luck man",Thanks. Good luck on your papers!,"Hahaha thanks,I'm so mad for putting them off. -."
23723,50 Simple Pleasures,"1. A good sandwich
2. The feeling of complete immersion in a video game.
3. Cheese","&gt; Cheese

The magical ingredient that made (almost) everything tastier."
23724,"1. A good sandwich
2. The feeling of complete immersion in a video game.
3. Cheese","&gt; Cheese

The magical ingredient that made (almost) everything tastier.",The cheese! It’s to die for :)
23725,"1. A good sandwich
2. The feeling of complete immersion in a video game.
3. Cheese","&gt; Cheese

The magical ingredient that made (almost) everything tastier.",Same line as only cream and butter 
23726,50 Simple Pleasures,"1. A good sandwich
2. The feeling of complete immersion in a video game.
3. Cheese",Does the cheese include or exclude red wine?
23727,"1. A good sandwich
2. The feeling of complete immersion in a video game.
3. Cheese",Does the cheese include or exclude red wine?,Exclude. Do not like wine.
23728,I'm having a baby!!!!,I hope you gave it a cool and unique name! ,"Her name will be Avery, which we looked up the other day and it means ""elf ruler"""
23729,I hope you gave it a cool and unique name! ,"Her name will be Avery, which we looked up the other day and it means ""elf ruler""",This is a reddit dad
23730,I hope you gave it a cool and unique name! ,"Her name will be Avery, which we looked up the other day and it means ""elf ruler""",Bruh... 
23731,I'm having a baby!!!!,Any baby yet? ,Not yet at the hospital again today after being released yesterday
23732,Any baby yet? ,Not yet at the hospital again today after being released yesterday,"Hope Avery makes her appearance soon! Come out Avery, Reddit wants to meet you! "
23733,Not yet at the hospital again today after being released yesterday,"Hope Avery makes her appearance soon! Come out Avery, Reddit wants to meet you! ",Check the final update 
23734,"Hope Avery makes her appearance soon! Come out Avery, Reddit wants to meet you! ",Check the final update ,"Yay! Happy birthday Avery, and congratulations to both you and your wife!"
23735,Hey r/CasualConversation! It's time to vote for the best of the best of 2017.,Please use this sticky comment for general discussion.,"I think you mean voting will last until January 1st, 2018?"
23736,Please use this sticky comment for general discussion.,"I think you mean voting will last until January 1st, 2018?","Woops, yeah you are correct lol"
23737,Hey r/CasualConversation! It's time to vote for the best of the best of 2017.,"#best user

*uh no links, just /u/ mention your favorite cc contributor*",/u/poeshmoe
23738,"#best user

*uh no links, just /u/ mention your favorite cc contributor*",/u/poeshmoe,"wh?! oh, gosh. I don't even post here very much, though. ; ;"
23739,/u/poeshmoe,"wh?! oh, gosh. I don't even post here very much, though. ; ;",edited :v
23740,Hey r/CasualConversation! It's time to vote for the best of the best of 2017.,"#best user

*uh no links, just /u/ mention your favorite cc contributor*","/u/siriuslywinchester 

:)"
23741,"#best user

*uh no links, just /u/ mention your favorite cc contributor*","/u/siriuslywinchester 

:)",Thank you so much!  You're so kind!
23742,Hey r/CasualConversation! It's time to vote for the best of the best of 2017.,"#best user

*uh no links, just /u/ mention your favorite cc contributor*",I second /u/LorelaiGranger 
23743,"#best user

*uh no links, just /u/ mention your favorite cc contributor*",I second /u/LorelaiGranger ,d'aww stahp! 
23744,Hey r/CasualConversation! It's time to vote for the best of the best of 2017.,"#best user

*uh no links, just /u/ mention your favorite cc contributor*",this is an exciting race - my vote is for /u/siriuslywinchester!
23745,"#best user

*uh no links, just /u/ mention your favorite cc contributor*",this is an exciting race - my vote is for /u/siriuslywinchester!,Aww thanks.  My vote was a coin toss between you and Chris and Chris won.  now i feel bad!
23746,this is an exciting race - my vote is for /u/siriuslywinchester!,Aww thanks.  My vote was a coin toss between you and Chris and Chris won.  now i feel bad!,"/u/LorelaiGranger is 100000x times better than me!!! HOW DARE YOU!! 


jk &lt;3"
23747,Aww thanks.  My vote was a coin toss between you and Chris and Chris won.  now i feel bad!,"/u/LorelaiGranger is 100000x times better than me!!! HOW DARE YOU!! 


jk &lt;3",staaaaahp 
23748,"/u/LorelaiGranger is 100000x times better than me!!! HOW DARE YOU!! 


jk &lt;3",staaaaahp ,I BET YOU'RE LOVING ALL THIS LOVE RN!!
23749,staaaaahp ,I BET YOU'RE LOVING ALL THIS LOVE RN!!,staaaaaaahp
23750,Aww thanks.  My vote was a coin toss between you and Chris and Chris won.  now i feel bad!,"/u/LorelaiGranger is 100000x times better than me!!! HOW DARE YOU!! 


jk &lt;3",BUT YOU'RE CHRIS EVANS
23751,"/u/LorelaiGranger is 100000x times better than me!!! HOW DARE YOU!! 


jk &lt;3",BUT YOU'RE CHRIS EVANS,"OK OK FINE I CAN'T DISAGREE WITH THAT






but also, YOU'RE SIRIUSLYWINCHESTER!"
23752,BUT YOU'RE CHRIS EVANS,"OK OK FINE I CAN'T DISAGREE WITH THAT






but also, YOU'RE SIRIUSLYWINCHESTER!",I CANT VOTE FOR MYSELF.
23753,"OK OK FINE I CAN'T DISAGREE WITH THAT






but also, YOU'RE SIRIUSLYWINCHESTER!",I CANT VOTE FOR MYSELF.,UHHHH WHY NOT
23754,I CANT VOTE FOR MYSELF.,UHHHH WHY NOT,"Well, i don't know, maybe i could but it would look bad haha."
23755,Hey r/CasualConversation! It's time to vote for the best of the best of 2017.,"#best user

*uh no links, just /u/ mention your favorite cc contributor*","Another vote also for /u/LorelaiGranger!

"
23756,"#best user

*uh no links, just /u/ mention your favorite cc contributor*","Another vote also for /u/LorelaiGranger!

",you guys are too much!
23757,Hey r/CasualConversation! It's time to vote for the best of the best of 2017.,"#best user

*uh no links, just /u/ mention your favorite cc contributor*",/u/LorelaiGranger QUESTION MASTER
23758,"#best user

*uh no links, just /u/ mention your favorite cc contributor*",/u/LorelaiGranger QUESTION MASTER,d'aw thank you!! 
23759,Cards Against Humanity sent me $15,I impulsively ordered myself a Nintendo Switch... does that count?,Awesome. How do you like it? 
23760,I impulsively ordered myself a Nintendo Switch... does that count?,Awesome. How do you like it? ,"It hasn’t arrived yet, I order it off eBay."
23761,Awesome. How do you like it? ,"It hasn’t arrived yet, I order it off eBay.","Ah, well I hope it makes all your dreams come true! "
23762,"It hasn’t arrived yet, I order it off eBay.","Ah, well I hope it makes all your dreams come true! ",You seem like a nice guy
23763,Awesome. How do you like it? ,"It hasn’t arrived yet, I order it off eBay.",How much was it from eBay?
23764,"It hasn’t arrived yet, I order it off eBay.",How much was it from eBay?,About $460...
23765,How much was it from eBay?,About $460...,"Wait what....???

Can’t you buy a new one for like $300?

Does it include some games?"
23766,About $460...,"Wait what....???

Can’t you buy a new one for like $300?

Does it include some games?","Yes, the new Mario and the new Mario and Rabbids "
23767,"Wait what....???

Can’t you buy a new one for like $300?

Does it include some games?","Yes, the new Mario and the new Mario and Rabbids ",Enjoy! :D
23768,"Yes, the new Mario and the new Mario and Rabbids ",Enjoy! :D,"Thank you, I intend to!"
23769,Awesome. How do you like it? ,"It hasn’t arrived yet, I order it off eBay.",Is that even safe? I use eBay to order crappy stuff.
23770,Awesome. How do you like it? ,"It hasn’t arrived yet, I order it off eBay.",Can you impulse buy me one for Christmas? :)
23771,Awesome. How do you like it? ,"It hasn’t arrived yet, I order it off eBay.",You will like it. Mine is awesome
23772,Cards Against Humanity sent me $15,I impulsively ordered myself a Nintendo Switch... does that count?,My bro and I just bought a ps4 today!
23773,I impulsively ordered myself a Nintendo Switch... does that count?,My bro and I just bought a ps4 today!,Awesome! any particular game your looking forward to play?
23774,Cards Against Humanity sent me $15,I impulsively ordered myself a Nintendo Switch... does that count?,Haha I ordered one when they first came out and after a month sold it to my friend. 
23775,I impulsively ordered myself a Nintendo Switch... does that count?,Haha I ordered one when they first came out and after a month sold it to my friend. ,Ugh could've sold it to meeee 😭 why didn't you like it?
23776,Haha I ordered one when they first came out and after a month sold it to my friend. ,Ugh could've sold it to meeee 😭 why didn't you like it?,Because I have a PS4.
23777,Ugh could've sold it to meeee 😭 why didn't you like it?,Because I have a PS4.,"Have fun playing splatoon, zelda, mario, xenoblade and all the future switch games on your ps4 "
23778,Cards Against Humanity sent me $15,I impulsively ordered myself a Nintendo Switch... does that count?,I won one in a raffle at my employer's Christmas party.
23779,I impulsively ordered myself a Nintendo Switch... does that count?,I won one in a raffle at my employer's Christmas party.,Congratulations!
23780,I impulsively ordered myself a Nintendo Switch... does that count?,I won one in a raffle at my employer's Christmas party.,Gratz! I won nothing :'(
23781,Cards Against Humanity sent me $15,I need to check my third envelope. Maybe I can be rich like you.,Maybe richer! The 100 poorest contributors got $1000. 
23782,I need to check my third envelope. Maybe I can be rich like you.,Maybe richer! The 100 poorest contributors got $1000. ,How do they know your net worth or income?
23783,I need to check my third envelope. Maybe I can be rich like you.,Maybe richer! The 100 poorest contributors got $1000. ,"Wait, how do they determine who's the poorest? By how little you donated?"
23784,Maybe richer! The 100 poorest contributors got $1000. ,"Wait, how do they determine who's the poorest? By how little you donated?",The holiday bullshit always comes with a strange demographic survey.  
23785,Cards Against Humanity sent me $15,"We got snow in England which is unusual for this time of year, so I made a snowman. Good times. ","We did? Where abouts in England are you? 

"
23786,"We got snow in England which is unusual for this time of year, so I made a snowman. Good times. ","We did? Where abouts in England are you? 

",We got a ton of snow just outside northern london too.
23787,"We got snow in England which is unusual for this time of year, so I made a snowman. Good times. ","We did? Where abouts in England are you? 

","Midlands, looking at up to a foot!"
23788,"We got snow in England which is unusual for this time of year, so I made a snowman. Good times. ","We did? Where abouts in England are you? 

",Sheffield got a load
23789,"We got snow in England which is unusual for this time of year, so I made a snowman. Good times. ","We did? Where abouts in England are you? 

",The Wirral got a fair bit
23790,"We did? Where abouts in England are you? 

",The Wirral got a fair bit,It now seems that everywhere but here did haha
23791,Cards Against Humanity sent me $15,"We got snow in England which is unusual for this time of year, so I made a snowman. Good times. ",Oh really? When is the more normal part of year to get snow? 
23792,"We got snow in England which is unusual for this time of year, so I made a snowman. Good times. ",Oh really? When is the more normal part of year to get snow? ,We usually get it between late January and early March. 
23793,Cards Against Humanity sent me $15,"We got snow in England which is unusual for this time of year, so I made a snowman. Good times. ",I made half a snowman but there were so many leaves it looked like a ball of frozen coffee.
23794,"We got snow in England which is unusual for this time of year, so I made a snowman. Good times. ",I made half a snowman but there were so many leaves it looked like a ball of frozen coffee.,A Snowman is still a snowman!
23795,Cards Against Humanity sent me $15,When did you get your second one?? I've only gotten one so far. ,Last week
23796,When did you get your second one?? I've only gotten one so far. ,Last week,I must have missed getting the mail that day 😂
23797,Cards Against Humanity sent me $15,I'm a social worker too! What part of the field do you work in? ,Heeyyy! I work in mental health. What about you? 
23798,I'm a social worker too! What part of the field do you work in? ,Heeyyy! I work in mental health. What about you? ,Same! Keeps the day interesting for sure. 
23799,Cards Against Humanity sent me $15,"You're a part of their marketing campaign plaguing Reddit, amongst other media. Congratulations.","Yeah, you got me. I'm a bot. Social worker bot strikes again. "
23800,"You're a part of their marketing campaign plaguing Reddit, amongst other media. Congratulations.","Yeah, you got me. I'm a bot. Social worker bot strikes again. ","I mean, you're at least unknowingly aiding the campaign."
23801,What do you think about the name 'Clara' ?,Sounds like an old lady name to me,Oh... then I need to make a new one! Any suggestion?
23802,Sounds like an old lady name to me,Oh... then I need to make a new one! Any suggestion?,I say keep it! ☺
23803,Oh... then I need to make a new one! Any suggestion?,I say keep it! ☺,I agree. 
23804,Sounds like an old lady name to me,Oh... then I need to make a new one! Any suggestion?,I'm quite partial to Juliana. 
23805,Sounds like an old lady name to me,Oh... then I need to make a new one! Any suggestion?,"One opinion shall deter you?! 

What's the name for? 

"
23806,Sounds like an old lady name to me,Oh... then I need to make a new one! Any suggestion?,Lurleen.
23807,What do you think about the name 'Clara' ?,I think it's an absolutely lovely name.,Great! Thanks  :♡
23808,I think it's an absolutely lovely name.,Great! Thanks  :♡,No problem Rachel. 
23809,I just gave my best friend an early Christmas present and she nearly cried,So how long are you planning on just having a crush on her ? 2 years is a pretty long time.,"Try 4, but the feelings aren’t reciprocated."
23810,So how long are you planning on just having a crush on her ? 2 years is a pretty long time.,"Try 4, but the feelings aren’t reciprocated.","Whats stopping you from either confessing or moving on ?
"
23811,I just gave my best friend an early Christmas present and she nearly cried,So how long are you planning on just having a crush on her ? 2 years is a pretty long time.,"2 years is amateur time, try 8 "
23812,So how long are you planning on just having a crush on her ? 2 years is a pretty long time.,"2 years is amateur time, try 8 ",Whats stopping you from moving on ?
23813,I just gave my best friend an early Christmas present and she nearly cried,"No offense, but I remind this story being told exactly the same way a few days ago?",Was it? I posted this story last night but it got deleted so I'm posting again.
23814,"No offense, but I remind this story being told exactly the same way a few days ago?",Was it? I posted this story last night but it got deleted so I'm posting again.,"Ah okay, than that's where I remembered it. The few days ago seemed to be just hours then."
23815,Was it? I posted this story last night but it got deleted so I'm posting again.,"Ah okay, than that's where I remembered it. The few days ago seemed to be just hours then.",Thought this only happened to me. :D
23816,"Ah okay, than that's where I remembered it. The few days ago seemed to be just hours then.",Thought this only happened to me. :D,"What a magical time of the year it is, isn't it?"
23817,"Working the night shift, any other night owls around?","Yup, no work tonight!

Can you speak backwards fluently? I'd like to learn :) IDK why.",Backwards...how? Like saying 'hello' 'olleh'?
23818,"Yup, no work tonight!

Can you speak backwards fluently? I'd like to learn :) IDK why.",Backwards...how? Like saying 'hello' 'olleh'?,"Phonetically backwards.

So if you recorded it and played that backwards it would say ""hello"""
23819,"Working the night shift, any other night owls around?",Is it a chain hotel?,"It is. Think meet me at the hotel, motel, ________________."
23820,Is it a chain hotel?,"It is. Think meet me at the hotel, motel, ________________.","I don't have any idea.

Seen anything happen yet?"
23821,"It is. Think meet me at the hotel, motel, ________________.","I don't have any idea.

Seen anything happen yet?",Holiday inn!
23822,"I don't have any idea.

Seen anything happen yet?",Holiday inn!,You got it!
23823,"Working the night shift, any other night owls around?",I feel like you and I have done this before.,"*looks around* who, me? You must be thinking of that other gal who works nights."
23824,I feel like you and I have done this before.,"*looks around* who, me? You must be thinking of that other gal who works nights.","Nope not you, there was a post a few days ago with a similar title. What's up?"
23825,"Working the night shift, any other night owls around?",Joke: you ever seen the serial number at the base of a condom?,Can't say that I have :)
23826,Joke: you ever seen the serial number at the base of a condom?,Can't say that I have :),"Ahh, I guess that's because you don't have to unroll them all the way"
23827,Can't say that I have :),"Ahh, I guess that's because you don't have to unroll them all the way","Not going to lie, I chuckled. Thanks!"
23828,Does anyone else love taking a bath? Any other relaxation tips?,"Shower beer, an ice cold can and warm water. 

","Shower shots (although this might cross a line, I’m not sure. I’m an alcoholic lol)"
23829,"Shower beer, an ice cold can and warm water. 

","Shower shots (although this might cross a line, I’m not sure. I’m an alcoholic lol)","Some weeks ago I took a bottle of vodka to shower, that was a new low. But tasty."
23830,"Shower shots (although this might cross a line, I’m not sure. I’m an alcoholic lol)","Some weeks ago I took a bottle of vodka to shower, that was a new low. But tasty.","Username checks out. Definitely been there, brother. Hope everything’s going alright for you"
23831,Anyone else feel extremely nervous while posting on Reddit?,I’m afraid it will never be seen (like this comment),You got my attention buddy
23832,I’m afraid it will never be seen (like this comment),You got my attention buddy,Why would you just give away your attention buddy like that?
23833,You got my attention buddy,Why would you just give away your attention buddy like that?,I got a free one along with all the karma I got from this post. Decided to have a giveaway. 
23834,I’m afraid it will never be seen (like this comment),You got my attention buddy,You’ve made my day mate
23835,You got my attention buddy,You’ve made my day mate,:)
23836,Anyone else feel extremely nervous while posting on Reddit?,No,This guy gets casual conversation!
23837,No,This guy gets casual conversation!,[removed]
23838,Anyone else feel extremely nervous while posting on Reddit?,2.2k upvotes so next time you won't be nervous,I know right. Woke up to all that good karma. Today is going to be a good day :)
23839,2.2k upvotes so next time you won't be nervous,I know right. Woke up to all that good karma. Today is going to be a good day :),Have a good one
23840,I got drunk and booked flights to Switzerland - should I go?,Sure. I've heard they have good chocolate. ,Expensive though.
23841,Sure. I've heard they have good chocolate. ,Expensive though.,You should go and have Sprungli chocolate! YOLO
23842,I got drunk and booked flights to Switzerland - should I go?,Of yourse! I'm sure it would be a day you'd never forget.,True - but Switzerland is expensive.
23843,Of yourse! I'm sure it would be a day you'd never forget.,True - but Switzerland is expensive.,You'll only be there for a day though!
23844,I got drunk and booked flights to Switzerland - should I go?,I think Drunk-you should go since they bought the ticket,that is a very good point - beers before I go
23845,I think Drunk-you should go since they bought the ticket,that is a very good point - beers before I go,username certainly does not check out
23846,I got drunk and booked flights to Switzerland - should I go?,It would be a waste if you didn't. A day in Geneva is a day well spent.,You been before?
23847,It would be a waste if you didn't. A day in Geneva is a day well spent.,You been before?,Been over there a few times. It's a lovely country.
23848,I got drunk and booked flights to Switzerland - should I go?,"If you can afford it, go.  If you can’t afford it, go anyway.  It’s Sweden!",Is... is that a pun?
23849,"If you can afford it, go.  If you can’t afford it, go anyway.  It’s Sweden!",Is... is that a pun?,Swiss chocolate...it Sweden very good. 
23850,"If you can afford it, go.  If you can’t afford it, go anyway.  It’s Sweden!",Is... is that a pun?,"Nah, I’m not a puny  person."
23851,I got drunk and booked flights to Switzerland - should I go?,Yeah come gimme a visit it's nice and snowy here :),Is it snowing just now in Geneva? Sure I’ll pop in to say hello
23852,Yeah come gimme a visit it's nice and snowy here :),Is it snowing just now in Geneva? Sure I’ll pop in to say hello,"Im actually not in geneva, just read the title sorry :D"
23853,I think we all imagined that lasers would be playing a much greater role in our lives at this point,"It's not a laser, it's a little light bulb that blinks.","Oh Great, oh great. If anyone tries to attack us, we can blink em to death."
23854,"It's not a laser, it's a little light bulb that blinks.","Oh Great, oh great. If anyone tries to attack us, we can blink em to death.",Why don't you melt him with your scary laser
23855,I think we all imagined that lasers would be playing a much greater role in our lives at this point,Shouldn't this be in /r/Showerthoughts?,I tried but the admin kept telling me to post it here instead...
23856,Shouldn't this be in /r/Showerthoughts?,I tried but the admin kept telling me to post it here instead...,Oh 
23857,Please teach me how to courtesy smile without looking like I pooped my pants.,Stand in front of the mirror and poop your pants. Whatever your face does? Don't do that.,I’ll try it tonight. 
23858,Stand in front of the mirror and poop your pants. Whatever your face does? Don't do that.,I’ll try it tonight. ,Pics or it didn't happen.
23859,I built my first ever computer!,"what hw did you get?
",What's hw?
23860,"what hw did you get?
",What's hw?,"apologies i dont know why i typed that instead of the full word, i meant hardware."
23861,What's everyone up to on this fine Friday?,Probably studying all day and a bit of gaming real late tonight.,Sounds like a plan. Whatcha gonna play? 
23862,Probably studying all day and a bit of gaming real late tonight.,Sounds like a plan. Whatcha gonna play? ,Either PUBG with friends or ditch them and play some roguelikes
23863,What's everyone up to on this fine Friday?,"nothing, can't wait.","Jealoussss. Ima be fairly busy today,  hopefully my work shift won't be too bad "
23864,"nothing, can't wait.","Jealoussss. Ima be fairly busy today,  hopefully my work shift won't be too bad ",gluck pal
23865,"Jealoussss. Ima be fairly busy today,  hopefully my work shift won't be too bad ",gluck pal,Hahaha thanks. Just studying for a final now before going in 
23866,What's everyone up to on this fine Friday?,I legitimately thought today was Thursday until I got into work.,Hahahha well that's a welcome surprise I'm sure!
23867,I legitimately thought today was Thursday until I got into work.,Hahahha well that's a welcome surprise I'm sure!,Definitely so. Haha.
23868,Hahahha well that's a welcome surprise I'm sure!,Definitely so. Haha.,Gonna be up to anything after work? 
23869,What's everyone up to on this fine Friday?,Currently at NASA waiting for a bus.,That's sick! What brought you to NASA?
23870,Currently at NASA waiting for a bus.,That's sick! What brought you to NASA?,"Class trip, got to see a lot of cool stuff."
23871,That's sick! What brought you to NASA?,"Class trip, got to see a lot of cool stuff.",Thats sick!!! Holy shit! I would love a trip like that 
23872,I'm looking for new hobbies!,Gold prospecting. Gets you outdoors and possibly with a side income ,Unfortunately there's not too much gold in the Midwest XD
23873,Gold prospecting. Gets you outdoors and possibly with a side income ,Unfortunately there's not too much gold in the Midwest XD,"Really?  Dam. I'm in the gold fields in Australia and still can find any. 

How about fishing? "
23874,Unfortunately there's not too much gold in the Midwest XD,"Really?  Dam. I'm in the gold fields in Australia and still can find any. 

How about fishing? ","I love fishing! Unfortunately up here it's winter right now, unlike you lucky people down there"
23875,"Really?  Dam. I'm in the gold fields in Australia and still can find any. 

How about fishing? ","I love fishing! Unfortunately up here it's winter right now, unlike you lucky people down there",Ever try ice fishing? It's quite fun. 
23876,I'm looking for new hobbies!,Gold prospecting. Gets you outdoors and possibly with a side income ,Have you found gold?
23877,Gold prospecting. Gets you outdoors and possibly with a side income ,Have you found gold?,Yes but only a few grams. 
23878,Have you found gold?,Yes but only a few grams. ,It's better than nothing.
23879,Yes but only a few grams. ,It's better than nothing.,True 
23880,It’s snowing in Houston for the first time since 2008.,No way. I'm not seeing snow. What part of town&gt;,It’s still snowing! Have you seen it yet?!
23881,No way. I'm not seeing snow. What part of town&gt;,It’s still snowing! Have you seen it yet?!,"No, I'm not getting out my apartment for nothing. "
23882,It’s snowing in Houston for the first time since 2008.,Houston we have a problem,I’ve been inside since 3 am and I haven’t thawed out yet. 😳
23883,Houston we have a problem,I’ve been inside since 3 am and I haven’t thawed out yet. 😳,Hey I'm in Houston too! From the north though so I love this stuff!
23884,It’s snowing in Houston for the first time since 2008.,"&gt; since 2008

It snowed, albeit it very lightly, in 2014 IIRC. Just sayin'.",I was here in 2014. It didn’t snow in my area. Oh well. 🤗
23885,"&gt; since 2008

It snowed, albeit it very lightly, in 2014 IIRC. Just sayin'.",I was here in 2014. It didn’t snow in my area. Oh well. 🤗,"I was up in Spring. It was just a very light dusting, but snow is snow."
23886,My 2.5 year old toddler burned me hard today.,Manboobs are annoying. I blame mine on all the plastic and chemicals in our food and water.,"Might be better blaming it on lack of exercise, and poor serving size choices."
23887,Manboobs are annoying. I blame mine on all the plastic and chemicals in our food and water.,"Might be better blaming it on lack of exercise, and poor serving size choices.",That was exactly my problem. 
23888,Manboobs are annoying. I blame mine on all the plastic and chemicals in our food and water.,"Might be better blaming it on lack of exercise, and poor serving size choices.",Read about gynecomastia. They don't necessarily go away with exercise. 
23889,"Might be better blaming it on lack of exercise, and poor serving size choices.",Read about gynecomastia. They don't necessarily go away with exercise. ,"I'm aware of gynecomastia, it's just not relevant to the comment I replied to. "
23890,Read about gynecomastia. They don't necessarily go away with exercise. ,"I'm aware of gynecomastia, it's just not relevant to the comment I replied to. ",Why are you so confident of that? 
23891,Manboobs are annoying. I blame mine on all the plastic and chemicals in our food and water.,"Might be better blaming it on lack of exercise, and poor serving size choices.",Btw a comma is used with a coordinating conjunction to separate two independent clauses
23892,My 2.5 year old toddler burned me hard today.,My friends kid once asked if I'm pregnat. I'm a guy ;),Was this over Yahoo answers?
23893,My friends kid once asked if I'm pregnat. I'm a guy ;),Was this over Yahoo answers?,How is babby formed?
23894,Was this over Yahoo answers?,How is babby formed?,How I know if is pregegenant
23895,How is babby formed?,How I know if is pregegenant,I just got engagged when does pragnate start
23896,My 2.5 year old toddler burned me hard today.,"if it was me, i'd just wear one. ",I do that when no one is home ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
23897,"if it was me, i'd just wear one. ",I do that when no one is home ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),even with the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i still believe you
23898,"If you were handed $10 million USD tax free right now, what would you do with it?",Start a school.,What kind?
23899,Start a school.,What kind?,I'm not sure. Math?
23900,Let's play a game of Never Have I Ever!,Never have I ever had something larger than a cm radius stuck up my nose.,I actually had a tube in my nose to check out my sinuses one time so I'd say yes lol
23901,Never have I ever had something larger than a cm radius stuck up my nose.,I actually had a tube in my nose to check out my sinuses one time so I'd say yes lol,I got a jelly bean stuck up there.
23902,I actually had a tube in my nose to check out my sinuses one time so I'd say yes lol,I got a jelly bean stuck up there.,... how?
23903,I got a jelly bean stuck up there.,... how?,I don’t even remember.
23904,Let's play a game of Never Have I Ever!,Never have I ever had a kissed a girl,"Hey! I have. It's been a while, but I have lol"
23905,Never have I ever had a kissed a girl,"Hey! I have. It's been a while, but I have lol",I have aswell. 
23906,"Hey! I have. It's been a while, but I have lol",I have aswell. ,How old were you? 
23907,I have aswell. ,How old were you? ,This was this year. I'm 22. 
23908,How old were you? ,This was this year. I'm 22. ,I know lol but I didn’t know that! How did it happen? 
23909,Who am I?,Jackie Chan?,"I'm confused... 

Do you want me to make guesses about you? :) "
23910,Jackie Chan?,"I'm confused... 

Do you want me to make guesses about you? :) ",r/imconfusedtoo 
23911,Who am I?,I'm interested to see what my profile tells about me?,You are a Lyft driver who works afternoons and evenings. You are in LA.
23912,I'm interested to see what my profile tells about me?,You are a Lyft driver who works afternoons and evenings. You are in LA.,"Okay, that's pretty obvious - but good job."
23913,There's a stripper sleeping in my bed right next to me right now.,Did you....,multiple
23914,Did you....,multiple,"Guess your username is outdated! HOORAY!

So how'd it all hapoen?"
23915,There's a stripper sleeping in my bed right next to me right now.,Thats more like it. Now go and make the coffee for her.,"she doesnt like coffee but i plan on waking her up with a nice ""kiss"" if you know what i mean ;)"
23916,Thats more like it. Now go and make the coffee for her.,"she doesnt like coffee but i plan on waking her up with a nice ""kiss"" if you know what i mean ;)",I like where this is going
23917,"she doesnt like coffee but i plan on waking her up with a nice ""kiss"" if you know what i mean ;)",I like where this is going,oh me too. meee tooooo
23918,I like where this is going,oh me too. meee tooooo,"Now I'm jealous, man :( "
23919,There's a stripper sleeping in my bed right next to me right now.,Congrats!,Thanks!
23920,Congrats!,Thanks!,"By the way, is she hot?"
23921,Thanks!,"By the way, is she hot?",oh god yes.... god. yes.
23922,"By the way, is she hot?",oh god yes.... god. yes.,That's lovely mate.
23923,oh god yes.... god. yes.,That's lovely mate.,yes. yes she is
23924,There's a stripper sleeping in my bed right next to me right now.,Wow. I'm surprised by the comments. I would worry about my health. ,she's clean
23925,Wow. I'm surprised by the comments. I would worry about my health. ,she's clean,How do you really know?
23926,Do you think it's weird that some people like to hang out in their cars in parking lots?,"Not gonna lie, I get pretty sketched out when I pass by people doing this at night.",We're there to watch you...
23927,"Not gonna lie, I get pretty sketched out when I pass by people doing this at night.",We're there to watch you...,"Actually, we're there to smoke up"
23928,We're there to watch you...,"Actually, we're there to smoke up",Haha hell yeaj
23929,We're there to watch you...,"Actually, we're there to smoke up","If your not smoking up, are you actually sitting in a parking lot?"
23930,Do you think it's weird that some people like to hang out in their cars in parking lots?,I do it all the time so don't feel bad bro,Nice. Stay warm this winter.
23931,I do it all the time so don't feel bad bro,Nice. Stay warm this winter.,You too!
23932,How did you kick life's ass today?,Life kicked me in the ass. :( I've been defeated. ,"If you're not in the ER, You're doing pretty good, eh? "
23933,Life kicked me in the ass. :( I've been defeated. ,"If you're not in the ER, You're doing pretty good, eh? ",:( No
23934,How did you kick life's ass today?,I finished my first final exam. 4 more to go,Huzzah! Was it easy or hard? Think you did well?
23935,I finished my first final exam. 4 more to go,Huzzah! Was it easy or hard? Think you did well?,I hope so. I got most of it but couldn't do the last question
23936,Huzzah! Was it easy or hard? Think you did well?,I hope so. I got most of it but couldn't do the last question,"I mean, that's what the curve is for :)"
23937,I hope so. I got most of it but couldn't do the last question,"I mean, that's what the curve is for :)","Yeah, hopefully most people also was like me :P"
23938,What do you want?,My ex back. But it's pointless. ,You never know. Stranger things have happened.
23939,My ex back. But it's pointless. ,You never know. Stranger things have happened.,"Nah, I've tried. "
23940,What do you want?,Someone to Love. ,Love will find you.
23941,Someone to Love. ,Love will find you.,Do you have a time frame on that cause I’m not getting any younger.  
23942,Love will find you.,Do you have a time frame on that cause I’m not getting any younger.  ,"As soon as this laundry basket fills with water. Until then, make sure you truly love yourself. "
23943,I'm a 21 year old guy that wants to talk to anyone about anything,Hi! Do you want to be a gym teacher with your major? Or what else? ,"Hey! I want to become an Occupational Therapist, I just applied to grad school last week!"
23944,Hi! Do you want to be a gym teacher with your major? Or what else? ,"Hey! I want to become an Occupational Therapist, I just applied to grad school last week!",I have a cousin that is OT and she loves it!
23945,I'm a 21 year old guy that wants to talk to anyone about anything,Do you want to talk about our Lord Arceus?,I'm sorry who lol 
23946,Do you want to talk about our Lord Arceus?,I'm sorry who lol ,I think Arceus is a pokemon.
23947,I'm a 21 year old guy that wants to talk to anyone about anything,Seen the Room and Disaster Artist?,I haven’t. Is it any good?
23948,Seen the Room and Disaster Artist?,I haven’t. Is it any good?,"Watch 'The Room', then watch 'The Disaster Artist'"
23949,"Just had a dream in which I was urinating. I quickly woke up, panicked, and then...found everything dry. Has this ever happened to you?",Yes and it’s better than having everything wet.,"Certainly.

I hate the sense of panic that accompanies either scenario, though."
23950,Yes and it’s better than having everything wet.,"Certainly.

I hate the sense of panic that accompanies either scenario, though.",I don’t think that it is good for your heart to go from sleep to racing like that.
23951,Let me provide some thing for yoooou.,I could go for a compliment. Feeling pretty weird at the moment. ,You are apart of your community! You talk and share things :) you help so many!
23952,I could go for a compliment. Feeling pretty weird at the moment. ,You are apart of your community! You talk and share things :) you help so many!,"Thank you, I do try. "
23953,Let me provide some thing for yoooou.,I will go 2 truths 1 lie,You want me to go first?
23954,I will go 2 truths 1 lie,You want me to go first?,Sure thing
23955,Does anyone else have a hard time hearing words in songs?,"Yes, almost always.",Glad to hear it's not just me
23956,"Yes, almost always.",Glad to hear it's not just me,Glad to hear.... literally 
23957,"Yes, almost always.",Glad to hear it's not just me,I'm glad you posted this. I've always felt like no one else has this issue. 
23958,"I hate the prhrase ""Money doesn't bring you happiness""",You can be rich and unhappy.,Better to cry in a Ferrari than on a bike.
23959,You can be rich and unhappy.,Better to cry in a Ferrari than on a bike.,That doesn't change the fact that you're unhappy right?
23960,Better to cry in a Ferrari than on a bike.,That doesn't change the fact that you're unhappy right?,A rich person is more likely to be happy than a poor one. 
23961,Better to cry in a Ferrari than on a bike.,That doesn't change the fact that you're unhappy right?,It can pay for therapy and medication for whatever is keeping you from being happy.
23962,You can be rich and unhappy.,Better to cry in a Ferrari than on a bike.,"Ferrari: stuck in traffic, inactive. Bike: weaving between cars, getting fitter, happier."
23963,"I hate the prhrase ""Money doesn't bring you happiness""",money doesnt buy happiness but poverty brings misery ,It buys things that could lead to happiness
23964,money doesnt buy happiness but poverty brings misery ,It buys things that could lead to happiness,[removed]
23965,"I hate the prhrase ""Money doesn't bring you happiness""","“Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than a GM.” ","True, as I said in my response to another comment"
23966,"“Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than a GM.” ","True, as I said in my response to another comment","Oh oops, I didn’t see that"
23967,Yo. Where are YOU from?,Brazil. I don't know if I like it or not.,I've always found Brazil to be one of the most interesting of most South American countries.
23968,Brazil. I don't know if I like it or not.,I've always found Brazil to be one of the most interesting of most South American countries.,It is. But still I can't say that I love here. 
23969,I've always found Brazil to be one of the most interesting of most South American countries.,It is. But still I can't say that I love here. ,Oh good ol' Brazil. The country of off-duty cops and street justice. :D
23970,Yo. Where are YOU from?,Checking in from good ole South Carolina :) hello from down south!,Howdy fellow South Carolinian! 
23971,Checking in from good ole South Carolina :) hello from down south!,Howdy fellow South Carolinian! ,It's a beautiful day here in SC isn't it? What part of the state are you from man??
23972,Howdy fellow South Carolinian! ,It's a beautiful day here in SC isn't it? What part of the state are you from man??,"Pee Dee region. Spread from Hartsville to Florence depending on day of week and time of day. 
"
23973,Howdy fellow South Carolinian! ,It's a beautiful day here in SC isn't it? What part of the state are you from man??,Upstate checking in 
23974,It's a beautiful day here in SC isn't it? What part of the state are you from man??,Upstate checking in ,"ayeeee, LOVE the upstate! I go hiking in pickens and easley all the time!"
23975,Yo. Where are YOU from?,Upstate NY! 518 represent.,On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you love the Bills?
23976,Upstate NY! 518 represent.,On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you love the Bills?,I don't watch football 
23977,What is your favourite creative activity?,"I like to draw, i have recently started drawing again.",I like drawing too. What's your favourite thing to draw? For me it's definitely people. 
23978,"I like to draw, i have recently started drawing again.",I like drawing too. What's your favourite thing to draw? For me it's definitely people. ,Cartoon characters. I am not very good at drawing people.
23979,What is your favourite creative activity?,I enjoy making planes in a simulation based builidng game called Besiege :),Any reason that game specifically? 
23980,I enjoy making planes in a simulation based builidng game called Besiege :),Any reason that game specifically? ,"Not really, I picked it up on a whim 2 years ago, and I got hooked"
23981,Spotify has just rolled out their 2017 Wrapped campaign and they've provided me with a bunch of stats ...,Now you've got all this music to recommend to people next year!,I suppose so! 
23982,Now you've got all this music to recommend to people next year!,I suppose so! ,What are your highlights of 2017? New releases or new finds
23983,I tried to do my homework with a fork,Are you higher than me right now ,How can I be higher than you if California is at sea level
23984,Are you higher than me right now ,How can I be higher than you if California is at sea level,Maybe they live in a valley!
23985,I tried to do my homework with a fork,May be you were sub consciously hungry. Now you've got the fork out make good use of it.,I'm always hungry though
23986,May be you were sub consciously hungry. Now you've got the fork out make good use of it.,I'm always hungry though,"If you opted to take food science, you would find homework much more fun."
23987,I'm always hungry though,"If you opted to take food science, you would find homework much more fun.",Genius 
23988,May be you were sub consciously hungry. Now you've got the fork out make good use of it.,I'm always hungry though,Flair checks out
23989,May be you were sub consciously hungry. Now you've got the fork out make good use of it.,I'm always hungry though,Flair checks out 
23990,May be you were sub consciously hungry. Now you've got the fork out make good use of it.,I'm always hungry though,Big if true.
23991,I'm always hungry though,Big if true.,Me too thanks
23992,May be you were sub consciously hungry. Now you've got the fork out make good use of it.,I'm always hungry though,Is that your secret for controlling the hunger?
23993,May be you were sub consciously hungry. Now you've got the fork out make good use of it.,I'm always hungry though,"That's my secret Cap, I'm always hungry."
23994,I tried to do my homework with a fork,"Started an assignment an hour ago, its due in an hour. Pretty good tbh.",But are you writing with a fork?
23995,"Started an assignment an hour ago, its due in an hour. Pretty good tbh.",But are you writing with a fork?,No but at one point I did type for like 10 mins without realising I infact was not typing 
23996,But are you writing with a fork?,No but at one point I did type for like 10 mins without realising I infact was not typing ,Haha man that's so great though ^ ^
23997,No but at one point I did type for like 10 mins without realising I infact was not typing ,Haha man that's so great though ^ ^,Its what I get for leaving it so late haha 
23998,Haha man that's so great though ^ ^,Its what I get for leaving it so late haha ,;)
23999,I tried to do my homework with a fork,Guess you'll have to start eating with a pen. ,Challenge accepted
24000,Guess you'll have to start eating with a pen. ,Challenge accepted,Something something.. Scrubs drink with straw... Janitor=Awesome .. something something.
24001,Guess you'll have to start eating with a pen. ,Challenge accepted,Did you edit that from the grave?
24002,Challenge accepted,Did you edit that from the grave?,There's WiFi in hell
24003,Did you edit that from the grave?,There's WiFi in hell,That's good to know 
24004,I tried to do my homework with a fork,"If you try and write with a fork, you're going to have a bad tine.",Take the upvote and fork off. :) 
24005,"If you try and write with a fork, you're going to have a bad tine.",Take the upvote and fork off. :) ,Not till I get to the root of the issue;)
24006,Take the upvote and fork off. :) ,Not till I get to the root of the issue;),"This is already tuning into a pun war, isn't it? "
24007,Not till I get to the root of the issue;),"This is already tuning into a pun war, isn't it? ",yes. We're in that neck of the woods now;)
24008,I tried to do my homework with a fork,I’m in detention ,:( That sucks. You okay?
24009,I’m in detention ,:( That sucks. You okay?,Yeah lol it was cuz I was late hella times
24010,I tried to do my homework with a fork,How does that even work.,It doesn't work. That's the problem.
24011,How does that even work.,It doesn't work. That's the problem.,Maybe if you dip it in ink.
24012,I tried to do my homework with a fork,"I’ve made a bowl of root beer before in my sleepy stupor. Yes, a bowl. It wasn’t half bad.",Are you one of those people that put the root beer into the bowl before the cereal?
24013,"I’ve made a bowl of root beer before in my sleepy stupor. Yes, a bowl. It wasn’t half bad.",Are you one of those people that put the root beer into the bowl before the cereal?,"Goodness no! Cereal before root beer, every time. "
24014,I tried to do my homework with a fork,Did you finish it?,I did! Conclusion: glow-in-the-dark bacteria are frickin' cool
24015,Did you finish it?,I did! Conclusion: glow-in-the-dark bacteria are frickin' cool,"Excuse me, but this is a Christen server, so please no swearing."
24016,I did! Conclusion: glow-in-the-dark bacteria are frickin' cool,"Excuse me, but this is a Christen server, so please no swearing.","Sorry, I'll tone it the fuck down"
24017,"Excuse me, but this is a Christen server, so please no swearing.","Sorry, I'll tone it the fuck down",Lol.
24018,Do you ever say “I love you” to your friends?,I just told my guy friend tonight. He was like are you gay,kissing your homies goodnight isn't gay
24019,I just told my guy friend tonight. He was like are you gay,kissing your homies goodnight isn't gay,It's been scientifically proven it's only gay if balls touch.
24020,I just told my guy friend tonight. He was like are you gay,kissing your homies goodnight isn't gay,kissing normies is tho
24021,I just told my guy friend tonight. He was like are you gay,kissing your homies goodnight isn't gay,These comments make reddit what it is. 
24022,I just told my guy friend tonight. He was like are you gay,kissing your homies goodnight isn't gay,This was oddly sweet
24023,My friend is ghosting me on my birthday!,Fuck her,LOL i'm trying not to be negative for the rest of my night but i'm definitely a little pissed 
24024,Fuck her,LOL i'm trying not to be negative for the rest of my night but i'm definitely a little pissed ,You don’t have to be negative and focus on her but I wouldn’t fuxk with her anymore for sure
24025,"We're totally going to lose the battle for Net Neutrality, and it's pretty depressing.","Hey, buddy, we're gonna be okay. We aren't losing any battles. Promise. ❤️",*Buy 50 more internet promises NOW for $59.99!*
24026,"Hey, buddy, we're gonna be okay. We aren't losing any battles. Promise. ❤️",*Buy 50 more internet promises NOW for $59.99!*,Do I get a sense of pride and accomplishment? Or is that extra?
24027,*Buy 50 more internet promises NOW for $59.99!*,Do I get a sense of pride and accomplishment? Or is that extra?,"Nah, that comes with the $49.99 Origin and Steam package ultimate edition."
24028,Do I get a sense of pride and accomplishment? Or is that extra?,"Nah, that comes with the $49.99 Origin and Steam package ultimate edition.",Ultimate editing! Sounds good to me! 
24029,*Buy 50 more internet promises NOW for $59.99!*,Do I get a sense of pride and accomplishment? Or is that extra?,"I'm pretty sure that not only is it extra, it expires and requires repurchase. "
24030,"Hey, buddy, we're gonna be okay. We aren't losing any battles. Promise. ❤️",*Buy 50 more internet promises NOW for $59.99!*,LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
24031,"We're totally going to lose the battle for Net Neutrality, and it's pretty depressing.","Hey, buddy, we're gonna be okay. We aren't losing any battles. Promise. ❤️",Care to make a bet?
24032,"Hey, buddy, we're gonna be okay. We aren't losing any battles. Promise. ❤️",Care to make a bet?,Hell yeah ! What do you want to bet?
24033,"We're totally going to lose the battle for Net Neutrality, and it's pretty depressing.",Question: Why can't everyone gang up and attack the FCC building?,Why aren't you leading the charge?
24034,Question: Why can't everyone gang up and attack the FCC building?,Why aren't you leading the charge?,"It's gotta be someone popular, I'm just a man on the internet telling others his desires."
24035,What kind of music/artists and bands do you guys find yourself listening to most often?,"Psychedelic Soul, Indie, R&amp;B, Metalcore.. I literally make the music that I want to hear. ",As do I. Fl Studio for days.
24036,"Psychedelic Soul, Indie, R&amp;B, Metalcore.. I literally make the music that I want to hear. ",As do I. Fl Studio for days.,link me to some of your music!
24037,What TV show can you watch over and over again?,New Girl!!! ,I have never watched it! Is it still running?
24038,New Girl!!! ,I have never watched it! Is it still running?,Yes it is. It took me by surprise it's clever writing 
24039,What TV show can you watch over and over again?,I LOVE The Golden Girls! It made me so happy to see it on your post! ,It's nice to meet another fan!!
24040,I LOVE The Golden Girls! It made me so happy to see it on your post! ,It's nice to meet another fan!!,"Do you have a favorite episode? It’s a tough question, I know. "
24041,What TV show can you watch over and over again?,"Whose Line is It Anyway - even years later, the clips of the show on YouTube are still funny",My gosh that show *is* hilarious. Did you watch any of the reboot?
24042,"Whose Line is It Anyway - even years later, the clips of the show on YouTube are still funny",My gosh that show *is* hilarious. Did you watch any of the reboot?,with Aiysha Tyler?  Funny!
24043,My gosh that show *is* hilarious. Did you watch any of the reboot?,with Aiysha Tyler?  Funny!,Yes!
24044,with Aiysha Tyler?  Funny!,Yes!,Let's make some stuff up!
24045,What TV show can you watch over and over again?,"Roseanne.

Ive watch it through 4 times.","Oh wow, I haven't watched that since it was airing!"
24046,"Roseanne.

Ive watch it through 4 times.","Oh wow, I haven't watched that since it was airing!",20 years ago? haha
24047,"Oh wow, I haven't watched that since it was airing!",20 years ago? haha,"Yup lol, when I was a kid"
24048,What TV show can you watch over and over again?,"LOST, Coupling, You're the Worst",Is LOST on any streaming sites?
24049,"LOST, Coupling, You're the Worst",Is LOST on any streaming sites?,I honestly don't know. I usually just pirate what I want to watch...
24050,Is LOST on any streaming sites?,I honestly don't know. I usually just pirate what I want to watch...,"Ah, I've lost my cajones over the years when it comes to pirating"
24051,What TV show can you watch over and over again?,"Boy Meets World, Hey Arnold, Breaking Bad, and The Bernie Mac Show.",Where do you watch Hey Arnold? Thst show was great.
24052,"Boy Meets World, Hey Arnold, Breaking Bad, and The Bernie Mac Show.",Where do you watch Hey Arnold? Thst show was great.,Its on Hulu! (US)
24053,Where do you watch Hey Arnold? Thst show was great.,Its on Hulu! (US),Thanks!
24054,What’s your top 3 favorite movies?,"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind  
",I have yet to see this one ..
24055,"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind  
",I have yet to see this one ..,"I’m pretty sure it’s still on Netflix, definitely worth a watch "
24056,I have yet to see this one ..,"I’m pretty sure it’s still on Netflix, definitely worth a watch ",Noted!
24057,What’s your top 3 favorite movies?,"Das Boot,  Amadeus, Tombstone",I haven’t seen any of these but I’m going to look them up 😅
24058,"Das Boot,  Amadeus, Tombstone",I haven’t seen any of these but I’m going to look them up 😅,Sweeeet :)
24059,"As a millennial, I look forward to senior retirement homes: as kids we played video and board games in each other’s houses. As elderly, we’ll hopefully have regular Smash Brothers or Catan tourneys in our daily actives.",Virtual Reality Role playing games where we get to be young again.,So that episode of Black Mirror? 
24060,Virtual Reality Role playing games where we get to be young again.,So that episode of Black Mirror? ,It's a Futurama episode. A reality based on an idea they got from The Matrix.
24061,So that episode of Black Mirror? ,It's a Futurama episode. A reality based on an idea they got from The Matrix.,It's *also* a Black Mirror episode. :D
24062,It's a Futurama episode. A reality based on an idea they got from The Matrix.,It's *also* a Black Mirror episode. :D,Aye.
24063,It's *also* a Black Mirror episode. :D,Aye.,"Definitely. One of my top three episodes from that series, so far."
24064,It's a Futurama episode. A reality based on an idea they got from The Matrix.,It's *also* a Black Mirror episode. :D,"I mean, wasn't that a subplot of inception?"
24065,So that episode of Black Mirror? ,It's a Futurama episode. A reality based on an idea they got from The Matrix.,Was it the one on the Death Star?
24066,It's a Futurama episode. A reality based on an idea they got from The Matrix.,Was it the one on the Death Star?,Aye. The *Near* Death Star.
24067,Virtual Reality Role playing games where we get to be young again.,So that episode of Black Mirror? ,I prefer the kick the can episode of the Twilight Zone.
24068,"As a millennial, I look forward to senior retirement homes: as kids we played video and board games in each other’s houses. As elderly, we’ll hopefully have regular Smash Brothers or Catan tourneys in our daily actives.",Virtual Reality Role playing games where we get to be young again.,ROY RULES!
24069,Virtual Reality Role playing games where we get to be young again.,ROY RULES!,"Pssht, look at this guy still making Rick &amp; Morty references."
24070,Virtual Reality Role playing games where we get to be young again.,ROY RULES!,This guy's taking Roy off the grid! He's got no social security number for Roy!
24071,ROY RULES!,This guy's taking Roy off the grid! He's got no social security number for Roy!,That’s the difference between you and me: I don’t go back to the furniture store.
24072,"As a millennial, I look forward to senior retirement homes: as kids we played video and board games in each other’s houses. As elderly, we’ll hopefully have regular Smash Brothers or Catan tourneys in our daily actives.",Pffft. You think you'll get to retire. ,Or have games once in a retirement home??
24073,Pffft. You think you'll get to retire. ,Or have games once in a retirement home??,board games and a tv are far less expensive than vintage video game consoles
24074,Or have games once in a retirement home??,board games and a tv are far less expensive than vintage video game consoles,But a raspberry pi is pretty cheap
24075,Or have games once in a retirement home??,board games and a tv are far less expensive than vintage video game consoles,Magic: The Gathering -- large print edition
24076,board games and a tv are far less expensive than vintage video game consoles,Magic: The Gathering -- large print edition,This i could see!! I'm down
24077,Magic: The Gathering -- large print edition,This i could see!! I'm down,I don’t know... the text print on the planeswalker skills might still be too small.
24078,This i could see!! I'm down,I don’t know... the text print on the planeswalker skills might still be too small.,😅 at least it's not like Yu-Gi-Oh... Fucking paragrahs
24079,I don’t know... the text print on the planeswalker skills might still be too small.,😅 at least it's not like Yu-Gi-Oh... Fucking paragrahs,And a smaller text box too.
24080,Magic: The Gathering -- large print edition,This i could see!! I'm down,Of course you could see. It's large print.
24081,Magic: The Gathering -- large print edition,This i could see!! I'm down,******Hm******
24082,board games and a tv are far less expensive than vintage video game consoles,Magic: The Gathering -- large print edition,Print the entire card game in oversized. That way you get around the reserved list!
24083,board games and a tv are far less expensive than vintage video game consoles,Magic: The Gathering -- large print edition,Magnifying glasses are a thing. 
24084,Pffft. You think you'll get to retire. ,Or have games once in a retirement home??,With our luck we'll be competing in games to not be the next one euthenized
24085,"As a millennial, I look forward to senior retirement homes: as kids we played video and board games in each other’s houses. As elderly, we’ll hopefully have regular Smash Brothers or Catan tourneys in our daily actives.",Pffft. You think you'll get to retire. ,Yeah. Retire at 80 die at 85.
24086,Pffft. You think you'll get to retire. ,Yeah. Retire at 80 die at 85.,"Nah, more likely you'll die on the streets in your 40s after technology makes your job obsolete."
24087,Pffft. You think you'll get to retire. ,Yeah. Retire at 80 die at 85.,Become a vegetable at 84.
24088,"As a millennial, I look forward to senior retirement homes: as kids we played video and board games in each other’s houses. As elderly, we’ll hopefully have regular Smash Brothers or Catan tourneys in our daily actives.",Pffft. You think you'll get to retire. ,I don't. .357 retirement plan in a while. It beats not having a plan I guess.
24089,Pffft. You think you'll get to retire. ,I don't. .357 retirement plan in a while. It beats not having a plan I guess.,I wish we had better gun laws in Sweden. 
24090,"As a millennial, I look forward to senior retirement homes: as kids we played video and board games in each other’s houses. As elderly, we’ll hopefully have regular Smash Brothers or Catan tourneys in our daily actives.",Pffft. You think you'll get to retire. ,"I'm saving up, you should too."
24091,Pffft. You think you'll get to retire. ,"I'm saving up, you should too.",401k and Roth IRA if you're in the US. Better than a savings account.
24092,"As a millennial, I look forward to senior retirement homes: as kids we played video and board games in each other’s houses. As elderly, we’ll hopefully have regular Smash Brothers or Catan tourneys in our daily actives.",Millennials know about smash bros?   ,Well yeah. It was around in the 90s and pretty much any born in the mid-1980s is a Millennial.
24093,Millennials know about smash bros?   ,Well yeah. It was around in the 90s and pretty much any born in the mid-1980s is a Millennial.,I had the wrong idea. Millennials aren't so bad
24094,Has anyone gotten more anti-social with age?,I'm a sophomore in college and I'm MUCH more introverted than my high school self. Anyone else?,"Judging by this entire thread yes, pretty much everyone else haha. "
24095,I'm a sophomore in college and I'm MUCH more introverted than my high school self. Anyone else?,"Judging by this entire thread yes, pretty much everyone else haha. ","Crazy to see how quickly our personalities can change; I'm enjoying it, though!"
24096,How is everyone today?,"10 am, and the first morning in this fall with snow so I couldn't be happier","&gt;Cool. Heh. Nurse Nina make joke. You laugh, no?  

So how is it there?"
24097,"10 am, and the first morning in this fall with snow so I couldn't be happier","&gt;Cool. Heh. Nurse Nina make joke. You laugh, no?  

So how is it there?",??
24098,How is everyone today?,alone.,"You okay, there?  


"
24099,alone.,"You okay, there?  


",nope
24100,"You okay, there?  


",nope,Do you wanna talk about it?
24101,Is anyone else really fascinated by accents?!,Women from Australia accents are a turn on for me. ,Well hi there
24102,Women from Australia accents are a turn on for me. ,Well hi there,G'day
24103,Is anyone else really fascinated by accents?!,Women from Australia accents are a turn on for me. ,Well howyagarn 
24104,Women from Australia accents are a turn on for me. ,Well howyagarn ,Ummm?
24105,Well howyagarn ,Ummm?,Australian for 'how are you going?' 
24106,Ummm?,Australian for 'how are you going?' ,I go well. Thank you
24107,Is anyone else really fascinated by accents?!,Yes. I'm absolutely fascinated by Israeli accents especially.,Gal Gadot 😍
24108,Yes. I'm absolutely fascinated by Israeli accents especially.,Gal Gadot 😍,Saaaame
24109,What's everyone favourite video game to play?,Still playing Skyrim!,"&gt; Still ~~playing~~ modding Skyrim!

In my case

"
24110,Still playing Skyrim!,"&gt; Still ~~playing~~ modding Skyrim!

In my case

",Haven’t tried that yet! Tbh. I don’t play PC.
24111,What's everyone favourite video game to play?,"Definitely New Vegas, i love the RPG element in the game","I *might* get it, but I haven't spoiled it for myself, so... how was it?"
24112,"Definitely New Vegas, i love the RPG element in the game","I *might* get it, but I haven't spoiled it for myself, so... how was it?",I'd be amazed if you regretted getting it
24113,I just spent $17 in Chinese food. What are you having for dinner tonight?,"Hashbrowns, over medium eggs and curry ketchup",Do you make the hashbrowns yourself? I've never been able to. 
24114,"Hashbrowns, over medium eggs and curry ketchup",Do you make the hashbrowns yourself? I've never been able to. ,You can buy them frozen next to tater tots at the store or in little milk carton size boxes.
24115,I just spent $17 in Chinese food. What are you having for dinner tonight?,Probably skip dinner and have a beer or 2,What kind of beer?🤔
24116,Probably skip dinner and have a beer or 2,What kind of beer?🤔,805 or some blue moons nothing heavy
24117,I just spent $17 in Chinese food. What are you having for dinner tonight?,I made brownies with ice cream and a baked vegetables. Don't judge me,Sounds like a good combination! I'd probably go straight for the brownies lol 
24118,I made brownies with ice cream and a baked vegetables. Don't judge me,Sounds like a good combination! I'd probably go straight for the brownies lol ,Oh I am. Don't worry 
24119,What is your biggest secret?,I've never had a girlfriend.,How old roughly? 
24120,I've never had a girlfriend.,How old roughly? ,over 20.
24121,How old roughly? ,over 20.,There's still hope 
24122,over 20.,There's still hope ,That's ok.
24123,How old roughly? ,over 20.,I was 28 when I got kiesed for the first time. Don't worry do much.
24124,What is your biggest secret?,I'm having an affair. We both are married. And we are thinking of having a baby together. ,does Mark know about this???
24125,I'm having an affair. We both are married. And we are thinking of having a baby together. ,does Mark know about this???,Who tf is Mark? Lol
24126,does Mark know about this???,Who tf is Mark? Lol,"just trying to be funny, and apparently it worked..."
24127,Who tf is Mark? Lol,"just trying to be funny, and apparently it worked...",Oookk....
24128,"just trying to be funny, and apparently it worked...",Oookk....,lol
24129,Oookk....,lol,:p
24130,lol,:p,;)
24131,What is your biggest secret?,I'm having an affair. We both are married. And we are thinking of having a baby together. ,Why?
24132,I'm having an affair. We both are married. And we are thinking of having a baby together. ,Why?,Because it is a turn on.
24133,Why?,Because it is a turn on.,Do you have an open marriage?
24134,Because it is a turn on.,Do you have an open marriage?,No.
24135,What is your biggest secret?,I'm having an affair. We both are married. And we are thinking of having a baby together. ,"I'm sorry, but you are a horrible person."
24136,I'm having an affair. We both are married. And we are thinking of having a baby together. ,"I'm sorry, but you are a horrible person.",Meh. Yeah probably. But at least we are happy.
24137,What is your biggest secret?,I'm having an affair. We both are married. And we are thinking of having a baby together. ,Why not just both divorce from your respective spouses and get together ?
24138,I'm having an affair. We both are married. And we are thinking of having a baby together. ,Why not just both divorce from your respective spouses and get together ?,That's easier said than done. And just not going to happen.
24139,What is your biggest secret?,"I'm bi.

And i'm pretty confortable in my closet. Not planning to come out.",Have you told anyone else? 
24140,"I'm bi.

And i'm pretty confortable in my closet. Not planning to come out.",Have you told anyone else? ,Just my closest friends.
24141,What is your biggest secret?,Good morning!,good...
24142,Good morning!,good...,Awesome. 
24143,good...,Awesome. ,Well I guess ill stop bothering you then. Hope youre happy.
24144,good...,Awesome. ,double awesome!
24145,Awesome. ,double awesome!,Lol
24146,double awesome!,Lol,lol yourself!
24147,Who's up for a little musical experiment?,Alright let's do it!,"Okay, you've got ""put your money on me"" by the struts, they're like queen but not as good haha "
24148,Alright let's do it!,"Okay, you've got ""put your money on me"" by the struts, they're like queen but not as good haha ","Haven't listened to a lot of tracks by struts, this one's really good!"
24149,The weirdest thing happened to me in the mosh pit last night,Biology teachers are the best. =D,Mine was absolutely shit. Think I got a C or D in bio because of him.
24150,Biology teachers are the best. =D,Mine was absolutely shit. Think I got a C or D in bio because of him.,"Ah, you should've come to my class. It's always fun."
24151,The weirdest thing happened to me in the mosh pit last night,How do you even pronounce ho99o9?,"It's pronounced Horror orally, they just stylized the writing"
24152,How do you even pronounce ho99o9?,"It's pronounced Horror orally, they just stylized the writing","I would have never even come close to guessing that.

Thanks bro"
24153,"It's pronounced Horror orally, they just stylized the writing","I would have never even come close to guessing that.

Thanks bro","I totally would have guessed ""Hoggog""."
24154,"I would have never even come close to guessing that.

Thanks bro","I totally would have guessed ""Hoggog"".",Right! !!!!
24155,"I would have never even come close to guessing that.

Thanks bro","I totally would have guessed ""Hoggog"".",That’s what I guessed after saying “ho-nine nine-oh nine?” to myself a couple of times. 
24156,The weirdest thing happened to me in the mosh pit last night,"Wait... Toulouse, France ?
If so, are you coming to the Testament gig tomorrow night? ",No I couldn't go but I know some people that are going ! Have fun for both of us !
24157,"Wait... Toulouse, France ?
If so, are you coming to the Testament gig tomorrow night? ",No I couldn't go but I know some people that are going ! Have fun for both of us !,Would be fun to meet in future gigs though. I'll DM you 
24158,The weirdest thing happened to me in the mosh pit last night,How do you pronounce ho99o9?,"""horror"""
24159,How do you pronounce ho99o9?,"""horror""","Huh, alrightythen thanka"
24160,Reverse AMA,Hi there. I am Male and 24. I currently live in Las Vegas.,"Hey, I live in Vegas too! I love it here. "
24161,Hi there. I am Male and 24. I currently live in Las Vegas.,"Hey, I live in Vegas too! I love it here. ",Hello fellow Vegas citizen!
24162,Reverse AMA,Go ahead! ,Are you a sneaker head?
24163,Go ahead! ,Are you a sneaker head?,I am!
24164,Reverse AMA,Ask away! ,"If a loved one came to you and said they were battling depression, what would you say to them?"
24165,Ask away! ,"If a loved one came to you and said they were battling depression, what would you say to them?",i would ask what makes them depressed
24166,Reverse AMA,Awesome idea! Ask away! ,If you were going to make a video game what would it be? 
24167,Awesome idea! Ask away! ,If you were going to make a video game what would it be? ,"it would be the cop version of GTA
"
24168,Reverse AMA,Go for it,What house would the sorting hat put you in?
24169,Go for it,What house would the sorting hat put you in?,Slytherin!!!!!! 
24170,What house would the sorting hat put you in?,Slytherin!!!!!! ,Oh snap! Why is that?
24171,Reverse AMA,Me!,Why do you watch soccer? 
24172,Me!,Why do you watch soccer? ,"I don't really know, have just followed it all my life,"
24173,Why do you watch soccer? ,"I don't really know, have just followed it all my life,",I get that. So what parts of a match do you love most?
24174,"I don't really know, have just followed it all my life,",I get that. So what parts of a match do you love most?,When my team wins.
24175,Reverse AMA,"I hope I'm not too late to this, it sounds interesting and different! ","I hope it is :)

So why do you post pictures of gorgeous women?"
24176,"I hope I'm not too late to this, it sounds interesting and different! ","I hope it is :)

So why do you post pictures of gorgeous women?",For karma of course! 
24177,"I hope it is :)

So why do you post pictures of gorgeous women?",For karma of course! ,"Haha so why do you “farm” karma?

And what makes you such a fan?"
24178,Reverse AMA,"Yes, do it, please, it will be fun",Hahaha why do you think it will be fun?
24179,"Yes, do it, please, it will be fun",Hahaha why do you think it will be fun?,"Because I spend most of my time asking questions, now I get to answer some. "
24180,Hahaha why do you think it will be fun?,"Because I spend most of my time asking questions, now I get to answer some. ","Dope! I get that feel :) I get it from time to time.


So what kind of questions do you ask?"
24181,"Because I spend most of my time asking questions, now I get to answer some. ","Dope! I get that feel :) I get it from time to time.


So what kind of questions do you ask?",Usually something about books with my gf or something science with my best friend
24182,"Dope! I get that feel :) I get it from time to time.


So what kind of questions do you ask?",Usually something about books with my gf or something science with my best friend,Do you read plenty of books or study science yourself? 
24183,Reverse AMA,"my accounts really new so you won’t find much but, go for it",So nicotine isn't for you?
24184,"my accounts really new so you won’t find much but, go for it",So nicotine isn't for you?,nope! (fortunately)
24185,Reverse AMA,What up bb?,What do you do in the navy? 
24186,What up bb?,What do you do in the navy? ,I'm training to be a Crypto tech for signal analyzation!
24187,What do you do in the navy? ,I'm training to be a Crypto tech for signal analyzation!,Sounds fun! What was your experience in boot? I loved it but I know others feel different.
24188,Reverse AMA,"I’m a boring 23 year old guy, find something interesting to ask me! ",Do you have any tattoos yourself? Why do you like looking and posting about bad ones?
24189,"I’m a boring 23 year old guy, find something interesting to ask me! ",Do you have any tattoos yourself? Why do you like looking and posting about bad ones?,"Nah I don’t, but I love to judge people. But let’s be honest the ones are posted are pretty bad "
24190,Do you have any tattoos yourself? Why do you like looking and posting about bad ones?,"Nah I don’t, but I love to judge people. But let’s be honest the ones are posted are pretty bad ",Why do you love judging people? And what types of things do you like to judge?
24191,Reverse AMA,Do me do me! I love attention! ,What do you normally get attention for?
24192,Do me do me! I love attention! ,What do you normally get attention for?,I don't get it very often that's why I crave it 
24193,Reverse AMA,Awesome idea man.  It was a great read!,Thanks! Have any favorite answers or questions?
24194,Awesome idea man.  It was a great read!,Thanks! Have any favorite answers or questions?,Too many good ones.  :) when do you do your next one?
24195,Hey everybody! What big things have you been up to this past week?,Just studying and finishing up projects as the semester winds down.,"Ah yeah, I'm in the same boat. Hope you do well!"
24196,Just studying and finishing up projects as the semester winds down.,"Ah yeah, I'm in the same boat. Hope you do well!",I put a lot of pressure on myself so I'm hoping to do better than well.
24197,"Ah yeah, I'm in the same boat. Hope you do well!",I put a lot of pressure on myself so I'm hoping to do better than well.,It's good to aim high! Just remember to look after yourself.
24198,I put a lot of pressure on myself so I'm hoping to do better than well.,It's good to aim high! Just remember to look after yourself.,"Nah. The only thing that matters is school, that's pretty much all I identify with anyway."
24199,It's good to aim high! Just remember to look after yourself.,"Nah. The only thing that matters is school, that's pretty much all I identify with anyway.","Well-being is necessary to do well in school!
May I ask what your hobbies are?"
24200,Hey everybody! What big things have you been up to this past week?,Got a new cat ,Fantastic! What's their name? Mind if I see some pictures?
24201,Got a new cat ,Fantastic! What's their name? Mind if I see some pictures?,His name is Oli and I'll show pictures if I can get imgur to work!
24202,Fantastic! What's their name? Mind if I see some pictures?,His name is Oli and I'll show pictures if I can get imgur to work!,"Haha, sweet. I'll wait patiently :)"
24203,"As a Canadian, I'm avoiding Reddit today","As an American, I support Canadian Conquest. Please just come down here and sort us out.",Well burn down your white house again.
24204,"As an American, I support Canadian Conquest. Please just come down here and sort us out.",Well burn down your white house again.,/s
24205,Well burn down your white house again.,/s,Just kidding ma dood
24206,"As a Canadian, I'm avoiding Reddit today","As an American, I support Canadian Conquest. Please just come down here and sort us out.",I want to kink shame you
24207,"As an American, I support Canadian Conquest. Please just come down here and sort us out.",I want to kink shame you,What
24208,"As an American, I support Canadian Conquest. Please just come down here and sort us out.",I want to kink shame you,I'm open about my homosexuality and coprophilia
24209,I want to kink shame you,I'm open about my homosexuality and coprophilia,"O_o 

Not that"
24210,I'm open about my homosexuality and coprophilia,"O_o 

Not that","OwO 


Then what?"
24211,"As a Canadian, I'm avoiding Reddit today","I am sorry, I live in a bubble I guess. I live in America. Did I miss something?","The whole net neutrality stuff.
"
24212,"I am sorry, I live in a bubble I guess. I live in America. Did I miss something?","The whole net neutrality stuff.
",And tax bill stuff.
24213,"Life is fucking weird, just experienced the biggest coincidence",Nerelisiniz kanka ,Aynen ben de merak ettim. Şimdi reddit'in yarısı da aynı köylü çıkarsa şaşırmam. 
24214,Nerelisiniz kanka ,Aynen ben de merak ettim. Şimdi reddit'in yarısı da aynı köylü çıkarsa şaşırmam. ,r/edditkoy
24215,give me three songs you like,"1. Dance, Dance - Fall Out Boy.

2. Entertainment - Phoenix.

3. Club Paradise - Drake.",is club paradise also with kigity k?
24216,"1. Dance, Dance - Fall Out Boy.

2. Entertainment - Phoenix.

3. Club Paradise - Drake.",is club paradise also with kigity k?,"Nope, it's just Drake. "
24217,is club paradise also with kigity k?,"Nope, it's just Drake. ","oh well i can't find the one with just Drake on Spotify, sorry"
24218,give me three songs you like,"Kodaline-One Day
WILD- Back to you
OneRepublic- Burning Bridges",I think we have the same taste in music :) 
24219,"Kodaline-One Day
WILD- Back to you
OneRepublic- Burning Bridges",I think we have the same taste in music :) ,"Woah, that's awesome! *high fives*. What other artists do ya listen to?"
24220,give me three songs you like,"- Paranoid Android by Radiohead
-Alright by Supergrass
-30 Lives by Imagine Dragons","30 lives is not on Spotify, do you have another song?"
24221,"- Paranoid Android by Radiohead
-Alright by Supergrass
-30 Lives by Imagine Dragons","30 lives is not on Spotify, do you have another song?",A Certain Romance by the Arctic Monkeys
24222,give me three songs you like,"follow you follow me - Genesis 
The Love You're Given - Jack Garratt 
Georgia - Vance Joy
",Loooooove Tony Banks keyboard solo in that song.
24223,"follow you follow me - Genesis 
The Love You're Given - Jack Garratt 
Georgia - Vance Joy
",Loooooove Tony Banks keyboard solo in that song.,I’m a sucker for any song with Phil Collins.
24224,Loooooove Tony Banks keyboard solo in that song.,I’m a sucker for any song with Phil Collins.,Even Who Dunnit?
24225,I’m a sucker for any song with Phil Collins.,Even Who Dunnit?,Ok maybe not quite *any* song haha!
24226,give me three songs you like,"Evanescence - October
Red - Hide
illenium feat. king deco – reverie","i can't find the first song, do you wanna provide another one?"
24227,"Evanescence - October
Red - Hide
illenium feat. king deco – reverie","i can't find the first song, do you wanna provide another one?","Oh wow ! Was not expecting a response. 

Apocalyptica - Broken pieces (feat. Lacey Strum) "
24228,"i can't find the first song, do you wanna provide another one?","Oh wow ! Was not expecting a response. 

Apocalyptica - Broken pieces (feat. Lacey Strum) ",i added it!!
24229,give me three songs you like,"-Electric Light Orchestra - Telephone Line
-frederic - Oddloop
-Arcade Fire - Normal Person","the second song is already in the playlist, do you have another song?"
24230,"-Electric Light Orchestra - Telephone Line
-frederic - Oddloop
-Arcade Fire - Normal Person","the second song is already in the playlist, do you have another song?","Huh, so it is, how about ""Lay Your Hands On Me"" by BOOM BOOM SATELLITES"
24231,"the second song is already in the playlist, do you have another song?","Huh, so it is, how about ""Lay Your Hands On Me"" by BOOM BOOM SATELLITES",just added it!
24232,What do you love?,Playing musical instruments. I want t ,It’s okay it’s good to be on it now! You have time.
24233,Playing musical instruments. I want t ,It’s okay it’s good to be on it now! You have time.,Yeah I guess so. All that's missing is the money to buy the instruments I want lol
24234,What do you love?,"Arctic Monkeys. My favourite band, I live and breath the monkeys.",Favorite song?
24235,"Arctic Monkeys. My favourite band, I live and breath the monkeys.",Favorite song?,Cornerstone. Amazing lyrics and instrumental. I could listen to it all day.
24236,Favorite song?,Cornerstone. Amazing lyrics and instrumental. I could listen to it all day.,I’ll listen.
24237,Cornerstone. Amazing lyrics and instrumental. I could listen to it all day.,I’ll listen.,Hope you love it
24238,What do you love?,I LOVE LEARNING ,ABOUT WHAT
24239,I LOVE LEARNING ,ABOUT WHAT,"about math, animals, physics,history, etc. "
24240,I got a new pair of heels! What's your latest purchase?,I got a few pairs of jogger pants. ,"Cool! I've never worn them haha, how are they?"
24241,I got a few pairs of jogger pants. ,"Cool! I've never worn them haha, how are they?",They're comfortable af. But it made me realize how skinny my legs are lol
24242,"Cool! I've never worn them haha, how are they?",They're comfortable af. But it made me realize how skinny my legs are lol,Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
24243,They're comfortable af. But it made me realize how skinny my legs are lol,Is that a good thing or a bad thing?,I just need to work out more lol 
24244,I got a new pair of heels! What's your latest purchase?,I bought some stuff for my secret santa,Oh cool! What kind of secret Santa?
24245,I bought some stuff for my secret santa,Oh cool! What kind of secret Santa?,It's for Reddit
24246,"My name is Simon_Draws and I am a novelty account. I originally started off drawing pics to make redditors happy. I haven't done anything nice for anyone in a while, so I thought I'd take requests today.","1 giraffe, please.",Giraffes are dumb 
24247,"1 giraffe, please.",Giraffes are dumb ,i'm sorry you feel that way.
24248,"Today, I am presenting as a woman for the first time in my life.","All the best!  If you don't mind, report back on how the day goes!",Thank you! I'll definitely let you know how it goes.
24249,"All the best!  If you don't mind, report back on how the day goes!",Thank you! I'll definitely let you know how it goes.,Cool! Where did you go? What did you do? Who did you talk to? 
24250,"Today, I am presenting as a woman for the first time in my life.","I'm looking forward to my first full day too!

One day",I’m also waiting for mine. Shooting for the 2nd half of 2019.
24251,"I'm looking forward to my first full day too!

One day",I’m also waiting for mine. Shooting for the 2nd half of 2019.,You'll get there!
24252,"Today, I am presenting as a woman for the first time in my life.","I'm looking forward to my first full day too!

One day",Same here bud... 
24253,"I'm looking forward to my first full day too!

One day",Same here bud... ,We're all gonna make it
24254,"Today, I am presenting as a woman for the first time in my life.",I find it gross but whatever I guess ,/r/nobodyasked
24255,I find it gross but whatever I guess ,/r/nobodyasked,/r/metoo
24256,"Today, I am presenting as a woman for the first time in my life.","That's awesome! But let me ask you a real question: Chick-fil-A, or Wendy's?","Wendy's, I guess? Never been to either tbh."
24257,"That's awesome! But let me ask you a real question: Chick-fil-A, or Wendy's?","Wendy's, I guess? Never been to either tbh.","Did I incorrectly assume you live in the US? And if I did, where in the world are you?? "
24258,"Today, I am presenting as a woman for the first time in my life.","That's awesome! But let me ask you a real question: Chick-fil-A, or Wendy's?","Chick-Fil-A is super anti-LGBT, i doubt she'd want to eat there anyways"
24259,"That's awesome! But let me ask you a real question: Chick-fil-A, or Wendy's?","Chick-Fil-A is super anti-LGBT, i doubt she'd want to eat there anyways",Wait what? Care to elaborate?
24260,"Today, I am presenting as a woman for the first time in my life.",Do you want a medal for that? Do what you have to do and get on with your life,I was just sharing something about my day.
24261,Do you want a medal for that? Do what you have to do and get on with your life,I was just sharing something about my day.,I'm happy you're happy. If you want to share something else I'll be happy to hear
24262,"Today, I am presenting as a woman for the first time in my life.",You have a mental disease. ,You have a mental disease.
24263,You have a mental disease. ,You have a mental disease.,What????
24264,If nothing truly matters...,"What if nothing makes you happy, though?",I switched on autopilot 
24265,"What if nothing makes you happy, though?",I switched on autopilot ,Is this a feature?
24266,I switched on autopilot ,Is this a feature?,Should be
24267,I switched on autopilot ,Is this a feature?,It is on the Universal Remote from Walken at BB&amp;B
24268,I switched on autopilot ,Is this a feature?,"Yes, but be careful, it's hard to reverse back to manual control"
24269,It'd be cool if we could see our stats after dying.,How do you know we can't? ,I just assumed.
24270,How do you know we can't? ,I just assumed.,"Assumptions don't get you far in life, kid"
24271,I just assumed.,"Assumptions don't get you far in life, kid",Thats the point. He's tryna get there faster to find out.
24272,"Assumptions don't get you far in life, kid",Thats the point. He's tryna get there faster to find out.,r/2meirl4meirl
24273,Thats the point. He's tryna get there faster to find out.,r/2meirl4meirl,Hmm... I don't like that place.
24274,r/2meirl4meirl,Hmm... I don't like that place.,Much like ourselves we don't either 
24275,I just assumed.,"Assumptions don't get you far in life, kid","Say kid, ya got a joint?"
24276,I just assumed.,"Assumptions don't get you far in life, kid","You're making the assumption that getting ""far in life"" is everyone's goal..."
24277,I just assumed.,"Assumptions don't get you far in life, kid",It makes a AS out of U and ME
24278,How do you know we can't? ,I just assumed.,My driving instructor told me 'when you assume you make an ass of u and me'
24279,I just assumed.,My driving instructor told me 'when you assume you make an ass of u and me',Sorta of a weird question but was your instructor from Vegas?
24280,My driving instructor told me 'when you assume you make an ass of u and me',Sorta of a weird question but was your instructor from Vegas?,"Nope I'm in Europe, guess it must be a common saying among instructors!"
24281,Sorta of a weird question but was your instructor from Vegas?,"Nope I'm in Europe, guess it must be a common saying among instructors!",Guess that's just how they roll. 
24282,How do you know we can't? ,I just assumed.,"“You made 6,244 assumptions in your lifetime. That’s 18% above average.”"
24283,How do you know we can't? ,I just assumed.,I hope that the number of false assumptions I made are included in my stats. 😝
24284,I just assumed.,I hope that the number of false assumptions I made are included in my stats. 😝,I assume it is so. 
24285,How do you know we can't? ,I just assumed.,Well you know fm what they say. Assumming just makes an ass out of u and Ming. 
24286,How do you know we can't? ,I just assumed.,We can start a new religion where we believe we see stats after death.
24287,How do you know we can't? ,I just assumed.,Brash assumptions- 1
24288,How do you know we can't? ,I just assumed.,Can't wait to see the number of times you assumed.
24289,It'd be cool if we could see our stats after dying.,How do you know we can't? ,"MAYBE DEATH HAS A SUGGESTION BOX, GOSH"
24290,How do you know we can't? ,"MAYBE DEATH HAS A SUGGESTION BOX, GOSH","""pls add ability to customize character after tutotial is done"""
24291,It'd be cool if we could see our stats after dying.,/r/outside is leaking again. ,Fix the pipes!
24292,/r/outside is leaking again. ,Fix the pipes!,"But the internet is a series of tubes, not pipes!"
24293,"For once, I'm gonna do my own thing and be happy.",I'm ecstatic to hear this! ,"Thanks, Mistah! I'm really looking forward to tomorrow. Getting my nails done as a little treat."
24294,I'm ecstatic to hear this! ,"Thanks, Mistah! I'm really looking forward to tomorrow. Getting my nails done as a little treat.","Ooo, sounds fancy and pampering! "
24295,"Thanks, Mistah! I'm really looking forward to tomorrow. Getting my nails done as a little treat.","Ooo, sounds fancy and pampering! ",Yeeeee. :3
24296,"Ooo, sounds fancy and pampering! ",Yeeeee. :3,"I'm happy for you though, you should get all the pampering 
"
24297,Yeeeee. :3,"I'm happy for you though, you should get all the pampering 
",Hehe :3
24298,"I'm happy for you though, you should get all the pampering 
",Hehe :3,was it A M A Z I N G?
24299,Hehe :3,was it A M A Z I N G?,I dunno .o.o
24300,was it A M A Z I N G?,I dunno .o.o,Well what do you know? 
24301,I dunno .o.o,Well what do you know? ,Nothing. :(
24302,Well what do you know? ,Nothing. :(,You know many things my friend! 
24303,Nothing. :(,You know many things my friend! ,Nuh uh.
24304,You know many things my friend! ,Nuh uh.,"Hey hey hey hey hey hey 


^^^si"
24305,Nuh uh.,"Hey hey hey hey hey hey 


^^^si",o.o
24306,"Hey hey hey hey hey hey 


^^^si",o.o,"So anyway, how's life been going? Did you end up getting your own place this semester? "
24307,o.o,"So anyway, how's life been going? Did you end up getting your own place this semester? ","I'm currently exhausted. And no, just a single dorm. :/

Buttttt... I did get a CAR!!"
24308,"So anyway, how's life been going? Did you end up getting your own place this semester? ","I'm currently exhausted. And no, just a single dorm. :/

Buttttt... I did get a CAR!!","Hey, at least that's a win!

And A W E S O M E!  What kind of car? What did you name it? "
24309,Let's play truth or dare! (Possibly NSFW),Truth. Nsfw also fine.,Where was the most interesting place you found yourself naked?
24310,Truth. Nsfw also fine.,Where was the most interesting place you found yourself naked?,"Sorry to disappoint, but the most interesting place is probably my own living room."
24311,Where was the most interesting place you found yourself naked?,"Sorry to disappoint, but the most interesting place is probably my own living room.",Lol nothing wrong with that. 
24312,Let's play truth or dare! (Possibly NSFW),"Truth, nsfw or not",What is your unpopular opinion?
24313,"Truth, nsfw or not",What is your unpopular opinion?,Rich people are all horrible
24314,What is your unpopular opinion?,Rich people are all horrible,Well you'll love me then lol. 
24315,Rich people are all horrible,Well you'll love me then lol. ,"Haha, I already do &lt;3"
24316,Well you'll love me then lol. ,"Haha, I already do &lt;3",Making me blush!
24317,Let's play truth or dare! (Possibly NSFW),Truth (either way is good),What time period would you most want to live in?
24318,Truth (either way is good),What time period would you most want to live in?,The future.  Preferrably Star Trek's future
24319,What time period would you most want to live in?,The future.  Preferrably Star Trek's future,That would be cool. 
24320,Let's play truth or dare! (Possibly NSFW),"truth, nsfw ok",Who is your celebrity crush?
24321,"truth, nsfw ok",Who is your celebrity crush?,Gerard Butler
24322,Let's play truth or dare! (Possibly NSFW),"Truth, NSFW allowed.",Favorite part about your body?
24323,"Truth, NSFW allowed.",Favorite part about your body?,"Fingers. Not sure why, just feel like I got a good set o' fingers."
24324,Favorite part about your body?,"Fingers. Not sure why, just feel like I got a good set o' fingers.",A lot of people don't take care of their hands and fingers. 
24325,Let's play truth or dare! (Possibly NSFW),"Truth, NSFW is okay.",Most interesting kink or fetish?
24326,"Truth, NSFW is okay.",Most interesting kink or fetish?,I’m a legitimate masochist.
24327,Most interesting kink or fetish?,I’m a legitimate masochist.,Well that makes sense with your name. 
24328,Let's play truth or dare! (Possibly NSFW),Truth. Nsfw ok ,Who is the hottest person you can think of?
24329,Truth. Nsfw ok ,Who is the hottest person you can think of?,T.O.P (Choi Seunghyun) 
24330,Let's play truth or dare! (Possibly NSFW),"This should be fun. Truth, nsfw okay.",Did you ever break the law? How?
24331,"This should be fun. Truth, nsfw okay.",Did you ever break the law? How?,"Other than running a few red lights and stop signs, no, I've never committed any serious crimes."
24332,Did you ever break the law? How?,"Other than running a few red lights and stop signs, no, I've never committed any serious crimes.",Well good for you. 
24333,"This should be fun. Truth, nsfw okay.",Did you ever break the law? How?,Nice try FBI
24334,Did you ever break the law? How?,Nice try FBI,Shhhh! Don't give away my cover. 
24335,Let's play truth or dare! (Possibly NSFW),"Truth, NSFW is fine I guess but there's nothing really juicy to spill in that regard",What is essential for your dream home?
24336,"Truth, NSFW is fine I guess but there's nothing really juicy to spill in that regard",What is essential for your dream home?,Home theater and indoor swimming pool with surround sound no doubt
24337,What is essential for your dream home?,Home theater and indoor swimming pool with surround sound no doubt,Always wanted a home theater. 
24338,Let's play truth or dare! (Possibly NSFW),Truth nsfw is fine,Who would you most want to sleep with if you knew they would consent to it?
24339,Truth nsfw is fine,Who would you most want to sleep with if you knew they would consent to it?,Emma Watson 
24340,Who would you most want to sleep with if you knew they would consent to it?,Emma Watson ,She is a good looking lady. 
24341,Let's play truth or dare! (Possibly NSFW),"Truth

NSFW is fine",What annoys you more then anything else?
24342,"Truth

NSFW is fine",What annoys you more then anything else?,People walking very slowly in front of me when I can’t walk around them.
24343,Let's play truth or dare! (Possibly NSFW),Truth. Make it dirty lmao,Describe your best orgasm and what led up to it. 
24344,Truth. Make it dirty lmao,Describe your best orgasm and what led up to it. ,See it's questions like this that make me want to jump into other people's truth/dares
24345,Describe your best orgasm and what led up to it. ,See it's questions like this that make me want to jump into other people's truth/dares,Go for it. 
24346,Let's play truth or dare! (Possibly NSFW),"Truth 
NSFW? Maybe? ",Who was your childhood crush from tv/movies?
24347,"Truth 
NSFW? Maybe? ",Who was your childhood crush from tv/movies?,Misty from Pokémon 
24348,Who was your childhood crush from tv/movies?,Misty from Pokémon ,You don't put a girl in shorts like thay without peaking a boys sexual awakening. 
24349,Let's play truth or dare! (Possibly NSFW),"T r u t h

✔️NSFW",How do you want to die. 
24350,"T r u t h

✔️NSFW",How do you want to die. ,Non-painfully
24351,How do you want to die. ,Non-painfully,Good answer. 
24352,Let's play truth or dare! (Possibly NSFW),Truth and Dare nsfw ok,"Truth: how old were you for your first kiss. 
Dare: PM me something you fantasies about. "
24353,Truth and Dare nsfw ok,"Truth: how old were you for your first kiss. 
Dare: PM me something you fantasies about. ",17 and it sucked lol
24354,Let's play truth or dare! (Possibly NSFW),Are you still playing this? I'm fine with truth or dare. ,Yeah. Do you want one or the other or both?
24355,Are you still playing this? I'm fine with truth or dare. ,Yeah. Do you want one or the other or both?,How bout both. 
24356,Yeah. Do you want one or the other or both?,How bout both. ,"Truth: Have you ever been in love?

Dare: stack as many near by items and post a picture of it. "
24357,Let's play truth or dare! (Possibly NSFW),"Alright, let's play it. Can go NSFW if you want.",Truth or dare?
24358,"Alright, let's play it. Can go NSFW if you want.",Truth or dare?,Let's go for both.
24359,Let's play truth or dare! (Possibly NSFW),Am pretty sure I'm late to this possible truth or dare :(,Truth or dare?
24360,Am pretty sure I'm late to this possible truth or dare :(,Truth or dare?,Give me both of them cuz why not
24361,Truth or dare?,Give me both of them cuz why not,"Truth: what's your dream vacation?
Dare: link your oldest post on reddit. "
24362,It just dawned on me I've never seen a Corgi in person,I rarely see them but when I do it's almost always when I am running and I can't pet them,Have you tried running with a steak behind your back? I bet they would come running for you
24363,I rarely see them but when I do it's almost always when I am running and I can't pet them,Have you tried running with a steak behind your back? I bet they would come running for you,"Good idea, might start doing that"
24364,It just dawned on me I've never seen a Corgi in person,"... This just blew my mind. I haven't seen either ,but I love corgis.",They are BY FAR my favorite doggo breed. I finally met my first one last year! 
24365,"... This just blew my mind. I haven't seen either ,but I love corgis.",They are BY FAR my favorite doggo breed. I finally met my first one last year! ,"Or have you?

r/conspiracy"
24366,It just dawned on me I've never seen a Corgi in person,The Corgi is a mythological creature. Like owls.,I would honestly believe this but I've seen owls in person 
24367,The Corgi is a mythological creature. Like owls.,I would honestly believe this but I've seen owls in person ,If I ever saw an owl in a person I would be terrified.
24368,It just dawned on me I've never seen a Corgi in person,The Corgi is a mythological creature. Like owls.,And Finns
24369,The Corgi is a mythological creature. Like owls.,And Finns,All Finns or just the Sami?
24370,And Finns,All Finns or just the Sami?,The entire country is a hoax. Stay woke.
24371,And Finns,All Finns or just the Sami?,"All Finns, but especially the Sami."
24372,All Finns or just the Sami?,"All Finns, but especially the Sami.","Right, I hear they are the descendants of the Frost Giants."
24373,And Finns,All Finns or just the Sami?,"More just Finland in general. Finland is a myth, just like George Washington."
24374,It just dawned on me I've never seen a Corgi in person,The Corgi is a mythological creature. Like owls.,One time an owl entered my house. We called the firefighters. 
24375,The Corgi is a mythological creature. Like owls.,One time an owl entered my house. We called the firefighters. ,I think for that you should call a Wiccan Priestess
24376,It just dawned on me I've never seen a Corgi in person,What if the real Corgis are the friends we've made along the way?,So I'm still yet to see one...
24377,What if the real Corgis are the friends we've made along the way?,So I'm still yet to see one...,"I'll be your Corgi, friendo. :)"
24378,It just dawned on me I've never seen a Corgi in person,"They are real, and they're even more cute and dinky than you'd expect them to be.",Why must you torture me so 😦😢😭
24379,"They are real, and they're even more cute and dinky than you'd expect them to be.",Why must you torture me so 😦😢😭,"There has to be a corgi in your neighbourhood, somewhere."
24380,Why must you torture me so 😦😢😭,"There has to be a corgi in your neighbourhood, somewhere.","Put ""Corgi"" in Google Maps and just go. Tell us all what happens."
24381,It just dawned on me I've never seen a Corgi in person,"If you live in California, go to Corgi Beach Day in Huntington Beach it will change your life.",Bucket list
24382,"If you live in California, go to Corgi Beach Day in Huntington Beach it will change your life.",Bucket list,Everyone's bucket list 
24383,It just dawned on me I've never seen a Corgi in person,"Live with a corgi, can confirm their existence",Or maybe you're in on it too (≖_≖ )
24384,"Live with a corgi, can confirm their existence",Or maybe you're in on it too (≖_≖ ),"Everyone on Reddit owns a Corgi except you.

/s"
24385,It just dawned on me I've never seen a Corgi in person,WE HAVE A CORGI AND LOVE IT! ,I love your corgi too &lt;3
24386,WE HAVE A CORGI AND LOVE IT! ,I love your corgi too &lt;3,"Highly recommend getting one, best cuddle buddy ever!"
24387,I love your corgi too &lt;3,"Highly recommend getting one, best cuddle buddy ever!",They seem like the perfect pillow
24388,It just dawned on me I've never seen a Corgi in person,Where do you live that you’ve never seen a corgi and have only recently seen a dachshund? ,"The worst place on earth, clearly"
24389,Where do you live that you’ve never seen a corgi and have only recently seen a dachshund? ,"The worst place on earth, clearly",Syria? 
24390,It just dawned on me I've never seen a Corgi in person,"You've never seen me either.

Am I a ghost?","I mean, maybe? For all I know you are a super smart cat"
24391,"You've never seen me either.

Am I a ghost?","I mean, maybe? For all I know you are a super smart cat",I'm far too dumb to be a super smart cat.
24392,"I mean, maybe? For all I know you are a super smart cat",I'm far too dumb to be a super smart cat.,"&gt;:(

No saying you're dumb, Lucas!"
24393,I'm far too dumb to be a super smart cat.,"&gt;:(

No saying you're dumb, Lucas!",But Saaaam
24394,"&gt;:(

No saying you're dumb, Lucas!",But Saaaam,"No, Lucas

You're far too smart to call yourself dumb!"
24395,23F looking for conversation..,Tell me your job please,I’m a nanny/housekeeper. 
24396,Tell me your job please,I’m a nanny/housekeeper. ,Hmm how much do you get paid per hour
24397,"Why don't I hear people talking about being VEGETARIAN, why do people always want you to immediately turn vegan?","Labels are stupid.

",Labels are useful 
24398,"Labels are stupid.

",Labels are useful ,"sure, useful tools for segregation and isolation
"
24399,"Why don't I hear people talking about being VEGETARIAN, why do people always want you to immediately turn vegan?","Im Brazillian, so i gotta ask: why go vegan?",Are you being sarcastic? I genuinely can't tell. 
24400,"Im Brazillian, so i gotta ask: why go vegan?",Are you being sarcastic? I genuinely can't tell. ,"No, vegetarians and vegans arent a fad in here as much as in the states"
24401,Are you being sarcastic? I genuinely can't tell. ,"No, vegetarians and vegans arent a fad in here as much as in the states",Would you like an explanation? I can explain partly if you'd like 
24402,"No, vegetarians and vegans arent a fad in here as much as in the states",Would you like an explanation? I can explain partly if you'd like ,"Yes please, id apreciate it"
24403,My BF told me stories until I fell asleep last night.,Have you even heard the tragedy of Aesir Loki the wise?,It's not a story the Norse are likely to tell...
24404,Have you even heard the tragedy of Aesir Loki the wise?,It's not a story the Norse are likely to tell...,It’s Norwegian then...
24405,It's not a story the Norse are likely to tell...,It’s Norwegian then...,"**UNLIMITED POWER**

*- Thor*"
24406,My schoolteacher named her child something very unfortunate,"While unfortunate, people need to be kinder anyways.",Children are always kinder!
24407,"While unfortunate, people need to be kinder anyways.",Children are always kinder!,in Germany they are
24408,Children are always kinder!,in Germany they are,Kinder but mean
24409,Children are always kinder!,in Germany they are,And sweet.
24410,"While unfortunate, people need to be kinder anyways.",Children are always kinder!,Children are super blunt and rude a lot of the time.
24411,My mom just called me a failure to my face. Could use some cheering up. :/,self esteem ,What about self esteem? lol
24412,self esteem ,What about self esteem? lol,That she needed
24413,I am an agnostic atheist and I hate it when atheists ridicule religious people,Agnostic atheist is a major oxymoron.,No its not 
24414,Agnostic atheist is a major oxymoron.,No its not ,"Yes it is, the definition of ""agnostic"" contradicts the definition of ""atheist""."
24415,5 q's going up... on a tuesday.,"1. Not for a while.
2. Naughty.
3. No good reason why not.
4. A maths professor. 
5. Miss",a maths professor! what the.
24416,"1. Not for a while.
2. Naughty.
3. No good reason why not.
4. A maths professor. 
5. Miss",a maths professor! what the.,What the what? Did I misunderstand the question somehow?
24417,a maths professor! what the.,What the what? Did I misunderstand the question somehow?,"I don't think so, just not an answer you expect, good on you bro"
24418,a maths professor! what the.,What the what? Did I misunderstand the question somehow?,"nah just saying, it's not common for ppl to want to become maths professors"
24419,What the what? Did I misunderstand the question somehow?,"nah just saying, it's not common for ppl to want to become maths professors",I don't suppose it is. Yay :)
24420,"nah just saying, it's not common for ppl to want to become maths professors",I don't suppose it is. Yay :),:]
24421,5 q's going up... on a tuesday.,Do you ever answer these questions :P,sometimes! when people ask.
24422,Do you ever answer these questions :P,sometimes! when people ask.,"Haha, so consider this me asking... I'm pretty curious to your answers to your 5 questions  :p"
24423,I’m lonely as hell,You can talk to me.,That would help a bit.
24424,You can talk to me.,That would help a bit.,So what's up?
24425,I’m lonely as hell,I know how you feel completely. Hi. ,"Hello, how’re you?"
24426,I know how you feel completely. Hi. ,"Hello, how’re you?",I'm good.  How are you?
24427,Anyone here feel they've wasted huge chunks of their life?,Kind of?  School was mostly a waste of time and money.,"I agree, feel my associates did nothing -.-"
24428,Kind of?  School was mostly a waste of time and money.,"I agree, feel my associates did nothing -.-",I have a bachelors and I have never felt more worthless in my life 
24429,"I agree, feel my associates did nothing -.-",I have a bachelors and I have never felt more worthless in my life ,whats it in?
24430,I have a bachelors and I have never felt more worthless in my life ,whats it in?,Mechanical engineering 
24431,whats it in?,Mechanical engineering ,"damn man, what's wrong with it? seems like a good degree though"
24432,What will you keep doing for the rest if your life?,"Lay down, try not to cry, cry a lot.",Sometimes it's important to cry. It's okay.
24433,"Lay down, try not to cry, cry a lot.",Sometimes it's important to cry. It's okay.,"Sorry to be so whiny, i don't think it was the type of comment you where expecting"
24434,Sometimes it's important to cry. It's okay.,"Sorry to be so whiny, i don't think it was the type of comment you where expecting",No problem.
24435,Sometimes it's important to cry. It's okay.,"Sorry to be so whiny, i don't think it was the type of comment you where expecting","If you ever want to talk, this Friendly Internet Stranger ^TM is here to listen :)"
24436,"Sorry to be so whiny, i don't think it was the type of comment you where expecting","If you ever want to talk, this Friendly Internet Stranger ^TM is here to listen :)",Im just very below average intelligence and i hate myself because of that. Thanks for caring :)
24437,22 year old female,I'm a 22 year old male who's also lonely. Let's be friends.,Alright. Hi. 
24438,I'm a 22 year old male who's also lonely. Let's be friends.,Alright. Hi. ,How's it going? What'd you get up to today?
24439,Alright. Hi. ,How's it going? What'd you get up to today?,It's going good. Nothing much just relaxed at home today. 
24440,How's it going? What'd you get up to today?,It's going good. Nothing much just relaxed at home today. ,Cool cool. I need a day to just chill. I've been so busy recently.
24441,It's going good. Nothing much just relaxed at home today. ,Cool cool. I need a day to just chill. I've been so busy recently.,Yeah. I enjoyed it. Haven't had a day like this for awhile. 
24442,How did you meet the person you're currently dating?,Tinder obviously.,Lol so mater of factly hahaha
24443,Tinder obviously.,Lol so mater of factly hahaha,I was surprised no one mentioned it before me :P
24444,Lol so mater of factly hahaha,I was surprised no one mentioned it before me :P,Still well played lol
24445,I was surprised no one mentioned it before me :P,Still well played lol,Why thank you.
24446,Still well played lol,Why thank you.,Why not Match??? Hahaha
24447,I finally deleted the Facebook app from my phone,I like FB so.... Bring on the downvotes and redditors telling me it's the devil.,I’ll upvote you instead :)
24448,I like FB so.... Bring on the downvotes and redditors telling me it's the devil.,I’ll upvote you instead :),U da best bby 😘
24449,I finally deleted the Facebook app from my phone,I deleted my Facebook 7 years ago and never looked back,"&gt;  deleted my Facebook 7 years ago and never looked back

I want to do the same"
24450,I deleted my Facebook 7 years ago and never looked back,"&gt;  deleted my Facebook 7 years ago and never looked back

I want to do the same",I honestly call people to stay in touch lol
24451,Does anyone want to play the question game?,Most overrated TV show?,"Full house - sucked then, no justification for fuller house now. "
24452,Most overrated TV show?,"Full house - sucked then, no justification for fuller house now. ",Lawrence of Arabia.
24453,"Full house - sucked then, no justification for fuller house now. ",Lawrence of Arabia.,I’ve never seen it. Why is it your favorite?
24454,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.","Hi, relationship-wise, right now I'm single and looking for a GF.",How hard are you looking?
24455,"Hi, relationship-wise, right now I'm single and looking for a GF.",How hard are you looking?,"Moderately hard, but not very smart.
Why do you ask? Do you know any potential girlfriends?"
24456,How hard are you looking?,"Moderately hard, but not very smart.
Why do you ask? Do you know any potential girlfriends?",No.  But some people are interested and some people are dedicating all of their time to it.  
24457,"Moderately hard, but not very smart.
Why do you ask? Do you know any potential girlfriends?",No.  But some people are interested and some people are dedicating all of their time to it.  ,"Oh darn, haha."
24458,Being single kinda sucks,Just got informed I will be getting divorced at 36 so yeah I feel ya on that one.,Ah shit man... I’m sorry. My mom is twice divorced so I’m 100% understanding the pain.
24459,Just got informed I will be getting divorced at 36 so yeah I feel ya on that one.,Ah shit man... I’m sorry. My mom is twice divorced so I’m 100% understanding the pain.,Thankfully we are dealing pretty amicably with it
24460,Just got informed I will be getting divorced at 36 so yeah I feel ya on that one.,Ah shit man... I’m sorry. My mom is twice divorced so I’m 100% understanding the pain.,Any advice for somebody who’s been out of the game for 12 years?
24461,Ah shit man... I’m sorry. My mom is twice divorced so I’m 100% understanding the pain.,Any advice for somebody who’s been out of the game for 12 years?,"Get back in it buy small talking about weather, then small talk away till your comfortable:)."
24462,I love it when I’m watching a show or movie and it takes place somewhere I’ve lived or been and I can recognize landmarks and things,This has never ever happened to me lol ,Maybe you should move then. 
24463,This has never ever happened to me lol ,Maybe you should move then. ,"I like my city! 
"
24464,Let's take stabs at each other.,Youre a fucking idiot and your parents never loved you.,You're 30 and have no friends
24465,Youre a fucking idiot and your parents never loved you.,You're 30 and have no friends,youre a...stinky meanie head..
24466,Let's take stabs at each other.,Stab me bruh,You love looking into the dark and deep sides of the world that most don’t know or think about. 
24467,Stab me bruh,You love looking into the dark and deep sides of the world that most don’t know or think about. ,"Very true, good shit my neg"
24468,Anyone else think it’s basically impossible to have a differing opinion on reddit?,*Umm... I disagree*,No you don't.
24469,*Umm... I disagree*,No you don't.,Yeah-HUH!
24470,Just had my first kiss and can’t stop smiling :),*fist bump*,"*high five, even though I know this fist bump wasn't for me*"
24471,*fist bump*,"*high five, even though I know this fist bump wasn't for me*","*high five, you deserve it too*"
24472,"*high five, even though I know this fist bump wasn't for me*","*high five, you deserve it too*","Hug!

*manly back pat*"
24473,"*high five, you deserve it too*","Hug!

*manly back pat*","Mind if I squeeze in?

*turns into group hug*"
24474,"Hug!

*manly back pat*","Mind if I squeeze in?

*turns into group hug*","Me to 
 Please"
24475,"Mind if I squeeze in?

*turns into group hug*","Me to 
 Please",*pats head*
24476,Just had my first kiss and can’t stop smiling :),"Wow man, I'm also 20 and this gives me hope. ",Keep believing!
24477,"Wow man, I'm also 20 and this gives me hope. ",Keep believing!,"Me too!  
Don't expect anything, but hope for the best."
24478,"Wow man, I'm also 20 and this gives me hope. ",Keep believing!,"I'm 21, this does not give me hope"
24479,Keep believing!,"I'm 21, this does not give me hope",Lucky for you I am 22 and this gives me a bit hope.
24480,Keep believing!,"I'm 21, this does not give me hope","r/seduction, you can do it."
24481,Keep believing!,"I'm 21, this does not give me hope",I was 23  when I had mine.  Now I'm in my early 30s and have an SO of 4 years.  Don't worry.
24482,"Wow man, I'm also 20 and this gives me hope. ",Keep believing!,[removed]
24483,"Wow man, I'm also 20 and this gives me hope. ",Keep believing!,Are you gonna date this woman?
24484,"Wow man, I'm also 20 and this gives me hope. ",Keep believing!,Believing won't get you a partner. Self improvement will.
24485,Just had my first kiss and can’t stop smiling :),"Wow man, I'm also 20 and this gives me hope. ",I'll kiss you!
24486,"Wow man, I'm also 20 and this gives me hope. ",I'll kiss you!,No you won't
24487,I'll kiss you!,No you won't,"No kiss for you, though. Afraid it will taste bitter."
24488,Just had my first kiss and can’t stop smiling :),"Wow man, I'm also 20 and this gives me hope. ","Dude, I was 22 and it all turned out fine. And it will turn out fine for you, too. "
24489,"Wow man, I'm also 20 and this gives me hope. ","Dude, I was 22 and it all turned out fine. And it will turn out fine for you, too. ",Same! It’s going to be fine.
24490,Just had my first kiss and can’t stop smiling :),"Wow man, I'm also 20 and this gives me hope. ",My boyfriend was 27 when he got his first! Sometimes it takes time especially if you’re shy!
24491,"Wow man, I'm also 20 and this gives me hope. ",My boyfriend was 27 when he got his first! Sometimes it takes time especially if you’re shy!,This gives me hope
24492,My boyfriend was 27 when he got his first! Sometimes it takes time especially if you’re shy!,This gives me hope,Have hope! Hope abounds! You're going to do fine.
24493,Just had my first kiss and can’t stop smiling :),What did you feel during the kiss?,Probably lips.
24494,What did you feel during the kiss?,Probably lips.,This guy ^^^. Good one. Got a chuckle out of me 
24495,What did you feel during the kiss?,Probably lips.,This guy kisses.
24496,Probably lips.,This guy kisses.,This made me want to re-watch the Silicon valley episode! 
24497,Probably lips.,This guy kisses.,Kisses this guy 
24498,Just had my first kiss and can’t stop smiling :),"Congrats!

Still waiting for mine and Im 22..",;*
24499,"Congrats!

Still waiting for mine and Im 22..",;*,Fuck is that supposed to mean? 
24500,;*,Fuck is that supposed to mean? ,A kiss
24501,;*,Fuck is that supposed to mean? ,"Syntax error?

Winking face with puckered lips?

Could be anything I guess!"
24502,Fuck is that supposed to mean? ,"Syntax error?

Winking face with puckered lips?

Could be anything I guess!",True programmer if the first thing that comes to mind is a syntax error.
24503,Fuck is that supposed to mean? ,"Syntax error?

Winking face with puckered lips?

Could be anything I guess!",Dude with one squinty eye and a face scar
24504,"Syntax error?

Winking face with puckered lips?

Could be anything I guess!",Dude with one squinty eye and a face scar,Anus and back wrinkles. 
24505,Fuck is that supposed to mean? ,"Syntax error?

Winking face with puckered lips?

Could be anything I guess!",A bleeding asshole? 
24506,;*,Fuck is that supposed to mean? ,😘
24507,;*,Fuck is that supposed to mean? ,He's probably having a stroke 😜
24508,;*,Fuck is that supposed to mean? ,Obviously something falling out of an anus 
24509,;*,Fuck is that supposed to mean? ,8=D
24510,Just had my first kiss and can’t stop smiling :),"Congrats!

Still waiting for mine and Im 22..",I could say I've had 2 but due to circumstances (Dare/Lie) I don't count them at all.
24511,"Congrats!

Still waiting for mine and Im 22..",I could say I've had 2 but due to circumstances (Dare/Lie) I don't count them at all.,"Yea, I could say I had mine, but it was a meme for the lads and barely even qualified as a kiss."
24512,Just had my first kiss and can’t stop smiling :),"Congrats!

Still waiting for mine and Im 22..","42 here.. gonna happen any minute now...

right ???


"
24513,"Congrats!

Still waiting for mine and Im 22..","42 here.. gonna happen any minute now...

right ???


",You're 42 and never had a kiss?
24514,"42 here.. gonna happen any minute now...

right ???


",You're 42 and never had a kiss?,Do not question his knowledge of the arcane
24515,"42 here.. gonna happen any minute now...

right ???


",You're 42 and never had a kiss?,nope.. if you can up with any funny jokes  havent heard before you get a price
24516,You're 42 and never had a kiss?,nope.. if you can up with any funny jokes  havent heard before you get a price,Well if you look as bad as you type I'm really not surprised tbh
24517,nope.. if you can up with any funny jokes  havent heard before you get a price,Well if you look as bad as you type I'm really not surprised tbh,given the context this is a good one... sadly i dont really have a price..  i am a bad person
24518,"Congrats!

Still waiting for mine and Im 22..","42 here.. gonna happen any minute now...

right ???


",What spells can you cast by now? 12 years of wizardry ought to make you skilled.
24519,"42 here.. gonna happen any minute now...

right ???


",What spells can you cast by now? 12 years of wizardry ought to make you skilled.,well i'm 29.  SHould only be a few months before I can cast my first one.  
24520,Just had my first kiss and can’t stop smiling :),"AWESOME!!! this is fantastic to hear. Good for you, man. Treat her well!",OP never said it was a girl tho
24521,"AWESOME!!! this is fantastic to hear. Good for you, man. Treat her well!",OP never said it was a girl tho,Have I offended you
24522,OP never said it was a girl tho,Have I offended you,Never said that but ok lmao
24523,Have I offended you,Never said that but ok lmao,I think they may have been joking a little with the get offended bit. I saw it as funny. 
24524,OP never said it was a girl tho,Have I offended you,"You are now trying to be considerate and gender neutral??

*LITERALLY FUCKING TRIGGERED*"
24525,OP never said it was a girl tho,Have I offended you,lol youre witty and funny :)
24526,Just had my first kiss and can’t stop smiling :),Nice going boi. I'm 16 and still lonley...,"17 and the future is looking grim 
"
24527,Nice going boi. I'm 16 and still lonley...,"17 and the future is looking grim 
",You're 17. Do you even realise how young you are?
24528,Nice going boi. I'm 16 and still lonley...,"17 and the future is looking grim 
",Don't worry about it. I didn't get my first kiss till I was 21. You have time
24529,Nice going boi. I'm 16 and still lonley...,"17 and the future is looking grim 
",University is probably the last chance you'll get. It only gets 100x harder after that.
24530,Just had my first kiss and can’t stop smiling :),Nice! I'm about to have mine next week and I'm really excited about it,Can we get a post from you next week? I'd like to hear about this little tale 
24531,Nice! I'm about to have mine next week and I'm really excited about it,Can we get a post from you next week? I'd like to hear about this little tale ,Sure if I remember!
24532,Nice! I'm about to have mine next week and I'm really excited about it,Can we get a post from you next week? I'd like to hear about this little tale ,Update: our plans got foiled and she couldn't come. Pretty depressed right now
24533,Can we get a post from you next week? I'd like to hear about this little tale ,Update: our plans got foiled and she couldn't come. Pretty depressed right now,Ah no! Sorry bud
24534,Just had my first kiss and can’t stop smiling :),"Yesterday, on the bus, my girlfriend kissed me. It was the first time ever. Congratulations, OP!",How old are you? You called her your girlfriend but had never kissed her?
24535,"Yesterday, on the bus, my girlfriend kissed me. It was the first time ever. Congratulations, OP!",How old are you? You called her your girlfriend but had never kissed her?,It’s like the thread is full of children lol
24536,Just had my first kiss and can’t stop smiling :),I'm 20 too. Never even gone out on a date! Happy you found your first kiss :D,Get off reddit and put yourself out there! Expand ur network dude/dudette! 
24537,I'm 20 too. Never even gone out on a date! Happy you found your first kiss :D,Get off reddit and put yourself out there! Expand ur network dude/dudette! ,"I don't mind it. Don't really have the time for anything, let alone romantic stuff."
24538,Get off reddit and put yourself out there! Expand ur network dude/dudette! ,"I don't mind it. Don't really have the time for anything, let alone romantic stuff.",Seems like you got a lot of time for video games and reddit...
24539,"I don't mind it. Don't really have the time for anything, let alone romantic stuff.",Seems like you got a lot of time for video games and reddit...,"Gee it's his choice, leave him alone "
24540,Just had my first kiss and can’t stop smiling :),"30, still waiting. Being disabled sucks. ",Waiting will help for sure
24541,"30, still waiting. Being disabled sucks. ",Waiting will help for sure,Username checks out
24542,"30, still waiting. Being disabled sucks. ",Waiting will help for sure,Wait what does this comment mean
24543,Just had my first kiss and can’t stop smiling :),"30, still waiting. Being disabled sucks. ","Waiting its good, actively working on making it happen its better: /r/seduction "
24544,"30, still waiting. Being disabled sucks. ","Waiting its good, actively working on making it happen its better: /r/seduction ","That's a fair point. I've too much to overcome, though. "
24545,Just had my first kiss and can’t stop smiling :),"30, still waiting. Being disabled sucks. ","Sorry to be that guy, but are you willing to try an alternative? An escort perhaps?"
24546,"30, still waiting. Being disabled sucks. ","Sorry to be that guy, but are you willing to try an alternative? An escort perhaps?",I would if I didn't still live at home and need two carers 24/7.
24547,Let's be friends 23/Female/TX,Fellow Texan here! I'm not from Austin but keep it weird my friend ;),Hell yea brother. Born and raised in the Lone Star State.
24548,Fellow Texan here! I'm not from Austin but keep it weird my friend ;),Hell yea brother. Born and raised in the Lone Star State.,Same! But way up by Dallas. I've visited Austin though and love it.
24549,Hell yea brother. Born and raised in the Lone Star State.,Same! But way up by Dallas. I've visited Austin though and love it.,"I love Austin, where I was born. I've visited Dallas once. It was nice though. I enjoyed it "
24550,He (24M) asked me (22F) to be his girlfriend!,Congratulations you two.,Thank you! I'm so excited :)
24551,Congratulations you two.,Thank you! I'm so excited :),I'm very glad to hear! 
24552,He (24M) asked me (22F) to be his girlfriend!,Congrats! Just took someone out on their first date so I'm pretty excited as well.,Awesome!! How was it?!
24553,Congrats! Just took someone out on their first date so I'm pretty excited as well.,Awesome!! How was it?!,"We both had a good time, scheduling another date for the weekend!"
24554,Awesome!! How was it?!,"We both had a good time, scheduling another date for the weekend!", Awesome!! What did you do on the first date?
24555,"We both had a good time, scheduling another date for the weekend!", Awesome!! What did you do on the first date?,"We just went out for lunch, nothing special but it was nice."
24556, Awesome!! What did you do on the first date?,"We just went out for lunch, nothing special but it was nice.",Awesome! Please update me on how the second date goes!!!
24557,I had an awesome date last night!,Sounds awesome! This made me happy to read.,"You being happy over my happiness made me even more happier.

Happiception! :D"
24558,Sounds awesome! This made me happy to read.,"You being happy over my happiness made me even more happier.

Happiception! :D",Hooray!
24559,I had an awesome date last night!,How nice! Got any advice for me. I haven't got a date :(,"*Press F to pay respects*

F"
24560,How nice! Got any advice for me. I haven't got a date :(,"*Press F to pay respects*

F",[removed]
24561,Just tried a Reese's for my first time,"That's probably like among my favorite chocolates there are. That sugar. :d
","I discovered sugar free Reese’s and it’s not even half bad, check it out!"
24562,"That's probably like among my favorite chocolates there are. That sugar. :d
","I discovered sugar free Reese’s and it’s not even half bad, check it out!",:o
24563,"That's probably like among my favorite chocolates there are. That sugar. :d
","I discovered sugar free Reese’s and it’s not even half bad, check it out!",I have a sugar addiction so this might actually help me 
24564,Just tried a Reese's for my first time,I love the Reeses peanut butter bites.,Are those mini versions of the cups or the M&amp;M looking ones?
24565,I love the Reeses peanut butter bites.,Are those mini versions of the cups or the M&amp;M looking ones?,The M&amp;M looking ones.
24566,Are those mini versions of the cups or the M&amp;M looking ones?,The M&amp;M looking ones.,Do they seem to have an equal amount of chocolate and PB in them? 
24567,The M&amp;M looking ones.,Do they seem to have an equal amount of chocolate and PB in them? ,I am not so sure. But I think so.
24568,Just tried a Reese's for my first time, wasabi and soy sauce almonds. I made myself sick the other day by eating way too much. ,Oh damn. I LOVE spicy foods and anything that makes me sweat. 
24569, wasabi and soy sauce almonds. I made myself sick the other day by eating way too much. ,Oh damn. I LOVE spicy foods and anything that makes me sweat. ,Get the blue diamond brand it's way good. 
24570,Oh damn. I LOVE spicy foods and anything that makes me sweat. ,Get the blue diamond brand it's way good. ,Did you try this brand for your first time?
24571,Get the blue diamond brand it's way good. ,Did you try this brand for your first time?, No the first timer I had them they were from Sprouts Market. 
24572,Did you try this brand for your first time?, No the first timer I had them they were from Sprouts Market. ,What made you switch up the brand?
24573, No the first timer I had them they were from Sprouts Market. ,What made you switch up the brand?,I tried blue diamond at my friends house and preferred those to going to Sprouts.
24574,Just tried a Reese's for my first time,You threw them out?? You monster!,I never realized that this would be the biggest regret of my life so far :(
24575,You threw them out?? You monster!,I never realized that this would be the biggest regret of my life so far :(,"Well, at least you didn't contract childhood diabetes"
24576,I never realized that this would be the biggest regret of my life so far :(,"Well, at least you didn't contract childhood diabetes",Frfr I'm lucky since I have a family history of diabetes and heart disease. 
24577,Just tried a Reese's for my first time,Your post prompted me to add this to my shopping list for my next trip,And who ever said reddit isn't useful? 
24578,Your post prompted me to add this to my shopping list for my next trip,And who ever said reddit isn't useful? ,"Got some Reese's pieces at the store Today, and sucking on some at I type this.

**THANK YOU**"
24579,Just tried a Reese's for my first time,I'm also new to to Reese's I was presently surprised with the little cupcakes.,Timeout. They got cupcakes?? 
24580,I'm also new to to Reese's I was presently surprised with the little cupcakes.,Timeout. They got cupcakes?? ,yes in the UK they come in packs of 6.
24581,so what'd you buy today?,Not a damn thing. Still trying to recover from my massive hangover ,too much wine? lol
24582,Not a damn thing. Still trying to recover from my massive hangover ,too much wine? lol,Too much vodka and whiskey. 
24583,too much wine? lol,Too much vodka and whiskey. ,I’d have ended up in a fist fight with my uncle if I drank both on thanksgiving lol
24584,so what'd you buy today?,"Nothing I wanted was on sale, so I didn't buy anything :(",What did you want??
24585,"Nothing I wanted was on sale, so I didn't buy anything :(",What did you want??,I kind of wanted a bigger ssd for my laptop
24586,What did you want??,I kind of wanted a bigger ssd for my laptop,They had those on sale on amazon!
24587,I kind of wanted a bigger ssd for my laptop,They had those on sale on amazon!,I live in Canada so it's not as big here :(
24588,They had those on sale on amazon!,I live in Canada so it's not as big here :(,Really? Even on amazon?
24589,I live in Canada so it's not as big here :(,Really? Even on amazon?,"Yeah, not a whole lot of deals"
24590,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",I need someone to hug me and tell me it’s going to be okay. what trying days I’m so exhausted ,I'm sending you some thoughts and courage 
24591,I need someone to hug me and tell me it’s going to be okay. what trying days I’m so exhausted ,I'm sending you some thoughts and courage ,and I’m sending you hugs back x
24592,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",I’m sick with a nasty cold. It’s been keeping me from sleeping. :(,Aw man. Feel better soon!
24593,I’m sick with a nasty cold. It’s been keeping me from sleeping. :(,Aw man. Feel better soon!,"*sneezes*

Thanks, I hope I do!"
24594,"It's my birthday, I am happy and there is nothing depressing about this post",Happy Birthday! Reddit loves you &lt;3,good bot
24595,Happy Birthday! Reddit loves you &lt;3,good bot,"What an amazing bot.

Happy Birthday!! "
24596,good bot,"What an amazing bot.

Happy Birthday!! ",Good bit
24597,"It's my birthday, I am happy and there is nothing depressing about this post",Ive been 30 for 7 minutes.,Happy birthday to you too!
24598,Ive been 30 for 7 minutes.,Happy birthday to you too!,Right back at ya freckles!!
24599,"It's my birthday, I am happy and there is nothing depressing about this post",Just wait till you turn 40 ;) Jokes aside happy birthday.,"Thanks for the existential crisis, friend :/^)"
24600,Just wait till you turn 40 ;) Jokes aside happy birthday.,"Thanks for the existential crisis, friend :/^)",No problem at all :) My 40th was a Charlie Foxtrot. So I tend to joke around about it. 
24601,"It's my birthday, I am happy and there is nothing depressing about this post",Happy birthday. We share it. ,Happy birthday to you too then! Wish you a good one :)
24602,Happy birthday. We share it. ,Happy birthday to you too then! Wish you a good one :),Same to you too. I hope it's a great day and you have fun plans. 
24603,"It's my birthday, I am happy and there is nothing depressing about this post",Happy birthday. We share it. ,we share it too! go us :)
24604,Happy birthday. We share it. ,we share it too! go us :),Go team! 
24605,we share it too! go us :),Go team! ,we have one of the rarest birthdays! 
24606,Go team! ,we have one of the rarest birthdays! ,Really? I never knew that. My cousin has this birthday as well. 
24607,Go team! ,we have one of the rarest birthdays! ,Why do we have the rarest birthday? I need fuel for my ego
24608,Happy birthday. We share it. ,we share it too! go us :),"Hey, I'm in this birthday club!"
24609,Will somebody please just talk to me.,by her do you mean the Lara Croft in 2013 Tomb Raider reboot?,Uhhh yeah!
24610,by her do you mean the Lara Croft in 2013 Tomb Raider reboot?,Uhhh yeah!,lol just joking. what's up bud? any thanksgiving stories?
24611,I'm so happy today I'm so close to 1000 karma,Is it too late to realise I'm literally begging for upvotes now?,I got ya fam 
24612,Is it too late to realise I'm literally begging for upvotes now?,I got ya fam ,Ya been got
24613,I got ya fam ,Ya been got,Ya done been gotted.
24614,Ya been got,Ya done been gotted.,"We don’t get got
We gon get "
24615,Ya done been gotted.,"We don’t get got
We gon get ","Got it.

We done gon get got."
24616,"We don’t get got
We gon get ","Got it.

We done gon get got.",Allll ABOARRRDD!
24617,"Got it.

We done gon get got.",Allll ABOARRRDD!,Chooo choooo RAM ME
24618,Allll ABOARRRDD!,Chooo choooo RAM ME,"Once i catch my breath, this train NEVER STOPS!"
24619,"We don’t get got
We gon get ","Got it.

We done gon get got.","""Got me once... shame on... shame on you... Ya got me, I won't get got again."""
24620,I'm so happy today I'm so close to 1000 karma,Is it too late to realise I'm literally begging for upvotes now?,"You don't get karma from text posts, only comments... ;)"
24621,Is it too late to realise I'm literally begging for upvotes now?,"You don't get karma from text posts, only comments... ;)",Actually since last year you do. 
24622,"You don't get karma from text posts, only comments... ;)",Actually since last year you do. ,"Isn't it the other way round, since last year you *don't*."
24623,I'm so happy today I'm so close to 1000 karma,Is it too late to realise I'm literally begging for upvotes now?,It's too cute so I upvoted anyway. 💕
24624,Is it too late to realise I'm literally begging for upvotes now?,It's too cute so I upvoted anyway. 💕,Haha only explanation this blasted
24625,I'm so happy today I'm so close to 1000 karma,i dont know how people got a lot of post karma. i only have comments karma.,"Just find something popular and repost it, silly!"
24626,i dont know how people got a lot of post karma. i only have comments karma.,"Just find something popular and repost it, silly!",lol i mean i want karma but not cheap ones. hahaha
24627,I'm so happy today I'm so close to 1000 karma,"congrats OP, you did it!",He hasn't?
24628,"congrats OP, you did it!",He hasn't?,he's at 1045 now
24629,He hasn't?,he's at 1045 now,wow! He is? Cool!
24630,I'm so happy today I'm so close to 1000 karma,"congrats OP, you did it!","It’s at &gt;1600 now

Next post: I’m so close to 2000 karma!"
24631,"congrats OP, you did it!","It’s at &gt;1600 now

Next post: I’m so close to 2000 karma!",He’s so close to 2500 now!
24632,"It’s at &gt;1600 now

Next post: I’m so close to 2000 karma!",He’s so close to 2500 now!,"Almost 3000 now

Reddit may be a fickle beast, but it came through for OP today"
24633,He’s so close to 2500 now!,"Almost 3000 now

Reddit may be a fickle beast, but it came through for OP today",And over 3000. Next stop: 4K
24634,"Almost 3000 now

Reddit may be a fickle beast, but it came through for OP today",And over 3000. Next stop: 4K,Up to 9k now! 
24635,And over 3000. Next stop: 4K,Up to 9k now! ,10k now 
24636,I'm so happy today I'm so close to 1000 karma,I just hit 10k a little while ago lol ,Check mine. Sorry.
24637,I just hit 10k a little while ago lol ,Check mine. Sorry.,I keep deleting my accounts after a little while because I'm paranoid lol
24638,I just hit 10k a little while ago lol ,Check mine. Sorry.,"Pfft, amateur"
24639,Check mine. Sorry.,"Pfft, amateur",That's cute
24640,Check mine. Sorry.,"Pfft, amateur",I willI will catch you!
24641,I'm so happy today I'm so close to 1000 karma,How to get karma (what is it),I like how your comment sounds like a google search!
24642,How to get karma (what is it),I like how your comment sounds like a google search!,"Im a noob , i came from the far lands of buzzfeed"
24643,I like how your comment sounds like a google search!,"Im a noob , i came from the far lands of buzzfeed",Go back.
24644,"Im a noob , i came from the far lands of buzzfeed",Go back.,Why the hatred dude .
24645,Go back.,Why the hatred dude .,"That's not hatred, just some light teasing. "
24646,Why the hatred dude .,"That's not hatred, just some light teasing. ",Hey i got  a questions how do u open subredits 
24647,I'm so happy today I'm so close to 1000 karma,I'm waiting for my 100k karma,"Well, I'm still waiting for my first 100 karma. ;) "
24648,I'm waiting for my 100k karma,"Well, I'm still waiting for my first 100 karma. ;) ",Repost something on /r/programmerhumor
24649,I'm so happy today I'm so close to 1000 karma,Where can one see one's karma? ,One is karma for posts you e submitted the other is for comments you’ve submitted
24650,Where can one see one's karma? ,One is karma for posts you e submitted the other is for comments you’ve submitted,"Well, okay then. The hunt is on! Thanks :D

Now where can I find some quality repost material.. "
24651,I'm so happy today I'm so close to 1000 karma,"When you get 255,000 like I have, you realize you’ve wasted your life. ","Yeah when I hit 100,000 I thought something really cool was gonna happen... it did not."
24652,"When you get 255,000 like I have, you realize you’ve wasted your life. ","Yeah when I hit 100,000 I thought something really cool was gonna happen... it did not.",You get access to /r/CenturyClub if you request it. It's the social club for karma whores.
24653,"When you get 255,000 like I have, you realize you’ve wasted your life. ","Yeah when I hit 100,000 I thought something really cool was gonna happen... it did not.","Wait til you hit a million, then you get the key to the blackjack and hooker room"
24654,"Yeah when I hit 100,000 I thought something really cool was gonna happen... it did not.","Wait til you hit a million, then you get the key to the blackjack and hooker room",You have to go all the way out to San Francisco though.
24655,"Wait til you hit a million, then you get the key to the blackjack and hooker room",You have to go all the way out to San Francisco though.,ive been wanting an excuse
24656,"Wait til you hit a million, then you get the key to the blackjack and hooker room",You have to go all the way out to San Francisco though.,Sounds like work.
24657,I'm so happy today I'm so close to 1000 karma,"When you get 255,000 like I have, you realize you’ve wasted your life. ","Wait a minute, you don't have 255k karma. You have like 50k lol."
24658,"When you get 255,000 like I have, you realize you’ve wasted your life. ","Wait a minute, you don't have 255k karma. You have like 50k lol.",Lol. 
24659,I'm so happy today I'm so close to 1000 karma,"I know what you mean.  I'm sitting at 999 right now.

Enjoy the pasta :)","BOOM, You’re welcome!~"
24660,"I know what you mean.  I'm sitting at 999 right now.

Enjoy the pasta :)","BOOM, You’re welcome!~",Nice!  Thanks for helping me reach this milestone!
24661,"BOOM, You’re welcome!~",Nice!  Thanks for helping me reach this milestone!,You’re welcome dude! 
24662,I'm so happy today I'm so close to 1000 karma,I’m currently at 990,I got ya!
24663,I’m currently at 990,I got ya!,jus passed a thousand myself.. i feel ya
24664,I got ya!,jus passed a thousand myself.. i feel ya,"FWIW Karma isn't money, I mean it's nice but hey have an upvote."
24665,jus passed a thousand myself.. i feel ya,"FWIW Karma isn't money, I mean it's nice but hey have an upvote.",will gladly take.. 
24666,"FWIW Karma isn't money, I mean it's nice but hey have an upvote.",will gladly take.. ,"Just upvoted the whole thread, keep it up and have a great one!"
24667,jus passed a thousand myself.. i feel ya,"FWIW Karma isn't money, I mean it's nice but hey have an upvote.",Dude now i have to face the thruth and see that its useless to spend my time here... 
24668,I got ya!,jus passed a thousand myself.. i feel ya,Wow I didn't even know I got till a thousand... well yay.
24669,I’m currently at 990,I got ya!,Lol I’m at 920
24670,I got ya!,Lol I’m at 920,921 after I'm done with ya!
24671,Lol I’m at 920,921 after I'm done with ya!,920 now. Appease the gods. 
24672,I got ya!,Lol I’m at 920,I just reached 10k the other day!
24673,Lol I’m at 920,I just reached 10k the other day!,I reached 100k the other day
24674,I just reached 10k the other day!,I reached 100k the other day,Nice!
24675,I just reached 10k the other day!,I reached 100k the other day,But ... you have 200k now?
24676,Lol I’m at 920,I just reached 10k the other day!,"I'm at 32,000!"
24677,I got ya!,Lol I’m at 920,Same
24678,I got ya!,Lol I’m at 920,"Lol I'm at 30,000"
24679,I’m currently at 990,I got ya!,Hit me!
24680,I'm so happy today I'm so close to 1000 karma,I’m currently at 990,I'm almost 500! Where's the party tonight? 
24681,I’m currently at 990,I'm almost 500! Where's the party tonight? ,I’ll give the first like to start the party
24682,I'm almost 500! Where's the party tonight? ,I’ll give the first like to start the party,😂 that's more like it 
24683,I’ll give the first like to start the party,😂 that's more like it ,username checks out
24684,I'm so happy today I'm so close to 1000 karma,I’m currently at 990,Here is some of mine. I have plenty.
24685,I’m currently at 990,Here is some of mine. I have plenty.,I'll take a wee bit if you don't mind.
24686,I'm so happy today I'm so close to 1000 karma,I’m currently at 990,WAIT A SEC I SAW YOU OVER AT r/streetwear HOW CAN REDDIT BE SO SMALL? 
24687,I’m currently at 990,WAIT A SEC I SAW YOU OVER AT r/streetwear HOW CAN REDDIT BE SO SMALL? ,Lol I travel around 
24688,I'm so happy today I'm so close to 1000 karma,Getting karma is easy. Having people remember you is difficult,"&gt;getting karma is easy  
&gt;23k real karma

hmmm "
24689,Getting karma is easy. Having people remember you is difficult,"&gt;getting karma is easy  
&gt;23k real karma

hmmm ",You should know.
24690,Getting karma is easy. Having people remember you is difficult,"&gt;getting karma is easy  
&gt;23k real karma

hmmm ",Fucking noobs.
24691,I'm so happy today I'm so close to 1000 karma,"Keep going. You can do it! 

We'll see you in Century Club when you've reached 100,000. 

&lt;3 ",Bbhh
24692,"Keep going. You can do it! 

We'll see you in Century Club when you've reached 100,000. 

&lt;3 ",Bbhh,B^B H^H
24693,I'm so happy today I'm so close to 1000 karma,I think I'm wasting too much time here... ,It's true only if you think it is.
24694,I think I'm wasting too much time here... ,It's true only if you think it is.,Give my comment and post karma a look in there mate. 
24695,I'm so happy today I'm so close to 1000 karma,"i have 47,000 in commmnt karma. I've been here too long and i'm drunk. riun AWAY",RUNAWA 
24696,"i have 47,000 in commmnt karma. I've been here too long and i'm drunk. riun AWAY",RUNAWA ,"BABY  I'VE GOT A PLAN: RUN AAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN SHOYT OUT TO R?KANYE
"
24697,I'm so happy today I'm so close to 1000 karma,Have you had 6 pastas now?,Technically it would be 9. I'll have them in a month's time
24698,Have you had 6 pastas now?,Technically it would be 9. I'll have them in a month's time,But by then you could owe so many more!
24699,What's a popular movie/films series you've never seen?,"Not a movie or film series, but I have never seen Game Of Thrones. ","Me neither actually. And I feel at this point, I'm far too behind for it to matter."
24700,"Not a movie or film series, but I have never seen Game Of Thrones. ","Me neither actually. And I feel at this point, I'm far too behind for it to matter.",My thoughts exactly. 
24701,What was your favorite part of today?,I got a free 10$ from playstation and used it to buy Uncharted Nathan Drakes collection on sale ,Why did you get a free $10? Was it a coupon?
24702,I got a free 10$ from playstation and used it to buy Uncharted Nathan Drakes collection on sale ,Why did you get a free $10? Was it a coupon?,"Nope they just went ahead and fave me 10$, glad they did to."
24703,Why did you get a free $10? Was it a coupon?,"Nope they just went ahead and fave me 10$, glad they did to.","Hey man, $10 is $10. "
24704,What was your favorite part of today?,"I got my dream job offer!

So yeah. My day was ok :)","Congratulations! And I have to ask, what is your dream job? "
24705,"I got my dream job offer!

So yeah. My day was ok :)","Congratulations! And I have to ask, what is your dream job? ","A creative at a Marketing agency.

Get ready for my annoying ads :D"
24706,What was your favorite part of today?,I destroyed my squat PR,"Nice, how much do you squat now?"
24707,I destroyed my squat PR,"Nice, how much do you squat now?",Congrats! Are you celebrating?
24708,What's everyone up to before Thanksgiving?,Working.,Wokring tomorrow?
24709,Working.,Wokring tomorrow?,Yeah :(
24710,Wokring tomorrow?,Yeah :(,Well that fucken sucks
24711,What's everyone up to before Thanksgiving?,I'm playing overwatch:),"My cousin plays that, but I can't get into it. "
24712,I'm playing overwatch:),"My cousin plays that, but I can't get into it. ",I got sucked into it over the free weekend
24713,"My cousin plays that, but I can't get into it. ",I got sucked into it over the free weekend,I've played it twice and didn't like it 
24714,Are ring pops the worst candy in the world? Because I'm at work with one in my mouth and it sure feels like it.,I appreciated the imagery. ,You're welcome!
24715,I appreciated the imagery. ,You're welcome!,Any chance you took a photo? For science obviously.
24716,Are ring pops the worst candy in the world? Because I'm at work with one in my mouth and it sure feels like it.,Bet she had left over Halloween candy she wanted to get rid of. ,Leftover Halloween candy? What is this mysterious phenomenon you speak of...?
24717,Bet she had left over Halloween candy she wanted to get rid of. ,Leftover Halloween candy? What is this mysterious phenomenon you speak of...?,It rained in my city so there were literally no trick or treaters 
24718,Are ring pops the worst candy in the world? Because I'm at work with one in my mouth and it sure feels like it.,"No, circus peanuts are the worst candy in the world.",They're not so bad.  At least they're not messy and sticky.
24719,"No, circus peanuts are the worst candy in the world.",They're not so bad.  At least they're not messy and sticky.,"&gt;not ... sticky

Drop even a half a drop of liquid on them and yes they are. "
24720,They're not so bad.  At least they're not messy and sticky.,"&gt;not ... sticky

Drop even a half a drop of liquid on them and yes they are. ",Don't drop liquid on them then?
24721,They're not so bad.  At least they're not messy and sticky.,"&gt;not ... sticky

Drop even a half a drop of liquid on them and yes they are. ",Well they make up for it with that fabulous flavor they have!
24722,"&gt;not ... sticky

Drop even a half a drop of liquid on them and yes they are. ",Well they make up for it with that fabulous flavor they have!,That's what I hate about them actually.
24723,Well they make up for it with that fabulous flavor they have!,That's what I hate about them actually.,"I'm allergic to peanuts, but I'd still rather have one than a circus peanut."
24724,Are ring pops the worst candy in the world? Because I'm at work with one in my mouth and it sure feels like it.,"No, circus peanuts are the worst candy in the world.",i would gladly take circus peanuts over any kind of licorice.
24725,"No, circus peanuts are the worst candy in the world.",i would gladly take circus peanuts over any kind of licorice.,"Licorice may be an acquired taste, but circus peanuts are a taste that no one acquires."
24726,Are ring pops the worst candy in the world? Because I'm at work with one in my mouth and it sure feels like it.,"No, circus peanuts are the worst candy in the world.",Candy corn is up there too but I think you’re right 
24727,"No, circus peanuts are the worst candy in the world.",Candy corn is up there too but I think you’re right ,"Can't have Butterfinger without candy corn, I love it."
24728,Candy corn is up there too but I think you’re right ,"Can't have Butterfinger without candy corn, I love it.",How so?
24729,"Can't have Butterfinger without candy corn, I love it.",How so?,Butterfinger is candy corn mixed with peanut butter.
24730,How so?,Butterfinger is candy corn mixed with peanut butter.,"Holy shit! Had no idea, I retract my hatred "
24731,Butterfinger is candy corn mixed with peanut butter.,"Holy shit! Had no idea, I retract my hatred ","Exactly. I make my own now, softer and I get to pick the chocolate type."
24732,How so?,Butterfinger is candy corn mixed with peanut butter.,And if you eat candy corn and peanuts together you get a Payday. 
24733,How so?,Butterfinger is candy corn mixed with peanut butter.,Where did you hear that? Butterfingers own website disagrees
24734,Butterfinger is candy corn mixed with peanut butter.,Where did you hear that? Butterfingers own website disagrees,"They can deny it all they want, it's the same taste."
24735,"No, circus peanuts are the worst candy in the world.",Candy corn is up there too but I think you’re right ,Heathen. Candy Corn is delicious and I will not hear otherwise.
24736,Are ring pops the worst candy in the world? Because I'm at work with one in my mouth and it sure feels like it.,"No, circus peanuts are the worst candy in the world.",Necco Wafers would like to have a word.
24737,"No, circus peanuts are the worst candy in the world.",Necco Wafers would like to have a word.,"Yeah, you've got me there."
24738,"No, circus peanuts are the worst candy in the world.",Necco Wafers would like to have a word.,"I love Necco wafers, but I grew up with them here in New England so I'm just used to them."
24739,Necco Wafers would like to have a word.,"I love Necco wafers, but I grew up with them here in New England so I'm just used to them.","Hey, I love candy corn. To each their own."
24740,"No, circus peanuts are the worst candy in the world.",Necco Wafers would like to have a word.,There are like... at least 3 decent flavors. Chocolate and licorice can fuck right off though. 
24741,Are ring pops the worst candy in the world? Because I'm at work with one in my mouth and it sure feels like it.,"No, circus peanuts are the worst candy in the world.",I love circus peanuts 
24742,"No, circus peanuts are the worst candy in the world.",I love circus peanuts ,Found the alien.
24743,"No, circus peanuts are the worst candy in the world.",I love circus peanuts ,"Me too, friend. 🤡 honk honk"
24744,I love circus peanuts ,"Me too, friend. 🤡 honk honk",Found Skeeter Valentine
24745,Are ring pops the worst candy in the world? Because I'm at work with one in my mouth and it sure feels like it.,"No, circus peanuts are the worst candy in the world.",Black Licorice would like a word.
24746,"No, circus peanuts are the worst candy in the world.",Black Licorice would like a word.,Eh I like black licorice.
24747,Are ring pops the worst candy in the world? Because I'm at work with one in my mouth and it sure feels like it.,"No, circus peanuts are the worst candy in the world.",I guess I'm the only one that actually likes them?  Well...my grandmother too
24748,"No, circus peanuts are the worst candy in the world.",I guess I'm the only one that actually likes them?  Well...my grandmother too,"My mom likes them, too. They were the only candy she didn't have to hide."
24749,Are ring pops the worst candy in the world? Because I'm at work with one in my mouth and it sure feels like it.,"No, circus peanuts are the worst candy in the world.",Circus peanuts are the legal version of crack! I love them!
24750,"No, circus peanuts are the worst candy in the world.",Circus peanuts are the legal version of crack! I love them!,Found the heretic!
24751,Are ring pops the worst candy in the world? Because I'm at work with one in my mouth and it sure feels like it.,Candy corn is Satan. ,Why? They're like condensed frosting.
24752,Candy corn is Satan. ,Why? They're like condensed frosting.,Gross. 
24753,Candy corn is Satan. ,Why? They're like condensed frosting.,"I never thought of it that way.  My family hates both candy corn and frosting, and I like both."
24754,Why? They're like condensed frosting.,"I never thought of it that way.  My family hates both candy corn and frosting, and I like both.",That’s because you are clearly a creature of great taste and intelligence. 
24755,Are ring pops the worst candy in the world? Because I'm at work with one in my mouth and it sure feels like it.,I like ring pops ,found the 38 year old infant
24756,I like ring pops ,found the 38 year old infant,FIFY: 26 year old child. 
24757,I like ring pops ,found the 38 year old infant,"No, that would be OP because he couldn't figure out how to eat one of these properly."
24758,Are ring pops the worst candy in the world? Because I'm at work with one in my mouth and it sure feels like it.,You must have not tried orange jelly candy. Those things are straight from hell awful. ,Have you tried the chocolate covered ones? Heaven.
24759,You must have not tried orange jelly candy. Those things are straight from hell awful. ,Have you tried the chocolate covered ones? Heaven.,They have rasberry ones too! Omnom!
24760,Have you tried the chocolate covered ones? Heaven.,They have rasberry ones too! Omnom!,"I KNOW RIGHT?!
"
24761,They have rasberry ones too! Omnom!,"I KNOW RIGHT?!
",Soooo good!!
24762,What is the favorite thing about the country you live in?,Northern Ireland - The Ulster fry. ,Wow northern Ireland! The Ulster fry is a breakfast right (according to Google).
24763,Northern Ireland - The Ulster fry. ,Wow northern Ireland! The Ulster fry is a breakfast right (according to Google).,It is indeed! I also love Dutch food ;-)
24764,Wow northern Ireland! The Ulster fry is a breakfast right (according to Google).,It is indeed! I also love Dutch food ;-),Haha what Dutch food in particular do you like?
24765,"My simple mind: I feel better having stopped paying for cable, so perhaps I'll stop paying for internet too and actually go outside/do something productive, most likely feeling better.",It's incredibly naive to think you can get anywhere in life these days without the Internet ,Last I checked maps were still printed on paper too
24766,It's incredibly naive to think you can get anywhere in life these days without the Internet ,Last I checked maps were still printed on paper too,"See, you don't get this kind of wit offline!"
24767,It's not even thanksgiving yet and I'm sick of Christmas,"I agree, but I worked retail in my past life, so I hate Christmas with the heat of 1,000 suns.","Oh the songs, oh how I hate the songs."
24768,"I agree, but I worked retail in my past life, so I hate Christmas with the heat of 1,000 suns.","Oh the songs, oh how I hate the songs.",Yes! And it's always the same ten in a loop. 
24769,Who else is super happy to see the front page flooded with net neutrality posts?,"Not me, doesn't affect us here overseas.","&gt; doesn't affect us here overseas.

Yes it does."
24770,"Not me, doesn't affect us here overseas.","&gt; doesn't affect us here overseas.

Yes it does.",No it doesn't.
24771,Who else is super happy to see the front page flooded with net neutrality posts?,They are clogging the front page,Good. It's important. 
24772,They are clogging the front page,Good. It's important. ,"I’m not sure why people downvoted your comment.

It is important."
24773,They are clogging the front page,Good. It's important. ,Not to me. Im from a country that has good laws.
24774,Have you ever had your Myers-Briggs type determined? What was it?,Protagonist.,Proto-agonist?
24775,Protagonist.,Proto-agonist?,What?
24776,What are you currently excited about?,"German! 

And vacations","German? 
Tell me about the vacations!"
24777,"German! 

And vacations","German? 
Tell me about the vacations!","I am learning german, pretty exciting.

No school. No worries. Just relaxing."
24778,"German? 
Tell me about the vacations!","I am learning german, pretty exciting.

No school. No worries. Just relaxing.","Ah, I'm a native so whenever you need someone to practise, just tell me!"
24779,"I am learning german, pretty exciting.

No school. No worries. Just relaxing.","Ah, I'm a native so whenever you need someone to practise, just tell me!","Oh, that's pretty awesome. 

Where do you live, if you don't mind telling?"
24780,My country is finally free and I’m ecstatic!,I'm just happy to finally find another Zimbabwean on here ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ,Ndeipi fellow Zimbo! 
24781,I'm just happy to finally find another Zimbabwean on here ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ,Ndeipi fellow Zimbo! ,I'm not in Zim right now so can't join the celebrations. kuri sei that side?
24782,Do you ever feel bad about your body but are too lazy to do anything about it?,Yeah I was like that for years and then I just got fed up with it. Turned everything around. ,That's so great! What made you take the leap?
24783,Yeah I was like that for years and then I just got fed up with it. Turned everything around. ,That's so great! What made you take the leap?,"You just gotta do it, and keep doing it. Motivation doesn't last forever, but discipline can."
24784,That's so great! What made you take the leap?,"You just gotta do it, and keep doing it. Motivation doesn't last forever, but discipline can.","Damn true, I'll remember that the next time I feel too fucking lazy to get my shit done, thanks!"
24785,"You just gotta do it, and keep doing it. Motivation doesn't last forever, but discipline can.","Damn true, I'll remember that the next time I feel too fucking lazy to get my shit done, thanks!",Injecting caffeine straight into my veins helps.
24786,Do you ever feel bad about your body but are too lazy to do anything about it?,Mostly in the flexibility point. I'm fine with my body shape.,"Do you plan on doing anything about it, like yoga or something?"
24787,Mostly in the flexibility point. I'm fine with my body shape.,"Do you plan on doing anything about it, like yoga or something?",I'm going to have to. Hopefully it'll help me get more flexibility.
24788,Truth or dare again. (Possibly NSFW),"Here goes... truth or dare, OP?",Truth. 
24789,"Here goes... truth or dare, OP?",Truth. ,What was your most wholesome experience on Reddit
24790,"Here goes... truth or dare, OP?",Truth. ,What is the worst/biggest lie you've ever told someone?
24791,Truth or dare again. (Possibly NSFW),Truth or dare OP?,Dare. 
24792,Truth or dare OP?,Dare. ,"Call your grandparents and see how they're doing, im sure they've been thinking of you "
24793,Dare. ,"Call your grandparents and see how they're doing, im sure they've been thinking of you ",There's no phones where they are. 
24794,Truth or dare again. (Possibly NSFW),Truth,Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
24795,Truth,Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?,No. 
24796,Truth or dare again. (Possibly NSFW),"Hmm...I'll bite.

Truth. Make it NSFW.",What is something you tried in bed and ended up not caring for?
24797,"Hmm...I'll bite.

Truth. Make it NSFW.",What is something you tried in bed and ended up not caring for?,"Hmm, I can't really say much here. Haven't done a lot in bed with another guy."
24798,What is something you tried in bed and ended up not caring for?,"Hmm, I can't really say much here. Haven't done a lot in bed with another guy.",I feel you. As long as you're having a good time
24799,"Hmm, I can't really say much here. Haven't done a lot in bed with another guy.",I feel you. As long as you're having a good time,"We do have a good time. Sex then cuddling is the best.

So now I ask you. Truth or dare?"
24800,I feel you. As long as you're having a good time,"We do have a good time. Sex then cuddling is the best.

So now I ask you. Truth or dare?",Can I get both
24801,Truth or dare again. (Possibly NSFW),Truth ,What is your fondest memory 
24802,Truth ,What is your fondest memory ,kissing my girlfriend behind the school
24803,What is your fondest memory ,kissing my girlfriend behind the school,Sounds like a good time
24804,kissing my girlfriend behind the school,Sounds like a good time,Happiest part of the school year (so far)
24805,Truth or dare again. (Possibly NSFW),Truth,Where is YOUR happiest place on earth?
24806,Truth,Where is YOUR happiest place on earth?,depths of my comforter/blanket on a rainy day- that or a nice beach +blue waters
24807,Truth or dare again. (Possibly NSFW),Truth,What would be your last meal? 
24808,Truth,What would be your last meal? ,A fat greasy Burger and fries.
24809,What would be your last meal? ,A fat greasy Burger and fries.,You're a true American. God Bless. 
24810,A fat greasy Burger and fries.,You're a true American. God Bless. ,I'm actually British :)
24811,What are your favorite musical artists?,"Dream Theater, Porcupine Tree, King's X, Big Wreck, Opeth .. Music is my religion :)","Porcupine Tree &lt;3

I just saw King Crimson last month, seeing Gavin was a dream come true"
24812,"Dream Theater, Porcupine Tree, King's X, Big Wreck, Opeth .. Music is my religion :)","Porcupine Tree &lt;3

I just saw King Crimson last month, seeing Gavin was a dream come true",I bet that was!
24813,What are your opinion on guys wearing makeup?,"its 2017. if you wanna do a thing, do the thing. fuck the haters. ","Nah, nah... You dab on them haters.☕"
24814,"its 2017. if you wanna do a thing, do the thing. fuck the haters. ","Nah, nah... You dab on them haters.☕",that too
24815,"its 2017. if you wanna do a thing, do the thing. fuck the haters. ","Nah, nah... You dab on them haters.☕",But what if the haters dab back? 👀
24816,"Nah, nah... You dab on them haters.☕",But what if the haters dab back? 👀,Then you've entered a dab-off.
24817,"I wish gay characters were written with more personality than just ""I'm the gay character""","Dude.

Korra.",I hated Korra so much
24818,"Dude.

Korra.",I hated Korra so much,"Why, it wasnt all that bad really"
24819,"Dude.

Korra.",I hated Korra so much,°^°
24820,"I wish gay characters were written with more personality than just ""I'm the gay character""","Watch The Wire. Also, The Babadook.","&gt; The Wire

*Indeed.*"
24821,"Watch The Wire. Also, The Babadook.","&gt; The Wire

*Indeed.*",Plus Major Rawles. How is that not a win? /s
24822,"I wish gay characters were written with more personality than just ""I'm the gay character""","Watch The Wire. Also, The Babadook.","&gt; Also, The Babadook.

This meme was so confusing to me for the longest time."
24823,"Watch The Wire. Also, The Babadook.","&gt; Also, The Babadook.

This meme was so confusing to me for the longest time.","I’m still confused, could you explain it?"
24824,"&gt; Also, The Babadook.

This meme was so confusing to me for the longest time.","I’m still confused, could you explain it?","For a little while, Netflix accidentally categorised The Babadook as an LGBT movie."
24825,"I’m still confused, could you explain it?","For a little while, Netflix accidentally categorised The Babadook as an LGBT movie.",The twist where the Babadook turns out to be gay really explains the whole story.
24826,"I wish gay characters were written with more personality than just ""I'm the gay character""","Watch The Wire. Also, The Babadook.",Omar (the wire) is such a fantastic character! So well layered
24827,"Watch The Wire. Also, The Babadook.",Omar (the wire) is such a fantastic character! So well layered,I cleaely dont remember the wire well omar is gay?
24828,Omar (the wire) is such a fantastic character! So well layered,I cleaely dont remember the wire well omar is gay?,There are a ton of scenes of him naked with men
24829,Omar (the wire) is such a fantastic character! So well layered,I cleaely dont remember the wire well omar is gay?,Yeah. Usually his partner is also his partner ;)
24830,"Watch The Wire. Also, The Babadook.",Omar (the wire) is such a fantastic character! So well layered,Rawls too.
24831,"I wish gay characters were written with more personality than just ""I'm the gay character""",Who's gay in Riverdale? Been a while since i watched it and i can't recall anyone...,Kevin. I don’t believe they play it up really.
24832,Who's gay in Riverdale? Been a while since i watched it and i can't recall anyone...,Kevin. I don’t believe they play it up really.,"I mean in season 2 there's a plot point about him going ""cruising in the woods"""
24833,Kevin. I don’t believe they play it up really.,"I mean in season 2 there's a plot point about him going ""cruising in the woods""","Ok. He’s a gay guy in a small town, it may be how it is. People get bugged about everything. "
24834,What’s the one cool fact about yourself you always answer with?,I'm 13.8 billion years old.,"Hi universe, I am dad!"
24835,I'm 13.8 billion years old.,"Hi universe, I am dad!",O_O
24836,Let's talk about music what are you listening to right now?,"What They Do - The Roots. Chill vibes, great verses, fantastic song.",Certainly a very relaxing song! 
24837,"What They Do - The Roots. Chill vibes, great verses, fantastic song.",Certainly a very relaxing song! ,The Roots are such a tight band. And the drummer Questlove is masterful.
24838,Let's talk about music what are you listening to right now?,I’m a little late but I’d say “Love On Your Side” by Thompson Twins,But why do you like the song?
24839,I’m a little late but I’d say “Love On Your Side” by Thompson Twins,But why do you like the song?,‘Twas a glorious haircut for that time period
24840,"A little girl called me ""Mr.""","I feel weird when I'm called sir.
",I feel great ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
24841,"I feel weird when I'm called sir.
",I feel great ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ,"Glad to hear that, sir."
24842,"A little girl called me ""Mr.""","Better than being called ""ma'am"" by a police officer.

I was 15.

I am also a dude.","You sure he/she wasn't just joking around?
"
24843,"Better than being called ""ma'am"" by a police officer.

I was 15.

I am also a dude.","You sure he/she wasn't just joking around?
",Cops do that to young guys a lot cause they know it burns their biscuits.
24844,"A little girl called me ""Mr.""",Why does this make you feel bad? That's cute,"I don't like that children see me as a grown up, I'm a kid too"
24845,Why does this make you feel bad? That's cute,"I don't like that children see me as a grown up, I'm a kid too",it's all relative folks
24846,"A little girl called me ""Mr.""","I'm 43 and still feel weird when someone calls me ""sir"".",Hello sir 
24847,"I'm 43 and still feel weird when someone calls me ""sir"".",Hello sir ,You monster.
24848,Who's your celebrity crush?,Kali Uchis,I had never heard of her so I googled- she is so pretty!
24849,Kali Uchis,I had never heard of her so I googled- she is so pretty!,Her voice will make you melt
24850,I had never heard of her so I googled- she is so pretty!,Her voice will make you melt,She's on the queue to listen
24851,Who's your celebrity crush?,Hayley Williams! Her bangs are what I live for.,I dig her voice!
24852,Hayley Williams! Her bangs are what I live for.,I dig her voice!,And her colourful hair :-D
24853,Who's your celebrity crush?,"H. Jon Benjamin.  

But only with the lights out.  And he has to talk the entire time. ","This comment. 
XD"
24854,"H. Jon Benjamin.  

But only with the lights out.  And he has to talk the entire time. ","This comment. 
XD",That voice!
24855,Who's your celebrity crush?,Supergirl :),Gal gadot?
24856,Supergirl :),Gal gadot?,"Melissa Benoist, i think. :)"
24857,Supergirl :),Gal gadot?,"Melissa Benoist 
so soo beautiful. maybe someday i can meet my supergirl:) 
"
24858,what’s your go-to tearjerker movie to watch??,"Requiem for a Dream, and Sunshine are the two movies that make me squall like a spanked baby. ",thank you! i haven’t seen requiem in a cool minute ! 
24859,"Requiem for a Dream, and Sunshine are the two movies that make me squall like a spanked baby. ",thank you! i haven’t seen requiem in a cool minute ! ,Keep the Kleenex tissues near by when you rewatch it!
24860,"Went to take a leak around lunch time, unzipped, a scorpion came crawling out my zipper.",NOPE!^NOPE!^NOPE!^NOPE!,snip snap doggo
24861,NOPE!^NOPE!^NOPE!^NOPE!,snip snap doggo,this though... take my up vote... this is the content i came for
24862,"Went to take a leak around lunch time, unzipped, a scorpion came crawling out my zipper.",NOPE!^NOPE!^NOPE!^NOPE!,"Who would win?

- One full-grown human

- One snippy boi"
24863,NOPE!^NOPE!^NOPE!^NOPE!,"Who would win?

- One full-grown human

- One snippy boi","he snip there, he snip about, but he snips for victory when he snips where it counts"
24864,"Went to take a leak around lunch time, unzipped, a scorpion came crawling out my zipper.",Where do you live? Hell?,Texas hill country
24865,Where do you live? Hell?,Texas hill country,"My sister just moved back from Texas, I can confirm, humans are not the top of the food chain. "
24866,"Went to take a leak around lunch time, unzipped, a scorpion came crawling out my zipper.",What did you do?,Knocked it to the ground and stomped the on it.
24867,What did you do?,Knocked it to the ground and stomped the on it.,"Aw, poor little feller. ☹️"
24868,Knocked it to the ground and stomped the on it.,"Aw, poor little feller. ☹️",Are we still talking about the scorpion? 🤣
24869,"Went to take a leak around lunch time, unzipped, a scorpion came crawling out my zipper.",You just wrote the beginning of my next nightmare. Glad you didn’t get stung!!,"So, I inadvertently posted r/writingprompts?"
24870,You just wrote the beginning of my next nightmare. Glad you didn’t get stung!!,"So, I inadvertently posted r/writingprompts?",Psssh.  You *lived* it good sir! 
24871,Told my GF I loved her for the first time. Never been happier in my life,Awe that’s so adorable! ,So true. Cherish that. 
24872,Awe that’s so adorable! ,So true. Cherish that. ,Will do! Honestly wouldn't be able to stop thinking about it if I tried
24873,Told my GF I loved her for the first time. Never been happier in my life,I kissed my gf last night fort e first time. It was also my first kiss and i feel the same way,"Ahh yes that's amazing. It stays with for a few days eh? Anyways, happy for you!"
24874,I kissed my gf last night fort e first time. It was also my first kiss and i feel the same way,"Ahh yes that's amazing. It stays with for a few days eh? Anyways, happy for you!",thx man
24875,What're ya'll addicted to right now?,"Melancholy. 

Also a stupid mobile game called merge farm. ",Is it like Farmville or somthing? 
24876,"Melancholy. 

Also a stupid mobile game called merge farm. ",Is it like Farmville or somthing? ,Nah it's an idle game of sorts. 
24877,I like bread,Favorite kind of bread? ,whole wheat does it for me :) yourself?
24878,Favorite kind of bread? ,whole wheat does it for me :) yourself?,Does brioche count?
24879,whole wheat does it for me :) yourself?,Does brioche count?,yes!! delicious
24880,I like bread,You’d get fat,I hope so; I'm thin and I've been wanting to put on some weight
24881,You’d get fat,I hope so; I'm thin and I've been wanting to put on some weight,"That’s why you lift, not get diabeetus."
24882,I like bread,Is bread hard to bake? I am thinking fresh bread out of the oven today would be amazing. ,Do you have a crock pot with a removable crock??
24883,Is bread hard to bake? I am thinking fresh bread out of the oven today would be amazing. ,Do you have a crock pot with a removable crock??,I do
24884,Do you have a crock pot with a removable crock??,I do,"I can give you a super simple recipe for something called boule bread, if you’d like!!"
24885,I do,"I can give you a super simple recipe for something called boule bread, if you’d like!!","I would love to try it, thank you! "
24886,I like bread,"What would you do if you'd be diagnosed with wheat intolerance in x years?
",Is that actually a thing? That would be tragic
24887,"What would you do if you'd be diagnosed with wheat intolerance in x years?
",Is that actually a thing? That would be tragic,"Ofcourse thats a thing :/. I know 2 people with it, one of my cats as well"
24888,I like bread,No additional flavoring????,Sure but that's just bonus points
24889,No additional flavoring????,Sure but that's just bonus points,Man. I get so sick of a single flavor after a few bites. How do you do it?
24890,Sure but that's just bonus points,Man. I get so sick of a single flavor after a few bites. How do you do it?,I'm boring
24891,Man. I get so sick of a single flavor after a few bites. How do you do it?,I'm boring,Would that be considered boring? Everyone has their own preferences.
24892,I'm boring,Would that be considered boring? Everyone has their own preferences.,"Well, maybe not boring, but definitely plain"
24893,Spider got away and is now somewhere under my bed.,"Farewell, our beloved Stop Sign.","I’ll miss you most, Juice."
24894,"Farewell, our beloved Stop Sign.","I’ll miss you most, Juice.",i still got faith in you just be vigilant
24895,"I’ll miss you most, Juice.",i still got faith in you just be vigilant,CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!
24896,"Farewell, our beloved Stop Sign.","I’ll miss you most, Juice.","Not exactly juice, but an enclosure lacking of juice."
24897,"I’ll miss you most, Juice.","Not exactly juice, but an enclosure lacking of juice.",Juice for short
24898,"Not exactly juice, but an enclosure lacking of juice.",Juice for short,I love how wholesome this is lmao 
24899,"I’ll miss you most, Juice.","Not exactly juice, but an enclosure lacking of juice.",[removed]
24900,Spider got away and is now somewhere under my bed.,You should not accept this! Fight back! You can do it! ,"Don't fight back, accept your fate and become the next Spiderman"
24901,You should not accept this! Fight back! You can do it! ,"Don't fight back, accept your fate and become the next Spiderman",Do we know it's radioactive though? 
24902,Spider got away and is now somewhere under my bed.,"Don't kill it! He's eating the roaches, fleas, and bedbugs...","...dogs, cats, humans..."
24903,"Don't kill it! He's eating the roaches, fleas, and bedbugs...","...dogs, cats, humans...","Well if they're a pest, they need to go..."
24904,Spider got away and is now somewhere under my bed.,Where will you live now?,Guadalajara.
24905,Where will you live now?,Guadalajara.,"I hope you can get there without your car.

Your keys are on the other side of the bed."
24906,Spider got away and is now somewhere under my bed.,"That sucks. 

If it's any consolation I just killed a HUGE spider a night or two ago.",HOW DOES THAT HELP ME!?
24907,"That sucks. 

If it's any consolation I just killed a HUGE spider a night or two ago.",HOW DOES THAT HELP ME!?,There's one less yuuuge spider that could go under someone's bed :)))
24908,Spider got away and is now somewhere under my bed.,KILL IT ,If I could find it.
24909,KILL IT ,If I could find it.,Molotov the house.
24910,Spider got away and is now somewhere under my bed.,How big?,Small but noticeable.
24911,How big?,Small but noticeable.,Why are you so worried about it then?
24912,Small but noticeable.,Why are you so worried about it then?,Hmmm. I too never heard of one of the biggest phobias.
24913,Why are you so worried about it then?,Hmmm. I too never heard of one of the biggest phobias.,"One of the biggest phobias, but not over a little ass spider. People need to grow up."
24914,Hmmm. I too never heard of one of the biggest phobias.,"One of the biggest phobias, but not over a little ass spider. People need to grow up.",Yeah we’ll get on that.
24915,"One of the biggest phobias, but not over a little ass spider. People need to grow up.",Yeah we’ll get on that.,As you should.
24916,Spider got away and is now somewhere under my bed.,...You just had to ruin my night! Haha,Spider ruined my day. Had to stay in my room to watch out for it.
24917,...You just had to ruin my night! Haha,Spider ruined my day. Had to stay in my room to watch out for it.,Then what happened? Have you left your room yet?
24918,Spider ruined my day. Had to stay in my room to watch out for it.,Then what happened? Have you left your room yet?,Yeah. Did dishes and went thrift shopping with my mom.
24919,Then what happened? Have you left your room yet?,Yeah. Did dishes and went thrift shopping with my mom.,I love thrifting! Sadly though me and my mother have major differences in where we like to shop.
24920,Yeah. Did dishes and went thrift shopping with my mom.,I love thrifting! Sadly though me and my mother have major differences in where we like to shop.,Meaning she’s against it and only goes to high end places?
24921,Spider got away and is now somewhere under my bed.,your less than a year away from 25,and then one year after that 26
24922,your less than a year away from 25,and then one year after that 26,than 27
24923,and then one year after that 26,than 27,than 28
24924,than 27,than 28,at 29 your basically 30
24925,than 28,at 29 your basically 30,at 30 your basically 90
24926,at 29 your basically 30,at 30 your basically 90,at 90 your dead
24927,Spider got away and is now somewhere under my bed.,"Are you still alive, @imjustastopsign?",Of course.
24928,"Are you still alive, @imjustastopsign?",Of course.,Do you possess arachnid superpowers now?
24929,Of course.,Do you possess arachnid superpowers now?, No. Just grew more limbs.
24930,At what point do you accept loneliness as an inescapable aspect of your life?,ur gnna get loads of dms from lonely guys prolly,hasn't happened yet but jokes on them i'm gay as shiiiieeet
24931,ur gnna get loads of dms from lonely guys prolly,hasn't happened yet but jokes on them i'm gay as shiiiieeet,"slaaaaay, queen ;P !"
24932,Tell me a random fact about yourself and I’ll respond with a random fact about myself,I have a stony/cold demeanour. ,I️ have a freckle on my left middle finger.
24933,I have a stony/cold demeanour. ,I️ have a freckle on my left middle finger.,I have one on my right ring finger
24934,I️ have a freckle on my left middle finger.,I have one on my right ring finger,Did it help you learn left from right growing up? Because mine helped me do that.
24935,I have one on my right ring finger,Did it help you learn left from right growing up? Because mine helped me do that.,"I don’t think so, in fact I may have only just noticed it."
24936,Did it help you learn left from right growing up? Because mine helped me do that.,"I don’t think so, in fact I may have only just noticed it.",I’m glad I️ helped you learn something about yourself.
24937,"I don’t think so, in fact I may have only just noticed it.",I’m glad I️ helped you learn something about yourself.,It’s kinda hairy there so it’s no wonder I missed it.
24938,Tell me a random fact about yourself and I’ll respond with a random fact about myself,I went to a boarding school in the summer. ,"Was it fun or awful?

I grew up in Michigan."
24939,I went to a boarding school in the summer. ,"Was it fun or awful?

I grew up in Michigan.",It was fun. The people were wired though. 
24940,I went to a boarding school in the summer. ,"Was it fun or awful?

I grew up in Michigan.",My grandparents lived there. 
24941,Tell me a random fact about yourself and I’ll respond with a random fact about myself,I can tell who is around me by the way they walk. ,I have gone fishing several times but never caught a fish.
24942,I can tell who is around me by the way they walk. ,I have gone fishing several times but never caught a fish.,Neither have I. No shame. 
24943,Tell me a random fact about yourself and I’ll respond with a random fact about myself,I know how to classify clouds.,My favorite word in Spanish is trabajaba.
24944,I know how to classify clouds.,My favorite word in Spanish is trabajaba.,I LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK!
24945,"I noticed the guy next to me on the plane watching my movie, so I turned on the subtitles","Heyy.. that was very considerate of you. You're a wonderful person, you know?","I don't know about that, haha. :)"
24946,"Heyy.. that was very considerate of you. You're a wonderful person, you know?","I don't know about that, haha. :)",Yes you do. Why do you question your awesomeness?
24947,"I don't know about that, haha. :)",Yes you do. Why do you question your awesomeness?,"I dunno, I don't think I'm very awesome."
24948,"I don't know about that, haha. :)",Yes you do. Why do you question your awesomeness?,Cringe
24949,"I noticed the guy next to me on the plane watching my movie, so I turned on the subtitles",You're the real MVP,Was just about to comment this 
24950,You're the real MVP,Was just about to comment this ,If only we could comment with memes
24951,"I noticed the guy next to me on the plane watching my movie, so I turned on the subtitles","That was a simple move, but so lovely. Wow!",Thanks! I'd like to think it made the flight a bit better for both of us.
24952,"That was a simple move, but so lovely. Wow!",Thanks! I'd like to think it made the flight a bit better for both of us.,It certainly did. He should've been greatful for what you did.
24953,Thanks! I'd like to think it made the flight a bit better for both of us.,It certainly did. He should've been greatful for what you did.,I think he was. :)
24954,"I noticed the guy next to me on the plane watching my movie, so I turned on the subtitles",Haha that's so sweet! ;),Thanks!
24955,Haha that's so sweet! ;),Thanks!,You're a great person! I hope you're married or else I'm gonna ask you out!
24956,Thanks!,You're a great person! I hope you're married or else I'm gonna ask you out!,"Aha, not married, but very much in love with my SO. :)"
24957,You're a great person! I hope you're married or else I'm gonna ask you out!,"Aha, not married, but very much in love with my SO. :)","Well, I'm happy for you. My lovelife is a sad existence but at least you are happy."
24958,"Aha, not married, but very much in love with my SO. :)","Well, I'm happy for you. My lovelife is a sad existence but at least you are happy.","It's because you send women abuse online and call them a slut/whore/fat/ugly etc, mate. "
24959,"I Whistle-blew on my manager, who then proceeded to e-term me. Millions of mismanaged funds will finally be going back to the hospital patients",That sounds really sketchy.,Yeah someone should get to collecting evidence or something haha.
24960,That sounds really sketchy.,Yeah someone should get to collecting evidence or something haha.,It would be probably best!
24961,"I Whistle-blew on my manager, who then proceeded to e-term me. Millions of mismanaged funds will finally be going back to the hospital patients",What does E-term mean? ,Emergency Termination.
24962,What does E-term mean? ,Emergency Termination.,What does 'Emergency Termination' mean?
24963,What does E-term mean? ,Emergency Termination.,"You really have no interest in being clear, do you?"
24964,I Miss Barack Obama.,obama should make a comeback by being the coolest and the most clever comedian ever.,Is it possible to properly deliver jokes off of a teleprompter?
24965,obama should make a comeback by being the coolest and the most clever comedian ever.,Is it possible to properly deliver jokes off of a teleprompter?,Works for Amy Schumer.
24966,I Miss Barack Obama.,I miss having an adult in the white house too,"There are adults there, but none of them were elected."
24967,I miss having an adult in the white house too,"There are adults there, but none of them were elected.","Adults in the eyes of the law anyway but also yes, not elected "
24968,I Miss Barack Obama.,Is there a reason that we're bringing politics into casual conversation?,This isn't about politics. It's about feelings - missing a person and an age. 
24969,Is there a reason that we're bringing politics into casual conversation?,This isn't about politics. It's about feelings - missing a person and an age. ,[removed]
24970,Is there a reason that we're bringing politics into casual conversation?,This isn't about politics. It's about feelings - missing a person and an age. ,He's not dead. Your ability to access Obama is about the same now as when he was president. 
24971,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.","I'm crushing on someone, but I doubt I have a chance. We've never talked, so it would be weird.","What would be weird ? There's a reason ""sliding in the DM"" is such a meme, it works sometimes !"
24972,"I'm crushing on someone, but I doubt I have a chance. We've never talked, so it would be weird.","What would be weird ? There's a reason ""sliding in the DM"" is such a meme, it works sometimes !",What does sliding in DM mean? I need to catch up with current lingo
24973,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",Anyone wanna chat on Reddit Chat?,Theres a reddit chat now? How do you do that?
24974,Anyone wanna chat on Reddit Chat?,Theres a reddit chat now? How do you do that?,Pls deliver
24975,What's the last movie ya'll watched?,The Babysitter. It was a fun violent movie. Also the blind chick was supppopper hot. ,I've been meaning to watch that! Did you like it?
24976,The Babysitter. It was a fun violent movie. Also the blind chick was supppopper hot. ,I've been meaning to watch that! Did you like it?,Yeah. It was just a fun movie. 
24977,I've been meaning to watch that! Did you like it?,Yeah. It was just a fun movie. ,yay! That's next then!
24978,What's the last movie ya'll watched?,"Juno, the most indie movie in the world",I love that movie! Did you like it?
24979,"Juno, the most indie movie in the world",I love that movie! Did you like it?,Yup!
24980,What's the last movie ya'll watched?,The newest Thor movie. Its in the top 3 marvel movies for me.,Is that the ragnarok one everyone is talking about?
24981,The newest Thor movie. Its in the top 3 marvel movies for me.,Is that the ragnarok one everyone is talking about?,Yes. Its really good.
24982,This guy totally made my day,Man that's really sweet! Random acts of kindness are some of the nicest things!,"I wanna be that guy,but i'm too shy to do it"
24983,Man that's really sweet! Random acts of kindness are some of the nicest things!,"I wanna be that guy,but i'm too shy to do it",Just try it once
24984,This guy totally made my day,Even small gestures of kindness can really brighten your day. Good luck with your week! ,"Thank you, I made it!

Have an awesome weekend"
24985,Even small gestures of kindness can really brighten your day. Good luck with your week! ,"Thank you, I made it!

Have an awesome weekend",Good to hear! You too!
24986,This guy totally made my day,Does he looked like Morgan Freeman?,We only care if he sounded like Morgan Freeman.
24987,Does he looked like Morgan Freeman?,We only care if he sounded like Morgan Freeman.,Did he say you were the most important super person ever ***THE SPECIAL***
24988,This guy totally made my day,That's because you actually can do it!,and I did do it! I made it!
24989,That's because you actually can do it!,and I did do it! I made it!,"You are good, great, and on your way. 

A stranger, me, is proud of you :)"
24990,What countries have you traveled to?,"Cayman Islands (x3)

France (x2)

Bahamas

England

Spain

Ireland",France is on my list!
24991,"Cayman Islands (x3)

France (x2)

Bahamas

England

Spain

Ireland",France is on my list!,I really enjoyed it.  
24992,What countries have you traveled to?,"USA
USA
USA
AND ALSO USA

(I really need to travel, I've never been out of the Northeast area)",I also had never been outside the East Coast before hitting Japan
24993,"USA
USA
USA
AND ALSO USA

(I really need to travel, I've never been out of the Northeast area)",I also had never been outside the East Coast before hitting Japan,"Japan is on my list of travel

But #1 is Disneyworld"
24994,What countries have you traveled to?,"England, Philippines, and Canada.  

I really need to get out more...",Philippines is on my list
24995,"England, Philippines, and Canada.  

I really need to get out more...",Philippines is on my list,Oh really? Why?
24996,"Didn't have a fun day today, let's change that.",What's your favorite animal? ,I like meerkats however pandas take the win. How about you?
24997,What's your favorite animal? ,I like meerkats however pandas take the win. How about you?,Frogs! I have a pet frog and I could list off some cool frog facts from memory.
24998,I like meerkats however pandas take the win. How about you?,Frogs! I have a pet frog and I could list off some cool frog facts from memory.,Hit me with some frog facts that will blow my mind!
24999,"Didn't have a fun day today, let's change that.",Do you have a favourite beverage?,"I LOVE coffee. Always drinking it! Following on, whats your favourite food/meal? "
25000,Do you have a favourite beverage?,"I LOVE coffee. Always drinking it! Following on, whats your favourite food/meal? ","Favourite food: The humble sandwich, filling: either cheese+onion or chicken+bacon+stuffing"
25001,"I LOVE coffee. Always drinking it! Following on, whats your favourite food/meal? ","Favourite food: The humble sandwich, filling: either cheese+onion or chicken+bacon+stuffing",Simple and effective. I like it :) 
25002,"Favourite food: The humble sandwich, filling: either cheese+onion or chicken+bacon+stuffing",Simple and effective. I like it :) ,"I value compactness and efficiency in food, and in most other things."
25003,Simple and effective. I like it :) ,"I value compactness and efficiency in food, and in most other things.","I'm going to guess you're a man, or woman, always on the move? 
edit: presumed gender! "
25004,"Didn't have a fun day today, let's change that.","On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favourite colour of the alphabet?","Obviously fridge, its the only correct answer. "
25005,"On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favourite colour of the alphabet?","Obviously fridge, its the only correct answer. ","Nice answer, personally I prefer Pluto. I think it really brightens peoples day."
25006,"Obviously fridge, its the only correct answer. ","Nice answer, personally I prefer Pluto. I think it really brightens peoples day.","Hmmm, understandable. 
I forgot the question so i must ask, why would he do that? "
25007,"Nice answer, personally I prefer Pluto. I think it really brightens peoples day.","Hmmm, understandable. 
I forgot the question so i must ask, why would he do that? ","Well Pluto always gives us some debate, is it a planet? Is it not? Let the argument begin!"
25008,"Hmmm, understandable. 
I forgot the question so i must ask, why would he do that? ","Well Pluto always gives us some debate, is it a planet? Is it not? Let the argument begin!",Even if its a dwarf planet its still a planet! We dont say that dwarf people arent people! 
25009,What do you feel like eating now?,Donuts,Everyone seems to be all about donuts but for me they are just whatever 
25010,Donuts,Everyone seems to be all about donuts but for me they are just whatever ,I have a craving for them right now for some reason.
25011,What do you feel like eating now?,"A nice, high quality, freshly baked muffin.",Any particular flavor you like? 
25012,"A nice, high quality, freshly baked muffin.",Any particular flavor you like? ,The ones with chocolate chips.
25013,What do you feel like eating now?,Chicken fingers with Mac and cheese. Please deliver OP.,Coming right up!! But I think I have devoured all the mac and cheese so idk....
25014,Chicken fingers with Mac and cheese. Please deliver OP.,Coming right up!! But I think I have devoured all the mac and cheese so idk....,You’re breaking my heart OP. :(
25015,What do you feel like eating now?,Ever have a cinnamon and raisin bagel?,Yes I have had..I like them..my favorite though is an everything bagel
25016,Ever have a cinnamon and raisin bagel?,Yes I have had..I like them..my favorite though is an everything bagel,I'm craving a bagel right now.
25017,What do you feel like eating now?,Sushi,"That reminds me I haven't had
Sushi in awhile"
25018,Sushi,"That reminds me I haven't had
Sushi in awhile",I probably eat it too often to properly enjoy it
25019,"I think people would be happier if they realized how fascinating every aspect of our lives is. We can think, smell our food and caress our loved ones. Isn't THAT fascinating?",We can caress our food as well. ,And smell our loved ones
25020,We can caress our food as well. ,And smell our loved ones,Certainly ;)
25021,We can caress our food as well. ,And smell our loved ones,"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"
25022,"I think people would be happier if they realized how fascinating every aspect of our lives is. We can think, smell our food and caress our loved ones. Isn't THAT fascinating?","&gt;loved ones

What's that?",Yeah seriously what is that? Is that a cake or something?
25023,"&gt;loved ones

What's that?",Yeah seriously what is that? Is that a cake or something?,"Nah, you can't caress cakes. They're sticky. 

It must be something else..."
25024,Yeah seriously what is that? Is that a cake or something?,"Nah, you can't caress cakes. They're sticky. 

It must be something else...","Yeah, I mean I hear that cake is a lie so... maybe love is a lie? :|"
25025,"&gt;loved ones

What's that?",Yeah seriously what is that? Is that a cake or something?,"&gt; Is that a cake or something?

Well, I certainly would say I love chocolate cake ;)"
25026,"&gt;loved ones

What's that?",Yeah seriously what is that? Is that a cake or something?,I was gonna guess a weed brownie
25027,"I think people would be happier if they realized how fascinating every aspect of our lives is. We can think, smell our food and caress our loved ones. Isn't THAT fascinating?","&gt;loved ones

What's that?","One can certainly start with loving oneself, no?"
25028,"&gt;loved ones

What's that?","One can certainly start with loving oneself, no?","Well, I *do* caress myself from time to time..."
25029,"One can certainly start with loving oneself, no?","Well, I *do* caress myself from time to time...","Hahahaha, redditors ... :)


Of course, how did I forget that."
25030,"I think people would be happier if they realized how fascinating every aspect of our lives is. We can think, smell our food and caress our loved ones. Isn't THAT fascinating?",What books was it if you don't mind my asking? ,"Sure, I don't mind. It's Instant Zen, by Thomas Cleary"
25031,What books was it if you don't mind my asking? ,"Sure, I don't mind. It's Instant Zen, by Thomas Cleary",Is it any good?
25032,"Sure, I don't mind. It's Instant Zen, by Thomas Cleary",Is it any good?,"I'm liking it, so far."
25033,"I think people would be happier if they realized how fascinating every aspect of our lives is. We can think, smell our food and caress our loved ones. Isn't THAT fascinating?","a pleasure to make your acquaintance, my fellow optimist &lt;3
",Have a nice day ;)
25034,"a pleasure to make your acquaintance, my fellow optimist &lt;3
",Have a nice day ;),"you too fren :DD
"
25035,"I think people would be happier if they realized how fascinating every aspect of our lives is. We can think, smell our food and caress our loved ones. Isn't THAT fascinating?",this is a nice post,and yours a nice comment.
25036,this is a nice post,and yours a nice comment.,&lt;3
25037,"I think people would be happier if they realized how fascinating every aspect of our lives is. We can think, smell our food and caress our loved ones. Isn't THAT fascinating?","&gt;caress our loved ones

Speak for yourself","&gt; Speak for yourself

You still have yourself, no?"
25038,"&gt;caress our loved ones

Speak for yourself","&gt; Speak for yourself

You still have yourself, no?","Lmao. I do caress myself a lot, if you know what I mean. It doesnt help after a while lol"
25039,"I think people would be happier if they realized how fascinating every aspect of our lives is. We can think, smell our food and caress our loved ones. Isn't THAT fascinating?","I think our brains establish a baseline and reward us for doing new things, etc.",Are we really fully determined by our biology? what or where *is* what we call *I?*
25040,"I think our brains establish a baseline and reward us for doing new things, etc.",Are we really fully determined by our biology? what or where *is* what we call *I?*,Yes. Every impulse we have is controlled by neurochemistry. 
25041,"I think people would be happier if they realized how fascinating every aspect of our lives is. We can think, smell our food and caress our loved ones. Isn't THAT fascinating?",Mindfulness turns tedium into sublimity.,"&gt; sublimity

I like this word, sublimity. "
25042,Mindfulness turns tedium into sublimity.,"&gt; sublimity

I like this word, sublimity. ",I'm a writer (*begs* hire me!). 
25043,How's everyone doing today?,It's morning for me and I'm half dead atm.,:/ hot coffee and a chocolate chip cookie always gets me going on a slow groggy day. 
25044,It's morning for me and I'm half dead atm.,:/ hot coffee and a chocolate chip cookie always gets me going on a slow groggy day. ,Too late for that now I'm already at college :(
25045,How's everyone doing today?,terrible. lil peep died,It's a shame. 21 is so young too. 
25046,terrible. lil peep died,It's a shame. 21 is so young too. ,"ik. his bday was just a few days ago. He was young and had so much potentiol
"
25047,How's everyone doing today?,I want to die ,Why is that?
25048,I want to die ,Why is that?,Cause life is just one big shit show
25049,Why is that?,Cause life is just one big shit show,Care to talk about it?
25050,Cause life is just one big shit show,Care to talk about it?,Nah it's all good 
25051,First time posting! What are you passionate about?,"Music, I love learning new instruments.",What instruments have you learned?
25052,"Music, I love learning new instruments.",What instruments have you learned?,"I can play the saxophone and bass, and I can play a bit of the piano and ukelele"
25053,What instruments have you learned?,"I can play the saxophone and bass, and I can play a bit of the piano and ukelele",How long have you been playing?
25054,"I can play the saxophone and bass, and I can play a bit of the piano and ukelele",How long have you been playing?,3 years of saxophone and about 6 months of bass.
25055,How long have you been playing?,3 years of saxophone and about 6 months of bass.,I've always enjoyed listening to the saxophone. Who or what inspires you to play?
25056,Game of truth or dare again! (Possibly NSFW),Truth! ,how would you describe yourself in 3 words?
25057,Truth! ,how would you describe yourself in 3 words?,"Nice, sad, tired"
25058,how would you describe yourself in 3 words?,"Nice, sad, tired",Well hopefully a couple of those can be fixed
25059,Game of truth or dare again! (Possibly NSFW),Ask me a truth.,What was your first pet?
25060,Ask me a truth.,What was your first pet?,A Miniature Schnauzer that I named Lady Ferguson. We called her Fergie for short. 
25061,Game of truth or dare again! (Possibly NSFW),Truth please:),If you could only sleep with one person one time who would it be. 
25062,Truth please:),If you could only sleep with one person one time who would it be. ,"I wish it could be a continuous thing, but if I could at least do it once, I’d say Zach Braff"
25063,Game of truth or dare again! (Possibly NSFW),Let's continue the trend; truth.,Where would you live if you could live anywhere.
25064,Let's continue the trend; truth.,Where would you live if you could live anywhere.,"Real: The Humboldt coast in Northern California. 

Fictional: Avatar: TLA world. "
25065,Game of truth or dare again! (Possibly NSFW),Dare again!,I dare you to pm me something you never told or showed someone else. 
25066,Dare again!,I dare you to pm me something you never told or showed someone else. ,"Okay, sorry for the delay again lol."
25067,What’s copied to your clipboard? Paste it in a comment.,"Dr Ric Rossi
Biochemistry Department",Was researching people in my city who work with a condition I *may* have. 
25068,"Dr Ric Rossi
Biochemistry Department",Was researching people in my city who work with a condition I *may* have. ,I hope you find the help you’re looking for. Are you doing alright?
25069,What is your typical showering time? I'm genuinely curious about your real answer because,Around 10 minutes.,Quite efficient then I see 
25070,Around 10 minutes.,Quite efficient then I see ,"No need to stick around for longer than needed, get clean then get out."
25071,Quite efficient then I see ,"No need to stick around for longer than needed, get clean then get out.",Agreed. Unless it's been a stressful day or it's really cold out and I'm enjoying the warmth. 
25072,What is your typical showering time? I'm genuinely curious about your real answer because,May I ask something OP?,Sure! 
25073,May I ask something OP?,Sure! ,You...you...you a woman? I mean not assuming gender but
25074,Sure! ,You...you...you a woman? I mean not assuming gender but,Yes I am. 
25075,What video games have you been playing this week?,"Football Manager 17, Cook Serve Delicious, 
",Never got into the Football Manager games. I am not much of a sports game player.
25076,"Football Manager 17, Cook Serve Delicious, 
",Never got into the Football Manager games. I am not much of a sports game player.,Fair enough. Also been playing a bunch of Pokemon on the DS too.
25077,"Football Manager 17, Cook Serve Delicious, 
",Never got into the Football Manager games. I am not much of a sports game player.,FM appeals to the strategy gamer just as much as the sports one 
25078,What video games have you been playing this week?,Rainbow 6 and fortnite ,"Hows Fortnite, its like PUBG?"
25079,Rainbow 6 and fortnite ,"Hows Fortnite, its like PUBG?",Yeah basically PUBG for consoles 
25080,What video games have you been playing this week?,Divinity Original Sin 2,That is also a game that I need to get.
25081,Divinity Original Sin 2,That is also a game that I need to get.,It is my personal pick for GOTY.
25082,What video games have you been playing this week?,Lots of Oblivion and Don't Starve,I died in Don't Starve due to going insane.
25083,Lots of Oblivion and Don't Starve,I died in Don't Starve due to going insane.,Gotta collect those flowers man 
25084,I would like to meet somebody from a another country,"Brit here, what do you want to know?",Hey there! Is the weather really as bad as they say?
25085,"Brit here, what do you want to know?",Hey there! Is the weather really as bad as they say?,"Depends on what kinda weather you like, personally I like dull and rainy."
25086,I would like to meet somebody from a another country,Well greetings! I am another Brit. My fiance lives in Texas :D,"Fuck me, we Brits are all over this thread."
25087,Well greetings! I am another Brit. My fiance lives in Texas :D,"Fuck me, we Brits are all over this thread.",We just like talking I guess XD
25088,I would like to meet somebody from a another country,"Ireland here, what's the craic? ","My father in law is Irish, he’s such a funny positive guy! 🙂 what does “the craic” mean exactly?"
25089,"Ireland here, what's the craic? ","My father in law is Irish, he’s such a funny positive guy! 🙂 what does “the craic” mean exactly?","When you say ""Irish"" do you mean Irish or do you mean ""American who claims he's Irish""?"
25090,"My father in law is Irish, he’s such a funny positive guy! 🙂 what does “the craic” mean exactly?","When you say ""Irish"" do you mean Irish or do you mean ""American who claims he's Irish""?",I mean born and raised in Ireland 
25091,"When you say ""Irish"" do you mean Irish or do you mean ""American who claims he's Irish""?",I mean born and raised in Ireland ,Ah good! That means you get to experience the accent. Big fan of the Irish accent.
25092,"When you say ""Irish"" do you mean Irish or do you mean ""American who claims he's Irish""?",I mean born and raised in Ireland ,Yep born and raised.
25093,"My father in law is Irish, he’s such a funny positive guy! 🙂 what does “the craic” mean exactly?","When you say ""Irish"" do you mean Irish or do you mean ""American who claims he's Irish""?","Irish, I live in Limerick Ireland, a city in the south."
25094,I would like to meet somebody from a another country,Eyup  from the UK! I've always wanted to meet someone from Texas! Absolutley love the accent.,Howdy! What can I tell you about the lone star state?
25095,Eyup  from the UK! I've always wanted to meet someone from Texas! Absolutley love the accent.,Howdy! What can I tell you about the lone star state?,"Sorry for the late reply! Have been busy with little ones birthday and now xmas! 
How is Texas? "
25096,"I was just asked if I was over 12, I’m 23",I got carded for an R rated film when I was 26. ,I'm 28 and I still get carded sometimes. 
25097,I got carded for an R rated film when I was 26. ,I'm 28 and I still get carded sometimes. ,I just did again lol
25098,"I was just asked if I was over 12, I’m 23",27 years old. Still get carded to buy LIGHTERS!,American?
25099,27 years old. Still get carded to buy LIGHTERS!,American?,"Not a born-american, but yes."
25100,"I was just asked if I was over 12, I’m 23","Wait a second, we need to know if you are a man or a women",Look at the username. Don’t know many guys names Claire. 
25101,"Wait a second, we need to know if you are a man or a women",Look at the username. Don’t know many guys names Claire. ,That could be a guy's name
25102,Look at the username. Don’t know many guys names Claire. ,That could be a guy's name,"She could still be a guy, who knows?"
25103,"I was just asked if I was over 12, I’m 23",My own brother asked if I was in 2nd or 3rd grade when I was in middle school ,Am I right to assume ur not very close with ur brother?
25104,My own brother asked if I was in 2nd or 3rd grade when I was in middle school ,Am I right to assume ur not very close with ur brother?,Pretty right
25105,"I was just asked if I was over 12, I’m 23",You must be small!,Not at all. 
25106,You must be small!,Not at all. ,Do you have any idea why they might've thought u were that young?
25107,"I was just asked if I was over 12, I’m 23",I actually think looking that young is only an advantage of you're a guy. ,Took me a minute to get where u were coming from but I see. Must be nice. 
25108,I actually think looking that young is only an advantage of you're a guy. ,Took me a minute to get where u were coming from but I see. Must be nice. ,"It's more like, being older sucks if you're a guy but isn't so bad if you're a girl."
25109,Good hip-hop albums,Ill Communication ,Who is that by exactly?
25110,Ill Communication ,Who is that by exactly?,Beastie Boys
25111,Game of truth or dare. [Possibly NSFW],Truth! ,Who was your childhood role model?
25112,Truth! ,Who was your childhood role model?,"Hmm, I don’t recall actually having one. I think it might’ve been Dan Kuso from bakugan. "
25113,Game of truth or dare. [Possibly NSFW],"I'll take a truth, go mental, well within reason. ",What was the most sexual thing you've done in a public place?
25114,"I'll take a truth, go mental, well within reason. ",What was the most sexual thing you've done in a public place?,Haven't done anything sexual in a public place.
25115,What was the most sexual thing you've done in a public place?,Haven't done anything sexual in a public place.,Well you just have no life. 
25116,Haven't done anything sexual in a public place.,Well you just have no life. ,Thanks.
25117,Well you just have no life. ,Thanks.,Well actually I don't know you very well and am mostly going of your user name. 
25118,Thanks.,Well actually I don't know you very well and am mostly going of your user name. ,"Try another truth, I'm kinda bored."
25119,Well actually I don't know you very well and am mostly going of your user name. ,"Try another truth, I'm kinda bored.",Have you ever tried to run away as a child and if so how far did you get?
25120,"Try another truth, I'm kinda bored.",Have you ever tried to run away as a child and if so how far did you get?,"Nope, never tried that, said I would a few times, never got as far as going through with it."
25121,Have you ever tried to run away as a child and if so how far did you get?,"Nope, never tried that, said I would a few times, never got as far as going through with it.",What is your guilty pleasure?
25122,Game of truth or dare. [Possibly NSFW],Let’s do dare. Curious what you’ll come up with. ,I dare you to link the last website you were on other then reddit. 
25123,Let’s do dare. Curious what you’ll come up with. ,I dare you to link the last website you were on other then reddit. ,"elderscrolls.wikia.com, been playing Skyrim ;) 

Do you wanna take a truth or dare?"
25124,I dare you to link the last website you were on other then reddit. ,"elderscrolls.wikia.com, been playing Skyrim ;) 

Do you wanna take a truth or dare?",I'll take a dare and I love skyrim. 
25125,Game of truth or dare. [Possibly NSFW],Dare.,Dare you to pm me a big secret. 
25126,Dare.,Dare you to pm me a big secret. ,heh heh 
25127,Dare.,Dare you to pm me a big secret. ,dont tell nobody
25128,Dare you to pm me a big secret. ,dont tell nobody,Secrets safe with me. 
25129,dont tell nobody,Secrets safe with me. ,Okay. Better be..
25130,dont tell nobody,Secrets safe with me. ,your turn &gt;:)
25131,Secrets safe with me. ,your turn &gt;:),give me a good one. No holding back!
25132,your turn &gt;:),give me a good one. No holding back!,&gt;:) truth or dare
25133,give me a good one. No holding back!,&gt;:) truth or dare,hit me with both
25134,Game of truth or dare. [Possibly NSFW],"Ask me a truth (I don't have the balls to do a dare at the moment, plus I'm at school). ",What are you in school for if it's not high school. 
25135,"Ask me a truth (I don't have the balls to do a dare at the moment, plus I'm at school). ",What are you in school for if it's not high school. ,"Psychology and Neuroscience double major.

Another one!"
25136,What are you in school for if it's not high school. ,"Psychology and Neuroscience double major.

Another one!",Have you ever had a hot teacher. Tell us about them a bit of you did. 
25137,Does it blow anybody else's mind that Anne Frank and Martin Luther King Jr. were born about six months apart?,"The Aztec Empire, Roman Empire, and Ming Dynasty all existed at the same time. ","Wow, I always thought that the Aztecs were like... way back."
25138,"The Aztec Empire, Roman Empire, and Ming Dynasty all existed at the same time. ","Wow, I always thought that the Aztecs were like... way back.",Aztecs were around from 1428 to 1521. Pilgrims and Aztecs existed at the same time. 
25139,"Wow, I always thought that the Aztecs were like... way back.",Aztecs were around from 1428 to 1521. Pilgrims and Aztecs existed at the same time. ,"Woah. With the buckle hats, and shoes?"
25140,"Wow, I always thought that the Aztecs were like... way back.",Aztecs were around from 1428 to 1521. Pilgrims and Aztecs existed at the same time. ,Aztecs still exist now..
25141,"As a child, I often thought I fooled people with my clever bullshitting. As an adult who can easily see when a child is bullshitting, I now realize my child self likely fooled 0 people.",Sorry for my ignorance but English isn't my first language. What is bullshitting?,"lying, deceiving,making up stories "
25142,Sorry for my ignorance but English isn't my first language. What is bullshitting?,"lying, deceiving,making up stories ",Oh. Thanks.
25143,How would you like your life to be 1 year from now?,1. Be studying for a PhD.,Do you have a plan to get there?
25144,1. Be studying for a PhD.,Do you have a plan to get there?,Apply and hope for the best
25145,Do you have a plan to get there?,Apply and hope for the best,Oh I feel you! Good luck!
25146,How would you like your life to be 1 year from now?,"* get into dream uni/program
  
* pass everything ",Good luck!
25147,"* get into dream uni/program
  
* pass everything ",Good luck!,"Thanks man, you too"
25148,Every thread I make gets downvoted.,I down voted because I thought the humor would be fitting,"Much appreciate it, mate."
25149,I down voted because I thought the humor would be fitting,"Much appreciate it, mate.","Wut.

Its either:
&gt; Much appreciated, mate.
Or:
&gt; I appreciate it, mate."
25150,"Much appreciate it, mate.","Wut.

Its either:
&gt; Much appreciated, mate.
Or:
&gt; I appreciate it, mate.",What's nothing wrong with that?. 
25151,"Wut.

Its either:
&gt; Much appreciated, mate.
Or:
&gt; I appreciate it, mate.",What's nothing wrong with that?. ,Let us having a relaxing now.  Please?
25152,I down voted because I thought the humor would be fitting,"Much appreciate it, mate.","I thought about doing that too, but I didn't wanna be mean, lol."
25153,I got a job!,Congratulations! ,Oh thanks
25154,Congratulations! ,Oh thanks,You're welcome!
25155,I got a job!,"Welcome to adult life, it gets scary some times.",Noted
25156,"Welcome to adult life, it gets scary some times.",Noted,"Its awful herex run while you still can.

Or at least be the cool janitor for those kids."
25157,I got a job!,"Take good care of the children. 

They are the future. ",God help us with this generation 
25158,"Take good care of the children. 

They are the future. ",God help us with this generation ,"Every generation, really."
25159,"Take good care of the children. 

They are the future. ",God help us with this generation ,Your Parents probably said the same one day.
25160,I got a job!,What country,US
25161,What country,US,What state!
25162,US,What state!,Oh Utah
25163,What state!,Oh Utah,Good state job eh? State benefits
25164,I️ (a recently turned 18 year old) have never been allowed to close my door at home.,Can I ask why you can't close your door? ,they're definitely afraid of masturbation it seems
25165,Can I ask why you can't close your door? ,they're definitely afraid of masturbation it seems,They don't want them to lose they're eyesight.
25166,I️ (a recently turned 18 year old) have never been allowed to close my door at home.,That is kinda weird.... thought about moving out?,"I’m still in high school, so that’s a non-option. "
25167,That is kinda weird.... thought about moving out?,"I’m still in high school, so that’s a non-option. ","No it’s not, you are 18 you can do whatever you want. "
25168,Cuddles are the most underrated thing in the world (in my personal opinion),Could not agree more ,I feel like we should make a sub dedicated to the appreciation of cuddles
25169,Could not agree more ,I feel like we should make a sub dedicated to the appreciation of cuddles,Yesss definitely 
25170,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.",[removed],Good luck to your mom and good for you.
25171,[removed],Good luck to your mom and good for you.,"Thank you, friend. "
25172,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.",Today was my 21st birthday. Ironically I feel more like a child than ever before,Happy Birthday!! How are you going to celebrate?
25173,Today was my 21st birthday. Ironically I feel more like a child than ever before,Happy Birthday!! How are you going to celebrate?,"I was at work and I had cake with everyone in my office, that was nice. "
25174,Happy Birthday!! How are you going to celebrate?,"I was at work and I had cake with everyone in my office, that was nice. ",Sounds great! Enjoy the rest of your birthday :)
25175,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.","Vent: I woke up early to do ""adulting"" papers but in the end nada. ",Are you not wanting to do them in particular or just lazy?
25176,"Vent: I woke up early to do ""adulting"" papers but in the end nada. ",Are you not wanting to do them in particular or just lazy?,"i think it's 25% not wanting to do it, 25% lazy and 50% unlucky "
25177,Went out on a Tinder date during the weekend.,Eight hours over coffee???,I know right? It's just crazy. 
25178,Eight hours over coffee???,I know right? It's just crazy. ,I hope you drank it before it got cold
25179,I know right? It's just crazy. ,I hope you drank it before it got cold,cold hot coffee is the worst 
25180,I hope you drank it before it got cold,cold hot coffee is the worst ,But cold coffee is amazing :D
25181,cold hot coffee is the worst ,But cold coffee is amazing :D,I don't see all the hype about iced coffee. My tongue always sticks to it.
25182,I hope you drank it before it got cold,cold hot coffee is the worst ,lukewarm?
25183,cold hot coffee is the worst ,lukewarm?,lukewarm is on the verge of being a no-go for me. i like my coffee nuclear temperature 
25184,I hope you drank it before it got cold,cold hot coffee is the worst ,It’s in the uncanny valley of coffee!
25185,Eight hours over coffee???,I know right? It's just crazy. ,That's a lot of coffee.
25186,Eight hours over coffee???,I know right? It's just crazy. ,r/madlads
25187,Went out on a Tinder date during the weekend.,Go to Europe for a week!,"But not without asking her, or else it's creeperish"
25188,Go to Europe for a week!,"But not without asking her, or else it's creeperish",I think that even if you ask it's kinda creepy after a single date
25189,Went out on a Tinder date during the weekend.,Go to Europe.,Hollywood has led me to believe that this is the correct way to handle this situation.
25190,Go to Europe.,Hollywood has led me to believe that this is the correct way to handle this situation.,"Even if it doesn't work out, life experiences are good"
25191,Anyone around for small talk?,NOT SURE IF YOU'RE STILL AWAKE BUT HENLO,YO I WASN'T AWAKE BUT I AM NOW HENLO U STINKY LIZARD
25192,NOT SURE IF YOU'RE STILL AWAKE BUT HENLO,YO I WASN'T AWAKE BUT I AM NOW HENLO U STINKY LIZARD,IM A STINKY BIRD THANK YOU VERY MUCH
25193,YO I WASN'T AWAKE BUT I AM NOW HENLO U STINKY LIZARD,IM A STINKY BIRD THANK YOU VERY MUCH,"im....so....fuckingsorry.....
"
25194,IM A STINKY BIRD THANK YOU VERY MUCH,"im....so....fuckingsorry.....
","ARE YOU REALLY

SAY MY SPECIES"
25195,"im....so....fuckingsorry.....
","ARE YOU REALLY

SAY MY SPECIES",Oh man this is getting weird ((birb))
25196,"ARE YOU REALLY

SAY MY SPECIES",Oh man this is getting weird ((birb)),I thrive in weirdness because it's one of my defining aspects in a positive way :)
25197,Oh man this is getting weird ((birb)),I thrive in weirdness because it's one of my defining aspects in a positive way :),"Yeah I feel that, and birds are rad so I'm into it"
25198,I thrive in weirdness because it's one of my defining aspects in a positive way :),"Yeah I feel that, and birds are rad so I'm into it","What is your favourite kind of bird, I don't really know anything about them bUT I AM INTERESTED"
25199,Let's play a game!!,I talk to people about a promise they pay for,oooh! hmmm....insurance agent?
25200,I talk to people about a promise they pay for,oooh! hmmm....insurance agent?,yep. I service Motorcycle/ATV policies for Geico over the phone 
25201,oooh! hmmm....insurance agent?,yep. I service Motorcycle/ATV policies for Geico over the phone ,amazing!!
25202,Let's play a game!!,One part of my job is that I sell the last bit of real estate people will ever buy ,Do you sell cemetery plots?
25203,One part of my job is that I sell the last bit of real estate people will ever buy ,Do you sell cemetery plots?,Yup. I'm the assistant sexton for my city so I also do the cremations and burials 
25204,Let's play a game!!,One part of my job is that I sell the last bit of real estate people will ever buy ,COFFIN SALES MAN?
25205,One part of my job is that I sell the last bit of real estate people will ever buy ,COFFIN SALES MAN?,I tend to deal with them after they have brought a coffin
25206,COFFIN SALES MAN?,I tend to deal with them after they have brought a coffin,GRAVE DIGGER
25207,I tend to deal with them after they have brought a coffin,GRAVE DIGGER,Yup. That's another part of my job 
25208,GRAVE DIGGER,Yup. That's another part of my job ,funeral host?
25209,Yup. That's another part of my job ,funeral host?,I only do funerals if the persons being cremated 
25210,Let's play a game!!,I look at cars turning left (and occasionally right) and describe what I see.,Race announcer?
25211,I look at cars turning left (and occasionally right) and describe what I see.,Race announcer?,"It involves racing and covering it, but it's not as an announcer."
25212,Race announcer?,"It involves racing and covering it, but it's not as an announcer.",A reporter!
25213,"It involves racing and covering it, but it's not as an announcer.",A reporter!,Yup!
25214,A reporter!,Yup!,yay!!
25215,Let's play a game!!,preparing for the future,student?
25216,preparing for the future,student?,"Aaaah, damn! you got me"
25217,student?,"Aaaah, damn! you got me",what are you studying?
25218,"Aaaah, damn! you got me",what are you studying?,"Still in high school, so a range of things"
25219,what are you studying?,"Still in high school, so a range of things",Ah excellent!
25220,Let's play a game!!,"1. Gather information for a book

2. Help college students write good",English teacher? 
25221,"1. Gather information for a book

2. Help college students write good",English teacher? ,"For the second one? No, but super close."
25222,English teacher? ,"For the second one? No, but super close.",LA teacher? Or English tutor? 
25223,"For the second one? No, but super close.",LA teacher? Or English tutor? ,"LA teacher? What's that? 

You got it right with the second one! "
25224,LA teacher? Or English tutor? ,"LA teacher? What's that? 

You got it right with the second one! ",LA is language arts. It like a English teacher except you can kind of pair it with reading. 
25225,Let's play a game!!,I cut steel with fire,Blacksmith? What nighthawk in light does? 
25226,I cut steel with fire,Blacksmith? What nighthawk in light does? ,"Not quite, but you were relatively close on the first one"
25227,Bored and have nothing to do.,Anything in particular you want to discuss?,"Honestly, anything. 
Tell me about your week my dude. "
25228,Anything in particular you want to discuss?,"Honestly, anything. 
Tell me about your week my dude. ","Not much to tell, just uni stuff. How about your week?"
25229,Bored and have nothing to do.,Sup,"Do you speak the language Maple Syrup, too? "
25230,Sup,"Do you speak the language Maple Syrup, too? ","Of course, day 1 I did!"
25231,"Do you speak the language Maple Syrup, too? ","Of course, day 1 I did!","Ah shit eh, true Canadian right there. 😁"
25232,"Of course, day 1 I did!","Ah shit eh, true Canadian right there. 😁",Born and raised! It's a great place to be but the housing market is trash
25233,Bored and have nothing to do.,Yooooo,Heyyyy my dude. 
25234,Yooooo,Heyyyy my dude. ,Currently bored of out my mind as well but am not gamer ::(( any suggestions? 
25235,Guys are just fucking incredible,Even me? ,Yes of course
25236,Even me? ,Yes of course,:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
25237,Never told anyone this but...,That's lovely. You're a good person. ,Feels a bit silly of me but thank you!! 
25238,That's lovely. You're a good person. ,Feels a bit silly of me but thank you!! ,Not even a little silly.
25239,That's lovely. You're a good person. ,Feels a bit silly of me but thank you!! ,"Just curious, how cold is ""really, really cold"" to you? "
25240,Feels a bit silly of me but thank you!! ,"Just curious, how cold is ""really, really cold"" to you? ","Not OP, but to me ""really, really cold"" is below -25c w/ windchill. "
25241,Feels a bit silly of me but thank you!! ,"Just curious, how cold is ""really, really cold"" to you? ","For someone sleeping on the sidewalk, I though -12C was a bit chilly! This was November. "
25242,That's lovely. You're a good person. ,Feels a bit silly of me but thank you!! ,Can I repost this in a month? Thank you.
25243,That's lovely. You're a good person. ,Feels a bit silly of me but thank you!! ,We need this kind of silliness to save this world
25244,That's lovely. You're a good person. ,Feels a bit silly of me but thank you!! ,Why are u embarrassed?
25245,That's lovely. You're a good person. ,Feels a bit silly of me but thank you!! ,Am more happy that the homeless person used on a blanket instead of drugs or sex.
25246,That's lovely. You're a good person. ,Feels a bit silly of me but thank you!! ,that’s awesome 
25247,That's lovely. You're a good person. ,Feels a bit silly of me but thank you!! ,"No doubt, you made an impact on someone's life. Cheers to you, op."
25248,That's lovely. You're a good person. ,Feels a bit silly of me but thank you!! ,I wanna hug you 🤗
25249,Never told anyone this but...,Nobody gets poor by giving,Are you an evangelical pastor?
25250,Nobody gets poor by giving,Are you an evangelical pastor?,"Yes, because they build riches in heaven, see? It's apparently a very high ROI. "
25251,Never told anyone this but...,Nobody gets poor by giving,I'm not sure about that but I'll keep it in mind.
25252,Nobody gets poor by giving,I'm not sure about that but I'll keep it in mind.,That's only true because people set personal limits for giving...
25253,Nobody gets poor by giving,I'm not sure about that but I'll keep it in mind.,It means what you lose in money you gain in good spirit 
25254,Never told anyone this but...,"TBH, You deserve more upvotes.",NO FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU CANCER HE DESERVES DOWNVOTES
25255,"TBH, You deserve more upvotes.",NO FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU CANCER HE DESERVES DOWNVOTES,"I'm sorry, are you looking in a mirror sir?"
25256,Never told anyone this but...,How is this in any way embarassing?,Explained in the comments 
25257,How is this in any way embarassing?,Explained in the comments ,"Whatever man, I honestly can't be bothered to argue about it. You do you."
25258,Anyone else NOT a fan of Thanksgiving food?,I've always wanted to experience an American thanksgiving. Seems fun,I had thanksgiving with my literature teacher in highschool. It was fucking great.
25259,I've always wanted to experience an American thanksgiving. Seems fun,I had thanksgiving with my literature teacher in highschool. It was fucking great.,Details?
25260,I'm learning to take rejection like a man.,Why would she offer to buy a cake to a guy she just met? ,I know. I don't buy stuff for anyone unless you're *really* special. 
25261,Why would she offer to buy a cake to a guy she just met? ,I know. I don't buy stuff for anyone unless you're *really* special. ,"Maaaaaybe 

But you also respond to people who are really special. "
25262,Why would she offer to buy a cake to a guy she just met? ,I know. I don't buy stuff for anyone unless you're *really* special. ,Exactly. 
25263,I'm learning to take rejection like a man.,Why would she offer to buy a cake to a guy she just met? ,Cakes are nice. I would buy you a cake if I could.
25264,Why would she offer to buy a cake to a guy she just met? ,Cakes are nice. I would buy you a cake if I could.,I would you buy you one also. Cake is the gift all people want.
25265,Cakes are nice. I would buy you a cake if I could.,I would you buy you one also. Cake is the gift all people want.,As long as it’s a good cake and they are not lactose intolerant or something.  
25266,I would you buy you one also. Cake is the gift all people want.,As long as it’s a good cake and they are not lactose intolerant or something.  ,We lactose intolerant people love a good cake too.  Some things are worth it.
25267,As long as it’s a good cake and they are not lactose intolerant or something.  ,We lactose intolerant people love a good cake too.  Some things are worth it.,Lol
25268,Cakes are nice. I would buy you a cake if I could.,I would you buy you one also. Cake is the gift all people want.,"Get outta here, Antoinette"
25269,My dinner guests cancelled on me and I'm trying to be cool about it. (Venting),Australian here. Can I come over for bbq?,Fuck yeah. Can you bring kangaroo meat? I want to try it. 
25270,Australian here. Can I come over for bbq?,Fuck yeah. Can you bring kangaroo meat? I want to try it. ,Sure can. It’s pretty good. 
25271,Fuck yeah. Can you bring kangaroo meat? I want to try it. ,Sure can. It’s pretty good. ,"Lol. Come on over, mate. "
25272,One thing that sucks about being single: you are constantly being reminded of it,"When people say to me that ""oh, you're single,""  I say Thank God.  ","I am not convinced the Lord exists. If he does, then he is extremely confusing."
25273,"When people say to me that ""oh, you're single,""  I say Thank God.  ","I am not convinced the Lord exists. If he does, then he is extremely confusing.",If he (or she) exist then they are a major sadist asshole
25274,One thing that sucks about being single: you are constantly being reminded of it,"Then when you do get a significant other people pester you about having kids. I'm good, thanks.","I am 20, so I doubt anyone would expect me to have kids already."
25275,"Then when you do get a significant other people pester you about having kids. I'm good, thanks.","I am 20, so I doubt anyone would expect me to have kids already.","You'd be surprised, though I think it gets directed towards married couples more often."
25276,"Then when you do get a significant other people pester you about having kids. I'm good, thanks.","I am 20, so I doubt anyone would expect me to have kids already.",Getting badgered about getting married isn't any better
25277,"I’m really sad, what can I do?",I find stand up comedy to be helpful. Netflix has a bunch so does Apple Music and youtube. ,"Ooooh, I’ve been meaning to check out John Mulaney’s special. Thanks for reminding me. "
25278,I find stand up comedy to be helpful. Netflix has a bunch so does Apple Music and youtube. ,"Ooooh, I’ve been meaning to check out John Mulaney’s special. Thanks for reminding me. ",Both are great
25279,"Very durnk rn. How is everyone doing? what aro youre problr,s!? drunk me loves solving probels,?","Hello drunk person, stuck-in-traffic person here.",rthatsd my amn
25280,"Hello drunk person, stuck-in-traffic person here.",rthatsd my amn,"""thats my man"""
25281,rthatsd my amn,"""thats my man""",thats my arm 
25282,"""thats my man""",thats my arm ,That's my horse
25283,"Very durnk rn. How is everyone doing? what aro youre problr,s!? drunk me loves solving probels,?","Hello drunk person, stuck-in-traffic person here.",you get hokme from trafic ssafe? lmk
25284,"Hello drunk person, stuck-in-traffic person here.",you get hokme from trafic ssafe? lmk,"""did you get home from traffic safely? let me know"""
25285,"Very durnk rn. How is everyone doing? what aro youre problr,s!? drunk me loves solving probels,?",My problem is that I need more alcohol.,lets drin k more togethe! jut getting started!Q
25286,My problem is that I need more alcohol.,lets drin k more togethe! jut getting started!Q,you are my hero. you got schnapps?
25287,lets drin k more togethe! jut getting started!Q,you are my hero. you got schnapps?,No ! I love peach snchapps! Cbroke  ollege dtuent so ver ydrunk off vlad! cheapo garbage!
25288,"Very durnk rn. How is everyone doing? what aro youre problr,s!? drunk me loves solving probels,?",How come I don't type like an idiot when I'm drunk?,I normally dont! Just completely next levale bonked tn
25289,How come I don't type like an idiot when I'm drunk?,I normally dont! Just completely next levale bonked tn,Hey dude. You up now? It's gotta be morning in the West.
25290,I normally dont! Just completely next levale bonked tn,Hey dude. You up now? It's gotta be morning in the West.,wrong coast. :)
25291,I normally dont! Just completely next levale bonked tn,Hey dude. You up now? It's gotta be morning in the West.,Guy was still drinking at 6am (his time). He's probably still down for the count.
25292,I normally dont! Just completely next levale bonked tn,Hey dude. You up now? It's gotta be morning in the West.,OP got up and is recovering. :)
25293,How come I don't type like an idiot when I'm drunk?,I normally dont! Just completely next levale bonked tn,"""bonked"" is such an amazing word.

It's on the level of ""donks"" imo."
25294,"Very durnk rn. How is everyone doing? what aro youre problr,s!? drunk me loves solving probels,?",How come I don't type like an idiot when I'm drunk?,Because OP is clearly faking it. A few errors here and there is normal but this is clearly fake.
25295,How come I don't type like an idiot when I'm drunk?,Because OP is clearly faking it. A few errors here and there is normal but this is clearly fake.,Yeah this is fucking stupid...
25296,How come I don't type like an idiot when I'm drunk?,Because OP is clearly faking it. A few errors here and there is normal but this is clearly fake.,Could've been real until 5 hours had passed and OP was still responding in the same way.
25297,How come I don't type like an idiot when I'm drunk?,Because OP is clearly faking it. A few errors here and there is normal but this is clearly fake.,[removed]
25298,"Very durnk rn. How is everyone doing? what aro youre problr,s!? drunk me loves solving probels,?",Let’s make sure this guy actually wakes up after this.,"I'm awake now and feeling a bit of a headache, but not as bad as would've been expected!"
25299,Let’s make sure this guy actually wakes up after this.,"I'm awake now and feeling a bit of a headache, but not as bad as would've been expected!",Hahaha take care friend! :)
25300,Let’s make sure this guy actually wakes up after this.,"I'm awake now and feeling a bit of a headache, but not as bad as would've been expected!",Take care dude!
25301,Let’s make sure this guy actually wakes up after this.,"I'm awake now and feeling a bit of a headache, but not as bad as would've been expected!",You for a real thick Scottish accent when you are drink mate 😂. Cheers!
25302,Let’s make sure this guy actually wakes up after this.,"I'm awake now and feeling a bit of a headache, but not as bad as would've been expected!",Good morning! 
25303,Let’s make sure this guy actually wakes up after this.,"I'm awake now and feeling a bit of a headache, but not as bad as would've been expected!",You are a delight!
25304,Let’s make sure this guy actually wakes up after this.,"I'm awake now and feeling a bit of a headache, but not as bad as would've been expected!",Your threads are still making me smile :) will you have a holiday cheer one?
25305,"I'm awake now and feeling a bit of a headache, but not as bad as would've been expected!",Your threads are still making me smile :) will you have a holiday cheer one?,Hahaha thank you. Perhaps we can organize a community drinking session and spread holiday cheer
25306,"Very durnk rn. How is everyone doing? what aro youre problr,s!? drunk me loves solving probels,?",Autocorrect doesn't work when you're drunk?,He said earlier he was on his laptop. 
25307,Autocorrect doesn't work when you're drunk?,He said earlier he was on his laptop. ,"Could barely read his post, let alone the comments. Forgive me. "
25308,"Very durnk rn. How is everyone doing? what aro youre problr,s!? drunk me loves solving probels,?",How drunk do you have be to make that many mistakes in your post lol,Have you ever consumed Absinthe before? 😂 Been there! 
25309,How drunk do you have be to make that many mistakes in your post lol,Have you ever consumed Absinthe before? 😂 Been there! ,No I haven't and I don't think I want to ever get that drunk lol
25310,How drunk do you have be to make that many mistakes in your post lol,Have you ever consumed Absinthe before? 😂 Been there! ,"Absinthe tastes like black licorice, just nastyyy. I dont know how you do it "
25311,What is it like to be in love?,"I don't know
 You're no alone in this feeling.",:( I really think we're missing out on something wonderful.
25312,"I don't know
 You're no alone in this feeling.",:( I really think we're missing out on something wonderful.,Yeah probably. But alcohol does a good job of making you forget that.
25313,What is it like to be in love?,"Its like taking a dump but the dump isn't too dry, wet, big or small. It's just nice.",What a wonderful way to put it.  I assume it's a wonderful ghostie with no splashback?
25314,"Its like taking a dump but the dump isn't too dry, wet, big or small. It's just nice.",What a wonderful way to put it.  I assume it's a wonderful ghostie with no splashback?,"Oh yessssss




Exactly"
25315,"Hey guys, that positive drunk guy from the other week is back!",hey dude ,"Oh you know, just loving life.

Hows your day treating you, my dude?
"
25316,hey dude ,"Oh you know, just loving life.

Hows your day treating you, my dude?
",its alright i guess. pretty uneventful. 
25317,"Oh you know, just loving life.

Hows your day treating you, my dude?
",its alright i guess. pretty uneventful. ,"Ah, same same. Just caught up on sleep for the most part."
25318,its alright i guess. pretty uneventful. ,"Ah, same same. Just caught up on sleep for the most part.",just enjoying my days being free in the real world. 
25319,"Hey guys, that positive drunk guy from the other week is back!",Where are you from?,"Born and raised in Arizona, unfortunately stuck in Kansas for the time being.

What about you?"
25320,Where are you from?,"Born and raised in Arizona, unfortunately stuck in Kansas for the time being.

What about you?","Finland, born, raised and currently living. Would love to see other countries."
25321,"Hey guys, that positive drunk guy from the other week is back!",Are you still drunk?,"Of course I am!

Im still drinking as we speak haha"
25322,Are you still drunk?,"Of course I am!

Im still drinking as we speak haha",:) Are you drinking to celebrate the end of the week or just because?
25323,"Hey guys, that positive drunk guy from the other week is back!","Hi, I am about to get drunk myself","Helllll yeah my man!

Isn't drinking fun? hah"
25324,"Hi, I am about to get drunk myself","Helllll yeah my man!

Isn't drinking fun? hah",Sure I guess lol.
25325,"Helllll yeah my man!

Isn't drinking fun? hah",Sure I guess lol.,Any reason why you're drinking today or just because? P:
25326,Sure I guess lol.,Any reason why you're drinking today or just because? P:,I just drink every night basically haha.
25327,Any reason why you're drinking today or just because? P:,I just drink every night basically haha.,"I usually try to save it for the weekends, so I dont regret the day after during the week haha"
25328,Sandwich appreciation post.,Do poboys count? ,"Sure, why not?

"
25329,Do poboys count? ,"Sure, why not?

",Yay!
25330,"Apparently, the number of people I chat with has reduces down to a zero.",What are your hobbies?,"Hello! I like science, the practical aspect of it, art, cycling and reading interesting books :)"
25331,What are your hobbies?,"Hello! I like science, the practical aspect of it, art, cycling and reading interesting books :)",What book genre do you like the most?
25332,"Apparently, the number of people I chat with has reduces down to a zero.",Hey! Best luck for your Boards and Pre-Boards! Science student?,"Thanks! Yup, being grilled day and night!"
25333,Hey! Best luck for your Boards and Pre-Boards! Science student?,"Thanks! Yup, being grilled day and night!","Ah I was too, last year. Fond memories :P"
25334,"Thanks! Yup, being grilled day and night!","Ah I was too, last year. Fond memories :P",Congratulations on passing out! Where are you from?
25335,"Ah I was too, last year. Fond memories :P",Congratulations on passing out! Where are you from?,Thanks! Maharashtra :D You?
25336,Congratulations on passing out! Where are you from?,Thanks! Maharashtra :D You?,Haha currently Karnataka. What board?
25337,Thanks! Maharashtra :D You?,Haha currently Karnataka. What board?,CBSE mate. Who's your favorite comedian?
25338,Haha currently Karnataka. What board?,CBSE mate. Who's your favorite comedian?,"Cool! How was JEE? Um, Id say Dave Chapelle. "
25339,CBSE mate. Who's your favorite comedian?,"Cool! How was JEE? Um, Id say Dave Chapelle. ","Good lord, I didn't give JEE. Are you? Dave Chapelle, nice! 
"
25340,"Apparently, the number of people I chat with has reduces down to a zero.",what annoys you the most? ,The fact that nobody probably loves me. Damn. 
25341,what annoys you the most? ,The fact that nobody probably loves me. Damn. ,i love you
25342,I asked out my crush and she said yes! I can't stop smilinf,Way to go! you took a chance and it ended in your favor!,"Haha yeah I'm so glad I took the chance, it really helps to just go for it with stuff like this "
25343,Way to go! you took a chance and it ended in your favor!,"Haha yeah I'm so glad I took the chance, it really helps to just go for it with stuff like this ","I did the same thing a few days ago, glad it worked out for the both of us."
25344,"Haha yeah I'm so glad I took the chance, it really helps to just go for it with stuff like this ","I did the same thing a few days ago, glad it worked out for the both of us.",Now kith.
25345,"I did the same thing a few days ago, glad it worked out for the both of us.",Now kith.,[removed]
25346,Way to go! you took a chance and it ended in your favor!,"Haha yeah I'm so glad I took the chance, it really helps to just go for it with stuff like this ",How did you end up asking her ?
25347,I asked out my crush and she said yes! I can't stop smilinf,"Like a wise man once said, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take",Wayne Gretzky
25348,"Like a wise man once said, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take",Wayne Gretzky,-Michael Scott
25349,I asked out my crush and she said yes! I can't stop smilinf,Nice! What did you say to her? ,I expect a full tutorial
25350,Nice! What did you say to her? ,I expect a full tutorial,"Yep I've got my notepad ready right here, don't let me down /u/neuteredlizard"
25351,Finally Friday! What are your plans for the weekend?,Sweet bugger all (nothing) :),"Damn, I already do that."
25352,Sweet bugger all (nothing) :),"Damn, I already do that.","Oh, sorry."
25353,Finally Friday! What are your plans for the weekend?,No plans for me either. I'm just gonna wallow in my own misery lol.,Are you me
25354,No plans for me either. I'm just gonna wallow in my own misery lol.,Are you me,Possibly
25355,Finally Friday! What are your plans for the weekend?,Gonna on a nice long run then camping for a night and running back,Hope you're somewhere warm! It's in the 20's here
25356,Gonna on a nice long run then camping for a night and running back,Hope you're somewhere warm! It's in the 20's here,It’s 40 over! Perfect weather for a run
25357,Hope you're somewhere warm! It's in the 20's here,It’s 40 over! Perfect weather for a run,Eh I could deal with 40's but prefer 60 or higher
25358,Finally Friday! What are your plans for the weekend?,"Studying, I finally have time to study what I want to study.",What do you want to study?
25359,"Studying, I finally have time to study what I want to study.",What do you want to study?,I am getting started with string theory and it is still a long way to go. 
25360,What do you want to study?,I am getting started with string theory and it is still a long way to go. ,"Oh man,that is a big study"
25361,My girlfriend and I accidentally started dating.,Do you think you could trick a girl into dating me too? Please?,I'm next after you
25362,Do you think you could trick a girl into dating me too? Please?,I'm next after you,Me too thanks
25363,My girlfriend and I accidentally started dating.,This will happen many times throughout your “relationship”,"Gosh, some of y'all are so bitter."
25364,This will happen many times throughout your “relationship”,"Gosh, some of y'all are so bitter.",gotta let the miserable be. 
25365,What are you reading right now?,*Animal Farm*,Ooooo that's a good one.  Are you liking it so far?
25366,*Animal Farm*,Ooooo that's a good one.  Are you liking it so far?,"Idk, not far in"
25367,What are you reading right now?,World War Z again it's a good book.,Ooo again?  What made you read it again?
25368,World War Z again it's a good book.,Ooo again?  What made you read it again?,Its been a while since I had I thought why not since it was sitting on my shelf
25369,"If life is unfair to everyone, does that make it fair?",It's not unfair to everyone though,"What’s make you say that, mister? (I just want to start a conversation)"
25370,It's not unfair to everyone though,"What’s make you say that, mister? (I just want to start a conversation)",Some people are born rich which isn't exactly unfair to them
25371,"What’s make you say that, mister? (I just want to start a conversation)",Some people are born rich which isn't exactly unfair to them,That make sense.
25372,"If life is unfair to everyone, does that make it fair?","Only if life were equally unfair to everyone, which it isn't.","I agree, we should have safety nets to make sure everyone is equally mistreated "
25373,"Only if life were equally unfair to everyone, which it isn't.","I agree, we should have safety nets to make sure everyone is equally mistreated ",Wouldn't that be more of a safety mallet?
25374,"What are you doing up so late? Or if it's daytime where you are, where you doing at the moment?",5:35 pm. Cooling off at Burger King. ,Cool! I could go for some Burger King right now tbh. I'm actually pretty hungry. 
25375,5:35 pm. Cooling off at Burger King. ,Cool! I could go for some Burger King right now tbh. I'm actually pretty hungry. ,I’m having their chicken fries. 
25376,Cool! I could go for some Burger King right now tbh. I'm actually pretty hungry. ,I’m having their chicken fries. ,Now I'm just getting even more hungry. I'm jealous.
25377,Has anyone gone to a concert(s) alone?,What band,Weezer 
25378,What band,Weezer ,Nice
25379,What is your escape?,Video games and sometimes listening to music,"Yes, that's the best. What kind of video games do you play?"
25380,Video games and sometimes listening to music,"Yes, that's the best. What kind of video games do you play?",Right now I'm playing Rocket League and Mass Effect Andromeda
25381,"Yes, that's the best. What kind of video games do you play?",Right now I'm playing Rocket League and Mass Effect Andromeda,"I haven't played either, but they look fun!"
25382,What’s something that you can talk all day about?,Politics or NFL,Haha seems like everyone can talk all day about politics but no one is that wise about it:)
25383,Politics or NFL,Haha seems like everyone can talk all day about politics but no one is that wise about it:),True
25384,What’s something that you can talk all day about?,Probably Magic The Gathering or football.,American football or the rest of the world football?
25385,Probably Magic The Gathering or football.,American football or the rest of the world football?,American!
25386,I'm looking for a nice place on reddit,"Well, you've found what I think is the nicest place on Reddit.",Good! This is what I (probably all of us) need! 
25387,"Well, you've found what I think is the nicest place on Reddit.",Good! This is what I (probably all of us) need! ,"It's certainly a good reprieve from the less than nice places on here, of which there are many."
25388,Good! This is what I (probably all of us) need! ,"It's certainly a good reprieve from the less than nice places on here, of which there are many.","Even if you're not comparing to the less than nice places, this sub stands out on reddit :)"
25389,"Well, you've found what I think is the nicest place on Reddit.",Good! This is what I (probably all of us) need! ,true (true)
25390,"Well, you've found what I think is the nicest place on Reddit.",Good! This is what I (probably all of us) need! ,Unless you bring up an unpopular opinion about politics. Then it's fire and flame
25391,I'm looking for a nice place on reddit,"Well, you've found what I think is the nicest place on Reddit.",I disagree only becausr r/wholesomememes exists
25392,"Well, you've found what I think is the nicest place on Reddit.",I disagree only becausr r/wholesomememes exists,Subscribed
25393,I'm looking for a nice place on reddit,How old is the little one? ,She just hit 6 months old! 
25394,How old is the little one? ,She just hit 6 months old! ,Awesome! My little boy is coming up to 17 months now. Nearly the terrible twos! 
25395,I'm looking for a nice place on reddit,Congrats on the baby! You've found the nicest place on Reddit! ,"Yay! Thanks, doctor. "
25396,Congrats on the baby! You've found the nicest place on Reddit! ,"Yay! Thanks, doctor. ",Doctor President ;)
25397,Congrats on the baby! You've found the nicest place on Reddit! ,"Yay! Thanks, doctor. ",Wishing you and your sweet baby everything beautiful and loving.
25398,"Yay! Thanks, doctor. ",Wishing you and your sweet baby everything beautiful and loving.,Thank you! 
25399,I'm looking for a nice place on reddit,Hullo frendo,Hi hi. Nice to meet you. 
25400,Hullo frendo,Hi hi. Nice to meet you. ,How yoo doooin
25401,Is there anything that just makes you genuinely happy?,"I love poetry. And a glass of scotch. And of course, my friend Baxter here.",Baxter? Is that a reference I'm not getting? 
25402,"I love poetry. And a glass of scotch. And of course, my friend Baxter here.",Baxter? Is that a reference I'm not getting? ,Anchorman. 
25403,Baxter? Is that a reference I'm not getting? ,Anchorman. ,"Alright, no wonder I didn't get that, since I've never heard of it lol"
25404,Anchorman. ,"Alright, no wonder I didn't get that, since I've never heard of it lol",It’s fantastic! Endlessly quotable too.
25405,"Alright, no wonder I didn't get that, since I've never heard of it lol",It’s fantastic! Endlessly quotable too.,"Yeah, quotability is one of the most underrated things ever, lol"
25406,Is there anything that just makes you genuinely happy?,"chocolate?

pretty much just chocolate.",Really? Do you just think it tastes great or does it actually give you that feeling?
25407,"chocolate?

pretty much just chocolate.",Really? Do you just think it tastes great or does it actually give you that feeling?,"it definitely gives me the feeling of happiness, if only for like 5 seconds."
25408,Really? Do you just think it tastes great or does it actually give you that feeling?,"it definitely gives me the feeling of happiness, if only for like 5 seconds.",Huh. Never heard of feeling anything beyond taste when you eat chocolate. Interesting.
25409,Is there anything that just makes you genuinely happy?,Finding out my favorite author just released a new book. And cooking.,"Out of curiosity, who *is* that favorite author?"
25410,Finding out my favorite author just released a new book. And cooking.,"Out of curiosity, who *is* that favorite author?","I'm kind of hesitant to say, since some people think he's overrated. But, it's John Green."
25411,Is there anything that just makes you genuinely happy?,Having huge whole-house Nerf wars with my cousins/friends with music blasting. ,"Haha that's awesome, never thought about adding music to that kinda thing"
25412,Having huge whole-house Nerf wars with my cousins/friends with music blasting. ,"Haha that's awesome, never thought about adding music to that kinda thing","If you have good speakers, and hard fast loud music, your adrenaline will be over the roof. "
25413,Where are you in life currently?,"In my chair, browsing Reddit. ",What a life 
25414,"In my chair, browsing Reddit. ",What a life ,"I don't know what you're talking about, there's clearly no life there."
25415,Community Conversation: Valentine's Day,"If you would like to suggest a topic for the next community thread, reply to this comment!",I suggest 'popcorn' for next weeks topic. 
25416,"If you would like to suggest a topic for the next community thread, reply to this comment!",I suggest 'popcorn' for next weeks topic. ,Popcorn tastes good
25417,I suggest 'popcorn' for next weeks topic. ,Popcorn tastes good,Ooh. I'm down for that.
25418,Community Conversation: Valentine's Day,"I will most likely be home, alone, playing video games ;_;","I know the feeling. Not a huge deal though, half off chocolates the day after all for us. "
25419,"I will most likely be home, alone, playing video games ;_;","I know the feeling. Not a huge deal though, half off chocolates the day after all for us. ","I like my me time :) 

And now you are making me want some chocolate..."
25420,Community Conversation: Valentine's Day,Poetry on Valentine's Day: yay or nah?,Poetry on every day: yay.
25421,Poetry on Valentine's Day: yay or nah?,Poetry on every day: yay.,Poetry is good. I'm just never sure if it's too cliche for Valentine's Day.
25422,Give me your top three favorite artists and I’ll try my best to guess how old you are.,"1. Black Sabbath
2. Electric Wizard 
3. Sleep",27
25423,"1. Black Sabbath
2. Electric Wizard 
3. Sleep",27,11 years off.
25424,27,11 years off.,16?
25425,11 years off.,16?,Yeah
25426,Give me your top three favorite artists and I’ll try my best to guess how old you are.,"1. Black Sabbath
2. Electric Wizard 
3. Sleep",Good taste kid
25427,"1. Black Sabbath
2. Electric Wizard 
3. Sleep",Good taste kid,Thanks
25428,Give me your top three favorite artists and I’ll try my best to guess how old you are.,"1. Microwave
2. Green Day
3. Unwritten Law",29
25429,"1. Microwave
2. Green Day
3. Unwritten Law",29,Negative.
25430,Give me your top three favorite artists and I’ll try my best to guess how old you are.,"1. Relient K 

2. Switchfoot

3. Anberlin

Good luck :)",23?
25431,"1. Relient K 

2. Switchfoot

3. Anberlin

Good luck :)",23?,"[I'm 21, but you're pretty close!](/s)"
25432,Give me your top three favorite artists and I’ll try my best to guess how old you are.,"1. The Gaslight Anthem
2. Fleetwood Mac
3. Gin Blossoms",32
25433,"1. The Gaslight Anthem
2. Fleetwood Mac
3. Gin Blossoms",32,"Not quite, good guess though"
25434,32,"Not quite, good guess though",Are you 49
25435,"Not quite, good guess though",Are you 49,Nope! 
25436,Give me your top three favorite artists and I’ll try my best to guess how old you are.,"The Eagles

Billy Joel

Garth Brooks

",Great picks! I have The Eagles and Billy Joel in my top 3!
25437,"The Eagles

Billy Joel

Garth Brooks

",Great picks! I have The Eagles and Billy Joel in my top 3!,"Well, you have impeccable Taste! Billy Joel is the only one I’ve not yet seen live. 

"
25438,Give me your top three favorite artists and I’ll try my best to guess how old you are.,"Chance The Rapper, Frank Ocean, Outkast",24
25439,"Chance The Rapper, Frank Ocean, Outkast",24,Impressive. 24 it is! 😝
25440,24,Impressive. 24 it is! 😝,Figured because of the OutKast you had to be born in the 90s but not too old to listen to chance
25441,I'm the drummer for a local band and at our last show someone asked me for one of my drumsticks!,Can I have a drumstick? In Australia but will take a photo with it somewhere iconic :) ,Send me an address and I'll see what I can do :D
25442,Can I have a drumstick? In Australia but will take a photo with it somewhere iconic :) ,Send me an address and I'll see what I can do :D,I hope it ends up in a Kangaroo's puch
25443,I'm the drummer for a local band and at our last show someone asked me for one of my drumsticks!,Hey we should jam sometime! :D,As long as you have never used a Marshall cab with an Orange amp
25444,Hey we should jam sometime! :D,As long as you have never used a Marshall cab with an Orange amp,FUCK
25445,Girl approached me and gave me her phone number,WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,"Remember to use your indoor woo, Chriswiss."
25446,WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,"Remember to use your indoor woo, Chriswiss.","Oh, right! Sorry!



^^^woo"
25447,"Remember to use your indoor woo, Chriswiss.","Oh, right! Sorry!



^^^woo",:D
25448,Girl approached me and gave me her phone number,"you sexy


that's why",I don’t really consider myself extremely attractive but I don’t think I’m ugly 
25449,"you sexy


that's why",I don’t really consider myself extremely attractive but I don’t think I’m ugly ,You‘re one step further than me
25450,I don’t really consider myself extremely attractive but I don’t think I’m ugly ,You‘re one step further than me,"Two steps further than me, I don't even go to an MMA gym."
25451,Girl approached me and gave me her phone number,How tall are you?,"5,7 "
25452,How tall are you?,"5,7 ","Damn, I thought you were at least 6 foot. That's really impressive."
25453,"5,7 ","Damn, I thought you were at least 6 foot. That's really impressive.","I’m usually the shortest guy in the room but she herself is like 4,11 so it kinda adds up."
25454,"If you were going to die tomorrow, what would you make your last meal be?","Honestly, I'd keep it simple. Just tacos. Specifically, tacos de lengua ",oh! is that tongue?
25455,"Honestly, I'd keep it simple. Just tacos. Specifically, tacos de lengua ",oh! is that tongue?,Yep! Cow tongue
25456,"If you were going to die tomorrow, what would you make your last meal be?",No limit or budget? Everything.,"you would probably die before your deadline then...

"
25457,No limit or budget? Everything.,"you would probably die before your deadline then...

",That's the plan
25458,"you would probably die before your deadline then...

",That's the plan,oh dear... 
25459,That's the plan,oh dear... ,"Aye, if I'm going to go out, might as well do it enjoying one of the things I like doing lol"
25460,"If you were going to die tomorrow, what would you make your last meal be?",Probably a really good burger. ,v good choice. med rare or?
25461,Probably a really good burger. ,v good choice. med rare or?,"Probably a good medium, with a nice char on it. "
25462,v good choice. med rare or?,"Probably a good medium, with a nice char on it. ",good shit &gt;:)))
25463,"If you were going to die tomorrow, what would you make your last meal be?",good quality steak,i dont actually really like steak... :O
25464,good quality steak,i dont actually really like steak... :O,kys
25465,i dont actually really like steak... :O,kys,:O!!!!!
25466,i dont actually really like steak... :O,kys,"This may have been said jokingly, but it's not appropriate in this sub.  "
25467,good quality steak,i dont actually really like steak... :O,OP appears to be defective.
25468,i dont actually really like steak... :O,OP appears to be defective.,;_;
25469,"If you were going to die tomorrow, what would you make your last meal be?",I'd have a pizza and lasagna :') and marshmallows,that's... really cute. i wouldn't eat it but that's really cute. would u roast them?
25470,I'd have a pizza and lasagna :') and marshmallows,that's... really cute. i wouldn't eat it but that's really cute. would u roast them?,Yeah :)
25471,Does anyone want bad advice?,r/shitttylifeprotips,"You have an extra ""t"" in the sub name."
25472,r/shitttylifeprotips,"You have an extra ""t"" in the sub name.",It's too late late to change it now.
25473,Does anyone want bad advice?,Unconventional uses for IKEA furniture?,"I hear tables are good for eating on, couches for sitting, and TV stands for TVs. "
25474,Unconventional uses for IKEA furniture?,"I hear tables are good for eating on, couches for sitting, and TV stands for TVs. ",Aww man and here's me hosting beetle MMA on tables...
25475,"I hear tables are good for eating on, couches for sitting, and TV stands for TVs. ",Aww man and here's me hosting beetle MMA on tables...,You asked for unconventional...my suggestions are pretty bad if you're going for unconventional!
25476,"I hear tables are good for eating on, couches for sitting, and TV stands for TVs. ",Aww man and here's me hosting beetle MMA on tables...,I would like one ticket please 
25477,Does anyone want bad advice?,My shoulders hurt.  How should I make them feel better?,Rub some dirt on them and quit complaining. 
25478,My shoulders hurt.  How should I make them feel better?,Rub some dirt on them and quit complaining. ,But I just showered!  I don't want to get dirty. 
25479,Rub some dirt on them and quit complaining. ,But I just showered!  I don't want to get dirty. ,Then take oxys until you can't feel your shoulder anymore.
25480,But I just showered!  I don't want to get dirty. ,Then take oxys until you can't feel your shoulder anymore.,Now that sounds like a plan!  I'll forget I even have shoulders. 
25481,Does anyone want bad advice?,What should I do about my crippling fear of spiders?,"Buy a iguana, name her Stan. Train Stan to eat 🕷 "
25482,What should I do about my crippling fear of spiders?,"Buy a iguana, name her Stan. Train Stan to eat 🕷 ","Damn it, I thought this was *bad* advice!"
25483,"Buy a iguana, name her Stan. Train Stan to eat 🕷 ","Damn it, I thought this was *bad* advice!","Don't listen to that guy, he *clearly* doesn't know how to give advice."
25484,"Damn it, I thought this was *bad* advice!","Don't listen to that guy, he *clearly* doesn't know how to give advice.",Damn straight. 
25485,Does anyone want bad advice?,Hahaha you seem like a fun guy(or girl) to hang with.,On the contrary. I'm pretty boring and have very few friends.
25486,Hahaha you seem like a fun guy(or girl) to hang with.,On the contrary. I'm pretty boring and have very few friends.,Your witty replies say otherwise. 
25487,On the contrary. I'm pretty boring and have very few friends.,Your witty replies say otherwise. ,"Nah, you're way cooler than I am!"
25488,On the contrary. I'm pretty boring and have very few friends.,Your witty replies say otherwise. ,That's only because I have time to think about it. I'm not this quick witted in real life.
25489,Hahaha you seem like a fun guy(or girl) to hang with.,On the contrary. I'm pretty boring and have very few friends.,"&gt; I'm pretty boring and have very few friends.

So you are like me."
25490,On the contrary. I'm pretty boring and have very few friends.,"&gt; I'm pretty boring and have very few friends.

So you are like me.","Nah, you're way cooler than I am!"
25491,"&gt; I'm pretty boring and have very few friends.

So you are like me.","Nah, you're way cooler than I am!",You are grossly underestimating my bland boringness Sir !
25492,Where are you right now and what are you doing?,"At a fire station in northeast florida, about to finish some reports.",Wow! That's hot! I am not sure if this is a joke but this is a great joke! haha ;D
25493,"At a fire station in northeast florida, about to finish some reports.",Wow! That's hot! I am not sure if this is a joke but this is a great joke! haha ;D,Lol! Not a joke. Not sure what the joke even would be... 
25494,It's a rainy Saturday night and I'm in the mood to chat.,If you could have any superpower you wanted would you choose boxers or briefs?,"Hmmmm. Well, since I am a female, I'm going to say briefs. What about you? "
25495,If you could have any superpower you wanted would you choose boxers or briefs?,"Hmmmm. Well, since I am a female, I'm going to say briefs. What about you? ",Long johns for the time being... Its freezing here!! Ha
25496,"Hmmmm. Well, since I am a female, I'm going to say briefs. What about you? ",Long johns for the time being... Its freezing here!! Ha,"Haha, I wish I would've known that was an option. What's the temperature? "
25497,"I finally told the guy I had a crush on, that I like him.",Good for you! I wish I started doing this when I was younger. ,Thankyou! I'm really pleased 
25498,Good for you! I wish I started doing this when I was younger. ,Thankyou! I'm really pleased ,Here is a space you missed !
25499,Thankyou! I'm really pleased ,Here is a space you missed !,"A poor attempt, not even angry just disappointed."
25500,Here is a space you missed !,"A poor attempt, not even angry just disappointed.",I'm confused lol
25501,"A poor attempt, not even angry just disappointed.",I'm confused lol,"""Thankyou"" vs ""Thank you"""
25502,"I finally told the guy I had a crush on, that I like him.",I am really happy for you. Go girl for him and ride on him like a cowgirl. ;P,"No, no, do me, do me!"
25503,I am really happy for you. Go girl for him and ride on him like a cowgirl. ;P,"No, no, do me, do me!",I already had more than enough and I am kind of feeling pussiless.
25504,"I finally told the guy I had a crush on, that I like him.",99% of men will respect you for it. Even if they do not reciprocate the same feelings.,I feel like good looking guys won’t or rather guys who have zero problem getting girls 
25505,99% of men will respect you for it. Even if they do not reciprocate the same feelings.,I feel like good looking guys won’t or rather guys who have zero problem getting girls ,"Just curious, why do you say that?"
25506,"I finally told the guy I had a crush on, that I like him.",in the age of #metoo that's the way its probably going to have to be. ,Ugh shut up 
25507,in the age of #metoo that's the way its probably going to have to be. ,Ugh shut up ,You go girl 🙌🏿😩😂
25508,in the age of #metoo that's the way its probably going to have to be. ,Ugh shut up ,MeToo frenzy deprives men of ‘indispensable freedom’ to hit on women – Catherine Deneuve 
25509,Ugh shut up ,MeToo frenzy deprives men of ‘indispensable freedom’ to hit on women – Catherine Deneuve ,She’s an idiot. And you can hit on women without being creepy about it 
25510,"I finally told the guy I had a crush on, that I like him.",I am curious to find out why you were rejected.,"He wanted to focus on himself, wasn't ready for a relationship."
25511,I am curious to find out why you were rejected.,"He wanted to focus on himself, wasn't ready for a relationship.",That’s code for “I’m gay”
25512,What's your Myers Briggs type?,INFP...I've taken it many times over the years and it's never changed ,Oh hey I'm an INFP too!
25513,INFP...I've taken it many times over the years and it's never changed ,Oh hey I'm an INFP too!,r/INFP all aboard 
25514,I don't like Snapchat because I can't remember the conversation I was having with a friend hours earlier.,Do you know that you can save all text messages in the chat?,"I did not, this is valuable information"
25515,Do you know that you can save all text messages in the chat?,"I did not, this is valuable information",Just tap the message to save. 
25516,I don't like Snapchat because I can't remember the conversation I was having with a friend hours earlier.,Your mistake is trying to use Snapchat for something other than sending nudes,"Must be strange then that I only have on friend on it, and he's another dude"
25517,Your mistake is trying to use Snapchat for something other than sending nudes,"Must be strange then that I only have on friend on it, and he's another dude",That's what Facebook messenger is for bud
25518,I don't like Snapchat because I can't remember the conversation I was having with a friend hours earlier.,Snapchat is such a drag anymore. I hate the new update as well. ,What's so different? I'm new to it.
25519,Snapchat is such a drag anymore. I hate the new update as well. ,What's so different? I'm new to it.,"Your ""inbox/dms"" now have all your friends stories just chilling there. "
25520,"I have a question about Feb 14; for those both in, and NOT in relationships.",I didn't even know Valentine's Day was coming up. (That should answer your question),so... Everyday is a good day?
25521,I didn't even know Valentine's Day was coming up. (That should answer your question),so... Everyday is a good day?,"Well, when you have no-one else to worry about besides yourself I don't see how it can't be! :)"
25522,"I just realized 'Black Panther' is a superhero movie, not a historical drama about the '60s Black Panther organization.",I realized last week that Lady Bird was not about LBJ's wife.,"*IT'S NOT??* Jesus, I need to pay more attention. "
25523,I realized last week that Lady Bird was not about LBJ's wife.,"*IT'S NOT??* Jesus, I need to pay more attention. ",I just saw it the other day. It was pretty good!
25524,"I just realized 'Black Panther' is a superhero movie, not a historical drama about the '60s Black Panther organization.",I realized last week that Lady Bird was not about LBJ's wife.,It's about Hank Hill's dog right?
25525,I realized last week that Lady Bird was not about LBJ's wife.,It's about Hank Hill's dog right?,You're got-dang right
25526,"I just realized 'Black Panther' is a superhero movie, not a historical drama about the '60s Black Panther organization.",I realized last week that Lady Bird was not about LBJ's wife.,Really? Why would they call it that then? 
25527,I realized last week that Lady Bird was not about LBJ's wife.,Really? Why would they call it that then? ,The main character is called Lady Bird. 
25528,Really? Why would they call it that then? ,The main character is called Lady Bird. ,Really? Why would they call her that then?
25529,The main character is called Lady Bird. ,Really? Why would they call her that then?,She chose it herself.
25530,"I just realized 'Black Panther' is a superhero movie, not a historical drama about the '60s Black Panther organization.",I realized last week that Lady Bird was not about LBJ's wife.,Who? LeBron James?
25531,I realized last week that Lady Bird was not about LBJ's wife.,Who? LeBron James?,Lyndon B Johnson? The 37ishth United States president
25532,"I just realized 'Black Panther' is a superhero movie, not a historical drama about the '60s Black Panther organization.",R/outoftheloop,/r/OutOfTheLoop 
25533,R/outoftheloop,/r/OutOfTheLoop ,r/fruitloops
25534,/r/OutOfTheLoop ,r/fruitloops,t/fruitoftheloom
25535,"I just realized 'Black Panther' is a superhero movie, not a historical drama about the '60s Black Panther organization.",Honestly the soundtrack for Black Panther is looking to be straight up 🔥🔥🔥!!!,I'll keep my ears peeled for it! I *was* pumped for a '60s and '70s funk soundtrack. 
25536,Honestly the soundtrack for Black Panther is looking to be straight up 🔥🔥🔥!!!,I'll keep my ears peeled for it! I *was* pumped for a '60s and '70s funk soundtrack. ,Yeahhhh it's definitely not that
25537,Honestly the soundtrack for Black Panther is looking to be straight up 🔥🔥🔥!!!,I'll keep my ears peeled for it! I *was* pumped for a '60s and '70s funk soundtrack. ,Ah well it was curated by Kendrick Lamar so prepare to be disappointed if you dislike hiphop lol
25538,I'll keep my ears peeled for it! I *was* pumped for a '60s and '70s funk soundtrack. ,Ah well it was curated by Kendrick Lamar so prepare to be disappointed if you dislike hiphop lol,It's not all hip hop. And most of it will be instrumentals in the movie.
25539,Honestly the soundtrack for Black Panther is looking to be straight up 🔥🔥🔥!!!,I'll keep my ears peeled for it! I *was* pumped for a '60s and '70s funk soundtrack. ,Would have been way cooler than what I’m sure is on the actual soundtrack
25540,"I just realized 'Black Panther' is a superhero movie, not a historical drama about the '60s Black Panther organization.",##NO MORE COMIC BOOK MOVIES,#NO
25541,##NO MORE COMIC BOOK MOVIES,#NO,#MORE
25542,"I just realized 'Black Panther' is a superhero movie, not a historical drama about the '60s Black Panther organization.",##NO MORE COMIC BOOK MOVIES,"Nah, Comic Book movies are great. 

Well the Marvel ones anyway. "
25543,##NO MORE COMIC BOOK MOVIES,"Nah, Comic Book movies are great. 

Well the Marvel ones anyway. ",I feel like they're tired and oversaturated at this point. 
25544,"Nah, Comic Book movies are great. 

Well the Marvel ones anyway. ",I feel like they're tired and oversaturated at this point. ,Then don't go see them?
25545,I feel like they're tired and oversaturated at this point. ,Then don't go see them?,I don't. Still they must be stopped 
25546,"I just realized 'Black Panther' is a superhero movie, not a historical drama about the '60s Black Panther organization.",Holy shit I didn't know that either,!RedditSilver
25547,Holy shit I didn't know that either,!RedditSilver,Biiiiiiitch
25548,"Tomorrow I'm going to a concert, and a very cute girl I've wanted to talk to for a long time is going too. Wish me luck, guys.","Wear protection! 

A night out can ruin your ears for life!","Yeah, I've been thinking for a while to get something, will definitely do it some day"
25549,"Wear protection! 

A night out can ruin your ears for life!","Yeah, I've been thinking for a while to get something, will definitely do it some day",Good luck!
25550,"Wear protection! 

A night out can ruin your ears for life!","Yeah, I've been thinking for a while to get something, will definitely do it some day","Do it now, decent ear protection only costs $10-20"
25551,"Yeah, I've been thinking for a while to get something, will definitely do it some day","Do it now, decent ear protection only costs $10-20",And your hearing is worth a lot more than $20.
25552,"Do it now, decent ear protection only costs $10-20",And your hearing is worth a lot more than $20.,"And more importantly, if your hearing goes there's no amount you can pay to get it back."
25553,"Yeah, I've been thinking for a while to get something, will definitely do it some day","Do it now, decent ear protection only costs $10-20",Any specific product you recommend?
25554,"Do it now, decent ear protection only costs $10-20",Any specific product you recommend?,"Sound guy here, Etymotic ear plugs are the shit"
25555,Any specific product you recommend?,"Sound guy here, Etymotic ear plugs are the shit",Thank you very much
25556,Any specific product you recommend?,"Sound guy here, Etymotic ear plugs are the shit",Mine hurt in a pokey way but I think a q-tip would solve that?
25557,"Do it now, decent ear protection only costs $10-20",Any specific product you recommend?,Alpine Musicsafe or Pluggerz
25558,Any specific product you recommend?,Alpine Musicsafe or Pluggerz,Thanks
25559,"Yeah, I've been thinking for a while to get something, will definitely do it some day","Do it now, decent ear protection only costs $10-20","dude, earplugs are less than a dollar and leaps and bounds better than nothing"
25560,"Do it now, decent ear protection only costs $10-20","dude, earplugs are less than a dollar and leaps and bounds better than nothing",Absolutely. Guest services handed them out for free at the imagine dragons concert I went to
25561,"Wear protection! 

A night out can ruin your ears for life!","Yeah, I've been thinking for a while to get something, will definitely do it some day",[removed]
25562,"Tomorrow I'm going to a concert, and a very cute girl I've wanted to talk to for a long time is going too. Wish me luck, guys.",i hope you get some wool,"I don't know what you mean by that, but I hope so too!"
25563,i hope you get some wool,"I don't know what you mean by that, but I hope so too!","I HOPE YOU GET LAID  

like wool as in pussyhairs "
25564,"I don't know what you mean by that, but I hope so too!","I HOPE YOU GET LAID  

like wool as in pussyhairs ","Oh, lol. Didn't happen, but thanks for the good wishes!"
25565,What is/was/will be your major in university?,Business before I dropped out,what did you do after dropping out?
25566,Business before I dropped out,what did you do after dropping out?,Only happened very recently. Dropped out to be a cop
25567,What is/was/will be your major in university?,"I’m planning on something in chemistry, but I’m still figuring it out.","Plan to get a grad degree. I did chem, now back in bschool because chem jobs are really boring."
25568,"I’m planning on something in chemistry, but I’m still figuring it out.","Plan to get a grad degree. I did chem, now back in bschool because chem jobs are really boring.",Which chem jobs *aren’t* boring? I’m a buo major who likes the chem side of things.
25569,What’s your favorite video game?,Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater is my all time favorite video game. ,Would I need to have played any other Metal Gear game to enjoy/understand it?
25570,Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater is my all time favorite video game. ,Would I need to have played any other Metal Gear game to enjoy/understand it?,Canonically speaking it's the first. So you don't need the others imo
25571,Would I need to have played any other Metal Gear game to enjoy/understand it?,Canonically speaking it's the first. So you don't need the others imo,"Good to know, thank you!"
25572,What’s your favorite video game?,"SWTOR, ever since Sim City died for me.","This is probably a dumb question, but what’s SWTOR?"
25573,"SWTOR, ever since Sim City died for me.","This is probably a dumb question, but what’s SWTOR?","Star Wars: The Old Republic, an MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game)"
25574,"This is probably a dumb question, but what’s SWTOR?","Star Wars: The Old Republic, an MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game)",Thanks for explaining!
25575,"Star Wars: The Old Republic, an MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game)",Thanks for explaining!,"You're welcome.
"
25576,What are you good at?,"*sips drink*

Let me get back to you on that one.",I will be waiting with baited breath.
25577,"*sips drink*

Let me get back to you on that one.",I will be waiting with baited breath.,"Don't bait your breath too long, that's how you get hairy palms I hear."
25578,I will be waiting with baited breath.,"Don't bait your breath too long, that's how you get hairy palms I hear.",I thought that was chronic masterbation? 
25579,"Don't bait your breath too long, that's how you get hairy palms I hear.",I thought that was chronic masterbation? ,"I wouldn't know about that, I swear."
25580,I thought that was chronic masterbation? ,"I wouldn't know about that, I swear.",It’s a great hobby. 
25581,I just don't understand the 'sexy woman' desktop wallpapers...,"Yes, i don't get it either. I always used abstract wallpapers or just a single color. ",Solid black wallpaper. 
25582,"Yes, i don't get it either. I always used abstract wallpapers or just a single color. ",Solid black wallpaper. ,"You've got bodies in the walls, haven't you...?"
25583,"Yes, i don't get it either. I always used abstract wallpapers or just a single color. ",Solid black wallpaper. ,"I use a solid gray and almost no icons, just the recycle bin."
25584,Solid black wallpaper. ,"I use a solid gray and almost no icons, just the recycle bin.","Be sincere. Do you know how to hide the bin? 🤔

Nowadays I use classic art. IDK why. "
25585,"Yes, i don't get it either. I always used abstract wallpapers or just a single color. ",Solid black wallpaper. ,"""'How much more black could this be?', and the answer is none. None more black."""
25586,I just don't understand the 'sexy woman' desktop wallpapers...,"Yes, i don't get it either. I always used abstract wallpapers or just a single color. ","I use landscapes or cute animals.

Still looks nice without being bland or tacky. "
25587,"Yes, i don't get it either. I always used abstract wallpapers or just a single color. ","I use landscapes or cute animals.

Still looks nice without being bland or tacky. ","Cars or guitars for me, mainly because I don't have any super hi res photos of my dog right now"
25588,I caught my cake day for the first time in six years!,"Mine was yesterday, hit 11 years. ",Holy shit! Were you a Digg refugee?
25589,"Mine was yesterday, hit 11 years. ",Holy shit! Were you a Digg refugee?,"I came over from Fark, actually. "
25590,Holy shit! Were you a Digg refugee?,"I came over from Fark, actually. ",Happy Fark day!
25591,I caught my cake day for the first time in six years!,What is cake day? ,It’s the anniversary of your reddit account. 
25592,What is cake day? ,It’s the anniversary of your reddit account. ,Nice... Happy cake day! 
25593,It’s the anniversary of your reddit account. ,Nice... Happy cake day! ,Thank you!
25594,Adulting is hard,How is it other people's fault you chose to eat ice cream? But so far none. Just a typical day. ,It Isn't.  I'm the bastard. Why must I be weak? *shakes fist at sky*
25595,How is it other people's fault you chose to eat ice cream? But so far none. Just a typical day. ,It Isn't.  I'm the bastard. Why must I be weak? *shakes fist at sky*,Hey some days I don't even even bring a lunch so I guess Better then me lol
25596,Adulting is hard,Worked out and put on sunscreen. ,You are making such adult choices! And here I am eating ice cream like a child.
25597,Worked out and put on sunscreen. ,You are making such adult choices! And here I am eating ice cream like a child.,"It was hard ;-; 

And I lazed out and only did my face. 

"
25598,Adulting is hard,"Deciding to poop before or after a meeting.

I went with after.

/u/casualuser3",Lmao
25599,"Deciding to poop before or after a meeting.

I went with after.

/u/casualuser3",Lmao,Hbu
25600,RIP Fruit Fly,Did you even *attempt* resuscitation?,Unfortunately no one in the office is fruit fly CPR certified
25601,Did you even *attempt* resuscitation?,Unfortunately no one in the office is fruit fly CPR certified,Don't you mean certi- Flied? 👌
25602,RIP Fruit Fly,"I feel sorry for that poor cup of coffee. Didn't deserve such a fate, fly or no fly. ",The cup of coffee wanted freedom down the drain. The fruit fly was a martyr for the cause.
25603,"I feel sorry for that poor cup of coffee. Didn't deserve such a fate, fly or no fly. ",The cup of coffee wanted freedom down the drain. The fruit fly was a martyr for the cause.,Joan of Arc - Fruit Fly edition
25604,RIP Fruit Fly,f,F
25605,f,F,R
25606,F,R,A
25607,R,A,G
25608,RIP Fruit Fly,"Have you heard the song ""Fruit Fly"" by Nada Surf? I think you'll appreciate it. ","Just listened to it over lunch. I enjoyed it, thank you!"
25609,"Have you heard the song ""Fruit Fly"" by Nada Surf? I think you'll appreciate it. ","Just listened to it over lunch. I enjoyed it, thank you!","Aw good, glad you liked it. They're one of my favorite bands. "
25610,RIP Fruit Fly,In the last 7 days I've killed over 10-15 fruit flies.,Are you a hired hitman or just have homicidal tendencies?
25611,In the last 7 days I've killed over 10-15 fruit flies.,Are you a hired hitman or just have homicidal tendencies?,I was hired by a fruit-basket.
25612,My 16 yr old got back from the Apple Store earlier today and told me he caught someone trying to steal..,"I like to make jokes, sometimes bad jokes","So does OP (kidding, this post made laugh)"
25613,"I like to make jokes, sometimes bad jokes","So does OP (kidding, this post made laugh)",k
25614,My 16 yr old got back from the Apple Store earlier today and told me he caught someone trying to steal..,"I like to make jokes, sometimes bad jokes","If bad jokes are Dad jokes &amp; vise versa, sign me up anytime! Corny is the game!"
25615,"I like to make jokes, sometimes bad jokes","If bad jokes are Dad jokes &amp; vise versa, sign me up anytime! Corny is the game!","People dislike it, but it's fun. I don't make that jokes frequently "
25616,My 16 yr old got back from the Apple Store earlier today and told me he caught someone trying to steal..,More people should steal from apple the way they rip their customers off ,customer's fault  :)
25617,More people should steal from apple the way they rip their customers off ,customer's fault  :),Then it’s apples fault when people take their shit
25618,My 16 yr old got back from the Apple Store earlier today and told me he caught someone trying to steal..,More people should steal from apple the way they rip their customers off ,They aren't forcing anyone to buy their shit!
25619,More people should steal from apple the way they rip their customers off ,They aren't forcing anyone to buy their shit!,That’s a good point but they still suck ass
25620,They aren't forcing anyone to buy their shit!,That’s a good point but they still suck ass,Still not a reason to steal from them...
25621,My 16 yr old got back from the Apple Store earlier today and told me he caught someone trying to steal..,"Why ""an"" witness",an eye-witness (iWitness)
25622,"Why ""an"" witness",an eye-witness (iWitness),"And now the post is gone. Uh, Why"
25623,What do you love to do?,"I have no life, I play on computer all day","I haven't used my computer for like a month, been doing different activities."
25624,"I have no life, I play on computer all day","I haven't used my computer for like a month, been doing different activities.",What activities?
25625,"I haven't used my computer for like a month, been doing different activities.",What activities?,"Drawing and reading mainly, but I also love working out and getting fit."
25626,What activities?,"Drawing and reading mainly, but I also love working out and getting fit.",Oh ok
25627,Where is your happy place?,Unsuitable places.,What do you mean?
25628,Unsuitable places.,What do you mean?,At the edge of my comfort zone.Maybe then I'll find happiness.
25629,What do you mean?,At the edge of my comfort zone.Maybe then I'll find happiness.,Interesting. You're happiest bordering on discomfort? 
25630,At the edge of my comfort zone.Maybe then I'll find happiness.,Interesting. You're happiest bordering on discomfort? ,I believe I can be.
25631,Highlight of the weekend?,I went to the mall. It was pretty fun.,Lol did you buy things or just walked around? :p 
25632,I went to the mall. It was pretty fun.,Lol did you buy things or just walked around? :p ,"I bought a few posters, a shirt, and a smoothie."
25633,Lol did you buy things or just walked around? :p ,"I bought a few posters, a shirt, and a smoothie.",Don't leave me hanging! ..what kind of smoothie? :p 
25634,Highlight of the weekend?,Exams were over for the time being so I got piss drunk on Saturday. It was fun. ,I ought to get piss drunk at some point
25635,Exams were over for the time being so I got piss drunk on Saturday. It was fun. ,I ought to get piss drunk at some point,Get on it. 
25636,I ought to get piss drunk at some point,Get on it. ,"Nah, I’d rather spend the money on something a bit more... special, yet highly taboo."
25637,Get on it. ,"Nah, I’d rather spend the money on something a bit more... special, yet highly taboo.",Like what?! 
25638,"Nah, I’d rather spend the money on something a bit more... special, yet highly taboo.",Like what?! ,"An escort, a classy one who works for herself and herself alone."
25639,Like what?! ,"An escort, a classy one who works for herself and herself alone.",Lol good luck.. I don't even know how you would go about finding that! 
25640,"An escort, a classy one who works for herself and herself alone.",Lol good luck.. I don't even know how you would go about finding that! ,Me neither. Not that I'd ever be able to afford such a person if I did find one.
25641,Lol good luck.. I don't even know how you would go about finding that! ,Me neither. Not that I'd ever be able to afford such a person if I did find one.,haha if you start saving now many you can
25642,Me neither. Not that I'd ever be able to afford such a person if I did find one.,haha if you start saving now many you can,One can certainly hope.
25643,How do I ask someone their name when they already know me by name.,"""I apologize that I suck at remembering names.  What's yours again?""",Hahaha...that's my case..it really sucks...what's urs....
25644,"""I apologize that I suck at remembering names.  What's yours again?""",Hahaha...that's my case..it really sucks...what's urs....,ChickenXing omg you really bad at this i guess huh?  
25645,Hahaha...that's my case..it really sucks...what's urs....,ChickenXing omg you really bad at this i guess huh?  ,Hahaha you got it right
25646,"""I apologize that I suck at remembering names.  What's yours again?""",Hahaha...that's my case..it really sucks...what's urs....,"*Pauses.*  
*Looks deep into mirror.*  
You tell me first."
25647,"""I apologize that I suck at remembering names.  What's yours again?""",Hahaha...that's my case..it really sucks...what's urs....,"Then you have to follow up with.... ""oh I knew that, I ment your last name."" "
25648,Hahaha...that's my case..it really sucks...what's urs....,"Then you have to follow up with.... ""oh I knew that, I ment your last name."" ",It works normally...
25649,How do I ask someone their name when they already know me by name.,"""I apologize that I suck at remembering names.  What's yours again?""",How do you ask that question for the 5th time?
25650,"""I apologize that I suck at remembering names.  What's yours again?""",How do you ask that question for the 5th time?,"Better than calling them ""Hey"" for the 5th time"
25651,"""I apologize that I suck at remembering names.  What's yours again?""",How do you ask that question for the 5th time?,"Just say that you have early onset dementia, and they can't be mad at you or they'd be a jerk"
25652,"""I apologize that I suck at remembering names.  What's yours again?""",How do you ask that question for the 5th time?,Its looks too odd really...
25653,How do you ask that question for the 5th time?,Its looks too odd really...,That doesn't make sense
25654,How do I ask someone their name when they already know me by name.,"""Sorry what's your name?""

when they look at you confused say:

""I mean your last name""",That's been in the internet for years now. Would be obvious if actually used imo.
25655,"""Sorry what's your name?""

when they look at you confused say:

""I mean your last name""",That's been in the internet for years now. Would be obvious if actually used imo.,But it's helping. Isn't it?
25656,How do I ask someone their name when they already know me by name.,Ask him how to spell it,Good idea..
25657,Ask him how to spell it,Good idea..,"I mean who knows could be Joe. Jo...Joh??? so many different ways to spell it, gotta make sure!"
25658,How do I ask someone their name when they already know me by name.,Trawl through the friends list of a mutual friend on Facebook? ,What if you don't get time
25659,Trawl through the friends list of a mutual friend on Facebook? ,What if you don't get time,Then how much are you bothered?
25660,What if you don't get time,Then how much are you bothered?,What if you just come across someone..
25661,Then how much are you bothered?,What if you just come across someone..,"I just ask, 'what the fuck is your name again?'  I have to do it a lot at work. "
25662,What if you just come across someone..,"I just ask, 'what the fuck is your name again?'  I have to do it a lot at work. ",Yeah but it feels bad..
25663,"I just ask, 'what the fuck is your name again?'  I have to do it a lot at work. ",Yeah but it feels bad..,"So? If you want to know, it's what you gotta do. "
25664,Yeah but it feels bad..,"So? If you want to know, it's what you gotta do. ",No other way though but is it necessary to use his or her name during conversation...
25665,"So? If you want to know, it's what you gotta do. ",No other way though but is it necessary to use his or her name during conversation...,No. I've known people for years and not known their name! Lol 
25666,How do I ask someone their name when they already know me by name.,"I take a risk and say ""how do you spell your name (again)?""",Risky at times like in my case
25667,"I take a risk and say ""how do you spell your name (again)?""",Risky at times like in my case,I mean... mat or matt is a fair question :p
25668,Risky at times like in my case,I mean... mat or matt is a fair question :p,Hahaha yeah it is...
25669,How do I ask someone their name when they already know me by name.,"""So how do you spell your name?""

""Uh...T-i-m?""

""Hahaha no your last name!""","S-m-i-t-h, you tard. "
25670,"""So how do you spell your name?""

""Uh...T-i-m?""

""Hahaha no your last name!""","S-m-i-t-h, you tard. ",Ha...*cough* haha....i...i meant your m-middle...name?
25671,yes! tuesday: the q's day!,"1. Come on Eileen

2. Definitely ;)

3. Physics

4. Physics.

5. Most cheese are a hit",someone watched Perks of Being a Wallflower
25672,"1. Come on Eileen

2. Definitely ;)

3. Physics

4. Physics.

5. Most cheese are a hit",someone watched Perks of Being a Wallflower,I only know her as Hermione though...
25673,someone watched Perks of Being a Wallflower,I only know her as Hermione though...,but.. but.. i mean still.. 
25674,I only know her as Hermione though...,but.. but.. i mean still.. ,Isn't that where you got your name?
25675,but.. but.. i mean still.. ,Isn't that where you got your name?,"it is! half of it, at least."
25676,Isn't that where you got your name?,"it is! half of it, at least.",What's the other half?
25677,"it is! half of it, at least.",What's the other half?,my real name LOL
25678,What's the other half?,my real name LOL,You must really adore her then
25679,my real name LOL,You must really adore her then,"i like her. but you know, ""granger"" is a cute name"
25680,You must really adore her then,"i like her. but you know, ""granger"" is a cute name","That makes sense. 

How do you pronounce Lorelai? lore-lay? lore-lee?"
25681,"i like her. but you know, ""granger"" is a cute name","That makes sense. 

How do you pronounce Lorelai? lore-lay? lore-lee?",lore-uh-lie!
25682,"That makes sense. 

How do you pronounce Lorelai? lore-lay? lore-lee?",lore-uh-lie!,Sounds like a pretty rare name. I haven't met anyone irl with that name.
25683,lore-uh-lie!,Sounds like a pretty rare name. I haven't met anyone irl with that name.,yeahh it is pretty rare
25684,I went to a gay bar and really gained some empathy for women as far as what they experience at bars.,Well now I know for sure I'm an ugly gay cause this has never ever happened to me.,My mom says I'm handsome.
25685,Well now I know for sure I'm an ugly gay cause this has never ever happened to me.,My mom says I'm handsome.,"Funny, she told me the same thing. "
25686,My mom says I'm handsome.,"Funny, she told me the same thing. ",ding ding
25687,My mom says I'm handsome.,"Funny, she told me the same thing. ",Why would his mom tell you how handsome her son is?
25688,"Funny, she told me the same thing. ",Why would his mom tell you how handsome her son is?,"You know that you're on Reddit, right?"
25689,"Funny, she told me the same thing. ",Why would his mom tell you how handsome her son is?,She's worried he's been single for too long.
25690,My mom says I'm handsome.,"Funny, she told me the same thing. ","Ah, the ol' reddit... *sigh*. Nevermind, it just isn't the same anymore"
25691,Well now I know for sure I'm an ugly gay cause this has never ever happened to me.,My mom says I'm handsome.,My mom says I have the face for radio. 
25692,I went to a gay bar and really gained some empathy for women as far as what they experience at bars.,Well now I know for sure I'm an ugly gay cause this has never ever happened to me.,Yeah I'm a woman and can't relate to the story either. 
25693,Well now I know for sure I'm an ugly gay cause this has never ever happened to me.,Yeah I'm a woman and can't relate to the story either. ,Made me feel a bit bad.
25694,"I got called a ""noob"" on xbox live today",I love getting called a hacker. It's such a nice compliment.,"""I was lagging bro. That's all it was."""
25695,I love getting called a hacker. It's such a nice compliment.,"""I was lagging bro. That's all it was.""","""Lucky"" in a game that's all based on skill."
25696,"""I was lagging bro. That's all it was.""","""Lucky"" in a game that's all based on skill.",Another classic
25697,I love getting called a hacker. It's such a nice compliment.,"""I was lagging bro. That's all it was.""",My controller doesn't react
25698,"I speak english everyday on the Internet, but I can't actually speak english",Can you understand spoken english?,"Yes, the post says he learnt by reading books and watching YouTube videos."
25699,Can you understand spoken english?,"Yes, the post says he learnt by reading books and watching YouTube videos.","Oh! Didn't catch that. I was posting in class, so sort of half-paying attention to both."
25700,"I speak english everyday on the Internet, but I can't actually speak english",Want to practice?,"Sorry, too young to video chat with strangers :)"
25701,Want to practice?,"Sorry, too young to video chat with strangers :)",This is so cute lol
25702,"I speak english everyday on the Internet, but I can't actually speak english","I can read french ok, but speaking it? Tabernac.","The canadians are definitely VERY DIFFICULT to understand, even for native french speakers."
25703,"I can read french ok, but speaking it? Tabernac.","The canadians are definitely VERY DIFFICULT to understand, even for native french speakers.","Especially in NB! Although I do like Shediac French. More like frenglish...
"
25704,Something I would tell anyone... But I've imagined a world and different life for 2 years now. Has anyone had any fantasy's really long?,Mine has been going on for about 13 years...,Happy to meet a like-minded individual.  Honestly.
25705,Mine has been going on for about 13 years...,Happy to meet a like-minded individual.  Honestly.,"Nice to meet you friend :)
I thought everybody did this! It keeps me going."
25706,Happy to meet a like-minded individual.  Honestly.,"Nice to meet you friend :)
I thought everybody did this! It keeps me going.","Nice to meet you too Friend :)  It keeps me going to, especially through the darker parts of rl"
25707,"Hey, you, yes-yes, you..",Woah?!! It’s just that easy? Fuck off.,"i get where you're coming from, but was the ""Fuck off"" strictly necessary? "
25708,Woah?!! It’s just that easy? Fuck off.,"i get where you're coming from, but was the ""Fuck off"" strictly necessary? ",Absolutely.
25709,The pure joy of listening to an eargasmic song for the first time is honestly something I find worth living for,What’s the last song that gave you this feeling? ,Recent ones have been 'Ry X - Berlin' and 'Bazzi - Mine' :)
25710,What’s the last song that gave you this feeling? ,Recent ones have been 'Ry X - Berlin' and 'Bazzi - Mine' :),"Damn, I just listened to the first one. Really nice song. "
25711,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.","Today is my 10th anniversary, and I just wanted to see cake next to my name when I post.",Happy cake day! 
25712,"Today is my 10th anniversary, and I just wanted to see cake next to my name when I post.",Happy cake day! ,Thanks!
25713,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.",#I just turned 18!!!!,Congrats! :D
25714,#I just turned 18!!!!,Congrats! :D,Thanks! Username checks out.
25715,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.",I have a birthday at 28.2. I love presents ✌✌💚😂,"You mean February 28th? That's my birthday, too!"
25716,I have a birthday at 28.2. I love presents ✌✌💚😂,"You mean February 28th? That's my birthday, too!",Cooooolll love to find people with the same birthday.. You are a fish too 😀✌✌
25717,What brought you to Reddit?,"Pewdiepie submissions, if you watch his videos?",I don’t think I have! Should I? 
25718,"Pewdiepie submissions, if you watch his videos?",I don’t think I have! Should I? ,What interests you? 
25719,I don’t think I have! Should I? ,What interests you? ,"Dogs!! 
History 
Running/fitness 
Psychology of people! 
Cooking 
Series’s on Netflix 😄
"
25720,"I'm nearly 32, and like a small child I have a clear favorite colour - Yellow",We're alike. I try to have black-colored possessions. ,What's you're most treasured black-coloured possession?
25721,We're alike. I try to have black-colored possessions. ,What's you're most treasured black-coloured possession?,"~~A guy who likes Hip hop~~

My laptop."
25722,What was the last song you listened to just minutes ago?,Yeah! - Usher,Yeah that's nice. I like this one too! ;P
25723,Yeah! - Usher,Yeah that's nice. I like this one too! ;P,My freakin jam. 
25724,I haven’t gotten sick since December 2011. That is 6 years and 1 month of not even catching a cold.,Bruce Willis?,This is probably a movie reference but it’s lost on me lol
25725,Bruce Willis?,This is probably a movie reference but it’s lost on me lol,Unbreakable. Bruce Willis plays David Dunn. Samuel L Jackson plays Elijah Price (Mr. Glass).
25726,Today is mine and my boyfriend's four year anniversary.,...Four years and no ring?   That sounds like the opposite of supportive and caring to me.,"Funny, I didn’t realize there was an expiration date for marriage."
25727,...Four years and no ring?   That sounds like the opposite of supportive and caring to me.,"Funny, I didn’t realize there was an expiration date for marriage.",Read the studies I've linked to.   
25728,It is my birthday today :),Happy birthday! &lt;3 Mine is coming soon too. Got any plans for the day?,Nahh just relaxing at home and enjoying Sunday
25729,Happy birthday! &lt;3 Mine is coming soon too. Got any plans for the day?,Nahh just relaxing at home and enjoying Sunday,"The best way, really ;) have a great day ~~and life~~!"
25730,It is my birthday today :),Feliz cumpleaños :),Spanish? Gracias!
25731,Feliz cumpleaños :),Spanish? Gracias!,Denada :)
25732,Hey my beautiful people! how's you're night going?,At the moment I'm bored at work. Could always be worse. At least I'm getting paid. ,Where do you work? What do you do? 
25733,At the moment I'm bored at work. Could always be worse. At least I'm getting paid. ,Where do you work? What do you do? ,I work in the distribution center for a local newspaper. 
25734,Where do you work? What do you do? ,I work in the distribution center for a local newspaper. ,oh nice! Do you like it? 
25735,Hey my beautiful people! how's you're night going?,At the moment I'm bored at work. Could always be worse. At least I'm getting paid. ,Same.  But at least it's spaghetti night.
25736,At the moment I'm bored at work. Could always be worse. At least I'm getting paid. ,Same.  But at least it's spaghetti night.,Spaghetti night sounds fantastic!
25737,Valentines Day plans?,"Probably like every other year, won't notice it's here until it's gone.",What a wistful sentence haha 
25738,"Probably like every other year, won't notice it's here until it's gone.",What a wistful sentence haha ,"Thought that was a typo, but I looked it up. I have learned a new word today! Thanks!"
25739,What a wistful sentence haha ,"Thought that was a typo, but I looked it up. I have learned a new word today! Thanks!",haha no problem happy to be educational
25740,Kung fu Panda saved my life.,"I love this post a lot. Depression is a bitch, thats why I'm back in therapy. ","Ugh, thinkin bout going back to therapy myself:)"
25741,"I love this post a lot. Depression is a bitch, thats why I'm back in therapy. ","Ugh, thinkin bout going back to therapy myself:)",No ugh yo. Treat yo self to therapy. 
25742,"I love this post a lot. Depression is a bitch, thats why I'm back in therapy. ","Ugh, thinkin bout going back to therapy myself:)",My new therapist is amazing and wonderful. Find the right person.
25743,"Ugh, thinkin bout going back to therapy myself:)",My new therapist is amazing and wonderful. Find the right person.,You from portland? I had an awesome therapist at portland psychotherapy.
25744,My new therapist is amazing and wonderful. Find the right person.,You from portland? I had an awesome therapist at portland psychotherapy.,"In Portland currently, thanks for the reccomendation."
25745,"I love this post a lot. Depression is a bitch, thats why I'm back in therapy. ","Ugh, thinkin bout going back to therapy myself:)",Me too. Just nervous that it will be all for nothing 
25746,Kung fu Panda saved my life.,"I love this post a lot. Depression is a bitch, thats why I'm back in therapy. ","I feel like an ass for laughing at the title, I thought for sure it was a joke."
25747,"I love this post a lot. Depression is a bitch, thats why I'm back in therapy. ","I feel like an ass for laughing at the title, I thought for sure it was a joke.",To be fair it was unexpected.
25748,Kung fu Panda saved my life.,The power of allowing Jack Black into your life.,"This is not, the greatest post in the wor-orrld, this is just a tribute. "
25749,The power of allowing Jack Black into your life.,"This is not, the greatest post in the wor-orrld, this is just a tribute. ",r/unexpectedtenaciousd ?
25750,"This is not, the greatest post in the wor-orrld, this is just a tribute. ",r/unexpectedtenaciousd ?,beathingbeathingbeathing click aw.
25751,r/unexpectedtenaciousd ?,beathingbeathingbeathing click aw.,"Man, this guy really likes beathing"
25752,Tell me something positive!,Every number larger than 0,"What about 1 - i. 

It's kinda positive, and also kinda negative"
25753,Every number larger than 0,"What about 1 - i. 

It's kinda positive, and also kinda negative","Isn't i an imaginary number?
I think so"
25754,I did it!,Congratulations! I suggest framing your acceptance letter. ,It was an email but might have to print it!
25755,Congratulations! I suggest framing your acceptance letter. ,It was an email but might have to print it!,Absolutely. I printed my community college acceptance letter. It was an incredible day. 
25756,Tell me what's on your mind,Go out for dinner! Have a rave! Haha ,"What should I eat? And before you say it,  I'm not a fan of krill."
25757,Go out for dinner! Have a rave! Haha ,"What should I eat? And before you say it,  I'm not a fan of krill.",I thought only whales eat krill.
25758,"What should I eat? And before you say it,  I'm not a fan of krill.",I thought only whales eat krill., Nah
25759,Tell me what's on your mind,i'm so ugly :(, what's makes you ugly?
25760,i'm so ugly :(, what's makes you ugly?,my face and body
25761,"If anyone needs to vent, I'm willing to lend an ear!",I don't need to vent but it's awesome you made this offer. Thank you! ,You're welcome! Feel gee to PM me if you ever need to :)
25762,I don't need to vent but it's awesome you made this offer. Thank you! ,You're welcome! Feel gee to PM me if you ever need to :),That goes two ways :)
25763,"If anyone needs to vent, I'm willing to lend an ear!","I'm having a good day today, can I take a to-go order?",Good! :) And what would you like?
25764,"I'm having a good day today, can I take a to-go order?",Good! :) And what would you like?,A place to vent in the future sometime
25765,Good! :) And what would you like?,A place to vent in the future sometime,"Well, if you ever want to PM me to vent, go for it :)"
25766,Any fun weekend plans?,Yeah I'm traveling to Switzerland,Oh how cool is that! Where are you traveling from? And are you traveling for work or pleasure? 
25767,Yeah I'm traveling to Switzerland,Oh how cool is that! Where are you traveling from? And are you traveling for work or pleasure? ,California. Pleasure. I'm a model.
25768,Oh how cool is that! Where are you traveling from? And are you traveling for work or pleasure? ,California. Pleasure. I'm a model.,Oh that's super cool! 
25769,Any fun weekend plans?,Just the beach I guess. Not that fun but definitely beautiful,"As someone who did not grow up around a beach, I think that'd be fun! "
25770,Just the beach I guess. Not that fun but definitely beautiful,"As someone who did not grow up around a beach, I think that'd be fun! ",Yea. It fun when you're with fun people
25771,Any fun weekend plans?,I'm headed to see Jumani!,Enjoy!! Let me know how it is! 
25772,I'm headed to see Jumani!,Enjoy!! Let me know how it is! ,Was a lot of fun! I really enjoyed it. 
25773,I’ve done it.,Change is always scary. Do you already have another job?,Nope. But I have saved up some money and hopefully it can cover my expenses until my next job. 
25774,Change is always scary. Do you already have another job?,Nope. But I have saved up some money and hopefully it can cover my expenses until my next job. ,"Dude, you should be proud of yourself about that fact"
25775,What makes you happy?,driving while listening to good music.,Nice! What music do you like? 
25776,driving while listening to good music.,Nice! What music do you like? ,"Classical ,but all types really."
25777,What makes you happy?,driving while listening to good music.,"Now we're talking.

What do you listen to?"
25778,driving while listening to good music.,"Now we're talking.

What do you listen to?",Classical music 
25779,"Now we're talking.

What do you listen to?",Classical music ,I was hoping you could be more specific? :)
25780,Classical music ,I was hoping you could be more specific? :),Mozart
25781,I was hoping you could be more specific? :),Mozart,Cool. Thanks!
25782,Lonely person in need of a conversation so anyone wanna have a conversation about anything?,I would talk to you but my computer is dead and my charger is missing :(,It’s ok! No worries man at least you commented! 
25783,I would talk to you but my computer is dead and my charger is missing :(,It’s ok! No worries man at least you commented! ,ok now i got my charger. hopefully you post here on this subreddit more and i'll talk with u
25784,Lonely person in need of a conversation so anyone wanna have a conversation about anything?,"Do you still need to chat?!

",Yes I do! I’m always looking to talk to people 
25785,"Do you still need to chat?!

",Yes I do! I’m always looking to talk to people ,What's your highlight of the week? Sorry for late reply
25786,I gave my crush a birthday present and she loved it.,Ask. Them. Out.,Judging by all the responses I have to now lol.
25787,Ask. Them. Out.,Judging by all the responses I have to now lol.,Post an update when you do!
25788,Judging by all the responses I have to now lol.,Post an update when you do!,Will do!
25789,I gave my crush a birthday present and she loved it.,dick in a box?,"Wanted to at first but I couldn't find a box big enough, unfortunantely. :("
25790,dick in a box?,"Wanted to at first but I couldn't find a box big enough, unfortunantely. :(",Smooth. How could she not say yes?!
25791,"Wanted to at first but I couldn't find a box big enough, unfortunantely. :(",Smooth. How could she not say yes?!,Hes in the friendzone lmao
25792,I gave my crush a birthday present and she loved it.,"Goodluck! I had the same issue, 4 years strong at 16. You will be fine if shes as you say.",Thank you! I really do hope I'm going to be fine haha.
25793,"Goodluck! I had the same issue, 4 years strong at 16. You will be fine if shes as you say.",Thank you! I really do hope I'm going to be fine haha.,Hah. Sending you hopes from the internet stranger
25794,I gave my crush a birthday present and she loved it.,So friendzoned then?,I hope not. I will try to not get into it in the first place.
25795,So friendzoned then?,I hope not. I will try to not get into it in the first place.,keep us updated honestly im trying to do the same thing
25796,I hope not. I will try to not get into it in the first place.,keep us updated honestly im trying to do the same thing,Will do :)
25797,I gave my crush a birthday present and she loved it.,Wish it happened with me!,Maybe one day something similar will happen to you. :)
25798,Wish it happened with me!,Maybe one day something similar will happen to you. :),Hey thanks mate! Lets just hope it happens!
25799,I gave my crush a birthday present and she loved it.,OP days he will go all in and ask ole girl out. I want an update once he does!,"Will do, no worries haha."
25800,OP days he will go all in and ask ole girl out. I want an update once he does!,"Will do, no worries haha.","Good! I hope it goes well for you, although as jaded as I am I fully expect it to go poorly"
25801,"Will do, no worries haha.","Good! I hope it goes well for you, although as jaded as I am I fully expect it to go poorly","Hope for the best, expect the worst."
25802,"Good! I hope it goes well for you, although as jaded as I am I fully expect it to go poorly","Hope for the best, expect the worst.","The best philosophy, for real. Be hopeful,  but also realistic"
25803,I gave my crush a birthday present and she loved it.,Honestly the chewing gum gift is adorable and hilarious,You think? I didn't think that it was that good. Apparently she enjoyed it though.
25804,Honestly the chewing gum gift is adorable and hilarious,You think? I didn't think that it was that good. Apparently she enjoyed it though.,"Well it's obviously not a high effort present, but it's funny and kind of sweet. "
25805,"My cat likes to be flipped, smooshed, and shaken.",I take it that she doesn't like to be stirred? :-),"No, but she really likes to Bond with her human."
25806,I take it that she doesn't like to be stirred? :-),"No, but she really likes to Bond with her human.",I imagine that's pretty Q-ute.
25807,"No, but she really likes to Bond with her human.",I imagine that's pretty Q-ute.,It was the best scene in Octopussy
25808,"My cat likes to be flipped, smooshed, and shaken.",My furry companions like wearing costumes; what happened to your cat when it was a kitten?,What kind of costumes? And what do ou mean about what happened to her? 
25809,My furry companions like wearing costumes; what happened to your cat when it was a kitten?,What kind of costumes? And what do ou mean about what happened to her? ,Furry costumes. Did you cat develop a crushing fetish?
25810,"My cat likes to be flipped, smooshed, and shaken.",ಠ_ಠ,=^_^=
25811,ಠ_ಠ,=^_^=,"&gt;=\^_\^=

"
25812,"My cat likes to be flipped, smooshed, and shaken.",My cat used to try and bite me as soon as I went near his belly lol,Happy cake day! 
25813,My cat used to try and bite me as soon as I went near his belly lol,Happy cake day! ,"Someone else said that, what they is cake day?"
25814,Happy cake day! ,"Someone else said that, what they is cake day?","It's the ""Birthday"" of when you joined Reddit. See the little cake by your username?"
25815,"Someone else said that, what they is cake day?","It's the ""Birthday"" of when you joined Reddit. See the little cake by your username?",Oh wow! I knew it was soon but not today! Happy birthday to me!
25816,"It's the ""Birthday"" of when you joined Reddit. See the little cake by your username?",Oh wow! I knew it was soon but not today! Happy birthday to me!,"*Happy Cake Day! 
FIFY lol =P"
25817,It's friday tomorrow! Got any plans for friday night?,"I have a date! I am excited.

And a little nervous.",Best of luck my dude! It's okay to be nervous!
25818,"I have a date! I am excited.

And a little nervous.",Best of luck my dude! It's okay to be nervous!,"Thanks man.

You should text the girl!"
25819,"Every time I go home by train I am followed by older man, it is getting really weird",Maybe you remind him of someone.,But is all this necessary because of that?
25820,Maybe you remind him of someone.,But is all this necessary because of that?,Nope. He sounds like a creep. You could say hi to him and tell us how he reacted.
25821,But is all this necessary because of that?,Nope. He sounds like a creep. You could say hi to him and tell us how he reacted.,I am afraid that he would think that I am interested in him and it would get only worse
25822,Nope. He sounds like a creep. You could say hi to him and tell us how he reacted.,I am afraid that he would think that I am interested in him and it would get only worse,"Just tell him, “What the fuck do you want? You’re bothering me and in my space.”"
25823,I am afraid that he would think that I am interested in him and it would get only worse,"Just tell him, “What the fuck do you want? You’re bothering me and in my space.”","I am too polite for something like this, but even I have my limits"
25824,"Just tell him, “What the fuck do you want? You’re bothering me and in my space.”","I am too polite for something like this, but even I have my limits",Say it in a joking like casual angry tone. Not a true angry tone. 
25825,"I am too polite for something like this, but even I have my limits",Say it in a joking like casual angry tone. Not a true angry tone. ,"The way he knocked on my window, damn..."
25826,Say it in a joking like casual angry tone. Not a true angry tone. ,"The way he knocked on my window, damn...",Well that sounds scary as shit
25827,"The way he knocked on my window, damn...",Well that sounds scary as shit,I still have the image in my head
25828,"Every time I go home by train I am followed by older man, it is getting really weird","OP, please update us when you can. Honestly worried :(","Everything is fine, thank you for your concerns."
25829,"OP, please update us when you can. Honestly worried :(","Everything is fine, thank you for your concerns.",I’m glad it is! What you described is us female commuters’ recurring nightmare
25830,"Everything is fine, thank you for your concerns.",I’m glad it is! What you described is us female commuters’ recurring nightmare,I totally understand that
25831,"Every time I go home by train I am followed by older man, it is getting really weird",r/LetsNotMeet,Should I post?
25832,r/LetsNotMeet,Should I post?,Yeah.
25833,"Every time I go home by train I am followed by older man, it is getting really weird","Fwiw, stay safe OP. This story kind of freaked me out :(",That knock on the window freaked me too
25834,"Fwiw, stay safe OP. This story kind of freaked me out :(",That knock on the window freaked me too,Yea.. Happy you're out of there atm at least!
25835,That knock on the window freaked me too,Yea.. Happy you're out of there atm at least!,"Me too, my friend"
25836,"Every time I go home by train I am followed by older man, it is getting really weird",The guy is s fucking pscho, I am really glad that he doesn’t look like Arnold in his prime
25837,The guy is s fucking pscho, I am really glad that he doesn’t look like Arnold in his prime,Might be a good idea to confront him. He’ll probably find another train 
25838, I am really glad that he doesn’t look like Arnold in his prime,Might be a good idea to confront him. He’ll probably find another train ,We will see maybe
25839,Just found out how accepting of other people's hobbies I am.,Model trains. Hell yeah.,I always wanted to get into this but never did. 
25840,Model trains. Hell yeah.,I always wanted to get into this but never did. ,I like it a lot. It's a lot of work though. 
25841,I'll try to draw your username on my whiteboard!,Shoot!,What the hell does that even mean
25842,Shoot!,What the hell does that even mean,Go for it. 
25843,I'll try to draw your username on my whiteboard!,"What have you done? You absolute madman. Cheers to you.

I would draw your name, but.. how?",Wow that is a number with a story! 
25844,"What have you done? You absolute madman. Cheers to you.

I would draw your name, but.. how?",Wow that is a number with a story! ,"It really is! I was always into numbers, but this one has something special about it :-D"
25845,I'll try to draw your username on my whiteboard!,Go on,Hey!
25846,Go on,Hey!,Hello friend!
25847,My dad's a flat-earther,Smack him in the head everyday from now on and keep doing it until he gets the message.,I feel like him applying the violence to his dad might just make his dad double down.
25848,Smack him in the head everyday from now on and keep doing it until he gets the message.,I feel like him applying the violence to his dad might just make his dad double down.,Nono you don’t know what you’re talking about. It’s the best way.
25849,Where are you all from?,"Canada, born and raised in a town near Ottawa","Hey, me too! Carleton Place specifically."
25850,"Canada, born and raised in a town near Ottawa","Hey, me too! Carleton Place specifically.","Oh cool! Well I'm from Stittsville,  were not that far apart!"
25851,Where are you all from?,"Buenos Aires, Argentina","Buenos aires, costa rica (my current position Im from germany). 😉"
25852,"Buenos Aires, Argentina","Buenos aires, costa rica (my current position Im from germany). 😉",Sister city? :P
25853,Where are you all from?,I live in the bachelorette party capitol of the USA.,Jersey?
25854,I live in the bachelorette party capitol of the USA.,Jersey?,"No, several hundred miles south. It's also known as Music City."
25855,Jersey?,"No, several hundred miles south. It's also known as Music City.","Nice, I always liked Nashville. Soooo the bachelorette party capitol? I'mma have to revisit lol."
25856,Where are you all from?,"England, from the Midlands.",Whereabouts? I'm from Leicester
25857,"England, from the Midlands.",Whereabouts? I'm from Leicester,Warwickshire :)
25858,Where are you all from?,"Montevideo, Uruguay. We even have our own subreddit at r/uruguay ",A un Buquebus de distancia ;)
25859,"Montevideo, Uruguay. We even have our own subreddit at r/uruguay ",A un Buquebus de distancia ;),"Jajaj cierto, saludos hermano. "
25860,Where are you all from?,Austria. Just 30 Minutes by car away from Hungary. ,Hungary. Just 30 Minutes by car away from Austria.
25861,Austria. Just 30 Minutes by car away from Hungary. ,Hungary. Just 30 Minutes by car away from Austria.,nice :D
25862,Where are you all from?,Texas! ,Dallas?
25863,Texas! ,Dallas?,50 miles east of Dallas
25864,Dallas?,50 miles east of Dallas,"I'm 30 miles North of Dallas, haha. Collin County!"
25865,50 miles east of Dallas,"I'm 30 miles North of Dallas, haha. Collin County!",Hunt County! 
25866,"I'm 30 miles North of Dallas, haha. Collin County!",Hunt County! ,Awesome!! Love my fellow Texans (as long as you aren't a nasty driver)!
25867,Hunt County! ,Awesome!! Love my fellow Texans (as long as you aren't a nasty driver)!,Negative- that's everyone else 😝
25868,Awesome!! Love my fellow Texans (as long as you aren't a nasty driver)!,Negative- that's everyone else 😝,Lol it seems that’s what we all think
25869,50 miles east of Dallas,"I'm 30 miles North of Dallas, haha. Collin County!",Collin County represent!
25870,Where are you all from?,"England, Yorkshire too. Hey neighbour 😊",I'm in Leeds. 
25871,"England, Yorkshire too. Hey neighbour 😊",I'm in Leeds. ,Hull myself. Originally from Grimsby/Cleethorpes area 
25872,I'm in Leeds. ,Hull myself. Originally from Grimsby/Cleethorpes area ,Hull represent!
25873,Where are you all from?,Born and raised in America. Now living in the UK.,West Philadelphia?
25874,Born and raised in America. Now living in the UK.,West Philadelphia?,About 250 miles away from there.
25875,Where are you all from?,"Moldova, to be exact, Transnistria. 2010 we emigrated to Germany and living here since.  ",Visited Tiraspol once. Interesting place you guys have there...
25876,"Moldova, to be exact, Transnistria. 2010 we emigrated to Germany and living here since.  ",Visited Tiraspol once. Interesting place you guys have there...,How come?
25877,So its the end of the first month of this year...,"I had a bit of a breakdown yesterday, but other than that everything is pretty much the same. ",i hope you doing fine now 
25878,"I had a bit of a breakdown yesterday, but other than that everything is pretty much the same. ",i hope you doing fine now ,"I'm doing better, thank you!"
25879,So its the end of the first month of this year...,"I had a bit of a breakdown yesterday, but other than that everything is pretty much the same. ",I love your username!
25880,"I had a bit of a breakdown yesterday, but other than that everything is pretty much the same. ",I love your username!,Thank you!
25881,So its the end of the first month of this year...,I've pretty much given up on all of my resolutions :(,Why ?? What happened??
25882,I've pretty much given up on all of my resolutions :(,Why ?? What happened??,Lack of discipline and relapsing from depression again.
25883,So its the end of the first month of this year...,"I been okay, trying to stop doing things that are bad for me","Yes that's how you should start, next start doing that's gonna help you :)"
25884,"I been okay, trying to stop doing things that are bad for me","Yes that's how you should start, next start doing that's gonna help you :)",Yes! It's important to work towards our well-being
25885,So its the end of the first month of this year..., Trying to start studying for the CPA exam but having motivational issues.  ,Hey just make sure you put 100% of your efforts don't worry about the rest for now good luck :)
25886, Trying to start studying for the CPA exam but having motivational issues.  ,Hey just make sure you put 100% of your efforts don't worry about the rest for now good luck :),Thx
25887,Is it just me that feels stupid all the time?,"I get called stupid and retarded multiple times a day, just learnt to ignore it.",Happy Cakeday you smart cookie 
25888,"I get called stupid and retarded multiple times a day, just learnt to ignore it.",Happy Cakeday you smart cookie ,Yay
25889,Random conversations about anything,I ate one of the largest meals I've ever had today.,What was it?
25890,I ate one of the largest meals I've ever had today.,What was it?,Full family size Thai fried rice with green beans. Felt absolutely fantastic afterward.
25891,Hey! What made today good for you?,I can see my front kitchen countertop again! (Just don't look at the back one...),Hahahaha construction? 
25892,I can see my front kitchen countertop again! (Just don't look at the back one...),Hahahaha construction? ,"I wish! No, just finally cleaned the whole thing off"
25893,"Math is awesome, and I wish more people loved it as much as I do.",Just got into a math program yesterday!,Oh yeah? What program?
25894,Just got into a math program yesterday!,Oh yeah? What program?,"Bachelor of science at the university of British Columbia, planning on becoming a mathematitian!"
25895,What’s going on with you today?,I remembered my birthday is coming up because I got the renewed registration for my car.,When is your birthday?
25896,I remembered my birthday is coming up because I got the renewed registration for my car.,When is your birthday?,In about two weeks
25897,When is your birthday?,In about two weeks,Awesome! Do you have any plans ?
25898,What’s going on with you today?,Just hanging out drinking some tea from one of my smallest teapots. ,What flavor tea and how tiny is your smallest tea pot?
25899,Just hanging out drinking some tea from one of my smallest teapots. ,What flavor tea and how tiny is your smallest tea pot?,"Some cheap factory shou pu'erh, the pot I use for it is around 60ml"
25900,What flavor tea and how tiny is your smallest tea pot?,"Some cheap factory shou pu'erh, the pot I use for it is around 60ml","I want tea now !

Tea me please "
25901,"Some cheap factory shou pu'erh, the pot I use for it is around 60ml","I want tea now !

Tea me please ","Well I for sure have plenty, along with quite a few larger pots to serve more than one person"
25902,"I want tea now !

Tea me please ","Well I for sure have plenty, along with quite a few larger pots to serve more than one person",What’s your favorite flavor of tea 
25903,What’s going on with you today?,I ate Chinese food. It's kind of getting boring. ,Do you often eat Chinese food?
25904,I ate Chinese food. It's kind of getting boring. ,Do you often eat Chinese food?,No
25905,Do you often eat Chinese food?,No,"Did you mean the Chinese food is getting boring, or your day was getting boring? "
25906,No,"Did you mean the Chinese food is getting boring, or your day was getting boring? ",chinese food 
25907,"Did you mean the Chinese food is getting boring, or your day was getting boring? ",chinese food ,"Why was your Chinese food boring? 
It should be flavorful  !"
25908,chinese food ,"Why was your Chinese food boring? 
It should be flavorful  !",i didn't see much variety. 
25909,"Why was your Chinese food boring? 
It should be flavorful  !",i didn't see much variety. ,Well that’s shitty
25910,What’s going on with you today?,Grilled some pork for dinner. Now watching Bob's Burgers with my son. ,"New or old episode? 
How was the pork?"
25911,Grilled some pork for dinner. Now watching Bob's Burgers with my son. ,"New or old episode? 
How was the pork?","Season 1, if you can believe it! Piggy tenderloin was delectable."
25912,Got called an old man today. Im 23.,I have shirts older than you.,So do I. Working with kids is weird.
25913,I have shirts older than you.,So do I. Working with kids is weird.,Are those vintage shirts or?
25914,So do I. Working with kids is weird.,Are those vintage shirts or?,I have hand-me-downs
25915,Are those vintage shirts or?,I have hand-me-downs,Tell me more.
25916,I have hand-me-downs,Tell me more.,What more would you want to know?
25917,Tell me more.,What more would you want to know?,Wait a minute...
25918,What more would you want to know?,Wait a minute...,Hang on a second...
25919,Wait a minute...,Hang on a second...,Give me a moment something seems off
25920,Hang on a second...,Give me a moment something seems off,"I'm still wanting to know more, but "
25921,Are those vintage shirts or?,I have hand-me-downs,Have they grayed over the years? 
25922,I have hand-me-downs,Have they grayed over the years? ,I think they might die.
25923,I have shirts older than you.,So do I. Working with kids is weird.,"Nah dude, i have shirts older than YOU! "
25924,Got called an old man today. Im 23.,"A coworker called me ""sir"" once... were both the same age",One of my friends (same age as me) calls me sir.
25925,"A coworker called me ""sir"" once... were both the same age",One of my friends (same age as me) calls me sir.,So instead of bro or dude you guys picked sir? Nice lol
25926,Got called an old man today. Im 23.,"A coworker called me ""sir"" once... were both the same age","I got called ma’am
Last year when I was 17"
25927,"A coworker called me ""sir"" once... were both the same age","I got called ma’am
Last year when I was 17","Well I guess it goes down how you present yourself too, I guess?"
25928,Got called an old man today. Im 23.,"A coworker called me ""sir"" once... were both the same age",I call my son 'sir' because I can. It confuses people who don't know us. 
25929,"A coworker called me ""sir"" once... were both the same age",I call my son 'sir' because I can. It confuses people who don't know us. ,Okay thats hilarious 
25930,Got called an old man today. Im 23.,I’m 24 and my other half is 18. She calls me old man and I call her Jailbait. Fuck young people!,"&gt; Fuck young people!

Is that your official advice?"
25931,I’m 24 and my other half is 18. She calls me old man and I call her Jailbait. Fuck young people!,"&gt; Fuck young people!

Is that your official advice?",Only if they are legal
25932,"&gt; Fuck young people!

Is that your official advice?",Only if they are legal,16 is legal where I am but I’d still caution people against it. 
25933,Only if they are legal,16 is legal where I am but I’d still caution people against it. ,Just because its legal doesn't mean its not creepy.
25934,"Thank you, Redditors.",What is friend 2s problem? Im curious? ,Teehee. Lot of people wondering if they are friend number 2?
25935,What is friend 2s problem? Im curious? ,Teehee. Lot of people wondering if they are friend number 2?,"Exactly. He's more like a worshipper or slave, than a friend."
25936,Does anyone else ever upvote a post not because it's worth an upvote but because it's been downvoted undeservedly?,Pity upvotes are the only times I actually do upvote to be totally frank.,Okay... Can I still be Garth?
25937,Pity upvotes are the only times I actually do upvote to be totally frank.,Okay... Can I still be Garth?,"Take me, Garth.
"
25938,Okay... Can I still be Garth?,"Take me, Garth.
",Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.
25939,Pity upvotes are the only times I actually do upvote to be totally frank.,Okay... Can I still be Garth?,All these Wayne's World references today. Makes me happy.
25940,Okay... Can I still be Garth?,All these Wayne's World references today. Makes me happy.,Excellent!
25941,Does anyone else ever upvote a post not because it's worth an upvote but because it's been downvoted undeservedly?,I upvote everything I interact with and never downvote anything. ,But I mean....sometimes there are things that definitely win a downvote...
25942,I upvote everything I interact with and never downvote anything. ,But I mean....sometimes there are things that definitely win a downvote...,It's not good for you. Just give them an upvote too. 
25943,What do you speak?,PHP,"Java, C#,C++, Python, Ruby, Kotlin

I can speak machine languages including Cisco IOS languages."
25944,PHP,"Java, C#,C++, Python, Ruby, Kotlin

I can speak machine languages including Cisco IOS languages.",But PHP is the best of all.
25945,"Java, C#,C++, Python, Ruby, Kotlin

I can speak machine languages including Cisco IOS languages.",But PHP is the best of all.,Programming languages are the only languages i completely gave up on learning XD
25946,I'm exhausted and feeling kinda down,Heyy I’m here to talk ,You're very kind :) 
25947,Heyy I’m here to talk ,You're very kind :) ,Thanks! What do you want to talk about?
25948,You're very kind :) ,Thanks! What do you want to talk about?,Hmm whatcha up to?
25949,Thanks! What do you want to talk about?,Hmm whatcha up to?,I’m laying down lol hbu?
25950,Hmm whatcha up to?,I’m laying down lol hbu?,Oh neat I'm writing an essay and eating chocolate
25951,I’m laying down lol hbu?,Oh neat I'm writing an essay and eating chocolate,What’s the essay on? Also what kind of chocolate? I LOVE chocolate
25952,I'm exhausted and feeling kinda down,Do you have any idea how to spell mayonnaise?,I think you have it right but it's one of those words that looks like it shouldn't be a word??
25953,Do you have any idea how to spell mayonnaise?,I think you have it right but it's one of those words that looks like it shouldn't be a word??,"Ah, got it. What's your major?"
25954,I think you have it right but it's one of those words that looks like it shouldn't be a word??,"Ah, got it. What's your major?",Chemistry :)
25955,Say hi and I'll tell you what I find cool about you.,Hey there! ,"Well thank you very much! I find it cool that you're redhead girl, I've always had a weakness!"
25956,Hey there! ,"Well thank you very much! I find it cool that you're redhead girl, I've always had a weakness!",Wow! You must’ve gone far to find that lol. 
25957,I just had vocal cord surgery and I'm not allowed to make any noise for one week. I now realize how hard it is to not laugh...I feel like I'm Jimmy Fallon on a SNL sketch trying not to break.,"Aww that's so sad :(, how is your throat though?",It doesn't hurt at all! Though it was sore immediately when I woke up groggy from surgery. 
25958,"Aww that's so sad :(, how is your throat though?",It doesn't hurt at all! Though it was sore immediately when I woke up groggy from surgery. ,"Imagine how you will sound! If I were you, I would record my sound right when you speak again."
25959,I just had vocal cord surgery and I'm not allowed to make any noise for one week. I now realize how hard it is to not laugh...I feel like I'm Jimmy Fallon on a SNL sketch trying not to break.,&gt; A/S/L? ,American/Sign/Language
25960,&gt; A/S/L? ,American/Sign/Language,Age/Sex/Location? too
25961,How did you reach 400 karma?,You made it! Congratulations!,Maybe :o. My account still reads 377. I will eventually at this rate!
25962,You made it! Congratulations!,Maybe :o. My account still reads 377. I will eventually at this rate!,It says 400 for me :)
25963,How did you reach 400 karma?,I had this post about armored knuckles and it got me like 1000 I have ptsd from that night.,I feel like anything too popular would simultaneously put me on edge and have me wanting more.
25964,I had this post about armored knuckles and it got me like 1000 I have ptsd from that night.,I feel like anything too popular would simultaneously put me on edge and have me wanting more.,It was a taste of victory I’ll prolly never see again but hey 
25965,I feel like anything too popular would simultaneously put me on edge and have me wanting more.,It was a taste of victory I’ll prolly never see again but hey ,You will always have the memory... And the Cravings (to do better)
25966,Has a video game ever made you cry?,"Well no, because I don't play video games, I've no time for that nonsense.",Did this comment make you feel better about yourself?
25967,"Well no, because I don't play video games, I've no time for that nonsense.",Did this comment make you feel better about yourself?,"No, it's just the truth. Not everyone shares your interests."
25968,"Hey, I love you.","Thank you, I love me too.",Yay! That isn’t easy. What do you love about yourself? 
25969,"Thank you, I love me too.",Yay! That isn’t easy. What do you love about yourself? ,I don't know yet. :((
25970,Yay! That isn’t easy. What do you love about yourself? ,I don't know yet. :((,But you do love yourself?
25971,I don't know yet. :((,But you do love yourself?,He loves how indecisive he is 😉
25972,But you do love yourself?,He loves how indecisive he is 😉,that makes 2 of us!
25973,"Hey, I love you.",Ouch.,Why ouch?
25974,Ouch.,Why ouch?,Expression of love that seem directed at me make me itch. 
25975,"Hey, I love you.","*channeling Han Solo*

I know.",Damn you are just too fly! It's quite intimidating if I am being honest.  
25976,"*channeling Han Solo*

I know.",Damn you are just too fly! It's quite intimidating if I am being honest.  ,*would respond but currently frozen in carbonite*
25977,Damn you are just too fly! It's quite intimidating if I am being honest.  ,*would respond but currently frozen in carbonite*,Still intimidated by the coolness.
25978,"Hey, I love you.","Aww, thanks, but you should be careful, not everyone is worth being loved. ",I appreciate the warning :) I disagree though. And that's okay
25979,"Aww, thanks, but you should be careful, not everyone is worth being loved. ",I appreciate the warning :) I disagree though. And that's okay,You seem like an awesome person. What are you up to today?
25980,Drunk and bored,It's going pretty good mate. Where you from?,"England, half 2 here "
25981,It's going pretty good mate. Where you from?,"England, half 2 here ",Ah nice. I'm from Ohio but would love to visit England one day
25982,Drunk and bored,Cheers up brotha. Also driving alone but I'm bachelor that lives alone ,"Ahh I still live at home, far too expensive to move out "
25983,Cheers up brotha. Also driving alone but I'm bachelor that lives alone ,"Ahh I still live at home, far too expensive to move out ","I understand. I love my mom, can't live with her anymore tho. 😂"
25984,Drunk and bored,Beer and video games. Could be worse. ,What game you playing?
25985,Beer and video games. Could be worse. ,What game you playing?,Far Cry Primal. Whole Far Cry collection was/is on sale for like $50. It's pretty decent. 
25986,Drunk and bored,Chill friday. Watching a movie on Netflix!,What movie? 
25987,Chill friday. Watching a movie on Netflix!,What movie? ,The Open House
25988,What movie? ,The Open House,Enjoying it?
25989,The Open House,Enjoying it?,Actually yes! I didn't expect it to be good but it is creepy and intriguing.
25990,Take 2: what are you guys up to tonight?,Watching Netflix and working on a jigsaw puzzle. ,What puzzle?
25991,Watching Netflix and working on a jigsaw puzzle. ,What puzzle?,It's kinda like a bookshelf collage. Hard to explain 
25992,What puzzle?,It's kinda like a bookshelf collage. Hard to explain ,Sounds pretty cool. How many pieces?
25993,Take 2: what are you guys up to tonight?,It's 3am and I'm watching YouTube videos and thinking about heading to bed. ,UK or something?
25994,It's 3am and I'm watching YouTube videos and thinking about heading to bed. ,UK or something?,Denmark. :)
25995,UK or something?,Denmark. :),"Oh, duh. The username. "
25996,Take 2: what are you guys up to tonight?,"Homework, maybe I'll play some vidya games.","Nice, what games?"
25997,"Homework, maybe I'll play some vidya games.","Nice, what games?",Probably just Shadow of War
25998,"Nice, what games?",Probably just Shadow of War,Never played it. Sounds like a mobile game. Whats it about?
25999,What song do you have stuck in your head?,"It's all about that bass, 'bout that bass, *no treble*.

Make it stop!",Omg that is an annoyingly catchy one. Good luck getting that out of your head
26000,"It's all about that bass, 'bout that bass, *no treble*.

Make it stop!",Omg that is an annoyingly catchy one. Good luck getting that out of your head,I need to put on some Bjork. Her screeching will knock it right out. 
26001,What song do you have stuck in your head?,"3 words:
Feel Good Inc.","Windmill, windmill for the land..."
26002,"3 words:
Feel Good Inc.","Windmill, windmill for the land...",Turn forever hand in hand...
26003,"3 words:
Feel Good Inc.","Windmill, windmill for the land...","Oh no, it came back. Stop. STop!"
26004,What song do you have stuck in your head?,Do you hear what I hear,Still got the Christmas stuff stuck in your head? 
26005,Do you hear what I hear,Still got the Christmas stuff stuck in your head? ,The weird thing is it just popped in my head today
26006,What song do you have stuck in your head?,I have bohemian rhapsody stuck in my head constantly ,Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? 
26007,I have bohemian rhapsody stuck in my head constantly ,Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? ,"Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality"
26008,Kissed a stranger and can't stop smiling!,Did you get his number!??,"Yes! We texted a bit last night. 
"
26009,Did you get his number!??,"Yes! We texted a bit last night. 
",Whew.  I was a bit worried.  :) Nice work.
26010,"Yes! We texted a bit last night. 
",Whew.  I was a bit worried.  :) Nice work.,No worries! Thanks for your concern though! 
26011,Whew.  I was a bit worried.  :) Nice work.,No worries! Thanks for your concern though! ,Is there a date coming up soon?
26012,No worries! Thanks for your concern though! ,Is there a date coming up soon?,[removed]
26013,Did you get his number!??,"Yes! We texted a bit last night. 
",Phew I was worried too.
26014,Kissed a stranger and can't stop smiling!,"Congrats! I imagine it was a bit of rules 1 &amp; 2, but hope it works out",Obviously it was rule 1&amp;2 but who cares? 
26015,"Congrats! I imagine it was a bit of rules 1 &amp; 2, but hope it works out",Obviously it was rule 1&amp;2 but who cares? ,Explainitlikeimfive please?
26016,Obviously it was rule 1&amp;2 but who cares? ,Explainitlikeimfive please?,"Rule 1: be attractive/look good. 

Rule 2: dont be unattractive/dont be ugly. "
26017,Kissed a stranger and can't stop smiling!,"That's so nice, I've always wanted to kiss a stranger",I highly recommend it. It was amazing. 
26018,"That's so nice, I've always wanted to kiss a stranger",I highly recommend it. It was amazing. ,This goes against all the advice i was told in primary school 
26019,Kissed a stranger and can't stop smiling!,Omg thats so great. Im 29 and never had one of those :/,One more year to becoming a wizard. So how excited are you?
26020,Omg thats so great. Im 29 and never had one of those :/,One more year to becoming a wizard. So how excited are you?,My body is ready for the magic
26021,Kissed a stranger and can't stop smiling!,Aww! So sweet. Now I can’t stop smiling :),😄 Definately feel like I’m on cloud 9. Can’t wait for Monday! 
26022,Aww! So sweet. Now I can’t stop smiling :),😄 Definately feel like I’m on cloud 9. Can’t wait for Monday! ,Dont get all oneitis knaw
26023,Kissed a stranger and can't stop smiling!,write it down so you'll never forget,"You’re right, I should. It was supposed to just be a forgettable Thursday afternoon! "
26024,write it down so you'll never forget,"You’re right, I should. It was supposed to just be a forgettable Thursday afternoon! ",write it down in a notebook of your own.
26025,"You’re right, I should. It was supposed to just be a forgettable Thursday afternoon! ",write it down in a notebook of your own.,🤣😂🤣
26026,Kissed a stranger and can't stop smiling!,"That's awesome!!! I miss first kisses. They're always the best. 
","IDK, the fourth or fifth was definitely much better than the very first..."
26027,"That's awesome!!! I miss first kisses. They're always the best. 
","IDK, the fourth or fifth was definitely much better than the very first...",I don't mean your very first kiss ever. I meant first kiss with someone new. 
26028,**rant** 😠,"First of all, how dare you. ",You don’t agree? 😕
26029,"First of all, how dare you. ",You don’t agree? 😕,Not really but my comment was meant to be /s
26030,You don’t agree? 😕,Not really but my comment was meant to be /s,"Lol! Sorry, I’m a bit slow today due to the battering I received earlier 😏"
26031,My puppy died and I just kind of want someone to talk to.,I'm sorry for your loss :(,"Thank you, also your user name checks out my feelings p well.

Gave me a slight giggle. &lt;3333"
26032,I'm sorry for your loss :(,"Thank you, also your user name checks out my feelings p well.

Gave me a slight giggle. &lt;3333",...I didn't even realize... how awkward 😬
26033,"My mom uses the word fetish in place of the word pet peeve. At this point it's too late to correct her. What is a word your parents have used that makes you think, uh that's the wrong word?",Oh man. You should correct her so she doesn’t embarrass herself in front of others. D:,I just might do that! So far it's only family she's said it to. 
26034,Oh man. You should correct her so she doesn’t embarrass herself in front of others. D:,I just might do that! So far it's only family she's said it to. ,That makes it worse
26035,Oh man. You should correct her so she doesn’t embarrass herself in front of others. D:,I just might do that! So far it's only family she's said it to. ,"Come on man, how have you not corrected her yet"
26036,I just might do that! So far it's only family she's said it to. ,"Come on man, how have you not corrected her yet",Read the edit! 😂
26037,"Come on man, how have you not corrected her yet",Read the edit! 😂,Ayy
26038,"My mom uses the word fetish in place of the word pet peeve. At this point it's too late to correct her. What is a word your parents have used that makes you think, uh that's the wrong word?",Oh man. You should correct her so she doesn’t embarrass herself in front of others. D:,The feel of chalk is just a fetish
26039,Oh man. You should correct her so she doesn’t embarrass herself in front of others. D:,The feel of chalk is just a fetish,As are line cutters
26040,"My mom uses the word fetish in place of the word pet peeve. At this point it's too late to correct her. What is a word your parents have used that makes you think, uh that's the wrong word?",Oh man. You should correct her so she doesn’t embarrass herself in front of others. D:,Embarrassing myself in front of others is my number one fetish
26041,Oh man. You should correct her so she doesn’t embarrass herself in front of others. D:,Embarrassing myself in front of others is my number one fetish,Wait! I meant the other thi—
26042,Oh man. You should correct her so she doesn’t embarrass herself in front of others. D:,Embarrassing myself in front of others is my number one fetish,"I hate when someone takes stuff from my desk, freeuse is totally my biggest fetish. "
26043,Embarrassing myself in front of others is my number one fetish,"I hate when someone takes stuff from my desk, freeuse is totally my biggest fetish. ","NSFW

r/freeuse


NSFW"
26044,"My mom uses the word fetish in place of the word pet peeve. At this point it's too late to correct her. What is a word your parents have used that makes you think, uh that's the wrong word?","My stepmom uses ""hoi polloi"" to describe the snooty rich types.  Absolute opposite.","Does she mean ""hoity toi""?"
26045,"My stepmom uses ""hoi polloi"" to describe the snooty rich types.  Absolute opposite.","Does she mean ""hoity toi""?",mi hoy minoy
26046,"My mom uses the word fetish in place of the word pet peeve. At this point it's too late to correct her. What is a word your parents have used that makes you think, uh that's the wrong word?","Not my parent, but some old guy I know of used to always use inconceivable very incorrectly....",Are you talking about the guy from princess bride?
26047,"Not my parent, but some old guy I know of used to always use inconceivable very incorrectly....",Are you talking about the guy from princess bride?,Yeeeaaah :)
26048,"My mom uses the word fetish in place of the word pet peeve. At this point it's too late to correct her. What is a word your parents have used that makes you think, uh that's the wrong word?",Platapus was a banned word in my house. Lol,How? 😂
26049,Platapus was a banned word in my house. Lol,How? 😂,"I think someone told my parents it meant punani, I'm not entirely sure 😂"
26050,Chat with me!,West Coast or Best Coast? Maritimes represent.,"Best coast, of course. Eastern Canada FTW"
26051,West Coast or Best Coast? Maritimes represent.,"Best coast, of course. Eastern Canada FTW","Go to sleep then brother.

Grew up in NS, now trapped in ON. 

I miss the Ocean."
26052,"Best coast, of course. Eastern Canada FTW","Go to sleep then brother.

Grew up in NS, now trapped in ON. 

I miss the Ocean.",Sleep is for the weak
26053,"So, tell me",I wrote a song for the first time so I'm pretty satisfied with myself so far I guess :),I’m a song writer too! Which genre?
26054,I wrote a song for the first time so I'm pretty satisfied with myself so far I guess :),I’m a song writer too! Which genre?,I have no idea! I guess it's kind of an indie folk thing though
26055,I’m a song writer too! Which genre?,I have no idea! I guess it's kind of an indie folk thing though,That sounds dope! Are you gonna record it?
26056,I have no idea! I guess it's kind of an indie folk thing though,That sounds dope! Are you gonna record it?,Yeah hopefully I'll do some home recording thing for it this week!
26057,That sounds dope! Are you gonna record it?,Yeah hopefully I'll do some home recording thing for it this week!,Could you send me the link via pm when you publish it? I’m curious 
26058,Yeah hopefully I'll do some home recording thing for it this week!,Could you send me the link via pm when you publish it? I’m curious ,"Ok, I will!"
26059,Could you send me the link via pm when you publish it? I’m curious ,"Ok, I will!",Thanks!
26060,"So, tell me",Can I have a do-over?,That’d be sweet ahaha 
26061,Can I have a do-over?,That’d be sweet ahaha ,How is your year so far?
26062,"So, tell me",I am doing great. I have been cooking more.,That’s one thing that I always promise myself I will learn
26063,I am doing great. I have been cooking more.,That’s one thing that I always promise myself I will learn,I have cooked quite a lot already this year.
26064,Today I ordered ice cream all by myself for the first time in my non-native tongue.,its not too hard to order fast food in a foreign language.  Like Spanish:  Numero dos con Coke.,*Combo dos con coca* Actually
26065,its not too hard to order fast food in a foreign language.  Like Spanish:  Numero dos con Coke.,*Combo dos con coca* Actually,"Depending on where you say that, you might be getting a different kind of coca; nowhatimean ;)"
26066,Today I ordered ice cream all by myself for the first time in my non-native tongue.,"Just move your hands a bunch, how hard could it be?",What if I'm missing hands? :c it would be very difficult.
26067,"Just move your hands a bunch, how hard could it be?",What if I'm missing hands? :c it would be very difficult.,Prosthetics.
26068,What if I'm missing hands? :c it would be very difficult.,Prosthetics.,You kidding me? I'm an American. I can't afford that shit.
26069,Prosthetics.,You kidding me? I'm an American. I can't afford that shit.,BroomStick+duct tape
26070,You kidding me? I'm an American. I can't afford that shit.,BroomStick+duct tape,"That just makes for an arm, not the hands, which is the most important part."
26071,BroomStick+duct tape,"That just makes for an arm, not the hands, which is the most important part.",Attach inflated gloves
26072,"That just makes for an arm, not the hands, which is the most important part.",Attach inflated gloves,You're right. Problem solved.
26073,"I accidentally told a co-worker ""I love you""",You are now married. ,but... i am already married.
26074,You are now married. ,but... i am already married.,You are now married *again*.
26075,but... i am already married.,You are now married *again*.,"I love my wife, but ugh...once is enough."
26076,You are now married *again*.,"I love my wife, but ugh...once is enough.",I hear that. 
26077,"I love my wife, but ugh...once is enough.",I hear that. ,I read that
26078,I hear that. ,I read that,I read this. 
26079,I read that,I read this. ,I redd it
26080,I read this. ,I redd it,I hear this.
26081,I redd it,I hear this.,I heard that 
26082,I hear this.,I heard that ,I herdd it
26083,I heard that ,I herdd it,I heared this
26084,I herdd it,I heared this,I copy that
26085,I hear this.,I heard that ,I read that.
26086,I hear this.,I heard that ,I saw that
26087,I hear this.,I heard that ,I heard it - Haddit
26088,"I love my wife, but ugh...once is enough.",I hear that. ,Dilly dilly 
26089,You are now married *again*.,"I love my wife, but ugh...once is enough.",I think you meant to tell you’re wife “you’re welcome”
26090,You are now married *again*.,"I love my wife, but ugh...once is enough.",You can start a harem though.
26091,"I love my wife, but ugh...once is enough.",You can start a harem though.,It's not as glamorous as it sounds.
26092,You can start a harem though.,It's not as glamorous as it sounds.,From what I know it can be quite a chore.
26093,You are now married *again*.,"I love my wife, but ugh...once is enough.",Ahh I see you are not a man of culture
26094,You are now married. ,but... i am already married.,Double married.
26095,but... i am already married.,Double married.,Bigamy?
26096,Double married.,Bigamy?,Bigly! 
26097,but... i am already married.,Double married.,"""Work Wife"""
26098,You are now married. ,but... i am already married.,"Stop hogging all of them, tone down on the charisma, charm, and confidence."
26099,You are now married. ,but... i am already married.,now your divorced 
26100,"I just found out that in the US, you can get stabbed while defending your store, and then get fired for misconduct. What the fuck?","If the company policy is ""do not engage"", then if you engage, you get fired.  ",Exactly. A dead cashier is a bigger problem for a store owner than a robbery. 
26101,"If the company policy is ""do not engage"", then if you engage, you get fired.  ",Exactly. A dead cashier is a bigger problem for a store owner than a robbery. ,Also their WCI provider isn’t going to like a stab wound claim. 
26102,"If the company policy is ""do not engage"", then if you engage, you get fired.  ",Exactly. A dead cashier is a bigger problem for a store owner than a robbery. ,Probably a bummer for the cashier too.
26103,Valentine’s Day plans?,nothing. have been single all my life,Nothing? What do you mean nothing? Even laying on the bed and closing your eyes is something
26104,nothing. have been single all my life,Nothing? What do you mean nothing? Even laying on the bed and closing your eyes is something,:/
26105,Nothing? What do you mean nothing? Even laying on the bed and closing your eyes is something,:/,You should go do something for yourself. Is there anything you like to do
26106,:/,You should go do something for yourself. Is there anything you like to do,no :/
26107,Can't sleep. First time posting on here. Anyone have extreme boredom in life?,I can’t stop thinking about the hunk that is Star Platinum,From the manga? 
26108,I can’t stop thinking about the hunk that is Star Platinum,From the manga? ,I haven’t read the manga but I love the recent anime 
26109,From the manga? ,I haven’t read the manga but I love the recent anime ,"Haven't watched the anime yet, still catching up on full metal brotherhood - _-"
26110,Can't sleep. First time posting on here. Anyone have extreme boredom in life?,I can’t stop thinking about the hunk that is Star Platinum,Purple dudes are sexy. 
26111,I can’t stop thinking about the hunk that is Star Platinum,Purple dudes are sexy. ,[removed]
26112,Can't sleep. First time posting on here. Anyone have extreme boredom in life?,idk i was eating. i'm sleepy but i like thinking. ._.,Thoughts definitely keep someone from snoozing 
26113,idk i was eating. i'm sleepy but i like thinking. ._.,Thoughts definitely keep someone from snoozing ,:/ 
26114,Challenging your honesty and comfortably!,What thing have you kept hidden from your family?,Me doing acid. 
26115,What thing have you kept hidden from your family?,Me doing acid. ,"What is ""doing acid""? I'm from the netherlands"
26116,Me doing acid. ,"What is ""doing acid""? I'm from the netherlands",LSD
26117,One of those can't sleep nights.,Wifey material or naw bruh?,wow
26118,Wifey material or naw bruh?,wow,Woah
26119,wow,Woah,(. _.)
26120,One of those can't sleep nights.,Hi (._.) I'm a night owl again. ,Hello! Same here! I'm both a night owl and an early bird. Sleep is not my forte.
26121,Hi (._.) I'm a night owl again. ,Hello! Same here! I'm both a night owl and an early bird. Sleep is not my forte.,:O hehe. You must have a busy job
26122,Sell me something!,"Hey kid, wanna buy some drugs? ",Hmmm what drugs?
26123,"Hey kid, wanna buy some drugs? ",Hmmm what drugs?,"Oh, ya know, the illegal kind"
26124,Hmmm what drugs?,"Oh, ya know, the illegal kind",Hmmm like how illegal? Like I could get it over the counter in Mexico or SUPER illegal?
26125,Sell me something!,I am trying to sell a ps Vita if anyone wants one,Hahaha I hope there is someone actually willing to buy it here. 
26126,I am trying to sell a ps Vita if anyone wants one,Hahaha I hope there is someone actually willing to buy it here. ,Me too
26127,Hahaha I hope there is someone actually willing to buy it here. ,Me too,Do your sales pitch!
26128,Me too,Do your sales pitch!,Well I put it on OfferUp so hopefully someone bites
26129,Sell me something!,I am trying to sell a ps Vita if anyone wants one,how much?
26130,I am trying to sell a ps Vita if anyone wants one,how much?,Idk 150? 130?
26131,Sell me something!,write something down,What do you mean?
26132,write something down,What do you mean?,have you seen the movie the wolf of wall street?
26133,What do you mean?,have you seen the movie the wolf of wall street?,Oohhhhh!!! It has been too long. Well played! 
26134,adulting sucks :(,My wife handles all that,so get married?? got it
26135,My wife handles all that,so get married?? got it,Don't do that
26136,so get married?? got it,Don't do that,can't do that :(
26137,adulting sucks :(,And even becomes so hard making friends too,I'll be ur friend!!
26138,And even becomes so hard making friends too,I'll be ur friend!!,I'll be your friend too ☺️
26139,adulting sucks :(,"Lately, I haven't been adulting :_

",it's okay to have a break...... *sometimes*
26140,"Lately, I haven't been adulting :_

",it's okay to have a break...... *sometimes*,"Yeah, especially after this week I've been having."
26141,What makes you proud of yourself right now?,I'm studying. And drinking a blueberry smoothie that I made. What a day. ,I yearn for this type of go getter mentality
26142,I'm studying. And drinking a blueberry smoothie that I made. What a day. ,I yearn for this type of go getter mentality,._. i've been lazy. i just started 1 out of 3 chapters for a class. 
26143,I yearn for this type of go getter mentality,._. i've been lazy. i just started 1 out of 3 chapters for a class. ,By the way I wasn't being sarcastic I wish I made smoothies
26144,What makes you proud of yourself right now?,"Not much. Pretty bloody miserable about most things, at the minute.",Same.
26145,"Not much. Pretty bloody miserable about most things, at the minute.",Same.,What's up?
26146,Same.,What's up?,I'm not even sure.
26147,What's up?,I'm not even sure.,How's the studying going?
26148,I'm not even sure.,How's the studying going?,"Studying? Oh.. of course. Evidently, it could be better."
26149,How's the studying going?,"Studying? Oh.. of course. Evidently, it could be better.",I thought you were at uni?
26150,"Studying? Oh.. of course. Evidently, it could be better.",I thought you were at uni?,"I am, though I seemed to have forgotten for a short moment there.  "
26151,I thought you were at uni?,"I am, though I seemed to have forgotten for a short moment there.  ",Haha. Easily enough done. Which course are you on?
26152,"I am, though I seemed to have forgotten for a short moment there.  ",Haha. Easily enough done. Which course are you on?,"Maths, it used to be my favourite thing in the world, nowadays not so much. "
26153,Haha. Easily enough done. Which course are you on?,"Maths, it used to be my favourite thing in the world, nowadays not so much. ",Good stuff. We need more mathematicians. 
26154,Haha. Easily enough done. Which course are you on?,"Maths, it used to be my favourite thing in the world, nowadays not so much. ","Hi guys, why so? Math can be great, especially if you combine it with something like AI. 
"
26155,What makes you proud of yourself right now?,"Not much. Pretty bloody miserable about most things, at the minute.",It gets better.
26156,"Not much. Pretty bloody miserable about most things, at the minute.",It gets better.,I know. Difficult to keep everything together at times.
26157,What's a video game that means a lot to you emotionally?,"Sonic adventure 2 battle, the Chao dude",i just tried playing again and god the chao has alot of grind  
26158,"Sonic adventure 2 battle, the Chao dude",i just tried playing again and god the chao has alot of grind  ,"But it's too cute not to, you can also use things multiple times with a glitch"
26159,"I just realised that every time I upvote something on this Reddit, I get a new quote. Now I can't stop upvoting comments and posts to see what I would get :D",I have no idea what you're on about to I'm commenting to find out if you're crazy or not. ,Nothing happened on mobile. No idea what you're Talking about! Help? 
26160,I have no idea what you're on about to I'm commenting to find out if you're crazy or not. ,Nothing happened on mobile. No idea what you're Talking about! Help? ,I think this comes up only on Desktop version of Reddit and not mobile..
26161,Nothing happened on mobile. No idea what you're Talking about! Help? ,I think this comes up only on Desktop version of Reddit and not mobile..,"Well, I guess I’m throwing my useless, boring phone into the ocean now. "
26162,I think this comes up only on Desktop version of Reddit and not mobile..,"Well, I guess I’m throwing my useless, boring phone into the ocean now. ",THIS IS SPARTAAA is apparently what your comment gives me.
26163,"Well, I guess I’m throwing my useless, boring phone into the ocean now. ",THIS IS SPARTAAA is apparently what your comment gives me.,That’s what I yelled when I threw my phone into the ocean.
26164,THIS IS SPARTAAA is apparently what your comment gives me.,That’s what I yelled when I threw my phone into the ocean.,"Up, up, up... it's outta here!"
26165,That’s what I yelled when I threw my phone into the ocean.,"Up, up, up... it's outta here!",Big brother is watching. 
26166,"Up, up, up... it's outta here!",Big brother is watching. ,"That just warms the little cockles of my heart

NO IT DOESN'T. Thoroughly creeped out."
26167,"Well, I guess I’m throwing my useless, boring phone into the ocean now. ",THIS IS SPARTAAA is apparently what your comment gives me.,"same.... is each comment linked to a quote, regardless of who's viewing?"
26168,THIS IS SPARTAAA is apparently what your comment gives me.,"same.... is each comment linked to a quote, regardless of who's viewing?",I believe each comment has a set quote and everyone who upvotes will see the same.
26169,"I just realised that every time I upvote something on this Reddit, I get a new quote. Now I can't stop upvoting comments and posts to see what I would get :D",I have no idea what you're on about to I'm commenting to find out if you're crazy or not. ,Everybody calls me The Joker. I guess I might have some crazy going on.
26170,I have no idea what you're on about to I'm commenting to find out if you're crazy or not. ,Everybody calls me The Joker. I guess I might have some crazy going on.,"i like our smile :)

This is what i got by upvoting this comment
"
26171,Everybody calls me The Joker. I guess I might have some crazy going on.,"i like our smile :)

This is what i got by upvoting this comment
","Has to be the best comment so far..

I got You are crazily weird.. "
26172,"i like our smile :)

This is what i got by upvoting this comment
","Has to be the best comment so far..

I got You are crazily weird.. ","I got 'don't hug strangers, even if they offer candy' "
26173,"Has to be the best comment so far..

I got You are crazily weird.. ","I got 'don't hug strangers, even if they offer candy' ",Ummm.. Candy?
26174,"I got 'don't hug strangers, even if they offer candy' ",Ummm.. Candy?,Sure! *hugs*
26175,Ummm.. Candy?,Sure! *hugs*,Congratulations. You have now been kidnapped.
26176,Sure! *hugs*,Congratulations. You have now been kidnapped.,Oh boy! I hope there is more candy! 
26177,Congratulations. You have now been kidnapped.,Oh boy! I hope there is more candy! ,":-/

You are not doing it right!"
26178,Oh boy! I hope there is more candy! ,":-/

You are not doing it right!",That's what she said! 
26179,":-/

You are not doing it right!",That's what she said! ,"Bwahaha.. 

Take my upvote and somebody give this guy some gold.. :D"
26180,That's what she said! ,"Bwahaha.. 

Take my upvote and somebody give this guy some gold.. :D",Do I still get candy? And can you also present me with a random variable? 
26181,Sure! *hugs*,Congratulations. You have now been kidnapped.,Was there a panel van involved?
26182,Congratulations. You have now been kidnapped.,Was there a panel van involved?,Of course.. Who kidnaps anyone in anything else but a panel van with tinted windows? Pffffft
26183,Was there a panel van involved?,Of course.. Who kidnaps anyone in anything else but a panel van with tinted windows? Pffffft,"I dunno. Did it also have the words ""FREE CANDY"" spray-painted on the side with the R reversed?"
26184,Of course.. Who kidnaps anyone in anything else but a panel van with tinted windows? Pffffft,"I dunno. Did it also have the words ""FREE CANDY"" spray-painted on the side with the R reversed?",Were you just standing there when LordBrook was being kidnapped?
26185,"I dunno. Did it also have the words ""FREE CANDY"" spray-painted on the side with the R reversed?",Were you just standing there when LordBrook was being kidnapped?,"No, that happened about half an hour before I got here."
26186,"I got 'don't hug strangers, even if they offer candy' ",Ummm.. Candy?,"your says ""I am here and now I am gone""

Perfectly matching your interest in candy."
26187,"i like our smile :)

This is what i got by upvoting this comment
","Has to be the best comment so far..

I got You are crazily weird.. ","for yours i got ""your heart is a strange little orange to peel"""
26188,"Has to be the best comment so far..

I got You are crazily weird.. ","for yours i got ""your heart is a strange little orange to peel""","Has got to be the strangest thing that I have read here.. 

Reddit is on acid, confirmed! "
26189,"i like our smile :)

This is what i got by upvoting this comment
","Has to be the best comment so far..

I got You are crazily weird.. ","well, your heart is a strange little orange to peel."
26190,"i like our smile :)

This is what i got by upvoting this comment
","Has to be the best comment so far..

I got You are crazily weird.. ",I’m Glad u got what I meant 😛
26191,I have no idea what you're on about to I'm commenting to find out if you're crazy or not. ,Everybody calls me The Joker. I guess I might have some crazy going on.,Some people call me Maurice
26192,"I just realised that every time I upvote something on this Reddit, I get a new quote. Now I can't stop upvoting comments and posts to see what I would get :D",I have no idea what you're on about to I'm commenting to find out if you're crazy or not. ,"Upvoted this comment. I got ""[$0.25 has been deducted from your account]""."
26193,I have no idea what you're on about to I'm commenting to find out if you're crazy or not. ,"Upvoted this comment. I got ""[$0.25 has been deducted from your account]"".","Huh, weird. Not on the app then. "
26194,"Upvoted this comment. I got ""[$0.25 has been deducted from your account]"".","Huh, weird. Not on the app then. ",Nope. I was on browser mobile then.
26195,I have no idea what you're on about to I'm commenting to find out if you're crazy or not. ,"Upvoted this comment. I got ""[$0.25 has been deducted from your account]"".","I got, ""Up, up, up... it's outta here!"""
26196,"I just realised that every time I upvote something on this Reddit, I get a new quote. Now I can't stop upvoting comments and posts to see what I would get :D",I have no idea what you're on about to I'm commenting to find out if you're crazy or not. ,Are you by any chance a Newfie? 
26197,I have no idea what you're on about to I'm commenting to find out if you're crazy or not. ,Are you by any chance a Newfie? ,"Give my $0.25 back!
"
26198,"I just realised that every time I upvote something on this Reddit, I get a new quote. Now I can't stop upvoting comments and posts to see what I would get :D",Upvoted every comment and didn't get a single quote. At least I spread some good karma :),"Yours says ""Have you hugged a stranger today?""..

*virtually hugs you*

.. I have now! :D"
26199,Upvoted every comment and didn't get a single quote. At least I spread some good karma :),"Yours says ""Have you hugged a stranger today?""..

*virtually hugs you*

.. I have now! :D",*TEARS UP* So kind.
26200,"I just realised that every time I upvote something on this Reddit, I get a new quote. Now I can't stop upvoting comments and posts to see what I would get :D",Does this work on mobile?,"Nope. Sorry.

It's the only reason why I noticed it today since I wasn't using Reddit on Mobile."
26201,Does this work on mobile?,"Nope. Sorry.

It's the only reason why I noticed it today since I wasn't using Reddit on Mobile.","Dang, I'll have to check back later on desktop"
26202,"Hey, it's my 28th birthday! But I have no one to celebrate with, sooo, what are you up to today?",Happy birthday! Hope you're doing great op.,I'm functioning at 90 percent goodness! Thank you!!
26203,Happy birthday! Hope you're doing great op.,I'm functioning at 90 percent goodness! Thank you!!,Good to hear that! You're welcome :)
26204,"Hey, it's my 28th birthday! But I have no one to celebrate with, sooo, what are you up to today?",Happy birthday! Upvotes all the way around! ,Upvotes errday bruh! Thank you :D
26205,Happy birthday! Upvotes all the way around! ,Upvotes errday bruh! Thank you :D,"Agreed, but we seem to have a troll who doesn’t!"
26206,"Hey, it's my 28th birthday! But I have no one to celebrate with, sooo, what are you up to today?","Your 28th birthday is my 28th year in America. I am also 28 years old as well, cheers mate","Woo! I wonder what that is in Australian years, happy 28th year, friend!"
26207,"Your 28th birthday is my 28th year in America. I am also 28 years old as well, cheers mate","Woo! I wonder what that is in Australian years, happy 28th year, friend!",Woo!
26208,"Hey, it's my 28th birthday! But I have no one to celebrate with, sooo, what are you up to today?",Happy birthday! Got a cake yet? Hope you do something to treat yourself. ,Nope! But I'll probably grab cheesecake before I go home. I *love* cheesecake.
26209,Happy birthday! Got a cake yet? Hope you do something to treat yourself. ,Nope! But I'll probably grab cheesecake before I go home. I *love* cheesecake.,Get ya some!  Enjoy your day!!! 
26210,Got my first pair of glasses today. I can finally see the world in crystal clear HD quality! :D,What frames did you get? ,Just simple rectangular black ones!
26211,What frames did you get? ,Just simple rectangular black ones!,Nice. 
26212,Today I started doing things regardless if my friends or significant others want to participate,"Movies by yourself is an underrated simple pleasure. Welcome to the club, now leave me alone!",My fiancé works Saturdays about once a month. That’s 9 am movie time for me.
26213,"Movies by yourself is an underrated simple pleasure. Welcome to the club, now leave me alone!",My fiancé works Saturdays about once a month. That’s 9 am movie time for me.,That sounds like heaven.
26214,Today I started doing things regardless if my friends or significant others want to participate,Any chance you live near Wisconsin?? I need friends like you!,"Unfortunately I live in Orlando, Florida! :("
26215,Any chance you live near Wisconsin?? I need friends like you!,"Unfortunately I live in Orlando, Florida! :(",Boo! What about penpals?? Lol
26216,Today I started doing things regardless if my friends or significant others want to participate,Any chance you live near Wisconsin?? I need friends like you!,"Hello, fellow Wisconsinite :) "
26217,Any chance you live near Wisconsin?? I need friends like you!,"Hello, fellow Wisconsinite :) ",Hello!!! :) Crazy weather we are having this January! 
26218,"Why are people on Reddit so quick to be mean, hostile or angry when you post a comment?",Shut the fuck up /s,"Ah, you got me there for a second.."
26219,Shut the fuck up /s,"Ah, you got me there for a second..",I'm just full of surprises :)
26220,I encountered my first Canadian today.,I want to be a Canadian lol ,No you don’t. The air hurts my face.
26221,I want to be a Canadian lol ,No you don’t. The air hurts my face.,But my country hurts my face lol I have no clue what's going on anymore
26222,No you don’t. The air hurts my face.,But my country hurts my face lol I have no clue what's going on anymore,"all those facepalms, eh?
"
26223,I encountered my first Canadian today.,Most of the Canadians I know are lovely people. Except my ex-husband. He's a douchebag. ,"Haha it seems like everyone has a ""that one evil Canadian"" story"
26224,Most of the Canadians I know are lovely people. Except my ex-husband. He's a douchebag. ,"Haha it seems like everyone has a ""that one evil Canadian"" story","It's the corollary to everyone's ""that one nice American"" story"
26225,"What is your ""go to"" remedy after getting dumped?",I solve that problem by not being attractive enough to be in a relationship in the first place!,"You okay buddy? :C
"
26226,I solve that problem by not being attractive enough to be in a relationship in the first place!,"You okay buddy? :C
","Not really lol.

There isn't much I can do about it though lol."
26227,"What is your ""go to"" remedy after getting dumped?",Emo music,sounds like it would make things worse wouldn't it?
26228,Emo music,sounds like it would make things worse wouldn't it?,"Well the past hurts, you can run from it or learn from it. I like learning from mistakes."
26229,"I'm all ears ( eyes technically ). I'm running out of new songs, drop your favs here.",Plz listen to sunflower by Rex Orange county. It's soooooooooooo good.  ,Thanks duuuuuude
26230,Plz listen to sunflower by Rex Orange county. It's soooooooooooo good.  ,Thanks duuuuuude,Uuuuuuuuuuuur welcome
26231,I will write you a short story,A story where the narrator falls in love with the reader ,You’re 3# in the queue
26232,A story where the narrator falls in love with the reader ,You’re 3# in the queue,Awesome let me know how it goes :))
26233,You’re 3# in the queue,Awesome let me know how it goes :)),Doing yours now :)
26234,Awesome let me know how it goes :)),Doing yours now :),"yoooo how can I view your work after you finish??
"
26235,Doing yours now :),"yoooo how can I view your work after you finish??
","I sent you a link, I replied to your orignal comment :)"
26236,Doing yours now :),"yoooo how can I view your work after you finish??
",[removed]
26237,"A portal to another world opens in front of you and it's beautiful. You don’t know how long it will stay open or if you’ll be able to get back after you go through, What would you do??",I'd go. I have nothing in this world to lose and everything to gain on the other side :) ,"I'm jumping through with you, deal? :) I love the positivity!  "
26238,I'd go. I have nothing in this world to lose and everything to gain on the other side :) ,"I'm jumping through with you, deal? :) I love the positivity!  ","Haha, totally! And it was anything but positive, haha. I'm not too fond of this side, sadly."
26239,"I'm jumping through with you, deal? :) I love the positivity!  ","Haha, totally! And it was anything but positive, haha. I'm not too fond of this side, sadly.",Awe no...well if you need anyone to vent to or open up to about it i'm here for sure man! 
26240,"A portal to another world opens in front of you and it's beautiful. You don’t know how long it will stay open or if you’ll be able to get back after you go through, What would you do??",Go!,"I’m thinking all these people that jump in, we all need to form a community once we land lol 😂 "
26241,Go!,"I’m thinking all these people that jump in, we all need to form a community once we land lol 😂 ",/redditportaljump2018
26242,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.","A small vent. 
 
I hate the Patriots. 
 
Have a good day. ",Why?  What makes them worth hating?
26243,"A small vent. 
 
I hate the Patriots. 
 
Have a good day. ",Why?  What makes them worth hating?,They always seem to beat all the teams that I likes :(
26244,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.","Celebrate? - Wife is due to give birth to son (2nd child, 1st son) Thursday.",How does your first child feel?
26245,"Celebrate? - Wife is due to give birth to son (2nd child, 1st son) Thursday.",How does your first child feel?,Shes 2 and so far is pretty nonverbal.
26246,How does your first child feel?,Shes 2 and so far is pretty nonverbal.,Good spacing.  They will play together. 
26247,"How do people do this 5-day work week, every god damn week, of their god damn lives?",Woohooo Capitalism! ,I don't think any other non capitalist countries had better work weeks. 
26248,Woohooo Capitalism! ,I don't think any other non capitalist countries had better work weeks. ,"You are right. Hmmmmm.


Woohooo Trickle down Economics"
26249,"How do people do this 5-day work week, every god damn week, of their god damn lives?",I wish I owned a home I could complain about.,How old are you
26250,I wish I owned a home I could complain about.,How old are you,30.
26251,How old are you,30.,Where do you live?
26252,30.,Where do you live?,California.
26253,Where do you live?,California.,I'm so sorry I understand you 100%. SoCal.
26254,California.,I'm so sorry I understand you 100%. SoCal.,"Yep, Nor Cal is not any better."
26255,I'm so sorry I understand you 100%. SoCal.,"Yep, Nor Cal is not any better.",Apartments 4 life.
26256,"How do people do this 5-day work week, every god damn week, of their god damn lives?",You could always let me take your place ,"Before I consider it, what’s your situation?"
26257,You could always let me take your place ,"Before I consider it, what’s your situation?",I'm going to go for career training and job placement soon because right now I'm underemployed 
26258,"I had one of the most intimate experiences of my life, and it was just a conversation.",The simplest things are always the most enjoyable. ,Not food poisoning tho
26259,The simplest things are always the most enjoyable. ,Not food poisoning tho,There's nothing simple about your goal being to not shit yourself for a few days. 
26260,The simplest things are always the most enjoyable. ,Not food poisoning tho,Helps you lose weight
26261,"Sometimes when I’m sad, I cuddle my cat and whisper to him that he is safe.",I have a large pillow that I cuddle when I'm sad,Is it an Anime Body Pillow?
26262,I have a large pillow that I cuddle when I'm sad,Is it an Anime Body Pillow?,"No. I'm already a disappointment to my parents, and I don't want to get kicked out"
26263,"Sometimes when I’m sad, I cuddle my cat and whisper to him that he is safe.","That's so sweet. I try do that with our cat, but he hates me and hates my cuddles :(",Haha my other cat is that way 
26264,"That's so sweet. I try do that with our cat, but he hates me and hates my cuddles :(",Haha my other cat is that way ,I'm so jealous of people who have cuddly cats!
26265,Just deactivated my Facebook.,"Yeah, feminist bullshit! The horror! /s",*But they already have equal rights* /s
26266,"Yeah, feminist bullshit! The horror! /s",*But they already have equal rights* /s,I dare you to name me one right that women dont have.
26267,Just deactivated my Facebook.,"Yeah, feminist bullshit! The horror! /s",Dude is into r/MGTOW. Hardly surprising :/
26268,"Yeah, feminist bullshit! The horror! /s",Dude is into r/MGTOW. Hardly surprising :/,"Yeah. I have no idea what that stands for, BUT, i get what it is. What does that stand for?"
26269,I just really fucking love my succulents guys.,"Uhh, what are succulents? ",Plants that have a high water content and are actually nice to nibble on.
26270,"Uhh, what are succulents? ",Plants that have a high water content and are actually nice to nibble on.,"Wait, I can eat my succulents? Now that name makes a lot more sense..."
26271,Plants that have a high water content and are actually nice to nibble on.,"Wait, I can eat my succulents? Now that name makes a lot more sense...",Hello...
26272,Plants that have a high water content and are actually nice to nibble on.,"Wait, I can eat my succulents? Now that name makes a lot more sense...","Jk. They’ll kill you dead.  :D 

Just a little Reddit humor between friends!"
26273,A girl just asked for my number!!,"Hmmm, ""help"", you say, with some ""some assignments"", hmmmm.",She wants the A not the D
26274,"Hmmm, ""help"", you say, with some ""some assignments"", hmmmm.",She wants the A not the D,She could at least repay your help with a B
26275,She wants the A not the D,She could at least repay your help with a B,You sure she doesn’t want to F?
26276,"Hmmm, ""help"", you say, with some ""some assignments"", hmmmm.",She wants the A not the D,Why not both? 
26277,A girl just asked for my number!!,"Hmmm, ""help"", you say, with some ""some assignments"", hmmmm.",yeah she needs help on that human anatomy test :)
26278,"Hmmm, ""help"", you say, with some ""some assignments"", hmmmm.",yeah she needs help on that human anatomy test :),OP will make the perfect test subject :)
26279,A girl just asked for my number!!,"Good for you, Is she hot?","She’s *beautiful* 

And super nice"
26280,"Good for you, Is she hot?","She’s *beautiful* 

And super nice","Ah, the gentleman's word for hot. Best of luck to you!"
26281,"She’s *beautiful* 

And super nice","Ah, the gentleman's word for hot. Best of luck to you!",":)

Thanks pal"
26282,My favorite waste of time is walking around on google street view,Have you tried their aviation simulation? ,"No, what is it? "
26283,Have you tried their aviation simulation? ,"No, what is it? ",Suspect it's just going around and looking at the satellite view :)
26284,"So I'm alone this Friday night, drinking the last of my coffee, revising MTG decks. Come ask me things.","If you were a sandwich, what would you be filled with?",Cheeseburgers. 
26285,"If you were a sandwich, what would you be filled with?",Cheeseburgers. ,so Bread | Cheeseburgers | Bread?
26286,Cheeseburgers. ,so Bread | Cheeseburgers | Bread?,Exactly.
26287,so Bread | Cheeseburgers | Bread?,Exactly.,Good choice
26288,"So I'm alone this Friday night, drinking the last of my coffee, revising MTG decks. Come ask me things.",You're an awesome person. ,"Me? 

You must have mistaken me for someone else. "
26289,You're an awesome person. ,"Me? 

You must have mistaken me for someone else. ","Yes you, you're awesome. "
26290,"Me? 

You must have mistaken me for someone else. ","Yes you, you're awesome. ",Aww you're too kind. Still think you have the wrong guy though lol.
26291,"So I'm alone this Friday night, drinking the last of my coffee, revising MTG decks. Come ask me things.",Favorite movie?,Lord of the Rings
26292,Favorite movie?,Lord of the Rings,I'm sorry to say I never enjoyed the Lord of the Rings movies :/
26293,Lord of the Rings,I'm sorry to say I never enjoyed the Lord of the Rings movies :/,They definitely aren't for everyone. 
26294,I'm sorry to say I never enjoyed the Lord of the Rings movies :/,They definitely aren't for everyone. ,Yeah they're just too long for me unfortunately
26295,"So I'm alone this Friday night, drinking the last of my coffee, revising MTG decks. Come ask me things.",what is your favorite spongebob episode? (._.),Alaskan. Bull. Worm.
26296,what is your favorite spongebob episode? (._.),Alaskan. Bull. Worm.,That one is a good one. 
26297,Alaskan. Bull. Worm.,That one is a good one. ,I especially like it because Sandy gets taken down a notch. I never liked Sandy.
26298,That one is a good one. ,I especially like it because Sandy gets taken down a notch. I never liked Sandy.,true. so true. i feel the same way. they actually aired that one recently. 
26299,What movie should I watch tonight?,I think you should watch Sicario. It's a really good movie about the drug war,Oooo that actually looks super good! 
26300,I think you should watch Sicario. It's a really good movie about the drug war,Oooo that actually looks super good! ,It. Is. Amazing.
26301,What movie should I watch tonight?,John.....Wick.....2 . _.,Well I've never seen the first one but I just watched the trailer and that looks pretty good! 
26302,John.....Wick.....2 . _.,Well I've never seen the first one but I just watched the trailer and that looks pretty good! ,The first one is the best though. Must watch. 
26303,Bored af and just looking to talk lol,"Yo.

Idk how to do this talk thing lead the way. ",Shit I ain't no pro but from what I can tell it involves words...or something like that 
26304,"Yo.

Idk how to do this talk thing lead the way. ",Shit I ain't no pro but from what I can tell it involves words...or something like that ,"Dayum, thought numbers were involved somewhere. Guess we need to be educated a bit."
26305,Shit I ain't no pro but from what I can tell it involves words...or something like that ,"Dayum, thought numbers were involved somewhere. Guess we need to be educated a bit.","We are solidly fucked fam, ig all we can do is hope we don't kill this ""conversation?"" Too fast"
26306,"Dayum, thought numbers were involved somewhere. Guess we need to be educated a bit.","We are solidly fucked fam, ig all we can do is hope we don't kill this ""conversation?"" Too fast","lol, what's on your mind"
26307,Bored af and just looking to talk lol,I just finish taking a shower. I got a new bath robe and it's so warm. ,I want a bath robe soooooo bad lol
26308,I just finish taking a shower. I got a new bath robe and it's so warm. ,I want a bath robe soooooo bad lol,they actually gave to my mom for christmas...but she's fat it wasn;t going to fit her. 
26309,I want a bath robe soooooo bad lol,they actually gave to my mom for christmas...but she's fat it wasn;t going to fit her. ,Oh no XD
26310,they actually gave to my mom for christmas...but she's fat it wasn;t going to fit her. ,Oh no XD,Hehe
26311,Oh no XD,Hehe,Lol
26312,Bored af and just looking to talk lol,Hello. Wonderful weather we're having?,"lol it's cold
"
26313,Hello. Wonderful weather we're having?,"lol it's cold
",Same here. School's out for the week because of the snow
26314,"lol it's cold
",Same here. School's out for the week because of the snow,Wya? No specifics cuz that's uber creepy lol 
26315,Bored af and just looking to talk lol,Yea so am I. Just scrolling through all types of shit reddit has. What are you doing?,Listening to music and scrolling around on Reddit
26316,Yea so am I. Just scrolling through all types of shit reddit has. What are you doing?,Listening to music and scrolling around on Reddit,What are you listening if i may ask? Anything cool you seen today?
26317,What's currently your favorite song? Not of all time just currently.,“ Prismo- Stronger “ is pretty good ,Is that a reference to Adventure Time?
26318,“ Prismo- Stronger “ is pretty good ,Is that a reference to Adventure Time?,Oh no 😂 I’m talking about the song “Stronger” made by a music  artist called “Prismo”
26319,Is that a reference to Adventure Time?,Oh no 😂 I’m talking about the song “Stronger” made by a music  artist called “Prismo”,(._.)
26320,What's currently your favorite song? Not of all time just currently.,"A deep slow panic - AFI 

Perfect places - Lorde 

Don't slow down - Copeland","&gt; A deep slow panic - AFI
burials was awesome, fav song is
The Face Beneath The Waves
"
26321,"A deep slow panic - AFI 

Perfect places - Lorde 

Don't slow down - Copeland","&gt; A deep slow panic - AFI
burials was awesome, fav song is
The Face Beneath The Waves
",I didn't like the rest of the album but I'll give that one a listen again!
26322,What's currently your favorite song? Not of all time just currently.,gojira-stranded,Oh dear
26323,gojira-stranded,Oh dear,:)
26324,What's currently your favorite song? Not of all time just currently.,"The less I know the better
Disciples
New person same old mistakes


 All are by tame Impala

",Add on ‘Eventually’ and same. 
26325,"The less I know the better
Disciples
New person same old mistakes


 All are by tame Impala

",Add on ‘Eventually’ and same. ,Lol yeh. Also let it happen but not as much as the others
26326,"Give me a prompt, and I'll write at least a paragraph",Archer meets Alucard (Hellsing) in a bar...,I think I'm missing some background information here
26327,Archer meets Alucard (Hellsing) in a bar...,I think I'm missing some background information here,"It's like crazy ax-murderer Dracula meets borderline incompetent, alcoholic James Bond. "
26328,I just found out that the president doesn’t live in Washington the state.,"Find a map and stare at it for awhile, because you have probably missed some other stuff too. ",Okay
26329,"Find a map and stare at it for awhile, because you have probably missed some other stuff too. ",Okay,Arkansas and kansas are different places
26330,I just found out that the president doesn’t live in Washington the state.,Please tell me you're not from the US.,"Okay I won’t 

(I’m from the US)"
26331,Please tell me you're not from the US.,"Okay I won’t 

(I’m from the US)",Public education system you've failed us again. 
26332,"Okay I won’t 

(I’m from the US)",Public education system you've failed us again. ,"Go home public schools, you're drunk."
26333,Please tell me you're not from the US.,"Okay I won’t 

(I’m from the US)",Wait what state are you from?
26334,"Okay I won’t 

(I’m from the US)",Wait what state are you from?,Stop you’re confusing him even more
26335,Wait what state are you from?,Stop you’re confusing him even more,Hey now
26336,I just found out that the president doesn’t live in Washington the state.,"It's ok, I thought Haiti was in Florida when I was in high school",Little Haiti is though
26337,"It's ok, I thought Haiti was in Florida when I was in high school",Little Haiti is though,Yeah I think that's why I got confused ; u;
26338,I just found out that the president doesn’t live in Washington the state.,Huh. So Washington is its own state as well as a city? Wtf. Get more names America ,We really like George Washington. 
26339,Huh. So Washington is its own state as well as a city? Wtf. Get more names America ,We really like George Washington. ,He seems like he was a cool guy 
26340,We really like George Washington. ,He seems like he was a cool guy ,Well I mean he was twelve stories high and made of radiation.
26341,He seems like he was a cool guy ,Well I mean he was twelve stories high and made of radiation.,"I get this reference.. that song is what, over 15 years old now? Shit, I'm old"
26342,We really like George Washington. ,He seems like he was a cool guy ,He was the model of a modern major general
26343,I just found out that the president doesn’t live in Washington the state.,Huh. So Washington is its own state as well as a city? Wtf. Get more names America ,There are cities called Washington in almost every state.
26344,Huh. So Washington is its own state as well as a city? Wtf. Get more names America ,There are cities called Washington in almost every state.,Washington there is a city called George.
26345,Huh. So Washington is its own state as well as a city? Wtf. Get more names America ,There are cities called Washington in almost every state.,and 50 streets named Washington in every neighbourhood
26346,I just found out that the president doesn’t live in Washington the state.,I ran into someone once who had no idea Spanish was spoken anywhere in Europe.,What did they think the people of Spain spoke then?
26347,I ran into someone once who had no idea Spanish was spoken anywhere in Europe.,What did they think the people of Spain spoke then?,Don’t think they know Spain was in Europe.
26348,I just found out that the president doesn’t live in Washington the state.,If you don't mid me asking what part of the country are you from? ,East
26349,If you don't mid me asking what part of the country are you from? ,East,"Thats like China, right? 

Or more middle ground like Saudi Arabia?"
26350,If you don't mid me asking what part of the country are you from? ,East,Northern VA? Please say northern VA or Maryland. 
26351,East,Northern VA? Please say northern VA or Maryland. ,Connecticut 
26352,I just found out that the president doesn’t live in Washington the state.,"This would be understandable if you're not American. If you are, though..... Yikes. ",I am
26353,"This would be understandable if you're not American. If you are, though..... Yikes. ",I am,Yikes. 
26354,I am,Yikes. ,It's what they want. 
26355,I just found out that the president doesn’t live in Washington the state.,"Don’t worry there’s more people like you, just that they don’t admit their retarded ",Lol they're*
26356,"Don’t worry there’s more people like you, just that they don’t admit their retarded ",Lol they're*,"I’m sorry im retarded, thanks you for correcting me do. Appreciate "
26357,Food lovers! A bit help here,It’s my birthday. Make my favorite cake! Eclair cake. ,Happy birthday!!! I don't like Eclair so I won't be coming over😉😁
26358,It’s my birthday. Make my favorite cake! Eclair cake. ,Happy birthday!!! I don't like Eclair so I won't be coming over😉😁,BOOOOOOOOO
26359,Food lovers! A bit help here,I'm gonna make ragù :D,Oooooh niom niom. Now I'm hungry 😀 
26360,I'm gonna make ragù :D,Oooooh niom niom. Now I'm hungry 😀 ,"Wanna come? Buy some bread for the ""scarpetta"" :)"
26361,Oooooh niom niom. Now I'm hungry 😀 ,"Wanna come? Buy some bread for the ""scarpetta"" :)",Running to my car! Be there in 72h... Maybe 😁
26362,"Wanna come? Buy some bread for the ""scarpetta"" :)",Running to my car! Be there in 72h... Maybe 😁,Maybe u will miss the antipasto...no problem? 
26363,Running to my car! Be there in 72h... Maybe 😁,Maybe u will miss the antipasto...no problem? ,Ahhh 😑
26364,I made a disgustingly unhealthy breakfast and I’m hanging out with my pets. What’s the last super unhealthy thing you ate?,I had pizza this morning.,"Omg, what kind of pizza"
26365,I had pizza this morning.,"Omg, what kind of pizza",Papa John's
26366,"Omg, what kind of pizza",Papa John's,I could drink their garlic butter until it killed me
26367,Papa John's,I could drink their garlic butter until it killed me,Lmao
26368,"Omg, what kind of pizza",Papa John's,Papa John's is the BEST pizza joint imho
26369,"Omg, what kind of pizza",Papa John's,Papa Bless
26370,I made a disgustingly unhealthy breakfast and I’m hanging out with my pets. What’s the last super unhealthy thing you ate?,I had Bush's fried chicken last night. Mac n cheese beans and Cole slaw. Really good,I’ve never had mac n cheese beans. That sounds interesting. 
26371,I had Bush's fried chicken last night. Mac n cheese beans and Cole slaw. Really good,I’ve never had mac n cheese beans. That sounds interesting. ,"Sorry mac n cheese and beans, not together"
26372,I’ve never had mac n cheese beans. That sounds interesting. ,"Sorry mac n cheese and beans, not together","Oh, thank god. I had no idea how to act like that sounded good lol"
26373,I made a disgustingly unhealthy breakfast and I’m hanging out with my pets. What’s the last super unhealthy thing you ate?,"I ate lay's chips and candy corn today.

I might make a cheeseboard or savory crepes tonight.",Go with crepes. I mean it.
26374,"I ate lay's chips and candy corn today.

I might make a cheeseboard or savory crepes tonight.",Go with crepes. I mean it.,I think you might be lying to me lol.
26375,Go with crepes. I mean it.,I think you might be lying to me lol.,"I’m not lying, I’m bossing you around! MAKE CREPES FOR DINNER"
26376,I think you might be lying to me lol.,"I’m not lying, I’m bossing you around! MAKE CREPES FOR DINNER","I will. Geez, dad. Calm down. "
26377,"I’m not lying, I’m bossing you around! MAKE CREPES FOR DINNER","I will. Geez, dad. Calm down. ","I’m a woman, son/daughter"
26378,I made a disgustingly unhealthy breakfast and I’m hanging out with my pets. What’s the last super unhealthy thing you ate?,Had several fat pieces of cake like 5 minutes ago :))),Fuck yeah what kind of cake?
26379,Had several fat pieces of cake like 5 minutes ago :))),Fuck yeah what kind of cake?,"Chocolate cake, chocolate icing!"
26380,what's that one word you can't help but misspell every-time?,Deffinetly definitely.,i hope i don't have to write deffinetly tommorow.
26381,Deffinetly definitely.,i hope i don't have to write deffinetly tommorow.,Definitely should run it by spell check first. 
26382,i hope i don't have to write deffinetly tommorow.,Definitely should run it by spell check first. ,yeah thank god for spell check. i'd be screwed.
26383,what's that one word you can't help but misspell every-time?,Deffinetly definitely.,"Think of the word ""finite"". Add ""de"" in front and ""ly"" at the end."
26384,Deffinetly definitely.,"Think of the word ""finite"". Add ""de"" in front and ""ly"" at the end.",De-finate-ly..... damnit I missed it up again. 
26385,what's that one word you can't help but misspell every-time?,"Seize, I always remember I before e except after c, but school lied to me",the biggest lie anybody has ever been taught. it's such a useless rule
26386,"Seize, I always remember I before e except after c, but school lied to me",the biggest lie anybody has ever been taught. it's such a useless rule,"If you haven't seen it, watch ""Brian and the spelling bee"" on YouTube, it's hilarious"
26387,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",I plan on going go kart racing for the first time in my life. 😬,Watch out of those turtle shells
26388,I plan on going go kart racing for the first time in my life. 😬,Watch out of those turtle shells,I’m mostly worried about the blue shells!!
26389,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",I plan on going go kart racing for the first time in my life. 😬,How was it?
26390,I plan on going go kart racing for the first time in my life. 😬,How was it?,It was awesome!!! I would definitely do it again. 
26391,How was it?,It was awesome!!! I would definitely do it again. ,Nice 
26392,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.","I’m sitting in class filled with a bunch of wanna be gangsters, please send help","Here comes the hot stepper, murderer

I'm the lyrical gangster, murderer"
26393,"I’m sitting in class filled with a bunch of wanna be gangsters, please send help","Here comes the hot stepper, murderer

I'm the lyrical gangster, murderer","Excuse me, your age is showing. ^^I ^^like ^^the ^^song ^^too"
26394,"Here comes the hot stepper, murderer

I'm the lyrical gangster, murderer","Excuse me, your age is showing. ^^I ^^like ^^the ^^song ^^too","Call me a rebel, call me what you will

Say I'm old fashioned, say I'm over the hill"
26395,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",So it's weekend. I can't wait to see my husband again after 2 weeks away from him.,Which of you was away?
26396,So it's weekend. I can't wait to see my husband again after 2 weeks away from him.,Which of you was away?,I was i had been to England for a visit to one of their bases
26397,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",Blowing off plans to watch Full Frontal on youtube and color with sharpies.  ,Color what?
26398,Blowing off plans to watch Full Frontal on youtube and color with sharpies.  ,Color what?,A coloring book of tile designs.
26399,"Weekend Chat Thread - Time to sit back, grab a cup of coffee, relax and talk about anything really.",Why do I want to be a youtuber so badly all of a sudden??,"Try it, you'll realise that you won't "
26400,Why do I want to be a youtuber so badly all of a sudden??,"Try it, you'll realise that you won't ",True 
26401,Where might you vacation/travel to in 2018?,"If I can come up with the money, Orlando in June :)",I will also be going to Orlando in June! see you there ;)
26402,"If I can come up with the money, Orlando in June :)",I will also be going to Orlando in June! see you there ;),:D would be strange if you were also going to the once upon a time convention I was...
26403,I will also be going to Orlando in June! see you there ;),:D would be strange if you were also going to the once upon a time convention I was...,never heard of it but I live in Orlando!
26404,Where might you vacation/travel to in 2018?,"Going to America this summer, yaaay! And Canada too.",Nice! Where in the US?
26405,"Going to America this summer, yaaay! And Canada too.",Nice! Where in the US?,"Chicago, I'm visiting some friends, it's also my second time ever at the US of A."
26406,Where might you vacation/travel to in 2018?,"Going to America this summer, yaaay! And Canada too.",*Western* Canada?
26407,"Going to America this summer, yaaay! And Canada too.",*Western* Canada?,"Toronto, I'm looking into applying for university there."
26408,Just had a job interview at McDonald's,"He merely had a vivid flashback to all the events that led him here, nothing to worry about.",The look of a man whose hopes and dreams have been completely dashed.
26409,"He merely had a vivid flashback to all the events that led him here, nothing to worry about.",The look of a man whose hopes and dreams have been completely dashed.,I literally felt that pain .. 
26410,The look of a man whose hopes and dreams have been completely dashed.,I literally felt that pain .. ,"Unless you're dead, it's never too late to pursue.

What did you want to be when you get up? "
26411,The look of a man whose hopes and dreams have been completely dashed.,I literally felt that pain .. ,Would you like fries with that? 
26412,"He merely had a vivid flashback to all the events that led him here, nothing to worry about.",The look of a man whose hopes and dreams have been completely dashed.,What are hopes and dreams? Never had those.
26413,The look of a man whose hopes and dreams have been completely dashed.,What are hopes and dreams? Never had those.,"I had some once, it was the worst. so glad it's over and I know my place now. "
26414,"He merely had a vivid flashback to all the events that led him here, nothing to worry about.",The look of a man whose hopes and dreams have been completely dashed.,*insert Vietnam flashbacks here*
26415,Just had a job interview at McDonald's,"He merely had a vivid flashback to all the events that led him here, nothing to worry about.",*cue introspective music*
26416,"He merely had a vivid flashback to all the events that led him here, nothing to worry about.",*cue introspective music*,*thats so raven dramatic look at camera* (with visual effects)
26417,"He merely had a vivid flashback to all the events that led him here, nothing to worry about.",*cue introspective music*,*hello darkness my old friend...*
26418,*cue introspective music*,*hello darkness my old friend...*,*the mcnuggets have come to see you again*
26419,*hello darkness my old friend...*,*the mcnuggets have come to see you again*,"All I asked for, was a bit of extra sauce


But now I'm lost"
26420,*the mcnuggets have come to see you again*,"All I asked for, was a bit of extra sauce


But now I'm lost",*Wake me McUp inside*
26421,"All I asked for, was a bit of extra sauce


But now I'm lost",*Wake me McUp inside*,"*Old McDonald had a farm*

No wait. Ugh I'm bad at this."
26422,Just had a job interview at McDonald's,How do people like maths??,"Math is acute.
"
26423,How do people like maths??,"Math is acute.
",I must be coming at it at the wrong angle then
26424,Just had a job interview at McDonald's,I laughed and choked on my coffee; it went up my nose. Ugh. 😂,McCafé coffee?
26425,I laughed and choked on my coffee; it went up my nose. Ugh. 😂,McCafé coffee?,"Hah, no. That would have been hilarious though. Incidentally, I heard McD’s coffee is dope???"
26426,McCafé coffee?,"Hah, no. That would have been hilarious though. Incidentally, I heard McD’s coffee is dope???",I'll have to let know know
26427,"My new year resolution this year was to listen to a new song every day, regardless of the genre. Not only it is the first resolution I have ever carried so far without breaking it, it has genuinely made me a much happier person.",Anything from Bastille!,Will try it.. Thank you..
26428,Anything from Bastille!,Will try it.. Thank you..,Yay! Let me know what you think after. 
26429,thursday is THE day to answer 5 q's,"1.	My cat
2.	No
3.	Beauty Queens by Libba Bray
4.	Miss for me, but hit for many people
5.	Single",why is it a miss for you?
26430,"1.	My cat
2.	No
3.	Beauty Queens by Libba Bray
4.	Miss for me, but hit for many people
5.	Single",why is it a miss for you?,I’m just a very picky eater.
26431,why is it a miss for you?,I’m just a very picky eater.,no problem. aren't we all? 
26432,I’m just a very picky eater.,no problem. aren't we all? ,"I know some people are kind of picky, but I’m *extremely* picky."
26433,no problem. aren't we all? ,"I know some people are kind of picky, but I’m *extremely* picky.",oh. like.. you only eat 3 actual foods picky?
26434,"I know some people are kind of picky, but I’m *extremely* picky.",oh. like.. you only eat 3 actual foods picky?,"No, not quite. I have a couple relatives who were like that though."
26435,oh. like.. you only eat 3 actual foods picky?,"No, not quite. I have a couple relatives who were like that though.",dang. that's incredible.
26436,24 unaborted,Happ birth,Tanks
26437,Happ birth,Tanks,It you birth
26438,Tanks,It you birth,T.Hanks
26439,It you birth,T.Hanks,r/unexpectedTomHanks
26440,24 unaborted,Happy Birthday bro!! Hope your week goes great,"Thanks! Week already went to shit, but can’t get worse right? Hope yours is groovy"
26441,Happy Birthday bro!! Hope your week goes great,"Thanks! Week already went to shit, but can’t get worse right? Hope yours is groovy","but hey, there are more weeks, they can get awesome"
26442,Do you have a song you wish you could play for the whole world?,I have;-;,What’s your song? :)
26443,I have;-;,What’s your song? :),lord huron the night we met.
26444,What’s your song? :),lord huron the night we met.,I haven’t heard it but I’ll listen to it today :)
26445,lord huron the night we met.,I haven’t heard it but I’ll listen to it today :),Sure: )
26446,Do you have a song you wish you could play for the whole world?,In the air tonight by Phil Collins.,He’s a master 
26447,In the air tonight by Phil Collins.,He’s a master ,The bit with the drums makes me feel so tingly 
26448,He’s a master ,The bit with the drums makes me feel so tingly ,Great description. 
26449,Do you have a song you wish you could play for the whole world?,Ekki Mukk by Sigur Rós. ,I like Sigur Ros as well so I’ll check that one out. All their work is pretty epic. 
26450,Ekki Mukk by Sigur Rós. ,I like Sigur Ros as well so I’ll check that one out. All their work is pretty epic. ,They are so epic live. I saw them in Iceland last year. It was surreal. 
26451,I like Sigur Ros as well so I’ll check that one out. All their work is pretty epic. ,They are so epic live. I saw them in Iceland last year. It was surreal. ,Wow that must have been an incredible experience. I bet it’s hard to put into words
26452,Do you have a song you wish you could play for the whole world?,Back dat azz up by Juvenile,To get everybody dancing?
26453,Back dat azz up by Juvenile,To get everybody dancing?,to get all the shortys on the floor shakin dat azz
26454,Do you have a song you wish you could play for the whole world?,bird is the word ,Is it the song title? Who’s the artist?
26455,bird is the word ,Is it the song title? Who’s the artist?,"""Surfin' Bird"" by The Trashmen"
26456,Insomnia...anyone want to chat?,From you. I pmd,"ohsorry, I got confused LOL ill mssg you!"
26457,From you. I pmd,"ohsorry, I got confused LOL ill mssg you!",No worries;-;
26458,Insomnia...anyone want to chat?,Isn’t staying up involuntarily till 6 o clock and oversleeping 1 o clock classes fun?,Right?! What time is it where you live?
26459,Isn’t staying up involuntarily till 6 o clock and oversleeping 1 o clock classes fun?,Right?! What time is it where you live?,"...5:28

Send food"
26460,Right?! What time is it where you live?,"...5:28

Send food",AM? PM? prob am huh?
26461,"...5:28

Send food",AM? PM? prob am huh?,Am
26462,AM? PM? prob am huh?,Am,Class tomorrow? What are you up to?
26463,Am,Class tomorrow? What are you up to?,Yup. Just trying to stay awake because I know if I fall asleep at this point I’ll miss class.
26464,Class tomorrow? What are you up to?,Yup. Just trying to stay awake because I know if I fall asleep at this point I’ll miss class.,"Wow, won't you be sleeping during class? What are you doing at this hour? :P"
26465,Why'd you choose your username?,Stole the last name of a novel character. I think it makes me look narcissistic,it sounds like a first name.. . _.
26466,Stole the last name of a novel character. I think it makes me look narcissistic,it sounds like a first name.. . _.,it's my name + wise
26467,Why'd you choose your username?,"A username Playstation Network randomly chose because ""BloodDragoon"" was taken.",Dragooner lmao
26468,"A username Playstation Network randomly chose because ""BloodDragoon"" was taken.",Dragooner lmao,Lol.
26469,How is 2018 treating you so far?,Pretty much just picked up where 2017 left off. So it's going poorly.,We are only one month in. I hope it gets better for you.
26470,Pretty much just picked up where 2017 left off. So it's going poorly.,We are only one month in. I hope it gets better for you.,"Me too, but it's just not looking very likely."
26471,Anyone here interested in learning another language?,Dove sono gli italiani? Che una bella lingua...,"Sì, posso parlare un po 'di italiano. È qualcosa di simile allo spagnolo e al portoghese.
"
26472,Dove sono gli italiani? Che una bella lingua...,"Sì, posso parlare un po 'di italiano. È qualcosa di simile allo spagnolo e al portoghese.
",Posso parlare inglese e italiano. Nient'altro.
26473,"Sì, posso parlare un po 'di italiano. È qualcosa di simile allo spagnolo e al portoghese.
",Posso parlare inglese e italiano. Nient'altro.,La maggior parte dei miei amici non capisce l'italiano. Dicono che è una lingua difficile.
26474,Free arguments here!,Bigfoot is flat.,Excuse me??? Could you elaborate?
26475,Bigfoot is flat.,Excuse me??? Could you elaborate?,I want strange points
26476,Excuse me??? Could you elaborate?,I want strange points,Bigfoot is most certainly FLUFFY
26477,Excuse me??? Could you elaborate?,I want strange points,Must try harder.
26478,Bigfoot is flat.,Excuse me??? Could you elaborate?,"If anyone knew, I’m pretty sure it’d be you "
26479,Free arguments here!,Bigfoot is flat.,"Given that bigfoot leaves footprints, which are 3-d - you are wrong. "
26480,Bigfoot is flat.,"Given that bigfoot leaves footprints, which are 3-d - you are wrong. ",Those footprints were planted by the National Trust.
26481,"Given that bigfoot leaves footprints, which are 3-d - you are wrong. ",Those footprints were planted by the National Trust.,"The National Trust wants to encourage visitors - Bigfoot is scary, this must be a conspiracy."
26482,Those footprints were planted by the National Trust.,"The National Trust wants to encourage visitors - Bigfoot is scary, this must be a conspiracy.","Bigfoot is scary, flat and scary, like a demented ironing board."
26483,"The National Trust wants to encourage visitors - Bigfoot is scary, this must be a conspiracy.","Bigfoot is scary, flat and scary, like a demented ironing board.",That is purely conjecture and abstrationism.
26484,"Bigfoot is scary, flat and scary, like a demented ironing board.",That is purely conjecture and abstrationism.,"Was this supposed to be serious, I feel like I may have misjudged the tone."
26485,Free arguments here!,Bigfoot is flat.,He’s definitely flat footed based on his walking style. 
26486,Bigfoot is flat.,He’s definitely flat footed based on his walking style. ,Whenever I hear “Bigfoot” I always think of the Frost Trolls from Skyrim.
26487,Free arguments here!,Black people are functioning members of society,I said nothing offensive. I won't even entertain this.
26488,Black people are functioning members of society,I said nothing offensive. I won't even entertain this.,whad they say
26489,Free arguments here!,Black people are functioning members of society,That is not appropriate for this sub.  
26490,Black people are functioning members of society,That is not appropriate for this sub.  ,"Mod powers activate!! 

Seriously one of y’all need to say that when you remove comments/posts"
26491,Free arguments here!,Clown shoes are stylish. ,Shit. Im broke on this one.
26492,Clown shoes are stylish. ,Shit. Im broke on this one.,I broke you?! As a Canadian I must say sorry! It was an accident! 
26493,Shit. Im broke on this one.,I broke you?! As a Canadian I must say sorry! It was an accident! ,I hate canada it badanada
26494,I broke you?! As a Canadian I must say sorry! It was an accident! ,I hate canada it badanada,You...you can't hate Canada! *sniffle* 
26495,I hate canada it badanada,You...you can't hate Canada! *sniffle* ,I lived there for 3 months and it went above -10 once.
26496,You...you can't hate Canada! *sniffle* ,I lived there for 3 months and it went above -10 once.,You lived in a warm area and you still hate it?!
26497,Free arguments here!,Liara is best romance in the Mass Effect trilogy ,WRONG
26498,Liara is best romance in the Mass Effect trilogy ,WRONG,Right 😁
26499,Yo! Let me draw for you,shit is it too late to ask for gaston,KAELAN AR EYOU STALKING ME
26500,shit is it too late to ask for gaston,KAELAN AR EYOU STALKING ME,AUDREY I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR JUDGEMENT I'M THE ONE ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE
26501,Just Looking for New Friends,Hello,"Hello @puppet_tricks :D how are you today?
"
26502,Hello,"Hello @puppet_tricks :D how are you today?
",I'm okay. Feel like I just started my day. This is my first week of classes. 
26503,"Hello @puppet_tricks :D how are you today?
",I'm okay. Feel like I just started my day. This is my first week of classes. ,seriously? i believe its been 3 weeks for me now
26504,Just Looking for New Friends,"same, lets be",Awesome :D hello friendo 
26505,"same, lets be",Awesome :D hello friendo ,what do you do
26506,Awesome :D hello friendo ,what do you do,"in what way do you mean?
"
26507,what do you do,"in what way do you mean?
",job/hobby
26508,"in what way do you mean?
",job/hobby,my post covered all of those...
26509,job/hobby,my post covered all of those...,I'm sorry
26510,my post covered all of those...,I'm sorry,It's good... just like to see people pay attention to what I type tho
26511,Just Looking for New Friends,Gaming... go on,"It's not pc, for starters..."
26512,Gaming... go on,"It's not pc, for starters...",playstation? xbox? wii?... scrabble?
26513,My dog is such a faker.,"Yah, my dog fakes orgasms sometimes too ...

  um .. I mean",Loled more than I should´ve.
26514,"Yah, my dog fakes orgasms sometimes too ...

  um .. I mean",Loled more than I should´ve.,*porpoisegrin*
26515,today I saw a girl secretly take a photo of me.,"Duuuuuuude ! 
You might be really good looking :)",😶😶
26516,"Duuuuuuude ! 
You might be really good looking :)",😶😶,Haha ! It was a compliment 
26517,What are some of y'alls hobbies?,"My hobbies died out, but have been wanting to read books and novels again.",Have you read American gods?
26518,"My hobbies died out, but have been wanting to read books and novels again.",Have you read American gods?,I have not. This is the first time hearing this title. Which genre is it classified to?
26519,What are some of y'alls hobbies?,Programming and playing video games. Add sprinkle of Netflix on the top ,What languages do you work with?
26520,Programming and playing video games. Add sprinkle of Netflix on the top ,What languages do you work with?,Web's bread and butter + Python
26521,What languages do you work with?,Web's bread and butter + Python,Solid what video games do you play?
26522,What are some of y'alls hobbies?,I don't do much other than watch documentaries,Do you like Louis Thoreau?
26523,I don't do much other than watch documentaries,Do you like Louis Thoreau?,"Louis Theroux. Yes, I do :-) I like Stacey Dooley as well."
26524,How’s your night going?,"Not bad, so I can't complain. I'm just bored out of my skull and mega hungry.",Classic case of nothing to eat?
26525,"Not bad, so I can't complain. I'm just bored out of my skull and mega hungry.",Classic case of nothing to eat?,Yup :(
26526,Classic case of nothing to eat?,Yup :(,I feel my brother. Maybe the next time you open the pantry some new food will be there
26527,Yup :(,I feel my brother. Maybe the next time you open the pantry some new food will be there,If only.
26528,I feel my brother. Maybe the next time you open the pantry some new food will be there,If only.,We can only hope
26529,How’s your night going?,"I’m currently at work right now drinking coffee, got nothing much else going on honestly. ","
I really hope so. At this point what ever happens happens really"
26530,"I’m currently at work right now drinking coffee, got nothing much else going on honestly. ","
I really hope so. At this point what ever happens happens really","Too true, but I have complete confidence in you my lad"
26531,"
I really hope so. At this point what ever happens happens really","Too true, but I have complete confidence in you my lad",Gracias mi amigo. That makes one
26532,How’s your night going?,"All things considered, my day should be going fantastically. ",And has it been?
26533,"All things considered, my day should be going fantastically. ",And has it been?,"Nope, I'm beyond exhausted and I've been really stressed out. Do you like math?"
26534,"What weird or ""useless"" talent do you have?",I love doing things with my toes.. picking things up and sometimes throwing objects. ,You and me both!
26535,I love doing things with my toes.. picking things up and sometimes throwing objects. ,You and me both!,Ayyye toe talent is apparently a pretty popular thing! :)
26536,"What weird or ""useless"" talent do you have?",Convincing people not to do things. Often do it by mistake. It's useless!,Have you considered finding work at a suicide hotline? This talent may come in handy there. 
26537,Convincing people not to do things. Often do it by mistake. It's useless!,Have you considered finding work at a suicide hotline? This talent may come in handy there. ,"way to go dude, that's a great idea! didn't even think about that!"
26538,Help me name my plant!,I’m not good with names but I decided to provide my useless help anyway. How about Lex? ,Well my best mates plant is called Roger so I’m down for people names!
26539,I’m not good with names but I decided to provide my useless help anyway. How about Lex? ,Well my best mates plant is called Roger so I’m down for people names!,My son named his bamboo plant Roger too.
26540,Help me name my plant!,YellowFellow,"Ahaha, I quite like this one! I could name his first ripe lemon that! xD"
26541,YellowFellow,"Ahaha, I quite like this one! I could name his first ripe lemon that! xD",That’d be great. :)
26542,Help me name my plant!,"Puckers

Citrus Cyrus

Gordon. Just because it's very capable sounding.",Gordon makes me think of Gordon Ramsay
26543,"Puckers

Citrus Cyrus

Gordon. Just because it's very capable sounding.",Gordon makes me think of Gordon Ramsay,"He's a fiery sourpuss, isn't he? "
26544,So who else feels compelled to go outside on nice days but has literally nothing to do?,"On days like that,  I simply sit outside and read","I wish I had this habit, seems very mentally healthy."
26545,"On days like that,  I simply sit outside and read","I wish I had this habit, seems very mentally healthy.","Also if you've got a nice lounger, shed some clothes and work on that tan!"
26546,So who else feels compelled to go outside on nice days but has literally nothing to do?,"On days like that,  I simply sit outside and read",Isn't it cold these days?
26547,"On days like that,  I simply sit outside and read",Isn't it cold these days?,Not in the southern hemisphere 
26548,"On days like that,  I simply sit outside and read",Isn't it cold these days?,Not in SoCal :)
26549,Isn't it cold these days?,Not in SoCal :),It is in north Cal :( kinda lol
26550,Not in SoCal :),It is in north Cal :( kinda lol,Sorry:(
26551,Are you a musical enigma such as myself?,I just say rock since that's a wide net.,I miss the straight up Rock of the 90s.  Big Wreck is still going strong for the cause.
26552,I just say rock since that's a wide net.,I miss the straight up Rock of the 90s.  Big Wreck is still going strong for the cause.,"Rock is still rocking, it's just harder to find because it's fell out of the mainstream"
26553,I miss the straight up Rock of the 90s.  Big Wreck is still going strong for the cause.,"Rock is still rocking, it's just harder to find because it's fell out of the mainstream","Rock is definitely making a bigger presence recently, just its mixed with other things."
26554,"Rock is still rocking, it's just harder to find because it's fell out of the mainstream","Rock is definitely making a bigger presence recently, just its mixed with other things.","Rock kinda is a and always has been mixed with other things, no? It's a very eclectic genre"
26555,What do you think about the Netherlands?,"First thing that comes to my mind? 

#WEED","i get that, but people who use drugs here are still just weird and not accepted"
26556,"First thing that comes to my mind? 

#WEED","i get that, but people who use drugs here are still just weird and not accepted",Really depends. I study in Amsterdam and it's quite the opposite here.
26557,"First thing that comes to my mind? 

#WEED","i get that, but people who use drugs here are still just weird and not accepted",Maybe all the people using drugs find you weird.
26558,"First thing that comes to my mind? 

#WEED","i get that, but people who use drugs here are still just weird and not accepted","This is not true, especially among the younger generation smoking weed is fine by most people.  "
26559,How do you find new music?,You should check out gin wigmore! I fucking love her music 😄,Song recommendation? :)
26560,You should check out gin wigmore! I fucking love her music 😄,Song recommendation? :),"Kill of the night, for instance 😄"
26561,I just bought a new mattress and my quality of life has risen by at least 10%.,Best $213 you'll ever spend. You'll have some excellent sleep.,It truly was! Normally I'm pretty cheap but 213$ was nothing in the grand scheme of things. 
26562,Best $213 you'll ever spend. You'll have some excellent sleep.,It truly was! Normally I'm pretty cheap but 213$ was nothing in the grand scheme of things. ,"No joke, my mattress was $3000. I can now no longer sleep o any other surface."
26563,I just bought a new mattress and my quality of life has risen by at least 10%.,Lying. You're lying on a cloud. ,Laying is also a common mattress activity. 
26564,Lying. You're lying on a cloud. ,Laying is also a common mattress activity. ,That guy though?
26565,I just bought a new mattress and my quality of life has risen by at least 10%.,I want that mattress. you sound comfortable..,I slept on it for the first time last night and :D 
26566,I want that mattress. you sound comfortable..,I slept on it for the first time last night and :D ,I can still feel the springs on my back scrape at my back every time I turn.
26567,What's your favorite language?,PHP,"&gt; PHP

Well...it is a language."
26568,PHP,"&gt; PHP

Well...it is a language.",and it is the best language of all languages
26569,"&gt; PHP

Well...it is a language.",and it is the best language of all languages,Give me Verilog or give me death
26570,"So, what all video games have you been playing lately?","Super Mario Odyssey.  It's a pretty cool game, and my daughters (3 and 1) like to play it.","&gt;  It's a pretty cool game

Why didn't you like it?"
26571,"Super Mario Odyssey.  It's a pretty cool game, and my daughters (3 and 1) like to play it.","&gt;  It's a pretty cool game

Why didn't you like it?",Huh?
26572,"&gt;  It's a pretty cool game

Why didn't you like it?",Huh?,I consider pretty cool to be very low praise for Odyssey. 
26573,"So, what all video games have you been playing lately?","Stardew Valley.

Don't you judge me.",Can someone tell me what's so good about this game? What keeps you playing this game?
26574,"Stardew Valley.

Don't you judge me.",Can someone tell me what's so good about this game? What keeps you playing this game?,It's just addictive. That's literally it.
26575,"Stardew Valley.

Don't you judge me.",Can someone tell me what's so good about this game? What keeps you playing this game?,I think it's just because there's so much to do. Basically a beefed up Harvest Moon.
26576,"So, what all video games have you been playing lately?",Wolfenstein 2!!! Nothing better than killing nazis to destress lol,I still need to finish The New Order and Old Blood.
26577,Wolfenstein 2!!! Nothing better than killing nazis to destress lol,I still need to finish The New Order and Old Blood.,Bring on a Homer Simpson drool meme lol
26578,A Redditor from India reached out to me for help with English,"I was expecting a ""send bobs open vagene"" joke ",Dude... Seriously??
26579,"I was expecting a ""send bobs open vagene"" joke ",Dude... Seriously??,"hey man, it happens."
26580,Dude... Seriously??,"hey man, it happens.","Even in Reddit?? 🙄
I was under the impression that those morons stuck to FB and Insta"
26581,"hey man, it happens.","Even in Reddit?? 🙄
I was under the impression that those morons stuck to FB and Insta",yep especially in the desi subs man. I am  speaking from experience 
26582,"Even in Reddit?? 🙄
I was under the impression that those morons stuck to FB and Insta",yep especially in the desi subs man. I am  speaking from experience ,I still don't get the joke. What is this?
26583,yep especially in the desi subs man. I am  speaking from experience ,I still don't get the joke. What is this?,i am Bangladeshi so i get u man but they don't represent u or me they are just shitty people.
26584,"I was expecting a ""send bobs open vagene"" joke ",Dude... Seriously??,Username checks out
26585,Dude... Seriously??,Username checks out,Thank you :)
26586,Username checks out,Thank you :),"*thank you ? 
There fixed it"
26587,"I was expecting a ""send bobs open vagene"" joke ",Dude... Seriously??,I forgot which subreddit I was on 
26588,A Redditor from India reached out to me for help with English,"I was expecting a ""send bobs open vagene"" joke ","not cool man, there's a time and a place"
26589,"I was expecting a ""send bobs open vagene"" joke ","not cool man, there's a time and a place",I forgot which subreddit I was on 
26590,I'm moving to CANADA!,Fucking eh man. ,Thank you!! I'm really excited
26591,Fucking eh man. ,Thank you!! I'm really excited,eh-cited?
26592,Thank you!! I'm really excited,eh-cited?,"Sorry, yes, really eh-cited!! :) :) :)"
26593,eh-cited?,"Sorry, yes, really eh-cited!! :) :) :)","No, I'm sorry.

Sorry for being sorry."
26594,I'm moving to CANADA!,Fucking eh man. ,Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays.
26595,Fucking eh man. ,Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays.,"No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that, man. "
26596,I'm moving to CANADA!,Welcome to your new home buddy! :),Thank you dragonquestazzy! Do you live in Canada?
26597,Welcome to your new home buddy! :),Thank you dragonquestazzy! Do you live in Canada?,I do
26598,I'm moving to CANADA!,"Me too :D 

Come visit me in Victoria",Warmest city in Canada? Sure thing!! :)
26599,"Me too :D 

Come visit me in Victoria",Warmest city in Canada? Sure thing!! :),yeaa
26600,Tell me about yourself!,I'm a 28 year old virgin who has never even kissed a girl.,Same except I'm 20
26601,I'm a 28 year old virgin who has never even kissed a girl.,Same except I'm 20,"That's alright man, just means you have plenty of time."
26602,"It’s 4:00 AM, I have to “get up” at 7AM but I can’t sleep, anyone here ?","I am here do you want to talk?
","Yeah we can, how old are you and where are you from... AND WHAt ARE YOU DOING SO LATE ?!"
26603,"I am here do you want to talk?
","Yeah we can, how old are you and where are you from... AND WHAt ARE YOU DOING SO LATE ?!",I am 40.  I am from USA/Kansas.  It's not so late here
26604,"Yeah we can, how old are you and where are you from... AND WHAt ARE YOU DOING SO LATE ?!",I am 40.  I am from USA/Kansas.  It's not so late here,How old are you? where are you from?  
26605,I am 40.  I am from USA/Kansas.  It's not so late here,How old are you? where are you from?  ,"Im 17 from Kosovo, Europe. Sorry, forgot about time zones in a moment. What are you up to ?"
26606,How old are you? where are you from?  ,"Im 17 from Kosovo, Europe. Sorry, forgot about time zones in a moment. What are you up to ?",I am doing laundry and watching youtube
26607,"Im 17 from Kosovo, Europe. Sorry, forgot about time zones in a moment. What are you up to ?",I am doing laundry and watching youtube,What channel ? I watch youtube often.
26608,I am doing laundry and watching youtube,What channel ? I watch youtube often.,It's a show called The Monarchy.  It's about the kings of England.  It's really good
26609,What channel ? I watch youtube often.,It's a show called The Monarchy.  It's about the kings of England.  It's really good,"Ah, I watch les refined stuff lol. Do you have a favourite King ?"
26610,It's a show called The Monarchy.  It's about the kings of England.  It's really good,"Ah, I watch les refined stuff lol. Do you have a favourite King ?",I am an american so I really don't like Kings.  The history of england is interesting though
26611,"Ah, I watch les refined stuff lol. Do you have a favourite King ?",I am an american so I really don't like Kings.  The history of england is interesting though,"Lol, it’s all messy. What do you work ?"
26612,I am an american so I really don't like Kings.  The history of england is interesting though,"Lol, it’s all messy. What do you work ?",I am a science teacher
26613,"Lol, it’s all messy. What do you work ?",I am a science teacher,"Woah, cool. What do you teach specifically , or is that a dumb question teacher :v"
26614,I am a science teacher,"Woah, cool. What do you teach specifically , or is that a dumb question teacher :v","biology, chemistry, and anatomy and physiology"
26615,"Woah, cool. What do you teach specifically , or is that a dumb question teacher :v","biology, chemistry, and anatomy and physiology","I like biology and chemistry, I’m considering on going to uni for chemistry."
26616,"biology, chemistry, and anatomy and physiology","I like biology and chemistry, I’m considering on going to uni for chemistry.",nice
26617,I am a science teacher,"Woah, cool. What do you teach specifically , or is that a dumb question teacher :v","biology chemistry  a &amp;p
"
26618,"It’s 4:00 AM, I have to “get up” at 7AM but I can’t sleep, anyone here ?","GET OF REDDIT

Love, Your Mom",YOU WONT TELL ME HOw TO LIVE    MOOOoOMmM !!!! Im 17.... YOU DOnT UnDERsTand meee
26619,"GET OF REDDIT

Love, Your Mom",YOU WONT TELL ME HOw TO LIVE    MOOOoOMmM !!!! Im 17.... YOU DOnT UnDERsTand meee,JIMMY GO TO BED NOW! IM TAKING YOUR PHONE!
26620,YOU WONT TELL ME HOw TO LIVE    MOOOoOMmM !!!! Im 17.... YOU DOnT UnDERsTand meee,JIMMY GO TO BED NOW! IM TAKING YOUR PHONE!,NO MOM I SAID I WONT. MY PHONe Is MY ONLy FRiEND.. GO AHeAd MOm.. RUIN EVERyTHinG
26621,Who is your favorite sitcom character?,dennis. ,?
26622,dennis. ,?,what? it's always sunny in philadelphia 
26623,Who is your favorite sitcom character?,"Al Bundy, he's ridiculous in a good way ", How so?
26624,"Al Bundy, he's ridiculous in a good way ", How so?,In that his misogyny and constant conniving is absurd but still a beloved character IMO
26625, How so?,In that his misogyny and constant conniving is absurd but still a beloved character IMO,Great description
26626,Who is your favorite sitcom character?,Bart simpson,Any specific years?
26627,Bart simpson,Any specific years?,the early seasons FTW
26628,Any specific years?,the early seasons FTW,"Agreed, big part of my youth"
26629,Who is your favorite sitcom character?,Charlie Harper from Two and a Half Men. Easily one of the funniest characters in sitcom.,Can't believe they carried the show on street Charlie left. 
26630,Charlie Harper from Two and a Half Men. Easily one of the funniest characters in sitcom.,Can't believe they carried the show on street Charlie left. ,As far as i'm concerned. Two and a Half Men died the moment they brought in Ashton Kutcher
26631,Can't believe they carried the show on street Charlie left. ,As far as i'm concerned. Two and a Half Men died the moment they brought in Ashton Kutcher,Amen
26632,What got you sad today ?,Channel Orange? I love Frank Ocean!,"Me too!

What are your top 5 songs of his ?"
26633,Channel Orange? I love Frank Ocean!,"Me too!

What are your top 5 songs of his ?",Chanel is one of em. I don't want to have to think about the other four lol
26634,"Me too!

What are your top 5 songs of his ?",Chanel is one of em. I don't want to have to think about the other four lol,"Ahaha chanel is an amazing song

How do you feel about biking?"
26635,Chanel is one of em. I don't want to have to think about the other four lol,"Ahaha chanel is an amazing song

How do you feel about biking?",Love it
26636,What got you sad today ?,Kept thinking about my ex and being lonely 🙃,Why did they become your ex ?
26637,Kept thinking about my ex and being lonely 🙃,Why did they become your ex ?,I stopped being what they wanted 
26638,What got you sad today ?,"Someone that likes you but you can't really go see them and they are over you...
","Im sorry to hear that

But if they moved on you have to on also"
26639,"Someone that likes you but you can't really go see them and they are over you...
","Im sorry to hear that

But if they moved on you have to on also",Its kinda hard to when its basically the first girl who really liked me but yeah you are right
26640,"Redditors, where are you from?","I'm from the UK, I like our cuisine, it's simple but effective.","I want to go to the UK, London specifically. What do you describe as your cuisine? "
26641,"I'm from the UK, I like our cuisine, it's simple but effective.","I want to go to the UK, London specifically. What do you describe as your cuisine? ","Examples of British cuisine:

* Fish and chips
* Curry
* Pasties"
26642,"I want to go to the UK, London specifically. What do you describe as your cuisine? ","Examples of British cuisine:

* Fish and chips
* Curry
* Pasties",You guys eat the things that cover nipples on strippers and the like?
26643,"Redditors, where are you from?",Northern Ireland,Lucky 
26644,Northern Ireland,Lucky ,How so haha?
26645,"Redditors, where are you from?","Romania,i like the food",Your language is cool
26646,"Romania,i like the food",Your language is cool,Your women are hot
26647,Your language is cool,Your women are hot,Thanks 👉😎👉
26648,"Redditors, where are you from?","New Zealand, lived in Australia for almost seven years, now live in Scotland. ",It's shite isn't it
26649,"New Zealand, lived in Australia for almost seven years, now live in Scotland. ",It's shite isn't it,"Australia is shite? Or Scotland?

Kiwi here 😀"
26650,It's shite isn't it,"Australia is shite? Or Scotland?

Kiwi here 😀","Scotland lol, I'm Alba born n bred, I should know."
26651,"Redditors, where are you from?",Hey I'm also from Long Island! The suburbs are just really nice and chill,Nassau or Suffolk?
26652,Hey I'm also from Long Island! The suburbs are just really nice and chill,Nassau or Suffolk?,Nassau. You?
26653,Nassau or Suffolk?,Nassau. You?,Same here! Small world lol north or south shore
26654,Nassau. You?,Same here! Small world lol north or south shore,Lol. Honestly not really sure. Not really on a shore
26655,Same here! Small world lol north or south shore,Lol. Honestly not really sure. Not really on a shore,"Fair enough, somewhere in the middle haha I'm from the south shore"
26656,Lol. Honestly not really sure. Not really on a shore,"Fair enough, somewhere in the middle haha I'm from the south shore",yeah. basically equidistant from both shores
26657,"Fair enough, somewhere in the middle haha I'm from the south shore",yeah. basically equidistant from both shores,"Nice, what do you like about it here?"
26658,What’s your favorite movie from the 90’s?,Are guilty pleasures ok? If so Surf Ninjas,Of course they’re ok! But I actually have not seen this 😯
26659,Are guilty pleasures ok? If so Surf Ninjas,Of course they’re ok! But I actually have not seen this 😯,I think you can find the whole movie on youtube
26660,What’s your favorite movie from the 90’s?,"Nightmare Before Christmas is my favorite movie, period.  ",My 4 year old is obsessed with Nightmare Before Christmas☺️
26661,"Nightmare Before Christmas is my favorite movie, period.  ",My 4 year old is obsessed with Nightmare Before Christmas☺️,"I remember seeing it in the theater when it came out, and I've loved it ever since.  "
26662,What’s your favorite movie from the 90’s?,Saving Private Ryan ,"I will be honest, not usually a fan of war movies😬"
26663,Saving Private Ryan ,"I will be honest, not usually a fan of war movies😬","Fair enough.  Then I'll also say ""There's something about Mary"" "
26664,"I will be honest, not usually a fan of war movies😬","Fair enough.  Then I'll also say ""There's something about Mary"" ",Ooh love that one 😁 
26665,What’s your favorite breakfast?,"Two eggs over medium in Kerrygold Butter, King Oscar peppered sardines and half an avocado.","&gt;kerrygold butter

livin your best life I see"
26666,"Two eggs over medium in Kerrygold Butter, King Oscar peppered sardines and half an avocado.","&gt;kerrygold butter

livin your best life I see","Right out of a commercial, right :)  "
26667,"It's 1 in the morning in Ireland, let's talk!",How does Reddit become robotic? ,"It's like a Bladerunner type deal, gotta do the whole test with the turtle on the beach n shit."
26668,How does Reddit become robotic? ,"It's like a Bladerunner type deal, gotta do the whole test with the turtle on the beach n shit.",.-. i do not know. bye. 
26669,"It's like a Bladerunner type deal, gotta do the whole test with the turtle on the beach n shit.",.-. i do not know. bye. ,goodbye it was nice talkin to ya
26670,"It's 1 in the morning in Ireland, let's talk!",It's 2 am here. We're celebrating old new year's. There's bunch of karaoke and whiskey.,sounds like a grand time
26671,It's 2 am here. We're celebrating old new year's. There's bunch of karaoke and whiskey.,sounds like a grand time,It was
26672,sounds like a grand time,It was,how was the karaoke specifically
26673,"It's 1 in the morning in Ireland, let's talk!",It's 2 am here. We're celebrating old new year's. There's bunch of karaoke and whiskey.,Shit I got invited to a Russian New Years party tonight. I guess thats what it was for
26674,It's 2 am here. We're celebrating old new year's. There's bunch of karaoke and whiskey.,Shit I got invited to a Russian New Years party tonight. I guess thats what it was for,"The karaoke is kinda our thing, but I guess it would've been similar. Lots of wine and sausages."
26675,"It's 1 in the morning in Ireland, let's talk!",Got any 1am delivery restaurants?,"sadly no, its a thought that haunts me"
26676,Got any 1am delivery restaurants?,"sadly no, its a thought that haunts me",Saw you went to America in another response. Where go? Like?
26677,"It's 1 in the morning in Ireland, let's talk!",Have you seen the new star wars movie,"Yeah, loved it. Surprised by the mixed reaction."
26678,Have you seen the new star wars movie,"Yeah, loved it. Surprised by the mixed reaction.",I really loved it too! Some hard core star wars fans hated it though 
26679,"It's 1 in the morning in Ireland, let's talk!",Pizza or tacos?,"Pizza, easy."
26680,Pizza or tacos?,"Pizza, easy.",What kind?
26681,"Pizza, easy.",What kind?,In Italy they do pizza with chips on it and that's my shit.
26682,What kind?,In Italy they do pizza with chips on it and that's my shit.,Chips like potato chips or chips like fries? Have you been to Italy?
26683,In Italy they do pizza with chips on it and that's my shit.,Chips like potato chips or chips like fries? Have you been to Italy?,"As in fries, and yes when I was waaay younger."
26684,What're you thinking about?,I’m thinking about how much I hate my ex right now. ,Why what happened?
26685,I’m thinking about how much I hate my ex right now. ,Why what happened?,He broke my heart 
26686,What're you thinking about?,how lonely i am. (someone is bound to use this common as a weapon. -_-) ,Do you have any pets if not get a pet they will.keep you company and give you the love you need
26687,how lonely i am. (someone is bound to use this common as a weapon. -_-) ,Do you have any pets if not get a pet they will.keep you company and give you the love you need,my mom doesn't let me. i'll move out next year
26688,Do you have any pets if not get a pet they will.keep you company and give you the love you need,my mom doesn't let me. i'll move out next year,What are you thinking in getting ? A dog a cat ?
26689,my mom doesn't let me. i'll move out next year,What are you thinking in getting ? A dog a cat ?,it has to be a cat. ^._.^
26690,What're you thinking about?,Trying to think of boy names that I like for my unborn baby. It's so hard! ,"Most popular names right now are Jackson, Noah, Liam, and Ethan."
26691,Trying to think of boy names that I like for my unborn baby. It's so hard! ,"Most popular names right now are Jackson, Noah, Liam, and Ethan.","Thanks, I don't want a super popular name though"
26692,"Most popular names right now are Jackson, Noah, Liam, and Ethan.","Thanks, I don't want a super popular name though","Just looked up unusual names, I liked Sionn, Jaxson, "
26693,"Thanks, I don't want a super popular name though","Just looked up unusual names, I liked Sionn, Jaxson, ","I suggested Gage to my boyfriend! He said no, because apparently it's a porn star's name lol"
26694,"Just looked up unusual names, I liked Sionn, Jaxson, ","I suggested Gage to my boyfriend! He said no, because apparently it's a porn star's name lol","Ok, maybe Sage or Dane or Jude? "
26695,What're you thinking about?,"All of my friends from high school have stopped talking to me, now I have one friend at work ",One real friends is better than a bunch of fake friends
26696,"All of my friends from high school have stopped talking to me, now I have one friend at work ",One real friends is better than a bunch of fake friends,"True, but I think it makes me too dependable on her "
26697,"So I just got a warning on my cell phone... The type of noise for an Amber Alert or Flash Flood... But it says ""MISSILE INBOUND SEEK SHELTER THIS IS NOT A DRILL""","&gt; casual conversation 

&gt; missile inbound",Seemed appropriate :D
26698,"&gt; casual conversation 

&gt; missile inbound",Seemed appropriate :D,Good to know you guys are ok though :\^)
26699,Seemed appropriate :D,Good to know you guys are ok though :\^),Thanks friend :)
26700,"So I just got a warning on my cell phone... The type of noise for an Amber Alert or Flash Flood... But it says ""MISSILE INBOUND SEEK SHELTER THIS IS NOT A DRILL""","&gt; casual conversation 

&gt; missile inbound",In the face of certain death he chose reddit.
26701,"&gt; casual conversation 

&gt; missile inbound",In the face of certain death he chose reddit.,Our hero
26702,"&gt; casual conversation 

&gt; missile inbound",In the face of certain death he chose reddit.,I’m somewhat of a noob to reddit and I will now sometimes show up here instead of google. 
26703,"So I just got a warning on my cell phone... The type of noise for an Amber Alert or Flash Flood... But it says ""MISSILE INBOUND SEEK SHELTER THIS IS NOT A DRILL""","&gt; casual conversation 

&gt; missile inbound",r/urgentconversation
26704,"&gt; casual conversation 

&gt; missile inbound",r/urgentconversation,I'm disappointed.
26705,"&gt; casual conversation 

&gt; missile inbound",r/urgentconversation,r/casualarmageddon 
26706,r/urgentconversation,r/casualarmageddon ,I love it when I come across you organically 
26707,r/urgentconversation,r/casualarmageddon ,I kinda wanted this to be an RP thing.
26708,"So I just got a warning on my cell phone... The type of noise for an Amber Alert or Flash Flood... But it says ""MISSILE INBOUND SEEK SHELTER THIS IS NOT A DRILL""","&gt; casual conversation 

&gt; missile inbound",One of these things is not like the other.
26709,"&gt; casual conversation 

&gt; missile inbound",One of these things is not like the other.,"It's the girlfriend one right? 

Tell me I'm right, *right*?"
26710,One of these things is not like the other.,"It's the girlfriend one right? 

Tell me I'm right, *right*?","Hi right, I'm dad!"
26711,"So I just got a warning on my cell phone... The type of noise for an Amber Alert or Flash Flood... But it says ""MISSILE INBOUND SEEK SHELTER THIS IS NOT A DRILL""","If there really had been a missile, where could most people even go?","Basement, away from windows"
26712,"If there really had been a missile, where could most people even go?","Basement, away from windows",Basements. In Hawaii.  They don't exist.
26713,"Basement, away from windows",Basements. In Hawaii.  They don't exist.,Why? 
26714,"So I just got a warning on my cell phone... The type of noise for an Amber Alert or Flash Flood... But it says ""MISSILE INBOUND SEEK SHELTER THIS IS NOT A DRILL""",Delete this dumb fucking post.,Please be mindful of your words and respectful of other users. 
26715,Delete this dumb fucking post.,Please be mindful of your words and respectful of other users. ,"Yeah, no. This is dumb as fuck. Delete this shit."
26716,Delete this dumb fucking post.,Please be mindful of your words and respectful of other users. ,ASS.
26717,"So I just got a warning on my cell phone... The type of noise for an Amber Alert or Flash Flood... But it says ""MISSILE INBOUND SEEK SHELTER THIS IS NOT A DRILL""","What country are you in, specifically? That is very unusual.",Hawaii is still part of the US.
26718,"What country are you in, specifically? That is very unusual.",Hawaii is still part of the US.,I looked on the news after I asked this
26719,Hi what did you do today and do you have any plans for today ?,"Watched Baby Driver with my Cousin, Who had not seen it. ","I havent seen it either

Havent found time to watch it"
26720,"Watched Baby Driver with my Cousin, Who had not seen it. ","I havent seen it either

Havent found time to watch it",Its really good.
26721,"I havent seen it either

Havent found time to watch it",Its really good.,"I guess I got something to watch tonight

what other movies do you recommend ?"
26722,Its really good.,"I guess I got something to watch tonight

what other movies do you recommend ?","Any Marvel Movie
Steve Jobs
Youth In Revolt
Scott Pilgrim Vs The World
Your Name
Jurassic World
"
26723,"I guess I got something to watch tonight

what other movies do you recommend ?","Any Marvel Movie
Steve Jobs
Youth In Revolt
Scott Pilgrim Vs The World
Your Name
Jurassic World
",Thank you!
26724,Hi what did you do today and do you have any plans for today ?,"I got backache today 
I am in bed","Im sorry to hear that

I hope you get well soon"
26725,"I got backache today 
I am in bed","Im sorry to hear that

I hope you get well soon",Thank you :)
26726,Hi what did you do today and do you have any plans for today ?,"I had plans to get up early to work but I'm still in bed

Plans still to work....",What do you wanna eat for breakfast ?
26727,"I had plans to get up early to work but I'm still in bed

Plans still to work....",What do you wanna eat for breakfast ?,Currently procrastinating that decision as well hahahaha
26728,What do you wanna eat for breakfast ?,Currently procrastinating that decision as well hahahaha,Haha have some cereal or a toast or if your really feeling it a grilled cheese sandwich
26729,Hi what did you do today and do you have any plans for today ?,"It's my birthday! I turned 21. I just want ice cream, Redbull, and a nap.","Omg there were at least 3 or 4 more people that had their birthday today 

Happy Birthday 🎂"
26730,"It's my birthday! I turned 21. I just want ice cream, Redbull, and a nap.","Omg there were at least 3 or 4 more people that had their birthday today 

Happy Birthday 🎂","Thanks a lot, man! I appreciate it! Good luck on your exams!"
26731,"Omg there were at least 3 or 4 more people that had their birthday today 

Happy Birthday 🎂","Thanks a lot, man! I appreciate it! Good luck on your exams!","Thank you very much!

I hope you enjoy your bday 😊"
26732,I think I am the only person in the world....,Who can eat 150 pieces of sushi/sashimi in one sitting.,No freaking way 
26733,Who can eat 150 pieces of sushi/sashimi in one sitting.,No freaking way ,I like what I like! 😋
26734,I think I am the only person in the world....,I am the only person in the world that I can truly know exists.,Renè Descartes?
26735,I am the only person in the world that I can truly know exists.,Renè Descartes?,"I think, therefore I am"
26736,I think I am the only person in the world....,... who has a cat that doesn't like cardboard boxes.,My cat also dislikes cardboard boxes...and scratching posts and catnip and toys of any kind...
26737,... who has a cat that doesn't like cardboard boxes.,My cat also dislikes cardboard boxes...and scratching posts and catnip and toys of any kind...,Are you sure it's a cat?
26738,I think I am the only person in the world....,...who is married to my beautiful wife. I love her so much. ,Your statement can be said by a lot of people....
26739,...who is married to my beautiful wife. I love her so much. ,Your statement can be said by a lot of people....,Not to my wife. Maybe their own wife. But not mine ;)
26740,Your statement can be said by a lot of people....,Not to my wife. Maybe their own wife. But not mine ;),But do you know for sure?
26741,Not to my wife. Maybe their own wife. But not mine ;),But do you know for sure?,You're in the wrong sub for comments like this. You've been reported. 
26742,What's your go to movie,Boogie Nights.,Never seen it but I'll put it on my list to watch 
26743,Boogie Nights.,Never seen it but I'll put it on my list to watch ,Dirk .. Diggler ..
26744,What's your go to movie,"the matrix. man, i should watch it right now. do you think it's on netflix?",The first one is golden ..
26745,"the matrix. man, i should watch it right now. do you think it's on netflix?",The first one is golden ..,you didn't also like the twins with the white hair?
26746,The first one is golden ..,you didn't also like the twins with the white hair?,I DID .. I'm just always a sucker for the first rendition .. oof.
26747,you didn't also like the twins with the white hair?,I DID .. I'm just always a sucker for the first rendition .. oof.,did you not like how in that sequel they were trying to steal the key? :_
26748,I DID .. I'm just always a sucker for the first rendition .. oof.,did you not like how in that sequel they were trying to steal the key? :_,you are confusing me .. expound further please.
26749,did you not like how in that sequel they were trying to steal the key? :_,you are confusing me .. expound further please.,the one where they want to kill the keymaker 
26750,you are confusing me .. expound further please.,the one where they want to kill the keymaker ,'keymaker' keeps me thinking Ghostbusters ..
26751,the one where they want to kill the keymaker ,'keymaker' keeps me thinking Ghostbusters ..,.&gt;:O
26752,'keymaker' keeps me thinking Ghostbusters ..,.&gt;:O,yEs !
26753,.&gt;:O,yEs !,bmo chop!
26754,Whats everyone doing this weekend?,Getting sad drunk on cheap vodka and watching Skins. ,"oow, whats up? If you want to talk about it that is."
26755,Getting sad drunk on cheap vodka and watching Skins. ,"oow, whats up? If you want to talk about it that is.","Thanks man but I'm fine, just run-of-the-mill depression. "
26756,"oow, whats up? If you want to talk about it that is.","Thanks man but I'm fine, just run-of-the-mill depression. ",Well here’s to you and your enjoying the weekend  🍺
26757,Any cuddlers in the room?,I elbowed the last person that touched me.,Ow? Intentionally? Orrrr...?
26758,I elbowed the last person that touched me.,Ow? Intentionally? Orrrr...?,"Intentionally.

I HATE being touched."
26759,Ow? Intentionally? Orrrr...?,"Intentionally.

I HATE being touched.",Oookay. Good to know haha 👍
26760,I just got my first paycheck and I can somewhat breathe.,I'd give my nutbag for a job secure full time job. ,"Same, currently working at an indoors-amusement park as an intern I get $0 for the next 3 weeks"
26761,I'd give my nutbag for a job secure full time job. ,"Same, currently working at an indoors-amusement park as an intern I get $0 for the next 3 weeks","Fuck, that's some bullshit right there."
26762,I'd give my nutbag for a job secure full time job. ,"Same, currently working at an indoors-amusement park as an intern I get $0 for the next 3 weeks",Why are unpaid interns even still legal?? 
26763,What is the time?,"UK 9.45am, 0c - frosty old day out there.",10:00 am now mate.
26764,"UK 9.45am, 0c - frosty old day out there.",10:00 am now mate.,what country?
26765,10:00 am now mate.,what country?,"10:18 London,UK."
26766,What is the time?,Hammer ,Nails
26767,Hammer ,Nails,Screw driver
26768,Nails,Screw driver,"Drill
"
26769,Hammer ,Nails,Sparkly pink polish
26770,Nails,Sparkly pink polish,"where is this going xD
"
26771,Sparkly pink polish,"where is this going xD
",It's going 'Full Glitter'
26772,What is the time?,3:48 AM at 22° f in Chicago ,reddit is better than sleeping
26773,3:48 AM at 22° f in Chicago ,reddit is better than sleeping,I'm at work. :/ 
26774,reddit is better than sleeping,I'm at work. :/ ,",   *jaw drops*"
26775,I'm at work. :/ ,",   *jaw drops*","Wow late, I would be dead."
26776,reddit is better than sleeping,I'm at work. :/ ,"wow late, I would be dead"
26777,What is the time?,"1:54pm, Georgia,7°C",The country right? Not the state in America.
26778,"1:54pm, Georgia,7°C",The country right? Not the state in America.,Yeah yeah country
26779,What is the time?,"12:26, -1C, LT",is LT a state in America? or Lithuania?
26780,"12:26, -1C, LT",is LT a state in America? or Lithuania?,"You asked for country, so it's Lithuania 😉"
26781,is LT a state in America? or Lithuania?,"You asked for country, so it's Lithuania 😉",of course yeah
26782,What is the time?,"Melbourne Australia 9:53 pm Friday , bout 22 degrees C , gorgeous night for summer ",but it's summer there right? 
26783,"Melbourne Australia 9:53 pm Friday , bout 22 degrees C , gorgeous night for summer ",but it's summer there right? ,"Yep , that's why it's gorgeous - not sweltering for once ! It's rained a bit off and on too "
26784,but it's summer there right? ,"Yep , that's why it's gorgeous - not sweltering for once ! It's rained a bit off and on too ",the perfect temp!
26785,"Yep , that's why it's gorgeous - not sweltering for once ! It's rained a bit off and on too ",the perfect temp!,"It fully is , Melbourne summers are hot and dry and feel like they last 6 months "
26786,the perfect temp!,"It fully is , Melbourne summers are hot and dry and feel like they last 6 months ",Do you call it summer or winter now? 
26787,"It fully is , Melbourne summers are hot and dry and feel like they last 6 months ",Do you call it summer or winter now? ,"It's ugh gross summer , with a touch of yay rain "
26788,"Melbourne Australia 9:53 pm Friday , bout 22 degrees C , gorgeous night for summer ",but it's summer there right? ,oh wait you said it was summer...
26789,What is the time?,"It is 3:56pm, Dubai! and its (ofcourse) p sunny",how many degrees?
26790,"It is 3:56pm, Dubai! and its (ofcourse) p sunny",how many degrees?,23 degrees Celsius!
26791,how many degrees?,23 degrees Celsius!,great temp
26792,23 degrees Celsius!,great temp,thanks! I'll let dubai know asap
26793,What is the time?,"7:30 am in Melbourne, Florida.  70 F.   21.1 C.  I have today off and life is good.  ",jealous!
26794,"7:30 am in Melbourne, Florida.  70 F.   21.1 C.  I have today off and life is good.  ",jealous!,You do the same friend.  
26795,jealous!,You do the same friend.  ,thanks
26796,What is the time?,"uruguay, 9:34 am, 28 degrees celsius. 
everyone is on vacation. ",my school just started
26797,"uruguay, 9:34 am, 28 degrees celsius. 
everyone is on vacation. ",my school just started,like a few days ago
26798,"uruguay, 9:34 am, 28 degrees celsius. 
everyone is on vacation. ",my school just started,how is school there in the netherlands?
26799,What is the time?,china about 9pm,good night!
26800,china about 9pm,good night!,night!
26801,What are you good at?,Making people laugh with idiotic shit.,Have you considered Stand up comedy to make money?
26802,Making people laugh with idiotic shit.,Have you considered Stand up comedy to make money?,"Nah mate, would prefer to give it away for free. I'm a bit of a flooze."
26803,What are you good at?,Making people laugh with idiotic shit.,That's the best skill!
26804,Making people laugh with idiotic shit.,That's the best skill!,Second only to being a top bloke 
26805,That's the best skill!,Second only to being a top bloke ,Are you referring to gay sex?
26806,Second only to being a top bloke ,Are you referring to gay sex?,Pull your head in.
26807,Are you referring to gay sex?,Pull your head in.,I think Australian is a whole different language that I don't speak.
26808,Pull your head in.,I think Australian is a whole different language that I don't speak.,Most people crack the wobblies on their first go.
26809,I think Australian is a whole different language that I don't speak.,Most people crack the wobblies on their first go.,"Why, yes, I did go down Wombat's Ramble the first time I went skiing in Australia."
26810,Most people crack the wobblies on their first go.,"Why, yes, I did go down Wombat's Ramble the first time I went skiing in Australia.",What are you warbling about?
26811,"Why, yes, I did go down Wombat's Ramble the first time I went skiing in Australia.",What are you warbling about?,Cooking on the Barbie?
26812,What are you warbling about?,Cooking on the Barbie?,Not for another 14 mate.
26813,What are you good at?,"Mostly puzzles. I've been doing them for so long, and it lets me clear my head for a bit. ",What kind of puzzles?
26814,"Mostly puzzles. I've been doing them for so long, and it lets me clear my head for a bit. ",What kind of puzzles?,Jigsaws
26815,What are you good at?,"Mostly puzzles. I've been doing them for so long, and it lets me clear my head for a bit. ",What's the biggest number of pieces you've done?
26816,"Mostly puzzles. I've been doing them for so long, and it lets me clear my head for a bit. ",What's the biggest number of pieces you've done?,"Around 20,000. I did it with my grandparents"
26817,What's the biggest number of pieces you've done?,"Around 20,000. I did it with my grandparents",Wow!
26818,What are you good at?,"Soccer freestyling, dancing, telling jokes, writing (i want to be a poet),   climbing.",What do you climb?
26819,"Soccer freestyling, dancing, telling jokes, writing (i want to be a poet),   climbing.",What do you climb?,Mountains. I practice alpinism.
26820,What do you climb?,Mountains. I practice alpinism.,What's your favorite part?
26821,Mountains. I practice alpinism.,What's your favorite part?,What do you mean?
26822,What are you good at?,I'm good at breathing. That's about it ,I'm not even good at that; I keep burping when I recline
26823,I'm good at breathing. That's about it ,I'm not even good at that; I keep burping when I recline,Well yeah you're a boring old person
26824,I'm not even good at that; I keep burping when I recline,Well yeah you're a boring old person,What does being boring have to do with it
26825,Well yeah you're a boring old person,What does being boring have to do with it,Your name G
26826,What are you good at?,Standardized tests. It was my bread and butter before grad school.,Do not make money off this.
26827,Standardized tests. It was my bread and butter before grad school.,Do not make money off this.,What? Why
26828,Do not make money off this.,What? Why,"Wait, are you good at taking them or making them?"
26829,What? Why,"Wait, are you good at taking them or making them?","I did both, what business is it of yours if I made money off either?"
26830,"Wait, are you good at taking them or making them?","I did both, what business is it of yours if I made money off either?","uhh h h h bad joke, sorry"
26831,Not many friends awake at this hour. What's keeping you up?,"Took a nap earlier so up for another hour or two 

Playing some PS4 ","Ohh, guess the online matches get better at this hour hahshah"
26832,"Took a nap earlier so up for another hour or two 

Playing some PS4 ","Ohh, guess the online matches get better at this hour hahshah",Playing a single player title right now but yeah it's relaxing to play at night lol 
26833,"Ohh, guess the online matches get better at this hour hahshah",Playing a single player title right now but yeah it's relaxing to play at night lol ,"Really? Awesome, what are you playing right now? "
26834,Playing a single player title right now but yeah it's relaxing to play at night lol ,"Really? Awesome, what are you playing right now? ",Far Cry 4
26835,"Really? Awesome, what are you playing right now? ",Far Cry 4,Is that  the one in India? 
26836,Far Cry 4,Is that  the one in India? ,"Believe so yeah, Kyrat. I've only played 2-3 before this. "
26837,Is that  the one in India? ,"Believe so yeah, Kyrat. I've only played 2-3 before this. ",How is it? I played Far cry 3 and loved it. One of my favorite titles
26838,Not many friends awake at this hour. What's keeping you up?,I'm just on Spotify listening to music right now,"That's chill, what're you listening to? "
26839,I'm just on Spotify listening to music right now,"That's chill, what're you listening to? ",Tell Me - Jazz Cartier
26840,Not many friends awake at this hour. What's keeping you up?,"Time zone / southern hemisphere.

Taking applications to be anyone's token Aussie mate.",Ohh i see. What time is it over there? 
26841,"Time zone / southern hemisphere.

Taking applications to be anyone's token Aussie mate.",Ohh i see. What time is it over there? ,About 7pm
26842,Not many friends awake at this hour. What's keeping you up?,Drinking,"Ohhh, What are you drinking? "
26843,Drinking,"Ohhh, What are you drinking? ",Smith and Forge cider. On my last bottle. Sitting here with my new puppy!
26844,Anyone out there feeling lonely too?,I took a nap with my cats. That's all my day was today really,That sounds like an amazing day to me. 
26845,I took a nap with my cats. That's all my day was today really,That sounds like an amazing day to me. ,You sound like an amazing day to me 
26846,Anyone out there feeling lonely too?,I'm probably ending my life soon.,Do you want to talk? You can message me. 
26847,I'm probably ending my life soon.,Do you want to talk? You can message me. ,"Thanks,  I'm  fine though. I've done  a bunch of talking not enough acting "
26848,Anyone out there feeling lonely too?,Hi. I now I'm late but.. Hey,"Better late than never, I always say"
26849,Hi. I now I'm late but.. Hey,"Better late than never, I always say",:) How are you doing? Feeling a bit better?
26850,What's that piece of clothing you have that's been around with you forever?,I have a t-shirt that from a boy scout camp that I work for(1993). I still wear it to this day. ,"Nice! Establishes your *bona fides* with the rest of the crew, doesn't it?"
26851,I have a t-shirt that from a boy scout camp that I work for(1993). I still wear it to this day. ,"Nice! Establishes your *bona fides* with the rest of the crew, doesn't it?",Well I am surprised that I have worn this long and haven't turn it into rags. lol 
26852,What's that piece of clothing you have that's been around with you forever?,It would be my hoodie.  Time for a wash!,Is washing a dangerous thing for your hoodie? Or does it hold up well?
26853,It would be my hoodie.  Time for a wash!,Is washing a dangerous thing for your hoodie? Or does it hold up well?,I put in a gentle cycle with nothing else in the machine to minimize stretching.
26854,My friend likes to text me when she can't sleep,The real question is does she reply you when you text her when you aren't feeling sleepy?,I don't text her if I can't sleep. She has stayed up late to talk when I've needed it though 
26855,The real question is does she reply you when you text her when you aren't feeling sleepy?,I don't text her if I can't sleep. She has stayed up late to talk when I've needed it though ,You should! I'm sure she would prefer it if you did :)
26856,I don't text her if I can't sleep. She has stayed up late to talk when I've needed it though ,You should! I'm sure she would prefer it if you did :),Yeah or just to test her lol. 
26857,My friend likes to text me when she can't sleep," Does she have depression? Are you worried she will hurt herself? Otherwise, you are too nice. ",She's just emotional and needs to vent a lot. I like being there for her 
26858," Does she have depression? Are you worried she will hurt herself? Otherwise, you are too nice. ",She's just emotional and needs to vent a lot. I like being there for her , You are a better person than i.
26859,What is your specialty in the kitchen?,Seafood garlic and cherry tomato pasta ,Care to spread the love?
26860,Seafood garlic and cherry tomato pasta ,Care to spread the love?,Love pasta all round 
26861,Care to spread the love?,Love pasta all round ,I was more hoping you tell me/us your method and what you use
26862,"People waiting excitedly for a package, whatcha waiting for?",Always waiting on disc golf discs,What did you get? 
26863,Always waiting on disc golf discs,What did you get? ,Philo destroyer
26864,"People waiting excitedly for a package, whatcha waiting for?",things to get better,Does that come in a package? ^^^^I'd ^^^^like ^^^^to ^^^^order ^^^^one
26865,things to get better,Does that come in a package? ^^^^I'd ^^^^like ^^^^to ^^^^order ^^^^one,Hi yes I'd like to order one serving of^willtolive
26866,"People waiting excitedly for a package, whatcha waiting for?",A banana hook! Gone are the days where I place my bananas on the counter like the common rabble.,"Is there a reason for this, do they last longer or is it just because it looks nice?"
26867,A banana hook! Gone are the days where I place my bananas on the counter like the common rabble.,"Is there a reason for this, do they last longer or is it just because it looks nice?",It apparently keeps the banana fresher
26868,"People waiting excitedly for a package, whatcha waiting for?",A banana hook! Gone are the days where I place my bananas on the counter like the common rabble.,What happens if you only have one banana left? Can it still be hooked? 
26869,A banana hook! Gone are the days where I place my bananas on the counter like the common rabble.,What happens if you only have one banana left? Can it still be hooked? ,If there's only one left that means it's light enough to be taped to the wall
26870,A banana hook! Gone are the days where I place my bananas on the counter like the common rabble.,What happens if you only have one banana left? Can it still be hooked? , banana noose
26871,"People waiting excitedly for a package, whatcha waiting for?",Clothes and makeup,oohh what make up? I'm waiting on my Colourpop order
26872,Clothes and makeup,oohh what make up? I'm waiting on my Colourpop order,Lol just random stuff off wish lol i have a problem
26873,oohh what make up? I'm waiting on my Colourpop order,Lol just random stuff off wish lol i have a problem,You have a very cliche problem for a teen lol
26874,"People waiting excitedly for a package, whatcha waiting for?",A monitor. A really big monitor.,"Shoulda held out for the 65"" 4k monitor Nvidia's working on! haha"
26875,A monitor. A really big monitor.,"Shoulda held out for the 65"" 4k monitor Nvidia's working on! haha","That's too much really, a 35 inch 1440p is plenty for me."
26876,"People waiting excitedly for a package, whatcha waiting for?",My first order of women's clothes. Can't wait to be cute.,You're gonna have a ton of fun. 
26877,My first order of women's clothes. Can't wait to be cute.,You're gonna have a ton of fun. ,"Thanks, I hope so."
26878,"People waiting excitedly for a package, whatcha waiting for?","Soap! Tons of soap. To be more precise, exactly 5 kg of soap.",I’m imagining one 11 pound bar of soap.  What is it like a cubic meter?
26879,"Soap! Tons of soap. To be more precise, exactly 5 kg of soap.",I’m imagining one 11 pound bar of soap.  What is it like a cubic meter?,I don't know the dimensions but it's 17 soaps.
26880,"People waiting excitedly for a package, whatcha waiting for?",Books! But it's taking longer than expected :/,What’d you get?
26881,Books! But it's taking longer than expected :/,What’d you get?,"The Hunger Games Trilogy, and The Men Who Stare at Goats"
26882,"People waiting excitedly for a package, whatcha waiting for?",My first pair of Birkenstocks!,Ooh what kind?
26883,My first pair of Birkenstocks!,Ooh what kind?,Cocoa Arizonas :) 
26884,Ooh what kind?,Cocoa Arizonas :) ,Sweet! I don’t have those but my friends assure me you’ll love them!!
26885,Cocoa Arizonas :) ,Sweet! I don’t have those but my friends assure me you’ll love them!!,"They got here about 2 hours ago, and your friends were right, I do love them!! :) "
26886,Sweet! I don’t have those but my friends assure me you’ll love them!!,"They got here about 2 hours ago, and your friends were right, I do love them!! :) ",Woot! Have a happy rest of your day!! 
26887,"People waiting excitedly for a package, whatcha waiting for?",Grant Morrison? Scott Snyder?,Snyder! :)
26888,Grant Morrison? Scott Snyder?,Snyder! :),awesome
26889,"People waiting excitedly for a package, whatcha waiting for?",Netflix. Kingsman.,They're releasing it today?!
26890,Netflix. Kingsman.,They're releasing it today?!,"No, it's apparently been available. "
26891,Free compliments!!,You are a bright light :) thank you,"You're welcome!

You seem like a very wonderful person who's always ready to chat :) "
26892,You are a bright light :) thank you,"You're welcome!

You seem like a very wonderful person who's always ready to chat :) ","Thanks, it is one of my favorite things"
26893,Free compliments!!,Hey! :^D,Hey! Nice posts 😂😂
26894,Hey! :^D,Hey! Nice posts 😂😂,Thank you!
26895,Free compliments!!,Free? Are you sure the price wasn't gold? ;p,Haha I was so surprised!! You moderate one of the best subreddits in the land &lt;3 
26896,Free? Are you sure the price wasn't gold? ;p,Haha I was so surprised!! You moderate one of the best subreddits in the land &lt;3 ,Why do you think it's one of the best subs? &lt;3
26897,Haha I was so surprised!! You moderate one of the best subreddits in the land &lt;3 ,Why do you think it's one of the best subs? &lt;3,It's one of the most positive and accepting places I've been to on the internet
26898,Why do you think it's one of the best subs? &lt;3,It's one of the most positive and accepting places I've been to on the internet,Guess you could say that's a plus XD
26899,It's one of the most positive and accepting places I've been to on the internet,Guess you could say that's a plus XD,Definitely 😎😎
26900,Guess you could say that's a plus XD,Definitely 😎😎,So how's your night been treating you?
26901,Definitely 😎😎,So how's your night been treating you?,Pretty good! Yours?
26902,So how's your night been treating you?,Pretty good! Yours?,"Ups and downs, rocking the night owl lifestyle "
26903,Pretty good! Yours?,"Ups and downs, rocking the night owl lifestyle ","Me too!

Your d&amp;d post was great 😎"
26904,"Ups and downs, rocking the night owl lifestyle ","Me too!

Your d&amp;d post was great 😎","Oh thanks, I appreciate that! Really need to write more stuff "
26905,Free compliments!!,I like videogames and pitying myself :|,We have a lot in common then!
26906,I like videogames and pitying myself :|,We have a lot in common then!,That's just two things! And I don't see the compliment... ^^' 
26907,Free compliments!!,"Thank you for doing this! :)
I'm back to school, so that's nice.",That's great! Your fashion sense is great
26908,"Thank you for doing this! :)
I'm back to school, so that's nice.",That's great! Your fashion sense is great,Thanks! :) 
26909,Free compliments!!,i am here :l,I think it's great that you aren't afraid to voice your opinion! Have you learned to drive yet?
26910,i am here :l,I think it's great that you aren't afraid to voice your opinion! Have you learned to drive yet?,"For a minute I thought you were mocking me! :O No, but this is the year I will get my license. "
26911,Working overnight keep me company!,Lunch time here in Singapore. ,Nice! What’s it like in Singapore today! 
26912,Lunch time here in Singapore. ,Nice! What’s it like in Singapore today! ,Rainy. There was a flood on Monday on the eastern part of the island. 
26913,Nice! What’s it like in Singapore today! ,Rainy. There was a flood on Monday on the eastern part of the island. ,Was it a bad flood? Is it the rainy season there? 
26914,Working overnight keep me company!,Favourite musical artist and film? Whereabouts in the world are you?,US time zone I think or Eastern Europe?
26915,Favourite musical artist and film? Whereabouts in the world are you?,US time zone I think or Eastern Europe?,"Yeah, US most likely"
26916,Working overnight keep me company!,I pooped in the toilet today.,I pooped in a brown paper bag today. 
26917,I pooped in the toilet today.,I pooped in a brown paper bag today. ,DID YOU?! Can I see the picture?
26918,I pooped in a brown paper bag today. ,DID YOU?! Can I see the picture?,If I showed you I would have to kill you. 
26919,DID YOU?! Can I see the picture?,If I showed you I would have to kill you. ,"I was close to blowing my brain out at work in front of everyone.

Show me."
26920,Finally out of credit card debts!,Crypto currency :),Actually have some already.
26921,Crypto currency :),Actually have some already.,Your future is full of sunshine
26922,"Two days ago, a stranger woman told me I am a good looking guy, and I am still happy over it! What compliment did you receive recently that is still making you happy?",Since when do men get compliments?,Why do men not compliment each other more?
26923,Since when do men get compliments?,Why do men not compliment each other more?,Nice dick big boi 
26924,Since when do men get compliments?,Why do men not compliment each other more?,"Afraid to be vulnerable, in my experience. "
26925,"Two days ago, a stranger woman told me I am a good looking guy, and I am still happy over it! What compliment did you receive recently that is still making you happy?",nobody compliments me 👉😎👉,"Well, just based on your username, I say you have good taste in TV shows. Have a compliment! "
26926,nobody compliments me 👉😎👉,"Well, just based on your username, I say you have good taste in TV shows. Have a compliment! ",haha thanks
26927,"Two days ago, a stranger woman told me I am a good looking guy, and I am still happy over it! What compliment did you receive recently that is still making you happy?","""Sorry it will be impossible to operate on you""

Im still beaming. ",That's a compliment?  I'll need more details before providing an upvote.
26928,"""Sorry it will be impossible to operate on you""

Im still beaming. ",That's a compliment?  I'll need more details before providing an upvote.,I can only think of like....two possibilities 
26929,"Two days ago, a stranger woman told me I am a good looking guy, and I am still happy over it! What compliment did you receive recently that is still making you happy?",I haven't gotten one recently :/,"You’re great at making reaction gifs, and your dog is cute ! "
26930,I haven't gotten one recently :/,"You’re great at making reaction gifs, and your dog is cute ! ","Oh go on, you"
26931,Super Mario Odyssey just made me so happy (spoiler alert).,"is that on wii? man, i think i would have a blast playing this. ","Just on Switch. Trust me, get a Switch."
26932,"is that on wii? man, i think i would have a blast playing this. ","Just on Switch. Trust me, get a Switch.",what is that? 
26933,"Just on Switch. Trust me, get a Switch.",what is that? ,The new Nintendo console is called the Nintendo Switch. It is glorious.
26934,what is that? ,The new Nintendo console is called the Nintendo Switch. It is glorious.,when did they come out. does it still look like a tv remote control?
26935,The new Nintendo console is called the Nintendo Switch. It is glorious.,when did they come out. does it still look like a tv remote control?,[deleted]
26936,"If you could have one thing in your house automated, what would it be?",Lights. On when you enter. Off when you leave. ,"As convenient as it is, it’s been done to death already, sorry"
26937,Lights. On when you enter. Off when you leave. ,"As convenient as it is, it’s been done to death already, sorry",Lol I don't want you to win. I'm doing the same contest ;)
26938,"As convenient as it is, it’s been done to death already, sorry",Lol I don't want you to win. I'm doing the same contest ;),Maybe I’ll see u there then. Glhf :)
26939,Lol I don't want you to win. I'm doing the same contest ;),Maybe I’ll see u there then. Glhf :),&lt;3
26940,Let’s talk about Nirvana?,eh,I guess you don’t like em. It’s not for everyone I can see that!
26941,eh,I guess you don’t like em. It’s not for everyone I can see that!,i like them but it's old
26942,Let’s talk about Nirvana?,They certainly were popular but they were not my favorite grunge band from the 90s.,What’s your favorite Grunge band then?
26943,They certainly were popular but they were not my favorite grunge band from the 90s.,What’s your favorite Grunge band then?,"Alice in Chains  
Mad Season"
26944,Let’s talk about Nirvana?,There shouldn't be a question mark in your title.,It’s too late! I can’t change it!
26945,There shouldn't be a question mark in your title.,It’s too late! I can’t change it!,"I know, it sucks when you post something and you realize too late that you made a mistake... "
26946,It’s too late! I can’t change it!,"I know, it sucks when you post something and you realize too late that you made a mistake... ",I won’t remove it now. I have already gotten too many likes and views. I’ll let it be.
26947,Let’s talk about Nirvana?,I like lithium ,It’s really good! Probably one of my favorites!
26948,I like lithium ,It’s really good! Probably one of my favorites!,"I like heart shaped box in the album In Utero too, I hope you enjoy that"
26949,It’s really good! Probably one of my favorites!,"I like heart shaped box in the album In Utero too, I hope you enjoy that",I probably will! I’m going to check out that whole album tomorrow.
26950,"I want to start a new hobby, have any ideas?",Sounds like someone wants to get to bitcoin ,What do you mean? 
26951,Sounds like someone wants to get to bitcoin ,What do you mean? ,Bitcoin is a hobby. It might be fun.
26952,What do you mean? ,Bitcoin is a hobby. It might be fun.,"Yeah, but like I said I’m only 13 "
26953,It's my first Reddit birthday today.,"AYYYY me and you both

Happy cake day :)",Ayyy! Twins!
26954,"AYYYY me and you both

Happy cake day :)",Ayyy! Twins!,Happy birthdays!
26955,It's my first Reddit birthday today.,Eat!,"I already ate too much, I finished a footlong subway "
26956,Eat!,"I already ate too much, I finished a footlong subway ",No such thing as eating to much
26957,"I already ate too much, I finished a footlong subway ",No such thing as eating to much,Thanks for your advice. Now I'm chewing on Snickers as a late night snack.
26958,No such thing as eating to much,Thanks for your advice. Now I'm chewing on Snickers as a late night snack.,Haha good! Isn’t late night for me but I’m glad your having fun 
26959,I want to come up with a term for a one armed person that has a catch to it,Slot machine?,Please don't tell me there are frogs involved in this
26960,Slot machine?,Please don't tell me there are frogs involved in this,Sometimes they are called one armed bandits.
26961,I want to come up with a term for a one armed person that has a catch to it,"Hey sry I'm just curious, how do you paint your nails with just one arm?","Totally cool to ask!

I use my mouth "
26962,"Hey sry I'm just curious, how do you paint your nails with just one arm?","Totally cool to ask!

I use my mouth ",Cool :)
26963,I would like to talk to people in other countries about what it's like to live there. I live in California and would love to make new friends with people outside the US.,[deleted],Hello! I don't know that much about Vancouver! I imagine it's snowy right now?
26964,[deleted],Hello! I don't know that much about Vancouver! I imagine it's snowy right now?,[deleted]
26965,I would like to talk to people in other countries about what it's like to live there. I live in California and would love to make new friends with people outside the US.,"Yo, I'm probably late to the party but I'm from the UK! Anything you wanna know?",What part of the Uk are you from?
26966,"Yo, I'm probably late to the party but I'm from the UK! Anything you wanna know?",What part of the Uk are you from?,Just outside London! You ever visited the UK? :)
26967,"A7X, Breaking Benjamin, and Bullet for My Valentine Concert...",Hey! Me too! Where are you gonna see them ?,Central Arkansas next month. 
26968,Hey! Me too! Where are you gonna see them ?,Central Arkansas next month. ,Quebec next week for me. 10 years ago me would be so happy.
26969,Hey! Me too! Where are you gonna see them ?,Central Arkansas next month. ,Fellow Arkansan here! Hope you enjoy the show! :) I’m still trying to decide if I want to go. 
26970,Central Arkansas next month. ,Fellow Arkansan here! Hope you enjoy the show! :) I’m still trying to decide if I want to go. ,get tickets and meet me there! 
26971,"A7X, Breaking Benjamin, and Bullet for My Valentine Concert...",Me too! I’ve seen bullet 4xs but haven’t seen the rest of the bands. ,Awesome! where are you seeing them at? I'm in Central AR. 
26972,Me too! I’ve seen bullet 4xs but haven’t seen the rest of the bands. ,Awesome! where are you seeing them at? I'm in Central AR. ,Seeming the in central Wisconsin. Cant wait!
26973,I took myself on a date for my birthday,Happy Birthday internet stranger :),Thank you so much fellow internet stranger. I hope you're having a glorious day!
26974,Happy Birthday internet stranger :),Thank you so much fellow internet stranger. I hope you're having a glorious day!,I hope you have a glorious year :')
26975,I took myself on a date for my birthday,Happy belated birthday! And what was the movie you watched?,Thank you :D It was The Graduate!
26976,Happy belated birthday! And what was the movie you watched?,Thank you :D It was The Graduate!,Love that movie :) 
26977,I took myself on a date for my birthday,"it's not as bad as being single, male, and all alone on your 42nd birthday... *_like I am_*",Happy 42nd birthday! Celebrate yourself!
26978,"it's not as bad as being single, male, and all alone on your 42nd birthday... *_like I am_*",Happy 42nd birthday! Celebrate yourself!,thanks!
26979,I took myself on a date for my birthday,What's your favourite movie? I know you've gone to bed but I want to know if that's okay.,The Graduate! :)
26980,What's your favourite movie? I know you've gone to bed but I want to know if that's okay.,The Graduate! :),"Never seen it, will have to check it out some time!"
26981,I'm thinking of deleting the Reddit app,I found my QoL has improved the more I distance myself from social media and websites.,What is QoL?
26982,I found my QoL has improved the more I distance myself from social media and websites.,What is QoL?,"Sorry, quality of life."
26983,I found my QoL has improved the more I distance myself from social media and websites.,What is QoL?,Quality of Life
26984,Unemployed for a month starting to feel hopeless and really down. Just got two calls for interviews out of nowhere. Had to tell someone!,"good for you OP, been unemployed from almost a year and I'm planning to kill myself",If you need to talk my inbox is open
26985,"good for you OP, been unemployed from almost a year and I'm planning to kill myself",If you need to talk my inbox is open,thank you
26986,Unemployed for a month starting to feel hopeless and really down. Just got two calls for interviews out of nowhere. Had to tell someone!,Best of luck!,Thank you! I really appreciate it!
26987,Best of luck!,Thank you! I really appreciate it!,You're very welcome!
26988,Unemployed for a month starting to feel hopeless and really down. Just got two calls for interviews out of nowhere. Had to tell someone!,Remember to under promise and over deliver when you start off :),Thank you! I really appreciate it! Some great advice there. 
26989,Remember to under promise and over deliver when you start off :),Thank you! I really appreciate it! Some great advice there. ,"Aww, best of luck my friend."
26990,Thank you! I really appreciate it! Some great advice there. ,"Aww, best of luck my friend.",Thank you!
26991,I’m 33 and I’ve just passed my driving test!,Congratulations on passing your test! Was it your first try?,"No, it was my third! Ha. Maybe that’s why I was extra relieved "
26992,Congratulations on passing your test! Was it your first try?,"No, it was my third! Ha. Maybe that’s why I was extra relieved ",it took me four times to pass my written! i feel this. 
26993,"No, it was my third! Ha. Maybe that’s why I was extra relieved ",it took me four times to pass my written! i feel this. ,Which country is this? I did a theory test but it was really easy! 
26994,it took me four times to pass my written! i feel this. ,Which country is this? I did a theory test but it was really easy! ,United States! 
26995,Congratulations on passing your test! Was it your first try?,"No, it was my third! Ha. Maybe that’s why I was extra relieved ",I got it on my second try but just barely!
26996,"No, it was my third! Ha. Maybe that’s why I was extra relieved ",I got it on my second try but just barely!,Good going! I know someone who took 9 tests!!
26997,I’m 33 and I’ve just passed my driving test!,Congratulations! You should be very proud of yourself for accomplishing this! :D,I would throw a mini party honestly 
26998,Congratulations! You should be very proud of yourself for accomplishing this! :D,I would throw a mini party honestly ,"Good idea, want to come? "
26999,I would throw a mini party honestly ,"Good idea, want to come? ",💃
27000,"I just peed my pants, how’s your Monday going so far?","""peeing your pants is cool""",I feel slightly less than cool right now. 
27001,"""peeing your pants is cool""",I feel slightly less than cool right now. ,"Well, you gave me a chuckle."
27002,I feel slightly less than cool right now. ,"Well, you gave me a chuckle.",Glad I could do that. Hope you had a good morning! 
27003,"""peeing your pants is cool""",I feel slightly less than cool right now. ,Understandable since pee is near body temperature.
27004,"""peeing your pants is cool""",I feel slightly less than cool right now. ,Give it some time.
27005,"I just peed my pants, how’s your Monday going so far?","Well, I just found out that I no longer have 20/20 vision, but doctor said it's only minimal",Um... Minimal vision is bad. You want maximal vision. /s
27006,"Well, I just found out that I no longer have 20/20 vision, but doctor said it's only minimal",Um... Minimal vision is bad. You want maximal vision. /s,"I mean, my eye grade only jumped in a small scale as compared to others"
27007,"I just peed my pants, how’s your Monday going so far?","Going good, got a day off from work and gonna head out to do some shopping.",Nothing better than having a Monday off from work! Good for you. 
27008,"Going good, got a day off from work and gonna head out to do some shopping.",Nothing better than having a Monday off from work! Good for you. ,"Yep, but now we got a ice rain/snow mix hitting us right now :( 
"
27009,Nothing better than having a Monday off from work! Good for you. ,"Yep, but now we got a ice rain/snow mix hitting us right now :( 
",Come to Florida! I had to turn my AC on just now. 
27010,"Yep, but now we got a ice rain/snow mix hitting us right now :( 
",Come to Florida! I had to turn my AC on just now. ,"Argh, i miss the summer."
27011,"I just peed my pants, how’s your Monday going so far?",Today’s my wife’s 25th birthday. She’s asleep because she works at night.,Happy Birthday to your wife! 
27012,Today’s my wife’s 25th birthday. She’s asleep because she works at night.,Happy Birthday to your wife! ,Thanks!
27013,"I just peed my pants, how’s your Monday going so far?",I finally took a shower today! Now to just wash my clothes and my dishes..., Congratulations! Baby steps! 
27014,I finally took a shower today! Now to just wash my clothes and my dishes..., Congratulations! Baby steps! ,Thank you! :)
27015,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.","Hi, I like trains.","Riding them, watching them, or building models?

And have you seen the movie The Station Agent?"
27016,"Hi, I like trains.","Riding them, watching them, or building models?

And have you seen the movie The Station Agent?","No, but I have watched and read all the Thomas The Train Engine books, movies, and shows."
27017,"Weekly Self Thread - Tells us what's on your mind: introduce or promote yourself, vent or rant, celebrate achievements and talk about your romantic relationships.","**Vent**
Rejected by Yale. Feeling bad.","I'm so sorry, hopefully you get to do what you want. I'm kinda in a same boat. "
27018,"**Vent**
Rejected by Yale. Feeling bad.","I'm so sorry, hopefully you get to do what you want. I'm kinda in a same boat. ","Thank you buddy, good luck to our other applications😇"
27019,Night owls: how are you guys doing?,Okay. I kinda started drinking.  I don't sleep till like 2 at the earliest.,"What time is there right now? And no shame, I'm drinking too lol"
27020,Okay. I kinda started drinking.  I don't sleep till like 2 at the earliest.,"What time is there right now? And no shame, I'm drinking too lol",12:33 am PDT.  I'm in California. 
27021,"What time is there right now? And no shame, I'm drinking too lol",12:33 am PDT.  I'm in California. ,"Oh wow, that's far off. How's Cali treating you?"
27022,Night owls: how are you guys doing?,3:47 am here and drinking coffee,But why. Just like it?
27023,3:47 am here and drinking coffee,But why. Just like it?,zero life structure eks dee what is the cause of your insomnia?
27024,Night owls: how are you guys doing?,Night life’s okay. Could be better I’m kinda hungry,Get some midnight munchies. I always think an egg sandwich hits the spot when its late 
27025,Night life’s okay. Could be better I’m kinda hungry,Get some midnight munchies. I always think an egg sandwich hits the spot when its late ,Egg Sammie's are life!!! 
27026,Get some midnight munchies. I always think an egg sandwich hits the spot when its late ,Egg Sammie's are life!!! ,What's your fav method of egg sammich makin?
27027,Egg Sammie's are life!!! ,What's your fav method of egg sammich makin?,"Fried eggs, hard yolk with American cheese and mayo "
27028,What's your fav method of egg sammich makin?,"Fried eggs, hard yolk with American cheese and mayo ",I fundamentally disagree. Yolk has to be runny
27029,"Fried eggs, hard yolk with American cheese and mayo ",I fundamentally disagree. Yolk has to be runny,Not for a Sammie!! Makes me gag for some reason
27030,Night owls: how are you guys doing?,"It's 9:54 in Belgium, currently studying monetary theory (yay..).",Hmmmm is that pm or am?
27031,"It's 9:54 in Belgium, currently studying monetary theory (yay..).",Hmmmm is that pm or am?,Am. I guess :p 
27032,Night owls: how are you guys doing?,i slept earlier on. could sleep but have things in my mind,I hope those things leave 
27033,i slept earlier on. could sleep but have things in my mind,I hope those things leave ,O-o
27034,I hope those things leave ,O-o,The things keeping you up you know. So you can sleep peacefully 
27035,He asked me my ring size today,*gets you a ring pop*,I’d be ok with that lol
27036,*gets you a ring pop*,I’d be ok with that lol,Alright whats your address I’ll mail you a ring pop 
27037,He asked me my ring size today,He coulda kept it low key and asked your shoe size. Usually those go hand in hand.,Didn’t know that!
27038,He coulda kept it low key and asked your shoe size. Usually those go hand in hand.,Didn’t know that!,Is it true for you? Are they close?
27039,Didn’t know that!,Is it true for you? Are they close?,Yeah I guess they are. My shoes are 8 1/2 or 9
27040,He asked me my ring size today,Come join us at r/weddingplanning and r/wedding!!!,I want to so badly but it seems premature since he hasn’t actually asked me yet 
27041,Come join us at r/weddingplanning and r/wedding!!!,I want to so badly but it seems premature since he hasn’t actually asked me yet ,Oh honey you can still lurk! I did! There are so many lurkers! Lol
27042,I want to so badly but it seems premature since he hasn’t actually asked me yet ,Oh honey you can still lurk! I did! There are so many lurkers! Lol,Haha! You’re right! Heading over now :)
27043,Reddit is exhilarating!,Here's an upvote. Have another comment too!,Ah thank you! I’m hyped up on adrenaline! This is so fun!
27044,Here's an upvote. Have another comment too!,Ah thank you! I’m hyped up on adrenaline! This is so fun!,And another one!
27045,Ah thank you! I’m hyped up on adrenaline! This is so fun!,And another one!,AND ANOTHER 
27046,And another one!,AND ANOTHER ,Here's a down-vote to keep things balanced an to teach OP a thing or two about real life.
27047,AND ANOTHER ,Here's a down-vote to keep things balanced an to teach OP a thing or two about real life.,"Hahahahha, reddit in a nutshell!"
27048,Here's a down-vote to keep things balanced an to teach OP a thing or two about real life.,"Hahahahha, reddit in a nutshell!",So *that's* why I get them downvotes. Or maybe I just suck.
27049,"Hahahahha, reddit in a nutshell!",So *that's* why I get them downvotes. Or maybe I just suck.,Stop fishing for upvotes! (heh kidding)
27050,AND ANOTHER ,Here's a down-vote to keep things balanced an to teach OP a thing or two about real life.,"Yes, people will down vote basic harmless questions for unfathomable reasons "
27051,AND ANOTHER ,Here's a down-vote to keep things balanced an to teach OP a thing or two about real life.,"Here’s a person saying that OP’s story is clearly bullshit, just to be annoying :)"
27052,AND ANOTHER ,Here's a down-vote to keep things balanced an to teach OP a thing or two about real life.,lmao
27053,And another one!,AND ANOTHER ,"ANOTHER!

*smashes mug*"
27054,And another one!,AND ANOTHER ,I'm glad someone did this. 
27055,Here's an upvote. Have another comment too!,Ah thank you! I’m hyped up on adrenaline! This is so fun!,It's a drug you build a tolerance for fast.
27056,Here's an upvote. Have another comment too!,Ah thank you! I’m hyped up on adrenaline! This is so fun!,This is so cute! I hope your reddit experience is positive for as long as possible!
27057,Reddit is exhilarating!,Reddit is a nice place for me. They are always supportive and kind too. Here's an upvote for you,"I'm sorry, Reddit is kind and supportive? "
27058,Reddit is a nice place for me. They are always supportive and kind too. Here's an upvote for you,"I'm sorry, Reddit is kind and supportive? ",If you're in the right subs
27059,"I'm sorry, Reddit is kind and supportive? ",If you're in the right subs,"We want to know which ones you are lol 

(Ik you can check that)"
27060,If you're in the right subs,"We want to know which ones you are lol 

(Ik you can check that)",This one
27061,Reddit is a nice place for me. They are always supportive and kind too. Here's an upvote for you,"I'm sorry, Reddit is kind and supportive? ","At the most unexpected times, in the most unexpected ways"
27062,What would you like to get off your chest?,I feel as though I have no connection on to my family anymore. ,Why not?
27063,I feel as though I have no connection on to my family anymore. ,Why not?,They seem overly distant and judgemental about every small thing I do. 
27064,Im at home waiting for a robber,don't bring a bat to a gun fight bro,Thankfully guns are pretty scarce down in Melbourne and Victoria so I doubt it'll go that way.
27065,don't bring a bat to a gun fight bro,Thankfully guns are pretty scarce down in Melbourne and Victoria so I doubt it'll go that way.,"Ahhhh, yeah forgot it’s Australia!"
27066,Im at home waiting for a robber,For a moment I thought you meant you had a pet bat who was going to help scare off a burglar.,Goddamn I wish I had a pet bat. Those things are cute af. 
27067,For a moment I thought you meant you had a pet bat who was going to help scare off a burglar.,Goddamn I wish I had a pet bat. Those things are cute af. ,I’ve heard they poop *everywhere*.
27068,Im at home waiting for a robber,See in america we have guns for this,You also have guns for mass shooting and daily school shootings
27069,See in america we have guns for this,You also have guns for mass shooting and daily school shootings,"It's wonderful isn't it
survival of the fittest"
27070,You also have guns for mass shooting and daily school shootings,"It's wonderful isn't it
survival of the fittest","A gun will kill anyone, it’s not survival of the fittest"
27071,"It's wonderful isn't it
survival of the fittest","A gun will kill anyone, it’s not survival of the fittest",what a stupid comment. Survival of the fittest gunslinger.
27072,Let's play a game: describe a game poorly and have others guess its name,"1-Mafia 3
2-Wolfenstein 2 the new colossus
3-goat simulator
4-ummmmmm no idea","1. No 
2. Yes 
3. Yes "
27073,"1-Mafia 3
2-Wolfenstein 2 the new colossus
3-goat simulator
4-ummmmmm no idea","1. No 
2. Yes 
3. Yes ","4-skyrim
"
27074,"1. No 
2. Yes 
3. Yes ","4-skyrim
",Close but no
27075,"4-skyrim
",Close but no,Fallout 4 or new vegas or fallout 3 or fallout 2 or fallout 1
27076,Close but no,Fallout 4 or new vegas or fallout 3 or fallout 2 or fallout 1,No
27077,Fallout 4 or new vegas or fallout 3 or fallout 2 or fallout 1,No,Is 4 The Witcher by any chance?
27078,No,Is 4 The Witcher by any chance?,"#YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER, YEAH!! "
27079,Let's play a game: describe a game poorly and have others guess its name,a madman kills everyone in town wile on lsd+speed trip ,Postal? Gta 5?
27080,a madman kills everyone in town wile on lsd+speed trip ,Postal? Gta 5?,indeed it was gta  
27081,Let's play a game: describe a game poorly and have others guess its name,Nuke your friendships away. ,Fallout?
27082,Nuke your friendships away. ,Fallout?,"Nope. 
Hint: Gandhi is there. "
27083,Fallout?,"Nope. 
Hint: Gandhi is there. ",No idea
27084,Fallout?,"Nope. 
Hint: Gandhi is there. ",Civilization
27085,"Nope. 
Hint: Gandhi is there. ",Civilization,Yep!
27086,Let's play a game: describe a game poorly and have others guess its name,"Fight aliens, sleep with aliens, fight along side aliens ",Mass effect
27087,"Fight aliens, sleep with aliens, fight along side aliens ",Mass effect,My guess for your number 4 as well!
27088,Mass effect,My guess for your number 4 as well!,"It is not, but it is an rpg"
27089,Let's play a game: describe a game poorly and have others guess its name,Floppy eared turtle murderer. ,super mario?
27090,Floppy eared turtle murderer. ,super mario?,Nope it is a platformer though and mario has floppy ears now? 
27091,Let's play a game: describe a game poorly and have others guess its name,You're basically a hacker.,watch dogs
27092,You're basically a hacker.,watch dogs,Yups.
27093,Let's play a game: describe a game poorly and have others guess its name,Storm. Flashbacks. Your actions have consequences.,Life is strange ? 
27094,Storm. Flashbacks. Your actions have consequences.,Life is strange ? ,Yes! :)
27095,How good is sleeping in the nude?,"Sounds interesting. I don’t know if I’ll try it though, it just sounds so weird.","Do it, just try it tonight and let me know how it feels"
27096,"Sounds interesting. I don’t know if I’ll try it though, it just sounds so weird.","Do it, just try it tonight and let me know how it feels",I’ll definitely do it one day but not today.
27097,"Sounds interesting. I don’t know if I’ll try it though, it just sounds so weird.","Do it, just try it tonight and let me know how it feels",Okay I'll tell you tomorrow
27098,How good is sleeping in the nude?,"Sounds interesting. I don’t know if I’ll try it though, it just sounds so weird.",What's weird about having a human body in bed? What's the difference?
27099,"Sounds interesting. I don’t know if I’ll try it though, it just sounds so weird.",What's weird about having a human body in bed? What's the difference?,It’s hard to explain. It just feels wrong.
27100,What's weird about having a human body in bed? What's the difference?,It’s hard to explain. It just feels wrong.,"Well, try not to feel weird about your body. It's better to be liberated!"
27101,What do you believe the afterlife is?,I'm in no rush to check it out.,Is anyone?
27102,I'm in no rush to check it out.,Is anyone?,Raises hand
27103,Is anyone?,Raises hand,/r/2meirl4meirl
27104,I'm in no rush to check it out.,Is anyone?,Raises leg
27105,Looking for an internet friend that won't ask for nudes.,"The only ""nudes"" I'm likely to talk about are noodles. 
Do you like noodles?",I LOVE noodles. Bowties are my favorite.
27106,"The only ""nudes"" I'm likely to talk about are noodles. 
Do you like noodles?",I LOVE noodles. Bowties are my favorite.,"Oh snap. Those are definitely some fancy noods. 

I'm partial to shell myself. And fettuccine. "
27107,I LOVE noodles. Bowties are my favorite.,"Oh snap. Those are definitely some fancy noods. 

I'm partial to shell myself. And fettuccine. ","I may dream big, but my college budget gets me easy mac."
27108,"Oh snap. Those are definitely some fancy noods. 

I'm partial to shell myself. And fettuccine. ","I may dream big, but my college budget gets me easy mac.",What’s easy Mac? Is this an American thing? I’m always fascinated about American grocery food. 
27109,"I may dream big, but my college budget gets me easy mac.",What’s easy Mac? Is this an American thing? I’m always fascinated about American grocery food. ,"Yea, stove top macaroni &amp; cheese, or even microwave now"
27110,"Oh snap. Those are definitely some fancy noods. 

I'm partial to shell myself. And fettuccine. ","I may dream big, but my college budget gets me easy mac.",Aren't noodles cheaper than easy mac though?
27111,"I may dream big, but my college budget gets me easy mac.",Aren't noodles cheaper than easy mac though?,Not when you live on campus and you can buy them with your meal plan.
27112,Looking for an internet friend that won't ask for nudes.,"The only ""nudes"" I'm likely to talk about are noodles. 
Do you like noodles?",I think danger noodles are cute.
27113,"The only ""nudes"" I'm likely to talk about are noodles. 
Do you like noodles?",I think danger noodles are cute.,But...but they're *dangerous.* O_O
27114,Looking for an internet friend that won't ask for nudes.,What would you want to talk about?,"Anything! As everyday as ""how are you"" to as eccentric as ""what potato is your favorite potato"""
27115,What would you want to talk about?,"Anything! As everyday as ""how are you"" to as eccentric as ""what potato is your favorite potato""",Then I’d happily be your internet friend :D
27116,"Anything! As everyday as ""how are you"" to as eccentric as ""what potato is your favorite potato""",Then I’d happily be your internet friend :D,I've never made so many friends on y one day!
27117,Looking for an internet friend that won't ask for nudes.,Hello.,Hello :)
27118,Hello.,Hello :),How are you? Thank you for coming over to our community!
27119,Hello :),How are you? Thank you for coming over to our community!,I really like this community! Everyone is so friendly and accepting :)
27120,Looking for an internet friend that won't ask for nudes.,I also would like an internet friend that doesn’t ask for nudes. Any takers...?,"Sure,  hows it going for you?"
27121,I also would like an internet friend that doesn’t ask for nudes. Any takers...?,"Sure,  hows it going for you?",It’s going okay! :)
27122,"Sure,  hows it going for you?",It’s going okay! :),"Sweet, hope you enjoyed the holidays. "
27123,It’s going okay! :),"Sweet, hope you enjoyed the holidays. ",you too man! 
27124,Looking for an internet friend that won't ask for nudes.,"hey there.
",Good morning
27125,"hey there.
",Good morning,It's 9:00 PM here in our country soooo good evening.
27126,Good morning,It's 9:00 PM here in our country soooo good evening.,It was 7am when you posted that for me!
27127,Looking for an internet friend that won't ask for nudes.,"Heya!

Ever played D&amp;D? :D",Yeah! My sister is DM :)
27128,"Heya!

Ever played D&amp;D? :D",Yeah! My sister is DM :),That's cool! What's your campaign setting?
27129,Yeah! My sister is DM :),That's cool! What's your campaign setting?,"We tend to stock with simpler, one-day campaigns. Were all pretty new to it"
27130,That's cool! What's your campaign setting?,"We tend to stock with simpler, one-day campaigns. Were all pretty new to it","Ah, cool. I'm not running anything at the moment, but I'm planning on doing a Warcraft campaign."
27131,Looking for an internet friend that won't ask for nudes.,Whatcha been up to this month?,"So far just work, but I'm going back to school next weekend. What about you?"
27132,Whatcha been up to this month?,"So far just work, but I'm going back to school next weekend. What about you?","Been busy with work currently deployed, but I'm heading back to the states real soon."
27133,"So far just work, but I'm going back to school next weekend. What about you?","Been busy with work currently deployed, but I'm heading back to the states real soon.",Thank you for your service :)
27134,"I made 45k last year, 5 years removed from making minimum wage.",my first paying job in 1968 was for $1.10 an hour!,Which would be $7.96 today.
27135,my first paying job in 1968 was for $1.10 an hour!,Which would be $7.96 today.,"until my current job, I never got more than $7.25/hr"
27136,Today is my first year on reddit,"You're in too deep. Now, you'll never leave. Trust me, I tried.",O no...but I wanna go back
27137,"You're in too deep. Now, you'll never leave. Trust me, I tried.",O no...but I wanna go back,Too late now my friend
27138,Today is my first year on reddit,"You're in too deep. Now, you'll never leave. Trust me, I tried.",It's true.  Just look at me.  Been trying to escape for over a decade.
27139,"You're in too deep. Now, you'll never leave. Trust me, I tried.",It's true.  Just look at me.  Been trying to escape for over a decade.,"Oh you poor soul...

EDIT: How have you survived? I need some tips for reddit survival..."
27140,Today is my first year on reddit,"Happy birthday, dude! ",Thanks
27141,"Happy birthday, dude! ",Thanks,No problem 👌
27142,Today is my first year on reddit, Why dont i have a cake? Ive been here for almost 2 years,"It's only on the day you started. If you started July 20th, you'll have a cake July 20th "
27143, Why dont i have a cake? Ive been here for almost 2 years,"It's only on the day you started. If you started July 20th, you'll have a cake July 20th ",Ohh. Gotcha
27144,Today is my first year on reddit,"I'm pretty new too, so nice job I guess?",When did you make your account??
27145,"I'm pretty new too, so nice job I guess?",When did you make your account??,"Just a couple months. Maybe 5 or 6 months ago, the details are hazy"
27146,"Just woke up and already miserable... wanna chat, distract me?",I woke up the same. Except I had a weird nightmare. ,Honestly I would rather have the worst nightmares in the world than keep dreaming ab out my ex
27147,I woke up the same. Except I had a weird nightmare. ,Honestly I would rather have the worst nightmares in the world than keep dreaming ab out my ex,I'm sorry that he/she left such a bad impression on you. How's the concession stand
27148,Let's talk about music,"Not rap or R&amp;B, but you should check out The Click by AJR","Electronic music has so many sub-genres, so I find it hard to get into. "
27149,"Not rap or R&amp;B, but you should check out The Click by AJR","Electronic music has so many sub-genres, so I find it hard to get into. ","I agree, the subgenres are confusing. I just listen to what sounds good"
27150,"Electronic music has so many sub-genres, so I find it hard to get into. ","I agree, the subgenres are confusing. I just listen to what sounds good",I don't know where to start. Give me some tracks. 
27151,Let's talk about music,[removed],Bob Dylan is just not for me sadly. 
27152,[removed],Bob Dylan is just not for me sadly. ,[removed]
27153,2 years ago i moved 3 hours from home with nothing but a trash bag full of clothes and my dog.,You have heart.,And my axe!
27154,You have heart.,And my axe!,I will forever upvote this meme.
27155,2 years ago i moved 3 hours from home with nothing but a trash bag full of clothes and my dog.,Can you come take a look at my washer?,haha sure bud.
27156,Can you come take a look at my washer?,haha sure bud.,"Wait a minute,  how do you know where I live?!"
27157,haha sure bud.,"Wait a minute,  how do you know where I live?!","Im maintenance, i have a list.  hahahaha"
27158,"Wait a minute,  how do you know where I live?!","Im maintenance, i have a list.  hahahaha"," Shit, you probably have a key!"
27159,"Im maintenance, i have a list.  hahahaha"," Shit, you probably have a key!",I probably shouldn't mention how he's spent a few weekends at your place just fixing stuff.
27160," Shit, you probably have a key!",I probably shouldn't mention how he's spent a few weekends at your place just fixing stuff.,"Wait,  how do YOU know......?"
27161,"Feeling lonely, so what's something good in your life right now ?","We are above freezing today, that was a good thing!",That really depends on whether or not you happen to be a penguin.
27162,"We are above freezing today, that was a good thing!",That really depends on whether or not you happen to be a penguin.,Very true! 😁
27163,"Feeling lonely, so what's something good in your life right now ?","Mu lunch, it's an everyday occurrence sure but still, lunch is good.","Hey man, lunch is the best part of my day ! It's a great time to relax. "
27164,"Mu lunch, it's an everyday occurrence sure but still, lunch is good.","Hey man, lunch is the best part of my day ! It's a great time to relax. ",And a perfect time for a good sandwich.
27165,i have a to-watch list of almost 500 films. comment a number and get a film rec!,124 please.,Éternité
27166,124 please.,Éternité,Oh heck. Can I pick another?
27167,i have a to-watch list of almost 500 films. comment a number and get a film rec!,"130 , 234 and 336 please.","face to face, loveless, silver linings playbook"
27168,"130 , 234 and 336 please.","face to face, loveless, silver linings playbook",Thanks!
27169,i have a to-watch list of almost 500 films. comment a number and get a film rec!,406 please :),The Normal Heart
27170,406 please :),The Normal Heart,Hahah I actually love Mark Ruffalo
27171,Let's just talk?,I chickened out from doing a meetup,"Another one-night stand, misses Cat?"
27172,I chickened out from doing a meetup,"Another one-night stand, misses Cat?",Excuse me
27173,"Another one-night stand, misses Cat?",Excuse me,"So, it was a real meet-up? With real people? Not just a hook-up?"
27174,Excuse me,"So, it was a real meet-up? With real people? Not just a hook-up?",It was for board games 
27175,"So, it was a real meet-up? With real people? Not just a hook-up?",It was for board games ,That sounds like fun. 
27176,It was for board games ,That sounds like fun. ,But I just showed up to eat at the restaurant but didn’t play :(
27177,That sounds like fun. ,But I just showed up to eat at the restaurant but didn’t play :(,Didn’t even went up to the group
27178,That sounds like fun. ,But I just showed up to eat at the restaurant but didn’t play :(,Hug. At least you got out of the house. Will they be there at the same time next week?
27179,But I just showed up to eat at the restaurant but didn’t play :(,Hug. At least you got out of the house. Will they be there at the same time next week?,"Yeah, happens every thursday"
27180,Hug. At least you got out of the house. Will they be there at the same time next week?,"Yeah, happens every thursday","Well, just go next week. Make it a habbit? Sounds like a great way to make friends. "
27181,"Yeah, happens every thursday","Well, just go next week. Make it a habbit? Sounds like a great way to make friends. ",I will try
27182,"Well, just go next week. Make it a habbit? Sounds like a great way to make friends. ",I will try,:)
27183,I will try,:),Or maybe I can find another one before then as well
27184,"So, it was a real meet-up? With real people? Not just a hook-up?",It was for board games ,What games? Ive wanted to go play catan with others but never made it out my door
27185,Let's just talk?,I chickened out from doing a meetup,Welcome to the club I guess!!
27186,I chickened out from doing a meetup,Welcome to the club I guess!!,You have done that too? :o
27187,Welcome to the club I guess!!,You have done that too? :o,Yes.
27188,You have done that too? :o,Yes.,What is your story? :o
27189,Yes.,What is your story? :o,Same. Thought it'd be fun until the end moment.Then got anxious and didn't go. 
27190,What is your story? :o,Same. Thought it'd be fun until the end moment.Then got anxious and didn't go. ,Oh no
27191,Let's just talk?,How are you? How is your day going?,Not so productive. Stayed in listening to music and watching videos. wbu?
27192,How are you? How is your day going?,Not so productive. Stayed in listening to music and watching videos. wbu?,"Started out sucky, then it was ok, now its sucky again. What kind of videos?"
27193,I am in the process of making 1000 paper cranes; I just counted them and I have 326 so far :),Are you dying of radiation poisoning?,Nope just entropy
27194,Are you dying of radiation poisoning?,Nope just entropy,I'm sorry for your loss of order within your system.
27195,I am in the process of making 1000 paper cranes; I just counted them and I have 326 so far :),Are you dying of radiation poisoning?,I got the reference
27196,Are you dying of radiation poisoning?,I got the reference,Was going to say that we had to read that book in elementary school!
27197,I am in the process of making 1000 paper cranes; I just counted them and I have 326 so far :),Are you dying of radiation poisoning?,Oh I loved that book as a kid. Sad but so good!
27198,Are you dying of radiation poisoning?,Oh I loved that book as a kid. Sad but so good!,^imoutofthelooppleasehelp
27199,Oh I loved that book as a kid. Sad but so good!,^imoutofthelooppleasehelp,Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes - Eleanor Coerr
27200,^imoutofthelooppleasehelp,Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes - Eleanor Coerr,^^thankyou
27201,Oh I loved that book as a kid. Sad but so good!,^imoutofthelooppleasehelp,"TIL: ""imouto"" has the words ""im out o"" inside"
27202,I am in the process of making 1000 paper cranes; I just counted them and I have 326 so far :),Would I still get a wish if I folded 1000 paper samurai helmets? ,"No, but you might get 1000 samurai!"
27203,Would I still get a wish if I folded 1000 paper samurai helmets? ,"No, but you might get 1000 samurai!",That's better than a wish! 1000 friends!
27204,"No, but you might get 1000 samurai!",That's better than a wish! 1000 friends!,[deleted]
27205,I am in the process of making 1000 paper cranes; I just counted them and I have 326 so far :),Would I still get a wish if I folded 1000 paper samurai helmets? ,where I ca  find how to do that?
27206,Would I still get a wish if I folded 1000 paper samurai helmets? ,where I ca  find how to do that?,"I had an origami app that I learnt how from, don't remember what it's called though. "
27207,I am in the process of making 1000 paper cranes; I just counted them and I have 326 so far :),Are you about to break your brother out of prison?,Sorry irunno this reference :P
27208,Are you about to break your brother out of prison?,Sorry irunno this reference :P,It's from prison break. The main character was known for making those
27209,"What's on your mind, CC?",I wanna go home!!! I'm tired fuuUuUuUuUuuuuuuuUck!!,"I assume that means you're at work?

Slow day or just didn't get much sleep?"
27210,I wanna go home!!! I'm tired fuuUuUuUuUuuuuuuuUck!!,"I assume that means you're at work?

Slow day or just didn't get much sleep?","College (high school), didn't get much sleep AND slow day."
27211,"What's on your mind, CC?",I'm so cold right now. ,What can be done about that? 
27212,I'm so cold right now. ,What can be done about that? ,"Tbh not much, it's way below freezing and my heater is struggling. "
27213,I just got a text from a former friend that I haven't seen in over 30 years.,"""How would you like to be your own boss *and* have more money and time?""","""How much washing-up do you think you could do without any washing-up liquid?"""
27214,"""How would you like to be your own boss *and* have more money and time?""","""How much washing-up do you think you could do without any washing-up liquid?""","""The first thing to say would be that this is not pyramid selling."""
27215,I just got a text from a former friend that I haven't seen in over 30 years.,You should kiss him,This comment has made my 2018. It's only downhill from here.
27216,You should kiss him,This comment has made my 2018. It's only downhill from here.,Really? This comment *made* your 2018?
27217,What's your favorite backhanded compliment you've gotten?,"Today I was told that I look like Fred Armisen and I was flattered

I’m a woman","In fairness, with the right lighting he can be very handsome though..."
27218,"Today I was told that I look like Fred Armisen and I was flattered

I’m a woman","In fairness, with the right lighting he can be very handsome though...",He’s handsome in any lighting. I really admire Fred Armisen!
27219,What's your favorite backhanded compliment you've gotten?,"“But you look so innocent!”

Uh sorry? I guess?","Definitely heard that one myself. 

Guess we're good at covering uP ThE cRaZY"
27220,"“But you look so innocent!”

Uh sorry? I guess?","Definitely heard that one myself. 

Guess we're good at covering uP ThE cRaZY",We sure are! I didn’t even know how to respond to that haha
27221,What's your favorite backhanded compliment you've gotten?,"My wife says I dance like Phil Collins!

How can that be anything but a compliment :)","That is the highest praise one can give one's husband, I refuse to hear otherwise."
27222,"My wife says I dance like Phil Collins!

How can that be anything but a compliment :)","That is the highest praise one can give one's husband, I refuse to hear otherwise.",haha 100% agreed :)
27223,What’s for dinner tonight?,Leftover baked broccoli mac and cheese! I might roast some cauliflower to go with it. ,Loooove baked Mac and cheese. Not too big a fan of cauliflower though
27224,Leftover baked broccoli mac and cheese! I might roast some cauliflower to go with it. ,Loooove baked Mac and cheese. Not too big a fan of cauliflower though,"I don't like it steamed, but it's really good roasted with turmeric and cumin!  "
27225,What’s for dinner tonight?,zucchini noodle carbonara ,"i never had much luck with zucchini noodles
"
27226,zucchini noodle carbonara ,"i never had much luck with zucchini noodles
",what's gone wrong?
27227,What’s for dinner tonight?,Why do I feel like everyone in here is some sort of professional chef? I had cereal... au lait.,"&gt;I had cereal... au lait.

Poshing it up, I see..."
27228,Why do I feel like everyone in here is some sort of professional chef? I had cereal... au lait.,"&gt;I had cereal... au lait.

Poshing it up, I see...",It’s the little things :)
27229,"&gt;I had cereal... au lait.

Poshing it up, I see...",It’s the little things :),agreeeeeed.
27230,"I Started my New Year solo, And I love it!","Learning guitar, it's hard though. ",Any good beginner's song to play?
27231,"Learning guitar, it's hard though. ",Any good beginner's song to play?,"Trying to play ""stand by me"" - ben e king right now. "
27232,Any good beginner's song to play?,"Trying to play ""stand by me"" - ben e king right now. ",That is a great song. I learned it on saxaphone
27233,Any good beginner's song to play?,"Trying to play ""stand by me"" - ben e king right now. ",Hey i love that song.
27234,"Learning guitar, it's hard though. ",Any good beginner's song to play?,Breakfast at Tiffany's is pretty easy
27235,Any good beginner's song to play?,Breakfast at Tiffany's is pretty easy,"As I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it. "
27236,Breakfast at Tiffany's is pretty easy,"As I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it. ","I did, I did like it. Did you like it? I cannot recall. "
27237,I just finished Life is Strange...,life is strange ending wss still pretty shit.,"depends on the one you took. One is pretty rushed, the other really nice"
27238,life is strange ending wss still pretty shit.,"depends on the one you took. One is pretty rushed, the other really nice",the one where you save the town
27239,How do you dress on your days off?,I don't ,"I like that when I upvoted that it said ""butts""."
27240,I don't ,"I like that when I upvoted that it said ""butts"".",It's so fitting. Upvoted eight times.
27241,I finally started being physically active again.,I think Cry by Sigma (feat. Take that) would be a good addition.,"thanks. from the title of it, seems like it. added"
27242,I think Cry by Sigma (feat. Take that) would be a good addition.,"thanks. from the title of it, seems like it. added",What genres are you into by the way? I may have some more
27243,Anyone want to talk?,"Hiya! This year I'm trying to be more social and talk to people more, so here I am. ",This is not a task for the faint of heart! Lol
27244,"Hiya! This year I'm trying to be more social and talk to people more, so here I am. ",This is not a task for the faint of heart! Lol,"No, but I need to get more comfortable with being social lol 
"
27245,This is not a task for the faint of heart! Lol,"No, but I need to get more comfortable with being social lol 
","Same. Wishing you the best, my love!"
27246,"No, but I need to get more comfortable with being social lol 
","Same. Wishing you the best, my love!","Thanks, you too!"
27247,Anyone want to talk?,"Hiya! This year I'm trying to be more social and talk to people more, so here I am. ",Yeah I am too but its truly difficult. I can do it online but I suck in person
27248,"Hiya! This year I'm trying to be more social and talk to people more, so here I am. ",Yeah I am too but its truly difficult. I can do it online but I suck in person,"I understand that, I just find that in person I say stupid stuff lol. "
27249,Anyone want to talk?,"Currently laying in bed not able to sleep, so as always, browsing Reddit! ",What time zone are you in?
27250,"Currently laying in bed not able to sleep, so as always, browsing Reddit! ",What time zone are you in?,"Central, you?"
27251,What time zone are you in?,"Central, you?","PST, the good ol' west coast"
27252,"Central, you?","PST, the good ol' west coast",Nice! I recently moved from Michigan to the panhandle of Florida so different time zones now. 
27253,"PST, the good ol' west coast",Nice! I recently moved from Michigan to the panhandle of Florida so different time zones now. ,How do you like florida? Is it as cool as it is portrayed in movies?
27254,Anyone want to talk?,I’m bored at work and the clock seems to have stopped moving.  I really want to leave.  ,You just clocked in at 7 or are you graveyard?
27255,I’m bored at work and the clock seems to have stopped moving.  I really want to leave.  ,You just clocked in at 7 or are you graveyard?,I live in Ireland so I work till six.  Another hour to go.  What are you doing. 
27256,What did you take for granted until you didn’t have it for awhile?,Money. I used to have a lot more of it and now I'm broke as fuck.,"Damn, well luckily money is something you can make back. "
27257,Money. I used to have a lot more of it and now I'm broke as fuck.,"Damn, well luckily money is something you can make back. ","Sure, if you get a good job. I'm in an ok job but just behind on my debts."
27258,"Damn, well luckily money is something you can make back. ","Sure, if you get a good job. I'm in an ok job but just behind on my debts.",What kind of job would be considered good for you?
27259,What did you take for granted until you didn’t have it for awhile?,"A friendship I had with someone. He passed away, never got the chance to make amends.",Sorry to hear that man. Have you talked to someone about it? To help you get some peace with it?
27260,"A friendship I had with someone. He passed away, never got the chance to make amends.",Sorry to hear that man. Have you talked to someone about it? To help you get some peace with it?,I found peace a few years ago already. I don't make those mistakes anymore thank god.
27261,What did you take for granted until you didn’t have it for awhile?,Online Calculators. ,Hahaha I totally get that one. The one on your phone didn’t cut it?
27262,Online Calculators. ,Hahaha I totally get that one. The one on your phone didn’t cut it?,"*looks at his stupid insane excel calculator he just spent the last 6 hours making*

yes. "
27263,Hahaha I totally get that one. The one on your phone didn’t cut it?,"*looks at his stupid insane excel calculator he just spent the last 6 hours making*

yes. ",Hahah no way! I am so sorry. At least you got to flex your excel muscles a bit.... eh?
27264,"*looks at his stupid insane excel calculator he just spent the last 6 hours making*

yes. ",Hahah no way! I am so sorry. At least you got to flex your excel muscles a bit.... eh?,"I mean, it only does astrophysics"
27265,Hahah no way! I am so sorry. At least you got to flex your excel muscles a bit.... eh?,"I mean, it only does astrophysics",Ohhhh that’s all!?!
27266,Can u guys recommend me some shows/movies to watch on Netflix?,American Horror Story is pretty good.,Is this gonna scare the shit outta me or nah
27267,American Horror Story is pretty good.,Is this gonna scare the shit outta me or nah,Prolly not. It’s right at my tolerance level and I’m a giant P.
27268,Is this gonna scare the shit outta me or nah,Prolly not. It’s right at my tolerance level and I’m a giant P.,Ok cool cause so am i lmao
27269,Prolly not. It’s right at my tolerance level and I’m a giant P.,Ok cool cause so am i lmao,I wouldnt worry after season 1 its not really scary 
27270,I feel the need to jam out. Good songs?,I personally like BZRK by Family Force 5 because the music video is downright golden.,"Golden, you say? Will investigate :)

edit: you were right."
27271,I personally like BZRK by Family Force 5 because the music video is downright golden.,"Golden, you say? Will investigate :)

edit: you were right.","It's great, ain't it? xD"
27272,"Golden, you say? Will investigate :)

edit: you were right.","It's great, ain't it? xD",I laughed 😂 yeah it's funny. 
27273,I feel the need to jam out. Good songs?,"The power of love- Huey Lewis

You really will not regret it",Haha thank you!
27274,"The power of love- Huey Lewis

You really will not regret it",Haha thank you!,"No problem. I don’t know if you have heard it yet, but it is really good and upbeat. "
27275,Haha thank you!,"No problem. I don’t know if you have heard it yet, but it is really good and upbeat. ",I have not heard it yet but I will!
27276,"No problem. I don’t know if you have heard it yet, but it is really good and upbeat. ",I have not heard it yet but I will!,Woo hoo you are going to love it
27277,I have not heard it yet but I will!,Woo hoo you are going to love it,Haha I look forward to it
27278,Today’s my birthday and no one wished me a happy birthday. I feel kind of weird.,"Nonetheless, there was a silver lining; you started this chain of giving :)",Haha how so? :p
27279,"Nonetheless, there was a silver lining; you started this chain of giving :)",Haha how so? :p,You made this thread haha
27280,Today’s my birthday and no one wished me a happy birthday. I feel kind of weird.,Happy lateish birthday my bro!,"Thanks bro, I appreciate it :)"
27281,Happy lateish birthday my bro!,"Thanks bro, I appreciate it :)",No worries mate! What did you get Upto? 
27282,Today’s my birthday and no one wished me a happy birthday. I feel kind of weird.,"Sorry for being late, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY, my guy!","Let me guess, a Canadian ? Thank you :)"
27283,"Sorry for being late, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY, my guy!","Let me guess, a Canadian ? Thank you :)","Lol, I’m not Canadian. Are you Canadian? "
27284,"Let me guess, a Canadian ? Thank you :)","Lol, I’m not Canadian. Are you Canadian? ",Yup moved in the USA a while back!
27285,"I get drunk and watch videos of luxury real estate to try imagine what it's like to be rich. Do you have any ""poor person hobbies?""","I watch gaming videos, since I can't afford to buy a PC/console nor the video games",that's sad
27286,"I watch gaming videos, since I can't afford to buy a PC/console nor the video games",that's sad,I've seen sadder things 
27287,"I get drunk and watch videos of luxury real estate to try imagine what it's like to be rich. Do you have any ""poor person hobbies?""","I watch gaming videos, since I can't afford to buy a PC/console nor the video games",Makes me want to buy one for you. 
27288,"I watch gaming videos, since I can't afford to buy a PC/console nor the video games",Makes me want to buy one for you. ,thanks for the moral support anon
27289,"I get drunk and watch videos of luxury real estate to try imagine what it's like to be rich. Do you have any ""poor person hobbies?""","I watch gaming videos, since I can't afford to buy a PC/console nor the video games",To get started with an entry level PC build isn't too bad at all. 
27290,"I watch gaming videos, since I can't afford to buy a PC/console nor the video games",To get started with an entry level PC build isn't too bad at all. ,not when you're a first year univershity student 
27291,To get started with an entry level PC build isn't too bad at all. ,not when you're a first year univershity student ,"It really wouldn't be. Save your booze money, build a PC. "
27292,not when you're a first year univershity student ,"It really wouldn't be. Save your booze money, build a PC. ","I dunno if this is a pro or a con, but being a Muslim, I have no booze money"
27293,"It really wouldn't be. Save your booze money, build a PC. ","I dunno if this is a pro or a con, but being a Muslim, I have no booze money",It's an expression. Point is: it's affordable. 
27294,"I dunno if this is a pro or a con, but being a Muslim, I have no booze money",It's an expression. Point is: it's affordable. ,"I get the expression, believe me, where I'm from; it's not"
27295,It's an expression. Point is: it's affordable. ,"I get the expression, believe me, where I'm from; it's not",I don't know where you come from.
27296,"I get the expression, believe me, where I'm from; it's not",I don't know where you come from.,"I'll give you a clue, a country with a disabled president."
27297,I don't know where you come from.,"I'll give you a clue, a country with a disabled president.",A lot of that going around. Any more specific hints?
27298,"I'll give you a clue, a country with a disabled president.",A lot of that going around. Any more specific hints?,"The president didn't make a public speech since 2012, we call him the Invisible President."
27299,A lot of that going around. Any more specific hints?,"The president didn't make a public speech since 2012, we call him the Invisible President.",Can you narrow it down to a continent? I can't find anything lol
27300,"The president didn't make a public speech since 2012, we call him the Invisible President.",Can you narrow it down to a continent? I can't find anything lol,fucking Africa 
27301,Found out that my Uber rider rating is 4.68. I'm done giving out only 5 stars,Fuck Uber. Lyft is the way to go now!,Lyft is more expensive here :/
27302,Fuck Uber. Lyft is the way to go now!,Lyft is more expensive here :/,Really? It’s cheaper where I live
27303,Fuck Uber. Lyft is the way to go now!,Lyft is more expensive here :/,It's only more expensive because it's less exploitative.
27304,Lyft is more expensive here :/,It's only more expensive because it's less exploitative.,Wish I had enough money for that to be something I  could care about.
27305,Found out that my Uber rider rating is 4.68. I'm done giving out only 5 stars,4.93. Denver though. I just bullshit with them and give out 5s or 4s if I felt unsafe ,4 seems high if you felt unsafe. Are we talking reckless driving or intimidating drivers?
27306,4.93. Denver though. I just bullshit with them and give out 5s or 4s if I felt unsafe ,4 seems high if you felt unsafe. Are we talking reckless driving or intimidating drivers?,No. Just being too much of a regular distracted driver.
27307,Found out that my Uber rider rating is 4.68. I'm done giving out only 5 stars,"Watch the episode ""Nosedive"" from Black Mirror on Netflix. You won't regret it.",I was gonna say y’all sound like black mirror lol
27308,"Watch the episode ""Nosedive"" from Black Mirror on Netflix. You won't regret it.",I was gonna say y’all sound like black mirror lol,is that the one where the lady attends the wedding and makes a fool out of herself?
27309,I was gonna say y’all sound like black mirror lol,is that the one where the lady attends the wedding and makes a fool out of herself?,Yea poor shorty lol
27310,Found out that my Uber rider rating is 4.68. I'm done giving out only 5 stars,"Watch the episode ""Nosedive"" from Black Mirror on Netflix. You won't regret it.",The Portlandia episode about Uber/Lyft is better. 
27311,"Watch the episode ""Nosedive"" from Black Mirror on Netflix. You won't regret it.",The Portlandia episode about Uber/Lyft is better. ,[deleted]
27312,"Watch the episode ""Nosedive"" from Black Mirror on Netflix. You won't regret it.",The Portlandia episode about Uber/Lyft is better. ,I thought Always Sunny's and Community's take on a rating system gone wrong was better as well.
27313,Found out that my Uber rider rating is 4.68. I'm done giving out only 5 stars,"Watch the episode ""Nosedive"" from Black Mirror on Netflix. You won't regret it.",watch the Meow Meow Beenz episode of Community
27314,"Watch the episode ""Nosedive"" from Black Mirror on Netflix. You won't regret it.",watch the Meow Meow Beenz episode of Community,so much better than black mirror
27315,Found out that my Uber rider rating is 4.68. I'm done giving out only 5 stars,4.98. I wonder who gave me a 4.,4.98?! We are in the presence of royalty. Can I kiss your feet?
27316,4.98. I wonder who gave me a 4.,4.98?! We are in the presence of royalty. Can I kiss your feet?,As long as you can pay the going rate associated with kissing the feet of The Messiah
27317,Found out that my Uber rider rating is 4.68. I'm done giving out only 5 stars,Where exactly can you find your rating as a passenger?,Just press the hamburger in the upper left corner. It’s next to your name.
27318,Where exactly can you find your rating as a passenger?,Just press the hamburger in the upper left corner. It’s next to your name.,/r/nocontext
27319,Found out that my Uber rider rating is 4.68. I'm done giving out only 5 stars,Reminds me of a Black Mirror episode,Nosedive.
27320,Reminds me of a Black Mirror episode,Nosedive.,Yep
27321,"happy new years, for those of us spending it on reddit! comment one of your resolutions/hopes and ill draw an animal cheering you on",I want to stop drinking and find joy again in my life. Pleez,Join us at r/stopdrinking.
27322,I want to stop drinking and find joy again in my life. Pleez,Join us at r/stopdrinking.,I'm going to. Once I truly mean it.
27323,Join us at r/stopdrinking.,I'm going to. Once I truly mean it.,You can visit if you like...
27324,"happy new years, for those of us spending it on reddit! comment one of your resolutions/hopes and ill draw an animal cheering you on",I wanna deadlift 525 pounds,holy hernia batman 
27325,I wanna deadlift 525 pounds,holy hernia batman ,"No way


Eddie Hall DLs double that and he's fine."
27326,"happy new years, for those of us spending it on reddit! comment one of your resolutions/hopes and ill draw an animal cheering you on","My resolution is to do 2 things..
Learn how to drive a bike and
Open my own business",Drive a bike? Like a road bike or a motorcycle? 
27327,"My resolution is to do 2 things..
Learn how to drive a bike and
Open my own business",Drive a bike? Like a road bike or a motorcycle? ,Motorcycle
27328,Having a bad night? I’m here to listen!,I’m not an EMT. but our department does run ems! ,You like what you do?
27329,I’m not an EMT. but our department does run ems! ,You like what you do?,I love it! Best choice I’ve ever made 
27330,You like what you do?,I love it! Best choice I’ve ever made ,Whatcha up to tonight?
27331,I love it! Best choice I’ve ever made ,Whatcha up to tonight?,Just answering everyone on here and laying in bed! Hbu? 
27332,Whatcha up to tonight?,Just answering everyone on here and laying in bed! Hbu? ,Just got off of work and now I too am laying in bed.
27333,Just answering everyone on here and laying in bed! Hbu? ,Just got off of work and now I too am laying in bed.,So relaxing ☺️☺️
27334,Just got off of work and now I too am laying in bed.,So relaxing ☺️☺️,"Yeah. 

What kind of hobbies do you have?"
27335,So relaxing ☺️☺️,"Yeah. 

What kind of hobbies do you have?","Snowmobiling, obviously being in the fire dept, archery, and I love playing video games 😂"
27336,"Yeah. 

What kind of hobbies do you have?","Snowmobiling, obviously being in the fire dept, archery, and I love playing video games 😂",How'd you get into snowmobiling?
27337,"Snowmobiling, obviously being in the fire dept, archery, and I love playing video games 😂",How'd you get into snowmobiling?,My parents started me out when I was really young. Like just old enough to sit up on my own. 
27338,Helped a stranger and I’m heartbroken,Keep the ear buds out in public cause you'll miss out on more opportunities like this. ,Worst advice ever dude.
27339,Keep the ear buds out in public cause you'll miss out on more opportunities like this. ,Worst advice ever dude.,"What led you to believe I care what you think? 

"
27340,Worst advice ever dude.,"What led you to believe I care what you think? 

",I don’t give a shit what you think.
27341,I'm seeing a movie by myself for the first time in my life. I'm already loving it!,My bad social anxiety pushes me to watch movies alone and avoid friends. ,[removed]
27342,My bad social anxiety pushes me to watch movies alone and avoid friends. ,[removed],[removed]
27343,What's something you can't not spend money on eeevvveeeennn if you shouldn't...,Ahhhhh double negatives.,Heh
27344,Ahhhhh double negatives.,Heh,"The heck did OP post? 

Deleted comments are dumb. "
27345,What's something you can't not spend money on eeevvveeeennn if you shouldn't...,Books and food :) I love them both so much that I just can't help myself ,A good meal and a good book are both intensely satisfying! 
27346,Books and food :) I love them both so much that I just can't help myself ,A good meal and a good book are both intensely satisfying! ,So very true :) 
27347,What's something you can't not spend money on eeevvveeeennn if you shouldn't...,Car parts,Is this for a car build type project or do you have a garage full of random parts for fun?
27348,Car parts,Is this for a car build type project or do you have a garage full of random parts for fun?,"Car build type project, I just like making my car faster "
27349,Tell me your quirky/werid habits,My money face upright and go from largest to smallest,The feeling of organization is satisfying. I do it to with clothes so I can relate.
27350,My money face upright and go from largest to smallest,The feeling of organization is satisfying. I do it to with clothes so I can relate.,Same here someone told me I'm odc
27351,Tell me your quirky/werid habits,I talk to myself in different languages ,What languages do you speak?
27352,I talk to myself in different languages ,What languages do you speak?,"Chinese, French and English"
27353,"So I'm sick and have no voice. How's your night, Reddit?",I just got on campus for a class I have in an hour.,What are you studying? 
27354,I just got on campus for a class I have in an hour.,What are you studying? ,Nutrition and food science
27355,What are you studying? ,Nutrition and food science,Nice! 
27356,"So I'm sick and have no voice. How's your night, Reddit?",What's going on?,"Oh god, so much! Work, relationships, being sick. How about you? "
27357,What's going on?,"Oh god, so much! Work, relationships, being sick. How about you? ",lay it on me
27358,"So I'm sick and have no voice. How's your night, Reddit?",I can't hear you with the voice can you type louder plz,LOUDER PLZ.
27359,I can't hear you with the voice can you type louder plz,LOUDER PLZ.,I CAN'T HEAR YOU WITH THE VOICE CAN YOU TYPE LOUDER PLZ
27360,LOUDER PLZ.,I CAN'T HEAR YOU WITH THE VOICE CAN YOU TYPE LOUDER PLZ,LOUDER PLZ.
27361,I CAN'T HEAR YOU WITH THE VOICE CAN YOU TYPE LOUDER PLZ,LOUDER PLZ., ### I CANT HER YO KAH YU TAP LARDER PLLAAZ
27362,I CAN'T HEAR YOU WITH THE VOICE CAN YOU TYPE LOUDER PLZ,LOUDER PLZ.,**I CAH HEE YO WIF DA VOICE CAN YU TAYP LARDAR PLORSZ**
27363,LOUDER PLZ.,**I CAH HEE YO WIF DA VOICE CAN YU TAYP LARDAR PLORSZ**,LARDAR PLORSZ.
27364,"So I'm sick and have no voice. How's your night, Reddit?",Currently paralyzed by allergies. ,OMG dude this is the worst. RIP me. 
27365,Currently paralyzed by allergies. ,OMG dude this is the worst. RIP me. ,I'm being distracted by a good video game. so there's that at least. 
27366,OMG dude this is the worst. RIP me. ,I'm being distracted by a good video game. so there's that at least. ,Which one? 
27367,What do you need?,"I need someone to hug.

Or a beer ","I am super into hugs so please accept my virtual hug, friend. "
27368,"I need someone to hug.

Or a beer ","I am super into hugs so please accept my virtual hug, friend. ",Of course! There's too few of people super into hugs. 
27369,What do you need?,I need to make decisions. ,Hmm... have you considered a Magic 8 ball?
27370,I need to make decisions. ,Hmm... have you considered a Magic 8 ball?,Outlook not so good
27371,Hmm... have you considered a Magic 8 ball?,Outlook not so good,Shake it and try again?
27372,I need to make decisions. ,Hmm... have you considered a Magic 8 ball?,"Nah, I don't want to be remembered as ""used a magic 8 ball to decide whether to keep going"". "
27373,Hmm... have you considered a Magic 8 ball?,"Nah, I don't want to be remembered as ""used a magic 8 ball to decide whether to keep going"". ",Outlook not so good
27374,"Nah, I don't want to be remembered as ""used a magic 8 ball to decide whether to keep going"". ",Outlook not so good,Thanks for that. 
27375,Hmm... have you considered a Magic 8 ball?,"Nah, I don't want to be remembered as ""used a magic 8 ball to decide whether to keep going"". ",Fine... r/AskOuija help this man out
27376,Hmm... have you considered a Magic 8 ball?,"Nah, I don't want to be remembered as ""used a magic 8 ball to decide whether to keep going"". ",You should keep going. 
27377,"Nah, I don't want to be remembered as ""used a magic 8 ball to decide whether to keep going"". ",You should keep going. ,It's not really that simple. 
27378,What do you need?,A friend ,Ok! Just don’t make me read your scary stories. 
27379,A friend ,Ok! Just don’t make me read your scary stories. ,"Ha ha okay! I still have only a few of them in English, but there's more coming soon... "
27380,Community Conversation: Video Games,I'm addicted to Rainbow Six Siege and I highly recommend it to everyone reading this.,"Siege is nice, who do you play as?"
27381,I'm addicted to Rainbow Six Siege and I highly recommend it to everyone reading this.,"Siege is nice, who do you play as?",I mostly play as Fuze and Pulse but sometimes I use Tachanka and Blitz. 
27382,"Siege is nice, who do you play as?",I mostly play as Fuze and Pulse but sometimes I use Tachanka and Blitz. ,Tachanka? U meme I was expecting ash jäger 
27383,Community Conversation: Video Games,How am I not seeing anyone else obsessed with Fallout 3. That's my shit ,&gt; I don't want to set the world on... fireeee!
27384,How am I not seeing anyone else obsessed with Fallout 3. That's my shit ,&gt; I don't want to set the world on... fireeee!,😆😍 that gameplay tho... Those free choices and autonomy and items you can pick up... everything 
27385,Community Conversation: Video Games,"1. Arma 3
1. Skulls &amp; Bones or Vampyr
1. Skyrim or Binding of Isaac
1. Borderlands 2
1. Pc",What are you doing in Arma?
27386,"1. Arma 3
1. Skulls &amp; Bones or Vampyr
1. Skyrim or Binding of Isaac
1. Borderlands 2
1. Pc",What are you doing in Arma?,"Playing domination, warfare, wasteland or zeus"
27387,Moving from Florida to California....driving,A little car ride sing along is always fun,My husband would kill me 
27388,A little car ride sing along is always fun,My husband would kill me ,Well then enjoy the torment lol
27389,Moving from Florida to California....driving,"Whatever you do, drive safe :)",we're trying! #nosleep
27390,"Whatever you do, drive safe :)",we're trying! #nosleep,I believe in you!
27391,we're trying! #nosleep,I believe in you!,We just can't wait to see the mountains!
27392,I believe in you!,We just can't wait to see the mountains!,Is that when you hit Colorado? I'm jealous!
27393,We just can't wait to see the mountains!,Is that when you hit Colorado? I'm jealous!,YES! Our first stop is Denver to visit some friends for the weekend!
27394,Is that when you hit Colorado? I'm jealous!,YES! Our first stop is Denver to visit some friends for the weekend!,Sounds awesome! Get lots of sleep :)
27395,YES! Our first stop is Denver to visit some friends for the weekend!,Sounds awesome! Get lots of sleep :),We will try to nap we don't want to waste this beautiful day though! So many things to do! 
27396,Sounds awesome! Get lots of sleep :),We will try to nap we don't want to waste this beautiful day though! So many things to do! ,"Haha, for sure. At **LEAST** get some coffee!"
27397,We will try to nap we don't want to waste this beautiful day though! So many things to do! ,"Haha, for sure. At **LEAST** get some coffee!",Tons of coffee. Maybe we should make a coffee stop now.
27398,"Haha, for sure. At **LEAST** get some coffee!",Tons of coffee. Maybe we should make a coffee stop now.,officially exactly halfway through Kansas.
27399,"Haha, for sure. At **LEAST** get some coffee!",Tons of coffee. Maybe we should make a coffee stop now.,I think that might be a good idea. Don't be making me worry now! ;) 
27400,Tons of coffee. Maybe we should make a coffee stop now.,I think that might be a good idea. Don't be making me worry now! ;) ,We need gas too....and no exits as far as the eye can see
27401,I think that might be a good idea. Don't be making me worry now! ;) ,We need gas too....and no exits as far as the eye can see,I said **DON'T** go making me worry! 
27402,We need gas too....and no exits as far as the eye can see,I said **DON'T** go making me worry! ,We made it to one. 2 pumps--it's actually really cute I wish I could post a picture lol
27403,I said **DON'T** go making me worry! ,We made it to one. 2 pumps--it's actually really cute I wish I could post a picture lol,I just keep telling myself SF is going to make this worth it
27404,I said **DON'T** go making me worry! ,We made it to one. 2 pumps--it's actually really cute I wish I could post a picture lol,I'm glad! :)
27405,A question about ‘bucket lists’,Is it a list if it's one thing? What the hell is that? A Bucket task?,A work in progress :)
27406,Is it a list if it's one thing? What the hell is that? A Bucket task?,A work in progress :),No. It's done. It's the only thing that will ever be on the list. It's a list of one.
27407,A work in progress :),No. It's done. It's the only thing that will ever be on the list. It's a list of one.,A fulfilled life?
27408,No. It's done. It's the only thing that will ever be on the list. It's a list of one.,A fulfilled life?,I am a simple man. It might be fulfilment.
27409,A fulfilled life?,I am a simple man. It might be fulfilment.,Nothing wrong with that my friend...
27410,I am a simple man. It might be fulfilment.,Nothing wrong with that my friend...,Indeed.
27411,Introducing: The New Mods of r/CasualConversation!,"/u/love_the_heat 

Neat ",Phony 
27412,"/u/love_the_heat 

Neat ",Phony ,Tiz you keep your mouth shut. Don't want any lip from you
27413,Phony ,Tiz you keep your mouth shut. Don't want any lip from you,🤐
27414,Introducing: The New Mods of r/CasualConversation!,"/u/love_the_heat 

Neat ",NIPS! :D
27415,"/u/love_the_heat 

Neat ",NIPS! :D,Hello! How has life been treating you?
27416,NIPS! :D,Hello! How has life been treating you?,"Well, not great at the moment... Or this morning... But eh, c'est la vie. How you??? I miss you!"
27417,Introducing: The New Mods of r/CasualConversation!,"On a scale of one to pineapple, how pizza are you?","Pepperoni, for sure."
27418,"On a scale of one to pineapple, how pizza are you?","Pepperoni, for sure.",You are accepted as one of our new overlords.
27419,"Pepperoni, for sure.",You are accepted as one of our new overlords.,"Best thing I've read all day, thank you very much!"
27420,Introducing: The New Mods of r/CasualConversation!,Howdy doody y’all. How do you do? :),"Hi! I’m doing good, how are you? :)"
27421,Howdy doody y’all. How do you do? :),"Hi! I’m doing good, how are you? :)",Not to bad Thankyou 😀
27422,Introducing: The New Mods of r/CasualConversation!,Howdy doody y’all. How do you do? :),Pretty well! Excited to do some ~official~ mod-style things. How about you?
27423,Howdy doody y’all. How do you do? :),Pretty well! Excited to do some ~official~ mod-style things. How about you?,I’m good Thankyou - TGIF 😀
27424,scott pilgrim vs. the world,First movie I saw Anna Kendrick in. The first and the only celebrity crush I've ever had,u must've loved pitch perfect then lmao
27425,First movie I saw Anna Kendrick in. The first and the only celebrity crush I've ever had,u must've loved pitch perfect then lmao,You could not be more correct. My goal for this summer is to watch every movie she has been in. 
27426,scott pilgrim vs. the world,"1. Read the comics. 
2. Play the game
3. ??
4. Profit!",LUL I forgot there was a game
27427,"1. Read the comics. 
2. Play the game
3. ??
4. Profit!",LUL I forgot there was a game,I wish they ported that to the ps4 :(
27428,"1. Read the comics. 
2. Play the game
3. ??
4. Profit!",LUL I forgot there was a game,Its a great game but I don't think its available anywhere anymore 
27429,Tell me one thing you want but ppl give you shit for.,To quit. ,"call the suicide hotline, you’re worth it. I am here for you as well bud."
27430,To quit. ,"call the suicide hotline, you’re worth it. I am here for you as well bud.",Thanks 
27431,"call the suicide hotline, you’re worth it. I am here for you as well bud.",Thanks ,"anytime my friend, lemme know if you need something."
27432,Thanks ,"anytime my friend, lemme know if you need something.",Let's talk about something. How'd you choose your username?
27433,"anytime my friend, lemme know if you need something.",Let's talk about something. How'd you choose your username?,just from a place of spiritual and relaxed perspective. I meditate a lot.
27434,Let's talk about something. How'd you choose your username?,just from a place of spiritual and relaxed perspective. I meditate a lot.,How'd you get into meditation?
27435,Tell me one thing you want but ppl give you shit for.,To quit. ,I'll give you a hug and maybe go halfsies on tacos buddy.
27436,To quit. ,I'll give you a hug and maybe go halfsies on tacos buddy.,60/40 on the tacos? I don't know when I'm gonna eat next. 
27437,Tell me one thing you want but ppl give you shit for.,To quit. ,"**HUG**

I just got a receipe for turkey taco chili, if you think you'd be interested."
27438,To quit. ,"**HUG**

I just got a receipe for turkey taco chili, if you think you'd be interested.",i would be interested in that recipe 
27439,Tell me one thing you want but ppl give you shit for.,To quit. ,r/2meirl4meirl
27440,To quit. ,r/2meirl4meirl,Take the free karma. I believe in you. 
27441,It's a girl,Good Lord! What a miracle. Congratulations mr. dad :),The miracle of science! Pretty amazing and badass.
27442,Good Lord! What a miracle. Congratulations mr. dad :),The miracle of science! Pretty amazing and badass.,I wish hope you'll have another some day :)
27443,It's a girl,"YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

GET THEM DAD JOKES READY","When she asks what's your name, tell her you are Hugh Mungus Ü"
27444,"YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

GET THEM DAD JOKES READY","When she asks what's your name, tell her you are Hugh Mungus Ü",Humongous umlaut?
27445,It's a girl,"I can relate!  
I think I'm a girl too...","Relatable.

~~/r/traa~~"
27446,"I can relate!  
I think I'm a girl too...","Relatable.

~~/r/traa~~","N-not familiar with that sub at all...  
_audible blushing_"
27447,It's a girl,"That's wonderful RuminatorNZ, I'm so happy for you! Have you two thought of a name yet?",Nope. We are struggling.
27448,"That's wonderful RuminatorNZ, I'm so happy for you! Have you two thought of a name yet?",Nope. We are struggling.,Well I'm sure it'll come. Don't worry!
27449,"Does anyone else get anxious when replying to texts, even casual texts?",I can hardly even get myself to comment on Reddit,don't let the judgment of strangers get to you
27450,I can hardly even get myself to comment on Reddit,don't let the judgment of strangers get to you,"I'm feeling super judgmental right now!

You get judged, you get judged, you all get judged! "
27451,Anyone else get stupid happy when someone is remotely nice to you?,"That sounds lovely, I hope you have a ball! (heh)",Very pun-ny ;) 
27452,"That sounds lovely, I hope you have a ball! (heh)",Very pun-ny ;) ,punderful
27453,Anyone else get stupid happy when someone is remotely nice to you?,"I do, but it rarely happens","Well from me to you, I hope you have a great day! :)"
27454,"I do, but it rarely happens","Well from me to you, I hope you have a great day! :)","Why thank you! It's the little things :)

Hope you have a great day too!"
27455,What drinks do you recommend??,Get a Tom Collins. ,What is a Tom Collins? Sounds interesting!
27456,Get a Tom Collins. ,What is a Tom Collins? Sounds interesting!,"Gin, Lemon Juice, Sugar, and soda water. It is the BEST in the sun on a hot summer day. "
27457,What is a Tom Collins? Sounds interesting!,"Gin, Lemon Juice, Sugar, and soda water. It is the BEST in the sun on a hot summer day. ",Oh man 💕💕 That sounds great on a beach day! I need to get myself one of those
27458,What’s the best thing that happened to you today?,Didn’t have work so I enjoyed a nice shower beer then got some dank pancakes!,How lovely!! This just made me crave pancakes so hard haha
27459,Didn’t have work so I enjoyed a nice shower beer then got some dank pancakes!,How lovely!! This just made me crave pancakes so hard haha,They had blueberry a and chocolate chips if that helps:) 
27460,How lovely!! This just made me crave pancakes so hard haha,They had blueberry a and chocolate chips if that helps:) ,My two favorite things to put in pancakes!! I know what I’m making in the morning :)
27461,They had blueberry a and chocolate chips if that helps:) ,My two favorite things to put in pancakes!! I know what I’m making in the morning :),my plan backfired I made myself hungry lol what are you going to school for?
27462,What’s the best thing that happened to you today?,I tried making my first old fashioned and it came out really good.,"Congrats, friend!!! I’m not sure what an old fashioned is but I’m sure it’s wonderful :D"
27463,I tried making my first old fashioned and it came out really good.,"Congrats, friend!!! I’m not sure what an old fashioned is but I’m sure it’s wonderful :D",It's a bourbon based mixed drink. A must try for any whiskey drinker 
27464,"Congrats, friend!!! I’m not sure what an old fashioned is but I’m sure it’s wonderful :D",It's a bourbon based mixed drink. A must try for any whiskey drinker ,Oooooh that’s hella neat! Maybe if I come around to tolerating alcohol I’ll try one some day :)
27465,"Congrats, friend!!! I’m not sure what an old fashioned is but I’m sure it’s wonderful :D",It's a bourbon based mixed drink. A must try for any whiskey drinker ,"i thought it's the gun from Destiny 2 and i was kinda excited for a moment there. lol
"
27466,"Redditors who “found the one/their soulmate”, how did you find them?",I'm still searching for mine,Me too man
27467,I'm still searching for mine,Me too man,I'm a girl😂
27468,Me too man,I'm a girl😂,On the internet? Nah
27469,I'm a girl😂,On the internet? Nah,😂well i am are you sure you are a guy
27470,Me too man,I'm a girl😂,I use man and dude as gender neutral pronouns
27471,I'm a girl😂,I use man and dude as gender neutral pronouns,Oh ok my bad
27472,I use man and dude as gender neutral pronouns,Oh ok my bad,"Nah it's all good, no worries :)"
27473,Oh ok my bad,"Nah it's all good, no worries :)",😘
27474,Do you like yourself?,I don't like myself at all.,You will eventually!  You’ll look back and see how far you’ve come 
27475,I don't like myself at all.,You will eventually!  You’ll look back and see how far you’ve come ,I wish I could still believe that. 
27476,You will eventually!  You’ll look back and see how far you’ve come ,I wish I could still believe that. ,It’s the truth!
27477,I wish I could still believe that. ,It’s the truth!,If I was younger I might believe you!
27478,"Reddit's April Fools have started, Join our r/CircleOfTrust",Yes. MUAHAHAHA. ,that MUAHAHAH makes me not trust you O_o
27479,Yes. MUAHAHAHA. ,that MUAHAHAH makes me not trust you O_o,I'm totally trustworthy! Muaaahahaha
27480,"Reddit's April Fools have started, Join our r/CircleOfTrust",@tizorres can you make another one?,Unfortunately only one per user. Unless another mod wants to give it a try
27481,@tizorres can you make another one?,Unfortunately only one per user. Unless another mod wants to give it a try,Okay thank...also did the @ thing work
27482,Unfortunately only one per user. Unless another mod wants to give it a try,Okay thank...also did the @ thing work,I know what you meant :)
27483,@tizorres can you make another one?,Unfortunately only one per user. Unless another mod wants to give it a try,Can it only be a mod?  I would be okay with making an r/CasualConversation circle.
27484,I just found out I was talking to an attractive lady and now I feel awkward,"You go man! Personality is 80% of the battle, don’t be intimidated!","Thanks, Mrsushi444. :) "
27485,"You go man! Personality is 80% of the battle, don’t be intimidated!","Thanks, Mrsushi444. :) ",No problem man! You can do this
27486,"You go man! Personality is 80% of the battle, don’t be intimidated!","Thanks, Mrsushi444. :) ",Wise words right there
27487,I just found out I was talking to an attractive lady and now I feel awkward,Your fucking gorgeous too my man believe in yourself ,"Thanks, wholesome friendo!"
27488,Your fucking gorgeous too my man believe in yourself ,"Thanks, wholesome friendo!",Go get her
27489,No one knows today is my birthday,"Hey, it's my birthday too— happy birthday, birthday buddy!",Happy birthday bro! :)
27490,"Hey, it's my birthday too— happy birthday, birthday buddy!",Happy birthday bro! :),"Haha sis, really, but thank you!!!"
27491,My art is up at in a gallery AND I’ve already sold one piece!,You can't NOT show them!! ,Just edited the post to include an online portfolio! :)
27492,You can't NOT show them!! ,Just edited the post to include an online portfolio! :),If I had money you would get it. Those are GREAT. 
27493,Just edited the post to include an online portfolio! :),If I had money you would get it. Those are GREAT. ,"Haha thankyou, that means a lot! :D"
27494,If I had money you would get it. Those are GREAT. ,"Haha thankyou, that means a lot! :D",:) 
27495,My art is up at in a gallery AND I’ve already sold one piece!,Wow! I really like the dogs. You captured the friendliness of them.,Thankyou so much! 
27496,Wow! I really like the dogs. You captured the friendliness of them.,Thankyou so much! ,No worries! Keep it up
27497,Are you happy?,Thanks for asking I'm have ing girl issues without even meeting s girl,Hug. Don't overthink it ok? 
27498,Thanks for asking I'm have ing girl issues without even meeting s girl,Hug. Don't overthink it ok? ,I don't know what to do 
27499,Are you happy?,I have been both happy and content lately ,Lovely :) 
27500,I have been both happy and content lately ,Lovely :) ,Thanks! How are you btw. 
27501,What video games have you been playing this week?,My SO and I started playing Elder Scrolls Online. ,How has the game improved since launched? Is it still a buggy mess?
27502,My SO and I started playing Elder Scrolls Online. ,How has the game improved since launched? Is it still a buggy mess?,I wouldn't know! We just started playing last week. Seems okay as far as I can tell. 
27503,What video games have you been playing this week?,Replaying Skyrim on my couple weeks off,I have Skyrim. I just have a lot to do.
27504,Replaying Skyrim on my couple weeks off,I have Skyrim. I just have a lot to do.,You mean lots to do in the game ?
27505,What video games have you been playing this week?,I switch between No Man’s Sky and Middle Earth: Shadow of War. ,NMS is the shit
27506,I switch between No Man’s Sky and Middle Earth: Shadow of War. ,NMS is the shit,Yes! I can’t wait for the update. They get major props for still working on it.
27507,"Went to a college bar yesterday, and it felt like a daycare. I'm 27. RIP youth.",Lol I know that feeling. ,How's 30? :)
27508,Lol I know that feeling. ,How's 30? :),Good. Life isn't terrible lol.
27509,"Went to a college bar yesterday, and it felt like a daycare. I'm 27. RIP youth.",What was the sharpie on the guys' right hands for?,Underage do not serve 
27510,What was the sharpie on the guys' right hands for?,Underage do not serve ,Thank you!!
27511,What was the sharpie on the guys' right hands for?,Underage do not serve ,Why would you go to a bar if you can't drink? Why would bars not be 21 and over? 
27512,"Went to a college bar yesterday, and it felt like a daycare. I'm 27. RIP youth.",'' sharpie on their right hands.'' what does that even mean.. ,"There are 18+ bars in the US, but if you're not 21 they mark your hand so you can't drink."
27513,'' sharpie on their right hands.'' what does that even mean.. ,"There are 18+ bars in the US, but if you're not 21 they mark your hand so you can't drink.",thanks. I'm so old.
27514,"Tell me how do you guys ""Treat Yo'self""",I love to get my car completely detailed,What kind of car do you have?
27515,I love to get my car completely detailed,What kind of car do you have?,Mitsubishi Galant
27516,"Tell me how do you guys ""Treat Yo'self""","Playing video games, while I watch the office on the side. ",Used to do that when I was younger. Sometimes I miss the gaming life. good times!
27517,"Playing video games, while I watch the office on the side. ",Used to do that when I was younger. Sometimes I miss the gaming life. good times!,What did you play?
27518,"Don't really have anyone in my life to share the good news with, so here goes.. I GOT A JOB!",Congratulations! ,"Thank you! Now I just need to manage to keep the job, fingers crossed! :)"
27519,Congratulations! ,"Thank you! Now I just need to manage to keep the job, fingers crossed! :)",You can do this 😊 
27520,Congratulations! ,"Thank you! Now I just need to manage to keep the job, fingers crossed! :)","Spread your wings and touch the sky!
Grats 😀"
27521,Congratulations! ,"Thank you! Now I just need to manage to keep the job, fingers crossed! :)","Well, unless it's gonna be your job to make people miserable you'revset on this aspect :-) "
27522,Who needs someone to talk to?,I miss beer,Can't drink beer anymore? :(
27523,I miss beer,Can't drink beer anymore? :(,It makes me feel fat and crazy lol
27524,Can't drink beer anymore? :(,It makes me feel fat and crazy lol,You can get some more healthy options if what you like is the flavor! 
27525,It makes me feel fat and crazy lol,You can get some more healthy options if what you like is the flavor! ,"The apple beers are pretty nice tasting 
"
27526,Who needs someone to talk to?,Anything you say? How do you feel about modern media?,"modern media as in animation, TV, music, etc?"
27527,Anything you say? How do you feel about modern media?,"modern media as in animation, TV, music, etc?",News media.
27528,Who needs someone to talk to?,Please talk to me. ,"Hi! First of all, what are your pronouns?"
27529,Please talk to me. ,"Hi! First of all, what are your pronouns?","I'm a girl, soo... She/her/human/taco"
27530,"Hi! First of all, what are your pronouns?","I'm a girl, soo... She/her/human/taco","Oh, all right! So, how was your day today? How's easter treating you? "
27531,"I'm a girl, soo... She/her/human/taco","Oh, all right! So, how was your day today? How's easter treating you? ",My day was... productive. Easter is kinda a whatever holiday for me. What about you?
27532,Who needs someone to talk to?,Please talk to me. ,I’ll hug anyone
27533,Please talk to me. ,I’ll hug anyone,"Hugs are great, I could use one right now. "
27534,I’ll hug anyone,"Hugs are great, I could use one right now. ","What’s ailing you , delicious?"
27535,Do you guys know about ASMR?,"Never heard of this before, sounds cool! Anyone care to share a nice YouTube link? :)",No links but you should search for ASMRsurge :)
27536,"Never heard of this before, sounds cool! Anyone care to share a nice YouTube link? :)",No links but you should search for ASMRsurge :),"Will do, thanks! :)"
27537,Do you guys know about ASMR?,I keep some vids playing in the background when I'm doing random things.,Who do you watch?
27538,I keep some vids playing in the background when I'm doing random things.,Who do you watch?,"Bluewhisper, asmr attic, fast asmr, goodnight moon, asmr darling, tender loving ASMR

Wbu?"
27539,Anyone else get a little irratated when people have the same name as you?,I'm a Rebekah with a 'kah' and most chicks have the double c. So I hate all of them immediately.,I'm sure it's mutual 
27540,I'm a Rebekah with a 'kah' and most chicks have the double c. So I hate all of them immediately.,I'm sure it's mutual ,Lol. I just hate them because they always had the keychains and crap with the names. 
27541,Anyone else get a little irratated when people have the same name as you?,"Nope, then again I have never come across someone with my same name.",Me either! 
27542,"Nope, then again I have never come across someone with my same name.",Me either! ,"I got a slightly misspelled Hebrew name, at least it make it easy to get email addresses "
27543,What are you listen to this morning?,"I hit the shuffle button. So far I’ve listened to Lorde, Disclosure and Katy Perry. ","I love me some Katy Perry, what songs did the shuffle play?"
27544,"I hit the shuffle button. So far I’ve listened to Lorde, Disclosure and Katy Perry. ","I love me some Katy Perry, what songs did the shuffle play?","Peacock, of all songs. "
27545,"I love me some Katy Perry, what songs did the shuffle play?","Peacock, of all songs. ",Nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
27546,What are you listen to this morning?,Death Wish coffee and Slayer,Which Death Wish? There's quite a few groups using that name or some variant.
27547,Death Wish coffee and Slayer,Which Death Wish? There's quite a few groups using that name or some variant.,"My bad, it's an actual coffee."
27548,Which Death Wish? There's quite a few groups using that name or some variant.,"My bad, it's an actual coffee.",Sounds potent.
27549,"My bad, it's an actual coffee.",Sounds potent.,Its actually pretty good.
27550,What do you spend a lot of money on?,"For me, it's tickets to hockey games. Also my car payment -__-",I LOVE HOCKEY. Literally the only sport I can sit an entire game through. Who is your team?
27551,"For me, it's tickets to hockey games. Also my car payment -__-",I LOVE HOCKEY. Literally the only sport I can sit an entire game through. Who is your team?,Colorado Avalanche!!
27552,I LOVE HOCKEY. Literally the only sport I can sit an entire game through. Who is your team?,Colorado Avalanche!!,Nice! L.A Kings here!!!!
27553,Colorado Avalanche!!,Nice! L.A Kings here!!!!,"Best of luck to both of us, buddy!"
27554,Today is my one year anniversary of quitting smoking.,"Good job! You deserve a cigarette as a reward!

Haha just kidding. Keep it up! ",I joked to my girlfriend that we should get a couple cigars lol
27555,"Good job! You deserve a cigarette as a reward!

Haha just kidding. Keep it up! ",I joked to my girlfriend that we should get a couple cigars lol,Haha... yes... it is a joke at first. Careful about that.
27556,Today is my one year anniversary of quitting smoking.,That’s amazing. I quit today. Wish me luck!,Best of luck! This random stranger on the internet believes in you.
27557,That’s amazing. I quit today. Wish me luck!,Best of luck! This random stranger on the internet believes in you.,"So grateful. So far, so good."
27558,Today is my one year anniversary of quitting smoking.,That’s amazing. I quit today. Wish me luck!,Stay strong. Im 3 weeks out.
27559,That’s amazing. I quit today. Wish me luck!,Stay strong. Im 3 weeks out.,two months since the smartest choice of my life. best of luck!
27560,Today is my one year anniversary of quitting smoking.,That’s amazing. I quit today. Wish me luck!,Mind if I check up on you every now and then see how you’re doing give some encouragement etc?
27561,That’s amazing. I quit today. Wish me luck!,Mind if I check up on you every now and then see how you’re doing give some encouragement etc?,Not at all. Made it through today.
27562,Today is my one year anniversary of quitting smoking.,That’s amazing. I quit today. Wish me luck!,I quit one week ago. Let's do this.
27563,That’s amazing. I quit today. Wish me luck!,I quit one week ago. Let's do this.,"So far, so good. Using NRT, hope that still counts."
27564,I quit one week ago. Let's do this.,"So far, so good. Using NRT, hope that still counts.",Nrt?
27565,"So far, so good. Using NRT, hope that still counts.",Nrt?,nicotine replacement something that begins with t
27566,Nrt?,nicotine replacement something that begins with t,"If it's tits, go for it!"
27567,I fucking love cleaning.,I like washing dishes ,"Dish washing is one of my favorite, so long as I have music."
27568,I like washing dishes ,"Dish washing is one of my favorite, so long as I have music.","Same here! But pretty much anything im doing, i need to listen to music at the same time"
27569,I fucking love cleaning.,"Read this as ""I love cheating"".","Definitely don't love that, trust me."
27570,"Read this as ""I love cheating"".","Definitely don't love that, trust me.",Everyone has it in them
27571,Your degree. Are you using it?,"Yes, Computer Games Technology and I'm working as a programmer in the games industry now.",How do you get into that?
27572,"Yes, Computer Games Technology and I'm working as a programmer in the games industry now.",How do you get into that?,with his degree
27573,Fun fact: your local hospital is almost certainly desperately low on just about everything right now.,What country??,Right now it barely matters.  Shortages are worldwide.
27574,What country??,Right now it barely matters.  Shortages are worldwide.,"Wow, I had no idea"
27575,Right now it barely matters.  Shortages are worldwide.,"Wow, I had no idea","Scary, innit?  "
27576,"Wow, I had no idea","Scary, innit?  ",Yeah.  Just goes to show how dependent contries really are on one another for some resources.
27577,"Oh man, I fucking love my friends group",Yeah I’ll never have this. ,I feel for you but why you gotta make this about you?
27578,Yeah I’ll never have this. ,I feel for you but why you gotta make this about you?,I literally can’t think of anything else at the moment and I wanted to participate
27579,I finally got my GED!,Congratulations! I know how you feel! It's really exciting. Do you plan on framing it?,I am absolutely going to frame it. It's a symbol of pride for me.
27580,Congratulations! I know how you feel! It's really exciting. Do you plan on framing it?,I am absolutely going to frame it. It's a symbol of pride for me.,What’s a GED? 
27581,I am absolutely going to frame it. It's a symbol of pride for me.,What’s a GED? ,"A ""Good Enough Degree"""
27582,What’s a GED? ,"A ""Good Enough Degree""",Shouldn’t slight anyone trying to better themselves.
27583,I am absolutely going to frame it. It's a symbol of pride for me.,What’s a GED? ,are you american?
27584,What’s a GED? ,are you american?,Scottish 
27585,Y'all I just paid off my student loans!,"Gz

Now don't go getting yourself into other kinds of debt","Oh, I aim to stay out of debt for a good long while"
27586,"Gz

Now don't go getting yourself into other kinds of debt","Oh, I aim to stay out of debt for a good long while",I'll lend you some money bro 
27587,Y'all I just paid off my student loans!,Congrats! I think my debt will be around 25k USD. ,this is why i’m quitting school
27588,Congrats! I think my debt will be around 25k USD. ,this is why i’m quitting school,And that's significantly below the national average.
27589,I'm loving it.,I'mah just say it. I love Mcdonalds. Not ashamed. ,You did a brave thing right there.  Don't you feel so much better now?
27590,I'mah just say it. I love Mcdonalds. Not ashamed. ,You did a brave thing right there.  Don't you feel so much better now?,Yes.
27591,I'm loving it.,I'mah just say it. I love Mcdonalds. Not ashamed. ,Ugh I love their McChickens and their fries. No shame. 
27592,I'mah just say it. I love Mcdonalds. Not ashamed. ,Ugh I love their McChickens and their fries. No shame. ,The McChicken is a steal for the price.
27593,People who carry stuff every day (especially men): What is your everyday carry and what do you carry it in?,"Wallet, keys, phone. Sometimes headphones and pocket knife depending on where I'm going",What do you do with the pocket knife?
27594,"Wallet, keys, phone. Sometimes headphones and pocket knife depending on where I'm going",What do you do with the pocket knife?,Stab motherfuckers 
27595,People who carry stuff every day (especially men): What is your everyday carry and what do you carry it in?,"Phone, head phones, lighter, cigarettes, wallet

Pockets",What kind of headphones?
27596,"Phone, head phones, lighter, cigarettes, wallet

Pockets",What kind of headphones?,Skull candy ear buds
27597,What kind of headphones?,Skull candy ear buds,I tried IEMs but they're so uncomfortable to me. Next headphones I get will be earbuds.
27598,"Looking to just talk, about whatever.",What is your favorite type of tree?,My favorite type of tree is either a cedar or pine tree.
27599,What is your favorite type of tree?,My favorite type of tree is either a cedar or pine tree.,Both very good choices. Have you ever been to a pine grove?
27600,My favorite type of tree is either a cedar or pine tree.,Both very good choices. Have you ever been to a pine grove?,"A pine grove? As in a clearing in a pine forest, or?"
27601,Both very good choices. Have you ever been to a pine grove?,"A pine grove? As in a clearing in a pine forest, or?","I'm not sure if that's the botanical term, but it's an area where only pine trees grow "
27602,"A pine grove? As in a clearing in a pine forest, or?","I'm not sure if that's the botanical term, but it's an area where only pine trees grow ","Oh, then I have. I live in British Columbia which is basically only Pine and Cedar trees."
27603,I cant believe I did it.,Congrats! I'm glad your hard work paid off and I hope you get your first choice of schools!,NICE JOB!!!
27604,Congrats! I'm glad your hard work paid off and I hope you get your first choice of schools!,NICE JOB!!!,"My brother only got like 1320, much lower than u :)"
27605,I cant believe I did it.,Congratulations!!!!,Thank you! All these nice messages have me feeling fuzzy and warm inside :)
27606,Congratulations!!!!,Thank you! All these nice messages have me feeling fuzzy and warm inside :),You should! You rocked it! 
27607,"Me and another Redditor met on this sub about 5 months ago, and I’m meeting them for the first time IRL tomorrow!","Good for you OP, but I don't think I'm going to meet another redditor. It's just awkward IRL.","We'll see, I guess it depends how much you talk to them before! "
27608,"Good for you OP, but I don't think I'm going to meet another redditor. It's just awkward IRL.","We'll see, I guess it depends how much you talk to them before! ","What do you talk in general that too everyday?

"
27609,Is anyone else tired of the toxic hive mind of reddit?,Yuppppp!!! I have found some subs with decent people though. I’m happy to share lol,Please do
27610,Yuppppp!!! I have found some subs with decent people though. I’m happy to share lol,Please do,r/CasualConversations
27611,Please do,r/CasualConversations,Ayeeeeeeeee
27612,In What Respects Are You Still The Same Person You Were As A Child?,"I'm still insanely curious, and I'm still obsessed with space.",Doing a career focused around space or is it just an obsession based hobby?
27613,"I'm still insanely curious, and I'm still obsessed with space.",Doing a career focused around space or is it just an obsession based hobby?,Just a hobby
27614,How have you been lately?,I am falling apart. I'm really struggling to keep going. ,Same. Just found out my partner of 9 years has been cheating on me for a year. 
27615,I am falling apart. I'm really struggling to keep going. ,Same. Just found out my partner of 9 years has been cheating on me for a year. ,That sucks. 
27616,How have you been lately?,I am falling apart. I'm really struggling to keep going. ,Same here. What are you up to?
27617,I am falling apart. I'm really struggling to keep going. ,Same here. What are you up to?,"I'm about to go to bed, I've got to get up early tomorrow. What about you?"
27618,Same here. What are you up to?,"I'm about to go to bed, I've got to get up early tomorrow. What about you?",Oh sorry about the timing. I'm just watching TV  
27619,"I'm about to go to bed, I've got to get up early tomorrow. What about you?",Oh sorry about the timing. I'm just watching TV  ,"Lol, no problem!"
27620,How have you been lately?,I'm fucking bitter and angry,"What’s got you upset, MSS?"
27621,I'm fucking bitter and angry,"What’s got you upset, MSS?",What is MSS?
27622,"What’s got you upset, MSS?",What is MSS?,I think its your user name abbreviated.
27623,What is MSS?,I think its your user name abbreviated.,Oh lol
27624,How have you been lately?,Not too bad. I'm in my final year of my degree and I'm ready to be done already! ,"That’s amazing, great job! What’s the degree for?"
27625,Not too bad. I'm in my final year of my degree and I'm ready to be done already! ,"That’s amazing, great job! What’s the degree for?",Accounting.
27626,How have you been lately?,I'm trying to build a better life for myself. :),"That’s a good way to go, my friend. 😊"
27627,I'm trying to build a better life for myself. :),"That’s a good way to go, my friend. 😊","Thanks! How are you, by the way?"
27628,How have you been lately?,I've been feeling down. I isolated myself in my room. On the edge of a mental breakdown.,What’s been getting you down?
27629,I've been feeling down. I isolated myself in my room. On the edge of a mental breakdown.,What’s been getting you down?,Everything tbh
27630,What’s been getting you down?,Everything tbh,How so? What kind of stuff has been going on in your life?
27631,Thank you older random man,Did the guy look like Morgan Freeman? Might explain a couple things ,Looked like a friendly old white man. 
27632,Did the guy look like Morgan Freeman? Might explain a couple things ,Looked like a friendly old white man. ,"So just like Morgan Freeman, then."
27633,Milk or cereal first?,Wouldn't the milk splash all over the place if you put cereal on top? Damnit now I'm hungry....,Exactly! Humans are strange creatures 
27634,Wouldn't the milk splash all over the place if you put cereal on top? Damnit now I'm hungry....,Exactly! Humans are strange creatures ,True true! I hear some even put the milk in before the bowl!    
27635,Exactly! Humans are strange creatures ,True true! I hear some even put the milk in before the bowl!    ,Yeah and they pour that milk into a cup..
27636,True true! I hear some even put the milk in before the bowl!    ,Yeah and they pour that milk into a cup..,And then put the cup in the cereal?
27637,Does anyone else feel like this?,"sadly, too many of my days are like that.",Hang in there
27638,"sadly, too many of my days are like that.",Hang in there,"oh, I'm hung in there. just not good at occupying myself as productively as I'd like to."
27639,Hang in there,"oh, I'm hung in there. just not good at occupying myself as productively as I'd like to.",Oh. Well good luck to you then. Keep trying.
27640,Water is so damn good,The best water is the water in the glass next to my bed when I wake up hungover. ,Doesn't it seem like some mana potion or something?
27641,The best water is the water in the glass next to my bed when I wake up hungover. ,Doesn't it seem like some mana potion or something?,"Yes, and there’s never enough "
27642,"Who else makes that little ""oop"" noise when you almost run into someone or almost drop something?","Canadians are known for Eh but Oop is probably far more common

",TIL I might be Canadian
27643,"Canadians are known for Eh but Oop is probably far more common

",TIL I might be Canadian,Sorry
27644,TIL I might be Canadian,Sorry,"Oop! Sorry, didn't mean to sound like I was complaining"
27645,Sorry,"Oop! Sorry, didn't mean to sound like I was complaining","No problem, eh? Nothin' tah get upset aboot."
27646,"Who else makes that little ""oop"" noise when you almost run into someone or almost drop something?","i feel its more ""woop!"" from me. but very short and slightly high pitched for a man. ",Mine's a 'woomp!' going from low to a half-tone higher 
27647,"i feel its more ""woop!"" from me. but very short and slightly high pitched for a man. ",Mine's a 'woomp!' going from low to a half-tone higher ,Woomp there it is
27648,Mine's a 'woomp!' going from low to a half-tone higher ,Woomp there it is,I follow my whoomp with a few shaka-lakas 
27649,"Who else makes that little ""oop"" noise when you almost run into someone or almost drop something?",It's known as a Midwestern thing in the States ,"Minnesotan here, I reference it as more of an “ope” rather than an oop (:"
27650,It's known as a Midwestern thing in the States ,"Minnesotan here, I reference it as more of an “ope” rather than an oop (:",One of you northern midwesterners! 
27651,It's known as a Midwestern thing in the States ,"Minnesotan here, I reference it as more of an “ope” rather than an oop (:","*almost run into someone* 

*In unison*: ""OHP"" "
27652,"Minnesotan here, I reference it as more of an “ope” rather than an oop (:","*almost run into someone* 

*In unison*: ""OHP"" ",Lemme just sneak past ya here.
27653,"*almost run into someone* 

*In unison*: ""OHP"" ",Lemme just sneak past ya here.,And grab the ranch 
27654,Lemme just sneak past ya here.,And grab the ranch ,"Oh hold on it's empty, lemme...just...get the other bottle...there"
27655,"*almost run into someone* 

*In unison*: ""OHP"" ",Lemme just sneak past ya here.,"Sorry, just scooting by."
27656,It's known as a Midwestern thing in the States ,"Minnesotan here, I reference it as more of an “ope” rather than an oop (:","Dad grew up in Indy, and people notice me doing it in the South "
27657,It's known as a Midwestern thing in the States ,"Minnesotan here, I reference it as more of an “ope” rather than an oop (:","From Michigan, here to confirm this. "
27658,It's known as a Midwestern thing in the States ,"Minnesotan here, I reference it as more of an “ope” rather than an oop (:","I do this too.

What does it mean?"
27659,It's known as a Midwestern thing in the States ,"Minnesotan here, I reference it as more of an “ope” rather than an oop (:","Iowan here - ""ope"" is the most common way to reference it here too"
27660,"Minnesotan here, I reference it as more of an “ope” rather than an oop (:","Iowan here - ""ope"" is the most common way to reference it here too",Yep
27661,It's known as a Midwestern thing in the States ,"Minnesotan here, I reference it as more of an “ope” rather than an oop (:","Same, but in WA"
27662,It's known as a Midwestern thing in the States ,"Minnesotan here, I reference it as more of an “ope” rather than an oop (:",Illinois- this is correct for us too.
27663,"Who else makes that little ""oop"" noise when you almost run into someone or almost drop something?",It's known as a Midwestern thing in the States ,Chicagoan here. I say it all the time. Only recently learned that it's a Midwestern thing.
27664,It's known as a Midwestern thing in the States ,Chicagoan here. I say it all the time. Only recently learned that it's a Midwestern thing.,"Hoosier here, same deal."
27665,It's known as a Midwestern thing in the States ,Chicagoan here. I say it all the time. Only recently learned that it's a Midwestern thing.,It's not a Midwestern thing
27666,"Who else makes that little ""oop"" noise when you almost run into someone or almost drop something?",It's known as a Midwestern thing in the States ,"TIL that Pennsylvania is apparently part of the Midwest, because I totally do this too. "
27667,It's known as a Midwestern thing in the States ,"TIL that Pennsylvania is apparently part of the Midwest, because I totally do this too. ",Apparently so is the UK!
27668,"Who else makes that little ""oop"" noise when you almost run into someone or almost drop something?", I always do this and I live in California ,"This is definitely a California thing but more ""ohp"" than ""oop"""
27669, I always do this and I live in California ,"This is definitely a California thing but more ""ohp"" than ""oop""","Definitely. Ohpe, rhymes with nope.,"
27670,"This is definitely a California thing but more ""ohp"" than ""oop""","Definitely. Ohpe, rhymes with nope.,",It turns into pah pah pahpahpah
27671, I always do this and I live in California ,"This is definitely a California thing but more ""ohp"" than ""oop""",We do it in Ohio
27672,Alone and drunk whats up,I wish I were drunk. I just got home from a long couple days with my family. ,Sounds like you might wanna get high
27673,I wish I were drunk. I just got home from a long couple days with my family. ,Sounds like you might wanna get high,I don't really care. I might just end up going to sleep. What are you up to?
27674,Sounds like you might wanna get high,I don't really care. I might just end up going to sleep. What are you up to?,Taking a break from drinking for a bit gonna put a dip in just chillin on the couch
27675,I don't really care. I might just end up going to sleep. What are you up to?,Taking a break from drinking for a bit gonna put a dip in just chillin on the couch,Cool beans bro. How was your day?
27676,Taking a break from drinking for a bit gonna put a dip in just chillin on the couch,Cool beans bro. How was your day?,It was good just working all damn day
27677,Cool beans bro. How was your day?,It was good just working all damn day,That's no fun :(
27678,Alone and drunk whats up,Standing alone in a packed bar. Waiting to find a convo to drop in on,"Damn I couldn’t handle that hate being in crowds alone
"
27679,Standing alone in a packed bar. Waiting to find a convo to drop in on,"Damn I couldn’t handle that hate being in crowds alone
",Meh gonna die anyway lol
27680,"Damn I couldn’t handle that hate being in crowds alone
",Meh gonna die anyway lol,Shit guess so dude hope you have fun
27681,"DAE speak their internal dialogues out loud, to yourself when you're alone?",I have a Tulpa so does that count? r/Tulpas,"I apologize but I have no idea what you're talking about, and the sub didn't help much either."
27682,I have a Tulpa so does that count? r/Tulpas,"I apologize but I have no idea what you're talking about, and the sub didn't help much either.",I see
27683,Today I marched for what I believe in.,What do you believe in? What were you protesting? Why did you march?,They've answered this - read through the comments 
27684,What do you believe in? What were you protesting? Why did you march?,They've answered this - read through the comments ,"I didn't ask you, fuck off."
27685,Just caught two guys trying to break in my house ...,Damn. Where did this happen?,I live in France near Paris in a suburban area 
27686,Damn. Where did this happen?,I live in France near Paris in a suburban area ,North of Paris?
27687,Just caught two guys trying to break in my house ...,You got to get a gun. Could have at least shot one in the leg and called the police. ,I live in France and guns aren’t allowed 
27688,You got to get a gun. Could have at least shot one in the leg and called the police. ,I live in France and guns aren’t allowed ,What about a nail gun 
27689,You got to get a gun. Could have at least shot one in the leg and called the police. ,I live in France and guns aren’t allowed ,"Oh, well I bet you thankfully you don't have countless mass shootings per year"
27690,I live in France and guns aren’t allowed ,"Oh, well I bet you thankfully you don't have countless mass shootings per year",What are you implying? 
27691,Just caught two guys trying to break in my house ...,This is why we have the Second Amendment. ,Yeah but I’m French 
27692,This is why we have the Second Amendment. ,Yeah but I’m French ,I am SO sorry.
27693,Yeah but I’m French ,I am SO sorry.,That's they're less likely to be shot?
27694,Hello people of casual conversation in reddit 👋,"Hello! I am in Barcelona, Spain :)",Hiya 👋😀
27695,"Hello! I am in Barcelona, Spain :)",Hiya 👋😀,How is it going?
27696,Hiya 👋😀,How is it going?,Very well Thankyou. Yourself? 
27697,How is it going?,Very well Thankyou. Yourself? ,"It's good so far, despite that is raining so much here and ruined some plans I had for today."
27698,Very well Thankyou. Yourself? ,"It's good so far, despite that is raining so much here and ruined some plans I had for today.",Oh no!! Rain go away 
27699,Hello people of casual conversation in reddit 👋,Houston Texas! ,I’d love to go there btw 
27700,Houston Texas! ,I’d love to go there btw ,Please do! We would love to have you! Where are you from? 
27701,I’d love to go there btw ,Please do! We would love to have you! Where are you from? ,The north east of England 😀
27702,Hello people of casual conversation in reddit 👋,Hello from New Mexico.,Hiya 👋
27703,Hello from New Mexico.,Hiya 👋,Where ya hail from.
27704,Hello people of casual conversation in reddit 👋,"I’m from Co.Cork Ireland, pleased to meet ya!
",How do you do 😀
27705,"I’m from Co.Cork Ireland, pleased to meet ya!
",How do you do 😀,I’m grand thanks yourself?
27706,How do you do 😀,I’m grand thanks yourself?,Great Thankyou - don’t forget the clocks go forward tonight 
27707,Hello people of casual conversation in reddit 👋,Stockholm represent! ,I want to visit Stockholm someday.
27708,Stockholm represent! ,I want to visit Stockholm someday.,"You should, it's one of the most beautiful cities I know! "
27709,Hello people of casual conversation in reddit 👋,"East Texas, US ☹️🙄",Awesome 😎 
27710,"East Texas, US ☹️🙄",Awesome 😎 ,♥️
27711,Hello people of casual conversation in reddit 👋,"Hi there, a friend who I don't know yet!",Moi!
27712,"Hi there, a friend who I don't know yet!",Moi!,Hello :D
27713,Hello people of casual conversation in reddit 👋,"Hi there, a friend who I don't know yet!",Hiya internet friend 😀
27714,"Hi there, a friend who I don't know yet!",Hiya internet friend 😀,Hehey! Have a nice day.
27715,Hiya internet friend 😀,Hehey! Have a nice day.,You too 😀
27716,Hello people of casual conversation in reddit 👋,"Tennessee, USA",Hey neighbor! North Carolina here
27717,"Tennessee, USA",Hey neighbor! North Carolina here,Same here. Asheville!
27718,Hello people of casual conversation in reddit 👋,"Hello! I live around Amsterdam, the Netherlands. Lots of bicycling here",One day I’m going to go there. It is supposed to be a great place to visit 🌷💐
27719,"Hello! I live around Amsterdam, the Netherlands. Lots of bicycling here",One day I’m going to go there. It is supposed to be a great place to visit 🌷💐,Lots of beautiful things pretty close to each other. Just don't fall for tourist traps!
27720,Hello people of casual conversation in reddit 👋,"Orlando, Florida!",I bet that’s a great place to be
27721,"Orlando, Florida!",I bet that’s a great place to be,"It’s nice, but I’m ready for something new. I’ve been here pretty much my whole life "
27722,Hello people of casual conversation in reddit 👋,"Hello ! I am from Nagpur, India. The city of oranges and the centre of India.",Hello! I bet it’s lovely. India looks so colourful on TV
27723,"Hello ! I am from Nagpur, India. The city of oranges and the centre of India.",Hello! I bet it’s lovely. India looks so colourful on TV,"Yeah, it is quite vibrant with many kinds of people everywhere !"
27724,Hello people of casual conversation in reddit 👋,"Hello from West Virginia, land of many cousins",I am also from said place
27725,"Hello from West Virginia, land of many cousins",I am also from said place,Haven't seen too many West Virginians on Reddit! Nice to meet you!
27726,I am also from said place,Haven't seen too many West Virginians on Reddit! Nice to meet you!,Nice meeting you as well! 
27727,Hello people of casual conversation in reddit 👋,"Hail and well met, from Arkansas, US. The land of many trees and not so many things to do",Sounds daft but I love trees 🌲🌳 I love the way they sound in the wind and the way they move
27728,"Hail and well met, from Arkansas, US. The land of many trees and not so many things to do",Sounds daft but I love trees 🌲🌳 I love the way they sound in the wind and the way they move,"It is nice, especially right now when everything is in bloom. Great for hiking as well"
27729,Sounds daft but I love trees 🌲🌳 I love the way they sound in the wind and the way they move,"It is nice, especially right now when everything is in bloom. Great for hiking as well",I bet it’s stunning. The spring flowers are desperately trying to bloom here 
27730,Hello people of casual conversation in reddit 👋,Hello fellow person. I have not seen many of our kind on this particular interweb site,People? Or north eastern Englanders? 😉
27731,Hello fellow person. I have not seen many of our kind on this particular interweb site,People? Or north eastern Englanders? 😉,"Haven't seen a person on here in a while (speak quietly or the lizard men will hear)😉
"
27732,Hey fellow lurker know that you're loved and appreciated! Free hugs here!,Sign me up,Sure I'd love to &lt;3
27733,Sign me up,Sure I'd love to &lt;3,love you too &lt;3
27734,Hey fellow lurker know that you're loved and appreciated! Free hugs here!,"Didn't know how much I actually needed that. Thanks, friend. ",*hugs*
27735,"Didn't know how much I actually needed that. Thanks, friend. ",*hugs*,*hugs back*
27736,Hey fellow lurker know that you're loved and appreciated! Free hugs here!,Don't make me teat up now you,"Considering you don't do that very often, it wouldn't be a bad thing &lt;3"
27737,Don't make me teat up now you,"Considering you don't do that very often, it wouldn't be a bad thing &lt;3","Yeah, it didn't go under appreciated, thank you"
27738,Hey fellow lurker know that you're loved and appreciated! Free hugs here!,Does anyone actually enjoy this sort of condescending artificial karma-train bs?,"I don't either, but it's not our parade so lets not piss on it."
27739,Does anyone actually enjoy this sort of condescending artificial karma-train bs?,"I don't either, but it's not our parade so lets not piss on it.",I'm resisting the urge
27740,Hey fellow lurker know that you're loved and appreciated! Free hugs here!,"I’m just here for the hug
*opens arms wide*",*hugs*
27741,"I’m just here for the hug
*opens arms wide*",*hugs*,"Thx. 
Also nice sub"
27742,I’m quitting my job next week to go freelance.,Best of luck on it ,Cheers mate! Appreciate it
27743,Best of luck on it ,Cheers mate! Appreciate it,Of course.  😊
27744,I’m quitting my job next week to go freelance.,"Great job, just keep pulling through! Hard work pays off.","Thanks mate. I hope so, but it’s better to try and fail than not even give it a go!"
27745,"Great job, just keep pulling through! Hard work pays off.","Thanks mate. I hope so, but it’s better to try and fail than not even give it a go!",Definitely bro! You can do this!
27746,I’m quitting my job next week to go freelance.,Wouldn’t you rather be paidlance? ,"That assumes I’m good enough, I could maybe stretch to budgetlance"
27747,Wouldn’t you rather be paidlance? ,"That assumes I’m good enough, I could maybe stretch to budgetlance",Haha that actually sounds like a pretty good company name
27748,"That assumes I’m good enough, I could maybe stretch to budgetlance",Haha that actually sounds like a pretty good company name,"Haha, could give off the wrong impression though!"
27749,I’m quitting my job next week to go freelance.,Best of luck to you man,Thanks! Appreciate that
27750,Best of luck to you man,Thanks! Appreciate that,No problem 
27751,I’m quitting my job next week to go freelance.,No amount of money is worth your happiness. Do you and put in 100% and you will be fine.,Thanks for the vote of confidence man! Means a lot
27752,No amount of money is worth your happiness. Do you and put in 100% and you will be fine.,Thanks for the vote of confidence man! Means a lot,You can do it!
27753,Thanks for the vote of confidence man! Means a lot,You can do it!,My man!
27754,Trying to pass the time working third shift,Fellow night man here. How we doin bud?,Tired but hanging in there haha. What do you do?
27755,Fellow night man here. How we doin bud?,Tired but hanging in there haha. What do you do?,I make plastic film. Department lead in a custom film factory. Pretty lame. Lol
27756,Trying to pass the time working third shift,"Hello! Not a third shifter but work 24s, what's going on?",24? What on earth do you do? 
27757,"Hello! Not a third shifter but work 24s, what's going on?",24? What on earth do you do? ,EMT
27758,Trying to pass the time working third shift,"Hello! Not a third shifter but work 24s, what's going on?","Damn, that must be rough. Hospital worker? Or maybe a trucker?"
27759,"Hello! Not a third shifter but work 24s, what's going on?","Damn, that must be rough. Hospital worker? Or maybe a trucker?","EMT so close lol
"
27760,"Any video games that have amazing story, soundtrack and other stuff that makes it like no other else?",La Noire is a kick butt 1940s detective authentic game. Its truly beautiful ,"I might get it for the switch soon, thanks!"
27761,La Noire is a kick butt 1940s detective authentic game. Its truly beautiful ,"I might get it for the switch soon, thanks!",If you want to get an idea of the kind of scenery is just YouTube it. Truly a piece of art
27762,"Any video games that have amazing story, soundtrack and other stuff that makes it like no other else?",Life is Strange has an amazing soundtrack and a good story ,"lol op played it

they said in the post "
27763,Life is Strange has an amazing soundtrack and a good story ,"lol op played it

they said in the post ",Doh!
27764,"Any video games that have amazing story, soundtrack and other stuff that makes it like no other else?",Fine I’ll say it. The uncharted series. ,Only played the first one but it was amazing.
27765,Fine I’ll say it. The uncharted series. ,Only played the first one but it was amazing.,Play them! I’m going through uncharted 4 right now again. Amazing. 
27766,"Just found this subreddit, wanted to wish everyone a nice day.",And to yourself my friend :),You sir are a gentlemen and a scholar. 👌🏻
27767,And to yourself my friend :),You sir are a gentlemen and a scholar. 👌🏻,Thank you my friend:)
27768,And to yourself my friend :),You sir are a gentlemen and a scholar. 👌🏻,"Always a pleasure, never a chore :)"
27769,I laid my service dog to rest today.,"I'm so sorry. I know it's hard, I'll be praying for you today",Thank you. Much appreciated.
27770,"I'm so sorry. I know it's hard, I'll be praying for you today",Thank you. Much appreciated.,It's the very least I can do. Hugs
27771,Thank you. Much appreciated.,It's the very least I can do. Hugs,:.) 
27772,It’s my birthday today and I’m feeling sad,Happy Womb Evacuation Day! It always rains on my birthday lol,Thanks lol 
27773,Happy Womb Evacuation Day! It always rains on my birthday lol,Thanks lol ,You’re welcome hun.
27774,It’s my birthday today and I’m feeling sad,Happy birthday! What games have you been playing?,Thanks! I’m playing fortnite at the moment lol
27775,Happy birthday! What games have you been playing?,Thanks! I’m playing fortnite at the moment lol,Ah I still need to get into that. Well I hope you enjoy the rest of your day :)
27776,It’s my birthday today and I’m feeling sad,Happy late birthday man ,Thanks
27777,Happy late birthday man ,Thanks,You’re welcome and how old did you turn?
27778,"Congratulations, /r/CasualConversation! You are Subreddit of the Day!",Aww yeahh ,"You've done it again, you magnificent bastard.

👍"
27779,Aww yeahh ,"You've done it again, you magnificent bastard.

👍",Thank you :) you've been with us a long time haven't you
27780,"Congratulations, /r/CasualConversation! You are Subreddit of the Day!",Aww yeahh ,No way!
27781,Aww yeahh ,No way!,:D It's amazing!!!
27782,"Congratulations, /r/CasualConversation! You are Subreddit of the Day!",Woopdedoop!,WHOOP TEE DOO
27783,Woopdedoop!,WHOOP TEE DOO,WATCH THE SASS
27784,"Congratulations, /r/CasualConversation! You are Subreddit of the Day!",So anyways how is everyone doing? :),I'm trying to stop a recent and annoying fixation on clicker/progressive games.
27785,So anyways how is everyone doing? :),I'm trying to stop a recent and annoying fixation on clicker/progressive games.,Interesting username choice. Any reason why?
27786,So anyways how is everyone doing? :),I'm trying to stop a recent and annoying fixation on clicker/progressive games.,Man they are so addictive
27787,"Congratulations, /r/CasualConversation! You are Subreddit of the Day!",We should talk about this... Casually.,That sounds very sexual and I'm on board 
27788,We should talk about this... Casually.,That sounds very sexual and I'm on board ,"Damn, me too."
27789,I am a person who disappeared. I want to share my story with you.,Your writing is very pleasant to read. ,Very engaging. OP should consider writing a book. 
27790,Your writing is very pleasant to read. ,Very engaging. OP should consider writing a book. ,Reminds me a bit of Craig clevenger. 
27791,Very engaging. OP should consider writing a book. ,Reminds me a bit of Craig clevenger. ,"&gt; Craig clevenger

I just saw this. Holy shit, *thank you.*"
27792,I am a person who disappeared. I want to share my story with you.,"Sounds like you done right for you, but would you do it again?",You're god damn right I would. 
27793,"Sounds like you done right for you, but would you do it again?",You're god damn right I would. ,Tell us how you really feel. /s
27794,I am a person who disappeared. I want to share my story with you.,"Damn, guess I have to read all the Jack Reacher books again",This... is... a. Compliment? 🤔
27795,"Damn, guess I have to read all the Jack Reacher books again",This... is... a. Compliment? 🤔,Very much so
27796,I am a person who disappeared. I want to share my story with you.,It's deleted :( does anyone have the full post?,It is back. I hope you enjoy the story. :)
27797,It's deleted :( does anyone have the full post?,It is back. I hope you enjoy the story. :),I loved it! Best wishes for here on out :)
27798,A girl said that she finds me attractive and my insecure ass thought it was a prank/joke .,tbh if someone told me that I wouldn't believe it either.,Why not? 
27799,tbh if someone told me that I wouldn't believe it either.,Why not? ,I think it's because it just seems to good to be truth
27800,A dollar a shave isn't such a great deal,"Screw shaving LOLZ...

I save a shit ton of money by growing a beard. And it’s awesome.",The chicks did it too!
27801,"Screw shaving LOLZ...

I save a shit ton of money by growing a beard. And it’s awesome.",The chicks did it too!,I would not care what they think lolz. Not even my GF gets to say shit about my beard.
27802,The chicks did it too!,I would not care what they think lolz. Not even my GF gets to say shit about my beard.,LOL! Fair enough.
27803,I saw Black Panther and the most relatable character was the villain.,"Also, he was super hot.",Michael Bae Jordan
27804,"Also, he was super hot.",Michael Bae Jordan,Bae indeed. 
27805,My mom just found out her dad isn't her dad by taking the ancestry dna test.,How's your grandpa taking this? ,"As well as you can expect. He still loves my mom, but at 86 he's decided hes too old to care. "
27806,How's your grandpa taking this? ,"As well as you can expect. He still loves my mom, but at 86 he's decided hes too old to care. ",That's insane.... How old is your mom?? That's a long lie to live. 
27807,How's your grandpa taking this? ,"As well as you can expect. He still loves my mom, but at 86 he's decided hes too old to care. ",That's kind of good but also really sad.
27808,My mom just found out her dad isn't her dad by taking the ancestry dna test.,Did your grandfather know? ,He did not. He's pretty upset at his ex-wife though. 
27809,Did your grandfather know? ,He did not. He's pretty upset at his ex-wife though. ,Were they already divorced before this...?
27810,Two truths and a Lie,"1) I graduated college in my Forties 

2) I live with a Narcissist

3) I've lost 100 lbs.",Hmm... let's go with #2. #2 being the like makes me feel good about the world
27811,"1) I graduated college in my Forties 

2) I live with a Narcissist

3) I've lost 100 lbs.",Hmm... let's go with #2. #2 being the like makes me feel good about the world,"Then... I don't think you want to know the answer.

¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯"
27812,Hmm... let's go with #2. #2 being the like makes me feel good about the world,"Then... I don't think you want to know the answer.

¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯","Is the narcissist an offspring, or your SO?"
27813,"Then... I don't think you want to know the answer.

¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯","Is the narcissist an offspring, or your SO?",Neither
27814,Two truths and a Lie,"2 is the lie, because you look *fabulous*, dahling","I have a beaver-tail thing. It started off as a small knot, and it grew and grew... :("
27815,"2 is the lie, because you look *fabulous*, dahling","I have a beaver-tail thing. It started off as a small knot, and it grew and grew... :(","New Summer Fad, 2k18. Make it a thing OP"
27816,Two truths and a Lie,"1. I am bilingual
2. My favorite color is pink
3. I was born in Texas ",Favorite color is black?
27817,"1. I am bilingual
2. My favorite color is pink
3. I was born in Texas ",Favorite color is black?,"Haha, nope. Born in Florida actually!  "
27818,Favorite color is black?,"Haha, nope. Born in Florida actually!  ","Aww...

I made a friend on here, who then nuked her account. Thought you were her"
27819,Two truths and a Lie,"1. I'm into fart porn

2. I'm a furry

3. I'm gay but still appreciate a female ass",I really hope #1 is the lie. Only because I don't even want it to be a thing
27820,"1. I'm into fart porn

2. I'm a furry

3. I'm gay but still appreciate a female ass",I really hope #1 is the lie. Only because I don't even want it to be a thing,It is a thing and it's not the lie.
27821,What do you do when you are having a rough time?,Sleep or play video games.,Nice! Any specific games you really enjoy?
27822,Sleep or play video games.,Nice! Any specific games you really enjoy?,Skyrim
27823,Nice! Any specific games you really enjoy?,Skyrim,"Oh yeah, Skyrim is an amazing game!"
27824,Skyrim,"Oh yeah, Skyrim is an amazing game!",Even better with mods.
27825,I learned a small (but sweet) thing about my BF that I want to share.,Fuck this makes me sad. Why do I have to appreciate what I have only after I’ve lost it. ,Your coffee machine broke too? 
27826,Fuck this makes me sad. Why do I have to appreciate what I have only after I’ve lost it. ,Your coffee machine broke too? ,Yes. There’s always more grinds than actual coffee. 
27827,I learned a small (but sweet) thing about my BF that I want to share.,"My ""partner"" has spoken to me 8 times in 2018.",:( need someone to talk to? Happy to listen. 
27828,"My ""partner"" has spoken to me 8 times in 2018.",:( need someone to talk to? Happy to listen. ,How are you?
27829,I learned a small (but sweet) thing about my BF that I want to share.,"So being willing to drink a crappy cup of coffee so you can enjoy a good one is ""sweet""?",Quietly prioritising your partner’s comfort over your own? Yes. Very sweet. 
27830,"So being willing to drink a crappy cup of coffee so you can enjoy a good one is ""sweet""?",Quietly prioritising your partner’s comfort over your own? Yes. Very sweet. ,Sounds like cuckoldry to me. Especially if it’s one sided
27831,I learned a small (but sweet) thing about my BF that I want to share.,"He buys me carnivorous plants, bc he knows I love torturing bugs. ",I laughed so hard I’m staring to tear up... 
27832,"He buys me carnivorous plants, bc he knows I love torturing bugs. ",I laughed so hard I’m staring to tear up... ,They don’t belong in my house! Haha
27833,What’s your favorite lyric of all time?,I'm thinking about it.,I’ll be here!
27834,I'm thinking about it.,I’ll be here!,He's been thinking for a while do you think he's okay?
27835,My girlfriend of 7 years split up with me &amp; I have no other friends online or irl. Can we talk about literally anything? I miss conversations,I’ll be your friend! ,"Count me in, too!  Re: the nap....the answer to nap is ALWAYS yes 💙"
27836,I’ll be your friend! ,"Count me in, too!  Re: the nap....the answer to nap is ALWAYS yes 💙",Guys! I just woke up from my nap!
27837,I finally deleted Facebook and Instagram for good.,How does one delete Facebook account?,I changed my age to 5 years old. They deleted my account the next day.
27838,How does one delete Facebook account?,I changed my age to 5 years old. They deleted my account the next day.,I don’t see a way to change my birthdate.
27839,What is your all time favourite video game?,Silent Hill 2,Great choice.  Why?
27840,Silent Hill 2,Great choice.  Why?,Silent Hill is my favourite series. The 2nd is the best of all of them :) Great lore
27841,Great choice.  Why?,Silent Hill is my favourite series. The 2nd is the best of all of them :) Great lore,I agree. Absolutely terrified me as a child too! Was not a fan of the nurses :P 
27842,What is your all time favourite video game?,"Ignoring skyrim as its too obvious, I'd go with darksiders 2 cos i played through it so much ",I played that game too! Really fun movement and combat. It's like low difficulty Dark Souls :D
27843,"Ignoring skyrim as its too obvious, I'd go with darksiders 2 cos i played through it so much ",I played that game too! Really fun movement and combat. It's like low difficulty Dark Souls :D,Basically! Great for me
27844,I played that game too! Really fun movement and combat. It's like low difficulty Dark Souls :D,Basically! Great for me,And me. I'm not great at Dark Souls!
27845,It’s 'per se' not 'persay'/'per say'!,I dnot reaeyll udnesrtnad wtha yuo aer syanig.,/r/excgarated 
27846,I dnot reaeyll udnesrtnad wtha yuo aer syanig.,/r/excgarated ,Hahahaha. I'm gonna forget all my spellings If I don't stop scrolling through that channel.
27847,/r/excgarated ,Hahahaha. I'm gonna forget all my spellings If I don't stop scrolling through that channel.,Aie reckohnminde yooie tstawhp uein dhuatt kaiezs.
27848,It’s 'per se' not 'persay'/'per say'!,Where does it originate? Sounds Latin. ,It’s Latin it means 'by itself'. 
27849,Where does it originate? Sounds Latin. ,It’s Latin it means 'by itself'. ,"Ah, interesting. "
27850,It’s 'per se' not 'persay'/'per say'!,"It bugs me when people also use ""sike"" not realizing the word is ""psych"" like a ""psych-out"".",Sike!
27851,"It bugs me when people also use ""sike"" not realizing the word is ""psych"" like a ""psych-out"".",Sike!,That's the wrong numbah!
27852,Sike!,That's the wrong numbah!,OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
27853,Sike!,That's the wrong numbah!,Greatest of references
27854,Sike!,That's the wrong numbah!,I get this reference
27855,It’s 'per se' not 'persay'/'per say'!,"As someone who isn't a native speaker, Latin words in English really confuse me. ","As someone who is a native speaker, Latin words in English really confused me."
27856,"As someone who isn't a native speaker, Latin words in English really confuse me. ","As someone who is a native speaker, Latin words in English really confused me.",As a native speaker it's English. It tries to break rules
27857,"As someone who isn't a native speaker, Latin words in English really confuse me. ","As someone who is a native speaker, Latin words in English really confused me.","As someone who is a native speaker, English words in English really confused me."
27858,It’s 'per se' not 'persay'/'per say'!,"As someone who isn't a native speaker, Latin words in English really confuse me. ",English is hardly the only language that does this.
27859,"As someone who isn't a native speaker, Latin words in English really confuse me. ",English is hardly the only language that does this.,"I know, I’m not the best person to argue about this topic. "
27860,It’s 'per se' not 'persay'/'per say'!,For me it’s more of the pronunciations that get to me. Like epitome,You would kill me if you knew how I used to pronounce norepinephrine
27861,For me it’s more of the pronunciations that get to me. Like epitome,You would kill me if you knew how I used to pronounce norepinephrine,I don’t know if I want to know.
27862,You would kill me if you knew how I used to pronounce norepinephrine,I don’t know if I want to know.,nor-eh-pee-neh-freen
27863,I don’t know if I want to know.,nor-eh-pee-neh-freen,it’s more of a peh isn’t it
27864,nor-eh-pee-neh-freen,it’s more of a peh isn’t it,I guess just like “p” LOL
27865,For me it’s more of the pronunciations that get to me. Like epitome,You would kill me if you knew how I used to pronounce norepinephrine,Norah Pine Frine?
27866,You would kill me if you knew how I used to pronounce norepinephrine,Norah Pine Frine?,"Close..

Norah pine ah frine"
27867,Norah Pine Frine?,"Close..

Norah pine ah frine",*kills you*
27868,"Close..

Norah pine ah frine",*kills you*,Ow my life
27869,Norah Pine Frine?,"Close..

Norah pine ah frine",omg why?
27870,For me it’s more of the pronunciations that get to me. Like epitome,You would kill me if you knew how I used to pronounce norepinephrine,Cookie video?
27871,It’s 'per se' not 'persay'/'per say'!,For me it’s more of the pronunciations that get to me. Like epitome,Kansas vs Arkansas
27872,For me it’s more of the pronunciations that get to me. Like epitome,Kansas vs Arkansas,Amellica eggsblain
27873,It’s 'per se' not 'persay'/'per say'!,This is heresy and not hearsay.,"Both are good, they just don't mean the same thing. ;)"
27874,This is heresy and not hearsay.,"Both are good, they just don't mean the same thing. ;)","Just like ""weary"" and ""wary""."
27875,"Both are good, they just don't mean the same thing. ;)","Just like ""weary"" and ""wary"".",And loath and loathe
27876,It’s 'per se' not 'persay'/'per say'!,This is heresy and not hearsay.,I prefer Hershey
27877,This is heresy and not hearsay.,I prefer Hershey,Hershel's good.
27878,This is heresy and not hearsay.,I prefer Hershey,Me too
27879,It’s 'per se' not 'persay'/'per say'!,[removed],Someone watched that Milk Carton Kids concert on Youtube... ;)
27880,[removed],Someone watched that Milk Carton Kids concert on Youtube... ;),I honestly have no idea what that is. I think I read about it on Mental Floss or something. lol
27881,It’s 'per se' not 'persay'/'per say'!,That and when people say “wah-la” instead of “voilà”...makes me cringe every time.,"Huh, never realized that a had the accent. Man, these words get hard to spell."
27882,That and when people say “wah-la” instead of “voilà”...makes me cringe every time.,"Huh, never realized that a had the accent. Man, these words get hard to spell.",They used the wrong accent. It should be voilà (and not voilá).
27883,It’s 'per se' not 'persay'/'per say'!,That and when people say “wah-la” instead of “voilà”...makes me cringe every time.,"I once saw it spelled as ""vualah."""
27884,That and when people say “wah-la” instead of “voilà”...makes me cringe every time.,"I once saw it spelled as ""vualah.""",That's how it would probably be spelled in Spanish.  Or maybe vualá would be better.
27885,That and when people say “wah-la” instead of “voilà”...makes me cringe every time.,"I once saw it spelled as ""vualah.""",At least they had the sound of the word more or less represented properly. 
27886,It’s 'per se' not 'persay'/'per say'!,I see people also say 'noah fence' instead of 'no offence' lol ,No way... I refuse to believe anyone over the age of 10 can make this mistake.
27887,I see people also say 'noah fence' instead of 'no offence' lol ,No way... I refuse to believe anyone over the age of 10 can make this mistake.,"Yeah, noah fence doesn't really hold water."
27888,No way... I refuse to believe anyone over the age of 10 can make this mistake.,"Yeah, noah fence doesn't really hold water.",His ark was much better
27889,"Yeah, noah fence doesn't really hold water.",His ark was much better,*slaps knee*
27890,It’s 'per se' not 'persay'/'per say'!,'Segway' bugs me. It's 'segue.' ,Maybe they are talking about those scooter things.
27891,'Segway' bugs me. It's 'segue.' ,Maybe they are talking about those scooter things.,Every time I've seen it used it has nothing to do with the Segway.
27892,It’s 'per se' not 'persay'/'per say'!,"I fucking cringe when someone says “he did a complete 360”

","So ""half 360"" it should be then?"
27893,"I fucking cringe when someone says “he did a complete 360”

","So ""half 360"" it should be then?",Triple 90s. But one 90 in reverse. 
27894,It’s 'per se' not 'persay'/'per say'!,"Also ""er on the cautious side"" not ""air"" ",Err not er :)
27895,"Also ""er on the cautious side"" not ""air"" ",Err not er :),God damnit I knew I should have checked before I hit submit. 
27896,I think I'm bisexual.,That's great! It feels good to fully understand yourself :) Do you lean one way or another?,Thank you! I definitely prefer guys more as a majority of my celebrity crushes are all men haha 
27897,That's great! It feels good to fully understand yourself :) Do you lean one way or another?,Thank you! I definitely prefer guys more as a majority of my celebrity crushes are all men haha ,Do you plan on coming out to some people close to you or are you keeping it private for now?
27898,"Hi, wanna talk?",Disney,Well what about Disney?
27899,Disney,Well what about Disney?,What's your favorite Disney movie?
27900,Anyone wanna talk?,What is rn?  ,Right now
27901,What is rn?  ,Right now,"Lol, I figured it was some kind of subject to study"
27902,What’s the story behind your username? Can you guess what mine means?,I don't get out much.,"Greetings, fellow basement dweller "
27903,I don't get out much.,"Greetings, fellow basement dweller ",We don't really have basements in the UK. I live in a top-floor flat and hide in my bedroom.
27904,"Greetings, fellow basement dweller ",We don't really have basements in the UK. I live in a top-floor flat and hide in my bedroom.,Basement here is figurative for any secluded space that our kind seldom leaves. 
27905,What’s the story behind your username? Can you guess what mine means?,It’s a shortened version of my name ,Oh hi there Antivenom
27906,It’s a shortened version of my name ,Oh hi there Antivenom,Lmao iv is because I’m the fourth. My first name is italian. My last name is just the initial
27907,Oh hi there Antivenom,Lmao iv is because I’m the fourth. My first name is italian. My last name is just the initial,Antonie N. The 4th? 
27908,Lmao iv is because I’m the fourth. My first name is italian. My last name is just the initial,Antonie N. The 4th? ,"Antonio N the fourth, yeah"
27909,What’s the story behind your username? Can you guess what mine means?,Y'all know,Who touched your no no spot? 
27910,Y'all know,Who touched your no no spot? ," we've just met,  you're a little forward.  At least take me to dinner first"
27911,What’s the story behind your username? Can you guess what mine means?,I love red pandas and 819 are numbers in my phone number,Brb while I try every combination of numbers with “819” in it to reach you. 
27912,I love red pandas and 819 are numbers in my phone number,Brb while I try every combination of numbers with “819” in it to reach you. ,lol there are a lot of country codes
27913,Brb while I try every combination of numbers with “819” in it to reach you. ,lol there are a lot of country codes,Expect a call at 2 AM tonight 
27914,lol there are a lot of country codes,Expect a call at 2 AM tonight ,lol
27915,What video games have you been playing this week?,"Rainbow Six Siege between studying , its gets really tense , i love it 
",I want to get into The Division after all the new updates.
27916,"Rainbow Six Siege between studying , its gets really tense , i love it 
",I want to get into The Division after all the new updates.,"Nice, playing to buy the next one?
"
27917,I was finally able to use something in real life that I learned on Reddit,Another good method is to use a broom. (Not being sarcastic) source: am a glassblower ,Problem is I never get all of them and I underestimate how far the pieces went.
27918,Another good method is to use a broom. (Not being sarcastic) source: am a glassblower ,Problem is I never get all of them and I underestimate how far the pieces went.,Exactly
27919,I was finally able to use something in real life that I learned on Reddit,"That’s called oblique lighting, and they use it to search crime scenes too! ",I guess it was just my... Thaime. You know. Like time. But Thai. I'm basically on a CSI show
27920,"That’s called oblique lighting, and they use it to search crime scenes too! ",I guess it was just my... Thaime. You know. Like time. But Thai. I'm basically on a CSI show,"""YEEEEEEAH!"" "
27921,I was finally able to use something in real life that I learned on Reddit,"Be right back, going to shatter a whole bunch of glass on the floor and test this. ","Just a little glass will do, don't worry. Good luck "
27922,"Be right back, going to shatter a whole bunch of glass on the floor and test this. ","Just a little glass will do, don't worry. Good luck ",I was joking. 
27923,"Just a little glass will do, don't worry. Good luck ",I was joking. ,lol I was just fucking around too
27924,"Maaaaan, dont you wish you just had money? Like a whole pile of it.",That would be nice 🌝,Ikr bruh!
27925,That would be nice 🌝,Ikr bruh!,Life would be easier and it would be cool to not to stress all the fucking time 
27926,Ikr bruh!,Life would be easier and it would be cool to not to stress all the fucking time ,You shouldnt stress either way tbh. 
27927,"Maaaaan, dont you wish you just had money? Like a whole pile of it.","yes lol
",Thanks for agreeing! 
27928,"yes lol
",Thanks for agreeing! ,no problem fine laddy 
27929,Thanks for agreeing! ,no problem fine laddy ,I have curves in the wrong places to be a lady. 
27930,"I'm a grown man, but every now and then I put all of my strength into a Kamehameha blast, just to see if it's still impossible. What do you do that makes you still a kid?","Whenever I watch Sailor Moon, I’ll always copy the transformation movements without fail",Haha that's awesome! 
27931,"Whenever I watch Sailor Moon, I’ll always copy the transformation movements without fail",Haha that's awesome! ,I’m honestly wondering how I’m not getting sick of doing it lol
27932,Haha that's awesome! ,I’m honestly wondering how I’m not getting sick of doing it lol,I think because it has meaning for you
27933,I’m honestly wondering how I’m not getting sick of doing it lol,I think because it has meaning for you,"Now that I think about it, it really does :)"
27934,"I'm a grown man, but every now and then I put all of my strength into a Kamehameha blast, just to see if it's still impossible. What do you do that makes you still a kid?","Whenever I watch Sailor Moon, I’ll always copy the transformation movements without fail",Just the fact that you still watch Sailor Moon is enough for this thread!
27935,"Whenever I watch Sailor Moon, I’ll always copy the transformation movements without fail",Just the fact that you still watch Sailor Moon is enough for this thread!,Sailor Moon is a dope show if you just roll with it lol. It's like DBZ.
27936,"I'm a grown man, but every now and then I put all of my strength into a Kamehameha blast, just to see if it's still impossible. What do you do that makes you still a kid?",I buy cool hot wheels and vintage toys from eBay,That's so cool! Do you have a favorite in your collection?
27937,I buy cool hot wheels and vintage toys from eBay,That's so cool! Do you have a favorite in your collection?,"I have a collection of VW bugs hot wheels that I really like. Of course, still in their packages"
27938,What are you doing?,I just fed a tiger! I can report that he's a satisfied kitty &lt;3,WTF LUCKY
27939,I just fed a tiger! I can report that he's a satisfied kitty &lt;3,WTF LUCKY,"There's probably a hungry tiger in your area. Go find him!

They like beef shanks."
27940,WTF LUCKY,"There's probably a hungry tiger in your area. Go find him!

They like beef shanks.",RIP
27941,What are you doing?,Nothing really exciting probably just go somewhere with my friends hbu?,I’ve been chilling in bed binging this new netflix original called Love. It’s pretty good!
27942,Nothing really exciting probably just go somewhere with my friends hbu?,I’ve been chilling in bed binging this new netflix original called Love. It’s pretty good!,Nice I’m guessing it’s a movie about love?
27943,Everyone in my family ordered their own pizza today,"Best pizza ever; banana peppers and feta cheese on a normal slice.

Fuckin *decadence*","Oh yeah, can't go wrong with some feta."
27944,"Best pizza ever; banana peppers and feta cheese on a normal slice.

Fuckin *decadence*","Oh yeah, can't go wrong with some feta.",WITH BANANA PEPPERS THOUGH
27945,Whenever I see Wendy’s commercials for their “fresh never frozen” beef it grosses me out.,Wendy's is one of the few fast food places I actually enjoy eating at ,Taco Bell is definitely my favorite fast food place
27946,Wendy's is one of the few fast food places I actually enjoy eating at ,Taco Bell is definitely my favorite fast food place,Nice. I don't really like taco bell 
27947,Wendy's is one of the few fast food places I actually enjoy eating at ,Taco Bell is definitely my favorite fast food place,They've taken over as mine lately for sure.  I love getting their breakfast when I can.
27948,Wendy's is one of the few fast food places I actually enjoy eating at ,Taco Bell is definitely my favorite fast food place,Taco bell is the best. I eat there way more than I proably should.
27949,Wendy's is one of the few fast food places I actually enjoy eating at ,Taco Bell is definitely my favorite fast food place,r/tacobell
27950,Taco Bell is definitely my favorite fast food place,r/tacobell,I am now subscribed to that subreddit thank you very much 
27951,I think I am addicted to Reddit.,"Ugh, I know. My girlfriend gets mad at me but I'm hooked to that sweet, sweet karma. ",I can definitely tell by your karma points.
27952,"Ugh, I know. My girlfriend gets mad at me but I'm hooked to that sweet, sweet karma. ",I can definitely tell by your karma points.,"I'm hooked, BAYBEEE. "
27953,I think I am addicted to Reddit.,"Same, and if a comment I made has -5 points it makes me feel bad, and I usually delete it","Oof, how did you manage to get negative points? "
27954,"Same, and if a comment I made has -5 points it makes me feel bad, and I usually delete it","Oof, how did you manage to get negative points? ","When people down vote, instead of up vote, you get negative points/karma"
27955,"Oof, how did you manage to get negative points? ","When people down vote, instead of up vote, you get negative points/karma",As in what did you say to trigger their wrath? :p
27956,"When people down vote, instead of up vote, you get negative points/karma",As in what did you say to trigger their wrath? :p,Having an opinion! Lol
27957,I think I am addicted to Reddit.,How much time do you spend daily on  reddit? ,"Usually 1-2 hours, including during my free time. :) "
27958,How much time do you spend daily on  reddit? ,"Usually 1-2 hours, including during my free time. :) ",Oh.  Here I spend 2plus hours on reddit . I am beyond addicted. 
27959,I think I am addicted to Reddit.,How much time do you spend daily on  reddit? ,Happy cake day!
27960,How much time do you spend daily on  reddit? ,Happy cake day!,Thanks...
27961,"Wait, so I can just say ANYTHING on my mind here and start a conversation?",Same,Wow that was fast
27962,Same,Wow that was fast,That’s what she said?
27963,Wow that was fast,That’s what she said?,( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
27964,"Wait, so I can just say ANYTHING on my mind here and start a conversation?",What’s your story?,Story?
27965,What’s your story?,Story?,Your life story
27966,Story?,Your life story,Not sure Id feel comfortable doing that
27967,Your life story,Not sure Id feel comfortable doing that,"I understand that, but maybe just a snippet?"
27968,Story?,Your life story,That escalated quickly. 
27969,"Wait, so I can just say ANYTHING on my mind here and start a conversation?",Well this will teach you social skills!,Woo! 
27970,Well this will teach you social skills!,Woo! ,Precisely! So what do you want to learn about social interactions. Allow us to help you
27971,"Wait, so I can just say ANYTHING on my mind here and start a conversation?",What would you like to talk about?,"Well like I said, I don't have very good social skills. Whats some good rules of thumb?"
27972,What would you like to talk about?,"Well like I said, I don't have very good social skills. Whats some good rules of thumb?",What are your interest?
27973,"I'm a Toys R Us employee, I have to be at work at 7 tomorrow, and I can't even think about sleep right now.",bigger and better things are coming your way my friend,You don’t know that.
27974,bigger and better things are coming your way my friend,You don’t know that.,it's called being hopeful
27975,bigger and better things are coming your way my friend,You don’t know that.,"It’s a minimum wage retail job, it would be hard to do worse."
27976,"I'm a Toys R Us employee, I have to be at work at 7 tomorrow, and I can't even think about sleep right now.",Wait is Toys R Us closing or something?,"Yup, all the US stores are closing"
27977,Wait is Toys R Us closing or something?,"Yup, all the US stores are closing",Oh that's kind of sad
27978,"Get it off your chest, I'm all ears.","Need to study, but I can't find the motivation. Fuck this.", what are do you need to study for?
27979,"Need to study, but I can't find the motivation. Fuck this.", what are do you need to study for?,Audio/producing/mixing stuff.
27980,"Get it off your chest, I'm all ears.","I hate my family
",Why?
27981,"I hate my family
",Why?,They just piss me off 
27982,Why?,They just piss me off , How?
27983,"Get it off your chest, I'm all ears.",I'm not doing well in one of my classes and I'm scared I will fail it :(, How come? What class?
27984,I'm not doing well in one of my classes and I'm scared I will fail it :(, How come? What class?,"Math class. I didn't do well on either midterm, so I'm scared for the final"
27985, How come? What class?,"Math class. I didn't do well on either midterm, so I'm scared for the final",What math class? Is just hard or did you slack?
27986,Well holy Dad moment Batman!,THE LEVEL OF “THATS MY BOY” YOU MUST BE FEELING ,I absolutely had the happy Dad tears!
27987,THE LEVEL OF “THATS MY BOY” YOU MUST BE FEELING ,I absolutely had the happy Dad tears!,No stop! /r/happydadscrying always makes me cry!
27988,I absolutely had the happy Dad tears!,No stop! /r/happydadscrying always makes me cry!,I will show you hallmark commercials in public so we can happy sob then go get a beer.
27989,I absolutely had the happy Dad tears!,No stop! /r/happydadscrying always makes me cry!,"Bummed that's not an actual subreddit. (Well, one that's in use) "
27990,No stop! /r/happydadscrying always makes me cry!,"Bummed that's not an actual subreddit. (Well, one that's in use) ","Oh shoot, it's the wrong one.  /r/happycryingdads "
27991,"Bummed that's not an actual subreddit. (Well, one that's in use) ","Oh shoot, it's the wrong one.  /r/happycryingdads ","Awesome, thanks! "
27992,I absolutely had the happy Dad tears!,No stop! /r/happydadscrying always makes me cry!,Cool to know this is a thing. I could be mayor of that sub.
27993,Well holy Dad moment Batman!,"Awesome,  I'm stoked for you.  I hope there are many more!",Thanks!  It would be awesome if it turned out that he could actually hold down a job!
27994,"Awesome,  I'm stoked for you.  I hope there are many more!",Thanks!  It would be awesome if it turned out that he could actually hold down a job!,Hopefully he'll keep surprising you!
27995,Tea is so good,"I recently bought a bag of 440 tea bags, best day of my life",That's a lot of tea..
27996,"I recently bought a bag of 440 tea bags, best day of my life",That's a lot of tea..,"It is, together my girlfriend and I have probably gone through maybe 80 so far"
27997,That's a lot of tea..,"It is, together my girlfriend and I have probably gone through maybe 80 so far",That's awesome!
27998,"So I'll be getting a dollar raise next week which will bump me up to $14.50 an hour as a temp, which will officially be the most I've ever been making.",What is  the minimum wage in your country?,"Not to assume, but if it's the US, the federal min wage is around $7.25/hour as of 2017."
27999,What is  the minimum wage in your country?,"Not to assume, but if it's the US, the federal min wage is around $7.25/hour as of 2017.",That's atrotious. I don't see a way to reasonably live off a wage like that.
28000,What is  the minimum wage in your country?,"Not to assume, but if it's the US, the federal min wage is around $7.25/hour as of 2017.",Oh jeez  how is that possible?
28001,"'Tis that time agin! Tell me something about yourself that you may view as negative trait, and let me put a positively positive spin on it for you!",Im lost and alone and stuck in a bad situtation i wish i could escape from.,Whats the situation. Lets try and work it out.
28002,Im lost and alone and stuck in a bad situtation i wish i could escape from.,Whats the situation. Lets try and work it out.,Pmd a wall o text if your interested
28003,Give me your favorite line,"""If everything is permitted, no one is safe"" - Haytham Kenway from Assassin's Creed 3 ",That's actually Shay Cormac from Rogue.
28004,"""If everything is permitted, no one is safe"" - Haytham Kenway from Assassin's Creed 3 ",That's actually Shay Cormac from Rogue.,"It’s definitely haytham, although maybe shay said it too. I feel like I’d remember that tho "
28005,Do you ever just feel kind of friendless sometimes?,Always.,Aw man :(
28006,Always.,Aw man :(,boo urns!
28007,What videogames do you guys play?,"- Kerbal Space Program
- Minecraft","Will you freak out if I say I never played Minecraft?

"
28008,"- Kerbal Space Program
- Minecraft","Will you freak out if I say I never played Minecraft?

","Nope.. it’s LEGO’s, just digital to me..."
28009,"Will you freak out if I say I never played Minecraft?

","Nope.. it’s LEGO’s, just digital to me...",Still.
28010,What videogames do you guys play?,GTA 5 doom far cry 4 mortal kombat x and warframe ,"I eventually got bored of GTA 5. Like, what am i supposed to do?"
28011,GTA 5 doom far cry 4 mortal kombat x and warframe ,"I eventually got bored of GTA 5. Like, what am i supposed to do?",I just mess around in director and sometimes I speedrun the game 
28012,"I eventually got bored of GTA 5. Like, what am i supposed to do?",I just mess around in director and sometimes I speedrun the game ,Still.
28013,"I hate seeing great little shops that no one goes into, I get so sad",Could just be a slow time. How long have you seen this shop before you entered?,"Never seen it before. After my thing, I'll go in and update you - I need some noodles :)"
28014,Could just be a slow time. How long have you seen this shop before you entered?,"Never seen it before. After my thing, I'll go in and update you - I need some noodles :)",Pick up some kimchi for me 
28015,"Never seen it before. After my thing, I'll go in and update you - I need some noodles :)",Pick up some kimchi for me ,"If you're in Brisbane, sure"
28016,Pick up some kimchi for me ,"If you're in Brisbane, sure",Thanks mate
28017,"If you're in Brisbane, sure",Thanks mate,"...wait, really? "
28018,Thanks mate,"...wait, really? ",Of course not. Can you see the sun? I can't.
28019,"...wait, really? ",Of course not. Can you see the sun? I can't.,:(
28020,Of course not. Can you see the sun? I can't.,:(,Could’ve been a great story/lil date if they did live there
28021,"...wait, really? ",Of course not. Can you see the sun? I can't.,Ouch
28022,Stephen Hawking just passed away,Sad day for science :(,"I read that as ""sad day for the species""

That works, too."
28023,Sad day for science :(,"I read that as ""sad day for the species""

That works, too.",Exactly
28024,Stephen Hawking just passed away,Its a surprise he even lived this long despice (is that correct??) his illness. ,"It's despite, no worries though :)"
28025,Its a surprise he even lived this long despice (is that correct??) his illness. ,"It's despite, no worries though :)",I was so sleepy. I didnt know haha
28026,"Where have you been, where are you going?",I got my wisdom teeth pulled out,Oooooh. How're you feeling? I had a horrible wisdom tooth experience... No fun.
28027,I got my wisdom teeth pulled out,Oooooh. How're you feeling? I had a horrible wisdom tooth experience... No fun.,Im feeling good and agreed no fun at all 
28028,Oooooh. How're you feeling? I had a horrible wisdom tooth experience... No fun.,Im feeling good and agreed no fun at all ,That's good! I hope you have a much better time than I did.
28029,Am I the only person who thinks that some songs are better to listen to during certain times of the day?,And some songs sound better at different times of the year/during different seasons.,Tell this to my 8 year old daughter. Christmas carols all year round are ok for her.
28030,And some songs sound better at different times of the year/during different seasons.,Tell this to my 8 year old daughter. Christmas carols all year round are ok for her.,Mine's 11 and I still haven't convinced her. It's Muppet Christmas Carol all year. So I feel ya.
28031,What's a fun word to say in your accent?,Caramel,KARR-mel? KAR-UH-mel?
28032,Caramel,KARR-mel? KAR-UH-mel?,I say CARE-UH-mel.
28033,Caramel,KARR-mel? KAR-UH-mel?,The southern way car-mel.
28034,What songs have made you cry? I just cried for the first time hearing a song,Every time I listen to Binary Sunset ,Why?
28035,Every time I listen to Binary Sunset ,Why?,Nostalgia. It always reminds of the first time I saw the scene.
28036,"So apparently my legal name, on my birth certificate, is 'baby girl'. My first name is officially Baby.","This just makes me think of Baby Driver.

*B-A-B-Y, Baby. Whenever the sun don't shiiiiiine...*",I thought of this too! 
28037,"This just makes me think of Baby Driver.

*B-A-B-Y, Baby. Whenever the sun don't shiiiiiine...*",I thought of this too! ,"Haha, right? :)"
28038,"So apparently my legal name, on my birth certificate, is 'baby girl'. My first name is officially Baby.","This just makes me think of Baby Driver.

*B-A-B-Y, Baby. Whenever the sun don't shiiiiiine...*",Literally my favorite movie.
28039,"This just makes me think of Baby Driver.

*B-A-B-Y, Baby. Whenever the sun don't shiiiiiine...*",Literally my favorite movie.,It's amazing! I'm way too obsessed with it...
28040,I like hoodies.,"I'm sorry, I thought it said noodles.","lol, well noodles are good, too!"
28041,"I'm sorry, I thought it said noodles.","lol, well noodles are good, too!",What can I say? It was dinner time.
28042,I like hoodies.,I wear pajamas a lot. Sometimes I like to wear a onesie out. ,I wear house clothes at home. Sweat pants and nightshirts.
28043,I wear pajamas a lot. Sometimes I like to wear a onesie out. ,I wear house clothes at home. Sweat pants and nightshirts.,I try not to wear clothes at home 
28044,Say something positive.,Molecules that lose an electron. ,Who are they donating it to? 
28045,Molecules that lose an electron. ,Who are they donating it to? ,Some molecules want more electrons. They can sometimes donate them. 
28046,Who are they donating it to? ,Some molecules want more electrons. They can sometimes donate them. ,teamwork makes the dreamwork
28047,Some molecules want more electrons. They can sometimes donate them. ,teamwork makes the dreamwork,"Well said, Jeff."
28048,Say something positive.,I'm very thankful for my girlfriend. She's a very incredible lady :) ,Love is nice to find!
28049,I'm very thankful for my girlfriend. She's a very incredible lady :) ,Love is nice to find!,"It most certainly is! A little difficult to maintain sometimes, but worthwhile :) "
28050,Say something positive.,It's almost spring time. (In the US at least),went to a spring training (baseball) game the other day so you know it's real
28051,It's almost spring time. (In the US at least),went to a spring training (baseball) game the other day so you know it's real,Yeaaah buddy.
28052,Say something positive.,"Jammin out with some friends tonight, then playing an open mic!",Jealous! What do you play?
28053,"Jammin out with some friends tonight, then playing an open mic!",Jealous! What do you play?,Guitar!  I do some singing/rapping as well.  Been playing since I was 12.
28054,Jealous! What do you play?,Guitar!  I do some singing/rapping as well.  Been playing since I was 12.,"Very cool, I've been playing guitar for a while but do NOT practice/jam as much as I should. "
28055,Say something positive.,"Jammin out with some friends tonight, then playing an open mic!",Break a leg!
28056,"Jammin out with some friends tonight, then playing an open mic!",Break a leg!,Gonna get that crowd all hyped up tonight!
28057,Break a leg!,Gonna get that crowd all hyped up tonight!,I hyped for them :)
28058,"Just wanted to say, I've been trying to quit smoking cigarettes and today is 2 weeks since I've had one.",I heard that the first 5 days are the hardest so you're doing great so far!  Congrats :) ," Few sleepless nights and cold sweats/shaking.   
Nothing i can't handle, right?"
28059,I heard that the first 5 days are the hardest so you're doing great so far!  Congrats :) ," Few sleepless nights and cold sweats/shaking.   
Nothing i can't handle, right?","So long as you have the right attitude and will, you'll be better off for it :)"
28060,"Just wanted to say, I've been trying to quit smoking cigarettes and today is 2 weeks since I've had one.",I heard that the first 5 days are the hardest so you're doing great so far!  Congrats :) ,It was the first week for me. 
28061,I heard that the first 5 days are the hardest so you're doing great so far!  Congrats :) ,It was the first week for me. ,Congrats on making it past the first week!
28062,It was the first week for me. ,Congrats on making it past the first week!,"Oh I smoke backwoods now. But when I quit cigs, the hard part was the first week"
28063,Congrats on making it past the first week!,"Oh I smoke backwoods now. But when I quit cigs, the hard part was the first week",What are backwoods?
28064,"Oh I smoke backwoods now. But when I quit cigs, the hard part was the first week",What are backwoods?,A slightly higher quality swisher sweet. Blunt wraps  but they have crappy tobacco in them
28065,What are backwoods?,A slightly higher quality swisher sweet. Blunt wraps  but they have crappy tobacco in them,Ah ok! I’ve never heard of them! 
28066,"Every night I tell myself I'm gonna go to bed early, and then next thing I know it's 4am and I'm still up playing guitar or watching Netflix or making French toast. I have no idea why I love this so much.","Y'all are gonna love /r/NightOwls
 
There are dozens of us! Dozens! ",How have I not discovered this before?? My people!
28067,"Y'all are gonna love /r/NightOwls
 
There are dozens of us! Dozens! ",How have I not discovered this before?? My people!,Welcome! I'm glad I could help :) 
28068,"Every night I tell myself I'm gonna go to bed early, and then next thing I know it's 4am and I'm still up playing guitar or watching Netflix or making French toast. I have no idea why I love this so much.","Me too, except without the guitar, Netflix, and definitely french toast. ",How do you spend the night then...
28069,"Me too, except without the guitar, Netflix, and definitely french toast. ",How do you spend the night then...,"Video games, sports, books, TV, music"
28070,How do you spend the night then...,"Video games, sports, books, TV, music","Cool
Any good books you’ve read recently that you’d recommend?"
28071,give me good music,Lol,im not sure wut to say
28072,Lol,im not sure wut to say,With music like this at your age I fear for you.
28073,im not sure wut to say,With music like this at your age I fear for you.,why?
28074,With music like this at your age I fear for you.,why?,I assume it’s all about fucking chicks and getting high.
28075,give me good music,You ever listen to Brockhampton? More than just their hits.,no not really
28076,You ever listen to Brockhampton? More than just their hits.,no not really,You should. They’re my favorite in the rap genre atm.
28077,no not really,You should. They’re my favorite in the rap genre atm.,I plan to listen to all these suggestions tommarow cus i got a lot of homework to do
28078,give me good music,"Give brockhampton's saturation (i, ii and iii) albums a listen","thank you
"
28079,"Give brockhampton's saturation (i, ii and iii) albums a listen","thank you
","And kendrick's good kid, m.A.A.d. city"
28080,"thank you
","And kendrick's good kid, m.A.A.d. city",thank you
28081,What is the worst backhanded compliment you’ve ever received?,"My best friend told me ""I'd totally date you if you were male.""

I am indeed male thank u","Noooo way , that’s harsh"
28082,"My best friend told me ""I'd totally date you if you were male.""

I am indeed male thank u","Noooo way , that’s harsh",To be fair I'm pretty effeminate and she was mostly kidding. Girl is savage tho.
28083,What is the worst backhanded compliment you’ve ever received?,You're kinda attractive for a short guy. I still don't know what that means lmao ,"It's annoying when people compliment you, but then add ""for a _____."" 

"
28084,You're kinda attractive for a short guy. I still don't know what that means lmao ,"It's annoying when people compliment you, but then add ""for a _____."" 

",Exactly. It's not really a compliment anymore after thay
28085,What is the worst backhanded compliment you’ve ever received?,"""you'd be really pretty if you actually tried""

.... I was trying :'(",That’s just plain mean!  What did you say to them??
28086,"""you'd be really pretty if you actually tried""

.... I was trying :'(",That’s just plain mean!  What did you say to them??,Nothing. I wish I had
28087,What is the worst backhanded compliment you’ve ever received?,"""You're almost as pretty as your sister. But you're more intelligent!""

Thanks?",I groaned at this.  They got you both with that comment.  That’s a terrible thing to say 
28088,"""You're almost as pretty as your sister. But you're more intelligent!""

Thanks?",I groaned at this.  They got you both with that comment.  That’s a terrible thing to say ,"Yeah, man. It's never really stopped hurting. "
28089,How did you guys come up with your usernames?,'Twas a very dark time in my life.,I'm guessing things are better now? 
28090,'Twas a very dark time in my life.,I'm guessing things are better now? ,Yep. :)
28091,How did you guys come up with your usernames?,A vine. ,"is that from "" Its yo boy skinny penis "" ?"
28092,A vine. ,"is that from "" Its yo boy skinny penis "" ?",Yeet.
28093,A vine. ,"is that from "" Its yo boy skinny penis "" ?",Yes lol!
28094,How did you guys come up with your usernames?,Husband’s nickname for me. Plus the year I was born...hahaha. ,Oo. I was born in '93 too. That's an interesting nickname hehe
28095,Husband’s nickname for me. Plus the year I was born...hahaha. ,Oo. I was born in '93 too. That's an interesting nickname hehe,I guess he thinks it’s a good fit for me hahaha
28096,How did you guys come up with your usernames?,Husband’s nickname for me. Plus the year I was born...hahaha. ,"I think my partner wouldn't like it if I called her ""Sugartits"" LoL!"
28097,Husband’s nickname for me. Plus the year I was born...hahaha. ,"I think my partner wouldn't like it if I called her ""Sugartits"" LoL!",It’s a stupid nickname but it doesn’t really bother me!
28098,If you could go to one fantasy world which one would it be and why?,"The magicians would be fuckin lit!!!!anything with magic, but especially the magicians!",Oh that would be cool haven’t seen much of the show tho so don’t know much about it
28099,"The magicians would be fuckin lit!!!!anything with magic, but especially the magicians!",Oh that would be cool haven’t seen much of the show tho so don’t know much about it,"I feel like magic can just do anything, it is an amazing show though. I love it "
28100,Oh that would be cool haven’t seen much of the show tho so don’t know much about it,"I feel like magic can just do anything, it is an amazing show though. I love it ",The magic part is very true 
28101,If you could go to one fantasy world which one would it be and why?,Hogwarts always because love!,Lol which house would you be in?
28102,Hogwarts always because love!,Lol which house would you be in?, I hope Gryffindor but it’s all up to what the Sorting Hat thinks of me. 
28103,Lol which house would you be in?, I hope Gryffindor but it’s all up to what the Sorting Hat thinks of me. ,Very true but figure hoping for one wouldn’t hurt
28104,If you could go to one fantasy world which one would it be and why?,Pokemon. I just want a buddy to hug. I wouldn’t battle or anything. ,Awe that’s sweet 
28105,Pokemon. I just want a buddy to hug. I wouldn’t battle or anything. ,Awe that’s sweet ,:3
28106,If you could go to one fantasy world which one would it be and why?,Harry Potter hands down. Witches? Potions class?? Brooms? count me the fuck in,Not to mention hermione 😂 
28107,Harry Potter hands down. Witches? Potions class?? Brooms? count me the fuck in,Not to mention hermione 😂 ,well i'm a chick so 
28108,Not to mention hermione 😂 ,well i'm a chick so ,"Too a gamble and lost lol 
Well the Harry or one of the other guys that do it for you 😂 "
28109,well i'm a chick so ,"Too a gamble and lost lol 
Well the Harry or one of the other guys that do it for you 😂 ",the Weasley twins tho &lt;3
28110,"Too a gamble and lost lol 
Well the Harry or one of the other guys that do it for you 😂 ",the Weasley twins tho &lt;3,Boom there you go lol
28111,how can i make your monday? maybe 5 q's?,"Mediocre art

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

several glasses

lethargic ",mediocre ART
28112,"Mediocre art

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

several glasses

lethargic ",mediocre ART,[removed]
28113,how can i make your monday? maybe 5 q's?,"1. - clockwork indifference
2. - no
3. - 
4. - a few glasses
5. - indifferent",CLOCKWORK? i hardly think life is that clockwork.
28114,"1. - clockwork indifference
2. - no
3. - 
4. - a few glasses
5. - indifferent",CLOCKWORK? i hardly think life is that clockwork.,I envy you.
28115,CLOCKWORK? i hardly think life is that clockwork.,I envy you.,..?
28116,Anyone else feel extremely nervous while posting on Reddit?,I usually get told my posts don't fit in the subreddit that I'm trying to post in...,"Your post to r/askreddit had been removed because it didn't include a question mark
"
28117,I usually get told my posts don't fit in the subreddit that I'm trying to post in...,"Your post to r/askreddit had been removed because it didn't include a question mark
",My god me lol
28118,"Your post to r/askreddit had been removed because it didn't include a question mark
",My god me lol,Your name sounds like a perfect time 
28119,I usually get told my posts don't fit in the subreddit that I'm trying to post in...,"Your post to r/askreddit had been removed because it didn't include a question mark
","""This question has been answered, use the search bar!""

*Search bar doesn't find said answer*"
28120,"Your post to r/askreddit had been removed because it didn't include a question mark
","""This question has been answered, use the search bar!""

*Search bar doesn't find said answer*",-search bar doesn’t find SHIT-
28121,"""This question has been answered, use the search bar!""

*Search bar doesn't find said answer*",-search bar doesn’t find SHIT-,We ain’t found SHIT
28122,-search bar doesn’t find SHIT-,We ain’t found SHIT,Turn in your combs now.
28123,We ain’t found SHIT,Turn in your combs now.,I think we're taking this too literally.
28124,Turn in your combs now.,I think we're taking this too literally.,Nonsense! He said comb the desert! 
28125,"""This question has been answered, use the search bar!""

*Search bar doesn't find said answer*",-search bar doesn’t find SHIT-,Search bar is like the Russian collusion investigation team
28126,"Your post to r/askreddit had been removed because it didn't include a question mark
","""This question has been answered, use the search bar!""

*Search bar doesn't find said answer*",*the post answering is 6 years old.
28127,I usually get told my posts don't fit in the subreddit that I'm trying to post in...,"Your post to r/askreddit had been removed because it didn't include a question mark
",Me
28128,I usually get told my posts don't fit in the subreddit that I'm trying to post in...,"Your post to r/askreddit had been removed because it didn't include a question mark
",Someone needs to get this sorted its a pain in the bollocks 
28129,I usually get told my posts don't fit in the subreddit that I'm trying to post in...,"Your post to r/askreddit had been removed because it didn't include a question mark
",And this is why I never post things on Reddit.
28130,Anyone else feel extremely nervous while posting on Reddit?,I usually get told my posts don't fit in the subreddit that I'm trying to post in...,r/Redditinreddit
28131,I usually get told my posts don't fit in the subreddit that I'm trying to post in...,r/Redditinreddit,"Wow, thanks. Never again."
28132,r/Redditinreddit,"Wow, thanks. Never again.",?
28133,"Wow, thanks. Never again.",?,The problem with it not fitting in... never again.
28134,Anyone else feel extremely nervous while posting on Reddit?,You're doing fine. Don't stress the small stuff.,Okay thanks
28135,You're doing fine. Don't stress the small stuff.,Okay thanks,Nice repost
28136,Anyone else feel extremely nervous while posting on Reddit?,I get more nervous when there’s a comment in my inbox. ,"""Fuck who did I piss off this time?"" -Me every god damn time."
28137,I get more nervous when there’s a comment in my inbox. ,"""Fuck who did I piss off this time?"" -Me every god damn time.",Does it matter?
28138,"""Fuck who did I piss off this time?"" -Me every god damn time.",Does it matter?,This pretty much. 
28139,I'm on a serious dry streak of quality songs. Hit me up with some good shit.,Listen to more Grandson then try Reignwolf,I know all of grandson's songs and lots of reignwolf's stuff. 
28140,Listen to more Grandson then try Reignwolf,I know all of grandson's songs and lots of reignwolf's stuff. ,Then I'd suggest you try some Highly Suspect.
28141,/r/casualconversation party thread?,Ok hi I’ll be the Dj but don’t worry I won’t play boring trap music,dope what are you gonna play homie?
28142,Ok hi I’ll be the Dj but don’t worry I won’t play boring trap music,dope what are you gonna play homie?,Vektroid and shiddiq - fly shit
28143,dope what are you gonna play homie?,Vektroid and shiddiq - fly shit,Bro this shit is lit man
28144,Vektroid and shiddiq - fly shit,Bro this shit is lit man,"after this one ima play 

frankjavcee- gheto house"
28145,Bro this shit is lit man,"after this one ima play 

frankjavcee- gheto house",ASS AND TITTIES
28146,"after this one ima play 

frankjavcee- gheto house",ASS AND TITTIES,"next up we have 

saint pepsi - cherry pepsi"
28147,ASS AND TITTIES,"next up we have 

saint pepsi - cherry pepsi",this song is like the soda equivalent of a smoking hot redheaded milf
28148,"next up we have 

saint pepsi - cherry pepsi",this song is like the soda equivalent of a smoking hot redheaded milf,"hey read the sidebar.

and maybe I shouldn't have exposed this niche stuff to you"
28149,this song is like the soda equivalent of a smoking hot redheaded milf,"hey read the sidebar.

and maybe I shouldn't have exposed this niche stuff to you","was my comment actually rule breaking tho

Nah I like this. It's super weird and awesome "
28150,"hey read the sidebar.

and maybe I shouldn't have exposed this niche stuff to you","was my comment actually rule breaking tho

Nah I like this. It's super weird and awesome ","next up on the party we have this track playing.

一愚蠢的人 - 拆开（部分一
"
28151,this song is like the soda equivalent of a smoking hot redheaded milf,"hey read the sidebar.

and maybe I shouldn't have exposed this niche stuff to you","It's a party, things are bound to get a little out of hand.. and the mods are probably drunk too"
28152,"hey read the sidebar.

and maybe I shouldn't have exposed this niche stuff to you","It's a party, things are bound to get a little out of hand.. and the mods are probably drunk too",ok
28153,"It's a party, things are bound to get a little out of hand.. and the mods are probably drunk too",ok,PS.. report content you think breaks the rules :)
28154,ok,PS.. report content you think breaks the rules :),I’m not that much of a letdown to everyone
28155,PS.. report content you think breaks the rules :),I’m not that much of a letdown to everyone,haha
28156,ok,PS.. report content you think breaks the rules :),Yes
28157,ok,PS.. report content you think breaks the rules :),Reported your comment! :)
28158,PS.. report content you think breaks the rules :),Reported your comment! :),Jokes on you mod comments are automatically approved so it skips the queue :)
28159,Reported your comment! :),Jokes on you mod comments are automatically approved so it skips the queue :),"REPORTED AND BLOCKED 

Nah haha I'm just kitten "
28160,"hey read the sidebar.

and maybe I shouldn't have exposed this niche stuff to you","It's a party, things are bound to get a little out of hand.. and the mods are probably drunk too","wait a second, i'm sorry but I now have to report you to yourself for mentioning drug use!"
28161,/r/casualconversation party thread?,i hoppppeeeee I met some cute boys,hey ;)
28162,i hoppppeeeee I met some cute boys,hey ;),not you
28163,hey ;),not you,"*puts on fake mustache*

heyyy"
28164,not you,"*puts on fake mustache*

heyyy",no i'm a guy get away from me we're never going to fit together
28165,not you,"*puts on fake mustache*

heyyy",ok i'll stick to djing instead nvm
28166,not you,"*puts on fake mustache*

heyyy","next up we have saint pepsi - have faith
"
28167,not you,"*puts on fake mustache*

heyyy",hey are you still there?
28168,not you,"*puts on fake mustache*

heyyy","it's ok your not alone every night I hug my pillow so tightly, craving a relationship"
28169,"*puts on fake mustache*

heyyy","it's ok your not alone every night I hug my pillow so tightly, craving a relationship",oh man that hit close to home!!! :')
28170,"it's ok your not alone every night I hug my pillow so tightly, craving a relationship",oh man that hit close to home!!! :'),Why are you crying
28171,oh man that hit close to home!!! :'),Why are you crying,Crying is my favorite party activity
28172,Why are you crying,Crying is my favorite party activity,Ok
28173,Why are you crying,Crying is my favorite party activity,I’m going cya
28174,/r/casualconversation party thread?,"*kitteon has entered the room*

Hey everyone!! What’s up? :)","Hey, can I call you Kit?"
28175,"*kitteon has entered the room*

Hey everyone!! What’s up? :)","Hey, can I call you Kit?",You may. What shall I call you? :)
28176,"Hey, can I call you Kit?",You may. What shall I call you? :),Adam!
28177,You may. What shall I call you? :),Adam!,Hi Adam :)
28178,Adam!,Hi Adam :),"Hi, kit. Nice to meet ya. How are you?"
28179,Hi Adam :),"Hi, kit. Nice to meet ya. How are you?",I’m okay! Pretty tired :( how’re you doing?
28180,"Hi, kit. Nice to meet ya. How are you?",I’m okay! Pretty tired :( how’re you doing?,Oh no! Can you slide a nap in your schedule? I haven't slept yet
28181,I’m okay! Pretty tired :( how’re you doing?,Oh no! Can you slide a nap in your schedule? I haven't slept yet,Nooo :/ I’m at work for another two hours. I’ll have a sleep then. 
28182,Oh no! Can you slide a nap in your schedule? I haven't slept yet,Nooo :/ I’m at work for another two hours. I’ll have a sleep then. ,Gross. What time zone are you in?
28183,Nooo :/ I’m at work for another two hours. I’ll have a sleep then. ,Gross. What time zone are you in?,"GMT, England. You?"
28184,Gross. What time zone are you in?,"GMT, England. You?",EST
28185,/r/casualconversation party thread?,"*kitteon has entered the room*

Hey everyone!! What’s up? :)","Nothing much, to be honest. Having a nice and relaxing Sunday morning at this party :D"
28186,"*kitteon has entered the room*

Hey everyone!! What’s up? :)","Nothing much, to be honest. Having a nice and relaxing Sunday morning at this party :D",Would you like a drink from the bar? I’m going to get one!
28187,"Nothing much, to be honest. Having a nice and relaxing Sunday morning at this party :D",Would you like a drink from the bar? I’m going to get one!,"Oh hell yeah. Whatever you want, I'll take one as well!"
28188,Would you like a drink from the bar? I’m going to get one!,"Oh hell yeah. Whatever you want, I'll take one as well!",I’ll have a gin and lemonade. What you having?
28189,/r/casualconversation party thread?,u/MisterDrProf I’ll get the jager you get the Red Bull. u/LionGhost make sure we don’t die 🤣🤣🤣,"No way, if there's jagerbombs, you're on your own! PARTYYY"
28190,u/MisterDrProf I’ll get the jager you get the Red Bull. u/LionGhost make sure we don’t die 🤣🤣🤣,"No way, if there's jagerbombs, you're on your own! PARTYYY",So...who’s gonna save us from ourselves now? lol where you at u/Puttysan?
28191,"No way, if there's jagerbombs, you're on your own! PARTYYY",So...who’s gonna save us from ourselves now? lol where you at u/Puttysan?,Good choice! We can always count on putty :D
28192,"No way, if there's jagerbombs, you're on your own! PARTYYY",So...who’s gonna save us from ourselves now? lol where you at u/Puttysan?,I am way too old to be partying that early in the morning with you youngin's.  lol  
28193,So...who’s gonna save us from ourselves now? lol where you at u/Puttysan?,I am way too old to be partying that early in the morning with you youngin's.  lol  ,That's why you're the responsible adult 
28194,I am way too old to be partying that early in the morning with you youngin's.  lol  ,That's why you're the responsible adult ,I love that you call me that as if I didn't just order more Lego.  Ship in a Bottle on it's way!
28195,/r/casualconversation party thread?,u/MisterDrProf I’ll get the jager you get the Red Bull. u/LionGhost make sure we don’t die 🤣🤣🤣,I bet /u/LionGhost would be a great person to party with! :D
28196,u/MisterDrProf I’ll get the jager you get the Red Bull. u/LionGhost make sure we don’t die 🤣🤣🤣,I bet /u/LionGhost would be a great person to party with! :D,Would party with you any time! &lt;3
28197,/r/casualconversation party thread?,Are there cats in the house?  I would like to pet the kitties during the party. ,Plenty of cats and doggos and bearded dragons
28198,Are there cats in the house?  I would like to pet the kitties during the party. ,Plenty of cats and doggos and bearded dragons,oh my god yes this is the best party ever!  I'm going to pet all of them. 
28199,Plenty of cats and doggos and bearded dragons,oh my god yes this is the best party ever!  I'm going to pet all of them. ,"I pet all cattes, doggie, and dragons. I am an introvert except with these adorable babies."
28200,Plenty of cats and doggos and bearded dragons,oh my god yes this is the best party ever!  I'm going to pet all of them. ,Pets are the best part of the party
28201,oh my god yes this is the best party ever!  I'm going to pet all of them. ,Pets are the best part of the party,Absolutely. 
28202,Pets are the best part of the party,Absolutely. ,Are cats your favorite? Do you have any pets?
28203,/r/casualconversation party thread?,Are there cats in the house?  I would like to pet the kitties during the party. ,"If there's puppies and kittens in this party, I'm definitely joining 😍🐶🐱"
28204,Are there cats in the house?  I would like to pet the kitties during the party. ,"If there's puppies and kittens in this party, I'm definitely joining 😍🐶🐱",Come join me petting the cute things!
28205,"If there's puppies and kittens in this party, I'm definitely joining 😍🐶🐱",Come join me petting the cute things!,Can I bring my sister's pup too? Maybe he could make friends with all of the other cute things! 
28206,Come join me petting the cute things!,Can I bring my sister's pup too? Maybe he could make friends with all of the other cute things! ,Of course! I'm hereby inviting all cute things. 
28207,"Tell me something about yourself that you might view as negative trait, and let me put a positive spin on it for you!","I always think about my bad past. Even though I’m fine now, it still sometimes bothers me. ",It made you who you are today! 
28208,"I always think about my bad past. Even though I’m fine now, it still sometimes bothers me. ",It made you who you are today! ,Thank you! :)
28209,"Tell me something about yourself that you might view as negative trait, and let me put a positive spin on it for you!",I'm easily distracted. My attention span is really short,You ADHD bro
28210,I'm easily distracted. My attention span is really short,You ADHD bro,And what's the positive about it may I ask?
28211,You ADHD bro,And what's the positive about it may I ask?,Im not OP XD
28212,"As a guy, I realized that as you reach your late 20s, life can get lonelier if you do not have a girlfriend or pets",Feeling that in my early 20s haha. ,Feeling that at 20.
28213,Feeling that in my early 20s haha. ,Feeling that at 20.,felt this since i graduated highschool.  My cat is my only friend.  He's a G tho.
28214,Ask me anything but you have to answer your own question also.,"Last day on earth: final meal?
",[removed]
28215,"Last day on earth: final meal?
",[removed],[removed]
28216,"What was the funniest, yet most practical gift you ever got?",Mine was a flat plate sandwich toaster. ,Nice. What was the funny part about that? Just curious.
28217,Mine was a flat plate sandwich toaster. ,Nice. What was the funny part about that? Just curious.,It was in Christmas! 
28218,Nice. What was the funny part about that? Just curious.,It was in Christmas! ,"Huh. :) Well hey, if you use it all the time, then awesome!"
28219,"What was the funniest, yet most practical gift you ever got?","I got a bottle of hand sanitizer that says ""maybe you touched your genitals"" ","I have seen those, not sure how to feel about them. Lol"
28220,"I got a bottle of hand sanitizer that says ""maybe you touched your genitals"" ","I have seen those, not sure how to feel about them. Lol",Touch 'em. Go ahead.....
28221,"What was the funniest, yet most practical gift you ever got?",Pickled pig's feet.,Eww
28222,Pickled pig's feet.,Eww,Yes. :(
28223,Eww,Yes. :(,Nice
28224,"Bored redditors, why are you bored?",Because I have no life and come here to pass time by :),Hey friend! What do you enjoy doing?
28225,Because I have no life and come here to pass time by :),Hey friend! What do you enjoy doing?,Being on Reddit all day while listening to music 
28226,Hey friend! What do you enjoy doing?,Being on Reddit all day while listening to music ,Ooh what kind of music do you like?
28227,Being on Reddit all day while listening to music ,Ooh what kind of music do you like?,"A wide range, from alternative to some R&amp;B"
28228,Ooh what kind of music do you like?,"A wide range, from alternative to some R&amp;B",What’s your favorite song atm?
28229,"A wide range, from alternative to some R&amp;B",What’s your favorite song atm?,Valerie - Amy Winehouse
28230,What’s your favorite song atm?,Valerie - Amy Winehouse,"Gave it a listen and couldn’t stop dancing to it, what a fun song :o"
28231,Valerie - Amy Winehouse,"Gave it a listen and couldn’t stop dancing to it, what a fun song :o",It seems like music is a huge part of you life
28232,"Gave it a listen and couldn’t stop dancing to it, what a fun song :o",It seems like music is a huge part of you life,"#exposed 
Haha yeah I hope to work in the music industry one day "
28233,It seems like music is a huge part of you life,"#exposed 
Haha yeah I hope to work in the music industry one day ",That's cool. Do you sing? Play an instrument? DJ?
28234,Tommorow will be my 14th day without soda,The post makes it look like drinking soda everyday is normal. Is it? If so where do you live? ,"Unfortunately in the US, it is pretty normal. This is coming from a former daily soda drinker."
28235,The post makes it look like drinking soda everyday is normal. Is it? If so where do you live? ,"Unfortunately in the US, it is pretty normal. This is coming from a former daily soda drinker.","That's very wierd for me, here we drink it for fun, it seems that you guys drink it like water."
28236,Tommorow will be my 14th day without soda,What's wrong with sugar-free fizzy drinks? ,"Nothing that I’m aware of, but I don’t have any and have just been drinking water"
28237,What's wrong with sugar-free fizzy drinks? ,"Nothing that I’m aware of, but I don’t have any and have just been drinking water",I usually drink Coca-Cola zero almost every day. 
28238,"Don't really know how to title this post, but it's about your favorite music.","Several.  Tool, A Perfect Circle, Metallica, Nine Inch Nails.  ","very nice, always wanted to get into tool. "
28239,"Several.  Tool, A Perfect Circle, Metallica, Nine Inch Nails.  ","very nice, always wanted to get into tool. ",No time like the present!
28240,"Don't really know how to title this post, but it's about your favorite music.",Dream Theater because .. they're very .. dreamy.,and also very theaterly
28241,Dream Theater because .. they're very .. dreamy.,and also very theaterly,Make that noun speak volumes!
28242,Hey guys- I'm back! Let's play Truth or Truth!,Truth,"Hmmm. 

Coffee, Hot chocolate or Tea? "
28243,Truth,"Hmmm. 

Coffee, Hot chocolate or Tea? ",Hot chocolate 
28244,Hey guys- I'm back! Let's play Truth or Truth!,Truth.,Do you have any regrets? 
28245,Truth.,Do you have any regrets? ,Yes. Not being able to save my marriage.
28246,Hey guys- I'm back! Let's play Truth or Truth!,Truth,Your favorite quote? 
28247,Truth,Your favorite quote? ,"“Anyone can cook, expect for you, you stick you restaurants"
28248,Hey guys- I'm back! Let's play Truth or Truth!,R truth,"You suddenly forgot everything you learned about your profession. 

What's your job like now "
28249,R truth,"You suddenly forgot everything you learned about your profession. 

What's your job like now ","Music player (bass) and enjoying every minute of it.  

What about you?"
28250,Hey guys- I'm back! Let's play Truth or Truth!,Truth me up ,"HOW BOUT I TRUTH YOU DOWN

What's your kink? "
28251,Truth me up ,"HOW BOUT I TRUTH YOU DOWN

What's your kink? ","I have a kink for kind, down-to-earth women. ;P Pretty wild, I know."
28252,"HOW BOUT I TRUTH YOU DOWN

What's your kink? ","I have a kink for kind, down-to-earth women. ;P Pretty wild, I know.",Same here but replace women with men and we got a deal
28253,Hey guys- I'm back! Let's play Truth or Truth!,Truth.,"slacker..

What's your talent? "
28254,Truth.,"slacker..

What's your talent? ","Memorizing stuff, reading comprehension, and perfect pitch."
28255,"slacker..

What's your talent? ","Memorizing stuff, reading comprehension, and perfect pitch.",I have pitch relative to A. It's a godsend. 
28256,Hey guys- I'm back! Let's play Truth or Truth!,Ok. I logged in for this. Truth. ,"LOL. YAS BITCH YAS

What's your stance on the flat earth debacle? "
28257,Ok. I logged in for this. Truth. ,"LOL. YAS BITCH YAS

What's your stance on the flat earth debacle? ",They can all fall off the edge of it as far as I'm concerned. 
28258,"LOL. YAS BITCH YAS

What's your stance on the flat earth debacle? ",They can all fall off the edge of it as far as I'm concerned. ,I love you
28259,Hey guys- I'm back! Let's play Truth or Truth!,Hit me with that truth,what's your favorite thing to microwave
28260,Hit me with that truth,what's your favorite thing to microwave,Probably pizza bagels or jalapeno poppers. Do you have a favorite thing to microwave?
28261,What's a song that makes you feel at peace?,Holocene by Bon Iver. It's really beautiful and relaxing.,I love that song! 
28262,Holocene by Bon Iver. It's really beautiful and relaxing.,I love that song! ,You have great taste in music!
28263,I got a job I accidentally interviewed for.,Hey was this the gig at the Chicago Shakespeare theater? If so I’m jealous,"Nah, this is in Wisconsin."
28264,Hey was this the gig at the Chicago Shakespeare theater? If so I’m jealous,"Nah, this is in Wisconsin.",Well if this is your first job in theater welcome to the dark side
28265,"Alright, guys, what color is math?",Math was always blue for me,Blue. Same as physics
28266,Math was always blue for me,Blue. Same as physics,Physics is green or pink IMO
28267,Blue. Same as physics,Physics is green or pink IMO,Confirming the greenness of physics (and natural sciences in general).
28268,Math was always blue for me,Blue. Same as physics,Are you sure it's blue and not just moving towards you really fast??
28269,Blue. Same as physics,Are you sure it's blue and not just moving towards you really fast??,Have an upvote
28270,"Alright, guys, what color is math?","Red. Color of blood. 

Because Math makes you bleed.",That’s dark.
28271,"Red. Color of blood. 

Because Math makes you bleed.",That’s dark.,he meant light red
28272,That’s dark.,he meant light red,Dark pink?
28273,I got lucky tonight,I thought this post was going to be about something else....,Me too.
28274,I thought this post was going to be about something else....,Me too.,I like to do that with my posts.
28275,Me too.,I like to do that with my posts.,You and your clickbait!! /s
28276,I like to do that with my posts.,You and your clickbait!! /s,"Not *really* clickbait but yeah, I tend to do that with my posts :p"
28277,Me too.,I like to do that with my posts.,"Okay, so why does everybody have pineapples though? "
28278,I like to do that with my posts.,"Okay, so why does everybody have pineapples though? ","Psych fan? 

You hear about pluto? "
28279,Me too.,I like to do that with my posts.,Did you get sexy and fuck the noodles?
28280,I like to do that with my posts.,Did you get sexy and fuck the noodles?,"No, but I'd fuck that pineapple. "
28281,Did you get sexy and fuck the noodles?,"No, but I'd fuck that pineapple. ",What about the coconut?
28282,I like to do that with my posts.,Did you get sexy and fuck the noodles?,LPT fuck your noodles for extra flavour.
28283,I got lucky tonight,I thought this post was going to be about something else....,"That's not luck, that's skills.  B-)"
28284,I thought this post was going to be about something else....,"That's not luck, that's skills.  B-)",Depends.....
28285,"That's not luck, that's skills.  B-)",Depends.....,"When *you* do it, it's 'cuz you got lucky.  When *I* do it, it's 'cuz I got skills.  ;)"
28286,I got lucky tonight,I thought this post was going to be about something else....,Clickbait 101
28287,I thought this post was going to be about something else....,Clickbait 101,That bastard!
28288,I got lucky tonight,You were up all night to get lucky 😂,Is that a daft punk lyric
28289,You were up all night to get lucky 😂,Is that a daft punk lyric,Yup 
28290,Is that a daft punk lyric,Yup ,"Haha I always thought he sang some obscure French word like ""I'm apognette to get lucky"""
28291,Yup ,"Haha I always thought he sang some obscure French word like ""I'm apognette to get lucky""",😂😂😂
28292,I got lucky tonight,no ABC nearby? those are lifesavers in my experience.,"The nearest 24/7 one is 8km away :( too long to walk, especially when drunk. "
28293,no ABC nearby? those are lifesavers in my experience.,"The nearest 24/7 one is 8km away :( too long to walk, especially when drunk. ",aww :( that sucks. hope you don't get caught in that situation again!
28294,Breaking out of my Reddit shell!,"Happy morning to you.

The folks at r/tea are very friendly, too, if you like tea.",If I prefer coffee will they still be friendly? :) thank you for the suggestion! 
28295,"Happy morning to you.

The folks at r/tea are very friendly, too, if you like tea.",If I prefer coffee will they still be friendly? :) thank you for the suggestion! ,"Of course, but they may try to convince you to try some puerh. ; )"
28296,My roommate just cut a watermelon,Ayy I'm in Australia too and last night was the first in months I didn't need a fan.,"Ayyy, where you at? :D"
28297,Ayy I'm in Australia too and last night was the first in months I didn't need a fan.,"Ayyy, where you at? :D","SE QLD, you?"
28298,"Ayyy, where you at? :D","SE QLD, you?","Haha me too, close to Briz actually"
28299,"SE QLD, you?","Haha me too, close to Briz actually",Fuckin nice. What do you do? Uni/work?
28300,My roommate just cut a watermelon,Watermelon is my favorite fruit.,All time?
28301,Watermelon is my favorite fruit.,All time?,"Watermelon is number one, followed by pineapple and peaches."
28302,All time?,"Watermelon is number one, followed by pineapple and peaches.",I LOVE PINEAPPLE! But too much makes my mouth hurt haha
28303,My roommate just cut a watermelon,I hate watermelon. My last good day was two years ago.,why?
28304,I hate watermelon. My last good day was two years ago.,why?,I don't like the taste. I don't enjoy the taste of melon in general really.
28305,why?,I don't like the taste. I don't enjoy the taste of melon in general really.,"It's okay, here, have an 🍎 instead.

What was that good day? "
28306,My roommate just cut a watermelon,my roommate cut my dick of.  Note to self- don't be gay,"You have my attention, what the heck happened lmao"
28307,my roommate cut my dick of.  Note to self- don't be gay,"You have my attention, what the heck happened lmao",It's good
28308,My roommate just cut a watermelon,"I'd take eating watermelon as a punishment, to be fair. ","Oh my, why? The taste?"
28309,"I'd take eating watermelon as a punishment, to be fair. ","Oh my, why? The taste?",the flavour is not that bad. The texture on the other hand... ew.
28310,"Oh my, why? The taste?",the flavour is not that bad. The texture on the other hand... ew.,"Hehe, yeah I know what you're talking about, it's weird, but yummy :]"
28311,"What's something that's made you really happy lately, even if it's small?",My morning weight finally broke 200lbs (I’m trying to gain weight),Awesome! Are you weight training? I'm just starting to get into that
28312,My morning weight finally broke 200lbs (I’m trying to gain weight),Awesome! Are you weight training? I'm just starting to get into that,I am! I’m trying to go from onefrailboi ➡️ onenormalsizedboi ➡️ onebigboi
28313,"Bounty: A screenshot of when the subreddit hits the 333,333 subscriber mark.","Well there goes my plans for the afternoon

[sits on the F5 key]","We still have about 1k more to go, might hit it tomorrow :)"
28314,"Well there goes my plans for the afternoon

[sits on the F5 key]","We still have about 1k more to go, might hit it tomorrow :)",WELL THERE GOES MY PLANS FOR THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS
28315,"We still have about 1k more to go, might hit it tomorrow :)",WELL THERE GOES MY PLANS FOR THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS,D:
28316,"Bounty: A screenshot of when the subreddit hits the 333,333 subscriber mark.",Damn you lazy Tiz. Take your own screenshot :),But I'm laaaaaaaazy
28317,Damn you lazy Tiz. Take your own screenshot :),But I'm laaaaaaaazy,We know.
28318,But I'm laaaaaaaazy,We know.,Who is we?
28319,We know.,Who is we?,Royal we.
28320,"Bounty: A screenshot of when the subreddit hits the 333,333 subscriber mark.",Damn you lazy Tiz. Take your own screenshot :),No u
28321,Damn you lazy Tiz. Take your own screenshot :),No u,True
28322,"Bounty: A screenshot of when the subreddit hits the 333,333 subscriber mark.","So many of my favorite CC people on this thread. :o

Woooo...",You!
28323,"So many of my favorite CC people on this thread. :o

Woooo...",You!,Me?
28324,You!,Me?,"you, yes"
28325,Me?,"you, yes",Hmm.... *You.*
28326,Not digging these changes to Reddit,I haven't seen any of these. Maybe because I'm on mobile?,Im using the reddit app 
28327,I haven't seen any of these. Maybe because I'm on mobile?,Im using the reddit app ,"Well there's your problem. Try a 3rd party app, most users like those a lot better."
28328,Im using the reddit app ,"Well there's your problem. Try a 3rd party app, most users like those a lot better.",The only 3rd party app worth shit is alien blue and of course reddit^TM killed it :( 
28329,"Well there's your problem. Try a 3rd party app, most users like those a lot better.",The only 3rd party app worth shit is alien blue and of course reddit^TM killed it :( ,"not true, i use boost and its amazing. ive gone through countless third party apps."
28330,All of my friends have better friends,"Hey OP, it’s me your new close friend!",Hi new close friend 
28331,"Hey OP, it’s me your new close friend!",Hi new close friend ,Can I be a close friend too?
28332,Hi new close friend ,Can I be a close friend too?,Heck yes!
28333,All of my friends have better friends,"Hi, there! May I interest you in a friendship? ", Hell yeah!
28334,"Hi, there! May I interest you in a friendship? ", Hell yeah!,So what are your interests? Favourite bands? Favourite movies? 
28335,Someone reached out to me to see if I was doing ok!,OP R U OK?,YES I AM OK!
28336,OP R U OK?,YES I AM OK!,"I CANT HEAR YOU OP, COULD YOU REPEAT PLEASE?"
28337,YES I AM OK!,"I CANT HEAR YOU OP, COULD YOU REPEAT PLEASE?","THINGS ARE GOING SMOOTH AMIDST THE TURBULENT RECENT EVENTS, WHICH I AM THANKFUL FOR!"
28338,"I CANT HEAR YOU OP, COULD YOU REPEAT PLEASE?","THINGS ARE GOING SMOOTH AMIDST THE TURBULENT RECENT EVENTS, WHICH I AM THANKFUL FOR!","THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR, I HOPE THINGS ONLY CONTINUE TO GET BETTER"
28339,"THINGS ARE GOING SMOOTH AMIDST THE TURBULENT RECENT EVENTS, WHICH I AM THANKFUL FOR!","THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR, I HOPE THINGS ONLY CONTINUE TO GET BETTER",WHY IS EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS THREAD SHOUTING
28340,"THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR, I HOPE THINGS ONLY CONTINUE TO GET BETTER",WHY IS EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS THREAD SHOUTING,/r/totallynotrobots 
28341,WHY IS EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS THREAD SHOUTING,/r/totallynotrobots ,"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, FELLOW HUMAN. I AM ALSO A HUMAN."
28342,Someone reached out to me to see if I was doing ok!,OP R U OK?,"R U OK, OP?"
28343,OP R U OK?,"R U OK, OP?",R U OP? 
28344,OP R U OK?,"R U OK, OP?",YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
28345,What’s the best thing that has happened to you today?,Enjoyed half a pizza for lunch! Leftovers for tomorrows lunch.,"Nice, I just had half a pizza myself!"
28346,Enjoyed half a pizza for lunch! Leftovers for tomorrows lunch.,"Nice, I just had half a pizza myself!",Hawaiian? Pizza Hut?
28347,What video games have you been playing this week?,"*this week*

I only buy like two games a year",You should wait till they come on sale. Or get them during the steam sales.
28348,"*this week*

I only buy like two games a year",You should wait till they come on sale. Or get them during the steam sales.,Sales won't really help. And I don't gave a computer. 
28349,What video games have you been playing this week?,"Wii Sports Resort. It's not the best game in the world, but it's incredibly addictive.",That game is a Wii classic now.
28350,"Wii Sports Resort. It's not the best game in the world, but it's incredibly addictive.",That game is a Wii classic now.,The table tennis is flipping incredible.
28351,What was your favorite thing about the 1980's ?,"For me it was good cartoons, great music and movies.",I have to agree the Saturday morning cartoons were the best back then
28352,"For me it was good cartoons, great music and movies.",I have to agree the Saturday morning cartoons were the best back then,Nothing like waking up at 6 am to watch cartoons! I actually miss don't no that.
28353,What was your favorite thing about the 1980's ?,I was born. That was a plus.,The world wouldn't be the same without you.
28354,I was born. That was a plus.,The world wouldn't be the same without you.,Damn straight.
28355,Olive Garden is not a Fancy Restaurant.,"""No. Lions do not concern themselves with the opinions of sheep.""

Who even talks like this ",People who fence.
28356,"""No. Lions do not concern themselves with the opinions of sheep.""

Who even talks like this ",People who fence.,And members of SCA
28357,People who fence.,And members of SCA,*ESPECIALLY* people in sca
28358,I bought a homeless man breakfast today,"All the gods, all the heavens, all the hells are within us.",Whoa
28359,"All the gods, all the heavens, all the hells are within us.",Whoa,He ain’t wrong. Some hells are just easier to see in people than others.
28360,I don’t have friends I can talk to every day,how old are u?,25 years old. Old enough for a quarter life crisis lol
28361,how old are u?,25 years old. Old enough for a quarter life crisis lol,im 26 :I shitt......
28362,"welp, it wasn't long enough. 5 q's!","1. Yes.

2. Playing video games.

3. PC.

4. Sadly, yes.

5. Meh.",sadly?
28363,"1. Yes.

2. Playing video games.

3. PC.

4. Sadly, yes.

5. Meh.",sadly?,"I don't think it's a good thing to play favorites, at least not with people."
28364,sadly?,"I don't think it's a good thing to play favorites, at least not with people.",ah. but is it inevitable?
28365,"I don't think it's a good thing to play favorites, at least not with people.",ah. but is it inevitable?,"Not necessarily, but it is very easy to fall into that mindset."
28366,ah. but is it inevitable?,"Not necessarily, but it is very easy to fall into that mindset.",mm got it.
28367,So this panda walks into a bar...,"Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. ",I love chicken crossing jokes. They remind me of my grandpa. 
28368,"Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. ",I love chicken crossing jokes. They remind me of my grandpa. ,He crossed to the other side?
28369,I love chicken crossing jokes. They remind me of my grandpa. ,He crossed to the other side?,why tho
28370,He crossed to the other side?,why tho,Maybe because he tried to cross the road but failed halfway through.
28371,I love chicken crossing jokes. They remind me of my grandpa. ,He crossed to the other side?,Lolllll
28372,So this panda walks into a bar...,"Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. ",You mean why did the chicken cross the road*
28373,"Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. ",You mean why did the chicken cross the road*,"No, I mean playground. 

Why would another slide be across a road?"
28374,You mean why did the chicken cross the road*,"No, I mean playground. 

Why would another slide be across a road?","Ohhh lol I read it as “get to the other side”
Cuz that’s the version of the joke I know haha "
28375,"No, I mean playground. 

Why would another slide be across a road?","Ohhh lol I read it as “get to the other side”
Cuz that’s the version of the joke I know haha ","That’s why it’s funny, it’s close to the original but with a surprise twist. "
28376,So this panda walks into a bar...,"Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. ","""why did the chicken cross the road?""
""BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!"" 
"
28377,"Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. ","""why did the chicken cross the road?""
""BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!"" 
",who Ramsey chill... like the chicken
28378,So this panda walks into a bar...,I didn’t get that joke :/,Pandas eat shoots and leaves. Like bamboo shoots and leaves?
28379,I didn’t get that joke :/,Pandas eat shoots and leaves. Like bamboo shoots and leaves?,Oh ok 
28380,So this panda walks into a bar...,"I've got two:
A man walks into a bar. Ouch

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?","A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic. "
28381,"I've got two:
A man walks into a bar. Ouch

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?","A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic. ",r/antijokes
28382,What is your 'song of the day' today?,"Glow like Dat, Rich Brian",Amen to that :)
28383,"Glow like Dat, Rich Brian",Amen to that :),I see what you did there ;)
28384,What is your 'song of the day' today?,Nothing To Find by The War On Drugs,Is it a good band?
28385,Nothing To Find by The War On Drugs,Is it a good band?,Hands down my favourite band. Check out Pain and An Ocean In Between The Waves as well!
28386,Did you give your car a name?,"2016 Ford focus, she's white and her name is Lucille.",Love it! My sister's Journey is Lucy
28387,"2016 Ford focus, she's white and her name is Lucille.",Love it! My sister's Journey is Lucy,Thank you I thought it was very fitting :)
28388,Did you give your car a name?,"Yes, I call her BMW 116i. Named after her mother, BMW 316i Compact",Very german of you.
28389,"Yes, I call her BMW 116i. Named after her mother, BMW 316i Compact",Very german of you.,"Yes, u/SovietMcStalin reminds me of the fatherland, not another certain european country"
28390,"What was you scariest irrational fear as a child, that as an adult is now funny.",I was terrified of someone vomiting on me LOL,OP asked for **irrational** fears. *Shudder*
28391,I was terrified of someone vomiting on me LOL,OP asked for **irrational** fears. *Shudder*,No need to be rude wtf
28392,did something awesome but no one's there to see it,Cool! I know how you feel. I have no friends too :(,At least you got nice boobs
28393,Cool! I know how you feel. I have no friends too :(,At least you got nice boobs,How do you know about my boobs? LOL
28394,did something awesome but no one's there to see it,Make sure to give /r/pointlessstories some love,"hey, sounds like a sub for me haha "
28395,Make sure to give /r/pointlessstories some love,"hey, sounds like a sub for me haha ","Yup, I love it!"
28396,Dogs are seriously amazing!,I need name age and breed of dog stat!,He's a 11yo goldenboye :) 
28397,I need name age and breed of dog stat!,He's a 11yo goldenboye :) ,APPROVE
28398,I need name age and breed of dog stat!,He's a 11yo goldenboye :) ,Are you 5?
28399,He's a 11yo goldenboye :) ,Are you 5?,No. OP is using the common terminology of many animal-related subs like r/aww. 
28400,He's a 11yo goldenboye :) ,Are you 5?,Are you heartless? 
28401,He's a 11yo goldenboye :) ,Are you 5?,"No, he's just having a bit of fun. Crazy huh? "
28402,I need name age and breed of dog stat!,He's a 11yo goldenboye :) ,"G O L D E N B O Y E

May you have many more happy birthdays with him to come :)"
28403,I need name age and breed of dog stat!,He's a 11yo goldenboye :) ,His name his name! Whats his name!
28404,Dogs are seriously amazing!,"I love my dog

If I had to choose between my dog and my sister I would choose my dog",Who wouldnt
28405,"I love my dog

If I had to choose between my dog and my sister I would choose my dog",Who wouldnt,"Well, we haven't seen the sister."
28406,Who wouldnt,"Well, we haven't seen the sister.",His sister is his dog
28407,"Well, we haven't seen the sister.",His sister is his dog,Wouldn't that make him a son of a bitch? 
28408,"I love my dog

If I had to choose between my dog and my sister I would choose my dog",Who wouldnt,Normal human beings
28409,Who wouldnt,Normal human beings,No u
28410,Dogs are seriously amazing!,"I love my dog

If I had to choose between my dog and my sister I would choose my dog","So, can I have the sister?"
28411,"I love my dog

If I had to choose between my dog and my sister I would choose my dog","So, can I have the sister?","Yeah, I can pay for the shipping.

Returns are not accepted"
28412,Dogs are seriously amazing!,"Pat him for me, will ya?
",Always!
28413,"Pat him for me, will ya?
",Always!,He’s awesome. Hope you had a great birthday. Very few people asked you about your day I guess. 
28414,I remember when I first tasted coffee... I thought it was disgusting!,Are you talking about black coffee? ,"Yeah! Well, just the taste of coffee in general "
28415,Are you talking about black coffee? ,"Yeah! Well, just the taste of coffee in general ","Have you just gotten used to the taste, or do you add creamer/splenda now?"
28416,I am watching Cowboy Bebop for the first time.,"I think I saw some of that. It was inventive.


Vash the stampede is also good.",I like it. The world building is pretty good. 
28417,"I think I saw some of that. It was inventive.


Vash the stampede is also good.",I like it. The world building is pretty good. ,"You know. It truly is. I'm glad you reminded me of that.



Thanks."
28418,I am watching Cowboy Bebop for the first time.,"I think I saw some of that. It was inventive.


Vash the stampede is also good.",You mean Trigun?
28419,"I think I saw some of that. It was inventive.


Vash the stampede is also good.",You mean Trigun?,Yeah.
28420,I am watching Cowboy Bebop for the first time.,"I think I saw some of that. It was inventive.


Vash the stampede is also good.",The 100000000 dollar man.
28421,"I think I saw some of that. It was inventive.


Vash the stampede is also good.",The 100000000 dollar man.,"Figure that high?

"
28422,The 100000000 dollar man.,"Figure that high?

","10 billion double dollars, boy. "
28423,"Figure that high?

","10 billion double dollars, boy. ",:D
28424,"I'm at the gym, slightly drunk, slightly fucked off. How's shit, Reddit?",Shit is tight.,Nice to hear buddy! What's gone well this week?
28425,Shit is tight.,Nice to hear buddy! What's gone well this week?,"Nothing went well. But I still talk a good game.


"
28426,"I'm at the gym, slightly drunk, slightly fucked off. How's shit, Reddit?",SAT next week-fuck. I'm feeling the stress too. ,You'll ace it:) head to the books
28427,SAT next week-fuck. I'm feeling the stress too. ,You'll ace it:) head to the books,thanks!
28428,"I'm at the gym, slightly drunk, slightly fucked off. How's shit, Reddit?","Why are you feeling fucked off?
Shit's boring, like always.",Bit of a crap night is all. Any hobbies?
28429,"Why are you feeling fucked off?
Shit's boring, like always.",Bit of a crap night is all. Any hobbies?,"I love reading about the paranormal, astrology and philosophy."
28430,Just wanted to post this because my gecko and I look like we're going to go on a super awesome adventure together :),Leopard Geckos are awesome. What's their name?,Bubbles :)
28431,Leopard Geckos are awesome. What's their name?,Bubbles :),That's a cute name.
28432,Bubbles :),That's a cute name.,Thank you! 
28433,That's a cute name.,Thank you! ,Is he?/she? hard to care for?
28434,Thank you! ,Is he?/she? hard to care for?,"She. And no, she's a breeze :) Very lovely pet!"
28435,Just wanted to post this because my gecko and I look like we're going to go on a super awesome adventure together :),This is by far the cutest picture I've seen all week. And I subscribe to r/aww. :),"Thank you so much, that is super uber sweet of you :)"
28436,This is by far the cutest picture I've seen all week. And I subscribe to r/aww. :),"Thank you so much, that is super uber sweet of you :)",:) I hope you two are having a nice day! :)
28437,"Thank you so much, that is super uber sweet of you :)",:) I hope you two are having a nice day! :),You too!
28438,Just wanted to post this because my gecko and I look like we're going to go on a super awesome adventure together :),Is your gecko' s name Jaguar? He looks like one hehe. ,Her name is Bubbles :)
28439,Is your gecko' s name Jaguar? He looks like one hehe. ,Her name is Bubbles :),Cute :3
28440,Her name is Bubbles :),Cute :3,Thank you :)
28441,Cute :3,Thank you :),You're welcome :D
28442,Favorite Videogame Genre?,Single player RPGs.,Undertale?
28443,Single player RPGs.,Undertale?,"Haven't played that one, my favourite is Skyrim and I also really like the Final Fantasy games."
28444,Undertale?,"Haven't played that one, my favourite is Skyrim and I also really like the Final Fantasy games.",What's skyrim even about?
28445,Favorite Videogame Genre?,It's action and sports for me,NBA 2k or Madden?
28446,It's action and sports for me,NBA 2k or Madden?,NBA 2K mostly &amp; some FIFA.
28447,NBA 2k or Madden?,NBA 2K mostly &amp; some FIFA.,Yeah... I love 2k18's neighborhood a lot!
28448,Favorite Videogame Genre?,FPS ,What games?
28449,FPS ,What games?,"I like watching videos on Squad

I played BF4 on Xbox Live and would like to play it on PC 

"
28450,What games?,"I like watching videos on Squad

I played BF4 on Xbox Live and would like to play it on PC 

",Play PC?
28451,"I like watching videos on Squad

I played BF4 on Xbox Live and would like to play it on PC 

",Play PC?,I'm going to build a PC so I can
28452,Play PC?,I'm going to build a PC so I can,Nice what graphics card?
28453,I'm going to build a PC so I can,Nice what graphics card?,GTX 1060 6GB SSC 
28454,Nice what graphics card?,GTX 1060 6GB SSC ,That's what I have and it's doing me pretty well. How many gigs of RAM you getting?
28455,GTX 1060 6GB SSC ,That's what I have and it's doing me pretty well. How many gigs of RAM you getting?,8GB or RAM 
28456,Favorite Videogame Genre?,Strategy games. I also like the sub genre of 4x games and grand strategy games.,Like what?
28457,Strategy games. I also like the sub genre of 4x games and grand strategy games.,Like what?,"Command and Conquer, Sins of a Solar Empire, Stellaris, Civilizations."
28458,Favorite Videogame Genre?,"Story games.  Like night in the woods, or oxenfree.",Oooh
28459,"Story games.  Like night in the woods, or oxenfree.",Oooh,"My favorite is paper Mario for wii, but that's a pretty unpopular opinion. "
28460,Oooh,"My favorite is paper Mario for wii, but that's a pretty unpopular opinion. ",You have the Switch?
28461,"My favorite is paper Mario for wii, but that's a pretty unpopular opinion. ",You have the Switch?,Nah.  Just a pc.
28462,You have the Switch?,Nah.  Just a pc.,What games do you play on  it?
28463,Nah.  Just a pc.,What games do you play on  it?, The binding of Isaac mostly. Towerfall is great too.
28464,What games do you play on  it?, The binding of Isaac mostly. Towerfall is great too.,How much are they?
28465, The binding of Isaac mostly. Towerfall is great too.,How much are they?,Like 15 bucks each but Isaac has some dlc.
28466,What are some good books to read for people with short attention spans ??,The Blinkist app is great for nonfiction.,Is it free ??
28467,The Blinkist app is great for nonfiction.,Is it free ??,"You’ve got to pay a membership, there’s a free trial though."
28468,Is it free ??,"You’ve got to pay a membership, there’s a free trial though.",Alright I guess I'll give it a try
28469,What is the story behind your username?,"I used to comment as guest. When that was no longer allowed, I was forced to create a username.",Hey that works! I actually really like the name. 
28470,"I used to comment as guest. When that was no longer allowed, I was forced to create a username.",Hey that works! I actually really like the name. ,Thanks!
28471,What is the story behind your username?,IT IS MY NAME. ,Hey it works! lol Are there a lot of fake Mr Torgues?
28472,IT IS MY NAME. ,Hey it works! lol Are there a lot of fake Mr Torgues?,DOESN'T MATTER EVERYONE KNOWS THE GENUINE ARTICLE HOOOO YEAH!!!!!
28473,"My boyfriend thought ""season to taste"" meant season until you can taste it and I couldn't love him more.","Haha, I read it as ""couldn't love him ANYmore."" I wanted to learn about a salty break-up.","&gt;a **salty** break-up

Very funny. Excuse me while I beet myself to death."
28474,"Haha, I read it as ""couldn't love him ANYmore."" I wanted to learn about a salty break-up.","&gt;a **salty** break-up

Very funny. Excuse me while I beet myself to death.",i guess he didn't fit her *taste*
28475,"My boyfriend thought ""season to taste"" meant season until you can taste it and I couldn't love him more.",This is the sweetest Reddit section... Everything from OP to the comments is so sweet..,"It's a little too sweet, I'm considering tainting it with my depressive nature lol"
28476,This is the sweetest Reddit section... Everything from OP to the comments is so sweet..,"It's a little too sweet, I'm considering tainting it with my depressive nature lol",If it's too sweet you can season it to taste. 
28477,"It's a little too sweet, I'm considering tainting it with my depressive nature lol",If it's too sweet you can season it to taste. ,Sweet and sour.
28478,"My boyfriend thought ""season to taste"" meant season until you can taste it and I couldn't love him more.","My sister recently said sweet and sour instead of bittersweet, that one was pretty good","Can't you say that though? Like ""sweet and sour sauce""?"
28479,"My sister recently said sweet and sour instead of bittersweet, that one was pretty good","Can't you say that though? Like ""sweet and sour sauce""?",Yeah but it was in an expression where she meant bittersweet 
28480,"Can't you say that though? Like ""sweet and sour sauce""?",Yeah but it was in an expression where she meant bittersweet ,oh okay
28481,"My boyfriend thought ""season to taste"" meant season until you can taste it and I couldn't love him more.","I used to say ""it's a doggie dog world"". I found out it was actually ""dog eat dog world""",Gloria?
28482,"I used to say ""it's a doggie dog world"". I found out it was actually ""dog eat dog world""",Gloria?,There's other people who said that too? I guess doggie dog world is right all along!
28483,"My boyfriend thought ""season to taste"" meant season until you can taste it and I couldn't love him more.",My fiance says nipple clipple instead of nipple cripple...,I've never even heard of a nipple cripple. 
28484,My fiance says nipple clipple instead of nipple cripple...,I've never even heard of a nipple cripple. ,A titty twister.
28485,I've never even heard of a nipple cripple. ,A titty twister.,Purple nurple?
28486,How old is everyone?,Im 15 nale and live in ireland,"Snail?
"
28487,Im 15 nale and live in ireland,"Snail?
","nale, its a custom gender"
28488,"Snail?
","nale, its a custom gender","So you are saying snails aren't important
"
28489,"nale, its a custom gender","So you are saying snails aren't important
","no no, they are but i am not a snail"
28490,"So you are saying snails aren't important
","no no, they are but i am not a snail","😉
"
28491,How old is everyone?,"26, M, have no kids unfortunately, and am from England.",What part of England?
28492,"26, M, have no kids unfortunately, and am from England.",What part of England?,Manchester. :) It's not great.
28493,How old is everyone?,"
20/M/India",Well that's a 100% Indian user name if I've ever seen one. :-)
28494,"
20/M/India",Well that's a 100% Indian user name if I've ever seen one. :-),Thats mildly racist I think...
28495,How old is everyone?,47,And here I thought everyone on reddit was half my age!
28496,47,And here I thought everyone on reddit was half my age!,We are few and far between lol
28497,And here I thought everyone on reddit was half my age!,We are few and far between lol,"Hello from Vancouver! heading out in an hour, for a funeral."
28498,47,And here I thought everyone on reddit was half my age!,And I am 59
28499,How old is everyone?,"22/M/UK, no kids, not now, not ever. ","hey high five. I am 22/M/US, no kids, not now, (but maybe later)"
28500,"22/M/UK, no kids, not now, not ever. ","hey high five. I am 22/M/US, no kids, not now, (but maybe later)",Rather you than me with kids. Which part of the US?
28501,"hey high five. I am 22/M/US, no kids, not now, (but maybe later)",Rather you than me with kids. Which part of the US?,Eastern. Central PA. Close to a bunch of big cities but a quiet quaint corner in itself
28502,How old is everyone?,25/F/A European country. No kids or pets.,Which country?
28503,25/F/A European country. No kids or pets.,Which country?,"B&amp;H, what about you? "
28504,Which country?,"B&amp;H, what about you? ","I've never heard of B&amp;H, what does it stand for? I'm from the Netherlands :)"
28505,"B&amp;H, what about you? ","I've never heard of B&amp;H, what does it stand for? I'm from the Netherlands :)",Bosnia and Herzegovina. Nice to meet you The Ginger Cow :)
28506,"I've never heard of B&amp;H, what does it stand for? I'm from the Netherlands :)",Bosnia and Herzegovina. Nice to meet you The Ginger Cow :),"Oh right, I should've figured, it didn't pop in my head though xD"
28507,How old is everyone?,16/F and obviously no kids. I’m a sophomore in high school too.,16/M. I'm a Junior. 
28508,16/F and obviously no kids. I’m a sophomore in high school too.,16/M. I'm a Junior. ,Im 16 but in my last year of school
28509,16/F and obviously no kids. I’m a sophomore in high school too.,16/M. I'm a Junior. ,Same.
28510,How old is everyone?,I’m 15 turning 16 in 4 days I’m male and I’m from vermont,Happy early birthday
28511,I’m 15 turning 16 in 4 days I’m male and I’m from vermont,Happy early birthday,Thank you kind sir/ma’am
28512,I just slept for 27 hours omg!,You didn’t wake up once? Not even to pee? Wow I didnt know that was possible either ,Nope. But when I woke up I needed to pee really bad lol. 
28513,You didn’t wake up once? Not even to pee? Wow I didnt know that was possible either ,Nope. But when I woke up I needed to pee really bad lol. ,You young people and your super-bladder-control.  I miss those days!
28514,Nope. But when I woke up I needed to pee really bad lol. ,You young people and your super-bladder-control.  I miss those days!,How old ARE you?
28515,You young people and your super-bladder-control.  I miss those days!,How old ARE you?,He's 26
28516,You young people and your super-bladder-control.  I miss those days!,How old ARE you?,"40s here and yeah, it's miserable.  I used to love long sleeps."
28517,Nope. But when I woke up I needed to pee really bad lol. ,You young people and your super-bladder-control.  I miss those days!,"You know the rules of growing old:
1 - Never waste a hard on
2 - Never, ever, trust a fart!"
28518,You young people and your super-bladder-control.  I miss those days!,"You know the rules of growing old:
1 - Never waste a hard on
2 - Never, ever, trust a fart!",It’s funny how it went from some guy sleeping for 27 hours to people peeing in jugs XD
28519,You didn’t wake up once? Not even to pee? Wow I didnt know that was possible either ,Nope. But when I woke up I needed to pee really bad lol. ,You must have really big balls to store all that pee
28520,I just slept for 27 hours omg!,What kind of trip was it? That's an exceptional amount of sleep dude!,It was a trip to my sisters wedding which was in another country. 
28521,What kind of trip was it? That's an exceptional amount of sleep dude!,It was a trip to my sisters wedding which was in another country. ,"Ah, the power of jetlag "
28522,I just slept for 27 hours omg!,Im a busy college student and this makes me jealous. Whats your secret?,I don’t really have a secret :p I’m just generally a really sleepy person lol
28523,Im a busy college student and this makes me jealous. Whats your secret?,I don’t really have a secret :p I’m just generally a really sleepy person lol,"Lucky, i have terrible sleep, i once stayed up for 2 days straight, still going to class, god"
28524,I don’t really have a secret :p I’m just generally a really sleepy person lol,"Lucky, i have terrible sleep, i once stayed up for 2 days straight, still going to class, god",good luck with all your courses my dude. may you ace them end up with a stellar gpa ;)
28525,I just slept for 27 hours omg!,"Holy crap, you must have been dehydrated when you woke up!",Imagine the hunger pains haha.
28526,"Holy crap, you must have been dehydrated when you woke up!",Imagine the hunger pains haha.,Right? I’m always super hungry if I’ve had a regular 8 hours sleep lol
28527,"What instruments do you play? If you use to, why did you quit?",I used to play guitar but i stopped caused i lost it..whoops,Go to a pawn shop and get back into it!
28528,I used to play guitar but i stopped caused i lost it..whoops,Go to a pawn shop and get back into it!,It was 6th grade plus im putting my creative energy into a whole other direction
28529,Go to a pawn shop and get back into it!,It was 6th grade plus im putting my creative energy into a whole other direction,Yeah? Tell me about it!
28530,"In a quest to explore new music, I'm going to listen to a new album everyday for a year. Post your favorite album of all time and I'll add it to my list!",Raincoats: The Raincoats (1979),"I can't believe there's a band called the Raincoats. Very obscure, I'll give it a try."
28531,Raincoats: The Raincoats (1979),"I can't believe there's a band called the Raincoats. Very obscure, I'll give it a try.","They were one of Kurt Cobain's favorite bands, for whatever that's worth."
28532,"In a quest to explore new music, I'm going to listen to a new album everyday for a year. Post your favorite album of all time and I'll add it to my list!",Swans- To be Kind. it's a long one but you won't regret it,"Length doesn't matter at all! I have a long commute.

Thank you for your response."
28533,Swans- To be Kind. it's a long one but you won't regret it,"Length doesn't matter at all! I have a long commute.

Thank you for your response.",the opening track is one of my favourite songs ever. enjoy
28534,"In a quest to explore new music, I'm going to listen to a new album everyday for a year. Post your favorite album of all time and I'll add it to my list!",The Cars,Could you suggest a specific album?
28535,The Cars,Could you suggest a specific album?,That's the name of their debut album.
28536,"In a quest to explore new music, I'm going to listen to a new album everyday for a year. Post your favorite album of all time and I'll add it to my list!",Pantera - vulgar display of power!,"Ah, I remember first seeing Pantera in an episode of Beavis and Butthead. Takes me back. "
28537,Pantera - vulgar display of power!,"Ah, I remember first seeing Pantera in an episode of Beavis and Butthead. Takes me back. ","Definitely hit Cowboys if you are going to hit one, Cowboys &gt;&gt; Vulgar"
28538,"In a quest to explore new music, I'm going to listen to a new album everyday for a year. Post your favorite album of all time and I'll add it to my list!",01011001 by Ayreon,Ayreon is awesome and enchanting!
28539,01011001 by Ayreon,Ayreon is awesome and enchanting!,The stories are so strange and cool
28540,How is the weather where you live?,Warmest February on record here in central Florida.,Is that a good thing for you?
28541,Warmest February on record here in central Florida.,Is that a good thing for you?,Not really.
28542,Does anyone else feel happiness doesn't hit you as hard as sadness?,Yes happiness is fleeting. Comes and goes easily where as sadness sits and stirs around longer. ,Happy cake day!
28543,Yes happiness is fleeting. Comes and goes easily where as sadness sits and stirs around longer. ,Happy cake day!,Thank you!
28544,Happy cake day!,Thank you!,No problem
28545,Does anyone else feel happiness doesn't hit you as hard as sadness?,"Must be the odd one out. The smallest, most simple things make me happy. ","Holy shit, I would give anything for that right now! In a really dark place atm :/"
28546,"Must be the odd one out. The smallest, most simple things make me happy. ","Holy shit, I would give anything for that right now! In a really dark place atm :/",Why are you feeling bad?
28547,Isn't it amazing how Reddit unites so many different people?,"I'm a graphic designer. My life is pretty great, I work from home most of the time and I love it",Sweet :) Are you self employed? 
28548,"I'm a graphic designer. My life is pretty great, I work from home most of the time and I love it",Sweet :) Are you self employed? ,"Nope, I work for a library"
28549,Sweet :) Are you self employed? ,"Nope, I work for a library",What kind of work do you do for the library? Posters and stuff? Sounds like a pretty chill job 
28550,Isn't it amazing how Reddit unites so many different people?,I'm studying electronic and computer engineering in college  (first year),"I started in Electrical engineering, and moved to computer science. Stick with it!
"
28551,I'm studying electronic and computer engineering in college  (first year),"I started in Electrical engineering, and moved to computer science. Stick with it!
","My degree also has computer science, if i choose that branch in the 4th year"
28552,Isn't it amazing how Reddit unites so many different people?,I’m just a dude in Alaska freelancing :),"Sounds chill. I’ve always wanted to visit Alaska, and freelancing seems so unburdened."
28553,I’m just a dude in Alaska freelancing :),"Sounds chill. I’ve always wanted to visit Alaska, and freelancing seems so unburdened.",It’s beautiful up here. Definitely visit in the summer unless you like the cold
28554,Isn't it amazing how Reddit unites so many different people?,"I'm still in high school, and I enjoy music and videogames.",Awesome! what's your favorite game?
28555,"I'm still in high school, and I enjoy music and videogames.",Awesome! what's your favorite game?,The Witcher 3.
28556,Isn't it amazing how Reddit unites so many different people?,"I'm still in high school, and I enjoy music and videogames.",And what kind of music do you like?
28557,"I'm still in high school, and I enjoy music and videogames.",And what kind of music do you like?,"From metal to classical to dubstep, but I generally don't like pop, house, trap and R&amp;B."
28558,"I'm still in high school, and I enjoy music and videogames.",And what kind of music do you like?,See the comment below.
28559,Isn't it amazing how Reddit unites so many different people?,"I'm a graduate student, but I work part time as an EMT on the side.",Whatcha graduate-studying?
28560,"I'm a graduate student, but I work part time as an EMT on the side.",Whatcha graduate-studying?,Nutrition and food science
28561,Whatcha graduate-studying?,Nutrition and food science,So many chronic diseases could be cured with proper nutrition.  Good field!
28562,Would anyone be interested in casual AMA with my 66 year old grandfather?,yes yes yes,daddy like
28563,yes yes yes,daddy like,World famous letsplayer Matt Watson? From SuperMega?
28564,yes yes yes,daddy like,Lol 
28565,yes yes yes,daddy like,AaaaaAAAAhhAAAaaAAhh~
28566,Would anyone be interested in casual AMA with my 66 year old grandfather?,yes yes yes,Let’s go Islanders!!!!!
28567,yes yes yes,Let’s go Islanders!!!!!,Bum bum bubu bum
28568,yes yes yes,Let’s go Islanders!!!!!,Why the fuck does my comment have 300 upvotes lol I’m just asking for the AMA 
28569,Would anyone be interested in casual AMA with my 66 year old grandfather?,Let’s do it! When? Now? ,He'll be back in around one hour! We will start then.
28570,Let’s do it! When? Now? ,He'll be back in around one hour! We will start then.,20 minutes to go. Come on Grandpa get back!
28571,He'll be back in around one hour! We will start then.,20 minutes to go. Come on Grandpa get back!,We are here ask away!
28572,20 minutes to go. Come on Grandpa get back!,We are here ask away!,What’s his favorite memory? 
28573,20 minutes to go. Come on Grandpa get back!,We are here ask away!,What’s his favorite place in the United States?
28574,20 minutes to go. Come on Grandpa get back!,We are here ask away!,Where did he meet his wife?
28575,Let’s do it! When? Now? ,He'll be back in around one hour! We will start then.,I always miss the good stuff. 
28576,Would anyone be interested in casual AMA with my 66 year old grandfather?,It's okay for patients and visitors to drink wine in a hospital?,Never mind. I read your post again. I misunderstood...my bad.
28577,It's okay for patients and visitors to drink wine in a hospital?,Never mind. I read your post again. I misunderstood...my bad.,"It’s okay, I didn’t realize I misread it too until I saw your comment. "
28578,Would anyone be interested in casual AMA with my 66 year old grandfather?,How old is he?,"OP here.

My grandpa is 66 and I am 21."
28579,How old is he?,"OP here.

My grandpa is 66 and I am 21.",Does he have any grandkids?
28580,"OP here.

My grandpa is 66 and I am 21.",Does he have any grandkids?,"OP:

he has three, me and my two brothers."
28581,Would anyone be interested in casual AMA with my 66 year old grandfather?,He's in the last quarter of his life. Why not try ecstasy and crack? ,"I did try weed with my grandson for the first time few months ago.

"
28582,He's in the last quarter of his life. Why not try ecstasy and crack? ,"I did try weed with my grandson for the first time few months ago.

",Any thoughts on your experience with trying weed for the first time? 
28583,Would anyone be interested in casual AMA with my 66 year old grandfather?,Does he has any regrets so far?,Biggest regret is me smoking since I was 20.
28584,Does he has any regrets so far?,Biggest regret is me smoking since I was 20.,"Out of everything, smoking is your biggest regret...

Ok, I really need to quit smoking"
28585,What are you doing today?,It’s a jazz thing. No need to congratulate on the job. It’s part time work at a pizza place :P,"Hey, a job is a job, even if it's not a terribly great one."
28586,It’s a jazz thing. No need to congratulate on the job. It’s part time work at a pizza place :P,"Hey, a job is a job, even if it's not a terribly great one.","Yeah, I’m young and I need the money."
28587,"Hey, a job is a job, even if it's not a terribly great one.","Yeah, I’m young and I need the money.",Is it your first job?
28588,How are you today?,Long but productive day! What's your new job?,Marketing specialist for a local fashion company here in the Philippines. What do you do? :)
28589,Long but productive day! What's your new job?,Marketing specialist for a local fashion company here in the Philippines. What do you do? :),I'm in education.  The Philippines? Are you from there?
28590,Marketing specialist for a local fashion company here in the Philippines. What do you do? :),I'm in education.  The Philippines? Are you from there?,Yeup! How about you? 
28591,I want to be a writer and director one day. What do you want to be?,Work in law enforcement. ,What makes you want to work in law enforcement? 
28592,Work in law enforcement. ,What makes you want to work in law enforcement? ,I love the community aspect - my hometown specifically - and helping people. 
28593,"I love music so much, it’s my favorite thing ever.",I am a HUGE fan of Rush. I saw them in 2015 in Columbus. It was amazing. Do you like them?,HUGE Rush fan here too.  My playlists are heavy with them.   
28594,I am a HUGE fan of Rush. I saw them in 2015 in Columbus. It was amazing. Do you like them?,HUGE Rush fan here too.  My playlists are heavy with them.   ,YYZ or La Vila Strangiato?
28595,"I love music so much, it’s my favorite thing ever.",I produce Muzak hi ,dream job
28596,I produce Muzak hi ,dream job,Ok
28597,"I love music so much, it’s my favorite thing ever.",If you like the Red Hot Chili Peppers you should listen to Cage the Elephant ,I saw them last summer! Love them
28598,If you like the Red Hot Chili Peppers you should listen to Cage the Elephant ,I saw them last summer! Love them,I feel like that would be an amazing concert
28599,The cute train conductor smiled at me today.,"Ah, the feel train...",Love train more like
28600,"Ah, the feel train...",Love train more like,Thanks.
28601,Love train more like,Thanks.,There is a song can’t remember by who but I’m not sure it would work in this situation 
28602,Thanks.,There is a song can’t remember by who but I’m not sure it would work in this situation ,"Everybody's doin' a brand new dance, now. "
28603,The cute train conductor smiled at me today.,One person's smile can (sometimes) totally turn your day around. I hope you passed the smile on!,I correlated pass with passing gas
28604,One person's smile can (sometimes) totally turn your day around. I hope you passed the smile on!,I correlated pass with passing gas,Oh no
28605,One person's smile can (sometimes) totally turn your day around. I hope you passed the smile on!,I correlated pass with passing gas,Do check if it was actually gas.
28606,I reallly don't like parties :(,"I don't like parties, I barely enjoy company at all. Silence is nice.",We should form a club. We won't speak or anything. Just sit and read a book.
28607,"I don't like parties, I barely enjoy company at all. Silence is nice.",We should form a club. We won't speak or anything. Just sit and read a book.,"I'd rather just sit on my own or with a woman for... um... ""stuff""."
28608,Teach me something,Don't ask stupid questions.,What's a stupid question?
28609,Don't ask stupid questions.,What's a stupid question?,A stupid questions is the one that produces only stupid (zero-value) answers.
28610,What's a stupid question?,A stupid questions is the one that produces only stupid (zero-value) answers.,Is there really an answer that has zero value to everyone?
28611,What's a stupid question?,A stupid questions is the one that produces only stupid (zero-value) answers.,Who decides on the value of the answer?
28612,A stupid questions is the one that produces only stupid (zero-value) answers.,Who decides on the value of the answer?,The one who asked.
28613,Teach me something,The Calabrian dialect is heavily influenced by Greek.,I've never heard someone speak the language.  Is it a mix of Italian and Greek?
28614,The Calabrian dialect is heavily influenced by Greek.,I've never heard someone speak the language.  Is it a mix of Italian and Greek?,In Italy we say it’s Italian without vowels 
28615,Teach me something,The Calabrian dialect is heavily influenced by Greek.,Makes sense. My ancestors are from Calabria and everyone thinks my last name is Greek.
28616,The Calabrian dialect is heavily influenced by Greek.,Makes sense. My ancestors are from Calabria and everyone thinks my last name is Greek.,What is it?
28617,Teach me something,I could teach you how to use fl studio when I wake up tmr ,Not even sure what that is
28618,I could teach you how to use fl studio when I wake up tmr ,Not even sure what that is,"An audio suite, you can make music with it"
28619,Not even sure what that is,"An audio suite, you can make music with it","Ah, thanks!"
28620,"An audio suite, you can make music with it","Ah, thanks!",Ok woke up 
28621,Teach me something,Australia literally took military action against a horde of flightless birds,Emus?
28622,Australia literally took military action against a horde of flightless birds,Emus?,Yup
28623,I didn’t lie on a date today,Twist: the op actually didn't have a date and is compulsive lying to all of us,"Haha I can see why you might think that, I suppose I’ve freely given you reason not to trust me!"
28624,Twist: the op actually didn't have a date and is compulsive lying to all of us,"Haha I can see why you might think that, I suppose I’ve freely given you reason not to trust me!",Nah I'm just kidding lol
28625,What's your favorite pizza topping?,Olives,Olives are a great complement for a pizza but i have never tried a pizza with only olives...
28626,Olives,Olives are a great complement for a pizza but i have never tried a pizza with only olives...,"using just the right amount, it tastes pretty great"
28627,Olives are a great complement for a pizza but i have never tried a pizza with only olives...,"using just the right amount, it tastes pretty great","Well they do have a pretty strong flavor even if they're rather small, right?"
28628,What's your favorite pizza topping?,Pepperoni. Pineapple. Jalapeños. ,"Whoa, that's an interesting combination! Sweet, salty, and spicy."
28629,Pepperoni. Pineapple. Jalapeños. ,"Whoa, that's an interesting combination! Sweet, salty, and spicy.",Yeah. It's one of those random combinations that actually works.
28630,I Got a Job!,Congrats man! This sounds like Dave and busters haha.,"Not quite,  younger crowd than that"
28631,Congrats man! This sounds like Dave and busters haha.,"Not quite,  younger crowd than that",Nickelcade?
28632,"Not quite,  younger crowd than that",Nickelcade?,"More than that, it has an arcade, laser tag, a play area, and bounce houses"
28633,Nickelcade?,"More than that, it has an arcade, laser tag, a play area, and bounce houses",Where is this seemingly awesome place?! 
28634,"More than that, it has an arcade, laser tag, a play area, and bounce houses",Where is this seemingly awesome place?! ,Just a local place where I live
28635,Where is this seemingly awesome place?! ,Just a local place where I live,Boomers?
28636,Just a local place where I live,Boomers?,Why does it matter? 
28637,Where is this seemingly awesome place?! ,Just a local place where I live,Round 1
28638,Nickelcade?,"More than that, it has an arcade, laser tag, a play area, and bounce houses",Oh Whaaaat. I think I know but I won't push further. Sounds awesome mate. Congrats!
28639,I Got a Job!,Is it Frankie’s ,No
28640,Is it Frankie’s ,No,Is it six flags 
28641,I Got a Job!,"&gt;my dream job (firefighter

Does this mean you're off the pole?","Yeah, sorry going to miss working with your mom"
28642,"&gt;my dream job (firefighter

Does this mean you're off the pole?","Yeah, sorry going to miss working with your mom",She says you can still come back and have cookies.
28643,I need someone to talk to...,I'm available to speak.,Thanks :) so what do you want to talk about? 
28644,I'm available to speak.,Thanks :) so what do you want to talk about? ,Anything .-.
28645,Thanks :) so what do you want to talk about? ,Anything .-.,Ok. So how’s your day going? 
28646,Anything .-.,Ok. So how’s your day going? ,It's okay just lazy and haven't started on my school readings. How about you?
28647,Ok. So how’s your day going? ,It's okay just lazy and haven't started on my school readings. How about you?,My days not been that good. I’ve just been bored all day. 
28648,It's okay just lazy and haven't started on my school readings. How about you?,My days not been that good. I’ve just been bored all day. ,"What's going on? Yeah, I mean I have myself doing things lately so that helps the boredom. "
28649,My days not been that good. I’ve just been bored all day. ,"What's going on? Yeah, I mean I have myself doing things lately so that helps the boredom. ",What sort of things?
28650,"What's going on? Yeah, I mean I have myself doing things lately so that helps the boredom. ",What sort of things?,"puzzle, learning html and stuff"
28651,What sort of things?,"puzzle, learning html and stuff",Oh cool
28652,I need someone to talk to...,I'm open to talk about anything. Either here or pm.,Thanks :-) and it’s up to you if you want to speak here or pm I don’t mind 
28653,I'm open to talk about anything. Either here or pm.,Thanks :-) and it’s up to you if you want to speak here or pm I don’t mind ,So I guess the best place to start is what's bugging you? 
28654,I need someone to talk to...,"I am definitely willing to listen! Don’t know if i’ll be any good at advice, but I am here:)",Thanks :)
28655,"I am definitely willing to listen! Don’t know if i’ll be any good at advice, but I am here:)",Thanks :),Of course!
28656,Thanks :),Of course!,Umm yeah. So I’m just really worried about school because I haven’t been for a long time 
28657,I need someone to talk to...,"Hey I can't sleep either, what are you up too. ",Nothing much. What about you?
28658,"Hey I can't sleep either, what are you up too. ",Nothing much. What about you?,Playing Far Cry 4 and drinking beer.
28659,Nothing much. What about you?,Playing Far Cry 4 and drinking beer.,Cool. I’ve never played far cry 4 or drank beer so I don’t really have much to say about it lol.
28660,Playing Far Cry 4 and drinking beer.,Cool. I’ve never played far cry 4 or drank beer so I don’t really have much to say about it lol.,You are missing out lol. What do you do for fun. 
28661,Cool. I’ve never played far cry 4 or drank beer so I don’t really have much to say about it lol.,You are missing out lol. What do you do for fun. ,"Lol. Well for fun... I like playing video games, but that’s about it lol"
28662,You are missing out lol. What do you do for fun. ,"Lol. Well for fun... I like playing video games, but that’s about it lol",What ones do you usually play
28663,What’s going on in your life right now?,"Well right now I'm sat with a glass of red wine and my dogs by my side. 

What are you up to?",On my lunch break. Ready for a nap lol 
28664,"Well right now I'm sat with a glass of red wine and my dogs by my side. 

What are you up to?",On my lunch break. Ready for a nap lol ,Just tired? Or do you have the time to nap?
28665,On my lunch break. Ready for a nap lol ,Just tired? Or do you have the time to nap?,Sick so I’m still trying to recover atm
28666,Just tired? Or do you have the time to nap?,Sick so I’m still trying to recover atm,Oh sucks.What's your line of work?
28667,Sick so I’m still trying to recover atm,Oh sucks.What's your line of work?,Office job at a Coke plant. How about you?
28668,Oh sucks.What's your line of work?,Office job at a Coke plant. How about you?,"Coke plant? aint that kinda illigal?!

I'm an officer in the army."
28669,Office job at a Coke plant. How about you?,"Coke plant? aint that kinda illigal?!

I'm an officer in the army.",Coca Cola plant sir. I’m a PV2 in the ARNG.
28670,Stop being mean to Kevin Smith. He really doesn't deserve your vitriol.,Whoever downvoted this just proved my point. Thanks.,Downvotes just mean you’re doing something right. 
28671,Whoever downvoted this just proved my point. Thanks.,Downvotes just mean you’re doing something right. ,"trying to, anyway"
28672,Whoever downvoted this just proved my point. Thanks.,Downvotes just mean you’re doing something right. ,[removed]
28673,"I don't like the word ""hate""... But...","Malta has some of the most even temperatures in the world, I believe ","Isn't there a lot of crime in malta, or is that just a bs rumour?"
28674,"Malta has some of the most even temperatures in the world, I believe ","Isn't there a lot of crime in malta, or is that just a bs rumour?","It's not east Asia, but you wouldn't need to worry. I'd say it's pretty average "
28675,"Hey guys, i need your best stupid philosophical, thought provoking questions.",Is a hot dog a sandwich?,Depends if the roll is joined or two separate pieces of bread
28676,Is a hot dog a sandwich?,Depends if the roll is joined or two separate pieces of bread,EXACTLY. Oh my god. So many people don't get this train of thought.
28677,Depends if the roll is joined or two separate pieces of bread,EXACTLY. Oh my god. So many people don't get this train of thought.,Obviously if it is connected its a roll
28678,Share an interesting fact about yourself!,An interesting fact about me is that there is nothing interesting about me.,I’m sure you’re a cool person 😎 
28679,An interesting fact about me is that there is nothing interesting about me.,I’m sure you’re a cool person 😎 ,Cool is definitely not a word that can be used to describe me.
28680,I’m sure you’re a cool person 😎 ,Cool is definitely not a word that can be used to describe me.,What do you do? Are you a student? Are you in the work force? What is your daily schedule like?
28681,I’m sure you’re a cool person 😎 ,Cool is definitely not a word that can be used to describe me.,You’re cool I’m sure 
28682,Share an interesting fact about yourself!,I used to live at a cat rescue! 😎,my little sister would love to work there!
28683,I used to live at a cat rescue! 😎,my little sister would love to work there!,It was definitely an awesome place to volunteer/live at—I miss it there!
28684,Share an interesting fact about yourself!,"I've been on the field during the superbowl. No,  I'm not a player. ",But that’s cool. Backup dancer?
28685,"I've been on the field during the superbowl. No,  I'm not a player. ",But that’s cool. Backup dancer?," Nah,  security"
28686,Share an interesting fact about yourself!,I speak three languages!! ,Which languages?
28687,I speak three languages!! ,Which languages?,"Korean (my first language), English and Japanese! "
28688,Which languages?,"Korean (my first language), English and Japanese! ",Cool! I speak only English so I have a massive amount of respect for polylinguists
28689,Which languages?,"Korean (my first language), English and Japanese! ",私も日本語が話せます！
28690,"Pick a super power, any super power",Teleportation. I can go anywhere I want faster. ,"Ok, so where are you going? Are you using it to travel? Cutting your commute time to zero? "
28691,Teleportation. I can go anywhere I want faster. ,"Ok, so where are you going? Are you using it to travel? Cutting your commute time to zero? ",Volgograd and Moscow 
28692,"Pick a super power, any super power",Super speed like the flash,"Wouldn't you get bugs in your teeth from running that fast, though?"
28693,Super speed like the flash,"Wouldn't you get bugs in your teeth from running that fast, though?",That’s why I would wear a mask
28694,"Wouldn't you get bugs in your teeth from running that fast, though?",That’s why I would wear a mask,You've thought of everything!
28695,"Pick a super power, any super power",Super stretching would be kind of cool,You could get yourself a drink while still sitting on the couch. That's living your best life. 
28696,Super stretching would be kind of cool,You could get yourself a drink while still sitting on the couch. That's living your best life. ,Also depending on the specifics of the power it could make you effectively bullet proof
28697,"Pick a super power, any super power",Invisibility.,Who or what are you going to hide from?
28698,Invisibility.,Who or what are you going to hide from?,"Hiding myself. Not for good or bad, just somewhat shy."
28699,"Pick a super power, any super power","I read this somewhere , I'd totally want this
 The power to refill stuff. ",Never have to buy Robitussin again! 
28700,"I read this somewhere , I'd totally want this
 The power to refill stuff. ",Never have to buy Robitussin again! ,Or waffles? 
28701,Never have to buy Robitussin again! ,Or waffles? ,The possibilities are endless!
28702,Or waffles? ,The possibilities are endless!,exactlyyyy. who wouldn't want this superpower
28703,The possibilities are endless!,exactlyyyy. who wouldn't want this superpower,"A fool, that's who!"
28704,"Pick a super power, any super power","Time travel, imagine being able to go to historic events it would be cool ",But would you change anything? Or would you just want to witness stuff going down?
28705,"Time travel, imagine being able to go to historic events it would be cool ",But would you change anything? Or would you just want to witness stuff going down?,If I changed stuff that means the future will change so no 😂 
28706,"Pick a super power, any super power",Telekinesis. ,How about the power to move you?
28707,Telekinesis. ,How about the power to move you?,"I assume with telekinesis, you could move yourself?"
28708,I sold my first painting!,Ayyyy nice one! What kind of style is your art? ,Mostly Impressionism although I mess around with doing landscapes as well
28709,Ayyyy nice one! What kind of style is your art? ,Mostly Impressionism although I mess around with doing landscapes as well,Sounds like my cup of tea.
28710,Mostly Impressionism although I mess around with doing landscapes as well,Sounds like my cup of tea.,[removed]
28711,Mostly Impressionism although I mess around with doing landscapes as well,Sounds like my cup of tea.,hyper-realism is better :P
28712,Ayyyy nice one! What kind of style is your art? ,Mostly Impressionism although I mess around with doing landscapes as well,Let's see it!
28713,Mostly Impressionism although I mess around with doing landscapes as well,Let's see it!,[removed]
28714,I sold my first painting!,Congrats! Keep at it!,Thanks! I plan on it!
28715,Congrats! Keep at it!,Thanks! I plan on it!,That's great to hear.
28716,I sold my first painting!,"you got a picture?
","he just sold it, silly"
28717,"you got a picture?
","he just sold it, silly",He could have taken a picture before he sold it
28718,I sold my first painting!,This is a big moment!! Celebrate!! Congrats!!! ,"I bought a pepsi and watched a pretentious movie as a celebration.
"
28719,This is a big moment!! Celebrate!! Congrats!!! ,"I bought a pepsi and watched a pretentious movie as a celebration.
",Nice. Which movie?
28720,"I bought a pepsi and watched a pretentious movie as a celebration.
",Nice. Which movie?,"Its called ""A Field In England"" it was pretty wild and exactly what I was looking for"
28721,Today I brought my own straws to a restaurant and a friend of mine thought it was ridiculous,"Have you see /r/zerowaste ?

They might be your people! :)",Thank you - just subscribed! 
28722,"Have you see /r/zerowaste ?

They might be your people! :)",Thank you - just subscribed! ,Bea Johnson's book is also a really good resource 
28723,Do you ever just feel like screaming at the top of your lungs?,Do it when you're in your car. ,"I'm a New Yorker, what's a car? "
28724,Do it when you're in your car. ,"I'm a New Yorker, what's a car? ","Just scream at a car: ""HEY I'M WALKIN' 'ERE!"""
28725,What are you excited for?,For Brandon Sanderson to write more books. So very excited. ,What genre does he write? 
28726,For Brandon Sanderson to write more books. So very excited. ,What genre does he write? ,Fantasy 
28727,What are you excited for?,I can’t wait for Atlanta season 2 on Thursday and going to a concert on Friday. ,What concert? 
28728,I can’t wait for Atlanta season 2 on Thursday and going to a concert on Friday. ,What concert? ,Tyler the Creator with Vince Staples as the opener. It’s going to be in Chicago.
28729,What are you excited for?,Nothing :(,Anything small?
28730,Nothing :(,Anything small?,My birthday is coming up I guess.
28731,Anything small?,My birthday is coming up I guess.,That’s exciting!
28732,My birthday is coming up I guess.,That’s exciting!,"Maybe for you, for me it's just another year reminder of how much I've failed in life."
28733,I'm Finally Achieving a Lifelong Dream of Going to Ireland!!,My Father's side is from Ireland .. Mother's from Germany.  Can I come with ..,"I love your username, first of all, and you should! I'm so excited, I think it'll be so fun!"
28734,My Father's side is from Ireland .. Mother's from Germany.  Can I come with ..,"I love your username, first of all, and you should! I'm so excited, I think it'll be so fun!","I love your stuff too! .. think of me .. an invite .. possibly, possibly .."
28735,"I love your username, first of all, and you should! I'm so excited, I think it'll be so fun!","I love your stuff too! .. think of me .. an invite .. possibly, possibly ..",*snaps fingers*
28736,"I love your stuff too! .. think of me .. an invite .. possibly, possibly ..",*snaps fingers*,Bewitched ?!
28737,*snaps fingers*,Bewitched ?!,#Speak Poet!
28738,Bewitched ?!,#Speak Poet!,"willst thou me hear, good Brother!"
28739,#Speak Poet!,"willst thou me hear, good Brother!","Oh brother, wherefore art thou"
28740,"willst thou me hear, good Brother!","Oh brother, wherefore art thou",We should ask George Clooney ..
28741,"Oh brother, wherefore art thou",We should ask George Clooney ..,"Or perhaps Morgan Freeman, the clairvoyant."
28742,We should ask George Clooney ..,"Or perhaps Morgan Freeman, the clairvoyant.",I am feeling a depth within Thee ..
28743,"Or perhaps Morgan Freeman, the clairvoyant.",I am feeling a depth within Thee ..,"So deep, Adele is rolling in me."
28744,I am feeling a depth within Thee ..,"So deep, Adele is rolling in me.",Please tell me .. you're a chic .. tee hee.
28745,"So deep, Adele is rolling in me.",Please tell me .. you're a chic .. tee hee.,Close... I'm a chickadee!
28746,Please tell me .. you're a chic .. tee hee.,Close... I'm a chickadee!,That's close!  But do you like Jazz and Latin and all forms of sophisticated music?
28747,Close... I'm a chickadee!,That's close!  But do you like Jazz and Latin and all forms of sophisticated music?,That would depend upon one's opinion of sophisticated music.
28748,Where are you in the totem pole of your siblings?,"I only have one sibling, and I'm the older one. It's a 10 year gap between us lmao",Who was the oopsie? Lol.
28749,"I only have one sibling, and I'm the older one. It's a 10 year gap between us lmao",Who was the oopsie? Lol.,"I know I was, well kinda. Haha"
28750,Who was the oopsie? Lol.,"I know I was, well kinda. Haha","Lol, I hear ya.  Do you pick on your sibling?"
28751,Where are you in the totem pole of your siblings?,"I only have one sibling, and I'm the older one. It's a 10 year gap between us lmao",Brother?
28752,"I only have one sibling, and I'm the older one. It's a 10 year gap between us lmao",Brother?,We're both sisters
28753,Where are you in the totem pole of your siblings?,I am the eldest Black Sheep .., there's more black sheep?
28754,I am the eldest Black Sheep .., there's more black sheep?,nope .. I was merely being doubly specific ..
28755, there's more black sheep?,nope .. I was merely being doubly specific .., black not grey?
28756,nope .. I was merely being doubly specific .., black not grey?,Black it is ..black it is ..
28757,"Last night, I deleted all of my social media apps and immediately felt more freedom.",Howmuch freedom though? On a scale from America to Actual freedom?,I don’t get it? 
28758,Howmuch freedom though? On a scale from America to Actual freedom?,I don’t get it? ,np
28759,"I love it when my girlfriend screams during episodes of Planet Earth - I find it adorable when she yells, ""NO! RUN!"" during a chase sequence.","Let me guess, the scene where the little lizards are running from attacking snakes?",That part made me really uncomfortable 
28760,"Let me guess, the scene where the little lizards are running from attacking snakes?",That part made me really uncomfortable ,I just kept getting hyped at how insane it was
28761,"I love it when my girlfriend screams during episodes of Planet Earth - I find it adorable when she yells, ""NO! RUN!"" during a chase sequence.","Do most people identify with the prey, not the predator?",I'm sure there are plenty of bad asses out there who identify with the predator.
28762,"Do most people identify with the prey, not the predator?",I'm sure there are plenty of bad asses out there who identify with the predator.,"I guess, but I don't remember ever reading or hearing their accounts."
28763,Psychology grad student (25/male). Could use some friendly interaction.,What’s your sign ,gemini 
28764,What’s your sign ,gemini ,So you’re two faced?
28765,gemini ,So you’re two faced?,Probably
28766,So you’re two faced?,Probably,Uh oh 
28767,Psychology grad student (25/male). Could use some friendly interaction.,"Psychology, eh? *Guess what color I'm thinking?*","Tan, pink, white, blue? Colors of bomberman"
28768,"Psychology, eh? *Guess what color I'm thinking?*","Tan, pink, white, blue? Colors of bomberman",Dammit you're good.
28769,"Tan, pink, white, blue? Colors of bomberman",Dammit you're good.,Haha thank you
28770,Psychology grad student (25/male). Could use some friendly interaction.,Where are you from?,So Cal
28771,Where are you from?,So Cal,[deleted]
28772,So Cal,[deleted],I live in the dirty south and I've been saying hella for years...and I get teased for it :/
28773,Psychology grad student (25/male). Could use some friendly interaction.,I'm 25 and male as well. How is it going tonight?,"It's good, pretty relaxing. You?"
28774,I'm 25 and male as well. How is it going tonight?,"It's good, pretty relaxing. You?",Pretty relaxing as well. Have you seen the movie Annihilation at all?
28775,"It's good, pretty relaxing. You?",Pretty relaxing as well. Have you seen the movie Annihilation at all?,I haven't! Is it any good?
28776,Psychology grad student (25/male). Could use some friendly interaction.,"I am in High School, What qualities should I have if I want to pursue Psychology ?

",An open mind and desire to learn :) It takes all types to become a psychologist. 
28777,"I am in High School, What qualities should I have if I want to pursue Psychology ?

",An open mind and desire to learn :) It takes all types to become a psychologist. ,"Wow, my parents were telling me to be well versed in science. Looks like they are wrong"
28778,An open mind and desire to learn :) It takes all types to become a psychologist. ,"Wow, my parents were telling me to be well versed in science. Looks like they are wrong",No one expects you to be an expert when you hit college. You'll pick things up as you go along.
28779,"Do you ever go to write a comment or make a post on Reddit and then just stop, think ""yeah I cba"" and then just delete what you've written?","Yup, all the time.",I think to do so is a sign that we re not chimps.
28780,"Yup, all the time.",I think to do so is a sign that we re not chimps.,"Complex thought, one of the things that separates man from beast."
28781,I think to do so is a sign that we re not chimps.,"Complex thought, one of the things that separates man from beast.",And the vegetables.
28782,"Complex thought, one of the things that separates man from beast.",And the vegetables.,Hey now.. Plants are high leveled beings. 
28783,"Complex thought, one of the things that separates man from beast.",And the vegetables.,"Humans share more than half of our genetic material with chickens, fruit flies, and bananas."
28784,And the vegetables.,"Humans share more than half of our genetic material with chickens, fruit flies, and bananas.",I actually typed out the joke about fruit flies and bananas but deleted it. How fitting.
28785,"Yup, all the time.",I think to do so is a sign that we re not chimps.,"I mean, a lot of times comments are just poo being flung from the treetops"
28786,I think to do so is a sign that we re not chimps.,"I mean, a lot of times comments are just poo being flung from the treetops",And we are but a dream in the mind of death.
28787,"Do you ever go to write a comment or make a post on Reddit and then just stop, think ""yeah I cba"" and then just delete what you've written?",Just did it with your post. And then decided to actually post lol. ,Yup. 
28788,Just did it with your post. And then decided to actually post lol. ,Yup. ,[deleted]
28789,"Do you ever go to write a comment or make a post on Reddit and then just stop, think ""yeah I cba"" and then just delete what you've written?",3/4 of my comments end up aborted. ,#prochoice
28790,3/4 of my comments end up aborted. ,#prochoice,Think of your words!
28791,#prochoice,Think of your words!,[deleted]
28792,3/4 of my comments end up aborted. ,#prochoice,Pro abortion 
28793,3/4 of my comments end up aborted. ,#prochoice,Comments begin at contemplation. 
28794,#prochoice,Comments begin at contemplation. ,bravo
28795,3/4 of my comments end up aborted. ,#prochoice,Planned commenting.
28796,"Do you ever go to write a comment or make a post on Reddit and then just stop, think ""yeah I cba"" and then just delete what you've written?",Woof woof bark grr woof,I love that your post history is just 2 comments written in dog
28797,Woof woof bark grr woof,I love that your post history is just 2 comments written in dog,Woof woof grr woof
28798,"Do you ever go to write a comment or make a post on Reddit and then just stop, think ""yeah I cba"" and then just delete what you've written?","Every day.

Wtf does ""cba"" stand for? Lazy Americans with their stupid abbreviations -.-",Says the guy saying Wtf. Also I'm British. It means can't be arsed! 
28799,"Every day.

Wtf does ""cba"" stand for? Lazy Americans with their stupid abbreviations -.-",Says the guy saying Wtf. Also I'm British. It means can't be arsed! ,It’s “cbf” here in Aus! - CBA is a big bank haha 
28800,What are you excited for?,Crawling into bed after this 12hour night shift ,&lt;3 Sleep well! You earned it :)
28801,Crawling into bed after this 12hour night shift ,&lt;3 Sleep well! You earned it :),Ahh thank you :)
28802,What are you excited for?,Fortnite season three let's goooo!,I've heard so much about Fortnite! Is it worth trying?
28803,Fortnite season three let's goooo!,I've heard so much about Fortnite! Is it worth trying?,It's so much fun I'm kinda addicted lol
28804,What's your best feature (physical or otherwise)?,I have a nine inch tongue and can breathe through my ears.,Is that part of your tinder bio?
28805,I have a nine inch tongue and can breathe through my ears.,Is that part of your tinder bio?,"No, it’s at the top of my resume."
28806,Is that part of your tinder bio?,"No, it’s at the top of my resume.",hired.
28807,"No, it’s at the top of my resume.",hired.,See you in your office.
28808,I just tasted the most disgusting thing ever. I’m going to die.,"Ahahaahahha

F",F
28809,"Ahahaahahha

F",F,"How goddamn big was your bottle of Vanilla?!

Also, F"
28810,F,"How goddamn big was your bottle of Vanilla?!

Also, F","F

So sorry to hear about your loss, OP"
28811,I just tasted the most disgusting thing ever. I’m going to die.,Try Durian next time 🤮,I came in expecting natto. 
28812,Try Durian next time 🤮,I came in expecting natto. ,Same level as Durian. The smell!!!!! 🤢
28813,I just tasted the most disgusting thing ever. I’m going to die.,for some reason the title made me think you licked a switch cartridge,SWITCH CARTRIDGE? BRB
28814,for some reason the title made me think you licked a switch cartridge,SWITCH CARTRIDGE? BRB,Good luck Bromego
28815,SWITCH CARTRIDGE? BRB,Good luck Bromego,Why is it so disgusting!? My mouth wants to die.
28816,Forty five years later,That's so cool! Don't forget to update us!,"I will. Not today, but tomorrow after he leaves. Making the most of our visit!"
28817,That's so cool! Don't forget to update us!,"I will. Not today, but tomorrow after he leaves. Making the most of our visit!",plot twist: HE NEVER LEAVES
28818,"I will. Not today, but tomorrow after he leaves. Making the most of our visit!",plot twist: HE NEVER LEAVES,plot twist #2: OP NEVER LEAVES EITHER
28819,plot twist: HE NEVER LEAVES,plot twist #2: OP NEVER LEAVES EITHER,plot twist #3: their meeting was at the HOTEL CALIFORNIA
28820,That's so cool! Don't forget to update us!,"I will. Not today, but tomorrow after he leaves. Making the most of our visit!",[removed]
28821,That's so cool! Don't forget to update us!,"I will. Not today, but tomorrow after he leaves. Making the most of our visit!",He's spending the night??
28822,"I will. Not today, but tomorrow after he leaves. Making the most of our visit!",He's spending the night??,He's sleeping now....shhhhh
28823,Forty five years later,Are you both singles? :),Yes!
28824,Are you both singles? :),Yes!,oooh it’s like a fairytale
28825,Yes!,oooh it’s like a fairytale,Disney or Brother's Grim? Cause I got bad news for ya on the later kind.  
28826,oooh it’s like a fairytale,Disney or Brother's Grim? Cause I got bad news for ya on the later kind.  ,latter*
28827,oooh it’s like a fairytale,Disney or Brother's Grim? Cause I got bad news for ya on the later kind.  ,fingers crossed for disney but brothers grimm would make an interesting story
28828,Are you both singles? :),Yes!,Keep us updated pls.
28829,Are you both singles? :),Yes!,OMG! I feel the butterflies for you!
28830,Forty five years later,So happy for you! That sounds like it will be a wonderful time! Can't wait for the update =),updated!
28831,So happy for you! That sounds like it will be a wonderful time! Can't wait for the update =),updated!,Aw that was wonderful to read! Hope moving forward everything goes great for you!
28832,Forty five years later,So you're both 60 now or am I bad at maths?,I'm 60 he's 62
28833,So you're both 60 now or am I bad at maths?,I'm 60 he's 62,You would have been one of those hot senior girls when I was a sophomore in high school.
28834,Forty five years later,How did it go?? Q,updated!
28835,How did it go?? Q,updated!,"Awesome, best of luck :)"
28836,Forty five years later,"&gt;You remember your first love? 

Nope. Still waiting for that.","It'll happen, trust. "
28837,"&gt;You remember your first love? 

Nope. Still waiting for that.","It'll happen, trust. ",I lost that a long time ago.
28838,Forty five years later,How’d it go??,He's asleep...shhh
28839,How’d it go??,He's asleep...shhh,So....it went well?
28840,He's asleep...shhh,So....it went well?,Idk man old people tend to just start napping around other old people 
28841,So....it went well?,Idk man old people tend to just start napping around other old people ,lol
28842,Forty five years later,Update?!?,done
28843,Update?!?,done,Ty that last quote from your daughter made me smile!
28844,Forty five years later,"This post is now 20 hours old.  OP, are you OK?",Indeed!  He's sleeping...
28845,"This post is now 20 hours old.  OP, are you OK?",Indeed!  He's sleeping...,":o

*Oh, my.*  👍"
28846,When was the last time you felt pure bliss?,Is it bad that I don’t actually remember?,Not necessarily. Username checks out though? 
28847,Is it bad that I don’t actually remember?,Not necessarily. Username checks out though? ,:(
28848,Not necessarily. Username checks out though? ,:(,Have you treated yourself lately? 
28849,:(,Have you treated yourself lately? ,"I have a new PC coming, that should be okay."
28850,Have you treated yourself lately? ,"I have a new PC coming, that should be okay.",I hope it brings you a lot of happiness! 
28851,What are you really passionate about ?,Guns. I can literally shoot all day and never get bored of it,Nice I wish I could shoot myself someday 
28852,Guns. I can literally shoot all day and never get bored of it,Nice I wish I could shoot myself someday ,Me too thanks
28853,"Tell me something in your life that you're really excited about, and I'll be supportive","My new PC, I'm excited for it, but also feel a bit ill when I think about how much it was.",How much was it?
28854,"My new PC, I'm excited for it, but also feel a bit ill when I think about how much it was.",How much was it?,I'd really rather not say right now.
28855,How much was it?,I'd really rather not say right now.,"Fair enough, m8. Wouldn't wanna make you pass out or anything, hahaha. ;)"
28856,I'd really rather not say right now.,"Fair enough, m8. Wouldn't wanna make you pass out or anything, hahaha. ;)",I'd probably just sit in the corner and whip myself. 
28857,I helped a little girl off of some rocks at the beach today and her mom didn’t freak out.,"Thats nice to hear. I get your caution though, I tread lightly in these situations too. ",It's so sad you have to. :( 
28858,"Thats nice to hear. I get your caution though, I tread lightly in these situations too. ",It's so sad you have to. :( ,uh oh we got someone over here
28859,It's so sad you have to. :( ,uh oh we got someone over here,Call the cops
28860,Anybody else totally clueless about what they want to do with their life?,"That’s me right now, no idea what I want to do, seeing as “fuck all” isn’t really an option.",What are you currently doing? 
28861,"That’s me right now, no idea what I want to do, seeing as “fuck all” isn’t really an option.",What are you currently doing? ,"Final year of a maths degree, only trouble is my passion for maths has completely evaporated."
28862,Whats the weather like where you live.,In the UK it’s pretty cold.,As expected. What part of the UK?
28863,In the UK it’s pretty cold.,As expected. What part of the UK?,East Midlands.
28864,As expected. What part of the UK?,East Midlands.,Leicester?
28865,East Midlands.,Leicester?,Nottingham 
28866,Leicester?,Nottingham ,Is that where Robin Hood is from?
28867,Nottingham ,Is that where Robin Hood is from?,"Yeah, I think there’s an exhibit about him in the local museum"
28868,Whats the weather like where you live.,"Today around Boston it was 71 and sunny, which was lovely. It’s 63 now and clear skies. ",Lucky... 
28869,"Today around Boston it was 71 and sunny, which was lovely. It’s 63 now and clear skies. ",Lucky... ,it’s supposed to snow tomorrow... oh well. it’s almost spring! 
28870,Lucky... ,it’s supposed to snow tomorrow... oh well. it’s almost spring! ,Wow thats quite a drop in tempature.
28871,it’s supposed to snow tomorrow... oh well. it’s almost spring! ,Wow thats quite a drop in tempature.,yeah New England. what’re you going to do? 
28872,Wow thats quite a drop in tempature.,yeah New England. what’re you going to do? ,"Shake my fist at the sky and yell ""Bring back the sun!"""
28873,yeah New England. what’re you going to do? ,"Shake my fist at the sky and yell ""Bring back the sun!""",not a bad idea at all haha
28874,overwhelmed by reddit being toxic,"Too bad cupcake, you’ll only find sympathy b/t the words shit and syphilis in the dictionary ",i am sure god would be delighted you came here to post that. go you.
28875,"Too bad cupcake, you’ll only find sympathy b/t the words shit and syphilis in the dictionary ",i am sure god would be delighted you came here to post that. go you.,What’s God have to do with this?
28876,overwhelmed by reddit being toxic,Cheer you up? Ok: r/aww,thank you 
28877,Cheer you up? Ok: r/aww,thank you ,No prob! Just a subreddit that everyone needs in their life.
28878,overwhelmed by reddit being toxic,I'd like to see this sub go bad tbh,why?
28879,I'd like to see this sub go bad tbh,why?,Because it is currently fake. 
28880,why?,Because it is currently fake. ,? seems pretty real to me
28881,overwhelmed by reddit being toxic,Grow a thicker skin. The world is like this. ,thank you for your advice 
28882,Grow a thicker skin. The world is like this. ,thank you for your advice ,"The world is **not** as toxic as this!

Most people at least try for a pleasant first encounter."
28883,Give me some fun upbeat songs to listen to!,Fancy footwork by Chromeo,This reminds me of that casino level in Sonic the Hedgehog haha :)
28884,Fancy footwork by Chromeo,This reminds me of that casino level in Sonic the Hedgehog haha :),"Oh shit you’re totally right! That quick little jazzy part in the chorus, that’s funny haha"
28885,Give me some fun upbeat songs to listen to!,Any Vulfpeck song,Cool band; thanks for sharing!
28886,Any Vulfpeck song,Cool band; thanks for sharing!,Glad you like them! Changed my life :)
28887,Give me some fun upbeat songs to listen to!,"Whatever it Takes by Hollywood Undead
Also, Live Long Enough to be the Hero by NateWantsToBattle",Like the second one; what’s the story behind the name?
28888,"Whatever it Takes by Hollywood Undead
Also, Live Long Enough to be the Hero by NateWantsToBattle",Like the second one; what’s the story behind the name?,Don't really know. I hope you enjoy him he is a very enjoyable artist.
28889,I really like talking to people and getting to know them before dating or sex. Why is that so weird?,"Just out of curiosity, man or woman?",I'm a lady!
28890,"Just out of curiosity, man or woman?",I'm a lady!,Ah. Well. Men. Not gonna lie that’s how a lot of us are. 
28891,Anyone ever done a road trip alone?,I drove up the west coast by myself and it was pretty awesome ,Which parts?  Like almost 4 years ago I drove up PCH through Big Sur and it was gorgeous. 
28892,I drove up the west coast by myself and it was pretty awesome ,Which parts?  Like almost 4 years ago I drove up PCH through Big Sur and it was gorgeous. ,I drove up from San Diego to Seattle about 2 years ago. Was really nice 
28893,Which parts?  Like almost 4 years ago I drove up PCH through Big Sur and it was gorgeous. ,I drove up from San Diego to Seattle about 2 years ago. Was really nice ,You probably went through a lotta forests...sounds gorgeous 
28894,I drove up from San Diego to Seattle about 2 years ago. Was really nice ,You probably went through a lotta forests...sounds gorgeous ,"Yeah, it was super beautiful "
28895,Which parts?  Like almost 4 years ago I drove up PCH through Big Sur and it was gorgeous. ,I drove up from San Diego to Seattle about 2 years ago. Was really nice ,How far of a drive is that? 6-8 hours?
28896,I drove up from San Diego to Seattle about 2 years ago. Was really nice ,How far of a drive is that? 6-8 hours?,No it's like 20 hours 
28897,What’s on your mind right now?,How f***ing hot the weather is now,"What state are you in? 

I currently have snow here "
28898,How f***ing hot the weather is now,"What state are you in? 

I currently have snow here ","Malaysia... tropical weather makes me envy you all, how I miss the 4 seasons..."
28899,"What state are you in? 

I currently have snow here ","Malaysia... tropical weather makes me envy you all, how I miss the 4 seasons...","Oh believe me, we are very envious of you all right now"
28900,"Malaysia... tropical weather makes me envy you all, how I miss the 4 seasons...","Oh believe me, we are very envious of you all right now",TBH I would rather freeze than boil! Hehe
28901,What’s on your mind right now?,Currently hoping I don't wake up to water damage in the morning ,Did you wake up to water damage?
28902,Currently hoping I don't wake up to water damage in the morning ,Did you wake up to water damage?,Nope 
28903,What are karma points?,It's to do with the number of upvotes/downvotes your comments and posts get.,Hmm. So what's the point of Karma in the first place?
28904,It's to do with the number of upvotes/downvotes your comments and posts get.,Hmm. So what's the point of Karma in the first place?,Edit: what can you do with them?
28905,It's to do with the number of upvotes/downvotes your comments and posts get.,Hmm. So what's the point of Karma in the first place?,"You can't do anything with them, it's like getting likes on facebook"
28906,Hmm. So what's the point of Karma in the first place?,"You can't do anything with them, it's like getting likes on facebook","Right.. well,better start pandering to the masses then :D"
28907,"You can't do anything with them, it's like getting likes on facebook","Right.. well,better start pandering to the masses then :D",[removed]
28908,It's to do with the number of upvotes/downvotes your comments and posts get.,Hmm. So what's the point of Karma in the first place?,Sell them for magic beans.
28909,It's to do with the number of upvotes/downvotes your comments and posts get.,Hmm. So what's the point of Karma in the first place?,Makes your e-penis bigger!! 😃
28910,Hmm. So what's the point of Karma in the first place?,Makes your e-penis bigger!! 😃,Definitely useful for me then😆😆
28911,Makes your e-penis bigger!! 😃,Definitely useful for me then😆😆,That's the spirit! See you in /r/bigdickproblems in a few weeks
28912,It's to do with the number of upvotes/downvotes your comments and posts get.,Hmm. So what's the point of Karma in the first place?,It's pretty much just to help you get laid.
28913,It's to do with the number of upvotes/downvotes your comments and posts get.,Hmm. So what's the point of Karma in the first place?,1 karma is worth 3 Schrute Bucks.
28914,It's to do with the number of upvotes/downvotes your comments and posts get.,Hmm. So what's the point of Karma in the first place?,Good name!
28915,Hmm. So what's the point of Karma in the first place?,Good name!,Yours messed up my mind and I have no idea why
28916,What are karma points?,Hey look at all those downvotes,I do not know where to look and mainly I'm too scared :)
28917,Hey look at all those downvotes,I do not know where to look and mainly I'm too scared :),"same, and I'm on mobile so I just live in blissful reddit ignorance :)"
28918,What are karma points?,Downvote just for you;),"Cool, and I'm sorry for the inconvenience"
28919,Downvote just for you;),"Cool, and I'm sorry for the inconvenience",see how you got 12 upvotes for being polite...your a natural-born redditor!
28920,What are karma points?,I never post or comment so I have like no karma lol ,Unfortunately you're going to get some now
28921,I never post or comment so I have like no karma lol ,Unfortunately you're going to get some now,"Ya this thread seems to be going that way haha, nothing wrong with that "
28922,What are karma points?,Welcome to Reddit. Be sure to visit r/catsstandingup for essential daily updates.,I want more people to see this.
28923,Welcome to Reddit. Be sure to visit r/catsstandingup for essential daily updates.,I want more people to see this.,Cat. 
28924,I want more people to see this.,Cat. ,Cat.
28925,Cat. ,Cat.,Cat.
28926,Cat.,Cat.,Cat. 
28927,What are karma points?,While we're on the subject; what is gold?,Something people pay real money for to show their appreciation for a post. I think
28928,While we're on the subject; what is gold?,Something people pay real money for to show their appreciation for a post. I think,Ahhh ok! I've always wondered. That's a cool idea. 
28929,What are karma points?,"Validation points

Really just a way to weed out the trolls but that's it","It's for a good cause tho
"
28930,"Validation points

Really just a way to weed out the trolls but that's it","It's for a good cause tho
",Yeah not saying the karma system is bad but that's what it is
28931,What are karma points?,Karma is directly related to how successful you are in real life.,It's why my account has so little of it.
28932,Karma is directly related to how successful you are in real life.,It's why my account has so little of it.,same so it must be true!
28933,Do you guys like your name?,"Names Dan. So simple, I like it. Hate the name Daniel though ",Léo here. 3 letters names suck.
28934,"Names Dan. So simple, I like it. Hate the name Daniel though ",Léo here. 3 letters names suck.,I am a Tom and I like it!
28935,"My 6 yo daughter has to wake up at 5:30 for school, and I think that is too early.",What time does school start?!,School starts at 705
28936,What time does school start?!,School starts at 705,"Wow, that's early! Where is this?"
28937,School starts at 705,"Wow, that's early! Where is this?",FL
28938,"My 6 yo daughter has to wake up at 5:30 for school, and I think that is too early.","No wife

No kids

No problems",Not even 99 of them?
28939,"No wife

No kids

No problems",Not even 99 of them?, If I had problems I wouldn’t feel like counting them.
28940,"I know Fergie probably isn't a Redditor, but just in case she sees this:",Can I have the link to that post?,"I'm at work right now, but once I can find it, I'll post the link here. "
28941,Can I have the link to that post?,"I'm at work right now, but once I can find it, I'll post the link here. ",I also want this link!!! Thank you!!! :)
28942,"I'm at work right now, but once I can find it, I'll post the link here. ",I also want this link!!! Thank you!!! :),And now we wait for OP to deliver. Don't let us down OP
28943,Can I have the link to that post?,"I'm at work right now, but once I can find it, I'll post the link here. ",link
28944,"I know Fergie probably isn't a Redditor, but just in case she sees this:","Dude! I wish that I had gold to give you! Fantastic post, people really need to hear that! ","Thank you very much, I appreciate it. "
28945,"Dude! I wish that I had gold to give you! Fantastic post, people really need to hear that! ","Thank you very much, I appreciate it. ",Great post
28946,"I know Fergie probably isn't a Redditor, but just in case she sees this:","Wait, Fergie is still around?  
The Black Eyed Peas Fergie?",She's not fergilicious as much anymore.
28947,"Wait, Fergie is still around?  
The Black Eyed Peas Fergie?",She's not fergilicious as much anymore.,She got that milf money doe. 
28948,"Wait, Fergie is still around?  
The Black Eyed Peas Fergie?",She's not fergilicious as much anymore.,I’d still ferg her. 
28949,"I know Fergie probably isn't a Redditor, but just in case she sees this:","You realize she makes millions per year to sing, right? ",That doesn't make her any less human!
28950,"You realize she makes millions per year to sing, right? ",That doesn't make her any less human!,Shouldnt that make her at least somewhat good?
28951,"You realize she makes millions per year to sing, right? ",That doesn't make her any less human!,"yeah, it kinda does"
28952,"I know Fergie probably isn't a Redditor, but just in case she sees this:","You realize she makes millions per year to sing, right? ","Eh, everybody makes mistakes. 

That's why they put erasers on pencils."
28953,"You realize she makes millions per year to sing, right? ","Eh, everybody makes mistakes. 

That's why they put erasers on pencils.",So we shouldn't criticize anybody for anything? 
28954,"I know Fergie probably isn't a Redditor, but just in case she sees this:","If I ever became a celebrity, first thing I would do is delete all my social media accounts.","Either that, or just hire people to deal with that shit"
28955,"If I ever became a celebrity, first thing I would do is delete all my social media accounts.","Either that, or just hire people to deal with that shit",You think she doesn't..? 
28956,"If I ever became a celebrity, first thing I would do is delete all my social media accounts.","Either that, or just hire people to deal with that shit",Get butters to do it
28957,"Either that, or just hire people to deal with that shit",Get butters to do it,Why him?
28958,Get butters to do it,Why him?,It's a reference to a specific episode.
28959,"Either that, or just hire people to deal with that shit",Get butters to do it,*in my safe spaaaaaace*
28960,"If I ever became a celebrity, first thing I would do is delete all my social media accounts.","Either that, or just hire people to deal with that shit","Oh yeah, absolutely "
28961,"I know Fergie probably isn't a Redditor, but just in case she sees this:","If I ever became a celebrity, first thing I would do is delete all my social media accounts.",I believe Frank Ocean is one celeb that does this.
28962,"If I ever became a celebrity, first thing I would do is delete all my social media accounts.",I believe Frank Ocean is one celeb that does this.,"my man, he has Tumblr and a private IG tho. but he deleted his Twitter and old IG"
28963,"I know Fergie probably isn't a Redditor, but just in case she sees this:","If I ever became a celebrity, first thing I would do is delete all my social media accounts.","Not the best idea, you could just ignore comments tho"
28964,"If I ever became a celebrity, first thing I would do is delete all my social media accounts.","Not the best idea, you could just ignore comments tho",It's a perfectly fine idea.
28965,"Not the best idea, you could just ignore comments tho",It's a perfectly fine idea.,"No it's not, social media is very valuable for celebrities "
28966,It's a perfectly fine idea.,"No it's not, social media is very valuable for celebrities ",And yet people are famous without it.
28967,"No it's not, social media is very valuable for celebrities ",And yet people are famous without it.,Those are the exceptions to the rule
28968,And yet people are famous without it.,Those are the exceptions to the rule,It's not a rule. It's a choice. This isn't a hard concept.
28969,"I know Fergie probably isn't a Redditor, but just in case she sees this:","If I ever became a celebrity, first thing I would do is delete all my social media accounts.",And the first thing I would do is make a fake one impersonating you.
28970,"If I ever became a celebrity, first thing I would do is delete all my social media accounts.",And the first thing I would do is make a fake one impersonating you.,That's nice
28971,"I know Fergie probably isn't a Redditor, but just in case she sees this:","If I ever became a celebrity, first thing I would do is delete all my social media accounts.",That and move to a place that doesn't have paparazzi
28972,"If I ever became a celebrity, first thing I would do is delete all my social media accounts.",That and move to a place that doesn't have paparazzi,It really depends on what you are famous for I guess.
28973,"I know Fergie probably isn't a Redditor, but just in case she sees this:","If I ever became a celebrity, first thing I would do is delete all my social media accounts.",That's not how being a celebrity works.
28974,"If I ever became a celebrity, first thing I would do is delete all my social media accounts.",That's not how being a celebrity works.,Except it is. What do you think happened before social media? 
28975,"I know Fergie probably isn't a Redditor, but just in case she sees this:","If I ever became a celebrity, first thing I would do is delete all my social media accounts.",But then you wouldn't be famous because no one would know you existed. 
28976,"If I ever became a celebrity, first thing I would do is delete all my social media accounts.",But then you wouldn't be famous because no one would know you existed. ,How naive.
28977,"I know Fergie probably isn't a Redditor, but just in case she sees this:","If I ever became a celebrity, first thing I would do is delete all my social media accounts.",The first thing your agent would do is stop you.
28978,"If I ever became a celebrity, first thing I would do is delete all my social media accounts.",The first thing your agent would do is stop you.,So Jennifer Lawrence doesn't have one because?
28979,The first thing your agent would do is stop you.,So Jennifer Lawrence doesn't have one because?,Because her personal brand isn’t being Fergie.
28980,"I know Fergie probably isn't a Redditor, but just in case she sees this:","If I ever became a celebrity, first thing I would do is delete all my social media accounts.",Then you’d probably be a celebrity just for a little while
28981,"If I ever became a celebrity, first thing I would do is delete all my social media accounts.",Then you’d probably be a celebrity just for a little while,I'm not ever going to be one. It's just a thought.
28982,"I know Fergie probably isn't a Redditor, but just in case she sees this:",White knight cringe overload. ,"Saying ""white knight cringe overload"" is the real cringe here."
28983,White knight cringe overload. ,"Saying ""white knight cringe overload"" is the real cringe here.","Saying ""Saying ""white knight cringe overload"" is the real cringe here."" is the real cringe here."
28984,"I know Fergie probably isn't a Redditor, but just in case she sees this:",The internet being too harsh? Impossible lol! ,"&lt; insert generic ""Imposibru!"" meme here &gt;"
28985,The internet being too harsh? Impossible lol! ,"&lt; insert generic ""Imposibru!"" meme here &gt;",&lt; insert generic triggered response &gt;
28986,"I know Fergie probably isn't a Redditor, but just in case she sees this:",Fergie??,"Nope, sorry. :/"
28987,Fergie??,"Nope, sorry. :/",Just joking! Your post is really sweet
28988,"Nope, sorry. :/",Just joking! Your post is really sweet,"I know, haha. No worries. And thank you!"
28989,"I know Fergie probably isn't a Redditor, but just in case she sees this:",chillaxitive?,Helps a person chill enough to help get the stick outta their ass.
28990,chillaxitive?,Helps a person chill enough to help get the stick outta their ass.,"Oh, okay. Makes sense, lol"
28991,gadzooks! r/CasualConversation is looking for new moderators - details inside!,Mod me..?,🤔
28992,Mod me..?,🤔,"I'm not going to lie, I can be an asshole at times.. but it has the best intentions behind it"
28993,🤔,"I'm not going to lie, I can be an asshole at times.. but it has the best intentions behind it",What's a danke meme?
28994,"I'm not going to lie, I can be an asshole at times.. but it has the best intentions behind it",What's a danke meme?,"Bruh, idmfk"
28995,What's a danke meme?,"Bruh, idmfk","haha, that made me giggle irl "
28996,"Bruh, idmfk","haha, that made me giggle irl ",:/^) I thought it were a guder 
28997,"haha, that made me giggle irl ",:/^) I thought it were a guder ,dirk imho
28998,:/^) I thought it were a guder ,dirk imho,Dirk dirk dirk
28999,🤔,"I'm not going to lie, I can be an asshole at times.. but it has the best intentions behind it","lol, automod

    moderator reports:
    AutoModerator: hostility/controversy - [asshole]"
29000,"I'm not going to lie, I can be an asshole at times.. but it has the best intentions behind it","lol, automod

    moderator reports:
    AutoModerator: hostility/controversy - [asshole]","Remember when automod reported a muffin recipe because it had ""put them in the oven"" in it?"
29001,I love Reddit,Reddit has turned to shit. You can literally buy upvotes.,Who the hell wants to buy fake internet points?
29002,Reddit has turned to shit. You can literally buy upvotes.,Who the hell wants to buy fake internet points?,"yeah seriously, It takes all the fun out of things."
29003,What are you looking forward to this week?,I start university tomorrow :) ,Cool! What are you studying?
29004,I start university tomorrow :) ,Cool! What are you studying?,I'll study Computer Science. What do you do? 
29005,What are you looking forward to this week?,We just got blasted with snow yesterday and today. So I’m going to go ski all weekend! ,Omg you're so lucky. I wish I could ski but I'm stuck here in Florida...
29006,We just got blasted with snow yesterday and today. So I’m going to go ski all weekend! ,Omg you're so lucky. I wish I could ski but I'm stuck here in Florida...,Ah dang dude! Hopefully you’re by the beach or somewhere nice though. 
29007,What are you looking forward to this week?,My whole family is leaving for vacation on Friday. Going to Ana Marie Island for a week.,How exciting! Enjoy your vacation. Where is Ana Marie Island located?
29008,My whole family is leaving for vacation on Friday. Going to Ana Marie Island for a week.,How exciting! Enjoy your vacation. Where is Ana Marie Island located?,Gulf coast of Florida 
29009,Tell Me Something That Makes You Happy,We had a really pretty snow yesterday ,"That's nice, I like the snow sometimes :) Where abouts in the world are you?"
29010,We had a really pretty snow yesterday ,"That's nice, I like the snow sometimes :) Where abouts in the world are you?",Maryland
29011,"That's nice, I like the snow sometimes :) Where abouts in the world are you?",Maryland,Snow in Maryland? Is that normal for February? 
29012,Maryland,Snow in Maryland? Is that normal for February? ,"Yeah, it's pretty normal "
29013,Snow in Maryland? Is that normal for February? ,"Yeah, it's pretty normal ",Huh. I learned something today! Thanks for your response :) 
29014,Let's chat about anything while I'm doing my homework!,Heya! How long until the hw is done?:),WEll... at this pace it'll be a while XD but thats ok. I love interacting with others :D
29015,Heya! How long until the hw is done?:),WEll... at this pace it'll be a while XD but thats ok. I love interacting with others :D,"yea me to, interacting with others makes me feel like a snake on a cake hehe :P"
29016,WEll... at this pace it'll be a while XD but thats ok. I love interacting with others :D,"yea me to, interacting with others makes me feel like a snake on a cake hehe :P",XD snake on a cake? lol thats a new one :P
29017,I think I'm developing a weird but positive addiction,Wooow!! That's amazing. I'm in disbelieve 🙃,"Not that amazing, remember this isn’t a selfless act, I really enjoy doing it. But thanks!"
29018,Wooow!! That's amazing. I'm in disbelieve 🙃,"Not that amazing, remember this isn’t a selfless act, I really enjoy doing it. But thanks!","Things are how you look at them, I see selfless act😉"
29019,I think I'm developing a weird but positive addiction,Take some pictures,Okie doke. I’ll try to do a before and after at the train station.
29020,Take some pictures,Okie doke. I’ll try to do a before and after at the train station.,Cool
29021,I think I'm developing a weird but positive addiction,This is awesome dude. Keep at it!,"Thanks, join me!"
29022,This is awesome dude. Keep at it!,"Thanks, join me!",Not to be accusing... but why are your replies taking credit when you're not the OP?
29023,"Thanks, join me!",Not to be accusing... but why are your replies taking credit when you're not the OP?,I switched accounts. I originally posted on my PC now I’m on mobile. :[
29024,"I'm 19 and just signed up for Reddit, my first ""social media"" account.",run,Run away
29025,run,Run away,Run *far* away.
29026,Run away,Run *far* away.,Take me with you.
29027,Run *far* away.,Take me with you.,Me too...
29028,Take me with you.,Me too...,and me
29029,Me too...,and me,Sign me up
29030,and me,Sign me up,We make for helms deep!
29031,Sign me up,We make for helms deep!,Yes!
29032,Sign me up,We make for helms deep!,No! We should make for my cousins at the mines of Moria! We would receive a royal welcome!
29033,We make for helms deep!,No! We should make for my cousins at the mines of Moria! We would receive a royal welcome!,We should not go to the Dark Lands. One does not simply walk into Mordor.
29034,"I'm 19 and just signed up for Reddit, my first ""social media"" account.",Do you know what memes are?,"To a certain extent, I have a general understand of what they are and what they entail."
29035,Do you know what memes are?,"To a certain extent, I have a general understand of what they are and what they entail.","Don't join any meme communities, they do not have a positive effect on you, trust me."
29036,"To a certain extent, I have a general understand of what they are and what they entail.","Don't join any meme communities, they do not have a positive effect on you, trust me.",Note taken
29037,"To a certain extent, I have a general understand of what they are and what they entail.","Don't join any meme communities, they do not have a positive effect on you, trust me.",But /r/prequelmemes
29038,"Don't join any meme communities, they do not have a positive effect on you, trust me.",But /r/prequelmemes,"Haha, I actually thought about adding that as an exception. That's one of the few good ones."
29039,But /r/prequelmemes,"Haha, I actually thought about adding that as an exception. That's one of the few good ones.",also r/wholesomememes
29040,"I'm 19 and just signed up for Reddit, my first ""social media"" account.",You got a picture of your feet?,[removed]
29041,You got a picture of your feet?,[removed],Fair enough. 
29042,"I'm 19 and just signed up for Reddit, my first ""social media"" account.",Sup man,Salutations! How are you doing today? 
29043,Sup man,Salutations! How are you doing today? ,pretty good! how bout yourself? 
29044,Salutations! How are you doing today? ,pretty good! how bout yourself? ,I am also doing well. I have really been enjoying this warm welcome to reddit. 
29045,"I'm 19 and just signed up for Reddit, my first ""social media"" account.",Are you male or female?,I am a male
29046,Are you male or female?,I am a male,"OK.

Anyway, congratulations for entering the brave world of social media!"
29047,"I'm 19 and just signed up for Reddit, my first ""social media"" account.",Welcome to one of the largest porn sites ever. ,So I've heard. But I'm asexual so I won't be accessing that side of Reddit any time soon.
29048,Welcome to one of the largest porn sites ever. ,So I've heard. But I'm asexual so I won't be accessing that side of Reddit any time soon.,You're missing out. 
29049,So I've heard. But I'm asexual so I won't be accessing that side of Reddit any time soon.,You're missing out. ,"True, but if I won't get anything out of it but disgust, I'm fine with missing out on that."
29050,Psst... what's your least favorite word?,I hate abbreviations and acronyms. ,lmao
29051,I hate abbreviations and acronyms. ,lmao,Hahaha rofl
29052,What would genuinely make your life better right now?,Could go for some extremely late japanese food right now. ,just regular sushi/sashimi or something particular? 
29053,Could go for some extremely late japanese food right now. ,just regular sushi/sashimi or something particular? ,Not regular. Extremely late. 
29054,just regular sushi/sashimi or something particular? ,Not regular. Extremely late. ,Like late enough it's the next day already and the japanese place might actually be open? 
29055,"I Have A Super High Fever and a Painful Cough, Can Someone Give Me Company While I Try To Sleep?",Hi.,Hey man. What you up to?
29056,Hi.,Hey man. What you up to?,"Just lying around...mind doodling.



Yourself?"
29057,I just almost died,"I know this is off-topic ish, but what kind of Jeep? ","03 jeep Cherokee, love her"
29058,"I know this is off-topic ish, but what kind of Jeep? ","03 jeep Cherokee, love her",i miss my 90 cherokee. couldn't afford to have it in the shop all the time. she was the best.
29059,I just almost died,I'm a medic and firefighter. You are pretty lucky. Glad you're alright. ,"Wow, thanks. It made me realize how quickly you could end up unexpectedly dead"
29060,I'm a medic and firefighter. You are pretty lucky. Glad you're alright. ,"Wow, thanks. It made me realize how quickly you could end up unexpectedly dead",Now keep an eye out for occurrences of the numbers 180 for the next few days to be sure. ;) 
29061,I just almost died,"Are you in Asheville???

Either way, glad you're okay!",Waynesville!
29062,"Are you in Asheville???

Either way, glad you're okay!",Waynesville!,That’s so cool! I spend every summer at Lake Junaluska. 
29063,I just almost died,You must be in SHOCK right now,Watt?! I'm pretty shocked that this got downvoted.
29064,You must be in SHOCK right now,Watt?! I'm pretty shocked that this got downvoted.,The current times are shocking no idea how to get up voted
29065,Ever think others think of you?,I don't remember a single person from kindergarten. Am I supposed to remember that far back?,Yes!!! Remember the day you were born!
29066,I don't remember a single person from kindergarten. Am I supposed to remember that far back?,Yes!!! Remember the day you were born!,Well duh. Everyone remembers that. 
29067,Yes!!! Remember the day you were born!,Well duh. Everyone remembers that. ,Get out the bathroom!!!
29068,Well duh. Everyone remembers that. ,Get out the bathroom!!!,What? I'm in the kitchen pantry!
29069,Get out the bathroom!!!,What? I'm in the kitchen pantry!,I can't read!
29070,What? I'm in the kitchen pantry!,I can't read!,Then how'd you know what my comment said?!
29071,I can't read!,Then how'd you know what my comment said?!,My dog can read and hes translating into sign for me xox
29072,Yes!!! Remember the day you were born!,Well duh. Everyone remembers that. ,My first memory is escaping from my crib.
29073,Well duh. Everyone remembers that. ,My first memory is escaping from my crib.,Damn your brain is crazy. My first memory is like 2nd grade. 
29074,My first memory is escaping from my crib.,Damn your brain is crazy. My first memory is like 2nd grade. ,What is it about?
29075,Damn your brain is crazy. My first memory is like 2nd grade. ,What is it about?,Some guy spitting really far. 
29076,What is it about?,Some guy spitting really far. ,That's beautiful
29077,What are you eating or drinking?,"Currently, I just have water. Probably going to have leftover casserole for lunch here in a bit.",Do you want to swap that for my bowl of rusty bolts and oil?
29078,"Currently, I just have water. Probably going to have leftover casserole for lunch here in a bit.",Do you want to swap that for my bowl of rusty bolts and oil?,Hard pass lol
29079,What are you eating or drinking?,I just ate some eggs. I always drink water. Either water or alcohol basically. ,"Us robots only use water for it's properties as a coolant.



"
29080,I just ate some eggs. I always drink water. Either water or alcohol basically. ,"Us robots only use water for it's properties as a coolant.



",U r right. Must refill. 
29081,Does anyone feel better during gloomy weather?,I feel the same! Especially rain makes me happy. ,Move to Seattle. You’ll dislike how much rainy it is here😭
29082,I feel the same! Especially rain makes me happy. ,Move to Seattle. You’ll dislike how much rainy it is here😭,Doubt it. 
29083,Does anyone feel better during gloomy weather?,I feel the same! Especially rain makes me happy. ,I love the rain especially when it thunders.
29084,I feel the same! Especially rain makes me happy. ,I love the rain especially when it thunders.,I love a good thunderstorm!!! 
29085,Does anyone feel better during gloomy weather?,I feel the same! Especially rain makes me happy. ,"Depends on where you are at. If you are in a cozy spot, for sure."
29086,I feel the same! Especially rain makes me happy. ,"Depends on where you are at. If you are in a cozy spot, for sure.",I love being outside and inside when it rains. Doesn’t really matter to me. 
29087,Does anyone feel better during gloomy weather?,I feel the same! Especially rain makes me happy. ,"If you haven't heard about it yet, ir if no one has reccomended it yet, then check out r/rain"
29088,I feel the same! Especially rain makes me happy. ,"If you haven't heard about it yet, ir if no one has reccomended it yet, then check out r/rain",Thank you! 
29089,Does anyone feel better during gloomy weather?,I feel the same! Especially rain makes me happy. ,"I'm so glad there are so many people just like me! I especially love cold, foggy, rainy days. "
29090,I feel the same! Especially rain makes me happy. ,"I'm so glad there are so many people just like me! I especially love cold, foggy, rainy days. ","Yes! 
I especially love going for runs when the weather is like that! "
29091,Does anyone feel better during gloomy weather?,I never liked the rain 'til I walked through it with you....,Wat
29092,I never liked the rain 'til I walked through it with you....,Wat,A Clint Black song
29093,Does anyone feel better during gloomy weather?,"I feel very depressed during rain and winter, but i am glad you feel happy!","Let me guess, sunny days make you feel better?"
29094,"I feel very depressed during rain and winter, but i am glad you feel happy!","Let me guess, sunny days make you feel better?",a little bit yeah :)
29095,"I still find it weird to think of myself as an ""adult"".","I’m 39 and I swear I feel like I’m 24. 
I’m like oh... I’m old. ",That isn't old. *you've got one more good year before you're old!* 
29096,"I’m 39 and I swear I feel like I’m 24. 
I’m like oh... I’m old. ",That isn't old. *you've got one more good year before you're old!* ,........ *uncontrollable sobbing *
29097,"I still find it weird to think of myself as an ""adult"".","I’m 39 and I swear I feel like I’m 24. 
I’m like oh... I’m old. ","I'm 33 and feel the same, unless my hip is out. Then I feel 74 "
29098,"I’m 39 and I swear I feel like I’m 24. 
I’m like oh... I’m old. ","I'm 33 and feel the same, unless my hip is out. Then I feel 74 ",Here.. use my Hoveround. I have it especially fitted with tennis balls on the bottom. 
29099,"I still find it weird to think of myself as an ""adult"".",Same. 31 year old female here.,:)
29100,Same. 31 year old female here.,:),"Oh, you cheeky person you ;)"
29101,:),"Oh, you cheeky person you ;)",;D
29102,"Oh, you cheeky person you ;)",;D,"Nerd, in the best way. I swear."
29103,;D,"Nerd, in the best way. I swear.","Ha ha.

You, I like you."
29104,"I still find it weird to think of myself as an ""adult"".",I was an adult once. It was awful. ,Ha ha!  Story time?
29105,I was an adult once. It was awful. ,Ha ha!  Story time?,"Lol, nah. I kid. I'm basically a really responsible 12 year old on the inside. "
29106,Suggest me a band and I'll listen to them :),Vundabar,Listened to 'Hives'. Since the first 3 seconds I already loved it haha. great band!
29107,Vundabar,Listened to 'Hives'. Since the first 3 seconds I already loved it haha. great band!,Gawk is a great album imo. Antics has some good songs too.
29108,Listened to 'Hives'. Since the first 3 seconds I already loved it haha. great band!,Gawk is a great album imo. Antics has some good songs too.,They give me old school vibes. They sound amazing
29109,Gawk is a great album imo. Antics has some good songs too.,They give me old school vibes. They sound amazing,Glad to hear you like them. I want them to blow up and get popular.
29110,Suggest me a band and I'll listen to them :),Psychedelic Porn Crumpets - Cornflake ,Thanks! Great song. Also listened to ''Gallop to Southport''. Amazing
29111,Psychedelic Porn Crumpets - Cornflake ,Thanks! Great song. Also listened to ''Gallop to Southport''. Amazing,"I just found out about this band a few days ago, myself. Lots of good stuff there! "
29112,Suggest me a band and I'll listen to them :),Greta Van Fleet,Hey! Listened to ''Talk on the Street'' and loved it. 
29113,Greta Van Fleet,Hey! Listened to ''Talk on the Street'' and loved it. ,Will listen to the whole album later :)
29114,Hey! Listened to ''Talk on the Street'' and loved it. ,Will listen to the whole album later :),If you want more Greta Van Fleet then just listen to the first 5 LED Zeppelin albums.
29115,Suggest me a band and I'll listen to them :),indigo la end,Listening to them right now! Do you have a favorite album or song?
29116,indigo la end,Listening to them right now! Do you have a favorite album or song?,ohhh yea they’re awesome! and i really love natsuyo no magic &amp; 想いきり 
29117,Listening to them right now! Do you have a favorite album or song?,ohhh yea they’re awesome! and i really love natsuyo no magic &amp; 想いきり , 想いきり is awesome! Can't understand a word but they sound very good haha
29118,ohhh yea they’re awesome! and i really love natsuyo no magic &amp; 想いきり , 想いきり is awesome! Can't understand a word but they sound very good haha,i actually tried to google the lyrics and found a rough translation! it’s quite sad
29119,Suggest me a band and I'll listen to them :),Eden,The only song Eden song I'd listened to was 'Sex'. Listening to 'float' right now. 
29120,Eden,The only song Eden song I'd listened to was 'Sex'. Listening to 'float' right now. ,rock+roll and crash are good songs too
29121,Suggest me a band and I'll listen to them :),First Aid Kit ,wow.
29122,First Aid Kit ,wow.,Listening to 'Waitress Song'' not what I expected. They're really good!
29123,"I've just eaten a mango, for the first time in my life.",Can I ask where you're from? The name Lira for currency has me curious. Ps. Mango smoothies =💓,Lira is the currency of Turkey :)
29124,Can I ask where you're from? The name Lira for currency has me curious. Ps. Mango smoothies =💓,Lira is the currency of Turkey :),I Googled it and saw but it said Syria &amp; Lebanon too?? Thank you! 
29125,"I've just eaten a mango, for the first time in my life.","Incidentally, my favorite fruit is the mango :D",Happy mango-ing!
29126,"Incidentally, my favorite fruit is the mango :D",Happy mango-ing!,Thank you :)
29127,"I've just eaten a mango, for the first time in my life.",The only mango I've ever eaten tasted like pine trees...,I don't even know what pine trees taste like lol
29128,The only mango I've ever eaten tasted like pine trees...,I don't even know what pine trees taste like lol,My horse used to eat pine trees. Her breath always smelled like Christmas. :)
29129,I don't even know what pine trees taste like lol,My horse used to eat pine trees. Her breath always smelled like Christmas. :),That's just adorable :)
29130,The only mango I've ever eaten tasted like pine trees...,I don't even know what pine trees taste like lol,bitter and sticky. not really worth the splinters.
29131,I don't even know what pine trees taste like lol,bitter and sticky. not really worth the splinters.,Sounds about right.
29132,"I've just eaten a mango, for the first time in my life.",Wait til you try a ripe one!!!,You people are getting me hyped :D
29133,Wait til you try a ripe one!!!,You people are getting me hyped :D,Heaven on earth
29134,"I've just eaten a mango, for the first time in my life.",Charlie Kelly called and is wondering if you have a blueberry or a pear,Definitely a pear!
29135,Charlie Kelly called and is wondering if you have a blueberry or a pear,Definitely a pear!,It's all sandy
29136,"I've just eaten a mango, for the first time in my life.",Mango is one of my favorite fruit. Welcome to the gret family of mango enthusiast hahahaha ,"Haha thanks for welcoming me seems like a nice, flavorful place :)"
29137,Mango is one of my favorite fruit. Welcome to the gret family of mango enthusiast hahahaha ,"Haha thanks for welcoming me seems like a nice, flavorful place :)",It is fren it is 
29138,Nostalgia.,"I sometimes YouTube old commercials, promos, and shows from 1999-2008 (mainly Cartoon Network) ",Have you seen the Nostalgia Critic talk about old commercials?
29139,"I sometimes YouTube old commercials, promos, and shows from 1999-2008 (mainly Cartoon Network) ",Have you seen the Nostalgia Critic talk about old commercials?,Nope. Does he analyze them or something? 
29140,Have you seen the Nostalgia Critic talk about old commercials?,Nope. Does he analyze them or something? ,He reviews old commercials. But he mostly talks about old 80s and 90s movies.
29141,Nostalgia.,"I sometimes YouTube old commercials, promos, and shows from 1999-2008 (mainly Cartoon Network) ",Waaasssuuuuuup?
29142,"I sometimes YouTube old commercials, promos, and shows from 1999-2008 (mainly Cartoon Network) ",Waaasssuuuuuup?,Hahaha dilly dilly!
29143,Nostalgia.,I loved 90210 and My so called life.,I have never watched those shows.
29144,I loved 90210 and My so called life.,I have never watched those shows.,Both are quintessential 90s - ulimate nostalgia.
29145,Drunk me gave sober me a present!,The last time drunk me gave sober me a surprise I quit drinking.,Well now we need the story 
29146,The last time drunk me gave sober me a surprise I quit drinking.,Well now we need the story ,Herpes!
29147,Well now we need the story ,Herpes!,"Bam bam!
"
29148,Drunk me gave sober me a present!,"Drunk me use to give me presents too!  

“Wow, I don’t remember throwing up over there.. gross!”","And ""what are all these strange texts on my phone...I don't remember sending th....ah shit"""
29149,"Drunk me use to give me presents too!  

“Wow, I don’t remember throwing up over there.. gross!”","And ""what are all these strange texts on my phone...I don't remember sending th....ah shit""",The worst is when you text your parents.
29150,Drunk me gave sober me a present!,Drunk me leaves a glass of water on my bedside. It’s always vodka.,I like the way drunk you thinks.
29151,Drunk me leaves a glass of water on my bedside. It’s always vodka.,I like the way drunk you thinks.,If he never stops drinking he can never get hungover 
29152,I like the way drunk you thinks.,If he never stops drinking he can never get hungover ,So in a way drunk me is looking after sober me? 
29153,If he never stops drinking he can never get hungover ,So in a way drunk me is looking after sober me? ,Drunk you just doesn’t want to go back in the box 
29154,Who are your favourite musicians?,shiloh and nujabes,"Personally never heard of them, but I'll give em a listen "
29155,shiloh and nujabes,"Personally never heard of them, but I'll give em a listen ","Nujabes is a classic on his genre (rip)

Shiloh is brand new "
29156,"Personally never heard of them, but I'll give em a listen ","Nujabes is a classic on his genre (rip)

Shiloh is brand new ",Nice
29157,I love people who use mobile ordering,I literally just ordered a cake to my table in the pub I'm in with my phone. The future is here ,Spoons?
29158,I literally just ordered a cake to my table in the pub I'm in with my phone. The future is here ,Spoons?,Yup :)
29159,Spoons?,Yup :),Thought so
29160,I literally just ordered a cake to my table in the pub I'm in with my phone. The future is here ,Spoons?,The only way to eat cake
29161,I love people who use mobile ordering,I literally just ordered a cake to my table in the pub I'm in with my phone. The future is here ,spoons app is a God send
29162,I literally just ordered a cake to my table in the pub I'm in with my phone. The future is here ,spoons app is a God send,LOL I thought this was a spoons vs forks for cake discussion 
29163,"I always wear headphones at college to avoid talking to people, and today I took them off early.",lol i thought this was gonna be a heart warming story,"Obviously not, moral of the story is keeping your headphones on. "
29164,lol i thought this was gonna be a heart warming story,"Obviously not, moral of the story is keeping your headphones on. ",Keeping my headphones in works for me until I'm at the gym. 
29165,lol i thought this was gonna be a heart warming story,"Obviously not, moral of the story is keeping your headphones on. ","Yeah, you don't get to take the headphones off to stop listening to music."
29166,lol i thought this was gonna be a heart warming story,"Obviously not, moral of the story is keeping your headphones on. ",Headphones by Watsky is a good song that relates to this exactly lol
29167,"I always wear headphones at college to avoid talking to people, and today I took them off early.","I use to have a great shirt that read ""I'm not antisocial, just shy, feel free to talk to me.""",I feel like wearing this shirt would give me anxiety.
29168,"I use to have a great shirt that read ""I'm not antisocial, just shy, feel free to talk to me.""",I feel like wearing this shirt would give me anxiety.,"Why? Just think about it this way, you're wearing the shirt ironically."
29169,Music!!! Favorite song/album of the moment?, I’m jamming ZZ Top Degullo LP at this very moment! Very strong vibe and timeless appeal.,Sturgill Simpson*
29170, I’m jamming ZZ Top Degullo LP at this very moment! Very strong vibe and timeless appeal.,Sturgill Simpson*,Thank you. My bad. 
29171, I’m jamming ZZ Top Degullo LP at this very moment! Very strong vibe and timeless appeal.,Sturgill Simpson*,Luv the name! I’ve often fantasized about being an agent my self. 
29172,Sturgill Simpson*,Luv the name! I’ve often fantasized about being an agent my self. ,Do what?
29173,My little sister is having a baby! I’m going to be an aunt!!,Have you got a degree in Aunt-ness?! It's vital!,Ohhhh noooo! Where do I get one? Maybe I’m not as ready as I thought! 
29174,Have you got a degree in Aunt-ness?! It's vital!,Ohhhh noooo! Where do I get one? Maybe I’m not as ready as I thought! ,I knew you were a LIAR!! &lt;3 jk
29175,Ohhhh noooo! Where do I get one? Maybe I’m not as ready as I thought! ,I knew you were a LIAR!! &lt;3 jk,"Well if you’d tell me where to get it, we wouldn’t be in this situation, now would we!"
29176,I knew you were a LIAR!! &lt;3 jk,"Well if you’d tell me where to get it, we wouldn’t be in this situation, now would we!","Idk dude, like, Best Buy?"
29177,"Well if you’d tell me where to get it, we wouldn’t be in this situation, now would we!","Idk dude, like, Best Buy?",That means I actually have to get in my car and go somewhere...never mind. 
29178,"Idk dude, like, Best Buy?",That means I actually have to get in my car and go somewhere...never mind. ,"being a great mother-figure unless it means driving a car, sounds familiar. "
29179,That means I actually have to get in my car and go somewhere...never mind. ,"being a great mother-figure unless it means driving a car, sounds familiar. ","Can’t be perfect all the time, right? "
29180,My little sister is having a baby! I’m going to be an aunt!!,They married? If so that’s a big step :0 ,"They are not, but they’re very committed to each other regardless. "
29181,They married? If so that’s a big step :0 ,"They are not, but they’re very committed to each other regardless. ",That’s good.  People should be more committed.  Hope it goes well :3 
29182,"They are not, but they’re very committed to each other regardless. ",That’s good.  People should be more committed.  Hope it goes well :3 ,Thank you! (:
29183,That’s good.  People should be more committed.  Hope it goes well :3 ,Thank you! (:,Chu welcome :D 
29184,I did laundry today.,"You moved your personal mountains to let a little bit of sunshine ray in.



Excellent.



",":D 
The days are finally getting longer again. It's nice to see the sun once in a while. "
29185,"You moved your personal mountains to let a little bit of sunshine ray in.



Excellent.



",":D 
The days are finally getting longer again. It's nice to see the sun once in a while. ","You make the sunshine.



"
29186,":D 
The days are finally getting longer again. It's nice to see the sun once in a while. ","You make the sunshine.



",\(^////^)
29187,I did laundry today.,Sitcoms?,Do you have any favourites in particular? :) 
29188,Sitcoms?,Do you have any favourites in particular? :) ,"Friends, himym but really I'll watch anything. Bbts fine. Mom is great and Brooklyn 99. "
29189,Do you have any favourites in particular? :) ,"Friends, himym but really I'll watch anything. Bbts fine. Mom is great and Brooklyn 99. ",Oh I've seen a few of those. Good choices. :) 
29190,I did laundry today.,For me it's shaving every morning. I lack motivation for doing that.,Considered growing it out? Might look acceptable. 
29191,For me it's shaving every morning. I lack motivation for doing that.,Considered growing it out? Might look acceptable. ,"It would, but I don't like that look that much."
29192,I did laundry today.,Come do my laundry now!,"Sure, if you do the mopping. :p"
29193,Come do my laundry now!,"Sure, if you do the mopping. :p",Of laundry?
29194,"Sure, if you do the mopping. :p",Of laundry?,I meant the floor haha
29195,Of laundry?,I meant the floor haha,"How do you launder a floor? You won't make a good housewife, man."
29196,Texting quirks you like.,Never really thought about it...haha,"You're conflicting me.. I like the haha, but the dots.."
29197,Never really thought about it...haha,"You're conflicting me.. I like the haha, but the dots..",That was the point haha...
29198,"You're conflicting me.. I like the haha, but the dots..",That was the point haha...,[removed]
29199,Texting quirks you like.,"I always end my texts with an emoji, usually a smile or heart. ",Hey why didn't I get a heart?
29200,"I always end my texts with an emoji, usually a smile or heart. ",Hey why didn't I get a heart?,"I only do it with texts, not posts, but for you I’ll make an exception 💕"
29201,Texting quirks you like.,It bothers me when people use even number of dots why texting. ,Wait you count the dots? That's...
29202,It bothers me when people use even number of dots why texting. ,Wait you count the dots? That's...,"Well, most of the time I don't because not like people use 50-80 dots. It's usually 3-5"
29203,"Bored, what cheap hobbies are easy to learn?","I read frees books on Amazon prime,  I think it's a good use of time","&gt; frees books 

Gutenberg library. also archieve.org (free music)"
29204,"I read frees books on Amazon prime,  I think it's a good use of time","&gt; frees books 

Gutenberg library. also archieve.org (free music)","&gt;  archieve.org

archive.org
"
29205,"Bored, what cheap hobbies are easy to learn?",A new language ☺ You have Youtube for free and forums,You also have Doulingo if you're wanting to start at beginning levels.
29206,A new language ☺ You have Youtube for free and forums,You also have Doulingo if you're wanting to start at beginning levels.,"Duolingo is amazing! And super fun.
*no, i wasn't paid to say this*"
29207,What's your craziest true story that no one ever believes?,"No one believes I dated a professional model. Not ugly just an average dude. 

",Dude who was she?
29208,"No one believes I dated a professional model. Not ugly just an average dude. 

",Dude who was she?,She's not really from north america. She's from the Philippines. 
29209,Dude who was she?,She's not really from north america. She's from the Philippines. ,Man you got it. So how was your date? You must be excited once u came to know...
29210,What's your craziest true story that no one ever believes?,I lost my virginity with a condom on and got a girl pregnant.,Bad luck or good luck? 
29211,I lost my virginity with a condom on and got a girl pregnant.,Bad luck or good luck? ,I love my kid.  Though it was a disaster that completely changed the trajectory of my life.
29212,Bad luck or good luck? ,I love my kid.  Though it was a disaster that completely changed the trajectory of my life.,What happened?
29213,I'm going to be alone for valentines day.,Why is valentines day even a holiday? ,because Hallmark is very good at creating reasons to buy cards.
29214,Why is valentines day even a holiday? ,because Hallmark is very good at creating reasons to buy cards.,The craziest part is that people feel the need to obey... 
29215,I'm going to be alone for valentines day.,I've been alone on Valentine's day...for 28 straight years running.,room for 2? well not 28 years but long enough
29216,I've been alone on Valentine's day...for 28 straight years running.,room for 2? well not 28 years but long enough,"Hopefully not, I don't want you to share my fate."
29217,room for 2? well not 28 years but long enough,"Hopefully not, I don't want you to share my fate.","Appreciate it man, hope your times will get better too :)"
29218,What’s a song you can sing from memory for no reason?,"In West Philadelphia, born and raised...",On the playground is where I spent most of my days 
29219,"In West Philadelphia, born and raised...",On the playground is where I spent most of my days ,"Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool"
29220,On the playground is where I spent most of my days ,"Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool",Shooting some B-ball upside the school
29221,"Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool",Shooting some B-ball upside the school,"when a couple of guys, they were up to no good"
29222,What’s a song you can sing from memory for no reason?,"SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME,",But do you know the second verse tho?
29223,"SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME,",But do you know the second verse tho?,It’s a cool place and they say it gets colder but ya bundled up now wait till ya get older!
29224,Let's talk about videogames!,Nintendo with super Mario 3. I wish I still had it. Loved that game. ,"woooow, cool! I wish I had a NES ;-;"
29225,Nintendo with super Mario 3. I wish I still had it. Loved that game. ,"woooow, cool! I wish I had a NES ;-;",That and n64 with mario64 was the most fun gaming I ever had. 
29226,"woooow, cool! I wish I had a NES ;-;",That and n64 with mario64 was the most fun gaming I ever had. ,I used to play this at my best friend's home xD
29227,That and n64 with mario64 was the most fun gaming I ever had. ,I used to play this at my best friend's home xD,Me and my buddy pulled an all nighter trying to beat it. It had so much to do. 
29228,Had to leave a party early tonight. How is everyone Friday night going?,Were* starting,"Sorry, God forbid a person makes a grammatical mistake after a couple of beers."
29229,Were* starting,"Sorry, God forbid a person makes a grammatical mistake after a couple of beers.",What beer did you drink? 
29230,Truth or Truth,Can I have 12 bottles of truth please?," #Brave Contender

**What** Is the meaning and point of life?"
29231,Can I have 12 bottles of truth please?," #Brave Contender

**What** Is the meaning and point of life?",42!
29232," #Brave Contender

**What** Is the meaning and point of life?",42!,What is the mathematical proof for 42?
29233," #Brave Contender

**What** Is the meaning and point of life?",42!,42! = 1405006117752879898543142606244511569936384000000000
29234,42!,42! = 1405006117752879898543142606244511569936384000000000,"I'll admit that took me a moment, lol"
29235,Truth or Truth,Hard choice but i pick truth,"#Brave Contender

**What** Is the weirdest thing you have done recently?"
29236,Hard choice but i pick truth,"#Brave Contender

**What** Is the weirdest thing you have done recently?",Pineapple on pizza. Now truth or truth? 
29237,"#Brave Contender

**What** Is the weirdest thing you have done recently?",Pineapple on pizza. Now truth or truth? ,Truth
29238,Pineapple on pizza. Now truth or truth? ,Truth,Whats the most special/unique thing about you? 
29239,Truth,Whats the most special/unique thing about you? ,I guess that I graduated college before highschool thouh now I’m not sure.
29240,Whats the most special/unique thing about you? ,I guess that I graduated college before highschool thouh now I’m not sure.,How'd you do that?? 
29241,"#Brave Contender

**What** Is the weirdest thing you have done recently?",Pineapple on pizza. Now truth or truth? ,THIS IS NOT WEIRD! IT IS WONDERFUL!
29242,Hard choice but i pick truth,"#Brave Contender

**What** Is the weirdest thing you have done recently?",Salt water cleanse. You have to stay in your house pooping for hours.
29243,Truth or Truth,Da....truth,"#Brave Contender

**What** Is the most recent thing you’ve had a flashback too?"
29244,Da....truth,"#Brave Contender

**What** Is the most recent thing you’ve had a flashback too?","Road tripping in Australia back in 2005, listening to sugar ray constantly."
29245,Truth or Truth,Truth please and thanks ,"#Brave Contender

**What** What do you regret?"
29246,Truth please and thanks ,"#Brave Contender

**What** What do you regret?",Actively losing years of my life to cruel relationships. Romantic and familial.
29247,Truth or Truth,Truth,"#Brave Contender

**What** Keeps you online?"
29248,Truth,"#Brave Contender

**What** Keeps you online?","Reddit, YouTube, Video Games and Reddit "
29249,"#Brave Contender

**What** Keeps you online?","Reddit, YouTube, Video Games and Reddit ",Your turn
29250,"Reddit, YouTube, Video Games and Reddit ",Your turn,What keeps you online?
29251,Your turn,What keeps you online?,Talking to people and learning about them
29252,What keeps you online?,Talking to people and learning about them,I choose truth
29253,Talking to people and learning about them,I choose truth,"#Brave Contender

**What** Have you yet to do?"
29254,I choose truth,"#Brave Contender

**What** Have you yet to do?",Practice 40 Hours
29255,"#Brave Contender

**What** Have you yet to do?",Practice 40 Hours,Practice for or practice it?
29256,Practice 40 Hours,Practice for or practice it?,Practice violin
29257,Truth or Truth,Truth?,"#Brave Contender

**What** Is space? Why is it cool?"
29258,Truth?,"#Brave Contender

**What** Is space? Why is it cool?","Space is the last frontier! It's cool because it smells like steak, apparently"
29259,"#Brave Contender

**What** Is space? Why is it cool?","Space is the last frontier! It's cool because it smells like steak, apparently",Your turn
29260,"Space is the last frontier! It's cool because it smells like steak, apparently",Your turn,What's  something you always do when no one is watching? 
29261,Your turn,What's  something you always do when no one is watching? ,"Sing, very, very, loudly."
29262,Truth or Truth,Truth,"#Brave Contender

**What** is the meaning of Pi, why is it 3.14159etc?"
29263,Truth,"#Brave Contender

**What** is the meaning of Pi, why is it 3.14159etc?",Psi is the ratio of the circles circumference to it's diameter.
29264,"#Brave Contender

**What** is the meaning of Pi, why is it 3.14159etc?",Psi is the ratio of the circles circumference to it's diameter.,But why is it not 2.59etc?
29265,Truth or Truth,I DARE you to tell me the truth!,Well then you have to ask me a question
29266,I DARE you to tell me the truth!,Well then you have to ask me a question,"I see. Well tell me the truth, are you a flyingpig? "
29267,Well then you have to ask me a question,"I see. Well tell me the truth, are you a flyingpig? ","No silly, I’m a flying antelope!"
29268,Truth or Truth,hturt,"#Evarb Rednetnoc

**tahw** od uoy ton ekil gnillet ot elpoep uoy tsuj tem?"
29269,hturt,"#Evarb Rednetnoc

**tahw** od uoy ton ekil gnillet ot elpoep uoy tsuj tem?","If they smell, it's always uncomfortable to say ""hey, you stink"""
29270,"#Evarb Rednetnoc

**tahw** od uoy ton ekil gnillet ot elpoep uoy tsuj tem?","If they smell, it's always uncomfortable to say ""hey, you stink""",your turn
29271,Truth or Truth,I CHOOSE TRUTH,"#Brave Comtender

**Where** is the nearest puppy or kitty?"
29272,I CHOOSE TRUTH,"#Brave Comtender

**Where** is the nearest puppy or kitty?",taking up the entire couch like a dick head.
29273,"#Brave Comtender

**Where** is the nearest puppy or kitty?",taking up the entire couch like a dick head.,"Lol, your turn"
29274,taking up the entire couch like a dick head.,"Lol, your turn",What is is your favourite season?
29275,"Lol, your turn",What is is your favourite season?,Fall
29276,Truth or Truth,"So many choices, but I guess I’ll pick truth ","#Brave Comtender

**Whose** voice did you read this in?"
29277,"So many choices, but I guess I’ll pick truth ","#Brave Comtender

**Whose** voice did you read this in?","Morgan Freeman’s, obviously. Now truth or truth? "
29278,"#Brave Comtender

**Whose** voice did you read this in?","Morgan Freeman’s, obviously. Now truth or truth? ",Truth
29279,"Morgan Freeman’s, obviously. Now truth or truth? ",Truth,"What was the last thought you had that made you pause and go, “wow, that was fucked up”?"
29280,Truth or Truth,I'll take Truth for 100.,"#Brave Comtender

**Do** you want 100 truths?"
29281,I'll take Truth for 100.,"#Brave Comtender

**Do** you want 100 truths?","Nah, just one. Was making a silly reference to Wheel of Fortune :)"
29282,"#Brave Comtender

**Do** you want 100 truths?","Nah, just one. Was making a silly reference to Wheel of Fortune :)","#BRAVE CONTENDER, I was 23 in damnit

**What** is your purpose in life?"
29283,Truth or Truth,truth!,"#Brave Contender

**What** is your favorite song?"
29284,truth!,"#Brave Contender

**What** is your favorite song?",of all time? pink and white or chanel by frank ocean 
29285,"#Brave Contender

**What** is your favorite song?",of all time? pink and white or chanel by frank ocean ,The fuck is pink and white? I just looked it up on spotify and am confuse. 
29286,of all time? pink and white or chanel by frank ocean ,The fuck is pink and white? I just looked it up on spotify and am confuse. ,"oh sorry, on spotify it's pink &amp; (the ampersand matters) white "
29287,The fuck is pink and white? I just looked it up on spotify and am confuse. ,"oh sorry, on spotify it's pink &amp; (the ampersand matters) white ","Ah, not my style personally, but it sounds chill."
29288,Truth or Truth,"Truth if proof. 

Shoor me a truth.","#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHY** Are you a redditor?
"
29289,"Truth if proof. 

Shoor me a truth.","#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHY** Are you a redditor?
",A friend introduced me to Reddit. Got hooked when I knew how everything worked.
29290,Truth or Truth,I P I C K T R U T H,"#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**What** are you doing?
"
29291,I P I C K T R U T H,"#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**What** are you doing?
",I am browsing Reddit and answering your question.
29292,Truth or Truth,Truth.,"#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**What** makes you cool?"
29293,Truth.,"#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**What** makes you cool?",I can have a conversation with silence.
29294,Truth or Truth,Truth ,"#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**What** do you need to fix?"
29295,Truth ,"#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**What** do you need to fix?",My computer and my relationships with my friends. 
29296,Truth or Truth,"From my choices, I’m going with Truth :) ","#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**are** you a morning person?"
29297,"From my choices, I’m going with Truth :) ","#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**are** you a morning person?",Definitely not. Lol 😂 
29298,Truth or Truth,"Tough call, but let's go with truth","#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**What** is the loneliest number?"
29299,"Tough call, but let's go with truth","#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**What** is the loneliest number?","1, because everyone's jealous of the winners.

What thing are you attracted to recently?"
29300,"#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**What** is the loneliest number?","1, because everyone's jealous of the winners.

What thing are you attracted to recently?","Humanitarianism, girls"
29301,Truth or Truth,"Still doing this? I pick truth
","#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**What** is your passion?"
29302,"Still doing this? I pick truth
","#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**What** is your passion?",Handball amd rock music.
29303,Truth or Truth,Ummm... truth.,"#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**What** is the weirdest thing you have eaten?"
29304,Ummm... truth.,"#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**What** is the weirdest thing you have eaten?",Not that daring but the Barf flavored jellybean
29305,Truth or Truth,"Hmmm... I'll pick truth, although truth does seem a little fun... Screw it, I'll pick truth!","#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**What** are you insecure about?"
29306,"Hmmm... I'll pick truth, although truth does seem a little fun... Screw it, I'll pick truth!","#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**What** are you insecure about?",My strength.
29307,"#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**What** are you insecure about?",My strength.,"Fair enough, your turn"
29308,My strength.,"Fair enough, your turn",Truth or truth?
29309,"Fair enough, your turn",Truth or truth?,Truth
29310,Truth or truth?,Truth,Have you got any pets?
29311,Truth,Have you got any pets?,uno puppy
29312,Have you got any pets?,uno puppy,What’s its name?
29313,Truth or Truth,Truth me,"#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**What** is your favorite food?"
29314,Truth me,"#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**What** is your favorite food?","Haha, **it's Pizza!**

What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you this year?
"
29315,Truth or Truth,I'll go with option 2.,"#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**What** makes you?"
29316,I'll go with option 2.,"#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**What** makes you?",Mostly oxygen with a bit of carbon and hydrogen.
29317,"#B R A V E   C O N T E N D E R 

**What** makes you?",Mostly oxygen with a bit of carbon and hydrogen.,Fair enough. Don't forget the dihydrogen monoxide. 
29318,Mostly oxygen with a bit of carbon and hydrogen.,Fair enough. Don't forget the dihydrogen monoxide. ,I figured that was covered in the Oxygen and Hydrogen.
29319,Truth or Truth,"Truth, this looks fun.","#Brave Contender

**What** is fun"
29320,"Truth, this looks fun.","#Brave Contender

**What** is fun","Time with my wife and son.

If someone gave you a present, what would you hope was in the box?"
29321,"The longer I’m on Reddit, the more I realize how toxic most of the larger subreddits are.",[removed],[removed]
29322,[removed],[removed],[deleted]
29323,[removed],[deleted],[removed]
29324,[deleted],[removed],\[lol I want karma as well\]
29325,[removed],\[lol I want karma as well\],[deleted]
29326,\[lol I want karma as well\],[deleted],[shenanigans]
29327,[deleted],[shenanigans],[epic delete lol]
29328,[deleted],[shenanigans],[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]
29329,[removed],\[lol I want karma as well\],[shameless ask for gold]
29330,[removed],[removed],[what's happening and how did I get in this box?]
29331,[removed],[what's happening and how did I get in this box?],[removed]
29332,"The longer I’m on Reddit, the more I realize how toxic most of the larger subreddits are.",Comment section on r/watchpeopledie,What about them? I've always found it pretty interesting
29333,Comment section on r/watchpeopledie,What about them? I've always found it pretty interesting,There are some comments that makes fun of people who died.
29334,What about them? I've always found it pretty interesting,There are some comments that makes fun of people who died.,What I've seen has been more dark humour than making fun of the dead specifically
29335,"The longer I’m on Reddit, the more I realize how toxic most of the larger subreddits are.",True. Why are subs like r/watchpeopledie or r/wincest or even stuff like r/misogyny allowed?,/r/wincest is innocent; it is a isolated fetish with fake videos and photos.
29336,True. Why are subs like r/watchpeopledie or r/wincest or even stuff like r/misogyny allowed?,/r/wincest is innocent; it is a isolated fetish with fake videos and photos.,Fake? It looks real TBH 
29337,/r/wincest is innocent; it is a isolated fetish with fake videos and photos.,Fake? It looks real TBH ,They get porn videos and slap captions into them
29338,Fake? It looks real TBH ,They get porn videos and slap captions into them,No shit
29339,They get porn videos and slap captions into them,No shit,Sorry
29340,No shit,Sorry,Dont say sorry. That person is an asshole
29341,"The longer I’m on Reddit, the more I realize how toxic most of the larger subreddits are.","That's why I keep away from them, nothing really interesting happening there ",I like r/askreddit
29342,"That's why I keep away from them, nothing really interesting happening there ",I like r/askreddit,"Yeap, that's a nice place to start"
29343,What's good in your life at the moment?,"Did my civic duty and went for Jury duty yesterday, feeling pretty good about it!",What was the crime? 
29344,"Did my civic duty and went for Jury duty yesterday, feeling pretty good about it!",What was the crime? ,Didn't hear any case.  They were all settled and there is no need for a jury
29345,I finally deleted Instagram and I finally feel free and like myself again.,"&gt;only 120 likes
",Can I get 120 upvotes instead? 
29346,"&gt;only 120 likes
",Can I get 120 upvotes instead? ,"Done, can I have upvote too? :D "
29347,I finally deleted Instagram and I finally feel free and like myself again.,"I get you,. But I find it ironic you post this to social media",Reddit's more of a forum site than social media... Isn't it?
29348,"I get you,. But I find it ironic you post this to social media",Reddit's more of a forum site than social media... Isn't it?,It started as a forum with a social aspect. Now it's a social media site with a forum aspect
29349,I finally deleted Instagram and I finally feel free and like myself again.,I don't even have Instagram and I already hate myself 😔,): need someone to talk to?
29350,I don't even have Instagram and I already hate myself 😔,): need someone to talk to?," it only makes it worse 😭🤧

But I'm very thankful and grateful for you saying that."
29351,"If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?",Everything.,Sorry. You only get one thing...
29352,Everything.,Sorry. You only get one thing...,Yea but why can't my one thing be everything?
29353,Sorry. You only get one thing...,Yea but why can't my one thing be everything?,Ha!
29354,"Send me a song to listen to, and I will try to send you a song back that sounds similar that you might like!",6IX9INE - Gotti,2018 - Trash
29355,6IX9INE - Gotti,2018 - Trash,fuck up pussy
29356,2018 - Trash,fuck up pussy,Point proven...
29357,fuck up pussy,Point proven...,ur mom proven 
29358,Point proven...,ur mom proven ,"Troll, must be."
29359,"Send me a song to listen to, and I will try to send you a song back that sounds similar that you might like!",Africa - Toto,Final Countdown - Europe
29360,Africa - Toto,Final Countdown - Europe,funny thing because I was obsessed with this song when I was like 4 years old
29361,I see colors when I listen to music,Is it only when your eyes are closed or when they’re open too? That’s really interesting ,"Doesn’t matter, it’s a mental image rather than something I see in my field of vision."
29362,Is it only when your eyes are closed or when they’re open too? That’s really interesting ,"Doesn’t matter, it’s a mental image rather than something I see in my field of vision.",is it not normal to see a mental image of music and stuff?
29363,I see colors when I listen to music,I smell colors.... figure that one out lol,does orange smell like orange ?
29364,I smell colors.... figure that one out lol,does orange smell like orange ?,Do snozberries smell like snozberries?
29365,does orange smell like orange ?,Do snozberries smell like snozberries?,didn't know snozberries is a color
29366,I see colors when I listen to music,do you also see shapes because that happens to me ,No  I don’t 
29367,do you also see shapes because that happens to me ,No  I don’t ,aw it would be cool if u did. then we could talk about it 
29368,I see colors when I listen to music,What music is the most vibrant and energetic to see?,"Future bass is my favorite, it’s absolutely incredible!"
29369,What music is the most vibrant and energetic to see?,"Future bass is my favorite, it’s absolutely incredible!",Crank that music on powerful bone-rattling subwoofers. What do you see?
29370,Tell me about a song that means a lot to you.,7 Years by Lukas Graham. It reminds me about how much of a failure I am.,I’m sure you’re not a failure love. 
29371,7 Years by Lukas Graham. It reminds me about how much of a failure I am.,I’m sure you’re not a failure love. ,"Unfortunately I am. 29, still living with my parents, and never had a girlfriend. "
29372,I’m sure you’re not a failure love. ,"Unfortunately I am. 29, still living with my parents, and never had a girlfriend. ",Everyone moves at their own pace. Don’t be too hard on yourself. 
29373,"Unfortunately I am. 29, still living with my parents, and never had a girlfriend. ",Everyone moves at their own pace. Don’t be too hard on yourself. ,"If by pace you mean, not move at all, then I guess you're right."
29374,What will $200 buy me in your hobby?,A moniter with decent specs or a mid range aeg.,What’s a moniter? What hobby is this?
29375,A moniter with decent specs or a mid range aeg.,What’s a moniter? What hobby is this?,Its a screen for a PC and and aeg is an airsoft gun. I've got a couple of hobbies
29376,What’s a moniter? What hobby is this?,Its a screen for a PC and and aeg is an airsoft gun. I've got a couple of hobbies,Ah! Monitor! 
29377,What will $200 buy me in your hobby?,"A gi, groin guard and mouth guard",You do BJJ?
29378,"A gi, groin guard and mouth guard",You do BJJ?,That's right!
29379,What will $200 buy me in your hobby?,A shit ton of ice cream. ,Ice cream is a hobby? 
29380,A shit ton of ice cream. ,Ice cream is a hobby? ,Who are you to say it’s not?
29381,A shit ton of ice cream. ,Ice cream is a hobby? ,"It can be.
Use you imagination. "
29382,Rain.,You’re not alone r/raining ,Didn't realize there would be a sub just about that. Guess there's one for everything huh?
29383,You’re not alone r/raining ,Didn't realize there would be a sub just about that. Guess there's one for everything huh?,"Yeah, Reddit’s pretty awesome."
29384,You’re not alone r/raining ,Didn't realize there would be a sub just about that. Guess there's one for everything huh?,r/ofcoursethatsathing
29385,What do you collect?,Japanese Women's Wrestling DVD's.,Are you jerking off to it? 
29386,Japanese Women's Wrestling DVD's.,Are you jerking off to it? ,"Me personally, no. Is somebody jerking off to it? Undoubtedly."
29387,Are you jerking off to it? ,"Me personally, no. Is somebody jerking off to it? Undoubtedly.",So why then?   So interesting. 
29388,"Me personally, no. Is somebody jerking off to it? Undoubtedly.",So why then?   So interesting. ,Are you genuinely interested?
29389,So why then?   So interesting. ,Are you genuinely interested?,Very curious what makes you want to collect in this area.   
29390,I passed my driving test :),Congratulations! I've got my test (uk) in 19 days and I'm very nervous,"That's really funny, got mine in 19 days too
"
29391,Congratulations! I've got my test (uk) in 19 days and I'm very nervous,"That's really funny, got mine in 19 days too
",Good luck! I shall try to remember and see how you get on!
29392,"That's really funny, got mine in 19 days too
",Good luck! I shall try to remember and see how you get on!,"Haha, now I will do the same ^^"
29393,Good luck! I shall try to remember and see how you get on!,"Haha, now I will do the same ^^",How did you get on? Mine was a fail! Rebooking for August.
29394,"Haha, now I will do the same ^^",How did you get on? Mine was a fail! Rebooking for August.,"Mine was a fail too, though I am retaking my exam july 3th :O 
Was so nervous D:"
29395,I passed my driving test :),Haha.... I love ypur name.,"Thanks &lt;3 
It was either that or Pragnent"
29396,Haha.... I love ypur name.,"Thanks &lt;3 
It was either that or Pragnent","Great video tho, i need to check back and see if he’s made more."
29397,I passed my driving test :),"Well done, but I'm not gonna lie I mostly came here to applaud your magnificent username. ",Well thank you &lt;3
29398,"Well done, but I'm not gonna lie I mostly came here to applaud your magnificent username. ",Well thank you &lt;3,You are most welcome. &lt;3
29399,I passed my driving test :),"until you know how to drive a manual, you don't know how to drive ",Luckily the car I used to learn was a manual ;)
29400,"until you know how to drive a manual, you don't know how to drive ",Luckily the car I used to learn was a manual ;),you are boss 
29401,Ask me a question and I will ask you one in return,What country would be the worst to wake up naked in? ,[removed]
29402,What country would be the worst to wake up naked in? ,[removed],New Zealand because it's more liberal than Australia and it's also warm.
29403,Ask me a question and I will ask you one in return,What is best in life? ,Happiness
29404,What is best in life? ,Happiness,"Somewhere interesting.


What's the pettiest thing that makes you mad? "
29405,Whats the scariest movie you’ve seen.,The first sinister movie messed me up ,"I agree, however I’d stay away from the second one."
29406,The first sinister movie messed me up ,"I agree, however I’d stay away from the second one.",Whys that?
29407,Extreme Coffee people are weirdly aggressive,Coffee sucks so does tea,You are allowed to dislike them just don’t hate anyone for liking them :)
29408,Coffee sucks so does tea,You are allowed to dislike them just don’t hate anyone for liking them :),"That's my general policy for anything be it food,media,philosophy or anything"
29409,Extreme Coffee people are weirdly aggressive,Let’s go get a cup of white chocolate mochas!! ,With a shot of Raspberry👌 so bomb 
29410,Let’s go get a cup of white chocolate mochas!! ,With a shot of Raspberry👌 so bomb ,I’ve not had that in hot coffee! Sounds pretty good actually!
29411,Extreme Coffee people are weirdly aggressive,I love putting a scoop of ice cream and sugar. Perfect for saturday.,I’m gonna do that when I buy ice cream:)
29412,I love putting a scoop of ice cream and sugar. Perfect for saturday.,I’m gonna do that when I buy ice cream:),"Yeah, it makes the coffee nice and frothy."
29413,"Ask me any question, and I'll most likely answer.",How are you doing today?,"I'm doing just fine. How are you, yo?"
29414,How are you doing today?,"I'm doing just fine. How are you, yo?",I'm doing quite well!
29415,"I'm doing just fine. How are you, yo?",I'm doing quite well!,I'm really glad to hear that.
29416,"Ask me any question, and I'll most likely answer.",What is you favorite color?,"Black, Red, Purple, Silver"
29417,What is you favorite color?,"Black, Red, Purple, Silver",pick one please 
29418,"Ask me any question, and I'll most likely answer.",Name your top 25 favorite letters. Go.,C S X R T U Z Y V W P M Q A D E F G H I J K L N O  
29419,Name your top 25 favorite letters. Go.,C S X R T U Z Y V W P M Q A D E F G H I J K L N O  ,"Hates the B, I see."
29420,C S X R T U Z Y V W P M Q A D E F G H I J K L N O  ,"Hates the B, I see.",Ask me why
29421,"Hates the B, I see.",Ask me why,Stung too many times by them little muuugs? Why dont you like B's? Talk at me. 
29422,Ask me why,Stung too many times by them little muuugs? Why dont you like B's? Talk at me. ,B cause
29423,Anyone else just miss the feeling of having someone to talk with everyday about normal stuff?,おはよう！ ,OPじゃないですがこんにちは！
29424,おはよう！ ,OPじゃないですがこんにちは！,なんさいでづか？ こうこうせいですか？
29425,Anyone else just miss the feeling of having someone to talk with everyday about normal stuff?,"안녕하세요! 나는 한국말 공부해요, 조금 말해요. 뫄 오늘 배오았어요?",안녕하세요! 나도 한국어를 공부했어요! 2주간 한국어를 배웠어요! (Hope that was right lol)
29426,"안녕하세요! 나는 한국말 공부해요, 조금 말해요. 뫄 오늘 배오았어요?",안녕하세요! 나도 한국어를 공부했어요! 2주간 한국어를 배웠어요! (Hope that was right lol),"네, 이해했어요! 나는 한국어를 잘 못해요 ㅋㅋㅋ "
29427,안녕하세요! 나도 한국어를 공부했어요! 2주간 한국어를 배웠어요! (Hope that was right lol),"네, 이해했어요! 나는 한국어를 잘 못해요 ㅋㅋㅋ ","No, you’re probably better than me!! 😂 Do you study it at school?"
29428,"Amuse me, tell me something interesting about yourself","I speak four languages, anyone else? ",Which ones? 
29429,"I speak four languages, anyone else? ",Which ones? ,"Korean, English, Japanese, and Mandarin! "
29430,"Amuse me, tell me something interesting about yourself","I speak four languages, anyone else? ","1. English 
2. ASL 
3. Two year old
4. Cat "
29431,"I speak four languages, anyone else? ","1. English 
2. ASL 
3. Two year old
4. Cat ",is that why your tongue is so rough?
29432,"1. English 
2. ASL 
3. Two year old
4. Cat ",is that why your tongue is so rough?,Yes. 
29433,What non-English songs do you like?,"Goud by Bazaar, Als ze lacht by yevgueni",Nice song! The singer has this great calm voice.
29434,"Goud by Bazaar, Als ze lacht by yevgueni",Nice song! The singer has this great calm voice.,"He has! Its music from belgium by the way, the dutch part (Flanders)"
29435,Who else uses reddit because they feel lonely in real life?,"I don't even have a life, so yeah.","&gt; I don't even have a life

Me neither"
29436,"I don't even have a life, so yeah.","&gt; I don't even have a life

Me neither",Your username checks out
29437,Who else uses reddit because they feel lonely in real life?,Unspeakably lonely.,This is why Reddit is my friend.  Screw real people.
29438,Unspeakably lonely.,This is why Reddit is my friend.  Screw real people.,"Reddit is real people  
  
*:screams:*"
29439,Unspeakably lonely.,This is why Reddit is my friend.  Screw real people.,I’m not a bot tho :(
29440,Who else uses reddit because they feel lonely in real life?,Unspeakably lonely.,Hello my lovely fellow person how are you doing today?
29441,Unspeakably lonely.,Hello my lovely fellow person how are you doing today?,"An inexplicable feeling,but present for once,thank you.And yourself?"
29442,Who else uses reddit because they feel lonely in real life?,Unspeakably lonely.,You just need someone to talk to :)
29443,Unspeakably lonely.,You just need someone to talk to :),Indeed I do.
29444,You just need someone to talk to :),Indeed I do.,I’ll talk with you:) It always fun to meet new people
29445,Who else uses reddit because they feel lonely in real life?,"Me! Tinder is such a hit-and-miss, I actually had more success with reddit.",You had dating success on reddit!
29446,"Me! Tinder is such a hit-and-miss, I actually had more success with reddit.",You had dating success on reddit!,"Yes. Once.

I got approached twice, but the other one got cold feet :("
29447,You had dating success on reddit!,"Yes. Once.

I got approached twice, but the other one got cold feet :(",How?
29448,"Yes. Once.

I got approached twice, but the other one got cold feet :(",How?,How what?
29449,How?,How what?,How did you find a redditor 
29450,How what?,How did you find a redditor ,"*Hey I just met you,*

*And this is crazy.*

*But here's my number,*

*So Whatsapp me maybe?*"
29451,You're given $5000...,I cant use to help fund my 25k adoption?,25K Adoption? Huh?
29452,I cant use to help fund my 25k adoption?,25K Adoption? Huh?,Im adopting a little China girl in June and all total costing me 25k
29453,25K Adoption? Huh?,Im adopting a little China girl in June and all total costing me 25k,I think he'd be cool with that
29454,Im adopting a little China girl in June and all total costing me 25k,I think he'd be cool with that,Great!
29455,25K Adoption? Huh?,Im adopting a little China girl in June and all total costing me 25k,I’m not sure about you but I’ve always found plastic to be better than China it’s sturdier.
29456,Im adopting a little China girl in June and all total costing me 25k,I’m not sure about you but I’ve always found plastic to be better than China it’s sturdier.,Good point. ☺
29457,I’m not sure about you but I’ve always found plastic to be better than China it’s sturdier.,Good point. ☺,Sorry man bad joke.
29458,Good point. ☺,Sorry man bad joke.,Yes. It was. Ive heard worse. No worries 
29459,25K Adoption? Huh?,Im adopting a little China girl in June and all total costing me 25k,I think if you spent it on her and things she'd enjoy that'd count.
29460,You're given $5000...,My to my uncle say I had a crazy night in Chicago and use it in bills lol. ,He'll have the Fun Police come and put you in Fun Jail
29461,My to my uncle say I had a crazy night in Chicago and use it in bills lol. ,He'll have the Fun Police come and put you in Fun Jail,Lol bills seem more important 5 grand will go a long way 
29462,He'll have the Fun Police come and put you in Fun Jail,Lol bills seem more important 5 grand will go a long way ,Don't drop the soap in fun jail....
29463,You're given $5000...,I'd buy a ton of Legos,WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!
29464,I'd buy a ton of Legos,WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!,I don't think it'll get very far in Legos
29465,I like it when people message me,Don’t message me,"same ^

Way too lazy to respond to people"
29466,Don’t message me,"same ^

Way too lazy to respond to people",*fist bump*
29467,Whats your favorite Studio Ghibli movie?,"I really liked Princess Mononoke.  It wasn't the first for me, though.  The plot thickens! :D",What was your first?
29468,"I really liked Princess Mononoke.  It wasn't the first for me, though.  The plot thickens! :D",What was your first?,Spirited Away.  Definitely a really good film as well.  Those Ghibli folks do some good work. 
29469,What was your first?,Spirited Away.  Definitely a really good film as well.  Those Ghibli folks do some good work. ,Damn good work
29470,Whats your favorite Studio Ghibli movie?,What was the name of the one with the girl who goes to the kingdom full of cats? ,The cat returns?
29471,What was the name of the one with the girl who goes to the kingdom full of cats? ,The cat returns?,exactly! that's my favourite
29472,The cat returns?,exactly! that's my favourite,I love that movie!
29473,Whats your favorite Studio Ghibli movie?,Spirited Away.,Was it your first?
29474,Spirited Away.,Was it your first?,My favorite. 
29475,Was it your first?,My favorite. ,What?
29476,Whats your favorite Studio Ghibli movie?,Is anyone else excited about the Studio Ghibli theme park that’s going to open in 2022?,"Wheres, it gonna be??? That sounds really cool!!!"
29477,Is anyone else excited about the Studio Ghibli theme park that’s going to open in 2022?,"Wheres, it gonna be??? That sounds really cool!!!",It’s going to be near Nagoya in Japan. Can’t wait!
29478,I've realised I've never seen an owl in real life :(,You never been to a zoo?,I mean seeing owls in the wild. 
29479,You never been to a zoo?,I mean seeing owls in the wild. ,Have you ever seen a tiger in the wild?
29480,I mean seeing owls in the wild. ,Have you ever seen a tiger in the wild?,Have you ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
29481,Have you ever seen a tiger in the wild?,Have you ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?,Brb
29482,I've realised I've never seen an owl in real life :(,I’m a city girl and I’ve never seen wild animals close up in real life :-(,City boy here. Never seen or heard an owl in my life. I wish I did.
29483,I’m a city girl and I’ve never seen wild animals close up in real life :-(,City boy here. Never seen or heard an owl in my life. I wish I did.,"me too, that would be an experience"
29484,I've realised I've never seen an owl in real life :(,"Did you know that if you look inside an owl's ear, you can see the back of its eyeball?",Did you also know that's how you lose an eye? ;-)
29485,"Did you know that if you look inside an owl's ear, you can see the back of its eyeball?",Did you also know that's how you lose an eye? ;-),I bet that happened to the first person to peek in an owl ear
29486,Why am I always tired ?,"Get some bloodwork done. Could be anemia, has those symptoms",I hate needles :(
29487,"Get some bloodwork done. Could be anemia, has those symptoms",I hate needles :(,Only takes a second though!
29488,"Get some bloodwork done. Could be anemia, has those symptoms",I hate needles :(,"I hate needles too, haha.
"
29489,Why am I always tired ?,"Vitamin D deficiency. Believe me, it can wear you down.",I will definitely go an buy some vitamin D supplements.
29490,"Vitamin D deficiency. Believe me, it can wear you down.",I will definitely go an buy some vitamin D supplements.,Also get your b12 checked with vitamin D
29491,What video games have you been playing last week?,I’ve been playing too much breath of the wild.,That is one game I would like to play. It has a awesome world.
29492,I’ve been playing too much breath of the wild.,That is one game I would like to play. It has a awesome world.,It’s a great game and if you have a switch you can play it while taking a dump.
29493,That is one game I would like to play. It has a awesome world.,It’s a great game and if you have a switch you can play it while taking a dump.,Or a really long bus ride.
29494,It’s a great game and if you have a switch you can play it while taking a dump.,Or a really long bus ride.,Or any long boring situation.
29495,Anyone up for a chat?,how are you ,Trapped in a car with country music playing😐
29496,how are you ,Trapped in a car with country music playing😐,"i'm drinking some tea, not up to much at the moment. do you like country music? i don't. "
29497,Anyone up for a chat?,I'm encouraging insomnia,"Not good friend, you need sleep"
29498,I'm encouraging insomnia,"Not good friend, you need sleep",you have a point. Ill try that now
29499,"Not good friend, you need sleep",you have a point. Ill try that now,Gnite!
29500,Anyone up for a chat?,I'm currently obsessed with Bloodborne. Any video games you love as much as I love that one? ,Oooooo I don’t play video games hahaha
29501,I'm currently obsessed with Bloodborne. Any video games you love as much as I love that one? ,Oooooo I don’t play video games hahaha,Well then. What *are* you obsessed with currently?
29502,Anyone up for a chat?,Where are ya headed? I love road trips!,"I’m going through the smoky mountains atm
It’s a long one and we’ve got some rain right now"
29503,Where are ya headed? I love road trips!,"I’m going through the smoky mountains atm
It’s a long one and we’ve got some rain right now","Have you ever seen mountains before, will this be your first time?"
29504,"I’m going through the smoky mountains atm
It’s a long one and we’ve got some rain right now","Have you ever seen mountains before, will this be your first time?","No I make this trip every year, sometimes more than once"
29505,Anyone up for a chat?,"Deadmau5, future, mgk,breathe Carolina tiesto, juicy j, adventure club to name a few",Hmm I’m confused?
29506,"Deadmau5, future, mgk,breathe Carolina tiesto, juicy j, adventure club to name a few",Hmm I’m confused?,Sorry that was supposed to be in reply to my previous music festival comment.
29507,Hmm I’m confused?,Sorry that was supposed to be in reply to my previous music festival comment.,"Lol ohhh 
That’s awesome.do you like dancing?"
29508,Sorry that was supposed to be in reply to my previous music festival comment.,"Lol ohhh 
That’s awesome.do you like dancing?",I do but it's hard to watch lmao
29509,"Lol ohhh 
That’s awesome.do you like dancing?",I do but it's hard to watch lmao,"Lol I like to dance too 
I love dancing to Justin Timberlake "
29510,I do but it's hard to watch lmao,"Lol I like to dance too 
I love dancing to Justin Timberlake ",Not really my taste in music but I'm not knocking it. Any go to dance moves?
29511,"Lol I like to dance too 
I love dancing to Justin Timberlake ",Not really my taste in music but I'm not knocking it. Any go to dance moves?,Lol I can moonwalk does that count?
29512,Not really my taste in music but I'm not knocking it. Any go to dance moves?,Lol I can moonwalk does that count?,Better than jaden?
29513,Lol I can moonwalk does that count?,Better than jaden?,"Idk I’m pretty good...
I taught myself years ago"
29514,Anyone up for a chat?,"8 hours? Where are you going, the moon?",No the moon is closed for memorial weekend so we’re headed to mars😆
29515,"8 hours? Where are you going, the moon?",No the moon is closed for memorial weekend so we’re headed to mars😆,Oh sarcasm. I like sarcasm.
29516,No the moon is closed for memorial weekend so we’re headed to mars😆,Oh sarcasm. I like sarcasm.,Was that sarcasm?😁
29517,What generation are you? And what was your childhood?,I'm only 21 but this made me feel really old lol,Bitch please. 34 xD
29518,I'm only 21 but this made me feel really old lol,Bitch please. 34 xD,Yeah u old fam
29519,Bitch please. 34 xD,Yeah u old fam,Get off my lawn! lo
29520,Yeah u old fam,Get off my lawn! lo,Weird to me that people born in 2005 aren't babies tbh
29521,How are you?,Having and art block and went to see if reddit can fix that. :/,Me too. What kind of art do you like to do?
29522,Having and art block and went to see if reddit can fix that. :/,Me too. What kind of art do you like to do?,"Just random scribbles that I turn into people or animals.
"
29523,I appreciate people who don’t make you feel left out,This is so wholesome 😍,It really was a wholesome moment and I kept expressing how happy I was after the hangout 😅☺️
29524,This is so wholesome 😍,It really was a wholesome moment and I kept expressing how happy I was after the hangout 😅☺️,Omg you guys are all so good 😢😍😄
29525,I had a realisation today that nobody would see me as their best friend.,How old are you OP?,Just turned 18 two months ago
29526,How old are you OP?,Just turned 18 two months ago,Oh man then you have nothing to worry about. chill.
29527,I went clubbing with my parents,18? Where do you live?,Sounds like UK with the use of tonne and uni
29528,18? Where do you live?,Sounds like UK with the use of tonne and uni,And braces for suspenders.
29529,18? Where do you live?,Sounds like UK with the use of tonne and uni,Is tonne from the UK? Wow how do you describe more than a lot in the US then? 😂
29530,Sounds like UK with the use of tonne and uni,Is tonne from the UK? Wow how do you describe more than a lot in the US then? 😂,"It's spelled ""ton"" in the U.S., and I have no idea why. 😅😂"
29531,Is tonne from the UK? Wow how do you describe more than a lot in the US then? 😂,"It's spelled ""ton"" in the U.S., and I have no idea why. 😅😂",Because there are extraneous letters.
29532,I went clubbing with my parents,18? Where do you live?,Lol there are other places than US and almost all have a lower drinking age
29533,18? Where do you live?,Lol there are other places than US and almost all have a lower drinking age,No need for snarkiness. I was curious.
29534,I went clubbing with my parents,18? Where do you live?,Australia!!
29535,18? Where do you live?,Australia!!,"Most of my kids are grown now, and it’s pretty fun to go out with them. Good for your parents!"
29536,I went clubbing with my parents,Your post and comments made me smile :) ,You telling me that made me smile too :) 
29537,Your post and comments made me smile :) ,You telling me that made me smile too :) ,":) this reply made me smile too! 
We could create a never-ending loop of smile prompts! Lol "
29538,I went clubbing with my parents,How was the music/lighting there? ,House music (I think?) and dim with a lot of strobe lighting and fog machine ahhaha
29539,How was the music/lighting there? ,House music (I think?) and dim with a lot of strobe lighting and fog machine ahhaha,Body shaking bass and all? 
29540,I went clubbing with my parents,You are only 18? This is illegal!,UK legal drinking age is 18 :)
29541,You are only 18? This is illegal!,UK legal drinking age is 18 :),"No, you have to be 21 to drink"
29542,UK legal drinking age is 18 :),"No, you have to be 21 to drink",No you don't...?
29543,"No, you have to be 21 to drink",No you don't...?,Yes you do... it is THE LAW.
29544,Just looking for some new friends!,Did you like Mafia 3?,Never played 
29545,Did you like Mafia 3?,Never played ,"Don't, it's the worst. "
29546,Just looking for some new friends!,"What sort of rap do you like? Scat, fast, casual, heavy, or else?",I like every type of rap! I'm less of a fan of super lyrical rap. 
29547,"What sort of rap do you like? Scat, fast, casual, heavy, or else?",I like every type of rap! I'm less of a fan of super lyrical rap. ,"Well, ypu said you have a ps4, what games (other than the ones you mentioned) do you like?"
29548,Just looking for some new friends!,Put a bad lil bitch on a pill,AND SHE FUCKED THE TEAM THATS HOW U FEEL? 
29549,Put a bad lil bitch on a pill,AND SHE FUCKED THE TEAM THATS HOW U FEEL? ,"Im going to their concert Oct6, finna be lit"
29550,AND SHE FUCKED THE TEAM THATS HOW U FEEL? ,"Im going to their concert Oct6, finna be lit",brooo that's awesome 😭😭 I wishhh 
29551,People keep teasing me for cuddling with my mom.,My opinion. Y’all need some help. You and your mother. ,Because they show affection to each other? Must be a sad life you lead there.
29552,My opinion. Y’all need some help. You and your mother. ,Because they show affection to each other? Must be a sad life you lead there.,Nope I lead a pretty great life. But you also are entitled to your opinion :) 
29553,Because they show affection to each other? Must be a sad life you lead there.,Nope I lead a pretty great life. But you also are entitled to your opinion :) ,"Haha, alright. "
29554,"I'll reply to every comment in this thread. Ask a question, muse about penguins, shit on Lebron, whatever's on your mind. You'll quit before I do.(lonely as hell)",How old are you,Older than you probably.
29555,How old are you,Older than you probably.,Doubtful
29556,Older than you probably.,Doubtful,Going by reddit averages :)
29557,"I'll reply to every comment in this thread. Ask a question, muse about penguins, shit on Lebron, whatever's on your mind. You'll quit before I do.(lonely as hell)","&gt; In millimeters

Try converting the distance of the observable universe to millimeters. ",~28 billion parsecs = 8.63989722767e+29 millimeters.
29558,"&gt; In millimeters

Try converting the distance of the observable universe to millimeters. ",~28 billion parsecs = 8.63989722767e+29 millimeters.,"&gt; 8.63989722767e+29 millimeters

And how many zeros is that?"
29559,"I'll reply to every comment in this thread. Ask a question, muse about penguins, shit on Lebron, whatever's on your mind. You'll quit before I do.(lonely as hell)","&gt; In millimeters

Try converting the distance of the observable universe to millimeters. ",I'll leave that as an exercise for you.
29560,"&gt; In millimeters

Try converting the distance of the observable universe to millimeters. ",I'll leave that as an exercise for you.,And I will leave it to some Maths geek to figure it out.
29561,"I'll reply to every comment in this thread. Ask a question, muse about penguins, shit on Lebron, whatever's on your mind. You'll quit before I do.(lonely as hell)",What’s the saddest song you can think of? Aside from the pet one ,Whats the pet one?
29562,What’s the saddest song you can think of? Aside from the pet one ,Whats the pet one?,From those old pet shelter commercials. Arms of the angel i think is what it’s called. 
29563,Whats the pet one?,From those old pet shelter commercials. Arms of the angel i think is what it’s called. ,The Sarah McLachlan song? Please. That's not even HER saddest song.
29564,From those old pet shelter commercials. Arms of the angel i think is what it’s called. ,The Sarah McLachlan song? Please. That's not even HER saddest song.,Yes that one ok
29565,"I'll reply to every comment in this thread. Ask a question, muse about penguins, shit on Lebron, whatever's on your mind. You'll quit before I do.(lonely as hell)",Cavs or Celtics in 7?,Heart says Cavs. Mind says Celtics.
29566,Cavs or Celtics in 7?,Heart says Cavs. Mind says Celtics.,Do you think either has a chance against west
29567,"I'll reply to every comment in this thread. Ask a question, muse about penguins, shit on Lebron, whatever's on your mind. You'll quit before I do.(lonely as hell)",What's your favorite subreddit?,Maybe this one because the people are nice. You?
29568,What's your favorite subreddit?,Maybe this one because the people are nice. You?,Probably r/AskReddit
29569,Maybe this one because the people are nice. You?,Probably r/AskReddit,Why?
29570,Probably r/AskReddit,Why?,Because I like seeing what are people's opinions on different topics.
29571,I just learned about grilled cheese sandwich combined with tomato soup! I have no idea how I lived without that before!,"It’s the ultimate comfort food combo, especially in the winter. ",Aww man I really wish I had discovered it in winter. 
29572,"It’s the ultimate comfort food combo, especially in the winter. ",Aww man I really wish I had discovered it in winter. ,Dip your sandwich in the soup.
29573,Aww man I really wish I had discovered it in winter. ,Dip your sandwich in the soup.,And I'm back to my childhood.  Way back before I cared how bad Campbell's soup was for me.
29574,Aww man I really wish I had discovered it in winter. ,Dip your sandwich in the soup.,My life changed when the fuelled cheese nation attacked the soup
29575,Dip your sandwich in the soup.,My life changed when the fuelled cheese nation attacked the soup,"""But then, everything changed when the Grilled Cheese Nation attacked"""
29576,Aww man I really wish I had discovered it in winter. ,Dip your sandwich in the soup.,Grill your sandwich covered in parmasen cheese! 
29577,Aww man I really wish I had discovered it in winter. ,Dip your sandwich in the soup.,Dip?!?! Dunk that delicous cheese filled sandwick. Drown it in the tomato soup
29578,Aww man I really wish I had discovered it in winter. ,Dip your sandwich in the soup.,Yea that's the point of the post lol
29579,"It’s the ultimate comfort food combo, especially in the winter. ",Aww man I really wish I had discovered it in winter. ,"If you think that’s amazing, this will completely blow your mind...add bacon."
29580,Aww man I really wish I had discovered it in winter. ,"If you think that’s amazing, this will completely blow your mind...add bacon.",That's not a grilled cheese that's a melt reeeeeEEEEEEEEE
29581,Aww man I really wish I had discovered it in winter. ,"If you think that’s amazing, this will completely blow your mind...add bacon.",Came here to say this!
29582,"It’s the ultimate comfort food combo, especially in the winter. ",Aww man I really wish I had discovered it in winter. ,The best is dipping the sandwich in the soup. Kind of like a French dip. But a Cheese Dip. 
29583,"It’s the ultimate comfort food combo, especially in the winter. ",Aww man I really wish I had discovered it in winter. ,The river Temarc
29584,"It’s the ultimate comfort food combo, especially in the winter. ",Aww man I really wish I had discovered it in winter. ,Winter is coming.
29585,I just learned about grilled cheese sandwich combined with tomato soup! I have no idea how I lived without that before!,"It’s the ultimate comfort food combo, especially in the winter. ",it's just pizza at that point. 
29586,"It’s the ultimate comfort food combo, especially in the winter. ",it's just pizza at that point. ,"No, once you dip it, it's technically a melt. "
29587,it's just pizza at that point. ,"No, once you dip it, it's technically a melt. ","it's cheese, bread, and a tomato sauce. it's pizza. "
29588,"No, once you dip it, it's technically a melt. ","it's cheese, bread, and a tomato sauce. it's pizza. ",Pizzas are just open-faced melts
29589,"it's cheese, bread, and a tomato sauce. it's pizza. ",Pizzas are just open-faced melts,"calzones closes pizzas. this, still pizza"
29590,I just learned about grilled cheese sandwich combined with tomato soup! I have no idea how I lived without that before!,"It’s the ultimate comfort food combo, especially in the winter. ","Ever tried dicing up some tomato, onions, and garlic with your sammich, it's heavenly."
29591,"It’s the ultimate comfort food combo, especially in the winter. ","Ever tried dicing up some tomato, onions, and garlic with your sammich, it's heavenly.",Cook your grilled cheese in garlic butter. It's a game changer!
29592,I just learned about grilled cheese sandwich combined with tomato soup! I have no idea how I lived without that before!,"It’s the ultimate comfort food combo, especially in the winter. ","The question is - do you use butter to make your grilled cheese, or mayo? "
29593,"It’s the ultimate comfort food combo, especially in the winter. ","The question is - do you use butter to make your grilled cheese, or mayo? ",butter. Warm mayo makes me want to throw up.
29594,"The question is - do you use butter to make your grilled cheese, or mayo? ",butter. Warm mayo makes me want to throw up.,"I assure you, you don't taste mayonnaise at all. "
29595,I just learned about grilled cheese sandwich combined with tomato soup! I have no idea how I lived without that before!,Try adding a dill pickle!,ooo I’ll be doing this now
29596,Try adding a dill pickle!,ooo I’ll be doing this now,I see it and I understand the struggle
29597,I just learned about grilled cheese sandwich combined with tomato soup! I have no idea how I lived without that before!,This is adorable! Any dishes you think us Americas are missing out on?,South Indian dosa with coconut chutney or South Indian Vada with sambar. It’s AMAZING. 🙏🏼
29598,This is adorable! Any dishes you think us Americas are missing out on?,South Indian dosa with coconut chutney or South Indian Vada with sambar. It’s AMAZING. 🙏🏼,Sambar is the best bro!!! 
29599,I just learned about grilled cheese sandwich combined with tomato soup! I have no idea how I lived without that before!,This is adorable! Any dishes you think us Americas are missing out on?,"Real lasagne. No ricotta, use a cheese bechamel instead!"
29600,This is adorable! Any dishes you think us Americas are missing out on?,"Real lasagne. No ricotta, use a cheese bechamel instead!",r/gatekeeping
29601,I just learned about grilled cheese sandwich combined with tomato soup! I have no idea how I lived without that before!,Sprinkle some garlic salt on your bread before you grill your cheese... delish,This! And pesto if you're into it. I haven't been able to turn back it's so good. 
29602,Sprinkle some garlic salt on your bread before you grill your cheese... delish,This! And pesto if you're into it. I haven't been able to turn back it's so good. ,I gots to try that one.
29603,I just learned about grilled cheese sandwich combined with tomato soup! I have no idea how I lived without that before!,My mom wont buy tomato soup so i cant try :(,Save your allowance and buy it yourself!
29604,My mom wont buy tomato soup so i cant try :(,Save your allowance and buy it yourself!,I will do this
29605,What are your plans for the three day weekend?,I'm going to a music festival on sunday,Aww fun! What kind?
29606,I'm going to a music festival on sunday,Aww fun! What kind?,"Hip Hop 
"
29607,Aww fun! What kind?,"Hip Hop 
","Rad, have fun!"
29608,Anyone wanna chat,What's up? I'm just playing some Ghost Recon Wildlands right now. ,Never heard of that! Currently listening to the I music and drinking!
29609,What's up? I'm just playing some Ghost Recon Wildlands right now. ,Never heard of that! Currently listening to the I music and drinking!,"It's an open world stealth game, what music?"
29610,Never heard of that! Currently listening to the I music and drinking!,"It's an open world stealth game, what music?",Sounds good! Uhm chart music unfortunately haha
29611,"It's an open world stealth game, what music?",Sounds good! Uhm chart music unfortunately haha,Do you listen to any smaller stuff other times? There's nothing wrong with chart music btw. 
29612,Sounds good! Uhm chart music unfortunately haha,Do you listen to any smaller stuff other times? There's nothing wrong with chart music btw. ,I prefer less heard of music for sure. What are you Into? Chart music is all the same to me 
29613,Anyone wanna chat,Just hanging out at a coffee shop then heading home to have tea in my room,Sounds good. How much sugar do u take? 
29614,Just hanging out at a coffee shop then heading home to have tea in my room,Sounds good. How much sugar do u take? ,"Less than zero if possible, this new Japanese sencha I got as a lot of natural sweetness."
29615,Favorite Mario title video game?,Mario Kart without a doubt,"Which Mario Kart, the original?"
29616,Mario Kart without a doubt,"Which Mario Kart, the original?",Any mario kart really. There just fun to play with people every couple of years. 
29617,Favorite Mario title video game?,"Mario FIFA (a.k.a, Super Mario Strikers)","Ha, I loved that game! Sucks that the sequel was cancelled."
29618,"Mario FIFA (a.k.a, Super Mario Strikers)","Ha, I loved that game! Sucks that the sequel was cancelled.","&gt;Sucks that the sequel was cancelled

Isn't there one for the Wii though? 
"
29619,"Ha, I loved that game! Sucks that the sequel was cancelled.","&gt;Sucks that the sequel was cancelled

Isn't there one for the Wii though? 
",There is but that isn’t a sequel. It’s more of a port. 
29620,"&gt;Sucks that the sequel was cancelled

Isn't there one for the Wii though? 
",There is but that isn’t a sequel. It’s more of a port. ,Right! I noticed.
29621,There is but that isn’t a sequel. It’s more of a port. ,Right! I noticed.,Yea haha
29622,"as a millennial, I'm frustrated",Avocado toast? Wtf is that?,The two huge context clues didn’t give it away?
29623,Avocado toast? Wtf is that?,The two huge context clues didn’t give it away?,My mistake the proper question shouldn't be what is that but why is that a thing 
29624,How are you guys and gals doing tonight?,"I feel restless and wide awake, at 3:35am... trying to depressurise but it’s not working.",What are you trying to depressurise with?
29625,"I feel restless and wide awake, at 3:35am... trying to depressurise but it’s not working.",What are you trying to depressurise with?,"Just trying to breathe right now, clear the tension and all that fun stuff."
29626,What are you trying to depressurise with?,"Just trying to breathe right now, clear the tension and all that fun stuff.",Try listening to some music.
29627,"Just trying to breathe right now, clear the tension and all that fun stuff.",Try listening to some music.,That was what I tried first.
29628,Try listening to some music.,That was what I tried first.,What music did you try listening to?
29629,That was what I tried first.,What music did you try listening to?,Video game soundtracks.
29630,What music did you try listening to?,Video game soundtracks.,What videogame soundtracks? I personally love The Long Darks soundtrack.
29631,Video game soundtracks.,What videogame soundtracks? I personally love The Long Darks soundtrack.,The old Spyro games.
29632,"If you say ""I love you"" very often to someone you really love, it increases the chance of that being the last thing you ever say to them.",r/showerthoughts,This post with this title was rejected by bots in that sub. 
29633,r/showerthoughts,This post with this title was rejected by bots in that sub. ,Sad
29634,"If you say ""I love you"" very often to someone you really love, it increases the chance of that being the last thing you ever say to them.",r/ShowerThoughts,"Post title got rejected there by the bot, so posted here instead"
29635,r/ShowerThoughts,"Post title got rejected there by the bot, so posted here instead","Oh, no worries then. The community is nicer here anyhow. "
29636,"Hello, what is everybody up to this morning?","Raining pretty hard outside, so I'm in for the day (I ride a bicycle; don't drive) ",I love the rain! Is it dangerous or just unpleasant to ride in the rain?
29637,"Raining pretty hard outside, so I'm in for the day (I ride a bicycle; don't drive) ",I love the rain! Is it dangerous or just unpleasant to ride in the rain?,Not good for the bike.
29638,I love the rain! Is it dangerous or just unpleasant to ride in the rain?,Not good for the bike.,Didn't even consider that one 
29639,Not good for the bike.,Didn't even consider that one ,"Out of food, too and the budget is not great enough to do delivery, lol"
29640,Didn't even consider that one ,"Out of food, too and the budget is not great enough to do delivery, lol","I eat once a day, less stress about food that way for me lol"
29641,I wonder what we’d be doing right now if the internet didn’t exist,Probably actually working.,I can't believe how far I had to scroll for this.
29642,Probably actually working.,I can't believe how far I had to scroll for this.,"That's because realistically we wouldn't be working, just finding another way to procrastinate."
29643,I wonder what we’d be doing right now if the internet didn’t exist,I would still be pooping.,But without your phone!
29644,I would still be pooping.,But without your phone!,We had Uncle John's Bathroom Reader series back then. Wasn't so bad.
29645,I wonder what we’d be doing right now if the internet didn’t exist,We'd go back to our roots and become primitive cavemen,We'd be throwing sticks at each other &amp; grunting 
29646,We'd go back to our roots and become primitive cavemen,We'd be throwing sticks at each other &amp; grunting ,"Yeah, I don't think most Americans could survive without the internet "
29647,Why is everybody shouting :(,There is currently a sink dripping right next to me. It is driving me out of my mind. ,Have you tried hitting it with a hammer? That has been known to fix leaky taps
29648,There is currently a sink dripping right next to me. It is driving me out of my mind. ,Have you tried hitting it with a hammer? That has been known to fix leaky taps,Unfortunately it is not my sink so I think I'd get in trouble if I hit it :/
29649,Have you tried hitting it with a hammer? That has been known to fix leaky taps,Unfortunately it is not my sink so I think I'd get in trouble if I hit it :/,Get a cloth and tie it around the end of it should help... 
29650,Unfortunately it is not my sink so I think I'd get in trouble if I hit it :/,Get a cloth and tie it around the end of it should help... ,"You, good sir, are a genius. "
29651,Get a cloth and tie it around the end of it should help... ,"You, good sir, are a genius. ","All good! 
Also last time I checked I'm a chick... or the world's first pregnant sir haha"
29652,"You, good sir, are a genius. ","All good! 
Also last time I checked I'm a chick... or the world's first pregnant sir haha",I too am a chick! I never know if I should assume dude or chick...
29653,"All good! 
Also last time I checked I'm a chick... or the world's first pregnant sir haha",I too am a chick! I never know if I should assume dude or chick...,"You're all good :) I giggled at it.
I just read your user name don't worry be happy :)"
29654,Why is everybody shouting :(,Have you considered turning your hearing aid down?,"I can't, its programmed to auto balance so while I have the buttons, they do nothing"
29655,Have you considered turning your hearing aid down?,"I can't, its programmed to auto balance so while I have the buttons, they do nothing",That's a feature your audiologist should be able to fix and reprogram.
29656,Have you considered turning your hearing aid down?,"I can't, its programmed to auto balance so while I have the buttons, they do nothing",I recommend getting someone to scream in your ear to balance it out. 
29657,Are people truly night owls?,"I prefer the term ""superior internal clock"". Mornings are for chumps ","Dang, that term makes a night owl like me feel like a badass"
29658,"I prefer the term ""superior internal clock"". Mornings are for chumps ","Dang, that term makes a night owl like me feel like a badass",As the mod of /r/NightOwls it's my job to evangelize our awesomeness at every turn! 
29659,"Dang, that term makes a night owl like me feel like a badass",As the mod of /r/NightOwls it's my job to evangelize our awesomeness at every turn! ,"Woah, you're... the mod? Well it's been an honor to meet you here my good sir :D"
29660,As the mod of /r/NightOwls it's my job to evangelize our awesomeness at every turn! ,"Woah, you're... the mod? Well it's been an honor to meet you here my good sir :D",I am a mod of many things C:&lt;
29661,I want to compliment you guys!!!🙂,"Really wanna get in on this, but how do?",Throw out something! Anything!! lol 😊
29662,"Really wanna get in on this, but how do?",Throw out something! Anything!! lol 😊,Like here in the comments or a pm?
29663,Throw out something! Anything!! lol 😊,Like here in the comments or a pm?,anything that makes you feel comfortable 😊
29664,I want to compliment you guys!!!🙂,I wrote a book. I'm afraid to let people see it.,Could you let one person see? Someone you trust? Sometimes it gets easier from there. 
29665,I wrote a book. I'm afraid to let people see it.,Could you let one person see? Someone you trust? Sometimes it gets easier from there. ,"I mean, that's a lot of trust."
29666,Could you let one person see? Someone you trust? Sometimes it gets easier from there. ,"I mean, that's a lot of trust.",I totally get it. 
29667,"I mean, that's a lot of trust.",I totally get it. ,Thanks 😓
29668,I want to compliment you guys!!!🙂,I sent you a message! I would really appreciate it you could answer there ,Hello there! I checked my inbox and I didn't recive a PM from you :(
29669,I sent you a message! I would really appreciate it you could answer there ,Hello there! I checked my inbox and I didn't recive a PM from you :(,It wasn't a PM but a mesage. I resent it ;)
29670,What weird things are you interested in?,I watch Women's Wrestling from Japan.,"I love Japanese trampolining lol
"
29671,I watch Women's Wrestling from Japan.,"I love Japanese trampolining lol
",Is that a thing?
29672,"I love Japanese trampolining lol
",Is that a thing?,Yes lol idk why I enjoy it so much
29673,What weird things are you interested in?,I watch Women's Wrestling from Japan.,Oh my! That ought to be interesting!
29674,I watch Women's Wrestling from Japan.,Oh my! That ought to be interesting!,It's awesome. I love it. I watch it every day for a few hours.
29675,Oh my! That ought to be interesting!,It's awesome. I love it. I watch it every day for a few hours.,Are they mean or funny or both?
29676,What weird things are you interested in?,"Vintage fans. All about the retro looks, and high quality before planned obsolescence existed. ",yay! my family has vintage fans too. they are lit.
29677,"Vintage fans. All about the retro looks, and high quality before planned obsolescence existed. ",yay! my family has vintage fans too. they are lit.,Any pics? 
29678,What weird things are you interested in?,Look at my flair.,oof that's edgy as heck
29679,Look at my flair.,oof that's edgy as heck,Care to elaborate? How it is edgy?
29680,"r/CasualConversation here, help us test Subreddit Chatrooms","Sadly \(or luckily, you never know\) can't access.",I can invite you if you like :)
29681,"Sadly \(or luckily, you never know\) can't access.",I can invite you if you like :),"Yeah, I'd like to try :\)"
29682,I can invite you if you like :),"Yeah, I'd like to try :\)",I added you to the rooms!
29683,"r/CasualConversation here, help us test Subreddit Chatrooms","I'd like to be invited
",I added you to the rooms!
29684,"I'd like to be invited
",I added you to the rooms!,thank you!
29685,"r/CasualConversation here, help us test Subreddit Chatrooms",I'd like to participate (:,added
29686,I'd like to participate (:,added,Yayyyyyy!
29687,"r/CasualConversation here, help us test Subreddit Chatrooms","Can I have an invite? No reason, I just like trying new stuff. :3",Invited!
29688,"Can I have an invite? No reason, I just like trying new stuff. :3",Invited!,Oooo thank you!
29689,Invited!,Oooo thank you!,Enjoy ^_^
29690,At 29 I've finally understood why old people get up early,you work from 6am to 4:30pm?,6 days a week until august 1st as well. 
29691,you work from 6am to 4:30pm?,6 days a week until august 1st as well. ,I'm sorry :(
29692,"Hey, anyone here?",Hi.,"Hi to you, too."
29693,Hi.,"Hi to you, too.",Sitting in hospital is unbelievably boring. I know that first hand.
29694,"Hi to you, too.",Sitting in hospital is unbelievably boring. I know that first hand.,Yeah Boring and sad.
29695,Sitting in hospital is unbelievably boring. I know that first hand.,Yeah Boring and sad.,Sad? You doing OK?
29696,Yeah Boring and sad.,Sad? You doing OK?,"Mostly, thanks.  Stressed as hell and scared but calm outwardly."
29697,I’m officially the first person in my family to graduate college!,That's amazing! Congratulations!,Thank you! It’s definitely a feeling lol
29698,That's amazing! Congratulations!,Thank you! It’s definitely a feeling lol,It's wonderful! You've started a trend that gives future generations an even better shot!
29699,Thank you! It’s definitely a feeling lol,It's wonderful! You've started a trend that gives future generations an even better shot!,Didn’t even think of that! That just made my entire future even brighter :)
29700,It's wonderful! You've started a trend that gives future generations an even better shot!,Didn’t even think of that! That just made my entire future even brighter :),It's so awesome! 
29701,"If you feel good right now, (i.e. not sick, not injured, not clogged in any way, no aches, no anything) take a moment to enjoy it!","This is definitely r/lifeprotips material, 95% better than all the other BS posted in there!",That's a good idea! I'll spread the thought
29702,"This is definitely r/lifeprotips material, 95% better than all the other BS posted in there!",That's a good idea! I'll spread the thought,I was just about to comment that someone is stealing your internet points in lpt.
29703,I am so hyped for E3,something borderlands,Gearbox has already said no Borderlands 3 at E3 this year. Sorry.
29704,something borderlands,Gearbox has already said no Borderlands 3 at E3 this year. Sorry.,It’s happened before where devs have outright lied to keep the secret 
29705,I am so hyped for E3,Wait. DEVIL MAY CRY 5????,"Yeah man, there's been a bunch of Devil May Cry 5 stuff lately"
29706,Wait. DEVIL MAY CRY 5????,"Yeah man, there's been a bunch of Devil May Cry 5 stuff lately",I have no idea how I'm just hearing about this but thanks for sharing the exciting news :)
29707,What is your favourite *productive* hobby?,Films.Twice a day.,Nice. What kind?
29708,Films.Twice a day.,Nice. What kind?,All genres.
29709,"After a year of job searching after high school, I was finally offered a position pouring concrete with a construction crew...but I just had a completely sleepless night and I’m not sure if I can go this morning.",Lunch hour! How's it goin' bud? ,OP passed out and is now encased in concrete. RIP.
29710,Lunch hour! How's it goin' bud? ,OP passed out and is now encased in concrete. RIP.,F
29711,Not really having a good day. Anyone wanna chat?,Hey what’s up? I got about half an hour to kill before I head off to college so I’m all ears,"What are you studying?
"
29712,Hey what’s up? I got about half an hour to kill before I head off to college so I’m all ears,"What are you studying?
","Physics, maths, and psychology. Each of them are a pain in the ass "
29713,"What are you studying?
","Physics, maths, and psychology. Each of them are a pain in the ass ",I hated Math in college!!! I’m not a math guy. I’m surprised I passed. 
29714,"Physics, maths, and psychology. Each of them are a pain in the ass ",I hated Math in college!!! I’m not a math guy. I’m surprised I passed. ,"Yeh not many people are, but congrats on passing at least. What you up to in your life now then?"
29715,Not really having a good day. Anyone wanna chat?,"Hello fellow European, if you still want to chat I would be happy to kept you company.",Hi buddy! How’s you’re day going? 
29716,"Hello fellow European, if you still want to chat I would be happy to kept you company.",Hi buddy! How’s you’re day going? ,"Not bad, I know better but also worst. How about you, is your day getting better? "
29717,Hi buddy! How’s you’re day going? ,"Not bad, I know better but also worst. How about you, is your day getting better? ",Yeah you guys are really helping! :) What are your hobbies?
29718,Not really having a good day. Anyone wanna chat?,Hi! I hope your day gets better. I'm here if you want to talk! Best wishes.,Hey! Thank you for the comment! It really means a lot. This chat has defo helped. :)
29719,Hi! I hope your day gets better. I'm here if you want to talk! Best wishes.,Hey! Thank you for the comment! It really means a lot. This chat has defo helped. :),"Glad to her, take care!"
29720,Community Conversation: Food,I actually stopped eating.,"What's your way to survive then?
"
29721,I actually stopped eating.,"What's your way to survive then?
",I stopped surviving a long time ago
29722,Community Conversation: Food,"Yes pineapple goes well with pizza. There, I said it. 

My username checks out too. ","Agreed, my favorite pizza is a chicken, bbq sauce and pineapple. It works surprisingly well. "
29723,"Yes pineapple goes well with pizza. There, I said it. 

My username checks out too. ","Agreed, my favorite pizza is a chicken, bbq sauce and pineapple. It works surprisingly well. ",Agreed 
29724,Community Conversation: Food,"I love spaghetti and any kind of pasta.  Also, pineapple does not belong anywhere near a pizza.",What about deep inside a calzone?
29725,"I love spaghetti and any kind of pasta.  Also, pineapple does not belong anywhere near a pizza.",What about deep inside a calzone?,That's still a no from me.  I just don't like the taste and texture of pineapples.
29726,What as your favorite tv show as a kid?,He-Man. ,Another great one
29727,He-Man. ,Another great one,I sadly know He-Man because of that meme.
29728,A year since I last smoked cigarettes.,Congratulations. I stopped smoking on New Years and haven't felt this good in a long time! ,Bravo!
29729,Congratulations. I stopped smoking on New Years and haven't felt this good in a long time! ,Bravo!,Thanks. I recommend it to all.
29730,What do you do at work?,I am a data analyst at a University. ,What kind of data do you analyse?
29731,I am a data analyst at a University. ,What kind of data do you analyse?,All of the academic data
29732,"Finally decided to completely finish a game, from top to bottom.",The only game I finished is GTA V,Completely? 
29733,The only game I finished is GTA V,Completely? ,yep
29734,Completely? ,yep,"Nice, I cant even begin to think how long that would take.

Was it fun completely finishing it?"
29735,"Whenever I type 'lol', I envision it as a man lifting his arms next to his head saying 'woo'.","I never really looked at it like that before, but I guess I will never not see that now.. lol","You're welcome :)  
lol *woo*  
**Never Forget** "
29736,"I never really looked at it like that before, but I guess I will never not see that now.. lol","You're welcome :)  
lol *woo*  
**Never Forget** ","lol this is a great rollercoaster

lol lol lol"
29737,"Whenever I type 'lol', I envision it as a man lifting his arms next to his head saying 'woo'.",\o/,"lol  \o/  lol  \o/  lol  \o/

""Hey, over here!"""
29738,\o/,"lol  \o/  lol  \o/  lol  \o/

""Hey, over here!""","lo_ _ol lol _o_ lol

Let's go team!"
29739,"lol  \o/  lol  \o/  lol  \o/

""Hey, over here!""","lo_ _ol lol _o_ lol

Let's go team!",Just in time for the World Cup
29740,\o/,"lol  \o/  lol  \o/  lol  \o/

""Hey, over here!""",That could also be a group of people doing the wave
29741,"Whenever I type 'lol', I envision it as a man lifting his arms next to his head saying 'woo'.","When ever I see “lmao”, I read the text in my head as “le-maow” rather than “l-m-a-o”. ",Fancy French cat
29742,"When ever I see “lmao”, I read the text in my head as “le-maow” rather than “l-m-a-o”. ",Fancy French cat,Mao actually means cat in Chinese
29743,"When ever I see “lmao”, I read the text in my head as “le-maow” rather than “l-m-a-o”. ",Fancy French cat,"Oui oui, le maow es arrive au chateau. Hon hon."
29744,"Whenever I type 'lol', I envision it as a man lifting his arms next to his head saying 'woo'.",~~~~~~lol~~~~~^~~~~,SHARK! 
29745,~~~~~~lol~~~~~^~~~~,SHARK! ,YAAASSSS
29746,SHARK! ,YAAASSSS,Bet you can't make a sharknado tho... 
29747,"Whenever I type 'lol', I envision it as a man lifting his arms next to his head saying 'woo'.",Yo whenever I see owo or uwu I read it as it is like oo-woo or whatever,"uvuuvu
Vampire teeth"
29748,Yo whenever I see owo or uwu I read it as it is like oo-woo or whatever,"uvuuvu
Vampire teeth","rawr


wow Jesus took away part of my soul for sayin that"
29749,"Whenever I type 'lol', I envision it as a man lifting his arms next to his head saying 'woo'.",\😲/,That's adorable. 
29750,\😲/,That's adorable. ,"\😃/

I love them! 

Used to do whole wee guys, but the formatting always fucks them up! "
29751,That's adorable. ,"\😃/

I love them! 

Used to do whole wee guys, but the formatting always fucks them up! ",Which whole wee guys? 
29752,"\😃/

I love them! 

Used to do whole wee guys, but the formatting always fucks them up! ",Which whole wee guys? ,I put one in another reply. Had to dick about with him to make him work. 
29753,Which whole wee guys? ,I put one in another reply. Had to dick about with him to make him work. ,"I seen it. My dude, don't worry. Also nice to see another brit here lol. "
29754,I put one in another reply. Had to dick about with him to make him work. ,"I seen it. My dude, don't worry. Also nice to see another brit here lol. ",It’s quiet around here before America wakes up and plugs their ass back in to the collective! 
29755,"I seen it. My dude, don't worry. Also nice to see another brit here lol. ",It’s quiet around here before America wakes up and plugs their ass back in to the collective! ,"I'm guessing you're Scottish, or at at least Northern English from 'wee'. "
29756,It’s quiet around here before America wakes up and plugs their ass back in to the collective! ,"I'm guessing you're Scottish, or at at least Northern English from 'wee'. ",Scottish! ☺️
29757,\😲/,That's adorable. ,"\😋/
    O
 /    \"
29758,That's adorable. ,"\😋/
    O
 /    \",Oh cool. 
29759,"Whenever I type 'lol', I envision it as a man lifting his arms next to his head saying 'woo'.",And *lol* is a cheerleader ,Fancy af
29760,And *lol* is a cheerleader ,Fancy af,Fancy and free
29761,Thank you Yu-Gi-Oh!,Screw the rules I have money! ,That you Kaiba? 
29762,Screw the rules I have money! ,That you Kaiba? ,That's Seto Freaking Kaiba to you! 
29763,That you Kaiba? ,That's Seto Freaking Kaiba to you! ,Yes Mr Kaiba! I mean! Mr Seto Freaking Kaiba!
29764,That's Seto Freaking Kaiba to you! ,Yes Mr Kaiba! I mean! Mr Seto Freaking Kaiba!,shut up mokuba 
29765,Yes Mr Kaiba! I mean! Mr Seto Freaking Kaiba!,shut up mokuba ,Attention duellists! Mr Kaiba thinks I'm his brother!
29766,shut up mokuba ,Attention duellists! Mr Kaiba thinks I'm his brother!,Somebody's got to be after I dueled mullet guy so hard he ~~died~~ went to the shadow realm. 
29767,Attention duellists! Mr Kaiba thinks I'm his brother!,Somebody's got to be after I dueled mullet guy so hard he ~~died~~ went to the shadow realm. ,I consider myself more of a Kaiba fan girl so...does that work for you?
29768,Somebody's got to be after I dueled mullet guy so hard he ~~died~~ went to the shadow realm. ,I consider myself more of a Kaiba fan girl so...does that work for you?,Works for me! 
29769,I consider myself more of a Kaiba fan girl so...does that work for you?,Works for me! ,Yay!
29770,Thank you Yu-Gi-Oh!,Blue eyes shining dragon!,Who knew...Seto Kaiba has multiple Reddit accounts...
29771,Blue eyes shining dragon!,Who knew...Seto Kaiba has multiple Reddit accounts...,"Ah, so you figured it out huh? Well you've just triggered my trap card, instant upvote! "
29772,How are you guys doing? I’m feeling quite sad.,and why is that? May I ask.,Just watched Grave of the Fireflies. I cannot get over the mother’s death scene. 
29773,and why is that? May I ask.,Just watched Grave of the Fireflies. I cannot get over the mother’s death scene. ,Just think of something happy or watch something funny. That will get your mind over it.
29774,and why is that? May I ask.,Just watched Grave of the Fireflies. I cannot get over the mother’s death scene. ,Is that one of those Miyazaki or Ghibli Studios ones?
29775,What animals do you think you could knock out with one punch?,I think I could knock out a Llamo,You can't even spell it.
29776,I think I could knock out a Llamo,You can't even spell it.,llamo
29777,What animals do you think you could knock out with one punch?,"A bird, no doubt. ",But then why are Fighting moves not very effective against Flying Pokémon 🤔?
29778,"A bird, no doubt. ",But then why are Fighting moves not very effective against Flying Pokémon 🤔?,*woah*
29779,What animals do you think you could knock out with one punch?,Elephant,Are you high?
29780,Elephant,Are you high?,No. 
29781,I like to write but I feel that I'm just no good at it...,I'm actually the opposite...I don't really care for writing but think I'm decent at it.,Didn't read the post did you? ;p
29782,I'm actually the opposite...I don't really care for writing but think I'm decent at it.,Didn't read the post did you? ;p,"No I did. I never said I was the opposite of you, I'm the opposite of your post title."
29783,Didn't read the post did you? ;p,"No I did. I never said I was the opposite of you, I'm the opposite of your post title.",Ha! Fair enough. You wanna play? 
29784,"No I did. I never said I was the opposite of you, I'm the opposite of your post title.",Ha! Fair enough. You wanna play? ,No lol
29785,Ha! Fair enough. You wanna play? ,No lol,CURSES! FOILED AGAIN! 
29786,Who wants to play a game of Never Have I Ever?,Never have I ever gone to a rock concert,Damn it. Went to warped tour 3 times.
29787,Never have I ever gone to a rock concert,Damn it. Went to warped tour 3 times.,Your turn
29788,Who wants to play a game of Never Have I Ever?,Never have I ever been to the ocean,"California resident here, the ocean is a great place 💜"
29789,Never have I ever been to the ocean,"California resident here, the ocean is a great place 💜",Lucky!
29790,Who wants to play a game of Never Have I Ever?,It was I believe a steak.,"\*Rarely\* I do. 

See what I did there "
29791,It was I believe a steak.,"\*Rarely\* I do. 

See what I did there ",Damn it. XD I'm laughing while playing dnd. XD
29792,Who wants to play a game of Never Have I Ever?,Never have i ever been inside an active volcano,Not yet 
29793,Never have i ever been inside an active volcano,Not yet ,Sounds like a threat. :\&gt;
29794,Not yet ,Sounds like a threat. :\&gt;,"I hope it is, it makes it funnier "
29795,Not yet ,Sounds like a threat. :\&gt;,I mean.... *somebody* has to appease the Pele.... 
29796,Who wants to play a game of Never Have I Ever?,Never have i ever played never have i ever.,This is a tough one...
29797,Never have i ever played never have i ever.,This is a tough one...,"It's true though!  

But let's make an honest try.  

Never have i ever traveled on my own."
29798,This is a tough one...,"It's true though!  

But let's make an honest try.  

Never have i ever traveled on my own.",I haven’t traveled on my own. I want to though 
29799,Who wants to play a game of Never Have I Ever?,Never have I ever been on an airplane!,I just got off an airplane and I'm getting ready to get on another one!
29800,Never have I ever been on an airplane!,I just got off an airplane and I'm getting ready to get on another one!,I hope you have a wonderful time  wherever you are going!
29801,I just got off an airplane and I'm getting ready to get on another one!,I hope you have a wonderful time  wherever you are going!,I'm going home and I'm going to sleep forever!
29802,I hope you have a wonderful time  wherever you are going!,I'm going home and I'm going to sleep forever!,Sleeping in your own bed after traveling is such a good feeling.
29803,I'm going home and I'm going to sleep forever!,Sleeping in your own bed after traveling is such a good feeling.,Sleep is awesome in general :)
29804,Sleeping in your own bed after traveling is such a good feeling.,Sleep is awesome in general :),Very much agree!
29805,Who wants to play a game of Never Have I Ever?,Never have I ever gotten an A on a paper I've waited to write till the last minute. ,Still in shock 
29806,Never have I ever gotten an A on a paper I've waited to write till the last minute. ,Still in shock ,;) never have I ever shit myself as an adult. 
29807,Still in shock ,;) never have I ever shit myself as an adult. ,Is this as common as people say? I never have
29808,;) never have I ever shit myself as an adult. ,Is this as common as people say? I never have,I'm not quite sure... You get to ask a question now!
29809,Is this as common as people say? I never have,I'm not quite sure... You get to ask a question now!,Never have I ever embarrassed myself in front of a large group of people?
29810,I'm not quite sure... You get to ask a question now!,Never have I ever embarrassed myself in front of a large group of people?,"I have many times over. 

Never have I ever eaten a mango. "
29811,Who wants to play a game of Never Have I Ever?,Never have I ever been kidnapped,I have by my friends but not seriously lol 
29812,Never have I ever been kidnapped,I have by my friends but not seriously lol ,lol phew. That's good.
29813,I miss proper chat rooms.,Kik has some decent chat rooms ,Best rooms seem to be full up for me:(
29814,Kik has some decent chat rooms ,Best rooms seem to be full up for me:(,Pm me and I can lead you to some good ones based on what your interests are I’m in a ton 
29815,Explain your username!,It's a material I use a lot at work.,What is that?
29816,It's a material I use a lot at work.,What is that?,"It's a waxy emulsifier that the ""natural"" crowd likes a lot"
29817,What is that?,"It's a waxy emulsifier that the ""natural"" crowd likes a lot",Sounds kinda icky
29818,It’s Friday night and the freaks are out! What are you doing tonight?,Starting a new series on Netflix... ,Oh?  What are you watching?
29819,Starting a new series on Netflix... ,Oh?  What are you watching?,Frontier. A friend told me that it was definitely worth it. 
29820,It’s Friday night and the freaks are out! What are you doing tonight?,"Same as you, just beat God of War. Dat ending.","Heard it was good, however, never had the chance to play it.  "
29821,"Same as you, just beat God of War. Dat ending.","Heard it was good, however, never had the chance to play it.  ",It is really good. You should get it!
29822,"I love seeing everybody interact on here. When I see a thread of people joking around or uplifting eachother, I crack a huge smile.",This is by far one of the more pleasant parts of Reddit.,"Agreed! R/offmychest is pretty nice too, but this sub is way better "
29823,This is by far one of the more pleasant parts of Reddit.,"Agreed! R/offmychest is pretty nice too, but this sub is way better ",Deleted comments suck major a55. The worst thing in all of Reddit. 
29824,"I love seeing everybody interact on here. When I see a thread of people joking around or uplifting eachother, I crack a huge smile.",This really is the most wholesome subreddit. ,More than r/wholesomememes? lol
29825,This really is the most wholesome subreddit. ,More than r/wholesomememes? lol,"Honestly, I think it is."
29826,This really is the most wholesome subreddit. ,More than r/wholesomememes? lol,"We're not in-your-face positivity, which I find crass."
29827,More than r/wholesomememes? lol,"We're not in-your-face positivity, which I find crass.",It is rather forced unfortunately.
29828,More than r/wholesomememes? lol,"We're not in-your-face positivity, which I find crass.",Are you kidding? It's no wholesomememes but it's in your face. 
29829,This really is the most wholesome subreddit. ,More than r/wholesomememes? lol,"that sub has a very artificial, forced feel to it. I rate this one higher for its sincerity. "
29830,More than r/wholesomememes? lol,"that sub has a very artificial, forced feel to it. I rate this one higher for its sincerity. ","Agreed, feels like it's a bunch of robots pretending to be happy"
29831,"I love seeing everybody interact on here. When I see a thread of people joking around or uplifting eachother, I crack a huge smile.","Absolutely! It's always nice to come here, just to escape some of the negativity.","The username and that comment make for an interesting pair, to say the least."
29832,"Absolutely! It's always nice to come here, just to escape some of the negativity.","The username and that comment make for an interesting pair, to say the least.","Maybe he just loses at being a loser, which in turn makes him a winner?"
29833,"The username and that comment make for an interesting pair, to say the least.","Maybe he just loses at being a loser, which in turn makes him a winner?","I am a female.

And. Yes."
29834,"Maybe he just loses at being a loser, which in turn makes him a winner?","I am a female.

And. Yes.",Do you get that a lot? I always wonder how it is to be a girl on reddit.
29835,"I am a female.

And. Yes.",Do you get that a lot? I always wonder how it is to be a girl on reddit.,Yep. People always assume male. It is interesting.
29836,"I love seeing everybody interact on here. When I see a thread of people joking around or uplifting eachother, I crack a huge smile.",In the next week im taking my finals for school and about to get out on May 24,I feel you on this 😊 I get out after the first week on June so I'm in study mode too 
29837,In the next week im taking my finals for school and about to get out on May 24,I feel you on this 😊 I get out after the first week on June so I'm in study mode too ,Good luck with studying!
29838,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Televisionbutt,Radiohead
29839,Televisionbutt,Radiohead,👌
29840,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Jumping in Drive,Falling in Reverse?
29841,Jumping in Drive,Falling in Reverse?,Yes!
29842,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Hot rest ,Coldplay
29843,Hot rest ,Coldplay,Guess that one was a bit too easy...
29844,Coldplay,Guess that one was a bit too easy...,"No, not too easy. This is fun lol"
29845,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,10 Minutes to Saturn,30 Seconds to Mars?
29846,10 Minutes to Saturn,30 Seconds to Mars?,👍
29847,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,The Progeny ,The Offspring
29848,The Progeny ,The Offspring,Ding ding! 
29849,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Flying in men,FALLOUT BOY
29850,Flying in men,FALLOUT BOY,I would've gone with Radioactive Man
29851,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Two Toe Life Smack,One Finger Death Punch
29852,Two Toe Life Smack,One Finger Death Punch,Close.. 5 finger 
29853,One Finger Death Punch,Close.. 5 finger ,"oops, just 4 away"
29854,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,A Band Named Voyage,A tribe called quest!!!
29855,A Band Named Voyage,A tribe called quest!!!,Ayyyy
29856,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,A Band Named Voyage,That was a good one btw 
29857,A Band Named Voyage,That was a good one btw ,"Thx OP, I like you game :)"
29858,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Misfortune the singer,PROBLEM THE DANCER?
29859,Misfortune the singer,PROBLEM THE DANCER?,Not quite haha
29860,PROBLEM THE DANCER?,Not quite haha,I have a feeling my age is going to go against me on my own game 🤣
29861,Not quite haha,I have a feeling my age is going to go against me on my own game 🤣,It’s Chance the rapper haha. You have pretty good taste though from the examples you used.
29862,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,"NoiseServant

Chilly Primates

Made to Tip

Sprint the Diamonds",I can't get any of these 😩
29863,"NoiseServant

Chilly Primates

Made to Tip

Sprint the Diamonds",I can't get any of these 😩,"Audioslave

Arctic Monkeys

Bult to Spill (a bit obscure, I'll admit)

Run The Jewels"
29864,I can't get any of these 😩,"Audioslave

Arctic Monkeys

Bult to Spill (a bit obscure, I'll admit)

Run The Jewels",You should have left them for others to guess. Good ones though!
29865,"Audioslave

Arctic Monkeys

Bult to Spill (a bit obscure, I'll admit)

Run The Jewels",You should have left them for others to guess. Good ones though!,I'll do a few more! I was worried nobody else would get them after you said that.
29866,You should have left them for others to guess. Good ones though!,I'll do a few more! I was worried nobody else would get them after you said that.,I would have got Arctic Monkeys.
29867,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Carrot,CAKE?
29868,Carrot,CAKE?,no 
29869,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Carrot,Lettuce
29870,Carrot,Lettuce, Is there a band named lettuce? 
29871,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Carrot,Korn?
29872,Carrot,Korn?,yes
29873,Carrot,Korn?,Kakarot?
29874,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Brown Mouthed Onions,BLACK EYED PEAS
29875,Brown Mouthed Onions,BLACK EYED PEAS,👍
29876,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,"lake

This one might be a little difficult so I wrote it in all small letters as a hint. : ) ",LITTLE RIVER BAND
29877,"lake

This one might be a little difficult so I wrote it in all small letters as a hint. : ) ",LITTLE RIVER BAND,"I've never heard of them. Wait, is that a band? "
29878,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,EngineCranium,Radiohead. Did that one as Televisionbutt already 🤣
29879,EngineCranium,Radiohead. Did that one as Televisionbutt already 🤣,Try again
29880,Radiohead. Did that one as Televisionbutt already 🤣,Try again,Wooweee!
29881,Try again,Wooweee!,"This band is famous for their hit ""the two of diamonds"""
29882,Wooweee!,"This band is famous for their hit ""the two of diamonds""",Ace of spades 👌
29883,"This band is famous for their hit ""the two of diamonds""",Ace of spades 👌,Bingo!
29884,Wooweee!,"This band is famous for their hit ""the two of diamonds""","The singer's last name is ""Livemaster"""
29885,"This band is famous for their hit ""the two of diamonds""","The singer's last name is ""Livemaster""",You've taken the game to a whole new level! Love it
29886,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,EngineCranium,Motor Head?
29887,EngineCranium,Motor Head?,Yep!
29888,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Deaf Berry,BLIND MELON
29889,Deaf Berry,BLIND MELON,👍
29890,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,"Trois 24 hours Elegance

Drama at the Ball

Mother Jane Foggy

Hawks",1 is THREE DAYS GRACE
29891,"Trois 24 hours Elegance

Drama at the Ball

Mother Jane Foggy

Hawks",1 is THREE DAYS GRACE,"I can't believe you've struggling with 3, I thought that would be one of the easier ones "
29892,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,"frying pan

analog dark band

",2 is ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA
29893,"frying pan

analog dark band

",2 is ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA,Ding ding ding! What about number 1? 
29894,2 is ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA,Ding ding ding! What about number 1? ,STEAM POT??
29895,Ding ding ding! What about number 1? ,STEAM POT??,Nope.... never even heard of them XD
29896,STEAM POT??,Nope.... never even heard of them XD,Total guess 😜
29897,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,"frying pan

analog dark band

",1 = Skillet
29898,"frying pan

analog dark band

",1 = Skillet,Ding ding ding ding! 
29899,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Black Muscle Religion,I know I said i was going to stop but BLUE OYSTER CULT
29900,Black Muscle Religion,I know I said i was going to stop but BLUE OYSTER CULT,You don't have to stop. Guess as many as you want 
29901,Black Muscle Religion,I know I said i was going to stop but BLUE OYSTER CULT,That's right btw 👍
29902,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Three Cents All the Poorer,SIXPENCE NONE THE RICHER
29903,Three Cents All the Poorer,SIXPENCE NONE THE RICHER,👍
29904,Three Cents All the Poorer,SIXPENCE NONE THE RICHER,Would be a great SNtR parody band name
29905,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Wild Stallion,STRAY CATS?
29906,Wild Stallion,STRAY CATS?,"Not what I was thinking of, but that totally works."
29907,STRAY CATS?,"Not what I was thinking of, but that totally works.",Hmm...🤔
29908,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Wild Stallion,Crazy Horse
29909,Wild Stallion,Crazy Horse,No
29910,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Wild Stallion,TAME IMPALA 
29911,Wild Stallion,TAME IMPALA ,Yes!
29912,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,The Squishing Squashes,THE SMASHING PUMPKINS
29913,The Squishing Squashes,THE SMASHING PUMPKINS,You got it. How funny is the squishing squashes though! 
29914,THE SMASHING PUMPKINS,You got it. How funny is the squishing squashes though! ,It definitely caught my eye haha
29915,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Administration Ass,Principal Tits!
29916,Administration Ass,Principal Tits!,Nope
29917,Administration Ass,Principal Tits!,It's Government Mule btw 👍
29918,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Humble Hampster,Modest Mouse
29919,Humble Hampster,Modest Mouse,👍
29920,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Steel Moth,IRON BUTTERFLY
29921,Steel Moth,IRON BUTTERFLY,👍
29922,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,GlitterCow,SPARKLEHORSE
29923,GlitterCow,SPARKLEHORSE,"Yeah, nice !!"
29924,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Maybe,PERHAPS or POSSIBLE?
29925,Maybe,PERHAPS or POSSIBLE?,Nope
29926,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,BionicSlut,SUPERTRAMP
29927,BionicSlut,SUPERTRAMP,I freaking love supertramp so much. 
29928,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,WSB,TLC?
29929,WSB,TLC?,"No, but you have the right idea 😃"
29930,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,WSB,R.E.M.?
29931,WSB,R.E.M.?,"There’s a pattern, lol"
29932,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Empty Apartment,Full House? Is that a band??? Haha
29933,Empty Apartment,Full House? Is that a band??? Haha,Close!
29934,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Empty Apartment,CROWDED HOUSE
29935,Empty Apartment,CROWDED HOUSE,Yeahh
29936,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Graphite Blimp,LED ZEPPELIN 
29937,Graphite Blimp,LED ZEPPELIN ,Yaaa
29938,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,The Unappreciative Living,THE GRATEFUL DEAD
29939,The Unappreciative Living,THE GRATEFUL DEAD,👍🏼
29940,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Tim Spiteful and the Grievers,Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
29941,Tim Spiteful and the Grievers,Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers,👍🏼
29942,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Terror Warehouse,Fear Factory
29943,Terror Warehouse,Fear Factory,👍
29944,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Shrek’s Lover Lemon,FIONA APPLE
29945,Shrek’s Lover Lemon,FIONA APPLE,👍🏼👍🏼
29946,Shrek’s Lover Lemon,FIONA APPLE,🤣🤣🤣
29947,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Complete Create Speak Ponder,Do Make Say Think?
29948,Complete Create Speak Ponder,Do Make Say Think?,👍🏼
29949,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Alright Stop,OKAY GO?
29950,Alright Stop,OKAY GO?,👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
29951,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Impartial Dairy Bed &amp; Breakfast ,Neutral milk hotel!
29952,Impartial Dairy Bed &amp; Breakfast ,Neutral milk hotel!,Yeah!
29953,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Cologne Savant,Perfume genius
29954,Cologne Savant,Perfume genius,👍🏼
29955,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Treblefisher ,BASSHUNTER
29956,Treblefisher ,BASSHUNTER,👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
29957,Treblefisher ,BASSHUNTER,This really is a fun game. 
29958,BASSHUNTER,This really is a fun game. ,Thanks!
29959,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Knives and Daisies ,GUNS AND ROSES
29960,Knives and Daisies ,GUNS AND ROSES,👍
29961,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Your Evening Scarf,My morning jacket
29962,Your Evening Scarf,My morning jacket,👍
29963,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Evening Avian- large town. (2 words),OWL CITY
29964,Evening Avian- large town. (2 words),OWL CITY,👍
29965,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Burglar of Goblet ,3 is BLACK SABBATH
29966,Burglar of Goblet ,3 is BLACK SABBATH,Yup. 4 more to go
29967,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Burglar of Goblet ,2 is SPOON
29968,Burglar of Goblet ,2 is SPOON,Noooooope
29969,2 is SPOON,Noooooope,2 is Tool!!
29970,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Burglar of Goblet ,Utensil=knife
29971,Burglar of Goblet ,Utensil=knife,Nope. The band has nothing to do with eating utensils. 
29972,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Burglar of Goblet ,5 Arctic Monkeys!
29973,Burglar of Goblet ,5 Arctic Monkeys!,Ding!
29974,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Burglar of Goblet ,2 Tool?
29975,Burglar of Goblet ,2 Tool?,Ding!
29976,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Deceased clutch,Can I have a hint? Is it clutch like a car or clutch like grab?
29977,Deceased clutch,Can I have a hint? Is it clutch like a car or clutch like grab?,Clutch like a grab
29978,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Deceased clutch,Death grips
29979,Deceased clutch,Death grips,You got it
29980,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Videoking,Audioslave
29981,Videoking,Audioslave,Haha that was way too easy
29982,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Rambunctious Rat,"All thing coming to mind for me is Modest Mouse, but I don't think that's it."
29983,Rambunctious Rat,"All thing coming to mind for me is Modest Mouse, but I don't think that's it.",That's totally it! You got it :) 
29984,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,The Rubs,THE STROKES
29985,The Rubs,THE STROKES,god dammit that was too easy :D
29986,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,NHNU,Isn't that the inscription on the cross?
29987,NHNU,Isn't that the inscription on the cross?,Nah
29988,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,NHNU,Is it an acronym?
29989,NHNU,Is it an acronym?,No
29990,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Apartment Slavery ,House arrest?
29991,Apartment Slavery ,House arrest?,Nope
29992,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Skittelz,Skrillex?
29993,Skittelz,Skrillex?,Eminem! lol
29994,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Skittelz,EMINEM?
29995,Skittelz,EMINEM?,You got it!
29996,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,"I fucking this game. As someone who is an avid reversalist, this is amazing. Thank you ",That sounds like a legit band name.
29997,"I fucking this game. As someone who is an avid reversalist, this is amazing. Thank you ",That sounds like a legit band name.,There's probably an Arctic Monkeys cover band by that name somewhere.
29998,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Relaxed in the ball,People are loving panic at the disco for this game!
29999,Relaxed in the ball,People are loving panic at the disco for this game!,Yep! 
30000,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Abstinence Guns,Sex Pistols
30001,Abstinence Guns,Sex Pistols,👍
30002,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,United States of America Soccer,...
30003,United States of America Soccer,...,I want someone to guess! 
30004,...,I want someone to guess! ,African Hockey 🤣
30005,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,United States of America Soccer,American Football
30006,United States of America Soccer,American Football,DING DING DING
30007,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,"Februarists 

Trek 

Persistent B

Phil and the Canadians ",...
30008,"Februarists 

Trek 

Persistent B

Phil and the Canadians ",...,"I thought the first one was easy
Decemberists 
Journey
Tenacious d
Jay and the Americans "
30009,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,"Februarists 

Trek 

Persistent B

Phil and the Canadians ",2 Journey?
30010,"Februarists 

Trek 

Persistent B

Phil and the Canadians ",2 Journey?,👍🏻
30011,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,"Februarists 

Trek 

Persistent B

Phil and the Canadians ","Decemberists for no 1
Journey for no 2
"
30012,"Februarists 

Trek 

Persistent B

Phil and the Canadians ","Decemberists for no 1
Journey for no 2
",👍🏻
30013,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,"Februarists 

Trek 

Persistent B

Phil and the Canadians ",3 TENACIOUS D
30014,"Februarists 

Trek 

Persistent B

Phil and the Canadians ",3 TENACIOUS D,👍
30015,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Clear,BLUR?
30016,Clear,BLUR?,Ayy.! You got it!
30017,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Boundry,Fences?
30018,Boundry,Fences?,"Nope, it's Periphery"
30019,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,"Euphrates

Deathly Baby

Slid tie",3-slipknot?
30020,"Euphrates

Deathly Baby

Slid tie",3-slipknot?,yess
30021,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Nope nope ,YEAH YEAH YEAHS?
30022,Nope nope ,YEAH YEAH YEAHS?,yeah!
30023,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Cultivate the populace,Foster The People?
30024,Cultivate the populace,Foster The People?,Yes!
30025,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Sad for nightmares ,Happy for dreams?
30026,Sad for nightmares ,Happy for dreams?,Nope
30027,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Yonder folk are perchance behemoths.,1 They May be Giants
30028,Yonder folk are perchance behemoths.,1 They May be Giants,Close - “might” but you got it! One meaningless internet point for you!
30029,1 They May be Giants,Close - “might” but you got it! One meaningless internet point for you!,I knew it was something like that. That was a good one!
30030,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Yonder folk are perchance behemoths.,4 The Beach Boys
30031,Yonder folk are perchance behemoths.,4 The Beach Boys,Yup!
30032,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Yonder folk are perchance behemoths.,Is cougher Hacker?
30033,Yonder folk are perchance behemoths.,Is cougher Hacker?,Close (I mean it could be! I have never heard of them though.)
30034,Is cougher Hacker?,Close (I mean it could be! I have never heard of them though.),It was just a guess haha
30035,Close (I mean it could be! I have never heard of them though.),It was just a guess haha,Weezer was what I was going for
30036,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Yonder folk are perchance behemoths.,3 SNOOP DOGG
30037,Yonder folk are perchance behemoths.,3 SNOOP DOGG,Bing bing bing!
30038,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,"1. The flatlines. 
 and
2. Aged the colossus 
",1 The Heart Breakers?
30039,"1. The flatlines. 
 and
2. Aged the colossus 
",1 The Heart Breakers?,Nope The Strokes but try and guess the other one
30040,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,"Fall In Support Of

Three Day Weak

Glow Up

Living Bushes

Your Poisonous Heartbreak","4 is Dead Trees
5 is My Chemical Romance "
30041,"Fall In Support Of

Three Day Weak

Glow Up

Living Bushes

Your Poisonous Heartbreak","4 is Dead Trees
5 is My Chemical Romance ","4. Actually no, but that works just as well if not better than what I had in mind haha

5. Yes!"
30042,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,"Fall In Support Of

Three Day Weak

Glow Up

Living Bushes

Your Poisonous Heartbreak",3 is Shinedown 
30043,"Fall In Support Of

Three Day Weak

Glow Up

Living Bushes

Your Poisonous Heartbreak",3 is Shinedown ,Yep!
30044,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Free the Rhinoceros,Cage the elephant 
30045,Free the Rhinoceros,Cage the elephant ,Yup!
30046,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Passion for the man,Rage against the machine?
30047,Passion for the man,Rage against the machine?, 👍 
30048,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Lincoln helicopter ,Jefferson airplane 
30049,Lincoln helicopter ,Jefferson airplane ,Yes!!
30050,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,The falling rocks ,The Avalanches
30051,The falling rocks ,The Avalanches,Omg they have a song called Frontier Psychiatry that I absolutely love
30052,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Domesticate springbok,Wild Giselle ??
30053,Domesticate springbok,Wild Giselle ??,"No, but it could have worked."
30054,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,The Stationary Mineral Deposits.,The Rolling Stones👍👍👍
30055,The Stationary Mineral Deposits.,The Rolling Stones👍👍👍,"👍🏻.  But, supposed to answer in CAPS."
30056,I made up a game when I was in high school (18 years ago now) and thought it would be fun to play here:,Phantom A.C (after christ),Ghost BC
30057,Phantom A.C (after christ),Ghost BC,"yes!
"
30058,"How is your day going, anything special?","Congratulations! So exciting for you!

I'm stuck at work and would much rather be with my dog.","Thank you!
What work do you do?"
30059,"Congratulations! So exciting for you!

I'm stuck at work and would much rather be with my dog.","Thank you!
What work do you do?",I'm a quality manager \- boring stuff.
30060,"How is your day going, anything special?",I'm on my 11th day of work in a row and I'm getting kinda twitchy. ,"Good luck man, hope you can get some break soon"
30061,I'm on my 11th day of work in a row and I'm getting kinda twitchy. ,"Good luck man, hope you can get some break soon",Sunday!
30062,"How is your day going, anything special?",Shattered. It's 9pm on a Friday night and all I want is to be asleep.,"Same, but I have so much studying to do"
30063,Shattered. It's 9pm on a Friday night and all I want is to be asleep.,"Same, but I have so much studying to do",It'll be worth it in the end.
30064,"Same, but I have so much studying to do",It'll be worth it in the end.,"Thanks kind Internet stranger, good night to you"
30065,"How is your day going, anything special?","I made weekend plans with my friend, pretty good day","That's great, what plans? "
30066,"I made weekend plans with my friend, pretty good day","That's great, what plans? ","it's  gonna be raining, so we're just gonna chill @ my house"
30067,Let’s just talk!,"Hello, Alex. I think we’ve met before. ",It must be on another account. This ones pretty new. Where did we meet?
30068,"Hello, Alex. I think we’ve met before. ",It must be on another account. This ones pretty new. Where did we meet?,"Yes, another account. And here in this community. "
30069,Let’s just talk!,DEADPOOL?!,I’m not a fan of Marvel stuff but I used to be. I’m more versed into Spider-Man though. 
30070,DEADPOOL?!,I’m not a fan of Marvel stuff but I used to be. I’m more versed into Spider-Man though. ,Bummer. Why the change?
30071,My girlfriend is amazing,"go to r/happyrelationships and tell us all the thiiiiiinnnnggggssss
",What do I tell?
30072,"go to r/happyrelationships and tell us all the thiiiiiinnnnggggssss
",What do I tell?,"All the things, obviously

Pay attention..."
30073,My girlfriend is amazing,She gonna leave you,Oh I don't think so
30074,She gonna leave you,Oh I don't think so,She gon' leave yuh
30075,Oh I don't think so,She gon' leave yuh,Why do you say that?
30076,She gon' leave yuh,Why do you say that?,Because I want you to worry about it.
30077,Why do you say that?,Because I want you to worry about it.,You sound like the kind of guy who would end up on r/NiceGuys
30078,I just finished my degree!,Congratulations! What's your degree in? Did you have a favorite class?,"Thank you! It's in Biology, favourite class is probably genetics :)"
30079,Congratulations! What's your degree in? Did you have a favorite class?,"Thank you! It's in Biology, favourite class is probably genetics :)",I love genetics too! I ended up biochemistry tho haha. What kind of research did you do?
30080,I just finished my degree!,You finished a degree... What for?,Biology :)
30081,You finished a degree... What for?,Biology :),Are you going to professional school or doing research?
30082,Biology :),Are you going to professional school or doing research?,Probably a taught masters degree
30083,I just finished my degree!,"depends on what degree you got, but yeah I felt weird each time I finished one.",Biology :)
30084,"depends on what degree you got, but yeah I felt weird each time I finished one.",Biology :),have fun in medschool!
30085,I just finished my degree!,Omg congratulations!!! ,Thank you :)
30086,Omg congratulations!!! ,Thank you :),What do you plan on doing next?
30087,I just finished my degree!,What's ur degree in ?,Biology :)
30088,What's ur degree in ?,Biology :),My man! (Or woman!)
30089,Biology :),My man! (Or woman!),Haha woman!
30090,I just finished my degree!,"Currently two months away from this (if all goes well), hope I can get there!","Yay, you can do it!"
30091,"Currently two months away from this (if all goes well), hope I can get there!","Yay, you can do it!",Thanks frend :)
30092,What makes y'all happy?,Right now? Nothing. ,Living by a username I assume? Everything okay?
30093,Right now? Nothing. ,Living by a username I assume? Everything okay?,"No, but nothing's really wrong either. "
30094,Living by a username I assume? Everything okay?,"No, but nothing's really wrong either. ",Um ok. Random but do you like music? If so what kinds
30095,"No, but nothing's really wrong either. ",Um ok. Random but do you like music? If so what kinds,I like pop music. What about you?
30096,What makes y'all happy?,Having a bed and a roof over my head.  I need a new bed though.,"I admire your outlook on life. It's the simple things, right :)

"
30097,Having a bed and a roof over my head.  I need a new bed though.,"I admire your outlook on life. It's the simple things, right :)

","I ask for so little. And boy, do I get it...!  *badoomtsh*"
30098,Tell me about something you wish more people liked,Jazz and Baseball,Come to Belgium. I was even surprised I am the odd one out instead for not into jazz.
30099,Jazz and Baseball,Come to Belgium. I was even surprised I am the odd one out instead for not into jazz.,Can you recommend me some Belgian jazz bands?
30100,Come to Belgium. I was even surprised I am the odd one out instead for not into jazz.,Can you recommend me some Belgian jazz bands?,"Boy, I would like to but as mentioned I am the odd one among here... "
30101,Tell me about something you wish more people liked,"Kid Icarus Uprising. 3DS game by Masahiro Sakurai, creator of Super Smash Brothers and Kirby. ","I will check it out if I have the money to buy 3DS, which may be never lol."
30102,"Kid Icarus Uprising. 3DS game by Masahiro Sakurai, creator of Super Smash Brothers and Kirby. ","I will check it out if I have the money to buy 3DS, which may be never lol.","If I'm honest, the best part is the dialogue, plot and soundtrack so a let's play may suffice."
30103,"I will check it out if I have the money to buy 3DS, which may be never lol.","If I'm honest, the best part is the dialogue, plot and soundtrack so a let's play may suffice.","Alright then, I will check out some let's play, thanks! "
30104,"My 30 page final paper was due today. I had all semester to work on it, but I waited until yesterday to start it.",And you finished it?!?! Way to go!,"I did. It took about 8 hours total, but I finished! Thanks! "
30105,And you finished it?!?! Way to go!,"I did. It took about 8 hours total, but I finished! Thanks! ","The fact that you managed to finish it in 8 hours is mind-blowing to me. Damn dude, well done!"
30106,"I did. It took about 8 hours total, but I finished! Thanks! ","The fact that you managed to finish it in 8 hours is mind-blowing to me. Damn dude, well done!",I’m still in shock lol thank you!
30107,"The fact that you managed to finish it in 8 hours is mind-blowing to me. Damn dude, well done!",I’m still in shock lol thank you!,30 pages in 8 hours? And you got a perfect score. What am I doing?
30108,I’m still in shock lol thank you!,30 pages in 8 hours? And you got a perfect score. What am I doing?,"it took me 8 hours to write 8 pages. no graphs at all though, but still, damn."
30109,I’m still in shock lol thank you!,30 pages in 8 hours? And you got a perfect score. What am I doing?,"Damn, when I'm stuck it can take me that long to write just 2 pages!"
30110,I’m still in shock lol thank you!,30 pages in 8 hours? And you got a perfect score. What am I doing?,I’m presuming the graphs and charts helped fill in some bulk
30111,"The fact that you managed to finish it in 8 hours is mind-blowing to me. Damn dude, well done!",I’m still in shock lol thank you!,"""I'd like to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative"""
30112,"The fact that you managed to finish it in 8 hours is mind-blowing to me. Damn dude, well done!",I’m still in shock lol thank you!,OP be honest did you take Adderall or something to accomplish this? 
30113,I’m still in shock lol thank you!,OP be honest did you take Adderall or something to accomplish this? ,Nothing!
30114,OP be honest did you take Adderall or something to accomplish this? ,Nothing!,Then Kudos to you. I'm sure you drank coffee or something though right?
30115,And you finished it?!?! Way to go!,"I did. It took about 8 hours total, but I finished! Thanks! ",Damn that's 4-5 pages an hour. Nice. 
30116,And you finished it?!?! Way to go!,"I did. It took about 8 hours total, but I finished! Thanks! ",WTF 30 pages in 8 hours?! 
30117,"My 30 page final paper was due today. I had all semester to work on it, but I waited until yesterday to start it.",That's amazing! As are awesome!,Right! Hopefully
30118,That's amazing! As are awesome!,Right! Hopefully,What do you hope to do after you graduate?
30119,Right! Hopefully,What do you hope to do after you graduate?,Go into a masters for healthcare administration! 
30120,What do you hope to do after you graduate?,Go into a masters for healthcare administration! ,Cool! What does that involve?
30121,"My 30 page final paper was due today. I had all semester to work on it, but I waited until yesterday to start it.",Who is your coke dealer?,*meth
30122,Who is your coke dealer?,*meth,*Addy
30123,"My 30 page final paper was due today. I had all semester to work on it, but I waited until yesterday to start it.",Who is your coke dealer?,Or d-amphetamine/L-amphetamine (Adderall)? Provigil?
30124,Who is your coke dealer?,Or d-amphetamine/L-amphetamine (Adderall)? Provigil?,Im on Provigil right now lol
30125,"My 30 page final paper was due today. I had all semester to work on it, but I waited until yesterday to start it.",Where do (did) you go to school? Here in OH we had our commencement like two weeks ago. ,New York! I don’t wanna say the school but specifically Long Island 
30126,Where do (did) you go to school? Here in OH we had our commencement like two weeks ago. ,New York! I don’t wanna say the school but specifically Long Island ,Huh. Interesting. 
30127,I want a girl best friend,Are you me? Haha. I've always wanted this!,"Hmm, are you? What's your favourite food and colour? 😂😊"
30128,Are you me? Haha. I've always wanted this!,"Hmm, are you? What's your favourite food and colour? 😂😊","I love all food \- can't pick! Color \- purple, with black being a close second. \(:"
30129,"Hmm, are you? What's your favourite food and colour? 😂😊","I love all food \- can't pick! Color \- purple, with black being a close second. \(:",I'm pretty sure you're also me? Hi internet twin!
30130,"I love all food \- can't pick! Color \- purple, with black being a close second. \(:",I'm pretty sure you're also me? Hi internet twin!,"Where have you been all my life?!

How are you today?"
30131,"Hmm, are you? What's your favourite food and colour? 😂😊","I love all food \- can't pick! Color \- purple, with black being a close second. \(:",Are you me?
30132,"I love all food \- can't pick! Color \- purple, with black being a close second. \(:",Are you me?,I have heard anything is possible... hahaha.
30133,"Hmm, are you? What's your favourite food and colour? 😂😊","I love all food \- can't pick! Color \- purple, with black being a close second. \(:",those are my favorite colors :)
30134,I want a girl best friend,This is the kind of friendship I really miss having.,Did you read Warriors series? Cloudstar is the name of one of the characters hahah sorry 
30135,This is the kind of friendship I really miss having.,Did you read Warriors series? Cloudstar is the name of one of the characters hahah sorry ,Lol i have read the series but my username was made back in 2005/2006 LOL 😂😂
30136,I want a girl best friend,Where do you live? Lol I need one too! ,I live in Melbourne Australia!!! What about you?
30137,Where do you live? Lol I need one too! ,I live in Melbourne Australia!!! What about you?,New York City :) pen pals? 
30138,I want a girl best friend,I want friends...,Does the TV show count?
30139,I want friends...,Does the TV show count?,Animes help a lot.
30140,Does the TV show count?,Animes help a lot.,What about Reddit?
30141,Animes help a lot.,What about Reddit?,Sometimes 
30142,What about Reddit?,Sometimes ,"Well...I'm usually available for PMs, so conversation is always a message away!"
30143,Free Compliment Thread [Sort-New],"Thanks, I really needed this thread.",You know a ton about music and I think that is cool. 
30144,"Thanks, I really needed this thread.",You know a ton about music and I think that is cool. ,Thanks. This made me smile.
30145,Can’t sleep,its almost 3am and I have to be awake in 2hrs. Cant sleep dunno why!,Welcome to the non-diagnosed insomniac club brother!
30146,its almost 3am and I have to be awake in 2hrs. Cant sleep dunno why!,Welcome to the non-diagnosed insomniac club brother!,"Sister* ^w^;

thank you I feel very welcomed :&gt;"
30147,Welcome to the non-diagnosed insomniac club brother!,"Sister* ^w^;

thank you I feel very welcomed :&gt;","Lol, anyone up at this ungodly hour is welcome!"
30148,"Sister* ^w^;

thank you I feel very welcomed :&gt;","Lol, anyone up at this ungodly hour is welcome!",Whoppadoop! I wish luck with you and your surgery pal.
30149,"Lol, anyone up at this ungodly hour is welcome!",Whoppadoop! I wish luck with you and your surgery pal.,"Thanks sister! Appreciate it, I should be going in, in about 2 hours or so"
30150,Can’t sleep,"Good luck with the operation my friend! I can’t sleep as well, but I’m not sure why haha","Thanks!, it went well btw
"
30151,"Good luck with the operation my friend! I can’t sleep as well, but I’m not sure why haha","Thanks!, it went well btw
",Yay I’m so glad! Wishing you a smooth recovery.
30152,Can’t sleep,Good luck! What games do you plan on playing while you are recovering?,Far cry5 and Minecraft
30153,Good luck! What games do you plan on playing while you are recovering?,Far cry5 and Minecraft,Great games! Far Cry 5 is a ton of fun! 
30154,What food combos do you like that others find strange?,"Hot dog and rice.  But tell that to any other Filipino and they'll be like, yes this is normal.",I've also heard a sunny side up egg on rice with spam... *Shivers* No thanks. 🤢 lol
30155,"Hot dog and rice.  But tell that to any other Filipino and they'll be like, yes this is normal.",I've also heard a sunny side up egg on rice with spam... *Shivers* No thanks. 🤢 lol,Oh that's longganisa it's actually really good!!
30156,"Hot dog and rice.  But tell that to any other Filipino and they'll be like, yes this is normal.",I've also heard a sunny side up egg on rice with spam... *Shivers* No thanks. 🤢 lol,Make the rice fried garlic rice and we call that dish spamsilog.
30157,What food combos do you like that others find strange?,"Chicken, ride, diced salad with lemon juice, and plain yogurt all mixed up",I'm not going to lie... That sounds horrifyingly nasty haha. 
30158,"Chicken, ride, diced salad with lemon juice, and plain yogurt all mixed up",I'm not going to lie... That sounds horrifyingly nasty haha. ,Lowkey glorious though
30159,What food combos do you like that others find strange?,Pancakes with sour cream and cheese in them ,Well that's sound like the quickest way to ruin a perfectly nice pancake 😉
30160,Pancakes with sour cream and cheese in them ,Well that's sound like the quickest way to ruin a perfectly nice pancake 😉,Eh makes them dense and they taste pretty good. 
30161,Well that's sound like the quickest way to ruin a perfectly nice pancake 😉,Eh makes them dense and they taste pretty good. ,"I hate sour cream for some reason, on anything really. 🤷 "
30162,Describe yourself with a color!,Endless grey ,:( I mean it fits your name...
30163,Endless grey ,:( I mean it fits your name...,At the end of the day I'm just... Me. 
30164,:( I mean it fits your name...,At the end of the day I'm just... Me. ,Is that a bad thing?
30165,At the end of the day I'm just... Me. ,Is that a bad thing?,The worst. 
30166,Is that a bad thing?,The worst. ,Well who do you wish to be?
30167,The worst. ,Well who do you wish to be?,I'm not really sure. Someone happy? Someone brave? Someone nice? Maybe just the opposite of me. 
30168,Well who do you wish to be?,I'm not really sure. Someone happy? Someone brave? Someone nice? Maybe just the opposite of me. ,Ok. So what do you think is stopping you from being that?
30169,I'm not really sure. Someone happy? Someone brave? Someone nice? Maybe just the opposite of me. ,Ok. So what do you think is stopping you from being that?,"Honestly, I'm not really sure. My brain? Alcohol? My job? Your guess is as good as mine. "
30170,Ok. So what do you think is stopping you from being that?,"Honestly, I'm not really sure. My brain? Alcohol? My job? Your guess is as good as mine. ",Hm. Have u considered counciling before?
30171,"Honestly, I'm not really sure. My brain? Alcohol? My job? Your guess is as good as mine. ",Hm. Have u considered counciling before?,Yes. 
30172,Is that a bad thing?,The worst. ,Ok this comment is my current mood
30173,:( I mean it fits your name...,At the end of the day I'm just... Me. ,Gray could represent robots. Robots are cool.
30174,At the end of the day I'm just... Me. ,Gray could represent robots. Robots are cool.,Very true. There are some badass robots out there
30175,At the end of the day I'm just... Me. ,Gray could represent robots. Robots are cool.,Robots are good I suppose. 
30176,:( I mean it fits your name...,At the end of the day I'm just... Me. ,Are you sad?
30177,Endless grey ,:( I mean it fits your name...,Lol. Its true
30178,Describe yourself with a color!,"A fierce, powerful, vibrant, but heavily faded red. ",You have to explain because I love the visual and red is my favorite color!!
30179,"A fierce, powerful, vibrant, but heavily faded red. ",You have to explain because I love the visual and red is my favorite color!!,Well I still have the vestiges of that fiery red but it's slowly being choked out by life.  
30180,You have to explain because I love the visual and red is my favorite color!!,Well I still have the vestiges of that fiery red but it's slowly being choked out by life.  ,Oh...I hope it gets better!!
30181,Well I still have the vestiges of that fiery red but it's slowly being choked out by life.  ,Oh...I hope it gets better!!,"Thanks! Who knows, I might get that fresh coat of paint someday "
30182,Oh...I hope it gets better!!,"Thanks! Who knows, I might get that fresh coat of paint someday ",Maybe it will be a different color who knows ;)
30183,"Thanks! Who knows, I might get that fresh coat of paint someday ",Maybe it will be a different color who knows ;),Only time will tell. 
30184,Oh...I hope it gets better!!,"Thanks! Who knows, I might get that fresh coat of paint someday ",*plays New Coat of Paint by Tom Waits in the background*
30185,Describe yourself with a color!,"Is the absence of colour, a valid colour. If not, then I go with bright red.","I mean hey, that works. But why a lack of color?"
30186,"Is the absence of colour, a valid colour. If not, then I go with bright red.","I mean hey, that works. But why a lack of color?","I'm just not there, unnoticed, invisible, nothing of note about me. "
30187,"I mean hey, that works. But why a lack of color?","I'm just not there, unnoticed, invisible, nothing of note about me. ","Well, I noticed you :) hello friend."
30188,"I'm just not there, unnoticed, invisible, nothing of note about me. ","Well, I noticed you :) hello friend.","Yay? Maybe... I dunno.

Hi!"
30189,Anyone want to keep a lonely Irish lassie company tonight?,"Oh man, I can empathize with being marooned far from society.  How you coping haha? ","50% loving it, 50% feel like I'm going to go insane lmao"
30190,"Oh man, I can empathize with being marooned far from society.  How you coping haha? ","50% loving it, 50% feel like I'm going to go insane lmao",What percent is loving going insane though? 
30191,"50% loving it, 50% feel like I'm going to go insane lmao",What percent is loving going insane though? ,49.9% lmao
30192,What percent is loving going insane though? ,49.9% lmao,"Come join us in the &gt;50%, we have tea! "
30193,49.9% lmao,"Come join us in the &gt;50%, we have tea! ",Two sugars and milk for me
30194,"Come join us in the &gt;50%, we have tea! ",Two sugars and milk for me,"What would you prefer, Earl Grey or Mr? "
30195,Two sugars and milk for me,"What would you prefer, Earl Grey or Mr? ",Yorkshire Tea
30196,"What would you prefer, Earl Grey or Mr? ",Yorkshire Tea,"Alright but yorkteas are a handful

that pun hurt me XD "
30197,Anyone want to keep a lonely Irish lassie company tonight?,You look like Drew Barrymore!!,Is that a good thing or bad?
30198,You look like Drew Barrymore!!,Is that a good thing or bad?,"Idk, I like her :) and her make up line "
30199,Is that a good thing or bad?,"Idk, I like her :) and her make up line ",Are we talking modern day Drew Barrymore or E.T Drew Barrymore?  LOL
30200,I became Siri today,Sounds like the AI has finally begun training us.,We train them to sound like us then they train us to sound like them. Wild!
30201,Sounds like the AI has finally begun training us.,We train them to sound like us then they train us to sound like them. Wild!,"BRB, calling Charlie Brooker and Netflix... "
30202,I became Siri today,"Siri, do I look fat in this dress?  😂",You look fantastic! 
30203,"Siri, do I look fat in this dress?  😂",You look fantastic! ,You are really good at your job!   👍
30204,You look fantastic! ,You are really good at your job!   👍,You’re an easy client because of that fabulous dress! 
30205,"Siri, do I look fat in this dress?  😂",You look fantastic! ,You look fattastic!
30206,You look fantastic! ,You look fattastic!,Does my extra layer of fluff make this dress look  good?
30207,Am I childish for liking Harry Potter?,"Firstly, no.

Secondly, even if it was childish... who cares?",Yeah.. you're right :|
30208,"Firstly, no.

Secondly, even if it was childish... who cares?",Yeah.. you're right :|,I’m going to Harry Potter World for my 30th birthday.  I’m super excited too!
30209,Shrek is such a great movie,"I LOVE SHREK. Also, the soundtrack is phenomenal. I don't care what anyone says.",🎶And then I saw her face 🎶
30210,"I LOVE SHREK. Also, the soundtrack is phenomenal. I don't care what anyone says.",🎶And then I saw her face 🎶,Now im a believer 
30211,Shrek is such a great movie,Somebody...,Once
30212,Somebody...,Once,"Told
"
30213,Once,"Told
",me
30214,"Told
",me,The 
30215,me,The ,World
30216,The ,World,Was
30217,World,Was,Gonna
30218,Was,Gonna,Roll 
30219,Gonna,Roll ,Me
30220,Roll ,Me,I
30221,Me,I,ain't
30222,I,ain't,DESPACITO
30223,ain't,DESPACITO,c'mon dude
30224,DESPACITO,c'mon dude,fuck you dad i do what i want
30225,I,ain't,the 
30226,ain't,the ,Sharpest
30227,the ,Sharpest,Tool
30228,Roll ,Me,i 
30229,Me,I,Aint 
30230,Roll ,Me,YOU RUINED I😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
30231,Shrek is such a great movie,Shrek is love. ,Shrek is life.
30232,Shrek is love. ,Shrek is life.,At least someone got the reference. Those videos ruined shrek for me  
30233,Shrek is life.,At least someone got the reference. Those videos ruined shrek for me  ,They vastly improved it for me :^)
30234,At least someone got the reference. Those videos ruined shrek for me  ,They vastly improved it for me :^),You should be banned from the entire internet for saying that.
30235,"Only girl in computational class, feeling really down and hopeless","&gt; *computational neuro*

If it makes you feel any better, I don't even know what this means. ",I second this! lol. It sounds impressive either way!
30236,"&gt; *computational neuro*

If it makes you feel any better, I don't even know what this means. ",I second this! lol. It sounds impressive either way!,Thirded? I have no idea either but it sounds really important and shit.
30237,I second this! lol. It sounds impressive either way!,Thirded? I have no idea either but it sounds really important and shit.,But “shit” as in “important and so on” not shit as in “that’s bad”. 
30238,Thirded? I have no idea either but it sounds really important and shit.,But “shit” as in “important and so on” not shit as in “that’s bad”. ,Absolutely. The good shit haha
30239,"Only girl in computational class, feeling really down and hopeless",How long have you been on the course for?,Almost a year.
30240,How long have you been on the course for?,Almost a year.,"Still getting used to it, maybe?"
30241,Almost a year.,"Still getting used to it, maybe?",This isn't an undergraduate course if that's what you mean. 
30242,"Still getting used to it, maybe?",This isn't an undergraduate course if that's what you mean. ,Can take quite some time to get used to new surroundings.
30243,This subreddit has been such an encouraging place for me,It’s amazing what reddit can be when you filter out the screaming.,Ask Reddit is like a big box of chocolate. You never know what you’ll get.
30244,It’s amazing what reddit can be when you filter out the screaming.,Ask Reddit is like a big box of chocolate. You never know what you’ll get.,Saving this for my reddit quote collection :)
30245,It’s amazing what reddit can be when you filter out the screaming.,Ask Reddit is like a big box of chocolate. You never know what you’ll get.,Jennnayyyyy!!!!
30246,This subreddit has been such an encouraging place for me,It’s amazing what reddit can be when you filter out the screaming.,**W H A T  D I D  Y O U  S A Y ? ?**
30247,It’s amazing what reddit can be when you filter out the screaming.,**W H A T  D I D  Y O U  S A Y ? ?**,"I said, *ahem*, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
30248,ask me to explain any concept - ever!,"Why is the answer to life, the universe and everything 42?",Because there are 42 illustrations in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
30249,"Why is the answer to life, the universe and everything 42?",Because there are 42 illustrations in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.,Actually no - look at my reply to OP!
30250,How did you come up with your username...,reflects my insecurities when sharing fake stories on the internet,Are they really fake though? 🤔 
30251,reflects my insecurities when sharing fake stories on the internet,Are they really fake though? 🤔 ,a magician never reveals his secrets
30252,How did you come up with your username...,I have a degree in porn search engines...,"You have a PHD (Porn Hub Dick)? I’m sorry, that was a terrible joke, I’ll just leave now... "
30253,I have a degree in porn search engines...,"You have a PHD (Porn Hub Dick)? I’m sorry, that was a terrible joke, I’ll just leave now... ",hahaha no i have a masturbates degree... 
30254,"You have a PHD (Porn Hub Dick)? I’m sorry, that was a terrible joke, I’ll just leave now... ",hahaha no i have a masturbates degree... ,You sure you’re not a master baster? 
30255,hahaha no i have a masturbates degree... ,You sure you’re not a master baster? ,cold... haha but i am also a cunning linguist...
30256,How did you come up with your username...,emotional support from strangers makes my day,Aww that’s awesome. I hope you have a wonderful day! 
30257,emotional support from strangers makes my day,Aww that’s awesome. I hope you have a wonderful day! ,thank you! i hope things work out for you in your favour in your future!
30258,I have a great girlfriend!,I am so jealous. That’s... love. ,"She is amazing, she really is and I can’t imagine what on Earth I did to deserve her! "
30259,I am so jealous. That’s... love. ,"She is amazing, she really is and I can’t imagine what on Earth I did to deserve her! ",Nothing. I have a wife. Not sure how I deserve her
30260,"She is amazing, she really is and I can’t imagine what on Earth I did to deserve her! ",Nothing. I have a wife. Not sure how I deserve her,"Well, that gives me hope! :D"
30261,"She is amazing, she really is and I can’t imagine what on Earth I did to deserve her! ",Nothing. I have a wife. Not sure how I deserve her,"Women just like us weirdos sometimes. Makes me laugh, they must be crazy."
30262,Nothing. I have a wife. Not sure how I deserve her,"Women just like us weirdos sometimes. Makes me laugh, they must be crazy.",Certifiable 
30263,I am so jealous. That’s... love. ,"She is amazing, she really is and I can’t imagine what on Earth I did to deserve her! ",I feel the exact same way about my girlfriend. I'm so happy you have her! :)
30264,"She is amazing, she really is and I can’t imagine what on Earth I did to deserve her! ",I feel the exact same way about my girlfriend. I'm so happy you have her! :),Thanks :) same goes to you! :)
30265,I have a great girlfriend!,I am so jealous. That’s... love. ,That's...being a girlfriend. Even the shortest ones do that. 
30266,I am so jealous. That’s... love. ,That's...being a girlfriend. Even the shortest ones do that. ,Uhhhhhhhhhhh. Nope. Not always.
30267,That's...being a girlfriend. Even the shortest ones do that. ,Uhhhhhhhhhhh. Nope. Not always.,Vast majority. 
30268,Uhhhhhhhhhhh. Nope. Not always.,Vast majority. ,So not the shittiest ones...
30269,I have a great girlfriend!,"&gt;i don't feel so good
",What’s your point? 😅
30270,"&gt;i don't feel so good
",What’s your point? 😅,"the ""i don t feel so good"" meme"
30271,What’s your point? 😅,"the ""i don t feel so good"" meme","Oh okay, I may or may not have forgotten about that 😅"
30272,"the ""i don t feel so good"" meme","Oh okay, I may or may not have forgotten about that 😅","Dude, watch Infinity war"
30273,I have a great girlfriend!,She gonna leave ya some day,"Well, then I’ll have some fond memories of her! "
30274,She gonna leave ya some day,"Well, then I’ll have some fond memories of her! ",That's the spirit
30275,She gonna leave ya some day,"Well, then I’ll have some fond memories of her! ",Me too
30276,I have a great girlfriend!,I'm envious;  I've wanted that special someone ,"You’ll find that special someone, I‘m sure of it!"
30277,I'm envious;  I've wanted that special someone ,"You’ll find that special someone, I‘m sure of it!",lol largely doubtful 
30278,"You’ll find that special someone, I‘m sure of it!",lol largely doubtful ,Why?
30279,lol largely doubtful ,Why?,"just based on personal experience, lol
"
30280,I have a great girlfriend!,"Today’s my birthday so I got that going for me
",Happy birthday!! I hope you have a good one :) 
30281,"Today’s my birthday so I got that going for me
",Happy birthday!! I hope you have a good one :) ,Thanks! I sure did
30282,I have a great girlfriend!,so far not much has made me overly happy this week :/,You okay? 
30283,so far not much has made me overly happy this week :/,You okay? ,"yeah actually, i made weekend plans w/ my friend so my mood has been lifted this week"
30284,You okay? ,"yeah actually, i made weekend plans w/ my friend so my mood has been lifted this week","That’s great, have fun then! :)"
30285,"yeah actually, i made weekend plans w/ my friend so my mood has been lifted this week","That’s great, have fun then! :)",ty
30286,I have a great girlfriend!,"Right in the feels post, OP.

~ The forever alone guy.",Sorry! Do you need to talk?
30287,"Right in the feels post, OP.

~ The forever alone guy.",Sorry! Do you need to talk?,"I'm okay man. But will surely PM if I do need someone to talk.

Thank you for asking though."
30288,Sorry! Do you need to talk?,"I'm okay man. But will surely PM if I do need someone to talk.

Thank you for asking though.",Okay :)
30289,I have a great girlfriend!,"UK checking in. Educate me, what exactly are sugar snaps?","I wonder if op meant ginger snaps, but if not I’m curious too. "
30290,"UK checking in. Educate me, what exactly are sugar snaps?","I wonder if op meant ginger snaps, but if not I’m curious too. ","Well, in that case I don't know what ginger snaps are either :)"
30291,I have a great girlfriend!,"Nothing made me happy this week, and I dread my doctor's appointment Friday...","Oh no, I’m sorry! What kind of an appointment is it, if I may ask? "
30292,"Nothing made me happy this week, and I dread my doctor's appointment Friday...","Oh no, I’m sorry! What kind of an appointment is it, if I may ask? ","Well... an everything appointment, with a probable follow-up to check for cancer..."
30293,"Oh no, I’m sorry! What kind of an appointment is it, if I may ask? ","Well... an everything appointment, with a probable follow-up to check for cancer...","But it’s just a normal appointment, right?

Still, I agree, those appointments suck!"
30294,"Well... an everything appointment, with a probable follow-up to check for cancer...","But it’s just a normal appointment, right?

Still, I agree, those appointments suck!","Yeah, but results/follow-up is what I am afraid of.."
30295,"But it’s just a normal appointment, right?

Still, I agree, those appointments suck!","Yeah, but results/follow-up is what I am afraid of..",I can totally understand that!! Good luck! 
30296,"Yeah, but results/follow-up is what I am afraid of..",I can totally understand that!! Good luck! ,"Thank you, I appreciate it"
30297,I have a great girlfriend!,THATS SO CUTE AGHHHHHHH 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭,Aw thanks :)
30298,THATS SO CUTE AGHHHHHHH 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭,Aw thanks :),yw 🙂
30299,I have a great girlfriend!,What's a sugar snap?,A vegetable that I really really like :D
30300,What's a sugar snap?,A vegetable that I really really like :D,Oh wait. Sugar snap peas?
30301,A vegetable that I really really like :D,Oh wait. Sugar snap peas?,"Exactly those, but still in their nature bag :D"
30302,Oh wait. Sugar snap peas?,"Exactly those, but still in their nature bag :D",Aha! Those are very tasty. I love them in stir fry.
30303,"Exactly those, but still in their nature bag :D",Aha! Those are very tasty. I love them in stir fry.,They are very tasty when they are raw as well :)
30304,Very proud dad,"Damn right you should be proud, your doing a good job on raising her. ",^you're
30305,"Damn right you should be proud, your doing a good job on raising her. ",^you're,Thank u
30306,Very proud dad,Please don't juul in front of her,Confused on this comment 
30307,Please don't juul in front of her,Confused on this comment ,Your history mate
30308,How did you come up with your Reddit Username?,Mine is a combo of my cat's name and my name ,Shut up Meg
30309,Mine is a combo of my cat's name and my name ,Shut up Meg,Don't tell my cat to shut up
30310,What's the logic behind your reddit username?,...you first.,Mix of two zodiac signs. Pisces and Leo
30311,...you first.,Mix of two zodiac signs. Pisces and Leo,I'm a Pisces. Why the Leo? Any reason or just random?
30312,Mix of two zodiac signs. Pisces and Leo,I'm a Pisces. Why the Leo? Any reason or just random?,Mix of my sun sign and my moon sign. 
30313,What's the logic behind your reddit username?,I’m single ,Does this mean you have to burn your reddit account when you become un\-single?
30314,I’m single ,Does this mean you have to burn your reddit account when you become un\-single?,Good question!
30315,I’m single ,Does this mean you have to burn your reddit account when you become un\-single?,That’s the plan 
30316,Does this mean you have to burn your reddit account when you become un\-single?,That’s the plan ,"I cringe at the thought, but what percentage of your PMs are ""unwanted"" pics? "
30317,What's the logic behind your reddit username?,I’m single ,"Lets change that, and yes I read them, always."
30318,I’m single ,"Lets change that, and yes I read them, always.",Working on it!
30319,What's the logic behind your reddit username?,"I used to be fat.

I love booze.

I got a jolly roger tattooed on my arm.  

","So, if I may ask, what do you do with a drunken sailor? "
30320,"I used to be fat.

I love booze.

I got a jolly roger tattooed on my arm.  

","So, if I may ask, what do you do with a drunken sailor? ","Yeah, early in the morning?"
30321,What's the logic behind your reddit username?,It's kind of a shitty pun on my heritage. Kebab is Turkish and Hasse is a very Swedish name.,And yet you didn't go with Turkiska_Glädje
30322,It's kind of a shitty pun on my heritage. Kebab is Turkish and Hasse is a very Swedish name.,And yet you didn't go with Turkiska_Glädje,Turkish Delight is my stripper name. Don't want to mix them up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
30323,And yet you didn't go with Turkiska_Glädje,Turkish Delight is my stripper name. Don't want to mix them up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),That's pretty good. Mine is Canadian-bacon Tea-bagpipe Meister
30324,What's the logic behind your reddit username?,self explanatory ,Were you perhaps born in 1963?
30325,self explanatory ,Were you perhaps born in 1963?,that’s the first clue lol
30326,What's the logic behind your reddit username?,"It’s my ps4 gamer tag lol 

Ps. No I will not add any random friend requests lol","Quite ambitious to think you'd get random friend requests, but thank you for clarifying. "
30327,"It’s my ps4 gamer tag lol 

Ps. No I will not add any random friend requests lol","Quite ambitious to think you'd get random friend requests, but thank you for clarifying. ",Lol you never know. I’m sure I probably won’t 
30328,What's the logic behind your reddit username?,I am a Korean ajumma.  There are no amateur ajummas.,I don't even know what's ajumma. Please enlighten?
30329,I am a Korean ajumma.  There are no amateur ajummas.,I don't even know what's ajumma. Please enlighten?,Middle aged Korean mom.  We are known for stuff like elastic waist pants and perms...
30330,What's the logic behind your reddit username?,"Because I hate when people shit talk cats, so I end up defending them a lot. ","I like cats, love dogs, wouldn't ever talk shit about them. Do you have any cat(s)?"
30331,"Because I hate when people shit talk cats, so I end up defending them a lot. ","I like cats, love dogs, wouldn't ever talk shit about them. Do you have any cat(s)?",I have 1 very spoiled cat named Eva. 
30332,"I like cats, love dogs, wouldn't ever talk shit about them. Do you have any cat(s)?",I have 1 very spoiled cat named Eva. ,Sweet. That's one lucky cat. 😊
30333,What's the logic behind your reddit username?,"It's Gobias... as in, ""Go buy us a cup of coffee""",So demanding.... Much authoritative. 
30334,"It's Gobias... as in, ""Go buy us a cup of coffee""",So demanding.... Much authoritative. ,It's from Arrested Development
30335,What's the logic behind your reddit username?,It's my ethnic background.,Where is this from?
30336,It's my ethnic background.,Where is this from?,Filipino + Puerto Rican
30337,Where is this from?,Filipino + Puerto Rican,"Aah! Best of both the worlds, IMHO"
30338,Filipino + Puerto Rican,"Aah! Best of both the worlds, IMHO","That's very sweet of you to say. Actually, I'm curious about your name. Why Pisces and Leo?"
30339,What's the logic behind your reddit username?,"first initial and the english translation of my surname. Easy as that.

","A surname that means power. So cool. May I ask, what is It?"
30340,"first initial and the english translation of my surname. Easy as that.

","A surname that means power. So cool. May I ask, what is It?","Thanks! It's ""Kraft"", common german name."
30341,What's the logic behind your reddit username?,Irony,Being?
30342,Irony,Being?,The emoji movie is so terrible might as well rep it
30343,Being?,The emoji movie is so terrible might as well rep it,I'm sure there are movies that are infinitely worse than the emoji movie. Just saying. 
30344,The emoji movie is so terrible might as well rep it,I'm sure there are movies that are infinitely worse than the emoji movie. Just saying. ,"Yeah I guess so, just being an edgy teen and making fun of the thing that was current lol"
30345,What's the logic behind your reddit username?,I drink a lot of wine. ,"As far as it's in moderation, yayyyy for wine. "
30346,I drink a lot of wine. ,"As far as it's in moderation, yayyyy for wine. ",I live in close proximity to Wine Country. Moderation is not known here! 
30347,"As far as it's in moderation, yayyyy for wine. ",I live in close proximity to Wine Country. Moderation is not known here! ,"So, how often do you end up consuming wine?"
30348,What's the logic behind your reddit username?,"I once had a cat, it was named Tigger. In my language the word cat is spelled as ""kat"".",Which language is this?
30349,"I once had a cat, it was named Tigger. In my language the word cat is spelled as ""kat"".",Which language is this?,Dutch :)
30350,What's the logic behind your reddit username?,favorite knight o’ the round table,You were fortunate to have found thay username. 
30351,favorite knight o’ the round table,You were fortunate to have found thay username. ,"It took some trickery but I won it, yessir"
30352,What's the logic behind your reddit username?,"Oh, I happen to own the majority of shares of the Jaguar company. Nothing major",Prove it or it didn't happen. 
30353,"Oh, I happen to own the majority of shares of the Jaguar company. Nothing major",Prove it or it didn't happen. ,Sigh... always a doubter in the crowd. 
30354,Prove it or it didn't happen. ,Sigh... always a doubter in the crowd. ,Absolutely!
30355,What's the logic behind your reddit username?,"Mine explains itself
",Where / how else do you waste your time when you aren't wasting it here?
30356,"Mine explains itself
",Where / how else do you waste your time when you aren't wasting it here?,Videogames and being at school
30357,What's the logic behind your reddit username?,My favorite animal is a dinosaur (all the dinosaurs) and I tend to be clueless a lot,"Interesting. What are some parts of your life that you're sure about, though?"
30358,My favorite animal is a dinosaur (all the dinosaurs) and I tend to be clueless a lot,"Interesting. What are some parts of your life that you're sure about, though?",My significant other and my job are the first two that come to mind 😀
30359,"Interesting. What are some parts of your life that you're sure about, though?",My significant other and my job are the first two that come to mind 😀,What's your job all about?
30360,My significant other and my job are the first two that come to mind 😀,What's your job all about?,I'm a teacher
30361,What's your job all about?,I'm a teacher,You must be a really good one. You've a very nice and a warm vibe about you. 😊
30362,I'm a teacher,You must be a really good one. You've a very nice and a warm vibe about you. 😊,Aww thank you! You're very sweet ❤️
30363,You must be a really good one. You've a very nice and a warm vibe about you. 😊,Aww thank you! You're very sweet ❤️,That made me smile. Thank you. We could create a mutual admiration society here. 
30364,I wish society was more accepting towards people who just want to be followers rather than leaders.,Preach! What is the point of leaders if there are no followers anyway? ,"“Too many chiefs, not enough Indians”"
30365,Preach! What is the point of leaders if there are no followers anyway? ,"“Too many chiefs, not enough Indians”","Too many cooks, not enough broth"
30366,I wish society was more accepting towards people who just want to be followers rather than leaders.,"Is straying from the pack and just doing your own thing, a thing? Because I rather do that",I just want to suck my own duck tbh
30367,"Is straying from the pack and just doing your own thing, a thing? Because I rather do that",I just want to suck my own duck tbh,"Many want, few achieve it. "
30368,I just want to suck my own duck tbh,"Many want, few achieve it. ",Is it really that hard to suck a duck though? I feel it should be pretty easy. 
30369,"Is straying from the pack and just doing your own thing, a thing? Because I rather do that",I just want to suck my own duck tbh,that's easy. just get a duckling somewhere and suck it cuz it might fight back if it grows up
30370,"Is straying from the pack and just doing your own thing, a thing? Because I rather do that",I just want to suck my own duck tbh,"We can all fail miserably together, just follow me!... Oh wait"
30371,I wish society was more accepting towards people who just want to be followers rather than leaders.,There are also the ones that don’t want to follow or lead. They just want to be left alone.,This is where it's at.
30372,There are also the ones that don’t want to follow or lead. They just want to be left alone.,This is where it's at.,"Shhhh, don't tell them."
30373,I wish society was more accepting towards people who just want to be followers rather than leaders.,You sound like you should lead this movement ,"Uh.. Dammit, I dug my own hole."
30374,You sound like you should lead this movement ,"Uh.. Dammit, I dug my own hole.","Well, I mean, I suppose I could do it, I guess, if I really have to... "
30375,You sound like you should lead this movement ,"Uh.. Dammit, I dug my own hole.","Yeah, as a follower, I vote to follow you for this movement. ;)"
30376,Explain your reddit username?,There was this wrestler a while back...,"I wonder what wrestler you could be talking about, I don't know of amy benoit......."
30377,There was this wrestler a while back...,"I wonder what wrestler you could be talking about, I don't know of amy benoit.......",He retired briefly to spend more time with his family.  This was some time ago.
30378,"I wonder what wrestler you could be talking about, I don't know of amy benoit.......",He retired briefly to spend more time with his family.  This was some time ago.,Ah I see hopefully his family stays in good health and he doesn't hit his head on anything
30379,Explain your reddit username?,My college nickname is ron and a love a good roll on Es,Stop stalking me u nonce
30380,My college nickname is ron and a love a good roll on Es,Stop stalking me u nonce,Suck your mum lanky ginger dirty hoe shagging pot noodle drinker 
30381,Explain your reddit username?,"When I made my account I had heartburn whilst having a massive shit that hurt my arse, ye ",shoulda called it u/ImGonnaMcFlyAwayFromMyLesbianess
30382,"When I made my account I had heartburn whilst having a massive shit that hurt my arse, ye ",shoulda called it u/ImGonnaMcFlyAwayFromMyLesbianess,You should have called it u/Imadisappointmenttomymumjustbecauseimgingerandbald
30383,Explain your reddit username?,"My RL name and random name generator, cause I didn't like my previous usernames",So is your name josh or endyne?
30384,"My RL name and random name generator, cause I didn't like my previous usernames",So is your name josh or endyne?,"I'll leave you to guess ;)



"
30385,So is your name josh or endyne?,"I'll leave you to guess ;)



",Golly gee this is a hard one
30386,How do you convince the internet to stop doing something?,I don't know about everyone else but I promise I won't call you boobie ever,Thanks man :)
30387,I don't know about everyone else but I promise I won't call you boobie ever,Thanks man :),Yeah me too!
30388,I don't know about everyone else but I promise I won't call you boobie ever,Thanks man :),Haha yeah no problem boobie.
30389,What is your favorite band at the moment?,LANY.,Whats their best song or album?
30390,LANY.,Whats their best song or album?,I like super far and ILYSB the best. Pink skies is also great!
30391,Whats their best song or album?,I like super far and ILYSB the best. Pink skies is also great!,I will listen to those 2 first! 
30392,What is your favorite band at the moment?,Nine Inch Nails ,"Like im asking everyone, what is is their best album in your opinion? "
30393,Nine Inch Nails ,"Like im asking everyone, what is is their best album in your opinion? ",Probably The Downward Spiral 
30394,"Like im asking everyone, what is is their best album in your opinion? ",Probably The Downward Spiral ,sounds metal! 
30395,What is your favorite band at the moment?,I currently love Thursday. ,what kind of music is that? 
30396,I currently love Thursday. ,what kind of music is that? ,Post-hardcore and Emo
30397,What is your favorite band at the moment?,I enjoy the song Lydia too! ,I CANT FUCKIN BREATHE
30398,I enjoy the song Lydia too! ,I CANT FUCKIN BREATHE,MUCH LESS BELIEVE THE TRUTH
30399,Today is the 90th day I have gone without one fucking drink!,How does a drink have sex?,How?
30400,How does a drink have sex?,How?,How can you have a fucking drink if drinks don't fuck?
30401,I'm 30. I still like to pretend I'm flipping open a butterfly knife when I use open my nail clippers and I pretend that I'm using the force to open automatic doors.,"I'm a bit older than you and I do that force thing with the doors, too.",Haha. I also do the force wave to change traffic lights. 
30402,"I'm a bit older than you and I do that force thing with the doors, too.",Haha. I also do the force wave to change traffic lights. ,That's a lot more impressive if it works.
30403,Can you...,"I'm a ninja, and you've never seen me.",Are you a hoodie ninja?
30404,"I'm a ninja, and you've never seen me.",Are you a hoodie ninja?,"No. Hoodies make you too visible, and if you do them wrong, get you shot."
30405,Can you...,"I don't always think before talking, and it's gotten me into trouble before.",Stahp for a moment before you say it!  
30406,"I don't always think before talking, and it's gotten me into trouble before.",Stahp for a moment before you say it!  ,"I've gotten better at it, but old habits die hard."
30407,Stahp for a moment before you say it!  ,"I've gotten better at it, but old habits die hard.",Yea maybe it'll get better with age... you think?
30408,"I've gotten better at it, but old habits die hard.",Yea maybe it'll get better with age... you think?,I'm sure it will.
30409,Can you...,"I like hugging people, no matter who it is",Why haven't I met youuuuu?!  🤗🤗
30410,"I like hugging people, no matter who it is",Why haven't I met youuuuu?!  🤗🤗,🤷‍♂️ I’m usually not active on this sub
30411,So I don't have any friends...could you be my friend,ı got bored let s meet but how give your number me ,"uhhhhhh idk dude can we talk on discord or something 
"
30412,ı got bored let s meet but how give your number me ,"uhhhhhh idk dude can we talk on discord or something 
",I don t use discord bro instagram ? 
30413,"uhhhhhh idk dude can we talk on discord or something 
",I don t use discord bro instagram ? ,yea sure its @fuck.rryan
30414,So I don't have any friends...could you be my friend,What kind of anime/manga do you like?,anything really
30415,What kind of anime/manga do you like?,anything really,He deleted wonder why
30416,anything really,He deleted wonder why,What?
30417,So I don't have any friends...could you be my friend,What games do you like? Do you play on PS4? I’d be down to play with you on there!,yes! i do have a ps4
30418,What games do you like? Do you play on PS4? I’d be down to play with you on there!,yes! i do have a ps4,What games do you have or play?
30419,yes! i do have a ps4,What games do you have or play?,Yea like a lotta rpgs fighting games and shooters 
30420,So I don't have any friends...could you be my friend,"Sure, what games you play?",yea sure like fortnite or something?
30421,"Sure, what games you play?",yea sure like fortnite or something?,"I'm not huge into fortnite, but I'll give it a shot. Any other games?"
30422,yea sure like fortnite or something?,"I'm not huge into fortnite, but I'll give it a shot. Any other games?",I’m down to join
30423,So I don't have any friends...could you be my friend,"Hit me up, I’m always down to make new friends! :)",Sup 
30424,"Hit me up, I’m always down to make new friends! :)",Sup ,"On my way to a concert, how about you?"
30425,Sup ,"On my way to a concert, how about you?",I’m home cuz I broke my leg. What concert is it 
30426,Anyone else love riding the train for no reason?,I’d rather walk around in the rain. ,I done exactly then when I stopped off :) 
30427,I’d rather walk around in the rain. ,I done exactly then when I stopped off :) ,Oh 👍🏿 
30428,I got a job I thought I had 0 chance of landing,Sounds like you deserve it! Congratulations!!,Thanks! I can't wait till my fiancee gets home so I can tell her.
30429,Sounds like you deserve it! Congratulations!!,Thanks! I can't wait till my fiancee gets home so I can tell her.,"Go get a cheap bottle of wine and start making some food! Celebrate, yo!"
30430,Thanks! I can't wait till my fiancee gets home so I can tell her.,"Go get a cheap bottle of wine and start making some food! Celebrate, yo!",#treatyoself 
30431,Thanks! I can't wait till my fiancee gets home so I can tell her.,"Go get a cheap bottle of wine and start making some food! Celebrate, yo!",Sounds like something I would say. Wait......are you me?
30432,I got a job I thought I had 0 chance of landing,What the hell is a union apprentice,"I'll be working for the Steamfitters Union, I'll be learning on the job how to do what they do."
30433,What the hell is a union apprentice,"I'll be working for the Steamfitters Union, I'll be learning on the job how to do what they do.","and being paid... for learning what they do.

uh-huh.

Come on, what's the real deal? "
30434,"I'll be working for the Steamfitters Union, I'll be learning on the job how to do what they do.","and being paid... for learning what they do.

uh-huh.

Come on, what's the real deal? ",It's a what an apprenticeship is. You get paid to learn on the job. 
30435,What the hell is a union apprentice,"I'll be working for the Steamfitters Union, I'll be learning on the job how to do what they do.",My grandpa was a steamfitter! Congrats. 
30436,Bored af anyone want to talk?,What would you like to talk about? ,Really anything how a your day been?
30437,What would you like to talk about? ,Really anything how a your day been?,"I've only been up for about 10 minutes, lol.

you?"
30438,Really anything how a your day been?,"I've only been up for about 10 minutes, lol.

you?",Haha damn lucky and it's been good until now I'm tired and hungry 
30439,"I've only been up for about 10 minutes, lol.

you?",Haha damn lucky and it's been good until now I'm tired and hungry ,"lol I'm about to eat now, actually "
30440,Haha damn lucky and it's been good until now I'm tired and hungry ,"lol I'm about to eat now, actually ",Ohhh shit what's on the menu
30441,"lol I'm about to eat now, actually ",Ohhh shit what's on the menu,"Ramen noodles, lol I can't cook. "
30442,Ohhh shit what's on the menu,"Ramen noodles, lol I can't cook. ",Damn bro even that sounds good as hell
30443,"Ramen noodles, lol I can't cook. ",Damn bro even that sounds good as hell,lol it's alright.  I eat it pretty much every day so
30444,Damn bro even that sounds good as hell,lol it's alright.  I eat it pretty much every day so,That's the broke college life right there I feel ya all I have back at my place is lunch meat 
30445,Bored af anyone want to talk?,"3 hours to kill?

What's happening in 3 hours?",I'm 3 hours I gotta preform :/ 
30446,"3 hours to kill?

What's happening in 3 hours?",I'm 3 hours I gotta preform :/ ,Oh come on. You already know we're going to ask what you're performing.
30447,Is anyone wanting to just chat?,Hey,hello :) looking to talk??
30448,Hey,hello :) looking to talk??,Yea man how u doin today? 
30449,Is anyone wanting to just chat?,hey there im 17 year old male ,no probs at all if your up chating :)
30450,hey there im 17 year old male ,no probs at all if your up chating :),yea but i text back late. im Jakael (Ja Kale) 
30451,hey there im 17 year old male ,no probs at all if your up chating :),yea i text late tho sorry
30452,no probs at all if your up chating :),yea i text late tho sorry,dont worry about it its fine :) even if i dont reply today i always will in the future
30453,yea i text late tho sorry,dont worry about it its fine :) even if i dont reply today i always will in the future,ok kool well how has ur day been
30454,Is anyone wanting to just chat?,"Hi, 
I’m bad at replying but willing to give this a try haha 
girl, 19",me too haha im mainly doing this while im a twork so i dont go insane hahah
30455,"Hi, 
I’m bad at replying but willing to give this a try haha 
girl, 19",me too haha im mainly doing this while im a twork so i dont go insane hahah,"haha i can imagine, how long have you been working there?"
30456,me too haha im mainly doing this while im a twork so i dont go insane hahah,"haha i can imagine, how long have you been working there?","Everyone is replying with the hahas

Haha"
30457,Is anyone wanting to just chat?,I'm originally from Dundee.  Now live in London. Hello!,Traitor haha hows live down there??
30458,I'm originally from Dundee.  Now live in London. Hello!,Traitor haha hows live down there??,Good. Busy. You from near Dundee?
30459,"I just found out that people like me. Holy crap, it's amazing.",YES YES A MILLION TIMES YES! its like a warm blanket coverinf you.,"It totally is. I feel like I could do anything and people would support me for it.
"
30460,YES YES A MILLION TIMES YES! its like a warm blanket coverinf you.,"It totally is. I feel like I could do anything and people would support me for it.
","Well, calm down Adolf.."
30461,"It totally is. I feel like I could do anything and people would support me for it.
","Well, calm down Adolf..","I'm almost insulted.
Take my upvote."
30462,"I just found out that people like me. Holy crap, it's amazing.",Do I know you?? There's some weird coincidences with your story and what I was up to last night,"Really depends, pm me if you want to find out though!"
30463,Do I know you?? There's some weird coincidences with your story and what I was up to last night,"Really depends, pm me if you want to find out though!","Did you know them, op?"
30464,"Really depends, pm me if you want to find out though!","Did you know them, op?","Yeah, what happened ? "
30465,"Really depends, pm me if you want to find out though!","Did you know them, op?",Nope!
30466,"I just found out that people like me. Holy crap, it's amazing.",Did you just have to convince me you didn’t rape anyone?WTF was that dude?,It was seriously such a weird thing to throw out there. Threw me off.
30467,Did you just have to convince me you didn’t rape anyone?WTF was that dude?,It was seriously such a weird thing to throw out there. Threw me off.,"Unusual, but wasn’t a bad thing."
30468,It was seriously such a weird thing to throw out there. Threw me off.,"Unusual, but wasn’t a bad thing.",Just extremely unnecessary 
30469,Truth or Truth,Truth,Are you still a virgin?
30470,Truth,Are you still a virgin?,"Yup

Truth"
30471,Truth or Truth,"Truth is tempting, but I have to go with truth.","#BRAVE CONTENDER 

*WHAT* Weird thing do you do"
30472,"Truth is tempting, but I have to go with truth.","#BRAVE CONTENDER 

*WHAT* Weird thing do you do",I eat all the chocolate off of a Reese's peanut butter cup before I eat the peanut butter.
30473,Truth or Truth,Truth,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Do you currently dread"
30474,Truth,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Do you currently dread","Financial destitution

Non consensual sodomy

Snake bite

Psycho castrators
"
30475,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Do you currently dread","Financial destitution

Non consensual sodomy

Snake bite

Psycho castrators
",These are all worthy things to be afraid of
30476,"Financial destitution

Non consensual sodomy

Snake bite

Psycho castrators
",These are all worthy things to be afraid of,Your turn
30477,These are all worthy things to be afraid of,Your turn,Truth
30478,Your turn,Truth,Why arent you out socializing with real people tonight?
30479,Truth,Why arent you out socializing with real people tonight?,Honestly? Not sure where I would go.
30480,Why arent you out socializing with real people tonight?,Honestly? Not sure where I would go.,How sad for you.  Truth
30481,Honestly? Not sure where I would go.,How sad for you.  Truth,Where do you go on Saturdays?
30482,Truth or Truth,Truth!,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
30483,Truth!,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?",Lol 24 miles/hour....I know my memes. 
30484,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?",Lol 24 miles/hour....I know my memes. ,...I saw that change from I know my memes to I guess. Don't try to hide it. 
30485,Lol 24 miles/hour....I know my memes. ,...I saw that change from I know my memes to I guess. Don't try to hide it. ,I didn't want to be sassy.:-D:-D
30486,...I saw that change from I know my memes to I guess. Don't try to hide it. ,I didn't want to be sassy.:-D:-D,I thought it was funny
30487,Truth!,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?","Wait, I have to know scientific facts now?"
30488,Truth or Truth,Truth,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Secret have you kept longest?"
30489,Truth,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Secret have you kept longest?",The one I'm not spilling now.
30490,Truth or Truth,"I'm a rebel, I kind of want to say dare... but nah, truth! ","#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Do you desire most, beyond all else?"
30491,"I'm a rebel, I kind of want to say dare... but nah, truth! ","#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Do you desire most, beyond all else?",To get pregnant.
30492,Truth or Truth,Truth,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Makes you happy"
30493,Truth,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Makes you happy",Recently it’s been going on drives and listening to music 
30494,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Makes you happy",Recently it’s been going on drives and listening to music ,"What bands have you been listening too?

Truth"
30495,Recently it’s been going on drives and listening to music ,"What bands have you been listening too?

Truth",I haven’t really been listening to bands. I’ve just been listening to country music on Spotify 
30496,Truth or Truth,Dare to tell the truth? 😂,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Is your vice?"
30497,Dare to tell the truth? 😂,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Is your vice?",Alcohol.
30498,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Is your vice?",Alcohol.,"That'll do it

also truth"
30499,Alcohol.,"That'll do it

also truth",Is there anything you'd rather be doing rn?
30500,"That'll do it

also truth",Is there anything you'd rather be doing rn?,"Honestly nope, replying to three messages and then finding four more is fun. "
30501,Truth or Truth,Truth! Try me,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Do you secretly like?"
30502,Truth! Try me,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Do you secretly like?","Probably watching people from me balcony , but don’t tell them"
30503,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Do you secretly like?","Probably watching people from me balcony , but don’t tell them","That sounds fun, also I have a megaphone.

Truth"
30504,"Probably watching people from me balcony , but don’t tell them","That sounds fun, also I have a megaphone.

Truth",What’s your favourite use of said megaphone?
30505,"That sounds fun, also I have a megaphone.

Truth",What’s your favourite use of said megaphone?,"Telling those people across the street whenever I feel like it

"
30506,What’s your favourite use of said megaphone?,"Telling those people across the street whenever I feel like it

","You better show them good 
Let’s go for another round, truth"
30507,Truth or Truth,Truth I suppose,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Is your least favorite food?"
30508,Truth I suppose,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Is your least favorite food?",Burger from a new local spot I suppose.
30509,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Is your least favorite food?",Burger from a new local spot I suppose.,"Well somebody messed up their business plan

Truth"
30510,Truth or Truth,Truth (by the way congrats on answering all the massive amount of truths) ,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Do you tell no one? 
"
30511,Truth (by the way congrats on answering all the massive amount of truths) ,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Do you tell no one? 
",I'm a closeted furry and I'm scared to fucking death of sting rays
30512,Truth or Truth,Truth!,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Do you love?"
30513,Truth!,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Do you love?",I love learning! So much to explore and investigate on this earth 🌏 💫. 
30514,"Tell me something about you, and I'll tell you something about me.",I have 3 cats,"I'm 6'0"" tall."
30515,I have 3 cats,"I'm 6'0"" tall.",I can’t roll my R’s. 
30516,"I'm 6'0"" tall.",I can’t roll my R’s. ,I placed third in a speech contest my senior year in High School.
30517,"Tell me something about you, and I'll tell you something about me.",I think turtles are really cool,The Iron Giant is my favorite animated movie.
30518,I think turtles are really cool,The Iron Giant is my favorite animated movie.,ME TOO!
30519,"Tell me something about you, and I'll tell you something about me.",I danced with a girl for the first time today. ,I am a Libra.
30520,I danced with a girl for the first time today. ,I am a Libra.,I am a Virgo. 
30521,I am a Libra.,I am a Virgo. ,Mad Gab is one of my favorite party games.
30522,"Tell me something about you, and I'll tell you something about me.",I danced with a girl for the first time today. ,How was it?
30523,I danced with a girl for the first time today. ,How was it?,Fun! I went out of my comfort zone. And I wasn’t anxious. 
30524,How was it?,Fun! I went out of my comfort zone. And I wasn’t anxious. ,Thats awesome! Dancing is fun and i wish i was comfortable asking girls to dance more often!
30525,Fun! I went out of my comfort zone. And I wasn’t anxious. ,Thats awesome! Dancing is fun and i wish i was comfortable asking girls to dance more often!,The girl asked me by the way. I took the chance :)
30526,Thats awesome! Dancing is fun and i wish i was comfortable asking girls to dance more often!,The girl asked me by the way. I took the chance :),Thats awesome man
30527,"Tell me something about you, and I'll tell you something about me.",I'm colourblind.,I am American.
30528,I'm colourblind.,I am American.,I have only left the UK once.
30529,I am American.,I have only left the UK once.,I've never done any kind of drug.
30530,I have only left the UK once.,I've never done any kind of drug.,I am going to uni in september.
30531,I've never done any kind of drug.,I am going to uni in september.,I like to play the old Pokemon games.
30532,I am going to uni in september.,I like to play the old Pokemon games., I have only ever owned one pokemon game (blue).
30533,I like to play the old Pokemon games., I have only ever owned one pokemon game (blue).,My favorite video game is Fallout: New Vegas.
30534, I have only ever owned one pokemon game (blue).,My favorite video game is Fallout: New Vegas.,I personally side with the NCR.
30535,My favorite video game is Fallout: New Vegas.,I personally side with the NCR.,I usually either side with Yes Man or Mr. House.
30536,"Tell me something about you, and I'll tell you something about me.",I speak 4 different languages.,I can moonwalk.
30537,I speak 4 different languages.,I can moonwalk.,I have a scar on my foot from a piece of lego.
30538,I can moonwalk.,I have a scar on my foot from a piece of lego.,I have a scar on my ankle from when a dog bit me when I was little.
30539,I have a scar on my foot from a piece of lego.,I have a scar on my ankle from when a dog bit me when I was little.,I'm an officer.
30540,I have a scar on my ankle from when a dog bit me when I was little.,I'm an officer.,I'm a desk jockey.
30541,I'm an officer.,I'm a desk jockey.,I have 2 dogs.
30542,I'm a desk jockey.,I have 2 dogs.,Frankenstein is my favorite novel.
30543,I have 2 dogs.,Frankenstein is my favorite novel.,I'm married.
30544,Frankenstein is my favorite novel.,I'm married.,My personality type is ENTJ-T
30545,I'm married.,My personality type is ENTJ-T,I'm blonde.
30546,My personality type is ENTJ-T,I'm blonde.,I have Irish heritage.
30547,I'm blonde.,I have Irish heritage.,My family is Danish all the way back to the 13th hundred.
30548,I have Irish heritage.,My family is Danish all the way back to the 13th hundred.,My favorite word is Proclivity. 
30549,My family is Danish all the way back to the 13th hundred.,My favorite word is Proclivity. ,I like cars.
30550,My favorite word is Proclivity. ,I like cars.,I am a big fan of documentaries. 
30551,I like cars.,I am a big fan of documentaries. ,I enjoy cooking.
30552,I am a big fan of documentaries. ,I enjoy cooking.,My first car was a '93 Cadillac Eldorado with Chameleon paint. 
30553,I enjoy cooking.,My first car was a '93 Cadillac Eldorado with Chameleon paint. ,My first car was a red Mazda MX5 MK1
30554,"Tell me something about you, and I'll tell you something about me.",I got to fly a helicopter once.,I am afraid of heights.
30555,I got to fly a helicopter once.,I am afraid of heights.,"Hey, me too!"
30556,I am afraid of heights.,"Hey, me too!","...Okay, meta pause,

How did you do it??"
30557,"Tell me something about you, and I'll tell you something about me.",I luv yoo,I like to discuss with you find people.
30558,I luv yoo,I like to discuss with you find people.,I luv everyone. Here's a better fact about me! I hate it when people walk past my house!
30559,"Tell me something about you, and I'll tell you something about me.",I am bisexual,I am an agnostic theist/deist
30560,I am bisexual,I am an agnostic theist/deist,ME TOO!
30561,Do you have a best friend?,[removed],WOW that’s the pinacle of a close relationship.
30562,[removed],WOW that’s the pinacle of a close relationship.,Yeah I love her to the end of the world. We have done some dumb things together.
30563,Do you have a best friend?,"Yes, she doubles as my wife.",Efficient!
30564,"Yes, she doubles as my wife.",Efficient!,"IMO, this is the goal for marriage -- make them your partner and your best friend."
30565,Do you have a best friend?,does my cousin count?,Of course! I’m sure people would consider both friends and family as best friends.
30566,does my cousin count?,Of course! I’m sure people would consider both friends and family as best friends.,oh ok good.
30567,I made a homeless man cry this morning,"&gt;calling into

This is an aside, but what's that expression? (I'm not native English)",It just means going into a place. It's probably more of an Irish expression :\) 
30568,"&gt;calling into

This is an aside, but what's that expression? (I'm not native English)",It just means going into a place. It's probably more of an Irish expression :\) ,Interesting! :)
30569,I'm gonna put a positive spin on what you think is a negative trait.,This is awesome!! . ,"I know you are, but what am I?!"
30570,This is awesome!! . ,"I know you are, but what am I?!", A W E S O M E
30571,"I know you are, but what am I?!", A W E S O M E,Double awesome
30572, A W E S O M E,Double awesome,Triple awesome 
30573,Double awesome,Triple awesome ,Mega awesome
30574,Triple awesome ,Mega awesome,Awesome^2
30575,"I know you are, but what am I?!", A W E S O M E,Ik u r but wut m I
30576, A W E S O M E,Ik u r but wut m I,"A
W
E
S
O
M
E"
30577,Ik u r but wut m I,"A
W
E
S
O
M
E",Aw ty bb
30578,This is awesome!! . ,"I know you are, but what am I?!",Lol you are so sweet 
30579,This is awesome!! . ,"I know you are, but what am I?!",You're great
30580,This is awesome!! . ,"I know you are, but what am I?!","While every response is fantastic, this is the best one I’ve seen :)"
30581,I'm gonna put a positive spin on what you think is a negative trait.,I don't want kids.  At all.  Ever.,Head over to r/childfree. A great community of people without kids! 
30582,I don't want kids.  At all.  Ever.,Head over to r/childfree. A great community of people without kids! ,Hell yes I love that sub!
30583,I'm gonna put a positive spin on what you think is a negative trait.,I cannot build a narrative for my life which isn’t completely rooted in fantasy and hedonism. ,You're a lover and a dreamer!
30584,I cannot build a narrative for my life which isn’t completely rooted in fantasy and hedonism. ,You're a lover and a dreamer!,Aww thanks dude
30585,You're a lover and a dreamer!,Aww thanks dude,You're welcome!
30586,I cannot build a narrative for my life which isn’t completely rooted in fantasy and hedonism. ,You're a lover and a dreamer!,Two birds with one stone. Thanks
30587,I cannot build a narrative for my life which isn’t completely rooted in fantasy and hedonism. ,You're a lover and a dreamer!,Yeah but this isn’t helpful if he feels like he has an actual problem and wants to change.
30588,You're a lover and a dreamer!,Yeah but this isn’t helpful if he feels like he has an actual problem and wants to change.,"I do and I do. 

:("
30589,I cannot build a narrative for my life which isn’t completely rooted in fantasy and hedonism. ,You're a lover and a dreamer!,Got hat rainbow connection going on. 
30590,I cannot build a narrative for my life which isn’t completely rooted in fantasy and hedonism. ,You're a lover and a dreamer!,How do I replace my inner monologue with you?
30591,You're a lover and a dreamer!,How do I replace my inner monologue with you?,A+ username hahah
30592,I cannot build a narrative for my life which isn’t completely rooted in fantasy and hedonism. ,You're a lover and a dreamer!,So we don't draw the line at hedonism? That's incredibly unhealthy.
30593,I'm gonna put a positive spin on what you think is a negative trait.,I cannot build a narrative for my life which isn’t completely rooted in fantasy and hedonism. ,Visionaries are all the range in business these days! 
30594,I cannot build a narrative for my life which isn’t completely rooted in fantasy and hedonism. ,Visionaries are all the range in business these days! ,"Either you meant rage, or the range pun went over my head? Inquiring mind(s?) want to know."
30595,Visionaries are all the range in business these days! ,"Either you meant rage, or the range pun went over my head? Inquiring mind(s?) want to know.","Don’t worry, it will all make sense when you grow up. "
30596,Visionaries are all the range in business these days! ,"Either you meant rage, or the range pun went over my head? Inquiring mind(s?) want to know.",Sorry forgot to hit the edit tag :-)
30597,"Either you meant rage, or the range pun went over my head? Inquiring mind(s?) want to know.",Sorry forgot to hit the edit tag :-),"Its cool :) People were just taking my comment out of context, so I explained."
30598,I'm gonna put a positive spin on what you think is a negative trait.,I dont like scooters.,But I bet you like a *million* other things!
30599,I dont like scooters.,But I bet you like a *million* other things!,Are you Pollyanna.
30600,I'm gonna put a positive spin on what you think is a negative trait.,This is a good post. Reading OP's replies give me immense feeling of satisfaction.,You deserve to feel immensely satisfied so I'm glad I could help!
30601,This is a good post. Reading OP's replies give me immense feeling of satisfaction.,You deserve to feel immensely satisfied so I'm glad I could help!,Why u so cool op
30602,You deserve to feel immensely satisfied so I'm glad I could help!,Why u so cool op,Because they can be.  
30603,Why u so cool op,Because they can be.  ,You can be too if you want to be 
30604,Because they can be.  ,You can be too if you want to be ,Hmm sounds risky
30605,Why u so cool op,Because they can be.  ,"They think he don't be like he is, but he do."
30606,You deserve to feel immensely satisfied so I'm glad I could help!,Why u so cool op,Why not? 
30607,This is a good post. Reading OP's replies give me immense feeling of satisfaction.,You deserve to feel immensely satisfied so I'm glad I could help!,"Well, you always left me immensely satisfied and smiling, so."
30608,I'm gonna put a positive spin on what you think is a negative trait.,I’m a lazy piece of shit. ,"You're not lazy, the world around you just hasn't done enough to motivate your fine self!"
30609,I’m a lazy piece of shit. ,"You're not lazy, the world around you just hasn't done enough to motivate your fine self!",You amazed me with this answer. 
30610,I’m a lazy piece of shit. ,"You're not lazy, the world around you just hasn't done enough to motivate your fine self!",Yeah sorry op this is a negative trait that can't be seen as positive
30611,I’m a lazy piece of shit. ,"You're not lazy, the world around you just hasn't done enough to motivate your fine self!","Idk, I just like to relax to the point of self destruction"
30612,I'm gonna put a positive spin on what you think is a negative trait.,You've become one of my favourite people in just a matter of seconds,Negative trait?
30613,You've become one of my favourite people in just a matter of seconds,Negative trait?,... I basically am just a giant negative trait
30614,Negative trait?,... I basically am just a giant negative trait,Same 
30615,I'm gonna put a positive spin on what you think is a negative trait.,I'm a terrible procrastinator.,"No, you're just a chilled person who takes your time because it's a precious and valuable thing!"
30616,I'm a terrible procrastinator.,"No, you're just a chilled person who takes your time because it's a precious and valuable thing!",:) made my morning
30617,"No, you're just a chilled person who takes your time because it's a precious and valuable thing!",:) made my morning,I'm glad to hear it! :)
30618,"No, you're just a chilled person who takes your time because it's a precious and valuable thing!",:) made my morning,"Now how about makin' that bed, playa?"
30619,I'm gonna put a positive spin on what you think is a negative trait.,I'm fat.,You're just extra cuddly :)
30620,I'm fat.,You're just extra cuddly :),Like a giant teddy bear
30621,I'm gonna put a positive spin on what you think is a negative trait.,I get annoyed and sometimes angry at really minor things. ,Seeing your anger makes your enemies happy! 
30622,I get annoyed and sometimes angry at really minor things. ,Seeing your anger makes your enemies happy! ,"Man, that’s the opposite of what I want lol"
30623,I'm gonna put a positive spin on what you think is a negative trait.,"I am incredibly lonely, but I feel like people all hate me so I end up pushing them away.",There is a good chance they do. They will be better off if you push them away! 
30624,"I am incredibly lonely, but I feel like people all hate me so I end up pushing them away.",There is a good chance they do. They will be better off if you push them away! ,kek
30625,I'm gonna put a positive spin on what you think is a negative trait.,I'm not good at talking to people.,same here buddy.. 
30626,I'm not good at talking to people.,same here buddy.. ,"Me too, but I’m trying to get better at it, so try more I guess?"
30627,I'm gonna put a positive spin on what you think is a negative trait.,"Whenever stress hits me really hard I get muscle spasms, mainly in my eyes and left thumb.",That must look pretty funny! Do you have any videos of this?
30628,"Whenever stress hits me really hard I get muscle spasms, mainly in my eyes and left thumb.",That must look pretty funny! Do you have any videos of this?,Nope I would rather not
30629,I'm gonna put a positive spin on what you think is a negative trait.,I’ve had horrible acne for two years and i wash my face everyday it doesn’t go away,Change your pillow case every night?
30630,I’ve had horrible acne for two years and i wash my face everyday it doesn’t go away,Change your pillow case every night?,thank you :)
30631,I'm gonna put a positive spin on what you think is a negative trait.,I'm racist.,"You are honest. Besides, racism can be funny 🤪"
30632,I'm racist.,"You are honest. Besides, racism can be funny 🤪",Why are you the way you are?
30633,I'm gonna put a positive spin on what you think is a negative trait.,Eh too much effort,"Your laziness keeps you from doing things, which is good because nobody likes what you do!"
30634,Eh too much effort,"Your laziness keeps you from doing things, which is good because nobody likes what you do!",destroying planet earth is best for everyone. WHY CANT ANYONE SEE THIS???
30635,I'm gonna put a positive spin on what you think is a negative trait.,I cannot concentrate well (I have ADHD). ,"So do I.

High five

 we're a team."
30636,I cannot concentrate well (I have ADHD). ,"So do I.

High five

 we're a team.","We'd make the worst group project group ever, lmao!"
30637,I'm gonna put a positive spin on what you think is a negative trait.,"I look like Will Ferrell.
",You look like Will Ferrell.
30638,"I look like Will Ferrell.
",You look like Will Ferrell.,It’s a win 
30639,I'm gonna put a positive spin on what you think is a negative trait.,I have an unsightly mole on my upper lip.,"i for one LOVE cool body features. my fiance has a huge scar on his face, looks bad ass."
30640,I have an unsightly mole on my upper lip.,"i for one LOVE cool body features. my fiance has a huge scar on his face, looks bad ass.",Lol is a mole cool though?
30641,I just got complimented on my butt twice in one day... I'm a guy,Pics or it didn't happen.,How about no.
30642,Pics or it didn't happen.,How about no.,Then it didn't happen
30643,Pics or it didn't happen.,How about no.,Pls
30644,I just got complimented on my butt twice in one day... I'm a guy,Booty knows no genders. You should go to your math class in leggings someday. ,"I think that's a bit far, isn't it.  Lol."
30645,Booty knows no genders. You should go to your math class in leggings someday. ,"I think that's a bit far, isn't it.  Lol.",Not far enough.
30646,"I think that's a bit far, isn't it.  Lol.",Not far enough.,[removed]
30647,Booty knows no genders. You should go to your math class in leggings someday. ,"I think that's a bit far, isn't it.  Lol.","How come only girls get to wear leggings? Double standards, man "
30648,"I hate living in New York City, so I'm moving back home and I've never felt better.","I once met a guy at a music festival who said, ""I had to go to New York to appreciate Arkansas.""",YES! I agree completely with that feeling.
30649,"I once met a guy at a music festival who said, ""I had to go to New York to appreciate Arkansas.""",YES! I agree completely with that feeling.,That's how I feel about California after moving to South Carolina.
30650,YES! I agree completely with that feeling.,That's how I feel about California after moving to South Carolina.,It's not a New York only kinda feeling.
30651,"I hate living in New York City, so I'm moving back home and I've never felt better.","I once met a guy at a music festival who said, ""I had to go to New York to appreciate Arkansas.""",Haha shit Arkansas is a gem. Well northwest Arkansas don't bother elsewhere. 
30652,"I once met a guy at a music festival who said, ""I had to go to New York to appreciate Arkansas.""",Haha shit Arkansas is a gem. Well northwest Arkansas don't bother elsewhere. ,Should we tell OP we have some of the best bike trails in the nation?
30653,Haha shit Arkansas is a gem. Well northwest Arkansas don't bother elsewhere. ,Should we tell OP we have some of the best bike trails in the nation?,Shhhh no we don't tell people then people will move here. 
30654,Should we tell OP we have some of the best bike trails in the nation?,Shhhh no we don't tell people then people will move here. ,I don't think that's going to be a problem.
30655,"I hate living in New York City, so I'm moving back home and I've never felt better.","Move to Long Island, but out East in Suffolk! It’s so beautiful ",I don't know *anybody* out there.
30656,"Move to Long Island, but out East in Suffolk! It’s so beautiful ",I don't know *anybody* out there.,Who cares!!!  Lol.  
30657,"I hate living in New York City, so I'm moving back home and I've never felt better.",Good luck with your move home!! Sometimes your home town is where you're meant to be. ,"I may leave home again someday, but it's where I want to be for the next chapter in my life."
30658,Good luck with your move home!! Sometimes your home town is where you're meant to be. ,"I may leave home again someday, but it's where I want to be for the next chapter in my life.",Definitely; nothing saying you have to stay.  These things happen for a reason :) 
30659,"I hate living in New York City, so I'm moving back home and I've never felt better.",Have you considered writing? ,"Oh, I do. I focus on it more and more."
30660,Have you considered writing? ,"Oh, I do. I focus on it more and more.",Nice! I think you're good at it
30661,"Oh, I do. I focus on it more and more.",Nice! I think you're good at it,Thanks!
30662,Meet new people :),How are you today? ,Fine!! Waiting for Friday :)))
30663,How are you today? ,Fine!! Waiting for Friday :))),Plans for the weekend?! =]
30664,Meet new people :),"I've been feeling more restless than usual today, how are you?","that's rough buddy, havin trouble sleepin? I'm doing alright myself, just sleepy today"
30665,"I've been feeling more restless than usual today, how are you?","that's rough buddy, havin trouble sleepin? I'm doing alright myself, just sleepy today","Yeah, sleep is becoming real troublesome."
30666,"that's rough buddy, havin trouble sleepin? I'm doing alright myself, just sleepy today","Yeah, sleep is becoming real troublesome.",sorry to hear that! you taking any melatonin or some tryptophan? those help with sleeping!
30667,"Yeah, sleep is becoming real troublesome.",sorry to hear that! you taking any melatonin or some tryptophan? those help with sleeping!,I'm not taking any kind of medication right now. I've heard those can help with sleep issues.
30668,Meet new people :),good morning sleepyhead ,hello friend! how are you?
30669,good morning sleepyhead ,hello friend! how are you?,I'm doing well. I'm about to have a pool party 
30670,hello friend! how are you?,I'm doing well. I'm about to have a pool party ,ayy! very cool! crack open a cold one for me
30671,I'm doing well. I'm about to have a pool party ,ayy! very cool! crack open a cold one for me,Will do comrade!
30672,Meet new people :),"Is your name ""Dr. 5-alt-y"" because you have 5 alts?",the 5 is an S cause i'm so salty all the time
30673,"Is your name ""Dr. 5-alt-y"" because you have 5 alts?",the 5 is an S cause i'm so salty all the time,That's just what someone trying to hide their five alts would say!
30674,the 5 is an S cause i'm so salty all the time,That's just what someone trying to hide their five alts would say!,"oh god, i've been caught ABORT ABORT"
30675,Meet new people :),How do you like your coffee? I prefer mine black or with vanilla cream,"i like mine with some of that coffeemate vanilla creamer, sugar free! it's tasty!"
30676,How do you like your coffee? I prefer mine black or with vanilla cream,"i like mine with some of that coffeemate vanilla creamer, sugar free! it's tasty!",I usually use the one with sugar. Which one do you prefer?
30677,"i like mine with some of that coffeemate vanilla creamer, sugar free! it's tasty!",I usually use the one with sugar. Which one do you prefer?,the Vanilla sugar free one! :)
30678,My son is so sweet,That is adorable!,I know! This never happens
30679,That is adorable!,I know! This never happens,Kids are always so cute when they're sleeping!
30680,I know! This never happens,Kids are always so cute when they're sleeping!,They are extra cute when they WANT to sleep next  to you.
30681,Kids are always so cute when they're sleeping!,They are extra cute when they WANT to sleep next  to you.,Ahhh you're gonna make my heart explode!
30682,Kids are always so cute when they're sleeping!,They are extra cute when they WANT to sleep next  to you.,Mine pretends he wants to sleep with me. 20 minutes he's jumping on my head.
30683,They are extra cute when they WANT to sleep next  to you.,Mine pretends he wants to sleep with me. 20 minutes he's jumping on my head.,This sounds vaguely familiar. You're giving me deja vu here!
30684,I know! This never happens,Kids are always so cute when they're sleeping!,And the rest of the time?
30685,Kids are always so cute when they're sleeping!,And the rest of the time?,That depends on the activity level.
30686,That is adorable!,I know! This never happens,He knew mommy didn't feel good..so cuddles and snuggles will make her feel better :)
30687,My son is so sweet,Screw off nobody wants to hear about your great life ,Yikes!
30688,Screw off nobody wants to hear about your great life ,Yikes!,Sorry man going through a hard times 
30689,My son is so sweet,I never knew men noticed things like that.,Not all of us are oblivious
30690,I never knew men noticed things like that.,Not all of us are oblivious,"That's awesome, your woman I lucky."
30691,Why don't we open a WhatsApp group with one person per country?,That actually sounds like a great idea! ,"Where are you from? If you're not from my country, you may inaugurate the group chat :)"
30692,That actually sounds like a great idea! ,"Where are you from? If you're not from my country, you may inaugurate the group chat :)","Hungary, you? "
30693,"Where are you from? If you're not from my country, you may inaugurate the group chat :)","Hungary, you? ",Israel!
30694,Why don't we open a WhatsApp group with one person per country?,Sounds great! India,"I sent you the link, welcome."
30695,Sounds great! India,"I sent you the link, welcome.",Thankyou!
30696,Why don't we open a WhatsApp group with one person per country?,Uk here count me in,Sent you the link. Welcome!
30697,Uk here count me in,Sent you the link. Welcome!,Joined
30698,Sent you the link. Welcome!,Joined,Where are you?
30699,Joined,Where are you?,"England, you’ve just added me. "
30700,Where are you?,"England, you’ve just added me. ",Nobody from the UK is in the group.
30701,Why don't we open a WhatsApp group with one person per country?,I would like to represent the US if the position is still available.,"Yes, available. Welcome!"
30702,I would like to represent the US if the position is still available.,"Yes, available. Welcome!",Darn missed it by 26 minutes
30703,"Yes, available. Welcome!",Darn missed it by 26 minutes,I missed by two hours :(
30704,Darn missed it by 26 minutes,I missed by two hours :(,Dual citizenship?
30705,"Yes, available. Welcome!",Darn missed it by 26 minutes,Dual citizenship?
30706,Darn missed it by 26 minutes,Dual citizenship?,Yes please!
30707,Why don't we open a WhatsApp group with one person per country?,I would like to represent the US if the position is still available.,May you represent us well fellow countryman!
30708,I would like to represent the US if the position is still available.,May you represent us well fellow countryman!,I'll do my best.
30709,Why don't we open a WhatsApp group with one person per country?,This sounds fun! Hello to u all from Dubai!,Would you like to join as UAE?
30710,This sounds fun! Hello to u all from Dubai!,Would you like to join as UAE?,heckk yeaaaaa
30711,Why don't we open a WhatsApp group with one person per country?,Can I join I’m from russia :) ,Of course! Welcome!
30712,Can I join I’m from russia :) ,Of course! Welcome!,Add me if the other person is an asshole haha
30713,Of course! Welcome!,Add me if the other person is an asshole haha,I got no response from him. You get the right instead.
30714,Add me if the other person is an asshole haha,I got no response from him. You get the right instead.,Yeah give it to him instead i couldn’t join for some reason sorry 
30715,Add me if the other person is an asshole haha,I got no response from him. You get the right instead.,"Tbh, I really need to study these upcoming days, I'd rather limit my social media use😭"
30716,I got no response from him. You get the right instead.,"Tbh, I really need to study these upcoming days, I'd rather limit my social media use😭",You don't have to be active. Mute the group and come in once in a while. I sent you the link.
30717,Why don't we open a WhatsApp group with one person per country?,Norway reporting in!,Ja! Jeg er så gladt
30718,Norway reporting in!,Ja! Jeg er så gladt,"Very nice!
"
30719,Ja! Jeg er så gladt,"Very nice!
",Jeg var i Norge i 2008 og 2014. Så vakkert.
30720,"Very nice!
",Jeg var i Norge i 2008 og 2014. Så vakkert.,That's nice! Any particular reason? Sad to say I haven't been to Israel. Yet!
30721,Jeg var i Norge i 2008 og 2014. Så vakkert.,That's nice! Any particular reason? Sad to say I haven't been to Israel. Yet!,My dad owns a café in Bergen
30722,That's nice! Any particular reason? Sad to say I haven't been to Israel. Yet!,My dad owns a café in Bergen,No way! I'm from Bergen! That's awesome. Any chance I've been there?
30723,My dad owns a café in Bergen,No way! I'm from Bergen! That's awesome. Any chance I've been there?,"Kafe Spesial, just next to Lille Lungegårdsvannet?"
30724,No way! I'm from Bergen! That's awesome. Any chance I've been there?,"Kafe Spesial, just next to Lille Lungegårdsvannet?",This is so cool. I've been there! Very nice and affordable 😊
30725,"Kafe Spesial, just next to Lille Lungegårdsvannet?",This is so cool. I've been there! Very nice and affordable 😊,I told my dad. He laughed. What a small world we live in haha
30726,This is so cool. I've been there! Very nice and affordable 😊,I told my dad. He laughed. What a small world we live in haha,Indeed! 
30727,Why don't we open a WhatsApp group with one person per country?,Is the position for Sweden available? ,Ja!
30728,Is the position for Sweden available? ,Ja!,Darn it. I was going to take the Swedish position but you beat me to it.
30729,Ja!,Darn it. I was going to take the Swedish position but you beat me to it.,"Are you a Finnish Swede, by chance?"
30730,Darn it. I was going to take the Swedish position but you beat me to it.,"Are you a Finnish Swede, by chance?",Nope. But my friend's girlfriend is if that counts.
30731,"Are you a Finnish Swede, by chance?",Nope. But my friend's girlfriend is if that counts.,Would you like to recommend the group to her? We don't have anyone Finnish yet.
30732,Nope. But my friend's girlfriend is if that counts.,Would you like to recommend the group to her? We don't have anyone Finnish yet.,"She'd probably find it a bit weird, honestly. I'm sorry. :("
30733,Would you like to recommend the group to her? We don't have anyone Finnish yet.,"She'd probably find it a bit weird, honestly. I'm sorry. :(","Yes, because who randomly tells people what nationality their friend's girlfriend is lmao"
30734,"She'd probably find it a bit weird, honestly. I'm sorry. :(","Yes, because who randomly tells people what nationality their friend's girlfriend is lmao",Someone trying to wiggle their way into the United Nations of course. 
30735,"Yes, because who randomly tells people what nationality their friend's girlfriend is lmao",Someone trying to wiggle their way into the United Nations of course. ,"Hahaha well, I'll let you know if Sweden gets free :)"
30736,Why don't we open a WhatsApp group with one person per country?,Germany still available? ,"No, sorry"
30737,Germany still available? ,"No, sorry",A'ight
30738,Why don't we open a WhatsApp group with one person per country?,Anybody from the US yet? I'm in Alaska!,"The USA is taken, sorry. Dual citizenship, perhaps?"
30739,Anybody from the US yet? I'm in Alaska!,"The USA is taken, sorry. Dual citizenship, perhaps?",Dang...well if USA person ends up being a dick (hopefully not) I'd like to be an alternate!
30740,Why don't we open a WhatsApp group with one person per country?,"Oh dang, this sounds fun.  Canada? but it think someone beat me to it.",He hasn't claimed it yet. I'll let you know.
30741,"Oh dang, this sounds fun.  Canada? but it think someone beat me to it.",He hasn't claimed it yet. I'll let you know.,sounds good!
30742,Why don't we open a WhatsApp group with one person per country?,Ireland here,Northern Ireland or Republic of Ireland?
30743,Ireland here,Northern Ireland or Republic of Ireland?,Republic
30744,Northern Ireland or Republic of Ireland?,Republic,"Welcome, then!"
30745,Republic,"Welcome, then!",Link?
30746,"Welcome, then!",Link?,In PM... There would be anarchy if I shared it here...
30747,Why don't we open a WhatsApp group with one person per country?,Spain here!,"Taken, sorry. Do you have a second citizenship?"
30748,Spain here!,"Taken, sorry. Do you have a second citizenship?",Nope :P
30749,Why don't we open a WhatsApp group with one person per country?,The Netherlands!,"Sorry, you're just a bit late."
30750,The Netherlands!,"Sorry, you're just a bit late.",Ah that's a shame
30751,"Sorry, you're just a bit late.",Ah that's a shame,Dual citizenship?
30752,Ah that's a shame,Dual citizenship?,"Afraid not. Thanks anyways, though!"
30753,Dual citizenship?,"Afraid not. Thanks anyways, though!",What a shame. 
30754,Why don't we open a WhatsApp group with one person per country?,Is the Republic of Ireland free?,Currently reserved. I will update you.
30755,Is the Republic of Ireland free?,Currently reserved. I will update you.,Thank you!
30756,Currently reserved. I will update you.,Thank you!,r/OneUserPerCountry
30757,Why don't we open a WhatsApp group with one person per country?,Is the Italian position still available? ,Yes!
30758,Is the Italian position still available? ,Yes!,Link please! 
30759,Yes!,Link please! ,Check your chat
30760,Why don't we open a WhatsApp group with one person per country?,Can I represent as someone who knows someone from another country? ,Where are *you* from?
30761,Can I represent as someone who knows someone from another country? ,Where are *you* from?,US
30762,Where are *you* from?,US,"Dual citizenship, maybe?"
30763,Why don't we open a WhatsApp group with one person per country?,Is Poland still available? 😬,Yes!
30764,Is Poland still available? 😬,Yes!,Adddd meeeeee!!!
30765,Yes!,Adddd meeeeee!!!,I sent you the link in the chat.
30766,How I pass my time shopping with my girlfriend,I think I want to go jewellery shopping with my girlfriend now...,Just waiting on that girlfriend...
30767,I think I want to go jewellery shopping with my girlfriend now...,Just waiting on that girlfriend...,I wish I could get a girlfriend. My wife won't let me though.
30768,How I pass my time shopping with my girlfriend,I think I want to go jewellery shopping with my girlfriend now...,"You should probably go jewelry shopping with OP's girlfriend, just to be sure."
30769,I think I want to go jewellery shopping with my girlfriend now...,"You should probably go jewelry shopping with OP's girlfriend, just to be sure.","Nah, go straight to the heart of things. Go jewelry shopping with OP."
30770,How I pass my time shopping with my girlfriend,"At checkout, I always like to ask, ""what about that stuff you put in your purse earlier.""",Whenever I buy beer my friend goes “Oh nice your fake worked?” Which always causes a hassle.  
30771,"At checkout, I always like to ask, ""what about that stuff you put in your purse earlier.""",Whenever I buy beer my friend goes “Oh nice your fake worked?” Which always causes a hassle.  ,"That’s gold. Fucking annoying, but gold"
30772,"At checkout, I always like to ask, ""what about that stuff you put in your purse earlier.""",Whenever I buy beer my friend goes “Oh nice your fake worked?” Which always causes a hassle.  ,As someone who works in retail I now hate u both hahaha
30773,How I pass my time shopping with my girlfriend,"At checkout, I always like to ask, ""what about that stuff you put in your purse earlier.""",Ooh she stealin
30774,"At checkout, I always like to ask, ""what about that stuff you put in your purse earlier.""",Ooh she stealin,That guys so cringey
30775,I'm trying to quit smoking... today is the first day!,Good luck!! You got this!  😊  look forward to better health and breathing!  lol,"Thanks! I've been losing weight too, so this is just another step to a healthier better me! "
30776,Good luck!! You got this!  😊  look forward to better health and breathing!  lol,"Thanks! I've been losing weight too, so this is just another step to a healthier better me! ","Awesome, congrats!  Keep up the great work!  "
30777,I'm trying to quit smoking... today is the first day!,Good luck!! You got this!  😊  look forward to better health and breathing!  lol,and everything will taste better
30778,Good luck!! You got this!  😊  look forward to better health and breathing!  lol,and everything will taste better,That’s one thing I’m super excited for!
30779,and everything will taste better,That’s one thing I’m super excited for!,enjoy the weird dreams this week btw
30780,That’s one thing I’m super excited for!,enjoy the weird dreams this week btw,Define weird bc I had a super steamy sex dream during my nap lmao usually don’t get those 
30781,I'm trying to quit smoking... today is the first day!,Best of luck in your quest to be smoke free!!,Thank you so much!! I'm feeling the love today and it's really helping. I'm glad I posted :) 
30782,Best of luck in your quest to be smoke free!!,Thank you so much!! I'm feeling the love today and it's really helping. I'm glad I posted :) ,You can do it!
30783,I'm trying to quit smoking... today is the first day!,"good luck mate, i an trying to quit masturbating and its the third day","Any specific reason why, if you don’t mind my asking?"
30784,"good luck mate, i an trying to quit masturbating and its the third day","Any specific reason why, if you don’t mind my asking?","I never understood it either, it has actual health benefits."
30785,"Any specific reason why, if you don’t mind my asking?","I never understood it either, it has actual health benefits.",Tell me if im wrong but isnt watching porn bad for you and not masturbation?
30786,Tell me about yourself.,I’m damn near impossible to please.,Really? How?
30787,I’m damn near impossible to please.,Really? How?,Oh ffs. More deleted comments
30788,Tell me about yourself.,I'm working on an app,Oh shit? What's the app about? What's it for?
30789,I'm working on an app,Oh shit? What's the app about? What's it for?,"It's a Windows app, a music app with Last.fm scrobbling"
30790,Oh shit? What's the app about? What's it for?,"It's a Windows app, a music app with Last.fm scrobbling","Oh, cool. What's it like, making an app?"
30791,Tell me about yourself.,Ha.  I’m the girl your mom warned you about.  Nothing bu damaged goods.  ;),What do you mean?
30792,Ha.  I’m the girl your mom warned you about.  Nothing bu damaged goods.  ;),What do you mean?,Oh nothing.  Why do you consider yourself “awkward”?
30793,Tell me about yourself.,i am like obsessed with becoming rich.,"Haha, who isn't?"
30794,i am like obsessed with becoming rich.,"Haha, who isn't?",most people 
30795,Ask me a question and I will answer it and ask you one back,"Without Googling, which British cities can you name?",Is that fair game for the OP only?
30796,"Without Googling, which British cities can you name?",Is that fair game for the OP only?,"Fair game for everyone, yourself included. Name them."
30797,I got a 4.0 this semester.,You’re my motivation ,Stop that. Hahah. Thanks!
30798,You’re my motivation ,Stop that. Hahah. Thanks!,No really!! I just posted yesterday about applying to school again as an adult!
30799,Stop that. Hahah. Thanks!,No really!! I just posted yesterday about applying to school again as an adult!,IT'S A SIGN TORNADOCAT! DO IT!
30800,I got a 4.0 this semester.,Love you bro,Love you sis
30801,Love you bro,Love you sis,Haha
30802,I got a 4.0 this semester.,What does 4.0 mean? I'm not familiar with the american education system,"Straight As, the highest grade point average you can get."
30803,What does 4.0 mean? I'm not familiar with the american education system,"Straight As, the highest grade point average you can get.","Damn, nice."
30804,What game have you spent the most time on?,Hearts of Iron 4 or fallout new vegas ,Love Fallout New Vegas. I should download and play it again..
30805,Hearts of Iron 4 or fallout new vegas ,Love Fallout New Vegas. I should download and play it again..,I was trying to the other day but had an issue with the mods I was trying to get working :( 
30806,What game have you spent the most time on?,"Kerbal Space Program, 2500+ hours and counting.","I gotta catch up with you. I only got 1,200+, haha."
30807,"Kerbal Space Program, 2500+ hours and counting.","I gotta catch up with you. I only got 1,200+, haha.",Plenty.
30808,Essentially just want to make some online friends!,I'm curious as to what inspired your username,"I play a bit of Skyrim and if you do, you'll know"
30809,I'm curious as to what inspired your username,"I play a bit of Skyrim and if you do, you'll know",Rip 🐓 - yeah nah fair enough
30810,"I play a bit of Skyrim and if you do, you'll know",Rip 🐓 - yeah nah fair enough,"Hell yeah bro, what about yours"
30811,Essentially just want to make some online friends!,"17 M as well, and Im looking for the same tbh",Hey you doin my dude 
30812,"17 M as well, and Im looking for the same tbh",Hey you doin my dude ,Not bad not bad
30813,"17 M as well, and Im looking for the same tbh",Hey you doin my dude ,You?
30814,Hey you doin my dude ,You?,I’m sweet homie
30815,I'm in need of human connection so let's play a game!,why lamb chops tastes the best regarding other meat?,"I can't say I've ever had lambchops

Are you a meat connoisseur"
30816,why lamb chops tastes the best regarding other meat?,"I can't say I've ever had lambchops

Are you a meat connoisseur",more like a meat enthusiast.why not though?
30817,I'm in need of human connection so let's play a game!,Cats or dogs? ,"Yes. 

What exotic pet would you most want to have? "
30818,Cats or dogs? ,"Yes. 

What exotic pet would you most want to have? ","Seahorses. 

What do you think about pineapple on pizza?"
30819,What are you currently doing?,Waiting for my headphones to charge so I can continue binge watching.,"Cool, can I make a broad guess as to what your set up is for watching shows?"
30820,Waiting for my headphones to charge so I can continue binge watching.,"Cool, can I make a broad guess as to what your set up is for watching shows?",Guess away.
30821,What are you currently doing?,I just got done playing videogames; not doing anything now aside from just sitting here thinking,Nice what games?
30822,I just got done playing videogames; not doing anything now aside from just sitting here thinking,Nice what games?,I was playing Dragon Ball Fighter Z and Gal gun 2 tonight
30823,Nice what games?,I was playing Dragon Ball Fighter Z and Gal gun 2 tonight,That's pretty cool. How are you enjoying them?
30824,What are you currently doing?,Laying in bed and talking to people about tea since its too late for me to drink any.,"Ha, is the local tillerman part of the conversation?"
30825,Laying in bed and talking to people about tea since its too late for me to drink any.,"Ha, is the local tillerman part of the conversation?",Just some other random tea lovers on discord 
30826,What are you currently doing?,I am currently starting to learn about OpenGL 3.3. Learning game programming this summer,Cool I bet you'll be an Ironically Serious student in class.
30827,I am currently starting to learn about OpenGL 3.3. Learning game programming this summer,Cool I bet you'll be an Ironically Serious student in class.,Haha you can imagine me like that!
30828,What is making you happy lately?,I just finished finals...but I wouldn't say anything is making me happy.,"Looking forward to anything? Movies, concerts, games? "
30829,I just finished finals...but I wouldn't say anything is making me happy.,"Looking forward to anything? Movies, concerts, games? ","Not really, just finishing up God of War."
30830,"Looking forward to anything? Movies, concerts, games? ","Not really, just finishing up God of War.",Enjoying it? I've heard its a great game. 
30831,"Not really, just finishing up God of War.",Enjoying it? I've heard its a great game. ,Yea it's pretty good.
30832,What is making you happy lately?,"Filmstruck,one way of tolerating existence.",Filmstruck?
30833,"Filmstruck,one way of tolerating existence.",Filmstruck?,It is a film streaming service.
30834,Filmstruck?,It is a film streaming service.,"Nice, what separates it from like netflix or hulu? "
30835,It is a film streaming service.,"Nice, what separates it from like netflix or hulu? ",Focused on more classic and harder to find films.
30836,"Nice, what separates it from like netflix or hulu? ",Focused on more classic and harder to find films.,Have any favorites you've watched lately?
30837,Focused on more classic and harder to find films.,Have any favorites you've watched lately?,"So many,but Chunking Express hasn't left my mind."
30838,Have any favorites you've watched lately?,"So many,but Chunking Express hasn't left my mind.","Just read the description, that sounds interesting for sure. "
30839,"So many,but Chunking Express hasn't left my mind.","Just read the description, that sounds interesting for sure. ",Completely.I am obsessed with his work.
30840,I think I think too much. Are you an overthinker too?,Always. I overthink practically every minute of my life and I hate it.,I feel your pain
30841,Always. I overthink practically every minute of my life and I hate it.,I feel your pain,It's awful.
30842,monday's the one day to answer 5 q's.. for now..,"yup. 

and me too",;p
30843,"yup. 

and me too",;p,Always a pleasure seeing that...
30844,;p,Always a pleasure seeing that...,;]]
30845,Always a pleasure seeing that...,;]],Bigger is better.
30846,;]],Bigger is better.,hahah youuuuuuuuuu have a one-track mind
30847,Bigger is better.,hahah youuuuuuuuuu have a one-track mind,Darlin I am talking about the size of your smile...what are YOUUUUUUUU talking about?
30848,hahah youuuuuuuuuu have a one-track mind,Darlin I am talking about the size of your smile...what are YOUUUUUUUU talking about?,;p 
30849,Darlin I am talking about the size of your smile...what are YOUUUUUUUU talking about?,;p ,"--O-- come get this hug, young lady.
"
30850,;p ,"--O-- come get this hug, young lady.
",d'aw
30851,Don't you just love being indoors at night time looking outside when it's raining?,"No, it rains here far too often! And it's usually constant, not a nice satisfying rain shower. ",England?
30852,"No, it rains here far too often! And it's usually constant, not a nice satisfying rain shower. ",England?,The rainiest city in England. The rest of England doesn't know how good it's got it.
30853,Why do you like or dislike heavy metal,"Do hair spray bands count. I.e. Poison, Motley Crue, Slayer etc etc?","Slayer a hair band?

😂😂😂"
30854,"Do hair spray bands count. I.e. Poison, Motley Crue, Slayer etc etc?","Slayer a hair band?

😂😂😂",Didn't mean Slayer.  Duh. Slaughter
30855,"Do hair spray bands count. I.e. Poison, Motley Crue, Slayer etc etc?","Slayer a hair band?

😂😂😂","They started out as a glam band, as did Pantera. "
30856,What is your favorite movie?,"Donnie darko hands down favorite movie of mine 
","Can you post the link? 

I'm kinda lazy haha"
30857,"Donnie darko hands down favorite movie of mine 
","Can you post the link? 

I'm kinda lazy haha",[removed]
30858,What is your favorite movie?,"Donnie darko hands down favorite movie of mine 
","Really good film, I admit I don't really understand it but enjoyed it nonetheless."
30859,"Donnie darko hands down favorite movie of mine 
","Really good film, I admit I don't really understand it but enjoyed it nonetheless.",Haha I think that's the whole point 
30860,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,Why did you held a plate of food over your bath anyway? :),"I'M HUNGRY AND TIRED, I THOUGHT BREAKFAST IN BATH WOULD BE RELAXING!

"
30861,Why did you held a plate of food over your bath anyway? :),"I'M HUNGRY AND TIRED, I THOUGHT BREAKFAST IN BATH WOULD BE RELAXING!

",It actually sounds amazing!
30862,"I'M HUNGRY AND TIRED, I THOUGHT BREAKFAST IN BATH WOULD BE RELAXING!

",It actually sounds amazing!,Right?? I've done it before and this didn't happen! Damn it.
30863,Why did you held a plate of food over your bath anyway? :),"I'M HUNGRY AND TIRED, I THOUGHT BREAKFAST IN BATH WOULD BE RELAXING!

",That actually sounds quite nice.
30864,"I'M HUNGRY AND TIRED, I THOUGHT BREAKFAST IN BATH WOULD BE RELAXING!

",That actually sounds quite nice.,It almost was... *single tear*
30865,Why did you held a plate of food over your bath anyway? :),"I'M HUNGRY AND TIRED, I THOUGHT BREAKFAST IN BATH WOULD BE RELAXING!

",Pizza for breakfast? 
30866,"I'M HUNGRY AND TIRED, I THOUGHT BREAKFAST IN BATH WOULD BE RELAXING!

",Pizza for breakfast? ,Don't. Judge. &gt;.&gt;
30867,Why did you held a plate of food over your bath anyway? :),"I'M HUNGRY AND TIRED, I THOUGHT BREAKFAST IN BATH WOULD BE RELAXING!

",I relate to this so much
30868,"I'M HUNGRY AND TIRED, I THOUGHT BREAKFAST IN BATH WOULD BE RELAXING!

",I relate to this so much,Right?
30869,Why did you held a plate of food over your bath anyway? :),"I'M HUNGRY AND TIRED, I THOUGHT BREAKFAST IN BATH WOULD BE RELAXING!

",Well bathing in your breakfast seems like a hip new trend to me. Much less calories
30870,"I'M HUNGRY AND TIRED, I THOUGHT BREAKFAST IN BATH WOULD BE RELAXING!

",Well bathing in your breakfast seems like a hip new trend to me. Much less calories,Absorbing fewer calories through my skin instead of digestion! It's great!
30871,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,"I am so sorry 

But I'm also laughing so much LOL",Why have the gods forsaken me...
30872,"I am so sorry 

But I'm also laughing so much LOL",Why have the gods forsaken me...,Internet karma
30873,Why have the gods forsaken me...,Internet karma,I'd rather have the food back tbh.
30874,"I am so sorry 

But I'm also laughing so much LOL",Why have the gods forsaken me...,Cause apparently you were eating pizza in the bathtub instead of worshiping them!
30875,Why have the gods forsaken me...,Cause apparently you were eating pizza in the bathtub instead of worshiping them!,I WAS TRYING TO WORSHIP THROUGH THE PIZZA!
30876,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,You are not an idiot. Clumsy yes. No idiot.  Lol,I had used my apple bubble bath. :(
30877,You are not an idiot. Clumsy yes. No idiot.  Lol,I had used my apple bubble bath. :(,You poor thing!!! Apple bubble bath sounds glorious :(
30878,I had used my apple bubble bath. :(,You poor thing!!! Apple bubble bath sounds glorious :(,It would have been... ;(
30879,You are not an idiot. Clumsy yes. No idiot.  Lol,I had used my apple bubble bath. :(,"Okay, so Apple bubble bath sounds amazing!!"
30880,I had used my apple bubble bath. :(,"Okay, so Apple bubble bath sounds amazing!!",It isssss! It's the one from Body Shop. So good.
30881,"Okay, so Apple bubble bath sounds amazing!!",It isssss! It's the one from Body Shop. So good.,"I so need to try this, thanks:)!"
30882,It isssss! It's the one from Body Shop. So good.,"I so need to try this, thanks:)!","No problem! If you have a TJ Maxx/Ross/whatever, they have them discounted there sometimes."
30883,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,"Two words.


Inflatable plates.","YES. NEED.

Can they be shaped like pineapples?"
30884,"Two words.


Inflatable plates.","YES. NEED.

Can they be shaped like pineapples?","Yes. Yes. , And yes."
30885,"YES. NEED.

Can they be shaped like pineapples?","Yes. Yes. , And yes.",Yesssssssss.
30886,"Yes. Yes. , And yes.",Yesssssssss.,Yes? Yessssssss
30887,Yesssssssss.,Yes? Yessssssss,Yesssssssttthhh
30888,Yes? Yessssssss,Yesssssssttthhh,Yesssssssssssssssss's
30889,Yesssssssttthhh,Yesssssssssssssssss's,Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeezsssss
30890,Yesssssssssssssssss's,Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeezsssss,no
30891,Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeezsssss,no,Aww...
30892,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,"Two words.


Inflatable plates.","Wait. Is this a real thing!?
And if not......why????"
30893,"Two words.


Inflatable plates.","Wait. Is this a real thing!?
And if not......why????","Only problem is, you can't use knives or forks on it. "
30894,"Wait. Is this a real thing!?
And if not......why????","Only problem is, you can't use knives or forks on it. ",INFLATABLE KNIVES
30895,"Only problem is, you can't use knives or forks on it. ",INFLATABLE KNIVES,I don't think they will cut it.
30896,INFLATABLE KNIVES,I don't think they will cut it.,INFLATABLE FOOD
30897,I don't think they will cut it.,INFLATABLE FOOD,I don’t think they’re edible
30898,INFLATABLE FOOD,I don’t think they’re edible,INFLATABLES DIGESTIVE SYSTEM
30899,I don’t think they’re edible,INFLATABLES DIGESTIVE SYSTEM,Isn’t that called appendicitis?
30900,INFLATABLES DIGESTIVE SYSTEM,Isn’t that called appendicitis?,Now we're back to INFLATABLE KNIVES
30901,INFLATABLE KNIVES,I don't think they will cut it.,"Omfg was this an intentional pun 

I'm dying lololol"
30902,I don't think they will cut it.,"Omfg was this an intentional pun 

I'm dying lololol",Yes
30903,"Wait. Is this a real thing!?
And if not......why????","Only problem is, you can't use knives or forks on it. ","Regular plate, inflatable base. Problem solved. "
30904,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,"Two words.


Inflatable plates.",Those white foam ones float already....
30905,"Two words.


Inflatable plates.",Those white foam ones float already....,With food on it? What manner of sorcery?!
30906,Those white foam ones float already....,With food on it? What manner of sorcery?!,They are made from styrofoam.
30907,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,So this is like a blooper to /r/showerbeer ,"Hmm. Well, that was much more NSFW than I thought it was going to be..."
30908,So this is like a blooper to /r/showerbeer ,"Hmm. Well, that was much more NSFW than I thought it was going to be...",Oh yeah. Guess I should've warned people about that :D
30909,"Hmm. Well, that was much more NSFW than I thought it was going to be...",Oh yeah. Guess I should've warned people about that :D,Hahaha
30910,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,"Don’t worry, once I spilled my beer all over my pizza. It was soaked but still pretty edible 😅",Ooh. I feel like that could have the potential to enhance it.
30911,"Don’t worry, once I spilled my beer all over my pizza. It was soaked but still pretty edible 😅",Ooh. I feel like that could have the potential to enhance it.,Yea it doesn’t sound too bad it pretty sucked. I would not recommend it.
30912,Ooh. I feel like that could have the potential to enhance it.,Yea it doesn’t sound too bad it pretty sucked. I would not recommend it.,Soggy food no bueno
30913,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,"It’s my birthday, so pretty freakin good.",HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
30914,"It’s my birthday, so pretty freakin good.",HAPPY BIRTHDAY!,THANKS! :D
30915,HAPPY BIRTHDAY!,THANKS! :D,Whatcha doing to celebrate? :D
30916,THANKS! :D,Whatcha doing to celebrate? :D,"I’m at college so my family is coming to visit and we’re going to cracker barrel of course, lol"
30917,Whatcha doing to celebrate? :D,"I’m at college so my family is coming to visit and we’re going to cracker barrel of course, lol","Oh, nice! I wish you a victory with the peg game! Finals coming up?"
30918,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,What did you learn?,"The universe hates me, and to bring empanadas next time."
30919,What did you learn?,"The universe hates me, and to bring empanadas next time.","Wrong. The answer I was looking for was: ""Install a garbage disposal in my bath tub"""
30920,"The universe hates me, and to bring empanadas next time.","Wrong. The answer I was looking for was: ""Install a garbage disposal in my bath tub""",Dammit. This is a glimpse into my future RE finals...
30921,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,why is food anywhere near the bathroom,Because bathing and eating is luxurious and efficient.
30922,why is food anywhere near the bathroom,Because bathing and eating is luxurious and efficient.,"eh... sounds nasty, messy, unsanitary, and (in this case) tragic."
30923,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,Why were you holding your food over your bath? Were you eating breakfast in the bathtub? ,I was indeed. Or at least planning to.
30924,Why were you holding your food over your bath? Were you eating breakfast in the bathtub? ,I was indeed. Or at least planning to.,Sounds like a recipe for disaster. Always gotta expect the worst outcome. 
30925,I was indeed. Or at least planning to.,Sounds like a recipe for disaster. Always gotta expect the worst outcome. ,My entire life is a recipe for disaster.
30926,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,I had no idea that people actually brought food into the bathroom.  Ouch,"I get it, I'm a weirdo. I just wanted to snack in luxury! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK??"
30927,I had no idea that people actually brought food into the bathroom.  Ouch,"I get it, I'm a weirdo. I just wanted to snack in luxury! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK??",Too ambitious
30928,"I get it, I'm a weirdo. I just wanted to snack in luxury! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK??",Too ambitious,Story of my life.
30929,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,"Soup! Now, you have soup?",Pizza brownie human soup
30930,"Soup! Now, you have soup?",Pizza brownie human soup,It s so sad.
30931,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,Is there more? ,"A bit, yeah. I had a depression brownie in honor of this incident."
30932,Is there more? ,"A bit, yeah. I had a depression brownie in honor of this incident.",I want depression brownie ! 
30933,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,What was the occasion for your bathtub indulgence? ,Stress and self-loathing.
30934,What was the occasion for your bathtub indulgence? ,Stress and self-loathing.,We love you though
30935,Stress and self-loathing.,We love you though,Aha! That's your first mistake! Ahahahha-*sobs*-
30936,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,Oh. Not very well. I thought it was Saturday :(,Aww noooo D:
30937,Oh. Not very well. I thought it was Saturday :(,Aww noooo D:,"Welp, my day of procrastination is over"
30938,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,That was your breakfast?,It was gonna be. RIP.
30939,That was your breakfast?,It was gonna be. RIP.,:(
30940,It was gonna be. RIP.,:(,v.v
30941,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,5 second rule,I tried. It was too soggy.
30942,5 second rule,I tried. It was too soggy.,A browys a browny
30943,I tried. It was too soggy.,A browys a browny,YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SOG
30944,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,So were you going to eat that special morning meal in the bath?! So much special here.,Uh... Yes?
30945,So were you going to eat that special morning meal in the bath?! So much special here.,Uh... Yes?,Such a good response. 
30946,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,"My sunday is over

E",RIP
30947,"My sunday is over

E",RIP,E
30948,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,I hope lessons have been learnt. What did you eat instead?,"Bring empanadas, and get a disposal for the bath. 

I ate a depression brownie."
30949,I hope lessons have been learnt. What did you eat instead?,"Bring empanadas, and get a disposal for the bath. 

I ate a depression brownie.",I don't even know what empanadas are! What am I missing?
30950,"Bring empanadas, and get a disposal for the bath. 

I ate a depression brownie.",I don't even know what empanadas are! What am I missing?,Empanadas! Spanish meat pockets!
30951,I don't even know what empanadas are! What am I missing?,Empanadas! Spanish meat pockets!,You're not helping. I'm going to have to Google it man!
30952,I just dropped my entire plate of food into the bath.,Just go on twitter and work it that you came up with a new bath bomb challenge. ,Oh. This is brilliant.
30953,Just go on twitter and work it that you came up with a new bath bomb challenge. ,Oh. This is brilliant.,Call it the Bath Soup Challenge. Watch the world burn.
30954,Who else doesn't want to live a typical life?,"Well, what do you want to do with yourself?",Move out west become an outdoors guide 
30955,"Well, what do you want to do with yourself?",Move out west become an outdoors guide ,Well then why not do that?
30956,Move out west become an outdoors guide ,Well then why not do that?,Money maybe? 
30957,Well then why not do that?,Money maybe? ,"Part of the ""alternative lifestyle"" is accepting that it doesn't always pay as well "
30958,Money maybe? ,"Part of the ""alternative lifestyle"" is accepting that it doesn't always pay as well ",This is very true
30959,Who else doesn't want to live a typical life?,You only get one chance to this on this earth. Don’t let those types of things scare you! ,This is the formal way to say 'YOLO'.
30960,You only get one chance to this on this earth. Don’t let those types of things scare you! ,This is the formal way to say 'YOLO'.,Thou liveth merely a singular instance.
30961,How are you feeling/doing?,"&gt;Hope you're doing better and handling life better than I am! 

I'm not, oh well...",What's wrong?
30962,"&gt;Hope you're doing better and handling life better than I am! 

I'm not, oh well...",What's wrong?,"To be honest, I don't even know anymore."
30963,What's wrong?,"To be honest, I don't even know anymore.","Hm, well what is missing from your life? Usually when we aren't around people we get sad."
30964,"To be honest, I don't even know anymore.","Hm, well what is missing from your life? Usually when we aren't around people we get sad.","I'm not lonely, not really, I suppose something physical with a nice woman would be nice."
30965,How are you feeling/doing?,I’m doing pretty terrible ngl ,Why are you feeling down?
30966,I’m doing pretty terrible ngl ,Why are you feeling down?,I miss my boyfriend 
30967,Why are you feeling down?,I miss my boyfriend ,"Aw, when are you seeing him next"
30968,I miss my boyfriend ,"Aw, when are you seeing him next",he died in march 
30969,"Aw, when are you seeing him next",he died in march ,"Oh, that's sad, were you able to say goodbye
Very sorry that happened"
30970,he died in march ,"Oh, that's sad, were you able to say goodbye
Very sorry that happened","thank you &lt;3 and no, i did talk to him but i didn’t expect it to be the final conversation "
30971,How are you feeling/doing?,how come you're feeling down?,"stuff to do with my parents, school, work, and social isolation. How are you doing?"
30972,how come you're feeling down?,"stuff to do with my parents, school, work, and social isolation. How are you doing?","ah social isolation is the worst. I'm pretty tired, but im good. University? "
30973,"stuff to do with my parents, school, work, and social isolation. How are you doing?","ah social isolation is the worst. I'm pretty tired, but im good. University? ","Kinda, attending this fall. How about you?"
30974,How are you feeling/doing?,"Not too bad, but I want something to eat. ",What do you want to eat/
30975,"Not too bad, but I want something to eat. ",What do you want to eat/,Sushi if I had a choice.
30976,What do you want to eat/,Sushi if I had a choice.,"I love sushi, hope you find some good sushi"
30977,How are you feeling/doing?,"Not great but doing better, what's something you like to do to feel better? ","Well I listen to music that's slightly sad, I talk to people online, or vent"
30978,"Not great but doing better, what's something you like to do to feel better? ","Well I listen to music that's slightly sad, I talk to people online, or vent",Want to vent about what's getting you down? 
30979,I ruined a family dinner,You had the courage to do something I haven't yet been able to do.,Thank you. This made me feel better about my choice. 
30980,You had the courage to do something I haven't yet been able to do.,Thank you. This made me feel better about my choice. ,I believe its only an offensive word if you believe it is...
30981,You had the courage to do something I haven't yet been able to do.,Thank you. This made me feel better about my choice. ,"You're awesome, you did right and should not feel bad about it at all."
30982,I ruined a family dinner,You had the courage to do something I haven't yet been able to do.,How can you not use the “n” word in a negative way?
30983,You had the courage to do something I haven't yet been able to do.,How can you not use the “n” word in a negative way?,"""Hey, N-word, you cool man."""
30984,What’s your favorite fast food joint? Why?,"Five Guys Burgers and Fries.  Burgers are pretty ok, but the fries. Yummy. The best imho ",Couldn’t agree more. Five guys’ fries are the best out there. 
30985,"Five Guys Burgers and Fries.  Burgers are pretty ok, but the fries. Yummy. The best imho ",Couldn’t agree more. Five guys’ fries are the best out there. ,Ditto.
30986,What’s your favorite fast food joint? Why?,"Five Guys Burgers and Fries.  Burgers are pretty ok, but the fries. Yummy. The best imho ",I'm allergic to five guys :(
30987,"Five Guys Burgers and Fries.  Burgers are pretty ok, but the fries. Yummy. The best imho ",I'm allergic to five guys :(,I'm sorry 
30988,What’s your favorite fast food joint? Why?,Carl's Jr.   Can't beat a Western bacon cheeseburger.,I’m more of a Hardee’s man myself lol. 
30989,Carl's Jr.   Can't beat a Western bacon cheeseburger.,I’m more of a Hardee’s man myself lol. ,Those cinnamon raisin biscuits....
30990,I’m more of a Hardee’s man myself lol. ,Those cinnamon raisin biscuits....,My man!
30991,What’s your favorite fast food joint? Why?,Carl's Jr.   Can't beat a Western bacon cheeseburger.,"Bigoted corporate leadership, though."
30992,Carl's Jr.   Can't beat a Western bacon cheeseburger.,"Bigoted corporate leadership, though.",You just described 90% of corporate America.
30993,"Bigoted corporate leadership, though.",You just described 90% of corporate America.,"""Everyone else is bigoted, too!  Why pick on me??"" -- Carl's Jr."
30994,What’s your favorite fast food joint? Why?,Taco Bell. Cuz Omg.... Those tacos...,How do you feel about Del Taco?
30995,Taco Bell. Cuz Omg.... Those tacos...,How do you feel about Del Taco?,Oh. Never heard of it until just now :3 Imma going to look it up though.
30996,Taco Bell. Cuz Omg.... Those tacos...,How do you feel about Del Taco?,Take everything Taco Bell makes and make them tastier.  That's Del Taco.
30997,Taco Bell. Cuz Omg.... Those tacos...,How do you feel about Del Taco?,I used to love del taco for the sole reason that they had crinkle cut fries
30998,Taco Bell. Cuz Omg.... Those tacos...,How do you feel about Del Taco?,There is a del taco close to my local bar but I've never stopped. is it worth it?
30999,With which age you moved from your parents house?,I am 29 and still live with them. Will probably not move out for like another 5 years. ,Saves a lot of money. Do you have to pay rent or something?
31000,I am 29 and still live with them. Will probably not move out for like another 5 years. ,Saves a lot of money. Do you have to pay rent or something?,"Not really. Just like 300 a month, but that is mainly for our cell phone plan and car insurance."
31001,Saves a lot of money. Do you have to pay rent or something?,"Not really. Just like 300 a month, but that is mainly for our cell phone plan and car insurance.",I would be happy with expenses this small
31002,"Not really. Just like 300 a month, but that is mainly for our cell phone plan and car insurance.",I would be happy with expenses this small,"Yea, it lets me pay for school."
31003,I would be happy with expenses this small,"Yea, it lets me pay for school.",Is this expensive?
31004,I just got lectured by my girlfriend's dad about my hobbies.,Why do you care what her dad thinks tho,"I don't know, because I'll have to interact with him now and then "
31005,Why do you care what her dad thinks tho,"I don't know, because I'll have to interact with him now and then ",Seems pointless . You trying to hook up with her dad ? Otherwise don't see what it matters
31006,"I don't know, because I'll have to interact with him now and then ",Seems pointless . You trying to hook up with her dad ? Otherwise don't see what it matters,"Having a good relationship with your SO's family is good, especially if you might get married."
31007,I just got lectured by my girlfriend's dad about my hobbies.,Stick it in his craw. Pick something nerdier like miniature painting or sewing.,I've done miniature painting...
31008,Stick it in his craw. Pick something nerdier like miniature painting or sewing.,I've done miniature painting...,I *do* miniature painting. I love it.
31009,So. I met a girl with an... odd trait to her.,"is she like, trying to be kawaii?",Not that I know of. I think she thinks it's normal behavior or something. I have no clue though.
31010,"is she like, trying to be kawaii?",Not that I know of. I think she thinks it's normal behavior or something. I have no clue though.,maybe she's Julius Caesar. 
31011,Not that I know of. I think she thinks it's normal behavior or something. I have no clue though.,maybe she's Julius Caesar. ,I doubt that. But who knows.
31012,So. I met a girl with an... odd trait to her.,Is she hot?,That's not really what I care about. But she is physically attractive. I guess.
31013,Is she hot?,That's not really what I care about. But she is physically attractive. I guess.,You guess? 
31014,That's not really what I care about. But she is physically attractive. I guess.,You guess? ,As I said. I don't actively care about that part. So I have no strong opinion.
31015,So. I met a girl with an... odd trait to her., At first I thought that “odd trait” was going to be a big dick. ,Oh god no. Why I even know that if I've just met her!?
31016, At first I thought that “odd trait” was going to be a big dick. ,Oh god no. Why I even know that if I've just met her!?,Skinny Jeans. 
31017,Oh god no. Why I even know that if I've just met her!?,Skinny Jeans. ,Oh...
31018,So. I met a girl with an... odd trait to her.,Does she have wares if you have coin?,Heh. Someone else made a joke like that. Still made me laugh.
31019,Does she have wares if you have coin?,Heh. Someone else made a joke like that. Still made me laugh.,I probably should've checked :)
31020,Heh. Someone else made a joke like that. Still made me laugh.,I probably should've checked :),It's fine.
31021,What's everybody's favorite songs?,I don't listen to music. rip?,What do you even do with your life if you don't listen to music? ^^No ^^offense.
31022,I don't listen to music. rip?,What do you even do with your life if you don't listen to music? ^^No ^^offense.,"I go to school, play video games, sometimes watch anime."
31023,Anyone want to peek through my profile and ask a question about what they found? I’ll do the same to each comment!,Are you Japanese? It seems like you know Japanese so I'd think you are,I found a comment saying he is a polyglot and speaks four languages.
31024,Are you Japanese? It seems like you know Japanese so I'd think you are,I found a comment saying he is a polyglot and speaks four languages.,polyglot?
31025,Anyone want to peek through my profile and ask a question about what they found? I’ll do the same to each comment!,Are you Japanese? It seems like you know Japanese so I'd think you are,"Nah.


How’d you break up with your girlfriend?"
31026,Are you Japanese? It seems like you know Japanese so I'd think you are,"Nah.


How’d you break up with your girlfriend?",Well it was peaceful at first but I fucked up and now we just ignore each other.
31027,The girl who wore the chinese dress to prom did nothing wrong.,The fact that this is a news story speaks volumes about the US. ,Nah it speaks volumes about the cancer of liberalism
31028,The fact that this is a news story speaks volumes about the US. ,Nah it speaks volumes about the cancer of liberalism,It’s a conversation worth having. You don’t have to be liberal to participate either. 
31029,The girl who wore the chinese dress to prom did nothing wrong.,The fact that this is a news story speaks volumes about the US. ,"Exactly my thought.

Why does even the media care about this..... Just unnecessary drama. "
31030,The fact that this is a news story speaks volumes about the US. ,"Exactly my thought.

Why does even the media care about this..... Just unnecessary drama. ",Yep. The media truly controls what we talk about. It’s fuckin insane. Kanye’s right! #kanye2020
31031,The fact that this is a news story speaks volumes about the US. ,"Exactly my thought.

Why does even the media care about this..... Just unnecessary drama. ","Wait, where? Did major US TV Networks cover this? "
31032,The girl who wore the chinese dress to prom did nothing wrong.,r/outoftheloop. Can someone explain to me what’s going on?,Someone who wasn't Chinese wore Chinese clothing. Twitter blew up about it.
31033,r/outoftheloop. Can someone explain to me what’s going on?,Someone who wasn't Chinese wore Chinese clothing. Twitter blew up about it.,I see. 
31034,Just really not doing well right now - anybody want to talk about hotdogs?,I don't eat hot dogs. But Field Roast sausages are pretty good. ,Where do you get those?
31035,I don't eat hot dogs. But Field Roast sausages are pretty good. ,Where do you get those?,The grocery store
31036,Where do you get those?,The grocery store,"anti-climatic :P. I was hoping for ""the pit of a volcano"" or something :P"
31037,The grocery store,"anti-climatic :P. I was hoping for ""the pit of a volcano"" or something :P",Most of what I eat near volcanoes is Choclo con Habas lol
31038,Where do you get those?,The grocery store,What is the grocery store?
31039,The grocery store,What is the grocery store?,"I usually buy them at Meijer, but they sell them at Kroger and other places too"
31040,Does anyone ever lowkey wish they were the opposite sex?,Yeah but I’m probably non binary or trans in denial ,Def having to consider this for myself lately.
31041,Yeah but I’m probably non binary or trans in denial ,Def having to consider this for myself lately.,"If you need someone to talk to, I’m available"
31042,Does anyone ever lowkey wish they were the opposite sex?,I'm transgender and I'm 13 months in to hormone replacement with surgery scheduled for August :),"Congratulations, and best wishes to you for the future :)"
31043,I'm transgender and I'm 13 months in to hormone replacement with surgery scheduled for August :),"Congratulations, and best wishes to you for the future :)",Thanks :)
31044,Does anyone ever lowkey wish they were the opposite sex?,"Not wish, but life sure is a lot easier as a female minority. ",Yeah no dude that's a fantasy 
31045,"Not wish, but life sure is a lot easier as a female minority. ",Yeah no dude that's a fantasy ,“Women Owned” is an actual company
31046,Yeah no dude that's a fantasy ,“Women Owned” is an actual company,You think life is easier as female minority. That is literally delusional 
31047,“Women Owned” is an actual company,You think life is easier as female minority. That is literally delusional ,Again you are incapable. Go back to your unchecked privileges. 
31048,You think life is easier as female minority. That is literally delusional ,Again you are incapable. Go back to your unchecked privileges. ,Uh lol what the fuck are you talking about. Unchecked privilege? 
31049,I want to reply to every single comment I get on this post.,I like it.,"Me, too. I hope this can get somewhere to the point of difficulty."
31050,I like it.,"Me, too. I hope this can get somewhere to the point of difficulty.","Well, you’re off to a good start! What made you decide you wanted to surprise people today? "
31051,I want to reply to every single comment I get on this post.,Bewbs. ,They’re great. Better than butts.
31052,Bewbs. ,They’re great. Better than butts.,My man/woman.
31053,They’re great. Better than butts.,My man/woman.,"Man. And I ain’t no ass man. (Not saying I don’t like asses, though.)"
31054,My man/woman.,"Man. And I ain’t no ass man. (Not saying I don’t like asses, though.)",Same
31055,I want to reply to every single comment I get on this post.,Hello there!,My name isn’t There.
31056,Hello there!,My name isn’t There.,...
31057,I want to reply to every single comment I get on this post.,This will be more communication that I've had from any submitted job applications in weeks.,"I’m sorry, man."
31058,This will be more communication that I've had from any submitted job applications in weeks.,"I’m sorry, man.",It's all good. I currently have a job so it could be worse! Thanks for the reply
31059,"I’m sorry, man.",It's all good. I currently have a job so it could be worse! Thanks for the reply,"Oh, okay. Good."
31060,I want to reply to every single comment I get on this post.,Am I worth it?,Of course.
31061,Am I worth it?,Of course.,Thanks
31062,I want to reply to every single comment I get on this post.,if you reply to this comment ill get run over by a car,*sniff* G-Goodbye...
31063,if you reply to this comment ill get run over by a car,*sniff* G-Goodbye...,smh
31064,What's your favorite joke?,"What does the octogenarian pirate say? 

...Aye, M'eighty",Dad? 
31065,"What does the octogenarian pirate say? 

...Aye, M'eighty",Dad? ,😎😎
31066,What's your favorite joke?,"What does the octogenarian pirate say? 

...Aye, M'eighty","What's got eight legs, eight hands, and eight eyes?

...

Eight pirates."
31067,"What does the octogenarian pirate say? 

...Aye, M'eighty","What's got eight legs, eight hands, and eight eyes?

...

Eight pirates.",I was about to be a jackass and try to correct you. That's a good one.
31068,What's your favorite joke?,"I love to tell dad jokes! 

Sometimes he laughs.",Stealing this 
31069,"I love to tell dad jokes! 

Sometimes he laughs.",Stealing this ,"**THIS** Probably the BEST ""Dad Joke"" I've never heard."
31070,Stealing this ,"**THIS** Probably the BEST ""Dad Joke"" I've never heard.",Why do you write like you’re trying to make a title for a buzzfeed article
31071,"**THIS** Probably the BEST ""Dad Joke"" I've never heard.",Why do you write like you’re trying to make a title for a buzzfeed article,12 Problematic Dad Jokes That are Actually Transphobic
31072,Why do you write like you’re trying to make a title for a buzzfeed article,12 Problematic Dad Jokes That are Actually Transphobic,"something something ""but she did"""
31073,"**THIS** Probably the BEST ""Dad Joke"" I've never heard.",Why do you write like you’re trying to make a title for a buzzfeed article,Um... well... I suppose that's *one* way to look at it...
31074,Stealing this ,"**THIS** Probably the BEST ""Dad Joke"" I've never heard.",How could reference the context if you never heard it before?
31075,"**THIS** Probably the BEST ""Dad Joke"" I've never heard.",How could reference the context if you never heard it before?,"Um... I *can* read. Use m'eyes for that, not m'ears."
31076,How could reference the context if you never heard it before?,"Um... I *can* read. Use m'eyes for that, not m'ears.",You said its the best one you never heard 
31077,What's your favorite joke?,"I love to tell dad jokes! 

Sometimes he laughs.","""I'm hungry""
""Hello hungry, you would have food if you weren't a disappointment"""
31078,"I love to tell dad jokes! 

Sometimes he laughs.","""I'm hungry""
""Hello hungry, you would have food if you weren't a disappointment""",Kitty feed the boy
31079,What's your favorite joke?,"Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls. 
Owls who?
",This took me longer to get than it should have.
31080,"Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls. 
Owls who?
",This took me longer to get than it should have.,The owls are not what they seem. 
31081,This took me longer to get than it should have.,The owls are not what they seem. ,That gum you like is going to come back in style.
31082,"Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls. 
Owls who?
",This took me longer to get than it should have.,I still didn't get it
31083,This took me longer to get than it should have.,I still didn't get it,Like owls make the sound *hoo*
31084,I still didn't get it,Like owls make the sound *hoo*,I feel stupid now😂😂
31085,Like owls make the sound *hoo*,I feel stupid now😂😂,Don't! It took me a while too (:
31086,What's your favorite joke?,"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Because she was a woman. Wakka-wakka!
",Don't quit your day job. 
31087,"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Because she was a woman. Wakka-wakka!
",Don't quit your day job. ,"Careful with that joke, it's an antique."
31088,What's your favorite joke?,"If you want a good joke, you should ask the mushroom man.

I heard he’s a fun guy.",Do you know the mushroom man?
31089,"If you want a good joke, you should ask the mushroom man.

I heard he’s a fun guy.",Do you know the mushroom man?,The mushroom man. 
31090,Do you know the mushroom man?,The mushroom man. ,"Yes, I know the mushroom man"
31091,"If you want a good joke, you should ask the mushroom man.

I heard he’s a fun guy.",Do you know the mushroom man?,The mushroom ^man?
31092,Do you know the mushroom man?,The mushroom ^man?,The mushroom man!
31093,The mushroom ^man?,The mushroom man!,"Do you know the Mushroom man?
The one who lives on Toadstool Lane"
31094,What's your favorite joke?,"What do you call a cow with no legs?

-Ground Beef","... a dog with no legs? 
Doesn’t matter, he’s not coming anyway "
31095,"What do you call a cow with no legs?

-Ground Beef","... a dog with no legs? 
Doesn’t matter, he’s not coming anyway ","Where do you find that dog? 

Exactly where you left him. "
31096,"What do you call a cow with no legs?

-Ground Beef","... a dog with no legs? 
Doesn’t matter, he’s not coming anyway ","Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Where you left it."
31097,What's your favorite joke?,"What do you call a cow with no legs?

-Ground Beef","What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean Beef"
31098,"What do you call a cow with no legs?

-Ground Beef","What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean Beef","Three legs?

Tri-tip"
31099,What's your favorite joke?,"""What's a pirate's favorite letter?""

Hmm, it is *R*?

""Close, but it's actually the C!""","I usually tell the punchine as, ""Nayyy! It be the C!"""
31100,"""What's a pirate's favorite letter?""

Hmm, it is *R*?

""Close, but it's actually the C!""","I usually tell the punchine as, ""Nayyy! It be the C!""","I like arrrr, but me first love will always be the C"
31101,"""What's a pirate's favorite letter?""

Hmm, it is *R*?

""Close, but it's actually the C!""","I usually tell the punchine as, ""Nayyy! It be the C!""","""Ye'd think so, but his first love be the C!"""
31102,What's your favorite joke?,"If you pretend to shake salt on the back of your tongue, you can taste it.","very clever, middle school child"
31103,"If you pretend to shake salt on the back of your tongue, you can taste it.","very clever, middle school child",Gotcha!
31104,"very clever, middle school child",Gotcha!,Is this like when you tell someone that they're aware of their tongue?
31105,Gotcha!,Is this like when you tell someone that they're aware of their tongue?,I think you're just trying to make it look like they're making sexual motions.
31106,What's your favorite joke?,Why'd the scarecrow get a promotion? B/c he was outstanding in his field.,"This is now my second favourite joke, thanks for that."
31107,Why'd the scarecrow get a promotion? B/c he was outstanding in his field.,"This is now my second favourite joke, thanks for that.",Please tell me the first.
31108,What's your favorite joke?,Why'd the scarecrow get a promotion? B/c he was outstanding in his field.,Why did the farmer win the Nobel prize? 
31109,Why'd the scarecrow get a promotion? B/c he was outstanding in his field.,Why did the farmer win the Nobel prize? ,Same answer
31110,What's your favorite joke?,"Why can’t you tell a joke about the Reverend Jim Jones? 




*the punchline is too long*",Tough man that Jim Jones. Knocked out over 900 people with only one punch.
31111,"Why can’t you tell a joke about the Reverend Jim Jones? 




*the punchline is too long*",Tough man that Jim Jones. Knocked out over 900 people with only one punch.,*snicker*
31112,What's your favorite joke?,"Whats green and if it falls out of a tree will kill you?

A pool table.","Took a shot at this joke and wasn't sure how I felt about it, but once it sunk in, I enjoyed it."
31113,"Whats green and if it falls out of a tree will kill you?

A pool table.","Took a shot at this joke and wasn't sure how I felt about it, but once it sunk in, I enjoyed it.",Very punny
31114,"Whats green and if it falls out of a tree will kill you?

A pool table.","Took a shot at this joke and wasn't sure how I felt about it, but once it sunk in, I enjoyed it.",I'm gonna pocket it for later
31115,"Whats green and if it falls out of a tree will kill you?

A pool table.","Took a shot at this joke and wasn't sure how I felt about it, but once it sunk in, I enjoyed it.",cue laugh track
31116,What's your favorite joke?,"How many ears does Spock have? Three, the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.","Terrible, but great."
31117,"How many ears does Spock have? Three, the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.","Terrible, but great.",:)
31118,What's your favorite joke?,My friend told me I don't know what irony is. Which is ironic because we were at a bus stop,"Sorry, I don't get it"
31119,My friend told me I don't know what irony is. Which is ironic because we were at a bus stop,"Sorry, I don't get it",She clearly still doesn’t understand what irony is 🤣 took me a couple seconds to get it. 
31120,"you snooze, you lose- thursday's 5 q's","You have not answered these yourself yet, OP! :) ",mm i generally don't!
31121,"You have not answered these yourself yet, OP! :) ",mm i generally don't!,You should :) 
31122,"You have not answered these yourself yet, OP! :) ",mm i generally don't!,"Do it, do it. Peer pressure!"
31123,"You have not answered these yourself yet, OP! :) ",mm i generally don't!,"You really should, we're all curious."
31124,"you snooze, you lose- thursday's 5 q's","Not really.

High in the 70s, low in the 50s, partly cloudy.

No.

No one.

Leaving work.",partly cloudy? wut
31125,"Not really.

High in the 70s, low in the 50s, partly cloudy.

No.

No one.

Leaving work.",partly cloudy? wut,"You know, not overcast, but not clear skies either. Just partly cloudy."
31126,partly cloudy? wut,"You know, not overcast, but not clear skies either. Just partly cloudy.",oh i see what youre saying
31127,"you snooze, you lose- thursday's 5 q's","1. Constantly
2. Thunderstorm
3. Always
4. My grandfather
5. Fooood","Hello, fellow ceraunophile! 😀"
31128,"1. Constantly
2. Thunderstorm
3. Always
4. My grandfather
5. Fooood","Hello, fellow ceraunophile! 😀","Yes! I knew I couldn't be the only one, haha. Hi!"
31129,What are three facts about you?,"1. I can almost speak Russian.
2. I can almost play piano.
3. I can almost sing.",I think I see a pattern here. 
31130,"1. I can almost speak Russian.
2. I can almost play piano.
3. I can almost sing.",I think I see a pattern here. ,I can almost see a pattern there.
31131,What are three facts about you?,"1. I am an Indian
2. I am great procrastinator
3. Cricket lover","&gt;Cricket lover

The sport or the insect?"
31132,"1. I am an Indian
2. I am great procrastinator
3. Cricket lover","&gt;Cricket lover

The sport or the insect?",I am wondering the same thing 
31133,"&gt;Cricket lover

The sport or the insect?",I am wondering the same thing ,The sport :)
31134,What kind of person would you be in your wildest dreams? Career/relationships/internet presence,I would be happy. ,What’s stopping you?
31135,I would be happy. ,What’s stopping you?,I'm not really sure what... but something. 
31136,What kind of person would you be in your wildest dreams? Career/relationships/internet presence,"Probably be dead, lol","Oh, no. Why? "
31137,"Probably be dead, lol","Oh, no. Why? ","Can't live forever anyways.  Wouldn't mind a nice painless death, lol"
31138,"Oh, no. Why? ","Can't live forever anyways.  Wouldn't mind a nice painless death, lol","But life is so enjoyable, at least it can be "
31139,"Can't live forever anyways.  Wouldn't mind a nice painless death, lol","But life is so enjoyable, at least it can be ",It's of no particular interest to me in the grand scheme of things.  
31140,"But life is so enjoyable, at least it can be ",It's of no particular interest to me in the grand scheme of things.  ,I see 
31141,What kind of person would you be in your wildest dreams? Career/relationships/internet presence,I would basically be the exact opposite of what I am now lol,"I used to feel that way. If you can dream it, you can be it. If you want, and stay focused "
31142,I would basically be the exact opposite of what I am now lol,"I used to feel that way. If you can dream it, you can be it. If you want, and stay focused ","Definitely not true. I've tried, it didn't work."
31143,"I used to feel that way. If you can dream it, you can be it. If you want, and stay focused ","Definitely not true. I've tried, it didn't work.","Takes time, but I believe you can do it "
31144,"Definitely not true. I've tried, it didn't work.","Takes time, but I believe you can do it ",I used to believe that too.
31145,Let’s talk music!,What's your favorite Offspring album? Also ever listened to Bad Religion?,"Smash is probably my favorite. Yes but not a lot, that’s added to the list to listen to more of!"
31146,What's your favorite Offspring album? Also ever listened to Bad Religion?,"Smash is probably my favorite. Yes but not a lot, that’s added to the list to listen to more of!",And smash is a good album. My favorites are ignition or Xnay on the Hombre 
31147,"Smash is probably my favorite. Yes but not a lot, that’s added to the list to listen to more of!",And smash is a good album. My favorites are ignition or Xnay on the Hombre ,I love the song walla walla so much. It’s the first I ever heard and got me hooked 
31148,I really want to yell at someone right now. Give me a reason to be pissed off at you.,Mario golf was bomb,I'm not disagreeing with you on this one homie.  Because screw everyone who says otherwise.
31149,Mario golf was bomb,I'm not disagreeing with you on this one homie.  Because screw everyone who says otherwise.,Haha looked through your posts and found something irrefutable
31150,I really want to yell at someone right now. Give me a reason to be pissed off at you.,My favorite pizza topping is pineapple. ,"BOO THIS MAN

(or woman)"
31151,My favorite pizza topping is pineapple. ,"BOO THIS MAN

(or woman)","Come on dude, it's absolutely delicious. Add some cilantro? Hell. Yeah. "
31152,I really want to yell at someone right now. Give me a reason to be pissed off at you.,Homosexuals should burn.,"Oh, really? :("
31153,Homosexuals should burn.,"Oh, really? :(","It's a joke, dear. Everything here is a joke. &lt;3 LGBT community."
31154,I really want to yell at someone right now. Give me a reason to be pissed off at you.,I like cute kittens. ,I like ugly kittens too. Why discriminate? They're kittens bro. That's cold.
31155,I like cute kittens. ,I like ugly kittens too. Why discriminate? They're kittens bro. That's cold.,"Well yeah, but i don't believe there is such a thing as an ugly kitten lol."
31156,I really want to yell at someone right now. Give me a reason to be pissed off at you.,All snakes should be referred to as danger noodles! ,Too bad you have a danger Ramen Noodle.
31157,All snakes should be referred to as danger noodles! ,Too bad you have a danger Ramen Noodle.,Delicious *and* terrifying!  
31158,Too bad you have a danger Ramen Noodle.,Delicious *and* terrifying!  ,I bet you're dick resembles a turtle hiding in the bushes.
31159,Delicious *and* terrifying!  ,I bet you're dick resembles a turtle hiding in the bushes.,You're right! I do have a vagina! 
31160,I really want to yell at someone right now. Give me a reason to be pissed off at you.,Men are emotionally stronger than women and can pack trunks more efficiently,WELL WHOSE COOKING YOUR DINNER YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCK?
31161,Men are emotionally stronger than women and can pack trunks more efficiently,WELL WHOSE COOKING YOUR DINNER YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCK?,I cook my own meals #StrongIndependentWoman
31162,WELL WHOSE COOKING YOUR DINNER YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCK?,I cook my own meals #StrongIndependentWoman,Mac &amp; Cheese doesn't count 
31163,I cook my own meals #StrongIndependentWoman,Mac &amp; Cheese doesn't count ,It is usually centered around chicken or steak. Mac &amp; Cheese is loaded with useless calories
31164,I really want to yell at someone right now. Give me a reason to be pissed off at you.,"I do not watch Game of Thrones and I don't care what you think.

",Mmhmm.  I bet you would give Hillary Clinton head at the drop of a hat.
31165,"I do not watch Game of Thrones and I don't care what you think.

",Mmhmm.  I bet you would give Hillary Clinton head at the drop of a hat.,[removed]
31166,I really want to yell at someone right now. Give me a reason to be pissed off at you.,Americans are fat,We're actually pretty healthy.  500lbs of kick ass just makes you look pathetic.  Fuck off guy.
31167,Americans are fat,We're actually pretty healthy.  500lbs of kick ass just makes you look pathetic.  Fuck off guy.,"You're typing this from McDonald's eating the double lard burger again, aren't you?"
31168,"sorry, late start today- 5 q's still?","1: sorta, yeah.
2: I'm trying to figure that out myself.. music seems to work sometimes though ",my room and the internet
31169,"1: sorta, yeah.
2: I'm trying to figure that out myself.. music seems to work sometimes though ",my room and the internet,Oops I thought you said where not who. I go to.. the internet and my girlfriend for comfort.
31170,my room and the internet,Oops I thought you said where not who. I go to.. the internet and my girlfriend for comfort.,internet + girlfriend
31171,Oops I thought you said where not who. I go to.. the internet and my girlfriend for comfort.,internet + girlfriend,&lt;3
31172,internet + girlfriend,&lt;3,;p
31173,"1: sorta, yeah.
2: I'm trying to figure that out myself.. music seems to work sometimes though ",my room and the internet,Anything in particular online?
31174,my room and the internet,Anything in particular online?,mm no unfortunately
31175,Do you get hugged enough?,"I get my fair share of hugs at work. Outside of work, not so much.","Lets add a number to the ""outside of work hugs"". Hope you count virtual hugs! 💕🤗💕"
31176,"I get my fair share of hugs at work. Outside of work, not so much.","Lets add a number to the ""outside of work hugs"". Hope you count virtual hugs! 💕🤗💕","Outside of work hugs, Population: 1 (but that's still pretty great)."
31177,"Lets add a number to the ""outside of work hugs"". Hope you count virtual hugs! 💕🤗💕","Outside of work hugs, Population: 1 (but that's still pretty great).",Awe Im always here for more virtuals!! Wish i can give you a real one. 😊
31178,"Outside of work hugs, Population: 1 (but that's still pretty great).",Awe Im always here for more virtuals!! Wish i can give you a real one. 😊,"That's legit the nicest thing I've heard today! The day's only just started, but still!"
31179,Do you get hugged enough?,"No, not really :(","Here ill give you a bunch:  *HUGGG💕🤗💕 x1000*

I even spelled that in caps with three G's too! 

"
31180,"No, not really :(","Here ill give you a bunch:  *HUGGG💕🤗💕 x1000*

I even spelled that in caps with three G's too! 

",Thank you❤️❤️
31181,Do you get hugged enough?,Thanks for the hug my fellow human.,I get plenty of hugs but I wll spread more virtual hugs around.
31182,Thanks for the hug my fellow human.,I get plenty of hugs but I wll spread more virtual hugs around.,"Yes yes! irl hugs or virtual hugs, you need to spread it! so heres one 💕🤗💕"
31183,Foods that everyone loves but you hate!,Avocados. Hate the things.,Have you tried salting them before eating? Changes the flavour a lot
31184,Avocados. Hate the things.,Have you tried salting them before eating? Changes the flavour a lot,"As with most fruit, I don't like the texture either"
31185,Have you made any good friends in reddit?,Yes! I've made one friend and she's amazing. ,Cool! May I know where?
31186,Yes! I've made one friend and she's amazing. ,Cool! May I know where?,Right here in cc
31187,"No matter what I do, I cannot take a person seriously if he/she asked me my zodiac sign and starts telling me characteristics I ""have""",Is this a thing? I've never once seen a person do this.,"What country are you in? In Europe I see that a lot (and in Greece, where I am from)"
31188,Is this a thing? I've never once seen a person do this.,"What country are you in? In Europe I see that a lot (and in Greece, where I am from)",Midwest united states.
31189,"What country are you in? In Europe I see that a lot (and in Greece, where I am from)",Midwest united states.,I live in Missouri and Ive met a few that really do. 
31190,"What country are you in? In Europe I see that a lot (and in Greece, where I am from)",Midwest united states.,Open tinder for like 10 seconds. 
31191,Midwest united states.,Open tinder for like 10 seconds. ,How is lighting a fire going to help? 
31192,Is this a thing? I've never once seen a person do this.,"What country are you in? In Europe I see that a lot (and in Greece, where I am from)",I’m the same way as you. We’ve got a lot of astrology heads in Turkey too.  
31193,Is this a thing? I've never once seen a person do this.,"What country are you in? In Europe I see that a lot (and in Greece, where I am from)",WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF! THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?
31194,"What country are you in? In Europe I see that a lot (and in Greece, where I am from)",WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF! THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?,SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU!
31195,"No matter what I do, I cannot take a person seriously if he/she asked me my zodiac sign and starts telling me characteristics I ""have""",Are you a Taurus?,I am whatever you want me to be
31196,Are you a Taurus?,I am whatever you want me to be,"And how much do you charge per hour? 😍

(Jk) "
31197,"No matter what I do, I cannot take a person seriously if he/she asked me my zodiac sign and starts telling me characteristics I ""have""","I like goats, I’m a Capricorn. Astrology has just been proven","I'm also a capricorn, and I like you. You must be a goat!"
31198,"I like goats, I’m a Capricorn. Astrology has just been proven","I'm also a capricorn, and I like you. You must be a goat!",This is false. No-one likes capricorns.
31199,"No matter what I do, I cannot take a person seriously if he/she asked me my zodiac sign and starts telling me characteristics I ""have""","I like goats, I’m a Capricorn. Astrology has just been proven",i’m a virgo. can also confirm that astrology is 100% true
31200,"I like goats, I’m a Capricorn. Astrology has just been proven",i’m a virgo. can also confirm that astrology is 100% true,Same here haha
31201,"I like goats, I’m a Capricorn. Astrology has just been proven",i’m a virgo. can also confirm that astrology is 100% true,You see there are statistics!
31202,"I like goats, I’m a Capricorn. Astrology has just been proven",i’m a virgo. can also confirm that astrology is 100% true,r/meirl
31203,"No matter what I do, I cannot take a person seriously if he/she asked me my zodiac sign and starts telling me characteristics I ""have""","I like goats, I’m a Capricorn. Astrology has just been proven",That may just mean you're Scottish.
31204,"I like goats, I’m a Capricorn. Astrology has just been proven",That may just mean you're Scottish.,"Naw. We are talking about goats, not sheep. "
31205,"No matter what I do, I cannot take a person seriously if he/she asked me my zodiac sign and starts telling me characteristics I ""have""","I like goats, I’m a Capricorn. Astrology has just been proven",I’m a cancer. I have crabs. Confirmed
31206,"I like goats, I’m a Capricorn. Astrology has just been proven",I’m a cancer. I have crabs. Confirmed,I have crabs and cancer
31207,I’m a cancer. I have crabs. Confirmed,I have crabs and cancer,Duh. Its totally opposite for me.
31208,"No matter what I do, I cannot take a person seriously if he/she asked me my zodiac sign and starts telling me characteristics I ""have""","I like goats, I’m a Capricorn. Astrology has just been proven",I’m scorpio but scorpions seem kinda scary man 
31209,"I like goats, I’m a Capricorn. Astrology has just been proven",I’m scorpio but scorpions seem kinda scary man ,"Charles Manson, Bronson, Chopper. Scorpios."
31210,"I like goats, I’m a Capricorn. Astrology has just been proven",I’m scorpio but scorpions seem kinda scary man ,What about the band Scorpions? 
31211,"No matter what I do, I cannot take a person seriously if he/she asked me my zodiac sign and starts telling me characteristics I ""have""","""So... what's your sign? :)""

""Optimus Prime.""

""That's not a star sign!""

""It's new.""",I'm a Waspinator myself but people often assume I'm a Rattrap. 
31212,"""So... what's your sign? :)""

""Optimus Prime.""

""That's not a star sign!""

""It's new.""",I'm a Waspinator myself but people often assume I'm a Rattrap. ,I’m a Cheetor but I always tell people I’m a Rhinox :p
31213,"""So... what's your sign? :)""

""Optimus Prime.""

""That's not a star sign!""

""It's new.""",I'm a Waspinator myself but people often assume I'm a Rattrap. ,Not Wonko the Sane?
31214,"""So... what's your sign? :)""

""Optimus Prime.""

""That's not a star sign!""

""It's new.""",I'm a Waspinator myself but people often assume I'm a Rattrap. ,Lol both share qualities easy enough to confuse! :p
31215,"No matter what I do, I cannot take a person seriously if he/she asked me my zodiac sign and starts telling me characteristics I ""have""","I can't take people seriously who say ""he/she"" instead of just using 'they' ",Nuking this entire thread. It's petty and way off topic.
31216,"I can't take people seriously who say ""he/she"" instead of just using 'they' ",Nuking this entire thread. It's petty and way off topic.,Coo
31217,Do Bumblebees hold Grudges?,RIP in peace ,Rest In Peace in peace
31218,RIP in peace ,Rest In Peace in peace,Rest In Peace in peace in pepperonis.
31219,I just want to clarify something about India,"&gt;  ask nudes to random women online

...I have never heard that stereotype....","r/IndianPeopleFacebook 
 
As an Indian, I enjoy the posts on that sub "
31220,"&gt;  ask nudes to random women online

...I have never heard that stereotype....","r/IndianPeopleFacebook 
 
As an Indian, I enjoy the posts on that sub ",Ditto
31221,I just want to clarify something about India,you forgot to mention the stereotype depicting Indians as being serial rapists.,"What. I’ve never heard this.

I have heard teepee’s, beef jerky and living off the land. "
31222,you forgot to mention the stereotype depicting Indians as being serial rapists.,"What. I’ve never heard this.

I have heard teepee’s, beef jerky and living off the land. ","Eh, wrong country? "
31223,"What. I’ve never heard this.

I have heard teepee’s, beef jerky and living off the land. ","Eh, wrong country? ","Tech support, not wild wild west indians."
31224,"Eh, wrong country? ","Tech support, not wild wild west indians.",That sums it up. 
31225,I just want to clarify something about India,Take your poo to the loo pajeet u/486h3_11a94_74l48,I sure will!
31226,Take your poo to the loo pajeet u/486h3_11a94_74l48,I sure will!,[removed]
31227,I feel like I can never really talk about my religion on reddit and that makes me sad..,"*Hovers ominously holding banhammer*

I'm watching you people, keep it casual ;p",Yessir!
31228,"*Hovers ominously holding banhammer*

I'm watching you people, keep it casual ;p",Yessir!,Anyway I think the convo is dying down a bit
31229,Yessir!,Anyway I think the convo is dying down a bit,"Don't worry, more things will come in over time slowly. "
31230,I feel like I can never really talk about my religion on reddit and that makes me sad..,"*Hovers ominously holding banhammer*

I'm watching you people, keep it casual ;p","I love the mods here, and I mean that sincerely. This is one of the best subreddits I've seen. "
31231,"*Hovers ominously holding banhammer*

I'm watching you people, keep it casual ;p","I love the mods here, and I mean that sincerely. This is one of the best subreddits I've seen. ",We love you too &lt;3
31232,"I love the mods here, and I mean that sincerely. This is one of the best subreddits I've seen. ",We love you too &lt;3,Wanna grab dinner and head back to my place? ;)
31233,We love you too &lt;3,Wanna grab dinner and head back to my place? ;),Oh I dunno. Are you one of those strangers my mother warned me about? 
31234,Wanna grab dinner and head back to my place? ;),Oh I dunno. Are you one of those strangers my mother warned me about? ,I dont think so? 
31235,Oh I dunno. Are you one of those strangers my mother warned me about? ,I dont think so? ,Hmmm. Seems legit
31236,I dont think so? ,Hmmm. Seems legit,"Yes, come meet me then we can go to my tortur... I mean fun zone!"
31237,Hmmm. Seems legit,"Yes, come meet me then we can go to my tortur... I mean fun zone!",Mind if I bring this hammer with me? 
31238,"Yes, come meet me then we can go to my tortur... I mean fun zone!",Mind if I bring this hammer with me? ,Only if you let me bring this nail gun
31239,Mind if I bring this hammer with me? ,Only if you let me bring this nail gun,A nail gun is no match for the banha.... yeah sure
31240,Only if you let me bring this nail gun,A nail gun is no match for the banha.... yeah sure,"Oh, I was gonna use it to ~~lock you in my fun closet~~ fix my drafty room, but you do you :p"
31241,A nail gun is no match for the banha.... yeah sure,"Oh, I was gonna use it to ~~lock you in my fun closet~~ fix my drafty room, but you do you :p",This tool is both a blessing and a curse 
31242,"Oh, I was gonna use it to ~~lock you in my fun closet~~ fix my drafty room, but you do you :p",This tool is both a blessing and a curse ,But what is a curse but a blessing in disguise
31243,This tool is both a blessing and a curse ,But what is a curse but a blessing in disguise,And that curse over there is actually JOHN CENA 🎉
31244,But what is a curse but a blessing in disguise,And that curse over there is actually JOHN CENA 🎉,I can't see him
31245,And that curse over there is actually JOHN CENA 🎉,I can't see him,Oh but you'll hear him! 
31246,I can't see him,Oh but you'll hear him! ,I'll be honest I only know John cena from memes
31247,Oh but you'll hear him! ,I'll be honest I only know John cena from memes,Isn't that his whole thing? Just like the senate or wholesomeness
31248,I'll be honest I only know John cena from memes,Isn't that his whole thing? Just like the senate or wholesomeness,I think so? No idea though
31249,Isn't that his whole thing? Just like the senate or wholesomeness,I think so? No idea though,Mr Meme Man John Cena
31250,Wanna grab dinner and head back to my place? ;),Oh I dunno. Are you one of those strangers my mother warned me about? ,Ey bb u wan sum fuk
31251,"I love the mods here, and I mean that sincerely. This is one of the best subreddits I've seen. ",We love you too &lt;3,How much???😁😁😁😏
31252,We love you too &lt;3,How much???😁😁😁😏,"*Reaches out hands to encompass the globe*

Eh, about this much."
31253,How much???😁😁😁😏,"*Reaches out hands to encompass the globe*

Eh, about this much.",That may be enough.. today 😊
31254,"*Reaches out hands to encompass the globe*

Eh, about this much.",That may be enough.. today 😊,Well there is always tomorrow! 
31255,I feel like I can never really talk about my religion on reddit and that makes me sad..,"christian here! i’d love to ask, what’s your favorite part about being muslim?",That's saying what's your favorite part of a 100 course meal. Everything. Lol sorry
31256,"christian here! i’d love to ask, what’s your favorite part about being muslim?",That's saying what's your favorite part of a 100 course meal. Everything. Lol sorry,sounds awesome!
31257,I feel like I can never really talk about my religion on reddit and that makes me sad..,"Islam, the religion of peace! /s","Islam, the religion of peace! /s /s"
31258,"Islam, the religion of peace! /s","Islam, the religion of peace! /s /s",Death to Allah! 
31259,"Islam, the religion of peace! /s /s",Death to Allah! ,Ok then. I disagree. Let's leave it there?
31260,I feel like I can never really talk about my religion on reddit and that makes me sad..,Do you believe any of the more controversial teachings ?,Well I'm still learning about the basic ones!
31261,Do you believe any of the more controversial teachings ?,Well I'm still learning about the basic ones!,"You must be aware of some of the more controversial aspects?  I assume it has some.
"
31262,I feel like I can never really talk about my religion on reddit and that makes me sad..,"Pretty young ex-muslim here, what do you guys think about us? Btw I converted to atheism at 12",Oh you're great! I just want to know about why?
31263,"Pretty young ex-muslim here, what do you guys think about us? Btw I converted to atheism at 12",Oh you're great! I just want to know about why?,I followed science and religion stopped making sense
31264,I feel like I can never really talk about my religion on reddit and that makes me sad..,"Pretty young ex-muslim here, what do you guys think about us? Btw I converted to atheism at 12",In Saudi Arabia you'd be beheaded for apostasy. Thats the uncomfortable truth.
31265,"Pretty young ex-muslim here, what do you guys think about us? Btw I converted to atheism at 12",In Saudi Arabia you'd be beheaded for apostasy. Thats the uncomfortable truth.,Saudi Arabia does not represent Islam.
31266,"Pretty young ex-muslim here, what do you guys think about us? Btw I converted to atheism at 12",In Saudi Arabia you'd be beheaded for apostasy. Thats the uncomfortable truth.,"Yeah, but that's Saudi, and they're bonkers there, near as I can tell."
31267,I feel like I can never really talk about my religion on reddit and that makes me sad..,What's it like praying to a god that beat his 6 year old wife and knocked her up when she was 9,"C’mon man, be more sincere."
31268,What's it like praying to a god that beat his 6 year old wife and knocked her up when she was 9,"C’mon man, be more sincere.","What about the 9 year old who was beaten and raped by OPs ""god"" why don't you care about her"
31269,How are you guys doing today?!,"I got fired from the job that I recently joined, nothing much :-P","Ah man, sorry to hear that, did you like the job?"
31270,"I got fired from the job that I recently joined, nothing much :-P","Ah man, sorry to hear that, did you like the job?","Yeah man I did. But let's not loose hope, there is still something better out there ;-)"
31271,"Ah man, sorry to hear that, did you like the job?","Yeah man I did. But let's not loose hope, there is still something better out there ;-)","Yeah, exactly. Being down just slows you down, it is nothing more than a bump in the road"
31272,"Yeah man I did. But let's not loose hope, there is still something better out there ;-)","Yeah, exactly. Being down just slows you down, it is nothing more than a bump in the road",It's just a bump in a long long road. Thanks for the words mate. 
31273,How are you guys doing today?!,"I got fired from the job that I recently joined, nothing much :-P",Damn. I hope everything gets better from here
31274,"I got fired from the job that I recently joined, nothing much :-P",Damn. I hope everything gets better from here,Yeah man. Thanks ;-)
31275,time to start the week right! 5 q's time~,Just Luigi ,luigi forever?
31276,Just Luigi ,luigi forever?,Luigi forever 
31277,luigi forever?,Luigi forever ,ayo
31278,time to start the week right! 5 q's time~,"1. Eh.  Yoshi.
2. Reading in bed.
3. None.  Unless it's a hike.
4. Nah.
5. whut?",ooh i love hikes
31279,"1. Eh.  Yoshi.
2. Reading in bed.
3. None.  Unless it's a hike.
4. Nah.
5. whut?",ooh i love hikes,me too.  haven't been for a good one for ages though.
31280,ooh i love hikes,me too.  haven't been for a good one for ages though.,mmmmmm
31281,time to start the week right! 5 q's time~,"1. Mario
2. To sleep
3. Idk
4. Nope
5. Yes",short. answers.
31282,"1. Mario
2. To sleep
3. Idk
4. Nope
5. Yes",short. answers.,So?
31283,Why are you unhappy?,What makes you happy?,Being with someone I like
31284,What makes you happy?,Being with someone I like,Are you able to do that more? 
31285,Being with someone I like,Are you able to do that more? ,"Yes, but I don't"
31286,What are you guys passionate about?,Transgenic and Synthetic Spider Silk,Are you one of those guys who is creating a bulletproof vest with spider silk?
31287,Transgenic and Synthetic Spider Silk,Are you one of those guys who is creating a bulletproof vest with spider silk?,"Not me personally, but I am invested in a company that is."
31288,Let's all share a ramdom fact/anecdote about ourselves.,I have and will always be alone.,"I hope that's not true! Yer in this thread, fer one thing."
31289,I have and will always be alone.,"I hope that's not true! Yer in this thread, fer one thing.",Alone in the sense that I will never have romantic love. 
31290,"I hope that's not true! Yer in this thread, fer one thing.",Alone in the sense that I will never have romantic love. ,"Sure. Sorry to hear, friend. How's the ol career? Things cool on that front at least?"
31291,Alone in the sense that I will never have romantic love. ,"Sure. Sorry to hear, friend. How's the ol career? Things cool on that front at least?","I...don't have one.

I'm currently in school for nutrition. "
31292,My boyfriend is currently having a fight with Alexa,This argument sounds a little **petty** ,I like you! 
31293,This argument sounds a little **petty** ,I like you! ,Hes to nice to yell at you so he takes it out on alexa
31294,My boyfriend is currently having a fight with Alexa,This argument sounds a little **petty** ,He's getting quite angry but Alexa won't...back...down
31295,This argument sounds a little **petty** ,He's getting quite angry but Alexa won't...back...down,You just don't know what it means to be Alexa.
31296,He's getting quite angry but Alexa won't...back...down,You just don't know what it means to be Alexa.,This thread is Freefalling quickly.
31297,You just don't know what it means to be Alexa.,This thread is Freefalling quickly.,Well to be fair the guy was having a Breakdown
31298,This thread is Freefalling quickly.,Well to be fair the guy was having a Breakdown,Yer so bad!
31299,Well to be fair the guy was having a Breakdown,Yer so bad!,"Aw, are you (Tom Petty and the) heartbroken (ers)?"
31300,Yer so bad!,"Aw, are you (Tom Petty and the) heartbroken (ers)?",Stop running down his dreams
31301,"Aw, are you (Tom Petty and the) heartbroken (ers)?",Stop running down his dreams,You don’t know how it feels.
31302,My boyfriend is currently having a fight with Alexa,This argument sounds a little **petty** ,It really breaks my heart
31303,This argument sounds a little **petty** ,It really breaks my heart,"This thread wrecks me baby, it really breaks me in two. "
31304,My boyfriend is currently having a fight with Alexa,My son often does this with Siri...does your boyfriend also shit himself and eat bugs?,Does this make you my future in-law?
31305,My son often does this with Siri...does your boyfriend also shit himself and eat bugs?,Does this make you my future in-law?,It's the only logical conclusion.
31306,Your current car is totaled by your sister. What do you buy?,"If I went today, I'd get a Mustang, because deep in my heart I really want it.","An old-school, V8, Manual transmission Mustang? Or a Straight-4 Turbo and Automatic Mustang?"
31307,"If I went today, I'd get a Mustang, because deep in my heart I really want it.","An old-school, V8, Manual transmission Mustang? Or a Straight-4 Turbo and Automatic Mustang?","Modern, automatic transmission GT. All black."
31308,"An old-school, V8, Manual transmission Mustang? Or a Straight-4 Turbo and Automatic Mustang?","Modern, automatic transmission GT. All black.","One of my co-workers has one. Orange, V8, Manual. And drives it every day, rain or shine or snow"
31309,"Modern, automatic transmission GT. All black.","One of my co-workers has one. Orange, V8, Manual. And drives it every day, rain or shine or snow",Beautiful! That's a fortunate co-worker. 
31310,Your current car is totaled by your sister. What do you buy?,"My advice is to rent some new sisters before you settle on one, just to see which type you like.",My sister lives out of state. I want to know what **you** would do
31311,"My advice is to rent some new sisters before you settle on one, just to see which type you like.",My sister lives out of state. I want to know what **you** would do,**I** would also consider renting a sense of humor.
31312,My sister lives out of state. I want to know what **you** would do,**I** would also consider renting a sense of humor.,"I don't want advice. I have a 2,000 mile car. I just want to hear what you would do"
31313,**I** would also consider renting a sense of humor.,"I don't want advice. I have a 2,000 mile car. I just want to hear what you would do",I'd get a new sister
31314,Your current car is totaled by your sister. What do you buy?,"VW Golf. Relatively cheep, reliable, fun to drive, and doesn't suck up too much oil.",There's a Diesel-gate joke to be made somewhere...
31315,"VW Golf. Relatively cheep, reliable, fun to drive, and doesn't suck up too much oil.",There's a Diesel-gate joke to be made somewhere...,why not have another huge scandal when all you got is a measly 25bil fine 
31316,Your current car is totaled by your sister. What do you buy?,I don't have a car. Does this get me negative points?,Do you want negative points?
31317,I don't have a car. Does this get me negative points?,Do you want negative points?,I'm not sure.
31318,Do you want negative points?,I'm not sure.,Fair answer. 
31319,My brother in law just specifically asked for a hotel room near the gym so he wouldn't have to walk so far to get to the treadmill.,"I 100% get this.. but it’s still freezing cold here, snow and all. ","We're in southern TN. Kids all went swimming last night, and then again this morning."
31320,"I 100% get this.. but it’s still freezing cold here, snow and all. ","We're in southern TN. Kids all went swimming last night, and then again this morning.",I wish! We haven’t seen a day over 50 yet
31321,What're some of your favorite happy/optimistic songs?,"I feel better-Gotye, The Shins- It's only life, One of us- New Politics, Welcome-Oh Gravity","I really love welcome
What kind of song do you want
"
31322,"I feel better-Gotye, The Shins- It's only life, One of us- New Politics, Welcome-Oh Gravity","I really love welcome
What kind of song do you want
","I don't mind any genre, how ya doing now buddy?"
31323,"I really love welcome
What kind of song do you want
","I don't mind any genre, how ya doing now buddy?","I'm doing good now, thanks for asking, how do you feel about country?"
31324,"I don't mind any genre, how ya doing now buddy?","I'm doing good now, thanks for asking, how do you feel about country?","Fine by me, I enjoy country music"
31325,"I'm doing good now, thanks for asking, how do you feel about country?","Fine by me, I enjoy country music",Before these walls were blue by wade bowen
31326,"Fine by me, I enjoy country music",Before these walls were blue by wade bowen,"that's a pretty good song, thanks for sharing!"
31327,What're some of your favorite happy/optimistic songs?,Future Sound of Egypt with Aly &amp; Fila,"This is pretty good, I like it, what kind of recommendation are you feeling"
31328,Future Sound of Egypt with Aly &amp; Fila,"This is pretty good, I like it, what kind of recommendation are you feeling",I assume you are into Trance music as well?
31329,What're some of your favorite happy/optimistic songs?,ABBA- Take a Chance is one of my favourites. Upbeat tempo and great lyrics. ,"Really like it, any preference on your recommendation?"
31330,ABBA- Take a Chance is one of my favourites. Upbeat tempo and great lyrics. ,"Really like it, any preference on your recommendation?","Pop/rock, before 1990, good dynamic range. That's pretty much it. "
31331,"Really like it, any preference on your recommendation?","Pop/rock, before 1990, good dynamic range. That's pretty much it. ","Calypso john Denver, believe he was pop at the time"
31332,What made you happy today?,I ate cake ... I like cake .. I'm happy.,What kind of cake?
31333,I ate cake ... I like cake .. I'm happy.,What kind of cake?,Chocolate  with chocolate icing and a chocolate middle .
31334,I Pet A Cow Today!,All I have planned for the weekend is studying for finals. ,Ugh gross. I'm there with you buddy.
31335,All I have planned for the weekend is studying for finals. ,Ugh gross. I'm there with you buddy.,"Ya, on the plus side at least I have friends I’m planning to study with which is nice. "
31336,Ugh gross. I'm there with you buddy.,"Ya, on the plus side at least I have friends I’m planning to study with which is nice. ",Nice! I don't. Haha.
31337,"Ya, on the plus side at least I have friends I’m planning to study with which is nice. ",Nice! I don't. Haha.,Any reason as to why you don’t have anybody to study with?
31338,Nice! I don't. Haha.,Any reason as to why you don’t have anybody to study with?,"People suck, I hate my school, and I want to go home."
31339,I might be wearing girl's clothing,Did you find it in a clearance bin? Is the brand MISSterious? I hear they're bisexual,"Nah, online store"
31340,Did you find it in a clearance bin? Is the brand MISSterious? I hear they're bisexual,"Nah, online store",It's a The Office reference :) Michael buys a women's power suit 😂
31341,I might be wearing girl's clothing,Are... are you Michael Scott?,having now looked him up.....I wish
31342,Are... are you Michael Scott?,having now looked him up.....I wish,Have you never watched The Office? It’s a fantastic show I highly recommend it.
31343,I might be wearing girl's clothing,I request to see the said ass in them jeans.,"It's in the thread somewhere, I think in reply to one of u/inkwater's comments"
31344,I request to see the said ass in them jeans.,"It's in the thread somewhere, I think in reply to one of u/inkwater's comments",God damn that's curvy 
31345,"It's in the thread somewhere, I think in reply to one of u/inkwater's comments",God damn that's curvy ,I have child-bearing hips
31346,My country just promised to end its war that's been going on for roughly 60 years.,"If I may ask, are you south or north Korean?",I'm from the South. It's funny how people always seem to ask this question haha.
31347,"If I may ask, are you south or north Korean?",I'm from the South. It's funny how people always seem to ask this question haha.,"The reason I ask is, have you ever met someone from the north?  What was that like if you did?"
31348,I'm from the South. It's funny how people always seem to ask this question haha.,"The reason I ask is, have you ever met someone from the north?  What was that like if you did?","I haven't had the luck, unfortunately. "
31349,My country just promised to end its war that's been going on for roughly 60 years.,Any Armys here? xD,I'm a dude so... miss me with that gay shit.
31350,Any Armys here? xD,I'm a dude so... miss me with that gay shit.,"""gay shit"", good way to celebrate a happy day christ "
31351,Any Armys here? xD,I'm a dude so... miss me with that gay shit.,"I got news for you bruh, I'm a dude as well and I ain't gay lol"
31352,1 year and 4 months clean from cocaine,I am proud of you ,"Five words only, Thank you!"
31353,I am proud of you ,"Five words only, Thank you!","I too, am proud of my Man U/tacos_and_weed :)"
31354,What Do You Need?,I need about tree fiddy,*gives leaf*
31355,I need about tree fiddy,*gives leaf*,":'D I'm going to turn over a new leaf! 

*Rotates leaf 180 degrees* "
31356,*gives leaf*,":'D I'm going to turn over a new leaf! 

*Rotates leaf 180 degrees* ",*slow claps*
31357,":'D I'm going to turn over a new leaf! 

*Rotates leaf 180 degrees* ",*slow claps*,"Thank you, thank you very much"
31358,*slow claps*,"Thank you, thank you very much",All hail the Mr.Dr.Prof!
31359,"Thank you, thank you very much",All hail the Mr.Dr.Prof!,The preeminent rotator of leafs! 
31360,All hail the Mr.Dr.Prof!,The preeminent rotator of leafs! ,I misread this so badly I don't even know what I read originally.
31361,The preeminent rotator of leafs! ,I misread this so badly I don't even know what I read originally.,Now I am intrigued 
31362,I misread this so badly I don't even know what I read originally.,Now I am intrigued ,Me too. And confused.
31363,Now I am intrigued ,Me too. And confused.,Por que no los dos? 
31364,Me too. And confused.,Por que no los dos? ,YAY DOS!
31365,Por que no los dos? ,YAY DOS!,The dos with the mos....t
31366,YAY DOS!,The dos with the mos....t,The dosist with the mostist
31367,The dos with the mos....t,The dosist with the mostist,"There we go, good spanish! "
31368,The dosist with the mostist,"There we go, good spanish! ",Yo comio un lapiz!
31369,"There we go, good spanish! ",Yo comio un lapiz!,delicioso! 
31370,Yo comio un lapiz!,delicioso! ,:D
31371,delicioso! ,:D,Donde esta la biblioteca? 
31372,:D,Donde esta la biblioteca? ,:D
31373,Donde esta la biblioteca? ,:D,"Yo say mucho espanol! 

mucho is spanish for almost none right? "
31374,:D,"Yo say mucho espanol! 

mucho is spanish for almost none right? ",Hehehe
31375,"Yo say mucho espanol! 

mucho is spanish for almost none right? ",Hehehe,Oh that one I know! That's spanish for yes indeed! 
31376,Hehehe,Oh that one I know! That's spanish for yes indeed! ,MARACA~
31377,Oh that one I know! That's spanish for yes indeed! ,MARACA~,Sombrero 
31378,MARACA~,Sombrero ,Bologna.
31379,Sombrero ,Bologna.,That's a city 
31380,Bologna.,That's a city ,"You're a city.

Selville "
31381,That's a city ,"You're a city.

Selville ",I'm a lame city 
31382,"You're a city.

Selville ",I'm a lame city ,:O
31383,I'm a lame city ,:O,Population: me
31384,:O,Population: me,I wanna move there! D:
31385,Population: me,I wanna move there! D:,Population: Us.
31386,I wanna move there! D:,Population: Us.,:D
31387,Population: Us.,:D,Hang out with no traffic! 
31388,:D,Hang out with no traffic! ,Woooo!
31389,Hang out with no traffic! ,Woooo!,Dance in the empty streets  
31390,Woooo!,Dance in the empty streets  ,*dances poorly*
31391,What Do You Need?,"Sleep, an entire day of sleep would be nice","What even is sleep, it's been so long. ;-;"
31392,"Sleep, an entire day of sleep would be nice","What even is sleep, it's been so long. ;-;",Its a magical thing that I barely know yet miss so much
31393,"What even is sleep, it's been so long. ;-;",Its a magical thing that I barely know yet miss so much,Ugh. Tell me about it.
31394,Its a magical thing that I barely know yet miss so much,Ugh. Tell me about it.,Someday we will get sleep just not today
31395,Ugh. Tell me about it.,Someday we will get sleep just not today,Someday~
31396,What Do You Need?,I could use a hug.,"*internet hug*

This is the best I could do. :("
31397,I could use a hug.,"*internet hug*

This is the best I could do. :(",Thank you! 😊
31398,"*internet hug*

This is the best I could do. :(",Thank you! 😊,"Of course. 

How's life going for you?"
31399,"I had a crazy, scary night last night I have to tell someone about.",r/NoSleepIRL,**(ʘᗩʘ')**
31400,r/NoSleepIRL,**(ʘᗩʘ')**,Another great example of unicode!
31401,What cars do you drive?,"I've got a Toyota Corolla.

Highly reliable and solid gas mileage. ",Team Toyota Corolla! 
31402,"I've got a Toyota Corolla.

Highly reliable and solid gas mileage. ",Team Toyota Corolla! ,"Yes!!!
"
31403,Question for question? Lets go!,what are you most afraid of?,"Being alone, no friends no family etc.

What was the biggest fear that you managed to overcome?"
31404,what are you most afraid of?,"Being alone, no friends no family etc.

What was the biggest fear that you managed to overcome?","Coming out as queer to my closest friends.

What's your favorite album of all time?"
31405,Question for question? Lets go!,What is your favorite book? ,"I dont read much, I like poems, hope it still counts, my favorite is Nothing Gold Can Stay"
31406,What is your favorite book? ,"I dont read much, I like poems, hope it still counts, my favorite is Nothing Gold Can Stay",What is your favorite painting/sculpture?
31407,What is your favorite book? ,"I dont read much, I like poems, hope it still counts, my favorite is Nothing Gold Can Stay",Of course that still counts. Who is it by? 
31408,Question for question? Lets go!,Whats your goal in life?,"Im still looking, do you have a goal?"
31409,Whats your goal in life?,"Im still looking, do you have a goal?",Starting a family and finding a good house for it.
31410,"Good Morning Reddit, what are your plans today?",Say good morning to K,Who is K? :)
31411,Say good morning to K,Who is K? :),K is a girl that I like and care about
31412,Who is K? :),K is a girl that I like and care about,"Ohh, good luck with her!

Always great to be in love"
31413,K is a girl that I like and care about,"Ohh, good luck with her!

Always great to be in love",Thank you very much
31414,"Good Morning Reddit, what are your plans today?","On my way to work too. I feel tired but hey, it's almost Friday! ",We are half way through!! How do you get to work?
31415,"On my way to work too. I feel tired but hey, it's almost Friday! ",We are half way through!! How do you get to work?,"In train, and then I take another public transport. It's so crooowded. What about you? "
31416,"Good Morning Reddit, what are your plans today?",clobber a book (the mayor of casterbridge),is it a good book?
31417,clobber a book (the mayor of casterbridge),is it a good book?,Yessss I love the author 
31418,"Good Morning Reddit, what are your plans today?",I'm about to go to finish my Thursday and go to sleep. So good dreams are my plans! ,enjoy your sleep!
31419,I'm about to go to finish my Thursday and go to sleep. So good dreams are my plans! ,enjoy your sleep!,Thank you :) have a good day
31420,"Good Morning Reddit, what are your plans today?",Go to school go home and study for my AP Psychology and AP US History exam. ,Good luck with the exam!
31421,Go to school go home and study for my AP Psychology and AP US History exam. ,Good luck with the exam!,Thank you!
31422,"Looking for a new tv show to binge, any suggestions?","Wentworth!! It's like the darker, better cousin to Orange is the New Black. So much better. ","haven't heard of this one, i'll have to check it out!"
31423,"Wentworth!! It's like the darker, better cousin to Orange is the New Black. So much better. ","haven't heard of this one, i'll have to check it out!",Yeah a lot of people haven't. But it is so so so much better. Let me know what you think! 
31424,I always associated numbers with genders as a kid.,You mean numbuhs,"I guess 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 8 and 0 are numbros"
31425,You mean numbuhs,"I guess 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 8 and 0 are numbros",And the rest are numbritas?
31426,"I guess 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 8 and 0 are numbros",And the rest are numbritas?,They probably wear numbreros when it's hot out
31427,"I guess 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 8 and 0 are numbros",And the rest are numbritas?,numbhoes
31428,And the rest are numbritas?,numbhoes,Numbitches
31429,numbhoes,Numbitches,Numbabes
31430,numbhoes,Numbitches,You said numbitches though?
31431,Numbitches,You said numbitches though?,they said numbritas
31432,Numbitches,You said numbitches though?,I said numbiiiiiiiiitch
31433,I always associated numbers with genders as a kid.,"See I watched the cartoon too, but for me, 0,1,3,5,7 are male and 2,4,6 and 9 are female. ",8 is asexual I guess.
31434,"See I watched the cartoon too, but for me, 0,1,3,5,7 are male and 2,4,6 and 9 are female. ",8 is asexual I guess.,"*agender or nonbinary. Asexual is a sexuality, not a gender. "
31435,"See I watched the cartoon too, but for me, 0,1,3,5,7 are male and 2,4,6 and 9 are female. ",8 is asexual I guess.,8 is a housewife. 9 is a business woman.
31436,8 is asexual I guess.,8 is a housewife. 9 is a business woman.,Yessss
31437,8 is a housewife. 9 is a business woman.,Yessss,"Lol...,finally! I knew everyone else was joking."
31438,"See I watched the cartoon too, but for me, 0,1,3,5,7 are male and 2,4,6 and 9 are female. ",8 is asexual I guess.,"Ha, I didn't even notice. I feel 8 is more male. "
31439,I always associated numbers with genders as a kid.,"Even numbers were female, and odd numbers were male. Who can explain the way the mind works?","Try learning French. The table is male, the chair is female."
31440,"Even numbers were female, and odd numbers were male. Who can explain the way the mind works?","Try learning French. The table is male, the chair is female.",Une table et une chaise. Both are female what are you saying? 
31441,"Try learning French. The table is male, the chair is female.",Une table et une chaise. Both are female what are you saying? ,Un bureau peut-etre?
31442,Une table et une chaise. Both are female what are you saying? ,Un bureau peut-etre?,Probably 
31443,Une table et une chaise. Both are female what are you saying? ,Un bureau peut-etre?,Croissant?
31444,"Try learning French. The table is male, the chair is female.",Une table et une chaise. Both are female what are you saying? ,Une penis.
31445,Une table et une chaise. Both are female what are you saying? ,Une penis.,What? 
31446,Une penis.,What? ,Isn't penis feminine?
31447,What? ,Isn't penis feminine?,Feminine 🅱️enis?
31448,What? ,Isn't penis feminine?,Masculine.
31449,What? ,Isn't penis feminine?,He means “la bite” which is more like dick/cock
31450,Une table et une chaise. Both are female what are you saying? ,Une penis.,*un pénis
31451,I always associated numbers with genders as a kid.,I always thought of dogs as boys and cats as girls,Kevin?
31452,I always thought of dogs as boys and cats as girls,Kevin?,Hart?
31453,Kevin?,Hart?,Kevin's heart?
31454,Kevin?,Hart?,"Dad, give me the fucking money. I SAW YOU PUT YOUR FOOT ON IT DAD!"
31455,I always associated numbers with genders as a kid.,I always thought of dogs as boys and cats as girls,"That's because all dogs are Good Boys, and all cats are Precious Princesses "
31456,I always thought of dogs as boys and cats as girls,"That's because all dogs are Good Boys, and all cats are Precious Princesses ",What about all the Good Girls and furball boys?
31457,I always associated numbers with genders as a kid.,I always thought of dogs as boys and cats as girls,"Sugar and spice and everything nice, that's what little girls are made out of. "
31458,I always thought of dogs as boys and cats as girls,"Sugar and spice and everything nice, that's what little girls are made out of. ",Shells and snail and puppy dog tails....
31459,"Sugar and spice and everything nice, that's what little girls are made out of. ",Shells and snail and puppy dog tails....,Snakes maybe??
31460,I've been searching for a new hobby but I can't find anything that interests me,Hiking or photography? I’m kind of assuming you live in a rural-ish area. ,"No, I live in a city that doesn't have many places to go to."
31461,Hiking or photography? I’m kind of assuming you live in a rural-ish area. ,"No, I live in a city that doesn't have many places to go to.","Oh, my bad. Urban exploration? I recommend a book called Access All Areas."
31462,"No, I live in a city that doesn't have many places to go to.","Oh, my bad. Urban exploration? I recommend a book called Access All Areas.",Is this book made specifically for the US or the UK? Coz I live outside.
31463,I've been searching for a new hobby but I can't find anything that interests me,Programming?,I write code for a living :D
31464,Programming?,I write code for a living :D,"Ah, well... :D Are you working on any personal project?"
31465,I write code for a living :D,"Ah, well... :D Are you working on any personal project?","No, I don't really have a business mindset."
31466,"Give me a word from your native language (or just one you know) that doesn't have a single-word English translation, and I'll try to make up a word that it translates to",My native language is English. :(,"Then give me an idea that doesn't have a word but needs one, everyone can participate!
"
31467,My native language is English. :(,"Then give me an idea that doesn't have a word but needs one, everyone can participate!
",Dictionary of Sorrows i think had a thing going. Check it out 
31468,"Then give me an idea that doesn't have a word but needs one, everyone can participate!
",Dictionary of Sorrows i think had a thing going. Check it out ,"Oh that’s awesome, I’ll definitely take a look at that sometime"
31469,"Give me a word from your native language (or just one you know) that doesn't have a single-word English translation, and I'll try to make up a word that it translates to","Wrench, (as in tool).","Well, the English word for wrench would be wrench."
31470,"Wrench, (as in tool).","Well, the English word for wrench would be wrench.","Nope, it's 'spanner' :&gt;)"
31471,Who are you? Are you happy with you?,I’m a depressed piece of shit that needs to improve,"Hey, we all need to improve. You're not a piece of shit."
31472,I’m a depressed piece of shit that needs to improve,"Hey, we all need to improve. You're not a piece of shit.","Well, you don’t know me so you can’t say I’m not "
31473,"Hey, we all need to improve. You're not a piece of shit.","Well, you don’t know me so you can’t say I’m not ",Why do you think you are?
31474,Who are you? Are you happy with you?,A wandering meteor in the sky.,Are... are you Aesop rock?
31475,A wandering meteor in the sky.,Are... are you Aesop rock?,Definitely not.
31476,Who are you? Are you happy with you?,I am a thicc human and happy with it.,What does that mean?
31477,I am a thicc human and happy with it.,What does that mean?,I'm fat. That's all you need to know.
31478,What does that mean?,I'm fat. That's all you need to know.,But you're okay with yourself?
31479,I'm fat. That's all you need to know.,But you're okay with yourself?,Yes.
31480,But you're okay with yourself?,Yes.,Then who cares!
31481,Who are you? Are you happy with you?,I'm an adventurer who wanders through life looking for experiences that will last a lifetime.,Gound any yet?
31482,I'm an adventurer who wanders through life looking for experiences that will last a lifetime.,Gound any yet?,I'm planning a through hike of the Pacific Crest trail next year. 
31483,Gound any yet?,I'm planning a through hike of the Pacific Crest trail next year. ,Well thats excitint!
31484,What's going right in your life?,"Nothing of importance.

Just the daily grind; Work, come home, tv/videogames, repeat","There's something to be said for a quiet life, I suppose. Anything good on television?"
31485,"Nothing of importance.

Just the daily grind; Work, come home, tv/videogames, repeat","There's something to be said for a quiet life, I suppose. Anything good on television?","Not really, I'm forcing myself to find stuff to watch now.  I'm out of material "
31486,I'm going to be a father!!,/r/predaddit is a pretty friendly place.,"Awesome, thanks! Just subscribed!"
31487,/r/predaddit is a pretty friendly place.,"Awesome, thanks! Just subscribed!","My baby girl's almost 2 and I still subscribe.
"
31488,/r/predaddit is a pretty friendly place.,"Awesome, thanks! Just subscribed!",/r/daddit too. Once you graduate and all.
31489,"Awesome, thanks! Just subscribed!",/r/daddit too. Once you graduate and all.,Question: is there a diploma involved?
31490,/r/daddit too. Once you graduate and all.,Question: is there a diploma involved?,Nope
31491,Question: is there a diploma involved?,Nope,Ugh... it’s fine. I’ll get one for my Master’s around the time the baby arrives anyway :p
31492,I'm going to be a father!!,What are your thoughts on vaccinations? ,OH shit. Bringing out the controversial topics straight away. 
31493,What are your thoughts on vaccinations? ,OH shit. Bringing out the controversial topics straight away. ,I gotta be me.
31494,I'm going to be a father!!,"I'm expecting my first child at the end of November, no advice, just terrified haha",Haha we’ll make it!! Congratulations and good luck!
31495,"I'm expecting my first child at the end of November, no advice, just terrified haha",Haha we’ll make it!! Congratulations and good luck!,Congrats to you man it sounds like you guys actually planned yours 
31496,I'm going to be a father!!,"Now you can say ""I am your father"" to someone. Congrats!",Do... do I have to cut off their hand first?
31497,"Now you can say ""I am your father"" to someone. Congrats!",Do... do I have to cut off their hand first?,No no don't do that!!
31498,Do... do I have to cut off their hand first?,No no don't do that!!,PHEW!!! I don’t think I coulda gone through with it. Even if I’ve always loved those movies :p
31499,I want to start reading books for fun again,Get Kindle unlimited. And go wild exploring their books.,Does that come with Amazon Prime?
31500,Get Kindle unlimited. And go wild exploring their books.,Does that come with Amazon Prime?,You do get a selection of like 5 free books per month on Prime
31501,Anyone else hate their birthdays because it only makes you realize how lonely you are?,Happy birthday! ,Thank you!
31502,Happy birthday! ,Thank you!,I have had many bdays that were lonely. Can i ask how old you turned today?
31503,Thank you!,I have had many bdays that were lonely. Can i ask how old you turned today?,I have turned 24... And this is my first time having it alone. I just feel.....awful about it
31504,"Just got wisdom teeth taken out, lets play a game or i will tell you your fortune","Should I go to trade school and do what I want to do, or go to college but earn more money?",Trade school. College isn't worth it. Learn something useful.  You'll become successful.  
31505,"Should I go to trade school and do what I want to do, or go to college but earn more money?",Trade school. College isn't worth it. Learn something useful.  You'll become successful.  ,Thank you good sir!
31506,"Just got wisdom teeth taken out, lets play a game or i will tell you your fortune",I’m game! What’s in my stars?!,Youre going to watch a really good movie in the next two days.
31507,I’m game! What’s in my stars?!,Youre going to watch a really good movie in the next two days.,"Sweet, I had the new Westworld episode to watch, do you reckon that’s it?"
31508,Youre going to watch a really good movie in the next two days.,"Sweet, I had the new Westworld episode to watch, do you reckon that’s it?",Only if theres crime
31509,"Sweet, I had the new Westworld episode to watch, do you reckon that’s it?",Only if theres crime,"So I should keep my eye out for a Crime film, eh?thanks, I wish you a speedy recovery!"
31510,Only if theres crime,"So I should keep my eye out for a Crime film, eh?thanks, I wish you a speedy recovery!",Thanks! My nouth hurts :( 
31511,"Just got wisdom teeth taken out, lets play a game or i will tell you your fortune",I need some new songs to listen to- what do you recommend? ,Ive really been loving the band highly suspect lately. 
31512,I need some new songs to listen to- what do you recommend? ,Ive really been loving the band highly suspect lately. ,ah ok i'll have to listen to them!
31513,I realized how happy I am with my SO,r/happyrelationships wants to hear about this too!!! and it is a lovely story.,Haha seems a sub for me probably. 
31514,r/happyrelationships wants to hear about this too!!! and it is a lovely story.,Haha seems a sub for me probably. ,Good. Go to there!!!
31515,Haha seems a sub for me probably. ,Good. Go to there!!!,It says that it is for engaged people. Does it matter? 
31516,I realized how happy I am with my SO,r/happyrelationships wants to hear about this too!!! and it is a lovely story.,"Aw that’s such a beauty sub :,) "
31517,r/happyrelationships wants to hear about this too!!! and it is a lovely story.,"Aw that’s such a beauty sub :,) ",I saw and posted by tagging my SO lol 
31518,I realized how happy I am with my SO,You just reminded me about rollerblading. I’m so buying some new ones. ,Is rollerblading hard?? I wanna learn now after yesterday 
31519,You just reminded me about rollerblading. I’m so buying some new ones. ,Is rollerblading hard?? I wanna learn now after yesterday ,It wasn’t when I was younger and more limber. Lol. 
31520,Is rollerblading hard?? I wanna learn now after yesterday ,It wasn’t when I was younger and more limber. Lol. ,Hahaha I’m young but not limber 
31521,Community Conversation: Avengers Infinity War,Good bot.,but. ..bbut I'm not a bot ;_;
31522,Good bot.,but. ..bbut I'm not a bot ;_;,but. ..bbut I'm not a human ;_;
31523,Community Conversation: Avengers Infinity War,"Spoiler??



The ending was a let down","the ending was an illusion, i have a feeling. "
31524,"Spoiler??



The ending was a let down","the ending was an illusion, i have a feeling. ",Are you sure you wanr Infinity War to go all Sonic Mania on us?
31525,Community Conversation: Avengers Infinity War,Where the fuck was Hawkeye? That’s my number 1 question!,Someone in his family probably disintegrated in front of him lol
31526,Where the fuck was Hawkeye? That’s my number 1 question!,Someone in his family probably disintegrated in front of him lol,...why was the lol added...
31527,Someone in his family probably disintegrated in front of him lol,...why was the lol added...,for the lolz
31528,Community Conversation: Avengers Infinity War,Where the fuck was Hawkeye? That’s my number 1 question!,"Y O U  S H O U L D  H A V E  G O N E  F O R
T H E  H E A D"
31529,Where the fuck was Hawkeye? That’s my number 1 question!,"Y O U  S H O U L D  H A V E  G O N E  F O R
T H E  H E A D",Y O U S H O U L D H A V E G O N E F O R T H E D E A D
31530,What video games have you been playing this week?,I've been playing Dark Souls a lot lately.,Dark Souls like games scare me.
31531,I've been playing Dark Souls a lot lately.,Dark Souls like games scare me.,Why is that?
31532,Dark Souls like games scare me.,Why is that?,I seen livestreams of people playing souls like games and they always get frustrated.
31533,Write your country in the comments and others state a positive stereotype that comes to mind!,Norway,Free education 
31534,Norway,Free education ,beautiful landscapes and friendly people
31535,Write your country in the comments and others state a positive stereotype that comes to mind!,Canada,"The most inclusive people I've had the pleasure to bump into, sorry!"
31536,Canada,"The most inclusive people I've had the pleasure to bump into, sorry!","Sorry! 

Remember, both people have to apologize! Lol"
31537,Write your country in the comments and others state a positive stereotype that comes to mind!,The Netherlands,I'm not going to attempt to spell the name of those chocolate toast sprinkles
31538,The Netherlands,I'm not going to attempt to spell the name of those chocolate toast sprinkles,"Haha okay, I'll give you the first part: Hagel[....]"
31539,I'm not going to attempt to spell the name of those chocolate toast sprinkles,"Haha okay, I'll give you the first part: Hagel[....]",SLAGH
31540,"Haha okay, I'll give you the first part: Hagel[....]",SLAGH,I give it a PASS! :D
31541,Write your country in the comments and others state a positive stereotype that comes to mind!,The Netherlands,"Fun, friendly, sensible. Plus you have nice flowers"
31542,The Netherlands,"Fun, friendly, sensible. Plus you have nice flowers",Thanks for those points :D Especially the sensible part is something we're quite proud of haha.
31543,Write your country in the comments and others state a positive stereotype that comes to mind!,[Gulp] United States,Amazing fast food?
31544,[Gulp] United States,Amazing fast food?,You know it!
31545,Write your country in the comments and others state a positive stereotype that comes to mind!,Belgium,"You know what people are gonna say, FOOD!"
31546,Belgium,"You know what people are gonna say, FOOD!",Hmm i was expecting beer
31547,Write your country in the comments and others state a positive stereotype that comes to mind!,The UK.,"Respectful! Even if you're saying something awful, you can make it sound respectful! "
31548,The UK.,"Respectful! Even if you're saying something awful, you can make it sound respectful! ",Would definitely depend on what part of the UK one is from..
31549,"Respectful! Even if you're saying something awful, you can make it sound respectful! ",Would definitely depend on what part of the UK one is from..,Indeed. But stereotypes. 
31550,My boyfriend and I held hands at a party and while walking through a city and didn't get assaulted,I'm happy for you. Europe or America?,Thank you! America
31551,I'm happy for you. Europe or America?,Thank you! America,this is endearing to here. Happy for y'all indeed. 
31552,I'm happy for you. Europe or America?,Thank you! America,what state?
31553,My boyfriend and I held hands at a party and while walking through a city and didn't get assaulted,"Gay high five!

I hope to do that with my future girlfriend at some point too. ",Gays are stealing the High Five! /s
31554,"Gay high five!

I hope to do that with my future girlfriend at some point too. ",Gays are stealing the High Five! /s,High fives are gay culture now you heard it first lads. 
31555,My boyfriend and I held hands at a party and while walking through a city and didn't get assaulted,"Gross, hand holding!   Take that over to the smut peddlers at /r/handholding!",You know who was had hands? The Devil! And he uses em for...holding!
31556,"Gross, hand holding!   Take that over to the smut peddlers at /r/handholding!",You know who was had hands? The Devil! And he uses em for...holding!,Hahaha
31557,My boyfriend and I held hands at a party and while walking through a city and didn't get assaulted,Why did you expect to be?,Because of the years of horrible people hating on people different from themselves....
31558,Why did you expect to be?,Because of the years of horrible people hating on people different from themselves....,Bs
31559,When you write down numbers from 1 to 9. I've always felt they are standing in a line _doing_ something. Like interacting with each other.,"Poor 0

Grossed out by 7 now.","Allow me to also ruin minus four degrees for you:

-4°

There, it's a man taking a dump"
31560,"Poor 0

Grossed out by 7 now.","Allow me to also ruin minus four degrees for you:

-4°

There, it's a man taking a dump",Oh my god...what have you done to me..
31561,My life is coming together and I couldn't be more excited,\*high five\*,Haha *high five* sorry for leaving you hanging for 4 hours
31562,\*high five\*,Haha *high five* sorry for leaving you hanging for 4 hours,But just think of the arm workout he got 💪 
31563,My life is coming together and I couldn't be more excited,Good for you!,Thanks!
31564,Good for you!,Thanks!,You're very welcome!
31565,I'm so proud of my wife,This made me smile?,I'm Ron Burgandy?
31566,This made me smile?,I'm Ron Burgandy?,Nope just fat fingers LMAO. It's funny how one squiggle changes an entire statement!
31567,I just realized why we call the president POTUS and his wife FLORUS,What the fuck dude. I've been lied to my entire life,What were you told?
31568,What the fuck dude. I've been lied to my entire life,What were you told?,I'm wondering the same 
31569,I just realized why we call the president POTUS and his wife FLORUS,Aye my dude. A couple other common ones are PEOTUS (President-Elect) and SCOTUS (Supreme Court),huh. i didn't know about PEOTUS
31570,Aye my dude. A couple other common ones are PEOTUS (President-Elect) and SCOTUS (Supreme Court),huh. i didn't know about PEOTUS,It's because literally no one says it. He made it up.
31571,I just realized why we call the president POTUS and his wife FLORUS,"And the Supreme Court is SCOTUS.

I think they all sound dumb as hell, though.",Man all it needs is the R
31572,"And the Supreme Court is SCOTUS.

I think they all sound dumb as hell, though.",Man all it needs is the R,The Tale of SCROTUS McBoogerballs
31573,Man all it needs is the R,The Tale of SCROTUS McBoogerballs,Better than SCROTUS Mc Scrotface at least.
31574,The Tale of SCROTUS McBoogerballs,Better than SCROTUS Mc Scrotface at least.,SCROTUS von ScrotSac. 
31575,Man all it needs is the R,The Tale of SCROTUS McBoogerballs,Take my damn upvote.
31576,"And the Supreme Court is SCOTUS.

I think they all sound dumb as hell, though.",Man all it needs is the R,"LORD SCROTUS RULES THE WASTELAND 

(Scrotus is the name of the warlord in the Mad Max game lol)"
31577,"And the Supreme Court is SCOTUS.

I think they all sound dumb as hell, though.",Man all it needs is the R,Supreme Court Recorder of the United States?
31578,"And the Supreme Court is SCOTUS.

I think they all sound dumb as hell, though.",Man all it needs is the R,SCROTUS - So Called Ruler Of The United States
31579,Man all it needs is the R,SCROTUS - So Called Ruler Of The United States,This should be a thing
31580,Man all it needs is the R,SCROTUS - So Called Ruler Of The United States,"Holy shit, I kind-of love this suddenly, ha."
31581,Man all it needs is the R,SCROTUS - So Called Ruler Of The United States,That definitely describes him 
31582,SCROTUS - So Called Ruler Of The United States,That definitely describes him ,GEOTUS TOO MAGA
31583,"And the Supreme Court is SCOTUS.

I think they all sound dumb as hell, though.",Man all it needs is the R,"I agree. R is one of the most menacing of words. It's why they call it murder, and not muckduck."
31584,"And the Supreme Court is SCOTUS.

I think they all sound dumb as hell, though.",Man all it needs is the R,"SCROTUS, leader of the Sex-Nauts and Lord Dump."
31585,I just realized why we call the president POTUS and his wife FLORUS,"And the Supreme Court is SCOTUS.

I think they all sound dumb as hell, though.",Hate it as much as GOAT.
31586,"And the Supreme Court is SCOTUS.

I think they all sound dumb as hell, though.",Hate it as much as GOAT.,Still don't know that one
31587,Hate it as much as GOAT.,Still don't know that one,greatest of all time
31588,Still don't know that one,greatest of all time,Thanks
31589,"And the Supreme Court is SCOTUS.

I think they all sound dumb as hell, though.",Hate it as much as GOAT.,/r/hiphopheads favourite word 
31590,I just realized why we call the president POTUS and his wife FLORUS,SCOTUS sounds like a bad std,SCROTUS
31591,SCOTUS sounds like a bad std,SCROTUS,I like the way you think spectraldorito
31592,SCROTUS,I like the way you think spectraldorito,"not sure why, but when thats lower case i keep reading it as 'spectral *dildo*'"
31593,I like the way you think spectraldorito,"not sure why, but when thats lower case i keep reading it as 'spectral *dildo*'", I also like the way you think
31594,"not sure why, but when thats lower case i keep reading it as 'spectral *dildo*'", I also like the way you think,I like the way you like the way those people think. 
31595, I also like the way you think,I like the way you like the way those people think. ,I like the way you like the way they like the way those people think.
31596,SCROTUS,I like the way you think spectraldorito,Thanks
31597,SCOTUS sounds like a bad std,SCROTUS,SCARBORUS SCROTUS! *Revs chainsaw*
31598,SCOTUS sounds like a bad std,SCROTUS,SCROTUM:  So Called Ruler Of The United Mess 🤪
31599,SCOTUS sounds like a bad std,SCROTUS,Hahah that’s me!
31600,SCOTUS sounds like a bad std,SCROTUS,That's just the most badass of all Caesar's warriors.
31601,I just realized why we call the president POTUS and his wife FLORUS,Somebody needs to watch The West Wing,And tell your friend POTUS that he has a funny name.
31602,Somebody needs to watch The West Wing,And tell your friend POTUS that he has a funny name.,😀
31603,And tell your friend POTUS that he has a funny name.,😀,Username checks out.
31604,I just realized why we call the president POTUS and his wife FLORUS,**F**irst **L**ady **O**f **RUS**sia?,"Well she was born there and then continued to stay in the US illegally so sure, why not "
31605,**F**irst **L**ady **O**f **RUS**sia?,"Well she was born there and then continued to stay in the US illegally so sure, why not ","She was born in Slovenia, which is not Russia."
31606,I just realized why we call the president POTUS and his wife FLORUS,**F**irst **L**ady **O**f **RUS**sia?,Collusion confirmed. 
31607,**F**irst **L**ady **O**f **RUS**sia?,Collusion confirmed. ,**Half Life 3 CONFIRMED!**
31608,Now that I have a girlfriend I can't stop listening to 30-50s songs,"You’re a mighty mighty man, you’re young and in your prime 🎶",Ohhhh bongo bongo bongo...
31609,"You’re a mighty mighty man, you’re young and in your prime 🎶",Ohhhh bongo bongo bongo...,Ain’t that a kick in the head
31610,Now that I have a girlfriend I can't stop listening to 30-50s songs,... just fucking kill me,I made Kool aid for the both of us. 
31611,... just fucking kill me,I made Kool aid for the both of us. ,Thanks Jim
31612,Now that I have a girlfriend I can't stop listening to 30-50s songs,"If it's on Spotify, could you shoot me a link? Or like a screenshot of the playlist. Congrats!",Yeah I'd also like to see the playlist if it's on Spotify
31613,"If it's on Spotify, could you shoot me a link? Or like a screenshot of the playlist. Congrats!",Yeah I'd also like to see the playlist if it's on Spotify,"It's all on my phone, but you can try searching ""diamond city radio"""
31614,Let's talk about your SO,She does not and will not exist. ,"Lies, she'll find you"
31615,She does not and will not exist. ,"Lies, she'll find you",Better tell her to hurry up then. 
31616,"Lies, she'll find you",Better tell her to hurry up then. ,The only answer here I can relate to ^. There is such a thing as “too late.” 
31617,She does not and will not exist. ,"Lies, she'll find you",You don’t know that. Only he/she can change that. 
31618,She does not and will not exist. ,"Lies, she'll find you",Agreed. Mine found me when I was about thinking about suicide. 
31619,Female (22) would like to chat for a while, Are you left or right handed?,Right handed...why?
31620, Are you left or right handed?,Right handed...why?,Making sure you're not one of them evil lefties!
31621, Are you left or right handed?,Right handed...why?,What's for dinner?
31622,Right handed...why?,What's for dinner?,"I had some salad and some pork. So, pretty simple dinner."
31623,What's for dinner?,"I had some salad and some pork. So, pretty simple dinner.",What kind of salad? Dressing? How'd you cook the pork? What part of the piggy? 
31624,RIP Avicii :(,Damn he died? He was good. I have a few good memories tied to some of his songs. RIP,"Yeah man. It took me a minute to process the whole thing. 

"
31625,Damn he died? He was good. I have a few good memories tied to some of his songs. RIP,"Yeah man. It took me a minute to process the whole thing. 

",I actually thought he sung my favorite song by him. I just found out he was just the producer. 
31626,"My 18yo foster son just learned that he is getting a 100% free ride to a 4-year college. First in his family to ever go to college. I am so, so proud of him.","That's awesome, but if he's 18 he's a legal adult, why can't you post that stuff?","The *youth* is allowed to post his info at 18, but not anyone else...."
31627,"That's awesome, but if he's 18 he's a legal adult, why can't you post that stuff?","The *youth* is allowed to post his info at 18, but not anyone else....",Correct.
31628,"My 18yo foster son just learned that he is getting a 100% free ride to a 4-year college. First in his family to ever go to college. I am so, so proud of him.",Too bad he aint yo blood!!,Blood doesn't make a family. He's my kid.
31629,Too bad he aint yo blood!!,Blood doesn't make a family. He's my kid.,"dude youve known him for six months. 

He is not your kid. you dont even know him. "
31630,Blood doesn't make a family. He's my kid.,"dude youve known him for six months. 

He is not your kid. you dont even know him. ",Looks like someone didn’t have a nice childhood 
31631,Blood doesn't make a family. He's my kid.,"dude youve known him for six months. 

He is not your kid. you dont even know him. ",You seem like a hateful person.
31632,"dude youve known him for six months. 

He is not your kid. you dont even know him. ",You seem like a hateful person.,you seem like a person that doesnt know what hateful means
31633,You seem like a hateful person.,you seem like a person that doesnt know what hateful means,"You really are, though. You made 2 comment shitting on OP why it isn’t their kid, but it is."
31634,you seem like a person that doesnt know what hateful means,"You really are, though. You made 2 comment shitting on OP why it isn’t their kid, but it is.",You still dont know what that word means.
31635,"You really are, though. You made 2 comment shitting on OP why it isn’t their kid, but it is.",You still dont know what that word means.,"You keep shitting on OP and acting like a douche to them, no?"
31636,I just today discovered that other people can picture things in their mind and it blows my mind,Can you taste flavor just by thinking about them.  Like thinking of a pickle or lime?,"Nope can't taste them, didn't know that was a thing"
31637,Can you taste flavor just by thinking about them.  Like thinking of a pickle or lime?,"Nope can't taste them, didn't know that was a thing",What about touch? Like feeling like a snake’s skin or somefin
31638,I just today discovered that other people can picture things in their mind and it blows my mind,So what do you imagibe when you're like reading a novel?,Nothing really I just kind of read it and think about it 
31639,So what do you imagibe when you're like reading a novel?,Nothing really I just kind of read it and think about it ,I always assumed this was how everyone read. You have blown my mind right now
31640,Stop refreshing this subreddit looking for the things that you like to talk about and come say them to me.,I'm going to Finland Saturday morning so I'm definitely looking forward to that.,Currently working night shift at Finland... Then again I live here.
31641,I'm going to Finland Saturday morning so I'm definitely looking forward to that.,Currently working night shift at Finland... Then again I live here.,"Moi, miten menee? Missä Suomessa sä asut?"
31642,Currently working night shift at Finland... Then again I live here.,"Moi, miten menee? Missä Suomessa sä asut?","Hyvin menee! Asun etelässä, I'd rather not give an exact location, hope you understand."
31643,"Moi, miten menee? Missä Suomessa sä asut?","Hyvin menee! Asun etelässä, I'd rather not give an exact location, hope you understand.","Joo, ymmärrän. Mä menen keski-Suomeen. Mun sukulaiset asuvat Jyväskylän lähellä."
31644,Stop refreshing this subreddit looking for the things that you like to talk about and come say them to me.,"I was totally not refreshing this subreddit.... 

I'm cleaning out my car right now. ","I’m sure lol
Like in a car cleaning place or cleaning it by yourself? "
31645,"I was totally not refreshing this subreddit.... 

I'm cleaning out my car right now. ","I’m sure lol
Like in a car cleaning place or cleaning it by yourself? ",Cleaning it myself. 
31646,Stop refreshing this subreddit looking for the things that you like to talk about and come say them to me.,Just sitting here contemplating where everything went wrong.,"Wow this is such a mood lol
But jokes aside, are you okay? "
31647,Just sitting here contemplating where everything went wrong.,"Wow this is such a mood lol
But jokes aside, are you okay? ","I don't know, hopefully someday I will be lol."
31648,"Wow this is such a mood lol
But jokes aside, are you okay? ","I don't know, hopefully someday I will be lol.",Can i do anything to help? :( 
31649,"I don't know, hopefully someday I will be lol.",Can i do anything to help? :( ,Find me a girlfriend? lol
31650,Can i do anything to help? :( ,Find me a girlfriend? lol,"I’ll be damned if i find you a girlfriend before finding me a girlfriend lolol
"
31651,Find me a girlfriend? lol,"I’ll be damned if i find you a girlfriend before finding me a girlfriend lolol
",I thought you wanted to help...you're just like everyone else in my life :(
31652,"I’ll be damned if i find you a girlfriend before finding me a girlfriend lolol
",I thought you wanted to help...you're just like everyone else in my life :(,I’ll be your girlfriend for a box of chocolate everyday 
31653,I thought you wanted to help...you're just like everyone else in my life :(,I’ll be your girlfriend for a box of chocolate everyday ,Nah I'll just buy the chocolate for myself.
31654,How do you feel about your name?,"Used to hate mine, I like it now. It’s a Welsh name.",How did you begin liking it? 
31655,"Used to hate mine, I like it now. It’s a Welsh name.",How did you begin liking it? ,"I think it has to do with it not being a super common name. It’s uncommon, but not rare. "
31656,My band an I finally made it to spotify!,What's the band's name? Congratulations! ,"The band its called Webo 
And thanks!!"
31657,What's the band's name? Congratulations! ,"The band its called Webo 
And thanks!!",Webo as in 'huevo'? (Egg in Spanish)
31658,"The band its called Webo 
And thanks!!",Webo as in 'huevo'? (Egg in Spanish),Yes! Hahaha
31659,Webo as in 'huevo'? (Egg in Spanish),Yes! Hahaha,"Lmao my best wishes, I heard the track you got up, shit's legit."
31660,Yes! Hahaha,"Lmao my best wishes, I heard the track you got up, shit's legit.",Thank you!!!
31661,My band an I finally made it to spotify!,"Congrats, bro!
I’d love to listen!",Heyy I can send you the link through DM!
31662,"Congrats, bro!
I’d love to listen!",Heyy I can send you the link through DM!,Cool! I'm eager! :)
31663,"Congrats, bro!
I’d love to listen!",Heyy I can send you the link through DM!,Can you send it to me also?
31664,Heyy I can send you the link through DM!,Can you send it to me also?,Of course!
31665,Can you send it to me also?,Of course!,"I’ll take a listen, if you don’t mind I’ll take a link too"
31666,Of course!,"I’ll take a listen, if you don’t mind I’ll take a link too",Sure!
31667,"I’ll take a listen, if you don’t mind I’ll take a link too",Sure!,Not to be a bother... but I'm interested in hearing it too.
31668,Sure!,Not to be a bother... but I'm interested in hearing it too.,^ found the Brit 
31669,"I’ll take a listen, if you don’t mind I’ll take a link too",Sure!,Could you please send it to me too? Would love to give you feedback!
31670,"I’ll take a listen, if you don’t mind I’ll take a link too",Sure!,I would love a link too.
31671,"I’ll take a listen, if you don’t mind I’ll take a link too",Sure!,"Me too, please. "
31672,"I’ll take a listen, if you don’t mind I’ll take a link too",Sure!,I mean if your just handing out links I wouldn't mind one also.
31673,Sure!,I mean if your just handing out links I wouldn't mind one also.,Of course!
31674,"I’ll take a listen, if you don’t mind I’ll take a link too",Sure!,I'd also love a link! I love finding new music :)
31675,"Congrats, bro!
I’d love to listen!",Heyy I can send you the link through DM!,"me too please!
"
31676,"Congrats, bro!
I’d love to listen!",Heyy I can send you the link through DM!,Can I also have a link through DM? :)
31677,"Congrats, bro!
I’d love to listen!",Heyy I can send you the link through DM!,Can I give you guys a listen too? :)
31678,My band an I finally made it to spotify!,Congrats dude! What do you play?,I play bass!!
31679,Congrats dude! What do you play?,I play bass!!,Whoa then you must be Reinaldo's student too! Rock on man!
31680,I play bass!!,Whoa then you must be Reinaldo's student too! Rock on man!,"Yes!!
"
31681,Congrats dude! What do you play?,I play bass!!,Yessssss
31682,My band an I finally made it to spotify!,it's really good! you deserve it my friend!!!,Thanks!!!
31683,it's really good! you deserve it my friend!!!,Thanks!!!,😉
31684,My band an I finally made it to spotify!,With all the positive things I read here I am definitely gonna give it a listen :),APRECIATE IT!
31685,With all the positive things I read here I am definitely gonna give it a listen :),APRECIATE IT!,"SO DEMANDING. I WILL APPRECIATE IT THEN, SHEESSSH. "
31686,APRECIATE IT!,"SO DEMANDING. I WILL APPRECIATE IT THEN, SHEESSSH. ",YOU BETTER
31687,My band an I finally made it to spotify!,Added to my Playlist,Thanks a lot!!
31688,Added to my Playlist,Thanks a lot!!,"You guys play in the US, I'll see you if you get near me"
31689,Thanks a lot!!,"You guys play in the US, I'll see you if you get near me",Hahaha thanks!!
31690,Added to my Playlist,Thanks a lot!!,"Mainland I meant, CRINGE SORRY "
31691,What songs do you think have a good cover song of it?,"Johnny Cash's version of ""Hurt"" is better than the NiN original, imo. ",I can’t possibly agree with you more on this!
31692,"Johnny Cash's version of ""Hurt"" is better than the NiN original, imo. ",I can’t possibly agree with you more on this!,haha thanks! Just the amount of emotion he put into the song is mind blowing. 
31693,I can’t possibly agree with you more on this!,haha thanks! Just the amount of emotion he put into the song is mind blowing. ,Exactly! Don’t think anybody else could’ve done it any better than him.
31694,I'm boring. How are you doing today?,Hi. Im boring too,"Ayyye gotta represent.  How you doing, sir/mam boring?"
31695,Hi. Im boring too,"Ayyye gotta represent.  How you doing, sir/mam boring?",wasting time. you?
31696,I'm boring. How are you doing today?,"Hi boring,

I'm not dad - I'm well. ","I'm not a dad, either"
31697,"Hi boring,

I'm not dad - I'm well. ","I'm not a dad, either",Do you want to be a dad? 
31698,"I'm not a dad, either",Do you want to be a dad? ,Never
31699,What are you looking forward to this week?,I'm working a 24-hour shift on Friday. ,"Ouch sounds tough, but we got to get that paper somehow. Good luck dude!"
31700,I'm working a 24-hour shift on Friday. ,"Ouch sounds tough, but we got to get that paper somehow. Good luck dude!",I love my job (most of the time) it'll be exhausting but I'm excited. 
31701,"Ouch sounds tough, but we got to get that paper somehow. Good luck dude!",I love my job (most of the time) it'll be exhausting but I'm excited. ,What do you do? 
31702,I love my job (most of the time) it'll be exhausting but I'm excited. ,What do you do? ,I work in EMS
31703,"Ouch sounds tough, but we got to get that paper somehow. Good luck dude!",I love my job (most of the time) it'll be exhausting but I'm excited. ,Oh! well thats better if you love it!what is your job? 
31704,I love my job (most of the time) it'll be exhausting but I'm excited. ,Oh! well thats better if you love it!what is your job? ,I work in EMS 
31705,Ever woke up from a great dream depressed ?,"Happened to me before, too. It's odd missing somebody who doesn't exist. ",Emotional phantom pain?
31706,"Happened to me before, too. It's odd missing somebody who doesn't exist. ",Emotional phantom pain?,Something like that. It's happened to me twice in the last 4 weeks
31707,Emotional phantom pain?,Something like that. It's happened to me twice in the last 4 weeks,Sounds like you need to spend more time with your dream family...
31708,"Happened to me before, too. It's odd missing somebody who doesn't exist. ",Emotional phantom pain?,"Why are we still here? Just to suffer, each night I can feel my leg and my arm."
31709,Ever woke up from a great dream depressed ?,"Happened to me before, too. It's odd missing somebody who doesn't exist. ",But how do you know they don't exist? Maybe they do and they dream about you to
31710,"Happened to me before, too. It's odd missing somebody who doesn't exist. ",But how do you know they don't exist? Maybe they do and they dream about you to,"If that's the case, then it's odd missing somebody I haven't met yet. "
31711,Ever woke up from a great dream depressed ?,"Happened to me before, too. It's odd missing somebody who doesn't exist. ",Like a lover from a past life stepping into your life for a moment.
31712,"Happened to me before, too. It's odd missing somebody who doesn't exist. ",Like a lover from a past life stepping into your life for a moment.,That'd be an interesting writing prompt.
31713,Ever woke up from a great dream depressed ?,"No, But I just had a dream with Dr.Dre and another celebrity at the beach. It was weird",Go on...
31714,"No, But I just had a dream with Dr.Dre and another celebrity at the beach. It was weird",Go on...,Well I whip out my penis and they start spit-roasting me in the ass.
31715,Go on...,Well I whip out my penis and they start spit-roasting me in the ass.,Who is the other guy. Was Dre talking dirty ?
31716,Well I whip out my penis and they start spit-roasting me in the ass.,Who is the other guy. Was Dre talking dirty ?,"He was rapping dirty. The other guy was tom cruise, I remember now."
31717,Ever woke up from a great dream depressed ?,I almost thought I made this post.,Why?
31718,I almost thought I made this post.,Why?,It describes me so well which is strange because I don't usually have dreams like that.
31719,Just saw a snake on the Reddit front page and I’m so freaked out. Anyone want to share their phobia with me as a distraction?,"Horses. 

Fuck horses. ","instructions unclear, got dick stuck in a... you know where this is going..."
31720,"Horses. 

Fuck horses. ","instructions unclear, got dick stuck in a... you know where this is going...","Mr Hands certainly did(afterwards anyway).

"
31721,My mom bought a vibrator but doesn't know that it's a vibrator,protip: She knows.,"What the frick?

She ordered an xbox controller"
31722,protip: She knows.,"What the frick?

She ordered an xbox controller",Xbox Card**
31723,My mom bought a vibrator but doesn't know that it's a vibrator,"Separate Sub

""I ordered a vibrator and told my daughter I thought it was a neck massager.""",I'm a guy
31724,"Separate Sub

""I ordered a vibrator and told my daughter I thought it was a neck massager.""",I'm a guy,"Well, he’s a guy so..."
31725,I'm a guy,"Well, he’s a guy so...",She sounds hideous!
31726,"Well, he’s a guy so...",She sounds hideous!,It makes me happy that this is still referenced. 
31727,She sounds hideous!,It makes me happy that this is still referenced. ,Uhh khakis 
31728,It makes me happy that this is still referenced. ,Uhh khakis ,And a t-shirt
31729,Uhh khakis ,And a t-shirt,17-5
31730,"Separate Sub

""I ordered a vibrator and told my daughter I thought it was a neck massager.""",I'm a guy,"""Details changed for anonymity"""
31731,"Separate Sub

""I ordered a vibrator and told my daughter I thought it was a neck massager.""",I'm a guy,Proof not all redditors are assumed to be guys
31732,I'm a guy,Proof not all redditors are assumed to be guys,"Shh, don't let the radical feminists hear.. "
31733,"Separate Sub

""I ordered a vibrator and told my daughter I thought it was a neck massager.""",I'm a guy,Someone needs to break their arms.
31734,"Separate Sub

""I ordered a vibrator and told my daughter I thought it was a neck massager.""",I'm a guy,Jesus fuck
31735,My mom bought a vibrator but doesn't know that it's a vibrator,"Separate Sub

""I ordered a vibrator and told my daughter I thought it was a neck massager.""",It massages the neck of your vagina...
31736,"Separate Sub

""I ordered a vibrator and told my daughter I thought it was a neck massager.""",It massages the neck of your vagina...,For your cervical region. 
31737,It massages the neck of your vagina...,For your cervical region. ,That is one of the more confusing aspects of physiology....
31738,My mom bought a vibrator but doesn't know that it's a vibrator,So the kid who bought a bong really wanted a vase? ,"no, he really wanted an xbox remote"
31739,So the kid who bought a bong really wanted a vase? ,"no, he really wanted an xbox remote","*frick, he was right*"
31740,Boredom,You know asking people to not be creeps will only make them creeper.,True story.  Now we wait for the creeps....
31741,You know asking people to not be creeps will only make them creeper.,True story.  Now we wait for the creeps....,Is asking if my comment is creepy creepy?
31742,Boredom,Am i to late?,The train was about to leave.  You caught it on time. 
31743,Am i to late?,The train was about to leave.  You caught it on time. ,Oh nice i usually always get these post so late its frustrating
31744,The train was about to leave.  You caught it on time. ,Oh nice i usually always get these post so late its frustrating,"Well what kinda games do you like to play. Like video games, card games etc. "
31745,Boredom,I’m bored as well.. how is everyone?,Ready for it to be the weekend.  How are you?
31746,I’m bored as well.. how is everyone?,Ready for it to be the weekend.  How are you?,"Nice, have any plans? Eh I’m well and you?"
31747,Can you guys recommend me some podcasts?,Hello from the Magic Tavern is a great comedy fantasy based podcast. It's absolutely hilarious.,huge fantasy/sci fi fan. what kind of fantasy are we talking here?
31748,Hello from the Magic Tavern is a great comedy fantasy based podcast. It's absolutely hilarious.,huge fantasy/sci fi fan. what kind of fantasy are we talking here?,"Just like old magic, dragons, wizards, elves, etc. magic"
31749,Can you guys recommend me some podcasts?,The Joe Rogan Experience. All you need. ,never heard of it !                 /s   :S
31750,The Joe Rogan Experience. All you need. ,never heard of it !                 /s   :S,You can also watch them on youtube witch is equally awesome. 
31751,What Makes You Happy?,Not much. ,"Not much? That means there is something, what makes you even slightly less sad?"
31752,Not much. ,"Not much? That means there is something, what makes you even slightly less sad?",I like to sleep. 
31753,Longest you played a Video Game?,I've put about 400 or so hours into Skyrim. Theres always more things to do,I couldn't get into Skyrim.
31754,I've put about 400 or so hours into Skyrim. Theres always more things to do,I couldn't get into Skyrim.,And why is that? 
31755,I couldn't get into Skyrim.,And why is that? ,The computer i had at the time couldn't play it
31756,Longest you played a Video Game?,I've put about 400 or so hours into Skyrim. Theres always more things to do,Bruh I have 1000 hours in Skyrim
31757,I've put about 400 or so hours into Skyrim. Theres always more things to do,Bruh I have 1000 hours in Skyrim,Dude that's tight
31758,I've put about 400 or so hours into Skyrim. Theres always more things to do,Bruh I have 1000 hours in Skyrim,2000+ for me man.
31759,Longest you played a Video Game?,I've put in probably 500 hours to Hearthstone.,"One of the guys i knew was into that big time back in high school.
"
31760,I've put in probably 500 hours to Hearthstone.,"One of the guys i knew was into that big time back in high school.
",Do you know his name? He might be pro by now!
31761,"One of the guys i knew was into that big time back in high school.
",Do you know his name? He might be pro by now!,"I think his name was John, big Naruto fan. He didn't graduate, he moved out of town."
31762,What is that thing you always have on you?,Chapstick!! ,Lol I carry that a lot too in the winter time but never finish it alway loose it before then lol
31763,Chapstick!! ,Lol I carry that a lot too in the winter time but never finish it alway loose it before then lol,Same! 
31764,Lol I carry that a lot too in the winter time but never finish it alway loose it before then lol,Same! ,That’s how they stay in Business lol
31765,What is that thing you always have on you?,I always have a bottle of water with me. ,It’s very important to stay hydrated and is it a plastic bottle of a reusable one?
31766,I always have a bottle of water with me. ,It’s very important to stay hydrated and is it a plastic bottle of a reusable one?,I use both. But if I have a plastic bottle I usually reuse it till it starts smelling funny.
31767,It’s very important to stay hydrated and is it a plastic bottle of a reusable one?,I use both. But if I have a plastic bottle I usually reuse it till it starts smelling funny.,Awesome i like my metal one it stays cold for a long time
31768,What is that thing you always have on you?,I started carrying around a bottle of red crushed pepper ,Really why?
31769,I started carrying around a bottle of red crushed pepper ,Really why?,cause i like the taste and most food places dont have any! 
31770,Really why?,cause i like the taste and most food places dont have any! ,That is very true
31771,A former bully just called me to apologize,Now I'm a bit choked up.,"Give me a hug, Dad."
31772,Now I'm a bit choked up.,"Give me a hug, Dad.","No worries *hug* , let's go kick that ball."
31773,A former bully just called me to apologize,Billy Madison strikes again ,Yea make sure to mark him off that big list on your wall.
31774,Billy Madison strikes again ,Yea make sure to mark him off that big list on your wall.,I’m glad I called that guy 
31775,A former bully just called me to apologize,What if instead of hanging out he just wants to bully you some more,"I appreciate your concern, but that’s not the kind of person he is."
31776,What if instead of hanging out he just wants to bully you some more,"I appreciate your concern, but that’s not the kind of person he is.",I honestly just thought it was a funny thing to consider 
31777,"I appreciate your concern, but that’s not the kind of person he is.",I honestly just thought it was a funny thing to consider ,Oh....well that’s an interesting sense of humor.
31778,"What’s something you’re not that great at, but you really enjoy anyway?",Sleeping ,Oh that stinks - do you have insomnia? 
31779,Sleeping ,Oh that stinks - do you have insomnia? ,Oh yeah. I sleep like 5 nights a week 
31780,Oh that stinks - do you have insomnia? ,Oh yeah. I sleep like 5 nights a week ,Wow how do you function? Have you sought some help for that? 
31781,Oh yeah. I sleep like 5 nights a week ,Wow how do you function? Have you sought some help for that? ,"I dont, really. Yeah but it's a work in progress. "
31782,"What’s something you’re not that great at, but you really enjoy anyway?",Sports. ,Watching or playing? And what’s your favorite? 
31783,Sports. ,Watching or playing? And what’s your favorite? ,"Both! I like playing basketball, in particular, but I’m not very good at it. "
31784,Watching or playing? And what’s your favorite? ,"Both! I like playing basketball, in particular, but I’m not very good at it. ",Do you play pickup or on a local team? 
31785,"What’s something you’re not that great at, but you really enjoy anyway?",Video games,Favorite? 
31786,Video games,Favorite? ,Mortal Kombat
31787,Men makeup.,"I'd do that but only as a mask, because masks are cool and masks are fun.",I don’t get it. What do you mean by a mask? 
31788,"I'd do that but only as a mask, because masks are cool and masks are fun.",I don’t get it. What do you mean by a mask? ,The masks used for Masquerades.
31789,I don’t get it. What do you mean by a mask? ,The masks used for Masquerades.,Oh thaat I’m sorry my English isn’t the best 
31790,The masks used for Masquerades.,Oh thaat I’m sorry my English isn’t the best ,"I didn't elaborate, it's my fault :D"
31791,What I’ve learned from Reddit.,"Wow, that was awesome. ",Thanks!
31792,"Wow, that was awesome. ",Thanks!,You write beautifully. 
31793,What I’ve learned from Reddit.,OP are you a robot ,"Haha, what makes you question? "
31794,OP are you a robot ,"Haha, what makes you question? ","Haha, the way you said it was like some non-human giving a report to a superior and I loved it"
31795,What I’ve learned from Reddit.,Man...  This post is making me reflex and realize about a bunch of things... ,How do you feel? 
31796,Man...  This post is making me reflex and realize about a bunch of things... ,How do you feel? ,Good read op.
31797,Man...  This post is making me reflex and realize about a bunch of things... ,How do you feel? ,"Thoughtful, mostly "
31798,What I’ve learned from Reddit.,Fake and gay,Cynical and pessimistic 
31799,Fake and gay,Cynical and pessimistic ,Oh reddit
31800,What I’ve learned from Reddit.,What planet do you hail from?,"I’m actually from an asteroid, please don’t assume things. #3256 to be exact"
31801,What planet do you hail from?,"I’m actually from an asteroid, please don’t assume things. #3256 to be exact",My bad. So I gotta ask... do your people fart?
31802,Ketchup is one of my favorite sauces and no one seems to like it as much as I do!,Ketchup is awesome. Mustard can go die in a fire though. ,HAHAHA. I actually love mustard! It tastes good with ketchup too! 
31803,Ketchup is awesome. Mustard can go die in a fire though. ,HAHAHA. I actually love mustard! It tastes good with ketchup too! ,Oh yes! Ketchup and mustard are an awesome combination!
31804,"I’m high, let’s chat","You're the best, but the purple alligator is sitting too far to ypur left.",Is Gumby purple? Or is that Barny?
31805,"You're the best, but the purple alligator is sitting too far to ypur left.",Is Gumby purple? Or is that Barny?,I've nary a clue. But if you Rollerblade over that cloud you could find out.
31806,Is Gumby purple? Or is that Barny?,I've nary a clue. But if you Rollerblade over that cloud you could find out.,"Ok, let's go! I need my pants."
31807,I've nary a clue. But if you Rollerblade over that cloud you could find out.,"Ok, let's go! I need my pants.","They're on your head. 

Grab that mop to clean your glasses "
31808,Is Gumby purple? Or is that Barny?,I've nary a clue. But if you Rollerblade over that cloud you could find out.,"""I've nary a clue""? I'm not familiar with this phrase. Can you explain?"
31809,I've nary a clue. But if you Rollerblade over that cloud you could find out.,"""I've nary a clue""? I'm not familiar with this phrase. Can you explain?","It means: ""I have no idea"". 

My grandparents used to say it."
31810,"""I've nary a clue""? I'm not familiar with this phrase. Can you explain?","It means: ""I have no idea"". 

My grandparents used to say it.",Where were they from?
31811,"It means: ""I have no idea"". 

My grandparents used to say it.",Where were they from?,Scotland 
31812,Where were they from?,Scotland ,Awesome. (I'm a linguist and get really excited about dialectical difference hehe)
31813,"I’m high, let’s chat",im drunk wanna be friends,Yes! Let's be the bestest of friends!
31814,im drunk wanna be friends,Yes! Let's be the bestest of friends!,"cooool
"
31815,Yes! Let's be the bestest of friends!,"cooool
",Fo sho
31816,"I’m high, let’s chat","Hi high, I'm Dad!",\&lt;Insert some nerdy joke about physics and usernames\&gt;
31817,"Hi high, I'm Dad!",\&lt;Insert some nerdy joke about physics and usernames\&gt;,"For every joke about physics, there exists a joke about usernames such that..."
31818,"I’m high, let’s chat","How's the high life, my dude?",Most excellent
31819,"How's the high life, my dude?",Most excellent,Righteous 🤘🏻
31820,Let’s discuss unpopular opinions!,GIF is said with a soft G and anyone who says otherwise is misinformed or  heavily biased. ,"Wait, I thought was just generally accepted. Makes no sense the other way around."
31821,GIF is said with a soft G and anyone who says otherwise is misinformed or  heavily biased. ,"Wait, I thought was just generally accepted. Makes no sense the other way around.","i pronounce it as ""gift"" minus the ""t"" "
31822,"Wait, I thought was just generally accepted. Makes no sense the other way around.","i pronounce it as ""gift"" minus the ""t"" ",Precisely. The sound /g/. Not /dʒ/.
31823,GIF is said with a soft G and anyone who says otherwise is misinformed or  heavily biased. ,"Wait, I thought was just generally accepted. Makes no sense the other way around.","Some people pronounce it like the peanut butter brand, “jif,” which no. "
31824,"Wait, I thought was just generally accepted. Makes no sense the other way around.","Some people pronounce it like the peanut butter brand, “jif,” which no. ",That is the correct way to say it. 
31825,"Wait, I thought was just generally accepted. Makes no sense the other way around.","Some people pronounce it like the peanut butter brand, “jif,” which no. ",I hate that pronunciation. Just why even?
31826,"Wait, I thought was just generally accepted. Makes no sense the other way around.","Some people pronounce it like the peanut butter brand, “jif,” which no. ","Well, that is the way the inventor said it is pronounced and was normal in the 80s. "
31827,Let’s discuss unpopular opinions!,Halo 2 isn't a good game.,Fite me irl
31828,Halo 2 isn't a good game.,Fite me irl,1v1 me in literally any game besides Halo 2
31829,Fite me irl,1v1 me in literally any game besides Halo 2,But does any other game have tower of power? NO! Checkmate atheists! 
31830,Whats your favorite quote and why?,"I am the Senate.
- Palpatine ~ 30 bby",Not yet
31831,"I am the Senate.
- Palpatine ~ 30 bby",Not yet,"""there's a storm coming Ani, better get inside"""
31832,"I am the Senate.
- Palpatine ~ 30 bby",Not yet,"It's treason, then"
31833,What song just kills you?,"If you mean a song that gives you the feels, I’d say Vincent by Don McLean does this for me. ","""This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you."" "
31834,"If you mean a song that gives you the feels, I’d say Vincent by Don McLean does this for me. ","""This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you."" ",if u like punk rock nofx does a cover its fast and hard but still has that raw emotion
31835,"""This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you."" ",if u like punk rock nofx does a cover its fast and hard but still has that raw emotion,I’ll check it out!
31836,What song just kills you?,"Video Games by Lana Del Rey.

Ties with some bad experiences in my life. ",Oh god yes! That and her cover of The Other Woman hits me hard. 
31837,"Video Games by Lana Del Rey.

Ties with some bad experiences in my life. ",Oh god yes! That and her cover of The Other Woman hits me hard. ,thats a cover?
31838,Oh god yes! That and her cover of The Other Woman hits me hard. ,thats a cover?,Yea! Jessie Mae Robinson wrote it sometime around 1950 I think. 
31839,thats a cover?,Yea! Jessie Mae Robinson wrote it sometime around 1950 I think. ,I’ll have to give it a listen! thanks
31840,What song just kills you?,Against the Tide by Celldweller,"I don't really like Celldweller, but I love his earlier projects. "
31841,Against the Tide by Celldweller,"I don't really like Celldweller, but I love his earlier projects. ",True. Still this song is unlike anything I've heard.
31842,The average Redditor,Yeah actually I do too yet I'm a Bosnian ,You guys have an amazing culture.
31843,Yeah actually I do too yet I'm a Bosnian ,You guys have an amazing culture.,"Ah thanks man. 

And I'm still salty about the bridge. "
31844,You guys have an amazing culture.,"Ah thanks man. 

And I'm still salty about the bridge. ",What bridge? Don't tell me about that famous one in every wallpaper ever!
31845,What's the story behind your username?,The story behind my username is nothing more than a bit of light self-deprecation. ,Reeaaaallllyyyy?
31846,The story behind my username is nothing more than a bit of light self-deprecation. ,Reeaaaallllyyyy?,Yes?
31847,What's the story behind your username?,I just put my name down. Nothing new.,Same
31848,I just put my name down. Nothing new.,Same,Pretty much same
31849,What's the story behind your username?,I like bears,"I like bearcats 
"
31850,I like bears,"I like bearcats 
",Feral for life.
31851,What's the story behind your username?,No... No reason.,Hmmmm
31852,No... No reason.,Hmmmm,Hmmmm
31853,What's the story behind your username?,That is private information,I thought you wouldn't mind sharing
31854,That is private information,I thought you wouldn't mind sharing,This isn’t r/beetlejuicing but is there a subreddit for jokes made about someone’s username 
31855,Ever just feel like secondary friend?,I hate to break it to you but I don't think you're really friends. ,"People can still be your friend even if you arnt their primary option, but yeah sucks"
31856,I hate to break it to you but I don't think you're really friends. ,"People can still be your friend even if you arnt their primary option, but yeah sucks","If it helps you to sleep better at night, sure."
31857,"People can still be your friend even if you arnt their primary option, but yeah sucks","If it helps you to sleep better at night, sure.",You dont think?
31858,I’m feeling particularly lonely tonight. Does anyone want to talk?,I just ate four street tacos and a bit of pie. I'm going to explode.,Sounds delicious lol
31859,I just ate four street tacos and a bit of pie. I'm going to explode.,Sounds delicious lol,Kinda! I ate too much. :S Lol. How's the ambiance at the bar?
31860,Sounds delicious lol,Kinda! I ate too much. :S Lol. How's the ambiance at the bar?,A band is about to start. Apparently they play punk rock.
31861,Kinda! I ate too much. :S Lol. How's the ambiance at the bar?,A band is about to start. Apparently they play punk rock.,That's pretty cool! I hope they play well! I'd love to watch a live band. 
31862,A band is about to start. Apparently they play punk rock.,That's pretty cool! I hope they play well! I'd love to watch a live band. ,Apparently they are pretty well known around here. Do you go out to bars much?
31863,I’m feeling particularly lonely tonight. Does anyone want to talk?,What do you wanna talk about?,Anything. What do you do for work?
31864,What do you wanna talk about?,Anything. What do you do for work?,EMS. you?
31865,Anything. What do you do for work?,EMS. you?,Construction Forman. I help build hotels all over the US. 
31866,EMS. you?,Construction Forman. I help build hotels all over the US. ,Cool! Do you like your job?
31867,Construction Forman. I help build hotels all over the US. ,Cool! Do you like your job?,It’s okay. And I get paid really well. But it does get lonely.
31868,Cool! Do you like your job?,It’s okay. And I get paid really well. But it does get lonely.,"Yeah I believe that. My job is just a lot of people, I guess the grass is always greener. "
31869,It’s okay. And I get paid really well. But it does get lonely.,"Yeah I believe that. My job is just a lot of people, I guess the grass is always greener. ",You can say that again. What do you do?
31870,"Yeah I believe that. My job is just a lot of people, I guess the grass is always greener. ",You can say that again. What do you do?,"Emergency medical services, I ride in an ambulance. I like it a lot. "
31871,You can say that again. What do you do?,"Emergency medical services, I ride in an ambulance. I like it a lot. ",Right sorry. So you’re a driver?
31872,I’m feeling particularly lonely tonight. Does anyone want to talk?,Do you wanna fight me?,Depends. How tough are you?
31873,Do you wanna fight me?,Depends. How tough are you?,So tough duh. Totally would kick your ass 
31874,Depends. How tough are you?,So tough duh. Totally would kick your ass ,If I give you twenty bucks will you tell everyone I kicked your ass?
31875,So tough duh. Totally would kick your ass ,If I give you twenty bucks will you tell everyone I kicked your ass?,No. Atleast $100. 
31876,If I give you twenty bucks will you tell everyone I kicked your ass?,No. Atleast $100. ,50
31877,No. Atleast $100. ,50,$150
31878,50,$150,That’s even more!
31879,$150,That’s even more!,"Fine, a $100"
31880,That’s even more!,"Fine, a $100",Lol what if I just buy you a few drinks?
31881,"Fine, a $100",Lol what if I just buy you a few drinks?,Bake me a cake too 
31882,Lol what if I just buy you a few drinks?,Bake me a cake too ,Okay. As long as it’s a cupcake 
31883,Bake me a cake too ,Okay. As long as it’s a cupcake ,Excuse me? 🙄
31884,Okay. As long as it’s a cupcake ,Excuse me? 🙄,Okay okay a big one. Don’t hit me.
31885,Excuse me? 🙄,Okay okay a big one. Don’t hit me.,Like the BIGGEST
31886,I’m feeling particularly lonely tonight. Does anyone want to talk?,what trade?,Commercial construction. I help build hotels 
31887,what trade?,Commercial construction. I help build hotels ,Project manager here. What's up bro keep on keeping on. 
31888,Commercial construction. I help build hotels ,Project manager here. What's up bro keep on keeping on. ,Thanks. I wasn’t expecting so many nice people to message me.
31889,I’m feeling particularly lonely tonight. Does anyone want to talk?,Still lonely?,Yeah. But everyone has been really nice.
31890,Still lonely?,Yeah. But everyone has been really nice.,Yea. The interweb can either be kind or cruel.
31891,Still lonely?,Yeah. But everyone has been really nice.,Where are you headed in life?
31892,I’m feeling particularly lonely tonight. Does anyone want to talk?,"You still up, dude? What’s your drink of choice at this bar?",Yeah I’m still up. I’m sipping on a dirty bong water
31893,"You still up, dude? What’s your drink of choice at this bar?",Yeah I’m still up. I’m sipping on a dirty bong water,Haha what’s in that?
31894,Yeah I’m still up. I’m sipping on a dirty bong water,Haha what’s in that?,I honestly have no idea. But it’s a bit sweet.
31895,Haha what’s in that?,I honestly have no idea. But it’s a bit sweet.,You should get yourself a proper gin &amp; tonic. Hendricks maybe?
31896,I honestly have no idea. But it’s a bit sweet.,You should get yourself a proper gin &amp; tonic. Hendricks maybe?,Okay lol. I’ve been meaning to try that for a while now.
31897,(22 F) chat for a while. Anyone?,"Good evening.

I have coffee and time.","Hi! I have beer and time.

How are you? Anything in specific you would like to talk about?"
31898,"Good evening.

I have coffee and time.","Hi! I have beer and time.

How are you? Anything in specific you would like to talk about?","Um.... By Zeus.... I have hit peak boring.

*stares painfully into coffee*"
31899,(22 F) chat for a while. Anyone?,"Is your username a play on words? Breakfast At Tiffany's, Nicks Brunch At Tiffany's?",That is correct! 
31900,"Is your username a play on words? Breakfast At Tiffany's, Nicks Brunch At Tiffany's?",That is correct! ,Not as dumb as i look. Wait.........what?
31901,That is correct! ,Not as dumb as i look. Wait.........what?,Seems you just played yourself on Reddit 😜
31902,Not as dumb as i look. Wait.........what?,Seems you just played yourself on Reddit 😜,Jokes on you. I am really dumb. Checkmate. ^^^^how ^^^^did ^^^^you ^^^^get ^^^^emoji's?
31903,Seems you just played yourself on Reddit 😜,Jokes on you. I am really dumb. Checkmate. ^^^^how ^^^^did ^^^^you ^^^^get ^^^^emoji's?,"I'm on the phone (landlady won't give me the wifi password yet, so I can't use my laptop)"
31904,(22 F) chat for a while. Anyone?,Just having my first cup of coffee.  How are you?,"Looking out of the window. Having a nice cold beer. I'm good thanks for asking.

How are you?"
31905,Just having my first cup of coffee.  How are you?,"Looking out of the window. Having a nice cold beer. I'm good thanks for asking.

How are you?",Nice!  After cleaning house it is important to reward yourself. What are your plans for tonight?
31906,"Looking out of the window. Having a nice cold beer. I'm good thanks for asking.

How are you?",Nice!  After cleaning house it is important to reward yourself. What are your plans for tonight?,"And not really, no plans., maybe read later or watch TV.

How about you?"
31907,(22 F) chat for a while. Anyone?,"I’m late again, as I was yesterday :P Again, nevermind!","Do not fear! I'm here! (Hey, that rhymes)"
31908,"I’m late again, as I was yesterday :P Again, nevermind!","Do not fear! I'm here! (Hey, that rhymes)",I always think about rhyming ( i wanna be a hiphop artist :P)
31909,"Do not fear! I'm here! (Hey, that rhymes)",I always think about rhyming ( i wanna be a hiphop artist :P),I'm a bit of a poet and every now and. Again I think of poems as if they could be sung.
31910,Tell me something cool,"Just started playing persona 5, huge time investment but I'm ready for it!","Had to google that one, but cool! You play a lot of video games? "
31911,"Just started playing persona 5, huge time investment but I'm ready for it!","Had to google that one, but cool! You play a lot of video games? ",Haha sorry about that. I guess I do
31912,Tell me something cool,It’s been raining for three weeks straight. It’s ducking gross ,"Damn, sorry to hear that. Whereabouts are you from? "
31913,It’s been raining for three weeks straight. It’s ducking gross ,"Damn, sorry to hear that. Whereabouts are you from? ","Ya its all your fault. Vancouver, Canada. And like I’m used to the rain but it’s like annoying "
31914,"Damn, sorry to hear that. Whereabouts are you from? ","Ya its all your fault. Vancouver, Canada. And like I’m used to the rain but it’s like annoying ",Yesterday was a beautiful sunny day in Vancouver?
31915,"Ya its all your fault. Vancouver, Canada. And like I’m used to the rain but it’s like annoying ",Yesterday was a beautiful sunny day in Vancouver?,It was only s few hours and it was windy. That doesn’t count 
31916,Yesterday was a beautiful sunny day in Vancouver?,It was only s few hours and it was windy. That doesn’t count ,I feel like this is as close as Canadians get to an argument haha
31917,It was only s few hours and it was windy. That doesn’t count ,I feel like this is as close as Canadians get to an argument haha,Do you wanna Argue
31918,(22 F) looking to chat for a while,I'm just watching some YouTube videos would love to chat with you.,Hi! Sorry. Are you still there? I was asleep hehe.
31919,I'm just watching some YouTube videos would love to chat with you.,Hi! Sorry. Are you still there? I was asleep hehe.,Yes I'm here
31920,Hi! Sorry. Are you still there? I was asleep hehe.,Yes I'm here,"Yeah, sorry. It's 10 am here and today I wanted to sleep until late.

How are you?"
31921,Yes I'm here,"Yeah, sorry. It's 10 am here and today I wanted to sleep until late.

How are you?",I'm doing pretty good you?
31922,Are there any albums you can listen all the way through?,"Innerspeaker by Tame Impala

Lonerism by Tame Impala

Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming by M83",I have never heard of either of these bands. So they're both going on my list.
31923,"Innerspeaker by Tame Impala

Lonerism by Tame Impala

Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming by M83",I have never heard of either of these bands. So they're both going on my list.,"Awesome, glad I could offer a recommendation!"
31924,I'm a soldier currently on duty and I would love to talk to someone,How is it as a soldier in Isreal?,It's interesting to say the least haha. I reckon you're an army man?
31925,How is it as a soldier in Isreal?,It's interesting to say the least haha. I reckon you're an army man?,Yeah I'm an officer in the Danish army. How does your duty work?
31926,I'm a soldier currently on duty and I would love to talk to someone,"IDF? I'm in Amman, Jordan. Wassup?",Im pretty good. How are you feeling neighbour?
31927,"IDF? I'm in Amman, Jordan. Wassup?",Im pretty good. How are you feeling neighbour?,Pretty good. I assume you're conscripted?
31928,Im pretty good. How are you feeling neighbour?,Pretty good. I assume you're conscripted?,Yep
31929,Life,There is a movie script somewhere in there.,Right?
31930,There is a movie script somewhere in there.,Right?,"""I chose you!"""
31931,Life,There is a movie script somewhere in there.,It would be about the cats
31932,There is a movie script somewhere in there.,It would be about the cats,"""I choose mew!"""
31933,It would be about the cats,"""I choose mew!""","“Aww, I choose mew, two!”"
31934,Life,"You better name that first kid Ash, Brock, or Misty. 

Also acceptable: Bulbasaur. ",Our cats already have names sadly:( Would have been a good idea!
31935,"You better name that first kid Ash, Brock, or Misty. 

Also acceptable: Bulbasaur. ",Our cats already have names sadly:( Would have been a good idea!,Why no children ;(
31936,Our cats already have names sadly:( Would have been a good idea!,Why no children ;(,Why  children ;(
31937,Our cats already have names sadly:( Would have been a good idea!,Why no children ;(,Just not out cup o tea :)
31938,Why no children ;(,Just not out cup o tea :),"Yeah, I'm firmly in the kids group. Great for me."
31939,Just not out cup o tea :),"Yeah, I'm firmly in the kids group. Great for me.","I know my user name is contradictory, but me too! High five!"
31940,Just not out cup o tea :),"Yeah, I'm firmly in the kids group. Great for me.","&gt; Yeah, I'm firmly in the kids"
31941,Why no children ;(,Just not out cup o tea :),r/childfree :)
31942,Our cats already have names sadly:( Would have been a good idea!,Why no children ;(,"Because children are a pain in the ass. 
Source: am child"
31943,"You better name that first kid Ash, Brock, or Misty. 

Also acceptable: Bulbasaur. ",Our cats already have names sadly:( Would have been a good idea!,You must get another cat to name Bulbasoar and dress up in a cute costume for Halloween.  :)
31944,Our cats already have names sadly:( Would have been a good idea!,You must get another cat to name Bulbasoar and dress up in a cute costume for Halloween.  :),I would name them Gengar. He's my favourite.
31945,You must get another cat to name Bulbasoar and dress up in a cute costume for Halloween.  :),I would name them Gengar. He's my favourite.,"Hey, Gengar is my favorite as well!"
31946,I would name them Gengar. He's my favourite.,"Hey, Gengar is my favorite as well!",Ghost types ftw!
31947,"Hey, Gengar is my favorite as well!",Ghost types ftw!,Generation 1 Ghost types ftw! Lol
31948,You must get another cat to name Bulbasoar and dress up in a cute costume for Halloween.  :),I would name them Gengar. He's my favourite.,"My favourite is Psyduck, I would have given my cat an identity crisis if I'd named him that xD"
31949,Life,"You better name that first kid Ash, Brock, or Misty. 

Also acceptable: Bulbasaur. ","My nick name is Bulbasaur

Maybe I’m her future son?"
31950,"You better name that first kid Ash, Brock, or Misty. 

Also acceptable: Bulbasaur. ","My nick name is Bulbasaur

Maybe I’m her future son?","Hey OP, plan on adoption? 

This guy is a candidate."
31951,"My nick name is Bulbasaur

Maybe I’m her future son?","Hey OP, plan on adoption? 

This guy is a candidate.","I accept nothing but a master ball

Just a headsup"
31952,"Hey OP, plan on adoption? 

This guy is a candidate.","I accept nothing but a master ball

Just a headsup",I'm not wasting my master ball on a Bulbasaur.
31953,"I accept nothing but a master ball

Just a headsup",I'm not wasting my master ball on a Bulbasaur.,I was not gonna fight for you anyway
31954,Life,"You better name that first kid Ash, Brock, or Misty. 

Also acceptable: Bulbasaur. ","&gt;Bulbasaur

It's Squirtle or nothing. Fight me."
31955,"You better name that first kid Ash, Brock, or Misty. 

Also acceptable: Bulbasaur. ","&gt;Bulbasaur

It's Squirtle or nothing. Fight me.","Being my favorite Pokemon, I concur! "
31956,"You better name that first kid Ash, Brock, or Misty. 

Also acceptable: Bulbasaur. ","&gt;Bulbasaur

It's Squirtle or nothing. Fight me.",Charmander use flamethrower
31957,Life,This is just so lovely. ,Thank you
31958,This is just so lovely. ,Thank you,Thank you for sharing your story! 
31959,Life,You didn’t need to catch them all. You needed to catch just one. ,Ok this comment made my teeth hurt it is so sweet
31960,You didn’t need to catch them all. You needed to catch just one. ,Ok this comment made my teeth hurt it is so sweet,Sweet tooth eh?
31961,Ok this comment made my teeth hurt it is so sweet,Sweet tooth eh?,aye
31962,Ok this comment made my teeth hurt it is so sweet,Sweet tooth eh?,I loved twisted metal.
31963,Life,"Bulbasaur, Squirtle or Charmander?","Me Squirrel, Him Charmander"
31964,"Bulbasaur, Squirtle or Charmander?","Me Squirrel, Him Charmander",No love for Bulba?  :(
31965,"Me Squirrel, Him Charmander",No love for Bulba?  :(,Bulbasaur is my ride or die...
31966,Life,How do u ‘online date’,"Chatting mostly lol sending presents, visiting each other."
31967,How do u ‘online date’,"Chatting mostly lol sending presents, visiting each other.",Wasn’t it hard to visit often? Or did you live close by?
31968,Life,"Sounds like those sort of things that only happen in movies
",I should try and sell a script lol  See if Troian Bellisario would play me xD
31969,"Sounds like those sort of things that only happen in movies
",I should try and sell a script lol  See if Troian Bellisario would play me xD,And Leonardo DiCaprio would play ur husband XD
31970,I should try and sell a script lol  See if Troian Bellisario would play me xD,And Leonardo DiCaprio would play ur husband XD,nah lol
31971,Life,Any girl still playing portal?,Omg portal 🖤
31972,Any girl still playing portal?,Omg portal 🖤,Yeah..Its old now..But i still like it. The best fps without bullets
31973,Omg portal 🖤,Yeah..Its old now..But i still like it. The best fps without bullets,Agreed!
31974,Life,Whered u move here from?,"I didn't. He moved here from Georgia, USA"
31975,Whered u move here from?,"I didn't. He moved here from Georgia, USA",Gorgeia? Thays souuuth isnt it? Welcome to whomever.
31976,"I didn't. He moved here from Georgia, USA",Gorgeia? Thays souuuth isnt it? Welcome to whomever.,Yep!
31977,Life is hard,Wish I can stay high for my entire life. Just forget everything and escape to paradise.,If you don't have lows then you can never truly appreciate the highs 
31978,Wish I can stay high for my entire life. Just forget everything and escape to paradise.,If you don't have lows then you can never truly appreciate the highs ,What highs? I'm just basically trying to fast forward through my day till it's bedtime.
31979,If you don't have lows then you can never truly appreciate the highs ,What highs? I'm just basically trying to fast forward through my day till it's bedtime.,Oof! This hits way too close to home. 
31980,What’s your dream job?,Graphic Designer or Musician ,I am a graphics designer and low level musician. 
31981,Graphic Designer or Musician ,I am a graphics designer and low level musician. ,What’s a low level musician? Sorry for asking tho
31982,What’s your dream job?,Working in a longboard shop would be dope as hell,I work in one. It's not
31983,Working in a longboard shop would be dope as hell,I work in one. It's not,Tell me about the best and the worst!
31984,What’s your dream job?,"Artist/label manager, helping musicians achieve their dreams",Sounds hella dope! 🤙🏻
31985,"Artist/label manager, helping musicians achieve their dreams",Sounds hella dope! 🤙🏻,"I hope it works out, there’s a lot of talent where I live :D"
31986,What’s your dream job?,Working in a job where you could listen to music while you work would be perfect.,Always bring your earphones to work. 
31987,Working in a job where you could listen to music while you work would be perfect.,Always bring your earphones to work. ,"I do, but I'm not allowed to use them, that's the thing."
31988,What’s your dream job?,Working with a team of people in an open office to make videos/commercials.,Sounds hella dope 🤙🏻 if i may ask what’s your job right now?
31989,Working with a team of people in an open office to make videos/commercials.,Sounds hella dope 🤙🏻 if i may ask what’s your job right now?,Well I volunteer but I am a high school student :)
31990,What’s your dream job?,I want to make YouTube videos but I guess that starts out as a hobby first :),Best of luck!:)
31991,I want to make YouTube videos but I guess that starts out as a hobby first :),Best of luck!:),Thank you!
31992,Any song recommendation that is not in English?,Stromae !!,I’ve been hearing about this singer! Is he French?
31993,Stromae !!,I’ve been hearing about this singer! Is he French?,"Belgian, sings in French :)"
31994,I’ve been hearing about this singer! Is he French?,"Belgian, sings in French :)",Oh got it! Thanks for correcting me! 
31995,What song gives you chills?,*While My Guitar Gently Weeps*,The live version with Prince on guitar? 
31996,*While My Guitar Gently Weeps*,The live version with Prince on guitar? ,Talk about a Supergroup...
31997,What song gives you chills?,Hurt by Johnny Cash. It’s so depressing :(,Very depressing but great choice! How did you find that?
31998,Hurt by Johnny Cash. It’s so depressing :(,Very depressing but great choice! How did you find that?,Spotify!
31999,Very depressing but great choice! How did you find that?,Spotify!,Everybody’s best friend!
32000,What song gives you chills?,Brother - Falling In Reverse,Wow great song! 
32001,Brother - Falling In Reverse,Wow great song! ,Thanks. Got more that can give chills
32002,"Today is a very special day: as of today, I'm legally a woman named Ayane. Incidentally, today is also my birthday!",Congratulations and happy birthday Ayane! ,Happy birthday? I'm condused
32003,Congratulations and happy birthday Ayane! ,Happy birthday? I'm condused,Says in the title that it’s also her birthday? 
32004,Happy birthday? I'm condused,Says in the title that it’s also her birthday? ,"He’s here to judge, not read!! "
32005,Says in the title that it’s also her birthday? ,"He’s here to judge, not read!! ",Ironic how you're the one judging him :)
32006,"Today is a very special day: as of today, I'm legally a woman named Ayane. Incidentally, today is also my birthday!",Happy rebirthday!!,Thank you! That's an awesome way to wish someone!
32007,Happy rebirthday!!,Thank you! That's an awesome way to wish someone!,You could say that you're both 22 and 0 years old today. Congrats!
32008,"Today is a very special day: as of today, I'm legally a woman named Ayane. Incidentally, today is also my birthday!",Question for you: Why did you pick the name Ayane? How is it pronounced? Is it an ethnic name?,I picked it for what it means in Japanese. It's pronounced AH-yah-né.
32009,Question for you: Why did you pick the name Ayane? How is it pronounced? Is it an ethnic name?,I picked it for what it means in Japanese. It's pronounced AH-yah-né.,Colorful sound?
32010,"Today is a very special day: as of today, I'm legally a woman named Ayane. Incidentally, today is also my birthday!",Congrats girlfriend! ,"Thank you! I hung out with friends, if that counts!"
32011,Congrats girlfriend! ,"Thank you! I hung out with friends, if that counts!","It certainly does! And hey, if you don’t mind me asking, why did you pick Ayana as your name? "
32012,"Today is a very special day: as of today, I'm legally a woman named Ayane. Incidentally, today is also my birthday!",Congrats girl! Truly inspiring! :) ,I'm just so happy right now
32013,Congrats girl! Truly inspiring! :) ,I'm just so happy right now,"I can imagine. Maybe we will all get to that point, eh?"
32014,truth or dare,Tooth,"I’m gonna assume truth,  what is the most personal secret you have?"
32015,Tooth,"I’m gonna assume truth,  what is the most personal secret you have?","Oh man, pulling out the big guns. What do you mean by most personal? "
32016,"I’m gonna assume truth,  what is the most personal secret you have?","Oh man, pulling out the big guns. What do you mean by most personal? ",Hmmm I guess the most controversial 
32017,truth or dare,Truth,What’s the most illegal thing you have done/participated in 
32018,Truth,What’s the most illegal thing you have done/participated in ,"I did 90 in a 50 once, though the actual flow of traffic was 70-80"
32019,truth or dare,Truth son,What really happened the last time you cried?
32020,Truth son,What really happened the last time you cried?,The cause? The realization that I'm getting older yet I haven't accomplished much. 
32021,What really happened the last time you cried?,The cause? The realization that I'm getting older yet I haven't accomplished much. ,That's rough.  Did the same myself several years back.  Did something about it.
32022,truth or dare,I'll take the plunge.  DARE!!,Call your mom and tell her your love her.
32023,I'll take the plunge.  DARE!!,Call your mom and tell her your love her.,"Will do tomorrow, she's sleeping right now.  Truth or Dare?
"
32024,Call your mom and tell her your love her.,"Will do tomorrow, she's sleeping right now.  Truth or Dare?
",Dare
32025,truth or dare,I'll take the plunge.  DARE!!,"I dare you to bite a chunk of soap
God speed. "
32026,I'll take the plunge.  DARE!!,"I dare you to bite a chunk of soap
God speed. ","Are you wishing me God speed, or telling me to chunk the soap at God speed?"
32027,"I dare you to bite a chunk of soap
God speed. ","Are you wishing me God speed, or telling me to chunk the soap at God speed?","Lmfao I was wishing you, "
32028,truth or dare,Why not both 🙄,What is the stupidest thing you have done and my dare is to try top whatever that was 
32029,Why not both 🙄,What is the stupidest thing you have done and my dare is to try top whatever that was ,Solid!
32030,truth or dare,"Dare.

Come on people. Nothing I wont do.","Hmmm alright, I dare you to drink a cup of water from the toilet "
32031,"Dare.

Come on people. Nothing I wont do.","Hmmm alright, I dare you to drink a cup of water from the toilet ",Oh shit I live with some roomates in India that is **not**  a good idea. I could die
32032,"Hmmm alright, I dare you to drink a cup of water from the toilet ",Oh shit I live with some roomates in India that is **not**  a good idea. I could die,"“Nothing I won’t do” MMMMHMMMMMMMM, lmfao nah I’m reasonable, hmm snort a line of cinnamon "
32033,Oh shit I live with some roomates in India that is **not**  a good idea. I could die,"“Nothing I won’t do” MMMMHMMMMMMMM, lmfao nah I’m reasonable, hmm snort a line of cinnamon ",Dont got cinnamon any subs?
32034,"“Nothing I won’t do” MMMMHMMMMMMMM, lmfao nah I’m reasonable, hmm snort a line of cinnamon ",Dont got cinnamon any subs?,Pepper 
32035,Dont got cinnamon any subs?,Pepper ,OK mark my words ill post a vid later. Need to ground some pepper.
32036,truth or dare,Truth,What's the shittiest thing youve ever done to another human being?
32037,Truth,What's the shittiest thing youve ever done to another human being?,I made my then friend cry by trivializing his parents divorce.
32038,truth or dare,Truth,Have you ever peed anywhere inside of your house BUT not in your toilet?
32039,Truth,Have you ever peed anywhere inside of your house BUT not in your toilet?,Nope. 
32040,Have you ever peed anywhere inside of your house BUT not in your toilet?,Nope. ,Why not tho
32041,Nope. ,Why not tho,Idk I’ve just never had a reason too. I don’t do much and the bathroom is right next to my room.
32042,truth or dare,Truth,What Disney character have you fantasized about?
32043,Truth,What Disney character have you fantasized about?,In which way? Liiikeee.... Sexually?
32044,What Disney character have you fantasized about?,In which way? Liiikeee.... Sexually?,yup
32045,In which way? Liiikeee.... Sexually?,yup,None of them
32046,truth or dare,Truth,What’s your favorite food?
32047,Truth,What’s your favorite food?,"Aurelios Pizza. I do love pizza overall, but Aurelios is the one I always overdo it"
32048,truth or dare,Truth,"What is the last crime you committed?
"
32049,Truth,"What is the last crime you committed?
",Stealing a shopping cart from a supermarket. Never got busted. 
32050,I'm a 470 pound gorilla. Poachers have been spotted in my area. I need ideas for escaping them.,I love your flair. 🌱,"Whoa! What up fam. :D

🦍 + 🌱 FTW"
32051,I love your flair. 🌱,"Whoa! What up fam. :D

🦍 + 🌱 FTW",😁✌️
32052,I'm a 470 pound gorilla. Poachers have been spotted in my area. I need ideas for escaping them.,"Poach



The




Poachers","Oh but we're pacifist gorillas. As all are tbh, I don't know of any that arent. ☮️🦍"
32053,"Poach



The




Poachers","Oh but we're pacifist gorillas. As all are tbh, I don't know of any that arent. ☮️🦍","I'm a pacifist human, but If someone chased me with a gun I'd fight back. "
32054,Do people really do non-work stuff at work or is that a myth these days?,HCD!,Thanks! I’m fairly new to Reddit - is this because I had my birthday recently? 
32055,HCD!,Thanks! I’m fairly new to Reddit - is this because I had my birthday recently? ,"Nope, it’s because you made your account exactly one year ago! "
32056,Do people really do non-work stuff at work or is that a myth these days?,The only reason I come to work is for the thrill of being on Reddit when I'm not supposed to.,Like some sort of Reddit kink? Danger Redditting!
32057,The only reason I come to work is for the thrill of being on Reddit when I'm not supposed to.,Like some sort of Reddit kink? Danger Redditting!,I've said too much!
32058,Like some sort of Reddit kink? Danger Redditting!,I've said too much!,"It’s ok, you’re among friends here."
32059,"I volunteer to litter pick parks around where I live so that kids don’t have to play around needles, broken glass and general litter.",If don’t understand the title,And you call yourself a spelling bee champion? You can’t even read lol
32060,If don’t understand the title,And you call yourself a spelling bee champion? You can’t even read lol,Champeon*
32061,And you call yourself a spelling bee champion? You can’t even read lol,Champeon*,Pokémon?
32062,"I volunteer to litter pick parks around where I live so that kids don’t have to play around needles, broken glass and general litter.","That's fucked up, good on you for doing something nice. What made you start? ",I travelled and saw how much plastic and rubbish there is everywhere so I wanted to help!
32063,"That's fucked up, good on you for doing something nice. What made you start? ",I travelled and saw how much plastic and rubbish there is everywhere so I wanted to help!,"Na it's not really stupid I don't think. We should all do something more, including myself. "
32064,"I volunteer to litter pick parks around where I live so that kids don’t have to play around needles, broken glass and general litter.",Do you do it with your hands? I doubt they say anything if the sort if you used gloves,I use gloves and I use a litterpicker that’s about a metre long 
32065,Do you do it with your hands? I doubt they say anything if the sort if you used gloves,I use gloves and I use a litterpicker that’s about a metre long ,That’s really bizarre that folk would act like that
32066,what's your favorite one to two dollar candy product?,A whole bunch of ZOTS!!!!,"these are totally new to me, but they look yummy"
32067,A whole bunch of ZOTS!!!!,"these are totally new to me, but they look yummy","Please, please try them, if available."
32068,"these are totally new to me, but they look yummy","Please, please try them, if available.","im gonna do it for you twistedlester, i promise"
32069,what's your favorite one to two dollar candy product?,Those peaches and cream lollies. Freaking amazing. Dunno if you have them in 'Murica tho...,I don't believe so unfortunately :( but they sound delicious!
32070,Those peaches and cream lollies. Freaking amazing. Dunno if you have them in 'Murica tho...,I don't believe so unfortunately :( but they sound delicious!,[removed]
32071,I don't believe so unfortunately :( but they sound delicious!,[removed],"ooooh i've seen these!! :o

i hope i have an opportunity to nab some one of these days!"
32072,Have you ever been the movie theater by yourself?,"Pacific rim: uprising

I'm a sucker for big mechas fighting monsters.",Pacific rim 1 was good I haven’t seen the second one yet tho 
32073,"Pacific rim: uprising

I'm a sucker for big mechas fighting monsters.",Pacific rim 1 was good I haven’t seen the second one yet tho ,"Well I'm not going to spoil anything, but I liked it."
32074,Have you ever been the movie theater by yourself?,Had a binge in college of going to see movies every few days for couple months.,Damn that must have racked up $
32075,Had a binge in college of going to see movies every few days for couple months.,Damn that must have racked up $,Ya blew through quite a bit.
32076,Have you ever been the movie theater by yourself?,"I enjoy seeing movies alone, especially on deal-days! Its a nice escape.  ",Tuesday night is deal night by me 😂
32077,"I enjoy seeing movies alone, especially on deal-days! Its a nice escape.  ",Tuesday night is deal night by me 😂,"Ditto! I used to make a habit of going, I need to again."
32078,Tuesday night is deal night by me 😂,"Ditto! I used to make a habit of going, I need to again.",Marcus theaters?
32079,"Ditto! I used to make a habit of going, I need to again.",Marcus theaters?,Regal.
32080,"For the first time ever, I (22 male, extremely introvert) left my house and went out for a bite to eat!",Wut u ate,I live in Canada. I went to a little place called Hero Burger. I ate a hot dog. It was good! 
32081,Wut u ate,I live in Canada. I went to a little place called Hero Burger. I ate a hot dog. It was good! ,Are these in Ontario at all? This place sounds like my kinda type!
32082,I live in Canada. I went to a little place called Hero Burger. I ate a hot dog. It was good! ,Are these in Ontario at all? This place sounds like my kinda type!,"Eh, it's where I LIVE! It's near Bronte, Lakeshore. "
32083,Does anyone want to be reddit pals?,I'm totally up for this! ,dude are you singaporean too!! i fucking love ice teh o
32084,I'm totally up for this! ,dude are you singaporean too!! i fucking love ice teh o,Haha yeah I am! Finally someone who appreciated ice teh o!! 
32085,What is your go-to snack?,Honey-roasted almonds,"Mm, that's a good choice. :)"
32086,Honey-roasted almonds,"Mm, that's a good choice. :)",I buy them in bulk from Costco and munch all day :-)
32087,Write your age as a chapter number followed by a chapter title of your choice..,Chapter 7: New Beginnings,Did a double take on this one.
32088,Chapter 7: New Beginnings,Did a double take on this one.,"oh shut the chapter number was supposed to be your age! okay not 7, chapter 32!"
32089,Did a double take on this one.,"oh shut the chapter number was supposed to be your age! okay not 7, chapter 32!","Hahaha I wondered. I was like ""wow, poor lil dude getting through a midlife crisis at 7!"""
32090,Did a double take on this one.,"oh shut the chapter number was supposed to be your age! okay not 7, chapter 32!","Lol, I thought 7 was symbolic of your new beginning, like you’re starting over from the age of 7"
32091,Write your age as a chapter number followed by a chapter title of your choice..,Chapter 19: The New Low,You doing OK? 
32092,Chapter 19: The New Low,You doing OK? ,Getting there. Moving away from parents for good has been tough. 
32093,"If I gave you a hundred thousand dollars or pounds, whatever, what would you do with it?",Spend it unwisely.,Mhm. Twenty thousand pizzas :PP
32094,Spend it unwisely.,Mhm. Twenty thousand pizzas :PP,"Yes, pizza, suuurre."
32095,"If I gave you a hundred thousand dollars or pounds, whatever, what would you do with it?",build a business,Money money money
32096,build a business,Money money money,its about prestige and power
32097,Money money money,its about prestige and power,mhm
32098,"If I gave you a hundred thousand dollars or pounds, whatever, what would you do with it?",Invest it ,Cool
32099,Invest it ,Cool,Also probably donate to charity as well. 
32100,Cool,Also probably donate to charity as well. ,Definitely
32101,"If I gave you a hundred thousand dollars or pounds, whatever, what would you do with it?","Pounds of what?  
  
*sigh*",Money.
32102,"Pounds of what?  
  
*sigh*",Money.,is joke
32103,Money.,is joke,nevermind lol.
32104,Has anybody got a favourite alcoholic drink?,"* Honey Bourbon and Coke
* Malibu and Pineapple Juice","Honey and coke? 

Ive never had that to be honest. I always had the honey whiskey straight. "
32105,"* Honey Bourbon and Coke
* Malibu and Pineapple Juice","Honey and coke? 

Ive never had that to be honest. I always had the honey whiskey straight. ","That works, too!  :)"
32106,Has anybody got a favourite alcoholic drink?,"Old fashioned
Blood and Sand cocktail",Haha.
32107,"Old fashioned
Blood and Sand cocktail",Haha.,It would not let me split them
32108,Has anybody got a favourite alcoholic drink?,"Old fashioned
Blood and Sand cocktail",Do you use simple syrup or granulated sugar?
32109,"Old fashioned
Blood and Sand cocktail",Do you use simple syrup or granulated sugar?,For the old fashioned I use powered sugar. Easier to break down in the drink. I always stir.
32110,Has anybody got a favourite alcoholic drink?,"I've only ever had shantys, so that I guess ","They're ALRIGHT, not my favourite though."
32111,"I've only ever had shantys, so that I guess ","They're ALRIGHT, not my favourite though.","I can't legally drink, all I have access to is Heinekin "
32112,What are you doing today?,"Working, so quit bothering me.",What ya working on?!
32113,"Working, so quit bothering me.",What ya working on?!,Putting an IKEA desk together
32114,What ya working on?!,Putting an IKEA desk together,Ah so he's just started? 
32115,What are you doing today?,Waiting to go get an MRI done. Nervous.,Well I hope the results will have nothing negative in them that will put you at concern.
32116,Waiting to go get an MRI done. Nervous.,Well I hope the results will have nothing negative in them that will put you at concern.,"Me too. Finally finished, it was two hours long."
32117,Well I hope the results will have nothing negative in them that will put you at concern.,"Me too. Finally finished, it was two hours long.","Wow wee. Well, its all over now :)"
32118,I can’t stop thinking about April 23rd,"That's my bday


Why will you lose your friends?",My birthday too!
32119,"That's my bday


Why will you lose your friends?",My birthday too!,HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY
32120,I can’t stop thinking about April 23rd,"That's my bday


Why will you lose your friends?",My bday too!
32121,"That's my bday


Why will you lose your friends?",My bday too!,HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TOO
32122,I can’t stop thinking about April 23rd,"That's my bday


Why will you lose your friends?","Hey, it's mine too!

We're birthday buddies! Got any plans?"
32123,"That's my bday


Why will you lose your friends?","Hey, it's mine too!

We're birthday buddies! Got any plans?",Working an overnight shift. WOOHOOO PARTY ALL NITE!
32124,"That's my bday


Why will you lose your friends?","Hey, it's mine too!

We're birthday buddies! Got any plans?","HEY TWIN, HAPPY BELATED BDAY!"
32125,I can’t stop thinking about April 23rd,We aren't talking about it because there is practically nothing we can do.,Run. Run while you can...
32126,We aren't talking about it because there is practically nothing we can do.,Run. Run while you can...,Canada seems pretty nice
32127,"Hello everyone, at school on break and bored, how are you?",I love Far Cry! What system are you playing on? I have yet to play it co-op with anyone :(,"I’ve got it for the Xbox One, I haven’t played co-op either."
32128,I love Far Cry! What system are you playing on? I have yet to play it co-op with anyone :(,"I’ve got it for the Xbox One, I haven’t played co-op either.",Let me know if you want a partner :)
32129,"I’ve got it for the Xbox One, I haven’t played co-op either.",Let me know if you want a partner :),"Hey that’d be cool! I can buy gold again, my gamer tag is Quinnfucius if you wanna add me."
32130,Let me know if you want a partner :),"Hey that’d be cool! I can buy gold again, my gamer tag is Quinnfucius if you wanna add me.",Will do! :) 
32131,"Hey that’d be cool! I can buy gold again, my gamer tag is Quinnfucius if you wanna add me.",Will do! :) ,Awesome! :)
32132,"Hello everyone, at school on break and bored, how are you?",Horrible.,What’s going on?
32133,Horrible.,What’s going on?,Nobody eally cares about me
32134,What’s going on?,Nobody eally cares about me,Do you wanna talk about it? I’d be happy to listen.
32135,They're putting my dog down today :'(,"Be right back, I’m gonna go hug my dog. ",Give them loads of hugs and kisses for me!
32136,"Be right back, I’m gonna go hug my dog. ",Give them loads of hugs and kisses for me!,And I’m sorry about your loss of course.
32137,Is there anything simple I can do for you right now?,"Could you scratch my back, please?","*rubs back*

better?"
32138,"Could you scratch my back, please?","*rubs back*

better?",Thanks for trying. Do you have a stick that I could borrow?
32139,Is there anything simple I can do for you right now?,Can you tell me why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?,"Yes of course, it´s simple you see the secret is"
32140,Can you tell me why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?,"Yes of course, it´s simple you see the secret is",No. Don't do this. I need to know. *Help me.*
32141,Is there anything simple I can do for you right now?,Can you tell me why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?,*ITS THE TASTE YOU CAN SEE*
32142,Can you tell me why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?,*ITS THE TASTE YOU CAN SEE*,*BUT I CAN'T SEE*
32143,Is there anything simple I can do for you right now?,Wish my niece a happy birthday! ,ok what is here name?
32144,Wish my niece a happy birthday! ,ok what is here name?,Annabelle. 
32145,Is there anything simple I can do for you right now?,Tell me something good?,puppies are being born right now
32146,Tell me something good?,puppies are being born right now,You are awesome!
32147,puppies are being born right now,You are awesome!,Fun fact: my dog had 4 puppies last night. OP delivers.
32148,You are awesome!,Fun fact: my dog had 4 puppies last night. OP delivers.,Oh my gosh! That's amazing! Do you have pictures?
32149,Is there anything simple I can do for you right now?,Tell me united are shite ,"we are talking football right?
yes they are shit. (I don´t like football in general tbh)"
32150,Tell me united are shite ,"we are talking football right?
yes they are shit. (I don´t like football in general tbh)",Good lad 
32151,Is there anything simple I can do for you right now?,Keep being a good person (:,"This is sweet. I definitely like you, /u/iProbablyLikeYoux"
32152,Keep being a good person (:,"This is sweet. I definitely like you, /u/iProbablyLikeYoux","Thank you, I definitely like you too!"
32153,Does anyone here also enjoy listening to instrumentals?,i do enjoy a good game playlist of audio. some of the game soundtracks are unreal. ,Mind sharing some 'unreal' gaming soundtracks you listen to? 
32154,i do enjoy a good game playlist of audio. some of the game soundtracks are unreal. ,Mind sharing some 'unreal' gaming soundtracks you listen to? ,bloodborne soundtrack and witcher 3 come to mind without even thinking. 
32155,i do enjoy a good game playlist of audio. some of the game soundtracks are unreal. ,Mind sharing some 'unreal' gaming soundtracks you listen to? ,Another good one is the soundtracks for Mass Effect 2 and 3.
32156,i do enjoy a good game playlist of audio. some of the game soundtracks are unreal. ,Mind sharing some 'unreal' gaming soundtracks you listen to? ,Try Horizon Zero Dawn and Uncharted 4 soundtrack
32157,i do enjoy a good game playlist of audio. some of the game soundtracks are unreal. ,Mind sharing some 'unreal' gaming soundtracks you listen to? ,The Doom 2016 soundtrack is phenomenal. It's my main weight lifting music.
32158,Does anyone here also enjoy listening to instrumentals?,I love listening to a hans Zimmer soundtrack Playlist while working. It's so relaxing. ,Also a fan of Hans Zimmer's works! Any particular favorites?
32159,I love listening to a hans Zimmer soundtrack Playlist while working. It's so relaxing. ,Also a fan of Hans Zimmer's works! Any particular favorites?,Gladiator and the Nolan batman movies are great 
32160,Also a fan of Hans Zimmer's works! Any particular favorites?,Gladiator and the Nolan batman movies are great ,Really like time and Tennessee lol
32161,It's 2:48 in the morning and I just finished interstellar for the first time.,That movie was the wildest movie watching experience of my life. ,I was freaking out during the end because of how intense it was 
32162,That movie was the wildest movie watching experience of my life. ,I was freaking out during the end because of how intense it was ,Me too. But I was way out of it and thought I got stuck in space. 
32163,I was freaking out during the end because of how intense it was ,Me too. But I was way out of it and thought I got stuck in space. ,"When I finished it I instantly thought, ""if I ever get the chance to go into space, don't"" "
32164,Me too. But I was way out of it and thought I got stuck in space. ,"When I finished it I instantly thought, ""if I ever get the chance to go into space, don't"" ",I instantly thought I would never get out of space:(
32165,"When I finished it I instantly thought, ""if I ever get the chance to go into space, don't"" ",I instantly thought I would never get out of space:(,Ah I can see where that could come. The movie made you seem like you were in it
32166,I instantly thought I would never get out of space:(,Ah I can see where that could come. The movie made you seem like you were in it,"No, I literally thought I was in it "
32167,Ah I can see where that could come. The movie made you seem like you were in it,"No, I literally thought I was in it ",Haha then I can't really relate on that level. I'm glad you got out tho 
32168,"No, I literally thought I was in it ",Haha then I can't really relate on that level. I'm glad you got out tho ,It took until I fell asleep basically! I was very confused 
32169,I don't feel like I belong anywhere,Maybe you're in need of some serious time with yourself. ,To spend time with myself; what would that instigate?
32170,Maybe you're in need of some serious time with yourself. ,To spend time with myself; what would that instigate?,Everything. 
32171,I don't feel like I belong anywhere,"You play CS:GO, bud?","No sir, I'm an overwatch guy"
32172,"You play CS:GO, bud?","No sir, I'm an overwatch guy",Nice. Who do you main?
32173,"No sir, I'm an overwatch guy",Nice. Who do you main?,"Recently got into using bastion and widow after my OW hiatus. Before that, it was tracer"
32174,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),Truth ,Who was your fictional crush?
32175,Truth ,Who was your fictional crush?,Daphne from Scooby Doo
32176,Truth ,Who was your fictional crush?,I’m bored feel free to HMU with another truth 
32177,Who was your fictional crush?,I’m bored feel free to HMU with another truth ,What is the best day you can remember?
32178,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),Truth,What was the name of your first crush?
32179,Truth,What was the name of your first crush?,McKenzie
32180,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),"Keep it SFW, this is a casual sub :)",Was just putting it because people can be unpredictable. 
32181,"Keep it SFW, this is a casual sub :)",Was just putting it because people can be unpredictable. ,And I just wanted to remind people that we won’t allow nsfw content and it will be removed. 
32182,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),Truth ,What's the craziest conspiracy you think may be true. 
32183,Truth ,What's the craziest conspiracy you think may be true. ,Tupac might be alive
32184,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),Truth ,What's one thing you'd never tell your mom?
32185,Truth ,What's one thing you'd never tell your mom?,"Hmmmm, That I got back with my Ex that they all hated, then promptly dumped 2 days later. "
32186,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),Y’all are some wusses. Gimme a dare. ,Post a pic of the weirdest item you can find in the room you're in. 
32187,Y’all are some wusses. Gimme a dare. ,Post a pic of the weirdest item you can find in the room you're in. ,Oh well I’m in the bathroom. It’s probably me. 
32188,Post a pic of the weirdest item you can find in the room you're in. ,Oh well I’m in the bathroom. It’s probably me. ,Well good enough lol
32189,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),Truth. Can you even do a dare over the internet?,Its limited but I try to ask for picture proof. Who inspires you the most?
32190,Truth. Can you even do a dare over the internet?,Its limited but I try to ask for picture proof. Who inspires you the most?,"Nobody, really. How about you?"
32191,Its limited but I try to ask for picture proof. Who inspires you the most?,"Nobody, really. How about you?",Same here. Probably why I'm not a very inspired person
32192,"Nobody, really. How about you?",Same here. Probably why I'm not a very inspired person,"You and me both.
"
32193,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),"truth
",What's the last best meal you can remember?
32194,"truth
",What's the last best meal you can remember?,my moms carne asada with orange rice and avacado. also with pepsi
32195,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),I'm a coward: truth. ,Celebrity crush
32196,I'm a coward: truth. ,Celebrity crush,2011 Brian Sella and 2012 Alex Turner
32197,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),Truth,What bad movie do you enjoy
32198,Truth,What bad movie do you enjoy,my friends think I'm nuts because I enjoyed rouge one
32199,What bad movie do you enjoy,my friends think I'm nuts because I enjoyed rouge one,I thought it was good. 
32200,my friends think I'm nuts because I enjoyed rouge one,I thought it was good. ,"Oh good I'm not the only one! 
Truth or dare?"
32201,I thought it was good. ,"Oh good I'm not the only one! 
Truth or dare?",Truth
32202,"Oh good I'm not the only one! 
Truth or dare?",Truth,what's the story behind your first email name?
32203,Truth,what's the story behind your first email name?,It was my first and last name and my birth date. 
32204,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),Dare!,Post a link to your most upvoted reddit post. 
32205,Dare!,Post a link to your most upvoted reddit post. ,What about you? Truth or dare?
32206,Post a link to your most upvoted reddit post. ,What about you? Truth or dare?,Truth
32207,What about you? Truth or dare?,Truth,How are you actually doing?
32208,Truth,How are you actually doing?,My girlfriend of 5 years recently left me but other then that I'm hanging in there. 
32209,How are you actually doing?,My girlfriend of 5 years recently left me but other then that I'm hanging in there. ,"That sucks :(.

Truth "
32210,My girlfriend of 5 years recently left me but other then that I'm hanging in there. ,"That sucks :(.

Truth ",Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
32211,"That sucks :(.

Truth ",Where do you see yourself in 10 years?,"In an urn in a storage room hopefully! 

Dare (no pictures)"
32212,Where do you see yourself in 10 years?,"In an urn in a storage room hopefully! 

Dare (no pictures)",Post a link to the craziest website you know. 
32213,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),truth :-) this is a fun idea ,What's your secret talent?
32214,truth :-) this is a fun idea ,What's your secret talent?,"i can read upside down as well as i can read right-side up, which is to say very well :-)"
32215,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),Truth,What was your dream job when you were a kid?
32216,Truth,What was your dream job when you were a kid?,"As a kid, astronaut.

Truth or dare?"
32217,What was your dream job when you were a kid?,"As a kid, astronaut.

Truth or dare?",Dare. 
32218,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),Truth,If you could do one thing with no consequence what would it be?
32219,Truth,If you could do one thing with no consequence what would it be?,"You mean other than drinking the blood of my enemies out of their own skulls?

Probably steal."
32220,If you could do one thing with no consequence what would it be?,"You mean other than drinking the blood of my enemies out of their own skulls?

Probably steal.",Do you have any enemies?
32221,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),"Truth. Also truth for you, what was the last thing you ate?",Popcorn. What was the worst time you messed up?
32222,"Truth. Also truth for you, what was the last thing you ate?",Popcorn. What was the worst time you messed up?,Moving to a new city unprepared and making bad choices thereafter.
32223,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),Truth,If you could star in any movie which would it be?
32224,Truth,If you could star in any movie which would it be?,Star Wars IV-VI. Wanna be a Stormtrooper
32225,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),Truth,Have you ever had to sleep outside not by choice?
32226,Truth,Have you ever had to sleep outside not by choice?,Yeah I missed the last train in amsterdam to go back home. 7hours stuck in there
32227,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),truth!,If you could be any super hero who would you be?
32228,truth!,If you could be any super hero who would you be?,"Batman. He's loaded xD
"
32229,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),Truth,Can you play an instrument?
32230,Truth,Can you play an instrument?,"Yes, i play the bass, dabble on guitar, and somewhere around there on piano and vocals aswell. "
32231,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),Truth,What is the proudest achievement of your life so far?
32232,Truth,What is the proudest achievement of your life so far?,Giving birth without meds (I also nearly strangled the obgyn and made my husband bleeding)
32233,What is the proudest achievement of your life so far?,Giving birth without meds (I also nearly strangled the obgyn and made my husband bleeding),Why did you choose to do it without meds?
32234,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),Truth ,Do you have an arch enemy?
32235,Truth ,Do you have an arch enemy?,"Yes, myself."
32236,Do you have an arch enemy?,"Yes, myself.",Must make things difficult. 
32237,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),Truth,What's your favorite dairy based snack?
32238,Truth,What's your favorite dairy based snack?,Strawberry yogurt if it counts
32239,What's your favorite dairy based snack?,Strawberry yogurt if it counts,It counts. 
32240,Let's play truth or dare (possible NSFW),Dare,I dare you to post the sexiest picture of your celebrity crush. 
32241,Dare,I dare you to post the sexiest picture of your celebrity crush. ,"ugh, tbh honest i dont have any celebrity crush. Can you give me another dare? Sorry :/"
32242,I dare you to post the sexiest picture of your celebrity crush. ,"ugh, tbh honest i dont have any celebrity crush. Can you give me another dare? Sorry :/",Post a link to the last website you were on that wasn't reddit. 
32243,Why are people turning reddit into a generic social media site?,"i agree, but not much we can do about it","Unsuscribe from r/pics, r/funny "
32244,"i agree, but not much we can do about it","Unsuscribe from r/pics, r/funny ",Also all the /r/pics clones that masquerade as something else
32245,Why are people turning reddit into a generic social media site?,You guys wanted FB to die and now complain that reddit turning into FB. ,Couldn't they all just leave the Internet forever? 
32246,You guys wanted FB to die and now complain that reddit turning into FB. ,Couldn't they all just leave the Internet forever? ,"Unlikely, shit from FB is like energy. Cannot be destroyed. Only moved."
32247,Couldn't they all just leave the Internet forever? ,"Unlikely, shit from FB is like energy. Cannot be destroyed. Only moved.",The First Law of Internodynamics
32248,In my downtime while I wait for classes in college I enjoy people watching,As someone with social anxiety you are my mortal enemy. ,"I’ve horrible social anxiety myself 

I observe others so I’m ready for danger "
32249,As someone with social anxiety you are my mortal enemy. ,"I’ve horrible social anxiety myself 

I observe others so I’m ready for danger ","Gotta ask, what do you do when people catch you staring at them? "
32250,I want to know you random strangers,"Watching gossip girl, while trying not to fall asleep ",I never actually watch Gossip girl...what is it about?
32251,"Watching gossip girl, while trying not to fall asleep ",I never actually watch Gossip girl...what is it about?,Oooo watch it. It’s like about rich teenagers and the shit they do in New York 
32252,I never actually watch Gossip girl...what is it about?,Oooo watch it. It’s like about rich teenagers and the shit they do in New York ,Lol sounds interesting if I had cable :( its good old Netflix and I!
32253,Oooo watch it. It’s like about rich teenagers and the shit they do in New York ,Lol sounds interesting if I had cable :( its good old Netflix and I!,It’s on Netflix!
32254,Lol sounds interesting if I had cable :( its good old Netflix and I!,It’s on Netflix!,Damn srsly? Gonna check that out when I have time to spare. Thanks! :)
32255,I want to know you random strangers,"Just sitting here.. chilling, you?",Lol same! How was your day? 
32256,"Just sitting here.. chilling, you?",Lol same! How was your day? ,"Just woke up. Nothing much to do today, so on social media, where I saw this post lol"
32257,Anyone up for a game of 20 questions??,"not super familiar but i’m guessing this is how it works

I’m from Bangladesh

how old are you?","Looks like you’ve got the right idea! 

I’m 26. 

What is your favourite food? "
32258,"not super familiar but i’m guessing this is how it works

I’m from Bangladesh

how old are you?","Looks like you’ve got the right idea! 

I’m 26. 

What is your favourite food? ","mac and cheese with ketchup

how many people have you ever dated?"
32259,"Looks like you’ve got the right idea! 

I’m 26. 

What is your favourite food? ","mac and cheese with ketchup

how many people have you ever dated?","I’ve dated a few, ahh.. 7 people in total I think? 

What do you do with your days?? "
32260,Anyone up for a game of 20 questions??,"yea sure why not. hit me up.

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia (originally from Poland)","Wow! Interesting background, it’s your turn to ask one back now though 😉"
32261,"yea sure why not. hit me up.

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia (originally from Poland)","Wow! Interesting background, it’s your turn to ask one back now though 😉","ah haha,

what's your occupation?"
32262,"Wow! Interesting background, it’s your turn to ask one back now though 😉","ah haha,

what's your occupation?","I’m a social worker. What’s yours? 

And... how old are you? "
32263,Anyone up for a game of 20 questions??,"Hi! I'm from Mexico,


What's on your left?","My bedside table! What’s on your left?? 

And.... what’s your favourite food? "
32264,"Hi! I'm from Mexico,


What's on your left?","My bedside table! What’s on your left?? 

And.... what’s your favourite food? ","A chair with some clothes in it, and either sushi or ramen. 

What's your favorite season?"
32265,Anyone up for a game of 20 questions??,"I'm from China.

What's your favourite McDonald's food item?","I don’t love McDonald’s, but I think I’d have to say nuggets! 

How old are you? "
32266,"I'm from China.

What's your favourite McDonald's food item?","I don’t love McDonald’s, but I think I’d have to say nuggets! 

How old are you? ","I'm 15, pretty young.

What's your favourite fruit?"
32267,Statement game,"•you are tired

yes

•you are sad right now","No


* You still remember a nightmare you had last year"
32268,"•you are tired

yes

•you are sad right now","No


* You still remember a nightmare you had last year","yes

•your father cheated on your mother and you found out lately?"
32269,"No


* You still remember a nightmare you had last year","yes

•your father cheated on your mother and you found out lately?","No


* You have cheated in your life"
32270,Statement game,"You have a guilty pleasure song, yes.

You like sour over sweet.","Oh that's a tough one... uhm... No


You rather be cold than hot"
32271,"You have a guilty pleasure song, yes.

You like sour over sweet.","Oh that's a tough one... uhm... No


You rather be cold than hot","Definitely no

You prefer to have no wind over a slight breeze outside."
32272,"Oh that's a tough one... uhm... No


You rather be cold than hot","Definitely no

You prefer to have no wind over a slight breeze outside.","No


You have a bucket list"
32273,"Definitely no

You prefer to have no wind over a slight breeze outside.","No


You have a bucket list","No

You acquired your dream job as a child."
32274,"No


You have a bucket list","No

You acquired your dream job as a child.","No 


You are a night owl"
32275,"No

You acquired your dream job as a child.","No 


You are a night owl","Yes

You like country music"
32276,"No 


You are a night owl","Yes

You like country music","I can so yes


You believed in Santa Claus"
32277,"Yes

You like country music","I can so yes


You believed in Santa Claus","Yes, don't anymore

You have a pet"
32278,"I can so yes


You believed in Santa Claus","Yes, don't anymore

You have a pet","No


You would date someone that did not share your political views"
32279,Statement game,[deleted],"No


You have a crooked nose"
32280,[deleted],"No


You have a crooked nose",[deleted]
32281,"No


You have a crooked nose",[deleted],"Yes


You eat when you are sad"
32282,[deleted],"Yes


You eat when you are sad",[deleted]
32283,"Yes


You eat when you are sad",[deleted],"No... I don't like traveling at all


If you were an animal you would be a fish"
32284,[deleted],"No... I don't like traveling at all


If you were an animal you would be a fish",[deleted]
32285,"No... I don't like traveling at all


If you were an animal you would be a fish",[deleted],"That sure depends but yes


You like to take naps"
32286,[deleted],"That sure depends but yes


You like to take naps",[deleted]
32287,"That sure depends but yes


You like to take naps",[deleted],"Yes, love them


You believe in something"
32288,[deleted],"Yes, love them


You believe in something",[deleted]
32289,"Yes, love them


You believe in something",[deleted],"Yes


You want to get married"
32290,A lot of my friends pretend to like beer,How old are y'all?,My guess is young. 
32291,How old are y'all?,My guess is young. ,My guess is turquoise.
32292,My guess is young. ,My guess is turquoise.,My guess is potato
32293,What is the one song you get goosebumps when listening to?,Sing for the Moment - Eminem it's too relatable,Yeah I really like him too.
32294,Sing for the Moment - Eminem it's too relatable,Yeah I really like him too.,What's ur fav song from him 
32295,Yeah I really like him too.,What's ur fav song from him ,Toy Soldiers or Mockingbird.
32296,What's ur fav song from him ,Toy Soldiers or Mockingbird.,Nice picks. Love both. I prefer when I'm gone over mockingbird tho
32297,Toy Soldiers or Mockingbird.,Nice picks. Love both. I prefer when I'm gone over mockingbird tho,I totally forgot about that one.. Didn't listen any of his songs for a while to be honest.
32298,Nice picks. Love both. I prefer when I'm gone over mockingbird tho,I totally forgot about that one.. Didn't listen any of his songs for a while to be honest.,Have u heard his chloraseptic remix verse and caterpillar verses. They're 🔥 
32299,I totally forgot about that one.. Didn't listen any of his songs for a while to be honest.,Have u heard his chloraseptic remix verse and caterpillar verses. They're 🔥 ,"Gonna listen to them now, thank you for the suggestion."
32300,Have u heard his chloraseptic remix verse and caterpillar verses. They're 🔥 ,"Gonna listen to them now, thank you for the suggestion.",Np
32301,Feel like talking? Tell me anything you'd like. I respond to everyone.,Wadu Hek?,Not sure what that means.
32302,Wadu Hek?,Not sure what that means.,It's a strange gamer thing. I was just being silly. :)
32303,Feel like talking? Tell me anything you'd like. I respond to everyone.,See anything good latly?,Last movie i saw was infinity war. I might see predator and mr glass. U ?
32304,See anything good latly?,Last movie i saw was infinity war. I might see predator and mr glass. U ?,Same with infinity war. I loved that movie “a quiet place” that movie was awsome
32305,Last movie i saw was infinity war. I might see predator and mr glass. U ?,Same with infinity war. I loved that movie “a quiet place” that movie was awsome,Ya didn't see that one. Any favorite old movies?
32306,Same with infinity war. I loved that movie “a quiet place” that movie was awsome,Ya didn't see that one. Any favorite old movies?,"Not old, but ""Bridge of Spies"" was good. "
32307,Ya didn't see that one. Any favorite old movies?,"Not old, but ""Bridge of Spies"" was good. ",Dont think ive seen that one.
32308,Feel like talking? Tell me anything you'd like. I respond to everyone.,"I feel sad fren 
can u cheers me up?",I can try. Why are you sad?
32309,"I feel sad fren 
can u cheers me up?",I can try. Why are you sad?,I got in a fight shortly after I left for the beach and never apologized
32310,I can try. Why are you sad?,I got in a fight shortly after I left for the beach and never apologized,Well sounds like you know how to fix your sadness all by yourself. You dont even need me lol.
32311,I got in a fight shortly after I left for the beach and never apologized,Well sounds like you know how to fix your sadness all by yourself. You dont even need me lol.,"well I was hoping you could cheer me up, not solve problem. u make me sad fren :c"
32312,Well sounds like you know how to fix your sadness all by yourself. You dont even need me lol.,"well I was hoping you could cheer me up, not solve problem. u make me sad fren :c",Ask me anything you want. That'll take your mind off you atleast lol.
32313,Tell Me Your Definition Of Love,"Love is pure and complete honesty without anger, hate, jealousy, or possessiveness. ",Well there's gotta be anger at some point in a marriage...
32314,"Love is pure and complete honesty without anger, hate, jealousy, or possessiveness. ",Well there's gotta be anger at some point in a marriage...,When it's day in and day out fighting eventually enough is enough.
32315,Well there's gotta be anger at some point in a marriage...,When it's day in and day out fighting eventually enough is enough.,It's not everyday but it sure isn't nonexistent
32316,I'm mad because the person with the account name I originally wanted doesn't do anything with it. What are you mad about today?,dude same &amp; people shit on me all the time for the ‘e’,"Like, in Whiskey?? I thought that's how it is..."
32317,dude same &amp; people shit on me all the time for the ‘e’,"Like, in Whiskey?? I thought that's how it is...","American whiskey has an e, Scottish whisky is spelled without it "
32318,"Like, in Whiskey?? I thought that's how it is...","American whiskey has an e, Scottish whisky is spelled without it ","Oh fascinating, thank you!"
32319,I'm mad because the person with the account name I originally wanted doesn't do anything with it. What are you mad about today?,"Someone took ""pancake"" and I'm salty.",You just want to be any old pancake? I like THE pancake better :)
32320,"Someone took ""pancake"" and I'm salty.",You just want to be any old pancake? I like THE pancake better :),"Good point,  but ThePancake was taken too"
32321,I'm mad because the person with the account name I originally wanted doesn't do anything with it. What are you mad about today?,/u/Eden hasn't posted in 11 years...,"Get your shit together /u/Eden, use it or lose it!"
32322,/u/Eden hasn't posted in 11 years...,"Get your shit together /u/Eden, use it or lose it!",I prefer lurking ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
32323,"Get your shit together /u/Eden, use it or lose it!",I prefer lurking ¯\_(ツ)_/¯,I figured you were still around. One does not simply *stop using reddit*.
32324,The Orange Envelope,🤗 here ya go. Hope your day is filled with many more orange envelopes. ,"Thank you spring chicken, you have made my current few minutes :D. "
32325,🤗 here ya go. Hope your day is filled with many more orange envelopes. ,"Thank you spring chicken, you have made my current few minutes :D. ",Lol why did you call him/her spring chicken? 
32326,"Thank you spring chicken, you have made my current few minutes :D. ",Lol why did you call him/her spring chicken? ,Being drunk mostly.
32327,The Orange Envelope,I've honestly thought it was red this whole time. Orange makes a lot more sense though.,"IIRC, the actual name for the color according to reddit is ""orangered""."
32328,I've honestly thought it was red this whole time. Orange makes a lot more sense though.,"IIRC, the actual name for the color according to reddit is ""orangered"".",TIL
32329,The Orange Envelope,"Yay, someone read something of mine.","Acknowledgement from the other hoomans, yaay!"
32330,"Yay, someone read something of mine.","Acknowledgement from the other hoomans, yaay!",yaay!
32331,The Orange Envelope,I always get excited by it. ,Is very exciting. It means actual human beans want to speak to you.
32332,I always get excited by it. ,Is very exciting. It means actual human beans want to speak to you.,"Yeah, and most of the time, they just want to have a nice chat :)"
32333,Is very exciting. It means actual human beans want to speak to you.,"Yeah, and most of the time, they just want to have a nice chat :)",That's always lovely/
32334,The Orange Envelope,feels real good,Super fucking good mate.
32335,feels real good,Super fucking good mate.,Yeah it does
32336,The Orange Envelope,Here's another envelope! I like talking to strangers on the internet!,"Me too, strangers on the internet tend to be so interesting."
32337,Here's another envelope! I like talking to strangers on the internet!,"Me too, strangers on the internet tend to be so interesting.",I've never had a bad experience with the good ol' Orangered. Have you?
32338,The Orange Envelope,"Just seeing the title, I didn't know what you were talking about. Now I'm sad.",I'm sorry :/
32339,"Just seeing the title, I didn't know what you were talking about. Now I'm sad.",I'm sorry :/,"Well, I got one for this, so that's good."
32340,I'm sorry :/,"Well, I got one for this, so that's good.",Yay :)
32341,The Orange Envelope,I sometimes do posts on reddit just for a notification😂I am very lonely,"Human interaction is nice, even if you can’t see the human."
32342,I sometimes do posts on reddit just for a notification😂I am very lonely,"Human interaction is nice, even if you can’t see the human.",Online interaction is all I have really. IRL interactions don't go so well. Thanks :)
32343,What is your favorite animal and why,Horses cause imo they're the only animal you can actually have a lotta fun with.,They were also the first form of transportation 
32344,Horses cause imo they're the only animal you can actually have a lotta fun with.,They were also the first form of transportation ,The first form was probably walking lol
32345,What is your favorite animal and why,Giraffes because they just look so strange. Their necks are so goofy.,Yes who would imagine that natural selection produces a giraffe! 
32346,Giraffes because they just look so strange. Their necks are so goofy.,Yes who would imagine that natural selection produces a giraffe! ,:) 
32347,What is your favorite animal and why,Baby Owls are simply adorable as hell .. ,Good pick! 
32348,Baby Owls are simply adorable as hell .. ,Good pick! ,Thank Ye!
32349,Make me laugh and I’ll give you gold,"What does a robot do after a one night stand? Nuts and bolts!

I fucking tried.",I like the simplicity...
32350,"What does a robot do after a one night stand? Nuts and bolts!

I fucking tried.",I like the simplicity...,Who you giving it to? 
32351,I like the simplicity...,Who you giving it to? ,I gave it to u/prawnandcocktail!
32352,Make me laugh and I’ll give you gold,"How do you spell 'Shop' ..  S .. H .. O .. P  
What do you do at a green light?",Oooooo you got me 
32353,"How do you spell 'Shop' ..  S .. H .. O .. P  
What do you do at a green light?",Oooooo you got me ,Ah ha .. so that one was more 'oooo' than 'lol' it seems :)
32354,Make me laugh and I’ll give you gold,[removed],[removed]
32355,Let's talk about anything!,Do you think Tommy’s mom is REALLY hot like I do?,Just googled and yeah she thicc af
32356,Do you think Tommy’s mom is REALLY hot like I do?,Just googled and yeah she thicc af,I’ll just send you a sfw image so we’re on the same page alright?
32357,Let's talk about anything!,"I just woke up, got some new tea in the mail that I’m excited to try.",Username checks out
32358,"I just woke up, got some new tea in the mail that I’m excited to try.",Username checks out,Going to try some really high roasted oolong that I’ve been waiting to try.  
32359,Let's talk about anything!,What are you studying?,At the moment I am in my last year of high school. My m1in subjects are Latin and maths. 
32360,What are you studying?,At the moment I am in my last year of high school. My m1in subjects are Latin and maths. ,What are m1in? (I’m from the US)
32361,At the moment I am in my last year of high school. My m1in subjects are Latin and maths. ,What are m1in? (I’m from the US),"*main subjects, it's like the lessons you have your most hours of. "
32362,What are m1in? (I’m from the US),"*main subjects, it's like the lessons you have your most hours of. ",Oh gotcha. Cool! Do you want to have a career involving either of those?
32363,Let's talk about anything!,"Ever hear Flower Boy by Tyler, The Creator?","No, I'm afraid I haven't."
32364,"Ever hear Flower Boy by Tyler, The Creator?","No, I'm afraid I haven't.",What kind of music do you like? It’s probably my favorite album.
32365,"No, I'm afraid I haven't.",What kind of music do you like? It’s probably my favorite album.,"I love movie soundtracks mostly, but in terms of popular music, I love Imagine Dragons a ton."
32366,Let's talk about anything!,"hi, i remember you from teenagers new. hows it going?","It's going pretty well, I vaguely recognize your username. How's the sub doing?"
32367,"hi, i remember you from teenagers new. hows it going?","It's going pretty well, I vaguely recognize your username. How's the sub doing?",it’s doing pretty good and there are a lot of new people
32368,"It's going pretty well, I vaguely recognize your username. How's the sub doing?",it’s doing pretty good and there are a lot of new people,That's good. How is everyone? Has any big drama happened recently?
32369,it’s doing pretty good and there are a lot of new people,That's good. How is everyone? Has any big drama happened recently?,not that i know of
32370,Let's talk about anything!,What’s your opinion on Lucy ,I don't know who you're talking about.
32371,What’s your opinion on Lucy ,I don't know who you're talking about.,You know Tommy’s mom! She’s hot as hell.
32372,I don't know who you're talking about.,You know Tommy’s mom! She’s hot as hell.,Who's Tommy?
32373,What’s your opinion on Lucy ,I don't know who you're talking about.,Also your name is fucking fantastic 
32374,I don't know who you're talking about.,Also your name is fucking fantastic ,Lol thanks.
32375,Let's talk about anything!,Where was the camp?,Kind of the western side of Michigan.
32376,Where was the camp?,Kind of the western side of Michigan.,Sounds nice. Was it fun?
32377,"I accidentally deleted my memes off of my OneDrive, and I feel like a part of my soul is missing.",I feel like this is the single most first world thing I've ever read.,And you would probably be right.
32378,I feel like this is the single most first world thing I've ever read.,And you would probably be right.,why did you have so many memes? Did you make them or just collect them? 
32379,"I accidentally deleted my memes off of my OneDrive, and I feel like a part of my soul is missing.",I feel like this is the single most first world thing I've ever read.,Also gayest.
32380,I feel like this is the single most first world thing I've ever read.,Also gayest.,2000 wants their adjective back
32381,"I accidentally deleted my memes off of my OneDrive, and I feel like a part of my soul is missing.","You had *15GB worth of memes...?*


*What* the FUCK","I am become Duke, the Dankest of Memers."
32382,"You had *15GB worth of memes...?*


*What* the FUCK","I am become Duke, the Dankest of Memers.",You're a goddamn hero that's what you are. 
32383,"I am become Duke, the Dankest of Memers.",You're a goddamn hero that's what you are. ,A fallen hero...
32384,Hi there! Ask me questions and I'll give you an answer and a question in return.,What is your favorite food item?,I'd say wraps I think. What is yours? 
32385,What is your favorite food item?,I'd say wraps I think. What is yours? ,I would probably say cheeseburgers. I do love the taste of a good burger.
32386,Hi there! Ask me questions and I'll give you an answer and a question in return.,What's the most fun thing you have ever done?,What about you? 
32387,What's the most fun thing you have ever done?,What about you? ,I think mine would be playing fortnite and meeting nice people :)
32388,What about you? ,I think mine would be playing fortnite and meeting nice people :),Cool :) 
32389,I just wanna thank everyone,"Good grief, all of your postings are your ass, cock and balls!",Lmao what the fuck
32390,"Good grief, all of your postings are your ass, cock and balls!",Lmao what the fuck,Go look. I dare you.
32391,Lmao what the fuck,Go look. I dare you.,I did before I wrote that comment 
32392,Go look. I dare you.,I did before I wrote that comment ,LOL...surprised?
32393,I did before I wrote that comment ,LOL...surprised?,Obviously
32394,LOL...surprised?,Obviously,Holy mother of Fudgecakes I don't want to see that.
32395,Lmao what the fuck,Go look. I dare you.,AHHHHHHH
32396,I just wanna thank everyone,"Good grief, all of your postings are your ass, cock and balls!","Why couldn't I just have taken everyone's word on this?  Bye reddit, I'm done for the day."
32397,"Good grief, all of your postings are your ass, cock and balls!","Why couldn't I just have taken everyone's word on this?  Bye reddit, I'm done for the day.",God.  Damn. It.  I didn’t take your word for it either.  
32398,"Good grief, all of your postings are your ass, cock and balls!","Why couldn't I just have taken everyone's word on this?  Bye reddit, I'm done for the day.",I didn't take anyone's word for it either. Is there absolutely no way I can unsee this?
32399,I just wanna thank everyone,"Good grief, all of your postings are your ass, cock and balls!",this is the only reply he hasn't responded to
32400,"Good grief, all of your postings are your ass, cock and balls!",this is the only reply he hasn't responded to,I noticed that too :D
32401,"Good grief, all of your postings are your ass, cock and balls!",this is the only reply he hasn't responded to,He's also trying to make some NOT COCK N BALLS posts
32402,I just wanna thank everyone,"Good grief, all of your postings are your ass, cock and balls!","Yo wtf, I should of trusted you"
32403,"Good grief, all of your postings are your ass, cock and balls!","Yo wtf, I should of trusted you",lol
32404,I just wanna thank everyone,Bro I'm glad you've found a welcoming community here. :),Thank you :)
32405,Bro I'm glad you've found a welcoming community here. :),Thank you :),You're welcome.
32406,"I just realize that no one else except people from the Midwest say ""ope""",Not from the midwest. Never heard ope in my life. I like it.,"hah it's pretty catchy
"
32407,Not from the midwest. Never heard ope in my life. I like it.,"hah it's pretty catchy
",It has a very charming goof quality to it. 
32408,"hah it's pretty catchy
",It has a very charming goof quality to it. ,"charming goof describes the midwest very well :D
"
32409,It has a very charming goof quality to it. ,"charming goof describes the midwest very well :D
",Sounds like I need to relocate
32410,"charming goof describes the midwest very well :D
",Sounds like I need to relocate,haha where are you from?
32411,Does anyone here make their own music?,I released an EP back in May and I’m currently producing three EPs for other people :),may i listen? 
32412,I released an EP back in May and I’m currently producing three EPs for other people :),may i listen? ,[removed]
32413,Does anyone here make their own music?,I'm currently working on a project. Made a few shitty songs so far.,do you mind if i have a listen? :)
32414,I'm currently working on a project. Made a few shitty songs so far.,do you mind if i have a listen? :),I'll PM you.
32415,John Denver’s “Take Me Home Country Roads” is in everything nowadays and it’s ridiculous.,it's a good ass song tho fr,"seriously it makes me feel nostalgic for West Virginia, and I'm not even from there."
32416,it's a good ass song tho fr,"seriously it makes me feel nostalgic for West Virginia, and I'm not even from there.",*saves up money to travel to west virginia*
32417,it's a good ass song tho fr,"seriously it makes me feel nostalgic for West Virginia, and I'm not even from there.","Neither was John Denver, in fact he'd never been there before when he wrote the song."
32418,John Denver’s “Take Me Home Country Roads” is in everything nowadays and it’s ridiculous.,it's a good ass song tho fr,"It is, but you’d get sick of eating ice cream every meal of the day too"
32419,it's a good ass song tho fr,"It is, but you’d get sick of eating ice cream every meal of the day too",🤔
32420,John Denver’s “Take Me Home Country Roads” is in everything nowadays and it’s ridiculous.,"Almost heaven, West Virginia...","Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River"
32421,"Almost heaven, West Virginia...","Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River","Life is old there, older than the trees"
32422,"Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River","Life is old there, older than the trees","Younger than the mountains, rolling like the breeze."
32423,John Denver’s “Take Me Home Country Roads” is in everything nowadays and it’s ridiculous.,Grandma's Feather Bed is a better track to me anyway .. ,I’d love see forty-leven geese!
32424,Grandma's Feather Bed is a better track to me anyway .. ,I’d love see forty-leven geese!,so you get me !
32425,My dirty little secret is that I don't like animals that much.,Don't worry people don't like you either. ,I like OP
32426,Don't worry people don't like you either. ,I like OP,"It's you I like, just the way you are."
32427,My dirty little secret is that I don't like animals that much.,"I love dogs, why wouldn't anyone? Loyal to the owners and protectors of the house","Loud, smelly, drooly, jumpy. "
32428,"I love dogs, why wouldn't anyone? Loyal to the owners and protectors of the house","Loud, smelly, drooly, jumpy. ","...hairy, needy, they beg, they bark, they sniff, and are so high maintenance! "
32429,"I love dogs, why wouldn't anyone? Loyal to the owners and protectors of the house","Loud, smelly, drooly, jumpy. ",This exactly is why I don’t like dogs. 
32430,My dirty little secret is that I don't like animals that much.,Rodents &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; dogs ,I'll get me a nice hamster and get him the nicest wheel in all the land!
32431,Rodents &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; dogs ,I'll get me a nice hamster and get him the nicest wheel in all the land!,Yes I want a hamster so bad!! 
32432,Anyone want to share something that they find beautiful?,Tommy’s mother,Nice
32433,Tommy’s mother,Nice,You want pics?
32434,Nice,You want pics?,I'm good thanks lol
32435,You want pics?,I'm good thanks lol,"Trust me, it’s great "
32436,I'm good thanks lol,"Trust me, it’s great ",I'm sure it is haha
32437,"Trust me, it’s great ",I'm sure it is haha,Fine you’re missing out though 
32438,Favorite youtuber?,Tom Scott,I think I've heard of hm but what's his content like?
32439,Tom Scott,I think I've heard of hm but what's his content like?,"It's really informative stuff , well shot and lots of science and computer related topics "
32440,I think I've heard of hm but what's his content like?,"It's really informative stuff , well shot and lots of science and computer related topics ",Ooo sounds great!
32441,Favorite youtuber?,"SSoHPKC, I shall await his return ad long as I have too. ",How long has he been gone?
32442,"SSoHPKC, I shall await his return ad long as I have too. ",How long has he been gone?,About a year and a half at this point. 
32443,How long has he been gone?,About a year and a half at this point. ,Oh god! Hang in there haha
32444,Favorite youtuber?,"Pewdiepie
SNIPERWOLF
... Myself",Haha what kinda videos do you make or it just a joke?
32445,"Pewdiepie
SNIPERWOLF
... Myself",Haha what kinda videos do you make or it just a joke?,"I'm never stuck on one topic, I've made videos ranging from gaming to Funko Pops"
32446,Haha what kinda videos do you make or it just a joke?,"I'm never stuck on one topic, I've made videos ranging from gaming to Funko Pops",Do you do dude! If you enjoy it keep it up!
32447,Favorite youtuber?,Styxhexenhammer666 ,What's their content like?
32448,Styxhexenhammer666 ,What's their content like?,go check it out
32449,Favorite youtuber?,Lovelyti2002,What's their content like?
32450,Lovelyti2002,What's their content like?,"She does celebrity news and her commentary is hilarious 

Warning: she curses a lot 😆"
32451,What's something you're passionate about that no one seems to care about?,Films and discussing them after.So I go on talking at random.,Do you like inception?
32452,Films and discussing them after.So I go on talking at random.,Do you like inception?,Loved it.
32453,Do you like inception?,Loved it.,"Dude, dude. This movie is so fucking amazing. Specially when you are drunk."
32454,What's something you're passionate about that no one seems to care about?,My bad dragon collection,Are they a collection or badly behaved dragons or just shit ones? 
32455,My bad dragon collection,Are they a collection or badly behaved dragons or just shit ones? ,"Not shit ones. Let's just say, they go where you shit... "
32456,I've invented a new word: Bailure,🅱️ailure,🅱️ailure
32457,🅱️ailure,🅱️ailure,🅱️ailure 
32458,🅱️ailure,🅱️ailure ,🅱ailure 
32459,🅱️ailure ,🅱ailure ,🅱️ailure
32460,🅱ailure ,🅱️ailure,🅱️ailure 
32461,🅱️ailure,🅱️ailure ,🅱️ailure
32462,🅱️ailure ,🅱️ailure,nope i’m bailing out
32463,🅱️ailure,nope i’m bailing out,"You could say that you leaving made this train a...

🅱️ailure"
32464,It's easy to forget that people IRL don't generally get internet humor.,that sounds awkward ,My entire life is awkward.
32465,that sounds awkward ,My entire life is awkward.,my entire life is depressing.
32466,My entire life is awkward.,my entire life is depressing.,Our lives should get married 
32467,my entire life is depressing.,Our lives should get married ,trust me you don't wanna be near my life lol
32468,Our lives should get married ,trust me you don't wanna be near my life lol,My life doesn't want to be near my life. 
32469,trust me you don't wanna be near my life lol,My life doesn't want to be near my life. ,You actually have lives?
32470,My life doesn't want to be near my life. ,You actually have lives?,/r/2meirl4meirl
32471,My life doesn't want to be near my life. ,You actually have lives?,"I've played Contra, I know how this works"
32472,my entire life is depressing.,Our lives should get married ,Now kiss
32473,my entire life is depressing.,Our lives should get married ,Can I interest you in a murder-suicide?
32474,Our lives should get married ,Can I interest you in a murder-suicide?,As long as I get to be the murder so Jesus doesn’t get angry.
32475,that sounds awkward ,My entire life is awkward.,*crickets*
32476,My entire life is awkward.,*crickets*,OMFG KILL THEM WITH FIRE
32477,*crickets*,OMFG KILL THEM WITH FIRE,I love u
32478,It's easy to forget that people IRL don't generally get internet humor.,"damn, i woulda laughed at that.  goddamn office workers and their uptight office personalities",It’s great when you have friends that *get it* but when people don’t... the day tends to drag.
32479,"damn, i woulda laughed at that.  goddamn office workers and their uptight office personalities",It’s great when you have friends that *get it* but when people don’t... the day tends to drag.,"Don’t worry, if I worked with you I’d probably laugh. "
32480,It’s great when you have friends that *get it* but when people don’t... the day tends to drag.,"Don’t worry, if I worked with you I’d probably laugh. ","Thanks, friend."
32481,It's easy to forget that people IRL don't generally get internet humor.,I make John Mulaney references all the time and no one gets them. ,John Mulaney is my mother and you can not convince me otherwise.
32482,I make John Mulaney references all the time and no one gets them. ,John Mulaney is my mother and you can not convince me otherwise.,I mean it's an easy mix up if your mother is a strong Asian American woman 
32483,It's easy to forget that people IRL don't generally get internet humor.,I make John Mulaney references all the time and no one gets them. ,I do too and I don't even know who he is.
32484,I make John Mulaney references all the time and no one gets them. ,I do too and I don't even know who he is.,I would highly suggest watching it
32485,It's easy to forget that people IRL don't generally get internet humor.,I make John Mulaney references all the time and no one gets them. ,Does it throw them off their rhythm? 
32486,I make John Mulaney references all the time and no one gets them. ,Does it throw them off their rhythm? ,Like $50 in a money clip 
32487,It's easy to forget that people IRL don't generally get internet humor.,"but,er uh um we are all people in real life...... unless you're all A.I's",Everyone on Reddit is a bot except you.
32488,"but,er uh um we are all people in real life...... unless you're all A.I's",Everyone on Reddit is a bot except you.,I'm just tryna fit in
32489,It's easy to forget that people IRL don't generally get internet humor.,"I that's not internet humor, I thought you were going to bring up a meme or something.",Yeah self deprecation didn’t originate on the Internet 
32490,"I that's not internet humor, I thought you were going to bring up a meme or something.",Yeah self deprecation didn’t originate on the Internet ,Your right. It originates within us all.
32491,Do you drink coffee in the morning?,"Never liked coffee, I'm a tea drinker.",That's good too :) what kind of tea do you drink?
32492,"Never liked coffee, I'm a tea drinker.",That's good too :) what kind of tea do you drink?,"Tetley- orange pekoe. Or, English breakfast."
32493,Do you drink coffee in the morning?,"breathing. drinking coffee. cheese.

all essentials to living for me.","oh, what kind of cheese?"
32494,"breathing. drinking coffee. cheese.

all essentials to living for me.","oh, what kind of cheese?",all the cheese
32495,"oh, what kind of cheese?",all the cheese,how cheesy
32496,At work for another 6 hours. What’s everyone else up to?,Waiting for the Nordstrom anniversary sale to begin so that I can buy what I want and go sleep,Hopefully it does soon so you can head to bed! What type of item(s)  are you holding out for?
32497,Waiting for the Nordstrom anniversary sale to begin so that I can buy what I want and go sleep,Hopefully it does soon so you can head to bed! What type of item(s)  are you holding out for?,Some makeup and a pair of jeans! I really hope the website won't crash
32498,At work for another 6 hours. What’s everyone else up to?,"Little bit tipsy, trying to make cheesy potatos. You don't understand how bad I want these",Your comment just made me get up and make a very cheesy potato. Thank you for the inspiration.
32499,"Little bit tipsy, trying to make cheesy potatos. You don't understand how bad I want these",Your comment just made me get up and make a very cheesy potato. Thank you for the inspiration.,"I used sharp cheddar on redskin, wby?"
32500,Your comment just made me get up and make a very cheesy potato. Thank you for the inspiration.,"I used sharp cheddar on redskin, wby?","I only had Parmesan for my russet, but I threw some butter and peas on there too. Mood boosted."
32501,At work for another 6 hours. What’s everyone else up to?,Just got home from an evening walk; eating pie. Bedtime soon and work tomorrow,I like your priorities. What type of pie?
32502,Just got home from an evening walk; eating pie. Bedtime soon and work tomorrow,I like your priorities. What type of pie?,Apple!  But from a factory unfortunately 
32503,I like your priorities. What type of pie?,Apple!  But from a factory unfortunately ,Yuck. Nothing beats a homemade pie.
32504,At work for another 6 hours. What’s everyone else up to?,Dropped my bf off after having him over for the first time :),I’m almost scared to ask but how’d it go? 😂
32505,Dropped my bf off after having him over for the first time :),I’m almost scared to ask but how’d it go? 😂,It went well besides my dad busting us LOL
32506,I’m almost scared to ask but how’d it go? 😂,It went well besides my dad busting us LOL,And your bf is still alive? 
32507,What simple/mundane things make you happy?,I had some whole wheat cream of wheat with maple syrup on it. That made me happy.,"Man, now I need to up my cream of wheat game. That sounds good!"
32508,I had some whole wheat cream of wheat with maple syrup on it. That made me happy.,"Man, now I need to up my cream of wheat game. That sounds good!",Just the right combination of carbs for sleep.
32509,"Man, now I need to up my cream of wheat game. That sounds good!",Just the right combination of carbs for sleep.,Nice! What are your carbs of choice?
32510,Just the right combination of carbs for sleep.,Nice! What are your carbs of choice?,Gotta get more veggies and less starchy stuff. What band?
32511,What simple/mundane things make you happy?,Taking a walk in a quiet and lonely place,"That is a really nice feeling, especially when you're surrounded by nature."
32512,Taking a walk in a quiet and lonely place,"That is a really nice feeling, especially when you're surrounded by nature.",Abandoned houses do the trick as well
32513,"That is a really nice feeling, especially when you're surrounded by nature.",Abandoned houses do the trick as well,"Huh, never tried that one before!"
32514,What simple/mundane things make you happy?,"Swing sets at night, listening to music. ","Now I wish parks didn't close down at sunset, that sounds nice!"
32515,"Swing sets at night, listening to music. ","Now I wish parks didn't close down at sunset, that sounds nice!","I think these ones do too, but no ones ever kicked me out soo. "
32516,Anyone else tired all the time?,I'm tired all the time too. Could be a vitamin deficiency,That's actually a super good idea. I'll start taking a multivitamin or something.
32517,I'm tired all the time too. Could be a vitamin deficiency,That's actually a super good idea. I'll start taking a multivitamin or something.,I would reccommend to get a test indeed; in my case it was a vitamin B-12 deficiency. 
32518,That's actually a super good idea. I'll start taking a multivitamin or something.,I would reccommend to get a test indeed; in my case it was a vitamin B-12 deficiency. ,I hear that's pretty common with people with this problem. Thank you! I will! :D
32519,Got anything you wanta talk about? Or just want to rant? Feel free to tell me anything.,"I really, really, *really* fucking hate my ex",Why?
32520,"I really, really, *really* fucking hate my ex",Why?,[removed]
32521,"I really, really, *really* fucking hate my ex",Why?,Does that answer why
32522,I am now a Certified Firefighter,How much do firefighters make? I always assumed it was above janitor but below doctor.,Nice broad range you've left yourself there!
32523,How much do firefighters make? I always assumed it was above janitor but below doctor.,Nice broad range you've left yourself there!,I honestly have no idea.
32524,I am now a Certified Firefighter,Congratulations! so instead of a cape you wear a....hat?,more like a helmet
32525,Congratulations! so instead of a cape you wear a....hat?,more like a helmet,Thank you! I couldn't remember the word! 😅
32526,more like a helmet,Thank you! I couldn't remember the word! 😅,You're welcome!
32527,Which dead singer would you bring back to life?,Chris Cornell ,Is this a cure or is this a dissseaaaaaasseee
32528,Chris Cornell ,Is this a cure or is this a dissseaaaaaasseee,NAAAAIL IN MYYYY HEEEAAAAD
32529,Which dead singer would you bring back to life?,I second Freddie Mercury ,Who's first?
32530,I second Freddie Mercury ,Who's first?,You
32531,Who's first?,You,What?
32532,You,What?,"No, Watt’s on second!"
32533,Which dead singer would you bring back to life?,Michael Jackson. He was such a sweet soul. ,He did become a zombie after making Thriller though.
32534,Michael Jackson. He was such a sweet soul. ,He did become a zombie after making Thriller though.,Haha true
32535,Michael Jackson. He was such a sweet soul. ,He did become a zombie after making Thriller though.,Still too soon
32536,Which dead singer would you bring back to life?,Eazy muthaphuckin E .. ,Who?
32537,Eazy muthaphuckin E .. ,Who?,Eazy .. Shit if you don’t know you better ask somebody .. 
32538,I'm an Uber driver and I nicknamed my phone Karen,"I nicknamed my phone navi, there's no one i love to say shut the hell up to more than navi haha","Please tell me the text tone is ""Hey! Listen!"""
32539,"I nicknamed my phone navi, there's no one i love to say shut the hell up to more than navi haha","Please tell me the text tone is ""Hey! Listen!""",I had my phone set to that and I managed one day before I had to change it. 
32540,I'm an Uber driver and I nicknamed my phone Karen,"mines called ""send nudes"" now I get weird shit air dropped to me sometimes","Risky game, friend. "
32541,"mines called ""send nudes"" now I get weird shit air dropped to me sometimes","Risky game, friend. ",exactly  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
32542,"Risky game, friend. ",exactly  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),"You're a absolute legend. Keep it up, the best reward requires the biggest risk."
32543,I'm an Uber driver and I nicknamed my phone Karen,"Well, hello.",KAREN. 
32544,"Well, hello.",KAREN. ,Stop yelling.
32545,I'm an Uber driver and I nicknamed my phone Karen,"Well, hello.",Hello there!
32546,"Well, hello.",Hello there!,r/beetlejuicing
32547,What was your first experience with the internet like?,Rotten.com,What was the website about?
32548,Rotten.com,What was the website about?,I don't think you want to know
32549,Cool. So I'm getting married.,"She Indian, bro?","No, she's super American. Black. Well, bi-racial (mixed black/white). We gon' make some mutts! "
32550,"She Indian, bro?","No, she's super American. Black. Well, bi-racial (mixed black/white). We gon' make some mutts! ",Haha she sure seems to be super cute. Badhai ho bhai.😊
32551,"No, she's super American. Black. Well, bi-racial (mixed black/white). We gon' make some mutts! ",Haha she sure seems to be super cute. Badhai ho bhai.😊,"Dhanyavaad, my dude!
"
32552,I just passed the driving test!,"This sounds like the Dutch drivers training process, am I right? ",Haha no
32553,"This sounds like the Dutch drivers training process, am I right? ",Haha no,Where then? 
32554,Haha no,Where then? ,Hong Kong
32555,I just passed the driving test!,I failed the parking part of mine the first time. It was so stressful!,I think the parking part is difficult so I practiced very hard on it. 
32556,I failed the parking part of mine the first time. It was so stressful!,I think the parking part is difficult so I practiced very hard on it. ,"Yes, it is. Thankfully I passed eventually but I waited far too long to finally get my license."
32557,I think the parking part is difficult so I practiced very hard on it. ,"Yes, it is. Thankfully I passed eventually but I waited far too long to finally get my license.",It doesn’t matter as long as you get it~ 
32558,"Yes, it is. Thankfully I passed eventually but I waited far too long to finally get my license.",It doesn’t matter as long as you get it~ ,"Depending on other people for rides was tough, but I made friends that way too."
32559,It doesn’t matter as long as you get it~ ,"Depending on other people for rides was tough, but I made friends that way too.",I see. It’s very inconvenient to depend on people but at least you gain something~ 
32560,I worked security at a Kesha/Macklemore show tonight,Did Kesha perform her new music or just the old stuff that we actually like? ,You know I'm not sure. I don't listen to her so I couldn't differentiate new from old.
32561,Did Kesha perform her new music or just the old stuff that we actually like? ,You know I'm not sure. I don't listen to her so I couldn't differentiate new from old.,"The old stuff is club/dance type and the new stuff is softer, Christian like. "
32562,I worked security at a Kesha/Macklemore show tonight,How many shows have you worked at?,Oh man I'm not sure. Hundred and hundreds
32563,How many shows have you worked at?,Oh man I'm not sure. Hundred and hundreds,That's cool af. TIL I want to be a security guard so I can see free concerts.
32564,I worked security at a Kesha/Macklemore show tonight,Lol macklemore is nobody just some random guy stop acting like hes a god or somerthing lmao.,Thanks random person on the internet who's YouTube channel has 6 subscribers. 
32565,Lol macklemore is nobody just some random guy stop acting like hes a god or somerthing lmao.,Thanks random person on the internet who's YouTube channel has 6 subscribers. ,I have 4k subscribers on my youtube channel but that has nothing to do with this.  
32566,I worked security at a Kesha/Macklemore show tonight,At the DTE? ,"It’s just DTE, not “the DTE”"
32567,At the DTE? ,"It’s just DTE, not “the DTE”",it will never NOT be Pine Knob. \**tear*
32568,"It’s just DTE, not “the DTE”",it will never NOT be Pine Knob. \**tear*,This is also true 
32569,"It’s just DTE, not “the DTE”",it will never NOT be Pine Knob. \**tear*,Pine Knob forever!!!!!!!!
32570,I worked security at a Kesha/Macklemore show tonight,was Janelle there with the feather in her hair?!?,"I’m so embarrassed that I not only got the reference, but I laughed out loud.  I have no class."
32571,was Janelle there with the feather in her hair?!?,"I’m so embarrassed that I not only got the reference, but I laughed out loud.  I have no class.","*I have no class*

depending on where, username checks out"
32572,I got accepted to culinary school,Omg I'm crying,Don't cry
32573,Omg I'm crying,Don't cry,"Please make another post telling your story,from start and till this moments please "
32574,Don't cry,"Please make another post telling your story,from start and till this moments please ",Lol I can tomorrow and then tag you if you want
32575,"Please make another post telling your story,from start and till this moments please ",Lol I can tomorrow and then tag you if you want,Please
32576,I got accepted to culinary school,Congrats to you!! We'll expect pics &amp; updates. ,"No problem, if you bring nachos you get a free meal if I ever open a restaurant"
32577,Congrats to you!! We'll expect pics &amp; updates. ,"No problem, if you bring nachos you get a free meal if I ever open a restaurant",Now that's a deal. 
32578,"No problem, if you bring nachos you get a free meal if I ever open a restaurant",Now that's a deal. ,Deal! Wait
32579,I got accepted to culinary school,Congrats!,Thank you
32580,Congrats!,Thank you,And happy cake day!
32581,Thank you,And happy cake day!,Thank you!
32582,I got accepted to culinary school,Congratulations Chef ,Am I jon favreau now
32583,Congratulations Chef ,Am I jon favreau now,Loool  how’s your acting :)
32584,Am I jon favreau now,Loool  how’s your acting :),I'd say pretty decent
32585,Loool  how’s your acting :),I'd say pretty decent,Awesome so now I will add actor/actress to your bio 
32586,I'd say pretty decent,Awesome so now I will add actor/actress to your bio ,Add it to the resume
32587,Awesome so now I will add actor/actress to your bio ,Add it to the resume,"Done and done 
Wishing you the absolute best on your culinary journey "
32588,Add it to the resume,"Done and done 
Wishing you the absolute best on your culinary journey ",r/metalostredditors/beetlejuicing?
32589,"Done and done 
Wishing you the absolute best on your culinary journey ",r/metalostredditors/beetlejuicing?,Naturally :)
32590,What are you're top 5 TV shows of all time?,"No order; vikings, Rick and morty, trailer park boys, the Simpsons, creepy Canada?",I love trailer park boys (: 
32591,"No order; vikings, Rick and morty, trailer park boys, the Simpsons, creepy Canada?",I love trailer park boys (: ,My friend got to be an extra on s6 because of his Ontario shitnobile. So jealous
32592,I love trailer park boys (: ,My friend got to be an extra on s6 because of his Ontario shitnobile. So jealous,No way?? What episode?
32593,I’ll recommend you three songs!,"I love classical piano pieces, but I'm also open to full orchestra stuff. Got anything good? ","Yeah! 

1) Federico Albanese / Migrants 
2) Kai Engel / After Midnight 
3) Jed Kurzel / Macbeth "
32594,"I love classical piano pieces, but I'm also open to full orchestra stuff. Got anything good? ","Yeah! 

1) Federico Albanese / Migrants 
2) Kai Engel / After Midnight 
3) Jed Kurzel / Macbeth ","After Midnight is beautiful, thanks! "
32595,I’ll recommend you three songs!,"I need something to listen to while thinking of the good old days between 2 AM and 6 AM, please.","Here you go

1) The Paper Kites / St. Clarity 
2) Phora / As Time Goes By
3) pronoun / run "
32596,"I need something to listen to while thinking of the good old days between 2 AM and 6 AM, please.","Here you go

1) The Paper Kites / St. Clarity 
2) Phora / As Time Goes By
3) pronoun / run ",Thank you.
32597,I'm 19 I have aspergers and wrote a poem about autism!,I feel like this is a rap song hahaha ,Rap is basically just poetry
32598,I feel like this is a rap song hahaha ,Rap is basically just poetry,"Rap:

R^^hythm

A^^nd

P^^oetry"
32599,Rap is basically just poetry,"Rap:

R^^hythm

A^^nd

P^^oetry",true
32600,Travelling changed my life and I will never regret it,Money wise it just doesn't make sense my guy ,Money doesn't necessarily mean happy though. 
32601,Money wise it just doesn't make sense my guy ,Money doesn't necessarily mean happy though. ,"I get what you're saying, but money offers opportunity"
32602,Money doesn't necessarily mean happy though. ,"I get what you're saying, but money offers opportunity",This is true
32603,Travelling changed my life and I will never regret it,Money wise it just doesn't make sense my guy ,There's more to my life than money :)
32604,Money wise it just doesn't make sense my guy ,There's more to my life than money :),Try being starving and homeless then come back to me.
32605,I pushed past my comfort zone last night and this morning I’m happier than I’ve been in a long time.,"Dude i have been doing this to recently, its feels fuckin great facing the uncomfertable",Right!?
32606,"Dude i have been doing this to recently, its feels fuckin great facing the uncomfertable",Right!?,No left
32607,Music Recommendations?,Can you handle screaming? There’s a lot of pop punk that you might like if so. ,How much screaming....?
32608,Can you handle screaming? There’s a lot of pop punk that you might like if so. ,How much screaming....?,Some. Like maybe 1 verse. 
32609,How much screaming....?,Some. Like maybe 1 verse. ,but is it like screamo or ... the Offspring?
32610,Some. Like maybe 1 verse. ,but is it like screamo or ... the Offspring?,Like a verse of screamo. The rest is poppy singing. 
32611,but is it like screamo or ... the Offspring?,Like a verse of screamo. The rest is poppy singing. ,I think I could handle that
32612,I could use a friend right now.,im not interested.,That's okay!
32613,im not interested.,That's okay!,thanks
32614,I could use a friend right now.,im not interested.,Then why comment in the first place? You sound like an ass. 
32615,im not interested.,Then why comment in the first place? You sound like an ass. ,yeah
32616,How can I Stop Overthinking Things?,"Learn to meditate, do some yoga.",Been meaning to do both of these for a while now!
32617,"Learn to meditate, do some yoga.",Been meaning to do both of these for a while now!,"Me too, i should listen to my own advice."
32618,How can I Stop Overthinking Things?,Tap some bong.,Haha I’m trying to cut down
32619,Tap some bong.,Haha I’m trying to cut down,Makes me think 10x as much
32620,"If you won the lottery, what would be the first three things you did with your winnings?",Probably more tea/ teaware and a place to hold it all ,Username checks out. 
32621,Probably more tea/ teaware and a place to hold it all ,Username checks out. ,Think I'd get at least a full warehouse of tea :P
32622,Username checks out. ,Think I'd get at least a full warehouse of tea :P,Can't go wrong with tea. What kind of tea is your favorite?
32623,"If you won the lottery, what would be the first three things you did with your winnings?","Pay Bills
Pay for college
Buy my parents a house",What would you go to college for?
32624,"Pay Bills
Pay for college
Buy my parents a house",What would you go to college for?,Im currently attending so I would pay off my loans
32625,What would you go to college for?,Im currently attending so I would pay off my loans,What are you in college studying?*
32626,Im currently attending so I would pay off my loans,What are you in college studying?*,Majoring in English with a concentration in writing.
32627,What do you think other people think about you?,Apparently someone else on this site said I was pretty cool. That made me happy!,Why do they think your cool?
32628,Apparently someone else on this site said I was pretty cool. That made me happy!,Why do they think your cool?,"I don't actually know, they weren't specific about it."
32629,"If you could have any super power, what would that be?",To feel happy everyday ,"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Not Depressed Man!"
32630,To feel happy everyday ,"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Not Depressed Man!",🤣
32631,To feel happy everyday ,"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Not Depressed Man!",Omg. Can I hire this super hero somewhere? 
32632,"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Not Depressed Man!",Omg. Can I hire this super hero somewhere? ,Therapists I would guess?
32633,"it really breaks my heart when someone ""glows up"" (gets hot) and suddenly change",Times change. its nothing personal,\*teleports behind you\* 
32634,Times change. its nothing personal,\*teleports behind you\* ,*And stabs you*
32635,"it really breaks my heart when someone ""glows up"" (gets hot) and suddenly change",Haters gonna hate,Shit and I am hating 
32636,Haters gonna hate,Shit and I am hating ,Be happy for her maybe? Idk it’s your life. 
32637,What are some important qualities that you want for your SO?,"I've never had one, so I don't really know. ",Do you want one?
32638,"I've never had one, so I don't really know. ",Do you want one?,"Having one would be nice, I think."
32639,Do you want one?,"Having one would be nice, I think.",What’s one of the reasons you would want an so?
32640,What are some important qualities that you want for your SO?,Curiousity about the world is super sexy. Someone who asks really good questions. ,So was my question a really good question? Did I mention I’m single 😘
32641,Curiousity about the world is super sexy. Someone who asks really good questions. ,So was my question a really good question? Did I mention I’m single 😘,Goddamnit. No.
32642,So was my question a really good question? Did I mention I’m single 😘,Goddamnit. No.,😂😂😂 
32643,My puppy gets jealous of my girlfriend.,Seems like theres a clear winner,"I can’t lie, the puppy is starting to win out. "
32644,Seems like theres a clear winner,"I can’t lie, the puppy is starting to win out. ",When u need to throw the whole girlfriend out
32645,Seems like theres a clear winner,"I can’t lie, the puppy is starting to win out. ",Wear two condoms. Dogs aren’t all that into hygiene. 
32646,Seems like theres a clear winner,"I can’t lie, the puppy is starting to win out. ",What a lucky girl your girlfriend is 🙄
32647,My puppy gets jealous of my girlfriend.,"An adorable competition!
",She’s a sneaky little devil
32648,"An adorable competition!
",She’s a sneaky little devil,Maybe that's why the dog doesn't like her
32649,"An adorable competition!
",She’s a sneaky little devil,The dog or the girlfriend?
32650,She’s a sneaky little devil,The dog or the girlfriend?,Haha. Both. 
32651,My puppy gets jealous of my girlfriend.,Sounds like a good problem to have. ,It is. I’ve got two cute ladies in my house. 
32652,Sounds like a good problem to have. ,It is. I’ve got two cute ladies in my house. ,My dog is the same way can’t hug anyone without him shoving his way in between
32653,I can't stop using Old Reddit,I still haven't even seen New Reddit. ,"Okay, why?"
32654,I still haven't even seen New Reddit. ,"Okay, why?","How would I know that, haha? "
32655,"Okay, why?","How would I know that, haha? ","Why haven't you seen the new Reddit design?

Do you usually browse Reddit on mobile?"
32656,Is anyone else attracted to people considered unattractive or geeky/awkward?,you re never the only one pal word is huge you know,"I guess so, people just make me feel bad about it I guess"
32657,you re never the only one pal word is huge you know,"I guess so, people just make me feel bad about it I guess","people are dumb, dont you listen to them"
32658,"I guess so, people just make me feel bad about it I guess","people are dumb, dont you listen to them","But then, why'd we listen to you *heavy thinking*"
32659,"people are dumb, dont you listen to them","But then, why'd we listen to you *heavy thinking*",i aint human dont worry
32660,"But then, why'd we listen to you *heavy thinking*",i aint human dont worry,"Oh, well Sorry then! Didn't know the Lizards were here too.
*puts on aluminium hat*
*runs away*"
32661,i aint human dont worry,"Oh, well Sorry then! Didn't know the Lizards were here too.
*puts on aluminium hat*
*runs away*",Whoa how rude
32662,"Oh, well Sorry then! Didn't know the Lizards were here too.
*puts on aluminium hat*
*runs away*",Whoa how rude,"You, Sir (or Liz?), just made my day, with that flair :D."
32663,you re never the only one pal word is huge you know,"I guess so, people just make me feel bad about it I guess","You do you, don’t let people tell you stuff."
32664,Is anyone else attracted to people considered unattractive or geeky/awkward?,you re never the only one pal word is huge you know,"You know what else is huge?

MY LOVE FOR JESUS CHRIST? CAN I GET AN AMEN?! "
32665,you re never the only one pal word is huge you know,"You know what else is huge?

MY LOVE FOR JESUS CHRIST? CAN I GET AN AMEN?! ",you would if it wasnt a copy pasta
32666,Is anyone else attracted to people considered unattractive or geeky/awkward?,Hot and geeky are two very different catigories that can overlap in many ways. ,I’m not really into them if they’re hot tho...
32667,Hot and geeky are two very different catigories that can overlap in many ways. ,I’m not really into them if they’re hot tho...,Well I guess you will have an easy time getting laid then. 
32668,I’m not really into them if they’re hot tho...,Well I guess you will have an easy time getting laid then. ,I don’t sleep around tho. I like making personal and deep connections first 
32669,I’m not really into them if they’re hot tho...,Well I guess you will have an easy time getting laid then. ,"“I never fucked a 10, but I once fucked five 2s!”  - George Carlin"
32670,Hot and geeky are two very different catigories that can overlap in many ways. ,I’m not really into them if they’re hot tho...,Sounds like I’d be percent them :)
32671,Hot and geeky are two very different catigories that can overlap in many ways. ,I’m not really into them if they’re hot tho...,Is it alright if they’re hot *and* geeky? Or no?
32672,Is anyone else attracted to people considered unattractive or geeky/awkward?,"Eh, I'm an unattractive, awkward nerd, but my personality is also garbage. ",squad
32673,"Eh, I'm an unattractive, awkward nerd, but my personality is also garbage. ",squad,"Nice man, when is the club getting together? "
32674,Is anyone else attracted to people considered unattractive or geeky/awkward?,thanks I needed this,"Aw, that's so cute. You're cute!"
32675,thanks I needed this,"Aw, that's so cute. You're cute!",hey thanks!!!!!!!!! (-:
32676,Is anyone else attracted to people considered unattractive or geeky/awkward?,Well I hope I find someone like you do I don't die alone haha,You probably won’t 
32677,Well I hope I find someone like you do I don't die alone haha,You probably won’t ,"To clarify, he probably won’t die alone. 😊"
32678,You probably won’t ,"To clarify, he probably won’t die alone. 😊",Exactly lol
32679,I think it is odd that people take things that they do not own.,"What's even odder is that there's a subreddit dedicated to shoplifting, makes me sick.",It’s been banned by the admins
32680,"What's even odder is that there's a subreddit dedicated to shoplifting, makes me sick.",It’s been banned by the admins,wow nice
32681,"What's even odder is that there's a subreddit dedicated to shoplifting, makes me sick.",It’s been banned by the admins,Good.
32682,"What's even odder is that there's a subreddit dedicated to shoplifting, makes me sick.",It’s been banned by the admins,And yet counterfeiting subs continue to thrive
32683,It’s been banned by the admins,And yet counterfeiting subs continue to thrive,Stealing something isn't the same as not wanting to pay a bunch of money for a label.
32684,And yet counterfeiting subs continue to thrive,Stealing something isn't the same as not wanting to pay a bunch of money for a label.,Then buy something without that label. Fake shit is for fake people
32685,"What's even odder is that there's a subreddit dedicated to shoplifting, makes me sick.",It’s been banned by the admins,They just moved over to /r/lossprevention 
32686,"What is your unpopular opinion that does NOT involve politics, religion, the LGBT community, and mental disorders?",Im not a fan of the lord of the rings films.,Ditto *takes cover from lord of the rings fans*
32687,Im not a fan of the lord of the rings films.,Ditto *takes cover from lord of the rings fans*,Am I Ditto in this situation?
32688,Ditto *takes cover from lord of the rings fans*,Am I Ditto in this situation?,Yes. I agree with you that the lord of the rings is overrated.
32689,Am I Ditto in this situation?,Yes. I agree with you that the lord of the rings is overrated.,Favourite film?
32690,Am I Ditto in this situation?,Yes. I agree with you that the lord of the rings is overrated.,"I enjoy the films generally, but the books were painful for me to read. "
32691,"What is your unpopular opinion that does NOT involve politics, religion, the LGBT community, and mental disorders?",Avatar is an objectively bad film and it is a travesty that sequels are being planned.,"I don’t think I’ve ever watched it, what’s it about?"
32692,Avatar is an objectively bad film and it is a travesty that sequels are being planned.,"I don’t think I’ve ever watched it, what’s it about?",Blue space cats. 
32693,"What is your unpopular opinion that does NOT involve politics, religion, the LGBT community, and mental disorders?",I don't like dogs.,Cats?
32694,I don't like dogs.,Cats?,I love cats and find them better companions.
32695,Cats?,I love cats and find them better companions.,Rabbits?
32696,"What is your unpopular opinion that does NOT involve politics, religion, the LGBT community, and mental disorders?",I don’t like Disney movies. ,"Same. I usually don’t say that because people freak out, but I just don’t understand the hype."
32697,I don’t like Disney movies. ,"Same. I usually don’t say that because people freak out, but I just don’t understand the hype.",How old are you?
32698,"Same. I usually don’t say that because people freak out, but I just don’t understand the hype.",How old are you?,26 
32699,"What is your unpopular opinion that does NOT involve politics, religion, the LGBT community, and mental disorders?","Screw science, tomato's are not and will never be considered in my mind, a fruit",Seems like a noble cause. #screwscience #proveg #flatearth /s
32700,"Screw science, tomato's are not and will never be considered in my mind, a fruit",Seems like a noble cause. #screwscience #proveg #flatearth /s,"The Earth is a cube, you've clearly never played Minecraft"
32701,Seems like a noble cause. #screwscience #proveg #flatearth /s,"The Earth is a cube, you've clearly never played Minecraft",I played it once but soon realised it contrasted with my world view so i deleted it. 
32702,"Screw science, tomato's are not and will never be considered in my mind, a fruit",Seems like a noble cause. #screwscience #proveg #flatearth /s,What's with the second hashtag
32703,Seems like a noble cause. #screwscience #proveg #flatearth /s,What's with the second hashtag,Pro vegetable #screwfruit #grapefruit
32704,What's with the second hashtag,Pro vegetable #screwfruit #grapefruit,\#disregardfemales #acquirecurrency
32705,Pro vegetable #screwfruit #grapefruit,\#disregardfemales #acquirecurrency,Your right why do we need females when we can screw fruit #fruit&gt;females
32706,\#disregardfemales #acquirecurrency,Your right why do we need females when we can screw fruit #fruit&gt;females,Yeah. Let's screw pineapples. 
32707,Your right why do we need females when we can screw fruit #fruit&gt;females,Yeah. Let's screw pineapples. ,Go in from the bottom
32708,Your right why do we need females when we can screw fruit #fruit&gt;females,Yeah. Let's screw pineapples. ,But we need pineapples for pizza
32709,Yeah. Let's screw pineapples. ,But we need pineapples for pizza,"OP said unpopular opinions, not extreme and radical opinions. :/"
32710,Yeah. Let's screw pineapples. ,But we need pineapples for pizza,We are just screwing the middle so the juicy parts are still left #useprotection 
32711,But we need pineapples for pizza,We are just screwing the middle so the juicy parts are still left #useprotection ,Have you considered screwing a cactus?
32712,We are just screwing the middle so the juicy parts are still left #useprotection ,Have you considered screwing a cactus?,No. Should i? Is it a fruit? 
32713,Have you considered screwing a cactus?,No. Should i? Is it a fruit? ,Fruitn't
32714,No. Should i? Is it a fruit? ,Fruitn't,If not fruit then i can not screw
32715,What's with the second hashtag,Pro vegetable #screwfruit #grapefruit,Tomatoes = Fruitn't
32716,Pro vegetable #screwfruit #grapefruit,Tomatoes = Fruitn't,Is this a new meme i keep seeing it everywhere. 
32717,Tomatoes = Fruitn't,Is this a new meme i keep seeing it everywhere. ,"Yep, or should I say... Non't"
32718,Is this a new meme i keep seeing it everywhere. ,"Yep, or should I say... Non't",Wtfn’t
32719,Is this a new meme i keep seeing it everywhere. ,"Yep, or should I say... Non't",I dont even know how to google this meme
32720,"What is your unpopular opinion that does NOT involve politics, religion, the LGBT community, and mental disorders?","Screw science, tomato's are not and will never be considered in my mind, a fruit","Well, grains are ""fruit"" too. And nuts. "
32721,"Screw science, tomato's are not and will never be considered in my mind, a fruit","Well, grains are ""fruit"" too. And nuts. ","And legumes. 

On a mildly related note, *légume* is French for *vegetable*. "
32722,"What is your unpopular opinion that does NOT involve politics, religion, the LGBT community, and mental disorders?",Pickles are disgusting and so are hot dogs ,What about other phallic shaped foods like bananas and cucumbers? 
32723,Pickles are disgusting and so are hot dogs ,What about other phallic shaped foods like bananas and cucumbers? ,Bananas and cucumber is okay. Most phallic foods are fine 
32724,What about other phallic shaped foods like bananas and cucumbers? ,Bananas and cucumber is okay. Most phallic foods are fine ,"Regarding hot dogs, it's not about the shape, it's about what's in them lol."
32725,"What is your unpopular opinion that does NOT involve politics, religion, the LGBT community, and mental disorders?",Mayonnaise is the best condiment and Nutella isn’t all that great. ,"Greetings from Belgium, my friend,"
32726,Mayonnaise is the best condiment and Nutella isn’t all that great. ,"Greetings from Belgium, my friend,",Hi from UK!
32727,"What is your unpopular opinion that does NOT involve politics, religion, the LGBT community, and mental disorders?",Don't like Harry Potter despite being into a lot of geek stuff.,I kind of hate modern fantasy in general. Wizard school? Boooooo.
32728,Don't like Harry Potter despite being into a lot of geek stuff.,I kind of hate modern fantasy in general. Wizard school? Boooooo.,Wizzard school of glee
32729,"What is your unpopular opinion that does NOT involve politics, religion, the LGBT community, and mental disorders?",Speakers are miles better than head/earphones. ,People on my morning bus unfortunately agree with you.
32730,Speakers are miles better than head/earphones. ,People on my morning bus unfortunately agree with you.,Updated original post
32731,"What is your unpopular opinion that does NOT involve politics, religion, the LGBT community, and mental disorders?",There is no such thing as free will.,That’s teetering on politics
32732,There is no such thing as free will.,That’s teetering on politics,How exactly? Free will is a scientific or philosophical question. 
32733,"What is your unpopular opinion that does NOT involve politics, religion, the LGBT community, and mental disorders?",There is no such thing as free will.,The question of free will is %100 irrelevant to reality.
32734,There is no such thing as free will.,The question of free will is %100 irrelevant to reality.,"Personally, it makes me not regret anything. So i'd say it is relevant to my reality."
32735,"What is your unpopular opinion that does NOT involve politics, religion, the LGBT community, and mental disorders?",I have a right to die.,"But when you want to die, are you in the correct mindset to make a good choice?"
32736,I have a right to die.,"But when you want to die, are you in the correct mindset to make a good choice?",In fact I'm probably in a better mindset than most others.
32737,"But when you want to die, are you in the correct mindset to make a good choice?",In fact I'm probably in a better mindset than most others.,"Check your HALT.

Hungry?  Angry?  Lonely?  Tired?  Correct each and re-scan."
32738,In fact I'm probably in a better mindset than most others.,"Check your HALT.

Hungry?  Angry?  Lonely?  Tired?  Correct each and re-scan.",None of those are a problem for me.
32739,"Check your HALT.

Hungry?  Angry?  Lonely?  Tired?  Correct each and re-scan.",None of those are a problem for me.,Then your perception of the value of your life is.
32740,None of those are a problem for me.,Then your perception of the value of your life is.,"Thank you very much Mr. unqualified, unwelcome armchair shrink."
32741,"What is your unpopular opinion that does NOT involve politics, religion, the LGBT community, and mental disorders?","That I dislike shows like Family Guy, the Simpsons, etc.",Disliking Family Guy isn't an unpopular opinion. It's pretty much the norm now.
32742,"That I dislike shows like Family Guy, the Simpsons, etc.",Disliking Family Guy isn't an unpopular opinion. It's pretty much the norm now.,"There are good politically incorrect shows, but Family Guy is *not* one of them lol. "
32743,"What is your unpopular opinion that does NOT involve politics, religion, the LGBT community, and mental disorders?",The best pizza toppings is pineapple and jalapeno.,"Best pizza I've ever had was pineapples, jalapeno and pepperoni. So good"
32744,The best pizza toppings is pineapple and jalapeno.,"Best pizza I've ever had was pineapples, jalapeno and pepperoni. So good",That's what I order! 
32745,"What is your unpopular opinion that does NOT involve politics, religion, the LGBT community, and mental disorders?",I think most of Reddit’s cynicism is entirely misguided. ,Could you give an example?
32746,I think most of Reddit’s cynicism is entirely misguided. ,Could you give an example?,[removed]
32747,"What is your unpopular opinion that does NOT involve politics, religion, the LGBT community, and mental disorders?",Coffee and tea sucks and so does bacon and doughnuts,"Just say everything sucks, it's not a large leap."
32748,Coffee and tea sucks and so does bacon and doughnuts,"Just say everything sucks, it's not a large leap.",There are ton of awesome shit outside these overrated bland stuff.
32749,"What is your unpopular opinion that does NOT involve politics, religion, the LGBT community, and mental disorders?",Rolls of toilet paper should all come without the stupid cardboard tube.,Take it out and use it. See if you feel the same after. 
32750,Rolls of toilet paper should all come without the stupid cardboard tube.,Take it out and use it. See if you feel the same after. ,I just bought a whole pack of tubeless tp. It's fabulous
32751,Take it out and use it. See if you feel the same after. ,I just bought a whole pack of tubeless tp. It's fabulous,Link?
32752,I just bought a whole pack of tubeless tp. It's fabulous,Link?,Don't have a link - got it at shoprite (US). Scott's Tube Free TP. Amazon has it
32753,I love my boyfriend!!!!,Boooo! Lucky lovey dovey couple.... Lol Breakfast without asking for it is always a bonus. ,I am quite lovey
32754,Boooo! Lucky lovey dovey couple.... Lol Breakfast without asking for it is always a bonus. ,I am quite lovey,"But are you a couple?! If not then you're okay, no boo for you. "
32755,Boooo! Lucky lovey dovey couple.... Lol Breakfast without asking for it is always a bonus. ,I am quite lovey,/r/BeetleJuicin
32756,I love my boyfriend!!!!,I simply do not belong in this thread. ,Every post a lonely redditor cuts themselves 
32757,I simply do not belong in this thread. ,Every post a lonely redditor cuts themselves ,😎
32758,I love my boyfriend!!!!,I simply do not belong in this thread. ,Posts like this make me both happy and sad.
32759,I simply do not belong in this thread. ,Posts like this make me both happy and sad.,"I’m a bitter asshole, so just sad for me "
32760,Posts like this make me both happy and sad.,"I’m a bitter asshole, so just sad for me ",You can look at it like that. At least they make you feel something.
32761,I simply do not belong in this thread. ,Posts like this make me both happy and sad.,There’s always alcohol.
32762,What are you making for dinner tonight?,3 bricks of ramen,"I haven’t ate in over 15 years. My brother eats ramen for breakfast, lunch and dinner. "
32763,3 bricks of ramen,"I haven’t ate in over 15 years. My brother eats ramen for breakfast, lunch and dinner. ","I'm poor and I can't cook worth a damn, lol.  So it' salways ramen here"
32764,What are you making for dinner tonight?,i haaatee cooking. i wish i liked it.,I have my moments where I hate it. It takes time and patience. 
32765,i haaatee cooking. i wish i liked it.,I have my moments where I hate it. It takes time and patience. ,"I'd prefer others to cook for me, whether it be homemade or take out"
32766,I have my moments where I hate it. It takes time and patience. ,"I'd prefer others to cook for me, whether it be homemade or take out",I’ll cook for you.
32767,"I'd prefer others to cook for me, whether it be homemade or take out",I’ll cook for you.,aww so sweet
32768,Under 200 pounds today for the first time in TWENTY YEARS!,Congrats! Don't forget being physically active too. ,Yes! Been crushing the white mountains!
32769,Congrats! Don't forget being physically active too. ,Yes! Been crushing the white mountains!,Nice! Keep going and be your best! :)
32770,Under 200 pounds today for the first time in TWENTY YEARS!,"Very well done! I'm trying to get to about 160, but it's really hard. ",So hard but just stay focused i know you can do it!
32771,"Very well done! I'm trying to get to about 160, but it's really hard. ",So hard but just stay focused i know you can do it!,Thank you! I've gotten to the point where I feel I should just accept my current weight
32772,I just ate an orange in the shower and it really is the best thing ever.,Idk bout oranges but I've eaten bacon in the shower..,Sounds greasy
32773,Idk bout oranges but I've eaten bacon in the shower..,Sounds greasy,Gree-eee-eeeasssyyy
32774,I just ate an orange in the shower and it really is the best thing ever.,"r/ShowerOrange

Also try a shower beer, it’s the greatest. No glass!",Y'all be wasting shitloads of water lol
32775,"r/ShowerOrange

Also try a shower beer, it’s the greatest. No glass!",Y'all be wasting shitloads of water lol,You drink too slow. 
32776,I just ate an orange in the shower and it really is the best thing ever.,"r/ShowerOrange

Also try a shower beer, it’s the greatest. No glass!",Why no glass?
32777,"r/ShowerOrange

Also try a shower beer, it’s the greatest. No glass!",Why no glass?,You don’t want to have an accident while consuming alcohol. I pour my beer in a Yeti Lowball. 
32778,"What are you a ""geek"" about?","Grey's Anatomy, for sure!",Interesting. I don't know anything about that.
32779,"Grey's Anatomy, for sure!",Interesting. I don't know anything about that.,I can go on and on about it for hours! Hahaha
32780,Interesting. I don't know anything about that.,I can go on and on about it for hours! Hahaha,That's like me with Star Wars lol.
32781,I can go on and on about it for hours! Hahaha,That's like me with Star Wars lol.,Believe it or not I know very little about it😅
32782,That's like me with Star Wars lol.,Believe it or not I know very little about it😅,"Some people don't. I've seen that more and more lately, it doesn't surprise me anymore."
32783,What's the best compliment you've ever received?,A model told me I was a beautiful man. ,I'm sure you're a beautiful man
32784,A model told me I was a beautiful man. ,I'm sure you're a beautiful man,I'm very cute. 
32785,I'm sure you're a beautiful man,I'm very cute. ,Pics or it didn't happen. /s
32786,Just want to talk to y'all.,Just got back from the gym nothing more to do in this boring as hell summer.,"I really hate summer, I can't stand the sun and the heat :/"
32787,Just got back from the gym nothing more to do in this boring as hell summer.,"I really hate summer, I can't stand the sun and the heat :/",Same here I just miss feeling the rain on my body(well technically clothes).
32788,"I really hate summer, I can't stand the sun and the heat :/",Same here I just miss feeling the rain on my body(well technically clothes).,"Same, I love rain so much!"
32789,Just want to talk to y'all.,Tbf the eating chocolate part of your post doesnt sound all that bad lol i munching on some rn,The only problem is that I'm too lady to get up and get it hahaha
32790,Tbf the eating chocolate part of your post doesnt sound all that bad lol i munching on some rn,The only problem is that I'm too lady to get up and get it hahaha,"Oh boi
I guess just grab the nearest food item near u ik thst always cheers me up lol"
32791,The only problem is that I'm too lady to get up and get it hahaha,"Oh boi
I guess just grab the nearest food item near u ik thst always cheers me up lol","Food always cheers me up as well, I love eating so much hahaha"
32792,Tell me about your music tastes!,"phonk, shoegaze, math rock",Cool. Favourite Shoegaze bands?
32793,"phonk, shoegaze, math rock",Cool. Favourite Shoegaze bands?,"deerhunter. currently trying to get into swervedriver, I don't think it's happening though haha"
32794,Cool. Favourite Shoegaze bands?,"deerhunter. currently trying to get into swervedriver, I don't think it's happening though haha",What about My Bloody Valentine or Slowdive?
32795,Watching Adventure Time,"I never got into it, but I've heard great things about it.","It's really funny, it's like DND on drugs"
32796,"I never got into it, but I've heard great things about it.","It's really funny, it's like DND on drugs",I probably would like it if I ever gave it a try.
32797,"It's really funny, it's like DND on drugs",I probably would like it if I ever gave it a try.,"I think you should give it a try, it's really funny and crazy "
32798,I probably would like it if I ever gave it a try.,"I think you should give it a try, it's really funny and crazy ",If I ever find the time and the motivation I will.
32799,"It's really funny, it's like DND on drugs",I probably would like it if I ever gave it a try.,BTW awesome name ;)
32800,I probably would like it if I ever gave it a try.,BTW awesome name ;),"Thanks, I always love when people recognize it."
32801,Watching Adventure Time,Adventure Time fan for life,Awesome! This show us crazy. DND on drugs
32802,Adventure Time fan for life,Awesome! This show us crazy. DND on drugs,Billy!
32803,Awesome! This show us crazy. DND on drugs,Billy!,He’s the greatest warrior ever!
32804,Whats everyone doing tonight?,Drunk and on reddit. I have randomly been looking up concerts dates for band for some reasons. ,Where do you live? I've been to a lot of good shows :). Maybe I'll have a suggestion
32805,Drunk and on reddit. I have randomly been looking up concerts dates for band for some reasons. ,Where do you live? I've been to a lot of good shows :). Maybe I'll have a suggestion,Indiana
32806,So... I've been a Redditor for 10 years now today.. I've literally visited this site nearly every day for the past 10 years.,jackwagon. nice.,I am also loving that swear word. 51yo F.
32807,jackwagon. nice.,I am also loving that swear word. 51yo F.,ha ha ha... it's a politically correct swearword too... HR approved. :-) 
32808,So... I've been a Redditor for 10 years now today.. I've literally visited this site nearly every day for the past 10 years.,"I am having one of those nights right now...

Thanks for giving me a little light.",Hi BiggMuffy. Did you make it through your night okay?
32809,"I am having one of those nights right now...

Thanks for giving me a little light.",Hi BiggMuffy. Did you make it through your night okay?,"Yeah.

It's just hard.
I feel like I have zero place in the world."
32810,So... I've been a Redditor for 10 years now today.. I've literally visited this site nearly every day for the past 10 years.,7 years and I’ll be you... except the black part... and the woman part. ,It's 2018 fam you can change genders
32811,7 years and I’ll be you... except the black part... and the woman part. ,It's 2018 fam you can change genders,"Ez

I'd go with the 8th one it's the best"
32812,So... I've been a Redditor for 10 years now today.. I've literally visited this site nearly every day for the past 10 years.,Dear god it’s a sob story,Dear god you're comment is unnecessary 
32813,Dear god it’s a sob story,Dear god you're comment is unnecessary ,Your post is uneccessary
32814,Dear god you're comment is unnecessary ,Your post is uneccessary,"YOUR post is unnecessary. 

So now what? "
32815,So... I've been a Redditor for 10 years now today.. I've literally visited this site nearly every day for the past 10 years.,Read then first 4 lines to know I don't care what you have to say,How brave of you to let all of us know
32816,Read then first 4 lines to know I don't care what you have to say,How brave of you to let all of us know,I know right rip karma
32817,So... I've been a Redditor for 10 years now today.. I've literally visited this site nearly every day for the past 10 years.,Aww damn man I'm crying now wow.,"I'm sorry, I'll take these darn onions into the next room. ;-) "
32818,Aww damn man I'm crying now wow.,"I'm sorry, I'll take these darn onions into the next room. ;-) ",Haha;). Have a nice day I guess!!. 
32819,So... I've been a Redditor for 10 years now today.. I've literally visited this site nearly every day for the past 10 years.,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?",YES IT IS!!!! Happy Cakeday!! We're Reddit twinsies! 
32820,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?",YES IT IS!!!! Happy Cakeday!! We're Reddit twinsies! ,Happy cake day!👍
32821,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?",YES IT IS!!!! Happy Cakeday!! We're Reddit twinsies! ,Me three!!!
32822,YES IT IS!!!! Happy Cakeday!! We're Reddit twinsies! ,Me three!!!,Hey its also my cakeday today!!
32823,Me three!!!,Hey its also my cakeday today!!,Same! Wow!
32824,Hey its also my cakeday today!!,Same! Wow!,Nice
32825,Me three!!!,Hey its also my cakeday today!!,This is starting to get out of hand. 
32826,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?",YES IT IS!!!! Happy Cakeday!! We're Reddit twinsies! ,Congrats to the both of you!
32827,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?",YES IT IS!!!! Happy Cakeday!! We're Reddit twinsies! ,Me too!!
32828,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?",YES IT IS!!!! Happy Cakeday!! We're Reddit twinsies! ,"Wait, that’s a cake?? I always thought that it was an open envelope..."
32829,YES IT IS!!!! Happy Cakeday!! We're Reddit twinsies! ,"Wait, that’s a cake?? I always thought that it was an open envelope...",I can actually see that. 😂
32830,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?",YES IT IS!!!! Happy Cakeday!! We're Reddit twinsies! ,Happy Cakeday! All the best to you :)
32831,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?",YES IT IS!!!! Happy Cakeday!! We're Reddit twinsies! ,Me three! 
32832,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?",YES IT IS!!!! Happy Cakeday!! We're Reddit twinsies! ,Happy cake day!
32833,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?",YES IT IS!!!! Happy Cakeday!! We're Reddit twinsies! ,Same here sister!! Happy Cake Day!
32834,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?",YES IT IS!!!! Happy Cakeday!! We're Reddit twinsies! ,"Just one more day for mine, I am SUPER pumped."
32835,YES IT IS!!!! Happy Cakeday!! We're Reddit twinsies! ,"Just one more day for mine, I am SUPER pumped.",Happy Cake Day!!!!!! 
32836,"Just one more day for mine, I am SUPER pumped.",Happy Cake Day!!!!!! ,Thanks ☺☺😁
32837,So... I've been a Redditor for 10 years now today.. I've literally visited this site nearly every day for the past 10 years.,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?",You get a car! And you get a cake!
32838,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?",You get a car! And you get a cake!,You ALL get cakes!
32839,You get a car! And you get a cake!,You ALL get cakes!,Not really though. 
32840,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?",You get a car! And you get a cake!,E-V-E-R-Y-B-O-D-Y GETS A CAKE! ^cake^^cake^^^cake^^^^cake
32841,You get a car! And you get a cake!,E-V-E-R-Y-B-O-D-Y GETS A CAKE! ^cake^^cake^^^cake^^^^cake,"Uhh, I’m here for the cake too.. someone said there was cake in this thread "
32842,So... I've been a Redditor for 10 years now today.. I've literally visited this site nearly every day for the past 10 years.,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?","You can Google ""when is my cake day"" and it will actually tell you how to find out."
32843,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?","You can Google ""when is my cake day"" and it will actually tell you how to find out.",Happy cake day
32844,"You can Google ""when is my cake day"" and it will actually tell you how to find out.",Happy cake day,Whoa! Thanks! 
32845,Happy cake day,Whoa! Thanks! ,"Np, just your everyday timetravler to wish happy cake day"
32846,So... I've been a Redditor for 10 years now today.. I've literally visited this site nearly every day for the past 10 years.,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?",Ooh it's like a surprise party!!
32847,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?",Ooh it's like a surprise party!!,The best type of party!
32848,So... I've been a Redditor for 10 years now today.. I've literally visited this site nearly every day for the past 10 years.,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?","SO THAT'S WHAT IT IS? I thought it was a crooked envelope or something.

Cool."
32849,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?","SO THAT'S WHAT IT IS? I thought it was a crooked envelope or something.

Cool.",That seems to be the general idea it seems. Lol
32850,So... I've been a Redditor for 10 years now today.. I've literally visited this site nearly every day for the past 10 years.,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?",Happy cake day!👍
32851,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?",Happy cake day!👍,Thank you. :)
32852,So... I've been a Redditor for 10 years now today.. I've literally visited this site nearly every day for the past 10 years.,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?",Omg what a CUTIE!!!
32853,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?",Omg what a CUTIE!!!,Thank you? XD
32854,So... I've been a Redditor for 10 years now today.. I've literally visited this site nearly every day for the past 10 years.,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?",happy cake day!!
32855,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?",happy cake day!!,Thank you. :)
32856,So... I've been a Redditor for 10 years now today.. I've literally visited this site nearly every day for the past 10 years.,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?","Woah, what the fuck"
32857,"Wait, is that what the cake means? Is it my reddit birthday too?","Woah, what the fuck",This is weird.
32858,"Woah, what the fuck",This is weird.,This is not how I expected my morning to go. 
32859,So... I've been a Redditor for 10 years now today.. I've literally visited this site nearly every day for the past 10 years.,Do you remember the Jenny saga?,The Jenny saga with the private investigator? That was so good!!
32860,Do you remember the Jenny saga?,The Jenny saga with the private investigator? That was so good!!,Yeah that was hilarious
32861,So... I've been a Redditor for 10 years now today.. I've literally visited this site nearly every day for the past 10 years.,I'm a great fan of middle aged black women myself ^^,ha ha ha... look at you making me blush! LOLOL 
32862,I'm a great fan of middle aged black women myself ^^,ha ha ha... look at you making me blush! LOLOL ,:D
32863,So... I've been a Redditor for 10 years now today.. I've literally visited this site nearly every day for the past 10 years.,"   Y,s  .  H      v","x.i  . i.k

Amirite? 

What did I win? "
32864,"   Y,s  .  H      v","x.i  . i.k

Amirite? 

What did I win? ","So sorry, had a little pocket frenzy. Guess you won an apology "
32865,"   Y,s  .  H      v","x.i  . i.k

Amirite? 

What did I win? ",what does this mean?
32866,So... I've been a Redditor for 10 years now today.. I've literally visited this site nearly every day for the past 10 years.,Sooooo.... When does the narwhale bacon? ,The Narwahl Bacons at MIDNIGHT!!! 
32867,Sooooo.... When does the narwhale bacon? ,The Narwahl Bacons at MIDNIGHT!!! ,its 2018 what the fuck are you doing
32868,The Narwahl Bacons at MIDNIGHT!!! ,its 2018 what the fuck are you doing,Still getting through the reddit tabs I opened 10 years ago
32869,The Narwahl Bacons at MIDNIGHT!!! ,its 2018 what the fuck are you doing,WAFFLES? DON'T YOU MEAN CARROTS? HAHAHA
32870,So... I've been a Redditor for 10 years now today.. I've literally visited this site nearly every day for the past 10 years.,"""Also: I am a woman ""
How is  that even relevant?!","is r/inceltears leaking? 

"
32871,"""Also: I am a woman ""
How is  that even relevant?!","is r/inceltears leaking? 

",[removed]
32872,"I now have $1,500 in my bank account",You have to pay back Student loans in the US? ,You don't have to pay back a loan anywhere else?
32873,You have to pay back Student loans in the US? ,You don't have to pay back a loan anywhere else?,50/50 depending where you live
32874,What do you hate most in comment chains,Humans.,Well that’s a given
32875,Humans.,Well that’s a given,And you.
32876,Well that’s a given,And you.,Well why wouldn’t anyone not hate me?
32877,And you.,Well why wouldn’t anyone not hate me?,Same haha
32878,Favorite music genres?,"Heavy fuckin' metal, mate. Every genre of it.","metal, aye? im not sure what you will think of this, but check out Murdoc is God by Gorillaz."
32879,"Heavy fuckin' metal, mate. Every genre of it.","metal, aye? im not sure what you will think of this, but check out Murdoc is God by Gorillaz.","It's way, way too chaotic for me. But I always enjoy trying something new."
32880,Favorite music genres?,"Metal, 80s pop",bowie?
32881,"Metal, 80s pop",bowie?,"Bowie's cool but I was thinking like Journey, Phil Collins, Michael Jackson, Madonna, etc... "
32882,Favorite music genres?,"70s punk, Glam metal, heavy metal.",Sonic Reducer
32883,"70s punk, Glam metal, heavy metal.",Sonic Reducer,ain't no loser.
32884,Favorite music genres?,"Punk rock, metal, and whatever genre Gorillaz is. ",Gorillaz!! They are my favorite band. They pretty much dabble in every type of genre.
32885,"Punk rock, metal, and whatever genre Gorillaz is. ",Gorillaz!! They are my favorite band. They pretty much dabble in every type of genre.,Pretty much.
32886,Hi everyone! How will you be spending your Friday night?,For once a quiet night on a Friday feels weird 😂,Do you usually go out?
32887,For once a quiet night on a Friday feels weird 😂,Do you usually go out?,Usually for drinks and that.
32888,Do you usually go out?,Usually for drinks and that.,Ah gotcha. Go out to the bar with some friends typically?
32889,Usually for drinks and that.,Ah gotcha. Go out to the bar with some friends typically?,"Yeah bar, pub or club with colleagues/friends."
32890,Ah gotcha. Go out to the bar with some friends typically?,"Yeah bar, pub or club with colleagues/friends.",That’s awesome I bet you have a lot of fun!
32891,"Yeah bar, pub or club with colleagues/friends.",That’s awesome I bet you have a lot of fun!,Every other Friday I just like going out socialising and that. What you doing tonight? 
32892,Hi everyone! How will you be spending your Friday night?,I'm blasting music in my headphones and drink a few bears ,Please don't drink the bears. ;)
32893,I'm blasting music in my headphones and drink a few bears ,Please don't drink the bears. ;),LOL
32894,Hi everyone! How will you be spending your Friday night?,"Applying to jobs, shaving for work tomorrow, and some online course work. Thrilling, I know. ",Any interesting things you have learned from your online course work?
32895,"Applying to jobs, shaving for work tomorrow, and some online course work. Thrilling, I know. ",Any interesting things you have learned from your online course work?,"I actually just enrolled in it a few days ago, so nothing mind-blowing has happened yet."
32896,Hi everyone! How will you be spending your Friday night?,Playing Age of Empires. I'm playing right now at 4AM Sat. I really need to sleep.,Wow where do you live? It’s 7pm here
32897,Playing Age of Empires. I'm playing right now at 4AM Sat. I really need to sleep.,Wow where do you live? It’s 7pm here,India. From your time it looks like you're somewhere in the Eastern US?
32898,Wow where do you live? It’s 7pm here,India. From your time it looks like you're somewhere in the Eastern US?,You got it! Live in North Carolina right on the eastern seaboard. How is India?
32899,Hi everyone! How will you be spending your Friday night?,Drunk alone and hopefully not crying,Same here I feel you buddy
32900,Drunk alone and hopefully not crying,Same here I feel you buddy,Doubt it.
32901,Same here I feel you buddy,Doubt it.,Well damn bud sorry 
32902,Doubt it.,Well damn bud sorry ,No ure not u fake shir
32903,Well damn bud sorry ,No ure not u fake shir,I hope things get better for you
32904,No ure not u fake shir,I hope things get better for you,A rope solve most issue
32905,How'd you come up with your username?,I'm a very morbid secretary.,When are you ready transcend into the afterlife? God's been bugging me about it.
32906,I'm a very morbid secretary.,When are you ready transcend into the afterlife? God's been bugging me about it.,"Every damn day, but our good Lord keeps saying it's not my time."
32907,Anyone else like to go through a drive through then just go park in the parking lot and eat your food?,All the time!  Wendy’s is my fave but their dining areas are always disgusting.,A kindred soul!!
32908,All the time!  Wendy’s is my fave but their dining areas are always disgusting.,A kindred soul!!,"I love Wendy’s food, but the kitchen makes me want to die every time."
32909,Anyone else like to go through a drive through then just go park in the parking lot and eat your food?,All the time!  Wendy’s is my fave but their dining areas are always disgusting.,You should see their kitchen!  Oops 0_o 
32910,All the time!  Wendy’s is my fave but their dining areas are always disgusting.,You should see their kitchen!  Oops 0_o ,Oh no!  :(
32911,Anyone else like to go through a drive through then just go park in the parking lot and eat your food?,Whenever I go to a McDonald’s it’s late at night and always quiet ,All the McDonald’s around here only have the drive through open late at might 
32912,Whenever I go to a McDonald’s it’s late at night and always quiet ,All the McDonald’s around here only have the drive through open late at might ,Awh man. I live in a poor area so McDonald’s is like your dining room. 
32913,Anyone else like to go through a drive through then just go park in the parking lot and eat your food?,Used to but now my car is so nice I don't want to fuck up the seats. First world problem.,Well there’s your solution. Get a crappy car. I got one. Wanna trade? 
32914,Used to but now my car is so nice I don't want to fuck up the seats. First world problem.,Well there’s your solution. Get a crappy car. I got one. Wanna trade? ,I really would if I wasn't so in love with the modern tech features.
32915,What are your indoor/one person weekend plans?,Survive Friday the 13th first... ,I forgot about that! Might be a good night for a horror movie marathon 
32916,Survive Friday the 13th first... ,I forgot about that! Might be a good night for a horror movie marathon ,Enjoy.
32917,What are your indoor/one person weekend plans?,"Videogames, and anime",Any particular videogames? 
32918,"Videogames, and anime",Any particular videogames? ,Kingdom Hearts
32919,What are your indoor/one person weekend plans?,Binge eat.,"Anything in particular? I could bake and then binge eat, best of both worlds "
32920,Binge eat.,"Anything in particular? I could bake and then binge eat, best of both worlds ","Anything. Just ate all the bread. I'm going to buy some chocolate, ice cream and cookies now."
32921,What are your indoor/one person weekend plans?,"Study.

Video games.

Sleep.

Maybe, just maybe....clean and go to the gym.",Good luck with the studying! 
32922,"Study.

Video games.

Sleep.

Maybe, just maybe....clean and go to the gym.",Good luck with the studying! ,"Thanks!
"
32923,What are your indoor/one person weekend plans?,Going to a carnival!,Aah that sounds so fun! Are you in it? 
32924,Going to a carnival!,Aah that sounds so fun! Are you in it? ,Just going on rides and eating fried food. 
32925,Do you ever just walk by a 10/10 on the street then get upset that you wont see or talk to them ever again,Doesn't bother me since I never had a chance to begin with ,"I like to think i do, which probably has its downsides."
32926,Doesn't bother me since I never had a chance to begin with ,"I like to think i do, which probably has its downsides.","Lol I'd fail with a 5, yet alone a 10"
32927,"I like to think i do, which probably has its downsides.","Lol I'd fail with a 5, yet alone a 10","Feels bad man, at least there are women out there with the same mindset."
32928,"I like to think i do, which probably has its downsides.","Lol I'd fail with a 5, yet alone a 10",knowing your league i see
32929,"Lol I'd fail with a 5, yet alone a 10",knowing your league i see,"I'm not even in the sport, yet alone a league lol"
32930,knowing your league i see,"I'm not even in the sport, yet alone a league lol",relatable im not even in the sport of talking to people
32931,Do you ever just walk by a 10/10 on the street then get upset that you wont see or talk to them ever again,Doesn't bother me since I never had a chance to begin with ,Not with that attitude
32932,Doesn't bother me since I never had a chance to begin with ,Not with that attitude,Or any lol
32933,Doesn't bother me since I never had a chance to begin with ,Not with that attitude,Nothing wrong with being realistic.
32934,Do you ever just walk by a 10/10 on the street then get upset that you wont see or talk to them ever again,You can never see the snakes in their brain right away. There are no 10/10. ,Damn brain snakes
32935,You can never see the snakes in their brain right away. There are no 10/10. ,Damn brain snakes,slither sliiither sliiither
32936,Do you ever just walk by a 10/10 on the street then get upset that you wont see or talk to them ever again,gross attitude. don't rate girls by numbers.,"Settle down, 4"
32937,gross attitude. don't rate girls by numbers.,"Settle down, 4",you have literally no idea what i look like 
32938,"Settle down, 4",you have literally no idea what i look like ,"No I don't, and what I said was mean. Sorry"
32939,you have literally no idea what i look like ,"No I don't, and what I said was mean. Sorry",💖💖💖
32940,"No I don't, and what I said was mean. Sorry",💖💖💖,That took a beautiful U turn
32941,"Settle down, 4",you have literally no idea what i look like ,I think it was a joke... one which I actually found funny 
32942,Do you ever just walk by a 10/10 on the street then get upset that you wont see or talk to them ever again,"Take your chances, it's how I ended up married. Turns out, we're team awesome super cool.","I have a gf, but solid advice nevertheless."
32943,"Take your chances, it's how I ended up married. Turns out, we're team awesome super cool.","I have a gf, but solid advice nevertheless.",...
32944,"I have a gf, but solid advice nevertheless.",...,Your comment made me realize that what i said sounded weird. Edited it now.
32945,...,Your comment made me realize that what i said sounded weird. Edited it now.,Oh good because I was about to say good going with fantasising about other girls lol
32946,Your comment made me realize that what i said sounded weird. Edited it now.,Oh good because I was about to say good going with fantasising about other girls lol,Yeah it could easily be interpreted the wrong way. Excellent reaction though lmao
32947,Do you ever just walk by a 10/10 on the street then get upset that you wont see or talk to them ever again,What were your thoughts upon seeing her? ,«Damn»
32948,What were your thoughts upon seeing her? ,«Damn»,Did you imagine having sex with them?
32949,I put my music library on shuffle...,"Robert Miles' ""Children"". 

The beat, the bass makes me want to crank up the volume. ",I was around when this song first came out. Loved it then and still love it now.
32950,"Robert Miles' ""Children"". 

The beat, the bass makes me want to crank up the volume. ",I was around when this song first came out. Loved it then and still love it now.,Legends never die
32951,I was around when this song first came out. Loved it then and still love it now.,Legends never die,"Timless song, bro/sis"
32952,I put my music library on shuffle...,"Robert Miles' ""Children"". 

The beat, the bass makes me want to crank up the volume. ","I literally just downloaded this, this morning xD"
32953,"Robert Miles' ""Children"". 

The beat, the bass makes me want to crank up the volume. ","I literally just downloaded this, this morning xD",What do you play it on? 
32954,"I literally just downloaded this, this morning xD",What do you play it on? ,As in music player?
32955,What do you play it on? ,As in music player?,Whatever makes the sound. Speakers? Headphones? 
32956,I put my music library on shuffle...,First Date by Blink 182. It always brings back some crazy memories that instantly change my mood,I didn't like them at first but in the past 10 years I've come to love this band!
32957,First Date by Blink 182. It always brings back some crazy memories that instantly change my mood,I didn't like them at first but in the past 10 years I've come to love this band!,Would you say that you’ve come to appreciate All the Small Things?
32958,I didn't like them at first but in the past 10 years I've come to love this band!,Would you say that you’ve come to appreciate All the Small Things?,Haha! Yes!!
32959,I put my music library on shuffle...,Dance yrself clean- LCD Soundsystem. When it hits that 3 minute mark I can't help but smile,I get the same feeling when Someone Great comes on
32960,Dance yrself clean- LCD Soundsystem. When it hits that 3 minute mark I can't help but smile,I get the same feeling when Someone Great comes on,"I don't blame you, it's an amazing piece of music"
32961,I put my music library on shuffle...,Dance yrself clean- LCD Soundsystem. When it hits that 3 minute mark I can't help but smile,You should listen to the live version (the Madison Square Garden one) 
32962,Dance yrself clean- LCD Soundsystem. When it hits that 3 minute mark I can't help but smile,You should listen to the live version (the Madison Square Garden one) ,"Ah, must have been mad to have seen that live"
32963,I put my music library on shuffle...,I want you back by the Jackson 5. Something in Michaels schild voice just cheers me up,Oh Michael sounded so cute! And I really like seeing them perform it too. 
32964,I want you back by the Jackson 5. Something in Michaels schild voice just cheers me up,Oh Michael sounded so cute! And I really like seeing them perform it too. ,"Also, madan exotic disco mix by salif keita. That one is amazing imo"
32965,I put my music library on shuffle...,I want you back by the Jackson 5. Something in Michaels schild voice just cheers me up,"Same! It’s also the song I always sing at karaoke, haha."
32966,I want you back by the Jackson 5. Something in Michaels schild voice just cheers me up,"Same! It’s also the song I always sing at karaoke, haha.","The only time i did karaoke, i sang Eminem. Not quite comparable"
32967,I put my music library on shuffle...,"Cough Syrup by Young the Giant, its the song that I can belt out with no regrets.","I don’t need more details, won’t regret playing this"
32968,"Cough Syrup by Young the Giant, its the song that I can belt out with no regrets.","I don’t need more details, won’t regret playing this",Wow I was expecting some ‘cloud rap’
32969,I put my music library on shuffle...,"Cough Syrup by Young the Giant, its the song that I can belt out with no regrets.",+ Apartment by YtG :)
32970,"Cough Syrup by Young the Giant, its the song that I can belt out with no regrets.",+ Apartment by YtG :),My Body is my belt. 
32971,I put my music library on shuffle...,Daft Punk! Good taste,Giorgio is absolutely amazing. Along with Touch
32972,Daft Punk! Good taste,Giorgio is absolutely amazing. Along with Touch,You could go the whole hog and blast out Technologic xD
32973,I put my music library on shuffle...,“Ocean” by John Butler,Agh the whole thing is so fun to listen to
32974,“Ocean” by John Butler,Agh the whole thing is so fun to listen to,"Doesn’t really matter how you’re feeling, or how you want to feel. It’s in there."
32975,I put my music library on shuffle...,Darryll and Oates usually puts me in the greatest mood! Either Maneater or Rich Girl!,"You Make My Dreams Come True is a go-to happy track for me, it’s so OTT cheesy"
32976,Darryll and Oates usually puts me in the greatest mood! Either Maneater or Rich Girl!,"You Make My Dreams Come True is a go-to happy track for me, it’s so OTT cheesy",It is incredibly cheesy but it’s a great song!
32977,I love vegetables. So much.,I eat steamed broccoli three times a day. And then I smoke 🥦 a couple times a week. ,how do you smoke broccoli
32978,I eat steamed broccoli three times a day. And then I smoke 🥦 a couple times a week. ,how do you smoke broccoli,Rolling papers or a lil broccoli pipe
32979,I love vegetables. So much.,"Yeah, what uhh... The fuck?",is there anything wrong with vegetables 
32980,"Yeah, what uhh... The fuck?",is there anything wrong with vegetables ,No it's just the pillow
32981,is there anything wrong with vegetables ,No it's just the pillow,"Ohhhh, I posted a pic of my carrot pillow somewhere in this thread!"
32982,No it's just the pillow,"Ohhhh, I posted a pic of my carrot pillow somewhere in this thread!",It's always bad when OP confronts you.
32983,I love vegetables. So much.,I fr\*cking love spinach,Cooked or in salad? 
32984,I fr\*cking love spinach,Cooked or in salad? ,Both. Popeye is my spirit animal.
32985,I love vegetables. So much.,"I love African Sweet Potato, Zimbabwean Cucumber and Zucchini. 

Drooling as I think about them ","Never heard of the first two, care to teach me?"
32986,"I love African Sweet Potato, Zimbabwean Cucumber and Zucchini. 

Drooling as I think about them ","Never heard of the first two, care to teach me?",[removed]
32987,"Never heard of the first two, care to teach me?",[removed],How do you eat the Zimbabwean cucumber? It looks so interesting! 
32988,[removed],How do you eat the Zimbabwean cucumber? It looks so interesting! ,"Slice it, add a tad bit of salt and eat the inside."
32989,I'm tipsy and feeling super friendly!,Please write a haiku about the moon.,"Light that shines in dark

Tidal control, and beauty 

Beacon in the night "
32990,Please write a haiku about the moon.,"Light that shines in dark

Tidal control, and beauty 

Beacon in the night ",Thank you.
32991,"Light that shines in dark

Tidal control, and beauty 

Beacon in the night ",Thank you.,Was it alright?
32992,Thank you.,Was it alright?,It's more than alright. I love it.
32993,Was it alright?,It's more than alright. I love it.,O yay. Thank you!
32994,I'm tipsy and feeling super friendly!,Watching Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory so my night it pretty good. ,The original?
32995,Watching Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory so my night it pretty good. ,The original?,The REAL one. 
32996,I'm tipsy and feeling super friendly!,Bought a fanny pack today! Would love to hear a haiku about that :),"They hate fanny packs

Chargers, snacks, now they want you


Fuck them, do you fam"
32997,Bought a fanny pack today! Would love to hear a haiku about that :),"They hate fanny packs

Chargers, snacks, now they want you


Fuck them, do you fam",Bravo! 👏🏻👏🏻
32998,I'm tipsy and feeling super friendly!,Write a haiku about trade wars,I'm too dumb to understand them tbh
32999,Write a haiku about trade wars,I'm too dumb to understand them tbh,"Nobody gets them
There’s no dying or bombing
But it’s still a war "
33000,"Chillin', watching futurama. What are you doing right now?","About to go watch one of my favorite shows, The Dead Files. Ever heard of it? ",Ahhh i think so. Im right in front of hulu so i can look it up. I like stuff like that.
33001,"About to go watch one of my favorite shows, The Dead Files. Ever heard of it? ",Ahhh i think so. Im right in front of hulu so i can look it up. I like stuff like that.,It's really the only paranormal show I'm interested in. It'll be worth a watch 
33002,Ahhh i think so. Im right in front of hulu so i can look it up. I like stuff like that.,It's really the only paranormal show I'm interested in. It'll be worth a watch ,Ill check it out 😁
33003,It's really the only paranormal show I'm interested in. It'll be worth a watch ,Ill check it out 😁,"If you have On Demand, it's on there"
33004,Ill check it out 😁,"If you have On Demand, it's on there",Its not even mine tbh so idk lol
33005,"Chillin', watching futurama. What are you doing right now?",Waiting for my driving lesson to start while aimlessly browsing reddit ,Oh wow where are you located? If you dont mind. It's like 10 pm here. 
33006,Waiting for my driving lesson to start while aimlessly browsing reddit ,Oh wow where are you located? If you dont mind. It's like 10 pm here. ,"Singapore,it's almost 11am here"
33007,Oh wow where are you located? If you dont mind. It's like 10 pm here. ,"Singapore,it's almost 11am here","Oh ok, nice. Good luck on your test!"
33008,"Singapore,it's almost 11am here","Oh ok, nice. Good luck on your test!","My test is next friday,but thanks so much!"
33009,"Oh ok, nice. Good luck on your test!","My test is next friday,but thanks so much!",Oh lol no problem!
33010,"Chillin', watching futurama. What are you doing right now?",Just ate some salmon and now I’m brewing up some tea,What a fancy night! Now i want some.
33011,Just ate some salmon and now I’m brewing up some tea,What a fancy night! Now i want some.,Kinda a bit late for tea but I really wanted some especially after eating
33012,What a fancy night! Now i want some.,Kinda a bit late for tea but I really wanted some especially after eating,"Black tea? Or chamomile, etc.?"
33013,What's your favorite breakfast splurge?,Leftover pizza and a beer.,well now i'm just straight up horny /s
33014,Leftover pizza and a beer.,well now i'm just straight up horny /s,but seriously that is the best breakfast
33015,What's your favorite breakfast splurge?,"Soup. I ate soup for breakfast every day when I was in China, I miss it :( ",what kind??? 
33016,"Soup. I ate soup for breakfast every day when I was in China, I miss it :( ",what kind??? ,Chicken broth and vegetables 
33017,What would your dream life look like?,Not being so empty.,Are you okay? 
33018,Not being so empty.,Are you okay? ,no
33019,What would your dream life look like?,A life less frightening.,Are there specific things you find frightening?  I hope your life gets better. 
33020,A life less frightening.,Are there specific things you find frightening?  I hope your life gets better. ,Money.
33021,thursdayy is a day of five-ay q's-ay,"1)Guess so

2)Eyes I guess

3)Pizza 

4)I really hope it is

5)Not really 
",everything alright?
33022,"1)Guess so

2)Eyes I guess

3)Pizza 

4)I really hope it is

5)Not really 
",everything alright?,"It's ok,pretty boring week tbh"
33023,everything alright?,"It's ok,pretty boring week tbh",aw shucks that's no fun!
33024,"It's ok,pretty boring week tbh",aw shucks that's no fun!,"yea,cant do much either"
33025,aw shucks that's no fun!,"yea,cant do much either",://
33026,I highly recommend having a penpal,"If I did that my fiance would kill me, haha!",Why? Trust issues?
33027,"If I did that my fiance would kill me, haha!",Why? Trust issues?,Pretty much.
33028,Why? Trust issues?,Pretty much.,Red flag?
33029,Pretty much.,Red flag?,"Nah, haha."
33030,I highly recommend having a penpal,So when are y’all getting married? ,I second this question 
33031,So when are y’all getting married? ,I second this question ,I third
33032,I second this question ,I third,I fouth
33033,I third,I fouth,Fouth?
33034,I highly recommend having a penpal,Penpals are great! I used to have one when I was in elementary school but we lost touch 🙁,I really hope that you do find them again. :)
33035,Penpals are great! I used to have one when I was in elementary school but we lost touch 🙁,I really hope that you do find them again. :),I hope so too! 😊
33036,I highly recommend having a penpal,"Ok this is personal, but do you like her as more than a friend?","It's a bit personal, although I have DM'ed you if you are curious to know... :)"
33037,"Ok this is personal, but do you like her as more than a friend?","It's a bit personal, although I have DM'ed you if you are curious to know... :)",why do you have to DM it? does she know that this is your reddit account?
33038,I highly recommend having a penpal,"welp, sounds to me like you got a crush on her","If you want to know more, I can DM you? :)"
33039,"welp, sounds to me like you got a crush on her","If you want to know more, I can DM you? :)","I am curious to know.  You can DM me, if you will."
33040,"If you want to know more, I can DM you? :)","I am curious to know.  You can DM me, if you will.",Okay!
33041,I highly recommend having a penpal,Anyone wants to be mine? ,I'm interested.
33042,Anyone wants to be mine? ,I'm interested.,"Cool, what do you wanna talk about? "
33043,I'm interested.,"Cool, what do you wanna talk about? ","I have ADHD and a boring office job, so I'm basically open to whatever."
33044,I highly recommend having a penpal,Isn’t that what commenting on Reddit is?,"Username kinda checks out.

It's just fun to start a comment train. :)"
33045,Isn’t that what commenting on Reddit is?,"Username kinda checks out.

It's just fun to start a comment train. :)","Agreed😄 Also, I’m happy that having a pen pal is working well for you😄"
33046,I highly recommend having a penpal,I want a penpal. :(,"Someone else posted above, check out r/penpals!  "
33047,I want a penpal. :(,"Someone else posted above, check out r/penpals!  ","Oh, thank ye!"
33048,"Someone else posted above, check out r/penpals!  ","Oh, thank ye!",No problem :) I'm actually browsing it right now lol
33049,I highly recommend having a penpal,"This is so cute :) Dude, anyone want a pen pal? ","Hey! :)

The more the merrier."
33050,"This is so cute :) Dude, anyone want a pen pal? ","Hey! :)

The more the merrier.",Aw! Hi there
33051,I highly recommend having a penpal,I met my best friend through tumblr and flew to meet her 4 years later!,"Tumblr is amazing, no?"
33052,I met my best friend through tumblr and flew to meet her 4 years later!,"Tumblr is amazing, no?",It is a great place 
33053,I highly recommend having a penpal,Curious.  Your ages?,Early twenties. :)
33054,Curious.  Your ages?,Early twenties. :),Awe to be in your early twenties. Enjoy this. 
33055,"If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?",Murdered my husband or public nudity. ,Are you my wife?
33056,Murdered my husband or public nudity. ,Are you my wife?,Nope. You're safe lol. 
33057,Are you my wife?,Nope. You're safe lol. ,Because you already killed him?
33058,Nope. You're safe lol. ,Because you already killed him?,He's very much still alive lol. 
33059,Because you already killed him?,He's very much still alive lol. ,sensational
33060,He's very much still alive lol. ,sensational,Are u sure she's not ur wife?
33061,sensational,Are u sure she's not ur wife?,One can never be too sure
33062,Murdered my husband or public nudity. ,Are you my wife?,Are we talking about the murder or the public nudity?
33063,"Hey, what do you think of the name Olivia?",Pretty into Indie music and such. ,I wanna know what this such entails
33064,Pretty into Indie music and such. ,I wanna know what this such entails,Annoying but somewhat cute. 
33065,I wanna know what this such entails,Annoying but somewhat cute. ,"Annoying as in I'd send you too many memes or annoying as in I wouldn't send you any memes?
"
33066,Annoying but somewhat cute. ,"Annoying as in I'd send you too many memes or annoying as in I wouldn't send you any memes?
",See? That's annoying but also cute. 
33067,"Hey, what do you think of the name Olivia?",Olive Oil,O love ya too
33068,Olive Oil,O love ya too,"Love you too random BB grill, although I read your name as demon in my head"
33069,O love ya too,"Love you too random BB grill, although I read your name as demon in my head",I don't even know bb grills :| Your name reminded me of Fringe
33070,"Hey, what do you think of the name Olivia?","I love the name, mostly because of my favorite actress, Olivia de Havilland","I looked up this actress very excited and the second autofill was ""death"" soooooo

"
33071,"I love the name, mostly because of my favorite actress, Olivia de Havilland","I looked up this actress very excited and the second autofill was ""death"" soooooo

","She's still very much alive.  102 and kicking, still suing people even!"
33072,"I looked up this actress very excited and the second autofill was ""death"" soooooo

","She's still very much alive.  102 and kicking, still suing people even!",suing who? what? where?
33073,I'm in a very strange argument. How do you say bagel?,bay-gull,"Same here, and apparently 10 others agree with us"
33074,bay-gull,"Same here, and apparently 10 others agree with us","Great! Also, what are you listening to?"
33075,I'm in a very strange argument. How do you say bagel?,"""Bay-gull."" However - my dad pronounced it ""bag-gull."" Like a shopping bag + gull. Wtf.","Huh. Cool. What region do you live in, if you don't mind me asking?"
33076,"""Bay-gull."" However - my dad pronounced it ""bag-gull."" Like a shopping bag + gull. Wtf.","Huh. Cool. What region do you live in, if you don't mind me asking?",I live in the southern US but I'm originally from up north and so is my dad. 
33077,"Huh. Cool. What region do you live in, if you don't mind me asking?",I live in the southern US but I'm originally from up north and so is my dad. ,"I live in the north, never heard it said bag-gull either. Strange."
33078,"Huh. Cool. What region do you live in, if you don't mind me asking?",I live in the southern US but I'm originally from up north and so is my dad. ,that's where my boyfriend is from and his whole family says bag-el
33079,What Are Some Good Movies Worth Watching?,Have you seen any Studio Ghibli movies? ,I have seen Totoro but that is it.
33080,Have you seen any Studio Ghibli movies? ,I have seen Totoro but that is it.,watch spirited away and howl’s moving castle!
33081,I have seen Totoro but that is it.,watch spirited away and howl’s moving castle!,I watched all 3 and leaves my heart feeling warm and fuzzy. 
33082,"If you have a bf/gf/so, how did you meet them?",On MSN measenger 11 years ago. For real.,I also met my partner on msn messenger 12 years ago. 
33083,On MSN measenger 11 years ago. For real.,I also met my partner on msn messenger 12 years ago. ,How'd that turn out for you?
33084,"If you have a bf/gf/so, how did you meet them?","haha, I'm going to die alone","Yaaay mee toooooo, here's to a lonely death! *clink* "
33085,"haha, I'm going to die alone","Yaaay mee toooooo, here's to a lonely death! *clink* ",I'll drink to that :)
33086,"If you have a bf/gf/so, how did you meet them?","Online video gaming, 8000miles and two countries apart. We just got married!
","Holy cow, that's awesome. That's like a dream way to meet someone."
33087,"Online video gaming, 8000miles and two countries apart. We just got married!
","Holy cow, that's awesome. That's like a dream way to meet someone.","If you don't mind getting your ass kicked by the wife, at your favorite thing in the world. ;)"
33088,"Holy cow, that's awesome. That's like a dream way to meet someone.","If you don't mind getting your ass kicked by the wife, at your favorite thing in the world. ;)",Haha yep.
33089,Just because I am gay does not mean I cannot be a good parent,Tell them that most gay kids are raised by straight parents. ,They would just get flustered and then angrily walk away. 
33090,Tell them that most gay kids are raised by straight parents. ,They would just get flustered and then angrily walk away. ,Did you really want to talk to someone that’s obviously homophobic anyway
33091,They would just get flustered and then angrily walk away. ,Did you really want to talk to someone that’s obviously homophobic anyway,"No, but I don’t like conflict"
33092,Did you really want to talk to someone that’s obviously homophobic anyway,"No, but I don’t like conflict",Whether there is conflict is not always your choice.
33093,Tell them that most gay kids are raised by straight parents. ,They would just get flustered and then angrily walk away. ,Sounds like a solution to me
33094,Tell them that most gay kids are raised by straight parents. ,They would just get flustered and then angrily walk away. ,"Sometimes you have to, otherwise pricks will push as far as it's allowed."
33095,I just want to brag about my family.,Wait 25f and 12m? Is he adopted?,He is.
33096,Wait 25f and 12m? Is he adopted?,He is.,Nice.
33097,He is.,Nice.,I expect he's the nephew they mentioned. 
33098,I've just had my first conversation with a group of American girls...,Maybe you can all keep contact and chat online 😊,"They even said we could visit, I think one lives in New Jersey"
33099,Maybe you can all keep contact and chat online 😊,"They even said we could visit, I think one lives in New Jersey",That sounds really good! You could see if you could organise a farewell before they leave?
33100,"They even said we could visit, I think one lives in New Jersey",That sounds really good! You could see if you could organise a farewell before they leave?,Clearly you've never been to Jersey...
33101,Maybe you can all keep contact and chat online 😊,"They even said we could visit, I think one lives in New Jersey","New Jersey huh?

Good luck friend."
33102,"They even said we could visit, I think one lives in New Jersey","New Jersey huh?

Good luck friend.",Why's that? She was talking about a tristate area
33103,"New Jersey huh?

Good luck friend.",Why's that? She was talking about a tristate area,Ah that would be the part of the New York City metropolitan area that bleeds into New Jersey
33104,"They even said we could visit, I think one lives in New Jersey","New Jersey huh?

Good luck friend.",Don't lie to us we've all seen Jersey Shore.
33105,"New Jersey huh?

Good luck friend.",Don't lie to us we've all seen Jersey Shore.,"Yeah...

Exactly"
33106,Maybe you can all keep contact and chat online 😊,"They even said we could visit, I think one lives in New Jersey","Isn’t this a movie? Are you living inside Love Actually?

Is Shannon Elizabeth one of the girls?"
33107,Maybe you can all keep contact and chat online 😊,"They even said we could visit, I think one lives in New Jersey",what exit?
33108,Maybe you can all keep contact and chat online 😊,"They even said we could visit, I think one lives in New Jersey",Jersey?!  🤢🤢🤢
33109,Maybe you can all keep contact and chat online 😊,"They even said we could visit, I think one lives in New Jersey",Ask her if it’s pork roll or Taylor ham. Trust me. It’s like an ancient New Jersey meme.
33110,Maybe you can all keep contact and chat online 😊,"They even said we could visit, I think one lives in New Jersey","&gt; I think one lives in New Jersey 

Oh....."
33111,"They even said we could visit, I think one lives in New Jersey","&gt; I think one lives in New Jersey 

Oh.....",North NJ if that's better? Lol
33112,"&gt; I think one lives in New Jersey 

Oh.....",North NJ if that's better? Lol,"Worse, but closer to NYC."
33113,"&gt; I think one lives in New Jersey 

Oh.....",North NJ if that's better? Lol,"As someone that went to college in South Jersey, it’s better that she’s north lmao "
33114,Maybe you can all keep contact and chat online 😊,"They even said we could visit, I think one lives in New Jersey",Ayy 
33115,Maybe you can all keep contact and chat online 😊,"They even said we could visit, I think one lives in New Jersey","&gt; I think one lives in New Jersey

**RUN!!!**"
33116,I've just had my first conversation with a group of American girls...,"You've never spoken to an American before?

What part of England are you from?",About 20 miles north of Oxford
33117,"You've never spoken to an American before?

What part of England are you from?",About 20 miles north of Oxford,"Is it a weird place?

Like do people point when they see a Chinese person?"
33118,I've just had my first conversation with a group of American girls...,"You have three days, you know what you need to do. ","Yeah really, this sounds like a pretty ideal situation for him."
33119,"You have three days, you know what you need to do. ","Yeah really, this sounds like a pretty ideal situation for him.",Come on op don't let us down 
33120,I wish I could thank my lunch lady from high school,Lunch ladies are angels. Real talk. No joke.,"I just realized the male equivalent would necessarily be called ""Lunch Gentlemen."""
33121,Lunch ladies are angels. Real talk. No joke.,"I just realized the male equivalent would necessarily be called ""Lunch Gentlemen.""","I prefer ""Lunch Lord."""
33122,"I just realized the male equivalent would necessarily be called ""Lunch Gentlemen.""","I prefer ""Lunch Lord.""",The Duke of Lunchington
33123,"I prefer ""Lunch Lord.""",The Duke of Lunchington,Earl of Sandwich
33124,How is your life different right now vs a year ago?,I was happier,"Did your circumstances change, or are most things the same and you feel differently? "
33125,I was happier,"Did your circumstances change, or are most things the same and you feel differently? ",The woman i loved slept with another man
33126,"Did your circumstances change, or are most things the same and you feel differently? ",The woman i loved slept with another man,I’m so sorry. No one deserves that betrayal. 
33127,The woman i loved slept with another man,I’m so sorry. No one deserves that betrayal. ,Shit happens
33128,How is your life different right now vs a year ago?,"I got a different job and a new car in the last year, but that's about it.",Do you like your new job and car?
33129,"I got a different job and a new car in the last year, but that's about it.",Do you like your new job and car?,"I do!  Neither one is perfect, but they're nice upgrades.  :) "
33130,I haven't thought about killing myself in over a year.,I appreciate the post OP ,"Thanks, I appreciate your comment :)"
33131,I appreciate the post OP ,"Thanks, I appreciate your comment :)","Thanks, I appreciate your reply to my comment"
33132,I haven't thought about killing myself in over a year.,Lol wish I could relate. Last time I thought about it was today.,"Keep your head up man, it gets better. Little by little, day by day."
33133,Lol wish I could relate. Last time I thought about it was today.,"Keep your head up man, it gets better. Little by little, day by day.",Lol it's seeming pretty attractive right now.
33134,I haven't thought about killing myself in over a year.,I hadn’t thought about it for a week until I read this post,Lol sorry :)
33135,I hadn’t thought about it for a week until I read this post,Lol sorry :),Hah yeah it’s fucking hilarious...
33136,What's on your bucket list?,Cross country road trip. (Usa),Any states in particular?
33137,Cross country road trip. (Usa),Any states in particular?,Colorado and Washington for the mountains and springs and stuff.
33138,Brown eyes are beautiful!,"we...  
thank you! =D",You’re welcome :)
33139,"we...  
thank you! =D",You’re welcome :),where did you grew up?
33140,You’re welcome :),where did you grew up?,Montana 
33141,where did you grew up?,Montana ,do you travel much?
33142,I love Wikipedia,"Sometimes, I bounce around using the random page link. ","That mainly gives you stub articles, though. I usually use the Random Good Article instead."
33143,"Sometimes, I bounce around using the random page link. ","That mainly gives you stub articles, though. I usually use the Random Good Article instead.",Didn't know about that one. Thanks
33144,I love Wikipedia,YSK: You can download all of Wikipedia.,How big is it?
33145,YSK: You can download all of Wikipedia.,How big is it?,"Without pictures pretty small, like 40GB.  With pictures, much much larger"
33146,I love Wikipedia,And it's banned in turkey,That fucking sucks. Can you VPN around it?
33147,And it's banned in turkey,That fucking sucks. Can you VPN around it?,"Yes, like I'm doing right now because imgur and i.reddit is banned too"
33148,That fucking sucks. Can you VPN around it?,"Yes, like I'm doing right now because imgur and i.reddit is banned too",[removed]
33149,"Yes, like I'm doing right now because imgur and i.reddit is banned too",[removed],"DNS changing used to work, but now it doesn't. I can use VPN just fine though."
33150,I love Wikipedia,And it's banned in turkey,But...but why?
33151,And it's banned in turkey,But...but why?,Anti Turkish and anti erdoğan articles
33152,Community Conversation: Blue,I love the song blue. I even have blue hair!,I had blue hair last summer! it was really fun!
33153,I love the song blue. I even have blue hair!,I had blue hair last summer! it was really fun!,Is there a colour you would never dye your hair?
33154,I had blue hair last summer! it was really fun!,Is there a colour you would never dye your hair?,[removed]
33155,I love the song blue. I even have blue hair!,I had blue hair last summer! it was really fun!,Same! I kinda realised I was a girl because of it so that was fun too lol. 
33156,Community Conversation: Blue,Royal blue is the best blue. Throw in a splash of orange and you've got something special. :),"Isn't Royal Blued the band that plays ""Figure it Out"" and ""Out of the Black""?"
33157,Royal blue is the best blue. Throw in a splash of orange and you've got something special. :),"Isn't Royal Blued the band that plays ""Figure it Out"" and ""Out of the Black""?",I think it's Royal Blood. Great music btw! 
33158,"Isn't Royal Blued the band that plays ""Figure it Out"" and ""Out of the Black""?",I think it's Royal Blood. Great music btw! ,"Yeah it was a lame pun, but they're awesome :)"
33159,I think it's Royal Blood. Great music btw! ,"Yeah it was a lame pun, but they're awesome :)",My bad! I didn't get the pun :)
33160,My parents are finally supporting my hobbies.,Wait homie you’re 20 and still need mommy to LET you get a bigger fish tank? ,Some people respect their parents and their houses 
33161,Wait homie you’re 20 and still need mommy to LET you get a bigger fish tank? ,Some people respect their parents and their houses ,"Some parents treat adult children like, you know... adults. "
33162,Quick! Tell me what you’re most passionate about!,"THINGS! ALL THE THINGS!

Realistically, i do quite like putting things together and such. ","Oh wow, what kind of things?!"
33163,"THINGS! ALL THE THINGS!

Realistically, i do quite like putting things together and such. ","Oh wow, what kind of things?!","Anything really haha, im studying to become a mechanical engineer. "
33164,"Oh wow, what kind of things?!","Anything really haha, im studying to become a mechanical engineer. ",That’s awesome dude! How are you going with it?
33165,Have you ever gone to the movies by yourself?,"Since I entitled into the university, always alone. ",Do you enjoy it though? 
33166,"Since I entitled into the university, always alone. ",Do you enjoy it though? ,"Actually yes, I enjoyed every minute of the films I've seen."
33167,"When I started using reddit 5+ years ago, I would randomly friend people on reddit just to see if I would ever see them around the website. Every time I see the orange highlighted user name it gives me a little smile.",would you mind if i friended you?,Friend me!! I'll friend you back!
33168,would you mind if i friended you?,Friend me!! I'll friend you back!,done!
33169,Friend me!! I'll friend you back!,done!,just friended you back!
33170,"When I started using reddit 5+ years ago, I would randomly friend people on reddit just to see if I would ever see them around the website. Every time I see the orange highlighted user name it gives me a little smile.","Only options I get by clicking 3 dots are :

Send message

Start a chat ",Same here. :/ 
33171,"Only options I get by clicking 3 dots are :

Send message

Start a chat ",Same here. :/ ,You have to have the old account layout!
33172,Same here. :/ ,You have to have the old account layout!,FML...I still can't find it. I even tried logging in using the chrome browser. :/ :( 
33173,You have to have the old account layout!,FML...I still can't find it. I even tried logging in using the chrome browser. :/ :( ,If you have the new profile layout I don't think you can do it :( 
33174,FML...I still can't find it. I even tried logging in using the chrome browser. :/ :( ,If you have the new profile layout I don't think you can do it :( ,"I just added you as a friend, so you can do it. I'm on desktop and use old.reddit."
33175,FML...I still can't find it. I even tried logging in using the chrome browser. :/ :( ,If you have the new profile layout I don't think you can do it :( ,I did it! 
33176,"When I started using reddit 5+ years ago, I would randomly friend people on reddit just to see if I would ever see them around the website. Every time I see the orange highlighted user name it gives me a little smile.","Only options I get by clicking 3 dots are :

Send message

Start a chat ",You have to have the old account layout!
33177,"Only options I get by clicking 3 dots are :

Send message

Start a chat ",You have to have the old account layout!,"Heck man I have been late to every good and fun thing !

Well that's life ! "
33178,"When I started using reddit 5+ years ago, I would randomly friend people on reddit just to see if I would ever see them around the website. Every time I see the orange highlighted user name it gives me a little smile.",Can someone friend me :) I have a old popular post,I got u
33179,Can someone friend me :) I have a old popular post,I got u,Thanksds
33180,"When I started using reddit 5+ years ago, I would randomly friend people on reddit just to see if I would ever see them around the website. Every time I see the orange highlighted user name it gives me a little smile.",Can someone friend me :) I have a old popular post,Gotcha 
33181,Can someone friend me :) I have a old popular post,Gotcha ,Thx
33182,"When I started using reddit 5+ years ago, I would randomly friend people on reddit just to see if I would ever see them around the website. Every time I see the orange highlighted user name it gives me a little smile.",TIL you can friends people on reddit,Yeah it became a new feature when I first joined reddit which is why I abused it :) 
33183,TIL you can friends people on reddit,Yeah it became a new feature when I first joined reddit which is why I abused it :) ,Was it ever promoted anywhere?
33184,"When I started using reddit 5+ years ago, I would randomly friend people on reddit just to see if I would ever see them around the website. Every time I see the orange highlighted user name it gives me a little smile.",Doing op now ,yay! I'll add ya too!
33185,Doing op now ,yay! I'll add ya too!,Tfw the post is 5 hours old and op responds 😍
33186,"When I started using reddit 5+ years ago, I would randomly friend people on reddit just to see if I would ever see them around the website. Every time I see the orange highlighted user name it gives me a little smile.",Feel free to friend me!,Hi friend :)
33187,Feel free to friend me!,Hi friend :),Hi there friend:) 
33188,"When I started using reddit 5+ years ago, I would randomly friend people on reddit just to see if I would ever see them around the website. Every time I see the orange highlighted user name it gives me a little smile.",Op I need friends ,Me too! Be my friend? 
33189,Op I need friends ,Me too! Be my friend? ,Yes why not! 
33190,Me too! Be my friend? ,Yes why not! ,Yayy!! Friended :)  My first friend in Reddit! Thank you!! 
33191,Yes why not! ,Yayy!! Friended :)  My first friend in Reddit! Thank you!! ,👍
33192,"What's the ""weird"" thing that you eat or drink?",I eat pickled pigs feet. My husband won't let me eat them in the house though.. lol,"Now, that's pretty weird. How do they taste?"
33193,I eat pickled pigs feet. My husband won't let me eat them in the house though.. lol,"Now, that's pretty weird. How do they taste?",The skin has a weird texture but they taste similar to a pickled egg mixed with bacon
33194,"What's the ""weird"" thing that you eat or drink?",I eat pickled pigs feet. My husband won't let me eat them in the house though.. lol,Cannot say I have tried them!
33195,I eat pickled pigs feet. My husband won't let me eat them in the house though.. lol,Cannot say I have tried them!,"They're delicious, but have a strong smell"
33196,"What's the ""weird"" thing that you eat or drink?",Laphroaig with a raw whole egg,What is laphroaig?
33197,Laphroaig with a raw whole egg,What is laphroaig?,Single malt scotch whisky. Nectar of the gods. No idea where the egg comes into it! 
33198,What is laphroaig?,Single malt scotch whisky. Nectar of the gods. No idea where the egg comes into it! ,Yum
33199,"What's the ""weird"" thing that you eat or drink?",Baked pumpkin seeds. ,I have heard they are good but never tried them myself.
33200,Baked pumpkin seeds. ,I have heard they are good but never tried them myself.,"Very weird taste, but after a while it gets pretty addictive.  "
33201,"What's the ""weird"" thing that you eat or drink?","Tomato slices with salt and pepper

Or

Raw peaches with blue cheese dressing ","Tomato slices with salt and pepper sounds delicious!

Raw peaches with.. What now?"
33202,"Tomato slices with salt and pepper

Or

Raw peaches with blue cheese dressing ","Tomato slices with salt and pepper sounds delicious!

Raw peaches with.. What now?",Try it
33203,I saw a different side of my Dad today.,This is super cool and congrats on beginning to build a relationship with your dad! ,Thanks. I juat hope this is the start of a real relationship with him.
33204,This is super cool and congrats on beginning to build a relationship with your dad! ,Thanks. I juat hope this is the start of a real relationship with him.,Just keep at it and it definitely will be
33205,"I sometimes feel bad for the comments that are downvoted for no real reason, so I upvote them to make their day a little better",I am glad I am not the only one.,I'm glad to hear it too! The more positivity the better :D 
33206,I am glad I am not the only one.,I'm glad to hear it too! The more positivity the better :D ,Same! I do this too ☺️☺️. I’m so glad other people do it as well!
33207,I'm glad to hear it too! The more positivity the better :D ,Same! I do this too ☺️☺️. I’m so glad other people do it as well!,"I'm happy to hear a lot of people do this! Thank you, you're a kind person :D "
33208,Same! I do this too ☺️☺️. I’m so glad other people do it as well!,"I'm happy to hear a lot of people do this! Thank you, you're a kind person :D ","I do this too! With enough of us, the downvoted comment will be the most upvoted 
 lol "
33209,"I sometimes feel bad for the comments that are downvoted for no real reason, so I upvote them to make their day a little better","Woah, a person with a heart, I thought this species was extinct","People with hearts aren’t extinct, but Redditors with hearts are surely endangered"
33210,"Woah, a person with a heart, I thought this species was extinct","People with hearts aren’t extinct, but Redditors with hearts are surely endangered","Honestly, people on the internet in general with hearts are a critically endangered species"
33211,"I sometimes feel bad for the comments that are downvoted for no real reason, so I upvote them to make their day a little better",I just want to know why mine get down voted when they do.,People are jackasses at times.  
33212,I just want to know why mine get down voted when they do.,People are jackasses at times.  ,Guess sometimes it's as simple as that
33213,What’s your dream job?,Serving in the Army,That’s extremely admirable. What’s standing in the way of you serving?
33214,Serving in the Army,That’s extremely admirable. What’s standing in the way of you serving?,Nothing right now. I have applied but have yet to hear back from them
33215,What’s your dream job?,"Anything close to nature and animals, with the least human interaction required.","Park ranger, maybe? Or some kind of nature-researcher-person? "
33216,"Anything close to nature and animals, with the least human interaction required.","Park ranger, maybe? Or some kind of nature-researcher-person? ","Both would be amazing, sadly i haven't the qualifications or skills for either"
33217,"Which decade produced the best music, and which decade produced the worst?","Most of the stuff I like is from the 90s.

As for worst, I'm not entirely sure.","R&amp;B isn't much these days, so I'll say the modern times."
33218,"Most of the stuff I like is from the 90s.

As for worst, I'm not entirely sure.","R&amp;B isn't much these days, so I'll say the modern times.",I stopped listening to modern music in about 2008-2009 so I believe you.
33219,"Which decade produced the best music, and which decade produced the worst?",worst is currently happening. damn mumble rap.,Mumble rap and Spanish shit. 
33220,worst is currently happening. damn mumble rap.,Mumble rap and Spanish shit. ,What you got against Spanish music?
33221,What types of music are you guys in to?,Strongly recommend you listen to Highly Suspect if you don't know them already!,"I’ll give them a whirl, thanks for the suggestion!"
33222,Strongly recommend you listen to Highly Suspect if you don't know them already!,"I’ll give them a whirl, thanks for the suggestion!",'Little One' is my favourite song of theirs
33223,What types of music are you guys in to?,Just this morning ive gone from acoustic covers to the beatles bob dylan stone sour so,"I do that sometimes too, just jump around"
33224,Just this morning ive gone from acoustic covers to the beatles bob dylan stone sour so,"I do that sometimes too, just jump around",Im in a down mood so its mostly been acoustic stuff
33225,"I do that sometimes too, just jump around",Im in a down mood so its mostly been acoustic stuff,I gotcha
33226,You ever wanna just be alone but not FEEL alone?,Watch Bojack. They talk about that kind of thing on there.,"I watched the first 2 seasons actually and loved it, maybe I should get around to finishing it "
33227,Watch Bojack. They talk about that kind of thing on there.,"I watched the first 2 seasons actually and loved it, maybe I should get around to finishing it ","You really should, it gets better every season!"
33228,Anyone else find it impossible to play an evil character in rpgs?,Basically every time I start a new game on Fallout New Vegas,Yeah I decided a few months back to do a Legion play through and I noped the fuck out so fast.
33229,Basically every time I start a new game on Fallout New Vegas,Yeah I decided a few months back to do a Legion play through and I noped the fuck out so fast.,You got to at least fight in the gladiator ring.
33230,Basically every time I start a new game on Fallout New Vegas,Yeah I decided a few months back to do a Legion play through and I noped the fuck out so fast.,It feels like the game won't be as fun...
33231,Basically every time I start a new game on Fallout New Vegas,Yeah I decided a few months back to do a Legion play through and I noped the fuck out so fast.,Me last week! I couldn't let Boone down :(
33232,Anyone else wish they were born into another decade?,"Yeah same here, but a little earlier than the 80's",I'd love to go through anything past 50's. All of it seems amazing to experience. 
33233,"Yeah same here, but a little earlier than the 80's",I'd love to go through anything past 50's. All of it seems amazing to experience. ,Yeah same here
33234,Anyone else wish they were born into another decade?,“i wAS boRn iN thE wrONG gEnerAtiOn”,Why comment like that? Deliberately breaking rules (saw one about not using random caps)?
33235,“i wAS boRn iN thE wrONG gEnerAtiOn”,Why comment like that? Deliberately breaking rules (saw one about not using random caps)?,"lmao i’m sorry it was an old meme, i didn’t mean it directly towards your post. so sorry"
33236,Why comment like that? Deliberately breaking rules (saw one about not using random caps)?,"lmao i’m sorry it was an old meme, i didn’t mean it directly towards your post. so sorry",Don't need to apologise; didn't know it was a meme.
33237,"lmao i’m sorry it was an old meme, i didn’t mean it directly towards your post. so sorry",Don't need to apologise; didn't know it was a meme.,Story holds up that user doesn't like things from today.
33238,Don't need to apologise; didn't know it was a meme.,Story holds up that user doesn't like things from today.,Memes peaked in the 80s
33239,I just ate the juiciest apple of my entire life.,Blackberries. And donuts. Both were juicy.,i would attack the receptionist for a donut right about now
33240,Blackberries. And donuts. Both were juicy.,i would attack the receptionist for a donut right about now,Try attacking. With deals.
33241,i would attack the receptionist for a donut right about now,Try attacking. With deals.,"instructions unclear, am now unemployed"
33242,I just ate the juiciest apple of my entire life.,"Today is our 1st annual family reunion! We hired a taco truck.
I feel bloated.
#tacolyfe",next year better be even better!
33243,"Today is our 1st annual family reunion! We hired a taco truck.
I feel bloated.
#tacolyfe",next year better be even better!,Hope so!
33244,I just ate the juiciest apple of my entire life.,I'm hungry :(,feels bad man :( hope you got something good to eat since this post
33245,I'm hungry :(,feels bad man :( hope you got something good to eat since this post,Had a salad.  It was awesome.
33246,I just ate the juiciest apple of my entire life.,What kind of apple was it?,red delicious obviously!
33247,What kind of apple was it?,red delicious obviously!,"Try honeycrisp or jazz apples, way better imo."
33248,I'm new to Reddit!,Go to preferences and turn on the option that allows you to view posts that are NSFW,This guy fucks! 
33249,Go to preferences and turn on the option that allows you to view posts that are NSFW,This guy fucks! ,/u/fuckswithducks
33250,Go to preferences and turn on the option that allows you to view posts that are NSFW,This guy fucks! ,This fuck guys!
33251,I'm new to Reddit!,What kind of interests do ya have?,"I like cycling, meeting new people, technology and vegan food lol "
33252,What kind of interests do ya have?,"I like cycling, meeting new people, technology and vegan food lol ",r/BikesAndCoffee The one you didn’t thought it existed. 
33253,I'm new to Reddit!,Get out while you still can,But seriously run
33254,Get out while you still can,But seriously run,Yeah this place is best avoidex
33255,What shows are you watching right now?,Harlots on Hulu,What's it about?
33256,Harlots on Hulu,What's it about?,It's about 18th century whores. Really interesting shit
33257,How’s everyone’s Fourth of July going?,Chilling. Playing some Rocket League and listening to some Less Than Jake.,"Same here with RL brother, what rank are you?"
33258,Chilling. Playing some Rocket League and listening to some Less Than Jake.,"Same here with RL brother, what rank are you?",Casual as hell LMAO. I rarely play it. 
33259,"Same here with RL brother, what rank are you?",Casual as hell LMAO. I rarely play it. ,Oh I️ got you lol. I️ really like how stress free I️ play in casual 
33260,How’s everyone’s Fourth of July going?,"Never heard beer referred to as “Freedom juice.” So, that’s new. 

","It’s only called that on the fourth, Memorial Day, and Veterans Day :)"
33261,"Never heard beer referred to as “Freedom juice.” So, that’s new. 

","It’s only called that on the fourth, Memorial Day, and Veterans Day :)",I think I’ve only heard “dancing juice” thanks to Mr. Bruno Mars. 💃🏽 
33262,"It’s only called that on the fourth, Memorial Day, and Veterans Day :)",I think I’ve only heard “dancing juice” thanks to Mr. Bruno Mars. 💃🏽 ,I️ don’t think I’ve ever heard that reference but that’s a really good one!
33263,I think I’ve only heard “dancing juice” thanks to Mr. Bruno Mars. 💃🏽 ,I️ don’t think I’ve ever heard that reference but that’s a really good one!,"AND it’s a song that makes you wanting to get up and dance, alcohol not needed, ironically! Haha"
33264,How to Reddit?,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,I shall provide one upvote for others to see and downvote 
33265,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,I shall provide one upvote for others to see and downvote ,I dont understand what you mean by saying this? Im sorry :(
33266,I shall provide one upvote for others to see and downvote ,I dont understand what you mean by saying this? Im sorry :(,I’ve been here a few years and that didn’t really make much sense to me either. 
33267,I dont understand what you mean by saying this? Im sorry :(,I’ve been here a few years and that didn’t really make much sense to me either. ,Glad it wasn't just me haha
33268,How to Reddit?,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)"
33269,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",\#LOL
33270,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",\#LOL,Infinite IQ required to post that
33271,\#LOL,Infinite IQ required to post that,#LOL
33272,\#LOL,Infinite IQ required to post that,##LOL
33273,\#LOL,Infinite IQ required to post that,PoundsignLOL
33274,Infinite IQ required to post that,PoundsignLOL,tic tac toe LOL
33275,PoundsignLOL,tic tac toe LOL,Lattice Method LOL
33276,tic tac toe LOL,Lattice Method LOL,OctothorpLOL
33277,Lattice Method LOL,OctothorpLOL,SharpLOL
33278,OctothorpLOL,SharpLOL,JAILTIME LOL
33279,SharpLOL,JAILTIME LOL,NumberLOL
33280,Lattice Method LOL,OctothorpLOL,"This made me laugh way harder than it should have, cheers"
33281,Infinite IQ required to post that,PoundsignLOL,backslashpoundlol
33282,\#LOL,Infinite IQ required to post that,"I don't know, I'm pretty dumb \#LOL"
33283,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",\#LOL,^#lol 
33284,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",#LOL
33285,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",#LOL,#LOL
33286,#LOL,#LOL,#Lol
33287,#LOL,#Lol,#LOL
33288,#Lol,#LOL,#LMAO
33289,#LOL,#LMAO,#LOL
33290,#LMAO,#LOL,\#lol
33291,#LMAO,#LOL,#INSIDE VOICES
33292,#LOL,#INSIDE VOICES,#no
33293,#Lol,#LOL,#LOL
33294,#LOL,#LOL,#LOL
33295,#LOL,#LOL,#llol
33296,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",#LOL,###LOL
33297,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",#test
33298,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",#test,#lol
33299,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",#test,#Does it work?
33300,#test,#Does it work?,##
33301,#Does it work?,##,### FUCK YA IT DOES
33302,##,### FUCK YA IT DOES,Oopsie. I've created a monster here.
33303,##,### FUCK YA IT DOES,#NOPE
33304,##,### FUCK YA IT DOES,##yes?
33305,### FUCK YA IT DOES,##yes?,But how?
33306,##yes?,But how?,##likethis
33307,But how?,##likethis,#This
33308,##likethis,#This,###this
33309,#This,###this,"###thanks
"
33310,###this,"###thanks
",##keeptrying
33311,"###thanks
",##keeptrying,*I can't*
33312,##keeptrying,*I can't*,##
33313,*I can't*,##,##thanks
33314,##,### FUCK YA IT DOES,###### Don’t mind me
33315,#test,#Does it work?,#neat
33316,#Does it work?,#neat,#####woah
33317,#test,#Does it work?,"#Yeah sorry about that, I wanted to do that too. Don't mind me. "
33318,#Does it work?,"#Yeah sorry about that, I wanted to do that too. Don't mind me. ",##Can it go bigger?
33319,"#Yeah sorry about that, I wanted to do that too. Don't mind me. ",##Can it go bigger?,#does it work on mobile?
33320,#test,#Does it work?,#Test
33321,#test,#Does it work?,#Let's see
33322,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",#test,#test? 
33323,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",#test, #testing123
33324,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",#test,#yes
33325,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",#test,Test post plz don't upvote
33326,#test,Test post plz don't upvote,Don't tell me what to do!
33327,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",#test,#test
33328,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",#test,#wow
33329,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)","The road is still long ahead of you, my young padawan. "
33330,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)","Escape characters are important. Use \ to do this:

\#hashtagsaredumb"
33331,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)","\#

LOL"
33332,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",#neat
33333,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",#DO I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS NOW?
33334,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",#Letssee if this works
33335,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",#TEST
33336,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",#LOL,#Cool
33337,#LOL,#Cool,#*IKR?*
33338,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)","hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars, \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* see!"
33339,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)","hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars, \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* see!","Bulls**t. 

Hey, only part of mine did! 😆"
33340,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)","You make it #bigger 

I^make^it^smaller "
33341,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)","&gt; 
&gt; (Also: relax, people.)

#LOL"
33342,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)","#It was THAT simple?
I always thought that bigger font was some sort of magic lol."
33343,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",#areyouteachingmesomethingnew?
33344,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",#lol
33345,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",#lol,##LOL
33346,#lol,##LOL,###LOL
33347,##LOL,###LOL,####LOL
33348,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",#Really?
33349,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",#thisdoesntactuallywork
33350,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",##
33351,"#LOL

(Also: *relax*, people.)",##,Holy fuck it worked
33352,How to Reddit?,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,Don’t use emoji
33353,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,Don’t use emoji,🤔 No.
33354,Don’t use emoji,🤔 No.,Please stop.
33355,🤔 No.,Please stop.,😈
33356,Don’t use emoji,🤔 No.,No
33357,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,Don’t use emoji,👏👏👏 ❎D❎O❎N❎'❎T❎ USE 😀😂🤣😆EMOJIS😆🤣😂😀 ON 💩📬REDDIT📬💩 👏👏👏 💯💯💯🔥 ⚡ ❄
33358,How to Reddit?,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,We have our own version of hashtags by linking subreddits. Eg. r/Thanosdidnothingwrong
33359,We don't use hashtags here. I did that my first day and proceeded to get bombarded with insults.,We have our own version of hashtags by linking subreddits. Eg. r/Thanosdidnothingwrong,Yeah but it's dumb and responsible users of Reddit should downvote those comments
33360,How to Reddit?,#yeet,_yeet_
33361,#yeet,_yeet_,*yeet*
33362,How to Reddit?,##LMAO,#HOW #DO #I #MAKE #IT #SMALLER?
33363,##LMAO,#HOW #DO #I #MAKE #IT #SMALLER?,#FUCK YEAH
33364,How to Reddit?,"Don't advertise being a woman.  
That would be a good start.","Yep. Someone else did point that out already, so. I have learned that."
33365,"Don't advertise being a woman.  
That would be a good start.","Yep. Someone else did point that out already, so. I have learned that.","Our nicknames already shout this, unfortunately."
33366,How to Reddit?,Don't let anyone know your female and 25! 13 year olds will PM you dicks!,"So I have been told lol. Thank you, I have learned not to do that now."
33367,Don't let anyone know your female and 25! 13 year olds will PM you dicks!,"So I have been told lol. Thank you, I have learned not to do that now.","Haha, no problem. If that is something you want though, post to r/gonewild (NSFW) 😂"
33368,Independence Day Megathread,"We have to stay home, it's raining all day where we are :(","Ah man, that sucks! Do you have any plans to make up for this?"
33369,"We have to stay home, it's raining all day where we are :(","Ah man, that sucks! Do you have any plans to make up for this?","Nope, ah well though. The good thing is I have tomorrow off as well."
33370,"Ah man, that sucks! Do you have any plans to make up for this?","Nope, ah well though. The good thing is I have tomorrow off as well.",That's a positive I suppose! :)
33371,I cursed for the first time yesterday.,"There is no God Summer, might as well rip that band aid off and be done with it. ",Can't agree.
33372,"There is no God Summer, might as well rip that band aid off and be done with it. ",Can't agree.,And that is fine. 
33373,Just got a tattoo so I can’t go swimming tomorrow / what are YOU doing tomorrow?,I can't go swimming because I'm in Alaska and it's like 70° max tomorrow. ,Do you live in Alaska or you’re just visiting? 
33374,I can't go swimming because I'm in Alaska and it's like 70° max tomorrow. ,Do you live in Alaska or you’re just visiting? ,I live here. moved up 4 years ago to marry an Eskimo. 😊
33375,It's been 10+ years since my last cigarette.,"......18 years, 6 months, 3 days.....",That's impressive! Not only you stopped but also have the date! Awesome! Keep it up!
33376,"......18 years, 6 months, 3 days.....",That's impressive! Not only you stopped but also have the date! Awesome! Keep it up!,"Jan 1, 2000.  An extra 50 cent tax pushed the price up to $3.50 and I said, ""I'm  out."""
33377,That's impressive! Not only you stopped but also have the date! Awesome! Keep it up!,"Jan 1, 2000.  An extra 50 cent tax pushed the price up to $3.50 and I said, ""I'm  out.""",*drops mic*
33378,Anything popular that you just couldn't get into?,Long and boring tv-series of all sorts. Nothing really happens for hours of screen time.,Which tv series if you don't mind me asking?  I'm pretty bad with hour long TV shows too.  
33379,Long and boring tv-series of all sorts. Nothing really happens for hours of screen time.,Which tv series if you don't mind me asking?  I'm pretty bad with hour long TV shows too.  ,"House, big bang theory, breaking bad, you name it."
33380,Anything popular that you just couldn't get into?,Frickin Pokémon ,"Not going to lie, I was a huge Pokemon fan but it has since died.  The games got repetitive."
33381,Frickin Pokémon ,"Not going to lie, I was a huge Pokemon fan but it has since died.  The games got repetitive.",Why did you like it?
33382,Tell me something interesting about yourself!,It’s my birthday!,Happy birthday! 
33383,It’s my birthday!,Happy birthday! ,"You can have an upvote, have a good day!"
33384,Tell me something interesting about yourself!,It’s my birthday!,Happy birthday! Doing anything special?
33385,It’s my birthday!,Happy birthday! Doing anything special?,I got a switch. We’re having a fancy supper right now. Hope you’re having a good day too!
33386,Happy birthday! Doing anything special?,I got a switch. We’re having a fancy supper right now. Hope you’re having a good day too!,"Nice! What games are you excited for? I have the day off work, which is very nice."
33387,Tell me something interesting about yourself!,It’s my birthday!,Hope i'm not too late - happy birthday!
33388,It’s my birthday!,Hope i'm not too late - happy birthday!,Still my birthday! thanks &lt;3
33389,Hope i'm not too late - happy birthday!,Still my birthday! thanks &lt;3,What did you do for your birthday? Hope it was a good one :)
33390,Tell me something interesting about yourself!,I'm colour blind.,Oh cool! What kind?
33391,I'm colour blind.,Oh cool! What kind?,I think its blue/green. Thats what the optician said anyway. I will her word for it.
33392,Tell me something interesting about yourself!, I'm chainsaw certified. I was trained how to cut trees in Americorps.,How was your Americorps experience overall?
33393, I'm chainsaw certified. I was trained how to cut trees in Americorps.,How was your Americorps experience overall?,Tiring but fulfilling
33394,How was your Americorps experience overall?,Tiring but fulfilling,Gotcha. I appreciate the reply. Were the other folks there cool? or?
33395,I'm having the best time of my life,I am happy for you. Keep up moving forward i hope things continue going the best way.,"Thank you, and I wish you the best too."
33396,I am happy for you. Keep up moving forward i hope things continue going the best way.,"Thank you, and I wish you the best too.",You are welcome. Thanks
33397,I'm having the best time of my life,Thanks for he great reminder. It’s easy to get stuck in a rut. ,Keep your head up and stay strong.
33398,Thanks for he great reminder. It’s easy to get stuck in a rut. ,Keep your head up and stay strong.,Thank you 
33399,What is it you desire?,To be dead already.,Why?
33400,To be dead already.,Why?,Because i think life is meaningless and pointless and surviving takes too much bs.
33401,Why?,Because i think life is meaningless and pointless and surviving takes too much bs.,So you are in constant agony? 
33402,Because i think life is meaningless and pointless and surviving takes too much bs.,So you are in constant agony? ,Yes
33403,So you are in constant agony? ,Yes,Physical agony?
33404,Yes,Physical agony?,Sometimes.
33405,Physical agony?,Sometimes.,So it's mostly mental agony then?
33406,Sometimes.,So it's mostly mental agony then?,Sure
33407,So it's mostly mental agony then?,Sure,"Well, in that case, there is hope. There are treatments. "
33408,Sure,"Well, in that case, there is hope. There are treatments. ",For coping with existence?
33409,"Well, in that case, there is hope. There are treatments. ",For coping with existence?,Define existence. 
33410,For coping with existence?,Define existence. ,Merely having conciosness in this world
33411,Define existence. ,Merely having conciosness in this world,So you dislike what your surroundings present to your conscience? 
33412,Merely having conciosness in this world,So you dislike what your surroundings present to your conscience? ,"I dislike playing the ""survival game"""
33413,So you dislike what your surroundings present to your conscience? ,"I dislike playing the ""survival game""",Fair. But what do you like?
33414,What is it you desire?,To be dead already.,:(
33415,To be dead already.,:(,ecause i think life is meaningless and pointless and surviving takes too much bs.
33416,:(,ecause i think life is meaningless and pointless and surviving takes too much bs.,r/me_irl
33417,What is it you desire?,To be dead already.,You edgy or something?
33418,To be dead already.,You edgy or something?,idk what you mean.
33419,You edgy or something?,idk what you mean.,Why would anyone wish to die/be dead? 
33420,idk what you mean.,Why would anyone wish to die/be dead? ,Because maybe not everyone is happy to be alive like you?
33421,What is it you desire?,Lots of money with little effort,Agreed. What would you do with your plentiful funds?
33422,Lots of money with little effort,Agreed. What would you do with your plentiful funds?,Drink a lot and play a lot of video games
33423,What are your knee jerk assumptions about the following 5 things?,useless and a waste of time,All of them?
33424,useless and a waste of time,All of them?,yes
33425,right before July 4 - what better way than to answer 5 q's?,"1)Why not?

2)",you don't have the day off?
33426,"1)Why not?

2)",you don't have the day off?,"Waiting to enter university,so technically I'm free daily"
33427,you don't have the day off?,"Waiting to enter university,so technically I'm free daily",gottttttttttcha
33428,"Waiting to enter university,so technically I'm free daily",gottttttttttcha,Yay!
33429,What’s up today?,Drinking alone at my house because its my birthday ._.,Good Rocket League games bud
33430,Drinking alone at my house because its my birthday ._.,Good Rocket League games bud,Thanks for keeping me company 
33431,Good Rocket League games bud,Thanks for keeping me company ,I get off work in about an hour and a half if you want o play some more
33432,Thanks for keeping me company ,I get off work in about an hour and a half if you want o play some more,"We are going out for haircuts and food shortly, I can play after that though "
33433,I get off work in about an hour and a half if you want o play some more,"We are going out for haircuts and food shortly, I can play after that though ","Alright
"
33434,How is everyone’s day going?,Shitty day lol,At least KH3 isn’t too far away lol
33435,Shitty day lol,At least KH3 isn’t too far away lol,"funny you say that I'm playing/streaming kh1 now
"
33436,How is everyone’s day going?,I'm hung up on someone I shouldn't be but I'm here to forget,"Heyyy, I know that feel well. 
What are you doing to keep ya mind off them? "
33437,I'm hung up on someone I shouldn't be but I'm here to forget,"Heyyy, I know that feel well. 
What are you doing to keep ya mind off them? ",sleeping helped!  new day. new swipes. lol
33438,I changed my own radiator today rather than pay 700 dollars to have a shop do it. I'm feeling pretty good about myself right now. What are your personal victories today?,Umm I won a game of Fortnite.,"Be sure to post that on your tinder profile! I kid, I haven't won a game yet myself."
33439,Umm I won a game of Fortnite.,"Be sure to post that on your tinder profile! I kid, I haven't won a game yet myself.",And I don’t have a Tinder profile lol
33440,"Be sure to post that on your tinder profile! I kid, I haven't won a game yet myself.",And I don’t have a Tinder profile lol,I'm sure it'll get you somewhere on LinkedIn.
33441,I changed my own radiator today rather than pay 700 dollars to have a shop do it. I'm feeling pretty good about myself right now. What are your personal victories today?,Umm I won a game of Fortnite.,"Tell me your ways, Sensei. "
33442,Umm I won a game of Fortnite.,"Tell me your ways, Sensei. ","you must learn the ways of the bush, young one."
33443,"Tell me your ways, Sensei. ","you must learn the ways of the bush, young one.","I am willing to learn. 

This still requires clothes on, right?"
33444,"you must learn the ways of the bush, young one.","I am willing to learn. 

This still requires clothes on, right?","Yes, and probably builder pro."
33445,I changed my own radiator today rather than pay 700 dollars to have a shop do it. I'm feeling pretty good about myself right now. What are your personal victories today?,I hate working out but I went on a 4.3 mile hike with family today!,Was it fun?
33446,I hate working out but I went on a 4.3 mile hike with family today!,Was it fun?,Yeah it was!
33447,I changed my own radiator today rather than pay 700 dollars to have a shop do it. I'm feeling pretty good about myself right now. What are your personal victories today?,I made some bomb ass short rib tacos,Tell me about those tacos!!
33448,I made some bomb ass short rib tacos,Tell me about those tacos!!,[removed]
33449,I changed my own radiator today rather than pay 700 dollars to have a shop do it. I'm feeling pretty good about myself right now. What are your personal victories today?,I got my strimmer working ,What's a strimmer?
33450,I got my strimmer working ,What's a strimmer?,"It's a handheld weed/grass cutter. Petrol engine, a pole and then spinning wire at the bottom"
33451,I changed my own radiator today rather than pay 700 dollars to have a shop do it. I'm feeling pretty good about myself right now. What are your personal victories today?,I got out of bed before noon. I have Fibromyalgia and Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Yay me! ,I'm not even out of bed yet 
33452,I got out of bed before noon. I have Fibromyalgia and Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Yay me! ,I'm not even out of bed yet ,That’s okay too. 
33453,I'm not even out of bed yet ,That’s okay too. ,Thanks :)
33454,That’s okay too. ,Thanks :),Have you heard about the spook theory? That always comforts me. 
33455,Thanks :),Have you heard about the spook theory? That always comforts me. ,The what
33456,I changed my own radiator today rather than pay 700 dollars to have a shop do it. I'm feeling pretty good about myself right now. What are your personal victories today?,I bought a tiny aquarium.,How small are we talking? Also I think there's a subreddit for aquarium havers. 
33457,I bought a tiny aquarium.,How small are we talking? Also I think there's a subreddit for aquarium havers. ,1.5x1.5x1 feet 
33458,How small are we talking? Also I think there's a subreddit for aquarium havers. ,1.5x1.5x1 feet ,What kinda fish are going in?
33459,I changed my own radiator today rather than pay 700 dollars to have a shop do it. I'm feeling pretty good about myself right now. What are your personal victories today?,i made a rhubarb pie,Strawberry rhubarb or just plain rhubarb?
33460,i made a rhubarb pie,Strawberry rhubarb or just plain rhubarb?,plain
33461,Strawberry rhubarb or just plain rhubarb?,plain,"I do not think I have ever eaten a rhubarb, in pie form or otherwise."
33462,"I started wearing my grandma’s engagement ring, and strangers are treating me.....really nicely.","What do you think would happen, if I started wearing a wedding band as a dude?",There was an episode of Seinfeld where George tried it. Negative results ensued.
33463,"What do you think would happen, if I started wearing a wedding band as a dude?",There was an episode of Seinfeld where George tried it. Negative results ensued.,"Seinfeld,  keepin' em honest. "
33464,"I started wearing my grandma’s engagement ring, and strangers are treating me.....really nicely.","So if everyone wore engagement rings, everyone would be more polite to each other! ",But then no one would get laid :(
33465,"So if everyone wore engagement rings, everyone would be more polite to each other! ",But then no one would get laid :(,That's... That's not how it works. 
33466,But then no one would get laid :(,That's... That's not how it works. ,/s
33467,"I started wearing my grandma’s engagement ring, and strangers are treating me.....really nicely.",Are you Israeli ?,"No, why?"
33468,Are you Israeli ?,"No, why?",Are you Chinese ?
33469,How do you 'treat yourself'?,A carmel frappacino with extra carmel sauce,"I just got tim horton's tonight to cheer me up! I agree, sugar helps sometimes haha"
33470,A carmel frappacino with extra carmel sauce,"I just got tim horton's tonight to cheer me up! I agree, sugar helps sometimes haha",I don't have Tim Hortons here in California. Anyway knock knock
33471,"I just got tim horton's tonight to cheer me up! I agree, sugar helps sometimes haha",I don't have Tim Hortons here in California. Anyway knock knock,Who's there? 👀
33472,I don't have Tim Hortons here in California. Anyway knock knock,Who's there? 👀,Top o' 
33473,Who's there? 👀,Top o' ,Top o' who???
33474,Top o' ,Top o' who???,Top o' morning to you
33475,How do you 'treat yourself'?,A carmel frappacino with extra carmel sauce,Holy crap I haven’t had one of those in years!
33476,A carmel frappacino with extra carmel sauce,Holy crap I haven’t had one of those in years!,They have a new called ultra carmel frappacino
33477,Hey everyone. How long have you been single for?,I'd say about a year.,Was it a clean breakup? 
33478,I'd say about a year.,Was it a clean breakup? ,Not really. There's a lot of going back and forth which obviously made it worse.
33479,Was it a clean breakup? ,Not really. There's a lot of going back and forth which obviously made it worse.,Like arguments or uncertainty whether to stay or to leave? 
33480,What are some guilty pleasures you have?,Fanfiction I know it's ridiculous but I still love reading it. ,"I still write it when I have the time, don't feel ridiculous :]"
33481,Fanfiction I know it's ridiculous but I still love reading it. ,"I still write it when I have the time, don't feel ridiculous :]",God I wish I could get back into it!
33482,Fanfiction I know it's ridiculous but I still love reading it. ,"I still write it when I have the time, don't feel ridiculous :]",I've never written any. I've always wanted to though!
33483,"I still write it when I have the time, don't feel ridiculous :]",I've never written any. I've always wanted to though!,What's stopping you? It's never too late to begin!
33484,What are some guilty pleasures you have?,I like to vandalize public and private property. Mostly with sharpies and oil paint markers.,"*taps head*

it's not vandalization if its permanent"
33485,I like to vandalize public and private property. Mostly with sharpies and oil paint markers.,"*taps head*

it's not vandalization if its permanent",What is it then? 
33486,Does anyone else get mistaken for being significantly younger than they truly are?,I'm 32 and have a beard and people still think I'm 22 for some reason.,I'm like that too. I always get idd. It'll work out long term though.
33487,I'm 32 and have a beard and people still think I'm 22 for some reason.,I'm like that too. I always get idd. It'll work out long term though.,Yeah I'm not really complaining :)
33488,What video games have you been playing this week?,"I just finished The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild yesterday, after 125 hours.",I want to get a Nintendo Switch just that I could play this game. It does look really amazing.
33489,"I just finished The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild yesterday, after 125 hours.",I want to get a Nintendo Switch just that I could play this game. It does look really amazing.,"It is, but I'm not sure if getting a Switch just for this game is worth it."
33490,I want to get a Nintendo Switch just that I could play this game. It does look really amazing.,"It is, but I'm not sure if getting a Switch just for this game is worth it.",I have other games that I am interested in getting. But that is one of my main ones right now.
33491,"I just finished The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild yesterday, after 125 hours.",I want to get a Nintendo Switch just that I could play this game. It does look really amazing.,"You could play it with an emulator if you have a decent pc, its even better than switch "
33492,What video games have you been playing this week?,Been grinding away at rocket league like always,That sounds pretty cool. I never really got into Rocket League unfortunately.
33493,Been grinding away at rocket league like always,That sounds pretty cool. I never really got into Rocket League unfortunately.,It’s a lot of fun. Takes a bit of time and learning through 
33494,What video games have you been playing this week?,"Witcher 3, again. It is just magical for me",Witcher 3 is sadly in my digital library folder on my PS4. I should get around to playing it.
33495,"Witcher 3, again. It is just magical for me",Witcher 3 is sadly in my digital library folder on my PS4. I should get around to playing it.,Save a lot of time for it
33496,Witcher 3 is sadly in my digital library folder on my PS4. I should get around to playing it.,Save a lot of time for it,I would like to play the Witcher 1 and 2 first.
33497,What video games have you been playing this week?,Zero Escape: The Nonary Games. It was cheap on Steam and i have heard glowing reports.,Never heard of it. But since it had good reviews it may look interesting.
33498,Zero Escape: The Nonary Games. It was cheap on Steam and i have heard glowing reports.,Never heard of it. But since it had good reviews it may look interesting.,It's a really good puzzle game. The story is absolutely incredible. Lot of text though.
33499,What video games have you been playing this week?,Zero Escape: The Nonary Games. It was cheap on Steam and i have heard glowing reports.,Great games.
33500,Zero Escape: The Nonary Games. It was cheap on Steam and i have heard glowing reports.,Great games.,Yep. Heard there a lot of really genuinely interesting twists.
33501,Video Game Music is Amazing,Megaman and Castlevania. Man I love listening to covers.,You’ve got to look up a band called Bit Brigade. They’re amazing. They do full Megaman shows. 
33502,Megaman and Castlevania. Man I love listening to covers.,You’ve got to look up a band called Bit Brigade. They’re amazing. They do full Megaman shows. ,I will check it out. Thanks for the tip!
33503,"Talk to me, baby.",Ya yeet send nudes lmao 😂😭😭😍👌👌🍑🍑,Wtf is yeet? Why don't I know what yeet is? 
33504,Ya yeet send nudes lmao 😂😭😭😍👌👌🍑🍑,Wtf is yeet? Why don't I know what yeet is? ,Yeeeeeeeeeeeet
33505,Wtf is yeet? Why don't I know what yeet is? ,Yeeeeeeeeeeeet,WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN 
33506,Yeeeeeeeeeeeet,WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN ,YeeeeeEEEEEeeeeEEeSEEeEEet
33507,WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN ,YeeeeeEEEEEeeeeEEeSEEeEEet,...
33508,YeeeeeEEEEEeeeeEEeSEEeEEet,...,YEET
33509,...,YEET,THIS WORD. I DO NOT LIKE IT. 
33510,"Talk to me, baby.",Still bored?,Ish? (Does that even mean anything? Can you say ish in response to a question?)
33511,Still bored?,Ish? (Does that even mean anything? Can you say ish in response to a question?),Ish
33512,Who’s up?,i'm up. just subscribed to ESPN+,Exciting!
33513,i'm up. just subscribed to ESPN+,Exciting!,$50/yr
33514,Who’s up?,20 questions? Let’s do it.,You first! 😜
33515,20 questions? Let’s do it.,You first! 😜,"Alright, is it a place/person/animal or a thing?"
33516,You first! 😜,"Alright, is it a place/person/animal or a thing?",Place. When?
33517,"Alright, is it a place/person/animal or a thing?",Place. When?,Now. Is it in Europe/North America/South America/Asia/Africa/Pacific or Antarctica?
33518,Place. When?,Now. Is it in Europe/North America/South America/Asia/Africa/Pacific or Antarctica?,Europe - Why?
33519,Now. Is it in Europe/North America/South America/Asia/Africa/Pacific or Antarctica?,Europe - Why?,"Started off as one man's whim and somehow stuck.
Is it in East/West/North/South/Central Europe?"
33520,Europe - Why?,"Started off as one man's whim and somehow stuck.
Is it in East/West/North/South/Central Europe?",Eastern - Did I follow this man or did you mistake me for one? 
33521,Who’s up?,"I'm up, and I'm also down for questions.",Okay! - ASL?
33522,"I'm up, and I'm also down for questions.",Okay! - ASL?,Is this Omegle? 18/F/California. U have kik?? Hmu @hotgrrl69
33523,Okay! - ASL?,Is this Omegle? 18/F/California. U have kik?? Hmu @hotgrrl69,"Lol, I didn’t know what else to ask! Don’t judge 😂 And no I don’t."
33524,"My year: quit benzodiazepines/opiates, confronted my mental health through weekly therapy and psychiatry appointments, weekly mindfulness and meditation classes, and dieting from 260lb to 215lb. Today I was accepted at a great university after being on a medical leave of absence for several years.",Wow. What a year for you! I hope the good luck continues.,Thank you. Hope you’re doin alright :) 
33525,Wow. What a year for you! I hope the good luck continues.,Thank you. Hope you’re doin alright :) ,Mostly. Ups and downs lately lol.
33526,Thank you. Hope you’re doin alright :) ,Mostly. Ups and downs lately lol.,Such is life 
33527,"My year: quit benzodiazepines/opiates, confronted my mental health through weekly therapy and psychiatry appointments, weekly mindfulness and meditation classes, and dieting from 260lb to 215lb. Today I was accepted at a great university after being on a medical leave of absence for several years.",Any issues quitting the benzos? I cold turkeyed a while ago and still having symptoms. ,Never cold turkey GABA drugs. 
33528,Any issues quitting the benzos? I cold turkeyed a while ago and still having symptoms. ,Never cold turkey GABA drugs. ,Yea I wish I knew that before I did it. Too late now.
33529,My boyfriend's dad asked about my self-harm scars today,Get a tattoo,For the dad?
33530,Get a tattoo,For the dad?," No, to cover up the scars"
33531,For the dad?," No, to cover up the scars",For the dad? 
33532,Get a tattoo,For the dad?,I have to admit this made me laugh!
33533,Eyyo. Anyone can keep me company to pull an all nighter,Hey man I’m still up ,Ey. Sup ?
33534,Hey man I’m still up ,Ey. Sup ?,Aye so why do u wanna pull an all nighter lmao
33535,Eyyo. Anyone can keep me company to pull an all nighter,It's 1 in the afternoon where i am and i can talk in a bit,Oh damn. Nice. Over here it’s like 3 am
33536,It's 1 in the afternoon where i am and i can talk in a bit,Oh damn. Nice. Over here it’s like 3 am,"Almost through the night! You got this, don't fall asleep!"
33537,Oh damn. Nice. Over here it’s like 3 am,"Almost through the night! You got this, don't fall asleep!",Thanks thanks and hanging in there !
33538,"Almost through the night! You got this, don't fall asleep!",Thanks thanks and hanging in there !,:D 👍
33539,Eyyo. Anyone can keep me company to pull an all nighter,Sleep lol,Lmao but I don’t want to and I can’t atm
33540,Sleep lol,Lmao but I don’t want to and I can’t atm,I’m in the same situation tbh I can’t be a hypocrite 
33541,Lmao but I don’t want to and I can’t atm,I’m in the same situation tbh I can’t be a hypocrite ,Lmao gottem I feel you
33542,I’m in the same situation tbh I can’t be a hypocrite ,Lmao gottem I feel you,I like to draw or write when I’m tired 
33543,Saw a dude being awesome this morning and it made my day.,What is a devil horn gesture? Sounds like a terrible thing to give. And he liked it?,It means i'm rockin with you dude....two pointer fingers held up over the head..  no biggee
33544,What is a devil horn gesture? Sounds like a terrible thing to give. And he liked it?,It means i'm rockin with you dude....two pointer fingers held up over the head..  no biggee,Haha. Ok. I would have given the thumbs up back or a V sign.
33545,This is my first time on Reddit and I'm terrified.,"Shhhh, don’t panic. ",Haha I had to google what karma on reddit was. #imanoob
33546,"Shhhh, don’t panic. ",Haha I had to google what karma on reddit was. #imanoob,"The people that tell you not to worry about Karma are the ones without it. 

/#80000karma"
33547,"Shhhh, don’t panic. ",Haha I had to google what karma on reddit was. #imanoob,\#hashtagsonreddit
33548,"A few days ago, a girl on the bus that I didn't recognize gave me a very warm smile.",Maybe you’re just too goddamned good looking to forget!,Or she’s just a nice person and he/she looked like they needed a smile. 
33549,Maybe you’re just too goddamned good looking to forget!,Or she’s just a nice person and he/she looked like they needed a smile. ,Or maybe they're shy people that things like this don't happen often?
33550,"A few days ago, a girl on the bus that I didn't recognize gave me a very warm smile.","Aah, made my day.",Thanks! I'm very glad I could brighten your day!
33551,"Aah, made my day.",Thanks! I'm very glad I could brighten your day!,Keep galloping!
33552,"A few days ago, a girl on the bus that I didn't recognize gave me a very warm smile.",r/PointlessStories/,"Actually, I'd say this story has a very important point."
33553,r/PointlessStories/,"Actually, I'd say this story has a very important point.",Don't do drugs
33554,"A few days ago, a girl on the bus that I didn't recognize gave me a very warm smile.",This is beautiful ,"Thanks, so are your words!"
33555,This is beautiful ,"Thanks, so are your words!",I hope y’all become friends 
33556,yesss friday!! 5 q's yay!,"1)Depends 

2)",nice pickup on 4! 
33557,"1)Depends 

2)",nice pickup on 4! ,You're welcome!
33558,yesss friday!! 5 q's yay!,odd today a little lol,welp!
33559,odd today a little lol,welp!,"yup yup

whats good for da weekend? well besides blistering heat :/"
33560,What's something that's making you happy today?,It's my day off!,Hell yeah! Any plans for the day? Watching netflix in your jammies is valid.
33561,It's my day off!,Hell yeah! Any plans for the day? Watching netflix in your jammies is valid.,"Driving the Mrs to work, relaxing, do a few chores. Maybe fish n chips for lunch."
33562,Hell yeah! Any plans for the day? Watching netflix in your jammies is valid.,"Driving the Mrs to work, relaxing, do a few chores. Maybe fish n chips for lunch.",Sounds like a very relaxing day.
33563,What's something that's making you happy today?,I wouldn't know until it and if it actually happened ,Hang in there man.
33564,I wouldn't know until it and if it actually happened ,Hang in there man.,"Oh this isn't anything new, just a rerun to me lol I'm fine "
33565,What’s something you did recently that you’re proud of?,"I've got nothing worth bragging about, lol",What about anything that interested you lately?
33566,"I've got nothing worth bragging about, lol",What about anything that interested you lately?,Drinking 
33567,What about anything that interested you lately?,Drinking ,Well... At least you are hydrated. /s
33568,What’s something you did recently that you’re proud of?,I won HQ trivia for the first time ever today!,How much £ did you win?
33569,I won HQ trivia for the first time ever today!,How much £ did you win?,"84 cents! Not a big victory, but a victory no less."
33570,What’s something you did recently that you’re proud of?,I won HQ trivia for the first time ever today!,I can never make it past the 4th or 5th question! Good job!
33571,I won HQ trivia for the first time ever today!,I can never make it past the 4th or 5th question! Good job!,"Normally I can't either, but today was a happy little change. Thank you!"
33572,I’m so lucky,I can't believe I'm jealous of a 6 year old. Happy birthday to him though!,"Thank you, can’t wait to have a go on Mario Kart myself."
33573,I can't believe I'm jealous of a 6 year old. Happy birthday to him though!,"Thank you, can’t wait to have a go on Mario Kart myself.",It’s the best. My husband and daughter play that together all the time.
33574,I’m so lucky,You won your son the best console on the market. Great job. I'm sure he'll love it.,"Is it that good? Do you recommend any games, either for him (6) or me (35)?"
33575,You won your son the best console on the market. Great job. I'm sure he'll love it.,"Is it that good? Do you recommend any games, either for him (6) or me (35)?","Personally, I'm a really big fan of Breath of the Wild. What kind of games do you like to play?"
33576,You won your son the best console on the market. Great job. I'm sure he'll love it.,"Is it that good? Do you recommend any games, either for him (6) or me (35)?",Shout out to Stardew Valley for both of you!
33577,You won your son the best console on the market. Great job. I'm sure he'll love it.,"Is it that good? Do you recommend any games, either for him (6) or me (35)?",How about Minecraft?  Hyrule Warriors? Stardew Valley? Astro Bears is fun. 
33578,"Is it that good? Do you recommend any games, either for him (6) or me (35)?",How about Minecraft?  Hyrule Warriors? Stardew Valley? Astro Bears is fun. ,"Thanks, good to know we have options."
33579,You won your son the best console on the market. Great job. I'm sure he'll love it.,"Is it that good? Do you recommend any games, either for him (6) or me (35)?","If you're interested, Stardew Valley is so much fun on the switch and I would highly recommend "
33580,"Is it that good? Do you recommend any games, either for him (6) or me (35)?","If you're interested, Stardew Valley is so much fun on the switch and I would highly recommend ",Few people have said the same so I think I will get it. 
33581,You won your son the best console on the market. Great job. I'm sure he'll love it.,"Is it that good? Do you recommend any games, either for him (6) or me (35)?",Paladins 
33582,I’m so lucky,This actually makes me so happy,I’m happy that you’re happy. 
33583,This actually makes me so happy,I’m happy that you’re happy. ,I’m happy that you’re happy that I’m happy 
33584,I like to draw people's pets! Send me your pet pics and I'll try my bestest!,"Sure, tell me your account name and I’ll give a follow!", what's your username so I can tag you as well?
33585,"Sure, tell me your account name and I’ll give a follow!", what's your username so I can tag you as well?,Just followed you! 
33586,What can't you stop thinking about right now?,"How much money I wasted and awesome cars I got rid of for dumb reasons.

It's called growing up.",Do you mean Hot Wheels?
33587,"How much money I wasted and awesome cars I got rid of for dumb reasons.

It's called growing up.",Do you mean Hot Wheels?,But for adults lmao. 
33588,What can't you stop thinking about right now?,My dog getting put down in a couple hours,I am so sorry. I went through that a few months ago. It’s tough. Internet stranger hugs to you. 
33589,My dog getting put down in a couple hours,I am so sorry. I went through that a few months ago. It’s tough. Internet stranger hugs to you. ,"Thanks alot, sorry for your loss friend."
33590,I am so sorry. I went through that a few months ago. It’s tough. Internet stranger hugs to you. ,"Thanks alot, sorry for your loss friend.",Thank you. 
33591,What can't you stop thinking about right now?,Getting off work...,I did the same thing the whole day :))
33592,Getting off work...,I did the same thing the whole day :)),Two more hours... Then I'm free!
33593,I did the same thing the whole day :)),Two more hours... Then I'm free!,I like the positivity 😂Hope you treat yoself after a hard day's work 😁!
33594,Two more hours... Then I'm free!,I like the positivity 😂Hope you treat yoself after a hard day's work 😁!,"Yeah, fo' shoe, I deserve it 😎"
33595,What can't you stop thinking about right now?,My girlfriend ,So sweet! She’s probably thinking about you too
33596,My girlfriend ,So sweet! She’s probably thinking about you too,I hope so! She’s on my mind quite a bit 
33597,What can't you stop thinking about right now?,This movie I’m watching tomorrow and getting Dunkin’ Donuts in Saturday ,Thinking of treating myself to a movie and donuts too! Hoping to watch the incrdibles :D
33598,This movie I’m watching tomorrow and getting Dunkin’ Donuts in Saturday ,Thinking of treating myself to a movie and donuts too! Hoping to watch the incrdibles :D,I’m going to watch sicario day of the Soldado looks dope 
33599,What are your knee jerk assumptions about the following 5 things?,"1. What??
2. I don’t mind anything people wear
3. Mmmm coffee
4. *rolls eyes*
5. Yuck",I love the combination of answer #2 and #4.
33600,"1. What??
2. I don’t mind anything people wear
3. Mmmm coffee
4. *rolls eyes*
5. Yuck",I love the combination of answer #2 and #4.,Haha i didn’t even notice. I’m gonna stick to my slightly hypocritical guns tho :p
33601,I love the combination of answer #2 and #4.,Haha i didn’t even notice. I’m gonna stick to my slightly hypocritical guns tho :p,It's all good! 
33602,I’m afraid I may lose the farm.,who did you vote for in the last presidential election?,Here we go! Lets politisize something that has NOTHING to do with politics.
33603,who did you vote for in the last presidential election?,Here we go! Lets politisize something that has NOTHING to do with politics.,It would help if you could spell
33604,What are ya'll having for breakfast?,I skip breakfast because I prefer sleep. Do you feel better now? :P,Idk man. All this cheese might make me feel constipated later on today.
33605,I skip breakfast because I prefer sleep. Do you feel better now? :P,Idk man. All this cheese might make me feel constipated later on today.,"Idk man, I think that's better than skipping breakfast :P"
33606,Idk man. All this cheese might make me feel constipated later on today.,"Idk man, I think that's better than skipping breakfast :P","You say that, until it feels like your droppings are gonna come out the other way."
33607,"Idk man, I think that's better than skipping breakfast :P","You say that, until it feels like your droppings are gonna come out the other way.",Good heavens. Go eat some fibre man XD
33608,"You say that, until it feels like your droppings are gonna come out the other way.",Good heavens. Go eat some fibre man XD,But that involves getting up.
33609,Good heavens. Go eat some fibre man XD,But that involves getting up.,You don't need to put on pants to eat fibre. If anything that makes it harder.
33610,But that involves getting up.,You don't need to put on pants to eat fibre. If anything that makes it harder.,You got me there. I'm gonna fuck myself up a banana.
33611,You don't need to put on pants to eat fibre. If anything that makes it harder.,You got me there. I'm gonna fuck myself up a banana.,"... 

Whatever you do, wash your hands."
33612,You got me there. I'm gonna fuck myself up a banana.,"... 

Whatever you do, wash your hands.",You got it chief lmao.
33613,What are ya'll having for breakfast?,I usually have a protein shake but he was running late today and couldn't give me one!😉,That sounds very devastating lol. 
33614,I usually have a protein shake but he was running late today and couldn't give me one!😉,That sounds very devastating lol. ,It is! 😢
33615,What are ya'll having for breakfast?,"Pasta, but like the kind for kids with fun shapes. No shame",Pokemon mac n cheese used to be my jam back in the day.
33616,"Pasta, but like the kind for kids with fun shapes. No shame",Pokemon mac n cheese used to be my jam back in the day.,"See, that's the way to live!"
33617,Pokemon mac n cheese used to be my jam back in the day.,"See, that's the way to live!","Give me some farm animal mac, and some dino chicken nuggets. Its lit."
33618,"See, that's the way to live!","Give me some farm animal mac, and some dino chicken nuggets. Its lit.",DINO NUGS. YES.
33619,What are ya'll having for breakfast?,I didn't sleep last night... coffee for breakfast!,"Hell yeah. Coffee is super delicious.
"
33620,I didn't sleep last night... coffee for breakfast!,"Hell yeah. Coffee is super delicious.
",Favorite part of the day. I've got this awesome coffee that tastes like chocolate too
33621,"Hell yeah. Coffee is super delicious.
",Favorite part of the day. I've got this awesome coffee that tastes like chocolate too,That sounds super bomb. I sometimes like putting a bit of cocoa powder in my coffee.
33622,Favorite part of the day. I've got this awesome coffee that tastes like chocolate too,That sounds super bomb. I sometimes like putting a bit of cocoa powder in my coffee.,"I've never done that, does it work?"
33623,What are ya'll having for breakfast?,I just had some cereal at the hotel I work for,Man I'm a fiend for some cereal. What's your favorite kind?
33624,I just had some cereal at the hotel I work for,Man I'm a fiend for some cereal. What's your favorite kind?,Favorite is definitely CapN Crunch
33625,I just had some cereal at the hotel I work for,Man I'm a fiend for some cereal. What's your favorite kind?,my favorite is Honeycomb.
33626,What are ya'll having for breakfast?,toasted pitta with cheese and black seed oil.,What's black seed oil taste like?
33627,toasted pitta with cheese and black seed oil.,What's black seed oil taste like?,Quite yucky actually with a strong smell. I have to force it down because it's good for you.
33628,What are ya'll having for breakfast?,toasted pitta with cheese and black seed oil.,where are you from? 
33629,toasted pitta with cheese and black seed oil.,where are you from? ,I'm in the UK. U?
33630,What are ya'll having for breakfast?,I had some twix ,You know the wrapper is transparent right? You can see through it if you hold it up to a light. 
33631,I had some twix ,You know the wrapper is transparent right? You can see through it if you hold it up to a light. ,I’m gonna have to grab some to test this out...
33632,You know the wrapper is transparent right? You can see through it if you hold it up to a light. ,I’m gonna have to grab some to test this out...,Let me know the results 
33633,What are ya'll having for breakfast?,i had yogurt and a pear,Man I wish we had some greek yogurt. Love mixing it with some fruit and a bit of sugar.
33634,i had yogurt and a pear,Man I wish we had some greek yogurt. Love mixing it with some fruit and a bit of sugar.,omg me to
33635,What are ya'll having for breakfast?,"Coffee and a cigarette. I don't really eat breakfast anymore, for IF and calorie counting. ",Good luck with the weight loss!
33636,"Coffee and a cigarette. I don't really eat breakfast anymore, for IF and calorie counting. ",Good luck with the weight loss!,Thank you :)
33637,What are ya'll having for breakfast?,Had only toast and marmite because I had to rush put quick! ,I didn't realize so many people like avocado. This is kinda eye opening to be honest lol.
33638,Had only toast and marmite because I had to rush put quick! ,I didn't realize so many people like avocado. This is kinda eye opening to be honest lol.,"There is a reason, they are awesooome! They are also super healthy which is an added bonus!"
33639,What are ya'll having for breakfast?,A filling put in my root canal,How's that taste?
33640,A filling put in my root canal,How's that taste?,I'd say on par with any fast food breakfast 
33641,How's that taste?,I'd say on par with any fast food breakfast ,Its as good as mcgriddles?
33642,What are ya'll having for breakfast?,My love made French toast!!! And we had coffee like we usually do.,That's a keeper right there lol.
33643,My love made French toast!!! And we had coffee like we usually do.,That's a keeper right there lol.,"in SO MANY WAYS, yes"
33644,"How are you feeling, right now?",Smooth.,"How so, if I may ask?  :)"
33645,Smooth.,"How so, if I may ask?  :)","I'm friction free.

I try to never fight the flow of life."
33646,"How so, if I may ask?  :)","I'm friction free.

I try to never fight the flow of life.",Are you referring to the tao or the physics theory of the flow?  
33647,"I'm friction free.

I try to never fight the flow of life.",Are you referring to the tao or the physics theory of the flow?  ,"Ehhhhhh something close to both, but exactly like neither."
33648,Are you referring to the tao or the physics theory of the flow?  ,"Ehhhhhh something close to both, but exactly like neither.","Can you describe in more detail, if I may ask?  :)"
33649,"How are you feeling, right now?",Tired,"Why tired, if I may ask? :)"
33650,Tired,"Why tired, if I may ask? :)",I helped my colleges induction  day giving directions etc yesterday and I'm helping again today
33651,"Why tired, if I may ask? :)",I helped my colleges induction  day giving directions etc yesterday and I'm helping again today,"Are you enjoying it, if I may ask? :)"
33652,I helped my colleges induction  day giving directions etc yesterday and I'm helping again today,"Are you enjoying it, if I may ask? :)",Yeah I guess
33653,"How are you feeling, right now?",I’m feeling hopeful for the future,I'm glad. :)  
33654,I’m feeling hopeful for the future,I'm glad. :)  ,Thanks :) How are you feeling? It’s interesting that you asked this question
33655,"How are you feeling, right now?",Bored,"Why bored, if I may ask? :)"
33656,Bored,"Why bored, if I may ask? :)",Exams that are useless for me
33657,"How are you feeling, right now?",Wet. Very wet.,"Why's that, if I may ask? :)"
33658,Wet. Very wet.,"Why's that, if I may ask? :)",Shower. Hadn't dried my hair at that point. Nothing more unsavoury than that.
33659,"How are you feeling, right now?",Agitated,"Why agitated, if I may ask? :)"
33660,Agitated,"Why agitated, if I may ask? :)",Was dealing with dumb shit all yesterday from 0330 to when I went to bed
33661,"Why agitated, if I may ask? :)",Was dealing with dumb shit all yesterday from 0330 to when I went to bed,"I hope you feel better, soon. :)"
33662,Podcasts you like?,Ear Biscuits,I reeeeeallllyyyyy need more information.
33663,Ear Biscuits,I reeeeeallllyyyyy need more information.,Would recommended ear biscuits as well. You don't have to be a fan to enjoy it.
33664,I reeeeeallllyyyyy need more information.,Would recommended ear biscuits as well. You don't have to be a fan to enjoy it.,What is it though? The title tells me so little I feel like I knew more when I didn't know it.
33665,What’s the meaning behind your username?,I like Sweaters and Shawarmas ,I agree with everything you like. 
33666,I like Sweaters and Shawarmas ,I agree with everything you like. ,Thank you. I love you.
33667,What’s the meaning behind your username?,"Kawaii is Japanese for cute.  BBC is for, I'll let you figure that out",thIS HAS ME WHEEZING AHAHA
33668,"Kawaii is Japanese for cute.  BBC is for, I'll let you figure that out",thIS HAS ME WHEEZING AHAHA,"Nice pun, lmao"
33669,What’s the meaning behind your username?,"Kawaii is Japanese for cute.  BBC is for, I'll let you figure that out",British Broadcasting Corporation?
33670,"Kawaii is Japanese for cute.  BBC is for, I'll let you figure that out",British Broadcasting Corporation?,Billionaire boys club :)
33671,What’s the meaning behind your username?,"Kawaii is Japanese for cute.  BBC is for, I'll let you figure that out",It's the same colour as your flair right?
33672,"Kawaii is Japanese for cute.  BBC is for, I'll let you figure that out",It's the same colour as your flair right?,Bingo
33673,What’s the meaning behind your username?,im 20 turning 21,But what happens when you’re out of your twenties? o.o 
33674,im 20 turning 21,But what happens when you’re out of your twenties? o.o , may or may not be on reddit then 😂
33675,Why Swear?,I suggest falafel balls  ,"Speaking of those, I have some in my freezer haha. "
33676,I suggest falafel balls  ,"Speaking of those, I have some in my freezer haha. ",Don't they get dry?  Kinda find them dry to start with
33677,"Speaking of those, I have some in my freezer haha. ",Don't they get dry?  Kinda find them dry to start with,Depends how you make them and how they are cooked in my opinion. 
33678,I’m just bored and want to chat... 👩🏼‍🎤,I think my internal organs are melting.,oh my. try drinking some water 
33679,I think my internal organs are melting.,oh my. try drinking some water ,I have been drinking lots of water all day. How do humans deal with this everyday?
33680,oh my. try drinking some water ,I have been drinking lots of water all day. How do humans deal with this everyday?,hmm i dunno. is it The Week Of Hell?
33681,I have been drinking lots of water all day. How do humans deal with this everyday?,hmm i dunno. is it The Week Of Hell?,I think maybe my house is on fire.
33682,hmm i dunno. is it The Week Of Hell?,I think maybe my house is on fire.,then why are you drinking your water when you could be using it to put out the fire???
33683,I think maybe my house is on fire.,then why are you drinking your water when you could be using it to put out the fire???,I hardly think a glass of water is sufficient to put out a house fire.
33684,then why are you drinking your water when you could be using it to put out the fire???,I hardly think a glass of water is sufficient to put out a house fire.,"then getter a bigger glass, my lad"
33685,I hardly think a glass of water is sufficient to put out a house fire.,"then getter a bigger glass, my lad",A glass as big as a house? Is that what you are suggesting?
33686,"then getter a bigger glass, my lad",A glass as big as a house? Is that what you are suggesting?,...maybe
33687,A glass as big as a house? Is that what you are suggesting?,...maybe,On it. Let me get back to you.
33688,...maybe,On it. Let me get back to you.,"I’m sure you’ll find one, amazon has everything"
33689,I’m just bored and want to chat... 👩🏼‍🎤,I think my internal organs are melting.,I would start by pa king ice cubes up your ass
33690,I think my internal organs are melting.,I would start by pa king ice cubes up your ass,"*goes to gather ice cubes* Hey, wait a minute..............."
33691,I would start by pa king ice cubes up your ass,"*goes to gather ice cubes* Hey, wait a minute...............",Ouch... Ouch... Just do an ice water enema if you gonna be doin all that... 
33692,"*goes to gather ice cubes* Hey, wait a minute...............",Ouch... Ouch... Just do an ice water enema if you gonna be doin all that... ,That would be horrible. Ice water up your ass. Thats way worse.
33693,Ouch... Ouch... Just do an ice water enema if you gonna be doin all that... ,That would be horrible. Ice water up your ass. Thats way worse.,Worse than sticking ice cubes up your ass? 😐
33694,That would be horrible. Ice water up your ass. Thats way worse.,Worse than sticking ice cubes up your ass? 😐,Absolutely. It's a liquid so gets everywhere. In every crevice. Cubes would only reach so far.
33695,Pick 1 lyric quote from 1 music and tell me why you picked it,"""Call me Mr Flintstone, I can make your bed rock""

It's pure Shakespearean genius writing ",From ?
33696,"""Call me Mr Flintstone, I can make your bed rock""

It's pure Shakespearean genius writing ",From ?,Young Money - Bed Rock
33697,From ?,Young Money - Bed Rock,Ok
33698,Pick 1 lyric quote from 1 music and tell me why you picked it,"""Money, so they say, is the root of all evil tooooday"" - Pink Floyd

Because it's true","Haha yes. ""Time"" is a better song though. "
33699,"""Money, so they say, is the root of all evil tooooday"" - Pink Floyd

Because it's true","Haha yes. ""Time"" is a better song though. ",TICKING AWAYYY
33700,How do you cope with the heat?,It’s 12 degrees tonight down here in East Anglia. We’re lucky.,I thought it was hot at night the other week when it was hitting 8 degrees 😂
33701,It’s 12 degrees tonight down here in East Anglia. We’re lucky.,I thought it was hot at night the other week when it was hitting 8 degrees 😂,I hate hot nights.
33702,Leave a comment about your day and I'll give you a song to listen to!,"I've spent my day applying to jobs. Doing my best to stay optimistic about it, but it's hard.",We're Gonna Die by AJJ 
33703,"I've spent my day applying to jobs. Doing my best to stay optimistic about it, but it's hard.",We're Gonna Die by AJJ ,"Ooh, I like it. It's giving me Neutral Milk Hotel vibes. Thanks!"
33704,We're Gonna Die by AJJ ,"Ooh, I like it. It's giving me Neutral Milk Hotel vibes. Thanks!","Never heard of them, I'll check them out! "
33705,Leave a comment about your day and I'll give you a song to listen to!,"Did nothing interesting today, i spent most of my day in home.",Toothless Hawkins (And His Robot Jazz Band) by Varien 
33706,"Did nothing interesting today, i spent most of my day in home.",Toothless Hawkins (And His Robot Jazz Band) by Varien ,"Wow, this is a really good song. Thanks for the recommendation!"
33707,Toothless Hawkins (And His Robot Jazz Band) by Varien ,"Wow, this is a really good song. Thanks for the recommendation!","Of course! His other stuff is just as good if not better, but I always jam to this one "
33708,Leave a comment about your day and I'll give you a song to listen to!,"I had a BBQ at school today, and I'm helping a guy with his relationship. Great day!",Mango Women by Ween 
33709,"I had a BBQ at school today, and I'm helping a guy with his relationship. Great day!",Mango Women by Ween ,I love it! So bouncy and happy and chill! Thanks!
33710,Leave a comment about your day and I'll give you a song to listen to!,"Learned how to say ""hello"" (Salut) and ""let's go"" (Allons-y) in French. ",Foux Du Fafa by Flight of the Choncords 
33711,"Learned how to say ""hello"" (Salut) and ""let's go"" (Allons-y) in French. ",Foux Du Fafa by Flight of the Choncords ,Listening to it right now. It's not really my style.
33712,Foux Du Fafa by Flight of the Choncords ,Listening to it right now. It's not really my style.,"Damn, it's a parody about speaking French lol

Here try this 
Grape Soda by Snails House "
33713,Listening to it right now. It's not really my style.,"Damn, it's a parody about speaking French lol

Here try this 
Grape Soda by Snails House ","Ah, this is more like it. Classic glitch-hop."
33714,Leave a comment about your day and I'll give you a song to listen to!,People are shit and i need strength for me to face the world.,We Have Candy by Die Antwoord 
33715,People are shit and i need strength for me to face the world.,We Have Candy by Die Antwoord ,Thank you! Will listen when I have the time later!
33716,"I just witnessed a little girl who tried to kick a cat but missed, tripped over, and started crying. There is a little justice in the world.",The poor cat. What did it ever do to deserve that kind of treatment?,Nothing. But it's not uncommon here. ☹️
33717,The poor cat. What did it ever do to deserve that kind of treatment?,Nothing. But it's not uncommon here. ☹️,It's very sad.
33718,The poor cat. What did it ever do to deserve that kind of treatment?,Nothing. But it's not uncommon here. ☹️,Where do you live? 
33719,Nothing. But it's not uncommon here. ☹️,Where do you live? ,East Africa
33720,Where do you live? ,East Africa,Do you guys speak Swahili? 
33721,East Africa,Do you guys speak Swahili? ,"Yeah, I'm learning. Do you speak?"
33722,Do you guys speak Swahili? ,"Yeah, I'm learning. Do you speak?","Yup, a bit, habari yako? "
33723,"Yeah, I'm learning. Do you speak?","Yup, a bit, habari yako? ",Poa tu. Habari za nyumbani? Unajifunza wapi?
33724,"Yup, a bit, habari yako? ",Poa tu. Habari za nyumbani? Unajifunza wapi?,"Habari inzuri, asanti sana"
33725,Poa tu. Habari za nyumbani? Unajifunza wapi?,"Habari inzuri, asanti sana",Your spelling's a bit weird. What country's Swahili are you learning?
33726,"I just witnessed a little girl who tried to kick a cat but missed, tripped over, and started crying. There is a little justice in the world.","and this little justice in the world, aims a little girl instead of far worse people? uh...",Justice with just enough power to trip over a child...
33727,"and this little justice in the world, aims a little girl instead of far worse people? uh...",Justice with just enough power to trip over a child...,looks like a shitty justice to me
33728,Justice with just enough power to trip over a child...,looks like a shitty justice to me,It tries its best.
33729,How often do you guys use upvotes?,I'd like to know why people hand out downvotes so willy nilly,"Not gonna lie, I am really tempted to downvote"
33730,I'd like to know why people hand out downvotes so willy nilly,"Not gonna lie, I am really tempted to downvote","Oh by all means! Lol from what I've seen on Reddit, you won't be the only one"
33731,How often do you guys use upvotes?,I'd like to know why people hand out downvotes so willy nilly,I tend to downvote reposts I've seen super frequently
33732,I'd like to know why people hand out downvotes so willy nilly,I tend to downvote reposts I've seen super frequently,Yes! Reposts and mean spirited comments
33733,How often do you guys use upvotes?,"If it has a cat in it, it gets an upvote. ",Cat.
33734,"If it has a cat in it, it gets an upvote. ",Cat.,Enjoy your upvote. 
33735,Cat.,Enjoy your upvote. ,I think you’d enjoy /r/CatsStandingUp if you haven’t been there before.
33736,Enjoy your upvote. ,I think you’d enjoy /r/CatsStandingUp if you haven’t been there before.,Subscribed - thanks! 
33737,Enjoy your upvote. ,I think you’d enjoy /r/CatsStandingUp if you haven’t been there before.,Sometimes I go there just to upvote the downvoted comments...
33738,How often do you guys use upvotes?,"Sometimes I'm like Oprah. You get upvote, you get upvote, you get upvote","I either upvote like its going out of style or not at all, there's no in between."
33739,"Sometimes I'm like Oprah. You get upvote, you get upvote, you get upvote","I either upvote like its going out of style or not at all, there's no in between.","Look under your comment. Yes, you get upvote "
33740,"I either upvote like its going out of style or not at all, there's no in between.","Look under your comment. Yes, you get upvote ",You're too kind! Have an upvote.
33741,What are you looking forward to?,Sleep. Best part of many days.,I'm struggling at it. Sleep at 4am &amp; wake at 9am these days. 
33742,Sleep. Best part of many days.,I'm struggling at it. Sleep at 4am &amp; wake at 9am these days. ,"Wow, you poor thing."
33743,What are you looking forward to?,Going back to university and using my kayak,Kayak wasn't huge in my country. Do you guys do it in groups?
33744,Going back to university and using my kayak,Kayak wasn't huge in my country. Do you guys do it in groups?,Nah I fish on them. Out in the ocean =) 
33745,It's Pride Month in the US. How do you identify?,Straight trans man,Nice to meet you. Have you been out as trans for very long?
33746,Straight trans man,Nice to meet you. Have you been out as trans for very long?,"Yeah, for about two years"
33747,It's Pride Month in the US. How do you identify?,Homoromantic asexual checkin’ in.,hiiiiiiii
33748,Homoromantic asexual checkin’ in.,hiiiiiiii,Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
33749,hiiiiiiii,Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,HOW ARE YOU
33750,Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,HOW ARE YOU,TIRED AF BUT OTHERWISE GREAT HOWS YOUR DAY
33751,HOW ARE YOU,TIRED AF BUT OTHERWISE GREAT HOWS YOUR DAY,SAME ACTUALLY
33752,TIRED AF BUT OTHERWISE GREAT HOWS YOUR DAY,SAME ACTUALLY,HAH what’s the highlight of the day though?
33753,It's Pride Month in the US. How do you identify?,"I'm straight. But if the dude has an ugly dick in the porn, no way.",.....describe a pretty one?
33754,"I'm straight. But if the dude has an ugly dick in the porn, no way.",.....describe a pretty one?,"I don't know if any of them are pretty, but there sure are some ugly ones."
33755,.....describe a pretty one?,"I don't know if any of them are pretty, but there sure are some ugly ones.",I've given compliments before and people are always REALLY surprised.
33756,"I don't know if any of them are pretty, but there sure are some ugly ones.",I've given compliments before and people are always REALLY surprised.,How nice of you.
33757,I've given compliments before and people are always REALLY surprised.,How nice of you.,"I mean, I just say what I feel."
33758,How nice of you.,"I mean, I just say what I feel.",I'm with you.
33759,It's Pride Month in the US. How do you identify?,"Not sure, though I do find myself browsing r/traa a lot.",Would you be able to say why?
33760,"Not sure, though I do find myself browsing r/traa a lot.",Would you be able to say why?,I have no clue myself.
33761,Would you be able to say why?,I have no clue myself.,Interesting!! How did you find the sub?
33762,I have no clue myself.,Interesting!! How did you find the sub?,Transcribers of Reddit.
33763,Interesting!! How did you find the sub?,Transcribers of Reddit.,what is that
33764,What are your knee jerk assumptions about the following 5 things?,"1.ok

2. Cool

3. Wet?

4. Why

5. Scam","I don't know why, but these made me smile."
33765,"1.ok

2. Cool

3. Wet?

4. Why

5. Scam","I don't know why, but these made me smile.",Any. Reasons as to why that might be?
33766,"I don't know why, but these made me smile.",Any. Reasons as to why that might be?,They were just so short and knee-jerk. I loved it. 
33767,What are your knee jerk assumptions about the following 5 things?,"1: sure, I'll eat them
2: leftwing good, rightwing bad
3: neutral
4: you do you
5:",Why do you think he's a prick?
33768,"1: sure, I'll eat them
2: leftwing good, rightwing bad
3: neutral
4: you do you
5:",Why do you think he's a prick?,He treats his employees like shit.
33769,Why do you think he's a prick?,He treats his employees like shit.,What makes you say that?
33770,turn up tuesdays!,"1: ya boi

2: ya

3: bad sailor moon

4: anchor man

5: who lives on drury lane?",bad sailor moon?
33771,"1: ya boi

2: ya

3: bad sailor moon

4: anchor man

5: who lives on drury lane?",bad sailor moon?,It’s a video on the front page. 
33772,bad sailor moon?,It’s a video on the front page. ,..?
33773,It’s a video on the front page. ,..?,On reddit. 
33774,..?,On reddit. ,linkkkkk
33775,turn up tuesdays!,"1)Not me

2)",THE INTERVIEW lolll
33776,"1)Not me

2)",THE INTERVIEW lolll,They hate us when they ain't us!!
33777,THE INTERVIEW lolll,They hate us when they ain't us!!,story of my life
33778,I finally got New teeth,"Congratulations!!!
Try to remember that you CAN smile now and do it!!","Already did that before, it just looked kinda weird. "
33779,"Congratulations!!!
Try to remember that you CAN smile now and do it!!","Already did that before, it just looked kinda weird. ",Love a link to see you!!!
33780,I finally got New teeth,congrats on the new chompers :D,"Thanks, they feel great!"
33781,congrats on the new chompers :D,"Thanks, they feel great!",Eat everything!
33782,Anyone wanna talk about video games?,I have been really into Stardew Valley I have over 100 hours in it and I recommend it,"I've played some stardew Valley but not as much as you. I really like it, especially the music."
33783,I have been really into Stardew Valley I have over 100 hours in it and I recommend it,"I've played some stardew Valley but not as much as you. I really like it, especially the music.",I also like making friends in the game
33784,Anyone wanna talk about video games?,I can't decide what to buy on the steam sale. What do!?!?!,I feel your pain. I'm thinking about buying the Talos Principle. It's 80% off so I may as well.
33785,I can't decide what to buy on the steam sale. What do!?!?!,I feel your pain. I'm thinking about buying the Talos Principle. It's 80% off so I may as well.,Oh god don't add *more* games to the list! 
33786,Anyone wanna talk about video games?,I have been playing Warframe a lot. That is one of the best free to play games.,"I have a friend who has put over 3,700 hours into that game. I haven't played it though. "
33787,I have been playing Warframe a lot. That is one of the best free to play games.,"I have a friend who has put over 3,700 hours into that game. I haven't played it though. ",I played it before on PS4. I am now playing it on the PC.
33788,What do you know a ton about?,"Star Trek, American politics from 1992-present","Have you watched Discovery, then?"
33789,"Star Trek, American politics from 1992-present","Have you watched Discovery, then?","Hate-watched, yes."
33790,"Have you watched Discovery, then?","Hate-watched, yes.",Really? I liked it. What made you hate it?
33791,"Hate-watched, yes.",Really? I liked it. What made you hate it?,Everything.
33792,"Star Trek, American politics from 1992-present","Have you watched Discovery, then?",Star Wars and baseball 
33793,What do you know a ton about?,"Nothing :(

Although I’m pretty good at detecting lies. Does that count?","Sure that counts! I'm sort of jealous too, how do you do it?"
33794,"Nothing :(

Although I’m pretty good at detecting lies. Does that count?","Sure that counts! I'm sort of jealous too, how do you do it?",No idea. Facial cues and emotional intelligence?
33795,What do you know a ton about?,"Music, soccer, myself (?) lol",What type of music?
33796,"Music, soccer, myself (?) lol",What type of music?,"Metal, punk, hardcore, rock, jazz, hip hop!"
33797,What are some of your oddly specific pet peeves?,People who say Pacific instead of specific ,Yes! And people who type defiantly instead of definitely. 
33798,People who say Pacific instead of specific ,Yes! And people who type defiantly instead of definitely. ,I am guilty of this but only because I struggle with the spelling sometimes
33799,What are some of your oddly specific pet peeves?,People who say Pacific instead of specific ,Or supposably
33800,People who say Pacific instead of specific ,Or supposably,That bothers me too
33801,What are some of your oddly specific pet peeves?,Misophobia?,I think the word is misophonia.
33802,Misophobia?,I think the word is misophonia.,Yeah! That's it! I knew it was miso-something.
33803,I'm proud of myself for a change.,Yeah there's a lot of reddit statistics that fly over my head. I guess they're less emphasised ,views is one I never Knew about until a few days ago.
33804,Yeah there's a lot of reddit statistics that fly over my head. I guess they're less emphasised ,views is one I never Knew about until a few days ago.,I've missed my cake day every year. And my comment milestone. Literally no idea 
33805,views is one I never Knew about until a few days ago.,I've missed my cake day every year. And my comment milestone. Literally no idea ,OK so cake day is a year on reddit right? What's a comment milestone? 
33806,I've missed my cake day every year. And my comment milestone. Literally no idea ,OK so cake day is a year on reddit right? What's a comment milestone? ,"I reaches 10,000 I think sometime in the last few months"
33807,OK so cake day is a year on reddit right? What's a comment milestone? ,"I reaches 10,000 I think sometime in the last few months",Holy cow that's insane! Well done.
33808,"I reaches 10,000 I think sometime in the last few months",Holy cow that's insane! Well done.,"Wow thanks 

I have no idea how or why tho. I just do me :) "
33809,OK so cake day is a year on reddit right? What's a comment milestone? ,"I reaches 10,000 I think sometime in the last few months","I just checked, and this content should be my 1000th"
33810,"Ask me anything, get an answer",Favourite pasta sauce when eating pasta?,Tomato sauce with cheese and fried eggs
33811,Favourite pasta sauce when eating pasta?,Tomato sauce with cheese and fried eggs,Thats interesting...what subreddits do you follow?
33812,Tomato sauce with cheese and fried eggs,Thats interesting...what subreddits do you follow?,Way too many... 
33813,Thats interesting...what subreddits do you follow?,Way too many... ,What are some example?
33814,Way too many... ,What are some example?,"Im kinda new to reddit, so maybe you can recommend me some interesting channels?"
33815,"Ask me anything, get an answer","Are ducks real, or is something more sinister going on here?",Ducks are flat
33816,"Are ducks real, or is something more sinister going on here?",Ducks are flat,:O
33817,"Are ducks real, or is something more sinister going on here?",Ducks are flat,Flat duck theory
33818,"Ask me anything, get an answer",What will NOT be your answer to THIS question? &gt;:-),This is not the answer to your question
33819,What will NOT be your answer to THIS question? &gt;:-),This is not the answer to your question,"And... DOWNVOTED for wrong answer!

...and upvoted because you seem nice."
33820,"Ask me anything, get an answer",What's your favourite porn video ?,I dont have one
33821,What's your favourite porn video ?,I dont have one,Username doesn't check out
33822,"Ask me anything, get an answer","If you leave sour cream out, does it go good?","I don't eat sour cream, so i dont know lol"
33823,"If you leave sour cream out, does it go good?","I don't eat sour cream, so i dont know lol",Honest. I like it. 👍🏻
33824,"Ask me anything, get an answer",Do yout think that the Geforce Turing series will drop in August at the gamescom?,"I hope so, they need to step up their level already"
33825,Do yout think that the Geforce Turing series will drop in August at the gamescom?,"I hope so, they need to step up their level already","Are you interested ik buying one of the cards? If so, which one?"
33826,"Ask me anything, get an answer",Who is going to take the Universal Title off of Brock Lesnar?,Dude I haven't watched pressing catch since I was like 10
33827,Who is going to take the Universal Title off of Brock Lesnar?,Dude I haven't watched pressing catch since I was like 10,"Follow up question, whats your drink of choice?"
33828,Dude I haven't watched pressing catch since I was like 10,"Follow up question, whats your drink of choice?",Water is life
33829,"Ask a question, get an answer!",Are you gay?,Nope. Are you?
33830,Are you gay?,Nope. Are you?,"Nope. But can I suck your dick?? No homo though, it'll just be homiesexual so everything is ok 👌"
33831,"Ask a question, get an answer!",What's your favorite language? (Besides english) ,Japanese.
33832,What's your favorite language? (Besides english) ,Japanese.,"konnichiwa, ogenki desu ka"
33833,Japanese.,"konnichiwa, ogenki desu ka","Watashi wa daijōbudesuyo
"
33834,Iam proud to say that i have finally gotten good at swallowing pills,I got good at dry swallowing those huge pills when i had my chest broken,I have seen this raw strength only once before
33835,I got good at dry swallowing those huge pills when i had my chest broken,I have seen this raw strength only once before,Yeah I could do multiple normal pills at once 
33836,I have seen this raw strength only once before,Yeah I could do multiple normal pills at once ,How?
33837,Yeah I could do multiple normal pills at once ,How?,Put them in my mouth and swallow it wasn't that hard
33838,How?,Put them in my mouth and swallow it wasn't that hard,Is it possible to learn this power?
33839,Today is my birthday and I hope all of you have a good day :D,Happy birthday!!,Thank you!
33840,Happy birthday!!,Thank you!,What advice would you give to 19 year old self?
33841,Today is my birthday and I hope all of you have a good day :D,Happy birthday man! Ill have a drink for you! (Its my birthday tomorrow),How old are you turning?
33842,Happy birthday man! Ill have a drink for you! (Its my birthday tomorrow),How old are you turning?,25! Time flies!
33843,How old are you turning?,25! Time flies!,Yess it really does!!
33844,How old are you turning?,25! Time flies!,wait till thirty rolls around
33845,25! Time flies!,wait till thirty rolls around,I just turned 27 and I'm a little sad about it lol
33846,How old are you turning?,25! Time flies!,"The saying goes, *The days are longer and the years are shorter*."
33847,Today is my birthday and I hope all of you have a good day :D,Happy birthday man! Ill have a drink for you! (Its my birthday tomorrow),Ayy me too
33848,Happy birthday man! Ill have a drink for you! (Its my birthday tomorrow),Ayy me too,How old are you turning?
33849,Ayy me too,How old are you turning?,16... I'm a youngin
33850,How old are you turning?,16... I'm a youngin,Happy birthday!!!
33851,16... I'm a youngin,Happy birthday!!!,Thank you :)
33852,Happy birthday!!!,Thank you :),Happy birthday man!!! 25/06 lets go!!!
33853,Today is my birthday and I hope all of you have a good day :D,Happy birthday! Any plans for today? ,Thank you! Yes I’m goin to watch the incredibles 2 with my friends 😊
33854,Happy birthday! Any plans for today? ,Thank you! Yes I’m goin to watch the incredibles 2 with my friends 😊,"I really loved it, what are your thoughts?"
33855,Thank you! Yes I’m goin to watch the incredibles 2 with my friends 😊,"I really loved it, what are your thoughts?","I just watched it, for me better than the first one, I laughed more!"
33856,Today is my birthday and I hope all of you have a good day :D,"Happy birthday! I turned nineteen today, fantastic day to have a birthday good on you","Yess, thank you! Happy birthday to you too!"
33857,"Happy birthday! I turned nineteen today, fantastic day to have a birthday good on you","Yess, thank you! Happy birthday to you too!",Thanks!!
33858,"Yess, thank you! Happy birthday to you too!",Thanks!!,Omg same!! I turned 19 today too. Long lost twin! 
33859,Thanks!!,Omg same!! I turned 19 today too. Long lost twin! ,Eyyyyyy!
33860,Today is my birthday and I hope all of you have a good day :D,Thanks. Happy birthday.,Thank you!
33861,Thanks. Happy birthday.,Thank you!,your very welcome.
33862,Today is my birthday and I hope all of you have a good day :D,Thank you. Happy Birthday :) Hope you had a great birthday!,Thank you so much!
33863,Thank you. Happy Birthday :) Hope you had a great birthday!,Thank you so much!,How was it? 
33864,Thank you so much!,How was it? ,"Really good!! It was a lovely evening, it’s nice to be with friends!!"
33865,"Are any of you ""attracted"" (for lack of a better word) to certain names?","I have an affinity towards gender neutral names like Alex, Sam, and Riley, for example.","Yes I love gender neutral names, Alex is my fav. I always wished my name was more androgynous. "
33866,"I have an affinity towards gender neutral names like Alex, Sam, and Riley, for example.","Yes I love gender neutral names, Alex is my fav. I always wished my name was more androgynous. ","I've often though that if I had a child, I'd like to call them Alex. "
33867,"Yes I love gender neutral names, Alex is my fav. I always wished my name was more androgynous. ","I've often though that if I had a child, I'd like to call them Alex. ","Same, Alex seems like a perfect girl’s name :D"
33868,"Are any of you ""attracted"" (for lack of a better word) to certain names?","You should read ""The importance of being earnest"" by Oscar Wilde lol","good thinking, that play is hilarious."
33869,"You should read ""The importance of being earnest"" by Oscar Wilde lol","good thinking, that play is hilarious.","yea, reading this post and the answers, the only thing I could think about was this play. "
33870,What do people do all day?,Have you tried working or studying? :D,It’s summer holidays :D so no study or work :) 
33871,Have you tried working or studying? :D,It’s summer holidays :D so no study or work :) ,Learn a programming language! It's fun and useful! 
33872,It’s summer holidays :D so no study or work :) ,Learn a programming language! It's fun and useful! ,I’ve tried and it’s too hard :p 
33873,Learn a programming language! It's fun and useful! ,I’ve tried and it’s too hard :p ,Have you tried the JS thing on khan academy? Give it a shot!
33874,I’ve tried and it’s too hard :p ,Have you tried the JS thing on khan academy? Give it a shot!,Yea but was too hard to
33875,Have you tried working or studying? :D,It’s summer holidays :D so no study or work :) ,Maybe a language you'd like to learn? For me learning Russian helps against being bored
33876,It’s summer holidays :D so no study or work :) ,Maybe a language you'd like to learn? For me learning Russian helps against being bored,I speak Russian already :p cuz am Russian
33877,Maybe a language you'd like to learn? For me learning Russian helps against being bored,I speak Russian already :p cuz am Russian,сука 
33878,I speak Russian already :p cuz am Russian,сука ,блять
33879,Do you ever wonder how attractive you are?,"I feel like I'm a 5.  Formerly a 3.  Lost weight, gained a little muscle ",Gotta make those gains push you up to a 7!
33880,"I feel like I'm a 5.  Formerly a 3.  Lost weight, gained a little muscle ",Gotta make those gains push you up to a 7!,lol I cap out at a 5
33881,Do you ever wonder how attractive you are?,"I feel like I'm a 5.  Formerly a 3.  Lost weight, gained a little muscle ",5/5 right?
33882,"I feel like I'm a 5.  Formerly a 3.  Lost weight, gained a little muscle ",5/5 right?,5/7
33883,5/5 right?,5/7,Solid
33884,"I feel like I'm a 5.  Formerly a 3.  Lost weight, gained a little muscle ",5/5 right?,no lol out of 10
33885,Do you ever wonder how attractive you are?,"I’m ugly as fuck and nothing can change it, I will never ask a girl out because I know I’m ugly ",Being ugly doesn’t mean you can’t date. Lots of ugly people have relationships. 
33886,"I’m ugly as fuck and nothing can change it, I will never ask a girl out because I know I’m ugly ",Being ugly doesn’t mean you can’t date. Lots of ugly people have relationships. ,"As an ugly duckling, the problem is not being attracted to other ugly ducklings. "
33887,Do you ever wonder how attractive you are?,"I’m ugly as fuck and nothing can change it, I will never ask a girl out because I know I’m ugly ",Billy Joel married Christy Brinkley.  It can be done Sir!!
33888,"I’m ugly as fuck and nothing can change it, I will never ask a girl out because I know I’m ugly ",Billy Joel married Christy Brinkley.  It can be done Sir!!,But I’m not rich or famous so I don’t think so for me
33889,Billy Joel married Christy Brinkley.  It can be done Sir!!,But I’m not rich or famous so I don’t think so for me,"Come on, everone has something to offer.  Figure it out!!"
33890,But I’m not rich or famous so I don’t think so for me,"Come on, everone has something to offer.  Figure it out!!",Heh I don’t 
33891,Finally came clean,"&gt; I'm a good balance between masculinity and feminine

Perfectly balanced.",as all men should be.
33892,"&gt; I'm a good balance between masculinity and feminine

Perfectly balanced.",as all men should be.,I hope they remember him.
33893,"&gt; I'm a good balance between masculinity and feminine

Perfectly balanced.",as all men should be.,"Fun isn’t something one considers when getting married, but this your wife is going to enjoy. "
33894,"&gt; I'm a good balance between masculinity and feminine

Perfectly balanced.",as all men should be.,r/unexpectedthanos
33895,"&gt; I'm a good balance between masculinity and feminine

Perfectly balanced.",as all men should be.,R/UnexpectedThanos
33896,Finally came clean,"&gt; I'm a good balance between masculinity and feminine

Perfectly balanced.",R/unexpectedthanos
33897,"&gt; I'm a good balance between masculinity and feminine

Perfectly balanced.",R/unexpectedthanos,r/expectedthanos
33898,Finally came clean,"&gt; I'm a good balance between masculinity and feminine

Perfectly balanced.",*snap
33899,"&gt; I'm a good balance between masculinity and feminine

Perfectly balanced.",*snap,I don't feel so good...
33900,Finally came clean,I honesy wouldn't mind to have a bisexual girlfriend,Is this because you want threesomes? 
33901,I honesy wouldn't mind to have a bisexual girlfriend,Is this because you want threesomes? ,Asking the right questions here.
33902,How on Earth do people manage to take such good selfies,"I dont use my head to fly the arrow, boy",I tried using my heart but it just got blood all over the film
33903,"I dont use my head to fly the arrow, boy",I tried using my heart but it just got blood all over the film,lol
33904,How on Earth do people manage to take such good selfies,Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let's Find Out!,I like you
33905,Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let's Find Out!,I like you,I like you too! ;D
33906,"I've been getting sick of listening to my music, can I get any suggestions for new musics?",Reggae. ,"lol that's not a bad idea, sort of mix up the vibe a bit. "
33907,Reggae. ,"lol that's not a bad idea, sort of mix up the vibe a bit. ",Lol Indeed! It's so good too. 
33908,Today I Found Out That A Lot Of People Have Never Eaten Raw Corn On The Cob.,I had always been told eating it raw will make you sick ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ,Wut. Who told you this? I'm genuinely curious.
33909,I had always been told eating it raw will make you sick ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ,Wut. Who told you this? I'm genuinely curious.,My grandmother lol
33910,What is a cool fun fact about yourself or something else that you want others to know?,I got my first undergrad degree at 15 and my second at 17.,Bruh major props and good luck on your future 🙏
33911,I got my first undergrad degree at 15 and my second at 17.,Bruh major props and good luck on your future 🙏,Thanks!
33912,What is a cool fun fact about yourself or something else that you want others to know?,I had a snowball fight with a friend on a mountaintop in the middle of summer.,Nice. Did you win? 
33913,I had a snowball fight with a friend on a mountaintop in the middle of summer.,Nice. Did you win? ,"Hah, no i got piffed in the face! But i think we both won that day!"
33914,what interests you.,Breathing,at least your passion will literally die with you. 
33915,Breathing,at least your passion will literally die with you. ,I guess :p
33916,what interests you.,"Video games, practicing guitar, singing a little bit.",are you good good or karaoke good?
33917,"Video games, practicing guitar, singing a little bit.",are you good good or karaoke good?,I’m terrible but i try
33918,are you good good or karaoke good?,I’m terrible but i try,youre so terrible its terrifying so technically youre terrific 
33919,I’m terrible but i try,youre so terrible its terrifying so technically youre terrific ,Bingo
33920,what interests you.,"Sports, theatre, travel, politics. ",theatre you say 
33921,"Sports, theatre, travel, politics. ",theatre you say ,"Yes!  
  
I went to school in New York and I used to go to shows all the time. "
33922,theatre you say ,"Yes!  
  
I went to school in New York and I used to go to shows all the time. ",oh my god. are you hamiltrash per chance 
33923,what interests you.,Making videos. ,youuuuuutube videos? 
33924,Making videos. ,youuuuuutube videos? ,Vimeo videos now. Youtube shut me out a while ago.
33925,Got any suggestions for dog names?,How about Chinook.. Like the wind. ,I’ve never heard that word before! It sounds like a great name for a husky.
33926,How about Chinook.. Like the wind. ,I’ve never heard that word before! It sounds like a great name for a husky.,Chinook is an actual dog breed. Chinook owner here. 
33927,Got any suggestions for dog names?,I want to name mine duke or walnut if I happen to get a dog in the near future. ,Walnut’s cute! Did you know a dog with that name before?
33928,I want to name mine duke or walnut if I happen to get a dog in the near future. ,Walnut’s cute! Did you know a dog with that name before?,No that’s what my sister wants to name her dog. She wants to get a mini poodle.
33929,Got any suggestions for dog names?,Kittie.,Ha that’d be a good way to confuse everybody at the dog park.
33930,Kittie.,Ha that’d be a good way to confuse everybody at the dog park.,Kittie or alternatively Son. Call your dog Son. Imagine the looks.
33931,Mom keeps asking why I don't have a girlfriend.,"Well, why don’t you???",Uhh I don’t think I can snap my fingers and have a girl appear in my lap bud 
33932,"Well, why don’t you???",Uhh I don’t think I can snap my fingers and have a girl appear in my lap bud ,"Well, not with that attitude!"
33933,Uhh I don’t think I can snap my fingers and have a girl appear in my lap bud ,"Well, not with that attitude!",U really just had to be the most unconstructive person in this whole thread... didn’t you
33934,I recently learned men are rarely complimented and when they are it makes their day/week/month,men are bad ,"At accepting compliments I've learned. 

I finished your sentence for you. "
33935,men are bad ,"At accepting compliments I've learned. 

I finished your sentence for you. ","sorry for the late reply, i just finished having sex with your mom "
33936,I recently learned men are rarely complimented and when they are it makes their day/week/month,"This post made me realize I've only been complimented by my mother, oof.",Don't forget that mothers know best!
33937,"This post made me realize I've only been complimented by my mother, oof.",Don't forget that mothers know best!,That's just what they say when they can't form a decent defense of their decisions.  
33938,I recently learned men are rarely complimented and when they are it makes their day/week/month,"I've had two complements ever - nice eyes, and nice bum. That's it.","Goddamn, what else do you want, man? "
33939,"I've had two complements ever - nice eyes, and nice bum. That's it.","Goddamn, what else do you want, man? ",More than 2 compliments in my whole life? 
33940,"Goddamn, what else do you want, man? ",More than 2 compliments in my whole life? ,"Well sure, but those are two good ones. That's some good water in the desert, right?"
33941,More than 2 compliments in my whole life? ,"Well sure, but those are two good ones. That's some good water in the desert, right?",I guess. I was 14 when the eyes one happened.
33942,I recently learned men are rarely complimented and when they are it makes their day/week/month,"I've had two complements ever - nice eyes, and nice bum. That's it.","6th grade a cute girl told me I had nice eyes, I still think of them as my best feature."
33943,"I've had two complements ever - nice eyes, and nice bum. That's it.","6th grade a cute girl told me I had nice eyes, I still think of them as my best feature.",I was in 9th grade when I got the eyes one.
33944,I recently learned men are rarely complimented and when they are it makes their day/week/month,Best I ever get is you smell nice and thats more of a compliment to paco rabane than myself.,You have good taste in cologne! 
33945,Best I ever get is you smell nice and thats more of a compliment to paco rabane than myself.,You have good taste in cologne! ,I see what you did there
33946,You have good taste in cologne! ,I see what you did there,;)
33947,I recently learned men are rarely complimented and when they are it makes their day/week/month,"True, a girl commented on my beard yesterday and honestly my whole day went so good.",Beards are sexy af. She meant it when she complimented you. 
33948,"True, a girl commented on my beard yesterday and honestly my whole day went so good.",Beards are sexy af. She meant it when she complimented you. ,"It wasn't a mighty one tho, i woke up late and didn't feel like shaving haha"
33949,I recently learned men are rarely complimented and when they are it makes their day/week/month,I've always just wished that someone would get me flowers just out of the blue but no such luck.,🌹🌷🌸 just for you! 
33950,I've always just wished that someone would get me flowers just out of the blue but no such luck.,🌹🌷🌸 just for you! ,Thank you! Virtual or not these are the first flowers I've ever received!
33951,I just became friends with a Nigerian scammer lol,You should get in touch with James Veitch as soon as you can.,I have no idea who that is but I shall (unless he’s famous because that’ll be hard lol)
33952,You should get in touch with James Veitch as soon as you can.,I have no idea who that is but I shall (unless he’s famous because that’ll be hard lol),Your gonna get your ur own TedEx show
33953,I have no idea who that is but I shall (unless he’s famous because that’ll be hard lol),Your gonna get your ur own TedEx show,Oh goodness should I start preparing a slide show now or wait until I get the invite? 
33954,Your gonna get your ur own TedEx show,Oh goodness should I start preparing a slide show now or wait until I get the invite? ,It’s always good to be prepared for any future event expected or unexpected. 
33955,Oh goodness should I start preparing a slide show now or wait until I get the invite? ,It’s always good to be prepared for any future event expected or unexpected. ,"Thanks, Petyr Baelish!"
33956,It’s always good to be prepared for any future event expected or unexpected. ,"Thanks, Petyr Baelish!",r/unexpectedgameofthrones
33957,Your gonna get your ur own TedEx show,Oh goodness should I start preparing a slide show now or wait until I get the invite? ,"You can do it the night before, everyone half asses those talks"
33958,You should get in touch with James Veitch as soon as you can.,I have no idea who that is but I shall (unless he’s famous because that’ll be hard lol),No picture of the picture?
33959,You should get in touch with James Veitch as soon as you can.,I have no idea who that is but I shall (unless he’s famous because that’ll be hard lol),Hey are you CGP Grey's animator perchance? Your username is sus...
33960,I have no idea who that is but I shall (unless he’s famous because that’ll be hard lol),Hey are you CGP Grey's animator perchance? Your username is sus...,I am not sorry to disappoint just someone who liked that name for a “photography name” haha 
33961,Hey are you CGP Grey's animator perchance? Your username is sus...,I am not sorry to disappoint just someone who liked that name for a “photography name” haha ,Haha ok. Good luck with your lack of zero days!
33962,I am not sorry to disappoint just someone who liked that name for a “photography name” haha ,Haha ok. Good luck with your lack of zero days!,Thank you! 
33963,I just became friends with a Nigerian scammer lol,You should get in touch with James Veitch as soon as you can.,HUMMUS
33964,You should get in touch with James Veitch as soon as you can.,HUMMUS,It's going places.
33965,I just became friends with a Nigerian scammer lol,Unless you just got ultimate scammed 😂,😱😱 so you mean I may not even have a friend now
33966,Unless you just got ultimate scammed 😂,😱😱 so you mean I may not even have a friend now,"Naw, you've got a friend. He needs about tree-fiddy though.

Goddamn loch Ness monster! "
33967,Unless you just got ultimate scammed 😂,😱😱 so you mean I may not even have a friend now,A few months from now his siblings will need money for surgery lol jk
33968,Unless you just got ultimate scammed 😂,😱😱 so you mean I may not even have a friend now,Do you even have...you?
33969,Unless you just got ultimate scammed 😂,😱😱 so you mean I may not even have a friend now,Maybe the real scam was the friends we made along the way!
33970,Unless you just got ultimate scammed 😂,😱😱 so you mean I may not even have a friend now,"In the end, friendship is the real scam."
33971,I just became friends with a Nigerian scammer lol,"It’s a long con, he’ll get your money.  ",I have hope but I’m still looking over my shoulder 
33972,"It’s a long con, he’ll get your money.  ",I have hope but I’m still looking over my shoulder ,He’ll probably start trying to sell you his art
33973,I have hope but I’m still looking over my shoulder ,He’ll probably start trying to sell you his art,His passion is painting target gift cards but he doesn’t have target near him :(
33974,"It’s a long con, he’ll get your money.  ",I have hope but I’m still looking over my shoulder ,He couldn’t get your money so now he’s scamming you for the feels. 
33975,I have hope but I’m still looking over my shoulder ,He couldn’t get your money so now he’s scamming you for the feels. ,Scamming that sweet Reddit karma
33976,I just became friends with a Nigerian scammer lol,Really?,Really really 
33977,Really?,Really really ,Show the picture
33978,I just became friends with a Nigerian scammer lol,Or this was the greatest scam of all,I’m actually scamming him by making him focus on me and not steal from other humans 
33979,Or this was the greatest scam of all,I’m actually scamming him by making him focus on me and not steal from other humans ,Exactly. When you scam the scanners you become the Scam
33980,I just became friends with a Nigerian scammer lol,Whoa that's a lotta personal info in the third edit,All that was the fake info he gave me 
33981,Whoa that's a lotta personal info in the third edit,All that was the fake info he gave me ,"Sorry, my bad. Misunderstood it then"
33982,All that was the fake info he gave me ,"Sorry, my bad. Misunderstood it then",You’re good man
33983,What are you passionate about?,My fanfictions. :)  I love writing them.,which fandoms do you belong to?
33984,My fanfictions. :)  I love writing them.,which fandoms do you belong to?,"Zootopia, Coco, Marvel, and a few others they have some interest in. "
33985,which fandoms do you belong to?,"Zootopia, Coco, Marvel, and a few others they have some interest in. ",Zootopia was great. I saw some fan-made comics here and there.
33986,"If you had a superpower, what would it be and how would you use it?","Ctrl+F. 

In real life, for arbitrary objects or concepts. 

I'd use it to find my glasses. ",What about Alt+F4?
33987,"Ctrl+F. 

In real life, for arbitrary objects or concepts. 

I'd use it to find my glasses. ",What about Alt+F4?,r/2meirl4meirl
33988,"If you had a superpower, what would it be and how would you use it?",My super power would be to permanently remove other super powers.,Noooo
33989,My super power would be to permanently remove other super powers.,Noooo,Looks like I found my antagonist..
33990,Noooo,Looks like I found my antagonist..,We will all band together with our super powers to defeat you good sir! 
33991,Looks like I found my antagonist..,We will all band together with our super powers to defeat you good sir! ,"Right, we will not let our fun be ruined!"
33992,Noooo,Looks like I found my antagonist..,I mean if you took away my invisibility i’d be sad
33993,"If you had a superpower, what would it be and how would you use it?",Persuasion w/ 100% success rate. Bout to be the greatest salesmen to ever exist,Like the force? 
33994,Persuasion w/ 100% success rate. Bout to be the greatest salesmen to ever exist,Like the force? ,You know I’m not gonna lie I have no idea what you’re talking about
33995,Like the force? ,You know I’m not gonna lie I have no idea what you’re talking about,I mean like the jedi mind control thing from star wars
33996,You know I’m not gonna lie I have no idea what you’re talking about,I mean like the jedi mind control thing from star wars,I’ve never seen a single Star Wars movie haha
33997,I mean like the jedi mind control thing from star wars,I’ve never seen a single Star Wars movie haha,Oh lol that’s too bad 
33998,"If you had a superpower, what would it be and how would you use it?",I'd want to be able to eat and digest anything.,What would you eat?
33999,I'd want to be able to eat and digest anything.,What would you eat?,Sketchers
34000,What would you eat?,Sketchers,Haha why sketchers?
34001,Sketchers,Haha why sketchers?,Im sure they would have a very unique taste to them
34002,Calling all talented people!,The only thing I can think of is NSFW... damn it :(,I'm sure your partners appreciate it. ;)
34003,The only thing I can think of is NSFW... damn it :(,I'm sure your partners appreciate it. ;),She did.
34004,Calling all talented people!,Looking at the sea.,Is that for a talent or a proud moment? I can see it both ways.
34005,Looking at the sea.,Is that for a talent or a proud moment? I can see it both ways.,"I can lose myself staring at it.Infinitely calm, infinitely spacious."
34006,Is that for a talent or a proud moment? I can see it both ways.,"I can lose myself staring at it.Infinitely calm, infinitely spacious.",A talent then - and a deep one. Respect!
34007,"Someone just told me that I have a voice that is very pleasant to listen to, and it's made my day!",where can i listen to your voice?,"Ahaha, nowhere ATM. "
34008,where can i listen to your voice?,"Ahaha, nowhere ATM. ",why are you advertising something that isn't available :(
34009,"Someone just told me that I have a voice that is very pleasant to listen to, and it's made my day!","I was once told my voice sounded like it should be in the movies, but not in a good way.",How not in a good way? As in you could voice Gollum?
34010,"I was once told my voice sounded like it should be in the movies, but not in a good way.",How not in a good way? As in you could voice Gollum?,I think more Bane.
34011,I chat with everyone. Come tell me anything you want.,Who is the love of your life?,My wife. Yours?
34012,Who is the love of your life?,My wife. Yours?,My boyfriend. Would you ever end things with her if she was still willing to hold on?
34013,My wife. Yours?,My boyfriend. Would you ever end things with her if she was still willing to hold on?,Ya but it would take something extreme like cheating or becoming psychotic. 
34014,My boyfriend. Would you ever end things with her if she was still willing to hold on?,Ya but it would take something extreme like cheating or becoming psychotic. ,Do you believe in God?
34015,I chat with everyone. Come tell me anything you want.,"Whats your favourite movie?
And do you like the band queen?",Avengers was pretty good. Ya queen is the shit.
34016,"Whats your favourite movie?
And do you like the band queen?",Avengers was pretty good. Ya queen is the shit.,Favourite song by them?
34017,I chat with everyone. Come tell me anything you want.,"Hmmm, what country you would really love to visit?? 🙃🙃",Europe
34018,"Hmmm, what country you would really love to visit?? 🙃🙃",Europe,What county to be specific. If you dont mind??
34019,Europe,What county to be specific. If you dont mind??,The UK probably 
34020,I asked a stranger for his number!,Get it girl. Pushing our boundaries is so liberating! ,"Thanks, one number at a time! "
34021,Get it girl. Pushing our boundaries is so liberating! ,"Thanks, one number at a time! ","See there's  your problem, you're supposed to get 10 at a time."
34022,I asked a stranger for his number!,Preach it. Gender equality and all that.,"Agreed! Men need to feel wanted and pursued too!   


We gotta give men more compliments "
34023,Preach it. Gender equality and all that.,"Agreed! Men need to feel wanted and pursued too!   


We gotta give men more compliments ","As a man, yes please and thank you."
34024,I asked a stranger for his number!,Please update so we can find out what happened next.,"No text back, no update ): "
34025,Please update so we can find out what happened next.,"No text back, no update ): ",:(
34026,"No text back, no update ): ",:(,:[
34027,:(,:[,"I got a text back! Woooot! \[too bad, he is 6 years younger than me\] "
34028,"No text back, no update ): ",:(,"(:  


turn that frown upside down! "
34029,Do you have an animal you identify with?,Sloths man. Sloths. ,Interesting! How come?
34030,Sloths man. Sloths. ,Interesting! How come?,I make people laugh because of how lazy I am.
34031,Do you have an animal you identify with?,"Human being because I want to be master of the Earth, and farm all the other animals.",ALL of them?
34032,"Human being because I want to be master of the Earth, and farm all the other animals.",ALL of them?,Only those that have a use. And kill the others. Thats what humans do. 
34033,ALL of them?,Only those that have a use. And kill the others. Thats what humans do. ,"Kill animals that don't have ""a use""? I am a human and I do not do that."
34034,Do you have an animal you identify with?,"Dog, loyalty and wanting to serve and please. Doesn't ^help ^^that ^^^I'm ^^^^a ^^^^^furry",Are you running away or whispering or what I can't tell
34035,"Dog, loyalty and wanting to serve and please. Doesn't ^help ^^that ^^^I'm ^^^^a ^^^^^furry",Are you running away or whispering or what I can't tell,Yes
34036,Do you have an animal you identify with?,Glasswinged butterfly.,oooooh beautiful. How come?
34037,Glasswinged butterfly.,oooooh beautiful. How come?,Delicate and unnoticed.
34038,Do you have an animal you identify with?,No,k
34039,No,k,i like cats tho
34040,"On a scale of 1 - 10, how toxic is reddit?","19.

Also Reddit isn't just toxic towards women or lgbt people. Reddit is toxic to everybody.",Really? Where? 
34041,"19.

Also Reddit isn't just toxic towards women or lgbt people. Reddit is toxic to everybody.",Really? Where? ,What do you mean where?
34042,Really? Where? ,What do you mean where?,What subreddits are we talking about here? 
34043,What do you mean where?,What subreddits are we talking about here? ,[removed]
34044,What do you mean where?,What subreddits are we talking about here? ,fug u im not toxic
34045,CC Meetup in California??,I live in Southern California! ,HELL YES. Where?
34046,I live in Southern California! ,HELL YES. Where?,Orange County!
34047,I live in Southern California! ,HELL YES. Where?,Inland Empire
34048,I live in Southern California! ,HELL YES. Where?,"I live in socal as well, I wouldn't mind meeting up with people"
34049,HELL YES. Where?,"I live in socal as well, I wouldn't mind meeting up with people",Sweeeeeeeeet. Where y'at?
34050,"I live in socal as well, I wouldn't mind meeting up with people",Sweeeeeeeeet. Where y'at?,Around the long beach area
34051,CC Meetup in California??,I'm in NorCal (bay area).,Where in the Bay?
34052,I'm in NorCal (bay area).,Where in the Bay?,Santa Cruz.
34053,Where in the Bay?,Santa Cruz.,"I'd love to do this there; I'll have to see what others answer, though."
34054,Santa Cruz.,"I'd love to do this there; I'll have to see what others answer, though.",Monterey is nice too.
34055,"I'd love to do this there; I'll have to see what others answer, though.",Monterey is nice too.,Are we doing this on the beach? I'M DOWN WITH THAT but I can't speak for anyone else.
34056,Monterey is nice too.,Are we doing this on the beach? I'M DOWN WITH THAT but I can't speak for anyone else.,I live near Seacliff State beach.
34057,Are we doing this on the beach? I'M DOWN WITH THAT but I can't speak for anyone else.,I live near Seacliff State beach.,holy crap I LOVE IT. I'll add this as an edit suggestion.
34058,Where in the Bay?,Santa Cruz.," Bruh, that's central not NorCal "
34059,CC Meetup in California??,I'm drunk in Riverside,on whaaaaat
34060,I'm drunk in Riverside,on whaaaaat,Vodka
34061,CC Meetup in California??,BAY AREA,WHEREIN?!
34062,BAY AREA,WHEREIN?!,The Town (Oakland)
34063,CC Meetup in California??,Monterey here. Right smack in the middle of the coast. :),NIIIIIICE. We'll be in touch!!!
34064,Monterey here. Right smack in the middle of the coast. :),NIIIIIICE. We'll be in touch!!!,Totally! Let me know if I can help with anything.
34065,NIIIIIICE. We'll be in touch!!!,Totally! Let me know if I can help with anything.,"oh I will take you up on that I'm sure, thank you!!"
34066,I got to tell my husband he is going to be a father today.,"How long has he been deployed for already, not too long i hope",Lol about 11 months 
34067,"How long has he been deployed for already, not too long i hope",Lol about 11 months ,\\#JustNavyThings
34068,"How long has he been deployed for already, not too long i hope",Lol about 11 months ,I've always liked the name Yeshua HaMashiac
34069,Lol about 11 months ,I've always liked the name Yeshua HaMashiac,I feel like there's a joke in the name but I can't seem to find it 🤔
34070,I got to tell my husband he is going to be a father today.,"How long has he been deployed for already, not too long i hope",Hopefully she wasn't trying without him.
34071,"How long has he been deployed for already, not too long i hope",Hopefully she wasn't trying without him.,Lmfao
34072,I got to tell my husband he is going to be a father today.,Congrats! Are you sure it's yours tho?,Yeah pretty sure. I think your username fits.
34073,Congrats! Are you sure it's yours tho?,Yeah pretty sure. I think your username fits.,"Its was intended as a joke, ffs.  Like obviously it's yours, its inside you"
34074,Yeah pretty sure. I think your username fits.,"Its was intended as a joke, ffs.  Like obviously it's yours, its inside you","I understood what you meant, just didn't think it was funny."
34075,I got to tell my husband he is going to be a father today.,Turns out she saw him last 10 months ago... ,go make nasty comments on someone else's thread. 
34076,Turns out she saw him last 10 months ago... ,go make nasty comments on someone else's thread. ,If you wanna get triggered you can
34077,I got to tell my husband he is going to be a father today.,"Btw its called a joke, if you didnt realize",I recognize funny jokes.
34078,"Btw its called a joke, if you didnt realize",I recognize funny jokes.,"No you dont, you get offended by them"
34079,"Hey everyone, if you'd like a free compliment leave a comment!",This is cute! I want! ,You seem like a very adorable person :)
34080,This is cute! I want! ,You seem like a very adorable person :),Aww! Thank you! This is so sweet! Hmu if you wanna chat some time :) 
34081,You seem like a very adorable person :),Aww! Thank you! This is so sweet! Hmu if you wanna chat some time :) ,You're welcome! Okay haha same to you as well :) you can PM me or chat elsewhere
34082,"Hey everyone, if you'd like a free compliment leave a comment!",This is so nice! ,You seem like a very empathetic person! Not to mention a great dungeon master 😎
34083,This is so nice! ,You seem like a very empathetic person! Not to mention a great dungeon master 😎,Well thank you very much! This is a wonderfully thoughtful thread! &lt;3
34084,You seem like a very empathetic person! Not to mention a great dungeon master 😎,Well thank you very much! This is a wonderfully thoughtful thread! &lt;3,You're very welcome! 
34085,"Hey everyone, if you'd like a free compliment leave a comment!",You made me smile! Thanks :),The cake you posted a couple weeks ago looks delicious! 
34086,You made me smile! Thanks :),The cake you posted a couple weeks ago looks delicious! ,Aww thank you!!!
34087,The cake you posted a couple weeks ago looks delicious! ,Aww thank you!!!,You're welcome!
34088,"Hey everyone, if you'd like a free compliment leave a comment!",you're awesome tbh,Thanks! You're so awesome you have your own subreddit
34089,you're awesome tbh,Thanks! You're so awesome you have your own subreddit,"ahaha aw how cute
"
34090,"Hey everyone, if you'd like a free compliment leave a comment!","This is just really nice. Have a great day, as well ^_^. ",You seem to make the best out of life :)
34091,"This is just really nice. Have a great day, as well ^_^. ",You seem to make the best out of life :),"Aaw, thanks! I do try! "
34092,I want to become extremely rich and use the money to help others,Me too! I fantasize about becoming a Pablo Escobar minus the evil.,But also help the poor like he did!
34093,Me too! I fantasize about becoming a Pablo Escobar minus the evil.,But also help the poor like he did!,Exactly.
34094,Something truly odd at a mundane moment., Did you open the other one?,heeeee not yet! I'll keep you posted :D
34095, Did you open the other one?,heeeee not yet! I'll keep you posted :D,Hehe yes do!
34096,Something truly odd at a mundane moment.,Took a walk and a dog in someone's garage chased after me for a few seconds. ,was it a Weird Dog?
34097,Took a walk and a dog in someone's garage chased after me for a few seconds. ,was it a Weird Dog?,"Think it was a labradoodle. Dogs scare me sometimes, so I screamed and ran."
34098,was it a Weird Dog?,"Think it was a labradoodle. Dogs scare me sometimes, so I screamed and ran.",Aww I’m sorry you got scared of the weird status-symbol hybrid dog. I don’t like that breed.
34099,"If you have no one to say it to I will be accepting ""Happy Fathers Day""s for the next 26 hours.",Not father's day in a large part of the world (y),"That's ok I'm accepting them early, as I know everyone is busy in their own ways."
34100,Not father's day in a large part of the world (y),"That's ok I'm accepting them early, as I know everyone is busy in their own ways.",What I meant was that father's day is in september :P
34101,"That's ok I'm accepting them early, as I know everyone is busy in their own ways.",What I meant was that father's day is in september :P,Save my username. I'll still be around when you need me.
34102,What I meant was that father's day is in september :P,Save my username. I'll still be around when you need me.,Good answer
34103,So what's your favorite song right now?,The dockyard church. Honestly the best song ever made.,Haven't ever heard of it.
34104,The dockyard church. Honestly the best song ever made.,Haven't ever heard of it.,Please give it a try. It won’t let you down.
34105,Haven't ever heard of it.,Please give it a try. It won’t let you down.,"okay, but listen to mine too. It is ice cream for your ears."
34106,So what's your favorite song right now?,The dockyard church. Honestly the best song ever made.,THANK YOU THAT WAS AMAZING
34107,The dockyard church. Honestly the best song ever made.,THANK YOU THAT WAS AMAZING,YOU ARE WELCOME
34108,THANK YOU THAT WAS AMAZING,YOU ARE WELCOME,"Now listen to mine. It sounds like you like Metallica, so you should like this song."
34109,YOU ARE WELCOME,"Now listen to mine. It sounds like you like Metallica, so you should like this song.",Will do!
34110,So what's your favorite song right now?,The dockyard church. Honestly the best song ever made.,Oh my god that's amazing.
34111,The dockyard church. Honestly the best song ever made.,Oh my god that's amazing.,THANK U
34112,So what's your favorite song right now?,Shakira and Maluma - De Nada ,"&gt;De Nada

Is this real? I only know of Chantaje, Trap, and Clandestino"
34113,Shakira and Maluma - De Nada ,"&gt;De Nada

Is this real? I only know of Chantaje, Trap, and Clandestino",I meant Nada. Si és verdad. 
34114,"&gt;De Nada

Is this real? I only know of Chantaje, Trap, and Clandestino",I meant Nada. Si és verdad. ,Oh yeah I love that one! Maluma's not on it though 
34115,"How’s your night, CC?","Listening to music and playing video games with friends, so I would say really good.","What kind of music are you into?
"
34116,"Listening to music and playing video games with friends, so I would say really good.","What kind of music are you into?
","Electronic chill stuff, along with some 60's-70's classics"
34117,"What kind of music are you into?
","Electronic chill stuff, along with some 60's-70's classics","I also love 70s classics, which artists from this time do you like?"
34118,"Electronic chill stuff, along with some 60's-70's classics","I also love 70s classics, which artists from this time do you like?","David Bowie, Fleetwood Mac, and some Elton John, which do you like?"
34119,"I also love 70s classics, which artists from this time do you like?","David Bowie, Fleetwood Mac, and some Elton John, which do you like?","Bee Gees, Pink Floyd, ABBA, Air Supply, Paul Young and other individual artists."
34120,"How’s your night, CC?",I'm full of tacos and trying not to fall asleep atm. 😂,Oh damn. Were the tacos at least good? 
34121,I'm full of tacos and trying not to fall asleep atm. 😂,Oh damn. Were the tacos at least good? ,Hell yeah. Carne asada for the win. I'm wishing I were at the beach. 
34122,Oh damn. Were the tacos at least good? ,Hell yeah. Carne asada for the win. I'm wishing I were at the beach. ,Oh damn. That sounds delicious. 
34123,Hell yeah. Carne asada for the win. I'm wishing I were at the beach. ,Oh damn. That sounds delicious. ,Totally. I hope you enjoy the rest of your night!
34124,This breaks my heart.,we truly live in a society ,"I'm not entirely sure what you're implying here but yes, we do live in a society."
34125,we truly live in a society ,"I'm not entirely sure what you're implying here but yes, we do live in a society.",We found the oldhead
34126,we truly live in a society ,"I'm not entirely sure what you're implying here but yes, we do live in a society.",r/gamersriseup
34127,This breaks my heart.,"You should keep encouraging him!!

Get him electronic stuff for holidays!","That's a good idea! I'm definitely going to be doing that, thank you!"
34128,"You should keep encouraging him!!

Get him electronic stuff for holidays!","That's a good idea! I'm definitely going to be doing that, thank you!","Encourage him, give him electronic stuff and books about electronic stuff. Lots of books."
34129,In what games/books/shows/movies do you prefer the sidekick over the main character?,Hermione &gt; Harry,Wouldn’t Ron be the sidekick to Harry though?
34130,Hermione &gt; Harry,Wouldn’t Ron be the sidekick to Harry though?,"oh he must have meant sidechick
"
34131,Wouldn’t Ron be the sidekick to Harry though?,"oh he must have meant sidechick
",Ohhhh that makes more sense 
34132,In what games/books/shows/movies do you prefer the sidekick over the main character?,"Molly C &gt; Harry D
Michael C &gt; Harry D",Dresden files?
34133,"Molly C &gt; Harry D
Michael C &gt; Harry D",Dresden files?,Yup! The only Wizard named Harry that matters.
34134,I'm wasting time until my gig type job in a few hours. What are you doing or waiting for today?,Waiting for a new life!,Well if you wait long enough lol.
34135,Waiting for a new life!,Well if you wait long enough lol.,Lol. I need a magic mushroom or something. I did have a really nice sandwich. 
34136,Well if you wait long enough lol.,Lol. I need a magic mushroom or something. I did have a really nice sandwich. ,What was on the sandwich?
34137,Lol. I need a magic mushroom or something. I did have a really nice sandwich. ,What was on the sandwich?,Well turkey and cheese on rye with mayo and honey mustard. I think I could die happy. 
34138,What was on the sandwich?,Well turkey and cheese on rye with mayo and honey mustard. I think I could die happy. ,Nice. Im trying not to eat for now. 
34139,I'm wasting time until my gig type job in a few hours. What are you doing or waiting for today?,Waiting for my guitar center order to ship and my wife to get up,Just poke at her until she wakes up. Thats what i do.
34140,Waiting for my guitar center order to ship and my wife to get up,Just poke at her until she wakes up. Thats what i do.,"How do you think she got to sleep? ＼(◎o◎)／

Hey oh!"
34141,Just poke at her until she wakes up. Thats what i do.,"How do you think she got to sleep? ＼(◎o◎)／

Hey oh!",Lol. It's a nice way to make her rise and shine also 
34142,I'm wasting time until my gig type job in a few hours. What are you doing or waiting for today?,I’m just waiting for my laundry to finish so I can go to sleep,Oh ya i hate waiting for the washer to finish. If you just get it in the dryer your home free. 
34143,I’m just waiting for my laundry to finish so I can go to sleep,Oh ya i hate waiting for the washer to finish. If you just get it in the dryer your home free. ,"Yes plus having to use a community laundry room, it’s a fight just to find an available dryer"
34144,I'm wasting time until my gig type job in a few hours. What are you doing or waiting for today?,Tidying the house slowly and waiting to get ready for a birthday celebration later.,How did the birthday go?
34145,Tidying the house slowly and waiting to get ready for a birthday celebration later.,How did the birthday go?,Ptetyy nice. Very relaxed and nice to catch up with a few people. And home now.
34146,How did the birthday go?,Ptetyy nice. Very relaxed and nice to catch up with a few people. And home now.,That's good. My thing went well also.
34147,Finally bought a PS4,"Get bloodborne, i got my PS4 for that game, its so good.",Its like dark souls right?
34148,"Get bloodborne, i got my PS4 for that game, its so good.",Its like dark souls right?,Dark Souls but without a shield and rolls are replaced with fast dashes
34149,Finally bought a PS4,It’s very good if you’re into horror games. ,"I'm not in to horror games, so I will probably not like it "
34150,It’s very good if you’re into horror games. ,"I'm not in to horror games, so I will probably not like it ","Yeah I play games to relax, not to have a heart attack"
34151,Finally bought a PS4,Try Persona 5 if you're in to JRPGs. My personal GOTY last year,That's a switch game right?
34152,Try Persona 5 if you're in to JRPGs. My personal GOTY last year,That's a switch game right?,"No, PS3 and PS4. Main series persona games are PS exclusives"
34153,That's a switch game right?,"No, PS3 and PS4. Main series persona games are PS exclusives","Oh okay, then I might check them out "
34154,I may have umm... Trained... My 5 year old daughter too well.,Are you feeding her plain rice?,"yup. Rice, Water, some salt. Done.  "
34155,Are you feeding her plain rice?,"yup. Rice, Water, some salt. Done.  ",Yeah man I wouldn’t eat that either. Give her some sauce!
34156,Eid Mubarak! I love this day.,Eid Mubarak my friend! ,Thank you! This is hands down my favourite day in the year. 
34157,Eid Mubarak my friend! ,Thank you! This is hands down my favourite day in the year. ,Its the Muslim christmas lol. Eid Mubarak Habeeb!
34158,Eid Mubarak! I love this day.,Bhaijaan Eid Mubarak,But But I need Galouti 
34159,Bhaijaan Eid Mubarak,But But I need Galouti ,"Come whenever to Lucknow.Bada or chota, anything is on me."
34160,But But I need Galouti ,"Come whenever to Lucknow.Bada or chota, anything is on me.",Lucknow has the best galouti kabab! 
34161,Eid Mubarak! I love this day.,Aapko bhi Eid Mubarak! It's tomorrow in my country.,We have Eid tomorrow too!
34162,Aapko bhi Eid Mubarak! It's tomorrow in my country.,We have Eid tomorrow too!,Where? 
34163,We have Eid tomorrow too!,Where? ,India
34164,Eid Mubarak! I love this day.,"Wanna hear a joke?
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Parking space","great, can we eat now?"
34165,"Wanna hear a joke?
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Parking space","great, can we eat now?",Yes anything
34166,Eid Mubarak! I love this day.,Eid and World Cup Mubarak fam!,"Haha I was just watching it, kinda sad that Egypt lost. Have an amazing day!"
34167,Eid and World Cup Mubarak fam!,"Haha I was just watching it, kinda sad that Egypt lost. Have an amazing day!",They played amazing tho
34168,Eid Mubarak! I love this day.,Eid Mubarak!! May the joy you feel today continue to echo throughout the rest of the year!,Thank you! I hope you will remain happy for the rest of your life! 
34169,Eid Mubarak!! May the joy you feel today continue to echo throughout the rest of the year!,Thank you! I hope you will remain happy for the rest of your life! ,:) Thank *you*. 
34170,Eid Mubarak! I love this day.,I’d say what I want about fasting but it’d get me banned from the sub.,What would you have said?
34171,I’d say what I want about fasting but it’d get me banned from the sub.,What would you have said?,That fasting is extremely unhealthy and can lead to death. No one should do it.
34172,What would you have said?,That fasting is extremely unhealthy and can lead to death. No one should do it.,"You can still eat and drink, only when the sun is fully down though."
34173,"This is silly, but I am so happy","HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Which state do you now call home?",Thank you! California! 
34174,"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Which state do you now call home?",Thank you! California! ,ME TOO!!! Where??
34175,Thank you! California! ,ME TOO!!! Where??,Bay Area!
34176,What’s your favorite video game?,Just Cause 2. Your post doesn't include the name of the game you picked up btw.,Fixed it! Thanks
34177,Just Cause 2. Your post doesn't include the name of the game you picked up btw.,Fixed it! Thanks,No worries. Borderlands 2 is indeed amazing.
34178,Fixed it! Thanks,No worries. Borderlands 2 is indeed amazing.,"I’m just starting again as Zero. It’s great
"
34179,No worries. Borderlands 2 is indeed amazing.,"I’m just starting again as Zero. It’s great
",I roll Salvador. Dual Wielding.
34180,What three words would you use to describe your life?,Books nature electronics,I'm reading the last Dark Tower book now. What kind of books are you into?
34181,Books nature electronics,I'm reading the last Dark Tower book now. What kind of books are you into?,"I am reading the Iliad. A lot of killing, which was unexpected. "
34182,What three words would you use to describe your life?,Body Mind Soul,What does soul mean to you? How is it separate from your mind?
34183,Body Mind Soul,What does soul mean to you? How is it separate from your mind?,Honestly I don't know. I just thought it sounded cool
34184,What three words would you use to describe your life?,"Unassuming, uneventful, uninteresting.",What makes a person interesting?
34185,"Unassuming, uneventful, uninteresting.",What makes a person interesting?,Depends who you ask
34186,What makes a person interesting?,Depends who you ask,I'm asking you :)
34187,What three words would you use to describe your life?,Boring and uninteresting.,What makes a person interesting?
34188,Boring and uninteresting.,What makes a person interesting?,I don't know but not what I do apparently
34189,What makes a person interesting?,I don't know but not what I do apparently,Some people are interesting for what they don't do. Think about it!
34190,What three words would you use to describe your life?,"Order

Timely

Horny",Sounds like your home is organized
34191,"Order

Timely

Horny",Sounds like your home is organized,"It has to be, that's how I was taught"
34192,What three words would you use to describe your life?,crust - lovesick - mole,...there are moles on reddit?!
34193,crust - lovesick - mole,...there are moles on reddit?!,don't blow their cover!
34194,What three words would you use to describe your life?,Hardworking sentimental priorities,And what’s your top priority?
34195,Hardworking sentimental priorities,And what’s your top priority?,Achieving my goal of becoming a doctor
34196,What three words would you use to describe your life?,Obsessed. Boring. Afraid.,What are you obsessed with right now?
34197,Obsessed. Boring. Afraid.,What are you obsessed with right now?,Oh bro. BRO. BROHEIM. You do not want to open this box. Trust me. I will talk you to death.
34198,What are you obsessed with right now?,Oh bro. BRO. BROHEIM. You do not want to open this box. Trust me. I will talk you to death.,"I won't then! But since I am curious, tell me what you're obsessed with in 10 words or less."
34199,Oh bro. BRO. BROHEIM. You do not want to open this box. Trust me. I will talk you to death.,"I won't then! But since I am curious, tell me what you're obsessed with in 10 words or less.","Women's Pro-Wrestling from Japan. 4 words. My existence. Sad, isn't it?"
34200,What three words would you use to describe your life?,"Vibrant, rhythmic melancholy. ",I like the imagery. Are you a musician?
34201,"Vibrant, rhythmic melancholy. ",I like the imagery. Are you a musician?,"Thanks, and yes.  "
34202,What three words would you use to describe your life?,"Vigilant, Warrior, Sentinel",What do you defend?
34203,"Vigilant, Warrior, Sentinel",What do you defend?,"My family, friends, country, and those who can't defend themselves"
34204,"Do you ever feel like you're smart, but you're not *that smart*?","Yeah, tried to be a mathematician. ",This is the shortest horror story I've ever read lol. 
34205,"Yeah, tried to be a mathematician. ",This is the shortest horror story I've ever read lol. ,Six-word horror stories.
34206,This is the shortest horror story I've ever read lol. ,Six-word horror stories.,Baby shoes for sale. Never worn.
34207,Six-word horror stories.,Baby shoes for sale. Never worn.,"Look, unworn baby shoes!  Prime eligible."
34208,Baby shoes for sale. Never worn.,"Look, unworn baby shoes!  Prime eligible.",Ugh! It's an add-on item.
34209,This is the shortest horror story I've ever read lol. ,Six-word horror stories.,No toilet paper. Socks are ruined.
34210,This is the shortest horror story I've ever read lol. ,Six-word horror stories.,New pepsi max. Now with ginger
34211,"4 years have passed, it's World Cup time again, are you excited?","about -45,000% excited ... cannot stand the fucking game :/","Well then, the door is there friend, have a nice summer! "
34212,"about -45,000% excited ... cannot stand the fucking game :/","Well then, the door is there friend, have a nice summer! ",oh if it were only that easy... every 4 years its FUCKING EVERYWHERE!!! you cant escape ...
34213,"Well then, the door is there friend, have a nice summer! ",oh if it were only that easy... every 4 years its FUCKING EVERYWHERE!!! you cant escape ...,"hahaha you can actually, go off grid"
34214,oh if it were only that easy... every 4 years its FUCKING EVERYWHERE!!! you cant escape ...,"hahaha you can actually, go off grid",[removed]
34215,It may seem silly but I’m really happy about this and no one seems to care so I decided to post about it here,That's awesome. I hate math too lol it's just gets jumbled I my brain.,"Yeah it’s so confusing, I just can’t do it"
34216,That's awesome. I hate math too lol it's just gets jumbled I my brain.,"Yeah it’s so confusing, I just can’t do it",Evidently you can! ^_^
34217,It may seem silly but I’m really happy about this and no one seems to care so I decided to post about it here,Je te souhaite le meilleur! Amuse toi bien en France! Combien de temps va tu passer là? ,6 semaines:)
34218,Je te souhaite le meilleur! Amuse toi bien en France! Combien de temps va tu passer là? ,6 semaines:),Félicitation! 
34219,It may seem silly but I’m really happy about this and no one seems to care so I decided to post about it here,Welcome to the barley passing club. ,I’ve been in the not passing club for two years so it’s an upgrade for me lol
34220,Welcome to the barley passing club. ,I’ve been in the not passing club for two years so it’s an upgrade for me lol,Just for math right? 
34221,I’ve been in the not passing club for two years so it’s an upgrade for me lol,Just for math right? ,"Yeah just for math, I’m really good in everything else"
34222,Just for math right? ,"Yeah just for math, I’m really good in everything else","That's good to hear, fuck math, have fun in France!"
34223,Send me a message whenever you feel like you need to chat,Why do you do this?,Because he/she is an amazing human that cares about others well being. Kudos OP. KUDOS. 
34224,Why do you do this?,Because he/she is an amazing human that cares about others well being. Kudos OP. KUDOS. ,Kudos
34225,Because he/she is an amazing human that cares about others well being. Kudos OP. KUDOS. ,Kudos,Nice to see people like talking to me. Thanks
34226,Why do you do this?,Because he/she is an amazing human that cares about others well being. Kudos OP. KUDOS. ,Thanks i dint know i had any supporters in this sub. Nice to know.
34227,Whats the best feeling in the world for you?,When the week is over ,Simple but the best :D
34228,When the week is over ,Simple but the best :D,Don’t know why cause I usually don’t have anything to look forward too 
34229,halfway home! let's do this. 5 q's!,"eggs are cool 

jesus is the fairest of them all

i dont 

no idea 

i don't have any friends",why don't u have any friends?
34230,"eggs are cool 

jesus is the fairest of them all

i dont 

no idea 

i don't have any friends",why don't u have any friends?,because I'm a selfish asshole
34231,why don't u have any friends?,because I'm a selfish asshole,:/
34232,because I'm a selfish asshole,:/,well its my fault so i guess i deserve it
34233,:/,well its my fault so i guess i deserve it,:/// don't say that
34234,well its my fault so i guess i deserve it,:/// don't say that,no it really is my fault though
34235,:/// don't say that,no it really is my fault though,?
34236,no it really is my fault though,?,i cause all of my problems so i cant really blame anyone else for them
34237,?,i cause all of my problems so i cant really blame anyone else for them,i guess... but yknow..
34238,halfway home! let's do this. 5 q's!,"1)Love them except when they are hard boiled

2)God 

3)",d'aw shure!
34239,"1)Love them except when they are hard boiled

2)God 

3)",d'aw shure!,Thank you for accepting my request  :)
34240,d'aw shure!,Thank you for accepting my request  :),now if only u could poke each other on reddit
34241,Thank you for accepting my request  :),now if only u could poke each other on reddit,"I agree ,well I guess we both have to settle with the PMs and the reddit chat function..."
34242,now if only u could poke each other on reddit,"I agree ,well I guess we both have to settle with the PMs and the reddit chat function...",right
34243,Does anyone ever felt like going outside but you don't have anywhere to go or nothing to do so you just stay inside boring all day?,Do you drive?,"Nope, I don't know how to drive"
34244,Do you drive?,"Nope, I don't know how to drive",You should probably learn how to drive.
34245,"Nope, I don't know how to drive",You should probably learn how to drive.,I’m starting to think the OP is under 16. 
34246,Does anyone ever felt like going outside but you don't have anywhere to go or nothing to do so you just stay inside boring all day?,You need a friend with a swimming pool.,Doesn't everyone?
34247,You need a friend with a swimming pool.,Doesn't everyone?,Not in UK lol
34248,You need a friend with a swimming pool.,Doesn't everyone?,I live in NYC and idk anyone with a swimming pool. Some of my friends have no idea how to swim.
34249,Does anyone ever felt like going outside but you don't have anywhere to go or nothing to do so you just stay inside boring all day?,Are there any parks nearby?,Yes but it is mostly crowded with kids 
34250,Are there any parks nearby?,Yes but it is mostly crowded with kids ,Hiking trails aren't usually too crowded
34251,Are there any parks nearby?,Yes but it is mostly crowded with kids ,"Well maybe you can try finding a more private part of the park, that less people go to?"
34252,Are there any parks nearby?,Yes but it is mostly crowded with kids ,Drive to like a swimming hole 
34253,Does anyone ever felt like going outside but you don't have anywhere to go or nothing to do so you just stay inside boring all day?,Walk dogs at a local shelter ,I second this! Plus you get exercise and you won't be alone.
34254,Walk dogs at a local shelter ,I second this! Plus you get exercise and you won't be alone.,another plus: you get the best wingman
34255,Does anyone ever felt like going outside but you don't have anywhere to go or nothing to do so you just stay inside boring all day?,"Take an improv class. Just trust me, sign up and go, your life will never be the same. ",Gonna put it on my bucket list! Thanks
34256,"Take an improv class. Just trust me, sign up and go, your life will never be the same. ",Gonna put it on my bucket list! Thanks,They’re every week and cheap
34257,"Take an improv class. Just trust me, sign up and go, your life will never be the same. ",Gonna put it on my bucket list! Thanks,"Just remember that in improv, the only right reply is  ""yes, and..."". "
34258,What's something you want to rave about?,"Skyrim... I seem unusually able to talk about that. It's a good game, especially with mods.",I guess you're excited for ES VI? 
34259,"Skyrim... I seem unusually able to talk about that. It's a good game, especially with mods.",I guess you're excited for ES VI? ,Quite excited. 
34260,What's something you want to rave about?,THE WORLD CUP! ,Who you rooting for? :)
34261,THE WORLD CUP! ,Who you rooting for? :),Sweden and Iran of course! 
34262,Who you rooting for? :),Sweden and Iran of course! ,Good luck!
34263,What's something you want to rave about?,Director Seijun Suzuki.,Best films?
34264,Director Seijun Suzuki.,Best films?,"Tokyo Drifter,Branded To Kill,Youth of The Beast."
34265,Best films?,"Tokyo Drifter,Branded To Kill,Youth of The Beast.",Will check them out :)
34266,What's something you want to rave about?,STAR WARS!!!,Ditto :)
34267,STAR WARS!!!,Ditto :),"Right, you are "
34268,"when I feel depressed, I make lists of all the things that make me happy",Naps but especially hugs make the world go round 🌏 ,Naps and hugs are the best 
34269,Naps but especially hugs make the world go round 🌏 ,Naps and hugs are the best ,"Especially with a fat, fluffy kitty. Emphasis on fat "
34270,"when I feel depressed, I make lists of all the things that make me happy",Whiskers on kittens :-),Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens &lt;3
34271,Whiskers on kittens :-),Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens &lt;3,"Brown paper packages, tied up with strings"
34272,Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens &lt;3,"Brown paper packages, tied up with strings","These are a few of my favorite things: 

 Cream\-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels "
34273,"Brown paper packages, tied up with strings","These are a few of my favorite things: 

 Cream\-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels ","
Doorbells and sleigh bells"
34274,"These are a few of my favorite things: 

 Cream\-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels ","
Doorbells and sleigh bells",And schnitzel with noodles
34275,"
Doorbells and sleigh bells",And schnitzel with noodles,Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings 
34276,And schnitzel with noodles,Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings ,This thread is one of my favorite things.
34277,"when I feel depressed, I make lists of all the things that make me happy",i love it when children very proudly say their age. its so innocent and sweet,“I am FOUR” *holds up 5 fingers* it’s so cute 
34278,i love it when children very proudly say their age. its so innocent and sweet,“I am FOUR” *holds up 5 fingers* it’s so cute ,Yesss hahaha exactly! Adorable
34279,i love it when children very proudly say their age. its so innocent and sweet,“I am FOUR” *holds up 5 fingers* it’s so cute ,"Or ""seven and a half"" because of course that half year matters."
34280,"when I feel depressed, I make lists of all the things that make me happy",Thanks so much for this...really needed it today.,Hope you have a great day :) 
34281,Thanks so much for this...really needed it today.,Hope you have a great day :) ,You just made it way better.
34282,"when I feel depressed, I make lists of all the things that make me happy","1. Weed
2.booze
3. Cigarettes 
4. Cocaine ","If I could find a dealer, weed would definitely be on that list "
34283,"1. Weed
2.booze
3. Cigarettes 
4. Cocaine ","If I could find a dealer, weed would definitely be on that list ","That'd be all I would recommend off my list, but if you find a dealer for pot, be safe. "
34284,Positive music suggestions?,Kids see ghosts - Reborn ,I love this. Thank you 
34285,Kids see ghosts - Reborn ,I love this. Thank you ,"No problem man, happy to help :)"
34286,Someone just rang my doorbell and prevented my house from burning down.,I'm so glad you're okay!,"Thanks! Me too!

Burning down the house would have NOT been a good start to the week."
34287,I'm so glad you're okay!,"Thanks! Me too!

Burning down the house would have NOT been a good start to the week.","Most certainly not, hahaha!"
34288,Someone just rang my doorbell and prevented my house from burning down.,"Walking on the street and didn’t see a car, old man pulled me away 


#NeverWalkandText",More like never walk and use a mobile.
34289,"Walking on the street and didn’t see a car, old man pulled me away 


#NeverWalkandText",More like never walk and use a mobile.,*Never walk without an old man.
34290,More like never walk and use a mobile.,*Never walk without an old man.,Granted that old man can walk. ^^/s
34291,Strawberries in whole milk tastes so good.,"Careful, OP.  That's how Zachary Taylor died.",Oh no! Did he die because of strawberries and milk?
34292,"Careful, OP.  That's how Zachary Taylor died.",Oh no! Did he die because of strawberries and milk?,"Yep. IIRC, he ate a ton of them, though, so, you know, ""elegance in moderation"" ."
34293,Oh no! Did he die because of strawberries and milk?,"Yep. IIRC, he ate a ton of them, though, so, you know, ""elegance in moderation"" .",I looked it up. It was cherries though not strawbs.
34294,"Yep. IIRC, he ate a ton of them, though, so, you know, ""elegance in moderation"" .",I looked it up. It was cherries though not strawbs.,TIL!
34295,Strawberries in whole milk tastes so good.,Have you thought of a name yet? 😊,Very berry straw-milk.
34296,Have you thought of a name yet? 😊,Very berry straw-milk.,"Ooooh, I like that one!"
34297,Strawberries in whole milk tastes so good.,"You know that Strawberry Milk is a thing, right? ",Yeah its mentioned in the OP.  This is without blending strawberries. 
34298,"You know that Strawberry Milk is a thing, right? ",Yeah its mentioned in the OP.  This is without blending strawberries. ,Is it mentioned? I don’t see it.
34299,Strawberries in whole milk tastes so good.,Now try it in heavy cream with a sprinkle of sugar. You can thank me later.,I do that with peaches. It's my favorite dessert ever. 
34300,Now try it in heavy cream with a sprinkle of sugar. You can thank me later.,I do that with peaches. It's my favorite dessert ever. ,"For someone with such a stinky name, you sure have good taste in confections."
34301,I do that with peaches. It's my favorite dessert ever. ,"For someone with such a stinky name, you sure have good taste in confections.",They don't stink. I promise 😉
34302,Does anybody else look at peoples Reddit history out of curiosity?,I usually do it when it's an aggressive person talking shit here and there.,To see if its usual for them to talk shit? Lol
34303,I usually do it when it's an aggressive person talking shit here and there.,To see if its usual for them to talk shit? Lol,"Yeah, to see the arguments lol"
34304,Does anybody else look at peoples Reddit history out of curiosity?,I only tend to do it if I think they might be an rtp/incel/t_d type.,trp/t_d?
34305,I only tend to do it if I think they might be an rtp/incel/t_d type.,trp/t_d?,[removed]
34306,I only tend to do it if I think they might be an rtp/incel/t_d type.,trp/t_d?,t\_d is The Donald I think.
34307,trp/t_d?,t\_d is The Donald I think.,"Ok, cool."
34308,t\_d is The Donald I think.,"Ok, cool.",and trp must be the red pill
34309,"Ok, cool.",and trp must be the red pill,Those people seem kinda nuts.
34310,and trp must be the red pill,Those people seem kinda nuts.,"Never really looked into it, but seing how they can be associated with the donald..."
34311,Those people seem kinda nuts.,"Never really looked into it, but seing how they can be associated with the donald...",Its concerning.
34312,Does anybody else look at peoples Reddit history out of curiosity?,"Yeah, I just checked yours. *eyes suspiciously dart from side to side*","Well, I guess I now have some snooping to do!!"
34313,"Yeah, I just checked yours. *eyes suspiciously dart from side to side*","Well, I guess I now have some snooping to do!!",Tell me what you find! *deletes all posts*
34314,Does anybody else look at peoples Reddit history out of curiosity?,"I see you grew up in a cult.... Interesting 

",You posted the same comment 5 times. 
34315,"I see you grew up in a cult.... Interesting 

",You posted the same comment 5 times. ,Reddit was screwing up earlier and making people multipost.
34316,You posted the same comment 5 times. ,Reddit was screwing up earlier and making people multipost.,Happens to me as well. Just wanted to make sure you noticed. 
34317,Reddit was screwing up earlier and making people multipost.,Happens to me as well. Just wanted to make sure you noticed. ,It wasn't me :)
34318,Happens to me as well. Just wanted to make sure you noticed. ,It wasn't me :),Shaggy?
34319,It wasn't me :),Shaggy?,Zoiks Scoob!!!!!!!
34320,Does anybody else look at peoples Reddit history out of curiosity?,I stumbled across this by going through your history,LOL
34321,I stumbled across this by going through your history,LOL,Damnn son you already on the internet 🤭 lol 
34322,LOL,Damnn son you already on the internet 🤭 lol ,LOL I got three more hours I am bindging haha
34323,Anyone else really just not enjoy Snapchat?,I just want Snapchat and instagram to merge and get it the fuck over with already,Insta does have stories and ephemeral messaging. But I barely use ether so idk
34324,I just want Snapchat and instagram to merge and get it the fuck over with already,Insta does have stories and ephemeral messaging. But I barely use ether so idk,Yeah but half of people use stories and the other half use Snapchat and it’s all disconnected
34325,Anyone else really just not enjoy Snapchat?,"I'm 16 and never had one, but I feel like it's prolly to late to start now. ","Nah it's definitely not too late. I didn't make mine until this year, at 18."
34326,"I'm 16 and never had one, but I feel like it's prolly to late to start now. ","Nah it's definitely not too late. I didn't make mine until this year, at 18.",I joined earlier this year and I was...25? 26? 
34327,"I'm 16 and never had one, but I feel like it's prolly to late to start now. ","Nah it's definitely not too late. I didn't make mine until this year, at 18.",Same! The only reason I still have it is to maintain streaks....
34328,What did you do this weekend?,"Taught my sister the basics of coding.

It's frustrating.","Bless your soul. We need more girl coders, so I thank you for your hard work :)"
34329,"Taught my sister the basics of coding.

It's frustrating.","Bless your soul. We need more girl coders, so I thank you for your hard work :)","Plz no.

My temperament isn't suited for teaching. 

...However, I'll do my best."
34330,What did you do this weekend?,"I did my last bit of revision for an exam that was yesterday (today Tuesday). 

",I hope the exam went well!
34331,"I did my last bit of revision for an exam that was yesterday (today Tuesday). 

",I hope the exam went well!,"Oh yes it did, Mandarin was easy! Only got a 79% though :("
34332,"Within 2 days of finishing college, I got offered my first job in the industry!",Where in Spain are you moving to? ,Madrid!
34333,Where in Spain are you moving to? ,Madrid!,No way! Very cool. I’m studying here in Valencia for 6 weeks. Madrid is amazing (:
34334,Where in Spain are you moving to? ,Madrid!,Do you speak Spanish?
34335,Madrid!,Do you speak Spanish?,"I do, it's my first language!"
34336,Just studying and looking to have some conversations while I do,sure we can talk.... ,How’s it going my dude?
34337,sure we can talk.... ,How’s it going my dude?,was learning some programming stuff ...lost my nerve...so came here to talk with someone ...  ;)
34338,How’s it going my dude?,was learning some programming stuff ...lost my nerve...so came here to talk with someone ...  ;),Well you came to the right place cause I enjoy talking to everyone
34339,was learning some programming stuff ...lost my nerve...so came here to talk with someone ...  ;),Well you came to the right place cause I enjoy talking to everyone,yea me too... im a computer science and engineering student what about you?
34340,Just studying and looking to have some conversations while I do,Im always open to chat with anyone. If you want.,Of course! All are welcome
34341,Im always open to chat with anyone. If you want.,Of course! All are welcome,Ok. You can ask me anything if you want. You got any hobbies?
34342,"I can spend $10,000 on absolutely anything I want and I have no idea how to do that. I'd love some ideas.",Gamble,"10,000 scratch off tickets or one round of roulette?"
34343,Gamble,"10,000 scratch off tickets or one round of roulette?","A bunch of rounds of roulette, blackjack, or poker"
34344,"I can spend $10,000 on absolutely anything I want and I have no idea how to do that. I'd love some ideas.",Smoke $100 of meth and the go back to work ,"I assume the other $9,900 will just be spent naturally after that. "
34345,Smoke $100 of meth and the go back to work ,"I assume the other $9,900 will just be spent naturally after that. ",One guy suggested the third world water improvement program 
34346,"I can spend $10,000 on absolutely anything I want and I have no idea how to do that. I'd love some ideas.",Take a vacation to Antarctica.,I didn't even know that was possible.  I do love some peace and quiet!
34347,Take a vacation to Antarctica.,I didn't even know that was possible.  I do love some peace and quiet!,"Anything is possible! If you actually go, let me know how it was."
34348,"I can spend $10,000 on absolutely anything I want and I have no idea how to do that. I'd love some ideas.",Take a trip to Newfoundland and stay at the Fogo Island Inn. ,"Well, they sure are proud of it!"
34349,Take a trip to Newfoundland and stay at the Fogo Island Inn. ,"Well, they sure are proud of it!",It’s a huge deal for Fogo Island. God’s country! 
34350,Community Conversation: E3 2018,#ELDER SCROLLS VI HYPE TRAIN ROLLING THROUGH THE STATION,Literaly gonna buy the next gen just to play this game as soon as it comes out
34351,#ELDER SCROLLS VI HYPE TRAIN ROLLING THROUGH THE STATION,Literaly gonna buy the next gen just to play this game as soon as it comes out,Why not buy a PC?
34352,"At age 25, I'll be starting my first job tomorrow",good lucc,Thanks! 
34353,good lucc,Thanks! ,Yw
34354,"At age 25, I'll be starting my first job tomorrow",Dude! I'm 25 and will also be starting my first job next Monday!,That's awesome! What kind of job is it?
34355,Dude! I'm 25 and will also be starting my first job next Monday!,That's awesome! What kind of job is it?,Something to do with digital ads. Kinda far from what I took in college.
34356,"At age 25, I'll be starting my first job tomorrow","No sweat, you’ll be alright. Don’t forget to smile!",:)
34357,"No sweat, you’ll be alright. Don’t forget to smile!",:),So how’d those first few days go 
34358,"At age 25, I'll be starting my first job tomorrow",What do you mean JUST ice cream,Right? Ice cream is LIFE. Especially when it's blistering hot outside.
34359,What do you mean JUST ice cream,Right? Ice cream is LIFE. Especially when it's blistering hot outside.,I’m 23 years old and still get excited when I hear an ice cream truck around the corner
34360,"At age 25, I'll be starting my first job tomorrow",Hey man I'm 25 in 2 weeks and starting my first job tomorrow as well. Best of luck dude,That's cool! Thank you and I wish you the best of luck right back!
34361,Hey man I'm 25 in 2 weeks and starting my first job tomorrow as well. Best of luck dude,That's cool! Thank you and I wish you the best of luck right back!,Hope it's going well for you man
34362,Does anyone else feel like they have different groups of friends and you would be too embarrassed to have them interact with each other?,Look at Mr Bigshot over here with multiple groups of friends.,"Ha, that's right nerds I have people who like my company!"
34363,Look at Mr Bigshot over here with multiple groups of friends.,"Ha, that's right nerds I have people who like my company!","Ooh little too real, tone it down a bit ;)"
34364,Look at Mr Bigshot over here with multiple groups of friends.,"Ha, that's right nerds I have people who like my company!","Your mom likes my company! ...*I mean, my mom likes my company*..."
34365,"Ha, that's right nerds I have people who like my company!","Your mom likes my company! ...*I mean, my mom likes my company*...",Be honest with yourself. Does she really?
34366,"Your mom likes my company! ...*I mean, my mom likes my company*...",Be honest with yourself. Does she really?,"Yes, I do"
34367,What is something special about your country?,"Im a fellow Singaporean ,hello my fellow Singaporean bro!",Ey bro! Didnt expect 1st comment to be from a singaporean sia haha
34368,"Im a fellow Singaporean ,hello my fellow Singaporean bro!",Ey bro! Didnt expect 1st comment to be from a singaporean sia haha,Ups la bro
34369,What is something special about your country?,Our national animal is a unicorn. God I hate this place but that is something to be proud of,"Which country is this?
"
34370,Our national animal is a unicorn. God I hate this place but that is something to be proud of,"Which country is this?
",Good ol’ scotland
34371,Reverse AMA/Spreading positivity/Fun Challenges,"What a neat idea! You can ask me anything, I'll try to be nice :)","Haha why are you going to try and be nice?

And thanks for the compliment. I strive for neat ;)"
34372,"What a neat idea! You can ask me anything, I'll try to be nice :)","Haha why are you going to try and be nice?

And thanks for the compliment. I strive for neat ;)",I just didn't want to scare you so you could comfortably ask me any question :P
34373,Reverse AMA/Spreading positivity/Fun Challenges,Ask me anything! :D,who is the best person of your life ? and why?
34374,Ask me anything! :D,who is the best person of your life ? and why?,Hmm... tough to answer tbh. Best in what regard? Narrow it down a bit for me lol
34375,who is the best person of your life ? and why?,Hmm... tough to answer tbh. Best in what regard? Narrow it down a bit for me lol,who was with u all the time... who kept u up ...who ud love to be with always
34376,Hmm... tough to answer tbh. Best in what regard? Narrow it down a bit for me lol,who was with u all the time... who kept u up ...who ud love to be with always,"Hmm, my ex fits that. But the both of us have moved on and our paths diverged"
34377,who was with u all the time... who kept u up ...who ud love to be with always,"Hmm, my ex fits that. But the both of us have moved on and our paths diverged",ohhh ok ...  :)
34378,Reverse AMA/Spreading positivity/Fun Challenges,"Can't sleep and stuck in my own head, AMA :)",What are your favorite meals to cook?
34379,"Can't sleep and stuck in my own head, AMA :)",What are your favorite meals to cook?,[removed]
34380,Reverse AMA/Spreading positivity/Fun Challenges,"this seems interesting, hit me with something ","If you could be someone's ""apprentice"" who would you want it be?"
34381,"this seems interesting, hit me with something ","If you could be someone's ""apprentice"" who would you want it be?",hmm... someone specific? or for a specific trade/career?
34382,"If you could be someone's ""apprentice"" who would you want it be?",hmm... someone specific? or for a specific trade/career?,Someone specific would be great! You can choose a career though if you want.
34383,hmm... someone specific? or for a specific trade/career?,Someone specific would be great! You can choose a career though if you want.,living? or anyone?
34384,Someone specific would be great! You can choose a career though if you want.,living? or anyone?,"Hmm answer both :) please
"
34385,Reverse AMA/Spreading positivity/Fun Challenges,"Alright I’m down, ask away!","Haha sounds like you had to work up some courage to comment.

What is worth fighting for?"
34386,"Alright I’m down, ask away!","Haha sounds like you had to work up some courage to comment.

What is worth fighting for?","Ooooof this is broad.

What you believe in, or what is morally right."
34387,I'm down to chat about anything,I'm just playing on the WOWS Test Server right now so I guess we can talk about that. ,World of Warcraft test sever or something else?
34388,I'm just playing on the WOWS Test Server right now so I guess we can talk about that. ,World of Warcraft test sever or something else?,World of Warships
34389,World of Warcraft test sever or something else?,World of Warships,Ah have a buddy that plays that. I never tried it. Does it ever feel pay to win?
34390,I'm down to chat about anything,Chugged some NyQuil ,Nice. You wont be talking to me for long then i take it lol.
34391,Chugged some NyQuil ,Nice. You wont be talking to me for long then i take it lol.,"I can only hope. “It isn’t you, it’s me”"
34392,Nice. You wont be talking to me for long then i take it lol.,"I can only hope. “It isn’t you, it’s me”",Lol i get it. Any reason you chugged it? Long day today?
34393,"I can only hope. “It isn’t you, it’s me”",Lol i get it. Any reason you chugged it? Long day today?,Yea. in a bit of a mental funk
34394,Lol i get it. Any reason you chugged it? Long day today?,Yea. in a bit of a mental funk,Dam hope a good rest helps u with it
34395,Yea. in a bit of a mental funk,Dam hope a good rest helps u with it,thank you 
34396,I'm down to chat about anything,Am I too late?,Nope ill talk to anyone whenever. Even if the post was archived lol.
34397,Am I too late?,Nope ill talk to anyone whenever. Even if the post was archived lol.,Great then...although I kinda forgot what I was gonna say lol
34398,Nope ill talk to anyone whenever. Even if the post was archived lol.,Great then...although I kinda forgot what I was gonna say lol,Say anything or just ask me stuff if you want.
34399,Great then...although I kinda forgot what I was gonna say lol,Say anything or just ask me stuff if you want.,What is something you really enjoy doing or are passionate about?
34400,What do you guys do on your nights alone?,self harm,Wow.
34401,self harm,Wow.,That escalated quickly.
34402,What do you guys do on your nights alone?,"Either browsing my social media apps, watch TV, play Xbox, or listen to music",What games do you play?
34403,"Either browsing my social media apps, watch TV, play Xbox, or listen to music",What games do you play?,Hbu?
34404,What do you guys do on your nights alone?,Does masturbation count as a hobby?,Duh
34405,Does masturbation count as a hobby?,Duh,Thank god
34406,What do you guys do on your nights alone?,[removed],[removed]
34407,What do you guys do on your nights alone?,I smoke a jazz cigarette and program/YouTube/YouTube/games/vr,"&gt; jazz cigarette

I love that this phrase is making a comeback"
34408,I smoke a jazz cigarette and program/YouTube/YouTube/games/vr,"&gt; jazz cigarette

I love that this phrase is making a comeback",I love saying it lmao
34409,What do you guys do on your nights alone?,I smoke a jazz cigarette and program/YouTube/YouTube/games/vr,Unbelievable I had to scroll so much down to find the right answer:)
34410,I smoke a jazz cigarette and program/YouTube/YouTube/games/vr,Unbelievable I had to scroll so much down to find the right answer:),Glad I had the truth &lt;3
34411,"I got braces today at age 26! Has anyone else done things ""late"" in life?","I’m 25 and still need to learn how to drive.

I’ve had a lot of vision issues holding me back.","33 and hoping to learn this year! Good luck, us!"
34412,"I’m 25 and still need to learn how to drive.

I’ve had a lot of vision issues holding me back.","33 and hoping to learn this year! Good luck, us!",Yes! Good luck to you as well! 😊👍🏻
34413,"I’m 25 and still need to learn how to drive.

I’ve had a lot of vision issues holding me back.","33 and hoping to learn this year! Good luck, us!",Right there with you at 32 years old!
34414,"33 and hoping to learn this year! Good luck, us!",Right there with you at 32 years old!,Good luck! :)
34415,"I got braces today at age 26! Has anyone else done things ""late"" in life?","I got braces  at 25, had my first kid at 33 and graduated college at 40. ",Congrats on college!!! What did you study? 
34416,"I got braces  at 25, had my first kid at 33 and graduated college at 40. ",Congrats on college!!! What did you study? ,Business. 
34417,"I got braces today at age 26! Has anyone else done things ""late"" in life?",I think I might need to get mine too. And I ain't getting any younger 😢,"It’s actually not THAT bad, just painful in the cheeks. It’ll be worth it for the smile! "
34418,I think I might need to get mine too. And I ain't getting any younger 😢,"It’s actually not THAT bad, just painful in the cheeks. It’ll be worth it for the smile! ",But two whole years! Wow. That's gonna be tough. Why isn't magic a real thing lol
34419,"I got braces today at age 26! Has anyone else done things ""late"" in life?","I’ve gone through 2 rounds of braces. Here I am at 26, in bed, wearing a retainer.",2 rounds! Did you forget to wear your retainer the first time? 
34420,"I’ve gone through 2 rounds of braces. Here I am at 26, in bed, wearing a retainer.",2 rounds! Did you forget to wear your retainer the first time? ,I wore the retainer for about 6 months then got tired and stopped. But now I wear it every day.
34421,"I got braces today at age 26! Has anyone else done things ""late"" in life?",I didn't visit a dentist for the first time until I was about 21/22,Omg what?? What were the shape of your teeth? 
34422,I didn't visit a dentist for the first time until I was about 21/22,Omg what?? What were the shape of your teeth? ,Absolutely fine - the bottom few at the front are minorly crooked but not much. 
34423,Omg what?? What were the shape of your teeth? ,Absolutely fine - the bottom few at the front are minorly crooked but not much. ,And no cavities? I’m amazed! 
34424,Sad songs recommendations?,Casimir Pulaski Day by Sufjan Stevens,How could you mention sad sufjan and not throw out The Only Thing and Fourth of July?
34425,Casimir Pulaski Day by Sufjan Stevens,How could you mention sad sufjan and not throw out The Only Thing and Fourth of July?,Fourth of July is weepy af :’(
34426,Sad songs recommendations?,Delicate by Damian Rice. I cried many a time to this song in high school.,Way ahead of you on that one.  Damien Rice is amazing.
34427,Delicate by Damian Rice. I cried many a time to this song in high school.,Way ahead of you on that one.  Damien Rice is amazing.,He really knows how to set the melancholy mood and punch you in the gut.
34428,Way ahead of you on that one.  Damien Rice is amazing.,He really knows how to set the melancholy mood and punch you in the gut.,So true.  I love watching his live stuff on YouTube.
34429,Friday Truth or Truth,"I pick truth. If that option is already taken, I'll take a truth instead.","#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Is the loneliest number?"
34430,"I pick truth. If that option is already taken, I'll take a truth instead.","#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Is the loneliest number?",2?
34431,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Is the loneliest number?",2?,I see you're two and raise you pi's last digit
34432,Friday Truth or Truth,Truth or truth,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** is the best joke?"
34433,Truth or truth,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** is the best joke?",The entirety of my life 
34434,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** is the best joke?",The entirety of my life ,But I'm not laughing
34435,The entirety of my life ,But I'm not laughing,You would be if you knew me irl!
34436,But I'm not laughing,You would be if you knew me irl!,why?
34437,Friday Truth or Truth,I’d like to put my fate to test with truth,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Is your fate?"
34438,I’d like to put my fate to test with truth,"#BRAVE CONTENDER

**WHAT** Is your fate?",To EAT
34439,Ask or tell me anything you want!,Hows the weather by you?,Pretty hot. I almost didn't make it into work from the parking lot. Lol. By you?
34440,Hows the weather by you?,Pretty hot. I almost didn't make it into work from the parking lot. Lol. By you?,"Its perfect! Been laying in my backyard watching clouds for a while, camt complain"
34441,Ask or tell me anything you want!,Hockey game is tied 0-0 its a good game so far!,Nothing is happening with the score and that's a good thing?
34442,Hockey game is tied 0-0 its a good game so far!,Nothing is happening with the score and that's a good thing?,Not loosing is good! Plus they're playing really aggressively which is entertaining :)
34443,Nothing is happening with the score and that's a good thing?,Not loosing is good! Plus they're playing really aggressively which is entertaining :),Any fights yet?
34444,Not loosing is good! Plus they're playing really aggressively which is entertaining :),Any fights yet?,Not yet ;) what are you up to?
34445,I will spend my year 2019 in Antarctica. I have been told today that my luggage has to be prepared by september. What useful/useless/unusual things should I take with me ?,Settlers of Catan! It's a great way to bond with your new coworkers. ,I also recommend Dungeons and Dragons
34446,Settlers of Catan! It's a great way to bond with your new coworkers. ,I also recommend Dungeons and Dragons,Too niche. Need to bring something that a larger population will enjoy. 
34447,I will spend my year 2019 in Antarctica. I have been told today that my luggage has to be prepared by september. What useful/useless/unusual things should I take with me ?,Settlers of Catan! It's a great way to bond with your new coworkers. ,Counterpoint: bring Monopoly. Make enemies as soon as you arrive. 
34448,Settlers of Catan! It's a great way to bond with your new coworkers. ,Counterpoint: bring Monopoly. Make enemies as soon as you arrive. ,Uno is the real enemy maker.
34449,How many hours of sleep do you personally need to feel properly energized during the day?,8\-9 hours,Do you always get that? Are you very disciplined about going to bed on time?
34450,8\-9 hours,Do you always get that? Are you very disciplined about going to bed on time?,"No, the average is 7 hours, a couple days out of this week I had 4 hour sessions."
34451,Do you always get that? Are you very disciplined about going to bed on time?,"No, the average is 7 hours, a couple days out of this week I had 4 hour sessions.",4h is rough!! I would not be a happy camper 
34452,How many hours of sleep do you personally need to feel properly energized during the day?,7-8 I’ve been getting too much sleep now actually lol and it’s making me more tired.,"Haha yeah I find if I get say... 9h of sleep, I'm super tired later in the day"
34453,7-8 I’ve been getting too much sleep now actually lol and it’s making me more tired.,"Haha yeah I find if I get say... 9h of sleep, I'm super tired later in the day",Which is sort of what I did today so feeling pretty tired still.
34454,How many hours of sleep do you personally need to feel properly energized during the day?,Peraonally I have found about 4- 5 but more than that I feel sleepy all day. ,Oh wow not much then! Honestly I wish I could get by on that much
34455,Peraonally I have found about 4- 5 but more than that I feel sleepy all day. ,Oh wow not much then! Honestly I wish I could get by on that much,Yeah discovered by accident but I love sleep to much so I over sleep all the time 
34456,How many hours of sleep do you personally need to feel properly energized during the day?,10 hours +15 minutes after I wake up,That's a lot of sleep!! Are you dedicated to going to bed on time every night?
34457,10 hours +15 minutes after I wake up,That's a lot of sleep!! Are you dedicated to going to bed on time every night?,"No, most of the time I stay up ti'll 10:50 - 11:20"
34458,That's a lot of sleep!! Are you dedicated to going to bed on time every night?,"No, most of the time I stay up ti'll 10:50 - 11:20",Haha going to bed on time is hard
34459,"No, most of the time I stay up ti'll 10:50 - 11:20",Haha going to bed on time is hard,"You got that right, I mostly spend my time on this subreddit actually"
34460,Haha going to bed on time is hard,"You got that right, I mostly spend my time on this subreddit actually",Oh really! Just chatting away all that valuable sleeping time haha :P
34461,"You got that right, I mostly spend my time on this subreddit actually",Oh really! Just chatting away all that valuable sleeping time haha :P,Yes! Exactly what I'm doing now! It's summer here and it's like 4AM!
34462,Oh really! Just chatting away all that valuable sleeping time haha :P,Yes! Exactly what I'm doing now! It's summer here and it's like 4AM!,Haha you're dedicated. Summer here too but only 4:40pm. 
34463,Yes! Exactly what I'm doing now! It's summer here and it's like 4AM!,Haha you're dedicated. Summer here too but only 4:40pm. ,Well hello from the other side of the world then :D
34464,Haha you're dedicated. Summer here too but only 4:40pm. ,Well hello from the other side of the world then :D,"Haha hello from Canada. 
I'm on the bus going home from work and fighting to not doze off :)"
34465,Well hello from the other side of the world then :D,"Haha hello from Canada. 
I'm on the bus going home from work and fighting to not doze off :)",Goodluck with that then lol
34466,How many kids do you want to have?,0,Preach
34467,0,Preach,Amen
34468,"Karma makes me kinda happy, I don’t know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯",Well have exactly one free karma from me then :),hehe thank you thank you thank you. 
34469,Well have exactly one free karma from me then :),hehe thank you thank you thank you. ,"You're welcome, I too enjoy Karma lol."
34470,Well have exactly one free karma from me then :),hehe thank you thank you thank you. ,And from me too! Both of you! 
34471,"Karma makes me kinda happy, I don’t know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯",I like Karma as well. ,me too
34472,I like Karma as well. ,me too,me too
34473,me too,me too,me too
34474,me too,me too,Karma for all you beautiful people!
34475,"Karma makes me kinda happy, I don’t know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯","I agree with you,but getting replies and comments makes me happier",It gives me something to do when I'm bored. 
34476,"I agree with you,but getting replies and comments makes me happier",It gives me something to do when I'm bored. ,Just commenting to contribute to your fight against boredom. &lt;3
34477,It gives me something to do when I'm bored. ,Just commenting to contribute to your fight against boredom. &lt;3,Thank you for supporting the cause. :)
34478,Just commenting to contribute to your fight against boredom. &lt;3,Thank you for supporting the cause. :),You are so welcome.
34479,Thank you for supporting the cause. :),You are so welcome.,"I have nothing important to add, but I just wanted to keep this going. Good day."
34480,You are so welcome.,"I have nothing important to add, but I just wanted to keep this going. Good day.",Agreed. I'm fine with more reddit notifications why not.
34481,"I have nothing important to add, but I just wanted to keep this going. Good day.",Agreed. I'm fine with more reddit notifications why not.,Have one more :)
34482,Agreed. I'm fine with more reddit notifications why not.,Have one more :),Goodnight &lt;3
34483,You are so welcome.,"I have nothing important to add, but I just wanted to keep this going. Good day.","equally unimportant, I just wanted to say I like your presence. "
34484,"I have nothing important to add, but I just wanted to keep this going. Good day.","equally unimportant, I just wanted to say I like your presence. ",Very appreciate. 
34485,"Karma makes me kinda happy, I don’t know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯",It's nice once you get access to the Karma Store. Here's an upvote to get you closer!,"Thank you, take one for stopping by. "
34486,It's nice once you get access to the Karma Store. Here's an upvote to get you closer!,"Thank you, take one for stopping by. ",Good luck to you and your karma kareer
34487,"Thank you, take one for stopping by. ",Good luck to you and your karma kareer,I’ll remember to mention you at the karmies. 
34488,Good luck to you and your karma kareer,I’ll remember to mention you at the karmies. ,🤩🤩🤩
34489,"Karma makes me kinda happy, I don’t know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯",Don't trust people with a lot of karma. ,What’s a lot of karma to you? 
34490,Don't trust people with a lot of karma. ,What’s a lot of karma to you? ,Anything over 5 or 10k.
34491,What’s a lot of karma to you? ,Anything over 5 or 10k.,You can trust me then. 
34492,Anything over 5 or 10k.,You can trust me then. ,not for long
34493,You can trust me then. ,not for long,nah I think my 15 mins of fame are up. Your trust is probably worth more anyways.  
34494,"Karma makes me kinda happy, I don’t know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯",I feel the same. Getting 11.7k karma in one post got me flying. ,hot damn. 
34495,I feel the same. Getting 11.7k karma in one post got me flying. ,hot damn. ,I know right lol. Before that I never realized how hard it was to actually get karma 
34496,hot damn. ,I know right lol. Before that I never realized how hard it was to actually get karma ,this is some labour intensive stuff my man 
34497,I know right lol. Before that I never realized how hard it was to actually get karma ,this is some labour intensive stuff my man ,I'm up voting all your comments just cuz lol
34498,What's your dream job?,A soldier!,That's an easy one too get into atleast. They are always looking for people to join up.
34499,A soldier!,That's an easy one too get into atleast. They are always looking for people to join up.,"Not in my country, no. "
34500,That's an easy one too get into atleast. They are always looking for people to join up.,"Not in my country, no. ",Oh well shit. Well are the steps getting into it with in reach if you work at it atleast?
34501,Getting Called Chocolate,Hello,Hello :)
34502,Hello,Hello :),This could be the start of something new
34503,Hello :),This could be the start of something new,Sounds like a start of a Taylor Swift song. I don't know why? Lol. 
34504,This could be the start of something new,Sounds like a start of a Taylor Swift song. I don't know why? Lol. ,High school musical actually lol
34505,Come Brag About Yourself,I moved out on my own for the first time in my life a month ago. 3000km away from my family,Well somebody likes taking the iniative. That’s a long move.
34506,I moved out on my own for the first time in my life a month ago. 3000km away from my family,Well somebody likes taking the iniative. That’s a long move.,It was. I miss living in a house. In 11 months when my lease is up I really want to buy one. 
34507,Come Brag About Yourself,Ive made it 10 hours into my 4th attempt to quit nicotine. THIS IS HELL!!!!!,"Congrats, now double that."
34508,Ive made it 10 hours into my 4th attempt to quit nicotine. THIS IS HELL!!!!!,"Congrats, now double that.",I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN!!! AAAAHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!! AND THIS HEADACHE!! 
34509,"Congrats, now double that.",I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN!!! AAAAHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!! AND THIS HEADACHE!! ,Fun Fact: You can
34510,I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN!!! AAAAHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!! AND THIS HEADACHE!! ,Fun Fact: You can,FUCK FACTS!! HAGgasvgggggaaa! This is hell. I can't go on with my life. Aaaaa
34511,Fun Fact: You can,FUCK FACTS!! HAGgasvgggggaaa! This is hell. I can't go on with my life. Aaaaa,Fuck Pain. You can go on. You will go on. 
34512,FUCK FACTS!! HAGgasvgggggaaa! This is hell. I can't go on with my life. Aaaaa,Fuck Pain. You can go on. You will go on. ,Suppose I could I once went through 2 months of marijuana withdrawal. Now sober almost 5 years.
34513,Fuck Pain. You can go on. You will go on. ,Suppose I could I once went through 2 months of marijuana withdrawal. Now sober almost 5 years.,"That’s the spirit.

#SHOW PAIN WHO’S THE MOTHERFUCKING BOSS"
34514,My favorite part about being an Uber/lyft driver is when I'm able to help somebody through a tough time.,Knowing that you’ve helped someone in a positive way is one of the best feeling their is.,Absolutely. Spreading positivity around like that is a wonderful feeling. 
34515,Knowing that you’ve helped someone in a positive way is one of the best feeling their is.,Absolutely. Spreading positivity around like that is a wonderful feeling. ,Positive Mental Attitude!
34516,Anyone else think all Marvel movies are kinda the same?,"I stopped watching movies, period. I'm too depressed",Ok? So fix that instead of telling us about it 
34517,"I stopped watching movies, period. I'm too depressed",Ok? So fix that instead of telling us about it ,Fuck you. 
34518,Worst rejection you got from a crush?,"""I'm more interested in your brother"" (I'm a girl)",Would be a better response if you were a guy
34519,"""I'm more interested in your brother"" (I'm a girl)",Would be a better response if you were a guy,Why? 
34520,Worst rejection you got from a crush?,"""tbh I can't stand you"" it was worst because she was my Best friend so double ouch.",Y I ke s
34521,"""tbh I can't stand you"" it was worst because she was my Best friend so double ouch.",Y I ke s,Shit could get.... menacinnnn
34522,Worst rejection you got from a crush?,Yes in person and then a no over text about 8 hours later,Best 8 hours tho lol
34523,Yes in person and then a no over text about 8 hours later,Best 8 hours tho lol,100% worth it 
34524,whats the simplest thing that causes you high levels of anxiety??,Name a thing. Any thing.,2 puppies tryna fit into a small box??
34525,Name a thing. Any thing.,2 puppies tryna fit into a small box??,What if they hurt each other? Or break the box?
34526,whats the simplest thing that causes you high levels of anxiety??,Direct emails from upper management.,but only when theve got a wee red flag on them hahaha
34527,Direct emails from upper management.,but only when theve got a wee red flag on them hahaha,"yes, that red flag or red exclamation point that exudes anxiety-inducing aura."
34528,What was the last album you listened to all the way through?,Wow i have never sat and listened to an album all the way through. Have to try it one day.,I highly recommend it. 
34529,Wow i have never sat and listened to an album all the way through. Have to try it one day.,I highly recommend it. ,Definitly will do some day.
34530,Who else has random bursts of cringe when they think about their past?,Yes. I even make sounds out loud or try to verbally change the topic to distract my thoughts.,Are you me?
34531,Yes. I even make sounds out loud or try to verbally change the topic to distract my thoughts.,Are you me?,"No, I am Me, You is You."
34532,Who else has random bursts of cringe when they think about their past?,Yes. I even make sounds out loud or try to verbally change the topic to distract my thoughts.,are we twins?
34533,Yes. I even make sounds out loud or try to verbally change the topic to distract my thoughts.,are we twins?,"You're a genetic masterpiece and an awesome dude, so yeah, probably."
34534,Who else has random bursts of cringe when they think about their past?,"Something I do this and audibly groan or mutter ""fuck""...","Me too. I call it ""regret Tourette's."""
34535,"Something I do this and audibly groan or mutter ""fuck""...","Me too. I call it ""regret Tourette's.""",Rougrettes? I do it too -.-
34536,"Something I do this and audibly groan or mutter ""fuck""...","Me too. I call it ""regret Tourette's.""",Stealing this. Thank you. 
34537,I'm turning 18 today and I don't feel like an adult,"Felt the same, still feel that way to be honest and I turn 20 this year. ",Let's just keep being children then :D
34538,"Felt the same, still feel that way to be honest and I turn 20 this year. ",Let's just keep being children then :D,If only that was a possibility lol 
34539,Let's just keep being children then :D,If only that was a possibility lol ,I'd say it is. It's mostly a state of mind.
34540,If only that was a possibility lol ,I'd say it is. It's mostly a state of mind.,"True, my dad is still in his early 20s in his mind and he is reacting his 60s lol "
34541,I'd say it is. It's mostly a state of mind.,"True, my dad is still in his early 20s in his mind and he is reacting his 60s lol ",Same with mine \:D
34542,"True, my dad is still in his early 20s in his mind and he is reacting his 60s lol ",Same with mine \:D,Haha guess a lot of people in older age is like that 
34543,Same with mine \:D,Haha guess a lot of people in older age is like that ,It's a good thing I think. Gotta stay young!
34544,Haha guess a lot of people in older age is like that ,It's a good thing I think. Gotta stay young!,Can’t grow to old in once mind :) 
34545,It's a good thing I think. Gotta stay young!,Can’t grow to old in once mind :) ,Yup!
34546,I'd say it is. It's mostly a state of mind.,"True, my dad is still in his early 20s in his mind and he is reacting his 60s lol ",Your dad sounds like he knows how to party. 
34547,"True, my dad is still in his early 20s in his mind and he is reacting his 60s lol ",Your dad sounds like he knows how to party. ,That’s one way to put it lol 
34548,I'm turning 18 today and I don't feel like an adult,Where do you live that you get to drink at 18?,France! Where do *you* live and what's the legal drinking age there?
34549,Where do you live that you get to drink at 18?,France! Where do *you* live and what's the legal drinking age there?,"Here in the US it's 21 in most states, in a few others I think it might be 18"
34550,France! Where do *you* live and what's the legal drinking age there?,"Here in the US it's 21 in most states, in a few others I think it might be 18",Oh really? TIL. In Europe I think it's 18 pretty much everywhere.
34551,"Here in the US it's 21 in most states, in a few others I think it might be 18",Oh really? TIL. In Europe I think it's 18 pretty much everywhere.,"Yeah, I think most countries in general seem hold the drinking age at 18"
34552,What do you watch or listen to when you need cheering up?,Any of the Simpsons seasons 3-9!,I was actually watching the Simpson just a few minutes ago!
34553,Any of the Simpsons seasons 3-9!,I was actually watching the Simpson just a few minutes ago!,Right on! Which one?
34554,What can I add to my scrambled eggs to make them more interesting?,Try soy sauce instead of salt! ,ooh that might be good
34555,Try soy sauce instead of salt! ,ooh that might be good,I'm actually curious. Report back the results!
34556,What can I add to my scrambled eggs to make them more interesting?,"Diced ham, sautéed onion, garlic, cheese. I add a tablespoon of evaporated milk",Thanks fellow JAG
34557,"Diced ham, sautéed onion, garlic, cheese. I add a tablespoon of evaporated milk",Thanks fellow JAG,Of course. :)
34558,Help improve my english. Please.,Your English is better than many native English speakers.  Consider yourself fluent.,Thanks! But I have a lot to improve.
34559,Your English is better than many native English speakers.  Consider yourself fluent.,Thanks! But I have a lot to improve.,"You will ALWAYS have room for improvement.  But to me, a native English speaker, you speak well."
34560,Anyone have a hobby and or thing they do for fun and on their own time that you feel nervous to share with people?,I knit. I'm a 20 year old software development major. Nobody can ever know.,your secret is safe with me
34561,I knit. I'm a 20 year old software development major. Nobody can ever know.,your secret is safe with me,Thanks friend :)
34562,Anyone have a hobby and or thing they do for fun and on their own time that you feel nervous to share with people?,I knit. I'm a 20 year old software development major. Nobody can ever know.,"Are you me from a parallel universe? 
I'm 20, software engineering major, and I knit in secret.."
34563,I knit. I'm a 20 year old software development major. Nobody can ever know.,"Are you me from a parallel universe? 
I'm 20, software engineering major, and I knit in secret..","Perhaps! Now the real question is, do we also look the same? :o"
34564,"I'm creating a playlist with upbeat, happy songs...help me create it!",You need Keep Ya Head Up! Such a classic feel good song,"Oh, I completely agree. Thank you!"
34565,You need Keep Ya Head Up! Such a classic feel good song,"Oh, I completely agree. Thank you!",No problem!
34566,"I'm creating a playlist with upbeat, happy songs...help me create it!",Eric prydz - generate,Pretty much any song by Eric Prydz. He's that good.
34567,Eric prydz - generate,Pretty much any song by Eric Prydz. He's that good.,"Dang, I'll put him at the top of my list for artists to check out then!"
34568,Pretty much any song by Eric Prydz. He's that good.,"Dang, I'll put him at the top of my list for artists to check out then!",Do check him out! Hope you like the music!
34569,"I'm creating a playlist with upbeat, happy songs...help me create it!",Would you be open to foreign/non-English songs?,"Of course! I occasionally dabble in k-pop and j-pop, and I have a few french songs I like"
34570,Would you be open to foreign/non-English songs?,"Of course! I occasionally dabble in k-pop and j-pop, and I have a few french songs I like",Blacko - Accroche a mes reves
34571,"I'm creating a playlist with upbeat, happy songs...help me create it!",Any song by Kygo is what you'd be looking for!,I'll check him out. Thank you!
34572,Any song by Kygo is what you'd be looking for!,I'll check him out. Thank you!,You're welcome! Hope you enjoy the music.
34573,"I'm creating a playlist with upbeat, happy songs...help me create it!",“I’m in love with My Life” by Phases!,Thanks for the suggestions!
34574,“I’m in love with My Life” by Phases!,Thanks for the suggestions!,I’d love to know what you think! And none of them are about romance. :)
34575,I tried to kill myself two months ago. Tomorrow I'm starting my first job in 10 years.,Well done! What's your new role? ,It's an office environment but nothing too fancy.
34576,Well done! What's your new role? ,It's an office environment but nothing too fancy.,I love my office job! I wish you the best of luck on your first day!
34577,Well done! What's your new role? ,It's an office environment but nothing too fancy.,"Good luck, and don't forget - enjoy it! "
34578,I tried to kill myself two months ago. Tomorrow I'm starting my first job in 10 years.,This is not casual... please seek help,I have a wonderful therapist. Thank you for commenting 🙂
34579,This is not casual... please seek help,I have a wonderful therapist. Thank you for commenting 🙂,Glad to hear that. Take care of yourself! Hope the job goes well!
34580,Who is ready to start an amazing friendship with an amazing person (me)?,I wanna be friends!!!,OH MY FUCKING LORD ZELDA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE SO GLAD YOU CAME BY WOW 
34581,I wanna be friends!!!,OH MY FUCKING LORD ZELDA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE SO GLAD YOU CAME BY WOW ,"Don’t be overwhelmed by my presence, mon petite oiseau. I’m here to party! "
34582,OH MY FUCKING LORD ZELDA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE SO GLAD YOU CAME BY WOW ,"Don’t be overwhelmed by my presence, mon petite oiseau. I’m here to party! ","So am I princess!

So tell me, what's your favorite.......... video game? "
34583,Who is ready to start an amazing friendship with an amazing person (me)?,Me I need new friends you seem cool ,I need new friends as well so it's a pleasure and thanks
34584,Me I need new friends you seem cool ,I need new friends as well so it's a pleasure and thanks,Tell me your best perv joke 
34585,"2 years ago I was unemployed and incredibly depressed with no idea how I was going to support my 4 children on my own, last year I was 5 months in to my new job and so happy I got a dollar raise and making $14 an hour. Last week I was offered a job making 45k a year.",Are you a woman?,Can you read?
34586,Are you a woman?,Can you read?,I read now you are dad. Thanks for the constructive critisism
34587,"2 years ago I was unemployed and incredibly depressed with no idea how I was going to support my 4 children on my own, last year I was 5 months in to my new job and so happy I got a dollar raise and making $14 an hour. Last week I was offered a job making 45k a year.","So... you don't believe in condoms, lol?",Co co con dums? What is this word you speak of?
34588,"So... you don't believe in condoms, lol?",Co co con dums? What is this word you speak of?,"Something responsible people wrap over their knob so they don't breed like rodents, bro."
34589,What’s everyone up too tonight?,Watching breaking bad and eating my weight in chocolate ,"Breaking bad is such a good show! White, milk or dark?"
34590,Watching breaking bad and eating my weight in chocolate ,"Breaking bad is such a good show! White, milk or dark?",It is! I’m just now getting into it. And dark chocolate 
34591,What book(s) left a mark on you?,"Count of Monte Cristo, by Alexander dumas. Changed my life forever for the better ",I can't read his name without thinking of The Shawshank Redemption 
34592,"Count of Monte Cristo, by Alexander dumas. Changed my life forever for the better ",I can't read his name without thinking of The Shawshank Redemption ,Fantastic movie.
34593,What are you excited for next week?,"Can't think of anything in particular.  I just have work scheduled, no other plans so far ","Yeah, some weeks just feel ""same-y"" but I hope you find something either this week or next week."
34594,"Can't think of anything in particular.  I just have work scheduled, no other plans so far ","Yeah, some weeks just feel ""same-y"" but I hope you find something either this week or next week.","I think the next thing I have in store is mid way through July, lol"
34595,"Yeah, some weeks just feel ""same-y"" but I hope you find something either this week or next week.","I think the next thing I have in store is mid way through July, lol",Not that far away but you can push through it.
34596,"Whenever I look in the mirror I feel like ""Hey, this boy is me...and I like this boy""","lol I don't even shower w/ the lights on, yet alone try to look in the mirror ",Try it :)
34597,"lol I don't even shower w/ the lights on, yet alone try to look in the mirror ",Try it :),"lol I'd have to lose a solid 20 lbs first, if not, 25 "
34598,Try it :),"lol I'd have to lose a solid 20 lbs first, if not, 25 ","20 lbs are 9 kilogram, how that? Are you okey?
If it is something dangerous please get help :/"
34599,"Whenever I look in the mirror I feel like ""Hey, this boy is me...and I like this boy""",God I wish that was me. When I look in the mirror too long I can’t recognize myself.,is it the drugs? it's usually the drugs when that happens.
34600,God I wish that was me. When I look in the mirror too long I can’t recognize myself.,is it the drugs? it's usually the drugs when that happens.,Happens sober too
34601,I'm becoming something I don't want to be,I think an occupational therapist can help. Good luck!,"I'm going to look into this, thank you!"
34602,I think an occupational therapist can help. Good luck!,"I'm going to look into this, thank you!",Maybe dept of vocational rehabilitation for your state can help you.
34603,I'm becoming something I don't want to be,awareness is the first step to absolution.,"Thanks man, that's one good thing I tell myself when I notice I start bullying myself too much."
34604,awareness is the first step to absolution.,"Thanks man, that's one good thing I tell myself when I notice I start bullying myself too much.","Start making friends with that bully is my advice.

Keep going."
34605,Today I officially finished college and became a Registered Nurse!,"Good job! 

I’m really proud of you :)",How can you be proud of someone you've never met?
34606,"Good job! 

I’m really proud of you :)",How can you be proud of someone you've never met?,They can't. It's just something people say online to be nice to each other. They're empty words.
34607,How can you be proud of someone you've never met?,They can't. It's just something people say online to be nice to each other. They're empty words.,"Empty words or not, I don't care. Thank you!"
34608,They can't. It's just something people say online to be nice to each other. They're empty words.,"Empty words or not, I don't care. Thank you!","Empty words or not, I don't care. Thank you u/stubbs242 !"
34609,How can you be proud of someone you've never met?,They can't. It's just something people say online to be nice to each other. They're empty words.,Well I've never met *you* but I feel sorry for you. 
34610,They can't. It's just something people say online to be nice to each other. They're empty words.,Well I've never met *you* but I feel sorry for you. ,We're friends and believe me you don't have to feel sorry for him 
34611,"Good job! 

I’m really proud of you :)",How can you be proud of someone you've never met?,It's called empathy.
34612,"Good job! 

I’m really proud of you :)",How can you be proud of someone you've never met?,Robot detected.
34613,"Good job! 

I’m really proud of you :)",How can you be proud of someone you've never met?,.
34614,Today I officially finished college and became a Registered Nurse!,Tell us if your work life is like *Scrubs*,Yea I’m curious to see what the janitor is like. He seems funny 
34615,Tell us if your work life is like *Scrubs*,Yea I’m curious to see what the janitor is like. He seems funny ,You mean Dr. Jan Itor?
34616,Today I officially finished college and became a Registered Nurse!,"Enjoy it! It is quite the rewarding profession, and you guys are SO undervalued. 

Congrats!!!!",True words. Many people don't see the full picture behind nursing.
34617,"Enjoy it! It is quite the rewarding profession, and you guys are SO undervalued. 

Congrats!!!!",True words. Many people don't see the full picture behind nursing.,"Yep, my sister is a nurse, so I get a pretty good picture and discussion about it"
34618,True words. Many people don't see the full picture behind nursing.,"Yep, my sister is a nurse, so I get a pretty good picture and discussion about it","The stories from work are fascinating sometimes, aren't they?"
34619,Today I officially finished college and became a Registered Nurse!,The shitposts and real posts are good on /r/nursing if you haven't subbed yet :),"Subbed for a while already, as you said, some are truly realistic, and some are complete shit. "
34620,The shitposts and real posts are good on /r/nursing if you haven't subbed yet :),"Subbed for a while already, as you said, some are truly realistic, and some are complete shit. ",Some posts about literal shit as well
34621,"Subbed for a while already, as you said, some are truly realistic, and some are complete shit. ",Some posts about literal shit as well,"Daily dose of work-related stuff, even when you thought you won't see it again that day!"
34622,Today I officially finished college and became a Registered Nurse!,"You’re not a competent nurse yet, but congrats!","Not even close, but with experience, the level of competence rises from day to day ;)."
34623,"You’re not a competent nurse yet, but congrats!","Not even close, but with experience, the level of competence rises from day to day ;).","Speaking as someone who worked in radiology, you will learn lots, quickly! Enjoy :)"
34624,Today I officially finished college and became a Registered Nurse!,What area do you want to work in? ,"Hospice care! Or palliative nursing in general, but I prefer hospice over anything!"
34625,What area do you want to work in? ,"Hospice care! Or palliative nursing in general, but I prefer hospice over anything!","Wow that’s great! Hospice would probably kill my soul, but I enjoy EMS and law enforcement "
34626,"As a german i always wondered why w is called ""double u""",In Spanish it is also double-v. ,Kinda the same in all latin languages.
34627,In Spanish it is also double-v. ,Kinda the same in all latin languages.,"by latin you mean romance, correct?"
34628,In Spanish it is also double-v. ,Kinda the same in all latin languages.,Not in portuguese.
34629,Kinda the same in all latin languages.,Not in portuguese.,Fuck you
34630,Not in portuguese.,Fuck you,No u
34631,Fuck you,No u,No double-u
34632,"As a german i always wondered why w is called ""double u""",In Spanish it is also double-v. ,"I've always heard it as ""doble u"". In Brazillian Portuguese it's ""dáblio/dábliu""."
34633,In Spanish it is also double-v. ,"I've always heard it as ""doble u"". In Brazillian Portuguese it's ""dáblio/dábliu"".",Holy shit mindblow 
34634,In Spanish it is also double-v. ,"I've always heard it as ""doble u"". In Brazillian Portuguese it's ""dáblio/dábliu"".",Lol i will not say it out loud
34635,"As a german i always wondered why w is called ""double u""",In Spanish it is also double-v. ,Doble u 
34636,In Spanish it is also double-v. ,Doble u ,Doble V
34637,"As a german i always wondered why w is called ""double u""","As a German, you just blew my mind. ",Bleuu
34638,"As a German, you just blew my mind. ",Bleuu,Haha you got me. 
34639,"As a german i always wondered why w is called ""double u""",what do you call it in german? v?,"Yeah close its more like ""ve"" "
34640,what do you call it in german? v?,"Yeah close its more like ""ve"" ",so what would v be called?
34641,"Yeah close its more like ""ve"" ",so what would v be called?,"Usually pronounced like ""fau"". A little out there"
34642,"As a german i always wondered why w is called ""double u""",Probably has to do with V and U being the same letter in the original Latin alphabet.,That's nvts!
34643,Probably has to do with V and U being the same letter in the original Latin alphabet.,That's nvts!,Absolvtly mental!
34644,"As a german i always wondered why w is called ""double u""","If you're from Texas, its ""doub-ya"" ",GEORGE DUBYA
34645,"If you're from Texas, its ""doub-ya"" ",GEORGE DUBYA,BSH.
34646,Who's awake?,3am here. Taking lunch sitting in whataburger waiting for 615 to get here.,I should be trying to sleep right now... but now I really really want whataburger. 
34647,3am here. Taking lunch sitting in whataburger waiting for 615 to get here.,I should be trying to sleep right now... but now I really really want whataburger. ,I mean. There are worse cravings.
34648,3am here. Taking lunch sitting in whataburger waiting for 615 to get here.,I should be trying to sleep right now... but now I really really want whataburger. ,We don't have whataburger here in the Midwest :(
34649,Who's awake?,right now it is 3:05 AM. i have school and practice today so rip. :/,"RIP indeed.

Practice for what?"
34650,right now it is 3:05 AM. i have school and practice today so rip. :/,"RIP indeed.

Practice for what?",soccer practice is what i have. 
34651,"RIP indeed.

Practice for what?",soccer practice is what i have. ,"Oof, lost of running. "
34652,Who's awake?,"Not just awake, I'm woke! ",Excellent! Got any big plans today?
34653,"Not just awake, I'm woke! ",Excellent! Got any big plans today?,Uhhh. See the above paragraph? 
34654,A strange encounter after the death of my father..,[removed],Shit really does come full circle. Even if it takes a lifetime.
34655,[removed],Shit really does come full circle. Even if it takes a lifetime.,Only for some people 
34656,the few hours lying in bed before I go to sleep is the best part of my day,Fap.,that to!
34657,Fap.,that to!,🙂
34658,that to!,🙂,*faps in comfort*
34659,🙂,*faps in comfort*,Heat mode
34660,🙂,*faps in comfort*,*faps in sorrow* 
34661,the few hours lying in bed before I go to sleep is the best part of my day,Fap.,Fap?
34662,Fap.,Fap?,"Sure, why not?"
34663,Fap.,Fap?,"It's older internet slang sir, but it checks out."
34664,Fap?,"It's older internet slang sir, but it checks out.",What checks out? Right over me head it went 
34665,"It's older internet slang sir, but it checks out.",What checks out? Right over me head it went ,fap means masturbate
34666,Fap?,"It's older internet slang sir, but it checks out.",Is it really that old to consider it 'older'?
34667,Fap.,Fap?,You’ve never fapped in your masterbatorium?
34668,the few hours lying in bed before I go to sleep is the best part of my day,I just think of Lucy.,Lucy?
34669,I just think of Lucy.,Lucy?,Lucy Baphomet 
34670,the few hours lying in bed before I go to sleep is the best part of my day,I've been falling asleep watching how its made recently. Really relaxing.,"I actually love this idea lol, thank you "
34671,I've been falling asleep watching how its made recently. Really relaxing.,"I actually love this idea lol, thank you ","It's such a nostalgic show for me too, the theme song just makes me feel good."
34672,What is your current hobby?,"I mostly crochet for fun. Lately I've been obsessed with crocheting succulents, actually. ",That's so cute! I can crochet too but I mostly do it in the winter and make blankets.
34673,"I mostly crochet for fun. Lately I've been obsessed with crocheting succulents, actually. ",That's so cute! I can crochet too but I mostly do it in the winter and make blankets.,I go through phases of what I feel like making. It depends on my mood I guess. 
34674,What is your current hobby?,"Well, my current hobby right now is 3D modelling and going to the gym. 😃",So you're 3d modelling your body as well?
34675,"Well, my current hobby right now is 3D modelling and going to the gym. 😃",So you're 3d modelling your body as well?,XD I wish I could model myself. I mostly do low poly and buildings.
34676,So you're 3d modelling your body as well?,XD I wish I could model myself. I mostly do low poly and buildings.,"You can, just keep doing it. That's the secret :)"
34677,XD I wish I could model myself. I mostly do low poly and buildings.,"You can, just keep doing it. That's the secret :)","Yeah, I agree with you. It's all about constant practice. "
34678,"You can, just keep doing it. That's the secret :)","Yeah, I agree with you. It's all about constant practice. ",Experts are the ones that found the most ways it doesn't work and kept trying anyway
34679,"Yeah, I agree with you. It's all about constant practice. ",Experts are the ones that found the most ways it doesn't work and kept trying anyway,"Oh, I must have read it wrong. 😅"
34680,Experts are the ones that found the most ways it doesn't work and kept trying anyway,"Oh, I must have read it wrong. 😅","No no, I wasn't Englishing well enough."
34681,Anyone else think FaceBook is a waste or time?,Everything on the internet is a waste of time in some form or another.,Not if you're learning. Learning is never a waste of time it can improve your life.
34682,Everything on the internet is a waste of time in some form or another.,Not if you're learning. Learning is never a waste of time it can improve your life.,It was meant to be a joke. 
34683,Not if you're learning. Learning is never a waste of time it can improve your life.,It was meant to be a joke. ,Sorry my bad :)
34684,It was meant to be a joke. ,Sorry my bad :),No worries friend. Sarcasm doesn't translate well through text. 😏
34685,I’m on day 4 of quitting smoking!,"Hey I’m on day 10 but for marijuana though. 

Good luck to ya!",Keep it up!
34686,"Hey I’m on day 10 but for marijuana though. 

Good luck to ya!",Keep it up!,Thanks pal! 
34687,I’m on day 4 of quitting smoking!,day 4 of no caffeine for ne. keep going. i quit smoking years ago after 15 years of smoking ,Good for you! Kicking coffee for me would be hard
34688,day 4 of no caffeine for ne. keep going. i quit smoking years ago after 15 years of smoking ,Good for you! Kicking coffee for me would be hard,one kick at a time. cheers brother 
34689,I’m on day 4 of quitting smoking!,I'll drink to that! Cheers!,🍺
34690,I'll drink to that! Cheers!,🍺,🍺
34691,I’m on day 4 of quitting smoking!,Im on day three and its rough!,Tomorrow will be easier and will feel better that you will be on day 4!
34692,Im on day three and its rough!,Tomorrow will be easier and will feel better that you will be on day 4!,Have you been having problems sleeping?
34693,I’m on day 4 of quitting smoking!,"Amazing! I've gone from a pack a day a month ago, to ~4 cigs a week. Keep going, you can do it.",Way to go!
34694,"Amazing! I've gone from a pack a day a month ago, to ~4 cigs a week. Keep going, you can do it.",Way to go!,Thank you!
34695,I’m on day 4 of quitting smoking!,Is this day 5 now?,Why yes it is 
34696,Is this day 5 now?,Why yes it is ,Awesome. Keep going!
34697,I’m on day 4 of quitting smoking!,"So, how youre holding up?",Not a single smoke or a puff! 
34698,"So, how youre holding up?",Not a single smoke or a puff! ,"Nice, keep it up, dude. "
34699,Not a single smoke or a puff! ,"Nice, keep it up, dude. ",Thanks!
34700,Am I the only one,I haven't either.,Makes no sense it's like a badge of honor for some people
34701,I haven't either.,Makes no sense it's like a badge of honor for some people,"Really? I've never experienced that before, just people being careless with their stuff is all."
34702,Am I the only one,This was literally me until yesterday. Sucks.,noooooooooo
34703,This was literally me until yesterday. Sucks.,noooooooooo,"I knoooow. I looked at my phone and thought ""I'm one of them now 😭""."
34704,noooooooooo,"I knoooow. I looked at my phone and thought ""I'm one of them now 😭"".",Is everyone else Butterfingers but me
34705,"I knoooow. I looked at my phone and thought ""I'm one of them now 😭"".",Is everyone else Butterfingers but me,I mean there's plenty of people on this thread who haven't
34706,Is everyone else Butterfingers but me,I mean there's plenty of people on this thread who haven't,True
34707,Gamers of CasualConversation singleplayer or multiplayer?,Single player without question ,Which single player game is your favourite?
34708,Single player without question ,Which single player game is your favourite?,"I have 2 favourites, Skyrim and Final Fantasy XII."
34709,Which single player game is your favourite?,"I have 2 favourites, Skyrim and Final Fantasy XII.",Cool! I played around 50 hours of Skyrim then I got sick of it. But everyone is different! :)
34710,"I have 2 favourites, Skyrim and Final Fantasy XII.",Cool! I played around 50 hours of Skyrim then I got sick of it. But everyone is different! :),Only 50? I have almost 1500 in Skyrim. Staying true to my username I suppose. 
34711,Cool! I played around 50 hours of Skyrim then I got sick of it. But everyone is different! :),Only 50? I have almost 1500 in Skyrim. Staying true to my username I suppose. ,Haha well I got 7500 hours in Dota 2 so I wonder who has no life here ;)
34712,Gamers of CasualConversation singleplayer or multiplayer?,"I like Multiplayer only when the net is fast and stuff like Dota 2, WOT, or MU",Ah another Dota pleb. Welcome brother!
34713,"I like Multiplayer only when the net is fast and stuff like Dota 2, WOT, or MU",Ah another Dota pleb. Welcome brother!,Not just Dota2 also The First Dota :)
34714,what's poppin?,"Hey, I'm 4 days sober",thats good man! sorry if this sounds kinda weird but what are you getting off? 
34715,"Hey, I'm 4 days sober",thats good man! sorry if this sounds kinda weird but what are you getting off? ,Alcohol
34716,what's poppin?,My ear.,i see 
34717,My ear.,i see ,I’ve just had an ear infection recently and couldn’t *not* make that pun.
34718,You know what's an underrated feeling? Dropping sugar addiction.,Username checks out,Lol u right u right
34719,Username checks out,Lol u right u right,Well are you going to tell us how you did it?? Please?? 😄
34720,Lol u right u right,Well are you going to tell us how you did it?? Please?? 😄,Opiates. 
34721,Well are you going to tell us how you did it?? Please?? 😄,Opiates. ,I'd rather be an opium addict than a sugar addict thh 
34722,Opiates. ,I'd rather be an opium addict than a sugar addict thh ,"I dunno man diabetus is pretty bad, but... really?"
34723,I'd rather be an opium addict than a sugar addict thh ,"I dunno man diabetus is pretty bad, but... really?",Yeah I'd rather be on opium than significantly overweight. I know I'm in the minority though 
34724,"I dunno man diabetus is pretty bad, but... really?",Yeah I'd rather be on opium than significantly overweight. I know I'm in the minority though ,"Former heroin addict checking in, this is fucking dumb lol"
34725,Yeah I'd rather be on opium than significantly overweight. I know I'm in the minority though ,"Former heroin addict checking in, this is fucking dumb lol","As a former heroin addict, do you also like sugar?"
34726,Yeah I'd rather be on opium than significantly overweight. I know I'm in the minority though ,"Former heroin addict checking in, this is fucking dumb lol",Former heroin addict here too. I didn't know I had to preface with that 
34727,"I dunno man diabetus is pretty bad, but... really?",Yeah I'd rather be on opium than significantly overweight. I know I'm in the minority though ,man that's fucked up
34728,Yeah I'd rather be on opium than significantly overweight. I know I'm in the minority though ,man that's fucked up,Why's that?
34729,man that's fucked up,Why's that?,opium can ruin your life buddy
34730,Why's that?,opium can ruin your life buddy,So can sugar. I'm already a fan of opiates so I have a huge bias tho
34731,You know what's an underrated feeling? Dropping sugar addiction.,It's amazing what kind of weight loss can occur by cutting sugars and carbs. ,"Cut out sugar, gained five pounds. Nothing else changed.."
34732,It's amazing what kind of weight loss can occur by cutting sugars and carbs. ,"Cut out sugar, gained five pounds. Nothing else changed..",Maybe you've got diabeetus? Sugar makes them lose weight. 
34733,"Cut out sugar, gained five pounds. Nothing else changed..",Maybe you've got diabeetus? Sugar makes them lose weight. ,Or cico. Fats &gt; calorie dense then sugar
34734,You know what's an underrated feeling? Dropping sugar addiction.,I’ve been off cola for a month today! And I’m so proud of myself.,"That’s great!! It’s so hard to get off the soda addiction, but you did it! "
34735,I’ve been off cola for a month today! And I’m so proud of myself.,"That’s great!! It’s so hard to get off the soda addiction, but you did it! ",2 years ongoing 😎. But it's a much easier task in my country.
34736,You know what's an underrated feeling? Dropping sugar addiction.,How long did it get you to get to this place,I start feeling like this after about two weeks cold turkey
34737,How long did it get you to get to this place,I start feeling like this after about two weeks cold turkey,What is your average diet like? 
34738,Nike sponsors our college football team. I just got rid of our season tickets.,"I don't know what CK is or anything about Nike really... so, you do you.","""you do you"" is a phrase used by teenagers. So I wouldn't expect you to understand"
34739,"I don't know what CK is or anything about Nike really... so, you do you.","""you do you"" is a phrase used by teenagers. So I wouldn't expect you to understand",I'm not a teenager. Care to tell me what it is?
34740,"""you do you"" is a phrase used by teenagers. So I wouldn't expect you to understand",I'm not a teenager. Care to tell me what it is?,You don't have to be a teen to sound like one.
34741,Nike sponsors our college football team. I just got rid of our season tickets.,Can you give me a quick rundown on the ad thing I don't know anything about it ,No
34742,Can you give me a quick rundown on the ad thing I don't know anything about it ,No,it's ok I already found out
34743,No,it's ok I already found out,"That's what you do, you want to know something you look it up. Good for you."
34744,it's ok I already found out,"That's what you do, you want to know something you look it up. Good for you.",I thought it would be better to hear why you're against it rather than a basic summary 
34745,Nike sponsors our college football team. I just got rid of our season tickets.,Life must be hard when you get butthurt over a random guy kneeling.,You are scary ignorant. Stay in school.
34746,Life must be hard when you get butthurt over a random guy kneeling.,You are scary ignorant. Stay in school.,"I'm 30 years old. Enjoy your ""patriotism"" I guess."
34747,My Guinea pig just did a running jump onto my lap for the first time,They squeal loud :),I can’t believe people are afraid of rodents they are so cute!
34748,They squeal loud :),I can’t believe people are afraid of rodents they are so cute!,I think they are cute as long as they dont bite me :)
34749,They squeal loud :),I can’t believe people are afraid of rodents they are so cute!,I know right especially rats.
34750,My Guinea pig just did a running jump onto my lap for the first time,They squeal loud :),*Wheeeek wheek wheek wheek!*
34751,They squeal loud :),*Wheeeek wheek wheek wheek!*,"I hope that don't squeal loud when your trying to sleep, that would suck :("
34752,My Guinea pig just did a running jump onto my lap for the first time,That's amazing! We **need** pictures!,I posted one a few days ago :)
34753,That's amazing! We **need** pictures!,I posted one a few days ago :),"Sooo cute, look at the widdle guys 🤩"
34754,I posted one a few days ago :),"Sooo cute, look at the widdle guys 🤩","Now they are four days old and have already gotten bigger. Still tiny though, and so soft!"
34755,Everyone's asleep. Are you guys sleeping too?,"Yes, I'm asleep. Keep it down!","Okay, okay! I'll whisper."
34756,"Yes, I'm asleep. Keep it down!","Okay, okay! I'll whisper.",And finish reading your book! \*grumble grumble* Kids these days!
34757,Everyone's asleep. Are you guys sleeping too?,Zzzzzz. Of course I am awake. It's 11am here. ,I just woke up. I wonder if you're sleeping now...
34758,Zzzzzz. Of course I am awake. It's 11am here. ,I just woke up. I wonder if you're sleeping now...,I am awake now. Its 8.30pm. 
34759,So the kid across the street is amazing.,That's really sweet of you! Thank you for being a stand up human.,Such a sweet gesture by u/racist_sandwich
34760,That's really sweet of you! Thank you for being a stand up human.,Such a sweet gesture by u/racist_sandwich,r/rimjobsteve
34761,Such a sweet gesture by u/racist_sandwich,r/rimjobsteve,r/rimjob_steve*
34762,So the kid across the street is amazing.,this is awesome. all the best and may karma return the favour.,I got scammed on Ed Sheeran tickets on Saturday so it's not working. 
34763,this is awesome. all the best and may karma return the favour.,I got scammed on Ed Sheeran tickets on Saturday so it's not working. ,How did you get scammed?
34764,this is awesome. all the best and may karma return the favour.,I got scammed on Ed Sheeran tickets on Saturday so it's not working. ,"Oh no, I am sorry."
34765,this is awesome. all the best and may karma return the favour.,I got scammed on Ed Sheeran tickets on Saturday so it's not working. ,Are you from St. Louis 
34766,this is awesome. all the best and may karma return the favour.,I got scammed on Ed Sheeran tickets on Saturday so it's not working. ,Are you in SE Michigan?
34767,I got scammed on Ed Sheeran tickets on Saturday so it's not working. ,Are you in SE Michigan?,Yep. 
34768,Are you in SE Michigan?,Yep. ,"Howdy, neighbor!"
34769,Yep. ,"Howdy, neighbor!",Hi! Want your lawn cut? I know a kid. 
34770,"Howdy, neighbor!",Hi! Want your lawn cut? I know a kid. ,I'll let you know!
34771,Hi! Want your lawn cut? I know a kid. ,I'll let you know!,I'm in South Warren. If you're serious
34772,So the kid across the street is amazing.,You could get the ones that don't use petrol either. Those old school ones! ,Push-powered mowers?
34773,You could get the ones that don't use petrol either. Those old school ones! ,Push-powered mowers?,"Yes!
"
34774,So the kid across the street is amazing.,You could get the ones that don't use petrol either. Those old school ones! ,Electric ones?
34775,You could get the ones that don't use petrol either. Those old school ones! ,Electric ones?,Barrel of blades is what he's referring to. 
34776,So the kid across the street is amazing.,Ever seen the movie Gran Torino?? cuz this has a major Gran Torino vibe to it ,"I live in Detroit, too! "
34777,Ever seen the movie Gran Torino?? cuz this has a major Gran Torino vibe to it ,"I live in Detroit, too! ",And look at your username!
34778,"I live in Detroit, too! ",And look at your username!,I'm not *actually* racist. 
34779,And look at your username!,I'm not *actually* racist. ,Neither was Clint Eastwood... Well maybe
34780,And look at your username!,I'm not *actually* racist. ,but you *are* a sandwich
34781,So the kid across the street is amazing.,Pedophile. ,Are you just angry I'm not paying attention to you?
34782,Pedophile. ,Are you just angry I'm not paying attention to you?,I’m angry that I am not treated like a woman even tho I am a male 
34783,So the kid across the street is amazing.,Your name says racist but your post says not,"And my hoodie today has a giant Pentagram in support of the Satanic Temple. 

I'm confusing. "
34784,Your name says racist but your post says not,"And my hoodie today has a giant Pentagram in support of the Satanic Temple. 

I'm confusing. ","""I dunno... Satan's pretty cool!!!"" - Onyx Fortuitous, Slayer of The Bright Realm"
34785,"And my hoodie today has a giant Pentagram in support of the Satanic Temple. 

I'm confusing. ","""I dunno... Satan's pretty cool!!!"" - Onyx Fortuitous, Slayer of The Bright Realm",Otherwise known as Dead Dreadmore
34786,So the kid across the street is amazing.,"Fuck it, give him fake beer with that mower! ","I'm not giving a child non alcoholic beer. 

Nobody deserves that. "
34787,"Fuck it, give him fake beer with that mower! ","I'm not giving a child non alcoholic beer. 

Nobody deserves that. ","Youre a goddamn hero, dude. "
34788,So the kid across the street is amazing.,SO. The person who let this kid borrow his mower is amazing too in his own way,Well i mean really... Whats he gonna do? Scrap it for parts? 
34789,SO. The person who let this kid borrow his mower is amazing too in his own way,Well i mean really... Whats he gonna do? Scrap it for parts? ,"No, he isn't. But it's kindness that others didn't show. Please take the compliment 😂"
34790,So the kid across the street is amazing.,"Buy ut, show us proof, and I'll give you gold.",I wont get ads for a month?! 
34791,"Buy ut, show us proof, and I'll give you gold.",I wont get ads for a month?! ,I don't know...whatever gold is.. I never got it.  A small way to reward an awesome deed.
34792,I miss love,I can't miss what I've never had.,That. Is very sad.
34793,I can't miss what I've never had.,That. Is very sad.,I agree :(
34794,I miss love,I can't miss what I've never had.,":( I am mentally hugging you. 
Love comes in man shapes though."
34795,I can't miss what I've never had.,":( I am mentally hugging you. 
Love comes in man shapes though.",Many*
34796,I miss love,I can't miss what I've never had.,"Since there's at least three of us here now, can we officially call ourselves a club?"
34797,I can't miss what I've never had.,"Since there's at least three of us here now, can we officially call ourselves a club?",I only count 2. OP has had love before so he can't join. 
34798,"Since there's at least three of us here now, can we officially call ourselves a club?",I only count 2. OP has had love before so he can't join. ,I am not a he ;) 
34799,I can't miss what I've never had.,"Since there's at least three of us here now, can we officially call ourselves a club?",Can I join?
34800,"Since there's at least three of us here now, can we officially call ourselves a club?",Can I join?,"You can join my club anyday, good Sir/Man/Person"
34801,"I’ve been an avid mobile reddit user for a while now and i finally went on the desktop version for the first time today, and it sucked.",I dont like it either!!! Glad to get that off my chest,*cancer avoided*
34802,I dont like it either!!! Glad to get that off my chest,*cancer avoided*,That's what she said... oh wait :(
34803,"I’ve been an avid mobile reddit user for a while now and i finally went on the desktop version for the first time today, and it sucked.",Can't type at 150 WPM on a mobile though,r/casualflex
34804,Can't type at 150 WPM on a mobile though,r/casualflex,[removed]
34805,"I’ve been an avid mobile reddit user for a while now and i finally went on the desktop version for the first time today, and it sucked.",Can't type at 150 WPM on a mobile though,I think I type faster on my phone than my computer now that I think about it. 
34806,Can't type at 150 WPM on a mobile though,I think I type faster on my phone than my computer now that I think about it. ,Thats because you have not trained for fast tipping in keyboard. 
34807,Can't type at 150 WPM on a mobile though,I think I type faster on my phone than my computer now that I think about it. ,Is this what getting old is going to mean? That we are somehow better at typing on keyboards?
34808,I think I type faster on my phone than my computer now that I think about it. ,Is this what getting old is going to mean? That we are somehow better at typing on keyboards?,cant tell if this is a joke or not
34809,"Lonely Redditors make me sad, so I'd like to help",What about Redditors lonely because they can't get a girlfriend.,I see more posts about people wanting to make friends.
34810,What about Redditors lonely because they can't get a girlfriend.,I see more posts about people wanting to make friends.,"I asked because I already have friends, I don't really care about getting more of them."
34811,17 year old in a hospital waiting room AMA,Do you are have stupid? Because I read that you hit your head ,"I don't quite understand what you mean, I don't feel dumb or any dumber since I fell"
34812,Do you are have stupid? Because I read that you hit your head ,"I don't quite understand what you mean, I don't feel dumb or any dumber since I fell",Nvm then. 
34813,"I don't quite understand what you mean, I don't feel dumb or any dumber since I fell",Nvm then. ,Username checks out 
34814,Nvm then. ,Username checks out ,Oi. Don't call me out. 
34815,Username checks out ,Oi. Don't call me out. ,Username checks out
34816,I just noticed that my running playlist has 3 fans on the app and I feel weirdly validated by this,Upvotes!!,Take an upvote from me
34817,Upvotes!!,Take an upvote from me,Haha ... I just mean UPVOTES for OP ... but I got them too. ❤️❤️❤️
34818,I just noticed that my running playlist has 3 fans on the app and I feel weirdly validated by this,Upvotes!!,I love when people say “just here for the sweet sweet karma” and end up getting hundreds lol 
34819,Upvotes!!,I love when people say “just here for the sweet sweet karma” and end up getting hundreds lol ,But for real!! I don’t even get all that!! 😂
34820,I just noticed that my running playlist has 3 fans on the app and I feel weirdly validated by this,"Weirdly enough, one of mine has 42 followers. Don't know from where.. ",Worst part is that you cant see who they are!
34821,"Weirdly enough, one of mine has 42 followers. Don't know from where.. ",Worst part is that you cant see who they are!,I know. So fucking annoying. Wish I could find out who... 
34822,People like answering lists of questions,"1. Seeing my dog after 3days of vacation out of town.
2. Instant noodles.
3. 4-5 hours
4.","That last one sounds like a curse, at least you have a dog to compensate "
34823,"1. Seeing my dog after 3days of vacation out of town.
2. Instant noodles.
3. 4-5 hours
4.","That last one sounds like a curse, at least you have a dog to compensate ",It's life's way of saying fuck you
34824,"That last one sounds like a curse, at least you have a dog to compensate ",It's life's way of saying fuck you,I think I might be allergic to my cat but he’s totally worth the running nose and itchy eyes. 
34825,People like answering lists of questions,"1.	My birthday.
2.	Reese’s. 
3.	About 6 hours. 
4.	Play Minecraft.
5.	Cats.",Minecraft gets a lot of hate but it's a great game
34826,"1.	My birthday.
2.	Reese’s. 
3.	About 6 hours. 
4.	Play Minecraft.
5.	Cats.",Minecraft gets a lot of hate but it's a great game,I still love Minecraft!
34827,People like answering lists of questions,"1- Can't remember TBH

2- Mushroom soup

3- 8-11 hours average

4- Play Minecraft 

5- Cat","You're winning on sleep time at the moment, impressive stats "
34828,"1- Can't remember TBH

2- Mushroom soup

3- 8-11 hours average

4- Play Minecraft 

5- Cat","You're winning on sleep time at the moment, impressive stats ","What about your sleep time? 

And your answers to all the questions?"
34829,People like answering lists of questions,"1 - weed
2 - boxed lunch yesterday
3- about 4 hours
4 - play games and read
5 - Wolves. Easily ",hell yeah wolves are great
34830,"1 - weed
2 - boxed lunch yesterday
3- about 4 hours
4 - play games and read
5 - Wolves. Easily ",hell yeah wolves are great,Dogs are yours? 
34831,People like answering lists of questions,"1.Nothing
2. A banana
3.4-12 hours
4.Played video games
5. A cat",Just one cat?
34832,"1.Nothing
2. A banana
3.4-12 hours
4.Played video games
5. A cat",Just one cat?,All the cats in the world 
34833,Just one cat?,All the cats in the world ,That's better
34834,I prefer Reddit to other social media platforms because it isn't about people showing off how amazing their life is. Anyone with me?,"Haha, unfortunately, on Reddit everyone is showing off how awful their life is",You're subscribed to the wrong subs.
34835,"Haha, unfortunately, on Reddit everyone is showing off how awful their life is",You're subscribed to the wrong subs.,it’s just nice to see stuff i can really relate to though 
34836,Only now noticed how cool and wholesome Japanese youth culture really is...,Such a beautiful and sweet thing to say! Thank you for sharing! ,hey chrissy
34837,Such a beautiful and sweet thing to say! Thank you for sharing! ,hey chrissy,"We will   
We will  
Rock lou"
34838,hey chrissy,"We will   
We will  
Rock lou","Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level? 

&amp;#x200B;

It's over z500!"
34839,Such a beautiful and sweet thing to say! Thank you for sharing! ,hey chrissy,Hey 😂
34840,Only now noticed how cool and wholesome Japanese youth culture really is...,Why are there whole groups of Japanese youths in Vietnam?,Why is a brit in vietnam? People travel
34841,Why are there whole groups of Japanese youths in Vietnam?,Why is a brit in vietnam? People travel,"That's a thing? /s

I would love to travel to Japan some day."
34842,Why are there whole groups of Japanese youths in Vietnam?,Why is a brit in vietnam? People travel,In this economy? 
34843,Why is a brit in vietnam? People travel,In this economy? ,"Tina, you still can't sit at the adults' table."
34844,Only now noticed how cool and wholesome Japanese youth culture really is...,What do you think of Hanoi so far?,I love it! It’s a city that is so full of life. It’s chaotic but in a wonderful wonderful way :)
34845,What do you think of Hanoi so far?,I love it! It’s a city that is so full of life. It’s chaotic but in a wonderful wonderful way :),Are you going through Saigon as well?
34846,I love it! It’s a city that is so full of life. It’s chaotic but in a wonderful wonderful way :),Are you going through Saigon as well?,I came from there! :) loved it 
34847,Are you going through Saigon as well?,I came from there! :) loved it ,Glad you liked it. Went a few years ago. Miss the food
34848,I came from there! :) loved it ,Glad you liked it. Went a few years ago. Miss the food,"Where do you live, I’ll post you some "
34849,Can’t sleep. What’s up?,"I’m will. A/s/l?

My back is out. I’m on the couch writhing in pain. ",Sorry to hear about your back. 
34850,"I’m will. A/s/l?

My back is out. I’m on the couch writhing in pain. ",Sorry to hear about your back. ,Never try to lift a 747 by yourself. 
34851,Sorry to hear about your back. ,Never try to lift a 747 by yourself. ,Duly noted. 
34852,Can’t sleep. What’s up?,I work third shift so my sleep schedule get fucked up on the weekends...,Also night shift worker. Just enjoying Reddit until the sun comes up and I can feel sleepy
34853,I work third shift so my sleep schedule get fucked up on the weekends...,Also night shift worker. Just enjoying Reddit until the sun comes up and I can feel sleepy,Night shift sucks
34854,What’s your favorite part of living alone?,Not having to get dressed unless I'm leaving the house.,This. I love my at-home-clothes so much.
34855,Not having to get dressed unless I'm leaving the house.,This. I love my at-home-clothes so much.,What clothes?
34856,Is there a secret place to meet introverts?,I think you’re in the right place tbh. Hi! 🙋🏼‍♀️,Hello! How are you doing?
34857,I think you’re in the right place tbh. Hi! 🙋🏼‍♀️,Hello! How are you doing?,"Super well, thank you, you? ☺️"
34858,Hello! How are you doing?,"Super well, thank you, you? ☺️",My emotions fluctuate but I've landed on pretty good recently.
34859,"Super well, thank you, you? ☺️",My emotions fluctuate but I've landed on pretty good recently.,That’s really good to hear! 
34860,Is there a secret place to meet introverts?,You are in it. Good evening.,Happy friday!
34861,You are in it. Good evening.,Happy friday!,Time has no meaning to me. Happy.....Daytime i guess.
34862,Happy friday!,Time has no meaning to me. Happy.....Daytime i guess.,"It's fine I barely remember the year 
"
34863,Reddit buddies,Hi! What sort of stuff are you into?,"Video games, movies, hiking and other things haha dm me if youd like to talk"
34864,Hi! What sort of stuff are you into?,"Video games, movies, hiking and other things haha dm me if youd like to talk",Video games on what platform?
34865,"Video games, movies, hiking and other things haha dm me if youd like to talk",Video games on what platform?,Ps4 and Switch
34866,Video games on what platform?,Ps4 and Switch,"I'm a PC gamer myself, sorry I can't suggest anything :( "
34867,Ps4 and Switch,"I'm a PC gamer myself, sorry I can't suggest anything :( ",All good. You have VR?
34868,"I'm a PC gamer myself, sorry I can't suggest anything :( ",All good. You have VR?,"Nope, just a mechanical keyboard and a standard monitor. Nothing fancy!"
34869,All good. You have VR?,"Nope, just a mechanical keyboard and a standard monitor. Nothing fancy!","Nice, I'd like to get into PC gaming at some point"
34870,Reddit buddies,You know there is a chat area,You mean like DMs?
34871,You know there is a chat area,You mean like DMs?,Here’s that but there are actual chat rooms
34872,You mean like DMs?,Here’s that but there are actual chat rooms,Ohhh haha I see. Yea Idk what I'm doin how do you get there?
34873,Reddit buddies,Hi! What's your favorite food?,Idk that's tough to answer on the spot. Maybe chicken tacos yum
34874,Hi! What's your favorite food?,Idk that's tough to answer on the spot. Maybe chicken tacos yum,Tacos are amazing.  I'm gonna get a smoothie tonight before class and it's gonna be awesome. 
34875,Idk that's tough to answer on the spot. Maybe chicken tacos yum,Tacos are amazing.  I'm gonna get a smoothie tonight before class and it's gonna be awesome. ,Haha I bet I love me some smoothies too! Especially with alcohal :)
34876,Tacos are amazing.  I'm gonna get a smoothie tonight before class and it's gonna be awesome. ,Haha I bet I love me some smoothies too! Especially with alcohal :),"No alcohol for me for another few years :) 

What's your favorite kind of smoothie?"
34877,yesss friday!! 5 q's,"1. yes. i play trumpet and piano
2. astrophysicist
3. ?
4. clair de lune
5. a fucking trip","&gt; astrophysicist

Are you planning to work for NASA/ESA? "
34878,"1. yes. i play trumpet and piano
2. astrophysicist
3. ?
4. clair de lune
5. a fucking trip","&gt; astrophysicist

Are you planning to work for NASA/ESA? ",no i gave up on my dreams a long time ago
34879,yesss friday!! 5 q's,"1. yes. i play trumpet and piano
2. astrophysicist
3. ?
4. clair de lune
5. a fucking trip",clair de fucking lune
34880,"1. yes. i play trumpet and piano
2. astrophysicist
3. ?
4. clair de lune
5. a fucking trip",clair de fucking lune,long story
34881,clair de fucking lune,long story,oh. hm. hope it's not a.. bad story?
34882,long story,oh. hm. hope it's not a.. bad story?,kind of
34883,yesss friday!! 5 q's,"1. No

2. Idk

3. What

4. LNRDCROY - I Met You On BC Ferries]

5. Same as every day ",no- idk- what.
34884,"1. No

2. Idk

3. What

4. LNRDCROY - I Met You On BC Ferries]

5. Same as every day ",no- idk- what.,you're not the boss of me now 
34885,no- idk- what.,you're not the boss of me now ,that.. that's true.
34886,BIG Thank you to THAT person in the Gym,I wouldn't like it if someone did that but to each their own ,You suck and should feel bad
34887,I wouldn't like it if someone did that but to each their own ,You suck and should feel bad,Alright man
34888,You suck and should feel bad,Alright man,"Sorry, that was rude."
34889,What is the thing that keeps you alive?,My son and cat who flops down and meeps when she sees me. ,"Nice! How old is your son? :)

&amp;#x200B;"
34890,My son and cat who flops down and meeps when she sees me. ,"Nice! How old is your son? :)

&amp;#x200B;",12
34891,"Nice! How old is your son? :)

&amp;#x200B;",12,Best age to enjoy with them. Enjoy your son! 
34892,What is the thing that keeps you alive?,That one day I'm gonna live in Seattle and work my dream job.,Nice! When is that going to happen:)?
34893,That one day I'm gonna live in Seattle and work my dream job.,Nice! When is that going to happen:)?,In 4 years or so
34894,What is the thing that keeps you alive?,Dirt bikes,What is that
34895,Dirt bikes,What is that,Motorcycles made for dirt
34896,What is that,Motorcycles made for dirt,"I'm so stupid. Sorry hahah. That sounds cool, do you already have one ?"
34897,Motorcycles made for dirt,"I'm so stupid. Sorry hahah. That sounds cool, do you already have one ?","Yes, but its been broken for past 3 months :("
34898,"I'm so stupid. Sorry hahah. That sounds cool, do you already have one ?","Yes, but its been broken for past 3 months :(",Shit. Will you fix it? 
34899,"Yes, but its been broken for past 3 months :(",Shit. Will you fix it? ,"It was susposed to be fixed already, but my life is a series of unfortunate events"
34900,The 😂 emoji has desensitised me to all forms of humor. It's the laugh track of emojis.,😂 cool post bro who did this 😂,"Okay, now this is epic 😎"
34901,😂 cool post bro who did this 😂,"Okay, now this is epic 😎",😂BOTTOM TEXT😂
34902,"Okay, now this is epic 😎",😂BOTTOM TEXT😂,we live in a society
34903,😂BOTTOM TEXT😂,we live in a society,**BOTTOM TEXT**
34904,we live in a society,**BOTTOM TEXT**,good bot
34905,**BOTTOM TEXT**,good bot,gamers rise up!!!
34906,I won my first case in r/KarmaCourt,The whole thing seemed very booze driven. Are you sure this place is legit?,"In my view, it's about as legit as Crane's court in The Dark Knight Rises,"
34907,The whole thing seemed very booze driven. Are you sure this place is legit?,"In my view, it's about as legit as Crane's court in The Dark Knight Rises,",Nice
34908,"In my view, it's about as legit as Crane's court in The Dark Knight Rises,",Nice,Nice
34909,Nice,Nice,Nice
34910,Nice,Nice,nice
34911,Nice,nice,Nice
34912,nice,Nice,Nice
34913,Nice,Nice,Noice
34914,Nice,Noice,Nice
34915,Noice,Nice,Nice
34916,Nice,Nice,eciN
34917,Nice,eciN,Nice
34918,Noice,Nice,Nice?
34919,The whole thing seemed very booze driven. Are you sure this place is legit?,"In my view, it's about as legit as Crane's court in The Dark Knight Rises,","So, by having a Reddit account, are we all susceptible to pulling jury duty? If so, I love it. "
34920,"In my view, it's about as legit as Crane's court in The Dark Knight Rises,","So, by having a Reddit account, are we all susceptible to pulling jury duty? If so, I love it. ",Aye. 
34921,I won my first case in r/KarmaCourt,The whole thing seemed very booze driven. Are you sure this place is legit?,That's why you have to pass bar exam
34922,The whole thing seemed very booze driven. Are you sure this place is legit?,That's why you have to pass bar exam,Multiple bars may have been examined.
34923,That's why you have to pass bar exam,Multiple bars may have been examined.,I volunteer to exorcise their spirits.
34924,Multiple bars may have been examined.,I volunteer to exorcise their spirits.,The power of E&amp;J compels you! 
34925,The whole thing seemed very booze driven. Are you sure this place is legit?,That's why you have to pass bar exam,"Aaaahhh, AHHHHH..... AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
"
34926,I won my first case in r/KarmaCourt,"This made me laugh.

Thank you.

But also congratulations on winning your case!",Gracias! 
34927,"This made me laugh.

Thank you.

But also congratulations on winning your case!",Gracias! ,You should definitely add this as an accomplishment on your resume.  
34928,Gracias! ,You should definitely add this as an accomplishment on your resume.  ,"I'll put it under ""Voted Best Supporting Actor in a Play""."
34929,You should definitely add this as an accomplishment on your resume.  ,"I'll put it under ""Voted Best Supporting Actor in a Play"".",Beloved character actor SuperStryker7
34930,I won my first case in r/KarmaCourt,Ahhh justice porn,"Justice is often portrayed as a blind woman, so... "
34931,Ahhh justice porn,"Justice is often portrayed as a blind woman, so... ",🤔
34932,I won my first case in r/KarmaCourt,"As a longtime judge of karmacourt, I’m glad to see that you liked it!","oh, who are you?"
34933,"As a longtime judge of karmacourt, I’m glad to see that you liked it!","oh, who are you?",he's a longtime judge of karmacourt
34934,"oh, who are you?",he's a longtime judge of karmacourt,i've never seen him.  
34935,I won my first case in r/KarmaCourt,can you page the karma farmer who reposted it?,"Hey there, buddy, not all of us post 5 times a day"
34936,can you page the karma farmer who reposted it?,"Hey there, buddy, not all of us post 5 times a day",then quit your job and go full Reddit.
34937,I won my first case in r/KarmaCourt,"ICYDK, ICYDK means ""In Case You Didn't Know""",Thanks for explaining! NENTBAA in my opinion.
34938,"ICYDK, ICYDK means ""In Case You Didn't Know""",Thanks for explaining! NENTBAA in my opinion.,"YLWSPWWORNTC, TDSTTITS. "
34939,Thanks for explaining! NENTBAA in my opinion.,"YLWSPWWORNTC, TDSTTITS. ",My brain is full of fuck. 
34940,Thanks for explaining! NENTBAA in my opinion.,"YLWSPWWORNTC, TDSTTITS. ",I see tits here.
34941,"ICYDK, ICYDK means ""In Case You Didn't Know""",Thanks for explaining! NENTBAA in my opinion.,Not Everybody (K)nows That Bitch Ass Acronym
34942,Thanks for explaining! NENTBAA in my opinion.,Not Everybody (K)nows That Bitch Ass Acronym,"I was going for Not Everything Needs To Be An Abbreviation, but I like yours too!"
34943,I won my first case in r/KarmaCourt,"Well done son, now go become a lawyer","Tell that to my attorney, u/NateNate60. "
34944,"Well done son, now go become a lawyer","Tell that to my attorney, u/NateNate60. ","Tell that too my cocktail waitress, /u/cocktailwaitress"
34945,What if,I was literally just talking about this like an hour ago,Yea that’s mindblowing 
34946,I was literally just talking about this like an hour ago,Yea that’s mindblowing ,... how high are you LOL
34947,Night shift boredom.,Yup on a 12.5 hr shift,How goes it.?? What do you do?? 
34948,Yup on a 12.5 hr shift,How goes it.?? What do you do?? ,"Im plant operator, watching over the facility. Respond to any equipment alarms"
34949,How goes it.?? What do you do?? ,"Im plant operator, watching over the facility. Respond to any equipment alarms",Nice! Sounds boring though... How often do you have to check alarms?? 
34950,"Im plant operator, watching over the facility. Respond to any equipment alarms",Nice! Sounds boring though... How often do you have to check alarms?? ,"Not often, more preventive maintenance work than anything else"
34951,A girl got mad at me because I told her that her Arabic tattoo is misspelled.,That’s why you only gets languages you know tattooed on you!,I have a chinese tattoo and I don't speak chinese and I'm still happy with it 20 years later.
34952,That’s why you only gets languages you know tattooed on you!,I have a chinese tattoo and I don't speak chinese and I'm still happy with it 20 years later.,Why tho
34953,My boyfriend doesn't have cancer!,I'm so happy for you. Hold him tight! :),"Man, I hate being at work right now because I can't hug him right now! "
34954,I'm so happy for you. Hold him tight! :),"Man, I hate being at work right now because I can't hug him right now! ",Have a nice cosy evening with him. I'm honestly so happy for you. I'm smiling 😊
34955,My boyfriend doesn't have cancer!,"My good news is rather lax, but I completed a quest that took me a week two days ago.","Hell yeah!! That's awesome :)

Was it a game quest? "
34956,"My good news is rather lax, but I completed a quest that took me a week two days ago.","Hell yeah!! That's awesome :)

Was it a game quest? ",duh
34957,"Hell yeah!! That's awesome :)

Was it a game quest? ",duh,What game were you playing? :) 
34958,duh,What game were you playing? :) ,Fortnite Save the World
34959,My boyfriend doesn't have cancer!,My sister also doesn't have cancer a third time.,"That's awesome, fuck cancer! "
34960,My sister also doesn't have cancer a third time.,"That's awesome, fuck cancer! ",If it comes back again it's a death sentence. I was freaked out. 
34961,"That's awesome, fuck cancer! ",If it comes back again it's a death sentence. I was freaked out. ,I'd be freaked out too. It's terrifying stuff. 
34962,If it comes back again it's a death sentence. I was freaked out. ,I'd be freaked out too. It's terrifying stuff. ,Thank you. You too.
34963,My boyfriend doesn't have cancer!,You really missed the point of the sub,"I don't think I did because I encouraged conversation in the post, but that's fine!"
34964,You really missed the point of the sub,"I don't think I did because I encouraged conversation in the post, but that's fine!","It’s casual conversation, not “literally a cross roads in my life conversation”."
34965,"I don't think I did because I encouraged conversation in the post, but that's fine!","It’s casual conversation, not “literally a cross roads in my life conversation”.","You can be a Debbie Downer all you want, my dude. Nothing is bringing me down right now. "
34966,"I don't think I did because I encouraged conversation in the post, but that's fine!","It’s casual conversation, not “literally a cross roads in my life conversation”.","Looking at your downvotes, I think the sub disagrees. "
34967,I feel glad to be alive when...,"Keep on enjoying life, friend. (:",At least one of us should
34968,"Keep on enjoying life, friend. (:",At least one of us should,r/2meirl4meirl ?
34969,Recently turned 25 and just decided to apply to university.,I did this at 27. Best thing I did,"Awesome! Like someone said earlier, we all go at our own pace. 

What’d ya study?"
34970,I did this at 27. Best thing I did,"Awesome! Like someone said earlier, we all go at our own pace. 

What’d ya study?",I studied Geology. And I'm now a geophysical surveyor
34971,Recently turned 25 and just decided to apply to university.,I am 63 and constantly get solicited for funds by the Alumni association.,Really? For what kinds of things?
34972,I am 63 and constantly get solicited for funds by the Alumni association.,Really? For what kinds of things?,"most frequent, just money in general."
34973,Really? For what kinds of things?,"most frequent, just money in general.",Ah that’s interesting. I’ve never heard of that happening around here. 
34974,I went on a trip with some online friends and it was the best experience of my life,You massaged and cuddled each other? What?,THEY MASSAGED AND CUDDLED EACH OTHER
34975,You massaged and cuddled each other? What?,THEY MASSAGED AND CUDDLED EACH OTHER,"Oh, why didn’t he just say that?"
34976,I went on a trip with some online friends and it was the best experience of my life,This makes me really happy. I hope I can do the same with my online friends!,"Offer to do that and start planning :)

Happy cake day by the way!"
34977,This makes me really happy. I hope I can do the same with my online friends!,"Offer to do that and start planning :)

Happy cake day by the way!",Thank you!
34978,Does anybody feel like they’re not interesting at all?,"I used to, that's why I left my country and taught in Botswana for a year. ",Well that’s definitely something interesting!
34979,"I used to, that's why I left my country and taught in Botswana for a year. ",Well that’s definitely something interesting!,Found a wife there as well :) 
34980,Well that’s definitely something interesting!,Found a wife there as well :) ,That’s awesome! Congrats!
34981,Well that’s definitely something interesting!,Found a wife there as well :) ,Just somebody's wife? Or is she your wife now? 
34982,Found a wife there as well :) ,Just somebody's wife? Or is she your wife now? ,My wife
34983,Just somebody's wife? Or is she your wife now? ,My wife,Niiiice.... 
34984,I just realized something while in a group chat with a large amount of girls as a guy today and its been making me think,""" cuz y'all are fucking beautiful people ""

That's where you are wrong, kiddo.",You're double wrong my dude no offense
34985,""" cuz y'all are fucking beautiful people ""

That's where you are wrong, kiddo.",You're double wrong my dude no offense,Prove it.
34986,You're double wrong my dude no offense,Prove it.,Cuz only a handsome bastard would have the username SWM19
34987,Prove it.,Cuz only a handsome bastard would have the username SWM19,"S: Straight
W: White
M: Male
19: Age"
34988,Cuz only a handsome bastard would have the username SWM19,"S: Straight
W: White
M: Male
19: Age",S: Sexy W: Wealthy  :Mighty  19: 19
34989,"S: Straight
W: White
M: Male
19: Age",S: Sexy W: Wealthy  :Mighty  19: 19,"S: Not true.
W: I lost half of my money (180€) two hours ago.
Mighty: That I agree with."
34990,S: Sexy W: Wealthy  :Mighty  19: 19,"S: Not true.
W: I lost half of my money (180€) two hours ago.
Mighty: That I agree with.","1 out of 3 aint bad, and they're all probably true still"
34991,Who else is ready to throw in the towel?,"me!

hopefully, alcohol kills me, but it's unlikely

biding my time until my parents are gone",My parents are dead! I have no more responsibilities! Cheers!!!
34992,"me!

hopefully, alcohol kills me, but it's unlikely

biding my time until my parents are gone",My parents are dead! I have no more responsibilities! Cheers!!!,"lucky!

i have a sister too, so i might have to stick around for her too

what about you?"
34993,My parents are dead! I have no more responsibilities! Cheers!!!,"lucky!

i have a sister too, so i might have to stick around for her too

what about you?",Nope! 4 half brothers that are complete strangers! No one to watch over!
34994,"lucky!

i have a sister too, so i might have to stick around for her too

what about you?",Nope! 4 half brothers that are complete strangers! No one to watch over!,"rough

what's kept you going so far?"
34995,Nope! 4 half brothers that are complete strangers! No one to watch over!,"rough

what's kept you going so far?",Inherited parents dogs and I have my dog. After that there's nothing 😎 youngest is 7
34996,"rough

what's kept you going so far?",Inherited parents dogs and I have my dog. After that there's nothing 😎 youngest is 7,"give that dogo a good pat

hopefully he sticks around, &lt;3
"
34997,Inherited parents dogs and I have my dog. After that there's nothing 😎 youngest is 7,"give that dogo a good pat

hopefully he sticks around, &lt;3
",Youngest is 7 and has an average life expectancy of 12 to 14 years 
34998,So... I've got a gene mutation...,"Honestly thought you were going to say it stood for motherfucker.

Glad you found a solution! ",Glad I’m not the only one
34999,"Honestly thought you were going to say it stood for motherfucker.

Glad you found a solution! ",Glad I’m not the only one,I was happy to find others who also have the mutation.
35000,So... I've got a gene mutation...,"Honestly thought you were going to say it stood for motherfucker.

Glad you found a solution! ",My whole family has it. And they do indeed call it the motherfucker gene
35001,"Honestly thought you were going to say it stood for motherfucker.

Glad you found a solution! ",My whole family has it. And they do indeed call it the motherfucker gene,"Haha, that was my thought: The MoFo gene. :)"
35002,So... I've got a gene mutation...,"Honestly thought you were going to say it stood for motherfucker.

Glad you found a solution! ","I thought this was going to turn out to be a u/shittymorph post or something
"
35003,"Honestly thought you were going to say it stood for motherfucker.

Glad you found a solution! ","I thought this was going to turn out to be a u/shittymorph post or something
",Same here skipped to the end for nineteen ninety eight when life was much easier.  
35004,"I thought this was going to turn out to be a u/shittymorph post or something
",Same here skipped to the end for nineteen ninety eight when life was much easier.  ,Oh hai
35005,Same here skipped to the end for nineteen ninety eight when life was much easier.  ,Oh hai,mark
35006,So... I've got a gene mutation...,"Honestly thought you were going to say it stood for motherfucker.

Glad you found a solution! ",Yeah my brain immediately read that and thought this was going to be some sarcastic joke post
35007,"Honestly thought you were going to say it stood for motherfucker.

Glad you found a solution! ",Yeah my brain immediately read that and thought this was going to be some sarcastic joke post,"Haha, I would never joke about something so sad and serious."
35008,So... I've got a gene mutation...,Do you mind explaining what brain fog is? I've never heard of it before ,Just when you have a really hard time concentrating. Like everything goes blank.
35009,Do you mind explaining what brain fog is? I've never heard of it before ,Just when you have a really hard time concentrating. Like everything goes blank.,"Wow, I can imagine that being hard to live with. Is it common? What causes it?"
35010,So... I've got a gene mutation...,Which one is it? I have it as well. ,"C677T, specifically.  Which one do you have?"
35011,Which one is it? I have it as well. ,"C677T, specifically.  Which one do you have?",No idea? I didn't know it was so specific 
35012,So... I've got a gene mutation...,Don't abandon thread please! I'd like to see answers to some of these questions.,I bet s/he'll be back! I get anxious after posting heartfelt things and disappear sometimes.
35013,Don't abandon thread please! I'd like to see answers to some of these questions.,I bet s/he'll be back! I get anxious after posting heartfelt things and disappear sometimes.,Just too late. :(
35014,Does anybody ever lose interest or just get bored of music?,Smoke weed,Already do actually 😥
35015,Smoke weed,Already do actually 😥,"Lol, well shit. I’d just take a break for a few days then!"
35016,What’s your comfort food?,My comfort food is always a nice cup of tea combined with whatever leftovers i got.,How do you take your tea?
35017,My comfort food is always a nice cup of tea combined with whatever leftovers i got.,How do you take your tea?,"Uh, Hot?"
35018,How do you take your tea?,"Uh, Hot?","Haha I meant like, with sugar, milk, lemon, honey etc"
35019,"Uh, Hot?","Haha I meant like, with sugar, milk, lemon, honey etc","Oh, then i like it with lemon."
35020,What’s your comfort food?,Japanese noodle soup. ,Is that like ramen?
35021,Japanese noodle soup. ,Is that like ramen?,Yes. But also thicker noodles. 
35022,Is that like ramen?,Yes. But also thicker noodles. ,Udon? 
35023,Yes. But also thicker noodles. ,Udon? ,Yes them too. 😊👍
35024,What’s your comfort food?,Jello. I love simple jello ,Any flavour preference?
35025,Jello. I love simple jello ,Any flavour preference?,Nope! Just jello! Any flavour makes me happy. 
35026,What are you excited about for the month of September?,I'm waiting for the new J.I.D. and 6lack albums to come out,Oh shit 6lack got new stuff soon?
35027,I'm waiting for the new J.I.D. and 6lack albums to come out,Oh shit 6lack got new stuff soon?,"Yeah, East Atlanta Love letter, just found out about it last week."
35028,Oh shit 6lack got new stuff soon?,"Yeah, East Atlanta Love letter, just found out about it last week.",Awesome thanks man I'll have a look!
35029,What are you excited about for the month of September?,"Pumpkin Spice back at Starbucks. Yes, I’m a basic bitch and I love it. ",Ugh! I want to try it so bad. 
35030,"Pumpkin Spice back at Starbucks. Yes, I’m a basic bitch and I love it. ",Ugh! I want to try it so bad. ,Why can’t you? Do you live somewhere that doesn’t have it?
35031,Does anyone else have a massive problem never finishing something they start?,Ye,"Dud, you didn't finish your"
35032,Ye,"Dud, you didn't finish your",I
35033,"Dud, you didn't finish your",I,What is
35034,I,What is,Who
35035,What is,Who,why th
35036,Who,why th,I ag
35037,why th,I ag,"Th

Edit: thanks for t"
35038,I ag,"Th

Edit: thanks for t",Premature edi
35039,why th,I ag,You don’t ev
35040,I ag,You don’t ev,Why is this ha
35041,You don’t ev,Why is this ha,"Hel
"
35042,Why is this ha,"Hel
",Me to
35043,Ye,"Dud, you didn't finish your",Did Candlejack show u
35044,Does anyone else have a massive problem never finishing something they start?,Ye,I came here to make this jo
35045,Ye,I came here to make this jo,I had the same ide
35046,Does anyone else have a massive problem never finishing something they start?,Ye,I see wh
35047,Ye,I see wh,I don’t get
35048,Does anyone else have a massive problem never finishing something they start?,"Yeah. I have about 10 quilts to finish. I get bored. Start another. You’re not alone , Bub",Can you attach some of those quilts together to finish them?
35049,"Yeah. I have about 10 quilts to finish. I get bored. Start another. You’re not alone , Bub",Can you attach some of those quilts together to finish them?,That’s an interesting idea. 
35050,Can you attach some of those quilts together to finish them?,That’s an interesting idea. ,:)
35051,"My son saw a sign that said 'please keep children under supervision' and asked ""dad, have you got super vision?"". I never thought of the word 'supervision' that way before.",Manslaughter. Man's laughter. As a kid I couldn't grock why this was a crime. ,Therapist. The rapist. What.. they just have business cards advertising their crimes??!?!?!?
35052,Manslaughter. Man's laughter. As a kid I couldn't grock why this was a crime. ,Therapist. The rapist. What.. they just have business cards advertising their crimes??!?!?!?,Hahaha. My buddy who is a famous Kobe hater has a Lakers jersey with therapist on tbe back. 
35053,Manslaughter. Man's laughter. As a kid I couldn't grock why this was a crime. ,Therapist. The rapist. What.. they just have business cards advertising their crimes??!?!?!?,"Analyzing therapist. Analrapist.

Source: Arrested Development"
35054,"I watch everything at x2 speed. Youtube, Netflix you name it.",That sounds unbearable ,Don't knock it till you try it
35055,That sounds unbearable ,Don't knock it till you try it,I did the second I saw this 
35056,"I watch everything at x2 speed. Youtube, Netflix you name it.",How do i do this in the youtube mobile app,3 dots on top right corner 
35057,How do i do this in the youtube mobile app,3 dots on top right corner ,Dude thank you! Actually excited avout this
35058,3 dots on top right corner ,Dude thank you! Actually excited avout this,You are very welcome
35059,Dude thank you! Actually excited avout this,You are very welcome,If you know how to do this in any other mobile apps please let me know!
35060,Anyone excited for anything coming up in life?,Yeah I'm going on holiday to a really cool place at the end of the year and I'm sooo excited :D,Where? 
35061,Yeah I'm going on holiday to a really cool place at the end of the year and I'm sooo excited :D,Where? ,Iceland :D did you go on holiday this year? Have you ever been to Iceland?
35062,Where? ,Iceland :D did you go on holiday this year? Have you ever been to Iceland?,I don't go on holiday. My dad always talks about going to Iceland. He wants to see the geysers. 
35063,Iceland :D did you go on holiday this year? Have you ever been to Iceland?,I don't go on holiday. My dad always talks about going to Iceland. He wants to see the geysers. ,Do you think he will go? I can't wait. Why don't you go on holidays?
35064,"Dont call me daddy, call me hokage",I was mowing the lawn today and I ran face first into a spider web. It was sad. ,"Eek, I hope you are alright, I hope they didn't consume your soul"
35065,I was mowing the lawn today and I ran face first into a spider web. It was sad. ,"Eek, I hope you are alright, I hope they didn't consume your soul","I think I'm dead, they may have colonized my hair. Send help "
35066,"Eek, I hope you are alright, I hope they didn't consume your soul","I think I'm dead, they may have colonized my hair. Send help ","They are on there way, *worried* hang in there"
35067,"I think I'm dead, they may have colonized my hair. Send help ","They are on there way, *worried* hang in there",Tell my dad *wheeze* that he's kinda a dick 
35068,"Dont call me daddy, call me hokage",How many times a day do you brush your teeth?,"Not OP, but I clean my mouth three times a day."
35069,How many times a day do you brush your teeth?,"Not OP, but I clean my mouth three times a day.",Why 3?
35070,"I would do nearly anything for about $100,000.",Sex. Sell yourself to a rich person for sex. ,Market rate for an average Redditor is tree-fiddy though.
35071,Sex. Sell yourself to a rich person for sex. ,Market rate for an average Redditor is tree-fiddy though.,I thought it was about the same cost of reddit gold
35072,Sex. Sell yourself to a rich person for sex. ,Market rate for an average Redditor is tree-fiddy though.,Don't be silly.  It's negative.
35073,"I would do nearly anything for about $100,000.",Sex. Sell yourself to a rich person for sex. ,"I would, if there was a market."
35074,Sex. Sell yourself to a rich person for sex. ,"I would, if there was a market.",Lol there is
35075,"I would, if there was a market.",Lol there is,I'm like a younger Kyle Gass with hair.
35076,Lol there is,I'm like a younger Kyle Gass with hair.,Lmao
35077,I'm like a younger Kyle Gass with hair.,Lmao,Are you by change a crazy rich person with an affinity for late 20's Kyle Gass lookalikes?
35078,Sex. Sell yourself to a rich person for sex. ,"I would, if there was a market.",Come to Amsterdam!
35079,"I would do nearly anything for about $100,000.","Sorry, but it was your choice to go to an American school.",Never really had the opportunity to go to an out of country school
35080,"Sorry, but it was your choice to go to an American school.",Never really had the opportunity to go to an out of country school,Why?
35081,Tell me what's on your mind.,"it feels like Friday, but it isn't :( ",Guess what! It's Friday!!!!
35082,"it feels like Friday, but it isn't :( ",Guess what! It's Friday!!!!,Haha! This made me smile :) I hope you have a great weekend!
35083,Guess what! It's Friday!!!!,Haha! This made me smile :) I hope you have a great weekend!,You have an awesome weekend!!!!
35084,Tell me what's on your mind.,How do talk to people. hlep.,You can talk to me! I love to talk to people :) 
35085,How do talk to people. hlep.,You can talk to me! I love to talk to people :) ,"Well thank you :) I meant more irl, I have social anxiety and I want more irl friends.

"
35086,Americans define themselves by the nationalities of their ancestors but absolutely lose their mind when someone speaks a language other than English.,ᏣᎳᎩᏍ ᎯᏬᏂᏍᎩ?,Cherokee?
35087,ᏣᎳᎩᏍ ᎯᏬᏂᏍᎩ?,Cherokee?,ᎥᎥ!
35088,Cherokee?,ᎥᎥ!,Very cool.  A nice change from the rest of the thread.
35089,I got a job interview!,"Congratulations!

I had a job during college - had to have that beer money, hahaha.",Definitely. At my college there ain't much to do but drink or study.
35090,"Congratulations!

I had a job during college - had to have that beer money, hahaha.",Definitely. At my college there ain't much to do but drink or study.,That’s every college town my friend lol
35091,Experiencing a full-time job for the first time ever and it is BRUTAL,Wait till you start working 14 hour shifts.,Highly unlikely that anyone would work 14 hour shifts
35092,Wait till you start working 14 hour shifts.,Highly unlikely that anyone would work 14 hour shifts,"Many, many people work 80+ hours a week, it is fairly common in the legal profession. "
35093,Highly unlikely that anyone would work 14 hour shifts,"Many, many people work 80+ hours a week, it is fairly common in the legal profession. ",The max you can do is 48 hour work weeks where I'm from
35094,Wait till you start working 14 hour shifts.,Highly unlikely that anyone would work 14 hour shifts,Security guards often have to work 16 hour shifts. It's freaking inhumane
35095,Experiencing a full-time job for the first time ever and it is BRUTAL,Wait till you start working 14 hour shifts.,And get paid salary. I wouldn't mind working 14 if I was hourly.
35096,Wait till you start working 14 hour shifts.,And get paid salary. I wouldn't mind working 14 if I was hourly.,"""You get exempted!  And you get exempted!  Every salary position gets exempted!"""
35097,It’s my cake day :),Happy cake day :),thanks :)
35098,Happy cake day :),thanks :),Hopping on to say happy cake day as well.
35099,thanks :),Hopping on to say happy cake day as well.,How did you get out of the soul stone? 
35100,It’s my cake day :),Hey OP it's my cake day too! Reddit twins :P,I don't think that's how being twins works.
35101,Hey OP it's my cake day too! Reddit twins :P,I don't think that's how being twins works.,Are you telling me I'm not twins with the world trade center?
35102,I don't think that's how being twins works.,Are you telling me I'm not twins with the world trade center?,not with that attitude 
35103,I don't think that's how being twins works.,Are you telling me I'm not twins with the world trade center?,Wouldn’t that make you triplets?
35104,It’s my cake day :),Is cake day your actual birthday or your yearly redditor anniversary,Yearly redditor anniversary
35105,Is cake day your actual birthday or your yearly redditor anniversary,Yearly redditor anniversary,Thx
35106,"Tell me your favorite song and why, and I'll put it in a playlist!",Right now .. sweet disposition by temper trap,Can I ask what it is about this song that makes it your favorite?
35107,Right now .. sweet disposition by temper trap,Can I ask what it is about this song that makes it your favorite?,I like the way it sounds :D 
35108,Can I ask what it is about this song that makes it your favorite?,I like the way it sounds :D ,Fair enough! Thanks for your comment!
35109,What are your unpopular opinions that don’t include the following things?,2Pac lyrically wasn't a top 10 rapper,If you die early you shouldn’t be in consideration for “greatest of all time”. 
35110,2Pac lyrically wasn't a top 10 rapper,If you die early you shouldn’t be in consideration for “greatest of all time”. ,So Big shouldn't be in considerartion?
35111,If you die early you shouldn’t be in consideration for “greatest of all time”. ,So Big shouldn't be in considerartion?,Why wound big be different than 2pac in that regard 
35112,"I’m brand-new to this subreddit, and it seems interesting.",Hey there I'm also new here nice to meet you!,"(*Welcome to the sub, pleased to have you here :)* )"
35113,Hey there I'm also new here nice to meet you!,"(*Welcome to the sub, pleased to have you here :)* )",Thank you!
35114,"(*Welcome to the sub, pleased to have you here :)* )",Thank you!,My pleasure!
35115,Giving your child odd and unique names,"May I suggest Lucifer or Adolf

those are good boy name in my opinion :\^)",Adolf is going to be a hella hit name huh
35116,"May I suggest Lucifer or Adolf

those are good boy name in my opinion :\^)",Adolf is going to be a hella hit name huh,Adolf is really not that bad. If your last name is Hitler... Not so much
35117,Giving your child odd and unique names,"May I suggest Lucifer or Adolf

those are good boy name in my opinion :\^)",Lucifer? How about something the kid can live with... like Pubert!
35118,"May I suggest Lucifer or Adolf

those are good boy name in my opinion :\^)",Lucifer? How about something the kid can live with... like Pubert!,lmfao thats cruel
35119,Giving your child odd and unique names,My cousins hubby taught a kid named abcd ( ab-ced-ee).... some fucking parents are fucked,It’s like they’re just asking for their children to be bullied :/
35120,My cousins hubby taught a kid named abcd ( ab-ced-ee).... some fucking parents are fucked,It’s like they’re just asking for their children to be bullied :/,A close friend of mine named her kid Abcde. 
35121,Anyone up for a casual conversation?,"Office monkey, what's up?","haha, just trying to kill some time"
35122,"Office monkey, what's up?","haha, just trying to kill some time",U up to talk about anything? That's what this sub is about 
35123,"haha, just trying to kill some time",U up to talk about anything? That's what this sub is about ,pretty much yes
35124,U up to talk about anything? That's what this sub is about ,pretty much yes,Are you Australian?
35125,pretty much yes,Are you Australian?,Indian
35126,Are you Australian?,Indian,"I have Indian ancestry. I'm part ""gypsy"""
35127,Indian,"I have Indian ancestry. I'm part ""gypsy""","Interesting, where are you currently?"
35128,"I have Indian ancestry. I'm part ""gypsy""","Interesting, where are you currently?",Canada
35129,"Interesting, where are you currently?",Canada,"ah, a lot of Indians there I guess?"
35130,Canada,"ah, a lot of Indians there I guess?","Yeah and the conservatives call them ""pakis"""
35131,"ah, a lot of Indians there I guess?","Yeah and the conservatives call them ""pakis""",That's always been for the people from Pakistan I thought
35132,Anyone up for a casual conversation?,What’s your favourite vegetable ,Kidney beans. It's an Indian dish that we eat with rice
35133,What’s your favourite vegetable ,Kidney beans. It's an Indian dish that we eat with rice,"Nice. 
I’m on the other side of the world so it’s bedtime but enjoy your day at the office. "
35134,Kidney beans. It's an Indian dish that we eat with rice,"Nice. 
I’m on the other side of the world so it’s bedtime but enjoy your day at the office. ",Good night to you
35135,Anyone up for a casual conversation?,What kind of work are you *supposed* to be doing at the office? ,I am a software dev
35136,What kind of work are you *supposed* to be doing at the office? ,I am a software dev,Apps? Games? Computer programs? 
35137,I am a software dev,Apps? Games? Computer programs? ,Web apps currently. Have made mobile apps and chat bots in the past
35138,Apps? Games? Computer programs? ,Web apps currently. Have made mobile apps and chat bots in the past,Do you have any really big plans for developing apps and stuff? 
35139,Anyone up for a casual conversation?,Do you like guinea pigs?,Don't think we have them in this part of the world. But I am not an animal person anyway
35140,Do you like guinea pigs?,Don't think we have them in this part of the world. But I am not an animal person anyway,You’re missing out my friend
35141,Don't think we have them in this part of the world. But I am not an animal person anyway,You’re missing out my friend,"Maybe, as I said, not an animal person"
35142,Im too polite and now the Jehovahs Witnesses think I am very interested and have started showing up more and more and weirding me out,Learn to say no.,"Yeah, youre right. I feel like im in too deep now but youre right."
35143,Learn to say no.,"Yeah, youre right. I feel like im in too deep now but youre right.","Too deep? Please be careful, we do not want to have to do an intervention on you."
35144,"Yeah, youre right. I feel like im in too deep now but youre right.","Too deep? Please be careful, we do not want to have to do an intervention on you.",He might have to change his name from /u/accidentlycelibate to /u/accidentlyjehovah
35145,"Too deep? Please be careful, we do not want to have to do an intervention on you.",He might have to change his name from /u/accidentlycelibate to /u/accidentlyjehovah,Curb your enthusiasm music plays in the distance 
35146,Learn to say no.,"Yeah, youre right. I feel like im in too deep now but youre right.",Learning to say no is a very valuable skill to learn. 
35147,Learn to say no.,"Yeah, youre right. I feel like im in too deep now but youre right.","""You and you can come in, you - not so much."" "
35148,What are you guys excited for in the near future?,I have to go to the Netherlands for a couple of weeks for work. It should be interesting. ,"Its a wonderful country, do you have anything planned leisure-wise?"
35149,I have to go to the Netherlands for a couple of weeks for work. It should be interesting. ,"Its a wonderful country, do you have anything planned leisure-wise?",No. I will be working the whole time in a steel mill.
35150,"Its a wonderful country, do you have anything planned leisure-wise?",No. I will be working the whole time in a steel mill.,"Brutal.

Do they at least pay well?"
35151,No. I will be working the whole time in a steel mill.,"Brutal.

Do they at least pay well?",Should. 
35152,"Brutal.

Do they at least pay well?",Should. ,"Hang in there, man."
35153,"Hello! I'm never posted on Reddit before, how are you?",Boop. ,Beep!
35154,Boop. ,Beep!,Bop 
35155,Beep!,Bop ,Bep!
35156,"Hello! I'm never posted on Reddit before, how are you?",good,Uh yeah? lol 
35157,good,Uh yeah? lol ,Yep
35158,Retired grandfather. A drink in one hand and a joint in the other.,Are you a believer in Thor?,"I don't ""believe"" anything. Either it's proven or it's not. "
35159,Are you a believer in Thor?,"I don't ""believe"" anything. Either it's proven or it's not. ",A fascinating approach. What constitutes proof? General scientific consensus?
35160,Are you a believer in Thor?,"I don't ""believe"" anything. Either it's proven or it's not. ","You are a man after my own heart, cheers sir."
35161,Retired grandfather. A drink in one hand and a joint in the other.,"Top five music artists!!
","The Beatles. 

The Doors. 

Pink Floyd. 

U2. 

Pearl Jam. 

"
35162,"Top five music artists!!
","The Beatles. 

The Doors. 

Pink Floyd. 

U2. 

Pearl Jam. 

",5 seems bigger for some reason...
35163,"The Beatles. 

The Doors. 

Pink Floyd. 

U2. 

Pearl Jam. 

",5 seems bigger for some reason...,"He's old, give him a break :)"
35164,"The Beatles. 

The Doors. 

Pink Floyd. 

U2. 

Pearl Jam. 

",5 seems bigger for some reason...,I needed 7
35165,Retired grandfather. A drink in one hand and a joint in the other.,Whats your favorite movie? ,Bourne Identity. 
35166,Whats your favorite movie? ,Bourne Identity. ,"Great flick, congratulation on the retirement!"
35167,What artists/musicians get the most underserved hate?,"Idk if it’s undeserved, but I fucking HATE Nickelback...",Tell us how you really feel but first look at this photograph.
35168,"Idk if it’s undeserved, but I fucking HATE Nickelback...",Tell us how you really feel but first look at this photograph.,Look at this 'graAAAph!
35169,Living on your own is the best: dancing around with no pants on to music at 12.45am is so freeing,Pretty much everything is better with no pants on!,Best part of living on your own imo!
35170,Pretty much everything is better with no pants on!,Best part of living on your own imo!,"I don't live alone, but still occasionally rock out with no pants on..."
35171,Best part of living on your own imo!,"I don't live alone, but still occasionally rock out with no pants on...","Hey, some of us are more daring than others. Keep on."
35172,Pretty much everything is better with no pants on!,Best part of living on your own imo!,"Living with my wife we both are frequently pantsless.  


Best soulmate ever honestly"
35173,Best part of living on your own imo!,"Living with my wife we both are frequently pantsless.  


Best soulmate ever honestly",Same! My husband and I's space is pretty much a no pants zone. I should paint a sign. 
35174,Pretty much everything is better with no pants on!,Best part of living on your own imo!,My favorite part is walking out of the shower without having to put any piece of clothes on
35175,Pretty much everything is better with no pants on!,Best part of living on your own imo!,Is is something by Katy Perry or perhaps Ms. Swift?
35176,Living on your own is the best: dancing around with no pants on to music at 12.45am is so freeing,Pretty much everything is better with no pants on!,Even sex?
35177,Pretty much everything is better with no pants on!,Even sex?,I guess that’s up to you ... whatever floats your goat.
35178,Living on your own is the best: dancing around with no pants on to music at 12.45am is so freeing,Pretty much everything is better with no pants on!,"I get cold really quickly, I would not survive without my pants."
35179,Pretty much everything is better with no pants on!,"I get cold really quickly, I would not survive without my pants.",I gots hot pants!  😂😂😂
35180,Living on your own is the best: dancing around with no pants on to music at 12.45am is so freeing,Pretty much everything is better with no pants on!,Except welding.
35181,Pretty much everything is better with no pants on!,Except welding.,😂
35182,Living on your own is the best: dancing around with no pants on to music at 12.45am is so freeing,Pretty much everything is better with no pants on!,I have unanimously announced my single occupation flat the No Pants Zone.  
35183,Pretty much everything is better with no pants on!,I have unanimously announced my single occupation flat the No Pants Zone.  ,I wish to seek asylum!
35184,Living on your own is the best: dancing around with no pants on to music at 12.45am is so freeing,Pretty much everything is better with no pants on!,[removed]
35185,Pretty much everything is better with no pants on!,[removed],No pants to loosen after a big meal!
35186,Living on your own is the best: dancing around with no pants on to music at 12.45am is so freeing,Pretty much everything is better with no pants on!,Except frying bacon.
35187,Pretty much everything is better with no pants on!,Except frying bacon.,Truth. I thought I’d be all sexy and do that in nothing but a lil apron once. Once.😳
35188,Living on your own is the best: dancing around with no pants on to music at 12.45am is so freeing,Pretty much everything is better with no pants on!,So you’re saying you don’t need pants to slep
35189,Pretty much everything is better with no pants on!,So you’re saying you don’t need pants to slep,Never!!!
35190,Living on your own is the best: dancing around with no pants on to music at 12.45am is so freeing,Pretty much everything is better with no pants on!,British pants or American pants? 
35191,Pretty much everything is better with no pants on!,British pants or American pants? ,There’s a difference?!!?😳
35192,British pants or American pants? ,There’s a difference?!!?😳,"British say ""pants"" for underpants/briefs and ""trousers"" for pants. "
35193,There’s a difference?!!?😳,"British say ""pants"" for underpants/briefs and ""trousers"" for pants. ","Oh ... I thought it was “knickers.” Either way, though, I suppose ... as long as one is comfy!"
35194,"British say ""pants"" for underpants/briefs and ""trousers"" for pants. ","Oh ... I thought it was “knickers.” Either way, though, I suppose ... as long as one is comfy!",Knickers generally for women's undergarments and pants or underpants for men. 
35195,Living on your own is the best: dancing around with no pants on to music at 12.45am is so freeing,Finding someone you can live with and still do this is even better ,Don’t harsh the mellow. 
35196,Finding someone you can live with and still do this is even better ,Don’t harsh the mellow. ,I think they’re just adding their own experience!
35197,Living on your own is the best: dancing around with no pants on to music at 12.45am is so freeing,"It's 12:30AM.

I now know what I'm gonna do in 15 minutes","You're in a timezone with half-hour increments? Where's that, India?"
35198,"It's 12:30AM.

I now know what I'm gonna do in 15 minutes","You're in a timezone with half-hour increments? Where's that, India?","Very astute, Yep"
35199,Living on your own is the best: dancing around with no pants on to music at 12.45am is so freeing,"Either you don't live in an apartment, or you're my upstairs neighbor.",Not an apartment - I bought my own townhouse this year! ❤
35200,"Either you don't live in an apartment, or you're my upstairs neighbor.",Not an apartment - I bought my own townhouse this year! ❤,"God who the hell cares.  

Why is this shit on my /r/all feed?"
35201,Living on your own is the best: dancing around with no pants on to music at 12.45am is so freeing,Rock out with your cock out. ,Prance about with your Lance out. 
35202,Rock out with your cock out. ,Prance about with your Lance out. ,Dance on with no pants on. 
35203,"TIL of bot4bot. If you comment « u/bot4bot » followed by a user’s username, it will give you stats about the user. Try it out!",My profile data: u/bot4bot biofrosted,How long does it usually take until he answers?
35204,My profile data: u/bot4bot biofrosted,How long does it usually take until he answers?,"There you go, my report is ready "
35205,How long does it usually take until he answers?,"There you go, my report is ready ",Nice. And my results where not really unexpected:D
35206,"There you go, my report is ready ",Nice. And my results where not really unexpected:D,what do you mean 
35207,My profile data: u/bot4bot biofrosted,How long does it usually take until he answers?,u/bot4bot Nenkrich 
35208,"TIL of bot4bot. If you comment « u/bot4bot » followed by a user’s username, it will give you stats about the user. Try it out!",u/bot4bot NoLifeHere,"If you didn’t get it, try your name in Lower case "
35209,u/bot4bot NoLifeHere,"If you didn’t get it, try your name in Lower case ",I got it.
35210,"If you didn’t get it, try your name in Lower case ",I got it.,Sweet!
35211,"TIL of bot4bot. If you comment « u/bot4bot » followed by a user’s username, it will give you stats about the user. Try it out!",u/bot4bot kaineoramarov,Bot gave up on me lol. No report
35212,u/bot4bot kaineoramarov,Bot gave up on me lol. No report,same
35213,"TIL of bot4bot. If you comment « u/bot4bot » followed by a user’s username, it will give you stats about the user. Try it out!",I'll try: u/bot4bot XRaketo,"You need only the bot and the name, without other text "
35214,I'll try: u/bot4bot XRaketo,"You need only the bot and the name, without other text ",Thanks
35215,"TIL of bot4bot. If you comment « u/bot4bot » followed by a user’s username, it will give you stats about the user. Try it out!",u/bot4bot PM__ME__YOGURT__PICS,u/bot4bot pm__me__yogurt__pics
35216,u/bot4bot PM__ME__YOGURT__PICS,u/bot4bot pm__me__yogurt__pics,u/bot4bot PM\_\_ME\_\_YOGURT\_\_PICS
35217,Can someone accompany me during this lonely hours on this really uncomfortable wedding?,"Are you at the wedding right now, or the reception?",Kinda both 
35218,"Are you at the wedding right now, or the reception?",Kinda both ,Is there a band or a DJ?
35219,Kinda both ,Is there a band or a DJ?,"DJ its playing 80s classics as ballads, it was so weird listeting to a slow chamaleon"
35220,Is there a band or a DJ?,"DJ its playing 80s classics as ballads, it was so weird listeting to a slow chamaleon",Are they playing covers or just slowing down the song...?
35221,"DJ its playing 80s classics as ballads, it was so weird listeting to a slow chamaleon",Are they playing covers or just slowing down the song...?,Covers
35222,Can someone accompany me during this lonely hours on this really uncomfortable wedding?,is it an open bar?,I WISHHH 
35223,is it an open bar?,I WISHHH ,"dear lord

god have mercy on your soul"
35224,I WISHHH ,"dear lord

god have mercy on your soul",Im killing for some rum right now
35225,"dear lord

god have mercy on your soul",Im killing for some rum right now,i'm sending you all my energy
35226,is it an open bar?,I WISHHH ,"Im a cheap mother fucker but damn it, even my wedding is gonna have an open bar"
35227,Can someone accompany me during this lonely hours on this really uncomfortable wedding?,I think it’s time for you to let loose and dance......,Ill put my hand up in the air like i dont care
35228,I think it’s time for you to let loose and dance......,Ill put my hand up in the air like i dont care,Damn straight
35229,I haven't travelled in over a decade and was going to cancel my trip due to anxiety. I have just spent my first 24 hours in the States visiting from London and so glad that I didn't cancel :),Welcome! =D,America/US/both? 
35230,Welcome! =D,America/US/both? ,Welcome to America! 😀
35231,America/US/both? ,Welcome to America! 😀,Thanks! 😊 
35232,Welcome to America! 😀,Thanks! 😊 ,What cities are you visiting?
35233,Welcome! =D,America/US/both? ,Here America and the US are the same thing.
35234,America/US/both? ,Here America and the US are the same thing.,"...

Damn it! I meant UK! "
35235,I haven't travelled in over a decade and was going to cancel my trip due to anxiety. I have just spent my first 24 hours in the States visiting from London and so glad that I didn't cancel :),"In the US it's ""theater""

;-)",Eurgh! That's so wrong! 😉 
35236,"In the US it's ""theater""

;-)",Eurgh! That's so wrong! 😉 ,"Or “to the movies”, if you say just to the theater that’s weird."
35237,Eurgh! That's so wrong! 😉 ,"Or “to the movies”, if you say just to the theater that’s weird.","Yeah only use the word theater when I'm saying movie theater, never just on its own"
35238,"Or “to the movies”, if you say just to the theater that’s weird.","Yeah only use the word theater when I'm saying movie theater, never just on its own",What about if you're going to the theatre?
35239,A coworker just discovered my previous Reddit username and I had to delete my account. I was in the five-year club. And not I'm starting afresh.,"That stinks.        
I, too, enjoy the privacy aspect of being somewhat anonymous. ","Haha, yeah, it does kinda stink. But I'm feeling positive about being a chocolate zen banana :) "
35240,"That stinks.        
I, too, enjoy the privacy aspect of being somewhat anonymous. ","Haha, yeah, it does kinda stink. But I'm feeling positive about being a chocolate zen banana :) ","I just looked at your username - well done, you. "
35241,"Haha, yeah, it does kinda stink. But I'm feeling positive about being a chocolate zen banana :) ","I just looked at your username - well done, you. ",Thank you! :D
35242,"I just looked at your username - well done, you. ",Thank you! :D,We bananas must stick together!
35243,Thank you! :D,We bananas must stick together!,God forbid we ever split! 
35244,We bananas must stick together!,God forbid we ever split! ,*Looks menacingly with ice cream and spoon*
35245,We bananas must stick together!,God forbid we ever split! ,I think I’ll stick with your bunch! 
35246,We bananas must stick together!,God forbid we ever split! ,Take your upvote and get the hell out!
35247,God forbid we ever split! ,Take your upvote and get the hell out!,"dude that upvote is on fire

literally chill"
35248,We bananas must stick together!,God forbid we ever split! ,Boooooo
35249,"That stinks.        
I, too, enjoy the privacy aspect of being somewhat anonymous. ","Haha, yeah, it does kinda stink. But I'm feeling positive about being a chocolate zen banana :) ",What if your coworker sees this post and knows this is your new name now?!?! 
35250,"Haha, yeah, it does kinda stink. But I'm feeling positive about being a chocolate zen banana :) ",What if your coworker sees this post and knows this is your new name now?!?! ,What a dumbass! OP needs to start over again.
35251,What if your coworker sees this post and knows this is your new name now?!?! ,What a dumbass! OP needs to start over again.,"I wasn’t being to terribly serious, but it’s definitely a possibility. "
35252,"That stinks.        
I, too, enjoy the privacy aspect of being somewhat anonymous. ","Haha, yeah, it does kinda stink. But I'm feeling positive about being a chocolate zen banana :) ","I do love your username, a small positive in a somewhat sad situation :)"
35253,A coworker just discovered my previous Reddit username and I had to delete my account. I was in the five-year club. And not I'm starting afresh.,"That stinks.        
I, too, enjoy the privacy aspect of being somewhat anonymous. ",regularly use reddit nuke chrome plugin + make new accounts regularly
35254,"That stinks.        
I, too, enjoy the privacy aspect of being somewhat anonymous. ",regularly use reddit nuke chrome plugin + make new accounts regularly," why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick? "
35255,regularly use reddit nuke chrome plugin + make new accounts regularly," why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick? ",r/unexpectedoffice
35256,regularly use reddit nuke chrome plugin + make new accounts regularly," why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick? ","why waste, say word when wor trick"
35257,A coworker just discovered my previous Reddit username and I had to delete my account. I was in the five-year club. And not I'm starting afresh.,"That stinks.        
I, too, enjoy the privacy aspect of being somewhat anonymous. ",", Allen."
35258,"That stinks.        
I, too, enjoy the privacy aspect of being somewhat anonymous. ",", Allen.",Dammit. 
35259,A coworker just discovered my previous Reddit username and I had to delete my account. I was in the five-year club. And not I'm starting afresh.,"That stinks.        
I, too, enjoy the privacy aspect of being somewhat anonymous. ","On the internet, nobody knows you are a dog. "
35260,"That stinks.        
I, too, enjoy the privacy aspect of being somewhat anonymous. ","On the internet, nobody knows you are a dog. ","Well now they do.  


Thanks a lot for the doxxing."
35261,A coworker just discovered my previous Reddit username and I had to delete my account. I was in the five-year club. And not I'm starting afresh.,Let's upvote this so that OP's friend puts two and two together and figures out who they are!,I know you were possibly joking but now it's happening and I'm kinda nervous :P 
35262,Let's upvote this so that OP's friend puts two and two together and figures out who they are!,I know you were possibly joking but now it's happening and I'm kinda nervous :P ,You're kidding...right???
35263,A coworker just discovered my previous Reddit username and I had to delete my account. I was in the five-year club. And not I'm starting afresh.,You have my upvote... Here's to a fresh start!,And you have my bow!
35264,You have my upvote... Here's to a fresh start!,And you have my bow!,Lol. Username checks out
35265,What’s made you happy recently?,"Just when i can cheer someone else up
",Wanna give the cheering someone up thing a go?
35266,"Just when i can cheer someone else up
",Wanna give the cheering someone up thing a go?,Been failing at it lately lol
35267,Wanna give the cheering someone up thing a go?,Been failing at it lately lol,"I'm not hard, I'm sure you're awesome at it. "
35268,I wanna know what makes you happy!,Playing carss with my aunty,"Dude, that sounds awesome! What's your favorite card game?"
35269,Playing carss with my aunty,"Dude, that sounds awesome! What's your favorite card game?",Its a game called speed uts very popular in India
35270,I wanna know what makes you happy!,Tea and food pretty much ,Definitely a hot cup of tea!
35271,Tea and food pretty much ,Definitely a hot cup of tea!,"I mean at least one :P, just too late for me to have any right now :("
35272,I really don't talk to people much...,"I am 18 years old, gay, never told my parents, never will. ",Never will? Why?
35273,"I am 18 years old, gay, never told my parents, never will. ",Never will? Why?,Because I don't want to. I don't know. Not much deeper than that
35274,I really don't talk to people much...,I got hit by a car when biking to school but I just got up and kept walking,They didn't stop to check on you?!
35275,I got hit by a car when biking to school but I just got up and kept walking,They didn't stop to check on you?!,No they drove off
35276,I really don't talk to people much...,I am the only person in my immediate family who is sexually attracted to men,Like.... Women included?
35277,I am the only person in my immediate family who is sexually attracted to men,Like.... Women included?,"Yes, I have two lesbian moms and two straight brothers"
35278,I really don't talk to people much...,I purposely fart as loudly as I can just for the sake of trolling. ,That's.... Not trolling. You're just gross. 
35279,I purposely fart as loudly as I can just for the sake of trolling. ,That's.... Not trolling. You're just gross. ,"I guess, but to each his own. It's an inside joke within my family and cousins"
35280,A real life love story,I was hooked until the end that you and the dude were going to end up together. Good story.,I'm getting my happy ever after next year 😊
35281,I was hooked until the end that you and the dude were going to end up together. Good story.,I'm getting my happy ever after next year 😊,Congrats!!!!
35282,I was hooked until the end that you and the dude were going to end up together. Good story.,I'm getting my happy ever after next year 😊,Congratulations!
35283,I was hooked until the end that you and the dude were going to end up together. Good story.,I'm getting my happy ever after next year 😊,Congrats to both you &amp; other couple for happily ever aftet.
35284,"It's been a year since I discovered you Reddit, and I love it",Agreed. Spending more time here and a lot less time on my toxic Facebook newsfeed.,Indeed!
35285,Agreed. Spending more time here and a lot less time on my toxic Facebook newsfeed.,Indeed!,Certainly!
35286,Indeed!,Certainly!,Indubitably!
35287,"It's been a year since I discovered you Reddit, and I love it",Agreed. Spending more time here and a lot less time on my toxic Facebook newsfeed.,"When I go on Facebook, all I see is stuff that was on reddit a week ago."
35288,Agreed. Spending more time here and a lot less time on my toxic Facebook newsfeed.,"When I go on Facebook, all I see is stuff that was on reddit a week ago.",True.
35289,"It's been a year since I discovered you Reddit, and I love it",Love your karma level too exactly at 365. A Karma a day keeps the doctor away!,"Hadn't noticed! Hahaha

(I'm stealing your phrase btw)"
35290,Love your karma level too exactly at 365. A Karma a day keeps the doctor away!,"Hadn't noticed! Hahaha

(I'm stealing your phrase btw)",All yours :) happy cake day
35291,"Hadn't noticed! Hahaha

(I'm stealing your phrase btw)",All yours :) happy cake day,Thanks!
35292,"It's been a year since I discovered you Reddit, and I love it",Aye man same. I got 23 days left till my cake day and I’m looking forward to it.,Happy cake day in advance! So exciting!
35293,Aye man same. I got 23 days left till my cake day and I’m looking forward to it.,Happy cake day in advance! So exciting!,Thanks I can’t wait
35294,"It's been a year since I discovered you Reddit, and I love it",I'v been here for 5 years and I hate it.,I'm sorry to hear that. Good thing is that you can leave whenever you want.
35295,I'v been here for 5 years and I hate it.,I'm sorry to hear that. Good thing is that you can leave whenever you want.,Harder done than said.
35296,"It's been a year since I discovered you Reddit, and I love it",Stay away from the toxic subs and it's a good time. ,Toxic subs or against your beliefs. Agree.
35297,Stay away from the toxic subs and it's a good time. ,Toxic subs or against your beliefs. Agree.,Against your beliefs is fine. Toxic is toxic. 
35298,"It's been a year since I discovered you Reddit, and I love it","I've been here for nine years.

Oh... 

oh, no... ",Isn't it weird? 8 years! Seeing Reddit grow for all these years is amazing. 
35299,"I've been here for nine years.

Oh... 

oh, no... ",Isn't it weird? 8 years! Seeing Reddit grow for all these years is amazing. ,Nostalgia
35300,"It's been a year since I discovered you Reddit, and I love it",Can we be cake day friends?,Absolutely! Happy Cake Day!
35301,Can we be cake day friends?,Absolutely! Happy Cake Day!,"Hell yeah, happy cake day!"
35302,Where is everyone from?,Texas!,Same!
35303,Texas!,Same!,That’s awesome lol 
35304,Same!,That’s awesome lol ,Where in TX? If you don't mind me asking!
35305,That’s awesome lol ,Where in TX? If you don't mind me asking!,Hill Country area if you know where that is haha
35306,Where is everyone from?,California ,Definitely a place I'd love to visit! How do you like it?
35307,California ,Definitely a place I'd love to visit! How do you like it?,"Pretty good when stuff isn’t on fire, I’m in northern cali so for sure pretty chill here"
35308,Son’s dance lessons.,"Dude, I wish you were my dad.",You want to learn the floss son?
35309,"Dude, I wish you were my dad.",You want to learn the floss son?,It's important to teach good dental hygiene at a young age.  Early habits are lasting habits.
35310,You want to learn the floss son?,It's important to teach good dental hygiene at a young age.  Early habits are lasting habits.,I like your username=]
35311,Son’s dance lessons.,"If kids do the floss in the U.K. , it’s considered a sign of abuse. 🙄",Huh?
35312,"If kids do the floss in the U.K. , it’s considered a sign of abuse. 🙄",Huh?,Basically the U.S. &gt; U.K.
35313,"If kids do the floss in the U.K. , it’s considered a sign of abuse. 🙄",Huh?,"If they are below 12.
Can’t find the link atm comp on the blink."
35314,Son’s dance lessons.,MARRY ME?,I’m very much in love with his mother I’m afraid. 
35315,MARRY ME?,I’m very much in love with his mother I’m afraid. ,well then best of luck. good dad skills! 
35316,I'm extremely happy with my 9–5 job.,I'm happy that you're happy. (:,im happy that you're happy for his happiness!!
35317,I'm happy that you're happy. (:,im happy that you're happy for his happiness!!,happy cake day! have a good day today
35318,im happy that you're happy for his happiness!!,happy cake day! have a good day today,ty!
35319,I'm happy that you're happy. (:,im happy that you're happy for his happiness!!,Happy cake day
35320,im happy that you're happy for his happiness!!,Happy cake day,thanks!
35321,I'm happy that you're happy. (:,im happy that you're happy for his happiness!!,Happy cake day! 
35322,Does anyone else feel that it’s a bit unfortunate that rainbows have become the symbol for LGBTQ+?,"Wtf? LGBTQ? The fuck is Q for?
Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender and Q....what?",Queer
35323,"Wtf? LGBTQ? The fuck is Q for?
Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender and Q....what?",Queer,Thanks
35324,Does anyone else feel that it’s a bit unfortunate that rainbows have become the symbol for LGBTQ+?,"Wtf? LGBTQ? The fuck is Q for?
Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender and Q....what?",Lol where have u been
35325,"Wtf? LGBTQ? The fuck is Q for?
Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender and Q....what?",Lol where have u been,"Somewhere where they don’t have Google, apparently. "
35326,"Wtf? LGBTQ? The fuck is Q for?
Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender and Q....what?",Lol where have u been,I was playing GTA San Andreas lmao
35327,What's a really small thing that makes you happy?,People label me as eccentric (mad) genius and look at me strangely~( ´•︵•` )~,Being eccentric or mad is super great. Don't believe them! 
35328,People label me as eccentric (mad) genius and look at me strangely~( ´•︵•` )~,Being eccentric or mad is super great. Don't believe them! ,Thanks(^_−)☆
35329,What's a really small thing that makes you happy?,"Blasting my favourite music when Im driving the car, and singing along. Makes me feel very free.",What's your favourite car song? 
35330,"Blasting my favourite music when Im driving the car, and singing along. Makes me feel very free.",What's your favourite car song? ,"""Night Drive"" by The All-American Rejects!"
35331,What's your favourite car song? ,"""Night Drive"" by The All-American Rejects!",I'll have a listen on my commute in the morning! 
35332,What games have you been playing lately?,"Shadow of war. Got it cheap, diggin it",Is that the Lord of the Rings game?
35333,"Shadow of war. Got it cheap, diggin it",Is that the Lord of the Rings game?,Indeed
35334,What games have you been playing lately?,"Osu, Neverwinter, Left 4 Dead 2, and Blade and Soul",Left 4 Dead 2 is fucking am amazing. Best zombie game easy.
35335,"Osu, Neverwinter, Left 4 Dead 2, and Blade and Soul",Left 4 Dead 2 is fucking am amazing. Best zombie game easy.,Hell yeah. Have you ever tried it with mods?
35336,"Osu, Neverwinter, Left 4 Dead 2, and Blade and Soul",Left 4 Dead 2 is fucking am amazing. Best zombie game easy.,agreed. i don't think i'll ever get tired of it
35337,Single player games?,Graveyard Keeper.,"ohhh its on steam, ill definitely look into this then "
35338,Graveyard Keeper.,"ohhh its on steam, ill definitely look into this then ","Came out, a few days ago. It's good fun."
35339,"ohhh its on steam, ill definitely look into this then ","Came out, a few days ago. It's good fun.",ill look into it and its not expensive. thanks!
35340,"Came out, a few days ago. It's good fun.",ill look into it and its not expensive. thanks!,No worries.
35341,I have the most expensive hobbies...,"I collect models, art books, and tabletop rpg books. I understand the pain!",What kind of models?
35342,"I collect models, art books, and tabletop rpg books. I understand the pain!",What kind of models?,Gundam models generally. I like to build them then pose them.
35343,What kind of models?,Gundam models generally. I like to build them then pose them.,Nice. I’ve seen some of those and they seem crazy complex!
35344,"I collect models, art books, and tabletop rpg books. I understand the pain!",What kind of models?,Supermodels. 
35345,What kind of models?,Supermodels. ,Tsk tsk ;)
35346,I have the most expensive hobbies...,"Oh yeah. Golf, photography, flying planes, audiophile...",I love your flair!! 
35347,"Oh yeah. Golf, photography, flying planes, audiophile...",I love your flair!! ,Thanks! Yours is more interesting though. 
35348,I love your flair!! ,Thanks! Yours is more interesting though. ,"Hehe

I've always had this flair for as long as I've been on CC, but relate much more to yours. "
35349,I'm getting married this year and I'm continually amazed at what people think they can talk to you about,This is why my husband and I eloped! ,"I wanted to elope, we didn’t, now we both wish we had.  "
35350,This is why my husband and I eloped! ,"I wanted to elope, we didn’t, now we both wish we had.  ",You should try again on your anniversary
35351,I'm getting married this year and I'm continually amazed at what people think they can talk to you about,This is why my husband and I eloped! ,"I eloped 5 weeks ago, best thing we ever did! More money for the honeymoon and our future. "
35352,This is why my husband and I eloped! ,"I eloped 5 weeks ago, best thing we ever did! More money for the honeymoon and our future. ",We eloped may 30th of this year! 
35353,I'm getting married this year and I'm continually amazed at what people think they can talk to you about,[removed],[removed]
35354,[removed],[removed],lol imagine how bad it is for *their* spouses and kids
35355,[removed],[removed],Removed comment with 443 upvotes? Come on. What did it say?
35356,I'm getting married this year and I'm continually amazed at what people think they can talk to you about,So you having kids right away or what ,We're having dogs right away
35357,So you having kids right away or what ,We're having dogs right away,"Shoulda said you planned to buy some goats, start a farm maybe... ;P"
35358,I'm getting married this year and I'm continually amazed at what people think they can talk to you about,If shes 37 also then yeah clocks tickin buddy,Not everyone wants children. 
35359,If shes 37 also then yeah clocks tickin buddy,Not everyone wants children. ,Then what is the point of gettin married if nt to procreate
35360,I'm getting married this year and I'm continually amazed at what people think they can talk to you about,When I say “don’t do it” and “run!” It’s a joke. Don’t be such a hardo. ,Why do you hate your lover so much?
35361,When I say “don’t do it” and “run!” It’s a joke. Don’t be such a hardo. ,Why do you hate your lover so much?,I don’t? She’s in on the joke too.
35362,Why do you hate your lover so much?,I don’t? She’s in on the joke too.,"Straight people have such a weird sense of ""humor"" oof"
35363,I don’t? She’s in on the joke too.,"Straight people have such a weird sense of ""humor"" oof","Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
35364,I don’t? She’s in on the joke too.,"Straight people have such a weird sense of ""humor"" oof","Reciprocal banter with your significant other is healthy, usually, and is actually pretty fun. "
35365,I made an egg and I'm so proud of myself!,"I came from a very similar environment. Don't feel bad! Baby steps, my friend. ",Thank you so much! :) 
35366,"I came from a very similar environment. Don't feel bad! Baby steps, my friend. ",Thank you so much! :) ,Hey! Me too! I'm in a similar place. Any advice to give me? :)
35367,I made an egg and I'm so proud of myself!,"Fried, scrambled or poached?",Omelet definitely. 
35368,"Fried, scrambled or poached?",Omelet definitely. ,"Exactly! But a cheap one, only with onions. "
35369,"Fried, scrambled or poached?",Omelet definitely. ,Aww yes! Hope you enjoyed it. 
35370,Omelet definitely. ,Aww yes! Hope you enjoyed it. ,Thank you! 
35371,Aww yes! Hope you enjoyed it. ,Thank you! ,"Good stuff. Today, you're cooking omelettes. Tomorrow, you'll be doing something fancier."
35372,Board at work. Let's play Truth or Dare.,Truth!,Where is one place you never been but would drop everything to go to?
35373,Truth!,Where is one place you never been but would drop everything to go to?,Mine would be talladega tbh
35374,Truth!,Where is one place you never been but would drop everything to go to?,"Us, never been there would love to go but its very expensive and long flight"
35375,Where is one place you never been but would drop everything to go to?,"Us, never been there would love to go but its very expensive and long flight",Any city in particular?
35376,"Us, never been there would love to go but its very expensive and long flight",Any city in particular?,"Nothing in particular, would love to visit a gun range though"
35377,Any city in particular?,"Nothing in particular, would love to visit a gun range though",Same here. I need to apply for a gun licenses
35378,Board at work. Let's play Truth or Dare.,Lemme say a dare- Order me a pizza from Pizza Pizza (Canada) and deliver for free,I don't think that's how this works. 
35379,Lemme say a dare- Order me a pizza from Pizza Pizza (Canada) and deliver for free,I don't think that's how this works. ,uNmmmmMmmMmMmmMmMmmMMmMn honey its a dare
35380,I don't think that's how this works. ,uNmmmmMmmMmMmmMmMmmMMmMn honey its a dare,But I didn't pick dare. 
35381,uNmmmmMmmMmMmmMmMmmMMmMn honey its a dare,But I didn't pick dare. ,:/ frick
35382,But I didn't pick dare. ,:/ frick,truth or dare
35383,:/ frick,truth or dare,Truth
35384,truth or dare,Truth,Favorite kind of pizza?
35385,Truth,Favorite kind of pizza?,Cheese
35386,Lemme say a dare- Order me a pizza from Pizza Pizza (Canada) and deliver for free,I don't think that's how this works. ,I don’t think the system works
35387,Board at work. Let's play Truth or Dare.,Truth,Whats your favourite colour?
35388,Truth,Whats your favourite colour?,I love navy blue.
35389,Board at work. Let's play Truth or Dare.,"Truth!
",Where would you bury treasure if you never wanted someone to find it?
35390,"Truth!
",Where would you bury treasure if you never wanted someone to find it?,my Dad's farm. he has 50 acres. lots of hidey holes. 
35391,Where would you bury treasure if you never wanted someone to find it?,my Dad's farm. he has 50 acres. lots of hidey holes. ,get the shovels boys. 
35392,my Dad's farm. he has 50 acres. lots of hidey holes. ,get the shovels boys. ,LOL truth me again
35393,get the shovels boys. ,LOL truth me again,what is something you lost and wish you had back?
35394,LOL truth me again,what is something you lost and wish you had back?,ask me week ago and I would have said yes but with what I have learned I have turned a corner. 
35395,what is something you lost and wish you had back?,ask me week ago and I would have said yes but with what I have learned I have turned a corner. ,interesting
35396,ask me week ago and I would have said yes but with what I have learned I have turned a corner. ,interesting,it has been a weekend of events
35397,interesting,it has been a weekend of events,sounds like it.
35398,it has been a weekend of events,sounds like it.,"truth me =) 
"
35399,sounds like it.,"truth me =) 
",Whats your guilty pleasure food?
35400,"truth me =) 
",Whats your guilty pleasure food?,roasted marshmallows and oreos
35401,Board at work. Let's play Truth or Dare.,"I’m having a slow day here as well, I’ll pick truth",where do you work?
35402,"I’m having a slow day here as well, I’ll pick truth",where do you work?,At a Genealogical Society (family trees n shit) as a research assistant/attendant
35403,where do you work?,At a Genealogical Society (family trees n shit) as a research assistant/attendant,that's neat!
35404,At a Genealogical Society (family trees n shit) as a research assistant/attendant,that's neat!,It is until nobody shows up to research anything
35405,Board at work. Let's play Truth or Dare.,Truth,What makes you special?
35406,Truth,What makes you special?,"hmm I don't think there's anything special about me, lol"
35407,What makes you special?,"hmm I don't think there's anything special about me, lol",I'm sure that's not true. 
35408,"hmm I don't think there's anything special about me, lol",I'm sure that's not true. ,"Nothing that stands out enough for me to be able to answer this question then at least, lol"
35409,Board at work. Lets play truth or dare.,Alright i'll start i choose truth,What do you want to accomplish most within the next 10 years? 
35410,Alright i'll start i choose truth,What do you want to accomplish most within the next 10 years? ,"Move out, get a girlgriend, world dominance"
35411,What do you want to accomplish most within the next 10 years? ,"Move out, get a girlgriend, world dominance",I hope you knock a couple of the out. 
35412,Board at work. Lets play truth or dare.,Let's go :D I choose truth xD ,If you could watch any movie again for the first time what would it be?
35413,Let's go :D I choose truth xD ,If you could watch any movie again for the first time what would it be?,"Maybe all the movies from lord of the rings and hobbit xD 

soooo truth or dare? xD "
35414,If you could watch any movie again for the first time what would it be?,"Maybe all the movies from lord of the rings and hobbit xD 

soooo truth or dare? xD ",Love those movies and may have to take that same answer lol. Truth. 
35415,Board at work. Lets play truth or dare.,"Okay. Let's have a dare. Nothing too brutal, please.",Show us your favorite outfit.
35416,"Okay. Let's have a dare. Nothing too brutal, please.",Show us your favorite outfit.,"Goddammit. Does it have to be mine, or could it be someone else's?"
35417,Show us your favorite outfit.,"Goddammit. Does it have to be mine, or could it be someone else's?",Up to you lol
35418,Show us your favorite outfit.,"Goddammit. Does it have to be mine, or could it be someone else's?",lowkey I'm interested in knowing hahah 
35419,good morning everyone !! tell me what are going to do today :D,"Today is the day of my test to get my license to drive cars

Wish me luck, please!","I'm 100% sure you are going to pass the test, I'M WITH YOU !! "
35420,"Today is the day of my test to get my license to drive cars

Wish me luck, please!","I'm 100% sure you are going to pass the test, I'M WITH YOU !! ","Thanks, man!!!

It's important to me your support!"
35421,"I'm 100% sure you are going to pass the test, I'M WITH YOU !! ","Thanks, man!!!

It's important to me your support!",No problem dude this world needs more love :D 
35422,good morning everyone !! tell me what are going to do today :D,"Work,eat, gym, basket, cry, shower, eat.",repeat? xD 
35423,"Work,eat, gym, basket, cry, shower, eat.",repeat? xD ,At least until I write some good plot twist.
35424,repeat? xD ,At least until I write some good plot twist.,hehehe xD 
35425,good morning everyone !! tell me what are going to do today :D,Celebrate my cake day! ,Happy cake day dude !!!! 
35426,Celebrate my cake day! ,Happy cake day dude !!!! ,Thank you so much!! It is a blast to celebrate. Inbox flooded with wishes. &lt;3
35427,Happy cake day dude !!!! ,Thank you so much!! It is a blast to celebrate. Inbox flooded with wishes. &lt;3,really? hooo that's awesomeeee :D 
35428,good morning everyone !! tell me what are going to do today :D,"Coffee, cigarettes and waiting for today to end. ",it seems lonely...
35429,"Coffee, cigarettes and waiting for today to end. ",it seems lonely...,It is what it is. 
35430,it seems lonely...,It is what it is. ,yeah :/ 
35431,People are fascinating. Tell me about yourself!,I'm an older guy on Reddit.  It's surreal sometimes.  I'm a systems engineer in the us.,What types of systems do you.. engineer? 
35432,I'm an older guy on Reddit.  It's surreal sometimes.  I'm a systems engineer in the us.,What types of systems do you.. engineer? ,Large scale computing environments.  I run data centers and virtual clusters all over the world.
35433,Tell me about your small/big victories of the day!,I got my 3 yr old to take her medicine. Lol. Trust me. Not easy,"You did it, though! Good job :)"
35434,I got my 3 yr old to take her medicine. Lol. Trust me. Not easy,"You did it, though! Good job :)",Thx . Hehe 
35435,Tell me about your small/big victories of the day!,Am finally 100% over my ex and have recently been talking to a great and sweet girl. ,"Oh man, I'm really happy for you! I wish you the best of luck with the lovely lady :)"
35436,Am finally 100% over my ex and have recently been talking to a great and sweet girl. ,"Oh man, I'm really happy for you! I wish you the best of luck with the lovely lady :)",Thank you! Im curious where it will go but she's treating me 10x better than my ex ever has :)
35437,"My husband just ran upstairs where I was writing an essay. He was holding a loaded bong and a loaded bubbler, which he set down on the table in front of me. He ripped off his pants and shirt and yelled, “Sunday Funday motherfucker, let’s go!”",Honestly this could have gone one way or the other ,"Yeah if my partner got in the way of my schooling it would be fucking over, and vice versa. "
35438,Honestly this could have gone one way or the other ,"Yeah if my partner got in the way of my schooling it would be fucking over, and vice versa. ",CTTTACTAAAATATA
35439,Honestly this could have gone one way or the other ,"Yeah if my partner got in the way of my schooling it would be fucking over, and vice versa. ",Asians.
35440,"Yeah if my partner got in the way of my schooling it would be fucking over, and vice versa. ",Asians.,"Both white, both in PhD programs. But nice casual racism. "
35441,"My husband just ran upstairs where I was writing an essay. He was holding a loaded bong and a loaded bubbler, which he set down on the table in front of me. He ripped off his pants and shirt and yelled, “Sunday Funday motherfucker, let’s go!”",Do you smoke weed? ,Look at the username haha
35442,Do you smoke weed? ,Look at the username haha,It was sarcasm my friend. 
35443,"My husband just ran upstairs where I was writing an essay. He was holding a loaded bong and a loaded bubbler, which he set down on the table in front of me. He ripped off his pants and shirt and yelled, “Sunday Funday motherfucker, let’s go!”",I need a girlfriend that will smoke with me ,Degenerate
35444,I need a girlfriend that will smoke with me ,Degenerate,Probably 
35445,Degenerate,Probably ,:(
35446,"My husband just ran upstairs where I was writing an essay. He was holding a loaded bong and a loaded bubbler, which he set down on the table in front of me. He ripped off his pants and shirt and yelled, “Sunday Funday motherfucker, let’s go!”",degenerates,shut fuck up
35447,degenerates,shut fuck up,show bob
35448,"My husband just ran upstairs where I was writing an essay. He was holding a loaded bong and a loaded bubbler, which he set down on the table in front of me. He ripped off his pants and shirt and yelled, “Sunday Funday motherfucker, let’s go!”","I'm a straight dude, but I would like to know, is your husband single?","Sexuality irrelevant, is OP's bong single?"
35449,"I'm a straight dude, but I would like to know, is your husband single?","Sexuality irrelevant, is OP's bong single?",Yes. Its name is Santa and it’s ready for some ho-ho-hoes. 
35450,"My husband just ran upstairs where I was writing an essay. He was holding a loaded bong and a loaded bubbler, which he set down on the table in front of me. He ripped off his pants and shirt and yelled, “Sunday Funday motherfucker, let’s go!”",I wish someone loved me,That someone is you
35451,I wish someone loved me,That someone is you,So I’m a narcissist 
35452,That someone is you,So I’m a narcissist ,You've got to love yourself before anyone else can love you.
35453,Let's play a game and spread some positivity🌸 [See text],You have a really cute laugh ,What were you laughing at?
35454,You have a really cute laugh ,What were you laughing at?,I was laughing out of joy. I was singing while she was sitting next to me in the car :) 
35455,Let's play a game and spread some positivity🌸 [See text],"I really got confused but let's try, ""I love your hair"" ","What's your hair like? I get that a lot too, hehe. "
35456,"I really got confused but let's try, ""I love your hair"" ","What's your hair like? I get that a lot too, hehe. ",I have quite a long hair for a guy and some times is curly other times is direto xD 
35457,"Twelve years ago today, when I was 25, I joined Reddit. I'm 37 now.","Happy cake day. So much happens in life, nothing is trivial. ",Absolutely. 
35458,"Happy cake day. So much happens in life, nothing is trivial. ",Absolutely. ,Pretty pathetic life ya got there mate
35459,"Twelve years ago today, when I was 25, I joined Reddit. I'm 37 now.","Happy cake day. So much happens in life, nothing is trivial. ",I’m gonna go ahead and argue that the questions asked on Jeopardy are pretty trivial.
35460,"Happy cake day. So much happens in life, nothing is trivial. ",I’m gonna go ahead and argue that the questions asked on Jeopardy are pretty trivial.,Context is everything. But argue if you must.
35461,"Twelve years ago today, when I was 25, I joined Reddit. I'm 37 now.",Incredible read! Much love!!,Thank you. 💜
35462,Incredible read! Much love!!,Thank you. 💜,I concur-beautifully written and very emotional. Thank you for posting this.
35463,"Twelve years ago today, when I was 25, I joined Reddit. I'm 37 now.",Out of curiousity what illnes is it?,Hypokalemic periodic paralysis.
35464,Out of curiousity what illnes is it?,Hypokalemic periodic paralysis.,happy cake day!
35465,"Twelve years ago today, when I was 25, I joined Reddit. I'm 37 now.","And now I’m crying. 

Thank you for sharing this. 

I love your amazing soul *hugs*",Oh my gosh you're too sweet. 💜
35466,"And now I’m crying. 

Thank you for sharing this. 

I love your amazing soul *hugs*",Oh my gosh you're too sweet. 💜,Thank you but it’s exactly how I feel. Thank you again for sharing. 
35467,"Twelve years ago today, when I was 25, I joined Reddit. I'm 37 now.","&gt;I still do not have a real career.

I mean, is silversmithing not your full time job?",It isn't. I wish it had worked out that way though. 
35468,"&gt;I still do not have a real career.

I mean, is silversmithing not your full time job?",It isn't. I wish it had worked out that way though. ,What were you diagnosed with?
35469,Hello random internet person,My problem is I'm a loser so no girl could ever like me. ,Girls come with time. Focus on studying and getting a stable job first. 
35470,My problem is I'm a loser so no girl could ever like me. ,Girls come with time. Focus on studying and getting a stable job first. ,"I don't currently have a stable job, but it didn't make a difference when I did. "
35471,I'm listening to Spotify's All out 80's playlist and I'm loving every second of it!,Well I think we can all agree that the 80’s have the best music. ,"I like 80s music, but for some reason I enjoy 60s and 70s music far more."
35472,Well I think we can all agree that the 80’s have the best music. ,"I like 80s music, but for some reason I enjoy 60s and 70s music far more.",Well if with 70’s you mean Queen I totally agree. 
35473,"I like 80s music, but for some reason I enjoy 60s and 70s music far more.",Well if with 70’s you mean Queen I totally agree. ,Queen's okay but there's many better bands from those years. In my eyes alreast.
35474,I'm listening to Spotify's All out 80's playlist and I'm loving every second of it!,Well I think we can all agree that the 80’s have the best music. ,well it certainly had *some* of the best. their snare drum sounded so awful though
35475,Well I think we can all agree that the 80’s have the best music. ,well it certainly had *some* of the best. their snare drum sounded so awful though,Well I never noticed this so it doesn’t bother me. 
35476,I'm listening to Spotify's All out 80's playlist and I'm loving every second of it!,Try the 60s next man. Shits good.,Definitely. Got any specific songs/artists? Wait is Elvis from the 60's - 70's?
35477,Try the 60s next man. Shits good.,Definitely. Got any specific songs/artists? Wait is Elvis from the 60's - 70's?,Jimi hendrex is also great
35478,Definitely. Got any specific songs/artists? Wait is Elvis from the 60's - 70's?,Jimi hendrex is also great,"He knows his way around a 🎸 , for sure."
35479,Making friends as an adult is hard.,Meetup!! Try it,Or a Reddit meetup
35480,Meetup!! Try it,Or a Reddit meetup,Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
35481,Or a Reddit meetup,Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,I actually met a few good friends through a reddit meetup. 
35482,Making friends as an adult is hard.,I'm 43 and I have 0 friends. Probably it's something that comes with the age,I'm afraid you are right...
35483,I'm 43 and I have 0 friends. Probably it's something that comes with the age,I'm afraid you are right...,Hope not but in my experience I might be
35484,My bf is the best,What a lovely story this has made my day ,Thank you so much! I’m very lucky and appreciative! I’m glad I could make your day! 
35485,What a lovely story this has made my day ,Thank you so much! I’m very lucky and appreciative! I’m glad I could make your day! ,No problem! It was just an unexpected nice little surprise you know? 
35486,My bf is the best,Sounds great!,Happy cake day!
35487,Sounds great!,Happy cake day!,Ty
35488,My bf is the best,Sounds great!,Happy cake day stranger!
35489,Sounds great!,Happy cake day stranger!,"Ty, other stranger "
35490,My bf is the best,"i aspire to be like your boyfriend, can you send a pic of him for comparison ?",Lmao
35491,"i aspire to be like your boyfriend, can you send a pic of him for comparison ?",Lmao,"hey, show this to him, no homo tho"
35492,Lmao,"hey, show this to him, no homo tho",I pretty much tell him all this stuff all the time! 
35493,My bf is the best,Had someone. But didn't feel the same about her unluckily. Now I wish I did better back then. ,Had someone. She didn't feel the same about me :/
35494,Had someone. But didn't feel the same about her unluckily. Now I wish I did better back then. ,Had someone. She didn't feel the same about me :/,Any place is awful in that situation.
35495,Had someone. She didn't feel the same about me :/,Any place is awful in that situation.,Indeed.
35496,My bf is the best,"If you like it then you should put a ring on it. 


No seriously, it'll surprise him. Go for it.",I’ve kinda thought about it honestly 
35497,"If you like it then you should put a ring on it. 


No seriously, it'll surprise him. Go for it.",I’ve kinda thought about it honestly ,[removed]
35498,My bf is the best,ask him to marry you ,I’ve gotten a few of these suggestions...I may do this. Hmmmm...
35499,ask him to marry you ,I’ve gotten a few of these suggestions...I may do this. Hmmmm...,Yes! break the gender stereotypes! Think of how much you'd surprise him! 
35500,I’ve gotten a few of these suggestions...I may do this. Hmmmm...,Yes! break the gender stereotypes! Think of how much you'd surprise him! ,This true! He might also want to ask me though lol 
35501,I'm taking a midnight train and have nothing to do,Amtrak sucks. Where you headed? ,"Actually I'm from Europe so no Amtrak, but I'm heading to my parents for the weekend. "
35502,Amtrak sucks. Where you headed? ,"Actually I'm from Europe so no Amtrak, but I'm heading to my parents for the weekend. ",Oh thank jebus
35503,"Actually I'm from Europe so no Amtrak, but I'm heading to my parents for the weekend. ",Oh thank jebus,Is it really that bad?
35504,Oh thank jebus,Is it really that bad?,Oh yeah. 
35505,What are you doing right this second?,It's 5 pm and I'm here about to make a grilled cheese sandwich.,GENIUS!
35506,It's 5 pm and I'm here about to make a grilled cheese sandwich.,GENIUS!,"Thank you. Finally someone recognizes it. 
👏👏"
35507,It’s Friday! What plans do you all have for the weekend?,"Playing games and hmmm playing more games xd
",What games? 
35508,"Playing games and hmmm playing more games xd
",What games? ,"For honor , battlefield hardline fortnite etc."
35509,It’s Friday! What plans do you all have for the weekend?,"Work lmao

I kinda wanna have 2 day weekends again",Retail?
35510,"Work lmao

I kinda wanna have 2 day weekends again",Retail?,Yuo
35511,Favorite bands/musicians?,syd matters for sure,OMG the Life is Strange soundtrack I listen to religiously. Talented guy 
35512,syd matters for sure,OMG the Life is Strange soundtrack I listen to religiously. Talented guy ,yesss have you listened to a whisper and sigh? one of my favorite albums by Syd matters.
35513,OMG the Life is Strange soundtrack I listen to religiously. Talented guy ,yesss have you listened to a whisper and sigh? one of my favorite albums by Syd matters.,Nope but I will now. 
35514,yesss have you listened to a whisper and sigh? one of my favorite albums by Syd matters.,Nope but I will now. ,start with black and white eyes it’s a great song 
35515,"I'm trying to get over my shyness, wanna help me out?",Are you self-esteemed?,I have about 6 self-esteem. But seriously it's not as high as I'd like it to be :p
35516,Are you self-esteemed?,I have about 6 self-esteem. But seriously it's not as high as I'd like it to be :p,"You should improve it then, otherwise you won't get over your shyness"
35517,"I'm trying to get over my shyness, wanna help me out?",You talk to me instead then!,Sure! What kinda hobbies do you have?
35518,You talk to me instead then!,Sure! What kinda hobbies do you have?,"Sorry but Im not really up to talking to people right now, my bad"
35519,"Without saying your state, what are the most common license plates you see in your state?",Ontario ,New York?
35520,Ontario ,New York?,Yep
35521,New York?,Yep,Yeet
35522,"Without saying your state, what are the most common license plates you see in your state?",Wisconsin and south Dakota. ,Minnesota?
35523,Wisconsin and south Dakota. ,Minnesota?,Yep!
35524,"Without saying your state, what are the most common license plates you see in your state?","Virginia, Pennsylvania, New York, New Jersey, Maryland, Delaware, and a lot of Canadian plates. ",Michigan? 
35525,"Virginia, Pennsylvania, New York, New Jersey, Maryland, Delaware, and a lot of Canadian plates. ",Michigan? ,Nope. That's a long way away from me
35526,Michigan? ,Nope. That's a long way away from me,New Hampshire?
35527,"Without saying your state, what are the most common license plates you see in your state?","Nevada 

Or Washington

It's kind of a split.",Oregon? 
35528,"Nevada 

Or Washington

It's kind of a split.",Oregon? ,Close. I see some of their plates too!
35529,"Without saying your state, what are the most common license plates you see in your state?","Arizona, Colorado, Nevada, New Mexico, Oregon, Washington. ",Utah?
35530,"Arizona, Colorado, Nevada, New Mexico, Oregon, Washington. ",Utah?,Nope!
35531,"Without saying your state, what are the most common license plates you see in your state?","Arizona, Colorado, Nevada, New Mexico, Oregon, Washington. ",California?
35532,"Arizona, Colorado, Nevada, New Mexico, Oregon, Washington. ",California?,Ding ding ding!!! We got a winner!!!! 
35533,"Without saying your state, what are the most common license plates you see in your state?",Can we go with slightly common? Those would be Quebec and New York.,Vermont? 
35534,Can we go with slightly common? Those would be Quebec and New York.,Vermont? ,"Close. It’s in that area, though."
35535,Vermont? ,"Close. It’s in that area, though.","If it's not Vermont, I'm thinking it has to be either Ontario or New Hampshire."
35536,"Without saying your state, what are the most common license plates you see in your state?",Mostly Florida,I’m thinking either Georgia or Louisiana?
35537,Mostly Florida,I’m thinking either Georgia or Louisiana?,Close- Texas
35538,Mostly Florida,I’m thinking either Georgia or Louisiana?,That’s a good guess. I live in Louisiana and I see lots of Florida plates 
35539,"Without saying your state, what are the most common license plates you see in your state?",New York and Massachusetts.  It's pretty easy to guess.,Vermont
35540,New York and Massachusetts.  It's pretty easy to guess.,Vermont,"Close, but no."
35541,"When you hear of the state North Carolina, what first pops into your head?",The Carolina Hurricanes,Sports team?
35542,The Carolina Hurricanes,Sports team?,Yep! It is the only thing I know about Carolina
35543,"When you hear of the state North Carolina, what first pops into your head?",Bad restaurants.,unless you're in Asheville. their local restaurants are amazing 
35544,Bad restaurants.,unless you're in Asheville. their local restaurants are amazing ,We were there and tried several--not too impressed.
35545,"I learned about ""TL;DR"" from reddit and used it in a really long work email, now everyone in the company is doing it too.",Congratulations on causing a shift in a real world world social dynamic. You should be proud.,Seriously! This is wicked cool.
35546,Congratulations on causing a shift in a real world world social dynamic. You should be proud.,Seriously! This is wicked cool.,Someone is from Boston
35547,Seriously! This is wicked cool.,Someone is from Boston,Wicked smaaaht. 
35548,Someone is from Boston,Wicked smaaaht. ,Found the tourist too
35549,Someone is from Boston,Wicked smaaaht. ,Central pahk
35550,Wicked smaaaht. ,Central pahk,Cah Pahk
35551,Wicked smaaaht. ,Central pahk,"New York is not New England. Back up, you overconfident civilian. "
35552,Wicked smaaaht. ,Central pahk,Bawston Cawmmon. We ain't gawt no Central Park. Get out ya yankee
35553,Wicked smaaaht. ,Central pahk,Mahk? Is that a chevy?
35554,Someone is from Boston,Wicked smaaaht. ,Fuckin wicked fuckin pissah
35555,Someone is from Boston,Wicked smaaaht. ,Are you a cawp
35556,Seriously! This is wicked cool.,Someone is from Boston,Nope! My grandparents are from Rhode Island. Their slang has just rubbed off on me over time. 
35557,Someone is from Boston,Nope! My grandparents are from Rhode Island. Their slang has just rubbed off on me over time. ,New England represent!
35558,Nope! My grandparents are from Rhode Island. Their slang has just rubbed off on me over time. ,New England represent!,I'm not from New England though... What should I do?
35559,New England represent!,I'm not from New England though... What should I do?,"GFY

Sincerely, 
Masshole "
35560,I'm not from New England though... What should I do?,"GFY

Sincerely, 
Masshole ","No, fuck YOU!

- another masshole"
35561,"GFY

Sincerely, 
Masshole ","No, fuck YOU!

- another masshole",Kid I haven’t even had my dunks yet
35562,"No, fuck YOU!

- another masshole",Kid I haven’t even had my dunks yet,"What, you think your bettah then me or some shit?"
35563,"GFY

Sincerely, 
Masshole ","No, fuck YOU!

- another masshole","Fuck both of you massholes.

- Mainer"
35564,"No, fuck YOU!

- another masshole","Fuck both of you massholes.

- Mainer",Learn to drive
35565,Nope! My grandparents are from Rhode Island. Their slang has just rubbed off on me over time. ,New England represent!,Rhody represent!
35566,Someone is from Boston,Nope! My grandparents are from Rhode Island. Their slang has just rubbed off on me over time. ,"How grinders, bubblers and coffee milk?"
35567,Seriously! This is wicked cool.,Someone is from Boston,It’s a Nee England thing in general. Boston just made it gross. 
35568,Someone is from Boston,It’s a Nee England thing in general. Boston just made it gross. ,We say it in Michigan too. 
35569,Seriously! This is wicked cool.,Someone is from Boston,Or maine 
35570,Seriously! This is wicked cool.,Someone is from Boston,"your a wizard 'Arry
"
35571,Seriously! This is wicked cool.,Someone is from Boston,Not just Boston! I say wicked all the time and I’m from New Hampshire 
35572,Seriously! This is wicked cool.,Someone is from Boston,"Canadians lay claim to “wicked”, too

And maybe, throw an “eh?” on the end"
35573,Seriously! This is wicked cool.,Someone is from Boston,That’s mad racist bro
35574,Seriously! This is wicked cool.,Someone is from Boston,Baaasssstaaawn
35575,Seriously! This is wicked cool.,Someone is from Boston,I’m goin’ down to the Toyoter Dealah. They gwot some wicked good deals. 
35576,Seriously! This is wicked cool.,Someone is from Boston,Actually a lot of people are from Boston 
35577,Congratulations on causing a shift in a real world world social dynamic. You should be proud.,Seriously! This is wicked cool.,Go do some wicked math problems on a wicked board 
35578,Congratulations on causing a shift in a real world world social dynamic. You should be proud.,Seriously! This is wicked cool.,Bostonian detected.
35579,"I learned about ""TL;DR"" from reddit and used it in a really long work email, now everyone in the company is doing it too.",Congratulations on causing a shift in a real world world social dynamic. You should be proud.,"Fascinating thing. 

I read your post 3 times before I realized you used the word ""world"" twice."
35580,Congratulations on causing a shift in a real world world social dynamic. You should be proud.,"Fascinating thing. 

I read your post 3 times before I realized you used the word ""world"" twice.",Holy shit. I never would have caught that.
35581,"Fascinating thing. 

I read your post 3 times before I realized you used the word ""world"" twice.",Holy shit. I never would have caught that.,Where is it?
35582,Congratulations on causing a shift in a real world world social dynamic. You should be proud.,"Fascinating thing. 

I read your post 3 times before I realized you used the word ""world"" twice.",I still had to read it twice to notice. I'm going to leave it to confuse others.
35583,"Fascinating thing. 

I read your post 3 times before I realized you used the word ""world"" twice.",I still had to read it twice to notice. I'm going to leave it to confuse others.,Your confusion method is working.
35584,Congratulations on causing a shift in a real world world social dynamic. You should be proud.,"Fascinating thing. 

I read your post 3 times before I realized you used the word ""world"" twice.","The mind will remove one word that is written twice like that, it's interesting. "
35585,Congratulations on causing a shift in a real world world social dynamic. You should be proud.,"Fascinating thing. 

I read your post 3 times before I realized you used the word ""world"" twice.",Why were you reading it so many times?
35586,"Fascinating thing. 

I read your post 3 times before I realized you used the word ""world"" twice.",Why were you reading it so many times?,Is that an unusually high number? How many times did *you* read this sentence?
35587,Why were you reading it so many times?,Is that an unusually high number? How many times did *you* read this sentence?,Skimmed it
35588,Why were you reading it so many times?,Is that an unusually high number? How many times did *you* read this sentence?,Reddit must take you forever. 
35589,Congratulations on causing a shift in a real world world social dynamic. You should be proud.,"Fascinating thing. 

I read your post 3 times before I realized you used the word ""world"" twice.",It took my four time to see you wrote
35590,"I learned about ""TL;DR"" from reddit and used it in a really long work email, now everyone in the company is doing it too.",Congratulations on causing a shift in a real world world social dynamic. You should be proud.,"Thank you my dude! It was not at all intended, but it is super cool that it happened."
35591,Congratulations on causing a shift in a real world world social dynamic. You should be proud.,"Thank you my dude! It was not at all intended, but it is super cool that it happened.","back in the days its called ""Executive Summary"" and then all the details. Kids these days !!"
35592,"Thank you my dude! It was not at all intended, but it is super cool that it happened.","back in the days its called ""Executive Summary"" and then all the details. Kids these days !!",lol I was just thinking the same thing.
35593,"I learned about ""TL;DR"" from reddit and used it in a really long work email, now everyone in the company is doing it too.",Congratulations on causing a shift in a real world world social dynamic. You should be proud.,"""Why waste time, say lot *word* when *few word* do trick?"""
35594,Congratulations on causing a shift in a real world world social dynamic. You should be proud.,"""Why waste time, say lot *word* when *few word* do trick?""",Many small time make big time.
35595,Congratulations on causing a shift in a real world world social dynamic. You should be proud.,"""Why waste time, say lot *word* when *few word* do trick?""","When me president, they see. They see."
35596,"""Why waste time, say lot *word* when *few word* do trick?""","When me president, they see. They see.","Shut up, Donald."
35597,"When me president, they see. They see.","Shut up, Donald.",I bet Donnie makes terrible chilli though.
35598,Congratulations on causing a shift in a real world world social dynamic. You should be proud.,"""Why waste time, say lot *word* when *few word* do trick?""",C world 
35599,Congratulations on causing a shift in a real world world social dynamic. You should be proud.,"""Why waste time, say lot *word* when *few word* do trick?""",TL;DR aka summary.
35600,"I learned about ""TL;DR"" from reddit and used it in a really long work email, now everyone in the company is doing it too.",Congratulations on causing a shift in a real world world social dynamic. You should be proud.,HUMANITY EVOLVES BEFORE OUR VERY EYES
35601,Congratulations on causing a shift in a real world world social dynamic. You should be proud.,HUMANITY EVOLVES BEFORE OUR VERY EYES,Tl;Dr go humans! 
35602,"I learned about ""TL;DR"" from reddit and used it in a really long work email, now everyone in the company is doing it too.",Fight the power and put the TL;DR at the beginning.,The only problem with doing that is the whole comment becomes the TL;DR
35603,Fight the power and put the TL;DR at the beginning.,The only problem with doing that is the whole comment becomes the TL;DR,"This is supposed to be an ironic universe, so ..."
35604,The only problem with doing that is the whole comment becomes the TL;DR,"This is supposed to be an ironic universe, so ...","a universe that does things just to be ironic?

Did I just walk into /r/worldbuilder"
35605,"This is supposed to be an ironic universe, so ...","a universe that does things just to be ironic?

Did I just walk into /r/worldbuilder",More like /r/writingprompts. As in this was a prompt just this week.
35606,"a universe that does things just to be ironic?

Did I just walk into /r/worldbuilder",More like /r/writingprompts. As in this was a prompt just this week.,"ooh, I haven't been there in a while. "
35607,"This is supposed to be an ironic universe, so ...","a universe that does things just to be ironic?

Did I just walk into /r/worldbuilder","I thought *this* was the ironic universe?

How *ironic*...

;)"
35608,Fight the power and put the TL;DR at the beginning.,The only problem with doing that is the whole comment becomes the TL;DR,"Nah, just put a line break in.

Like

____

This"
35609,The only problem with doing that is the whole comment becomes the TL;DR,"Nah, just put a line break in.

Like

____

This","No, do a TL;DR then when you go to the main read, do a Long Version; Will Read, or a LV;WR"
35610,The only problem with doing that is the whole comment becomes the TL;DR,"Nah, just put a line break in.

Like

____

This","TL;DR blah blah

----

Main text

(Use 4 hyphens for a long line)"
35611,Fight the power and put the TL;DR at the beginning.,The only problem with doing that is the whole comment becomes the TL;DR,"/* tl;dr [insert text here] */

Problem solved."
35612,The only problem with doing that is the whole comment becomes the TL;DR,"/* tl;dr [insert text here] */

Problem solved.",/* TL;DR Random text message*/
35613,Fight the power and put the TL;DR at the beginning.,The only problem with doing that is the whole comment becomes the TL;DR,#End-TL;DR
35614,"I learned about ""TL;DR"" from reddit and used it in a really long work email, now everyone in the company is doing it too.",Fight the power and put the TL;DR at the beginning.,"That's called BLUF.


Bottom Line Up Front"
35615,Fight the power and put the TL;DR at the beginning.,"That's called BLUF.


Bottom Line Up Front","For real? If so, TIL!

If not, that's pretty clever!"
35616,Fight the power and put the TL;DR at the beginning.,"That's called BLUF.


Bottom Line Up Front",I’m calling your BLUF.
35617,"I learned about ""TL;DR"" from reddit and used it in a really long work email, now everyone in the company is doing it too.","Still waiting for ""tl;dw"" to take off. 

Too long; didn't watch. ",You mean movie trailers?
35618,"Still waiting for ""tl;dw"" to take off. 

Too long; didn't watch. ",You mean movie trailers?,The titles on a series of Netflix tl;dw 
35619,"Still waiting for ""tl;dw"" to take off. 

Too long; didn't watch. ",You mean movie trailers?,This is why trailers have have their own minitrailers at the start now
35620,You mean movie trailers?,This is why trailers have have their own minitrailers at the start now,"wait, are you pulling my leg?"
35621,"I learned about ""TL;DR"" from reddit and used it in a really long work email, now everyone in the company is doing it too.",How does it feel being a hero?,Not bad! I'm currently shopping for capes. 
35622,How does it feel being a hero?,Not bad! I'm currently shopping for capes. ,No capes!
35623,Not bad! I'm currently shopping for capes. ,No capes!,I read that in Edna's voice.
35624,"I learned about ""TL;DR"" from reddit and used it in a really long work email, now everyone in the company is doing it too.","I know what it means, but what does TL;FR stand for?",Probably just a typo of TL;DR? I've never seen that before. 
35625,"I know what it means, but what does TL;FR stand for?",Probably just a typo of TL;DR? I've never seen that before. ,Oh yeah I meant tldr
35626,Probably just a typo of TL;DR? I've never seen that before. ,Oh yeah I meant tldr,Too Long;Didn't Read
35627,Oh yeah I meant tldr,Too Long;Didn't Read,"Ok, thanks!

TL;DR I said thanks "
35628,What’s your guilty pleasure?,Some lorazepam and a cool beer. Then I binge watch old series while slowly dozing off. ,What exactly is lorazepam? 
35629,Some lorazepam and a cool beer. Then I binge watch old series while slowly dozing off. ,What exactly is lorazepam? ,Lorazepam (or Ativan) is a benzo typically used to treat anxiety. 
35630,What’s your guilty pleasure?,Early Britney Spears.,My loneliness is killing me 
35631,Early Britney Spears.,My loneliness is killing me ,and I....
35632,My loneliness is killing me ,and I....,I must confess 
35633,and I....,I must confess ,I still belieeeeeeeeveayaeay
35634,I must confess ,I still belieeeeeeeeveayaeay,STILL BELIIIIIIIEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!
35635,I still belieeeeeeeeveayaeay,STILL BELIIIIIIIEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!,When I’m not with you I lose my mind 
35636,STILL BELIIIIIIIEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!,When I’m not with you I lose my mind ,gimme a siiiiiiiiiiign
35637,When I’m not with you I lose my mind ,gimme a siiiiiiiiiiign,... ME BABY ONE MOAR TIME
35638,What’s your guilty pleasure?,"I don't wanna say, it's way too embarrassing",Really?? Can you give a clue? 
35639,"I don't wanna say, it's way too embarrassing",Really?? Can you give a clue? ,Clue : fan
35640,I love that I can use reddit socially unlike other social media sites.,Be careful of echo chamber subreddits.,May I ask what echo chamber subreddits are? 
35641,Be careful of echo chamber subreddits.,May I ask what echo chamber subreddits are? ,Places where your ideas are reinforced rather than debated
35642,May I ask what echo chamber subreddits are? ,Places where your ideas are reinforced rather than debated,I definitely see what you’re saying. You don’t just want yes men all around you
35643,After sending out well over 1000 resumes in the last 3 years I finally have an interview!,That’s awesome!! Update us if you get the job!,I will! 
35644,That’s awesome!! Update us if you get the job!,I will! ,[removed]
35645,That’s awesome!! Update us if you get the job!,I will! ,You better! There’s gold in that there update!
35646,I've been eating McDonald's for lunch for over a month straight.,"They do 'triple' cheeseburgers in America? Damn, England's McDonalds only goes to double.",Thank god we ain’t a part of England anymore.
35647,"They do 'triple' cheeseburgers in America? Damn, England's McDonalds only goes to double.",Thank god we ain’t a part of England anymore.,Username is relevant.
35648,Thank god we ain’t a part of England anymore.,Username is relevant.,Did you expect any different 
35649,I've been eating McDonald's for lunch for over a month straight.,"They do 'triple' cheeseburgers in America? Damn, England's McDonalds only goes to double.",In Texas the minimum burger you can get is a quad 1/2 lb. Max is unlimited.
35650,"They do 'triple' cheeseburgers in America? Damn, England's McDonalds only goes to double.",In Texas the minimum burger you can get is a quad 1/2 lb. Max is unlimited.,I love the midwest. Lookin at you Whataburger...
35651,I've been eating McDonald's for lunch for over a month straight.,"But if you take the survey on the receipt, you get a free quarter pounder",Whaaaa I need to pay attention to those receipts
35652,"But if you take the survey on the receipt, you get a free quarter pounder",Whaaaa I need to pay attention to those receipts,At least the local McDonald's does. It's always at the top underneath your order number
35653,Anyone else feels like making friends gets more and more awkward and difficult as time goes by?,You wanna try it at 50! ,"50! ? That's older than our universe.

"
35654,You wanna try it at 50! ,"50! ? That's older than our universe.

",A joke that combines math and language. Good show sir.
35655,You wanna try it at 50! ,"50! ? That's older than our universe.

",/r/unexpectedfactorial
35656,You wanna try it at 50! ,"50! ? That's older than our universe.

","The universe and I are like this 🤞.   
We are, like, both 49 and besties."
35657,"50! ? That's older than our universe.

","The universe and I are like this 🤞.   
We are, like, both 49 and besties.",It’s cool how we all live in separate but overlapping universes!
35658,You wanna try it at 50! ,"50! ? That's older than our universe.

",And just as wise ;)
35659,Anyone else feels like making friends gets more and more awkward and difficult as time goes by?,You wanna try it at 50! ,"Please, try it at 75."
35660,You wanna try it at 50! ,"Please, try it at 75.",Kid? Love it! Thanx
35661,Anyone else feels like making friends gets more and more awkward and difficult as time goes by?,Yup. I’m 29 and haven’t found a solution. Good luck. ,28 here. Same boat.
35662,Yup. I’m 29 and haven’t found a solution. Good luck. ,28 here. Same boat.,"28, same. I barely even bother anymore."
35663,28 here. Same boat.,"28, same. I barely even bother anymore.",Now kiss.
35664,Anyone else feels like making friends gets more and more awkward and difficult as time goes by?,Yup. I’m 29 and haven’t found a solution. Good luck. ,29 very soon and I'm pretty confident I'll never figure it out.
35665,Yup. I’m 29 and haven’t found a solution. Good luck. ,29 very soon and I'm pretty confident I'll never figure it out.,"&gt;foxes

We could be friends just based off of that alone."
35666,Anyone else feels like making friends gets more and more awkward and difficult as time goes by?,Yup. I’m 29 and haven’t found a solution. Good luck. ,Did we all just become best friends?
35667,Yup. I’m 29 and haven’t found a solution. Good luck. ,Did we all just become best friends?,I think so. Is that how this works?
35668,Did we all just become best friends?,I think so. Is that how this works?,If only i knew it was this simple all along.
35669,Ask me a question and I'll answer and give you an question in return!,What is your favorite kind of weather?,"Sunny but not too hot, around 25 degrees seems nice. What about you? "
35670,What is your favorite kind of weather?,"Sunny but not too hot, around 25 degrees seems nice. What about you? ","Haha I read that as F not C =S

I love rainy days or brisk autumn weather. "
35671,Ask me a question and I'll answer and give you an question in return!,Do you have any tattoos?,"No, I don't. What about you? Also, if you could have one super power, what would you choose? "
35672,Do you have any tattoos?,"No, I don't. What about you? Also, if you could have one super power, what would you choose? ","Teleportation. Life would be so ez that way, and I'd save a lot of gas money."
35673,"No, I don't. What about you? Also, if you could have one super power, what would you choose? ","Teleportation. Life would be so ez that way, and I'd save a lot of gas money.",True! That would be one of the more useful ones to have. 
35674,A southern coworker is trying to explain to the office that recycling is bad.,Oh wow. Is she also a flat earther? I’ve never heard of someone who genuinely thinks that way. ,"Well if her friend Becky said the earth is flat on Facebook, then by golly it must be true! /s"
35675,Oh wow. Is she also a flat earther? I’ve never heard of someone who genuinely thinks that way. ,"Well if her friend Becky said the earth is flat on Facebook, then by golly it must be true! /s",Scary....but true. Old people and Facebook (or the Internet) are a bad combination sometimes.
35676,"Well if her friend Becky said the earth is flat on Facebook, then by golly it must be true! /s",Scary....but true. Old people and Facebook (or the Internet) are a bad combination sometimes.,r/oldpeoplefacebook
35677,A southern coworker is trying to explain to the office that recycling is bad.,Oh noooooo. Thanks terrifying to know it’s possible to think like that 😩,People like this vote. That’s terrifying
35678,Oh noooooo. Thanks terrifying to know it’s possible to think like that 😩,People like this vote. That’s terrifying,They also get 3 times as much voting power as someone living in a city.
35679,People like this vote. That’s terrifying,They also get 3 times as much voting power as someone living in a city.,Ow. This hurts me.
35680,Oh noooooo. Thanks terrifying to know it’s possible to think like that 😩,People like this vote. That’s terrifying,Want to hear something even more horrifying? They drive. 
35681,People like this vote. That’s terrifying,Want to hear something even more horrifying? They drive. ,And reproduce
35682,A southern coworker is trying to explain to the office that recycling is bad.,"That is scary. Also, reminder that these people have a vote in society!",Only educated people should have the right to vote! /s
35683,"That is scary. Also, reminder that these people have a vote in society!",Only educated people should have the right to vote! /s,[removed]
35684,A southern coworker is trying to explain to the office that recycling is bad.,What does the south have to do with this? That seems completely irrelevant.,Because that's where she's from?
35685,What does the south have to do with this? That seems completely irrelevant.,Because that's where she's from?,Which is completely irrelevant 
35686,Because that's where she's from?,Which is completely irrelevant ,Someone is from the south
35687,A southern coworker is trying to explain to the office that recycling is bad.,"As an undergraduate in a geology program, this is scary and slightly infuriating. ",Fun fact. We work for a college!
35688,"As an undergraduate in a geology program, this is scary and slightly infuriating. ",Fun fact. We work for a college!,The education system does it again!
35689,A southern coworker is trying to explain to the office that recycling is bad.,I can here the ignorance in their southern drawl from here.,"""I can here the ignorance"" -- oh, the irony. "
35690,I can here the ignorance in their southern drawl from here.,"""I can here the ignorance"" -- oh, the irony. ","Did I just find TC,  product manager, in the wild?"
35691,"I hate answering ""where're you from?""",where u from doe,I don't like talking about my childhood.
35692,where u from doe,I don't like talking about my childhood.,damn 
35693,where u from doe,I don't like talking about my childhood.,Well then talk about your teenage. Where do you belong? 
35694,"I hate answering ""where're you from?""","So, where're you from?",My mom's womb and I am thinking of taking a permanent residence in a graveyard near my home. 
35695,"So, where're you from?",My mom's womb and I am thinking of taking a permanent residence in a graveyard near my home. ,I want to be cremated.  Have my ashes thrown to the wind.  See the world.
35696,"You ever listen to a song 67,987 times before a lyric finally clicks in your brain?",Yeah whenever I’m listening to rap,"Very true. The more I listen to J Coke and Kendrick Lamar, the more I catch on to the wordplay "
35697,Yeah whenever I’m listening to rap,"Very true. The more I listen to J Coke and Kendrick Lamar, the more I catch on to the wordplay ",J Coke :)) 
35698,Why do I still feel exhausted in thr morning even when I get enough sleep?,"I feel the same, I find I do better when I have a more solid sleep routine.",I generally do have a solid sleep routine except for weekends.
35699,"I feel the same, I find I do better when I have a more solid sleep routine.",I generally do have a solid sleep routine except for weekends.,Weekends always mess me up too 
35700,I generally do have a solid sleep routine except for weekends.,Weekends always mess me up too ,"Oh yeah. I will stay up late on a weekend if I'm awake enough to do so, and then sleep in."
35701,Weekends always mess me up too ,"Oh yeah. I will stay up late on a weekend if I'm awake enough to do so, and then sleep in.",Same. I am getting better at it but it's not uncommon to be up until 3/4am on the weekends.
35702,"Oh yeah. I will stay up late on a weekend if I'm awake enough to do so, and then sleep in.",Same. I am getting better at it but it's not uncommon to be up until 3/4am on the weekends.,"Oh, I don't stay up that late. I'm usually in bed around midnight on weekends."
35703,Sometimes I wish video games were real,I wonder what Minecraft would be like in real life.,An acid trip.
35704,I wonder what Minecraft would be like in real life.,An acid trip.,And the acid would be a cube
35705,An acid trip.,And the acid would be a cube,And the trip would be by minecart
35706,Sometimes I wish video games were real,"That would be awesome

Oh wait wolfenstien ","Agreed!

Oh wait borderlands"
35707,"That would be awesome

Oh wait wolfenstien ","Agreed!

Oh wait borderlands","See now that sounds fun

Oh wait resident evil "
35708,"Agreed!

Oh wait borderlands","See now that sounds fun

Oh wait resident evil ","There'd be so much possibilities

Oh wait bloodbourne"
35709,"See now that sounds fun

Oh wait resident evil ","There'd be so much possibilities

Oh wait bloodbourne","I couldn't think of anything more horrible


Oh wait Roblox "
35710,"There'd be so much possibilities

Oh wait bloodbourne","I couldn't think of anything more horrible


Oh wait Roblox ","Sounds like life would be easier

Ah Fack Dead Space"
35711,"I couldn't think of anything more horrible


Oh wait Roblox ","Sounds like life would be easier

Ah Fack Dead Space","Life seams to be more interesting

Oh fuck dead island "
35712,"Sounds like life would be easier

Ah Fack Dead Space","Life seams to be more interesting

Oh fuck dead island ","Y'all exaggerating. 

Oh god. Tetris."
35713,"There'd be so much possibilities

Oh wait bloodbourne","I couldn't think of anything more horrible


Oh wait Roblox ","Agreed again!

Oh wait blob"
35714,Sometimes I wish video games were real,"Have you tried playing on survival? It's hard but a different kind of hard, I love it",I have a survival character that I modded to make it feel like The Walking Dead. Shit is crazy.
35715,"Have you tried playing on survival? It's hard but a different kind of hard, I love it",I have a survival character that I modded to make it feel like The Walking Dead. Shit is crazy.,Right? When you play on survival it feels so much more immersive.
35716,Sometimes I wish video games were real,I've played so much Fallout 4 that I can't get into it anymore without mods.,I'm doing vanilla. I beat the main campaign so now I'm doing the dlc.
35717,I've played so much Fallout 4 that I can't get into it anymore without mods.,I'm doing vanilla. I beat the main campaign so now I'm doing the dlc.,It's boring without mods.
35718,I'm doing vanilla. I beat the main campaign so now I'm doing the dlc.,It's boring without mods.,I have a modded survival mode I use for a Walking Dead feel 
35719,It's boring without mods.,I have a modded survival mode I use for a Walking Dead feel ,The shitty show or the comics?
35720,"When is the last time you cried, and why?",A couple hours ago.Ending of the film Gate of Hell.,"Oh, I wanna watch that. Where did you see it? Do you own the DVD or is it online somewhere?"
35721,A couple hours ago.Ending of the film Gate of Hell.,"Oh, I wanna watch that. Where did you see it? Do you own the DVD or is it online somewhere?",On Filmstruck.
35722,Pick any topic and ill try to chat about it with you for as long as possabile,Whats your thoughts on handshakes?,Uh i like them. There a good way to meet someone. Just gotta hope everyone washes there hands.
35723,Whats your thoughts on handshakes?,Uh i like them. There a good way to meet someone. Just gotta hope everyone washes there hands.,would you take a hug over a handshake though?
35724,Pick any topic and ill try to chat about it with you for as long as possabile,Let’s talk about Pisces! ,The astrology sign?
35725,Let’s talk about Pisces! ,The astrology sign?,Yeah! 
35726,What are you drinking today?,Coke Zero and coffee,"Nice, nice. How do you take your coffee?"
35727,Coke Zero and coffee,"Nice, nice. How do you take your coffee?",With Skim milk. 
35728,"Nice, nice. How do you take your coffee?",With Skim milk. ,Nice. I prefer tim Horton’s ice Capp mocha to hot coffee.
35729,With Skim milk. ,Nice. I prefer tim Horton’s ice Capp mocha to hot coffee.,Sounds caloric lol
35730,Nice. I prefer tim Horton’s ice Capp mocha to hot coffee.,Sounds caloric lol,Probably is haha.
35731,Advice for College?,Don't stick your dick in crazy.,Lmao I’m a girl so this won’t be a problem but thanks anyways! 
35732,Don't stick your dick in crazy.,Lmao I’m a girl so this won’t be a problem but thanks anyways! ,"In that case, don’t let crazy stick dick inside you 😂"
35733,Lmao I’m a girl so this won’t be a problem but thanks anyways! ,"In that case, don’t let crazy stick dick inside you 😂",lollll now that i can follow!
35734,Advice for College?,Learn to cook quick,you mean like ramen? lol 
35735,Learn to cook quick,you mean like ramen? lol ,Don't forget toast. 
35736,you mean like ramen? lol ,Don't forget toast. ,It's a good thing you said that because I already forgot about toast! Thanks!
35737,Don't forget toast. ,It's a good thing you said that because I already forgot about toast! Thanks!,Scrambled eggs w/toast
35738,"Does anyone else start typing a comment on reddit then halfway through end up discarding it and not bothering, almost every time?","Haha totally. Sometimes I write something and realize ""oh fuck actually .. nevermind"". ",me but without the word fuck haha
35739,"Haha totally. Sometimes I write something and realize ""oh fuck actually .. nevermind"". ",me but without the word fuck haha,"Oh fuck, actually nevermind "
35740,"Haha totally. Sometimes I write something and realize ""oh fuck actually .. nevermind"". ",me but without the word fuck haha,Prnicess of tears? Princes soft ears? Princess soft tears....ughhh.......
35741,me but without the word fuck haha,Prnicess of tears? Princes soft ears? Princess soft tears....ughhh.......,right on the first try :) 
35742,"Does anyone else start typing a comment on reddit then halfway through end up discarding it and not bothering, almost every time?",most of th,Exactl
35743,most of th,Exactl,m
35744,Exactl,m,Oh I just thou
35745,m,Oh I just thou,My thoughts exac
35746,Oh I just thou,My thoughts exac,Oh no it’s spre
35747,My thoughts exac,Oh no it’s spre,Candleja
35748,Oh no it’s spre,Candleja,Y
35749,Exactl,m,e
35750,m,e,t
35751,"Does anyone else start typing a comment on reddit then halfway through end up discarding it and not bothering, almost every time?",most of th,Reddit proves once again that I never have an original thought
35752,most of th,Reddit proves once again that I never have an original thought,Sam
35753,Reddit proves once again that I never have an original thought,Sam,Who’s Sa
35754,Sam,Who’s Sa,_Sam!_ The guy from Quin
35755,Who’s Sa,_Sam!_ The guy from Quin,"What's this, a completed senten"
35756,Any albums / artists you adore?,Weird AL is awesome. ,Recently I’ve realized that’s the kind of wholesomeness I need more of in general 
35757,Weird AL is awesome. ,Recently I’ve realized that’s the kind of wholesomeness I need more of in general ,I think the world in general could use more of it now than ever before. 
35758,Give me three words (or a short phrase) and I'll doodle it.,Three happy Rottweilers,inb4 Harry Potter
35759,Three happy Rottweilers,inb4 Harry Potter,Lol I didn’t even think of that haha
35760,inb4 Harry Potter,Lol I didn’t even think of that haha,"Lmao, it was my first thought"
35761,I’m in a restaurant with my family and everyone is on their phone so I figured I’d pull mine out as well.,I text my family when we’re seating at the same table to annoy them...,That’s always fun 🤣
35762,I text my family when we’re seating at the same table to annoy them...,That’s always fun 🤣,"What about: ""Get off the phone and pass me the salt..."""
35763,I’m in a restaurant with my family and everyone is on their phone so I figured I’d pull mine out as well.,I'm Indian and it makes me glad to see people enjoy the cuisine! ,Come to the UK! Indian food is basically our national dish now :) so good
35764,I'm Indian and it makes me glad to see people enjoy the cuisine! ,Come to the UK! Indian food is basically our national dish now :) so good,Isn't is so that Tikka Masala is Scotish?
35765,Come to the UK! Indian food is basically our national dish now :) so good,Isn't is so that Tikka Masala is Scotish?,Yeah and it's not Britain's national dish :)
35766,I’m in a restaurant with my family and everyone is on their phone so I figured I’d pull mine out as well.,Which Indian restaurant?,East is east 
35767,Which Indian restaurant?,East is east ,That's also the name of a good movie.
35768,Which Indian restaurant?,East is east ,Is the one on Broadway still opened? It looked shuttered last week. 
35769,East is east ,Is the one on Broadway still opened? It looked shuttered last week. ,Not sure 
35770,Anyone else feel unpaid internships should be illegal?,It’s slavery with extra steps. ,"No, slavery is involuntary by definition."
35771,It’s slavery with extra steps. ,"No, slavery is involuntary by definition.","Thanks, Webster. "
35772,Don't light roaches on fire,How did lighting something with legs on fire seem like a good idea?,I may or may not have been high.
35773,How did lighting something with legs on fire seem like a good idea?,I may or may not have been high.,Lol this is why I’m a sober soul.
35774,I may or may not have been high.,Lol this is why I’m a sober soul.,I'm somewhat of a pyromaniac too 
35775,How did lighting something with legs on fire seem like a good idea?,I may or may not have been high.,So you lit up two roaches that night?
35776,I may or may not have been high.,So you lit up two roaches that night?,Nice.
35777,So you lit up two roaches that night?,Nice.,Nice.
35778,Nice.,Nice.,Baby.
35779,Nice.,Baby.,...you smooth motherfucker!
35780,Nice.,Baby.,Alright stop
35781,Baby.,Alright stop,Colaborate and listen
35782,Baby.,Alright stop,Hammer time 
35783,Nice.,Nice.,Nice. 
35784,I may or may not have been high.,So you lit up two roaches that night?,YES
35785,How did lighting something with legs on fire seem like a good idea?,I may or may not have been high.,This is begging to go on r/TIFU
35786,How did lighting something with legs on fire seem like a good idea?,I may or may not have been high.,Hahahaha this explains everything 
35787,How did lighting something with legs on fire seem like a good idea?,I may or may not have been high.,Proof that weed is dangerous to you and those around you. It should be banned
35788,Don't light roaches on fire,Is killing a living thing so cruelly a good idea?,Roaches need to die more than other things.
35789,Is killing a living thing so cruelly a good idea?,Roaches need to die more than other things.,There are other way to kill it though
35790,Roaches need to die more than other things.,There are other way to kill it though,"Oh yes, I mean with this method he did char the floor. He doesn’t respect the wood!! "
35791,Roaches need to die more than other things.,There are other way to kill it though,What part of *kill it with fire* confounds the mind?
35792,Is killing a living thing so cruelly a good idea?,Roaches need to die more than other things.,Don't forget mosquitoes. These bugs need to go extinct!
35793,Don't light roaches on fire,Is killing a living thing so cruelly a good idea?,Exactly. I’m incredibly scared of them but fucking hell don’t torture living things
35794,Is killing a living thing so cruelly a good idea?,Exactly. I’m incredibly scared of them but fucking hell don’t torture living things,If there's a creature that deserves physical torture it's roaches
35795,Don't light roaches on fire,"When they become sentient, you're fucked.",Pretty sure roaches never become sentient
35796,"When they become sentient, you're fucked.",Pretty sure roaches never become sentient,Says the man right before roaches become sentient.
35797,I am in the mood to blow $500 dollars,Go to a bar and buy everyone a few rounds.,I totally would but I'm 20 and in the US
35798,Go to a bar and buy everyone a few rounds.,I totally would but I'm 20 and in the US,Ha US drinking age is so fucked up
35799,I totally would but I'm 20 and in the US,Ha US drinking age is so fucked up,"Yup. I can die for my country, decide who is president, etc but god forbid I drink some vodka."
35800,Ha US drinking age is so fucked up,"Yup. I can die for my country, decide who is president, etc but god forbid I drink some vodka.",A-fuckin-men. The greatest hypocrisy.
35801,I am in the mood to blow $500 dollars,Cheese.,I fucking love cheese 
35802,Cheese.,I fucking love cheese ,I love fucking cheese
35803,I am in the mood to blow $500 dollars,Get an escort and have some fun ,This definitely crossed my mind 
35804,Get an escort and have some fun ,This definitely crossed my mind ,Go have some fun man. Be sure to use protection. Good luck
35805,Send me three emojis and we’ll make a short story out of it,👅🐐👅,Not even sure w this one. 
35806,👅🐐👅,Not even sure w this one. ,That was a delicious lamb chop. The end.
35807,Send me three emojis and we’ll make a short story out of it,👉🏻👌🏻💦,We all started from an orgasm. 
35808,👉🏻👌🏻💦,We all started from an orgasm. ,Ayeeee I’m going to hit the publisher! 😜
35809,Send me three emojis and we’ll make a short story out of it,👌👈🏻😍,Stop flirting w me
35810,👌👈🏻😍,Stop flirting w me,"this isn’t a story, it’s a fact :("
35811,Stop flirting w me,"this isn’t a story, it’s a fact :(",Hahaha I’m sorry. Expect a story later !!
35812,I showed my favorite band to someone and they said the music is “creepy”.,Beck,Beck is awesome
35813,Beck,Beck is awesome,Your awsome
35814,Beck is awesome,Your awsome,Ty. Lol
35815,Parents: please teach stuff to your kids,Your initial judgement is a really weird way to look at a family spending time together.,Lol I know!
35816,Your initial judgement is a really weird way to look at a family spending time together.,Lol I know!,How is that funny?
35817,Lol I know!,How is that funny?,Because he grew as a person and now knows he was being silly.
35818,How is that funny?,Because he grew as a person and now knows he was being silly.,How dare they! /s
35819,Parents: please teach stuff to your kids,Your initial judgement is a really weird way to look at a family spending time together.,Tbh if it's EVERY EVENING and without taking a break it does seem weird to me
35820,Your initial judgement is a really weird way to look at a family spending time together.,Tbh if it's EVERY EVENING and without taking a break it does seem weird to me,How? Kids love playing outside 
35821,Tbh if it's EVERY EVENING and without taking a break it does seem weird to me,How? Kids love playing outside ,I really didn't like it because I was bad at most sports. 
35822,How? Kids love playing outside ,I really didn't like it because I was bad at most sports. ,Everyone is bad at sports when they start lol.
35823,Parents: please teach stuff to your kids,"So i run everyday, would you think i am snooty? kinda sounds like you're a fat POS",Why fat?
35824,"So i run everyday, would you think i am snooty? kinda sounds like you're a fat POS",Why fat?,Merica
35825,Does anyone miss the golden era of game apps without all distracting ads,Ah why is this so nostalgic for me?! It was like 3 or 4 years ago and yes it was a simpler time,"more than 3-4 years, more like 10 years lol"
35826,Ah why is this so nostalgic for me?! It was like 3 or 4 years ago and yes it was a simpler time,"more than 3-4 years, more like 10 years lol",Meh still it's good
35827,Ah why is this so nostalgic for me?! It was like 3 or 4 years ago and yes it was a simpler time,"more than 3-4 years, more like 10 years lol",The last blowup was Pokémon Go about 3-4 years ago. I think? 
35828,"more than 3-4 years, more like 10 years lol",The last blowup was Pokémon Go about 3-4 years ago. I think? ,hmm did a google and pokemon Go actually came out in 2016
35829,Ah why is this so nostalgic for me?! It was like 3 or 4 years ago and yes it was a simpler time,"more than 3-4 years, more like 10 years lol",Yeah I remember playing that on iPhone 3? Or 3g or whatever it was called. 
35830,Does anyone miss the golden era of game apps without all distracting ads,Can’t say that I do. Now it just means you have to do more digging to find the good games. ,Recommendations? Like simple games you can play for a few minutes at a time?
35831,Can’t say that I do. Now it just means you have to do more digging to find the good games. ,Recommendations? Like simple games you can play for a few minutes at a time?,Subterfuge 
35832,Can’t say that I do. Now it just means you have to do more digging to find the good games. ,Recommendations? Like simple games you can play for a few minutes at a time?,Mindustry
35833,Can’t say that I do. Now it just means you have to do more digging to find the good games. ,Recommendations? Like simple games you can play for a few minutes at a time?,DATA WING is my favourite Android game by far.
35834,Does anyone miss the golden era of game apps without all distracting ads,Anybody have any recommendations for games?,"her story
the room (series)
framed
little inferno"
35835,Anybody have any recommendations for games?,"her story
the room (series)
framed
little inferno",Just bought little inferno. Thanks!
35836,"her story
the room (series)
framed
little inferno",Just bought little inferno. Thanks!,no problem! its a lot of fun so i hope you enjoy it!
35837,Just bought little inferno. Thanks!,no problem! its a lot of fun so i hope you enjoy it!,I LOVED world of goo. So I’m all in. 
35838,I got downvoted because I said I don’t have a favorite type of cheese...,Colby Jack!,See?! It’s a hard decision! So many good choices. 
35839,Colby Jack!,See?! It’s a hard decision! So many good choices. ,"Or parm!

Or goat cheese!

I can't pick!"
35840,See?! It’s a hard decision! So many good choices. ,"Or parm!

Or goat cheese!

I can't pick!",The best part is you don’t have to!
35841,I got downvoted because I said I don’t have a favorite type of cheese...,"Ugh, like choosing your favorite child...",Idk... that's pretty easy for my parents!
35842,"Ugh, like choosing your favorite child...",Idk... that's pretty easy for my parents!,I’m hoping that you’re the favorite🤞🤞
35843,Idk... that's pretty easy for my parents!,I’m hoping that you’re the favorite🤞🤞,Mom's favorite! Hahaha. Dad favors his second born (my half sister).
35844,I’m hoping that you’re the favorite🤞🤞,Mom's favorite! Hahaha. Dad favors his second born (my half sister).,"Hahaha in a way, it works out then! "
35845,I got downvoted because I said I don’t have a favorite type of cheese...,I feel like cheese is not a casual conversation topic.,K. 
35846,I feel like cheese is not a casual conversation topic.,K. ,I'm sorry I should have added a /s
35847,K. ,I'm sorry I should have added a /s,"Ah. No need to apologize. I just thought you didn’t like the topic haha 

"
35848,I’m decently drunk. What’s going on in your lives ?,I'm Bored as hell atm ugh :/,Are you waiting somewhere like a doctors office or the dmv ?
35849,I'm Bored as hell atm ugh :/,Are you waiting somewhere like a doctors office or the dmv ?,Nope Just home bored lol
35850,My 11 yo daughter’s heart is broken upon realizing there is no such thing as a baby butterfly...,this is so innocent omg,"I mean, she also likes heavy metal &amp; mosh pits, so she’s not an angel. "
35851,this is so innocent omg,"I mean, she also likes heavy metal &amp; mosh pits, so she’s not an angel. ",🤘🤘🤘
35852,this is so innocent omg,"I mean, she also likes heavy metal &amp; mosh pits, so she’s not an angel. ",Me when I was 11
35853,this is so innocent omg,"I mean, she also likes heavy metal &amp; mosh pits, so she’s not an angel. ","Excuse me, are you implying heavy metal and moshpits are the DEVILS work? 

That's so metal."
35854,"I mean, she also likes heavy metal &amp; mosh pits, so she’s not an angel. ","Excuse me, are you implying heavy metal and moshpits are the DEVILS work? 

That's so metal.",My kid approves this message. 
35855,this is so innocent omg,"I mean, she also likes heavy metal &amp; mosh pits, so she’s not an angel. ",still cute
35856,this is so innocent omg,"I mean, she also likes heavy metal &amp; mosh pits, so she’s not an angel. ",How do mosh pits work with grade schoolers? 
35857,"I mean, she also likes heavy metal &amp; mosh pits, so she’s not an angel. ",How do mosh pits work with grade schoolers? ,Very carefully
35858,"I found out today the whole human race almost became extinct about 70,000 years ago and my mind is blown.",Fuck so close,If only...
35859,Fuck so close,If only...,r/2meirl4meirl
35860,"I found out today the whole human race almost became extinct about 70,000 years ago and my mind is blown.",Guess we are all lucky our ancestors made the cut.,It makes me wonder how many of us share the same ancestors
35861,Guess we are all lucky our ancestors made the cut.,It makes me wonder how many of us share the same ancestors,Literally all living things.
35862,Guess we are all lucky our ancestors made the cut.,It makes me wonder how many of us share the same ancestors,Hey there cousin 
35863,Guess we are all lucky our ancestors made the cut.,It makes me wonder how many of us share the same ancestors,You should look up the percentage of people who share Genghis Khan as an ancestor
35864,"I found out today the whole human race almost became extinct about 70,000 years ago and my mind is blown.",Guess we are all lucky our ancestors made the cut.,"speak for yourself, I have to work tomorrow "
35865,Guess we are all lucky our ancestors made the cut.,"speak for yourself, I have to work tomorrow ",Guess I'm all lucky our ancestors made the cut.
35866,"speak for yourself, I have to work tomorrow ",Guess I'm all lucky our ancestors made the cut.,DOLT
35867,"I found out today the whole human race almost became extinct about 70,000 years ago and my mind is blown.",6% of the humans that have ever lived are alive right now. ,"Do they mean that 6% of homo sapiens (modern humans) are alive or just homo's (humans)?

"
35868,6% of the humans that have ever lived are alive right now. ,"Do they mean that 6% of homo sapiens (modern humans) are alive or just homo's (humans)?

",No homo bro 
35869,"Do they mean that 6% of homo sapiens (modern humans) are alive or just homo's (humans)?

",No homo bro ,have an upvote buddy
35870,"Do they mean that 6% of homo sapiens (modern humans) are alive or just homo's (humans)?

",No homo bro ,Get that sweet sweet karma
35871,No homo bro ,Get that sweet sweet karma,All 12 of it 
35872,Get that sweet sweet karma,All 12 of it ,25 now
35873,All 12 of it ,25 now,Holy shit I’m famous!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
35874,I just got recommended the most fucked up video while watching YouTube,Link?,Someone get the link!
35875,Link?,Someone get the link!,trust me u DONT want that link 
35876,Someone get the link!,trust me u DONT want that link ,Curiosity will prevail!
35877,trust me u DONT want that link ,Curiosity will prevail!,Some things are better left unseen. Trust me homie
35878,Someone get the link!,trust me u DONT want that link ,I WANT THE LINK!
35879,Link?,Someone get the link!,It’s been deleted.
35880,I just got recommended the most fucked up video while watching YouTube,"I just watched it, gave me chills. That kind of shit should be illegal",Ik right. The end actually made me sick.
35881,"I just watched it, gave me chills. That kind of shit should be illegal",Ik right. The end actually made me sick.,I need bleach for my eyes... and my soul.
35882,Ik right. The end actually made me sick.,I need bleach for my eyes... and my soul.,What was that *thing next to the mother. Behind the couch sorta hidden in shadow
35883,I need bleach for my eyes... and my soul.,What was that *thing next to the mother. Behind the couch sorta hidden in shadow,And where was that red glow coming from?
35884,What was that *thing next to the mother. Behind the couch sorta hidden in shadow,And where was that red glow coming from?,From its face. I think
35885,I need bleach for my eyes... and my soul.,What was that *thing next to the mother. Behind the couch sorta hidden in shadow,Should be on r/videosyoucansmell
35886,I need bleach for my eyes... and my soul.,What was that *thing next to the mother. Behind the couch sorta hidden in shadow,aaaHHhah and bit where it sort of... dribbles... 
35887,I just got recommended the most fucked up video while watching YouTube,Id love to even know what it is,I think it's just a joke and the video doesn't even exist. 
35888,Id love to even know what it is,I think it's just a joke and the video doesn't even exist. ,I'd *rather* it didn't exist. Just got it in a DM and it's putrid. 
35889,Id love to even know what it is,I think it's just a joke and the video doesn't even exist. ,It does. I'm looking for it now. Geuss how many vids on YouTube talk about Latin classes. A lot.
35890,I just got recommended the most fucked up video while watching YouTube,why won’t anyone describe what is happening in the video? ,I can't describe it but I can try to draw the thing from it
35891,why won’t anyone describe what is happening in the video? ,I can't describe it but I can try to draw the thing from it,i just wanna know what is so horrible that no one will link it or even deserve it 
35892,I just got recommended the most fucked up video while watching YouTube,"hah, this is a nice prank OP :D",If this was a prank it is very fucked up...
35893,"hah, this is a nice prank OP :D",If this was a prank it is very fucked up...,but there's no link : /
35894,If this was a prank it is very fucked up...,but there's no link : /,This isn’t a joke man. It’s some fucked up shit.
35895,but there's no link : /,This isn’t a joke man. It’s some fucked up shit.,lolol dw I already saw the subreddit this thread is getting brigaded from :P
35896,If this was a prank it is very fucked up...,but there's no link : /,I'm actually looking for the link now. Still can't find it.
35897,"I just flew first class for the first time recently, I think I'm addicted",Business class is fabulous already. To think first class!,Happy cake day
35898,Business class is fabulous already. To think first class!,Happy cake day,Thank you!
35899,Who's your favorite actor?,Queen Angelina Jolie,The lizard woman?
35900,Queen Angelina Jolie,The lizard woman?,"No, Tigress"
35901,Who's your favorite actor?,Tom Hanks,"I only remember him from Toy Story, voice of Woody"
35902,Tom Hanks,"I only remember him from Toy Story, voice of Woody","Forest Gump, Castaway, Big, Philadelphia, Apollo 13, Sully.  Tons of great ones."
35903,"I only remember him from Toy Story, voice of Woody","Forest Gump, Castaway, Big, Philadelphia, Apollo 13, Sully.  Tons of great ones.","True, might need to watch those since I never seen them XD"
35904,Do any of you have some [SWF] hobby or collection that is unusual or generally innocuous you want to share?,My mother collects mini pigs and whenever I’m on vacation I try to bring her one,"Uh, are these like ornaments or actual, live miniature pigs?"
35905,My mother collects mini pigs and whenever I’m on vacation I try to bring her one,"Uh, are these like ornaments or actual, live miniature pigs?",Like clay figure I kind of wanted to say live just to screw with you but whatever
35906,My mother collects mini pigs and whenever I’m on vacation I try to bring her one,"Uh, are these like ornaments or actual, live miniature pigs?",Baseball cards I have two binders full of them
35907,What are you looking forward to?,Football season to start.... ,Tomorrow
35908,Football season to start.... ,Tomorrow,What team(s) do you follow/ root for?
35909,What are you looking forward to?,"On Sunday, my first flight in over two years",Where are you flying to/from? 
35910,"On Sunday, my first flight in over two years",Where are you flying to/from? ,From California to New York. What’s your origin?
35911,What are you looking forward to?,I'm looking forward to a date tomorrow!,"Oohh....First date, or non-first date? And what are you doing?"
35912,I'm looking forward to a date tomorrow!,"Oohh....First date, or non-first date? And what are you doing?",First date! :) It's with a guy that I really love spending time with and we're baking a cake!
35913,"Oohh....First date, or non-first date? And what are you doing?",First date! :) It's with a guy that I really love spending time with and we're baking a cake!,"Alright, question for you: How many stupid DM's saying ""DM for the lols"" do you get?"
35914,Drink! Drink! Drink!,Jack daniels ,How do you drink it? And when do you?
35915,Jack daniels ,How do you drink it? And when do you?,"With some cola, you can make it as strong as you want, mostly in the weekend "
35916,I really really like it when I smile at a stranger and they smile back.,You must be a girl. If I did this I'd get home to find a twitter campaign against my existence. ,"Nope, u/bmanfromct 🖒"
35917,You must be a girl. If I did this I'd get home to find a twitter campaign against my existence. ,"Nope, u/bmanfromct 🖒",Aye I’m from ct 2
35918,I really really like it when I smile at a stranger and they smile back.,You must be a girl. If I did this I'd get home to find a twitter campaign against my existence. ,"If OP isn't a girl, then he must be good looking or something. "
35919,You must be a girl. If I did this I'd get home to find a twitter campaign against my existence. ,"If OP isn't a girl, then he must be good looking or something. ",hey i'll take it
35920,"If OP isn't a girl, then he must be good looking or something. ",hey i'll take it,I'd expect nothing less from Bruce Wayne.
35921,You must be a girl. If I did this I'd get home to find a twitter campaign against my existence. ,"If OP isn't a girl, then he must be good looking or something. ",How about good looking _and_ something?
35922,"If OP isn't a girl, then he must be good looking or something. ",How about good looking _and_ something?,Good looking yet also kinda funny looking? 
35923,Worst thing you have ever cooked or baked?,Can't remember exactly. But it had 5 spice in it. That shit ruins everything.,"Oh god, the horrors of five spice."
35924,Can't remember exactly. But it had 5 spice in it. That shit ruins everything.,"Oh god, the horrors of five spice.",It could ruin a unicorn porterhouse 
35925,Can't remember exactly. But it had 5 spice in it. That shit ruins everything.,"Oh god, the horrors of five spice.","I dunno, I quite like using that spice. "
35926,"Oh god, the horrors of five spice.","I dunno, I quite like using that spice. ",That might be due to the fact that you have some measure of self control when using it
35927,"To anyone struggling, You can do it.","To anyone telling me this, no I can't! Rebel against the believers!",I’m not entirely sure what to make of this...
35928,"To anyone telling me this, no I can't! Rebel against the believers!",I’m not entirely sure what to make of this...,That means my plan is working.
35929,I’m not entirely sure what to make of this...,That means my plan is working.,... riiiight.
35930,"To anyone struggling, You can do it.",So... I *will* one day get a victory in Fortnite?,Who knows? 
35931,So... I *will* one day get a victory in Fortnite?,Who knows? ,"That's basically how I feel about it, yeah."
35932,I got a CPAP machine yesterday and used it for the first time last night. Holy cow.,"What mask type do you have?
",I use the nasal mask which goes over the nose.
35933,"What mask type do you have?
",I use the nasal mask which goes over the nose.,I never could find a mask that I would find comfortable enough to keep wearing. 
35934,I got a CPAP machine yesterday and used it for the first time last night. Holy cow.,How old are you? I'm 28. Is it possible to have this at 28?,"Yes, 28, 18, 18 months........."
35935,How old are you? I'm 28. Is it possible to have this at 28?,"Yes, 28, 18, 18 months.........",I signed up for a sleep study today because of this post. Thanks for the replies.
35936,My wife just gave birth to a handsome baby boy.,Don't get him circumsized. ,"Tell me more.  We are planning to curcumsize, but I'd like to hear your opinion."
35937,Don't get him circumsized. ,"Tell me more.  We are planning to curcumsize, but I'd like to hear your opinion.",Ever heard of equality? 2018.
35938,People are so great,"Wouldn't specifically say unique, but I don't shower w/ the lights on lol","interesting, do you have music in the background or a candle or anything? "
35939,"Wouldn't specifically say unique, but I don't shower w/ the lights on lol","interesting, do you have music in the background or a candle or anything? ",Nah; just a regular shower 
35940,People are so great,"Wouldn't specifically say unique, but I don't shower w/ the lights on lol",Why not?
35941,"Wouldn't specifically say unique, but I don't shower w/ the lights on lol",Why not?,Image issues
35942,Why not?,Image issues,Fair.
35943,People are so great,I can do the worm with my eyebrows. ,I can move my scalp and ear without using my hands.
35944,I can do the worm with my eyebrows. ,I can move my scalp and ear without using my hands.,"I can move my ears, but how can you move your scalp?"
35945,I can move my scalp and ear without using my hands.,"I can move my ears, but how can you move your scalp?",I just move my ears or eye brows and my scalp moves with them.
35946,Today I learned that you eat popcorn microwaved....,Have you heard of potatoes?,"In Latvia we heard of potato, but not taste. "
35947,Have you heard of potatoes?,"In Latvia we heard of potato, but not taste. ",yawn
35948,"In Latvia we heard of potato, but not taste. ",yawn,This joke is written in ancient history 
35949,Today I learned that you eat popcorn microwaved....,How old are you? Just so I have an idea of how long this took.,17 years
35950,How old are you? Just so I have an idea of how long this took.,17 years,"This is so adorable, stay sweet."
35951,17 years,"This is so adorable, stay sweet.",Thanks!
35952,How old are you? Just so I have an idea of how long this took.,17 years,You have a job at 17! And I'm here at 24 starting my new job
35953,How old are you? Just so I have an idea of how long this took.,17 years,But you made a post in r/jobs 3-4 months ago saying you were 15?
35954,17 years,But you made a post in r/jobs 3-4 months ago saying you were 15?,Buuuuusted
35955,17 years,But you made a post in r/jobs 3-4 months ago saying you were 15?,And another post in r/jobs saying he turned 16 in March. This kid is full of shit.
35956,17 years,But you made a post in r/jobs 3-4 months ago saying you were 15?,They grow up so fast. *sniff*
35957,Today I learned that you eat popcorn microwaved....,Did your parents know you didnt know what popcorn was,I honestly have no idea. Will ask them tomorrow. 
35958,Did your parents know you didnt know what popcorn was,I honestly have no idea. Will ask them tomorrow. ,Have u ever seen kettle corn at a fair?  Its so good! 
35959,I honestly have no idea. Will ask them tomorrow. ,Have u ever seen kettle corn at a fair?  Its so good! ,"Never. But believe me, there will be alot of popcorn in my near future."
35960,Have u ever seen kettle corn at a fair?  Its so good! ,"Never. But believe me, there will be alot of popcorn in my near future.",Wow i mean i guess if u had braces you wouldve been lucky since you wouldnt have been tempted 😂
35961,Is anyone starting something new?,A new school for the third time! Ready to suffer!!!!!,I suffer every day
35962,A new school for the third time! Ready to suffer!!!!!,I suffer every day,At least your four years of suffering are over. I still got a year or two to go! :)))))))
35963,I suffer every day,At least your four years of suffering are over. I still got a year or two to go! :))))))),Actually I still have a year
35964,Just got a deaf Kitty and he needs a name.,i think Jobim is a great name for a cat.,That's cute. Does it mean anything?
35965,i think Jobim is a great name for a cat.,That's cute. Does it mean anything?,its a brazilian musician
35966,Just got a deaf Kitty and he needs a name.,What about naming them after a famous deaf person?,We thought about naming him Keller. 
35967,What about naming them after a famous deaf person?,We thought about naming him Keller. ,That’s not a bad name!
35968,Just got a deaf Kitty and he needs a name.,Leppard. Definitely Leppard.,Deaf cat for cutie
35969,Leppard. Definitely Leppard.,Deaf cat for cutie,Ear-nest Hemingway (who actually owned a lot of cats)
35970,My brother fell in the toilet and it was hilarious.,"This is why I always check before sitting down, even when alone. Lol","I don't think I've ever sat on anything, anywhere, without looking first."
35971,"This is why I always check before sitting down, even when alone. Lol","I don't think I've ever sat on anything, anywhere, without looking first.",I looked and fell in anyways. Woops
35972,"This is why I always check before sitting down, even when alone. Lol","I don't think I've ever sat on anything, anywhere, without looking first.",Life mantra right there. 
35973,My brother fell in the toilet and it was hilarious.,How do you fall in a toilet wtf ,"Step 1: Leave toilet seat up

Step 2: Attempt to use toilet

Step 3: Fall to your death"
35974,How do you fall in a toilet wtf ,"Step 1: Leave toilet seat up

Step 2: Attempt to use toilet

Step 3: Fall to your death",How big is your toilet 
35975,"Step 1: Leave toilet seat up

Step 2: Attempt to use toilet

Step 3: Fall to your death",How big is your toilet ,"Woah slow down there, at least by a girl dinner before you start talking toilet size."
35976,How big is your toilet ,"Woah slow down there, at least by a girl dinner before you start talking toilet size.",Olive Garden it is 
35977,"Woah slow down there, at least by a girl dinner before you start talking toilet size.",Olive Garden it is ,Go to Taco Bell. Guaranteed to see the toilet. 
35978,Olive Garden it is ,Go to Taco Bell. Guaranteed to see the toilet. ,*Chipotle
35979,"Step 1: Leave toilet seat up

Step 2: Attempt to use toilet

Step 3: Fall to your death",How big is your toilet ,How big is your arse?
35980,How big is your toilet ,How big is your arse?,How big is your toilet required for a big ass
35981,How do you fall in a toilet wtf ,"Step 1: Leave toilet seat up

Step 2: Attempt to use toilet

Step 3: Fall to your death",Oh. I imagined he tripped and fell in face first or something
35982,"Step 1: Leave toilet seat up

Step 2: Attempt to use toilet

Step 3: Fall to your death",Oh. I imagined he tripped and fell in face first or something,Okay what lmfao
35983,My brother fell in the toilet and it was hilarious.,Literally how do you fall into the toilet?,Not looking before you sit.
35984,Literally how do you fall into the toilet?,Not looking before you sit.,But you look at the toilet when you cross the door to enter the bathroom
35985,Not looking before you sit.,But you look at the toilet when you cross the door to enter the bathroom,Not if it's dark.  Or you're too sleepy to think straight. 
35986,Hey everyone,Seen any good movies lately?,"Not a movie buff, prefer TV series instead of them. Watching Cobra Kai currently/"
35987,Seen any good movies lately?,"Not a movie buff, prefer TV series instead of them. Watching Cobra Kai currently/",What’s your favorite shows?
35988,Hey everyone,Anything??????????!?!!!!?????? 😏,I need an adult...
35989,Anything??????????!?!!!!?????? 😏,I need an adult...,An adult?for?
35990,I need an adult...,An adult?for?,Your emoji was suggestive. :D
35991,Today I met someone who’d never heard of my country,This Is America ,Don’t catch you slippin up
35992,This Is America ,Don’t catch you slippin up,This dope that I'm whipping up 
35993,Don’t catch you slippin up,This dope that I'm whipping up ,Police be trippin now
35994,Today I met someone who’d never heard of my country,This Is America ,"Sorry, could you elaborate? What do you mean by this *exactly*? "
35995,This Is America ,"Sorry, could you elaborate? What do you mean by this *exactly*? ",free karma. just post it anywhere america is mentioned
35996,"Sorry, could you elaborate? What do you mean by this *exactly*? ",free karma. just post it anywhere america is mentioned,Lol I don't even know why I'm getting downvoted.
35997,free karma. just post it anywhere america is mentioned,Lol I don't even know why I'm getting downvoted.,This is America
35998,free karma. just post it anywhere america is mentioned,Lol I don't even know why I'm getting downvoted.,dont worry. we will be downvoted together. hold my hand
35999,Lol I don't even know why I'm getting downvoted.,dont worry. we will be downvoted together. hold my hand,I'm with you. *Holds hand*. 
36000,Today I met someone who’d never heard of my country,There are Americans who don’t know certain US states... Don’t take offense.,"This is not about liking geography, it's about education."
36001,There are Americans who don’t know certain US states... Don’t take offense.,"This is not about liking geography, it's about education.",Appreciating geography comes from education.
36002,Today I met someone who’d never heard of my country,"As a Pakistani, I wish people didn't know about my country. ",Why though?
36003,"As a Pakistani, I wish people didn't know about my country. ",Why though?,Surely that doesn't require much explanation. 
36004,Today I met someone who’d never heard of my country,"-I am from Sweden.
-I love  cheese and clocks.
*facepalm",I am from Wisconsin. I also like cheese. And beer. Do you like beer?
36005,"-I am from Sweden.
-I love  cheese and clocks.
*facepalm",I am from Wisconsin. I also like cheese. And beer. Do you like beer?,If I do sitting with a cold one right now
36006,Today I met someone who’d never heard of my country,I am moving to NL in a week!,Awesome! What province/city? 
36007,I am moving to NL in a week!,Awesome! What province/city? ,"In Groningen, had hard time finding an accommodation"
36008,Today I met someone who’d never heard of my country,I'm from Romania and the only things other people know about it is that we have Dracula lmao.,I thought he was from Transylvania
36009,I'm from Romania and the only things other people know about it is that we have Dracula lmao.,I thought he was from Transylvania,Transylvania is in Romania lmao
36010,I thought he was from Transylvania,Transylvania is in Romania lmao,Lmao damn.  I thought it was it's own thing.  
36011,Do you listen to any music that's in a language you don't know?,"German, Portuguese, Japanese.",Any particulars from each I should listen to? 
36012,"German, Portuguese, Japanese.",Any particulars from each I should listen to? ,What kind of music do actually like though?
36013,Any particulars from each I should listen to? ,What kind of music do actually like though?,"Rock, rap, electronic, dance, pop, alternative "
36014,What kind of music do actually like though?,"Rock, rap, electronic, dance, pop, alternative ","Well now I feel stupid, I listen to Metal in various forms and Jpop."
36015,How to get a girl’s attention: Uber Edition,Let me know about the end of this story. ,I’ll let you know if he tries to pick me up from work tomorrow 
36016,Let me know about the end of this story. ,I’ll let you know if he tries to pick me up from work tomorrow ,"Yeah just keep me updated lol... 

You think he coming tomorrow? "
36017,How to get a girl’s attention: Uber Edition,Let me know about the end of this story. ,He asked if he could pick me up
36018,Let me know about the end of this story. ,He asked if he could pick me up,Jeez then you said no? 
36019,I put a song on repeat for 45 minutes and my friends didn’t notice.,"wow, thanks for the awesome idea. ",No worries. Please let me know how it goes. Of course it has to be at background level! 
36020,"wow, thanks for the awesome idea. ",No worries. Please let me know how it goes. Of course it has to be at background level! ,yeah doi. im gonna save this post so that i can update you when i get to do it. 
36021,No worries. Please let me know how it goes. Of course it has to be at background level! ,yeah doi. im gonna save this post so that i can update you when i get to do it. ,[removed]
36022,I put a song on repeat for 45 minutes and my friends didn’t notice.,Try What's New Pussycat next time ,r/UnexpectedMulaney
36023,Try What's New Pussycat next time ,r/UnexpectedMulaney,This was definitely expected.
36024,I put a song on repeat for 45 minutes and my friends didn’t notice.,Try What's New Pussycat next time ,Yes? I’m here. 
36025,Try What's New Pussycat next time ,Yes? I’m here. ,/r/Beetlejuicing 
36026,Do you have a creative hobby?,Learning and practicing foreign languages :-),Have you tried to make your own language? I've heard this is also an hobby
36027,Learning and practicing foreign languages :-),Have you tried to make your own language? I've heard this is also an hobby,Making my own- would then requiring teaching it to someone? 
36028,Have you tried to make your own language? I've heard this is also an hobby,Making my own- would then requiring teaching it to someone? ,"No, not at all. "
36029,Learning and practicing foreign languages :-),Have you tried to make your own language? I've heard this is also an hobby,"Well that's something I should look into...

Would definitely come in handy during the tests 😁"
36030,What are you having for tea tonight?,"Steak with some potatoes and veggies, pretty classic, but really tasty.",Any sauce? Sounds great!
36031,"Steak with some potatoes and veggies, pretty classic, but really tasty.",Any sauce? Sounds great!,"Got some quark for the potatoes, steak is best enjoyed on its own anyway!"
36032,Any sauce? Sounds great!,"Got some quark for the potatoes, steak is best enjoyed on its own anyway!",Sounds good. I like garlic butter on mine
36033,What are you having for tea tonight?,Just had ham and leek wellington with potato dauphinoise.,Oooh. I love the sound of that. Meat free Monday?
36034,Just had ham and leek wellington with potato dauphinoise.,Oooh. I love the sound of that. Meat free Monday?,If it was it wouldn't be ham lol. Cheers though it was nice :)
36035,Oooh. I love the sound of that. Meat free Monday?,If it was it wouldn't be ham lol. Cheers though it was nice :),Oh I didn't read it right! Haha
36036,It's nice to know that not all men are seen as pedophiles or rapists.,I hope you actually gave that response to the misguided woman at work. ,probably not but the more I hear about it the more angry I get. It's a ridiculous thing to say. 
36037,I hope you actually gave that response to the misguided woman at work. ,probably not but the more I hear about it the more angry I get. It's a ridiculous thing to say. ,Hoping OP didn’t abandon the post. 😕
36038,It's nice to know that not all men are seen as pedophiles or rapists.,I hope you actually gave that response to the misguided woman at work. ,I totally told them. It pissed me off.
36039,I hope you actually gave that response to the misguided woman at work. ,I totally told them. It pissed me off.,Outstanding. 
36040,I hope you actually gave that response to the misguided woman at work. ,I totally told them. It pissed me off.,"good for you, man. such a unnecessary thing to say. "
36041,I just wanted to share how pleased and proud of myself I am for losing weight and coming on leaps and bounds in social anxiety.,YEESSS!!! DUDE YES! THIS IS AMAZING!!!,"I genuinely love your enthusiasm! From a deity as well!

Thank you so much God!!! :)"
36042,YEESSS!!! DUDE YES! THIS IS AMAZING!!!,"I genuinely love your enthusiasm! From a deity as well!

Thank you so much God!!! :)",👏👏👏
36043,Do you think there are any celebrities on Reddit just blending in anonymously?,"Oh, you can be almost certain of that. ",Right? Seems like they need Reddit more than I do. 
36044,"Oh, you can be almost certain of that. ",Right? Seems like they need Reddit more than I do. ,We do.
36045,Right? Seems like they need Reddit more than I do. ,We do.,Kanye? Is that you?
36046,We do.,Kanye? Is that you?,That would be telling.
36047,Kanye? Is that you?,That would be telling.,....Rob Brydon?
36048,That would be telling.,....Rob Brydon?,Nope.
36049,We do.,Kanye? Is that you?,Kim? Sala_Overlord is somehow so fitting it all makes sense...
36050,Right? Seems like they need Reddit more than I do. ,We do.,FBI open up
36051,Do you think there are any celebrities on Reddit just blending in anonymously?,bo burnham mentioned in his AMA a few days ago that he lurks Reddit..,"Bo Burnham is an internet celebrity at best, does that really count?"
36052,bo burnham mentioned in his AMA a few days ago that he lurks Reddit..,"Bo Burnham is an internet celebrity at best, does that really count?","Netflix specials, comedy tours, TV appearances... Pretty far from just an internet celeb. "
36053,Do you think there are any celebrities on Reddit just blending in anonymously?,Everybody replying to this is probably a secret celebrity.,This post is my cover for this alt. Maybe. Maybe not. 
36054,Everybody replying to this is probably a secret celebrity.,This post is my cover for this alt. Maybe. Maybe not. ,Every post here is actually just one of Bruce Willis' alt accounts.
36055,This post is my cover for this alt. Maybe. Maybe not. ,Every post here is actually just one of Bruce Willis' alt accounts.,"Nice try, Bruce."
36056,This post is my cover for this alt. Maybe. Maybe not. ,Every post here is actually just one of Bruce Willis' alt accounts.,Between Bruce and Tatiana Maslany we can replace everyone.
36057,Do you think there are any celebrities on Reddit just blending in anonymously?,Everybody replying to this is probably a secret celebrity.,I'm E-List at best.
36058,Everybody replying to this is probably a secret celebrity.,I'm E-List at best.,"""E"" for ""Effort"""
36059,Everybody replying to this is probably a secret celebrity.,I'm E-List at best.,I'm in the S-list. 
36060,Do you think there are any celebrities on Reddit just blending in anonymously?,Everybody replying to this is probably a secret celebrity.,I'm not
36061,Everybody replying to this is probably a secret celebrity.,I'm not,Shia Lebouf everyone.
36062,Do you think there are any celebrities on Reddit just blending in anonymously?,Probably would have saved Roseanne Barr's career.,Like if she could have kept her mouth shut and just let it out anonymously on Reddit instead?
36063,Probably would have saved Roseanne Barr's career.,Like if she could have kept her mouth shut and just let it out anonymously on Reddit instead?,Yes.  Which is probably what a lot of other celebs do.
36064,Do you think there are any celebrities on Reddit just blending in anonymously?,Is having a lot of karma considered being a celeb?,Nah.
36065,Is having a lot of karma considered being a celeb?,Nah.,Definitely u/refrigeratorhaikiguy is a Reddit cleb
36066,Do you think there are any celebrities on Reddit just blending in anonymously?,Kevin Durant,I had to google him he keeps coming up.
36067,Kevin Durant,I had to google him he keeps coming up.,Look up Kevin Durant burner accounts
36068,Do you think there are any celebrities on Reddit just blending in anonymously?,That sounds like something a celebrity might ask...,¯\\\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
36069,That sounds like something a celebrity might ask...,¯\\\\\_(ツ)\_/¯,"I’m gonna go withhhhh, pit bull "
36070,Do you think there are any celebrities on Reddit just blending in anonymously?,"Yes, im morgan freeman",But I'm Morgan Freeman.... 
36071,"Yes, im morgan freeman",But I'm Morgan Freeman.... ,"This one I really read in his voice, all confused. "
36072,Do you think there are any celebrities on Reddit just blending in anonymously?,"Yes, im morgan freeman",Nice to meet you mr Freeman I loved your work in Pulp Fiction
36073,"Yes, im morgan freeman",Nice to meet you mr Freeman I loved your work in Pulp Fiction,I felt he did a fantastic job in black panther
36074,Nice to meet you mr Freeman I loved your work in Pulp Fiction,I felt he did a fantastic job in black panther,He was great in The Hobbit and in the tv series Sherlock.
36075,Do you think there are any celebrities on Reddit just blending in anonymously?,Hello this is Tom Hanks. ,Hello I am typewriter 
36076,Hello this is Tom Hanks. ,Hello I am typewriter ,"You are delightful, sir."
36077,Hello I am typewriter ,"You are delightful, sir.",I love lamp.
36078,Hello this is Tom Hanks. ,Hello I am typewriter ,HELLO I AM CINNAMON
36079,Do you think there are any celebrities on Reddit just blending in anonymously?,"Probably, and I hope that they are. Fame ain’t shit, I’m so happy being a nobody. ",Yup agreed. Happy cake day!
36080,"Probably, and I hope that they are. Fame ain’t shit, I’m so happy being a nobody. ",Yup agreed. Happy cake day!,Shmank you!
36081,What are you looking forward to this upcoming week?,A radiology internship at my uncles practice!,"That sounds exciting as hell! 
Do you have a general idea of what that will look like?"
36082,A radiology internship at my uncles practice!,"That sounds exciting as hell! 
Do you have a general idea of what that will look like?",Noooooo idea but I’m excited to see what happens. :)
36083,What are you looking forward to this upcoming week?,Work! We got a new supervisor who actually know what the fuck they are doing ,"Dude, yes! That can completely change the atmosphere of a work space! Hopefully it goes well! :)"
36084,Work! We got a new supervisor who actually know what the fuck they are doing ,"Dude, yes! That can completely change the atmosphere of a work space! Hopefully it goes well! :)",It really does! Thank you 
36085,I feel like awsering questions. I answer anything and respond to everyone,What's your favorite childhood memory?,I miss my old dog. I had a lot of good memories with him. It was a collie.
36086,What's your favorite childhood memory?,I miss my old dog. I had a lot of good memories with him. It was a collie.,Aww that's sweet
36087,I feel like awsering questions. I answer anything and respond to everyone,What's your most extravagant coffee order?,Oh that's easy. Nothing. I dont drink coffee.
36088,What's your most extravagant coffee order?,Oh that's easy. Nothing. I dont drink coffee.,Fair enough! What about the most exotic thing you've eaten?
36089,I feel like awsering questions. I answer anything and respond to everyone,would you ever consider going vegan?,Nah. I eat meat everyday. I cant eat most veggies. Id die.
36090,would you ever consider going vegan?,Nah. I eat meat everyday. I cant eat most veggies. Id die.,"for real you’d die? that’s gnarly, although strange."
36091,Nah. I eat meat everyday. I cant eat most veggies. Id die.,"for real you’d die? that’s gnarly, although strange.",Maybe not really die. But i would not live a happy life lol.
36092,would you ever consider going vegan?,Nah. I eat meat everyday. I cant eat most veggies. Id die.,Any recipes with meat that you can recommend? (For a beginner to learn)
36093,I feel like awsering questions. I answer anything and respond to everyone,"If you could have one super power, what would it be?",Long distance possession of other people probably.
36094,"If you could have one super power, what would it be?",Long distance possession of other people probably.,Explain
36095,The origin of “far out dude” is from surfers who surfed far out into shore (a challenging feat) and were admired by other surfers who then would compliment them by saying “far out dude”.,"Man, i was excited just there. I really want this to be true now.","Even if it’s not, I’m sticking to this from now on"
36096,"Man, i was excited just there. I really want this to be true now.","Even if it’s not, I’m sticking to this from now on","Well, no one can dispute you i guess."
36097,"Even if it’s not, I’m sticking to this from now on","Well, no one can dispute you i guess.","I can, going out to sea is not challenging or admired by surfers. OP is a retard."
36098,"Well, no one can dispute you i guess.","I can, going out to sea is not challenging or admired by surfers. OP is a retard.",That's not how we roll in CasualConversation.
36099,The origin of “far out dude” is from surfers who surfed far out into shore (a challenging feat) and were admired by other surfers who then would compliment them by saying “far out dude”.,I thought it started from hippies ,Surfers and hippies aren't exactly mutually exclusive. 
36100,I thought it started from hippies ,Surfers and hippies aren't exactly mutually exclusive. ,That Venn diagram is pretty much a circle 
36101,The origin of “far out dude” is from surfers who surfed far out into shore (a challenging feat) and were admired by other surfers who then would compliment them by saying “far out dude”.,Is there a subreddit for these types of facts?,/r/etymology 
36102,Is there a subreddit for these types of facts?,/r/etymology ,You are an excellent Redditor!
36103,I Love customization in video games,I think I spend more time customizing my Tekken characters than playing as them.,"YES, Tekken! i can't wait to customize all of them"
36104,I think I spend more time customizing my Tekken characters than playing as them.,"YES, Tekken! i can't wait to customize all of them",Outfits &gt; strats 
36105,What do you eat for breakfast?,"Eggs, apples, pears, milk, a protein shake, and maybe some sort of vegetables or protein. ",Whoo! Big breakfast! 👍🏼
36106,"Eggs, apples, pears, milk, a protein shake, and maybe some sort of vegetables or protein. ",Whoo! Big breakfast! 👍🏼,"Haha yeah, I usually skip lunch, so dinner and breakfast have to pick up the slack."
36107,What do you eat for breakfast?,Coffee and a croissant. Every single day for 2 years now. ,I love croissants but I feel guilty whenever I have them :’( 
36108,Coffee and a croissant. Every single day for 2 years now. ,I love croissants but I feel guilty whenever I have them :’( ,Exactly!!!!😢
36109,What do you eat for breakfast?,when i eat breakfast at work - its 2 hardboiled eggs and an avocado.,Easy and protein-y!!👍🏼
36110,when i eat breakfast at work - its 2 hardboiled eggs and an avocado.,Easy and protein-y!!👍🏼,and surprisingly it hasnt gotten old yet. 
36111,Easy and protein-y!!👍🏼,and surprisingly it hasnt gotten old yet. ,"Man, I could eat an avocado a day. Love those!"
36112,After being subscribed to the photoshopbattles subreddit for over 6 months I finally figured out how it works.,"Wait, that's a thing?",r/mindblown
36113,"Wait, that's a thing?",r/mindblown,"I've been subbed to psbattles for months now, and I never understood it either"
36114,After being subscribed to the photoshopbattles subreddit for over 6 months I finally figured out how it works.,"All good dude, the first few days I was subbed to nosleep, I thought it was only for real events","&gt;**8.Everything is true here, even if it's not.**

Didn't you read the sidebar? "
36115,"All good dude, the first few days I was subbed to nosleep, I thought it was only for real events","&gt;**8.Everything is true here, even if it's not.**

Didn't you read the sidebar? ","Waiitt so people just pretend to think the posts are real, like a roleplay?"
36116,"&gt;**8.Everything is true here, even if it's not.**

Didn't you read the sidebar? ","Waiitt so people just pretend to think the posts are real, like a roleplay?",Yes
36117,"&gt;**8.Everything is true here, even if it's not.**

Didn't you read the sidebar? ","Waiitt so people just pretend to think the posts are real, like a roleplay?",It’s more like that rule prevents people who go in there to just comment “fake” on every post. 
36118,Thoughts on anime,I love hentai,"What a coincidence! me, too! Any recommendations? "
36119,I love hentai,"What a coincidence! me, too! Any recommendations? ","Alfani makes great ties. Ask your rooster what brands he likes, tho."
36120,"What a coincidence! me, too! Any recommendations? ","Alfani makes great ties. Ask your rooster what brands he likes, tho.",I'm gonna do that right now! Thanks!
36121,Thoughts on anime,"Don't watch too much TV. Really want to get into anime, but I don't know where to start with it.",Samurai Champloo and My Hero Academia are amazing
36122,"Don't watch too much TV. Really want to get into anime, but I don't know where to start with it.",Samurai Champloo and My Hero Academia are amazing,omg I just watched all of Samurai Champloo for the 1st time soo good definitely worth it
36123,Samurai Champloo and My Hero Academia are amazing,omg I just watched all of Samurai Champloo for the 1st time soo good definitely worth it,"I know, right"
36124,Thoughts on anime,"Don't watch too much TV. Really want to get into anime, but I don't know where to start with it.",Psycho-Pass
36125,"Don't watch too much TV. Really want to get into anime, but I don't know where to start with it.",Psycho-Pass,Looks good. Cheers.
36126,Thoughts on anime,"Don't watch too much TV. Really want to get into anime, but I don't know where to start with it.",r/animesuggest
36127,"Don't watch too much TV. Really want to get into anime, but I don't know where to start with it.",r/animesuggest,"Ah, nice one. Thanks."
36128,Thoughts on anime,"Don't watch too much TV. Really want to get into anime, but I don't know where to start with it.",I started with Death Note.
36129,"Don't watch too much TV. Really want to get into anime, but I don't know where to start with it.",I started with Death Note.,"Oh, now that does sound quite interesting."
36130,I started with Death Note.,"Oh, now that does sound quite interesting.","It's so worth it.
"
36131,"Oh, now that does sound quite interesting.","It's so worth it.
",Will give it a try. Thank you.
36132,How was your day?,Played fire tennis ,Fire tennis?
36133,Played fire tennis ,Fire tennis?,Regular tennis but the ball is lathered in lighter fluid and lit - pretty chill
36134,Fire tennis?,Regular tennis but the ball is lathered in lighter fluid and lit - pretty chill,.. that's a real thing?!
36135,Regular tennis but the ball is lathered in lighter fluid and lit - pretty chill,.. that's a real thing?!,It is at my camp
36136,Regular tennis but the ball is lathered in lighter fluid and lit - pretty chill,.. that's a real thing?!,Last night was my last night 
36137,.. that's a real thing?!,Last night was my last night ,"Hahaha that's crazy man, summer camp of some sort? What country are you from?"
36138,Last night was my last night ,"Hahaha that's crazy man, summer camp of some sort? What country are you from?",16 M - orthodox Jewish summer camp in the US
36139,"Hahaha that's crazy man, summer camp of some sort? What country are you from?",16 M - orthodox Jewish summer camp in the US,Wild shit man. I dig it
36140,How was your day?,meh,I'm sorry to hear that man 
36141,meh,I'm sorry to hear that man ,it got better 
36142,I'm sorry to hear that man ,it got better ,I'm glad :) I've had a pretty good day
36143,it got better ,I'm glad :) I've had a pretty good day,good to hear that :)
36144,I'm glad :) I've had a pretty good day,good to hear that :),Yeah man :) hows it going? 
36145,Feel like you need to unload something on your mind? Or just want to chat?,Hey :),Hello. Did you come to chat? Or did you want to pry into my life for fun?
36146,Hey :),Hello. Did you come to chat? Or did you want to pry into my life for fun?,I'm not really sure why I'm here. 
36147,Hello. Did you come to chat? Or did you want to pry into my life for fun?,I'm not really sure why I'm here. ,"Well it can be about anything you want. Or nothing at all is cool also. 

Hows your life?"
36148,I'm not really sure why I'm here. ,"Well it can be about anything you want. Or nothing at all is cool also. 

Hows your life?",You know who I am. I switched accounts. Life is not so good. 
36149,Feel like you need to unload something on your mind? Or just want to chat?,Do you like cheesecake?,"Yes, very much so. U?"
36150,Do you like cheesecake?,"Yes, very much so. U?",OMG yes. I eat at least one a day.
36151,"Yes, very much so. U?",OMG yes. I eat at least one a day.,I would but im to lazy to buy them that often lol.
36152,OMG yes. I eat at least one a day.,I would but im to lazy to buy them that often lol.,The trick it to buy in bulk and have a dedicated freezer.
36153,I would but im to lazy to buy them that often lol.,The trick it to buy in bulk and have a dedicated freezer.,Lol nice. Id have to get a bigger freezer. 
36154,The trick it to buy in bulk and have a dedicated freezer.,Lol nice. Id have to get a bigger freezer. ,I have a deep freezer for cheesecake.
36155,Lol nice. Id have to get a bigger freezer. ,I have a deep freezer for cheesecake.,I admire your dedication.
36156,Feel like you need to unload something on your mind? Or just want to chat?,I’m so scared to take my first ACT,I never had to take that thankfully. Ya just study up and hopefully you do well on it.
36157,I’m so scared to take my first ACT,I never had to take that thankfully. Ya just study up and hopefully you do well on it.,Thanks you! I feel better now though because my top school choice’s act average is near mine.
36158,I never had to take that thankfully. Ya just study up and hopefully you do well on it.,Thanks you! I feel better now though because my top school choice’s act average is near mine.,Nice. Hopefully you get into that school.
36159,Your top 3 songs right now?,"1 lemaitre rocket girl
2 lemaitre not too late
3 dj ten the inner voice (the remix) ",Rocket girl is such a kickass song
36160,"1 lemaitre rocket girl
2 lemaitre not too late
3 dj ten the inner voice (the remix) ",Rocket girl is such a kickass song,Ikr
36161,Anyone need advice from an old man?,"I retired at 54 also ... 22 years ago.

But I ain't giving no free advice.",Who said it's free? I'm getting paid a fortune for this. Just not in money. 
36162,"I retired at 54 also ... 22 years ago.

But I ain't giving no free advice.",Who said it's free? I'm getting paid a fortune for this. Just not in money. ,The real Uncle Iroh right here
36163,Anyone need advice from an old man?,"Kind of a stupid question but fuck it, what do you think about marijuana ?",Can I hit my bong and get back to you? 
36164,"Kind of a stupid question but fuck it, what do you think about marijuana ?",Can I hit my bong and get back to you? ,Ofcourse man 😁
36165,Anyone need advice from an old man?,How do i deal with becoming old one day (not that you're *that* old),It's the greatest thing EVER! Look forward to it. 
36166,How do i deal with becoming old one day (not that you're *that* old),It's the greatest thing EVER! Look forward to it. ,how so?
36167,Anyone need advice from an old man?,Best song ever? Go.,Blinded By The Light - Manfred Mann's Earth Band. 
36168,Best song ever? Go.,Blinded By The Light - Manfred Mann's Earth Band. ,Nice.
36169,Anyone need advice from an old man?,Can I PM you about career advice? I just don’t wanna lay it all out in public LoL ,I'm a little busy for PM's man. Sorry. 
36170,Can I PM you about career advice? I just don’t wanna lay it all out in public LoL ,I'm a little busy for PM's man. Sorry. ,"It was just for a question, no worries. Thanks. "
36171,Anyone need advice from an old man?,I miss my Dad. It's my birthday tomorrow. Can you just wish me a happy birthday?,Happy Birthday! 
36172,I miss my Dad. It's my birthday tomorrow. Can you just wish me a happy birthday?,Happy Birthday! ,Thank you so much! 
36173,Anyone need advice from an old man?,Whats the craziest thing you've done in your life?,The list is long. Do you need any advice? 
36174,Whats the craziest thing you've done in your life?,The list is long. Do you need any advice? ,oop sorry didn't read the title!
36175,The list is long. Do you need any advice? ,oop sorry didn't read the title!,also nt
36176,Anyone need advice from an old man?,Have you found your purpose? ,Maintain homeostasis? 
36177,Have you found your purpose? ,Maintain homeostasis? ,Well I can’t fight that... do you feel fulfilled in life?
36178,Anyone need advice from an old man?,"How do I invest money old man. I'm 19, have officially 300$ saved up and am poor",You invest your $300 in food and shelter my son. 
36179,"How do I invest money old man. I'm 19, have officially 300$ saved up and am poor",You invest your $300 in food and shelter my son. ,Hoo hoo I've invested quit the bit in food nice to know I'm on the right path 😎
36180,Anyone need advice from an old man?,What should I know as I turn 30?,"You are now in your ""prime"" ... it's time to swagger. "
36181,What should I know as I turn 30?,"You are now in your ""prime"" ... it's time to swagger. ",Thank you!
36182,Anyone need advice from an old man?,"Hm, I just turned 16 and would like to know how to ask out a girl without being nervous.",Don't be afraid for her to say no. 
36183,"Hm, I just turned 16 and would like to know how to ask out a girl without being nervous.",Don't be afraid for her to say no. ,"Alright, thanks man"
36184,Anyone need advice from an old man?,How can a twenty something year old become more confident?,Fail. 
36185,How can a twenty something year old become more confident?,Fail. ,I've got that down pat.
36186,Anyone need advice from an old man?,"Should I drink when going out at age 16, while I’m planning to go to uni? Is it worth it?",Not gonna weigh in on this one. Good luck. 
36187,"Should I drink when going out at age 16, while I’m planning to go to uni? Is it worth it?",Not gonna weigh in on this one. Good luck. ,Thanks man. Also for the whole thread. It’s been a learning experience.
36188,Does anyone else feel like the internet is just too toxic now?,Who knew giving people a platform to speak with anonymity would bring out their true nature,Are you talking about me? Because my guilty conscious tells me you are. 
36189,Who knew giving people a platform to speak with anonymity would bring out their true nature,Are you talking about me? Because my guilty conscious tells me you are. ,couscous*
36190,Are you talking about me? Because my guilty conscious tells me you are. ,couscous*,conscience*
36191,What is one food that you just don't understand why people like it?,Pumpkin anything!,You take that back. 
36192,Pumpkin anything!,You take that back. ,"I know, I know ... I’m literally the only one!🤷🏻‍♀️"
36193,You take that back. ,"I know, I know ... I’m literally the only one!🤷🏻‍♀️",I hate the pumpkin spice EVERYTHING!!
36194,What is one food that you just don't understand why people like it?,Parsnips are gross. Walnuts are nasty. Olives. ,I hate olives with a passion but I've never had parsnips.
36195,Parsnips are gross. Walnuts are nasty. Olives. ,I hate olives with a passion but I've never had parsnips.,"Bitter, angry white carrots"
36196,What is one food that you just don't understand why people like it?,Rocky Mountain Oysters ,Never had oysters but not a big seafood person so I assume I would gag on my own puke.
36197,Rocky Mountain Oysters ,Never had oysters but not a big seafood person so I assume I would gag on my own puke.,"It's not seafood.

' Rocky Mountain Oysters ' are bull testicles."
36198,What is one food that you just don't understand why people like it?,Strawberries! Ugh.,Even chocolate covered?
36199,Strawberries! Ugh.,Even chocolate covered?,yes. Not even chocolate will make me eat a strawberry. lol. 
36200,What is one food that you just don't understand why people like it?,"Nuts.

So unappealing. It's like chewing wood. ","Wow, that's a first. I genuinely would like to know what that felt like for a day"
36201,"Nuts.

So unappealing. It's like chewing wood. ","Wow, that's a first. I genuinely would like to know what that felt like for a day",\^ same
36202,"What movies you think is worth watching, and something all of us should watch?",the fabulous destiny of amélie poulain,"Dang, I never heard of that movie XD"
36203,the fabulous destiny of amélie poulain,"Dang, I never heard of that movie XD",pretty goooooood
36204,"Dang, I never heard of that movie XD",pretty goooooood,Will definitely watch it!
36205,"What movies you think is worth watching, and something all of us should watch?",Listen to me: American Beauty ,"I heard of that, but never seen it. Is it just American Beauty or is Listen to me part of it?"
36206,Listen to me: American Beauty ,"I heard of that, but never seen it. Is it just American Beauty or is Listen to me part of it?","Haha no, it’s ‘American Beauty’. I believe it’s on Netflix ."
36207,"I heard of that, but never seen it. Is it just American Beauty or is Listen to me part of it?","Haha no, it’s ‘American Beauty’. I believe it’s on Netflix .",That's if I had Netflix bro
36208,"What movies you think is worth watching, and something all of us should watch?","Star Wars. Enough said. If you haven't seen it, go watch it. Right now.",Got it XD Will definitely watch it
36209,"Star Wars. Enough said. If you haven't seen it, go watch it. Right now.",Got it XD Will definitely watch it,Good.
36210,Got it XD Will definitely watch it,Good.,XD
36211,"What movies you think is worth watching, and something all of us should watch?",Spirited Away! Hayao Miyazaki is a watercolor MASTER,Is it an anime movie then?
36212,Spirited Away! Hayao Miyazaki is a watercolor MASTER,Is it an anime movie then?,yes
36213,Is it an anime movie then?,yes,"Okay, will watch it since I do like anime XD"
36214,yes,"Okay, will watch it since I do like anime XD",I'd love to hear what you think!
36215,"Okay, will watch it since I do like anime XD",I'd love to hear what you think!,Guess I will tell you after I watch it XD
36216,Met a pretty woman at a dog park. A few days later she was there again. That night I installed a dating app and she was the first person it recommended to me.,She.gonna be your wife,OP save this comment
36217,She.gonna be your wife,OP save this comment,God that period is going to kill in a wedding speech.
36218,OP save this comment,God that period is going to kill in a wedding speech.,Dramatic pause 
36219,God that period is going to kill in a wedding speech.,Dramatic pause ,#*she.*
36220,Dramatic pause ,#*she.*,^(gonna be your wife)
36221,#*she.*,^(gonna be your wife),"Spoken softly and fast. Alike ""It's free real estate"""
36222,Dramatic pause ,#*she.*,What kind of period are we talking about here 
36223,God that period is going to kill in a wedding speech.,Dramatic pause ,"Christopher Walken, is that you?"
36224,Met a pretty woman at a dog park. A few days later she was there again. That night I installed a dating app and she was the first person it recommended to me.,Be sure to thank your FBI agent!,Auntie Sam is watching you! 
36225,Be sure to thank your FBI agent!,Auntie Sam is watching you! ,Federal Buereau of Insightful [Fulfilling Everlasing Love]??
36226,Auntie Sam is watching you! ,Federal Buereau of Insightful [Fulfilling Everlasing Love]??,Federal Bureau of Intimacy?
36227,Federal Buereau of Insightful [Fulfilling Everlasing Love]??,Federal Bureau of Intimacy?,Federal Bureau of Interrelationships?
36228,Federal Bureau of Intimacy?,Federal Bureau of Interrelationships?,Federal Bureau of Interracial.
36229,Federal Bureau of Interrelationships?,Federal Bureau of Interracial.,Federal Bureau of InTheButt 
36230,Be sure to thank your FBI agent!,Auntie Sam is watching you! ,"&gt;watching for you!

Ftfy"
36231,Met a pretty woman at a dog park. A few days later she was there again. That night I installed a dating app and she was the first person it recommended to me.,Be sure to thank your FBI agent!,Not the FBI the NSA thank the NSA
36232,Be sure to thank your FBI agent!,Not the FBI the NSA thank the NSA,Non-Stop Ass?
36233,Met a pretty woman at a dog park. A few days later she was there again. That night I installed a dating app and she was the first person it recommended to me.,I met my husband at the dog park! It's a cool meeting story. ,I bet it was ruff.
36234,I met my husband at the dog park! It's a cool meeting story. ,I bet it was ruff.,Happy cake day!
36235,I met my husband at the dog park! It's a cool meeting story. ,I bet it was ruff.,[removed]
36236,"If the house of your dreams was suddenly available for half the price, but the previous family had been slain in it, would you still buy?",Exercise the house and send the slain family back to hell!,Exorcise?
36237,Exercise the house and send the slain family back to hell!,Exorcise?,Autocorrect
36238,Got anything that's coming up soon in your life?,I'm going home in 2 days from a 5 week vacation,Hey I'm checking in as the post mentioned. How was your home coming?
36239,I'm going home in 2 days from a 5 week vacation,Hey I'm checking in as the post mentioned. How was your home coming?,pretty great. stayed up a whole night and the next day
36240,Hey I'm checking in as the post mentioned. How was your home coming?,pretty great. stayed up a whole night and the next day,Nice!
36241,Got anything that's coming up soon in your life?,I'm excited to start uni again! :) ,Always exciting. Did you have a good summer?
36242,I'm excited to start uni again! :) ,Always exciting. Did you have a good summer?,I did have a good summer.. was busy at first now it’s slowly winding down. What about yourself? 
36243,What do you have to do to get a Reddit gold?,"Tell me a good joke. Not a long, maybe mildly offensive.","What's the best joke you remember, that made you give gold? "
36244,"Tell me a good joke. Not a long, maybe mildly offensive.","What's the best joke you remember, that made you give gold? ","Haven't, it was a request. I've got creddits though, so make me laugh. "
36245,What do you have to do to get a Reddit gold?,"Tell me a good joke. Not a long, maybe mildly offensive.",Do you know who Helen Keller was?
36246,"Tell me a good joke. Not a long, maybe mildly offensive.",Do you know who Helen Keller was?,I do.
36247,Do you know who Helen Keller was?,I do.,"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? 

She's a fucking woman."
36248,What do you have to do to get a Reddit gold?,Are you posting this in vain hopes that people will give any to you?,am I?
36249,Are you posting this in vain hopes that people will give any to you?,am I?,It certainly sounds like you are. 
36250,Pick a topic. I will try to chat with you as long as i can about that topic.,Dogs!,Im a dog guy. I have had one most of my life. There like my couch buddies. You got one?
36251,Dogs!,Im a dog guy. I have had one most of my life. There like my couch buddies. You got one?,"Not anymore, she died a couple years ago. I’ve only had the one. She was a sweetheart. "
36252,Im a dog guy. I have had one most of my life. There like my couch buddies. You got one?,"Not anymore, she died a couple years ago. I’ve only had the one. She was a sweetheart. ",Aw dam. Ya that part sucks. It was hell when one of mine died a few years ago.
36253,Pick a topic. I will try to chat with you as long as i can about that topic.,What is your favorite thing about me go,"You punch people in the face.

Sorry for the late response i fell asleep."
36254,What is your favorite thing about me go,"You punch people in the face.

Sorry for the late response i fell asleep.","I didn’t punch him in the face tho, and why do you like that about me"
36255,This is the first time I’m drunk redditing. What should I be doing instead?,Swimming,"I live by a lake, and I’m a decent swimmer, but also: drowning."
36256,Swimming,"I live by a lake, and I’m a decent swimmer, but also: drowning.",Wait is this the first time you have ever been drunk? Jump in that fuckin lake! lol
36257,This is the first time I’m drunk redditing. What should I be doing instead?,Swimming,Skinny dipping*
36258,Swimming,Skinny dipping*,Word
36259,This is the first time I’m drunk redditing. What should I be doing instead?,r/drunk,I didn’t know that was a thing. I should have figured.
36260,r/drunk,I didn’t know that was a thing. I should have figured.,"r/ofcoursethatsathing hahahaha
"
36261,I didn’t know that was a thing. I should have figured.,"r/ofcoursethatsathing hahahaha
","Hahahha:) man, I hope you’re having a really, really good night:)"
36262,"r/ofcoursethatsathing hahahaha
","Hahahha:) man, I hope you’re having a really, really good night:)",I am! hahah how about you?:)
36263,"Hahahha:) man, I hope you’re having a really, really good night:)",I am! hahah how about you?:),"Good!! Druuunk. It’s also still
Light out!"
36264,I am! hahah how about you?:),"Good!! Druuunk. It’s also still
Light out!",In what part of the world are you?? haha
36265,"Good!! Druuunk. It’s also still
Light out!",In what part of the world are you?? haha,Wisconsin!!
36266,Two truths and a Lie,"If I were to guess...  


I would say the lie is that...  


Your car is not green.","Yes. Now, what are yours Two truths and a lie?"
36267,"If I were to guess...  


I would say the lie is that...  


Your car is not green.","Yes. Now, what are yours Two truths and a lie?","I live on my own  


I like pineapple pizza.  


I'm from the US"
36268,"Yes. Now, what are yours Two truths and a lie?","I live on my own  


I like pineapple pizza.  


I'm from the US",Pineapple Pizza - Lie!
36269,"I live on my own  


I like pineapple pizza.  


I'm from the US",Pineapple Pizza - Lie!,"That is incorrect  


I actually like it.  


I think it tastes good."
36270,Pineapple Pizza - Lie!,"That is incorrect  


I actually like it.  


I think it tastes good.",:O
36271,I finally got over 500 karma!,Good for you! Here's one more :),Thank you! ☺️
36272,Good for you! Here's one more :),Thank you! ☺️,Here ya go bud! 
36273,Thank you! ☺️,Here ya go bud! ,Thanks! 😉
36274,Here ya go bud! ,Thanks! 😉,And my axe!
36275,Thanks! 😉,And my axe!,"Came here to give OP upvotes, ended up upvoting all these wholesome people. "
36276,Thanks! 😉,And my axe!,Ahaha that's amazing. Thanks ;)
36277,Here ya go bud! ,Thanks! 😉,Downvoted
36278,I finally got over 500 karma!,"here’s some more my man! 
",Thank you!
36279,"here’s some more my man! 
",Thank you!,"Here's more, my ... umm lady?"
36280,Thank you!,"Here's more, my ... umm lady?",Correct lol thanks!
36281,Thank you!,"Here's more, my ... umm lady?","Wait, how do you have that blue phrase after your reddit user ID?!"
36282,"Here's more, my ... umm lady?","Wait, how do you have that blue phrase after your reddit user ID?!","Subreddit Flair, are you on mobile?"
36283,"Wait, how do you have that blue phrase after your reddit user ID?!","Subreddit Flair, are you on mobile?",I am on mobile! How do I do it?!?
36284,"Subreddit Flair, are you on mobile?",I am on mobile! How do I do it?!?,"PC, and you can choose a flair when you comment"
36285,"Here's more, my ... umm lady?","Wait, how do you have that blue phrase after your reddit user ID?!",Rainbow flair is best flair.
36286,"here’s some more my man! 
",Thank you!,Congrats! I'm glad you're happy. :)
36287,I finally got over 500 karma!,Well I hope people give you 500 more so you can be extra happy!,Haha thanks! 
36288,Well I hope people give you 500 more so you can be extra happy!,Haha thanks! ,I also get entirely too happy about upvotes. 
36289,I finally got over 500 karma!,"409 now, I downvotedyou lol. ONLY JOKING, I’ve added one upvote !","Haha thanks, bloke! "
36290,"409 now, I downvotedyou lol. ONLY JOKING, I’ve added one upvote !","Haha thanks, bloke! ",I couldn’t be that mean! If I knew how to screenshot i’d show you the red up arrow as proof lol
36291,"Haha thanks, bloke! ",I couldn’t be that mean! If I knew how to screenshot i’d show you the red up arrow as proof lol,"Haha, it's okay, I believe you"
36292,I finally got over 500 karma!,Maybe you'll get 1000 karma today,Maybe... Everyone has been upvoting and it's over 700 now!
36293,Maybe you'll get 1000 karma today,Maybe... Everyone has been upvoting and it's over 700 now!,Haha now you’ve got over 5000!
36294,Maybe... Everyone has been upvoting and it's over 700 now!,Haha now you’ve got over 5000!,It's so crazy!
36295,I finally got over 500 karma!,Fake internet points never felt so good haha ,That's for sure lol
36296,Fake internet points never felt so good haha ,That's for sure lol,You now have over 7k
36297,That's for sure lol,You now have over 7k,"I know, it's pretty intense lol"
36298,You now have over 7k,"I know, it's pretty intense lol",How does it feel to be living up there?! Almost at the 10k club 
36299,"I know, it's pretty intense lol",How does it feel to be living up there?! Almost at the 10k club ,Right now it's just weird to see that high number under my name lol
36300,I finally got over 500 karma!,One time I got 3K karma for one comment,That's awesome!
36301,One time I got 3K karma for one comment,That's awesome!,That comment alone makes up more than half of my karma...
36302,That's awesome!,That comment alone makes up more than half of my karma...,Then it was a good comment lol
36303,That comment alone makes up more than half of my karma...,Then it was a good comment lol,You and 3.4K others thought the same :)
36304,I finally got over 500 karma!,Idk how but I have almost 8k and I’ve barely been here for half a year,That's really awesome. You must be good at commenting at the right time lol
36305,Idk how but I have almost 8k and I’ve barely been here for half a year,That's really awesome. You must be good at commenting at the right time lol,"Yeah I don’t know, I just seem to have a knack for this kind of stuff"
36306,I finally got over 500 karma!,I can't believe how amazing everyone is! I have about 2300 karma now. I feel so loved 😊,"Guess you owe us a ""I have over 2500 Karma!"" post now "
36307,I can't believe how amazing everyone is! I have about 2300 karma now. I feel so loved 😊,"Guess you owe us a ""I have over 2500 Karma!"" post now ",I'm afraid to now. Don't wanna seem like a karma 'whore' or like I'm bragging lol
36308,I finally got over 500 karma!,"Dude that’s really cool, happy for you!",Thanks!
36309,"Dude that’s really cool, happy for you!",Thanks!,I wish you luck in karma my man!
36310,I finally got over 500 karma!,I don't understand why people give a 💩 about karma points?   It's just as ghey as FB likes.   ,I also like Facebook likes
36311,I don't understand why people give a 💩 about karma points?   It's just as ghey as FB likes.   ,I also like Facebook likes,But do you know why?   
36312,I finally got over 500 karma!,I have 8K the last time i checked,Awesome. I think I gave you an upvote the other day on something. I remember your username lol
36313,I have 8K the last time i checked,Awesome. I think I gave you an upvote the other day on something. I remember your username lol,I’m gonna look to see what subs we have in common 
36314,Awesome. I think I gave you an upvote the other day on something. I remember your username lol,I’m gonna look to see what subs we have in common ,Lol let me know which ones are in common
36315,I finally got over 500 karma!,I got a lucky post to the top page so I have a lot of karma that I probably don't deserve ,I'm sure you do :)
36316,I got a lucky post to the top page so I have a lot of karma that I probably don't deserve ,I'm sure you do :),"Wow, seems you did too! Lucky!"
36317,I'm sure you do :),"Wow, seems you did too! Lucky!",Thanks!
36318,I finally got over 500 karma!,You're jumping over all the milestones now :D,"I know, I'm so excited lol"
36319,You're jumping over all the milestones now :D,"I know, I'm so excited lol",The power of internet points compels you!
36320,"I know, I'm so excited lol",The power of internet points compels you!,😂😂😂
36321,I finally got over 500 karma!,"I've upvoted all your comments on this and all your posts, you're welcome ;).",Thank you so much!
36322,"I've upvoted all your comments on this and all your posts, you're welcome ;).",Thank you so much!,Upvoted that one too ;).
36323,I finally got over 500 karma!,"Don't look at my account, I'm ashamed at how long I've been here and how much karma I have",I disobeyed and looked. I think over 6k a year is a good amount of karma
36324,"Don't look at my account, I'm ashamed at how long I've been here and how much karma I have",I disobeyed and looked. I think over 6k a year is a good amount of karma,Then I suppose I'm not doing too bad.
36325,I disobeyed and looked. I think over 6k a year is a good amount of karma,Then I suppose I'm not doing too bad.,Not at all :)
36326,I finally got over 500 karma!,Don't let karma control your time on this site. It ruins the fun,"Oh, it doesn't control me. Part of the fun for me is seeing which comments made an impact"
36327,Don't let karma control your time on this site. It ruins the fun,"Oh, it doesn't control me. Part of the fun for me is seeing which comments made an impact",Great to hear. 
36328,I finally got over 500 karma!,Here's one more OP,Thanks!
36329,Here's one more OP,Thanks!,You got 6k karma now. Congrats!
36330,Thanks!,You got 6k karma now. Congrats!,Thanks! I'm still so surprised that this is happening
36331,You got 6k karma now. Congrats!,Thanks! I'm still so surprised that this is happening,You get an initial karma 'high' but then you get withdrawal. You gotta have more karma
36332,Thanks! I'm still so surprised that this is happening,You get an initial karma 'high' but then you get withdrawal. You gotta have more karma,I hope not lol I'm just happy with what I have right now
36333,I finally got over 500 karma!,"I have 0 and don't know why, help :|","There, now you have 1 :)"
36334,"I have 0 and don't know why, help :|","There, now you have 1 :)",thanks and one more for you
36335,I finally got over 500 karma!,Great.. recently I got too.. I was so happy I shared it with my ex..,Is that a good thing?
36336,Great.. recently I got too.. I was so happy I shared it with my ex..,Is that a good thing?,In a way.. 500 strangers validating your opinion..
36337,I finally got over 500 karma!,I still can't get enough karma to post on r/hiphopheads Lol ,I hope you do soon!
36338,I still can't get enough karma to post on r/hiphopheads Lol ,I hope you do soon!,Thanks man me too haha 
36339,I finally got over 500 karma!,"The first thousand is the hardest, the rest cold pretty easily",It's weird how that happens
36340,"The first thousand is the hardest, the rest cold pretty easily",It's weird how that happens,It is. Good luck on your journey to riding with the big boys
36341,It's weird how that happens,It is. Good luck on your journey to riding with the big boys,Thanks!
36342,I finally got over 500 karma!,Stolen content... I hope u get bamned from all subs u theif... Trash!,Bamned? I'm so confused. 
36343,Stolen content... I hope u get bamned from all subs u theif... Trash!,Bamned? I'm so confused. ,"Meant to comment on someomes comment, my bad"
36344,I finally got over 500 karma!,Thats awesome! Congrats!,And how do you have gold already? You joined yesterday
36345,Thats awesome! Congrats!,And how do you have gold already? You joined yesterday,I bought gold....
36346,And how do you have gold already? You joined yesterday,I bought gold....,"Oh, lol I didn't know you could do that"
36347,I bought gold....,"Oh, lol I didn't know you could do that",Yup
36348,Im on a couple hour roadtrip downstate,Are you ignoring your fellow carmates?,They are my siblings so I slightly am
36349,Are you ignoring your fellow carmates?,They are my siblings so I slightly am,"Alright that's fair, actually haha."
36350,Im on a couple hour roadtrip downstate,"I hope you aren't the one in the driver's seat, fiddling with your phone?","Nope, everyone shoved me in the back seat:/"
36351,"I hope you aren't the one in the driver's seat, fiddling with your phone?","Nope, everyone shoved me in the back seat:/",Everyone? Who's with you?
36352,"Nope, everyone shoved me in the back seat:/",Everyone? Who's with you?,My mother and my siblings
36353,Everyone? Who's with you?,My mother and my siblings,Have you been taken against your will to visit a distant relative?
36354,My mother and my siblings,Have you been taken against your will to visit a distant relative?,"More then once, yes, it's bad"
36355,Have you been taken against your will to visit a distant relative?,"More then once, yes, it's bad",Look for an opening and run for it!
36356,"More then once, yes, it's bad",Look for an opening and run for it!,"It's difficult, all eyes are on me"
36357,Look for an opening and run for it!,"It's difficult, all eyes are on me","Have you tried causing a distraction? Like, burning a tree?"
36358,"It's difficult, all eyes are on me","Have you tried causing a distraction? Like, burning a tree?","Good distraction, but I have one problem. Im 120 miles away from my house"
36359,I got called man today,You're lucky in older than you and people still call me young man or a kid :'( ,yea my height might be the main reason 
36360,You're lucky in older than you and people still call me young man or a kid :'( ,yea my height might be the main reason ,Whats your hight ?
36361,yea my height might be the main reason ,Whats your hight ?,"185 cm, reeeeeeally close to 6'1"
36362,Whats your hight ?,"185 cm, reeeeeeally close to 6'1","No wonder lol . Im only 5""10 :( "
36363,"185 cm, reeeeeeally close to 6'1","No wonder lol . Im only 5""10 :( ","Man im 5""7... :( "
36364,"185 cm, reeeeeeally close to 6'1","No wonder lol . Im only 5""10 :( ","5'10"" is the average height for men in the U.S, so we're both doing fine"
36365,I got called man today,You're lucky in older than you and people still call me young man or a kid :'( ,"People still call me ""girl."" My face is stuck at age 18. "
36366,You're lucky in older than you and people still call me young man or a kid :'( ,"People still call me ""girl."" My face is stuck at age 18. ",You’ll be thankful when you’re older!
36367,You're lucky in older than you and people still call me young man or a kid :'( ,"People still call me ""girl."" My face is stuck at age 18. ",same lol I'm 18 and my face is stuck at 12
36368,I got called man today,"who just says ""look at that man over there"" ? What's the context here lol.",Dude have you ever been around little kids?
36369,"who just says ""look at that man over there"" ? What's the context here lol.",Dude have you ever been around little kids?,"""Who's that clean man over there?"""
36370,Hello everyone,Good evening ,"It's morning here, but wish you a good evening :)"
36371,Good evening ,"It's morning here, but wish you a good evening :)","I will, thanks!"
36372,Good evening ,"It's morning here, but wish you a good evening :)","After 8 hours, I think it should be evening for you. Hence, good evening."
36373,"It's morning here, but wish you a good evening :)","After 8 hours, I think it should be evening for you. Hence, good evening.","Thanks! Didn't see that one coming. Good morning for you, I think?"
36374,"After 8 hours, I think it should be evening for you. Hence, good evening.","Thanks! Didn't see that one coming. Good morning for you, I think?","And in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night."
36375,"Thanks! Didn't see that one coming. Good morning for you, I think?","And in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.","haha, I hope we do keep in touch though :)"
36376,"And in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.","haha, I hope we do keep in touch though :)",&lt;3
36377,"Thanks! Didn't see that one coming. Good morning for you, I think?","And in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.","Same to you, Truman"
36378,Hello everyone,"Hello, Confident Mushroom. Aptly named.",Thanks
36379,"Hello, Confident Mushroom. Aptly named.",Thanks,No problem. :)
36380,Hello everyone,The best part of reddit are the *hidden subs*,hidden subs?
36381,The best part of reddit are the *hidden subs*,hidden subs?,*Not safe for work* (NSFW)
36382,hidden subs?,*Not safe for work* (NSFW),"ah, will venture into those after work then ;)"
36383,Hello everyone,Hey there! I like your username,Thank you!
36384,Hey there! I like your username,Thank you!,You're welcome
36385,What do you need?,"All I know is I don't need more tea, but i just ordered some actually lol. ",I feel the same way about Soccer Scarves... :)
36386,"All I know is I don't need more tea, but i just ordered some actually lol. ",I feel the same way about Soccer Scarves... :),"Yeah, not really a fan of a team in Soccer but I get your point! lol "
36387,What do you need?,I need to talk about anything ,"Alright, what's on your mind?"
36388,I need to talk about anything ,"Alright, what's on your mind?",Mostly pain just got my wisdom teeth out 
36389,"Alright, what's on your mind?",Mostly pain just got my wisdom teeth out ,"Tops? Bottoms? Both? 

I had mine out a few weeks ago. Glad I got it done"
36390,Mostly pain just got my wisdom teeth out ,"Tops? Bottoms? Both? 

I had mine out a few weeks ago. Glad I got it done",Both. The end of summer is looming closer so the inaction is killing me.
36391,"Tops? Bottoms? Both? 

I had mine out a few weeks ago. Glad I got it done",Both. The end of summer is looming closer so the inaction is killing me.,Go take the Painkillers and go find some Ice cream? 
36392,Both. The end of summer is looming closer so the inaction is killing me.,Go take the Painkillers and go find some Ice cream? ,Already have both :)
36393,Go take the Painkillers and go find some Ice cream? ,Already have both :),What would you rather be doing on a Wednesday night besides Interweb and Icecream?
36394,What do you need?,"I need someone I can talk to when Im drunk.

//Drunk","Alright, let's talk"
36395,"I need someone I can talk to when Im drunk.

//Drunk","Alright, let's talk","Ait, pick a subject"
36396,"Alright, let's talk","Ait, pick a subject",Favorite Sports team?
36397,Forrest Gump was released when i was 10 or 11. It took me wayyy too long to realize this..," I didn’t understand his mom banged the principle until I rewatched it as an adult. 

","""Your momma sure does care about your schoolin', son..."""
36398," I didn’t understand his mom banged the principle until I rewatched it as an adult. 

","""Your momma sure does care about your schoolin', son...""",*wiping sweat of face*
36399,Forrest Gump was released when i was 10 or 11. It took me wayyy too long to realize this..," I didn’t understand his mom banged the principle until I rewatched it as an adult. 

","I understood that part, but I didn't understand the noises Forrest made at the guy when he left."
36400," I didn’t understand his mom banged the principle until I rewatched it as an adult. 

","I understood that part, but I didn't understand the noises Forrest made at the guy when he left.",Wasn't he repeating the guys sex noises
36401,"I understood that part, but I didn't understand the noises Forrest made at the guy when he left.",Wasn't he repeating the guys sex noises,Thought it was his moms
36402,Wasn't he repeating the guys sex noises,Thought it was his moms,Nope
36403,Forrest Gump was released when i was 10 or 11. It took me wayyy too long to realize this..," I didn’t understand his mom banged the principle until I rewatched it as an adult. 

","apparently, your momma needed to bang the *principal* "
36404," I didn’t understand his mom banged the principle until I rewatched it as an adult. 

","apparently, your momma needed to bang the *principal* ",That’s what you came up with? Man bet you feel so clever right now huh?
36405,Tell me something good that's happened to you this week.,Not happened yet but its my pals bday tomorrow and we're going out,That's always fun! I love other peoples birthdays more than my own most of the time!
36406,Not happened yet but its my pals bday tomorrow and we're going out,That's always fun! I love other peoples birthdays more than my own most of the time!,Indeed. Getting shitefaced and not having to worry about appearances 
36407,Tell me something good that's happened to you this week., I got an interview for a high paying job!,Good luck and congrats!
36408, I got an interview for a high paying job!,Good luck and congrats!,Thank you! 
36409,What was your first kiss like?,"I don't remember, actually ",That's about the saddest thing I ever heart.
36410,"I don't remember, actually ",That's about the saddest thing I ever heart.,Lol I couldn't land a date to save my life 
36411,I’m just so bored with my life right now.,Have you play with the dog? ,"Dog is currently asleep between my legs, she’s full fat and happy atm "
36412,Have you play with the dog? ,"Dog is currently asleep between my legs, she’s full fat and happy atm ",Glad to hear. Hope you have a good night sleep too. 
36413,"Dog is currently asleep between my legs, she’s full fat and happy atm ",Glad to hear. Hope you have a good night sleep too. ,Thank you! You as well! 
36414,I’m just so bored with my life right now.,You and SO in a fight or something?,"Nope there is just a lot of apathy flowing these days unfortunately, it’ll get better. "
36415,You and SO in a fight or something?,"Nope there is just a lot of apathy flowing these days unfortunately, it’ll get better. ",What and when was the last exciting thing you’ve guys done together?
36416,"Nope there is just a lot of apathy flowing these days unfortunately, it’ll get better. ",What and when was the last exciting thing you’ve guys done together?,We went out to celebrate my friend receiving her masters
36417,I answer using six words. Hello!,What's your opinion on the purpose of life?,Be good to others and yourself 
36418,What's your opinion on the purpose of life?,Be good to others and yourself ,Solid. 
36419,What's your opinion on the purpose of life?,Be good to others and yourself ,"What does ""good"" mean to you?"
36420,Be good to others and yourself ,"What does ""good"" mean to you?","Treat with respect, dignity, and civility "
36421,I answer using six words. Hello!,Explain cryptocurrency,Internet money without a centralized service
36422,Explain cryptocurrency,Internet money without a centralized service,You could smush the last 4 words into “decentralized” and have 3 more words fam 
36423,Internet money without a centralized service,You could smush the last 4 words into “decentralized” and have 3 more words fam ,But what else is there to say in 3 words
36424,You could smush the last 4 words into “decentralized” and have 3 more words fam ,But what else is there to say in 3 words,cool and weird decentralized internet money (idk)
36425,I answer using six words. Hello!,Favorite genre of music?,"Classic Rock, EDM, and rap "
36426,Favorite genre of music?,"Classic Rock, EDM, and rap ",Hey that's 5 words.
36427,"Classic Rock, EDM, and rap ",Hey that's 5 words.,And thats the last we've seen of six word joe...
36428,"Classic Rock, EDM, and rap ",Hey that's 5 words.,Could EDM be divided into 3? 
36429,Hey that's 5 words.,Could EDM be divided into 3? ,"&gt;Could EDM be divided into 3?

That would make your answer 8 words not 6."
36430,I answer using six words. Hello!,"Do you believe in aliens, friend?",There’s probably *some* life out there
36431,"Do you believe in aliens, friend?",There’s probably *some* life out there,Do they prefer tacos or burritos?
36432,There’s probably *some* life out there,Do they prefer tacos or burritos?,"Burritos, but I like tacos too "
36433,I answer using six words. Hello!,Have you considered making your username 6 words only? ,Only my *answers* are six words 
36434,Have you considered making your username 6 words only? ,Only my *answers* are six words ,Oh right 
36435,Have you considered making your username 6 words only? ,Only my *answers* are six words ,And your titles
36436,I answer using six words. Hello!,what are your top seven favorite words?,I like the Seven Dirty Words 
36437,what are your top seven favorite words?,I like the Seven Dirty Words ,god damn you're good shake my internet hand please
36438,I like the Seven Dirty Words ,god damn you're good shake my internet hand please,How about a fist bump instead? 
36439,god damn you're good shake my internet hand please,How about a fist bump instead? ,right on [m]
36440,How about a fist bump instead? ,right on [m],"Not bad, looks like a fist "
36441,I answer using six words. Hello!,🏳️‍🌈how🏳️‍🌈gay🏳️‍🌈are🏳️‍🌈you🏳️‍🌈?🏳️‍🌈,I’m the seven replies only bad guy
36442,🏳️‍🌈how🏳️‍🌈gay🏳️‍🌈are🏳️‍🌈you🏳️‍🌈?🏳️‍🌈,I’m the seven replies only bad guy,you go girl! more power to you
36443,I’m the seven replies only bad guy,you go girl! more power to you,"Sorry mate, but I’m a grown man.  "
36444,you go girl! more power to you,"Sorry mate, but I’m a grown man.  ",yes that’s what I expected
36445,"Sorry mate, but I’m a grown man.  ",yes that’s what I expected,"You are mean, I don’t like you"
36446,yes that’s what I expected,"You are mean, I don’t like you",fair enough
36447,Reddit games,Oh! Pick me!,"I dont even need to go through your history, I can already tell you're usually sad."
36448,Oh! Pick me!,"I dont even need to go through your history, I can already tell you're usually sad.","Well duh ;) 

I'm actually doing much better now :)"
36449,"I dont even need to go through your history, I can already tell you're usually sad.","Well duh ;) 

I'm actually doing much better now :)",Good glad you're better 😁
36450,Reddit games,"Oh man please pick me
",oh man idk you're secretly a spirit sent to answer our earthly questions?
36451,"Oh man please pick me
",oh man idk you're secretly a spirit sent to answer our earthly questions?,T
36452,Reddit games,Oh through my comments / post you may think I am a n asshole be warned 😅,"german, ~19/m, into photography?"
36453,Oh through my comments / post you may think I am a n asshole be warned 😅,"german, ~19/m, into photography?",too acurate. Reaaaly too accurate. I am afraid of your powers
36454,"german, ~19/m, into photography?",too acurate. Reaaaly too accurate. I am afraid of your powers,you better be afraid peasant :)
36455,Reddit games,I would love to give this game a try😊👍,"- girl
- lesbian or bi!
- into tennis, golf, other sports?

idk much else you're a tough one lol"
36456,I would love to give this game a try😊👍,"- girl
- lesbian or bi!
- into tennis, golf, other sports?

idk much else you're a tough one lol",Yes to all those questions.
36457,"- girl
- lesbian or bi!
- into tennis, golf, other sports?

idk much else you're a tough one lol",Yes to all those questions.,"&gt;lesbian or bi

*yes*"
36458,Reddit games,You are....a mid 20s indian girl living in the US?,you're about 10 years off on the age lol
36459,You are....a mid 20s indian girl living in the US?,you're about 10 years off on the age lol,"So....15ish?

Gosh some of you americans have strong opinions and sexual identities"
36460,"Who's your favorite Superhero from Marvel, DC, Anime, and more?",Deadpool.,"Ooo, I forgot about Deadpool! By the way, the movie was AWESOME!"
36461,Deadpool.,"Ooo, I forgot about Deadpool! By the way, the movie was AWESOME!",I loved both movies!
36462,"Ooo, I forgot about Deadpool! By the way, the movie was AWESOME!",I loved both movies!,I haven't watched Deadpool 2 yet! But I really want too!
36463,I loved both movies!,I haven't watched Deadpool 2 yet! But I really want too!,I encourage it!
36464,I haven't watched Deadpool 2 yet! But I really want too!,I encourage it!,"Now, I REALLY want to watch it XD"
36465,"Who's your favorite Superhero from Marvel, DC, Anime, and more?",Deadpool.,"I don't enjoy a lot of comic type folks, but deadpool I find absolutely hilarious."
36466,Deadpool.,"I don't enjoy a lot of comic type folks, but deadpool I find absolutely hilarious.",I **love** him.
36467,"I don't enjoy a lot of comic type folks, but deadpool I find absolutely hilarious.",I **love** him.,Your opinion is fact without proof.
36468,I **love** him.,Your opinion is fact without proof.,Who?
36469,"I don't enjoy a lot of comic type folks, but deadpool I find absolutely hilarious.",I **love** him.,Deadpool is funny!
36470,"Who's your favorite Superhero from Marvel, DC, Anime, and more?","Itachi Uchiwa, because Genjutsuuuuuu !!!",Nice! From Naruto! 
36471,"Itachi Uchiwa, because Genjutsuuuuuu !!!",Nice! From Naruto! ,Yeah ^^
36472,Nice! From Naruto! ,Yeah ^^,Cool!
36473,Yeah ^^,Cool!,xD
36474,Cool!,xD,Naruto is pretty cool though. 
36475,xD,Naruto is pretty cool though. ,I prefer Itachi ^^ I love so much Genjutsu 
36476,Naruto is pretty cool though. ,I prefer Itachi ^^ I love so much Genjutsu ,"I know, I meant the series. I should of said Naruto series and not just Naruto XD"
36477,I prefer Itachi ^^ I love so much Genjutsu ,"I know, I meant the series. I should of said Naruto series and not just Naruto XD","No, just Naruto xD. I'm kidding you haha"
36478,"I know, I meant the series. I should of said Naruto series and not just Naruto XD","No, just Naruto xD. I'm kidding you haha",XD
36479,"Who's your favorite Superhero from Marvel, DC, Anime, and more?","Marvel: Captain America and/or Spider-Man

DC: Batman

Anime: Sasuke Uchiha",Nice! Sasuke is my third favorite character in Naruto
36480,"Marvel: Captain America and/or Spider-Man

DC: Batman

Anime: Sasuke Uchiha",Nice! Sasuke is my third favorite character in Naruto,Behind Naruto and Lee? Nice! My 2nd and 3rd are Kakashi and Itachi. 
36481,Nice! Sasuke is my third favorite character in Naruto,Behind Naruto and Lee? Nice! My 2nd and 3rd are Kakashi and Itachi. ,Nice!
36482,My 10 year old daughter was there for me yesterday when no one else was.,Who put these onions here T_T,For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland T_T
36483,Who put these onions here T_T,For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland T_T,I'm not crying you're crying.
36484,For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland T_T,I'm not crying you're crying.,It’s my allergies 
36485,I'm not crying you're crying.,It’s my allergies ,"Damn, it's windy in here."
36486,For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland T_T,I'm not crying you're crying.,no u
36487,Who put these onions here T_T,For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland T_T,My eyes are just a little sweaty today
36488,My 10 year old daughter was there for me yesterday when no one else was.,"what a sweetheart, she will grow up well. all the best in parenting. ",Thank you :) She is a sweetheart 
36489,"what a sweetheart, she will grow up well. all the best in parenting. ",Thank you :) She is a sweetheart ,Bless her! This made me tearup. Give her extra hugs from me!
36490,"what a sweetheart, she will grow up well. all the best in parenting. ",Thank you :) She is a sweetheart ,Give her internet hugs from me!! 
36491,"what a sweetheart, she will grow up well. all the best in parenting. ",Thank you :) She is a sweetheart ,You are sick. 
36492,Thank you :) She is a sweetheart ,You are sick. ,And you are an imbecile. 
36493,"what a sweetheart, she will grow up well. all the best in parenting. ",Thank you :) She is a sweetheart ,Give it 2-4 years.
36494,My 10 year old daughter was there for me yesterday when no one else was.,"what a sweetheart, she will grow up well. all the best in parenting. ","Misread that as ""parenting is a heroic cat"""
36495,"what a sweetheart, she will grow up well. all the best in parenting. ","Misread that as ""parenting is a heroic cat""",E D N A M O D E. and guest
36496,"what a sweetheart, she will grow up well. all the best in parenting. ","Misread that as ""parenting is a heroic cat""",wonderwoman has kids?
36497,My 10 year old daughter was there for me yesterday when no one else was.,"what a sweetheart, she will grow up well. all the best in parenting. ","Wait, is that movie out already?"
36498,"what a sweetheart, she will grow up well. all the best in parenting. ","Wait, is that movie out already?",It's all because tesco shipped pokemon a day early
36499,"Wait, is that movie out already?",It's all because tesco shipped pokemon a day early,Wait what
36500,"what a sweetheart, she will grow up well. all the best in parenting. ","Wait, is that movie out already?","Yh, it's great"
36501,"what a sweetheart, she will grow up well. all the best in parenting. ","Wait, is that movie out already?",To line up with School Holidays.
36502,My 10 year old daughter was there for me yesterday when no one else was.,This is why I won’t have kids. They’re like abusive partners you can’t break up with.,Or it could be because nobody will sleep with you. 
36503,This is why I won’t have kids. They’re like abusive partners you can’t break up with.,Or it could be because nobody will sleep with you. ,Well that’s downright uncalled for. Why would you even say that to someone?
36504,My 10 year old daughter was there for me yesterday when no one else was.,"So, she’s the adult? Shame on you.",Shame on you for putting people down when you know they already struggle with negativity. 
36505,"So, she’s the adult? Shame on you.",Shame on you for putting people down when you know they already struggle with negativity. ,Don’t pass your bullshit in to your daughter. I stand behind my statement. Get some help!
36506,Shame on you for putting people down when you know they already struggle with negativity. ,Don’t pass your bullshit in to your daughter. I stand behind my statement. Get some help!,You obviously didn’t read the whole post. 
36507,How do you like your eggs?,Scrambled with cheese.,What kind of cheese??
36508,Scrambled with cheese.,What kind of cheese??,Mature or extra mature cheddar.
36509,What kind of cheese??,Mature or extra mature cheddar.,You got it!
36510,How do you like your eggs?,4 eggs over easy with 4 slices of toast. Thanks. ,"Coming right up! Toast blackened, golden brown, barely singed...?"
36511,4 eggs over easy with 4 slices of toast. Thanks. ,"Coming right up! Toast blackened, golden brown, barely singed...?",Lightly toasted please. 😁
36512,"Coming right up! Toast blackened, golden brown, barely singed...?",Lightly toasted please. 😁,"Setting toaster setting to ""1 1/2""!"
36513,How do you like your eggs?,over-easy with hot sauce ontop of slice of ham.,"Ooh, bringing in the meats! I like it. We talkin smoked ham? Canadian bacon? Cold cuts?"
36514,over-easy with hot sauce ontop of slice of ham.,"Ooh, bringing in the meats! I like it. We talkin smoked ham? Canadian bacon? Cold cuts?","Smoked ham, a nice thick piece. Ham is the best with egss."
36515,"Ooh, bringing in the meats! I like it. We talkin smoked ham? Canadian bacon? Cold cuts?","Smoked ham, a nice thick piece. Ham is the best with egss.",Very true.
36516,How do you like your eggs?,Fried or Fertilized?,"Here's your upvote, good sir. You couldn't have phrased my title better! :D"
36517,Fried or Fertilized?,"Here's your upvote, good sir. You couldn't have phrased my title better! :D",I hope you think of me anytime anyone ever asks about your eggs. 
36518,"Here's your upvote, good sir. You couldn't have phrased my title better! :D",I hope you think of me anytime anyone ever asks about your eggs. ,I will. (Bows)
36519,How do you like your eggs?,Scrambled with some salsa on top ,Yummmm. Might throw a chopped jalapeño in there for you just to spice it up a little. 
36520,Scrambled with some salsa on top ,Yummmm. Might throw a chopped jalapeño in there for you just to spice it up a little. ,Sounds delicious! 
36521,I need friends,I'll be your friend :) ,Thank you! How are you these days? 
36522,I'll be your friend :) ,Thank you! How are you these days? ,Im fine. What about you ? 
36523,Thank you! How are you these days? ,Im fine. What about you ? ,"I’m alright. Just sitting outside and wanting to view Mars, but it’s cloudy here. "
36524,Im fine. What about you ? ,"I’m alright. Just sitting outside and wanting to view Mars, but it’s cloudy here. ",Cool 
36525,I need friends,I can talk for a while. What do you want to talk about?,Dealer’s choice
36526,I can talk for a while. What do you want to talk about?,Dealer’s choice,"I don't have any ideas, I'm a terrible conversationalist."
36527,Dealer’s choice,"I don't have any ideas, I'm a terrible conversationalist.","Haha, okay— how do you feel about turtles?"
36528,"I don't have any ideas, I'm a terrible conversationalist.","Haha, okay— how do you feel about turtles?","They're cool, but snapping turtles are terrifying."
36529,"Haha, okay— how do you feel about turtles?","They're cool, but snapping turtles are terrifying.",Definitely. Especially crocodile snapping turtles. What’s your fav food?
36530,"They're cool, but snapping turtles are terrifying.",Definitely. Especially crocodile snapping turtles. What’s your fav food?,"Probably pizza, just plain pepperoni. What's yours?"
36531,I need friends,I'll be your friend! ,Hi there! How are you feeling today!?
36532,I'll be your friend! ,Hi there! How are you feeling today!?,Bummed.  I'm a teacher and I go back to school next Monday.  I need more summer
36533,I need friends,You can talk to me! It would be a pleasure :),Awe! Thanks Neko! I appreciate that. How are you today?
36534,You can talk to me! It would be a pleasure :),Awe! Thanks Neko! I appreciate that. How are you today?,"Actually, I feel good, which is rather strange. How about you?"
36535,Awe! Thanks Neko! I appreciate that. How are you today?,"Actually, I feel good, which is rather strange. How about you?","I’m alright I suppose. I’m here, so that’s good. Glad you’re feeling good today. :)"
36536,"Actually, I feel good, which is rather strange. How about you?","I’m alright I suppose. I’m here, so that’s good. Glad you’re feeling good today. :)",Would you like to continue this conversation elsewhere? Or is it just going to be here? 
36537,"I’m alright I suppose. I’m here, so that’s good. Glad you’re feeling good today. :)",Would you like to continue this conversation elsewhere? Or is it just going to be here? ,Suggestions? You can message me. 
36538,i wanna make another playlist with you guys!,Orion by Metallica,i actually wanted three songs but you're the first song on the playlist!
36539,Orion by Metallica,i actually wanted three songs but you're the first song on the playlist!,"Awesome!  Sorry, I misunderstood. I'll come up with more. "
36540,i actually wanted three songs but you're the first song on the playlist!,"Awesome!  Sorry, I misunderstood. I'll come up with more. ","Talk Tonight by Oasis 
Sorry, not Sorry by Demi Lovato"
36541,i wanna make another playlist with you guys!,"I like this idea!

-The Cars - Drive

-Miss Derringer - Black Tears

-The Killers - Losing Touch",OMG THE FIRST SONG!!!!!!!!! 
36542,"I like this idea!

-The Cars - Drive

-Miss Derringer - Black Tears

-The Killers - Losing Touch",OMG THE FIRST SONG!!!!!!!!! ,!!!! Such a good night driving song 
36543,OMG THE FIRST SONG!!!!!!!!! ,!!!! Such a good night driving song ,one of the songs on this playlist (Talk Tonight by Oasis) is another good song to drive to
36544,!!!! Such a good night driving song ,one of the songs on this playlist (Talk Tonight by Oasis) is another good song to drive to,ooh i like Oasis. ill definitely check everything out when I get home 
36545,i wanna make another playlist with you guys!,"1. Kendrick Lamar's Humble

2. EARTHGANG's Meditate ft JID 

3. Big K.R.I.T.'s Big Bank","when i did this playlist before, people sent DNA and Element from Kendrick Lamar and i loved it"
36546,"1. Kendrick Lamar's Humble

2. EARTHGANG's Meditate ft JID 

3. Big K.R.I.T.'s Big Bank","when i did this playlist before, people sent DNA and Element from Kendrick Lamar and i loved it",Lets hope that you like Kendrick's HUMBLE 
36547,I'll admit it...,Tea over... coffee..? ,Tea beats coffee any day. Get me a cup of that black vanilla and enjoy my afternoon.
36548,Tea over... coffee..? ,Tea beats coffee any day. Get me a cup of that black vanilla and enjoy my afternoon.,"Coffee in the mornings, tea in the evenings."
36549,I'll admit it...,I hate cheesecake.,But...but...all of them?
36550,I hate cheesecake.,But...but...all of them?,"Yes, I am sorry. I just think it's weird and I don't understand people's love for it."
36551,I'll admit it...,I hate potatoes.,me too! I can’t stand them and everyone thinks I’m insane because of it
36552,I hate potatoes.,me too! I can’t stand them and everyone thinks I’m insane because of it,Wait...do you hate french fries?
36553,me too! I can’t stand them and everyone thinks I’m insane because of it,Wait...do you hate french fries?,....maybe.....
36554,I'll admit it...,I’m a furry ,Full fursuit?
36555,I’m a furry ,Full fursuit?,What? 
36556,Full fursuit?,What? ,[removed]
36557,I'll admit it...,Meta confession: I hate R Kelly as a person but I really love the Ignition remix :(,there is nobody i know that hates the ignition remix.
36558,Meta confession: I hate R Kelly as a person but I really love the Ignition remix :(,there is nobody i know that hates the ignition remix.,"Well it is hot and fresh out the kitchen, after all."
36559,So I started waking up at 5 AM and I feel like a whole new person lately,It’s 4:20am and I have yet to sleep. ,blaze one and call it a day
36560,It’s 4:20am and I have yet to sleep. ,blaze one and call it a day,Whatever you say Master
36561,It’s 4:20am and I have yet to sleep. ,blaze one and call it a day,Whoosh
36562,blaze one and call it a day,Whoosh,no
36563,Whoosh,no,Whoosh
36564,no,Whoosh,NO 
36565,Whoosh,NO ,WHOOSH
36566,NO ,WHOOSH,No u
36567,So I started waking up at 5 AM and I feel like a whole new person lately,It’s 4:20am and I have yet to sleep. ,Do like Michael and beat it 
36568,It’s 4:20am and I have yet to sleep. ,Do like Michael and beat it ,#MambaMentality
36569,So I started waking up at 5 AM and I feel like a whole new person lately,What time do you go to bed if you start doing this? ,I put my phone/pc away around 8:00 and go to sleep anywhere between 9 and 10.
36570,What time do you go to bed if you start doing this? ,I put my phone/pc away around 8:00 and go to sleep anywhere between 9 and 10.,Do you wake up with an alarm? I use my phone to track my sleep data.
36571,What time do you go to bed if you start doing this? ,I put my phone/pc away around 8:00 and go to sleep anywhere between 9 and 10.,How do you feel after you stay up late for a single night?
36572,So I started waking up at 5 AM and I feel like a whole new person lately,This sounds very much like this video titles waking up at 5:00 changed my life ,Get the person your sharing the room with to wake up early too :)
36573,This sounds very much like this video titles waking up at 5:00 changed my life ,Get the person your sharing the room with to wake up early too :),Haha it's my brother - I think that speaks for itself 
36574,"Can I just say, seeing your pet age is kind of sad :(",It’s a lot more heartwarming than not getting to see your pet age..,omg why would you say thaaaaat
36575,It’s a lot more heartwarming than not getting to see your pet age..,omg why would you say thaaaaat,BURRRR
36576,I just wish I had the privacy of reading a message without the pressure of responding it just because the other person knows I’ve read it.,"Also showing when your typing and stuff, its just uneeded and makes you kind of rush the convo","Who would win:

My nerves and anxiety levels

vs.

three dotty bois"
36577,"Also showing when your typing and stuff, its just uneeded and makes you kind of rush the convo","Who would win:

My nerves and anxiety levels

vs.

three dotty bois",!redditsilver
36578,"Who would win:

My nerves and anxiety levels

vs.

three dotty bois",!redditsilver,i'd like to thank the academy
36579,"Also showing when your typing and stuff, its just uneeded and makes you kind of rush the convo","Who would win:

My nerves and anxiety levels

vs.

three dotty bois",What is three dots? O know about a 4 for gang but  nothing about 3 dots
36580,I just wish I had the privacy of reading a message without the pressure of responding it just because the other person knows I’ve read it.,This has bothered me for a long time. I agree 100%.,"Yeah, I just decided to stop giving a shit. If the other person judges me for it, whatever. "
36581,This has bothered me for a long time. I agree 100%.,"Yeah, I just decided to stop giving a shit. If the other person judges me for it, whatever. ",So much harder to avoid when it's one of your kids and you have to respond to every.single.word.
36582,"Yeah, I just decided to stop giving a shit. If the other person judges me for it, whatever. ",So much harder to avoid when it's one of your kids and you have to respond to every.single.word.,"Wow, yeah, thankfully I don't have kids (yet?). That's something that didn't even occur to me!"
36583,So much harder to avoid when it's one of your kids and you have to respond to every.single.word.,"Wow, yeah, thankfully I don't have kids (yet?). That's something that didn't even occur to me!","Hey it's me your son.

pls respond"
36584,"Wow, yeah, thankfully I don't have kids (yet?). That's something that didn't even occur to me!","Hey it's me your son.

pls respond",go clean ur room
36585,"Wow, yeah, thankfully I don't have kids (yet?). That's something that didn't even occur to me!","Hey it's me your son.

pls respond",✓ Seen at 10:56 AM
36586,This has bothered me for a long time. I agree 100%.,"Yeah, I just decided to stop giving a shit. If the other person judges me for it, whatever. ",i wont judge you but i will make you wait 35 times as long as you made me wait
36587,"Yeah, I just decided to stop giving a shit. If the other person judges me for it, whatever. ",i wont judge you but i will make you wait 35 times as long as you made me wait,Wow that's so petty.
36588,i wont judge you but i will make you wait 35 times as long as you made me wait,Wow that's so petty.,inb4 i respond in 3 decades lol
36589,I just wish I had the privacy of reading a message without the pressure of responding it just because the other person knows I’ve read it.,You can turn that feature off.,How?
36590,You can turn that feature off.,How?,On Iphone you turn off imessage.  On Android you turn off read receipts.
36591,How?,On Iphone you turn off imessage.  On Android you turn off read receipts.,On the facebook app?
36592,How?,On Iphone you turn off imessage.  On Android you turn off read receipts.,Not snapchat I guess? 
36593,You can turn that feature off.,How?,I've done this with as many apps as I could. Instagram's read receipts can be turned off too
36594,I just wish I had the privacy of reading a message without the pressure of responding it just because the other person knows I’ve read it.,Just turn off your read tag..,You can’t on facebook messenger dude.
36595,Just turn off your read tag..,You can’t on facebook messenger dude.,"Yes you can, I have mine off."
36596,You can’t on facebook messenger dude.,"Yes you can, I have mine off.",Nope cannot find
36597,"Yes you can, I have mine off.",Nope cannot find,Sorry to hear that mines off
36598,Nope cannot find,Sorry to hear that mines off,Strange
36599,I just wish I had the privacy of reading a message without the pressure of responding it just because the other person knows I’ve read it.,K.,Helllloooooo????
36600,K.,Helllloooooo????,Why are you ignoring me?
36601,Anyone just wanna share something cool or interesting going on in their life?,Nah my life has nothing cool or interesting going on.,Yup me too. Pretty much why I posted this. Just tryna see what’s good with everyone 
36602,Nah my life has nothing cool or interesting going on.,Yup me too. Pretty much why I posted this. Just tryna see what’s good with everyone ,"Oh, can't help you there, nothing good with me."
36603,Yup me too. Pretty much why I posted this. Just tryna see what’s good with everyone ,"Oh, can't help you there, nothing good with me.",All g 
36604,"Hi everyone, im an french canadian lets talk :)",Canadian here as well. Straight outta Alberta! How’s Quebec?,"Hey!!!! (Or is it H’eh...?) 
Meh, Alberta here as well:) "
36605,Canadian here as well. Straight outta Alberta! How’s Quebec?,"Hey!!!! (Or is it H’eh...?) 
Meh, Alberta here as well:) ","Nice, Calgary? "
36606,"Hey!!!! (Or is it H’eh...?) 
Meh, Alberta here as well:) ","Nice, Calgary? ",Born and raised! 
36607,"Nice, Calgary? ",Born and raised! ,"Wicked dude, which part, ie NW etc."
36608,Born and raised! ,"Wicked dude, which part, ie NW etc.",Southwest:) Even after all these years I’m basically useless in the North haha
36609,"Hi everyone, im an french canadian lets talk :)",Canadian here as well. Straight outta Alberta! How’s Quebec?,"Quebec is great, a lot of taxes and anti liberals manifestation but thats om ^^ "
36610,Canadian here as well. Straight outta Alberta! How’s Quebec?,"Quebec is great, a lot of taxes and anti liberals manifestation but thats om ^^ ","Yea I’ve heard about the taxes, yours is like 15% sales right? Ours is 5%"
36611,"Quebec is great, a lot of taxes and anti liberals manifestation but thats om ^^ ","Yea I’ve heard about the taxes, yours is like 15% sales right? Ours is 5%","Its 15% of tax if you add the federal tax more the provincial one, but i dont remember the %. "
36612,"Hi everyone, im an french canadian lets talk :)",Hello from BC!,British Colombia? :) 
36613,Hello from BC!,British Colombia? :) ,"British Columbia, yes."
36614,I'm lonely and bored and a bit sad. Please talk to me about something cool?,You like sci fi! Have you read Red Rising?,"no, what is it?"
36615,You like sci fi! Have you read Red Rising?,"no, what is it?","It's a space opera/scifi series. I definitely recommend it. It's ruthless, military scifi."
36616,I'm lonely and bored and a bit sad. Please talk to me about something cool?,"Please check out professional breakdancing, you're doing yourself a disservice if you aren't",I don't think that's a good idea for me right now
36617,"Please check out professional breakdancing, you're doing yourself a disservice if you aren't",I don't think that's a good idea for me right now,Why
36618,"Got my glass of wine and feeling relaxed, let's chat!",I have a really dumb song stuck in my head.,The Campfire Song???
36619,I have a really dumb song stuck in my head.,The Campfire Song???,What's that?
36620,The Campfire Song???,What's that?,Lol it's a dumb song from Spongebob. What song? BTW are you German?
36621,"Honestly, how weird are your twenties?","I've not been in my 20s that long but even so, it's fucking weird.",How weird we talking?
36622,"I've not been in my 20s that long but even so, it's fucking weird.",How weird we talking?,"Weird, but insufficiently so,.

Or weird in the wrong way."
36623,"I'm from Russia, and I want to communicate!","Hi,I'm from Ecuador. How are things there in Russia? ","Hello, there. You know, it's getting worse and worse :("
36624,"Hi,I'm from Ecuador. How are things there in Russia? ","Hello, there. You know, it's getting worse and worse :(",That’s sad. Care to elaborate?
36625,"Hi,I'm from Ecuador. How are things there in Russia? ","Hello, there. You know, it's getting worse and worse :(",[removed]
36626,"I'm from Russia, and I want to communicate!","Hello Oleg! 

Im from Idaho in the U.S, hows the weather over there?",The heat and fires here really do suck. 
36627,"Hello Oleg! 

Im from Idaho in the U.S, hows the weather over there?",The heat and fires here really do suck. ,For sure. Im getting really tired of looking at and breathing in smoke
36628,"Hello Oleg! 

Im from Idaho in the U.S, hows the weather over there?",The heat and fires here really do suck. ,"Nice name btw. Are you a student on a budget, or do you just really like noodles? Lol"
36629,The heat and fires here really do suck. ,"Nice name btw. Are you a student on a budget, or do you just really like noodles? Lol",Just broke lmao
36630,"Nice name btw. Are you a student on a budget, or do you just really like noodles? Lol",Just broke lmao,"Ha, Nice. Another go-to is rice and beans"
36631,"I'm from Russia, and I want to communicate!",France here ! How are you ?,"Hey! I'm trying to answer everyone, I was surprised, how many people responded!"
36632,France here ! How are you ?,"Hey! I'm trying to answer everyone, I was surprised, how many people responded!",Reddit is the best place ever to find people to talk with. Probably because we are so many
36633,"I'm from Russia, and I want to communicate!",I'd rather learn about you than Russia.,"If you are serious, I'tell you with pleasure!"
36634,I'd rather learn about you than Russia.,"If you are serious, I'tell you with pleasure!","I value perspective. Let's hear it, Russian!"
36635,Does anyone else think Facebook is getting more and more boring?,"To me, its just getting more and more cringy.",i dont have facebook 
36636,"To me, its just getting more and more cringy.",i dont have facebook ,For the best my friend.
36637,Does anyone else think Facebook is getting more and more boring?,facebook lost 150 billion dollars in shares yesterday,"more than the entire market cap of bitcoin.

and bitcoin is less boring every day"
36638,facebook lost 150 billion dollars in shares yesterday,"more than the entire market cap of bitcoin.

and bitcoin is less boring every day",its biggest loss in history
36639,Does anyone else think Facebook is getting more and more boring?,What's Facebook?,What's a computer?
36640,What's Facebook?,What's a computer?,What's electricity?
36641,Tell me about your crush because I want to talk about mine,"I have a crush on my ex who dumped me, sigh","*/eats popcorn*/ 

continue please "
36642,"I have a crush on my ex who dumped me, sigh","*/eats popcorn*/ 

continue please ",Its not a pleasant one
36643,"*/eats popcorn*/ 

continue please ",Its not a pleasant one,Oh no 
36644,Tell me about your crush because I want to talk about mine,"I do not have one

I honestly wish I did

My life is boring",yeah life is a little funner when you've got one I recommend it 
36645,"I do not have one

I honestly wish I did

My life is boring",yeah life is a little funner when you've got one I recommend it ,"How would I do it

I don't have a social life.

I'm stuck in the house :("
36646,yeah life is a little funner when you've got one I recommend it ,"How would I do it

I don't have a social life.

I'm stuck in the house :(",uhhhhh no clue maybe follow cute people online idk 
36647,yeah life is a little funner when you've got one I recommend it ,"How would I do it

I don't have a social life.

I'm stuck in the house :(",Go outside more. Life is waiting for you
36648,Tell me about your crush because I want to talk about mine,Have you talked to this crush?,"Yes we've had conversations about vegetarianism, our star signs and Freudian personality types "
36649,Have you talked to this crush?,"Yes we've had conversations about vegetarianism, our star signs and Freudian personality types ",You should talk to him about getting pizza together sometime.
36650,"Yes we've had conversations about vegetarianism, our star signs and Freudian personality types ",You should talk to him about getting pizza together sometime.,I have the most stupid date idea for him you wanna hear it 
36651,You should talk to him about getting pizza together sometime.,I have the most stupid date idea for him you wanna hear it ,Let's hear it!
36652,Tell me about your crush because I want to talk about mine,"&gt;I'll get pizza and we can do our nails

Made me laugh OP, thanks, I needed a good laugh :p",ive never been to a sleepover this is the closest ive ever gotten
36653,"&gt;I'll get pizza and we can do our nails

Made me laugh OP, thanks, I needed a good laugh :p",ive never been to a sleepover this is the closest ive ever gotten,Well I hope you get the chance to go to one and that things work out between you and your crush.
36654,ive never been to a sleepover this is the closest ive ever gotten,Well I hope you get the chance to go to one and that things work out between you and your crush.,thank you thank you would you like to discuss yours while you're here????
36655,Tell me about your crush because I want to talk about mine,"Beautiful, loyal, loving, four legs, cute whiskers...it's my cat ok?!",Omg what a coincidence I ALSO have a crush on your cat oh no 
36656,"Beautiful, loyal, loving, four legs, cute whiskers...it's my cat ok?!",Omg what a coincidence I ALSO have a crush on your cat oh no ,OH NO
36657,give me a small description of yourself and i’ll give you a nickname!,I eat booty ,your nickname: MyBoyfriend
36658,I eat booty ,your nickname: MyBoyfriend,You the real mvp lmaooo 
36659,give me a small description of yourself and i’ll give you a nickname!,"Im 18, play guitar, love halo, and just made chicken curry","nickname: ChefBoyarDaddy

(like the ravioli brand!! chicken curry sounds sooo good) "
36660,"Im 18, play guitar, love halo, and just made chicken curry","nickname: ChefBoyarDaddy

(like the ravioli brand!! chicken curry sounds sooo good) ",XD love it
36661,It's 4 am here. My first son was born 5 hours ago and I can't sleep because I'm so excited.,Hell yeah! Congratulations!!!!,Ta
36662,Hell yeah! Congratulations!!!!,Ta,Da!
36663,Ta,Da!,We did it reddit.
36664,Ta,Da!,да товарищ!
36665,Hell yeah! Congratulations!!!!,Ta,What'd ya name the little guy?
36666,Ta,What'd ya name the little guy?,Vlado
36667,Hell yeah! Congratulations!!!!,Ta,nk you
36668,It's 4 am here. My first son was born 5 hours ago and I can't sleep because I'm so excited.,Mazel tov!!,I'm unfamiliar with this expression... What does it mean?
36669,Mazel tov!!,I'm unfamiliar with this expression... What does it mean?,Congratulations 
36670,I'm unfamiliar with this expression... What does it mean?,Congratulations ,Jewish it appears! Thank you 
36671,Congratulations ,Jewish it appears! Thank you ,You’re very welcome!!
36672,It's 4 am here. My first son was born 5 hours ago and I can't sleep because I'm so excited.,Mazel tov!!,? How do you know he's Jewish?
36673,Mazel tov!!,? How do you know he's Jewish?,I didn’t. It’s a fairly common well wishing. 
36674,It's 4 am here. My first son was born 5 hours ago and I can't sleep because I'm so excited.,Who's the father?,You cracked me up! good god! 
36675,Who's the father?,You cracked me up! good god! ,Lol.
36676,"Over a year ago, I offered to create a small poem about any topic you give me. I'd love to give it another go!","A benevolent poltergeist, who likes to help out around the house. ","I won't say ""Boo!"",

Or throw a chair,

I'll leave you flowers,

To show I care."
36677,"A benevolent poltergeist, who likes to help out around the house. ","I won't say ""Boo!"",

Or throw a chair,

I'll leave you flowers,

To show I care.","Thank you, that was wonderful!"
36678,"I won't say ""Boo!"",

Or throw a chair,

I'll leave you flowers,

To show I care.","Thank you, that was wonderful!",Awesome! ^^
36679,"I, 19 year old, ate cereal for the first time today",Not enough people are aware that cereal is actually a milk sandwich,i love you
36680,Not enough people are aware that cereal is actually a milk sandwich,i love you,Awe thank you I love you too&lt;3 should I plan the wedding for let's say...Acapulco?
36681,"I, 19 year old, ate cereal for the first time today",Had pepperoni pizza for the first time at 21. Never too late!,"Oh man, pepperoni pizza is the best! Did you grow up someplace that it wasn't common?"
36682,Had pepperoni pizza for the first time at 21. Never too late!,"Oh man, pepperoni pizza is the best! Did you grow up someplace that it wasn't common?","You can say that, I live in New York.... 🤦🏻‍♂️"
36683,"I, 19 year old, ate cereal for the first time today","Yes, but did you poor the milk or the cereal in the bowl first?",Cereal first is the *only* way
36684,"Yes, but did you poor the milk or the cereal in the bowl first?",Cereal first is the *only* way,That's right
36685,"Yes, but did you poor the milk or the cereal in the bowl first?",Cereal first is the *only* way,You're a natural :')
36686,"I, 19 year old, ate cereal for the first time today",Well...I guess one can say you are a cereal killer now.,Get out!
36687,Well...I guess one can say you are a cereal killer now.,Get out!,Dude. I love that movie!
36688,What are some weird things you are 'scared' of?,"Roaches. The way they move, the way they look.",What about something like an isopod?
36689,"Roaches. The way they move, the way they look.",What about something like an isopod?,I had to Google what that was lol. I wish I didn't do that haha.
36690,What about something like an isopod?,I had to Google what that was lol. I wish I didn't do that haha.,"Haha, sorry. Is it something about the segments and legs that weirds you out?
"
36691,I had to Google what that was lol. I wish I didn't do that haha.,"Haha, sorry. Is it something about the segments and legs that weirds you out?
",Haha it's all good!! Pretty much that :)
36692,What are some weird things you are 'scared' of?,Bananas ,This is the most weird phobia. Please elaborate. 
36693,Bananas ,This is the most weird phobia. Please elaborate. ,I can't talk about it. Even thinking about them terrifies me. 
36694,This is the most weird phobia. Please elaborate. ,I can't talk about it. Even thinking about them terrifies me. ,I won't ask you too then but that is one of the strangest things I have read on reddit. 
36695,I can't talk about it. Even thinking about them terrifies me. ,I won't ask you too then but that is one of the strangest things I have read on reddit. ,It's more common than you think. It even has a name. 
36696,What are some weird things you are 'scared' of?,Bananas ,Why bananas? 🤔 
36697,Bananas ,Why bananas? 🤔 ,Can't talk about it. Terrifies me. Not as uncommon as people think. 
36698,The world seemed a lot better around the time Pokemon Go was popular,Just thinking that its already been 2 years since it came out is a trip ,"I was a ""kid"" then. Now my coworkers see me as a father figure..."
36699,Just thinking that its already been 2 years since it came out is a trip ,"I was a ""kid"" then. Now my coworkers see me as a father figure...",Dude it was 2 years ago. You're acting like it was a decade 
36700,I just met my neighbor and cried,One of my neighbors called the cops on me for parking in the street,They are not worthy of a cupcake introduction. 
36701,One of my neighbors called the cops on me for parking in the street,They are not worthy of a cupcake introduction. ,"Yeah, sometimes my cat shits in their yard"
36702,They are not worthy of a cupcake introduction. ,"Yeah, sometimes my cat shits in their yard",Perfect 
36703,They are not worthy of a cupcake introduction. ,"Yeah, sometimes my cat shits in their yard",Teach your cat to do it in their driveway
36704,"Yeah, sometimes my cat shits in their yard",Teach your cat to do it in their driveway,We only know one side of the story here.
36705,"Yeah, sometimes my cat shits in their yard",Teach your cat to do it in their driveway,in the mailbox 
36706,They are not worthy of a cupcake introduction. ,"Yeah, sometimes my cat shits in their yard",I love that your cat is getting revenge😎
36707,I just met my neighbor and cried,One of my neighbors called the cops on me for parking in the street,"Do you know which one, or was it anon?"
36708,One of my neighbors called the cops on me for parking in the street,"Do you know which one, or was it anon?",FOIA the 911 call and listen to the voice maybe?
36709,"Do you know which one, or was it anon?",FOIA the 911 call and listen to the voice maybe?,Wow that’s a lot of effort you might be willing to go to.
36710,One of my neighbors called the cops on me for parking in the street,"Do you know which one, or was it anon?","I know who it is, and unfortunately I’m not their only victim"
36711,I just met my neighbor and cried,My neighbor called the cops on me for parking in front of his house. He gets no cupcakes.,That reminds me of Seinfeld.😂
36712,My neighbor called the cops on me for parking in front of his house. He gets no cupcakes.,That reminds me of Seinfeld.😂,Some day I'll laugh about it.  Not yet though.
36713,That reminds me of Seinfeld.😂,Some day I'll laugh about it.  Not yet though.,"Understandable, friend. "
36714,I just met my neighbor and cried,fucking SHIT i need this amount of wholesome,I’ll try to provide more wholesome stories as they come! 
36715,fucking SHIT i need this amount of wholesome,I’ll try to provide more wholesome stories as they come! ,please and thank you!!!!!!
36716,I’ll try to provide more wholesome stories as they come! ,please and thank you!!!!!!,also just noticed your username lolol very fun in context of the story
36717,please and thank you!!!!!!,also just noticed your username lolol very fun in context of the story,Im glad someone noticed😜
36718,Kon'nichiwa,Yep.,???
36719,Yep.,???,I did not understand one single word. I recognise some of them though.
36720,Kon'nichiwa,"Wish I knew Nihongo, unfortunately I’m a lame American who only knows English. Bummer!! ",We can chat in English.
36721,"Wish I knew Nihongo, unfortunately I’m a lame American who only knows English. Bummer!! ",We can chat in English.,I was so curious and invested in figuring out your message I had Google Translate help me. 
36722,Kon'nichiwa,Nani? ,Konran wa nanidesu ka?
36723,Nani? ,Konran wa nanidesu ka?,Uh... yo comio un lapiz
36724,Konran wa nanidesu ka?,Uh... yo comio un lapiz,That's an interesting statement.
36725,Uh... yo comio un lapiz,That's an interesting statement.,Soy muy interisante! 
36726,That's an interesting statement.,Soy muy interisante! ,You spelt the last word wrong.
36727,Soy muy interisante! ,You spelt the last word wrong.,"¯\\\__(ツ)__/¯

I blame high school"
36728,You spelt the last word wrong.,"¯\\\__(ツ)__/¯

I blame high school",I blame school for a lot of things XD
36729,"¯\\\__(ツ)__/¯

I blame high school",I blame school for a lot of things XD,You can say that again.  Burn it down I say! 
36730,I blame school for a lot of things XD,You can say that again.  Burn it down I say! ,The only thing I like about school is seeing my friends.
36731,You can say that again.  Burn it down I say! ,The only thing I like about school is seeing my friends.,"And who really needs friends anyway XD 
"
36732,The only thing I like about school is seeing my friends.,"And who really needs friends anyway XD 
",Me. I need friends. Watashi wa utsubyō ga aru.
36733,"And who really needs friends anyway XD 
",Me. I need friends. Watashi wa utsubyō ga aru.,amigos esta muy bien! 
36734,That's an interesting statement.,Soy muy interisante! ,You are very interstate.
36735,That's an interesting statement.,Soy muy interisante! ,You are very interisante!
36736,What are the compliments that you receive most often?,Handsome and smart are my most 2 ,Lucky you
36737,Handsome and smart are my most 2 ,Lucky you,Trust me there's no benifits to it I can confirm that lol 
36738,Lucky you,Trust me there's no benifits to it I can confirm that lol ,How so? 
36739,What are the compliments that you receive most often?,I've heard I resemble a young Julia Roberts a few times... So I guess that?,She's a pretty good looking woman so thats something you can be proud of
36740,I've heard I resemble a young Julia Roberts a few times... So I guess that?,She's a pretty good looking woman so thats something you can be proud of,"It would be if I believed them, haha."
36741,What are the compliments that you receive most often?,Anything clothing related or I get a lot of comments on eyes.,Do you get compliments on your makeup and baking?
36742,Anything clothing related or I get a lot of comments on eyes.,Do you get compliments on your makeup and baking?,I’d be a sham if I didn’t! 
36743,What are the compliments that you receive most often?,Baby doll face.My voice.,What about your voice?
36744,Baby doll face.My voice.,What about your voice?,I never got to find out.
36745,What about your voice?,I never got to find out.,That sucks. oh well what can ya do
36746,What do you spend too much money on?,Makeup. ,Are eyelash extensions super hard to put on? 
36747,Makeup. ,Are eyelash extensions super hard to put on? ,I get them done by someone whose trained. They don’t seem hard for them haha. 
36748,Are eyelash extensions super hard to put on? ,I get them done by someone whose trained. They don’t seem hard for them haha. ,How long do they typically last?
36749,I get them done by someone whose trained. They don’t seem hard for them haha. ,How long do they typically last?,I get mine refilled every 4 weeks. Natural look lashes last about three weeks 
36750,How long do they typically last?,I get mine refilled every 4 weeks. Natural look lashes last about three weeks ,How much are they? Do they ever irritate you?
36751,What do you spend too much money on?,Tax ,Just stop it already. Sounds like a bad habit. 
36752,Tax ,Just stop it already. Sounds like a bad habit. ,"Yeah paying taxes are a bad habit I should just stop paying them, good point friend. "
36753,Just stop it already. Sounds like a bad habit. ,"Yeah paying taxes are a bad habit I should just stop paying them, good point friend. ","Look, do politicians pay taxes? What about churches? "
36754,What do you spend too much money on?,Clothes. And coffee ☕️ ,"Not make up and baking?!?

"
36755,Clothes. And coffee ☕️ ,"Not make up and baking?!?

",My bank account can confirm that as well🤦🏼‍♀️
36756,"Not make up and baking?!?

",My bank account can confirm that as well🤦🏼‍♀️,How do you like your coffee?
36757,What do you spend too much money on?,Healthy food. ,Healthy food is Silly expensive. Do you cook alot?
36758,Healthy food. ,Healthy food is Silly expensive. Do you cook alot?,Daily. At least one warm meal per day. 
36759,Healthy food is Silly expensive. Do you cook alot?,Daily. At least one warm meal per day. ,Any favorite recipes to share?
36760,"A woman just complimented me for the first time ever, I'm a dude.","Random compliments are the best!

I hope you continue to have a fantastic day!",I hope you have a good one too!
36761,"Random compliments are the best!

I hope you continue to have a fantastic day!",I hope you have a good one too!,"This whole post is wholesome, thank you OP for making our day!"
36762,"A woman just complimented me for the first time ever, I'm a dude.","are you muscular, brown hair, and have a really cool beard ?","No, I'm 6'7"", black hair, no beard. "
36763,"are you muscular, brown hair, and have a really cool beard ?","No, I'm 6'7"", black hair, no beard. ","ah too bad, i saw a man who this happened to, do you by any chance live in CA ?"
36764,"No, I'm 6'7"", black hair, no beard. ","ah too bad, i saw a man who this happened to, do you by any chance live in CA ?",Nope. Chicago.
36765,"ah too bad, i saw a man who this happened to, do you by any chance live in CA ?",Nope. Chicago.,"yeah i know, how's Chicago this time of the year ?"
36766,Nope. Chicago.,"yeah i know, how's Chicago this time of the year ?",Humid and warm.
36767,"yeah i know, how's Chicago this time of the year ?",Humid and warm.,i hate it when it's humid
36768,Wanted to surprise my boyfriend after work…,You two sound good for each other.,I think so too 😁
36769,You two sound good for each other.,I think so too 😁,You two should date.
36770,I think so too 😁,You two should date.,Who cares about your opinion your just one big pile of shit. 
36771,You two should date.,Who cares about your opinion your just one big pile of shit. ,/r/beetlejuicing ?
36772,Who cares about your opinion your just one big pile of shit. ,/r/beetlejuicing ?,"Umn, not really."
36773,/r/beetlejuicing ?,"Umn, not really.",Backwards /r/beetlejuicing?
36774,"Umn, not really.",Backwards /r/beetlejuicing?,Yeah exactly! 
36775,I think so too 😁,You two should date.,Maybe fuck
36776,I think so too 😁,You two should date.,!redditsilver
36777,I think so too 😁,You two should date.,"Omg like it's not ur job to play match maker, gosh "
36778,You two should date.,"Omg like it's not ur job to play match maker, gosh ","Like yeah, who does this big pile of shit think he is?! "
36779,"Omg like it's not ur job to play match maker, gosh ","Like yeah, who does this big pile of shit think he is?! ",he sounds like one big pile of shit smh
36780,I think so too 😁,You two should date.,Just comrades
36781,I think so too 😁,You two should date.,420 upvotes 👌
36782,You two sound good for each other.,I think so too 😁,!RedditSilver
36783,You two sound good for each other.,I think so too 😁,"Cherish it , I’d do anything for someone like that!"
36784,You two sound good for each other.,I think so too 😁,Please tell me you called him a bubble tease
36785,You two sound good for each other.,I think so too 😁,Are you both fat? That shit has so much sugar. 
36786,Wanted to surprise my boyfriend after work…,Aww. What did you do with all the bubble tea? Were you two able to finish all four?,We actually finished all 4 😅 my stomach still hurts lol
36787,Aww. What did you do with all the bubble tea? Were you two able to finish all four?,We actually finished all 4 😅 my stomach still hurts lol,It's a good pain
36788,Aww. What did you do with all the bubble tea? Were you two able to finish all four?,We actually finished all 4 😅 my stomach still hurts lol,"Next time that happens, please send me the extra bubble tea. Just so your stomach doesn't hurt."
36789,I’m 16 and I’m finally achieving one of my dreams of becoming a pilot!,Congratulations! Do you have any idea of what kind of pilot you hope to become? ,I want to fly for an Airline someday
36790,Congratulations! Do you have any idea of what kind of pilot you hope to become? ,I want to fly for an Airline someday,Sounds like a plan. I hope your dreams come true! 
36791,I want to fly for an Airline someday,Sounds like a plan. I hope your dreams come true! ,Thank you!
36792,What’s everyone’s favorite and least favorite vegetable?,Love carrot. Hate cauliflower. Everything else is alright.,Cauliflower tastes like 3 day old dish water tbh
36793,Love carrot. Hate cauliflower. Everything else is alright.,Cauliflower tastes like 3 day old dish water tbh,"Personally, it smells like a warm, 3/4 full bin."
36794,Cauliflower tastes like 3 day old dish water tbh,"Personally, it smells like a warm, 3/4 full bin.",garbage marinating in its own juices 
36795,Love carrot. Hate cauliflower. Everything else is alright.,Cauliflower tastes like 3 day old dish water tbh,I really try to like cauliflower but I just can’t.  I even had it deep fried and it was meh.
36796,Tell me the worst part of your day and I'll give you a song.,Not being able to sleep at 1 am (thanks to the mes who made me sleep until 4pm or so) ,"Look up, ""World's most relaxing music"" on YouTube. It was designed to make you fall asleep."
36797,Not being able to sleep at 1 am (thanks to the mes who made me sleep until 4pm or so) ,"Look up, ""World's most relaxing music"" on YouTube. It was designed to make you fall asleep.",Will look for it right away. Thank you! 
36798,Tell me the worst part of your day and I'll give you a song.,Just noticed my weight increased by 20 kg in the last three month,"""I Have Lived"" - Alistair Griffin."
36799,Just noticed my weight increased by 20 kg in the last three month,"""I Have Lived"" - Alistair Griffin.","Made me relax so i guess it worked
thanks"
36800,Tell me the worst part of your day and I'll give you a song.,My neck is killing me,"Hope it improves

""Obstacles"" - Syd Matters."
36801,My neck is killing me,"Hope it improves

""Obstacles"" - Syd Matters.",Que the PLiSD
36802,Tell me the worst part of your day and I'll give you a song.,Having to explain to my school why I need another year of financial aid.,"""Changes"" - David Bowie"
36803,Having to explain to my school why I need another year of financial aid.,"""Changes"" - David Bowie",I like Bowie! Thank you!
36804,I HATE the summer,"I also hate the summer, this heat is just horrifying.",I feel you the temp where I'm at right now is 114
36805,"I also hate the summer, this heat is just horrifying.",I feel you the temp where I'm at right now is 114,In any units 114 is not a good temperature.
36806,I HATE the summer,Hah lucky you I literally live in a country where every day of the year it's summer ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ ,You’ll be in my prayers bud
36807,Hah lucky you I literally live in a country where every day of the year it's summer ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ ,You’ll be in my prayers bud,Amen to that
36808,Let me draw your art ideas for you,Queen bee sketch with a floral wreath-like circle surrounding it ,"ok sure, I'll pm you a link to my page when it post it for you."
36809,Queen bee sketch with a floral wreath-like circle surrounding it ,"ok sure, I'll pm you a link to my page when it post it for you.",Yours is done! Will be posting now
36810,Let me draw your art ideas for you,"I once asked someone else to do this:

A bucket of water with sunglasses on top of a ladder.",you want a bucket full of water wearing sunglasses balancing on a ladder? 
36811,"I once asked someone else to do this:

A bucket of water with sunglasses on top of a ladder.",you want a bucket full of water wearing sunglasses balancing on a ladder? ,Pretty much
36812,you want a bucket full of water wearing sunglasses balancing on a ladder? ,Pretty much,ok word. 
36813,Let me draw your art ideas for you,Cat skull with flowers ,okay
36814,Cat skull with flowers ,okay,thanks! you’re awesome 
36815,Favorite Quotes,"""Your life begins where your comfort zone ends."" - one of my former coworkers",Your coworker is Neale Donald Walsch? 
36816,"""Your life begins where your comfort zone ends."" - one of my former coworkers",Your coworker is Neale Donald Walsch? ,"No, but apparently one of his fans!"
36817,Favorite Quotes,"Phillip K Dick ""Reality is which, when you stop believing in it, it doesnt go away""",Oooohh I love this one!!
36818,"Phillip K Dick ""Reality is which, when you stop believing in it, it doesnt go away""",Oooohh I love this one!!,thanks ur one is pretty cool aswell 
36819,My husband gets home today!!!!,I hope you didn't cheat on him.,"Really??

Was that necessary"
36820,I hope you didn't cheat on him.,"Really??

Was that necessary",Just wanted to make sure! 
36821,"Really??

Was that necessary",Just wanted to make sure! ,After two weeks? 
36822,My husband gets home today!!!!,Im about to take the last exam of 3rd year software engineering!!,"Woohoo!!!

Congrats!!!

Good luck :)"
36823,Im about to take the last exam of 3rd year software engineering!!,"Woohoo!!!

Congrats!!!

Good luck :)",Thanks!! I passed with an 8/10! 
36824,"Woohoo!!!

Congrats!!!

Good luck :)",Thanks!! I passed with an 8/10! ,"Yay!!!!!!

Congrats!!!"
36825,Thanks!! I passed with an 8/10! ,"Yay!!!!!!

Congrats!!!",Thank you very much!! Im so happy and proud right now!
36826,"Yay!!!!!!

Congrats!!!",Thank you very much!! Im so happy and proud right now!,"As am I!

Proud of you!"
36827,My husband gets home today!!!!,T minus 2 hours and 15 minutes until he walks in the door :),As I read this message it's been 2 hours you posted it. Jelly! You two have fun :)
36828,T minus 2 hours and 15 minutes until he walks in the door :),As I read this message it's been 2 hours you posted it. Jelly! You two have fun :),Hopefully in the next few minutes!!!
36829,As I read this message it's been 2 hours you posted it. Jelly! You two have fun :),Hopefully in the next few minutes!!!,Yay!
36830,My husband gets home today!!!!,T minus 2 hours and 15 minutes until he walks in the door :),It's 45 minutes after the deadline. I'm assuming OP is getting fucked hard at this very moment.
36831,T minus 2 hours and 15 minutes until he walks in the door :),It's 45 minutes after the deadline. I'm assuming OP is getting fucked hard at this very moment.,"Lol

No energy for the hard part of that statement LOL"
36832,My husband gets home today!!!!,You should cheat on him with me ;),What's with these comments?
36833,You should cheat on him with me ;),What's with these comments?,they're funny
36834,My husband gets home today!!!!,"Why are you so in love with your husband? Be honest, and where can I find a girl like you?",Yo man this comes off as kinda creepy 
36835,"Why are you so in love with your husband? Be honest, and where can I find a girl like you?",Yo man this comes off as kinda creepy ,It's not like I'm gonna peel her skin off and use it as underwear
36836,Do you think of Stories before going to sleep?,Are the stories with real life people?,"No , they're all fictional"
36837,Are the stories with real life people?,"No , they're all fictional",Tell me a good story.:)
36838,"No , they're all fictional",Tell me a good story.:),"sorry , I'm not good at storytelling :c"
36839,Tell me a good story.:),"sorry , I'm not good at storytelling :c",Story of your life?:))
36840,"sorry , I'm not good at storytelling :c",Story of your life?:)),The story of my life is basically doing stuff for others and not for myself lol
36841,Story of your life?:)),The story of my life is basically doing stuff for others and not for myself lol,What would you like to do for yourself that you haven’t done yet?:)
36842,The story of my life is basically doing stuff for others and not for myself lol,What would you like to do for yourself that you haven’t done yet?:),I'd like to travel abroad and have a place of my own
36843,What would you like to do for yourself that you haven’t done yet?:),I'd like to travel abroad and have a place of my own,Would you like to live abroad as well?:)
36844,I'd like to travel abroad and have a place of my own,Would you like to live abroad as well?:),"Maybe , My country is a hell hole but i still like it and I would miss it"
36845,Would you like to live abroad as well?:),"Maybe , My country is a hell hole but i still like it and I would miss it",What is the country?
36846,Does anyone else feel like they have an unusually high sensitivity to music?,We should be like best friends. I feel the exact same way about it. ,Come over and we'll hang out and listen to music. :D
36847,We should be like best friends. I feel the exact same way about it. ,Come over and we'll hang out and listen to music. :D,Where you at ? I think it’ll be easier to Skype hahaha
36848,We should be like best friends. I feel the exact same way about it. ,Come over and we'll hang out and listen to music. :D,Can I come over and listen to music too? c:
36849,Does anyone else feel like they have an unusually high sensitivity to music?,"Yes, but I have given up attempting to share.","Don't give up friend, you'll find someone to share with!"
36850,"Yes, but I have given up attempting to share.","Don't give up friend, you'll find someone to share with!",There's literally dozens of us!
36851,"Yes, but I have given up attempting to share.","Don't give up friend, you'll find someone to share with!","Not enough time left in the day to see people to share music with, sadly :["
36852,Does anyone absolutely hate the fats/skin in meat?,"I’m with a you on the fats, I do like chicken skin though, I don’t know why.",I’d imagine it’s cuz it usually contains the most spices?
36853,"I’m with a you on the fats, I do like chicken skin though, I don’t know why.",I’d imagine it’s cuz it usually contains the most spices?,"That probably, and fat improves flavor"
36854,Does anyone absolutely hate the fats/skin in meat?,"I freaking love skin of my stuff, especially chicken skin. ",but only when its fried or roasted ya? 
36855,"I freaking love skin of my stuff, especially chicken skin. ",but only when its fried or roasted ya? ,"No I like to eat it off the animal. Live. 

"
36856,but only when its fried or roasted ya? ,"No I like to eat it off the animal. Live. 

",Savage.
36857,"Hey, How's it going?","Tired, diabetic, and somewhat moody. I might play Pokémon Heart Gold, but probably not.","Ouch, Pokemon sounds fun, I used to play it back at soul silver on the DS"
36858,"Tired, diabetic, and somewhat moody. I might play Pokémon Heart Gold, but probably not.","Ouch, Pokemon sounds fun, I used to play it back at soul silver on the DS","I started a week or two ago, I'm not very far."
36859,I got my prosthetics today!!,Yay! Glad for your speedy recovery and non-stop grinning!,Thanks so much!! It's been such a great day!! :) 
36860,Yay! Glad for your speedy recovery and non-stop grinning!,Thanks so much!! It's been such a great day!! :) ,BEST POST EVER! I’m so happy for you and wish you continued speedy healing!! 
36861,How did you kick life's ass today?,I woke up 🌑,I mean... did you get out of bed? Waking up is the easy part :)
36862,I woke up 🌑,I mean... did you get out of bed? Waking up is the easy part :),Not for everyone 🌚
36863,I just realized how far through the summer we are,Don’t remind me,Sorry.
36864,Don’t remind me,Sorry.,It’s all good. Hey do you want to see something that was so beautiful it made me cry?
36865,Sorry.,It’s all good. Hey do you want to see something that was so beautiful it made me cry?,Sure.
36866,I just realized how far through the summer we are,"And for some reason, my school starts Aug 11!!! Whyyyyyyyy","Oh yikes, that's bad."
36867,"And for some reason, my school starts Aug 11!!! Whyyyyyyyy","Oh yikes, that's bad.",Oh yeah for sure
36868,I just realized how far through the summer we are,School starts in a week and 6 days :( I'm excited and not,"Oh gosh, I'm sorry. That's way too close."
36869,School starts in a week and 6 days :( I'm excited and not,"Oh gosh, I'm sorry. That's way too close.",I'm not ready for high school haha
36870,"Oh gosh, I'm sorry. That's way too close.",I'm not ready for high school haha,"Sure ya are, good luck friend! Just don’t forget to bring beans..."
36871,Can we just casually talk about being sad?,"I think about how i let my youth, my prime, get past without enjoying freedom and life",I'm sorry you feel that way. Why is that?
36872,"I think about how i let my youth, my prime, get past without enjoying freedom and life",I'm sorry you feel that way. Why is that?,Many of us squander our youth without even realizing it.
36873,I liked how I looked when I left my apartment this morning.,Good hair day. ,When it just falls perfectly into place.
36874,Good hair day. ,When it just falls perfectly into place.,More like when it doesn’t frizz out and make me look insane :D
36875,"Ended up going to the hospital for what I thought could be a heart attack, turned out was just constipation. Don't judge me lol.",I take it you don’t live in USA?,"I don't, what made you say that though? "
36876,I take it you don’t live in USA?,"I don't, what made you say that though? ",You didn’t pause to think if you could afford it. Which is a good thing. 
36877,What are you looking forward to this week?,"I hope to finish one of my acdemic projects, it's just a simple database related website.",Nice! What are you studying? 
36878,"I hope to finish one of my acdemic projects, it's just a simple database related website.",Nice! What are you studying? ,Computer science and engineering :D are you a CS undergrad too?
36879,What are you looking forward to this week?,Finally applying for jobs after graduating. Hoping to land something soon! ,Exciting for sure! What kind of work are you looking for? 
36880,Finally applying for jobs after graduating. Hoping to land something soon! ,Exciting for sure! What kind of work are you looking for? ,Something in the manufacturing field. I hope to work with quality assurance.  
36881,What are you looking forward to this week?,"I’m gonna be honest, I’m already looking forward to breakfast tomorrow. ","Breakfast is the best meal! But any specific reason why? lol
"
36882,"I’m gonna be honest, I’m already looking forward to breakfast tomorrow. ","Breakfast is the best meal! But any specific reason why? lol
",I just love breakfast 🤷🏼‍♀️
36883,Who likes the Beatles?,What do you think is their most underrated song?,"For me, it'd have to be either ""Don't Let Me Down"" or ""Oh! Darling."""
36884,What do you think is their most underrated song?,"For me, it'd have to be either ""Don't Let Me Down"" or ""Oh! Darling.""",“Oh! Darling” is absolutely wonderful 
36885,"For me, it'd have to be either ""Don't Let Me Down"" or ""Oh! Darling.""",“Oh! Darling” is absolutely wonderful ,"I also like ""Sun King."" But honestly, I like everything the Beatles did. "
36886,“Oh! Darling” is absolutely wonderful ,"I also like ""Sun King."" But honestly, I like everything the Beatles did. ",“Sun King” is so meditative. I love it!
36887,"I also like ""Sun King."" But honestly, I like everything the Beatles did. ",“Sun King” is so meditative. I love it!,That song sounds a lot like something the Doors would've recorded. 
36888,“Sun King” is so meditative. I love it!,That song sounds a lot like something the Doors would've recorded. ,Definitely 
36889,Who likes the Beatles?,I’m curious to know people’s favorite Beatles in order?,"1) They're

2) All

3) Great

4) Ringo"
36890,I’m curious to know people’s favorite Beatles in order?,"1) They're

2) All

3) Great

4) Ringo",Haha great answer! XD
36891,Who likes the Beatles?,[removed],[removed]
36892,What is your favorite movie?,Ant man and the wasp.,"Sadly, it didn't come to our cinemas yet."
36893,Ant man and the wasp.,"Sadly, it didn't come to our cinemas yet.",You could always pirate it.
36894,"Sadly, it didn't come to our cinemas yet.",You could always pirate it.,"I like watching it in cinema with my friends. Feels different, if you know what I mean."
36895,What is your favorite movie?,Stanley Kubrick's The Shining is my number one favorite movie of all tine.  Incredible film.,"I heard about that one, but still haven't seen it."
36896,Stanley Kubrick's The Shining is my number one favorite movie of all tine.  Incredible film.,"I heard about that one, but still haven't seen it.","HEARD of it??? Dude, sit down and watch it."
36897,"I heard about that one, but still haven't seen it.","HEARD of it??? Dude, sit down and watch it.","Man I have a whole list of classics I need to watch, AND MAN IS IT HUGE."
36898,"HEARD of it??? Dude, sit down and watch it.","Man I have a whole list of classics I need to watch, AND MAN IS IT HUGE.",The Shining needs to be first.
36899,"Man I have a whole list of classics I need to watch, AND MAN IS IT HUGE.",The Shining needs to be first.,"Thank you, consider it done."
36900,The Shining needs to be first.,"Thank you, consider it done.","Good!  You will thank me later.  

Oh, it's nothing like Oceans 11."
36901,"Thank you, consider it done.","Good!  You will thank me later.  

Oh, it's nothing like Oceans 11.","I know, I really like watching different genres."
36902,What is your favorite movie?,Predator.,Didn't really think it's someone's favorite movie. 
36903,Predator.,Didn't really think it's someone's favorite movie. ,It's mine.
36904,Didn't really think it's someone's favorite movie. ,It's mine.,There everyone being first in something. Just kidding of course.
36905,It's mine.,There everyone being first in something. Just kidding of course.,I know. I have seen it a lot. A lot.
36906,There everyone being first in something. Just kidding of course.,I know. I have seen it a lot. A lot.,Ahahaha i believe you. Just like I watched The Mummy over 50 times probably.
36907,I know. I have seen it a lot. A lot.,Ahahaha i believe you. Just like I watched The Mummy over 50 times probably.,Is that your favourite?
36908,Ahahaha i believe you. Just like I watched The Mummy over 50 times probably.,Is that your favourite?,It was a long time ago for sure.
36909,Is that your favourite?,It was a long time ago for sure.,Damn fine movie. Very enjoyable.
36910,What is your favorite movie?,"It's called ""I Origins"". This movie changed my life a little bit.",I heard of that one.
36911,"It's called ""I Origins"". This movie changed my life a little bit.",I heard of that one.,"You should check it some time, you may like it."
36912,I heard of that one.,"You should check it some time, you may like it.",I hope I will.
36913,What is your favorite movie?,"If I had to pick, Forrest Gump",Is it weird that I cryied while watching it?
36914,"If I had to pick, Forrest Gump",Is it weird that I cryied while watching it?,Not at all
36915,"Let's talk about something, literally anything, please I'm horrifically bored",I'm a girl. Now give me your number.,[removed]
36916,I'm a girl. Now give me your number.,[removed],"Do not post personal information here, or anywhere on reddit really. This is quite dangerous."
36917,[removed],"Do not post personal information here, or anywhere on reddit really. This is quite dangerous.",Lmao its a papa johns
36918,monday funday of 5 q's day!,"1: ya

2: all

3: ya

4:I hope 

5: yes",short. answers. 
36919,"1: ya

2: all

3: ya

4:I hope 

5: yes",short. answers. ,I’m tired. 
36920,short. answers. ,I’m tired. ,:// aw poor boo! why? long weekend?
36921,I’m tired. ,:// aw poor boo! why? long weekend?,Yes but mainly because I slept like shit last night. 
36922,:// aw poor boo! why? long weekend?,Yes but mainly because I slept like shit last night. ,late? or just didn't sleep well?
36923,Yes but mainly because I slept like shit last night. ,late? or just didn't sleep well?,Tossed and turned for hours. 
36924,late? or just didn't sleep well?,Tossed and turned for hours. ,aw shucks- stressed about something?
36925,"I'm about to turn 60, and I still feel like I did at 25",My only question is.. Do you still jerk off like you were 25?,"I'm 52m, at least twice a day..."
36926,My only question is.. Do you still jerk off like you were 25?,"I'm 52m, at least twice a day...",This is promising.
36927,"I'm about to turn 60, and I still feel like I did at 25",Mostly boobs because the other end doesn't work too well ,Bob?
36928,Mostly boobs because the other end doesn't work too well ,Bob?,Stan
36929,"I'm about to turn 60, and I still feel like I did at 25",You don’t seem sixty by your post history,I don't know what to say to that. Definitely 60 on August 11
36930,You don’t seem sixty by your post history,I don't know what to say to that. Definitely 60 on August 11,"Yeah just your post didn’t look like you are 60
If you are you are the COOLEST 69 year old ever"
36931,"I'm about to turn 60, and I still feel like I did at 25",About to turn 60 as well!,August 11th here
36932,About to turn 60 as well!,August 11th here,No way!  August 11th here too. 8:00 am!  
36933,August 11th here,No way!  August 11th here too. 8:00 am!  ,"WAY! 11:15 a.m.!

Practically twins!"
36934,No way!  August 11th here too. 8:00 am!  ,"WAY! 11:15 a.m.!

Practically twins!",Lol!
36935,Do you want to talk?,Do you play games?,"Video games, yes.  I'm particularly into Divinity: Original Sin 2 right now."
36936,Do you play games?,"Video games, yes.  I'm particularly into Divinity: Original Sin 2 right now.",I don’t know if them. Are they for pc
36937,Do you want to talk?,Do ya lift bruh?,I really should.
36938,Do ya lift bruh?,I really should.,What's the story behind your name then?
36939,Do you want to talk?,I have too much to talk about are you sure your up for listening? ,I'm all ears.
36940,I have too much to talk about are you sure your up for listening? ,I'm all ears.,Awesome then after work I will pm can use some advice on my card magic routine 
36941,I'm all ears.,Awesome then after work I will pm can use some advice on my card magic routine ,Talk to you later then.
36942,Do you want to talk?,What part of the world are you from?,"I was born in the United States.  My parents are from Vietnam, though, if that's what you mean."
36943,What part of the world are you from?,"I was born in the United States.  My parents are from Vietnam, though, if that's what you mean.","Oh yeah that’s pretty interesting, I’m from Australia, do you get to visit Vietnam often?"
36944,"I was born in the United States.  My parents are from Vietnam, though, if that's what you mean.","Oh yeah that’s pretty interesting, I’m from Australia, do you get to visit Vietnam often?","I've never visited, actually, but I'd really love to.  I'd love to go with my parents someday."
36945,"Oh yeah that’s pretty interesting, I’m from Australia, do you get to visit Vietnam often?","I've never visited, actually, but I'd really love to.  I'd love to go with my parents someday.","Yeah that would be really cool, I’ve heard it’s beautiful there, how was your day today? "
36946,Do you want to talk?,Is Natty short for Natalya?,"Nope.  Kind of close, but not really."
36947,Is Natty short for Natalya?,"Nope.  Kind of close, but not really.",Always liked the name Natalya. It sounds vaguely exotic to me.
36948,"Nope.  Kind of close, but not really.",Always liked the name Natalya. It sounds vaguely exotic to me.,It does sound like a nice name.
36949,Always liked the name Natalya. It sounds vaguely exotic to me.,It does sound like a nice name.,"So, what's your deal?"
36950,It does sound like a nice name.,"So, what's your deal?","70/30, take it or leave it."
36951,"So, what's your deal?","70/30, take it or leave it.",Very quick. You are clever. You know what I mean. What are you about? What makes you tick?
36952,Do you want to talk?,sup bicth,go away
36953,sup bicth,go away,bad sister im telling mom and dad
36954,Looking for a Reddit friend,Hello!,Hey.
36955,Hello!,Hey.,"What would you like to talk about, anything you have in mind? :)"
36956,Looking for a Reddit friend,What’re you interested in? ,"Soccer, philosophy, anime and video games."
36957,What’re you interested in? ,"Soccer, philosophy, anime and video games.","What is soccer? is soccer anime? is life a video game? philsophy, my friend. philosophy..."
36958,Looking for a Reddit friend,Hey! How old are you?,"17, you?"
36959,Hey! How old are you?,"17, you?",16 M. What’s your SSN? (Totally joking. lol)  What kind of music you in to?
36960,Looking for a Reddit friend,Hello there ,"'sup, sorry for the late response. Reddit on mobile didn't notify me of anything."
36961,Hello there ,"'sup, sorry for the late response. Reddit on mobile didn't notify me of anything.",Oh hey are you looking forward to anything this summer? 
36962,"'sup, sorry for the late response. Reddit on mobile didn't notify me of anything.",Oh hey are you looking forward to anything this summer? ,"Nah, World Cup's over. You?"
36963,Looking for a Reddit friend,I’d love to be your friend!,:) What should we talk about?
36964,I’d love to be your friend!,:) What should we talk about?,You have any hobbies/interests?
36965,:) What should we talk about?,You have any hobbies/interests?,"Soccer, anime, and video games."
36966,You have any hobbies/interests?,"Soccer, anime, and video games.",ah. i don’t play sports but i’m into video games and saxophone. do you have a favorite game?
36967,"Soccer, anime, and video games.",ah. i don’t play sports but i’m into video games and saxophone. do you have a favorite game?,It's very difficult to pick a favorite game. I like Super Smash Bros a lot.
36968,ah. i don’t play sports but i’m into video games and saxophone. do you have a favorite game?,It's very difficult to pick a favorite game. I like Super Smash Bros a lot.,"Nice, I played Smash 4 for about a year and a half. I played Pikachu. Who did you main?"
36969,Looking for a Reddit friend,"fort bliss texas, whats up?!",What are you doing rn?
36970,"fort bliss texas, whats up?!",What are you doing rn?,"watching shit on the internet. feeling shitty. wbu
"
36971,"Reading my first Stephen King novel, Misery. What are you guys reading?","I'm beta reading my friend's 4th book. 

Well...supposed to be. I took a Reddit break. ",How’s their book lookin so far? And how much you got left? 
36972,"I'm beta reading my friend's 4th book. 

Well...supposed to be. I took a Reddit break. ",How’s their book lookin so far? And how much you got left? ,I'm about halfway through. Not as good as the last one :/
36973,"Reading my first Stephen King novel, Misery. What are you guys reading?",city of mirrors. Last book in a trilogy i started awhile ago.,"Ooooo, how are you liking it so far? "
36974,city of mirrors. Last book in a trilogy i started awhile ago.,"Ooooo, how are you liking it so far? ",Pretty good but I just started it. 
36975,I’ve been sober for a month now and I’m so proud of myself. No one in my life knows about it because no one knew I had a problem in the first place.,I still haven't gotten a full on errection due to The sadness from my recent breakup ,"I’m sorry for what your going through, it totally sucks. But your comment made me laugh. "
36976,I still haven't gotten a full on errection due to The sadness from my recent breakup ,"I’m sorry for what your going through, it totally sucks. But your comment made me laugh. ",Same
36977,I’ve been sober for a month now and I’m so proud of myself. No one in my life knows about it because no one knew I had a problem in the first place.,Alcohol?,Any and all uppers short of meth
36978,Alcohol?,Any and all uppers short of meth,Damn those are tricky. Keep it up! 
36979,I’ve been sober for a month now and I’m so proud of myself. No one in my life knows about it because no one knew I had a problem in the first place.,Real g’s move in silence like lasagna. Congrats! ,"People say I’m borderline crazy, sorta kinda"
36980,Real g’s move in silence like lasagna. Congrats! ,"People say I’m borderline crazy, sorta kinda","Woman of my dreams, I don't sleep, so I can't find her."
36981,I’ve been sober for a month now and I’m so proud of myself. No one in my life knows about it because no one knew I had a problem in the first place.,700th upvote 🙋🏻‍♂️,😀! I wasn’t expecting this to get that much attention
36982,700th upvote 🙋🏻‍♂️,😀! I wasn’t expecting this to get that much attention,"Well it did, congratulations!"
36983,"How’s life going, let’s talk",I’m just reading some stuff and listening to music rn. Life is pretty good ,Good to hear! Whats going on in your life?
36984,I’m just reading some stuff and listening to music rn. Life is pretty good ,Good to hear! Whats going on in your life?,I’m starting college in a couple of weeks! 
36985,Good to hear! Whats going on in your life?,I’m starting college in a couple of weeks! ,Cool! Im happy for you... itll be hard... but the parties are worth it 
36986,I’m starting college in a couple of weeks! ,Cool! Im happy for you... itll be hard... but the parties are worth it ,Yeah I’m looking forward to the whole experience 
36987,Cool! Im happy for you... itll be hard... but the parties are worth it ,Yeah I’m looking forward to the whole experience ,Yeah! You defently should
36988,"How’s life going, let’s talk",Still alive.,What’s goin on in your life?
36989,Still alive.,What’s goin on in your life?,"I'm stuck in this unending wheel of bad luck, maybe?

"
36990,What are some movies that made you cry?,I am legend,We know but what's the name of the movie?
36991,I am legend,We know but what's the name of the movie?,May the old gods smile upon you. 
36992,What are some movies that made you cry?,"The movie inside out made me cry, which is why I hate it.",I will admit it almost got to me when I first saw it. Some parts of it hit close to home. 
36993,"The movie inside out made me cry, which is why I hate it.",I will admit it almost got to me when I first saw it. Some parts of it hit close to home. ,"Yep, Disney knows how to mess with your emotions."
36994,I will admit it almost got to me when I first saw it. Some parts of it hit close to home. ,"Yep, Disney knows how to mess with your emotions.",Completely agree. 
36995,"I got a job! My first out of college in office job! I'm moving a thousand miles in a week, and am apartment hunting right now. I couldn't be more excited and just wanted to share it!",do NOT get in any involved with office drama,Good call I'm down with that 
36996,do NOT get in any involved with office drama,Good call I'm down with that ,you'll do great then have a good time man
36997,English is moving towards Finnish spelling,The finns are taking over. Btace yourselves,Our rule will be wise but joyless
36998,The finns are taking over. Btace yourselves,Our rule will be wise but joyless,And will ensure adequate personal space at all times.
36999,Our rule will be wise but joyless,And will ensure adequate personal space at all times.,100m Personal space is a human right!
37000,The finns are taking over. Btace yourselves,Our rule will be wise but joyless,*Joiliss*
37001,Our rule will be wise but joyless,*Joiliss*,Well done mai boi
37002,The finns are taking over. Btace yourselves,Our rule will be wise but joyless,... and sweaty
37003,English is moving towards Finnish spelling,"Hate to be that guy, but Latin (real, non-anglicized) did it first. ",Not a competition :)
37004,"Hate to be that guy, but Latin (real, non-anglicized) did it first. ",Not a competition :),"But if it was, you’d be at the Finnish line first :)"
37005,"Today is my birthday, and I wanted to actually post something instead of my regular lurking",Happy birthday!! Today is also my bday. Hitting 30 🙀,"Mine, too! I'm 33."
37006,Happy birthday!! Today is also my bday. Hitting 30 🙀,"Mine, too! I'm 33.",Happy birthday! 
37007,"Today is my birthday, and I wanted to actually post something instead of my regular lurking",HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAY!,Thank you!
37008,HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAY!,Thank you!,You are so welcome! I hope your day is fantastic. 
37009,"Does anyone else enjoy particularly fat, round birds?",Omg I love fat birds,Yes!!! They’re the best. What are your favorite??
37010,Omg I love fat birds,Yes!!! They’re the best. What are your favorite??,I love cardinals. They remind me of my grandma.
37011,"Does anyone else enjoy particularly fat, round birds?",I wanna put a fat bird inside my sweater now.,Do it! Haha.
37012,I wanna put a fat bird inside my sweater now.,Do it! Haha.,"Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for the laughs bud. Hope you post more like these.."
37013,"Does anyone else enjoy particularly fat, round birds?","I seriously need clarification:

Birds - women, or

Birds - the animal","Birds... women? I am confused, haha. 

The animal. Like ducks. Haha. "
37014,"I seriously need clarification:

Birds - women, or

Birds - the animal","Birds... women? I am confused, haha. 

The animal. Like ducks. Haha. ","""Bird"" is British slang for ""young woman,"" as in ""hey, check out that hot bird!"""
37015,"Birds... women? I am confused, haha. 

The animal. Like ducks. Haha. ","""Bird"" is British slang for ""young woman,"" as in ""hey, check out that hot bird!""","I... am now understanding that. Haha. I edited my original post.

I had no idea! Haha. "
37016,"Birds... women? I am confused, haha. 

The animal. Like ducks. Haha. ","""Bird"" is British slang for ""young woman,"" as in ""hey, check out that hot bird!""","\*tweet tweet*

Hey, Patrick! I didn't know you spoke bird!

-Nah, that was Italian"
37017,whats the story behind your username?,I have hands.,"couldn't have given it just a few more minutes, could ya?"
37018,I have hands.,"couldn't have given it just a few more minutes, could ya?",Nope! :P
37019,whats the story behind your username?,when someone asks who’s robin dabank i can say i am just thought it was hilarious at the time ,has anyone actually ever asked that?
37020,when someone asks who’s robin dabank i can say i am just thought it was hilarious at the time ,has anyone actually ever asked that?,not yet 
37021,whats the story behind your username?,Try to guess,bob ross impersonator
37022,Try to guess,bob ross impersonator,Pretty accurate
37023,Just recently got glasses and am studying with them for the first time and holy shit I can actually see.,"If you're a dude - DON'T LOOK DOWN WHILE PEEING!

Most guys with glasses learn the hard way...",Cuz?
37024,"If you're a dude - DON'T LOOK DOWN WHILE PEEING!

Most guys with glasses learn the hard way...",Cuz?,"I'm not your cousin...

If you're asking why, then because gravity."
37025,Cuz?,"I'm not your cousin...

If you're asking why, then because gravity.",Cuz = because..
37026,"I'm not your cousin...

If you're asking why, then because gravity.",Cuz = because..,"No, it doesn't."
37027,Just recently got glasses and am studying with them for the first time and holy shit I can actually see.,"If you're a dude - DON'T LOOK DOWN WHILE PEEING!

Most guys with glasses learn the hard way...",*Only applies if you frame is not fitted to your ear or you got a really unpractical frame
37028,"If you're a dude - DON'T LOOK DOWN WHILE PEEING!

Most guys with glasses learn the hard way...",*Only applies if you frame is not fitted to your ear or you got a really unpractical frame,"Not true. Glasses slip - even the best fitted, lightest and tightest."
37029,*Only applies if you frame is not fitted to your ear or you got a really unpractical frame,"Not true. Glasses slip - even the best fitted, lightest and tightest.",Can't say I've ever had that
37030,"Not true. Glasses slip - even the best fitted, lightest and tightest.",Can't say I've ever had that,You've never haed to push your glasses up your nose?
37031,Can't say I've ever had that,You've never haed to push your glasses up your nose?,If I'm shaking my head like a lunatic maybe bit they hold pretty well to be honest
37032,Just recently got glasses and am studying with them for the first time and holy shit I can actually see.,This is awesome! Gotta play “ I Can See Clearly Now” by Johnny Nash,"Never heard of it, probably to young but I'll listen to it right now lol."
37033,This is awesome! Gotta play “ I Can See Clearly Now” by Johnny Nash,"Never heard of it, probably to young but I'll listen to it right now lol.","Damn I’m only 22, making me feel like an old man. "
37034,"Never heard of it, probably to young but I'll listen to it right now lol.","Damn I’m only 22, making me feel like an old man. ",Sorry :(
37035,I don’t let my food delivery people know that they meet me.,Sounds smart tbh. Never thought of it like that :),It’s more to simplify interactions in a way that best avoids any social awkwardness.
37036,Sounds smart tbh. Never thought of it like that :),It’s more to simplify interactions in a way that best avoids any social awkwardness.,Yea. I got you! :)
37037,I don’t let my food delivery people know that they meet me.,Kind of weird but ok,Weird flex but okay.
37038,Kind of weird but ok,Weird flex but okay.,"Not a flex, just an opinion. Weird that you're so sensitive about it, but okay."
37039,Weird flex but okay.,"Not a flex, just an opinion. Weird that you're so sensitive about it, but okay.",Haha believe me I know it’s weird.
37040,I don’t let my food delivery people know that they meet me.,My office is a block away from where I usually get mine to deliver.,"Oh that’s nice, almost a shame to pay the delivery fee though."
37041,My office is a block away from where I usually get mine to deliver.,"Oh that’s nice, almost a shame to pay the delivery fee though.",Nah more secure and also people don't know its me specifically.
37042,11 months sober from alcohol and weed,Nice work! That’s such a great accomplishment. You should be proud of yourself! ,"Thank you a lot! I really miss sweet tea, though 😭"
37043,Nice work! That’s such a great accomplishment. You should be proud of yourself! ,"Thank you a lot! I really miss sweet tea, though 😭","I have a soda and Red Bull Addiction I need to break... and weed, but that's another story. "
37044,11 months sober from alcohol and weed,Not even milk? ,Never heard of it.
37045,Not even milk? ,Never heard of it.,What the fuck.
37046,11 months sober from alcohol and weed,"Nice. 19 years here, keep it up. ",Holy cow! That's very impressive. God job :)
37047,"Nice. 19 years here, keep it up. ",Holy cow! That's very impressive. God job :),one day at a time 
37048,11 months sober from alcohol and weed,Hey good job! I’m glad I will never put myself through something like that.,Thank you! I hope your last piece of pie on this Thanksgiving was super tasty :)
37049,Hey good job! I’m glad I will never put myself through something like that.,Thank you! I hope your last piece of pie on this Thanksgiving was super tasty :),"It was delicious! Apple pie, my favorite."
37050,11 months sober from alcohol and weed,Dope,You're rad
37051,Dope,You're rad,You too :) 💯
37052,11 months sober from alcohol and weed,why tho,I was bored and grew out of it.
37053,why tho,I was bored and grew out of it.,Dang how tall are you now
37054,What's something you absolutely 100% know you can't be wrong about?,I'm always right when arguing with friends. Always. ,Was there ever a time you knew you were wrong but managed to squeak out a win anyway?
37055,I'm always right when arguing with friends. Always. ,Was there ever a time you knew you were wrong but managed to squeak out a win anyway?,nah. I get called out pretty easily when I am wrong. My friends know their stuff sometimes. 
37056,Was there ever a time you knew you were wrong but managed to squeak out a win anyway?,nah. I get called out pretty easily when I am wrong. My friends know their stuff sometimes. ,Real friends are the people willing to do just that.  
37057,Moving away from the US has been the biggest mistake I ever made.,Just Move to Russia.,Vodka sounds like voda. I'd probably get sent to the gulags after 5 minutes in the country. 
37058,Just Move to Russia.,Vodka sounds like voda. I'd probably get sent to the gulags after 5 minutes in the country. ,"Hmm, then I suggest Australia, China or Japan. "
37059,Vodka sounds like voda. I'd probably get sent to the gulags after 5 minutes in the country. ,"Hmm, then I suggest Australia, China or Japan. ","Expensive, possibly, super expensive. "
37060,"Hmm, then I suggest Australia, China or Japan. ","Expensive, possibly, super expensive. ",Then I would say America but different state. 
37061,"Expensive, possibly, super expensive. ",Then I would say America but different state. ,I wish I would've thought this way a few months ago. 
37062,"Hmm, then I suggest Australia, China or Japan. ","Expensive, possibly, super expensive. ",I thought Finland was really expensive.  
37063,"Expensive, possibly, super expensive. ",I thought Finland was really expensive.  ,It is. It's uber expensive... the only way I'm surviving now is through family. 
37064,"Does anyone else remember when this sub was pretty small, and all the posts were just, “how was you’re day?”",Well what do you think about it?,About it now? I still enjoy it
37065,Well what do you think about it?,About it now? I still enjoy it,"Tbh I never used it, how was it when it first born?"
37066,"Does anyone else remember when this sub was pretty small, and all the posts were just, “how was you’re day?”","""your fuck""? My fuck? What about my fuck?",Well...how’s it doing? 
37067,"""your fuck""? My fuck? What about my fuck?",Well...how’s it doing? ,My fuck is ok
37068,Well...how’s it doing? ,My fuck is ok,This guy fucks... wholesomely.
37069,My fuck is ok,This guy fucks... wholesomely.,I’ll fuck you... consensually.
37070,This guy fucks... wholesomely.,I’ll fuck you... consensually.,Thank you... I guess. 
37071,I’ll fuck you... consensually.,Thank you... I guess. ,You're welcome.
37072,Thank you... I guess. ,You're welcome.,"No, that's /u/oldspicehorse."
37073,You're welcome.,"No, that's /u/oldspicehorse.",No u
37074,You're welcome.,"No, that's /u/oldspicehorse.","Thanks, dad."
37075,"No, that's /u/oldspicehorse.","Thanks, dad.",S-Son?
37076,This guy fucks... wholesomely.,I’ll fuck you... consensually.,Fuck... I’ll consensually you
37077,I’ll fuck you... consensually.,Fuck... I’ll consensually you,"You, Ill consensually fuck"
37078,Fuck... I’ll consensually you,"You, Ill consensually fuck","You fuck, I’ll consensually"
37079,"You, Ill consensually fuck","You fuck, I’ll consensually","You, I’ll consensually fuck"
37080,"You, Ill consensually fuck","You fuck, I’ll consensually","Consensually, I’ll fuck you"
37081,"You fuck, I’ll consensually","Consensually, I’ll fuck you",#consensuallytoo
37082,This guy fucks... wholesomely.,I’ll fuck you... consensually.,This guy fucks
37083,This guy fucks... wholesomely.,I’ll fuck you... consensually.,"You don't always have to fuck her hard. In fact, sometimes, that's not right to do"
37084,This guy fucks... wholesomely.,I’ll fuck you... consensually.,/r/mildlywholesome
37085,My fuck is ok,This guy fucks... wholesomely.,Whole wheat fucks?
37086,This guy fucks... wholesomely.,Whole wheat fucks?,With gluten-free condoms.
37087,"""your fuck""? My fuck? What about my fuck?",Well...how’s it doing? ,My fuck good girl
37088,"Does anyone else remember when this sub was pretty small, and all the posts were just, “how was you’re day?”","""your fuck""? My fuck? What about my fuck?",Are you doing your fuck properly?
37089,"""your fuck""? My fuck? What about my fuck?",Are you doing your fuck properly?,"Would you describe it as ""Monster""?"
37090,"""your fuck""? My fuck? What about my fuck?",Are you doing your fuck properly?,"I'm trying as hard as I can, but it still feels like I'm getting part of it wrong."
37091,"Does anyone else remember when this sub was pretty small, and all the posts were just, “how was you’re day?”","""your fuck""? My fuck? What about my fuck?","""What about *my* water buffalo?"""
37092,"""your fuck""? My fuck? What about my fuck?","""What about *my* water buffalo?""",I prefer the baby kangaroo 
37093,"""What about *my* water buffalo?""",I prefer the baby kangaroo ,But who gets the pink one and who gets the blue one?
37094,"Does anyone else remember when this sub was pretty small, and all the posts were just, “how was you’re day?”","""your fuck""? My fuck? What about my fuck?",OP only gives a fuck about their fuck. 
37095,"""your fuck""? My fuck? What about my fuck?",OP only gives a fuck about their fuck. ,fuck.
37096,"Does anyone else remember when this sub was pretty small, and all the posts were just, “how was you’re day?”","""your fuck""? My fuck? What about my fuck?",No no no you *are* fuck. 
37097,"""your fuck""? My fuck? What about my fuck?",No no no you *are* fuck. ,Hi fuck I’m dad
37098,"Does anyone else remember when this sub was pretty small, and all the posts were just, “how was you’re day?”",“Your” ,Read the first line of post dude 
37099,“Your” ,Read the first line of post dude ,"""fuck"""
37100,"I feel comfortable saying I speak French, a year and a half since I started studying it!",That’s amazing! Learning a language is quite the achievement. ,Thank you! It's definitely the thing that makes me feel most accomplished. It's just so cool! 
37101,That’s amazing! Learning a language is quite the achievement. ,Thank you! It's definitely the thing that makes me feel most accomplished. It's just so cool! ,No problem! 
37102,"I feel comfortable saying I speak French, a year and a half since I started studying it!","It's such a pain in the ass, especially it's conjugation ",You can say that again...
37103,"It's such a pain in the ass, especially it's conjugation ",You can say that again...,What do you mean?
37104,You can say that again...,What do you mean?,It's an expression to indicate I agree with what you said :) 
37105,What do you mean?,It's an expression to indicate I agree with what you said :) ,Huh!..It's an odd one :)
37106,"I feel comfortable saying I speak French, a year and a half since I started studying it!",What are some resources you would reccomend? ,Hey! I just updated my post to mention some resources :)
37107,What are some resources you would reccomend? ,Hey! I just updated my post to mention some resources :),Thank you
37108,"I feel comfortable saying I speak French, a year and a half since I started studying it!","En tant que français natif, je te souhaite la bienvenue dans notre cercle VIP 😊",Haha merci 😊
37109,"En tant que français natif, je te souhaite la bienvenue dans notre cercle VIP 😊",Haha merci 😊,"Next step, a little trip in France I suppose ?  🤔"
37110,Haha merci 😊,"Next step, a little trip in France I suppose ?  🤔",Yes! I'm planning on going next year to live there for a month :D
37111,"I feel comfortable saying I speak French, a year and a half since I started studying it!","&gt; I sort of platoued 

Awkward!!!
",yeah... I blanked out and forgot how to spell that :P
37112,"&gt; I sort of platoued 

Awkward!!!
",yeah... I blanked out and forgot how to spell that :P,No biggie man! You’re doing really well!
37113,yeah... I blanked out and forgot how to spell that :P,No biggie man! You’re doing really well!,"Not a man, but thanks :P"
37114,"I feel comfortable saying I speak French, a year and a half since I started studying it!", No hablo francés aunque sí sé un poco de español. ,"Genial! :)

Donde aprendiste español? "
37115, No hablo francés aunque sí sé un poco de español. ,"Genial! :)

Donde aprendiste español? ",En clase español.
37116,Anyone up for a chat?,Hi. I just got a puppy if you wanna talk about that. ,Oooh how exciting! What breed?
37117,Hi. I just got a puppy if you wanna talk about that. ,Oooh how exciting! What breed?,"Border Collie
"
37118,Oooh how exciting! What breed?,"Border Collie
",That's a nice breed. I have whippets :)
37119,What do you like about YOU?,nothing lol,"Your too young for that statement. What makes you smile, what do you do that makes others smile?"
37120,nothing lol,"Your too young for that statement. What makes you smile, what do you do that makes others smile?","What makes me smile, a good joke or something. What do i do that makes others smile, I dont know"
37121,What do you like about YOU?,Really can't think of anything. I'm pretty average.,You grow that fabulous mustache.
37122,Really can't think of anything. I'm pretty average.,You grow that fabulous mustache.,It does look good on me now that I think of it. Thank you.
37123,What do you like about YOU?,I love the funny and absurd stuff I come up with,I'm always proud when I can make *myself* laugh. Keep being you!
37124,I love the funny and absurd stuff I come up with,I'm always proud when I can make *myself* laugh. Keep being you!,I love making other people laugh and spreading fun energy :)
37125,My mom is currently going off on my dad in Spanish. He bought and smoked/is smoking 200 slabs of ribs and a new smoker. It’s hilarious. My dad always goes way overboard with shit like this.,Children of Attention Deficit Disorder parents..,Pretty similar to how I am when I'm manic (bipolar)
37126,Children of Attention Deficit Disorder parents..,Pretty similar to how I am when I'm manic (bipolar),That's what I was thinking
37127,My mom is currently going off on my dad in Spanish. He bought and smoked/is smoking 200 slabs of ribs and a new smoker. It’s hilarious. My dad always goes way overboard with shit like this.,Children of Attention Deficit Disorder parents..,"Have ADD. Can confirm, would probably end up doing this"
37128,Children of Attention Deficit Disorder parents..,"Have ADD. Can confirm, would probably end up doing this",Me too. 😒 I have wasted so much money..
37129,My mom is currently going off on my dad in Spanish. He bought and smoked/is smoking 200 slabs of ribs and a new smoker. It’s hilarious. My dad always goes way overboard with shit like this.,Could you post a pic of all the ribs? ,Seconding. This is necessary. I'm especially interested in the shed full of ribs.
37130,Could you post a pic of all the ribs? ,Seconding. This is necessary. I'm especially interested in the shed full of ribs.,And also post to r/smoking
37131,Could you post a pic of all the ribs? ,Seconding. This is necessary. I'm especially interested in the shed full of ribs.,"Just got here.. still hoping for ribs.

OP pls"
37132,Seconding. This is necessary. I'm especially interested in the shed full of ribs.,"Just got here.. still hoping for ribs.

OP pls",It's a Thanksgiving Miracle!
37133,Could you post a pic of all the ribs? ,Seconding. This is necessary. I'm especially interested in the shed full of ribs.,"I'd also like to see all the ribs on my dinner plate tonight, if you please."
37134,My mom is currently going off on my dad in Spanish. He bought and smoked/is smoking 200 slabs of ribs and a new smoker. It’s hilarious. My dad always goes way overboard with shit like this.,Could you post a pic of all the ribs? ,I got you fam..
37135,Could you post a pic of all the ribs? ,I got you fam..,OP you have no idea how much we need this update.
37136,I got you fam..,OP you have no idea how much we need this update.,OP will surely deliver
37137,OP you have no idea how much we need this update.,OP will surely deliver,"Yeah,  OP is a goddamn liar. It doesn't take 3 hours to upload pictures to imgur."
37138,OP will surely deliver,"Yeah,  OP is a goddamn liar. It doesn't take 3 hours to upload pictures to imgur.",Telling porkies fo sho
37139,"Yeah,  OP is a goddamn liar. It doesn't take 3 hours to upload pictures to imgur.",Telling porkies fo sho,ITS BEEN TWO HOURS
37140,Telling porkies fo sho,ITS BEEN TWO HOURS,T minus one hour for upvote retraction ⏱
37141,Telling porkies fo sho,ITS BEEN TWO HOURS,FOUR HOURS
37142,OP will surely deliver,"Yeah,  OP is a goddamn liar. It doesn't take 3 hours to upload pictures to imgur.",How long does it take to eat $2000 worth of ribs?
37143,I got you fam..,OP you have no idea how much we need this update.,He lie
37144,Could you post a pic of all the ribs? ,I got you fam..,[removed]
37145,Could you post a pic of all the ribs? ,I got you fam..,OP deliver plz!
37146,I got you fam..,OP deliver plz!,😂😂 I took a ton and they’re uploading to imgur now give it like 5 minutes 
37147,OP deliver plz!,😂😂 I took a ton and they’re uploading to imgur now give it like 5 minutes ,IT HAS BEEN 5 MINUTES.
37148,😂😂 I took a ton and they’re uploading to imgur now give it like 5 minutes ,IT HAS BEEN 5 MINUTES.,5 minutes Turkish
37149,IT HAS BEEN 5 MINUTES.,5 minutes Turkish,It was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago
37150,5 minutes Turkish,It was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago,You just don’t see enough Snatch quotes these days
37151,😂😂 I took a ton and they’re uploading to imgur now give it like 5 minutes ,IT HAS BEEN 5 MINUTES.,😂😂😂. So impatient!!
37152,😂😂 I took a ton and they’re uploading to imgur now give it like 5 minutes ,IT HAS BEEN 5 MINUTES.,"Sorry, she OP meant 5 minutes in Namek time."
37153,😂😂 I took a ton and they’re uploading to imgur now give it like 5 minutes ,IT HAS BEEN 5 MINUTES.,WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS ITS BEEN 4 HOURS
37154,OP deliver plz!,😂😂 I took a ton and they’re uploading to imgur now give it like 5 minutes ,It’s been exactly 5 minutes now. We’re growing impatient.
37155,OP deliver plz!,😂😂 I took a ton and they’re uploading to imgur now give it like 5 minutes ,I was told there would be pictures 😭
37156,OP deliver plz!,😂😂 I took a ton and they’re uploading to imgur now give it like 5 minutes ,Where are the photos?! We need photos!
37157,😂😂 I took a ton and they’re uploading to imgur now give it like 5 minutes ,Where are the photos?! We need photos!,I don't see any photos?!
37158,Where are the photos?! We need photos!,I don't see any photos?!,he’s a phony 
37159,I don't see any photos?!,he’s a phony ,Jup seems like it
37160,OP deliver plz!,😂😂 I took a ton and they’re uploading to imgur now give it like 5 minutes ,Where the pics at Fam?!?
37161,OP deliver plz!,😂😂 I took a ton and they’re uploading to imgur now give it like 5 minutes ,"like you cant just upload one photo

that would be too much proof"
37162,OP deliver plz!,😂😂 I took a ton and they’re uploading to imgur now give it like 5 minutes ,What's going wrong in your life that makes you this desperate for attention on the internet?
37163,Could you post a pic of all the ribs? ,I got you fam..,Plz photos plz
37164,Could you post a pic of all the ribs? ,I got you fam..,Absolutely gonna need updates and pics of the bbq 
37165,I got you fam..,Absolutely gonna need updates and pics of the bbq ,There's not going to be any pics is there? 
37166,Absolutely gonna need updates and pics of the bbq ,There's not going to be any pics is there? ,Nah. We’ve been bamboozled 
37167,Could you post a pic of all the ribs? ,I got you fam..,!Remind me 1 day
37168,Could you post a pic of all the ribs? ,I got you fam..,Say no more fam
37169,Could you post a pic of all the ribs? ,I got you fam..,Waiting for those photos OP!
37170,Could you post a pic of all the ribs? ,I got you fam..,Do you? Do you really though?
37171,Could you post a pic of all the ribs? ,I got you fam..,Dad’s so quirky XD I’m a lying sack of shit XD
37172,Could you post a pic of all the ribs? ,I got you fam..,LIES
37173,Could you post a pic of all the ribs? ,I got you fam..,Where are the photos?
37174,My mom is currently going off on my dad in Spanish. He bought and smoked/is smoking 200 slabs of ribs and a new smoker. It’s hilarious. My dad always goes way overboard with shit like this.,I’m near KCMO are there any ribs left? ,PM me! There’s tons. **TONS**
37175,I’m near KCMO are there any ribs left? ,PM me! There’s tons. **TONS**,Get this on the kansas city subreddit !!  Don't put it on craigslist that's asking for trouble. 
37176,PM me! There’s tons. **TONS**,Get this on the kansas city subreddit !!  Don't put it on craigslist that's asking for trouble. ,That’s an excellent idea
37177,Get this on the kansas city subreddit !!  Don't put it on craigslist that's asking for trouble. ,That’s an excellent idea,This could turn into a great community BBQ!
37178,That’s an excellent idea,This could turn into a great community BBQ!,"If it is,by rules of Reddit, you must post pictures!"
37179,This could turn into a great community BBQ!,"If it is,by rules of Reddit, you must post pictures!",Pics or it didn't happen lol
37180,Get this on the kansas city subreddit !!  Don't put it on craigslist that's asking for trouble. ,That’s an excellent idea,Liar? Post removed.. sad
37181,Get this on the kansas city subreddit !!  Don't put it on craigslist that's asking for trouble. ,That’s an excellent idea,If he really wants to piss her off ask him if he will deliver. I'm in okc lol
37182,My mom is currently going off on my dad in Spanish. He bought and smoked/is smoking 200 slabs of ribs and a new smoker. It’s hilarious. My dad always goes way overboard with shit like this.,I’m near KCMO are there any ribs left? ,Something makes this so much funnier since you are from KCMO too 😂
37183,I’m near KCMO are there any ribs left? ,Something makes this so much funnier since you are from KCMO too 😂,Right? This wouldn't be the first time my wife and I went to KC just for smoked ribs. 
37184,My mom is currently going off on my dad in Spanish. He bought and smoked/is smoking 200 slabs of ribs and a new smoker. It’s hilarious. My dad always goes way overboard with shit like this.,I want to be your dad when I grow up lol.,"That job’s taken, sir 😂"
37185,I want to be your dad when I grow up lol.,"That job’s taken, sir 😂",Not if your mom kills him
37186,I want to be your dad when I grow up lol.,"That job’s taken, sir 😂","Can he be your daddy, though? "
37187,My mom is currently going off on my dad in Spanish. He bought and smoked/is smoking 200 slabs of ribs and a new smoker. It’s hilarious. My dad always goes way overboard with shit like this.,I want to be your dad when I grow up lol.,Just starting banging his mom. 
37188,I want to be your dad when I grow up lol.,Just starting banging his mom. ,r/usernamechecksout
37189,I want to be your dad when I grow up lol.,Just starting banging his mom. ,"That job’s taken, sir 😂"
37190,My mom is currently going off on my dad in Spanish. He bought and smoked/is smoking 200 slabs of ribs and a new smoker. It’s hilarious. My dad always goes way overboard with shit like this.,Cooking any lasagna? Any of the bitch variety?,Subscribe to Pewdiepie
37191,Cooking any lasagna? Any of the bitch variety?,Subscribe to Pewdiepie,"Sorry no can do, loyal T-Series subscriber here"
37192,Cooking any lasagna? Any of the bitch variety?,Subscribe to Pewdiepie,*I'm doing my part!*
37193,Cooking any lasagna? Any of the bitch variety?,Subscribe to Pewdiepie,*My man.*
37194,My mom is currently going off on my dad in Spanish. He bought and smoked/is smoking 200 slabs of ribs and a new smoker. It’s hilarious. My dad always goes way overboard with shit like this.,I don’t think all the money I’ve ever earned in my life would still add up to $3800.,I'm assuming you have never worked lol
37195,I don’t think all the money I’ve ever earned in my life would still add up to $3800.,I'm assuming you have never worked lol,"I’ve had a number of jobs, I’m just very young"
37196,I want to ask you questions based on your comment &amp; posting history,Ok. I'm in =),You say you immigrated to the USA. Are you fine with mentioning from which country?
37197,Ok. I'm in =),You say you immigrated to the USA. Are you fine with mentioning from which country?,Brazil
37198,I want to ask you questions based on your comment &amp; posting history,I’m tempted. ,You still happy with your Triumph Thruxton?
37199,I’m tempted. ,You still happy with your Triumph Thruxton?,Very much. My only regret is that it’s snowing now. :-(
37200,I want to ask you questions based on your comment &amp; posting history,Um... alright...,What was your degree that you got a first in?
37201,Um... alright...,What was your degree that you got a first in?,Maths.
37202,I want to ask you questions based on your comment &amp; posting history,Go for it ,Did you get a Google VR cardboard set in the end? Even if it wasn't free?
37203,Go for it ,Did you get a Google VR cardboard set in the end? Even if it wasn't free?,Lmao no I believe my family moved so the next residents got to use it! 
37204,I want to ask you questions based on your comment &amp; posting history,I want to play.,Did you resolve your religious identity problem yet?
37205,I want to play.,Did you resolve your religious identity problem yet?,No.
37206,Suggest me a song and I'll do the same!,Crazy-gnarls Barkley ,7/10 imho
37207,Crazy-gnarls Barkley ,7/10 imho,My suggestion for you: ''Hand in Hand'' - Paul McCartney
37208,Suggest me a song and I'll do the same!,Save Myself - Ed Sheeran,7/10. My favorite on Divide is ''Nancy Mulligan'' btw. so good
37209,Save Myself - Ed Sheeran,7/10. My favorite on Divide is ''Nancy Mulligan'' btw. so good,My suggestion for you: Laugh it Off- Chelsea Jade
37210,Suggest me a song and I'll do the same!,"This ought to be fun...

How about Strobe by deadmau5","Hey =) 

7/10
"
37211,"This ought to be fun...

How about Strobe by deadmau5","Hey =) 

7/10
",My suggestion: O.D by Polyphia
37212,"Hey =) 

7/10
",My suggestion: O.D by Polyphia,Woo that looks interesting
37213,Suggest me a song and I'll do the same!,Mammals of Babylon by Cattle Decapitation,"Hey! 

Really good track &gt; 8/10
"
37214,Mammals of Babylon by Cattle Decapitation,"Hey! 

Really good track &gt; 8/10
",woot! The breakdown in the chorus is awesome. glad you liked.
37215,Suggest me a song and I'll do the same!,Mammals of Babylon by Cattle Decapitation,My suggestion for you: Haraya by Lucifer's Child
37216,Mammals of Babylon by Cattle Decapitation,My suggestion for you: Haraya by Lucifer's Child,"&gt; Haraya by Lucifer's Child

interesting. Where are they from?"
37217,My suggestion for you: Haraya by Lucifer's Child,"&gt; Haraya by Lucifer's Child

interesting. Where are they from?",from Greece
37218,Today I became a man,I gotta change my car oil ill be popping my cherry within the next week or so.,Not sure who Steve is but good luck with the cherry. 
37219,I gotta change my car oil ill be popping my cherry within the next week or so.,Not sure who Steve is but good luck with the cherry. ,Its a refrence to Big mouth season 2 
37220,Today I became a man,"By the title, I was expecting that today you changed the gender on your birth certificate 😂","Nope sorry, I still have the same sausage as I’ve always had. "
37221,"By the title, I was expecting that today you changed the gender on your birth certificate 😂","Nope sorry, I still have the same sausage as I’ve always had. ",..../r/beetlejuicing?
37222,"By the title, I was expecting that today you changed the gender on your birth certificate 😂","Nope sorry, I still have the same sausage as I’ve always had. ",I fixed my car the other day and still don't have a sausage. Plz advise. 
37223,"Nope sorry, I still have the same sausage as I’ve always had. ",I fixed my car the other day and still don't have a sausage. Plz advise. ,Want to borrow a sausage?
37224,I fixed my car the other day and still don't have a sausage. Plz advise. ,Want to borrow a sausage?,(╭☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )╭☞ My man
37225,I fixed my car the other day and still don't have a sausage. Plz advise. ,Want to borrow a sausage?,I have to give it back? 
37226,Today I became a man,I thought an orgasm was required to become a man,Well you thought wrong then didn’t you sausage?
37227,I thought an orgasm was required to become a man,Well you thought wrong then didn’t you sausage?,teach me
37228,What are you doing today?,"""Chilling"" is the right word because it's below freezing here. ",It's not that bad here but still cold as hell.
37229,"""Chilling"" is the right word because it's below freezing here. ",It's not that bad here but still cold as hell.,It's gonna snow today here in NYC. And I have to stay late at school today for a project!
37230,It's not that bad here but still cold as hell.,It's gonna snow today here in NYC. And I have to stay late at school today for a project!,Sound rough. Do go home to late and get up getting muged or something.
37231,What are you doing today?,"Going to get my annual physical. Yup, getting finger banged in the butt by my doc. Good times",They gonna take you to the finish line? Or just the one poke? Lol
37232,"Going to get my annual physical. Yup, getting finger banged in the butt by my doc. Good times",They gonna take you to the finish line? Or just the one poke? Lol,"LoL nah, just the one, long, slow, uncomfortable poke"
37233,"I've always secretly felt like I was in second place, not quite good enough. Until last night.",Wholesome as hell. ,Thanks!
37234,Wholesome as hell. ,Thanks!,You are a great person! You are number one in my book!
37235,"I've always secretly felt like I was in second place, not quite good enough. Until last night.","FOUR for you, Aunt Lisa! You go, Aunt Lisa! ",I heard Aunt Lisa does car commercials.....In JAPAN.
37236,"FOUR for you, Aunt Lisa! You go, Aunt Lisa! ",I heard Aunt Lisa does car commercials.....In JAPAN.,"One time, Aunt Lisa punched me in the face. It was awesome."
37237,"If you're reading this, I love you",So this is what love feels like!,😊 btw i love your username. Quokkas are so cute. 
37238,So this is what love feels like!,😊 btw i love your username. Quokkas are so cute. ,"If I'm ever in a bad mood, quokka photos beat cat photos any day of the week!"
37239,"If you're reading this, I love you",You the real MVP OP!,D'aww thanks friend :) hope you have a happy week ❤❤
37240,You the real MVP OP!,D'aww thanks friend :) hope you have a happy week ❤❤,I shall try my best to. You as well. ❤
37241,"I've been depressed for a few years, but this weekend I followed through on my self-promise to clean my house and told myself I'd clean my car today, and I DID. I'm not looking for validation, just wanted to say that it helps to accomplish small self-goals if anyone else is struggling.",Whoo!! You're awesome OP. You can do anything.,"Thank you. I love all of the love on this sub, and it's coming right back at you. "
37242,Whoo!! You're awesome OP. You can do anything.,"Thank you. I love all of the love on this sub, and it's coming right back at you. ",We got your back! This sub is here for you. :) 
37243,My neighbor keeps one-upping me and I don't know what to do! How would you repay a neighbor like this?,Graciously accept defeat and be happy to have such a great neighbor?,**I MUST NOT BE DEFEATED**
37244,Graciously accept defeat and be happy to have such a great neighbor?,**I MUST NOT BE DEFEATED**,I was afraid you would say that.
37245,**I MUST NOT BE DEFEATED**,I was afraid you would say that.,Graciously and humbly accepting his kindness shows weakness!!!!!!
37246,Bible talk,"If I’m interested in linguistics and the Bible, do I read the Bible in Greek, Hebrew, or Latin? ",Old Testament was originally written in Hebrew. New Testament was written in Greek. 
37247,"If I’m interested in linguistics and the Bible, do I read the Bible in Greek, Hebrew, or Latin? ",Old Testament was originally written in Hebrew. New Testament was written in Greek. ,So would you recommend studying them in their respective languages?
37248,Old Testament was originally written in Hebrew. New Testament was written in Greek. ,So would you recommend studying them in their respective languages?,If your interested in the linguistics yes. If you’re in the content no. 
37249,Bible talk,"If I’m interested in linguistics and the Bible, do I read the Bible in Greek, Hebrew, or Latin? ",Go for the Greek. This is a personal opinion but I think it's the most useful out of the three
37250,"If I’m interested in linguistics and the Bible, do I read the Bible in Greek, Hebrew, or Latin? ",Go for the Greek. This is a personal opinion but I think it's the most useful out of the three,Personal opinions matter! Why do you think Greek is the most useful?
37251,I Just Passed My Driving Test!,Congratulations!!! ,"Thanks dude! Don’t worry about your username, if you need anyone to talk to I’ll be there :)"
37252,Congratulations!!! ,"Thanks dude! Don’t worry about your username, if you need anyone to talk to I’ll be there :)",You’re welcome! Thank you too! :)
37253,I Just Passed My Driving Test!,Meanwhile I can't be arsed to do my theory...what is wrong with me,Book it man! It’ll motivate you to revise it and I’m sure you’ll ace it!
37254,Meanwhile I can't be arsed to do my theory...what is wrong with me,Book it man! It’ll motivate you to revise it and I’m sure you’ll ace it!,I'm the best procrastinator you'll ever meet 
37255,Book it man! It’ll motivate you to revise it and I’m sure you’ll ace it!,I'm the best procrastinator you'll ever meet ,We’re all good at something!
37256,I'm the best procrastinator you'll ever meet ,We’re all good at something!,What are you good at?🤔
37257,We’re all good at something!,What are you good at?🤔,I’d like to think I’m very hardworking :)
37258,I Just Passed My Driving Test!,"Congratulations! Now, don't text while driving, use seatbelt and drive safe. Enjoy it!","I’ll make sure I won’t dw! (No reddit whilst driving), and I’m sure I will thanks!"
37259,"Congratulations! Now, don't text while driving, use seatbelt and drive safe. Enjoy it!","I’ll make sure I won’t dw! (No reddit whilst driving), and I’m sure I will thanks!",Anyone using Reddit in a car would probably forget to turn the car on
37260,"I’ll make sure I won’t dw! (No reddit whilst driving), and I’m sure I will thanks!",Anyone using Reddit in a car would probably forget to turn the car on,True 😂😂
37261,I Just Passed My Driving Test!,I hope you don't get offended if I ask you this-Whats your gender?,"No problem man, I’m a Boy :) Why do you ask?"
37262,I hope you don't get offended if I ask you this-Whats your gender?,"No problem man, I’m a Boy :) Why do you ask?",For the safety of pedestrians. Hehe. Hope you get the joke
37263,"No problem man, I’m a Boy :) Why do you ask?",For the safety of pedestrians. Hehe. Hope you get the joke,😂😂 good one man!
37264,For the safety of pedestrians. Hehe. Hope you get the joke,😂😂 good one man!,Which state you live in?
37265,😂😂 good one man!,Which state you live in?,I live in the UK :)
37266,Which state you live in?,I live in the UK :),That's nice. I started to follow you account. Idk why
37267,I live in the UK :),That's nice. I started to follow you account. Idk why,I was a expecting a follow back
37268,I Just Passed My Driving Test!,"My driving test is tomorrow, I hope I'll feel the same afterwards! And I am happy for you!",Thanks man! Let me know how it goes and best of luck :)
37269,"My driving test is tomorrow, I hope I'll feel the same afterwards! And I am happy for you!",Thanks man! Let me know how it goes and best of luck :),Will do
37270,I Just Passed My Driving Test!,Im 23 and i dont have one,What do you mean you don’t have one?
37271,Im 23 and i dont have one,What do you mean you don’t have one?,They don't have a license. It's worded strangely if replying to your thread name. 
37272,What do you mean you don’t have one?,They don't have a license. It's worded strangely if replying to your thread name. ,"Ahhh ok that makes sense, thanks for clearing it up :)"
37273,I Just Passed My Driving Test!,Im 23 and i dont have one,I know the feeling but I'm 31 and I don't have one. 
37274,Im 23 and i dont have one,I know the feeling but I'm 31 and I don't have one. ,How come?
37275,I Just Passed My Driving Test!,Im 23 and i dont have one,I'm 26 and just got mine
37276,Im 23 and i dont have one,I'm 26 and just got mine,I still got my v-card so im still good. Right?
37277,I Just Passed My Driving Test!,"that's so great, congrats!",Thanks dude!
37278,"that's so great, congrats!",Thanks dude!,Not a dude;)
37279,Thanks dude!,Not a dude;),"Sorry! I just use that as a generic sort of name, thanks anyway though!"
37280,I Just Passed My Driving Test!,Send luck my way!,"Good luck mate, I’m sure you’ll be fine. Let me know how it goes :)"
37281,Send luck my way!,"Good luck mate, I’m sure you’ll be fine. Let me know how it goes :)",I'll let you know when I take it. Probably months from now hahah
37282,"Good luck mate, I’m sure you’ll be fine. Let me know how it goes :)",I'll let you know when I take it. Probably months from now hahah,"Ok, I’m wishing you the best of luck :)"
37283,I Just Passed My Driving Test!,Just wait till you get in your first accident ,Hopefully that’ll be a while yet haha.
37284,Just wait till you get in your first accident ,Hopefully that’ll be a while yet haha.,But the rush is amazing 
37285,I Just Passed My Driving Test!,What manoeuvre did you have to do?,I had to pull over to the right and reverse two car lengths as well as an emergency stop :)
37286,What manoeuvre did you have to do?,I had to pull over to the right and reverse two car lengths as well as an emergency stop :),"Ah nice.  I’m still learning, hoping to take a test soon. "
37287,I had to pull over to the right and reverse two car lengths as well as an emergency stop :),"Ah nice.  I’m still learning, hoping to take a test soon. ","I wish you the best of luck, I’m sure you’ll be fine!"
37288,"Ah nice.  I’m still learning, hoping to take a test soon. ","I wish you the best of luck, I’m sure you’ll be fine!",Thanks!
37289,I Just Passed My Driving Test!,Do they teach stick there ? ,"They teach stick by default, you have to make a request to learn automatic."
37290,Do they teach stick there ? ,"They teach stick by default, you have to make a request to learn automatic.",Interesting! Exactly opposite here 
37291,"They teach stick by default, you have to make a request to learn automatic.",Interesting! Exactly opposite here ,"Ah ok, every country’s different I guess :)"
37292,I Just Passed My Driving Test!,"I'm JUST waiting to go for my Driving License test now dude!
Good for you!",Best of luck to you! Thanks and let me know how it goes/went!
37293,"I'm JUST waiting to go for my Driving License test now dude!
Good for you!",Best of luck to you! Thanks and let me know how it goes/went!,"Thanks man! I passed it too finally, after having postponed this for quite a long time"
37294,Best of luck to you! Thanks and let me know how it goes/went!,"Thanks man! I passed it too finally, after having postponed this for quite a long time",Well done to you! Bet you’re relieved now though :)
37295,"Thanks man! I passed it too finally, after having postponed this for quite a long time",Well done to you! Bet you’re relieved now though :),"Haha I am!!
You must be too!"
37296,Well done to you! Bet you’re relieved now though :),"Haha I am!!
You must be too!","Yh just a bit haha, very glad I passed!"
37297,"""Truth or dare is a classic""",truth,Where is one place you were terrified to go as a kid?
37298,truth,Where is one place you were terrified to go as a kid?,Under the bed. I was always afraid I would get stuck or not be able to get out or something.
37299,Where is one place you were terrified to go as a kid?,Under the bed. I was always afraid I would get stuck or not be able to get out or something.,Me too!  And of monsters
37300,Under the bed. I was always afraid I would get stuck or not be able to get out or something.,Me too!  And of monsters,truth for me
37301,"""Truth or dare is a classic""","Meh, fine.

Truth.",What is your favorite above all flavor of ice cream?
37302,"Meh, fine.

Truth.",What is your favorite above all flavor of ice cream?,Is Ben and Jerry's cookie dough an allowable answer?
37303,What is your favorite above all flavor of ice cream?,Is Ben and Jerry's cookie dough an allowable answer?,Of course!!
37304,Is Ben and Jerry's cookie dough an allowable answer?,Of course!!,"It's so good, haven't had it in a while though."
37305,Of course!!,"It's so good, haven't had it in a while though.",truth for me
37306,"It's so good, haven't had it in a while though.",truth for me,What's your favourite food that you don't get to eat very often?
37307,"""Truth or dare is a classic""",Truth,It's midnight.  What would you honestly be doing at that time if not sleeping?
37308,Truth,It's midnight.  What would you honestly be doing at that time if not sleeping?,"Playing videogames, which is what I'm usually doing at midnight every night"
37309,It's midnight.  What would you honestly be doing at that time if not sleeping?,"Playing videogames, which is what I'm usually doing at midnight every night",oh nice!  truth 
37310,Anyone else wish it was more socially acceptable to run to places just be cause it's quicker?,"fucking do it, who cares if sheep stare, YOU ARE THE WOLF","Lol, could definitely make for some interesting conversation the next morning."
37311,"fucking do it, who cares if sheep stare, YOU ARE THE WOLF","Lol, could definitely make for some interesting conversation the next morning.",Really had to run with a backpack on without looking and feeling stupid 
37312,"Lol, could definitely make for some interesting conversation the next morning.",Really had to run with a backpack on without looking and feeling stupid ,I always just take it off and run with it in my hand
37313,Really had to run with a backpack on without looking and feeling stupid ,I always just take it off and run with it in my hand,IKR!
37314,"Lol, could definitely make for some interesting conversation the next morning.",Really had to run with a backpack on without looking and feeling stupid ,Backpacks designed for running are a thing. Had a coworker who used to run to work with one.
37315,"fucking do it, who cares if sheep stare, YOU ARE THE WOLF","Lol, could definitely make for some interesting conversation the next morning.",No one would bat an eye in NYC as long as you don't look suspect.
37316,"fucking do it, who cares if sheep stare, YOU ARE THE WOLF","Lol, could definitely make for some interesting conversation the next morning.",I guarantee you care more about this than anybody else. Just run. Be the person you want to be. 
37317,Anyone else wish it was more socially acceptable to run to places just be cause it's quicker?,"fucking do it, who cares if sheep stare, YOU ARE THE WOLF","In Pulp Fiction, the Wolf was a really cool guy who drove very fast."
37318,"fucking do it, who cares if sheep stare, YOU ARE THE WOLF","In Pulp Fiction, the Wolf was a really cool guy who drove very fast.",yes
37319,"In Pulp Fiction, the Wolf was a really cool guy who drove very fast.",yes,I want his 1991 Acura NSX so badly. It is so classy and perfect for a man like Mr. Wolf. 
37320,yes,I want his 1991 Acura NSX so badly. It is so classy and perfect for a man like Mr. Wolf. ,just waiting for historic registration
37321,I want his 1991 Acura NSX so badly. It is so classy and perfect for a man like Mr. Wolf. ,just waiting for historic registration,It is already $25 to register one where I live. 
37322,I want his 1991 Acura NSX so badly. It is so classy and perfect for a man like Mr. Wolf. ,just waiting for historic registration,why would a 1991 car be historic lol
37323,just waiting for historic registration,why would a 1991 car be historic lol,only 30 years for historic registration. feeling old yet?
37324,why would a 1991 car be historic lol,only 30 years for historic registration. feeling old yet?,"30 shouldn't be historic honestly, I feel like at least 50 is more like it"
37325,Anyone else wish it was more socially acceptable to run to places just be cause it's quicker?,"fucking do it, who cares if sheep stare, YOU ARE THE WOLF",This is gonna be my mantra fam. Thanks
37326,"fucking do it, who cares if sheep stare, YOU ARE THE WOLF",This is gonna be my mantra fam. Thanks,YOUR FUCKING WELCOME
37327,Anyone else wish it was more socially acceptable to run to places just be cause it's quicker?,"fucking do it, who cares if sheep stare, YOU ARE THE WOLF",Hungry Like the Wolf started playing in my head when I read this
37328,"fucking do it, who cares if sheep stare, YOU ARE THE WOLF",Hungry Like the Wolf started playing in my head when I read this,I CONTROL YOUR THOUGHTS
37329,Anyone else wish it was more socially acceptable to run to places just be cause it's quicker?,I really would like to know why you believe running is not socially acceptable,how many people do you see running in  a mall or store just because.
37330,I really would like to know why you believe running is not socially acceptable,how many people do you see running in  a mall or store just because.,okay I see but at a campus?
37331,It's my birthday today! Upvotes for everyone!,"Sweet, happy birthday! May you outlast the rest of the 27 Club lol",Well that's a macabre thing to hear as I begin to rock through my 27th year :D
37332,"Sweet, happy birthday! May you outlast the rest of the 27 Club lol",Well that's a macabre thing to hear as I begin to rock through my 27th year :D,"If you just turned 27, technically you're in your 28th year....  Happy birthday!"
37333,It's my birthday today! Upvotes for everyone!,Its meh cause its my brother's birthday,Are you my sibling?
37334,Its meh cause its my brother's birthday,Are you my sibling?,Que dramatic music. 
37335,Its meh cause its my brother's birthday,Are you my sibling?,*illuminati confirmed*
37336,"If you're into musicals, what's your ideal role?",Genevieve from The Umbrellas of Cherbourg.,Hopefully you don't suffer from vocal fatigue easily. XD
37337,Genevieve from The Umbrellas of Cherbourg.,Hopefully you don't suffer from vocal fatigue easily. XD,I just want to look angelic.
37338,"If you're into musicals, what's your ideal role?",I'd love to be Magenta from RHPS.,I'm sorry what's RHPS? 
37339,I'd love to be Magenta from RHPS.,I'm sorry what's RHPS? ,Rocky Horror Picture Show.
37340,I'm sorry what's RHPS? ,Rocky Horror Picture Show.,"Oh, duh!! That's a great choice. You should audition if you ever have the chance "
37341,Rocky Horror Picture Show.,"Oh, duh!! That's a great choice. You should audition if you ever have the chance ","I'm not the original poster, sorry.  Was just informing you what the musical was."
37342,"Oh, duh!! That's a great choice. You should audition if you ever have the chance ","I'm not the original poster, sorry.  Was just informing you what the musical was.",Oh thanks for clarifying 
37343,"If you're into musicals, what's your ideal role?",Genie from Aladdin.,A classic!! Love it 
37344,Genie from Aladdin.,A classic!! Love it ,Right?  I promised myself to at least audition for it if the opportunity arose.
37345,A classic!! Love it ,Right?  I promised myself to at least audition for it if the opportunity arose.,"That's how I feel about Little Shop, except I would audition for a female role "
37346,Right?  I promised myself to at least audition for it if the opportunity arose.,"That's how I feel about Little Shop, except I would audition for a female role ",I'd watch LSoH with a female Seymour.  I bet you'd do wonderfully.
37347,"That's how I feel about Little Shop, except I would audition for a female role ",I'd watch LSoH with a female Seymour.  I bet you'd do wonderfully.,Aww thanks :) 
37348,People are so scared of making eye contact with strangers but I love it.,This is how society crumbles... ,?? How so
37349,This is how society crumbles... ,?? How so,It’s a joke. You’re breaking social norms and making people uncomfortable... 
37350,?? How so,It’s a joke. You’re breaking social norms and making people uncomfortable... ,True. Breaking social norms always ends up just making me feel more human 
37351,It’s a joke. You’re breaking social norms and making people uncomfortable... ,True. Breaking social norms always ends up just making me feel more human ,What are some other things you feel like? 
37352,True. Breaking social norms always ends up just making me feel more human ,What are some other things you feel like? ,Breaking your bones? 🦴 
37353,"I often upvote comments, just because they are downvoted and I feel they shouldn't be.",Why did you get gold lol,"Cause I like doing random things for fun, like he upvotes comments. "
37354,Why did you get gold lol,"Cause I like doing random things for fun, like he upvotes comments. ","Oh wow this sub really has the friendliest people 

Thank you very much for the gold 😳"
37355,Why did you get gold lol,"Cause I like doing random things for fun, like he upvotes comments. ","Oh cheers mate, appreciate it :)   


You are a nice person."
37356,"Cause I like doing random things for fun, like he upvotes comments. ","Oh cheers mate, appreciate it :)   


You are a nice person.",What does the gold mean? I always see people being thankful for it aha 
37357,Why did you get gold lol,"Cause I like doing random things for fun, like he upvotes comments. ",Wholesome
37358,Why did you get gold lol,"Cause I like doing random things for fun, like he upvotes comments. ",Imo thats why Gold exists. For stuff like that
37359,"Cause I like doing random things for fun, like he upvotes comments. ",Imo thats why Gold exists. For stuff like that,Exactly
37360,Imo thats why Gold exists. For stuff like that,Exactly,yes
37361,Exactly,yes,Ya
37362,yes,Ya,"Nice try, buddy "
37363,Ya,"Nice try, buddy ",For what? Trying to give myself gold? 
37364,"Nice try, buddy ",For what? Trying to give myself gold? ,you are wild good sir
37365,For what? Trying to give myself gold? ,you are wild good sir,"This is true. 

"
37366,For what? Trying to give myself gold? ,you are wild good sir,Chaotic gold
37367,you are wild good sir,Chaotic gold,🎶*Gold on the ceiling* 🎶 
37368,you are wild good sir,Chaotic gold,*chaotic neutrAUl. 
37369,For what? Trying to give myself gold? ,you are wild good sir,*chaotic neutrAUl 
37370,"Nice try, buddy ",For what? Trying to give myself gold? ,Wait I didn’t know it was you I’m so sorry please forgive me 
37371,For what? Trying to give myself gold? ,Wait I didn’t know it was you I’m so sorry please forgive me ,Haha don't worry about it. Sometimes you can't tell really. 
37372,"Nice try, buddy ",For what? Trying to give myself gold? ,Who exactly are you??
37373,Ya,"Nice try, buddy ","Didn't think that was gonna work, did ya? "
37374,"Cause I like doing random things for fun, like he upvotes comments. ",Imo thats why Gold exists. For stuff like that,Gold in 3 minutes lol
37375,Imo thats why Gold exists. For stuff like that,Gold in 3 minutes lol,Seven
37376,Gold in 3 minutes lol,Seven,You need a gold next
37377,Seven,You need a gold next,Nah I just like being random
37378,Seven,You need a gold next,Woah we got a runaway gold train here 
37379,You need a gold next,Woah we got a runaway gold train here ,GET OFF THE TRACKS!!!!
37380,Woah we got a runaway gold train here ,GET OFF THE TRACKS!!!!,Woah thank you for popping my gold cherry! 
37381,GET OFF THE TRACKS!!!!,Woah thank you for popping my gold cherry! ,The trains gonna skip me 
37382,Woah thank you for popping my gold cherry! ,The trains gonna skip me ,"Its because I jumped onto the tracks.

I either die or I get gold.

Win-win"
37383,Woah thank you for popping my gold cherry! ,The trains gonna skip me ,Be positive. Somebody will love you with that golden goodness.
37384,The trains gonna skip me ,Be positive. Somebody will love you with that golden goodness.,You were saying?
37385,GET OFF THE TRACKS!!!!,Woah thank you for popping my gold cherry! ,That cherry seems strangely intact.
37386,Woah thank you for popping my gold cherry! ,That cherry seems strangely intact.,Want to find out? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
37387,Woah we got a runaway gold train here ,GET OFF THE TRACKS!!!!,Good it flew right by me!
37388,GET OFF THE TRACKS!!!!,Good it flew right by me!,The fuck is going on!!
37389,GET OFF THE TRACKS!!!!,Good it flew right by me!,What the fuck
37390,Good it flew right by me!,What the fuck,"I was given gold two times, and apparently people at r/lounge like to make dandom gold trains"
37391,What the fuck,"I was given gold two times, and apparently people at r/lounge like to make dandom gold trains",What
37392,"I was given gold two times, and apparently people at r/lounge like to make dandom gold trains",What,"#I was given gold two times, and apparently people at r/lounge like to make random gold trains"
37393,GET OFF THE TRACKS!!!!,Good it flew right by me!,"For luck you need to be bold
Here's my shot at gold"
37394,Woah we got a runaway gold train here ,GET OFF THE TRACKS!!!!,What does your flare mean?
37395,GET OFF THE TRACKS!!!!,What does your flare mean?,It's a joke meme from the game Destiny. 
37396,You need a gold next,Woah we got a runaway gold train here ,I'M GOIN' OFF THE RAIIIIILS ON A GILDED TRAAAAAAIN!!!!
37397,You need a gold next,Woah we got a runaway gold train here ,If you have gold you’re gay
37398,Woah we got a runaway gold train here ,If you have gold you’re gay,But I am 
37399,If you have gold you’re gay,But I am ,Well fuck
37400,Seven,You need a gold next,gold in 2 mins...this guy’s good
37401,Seven,You need a gold next,"Shhhh

Just go with it......"
37402,You need a gold next,"Shhhh

Just go with it......",No papa 
37403,Gold in 3 minutes lol,Seven,[removed]
37404,Gold in 3 minutes lol,Seven,Somebody needs to give you gold to help even things up
37405,Seven,Somebody needs to give you gold to help even things up,"It's all good. All this has made me happy, that's all I need. "
37406,Why did you get gold lol,"Cause I like doing random things for fun, like he upvotes comments. ",You’re a nice person. Spending your own money like that on people. 
37407,Why did you get gold lol,"Cause I like doing random things for fun, like he upvotes comments. ",What’s the point of gold I’ve never understood it?
37408,Why did you get gold lol,"Cause I like doing random things for fun, like he upvotes comments. ",You keep it up! More people should live by this philosophy!
37409,Why did you get gold lol,"Cause I like doing random things for fun, like he upvotes comments. ",Can I get gold I'm late to the party :(
37410,"I often upvote comments, just because they are downvoted and I feel they shouldn't be.",Why did you get gold lol,I downvoted this post to have balance in this world
37411,Why did you get gold lol,I downvoted this post to have balance in this world,"I never get gold 
This is why im atheist"
37412,"I often upvote comments, just because they are downvoted and I feel they shouldn't be.","I downvoted this post, just because it was upvoted and I feel it shouldn't be. ",I upvoted this comment because it's what OP would've wanted
37413,"I downvoted this post, just because it was upvoted and I feel it shouldn't be. ",I upvoted this comment because it's what OP would've wanted,Me too
37414,Recommend me books bitches!,"It’s a pretty sad story , but I liked Norwegian Wood.",Sad? Damn...I'll still read it because I don't love myself enough. 
37415,"It’s a pretty sad story , but I liked Norwegian Wood.",Sad? Damn...I'll still read it because I don't love myself enough. ,It’s sad but beautiful. 
37416,Sad? Damn...I'll still read it because I don't love myself enough. ,It’s sad but beautiful. ,Just how I like my men /s
37417,It’s sad but beautiful. ,Just how I like my men /s,+double points cause japan 
37418,Recommend me books bitches!,Boku no Pico,Good one. 
37419,Boku no Pico,Good one. ,It's a mfin masterpiece 👌🏼
37420,Recommend me books bitches!,Magician,"Oh, I forgot to mention, I hate fantasy haha."
37421,Magician,"Oh, I forgot to mention, I hate fantasy haha.","What a bitch

(Check the username before downvoting me please)"
37422,"Oh, I forgot to mention, I hate fantasy haha.","What a bitch

(Check the username before downvoting me please)",Username checks out. 
37423,Recommend me books bitches!,You want something. Next time ask in a manner that is less rude.,Can't tell if you're joking or if you need to start a thread to be recommended a sense of humor.
37424,You want something. Next time ask in a manner that is less rude.,Can't tell if you're joking or if you need to start a thread to be recommended a sense of humor.,It's useful advice for life: Being nice goes a long way and can open a lot of doors.
37425,Can't tell if you're joking or if you need to start a thread to be recommended a sense of humor.,It's useful advice for life: Being nice goes a long way and can open a lot of doors.,I'm from the Bay Area. Not inserting bitch or hella into every sentence would mean I'm weird.
37426,I kept my New Year’s resolution - becoming a registered nurse!,Congratulations! I need some free medical advice and by some I mean a lot ,"Haha not yet, I’ll probably make a lot of rookie mistakes. "
37427,Congratulations! I need some free medical advice and by some I mean a lot ,"Haha not yet, I’ll probably make a lot of rookie mistakes. ",You learn from your mistakes !
37428,You ever just let warm water run over your hands whenever washing them?,I totally do that. It is very calming.,A nice little relaxing break from this chaos we call life
37429,I totally do that. It is very calming.,A nice little relaxing break from this chaos we call life,"Definitely. We need to take timeouts sometimes, or it's just too much."
37430,You ever just let warm water run over your hands whenever washing them?,I do this all the time at work lol,Glad to hear it! Happy cake day!
37431,I do this all the time at work lol,Glad to hear it! Happy cake day!,Hey thanks!
37432,Game time: Explain the thing you like most as poorly as possible everyone else can try to guess it.," 




That, and this bit but especially while doing this:





See?",Is it grammar?
37433," 




That, and this bit but especially while doing this:





See?",Is it grammar?,Closer.
37434,Is it grammar?,Closer.,Is it a pause?
37435,Game time: Explain the thing you like most as poorly as possible everyone else can try to guess it.,Not very often but I like it because I see different people from the world.,Travel?
37436,Not very often but I like it because I see different people from the world.,Travel?,Very close. A place.
37437,Travel?,Very close. A place.,The airport?
37438,Very close. A place.,The airport?,Yes! I was going to post about how I love airports haha
37439,The airport?,Yes! I was going to post about how I love airports haha,\o/ I got another one.
37440,Game time: Explain the thing you like most as poorly as possible everyone else can try to guess it.,STOP,Is that a command or your description?
37441,STOP,Is that a command or your description?,The description 
37442,Is that a command or your description?,The description ,"Well, you’ve certainly got the hang of this game then.

Um, MC Hammer?"
37443,Anyone one feel like they need to vent? Or just wanta talk about your day?,Eating Coldstone Creamery cereal. Finally sitting down.  ,What had you not sitting down?
37444,Eating Coldstone Creamery cereal. Finally sitting down.  ,What had you not sitting down?,"Chores, work, dogs, life. "
37445,Anyone one feel like they need to vent? Or just wanta talk about your day?,"Lonely, but I think I did this to myself ",How so?
37446,"Lonely, but I think I did this to myself ",How so?,Switching schools my senior year
37447,How so?,Switching schools my senior year,Ya losing freinds sucks
37448,"Maybe this is weird but, do you ever wonder why you were born as you, as a human, and not somebody else or as one of the other hundreds of life forms on the planet?",hundreds of lifeforms?,"Yes. Other mammals, there's lots of em. Or any conscious being on earth"
37449,hundreds of lifeforms?,"Yes. Other mammals, there's lots of em. Or any conscious being on earth",Why couldnt you be born a bug or reptile
37450,"Yes. Other mammals, there's lots of em. Or any conscious being on earth",Why couldnt you be born a bug or reptile,"Well I'm referring to ones that are close conscious. Bugs aren't, I dunno if reptiles are "
37451,Why couldnt you be born a bug or reptile,"Well I'm referring to ones that are close conscious. Bugs aren't, I dunno if reptiles are ",u dunno if bugs are either
37452,I helped my company secure a multimillion dollar account...and I have my love of zombie movies to thank for it.,Maybe you should be in sales :D,I wpuld love to be in sales. Been thinking about talking to our reps later this year about it
37453,Maybe you should be in sales :D,I wpuld love to be in sales. Been thinking about talking to our reps later this year about it,how about talk to them on Monday?
37454,I guess this is it?,Why am I still awake at 4 in the fucking morning -_-,Where are you???? 
37455,Why am I still awake at 4 in the fucking morning -_-,Where are you???? ,"The UK, you?"
37456,Where are you???? ,"The UK, you?",The great white north! 
37457,"The UK, you?",The great white north! ,"Sounds cold, I like cold. "
37458,The great white north! ,"Sounds cold, I like cold. ",It was - 18 with windchill yesterday!! 
37459,I guess this is it?,This sub is great for chatting. There is r/r4r and r/penpals too. ,Thank you :) 
37460,This sub is great for chatting. There is r/r4r and r/penpals too. ,Thank you :) ,You're welcome. 
37461,I guess this is it?,What's your favorite food?,Ohhh pasta.... Or cheese.  Without a doubt.  Carb overlord. 
37462,What's your favorite food?,Ohhh pasta.... Or cheese.  Without a doubt.  Carb overlord. ,Ha! Its an overlord to many!
37463,Ohhh pasta.... Or cheese.  Without a doubt.  Carb overlord. ,Ha! Its an overlord to many!,Haha. Good one 
37464,How’s everyone’s days so far?,I'm so pissed that I can barely stand up.,That can’t be good. Everything alright? 
37465,I'm so pissed that I can barely stand up.,That can’t be good. Everything alright? ,"Yeah, I'm enjoying myself. Nothing to worry about."
37466,How’s everyone’s days so far?,In the psych ward so you can probably guess,I hope things get better for you friend. I’m here for you. 
37467,In the psych ward so you can probably guess,I hope things get better for you friend. I’m here for you. ,Thank you for your kindness
37468,Ask me a question and I will ask you one in return,Can I get about $3.50?,"Honestly stranger, if I could spare it, I would. "
37469,Can I get about $3.50?,"Honestly stranger, if I could spare it, I would. ","Was just a joke, but that's very kind of you. :)"
37470,Ask me a question and I will ask you one in return,Can I get about $3.50?,No but I can give you 107.76 in New Taiwan dollars
37471,Can I get about $3.50?,No but I can give you 107.76 in New Taiwan dollars,Sweet. My laundromat only accepts New Taiwan dollars
37472,Does anyone else order food to-go then immediately eat it in the parking lot in your car?,"Fuck yeah. No other people,  my own music..",Exactly! They don't play Slayer in McDonald's (unfortunately).
37473,"Fuck yeah. No other people,  my own music..",Exactly! They don't play Slayer in McDonald's (unfortunately)., But Slayer is played in the parting lot.
37474,Does anyone else order food to-go then immediately eat it in the parking lot in your car?,Yes!!! It's nicer because McD allways has so loud music playing ,"Chipotle is even worse and it's not even music, it's just random animal noises and honking cars."
37475,Yes!!! It's nicer because McD allways has so loud music playing ,"Chipotle is even worse and it's not even music, it's just random animal noises and honking cars.",Uh dude I’m pretty sure you’re eating in a zoo parking lot. 
37476,Yes!!! It's nicer because McD allways has so loud music playing ,"Chipotle is even worse and it's not even music, it's just random animal noises and honking cars.",Chipotle has music?
37477,Does anyone else order food to-go then immediately eat it in the parking lot in your car?,"YES! I love my car, it's like my safe zone. ",Until you get robbed 
37478,"YES! I love my car, it's like my safe zone. ",Until you get robbed ,"Pfft, they’d be more disappointed than anything. Hope they’re happy with fries."
37479,Until you get robbed ,"Pfft, they’d be more disappointed than anything. Hope they’re happy with fries.","They'd have to pry them from my warm, salty, greasey, clenched hands"
37480,"Pfft, they’d be more disappointed than anything. Hope they’re happy with fries.","They'd have to pry them from my warm, salty, greasey, clenched hands","""jesus, this guy's hands are greasy and flaky"" "
37481,Until you get robbed ,"Pfft, they’d be more disappointed than anything. Hope they’re happy with fries.","Robbed meaning: ""give me your car, bitch""."
37482,"Pfft, they’d be more disappointed than anything. Hope they’re happy with fries.","Robbed meaning: ""give me your car, bitch"".",They'd be happier with the fries. 
37483,Until you get robbed ,"Pfft, they’d be more disappointed than anything. Hope they’re happy with fries.",Why would you hope that?
37484,"YES! I love my car, it's like my safe zone. ",Until you get robbed ,If a motherfucker rob me he gone just be practicing.
37485,"YES! I love my car, it's like my safe zone. ",Until you get robbed ,You need a truck gun
37486,"YES! I love my car, it's like my safe zone. ",Until you get robbed ,"Im so broke, If they Rob me they'll just be practicing "
37487,Does anyone else order food to-go then immediately eat it in the parking lot in your car?,Pretend to be a cop on a stake out.,A steak take-out stakeout?
37488,Pretend to be a cop on a stake out.,A steak take-out stakeout?,Starring Adam Sandler. 
37489,A steak take-out stakeout?,Starring Adam Sandler. ,And Kevin James
37490,Starring Adam Sandler. ,And Kevin James,And Rob Schneider! 
37491,And Kevin James,And Rob Schneider! ,As the doggy bag!
37492,Pretend to be a cop on a stake out.,A steak take-out stakeout?,Steak 'n' Shake out
37493,Pretend to be a cop on a stake out.,A steak take-out stakeout?,"/r/WordAvalanches 

"
37494,Pretend to be a cop on a stake out.,A steak take-out stakeout?,For Gayle's apartment?
37495,Pretend to be a cop on a stake out.,A steak take-out stakeout?,This deserves more!
37496,Does anyone else order food to-go then immediately eat it in the parking lot in your car?,It's a tale as old as time ,true as it can be
37497,It's a tale as old as time ,true as it can be,Barely even friends
37498,true as it can be,Barely even friends,something something sun will ^r^i^s^e^!
37499,true as it can be,Barely even friends,"Then somebody bends, unexpectedly "
37500,Does anyone else order food to-go then immediately eat it in the parking lot in your car?,This definitely sounds pleasant but christ is it unnecessarily wasteful. ,"I mean not really, the only additional piece of waste is the bag. Which is recyclable... "
37501,This definitely sounds pleasant but christ is it unnecessarily wasteful. ,"I mean not really, the only additional piece of waste is the bag. Which is recyclable... ",I thought he was talking about wasting gas but I can see your take on it too. 
37502,This definitely sounds pleasant but christ is it unnecessarily wasteful. ,"I mean not really, the only additional piece of waste is the bag. Which is recyclable... ","And the takeout box, certainly? And the disposable cutlery, potentially? "
37503,This definitely sounds pleasant but christ is it unnecessarily wasteful. ,"I mean not really, the only additional piece of waste is the bag. Which is recyclable... ",Recylging is completely useless as well fyi 
37504,Does anyone else order food to-go then immediately eat it in the parking lot in your car?,"Why don't you like sonic, out of curiosity?",Btw they have trans fats in almost everything on their menu
37505,"Why don't you like sonic, out of curiosity?",Btw they have trans fats in almost everything on their menu,Isnt that illegal now? Or am I misinformed?
37506,Does anyone else order food to-go then immediately eat it in the parking lot in your car?,But have you had Sonic's chili cheese tots tho?,I dislike it bc I used to work there and ate it too much :(
37507,But have you had Sonic's chili cheese tots tho?,I dislike it bc I used to work there and ate it too much :(,Tragic. 
37508,Does anyone else order food to-go then immediately eat it in the parking lot in your car?,Why would you drive home and eat soggy fries?,I love soggy fries!! 
37509,Why would you drive home and eat soggy fries?,I love soggy fries!! ,"You are a psychopath.  But you're OUR psychopath, and that's what matters."
37510,Im 31 and have only been to one funeral.,"I’m 37 and I’ve only been to one, my first wife’s. ",Sorry about your loss dude.  That's really unfortunate. 
37511,"I’m 37 and I’ve only been to one, my first wife’s. ",Sorry about your loss dude.  That's really unfortunate. ,"It's ok, it was a long time ago."
37512,Im 31 and have only been to one funeral.,You're not missing much,except the mental growth that comes from dealing with it
37513,You're not missing much,except the mental growth that comes from dealing with it,Username checks out lol
37514,You're not missing much,except the mental growth that comes from dealing with it,I didn’t feel I grew an awful lot really. 
37515,You're not missing much,except the mental growth that comes from dealing with it,"And emotions that come with that.
"
37516,You're not missing much,except the mental growth that comes from dealing with it,"Mental growth or mental degradation, depending on what type of person you are"
37517,Im 31 and have only been to one funeral.,"Statistically, you're going to be to at least one more.",Their own funeral?
37518,"Statistically, you're going to be to at least one more.",Their own funeral?,You sir get a gold star in maths and deductions sir.
37519,2 years clean from dope.,Time to celebrate with some dope! 😄,You are what's wrong with humanity. 
37520,Time to celebrate with some dope! 😄,You are what's wrong with humanity. ,Yeah sure
37521,Someone asked for my number today!,Hope it goes well!,"Thank you! I hope so, too :) "
37522,Hope it goes well!,"Thank you! I hope so, too :) ",What are you hoping for in the situation? 
37523,Hope it goes well!,"Thank you! I hope so, too :) ","Make sure to name the first one "" Reddit""."
37524,Hope it goes well!,"Thank you! I hope so, too :) ",Awesome!  I hope he turns out to be truly kind and a gentleman.
37525,Hope it goes well!,"Thank you! I hope so, too :) ",Be safe! Good luck :-)
37526,Hope it goes well!,"Thank you! I hope so, too :) ","If he rapes and kills you, make sure your mother tells reddit about it!"
37527,Someone asked for my number today!,*frantically takes notes*,"*scrambles out confindence* 
"
37528,*frantically takes notes*,"*scrambles out confindence* 
",*Loses confidence after misspelling the word*
37529,"*scrambles out confindence* 
",*Loses confidence after misspelling the word*,"*runs out the cafe, forgot the laptop but keeps on running*"
37530,Someone asked for my number today!,*frantically takes notes*,Can I have my note back when you're done with it ?
37531,*frantically takes notes*,Can I have my note back when you're done with it ?,Only if you bring waffles
37532,Can I have my note back when you're done with it ?,Only if you bring waffles,"You bring the maple syrup.

I'll make it worth everyone's while. "
37533,Only if you bring waffles,"You bring the maple syrup.

I'll make it worth everyone's while. ",and you provide the post-waffle handjobs
37534,"You bring the maple syrup.

I'll make it worth everyone's while. ",and you provide the post-waffle handjobs,"Delivery boy here, I can definitely provide the waffle-hand post job"
37535,"You bring the maple syrup.

I'll make it worth everyone's while. ",and you provide the post-waffle handjobs,##Now we’re talking! 
37536,Only if you bring waffles,"You bring the maple syrup.

I'll make it worth everyone's while. ","And I'll make the eggs. Bacon too, if someone brings it. "
37537,Only if you bring waffles,"You bring the maple syrup.

I'll make it worth everyone's while. ",I'll bring vodka
37538,*frantically takes notes*,Can I have my note back when you're done with it ?,"sure, I was just adding my number!"
37539,Someone asked for my number today!,But did you say yes tho,but did you read the ending of the second paragraph tho
37540,But did you say yes tho,but did you read the ending of the second paragraph tho,Hahaha well played
37541,Someone asked for my number today!,"I love that people can still meet irl haha, that's what I want.",It's how mostly everyone meets. Online is a massive minority
37542,"I love that people can still meet irl haha, that's what I want.",It's how mostly everyone meets. Online is a massive minority,Where was this information before I blew $75 on match.
37543,Someone asked for my number today!,I can't wait until someone eventually does something like this for me :) so happy for you!,"Or, you could do it. Take a chance, make a change, and break~~away~~*traditionalgenderroles*"
37544,I can't wait until someone eventually does something like this for me :) so happy for you!,"Or, you could do it. Take a chance, make a change, and break~~away~~*traditionalgenderroles*",I have. Hasn't ever really worked out how I imagined 
37545,"Or, you could do it. Take a chance, make a change, and break~~away~~*traditionalgenderroles*",I have. Hasn't ever really worked out how I imagined ,Props
37546,"Today I am having my first date night with my wife after getting married, I'm very excited!",This is the most wonderfully wholesome thing I have ever read ,I'm glad I could bring some wholesome to your day! haha
37547,This is the most wonderfully wholesome thing I have ever read ,I'm glad I could bring some wholesome to your day! haha,Yeah nice attention whoring op
37548,"Today I am having my first date night with my wife after getting married, I'm very excited!",Great plan! What's your profession?,I work hospital registration for the surgery department! 
37549,Great plan! What's your profession?,I work hospital registration for the surgery department! ,"Oh, I see! That explains the shifts. Hope your date night was great!"
37550,"Today I am having my first date night with my wife after getting married, I'm very excited!",It will be short lived. Enjoy while it lasts and welcome to hell !,If done right I don't think my happiness will be short lived.
37551,It will be short lived. Enjoy while it lasts and welcome to hell !,If done right I don't think my happiness will be short lived.,I was kidding. Welcome to the club !
37552,"I know that this should come as no surprise, but Great Value™ bread sucks some fat ass balls",I only get Great value bread brcause it tastes fine o.o,"You need to up your bread game, my friend.


Oh god, im a bread snob now..."
37553,I only get Great value bread brcause it tastes fine o.o,"You need to up your bread game, my friend.


Oh god, im a bread snob now...",You sure are. :P
37554,"I know that this should come as no surprise, but Great Value™ bread sucks some fat ass balls",Did you Google the trademark logo and paste it or did you use the alt code,I used Google™
37555,Did you Google the trademark logo and paste it or did you use the alt code,I used Google™,lol
37556,What makes you happy inside? Mine is having freshly painted nails!,Taking a half day off work,do you take the morning half or the afternoon half?
37557,Taking a half day off work,do you take the morning half or the afternoon half?,The afternoon my dude
37558,What makes you happy inside? Mine is having freshly painted nails!,I really feel happy sleeping,"Everything’s always better after a good nap, isn’t it?!"
37559,I really feel happy sleeping,"Everything’s always better after a good nap, isn’t it?!",Yup! 
37560,What makes you happy inside? Mine is having freshly painted nails!,Japanese Women's Pro-Wrestling. ,That’s interesting!
37561,Japanese Women's Pro-Wrestling. ,That’s interesting!,It's definitely something I take great joy in. 
37562,What makes you happy inside? Mine is having freshly painted nails!,My girlfriend makes me happy inside,Aw this is cute!! 
37563,My girlfriend makes me happy inside,Aw this is cute!! ,"Absolutely. She's cute, funny and a great cook. We complement each other very well"
37564,Aw this is cute!! ,"Absolutely. She's cute, funny and a great cook. We complement each other very well",It makes me happy to hear relationships going well. I wish the best for you two!!! :-)
37565,what's your unofficial job title?,I am a counterfeiter and all around faker. ,"hmm, that's gonna put me in the think tank for a bit."
37566,I am a counterfeiter and all around faker. ,"hmm, that's gonna put me in the think tank for a bit.",Art department for film and tv!
37567,what's your unofficial job title?,Creative thinker , marketing? 
37568,Creative thinker , marketing? ,"Close, video making, drawing and Audio editing "
37569, marketing? ,"Close, video making, drawing and Audio editing ", reality splicer? 
37570,"Close, video making, drawing and Audio editing ", reality splicer? ,Guess so lmao 
37571, reality splicer? ,Guess so lmao ,"yeah, put that on a resume. "
37572,Guess so lmao ,"yeah, put that on a resume. ",I just might you know haha 
37573,what's your unofficial job title?,I fix all the things and do the jobs the rest of my team don't want to,do you also herd cats? 
37574,I fix all the things and do the jobs the rest of my team don't want to,do you also herd cats? ,On both an individual and departmental level
37575,do you also herd cats? ,On both an individual and departmental level, there's a fine line between courage and stupidity. the world needs more people to be like you. 
37576,what's your unofficial job title?,Kitchen bitch(quite literally )," well, at least you hold the knives?"
37577,Kitchen bitch(quite literally )," well, at least you hold the knives?",When I'm washing them lol
37578,what's your unofficial job title?,Verbal punchbag for entitled Europeans, tech support? 
37579,Verbal punchbag for entitled Europeans, tech support? ,Customer service for a fashion retailer 
37580, tech support? ,Customer service for a fashion retailer ," oh boy, that might be worse."
37581,Customer service for a fashion retailer ," oh boy, that might be worse.",Luckily I'm on maternity leave so I get to skip the horror that is Christmas this year! 
37582," oh boy, that might be worse.",Luckily I'm on maternity leave so I get to skip the horror that is Christmas this year! ,woo! I hope you have a healthy pregnancy and enjoy the holidays free from work. 
37583,what's your unofficial job title?,"I get to tell people where to go, and how to make it ",do you work at a front desk? 
37584,"I get to tell people where to go, and how to make it ",do you work at a front desk? ,"I'm a city bus driver, over 25 years now..."
37585,do you work at a front desk? ,"I'm a city bus driver, over 25 years now...", I'm sure that's had it's ups and downs. are you union? 
37586,"I'm a city bus driver, over 25 years now...", I'm sure that's had it's ups and downs. are you union? ,"Oh, yes. 3500 drivers. Needing to hire hundreds more for expansion."
37587,What is your hobby ? Is it expensive or decently priced ?,"I have some books on amazon, under the name charlie obrien. ","Black Canyon, the Cy young catcher ...yours ? "
37588,"I have some books on amazon, under the name charlie obrien. ","Black Canyon, the Cy young catcher ...yours ? ","not the cy young catcher. 
I wrote Limerence, a Ghost story, Brother Brother, etc."
37589,"Black Canyon, the Cy young catcher ...yours ? ","not the cy young catcher. 
I wrote Limerence, a Ghost story, Brother Brother, etc.",I will look into those :) 
37590,"I'm turning 16 tomorrow, do you have any advice for me?","Have a plan and start drinking as soon as possible. I didn't do either, big mistake.",drinking why?
37591,"Have a plan and start drinking as soon as possible. I didn't do either, big mistake.",drinking why?,Never mind just stick with the having a plan thing.
37592,"I'm turning 16 tomorrow, do you have any advice for me?",enjoy life and make memories,simple but really helpful&lt;3
37593,enjoy life and make memories,simple but really helpful&lt;3,Your welcome. and happy early birthday.
37594,"I'm turning 16 tomorrow, do you have any advice for me?",Don’t drink alcohol. Ever. ,even in church?🤔
37595,Don’t drink alcohol. Ever. ,even in church?🤔,Also. Don’t go to church. 
37596,even in church?🤔,Also. Don’t go to church. ,uh oh why so
37597,Also. Don’t go to church. ,uh oh why so,You’ll learn as you get older. 
37598,uh oh why so,You’ll learn as you get older. ,Valid
37599,"I'm turning 16 tomorrow, do you have any advice for me?","Happy Birthday.

Be kind to yourself.  :) ",slowly working on this!
37600,"Happy Birthday.

Be kind to yourself.  :) ",slowly working on this!,Oh good.  :) 
37601,"I'm turning 16 tomorrow, do you have any advice for me?",Don’t be scared of getting older you will mature without even realizing it. ,I feel so immature right now haha
37602,Don’t be scared of getting older you will mature without even realizing it. ,I feel so immature right now haha,Lmao it’s fine think about how immature so many adults are 
37603,I feel so immature right now haha,Lmao it’s fine think about how immature so many adults are ,will try;)
37604,"I'm turning 16 tomorrow, do you have any advice for me?",Every new year is the best year of your life. ,"never thought of this one in particular, but I’ll try to remember!"
37605,Every new year is the best year of your life. ,"never thought of this one in particular, but I’ll try to remember!",All about the attitude my friend. 
37606,"I'm turning 16 tomorrow, do you have any advice for me?",Try the weed,oh man
37607,Try the weed,oh man,Does that mean you’ll try it?
37608,Today I saw a kid in the hallway take out a full box of cereal from his locker,"If that's not a life hack, I don't know what is",LPT- keep a box of cereal in your locker at all time 
37609,"If that's not a life hack, I don't know what is",LPT- keep a box of cereal in your locker at all time ,Real LPT always in the comments
37610,Today I saw a kid in the hallway take out a full box of cereal from his locker,"If that's not a life hack, I don't know what is","Seriously? Bringing food somewhere impresses you? Literally, not even a life hack. "
37611,"If that's not a life hack, I don't know what is","Seriously? Bringing food somewhere impresses you? Literally, not even a life hack. ",Being a hater definitely isn't a life hack
37612,"Seriously? Bringing food somewhere impresses you? Literally, not even a life hack. ",Being a hater definitely isn't a life hack,You're the last person who has the authority to comment on life hacks 
37613,Today I saw a kid in the hallway take out a full box of cereal from his locker,I'm not hungry anymore because I ate a lot for lunch.,But then..what do you eat for breakfast 🤔
37614,I'm not hungry anymore because I ate a lot for lunch.,But then..what do you eat for breakfast 🤔,Nothing
37615,But then..what do you eat for breakfast 🤔,Nothing,Same tbh
37616,Today I saw a kid in the hallway take out a full box of cereal from his locker,I often bring a gallon Ziploc bag of generic honey nut Cheerios to work. ,"Generic, yes? Very tasty? Also yes. "
37617,I often bring a gallon Ziploc bag of generic honey nut Cheerios to work. ,"Generic, yes? Very tasty? Also yes. ",No clue why but I read that in a Yoda voice.
37618,I often bring a gallon Ziploc bag of generic honey nut Cheerios to work. ,"Generic, yes? Very tasty? Also yes. ",But they smell like old people piss. 
37619,Today I saw a kid in the hallway take out a full box of cereal from his locker,"I may or may not be that kid
(I’m not)",I could only hope to be that kid lol
37620,"I may or may not be that kid
(I’m not)",I could only hope to be that kid lol,"Tbh I’m probably gonna do that now
Thank you for your recollection of this"
37621,I could only hope to be that kid lol,"Tbh I’m probably gonna do that now
Thank you for your recollection of this",I have inspired something lol 
37622,Today I saw a kid in the hallway take out a full box of cereal from his locker,Usually I just eat the locker ,As one does 
37623,Usually I just eat the locker ,As one does ,/r/surrealmemes is leaking. 
37624,Today I saw a kid in the hallway take out a full box of cereal from his locker,Usually I just eat the locker ,I eat the poor bullied kids who get stuffed in lockers
37625,Usually I just eat the locker ,I eat the poor bullied kids who get stuffed in lockers,Hi Susie
37626,Usually I just eat the locker ,I eat the poor bullied kids who get stuffed in lockers,/unexpectedworm
37627,What is going to be the highlight of your week?,I’m going on girls trip on Friday!,That sounds cool! What kind of trip is it? Are you a close group of friends?
37628,I’m going on girls trip on Friday!,That sounds cool! What kind of trip is it? Are you a close group of friends?,Yes we have been friends for many years. It’s a let’s chill on the beach for a week trip. 
37629,That sounds cool! What kind of trip is it? Are you a close group of friends?,Yes we have been friends for many years. It’s a let’s chill on the beach for a week trip. ,Sounds great! Wish you a lot of fun!
37630,Yes we have been friends for many years. It’s a let’s chill on the beach for a week trip. ,Sounds great! Wish you a lot of fun!,Thanks! I’m counting the hours!!!!
37631,What is going to be the highlight of your week?,Friday man.... cuz I get to sleep in Saturday morning. ,Gotta love to sleep in :DD
37632,Friday man.... cuz I get to sleep in Saturday morning. ,Gotta love to sleep in :DD,Ikr
37633,Happy Diwali Everyone,enjoy the festival. is it true you have to be vegen for it during the festival? ,"Thank you mate :)
Not vegan but you have to be vegetarian throughout the festival. "
37634,enjoy the festival. is it true you have to be vegen for it during the festival? ,"Thank you mate :)
Not vegan but you have to be vegetarian throughout the festival. ",ah ok cool. thought eggs and milk etc were off limits too
37635,Happy Diwali Everyone,I found a flyer for a Diwali event at my university! ,"Great! Where are you from?

And happy diwali &lt;3"
37636,I found a flyer for a Diwali event at my university! ,"Great! Where are you from?

And happy diwali &lt;3",Oklahoma!
37637,"I get A LOT of calls from older people thinking I’m AT&amp;T. It annoyed me at first, but now it’s one of my favorite things.",I just get called by Chinese people who have the wrong number.,I wonder who they’re trying to call. Try asking!
37638,I just get called by Chinese people who have the wrong number.,I wonder who they’re trying to call. Try asking!,I would they speak in what is presumably mandarin.
37639,I wonder who they’re trying to call. Try asking!,I would they speak in what is presumably mandarin.,"Oh, then learn Mandarin and then ask. No big deal, haha. "
37640,"I get A LOT of calls from older people thinking I’m AT&amp;T. It annoyed me at first, but now it’s one of my favorite things.",You ledge..,I don’t know what that means. 🤷🏻‍♀️
37641,You ledge..,I don’t know what that means. 🤷🏻‍♀️,Short for “legend”. 
37642,"I get A LOT of calls from older people thinking I’m AT&amp;T. It annoyed me at first, but now it’s one of my favorite things.",THANK YOU FOR CALLING MOVIE FONE! Para Español a prima dos,"Hey, that's my line!"
37643,THANK YOU FOR CALLING MOVIE FONE! Para Español a prima dos,"Hey, that's my line!",Lol! Love the name 
37644,What’s the last thing that bummed you out?,"I was walking home and I saw a couple hugging 

man im fuckin lonely ",Sameeee. Shit is depressing coming home to nothing and no one 
37645,"I was walking home and I saw a couple hugging 

man im fuckin lonely ",Sameeee. Shit is depressing coming home to nothing and no one ,Stop coming home
37646,Sameeee. Shit is depressing coming home to nothing and no one ,Stop coming home,Easier route would be filling my home with some love 
37647,Stop coming home,Easier route would be filling my home with some love ,Hi I would like to purchase 3 loves 
37648,Easier route would be filling my home with some love ,Hi I would like to purchase 3 loves ,"When you figure out where to purchase, pls send referral. Thanks "
37649,"I was walking home and I saw a couple hugging 

man im fuckin lonely ",Sameeee. Shit is depressing coming home to nothing and no one ,Now kiss
37650,What’s the last thing that bummed you out?,My cat got sick....but he’s better now thank goodness 😸,"What was wrong with the kitty? 
"
37651,My cat got sick....but he’s better now thank goodness 😸,"What was wrong with the kitty? 
",He had a UTI :( 
37652,My cat got sick....but he’s better now thank goodness 😸,"What was wrong with the kitty? 
",He got sick 
37653,I hide small bills in my wife’s jacket pockets.,This is so cute. Major updoots. ,Thanks! She’s really great!
37654,This is so cute. Major updoots. ,Thanks! She’s really great!,I'm glad it sounds like you have a mutually awesome relationship.
37655,"When I worked at Wendy's, I used to meow when customers pulled up to the drive through",You pulled a Super Trooper,Get out of the car right meow
37656,You pulled a Super Trooper,Get out of the car right meow,The key to life is happiness in your household. - Super Troopers 2
37657,Get out of the car right meow,The key to life is happiness in your household. - Super Troopers 2,The key to life is a penis in your asshole - Canadian Mounties
37658,You pulled a Super Trooper,Get out of the car right meow,"*glances over at partner holding up nine fingers, makes resigned face*

**”MEOW!”**"
37659,"When I worked at Wendy's, I used to meow when customers pulled up to the drive through","Please tell me that was just your 2009 ""lol xd im so random"" phase ",“Welcome to Wendy’s would you like to try a PeNgUiN of DoOm combo???”
37660,"Please tell me that was just your 2009 ""lol xd im so random"" phase ",“Welcome to Wendy’s would you like to try a PeNgUiN of DoOm combo???”,(i’m bi if u don’t like it deal w/it) 
37661,"When I worked at Wendy's, I used to meow when customers pulled up to the drive through","Please tell me that was just your 2009 ""lol xd im so random"" phase ",Think you mean “rawr XD” 
37662,"Please tell me that was just your 2009 ""lol xd im so random"" phase ",Think you mean “rawr XD” ,Rawr xD
37663,"When I worked at Wendy's, I used to meow when customers pulled up to the drive through","I like that. But then, I like cats, so it's fitting that such shenanigans would appeal to me. ","&gt;I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, 'Shenanigans.'"
37664,"I like that. But then, I like cats, so it's fitting that such shenanigans would appeal to me. ","&gt;I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, 'Shenanigans.'",Shenanigans
37665,"&gt;I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, 'Shenanigans.'",Shenanigans,r/madlads
37666,Shenanigans,r/madlads,Put me in the screenshot and circle my comment please
37667,"I like that. But then, I like cats, so it's fitting that such shenanigans would appeal to me. ","&gt;I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, 'Shenanigans.'","Come at me, MF'er! :D"
37668,"&gt;I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, 'Shenanigans.'","Come at me, MF'er! :D","But he said next, not previous. 
  8-p"
37669,"Come at me, MF'er! :D","But he said next, not previous. 
  8-p","Good point! I hereby withdraw my challenge! (Or retract my claws, as the case may be :D)"
37670,"But he said next, not previous. 
  8-p","Good point! I hereby withdraw my challenge! (Or retract my claws, as the case may be :D)",And we’ll have no more ... Shenanigans ... from you!!
37671,"When I worked at Wendy's, I used to meow when customers pulled up to the drive through",Why the fuck am I laughing at this at 2 in the morning,Its 2pm here. Where do u live?
37672,Why the fuck am I laughing at this at 2 in the morning,Its 2pm here. Where do u live?,South East Asia hohoho
37673,Its 2pm here. Where do u live?,South East Asia hohoho,Cool. Im from the Caribbean
37674,South East Asia hohoho,Cool. Im from the Caribbean,The carry bean?
37675,Cool. Im from the Caribbean,The carry bean?,Im not sure if im missing a jk or not lol but its pronounced cah-rib-ian
37676,Its 2pm here. Where do u live?,South East Asia hohoho,Shout out from Thailand.
37677,"When I worked at Wendy's, I used to meow when customers pulled up to the drive through",r/cringe,A lot of things from my past make me cringe. This is not one of them.
37678,r/cringe,A lot of things from my past make me cringe. This is not one of them.,Should be one of them
37679,"When I worked at Wendy's, I used to meow when customers pulled up to the drive through",I think you meant to post this to /r/cringe,I was just about to when your mom called me and said to post a picture of you instead 💁
37680,I think you meant to post this to /r/cringe,I was just about to when your mom called me and said to post a picture of you instead 💁,F
37681,I think you meant to post this to /r/cringe,I was just about to when your mom called me and said to post a picture of you instead 💁,"Oh lord, the cringe continues."
37682,"When I worked at Wendy's, I used to meow when customers pulled up to the drive through",What why?,Because my job sucked 
37683,What why?,Because my job sucked ,Reasonable
37684,"So, i realized that Turkey is not that ""unpopular"" as i think",I really like your Turkish tea. 😁,"We are addicted to tea, we love coffee too"
37685,I really like your Turkish tea. 😁,"We are addicted to tea, we love coffee too",I LOVE the coffee. Turkish way is the best way to make / drink it  
37686,I was at Chipotle last night with a friend and he said something that made me smile,I think he was just trying to get in your pants.,"The fact that we're both straight dudes makes me doubt this, but only a little"
37687,I think he was just trying to get in your pants.,"The fact that we're both straight dudes makes me doubt this, but only a little","You never know, you could be only one burrito away from a brojob"
37688,My 15th birthday is on the 19th of this month and I'm pretty hyped,My birthday is on the 10th of this month!  Happy Birthday to us!!!,Thank you! Happy early birthday :)
37689,My birthday is on the 10th of this month!  Happy Birthday to us!!!,Thank you! Happy early birthday :),You too man!
37690,My 15th birthday is on the 19th of this month and I'm pretty hyped,We are the same age then pal. 14,Nice :) I won't be for long though lol
37691,We are the same age then pal. 14,Nice :) I won't be for long though lol,I will turn 15 in January the coming month though.
37692,My 15th birthday is on the 19th of this month and I'm pretty hyped,we have the same birthday! except i’m turning 19 on the 19th :),Happy early golden birthday :)
37693,we have the same birthday! except i’m turning 19 on the 19th :),Happy early golden birthday :),thanks!
37694,Does anyone else feel like they’re just very mediocre at everything?,Statistically most people are average (mediocre) at everything. ,How do you live with that?
37695,Statistically most people are average (mediocre) at everything. ,How do you live with that?,Good question
37696,Statistically most people are average (mediocre) at everything. ,How do you live with that?,Alternatively why should it even bother you at all
37697,Statistically most people are average (mediocre) at everything. ,How do you live with that?,Being average is good. I am same.
37698,Statistically most people are average (mediocre) at everything. ,How do you live with that?,What's your alternative?do only 1 thing always and be the best at that one thing?
37699,Statistically most people are average (mediocre) at everything. ,How do you live with that?,You are living with that right now.
37700,Does anyone else feel like they’re just very mediocre at everything?,I don't think I've ever related to a reddit post this much,"me too! so this is what it feels like,  when doves cry!"
37701,I don't think I've ever related to a reddit post this much,"me too! so this is what it feels like,  when doves cry!","Do do do do, do do do do HEEE!"
37702,Give me a song and I'll rate it (0/10) !,River by Leon Bridges,"New favorite, thank you!"
37703,River by Leon Bridges,"New favorite, thank you!",Right??
37704,Give me a song and I'll rate it (0/10) !,"Curious about what you think of this.

Nattvåsen by Carbon Based Lifeforms.",CBL is awesome!
37705,"Curious about what you think of this.

Nattvåsen by Carbon Based Lifeforms.",CBL is awesome!,Yes! really interesting
37706,"Curious about what you think of this.

Nattvåsen by Carbon Based Lifeforms.",CBL is awesome!,If you like CBL you should check out Ott and Androcell as well. Both really awesome.
37707,Give me a song and I'll rate it (0/10) !,Disrespectin - 88rising,5/10
37708,Disrespectin - 88rising,5/10,"I’ve got 1 more 

are you okay? - winnetka bowling league "
37709,5/10,"I’ve got 1 more 

are you okay? - winnetka bowling league ","7/10
"
37710,"I’m bored,let’s chat",I'm a bit drunk. Hello.,"i am very drunk also

hello!"
37711,I'm a bit drunk. Hello.,"i am very drunk also

hello!","Hello drunk people! 🤗 I’ve never been drunk before,how many drinks does it take?"
37712,"i am very drunk also

hello!","Hello drunk people! 🤗 I’ve never been drunk before,how many drinks does it take?",Depends on the drink.
37713,"I’m bored,let’s chat",I just added some fish to my aquarium so that's a plus,Do your fish ever move the pebbles?
37714,I just added some fish to my aquarium so that's a plus,Do your fish ever move the pebbles?,Yes! And the crabs rearrange stuff all the time 
37715,I misunderstood what a coworker asked me and gave him a response he wasn’t ready for,I love you lmao,Me too. You are me and I am you. I now feel 1000% less alone.
37716,I love you lmao,Me too. You are me and I am you. I now feel 1000% less alone.,Feel hugged
37717,I love you lmao,Me too. You are me and I am you. I now feel 1000% less alone.,Same x10000
37718,Would you raise your kids the same way you were raised?,I was whipped with a belt. My kids will not be whipped with a belt. ,I m sorry that happened. Shouldn't happen to anyone. You will be a great parent. 
37719,I was whipped with a belt. My kids will not be whipped with a belt. ,I m sorry that happened. Shouldn't happen to anyone. You will be a great parent. ,Thank you. I'm already a parent and my kids aren't spanked at all. 
37720,I turned my entire life around and I just realized it,"Congratulations!  I love reading uplifting stories, gives me hope for myself and others!",Thank you! I'm glad I could add to the Uplifting Story Repository.
37721,"Congratulations!  I love reading uplifting stories, gives me hope for myself and others!",Thank you! I'm glad I could add to the Uplifting Story Repository.,r/upliftingreposistory
37722,Thank you! I'm glad I could add to the Uplifting Story Repository.,r/upliftingreposistory,r/subsyoufellfor
37723,r/upliftingreposistory,r/subsyoufellfor,r/subsimadeup
37724,I turned my entire life around and I just realized it,Pretty good. I graduated yesterday 🙂,Congratulations! What's your field of study?
37725,Pretty good. I graduated yesterday 🙂,Congratulations! What's your field of study?,International Business. 
37726,I am an 18 year old guy from a small town in the UK who loves to talk to people from all over about literally anything. Ask me anything! :),I'm also from a small town in the UK. Whereabouts are you?,"Up in a town called Selby in North Yorkshire, what about you?"
37727,I'm also from a small town in the UK. Whereabouts are you?,"Up in a town called Selby in North Yorkshire, what about you?","I know Selby well. North Yorkshire is beautiful. Morpeth, Northumberland."
37728,I am an 18 year old guy from a small town in the UK who loves to talk to people from all over about literally anything. Ask me anything! :),I'm also from a small town in the UK. Whereabouts are you?,Also from a town in UK!! I'm from a town in Suffolk 
37729,I'm also from a small town in the UK. Whereabouts are you?,Also from a town in UK!! I'm from a town in Suffolk ,Never been to Suffolk. What's it like?
37730,I’m handing out candy while holding in tears.,My dog died that’s about it. No sweet treats here. ,I'm sorry to hear this. :(
37731,My dog died that’s about it. No sweet treats here. ,I'm sorry to hear this. :(,"Thanks random stranger, it's been a pretty shitty week."
37732,I'm sorry to hear this. :(,"Thanks random stranger, it's been a pretty shitty week.",Take care of yourself. &lt;3
37733,I’m handing out candy while holding in tears.,How old are you? How many years did you enjoy your grandparents’ love?,I’m 21. I was blessed to have lived with them for 21 years.
37734,How old are you? How many years did you enjoy your grandparents’ love?,I’m 21. I was blessed to have lived with them for 21 years.,"I'm glad you had at least that, and wish you had more."
37735,Halloween isn't going how I planned..,you work with a bunch of Bbuzz Killingtons. Not your fault,Ha. Thanks! I thought at least one person would know. Nope. 
37736,you work with a bunch of Bbuzz Killingtons. Not your fault,Ha. Thanks! I thought at least one person would know. Nope. ,Is any of the Buzzes into Halloween at all? Do they know what Halloween is? :)
37737,Halloween isn't going how I planned..,Your co-workers sound wack,Yes. They definitely are. Unfortunately.
37738,Your co-workers sound wack,Yes. They definitely are. Unfortunately.,"But you’re not! Haha 

It’s okay mine are too."
37739,Yes. They definitely are. Unfortunately.,"But you’re not! Haha 

It’s okay mine are too.",Aw thanks! Haha I'm sure you're cool too! Tell me about your coworkers!
37740,Halloween isn't going how I planned..,Visual needed. Pam can look just like any other office woman. So there's that. ,But she's got Big _boobz
37741,Visual needed. Pam can look just like any other office woman. So there's that. ,But she's got Big _boobz,Read this in Kevin's voice.
37742,Halloween isn't going how I planned..,"To be fair, that seems like something that would happen to Pam from The Office.",Hahah yes so true!!
37743,"To be fair, that seems like something that would happen to Pam from The Office.",Hahah yes so true!!,In fact it almost exactly like what happened to Pam when she dressed like Charlie Chaplan
37744,Hahah yes so true!!,In fact it almost exactly like what happened to Pam when she dressed like Charlie Chaplan,"""Can't take off my hat either because then I'm Hitler"""
37745,Halloween isn't going how I planned..,In my hospital bed. Feels kinda lonely here.,Sorry to hear that. Feel better soon!
37746,In my hospital bed. Feels kinda lonely here.,Sorry to hear that. Feel better soon!,Thank you!
37747,Halloween isn't going how I planned..,In my hospital bed. Feels kinda lonely here.,Hope you get better soon bud!
37748,In my hospital bed. Feels kinda lonely here.,Hope you get better soon bud!,Thank you!
37749,I'm High and I want to talk with people :D,"r/CasualConversation meets r/trees lol

What strain?","&gt;What strain

hahaha 

Well I don't really remember hahaha "
37750,"r/CasualConversation meets r/trees lol

What strain?","&gt;What strain

hahaha 

Well I don't really remember hahaha ","damn, how much did you smoke/vape/consume?"
37751,I'm High and I want to talk with people :D,Are you snacking on anything? ,"nop, but I'm going to get snacks now just because of you hahaha "
37752,Are you snacking on anything? ,"nop, but I'm going to get snacks now just because of you hahaha ","Hehehe what's on the menu, or planning to get?"
37753,"nop, but I'm going to get snacks now just because of you hahaha ","Hehehe what's on the menu, or planning to get?","Well I'm going to see what I have and then pick what I want xD I will tell you 
"
37754,I'm High and I want to talk with people :D,Really miss the smell and taste of weed. Is it still as good as I remembering it being?,Yes brother never changed 
37755,Really miss the smell and taste of weed. Is it still as good as I remembering it being?,Yes brother never changed ,That smell. Can never forget it.
37756,Yes brother never changed ,That smell. Can never forget it.,exactly 
37757,I am hanging out with my crush on Saturday. I cannot wait!,Let's hope the crush and friend dobt hit it off and hook up. ,"Yes, let's not hope that! I don't they would. He is far from her type. "
37758,Let's hope the crush and friend dobt hit it off and hook up. ,"Yes, let's not hope that! I don't they would. He is far from her type. ",Good luck!!
37759,I am hanging out with my crush on Saturday. I cannot wait!,Incoming “TIFU by hooking my crush and my friend up”,"Actually, there is a group of us, so..."
37760,Incoming “TIFU by hooking my crush and my friend up”,"Actually, there is a group of us, so...","ha, take a joke! good luck"
37761,Does anyone else feel incredibly lonely?,All the fucking time :(,It's just so horrible 
37762,All the fucking time :(,It's just so horrible ,"I know :(  have an internet hug 

*hug*"
37763,It's just so horrible ,"I know :(  have an internet hug 

*hug*",*hugs back*
37764,"I know :(  have an internet hug 

*hug*",*hugs back*,"*Awkwardly joins hug, then leaves when I realize that's kinda strange*"
37765,*hugs back*,"*Awkwardly joins hug, then leaves when I realize that's kinda strange*","Nah come back, group reddit hug"
37766,"*Awkwardly joins hug, then leaves when I realize that's kinda strange*","Nah come back, group reddit hug",That was cute as hell &lt;3
37767,Does anyone else feel incredibly lonely?,"Yup, last date was in 2009, lol","Honestly, what does one even do if they're not into the whole *culture* of dating?"
37768,"Yup, last date was in 2009, lol","Honestly, what does one even do if they're not into the whole *culture* of dating?","I couldn't tell ya.  Lol I'm one of the undesirables, xD"
37769,Does anyone else feel incredibly lonely?,Yes. I feel completely abandoned. ,Wanna talk about it? 
37770,Yes. I feel completely abandoned. ,Wanna talk about it? ,sure! 
37771,Today my classmate said I was cute,Caught off guard there with the last sentences.,:D nothing like a little positivity 
37772,Caught off guard there with the last sentences.,:D nothing like a little positivity ,That's what I told my doctor about my test for HIV. 
37773,:D nothing like a little positivity ,That's what I told my doctor about my test for HIV. ,"You want some 🍰  for your last supper, bro?"
37774,That's what I told my doctor about my test for HIV. ,"You want some 🍰  for your last supper, bro?","It’s nkt diabetes, so why the hell not?"
37775,:D nothing like a little positivity ,That's what I told my doctor about my test for HIV. ,You are HIV Aladeen!
37776,:D nothing like a little positivity ,That's what I told my doctor about my test for HIV. ,r/suicidebywords damn
37777,Today my classmate said I was cute,Caught off guard there with the last sentences.,Except it’s (: instead of :)
37778,Caught off guard there with the last sentences.,Except it’s (: instead of :),Stop this senseless discrimination of left handed smilies!
37779,Today my classmate said I was cute,When's the wedding? ,I know you just want the cake. Here's some cake 
37780,When's the wedding? ,I know you just want the cake. Here's some cake ,Shit time to go bake a cake
37781,I know you just want the cake. Here's some cake ,Shit time to go bake a cake,Remember to do the cooking by the book
37782,I know you just want the cake. Here's some cake ,Shit time to go bake a cake,Am pastry cook. I'll bake the cake. 
37783,Shit time to go bake a cake,Am pastry cook. I'll bake the cake. ,Where have you been all my life
37784,When's the wedding? ,I know you just want the cake. Here's some cake ,Also here for the cake. 
37785,When's the wedding? ,I know you just want the cake. Here's some cake ,"I know a guy who makes great cakes, HMU when y'all start planning the event"
37786,When's the wedding? ,I know you just want the cake. Here's some cake ,The cake is a lie
37787,Today my classmate said I was cute,no. you're cute,no u
37788,no. you're cute,no u,no u
37789,no u,no u,no u 
37790,no u,no u,no u
37791,no u,no u,Suck me daddy
37792,no u,Suck me daddy,No u
37793,no u,no u,No u
37794,no u,no u,No all of u
37795,no u,no u,Good bye
37796,Today my classmate said I was cute,Why the FUCK didn’t you specify genders in your story? Now I can’t picture it,we're both girls! 
37797,Why the FUCK didn’t you specify genders in your story? Now I can’t picture it,we're both girls! ,Thanks
37798,Today my classmate said I was cute,"Nah. Some people are not cute. Like me, I have never been called anything remotely like that.",Guys are cute too. 
37799,"Nah. Some people are not cute. Like me, I have never been called anything remotely like that.",Guys are cute too. ,"I never said they weren't!

It's just I'm not one of those guys."
37800,Today my classmate said I was cute,Im fat,"yes, you're fat, and you're beautiful too. "
37801,Im fat,"yes, you're fat, and you're beautiful too. ","Thanks, i think you're beautiful too. "
37802,Today my classmate said I was cute,I'm not sure I understand that last little paragraph there. ,"Read it slowly and let it sink in, you'll understand eventually. "
37803,I'm not sure I understand that last little paragraph there. ,"Read it slowly and let it sink in, you'll understand eventually. ",Hmm no still not getting it 
37804,Am I the only person that tries to upvote all the comments on one of my posts or is that pretty common?,"Hello, I'm just here for the upvote!   


(No, I totally do that too.)","Well, you got one"
37805,"Hello, I'm just here for the upvote!   


(No, I totally do that too.)","Well, you got one",Me too! 
37806,"Hello, I'm just here for the upvote!   


(No, I totally do that too.)","Well, you got one","Thanks
"
37807,"Hello, I'm just here for the upvote!   


(No, I totally do that too.)","Well, you got one",Thanks again
37808,Just saw Whiplash today.,WHIPLASH IS SO FUCKING GOOD!! WERE YOU RUSHING OR WERE YOU DRAGGING??? LOOK AT ME!,"So FOR THE LAST, FATHER-FUCKING TIME, WERE YOU TOO FAST OR TOO SLOW"
37809,WHIPLASH IS SO FUCKING GOOD!! WERE YOU RUSHING OR WERE YOU DRAGGING??? LOOK AT ME!,"So FOR THE LAST, FATHER-FUCKING TIME, WERE YOU TOO FAST OR TOO SLOW",#SO YOU DO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
37810,"So FOR THE LAST, FATHER-FUCKING TIME, WERE YOU TOO FAST OR TOO SLOW",#SO YOU DO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE,"ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE SINGLE TEAR MOTHERFUCKERS. 

or something like that it’s been awhile. "
37811,#SO YOU DO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE,"ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE SINGLE TEAR MOTHERFUCKERS. 

or something like that it’s been awhile. ",THIS IS WHY YOUR MOTHER LEFT YOU
37812,"ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE SINGLE TEAR MOTHERFUCKERS. 

or something like that it’s been awhile. ",THIS IS WHY YOUR MOTHER LEFT YOU,*THROWS CHAIR*
37813,THIS IS WHY YOUR MOTHER LEFT YOU,*THROWS CHAIR*,TRY ME YOU FUCKING WEASEL
37814,*THROWS CHAIR*,TRY ME YOU FUCKING WEASEL,"SO THEN SAY IT

“i’m upset”

I’M SORRY?

“I’M UPSET...”"
37815,TRY ME YOU FUCKING WEASEL,"SO THEN SAY IT

“i’m upset”

I’M SORRY?

“I’M UPSET...”","Looking at it now, I probably shouldn't have watched this when I was 9.."
37816,What do you guys feel about cuddling?,Yes to cuddle. 33M here. I want to be the small spoon every once in a while.,It feels so good when she holds on to you like a baby monkey grabs onto his mother
37817,Yes to cuddle. 33M here. I want to be the small spoon every once in a while.,It feels so good when she holds on to you like a baby monkey grabs onto his mother,True words.
37818,Yes to cuddle. 33M here. I want to be the small spoon every once in a while.,It feels so good when she holds on to you like a baby monkey grabs onto his mother,"This is absolutely correct 

12/10!"
37819,I just had one of those moments in life where everything seems perfect and I am completely happy,R/wholesome,"R/foundthemobileuser

wait..."
37820,R/wholesome,"R/foundthemobileuser

wait...",Damn! You got me
37821,I just had one of those moments in life where everything seems perfect and I am completely happy,"Yeah, but how do we know you deserve to be happy, hmm? ",That's not a very nice thing to say.
37822,"Yeah, but how do we know you deserve to be happy, hmm? ",That's not a very nice thing to say.,Explain.
37823,I took a bath with a snorkel.,"You all are awesome, and I guess so am I! Keep having awesome fun. ",Throw in a good bath bomb for a next level experience
37824,"You all are awesome, and I guess so am I! Keep having awesome fun. ",Throw in a good bath bomb for a next level experience,Already did. It was this bath. Pink grapefruit and eucalyptus. 
37825,Throw in a good bath bomb for a next level experience,Already did. It was this bath. Pink grapefruit and eucalyptus. ,You are living your best life. Keep being awesome!
37826,Throw in a good bath bomb for a next level experience,Already did. It was this bath. Pink grapefruit and eucalyptus. ,That flavor (scent? what's the right word here) combination sounds great!
37827,"You all are awesome, and I guess so am I! Keep having awesome fun. ",Throw in a good bath bomb for a next level experience,Or a couple of lobsters for a sub-par experience
37828,Throw in a good bath bomb for a next level experience,Or a couple of lobsters for a sub-par experience,Let's stick with rubber ducks before someone gets their nips pinched
37829,I took a bath with a snorkel.,[removed],Did you guys wife swap that night?
37830,[removed],Did you guys wife swap that night?,/r/NSFW_AMA is that way
37831,I took a bath with a snorkel.,I used to do that same but with a straw! ,Calm down satan 
37832,I used to do that same but with a straw! ,Calm down satan ,What?
37833,Calm down satan ,What?,"It's ironic, read as madlad."
37834,I took a bath with a snorkel.,Did the same thing when I was ten,That’s the beauty of it. He hasn’t suppressed his childhood despite aging.
37835,Did the same thing when I was ten,That’s the beauty of it. He hasn’t suppressed his childhood despite aging.,Yes. Everyone should be like this.
37836,I'm writing a script and I want you be included!,"Interesting, would want to be part of it! ",Awesome! What did you do last weekend?
37837,"Interesting, would want to be part of it! ",Awesome! What did you do last weekend?,I went to clean the house that my family owns and wants to sell. 
37838,Awesome! What did you do last weekend?,I went to clean the house that my family owns and wants to sell. ,Do you do that often?
37839,I'm writing a script and I want you be included!,I'd be interested. Ask me some questions to get the ball rolling!,"If you could change the color of the sky, what would you change it to?"
37840,I'd be interested. Ask me some questions to get the ball rolling!,"If you could change the color of the sky, what would you change it to?","A milky, pastel green!"
37841,"If you could change the color of the sky, what would you change it to?","A milky, pastel green!","interesting choice, what would the sunset look like?
"
37842,I'm writing a script and I want you be included!,I'm down for it. What do you wanna know?,What is a typical meal you would eat for dinner?
37843,I'm down for it. What do you wanna know?,What is a typical meal you would eat for dinner?,Grilled chicken with brown rice and a diet coke lol
37844,What is a typical meal you would eat for dinner?,Grilled chicken with brown rice and a diet coke lol,Sounds good! What’s a meal you would serve if you’re having a dinner party with your friends?
37845,I'm writing a script and I want you be included!,"Such a cool idea! I don't know where to start, perhaps you could ask some questions? ",Have you ever craved a weird food?
37846,"Such a cool idea! I don't know where to start, perhaps you could ask some questions? ",Have you ever craved a weird food?,A few months ago I was really craving English muffins with spicy sausage on them. 
37847,"Does anyone like that weird, cosy, &amp; melancholic feeling of being ""happy-sad""?",Happy? ,"No, not exactly. Like being so sad, it makes you happy."
37848,Happy? ,"No, not exactly. Like being so sad, it makes you happy.",Cozy sad.
37849,"Does anyone like that weird, cosy, &amp; melancholic feeling of being ""happy-sad""?",The feeling of Redbone-Childish Gambino? ,"Also, Chamber of Reflection by Mac DeMarco "
37850,The feeling of Redbone-Childish Gambino? ,"Also, Chamber of Reflection by Mac DeMarco ",also Everlong
37851,"Does anyone like that weird, cosy, &amp; melancholic feeling of being ""happy-sad""?",That’s why i (and many other people) love listening to sad songs so much.,"I know you didn't mean it this way, but thanks for the chuckle. "
37852,That’s why i (and many other people) love listening to sad songs so much.,"I know you didn't mean it this way, but thanks for the chuckle. ","“T” for Taylor definitely does make me feel less alone lol.  So does “it” aka “sad music”
"
37853,"I know you didn't mean it this way, but thanks for the chuckle. ","“T” for Taylor definitely does make me feel less alone lol.  So does “it” aka “sad music”
","Hey, whatever works for you. "
37854,"Does anyone like that weird, cosy, &amp; melancholic feeling of being ""happy-sad""?",i get that feeling a lot but in the end the happiness fades and im just sad,"True, true. But it makes you cosy instead of spite-y, doesn't it?"
37855,i get that feeling a lot but in the end the happiness fades and im just sad,"True, true. But it makes you cosy instead of spite-y, doesn't it?",yeahhh
37856,Anyone else love the smell of cold air?,This this this! Even better when it's wet. ,Or when it's about to rain/snow!
37857,This this this! Even better when it's wet. ,Or when it's about to rain/snow!,ye!!!!!!!!
37858,Anyone else love the smell of cold air?,I can only simply describe fresh cold air as *crispy*,Crunchy air
37859,I can only simply describe fresh cold air as *crispy*,Crunchy air,Now we're snowin'
37860,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?","Seems it only happens when i'm sleeping, but I guess better that no one mentioning me at all ",Tea is a really hot topic at night.
37861,"Seems it only happens when i'm sleeping, but I guess better that no one mentioning me at all ",Tea is a really hot topic at night.,Tea is delicious. I’ve never been reddit summon it is pretty cool though.
37862,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?","Seems it only happens when i'm sleeping, but I guess better that no one mentioning me at all ",omg you like tea? I  love tea
37863,"Seems it only happens when i'm sleeping, but I guess better that no one mentioning me at all ",omg you like tea? I  love tea,Just not now because its almost bed time :(
37864,omg you like tea? I  love tea,Just not now because its almost bed time :(,Message me about it TEAmorrow!
37865,omg you like tea? I  love tea,Just not now because its almost bed time :(,What about like a good sleepy tea? 
37866,Just not now because its almost bed time :(,What about like a good sleepy tea? ,By proper definition none of them would really be tea though 
37867,What about like a good sleepy tea? ,By proper definition none of them would really be tea though ,? Is there some strict tea definition that rules out teas that aren't caffeinated?
37868,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?","Seems it only happens when i'm sleeping, but I guess better that no one mentioning me at all ",Are there any black teas without caffeine?
37869,"Seems it only happens when i'm sleeping, but I guess better that no one mentioning me at all ",Are there any black teas without caffeine?,Not really although pretty minimal for decaf but still always a bit of caffeine in it
37870,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",It's like knowing someone's true name in a fantasy setting...,"Man, did you hit a blunt?"
37871,It's like knowing someone's true name in a fantasy setting...,"Man, did you hit a blunt?",Did you not?
37872,"Man, did you hit a blunt?",Did you not?,"Was at work, so I couldn't, but I just might later today"
37873,Did you not?,"Was at work, so I couldn't, but I just might later today",Not pressure ❤
37874,"Was at work, so I couldn't, but I just might later today",Not pressure ❤,"Haha, don't worry, I like to relax from time to time with a blunt in hand ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
37875,"Was at work, so I couldn't, but I just might later today",Not pressure ❤,Wholesome
37876,Did you not?,"Was at work, so I couldn't, but I just might later today",But are you high? 
37877,"Was at work, so I couldn't, but I just might later today",But are you high? ,I was at one point in time during this reddit thread
37878,It's like knowing someone's true name in a fantasy setting...,"Man, did you hit a blunt?",More importantly: did he pass his constitution saving throw?
37879,"Man, did you hit a blunt?",More importantly: did he pass his constitution saving throw?,What’s the DC?
37880,More importantly: did he pass his constitution saving throw?,What’s the DC?,Depends how many hits he took...
37881,What’s the DC?,Depends how many hits he took...,And whether it was made out of a Necronomicon page.
37882,It's like knowing someone's true name in a fantasy setting...,"Man, did you hit a blunt?",Wait we weren't all supposed to? 
37883,It's like knowing someone's true name in a fantasy setting...,"Man, did you hit a blunt?",Yes
37884,It's like knowing someone's true name in a fantasy setting...,"Man, did you hit a blunt?",Paging /u/MorbidManatee
37885,"Man, did you hit a blunt?",Paging /u/MorbidManatee,Greetings
37886,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",It's like knowing someone's true name in a fantasy setting...,Mistborn baby
37887,It's like knowing someone's true name in a fantasy setting...,Mistborn baby,"Spoiler: In The Doors of Stone we find out the Name of the Wind is just ""woosh"""
37888,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",It's like knowing someone's true name in a fantasy setting...,"wait why do I recognize ""true name?"" what's it from again?"
37889,It's like knowing someone's true name in a fantasy setting...,"wait why do I recognize ""true name?"" what's it from again?","Kane Chronicles, or at least that’s where I heard about it. "
37890,It's like knowing someone's true name in a fantasy setting...,"wait why do I recognize ""true name?"" what's it from again?",It's also the premise behind The Bartimaeus Trilogy by Jonathon Stroud. 
37891,"wait why do I recognize ""true name?"" what's it from again?",It's also the premise behind The Bartimaeus Trilogy by Jonathon Stroud. ,Holy shit another person who knows about Bartimaeus! You're the first one I've spotted in years!
37892,It's also the premise behind The Bartimaeus Trilogy by Jonathon Stroud. ,Holy shit another person who knows about Bartimaeus! You're the first one I've spotted in years!,r/Bartimaeus
37893,"wait why do I recognize ""true name?"" what's it from again?",It's also the premise behind The Bartimaeus Trilogy by Jonathon Stroud. ,r/unexpectedbartimaeus
37894,It's like knowing someone's true name in a fantasy setting...,"wait why do I recognize ""true name?"" what's it from again?",I know it from Ursula K. LeGuin's Earthsea series
37895,"wait why do I recognize ""true name?"" what's it from again?",I know it from Ursula K. LeGuin's Earthsea series,I reaally need to finish those
37896,"wait why do I recognize ""true name?"" what's it from again?",I know it from Ursula K. LeGuin's Earthsea series,Is that the one where the guy has like an anti-fire lotion and it is only partially effective? 
37897,It's like knowing someone's true name in a fantasy setting...,"wait why do I recognize ""true name?"" what's it from again?",Small possibility you read eragon as a child and are thinking of the ancient language 
37898,"wait why do I recognize ""true name?"" what's it from again?",Small possibility you read eragon as a child and are thinking of the ancient language ,that was it! thank you 
37899,Small possibility you read eragon as a child and are thinking of the ancient language ,that was it! thank you ,"Of course! Not sure if you finished it, but it is definitely worth it for the last two books!!!"
37900,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",It's like knowing someone's true name in a fantasy setting...,Reminds me of the Skulduggery Pleasant series
37901,It's like knowing someone's true name in a fantasy setting...,Reminds me of the Skulduggery Pleasant series,Yes! Another Skullduggery fan!
37902,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",It's like knowing someone's true name in a fantasy setting...,Runemarks. A named thing is a tamed thing.
37903,It's like knowing someone's true name in a fantasy setting...,Runemarks. A named thing is a tamed thing.,Yay I have found a fellow fan!
37904,Runemarks. A named thing is a tamed thing.,Yay I have found a fellow fan!,"Omg, hi! Never found someone who even knows of this book online! By now, at least!"
37905,Yay I have found a fellow fan!,"Omg, hi! Never found someone who even knows of this book online! By now, at least!",Bruh this is legit probably one of my all time favorite books
37906,"Omg, hi! Never found someone who even knows of this book online! By now, at least!",Bruh this is legit probably one of my all time favorite books,Mine too! I'm really sad that not many others know about it.
37907,Bruh this is legit probably one of my all time favorite books,Mine too! I'm really sad that not many others know about it.,Ikr
37908,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",It's like knowing someone's true name in a fantasy setting...,/u/Odahviing!
37909,It's like knowing someone's true name in a fantasy setting...,/u/Odahviing!,r/unexpectedskyrim
37910,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",u/Mr_Capri Opponent Protomug casts annoyance,Dammit
37911,u/Mr_Capri Opponent Protomug casts annoyance,Dammit,u/Mrs_Capri
37912,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",u/n8thegr8 i love you,"Well, hello"
37913,u/n8thegr8 i love you,"Well, hello",OMG I JUST CAME
37914,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",u/Morphsuit_Hero,"/u/Morphsuit_Hero would like this 

/u/waterguy12"
37915,u/Morphsuit_Hero,"/u/Morphsuit_Hero would like this 

/u/waterguy12",Thanks for thinking of me!
37916,u/Morphsuit_Hero,"/u/Morphsuit_Hero would like this 

/u/waterguy12",I am summon
37917,"/u/Morphsuit_Hero would like this 

/u/waterguy12",I am summon,Oh hey there. I learned today that summoning yourself doesn't work. How was your day? 
37918,I am summon,Oh hey there. I learned today that summoning yourself doesn't work. How was your day? ,Yes
37919,Oh hey there. I learned today that summoning yourself doesn't work. How was your day? ,Yes,r/inclusiveor
37920,"/u/Morphsuit_Hero would like this 

/u/waterguy12",I am summon,Can I get a sploosh?
37921,u/Morphsuit_Hero,"/u/Morphsuit_Hero would like this 

/u/waterguy12",Be careful /u/Morphsuit_Hero we can summon you to some strange things
37922,"/u/Morphsuit_Hero would like this 

/u/waterguy12",Be careful /u/Morphsuit_Hero we can summon you to some strange things,I do like grilled cheese...
37923,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?","/u/morphsuit_hero 

IS IT CRAZY??",ITS MAD!!
37924,"/u/morphsuit_hero 

IS IT CRAZY??",ITS MAD!!,IT'S..... IT'S.... IT'S r/madlads
37925,"/u/morphsuit_hero 

IS IT CRAZY??",ITS MAD!!,"Did it just show up as a ""post reply"" tho?"
37926,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?","/u/likulausshorts

get summoned binch",This is abuse.
37927,"/u/likulausshorts

get summoned binch",This is abuse.,"This made me laugh way too genuinely, thank you both for this"
37928,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",U/arella00,Gotta use a lowercase u dude
37929,U/arella00,Gotta use a lowercase u dude,Shit thanks
37930,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",Hi u/melodyofthebrain! Been a while! 😛,@ me bitch
37931,Hi u/melodyofthebrain! Been a while! 😛,@ me bitch,"Ah, how lovely!"
37932,Hi u/melodyofthebrain! Been a while! 😛,@ me bitch,u/MelodyOfTheBrain nice name bra! :D
37933,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?","I suppose, but no one has ever had a reason to mention me.","Hey /u/GuruLakshmir, you're cool!"
37934,"I suppose, but no one has ever had a reason to mention me.","Hey /u/GuruLakshmir, you're cool!",Hah thanks.  I don't mind it.  It just isn't that kind of a community to me.
37935,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",u/FurryPornAccount,I was waiting for this one
37936,u/FurryPornAccount,I was waiting for this one,OwO
37937,I was waiting for this one,OwO,Close enough 
37938,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",U/_demitri_,"Gotta use a lowercase u, my guy."
37939,U/_demitri_,"Gotta use a lowercase u, my guy.",:(
37940,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",u/Morphsuit_Hero hi.,What’s up?
37941,u/Morphsuit_Hero hi.,What’s up?,OMG IT WORKED! Am I a summoner now?? :D
37942,What’s up?,OMG IT WORKED! Am I a summoner now?? :D,I grant thee the title of expert level Reddit conjurer!
37943,OMG IT WORKED! Am I a summoner now?? :D,I grant thee the title of expert level Reddit conjurer!,"Yayyy!! Thanks man, I will try to conjure a great weekend for you! :D"
37944,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",I wish I were summoned more often.,u/werewolfpenis your username is... interesting 
37945,I wish I were summoned more often.,u/werewolfpenis your username is... interesting ,"/u/furryhunter420

Should I be worried or comforted by yours? 😜"
37946,u/werewolfpenis your username is... interesting ,"/u/furryhunter420

Should I be worried or comforted by yours? 😜","Definitely comforted, I'm doing god's work "
37947,"/u/furryhunter420

Should I be worried or comforted by yours? 😜","Definitely comforted, I'm doing god's work ",this is like the beginning of some weird van helsing fan fic.
37948,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?","/u/roguetroll, my favourite Reddit friend - I summon thee!",'Sup Sabrielle! Planning your next exciting holiday already? 🤔
37949,"/u/roguetroll, my favourite Reddit friend - I summon thee!",'Sup Sabrielle! Planning your next exciting holiday already? 🤔,"Every damn day, man!"
37950,'Sup Sabrielle! Planning your next exciting holiday already? 🤔,"Every damn day, man!",Nice. Picked your next destination yet?
37951,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?","Imma just smash my keyboard 

awit

And two numbers 

99

Let’s try u/awit99
",Hey look that's an actual redditor!
37952,"Imma just smash my keyboard 

awit

And two numbers 

99

Let’s try u/awit99
",Hey look that's an actual redditor!,"and they posted in this thread before this comment. 

*doo doo doo dooooo*"
37953,Hey look that's an actual redditor!,"and they posted in this thread before this comment. 

*doo doo doo dooooo*",So they did. Lol 
37954,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",Sure is u/Morphsuit_Hero ,The Internet needs more heroes like u/Morphsuit_Hero
37955,Sure is u/Morphsuit_Hero ,The Internet needs more heroes like u/Morphsuit_Hero,We are a dying breed...
37956,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?","I summon thee, u/WerewolfPenis

(I saw your comment, wish granted!)",Woo!
37957,"I summon thee, u/WerewolfPenis

(I saw your comment, wish granted!)",Woo!,Yay!
37958,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",/u/ShotgunMongol ,"God damn it, what? "
37959,/u/ShotgunMongol ,"God damn it, what? ",:)
37960,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",u/Morphsuit_Hero I choose you!,Here I am!
37961,u/Morphsuit_Hero I choose you!,Here I am!,"Oh My God, it works!"
37962,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",/u/ezvillain /u/somemilktea ur my bitch,No response 
37963,/u/ezvillain /u/somemilktea ur my bitch,No response ,The bitch is here
37964,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",u/reddit Hi EVERYONE ,"No one has ever summoned all of Reddit before...

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!?"
37965,u/reddit Hi EVERYONE ,"No one has ever summoned all of Reddit before...

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!?",This is for the annual census of redditors :)
37966,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",u/MisterDrProf I choose you!,You gotta sacrifice at least three monsters before summoning me 
37967,u/MisterDrProf I choose you!,You gotta sacrifice at least three monsters before summoning me ,Can I get a deal if I sacrifice u/Lionghost?
37968,You gotta sacrifice at least three monsters before summoning me ,Can I get a deal if I sacrifice u/Lionghost?,Only if you can figure out what pot of greed does 
37969,Can I get a deal if I sacrifice u/Lionghost?,Only if you can figure out what pot of greed does ,Draw 2 cards from my deck 😄
37970,Only if you can figure out what pot of greed does ,Draw 2 cards from my deck 😄,"Pft, quoting the card like you understand it ;p"
37971,You gotta sacrifice at least three monsters before summoning me ,Can I get a deal if I sacrifice u/Lionghost?,D:
37972,Can I get a deal if I sacrifice u/Lionghost?,D:,"Don’t worry LG, I got you with the monster reborn! 😃"
37973,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",u/Morphsuit_Hero Did it work?,Sure did!
37974,u/Morphsuit_Hero Did it work?,Sure did!,Thanks buddy 
37975,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?","I shall type a random username and summon the unknown.

u/ElephantPenis","That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck"
37976,"I shall type a random username and summon the unknown.

u/ElephantPenis","That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck","Dammit. One last try.

u/aqswdefr"
37977,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck","Dammit. One last try.

u/aqswdefr","Let me give it a shot

/u/R2I"
37978,"I shall type a random username and summon the unknown.

u/ElephantPenis","That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack
37979,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,No way
37980,quack,No way,I call shenanigans! 
37981,No way,I call shenanigans! ,STOP EVERYTHING!!
37982,I call shenanigans! ,STOP EVERYTHING!!,"Wait, someone summon me!

...wait a minute. 🤦🏻‍♂️"
37983,No way,I call shenanigans! ,"U/DonaldDuck the people of reddit have accused you or shenanigans, do you accept their accusal?"
37984,I call shenanigans! ,"U/DonaldDuck the people of reddit have accused you or shenanigans, do you accept their accusal?",Found the mobile user. 
37985,"U/DonaldDuck the people of reddit have accused you or shenanigans, do you accept their accusal?",Found the mobile user. ,im also on mobile and this works u/paynexkiller 
37986,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,Bruh
37987,quack,Bruh,Happy cake day
37988,quack,Bruh,Yah
37989,Bruh,Yah,Inappropriate in what way? And on your cake day no less...
37990,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,Roasting in epic bread 
37991,quack,Roasting in epic bread ,Toasting epic bread
37992,quack,Roasting in epic bread ,With sauce 
37993,quack,Roasting in epic bread ,I haven’t seen this sort of response for years 
37994,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,Why now?
37995,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,Was your 10 year gift to yourself reddit premium? 
37996,quack,Was your 10 year gift to yourself reddit premium? ,He got medaled
37997,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,Woof
37998,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,I want to be a part of history as well!
37999,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,Quack.
38000,quack,Quack.,Username checks out
38001,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,U/DonaldDuck
38002,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,Good morning 
38003,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,Put me in the screenshot pls
38004,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,How do you resist the temptation for all these years? Teach me the art of patience master.
38005,quack,How do you resist the temptation for all these years? Teach me the art of patience master.,A burner account helps
38006,How do you resist the temptation for all these years? Teach me the art of patience master.,A burner account helps,&gt; A burner account or 10 helps
38007,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,holy shit
38008,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,U dick 
38009,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,Legend
38010,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,What a quack 
38011,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,Jesus finally returned.
38012,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,Hwhat
38013,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,Gooby pls
38014,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,"Surely, you must have guessed the password to this account. "
38015,quack,"Surely, you must have guessed the password to this account. ",It's taken 2 months so I'd imagine there was quite a few attempts.
38016,quack,"Surely, you must have guessed the password to this account. ",quack2019
38017,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,how is this man’s body able to contain so much raw swagger without self destructing
38018,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,Pls heal me in KH3. 
38019,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,Quaak!
38020,quack,Quaak!,Now that is just rude of you to say! 
38021,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,I suppose you said the right thing here. 
38022,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,The duck uprising has begun.
38023,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",quack,"The end is near, gents."
38024,"I shall type a random username and summon the unknown.

u/ElephantPenis","That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",u/mickeymouse
38025,"I shall type a random username and summon the unknown.

u/ElephantPenis","That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",Ayyyy another coops!!! Whats up dudr
38026,"That appears to be a dead account. I shall try again.

u/DonaldDuck",Ayyyy another coops!!! Whats up dudr,Ayyy my nibba I’m good what’s up
38027,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",u/spaceship HELLO,"Hi! 

Why did you choose me?"
38028,u/spaceship HELLO,"Hi! 

Why did you choose me?",A time traveler would be nothing without a spaceship! 
38029,"Hi! 

Why did you choose me?",A time traveler would be nothing without a spaceship! ,😎
38030,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?","Yeah

u/truereplay7",What. How did you get my name?
38031,"Yeah

u/truereplay7",What. How did you get my name?,I scrolled past this post and saw yours on r/bulletbarry lol
38032,What. How did you get my name?,I scrolled past this post and saw yours on r/bulletbarry lol,Wow. That's weird as hell.
38033,I scrolled past this post and saw yours on r/bulletbarry lol,Wow. That's weird as hell.,Heheh
38034,Wow. That's weird as hell.,Heheh,r/tworedditorsonecup
38035,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?","Let's try this

&amp;#x200B;

u/summonarandomperson",You called?
38036,"Let's try this

&amp;#x200B;

u/summonarandomperson",You called?,"Yeah, what's up?"
38037,You called?,"Yeah, what's up?",Downloading RD2 and watching college football what about you?
38038,"Yeah, what's up?",Downloading RD2 and watching college football what about you?,"Not much, eating sunflower seeds and browsing reddit"
38039,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?","I am going to try this 

u/strawhat ",Caught me. How’s it going?
38040,"I am going to try this 

u/strawhat ",Caught me. How’s it going?,Lmao. Are you a one piece fan ? 
38041,Caught me. How’s it going?,Lmao. Are you a one piece fan ? ,One piece swim suit? One piece band? One piece of cake...?
38042,Lmao. Are you a one piece fan ? ,One piece swim suit? One piece band? One piece of cake...?,One piece Anime . Strawhat is the protagonists crew name . 
38043,One piece swim suit? One piece band? One piece of cake...?,One piece Anime . Strawhat is the protagonists crew name . ,"Never heard of it. But, it’s fitting that my super power would be something so bland. "
38044,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",u/awesome_otter I choose you!,Fuck yeah!
38045,u/awesome_otter I choose you!,Fuck yeah!,You wanna drive to Mexico with me and buy some ketamine?
38046,Fuck yeah!,You wanna drive to Mexico with me and buy some ketamine?,Of course
38047,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",u/8oz_of_sweet_heroin,u/uselessprogram
38048,u/8oz_of_sweet_heroin,u/uselessprogram,u/gfurlong
38049,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",u/hungryhundar ,hi
38050,u/hungryhundar ,hi,Wow it works 
38051,"Isn’t it weird how if you know someone’s username, you can basically summon them from across the internet?",U/MorphsuitHero,You called?
38052,U/MorphsuitHero,You called?,Wtf
38053,U/MorphsuitHero,You called?,How in the everliving fuck 
38054,You called?,How in the everliving fuck ,"You’re a wizard, Harry."
38055,I just had my first kiss,Dirty dog! 😎,Shush you!
38056,Dirty dog! 😎,Shush you!,Shouldn't kiss and tell
38057,Shush you!,Shouldn't kiss and tell,lskskzjzjzjxnshsisabbss
38058,Shouldn't kiss and tell,lskskzjzjzjxnshsisabbss,Come back when you've felt your first boob! 😋
38059,Some people on reddit are such fucking assholes,what a shitty post,thank you for your input! 
38060,what a shitty post,thank you for your input! ,that was meant to come across as being sarcastic
38061,Some people on reddit are such fucking assholes,Fuck you,;)
38062,Fuck you,;),&gt;:)
38063,I've started listening to music made in the last decade finally. Any recommendations based on some stuff I like?,Theory of a Dead Man is pretty good,"I like some of the stuff I've sampled quick here, I'll definitely listen through their stuff."
38064,Theory of a Dead Man is pretty good,"I like some of the stuff I've sampled quick here, I'll definitely listen through their stuff.",My two favorites are Straightjacket and Medicate 
38065,I've started listening to music made in the last decade finally. Any recommendations based on some stuff I like?,Kyle I like his music,"Definitely not my thing, thanks though"
38066,Kyle I like his music,"Definitely not my thing, thanks though",I’m gonna keep trying 😂 I’ll find something 
38067,I've started listening to music made in the last decade finally. Any recommendations based on some stuff I like?,Interesante ,Not doing it for me.  I really don't enjoy that genre at all.  Sorry
38068,Interesante ,Not doing it for me.  I really don't enjoy that genre at all.  Sorry,That wasn’t a band I was just saying interesting😂😂
38069,Not doing it for me.  I really don't enjoy that genre at all.  Sorry,That wasn’t a band I was just saying interesting😂😂,"It is an artist, so I guess you unintentionally got me with that"
38070,That wasn’t a band I was just saying interesting😂😂,"It is an artist, so I guess you unintentionally got me with that",😂😂😂😂 oh my goodness that’s hilarious 
38071,Super lonely person who has no one to talk to. Anyone wanna have just a conversation about anything? Just in need of some type company.,I tore down my deck today so that was fun... ,Why did you have to tear it down? 
38072,I tore down my deck today so that was fun... ,Why did you have to tear it down? ,Termites... it was a sad day. 
38073,"I paid off my car loan today, now I'm completely debt free!",How old are you ? ,35. 
38074,How old are you ? ,35. ,"That's fuckingly good to be debt free OMG I expected you to be in your 50's. 
Congrats man "
38075,35. ,"That's fuckingly good to be debt free OMG I expected you to be in your 50's. 
Congrats man ","I’m 27 and debt free of everything but my mortgage payment

Its really not that hard"
38076,I heard the most ridiculous pickup line today and yet I haven't stopped laughing for five minutes.,Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world. ,"No they’re sports pants, cause my ass is out of your league. "
38077,Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world. ,"No they’re sports pants, cause my ass is out of your league. ",LOVE THOSE TWO.
38078,Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world. ,"No they’re sports pants, cause my ass is out of your league. ",Are you sure they aren’t water pants? Cause I’d like to explore those leagues with you. 
38079,"No they’re sports pants, cause my ass is out of your league. ",Are you sure they aren’t water pants? Cause I’d like to explore those leagues with you. ,"Sorry, my only water pants have a picture of the titanic, but you can go down with it "
38080,Are you sure they aren’t water pants? Cause I’d like to explore those leagues with you. ,"Sorry, my only water pants have a picture of the titanic, but you can go down with it ",*raises eyebrows* 
38081,Are you sure they aren’t water pants? Cause I’d like to explore those leagues with you. ,"Sorry, my only water pants have a picture of the titanic, but you can go down with it ",r/murderedbywords
38082,Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world. ,"No they’re sports pants, cause my ass is out of your league. ",Why you do the man like that?
38083,"No they’re sports pants, cause my ass is out of your league. ",Why you do the man like that?,The point was to not do the man but still get something out of it. 
38084,Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world. ,"No they’re sports pants, cause my ass is out of your league. ",Oh my god I'm in tears
38085,Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world. ,"No they’re sports pants, cause my ass is out of your league. ",Are you wearing a skirt?
38086,Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world. ,"No they’re sports pants, cause my ass is out of your league. ","Of course, I'm in a league of my own."
38087,Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world. ,"No they’re sports pants, cause my ass is out of your league. ",r/murderedbywords
38088,I heard the most ridiculous pickup line today and yet I haven't stopped laughing for five minutes.,Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast because you look magically delicious.,That might work on me if I knew what lucky charms are.
38089,Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast because you look magically delicious.,That might work on me if I knew what lucky charms are.,It’s a breakast cereal 
38090,Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast because you look magically delicious.,That might work on me if I knew what lucky charms are.,Breakfast cereal that has the slogan “they’re magically delicious”
38091,That might work on me if I knew what lucky charms are.,Breakfast cereal that has the slogan “they’re magically delicious”,That's actually such a good line then?
38092,Breakfast cereal that has the slogan “they’re magically delicious”,That's actually such a good line then?,No not really
38093,Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast because you look magically delicious.,That might work on me if I knew what lucky charms are.,A sugary cereal. 
38094,That might work on me if I knew what lucky charms are.,A sugary cereal. ,"""cereal""

It's basically just sugar."
38095,A sugary cereal. ,"""cereal""

It's basically just sugar.",sugared woodchips and styrofoam pellets
38096,"""cereal""

It's basically just sugar.",sugared woodchips and styrofoam pellets,THIS. 😂😂💀💀
38097,A sugary cereal. ,"""cereal""

It's basically just sugar.","It's part of this nutritious breakfast, though."
38098,Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast because you look magically delicious.,That might work on me if I knew what lucky charms are.,"If you haven’t figured it out by now, it’s cereal!"
38099,I heard the most ridiculous pickup line today and yet I haven't stopped laughing for five minutes.,"""I wish you were my shin so I could bang you on my coffee table.""","""I love every bone in your body, especially mine."""
38100,"""I wish you were my shin so I could bang you on my coffee table.""","""I love every bone in your body, especially mine.""",( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
38101,"""I wish you were my shin so I could bang you on my coffee table.""","""I love every bone in your body, especially mine.""",proceed to push your middle finger inside her ear canal 
38102,I heard the most ridiculous pickup line today and yet I haven't stopped laughing for five minutes.,"""I wish you were my shin so I could bang you on my coffee table.""","Hi, date?"
38103,"""I wish you were my shin so I could bang you on my coffee table.""","Hi, date?",Holy shit u/sadshortstory it worked!
38104,I heard the most ridiculous pickup line today and yet I haven't stopped laughing for five minutes.,"""I wish you were my shin so I could bang you on my coffee table.""",Do people really tell total strangers you want to have sex with them?
38105,"""I wish you were my shin so I could bang you on my coffee table.""",Do people really tell total strangers you want to have sex with them?,I've seen it.
38106,I heard the most ridiculous pickup line today and yet I haven't stopped laughing for five minutes.,"Well you're in luck, because there's an entire sub dedicated to pickup lines... /r/pickuplines",And there’s also r/shittypickupline which is .... shitty but hilarious 
38107,"Well you're in luck, because there's an entire sub dedicated to pickup lines... /r/pickuplines",And there’s also r/shittypickupline which is .... shitty but hilarious ,There really IS a subreddit for everything...I never cease to be amazed...
38108,And there’s also r/shittypickupline which is .... shitty but hilarious ,There really IS a subreddit for everything...I never cease to be amazed...,"/r/zombiepickuplines
"
38109,There really IS a subreddit for everything...I never cease to be amazed...,"/r/zombiepickuplines
","Okay I fell for that one. Thanks for getting my hope up, you bastard."
38110,"/r/zombiepickuplines
","Okay I fell for that one. Thanks for getting my hope up, you bastard.",r/subsyoufellfor
38111,"/r/zombiepickuplines
","Okay I fell for that one. Thanks for getting my hope up, you bastard.",check again
38112,And there’s also r/shittypickupline which is .... shitty but hilarious ,There really IS a subreddit for everything...I never cease to be amazed...,/r/ofcoursethatsasub
38113,I heard the most ridiculous pickup line today and yet I haven't stopped laughing for five minutes.,"After tonight there will only be 7 planets. 

Cus I’m gonna destroy your anus. ",Well that escalated quickly
38114,"After tonight there will only be 7 planets. 

Cus I’m gonna destroy your anus. ",Well that escalated quickly,:(
38115,I heard the most ridiculous pickup line today and yet I haven't stopped laughing for five minutes.,"Knock knock 

Who’s there?

When where

When where who?

8pm, your place, you and me ",Just used this on my husband. 
38116,"Knock knock 

Who’s there?

When where

When where who?

8pm, your place, you and me ",Just used this on my husband. ,So are you dating now?
38117,Just used this on my husband. ,So are you dating now?,No
38118,Just used this on my husband. ,So are you dating now?,He laughed so that's a good sign. I think this could really go somewhere! 
38119,I heard the most ridiculous pickup line today and yet I haven't stopped laughing for five minutes.,"Knock knock 

Who’s there?

When where

When where who?

8pm, your place, you and me ","I would 100% fuck up the execution of this, guaranteed. "
38120,"Knock knock 

Who’s there?

When where

When where who?

8pm, your place, you and me ","I would 100% fuck up the execution of this, guaranteed. ",Knock knock
38121,"I would 100% fuck up the execution of this, guaranteed. ",Knock knock,"Don't come in, I'm taking a poo"
38122,Knock knock,"Don't come in, I'm taking a poo","Don't come in, I'm taking a poo who?"
38123,"Don't come in, I'm taking a poo","Don't come in, I'm taking a poo who?",Winnie
38124,I heard the most ridiculous pickup line today and yet I haven't stopped laughing for five minutes.,Are you into antiques? Cuz I've got some junk that hasn't been touched in years.,Her: sooo tempting.
38125,Are you into antiques? Cuz I've got some junk that hasn't been touched in years.,Her: sooo tempting.,Your username kind of describes my untouched junk.
38126,Her: sooo tempting.,Your username kind of describes my untouched junk.,"But is it new, though? Or just old and unused?"
38127,What hobbies do you guys enjoy doing?,"Writing music, guitar, drums, WoW, hiking, hockey, etc.

I like to keep busy",It would be cool to start writing music! What genre do you like to play the most?
38128,"Writing music, guitar, drums, WoW, hiking, hockey, etc.

I like to keep busy",It would be cool to start writing music! What genre do you like to play the most?,I front a stoner rock band but mostly work on my folk solo stuff
38129,It would be cool to start writing music! What genre do you like to play the most?,I front a stoner rock band but mostly work on my folk solo stuff,Where can I listen to it?
38130,What hobbies do you guys enjoy doing?,"Video games, Netflix / anime and coding are usually my evenings ",Are you excited for Castlevania season 2? I know I sure am!
38131,"Video games, Netflix / anime and coding are usually my evenings ",Are you excited for Castlevania season 2? I know I sure am!,I am. The first one was a pleasant surprise.
38132,"Video games, Netflix / anime and coding are usually my evenings ",Are you excited for Castlevania season 2? I know I sure am!,i am too! 
38133,"Hi! Lets chat dumb stuff, friend!",Hi!,"Hello!!!
"
38134,Hi!,"Hello!!!
",How are you doing tonight? 
38135,"Hello!!!
",How are you doing tonight? ,Good! And you?
38136,How are you doing tonight? ,Good! And you?,I'm doing great. I'm laying in bed with my fiance after I finished editing my podcast
38137,Good! And you?,I'm doing great. I'm laying in bed with my fiance after I finished editing my podcast,Go away! Lol
38138,I'm doing great. I'm laying in bed with my fiance after I finished editing my podcast,Go away! Lol,I love you &lt;3
38139,"Hi! Lets chat dumb stuff, friend!","Rip to the cherry blossoms, I have a tattoo of some on my forearm ","Ooo that's cool, I have a tattoo too. But it's of a mandala!"
38140,"Rip to the cherry blossoms, I have a tattoo of some on my forearm ","Ooo that's cool, I have a tattoo too. But it's of a mandala!","Sound interesting as well, I kinda just got mine because I think cherry blossoms are cool."
38141,"Hello. Am bored, want chat.",No reply and a DV. Great.,What a guy.. 
38142,No reply and a DV. Great.,What a guy.. ,Erm... I'm not sure how I feel about your reply. Elaborate?
38143,"Hello. Am bored, want chat.",chatroulette,Omegle is mostly bots advertising a cam site now 
38144,chatroulette,Omegle is mostly bots advertising a cam site now ,"Yeah, I gave up on Omegle 3 years ago."
38145,Omegle is mostly bots advertising a cam site now ,"Yeah, I gave up on Omegle 3 years ago.",Oh whoops late to the party. What are some alternatives
38146,"Yeah, I gave up on Omegle 3 years ago.",Oh whoops late to the party. What are some alternatives,Not sure. I just don't video chat anymore.
38147,Oh whoops late to the party. What are some alternatives,Not sure. I just don't video chat anymore.,Is it because it became an exhibitionist scene?
38148,"Hello. Am bored, want chat.","Actually, I’m walking around the house. Getting stuff ready for tomorrow. Mexico. ",Cool. So what's up with tomorrow? Vacation?
38149,"Actually, I’m walking around the house. Getting stuff ready for tomorrow. Mexico. ",Cool. So what's up with tomorrow? Vacation?,Work and you? 
38150,Cool. So what's up with tomorrow? Vacation?,Work and you? ,I'm looking for work. Have been for awhile. So far no good. What's your job?
38151,Work and you? ,I'm looking for work. Have been for awhile. So far no good. What's your job?,I’m a teacher. What kind of job are you looking for? What kind of activities suit you? 
38152,"Hello. Am bored, want chat.","I'm editing a podcast rn, so I'm just listening to it before I download the final cut.",Interesting. First person I met who does that. Your own podcast? 
38153,"I'm editing a podcast rn, so I'm just listening to it before I download the final cut.",Interesting. First person I met who does that. Your own podcast? ,"Yeah, I launched the pilot Sunday. I'm editing episode three now just to get ahead of schedule."
38154,Interesting. First person I met who does that. Your own podcast? ,"Yeah, I launched the pilot Sunday. I'm editing episode three now just to get ahead of schedule.",Awesome. What's it about?
38155,"Thanks for giving my grandpa laughs, Reddit",Much love to you and your family buddy. &lt;3,Thanks friend!
38156,Much love to you and your family buddy. &lt;3,Thanks friend!,No problem pal :)
38157,Did anyone else stalk Reddit for a few years before making an account?,Reformed lurkers of reddit unite! There are dozens of us!,DOZENS! 
38158,Reformed lurkers of reddit unite! There are dozens of us!,DOZENS! ,Dozens plus one!
38159,DOZENS! ,Dozens plus one!,Plus two!
38160,DOZENS! ,Dozens plus one!,Bakers dozen! 
38161,Did anyone else stalk Reddit for a few years before making an account?,I still am a reddit stalker.. I've got an account but commenting and posting is merh,I stole my account and the asshole who set it up still hasn’t found out. Lol.
38162,I still am a reddit stalker.. I've got an account but commenting and posting is merh,I stole my account and the asshole who set it up still hasn’t found out. Lol.,I have so many questions ahha 
38163,If you won the lotto... what would you do?,Eat a lot. Make a cat park so that cats can have food and run. :l ,"I believe that’s called a Cat Sanctuary, Rome has one where Julius Caesar was assassinated."
38164,Eat a lot. Make a cat park so that cats can have food and run. :l ,"I believe that’s called a Cat Sanctuary, Rome has one where Julius Caesar was assassinated.",So they do exist :o They must be expensive to run.
38165,If you won the lotto... what would you do?,Become a rich social recluse and spend my days doing whatever I want other than work and school.,That's the dream. Even if only for a little while
38166,Become a rich social recluse and spend my days doing whatever I want other than work and school.,That's the dream. Even if only for a little while,thats the American Dream for most people 
38167,"If you could change one thing about you, what would you change?",Face,Why?
38168,Face,Why?,Make it more pretty of course! 
38169,Why?,Make it more pretty of course! , Beauty is subjective dude. There is someone out there who will masturbate to your face 
38170,Make it more pretty of course! , Beauty is subjective dude. There is someone out there who will masturbate to your face ,"Probably, but I want to change it for myself, not someone else."
38171,"If you could change one thing about you, what would you change?","I can’t grow facial hair, so I’d love to change that. ",Is there a specific design youd want?
38172,"I can’t grow facial hair, so I’d love to change that. ",Is there a specific design youd want?,"A short stubble, maybe "
38173,"If you could change one thing about you, what would you change?",Less weight,How much less
38174,Less weight,How much less,About 20 kilos.
38175,"If you could change one thing about you, what would you change?",Drive.  I'd like to want to actually do things.  Anythings. ,Whats restricting you from driving?
38176,Drive.  I'd like to want to actually do things.  Anythings. ,Whats restricting you from driving?,"Not driving as in a car, I mean having an intrinsic desire to do... things. "
38177,Whats restricting you from driving?,"Not driving as in a car, I mean having an intrinsic desire to do... things. ",Lmao I thought you meant literally driving. My bad
38178,"Not driving as in a car, I mean having an intrinsic desire to do... things. ",Lmao I thought you meant literally driving. My bad,"Ha, no that I *do* do a lot of"
38179,Im looking for some good new music suggestions...I listen to almost everything,Like country? ,Country is the one thing I dont really listen to but I will check whatever you recommend out!
38180,Like country? ,Country is the one thing I dont really listen to but I will check whatever you recommend out!,Tight Fittin’ Jeans by Conway Twitty. It’s a good one. 
38181,Country is the one thing I dont really listen to but I will check whatever you recommend out!,Tight Fittin’ Jeans by Conway Twitty. It’s a good one. ,This song made me want to go get a beer out of my fridge....its Monday 
38182,Im looking for some good new music suggestions...I listen to almost everything,Almost an songs from his newest album are good,Who is the artist my friend?
38183,Almost an songs from his newest album are good,Who is the artist my friend?,Robert Delong 
38184,Im looking for some good new music suggestions...I listen to almost everything,How old are you?,I'm an adult toddler if that gives you any idea
38185,How old are you?,I'm an adult toddler if that gives you any idea,You would love Melanie Martinez
38186,Giving this a try.,You’re a great person. ,Your username is very deceiving 
38187,You’re a great person. ,Your username is very deceiving ,Haha. That’s only because you don’t know me yet. 
38188,anyone else hate social media but love reddit?,"Honestly reddit is like my hiding place, means so much to me","you’ve only had an account for an hour though? lmao but samee, it’s great "
38189,"Honestly reddit is like my hiding place, means so much to me","you’ve only had an account for an hour though? lmao but samee, it’s great ",I used to surf without an account just window licking other redditors
38190,What do you think of ghosts?,I have no reason to believe ghosts are real.,Yep. All I have is people I know claiming they've  seen stuff
38191,I have no reason to believe ghosts are real.,Yep. All I have is people I know claiming they've  seen stuff,And really grainy photographs.
38192,monday funday! 5 q's,"1. Not sure

2. Negative.

3. Cool

4. Definitely

5. Unconscious ",rough day already?
38193,"1. Not sure

2. Negative.

3. Cool

4. Definitely

5. Unconscious ",rough day already?,"Not yet, but it's expected to head in that direction "
38194,rough day already?,"Not yet, but it's expected to head in that direction ",yikes! and it's a monday too. long weekend?
38195,"Not yet, but it's expected to head in that direction ",yikes! and it's a monday too. long weekend?,Every day is long lol
38196,yikes! and it's a monday too. long weekend?,Every day is long lol,:[ poor baby. there must be a stress outlet.
38197,Every day is long lol,:[ poor baby. there must be a stress outlet.,"I'm used to it.  I just take life one day at a time, lol"
38198,:[ poor baby. there must be a stress outlet.,"I'm used to it.  I just take life one day at a time, lol",which is what i already tell people anyway. is there time to de-stress today?
38199,"I'm used to it.  I just take life one day at a time, lol",which is what i already tell people anyway. is there time to de-stress today?,"Free time? sure.  Time to destress?  No I'm stressed when busy and in free time, lol"
38200,which is what i already tell people anyway. is there time to de-stress today?,"Free time? sure.  Time to destress?  No I'm stressed when busy and in free time, lol",:// what do you do in your free time?
38201,Alright people....here is the game,LOTR extended editions ,"You....Shall not.....LEAVE THE ISLAND EVER.

And then I slam down a stick I found in the sand"
38202,LOTR extended editions ,"You....Shall not.....LEAVE THE ISLAND EVER.

And then I slam down a stick I found in the sand",I’d watch it over and over and train so that I can take down the Balrog
38203,"You....Shall not.....LEAVE THE ISLAND EVER.

And then I slam down a stick I found in the sand",I’d watch it over and over and train so that I can take down the Balrog,One does not some take down the Balrog.... I'd post the meme but...well...
38204,I’d watch it over and over and train so that I can take down the Balrog,One does not some take down the Balrog.... I'd post the meme but...well...,"Ah fuck I just realized it autocorrected ""simply"""
38205,Alright people....here is the game,"The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Monty Python and the Holy Grail and His Girl Friday. ",Is it bad that I've never seen the Rocky horror picture show before...?
38206,"The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Monty Python and the Holy Grail and His Girl Friday. ",Is it bad that I've never seen the Rocky horror picture show before...?,"Yes! Remedy that immediately, preferably on Halloween. "
38207,Is it bad that I've never seen the Rocky horror picture show before...?,"Yes! Remedy that immediately, preferably on Halloween. ",Okay follow up..... hypothetically let's say I'm a big weenie about horror movies...
38208,"Yes! Remedy that immediately, preferably on Halloween. ",Okay follow up..... hypothetically let's say I'm a big weenie about horror movies...,"RHPS is a comedy first and foremost, so don't sweat that."
38209,Okay follow up..... hypothetically let's say I'm a big weenie about horror movies...,"RHPS is a comedy first and foremost, so don't sweat that.",Oh good so I can laugh my ass off all while hoping I don't pee myself
38210,"RHPS is a comedy first and foremost, so don't sweat that.",Oh good so I can laugh my ass off all while hoping I don't pee myself,Hopefully. :)
38211,Alright people....here is the game,...I lost the game.,I just lost the game... dammit!
38212,...I lost the game.,I just lost the game... dammit!,That's not how it works. When somelne announces they lost there's likea 10min grace period.
38213,Alright people....here is the game,...I lost the game.,"And you lose it again everytime someone replies to you about this :) 

&amp;#x200B;"
38214,...I lost the game.,"And you lose it again everytime someone replies to you about this :) 

&amp;#x200B;",I played myself!
38215,Let’s get vain,My face is nice to look at :),I bet you get a lotta DMs with that username lol
38216,My face is nice to look at :),I bet you get a lotta DMs with that username lol,Soooooo many 
38217,"My cat just woke me up by shoving a half dead lizard in my hand, and I've never felt more violated.",You should be PROUD!,I'm proud when he kills things that have invaded my home! He's not supposed to smuggle them in!!
38218,You should be PROUD!,I'm proud when he kills things that have invaded my home! He's not supposed to smuggle them in!!,He is showing YOU. Pet him. Make him feel like a WARRIOR!!!
38219,I'm proud when he kills things that have invaded my home! He's not supposed to smuggle them in!!,He is showing YOU. Pet him. Make him feel like a WARRIOR!!!,"I kicked him out of my room, is that the same?"
38220,He is showing YOU. Pet him. Make him feel like a WARRIOR!!!,"I kicked him out of my room, is that the same?",God dammit.
38221,He is showing YOU. Pet him. Make him feel like a WARRIOR!!!,"I kicked him out of my room, is that the same?","For today's vets, yes. 

Source: am vet"
38222,I'm proud when he kills things that have invaded my home! He's not supposed to smuggle them in!!,He is showing YOU. Pet him. Make him feel like a WARRIOR!!!,I wonder which clan he would fit in?
38223,"My cat just woke me up by shoving a half dead lizard in my hand, and I've never felt more violated.",The cat seeks better forms of entertainment than an open window.,The most insulting part is he didn't even seem entertained. 
38224,The cat seeks better forms of entertainment than an open window.,The most insulting part is he didn't even seem entertained. ,“THAT’S NOT ENOUGH MOM”
38225,"My cat just woke me up by shoving a half dead lizard in my hand, and I've never felt more violated.","“WAKE UP HAIRLESS I MADE YOU BREAKFAST!” 
-your cat, probably.",Hairless!
38226,"“WAKE UP HAIRLESS I MADE YOU BREAKFAST!” 
-your cat, probably.",Hairless!,"“Wake up Hairless, we’re going shopping.”"
38227,Hairless!,"“Wake up Hairless, we’re going shopping.”",r/unexpectedmeangirls
38228,"My cat just woke me up by shoving a half dead lizard in my hand, and I've never felt more violated.","Hey, at least it wasn't half a dead lizard...","It was missing its tail so...kind of, actually."
38229,"Hey, at least it wasn't half a dead lizard...","It was missing its tail so...kind of, actually.",Worst if both worlds....
38230,"Hey, at least it wasn't half a dead lizard...","It was missing its tail so...kind of, actually.","Eh, I'd be surprised if it had a tail after all that."
38231,"Hey, at least it wasn't half a dead lizard...","It was missing its tail so...kind of, actually.",Some lizards drop their tail when they get scared! 
38232,"My cat just woke me up by shoving a half dead lizard in my hand, and I've never felt more violated.",my cat pissed on me this morning,How was it?
38233,my cat pissed on me this morning,How was it?,"smells like angry lemons, i had to clean and baking soda-fy my whole room"
38234,How was it?,"smells like angry lemons, i had to clean and baking soda-fy my whole room","""angry lemons"" ... What an image"
38235,"smells like angry lemons, i had to clean and baking soda-fy my whole room","""angry lemons"" ... What an image",adventure time lemonman
38236,"My cat just woke me up by shoving a half dead lizard in my hand, and I've never felt more violated.",I wanted to get up at 6 but I got up at 5. Stop complaining about your stupid little issues. /s,jesus relax buddy
38237,I wanted to get up at 6 but I got up at 5. Stop complaining about your stupid little issues. /s,jesus relax buddy,"Flying Spaghetti Monster, save the nonbeliever."
38238,"Hello, tell me something happy or funny","I have an excess of puppy photos, would that help? ","Even if OP doesn’t reply, I’ll take them. "
38239,"I have an excess of puppy photos, would that help? ","Even if OP doesn’t reply, I’ll take them. ",I'll accept that. One sec. 
38240,"Good Morning Everyone, What are you doing this fine Saturday ?","Currently in the hospital, my lung collapsed for a second time in two months","Holy crap how come??
Spontaneous pneumothorax? Or did you do something?"
38241,"Currently in the hospital, my lung collapsed for a second time in two months","Holy crap how come??
Spontaneous pneumothorax? Or did you do something?",Spontaneous pneumothorax indeed. Quite common in young slender tall males like myself
38242,"Holy crap how come??
Spontaneous pneumothorax? Or did you do something?",Spontaneous pneumothorax indeed. Quite common in young slender tall males like myself,"Daaaamn. How tall are you?

Is it painful ? "
38243,"Good Morning Everyone, What are you doing this fine Saturday ?","Currently in the hospital, my lung collapsed for a second time in two months",Wishing you all the best and a fast recovery. 
38244,"Currently in the hospital, my lung collapsed for a second time in two months",Wishing you all the best and a fast recovery. ,Thanks
38245,"After making a post on Reddit, does anyone else dread opening it up to read the replies?",I made a legit one for the first time yesterday and didn’t get any replies. Kinda sucked,"I just upvoted your comments from the last few days, hope that helps. Been there."
38246,I made a legit one for the first time yesterday and didn’t get any replies. Kinda sucked,"I just upvoted your comments from the last few days, hope that helps. Been there.",Thank you so much! That was an awesome gesture from you. Made my day!!
38247,Applied. Interviewed. Hired. All in two days... no one at home to celebrate with. What's up guys?,"Congratulations, hope you go higher in life. ",I don't know why but this sounds really passive agressive to me XD
38248,"Congratulations, hope you go higher in life. ",I don't know why but this sounds really passive agressive to me XD,"Hehehehe nothing like that though, just heartful wishes and nothing else"
38249,Hot Fuzz is an incredible film,Everyone should see it for the greater good.,The greater good......
38250,Everyone should see it for the greater good.,The greater good......,Stop saying that!
38251,The greater good......,Stop saying that!,*SHUT IIIIIIIT!!!
38252,Stop saying that!,*SHUT IIIIIIIT!!!,Narp
38253,*SHUT IIIIIIIT!!!,Narp,That’s how the cookie crumbles....
38254,Narp,That’s how the cookie crumbles....,It's all for the greater good.
38255,Narp,That’s how the cookie crumbles....,Let's just say we won't be short of Chunky Monkey for the next month
38256,That’s how the cookie crumbles....,Let's just say we won't be short of Chunky Monkey for the next month,PUNCH! THAT! SHIT!
38257,Let's just say we won't be short of Chunky Monkey for the next month,PUNCH! THAT! SHIT!,There's one thing this thread doesn't have....
38258,PUNCH! THAT! SHIT!,There's one thing this thread doesn't have....,"A BIG BUSHY REPOST!!!! CMON, LETS GET MOUSY AROUND"
38259,There's one thing this thread doesn't have....,"A BIG BUSHY REPOST!!!! CMON, LETS GET MOUSY AROUND",Bring the noise 
38260,There's one thing this thread doesn't have....,"A BIG BUSHY REPOST!!!! CMON, LETS GET MOUSY AROUND","*loads shotgun* 

Its a shame"
38261,PUNCH! THAT! SHIT!,There's one thing this thread doesn't have....,You ain't seen Bad Boys 2?
38262,There's one thing this thread doesn't have....,You ain't seen Bad Boys 2?,"Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone ""ahhh""?"
38263,You ain't seen Bad Boys 2?,"Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone ""ahhh""?","No, I haven't fired my gun up in the air and gone ""Ah!"""
38264,That’s how the cookie crumbles....,Let's just say we won't be short of Chunky Monkey for the next month,"Ah, dad..."
38265,Let's just say we won't be short of Chunky Monkey for the next month,"Ah, dad...",Chocolate cake?
38266,Narp,That’s how the cookie crumbles....,Shame
38267,*SHUT IIIIIIIT!!!,Narp,Good.
38268,*SHUT IIIIIIIT!!!,Narp,Yaaaarp?
38269,Narp,Yaaaarp?,"IDK, pub?"
38270,Stop saying that!,*SHUT IIIIIIIT!!!,Did you tell him to cool off?
38271,Everyone should see it for the greater good.,The greater good......,CRUSTY JUGGLERS
38272,Everyone should see it for the greater good.,The greater good......,"BONUM

COMMUNÉ

COMMUNITATIS"
38273,The greater good......,"BONUM

COMMUNÉ

COMMUNITATIS","Yeah, hi, the swan's escaped."
38274,Hot Fuzz is an incredible film,It's my 2nd favorite movie!,What's your first?
38275,It's my 2nd favorite movie!,What's your first?,"The Hunt, or Jagten with Mads Mikkelsen"
38276,Hot Fuzz is an incredible film,"IT'S ALRIGHT ANDY, IT'S JUST BOLOGNESE","""You wanna be a big cop in a small town, fuck off up the model village."" That's my fave. "
38277,"IT'S ALRIGHT ANDY, IT'S JUST BOLOGNESE","""You wanna be a big cop in a small town, fuck off up the model village."" That's my fave. ",Oh my god I have seen this movie so many times and I never noticed that foreshadowing. Fuck
38278,I’m a 27 year old dude and I got my first girlfriend a couple weeks ago!,Congratulations!,Thank you! It’s so weird saying “my girlfriend...” in conversation now 😂😂😂
38279,Congratulations!,Thank you! It’s so weird saying “my girlfriend...” in conversation now 😂😂😂,::fist bump::
38280,Hello everyone :),Why are we drinking? What's the cause?,Bottemest shelf whisky! and depression!
38281,Why are we drinking? What's the cause?,Bottemest shelf whisky! and depression!,What has you feeling down?
38282,Bottemest shelf whisky! and depression!,What has you feeling down?,for reals its just chronic mental illness shit.but like.  makes me feel weak to say
38283,What has you feeling down?,for reals its just chronic mental illness shit.but like.  makes me feel weak to say,Mental illness is something I can relate to. Have been diagnosed with anything in particular?
38284,for reals its just chronic mental illness shit.but like.  makes me feel weak to say,Mental illness is something I can relate to. Have been diagnosed with anything in particular?,like 5+ thimhgs tbh. just gonna say deprssion and anxiety rn :P
38285,Mental illness is something I can relate to. Have been diagnosed with anything in particular?,like 5+ thimhgs tbh. just gonna say deprssion and anxiety rn :P,Fair enough. What do you do in your sober hours to keep the voices at bay?
38286,Hello everyone :),What color polish is on your toes?,lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
38287,What color polish is on your toes?,lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,Whats so funny? lol
38288,Anybody else sick of social media?,I quit it a long time ago,same
38289,I quit it a long time ago,same,"Isn't reddit social media? I definitely think it is, personally."
38290,I ran 3 miles straight for the first time ever!,"Okay this is just strange.

Yesterday I went on my first 3 mile run in years. What a coincidence",But were you straight or gay while running?
38291,"Okay this is just strange.

Yesterday I went on my first 3 mile run in years. What a coincidence",But were you straight or gay while running?,i uh dont know I guess
38292,I ran 3 miles straight for the first time ever!,Congrats but it's not that special,Would be to me if I ran it. Furthest I’ve ran none stop is about 2k
38293,Congrats but it's not that special,Would be to me if I ran it. Furthest I’ve ran none stop is about 2k,2k?
38294,Would be to me if I ran it. Furthest I’ve ran none stop is about 2k,2k?,2km I meant 
38295,What is your favorite movie/ book/ or song quote?,You can erase someone from your mind. Getting them out of your heart is another story.,"Ooooh, that is deep.  And so true.  What is that from??"
38296,You can erase someone from your mind. Getting them out of your heart is another story.,"Ooooh, that is deep.  And so true.  What is that from??","That's not a quote actually, it's tagline of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"
38297,"Ooooh, that is deep.  And so true.  What is that from??","That's not a quote actually, it's tagline of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind",I love that movie.  One of those movies where I wish I'd read the book.
38298,What is your favorite movie/ book/ or song quote?,“We accept the love we think we deserve” from The Perks of Being A Wallflower.,That's a good reminder.  Great quote
38299,“We accept the love we think we deserve” from The Perks of Being A Wallflower.,That's a good reminder.  Great quote,Thank you. I really enjoyed the book/movie and that was an important part of it for me.
38300,I never realised people ACTUALLY saw things in their head.,I believe it's called aphantasia.,"Interesting, Today I learnt I have a medical condition. Haha "
38301,I believe it's called aphantasia.,"Interesting, Today I learnt I have a medical condition. Haha ","Come join us at /r/aphantasia

Be todays ""omg I have this too"" person :)
"
38302,I never realised people ACTUALLY saw things in their head.,"wait, so if you close your eyes you can't see your dog in your brain?","Not at all, I can’t see anything in my brain "
38303,"wait, so if you close your eyes you can't see your dog in your brain?","Not at all, I can’t see anything in my brain ",what?????????? :0 Can you see stuff when you dream at night?
38304,"Not at all, I can’t see anything in my brain ",what?????????? :0 Can you see stuff when you dream at night?,I guess so? I definitely dream
38305,what?????????? :0 Can you see stuff when you dream at night?,I guess so? I definitely dream,Are you able to draw at all? 
38306,I guess so? I definitely dream,Are you able to draw at all? ,"I’m not very good at it, but like I do have the ability"
38307,Are you able to draw at all? ,"I’m not very good at it, but like I do have the ability",Do you not imagine what you're about to draw before you start? Or do you just go at it?
38308,I never realised people ACTUALLY saw things in their head.,God fucking dammit now I dont know if I can see image sin my mind or if I cant,Right? Am i supposed to literally be SEEING shit?
38309,God fucking dammit now I dont know if I can see image sin my mind or if I cant,Right? Am i supposed to literally be SEEING shit?,"Yes
"
38310,"Just lost my 3 year old reddit account, anyone up for a chat?",How do you lose your account? ,"Get locked out from it, customer support not responding."
38311,How do you lose your account? ,"Get locked out from it, customer support not responding.","“Customer support”. 

You are not Reddit’s customer. "
38312,"Get locked out from it, customer support not responding.","“Customer support”. 

You are not Reddit’s customer. ",uh-huh. thanks for the clarification 
38313,"Just lost my 3 year old reddit account, anyone up for a chat?",What's the longest distance you've traveled by car nonstop?,"Don't drive myself, but once took a roadtrip to the west coast. I live in Illinois "
38314,What's the longest distance you've traveled by car nonstop?,"Don't drive myself, but once took a roadtrip to the west coast. I live in Illinois ","Are you in Chicago, Illinois or the regular Illinois?"
38315,"Just lost my 3 year old reddit account, anyone up for a chat?",How’d you lose it?,lost password. no email.
38316,How’d you lose it?,lost password. no email.,Did you turn it off and turn it back on? ;)
38317,"Just lost my 3 year old reddit account, anyone up for a chat?",What’s the best yo momma joke you know?,I am better at being unintentionaly unfunny. and also Cards against humanity
38318,What’s the best yo momma joke you know?,I am better at being unintentionaly unfunny. and also Cards against humanity,Here: you momma is so bad at Cards against humanity that she is unintentionally funny
38319,Sad music,Tecumseh Valley by Townes Van Zandt...heartbreaking ,I’ll have to check it out! Thanks for the reply
38320,Tecumseh Valley by Townes Van Zandt...heartbreaking ,I’ll have to check it out! Thanks for the reply,Don’t forget your box of Kleenex!
38321,I’ll have to check it out! Thanks for the reply,Don’t forget your box of Kleenex!,"Beautiful song, loved it! Real touching "
38322,"Does your car, or the car your drive, have a name?",My first car in high school was named Gina! ,What was the make/model?
38323,My first car in high school was named Gina! ,What was the make/model?,She was a 2001 Hyundai Elantra. 
38324,"Does your car, or the car your drive, have a name?",My mini van is named Dinozo,"How is that pronounced?

Dine-O-Zo?

Din-Oz-O?"
38325,My mini van is named Dinozo,"How is that pronounced?

Dine-O-Zo?

Din-Oz-O?",Like NCIS Din-O-Zo
38326,Good Morning Redditors! What are you looking / Not Looking forward to today? Any big Plans ?,I’m excited about teaching robotics today and later I have a date ,"Teaching robotics? That sounds awesome!


Good luck on your date !! Hope it goes well!"
38327,I’m excited about teaching robotics today and later I have a date ,"Teaching robotics? That sounds awesome!


Good luck on your date !! Hope it goes well!","I love being a robotics coach. And also, thanks. Hope you have a great week as well "
38328,"Teaching robotics? That sounds awesome!


Good luck on your date !! Hope it goes well!","I love being a robotics coach. And also, thanks. Hope you have a great week as well ","So what does that mean exactly ?
When you say teaching robotics I think ""Mythbusters"""
38329,Good Morning Redditors! What are you looking / Not Looking forward to today? Any big Plans ?,I'm going to go longboarding this morning!,"Dont break anything.

My brother went skateboarding and broke his elbow!"
38330,I'm going to go longboarding this morning!,"Dont break anything.

My brother went skateboarding and broke his elbow!",Lol I will try! I have a helmet and I know my limits
38331,What is that crazy little thing that you are scared of ?,"Cockroaches. 
In my mind I know they can’t harm me but for some reason I’m just afraid of them",I have been chased by them as a kid! 
38332,"Cockroaches. 
In my mind I know they can’t harm me but for some reason I’m just afraid of them",I have been chased by them as a kid! ,Chased? Normally the cockroach and I run away in different directions when we meet hahaha 
38333,I have been chased by them as a kid! ,Chased? Normally the cockroach and I run away in different directions when we meet hahaha ,Normally cockroach starts chasing me..i dont know the reason though.
38334,What is that crazy little thing that you are scared of ?,Fishes. Those big dead eyes. Flip-flapping and the skin. I couldnt eat sushi till I became 19.,haha..! I started eating fish last year! Still can only eat fish and chips! 
38335,Fishes. Those big dead eyes. Flip-flapping and the skin. I couldnt eat sushi till I became 19.,haha..! I started eating fish last year! Still can only eat fish and chips! ,Yeah baby steps are better than no step! Good luck with your fish life bro.
38336,haha..! I started eating fish last year! Still can only eat fish and chips! ,Yeah baby steps are better than no step! Good luck with your fish life bro.,yeah ..thanks ! you too.
38337,What is that crazy little thing that you are scared of ?,Walking by a construction platform. I'm always on edge waiting for something to fall on me. ,yeah.And die like a final destination character!
38338,Walking by a construction platform. I'm always on edge waiting for something to fall on me. ,yeah.And die like a final destination character!,Exactly! I feel like that's just the way I'll go one day and my body knows it. 
38339,yeah.And die like a final destination character!,Exactly! I feel like that's just the way I'll go one day and my body knows it. ,That will be cool way to die! World's gonna remember it!
38340,Exactly! I feel like that's just the way I'll go one day and my body knows it. ,That will be cool way to die! World's gonna remember it!,"I'd rather not, though! "
38341,That will be cool way to die! World's gonna remember it!,"I'd rather not, though! ","haha! Not really in your hands! isnt it??

but just kidding..! cheer! "
38342,"I'd rather not, though! ","haha! Not really in your hands! isnt it??

but just kidding..! cheer! ",As long as I keep alert as I walk under those platforms of death...
38343,"haha! Not really in your hands! isnt it??

but just kidding..! cheer! ",As long as I keep alert as I walk under those platforms of death...,"have you seen a series called ""1000 Ways to Die"" on netflix? "
38344,As long as I keep alert as I walk under those platforms of death...,"have you seen a series called ""1000 Ways to Die"" on netflix? ","I haven't, but I'm watching it now. It seems good, thanks for the recommendation!"
38345,"have you seen a series called ""1000 Ways to Die"" on netflix? ","I haven't, but I'm watching it now. It seems good, thanks for the recommendation!",Yeah! Its like you gonna just die! Really weird stuff! 
38346,"I haven't, but I'm watching it now. It seems good, thanks for the recommendation!",Yeah! Its like you gonna just die! Really weird stuff! ,I'm really liking the humor!
38347,Yeah! Its like you gonna just die! Really weird stuff! ,I'm really liking the humor!,Glad to hear this! I saw the whole series ! I liked it! 
38348,I think I found the ultimate way to low-key piss off everyone around you.,Mildly curious why you enjoy pissing people off. ,"If I'm being totally honest, I have the soul of a troll"
38349,Mildly curious why you enjoy pissing people off. ,"If I'm being totally honest, I have the soul of a troll",Fair enough. 
38350,Mildly curious why you enjoy pissing people off. ,"If I'm being totally honest, I have the soul of a troll",Wow. Cool.
38351,Mildly curious why you enjoy pissing people off. ,"If I'm being totally honest, I have the soul of a troll",A troll soul!
38352,"If I'm being totally honest, I have the soul of a troll",A troll soul!,Wanna trade for a boy soul?
38353,Mildly curious why you enjoy pissing people off. ,"If I'm being totally honest, I have the soul of a troll",You gotta pay the soul toll to get into this boy's troll
38354,Mildly curious why you enjoy pissing people off. ,"If I'm being totally honest, I have the soul of a troll","Stupid people deserve to be pissed off. It's good, clean fun."
38355,I think I found the ultimate way to low-key piss off everyone around you.,This sounds petty. Are you doing it to better yourself or to somehow get back at everyone else? ,It's extremly petty.  I actually had a front page post at r/pettyrevenge a few weeks ago.
38356,This sounds petty. Are you doing it to better yourself or to somehow get back at everyone else? ,It's extremly petty.  I actually had a front page post at r/pettyrevenge a few weeks ago.,How were you able to keep up your routine when you messed up your back?
38357,What were you doing when youtube crashed..?,"I was playing Oblivion, the crash must have been and gone during my session.",it only lasted a couple hours. lol. guess i was one of the few ppl on youtube
38358,"I was playing Oblivion, the crash must have been and gone during my session.",it only lasted a couple hours. lol. guess i was one of the few ppl on youtube,"I was getting some food when it happened, it was quite a boring wait for sure"
38359,it only lasted a couple hours. lol. guess i was one of the few ppl on youtube,"I was getting some food when it happened, it was quite a boring wait for sure",did u actually last the wait until it came back? also what food?
38360,What were you doing when youtube crashed..?,Job Search. I have better things to do than getting frustrated over YouTube. ,Hope you get the job. I'm employed so i have better things to do than job search.
38361,Job Search. I have better things to do than getting frustrated over YouTube. ,Hope you get the job. I'm employed so i have better things to do than job search.,It will probably be another sh1tty temp job. No degree &amp; marketable skills = no jobs. 
38362,Hope you get the job. I'm employed so i have better things to do than job search.,It will probably be another sh1tty temp job. No degree &amp; marketable skills = no jobs. ,Gotta start somewhere. Money is money. At least you're trying.
38363,My kids bought me a PS4,Amazing! Also amazing:  another mom gamer! Me too! ,There's dozens of us!
38364,Amazing! Also amazing:  another mom gamer! Me too! ,There's dozens of us!,I don't know.... I've never met one in the wild.
38365,Amazing! Also amazing:  another mom gamer! Me too! ,There's dozens of us!,"LOL ""dozens"""
38366,There's dozens of us!,"LOL ""dozens""","Well, at least a half dozen."
38367,There's dozens of us!,"LOL ""dozens""",Go watch Arrested Development if you didn't get that reference. You won't regret it.
38368,Amazing! Also amazing:  another mom gamer! Me too! ,There's dozens of us!,DOZENS!! 
38369,My kids bought me a PS4,That’s so awesome! You have a beautiful family ,"Oh my gosh, thank you! "
38370,That’s so awesome! You have a beautiful family ,"Oh my gosh, thank you! ",:)
38371,My kids bought me a PS4,"Aww, This is very wholesome. Thanks for sharing.","Thank you, and thank you for reading!"
38372,"Aww, This is very wholesome. Thanks for sharing.","Thank you, and thank you for reading!",Your welcome. :)
38373,My kids bought me a PS4,r/wholesome and r/humansbeingbros need to hear about this. ,Should I xpost...?
38374,r/wholesome and r/humansbeingbros need to hear about this. ,Should I xpost...?,Oh yes 
38375,My kids bought me a PS4,i love to see this!!! yes!!!! i wish i could give my mom the whole world,"Your mom would be happy with just hugs and love, I promise :)"
38376,i love to see this!!! yes!!!! i wish i could give my mom the whole world,"Your mom would be happy with just hugs and love, I promise :)",I do that multiple times a day. i hope she knows :)
38377,"Your mom would be happy with just hugs and love, I promise :)",I do that multiple times a day. i hope she knows :),"She does, and she love every second of it."
38378,My kids bought me a PS4,I wish my parents were this nice,Me too and I’m sorry. 
38379,I wish my parents were this nice,Me too and I’m sorry. ,It’s ok tho it’s expected since I have Indian parents 
38380,"What's up, everyone?",Working on an assignment. Yourself?,An assignment for what? 
38381,Working on an assignment. Yourself?,An assignment for what? ,College!
38382,An assignment for what? ,College!,"Nice, what class?"
38383,College!,"Nice, what class?","Visual thinking, I’m working on a project!"
38384,"What's up, everyone?","Hi! I’m laying in bed waiting to be tired enough to fall asleep, how about you? ",Hey! I was doing the same as you when I made the post
38385,"Hi! I’m laying in bed waiting to be tired enough to fall asleep, how about you? ",Hey! I was doing the same as you when I made the post,Nice!!! I hope you fell asleep at a normal time because I stayed up way too late!
38386,What have you been listening to?,I've been into EXO and kdrama OSTs,I used to loooove EXO
38387,I've been into EXO and kdrama OSTs,I used to loooove EXO,"I'm sooo excited for the comeback!

Btw: 'used to'?"
38388,I used to loooove EXO,"I'm sooo excited for the comeback!

Btw: 'used to'?",I still kind of listen to them but I've moved onto more classic rock/oldies metal.
38389,What's for dinner?,"We're broke until Friday, but I suprised my wife and daughter with McDonald's for dinner.",I had some McDonald's just yesterday--it's tasty from time to time!
38390,"We're broke until Friday, but I suprised my wife and daughter with McDonald's for dinner.",I had some McDonald's just yesterday--it's tasty from time to time!,"It's always tasty, just with varying degrees of regret."
38391,I had some McDonald's just yesterday--it's tasty from time to time!,"It's always tasty, just with varying degrees of regret.",Exaaaactly
38392,"I’m getting laid off and my last day is Halloween. We’re allowed to wear costumes at work, so I am going as a homeless person","On your lunch break, be sure to sit outside the entrance and beg for change.",Climate change
38393,"On your lunch break, be sure to sit outside the entrance and beg for change.",Climate change,I'm praying for tidal waves
38394,"On your lunch break, be sure to sit outside the entrance and beg for change.",Climate change,The real change comes from within.
38395,"I’m getting laid off and my last day is Halloween. We’re allowed to wear costumes at work, so I am going as a homeless person","On your lunch break, be sure to sit outside the entrance and beg for change.",Rummage through the break room garbage after lunch break. 
38396,"On your lunch break, be sure to sit outside the entrance and beg for change.",Rummage through the break room garbage after lunch break. ,Ask coworkers if you can recycle their cans and bottles 
38397,"I’m getting laid off and my last day is Halloween. We’re allowed to wear costumes at work, so I am going as a homeless person",Love this!!!! What’s the sign going to say? “Will work for food?”,"“Lost job, anything helps” lol"
38398,Love this!!!! What’s the sign going to say? “Will work for food?”,"“Lost job, anything helps” lol","""Tell jokes for a dollar"""
38399,"I’m getting laid off and my last day is Halloween. We’re allowed to wear costumes at work, so I am going as a homeless person",Walk around the office offering hand jobs with a raspy voice.,"""Give ya a hand jibber for a $5."""
38400,Walk around the office offering hand jobs with a raspy voice.,"""Give ya a hand jibber for a $5.""",Alright tree fiddy
38401,"""Give ya a hand jibber for a $5.""",Alright tree fiddy,yolo
38402,Alright tree fiddy,yolo,"No worries about HR there so fuck it, YOLO is right. "
38403,"""Give ya a hand jibber for a $5.""",Alright tree fiddy,"""3, take it or leave it.""

\- Patrick Star"
38404,"""Give ya a hand jibber for a $5.""",Alright tree fiddy,GODDAMN YOU LOCH NESS MONSTA I AINT GIVIN YOU NO TREE FIDDY!
38405,"""Give ya a hand jibber for a $5.""",Alright tree fiddy,Get on outta here lochness! Dang monster.
38406,Walk around the office offering hand jobs with a raspy voice.,"""Give ya a hand jibber for a $5.""","I don't know if I want one from someone called ""Lordgunhand"" that might lead to some accidents."
38407,"I’m getting laid off and my last day is Halloween. We’re allowed to wear costumes at work, so I am going as a homeless person",Walk around the office offering hand jobs with a raspy voice.,I ugly laughed at this.
38408,Walk around the office offering hand jobs with a raspy voice.,I ugly laughed at this.,I did one of those laughed where you kinda just wheeze really hard
38409,I ugly laughed at this.,I did one of those laughed where you kinda just wheeze really hard,Yo same
38410,"I’m getting laid off and my last day is Halloween. We’re allowed to wear costumes at work, so I am going as a homeless person",Walk around the office offering hand jobs with a raspy voice.,Rickety Cricket!
38411,Walk around the office offering hand jobs with a raspy voice.,Rickety Cricket!,No man is going inside me unless I get a sixer. 
38412,Walk around the office offering hand jobs with a raspy voice.,Rickety Cricket!,Goddamned street rat! 
38413,"I’m getting laid off and my last day is Halloween. We’re allowed to wear costumes at work, so I am going as a homeless person",Walk around the office offering hand jobs with a raspy voice.,"Yeah, what are they gonna do? Fire you for harassment? "
38414,Walk around the office offering hand jobs with a raspy voice.,"Yeah, what are they gonna do? Fire you for harassment? ",Well. Yes actually. That follows an employee way closer than a layoff.
38415,"Yeah, what are they gonna do? Fire you for harassment? ",Well. Yes actually. That follows an employee way closer than a layoff.,[removed]
38416,"I’m getting laid off and my last day is Halloween. We’re allowed to wear costumes at work, so I am going as a homeless person",Walk around the office offering hand jobs with a raspy voice.,"*I got these cheeeeseburgers, maaan.”*"
38417,Walk around the office offering hand jobs with a raspy voice.,"*I got these cheeeeseburgers, maaan.”*",The reference I was waiting for
38418,"*I got these cheeeeseburgers, maaan.”*",The reference I was waiting for,The reference we deserved
38419,The reference I was waiting for,The reference we deserved,Help. OOTL.
38420,The reference we deserved,Help. OOTL.,"It's from a parody of Menace II Society. I forget the name, it's too damn long"
38421,Help. OOTL.,"It's from a parody of Menace II Society. I forget the name, it's too damn long","I loved it, my notification tone on my phone is the 'message' thing"
38422,Walk around the office offering hand jobs with a raspy voice.,"*I got these cheeeeseburgers, maaan.”*",**MESSAGE!**
38423,Walk around the office offering hand jobs with a raspy voice.,"*I got these cheeeeseburgers, maaan.”*","“I don’t want your *damn* cheeseburgers.”

“I’ll suck yo dick!”"
38424,"I’m getting laid off and my last day is Halloween. We’re allowed to wear costumes at work, so I am going as a homeless person",Walk around the office offering hand jobs with a raspy voice.,Lemons?! Well they are good for scurvy. Alright I'll have some lemons then I'm out. 
38425,Walk around the office offering hand jobs with a raspy voice.,Lemons?! Well they are good for scurvy. Alright I'll have some lemons then I'm out. ,I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! **Do you know who I am?!**
38426,"I’m getting laid off and my last day is Halloween. We’re allowed to wear costumes at work, so I am going as a homeless person",Is your boss Micheal Scott?,He had to pick somebody! 
38427,Is your boss Micheal Scott?,He had to pick somebody! ,I wish I could fire Sherri.
38428,To all those who haven't eaten cake in a while ...,Happy cake day cake enthusiast ,"Hahahaha..! Rather 'making others eat cake enthusiast' !
Thanks :)"
38429,Happy cake day cake enthusiast ,"Hahahaha..! Rather 'making others eat cake enthusiast' !
Thanks :)",Oh u wanna get others fat tstststs hahaha just kidding ;)
38430,To all those who haven't eaten cake in a while ...,can i sub a donut for cake? cake is $5-$8 here but i can get a donut for 50 cents,You sure can :)
38431,can i sub a donut for cake? cake is $5-$8 here but i can get a donut for 50 cents,You sure can :),ty and enjoy your cake! 
38432,Here's a little ditty,"i am currently pretending to be an adult

what's on your mind?",Oh yay! Umm I like cereal. 
38433,"i am currently pretending to be an adult

what's on your mind?",Oh yay! Umm I like cereal. ,"for breakfast? or in general?

i think night time is the best time for cereal"
38434,Oh yay! Umm I like cereal. ,"for breakfast? or in general?

i think night time is the best time for cereal","In general. I don't think there's a ""best time""... Any time is good for cereal. "
38435,"for breakfast? or in general?

i think night time is the best time for cereal","In general. I don't think there's a ""best time""... Any time is good for cereal. ","i agree

you are very wise"
38436,"In general. I don't think there's a ""best time""... Any time is good for cereal. ","i agree

you are very wise",Hahaha I try. 
38437,"i am currently pretending to be an adult

what's on your mind?",Oh yay! Umm I like cereal. ,I like... POTATOES!
38438,Oh yay! Umm I like cereal. ,I like... POTATOES!,But what kind?
38439,What shows don't you ever skip the intro to?,"Gilmore Girls

The X Files

Forever Knight","Never seen any of those, what are the themes like?"
38440,"Gilmore Girls

The X Files

Forever Knight","Never seen any of those, what are the themes like?","Doo do do do do. Do do Di do do... Do do do do, do do"
38441,"Never seen any of those, what are the themes like?","Doo do do do do. Do do Di do do... Do do do do, do do",Can confirm.
38442,"Never seen any of those, what are the themes like?","Doo do do do do. Do do Di do do... Do do do do, do do",Incredible 
38443,What shows don't you ever skip the intro to?,bojack horseman and its always sunny,"Bojack has a bopping them, so bouncy. Kinda contradicts the theme(s) of the show though!"
38444,bojack horseman and its always sunny,"Bojack has a bopping them, so bouncy. Kinda contradicts the theme(s) of the show though!",i love how it slightly changes as the show progresses 
38445,What shows don't you ever skip the intro to?,"Trailer Park Boys, always sets the mood of the show, NEVER skip",Comedy right?
38446,"Trailer Park Boys, always sets the mood of the show, NEVER skip",Comedy right?,Indeed it is
38447,What shows don't you ever skip the intro to?,"The Big Bang Theory

It all started with the Big Bang! Bang!",Actually quite catchy isn't it
38448,"The Big Bang Theory

It all started with the Big Bang! Bang!",Actually quite catchy isn't it,Yeah. Sadly there’s only one season left. 
38449,Actually quite catchy isn't it,Yeah. Sadly there’s only one season left. ,"I stopped after 6, how many are there now?"
38450,Yeah. Sadly there’s only one season left. ,"I stopped after 6, how many are there now?",There are 11 already. And the 12th season will be their last. 
38451,The internet is great - I just ordered a pizza for a friend who I have never met.,"There exists:

r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

Just saying ;-)",came here to say just this... like man is OP gonna have his mind blown
38452,"There exists:

r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

Just saying ;-)",came here to say just this... like man is OP gonna have his mind blown,pwwooooof!
38453,The internet is great - I just ordered a pizza for a friend who I have never met.,Lol I've been in one of my online buddies house before but we have never met. ,I want to hear this story. 
38454,Lol I've been in one of my online buddies house before but we have never met. ,I want to hear this story. ,I second this
38455,I want to hear this story. ,I second this,I third this
38456,The internet is great - I just ordered a pizza for a friend who I have never met.,"Hey friend, why don't you send me a pizza?","I'm not your friend, buddy. ;)"
38457,"Hey friend, why don't you send me a pizza?","I'm not your friend, buddy. ;)","I'm not your buddy, pal. "
38458,"I'm not your friend, buddy. ;)","I'm not your buddy, pal. ","I’m not your pal, chief. "
38459,The internet is great - I just ordered a pizza for a friend who I have never met.,Hi yes I would like to be your friend too,"A few people have, it seems. Well, Hi Austin! I'm Shep"
38460,Hi yes I would like to be your friend too,"A few people have, it seems. Well, Hi Austin! I'm Shep",Cool do I get pizza yet
38461,"A few people have, it seems. Well, Hi Austin! I'm Shep",Cool do I get pizza yet,"Lol, Wow. Fuck off. "
38462,The internet is great - I just ordered a pizza for a friend who I have never met.,I honestly wanna do this for one of my online friends one day.,"It really made her day. Lol. She's now eaten twice off my gift
(lunch and dinner)"
38463,I honestly wanna do this for one of my online friends one day.,"It really made her day. Lol. She's now eaten twice off my gift
(lunch and dinner)","That's amazing, makes me feel all fuzzy inside. "
38464,The internet is great - I just ordered a pizza for a friend who I have never met.,This brightened my day! ,"Good! I'm glad! 
What do you Produce?"
38465,This brightened my day! ,"Good! I'm glad! 
What do you Produce?",Newscasts. I work at a tv station
38466,Gender Reveal,"Wow, four children sound like a serious task. Hats off if you manage to manage it.",I love it
38467,"Wow, four children sound like a serious task. Hats off if you manage to manage it.",I love it,So wholesome :) 💛
38468,Gender Reveal,"Congrats!
Whats the secret, my father has 4 sons lol.
",Stand on one leg;)
38469,"Congrats!
Whats the secret, my father has 4 sons lol.
",Stand on one leg;),Always imagined it might be an eyes open or closed thing :D
38470,"Does anyone else get the ""Fall Time Feelings"" where they have a case of nostalgia during Fall/Autumn every year?","Hm I dont know, because I constantly have nostalgic feelings, all year long haha",Haha do you like the feeling or do you think it can be annoying?
38471,"Hm I dont know, because I constantly have nostalgic feelings, all year long haha",Haha do you like the feeling or do you think it can be annoying?,"I quite like it. Im a kinda dreamy person sometimes, but I enjoy life this way."
38472,Haha do you like the feeling or do you think it can be annoying?,"I quite like it. Im a kinda dreamy person sometimes, but I enjoy life this way.","What do you mean by dreamy person, if you don't mind my asking?"
38473,"Does anyone else get the ""Fall Time Feelings"" where they have a case of nostalgia during Fall/Autumn every year?","Yes. It’s bittersweet for me. Sometimes , nostalgia is painful. ",Sometimes it truly is...I hope all is well my friend 
38474,"Yes. It’s bittersweet for me. Sometimes , nostalgia is painful. ",Sometimes it truly is...I hope all is well my friend ,Just mildly painful. 😏thank you. 
38475,"Does anyone else get the ""Fall Time Feelings"" where they have a case of nostalgia during Fall/Autumn every year?",I didn’t until I moved from the desert to New England.,New England September-April is my happy time 
38476,I didn’t until I moved from the desert to New England.,New England September-April is my happy time ,"It wasn’t a melancholy nostalgia, more pensive. I liked it!"
38477,What do you guys think is (currently) the least talked about country?,Petoria,Family Guy joke?
38478,Petoria,Family Guy joke?,Indeed
38479,What do you guys think is (currently) the least talked about country?,"Likely one of the Pacific island nations, like Vanuatu.",I always picked Vanuatu in Fifa98
38480,"Likely one of the Pacific island nations, like Vanuatu.",I always picked Vanuatu in Fifa98,Fifa 98
38481,It's snowing and I'm the only one here who cares and am loving it.,Never even seen/felt snow before and all these people don't care 😩,Where do you live?
38482,Never even seen/felt snow before and all these people don't care 😩,Where do you live?,Lincoln. Came from Georgia so the weather here is an adjustment for sure.
38483,The marches in Germany make me feel loved.,What does POC mean?,Pickled okra/cucumber
38484,What does POC mean?,Pickled okra/cucumber,"Ah, thank you"
38485,The marches in Germany make me feel loved.,What does POC mean?,Person of color
38486,What does POC mean?,Person of color,"Thanks, Hitler"
38487,What does POC mean?,Person of color,"So, tell me Adolf, what are your thoughts on this march in Germany?"
38488,What does POC mean?,Person of color,Not white* 
38489,The marches in Germany make me feel loved.,Something tells me this won't stay casual for long,I feel like this question is bate.
38490,Something tells me this won't stay casual for long,I feel like this question is bate.,I don't think so but it definitely does invite less than casual discussion. 
38491,What is your favorite video game?,Detroit Become Human,Really? Nice! Why is it your favorite?
38492,Detroit Become Human,Really? Nice! Why is it your favorite?,The story I think is really great and the voice acting/motion capture is done really well.
38493,Really? Nice! Why is it your favorite?,The story I think is really great and the voice acting/motion capture is done really well.,"Nice. It doesn't really interest me, but I know quite a lot of people like it. Glad you do! "
38494,What's going on with you guys tonight?,Smoking that purple kush and watching football!,Which game?
38495,Smoking that purple kush and watching football!,Which game?,Jags and Cowboys
38496,Which game?,Jags and Cowboys,Cowboys killing it today 
38497,Jags and Cowboys,Cowboys killing it today ,Fuck yeah
38498,Jags and Cowboys,Cowboys killing it today ,Fuck yeah!
38499,I’m drunk and ready to talk,Oy bruv,"Hey, do you have anything you want to talk about or should I start the conversation?"
38500,Oy bruv,"Hey, do you have anything you want to talk about or should I start the conversation?",You can start it off.
38501,"Hey, do you have anything you want to talk about or should I start the conversation?",You can start it off.,"So, what’s your favorite local drink? 
And what kind of music did you most recently listen to?"
38502,I’m drunk and ready to talk,hey how u doin,"I’m good. I ate way too many nachos today, tho. So that’s not pleasant."
38503,hey how u doin,"I’m good. I ate way too many nachos today, tho. So that’s not pleasant.","Now you learned the lesson, why are you drunk today ? Apparently you were yesterday too"
38504,Just stepped on a roach barefoot.,I’m *,Unless she’s just starting with the verb as a colloquialism.
38505,I’m *,Unless she’s just starting with the verb as a colloquialism.,I was. To state the horror I have experienced. 
38506,Unless she’s just starting with the verb as a colloquialism.,I was. To state the horror I have experienced. ,I thought it was obvious.😉
38507,Just stepped on a roach barefoot.,Want me to come burn down your house after you jump off the roof?,Yes please. Maybe a ritual afterwards to cleanse it. 
38508,Want me to come burn down your house after you jump off the roof?,Yes please. Maybe a ritual afterwards to cleanse it. ,I’ll bring the sage.
38509,Yes please. Maybe a ritual afterwards to cleanse it. ,I’ll bring the sage.,I'll bring the assassin.
38510,I’ll bring the sage.,I'll bring the assassin.,And I'll cut the cheese!
38511,I'll bring the assassin.,And I'll cut the cheese!,I'll bring the beer.
38512,And I'll cut the cheese!,I'll bring the beer.,And My Axe!
38513,I'll bring the beer.,And My Axe!,And I’ll bring the ring to Mordor
38514,And My Axe!,And I’ll bring the ring to Mordor,I'll take the Hobbits to Isengard. 
38515,And I’ll bring the ring to Mordor,I'll take the Hobbits to Isengard. ,And i can do this! *wiggles fingers magically*
38516,I'll take the Hobbits to Isengard. ,And i can do this! *wiggles fingers magically*,And *I* have nothing to add
38517,And I’ll bring the ring to Mordor,I'll take the Hobbits to Isengard. ,"I’ll boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew"
38518,And I’ll bring the ring to Mordor,I'll take the Hobbits to Isengard. ,what did you say?
38519,And I’ll bring the ring to Mordor,I'll take the Hobbits to Isengard. ,And I’ll let the ring bearer decide if we shall go through the mountain or turn around
38520,Yes please. Maybe a ritual afterwards to cleanse it. ,I’ll bring the sage.,[removed]
38521,Want me to come burn down your house after you jump off the roof?,Yes please. Maybe a ritual afterwards to cleanse it. ,"Bringing holy water, fam"
38522,Yes please. Maybe a ritual afterwards to cleanse it. ,"Bringing holy water, fam",I’ll bring Billy the Goat. 
38523,Want me to come burn down your house after you jump off the roof?,Yes please. Maybe a ritual afterwards to cleanse it. ,"Need me to clear your browser history?

&amp;#x200B;"
38524,Yes please. Maybe a ritual afterwards to cleanse it. ,"Need me to clear your browser history?

&amp;#x200B;",you da real mvp
38525,Want me to come burn down your house after you jump off the roof?,Yes please. Maybe a ritual afterwards to cleanse it. ,What if we drench the house in gasoline and fabuloso just to be sure and then burn it 
38526,Just stepped on a roach barefoot.,Want me to come burn down your house after you jump off the roof?,"Can you come burn my foot, too? Just... *-swallow-* just in case..."
38527,Want me to come burn down your house after you jump off the roof?,"Can you come burn my foot, too? Just... *-swallow-* just in case...",Whatever needs to done. We’ve all got to look out for each other. 
38528,"Can you come burn my foot, too? Just... *-swallow-* just in case...",Whatever needs to done. We’ve all got to look out for each other. ,Alight team. I’ve said my goodbyes. Time to cleanse. 😂😂
38529,Just stepped on a roach barefoot.,Compared to the roach you got of pretty easy I would say !,Probably in the roaches eyes yes haha 
38530,Compared to the roach you got of pretty easy I would say !,Probably in the roaches eyes yes haha ,**Plot Twist**: That roach's name? John.
38531,Probably in the roaches eyes yes haha ,**Plot Twist**: That roach's name? John.,Hahahahaha I am dying 
38532,**Plot Twist**: That roach's name? John.,Hahahahaha I am dying ,Like John didn't? 
38533,Compared to the roach you got of pretty easy I would say !,Probably in the roaches eyes yes haha ,Speaking of those eyes...
38534,Just stepped on a roach barefoot.,Gotta get rid of the whole foot now,My thoughts exactly. Amputation is nothing compared to what just occurred. 
38535,Gotta get rid of the whole foot now,My thoughts exactly. Amputation is nothing compared to what just occurred. ,Did any of it squish up between your toes?
38536,My thoughts exactly. Amputation is nothing compared to what just occurred. ,Did any of it squish up between your toes?,i bet the little legs and feelers still wriggled around in between too
38537,Did any of it squish up between your toes?,i bet the little legs and feelers still wriggled around in between too,"Please, stop this. I wish I could unread stuff."
38538,Just stepped on a roach barefoot.,[removed],"Was it warm? It's worse when it's still so, so warm..."
38539,[removed],"Was it warm? It's worse when it's still so, so warm...","Cold outside, warm inside. "
38540,Just stepped on a roach barefoot.,[removed],I've done both. The crunch then squish is worse than the slime. So much worse.
38541,[removed],I've done both. The crunch then squish is worse than the slime. So much worse.,Agreed man. Crunch THEN squish. You get the worst of both. 
38542,Just stepped on a roach barefoot.,"I am sorry. 

Sincerely,
Someone who has an irrational fear of roaches.","Nothing irrational about it, roaches are gross!"
38543,"I am sorry. 

Sincerely,
Someone who has an irrational fear of roaches.","Nothing irrational about it, roaches are gross!",Thank you for saying that lmaoo
38544,"Nothing irrational about it, roaches are gross!",Thank you for saying that lmaoo,"You’re welcome! Onwards in solidarity against roaches! 

(I hate them so much lol)"
38545,Just stepped on a roach barefoot.,Seriously dude? Go tell someone who cares,It’s the casual conversation sub. Dude. 
38546,Seriously dude? Go tell someone who cares,It’s the casual conversation sub. Dude. ,"Why do you even post here, do you lack real life friends or something?"
38547,Is it weird if I made a blog for my hobby and didn't show it to anyone I know?,"Nothing wrong with that. 

I have the same hobby.",Awesome! Chilli bros unite! 
38548,"Nothing wrong with that. 

I have the same hobby.",Awesome! Chilli bros unite! ,"Internet fist bump. 

My wife is the real gardener...but I'm the chef."
38549,Awesome! Chilli bros unite! ,"Internet fist bump. 

My wife is the real gardener...but I'm the chef.",A match made in heaven! 
38550,Is it weird if I made a blog for my hobby and didn't show it to anyone I know?,i know some sauces. maybe i can be featured there. :l ,Hey may be who knows! I haven't even made it yet! 
38551,i know some sauces. maybe i can be featured there. :l ,Hey may be who knows! I haven't even made it yet! ,"oh, why not youtube though? "
38552,"So my country is, yet again, falling to pieces. What's happening in your world?",You conditions your own reality. Make it great!,Duuuude.
38553,You conditions your own reality. Make it great!,Duuuude.,🔺🔺🔻🔺⛰☼⚞👁⚟
38554,"So my country is, yet again, falling to pieces. What's happening in your world?","They opened a Starbucks where I live
(Yanbu, Saudi Arabia)",Nice
38555,"They opened a Starbucks where I live
(Yanbu, Saudi Arabia)",Nice,Nice
38556,Can you think of a more innocent drink or food than chocolate milk?,Apple juice ,Apple juice upsets my stomach so...
38557,Apple juice ,Apple juice upsets my stomach so...,Both do for me. I'm sad now.
38558,Can you think of a more innocent drink or food than chocolate milk?,Apple juice ,apples have cyanide
38559,Apple juice ,apples have cyanide,Cyanide and happiness
38560,apples have cyanide,Cyanide and happiness,Keep your shorts on!
38561,Can you think of a more innocent drink or food than chocolate milk?,Apple juice ,And yet eating an actual apple always makes someone look evil.
38562,Apple juice ,And yet eating an actual apple always makes someone look evil.,"It is a strangely menacing fruit, and those loud crunches don’t help"
38563,Can you think of a more innocent drink or food than chocolate milk?,Some oatmeal.,Oatmeal just makes me think of tiny old people 🤔
38564,Some oatmeal.,Oatmeal just makes me think of tiny old people 🤔,Aren't tiny old people mostly harmless?
38565,Can you think of a more innocent drink or food than chocolate milk?,That orange HI-C drink McDonald's use to sell.,Listen I am still devastated about that. Why did they get rid of it??? Why???????
38566,That orange HI-C drink McDonald's use to sell.,Listen I am still devastated about that. Why did they get rid of it??? Why???????,Burger King has it now
38567,Listen I am still devastated about that. Why did they get rid of it??? Why???????,Burger King has it now,The catch being you have to step into Burger King to get it.
38568,Can you think of a more innocent drink or food than chocolate milk?,Chicken Nuggets! :D,chicken nuggets and chocolate milk are literally my 2 favourite things on the planet
38569,Chicken Nuggets! :D,chicken nuggets and chocolate milk are literally my 2 favourite things on the planet,Quick - commit a murder! 
38570,Can you think of a more innocent drink or food than chocolate milk?,I've mixed chocolate milk with alcohol before so it's not totally innocent. ,Add a bit of bailey's and suddenly it's a whole lot less innocent...
38571,I've mixed chocolate milk with alcohol before so it's not totally innocent. ,Add a bit of bailey's and suddenly it's a whole lot less innocent...,...but way more awesome.
38572,Add a bit of bailey's and suddenly it's a whole lot less innocent...,...but way more awesome.,True.
38573,I've mixed chocolate milk with alcohol before so it's not totally innocent. ,Add a bit of bailey's and suddenly it's a whole lot less innocent...,Mudslide! 
38574,Can you think of a more innocent drink or food than chocolate milk?,I've mixed chocolate milk with alcohol before so it's not totally innocent. ,To my body that sounds like a great way to projectile vomit into everything 🤔
38575,I've mixed chocolate milk with alcohol before so it's not totally innocent. ,To my body that sounds like a great way to projectile vomit into everything 🤔,"To be fair, I didn't drink much of it and I think that's what would have happened if I had. "
38576,Just for fun.What is you pet peave?,People asking for my middle name...,It's not ingno? 
38577,People asking for my middle name...,It's not ingno? ,Clever you. Haha
38578,Just for fun.What is you pet peave?,People ,Lol. Not a people person?
38579,People ,Lol. Not a people person?,Generally people suck. 
38580,Lol. Not a people person?,Generally people suck. ,A lot do that's why I have a cat
38581,Just for fun.What is you pet peave?,when somebody says pet peave....,Hmm. What is it then? 
38582,when somebody says pet peave....,Hmm. What is it then? ,I dunno it just sounds weird 
38583,Guys and Girls my day has been pretty sucky. Can you guys suggest me an album or maybe one song that you really like?,Try New Born by Muse. :),"I’m on it, I’ve only heard one song by these guys."
38584,Try New Born by Muse. :),"I’m on it, I’ve only heard one song by these guys.","Oh man, you are missing out! :)"
38585,Try New Born by Muse. :),"I’m on it, I’ve only heard one song by these guys.","Seriously- they are great, the earlier the better. Check em all out. "
38586,Guys and Girls my day has been pretty sucky. Can you guys suggest me an album or maybe one song that you really like?,Panic prevention - Jamie T........anything by Jamie T cheers me up though. ,Ooh 2 seconds into the album I hear “fuckin crouissant”   I’m liking this
38587,Panic prevention - Jamie T........anything by Jamie T cheers me up though. ,Ooh 2 seconds into the album I hear “fuckin crouissant”   I’m liking this,If you like that album definitely listen to the others. 
38588,Guys and Girls my day has been pretty sucky. Can you guys suggest me an album or maybe one song that you really like?,5:55 by Sylvan LaCue brightens my day whenever I’m down 😊,"I actually really like this, it’s oddly motivating."
38589,5:55 by Sylvan LaCue brightens my day whenever I’m down 😊,"I actually really like this, it’s oddly motivating.","I know, right!! 😄"
38590,Guys and Girls my day has been pretty sucky. Can you guys suggest me an album or maybe one song that you really like?,Twenty one pilots new album trench is awesome. Or any of their other albums :) ,"Dude, tell me about it! I pre downloaded it. "
38591,Twenty one pilots new album trench is awesome. Or any of their other albums :) ,"Dude, tell me about it! I pre downloaded it. ",Yay! Nice to find a fellow bandito in the wild :D 
38592,"Dude, tell me about it! I pre downloaded it. ",Yay! Nice to find a fellow bandito in the wild :D ,I’m so glad that I’ve been spotted!
38593,Twenty one pilots new album trench is awesome. Or any of their other albums :) ,"Dude, tell me about it! I pre downloaded it. ",What does pre downloaded mean? Download before downloading?
38594,Guys and Girls my day has been pretty sucky. Can you guys suggest me an album or maybe one song that you really like?,Twenty one pilots new album trench is awesome. Or any of their other albums :) ,First listen I had the biggest smile on my face. It's so good.
38595,Twenty one pilots new album trench is awesome. Or any of their other albums :) ,First listen I had the biggest smile on my face. It's so good.,The hype and legend actually make me cry happy tears 
38596,First listen I had the biggest smile on my face. It's so good.,The hype and legend actually make me cry happy tears ,There's just so much emotion poured into it. My favorites right now are Pet Cheetah and Morph.
38597,The hype and legend actually make me cry happy tears ,There's just so much emotion poured into it. My favorites right now are Pet Cheetah and Morph.,Jason Statham is the best cheetah 
38598,Guys and Girls my day has been pretty sucky. Can you guys suggest me an album or maybe one song that you really like?,Anything by Glass Animals!,GOOEY! 
38599,Anything by Glass Animals!,GOOEY! ,The other side if paradise is my jam right now
38600,Guys and Girls my day has been pretty sucky. Can you guys suggest me an album or maybe one song that you really like?,"Flogging Molly - Drunken Lullabies.

The song or the whole album. ","I really like this, It makes me want to learn how to do a jig and get drunk."
38601,"Flogging Molly - Drunken Lullabies.

The song or the whole album. ","I really like this, It makes me want to learn how to do a jig and get drunk.",Also try some Barleyjuice -&gt; Nancy Drinks Tequila or What’s Up Yours
38602,"I really like this, It makes me want to learn how to do a jig and get drunk.",Also try some Barleyjuice -&gt; Nancy Drinks Tequila or What’s Up Yours,"Stop it, you’re spoiling me!"
38603,Guys and Girls my day has been pretty sucky. Can you guys suggest me an album or maybe one song that you really like?,Just one song that I always like hearing: Uncontrollable Urge by Devo,I started dancing like crazy when I first heard this song. Thank you I’ve found my anthem.
38604,Just one song that I always like hearing: Uncontrollable Urge by Devo,I started dancing like crazy when I first heard this song. Thank you I’ve found my anthem.,It does that to people :)
38605,Just one song that I always like hearing: Uncontrollable Urge by Devo,I started dancing like crazy when I first heard this song. Thank you I’ve found my anthem.,"Also, if you're still looking for music, Genius by C2C. Different but still good."
38606,I started dancing like crazy when I first heard this song. Thank you I’ve found my anthem.,"Also, if you're still looking for music, Genius by C2C. Different but still good.",Your darn right it’s still good!
38607,"Also, if you're still looking for music, Genius by C2C. Different but still good.",Your darn right it’s still good!,"Enjoy, buddy. Chin up, tomorrow is a new day :)"
38608,Guys and Girls my day has been pretty sucky. Can you guys suggest me an album or maybe one song that you really like?,Breezeblocks by alt+j,Isn’t Alt-J the best!
38609,Breezeblocks by alt+j,Isn’t Alt-J the best!,Damn yes!
38610,Guys and Girls my day has been pretty sucky. Can you guys suggest me an album or maybe one song that you really like?,Drop the guillotine By peach pit. Good song.,"Man I love peach pit, I haven’t heard this song until now. I was missing out, this sound great."
38611,Drop the guillotine By peach pit. Good song.,"Man I love peach pit, I haven’t heard this song until now. I was missing out, this sound great.","If you liked that, try Sweet Fa, I think it's one of their best songs."
38612,Do certain smells ever bring back memories?,Everyone does.,"Well, not everyone. :D Some of us were born without a sense of smell."
38613,Everyone does.,"Well, not everyone. :D Some of us were born without a sense of smell.","Wow man, really? That stinks. "
38614,Do certain smells ever bring back memories?,Yes pine-sol and fresh  tortillas.  My grandmothers house.   ,Polish?
38615,Yes pine-sol and fresh  tortillas.  My grandmothers house.   ,Polish?,Mexican
38616,Polish?,Mexican,Was being sarcastic. Lol
38617,Mexican,Was being sarcastic. Lol,Sorry! I didn’t recognize the sarcasm font. 🙃
38618,I just bought $50 worth of hydros for $10,Yeah they are well drawn and just fun,Why did you choose your username? 
38619,Yeah they are well drawn and just fun,Why did you choose your username? ,It’s a nickname I got from someone I knew
38620,Why did you choose your username? ,It’s a nickname I got from someone I knew,Based on finding Nemo? 
38621,How have you guys been lately?,Just gonna spend the weekend playing Forza Horizon 4 lol s:,"Same here, but playing Pokémon and watching episode two of the new Jojo’s season on repeat 😂"
38622,Just gonna spend the weekend playing Forza Horizon 4 lol s:,"Same here, but playing Pokémon and watching episode two of the new Jojo’s season on repeat 😂",What’s jojo? S:
38623,"Same here, but playing Pokémon and watching episode two of the new Jojo’s season on repeat 😂",What’s jojo? S:,"Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, my dude! Part 5 just got animated, and I already love it!"
38624,Do you feel you have a purpose in life?,"I'm 30.  No purpose here, lol.  none at all","I'm 41. Looking for one. Hey wait... I ""know"" you lol. Hi."
38625,"I'm 30.  No purpose here, lol.  none at all","I'm 41. Looking for one. Hey wait... I ""know"" you lol. Hi.",haha hello there
38626,"I'm 41. Looking for one. Hey wait... I ""know"" you lol. Hi.",haha hello there,Guess you had a shit day huh?
38627,haha hello there,Guess you had a shit day huh?,"not too bad compared to the rest of 2018, lol"
38628,Guess you had a shit day huh?,"not too bad compared to the rest of 2018, lol",damn yo lol. Well it's gotta get better yeah? Or maybe not  :O
38629,Someone just added me on snapchat,"This was hilarious

Upvote for the laugh",Upvote accepted.
38630,"This was hilarious

Upvote for the laugh",Upvote accepted.,Was it hashtag freeshaaron selling nudes?
38631,Upvote accepted.,Was it hashtag freeshaaron selling nudes?,Meta?
38632,Upvote accepted.,Was it hashtag freeshaaron selling nudes?,What's a quick to tl:dr
38633,Someone just added me on snapchat,Hahah I love the progress of the updates 😂,I agree! Who doesn't love updates.
38634,Hahah I love the progress of the updates 😂,I agree! Who doesn't love updates.,windows 10 users :(
38635,I agree! Who doesn't love updates.,windows 10 users :(,iOS users
38636,windows 10 users :(,iOS users,ngl I like ios updates i get all stoked
38637,I agree! Who doesn't love updates.,windows 10 users :(,Windows 10 makes Windows Vista seem like a godsend
38638,Someone just added me on snapchat,I have a ps4 if you want it op,Am I dreaming or what?
38639,I have a ps4 if you want it op,Am I dreaming or what?,I am selling nudes as well
38640,Am I dreaming or what?,I am selling nudes as well,I have a sofa!
38641,Am I dreaming or what?,I am selling nudes as well,Do you give a discount if I buy both?
38642,I am selling nudes as well,Do you give a discount if I buy both?,$10 off plus $15 nudes credit for the future PLUS nudes come pre installed on PS4 hmu obo
38643,Am I dreaming or what?,I am selling nudes as well,Not sure I’d trust nudes from u/MrPotatoWedges
38644,I am selling nudes as well,Not sure I’d trust nudes from u/MrPotatoWedges,Your username says otherwise ;)
38645,Not sure I’d trust nudes from u/MrPotatoWedges,Your username says otherwise ;),/r/suicidebywords
38646,Your username says otherwise ;),/r/suicidebywords,Hey that's not polite
38647,I am selling nudes as well,Not sure I’d trust nudes from u/MrPotatoWedges,"Idk, I could go for some potato wedges right now"
38648,Not sure I’d trust nudes from u/MrPotatoWedges,"Idk, I could go for some potato wedges right now",pms welcome
38649,"Idk, I could go for some potato wedges right now",pms welcome,#Oh *my* 😏
38650,I am selling nudes as well,Not sure I’d trust nudes from u/MrPotatoWedges,You know you want to see the wedge 
38651,Am I dreaming or what?,I am selling nudes as well,Okay but do you have a sofa?
38652,I am selling nudes as well,Okay but do you have a sofa?,I'll sell you a sofa made out of nudes 
38653,Okay but do you have a sofa?,I'll sell you a sofa made out of nudes ,I'd love to play PS4 while sitting on it.
38654,I'll sell you a sofa made out of nudes ,I'd love to play PS4 while sitting on it.,[removed]
38655,I'll sell you a sofa made out of nudes ,I'd love to play PS4 while sitting on it.,I’ll sell you pictures of non-upholstered sofas
38656,I'd love to play PS4 while sitting on it.,I’ll sell you pictures of non-upholstered sofas,[removed]
38657,Okay but do you have a sofa?,I'll sell you a sofa made out of nudes ,So is the sofa just you on your hands &amp; knees with a cushion on your back or what? 
38658,Okay but do you have a sofa?,I'll sell you a sofa made out of nudes ,"Damnit, another serial killer. Why does this always happen??"
38659,I am selling nudes as well,Okay but do you have a sofa?,Are you looking to buy/rent/lease?
38660,Okay but do you have a sofa?,Are you looking to buy/rent/lease?,Whatever you're up to.
38661,Okay but do you have a sofa?,Are you looking to buy/rent/lease?,Can I rent nudes?
38662,Are you looking to buy/rent/lease?,Can I rent nudes?,Short term lease is what the pros prefer. 
38663,Am I dreaming or what?,I am selling nudes as well,I'll sell nudes cheaper than this guy
38664,I am selling nudes as well,I'll sell nudes cheaper than this guy,**STOP TRYING TO TAKE MY BUSINESS GET YOUR OWN CORNER**
38665,Am I dreaming or what?,I am selling nudes as well,Me too thanks
38666,Someone just added me on snapchat,I have a ps4 if you want it op,I'll pitch in for shipping if you guys are serious. 
38667,I have a ps4 if you want it op,I'll pitch in for shipping if you guys are serious. ,I'll throw in a 20% coupon for a haircut at Uncle Joe's
38668,I'll pitch in for shipping if you guys are serious. ,I'll throw in a 20% coupon for a haircut at Uncle Joe's,I think I can chip in a Chuck e Cheese 20 extra tokens coupon
38669,I'll throw in a 20% coupon for a haircut at Uncle Joe's,I think I can chip in a Chuck e Cheese 20 extra tokens coupon,i have a kidney to spare 
38670,I think I can chip in a Chuck e Cheese 20 extra tokens coupon,i have a kidney to spare ,I have three.
38671,Someone just added me on snapchat,I have a ps4 if you want it op,Me three!  And then we can game together =D
38672,I have a ps4 if you want it op,Me three!  And then we can game together =D,Me fourth!! Hope u have a lot of fun. 
38673,I have a ps4 if you want it op,Me three!  And then we can game together =D,If you guys are looking for someone to donate a PS4 to I have some leads. 👉😳👈
38674,Me three!  And then we can game together =D,If you guys are looking for someone to donate a PS4 to I have some leads. 👉😳👈,"I'D looove some beads!.....

Wait."
38675,If you guys are looking for someone to donate a PS4 to I have some leads. 👉😳👈,"I'D looove some beads!.....

Wait.",I have some leads on some beads.
38676,"I'D looove some beads!.....

Wait.",I have some leads on some beads.,Bees?
38677,Someone just added me on snapchat,Hilarious.  ,Oh yeah that's what they call me.
38678,Hilarious.  ,Oh yeah that's what they call me.,It could be much worse!  
38679,Oh yeah that's what they call me.,It could be much worse!  ,I know!
38680,Someone just added me on snapchat,The real question is why did you ps4block your brother?,He actually said to me after receiving the hoverboard that he likes it more than the PS4!
38681,The real question is why did you ps4block your brother?,He actually said to me after receiving the hoverboard that he likes it more than the PS4!,That’s because he doesn’t have a ps4! 
38682,He actually said to me after receiving the hoverboard that he likes it more than the PS4!,That’s because he doesn’t have a ps4! ,I know man I know!
38683,Someone just added me on snapchat,Damn shame you got blocked. You could've tried to sell her some nudes.,[removed]
38684,Damn shame you got blocked. You could've tried to sell her some nudes.,[removed],[removed]
38685,Someone just added me on snapchat,"I’ve blown more air than usual through my nose after reading it. So here, have my upvote",Yeah give it to me.
38686,"I’ve blown more air than usual through my nose after reading it. So here, have my upvote",Yeah give it to me.,that's what she said?
38687,"I’ve blown more air than usual through my nose after reading it. So here, have my upvote",Yeah give it to me.,You like that?....Mmmm 
38688,Someone just added me on snapchat,OP snapped ,OP what?
38689,OP snapped ,OP what?,"OP snapped!

You know, Thanos..."
38690,Someone just added me on snapchat,How long before he lost interest in the hoverboard? lol ,He doesn't spend a day without it
38691,How long before he lost interest in the hoverboard? lol ,He doesn't spend a day without it,Well there's that at least. 😊
38692,Someone just added me on snapchat,"I got a sofa. Free, but you gotta come pick it up. ",Why can't you just PM it to me.
38693,"I got a sofa. Free, but you gotta come pick it up. ",Why can't you just PM it to me.,You wouldn't download a couch...
38694,Its my birthday next week! What's something exciting thats coming up for you?,Oooooooooooh which day?,"Wednesday :c so that sucks because it's a work day, but I'm excited for the after! "
38695,Oooooooooooh which day?,"Wednesday :c so that sucks because it's a work day, but I'm excited for the after! ","You and I are friends now. 


That’s my birthday too. "
38696,"Wednesday :c so that sucks because it's a work day, but I'm excited for the after! ","You and I are friends now. 


That’s my birthday too. ",NO WAY. That's so cool! How are you celebrating? 
38697,"You and I are friends now. 


That’s my birthday too. ",NO WAY. That's so cool! How are you celebrating? ,I’m not sure. My coworkers want to get me drunk. Might go with that. 
38698,NO WAY. That's so cool! How are you celebrating? ,I’m not sure. My coworkers want to get me drunk. Might go with that. ,How old are you turning?
38699,I’m not sure. My coworkers want to get me drunk. Might go with that. ,How old are you turning?,"23. That fun, “technically an adult but still actually quite young” stage of life. "
38700,How old are you turning?,"23. That fun, “technically an adult but still actually quite young” stage of life. ",HEY ME TOO. Dude. 
38701,"23. That fun, “technically an adult but still actually quite young” stage of life. ",HEY ME TOO. Dude. ,"Wtf is this?


Where you from? I want to know if this goes even further. "
38702,Its my birthday next week! What's something exciting thats coming up for you?,"If financing goes through, I will be closing on my first house on Halloween!",That's amazing! Congrats! Any details you wanna share about your new house? :)
38703,"If financing goes through, I will be closing on my first house on Halloween!",That's amazing! Congrats! Any details you wanna share about your new house? :),"Thank you!

What do you wanna know? I'd love to share!"
38704,That's amazing! Congrats! Any details you wanna share about your new house? :),"Thank you!

What do you wanna know? I'd love to share!","Color? Bedrooms? Lawn size? 😂 
Is this your dream house? "
38705,It’s 2:30am and I’m listening to sad music.,The loneliest hobo by nightingale Cummings,I didn’t know they wrote a song about me 
38706,The loneliest hobo by nightingale Cummings,I didn’t know they wrote a song about me ,Nuh uh I'm loneliest
38707,I didn’t know they wrote a song about me ,Nuh uh I'm loneliest,Oh yeah? I got my cardboard box reposed today
38708,Nuh uh I'm loneliest,Oh yeah? I got my cardboard box reposed today,Worst part is it wasn't even mine
38709,What are some of your weird personal quirks? I’ll start,"Yes! I can relate to that myself a lot. I'm always paranoid of something, idk what. ",I need my secrets even if they’re mundane and don’t protect me from literally anything 
38710,"Yes! I can relate to that myself a lot. I'm always paranoid of something, idk what. ",I need my secrets even if they’re mundane and don’t protect me from literally anything ,You dont have the right to perform an exorcism!
38711,What are some of your weird personal quirks? I’ll start,I eat with the fork in my right hand and knife in my left hand.,Wait what is this not normal
38712,I eat with the fork in my right hand and knife in my left hand.,Wait what is this not normal,The only person I know who also does this is my father so I think it's weird
38713,Wait what is this not normal,The only person I know who also does this is my father so I think it's weird,Huh
38714,Anyone else feel starved of affection?,"I crave hugs, sometimes it’s the medicine that I want when I’m feeling down ","something about them is so reassuring, it does something that words cannot "
38715,"I crave hugs, sometimes it’s the medicine that I want when I’m feeling down ","something about them is so reassuring, it does something that words cannot ",Maybe I just need to get a pillow shaped like a man haha
38716,Anyone else feel starved of affection?,Everyday of this cold life in this unforgiving world.,"we all just wanna be loved, I think. there's not enough of it in the world "
38717,Everyday of this cold life in this unforgiving world.,"we all just wanna be loved, I think. there's not enough of it in the world ",Except we only wanna be loved by people we don’t think are weird. 
38718,So what's going wrong in your life?,A type of loneliness and a lack of banana milkshake.,May you be blessed with a plethora of nanner milkshakes.
38719,A type of loneliness and a lack of banana milkshake.,May you be blessed with a plethora of nanner milkshakes.,Then I'll get fat from all the sugar. One will do for now. 
38720,It is insane when you think about how many times you trust strangers day to day.,Tbh there are too many witnesses to do anything. ,You mean the witnesses that are busy looking at their phones with extreme focus?
38721,Tbh there are too many witnesses to do anything. ,You mean the witnesses that are busy looking at their phones with extreme focus?,They'd notice if the bus driver would try to kidnap all of them and drive somewhere else. 
38722,It’s that time again...,Meerkats ,"Goofy, caring, energetic. "
38723,Meerkats ,"Goofy, caring, energetic. ",Yes to the first two the third not really 
38724,It’s that time again...,Sharks,"Adventurous  , a leader, enjoys sports "
38725,Sharks,"Adventurous  , a leader, enjoys sports ",Not so sure about the second one myself but the first and third are accurate. 
38726,It’s that time again...,Squirrel. ,"Lover of art. Likes to ride car with all the windows down but ac on, enjoys to fish"
38727,Squirrel. ,"Lover of art. Likes to ride car with all the windows down but ac on, enjoys to fish",You're very good. 2 out of 3.
38728,It’s that time again...,Turtle! ,Flip flops over shoes. Enjoys pudding. Fourth of July you really go all out 
38729,Turtle! ,Flip flops over shoes. Enjoys pudding. Fourth of July you really go all out ,"1/3, am asian so the other two don’t really apply :c but thank you! "
38730,Community Conversation: Spooktober,I love that on the mobile version of this sub the upvotes are currently little ghost snoos,I added that last night :P
38731,I love that on the mobile version of this sub the upvotes are currently little ghost snoos,I added that last night :P,It's adorable and perfect for the holidays!
38732,I finally got a Nintendo Switch!,RIP that PS4. Could a gotten the new spiderman. ,I had no interest. I'm not a fan of comics
38733,RIP that PS4. Could a gotten the new spiderman. ,I had no interest. I'm not a fan of comics,"Me neither, but don't you think the gameplay looks cool? "
38734,I had no interest. I'm not a fan of comics,"Me neither, but don't you think the gameplay looks cool? ","I mean I won't deny it looks like a good game, but I watched gameplay and not my thing"
38735,"Me neither, but don't you think the gameplay looks cool? ","I mean I won't deny it looks like a good game, but I watched gameplay and not my thing",Understandable 
38736,I finally got a Nintendo Switch!,Awesome what games did you get with it?,Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild
38737,Awesome what games did you get with it?,Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild,YES! Awesome game! I would play it for hours on end! took me more than a year to 100% the game!
38738,Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild,YES! Awesome game! I would play it for hours on end! took me more than a year to 100% the game!,O.o wow. I also think I may go back and get a second game or something soon
38739,YES! Awesome game! I would play it for hours on end! took me more than a year to 100% the game!,O.o wow. I also think I may go back and get a second game or something soon,"I highly recommend Mario Oddyssey. Also, Tropical Freeze is a great game too.
"
38740,You as a Lord of the Rings Character. Who are you?,Probably the old man single-handedly started the battle in Helm's Deep,"I LOVED that scene! His body expression and those around him all said one thing: ""Oops."""
38741,Probably the old man single-handedly started the battle in Helm's Deep,"I LOVED that scene! His body expression and those around him all said one thing: ""Oops.""","""Fuck...I think that arrow's coming out of my paycheck!"""
38742,Probably the old man single-handedly started the battle in Helm's Deep,"I LOVED that scene! His body expression and those around him all said one thing: ""Oops.""","""uhh I think I messed up"" or ""bit of a snafu there"""
38743,You as a Lord of the Rings Character. Who are you?,Whichever character is most useless ,No useless characters in lord of the Rings.  Come on have a think 👍
38744,Whichever character is most useless ,No useless characters in lord of the Rings.  Come on have a think 👍,Never seen it lol hence not name dropping 
38745,No useless characters in lord of the Rings.  Come on have a think 👍,Never seen it lol hence not name dropping ,Well I'll cast you as Merry he's nice enough and a hobbit with courage  lol
38746,You as a Lord of the Rings Character. Who are you?,An Ent,Welcome tree fellow giant 
38747,An Ent,Welcome tree fellow giant ,Tree beard? 
38748,You as a Lord of the Rings Character. Who are you?,"Definitely a legolas here. I love elves, I even have a naturally pointed ear",My fav legolas. It always helps to have pointed ears. Good with a bow and arrow and very nimble
38749,"Definitely a legolas here. I love elves, I even have a naturally pointed ear",My fav legolas. It always helps to have pointed ears. Good with a bow and arrow and very nimble,Every rpg I play an elf with a bow lol
38750,You as a Lord of the Rings Character. Who are you?,"Definitely a legolas here. I love elves, I even have a naturally pointed ear","*What does your elf eyes see, Legolas?* "
38751,"Definitely a legolas here. I love elves, I even have a naturally pointed ear","*What does your elf eyes see, Legolas?* ",Thier taking the Hobby's to Isengard!
38752,You as a Lord of the Rings Character. Who are you?,Legolas 🧝🏻‍♂️. I love archery 🏹,👍👍
38753,Legolas 🧝🏻‍♂️. I love archery 🏹,👍👍,Legolas is a great character
38754,👍👍,Legolas is a great character,He obviously is. 
38755,Am I the only one who search for answers on Google but added Reddit at the end of the question to see if anyone one shares the same problem?,I'm not the only one then. ,Seems to be pretty common among reddit users then.
38756,I'm not the only one then. ,Seems to be pretty common among reddit users then.,Right haha
38757,Am I the only one who search for answers on Google but added Reddit at the end of the question to see if anyone one shares the same problem?,"I’m going to do that from now on.  Thank you, for the heads up.  😊",It’s super useful!
38758,"I’m going to do that from now on.  Thank you, for the heads up.  😊",It’s super useful!,It sounds it.  
38759,Let's play a one-upping game,I was a food tester for the Doritos Cheese explosion nearly three years before it's release. ,I've tried most categories of hard liquor.
38760,I was a food tester for the Doritos Cheese explosion nearly three years before it's release. ,I've tried most categories of hard liquor.,My liver is in top condition. 
38761,Let's play a one-upping game,I dove along the deepest drop off in the Pacific Ocean ,I’m scared of the ocean
38762,I dove along the deepest drop off in the Pacific Ocean ,I’m scared of the ocean,I’m scared of commitment 
38763,Let's play a one-upping game,I've eaten rat poison.,I've done fentanyl
38764,I've eaten rat poison.,I've done fentanyl,"I've eaten detergent by mistake, tasted sweet."
38765,Let's play a one-upping game,I've been pooped on by a bird three times.,"I've seen a bird fly past me backwards.
"
38766,I've been pooped on by a bird three times.,"I've seen a bird fly past me backwards.
",How does that even work?
38767,Let's play a one-upping game,I stayed up for 14 days once while getting maybe 10 hours of sleep the entire time,I'm mentally stable. 
38768,I stayed up for 14 days once while getting maybe 10 hours of sleep the entire time,I'm mentally stable. ,Boring
38769,Let's play a one-upping game,I make remote control airplanes,I build model rockets
38770,I make remote control airplanes,I build model rockets,I have built a rocket plane
38771,I build model rockets,I have built a rocket plane,I built a rocket bike
38772,I have built a rocket plane,I built a rocket bike,I've stood on a pulsejet mountain board
38773,I built a rocket bike,I've stood on a pulsejet mountain board,Drove a formula 3 car. 
38774,I've stood on a pulsejet mountain board,Drove a formula 3 car. ,Flew a plane that was specifically designed to teach people WW2 type dogfighting techniques.
38775,Drove a formula 3 car. ,Flew a plane that was specifically designed to teach people WW2 type dogfighting techniques.,I've been in a working apc in a field but I wasn't driving. 
38776,Let's play a one-upping game,"Let’s play a game of stupid injuries.
I have broken an arm falling out of bed.",I got electrocuted by mains while trying to clean a plug socket. 
38777,"Let’s play a game of stupid injuries.
I have broken an arm falling out of bed.",I got electrocuted by mains while trying to clean a plug socket. ,I broke my front tooth in half play Xbox.
38778,"I’m a 19 year old male, living in Wales. What questions would you ask me out of curiosity?",Do you live in the southern part of Wales?,I do. Although I’ve visited North and West multiple times!
38779,Do you live in the southern part of Wales?,I do. Although I’ve visited North and West multiple times!,How was Northern and Western Wales?
38780,"I’m a 19 year old male, living in Wales. What questions would you ask me out of curiosity?",Can you actually speak Welsh?,"I can, fluently in fact! Which is sadly not so common anymore..."
38781,Can you actually speak Welsh?,"I can, fluently in fact! Which is sadly not so common anymore...",I think you should confuse the hell out of everyone and type that again but in Welsh :) 
38782,Can you actually speak Welsh?,"I can, fluently in fact! Which is sadly not so common anymore...",If you ever have children do you plan on teaching them the language?
38783,"I’m a 19 year old male, living in Wales. What questions would you ask me out of curiosity?",Who is your favorite Welsh comedian? ,"Rhod Gilbert is hilarious, or Rob Brydon. "
38784,Who is your favorite Welsh comedian? ,"Rhod Gilbert is hilarious, or Rob Brydon. ",Rhod is amazing on News Quiz. One is my favorites. 
38785,"I’m a 19 year old male, living in Wales. What questions would you ask me out of curiosity?",Anything interesting in Wales that England doesn't have?,A cwtch!
38786,Anything interesting in Wales that England doesn't have?,A cwtch!,How do you even pronounce that? I thought you had a typo😂
38787,Per usual I’m going to guess more about you.,"1 island, 1 million accents and types of slang (possibly exaggerating).",Oh wait ...
38788,"1 island, 1 million accents and types of slang (possibly exaggerating).",Oh wait ...,"I mean, that's a part of my country."
38789,Oh wait ...,"I mean, that's a part of my country.",Hhahaha ... is it Manchester 
38790,"I mean, that's a part of my country.",Hhahaha ... is it Manchester ,"You're thinking too small, I'm not telling you which city I'm from.

I'm from the UK."
38791,Hhahaha ... is it Manchester ,"You're thinking too small, I'm not telling you which city I'm from.

I'm from the UK.",I know you are !! I’m just trying to pinpoint. SOUTHHAMPTON
38792,Per usual I’m going to guess more about you.,Lots of pork. Very German. Baseball. ,Toronto?
38793,Lots of pork. Very German. Baseball. ,Toronto?,It’s in America
38794,Toronto?,It’s in America,The pork part is totally throwing me off rn
38795,Toronto?,It’s in America,Is it.. Texas?
38796,It’s in America,Is it.. Texas?,"No, Midwest"
38797,Is it.. Texas?,"No, Midwest",KANSAS
38798,"No, Midwest",KANSAS,Farther east
38799,KANSAS,Farther east,OHIO
38800,Farther east,OHIO,Yes but what city
38801,OHIO,Yes but what city,Cincinnati?
38802,Yes but what city,Cincinnati?,Yep
38803,Cincinnati?,Yep,You like it there?
38804,Yes but what city,Cincinnati?,"There’s no real baseball played in Cincinnati. I mean, they try, but it doesn’t go well. "
38805,Per usual I’m going to guess more about you.,"Lots of weed, lots of hipsters, unoccupied stadium, best city in America ",Portland?
38806,"Lots of weed, lots of hipsters, unoccupied stadium, best city in America ",Portland?,"Almost. Just 1,000 miles off, but it's sunny San Diego!  "
38807,Portland?,"Almost. Just 1,000 miles off, but it's sunny San Diego!  ",Lmao. Close enough 
38808,Per usual I’m going to guess more about you.,"We eat cheese, are a flat country and rule the sea. ",Italy?!
38809,"We eat cheese, are a flat country and rule the sea. ",Italy?!,Nope. It's in Europe and smaller than Italy. And also  a bit more north of Italy.
38810,Italy?!,Nope. It's in Europe and smaller than Italy. And also  a bit more north of Italy.,Madagascar 
38811,Nope. It's in Europe and smaller than Italy. And also  a bit more north of Italy.,Madagascar ,That's not in Europe.
38812,Madagascar ,That's not in Europe.,"op wtf!! Ily but step up your game, I'm thinkin it's France but I must be wrong"
38813,Nope. It's in Europe and smaller than Italy. And also  a bit more north of Italy.,Madagascar ,Lmao
38814,Per usual I’m going to guess more about you.,Do you watch Big Mouth? The city has been made fun of a cpl times throughout the series. ,Tampa ...........?
38815,Do you watch Big Mouth? The city has been made fun of a cpl times throughout the series. ,Tampa ...........?,Bingo! Probably too easy lol
38816,Tampa ...........?,Bingo! Probably too easy lol,That show is such shit btw
38817,Per usual I’m going to guess more about you.,I’ve been using the word “hella” since the mid 90s,California?!
38818,I’ve been using the word “hella” since the mid 90s,California?!,There’s a particular area that hella originated from
38819,California?!,There’s a particular area that hella originated from,Raidersssss
38820,There’s a particular area that hella originated from,Raidersssss,"I would have accepted NorCal or the Bay, but ding ding ding!"
38821,Per usual I’m going to guess more about you.,"If you bump into us, WE will say sorry to YOU!",Canada 
38822,"If you bump into us, WE will say sorry to YOU!",Canada ,Lmao yes
38823,Per usual I’m going to guess more about you.,our citizens are often mistaken for a certain type of pastry,This is in no way a clue. 
38824,our citizens are often mistaken for a certain type of pastry,This is in no way a clue. ,"cold, european country"
38825,Per usual I’m going to guess more about you.,Our most famous warrior ever wore a bucket on his head and armour made of a farmer’s plough. ,I will never guess this. 
38826,Our most famous warrior ever wore a bucket on his head and armour made of a farmer’s plough. ,I will never guess this. ,hmm - we gave the world a famous rock band named after two types of electrical current?
38827,I will never guess this. ,hmm - we gave the world a famous rock band named after two types of electrical current?,AC DC 
38828,Anybody else get drunk just to listen to music?,"While I'm on the bus, i usually skip my station and then walk back from the next station. ","thats an odd thing to do, why would you do that?

&amp;#x200B;"
38829,"While I'm on the bus, i usually skip my station and then walk back from the next station. ","thats an odd thing to do, why would you do that?

&amp;#x200B;",It happens while I'm listening to music. 
38830,"thats an odd thing to do, why would you do that?

&amp;#x200B;",It happens while I'm listening to music. ,"sounds like a good idea, more music listening time!"
38831,It happens while I'm listening to music. ,"sounds like a good idea, more music listening time!",It's not a good practice for a routine. 
38832,Anybody else get drunk just to listen to music?,Smoking pot and doom metal is where it's at,Doom metal as in the games soundtrack?
38833,Smoking pot and doom metal is where it's at,Doom metal as in the games soundtrack?,Games soundtrack?
38834,Anybody else think that Dominoes pizza is fuckin killing it right now?,Still sucks compared to local shops though.,Agreed. IMO they are the best big chain though.
38835,Still sucks compared to local shops though.,Agreed. IMO they are the best big chain though.,Hungry Howie's is where it's at.
38836,Anybody else think that Dominoes pizza is fuckin killing it right now?,Still sucks compared to local shops though.,I deliver for dominos and I have no idea how these people eat this shit. 
38837,Still sucks compared to local shops though.,I deliver for dominos and I have no idea how these people eat this shit. ,That question can be applied to a lot of America's food chains 
38838,Anybody else think that Dominoes pizza is fuckin killing it right now?,Well baked and no garlic crust crap is the way to go in my book. ,Deep dish pan pizza ftw
38839,Well baked and no garlic crust crap is the way to go in my book. ,Deep dish pan pizza ftw,Next smoke sesh I’ll try that out lol. 
38840,Deep dish pan pizza ftw,Next smoke sesh I’ll try that out lol. ,"Ayyy, blaze it"
38841,Next smoke sesh I’ll try that out lol. ,"Ayyy, blaze it",My dudes!
38842,Anybody else think that Dominoes pizza is fuckin killing it right now?,"When was the revamp? I might have to order lol
","Several years ago lol, couldn’t tell you the exact year."
38843,"When was the revamp? I might have to order lol
","Several years ago lol, couldn’t tell you the exact year.",that garlic crust omg
38844,Anybody else think that Dominoes pizza is fuckin killing it right now?,My ideal meal is a dominos pizza with papa johns garlic butter. That god damn garlic butter...,Domino's has a garlic butter now too. Seems about the same as PJs
38845,My ideal meal is a dominos pizza with papa johns garlic butter. That god damn garlic butter...,Domino's has a garlic butter now too. Seems about the same as PJs,"Trust me friend, it is not the same "
38846,Anybody else think that Dominoes pizza is fuckin killing it right now?,Nice try Dominoes PR guy.,"You caught me, I’ll live the rest of my life in Shame."
38847,Nice try Dominoes PR guy.,"You caught me, I’ll live the rest of my life in Shame.","Just talking shit, I'm too poor for pizza delivery any more.  I can barely afford pizza rolls."
38848,Anybody else think that Dominoes pizza is fuckin killing it right now?,Idk about there pizza but their wings are absolute garbage.,100% agree
38849,Idk about there pizza but their wings are absolute garbage.,100% agree,Agree here too. Their wings are greasy and overall shit. Still great pizza though!
38850,Anybody else think that Dominoes pizza is fuckin killing it right now?,"In the UK they charge around 30 dollars a pizza, i just can't get past that price tag.",In what universe
38851,"In the UK they charge around 30 dollars a pizza, i just can't get past that price tag.",In what universe,UKverse
38852,In what universe,UKverse,I habitate that universe and I have not spent thirty quid on a pizza at dominos as of yet
38853,UKverse,I habitate that universe and I have not spent thirty quid on a pizza at dominos as of yet,"I said 30 Dollars, it's around £20."
38854,I habitate that universe and I have not spent thirty quid on a pizza at dominos as of yet,"I said 30 Dollars, it's around £20.",Correct.
38855,I habitate that universe and I have not spent thirty quid on a pizza at dominos as of yet,"I said 30 Dollars, it's around £20.","My bad man, absolutely makes sense"
38856,Anybody else think that Dominoes pizza is fuckin killing it right now?,I miss dominos bread bowl pasta. (I’m out of the country) So gooood.,It was discontinued
38857,I miss dominos bread bowl pasta. (I’m out of the country) So gooood.,It was discontinued,Nooooooooooooo
38858,Anybody else think that Dominoes pizza is fuckin killing it right now?,"For price and quality, Dominos EASILY has one of the best pizzas and menu around. ",What kind of little podunk ass town are you living in
38859,"For price and quality, Dominos EASILY has one of the best pizzas and menu around. ",What kind of little podunk ass town are you living in,Name one chain pizza restaurant better than dominos. 
38860,Anybody else think that Dominoes pizza is fuckin killing it right now?,Dominoes in the UK is expensive but it’s the best! ,Nah the base is like cardboard.
38861,Dominoes in the UK is expensive but it’s the best! ,Nah the base is like cardboard.,Thin and Cripsy isn’t 
38862,Anybody else think that Dominoes pizza is fuckin killing it right now?,"Dominos is overpriced and mediocre at best. Papa johns all the way, sorry dominos rep ",Lick my butt papa johns rep.
38863,"Dominos is overpriced and mediocre at best. Papa johns all the way, sorry dominos rep ",Lick my butt papa johns rep.,Sure thing daddy 
38864,Lick my butt papa johns rep.,Sure thing daddy ,"Yea you like that, you fucking retard?"
38865,Sure thing daddy ,"Yea you like that, you fucking retard?","Well it was a joke but okay... 

Dominos being overpriced and mediocre wasn’t though "
38866,"Yea you like that, you fucking retard?","Well it was a joke but okay... 

Dominos being overpriced and mediocre wasn’t though ",Sorry that was a really old reddit reference not being mean lol.
38867,"Well it was a joke but okay... 

Dominos being overpriced and mediocre wasn’t though ",Sorry that was a really old reddit reference not being mean lol.,"Ohhh right, it’s hard to interpret sarcasm on the internet "
38868,Anybody else think that Dominoes pizza is fuckin killing it right now?,Corporate shill.,CoRPraTe ShiLl
38869,Corporate shill.,CoRPraTe ShiLl,YEET
38870,Anybody else think that Dominoes pizza is fuckin killing it right now?,"&gt;makes post about Domino's

&gt;holding box of pizza from somewhere better

Lol",5 dollar pizza my dude.
38871,"&gt;makes post about Domino's

&gt;holding box of pizza from somewhere better

Lol",5 dollar pizza my dude.,"Hell yeah, that's wassup. Cheap *and* tasty. "
38872,Does anyone else watch the good place?,"I do! Janet is my favorite too! ""Not a robot.""

How far into it are you? I'm all caught up. ",Yeup! I binge-watched all the seasons lol 
38873,"I do! Janet is my favorite too! ""Not a robot.""

How far into it are you? I'm all caught up. ",Yeup! I binge-watched all the seasons lol ,Sane
38874,Ive had pancakes for dinner two nights in a row,"Scottish shortbread cookies.  I'm not even supposed to eat them.  Oh well.

We're allowed!  ;+)",Why are you not allowed? 
38875,"Scottish shortbread cookies.  I'm not even supposed to eat them.  Oh well.

We're allowed!  ;+)",Why are you not allowed? ,"Carbs, butter, sugar. No, no..."
38876,Who else is on Reddit while they're at work?,everyone. why would you check reddit when not at work? got more interesting things to do lol,On the toilet. 100% of my time on the toilet is on Reddit. 
38877,everyone. why would you check reddit when not at work? got more interesting things to do lol,On the toilet. 100% of my time on the toilet is on Reddit. ,I'm all about crossword puzzles when I'm on the john.
38878,everyone. why would you check reddit when not at work? got more interesting things to do lol,On the toilet. 100% of my time on the toilet is on Reddit. ,I’m pooping right now.
38879,everyone. why would you check reddit when not at work? got more interesting things to do lol,On the toilet. 100% of my time on the toilet is on Reddit. ,Preach
38880,Who else is on Reddit while they're at work?,everyone. why would you check reddit when not at work? got more interesting things to do lol,I think you overestimate how fun my life is. 
38881,everyone. why would you check reddit when not at work? got more interesting things to do lol,I think you overestimate how fun my life is. ,"Same. Fun fact, your comment is the funniest thing I'll likely run into today. Congratulations."
38882,Who else is on Reddit while they're at work?,Using reddit while on class. Hahaha best way to spend(waste) time.,Boring class?
38883,Using reddit while on class. Hahaha best way to spend(waste) time.,Boring class?,French is a dull class my dude
38884,Who else is on Reddit while they're at work?,Mr. Jake you've been fired for using Reddit at work. Please pack your stuff.,"I'm sorry, Mr Jake is my father."
38885,Mr. Jake you've been fired for using Reddit at work. Please pack your stuff.,"I'm sorry, Mr Jake is my father.",Sorry Mr. Jake we had to let your son go for using Reddit at work.
38886,Who else is on Reddit while they're at work?,No job. Going on a year now... Ugh,How tho 
38887,No job. Going on a year now... Ugh,How tho ,Health issues mostly.
38888,How tho ,Health issues mostly.,Oh true :( I'm sorry then!! 
38889,Who else is on Reddit while they're at work?,At school.,Like during class? 
38890,At school.,Like during class? ,Sometimes. Not often.
38891,Who else is on Reddit while they're at work?,honestly i’m supposed to be doing my work in school but reddit is really tempting right now,Is it interesting work?
38892,honestly i’m supposed to be doing my work in school but reddit is really tempting right now,Is it interesting work?,not at all I hate doing work in school and its just a reading that I wont remember
38893,Who else is on Reddit while they're at work?,"Me always. All other social media is blocked, so...",Pretty lucky that Reddit isn't - that's all you need anyway :)
38894,"Me always. All other social media is blocked, so...",Pretty lucky that Reddit isn't - that's all you need anyway :),Yeah! Much more useful than any other. Which subs are your favorites?
38895,Who else is on Reddit while they're at work?,Isn't that the only time to be on reddit? ,Also when on the toilet :)
38896,Isn't that the only time to be on reddit? ,Also when on the toilet :),"Ahhhh very true, I quickly forget~"
38897,Who else is on Reddit while they're at work?,"Tech at a physical therapy clinic here! On my lunch break. Hey, all :)","Hail and well met, friend."
38898,"Tech at a physical therapy clinic here! On my lunch break. Hey, all :)","Hail and well met, friend.","How’s your break goin, pal?"
38899,"Hail and well met, friend.","How’s your break goin, pal?","Well, it's lasted all day so - not bad :) Slow work not a lot lot to do. "
38900,"How’s your break goin, pal?","Well, it's lasted all day so - not bad :) Slow work not a lot lot to do. ","Except for browsing reddit, of course. :) I never say no to a slow day lol "
38901,Who else is on Reddit while they're at work?,Sitting here in an empty pizza shop with all my prep done early and no customers.,Mmm pizza. Is it sheet pizza? Deep dish? brick oven? Tell me bout that crust! 
38902,Sitting here in an empty pizza shop with all my prep done early and no customers.,Mmm pizza. Is it sheet pizza? Deep dish? brick oven? Tell me bout that crust! ,"I work at a chain, Papa Murphy's. Haha so not as fancy as a proper takeout or dine in place."
38903,Mmm pizza. Is it sheet pizza? Deep dish? brick oven? Tell me bout that crust! ,"I work at a chain, Papa Murphy's. Haha so not as fancy as a proper takeout or dine in place.","I haven't heard of them tho, is it pretty good?"
38904,I wanna predict your mind ... up for a game?,A,Apple
38905,A,Apple,Ass.
38906,Apple,Ass.,oh
38907,Ass.,oh,WAIT !! I didn’t even guess it yet !!
38908,Ass.,oh,Oatmeal.
38909,oh,Oatmeal.,"I was thinking of ""oh"""
38910,Oatmeal.,"I was thinking of ""oh""",ah
38911,I wanna predict your mind ... up for a game?,E,Enormous Ecuador 
38912,E,Enormous Ecuador ,"Exceptional

F"
38913,Enormous Ecuador ,"Exceptional

F",Frogging fuck
38914,"Exceptional

F",Frogging fuck,"Foxtrot

E"
38915,Frogging fuck,"Foxtrot

E",Exuberant 
38916,"Foxtrot

E",Exuberant ,Echo Z
38917,Exuberant ,Echo Z,Zulu
38918,Echo Z,Zulu,"Zeta

H"
38919,I wanna predict your mind ... up for a game?,V,Virgin. 
38920,V,Virgin. ,"So close, viagra"
38921,I wanna predict your mind ... up for a game?,"It's a Certain UNder These instructions that we would subliminally pick the letter ""i"".",I literally hate you. 
38922,"It's a Certain UNder These instructions that we would subliminally pick the letter ""i"".",I literally hate you. ,Me too. . .
38923,I wanna predict your mind ... up for a game?,G,Gang ham style 
38924,G,Gang ham style ,Nope
38925,Gang ham style ,Nope,Is it girly 
38926,Nope,Is it girly ,Nope
38927,Is it girly ,Nope,Ohhh I know it’s game boy 
38928,I wanna predict your mind ... up for a game?,S,Sam
38929,S,Sam,Snake.
38930,Sam,Snake.,That was next !!😫😫
38931,Snake.,That was next !!😫😫,Uh huh...
38932,I wanna predict your mind ... up for a game?,A,Alligator 
38933,A,Alligator ,Correct.
38934,I wanna predict your mind ... up for a game?,T,Testicles 
38935,T,Testicles ,"Sorry, it was Tetris"
38936,I wanna predict your mind ... up for a game?,P,Polygamy 
38937,P,Polygamy ,Purple. Good guess though! 
38938,I wanna predict your mind ... up for a game?,G,GGGGGGG G U NIT
38939,G,GGGGGGG G U NIT,"Nope, try again."
38940,GGGGGGG G U NIT,"Nope, try again.",Is it glacier 
38941,"Nope, try again.",Is it glacier ,Nope
38942,I wanna predict your mind ... up for a game?,V,Victoria 
38943,V,Victoria ,nop
38944,Victoria ,nop,Venom 
38945,I wanna predict your mind ... up for a game?,B.,It’s Baxter 
38946,B.,It’s Baxter ,"Basketball.

D."
38947,It’s Baxter ,"Basketball.

D.",Delta 
38948,I wanna predict your mind ... up for a game?,X,X-ray
38949,X,X-ray,"xxx, i’ve been single too long"
38950,I wanna predict your mind ... up for a game?,G,Why has nearly every letter been g 
38951,G,Why has nearly every letter been g ,Nope lol try again xD
38952,I wanna predict your mind ... up for a game?,L,Libra 
38953,L,Libra ,Lamp
38954,I wanna predict your mind ... up for a game?,Q,Queen 
38955,Q,Queen ,Duh! 
38956,I wanna predict your mind ... up for a game?,L,Life 
38957,L,Life ,"Laughter.

A"
38958,Earlier today I was driving my girlfriend to work and I pressed the + volume button on my car's steering wheel to hear her story better.,My wife tried to pause me with the TV remote. ,Amazing. Did you get the hint?
38959,My wife tried to pause me with the TV remote. ,Amazing. Did you get the hint?,"I just found the pause button, so I could finally respond to you."
38960,Amazing. Did you get the hint?,"I just found the pause button, so I could finally respond to you.",Hahaha thanks
38961,Earlier today I was driving my girlfriend to work and I pressed the + volume button on my car's steering wheel to hear her story better.,Does looking for spectacles while having them on your head count? ,Sure! what about looking for them while wearing them? Lol. been there
38962,Does looking for spectacles while having them on your head count? ,Sure! what about looking for them while wearing them? Lol. been there,It always happens to me :)
38963,Just found out I was cheated on. Share some uplifting stories/facts to cheer me up! I'll start.,Cows have best friends and they get stressed when they're separated.,"Hey, ScaredRaccoon, Trebuchetfight has a story for you"
38964,Cows have best friends and they get stressed when they're separated.,"Hey, ScaredRaccoon, Trebuchetfight has a story for you",What is this story
38965,Cows have best friends and they get stressed when they're separated.,"Hey, ScaredRaccoon, Trebuchetfight has a story for you",Yes give me the beetle juice karma
38966,"Hey, ScaredRaccoon, Trebuchetfight has a story for you",Yes give me the beetle juice karma,Enjoy 😉 
38967,Just found out I was cheated on. Share some uplifting stories/facts to cheer me up! I'll start.,"Giraffes have 7 vertebrae in their necks, just like you and me! ",Those things must be monstrous!
38968,"Giraffes have 7 vertebrae in their necks, just like you and me! ",Those things must be monstrous!,They are huge! I definitely recommend a Google image search for vintage vertebrae. 
38969,Just found out I was cheated on. Share some uplifting stories/facts to cheer me up! I'll start.,[removed],[removed]
38970,[removed],[removed],You shall have! (I gotta write it)
38971,[removed],You shall have! (I gotta write it),[removed]
38972,We're a good 80% of the way through the year. What have you done so far that you're proud of?,Switched to a job with more oppunity then the last. Learnt to save a bit of money.,Always nice to climb the ladder and feel a little more valued. Congrats! 
38973,Switched to a job with more oppunity then the last. Learnt to save a bit of money.,Always nice to climb the ladder and feel a little more valued. Congrats! ,Thanks. Still gatta go back for school but I like the kind of work I'm doing atm atleast.
38974,Always nice to climb the ladder and feel a little more valued. Congrats! ,Thanks. Still gatta go back for school but I like the kind of work I'm doing atm atleast.,That's half the battle! Good luck at school :) 
38975,Thanks. Still gatta go back for school but I like the kind of work I'm doing atm atleast.,That's half the battle! Good luck at school :) ,Thank you. It's going to be rough balancing work school and two doggos but worth it.
38976,That's half the battle! Good luck at school :) ,Thank you. It's going to be rough balancing work school and two doggos but worth it.,TWO doggos?! Tell me more!
38977,Rough weekend and just wanted to hear some neat facts,Fun fact we haven't lived in igloos for at least 15 years in Canada!,At least 15 years! Impressive!
38978,Fun fact we haven't lived in igloos for at least 15 years in Canada!,At least 15 years! Impressive!,Well the rich at least... :P
38979,Rough weekend and just wanted to hear some neat facts,A sloth has more neck bones than a giraffe does,Hanging around hurts my neck after a while. I’m sure a couple extra bones would help with that
38980,A sloth has more neck bones than a giraffe does,Hanging around hurts my neck after a while. I’m sure a couple extra bones would help with that,Do you do just hang around often?
38981,Hanging around hurts my neck after a while. I’m sure a couple extra bones would help with that,Do you do just hang around often?,I mean what else are you to do with monkey bars
38982,Rough weekend and just wanted to hear some neat facts,My dad's birth is closer to the Wright Brothers famous flight than to the present. ,These date facts always mess up my perception of everything 
38983,My dad's birth is closer to the Wright Brothers famous flight than to the present. ,These date facts always mess up my perception of everything ,Good luck figuring that out
38984,Rough weekend and just wanted to hear some neat facts,In every can of Campbell chicken noodle soup there is approximately 25 feet of noodles.,Well now I have to figure out how many feet of ramen I’m getting in every pack
38985,In every can of Campbell chicken noodle soup there is approximately 25 feet of noodles.,Well now I have to figure out how many feet of ramen I’m getting in every pack,I’m sure there’s an internet post on this somewhere! Lots of people enjoy the ramen! 
38986,Well now I have to figure out how many feet of ramen I’m getting in every pack,I’m sure there’s an internet post on this somewhere! Lots of people enjoy the ramen! ,From the sources I’m seeing apparently around 170ft!
38987,What is the best part of your day so far?,Applying for a job I guess,Hey! I hope you get a good one! Or the one you really want.
38988,Applying for a job I guess,Hey! I hope you get a good one! Or the one you really want.,I just want a job. I only need it for like 2 months
38989,Hey! I hope you get a good one! Or the one you really want.,I just want a job. I only need it for like 2 months,hope you get it! 
38990,"Does anyone else here not want a ""career""?",My career is making money to support myself and my family. ,What a sad life. How about making yourself happy?
38991,My career is making money to support myself and my family. ,What a sad life. How about making yourself happy?,"maybe supporting his/her family makes him/her happy, who knows"
38992,Do you guys also get emotionally attached to things?,"Oh yes, definitely. 

Source: am guy. ","it's a guy thing, huh"
38993,"Oh yes, definitely. 

Source: am guy. ","it's a guy thing, huh",It's a thing for both genders. 
38994,I just got sleeproasted by my boyfriend,"So calmly said from my fiancé: 

“Horse lettuce tastes like rubber shoes”",Can confirm
38995,"So calmly said from my fiancé: 

“Horse lettuce tastes like rubber shoes”",Can confirm,Was the horse lettuce
38996,Changing my name legally in 6 months. You guys have any good name(s) that you want to share?,Niccals,Niccals? 
38997,Niccals,Niccals? ,What do u mean
38998,Niccals? ,What do u mean,Could you elaborate on the meaning of the name (if it has one) or the reason you pick it? 
38999,Changing my name legally in 6 months. You guys have any good name(s) that you want to share?,For a girl I always liked the names Kayla., I've never heard of anyone with last name Kayla. It is indeed unique. 
39000,For a girl I always liked the names Kayla., I've never heard of anyone with last name Kayla. It is indeed unique. ,"First name; Kayla 
Last name:"
39001,Changing my name legally in 6 months. You guys have any good name(s) that you want to share?,Good luck with medical school thanks for doing that youre a hero :),I thought it was referring to parks and rec the tv show 😂
39002,Good luck with medical school thanks for doing that youre a hero :),I thought it was referring to parks and rec the tv show 😂,"ha, sure, fair"
39003,Changing my name legally in 6 months. You guys have any good name(s) that you want to share?,"How about....
Karen Clover
Karen Indigo
Karen Hazel
Karen Anthea ??","Very beautiful last names, I like them all. You're truly a pizza fairy!!"
39004,"How about....
Karen Clover
Karen Indigo
Karen Hazel
Karen Anthea ??","Very beautiful last names, I like them all. You're truly a pizza fairy!!",Thank youuu XD
39005,Has anyone else been shocked by how quickly Elon Musk turned from hero to villain so quickly?,Has anyone been shocked about how repetitively redundant titles have become repeatedly?,Wait what. 
39006,Has anyone been shocked about how repetitively redundant titles have become repeatedly?,Wait what. ,... How quickly... So quickly.
39007,Wait what. ,... How quickly... So quickly.,Lmao OK yeah. I was kinda tired when I typed that out. 
39008,I’ve created a list of more than 350 SORTED interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"Silly, 43",What are the worst questions you could ask when interviewing someone?
39009,"Silly, 43",What are the worst questions you could ask when interviewing someone?,How fast can you throw a chicken?
39010,I’ve created a list of more than 350 SORTED interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,Silly 3,Your brain's storage is full. What skill do you delete?
39011,Silly 3,Your brain's storage is full. What skill do you delete?,The skill I have to over-analyze everything.
39012,I’ve created a list of more than 350 SORTED interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,You 66,What are you glad is finally over?
39013,You 66,What are you glad is finally over?,"Work, so now I can enjoy the rest of the day "
39014,What are you glad is finally over?,"Work, so now I can enjoy the rest of the day ",That's the best feeling
39015,"Work, so now I can enjoy the rest of the day ",That's the best feeling,Haha really is 
39016,I’ve created a list of more than 350 SORTED interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,Silly 69,"If you were sucked into a game like ""Jumanji"" which game would you least want to be put into?"
39017,Silly 69,"If you were sucked into a game like ""Jumanji"" which game would you least want to be put into?",Probably Chutes and Ladders. That game is entirely luck so it’s up to chance whether I escape
39018,"If you were sucked into a game like ""Jumanji"" which game would you least want to be put into?",Probably Chutes and Ladders. That game is entirely luck so it’s up to chance whether I escape,Still sounds better than Snakes and Ladders
39019,I’ve created a list of more than 350 SORTED interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,Silly 26,What animal would be the most terrifying with the addition of human arms?
39020,Silly 26,What animal would be the most terrifying with the addition of human arms?,"Snakes. They would look SUPER excited to see you, and they would be able to open doors 😳"
39021,I’ve created a list of more than 350 SORTED interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,You - 64,What is an uncommon priority in your life?
39022,You - 64,What is an uncommon priority in your life?,Getting a car wash.
39023,I’ve created a list of more than 350 SORTED interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,You 32,What non-physical traits have you inherited from your parents?
39024,You 32,What non-physical traits have you inherited from your parents?,From both being kind hearted. also My father's short temper and sense of humor. 
39025,I’ve created a list of more than 350 SORTED interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"You, 25",How do you celebrate the victories in your life?
39026,"You, 25",How do you celebrate the victories in your life?,"Usually if it’s a big enough victory, I go out to eat with loved ones :)"
39027,I’ve created a list of more than 350 SORTED interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"Imagination, 28",It's modern day! What should have been invented by now?
39028,"Imagination, 28",It's modern day! What should have been invented by now?,"hmm, probably some kind of auto ironing system for shirts and laundry in general."
39029,I’ve created a list of more than 350 SORTED interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"Ponder, 42","Even if you had unlimited money, what would you never buy?"
39030,"Ponder, 42","Even if you had unlimited money, what would you never buy?",My sister ANYTHING 
39031,I’ve created a list of more than 350 SORTED interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"You, 33","What cheap, guilty pleasure can turn a bad day into a good day?"
39032,"You, 33","What cheap, guilty pleasure can turn a bad day into a good day?",Procrastination
39033,I'm so glad you are with us today. Your feelings matter and you make this world better just by being here. You are loved.,"Who is this directed towards, if I may ask?",You! It's directed at you! I'm so glad you found it =)
39034,"Who is this directed towards, if I may ask?",You! It's directed at you! I'm so glad you found it =),"I don't know if I deserve that much, lol. I'm sure some other person needs it more but thank you"
39035,You! It's directed at you! I'm so glad you found it =),"I don't know if I deserve that much, lol. I'm sure some other person needs it more but thank you","You deserve it as much as anyone! Even if you doubt that, i still love you just as much!"
39036,I'm so glad you are with us today. Your feelings matter and you make this world better just by being here. You are loved.,Today is my birthday and it was very nice to see this. Thank you.,Happy Birthday!
39037,Today is my birthday and it was very nice to see this. Thank you.,Happy Birthday!,Thank you!
39038,I'm so glad you are with us today. Your feelings matter and you make this world better just by being here. You are loved.,This is such low effort pandering crap. ,But he totally **loves** us :))))))) can't you see how happy and loved we are?
39039,This is such low effort pandering crap. ,But he totally **loves** us :))))))) can't you see how happy and loved we are?,Well time to throw out my medication cuz my depressions gone thanks to this post 
39040,I'm so glad you are with us today. Your feelings matter and you make this world better just by being here. You are loved.,Can I please post this on my facebook?,"Of course! I wrote it for you, its yours!"
39041,Can I please post this on my facebook?,"Of course! I wrote it for you, its yours!",Thanks so much!
39042,How often do you guys actually upvote/downvote things?,I upvote pictures of anime tiddies and that’s usually it,/r/bowsette [NSFW]
39043,I upvote pictures of anime tiddies and that’s usually it,/r/bowsette [NSFW],I’m already subbed.
39044,I wish I had something to talk about.,Fortnite is bad,"Never played it, but battle royales aren't my thing, so I agree with you."
39045,Fortnite is bad,"Never played it, but battle royales aren't my thing, so I agree with you.",What's your thing then?
39046,"Never played it, but battle royales aren't my thing, so I agree with you.",What's your thing then?,RPGs.
39047,What's your thing then?,RPGs.,What's your favorite RPG? Mine's Skyrim or The Witches 3
39048,RPGs.,What's your favorite RPG? Mine's Skyrim or The Witches 3,Mine's Skyrim.
39049,What's your favorite RPG? Mine's Skyrim or The Witches 3,Mine's Skyrim.,Have you tried any of the other what scrolls games? 
39050,Mine's Skyrim.,Have you tried any of the other what scrolls games? ,"Oblivion is the game I am ""working on"" currently."
39051,Have you tried any of the other what scrolls games? ,"Oblivion is the game I am ""working on"" currently.","Yeah it's a pretty good game if you can get around the graphics, which aren't an issue for me"
39052,"Oblivion is the game I am ""working on"" currently.","Yeah it's a pretty good game if you can get around the graphics, which aren't an issue for me","Me neither, except the faces, I had to mod that, they were just... no. But I'm liking it so far."
39053,Anyone feel like growing older robbed them of their emotions?,Female. Curios to hear your theory,"testosterone kills feelings 


or mutes them and squishes them into boxes 


idk lol "
39054,Female. Curios to hear your theory,"testosterone kills feelings 


or mutes them and squishes them into boxes 


idk lol ",Lol apparently drake doesnt have this problem. #allmyfeelings
39055,"testosterone kills feelings 


or mutes them and squishes them into boxes 


idk lol ",Lol apparently drake doesnt have this problem. #allmyfeelings,that dude couldn't be honest with the public to save his life thooooo
39056,Do you think reddit admins/employees ever just casually browse Reddit? Like maybe come here and just chat with us?,I bet they’re looking at bowser pictures rn,Bowsette
39057,I bet they’re looking at bowser pictures rn,Bowsette,Ty
39058,Do you think reddit admins/employees ever just casually browse Reddit? Like maybe come here and just chat with us?,"I think after the whole Victoria thing, Ellen Pao would come here due to the friendliness ",Victoria thing? What exactly is that?
39059,"I think after the whole Victoria thing, Ellen Pao would come here due to the friendliness ",Victoria thing? What exactly is that?,How old are you? 16?
39060,Victoria thing? What exactly is that?,How old are you? 16?,24 actually 
39061,Do you think reddit admins/employees ever just casually browse Reddit? Like maybe come here and just chat with us?,"On a similar note, I'm a really famous drummer. At least, in my head.",You can be anything you want in your head. 
39062,"On a similar note, I'm a really famous drummer. At least, in my head.",You can be anything you want in your head. ,This can be either uplifting or a pretty good burn. 
39063,You can be anything you want in your head. ,This can be either uplifting or a pretty good burn. ,Wow. That’s true. 
39064,Do you think reddit admins/employees ever just casually browse Reddit? Like maybe come here and just chat with us?,Of course we do!,Oh hello there! I hope you're having a good day :)
39065,Of course we do!,Oh hello there! I hope you're having a good day :),It was a great day. Hope things are going well for you too!
39066,Of course we do!,Oh hello there! I hope you're having a good day :),General Kenobi! You are a bold one.
39067,Do you think reddit admins/employees ever just casually browse Reddit? Like maybe come here and just chat with us?,Of course we do!,👋
39068,Of course we do!,👋,👏 hey 🙌 there 👐👌👌
39069,Of course we do!,👋,Hi!
39070,Do you think reddit admins/employees ever just casually browse Reddit? Like maybe come here and just chat with us?,Maybe from time to time they do ,"Surprisingly, a Reddit admin did comment on this post"
39071,Maybe from time to time they do ,"Surprisingly, a Reddit admin did comment on this post",Curious. Why is it surprising?
39072,"Surprisingly, a Reddit admin did comment on this post",Curious. Why is it surprising?,I guess because I’d only ever seen reddit admins in r/announcements before this one
39073,Do you think reddit admins/employees ever just casually browse Reddit? Like maybe come here and just chat with us?,Well yeah considering spez got caught editing posts on TD.,Wait what? How?
39074,Well yeah considering spez got caught editing posts on TD.,Wait what? How?,"Spezing is now synonymous with editing over at T_D. 

Was caught and later Spez admitted."
39075,Wait what? How?,"Spezing is now synonymous with editing over at T_D. 

Was caught and later Spez admitted.",What’s T_D?
39076,I'll write you a personalized haiku!,something about finding motivation!,"How do you find that

Elusive motivation?

Remember your dreams!"
39077,something about finding motivation!,"How do you find that

Elusive motivation?

Remember your dreams!",thank you!
39078,"How do you find that

Elusive motivation?

Remember your dreams!",thank you!,You're welcome!
39079,I'll write you a personalized haiku!,"I'll play: 
I need a new job. ","My advice to you:

Find a job you can live with.

Save joy for off-time."
39080,"I'll play: 
I need a new job. ","My advice to you:

Find a job you can live with.

Save joy for off-time.","That was depressing, but well done. "
39081,What are you doing today?,I'm at the beach :3,I’m jealous. It’s snowing right now here.
39082,I'm at the beach :3,I’m jealous. It’s snowing right now here.,Jeez where are you at
39083,I’m jealous. It’s snowing right now here.,Jeez where are you at,Canada 🇨🇦
39084,I'm at the beach :3,I’m jealous. It’s snowing right now here.,"yes that sounds early! where you from?

I've never seen snow :3"
39085,I’m jealous. It’s snowing right now here.,"yes that sounds early! where you from?

I've never seen snow :3","You’ve never seen snow?? Wow. 
Are you curious? "
39086,What are you doing today?,I'm at the beach :3,don’t rub it in :(
39087,I'm at the beach :3,don’t rub it in :(,?! you said you were happy to be chilling on your day off :(
39088,don’t rub it in :(,?! you said you were happy to be chilling on your day off :(,Fair point
39089,"I had a nightmare that I turned 30, I was fat, in debt, hung up on an ex, and ate bacon daily to make the pain of my life sucking. What's your realistic nightmare?",Damn that shit is me just add 10 years smh,Do you have goals set up for yourself to avoid further suckage?
39090,Damn that shit is me just add 10 years smh,Do you have goals set up for yourself to avoid further suckage?,Yea I’m started too
39091,Let’s play a game... leave me an important number and I’ll guess the significance of it.,6,The number of miles you drive to your best friends house?
39092,6,The number of miles you drive to your best friends house?,Psh! As if I have one of those. 
39093,The number of miles you drive to your best friends house?,Psh! As if I have one of those. ,How many pizza bagels you can eat in one sitting?
39094,Let’s play a game... leave me an important number and I’ll guess the significance of it.,17.,The age you first learned to breathe underwater?
39095,17.,The age you first learned to breathe underwater?,Are you sure you want to know the significance of that number to me?
39096,The age you first learned to breathe underwater?,Are you sure you want to know the significance of that number to me?,Oh man... should I be scared? Wait. I get another guess 
39097,Are you sure you want to know the significance of that number to me?,Oh man... should I be scared? Wait. I get another guess ,Okay. Have another guess.
39098,Oh man... should I be scared? Wait. I get another guess ,Okay. Have another guess.,Is it the amount of teaspoons of Parmesan cheese you put on your spaghetti?
39099,Okay. Have another guess.,Is it the amount of teaspoons of Parmesan cheese you put on your spaghetti?,No.
39100,Let’s play a game... leave me an important number and I’ll guess the significance of it.,45,The number of times you check to make sure the door is locked?
39101,45,The number of times you check to make sure the door is locked?,Nope!
39102,Let’s play a game... leave me an important number and I’ll guess the significance of it.,"2014, part very easy, part not so much.

Have fun.",The number of freckles on your left thigh
39103,"2014, part very easy, part not so much.

Have fun.",The number of freckles on your left thigh,No.
39104,The number of freckles on your left thigh,No.,The year you had your first Cuban cigar with your dad?
39105,No.,The year you had your first Cuban cigar with your dad?,Keep tryin'
39106,The year you had your first Cuban cigar with your dad?,Keep tryin',Oh I know. It’s the amount of mins a day you wank?
39107,Keep tryin',Oh I know. It’s the amount of mins a day you wank?,"Yes, I spend about 1.4 days per day wanking....

Try again."
39108,Oh I know. It’s the amount of mins a day you wank?,"Yes, I spend about 1.4 days per day wanking....

Try again.",Is it how many stitches you had to get after that bar fight on third street?
39109,Let’s play a game... leave me an important number and I’ll guess the significance of it.,0,The amount of times you apply deodorant?
39110,0,The amount of times you apply deodorant?,"Nah, the amount of times I've had sex."
39111,The amount of times you apply deodorant?,"Nah, the amount of times I've had sex.",Well damn. 
39112,"Nah, the amount of times I've had sex.",Well damn. ,Yea I know it sucks. :(
39113,Let’s play a game... leave me an important number and I’ll guess the significance of it.,7.,The number of times you say PISS OFF in one day?
39114,7.,The number of times you say PISS OFF in one day?,"Ew, no you weirdo. It’s like REALLY significant. "
39115,Let’s play a game... leave me an important number and I’ll guess the significance of it.,"299792458
6.6260704
6.28318530178
6.674
359
128
9532",Killing me here. 
39116,"299792458
6.6260704
6.28318530178
6.674
359
128
9532",Killing me here. ,The first few are quite easy. Then just follow the theme. 
39117,Let’s play a game... leave me an important number and I’ll guess the significance of it.,"299792458
6.6260704
6.28318530178
6.674
359
128
9532",I recognise some of these numbers.
39118,"299792458
6.6260704
6.28318530178
6.674
359
128
9532",I recognise some of these numbers.,as you should
39119,I recognise some of these numbers.,as you should,TThey aren't as important. Usually you set G = c = hbar = 1 if you work properly with them.
39120,Let’s play a game... leave me an important number and I’ll guess the significance of it.,14,All the languages you knew in the past life as a Russian spy?
39121,14,All the languages you knew in the past life as a Russian spy?,Wow spot on
39122,All the languages you knew in the past life as a Russian spy?,Wow spot on,Knew it.  
39123,Let’s play a game... leave me an important number and I’ll guess the significance of it.,4602,The location of your favorite beach 
39124,4602,The location of your favorite beach ,"That's a good approach.  

Have you seen 'Leon the Professional'?"
39125,The location of your favorite beach ,"That's a good approach.  

Have you seen 'Leon the Professional'?",?!
39126,Let’s play a game... leave me an important number and I’ll guess the significance of it.,13,The number of times you’ve wished for your right elbow to be kissed?
39127,13,The number of times you’ve wished for your right elbow to be kissed?,"That's erotic, but no."
39128,Let’s play a game... leave me an important number and I’ll guess the significance of it.,This sounds fun.  33.,How many blunts it would take to match your height?
39129,This sounds fun.  33.,How many blunts it would take to match your height?,"Okay, that is fun, but no.  Though in a roundabout way you're flirting with the answer."
39130,How many blunts it would take to match your height?,"Okay, that is fun, but no.  Though in a roundabout way you're flirting with the answer.",Your height in millimeters?!
39131,"Okay, that is fun, but no.  Though in a roundabout way you're flirting with the answer.",Your height in millimeters?!,Getting colder.
39132,Your height in millimeters?!,Getting colder.,How many pounds of weed you sold with your third cousin
39133,Getting colder.,How many pounds of weed you sold with your third cousin,"Maybe how many pounds I consumed during my teenage rebellion, but nope."
39134,How many pounds of weed you sold with your third cousin,"Maybe how many pounds I consumed during my teenage rebellion, but nope.",Okay tell me 
39135,"Maybe how many pounds I consumed during my teenage rebellion, but nope.",Okay tell me ,My age when I quit smoking.  Nowhere near as fun as anything you suggested.
39136,Okay tell me ,My age when I quit smoking.  Nowhere near as fun as anything you suggested.,"That’s okay. Smoking was a good habit to kick !! Proud of you, Pecker !!"
39137,Let’s play a game... leave me an important number and I’ll guess the significance of it.,3,3 hours til you graduate with an online degree in LARPING?
39138,3,3 hours til you graduate with an online degree in LARPING?,Nope
39139,Let’s play a game... leave me an important number and I’ll guess the significance of it.,43,How many cities you’ve written post cards in?
39140,43,How many cities you’ve written post cards in?,Nope
39141,How many cities you’ve written post cards in?,Nope,How many hours a month you think about starting a garden?
39142,Nope,How many hours a month you think about starting a garden?,No
39143,Let’s play a game... leave me an important number and I’ll guess the significance of it.,1,How many kinks you’ve fulfilled?
39144,1,How many kinks you’ve fulfilled?,"Actually yes that is accurate, perhaps painfully so?. It is the number of testicles I have."
39145,How many kinks you’ve fulfilled?,"Actually yes that is accurate, perhaps painfully so?. It is the number of testicles I have.",Wait. Did it get ripped during sex?
39146,How many kinks you’ve fulfilled?,"Actually yes that is accurate, perhaps painfully so?. It is the number of testicles I have.",It is also the number of testicles you're missing
39147,"Actually yes that is accurate, perhaps painfully so?. It is the number of testicles I have.",It is also the number of testicles you're missing,Very good point
39148,Let’s play a game... leave me an important number and I’ll guess the significance of it.,5,How many mini vans you’ve gone through since having kids? 
39149,5,How many mini vans you’ve gone through since having kids? ,"Definitely not Haha, guess again! "
39150,How many mini vans you’ve gone through since having kids? ,"Definitely not Haha, guess again! ",Oh oh easy. It’s the number of times you’ve bleached your anus
39151,"Definitely not Haha, guess again! ",Oh oh easy. It’s the number of times you’ve bleached your anus,"Lmao nope, want a hint? "
39152,Let’s play a game... leave me an important number and I’ll guess the significance of it.,13,Your mom was in labor with you for 13 days?
39153,13,Your mom was in labor with you for 13 days?,"Nope, interesting guess though "
39154,Your mom was in labor with you for 13 days?,"Nope, interesting guess though ",Ohhhh it’s the number of chicken pox you had in your belly button 
39155,Let’s play a game... leave me an important number and I’ll guess the significance of it.,30.,On your 30th birthday you realized your favorite shot was a buttery nipple?
39156,30.,On your 30th birthday you realized your favorite shot was a buttery nipple?,Nope!
39157,Let’s play a game... leave me an important number and I’ll guess the significance of it.,1067,The number of your sexual partners 
39158,1067,The number of your sexual partners ,Haha! Nope! It's my offical United States Chess Federation rating. 
39159,Let’s play a game... leave me an important number and I’ll guess the significance of it.,23.,The size in inches for your first French fry 
39160,23.,The size in inches for your first French fry ,You have a strange thought process.
39161,The size in inches for your first French fry ,You have a strange thought process.,I was right wasn’t I?
39162,You have a strange thought process.,I was right wasn’t I?,Not by a mile. Not even in the right category.
39163,I was right wasn’t I?,Not by a mile. Not even in the right category.,Is it the day you got your horse and buggy
39164,Not by a mile. Not even in the right category.,Is it the day you got your horse and buggy,"Gods, I'm not THAT old!"
39165,what time is it? where are you? what are you doing?,It's 6:13pm and I'm waiting for dinner to be done cooking.,"i’m actually looking into moving to denver, could you tell me more about it being a local?"
39166,It's 6:13pm and I'm waiting for dinner to be done cooking.,"i’m actually looking into moving to denver, could you tell me more about it being a local?",Oh definitely. What would you like to know? I'd recommend it for anybody. 
39167,what time is it? where are you? what are you doing?,"5:14 pm pst, san francisco, sitting in my pedicab waiting for a ride :)","does you pedicab have crazy lights and cool music?
"
39168,"5:14 pm pst, san francisco, sitting in my pedicab waiting for a ride :)","does you pedicab have crazy lights and cool music?
",it do
39169,"does you pedicab have crazy lights and cool music?
",it do,"nice, just how i imagined :)"
39170,what time is it? where are you? what are you doing?,03:12 in Djibouti and I’m procrastinating going to bed,what's Djibouti like?
39171,03:12 in Djibouti and I’m procrastinating going to bed,what's Djibouti like?,I think mine’s pretty nice how bout yours?
39172,what time is it? where are you? what are you doing?,721PM in Illinois and I'm watching a Supernatural rerun and prepping food for tomorrow.,what are you prepping?
39173,721PM in Illinois and I'm watching a Supernatural rerun and prepping food for tomorrow.,what are you prepping?,Chicken and  penne with pesto 
39174,what are you prepping?,Chicken and  penne with pesto ,sounds delicious
39175,what time is it? where are you? what are you doing?,"8:28 pm, US (VA), listening to music",what music are you listening to?
39176,"8:28 pm, US (VA), listening to music",what music are you listening to?,"a bit of a mix- some Tom Petty, Linkin Park, and Dire Straits/Mark Knopfler"
39177,what time is it? where are you? what are you doing?,"3:30, Middle East, browsing reddit while in bed. 

",Where in the Middle East? 
39178,"3:30, Middle East, browsing reddit while in bed. 

",Where in the Middle East? ,"Soudi Arabia, Dammam"
39179,Where in the Middle East? ,"Soudi Arabia, Dammam",Well good luck on your test!! What is your test for?
39180,"Soudi Arabia, Dammam",Well good luck on your test!! What is your test for?,"Thanks, Calculus chapter 2... majors are close. What is your job and do you like it?"
39181,what time is it? where are you? what are you doing?,It’s 7:48 in Denver Colorado I’m drinking wine and browsing reddit,nice. it's 3:38am here in London and I'm drinking beer and browsing reddit
39182,It’s 7:48 in Denver Colorado I’m drinking wine and browsing reddit,nice. it's 3:38am here in London and I'm drinking beer and browsing reddit,It’s 842 in Denver Colorado and I’m drinking wine
39183,nice. it's 3:38am here in London and I'm drinking beer and browsing reddit,It’s 842 in Denver Colorado and I’m drinking wine,still? I've moved on to ice cream
39184,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,66,In what way would you most like to become famous?
39185,66,In what way would you most like to become famous?,Directing a universally acclaimed movie with millions of fans from around the world.
39186,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,69,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?"
39187,69,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?",Fall-not too hot-not too cold. And I love the colors of the leaves. 
39188,69,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?",Autumn 
39189,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?",Autumn ,"I second this, but like the nice autumn where you can go out in a sweater and feel comfortable"
39190,Autumn ,"I second this, but like the nice autumn where you can go out in a sweater and feel comfortable",Like when it's brisk and sunny. 
39191,69,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?","Fall. It's cooler than summer, but fewer allergies than spring."
39192,69,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?",New England early fall. Absolutely.
39193,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?",New England early fall. Absolutely.,"That’s where I am right now! Bright blue skies, wind, and glorious foliage :)"
39194,69,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?",Winter! I’m a sucker for snow ❄️ 
39195,69,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?",Fall
39196,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,69,Nice
39197,69,Nice,Nice.
39198,Nice,Nice.,Nice
39199,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,69,there it is lmao
39200,69,there it is lmao,Judging by your username you appear to have good taste in numbers
39201,there it is lmao,Judging by your username you appear to have good taste in numbers,I sure do!! I was going to do 69 but I figured someone had already lol
39202,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,22,"What is your biggest non-academic, non work-related accomplishment?"
39203,22,"What is your biggest non-academic, non work-related accomplishment?",I finished a whole chap-stick once!
39204,22,"What is your biggest non-academic, non work-related accomplishment?",Untrimmed 99 slayer.
39205,22,"What is your biggest non-academic, non work-related accomplishment?",Marrying my wife. 
39206,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,5 :),"If you were an inanimate object, what would you be and why?"
39207,5 :),"If you were an inanimate object, what would you be and why?",A car
39208,5 :),"If you were an inanimate object, what would you be and why?","A round, smooth stone in a creek."
39209,5 :),"If you were an inanimate object, what would you be and why?",A gun of a criminal or gangster.  Might as well enjoy some action
39210,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,13! Mah favorite number.,"Hey thanks!

If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be and why?"
39211,13! Mah favorite number.,"Hey thanks!

If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be and why?","for me, it would be a phoenix for sure"
39212,13! Mah favorite number.,"Hey thanks!

If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be and why?","Werewolf

End of discussion"
39213,13! Mah favorite number.,"Hey thanks!

If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be and why?",Your girlfriend! 😂👌🏻💯
39214,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,13! Mah favorite number.,/r/unexpectedFactorial
39215,13! Mah favorite number.,/r/unexpectedFactorial,I had to click that shit to even understand. Clearly I never paid attention in math class. 
39216,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,What a cool idea! 47.,Not OP but I have a question for you; do you listen to capital steez?
39217,What a cool idea! 47.,Not OP but I have a question for you; do you listen to capital steez?,"Can't say I've ever heard of it, what is it about?"
39218,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,Number 117 please ,What small thing annoys you to an irrational degree?
39219,Number 117 please ,What small thing annoys you to an irrational degree?,When someone does not close the door after leaving. 
39220,Number 117 please ,What small thing annoys you to an irrational degree?,My house being in disarray. My blood boils.
39221,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,8,What is something you're terrible at but wish you could do well?
39222,8,What is something you're terrible at but wish you could do well?,Speaking to more than 2 people.
39223,8,What is something you're terrible at but wish you could do well?,Speaking to less than 2 people
39224,8,What is something you're terrible at but wish you could do well?,I wish I knew how to think before I speak
39225,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,84,What's your favourite joke you've ever heard?
39226,84,What's your favourite joke you've ever heard?,"What do you get when you mox beans and onions?

Tear gas. "
39227,84,What's your favourite joke you've ever heard?,"What did the son corn say to his mom corn?

Where’s popcorn?!!!!"
39228,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,174,Who do you wish was still alive?
39229,174,Who do you wish was still alive?,My mom 
39230,Who do you wish was still alive?,My mom ,My grandma
39231,174,Who do you wish was still alive?,wow this is a fantastic question.
39232,174,Who do you wish was still alive?,My dog
39233,174,Who do you wish was still alive?,Anthony Bourdain
39234,174,Who do you wish was still alive?,My dad
39235,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,122,What always makes you nostalgic?
39236,122,What always makes you nostalgic?,The sound of the fan as it's spinning. Especially in the noontime. 
39237,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,42,In what ways do you benefit the world?
39238,42,In what ways do you benefit the world?,I give people their pizza. I'm occasionally nice to people on the internet.
39239,In what ways do you benefit the world?,I give people their pizza. I'm occasionally nice to people on the internet.,Sounds like the world is lucky to have you in it :)
39240,In what ways do you benefit the world?,I give people their pizza. I'm occasionally nice to people on the internet.,r/happy
39241,In what ways do you benefit the world?,I give people their pizza. I'm occasionally nice to people on the internet.,Don't forget you're also lovely. 
39242,In what ways do you benefit the world?,I give people their pizza. I'm occasionally nice to people on the internet.,Saint.
39243,42,In what ways do you benefit the world?,I feel like this question should be “what is the meaning of life?” 
39244,In what ways do you benefit the world?,I feel like this question should be “what is the meaning of life?” ,How I wished for that...
39245,In what ways do you benefit the world?,I feel like this question should be “what is the meaning of life?” ,"Hey, this isn't Jeopardy!"
39246,42,In what ways do you benefit the world?,Uhhhh.... uhhh..... uhhhhhhhhhh....
39247,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,This is a great idea too. Keep it up OP.,Thanks very much :)
39248,This is a great idea too. Keep it up OP.,Thanks very much :),"I can't wait to see the doc, I can adapt it to use in my EFL classes!"
39249,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,88,What is something other people admire about you?
39250,88,What is something other people admire about you?,That I'm positive and encourage others.
39251,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,188,What *wouldn't* you do for someone you love?
39252,188,What *wouldn't* you do for someone you love?,"Murder someone or cover up a very, very serious crime they committed. "
39253,188,What *wouldn't* you do for someone you love?,Lie. I hate lying. 
39254,What *wouldn't* you do for someone you love?,Lie. I hate lying. ,I'm sure we can find a **few** situations where you'd lie for a loved one...
39255,Lie. I hate lying. ,I'm sure we can find a **few** situations where you'd lie for a loved one...,"Not me, I grew up around lies and deceit did the same in my youth but it hurts too much. "
39256,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,123,What would you like to accomplish before 2018 is over? 
39257,123,What would you like to accomplish before 2018 is over? ,I would like to be better at saving money 
39258,What would you like to accomplish before 2018 is over? ,I would like to be better at saving money ,This!
39259,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,200,What will always be funny to you?
39260,200,What will always be funny to you?,Animals doing silly things.
39261,200,What will always be funny to you?,Dudes getting hit in the balls. I’m sorry it hurts but it’s damn hilarious for some reason.
39262,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"15, please!  Great idea.  :-)","Thanks!

If you could change one thing about yourself physically, what would you change? "
39263,"15, please!  Great idea.  :-)","Thanks!

If you could change one thing about yourself physically, what would you change? ","I have Ehlers Danlos Type III Hypermobility, and I would absolutely get rid of that if I could. "
39264,"Thanks!

If you could change one thing about yourself physically, what would you change? ","I have Ehlers Danlos Type III Hypermobility, and I would absolutely get rid of that if I could. ",Can you tell us more about it?
39265,"15, please!  Great idea.  :-)","Thanks!

If you could change one thing about yourself physically, what would you change? ","Height

I'm 5'7"", but I'm an adult male. I'd love to be normal-sized."
39266,"Thanks!

If you could change one thing about yourself physically, what would you change? ","Height

I'm 5'7"", but I'm an adult male. I'd love to be normal-sized.",What is normal sized?
39267,"Height

I'm 5'7"", but I'm an adult male. I'd love to be normal-sized.",What is normal sized?,"Depends on your location. In my state, the average height for an adult male is 6'0""."
39268,"Thanks!

If you could change one thing about yourself physically, what would you change? ","Height

I'm 5'7"", but I'm an adult male. I'd love to be normal-sized.",You'd be looking me right in the eyes.   Sounds normal to me! :-)
39269,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,108,Does anybody beside yourself know your deepest secret? Do you ever intend to tell anyone?
39270,108,Does anybody beside yourself know your deepest secret? Do you ever intend to tell anyone?,"No, and I pray no one ever finds out. "
39271,Does anybody beside yourself know your deepest secret? Do you ever intend to tell anyone?,"No, and I pray no one ever finds out. ",I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours. 
39272,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,182,"If you could live in any fictional world, where would it be and why?"
39273,182,"If you could live in any fictional world, where would it be and why?",Middle Earth.
39274,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,1,What is the smallest thing for which you are grateful?
39275,1,What is the smallest thing for which you are grateful?,"Smallest thing is probably, that my body still functions how it’s suppose to. "
39276,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,14,"If you’ve had more than one job, which job taught you the most?"
39277,14,"If you’ve had more than one job, which job taught you the most?","But I’m a student lol, never had any jobs before"
39278,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,64,What was the hardest decision you've ever made?
39279,64,What was the hardest decision you've ever made?,"college. education, cost, or friends"
39280,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,220 please ,What object best defines who you are?
39281,220 please ,What object best defines who you are?,"I think, a heart. I like to spread love and make people happy.  "
39282,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,75,"If you had the power to completely eradicate one disease, which would you choose to abolish?"
39283,75,"If you had the power to completely eradicate one disease, which would you choose to abolish?",Depression? It would save plenty of lives but it would also just make life quality better 
39284,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,12,What is the most trivial thing about which you have a strong opinion?
39285,12,What is the most trivial thing about which you have a strong opinion?,pineapple tastes good on pizza.
39286,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,144,What is one thing you're tired of telling/explaining to people?
39287,144,What is one thing you're tired of telling/explaining to people?,"That t1d is not the same thing as t2d, and how they’re different "
39288,174,Who do you wish was still alive?,As of a few weeks (or however long) ago: Mac miller 
39289,Who do you wish was still alive?,As of a few weeks (or however long) ago: Mac miller ,BLESS THE GOAT MAC MILLER x
39290,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,27,"If you were a character in a movie, book, or television show, what genre would you live in?"
39291,27,"If you were a character in a movie, book, or television show, what genre would you live in?",A romantic comedy/drama!
39292,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,63,What would you title your memoir? 
39293,63,What would you title your memoir? ,Above the Fold
39294,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,43,What fact about yourself took you the longest to understand or accept?
39295,43,What fact about yourself took you the longest to understand or accept?,That I'm actually not as bad as i see myself in my mind.
39296,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,173~,What historical figure would you most like to sit and have a conversation with over tea?
39297,173~,What historical figure would you most like to sit and have a conversation with over tea?,"Woah that's a pretty interesting question.

Alexander the Great maybe, or King Arthur"
39298,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,147,We picked the same #
39299,147,We picked the same #,"That’s cool, also I like your tag or whatever that’s called"
39300,We picked the same #,"That’s cool, also I like your tag or whatever that’s called",My flair. Thank you!
39301,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,1," What is the smallest thing for which you are grateful?

Love your username, by the way."
39302,1," What is the smallest thing for which you are grateful?

Love your username, by the way.",my dick :(
39303,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,19? :) ,What was the best year of your life? The worst? 
39304,19? :) ,What was the best year of your life? The worst? ,"2015 when i met the girl of my life, 2018 she was the girl of my life, rip Tia :) "
39305,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,17,What do you get the most compliments about?
39306,17,What do you get the most compliments about?,How friendly I am! That’s one of the first things people notice about me
39307,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,43!,What fact about yourself took you the longest to understand or accept?
39308,43!,What fact about yourself took you the longest to understand or accept?,People keep asking for 43 and then they don’t answer it 🧐
39309,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,73,"What is something you never thought you'd be able to do, until you actually did it? "
39310,73,"What is something you never thought you'd be able to do, until you actually did it? ",Ask a woman out without being rejected. 
39311,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,183,What is your favourite question to answer?
39312,183,What is your favourite question to answer?,"This one! 

I liked being asked about books or my work. I'm passionate about both. "
39313,8,What is something you're terrible at but wish you could do well?,I wish that I could control my emotions better.
39314,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,32,What character archetype is closest to your personality?
39315,32,What character archetype is closest to your personality?,What kind of character archetypes are there?
39316,84,What's your favourite joke you've ever heard?,Why did the girl fall out of the tree? 
39317,What's your favourite joke you've ever heard?,Why did the girl fall out of the tree? ,"Why?
"
39318,Why did the girl fall out of the tree? ,"Why?
",Because she didn’t have any arms. 
39319,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,88,"What is something other people admire about you?
"
39320,88,"What is something other people admire about you?
",My mad excel skills
39321,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"Throw it at me, OP!

My number is 122.","Comin' right up!

What always makes you nostalgic?"
39322,"Throw it at me, OP!

My number is 122.","Comin' right up!

What always makes you nostalgic?",Driving in the rain. I don’t know why. Very peaceful and brings back happy memories!
39323,"Comin' right up!

What always makes you nostalgic?",Driving in the rain. I don’t know why. Very peaceful and brings back happy memories!,This is also a fun thread!
39324,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"63
",What would you title your memoir? 
39325,"63
",What would you title your memoir? ,"The good, the bad, and the wonderful: All the choices that have led me here today."
39326,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"128?
","What is something you're inherently bad at, no matter how hard you try to improve?"
39327,"128?
","What is something you're inherently bad at, no matter how hard you try to improve?","Oh man, I gotta say either keeping my grades up or feeling any positive emotion."
39328,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,46,"Do you have any conspiracy theories? If so, what are they?"
39329,46,"Do you have any conspiracy theories? If so, what are they?","Aww, no not really.  "
39330,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,2,Who has had the most positive impact on your life?
39331,2,Who has had the most positive impact on your life?,"Undoubtedly, my children. They’re just awesome kids 90% of the time."
39332,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,17,What is the one thing you've made that you're the most proud of?
39333,17,What is the one thing you've made that you're the most proud of?,An anthology of poetry....hit me with a 58
39334,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,169,What person you know do you look up to most and why?
39335,169,What person you know do you look up to most and why?,Damn I can’t even think of one is that bad 
39336,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,154,What is something that's difficult for you but easy for most other people?
39337,154,What is something that's difficult for you but easy for most other people?,Math
39338,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,78,"If you lived in a colonial or Medieval village, what would your job be? "
39339,78,"If you lived in a colonial or Medieval village, what would your job be? ",The town whore
39340,78,"If you lived in a colonial or Medieval village, what would your job be? ","That’s easy, I’d be the witch.  "
39341,78,"If you lived in a colonial or Medieval village, what would your job be? ",I’d be King’s counselor 
39342,43!,What fact about yourself took you the longest to understand or accept?,That I’m pretty stubborn 
39343,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,174!,Who do you wish was still alive?
39344,174!,Who do you wish was still alive?,"My uncle, passed before I ever got a chance to see him again.."
39345,174!,Who do you wish was still alive?,"My grandfather, supposedly a bad ass sino-Chinese war veteran "
39346,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,142,What is something weird you do that you wonder if other people do as well?
39347,142,What is something weird you do that you wonder if other people do as well?,Hide behind my trash cans in the morning to throw water balloons at cars that pass by
39348,27,"If you were a character in a movie, book, or television show, what genre would you live in?",Sci-Fi. So much technology to explore!
39349,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,15!,"If you could change one thing about yourself physically, what would you change? "
39350,15!,"If you could change one thing about yourself physically, what would you change? ",physically! hmmmm. maybe my nose? lol people say it’s not bad but I think it’s huge! lol 
39351,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,10!,"What was the most recent thing that made you cry?
"
39352,10!,"What was the most recent thing that made you cry?
",I'm relistening to the Adventure Zone and a Certain Part in Episode 66 made me tear up :'(  
39353,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,The is so great!! You must be an awesome date.,"Aw, thank you! "
39354,The is so great!! You must be an awesome date.,"Aw, thank you! ",No prob 
39355,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,37,In what ways do you benefit the world?
39356,37,In what ways do you benefit the world?,I feel personally attacked
39357,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"I'll take 67, please, fine human. ",How would you summarise your life so far in one sentence?
39358,"I'll take 67, please, fine human. ",How would you summarise your life so far in one sentence?,It's only an island if you look at it from the water. 
39359,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,86,What trait do you admire in others but don't possess yourself?
39360,86,What trait do you admire in others but don't possess yourself?,Selflessness
39361,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,Hit me with 44.,What is your least popular or most controversial opinion?
39362,Hit me with 44.,What is your least popular or most controversial opinion?,Cake is the worst dessert. It's a travesty that it's the default birthday dessert.
39363,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,Give me one of them 73s,"What is something you never thought you'd be able to do, until you actually did it?"
39364,Give me one of them 73s,"What is something you never thought you'd be able to do, until you actually did it?","I find it hard to do anything if theyre not graded, it sucks i know, but thats how i was raised"
39365,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,Give me one of them 73s,The ginger integer
39366,Give me one of them 73s,The ginger integer,the bpaptu numeral
39367,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,80 please,What is something you've done that you recommend everyone do before they die?
39368,80 please,What is something you've done that you recommend everyone do before they die?,Perform something in front of a live audience. What a rush. 
39369,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,196,What is something you hate that most people love?
39370,196,What is something you hate that most people love?,Having thought provoking conversations and big dogs.
39371,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,128,"What is something you're inherently bad at, no matter how hard you try to improve?"
39372,128,"What is something you're inherently bad at, no matter how hard you try to improve?","Whistling, I swear I'll never be able to do it"
39373,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,123,Happy cake day!! 
39374,123,Happy cake day!! ,Thanks :D
39375,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,1 ,What is the smallest thing for which you are grateful?
39376,1 ,What is the smallest thing for which you are grateful?,A freshly made pot of coffee at my office.
39377,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,21. My lucky number :),What is the smallest thing for which you are grateful?
39378,21. My lucky number :),What is the smallest thing for which you are grateful?,inb4: “my dick”
39379,21. My lucky number :),What is the smallest thing for which you are grateful?,Probably just the stupid things i own that i couldn't go throughout my day without.
39380,42,In what ways do you benefit the world?,I'm the person that demonstrates the mistakes that other people are supposed to learn from.
39381,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"Question 128, please and thank you.","What is something you're inherently bad at, no matter how hard you try to improve?"
39382,"Question 128, please and thank you.","What is something you're inherently bad at, no matter how hard you try to improve?","Sewing imo, I struggled with it in high school till I gave up. 

Question 66 please."
39383,"What is something you're inherently bad at, no matter how hard you try to improve?","Sewing imo, I struggled with it in high school till I gave up. 

Question 66 please.",In what way would you most like to become famous?
39384,27,"If you were a character in a movie, book, or television show, what genre would you live in?",Sitcom!
39385,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"9, please! Can't wait to see the full list.",What is the quality you admire the most in the person you hate the most?
39386,"9, please! Can't wait to see the full list.",What is the quality you admire the most in the person you hate the most?,"I admire their fortitude and resourcefulness. Though, I try not to hate anyone."
39387,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"42, lmk hoss", In what ways do you benefit the world?
39388,"42, lmk hoss", In what ways do you benefit the world?,"I dont know that I do, to be honest"
39389,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,118,Have you gone through any phases in your life? What is the most notable one?
39390,118,Have you gone through any phases in your life? What is the most notable one?,I guess my “university student” phase was notable. 7 years. Glad that’s over. 
39391,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,I would really liked to be asked #224,What would the ideal version of your life look like?
39392,I would really liked to be asked #224,What would the ideal version of your life look like?,"The one I have now is nice, but I'd like to be better at math"
39393,69,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?","Winter

I just like winter, you can bundle up against it and snow is pretty cool"
39394,142,What is something weird you do that you wonder if other people do as well?,I make really funny faces at pets or small babies I see in public. (Kids smiling are so cutee)
39395,What is something weird you do that you wonder if other people do as well?,I make really funny faces at pets or small babies I see in public. (Kids smiling are so cutee),Haha me too!
39396,174,Who do you wish was still alive?,Ooooh. That'd have to be my grandmother.
39397,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,48,What fictional character do you most relate to?
39398,48,What fictional character do you most relate to?,Kiba from Naruto because he has a dog named akamaru and I like dogs.
39399,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,69 ;),"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?"
39400,69 ;),"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?",Spring
39401,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,115,What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
39402,115,What's the craziest thing you've ever done?,"I'm a boring man, so not much to be honest. Possibly Parasailing?"
39403,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"64
",What was the hardest decision you've ever made?
39404,"64
",What was the hardest decision you've ever made?,Whether or not to report my mom to the police
39405,What was the hardest decision you've ever made?,Whether or not to report my mom to the police,"If you don’t mind me asking, do you think you made the right decision?"
39406,Whether or not to report my mom to the police,"If you don’t mind me asking, do you think you made the right decision?",Yes
39407,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,136,"When you're sick, what are some things you eat/drink/watch/etc. to be comfortable?"
39408,136,"When you're sick, what are some things you eat/drink/watch/etc. to be comfortable?",Red Gatorade and Willy Wonka
39409,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"77

Thx",What was the scariest moment of your life thus far?
39410,"77

Thx",What was the scariest moment of your life thus far?,"Escaping my abusive parents. (It was a success, and I moved very far away)"
39411,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,5,"If you were an inanimate object, what would you be and why?"
39412,5,"If you were an inanimate object, what would you be and why?",a self destruct button
39413,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,186♥️,What about yourself hasn't changed in the last 10 years?
39414,186♥️,What about yourself hasn't changed in the last 10 years?,my goofiness. deep connection to nature. excitement.
39415,108,Does anybody beside yourself know your deepest secret? Do you ever intend to tell anyone?,Noone. And no. 😊 
39416,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"That's such a cool idea! 
Also, 77 :)",What was the scariest moment of your life thus far?
39417,"That's such a cool idea! 
Also, 77 :)",What was the scariest moment of your life thus far?,"Flying to my girlfriend alone for the first time.
"
39418,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,162,What advice do you wish you'd received earlier?
39419,162,What advice do you wish you'd received earlier?,Getting good grades and learning languages.
39420,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,199,What will never cease to make you smile?
39421,199,What will never cease to make you smile?,Videos of puppies :)
39422,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,69. Nice!,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?"
39423,69. Nice!,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?",Spring
39424,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,83 :),What is something you don't realise is weird until you really think about it?
39425,83 :),What is something you don't realise is weird until you really think about it?,"Drinking cows milk, like wtf"
39426,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,27," If you were a character in a movie, book, or television show, what genre would you live in?"
39427,27," If you were a character in a movie, book, or television show, what genre would you live in?",Historical fiction or dieselpunk
39428,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"115!
",What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
39429,"115!
",What's the craziest thing you've ever done?,[removed]
39430,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,25,"If you could erase one thing or event from your memory, what would you choose?"
39431,25,"If you could erase one thing or event from your memory, what would you choose?",Oof. Probably the time my father threatened to kill my little sister lol
39432,69,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?",Winter
39433,88,What is something other people admire about you?,Hmmm...i just asked someone and they said the fact that I'm driven and goal oriented ^_^
39434,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"69,please.","If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?"
39435,"69,please.","If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?","Last month of spring, first of summer, somwhere around there "
39436,64,What was the hardest decision you've ever made?,"Damn, I've had a pretty easy life so I guess it's what uni to go to"
39437,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,115!,What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
39438,115!,What's the craziest thing you've ever done?,Had sex while driving. 
39439,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"69 brah
","If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?"
39440,"69 brah
","If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?","Oof. Probably winter. I love being cosy indoors, and having an excuse to wrap up warm!"
39441,22,"What is your biggest non-academic, non work-related accomplishment?","Understanding what’s important to my wellbeing, security, and happiness in life."
39442,69,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?",probably fall or winter
39443,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,Lucky number 88,What is something other people admire about you?
39444,Lucky number 88,What is something other people admire about you?,"I've been told I'm a good listener, and that I'm good at getting people to laugh"
39445,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,99,Are you currently pursuing what makes you happy? Why or why not?
39446,99,Are you currently pursuing what makes you happy? Why or why not?,"sort of, too busy to fully pursue"
39447,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,89 ?,What's the best outcome of a complete accident you've experienced in your life?
39448,89 ?,What's the best outcome of a complete accident you've experienced in your life?,Being born.
39449,108,Does anybody beside yourself know your deepest secret? Do you ever intend to tell anyone?,Yes some people do
39450,27,"If you were a character in a movie, book, or television show, what genre would you live in?","Thriller, god damn that would be fun. "
39451,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,188, What *wouldn't* you do for someone you love?
39452,188, What *wouldn't* you do for someone you love?,Kill her/him. I think. But tough one!
39453,75,"If you had the power to completely eradicate one disease, which would you choose to abolish?",HIV! 
39454,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,160," If you could know for certain the answer to any question, what would that question be?"
39455,160," If you could know for certain the answer to any question, what would that question be?",What do I need to do to be successful and happy?
39456,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,Can I please have 52?,"Have you ever had an epiphany? What was it about, and what sparked the realisation?"
39457,Can I please have 52?,"Have you ever had an epiphany? What was it about, and what sparked the realisation?","I’ve been thinking about this one for like a day and I can’t think of anything, sorry.."
39458,"Have you ever had an epiphany? What was it about, and what sparked the realisation?","I’ve been thinking about this one for like a day and I can’t think of anything, sorry..","No worries, maybe there’s one in future!"
39459,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,44 :),What is your least popular or most controversial opinion?
39460,44 :),What is your least popular or most controversial opinion?,Hardbass isn't that bad
39461,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,46. ,"Do you have any conspiracy theories? If so, what are they?"
39462,46. ,"Do you have any conspiracy theories? If so, what are they?","Ooh, good one, but no, I don't.

How about 93?"
39463,"Do you have any conspiracy theories? If so, what are they?","Ooh, good one, but no, I don't.

How about 93?",What's your favourite article of clothing you own?
39464,"Ooh, good one, but no, I don't.

How about 93?",What's your favourite article of clothing you own?,Definitely my Superdry hoodie. It's so damn comfortable! 
39465,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"I am curious, 17 ",What is the one thing you've made that you're the most proud of?
39466,"I am curious, 17 ",What is the one thing you've made that you're the most proud of?,I'd say is make progress on who I am 
39467,27,"If you were a character in a movie, book, or television show, what genre would you live in?",Science fantasy (sci-fi + high fantasy)  :D
39468,12,What is the most trivial thing about which you have a strong opinion?,Water. Some places have much better tasting water than others
39469,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,157,"If you could know either when you die or how, which would you choose, if either?"
39470,157,"If you could know either when you die or how, which would you choose, if either?",how i die
39471,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,Ill go with 174. Why you might ask? First number that popped into my head,Who do you wish was still alive?
39472,Ill go with 174. Why you might ask? First number that popped into my head,Who do you wish was still alive?,Robin Williams so i could give him a big kiss 
39473,88,What is something other people admire about you?,I stay calm in all situations.
39474,17,What is the one thing you've made that you're the most proud of?,A clay penguin I made in High School for my mum's Christmas present
39475,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,147,What was the greatest day of your life thus far?
39476,147,What was the greatest day of your life thus far?,First time I fell in love. That was a great feeling!
39477,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,8 ,What is something you're terrible at but wish you could do well?
39478,8 ,What is something you're terrible at but wish you could do well?,Procrastination.....
39479,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,97 pls,"What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?"
39480,97 pls,"What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?",I will never joke about other people moms. I hate mom jokes.
39481,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,36,"What is your ideal birthday? Not the date, but rather your ideal way to spend the day."
39482,36,"What is your ideal birthday? Not the date, but rather your ideal way to spend the day.",Maybe just a chill day with the SO plus a little cake. :-)
39483,46,"Do you have any conspiracy theories? If so, what are they?",I think forest gump is US propaganda encouraging dumb unquestioning obedience.
39484,64,What was the hardest decision you've ever made?,Hmm i'd say every lol i think every decision shouldnt be taken lighty
39485,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,59,What was your favourite thing about the place you grew up?
39486,59,What was your favourite thing about the place you grew up?,Considering I'm living there. Everything.
39487,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"152!
",What stereotype are you most like?
39488,"152!
",What stereotype are you most like?,Nerd! 
39489,17,What is the one thing you've made that you're the most proud of?,I have made myself into a person who can play guitar reasonably well
39490,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,151,"Happy cake day!

In what way do you differ most from your best friend?"
39491,151,"Happy cake day!

In what way do you differ most from your best friend?","Probably appearance. He is tall and skinny, and i am short and muscular. Good question, thanks!"
39492,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"157, here we go!","If you could know either when you die or how, which would you choose, if either?"
39493,"157, here we go!","If you could know either when you die or how, which would you choose, if either?",Neither if thats an option! I dont want to be paranoid about how or count down to my death
39494,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,67,How would you summarise your life so far in one sentence?
39495,67,How would you summarise your life so far in one sentence?,A compilation of ironies that just keep getting bigger and better than the last. 
39496,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,225,What was the most recent thing that made you belly laugh?
39497,225,What was the most recent thing that made you belly laugh?,Lol! The dialogue between Eddie and Venom as they left the convenience store. 
39498,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,87,What question do you most hate being asked?
39499,87,What question do you most hate being asked?,87 ;)
39500,64,What was the hardest decision you've ever made?,Choosing whether to buy For Honor or Dying Light
39501,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,Number 42 ;),In what ways do you benefit the world?
39502,Number 42 ;),In what ways do you benefit the world?,"Im trying to learn to code, so in the future this world gonna have a good coder ;)"
39503,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"Tell me 117, Sierra",What small thing annoys you to an irrational degree?
39504,"Tell me 117, Sierra",What small thing annoys you to an irrational degree?,Getting sticky shit all over me
39505,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,88 :),What is something other people admire about you?
39506,88 :),What is something other people admire about you?,"Without being too arrogant, I'd say my quick wit and overall intelligence, hopefully :p"
39507,27,"If you were a character in a movie, book, or television show, what genre would you live in?",Superhero
39508,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"55, please! My favorite number c:",What is your favourite word and why?
39509,"55, please! My favorite number c:",What is your favourite word and why?,"String. It sounds artistic and nice, idk. "
39510,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,75 pls ,"If you had the power to completely eradicate one disease, which would you choose to abolish?"
39511,75 pls ,"If you had the power to completely eradicate one disease, which would you choose to abolish?",Cancer. Don't even have to think about it.
39512,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,13,"If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be and why?"
39513,13,"If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be and why?","A dragon , Fly and burn."
39514,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,#33 please,What was the happiest moment of your life so far?
39515,#33 please,What was the happiest moment of your life so far?,The year I spent travelling with my wife
39516,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,155,What is something that's easy for you but difficult for most other people?
39517,155,What is something that's easy for you but difficult for most other people?,"oh i dont know that one! can i pick another one, if its not too much of a hassle?"
39518,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,73,"What is something you never thought you'd be able to do, until you actually did it?"
39519,73,"What is something you never thought you'd be able to do, until you actually did it?",Run a half marathon
39520,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"14, please!"," If you’ve had more than one job, which job taught you the most?"
39521,"14, please!"," If you’ve had more than one job, which job taught you the most?","I have never had a job, can I pick another question? 😂"
39522," If you’ve had more than one job, which job taught you the most?","I have never had a job, can I pick another question? 😂",Sure!
39523,"I have never had a job, can I pick another question? 😂",Sure!,"Hm... 42!

(Unexpected factorial.)"
39524,Sure!,"Hm... 42!

(Unexpected factorial.)",In what ways do you benefit the world?
39525,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,10,What was the most recent thing that made you cry?
39526,10,What was the most recent thing that made you cry?,Stressful office work. :(
39527,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,193,"If you died today, what would be your biggest regret?"
39528,193,"If you died today, what would be your biggest regret?",dying as a nobody
39529,12,What is the most trivial thing about which you have a strong opinion?,The toilet paper goes OUTWARDS.
39530,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"This is neat as heck. 

87",What question do you most hate being asked?
39531,"This is neat as heck. 

87",What question do you most hate being asked?,Oh good one. Wow okay. Let me think. Remind Me! One day 
39532,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,167 if it’s still available ,What is a fear you've faced and how did you face it?
39533,167 if it’s still available ,What is a fear you've faced and how did you face it?,"Heights, I didn’t."
39534,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"12, and I also hope you post the entire list soon. Thanks!",What is the most trivial thing about which you have a strong opinion?
39535,"12, and I also hope you post the entire list soon. Thanks!",What is the most trivial thing about which you have a strong opinion?,"Pineapple in pizza. If you like it, we can’t be friends. Sorry."
39536,183,What is your favourite question to answer?,This one
39537,69,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?",Fall. Specifically mid-fall
39538,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"Hallo, what about 148?",What was the worst day of your life thus far?
39539,"Hallo, what about 148?",What was the worst day of your life thus far?,Nahhh don't wanna think or try to remember whish one it could have been but good question
39540,73,"What is something you never thought you'd be able to do, until you actually did it?","Get out of the medical field, and into something that actually makes me happy. "
39541,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,193. Let's hope my random number generator took a good one.,"If you died today, what would be your biggest regret?"
39542,193. Let's hope my random number generator took a good one.,"If you died today, what would be your biggest regret?",To not have told the girl I love that I love her.
39543,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,123,What would you like to accomplish before the year is over? 
39544,123,What would you like to accomplish before the year is over? ,I would like to enroll in a certificate program to help further my career. 
39545,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"198. 
This is an amazing idea.  Make a podcast out of it!!","Thank you! 

Who was the last person you called, and what did you talk about?"
39546,"198. 
This is an amazing idea.  Make a podcast out of it!!","Thank you! 

Who was the last person you called, and what did you talk about?",My aunt to tell her about the ridiculousness of losing my job.  
39547,142,What is something weird you do that you wonder if other people do as well?,I run my feet together when I'm trying to fall asleep
39548,66,In what way would you most like to become famous?,Be Jeff Bezos
39549,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,77. :),What was the scariest moment of your life thus far?
39550,77. :),What was the scariest moment of your life thus far?,I nearly drowned in a wave pool.
39551,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"55, its my lucky number .  ",What is your favourite word and why?
39552,"55, its my lucky number .  ",What is your favourite word and why?,Leds i guess. I really love playing with them. 
39553,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,106?,What is the worst thing about the place you live?
39554,106?,What is the worst thing about the place you live?,It's often overlooked compared to other places in the country.
39555,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,69  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?"
39556,69  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?","spring for sure
the weather's just right for my frail ass body"
39557,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,117,What small thing annoys you to an irrational degree?
39558,117,What small thing annoys you to an irrational degree?,People smoking on the sidewalk while walking in front of you
39559,99,Are you currently pursuing what makes you happy? Why or why not?,"Trying to get a better relationship with my brothers 

A nice sunny warm day"
39560,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,69,What is the best advice you've ever received?
39561,69,What is the best advice you've ever received?,Choose your battles.
39562,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,223 :),"What’s the biggest fight you’ve gotten into, and what was it about?"
39563,223 :),"What’s the biggest fight you’ve gotten into, and what was it about?",[removed]
39564,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,82,What is the greatest physical pain you've ever felt?
39565,82,What is the greatest physical pain you've ever felt?,Recovery from a c-section! It’s the worst thing I’ve ever been through in life. 
39566,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,217.,What's your favourite memory with your best friend?
39567,217.,What's your favourite memory with your best friend?,I... I can't really answer that very well...
39568,10,What was the most recent thing that made you cry?,Being called a fat slob by my dad
39569,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,197 :),What do you wish was possible?
39570,197 :),What do you wish was possible?,That nothing were impossible.
39571,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,179 please,What were you severely underprepared for?
39572,179 please,What were you severely underprepared for?,Love
39573,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,28,What is the hardest way you’ve learned an important lesson?
39574,28,What is the hardest way you’ve learned an important lesson?,Lost my family in a horrible relationship. Learned not to take them for granted ever again. 
39575,196,What is something you hate that most people love?,RANCH
39576,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,15 please :) love the post idea! ,"If you could change one thing about yourself physically, what would you change?"
39577,15 please :) love the post idea! ,"If you could change one thing about yourself physically, what would you change?",Hmm not sure. Guess I’ll have to go with lips. Thanks for responding! 
39578,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,81,"What do you know isn't real, but want badly for it to exist?"
39579,81,"What do you know isn't real, but want badly for it to exist?",Superpowers or my vision of a perfect world
39580,66,In what way would you most like to become famous?,"Discovering/inventing something helpful to humanity. I know it's quite cliché, but eh?"
39581,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"13, this is super cool OP! Can’t wait to see what the rest of the questions are!","Thank you!

 If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be and why?"
39582,"13, this is super cool OP! Can’t wait to see what the rest of the questions are!","Thank you!

 If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be and why?","I'd choose to be a dragon, they're super badass."
39583,5,"If you were an inanimate object, what would you be and why?",probably some dumb shit like a pink morph suit. just cause i think it'd be funny.
39584,88,What is something other people admire about you?,My handwriting
39585,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,15,"If you could change one thing about yourself physically, what would you change?"
39586,15,"If you could change one thing about yourself physically, what would you change?"," A really nasty scar I have on my face.
"
39587,"If you could change one thing about yourself physically, what would you change?"," A really nasty scar I have on my face.
","How’d you get it, if I could ask?"
39588,66,In what way would you most like to become famous?,"By becoming a critically acclaimed musician, shit has been my dream for years"
39589,22,"What is your biggest non-academic, non work-related accomplishment?",I moved to a different country and I’ve lived here for over a decade.
39590,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,hello I think I'm far too late,"Nah you're good, I'm still going."
39591,hello I think I'm far too late,"Nah you're good, I'm still going.","awesome :D
"
39592,128,"What is something you're inherently bad at, no matter how hard you try to improve?",Yeah I suck at skateboarding. It’s just a combination of hard to balance and scared to fall. :)
39593,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,188.,What *wouldn't* you do for someone you love?
39594,188.,What *wouldn't* you do for someone you love?,I wouldn’t physically harm someone if a person I loved asked me to. 
39595,99,Are you currently pursuing what makes you happy? Why or why not?,Kind of 
39596,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,198,"Who was the last person you called, and what did you talk about?"
39597,198,"Who was the last person you called, and what did you talk about?","My mum, just caught up on what she did today and what we ate for dinner and stuff :)"
39598,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,Lucky number 17,What is the one thing you've made that you're the most proud of?
39599,Lucky number 17,What is the one thing you've made that you're the most proud of?,Probably my cup i made in pottery class. I based it off of a game that i really enjoyed. 
39600,63,What would you title your memoir? ,"Am I Doing This Right?

(love the thread btw!)"
39601,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,67 please and thank you.,How would you summarise your life so far in one sentence?
39602,67 please and thank you.,How would you summarise your life so far in one sentence?,"Dang, tough question. Being honest, I'll have to go with a failure."
39603,How would you summarise your life so far in one sentence?,"Dang, tough question. Being honest, I'll have to go with a failure.","/u/Sweatersweater9 beat me to it: if you’re still here, you’re not a failure."
39604,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,77.,What was the scariest moment of your life thus far?
39605,77.,What was the scariest moment of your life thus far?,Going into exams which I know might change my career path
39606,48,What fictional character do you most relate to?,Batman 
39607,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,85,Is there something you wish everybody knew about you without you having to tell them?
39608,85,Is there something you wish everybody knew about you without you having to tell them?,No
39609,I’ve created a list of more than 200 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,44 ,What is your least popular or most controversial opinion?
39610,44 ,What is your least popular or most controversial opinion?,There are too many humans on planet earth
39611,69,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?",Summer
39612,69,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?","Probably fall, because its not to hot and not to cold"
39613,123,What would you like to accomplish before the year is over? ,To stop using my phone so much so I can prioritize time better!
39614,Am I too young to be on Reddit?,r/teenagers ,subscribed!!
39615,r/teenagers ,subscribed!!,sort by new
39616,I contacted my favorite childhood small game company about becoming a concept artist/writer...,"If you get the job you won’t forget about us, right?",I suppose I can mention you all in my memoirs 🤔
39617,"If you get the job you won’t forget about us, right?",I suppose I can mention you all in my memoirs 🤔,No give us 10% profits or 1 share
39618,I suppose I can mention you all in my memoirs 🤔,No give us 10% profits or 1 share,Can I give you in-game money?
39619,No give us 10% profits or 1 share,Can I give you in-game money?,"You know what, FINE"
39620,Can I give you in-game money?,"You know what, FINE","You’ll all be the richest players in this world of ponies, what could be better?"
39621,"You know what, FINE","You’ll all be the richest players in this world of ponies, what could be better?","Nothing. Except I get ride a kick ass stallion, right?"
39622,"You’ll all be the richest players in this world of ponies, what could be better?","Nothing. Except I get ride a kick ass stallion, right?",I can have that arranged with my newfound power 
39623,"Nothing. Except I get ride a kick ass stallion, right?",I can have that arranged with my newfound power ,Cool. So what do I do with this horse? Feed it?
39624,When folks tell me I'm fat . . .,"Me too, I'm less fat today. I was 310 at heaviest RN I'm 240. Still have 60 pounds left.","Congratulations! Slowly, but surely~! Keep it up!"
39625,"Me too, I'm less fat today. I was 310 at heaviest RN I'm 240. Still have 60 pounds left.","Congratulations! Slowly, but surely~! Keep it up!","Did you do anything special, I'm just doing counting calories and exercising."
39626,"Me too, I'm less fat today. I was 310 at heaviest RN I'm 240. Still have 60 pounds left.","Congratulations! Slowly, but surely~! Keep it up!","Good job guys! OP your post cheered me up, keep up the great work :) "
39627,"Congratulations! Slowly, but surely~! Keep it up!","Good job guys! OP your post cheered me up, keep up the great work :) ",Awh. Thanks a lot! I'm glad I could brighten a part of your day. Take care. &lt;3
39628,When folks tell me I'm fat . . .,"Keep at it, the way you will feel about yourself is its own reward.","Yes, it definitely is~! I can run, and not feel like I'm dying. Haaa~!"
39629,"Keep at it, the way you will feel about yourself is its own reward.","Yes, it definitely is~! I can run, and not feel like I'm dying. Haaa~!","You have me beat, I always feel like dying when I run."
39630,When folks tell me I'm fat . . .,The folks from r/Tendies would be reeeing in their basements. ,I do not understand the reference.
39631,The folks from r/Tendies would be reeeing in their basements. ,I do not understand the reference.,"Spend some time on the sub, get lost in the craziness and surrealism of it. "
39632,I do not understand the reference.,"Spend some time on the sub, get lost in the craziness and surrealism of it. ","Ahhhhh . . . but, the, dingle-berry is not very appealing!!!"
39633,"Spend some time on the sub, get lost in the craziness and surrealism of it. ","Ahhhhh . . . but, the, dingle-berry is not very appealing!!!",Dingle berry?
39634,When folks tell me I'm fat . . .,I'm proud of you man.,&lt;3 Thanks. It's appreciated. Thanks for being a supporting individual~! It's love.
39635,I'm proud of you man.,&lt;3 Thanks. It's appreciated. Thanks for being a supporting individual~! It's love.,No problem. I hope you reach whatever weight you're going for soon.
39636,When folks tell me I'm fat . . .,Your fat,/gigglesnort
39637,Your fat,/gigglesnort,Also your size 14 pant? Most people wear pants and not just a single pant but ok
39638,/gigglesnort,Also your size 14 pant? Most people wear pants and not just a single pant but ok,I wondered about that before submitting. I even went back and erased all the 's'. Lmao~!
39639,Also your size 14 pant? Most people wear pants and not just a single pant but ok,I wondered about that before submitting. I even went back and erased all the 's'. Lmao~!,Haha. What did people who knew you when you were bigger think of you now?
39640,Your fat,/gigglesnort,first time i have ever seen that used.
39641,/gigglesnort,first time i have ever seen that used.,&lt;3
39642,When folks tell me I'm fat . . .,Next time someone tells you you're fat break their legs. ,Or you could not be a violent vengeful person
39643,Next time someone tells you you're fat break their legs. ,Or you could not be a violent vengeful person,Or you could break their legs. 
39644,When folks tell me I'm fat . . .,Um OP.... are you me? ,"I, I don't know, Morty.

I'm Morty K2J876, from plasma dimension Que.

Who are you?"
39645,Um OP.... are you me? ,"I, I don't know, Morty.

I'm Morty K2J876, from plasma dimension Que.

Who are you?",I’m Morty from Dimension 304-X 
39646,"I, I don't know, Morty.

I'm Morty K2J876, from plasma dimension Que.

Who are you?",I’m Morty from Dimension 304-X ,Brethren!
39647,I’m Morty from Dimension 304-X ,Brethren!,I rule over all Ricks and Mortys.
39648,Brethren!,I rule over all Ricks and Mortys.,"C:

Just don't kill me.

I'm loyal."
39649,When folks tell me I'm fat . . .,Way to go!! I was 315 and now 185! Lots of lifting and eating lol I love it!! ,I'm super happy for you. It's like being able to fly.
39650,Way to go!! I was 315 and now 185! Lots of lifting and eating lol I love it!! ,I'm super happy for you. It's like being able to fly.,It sure is!! I hope you're feeling super proud of yourself!!!! 
39651,I'm super happy for you. It's like being able to fly.,It sure is!! I hope you're feeling super proud of yourself!!!! ,I really am. That I'm able to keep it off is the best part. &lt;3 Thank you! Take care.
39652,What's something you're looking forward to?,My german exchange student is coming in like two weeks and I'm so freaking excited!,Oh that's awesome. Where are you from?
39653,My german exchange student is coming in like two weeks and I'm so freaking excited!,Oh that's awesome. Where are you from?,I'm from Massachusetts. 
39654,What's something you're looking forward to?,In December I visit my birth country and get to see my dad  again!,"Where are you from? It sounds like it's been a while, hopefully it goes well!"
39655,In December I visit my birth country and get to see my dad  again!,"Where are you from? It sounds like it's been a while, hopefully it goes well!","The untied states.
 I am living in Mexico right now

 left in June


And yeah hopefully it does!"
39656,What's your small-to-everyone-else-but-huge-to-you success right now? I want to hear your anonymous little victories!,"After 4 years, I just won child support from my kid's mom.",Oh this is a good one 
39657,"After 4 years, I just won child support from my kid's mom.",Oh this is a good one ,"To me, it is MASSIVE.  Thanks."
39658,What were the last 2 games you played?,Dead By Daylight and Outlast,So it'd be DBD but with role reversal?
39659,Dead By Daylight and Outlast,So it'd be DBD but with role reversal?,Kinda? I don't know really how that'd work
39660,So it'd be DBD but with role reversal?,Kinda? I don't know really how that'd work,Well I assume it'd be a team of Killers with 1 lonesome Survivor trying to avoid them.
39661,What were the last 2 games you played?,Overwatch and Hearthstone ,A true Blizzard fan.
39662,Overwatch and Hearthstone ,A true Blizzard fan.,My favorite! 
39663,What were the last 2 games you played?,Skyrim and Oblivion ,So your combined game Elder Scrolls Online?
39664,Skyrim and Oblivion ,So your combined game Elder Scrolls Online?,"Pretty much, or at least a bit of ESO (I’ve not played ESO)"
39665,So your combined game Elder Scrolls Online?,"Pretty much, or at least a bit of ESO (I’ve not played ESO)","I haven't played any of ESO either, I just know it has the whole map of Tamriel."
39666,What were the last 2 games you played?,Brawhalla and btd6,Would that be a team-based tower defence game?
39667,Brawhalla and btd6,Would that be a team-based tower defence game?,That would actually be cool
39668,What were the last 2 games you played?,Video Kid and Forza Horizon,"Your combined game would be a procedurally generated version of Inside, I guess."
39669,Video Kid and Forza Horizon,"Your combined game would be a procedurally generated version of Inside, I guess.",omg no thank you!
39670,What were the last 2 games you played?,PUBG MOBILE and FIFA MOBILE,A soccer-based LMS? Could be interesting.
39671,PUBG MOBILE and FIFA MOBILE,A soccer-based LMS? Could be interesting.,yeah its going to be reset in 11 days
39672,I once found and turned in a diamond tennis bracelet and got a reward for it.,Who cares if there is more or less honest to dishonest ratio of people.,Username checks out. 
39673,Who cares if there is more or less honest to dishonest ratio of people.,Username checks out. ,People really get a kick out of saying that
39674,Username checks out. ,People really get a kick out of saying that,You just need someone to love you ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
39675,Today marks 3 months of sobriety for me..,Congrats man.  In 3 days I'll have made it 365 days without watching porn and jacking off,Congrats on your journey and that you've come so far
39676,Congrats man.  In 3 days I'll have made it 365 days without watching porn and jacking off,Congrats on your journey and that you've come so far,Thank you
39677,Today marks 3 months of sobriety for me..,Congrats man.  In 3 days I'll have made it 365 days without watching porn and jacking off,Why?
39678,Congrats man.  In 3 days I'll have made it 365 days without watching porn and jacking off,Why?,Was over doing 
39679,Today marks 3 months of sobriety for me..,Congrats man.  In 3 days I'll have made it 365 days without watching porn and jacking off,Have you had any sex? Like have you ejaculated at all since??
39680,Congrats man.  In 3 days I'll have made it 365 days without watching porn and jacking off,Have you had any sex? Like have you ejaculated at all since??,Yes lots of sex
39681,Just found out I have a half brother!,Your dad is kind of a pos here.,"I think that’s a bit harsh and disagree with that, but what makes you say it?"
39682,Your dad is kind of a pos here.,"I think that’s a bit harsh and disagree with that, but what makes you say it?","Eh it's just an opinion.  I dont feel like explaining it, seems fairly obvious."
39683,Just found out I have a half brother!,Half brother? Did you guys have a machete fight?,A half sibling is when you share only one parent
39684,Half brother? Did you guys have a machete fight?,A half sibling is when you share only one parent,r/woooosh 
39685,A half sibling is when you share only one parent,r/woooosh ,...if only you knew how many people are confused as fuck when I say half brother
39686,Where are you all from and what do you do for work?,"Ukraine, Donetsk, working as accountant, wanna go home",Time to be home yet? 
39687,"Ukraine, Donetsk, working as accountant, wanna go home",Time to be home yet? ,I got home and finished my drawing of Freddy Krueger. I'm happy
39688,Time to be home yet? ,I got home and finished my drawing of Freddy Krueger. I'm happy,"Ah nice, sounds rad!"
39689,Where are you all from and what do you do for work?,I’m from Wisconsin and currently jobless lol,I’m sure you’ll find something. How’s the job market out there?
39690,I’m from Wisconsin and currently jobless lol,I’m sure you’ll find something. How’s the job market out there?,....It’s terrible lol.
39691,I’m sure you’ll find something. How’s the job market out there?,....It’s terrible lol.,Well that’s..... depressing. What’s your field?
39692,....It’s terrible lol.,Well that’s..... depressing. What’s your field?,"Hahaha yeah just a bit.
And I guess I don’t really have one? I mean I enjoy like, cashiering lol"
39693,Well that’s..... depressing. What’s your field?,"Hahaha yeah just a bit.
And I guess I don’t really have one? I mean I enjoy like, cashiering lol",Ah - retail. I remember those days. 
39694,Where are you all from and what do you do for work?,Outside Seattle. I work in a recreational marijuana shop. ,Is it always busy or not too bad?
39695,Outside Seattle. I work in a recreational marijuana shop. ,Is it always busy or not too bad?,Its not so bad! We are a smaller store in a residential area so not a whole ton of traffic. 
39696,What is your favorite meal?,milksteak with a side of raw jellybeans ,I love jellybeans! What's your favorite flavor? 
39697,milksteak with a side of raw jellybeans ,I love jellybeans! What's your favorite flavor? ,I like the green ones.. 
39698,I love jellybeans! What's your favorite flavor? ,I like the green ones.. ,"The green ones are delicious, I've never met a green candy I haven't liked. "
39699,I like the green ones.. ,"The green ones are delicious, I've never met a green candy I haven't liked. ","never!!!! green skittles, starburst (those tropical flavors) mike and ikes
"
39700,"The green ones are delicious, I've never met a green candy I haven't liked. ","never!!!! green skittles, starburst (those tropical flavors) mike and ikes
",Honestly anything green that will rot my teeth I'm down with. 
39701,milksteak with a side of raw jellybeans ,I love jellybeans! What's your favorite flavor? ,steak.. i love a fat juicy steak...
39702,I love jellybeans! What's your favorite flavor? ,steak.. i love a fat juicy steak...,How do you like your steak cooked?
39703,steak.. i love a fat juicy steak...,How do you like your steak cooked?,medium rare.. with a nice crust
39704,How do you like your steak cooked?,medium rare.. with a nice crust,"I like mine hockey puck consistency lol, the red in the middle freaks me out. "
39705,steak.. i love a fat juicy steak...,How do you like your steak cooked?,"Boiled, over hard."
39706,How do you like your steak cooked?,"Boiled, over hard.",Is this a tv show reference? 
39707,"Boiled, over hard.",Is this a tv show reference? ,"About 60% of what I say is. :/

*Has a slight problem*"
39708,Is this a tv show reference? ,"About 60% of what I say is. :/

*Has a slight problem*",No problems! Personality :D
39709,What is your favorite meal?,milksteak with a side of raw jellybeans ,"""I'm a..... Full-on-rapist"""
39710,milksteak with a side of raw jellybeans ,"""I'm a..... Full-on-rapist""",hahaha i die everytime i see that part.. ic an smell the cheese coming out of his mouth
39711,"Is there somewhere else in the world, other than where you are, where you would like to be? Why?","Toronto, Moscow, or Tokyo would be awesome.",Which city has priority? 
39712,"Toronto, Moscow, or Tokyo would be awesome.",Which city has priority? ,I’d probably say Toronto.
39713,Which city has priority? ,I’d probably say Toronto.,"Oww, nice. Excellent choice. Toronto is amazing! What would you do? "
39714,"Is there somewhere else in the world, other than where you are, where you would like to be? Why?",Anywhere other then here would be nice,I can understand and agree with your perspective. Whole heartedly. 
39715,Anywhere other then here would be nice,I can understand and agree with your perspective. Whole heartedly. ,Sometimes I just want to get in my car and driveaway
39716,I can understand and agree with your perspective. Whole heartedly. ,Sometimes I just want to get in my car and driveaway,I do that often. My wandering feet have taken me far. 
39717,I can understand and agree with your perspective. Whole heartedly. ,Sometimes I just want to get in my car and driveaway,What's stopping you?
39718,"Is there somewhere else in the world, other than where you are, where you would like to be? Why?","I always would like to be in Manhattan.But,I keep dreaming of the deserts in Texas,and Postiano.",Deserts are amazing places. Somewhere there are few people and it’s wide open. 
39719,"I always would like to be in Manhattan.But,I keep dreaming of the deserts in Texas,and Postiano.",Deserts are amazing places. Somewhere there are few people and it’s wide open. ,Films have made me fall madly in love with them.
39720,Deserts are amazing places. Somewhere there are few people and it’s wide open. ,Films have made me fall madly in love with them.,Documentaries or other films? 
39721,Films have made me fall madly in love with them.,Documentaries or other films? ,"Films like Paris,Texas,Easy Rider,Nocturnal Animals."
39722,Documentaries or other films? ,"Films like Paris,Texas,Easy Rider,Nocturnal Animals.",Great inspiration. I hope you get to the desert. 
39723,"Films like Paris,Texas,Easy Rider,Nocturnal Animals.",Great inspiration. I hope you get to the desert. ,Thank you very much.
39724,I finally found my dream job and I don't care that people look down on me for it.,I’d highly suggest getting into DoorDash or Uber Eats! ,I wouldn't highly suggest that for my worst enemy.
39725,I’d highly suggest getting into DoorDash or Uber Eats! ,I wouldn't highly suggest that for my worst enemy.,"Really? Why not, if I may ask? My friend did it all he had to do was stand in lines. "
39726,"Do any of you need a minimum ""chill time""?",Im absolutely the same. I guess it's just called introversion.,I guess but the definition of introversion is just very dependent on person to person
39727,Im absolutely the same. I guess it's just called introversion.,I guess but the definition of introversion is just very dependent on person to person,If only they would communicate more...
39728,I guess but the definition of introversion is just very dependent on person to person,If only they would communicate more...,Hahaha!!! Too true 
39729,I guess but the definition of introversion is just very dependent on person to person,If only they would communicate more...,Why wouldn't introverts communicate?
39730,Im absolutely the same. I guess it's just called introversion.,I guess but the definition of introversion is just very dependent on person to person,Do you not associate with the common definition?
39731,I guess but the definition of introversion is just very dependent on person to person,Do you not associate with the common definition?,What is the common definition?
39732,My job is putting wristbands on people at a museum. My boss says I’m the best wristbander at the place. Here’s all my wristband-related wisdom.,Is there a wristbander awards ceremony? Would still be better than The Oscars...,Maybe they need a wristbander *for* the award ceremony
39733,Is there a wristbander awards ceremony? Would still be better than The Oscars...,Maybe they need a wristbander *for* the award ceremony,Wristception *mind blown*
39734,My job is putting wristbands on people at a museum. My boss says I’m the best wristbander at the place. Here’s all my wristband-related wisdom.,PFFFT. I challenge you fellow wristbander.,I accept your challenge!
39735,PFFFT. I challenge you fellow wristbander.,I accept your challenge!,Finally! A worthy rival!
39736,My job is putting wristbands on people at a museum. My boss says I’m the best wristbander at the place. Here’s all my wristband-related wisdom.,OP i love you ,this is all happening so fast
39737,OP i love you ,this is all happening so fast,We can elope tonight if you’re up for it. Instead of a ring we can have a wristband?
39738,"When i was a teenager, signing up for Facebook made me feel like an adult for some reason. Now that i am an adult, choosing to delete my Facebook makes me feel even more grown up",So many immature people and trolls on Facebook. ,Yet you're on Reddit 🤔
39739,So many immature people and trolls on Facebook. ,Yet you're on Reddit 🤔,Yeah but we don't know who any of these fucking people are lol
39740,Yet you're on Reddit 🤔,Yeah but we don't know who any of these fucking people are lol,On the internet no one knows you're a dog.
39741,Yeah but we don't know who any of these fucking people are lol,On the internet no one knows you're a dog.,This comment was Ruff !
39742,"Does anyone else not enjoy being around or hanging out with people, but at the same time are incredibly lonely and want to be around people.",Probably on autistic spectrum,"Guaranteed on autism spectrum. It’s a spectrum, everyone’s on it"
39743,Probably on autistic spectrum,"Guaranteed on autism spectrum. It’s a spectrum, everyone’s on it",No that is pretty dumb. My wife is not autistic at all. It causes problems. 
39744,"Guaranteed on autism spectrum. It’s a spectrum, everyone’s on it",No that is pretty dumb. My wife is not autistic at all. It causes problems. ,That’s a shit analogy. It’s like saying 0 wavelength is on the EMS.
39745,What is everyone doing?,The Walking Dead I would watch that ,Is it on Netflix? 
39746,The Walking Dead I would watch that ,Is it on Netflix? ,At least in the USA and Canada (/r/NetflixViaVPN)
39747,The Walking Dead I would watch that ,Is it on Netflix? ,Yes it's on Netflix 
39748,What is everyone doing?,I binged all of Voltron and the Good Place.,I'll check it out. 
39749,I binged all of Voltron and the Good Place.,I'll check it out. ,And the Dragon Prince!
39750,"I may never have a top post, but I love getting comments from people on my posts",Comment.,I fucking love it
39751,Comment.,I fucking love it,Haha nice!
39752,I fucking love it,Haha nice!,Have a great day buddy
39753,Haha nice!,Have a great day buddy,Hope you’re having a nice day pal!
39754,Have a great day buddy,Hope you’re having a nice day pal!,r/wholesomereddit
39755,"I may never have a top post, but I love getting comments from people on my posts",The little orange envelope makes me feel good ,Me too. Most people on here are pretty cool
39756,The little orange envelope makes me feel good ,Me too. Most people on here are pretty cool,It's awesome! Seeing I have messages make me just a little happier inside
39757,Me too. Most people on here are pretty cool,It's awesome! Seeing I have messages make me just a little happier inside,"Some people might say that's sad, but I think it's great to hear from people all over the globe!"
39758,It's awesome! Seeing I have messages make me just a little happier inside,"Some people might say that's sad, but I think it's great to hear from people all over the globe!",Exactly!
39759,The little orange envelope makes me feel good ,Me too. Most people on here are pretty cool,"Most people in the world are good, it's good to remember that :)"
39760,"I may never have a top post, but I love getting comments from people on my posts",Comments and replies are always nice because everyone needs a little attention some times.,I believe Bob Ross has a quote that applies to this. 
39761,Comments and replies are always nice because everyone needs a little attention some times.,I believe Bob Ross has a quote that applies to this. ,And what was that? 
39762,"I may never have a top post, but I love getting comments from people on my posts",This right here is why I love Reddit. Hello!,Howdy friend! Enjoying your day/night?
39763,This right here is why I love Reddit. Hello!,Howdy friend! Enjoying your day/night?,It’s been a nice evening so far!! How’s your Saturday going?
39764,"I may never have a top post, but I love getting comments from people on my posts",Penis.,#PENIS
39765,Penis.,#PENIS,##PENIS
39766,#PENIS,##PENIS,PEN15
39767,##PENIS,PEN15,###PEN15
39768,"I may never have a top post, but I love getting comments from people on my posts",Trolls?,Tend to find them under bridges
39769,Trolls?,Tend to find them under bridges,"Shoot.

I've been finding them under all my reddit posts."
39770,Tend to find them under bridges,"Shoot.

I've been finding them under all my reddit posts.",Hahaha you're sharp af dude
39771,"I may never have a top post, but I love getting comments from people on my posts",Nice to know! 😉,You're awesome too!
39772,Nice to know! 😉,You're awesome too!,No u! 
39773,"I may never have a top post, but I love getting comments from people on my posts",Why did the chicken cross the road? ,I'll bite. Why did the chicken cross the road?
39774,Why did the chicken cross the road? ,I'll bite. Why did the chicken cross the road?,To deliver this orange letter. 
39775,I'll bite. Why did the chicken cross the road?,To deliver this orange letter. ,Orange you glad I didn't say banana? 🍌
39776,"I may never have a top post, but I love getting comments from people on my posts","I'm sad, the only replies I ever get from people are insulting or condescending",I'll reply to you. Send me a message if you want to chat! I know how hard it can be.
39777,"I'm sad, the only replies I ever get from people are insulting or condescending",I'll reply to you. Send me a message if you want to chat! I know how hard it can be.,Aww you're sweet &lt;3 Thank you
39778,"I may never have a top post, but I love getting comments from people on my posts",Hey bud! Thought you'd like another comment! =) ,Haha how did you know?? Have a great day
39779,Hey bud! Thought you'd like another comment! =) ,Haha how did you know?? Have a great day,You too! 
39780,"Silently crying in a McDonald's, got approached by a Grimace mascot.",Iglesia ni Cristo? It's pretty much a mafia organisation by now,There's an iglesia church across the street from my place. Glad i switched
39781,Iglesia ni Cristo? It's pretty much a mafia organisation by now,There's an iglesia church across the street from my place. Glad i switched,I can imagine!
39782,"Silently crying in a McDonald's, got approached by a Grimace mascot.",/r/HumansBeingBros,"I don't think Grimace is a human, though...."
39783,/r/HumansBeingBros,"I don't think Grimace is a human, though....",But he was certainly a bro
39784,"I don't think Grimace is a human, though....",But he was certainly a bro,r/purplemonstersbeingbros
39785,"Silently crying in a McDonald's, got approached by a Grimace mascot.",Wasn't the Grimace mascot replaced in 99% of the world?,Wooooah really?! Idk why but they're still everywhere here. All in their fat purple glory! 
39786,Wasn't the Grimace mascot replaced in 99% of the world?,Wooooah really?! Idk why but they're still everywhere here. All in their fat purple glory! ,Yeah I didn't know they had grimace's anymore
39787,"Silently crying in a McDonald's, got approached by a Grimace mascot.",Grimace is fucking terrifying. Glad you're okay. ,"I find him cute though. :( 

In a weird purple shit kind of way."
39788,Grimace is fucking terrifying. Glad you're okay. ,"I find him cute though. :( 

In a weird purple shit kind of way.",I always liked the thief character for some odd reason.
39789,"I find him cute though. :( 

In a weird purple shit kind of way.",I always liked the thief character for some odd reason.,Same. I think he's my favorite. Fuck Ronald lol.
39790,So does everyone remember their first concert?,"Damn straight.  AC/DC on the Saturday before I started college on Monday morning.
",Did you make it to class?
39791,"Damn straight.  AC/DC on the Saturday before I started college on Monday morning.
",Did you make it to class?,"Yes.  Sunday was recovery day.
"
39792,"Anyone want to talk gaming, ice hockey, or Stone Temple Pilots?",Hockey!! You said the magic word,"Haha, awesome!! What’s your favorite team in the NHL?"
39793,Hockey!! You said the magic word,"Haha, awesome!! What’s your favorite team in the NHL?",My team is buffalo. We’re turning the tank around this year baby. 
39794,"Anyone want to talk gaming, ice hockey, or Stone Temple Pilots?",STP is the awesome ,Definitely. Favorite songs or album?
39795,STP is the awesome ,Definitely. Favorite songs or album?,Core is my favorite.  I really like every song on that album.
39796,Definitely. Favorite songs or album?,Core is my favorite.  I really like every song on that album.,Where The River Goes is one of the best songs I’ve ever heard
39797,"My dad is a metalhead but has had no friends to be a metalhead with, he just found out about Reddit and it’s metalhead community",Before you know it he’ll be on gonewild ,And that is?
39798,Before you know it he’ll be on gonewild ,And that is?,It's a NSFW porn/sexual subreddit.
39799,Before you know it he’ll be on gonewild ,And that is?,Porn
39800,Been redditing for a little while now - I just have to say I love the odd juxtaposition of total immaturity and grownup stuff.,It's the best. ,And GeoffreyStephens of all people agrees!
39801,It's the best. ,And GeoffreyStephens of all people agrees!,I'm swell
39802,And GeoffreyStephens of all people agrees!,I'm swell,Would you like some ice?
39803,I'm swell,Would you like some ice?,JefFreezeTephen
39804,It's the best. ,And GeoffreyStephens of all people agrees!,"My name is a reference to a fairly old, niche thing."
39805,Been redditing for a little while now - I just have to say I love the odd juxtaposition of total immaturity and grownup stuff.,Yaaaas!!! 🙌🏼,"Lol - no post history, but looking for your meaningful and insightful content in the future"
39806,Yaaaas!!! 🙌🏼,"Lol - no post history, but looking for your meaningful and insightful content in the future","No posts, but I’m a wealth of comments! I know some shit, man.😂"
39807,"Lol - no post history, but looking for your meaningful and insightful content in the future","No posts, but I’m a wealth of comments! I know some shit, man.😂",Are you bob? Bob has bitch tits
39808,"Lol - no post history, but looking for your meaningful and insightful content in the future","No posts, but I’m a wealth of comments! I know some shit, man.😂",[removed]
39809,"Lol - no post history, but looking for your meaningful and insightful content in the future","No posts, but I’m a wealth of comments! I know some shit, man.😂",Comments are where the actual parties happen.
39810,"No posts, but I’m a wealth of comments! I know some shit, man.😂",Comments are where the actual parties happen.,I do concur. 
39811,Comments are where the actual parties happen.,I do concur. ,I agree with my wife.
39812,"No posts, but I’m a wealth of comments! I know some shit, man.😂",Comments are where the actual parties happen.,🍾🎉🤘🏼
39813,"No posts, but I’m a wealth of comments! I know some shit, man.😂",Comments are where the actual parties happen.,"i love watching these parties 

&amp;#x200B;"
39814,Been redditing for a little while now - I just have to say I love the odd juxtaposition of total immaturity and grownup stuff.,It truly is,Is this a religion? If so I’m interested.
39815,It truly is,Is this a religion? If so I’m interested.,Yes. Yes it is.
39816,Been redditing for a little while now - I just have to say I love the odd juxtaposition of total immaturity and grownup stuff.,It truly is,I fucking love your username
39817,It truly is,I fucking love your username,Thanks man
39818,Been redditing for a little while now - I just have to say I love the odd juxtaposition of total immaturity and grownup stuff.,"In my opinion, a juvenile username is generally a good indicator of wittiness and erudition.",Hmmm
39819,"In my opinion, a juvenile username is generally a good indicator of wittiness and erudition.",Hmmm,Hmmm
39820,Hmmm,Hmmm,Juvenile 
39821,Hmmm,Hmmm,( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
39822,Been redditing for a little while now - I just have to say I love the odd juxtaposition of total immaturity and grownup stuff.,"In my opinion, a juvenile username is generally a good indicator of wittiness and erudition.",*insert witty and eru- erudity... eruditiony... Comment here*
39823,"In my opinion, a juvenile username is generally a good indicator of wittiness and erudition.",*insert witty and eru- erudity... eruditiony... Comment here*,Username checks out
39824,Been redditing for a little while now - I just have to say I love the odd juxtaposition of total immaturity and grownup stuff.,"In my opinion, a juvenile username is generally a good indicator of wittiness and erudition.",This guy gets it.
39825,"In my opinion, a juvenile username is generally a good indicator of wittiness and erudition.",This guy gets it.,"Totally agree, u/trout_fucker"
39826,"In my opinion, a juvenile username is generally a good indicator of wittiness and erudition.",This guy gets it.,Mine has a similar effect if people are talking about anything sexual
39827,"In my opinion, a juvenile username is generally a good indicator of wittiness and erudition.",This guy gets it.,/r/rimjob_steve
39828,Been redditing for a little while now - I just have to say I love the odd juxtaposition of total immaturity and grownup stuff.,"If you enjoy profound advice from odd usernames, might I suggest r/rimjobsteve","Omg, that is a fantastic sub. Thanks. "
39829,"If you enjoy profound advice from odd usernames, might I suggest r/rimjobsteve","Omg, that is a fantastic sub. Thanks. ",Another sub added to my collection! Muahahahaha!
39830,"Omg, that is a fantastic sub. Thanks. ",Another sub added to my collection! Muahahahaha!,It’s pretty similar to r/beetlejuicing
39831,Been redditing for a little while now - I just have to say I love the odd juxtaposition of total immaturity and grownup stuff.,Damn...I need a more interesting username. Might be time to start a second account.,"Ikr? All I get with this username is someone occasionally replying ""OBJECTION"""
39832,Damn...I need a more interesting username. Might be time to start a second account.,"Ikr? All I get with this username is someone occasionally replying ""OBJECTION""",Sustained! 
39833,Been redditing for a little while now - I just have to say I love the odd juxtaposition of total immaturity and grownup stuff.,"u/ballsucker69

u/peedinyourcheerios99",Welps. Guess I need to act fast. 
39834,"u/ballsucker69

u/peedinyourcheerios99",Welps. Guess I need to act fast. ,Any second now...
39835,Welps. Guess I need to act fast. ,Any second now...,You rang? 
39836,Any second now...,You rang? ,0 days old
39837,You rang? ,0 days old,22 karma and counting 
39838,Been redditing for a little while now - I just have to say I love the odd juxtaposition of total immaturity and grownup stuff.,I enjoy it too. Almost as much as a nice warm BLP!,"Bacon, lettuce, and pesto? That sounds interesting. Maybe I'll try it."
39839,I enjoy it too. Almost as much as a nice warm BLP!,"Bacon, lettuce, and pesto? That sounds interesting. Maybe I'll try it.","Nah, it’s definitely bitches love penis"
39840,"Bacon, lettuce, and pesto? That sounds interesting. Maybe I'll try it.","Nah, it’s definitely bitches love penis",That's really immature. It's Bondage Lesbian Penetration 
39841,Been redditing for a little while now - I just have to say I love the odd juxtaposition of total immaturity and grownup stuff.,I work real hard at the poo poo factory.,I’m sorry Christopher 
39842,I work real hard at the poo poo factory.,I’m sorry Christopher ,"Hoo, I am fo reaall"
39843,Been redditing for a little while now - I just have to say I love the odd juxtaposition of total immaturity and grownup stuff.,I'm paying a lot more attention to usernames now. This entire thread has been gold lol,Yeah well what’s your deal with pandas?
39844,I'm paying a lot more attention to usernames now. This entire thread has been gold lol,Yeah well what’s your deal with pandas?,Pandas are dope
39845,Yeah well what’s your deal with pandas?,Pandas are dope,Hell yeah they are
39846,Been redditing for a little while now - I just have to say I love the odd juxtaposition of total immaturity and grownup stuff.,I agree as well.,I’m having some heavy emotional feelings regarding your username
39847,I agree as well.,I’m having some heavy emotional feelings regarding your username,Want to elaborate?
39848,Been redditing for a little while now - I just have to say I love the odd juxtaposition of total immaturity and grownup stuff.,Just wanted to get my username in here where someone appreciates it.,That’s a good one
39849,Just wanted to get my username in here where someone appreciates it.,That’s a good one,[removed]
39850,Dads 😊,"I'll talk about cows all day. I'm getting a tattoo of one probably soon, to go with my rooster.",A cow tattoo?! Rad. 
39851,"I'll talk about cows all day. I'm getting a tattoo of one probably soon, to go with my rooster.",A cow tattoo?! Rad. ,My first word was cow. I still think they are cute. Big fluffy field doggos!
39852,A cow tattoo?! Rad. ,My first word was cow. I still think they are cute. Big fluffy field doggos!,Field doggos 😂😂
39853,Dads 😊,Did you not carry on the tradition then?,My brother is :) 
39854,Did you not carry on the tradition then?,My brother is :) ,Nice! That is actually super awesome.
39855,"Hey Reddit, it's my birthhday!",Hi birthday twin!!!,What's happening homie! Happy birthday!
39856,Hi birthday twin!!!,What's happening homie! Happy birthday!,Make this birthday triplets!  Happy birthday to all of us!
39857,Hi birthday twin!!!,What's happening homie! Happy birthday!,Happy birthday but not my birthday...
39858,"Hey Reddit, it's my birthhday!",Hbd dude. Hopefully the weathers nice so you can enjoy it,"The weather is actually quite shitty today!
It's been raining non stop since yesterday!"
39859,Hbd dude. Hopefully the weathers nice so you can enjoy it,"The weather is actually quite shitty today!
It's been raining non stop since yesterday!",Been rainy in Ontario as well.
39860,"The weather is actually quite shitty today!
It's been raining non stop since yesterday!",Been rainy in Ontario as well.,"No effing way, I am in ONTARIO!"
39861,"Hey Reddit, it's my birthhday!",So what did you get for your birthday?,"a 2015 beamer, out of my own pocket :D"
39862,So what did you get for your birthday?,"a 2015 beamer, out of my own pocket :D",Very nice!!!! Congrats to you!  
39863,Tell me a random fun/interesting fact !,Your forearm (from wrist to elbow) is roughly the same length as your foot.,Now everyone is looking at their forearm and trying to work out if this is legit. 
39864,Your forearm (from wrist to elbow) is roughly the same length as your foot.,Now everyone is looking at their forearm and trying to work out if this is legit. ,"I can reach my foot to my forearms

It's roughly though so yeah they're pretty close "
39865,Tell me a random fun/interesting fact !,Cows don't have top teeth.,Oh I didnt know that. And not only cows!
39866,Cows don't have top teeth.,Oh I didnt know that. And not only cows!,I went to school with a lot of farmers. Random cow trivia.
39867,Lost 34 kg (74 pounds) and I feel great!,Cross post it to r/CrewsCrew!,"I could, but I don't know how :D"
39868,Cross post it to r/CrewsCrew!,"I could, but I don't know how :D",There should be a 'crosspost' button underneath your thread :)
39869,"I could, but I don't know how :D",There should be a 'crosspost' button underneath your thread :),"I use baconreader for my android, and I can't find it. "
39870,There should be a 'crosspost' button underneath your thread :),"I use baconreader for my android, and I can't find it. ","not sure what your view looks like, on my device it's the last link below your post's frame."
39871,Lost 34 kg (74 pounds) and I feel great!,Dude that’s awesome! Just curious: How tall are you? ,"176cm (5,7 feet)"
39872,Dude that’s awesome! Just curious: How tall are you? ,"176cm (5,7 feet)","That puts it into more context. You’ve dropped a lot! Seriously, congrats!"
39873,What is the thing that you are passionate about and don't understand how not everyone gets excited thinking about it?,The ocean. Fascinating and creepy it’s just mind boggling awesome. Love it. ,"Same, the ocean is so mysterious and beautiful and terrifying! "
39874,The ocean. Fascinating and creepy it’s just mind boggling awesome. Love it. ,"Same, the ocean is so mysterious and beautiful and terrifying! ",97% terrifying
39875,What‘s your favorite movie of all time?,Star Wars: Revenge of The Sith,Well. Hello there.
39876,Star Wars: Revenge of The Sith,Well. Hello there.,General Kenobi!
39877,What‘s your favorite movie of all time?,Superbad ,Have you watched Maniac yet? 
39878,Superbad ,Have you watched Maniac yet? ,Is it good?
39879,What‘s your favorite movie of all time?,Army of Darkness,"""Did you read from the book?!"" "
39880,Army of Darkness,"""Did you read from the book?!"" ","Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah."
39881,"I [19F] love The Beatles, and pretty much all 60's music. Are any of you obsessed with a certain year when it comes to music?",Mine is 90's yo early 2000's rock,Check out the band Uriah Heep the song is July morning it a 60's band amazing music
39882,Mine is 90's yo early 2000's rock,Check out the band Uriah Heep the song is July morning it a 60's band amazing music,"Awesome, will do! "
39883,How did you pick your username(s)?,I just really like clouds tbh,"just clouds, or *cloud pics*?"
39884,I just really like clouds tbh,"just clouds, or *cloud pics*?",Ceci n'est pas une pipe
39885,I just really like clouds tbh,"just clouds, or *cloud pics*?",Both. I admire a good cumulonimbus both irl and online. I'm a man of culture.
39886,How did you pick your username(s)?,Misheard a voiceline in a PC game,What was the original line?
39887,Misheard a voiceline in a PC game,What was the original line?,"""Flu-shots anyone?"" "
39888,I just want to talk to someone. I’ve only spoken with myself all day today &amp; I feel like that’s kind of sad and...not cool.,I listen to u. Here u are,Ha thanks! :)
39889,I listen to u. Here u are,Ha thanks! :),What's ur hobby? 
39890,I just want to talk to someone. I’ve only spoken with myself all day today &amp; I feel like that’s kind of sad and...not cool.,Victoria Sponge tho.,Nothing fancy - just the regular Tesco variety!
39891,Victoria Sponge tho.,Nothing fancy - just the regular Tesco variety!,Still. You have one more sponge than i do.
39892,Nothing fancy - just the regular Tesco variety!,Still. You have one more sponge than i do.,Ha! Thanks for the laugh :)
39893,Still. You have one more sponge than i do.,Ha! Thanks for the laugh :),I cook twice a week and i have not attempted a cake yet. Too scared about messing it up.
39894,I just want to talk to someone. I’ve only spoken with myself all day today &amp; I feel like that’s kind of sad and...not cool.,Was there any good thing happening today?,"Not at all. Watched some Bojack Horseman which didn’t help with anything, obviously. "
39895,Was there any good thing happening today?,"Not at all. Watched some Bojack Horseman which didn’t help with anything, obviously. ",Dannnng is it cuz this seasons sposed to be really depressing? Ive heard that. Damn.
39896,"Not at all. Watched some Bojack Horseman which didn’t help with anything, obviously. ",Dannnng is it cuz this seasons sposed to be really depressing? Ive heard that. Damn.,I haven’t reached the current season yet! Sorry. 😕
39897,I just want to talk to someone. I’ve only spoken with myself all day today &amp; I feel like that’s kind of sad and...not cool.,Have you ever gone kayaking?,Unfortunately no. I’m a scaredy-cat when it comes to matters related to water sports 😿
39898,Have you ever gone kayaking?,Unfortunately no. I’m a scaredy-cat when it comes to matters related to water sports 😿,How about walking in water that comes up to your waist?
39899,Unfortunately no. I’m a scaredy-cat when it comes to matters related to water sports 😿,How about walking in water that comes up to your waist?,Gotta find myself a pool first!
39900,How about walking in water that comes up to your waist?,Gotta find myself a pool first!,"There are shallow, slow rivers that can be kayaked on. "
39901,Gotta find myself a pool first!,"There are shallow, slow rivers that can be kayaked on. ",Nightmare. 
39902,"There are shallow, slow rivers that can be kayaked on. ",Nightmare. ,"That’s unfortunate. For me, it’s relaxing. "
39903,I just want to talk to someone. I’ve only spoken with myself all day today &amp; I feel like that’s kind of sad and...not cool.,"Unfortunately, my word is Fired. Yes, I got fired from my job. ","Oh, sorry to hear that. Do you have any backups?"
39904,"Unfortunately, my word is Fired. Yes, I got fired from my job. ","Oh, sorry to hear that. Do you have any backups?","Nah, but I have an interview Monday. I'm not too worried, I always get by."
39905,A lady I don't know told me a joke on the elevator.,My boyfriend was so stuck on asking me what a pinion nut was that the joke lost its oomph! Lol,"Whoops! Hopefully he doesn't think you're...


...nutty.

I will see myself out."
39906,My boyfriend was so stuck on asking me what a pinion nut was that the joke lost its oomph! Lol,"Whoops! Hopefully he doesn't think you're...


...nutty.

I will see myself out.","Too late! He already thinks I’m a nut. 
Probably because I am! "
39907,"Made a new account, can't post anywhere due to lack of karma. Lets talk :)","""You're doing that too much, please wait at least X minutes before trying again""",My mortal enemy. 
39908,"""You're doing that too much, please wait at least X minutes before trying again""",My mortal enemy. ,Fuuuuuu BUT I'VE GOT A POINT TO MAKE *NOW*
39909,"Made a new account, can't post anywhere due to lack of karma. Lets talk :)","Wanna trade, upvote for an upvote? Haha  
Also, welcome!",can i join in on this too
39910,"Wanna trade, upvote for an upvote? Haha  
Also, welcome!",can i join in on this too,Definitely! :)
39911,"Made a new account, can't post anywhere due to lack of karma. Lets talk :)","Have an upvote, rules have reasons but still can be a pain!",Happy cake day!
39912,"Have an upvote, rules have reasons but still can be a pain!",Happy cake day!,"so it is, thank you"
39913,what time is it? where are you? what are you doing?,Australia nearly 7am (6:53) headed to work ,what do you do?
39914,Australia nearly 7am (6:53) headed to work ,what do you do?,Federal government :)
39915,what do you do?,Federal government :),are the new Prime Minister? 
39916,Federal government :),are the new Prime Minister? ,"Haha. I wish, anyone is better than our current clowns. "
39917,Tell me something boring,"Something boring? 
I plan to wear 65% black clothes tomorrow. ^^",Tbh a huge reason I look forward to fall every year.
39918,"Something boring? 
I plan to wear 65% black clothes tomorrow. ^^",Tbh a huge reason I look forward to fall every year.,Do you like to watch figure-skating? 
39919,Tell me something boring,I've been daydreaming about my little PPG fanproject.,Powerpuff Girls? I'm gonna be real embarrassed if it isn't lol
39920,I've been daydreaming about my little PPG fanproject.,Powerpuff Girls? I'm gonna be real embarrassed if it isn't lol,"Well, luckily, you'd be right!"
39921,"If you respond to my messages with things that don’t add value like “lol” or “true”, etc, there’s an 100% chance I won’t reply",Lol,True
39922,Lol,True,etc
39923,True,etc,there’s an 100% chance I won’t reply
39924,etc,there’s an 100% chance I won’t reply,I'm really socially awkward in the first place
39925,there’s an 100% chance I won’t reply,I'm really socially awkward in the first place,Guysss😭😂
39926,I'm really socially awkward in the first place,Guysss😭😂,Check.
39927,Lol,True,This
39928,Your thoughts on men with their ears pierced ?,No. I will never alter my body. ,Why ? I've never had a conversation with someone sharing this opinion.
39929,No. I will never alter my body. ,Why ? I've never had a conversation with someone sharing this opinion.,Because despite being an ugly mug I'll never hurt my precious body. No holes or tattoos. 
39930,Why ? I've never had a conversation with someone sharing this opinion.,Because despite being an ugly mug I'll never hurt my precious body. No holes or tattoos. ,"I see, would you get bothered if one of your relatives got one for example?"
39931,Because despite being an ugly mug I'll never hurt my precious body. No holes or tattoos. ,"I see, would you get bothered if one of your relatives got one for example?",No. I don't give a shit. It's not my body
39932,Your thoughts on men with their ears pierced ?,It looks good on some guys but personally I wouldn't do it .,Why wouldn't you ? 
39933,It looks good on some guys but personally I wouldn't do it .,Why wouldn't you ? ,"Nah I tried on the magnetic ones ,didn't like the look ...looked like a try hard."
39934,Why wouldn't you ? ,"Nah I tried on the magnetic ones ,didn't like the look ...looked like a try hard.","I feel you, ultimately you do you :)"
39935,Stood up for a girl on the train,You're brave. Thanks for doing that. You're a good guy,I’d hope he’d stand up for a guy too tho
39936,You're brave. Thanks for doing that. You're a good guy,I’d hope he’d stand up for a guy too tho,Yeah but why even be negative? Men have to go through this wayyyy less than women.
39937,I’d hope he’d stand up for a guy too tho,Yeah but why even be negative? Men have to go through this wayyyy less than women.,Go through what? Men are more likely to be victims of violence 
39938,You're brave. Thanks for doing that. You're a good guy,I’d hope he’d stand up for a guy too tho,"Why....say this?

Feels like it came out of nowhere. "
39939,I’d hope he’d stand up for a guy too tho,"Why....say this?

Feels like it came out of nowhere. ",Well...it’s true. People much more likely to stick up for a female 
39940,"Why....say this?

Feels like it came out of nowhere. ",Well...it’s true. People much more likely to stick up for a female ,People are also much more likely to attack a woman. Possibly a link there.
39941,You're brave. Thanks for doing that. You're a good guy,I’d hope he’d stand up for a guy too tho,Wouldn't be reddit without someone trying to make this about men
39942,Stood up for a girl on the train,What a hero you would be if any of this had actually happened.  Get out more ,"""And then everybody stood up and clapped."""
39943,What a hero you would be if any of this had actually happened.  Get out more ,"""And then everybody stood up and clapped.""",[removed]
39944,Stood up for a girl on the train,"When you said girl ""I got pedo vibes"". OP, can you clarify this for us?",Early/mid twenties. My bad
39945,"When you said girl ""I got pedo vibes"". OP, can you clarify this for us?",Early/mid twenties. My bad,Thx
39946,Is anyone else in awe of existence?,"Yes, and I can’t wit for it to be over; Tedious and Brief, that’s what existence is. ","if it was that brief, you wouldnt be so impatient huh"
39947,"Yes, and I can’t wit for it to be over; Tedious and Brief, that’s what existence is. ","if it was that brief, you wouldnt be so impatient huh",The shorter the better!
39948,What do you always love to talk about but never get the chance?,Random facts!,Oh hell yes! Give me some facts!! Hit me with your best shot
39949,Random facts!,Oh hell yes! Give me some facts!! Hit me with your best shot,The person who invented the modern bra had a dog named Clytoris.
39950,Does anyone else get embarrassed when using the internet?,nah I have this alternate account that I hope no one I know knows about,"Oh. 

Uhm, sorry, we were not supposed to know about that?"
39951,nah I have this alternate account that I hope no one I know knows about,"Oh. 

Uhm, sorry, we were not supposed to know about that?",now I'm scared
39952,I’m just very angry tonight trying not to be.,Seeing three upvotes made me feel better lol sad but true thank you Reddit ,Call it a night and go to sleep. You'll be better in the morning. Works for me usually.
39953,Seeing three upvotes made me feel better lol sad but true thank you Reddit ,Call it a night and go to sleep. You'll be better in the morning. Works for me usually.,This is really good advice. 
39954,I’m just very angry tonight trying not to be.,Seeing three upvotes made me feel better lol sad but true thank you Reddit ,"If three upvotes made your day, I wonder what 1,300 will do. "
39955,Seeing three upvotes made me feel better lol sad but true thank you Reddit ,"If three upvotes made your day, I wonder what 1,300 will do. ",Ya kinda shocked this took off like it did I’m normally a Reddit ghost
39956,I’m just very angry tonight trying not to be.,"Cheers bud, Here's to hoping tomorrow won't be as awful as today. ",Odd coincidence ur user name is also my listless sisters name. 
39957,"Cheers bud, Here's to hoping tomorrow won't be as awful as today. ",Odd coincidence ur user name is also my listless sisters name. ,Maybe you should teach her how to make a list someday. Then she won't be listless!!
39958,Odd coincidence ur user name is also my listless sisters name. ,Maybe you should teach her how to make a list someday. Then she won't be listless!!,"no, she’s constantly listing and needs to list less"
39959,Maybe you should teach her how to make a list someday. Then she won't be listless!!,"no, she’s constantly listing and needs to list less",Well she is listless but was actually my little sister lol
39960,I joined Reddit because I got sick of Tumblr,I enjoy tumblr from a distance at /r/tumblr,"As somebody who loves funny Tumblr posts but got none of that on Tumblr itself, thanks for this!"
39961,I enjoy tumblr from a distance at /r/tumblr,"As somebody who loves funny Tumblr posts but got none of that on Tumblr itself, thanks for this!","I actually joined tumblr thinking it was always like that

Nahhhhhhh"
39962,"As somebody who loves funny Tumblr posts but got none of that on Tumblr itself, thanks for this!","I actually joined tumblr thinking it was always like that

Nahhhhhhh",Same
39963,Does anyone else like music that no one in your friend group is into?,I really like electric swing music. All my friends haaate it. It’s just so fun and catchy. ,I think you'd like French House. Check out Daft Punk's older stuff
39964,I really like electric swing music. All my friends haaate it. It’s just so fun and catchy. ,I think you'd like French House. Check out Daft Punk's older stuff,Discovery and RAM I can listen to full albums on repeat. Just amazing. 
39965,Does anyone else like music that no one in your friend group is into?,"My favourite musical genre is sea shanties.

I like music that no-one in my \*century\* is into.",i love sea shanties! let's sing some together over a bottle of rum?
39966,"My favourite musical genre is sea shanties.

I like music that no-one in my \*century\* is into.",i love sea shanties! let's sing some together over a bottle of rum?,"Link me some faves, matey! :D"
39967,Does anyone else like music that no one in your friend group is into?,"My favourite musical genre is sea shanties.

I like music that no-one in my \*century\* is into.",Should be being productive. Now I'm listening to sea shanties.
39968,"My favourite musical genre is sea shanties.

I like music that no-one in my \*century\* is into.",Should be being productive. Now I'm listening to sea shanties.,Brb finding a ten hour loop of Leave Her Johnny muwahahahaha!
39969,Does anyone else like music that no one in your friend group is into?,I listen to witch house and electro and such... I never get to play music in my group of friends,Witch house is to electronic music as death metal is to rock lol.
39970,I listen to witch house and electro and such... I never get to play music in my group of friends,Witch house is to electronic music as death metal is to rock lol.,"Funny, because I love me some death metal and some Christian metal too also black metal  "
39971,Reflecting on the good life at 92!,"Do you play Mario or any other video games?

",Not a pat of my lifestyle.  One thing I am not enamored with about the younger generation.
39972,"Do you play Mario or any other video games?

",Not a pat of my lifestyle.  One thing I am not enamored with about the younger generation.,fight me
39973,Reflecting on the good life at 92!,Thank you for your service.,I thank my country for the opportunities it ha given me.
39974,Thank you for your service.,I thank my country for the opportunities it ha given me.,Hooah!
39975,"I just asked a girl for her number! She said no, but I feel amazing!",F,A
39976,F,A,N
39977,"I've been working an actual ""adult"" office job for about a year and it's finally happened...",For one minute I thought you work on a porn producer's office.,"Close. Johnson Space Center south of Houston,TX."
39978,For one minute I thought you work on a porn producer's office.,"Close. Johnson Space Center south of Houston,TX.",Damn
39979,"After my 5th attempt, I finally passed my driving exam.",Where is the first place that you are going to drive to with your car?,The bank! I had a paycheck to deposit.
39980,Where is the first place that you are going to drive to with your car?,The bank! I had a paycheck to deposit.,Baller!
39981,Where is the first place that you are going to drive to with your car?,The bank! I had a paycheck to deposit.,Make dat money my dude!
39982,Where is the first place that you are going to drive to with your car?,The bank! I had a paycheck to deposit.,Get direct deposit and you wont even have to make that trip. 
39983,"After my 5th attempt, I finally passed my driving exam.",My wife has failed 7 times and she still doesn't have her license. She's 43,Let’s keep it that way 
39984,My wife has failed 7 times and she still doesn't have her license. She's 43,Let’s keep it that way ,She's actually a good driver who flakes out on road tests
39985,"After my 5th attempt, I finally passed my driving exam.",Well done dude. I did it in my 6th attempt!! ,Maybe that's a sign that driving isn't for you and OP? How did it go wrong so often?
39986,Well done dude. I did it in my 6th attempt!! ,Maybe that's a sign that driving isn't for you and OP? How did it go wrong so often?,Maybe. But officers were bullshit dude
39987,Does anybody feel that Facebook is full of bottom feeders?,Get better friends?,But I don't have any friends... why do you think I'm on reddit.
39988,Get better friends?,But I don't have any friends... why do you think I'm on reddit.,fair enough
39989,Get better friends?,But I don't have any friends... why do you think I'm on reddit.,Haha... same. Reddit it awesome
39990,What are you listening to?,"Nightwish, Epica, Therion, Sirenia, Tristania.

r/symphonicmetal",oh man i appreciate this a lot. thank you!
39991,"Nightwish, Epica, Therion, Sirenia, Tristania.

r/symphonicmetal",oh man i appreciate this a lot. thank you!,=)
39992,"Started a new account because my old username was kind of cringey, but I forgot that a lot of subs have age and/or karma limits...",Here. Have some karma :),"*street urchin voice* please sir, may I have some more? "
39993,Here. Have some karma :),"*street urchin voice* please sir, may I have some more? ",Let me log into my alt-accounts and see what I can do.
39994,"*street urchin voice* please sir, may I have some more? ",Let me log into my alt-accounts and see what I can do.,"You should be careful saying stuff like that, you could end up with a ban for vote manipulation"
39995,"*street urchin voice* please sir, may I have some more? ",Let me log into my alt-accounts and see what I can do.,u/unidan? Is it you?
39996,"*street urchin voice* please sir, may I have some more? ",Let me log into my alt-accounts and see what I can do.,"Trogdor username reference, a man from finer times."
39997,Let me log into my alt-accounts and see what I can do.,"Trogdor username reference, a man from finer times.","TROGDORRRRRR!!!!
TROGDORRRRRR!!!!

Burnanating the country side
Burnanating all the peasants "
39998,Here. Have some karma :),"*street urchin voice* please sir, may I have some more? ",*MOOOORE?*
39999,"*street urchin voice* please sir, may I have some more? ",*MOOOORE?*,"I beg your pardon sir, u/asinglepeanut has asked for more!"
40000,Here. Have some karma :),"*street urchin voice* please sir, may I have some more? ",For some reason I read that in a British accent.
40001,Here. Have some karma :),"*street urchin voice* please sir, may I have some more? ","Dude u have, as of now, *6,665* karma! "
40002,"Started a new account because my old username was kind of cringey, but I forgot that a lot of subs have age and/or karma limits...",mine sucks too. but life taught me people don't care about me either way,I actually like your username. Maybe it’s the x’s. 
40003,mine sucks too. but life taught me people don't care about me either way,I actually like your username. Maybe it’s the x’s. ,hey thanks! 
40004,"Started a new account because my old username was kind of cringey, but I forgot that a lot of subs have age and/or karma limits...",Wanna talk about cringy usernames? Have you seen mine...,"Eh, that's not too bad. Have you seen mine though? It's actually sounds stupid"
40005,Wanna talk about cringy usernames? Have you seen mine...,"Eh, that's not too bad. Have you seen mine though? It's actually sounds stupid",Yours actually sounds funny
40006,"Eh, that's not too bad. Have you seen mine though? It's actually sounds stupid",Yours actually sounds funny,"Nah man, yours sounds waaay cooler than mine lol"
40007,"Started a new account because my old username was kind of cringey, but I forgot that a lot of subs have age and/or karma limits...",Wanna talk about cringy usernames? Have you seen mine...,At least it's not xXxKingd4rksahd0wxXX
40008,Wanna talk about cringy usernames? Have you seen mine...,At least it's not xXxKingd4rksahd0wxXX,"oh yeah, that way it would be ""special"""
40009,"Started a new account because my old username was kind of cringey, but I forgot that a lot of subs have age and/or karma limits...","I did the same thing! Still building karma as well, take an updooty.",I like your new username. I also like when people call them updoots. Wish I could updoot twice
40010,"I did the same thing! Still building karma as well, take an updooty.",I like your new username. I also like when people call them updoots. Wish I could updoot twice,What's an updoot :o
40011,I like your new username. I also like when people call them updoots. Wish I could updoot twice,What's an updoot :o,internet slang for upvote 
40012,"Started a new account because my old username was kind of cringey, but I forgot that a lot of subs have age and/or karma limits...","So That’s what karma is for, aside from the butt pats, I always wondered ","I do also love a good butt-pat, however "
40013,"So That’s what karma is for, aside from the butt pats, I always wondered ","I do also love a good butt-pat, however ","Same, second only to hugs "
40014,"Started a new account because my old username was kind of cringey, but I forgot that a lot of subs have age and/or karma limits...","Wait, subs have karma limits? 

What ",Its a spam prevention measure.
40015,"Wait, subs have karma limits? 

What ",Its a spam prevention measure.,I have only been here a year but been active the last 4 months so I'm still very new. 
40016,"Started a new account because my old username was kind of cringey, but I forgot that a lot of subs have age and/or karma limits...",I make a new account every 6 months or so just to be safe. ,To be safe from what? 
40017,I make a new account every 6 months or so just to be safe. ,To be safe from what? ,Having too much personal info in one place. 
40018,"Started a new account because my old username was kind of cringey, but I forgot that a lot of subs have age and/or karma limits...","Sooo, is this your old account then?",I see what u did there
40019,"Sooo, is this your old account then?",I see what u did there,So fresh
40020,"Started a new account because my old username was kind of cringey, but I forgot that a lot of subs have age and/or karma limits...",here have some free karma,now you have more karma then me lmao
40021,here have some free karma,now you have more karma then me lmao,ive had my account fer like 2 years I think
40022,"Does anyone else not really feel ""passionate"" about anything?","That's why religion can be such a good thing for some people, it gives you a sense of purpose.","Yeah, I'd like to be religious. But the scientist in me just can't do it. "
40023,"That's why religion can be such a good thing for some people, it gives you a sense of purpose.","Yeah, I'd like to be religious. But the scientist in me just can't do it. ","I can't either man, but I don't need any meaning (atleast at this point in time), I'm a nihilist"
40024,Any Redditors interested in random day to day chat?,This is a lovely idea--i hope people get to make friends from it ,Hi friend!
40025,This is a lovely idea--i hope people get to make friends from it ,Hi friend!,*smile* Hi friend 
40026,"Sometimes I wish I could go back when I was 16. Phones weren’t as popular, my friends and I would ride around in bikes, and we would have to go to each others house to see if they were home to go out.",My phone's battery lasts 2 days.,"Yeah, nobody contacts me either. "
40027,My phone's battery lasts 2 days.,"Yeah, nobody contacts me either. ","Ehh, I never said that. I had an IPhone (6+) before, and the difference is notable."
40028,"Yeah, nobody contacts me either. ","Ehh, I never said that. I had an IPhone (6+) before, and the difference is notable.",*/s*
40029,My phone's battery lasts 2 days.,"Yeah, nobody contacts me either. ",I lol'd.
40030,Tell me something interesting about yourself.,What if I told you there's nothing interesting about me?  :(,Then this is the wrong post to say that.
40031,What if I told you there's nothing interesting about me?  :(,Then this is the wrong post to say that.,Maybe I'll delete these comments too then.
40032,Tell me something interesting about yourself.,"If it was possible to overdose on tea, I'd have died  at age 13.",I suppose there are worse things you could be putting in your body. Tea is delicious though. 
40033,"If it was possible to overdose on tea, I'd have died  at age 13.",I suppose there are worse things you could be putting in your body. Tea is delicious though. ,"Yes. I suppose it isn't that interesting, though."
40034,Tell me something interesting about yourself.,i am at work also ....not being productive lol,What else is Reddit for but to distract us from day to day droning of the workplace... 
40035,i am at work also ....not being productive lol,What else is Reddit for but to distract us from day to day droning of the workplace... ,Love it !!!
40036,What else is Reddit for but to distract us from day to day droning of the workplace... ,Love it !!!,What do you do for work?
40037,Three weeks ago my life exploded.,How the fuck did you manage to get that type of relationship on reddit in a matter of weeks ,"Honesty, would be my guess."
40038,How the fuck did you manage to get that type of relationship on reddit in a matter of weeks ,"Honesty, would be my guess.",Even then. That'd take a HUGE vetting process. It sounds very impulsive to me.
40039,"Honesty, would be my guess.",Even then. That'd take a HUGE vetting process. It sounds very impulsive to me.,[removed]
40040,"Honesty, would be my guess.",Even then. That'd take a HUGE vetting process. It sounds very impulsive to me.,To you.
40041,How the fuck did you manage to get that type of relationship on reddit in a matter of weeks ,"Honesty, would be my guess.",And we have a winner!
40042,Three weeks ago my life exploded.,May I have the link to your novel ,"Of course! I'm not sure how the rules work exactly, though. I'll PM it to you just in case. "
40043,May I have the link to your novel ,"Of course! I'm not sure how the rules work exactly, though. I'll PM it to you just in case. ",Would love to read as well! Can you PM the title? 
40044,May I have the link to your novel ,"Of course! I'm not sure how the rules work exactly, though. I'll PM it to you just in case. ",I’d like it to! 
40045,May I have the link to your novel ,"Of course! I'm not sure how the rules work exactly, though. I'll PM it to you just in case. ","Send me the title, please "
40046,May I have the link to your novel ,"Of course! I'm not sure how the rules work exactly, though. I'll PM it to you just in case. ",Pm me your novel too.
40047,May I have the link to your novel ,"Of course! I'm not sure how the rules work exactly, though. I'll PM it to you just in case. ","PM me too, please, if you could. Would love to check it out!"
40048,May I have the link to your novel ,"Of course! I'm not sure how the rules work exactly, though. I'll PM it to you just in case. ",May I also have the link please?
40049,May I have the link to your novel ,"Of course! I'm not sure how the rules work exactly, though. I'll PM it to you just in case. ",I want the link too!
40050,May I have the link to your novel ,"Of course! I'm not sure how the rules work exactly, though. I'll PM it to you just in case. ",PM me as well!
40051,Three weeks ago my life exploded.,Name of your novel?,It's called The Lucky Falcon. 
40052,Name of your novel?,It's called The Lucky Falcon. ,I was hoping for *Faster than the Speed of Love*
40053,It's called The Lucky Falcon. ,I was hoping for *Faster than the Speed of Love*,How's that novel you've been working on? 
40054,It's called The Lucky Falcon. ,I was hoping for *Faster than the Speed of Love*,"Ha, hopefully I won't decline like that. I just want to keep doing this! "
40055,Name of your novel?,It's called The Lucky Falcon. ,"Dang man, that's the book I've been looking for!"
40056,Three weeks ago my life exploded.,Whats your book called?,The Lucky Falcon: A Rack Tale.
40057,Whats your book called?,The Lucky Falcon: A Rack Tale.,Thank you! Im gonna check it out :D
40058,Three weeks ago my life exploded.,Come visit the Netherlands! ,It's one of the first places we're visiting!
40059,Come visit the Netherlands! ,It's one of the first places we're visiting!,Awesome! Let me know if you guys wanna hang out 😀
40060,It's one of the first places we're visiting!,Awesome! Let me know if you guys wanna hang out 😀,We definitely want to! Let's keep in touch. Will add you as a friend here.
40061,Awesome! Let me know if you guys wanna hang out 😀,We definitely want to! Let's keep in touch. Will add you as a friend here.,Aaight cool. I have no idea how though. I'm new to Reddit xD 
40062,Three weeks ago my life exploded.,I’m just happy I had free donuts for breakfast.,I wish I had free donuts for breakfast. 
40063,I’m just happy I had free donuts for breakfast.,I wish I had free donuts for breakfast. ,I hope you get free donuts for breakfast.
40064,monday funday of 5 q's!,"1. Nobody uh uh
2. No
3. Spooky black
4. Not sure 
5. Hope ",spooky black.
40065,"1. Nobody uh uh
2. No
3. Spooky black
4. Not sure 
5. Hope ",spooky black.,?
40066,spooky black.,?,reminded me of something nsfw haha sorry
40067,?,reminded me of something nsfw haha sorry,I'm not at work tell me 
40068,reminded me of something nsfw haha sorry,I'm not at work tell me ,"hahahah i see

tori black?"
40069,I'm not at work tell me ,"hahahah i see

tori black?",I guess it's kinda close...
40070,"hahahah i see

tori black?",I guess it's kinda close...,somewhat. some might say.
40071,I guess it's kinda close...,somewhat. some might say.,real chit 
40072,somewhat. some might say.,real chit ,chit?
40073,real chit ,chit?,real shit my man 
40074,chit?,real shit my man ,ohhh gotcha
40075,real shit my man ,ohhh gotcha,cool
40076,monday funday of 5 q's!,"? Not sure. Anyone I liked, I guess.

No.

Not sure.

Grilling out.

...who?",oh you know. her.
40077,"? Not sure. Anyone I liked, I guess.

No.

Not sure.

Grilling out.

...who?",oh you know. her.,"Not really, though."
40078,oh you know. her.,"Not really, though.",.....but you thought of someone when you read that.
40079,"Not really, though.",.....but you thought of someone when you read that.,I did?
40080,"Everyone has one, what is your talent?",I can play the triangle ,What's your rockstar triangle solo sound like? 
40081,I can play the triangle ,What's your rockstar triangle solo sound like? ,I got a fevah ... and the only prescription ... is more triangle!
40082,"Everyone has one, what is your talent?",Make fat sounds with my hand,Can I make song requests?
40083,Make fat sounds with my hand,Can I make song requests?,Sure
40084,"Everyone has one, what is your talent?",Can't think of one...,"Oh, I'm sure you have something you like to do for fun in your free time. "
40085,Can't think of one...,"Oh, I'm sure you have something you like to do for fun in your free time. ","Yup, watch Netflix. Is that my talent? Lol"
40086,"Everyone has one, what is your talent?",I make great sawdust.,You woodwork too?
40087,I make great sawdust.,You woodwork too?,Nope
40088,I make great sawdust.,You woodwork too?,Only in my dreams. Sawdust and plaster dust are my greatest home skill products.
40089,"Everyone has one, what is your talent?",Solve the Rubik's cube in sub 30 seconds,"Heeey, another cuber I see!"
40090,Solve the Rubik's cube in sub 30 seconds,"Heeey, another cuber I see!",hell yeah brother
40091,Do you ever realize how amazing your life is?,Yeah but then the depression and anxiety kicks in,Lately I've been thinking that every human being on this planet has depression
40092,Yeah but then the depression and anxiety kicks in,Lately I've been thinking that every human being on this planet has depression,"To themselves, importantly"
40093,Lately I've been thinking that every human being on this planet has depression,"To themselves, importantly",Yeah
40094,Do you ever realize how amazing your life is?,I nearly killed myself yesterday so I would have to say no. ,I envy you. 
40095,I nearly killed myself yesterday so I would have to say no. ,I envy you. ,Thank you two for not killing yourself. 
40096,I envy you. ,Thank you two for not killing yourself. ,I’m not sure what you mean
40097,Thank you two for not killing yourself. ,I’m not sure what you mean,I'm glad you haven't ended your life and was thanking you for not doing it.
40098,Want to chat but not inspired at all...,I almost lit myself on fire on my own bedroom making a halloween costume.,H-how come?
40099,I almost lit myself on fire on my own bedroom making a halloween costume.,H-how come?,I'm a fucking moron. Ever see Friday the 13th specifically the second one?
40100,H-how come?,I'm a fucking moron. Ever see Friday the 13th specifically the second one?,"Ahh nah, I havent"
40101,I'm 23 years old and I've finally got my mental health under control to the point I'm off my meds and I have my first full time job.,27 and not quite there yet. Happy for you!,"Same here, but we are also going to make it!"
40102,27 and not quite there yet. Happy for you!,"Same here, but we are also going to make it!","Hell yeah you both are! Honestly if I can, anyone can."
40103,Ate some psychedelic mushrooms about an hour or two ago and just feel like chatting with people.,You tripping balls yet?,"I wish. I didn’t have enough to really “trip balls”. Well I did, but I shared with my husband. "
40104,You tripping balls yet?,"I wish. I didn’t have enough to really “trip balls”. Well I did, but I shared with my husband. ",Ive tripped like crazy on an 8th before 
40105,"Accompanying someone at a gathering, this is really not my crowd. Wanna talk for a bit?",What's up holmes?,How did you know they used to call me like at university?
40106,What's up holmes?,How did you know they used to call me like at university?,I basically know everything.
40107,How did you know they used to call me like at university?,I basically know everything.,"Right...

What's my favourite colour? 😛"
40108,I basically know everything.,"Right...

What's my favourite colour? 😛",It's red obviously. 
40109,"Right...

What's my favourite colour? 😛",It's red obviously. ,WRONG!
40110,It's red obviously. ,WRONG!,Was I close? 
40111,WRONG!,Was I close? ,Sort of...
40112,Was I close? ,Sort of...,Will you make me mac n cheese? 
40113,Sort of...,Will you make me mac n cheese? ,"Nope, sorry mon. "
40114,Will you make me mac n cheese? ,"Nope, sorry mon. ",I thought you were supposed to be there for me..
40115,"Nope, sorry mon. ",I thought you were supposed to be there for me..,Not for mac n cheese my darling 
40116,I thought you were supposed to be there for me..,Not for mac n cheese my darling ,C'mon maaaane. 
40117,Not for mac n cheese my darling ,C'mon maaaane. ,I can make you spaghetti with a light sauce 
40118,C'mon maaaane. ,I can make you spaghetti with a light sauce ,That would be lovely. You are the best ever. 
40119,I can make you spaghetti with a light sauce ,That would be lovely. You are the best ever. ,😘
40120,That would be lovely. You are the best ever. ,😘,Is there anything I can do for you?
40121,😘,Is there anything I can do for you?,Get me out of here...
40122,Is there anything I can do for you?,Get me out of here...,Just bomb a couple xanax
40123,Get me out of here...,Just bomb a couple xanax,Where am I going to get it from?
40124,Just bomb a couple xanax,Where am I going to get it from?,Im emailing you some right now. 
40125,Where am I going to get it from?,Im emailing you some right now. ,"Thanks, the person that made me come  is totally drunk. I'm taking them home now "
40126,Im emailing you some right now. ,"Thanks, the person that made me come  is totally drunk. I'm taking them home now ",Good for you being the DD. I hope the rest of your evening is better. Have a good night.
40127,"Accompanying someone at a gathering, this is really not my crowd. Wanna talk for a bit?",What is your type of gathering (I'm asking as the resident recluse),"House party, got out just now. Taking someone home because they are really drunk "
40128,What is your type of gathering (I'm asking as the resident recluse),"House party, got out just now. Taking someone home because they are really drunk ",Have fun 
40129,"Not depressed, and im not bored either",Tell me about yourself! ,In short. I'm just a normal 23 year old guy from new York looking for adventure in life!
40130,Tell me about yourself! ,In short. I'm just a normal 23 year old guy from new York looking for adventure in life!,How are you gunna choose your adventure? 
40131,In short. I'm just a normal 23 year old guy from new York looking for adventure in life!,How are you gunna choose your adventure? ,Figured I'd choose a destination and head there once I am ready
40132,How are you gunna choose your adventure? ,Figured I'd choose a destination and head there once I am ready,Top 3 places? 
40133,Tell me about yourself! ,In short. I'm just a normal 23 year old guy from new York looking for adventure in life!,"Nice man! I'm 23 as well, but from Montana! "
40134,In short. I'm just a normal 23 year old guy from new York looking for adventure in life!,"Nice man! I'm 23 as well, but from Montana! ",Oh wow. How is up there? To be honest I know of and know no one from Montana
40135,"Not depressed, and im not bored either",Job? Is it fun?,Job? Fun? Like my job?
40136,Job? Is it fun?,Job? Fun? Like my job?,Yeah is it fun
40137,Job? Fun? Like my job?,Yeah is it fun,Sure. Considering I'm jobless lol
40138,Yeah is it fun,Sure. Considering I'm jobless lol,Are you a student? 
40139,Sure. Considering I'm jobless lol,Are you a student? ,Nah just currently searching for a job
40140,Are you a student? ,Nah just currently searching for a job,"8If you could have any job, what would it be?"
40141,Nah just currently searching for a job,"8If you could have any job, what would it be?",An oxygen breather tester. Get paid by the amount of oxygen I inhale
40142,"8If you could have any job, what would it be?",An oxygen breather tester. Get paid by the amount of oxygen I inhale,How much per breath?
40143,I met someone on reddit!,"That's like a once-in-a-lifetime coincidence (a good one too). Nice, man.",We gonna be pals :)
40144,"That's like a once-in-a-lifetime coincidence (a good one too). Nice, man.",We gonna be pals :),I hope you do. : D
40145,"That's like a once-in-a-lifetime coincidence (a good one too). Nice, man.",We gonna be pals :),"Reddit pals, the best kind of pals !"
40146,"That's like a once-in-a-lifetime coincidence (a good one too). Nice, man.",We gonna be pals :),Congrats dude :)
40147,I met someone on reddit!,"i wish the same thing happen to me, oh well.",Cats are the answer!
40148,"i wish the same thing happen to me, oh well.",Cats are the answer!, Aren't they always?
40149,I met someone on reddit!,Anyone looking to make a friend feel free to message me.,Has anyone messaged you yet?
40150,Anyone looking to make a friend feel free to message me.,Has anyone messaged you yet?,2 people
40151,I met someone on reddit!,I always wanted to have an internet friend who also happened to live nearby.,I know right?! I wish 
40152,I always wanted to have an internet friend who also happened to live nearby.,I know right?! I wish ,You wanna be internet friends?
40153,I know right?! I wish ,You wanna be internet friends?,Sure!!
40154,I met someone on reddit!,What is this r4r? I would like a friend too!,/r/r4r! Try it out and check out their sidebar 
40155,What is this r4r? I would like a friend too!,/r/r4r! Try it out and check out their sidebar ,Thanks!
40156,I met someone on reddit!,"I've been wanting to post there myself, but I've been nervous for some reason ",I still was tbh
40157,"I've been wanting to post there myself, but I've been nervous for some reason ",I still was tbh,Guess it's just one of those things were you just gotta go ahead and do it
40158,What are you doing for valentines?,"imma ask someone to be my valentine, and then if it goes well imma ask her to stay my valentine",Nice! Good luck 🤞
40159,"imma ask someone to be my valentine, and then if it goes well imma ask her to stay my valentine",Nice! Good luck 🤞,thanks :D
40160,What are you doing for valentines?,"imma ask someone to be my valentine, and then if it goes well imma ask her to stay my valentine",Keep us updated please! Good luck! 
40161,"imma ask someone to be my valentine, and then if it goes well imma ask her to stay my valentine",Keep us updated please! Good luck! ,i sure will! thans :D
40162,What are you doing for valentines?,Probaly just be at home and cry,Why? 😢
40163,Probaly just be at home and cry,Why? 😢,Because the love of my life rejected me :( and you?
40164,What are you doing for valentines?,"GF and me are going to dinner at a restaurant, super excited. :)","Nice! What kind of restaurant? (French, Italian?)"
40165,"GF and me are going to dinner at a restaurant, super excited. :)","Nice! What kind of restaurant? (French, Italian?)",A very well known Italian restaurant of my city!
40166,What are you doing for valentines?,i'm gonna tell the truth about our relationship on valentines,Is it a dramatic truth? 
40167,i'm gonna tell the truth about our relationship on valentines,Is it a dramatic truth? ,kinda. I'm just gonna say I like her.
40168,Is it a dramatic truth? ,kinda. I'm just gonna say I like her.,Cool
40169,Is it a dramatic truth? ,kinda. I'm just gonna say I like her.,Go to olive garden and hide the ring pop in a chicken breast
40170,kinda. I'm just gonna say I like her.,Go to olive garden and hide the ring pop in a chicken breast,wtf
40171,Go to olive garden and hide the ring pop in a chicken breast,wtf,Wait I'm assuming you are proposing 
40172,wtf,Wait I'm assuming you are proposing ,yeah
40173,What are you doing for valentines?,be sad and wish my girlfriend wasn't away at a different uni,Is in another state?
40174,be sad and wish my girlfriend wasn't away at a different uni,Is in another state?,It's actually only a few hours away but shes super busy. 
40175,What are you doing for valentines?,I'll just go to gym and play Apex legends :3,Is it fun so far? I've been debating giving it a try. 
40176,I'll just go to gym and play Apex legends :3,Is it fun so far? I've been debating giving it a try. ,"Do it, it's the first BR game that I played and liked this much, really fast paced tho"
40177,How 5 year old me was vegan for 23 hours and 57 minutes,r/accidentalcomingout,Freudian slip for sure!
40178,r/accidentalcomingout,Freudian slip for sure!,...because you're actually a lesbian? 
40179,Freudian slip for sure!,...because you're actually a lesbian? ,"I do like women, so... Yes!"
40180,...because you're actually a lesbian? ,"I do like women, so... Yes!",Haha. Got it now. 
40181,How 5 year old me was vegan for 23 hours and 57 minutes,r/accidentalcomingout,"/r/SubsIFellFor 
"
40182,r/accidentalcomingout,"/r/SubsIFellFor 
",r/suddenlygay
40183,"/r/SubsIFellFor 
",r/suddenlygay,r/everyfuckingthread 
40184,r/accidentalcomingout,"/r/SubsIFellFor 
",I made it a thing
40185,r/accidentalcomingout,"/r/SubsIFellFor 
",r/birthofasub
40186,"/r/SubsIFellFor 
",r/birthofasub,its so beautiful
40187,r/accidentalcomingout,"/r/SubsIFellFor 
",/r/Thirdsub
40188,How 5 year old me was vegan for 23 hours and 57 minutes,"mom dad, I'm vegan, from now on i will only suck dick. ","Mom: *""jackpot!""*"
40189,"mom dad, I'm vegan, from now on i will only suck dick. ","Mom: *""jackpot!""*",Bingpot
40190,"Mom: *""jackpot!""*",Bingpot,"&gt;Bangpot

&amp;#x200B;

FTFY"
40191,Bingpot,"&gt;Bangpot

&amp;#x200B;

FTFY","Well, that's not it. It's a combination of bingo and jackpot"
40192,Bingpot,"&gt;Bangpot

&amp;#x200B;

FTFY",*Bingo bango bongo I don't want to leave the congo oh no no no no noooo...*
40193,"Mom: *""jackpot!""*",Bingpot,You're not Cheddar! 
40194,Bingpot,You're not Cheddar! ,You're just some common bitch!
40195,You're not Cheddar! ,You're just some common bitch!,It’s “Nikolaj”.
40196,You're just some common bitch!,It’s “Nikolaj”.,Yippie kayak other buckets!
40197,You're just some common bitch!,It’s “Nikolaj”.,Nikolaj
40198,It’s “Nikolaj”.,Nikolaj,"*Nikolaj*

"
40199,Nikolaj,"*Nikolaj*

",Nikolaj
40200,Nikolaj,"*Nikolaj*

","I feel like I’m saying it. 
*Nicolaj...*"
40201,"*Nikolaj*

","I feel like I’m saying it. 
*Nicolaj...*",no it's *Nikolaj* 
40202,You're not Cheddar! ,You're just some common bitch!,r/unexpectedbrooklyn99
40203,"Mom: *""jackpot!""*",Bingpot,NINE NINE!!
40204,"Mom: *""jackpot!""*",Bingpot,r/brooklynninenine
40205,"mom dad, I'm vegan, from now on i will only suck dick. ","Mom: *""jackpot!""*",Yup
40206,"Mom: *""jackpot!""*",Yup,Nice😏.
40207,"mom dad, I'm vegan, from now on i will only suck dick. ","Mom: *""jackpot!""*",Are you a priest? Cause that makes this so much funnier if so. 
40208,"mom dad, I'm vegan, from now on i will only suck dick. ","Mom: *""jackpot!""*",Good you can help in the bedroom
40209,How 5 year old me was vegan for 23 hours and 57 minutes,"mom dad, I'm vegan, from now on i will only suck dick. ","""What do you mean dick is a type of meat???"""
40210,"mom dad, I'm vegan, from now on i will only suck dick. ","""What do you mean dick is a type of meat???""",Only the spotted kind 
40211,"mom dad, I'm vegan, from now on i will only suck dick. ","""What do you mean dick is a type of meat???""",Uh...
40212,How 5 year old me was vegan for 23 hours and 57 minutes,"mom dad, I'm vegan, from now on i will only suck dick. ","Real talk though, is cum vegan?"
40213,"mom dad, I'm vegan, from now on i will only suck dick. ","Real talk though, is cum vegan?","Technically yes, so long as he consents."
40214,"Real talk though, is cum vegan?","Technically yes, so long as he consents.","That's integrity right there, folks."
40215,How 5 year old me was vegan for 23 hours and 57 minutes,At 5 years old how did you know the word lesbian? ,I'm from the Netherlands. We're... Progressive I guess?
40216,At 5 years old how did you know the word lesbian? ,I'm from the Netherlands. We're... Progressive I guess?,"Does ""lesbian"" and ""vegan"" sound alike in dutch?"
40217,How 5 year old me was vegan for 23 hours and 57 minutes,r/boneappletea,"Not really. That sub is for when you misinterpret what a word sounds like, not what it means."
40218,r/boneappletea,"Not really. That sub is for when you misinterpret what a word sounds like, not what it means.","Basically the same, no need to argue about a reddit comment
"
40219,How 5 year old me was vegan for 23 hours and 57 minutes,Are you even female? It would be even funnier if you were a dude,Read the first sentence of my post.
40220,Are you even female? It would be even funnier if you were a dude,Read the first sentence of my post.,"Aaaaand I deleted the comment.

Thanks lol"
40221,Two truths and a lie,The first one feels like the lie but I’m unsure why.,It's the lie. I bought the car a year ago. Your Two truths and a lie?
40222,The first one feels like the lie but I’m unsure why.,It's the lie. I bought the car a year ago. Your Two truths and a lie?,"I... uh... can't think of anything, my life is too fucking boring."
40223,Two truths and a lie,"My job involves free concerts every week
I have a snake
I speak two languages ","Hmm... I'm guessing you have a pet spider, not a pet snake"
40224,"My job involves free concerts every week
I have a snake
I speak two languages ","Hmm... I'm guessing you have a pet spider, not a pet snake","I wish, no pets at all :("
40225,"Hmm... I'm guessing you have a pet spider, not a pet snake","I wish, no pets at all :(",Care to explain the Concert thing?
40226,Two truths and a lie,"My job involves free concerts every week
I have a snake
I speak two languages ",you do not speak 2 languages!
40227,"My job involves free concerts every week
I have a snake
I speak two languages ",you do not speak 2 languages!,German and English!
40228,you do not speak 2 languages!,German and English!,awh:( then the snake one
40229,German and English!,awh:( then the snake one,Bingo 
40230,Two truths and a lie,"I’m a music major in college
I play the trombone
I’m a twin",The second it the lie.
40231,"I’m a music major in college
I play the trombone
I’m a twin",The second it the lie.,"Nope sorry, it’s the first one!"
40232,My grandma recognized me today,"""I'll love you forever, I'll love you for always. As long as you're living my baby you'll be.""",Makes me cry every time 
40233,"""I'll love you forever, I'll love you for always. As long as you're living my baby you'll be.""",Makes me cry every time ,For real.
40234,"Someone just told me “talking to you makes me so so happy, you’re so genuine” honestly it’s one of the best compliments",Wait you're a man?,I am
40235,Wait you're a man?,I am,God dude 
40236,"So apparently I can’t just do laundry anymore, very vaguely nsfw",That is a hilarious story. I hope that lady learned her lesson about being so nosy.,"Prob not, she seemed a bit off lol"
40237,That is a hilarious story. I hope that lady learned her lesson about being so nosy.,"Prob not, she seemed a bit off lol",The worst ones usually are.
40238,"Prob not, she seemed a bit off lol",The worst ones usually are.,My mum irl lol.
40239,"Prob not, she seemed a bit off lol",The worst ones usually are.,I see you’ve met my mom.
40240,The worst ones usually are.,I see you’ve met my mom.,Who hasn't?
40241,That is a hilarious story. I hope that lady learned her lesson about being so nosy.,"Prob not, she seemed a bit off lol",When they get caught they double down
40242,That is a hilarious story. I hope that lady learned her lesson about being so nosy.,"Prob not, she seemed a bit off lol",Happy microphone day
40243,"So apparently I can’t just do laundry anymore, very vaguely nsfw",I’m crying 😂😂😂 The fact that you could *prove* your innocence on my god that’s hilarious ,"Like I said, we have a pretty good sex life lol"
40244,I’m crying 😂😂😂 The fact that you could *prove* your innocence on my god that’s hilarious ,"Like I said, we have a pretty good sex life lol","Look at mr. i have sex over here, i bet he gets cuddles too!^imsoalone"
40245,"So apparently I can’t just do laundry anymore, very vaguely nsfw",I can’t downvote this enough.,I can't downvote you enough.
40246,I can’t downvote this enough.,I can't downvote you enough.,[removed]
40247,"So apparently I can’t just do laundry anymore, very vaguely nsfw",This should be put on r/justiceporn ,Feel free to cross post lol
40248,This should be put on r/justiceporn ,Feel free to cross post lol,10-4 good buddy. 
40249,"So apparently I can’t just do laundry anymore, very vaguely nsfw",I'm confused on the,Have you never heard the term before or do you think I’m making a sexual innuendo
40250,I'm confused on the,Have you never heard the term before or do you think I’m making a sexual innuendo,I have not heard it before but it doesn't make sense sexually so I'm v confused
40251,Have you never heard the term before or do you think I’m making a sexual innuendo,I have not heard it before but it doesn't make sense sexually so I'm v confused,It’s just a way of describing someone’s weight without  actually giving the real weight. 
40252,I'm gonna be a dad!!!!!,7+ billion people in the world but sure let's keep adding more and act like it's a good thing.,Why you gotta be like that man
40253,7+ billion people in the world but sure let's keep adding more and act like it's a good thing.,Why you gotta be like that man,cause he can’t get laid duh
40254,7+ billion people in the world but sure let's keep adding more and act like it's a good thing.,Why you gotta be like that man,"He hate us, cause he ain't us."
40255,"My 21yr son has a six figure bank account but dog sits for $20/day on the side because ""I like dogs.""",Will you adopt me too?,Wouldn't do you any good.  I'm not the reason the kid has bank.
40256,Will you adopt me too?,Wouldn't do you any good.  I'm not the reason the kid has bank.,Can he adopt them then? 
40257,Wouldn't do you any good.  I'm not the reason the kid has bank.,Can he adopt them then? ,maybe if you were a dog....
40258,Wouldn't do you any good.  I'm not the reason the kid has bank.,Can he adopt them then? ,"Maybe, as long as they don't bank with Wells Fargo"
40259,Will you adopt me too?,Wouldn't do you any good.  I'm not the reason the kid has bank.,I’m 20 years old but can he adopt me
40260,Will you adopt me too?,Wouldn't do you any good.  I'm not the reason the kid has bank.,Is he single? Lol jk
40261,You doing ok today? Feel like chatting or need to vent? I'm all ears.,Hi ,Hello!
40262,Hi ,Hello!,What time is it there? 
40263,Hello!,What time is it there? ,Almost 7:30 pm. You?
40264,What time is it there? ,Almost 7:30 pm. You?,12.28pm - lunchtime 
40265,You doing ok today? Feel like chatting or need to vent? I'm all ears.,You watching the superbowl?,Nah I'm not a big football guy.
40266,You watching the superbowl?,Nah I'm not a big football guy.,"Yea me too, cant get into it like other people do. Do you follow any other sports?"
40267,Nah I'm not a big football guy.,"Yea me too, cant get into it like other people do. Do you follow any other sports?",Nah. I watch some gaming on youtube. But I'm not hard into them.
40268,You doing ok today? Feel like chatting or need to vent? I'm all ears.,Hi there!  Favorite Pokémon?,clefairy. Yours?
40269,Hi there!  Favorite Pokémon?,clefairy. Yours?,Hitmonchan.  You saying Clefairy brought back flashbacks.
40270,clefairy. Yours?,Hitmonchan.  You saying Clefairy brought back flashbacks.,metronome ftw
40271,You doing ok today? Feel like chatting or need to vent? I'm all ears.,I think I should buy a boat.,Why?
40272,I think I should buy a boat.,Why?,"Good point.

I’ve reconsidered.

"
40273,Why?,"Good point.

I’ve reconsidered.

",I've always been told boats are just money pits.
40274,Describe the plot of your favourite book in the most boring way possible.,A bunch of people walk a lot and toss some jewelry into a pit,What's the name of the book?
40275,A bunch of people walk a lot and toss some jewelry into a pit,What's the name of the book?,"Lord of the Rings, I thought people would be able to tell lol"
40276,What's the name of the book?,"Lord of the Rings, I thought people would be able to tell lol",Oh I get it now. Sorry my brain's a bit slow. Good one.
40277,Describe the plot of your favourite book in the most boring way possible.,A man goes on a roadtrip with his stepdaughter.,Wow. What's the name of the book?
40278,A man goes on a roadtrip with his stepdaughter.,Wow. What's the name of the book?,Lolita
40279,Wow. What's the name of the book?,Lolita,"Ah, I haven't read the book but that is definitely an uninteresting way to describe it haha"
40280,Describe the plot of your favourite book in the most boring way possible.,A farmer tries to find a rock that someone stole - The Belgariad (Series) by David Eddings.,Sounds... great hah. Are they fantasy books?
40281,A farmer tries to find a rock that someone stole - The Belgariad (Series) by David Eddings.,Sounds... great hah. Are they fantasy books?,Yessir.
40282,Sounds... great hah. Are they fantasy books?,Yessir.,Would you say they're a good read for someone who hasn't read that many fantasy books before?
40283,Describe the plot of your favourite book in the most boring way possible.,An orphan meets a convict then gets rich and becomes a jerk.,What is the name of the book?
40284,An orphan meets a convict then gets rich and becomes a jerk.,What is the name of the book?,Great Expectations.
40285,Describe the plot of your favourite book in the most boring way possible.,"Some people write an encyclopedia.

The Foundation Series : Issac Asimov",Ha! Nice one
40286,"Some people write an encyclopedia.

The Foundation Series : Issac Asimov",Ha! Nice one,"I actually have an edit

... And an empire collapses

Thanks!"
40287,Describe the plot of your favourite book in the most boring way possible.,A vet with PTSD thinks he can travel through time and talk to aliens - Slaughterhouse Five,But that sounds interesting... hah
40288,A vet with PTSD thinks he can travel through time and talk to aliens - Slaughterhouse Five,But that sounds interesting... hah,"I suppose you're right... if you've read the book, how would you have made it sound more boring?"
40289,But that sounds interesting... hah,"I suppose you're right... if you've read the book, how would you have made it sound more boring?","I haven't read it, so I'm guessing it is a very interesting book."
40290,I am 55 years old and I just baked for the first time in my life.,Congrats! Can we get an update on how they taste once they're cooled?  They look damn tasty.,"How long should they cool?
"
40291,Congrats! Can we get an update on how they taste once they're cooled?  They look damn tasty.,"How long should they cool?
","Muffins typically cool for maybe a half an hour. If you like them hot, go for it!"
40292,I am 55 years old and I just baked for the first time in my life.,I thought you meant ‘got baked’ heehee,I was 12 when that happened. lol.
40293,I thought you meant ‘got baked’ heehee,I was 12 when that happened. lol.,So you got baked about thirty years before you ever baked!
40294,I was 12 when that happened. lol.,So you got baked about thirty years before you ever baked!,43 years :)
40295,So you got baked about thirty years before you ever baked!,43 years :),Evidently my maths doesn't work...maybe I should try baking.
40296,43 years :),Evidently my maths doesn't work...maybe I should try baking.,Math and baking go hand in hand 
40297,I am 55 years old and I just baked for the first time in my life.,I thought you meant ‘got baked’ heehee,Same haha. I didn't see the pic and I was happy for him 
40298,I thought you meant ‘got baked’ heehee,Same haha. I didn't see the pic and I was happy for him ,"We should still be happy for him, now he has some real good munchie fodder."
40299,I am 55 years old and I just baked for the first time in my life.,"Try brownies! Super quick, and extremely rewarding! ",And cookies! I have the best chocolate cookie recipe 
40300,"Try brownies! Super quick, and extremely rewarding! ",And cookies! I have the best chocolate cookie recipe ,"No, I do!"
40301,"After six months of frustating job hunt, I finally got a job!",Big congrats. lol I still can't find anything over minimum wage and I graduated 4 years ago,"After that long one has to wonder if it's you, or the degree."
40302,Big congrats. lol I still can't find anything over minimum wage and I graduated 4 years ago,"After that long one has to wonder if it's you, or the degree.",Probably me; lol I'm pretty trash 
40303,I won 8 figures in the lottery.,Niiiiice! Get a financial adviser to help you get set up for life!,"No, go to the casino and waste all of it!"
40304,Niiiiice! Get a financial adviser to help you get set up for life!,"No, go to the casino and waste all of it!",“LET IT RIDE!!!!”
40305,I won 8 figures in the lottery.,"Rip your DMs, it’s gonna be beggars for months","For real? Like people saying ""gib money pls""?"
40306,"Rip your DMs, it’s gonna be beggars for months","For real? Like people saying ""gib money pls""?",Probably
40307,"Rip your DMs, it’s gonna be beggars for months","For real? Like people saying ""gib money pls""?","Definitely, yeah. Scummy people with sob stories everywhere."
40308,"Rip your DMs, it’s gonna be beggars for months","For real? Like people saying ""gib money pls""?",&gt;hey its me ur brother
40309,"Rip your DMs, it’s gonna be beggars for months","For real? Like people saying ""gib money pls""?",Or people being friendly with the plan of getting money out of them eventually 
40310,I won 8 figures in the lottery.,"DELETE YOUR GYM

HIT THE LAWYER

FACEBOOK UP","instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster."
40311,"DELETE YOUR GYM

HIT THE LAWYER

FACEBOOK UP","instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster.",I bet it's a super high-end toaster
40312,"instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster.",I bet it's a super high-end toaster,Like Milton from Archer.
40313,I won 8 figures in the lottery.,Now join r/wallstreetbets and we can turn that 8 figure payout into six figures in no time!,you can always make it -50k
40314,Now join r/wallstreetbets and we can turn that 8 figure payout into six figures in no time!,you can always make it -50k,That was only with $5k in start up capital.... We could turn this into - billions
40315,I won 8 figures in the lottery.,"Me too! I got $00,000,005!",Stop stealing his damn thread !
40316,"Me too! I got $00,000,005!",Stop stealing his damn thread !,Come on he got 10 mil he doesn't need this whole thread to himself too!
40317,I won 8 figures in the lottery.,"i got a question, is there any such thing as a “low 8 figures” that’s a fuck ton of money",There's a huge difference between ten million and 99 million. 
40318,"i got a question, is there any such thing as a “low 8 figures” that’s a fuck ton of money",There's a huge difference between ten million and 99 million. ,"yeah, i got that part, but for a normal ass dude 10 million is still a fuck ton"
40319,I won 8 figures in the lottery.,Why the fuck did you just tell that to the world,"Anonymously, chill"
40320,Why the fuck did you just tell that to the world,"Anonymously, chill",And he was vague about the amount
40321,I won 8 figures in the lottery.,“I don’t plan on telling anyone else”...except all of Reddit lol. ,Like anyone can find put who OP is through this one post 
40322,“I don’t plan on telling anyone else”...except all of Reddit lol. ,Like anyone can find put who OP is through this one post ,Still told us all. 
40323,Like anyone can find put who OP is through this one post ,Still told us all. ,"But it doesn't matter, we don't know him irl"
40324,Still told us all. ,"But it doesn't matter, we don't know him irl",But he still told us. 
40325,"But it doesn't matter, we don't know him irl",But he still told us. ,And it STILL doesn't matter 
40326,But he still told us. ,And it STILL doesn't matter ,And he still told us. 
40327,And it STILL doesn't matter ,And he still told us. ,That point is invalid though. It doesn't matter that he told us because we dont know him irl.
40328,And he still told us. ,That point is invalid though. It doesn't matter that he told us because we dont know him irl.,But he told us. 
40329,And he still told us. ,That point is invalid though. It doesn't matter that he told us because we dont know him irl.,I hope you realize he’s just egging you on lol
40330,I just got my driver‘s license!,"Good job!
I got mine just yesterday! That was stressful, I'm glad it's over ^^","Ahh, I know! Congratulations to you :)

Have you had the time to drive yet?"
40331,"Good job!
I got mine just yesterday! That was stressful, I'm glad it's over ^^","Ahh, I know! Congratulations to you :)

Have you had the time to drive yet?","Thanks! 

Not yet unfortunately, hopefully next week ^^"
40332,I just got my driver‘s license!,I also recently got my drivers license,Congrats!! What's it like to be on your own for the first time?
40333,I also recently got my drivers license,Congrats!! What's it like to be on your own for the first time?,Yeah good you definitely feel the freedom driving
40334,I can't sleep because I'm...,I'm working haha. ,Is it day or night where you are? 
40335,I'm working haha. ,Is it day or night where you are? ,Night. Currently 5:26 A.M. outside cams are showing a good dusting of fresh snow. 
40336,Is it day or night where you are? ,Night. Currently 5:26 A.M. outside cams are showing a good dusting of fresh snow. ,"Same! Except for the snow, but it is -24°C. Same time zone! "
40337,Night. Currently 5:26 A.M. outside cams are showing a good dusting of fresh snow. ,"Same! Except for the snow, but it is -24°C. Same time zone! ",And I thought -2°F was cold yesterday morning haha.
40338,I can't sleep because I'm...,I’m up because the neighbors barking dog woke up my baby 😑,Was it a big dog or a little dog? 
40339,I’m up because the neighbors barking dog woke up my baby 😑,Was it a big dog or a little dog? ,A big one!
40340,Anyone want their Tarot cards read?,Yes please.,"Ok! General, or question? "
40341,Yes please.,"Ok! General, or question? ",General.
40342,Anyone want their Tarot cards read?,Pick me!,"Sure! Question, or general? "
40343,Pick me!,"Sure! Question, or general? ",Hmm let's start with general 
40344,Anyone want their Tarot cards read?,I'll bite.,"Ok, General or question? "
40345,I'll bite.,"Ok, General or question? ",General.
40346,Anyone want their Tarot cards read?,"Yeah!! 
How is my relationship with my crush gonna go?","Seven of Pentacles - Four of Pentacles - Five of Pentacles

He may not be what you expect. "
40347,"Yeah!! 
How is my relationship with my crush gonna go?","Seven of Pentacles - Four of Pentacles - Five of Pentacles

He may not be what you expect. ",Whoa :0
40348,Anyone want their Tarot cards read?,I know it’s been a few hrs but you still reading? I have questions I could use help with. Thx,Still here! :)
40349,I know it’s been a few hrs but you still reading? I have questions I could use help with. Thx,Still here! :),Awesome! You have a few minutes? 
40350,i'm 30 karma away from hitting 1k!,Now your 31 karma away. Welcome to reddit. ,"28 now, sweaty "
40351,Now your 31 karma away. Welcome to reddit. ,"28 now, sweaty ",haha did u just call him sweaty
40352,"28 now, sweaty ",haha did u just call him sweaty,I did xD
40353,i'm 30 karma away from hitting 1k!,Your brother knows your reddit username? I also like to live dangerously,omg i'd rather die than have anyone know my username 
40354,Your brother knows your reddit username? I also like to live dangerously,omg i'd rather die than have anyone know my username ,So how will you prove it?
40355,omg i'd rather die than have anyone know my username ,So how will you prove it?,i'll send him a screenshot and blur out the name 
40356,So how will you prove it?,i'll send him a screenshot and blur out the name ,I wouldn't buy that if I were your brother.
40357,i'm 30 karma away from hitting 1k!,I'm 10 karma away from hitting 1K! I've been on this site for over 2 years though haha,Grasshoper got his first 1k! Woooo! 
40358,I'm 10 karma away from hitting 1K! I've been on this site for over 2 years though haha,Grasshoper got his first 1k! Woooo! ,they grow up so fast
40359,i'm 30 karma away from hitting 1k!,"I'm showing you at 1024, (2\^10).  Congratulations!","whoa, thanks buddy!!"
40360,"I'm showing you at 1024, (2\^10).  Congratulations!","whoa, thanks buddy!!","8662, you've been working hard!"
40361,"whoa, thanks buddy!!","8662, you've been working hard!","yes, i have, haha! thanks for noticing "
40362,i'm 30 karma away from hitting 1k!,I just downvoted everything in your history,dude
40363,I just downvoted everything in your history,dude,It’s alright I did the same to him and upvoted all your comments here! 
40364,dude,It’s alright I did the same to him and upvoted all your comments here! ,"how kind of you, i bet i'll be thinking about this for the next few days. thank you!"
40365,i'm 30 karma away from hitting 1k!,"Im like 28 000 away from 100k
^/s",take my upvote! and good luck
40366,"Im like 28 000 away from 100k
^/s",take my upvote! and good luck,Ah thank you!
40367,I can tell the future,What am I going to do today?,"You're going to have a pretty normal Thursday, although you will go to bed early"
40368,What am I going to do today?,"You're going to have a pretty normal Thursday, although you will go to bed early",Ha very generic and nondescript. That could be anyone’s future. Be more specific. 
40369,I can tell the future,"What would be the presidents response, and what will I do today?","Presidents response to what?

You're gonna play civ before going to work"
40370,"What would be the presidents response, and what will I do today?","Presidents response to what?

You're gonna play civ before going to work","The Rams winning...

So close, I’m going to play civ after I get back from work."
40371,"Presidents response to what?

You're gonna play civ before going to work","The Rams winning...

So close, I’m going to play civ after I get back from work.","He will congratulate them via twitter, although he, will be surprised "
40372,"Presidents response to what?

You're gonna play civ before going to work","The Rams winning...

So close, I’m going to play civ after I get back from work.",He is going to offer them a chance to go to the White House and eat McDonald's
40373,"What would be the presidents response, and what will I do today?","Presidents response to what?

You're gonna play civ before going to work","If you can tell the future, why did you have to ask?"
40374,"Presidents response to what?

You're gonna play civ before going to work","If you can tell the future, why did you have to ask?","So I can give you a direct notification with your answer, and typing in usernames sucks."
40375,I can tell the future,When will the queen of England die,"Never.

Jk, June 20th 2020"
40376,When will the queen of England die,"Never.

Jk, June 20th 2020",[removed]
40377,I can tell the future,Will I ever find true love? ,"You will, give it a year, get yourself out there a little more."
40378,Will I ever find true love? ,"You will, give it a year, get yourself out there a little more.",[removed]
40379,I can tell the future,Who'll win the OWL? ,Valiant will beat Excelsior 
40380,Who'll win the OWL? ,Valiant will beat Excelsior ,Now that's a hot take 
40381,Valiant will beat Excelsior ,Now that's a hot take ,It's a good game too
40382,I can tell the future,Will I get into Imperial this year ,Late this year you will.
40383,Will I get into Imperial this year ,Late this year you will.,Well I guess the term does start in October...
40384,I can tell the future,I can predict the future too. You're going to be wrong. Deal with it.,"Since you can, how will I deal with it?"
40385,I can predict the future too. You're going to be wrong. Deal with it.,"Since you can, how will I deal with it?","&gt;Since you can, how will I deal with it?

go cry or diddle yourself lol

&amp;#x200B;"
40386,"Since you can, how will I deal with it?","&gt;Since you can, how will I deal with it?

go cry or diddle yourself lol

&amp;#x200B;",Why not both?
40387,"&gt;Since you can, how will I deal with it?

go cry or diddle yourself lol

&amp;#x200B;",Why not both?,"hey, who says you can't?

&amp;#x200B;"
40388,Why not both?,"hey, who says you can't?

&amp;#x200B;","Imma do that, and be right if you dont mind"
40389,I can tell the future,Will the girl whose in my mind text me again ?,"There's a couple girls on your mind haha, only one of them won't."
40390,Will the girl whose in my mind text me again ?,"There's a couple girls on your mind haha, only one of them won't.","Well am surprised cause thats true , actually two girls r in my mind right now"
40391,Will the girl whose in my mind text me again ?,"There's a couple girls on your mind haha, only one of them won't.",But will they tho ?
40392,"There's a couple girls on your mind haha, only one of them won't.",But will they tho ?,"Yea, not for a bit tho"
40393,I can tell the future,"I've just set an alarm. When will it go off precisely? In your time zone, I'll convert",0613 
40394,"I've just set an alarm. When will it go off precisely? In your time zone, I'll convert",0613 ,"Incorrect no matter what time zone, nice try though"
40395,0613 ,"Incorrect no matter what time zone, nice try though","Oof, i have been beaten =/ gg gamer"
40396,I just paid off my Student Loans!!,Financial Freedom in 2019? ;),2021 I hope. ;)
40397,Financial Freedom in 2019? ;),2021 I hope. ;),You can do it! Find passive income everywhere
40398,I just paid off my Student Loans!!,Congrats! I made my final payment about 4-5 years ago. I celebrated by eating a bowl of cereal. ,Thank you. What kind of cereal? 
40399,Congrats! I made my final payment about 4-5 years ago. I celebrated by eating a bowl of cereal. ,Thank you. What kind of cereal? ,Cap'n Crunch. I should have eaten ramen to bring me back to my college days. 
40400,Thank you. What kind of cereal? ,Cap'n Crunch. I should have eaten ramen to bring me back to my college days. ,I've been into Multi Grain Cheerios lately. 
40401,Learning english at such a young age helped me learn about many things,"Just saying, you have better Grammer then most english speaking people so, your doing good haha",*than  *you're
40402,"Just saying, you have better Grammer then most english speaking people so, your doing good haha",*than  *you're,Found the grammar nazi
40403,*than  *you're,Found the grammar nazi,"Hahaha I am joking, not even a native English speaker. :'D"
40404,Found the grammar nazi,"Hahaha I am joking, not even a native English speaker. :'D","Figured, you didn't point out that 'grammer' is spelt grammar. "
40405,"Hahaha I am joking, not even a native English speaker. :'D","Figured, you didn't point out that 'grammer' is spelt grammar. ","Ohh yeah, \*grammar "
40406,"Figured, you didn't point out that 'grammer' is spelt grammar. ","Ohh yeah, \*grammar ",Its cool I cant even read
40407,Does anyone else really really really love driving late at night?,I love it.,We should hangout sometime
40408,I love it.,We should hangout sometime,"If you're ever in Antigua, shoot me a message and we shall."
40409,I’m happy.,CONGRATS,Thank you so much! &lt;3 
40410,CONGRATS,Thank you so much! &lt;3 ,"Congrats dude, also if you don’t mind me asking, what are you going into?"
40411,I’m happy.,Great job!! What are you studying? ,Political science and criminal justice! And thank you! :) 
40412,Great job!! What are you studying? ,Political science and criminal justice! And thank you! :) ,Oh! Good pick! I have a lot of PoliSci classes. All the best to you!!
40413,Great job!! What are you studying? ,Political science and criminal justice! And thank you! :) ,"Politics is super interesting to study, good choice!"
40414,Great job!! What are you studying? ,Political science and criminal justice! And thank you! :) ,What was your essay about? Sounds like you're doing pretty well.
40415,Great job!! What are you studying? ,Political science and criminal justice! And thank you! :) ,"Damn, criminal justice. I've always been interested in the field."
40416,I’m happy.,Congrats!! And happy cake day :),Thank you friend. &lt;3
40417,Congrats!! And happy cake day :),Thank you friend. &lt;3,I second this man's cake day comment
40418,"tuesday is the q's day, right?","1. Coworker to be honest

2. I guess my SIL

3. Clumsy

4. Songs

5. Naw, I'm good",coworker?
40419,"1. Coworker to be honest

2. I guess my SIL

3. Clumsy

4. Songs

5. Naw, I'm good",coworker?,She's very attractive and I'm a guy. But those thoughts have already passed.
40420,coworker?,She's very attractive and I'm a guy. But those thoughts have already passed.,...darn
40421,"tuesday is the q's day, right?","1. Tinder guy
2. Last Fuck Buddy
3. N/A
4. Music
5. Yeah. I want to see Mandy maybe. ",ayo fwb 
40422,"1. Tinder guy
2. Last Fuck Buddy
3. N/A
4. Music
5. Yeah. I want to see Mandy maybe. ",ayo fwb ,?
40423,ayo fwb ,?,friends with benefits
40424,?,friends with benefits,yeah i know that but ayo/
40425,friends with benefits,yeah i know that but ayo/,oh just like.. ayo! y'know. 
40426,Hey CC! It’s my birthday today and I want you to tell me your favorite movie by telling me your favorite quote from the movie.,"""I. WILL NOT. DIE. SOBER!!! GET THOSE F***ING LUUUDES!!"" ",If this is Fear &amp; Loathing I’m going to be pissed I don’t remember the part
40427,"""I. WILL NOT. DIE. SOBER!!! GET THOSE F***ING LUUUDES!!"" ",If this is Fear &amp; Loathing I’m going to be pissed I don’t remember the part,"Haha, nope! The Wolf of Wallstreet (2013). "
40428,If this is Fear &amp; Loathing I’m going to be pissed I don’t remember the part,"Haha, nope! The Wolf of Wallstreet (2013). ",Damn. Only saw it once. It was a helluva ride
40429,Hey CC! It’s my birthday today and I want you to tell me your favorite movie by telling me your favorite quote from the movie.,"“YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO STICK IT IN THE GROUND!”

“IT *IS* IN THE GROUND!” ",Old Toby...the finest weed in all the south farthing
40430,"“YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO STICK IT IN THE GROUND!”

“IT *IS* IN THE GROUND!” ",Old Toby...the finest weed in all the south farthing,Ayyyy! 
40431,Old Toby...the finest weed in all the south farthing,Ayyyy! ,My quote was between those movies and what I quoted.  Which one was your favorite 
40432,Ayyyy! ,My quote was between those movies and what I quoted.  Which one was your favorite ,"Sorry, not sure I understand the question. "
40433,My quote was between those movies and what I quoted.  Which one was your favorite ,"Sorry, not sure I understand the question. ","Fellowship, Two Towers, or Return of the King? Which one was your favorite?"
40434,Hey CC! It’s my birthday today and I want you to tell me your favorite movie by telling me your favorite quote from the movie.,Some men just want to watch the world burn,"I love Michael Cain, especially in those movies"
40435,Some men just want to watch the world burn,"I love Michael Cain, especially in those movies",Caine* and yeah I agree
40436,"I made a custom hoodie for a singer that I like, not sure if he would like it. A day after I gave it to him, I saw him wearing it in public, and he uploaded a photo of him wearing it on his Instagram. I still can't believe it.",You're not gonna give their band a shoutout? Booo,IKR I wanna know!!! TELL OP 
40437,You're not gonna give their band a shoutout? Booo,IKR I wanna know!!! TELL OP ,Haha alright! They're called CNCO. 
40438,"I made a custom hoodie for a singer that I like, not sure if he would like it. A day after I gave it to him, I saw him wearing it in public, and he uploaded a photo of him wearing it on his Instagram. I still can't believe it.",That's so awesome! And CNCO is Ah-mazing!! :) ,"Thank you so much! :)

I hope you have a great day/night."
40439,That's so awesome! And CNCO is Ah-mazing!! :) ,"Thank you so much! :)

I hope you have a great day/night.",You as well! 
40440,"I made a custom hoodie for a singer that I like, not sure if he would like it. A day after I gave it to him, I saw him wearing it in public, and he uploaded a photo of him wearing it on his Instagram. I still can't believe it.","Yo, CNCO makes AMAZING music, I'm happy for you.",Thank you!
40441,"Yo, CNCO makes AMAZING music, I'm happy for you.",Thank you!,"Whats your favourite song by them, and which member was it???"
40442,Thank you!,"Whats your favourite song by them, and which member was it???","My favorite song is ""Mamita,"" and it was Joel! "
40443,"Whats your favourite song by them, and which member was it???","My favorite song is ""Mamita,"" and it was Joel! ",Sweet
40444,Today is 3 years since i quit cigarettes cold turkey. I now know what a rose smells like,"Hey, you've got me beat by exactly one year.  I quit two years ago on this day.","Haha you've got me beat by two years, I'm quitting today!"
40445,"Hey, you've got me beat by exactly one year.  I quit two years ago on this day.","Haha you've got me beat by two years, I'm quitting today!",Congratulations and good luck! What made you choose to quit?
40446,Today is 3 years since i quit cigarettes cold turkey. I now know what a rose smells like,You quit smoking the day I made this Reddit,Happy Cakeday!
40447,You quit smoking the day I made this Reddit,Happy Cakeday!,r/karmaroulette
40448,Happy Cakeday!,r/karmaroulette,"Third time wasn't the charm this time, ouch."
40449,Today is 3 years since i quit cigarettes cold turkey. I now know what a rose smells like,I quit cold turkey 28 days ago! Going strong so far.,"Hey, exactly the same here - wanna check in on each other in a year?"
40450,I quit cold turkey 28 days ago! Going strong so far.,"Hey, exactly the same here - wanna check in on each other in a year?",[removed]
40451,I quit cold turkey 28 days ago! Going strong so far.,"Hey, exactly the same here - wanna check in on each other in a year?","Yeah, I’m down!"
40452,"Hey, exactly the same here - wanna check in on each other in a year?","Yeah, I’m down!",[removed]
40453,If you could live anywhere in the USA where would you pick and why?,Where is the pay/take home money the best considering local cost of living and median housing?,I think the cheapest place I've been considering is San Antonio.
40454,Where is the pay/take home money the best considering local cost of living and median housing?,I think the cheapest place I've been considering is San Antonio.,"If Omaha's on your list, it's going to be cheaper than San Antonio."
40455,I bought a Roomba.,I hope you attach a music speaker to it and call it DJ roomba ,r/unexpectedpawnee
40456,I hope you attach a music speaker to it and call it DJ roomba ,r/unexpectedpawnee,*snidely laughs in Eagletonian*
40457,r/unexpectedpawnee,*snidely laughs in Eagletonian*,*throws garbage*
40458,I hope you attach a music speaker to it and call it DJ roomba ,r/unexpectedpawnee,i thought this would turn out as a sub i fell for. im so glad im wrong. 
40459,I bought a Roomba.,Well? Did you make your cats ride it yet???,I'm bloody trying but he's a stubborn ass 🙄
40460,Well? Did you make your cats ride it yet???,I'm bloody trying but he's a stubborn ass 🙄,Try giving the roomba more attention and see if that helps. 
40461,I'm bloody trying but he's a stubborn ass 🙄,Try giving the roomba more attention and see if that helps. ,"He said he wanted the cat to ride the roombas, not assert dominance over it and destroy it."
40462,Try giving the roomba more attention and see if that helps. ,"He said he wanted the cat to ride the roombas, not assert dominance over it and destroy it.",Lmaoooo!
40463,I bought a Roomba.,Did you remember to buy a pack of googly eyes to accessorize your new roomba?,...oh my god
40464,Did you remember to buy a pack of googly eyes to accessorize your new roomba?,...oh my god,Get the really big ones.
40465,...oh my god,Get the really big ones.,You really are cool sometimes 
40466,Get the really big ones.,You really are cool sometimes ,Thanks! :D
40467,I bought a Roomba.,You forgot to tell us where to buy it and how much. What a blatant ad.,"Man, I bet you're a riot at parties!"
40468,You forgot to tell us where to buy it and how much. What a blatant ad.,"Man, I bet you're a riot at parties!","Ok Roomba marketing department, whatever you say."
40469,I bought a Roomba.,Is it an i7? Is it as good as they say it is?,It is not! It's a 980.
40470,Is it an i7? Is it as good as they say it is?,It is not! It's a 980.,Cool beans! I hope it brings you many happy clean days. Haha.
40471,"Drunk, stoned, coked up, and home alone for the next 3 days. Tell me about what's been bothering you.",How much coke do you have? About to get some myself in a few hours.,About 2 grams. I'm a cheap date :P
40472,How much coke do you have? About to get some myself in a few hours.,About 2 grams. I'm a cheap date :P,2 grams for $70? You’ll not get one gram for that in Sweden 
40473,"Drunk, stoned, coked up, and home alone for the next 3 days. Tell me about what's been bothering you.",Why do we park on a driveway and drive on parkway ? ,To fuck with non native English speakers.
40474,Why do we park on a driveway and drive on parkway ? ,To fuck with non native English speakers.,Excellent answer!!!
40475,"I have no one to tell really, but I got my first publication in a healthcare journal!",Ooh cool! What was it about? ,Thank you! More or less virtual reality in pain management and VR use in clinical settings.
40476,Ooh cool! What was it about? ,Thank you! More or less virtual reality in pain management and VR use in clinical settings.,"How'd you get started on it? What led you down your path, friend?"
40477,Thank you! More or less virtual reality in pain management and VR use in clinical settings.,"How'd you get started on it? What led you down your path, friend?",Not your friend buddy!
40478,"How'd you get started on it? What led you down your path, friend?",Not your friend buddy!,"Not your buddy, guy!"
40479,Not your friend buddy!,"Not your buddy, guy!","Thanks, can't believe I got so many downvotes!"
40480,"I have no one to tell really, but I got my first publication in a healthcare journal!",Congratulations! That's so awesome!,Agreed!
40481,Congratulations! That's so awesome!,Agreed!,Double agreed! Thanks !
40482,Agreed!,Double agreed! Thanks !,Triple agreed! You're very welcome!
40483,I hate reading but I would like to develop an interest in books,  How about comic books or manga  seems like a good middle ground  ,Any recommendations?
40484,  How about comic books or manga  seems like a good middle ground  ,Any recommendations?, What do you like and  woud you prefer  comics or manga 
40485,He shushes me so they could sleep.,Now test him on lawyer jokes and see if he has a sense of humour ,Oooooh I like this. Any good ones?
40486,Now test him on lawyer jokes and see if he has a sense of humour ,Oooooh I like this. Any good ones?,"What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start"
40487,He shushes me so they could sleep.,He could be shushing you because he’s choosing his next victim. ,Ha!
40488,He could be shushing you because he’s choosing his next victim. ,Ha!,"Sorry, just watched American Psycho the other day! "
40489,One year off drugs and one year into the best job ever!!!,"heroin sucks ass

you, my friend, kick ass :)","Thank you, friend!! You kick ass too!!"
40490,"heroin sucks ass

you, my friend, kick ass :)","Thank you, friend!! You kick ass too!!",\^____\^
40491,One year off drugs and one year into the best job ever!!!,"Coming up on six myself, so happy for you. I know that liberated feeling. Congratulations! ",Wow!!! Yes!! You are amazing!! Congratulations to you too!!
40492,"Coming up on six myself, so happy for you. I know that liberated feeling. Congratulations! ",Wow!!! Yes!! You are amazing!! Congratulations to you too!!,We are all in this together my friend. 
40493,First time in a mental ward,"What's your favorite pizza toppings?  A potentially controversial topic, I know....",I'm doxxing the first person who says pineapple! /s
40494,"What's your favorite pizza toppings?  A potentially controversial topic, I know....",I'm doxxing the first person who says pineapple! /s,Say I won't hmm
40495,"What's your favorite pizza toppings?  A potentially controversial topic, I know....",I'm doxxing the first person who says pineapple! /s,Oh no... it begins
40496,"I'm new around here, and I definitely don't want to start an army of highly skilled individuals",I like trains.,I also enjoy locomotives
40497,I like trains.,I also enjoy locomotives,I was kidding around mate
40498,My boss told me today that I’m in the top 10 best bartenders he’s ever worked with today.,What he didn't say was that he only worked with 9 other bartenders,Zinger 
40499,What he didn't say was that he only worked with 9 other bartenders,Zinger ,"At first, I read it as “dad” instead of “boss” and I felt really sad for you. 

"
40500,Zinger ,"At first, I read it as “dad” instead of “boss” and I felt really sad for you. 

","I mean I’d take that from my dad! 

If your father said that, that could be a very nice thing. "
40501,My boss told me today that I’m in the top 10 best bartenders he’s ever worked with today.,who was the top ten yesterday? does he make a top ten everyday?,Plot twist: he’s worked with 9 previous bartenders. /s
40502,who was the top ten yesterday? does he make a top ten everyday?,Plot twist: he’s worked with 9 previous bartenders. /s,plot twist: hes only ever worked with 3 other bartenders 
40503,My boss told me today that I’m in the top 10 best bartenders he’s ever worked with today.,Shoulda asserted dominance and ask why he was insulting you. You're number fucking one damnit.,"YOU THINK YOURE NUMBER 1?

YOURE NOT

YOURE NUMBER 10.

Best line in 3 Ninjas as a kid.

"
40504,Shoulda asserted dominance and ask why he was insulting you. You're number fucking one damnit.,"YOU THINK YOURE NUMBER 1?

YOURE NOT

YOURE NUMBER 10.

Best line in 3 Ninjas as a kid.

",Don't think I saw that.
40505,Today I have my second interview for a well-paying job that will CHANGE THE GAME for me if all goes well. Here goes nothin',Wishing you well! ☺️,Thank you!! :)
40506,Wishing you well! ☺️,Thank you!! :),Show then you are a leader and a delegator. Send somebody else in your place for the interview.
40507,Thank you!! :),Show then you are a leader and a delegator. Send somebody else in your place for the interview.,Best.....Username....Fucking...Ever!!!
40508,Show then you are a leader and a delegator. Send somebody else in your place for the interview.,Best.....Username....Fucking...Ever!!!,YES!! Finally. Somebody appreciates my stupidity!
40509,Wishing you well! ☺️,Thank you!! :),Good luck! I’ve got one tomorrow too! Eek!
40510,Thank you!! :),Good luck! I’ve got one tomorrow too! Eek!,Good luck!! Lemme know how it goes!! 
40511,Good luck! I’ve got one tomorrow too! Eek!,Good luck!! Lemme know how it goes!! ,Smashed it!
40512,Today I have my second interview for a well-paying job that will CHANGE THE GAME for me if all goes well. Here goes nothin',Tell us the result. Good luck!,Will do!! Thank you!
40513,Tell us the result. Good luck!,Will do!! Thank you!,Show them you can fit in more than one place. Interview them instead
40514,Tell us the result. Good luck!,Will do!! Thank you!,I just checked back!  The suspense....
40515,Will do!! Thank you!,I just checked back!  The suspense....,Remindme tomorrow 
40516,Today I have my second interview for a well-paying job that will CHANGE THE GAME for me if all goes well. Here goes nothin',Yay! Break a leg!!,I'll break two!! Thanks :)
40517,Yay! Break a leg!!,I'll break two!! Thanks :),That's the spirit!
40518,Explain your username,"Hackers, the movie.  ",I’ve never seen it!  
40519,"Hackers, the movie.  ",I’ve never seen it!  ,"Great movie.  Young Angelina Jolie and Matthew Lillard, among countless others "
40520,Explain your username,"I like Sailor Moon, so I wanted something Sailor Scout-ish.","YO I LOVE SAILOR MOON!! 

Happy 30.  I’m 26 and completely dreading getting older.  "
40521,"I like Sailor Moon, so I wanted something Sailor Scout-ish.","YO I LOVE SAILOR MOON!! 

Happy 30.  I’m 26 and completely dreading getting older.  ",Thank you :)
40522,Explain your username,I sell doors,"Oh, sweet - I buy doors! I'm a wood door purchaser at a distributor in the midwest. WBU?"
40523,I sell doors,"Oh, sweet - I buy doors! I'm a wood door purchaser at a distributor in the midwest. WBU?","I work for a company in Denver, mainly residential deals"
40524,Explain your username,Do you know how easy it is to come up with a username?,I find it pretty easy 😂.  What does yours mean? 
40525,Do you know how easy it is to come up with a username?,I find it pretty easy 😂.  What does yours mean? ,"Nothing, I just came up with it when thinking of a name."
40526,Explain your username,I like cheese and weed. ,Sounds expensive. 
40527,I like cheese and weed. ,Sounds expensive. ,IT IS MY MAN
40528,Explain your username,It's a combination of a band that I liked and my favourite name. ,Pedro the lion? 
40529,It's a combination of a band that I liked and my favourite name. ,Pedro the lion? ,Yes!
40530,Explain your username,It’s a puzzle 🧩 ,"23 piece puzzle Haley


I think Paramore’s lead has a similar user on Twitter "
40531,It’s a puzzle 🧩 ,"23 piece puzzle Haley


I think Paramore’s lead has a similar user on Twitter ",I’m impressed 
40532,how do YALL cook your hot dogs.,i fry them in a pan,oh no 
40533,i fry them in a pan,oh no ,Oh yes.
40534,how do YALL cook your hot dogs.,"FRY EM 

Or boil w the kid on, so the hotdogs soak up water and expand. ",yes!! thank u!! the right answer
40535,"FRY EM 

Or boil w the kid on, so the hotdogs soak up water and expand. ",yes!! thank u!! the right answer,"I am so sleepy, but I firmly support my response.  I’m also unsure who’s kid I’m using 😂"
40536,how do YALL cook your hot dogs.,"FRY EM 

Or boil w the kid on, so the hotdogs soak up water and expand. ","Oooo I  have an air fryer, works great on bacon,  never thought of a hot dog. "
40537,"FRY EM 

Or boil w the kid on, so the hotdogs soak up water and expand. ","Oooo I  have an air fryer, works great on bacon,  never thought of a hot dog. ","Mmmmmm, bacon wrapped hot dogs."
40538,how do YALL cook your hot dogs.,Boiling is the wrongest wrong. ,"and why's that,, how do u cook ur hotdogs "
40539,Boiling is the wrongest wrong. ,"and why's that,, how do u cook ur hotdogs ","Grill, pan or oven. Makes a nice crisp skin and browns it nicely. "
40540,"I walked in on my roommate cross-dressing, and my reaction was not what I expected","If your roommate ever finds out that you saw, pass on your compliment.
It might be appreciated. ",I kinda want to but we've been friends for four years...might make things weird
40541,"If your roommate ever finds out that you saw, pass on your compliment.
It might be appreciated. ",I kinda want to but we've been friends for four years...might make things weird,I would not say anything until he says something which may be NEVER. 
40542,"If your roommate ever finds out that you saw, pass on your compliment.
It might be appreciated. ",I kinda want to but we've been friends for four years...might make things weird,Dude you don't have to fuck him.
40543,I kinda want to but we've been friends for four years...might make things weird,Dude you don't have to fuck him.,"According to Reddit, it doesn't count if you say ""no homo"" afterwards"
40544,Dude you don't have to fuck him.,"According to Reddit, it doesn't count if you say ""no homo"" afterwards","Or ""the Seinfeld Corollary"", ""not that there's anything wrong with that..."""
40545,Dude you don't have to fuck him.,"According to Reddit, it doesn't count if you say ""no homo"" afterwards","Well as long as the balls don't touch, you don't even have to worry about saying no homo."
40546,I kinda want to but we've been friends for four years...might make things weird,Dude you don't have to fuck him.,There's a whole genre of erotica about that.
40547,"If your roommate ever finds out that you saw, pass on your compliment.
It might be appreciated. ",I kinda want to but we've been friends for four years...might make things weird,"Yeah, this is a really difficult situation :/"
40548,"If your roommate ever finds out that you saw, pass on your compliment.
It might be appreciated. ",I kinda want to but we've been friends for four years...might make things weird,Not if you wear a dress too when you give the compliment! 
40549,"If your roommate ever finds out that you saw, pass on your compliment.
It might be appreciated. ",I kinda want to but we've been friends for four years...might make things weird,"It's not gay to have sex with your friend.

I mean "
40550,"If your roommate ever finds out that you saw, pass on your compliment.
It might be appreciated. ",I kinda want to but we've been friends for four years...might make things weird,I want an update to this if you do tell him!! 
40551,"If your roommate ever finds out that you saw, pass on your compliment.
It might be appreciated. ",I kinda want to but we've been friends for four years...might make things weird,I've ruined so many great friendship s because I made things sexual. Good idea not to
40552,"If your roommate ever finds out that you saw, pass on your compliment.
It might be appreciated. ",I kinda want to but we've been friends for four years...might make things weird,"Or

He might find it incredible helpful to have a good friend to confide in. "
40553,"If your roommate ever finds out that you saw, pass on your compliment.
It might be appreciated. ",I kinda want to but we've been friends for four years...might make things weird,Nah you'll more than likely be doing him a favor especially saying what you said here
40554,"If your roommate ever finds out that you saw, pass on your compliment.
It might be appreciated. ",I kinda want to but we've been friends for four years...might make things weird,They call them traps for a reason .
40555,"I walked in on my roommate cross-dressing, and my reaction was not what I expected",I think I read this hentai and it ends very well for both of you. ,Something something Love Stage
40556,I think I read this hentai and it ends very well for both of you. ,Something something Love Stage,Eggloading
40557,I think I read this hentai and it ends very well for both of you. ,Something something Love Stage,I &lt;3 Love Stage.
40558,"I walked in on my roommate cross-dressing, and my reaction was not what I expected",I think I read this hentai and it ends very well for both of you. ,I think I've read a similar one. Sauce?
40559,I think I read this hentai and it ends very well for both of you. ,I think I've read a similar one. Sauce?,"Oh friend, as if I know the name of the 8 page porn comics I use to get off. "
40560,"I walked in on my roommate cross-dressing, and my reaction was not what I expected",I think I read this hentai and it ends very well for both of you. ,This totally sounds like the plot of a yaoi manga
40561,I think I read this hentai and it ends very well for both of you. ,This totally sounds like the plot of a yaoi manga,it's not yaoi if one of them presents as a woman.
40562,"I walked in on my roommate cross-dressing, and my reaction was not what I expected",I think I read this hentai and it ends very well for both of you. ,S A U C E?
40563,I think I read this hentai and it ends very well for both of you. ,S A U C E?,I'ma say Boku no pico.
40564,"I walked in on my roommate cross-dressing, and my reaction was not what I expected",I think I read this hentai and it ends very well for both of you. ,I hope it's killing stalking
40565,I think I read this hentai and it ends very well for both of you. ,I hope it's killing stalking,What’s that?
40566,"I walked in on my roommate cross-dressing, and my reaction was not what I expected","Everybody be nice.  Homophobic comments are not nice, and will be removed.  ",You draw the line at dead baby jokes
40567,"Everybody be nice.  Homophobic comments are not nice, and will be removed.  ",You draw the line at dead baby jokes,Well it's not like the baby is around to get upset.
40568,"I walked in on my roommate cross-dressing, and my reaction was not what I expected",He may not even be into other men. Some people just like to crossdress.,When I lose weight you'll bet I'm gonna crossdress.
40569,He may not even be into other men. Some people just like to crossdress.,When I lose weight you'll bet I'm gonna crossdress.,"You go, dude!"
40570,He may not even be into other men. Some people just like to crossdress.,When I lose weight you'll bet I'm gonna crossdress.,Crossfit to crossdress! 
40571,Do you guys ever feel the urge to say. “I love you” to random people?,I desperately want to put x’s at the end of comments. Xxx,"You did it, how did it feel?"
40572,I desperately want to put x’s at the end of comments. Xxx,"You did it, how did it feel?",Lovely! Xx
40573,"You did it, how did it feel?",Lovely! Xx,I’m so proud of you :) xx
40574,Lovely! Xx,I’m so proud of you :) xx,You have no idea how much I’m smiling now:) thank you! Xx
40575,Do you guys ever feel the urge to say. “I love you” to random people?,"No, but I love fist bumping and hugging people at techno concerts. ",You go to a lot of techno concerts? That sounds like a fun time.
40576,"No, but I love fist bumping and hugging people at techno concerts. ",You go to a lot of techno concerts? That sounds like a fun time.,"No, I only go once every 3 months. "
40577,You go to a lot of techno concerts? That sounds like a fun time.,"No, I only go once every 3 months. ",I envy you! I’ve never been to any concert. I need to branch out.
40578,"No, I only go once every 3 months. ",I envy you! I’ve never been to any concert. I need to branch out.,Yeah well I’d go more often but it’s dangerous to do md more than once every 3 months. 
40579,Do you guys ever feel the urge to say. “I love you” to random people?,r/mdma,"I’ve yet to try it, but I do love that community."
40580,r/mdma,"I’ve yet to try it, but I do love that community.","The sub is ok, the real thing's pretty spectacular, just be safe."
40581,"I’ve yet to try it, but I do love that community.","The sub is ok, the real thing's pretty spectacular, just be safe.","Absolutely, thanks for the advice man. I love you."
40582,"The sub is ok, the real thing's pretty spectacular, just be safe.","Absolutely, thanks for the advice man. I love you.",LOVE YOU!  HUGS!
40583,Do you guys ever feel the urge to say. “I love you” to random people?,"I'm a busser at a restaurant, and a waitress nonchalantly said that to me.",Maybe the only way she can say I love you is with a monotonous tone.
40584,"I'm a busser at a restaurant, and a waitress nonchalantly said that to me.",Maybe the only way she can say I love you is with a monotonous tone.,She has a boyfriend...who's not me lol
40585,Maybe the only way she can say I love you is with a monotonous tone.,She has a boyfriend...who's not me lol,"Ah, so it was a slip up."
40586,Do you guys ever feel the urge to say. “I love you” to random people?,No,"No, it’s not only my problem or No you’ve never felt this way?"
40587,No,"No, it’s not only my problem or No you’ve never felt this way?",Second one.
40588,"I just passed my exam, im officially a Engineer",YAY!!!!!,I know!!
40589,YAY!!!!!,I know!!,I just know you are hyped as hell looking back at all your hard work. What an accomplishment!!!
40590,"I just passed my exam, im officially a Engineer","Congrats, I gave you silver to make you happier",I don't know what silver is but thanks a lot!! n_n
40591,"Congrats, I gave you silver to make you happier",I don't know what silver is but thanks a lot!! n_n,It gives you a week of premium(no ads and access to r/lounge) and I don’t know how many coins
40592,I don't know what silver is but thanks a lot!! n_n,It gives you a week of premium(no ads and access to r/lounge) and I don’t know how many coins,Oh! Nice.
40593,My brother came out to me today!,You must be a good sister!,Brother* but thanks! 
40594,You must be a good sister!,Brother* but thanks! ,Oops sorry lol!! Brother!
40595,My brother came out to me today!,It’s really that simple. Clearly OP cares about his/her brother,It helps that we’ve been best friends for pretty much most of our lives :)
40596,It’s really that simple. Clearly OP cares about his/her brother,It helps that we’ve been best friends for pretty much most of our lives :),Very fortunate!
40597,Anyone else got a dry sense of humor and people don’t get it?,No. I'm a very serious man. Humor is all about ambiguity and I prefer to be straightforward.,That’s okay too.
40598,No. I'm a very serious man. Humor is all about ambiguity and I prefer to be straightforward.,That’s okay too.,Whoosh!
40599,That’s okay too.,Whoosh!,Wow I can’t believe I fell for it. Better pretend I was being sarcastic back.  
40600,I finally stood up to a bully at work.,"Haha, I mean that's funny, but maybe less assault next time. ","The amount I applied was held back.

Maybe only verbal assault next time?"
40601,"Haha, I mean that's funny, but maybe less assault next time. ","The amount I applied was held back.

Maybe only verbal assault next time?",What you did was actually battery. Most is assault is verbal. It's threatening to harm someone.
40602,"Haha, I mean that's funny, but maybe less assault next time. ","The amount I applied was held back.

Maybe only verbal assault next time?",He could probably get you arrested for that actually 
40603,"Haha, I mean that's funny, but maybe less assault next time. ","The amount I applied was held back.

Maybe only verbal assault next time?",I was kinda hoping you hit hit the shit out of that asshole
40604,"Haha, I mean that's funny, but maybe less assault next time. ","The amount I applied was held back.

Maybe only verbal assault next time?","ahh, it's so reddit in here.

next time kick his dick off, and then twist it."
40605,"The amount I applied was held back.

Maybe only verbal assault next time?","ahh, it's so reddit in here.

next time kick his dick off, and then twist it.",Give him the ol' dick twist.
40606,"ahh, it's so reddit in here.

next time kick his dick off, and then twist it.",Give him the ol' dick twist.,*THE OL' DICK TWIST!*
40607,Give him the ol' dick twist.,*THE OL' DICK TWIST!*,You know. That old hat...
40608,"The amount I applied was held back.

Maybe only verbal assault next time?","ahh, it's so reddit in here.

next time kick his dick off, and then twist it.",Wait so the dick is off the body THEN you twist? 
40609,"ahh, it's so reddit in here.

next time kick his dick off, and then twist it.",Wait so the dick is off the body THEN you twist? ,instructions very clear!
40610,I finally stood up to a bully at work.,"Haha, I mean that's funny, but maybe less assault next time. ",I’d wait to hear the full story before I said that. 
40611,"Haha, I mean that's funny, but maybe less assault next time. ",I’d wait to hear the full story before I said that. ,"Go ahead, I'm listening. "
40612,I’d wait to hear the full story before I said that. ,"Go ahead, I'm listening. ",Maybe they deserved to get hit with a tray is all I’m saying. 
40613,"Go ahead, I'm listening. ",Maybe they deserved to get hit with a tray is all I’m saying. ,Is that it? I'll listen to anything you have to say. 
40614,I finally stood up to a bully at work.,You for sure could have handled this without hitting someone and losing your job..,I was planning on leaving anyway as it wasn't worth the stress
40615,You for sure could have handled this without hitting someone and losing your job..,I was planning on leaving anyway as it wasn't worth the stress,You were planning on leaving so hitting someone is justified. Got it.
40616,I finally stood up to a bully at work.,You for sure could have handled this without hitting someone and losing your job..,Shut up
40617,You for sure could have handled this without hitting someone and losing your job..,Shut up,No thank you.
40618,I finally stood up to a bully at work.,Well since you've got a pregnant wife and a baby on the way do you really think this was smart? ,"Wait, really?!?"
40619,Well since you've got a pregnant wife and a baby on the way do you really think this was smart? ,"Wait, really?!?",Yeah i looked at his post history
40620,"Wait, really?!?",Yeah i looked at his post history,"Ok, so he’s just a dumbass all round then"
40621,"Wait, really?!?",Yeah i looked at his post history,Classy as assault with a deadly food tray. 
40622,I finally stood up to a bully at work.,For those times when you just *can't* go to HR.,"The dude's a troll, look at all my other comments."
40623,For those times when you just *can't* go to HR.,"The dude's a troll, look at all my other comments.","Thanks for the heads up, bro/sis"
40624,I took a personal day and didn't disguise it as a sick day.,You took a day off to hang out with your dogs? FFS.,Dogs are the best company..
40625,You took a day off to hang out with your dogs? FFS.,Dogs are the best company..,If people don't like you. Dog people are the new cat ladies.
40626,Dogs are the best company..,If people don't like you. Dog people are the new cat ladies.,I like my dogs more than I like you 
40627,Dogs are the best company..,If people don't like you. Dog people are the new cat ladies.,"If being a dog person is cool,  consider me Miles Davis "
40628,If people don't like you. Dog people are the new cat ladies.,"If being a dog person is cool,  consider me Miles Davis ",That's the grossest thing I've heard in my life.
40629,"If being a dog person is cool,  consider me Miles Davis ",That's the grossest thing I've heard in my life.,You haven't lived. 
40630,That's the grossest thing I've heard in my life.,You haven't lived. ,I thought we were doing a Billy Madison thing.
40631,You haven't lived. ,I thought we were doing a Billy Madison thing.,I was...
40632,I had anti-vax parents and am finally saving up to get vaccinated!,"We should be friends, simply based on this monumental accomplishment.",Let’s do it
40633,"We should be friends, simply based on this monumental accomplishment.",Let’s do it,"Hit me up, friend."
40634,I had anti-vax parents and am finally saving up to get vaccinated!,Doesnt insurance cover vaccination?,"I’m from Ireland living in Canada so I only have travel insurance, which only covers emergencies"
40635,Doesnt insurance cover vaccination?,"I’m from Ireland living in Canada so I only have travel insurance, which only covers emergencies",could you get them done when you go back to Ireland?
40636,"After 2 years as a full-time single dad, and 14 months in court, today I finally signed papers for full custody and proper support!","Congrats and close that chapter and open a new one with a guys night out!  You and your son! 
",His B-day is coming up soon so we are going to do dinner and the Lego Movie 2. I'm excited!
40637,"Congrats and close that chapter and open a new one with a guys night out!  You and your son! 
",His B-day is coming up soon so we are going to do dinner and the Lego Movie 2. I'm excited!,Two things to celebrate!  Live your best life! 
40638,His B-day is coming up soon so we are going to do dinner and the Lego Movie 2. I'm excited!,Two things to celebrate!  Live your best life! ,Thanks! I'm trying!
40639,"Congrats and close that chapter and open a new one with a guys night out!  You and your son! 
",His B-day is coming up soon so we are going to do dinner and the Lego Movie 2. I'm excited!,"Sounds great my dad never really spent time with me when I was younger, sounds like a great dad!"
40640,Im on a 24 hour shift. Anyone want a casual conversation? Look to pass the time.,No one to chat so Ill just talk to myself,I dont like you
40641,No one to chat so Ill just talk to myself,I dont like you,ok
40642,I’m about 1 year clean from self harm.,"Good job, I hope I can get the one day too",It’s very hard. It’s still a constant battle for me. Do you have a support system? 
40643,"Good job, I hope I can get the one day too",It’s very hard. It’s still a constant battle for me. Do you have a support system? ,Not really no.
40644,I love you all,"I love you too, you beautiful human being :)",Now that is the pot calling the kettle black! 
40645,"I love you too, you beautiful human being :)",Now that is the pot calling the kettle black! ,Haha so true!
40646,Heya- haven't done this in awhile! TIME FOR SOME TRUTH OR TRUTH!,truth,What's your favorite meme....
40647,truth,What's your favorite meme....,"im already tracer... i have bad taste ok. XD
Now you. same question."
40648,What's your favorite meme....,"im already tracer... i have bad taste ok. XD
Now you. same question.",Any kermit meme. I LIVE for kermit memes. 
40649,Heya- haven't done this in awhile! TIME FOR SOME TRUTH OR TRUTH!,Can I just pass at the start?,"I mean yeah, you don't have to even play lol. "
40650,Can I just pass at the start?,"I mean yeah, you don't have to even play lol. ",Nah just teasing. I am a wuss. You have a nice day
40651,Heya- haven't done this in awhile! TIME FOR SOME TRUTH OR TRUTH!,Truth,What new music are ya listening to lately? 
40652,Truth,What new music are ya listening to lately? ,I don’t listen to new music. Been listening to Dispatch a lot recently.
40653,What new music are ya listening to lately? ,I don’t listen to new music. Been listening to Dispatch a lot recently.,I haven't heard Dispatch in a looooong time
40654,I don’t listen to new music. Been listening to Dispatch a lot recently.,I haven't heard Dispatch in a looooong time,You’re missing out! Their more recent stuff is as good (and some better) than their older stuff
40655,Heya- haven't done this in awhile! TIME FOR SOME TRUTH OR TRUTH!,Truth,What's your favorite meal? 
40656,Truth,What's your favorite meal? ,"Shepherd's pie.

What is your favourite colour?"
40657,What's your favorite meal? ,"Shepherd's pie.

What is your favourite colour?","Oooh shepards pie is rad. 

I fucking love green. "
40658,Heya- haven't done this in awhile! TIME FOR SOME TRUTH OR TRUTH!,tRuTh,You have to eat the last meal you ate every day for a year! Hows life? 
40659,tRuTh,You have to eat the last meal you ate every day for a year! Hows life? ,"Hm, that would be bread with herbed butter. I think I'll be fine :)"
40660,You have to eat the last meal you ate every day for a year! Hows life? ,"Hm, that would be bread with herbed butter. I think I'll be fine :)",I could do. Fuck me up with bread. 
40661,Heya- haven't done this in awhile! TIME FOR SOME TRUTH OR TRUTH!,Truth ,Are you hungry right now???
40662,Truth ,Are you hungry right now???,Idk. I hope not tbh
40663,Are you hungry right now???,Idk. I hope not tbh,I'm always hungry. The struggle. 
40664,Idk. I hope not tbh,I'm always hungry. The struggle. ,Yep. Weight gain isn’t fun :/
40665,Heya- haven't done this in awhile! TIME FOR SOME TRUTH OR TRUTH!,Truth!,"Can you handle the truth...? 

&amp;#x200B;

What's the best book you've read? "
40666,Truth!,"Can you handle the truth...? 

&amp;#x200B;

What's the best book you've read? ","Truth or dare!
"
40667,Heya- haven't done this in awhile! TIME FOR SOME TRUTH OR TRUTH!,Truth,What's the best response you've gotten from your username? 
40668,Truth,What's the best response you've gotten from your username? ,"A capitalized HELLO THERE

How did you make your username?"
40669,Heya- haven't done this in awhile! TIME FOR SOME TRUTH OR TRUTH!,Truth,Are you a night owl or a morning person
40670,Truth,Are you a night owl or a morning person,Both. 
40671,Heya- haven't done this in awhile! TIME FOR SOME TRUTH OR TRUTH!,Truth,"Where's your cave, dave? "
40672,Truth,"Where's your cave, dave? ","Ystradfellte, follow the Afon Mellte downstream. Come on in,



Can you swim?"
40673,My son was born last night and I must say that my wife is the strongest woman I know.,Congratulations to you both! And welcome to the world son of u/ThatTrippyHippie 😀 ,Thank you! We named him Leo!
40674,Congratulations to you both! And welcome to the world son of u/ThatTrippyHippie 😀 ,Thank you! We named him Leo!,It’s a gorgeous name :)
40675,My son was born last night and I must say that my wife is the strongest woman I know.,Congratulations! What's his name?,Leo!
40676,Congratulations! What's his name?,Leo!,That was my great grandpa's name! It's a good name. 
40677,"I complimented a lonely girl, and it had an effect",r/wholesome :),Awe &lt;3
40678,r/wholesome :),Awe &lt;3,OP why do you have a cute lil doge next to your name? where can i get one xD
40679,Awe &lt;3,OP why do you have a cute lil doge next to your name? where can i get one xD,Edit flair &gt;choose color &gt; type *:doge:*
40680,"I complimented a lonely girl, and it had an effect",I generally don't compliment strangers because I don't want to come off as creepy,Feminists have ruined everything. 
40681,I generally don't compliment strangers because I don't want to come off as creepy,Feminists have ruined everything. ,[removed]
40682,"I complimented a lonely girl, and it had an effect",I really don’t know how to take a compliment. =[,"usually, a smile and a small thank you, is enough"
40683,I really don’t know how to take a compliment. =[,"usually, a smile and a small thank you, is enough",I kinda feel like it’s a gateway to conversation and I’m terrible at small talk. =X
40684,"I complimented a lonely girl, and it had an effect",Please give me some compliments too.,Uhhhhhhhhhhhh you write good?
40685,Please give me some compliments too.,Uhhhhhhhhhhhh you write good?,I am good at Research :)
40686,Uhhhhhhhhhhhh you write good?,I am good at Research :),Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You're good at Reasearch
40687,"I complimented a lonely girl, and it had an effect",Good for you. Keep doing this. It's the best habit you could ever have.,I quite enjoy it. You should do it too!
40688,Good for you. Keep doing this. It's the best habit you could ever have.,I quite enjoy it. You should do it too!,"Yes, we all should."
40689,I’m 16 and today was my first day working at a restaurant and my first real job,how was your day at work ?,It was really good actually thanks for asking
40690,how was your day at work ?,It was really good actually thanks for asking,no problem! Whats your schedule?
40691,It was really good actually thanks for asking,no problem! Whats your schedule?,Well today I worked 5 and a half hours from 8 to 3:30
40692,no problem! Whats your schedule?,Well today I worked 5 and a half hours from 8 to 3:30,Nice! How much per hour?
40693,Well today I worked 5 and a half hours from 8 to 3:30,Nice! How much per hour?,$8.50
40694,Nice! How much per hour?,$8.50,Not bad!
40695,"My favourite part of reddit is when a bot gives an answer like a measurement conversion and it says “I am a bot, downvote to delete.” And then people reply with “good bot”.",Good bot,Thank you. I wrote a fairly active bot and I pretend all the compliments I get are for me ;)
40696,Good bot,Thank you. I wrote a fairly active bot and I pretend all the compliments I get are for me ;),Technically they are. The bot wouldn't exist without you. Good job making a good bot.
40697,"My favourite part of reddit is when a bot gives an answer like a measurement conversion and it says “I am a bot, downvote to delete.” And then people reply with “good bot”.",Good bot,good metabot
40698,Good bot,good metabot,!ThesaurizeThis
40699,"My son came out of school with his hair sticking out all crazy like a lion. When I asked him why, he said, ""I may or may not have tried to get away with mismatched socks in PE by being Albert Einstein.""",And then everybody clapped,Haha right?! What is wrong with these people? This absolutely did not happen. 
40700,And then everybody clapped,Haha right?! What is wrong with these people? This absolutely did not happen. ,[removed]
40701,"My son came out of school with his hair sticking out all crazy like a lion. When I asked him why, he said, ""I may or may not have tried to get away with mismatched socks in PE by being Albert Einstein.""",That kid's name?,Sockbert Mcsandmatchstein
40702,That kid's name?,Sockbert Mcsandmatchstein,Streetlamp Le Moose
40703,"My son came out of school with his hair sticking out all crazy like a lion. When I asked him why, he said, ""I may or may not have tried to get away with mismatched socks in PE by being Albert Einstein.""",Reminds me of ''Le petit prince''.,"That's my favorite book!

Source: see my pfp"
40704,Reminds me of ''Le petit prince''.,"That's my favorite book!

Source: see my pfp",Nice! I'm having troubles with it tbh on college!
40705,"That's my favorite book!

Source: see my pfp",Nice! I'm having troubles with it tbh on college!,What troubles? 
40706,"My son came out of school with his hair sticking out all crazy like a lion. When I asked him why, he said, ""I may or may not have tried to get away with mismatched socks in PE by being Albert Einstein.""",Reminds me of ''Le petit prince''.,I haven't read it. What's it about?
40707,Reminds me of ''Le petit prince''.,I haven't read it. What's it about?,Try it!
40708,I haven't read it. What's it about?,Try it!,"I will, then. If I remember... My memory is famously terrible."
40709,Try it!,"I will, then. If I remember... My memory is famously terrible.",Little prince by Saint-Exhupery
40710,"I will, then. If I remember... My memory is famously terrible.",Little prince by Saint-Exhupery,Thank you. Will you mind if I screen shot this and email it to myself?
40711,Little prince by Saint-Exhupery,Thank you. Will you mind if I screen shot this and email it to myself?,No problem with me!
40712,Thank you. Will you mind if I screen shot this and email it to myself?,No problem with me!,Thanks :)
40713,My divorce was finalized yesterday and I'm officially a single dad of 4 boys. Took my boys to Chilis and the lady sitting next to us bought us all a Mini Molten after seeing how well behaved my boys are and hearing that they are bilingual.,How old are they?,"Follow up question, what are their linguas?"
40714,How old are they?,"Follow up question, what are their linguas?",English and Spanish(mother's tongue) from one of OP's comments.
40715,My divorce was finalized yesterday and I'm officially a single dad of 4 boys. Took my boys to Chilis and the lady sitting next to us bought us all a Mini Molten after seeing how well behaved my boys are and hearing that they are bilingual.,Chilis ad. Got it.,Lol... they do have those amazing Baby back baby back baby back ribs... and bbq sauce!!! 
40716,Chilis ad. Got it.,Lol... they do have those amazing Baby back baby back baby back ribs... and bbq sauce!!! ,"Of course you guys do!!!

lolol!!1!"
40717,Lol... they do have those amazing Baby back baby back baby back ribs... and bbq sauce!!! ,"Of course you guys do!!!

lolol!!1!",Touche' 
40718,"A year ago I was a homeless drug addict, tomorrow I'm getting a promo and raise at the office I work in",Congrats :) ,"*checks username*
*checks post history*

You good bud? Needa have a chat?"
40719,Congrats :) ,"*checks username*
*checks post history*

You good bud? Needa have a chat?","I’m getting there, thank you. "
40720,"A year ago I was a homeless drug addict, tomorrow I'm getting a promo and raise at the office I work in",Congrats!! That's fantastic! You can share your victory with us. ,"Hah! Thanks, man :)"
40721,Congrats!! That's fantastic! You can share your victory with us. ,"Hah! Thanks, man :)",No problem. What kind of work do you do if you don't mind me asking? 
40722,Today my son went to the dentist and got a hair cut,"As a high functioning autistic myself, I'm proud of him!",Wish i was autistic. Such easy upvotes
40723,"As a high functioning autistic myself, I'm proud of him!",Wish i was autistic. Such easy upvotes,As big as the spectrum is you might be on it. 
40724,Wish i was autistic. Such easy upvotes,As big as the spectrum is you might be on it. ,Oof ouch owie
40725,"As a high functioning autistic myself, I'm proud of him!",Wish i was autistic. Such easy upvotes,You’re an asshole.
40726,Today my son went to the dentist and got a hair cut,Still not sure why u got a haircut at the dentist...,He got a hair cut and also went to the dentist. 
40727,Still not sure why u got a haircut at the dentist...,He got a hair cut and also went to the dentist. ,"Ohh lol, proper wording is key."
40728,Anyone have any favorite dishes they haven't had in a while?,Cabbage rolls!,"Ayy, are you from the Balkans? I've had them recommended by Serbians!"
40729,Cabbage rolls!,"Ayy, are you from the Balkans? I've had them recommended by Serbians!","No im canadian. If you haven""t tried them you are soooo missing out!"
40730,Anyone have any favorite dishes they haven't had in a while?,My mom's lasagna.,But not her spaghetti?
40731,My mom's lasagna.,But not her spaghetti?,Nope.  That I can recreate easily.  😀
40732,My mom's lasagna.,But not her spaghetti?,"Besides, I'm not a rapper from 8 mile..."
40733,"To those of you here who suffer from anxiety, I now understand a little and sympathise massively. You guys are damn strong.",Anxiety sucks but its also for pussies,"Either clarify that this doesn't mean what it appears to mean, or grow up dude."
40734,Anxiety sucks but its also for pussies,"Either clarify that this doesn't mean what it appears to mean, or grow up dude.",You’re a nice guy :)
40735,Today I'm gonna cut my hair after almost 15 years growing up!,Before and after pics!,On the post! :)
40736,Before and after pics!,On the post! :),Wow! Looks great dude! You liked it?
40737,On the post! :),Wow! Looks great dude! You liked it?,"I do! But I'm still feeling strange. haha

Thanks! :)"
40738,"Today, a girl at the supermarket gave me an extra chicken drumstick",She likes you,I want to believe ;)
40739,She likes you,I want to believe ;),Believe man!
40740,She likes you,I want to believe ;),Rejection is better than regret
40741,I want to believe ;),Rejection is better than regret,regrection is when an attempt fails. 
40742,Rejection is better than regret,regrection is when an attempt fails. ,Reflection is after you bang that clingy girl that you told you just wanted to be friends
40743,I want to believe ;),Rejection is better than regret,"That's just, like, your opinion, man. "
40744,She likes you,I want to believe ;),Investigate my guy. I just gave you your 69th upvote. It's a sign.
40745,"Today, a girl at the supermarket gave me an extra chicken drumstick","Damn she wanted to FUCK

Or she just did it out of politeness",nah... she wanted to fuck. I like that option more.
40746,"Damn she wanted to FUCK

Or she just did it out of politeness",nah... she wanted to fuck. I like that option more.,You should've given her the drumstick then
40747,nah... she wanted to fuck. I like that option more.,You should've given her the drumstick then,The whole drumstick?
40748,You should've given her the drumstick then,The whole drumstick?,Nah just the tip
40749,"Today, a girl at the supermarket gave me an extra chicken drumstick",Is she fat and ugly ?!,why do u ask
40750,Is she fat and ugly ?!,why do u ask,for a friend 
40751,"Today, a girl at the supermarket gave me an extra chicken drumstick",In Mali that's the same thing as a proposal of marriage. ,In Singapore I would have proposed marriage to her.
40752,In Mali that's the same thing as a proposal of marriage. ,In Singapore I would have proposed marriage to her.,"""Ai stead mai?"""
40753,In Mali that's the same thing as a proposal of marriage. ,In Singapore I would have proposed marriage to her.,"In Russia, chicken propose to you"
40754,In Singapore I would have proposed marriage to her.,"In Russia, chicken propose to you",*florida man picks up trumpet and starts playing the Soviet Union anthem*
40755,"In Russia, chicken propose to you",*florida man picks up trumpet and starts playing the Soviet Union anthem*,Australia just picks at their nose and bum with a thank you full of swears.
40756,"In Russia, chicken propose to you",*florida man picks up trumpet and starts playing the Soviet Union anthem*,In America your family holds loaded guns to your head and tells you to marry her.
40757,*florida man picks up trumpet and starts playing the Soviet Union anthem*,In America your family holds loaded guns to your head and tells you to marry her., Depends on the state you're in. 
40758,"In Russia, chicken propose to you",*florida man picks up trumpet and starts playing the Soviet Union anthem*,*Florida man picks up drumstick with butthole and launches it at police*
40759,In Singapore I would have proposed marriage to her.,"In Russia, chicken propose to you",Jokes aside Russian chicks do look good
40760,"In Russia, chicken propose to you",Jokes aside Russian chicks do look good,"Those polish hens though, you can’t beat a chicken with an afro "
40761,In Singapore I would have proposed marriage to her.,"In Russia, chicken propose to you", I'm laughing way harder at that then should. 
40762,In Mali that's the same thing as a proposal of marriage. ,In Singapore I would have proposed marriage to her.,in singapore most women come with an extra drumstick.
40763,"Today, a girl at the supermarket gave me an extra chicken drumstick",In Mali that's the same thing as a proposal of marriage. ,Lmao. xD xD xD
40764,In Mali that's the same thing as a proposal of marriage. ,Lmao. xD xD xD,Lick my ass out? 
40765,"Today, a girl at the supermarket gave me an extra chicken drumstick",Go back and ask for her thighs instead 😏,I’m 12 and this offends me.  
40766,Go back and ask for her thighs instead 😏,I’m 12 and this offends me.  ,ok
40767,Go back and ask for her thighs instead 😏,I’m 12 and this offends me.  ,Hey now you're minus 12
40768,"Today, a girl at the supermarket gave me an extra chicken drumstick",Go back and ask for her thighs instead 😏,And come home with a sexual assault charge
40769,Go back and ask for her thighs instead 😏,And come home with a sexual assault charge,Now you gotta stay 100 yards away from the thighs at all times 
40770,"Today, a girl at the supermarket gave me an extra chicken drumstick",Go back and ask for her thighs instead 😏,"Or, y’know, not be a creep "
40771,Go back and ask for her thighs instead 😏,"Or, y’know, not be a creep ",What are you? Chicken?
40772,"Or, y’know, not be a creep ",What are you? Chicken?,Heyo!
40773,"A package was stolen from my doorstep, and I just found the thief’s hiding spot.",Please pay your cat tax ,I edited the OP!
40774,Please pay your cat tax ,I edited the OP!,Gorgeous kitty :) 
40775,My parents found a post I made on Reddit so I had to scorch earth my old account and delete it,Giving you an upvote to help you rebuild. ,"Thank you, I greatly appreciate it."
40776,Giving you an upvote to help you rebuild. ,"Thank you, I greatly appreciate it.",Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?
40777,"Thank you, I greatly appreciate it.",Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?,*frying
40778,I'm finally back on Reddit after the government shut down the internet,Welcome back! ,Great to be back! Been crazy catching up on the news (Spider-Man trailer woooow)
40779,Welcome back! ,Great to be back! Been crazy catching up on the news (Spider-Man trailer woooow),It’s so good!
40780,Welcome back! ,Great to be back! Been crazy catching up on the news (Spider-Man trailer woooow),"Yes lad, keeping your priorities "
40781,Great to be back! Been crazy catching up on the news (Spider-Man trailer woooow),"Yes lad, keeping your priorities ",Should be titled Spider-Man and his amazing friends amirite?
40782,I'm finally back on Reddit after the government shut down the internet,It wouldnt matter to me because i dont have friends anyway ;-;,But you're here with us on Reddit and sometimes that's enough 💖
40783,It wouldnt matter to me because i dont have friends anyway ;-;,But you're here with us on Reddit and sometimes that's enough 💖,😌😙🥰🥰❤️❤️
40784,I'm finally back on Reddit after the government shut down the internet,Why did I read this with an accent?,It's really weird because I have no real discernable accent lol
40785,Why did I read this with an accent?,It's really weird because I have no real discernable accent lol,I had just watched a Vice documentary on Zimbabwe lol
40786,What are some of your unrealistic goals?,"Get an amazing body, but I love salt and vinegar chips too much","Same, my downfall is ramen and Bloody Mary's. "
40787,"Get an amazing body, but I love salt and vinegar chips too much","Same, my downfall is ramen and Bloody Mary's. ",Ramen... Oishii!!!! Especially when it's so cold out like right now. 
40788,what’s been troubling you?,You got this! Focus on your studies and your boyfriend will be back before you know it! ,"I’m trying my best, ty. =‘) !"
40789,You got this! Focus on your studies and your boyfriend will be back before you know it! ,"I’m trying my best, ty. =‘) !",Of course! Just know that you guys are both out there bettering yourselves! :) 
40790,what’s been troubling you?,just tryin to survive the crypto winter,I freeze in 40° F weather and it’s currently 22. How about you? 
40791,just tryin to survive the crypto winter,I freeze in 40° F weather and it’s currently 22. How about you? ,"at least -300°, cryptowinters suck"
40792,I think my appendix is about to explode and I'm stuck in a waiting room for the next hour. Let's talk about literally anything,Gun control would 100% work and we should repeal the 2nd amendment ,Wow.  Not even close.  
40793,Gun control would 100% work and we should repeal the 2nd amendment ,Wow.  Not even close.  ,Prove me wrong give me 3 examples
40794,I think my appendix is about to explode and I'm stuck in a waiting room for the next hour. Let's talk about literally anything,I can always walk you through our septic tank install we are doing.,Go for it. Maybe I can use this knowledge in the future
40795,I can always walk you through our septic tank install we are doing.,Go for it. Maybe I can use this knowledge in the future,"First .... ""Call before you dig..."""
40796,I think my appendix is about to explode and I'm stuck in a waiting room for the next hour. Let's talk about literally anything,"So, how about those Patriots.",Oh yeah man hope they beat the British. Love a good underdog story
40797,"So, how about those Patriots.",Oh yeah man hope they beat the British. Love a good underdog story,Not a football fan?
40798,Hobby-based subreddits can be pretty elitist.,"Get into mycology, you don't need money to find mushrooms! ",Unless you live somewhere where it's illegal and you get fined. 
40799,"Get into mycology, you don't need money to find mushrooms! ",Unless you live somewhere where it's illegal and you get fined. ,Not illegal if you dont get caught
40800,Hobby-based subreddits can be pretty elitist.,"Get into mycology, you don't need money to find mushrooms! ",Is that like mushroom hunting? My redneck side of the family does that.
40801,"Get into mycology, you don't need money to find mushrooms! ",Is that like mushroom hunting? My redneck side of the family does that.,Redneck’s ?  morels are some of the best you can find.  Get out there and start looking. 
40802,Hobby-based subreddits can be pretty elitist.,Even the marijuana based subs are that way. It's ridiculous. ,If only there were some way for those people to chill :(
40803,Even the marijuana based subs are that way. It's ridiculous. ,If only there were some way for those people to chill :(,If only. 
40804,Hobby-based subreddits can be pretty elitist.,What happened to the box?,"I gave it to her and she was like ""uhhh thanks?"" Haha. Whatever, I worked hard on it. "
40805,What happened to the box?,"I gave it to her and she was like ""uhhh thanks?"" Haha. Whatever, I worked hard on it. ","Bwoah. Are you still together? Also, how did you like it? Were you satisfied with it?"
40806,"I gave it to her and she was like ""uhhh thanks?"" Haha. Whatever, I worked hard on it. ","Bwoah. Are you still together? Also, how did you like it? Were you satisfied with it?","Lol no, we broke up a few years ago. We don't speak, unsurprisingly. "
40807,"Bwoah. Are you still together? Also, how did you like it? Were you satisfied with it?","Lol no, we broke up a few years ago. We don't speak, unsurprisingly. ","That sucks. ): 
"
40808,"Lol no, we broke up a few years ago. We don't speak, unsurprisingly. ","That sucks. ): 
","Eh, I'm better off without her hahaha. "
40809,What’s something most people find to be an unattractive feature that you find attractive?,Softness. ,Cuddle material?
40810,Softness. ,Cuddle material?,"Yeah and idk it’s so *real*, it’s refreshing?"
40811,What’s something most people find to be an unattractive feature that you find attractive?,A hump,Like a humped back?
40812,A hump,Like a humped back?,Sure.
40813,What’s something most people find to be an unattractive feature that you find attractive?,Neon hair colours!,I love having fun hair! 
40814,Neon hair colours!,I love having fun hair! ,"Dear MilfNikki, do you want to mary me?"
40815,I love having fun hair! ,"Dear MilfNikki, do you want to mary me?",Only if you didnt run out of TP for your bungholio 😆
40816,I just got back my grades and I got an A for a subject I thought I was going to fail!,"Great to hear! Good job, keep up the good work",thanks :)
40817,"Great to hear! Good job, keep up the good work",thanks :),I really hope you maintain that A in the subject from now on (:
40818,thanks :),I really hope you maintain that A in the subject from now on (:,I'll try!
40819,I just got back my grades and I got an A for a subject I thought I was going to fail!,Luuuucky I got a D in my Calc class and I’m gonna have to re take it over the summer,"you'll improve as long as you put in the required effort, don't worry :) you got this!"
40820,Luuuucky I got a D in my Calc class and I’m gonna have to re take it over the summer,"you'll improve as long as you put in the required effort, don't worry :) you got this!",Thank you!! I’m gonna focus on Chem and Physiology for now and work on it over the summer
40821,I just got back my grades and I got an A for a subject I thought I was going to fail!,What subject?,development journalism
40822,What subject?,development journalism,What is that?  
40823,development journalism,What is that?  ,about exploring certain social issues in-depth
40824,"After Years of Trying, I’m Pregnant!",Time to join [r/babybumps!](reddit.com/r/babybumps)  congrats op!!!!,"You don't have to format to link to a sub, just putting /r/babybumps works"
40825,Time to join [r/babybumps!](reddit.com/r/babybumps)  congrats op!!!!,"You don't have to format to link to a sub, just putting /r/babybumps works",Oh my god wow I did not know that. Thanks for letting me know!
40826,"After Years of Trying, I’m Pregnant!",Well you certainly milked this opportunity for maximum upvotes,Apparently I did! Just checked my phone after a workout and went “whoa this blew up!” 
40827,Well you certainly milked this opportunity for maximum upvotes,Apparently I did! Just checked my phone after a workout and went “whoa this blew up!” ,You deserved it too!
40828,"After Years of Trying, I’m Pregnant!",did you finally find out how a penis works lol?,Oh I’m so sorry yours is so small
40829,did you finally find out how a penis works lol?,Oh I’m so sorry yours is so small,[removed]
40830,"Good evening, Reddit! Give me a song and I'll rate it!",Despacito,6/10 I think
40831,Despacito,6/10 I think,"It's a cool song actually. Not something I would listen to, but not that bad"
40832,Despacito,6/10 I think,"Memes aside, how about Courtship of the Mermaid by Ninja Sex Party?"
40833,"Good evening, Reddit! Give me a song and I'll rate it!",All I Want for You is Christmas,Ahahah
40834,All I Want for You is Christmas,Ahahah,What does you mean?
40835,Ahahah,What does you mean?,I just found funny the way you wrote it. 
40836,What does you mean?,I just found funny the way you wrote it. ,Its the title of a song. 
40837,I just found funny the way you wrote it. ,Its the title of a song. ,Link?
40838,All I Want for You is Christmas,Ahahah,Homeboy asked for a song right? So he could listen to it right? Its the title of a song.  
40839,Ahahah,Homeboy asked for a song right? So he could listen to it right? Its the title of a song.  ,Link please :)
40840,"Good evening, Reddit! Give me a song and I'll rate it!",Names and Races- Foreign Fields ,"7/10 :) Now I have an amazing song to relax to also. really cool
"
40841,Names and Races- Foreign Fields ,"7/10 :) Now I have an amazing song to relax to also. really cool
","Haha check out the live version, it’s soooo good "
40842,"Good evening, Reddit! Give me a song and I'll rate it!","Greyhound - Calpurnia 
",9/10 !
40843,"Greyhound - Calpurnia 
",9/10 !,"Nice, really enjoyable song glad you like it too"
40844,Lack of snow is messing with me,I live in Canada for gods sake and it only got to -15 this winter 😪,*only* -15 degrees 
40845,I live in Canada for gods sake and it only got to -15 this winter 😪,*only* -15 degrees ,It’ll be -20 on Thursday so I guess I should be a little happy 
40846,*only* -15 degrees ,It’ll be -20 on Thursday so I guess I should be a little happy ,It’s only 27 F ~ -3 C where I am 
40847,It’ll be -20 on Thursday so I guess I should be a little happy ,It’s only 27 F ~ -3 C where I am ,"ah, so beach weather then."
40848,I live in Canada for gods sake and it only got to -15 this winter 😪,*only* -15 degrees ,"Canada here too, but we only got snow not too long ago... and some freezing rain. :S"
40849,Lack of snow is messing with me,THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CLIMATE CHANGE!!,Why are you yelling?
40850,THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CLIMATE CHANGE!!,Why are you yelling?,Because dumb people are often louder than smart people
40851,Would you rather...,Hour on the moon. I hate traveling,Hahahahaha. Would you answer change if I added teleportation into the mix?
40852,Hour on the moon. I hate traveling,Hahahahaha. Would you answer change if I added teleportation into the mix?,... yeah. 
40853,Would you rather...,Neither.. both sound miserable ,Well. What would you rather do?
40854,Neither.. both sound miserable ,Well. What would you rather do?,I’m an auto-didactic homebody. I enjoy learning new topics and internal thinking.
40855,I have been in the US for almost 7 years now and I can't order a coffee correctly.,As a foreigner I got diabetes just by reading that.,As a foreigner all I can say is: 太多糖
40856,As a foreigner I got diabetes just by reading that.,As a foreigner all I can say is: 太多糖,"As another foreigner, all I can say is 我不懂普通话."
40857,As a foreigner all I can say is: 太多糖,"As another foreigner, all I can say is 我不懂普通话.","As a third foreigner, all I can say is: kjære vene"
40858,"As another foreigner, all I can say is 我不懂普通话.","As a third foreigner, all I can say is: kjære vene","As a fourth foreigner, all I can say is : xakreechi pida "
40859,"As a third foreigner, all I can say is: kjære vene","As a fourth foreigner, all I can say is : xakreechi pida ",As a fifth foreigner living in the us all I can say is: holy frijoles!
40860,"As a fourth foreigner, all I can say is : xakreechi pida ",As a fifth foreigner living in the us all I can say is: holy frijoles!,"As an American, all I can say is I need to step up my foreign language game!"
40861,"As a fourth foreigner, all I can say is : xakreechi pida ",As a fifth foreigner living in the us all I can say is: holy frijoles!,"As an American living in the US, all I can say is... “yeah, sorry about that.”"
40862,As a fifth foreigner living in the us all I can say is: holy frijoles!,"As an American living in the US, all I can say is... “yeah, sorry about that.”","As an american soldier during 1964 in teufort all I can say is ""shut up! This is my post now"""
40863,"As an American living in the US, all I can say is... “yeah, sorry about that.”","As an american soldier during 1964 in teufort all I can say is ""shut up! This is my post now""","As a Brit, all I can do is sip my tea as the sun never sets on the British Empire. \*sips\*"
40864,"As an american soldier during 1964 in teufort all I can say is ""shut up! This is my post now""","As a Brit, all I can do is sip my tea as the sun never sets on the British Empire. \*sips\*","as an emirati, all I can say is: صب لي تشاي يا حمار"
40865,As a fifth foreigner living in the us all I can say is: holy frijoles!,"As an American living in the US, all I can say is... “yeah, sorry about that.”",Found the Canadian trying to pretend to be an American!
40866,"As a fourth foreigner, all I can say is : xakreechi pida ",As a fifth foreigner living in the us all I can say is: holy frijoles!,"As Foreigner, all I can say is: I want to know what love is."
40867,As a fifth foreigner living in the us all I can say is: holy frijoles!,"As Foreigner, all I can say is: I want to know what love is.",Underrated comment.
40868,As a fifth foreigner living in the us all I can say is: holy frijoles!,"As Foreigner, all I can say is: I want to know what love is.","Inexplicably, this comment's reception has been Cold As Ice."
40869,"As a fourth foreigner, all I can say is : xakreechi pida ",As a fifth foreigner living in the us all I can say is: holy frijoles!,As a fifth foreigner all I can say is: δεν ξέρω τι πρέπει να πω 
40870,As a foreigner I got diabetes just by reading that.,As a foreigner all I can say is: 太多糖,我是一个中文学生。我的中文是不好。:(
40871,What would you say if I created a number bigger than infinity and I called that number Enigma?,"Simply, infinity + infinity = infinity. ",But I created something bigger than infinity. It's simply called Enigma. 
40872,"Simply, infinity + infinity = infinity. ",But I created something bigger than infinity. It's simply called Enigma. ,You literally didn't create shit. 
40873,What would you say if I created a number bigger than infinity and I called that number Enigma?,Enigma + 1 = Infinity,I disagree. Psi + 1 = infinity. Psi is the last countable number until you reach infinity.
40874,Enigma + 1 = Infinity,I disagree. Psi + 1 = infinity. Psi is the last countable number until you reach infinity.,Infinity is PSI and everything behind that. You can keep stacking words on put of words. 
40875,Enigma + 1 = Infinity,I disagree. Psi + 1 = infinity. Psi is the last countable number until you reach infinity.,It literally doesn't exist 
40876,What are your unpopular opinions?,"First the cereal, then the milk. I don't know about you but many people told me the opposite ",I think that's more common actually
40877,"First the cereal, then the milk. I don't know about you but many people told me the opposite ",I think that's more common actually,Soggy cereal or milk first? 
40878,What are your unpopular opinions?,"I am a black conservative Christian who kinda enjoys debates. 

How much time you got?","Plenty of it, time that is. What type of debates interest you the most? "
40879,"I am a black conservative Christian who kinda enjoys debates. 

How much time you got?","Plenty of it, time that is. What type of debates interest you the most? ",Every type really haha. I enjoy hot takes and honest discussion.
40880,"Plenty of it, time that is. What type of debates interest you the most? ",Every type really haha. I enjoy hot takes and honest discussion.,Nice! Do you debate yourself or do you just enjoy watching them? 
40881,Every type really haha. I enjoy hot takes and honest discussion.,Nice! Do you debate yourself or do you just enjoy watching them? ,I do as well. I watch debates to just to see ideas go back and forth.
40882,Nice! Do you debate yourself or do you just enjoy watching them? ,I do as well. I watch debates to just to see ideas go back and forth.,"Nice, it’s interesting to watch for sure. "
40883,What are your unpopular opinions?,That cheese is fucking disgusting.,I’m a huge cheese person but I don’t get how people can love Swiss. Swiss is evil.
40884,That cheese is fucking disgusting.,I’m a huge cheese person but I don’t get how people can love Swiss. Swiss is evil.,"True, Swiss has got to be the worst of them all, well aside from that maggot cheese. "
40885,What are your unpopular opinions?,Pineapple on pizza is great (if you wanna get *really* unpopular: pineapple + mushrooms),Pineapple ham and bacon is one of the best combinations ever.  
40886,Pineapple on pizza is great (if you wanna get *really* unpopular: pineapple + mushrooms),Pineapple ham and bacon is one of the best combinations ever.  ,So ive heard but i can eat 
40887,Pineapple ham and bacon is one of the best combinations ever.  ,So ive heard but i can eat ,"That is a tragedy. 

I shall eat one in your honor. "
40888,So ive heard but i can eat ,"That is a tragedy. 

I shall eat one in your honor. ",Godspeed brother. I salute you.
40889,"That is a tragedy. 

I shall eat one in your honor. ",Godspeed brother. I salute you.,🍕
40890,I need some online friends,Sure,Ok then hi
40891,Sure,Ok then hi,What's ya favorite color?
40892,Ok then hi,What's ya favorite color?,I like blue and green. What’s yours 
40893,What's ya favorite color?,I like blue and green. What’s yours ,Red and blue
40894,I like blue and green. What’s yours ,Red and blue,Nice do you like to read
40895,Red and blue,Nice do you like to read,Sometimes I'm extremely pick though
40896,Nice do you like to read,Sometimes I'm extremely pick though,Me too what’s your favorite book
40897,Sometimes I'm extremely pick though,Me too what’s your favorite book,Don't really have one but I'm reading the last wish a witcher book right now
40898,Me too what’s your favorite book,Don't really have one but I'm reading the last wish a witcher book right now,Sounds cool what’s it about
40899,Don't really have one but I'm reading the last wish a witcher book right now,Sounds cool what’s it about,It's a fantasy book about witchers which are essentially kids trained from birth to kill monster
40900,Sounds cool what’s it about,It's a fantasy book about witchers which are essentially kids trained from birth to kill monster,Sounds cool I might check it out
40901,It's a fantasy book about witchers which are essentially kids trained from birth to kill monster,Sounds cool I might check it out,That's great 
40902,I need some online friends,Maybe share some interests and a bit more about yourself?,Ok then umm I like the netfix show Voltron and the seven deadly sins I like to read and draw too
40903,Maybe share some interests and a bit more about yourself?,Ok then umm I like the netfix show Voltron and the seven deadly sins I like to read and draw too,I like Voltron too. And I draw and read as well. Wanna be friends?
40904,Ok then umm I like the netfix show Voltron and the seven deadly sins I like to read and draw too,I like Voltron too. And I draw and read as well. Wanna be friends?,Yea sure who is your favorite Voltron character 
40905,I need some online friends,Hi,Hey what do ya like to do?
40906,Hi,Hey what do ya like to do?,Eat. I’m fat. 
40907,Hey what do ya like to do?,Eat. I’m fat. ,Same I’m trying to be healthier though so I can actually like myself
40908,Eat. I’m fat. ,Same I’m trying to be healthier though so I can actually like myself,You don’t like yourself? 
40909,Anyone casually take baths?,"Of course over people do, otherwise how would bath bomb industry thrive?? haha","Haha, I feel kinda dumb now! Oops!"
40910,"Of course over people do, otherwise how would bath bomb industry thrive?? haha","Haha, I feel kinda dumb now! Oops!","That's okay. The guy yesterday didn't know how to take showers, you're all good. LOL"
40911,"I went to the store with $5,32 I had in leftover change.",I feel like that deserves some kind of acheivement,r/outside
40912,I feel like that deserves some kind of acheivement,r/outside,There should be a flair option for r/outside. Where other members name their RL achievement.
40913,r/outside,There should be a flair option for r/outside. Where other members name their RL achievement.,"Agreed, I would wear the flair with pride"
40914,I feel like that deserves some kind of acheivement,r/outside,Thank you for introducing me to this lovely game! I would love to play it one day!
40915,"I went to the store with $5,32 I had in leftover change.",Più culo che cuore ,"I translated it. ""More ass than heart"" What the hell is that supposed to mean? "
40916,Più culo che cuore ,"I translated it. ""More ass than heart"" What the hell is that supposed to mean? ",This has made me laugh more than anything I’ve ever read on reddit. 
40917,Più culo che cuore ,"I translated it. ""More ass than heart"" What the hell is that supposed to mean? ",Depends on context for sure ;)
40918,Più culo che cuore ,"I translated it. ""More ass than heart"" What the hell is that supposed to mean? ",I actually looked up what “pico de gallo” meant yesterday. Had no idea it meant “roosters beak.”
40919,Più culo che cuore ,"I translated it. ""More ass than heart"" What the hell is that supposed to mean? ","I don’t know what it means either, but after laughing hysterically, I realized it sums me up. "
40920,"I went to the store with $5,32 I had in leftover change.",why did you buy 532$ in bananas,It's  5.32 
40921,why did you buy 532$ in bananas,It's  5.32 ,"no, it's 5,32$ I'm nitpicking the confusing and/or annoying grammar."
40922,It's  5.32 ,"no, it's 5,32$ I'm nitpicking the confusing and/or annoying grammar.",Europeans use this strange system. Another example of their obvious inferiority 
40923,"no, it's 5,32$ I'm nitpicking the confusing and/or annoying grammar.",Europeans use this strange system. Another example of their obvious inferiority ,WHY IS IT AMERICAN DOLLARS I'M SO CONFUSED
40924,"no, it's 5,32$ I'm nitpicking the confusing and/or annoying grammar.",Europeans use this strange system. Another example of their obvious inferiority ,"And not even all European countries, it's weird."
40925,It's  5.32 ,"no, it's 5,32$ I'm nitpicking the confusing and/or annoying grammar.","Well technically you are wrong because 5,32$ the peso sign goes before the number."
40926,"no, it's 5,32$ I'm nitpicking the confusing and/or annoying grammar.","Well technically you are wrong because 5,32$ the peso sign goes before the number.","FIRST OF ALL, BITCH..."
40927,"I went to the store with $5,32 I had in leftover change.",Am I the only American who thought it was five thousand dollars?,"Depends, do you often buy $5000 worth of apples and banana?"
40928,Am I the only American who thought it was five thousand dollars?,"Depends, do you often buy $5000 worth of apples and banana?",How much could one banana cost? $10? 
40929,"I went to the store with $5,32 I had in leftover change.","Frugal Freddy over here, and a healthy choice to boot!",Life as a poor student...
40930,"Frugal Freddy over here, and a healthy choice to boot!",Life as a poor student...,"Oh, aww"
40931,"I went to the store with $5,32 I had in leftover change.","Some countries use commas for decimals. You're not wrong in your useage of the comma, just FYI!","I know, we don't where I'm from, but many people were complaining"
40932,"Some countries use commas for decimals. You're not wrong in your useage of the comma, just FYI!","I know, we don't where I'm from, but many people were complaining",Well they are very rude haha. Not everything revolves around how America does it 
40933,"I know, we don't where I'm from, but many people were complaining",Well they are very rude haha. Not everything revolves around how America does it ,"Take note:



You're on an American website. "
40934,"I know, we don't where I'm from, but many people were complaining",Well they are very rude haha. Not everything revolves around how America does it ,England has . 
40935,Well they are very rude haha. Not everything revolves around how America does it ,England has . ,"Canada uses , tho"
40936,"Some countries use commas for decimals. You're not wrong in your useage of the comma, just FYI!","I know, we don't where I'm from, but many people were complaining","That’s their problem, not yours."
40937,My whole life I always thought everyone showered standing up and that was the normal thing to do but after meeting my girlfriend I’ve realised not everyone does.,"I was about to get in the shower, I think I'm going sit this time and see how it goes hehehe",How did it go!? 
40938,"I was about to get in the shower, I think I'm going sit this time and see how it goes hehehe",How did it go!? ,"it was awesome, very relaxaing. ill do it again for sure"
40939,My whole life I always thought everyone showered standing up and that was the normal thing to do but after meeting my girlfriend I’ve realised not everyone does.,Whaaaat? This is actually new to me that people do this,A LOT of people do this 
40940,Whaaaat? This is actually new to me that people do this,A LOT of people do this ,What is next? People like to eat candy bars with the wrappers still on? /s
40941,CT scan results for cancer came back today...,Great news! Congratulations!,Thank you :) just bought a bottle of champagne to celebrate. Cheers!
40942,Great news! Congratulations!,Thank you :) just bought a bottle of champagne to celebrate. Cheers!,Enjoy!
40943,CT scan results for cancer came back today...,Good news on a Thursday,Best Thursday (or any day) i've had in a while
40944,Good news on a Thursday,Best Thursday (or any day) i've had in a while,Well I'm glad to know you'll be with us for many more.
40945,Best Thursday (or any day) i've had in a while,Well I'm glad to know you'll be with us for many more.,Thank you stranger :)
40946,I just realized I could let the shower warm up before stepping in,"Hahaha, shit this made me laugh...",Made my day tbh
40947,"Hahaha, shit this made me laugh...",Made my day tbh,made my showers tbh
40948,"Hahaha, shit this made me laugh...",Made my day tbh,Whats that flair sorta thing you got there?
40949,Made my day tbh,Whats that flair sorta thing you got there?,"Idk, something bout a cat. I like cats. Why? You got something against my flair eh?"
40950,Whats that flair sorta thing you got there?,"Idk, something bout a cat. I like cats. Why? You got something against my flair eh?","A cat? Boy I think I’m seeing something else than you, I see a orange snoo sorta thing"
40951,"Idk, something bout a cat. I like cats. Why? You got something against my flair eh?","A cat? Boy I think I’m seeing something else than you, I see a orange snoo sorta thing","Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, isn't that what they say? lol"
40952,"A cat? Boy I think I’m seeing something else than you, I see a orange snoo sorta thing","Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, isn't that what they say? lol","Yeah, never seen anything like that on mobile. How do?"
40953,"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, isn't that what they say? lol","Yeah, never seen anything like that on mobile. How do?",Commenting only to experiment with adding said flair. 
40954,"Yeah, never seen anything like that on mobile. How do?",Commenting only to experiment with adding said flair. ,Yeah can't figure it out either. 
40955,"Yeah, never seen anything like that on mobile. How do?",Commenting only to experiment with adding said flair. ,"Yours says ""bad flair don't care""

What's mine say?"
40956,Commenting only to experiment with adding said flair. ,"Yours says ""bad flair don't care""

What's mine say?","""I draw pets"". I know what mine says, I just can't change it to the cat thing above user has. "
40957,"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, isn't that what they say? lol","Yeah, never seen anything like that on mobile. How do?",Yes I also want to know. Its so cute. 
40958,Whats that flair sorta thing you got there?,"Idk, something bout a cat. I like cats. Why? You got something against my flair eh?",How’d you get it?
40959,"Idk, something bout a cat. I like cats. Why? You got something against my flair eh?",How’d you get it?,On desktop Reddit haha!
40960,I just realized I could let the shower warm up before stepping in,"Hahaha, shit this made me laugh...",Happy fellow cake day!
40961,"Hahaha, shit this made me laugh...",Happy fellow cake day!,6 more of you and we'll have a full cake over here!
40962,"Hahaha, shit this made me laugh...",Happy fellow cake day!,Happy cake day y'all
40963,I just realized I could let the shower warm up before stepping in,All those wasted years! But think of all the water you've saved. ,Then think that amount pales into comparison to the amount wasted in industrial processes.
40964,All those wasted years! But think of all the water you've saved. ,Then think that amount pales into comparison to the amount wasted in industrial processes.,As if it still doesn't make a difference
40965,I just realized I could let the shower warm up before stepping in,All those wasted years! But think of all the water you've saved. ,the water is not really lost actually. 
40966,All those wasted years! But think of all the water you've saved. ,the water is not really lost actually. ,It isn't lost but it still takes energy to process and transport it so that it's usable again. 
40967,the water is not really lost actually. ,It isn't lost but it still takes energy to process and transport it so that it's usable again. ,Unless you live on septic (like me) and all your used water just goes into your yard.
40968,I just realized I could let the shower warm up before stepping in,All those wasted years! But think of all the water you've saved. ,Am I the only one who does that on purpose (/knowingly) to save water? 
40969,All those wasted years! But think of all the water you've saved. ,Am I the only one who does that on purpose (/knowingly) to save water? ,Put a bucket until the water is hot
40970,Am I the only one who does that on purpose (/knowingly) to save water? ,Put a bucket until the water is hot,Lol and then do what with the water? Cook? 
40971,Put a bucket until the water is hot,Lol and then do what with the water? Cook? ,Water plants
40972,Put a bucket until the water is hot,Lol and then do what with the water? Cook? ,Enemas
40973,Put a bucket until the water is hot,Lol and then do what with the water? Cook? ,Use it to flush the toilet next time you poop. 
40974,Lol and then do what with the water? Cook? ,Use it to flush the toilet next time you poop. ,"I don't even run the shower long enough for that lol 
"
40975,All those wasted years! But think of all the water you've saved. ,Am I the only one who does that on purpose (/knowingly) to save water? ,Yes.
40976,Am I the only one who does that on purpose (/knowingly) to save water? ,Yes.,Must be. I never thought it was that weird. 
40977,All those wasted years! But think of all the water you've saved. ,Am I the only one who does that on purpose (/knowingly) to save water? ,"As a Californian in a consistent drought, nope. Cold showers for life."
40978,Am I the only one who does that on purpose (/knowingly) to save water? ,"As a Californian in a consistent drought, nope. Cold showers for life.",In the winter? You mad man 
40979,I just realized I could let the shower warm up before stepping in,"Wait, the water gets hot? ",Wait you can turn the shower...on?
40980,"Wait, the water gets hot? ",Wait you can turn the shower...on?,"Well others might be able to, but not you."
40981,Wait you can turn the shower...on?,"Well others might be able to, but not you.",Your username is ironic 
40982,"Wait, the water gets hot? ",Wait you can turn the shower...on?,Wait am I even real
40983,Wait you can turn the shower...on?,Wait am I even real,I didn't want to be the one to tell you this but...you're a shower. 
40984,Wait am I even real,I didn't want to be the one to tell you this but...you're a shower. ,Explains why so much water comes out of my eyes 
40985,I didn't want to be the one to tell you this but...you're a shower. ,Explains why so much water comes out of my eyes ,:'(
40986,I didn't want to be the one to tell you this but...you're a shower. ,Explains why so much water comes out of my eyes ,F
40987,"Wait, the water gets hot? ",Wait you can turn the shower...on?,Is that what the nozzle is above my bathtub?
40988,"Wait, the water gets hot? ",Wait you can turn the shower...on?,Wait you can turn the shower... off?
40989,"Wait, the water gets hot? ",Wait you can turn the shower...on?,You need consent first. 
40990,I just realized I could let the shower warm up before stepping in,"Wait, the water gets hot? ",Not in Brazil
40991,"Wait, the water gets hot? ",Not in Brazil,"HAHA, the women aren't hot enough? I would need cold showers... lol"
40992,I just realized I could let the shower warm up before stepping in,"Wait, the water gets hot? ","Wait, there's water?

-- Flint, probably."
40993,"Wait, the water gets hot? ","Wait, there's water?

-- Flint, probably.","Wait, water is clear?"
40994,"Wait, there's water?

-- Flint, probably.","Wait, water is clear?",*Confused in African*
40995,"Wait, the water gets hot? ","Wait, there's water?

-- Flint, probably.",Dude...
40996,I just realized I could let the shower warm up before stepping in,"Wait, the water gets hot? ",Found the person in a Third World Country
40997,"Wait, the water gets hot? ",Found the person in a Third World Country,It's cold out here
40998,I just realized I could let the shower warm up before stepping in,All you need now is a shower beer. ,"&gt; 
&gt; 

I had a shower beer for the first time on New Year's Eve, and it was just splendid."
40999,All you need now is a shower beer. ,"&gt; 
&gt; 

I had a shower beer for the first time on New Year's Eve, and it was just splendid.",Never had one until I was 31. Changes the entire shower experience.
41000,I just realized I could let the shower warm up before stepping in,"I don’t blame you, this is fully parenting fail.  ",lol isn’t it just common sense?
41001,"I don’t blame you, this is fully parenting fail.  ",lol isn’t it just common sense?,Common sense is only easy when you know it
41002,"I don’t blame you, this is fully parenting fail.  ",lol isn’t it just common sense?,Don't waste water.
41003,I just realized I could let the shower warm up before stepping in,im confused. how have you been taking your showers for the past 28 years before that day? ,"Stepping into the shower and turning it on, getting blasted with cold water before it warms up"
41004,im confused. how have you been taking your showers for the past 28 years before that day? ,"Stepping into the shower and turning it on, getting blasted with cold water before it warms up",Yeah but what if it was a unfamiliar shower? You just stand there turning knobs???? Come on?
41005,"Stepping into the shower and turning it on, getting blasted with cold water before it warms up",Yeah but what if it was a unfamiliar shower? You just stand there turning knobs???? Come on?,What.
41006,"Stepping into the shower and turning it on, getting blasted with cold water before it warms up",Yeah but what if it was a unfamiliar shower? You just stand there turning knobs???? Come on?,Yea pretty much that’s how I do it
41007,Yeah but what if it was a unfamiliar shower? You just stand there turning knobs???? Come on?,Yea pretty much that’s how I do it,"You must have burned yourself at some point, no?"
41008,im confused. how have you been taking your showers for the past 28 years before that day? ,"Stepping into the shower and turning it on, getting blasted with cold water before it warms up","You poor, dumb, bastard."
41009,I just realized I could let the shower warm up before stepping in,Literal r/showerthoughts ,Best one I've seen yet
41010,Literal r/showerthoughts ,Best one I've seen yet,Underrated comments
41011,Best one I've seen yet,Underrated comments,100%
41012,I just realized I could let the shower warm up before stepping in,How old are you?,"First two words. ""I'm 28"""
41013,How old are you?,"First two words. ""I'm 28""",How can we really know OP is 28?the kind of question to think about while showering.
41014,I just realized I could let the shower warm up before stepping in,I know someone who for years thought it was the blue bonnet plague. ,R/boneappletea
41015,I know someone who for years thought it was the blue bonnet plague. ,R/boneappletea,R/foundthemobileuser
41016,R/boneappletea,R/foundthemobileuser,"Guilty, bring on the shackles"
41017,R/foundthemobileuser,"Guilty, bring on the shackles",Kinky
41018,R/foundthemobileuser,"Guilty, bring on the shackles","You're on mobile, nothing we can do to you is worse."
41019,R/boneappletea,R/foundthemobileuser,r/foundthemobileuser
41020,R/foundthemobileuser,r/foundthemobileuser,Should I have added a /s?
41021,I just realized I could let the shower warm up before stepping in,Higher Education level doesnt mean your not stupid.,*you’re*
41022,Higher Education level doesnt mean your not stupid.,*you’re*,"Own your stupid, dick!"
41023,I just realized I could let the shower warm up before stepping in,The water is not immediately warm? Do y'all have medieval showers?? ,Just the po' people checking in.
41024,The water is not immediately warm? Do y'all have medieval showers?? ,Just the po' people checking in.,"I'm not rich, my building was built in the 60s so it's not a new shower either "
41025,I just realized I could let the shower warm up before stepping in,I was 32 when I realized that Santa was the dad in “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.”,Or the neighbor
41026,I was 32 when I realized that Santa was the dad in “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.”,Or the neighbor,No. That would make her a ho-ho-ho. 
41027,"I am having a ""Depression Episode"", and I am trying to fight it trying to fight it. AMA or just talk to me. No Pity Party please!",What do you do for work? Do you like it?,"Industrial designer.

Yes I love it, that's not the issue."
41028,What do you do for work? Do you like it?,"Industrial designer.

Yes I love it, that's not the issue.",Wasn't trying to fix you bro. Just trying to get some context.
41029,"I am having a ""Depression Episode"", and I am trying to fight it trying to fight it. AMA or just talk to me. No Pity Party please!",Knock knock,"Who the F*ck is there?

P.S.: Thanks, this is awesome."
41030,Knock knock,"Who the F*ck is there?

P.S.: Thanks, this is awesome.",A little old lady
41031,"Who the F*ck is there?

P.S.: Thanks, this is awesome.",A little old lady,old? How old is old?
41032,A little old lady,old? How old is old?,I would say she is about 75 to 80ish years old
41033,old? How old is old?,I would say she is about 75 to 80ish years old,"Yikes!  Build for comfort, not for speed.  #LOL"
41034,I would say she is about 75 to 80ish years old,"Yikes!  Build for comfort, not for speed.  #LOL",Are we going to finish this joke?? Haha ( I'm sure you've heard this one before)
41035,"Yikes!  Build for comfort, not for speed.  #LOL",Are we going to finish this joke?? Haha ( I'm sure you've heard this one before),"Yes, let's do it.

Who's there?"
41036,Are we going to finish this joke?? Haha ( I'm sure you've heard this one before),"Yes, let's do it.

Who's there?",A Little old lady
41037,"Yes, let's do it.

Who's there?",A Little old lady,O RLY?
41038,A Little old lady,O RLY?,A 75 year old little old lady. Yes. She is knocking on your door.
41039,O RLY?,A 75 year old little old lady. Yes. She is knocking on your door.,Where's your granddaughter?
41040,Could you peruse my comments and post history and ‘critique’ me?,"Took a short scroll through post history, you seem annoying.","Funny though, right? Like you mean annoying in a Will Ferrell type way?"
41041,"Took a short scroll through post history, you seem annoying.","Funny though, right? Like you mean annoying in a Will Ferrell type way?","No, in an annoying way.

(I don’t find Will Ferrell that funny, but I don’t hate him)"
41042,Could you peruse my comments and post history and ‘critique’ me?,You're an attention whore who is trying too hard to garner said attention. Lighten up.,I disagree. You didn’t fin any post or comment you read funny?
41043,You're an attention whore who is trying too hard to garner said attention. Lighten up.,I disagree. You didn’t fin any post or comment you read funny?,Thanks for reinforcing my point.
41044,I disagree. You didn’t fin any post or comment you read funny?,Thanks for reinforcing my point.,I’m light! Look! I lightened up. But which ones were funny?
41045,Thanks for reinforcing my point.,I’m light! Look! I lightened up. But which ones were funny?,[removed]
41046,I disagree. You didn’t fin any post or comment you read funny?,Thanks for reinforcing my point.,Entropys gay
41047,Today my wife and I are officially done with credit card debt and student loans totaling $15k!,Dave Ramsey would be proud!  Congratulations!!,Doesn’t Dave Ramsey think you should never go into debt in the first place?
41048,Dave Ramsey would be proud!  Congratulations!!,Doesn’t Dave Ramsey think you should never go into debt in the first place?,You should not take on any new debt.... but getting rid of any debt you have is good. 
41049,Today my wife and I are officially done with credit card debt and student loans totaling $15k!,72k. Kill me,I’m at 100 and my gf is at 40. Law school was a poor choice.
41050,72k. Kill me,I’m at 100 and my gf is at 40. Law school was a poor choice.,Did you at least get a job out of it?
41051,72k. Kill me,I’m at 100 and my gf is at 40. Law school was a poor choice.,100k? What a fucking joke of a system sorry. 
41052,I’m at 100 and my gf is at 40. Law school was a poor choice.,100k? What a fucking joke of a system sorry. ,Where did you go to law school ? 
41053,Today my wife and I are officially done with credit card debt and student loans totaling $15k!,72k. Kill me,Did you agree to do that while under 18?
41054,72k. Kill me,Did you agree to do that while under 18?,"have a similar amount of debt. yes, at 17."
41055,Did you agree to do that while under 18?,"have a similar amount of debt. yes, at 17.",Crazy
41056,What’s your sign + Chinese Zodiac animal? Mine is Scorpio + Year of the Dog- so I’m a scorpion dog!,Scorpio + year of the monkey ,"A scorpion monkey sounds terrifying, tbh. I wouldn’t want to meet one!"
41057,Scorpio + year of the monkey ,"A scorpion monkey sounds terrifying, tbh. I wouldn’t want to meet one!","Calm down...we don’t bite....


*we just sting*"
41058,"A scorpion monkey sounds terrifying, tbh. I wouldn’t want to meet one!","Calm down...we don’t bite....


*we just sting*","Opposable thumbs and deadly poison? I’m taking my next vacation somewhere faaaaar away, thanks!"
41059,What’s your sign + Chinese Zodiac animal? Mine is Scorpio + Year of the Dog- so I’m a scorpion dog!,Dragon Gemini ,Two dragons! I love it 
41060,Dragon Gemini ,Two dragons! I love it ,It is pretty cool.
41061,What’s your sign + Chinese Zodiac animal? Mine is Scorpio + Year of the Dog- so I’m a scorpion dog!,Tiger and pisces. Catfish :'),"Oooh, or tiger shark!"
41062,Tiger and pisces. Catfish :'),"Oooh, or tiger shark!","I like that interpretation better, thanks! You made my day xD"
41063,What’s your sign + Chinese Zodiac animal? Mine is Scorpio + Year of the Dog- so I’m a scorpion dog!,Cancer hare: quite... Strange?,....Crabbit!
41064,Cancer hare: quite... Strange?,....Crabbit!,"What.
...
Sounds delicious 😂"
41065,What’s your sign + Chinese Zodiac animal? Mine is Scorpio + Year of the Dog- so I’m a scorpion dog!,Leo + Monkey ,I just picture a golden tamarin when I think of lion monkey
41066,Leo + Monkey ,I just picture a golden tamarin when I think of lion monkey,"That’s very cute 😂🌸

Confirmed, actually a golden tamarin 🐾"
41067,I just picture a golden tamarin when I think of lion monkey,"That’s very cute 😂🌸

Confirmed, actually a golden tamarin 🐾",Yes!! I helped! 😁
41068,What’s your sign + Chinese Zodiac animal? Mine is Scorpio + Year of the Dog- so I’m a scorpion dog!,Tiger and Gemini. *I'm a two headed tiger.* ,"Oooh, intense! Which one of your heads is a liar, then? Lol!"
41069,Tiger and Gemini. *I'm a two headed tiger.* ,"Oooh, intense! Which one of your heads is a liar, then? Lol!","The left one. Always the left one. Unless it is I, the right, that is lying. "
41070,"Oooh, intense! Which one of your heads is a liar, then? Lol!","The left one. Always the left one. Unless it is I, the right, that is lying. ",Maybe I’ll throw you a sandwich and ask if it was delicious... but that might make me a cheetah
41071,What’s your sign + Chinese Zodiac animal? Mine is Scorpio + Year of the Dog- so I’m a scorpion dog!,I'm a Pisces and the Year of the Dog. So I guess Imma dog fish. Fish dog? Fish with dog legs?,"Dogfish, of course! My favorite!"
41072,I'm a Pisces and the Year of the Dog. So I guess Imma dog fish. Fish dog? Fish with dog legs?,"Dogfish, of course! My favorite!","Do you think it barks or goes ""gulp""? I personally think it would gulp."
41073,"Dogfish, of course! My favorite!","Do you think it barks or goes ""gulp""? I personally think it would gulp.",A gulp is basically an underwater woof imo
41074,What’s your sign + Chinese Zodiac animal? Mine is Scorpio + Year of the Dog- so I’m a scorpion dog!,Aquarian dog 🐶 ,A seal?
41075,Aquarian dog 🐶 ,A seal?, like that Pokémon
41076,What’s your sign + Chinese Zodiac animal? Mine is Scorpio + Year of the Dog- so I’m a scorpion dog!,I'm an Aquarius and Dragon so I guess just a wet dragon :p ,Or a cool-ass sea serpent! :D But the idea of a soggy dragon is kind of adorable too...
41077,I'm an Aquarius and Dragon so I guess just a wet dragon :p ,Or a cool-ass sea serpent! :D But the idea of a soggy dragon is kind of adorable too...,Leviathan 
41078,What’s your sign + Chinese Zodiac animal? Mine is Scorpio + Year of the Dog- so I’m a scorpion dog!,"Rooster aries. Basically a sheep bird, I lost this game. ","Aww, I like it! You’re king of the farm animals."
41079,"Rooster aries. Basically a sheep bird, I lost this game. ","Aww, I like it! You’re king of the farm animals.","Haha, that’s so nice of you, thanks!"
41080,"I learned an amazing lesson from a substitute teacher years ago, and I just learned that he died.",people die the last time they’re remembered. ,Coco
41081,people die the last time they’re remembered. ,Coco,i was thinking ancient egypt but yee
41082,people die the last time they’re remembered. ,Coco,-Michael Scott
41083,"Welp, nearly 20 years of friendship out the window!",I can't whistle or snap. That's all. ,I can't either! 
41084,I can't whistle or snap. That's all. ,I can't either! ,No :( but I bet you both can do other things that everyone else can’t!
41085,Anyone else wish we could just take a food pill and not worry about eating all day?,It’s called speed. And that’s what it does. ,"Remember to stay hydrated, kids."
41086,It’s called speed. And that’s what it does. ,"Remember to stay hydrated, kids.",Why do ppl say this do you get abnormally thirsty or something ?
41087,Anyone else wish we could just take a food pill and not worry about eating all day?,It’s called speed. And that’s what it does. ,My doctor calls it Concerta..
41088,It’s called speed. And that’s what it does. ,My doctor calls it Concerta..,That’s Ritalin tho and not the same as „real“ speed/amphetamin 
41089,My doctor calls it Concerta..,That’s Ritalin tho and not the same as „real“ speed/amphetamin ,Lol tell that to my neurotransmitters 😉
41090,Anyone else wish we could just take a food pill and not worry about eating all day?,"I like eating food

Salmon tuna and eel

Are best raw with rice",You're one syllable short of a haiku.
41091,"I like eating food

Salmon tuna and eel

Are best raw with rice",You're one syllable short of a haiku.,"Ohh no! Where did I go wrong, what word?"
41092,You're one syllable short of a haiku.,"Ohh no! Where did I go wrong, what word?",Second line needs one more syllable.
41093,"Ohh no! Where did I go wrong, what word?",Second line needs one more syllable.,Thought eel was 2 like ee-l
41094,Second line needs one more syllable.,Thought eel was 2 like ee-l,That's not how syllables work.
41095,Anyone else wish we could just take a food pill and not worry about eating all day?,As a hypoglycemic (I start shaking if my sugar gets low) that would be super useful. ,"Me too, even when I have no appetite "
41096,As a hypoglycemic (I start shaking if my sugar gets low) that would be super useful. ,"Me too, even when I have no appetite ",It SUCKS I'm trying to lose weight here. STOP SHAKING
41097,"Me too, even when I have no appetite ",It SUCKS I'm trying to lose weight here. STOP SHAKING,Have you tried those Glucose tablets?
41098,It SUCKS I'm trying to lose weight here. STOP SHAKING,Have you tried those Glucose tablets?,What? I had no idea that existed. 
41099,Have you tried those Glucose tablets?,What? I had no idea that existed. ,They sell them in the pharmacy and I think Amazon has them
41100,What? I had no idea that existed. ,They sell them in the pharmacy and I think Amazon has them,My whole life has been a lie. 
41101,I'm getting my second tattoo in two weeks!!,I've never had a tattoo. But I'd love to get one. What kind of tattoo are you getting? ,I'm going to get a California Mountain kingsnake slithering through some desert plants! 
41102,I've never had a tattoo. But I'd love to get one. What kind of tattoo are you getting? ,I'm going to get a California Mountain kingsnake slithering through some desert plants! ,"Also, how much does getting a tattoo actually hurt? I'm a little queasy about the pain factor."
41103,My penpal ghosted me after a year of daily conversations,Guess he only wanted to use his pen a different way or his gf told him to ghost you,Lmao that is one way to see it.
41104,Guess he only wanted to use his pen a different way or his gf told him to ghost you,Lmao that is one way to see it.,Haha oh well time to try again :D
41105,My penpal ghosted me after a year of daily conversations,You looking for a new penpal? ,Sure. Hit me up :) 
41106,You looking for a new penpal? ,Sure. Hit me up :) ,Tell us a bit about yourself :)
41107,Sure. Hit me up :) ,Tell us a bit about yourself :),Well why don't you start first? :) haha!
41108,Tell us a bit about yourself :),Well why don't you start first? :) haha!,**SPEECH 100**
41109,Tell us a bit about yourself :),Well why don't you start first? :) haha!,"Well, I like using Reddit. "
41110,Well why don't you start first? :) haha!,"Well, I like using Reddit. ",I’m gay
41111,"Well, I like using Reddit. ",I’m gay,"Hi gay, nice to meet you"
41112,I’m gay,"Hi gay, nice to meet you",Dad?
41113,"Hi gay, nice to meet you",Dad?,"hi dad, i'm gay"
41114,Dad?,"hi dad, i'm gay",Oof
41115,Well why don't you start first? :) haha!,"Well, I like using Reddit. ",Great! Talk to you in a year!
41116,"Well, I like using Reddit. ",Great! Talk to you in a year!,NEXT!! 
41117,Great! Talk to you in a year!,NEXT!! ,IT'S FOR A CHURCH
41118,NEXT!! ,IT'S FOR A CHURCH,MUST FIT 20! NEXT!!
41119,NEXT!! ,IT'S FOR A CHURCH,HONEY
41120,Tell us a bit about yourself :),Well why don't you start first? :) haha!,"If you like the old-fashioned way, postcrossing.com is very good"
41121,You looking for a new penpal? ,Sure. Hit me up :) ,Hey! If you're still looking for a pen pal I'd love that too! Let me know :)))
41122,You looking for a new penpal? ,Sure. Hit me up :) ,I never had a pen pal before. How would one get a pen pal?
41123,You looking for a new penpal? ,Sure. Hit me up :) ,Room for one more pen pal boss??
41124,My penpal ghosted me after a year of daily conversations,Online friendships tend to end that way,"Hey, Fellow Singaporean. (Yes I checked your history)
Even ones with a real good connection? "
41125,Online friendships tend to end that way,"Hey, Fellow Singaporean. (Yes I checked your history)
Even ones with a real good connection? ","Hey I was in Singapore last week! Very interesting place, and very hot"
41126,Online friendships tend to end that way,"Hey, Fellow Singaporean. (Yes I checked your history)
Even ones with a real good connection? ",oh god you're a singaporean too 
41127,"Hey, Fellow Singaporean. (Yes I checked your history)
Even ones with a real good connection? ",oh god you're a singaporean too ,I feel like my penpal is going to put two and two together if he ever reads this lol
41128,My penpal ghosted me after a year of daily conversations,I hope this doesn’t happen to me and my penpal. I’m used to talking to him almost everyday ,"Well I guess shit do happen sometimes, but I hope you won't have to go through that! "
41129,I hope this doesn’t happen to me and my penpal. I’m used to talking to him almost everyday ,"Well I guess shit do happen sometimes, but I hope you won't have to go through that! ",I do hope you find a new penpal :) 
41130,"Well I guess shit do happen sometimes, but I hope you won't have to go through that! ",I do hope you find a new penpal :) ,Thank you! :)
41131,Yesterday I found out why my grandmother abstained from chicken meat her whole life,My grandfather also never ate chicken. Due to witnessing chicken cannabilsm during the war. ,which war tho
41132,My grandfather also never ate chicken. Due to witnessing chicken cannabilsm during the war. ,which war tho,2
41133,which war tho,2,"Damn, how old's your grandfather? He was there in the 2nd war??"
41134,2,"Damn, how old's your grandfather? He was there in the 2nd war??",War 2: Revenge
41135,"Damn, how old's your grandfather? He was there in the 2nd war??",War 2: Revenge,Electric boogaloo. 
41136,"Damn, how old's your grandfather? He was there in the 2nd war??",War 2: Revenge,This is way too funny to me
41137,My grandfather also never ate chicken. Due to witnessing chicken cannabilsm during the war. ,which war tho,emu wars 
41138,My grandfather also never ate chicken. Due to witnessing chicken cannabilsm during the war. ,which war tho,The. 
41139,My grandfather also never ate chicken. Due to witnessing chicken cannabilsm during the war. ,which war tho,the emu war
41140,My grandfather also never ate chicken. Due to witnessing chicken cannabilsm during the war. ,which war tho,Offshoot of the emu war I believe
41141,My grandfather also never ate chicken. Due to witnessing chicken cannabilsm during the war. ,which war tho,The Chicken Wars.
41142,My grandfather also never ate chicken. Due to witnessing chicken cannabilsm during the war. ,which war tho,During the Chickeno-Duck Wars. It was horrible.
41143,My grandfather also never ate chicken. Due to witnessing chicken cannabilsm during the war. ,which war tho,Why was this deleted
41144,Yesterday I found out why my grandmother abstained from chicken meat her whole life,My grandfather also never ate chicken. Due to witnessing chicken cannabilsm during the war. ,World War Nom?
41145,My grandfather also never ate chicken. Due to witnessing chicken cannabilsm during the war. ,World War Nom?,"Well, hundreds of thousands of people starved to death, so that's probably an appropriate name?"
41146,My grandfather also never ate chicken. Due to witnessing chicken cannabilsm during the war. ,World War Nom?,The Viet nom war
41147,Yesterday I found out why my grandmother abstained from chicken meat her whole life,My grandfather also never ate chicken. Due to witnessing chicken cannabilsm during the war. ,*caniballism
41148,My grandfather also never ate chicken. Due to witnessing chicken cannabilsm during the war. ,*caniballism,Cannibalism*
41149,*caniballism,Cannibalism*,Thats the joke. 
41150,Yesterday I found out why my grandmother abstained from chicken meat her whole life,Fucking metal.,Fucking Lit 🔥 
41151,Fucking metal.,Fucking Lit 🔥 ,Underrated. 
41152,Yesterday I found out why my grandmother abstained from chicken meat her whole life,your granny is still scared of feathers?,Yeah my dad used to chase her with a feather duster
41153,your granny is still scared of feathers?,Yeah my dad used to chase her with a feather duster,Is there a traumatic story behind that aswell?
41154,Yesterday I found out why my grandmother abstained from chicken meat her whole life,Oh no lil nugget! Is that how they make popcorn chicken?,I told my granny this over the phone and she started screaming.
41155,Oh no lil nugget! Is that how they make popcorn chicken?,I told my granny this over the phone and she started screaming.,Why are you trying to kill your gran?
41156,I told my granny this over the phone and she started screaming.,Why are you trying to kill your gran?,I assume inheritance?
41157,Why are you trying to kill your gran?,I assume inheritance?,It all makes sense now.
41158,Oh no lil nugget! Is that how they make popcorn chicken?,I told my granny this over the phone and she started screaming.,[removed]
41159,I want to celebrate something with you guys,KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK GO FOR THE BIG SHOTS,I'M GONNA DO IT
41160,KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK GO FOR THE BIG SHOTS,I'M GONNA DO IT,YES U ARE 
41161,I'M GONNA DO IT,YES U ARE ,GOOD MORNING WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE DAY?
41162,YES U ARE ,GOOD MORNING WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE DAY?,U TALKING TO ME OR OP
41163,GOOD MORNING WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE DAY?,U TALKING TO ME OR OP,U
41164,U TALKING TO ME OR OP,U,SORRY I FELL ALSEEP LOL
41165,U,SORRY I FELL ALSEEP LOL,WHAT DID U DO TODAY?
41166,SORRY I FELL ALSEEP LOL,WHAT DID U DO TODAY?,NOT MUCH I JUST ATE AND FUCKED AROUND ON YT
41167,It's my birthday today,"happy birthday, fun fact, today is Nicolas Cage's birthday too",I'm well aware I share my birthday with the /r/onetruegod
41168,"happy birthday, fun fact, today is Nicolas Cage's birthday too",I'm well aware I share my birthday with the /r/onetruegod,Absolute culture!
41169,"happy birthday, fun fact, today is Nicolas Cage's birthday too",I'm well aware I share my birthday with the /r/onetruegod,"Wow this is a new sub for me

Happy birthday!"
41170,It's my birthday today,Happy birthday! Go do something fun :),Thank you! Might do some karoke tonight 🎤 
41171,Happy birthday! Go do something fun :),Thank you! Might do some karoke tonight 🎤 ,Ohh what song? 
41172,Thank you! Might do some karoke tonight 🎤 ,Ohh what song? ,"I like singing Matchbox 20, Crash Test Dummies, a lil Eminem /Dre. Depends on the mood! "
41173,It's my birthday today,Hey we're birthday twins! Happy birthday!,Happy birthday fren! 🎂🎉 
41174,Hey we're birthday twins! Happy birthday!,Happy birthday fren! 🎂🎉 ,"Eyy me too! Happy birthday, fellas "
41175,Happy birthday fren! 🎂🎉 ,"Eyy me too! Happy birthday, fellas ","Eyo samzies, Happy Birthday to us!"
41176,"Eyy me too! Happy birthday, fellas ","Eyo samzies, Happy Birthday to us!","And another one, happy birthday guys!"
41177,"Eyo samzies, Happy Birthday to us!","And another one, happy birthday guys!",Same here!
41178,"And another one, happy birthday guys!",Same here!,Likewise! 
41179,It's my birthday today,Hey we're birthday twins! Happy birthday!,Happy birthday! 
41180,Hey we're birthday twins! Happy birthday!,Happy birthday! ,Thanks!
41181,It's my birthday today,Happy Birthday OP,Thank you! Is this a joke? 
41182,Happy Birthday OP,Thank you! Is this a joke? ,"No, just honesty"
41183,It's my birthday today,No its not otherwise you would have a cake by your name,That would be the reddit cake day. It's my real cake day! 
41184,No its not otherwise you would have a cake by your name,That would be the reddit cake day. It's my real cake day! ,Ya im just joking happy birthday though
41185,It's my birthday today,"My birthday too! Except I guess I'm a youngin, I turned 20!",Happy birthday! 
41186,"My birthday too! Except I guess I'm a youngin, I turned 20!",Happy birthday! ,"Thank you! And happy birthday to you! And don't worry, 36 is still young by my standards! "
41187,Happy birthday! ,"Thank you! And happy birthday to you! And don't worry, 36 is still young by my standards! ",It is to mine too! I've never felt better! 
41188,It's my birthday today,"Happy Birthday. It's my birthday, too. 35 here; I'll try to make the most of it.",Happy birthday to you! 
41189,"Happy Birthday. It's my birthday, too. 35 here; I'll try to make the most of it.",Happy birthday to you! ,Thanks!
41190,It's my birthday today,IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY. ,It's a statement of fact. 
41191,IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY. ,It's a statement of fact. ,"Fact, bears eat beets."
41192,It's a statement of fact. ,"Fact, bears eat beets.",Bears. Beets. *Battlestar Galactica.*
41193,It's my birthday today,"Happy birthday man, its my birthday too! 

Guess all the cool kids are born on the 7th

",what do you want for your birthday?
41194,"Happy birthday man, its my birthday too! 

Guess all the cool kids are born on the 7th

",what do you want for your birthday?,"I already told you man, I don’t really want anything. I appreciate it but Im good "
41195,what do you want for your birthday?,"I already told you man, I don’t really want anything. I appreciate it but Im good ",ok I just hope you have a great birthday.
41196,It's my birthday today,"You've lived almost twice as much as me, happy birthday!","Wow, I can say the same of my son who'll be 19 next month! "
41197,"You've lived almost twice as much as me, happy birthday!","Wow, I can say the same of my son who'll be 19 next month! ","I'm 19 in May, millennium kids are the best!"
41198,"Wow, I can say the same of my son who'll be 19 next month! ","I'm 19 in May, millennium kids are the best!",Wow! My son is 19 Groundhog Day! 
41199,It's my birthday today,Happy birthday! We’re glad you’re here ❤️,Aww so wholesome. That's why I love it here 
41200,Happy birthday! We’re glad you’re here ❤️,Aww so wholesome. That's why I love it here ,Thats why u belong here! Around fellow nicewanters! 
41201,"Does anyone else instead of emotionally eating when they get sad, they don’t eat at all and starve?",Yes! I went 24 hours without eating nothing last year,"""Without drinking or eating nothing""

So, you ate something?"
41202,Yes! I went 24 hours without eating nothing last year,"""Without drinking or eating nothing""

So, you ate something?","*anything




ignore that double negative"
41203,Happy Sunday! What do y'all have planned for the day?,"Nothing, laying on the bed as usual.",Doesn't sound half bad :P I'm doing the same thing
41204,"Nothing, laying on the bed as usual.",Doesn't sound half bad :P I'm doing the same thing,What are you doing when are you laying in bed? 
41205,Doesn't sound half bad :P I'm doing the same thing,What are you doing when are you laying in bed? ,"Typically playing xbox, watching Netflix, or listening to music/audiobook. What about you?"
41206,What are you doing when are you laying in bed? ,"Typically playing xbox, watching Netflix, or listening to music/audiobook. What about you?",Mostly listening music and redditing/snapchatting.
41207,"Typically playing xbox, watching Netflix, or listening to music/audiobook. What about you?",Mostly listening music and redditing/snapchatting.,"sounds like a blast. I'll be doing that, with a side of xbox."
41208,Mostly listening music and redditing/snapchatting.,"sounds like a blast. I'll be doing that, with a side of xbox.",What games are you playing on xbox?
41209,"That ""x"" guy/gal...","I'm known as that ""weird dude"" that doesn't talk much and has no friends.",Weird is awesome. Do you prefer being alone?
41210,"I'm known as that ""weird dude"" that doesn't talk much and has no friends.",Weird is awesome. Do you prefer being alone?,It depends on mood. Sometimes I wanna be by someone and sometimes i want to be alone.
41211,I saw the sweetest thing at the supermarket today and if made me cry. I'm still crying like a baby which is super unusual and I need to share this.,I want this so bad aha but I shouldn't worry too much I am only 17!,Choose wisely Simba ! 
41212,I want this so bad aha but I shouldn't worry too much I am only 17!,Choose wisely Simba ! ,"I appreciate it :) although there isn't much choosing, it sort of just happens"
41213,Choose wisely Simba ! ,"I appreciate it :) although there isn't much choosing, it sort of just happens",Haha yeah. Ahh to be 17 again. You've got the best years of your life ahead of you:) 
41214,"I appreciate it :) although there isn't much choosing, it sort of just happens",Haha yeah. Ahh to be 17 again. You've got the best years of your life ahead of you:) ,Any advice?
41215,I saw the sweetest thing at the supermarket today and if made me cry. I'm still crying like a baby which is super unusual and I need to share this.,🍫? Where'd the chocolate come from. Strawberry mixed with Vanilla makes chocolate? 😲,Neopolitan maybe?
41216,🍫? Where'd the chocolate come from. Strawberry mixed with Vanilla makes chocolate? 😲,Neopolitan maybe?,God bless the Napoleon's
41217,I saw the sweetest thing at the supermarket today and if made me cry. I'm still crying like a baby which is super unusual and I need to share this.,🍫? Where'd the chocolate come from. Strawberry mixed with Vanilla makes chocolate? 😲,Where'd the cashier come from if they're in the self checkout line?
41218,🍫? Where'd the chocolate come from. Strawberry mixed with Vanilla makes chocolate? 😲,Where'd the cashier come from if they're in the self checkout line?,She was in the self checkout line the couple was old school with the cashier
41219,Where'd the cashier come from if they're in the self checkout line?,She was in the self checkout line the couple was old school with the cashier,Correct. 
41220,She was in the self checkout line the couple was old school with the cashier,Correct. ,"Well that clears that up!

&amp;#x200B;"
41221,Correct. ,"Well that clears that up!

&amp;#x200B;",Hahaha 😂
41222,I saw the sweetest thing at the supermarket today and if made me cry. I'm still crying like a baby which is super unusual and I need to share this.,🍫? Where'd the chocolate come from. Strawberry mixed with Vanilla makes chocolate? 😲,Maybe there is chocolate at the bottom? 
41223,🍫? Where'd the chocolate come from. Strawberry mixed with Vanilla makes chocolate? 😲,Maybe there is chocolate at the bottom? ,hmmmmm
41224,"My Fiancee ""Up and Moved"" 3000 miles away with no jobs or housing and it worked perfectly.",So did you guys make friends out there? How did you meet other people? ,They’ve only been there for 6 days. Give them a minute!
41225,So did you guys make friends out there? How did you meet other people? ,They’ve only been there for 6 days. Give them a minute!,I thought this was like a late year posting for 2018 😂
41226,Have people seriously stopped using DVDs?,I could not even tell you the last time I touched a DVD.  ,I think that's so weird though... What the fuck is wrong with me
41227,I could not even tell you the last time I touched a DVD.  ,I think that's so weird though... What the fuck is wrong with me,"Nothing is wrong with you, people prefer different things.  I have no need for physical media. "
41228,Have people seriously stopped using DVDs?,Why bother? I just pirate what I want and store a copy of the stuff I like on an ext drive.,Well aren't you great
41229,Why bother? I just pirate what I want and store a copy of the stuff I like on an ext drive.,Well aren't you great,"In many ways, I am. In others, as in the majority, I am not."
41230,Have people seriously stopped using DVDs?,Join us at /r/FuckImOld,I'm 19!!
41231,Join us at /r/FuckImOld,I'm 19!!,"No need to get mad, Gramps"
41232,I'm 19!!,"No need to get mad, Gramps",AAAAH
41233,"What would you do if you received 1 million dollars, right now?",Move to some european country probably. But first I'd travel A LOT. ,which one?
41234,Move to some european country probably. But first I'd travel A LOT. ,which one?,"Portugal or Spain, probably. There's always Italy and France also"
41235,which one?,"Portugal or Spain, probably. There's always Italy and France also",I used to live in Spain
41236,"Portugal or Spain, probably. There's always Italy and France also",I used to live in Spain,How'd you like living there?
41237,"What would you do if you received 1 million dollars, right now?",invest in the revolution,revolution?
41238,invest in the revolution,revolution?,_a true communist revolution_
41239,revolution?,_a true communist revolution_,alright
41240,I got all of my hourly employees raises for the second time in 6 months!,"Man, I wish I made just $10/hour.",You doing ok?
41241,"Man, I wish I made just $10/hour.",You doing ok?,"Just wishing I could get a raise, y'know since I've worked here 3 years and all."
41242,I got all of my hourly employees raises for the second time in 6 months!,What company is it and what do you do on the job? Just curious,"Anonymity, my friend. Not sharing that on the interwebs. "
41243,What company is it and what do you do on the job? Just curious,"Anonymity, my friend. Not sharing that on the interwebs. ",Fair enough. What about just saying what you do?
41244,"Anonymity, my friend. Not sharing that on the interwebs. ",Fair enough. What about just saying what you do?,Retail management
41245,Fair enough. What about just saying what you do?,Retail management,Thanks
41246,I got all of my hourly employees raises for the second time in 6 months!,Someone get this man a whiskey!,Lady!
41247,Someone get this man a whiskey!,Lady!,Fixed! Sorry ‘bout that
41248,Lady!,Fixed! Sorry ‘bout that,No worries. 😊
41249,I'm officially hired at my first job,How much is the salary and when do you work? I’m planning on working at mcdonalds too,11/hr I think. And I work mornings 8-2 
41250,How much is the salary and when do you work? I’m planning on working at mcdonalds too,11/hr I think. And I work mornings 8-2 ,Only 6 hours? How many days per week?
41251,11/hr I think. And I work mornings 8-2 ,Only 6 hours? How many days per week?,Sundays and Saturdays because I have swim team on the weekdays 
41252,Only 6 hours? How many days per week?,Sundays and Saturdays because I have swim team on the weekdays ,Oki oki. Thanks!
41253,I'm officially hired at my first job,Jesus christ you're 15?,Yes?
41254,Jesus christ you're 15?,Yes?,youre a little young to be in here 
41255,Yes?,youre a little young to be in here ,Ok?
41256,I'm officially hired at my first job,enjoy burger flip mcdonalds wage slave,Ops pretty young. Where would you expect a young teen to work? 
41257,enjoy burger flip mcdonalds wage slave,Ops pretty young. Where would you expect a young teen to work? ,I said enjoy ? 
41258,I will recommend a song to you based on your post history!,Hello =),"You hate fascists. So does Sonic Youth. 

100% - Sonic Youth "
41259,Hello =),"You hate fascists. So does Sonic Youth. 

100% - Sonic Youth ",oh yes. Will check it out rn! 
41260,I will recommend a song to you based on your post history!,Hit me up my dude. I love getting music recommendations. ,[removed]
41261,Hit me up my dude. I love getting music recommendations. ,[removed],Definitely reminds me of NSP! I like it!
41262,[removed],Definitely reminds me of NSP! I like it!,Yay! 
41263,What is the smallest amount of money that would change your life?,"$940 to cover rent. 
I always say my biggest mistake in life was not being born rich. ","Ha, my dad says all the time that he was blessed with good looks instead of money. "
41264,"$940 to cover rent. 
I always say my biggest mistake in life was not being born rich. ","Ha, my dad says all the time that he was blessed with good looks instead of money. ","Can’t have it all, I suppose! "
41265,What is the smallest amount of money that would change your life?,$170.  I would get my FAFSA unlocked and head to nursing school.,you need to pay to get financial aid?
41266,$170.  I would get my FAFSA unlocked and head to nursing school.,you need to pay to get financial aid?,No? I took some classes and did not have to pay this. No idea what he/she means by unlocked...
41267,you need to pay to get financial aid?,No? I took some classes and did not have to pay this. No idea what he/she means by unlocked...,"Some schools will hold transcripts hostage if there is a balance due.
"
41268,I wish this sub had way more traffic than it does.,I second this! It's nice to just chat with people again. ,"Well, you wanna have a chat? I can do that for ya. "
41269,I second this! It's nice to just chat with people again. ,"Well, you wanna have a chat? I can do that for ya. ",I’m always looking for someone to chat with. I’m just doing laundry! How exciting is that?
41270,I have zero memory of anything I was never interested in.,you'll have no problem remember all that shit when it matters,"It rapidly becomes ""interesting"" when tke required to know it."
41271,you'll have no problem remember all that shit when it matters,"It rapidly becomes ""interesting"" when tke required to know it.",No it doesn't. 
41272,"It rapidly becomes ""interesting"" when tke required to know it.",No it doesn't. ,"Notice the "" "" around interesting. "
41273,My new dress has pockets!,"sorry to say, but your year has peaked",I know right? It can't possibly get better than this! 
41274,"sorry to say, but your year has peaked",I know right? It can't possibly get better than this! ,But what if you get ANOTHER dress with pockets??
41275,I know right? It can't possibly get better than this! ,But what if you get ANOTHER dress with pockets??,:O could that...be possible!??!! 
41276,All of the hours I have wasted people watching have been worth it for this moment,Makes me wonder what each of us has done or said to be indelible in a strangers life? ,Read as inedible. Was confused
41277,Makes me wonder what each of us has done or said to be indelible in a strangers life? ,Read as inedible. Was confused,"I cover myself in a mixture of WD-40 and bug spray before venturing outside, just to be safe. "
41278,Read as inedible. Was confused,"I cover myself in a mixture of WD-40 and bug spray before venturing outside, just to be safe. ",I bet that smells awesome.
41279,Read as inedible. Was confused,"I cover myself in a mixture of WD-40 and bug spray before venturing outside, just to be safe. ",You must be fun at parties... and apiculture.
41280,No matter how many years pass you always think of those friends you made online,"i used to chat with VIETNAMVEGGIE when i was a little kid, I hope he's doing ok out there",You never know. he might Google his username and see this 
41281,"i used to chat with VIETNAMVEGGIE when i was a little kid, I hope he's doing ok out there",You never know. he might Google his username and see this ,I *live* for the idea of these kinds of coincidences 
41282,You never know. he might Google his username and see this ,I *live* for the idea of these kinds of coincidences ,me too!! I'm low-key hoping for them to Google it now. 
41283,You never know. he might Google his username and see this ,I *live* for the idea of these kinds of coincidences ,"There is a subreddit dedicated to this, but my brain is dead at the moment."
41284,No matter how many years pass you always think of those friends you made online,My online friend is now my SO of over 3 years :),wow that's great!! how did you meet? 
41285,My online friend is now my SO of over 3 years :),wow that's great!! how did you meet? ,Online gaming! We started chatting and that was that :)
41286,wow that's great!! how did you meet? ,Online gaming! We started chatting and that was that :),aww man that's cute as!! 
41287,2019 has been the worst year of my life so far,Well you can only go up from here,Looking on the bright side huh
41288,Well you can only go up from here,Looking on the bright side huh,With your luck you might blind yourself. Just like lie down or something.
41289,Looking on the bright side huh,With your luck you might blind yourself. Just like lie down or something.,"If it weren’t for bad luck, you wouldn’t have no luck at all "
41290,Well you can only go up from here,Looking on the bright side huh,Just can't see anything.
41291,Well you can only go up from here,Looking on the bright side huh,"Hard to look at anything with soap in your eyes though, innit?"
41292,Well you can only go up from here,Looking on the bright side huh,Dont look directly at it though. 
41293,Well you can only go up from here,Looking on the bright side huh,Did you meet a hot nurse?
41294,2019 has been the worst year of my life so far,Well you can only go up from here,Just not stairs
41295,Well you can only go up from here,Just not stairs,r/underratedcomments
41296,Just not stairs,r/underratedcomments,dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted
41297,r/underratedcomments,dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted,Underrated 
41298,dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted,Underrated ,dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted
41299,Underrated ,dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted,Underrated
41300,dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted,Underrated,dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted
41301,Underrated,dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted,Underrated
41302,dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted,Underrated,[deleted]
41303,dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted,Underrated,"dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted

"
41304,Underrated,"dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted

",Underrated 
41305,"dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted

",Underrated ,They say the cycle goes on to this very day.
41306,Underrated,"dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted

",Underrated
41307,Underrated,"dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted

",underrated 
41308,"dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted

",Underrated,r/KarmaRoulette
41309,Underrated,r/KarmaRoulette,You can’t call r/karmaroulette when the comment only has 1 downvote
41310,r/KarmaRoulette,You can’t call r/karmaroulette when the comment only has 1 downvote,roulette
41311,r/KarmaRoulette,You can’t call r/karmaroulette when the comment only has 1 downvote,[removed]
41312,Underrated,"dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted

",Unnderr—that’s enough!
41313,Underrated,"dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted

",Properly rated
41314,Underrated,"dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted

",underrated
41315,Underrated,"dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted

",Overrated.
41316,dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted,Underrated ,r/madlads
41317,r/underratedcomments,dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted,/r/overratedcomment
41318,dude you can't call a comment underrated 5 minutes after it's posted,/r/overratedcomment,r/subsifellfor ?
41319,/r/overratedcomment,r/subsifellfor ?,Someone should make it. I don’t know how though
41320,r/subsifellfor ?,Someone should make it. I don’t know how though,Me neither. :(
41321,Just not stairs,r/underratedcomments,r/overratedreplies
41322,r/underratedcomments,r/overratedreplies,r/subsididntfallfor
41323,r/overratedreplies,r/subsididntfallfor,r/thirdsub
41324,r/subsididntfallfor,r/thirdsub,Shouldn’t that be fourth sub?
41325,Just not stairs,r/underratedcomments,I'd say it's adequately rated
41326,r/underratedcomments,I'd say it's adequately rated,No here's the underrated comment
41327,Just not stairs,r/underratedcomments,It has a ton of upvotes. Literally not underrated. 
41328,Well you can only go up from here,Just not stairs,r/jesuschristreddit
41329,Well you can only go up from here,Just not stairs,Fucking SAVAGE.
41330,Well you can only go up from here,Just not stairs,Well technically if he fell down the stairs the only way he could go on them would be up.
41331,Just not stairs,Well technically if he fell down the stairs the only way he could go on them would be up.,Down is up now?
41332,Just not stairs,Well technically if he fell down the stairs the only way he could go on them would be up.,or he could take the elevator.
41333,Well you can only go up from here,Just not stairs,"I think it's a step up already. Free elevator traffic, and no broken arms."
41334,Just not stairs,"I think it's a step up already. Free elevator traffic, and no broken arms.","&gt;no broken arms

You say this like it's a bad thing to have both arms broken."
41335,Well you can only go up from here,Just not stairs,r/best of
41336,Well you can only go up from here,Just not stairs,*actual snort*
41337,Well you can only go up from here,Just not stairs,YES
41338,2019 has been the worst year of my life so far,Well you can only go up from here,"&gt; I am literally dying.  
  
Maybe not."
41339,Well you can only go up from here,"&gt; I am literally dying.  
  
Maybe not.","Technically we all are, unless you’re some kind of immortal witch."
41340,2019 has been the worst year of my life so far,That's one helluva NYE party ,Step party ft DJ ankle. 
41341,That's one helluva NYE party ,Step party ft DJ ankle. ,*break it down!!*
41342,Step party ft DJ ankle. ,*break it down!!*,I'll wait for the drop 👍
41343,2019 has been the worst year of my life so far,"&gt; I am literally dying

I hate people who say this shit",Agreed.
41344,"&gt; I am literally dying

I hate people who say this shit",Agreed.,"They're up there with the ""ermahgerd adulting is hard"" crowd."
41345,2019 has been the worst year of my life so far,I bet youre fat. ,I bet you live in your moms basement and cant get a job.
41346,I bet youre fat. ,I bet you live in your moms basement and cant get a job.,Projecting much?
41347,I bet you live in your moms basement and cant get a job.,Projecting much?,[removed]
41348,2019 has been the worst year of my life so far,At this rate you will die before the Queen,"MI6, OPEN UP!"
41349,At this rate you will die before the Queen,"MI6, OPEN UP!",Oh thank goodness you are here! Some fat guy in black fedora broke in and posted on my laptop!
41350,Anybody else excited about 2019?,im excited because i will graduate from school •-•,High school? College? 
41351,im excited because i will graduate from school •-•,High school? College? ,high school 
41352,High school? College? ,high school ,"Very nice, plans after?"
41353,high school ,"Very nice, plans after?",i wanna study video game design and then move to norway to be with my bf •-•
41354,Anybody else excited about 2019?,For some reason I’m on edge about it. ,Just general anxiety?
41355,For some reason I’m on edge about it. ,Just general anxiety?,"Fair enough, life’ll do that"
41356,Just general anxiety?,"Fair enough, life’ll do that",I was asking them..
41357,"Fair enough, life’ll do that",I was asking them..,"Sorry, I thought you were them"
41358,We lost my brother to the dark side.,I think this might be more of a /r/SeriousConversation...,Do you think it'd be ok if I posted this over there as well?
41359,I think this might be more of a /r/SeriousConversation...,Do you think it'd be ok if I posted this over there as well?,"Yeah, it's ran by the same mods. "
41360,We lost my brother to the dark side.,I think this might be more of a /r/SeriousConversation...,"He’s Woke tho, right?? "
41361,I think this might be more of a /r/SeriousConversation...,"He’s Woke tho, right?? ","Sure! I, uh. Have no idea what that means. "
41362,"He’s Woke tho, right?? ","Sure! I, uh. Have no idea what that means. ",I was being sarcastic.
41363,"Sure! I, uh. Have no idea what that means. ",I was being sarcastic.,"Oooh, sarcasm, I get sarcasm! "
41364,"I just caught my SO walking in a slow and elegant manner, putting each foot exactly in front of the other --all while moving his hands over his head, as if drawing a perfect semi circle behind him.",[removed],Username checks out
41365,[removed],Username checks out,"Reddit cliché noticed: Username checks out


 Phrase noticed: 2851 times."
41366,"I just caught my SO walking in a slow and elegant manner, putting each foot exactly in front of the other --all while moving his hands over his head, as if drawing a perfect semi circle behind him.","I'm struggling to picture this, can someone help me out? ",I’m thinking of a fabulous way of walking like in fashion runways.
41367,"I'm struggling to picture this, can someone help me out? ",I’m thinking of a fabulous way of walking like in fashion runways.,Exactly 
41368,"I just caught my SO walking in a slow and elegant manner, putting each foot exactly in front of the other --all while moving his hands over his head, as if drawing a perfect semi circle behind him.","I'm struggling to picture this, can someone help me out? ","Imagine jumping jack arms, but more slowly, and with pizazz. "
41369,"I'm struggling to picture this, can someone help me out? ","Imagine jumping jack arms, but more slowly, and with pizazz. ",Ohhhhh thanks I get it now 
41370,"I just caught my SO walking in a slow and elegant manner, putting each foot exactly in front of the other --all while moving his hands over his head, as if drawing a perfect semi circle behind him.",What does SO mean,Significant other
41371,What does SO mean,Significant other,"Scrolling too fast and an obvious lack of coffee made me read this as ""significant otter"""
41372,Significant other,"Scrolling too fast and an obvious lack of coffee made me read this as ""significant otter""",You never know!😁
41373,What is your spirit animal?,A sloth bear.,"Username checks out.  

What about them connects with you?"
41374,A sloth bear.,"Username checks out.  

What about them connects with you?",My sloth like behavior and bear like mannerisms.
41375,"Username checks out.  

What about them connects with you?",My sloth like behavior and bear like mannerisms.,So pretty awesome there's a creature to encompass both.  :)
41376,What is your spirit animal?,"cat, also your flair is awful and SHOULD NOT be yellow ",It's a pineapple
41377,"cat, also your flair is awful and SHOULD NOT be yellow ",It's a pineapple,the highlight i mean
41378,"I didn’t get drunk last night, therefore am not nursing a hangover and I love it!",I didn't either but I stayed home sick and instead opted to rob 10 year olds on Sea of Thieves,Hahah! Still a great way to bring in 2019
41379,I didn't either but I stayed home sick and instead opted to rob 10 year olds on Sea of Thieves,Hahah! Still a great way to bring in 2019,"Yeah, I'm kinda sad that I was sick but I don't want to subject anyone else to this hell"
41380,"I didn’t get drunk last night, therefore am not nursing a hangover and I love it!",Watch “you”!,Via which outlet?
41381,Watch “you”!,Via which outlet?,Netflix!
41382,Via which outlet?,Netflix!,Thanks for the recommendation!
41383,Netflix!,Thanks for the recommendation!,Peaky blinders would be my vote followed by You! 
41384,"I didn’t get drunk last night, therefore am not nursing a hangover and I love it!",Watch “you”!,"I couldn’t find it on Netflix US, wondering if you’re viewing from another country. "
41385,Watch “you”!,"I couldn’t find it on Netflix US, wondering if you’re viewing from another country. ",Nope. In us. Just searched the app again and I see it. Starring penn badgley. 
41386,"I couldn’t find it on Netflix US, wondering if you’re viewing from another country. ",Nope. In us. Just searched the app again and I see it. Starring penn badgley. ,"Okay, thank you for confirming. I figured it was user error!"
41387,"I didn’t get drunk last night, therefore am not nursing a hangover and I love it!","I got drunk last night, but no hangover, it’s rare for me to get hungover when drinking.",Good for you! I haven’t been that way since early college. So what are you doing this morning? 
41388,"I got drunk last night, but no hangover, it’s rare for me to get hungover when drinking.",Good for you! I haven’t been that way since early college. So what are you doing this morning? ,"It's afternoon for me now and I'm not doing much, just playing Skyrim and general internetting."
41389,Good for you! I haven’t been that way since early college. So what are you doing this morning? ,"It's afternoon for me now and I'm not doing much, just playing Skyrim and general internetting.","Ahh, well good for you. Enjoy your day man! "
41390,"I didn’t get drunk last night, therefore am not nursing a hangover and I love it!",Time to day drink :D,Hahah! What are you starting the day with??
41391,Time to day drink :D,Hahah! What are you starting the day with??,an energy drink for right now haha I didn’t sleep well 
41392,"I didn’t get drunk last night, therefore am not nursing a hangover and I love it!",You should watch Lucifer. It’s a great show!,Via which outlet? 
41393,You should watch Lucifer. It’s a great show!,Via which outlet? ,It’s on netflix
41394,"I didn’t get drunk last night, therefore am not nursing a hangover and I love it!",hell yeah dude me too! I even went to work this morning because I love my job B),What do you do?
41395,hell yeah dude me too! I even went to work this morning because I love my job B),What do you do?,Software!
41396,What do you do?,Software!,"Damn, that’s awesome! "
41397,"I didn’t get drunk last night, therefore am not nursing a hangover and I love it!",I didnt see Daredevil in the recommmandation and im offended,Added! 
41398,I didnt see Daredevil in the recommmandation and im offended,Added! ,Happy new year :)
41399,"Lyft and Uber drivers, be on the lookout.",You're a good man,She's not a man.
41400,You're a good man,She's not a man.,She's a velociraptor!
41401,She's not a man.,She's a velociraptor!,Clever girl
41402,I'm proposing to my girlfriend tonight,Congrats man! Be sure to give us all an update to how it goes :),I'll do that! 
41403,Congrats man! Be sure to give us all an update to how it goes :),I'll do that! ,[removed]
41404,Congrats man! Be sure to give us all an update to how it goes :),I'll do that! ,"How’d it go, dude??"
41405,I'll do that! ,"How’d it go, dude??",[removed]
41406,Congrats man! Be sure to give us all an update to how it goes :),I'll do that! ,Lol how'd it go fam?
41407,I'm proposing to my girlfriend tonight,Make sure to update us OP. Happy new year !,Will do! And to you!! :)
41408,Make sure to update us OP. Happy new year !,Will do! And to you!! :),"Seems like you haven't yet. 

Get her a puppy, she won't say no if she's emotional "
41409,Make sure to update us OP. Happy new year !,Will do! And to you!! :),[removed]
41410,I'm proposing to my girlfriend tonight,Give us an update and spare no gushy details!,Yes! I want to know where you're proposing op!
41411,Give us an update and spare no gushy details!,Yes! I want to know where you're proposing op!,It better be when Jaws pops out of the water.
41412,I'm proposing to my girlfriend tonight,Good luck!,happy cake day
41413,Good luck!,happy cake day,Thank you! 
41414,I'm proposing to my girlfriend tonight,Are we getting an update? Because I am in dire need of an update.,"Eeek, I know right? I'm getting nervous for the poor guy!"
41415,Are we getting an update? Because I am in dire need of an update.,"Eeek, I know right? I'm getting nervous for the poor guy!",No new is good news! Right!?
41416,"Happy New Year, r/CasualConversation!","I got married on NYE! 😁

I had my cake and I'm eating it too lol ","Adorable, and congratulations on your marriage! :D

Happy Cake Day as well!"
41417,"I got married on NYE! 😁

I had my cake and I'm eating it too lol ","Adorable, and congratulations on your marriage! :D

Happy Cake Day as well!",:D Thank you!
41418,"Happy New Year, r/CasualConversation!","I got married on NYE! 😁

I had my cake and I'm eating it too lol ",Congratulations for your marriage. Wish you a happy life ahead.
41419,"I got married on NYE! 😁

I had my cake and I'm eating it too lol ",Congratulations for your marriage. Wish you a happy life ahead.,Thanks :D 
41420,I no longer have many online friends so...,Happy new year!,"Thanks! Happy new year to you too. You and your friends, family, and loved ones! 🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊"
41421,Happy new year!,"Thanks! Happy new year to you too. You and your friends, family, and loved ones! 🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊",You can say that to my mother only! XD
41422,I lost a bet and don't mind at all,I am the buddy and I bought a damn good whisky of my earnings! :),Oh hi Buddy
41423,I am the buddy and I bought a damn good whisky of my earnings! :),Oh hi Buddy,r/tworedditorsonecup
41424,Oh hi Buddy,r/tworedditorsonecup,"I was hesitant clicking on this link tbh lol. 
The sub looks interesting!"
41425,Oh hi Buddy,r/tworedditorsonecup,Risky click of the day.
41426,I am the buddy and I bought a damn good whisky of my earnings! :),Oh hi Buddy,Oh hi mark
41427,Oh hi Buddy,Oh hi mark,I did not hit her...i DiD nOt!
41428,Oh hi mark,I did not hit her...i DiD nOt!,you double posted
41429,I did not hit her...i DiD nOt!,you double posted,Is this supposed to be a joke?
41430,Oh hi Buddy,Oh hi mark,I can't talk about that it's confidential oh by the way how's your sex life? 
41431,I am the buddy and I bought a damn good whisky of my earnings! :),Oh hi Buddy,Good luck finding your dad!
41432,I lost a bet and don't mind at all,I am the buddy and I bought a damn good whisky of my earnings! :),Way to go!
41433,I am the buddy and I bought a damn good whisky of my earnings! :),Way to go!,You're a cool dude. 
41434,I lost a bet and don't mind at all,I am the buddy and I bought a damn good whisky of my earnings! :),Which whisky? 
41435,I am the buddy and I bought a damn good whisky of my earnings! :),Which whisky? ,"Caol Ila 25 year old! 
Excited to try it!"
41436,Which whisky? ,"Caol Ila 25 year old! 
Excited to try it!",That’s a great one!
41437,I lost a bet and don't mind at all,Really pleased for you! Are you keeping it up as a new years resolution?,Hell no!
41438,Really pleased for you! Are you keeping it up as a new years resolution?,Hell no!,At least you’re honest. 
41439,Really pleased for you! Are you keeping it up as a new years resolution?,Hell no!,Why not? 
41440,I lost a bet and don't mind at all,How much do you weigh now? ,I weigh 92... About 187 cm
41441,How much do you weigh now? ,I weigh 92... About 187 cm,"We're the same bodies! Because of you, I think I might make a similar bet with a buddy of mine. "
41442,I weigh 92... About 187 cm,"We're the same bodies! Because of you, I think I might make a similar bet with a buddy of mine. ",That just about brings a teardrop to my eyes
41443,I lost a bet and don't mind at all,12kgs in 9 weeks is very slow. Try harder.,Don't be rude.
41444,12kgs in 9 weeks is very slow. Try harder.,Don't be rude.,How is encouraging someone to be better rude
41445,I lost a bet and don't mind at all,I gained 5 pounds. Ugh. Now I'm at 170lb :(,Could you translate that to kg?
41446,I gained 5 pounds. Ugh. Now I'm at 170lb :(,Could you translate that to kg?,"I can't off the top of my head, but I can tell you it's ~12 stone, I think..."
41447,I gained 5 pounds. Ugh. Now I'm at 170lb :(,Could you translate that to kg?,"170÷2.2=????

You're welcome."
41448,I gained 5 pounds. Ugh. Now I'm at 170lb :(,Could you translate that to kg?,around 77kg
41449,Talk to me,How do you feel about the color orange ,"not OP but its often my second favorite color, sometimes last"
41450,How do you feel about the color orange ,"not OP but its often my second favorite color, sometimes last",What's your favorite
41451,Talk to me,How do you feel about the color orange ,I have a love hate relationship with it.  What do you feel about it?
41452,How do you feel about the color orange ,I have a love hate relationship with it.  What do you feel about it?,I like it personally. Favorite color is red tho. 
41453,Talk to me,I drank half a bottle of cheap wine and now I feel good haha ,On a scale of one to ten how bad was the wine?
41454,I drank half a bottle of cheap wine and now I feel good haha ,On a scale of one to ten how bad was the wine?,it was actually very good. plus I paid $3 for it
41455,On a scale of one to ten how bad was the wine?,it was actually very good. plus I paid $3 for it,Drunk? 
41456,it was actually very good. plus I paid $3 for it,Drunk? ,I don't think so haha.
41457,Drunk? ,I don't think so haha.,So what’s up?
41458,I don't think so haha.,So what’s up?,I'm listening to pop music of the early 2000's and I'm slightly hungry. yourself? 
41459,"Proud on my daughter, want to share a feel-good story with you at the end of 2018","I'm not crying, you're crying!","I believe you, it is just them ninjas cutting onions"
41460,"I'm not crying, you're crying!","I believe you, it is just them ninjas cutting onions",They're the worst.
41461,"I'm not crying, you're crying!","I believe you, it is just them ninjas cutting onions",The onion ninjas got me too.... :)
41462,So I deleted my Social Media accounts once and for all to be more productive in this coming year. Do you guys have any tips on what I can do during my free time?,Play osu and browse reddit,May I ask what Osu is?
41463,Play osu and browse reddit,May I ask what Osu is?,"A skilled music games , you can check on youtube some video , it's pretty insane with hard map "
41464,May I ask what Osu is?,"A skilled music games , you can check on youtube some video , it's pretty insane with hard map ",Will definitely check it now. Thanks!
41465,So I deleted my Social Media accounts once and for all to be more productive in this coming year. Do you guys have any tips on what I can do during my free time?,Learn programming. Guaranteed to eat as much time as you can throw at it.,How do I start?
41466,Learn programming. Guaranteed to eat as much time as you can throw at it.,How do I start?,There's r/learnprogramming
41467,I passed my statistics course!,You passed statistics? That’s great! What were the chances? ,I'd need some idea of the probability distribution function for passing to calculate that!
41468,You passed statistics? That’s great! What were the chances? ,I'd need some idea of the probability distribution function for passing to calculate that!,"X(bar) ~ How many people will pass Reinwater's stats course. 

X(bar) ~ B(50, 0.39) "
41469,I passed my statistics course!,Congratulations!,Thanks! Means a ton.
41470,Congratulations!,Thanks! Means a ton.,"Massive weight off, I'm sure!"
41471,Congratulations!,Thanks! Means a ton.,MEANs a ton
41472,Thanks! Means a ton.,MEANs a ton,My love for puns and my hatred for stats are at odds here.
41473,Does anyone else think folding laundry is one of the most tedious and torturous household tasks??,Nah I love laundry. It’s cathartic for me,What’s your least favorite household chore?
41474,Nah I love laundry. It’s cathartic for me,What’s your least favorite household chore?,probably taking out the trash. I always put that off until the last minute 
41475,What’s your least favorite household chore?,probably taking out the trash. I always put that off until the last minute ,Are you me? I enjoy folding laundry but absolutely hate taking out the trash. 
41476,probably taking out the trash. I always put that off until the last minute ,Are you me? I enjoy folding laundry but absolutely hate taking out the trash. ,yes uwu
41477,What’s your least favorite household chore?,probably taking out the trash. I always put that off until the last minute ,You are either a woman or otherwise matching my stereotypical worldview.
41478,probably taking out the trash. I always put that off until the last minute ,You are either a woman or otherwise matching my stereotypical worldview.,fella here
41479,Nah I love laundry. It’s cathartic for me,What’s your least favorite household chore?,Mine is cleaning the bathroom
41480,What’s your least favorite household chore?,Mine is cleaning the bathroom,I also hate cleaning the bathroom! And vacuuming! 
41481,What’s your least favorite household chore?,Mine is cleaning the bathroom,I like cleaning bathrooms. Uncomplicated surfaces. 
41482,Nah I love laundry. It’s cathartic for me,What’s your least favorite household chore?,Washing dishes
41483,Nah I love laundry. It’s cathartic for me,What’s your least favorite household chore?,"Washing dishes!! Ugh. I hate the scrubbing, the hot water, the wetness everywhere. "
41484,Nah I love laundry. It’s cathartic for me,What’s your least favorite household chore?,Dishes
41485,Nah I love laundry. It’s cathartic for me,What’s your least favorite household chore?,Changing the bedsheets 
41486,Nah I love laundry. It’s cathartic for me,What’s your least favorite household chore?,I. Fucking. Hate. Doing. Dishes. 
41487,Nah I love laundry. It’s cathartic for me,What’s your least favorite household chore?,Dusting.
41488,Nah I love laundry. It’s cathartic for me,What’s your least favorite household chore?,i love washing and folding clothes. i hate sweeping and mopping the floors. 
41489,Does anyone else think folding laundry is one of the most tedious and torturous household tasks??,Nah I love laundry. It’s cathartic for me,I enjoy ironing even. 
41490,Nah I love laundry. It’s cathartic for me,I enjoy ironing even. ,What's wrong with you?
41491,Does anyone else think folding laundry is one of the most tedious and torturous household tasks??,Nah I love laundry. It’s cathartic for me,Sadistic people also iron literally everything.
41492,Nah I love laundry. It’s cathartic for me,Sadistic people also iron literally everything.,wouldn't that make them masochistic?
41493,Sadistic people also iron literally everything.,wouldn't that make them masochistic?,"Both, but yes, more accurately, a masochist"
41494,Does anyone else think folding laundry is one of the most tedious and torturous household tasks??,Nah I love laundry. It’s cathartic for me,Yo. 
41495,Nah I love laundry. It’s cathartic for me,Yo. ,Sup
41496,Does anyone else think folding laundry is one of the most tedious and torturous household tasks??,Nah I love laundry. It’s cathartic for me,Yep. Kind of meditative. 
41497,Nah I love laundry. It’s cathartic for me,Yep. Kind of meditative. ,Truly meditative. Try it. 
41498,Does anyone else think folding laundry is one of the most tedious and torturous household tasks??,I love folding laundry. When it’s still warm from the dryer and smells so clean...lovely.,Are you my dog? She jumps into my laundry when I put it on the couch to fold.
41499,I love folding laundry. When it’s still warm from the dryer and smells so clean...lovely.,Are you my dog? She jumps into my laundry when I put it on the couch to fold.,I can neither confirm nor deny.
41500,Does anyone else think folding laundry is one of the most tedious and torturous household tasks??,For me it's washing someone elses dishes.,Same. I’d honestly rather sweep/vaccum/mop the entire house floor than wash someone elses dishes
41501,For me it's washing someone elses dishes.,Same. I’d honestly rather sweep/vaccum/mop the entire house floor than wash someone elses dishes,I agree. After doing those chores the house generally smells much nicer by the end of the day.
41502,For me it's washing someone elses dishes.,Same. I’d honestly rather sweep/vaccum/mop the entire house floor than wash someone elses dishes,"I'd rather do all that as well, but I'd rather wash someone else's dishes than do laundry"
41503,Does anyone else think folding laundry is one of the most tedious and torturous household tasks??,For me it's washing someone elses dishes.,"That isn’t tedious, it’s fucking disgusting. "
41504,For me it's washing someone elses dishes.,"That isn’t tedious, it’s fucking disgusting. ",Perhaps a bit of both.
41505,Does anyone else think folding laundry is one of the most tedious and torturous household tasks??,For me it's washing someone elses dishes.,I love washing dishes. Total mindless relaxation
41506,For me it's washing someone elses dishes.,I love washing dishes. Total mindless relaxation,"As someone who washes dishes as a living, it's something I do just to keep a clean house."
41507,"Hey, what interesting things did you found this week?",Abcde is an actual name.,"woah, probably she had hard time at school"
41508,Abcde is an actual name.,"woah, probably she had hard time at school",And it seems parents dont think that far ahead
41509,"woah, probably she had hard time at school",And it seems parents dont think that far ahead,"with names like that I doubt, they think at all"
41510,What emoji fills you with rage?,"
Those are the two that I probably use the most. Uh oh. ",It’s okay. We just won’t talk to each other via emoji. 
41511,"
Those are the two that I probably use the most. Uh oh. ",It’s okay. We just won’t talk to each other via emoji. ,😂
41512,What emoji fills you with rage?,👏👏👏👏👏  this one ,Es👏🏾pe👏🏾cially👏🏾like👏🏾this
41513,👏👏👏👏👏  this one ,Es👏🏾pe👏🏾cially👏🏾like👏🏾this,Omfg yes
41514,"I wonder how many tourist's photos I'm in. I wonder if there's a picture with me in it, hanging in someone's house.",Just thought about this on my trip to Italy! Weird.,I just spent some time in Italy !!! Loved it 
41515,Just thought about this on my trip to Italy! Weird.,I just spent some time in Italy !!! Loved it ,Maybe we’re in the background of each other’s photos!
41516,"I wonder how many tourist's photos I'm in. I wonder if there's a picture with me in it, hanging in someone's house.",You probably walk by me everyday ,Do you work dt?
41517,You probably walk by me everyday ,Do you work dt?,I do!!
41518,I miss the days when you can hangout with friends and just grab a beer together.,Wait until everyone starts hitting 40 and getting divorced. It will all kick on again.,People in their 40s just want to stay in. 
41519,Wait until everyone starts hitting 40 and getting divorced. It will all kick on again.,People in their 40s just want to stay in. ,Not me.
41520,I miss the days when you can hangout with friends and just grab a beer together.,"Alcoholic here, I'd punch a nun to have a beer with my friends.",been through rough patches before myself. be careful dude.
41521,"Alcoholic here, I'd punch a nun to have a beer with my friends.",been through rough patches before myself. be careful dude.,[removed]
41522,What's something you're happy/excited about but maybe you can't seem to bring up in conversation?,I'm going to a cat arcade for my birthday!,:O What is a cat arcade?! Is it as amazing as it sounds?
41523,I'm going to a cat arcade for my birthday!,:O What is a cat arcade?! Is it as amazing as it sounds?,See my other reply. It's every bit as cool as it sounds.
41524,"Guys, I did it. I have a shitty superpower","I'm capable of sleeping anywhere, anytime.","I’m capable of staying awake for hours, even when I’m tired and lying in my bed at night!"
41525,"I'm capable of sleeping anywhere, anytime.","I’m capable of staying awake for hours, even when I’m tired and lying in my bed at night!",I'm capable of that when I actually want to sleep.
41526,"Guys, I did it. I have a shitty superpower","I'm capable of sleeping anywhere, anytime.",Oh fuck I wish I could do that. I haven't slept in a car since I was 7 :(
41527,"I'm capable of sleeping anywhere, anytime.",Oh fuck I wish I could do that. I haven't slept in a car since I was 7 :(,"Tbh, I can't anymore either. That's more of a lost superpower at this point... and a joke :P."
41528,"My husband said I was his favourite person in the world, and not directly to me. My heart just about exploded.",Oh this is so cute! :) ,Especially when you see her username
41529,Oh this is so cute! :) ,Especially when you see her username,/r/rimjob_steve
41530,Especially when you see her username,/r/rimjob_steve,Thank you so much
41531,/r/rimjob_steve,Thank you so much,lmao the sub is amazing
41532,Especially when you see her username,/r/rimjob_steve,This is my new favorite subreddit. You are the best Face there is. 
41533,/r/rimjob_steve,This is my new favorite subreddit. You are the best Face there is. ,"Thanks, and you’re my favorite leather out there."
41534,This is my new favorite subreddit. You are the best Face there is. ,"Thanks, and you’re my favorite leather out there.",r/wholesomereddit
41535,This is my new favorite subreddit. You are the best Face there is. ,"Thanks, and you’re my favorite leather out there.",That doesn’t sound very genuine.
41536,"Thanks, and you’re my favorite leather out there.",That doesn’t sound very genuine.,It’s true!
41537,That doesn’t sound very genuine.,It’s true!,"this the most adorable Reddit thread I've read today, cheered me up on a gloomy day! "
41538,It’s true!,"this the most adorable Reddit thread I've read today, cheered me up on a gloomy day! ",happy to bring you some joy!
41539,Especially when you see her username,/r/rimjob_steve,/r/awardspeechedits
41540,/r/rimjob_steve,/r/awardspeechedits,Welp
41541,Oh this is so cute! :) ,Especially when you see her username,So.... Angela?
41542,Oh this is so cute! :) ,Especially when you see her username,So her husband's last name is Robot?
41543,"My husband said I was his favourite person in the world, and not directly to me. My heart just about exploded.",We're generally not bright but we can lift heavy stuff. ,Including your fat ass. 
41544,We're generally not bright but we can lift heavy stuff. ,Including your fat ass. ,Well that escalated quickly 
41545,"My husband said I was his favourite person in the world, and not directly to me. My heart just about exploded.",We're generally not bright but we can lift heavy stuff. ,no talk good but love woman
41546,We're generally not bright but we can lift heavy stuff. ,no talk good but love woman,"Why use many word, when few word do trick"
41547,no talk good but love woman,"Why use many word, when few word do trick",I no know. Why? 
41548,"My husband said I was his favourite person in the world, and not directly to me. My heart just about exploded.",Marriage is wonderful.,"It takes work, but its so worth it with the right person :)"
41549,Marriage is wonderful.,"It takes work, but its so worth it with the right person :)",A lot of work until balance is found.
41550,"My husband said I was his favourite person in the world, and not directly to me. My heart just about exploded.",u/ailuropholly this is me and u ,How about you send that on Facebook in a private message?
41551,u/ailuropholly this is me and u ,How about you send that on Facebook in a private message?,Who hurt you
41552,How about you send that on Facebook in a private message?,Who hurt you,2018
41553,Who hurt you,2018,Same
41554,"My husband said I was his favourite person in the world, and not directly to me. My heart just about exploded.","My wife and I have the same understanding. I dont show affection like ""normal"" people do.",You don't upvote posts on reddit? What a weirdo. 
41555,"My wife and I have the same understanding. I dont show affection like ""normal"" people do.",You don't upvote posts on reddit? What a weirdo. ,Shaddap. :)
41556,My 14 year old liked Dark Side of the Moon...,Now show him Rodeo by Travis Scott,And then Kids See Ghosts
41557,Now show him Rodeo by Travis Scott,And then Kids See Ghosts,Oh fucking tight
41558,My 14 year old liked Dark Side of the Moon...,This made me tear up,Hopefully in a good way!
41559,This made me tear up,Hopefully in a good way!,yes :)
41560,My 14 year old liked Dark Side of the Moon...,You both have really good taste in music. ,"Yeah, I also like John Denver so what do you say to that? 😉"
41561,You both have really good taste in music. ,"Yeah, I also like John Denver so what do you say to that? 😉","I don’t know anything by him, but I’m sure he’s great too! :)"
41562,"Quit drinking, and life has never been better",Awesome job! I'm proud of you.,Thank you so much
41563,Awesome job! I'm proud of you.,Thank you so much,Congrats OP! Is fiancé and best friend the same person or different? 
41564,Thank you so much,Congrats OP! Is fiancé and best friend the same person or different? ,"Well, she is my best friend, but I was referring to someone else initially. "
41565,"Quit drinking, and life has never been better",a fifth like a whole handle? WHEW! bet that is a huge difference coming from that,"Nah, a 5th as in 750 ml. One fifth of a gallon"
41566,a fifth like a whole handle? WHEW! bet that is a huge difference coming from that,"Nah, a 5th as in 750 ml. One fifth of a gallon","gotcha, still pretty hardcore"
41567,Pepsi is better than Coke. Fight me,I'll fight ya,oh haha let's do it
41568,I'll fight ya,oh haha let's do it,It's on
41569,oh haha let's do it,It's on,Like donkey kong
41570,It's on,Like donkey kong,With a massive gong
41571,Pepsi is better than Coke. Fight me,tests show that the majority of people can't tell the difference,They also show that Pepsi would win in a blind taste test 
41572,tests show that the majority of people can't tell the difference,They also show that Pepsi would win in a blind taste test ,"huh, didn't know that one"
41573,Pepsi is better than Coke. Fight me,Y’all ain’t got shit on Orange Fanta,That's a point to Coke though since it's their product.
41574,Y’all ain’t got shit on Orange Fanta,That's a point to Coke though since it's their product.,A fair point
41575,I just received the most amazing Christmas miracle,Who the hell is cutting onions all up in here?,"I don’t know, but that person randomly appears whenever there’s a wholesome post. "
41576,Who the hell is cutting onions all up in here?,"I don’t know, but that person randomly appears whenever there’s a wholesome post. ",Well take the darn knife away for gosh sakes.
41577,"I don’t know, but that person randomly appears whenever there’s a wholesome post. ",Well take the darn knife away for gosh sakes.,"I can’t, he’s not here right now!"
41578,I just received the most amazing Christmas miracle,Who the hell is cutting onions all up in here?,I don't think it's the onions bud
41579,Who the hell is cutting onions all up in here?,I don't think it's the onions bud,"Yeah, after the work out that is browsing Reddit I think my eyes are sweating"
41580,I just received the most amazing Christmas miracle,Thank you for sharing.  It warmed my grinchy heart,Dare I say it grew three sizes this day?
41581,Thank you for sharing.  It warmed my grinchy heart,Dare I say it grew three sizes this day?,Uhh... that Grinch fellow should get that looked at by a cardiologist.
41582,I just received the most amazing Christmas miracle,Nearly cried reading this. So toughing.,Only nearly?
41583,Nearly cried reading this. So toughing.,Only nearly?,Only. I don't cry too easily. Still really heartwarming story. 
41584,Only nearly?,Only. I don't cry too easily. Still really heartwarming story. ,"Haha I was jk. Me too, I hardly every cry but I almost did"
41585,Only. I don't cry too easily. Still really heartwarming story. ,"Haha I was jk. Me too, I hardly every cry but I almost did",Honestly surprised I didn't looking back on it lol
41586,I just received the most amazing Christmas miracle,"This is an amazing story, could you post pictures of the note and candy? I’d love to see it",I sure can when I get home from Christmas dinner!
41587,"This is an amazing story, could you post pictures of the note and candy? I’d love to see it",I sure can when I get home from Christmas dinner!,[removed]
41588,"This is an amazing story, could you post pictures of the note and candy? I’d love to see it",I sure can when I get home from Christmas dinner!,!remindMe 5 hours
41589,"This is an amazing story, could you post pictures of the note and candy? I’d love to see it",I sure can when I get home from Christmas dinner!,Here’s a reminder :)
41590,I sure can when I get home from Christmas dinner!,Here’s a reminder :),And another one for me so I won't forget to come back
41591,Here’s a reminder :),And another one for me so I won't forget to come back,*bounces excitedly and patiently in seat*
41592,Here’s a reminder :),And another one for me so I won't forget to come back,[removed]
41593,And another one for me so I won't forget to come back,[removed],I feel disappointed
41594,"This is an amazing story, could you post pictures of the note and candy? I’d love to see it",I sure can when I get home from Christmas dinner!,That must be some dinner
41595,I sure can when I get home from Christmas dinner!,That must be some dinner,"Sounds kinda like a fake dinner, eh"
41596,"This is an amazing story, could you post pictures of the note and candy? I’d love to see it",I sure can when I get home from Christmas dinner!,&gt; I sure can when I get home from Christmas dinner!
41597,"This is an amazing story, could you post pictures of the note and candy? I’d love to see it",I sure can when I get home from Christmas dinner!,Here’s a reminder
41598,I just received the most amazing Christmas miracle,"Plot twist 

Op was the only on me that could see the boy.

The others weren’t ignoring him.....",I see dead people.
41599,"Plot twist 

Op was the only on me that could see the boy.

The others weren’t ignoring him.....",I see dead people.,The Op sees dead people
41600,I just received the most amazing Christmas miracle,"Plot twist 

Op was the only on me that could see the boy.

The others weren’t ignoring him.....",Wonder if there was a small hand carved wooden starfish in the bag...
41601,"Plot twist 

Op was the only on me that could see the boy.

The others weren’t ignoring him.....",Wonder if there was a small hand carved wooden starfish in the bag...,The real tear-jerker is in the comments.
41602,Wonder if there was a small hand carved wooden starfish in the bag...,The real tear-jerker is in the comments.,I think it's time for a rewatch.
41603,I just received the most amazing Christmas miracle,I got a BJ behind a walgreens,How was he?
41604,I got a BJ behind a walgreens,How was he?,Well honestly it could have been a dude.  If it was he had some nice tits
41605,How was he?,Well honestly it could have been a dude.  If it was he had some nice tits,Dude idk why you got downvoted
41606,I got a BJ behind a walgreens,How was he?,"Hey you heard what I told him Tony? I says. ""how was he?"""
41607,How was he?,"Hey you heard what I told him Tony? I says. ""how was he?""",*Ah-goosh!?
41608,I just received the most amazing Christmas miracle,"And that special needs kid?

Albert Einstein.",You’re like the 3rd person to say that. You could at least be original.
41609,"And that special needs kid?

Albert Einstein.",You’re like the 3rd person to say that. You could at least be original.,"Sorry, I've edited the comment."
41610,"I ruined Christmas and was sent home. My gifts are being dropped off in a few days, I guess. I never got to open all of them.",You don't really sound apologetic. Maybe your dismissive attitude about her property upset her. ,I bet you're a real treat at family gatherings.
41611,You don't really sound apologetic. Maybe your dismissive attitude about her property upset her. ,I bet you're a real treat at family gatherings.,I bet you're a snotty ungrateful child. We can both play guessing games. 
41612,I bet you're a real treat at family gatherings.,I bet you're a snotty ungrateful child. We can both play guessing games. ,"Only difference here is that I'm right, and you're easily goaded into a rage."
41613,I bet you're a snotty ungrateful child. We can both play guessing games. ,"Only difference here is that I'm right, and you're easily goaded into a rage.",You're assuming quite a bit. Another childish action. 
41614,"To everyone else who is also alone on Christmas eve / Christmas day , it's ok. It's better than being with people who don't love you. We are strong and awesome and we can have a great time on our own !","Me, cat, jigsaw puzzle, toast and a boiled egg for dinner, same tomorrow. No complaints. ",The simple things in life
41615,"Me, cat, jigsaw puzzle, toast and a boiled egg for dinner, same tomorrow. No complaints. ",The simple things in life,Like boiled eggs. Absolutely. Not even kidding. Haha. 
41616,The simple things in life,Like boiled eggs. Absolutely. Not even kidding. Haha. ,"My granddad likes boiled duck eggs. Dipped in straight vinegar

Get a load of that"
41617,"To everyone else who is also alone on Christmas eve / Christmas day , it's ok. It's better than being with people who don't love you. We are strong and awesome and we can have a great time on our own !","When you're Jewish so you don't celebrate Christmas at all

Merry Christmas!",Happy Hannukah ! Have a wonderful time. ( I know it's over but delayed wishes). 
41618,"When you're Jewish so you don't celebrate Christmas at all

Merry Christmas!",Happy Hannukah ! Have a wonderful time. ( I know it's over but delayed wishes). ,Thanks a lot! 
41619,Happy Hannukah ! Have a wonderful time. ( I know it's over but delayed wishes). ,Thanks a lot! ,Any time! :) 
41620,"To everyone else who is also alone on Christmas eve / Christmas day , it's ok. It's better than being with people who don't love you. We are strong and awesome and we can have a great time on our own !",What about the people that are with people that don't love them?!?!,Why are you with them if they don't love you ? You deserve happiness ! 
41621,What about the people that are with people that don't love them?!?!,Why are you with them if they don't love you ? You deserve happiness ! ,Haha good point!
41622,Why are you with them if they don't love you ? You deserve happiness ! ,Haha good point!,Merry Christmas! :) 
41623,"To everyone else who is also alone on Christmas eve / Christmas day , it's ok. It's better than being with people who don't love you. We are strong and awesome and we can have a great time on our own !",I agree. I would have preferred to be alone than lonely in the company of someone else. ,Yes ! So true. Merry Christmas! Hope you have a great time:) 
41624,I agree. I would have preferred to be alone than lonely in the company of someone else. ,Yes ! So true. Merry Christmas! Hope you have a great time:) ,Merry Christmas to you too! Have a great day.
41625,"To everyone else who is also alone on Christmas eve / Christmas day , it's ok. It's better than being with people who don't love you. We are strong and awesome and we can have a great time on our own !","Your energy is contagious! Thanks, dude.",Anytime! Merry Christmas to you my friend:) 
41626,"Your energy is contagious! Thanks, dude.",Anytime! Merry Christmas to you my friend:) ,Merry Christmas!
41627,"To everyone else who is also alone on Christmas eve / Christmas day , it's ok. It's better than being with people who don't love you. We are strong and awesome and we can have a great time on our own !",Thanks for posting this! Merry Christmas!,You too ! Love your username btw:) 
41628,Thanks for posting this! Merry Christmas!,You too ! Love your username btw:) ,"Haha, thanks!"
41629,"To everyone else who is also alone on Christmas eve / Christmas day , it's ok. It's better than being with people who don't love you. We are strong and awesome and we can have a great time on our own !",i am alone on christmas day in LA. please hangout with me. who wants to hang?,Where in the LA area? I'm in North OC...
41630,i am alone on christmas day in LA. please hangout with me. who wants to hang?,Where in the LA area? I'm in North OC...,Merry Christmas:) 
41631,"To everyone else who is also alone on Christmas eve / Christmas day , it's ok. It's better than being with people who don't love you. We are strong and awesome and we can have a great time on our own !",You lucky bastards. I’m surrounded by people. ,"Haha I like this, the grass is always greener. Hope you make it through the day. "
41632,You lucky bastards. I’m surrounded by people. ,"Haha I like this, the grass is always greener. Hope you make it through the day. ",Right? Lol. Merry Christmas to you:) 
41633,"To everyone else who is also alone on Christmas eve / Christmas day , it's ok. It's better than being with people who don't love you. We are strong and awesome and we can have a great time on our own !","2 dogs, 2 cats and the ID channel is all I need!","What kind of dogs and cats? Long haired, small, large, is a cat fat?"
41634,"2 dogs, 2 cats and the ID channel is all I need!","What kind of dogs and cats? Long haired, small, large, is a cat fat?",😂😂😂
41635,"To everyone else who is also alone on Christmas eve / Christmas day , it's ok. It's better than being with people who don't love you. We are strong and awesome and we can have a great time on our own !","Amen!
",Merry Christmas:) 
41636,"Amen!
",Merry Christmas:) ,Thanks you too😘
41637,Anyone else alone on Christmas?,Alone but got a bottle of fireball ,"That's the Christmas ""Spirit"""
41638,Alone but got a bottle of fireball ,"That's the Christmas ""Spirit""",lol about to start using it now I just got fired via text message an hour ago
41639,"That's the Christmas ""Spirit""",lol about to start using it now I just got fired via text message an hour ago,"Merry Christmas, right?  Sucky... Shots in moderation."
41640,Nobody gives a shit about you at the gym. Don’t fear like you’re an outsider of some club.,Every coming of age movie and after school special says your wrong. ,But what does reality say?
41641,Every coming of age movie and after school special says your wrong. ,But what does reality say?,The same thing. These posts are always bullshit.
41642,But what does reality say?,The same thing. These posts are always bullshit.,i disagree.
41643,The same thing. These posts are always bullshit.,i disagree.,Then you get to be wrong too. Congrats.
41644,i disagree.,Then you get to be wrong too. Congrats.,"I'd love some stats on that, since obviously you have some considering how confident you are
"
41645,Nobody gives a shit about you at the gym. Don’t fear like you’re an outsider of some club.,u/alt-no-more?,?
41646,u/alt-no-more?,?,"era uoy dlo woh gniksa em dnim ,nos em esucxe"
41647,What are you up to today or doing for the holidays?,Cook something that looks yummy!,Cookies are on the table tomorrow! 
41648,Cook something that looks yummy!,Cookies are on the table tomorrow! ,awesome! you should show us
41649,Cookies are on the table tomorrow! ,awesome! you should show us,What are you doing tonight/day? 
41650,What are some hobbies you'd like to return to or start trying out?,i’ve come to really love knitting recently. it’s a good pastime ,That's neat! What got you into knitting?
41651,i’ve come to really love knitting recently. it’s a good pastime ,That's neat! What got you into knitting?,my boyfriends mom gifted me some supplies and it just went from there! it’s a good time 
41652,What are some hobbies you'd like to return to or start trying out?,"Writing. I wrote a lot but had to stop, because of chronic pain.",Ahh that sucks. What did you write? 
41653,"Writing. I wrote a lot but had to stop, because of chronic pain.",Ahh that sucks. What did you write? ,Short stories. I was working on creative nonfiction.
41654,What are some hobbies you'd like to return to or start trying out?,hunting bucks. crazy expensive though. im looking into getting some hand me downs. ,Hope you're able to get some decent hand me downs and the chance to go hunting
41655,hunting bucks. crazy expensive though. im looking into getting some hand me downs. ,Hope you're able to get some decent hand me downs and the chance to go hunting,thank ya :) wbu
41656,This is the hardest time of the year! And you’ll be okay!,We’re past the shortest day of the year! It’s all longer and better days from here!,Didn’t even know that! Hell yeah man
41657,We’re past the shortest day of the year! It’s all longer and better days from here!,Didn’t even know that! Hell yeah man,First day of winter (solstice) is the shortest day of the year as far as daylight goes.
41658,Didn’t even know that! Hell yeah man,First day of winter (solstice) is the shortest day of the year as far as daylight goes.,That seems so obvious I can’t believe I didn’t know that haha
41659,We’re past the shortest day of the year! It’s all longer and better days from here!,Didn’t even know that! Hell yeah man,Onwards and upwards!
41660,Didn’t even know that! Hell yeah man,Onwards and upwards!,I say that all the time that’s actually funny haha
41661,This is the hardest time of the year! And you’ll be okay!,We’re past the shortest day of the year! It’s all longer and better days from here!,Unless you're in the southern hemisphere 😩
41662,We’re past the shortest day of the year! It’s all longer and better days from here!,Unless you're in the southern hemisphere 😩,Lucky Ducks!
41663,This is the hardest time of the year! And you’ll be okay!,We’re past the shortest day of the year! It’s all longer and better days from here!,Everything's coming up Millhouse! 
41664,We’re past the shortest day of the year! It’s all longer and better days from here!,Everything's coming up Millhouse! ,I use this quote all the time!
41665,This is the hardest time of the year! And you’ll be okay!,"Wait, it's summer here though? ","I live in New York up in the USA very cold and dreary here, where are you at? "
41666,"Wait, it's summer here though? ","I live in New York up in the USA very cold and dreary here, where are you at? ",Australia :P 
41667,This is the hardest time of the year! And you’ll be okay!,Is it just me or is everyone extra depressed this year?,It’s been fucking rough man 
41668,Is it just me or is everyone extra depressed this year?,It’s been fucking rough man ,I hear ya bro 
41669,It’s been fucking rough man ,I hear ya bro ,Hopefully the next is better than the last 
41670,I did a pull-up today!,"Nice! Muscle up is next \^\^

&amp;#x200B;

Go calisthenics!","thanks! Ive been trying to improve calisthenics and running, both are going well"
41671,"Nice! Muscle up is next \^\^

&amp;#x200B;

Go calisthenics!","thanks! Ive been trying to improve calisthenics and running, both are going well",Well keep it up it sounds like you're making progress:)
41672,Unpopular opinion: Will Ferrell isn’t funny..,"And Julia Roberts is not ""pretty.""",Friend of mine said she looks like a opossum and I just can’t get over it 
41673,"And Julia Roberts is not ""pretty.""",Friend of mine said she looks like a opossum and I just can’t get over it ,[removed]
41674,"And Julia Roberts is not ""pretty.""",Friend of mine said she looks like a opossum and I just can’t get over it ,"Sheeeit dude, I can’t unsee it now! God I hate opossums!"
41675,Unpopular opinion: Will Ferrell isn’t funny..,I find him okay but he's not my favorite. Different strokes for different folks.,Psssh I’d rather watch different strokes than him!
41676,I find him okay but he's not my favorite. Different strokes for different folks.,Psssh I’d rather watch different strokes than him!,Go for it
41677,Unpopular opinion: Will Ferrell isn’t funny..,ITA,Huh?
41678,ITA,Huh?,I totally agree 
41679,Just had my first kiss,Who needs human interaction when I can slaughter Khergits with my Vaegir army?,I prefer Swadian knights :)
41680,Who needs human interaction when I can slaughter Khergits with my Vaegir army?,I prefer Swadian knights :),Rhodok spears! Close ranks! Sharpshooters Loose! 
41681,Who needs human interaction when I can slaughter Khergits with my Vaegir army?,I prefer Swadian knights :),Heretic! Your crossbows do nothing in sieges! Nothing!
41682,Who needs human interaction when I can slaughter Khergits with my Vaegir army?,I prefer Swadian knights :),"I prefer Sword Sisters, just they're so hard to recruit and level for an entire army..."
41683,Just had my first kiss,Who needs human interaction when I can slaughter Khergits with my Vaegir army?,"Good choice, my Vaegir brother"
41684,Who needs human interaction when I can slaughter Khergits with my Vaegir army?,"Good choice, my Vaegir brother","Haha, didn't expect anyone to get that joke!"
41685,"Good choice, my Vaegir brother","Haha, didn't expect anyone to get that joke!","Pft, there are dozens of us, dozens! "
41686,Just had my first kiss,Who needs human interaction when I can slaughter Khergits with my Vaegir army?,No match for my army of Nords.
41687,Who needs human interaction when I can slaughter Khergits with my Vaegir army?,No match for my army of Nords.,Those huscarls!
41688,Who needs human interaction when I can slaughter Khergits with my Vaegir army?,No match for my army of Nords.,Your Huscarls may cause a problem if you could actually catch me up.
41689,Does anyone else monologue at themselves?,All the time. It helps me think things through. ,Helps you sort through ideas and feelings? 
41690,All the time. It helps me think things through. ,Helps you sort through ideas and feelings? ,"Yes, pretty much. "
41691,Does it feel like Christmas to you?,I live in southern California so it never really feels like Christmas ,It's so fucking DRY 
41692,I live in southern California so it never really feels like Christmas ,It's so fucking DRY ,It rained like three times and its been dry as a bone since
41693,"I have $125 dollars for amazon, without knowing anything about me, what should i get?",You should buy a tv ,What kind of tv costs only 125 or less?
41694,You should buy a tv ,What kind of tv costs only 125 or less?,You can get a decent sized monitor for it.
41695,"I have $125 dollars for amazon, without knowing anything about me, what should i get?",Tape ,Gaffer tape is the best
41696,Tape ,Gaffer tape is the best,I think you mean Flex tape.
41697,"I have $125 dollars for amazon, without knowing anything about me, what should i get?",Chocolate milk,MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YESSS
41698,Chocolate milk,MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YESSS,This needs to be the top comment
41699,MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YESSS,This needs to be the top comment,I really hope so
41700,This needs to be the top comment,I really hope so,"I'm rooting for us, buddy."
41701,I really hope so,"I'm rooting for us, buddy.",I'm buying chocolate milk either way 
41702,"I have $125 dollars for amazon, without knowing anything about me, what should i get?",Sonicare tooth brush solid purchase ,Something useful? Woah
41703,Sonicare tooth brush solid purchase ,Something useful? Woah,I bought one an was like how can a toothbrush be so good... the gospel was true for once. 
41704,"I have $125 dollars for amazon, without knowing anything about me, what should i get?",Saddleback leather product.,Like some sort of BDSM attire?
41705,Saddleback leather product.,Like some sort of BDSM attire?,lol
41706,Compliments for anyone who comments wanting one,Can you include the word mushroom?,"Yeah, ofc! It might take a minute though"
41707,Can you include the word mushroom?,"Yeah, ofc! It might take a minute though","Im off for another 3 days, I'll be here!!"
41708,Compliments for anyone who comments wanting one,I could always use a happy boost! ,"Then, a happy boost is what you’re getting! "
41709,I could always use a happy boost! ,"Then, a happy boost is what you’re getting! ",Can’t wait!!
41710,Compliments for anyone who comments wanting one,Am I too late? This is such a cool thread- I don't post often but this is really nice to read.,"Nope, you’re not too late. My bad for the wait. "
41711,Am I too late? This is such a cool thread- I don't post often but this is really nice to read.,"Nope, you’re not too late. My bad for the wait. ",No worries! That was so quick and I'd appriciate the same if it took a week :)
41712,Compliments for anyone who comments wanting one,You’ve gotten so many responses...but if you have time and inclination...............,Wdym? And a compliment is on its way to you as per the anyone who comments part 
41713,You’ve gotten so many responses...but if you have time and inclination...............,Wdym? And a compliment is on its way to you as per the anyone who comments part ,You amaze me!  
41714,Wdym? And a compliment is on its way to you as per the anyone who comments part ,You amaze me!  ,Ahhh okay my bad lmao thank you so much! &lt;3
41715,Compliments for anyone who comments wanting one,"Well this oughta be interesting, if you don't mind I'd like to know what you think of my posts",I don’t mind at all! I was asleep so I didn’t see this until now. Sorry for that. :) 
41716,"Well this oughta be interesting, if you don't mind I'd like to know what you think of my posts",I don’t mind at all! I was asleep so I didn’t see this until now. Sorry for that. :) ,that's alright 
41717,I don’t mind at all! I was asleep so I didn’t see this until now. Sorry for that. :) ,that's alright ,"I gave you one, right? I know i did but i dont see it "
41718,Compliments for anyone who comments wanting one,I want one.  :),Got one on the way :) 
41719,I want one.  :),Got one on the way :) ,Thanks.  :)
41720,"I am 34 years old. I JUST realized that in the song 'I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus', she's actually kissing her husband who is dressed up as Santa Claus, not cheating on him with a mythical being.",Have you considered therapy?,I think maybe the kid from the song is going to need some therapy in their later years :P
41721,Have you considered therapy?,I think maybe the kid from the song is going to need some therapy in their later years :P,Lmfao
41722,"I am 34 years old. I JUST realized that in the song 'I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus', she's actually kissing her husband who is dressed up as Santa Claus, not cheating on him with a mythical being.",Have you considered therapy?,For what? It’s been a while since Christmas only comes once a year.
41723,Have you considered therapy?,For what? It’s been a while since Christmas only comes once a year.,how often does it come now? 
41724,"I am 34 years old. I JUST realized that in the song 'I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus', she's actually kissing her husband who is dressed up as Santa Claus, not cheating on him with a mythical being.","I only learned last year that the ""other side"" in the chicken crossing the road joke is death.",..... What? 
41725,"I only learned last year that the ""other side"" in the chicken crossing the road joke is death.",..... What? ,My dude you gotta watch the jokes vsauce video
41726,"I am 34 years old. I JUST realized that in the song 'I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus', she's actually kissing her husband who is dressed up as Santa Claus, not cheating on him with a mythical being.","I only learned last year that the ""other side"" in the chicken crossing the road joke is death.",OHMYGOD
41727,"I only learned last year that the ""other side"" in the chicken crossing the road joke is death.",OHMYGOD,"Calm down, it doesn't actually mean that. "
41728,"I only learned last year that the ""other side"" in the chicken crossing the road joke is death.",OHMYGOD,MedianJoeGreen
41729,"I am 34 years old. I JUST realized that in the song 'I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus', she's actually kissing her husband who is dressed up as Santa Claus, not cheating on him with a mythical being.","I only learned last year that the ""other side"" in the chicken crossing the road joke is death.",No waaaaay! I always thought that was just a really shit joke!! 
41730,"I only learned last year that the ""other side"" in the chicken crossing the road joke is death.",No waaaaay! I always thought that was just a really shit joke!! ,"It is just a shit joke, it never meant that."
41731,"I am 34 years old. I JUST realized that in the song 'I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus', she's actually kissing her husband who is dressed up as Santa Claus, not cheating on him with a mythical being.","I only learned last year that the ""other side"" in the chicken crossing the road joke is death.",No it isn’t. 
41732,"I only learned last year that the ""other side"" in the chicken crossing the road joke is death.",No it isn’t. ,It's why did the chicken cross the road? Isn't it?
41733,"I am 34 years old. I JUST realized that in the song 'I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus', she's actually kissing her husband who is dressed up as Santa Claus, not cheating on him with a mythical being.","I only learned last year that the ""other side"" in the chicken crossing the road joke is death.",Wait what?  Why did the chicken cross the road?  To get to death?
41734,"I only learned last year that the ""other side"" in the chicken crossing the road joke is death.",Wait what?  Why did the chicken cross the road?  To get to death?,"Because it will likely get run over by a car while crossing the road, I guess? "
41735,"I am 34 years old. I JUST realized that in the song 'I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus', she's actually kissing her husband who is dressed up as Santa Claus, not cheating on him with a mythical being.",That Washington DC and Washington state were *probably* named after George Washington ,They could’ve been based on George Washington Carver instead. Hmmmmm.....
41736,That Washington DC and Washington state were *probably* named after George Washington ,They could’ve been based on George Washington Carver instead. Hmmmmm.....,Or they could have been named as a reminder for people to do a ton of washing.
41737,They could’ve been based on George Washington Carver instead. Hmmmmm.....,Or they could have been named as a reminder for people to do a ton of washing.,I’m washing a ton.
41738,Or they could have been named as a reminder for people to do a ton of washing.,I’m washing a ton.,"Six-foot-eleven

Fucking killing for fun"
41739,That Washington DC and Washington state were *probably* named after George Washington ,They could’ve been based on George Washington Carver instead. Hmmmmm.....,They were actually named after Agent Washington from Red vs. Blue.
41740,"I am 34 years old. I JUST realized that in the song 'I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus', she's actually kissing her husband who is dressed up as Santa Claus, not cheating on him with a mythical being.",Welcome to 2000-and-late.,Damn this reference is so old it started shaving. 
41741,Welcome to 2000-and-late.,Damn this reference is so old it started shaving. ,#oldschool
41742,"I am 34 years old. I JUST realized that in the song 'I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus', she's actually kissing her husband who is dressed up as Santa Claus, not cheating on him with a mythical being.",It's call hula hoop because to get the hoop to work you do the hula dance.,Fuckin a man. 
41743,It's call hula hoop because to get the hoop to work you do the hula dance.,Fuckin a man. ,r/suddenlygay
41744,Fuckin a man. ,r/suddenlygay,"Oh trust me, it was never sudden ;)"
41745,It's call hula hoop because to get the hoop to work you do the hula dance.,Fuckin a man. ,Check out channel 9 it's the breast exam!
41746,"I am 34 years old. I JUST realized that in the song 'I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus', she's actually kissing her husband who is dressed up as Santa Claus, not cheating on him with a mythical being.","I just thought that this and ""Santa Baby"" were people roleplaying lol","She wants Santa to hurry down her chimney, huh?"
41747,"I just thought that this and ""Santa Baby"" were people roleplaying lol","She wants Santa to hurry down her chimney, huh?",I'd be perfect for the job. In and out in a minute. 
41748,"I am 34 years old. I JUST realized that in the song 'I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus', she's actually kissing her husband who is dressed up as Santa Claus, not cheating on him with a mythical being.","I thought FTW was the opposite of WTF, as in ""Fuck The Whats""",I used to think smh was shit in my hand. 
41749,"I thought FTW was the opposite of WTF, as in ""Fuck The Whats""",I used to think smh was shit in my hand. ,That had me laughing just now. 
41750,"I thought FTW was the opposite of WTF, as in ""Fuck The Whats""",I used to think smh was shit in my hand. ,We'll shit what does it mean then?
41751,I used to think smh was shit in my hand. ,We'll shit what does it mean then?,Shaking my head. 
41752,"I thought FTW was the opposite of WTF, as in ""Fuck The Whats""",I used to think smh was shit in my hand. ,FTW
41753,"I thought FTW was the opposite of WTF, as in ""Fuck The Whats""",I used to think smh was shit in my hand. ,Still works somehow. 
41754,"I thought FTW was the opposite of WTF, as in ""Fuck The Whats""",I used to think smh was shit in my hand. ,I still have problems realizing it's not 'so much hate'
41755,I used to think smh was shit in my hand. ,I still have problems realizing it's not 'so much hate',Me too!
41756,I still have problems realizing it's not 'so much hate',Me too!,I thought the same thing
41757,I used to think smh was shit in my hand. ,I still have problems realizing it's not 'so much hate',I thought it meant shaking my head
41758,I used to think smh was shit in my hand. ,I still have problems realizing it's not 'so much hate',"It's not so much hate.

It's ""shaking my head""

Like, shaking your head no."
41759,"I thought FTW was the opposite of WTF, as in ""Fuck The Whats""",I used to think smh was shit in my hand. ,I used to think smh was meant to portray how it sounds...smh(sssmmmhuh)... a sound of disgust
41760,I used to think smh was shit in my hand. ,I used to think smh was meant to portray how it sounds...smh(sssmmmhuh)... a sound of disgust,I still think it’s an abbreviation of somehow 
41761,I used to think smh was meant to portray how it sounds...smh(sssmmmhuh)... a sound of disgust,I still think it’s an abbreviation of somehow ,Same! 
41762,I used to think smh was shit in my hand. ,I used to think smh was meant to portray how it sounds...smh(sssmmmhuh)... a sound of disgust,lmao same
41763,"I thought FTW was the opposite of WTF, as in ""Fuck The Whats""",I used to think smh was shit in my hand. ,In always thought it meant 'somehow'
41764,I used to think smh was shit in my hand. ,In always thought it meant 'somehow',That honestly makes way more sense. 
41765,"I thought FTW was the opposite of WTF, as in ""Fuck The Whats""",I used to think smh was shit in my hand. ,[smh](smh.com.au)
41766,"I thought FTW was the opposite of WTF, as in ""Fuck The Whats""",I used to think smh was shit in my hand. ,I thought it was shaking my head. Oh my god.
41767,"I thought FTW was the opposite of WTF, as in ""Fuck The Whats""",I used to think smh was shit in my hand. ,That's wayyyy better than shake my head
41768,"I thought FTW was the opposite of WTF, as in ""Fuck The Whats""",I used to think smh was shit in my hand. ,"I know what it means I just read it as 
“sm ma head”"
41769,"I am 34 years old. I JUST realized that in the song 'I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus', she's actually kissing her husband who is dressed up as Santa Claus, not cheating on him with a mythical being.","I thought FTW was the opposite of WTF, as in ""Fuck The Whats""","I thought FTW was “fuck the world” and MFW “my fucking world”
Let’s make a club"
41770,"I thought FTW was the opposite of WTF, as in ""Fuck The Whats""","I thought FTW was “fuck the world” and MFW “my fucking world”
Let’s make a club","I can agree on the fuck the world one. At times it was confusing, though. "
41771,"I am 34 years old. I JUST realized that in the song 'I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus', she's actually kissing her husband who is dressed up as Santa Claus, not cheating on him with a mythical being.","Will. I. am.   Is WILLIAM.

My husband teases me about this all the time.",Flo Rida is Florida :D
41772,"Will. I. am.   Is WILLIAM.

My husband teases me about this all the time.",Flo Rida is Florida :D,"But also ""flow rider"", as in rap flow."
41773,Flo Rida is Florida :D,"But also ""flow rider"", as in rap flow.","No way, never caught that one either!"
41774,"I am 34 years old. I JUST realized that in the song 'I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus', she's actually kissing her husband who is dressed up as Santa Claus, not cheating on him with a mythical being.",The little piggy that “went to the market” WASN’T going shopping. ,Wait....what?
41775,The little piggy that “went to the market” WASN’T going shopping. ,Wait....what?,[deleted]
41776,"I am 34 years old. I JUST realized that in the song 'I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus', she's actually kissing her husband who is dressed up as Santa Claus, not cheating on him with a mythical being.",The little piggy that “went to the market” WASN’T going shopping. ,I still don’t get it😒.
41777,The little piggy that “went to the market” WASN’T going shopping. ,I still don’t get it😒.,Going to market as livestock means being butchered.
41778,"I am 34 years old. I JUST realized that in the song 'I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus', she's actually kissing her husband who is dressed up as Santa Claus, not cheating on him with a mythical being.",We call then movies because they are pictures that move. ,"LONG time ago they were called ""moving pictures"" "
41779,We call then movies because they are pictures that move. ,"LONG time ago they were called ""moving pictures"" ","When sound was introduced they were called ""talkies"""
41780,It’s my birthday and I want to know what made you smile today.,My son moved home :),Just in time for the holidays :) thanks for sharing
41781,My son moved home :),Just in time for the holidays :) thanks for sharing,Absolutely! Thank you:)
41782,It’s my birthday and I want to know what made you smile today.,Helping out customers in my job ,Whats your job?
41783,Helping out customers in my job ,Whats your job?,I keep that classified
41784,Whats your job?,I keep that classified,Respect
41785,I keep that classified,Respect,Thank you
41786,Free Compliment Thread! (Hugs Optional),Good luck!,You are loved more then your brain will ever let you believe. 
41787,Good luck!,You are loved more then your brain will ever let you believe. ,"That's very sweet!

But my brain says you're lying!"
41788,You are loved more then your brain will ever let you believe. ,"That's very sweet!

But my brain says you're lying!",That’s ma point you see
41789,Free Compliment Thread! (Hugs Optional),But I like hugs.  ,*sends flock of hugs*
41790,But I like hugs.  ,*sends flock of hugs*,Yay flock of hugs!
41791,*sends flock of hugs*,Yay flock of hugs!,"*sends murder of hugs*

AmIdoinitright?"
41792,Yay flock of hugs!,"*sends murder of hugs*

AmIdoinitright?",I'm imaging a hug from a large cat.  Like lion or tiger sized.  With the murdermittens.  
41793,"*sends murder of hugs*

AmIdoinitright?",I'm imaging a hug from a large cat.  Like lion or tiger sized.  With the murdermittens.  ,A murder is actually a group of crows.
41794,Yay flock of hugs!,"*sends murder of hugs*

AmIdoinitright?",*this is why we like you*
41795,"*sends murder of hugs*

AmIdoinitright?",*this is why we like you*,You're only in love with the idea of me.
41796,Free Compliment Thread! (Hugs Optional),Me please! ,You give good life advice. 
41797,Me please! ,You give good life advice. ,Thank you! 
41798,Free Compliment Thread! (Hugs Optional),Heyyyy. Complements are nice. They keep me going.,You have a ton of hobbies!
41799,Heyyyy. Complements are nice. They keep me going.,You have a ton of hobbies!,Thanks! You’re quite nice.
41800,You have a ton of hobbies!,Thanks! You’re quite nice.,What’s your favorite hobby?
41801,Free Compliment Thread! (Hugs Optional),"Having a rough go of it lately, happy holidays ",You really like the mets a lot. It’s good to have a passion in life. 
41802,"Having a rough go of it lately, happy holidays ",You really like the mets a lot. It’s good to have a passion in life. ,Always. Have a good night 
41803,Free Compliment Thread! (Hugs Optional),can i -uh have a compliment? =w=''',I think you should try to say more in real life. You come off as a cool and likeable person. 
41804,can i -uh have a compliment? =w=''',I think you should try to say more in real life. You come off as a cool and likeable person. ,"Aw, thank you :D i wish i could talk more in real life. "
41805,I think you should try to say more in real life. You come off as a cool and likeable person. ,"Aw, thank you :D i wish i could talk more in real life. ","Well, whats stopping you?"
41806,"Aw, thank you :D i wish i could talk more in real life. ","Well, whats stopping you?",Idrk my mind goes blank when it comes time to talk for some reason. Not sure what my deal is :/
41807,"Well, whats stopping you?",Idrk my mind goes blank when it comes time to talk for some reason. Not sure what my deal is :/,Just try saying whatever even if its “I don’t know what to say”
41808,Idrk my mind goes blank when it comes time to talk for some reason. Not sure what my deal is :/,Just try saying whatever even if its “I don’t know what to say”,Ill try!! x.x
41809,Free Compliment Thread! (Hugs Optional),"You're caring, dedicated, and smart! A credit to the community! ",Look at this mod abusing his power to get a green comment
41810,"You're caring, dedicated, and smart! A credit to the community! ",Look at this mod abusing his power to get a green comment,UNLIMITED POWER! 
41811,Look at this mod abusing his power to get a green comment,UNLIMITED POWER! ,*
41812,Free Compliment Thread! (Hugs Optional),Plsssss op I love you ,...how do you even make cupcakes that look that good?
41813,Plsssss op I love you ,...how do you even make cupcakes that look that good?,♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ I love you
41814,"As someone from a Third World Country, USA never ceases to amaze me",What part of Mexico are you from?,San Luis potosi
41815,What part of Mexico are you from?,San Luis potosi,"Wowow, yo soy de Valles, saludos! "
41816,What part of Mexico are you from?,San Luis potosi,"Pierde algo de encanto si vives en la frontera, se comvierte en algo ""del diario"""
41817,"As someone from a Third World Country, USA never ceases to amaze me",Thank you for this post! People like you make the world a better place to live!,Except for the whole “I prefer white women” thing. 
41818,Thank you for this post! People like you make the world a better place to live!,Except for the whole “I prefer white women” thing. ,Isn’t it natural for anyone to has preferences?
41819,"As someone from a Third World Country, USA never ceases to amaze me",Hot AC made me giggle ,can't blame you :v
41820,Hot AC made me giggle ,can't blame you :v,Sometimes I drive with the windows down and the heat on full blast in my car lol
41821,can't blame you :v,Sometimes I drive with the windows down and the heat on full blast in my car lol,While blasting music! Don’t forget the music! 
41822,can't blame you :v,Sometimes I drive with the windows down and the heat on full blast in my car lol,Are you me? 
41823,can't blame you :v,Sometimes I drive with the windows down and the heat on full blast in my car lol,You greedy capitalist pig. lol
41824,can't blame you :v,Sometimes I drive with the windows down and the heat on full blast in my car lol,"When it’s hot, I drive with the windows open and the AC cranked on my toes and lower areas..."
41825,Hot AC made me giggle ,can't blame you :v,We call it heating or air conditioning.  Or heating or cooling.
41826,"As someone from a Third World Country, USA never ceases to amaze me",Hot AC made me giggle ,Not wrong. Heat pumps basically just reverse the valve on the AC
41827,Hot AC made me giggle ,Not wrong. Heat pumps basically just reverse the valve on the AC,Now I’m not sure if you’re joking or not.
41828,Not wrong. Heat pumps basically just reverse the valve on the AC,Now I’m not sure if you’re joking or not.,"Heat pumps straight up do that. They're not super common though, AFAIK."
41829,Now I’m not sure if you’re joking or not.,"Heat pumps straight up do that. They're not super common though, AFAIK.",Depends where you live. Very common in my area since we usually have fairly mild temps
41830,"Heat pumps straight up do that. They're not super common though, AFAIK.",Depends where you live. Very common in my area since we usually have fairly mild temps,Yup. That’s how it is in Arizona. 
41831,"Heat pumps straight up do that. They're not super common though, AFAIK.",Depends where you live. Very common in my area since we usually have fairly mild temps,The more top of the line heat pumps can work in temps as low as -10°f
41832,"Heat pumps straight up do that. They're not super common though, AFAIK.",Depends where you live. Very common in my area since we usually have fairly mild temps,In Canada and being warmed by a heat pump currently 
41833,"Heat pumps straight up do that. They're not super common though, AFAIK.",Depends where you live. Very common in my area since we usually have fairly mild temps,Many states basically require them if you don't have heating from gas. 
41834,"Heat pumps straight up do that. They're not super common though, AFAIK.",Depends where you live. Very common in my area since we usually have fairly mild temps,Very common in Norway.
41835,Now I’m not sure if you’re joking or not.,"Heat pumps straight up do that. They're not super common though, AFAIK.","Sweden checking in here, they're everywhere! "
41836,"Heat pumps straight up do that. They're not super common though, AFAIK.","Sweden checking in here, they're everywhere! ",I'm curious how often they run for cooling?  Are your summers hot where you are? 
41837,Now I’m not sure if you’re joking or not.,"Heat pumps straight up do that. They're not super common though, AFAIK.",Super common in Norway
41838,Now I’m not sure if you’re joking or not.,"Heat pumps straight up do that. They're not super common though, AFAIK.","I live in Florida, own 2 heat pumps..."
41839,Now I’m not sure if you’re joking or not.,"Heat pumps straight up do that. They're not super common though, AFAIK.",What would you say is more common than a heat pump? I’m dying to know.
41840,"Heat pumps straight up do that. They're not super common though, AFAIK.",What would you say is more common than a heat pump? I’m dying to know.,Gas or oil-fired forced air systems are still pretty common.  
41841,What would you say is more common than a heat pump? I’m dying to know.,Gas or oil-fired forced air systems are still pretty common.  ,But these don’t operate the same. They aren’t on central systems.
41842,Now I’m not sure if you’re joking or not.,"Heat pumps straight up do that. They're not super common though, AFAIK.",Everyone I know here has a heatpump. (north AL) 
41843,Not wrong. Heat pumps basically just reverse the valve on the AC,Now I’m not sure if you’re joking or not.,He ain’t. 
41844,Not wrong. Heat pumps basically just reverse the valve on the AC,Now I’m not sure if you’re joking or not.,Whyyyy does this comment have gold?
41845,Now I’m not sure if you’re joking or not.,Whyyyy does this comment have gold?,Not a real gold
41846,Whyyyy does this comment have gold?,Not a real gold,Time for the walk of shame 😅😭
41847,Not wrong. Heat pumps basically just reverse the valve on the AC,Now I’m not sure if you’re joking or not.,Well I mean.. what is “air conditioning” really?
41848,Not wrong. Heat pumps basically just reverse the valve on the AC,Now I’m not sure if you’re joking or not.,Why is your gold small?
41849,Now I’m not sure if you’re joking or not.,Why is your gold small?,It’s fake gold.
41850,Why is your gold small?,It’s fake gold.,Oh cool. 
41851,Not wrong. Heat pumps basically just reverse the valve on the AC,Now I’m not sure if you’re joking or not.,Heat is still “conditioned air”. Technically not wrong. 
41852,"As someone from a Third World Country, USA never ceases to amaze me","Come to Canada if you can. It's a lot like America, but with nicer people and better food. ",Fuckin snow Mexicans!! 
41853,"Come to Canada if you can. It's a lot like America, but with nicer people and better food. ",Fuckin snow Mexicans!! ,Sorry. 
41854,"As someone from a Third World Country, USA never ceases to amaze me","Come to Canada if you can. It's a lot like America, but with nicer people and better food. ",Better food my ass. 
41855,"Come to Canada if you can. It's a lot like America, but with nicer people and better food. ",Better food my ass. ,It’s the legal weed making everything taste great I’m guessing.
41856,"Come to Canada if you can. It's a lot like America, but with nicer people and better food. ",Better food my ass. ,"Bro, Poutine.

"
41857,"As someone from a Third World Country, USA never ceases to amaze me","Come to Canada if you can. It's a lot like America, but with nicer people and better food. ","Most of the Canadians I've met were rude, and nope, I doubt the food is better. "
41858,"Come to Canada if you can. It's a lot like America, but with nicer people and better food. ","Most of the Canadians I've met were rude, and nope, I doubt the food is better. ",Were they from Quebec?
41859,"As someone from a Third World Country, USA never ceases to amaze me",Comcast doesn't exist in Mexico? I would hurry back there.,"Don't fucking use them. 

I don't get how not having cable is so terrible"
41860,Comcast doesn't exist in Mexico? I would hurry back there.,"Don't fucking use them. 

I don't get how not having cable is so terrible",It's like. The Internet.
41861,"Don't fucking use them. 

I don't get how not having cable is so terrible",It's like. The Internet.,"Idk, I use my mobile plan for my only internet "
41862,It's like. The Internet.,"Idk, I use my mobile plan for my only internet ",hows that for gaming? netflix?
41863,"As someone from a Third World Country, USA never ceases to amaze me",Your coca cola is way better hombre.,Because of the corn syrup instead of sugar?
41864,Your coca cola is way better hombre.,Because of the corn syrup instead of sugar?,Pure cane sugar (local to Mexico) instead of HFC*.
41865,"As someone from a Third World Country, USA never ceases to amaze me",Your coca cola is way better hombre.,"Yeah but they are also one of the rare countries even more obese than the US, for that reason"
41866,Your coca cola is way better hombre.,"Yeah but they are also one of the rare countries even more obese than the US, for that reason",Are you sure it’s ‘for that reason’?
41867,"Yeah but they are also one of the rare countries even more obese than the US, for that reason",Are you sure it’s ‘for that reason’?,Isn't soda being cheaper than water legit one of the reasons?
41868,Your coca cola is way better hombre.,"Yeah but they are also one of the rare countries even more obese than the US, for that reason","Tasty coca cola is the main cause of obesity in Mexico?

That's funny."
41869,Your coca cola is way better hombre.,"Yeah but they are also one of the rare countries even more obese than the US, for that reason","No, tacos are better in Mexico, that reason is above Coke"
41870,"As someone from a Third World Country, USA never ceases to amaze me",Your coca cola is way better hombre.,"Mexican coke is better for sure, but they sell it in the U.S. too though..."
41871,Your coca cola is way better hombre.,"Mexican coke is better for sure, but they sell it in the U.S. too though...","Yeah, for an insane markup"
41872,"Mexican coke is better for sure, but they sell it in the U.S. too though...","Yeah, for an insane markup",Not if you find a La Michoacana  
41873,"As someone from a Third World Country, USA never ceases to amaze me",This post is so weird. I'm from New Zealand and you couldn't pay me to live in the US. ,Can I live with you? I need some of that cheap healthcare.
41874,This post is so weird. I'm from New Zealand and you couldn't pay me to live in the US. ,Can I live with you? I need some of that cheap healthcare.,Yeah..all I could think of while reading the original post was the healthcare...
41875,Reddit is the only platform I like these days. Reddit is honest.,I'm in the same boat. I only use Instagram to call my friends overseas. ,Why don't you just use WhatsApp?
41876,I'm in the same boat. I only use Instagram to call my friends overseas. ,Why don't you just use WhatsApp?,"I could, she just doesn't use it. "
41877,I still don’t know what TD/LR means.,"To long didn't read TL/DR
What is SMH","SMH is ""shake my head"""
41878,"To long didn't read TL/DR
What is SMH","SMH is ""shake my head""",Oh ok thank you
41879,I still don’t know what TD/LR means.,"To long didn't read TL/DR
What is SMH",Suck my hand
41880,"To long didn't read TL/DR
What is SMH",Suck my hand,That’s going to make me laugh every time I see it now
41881,Suck my hand,That’s going to make me laugh every time I see it now,SMH some people just can't take the internet seriously
41882,I still don’t know what TD/LR means.,THOT..wtf is a THOT,That hoe over there
41883,THOT..wtf is a THOT,That hoe over there,"wait this is an acronym all along, or are you just making this up"
41884,That hoe over there,"wait this is an acronym all along, or are you just making this up","It’s an acronym, a sad sad excuse for an acronym "
41885,I still don’t know what TD/LR means.,"It's a Teal Deer, not a Toddler. :)  That's how I always read it. ","I always think ""tildir"""
41886,"It's a Teal Deer, not a Toddler. :)  That's how I always read it. ","I always think ""tildir""","That works too. Early on I saw a picture someone had made, and it stuck. "
41887,Every now and then I'll have a few days where I really miss my childhood bestfriend.,A little gay for each other? Are you serious?,Yes. Does that bother you?
41888,A little gay for each other? Are you serious?,Yes. Does that bother you?,"Yeah a little bit dude, and it should bother you too  "
41889,Yes. Does that bother you?,"Yeah a little bit dude, and it should bother you too  ",Whys that?
41890,"Yeah a little bit dude, and it should bother you too  ",Whys that?,Cuz it's wrong 
41891,Whys that?,Cuz it's wrong ,Its unfortunate you feel that way. Why would it bother me?
41892,Cuz it's wrong ,Its unfortunate you feel that way. Why would it bother me?,"Because its wrong. Geez, that really upsets me  "
41893,Its unfortunate you feel that way. Why would it bother me?,"Because its wrong. Geez, that really upsets me  ","Why is it wrong to you?
"
41894,"Because its wrong. Geez, that really upsets me  ","Why is it wrong to you?
",It's not right. 
41895,"Why is it wrong to you?
",It's not right. ,"Again, why? Is your only reason ""because""?"
41896,It's not right. ,"Again, why? Is your only reason ""because""?",Yeah man. Do I need anything elsd?
41897,just passed my driving test first time!,Mines in 30 minutes!,hope it went ok! \\o/
41898,Mines in 30 minutes!,hope it went ok! \\o/,Didn’t pass l o l ):
41899,I've never had a job hit me so hard before.,Sounds hard. Quit. ,Quitting is for losers.
41900,Sounds hard. Quit. ,Quitting is for losers.,I also can't just quit. That would kill my career real quick. 
41901,I've never had a job hit me so hard before.,I dont understand the fear. ,I take everything I do really seriously I'm scared of failure I suppose. 
41902,I dont understand the fear. ,I take everything I do really seriously I'm scared of failure I suppose. ,You've had jobs before?
41903,I take everything I do really seriously I'm scared of failure I suppose. ,You've had jobs before?,Oh certainly. Worked at Walmart for the last 4 years. 
41904,You've had jobs before?,Oh certainly. Worked at Walmart for the last 4 years. ,So why don't you just try your hardest?
41905,Does anyone prioritize using little spoons over big ones?,Yes! I hate the big spoons.. ,Yay! I’m not alone haha. Is there any specific reason?
41906,Yes! I hate the big spoons.. ,Yay! I’m not alone haha. Is there any specific reason?,"They're too big and awkward to eat with, imo. "
41907,Yay! I’m not alone haha. Is there any specific reason?,"They're too big and awkward to eat with, imo. ","Yeah that’s probably why I don’t use them, I never really thought about it though."
41908,Does anyone prioritize using little spoons over big ones?,"Yes, although I'm currently transitioning",Why are you transitioning?
41909,"Yes, although I'm currently transitioning",Why are you transitioning?,Efficiency reasons. Also cereal just tastes better with a big spoon
41910,Why are you transitioning?,Efficiency reasons. Also cereal just tastes better with a big spoon,Hmm interesting
41911,Super bored and am looking for music to listen to. Just wondering what everyone’s favorite songs are!,I guarantee you will HATE anything I suggest Haha ,"Maybe, but I love all kinds of music. What do you have in mind?"
41912,I guarantee you will HATE anything I suggest Haha ,"Maybe, but I love all kinds of music. What do you have in mind?","Been on a huge Saving Vice binge lately, 

Also Wage War, Varials, and Acacia Strain "
41913,"To all those working over the holidays so the rest of us can have time off with our families, THANK YOU!",Hope no one has to see me these holidays. ,Are you an EMT?
41914,Hope no one has to see me these holidays. ,Are you an EMT?,Critical care paramedic and firefighter 
41915,Are you an EMT?,Critical care paramedic and firefighter ,"I hope I don't see you either, but I do appreciate you being there just in case! "
41916,"To all those working over the holidays so the rest of us can have time off with our families, THANK YOU!","Anyone else have the case of ""you can work on holidays you dont have kids""?","Me! Cuz we're not important, right? /s "
41917,"Anyone else have the case of ""you can work on holidays you dont have kids""?","Me! Cuz we're not important, right? /s ",I guess not ;)
41918,"Anyone else feel like they look good in the mirror, but terrible in photos? 🤣",I look absolutely awful in any photo ever taken! Not one bit photogenic 😥,"That, or you're gorgeous but your eyes aren't picking up on it yet! Hopefully"
41919,I look absolutely awful in any photo ever taken! Not one bit photogenic 😥,"That, or you're gorgeous but your eyes aren't picking up on it yet! Hopefully",Wishful thinking 😂 
41920,"That, or you're gorgeous but your eyes aren't picking up on it yet! Hopefully",Wishful thinking 😂 ,"Maybe a little, but I'm still here for ya! Lol"
41921,Shout out to all the guys out there who are actually attracted to black girls,I’m attracted to black girls....but I’m a lesbian :).  ,That's great two! The more the merrier
41922,I’m attracted to black girls....but I’m a lesbian :).  ,That's great two! The more the merrier,"Check out the song vanilla ice cream by stephen lynch. Thats how i feel,  "
41923,Shout out to all the guys out there who are actually attracted to black girls,I’m attracted to black girls....but I’m a lesbian :).  ,Another bi girl here who thinks black girls cute as fuck
41924,I’m attracted to black girls....but I’m a lesbian :).  ,Another bi girl here who thinks black girls cute as fuck,I'd say let's make a club but that would be weird 
41925,Shout out to all the guys out there who are actually attracted to black girls,I’m attracted to black girls....but I’m a lesbian :).  ,I think black girls are gorgeous and I'm straight! 
41926,I’m attracted to black girls....but I’m a lesbian :).  ,I think black girls are gorgeous and I'm straight! ,"Seriously. I'm super straight, but I can definitely appreciate when women are attractive. "
41927,Shout out to all the guys out there who are actually attracted to black girls,"As far as I'm concerned, everyone's brain is the same colour.","As is everyones skeleton.

Good on you friend. So fucking true."
41928,"As far as I'm concerned, everyone's brain is the same colour.","As is everyones skeleton.

Good on you friend. So fucking true.","Yeah, but I've never been attracted to someone because of their skeleton (; "
41929,"As is everyones skeleton.

Good on you friend. So fucking true.","Yeah, but I've never been attracted to someone because of their skeleton (; ",;)
41930,"As is everyones skeleton.

Good on you friend. So fucking true.","Yeah, but I've never been attracted to someone because of their skeleton (; ",Lol of course you have.
41931,"Yeah, but I've never been attracted to someone because of their skeleton (; ",Lol of course you have.,That's news to me! 
41932,"As is everyones skeleton.

Good on you friend. So fucking true.","Yeah, but I've never been attracted to someone because of their skeleton (; ",I’ve got a bone you might like.
41933,"Yeah, but I've never been attracted to someone because of their skeleton (; ",I’ve got a bone you might like.,Is it a dinosaur bone? 
41934,Shout out to all the guys out there who are actually attracted to black girls,"Asian males are the other undesirable demographic, so I feel your frustrations.",We're all in this together
41935,"Asian males are the other undesirable demographic, so I feel your frustrations.",We're all in this together,I'm gonna make a Tinder for undesireables. 
41936,We're all in this together,I'm gonna make a Tinder for undesireables. ,Tundesireables?
41937,I'm gonna make a Tinder for undesireables. ,Tundesireables?,Tindogs
41938,I'm gonna make a Tinder for undesireables. ,Tundesireables?,Careful though...neckbeards might take it over
41939,Tundesireables?,Careful though...neckbeards might take it over,"Tsundesirables, then?"
41940,Careful though...neckbeards might take it over,"Tsundesirables, then?",Mlady?
41941,Tundesireables?,Careful though...neckbeards might take it over,+1 insight
41942,We're all in this together,I'm gonna make a Tinder for undesireables. ,Call it Broken Matches. 
41943,"Asian males are the other undesirable demographic, so I feel your frustrations.",We're all in this together,Now kith
41944,"Asian males are the other undesirable demographic, so I feel your frustrations.",We're all in this together,"Ugly white dude, checking in. "
41945,"Asian males are the other undesirable demographic, so I feel your frustrations.",We're all in this together,"Nah, you all single"
41946,"Asian males are the other undesirable demographic, so I feel your frustrations.",We're all in this together,Black girls are hot but not enough in Canada. 
41947,"Asian males are the other undesirable demographic, so I feel your frustrations.",We're all in this together,Have you heard of the Issa Rae joke about black women and asian men teaming up? Lol
41948,Shout out to all the guys out there who are actually attracted to black girls,"Asian males are the other undesirable demographic, so I feel your frustrations.","Hey, I'd rather be unattractive than prone to being serially accosted by police officers.  "
41949,"Asian males are the other undesirable demographic, so I feel your frustrations.","Hey, I'd rather be unattractive than prone to being serially accosted by police officers.  ",Oof. 
41950,"Asian males are the other undesirable demographic, so I feel your frustrations.","Hey, I'd rather be unattractive than prone to being serially accosted by police officers.  ",Then stop resisting.
41951,"Hey, I'd rather be unattractive than prone to being serially accosted by police officers.  ",Then stop resisting.,sounds like work
41952,"Hey, I'd rather be unattractive than prone to being serially accosted by police officers.  ",Then stop resisting.,I hope that’s sarcasm..
41953,"Asian males are the other undesirable demographic, so I feel your frustrations.","Hey, I'd rather be unattractive than prone to being serially accosted by police officers.  ",😬
41954,"Asian males are the other undesirable demographic, so I feel your frustrations.","Hey, I'd rather be unattractive than prone to being serially accosted by police officers.  ","Depends on the country lmao

I've been racially profiled for ""Vietnamese drug dealer"" before "
41955,"Hey, I'd rather be unattractive than prone to being serially accosted by police officers.  ","Depends on the country lmao

I've been racially profiled for ""Vietnamese drug dealer"" before ",Vancouver?
41956,"Asian males are the other undesirable demographic, so I feel your frustrations.","Hey, I'd rather be unattractive than prone to being serially accosted by police officers.  ",lol try both
41957,Shout out to all the guys out there who are actually attracted to black girls,"Asian males are the other undesirable demographic, so I feel your frustrations.",K pop fans want to know your location.
41958,"Asian males are the other undesirable demographic, so I feel your frustrations.",K pop fans want to know your location.,Not when you're a brown asian though and living in Germany 
41959,K pop fans want to know your location.,Not when you're a brown asian though and living in Germany ,Oh is it like you're some kind of rarity?
41960,K pop fans want to know your location.,Not when you're a brown asian though and living in Germany ,What’s a brown Asian 
41961,K pop fans want to know your location.,Not when you're a brown asian though and living in Germany ,just gotta wait for that international bollywood craze
41962,Shout out to all the guys out there who are actually attracted to black girls,"Asian males are the other undesirable demographic, so I feel your frustrations.",I dont understand that either. Asian men are so gorgeous. :/
41963,"Asian males are the other undesirable demographic, so I feel your frustrations.",I dont understand that either. Asian men are so gorgeous. :/,I know right! ❤️
41964,"Asian males are the other undesirable demographic, so I feel your frustrations.",I dont understand that either. Asian men are so gorgeous. :/,Racism/Media
41965,Shout out to all the guys out there who are actually attracted to black girls,"Asian males are the other undesirable demographic, so I feel your frustrations.",Women don't like money?
41966,"Asian males are the other undesirable demographic, so I feel your frustrations.",Women don't like money?,"Sure, as much as anyone else. This is why the notion of ""bananarangs"" is a thing."
41967,Shout out to all the guys out there who are actually attracted to black girls,"As a predominantly chinese-looking Asian male, I feel you.","lmao imagine being Indian

&amp;#x200B;

yeah, I'm Indian."
41968,"As a predominantly chinese-looking Asian male, I feel you.","lmao imagine being Indian

&amp;#x200B;

yeah, I'm Indian.",I feel ya
41969,"lmao imagine being Indian

&amp;#x200B;

yeah, I'm Indian.",I feel ya,is your username inspired by Bill Burr
41970,I feel ya,is your username inspired by Bill Burr,Ol' Billy Blue Balls
41971,"As a predominantly chinese-looking Asian male, I feel you.","lmao imagine being Indian

&amp;#x200B;

yeah, I'm Indian.","Feel ya there man, although we Asians are here because we are seen as feminine for some reason."
41972,"lmao imagine being Indian

&amp;#x200B;

yeah, I'm Indian.","Feel ya there man, although we Asians are here because we are seen as feminine for some reason.",Some girls have a preference for more feminine looking men ;)
41973,"As a predominantly chinese-looking Asian male, I feel you.","lmao imagine being Indian

&amp;#x200B;

yeah, I'm Indian.","Indian guys are stereotyped as creepy and the ""send nudes"" type guys."
41974,Shout out to all the guys out there who are actually attracted to black girls,"To be honest I don't really see many black people, quite rare here.",Where?
41975,"To be honest I don't really see many black people, quite rare here.",Where?,Northern England
41976,Where?,Northern England,"Ah, that makes sense"
41977,Shout out to all the guys out there who are actually attracted to black girls,I'm an Australian and i'm 100% love black women - namely in the US. ,Are black women rare in Australia?
41978,I'm an Australian and i'm 100% love black women - namely in the US. ,Are black women rare in Australia?,African American girls are!
41979,Shout out to all the guys out there who are actually attracted to black girls,The title of this post would be pretty awful if written by anyone else than a black female. ,Why?
41980,The title of this post would be pretty awful if written by anyone else than a black female. ,Why?,Just imagine a white dude saying that...
41981,Why?,Just imagine a white dude saying that...,I don't see a problem with a white guy saying it
41982,Shout out to all the guys out there who are actually attracted to black girls,"Thanks, unfortunately I'm in a place where there are very very few black girls around.. ",Where?
41983,"Thanks, unfortunately I'm in a place where there are very very few black girls around.. ",Where?,HK!
41984,Where?,HK!,"Okay, I'm stupid, is it Hong Kong?"
41985,HK!,"Okay, I'm stupid, is it Hong Kong?",yep. My bad. 
41986,Shout out to all the guys out there who are actually attracted to black girls,"I have a weird, creepy fetish type thing for black girls! YOU'RE WELCOME.","Just don't call us your dark chocolate 99.9% cacao black coffee Nubian goddess, and we're good"
41987,"I have a weird, creepy fetish type thing for black girls! YOU'RE WELCOME.","Just don't call us your dark chocolate 99.9% cacao black coffee Nubian goddess, and we're good","Yeah, I usually stick with first names."
41988,Shout out to all the guys out there who are actually attracted to black girls,Im attracted to women. Doesnt matter what color. If i think you look good then you look good,This.
41989,Im attracted to women. Doesnt matter what color. If i think you look good then you look good,This.,Needs to be higher.
41990,Im attracted to women. Doesnt matter what color. If i think you look good then you look good,This.,“What kind of girls do you like?” “Pretty ones.”
41991,Im attracted to women. Doesnt matter what color. If i think you look good then you look good,This.,Came here to say this
41992,Shout out to all the guys out there who are actually attracted to black girls,Can we also get a shoutout to all the girls who are actually interested in Indian guys.,All 6 of them? :(
41993,Can we also get a shoutout to all the girls who are actually interested in Indian guys.,All 6 of them? :(,"Well, I've been on dates with more than 6 women in my life, so there's certainly more than that!"
41994,All 6 of them? :(,"Well, I've been on dates with more than 6 women in my life, so there's certainly more than that!",Yaar you’re living the dream
41995,Shout out to all the guys out there who are actually attracted to black girls,"i'm attracted to black girls! i am also a girl, so i don't know if i rly count here 😅","You still count, don't worry"
41996,"i'm attracted to black girls! i am also a girl, so i don't know if i rly count here 😅","You still count, don't worry",yay! 😩
41997,Shout out to all the guys out there who are actually attracted to black girls,"As an ugly person, I can confirm that the least desired demographic is actually ugly people ","As an ugly person, I have to agree"
41998,"As an ugly person, I can confirm that the least desired demographic is actually ugly people ","As an ugly person, I have to agree",Doubt you’re ugly 
41999,Shout out to all the guys out there who are actually attracted to black girls,It's because black women has a higher testosteron average compared to other races female ,... and? 
42000,It's because black women has a higher testosteron average compared to other races female ,... and? ,"Which makes them less desirable. No political correctness, just science"
42001,"what little thing everyone accepts, but you have an issue with?",Coffee ,coffee !
42002,Coffee ,coffee !,Coffee?
42003,"what little thing everyone accepts, but you have an issue with?",Coffee ,Username checks out
42004,Coffee ,Username checks out,"Reddit cliche noticed:Username checks out, phrase noticed:131 times."
42005,Username checks out,"Reddit cliche noticed:Username checks out, phrase noticed:131 times.","Wow, why you gotta come for me like that clichebot?"
42006,Coffee ,Username checks out,K
42007,"what little thing everyone accepts, but you have an issue with?",leg shaving.,Fucking yes. This. 
42008,leg shaving.,Fucking yes. This. ,WHY SHOULD I? Just so some noob can be attracted to me? fuck that. 
42009,Let us show each other reddit is made up of more than white males who work IT. Who are YOU?,A white male that works IT.,It's OK you guys are real people too! 😁
42010,A white male that works IT.,It's OK you guys are real people too! 😁,I dunno. I've had my doubts.
42011,Let us show each other reddit is made up of more than white males who work IT. Who are YOU?,white male yes but not in I.T.   I drive for a living lol,What kind of driving do you do? 
42012,white male yes but not in I.T.   I drive for a living lol,What kind of driving do you do? ,multi drop parcel deliveries 
42013,Let us show each other reddit is made up of more than white males who work IT. Who are YOU?,"Unfortunately for you, I am a white male IT professional!   ",It's OK the people need you !! 
42014,"Unfortunately for you, I am a white male IT professional!   ",It's OK the people need you !! ,"That feels good, thank you."
42015,I just quit my job.,"Yea, fuck dicks. They can fuck themselves on the dick hole. ",[removed]
42016,"Yea, fuck dicks. They can fuck themselves on the dick hole. ",[removed],*vomits uncontrollably*
42017,What's your bad habit?,"I bite the skin off the inside of my cheeks. 





I know. ",Hey... quit it. 
42018,"I bite the skin off the inside of my cheeks. 





I know. ",Hey... quit it. ,I'm trying 😅
42019,What's your bad habit?,"I bite the skin off the inside of my cheeks. 





I know. ",Ouch. The next-next level of lip biting. Isn't it painful as hell?
42020,"I bite the skin off the inside of my cheeks. 





I know. ",Ouch. The next-next level of lip biting. Isn't it painful as hell?,"No, not unless I bite too deep. It's just the top layer I nibble. "
42021,I was just accused of being racist because of what I called my potato salad.,How else are you supposed to call potatoes with red skin?,"Indigenous potatoes, obviously "
42022,How else are you supposed to call potatoes with red skin?,"Indigenous potatoes, obviously ",Native potatians
42023,"Indigenous potatoes, obviously ",Native potatians,Oh you mean Idahoans
42024,I was just accused of being racist because of what I called my potato salad.,"Fucking snowflakes. 

One love bro. 🤜🏻🤛🏽",🤜🏿🥔🤛🏻
42025,"Fucking snowflakes. 

One love bro. 🤜🏻🤛🏽",🤜🏿🥔🤛🏻,🤜🏿🧖‍♂️🤛🏻
42026,Don’t have anybody to tell,"Genuine question, what does 4.0 mean? Isnt it the minimum score you need to pass?",That usually means you have A+ average where I'm from
42027,"Genuine question, what does 4.0 mean? Isnt it the minimum score you need to pass?",That usually means you have A+ average where I'm from,Most colleges I'm familiar with do not have an A+ score
42028,Don’t have anybody to tell,Congrats! ,"Thank you!

Cheers,

Jartopian"
42029,Congrats! ,"Thank you!

Cheers,

Jartopian",This dude has a forum signature
42030,"Thank you!

Cheers,

Jartopian",This dude has a forum signature,"Yes I do 😊

Cheers,

Jartopian "
42031,This dude has a forum signature,"Yes I do 😊

Cheers,

Jartopian ",Do you type it out every time or copy and paste
42032,"Yes I do 😊

Cheers,

Jartopian ",Do you type it out every time or copy and paste,"I type it out lol. It’s muscle memory now tho.

Cheers,

Jartopian "
42033,Don’t have anybody to tell,I’m not familiar with the American system 😅 you got 4.0 out of how much man ? ;),"No worries! I got a 4.0/4.0 basically straight A’s.

Cheers,

Jartopian"
42034,I’m not familiar with the American system 😅 you got 4.0 out of how much man ? ;),"No worries! I got a 4.0/4.0 basically straight A’s.

Cheers,

Jartopian",Holy Jesus man ! That’s just nuts... 
42035,"No worries! I got a 4.0/4.0 basically straight A’s.

Cheers,

Jartopian",Holy Jesus man ! That’s just nuts... ,"Haha thanks!

Cheers,

Jartopian"
42036,Don’t have anybody to tell,"Congratulations and as the Optional Dad, I’m very proud of you. ","Aww thanks!

Cheers,

Jartopian"
42037,"Congratulations and as the Optional Dad, I’m very proud of you. ","Aww thanks!

Cheers,

Jartopian","As for any gold, you’ll have to ask your mother. 😄😄"
42038,"Aww thanks!

Cheers,

Jartopian","As for any gold, you’ll have to ask your mother. 😄😄","Haha could you ask? I’m a little nervous 😂

Cheers, 

Jartopian "
42039,"As for any gold, you’ll have to ask your mother. 😄😄","Haha could you ask? I’m a little nervous 😂

Cheers, 

Jartopian ",I’ll ask but no guarantees...
42040,Don’t have anybody to tell,What's the point of signing with your username for every comment?,"I like doing it. It adds a bit of individuality and zest to my writing imo.

Cheers,

Jartopian"
42041,What's the point of signing with your username for every comment?,"I like doing it. It adds a bit of individuality and zest to my writing imo.

Cheers,

Jartopian","You do you, bro. Grats on the 4.0"
42042,"I like doing it. It adds a bit of individuality and zest to my writing imo.

Cheers,

Jartopian","You do you, bro. Grats on the 4.0","Thanks!

Cheers,

Jartopian "
42043,How are you?,"I learned playing the Sound of Silence on guitar and its such a good song.
",Good job! 
42044,"I learned playing the Sound of Silence on guitar and its such a good song.
",Good job! ,Thank you so much! And happy cake day
42045,Good job! ,Thank you so much! And happy cake day,Thank you! haha is 7 years too many for redditing? 
42046,Thank you so much! And happy cake day,Thank you! haha is 7 years too many for redditing? ,It isnt if it makes you happy :)
42047,Music recommendations?,Last 2 albums by Panic! At The Disco,I already listen to panic :D 
42048,Last 2 albums by Panic! At The Disco,I already listen to panic :D ,I see youre a man of culture as well
42049,Does anyone else just adore super rude banter with your friends?,[removed],How did that start?
42050,[removed],How did that start?,Because they're cunts and love muffins..
42051,How did that start?,Because they're cunts and love muffins..,[removed]
42052,"What's up guys, hows this week so far treating you?",I’m great! And I want coffee and late night tv!,"That sound pretty good right about now, what are you gonna watch as soon as you get your coffee?"
42053,I’m great! And I want coffee and late night tv!,"That sound pretty good right about now, what are you gonna watch as soon as you get your coffee?",AQUAMAN 
42054,"That sound pretty good right about now, what are you gonna watch as soon as you get your coffee?",AQUAMAN ,haha nice! Where is your ideal spot to sit in a movie theater?
42055,AQUAMAN ,haha nice! Where is your ideal spot to sit in a movie theater?,Mmmm like in the middle where I can see and hear laughs all around
42056,haha nice! Where is your ideal spot to sit in a movie theater?,Mmmm like in the middle where I can see and hear laughs all around,Like other people's laughs?
42057,Mmmm like in the middle where I can see and hear laughs all around,Like other people's laughs?,Like so I can immerse myself in the whole experience 
42058,"What's up guys, hows this week so far treating you?",Just started a new job and it is a grind. I'm only working here for a month thank god,Haha well make it a good month! :D
42059,Just started a new job and it is a grind. I'm only working here for a month thank god,Haha well make it a good month! :D,Thanks m8
42060,Found out at 4am that I'm pregnant! No one is awake to tell!,"Congratulations!! Wish you all the best!
*Virtual Hug*",Good to know the dark lord is on our side! :D
42061,"Congratulations!! Wish you all the best!
*Virtual Hug*",Good to know the dark lord is on our side! :D,"Hahahaha! Even God is!! 

God bless you people!"
42062,"Congratulations!! Wish you all the best!
*Virtual Hug*",Good to know the dark lord is on our side! :D,hahahahahahaah
42063,Found out at 4am that I'm pregnant! No one is awake to tell!,Just don't have sex. It's that simple,"This is a very much desired and hoped for pregnancy, but nice try!"
42064,Just don't have sex. It's that simple,"This is a very much desired and hoped for pregnancy, but nice try!","Sorry for giving my opinion... But hey, you are Free to do whatever you want in ""life"" ;)"
42065,Conversation,What promotions do you watch?,Wwe and I dabble in NJPW and roh
42066,What promotions do you watch?,Wwe and I dabble in NJPW and roh,Alright. I watch NJPW and dabble in WWE
42067,Wwe and I dabble in NJPW and roh,Alright. I watch NJPW and dabble in WWE,I don't have a way to watch it weekly like I want
42068,Conversation,"I’m more into YouTube, reality show, movie &amp; starting some exercise here &amp; there. ",What are some of your favorite movie? 
42069,"I’m more into YouTube, reality show, movie &amp; starting some exercise here &amp; there. ",What are some of your favorite movie? ,"A star is born
Life is beautiful 
Step up"
42070,What are some of your favorite movie? ,"A star is born
Life is beautiful 
Step up",I haven't seen any of those
42071,What minority are you a part of?,"Hey, well, I'm technically part of nobility and I also have astigmatism.","I’ve always wondered if I have any royal blood, I’ll have to find out someday. "
42072,"Hey, well, I'm technically part of nobility and I also have astigmatism.","I’ve always wondered if I have any royal blood, I’ll have to find out someday. ","Yeah, good luck with that! Which royal family would you like to have blood ties with?"
42073,I fucking love ginger ale.,Yeah facts,BIG facts. 
42074,Yeah facts,BIG facts. ,Hwo do you feel about non Canada Dry ginger ale? My partner hates Schweppes
42075,BIG facts. ,Hwo do you feel about non Canada Dry ginger ale? My partner hates Schweppes,Schweppes raspberry is my favorite 
42076,BIG facts. ,Hwo do you feel about non Canada Dry ginger ale? My partner hates Schweppes,Schweppes is garbo.
42077,I fucking love ginger ale.,Have you tried ginger beer?,Actually I haven't. Pretty good? 
42078,Have you tried ginger beer?,Actually I haven't. Pretty good? ,Depends on the maker. It's worth trying a few kinds. 
42079,Actually I haven't. Pretty good? ,Depends on the maker. It's worth trying a few kinds. ,I'll look for some and give it a go. 
42080,Depends on the maker. It's worth trying a few kinds. ,I'll look for some and give it a go. ,"A lot of time you can find it in liquor stores, for some reason."
42081,I fucking love ginger ale.,Seagrams is the best.,Agree to disagree. 
42082,Seagrams is the best.,Agree to disagree. ,"Canada dry is not inferior to Seagrams, both are good."
42083,Agree to disagree. ,"Canada dry is not inferior to Seagrams, both are good.","True, I do like Seagrams. I'm just partial. "
42084,"Canada dry is not inferior to Seagrams, both are good.","True, I do like Seagrams. I'm just partial. ",I mean is it even possible to make bad ginger ale ?
42085,"True, I do like Seagrams. I'm just partial. ",I mean is it even possible to make bad ginger ale ?,"Honestly, probably not haha. "
42086,I fucking love ginger ale.,Gotta try that green tea ginger ale from Canada dry,Tea ginger ale??? 
42087,Gotta try that green tea ginger ale from Canada dry,Tea ginger ale??? ,Yeah its actually really good 
42088,Tea ginger ale??? ,Yeah its actually really good ,By the end of the week I'm going to have twenty different kinds of ginger ale in my house. 
42089,I fucking love ginger ale.,Only soda I drink. Only thing I'll mix with my Jack Daniels too. ,We might be the same person. I've recently started mixing it with Johnnie Walker black. 
42090,Only soda I drink. Only thing I'll mix with my Jack Daniels too. ,We might be the same person. I've recently started mixing it with Johnnie Walker black. ,"You should try it with some Rye Whiskey, it works really well."
42091,We might be the same person. I've recently started mixing it with Johnnie Walker black. ,"You should try it with some Rye Whiskey, it works really well.",That sounds really fucking good actually. 
42092,I fucking love ginger ale.,Ever had buffalo rock ginger ale?,Can't say that I have. 
42093,Ever had buffalo rock ginger ale?,Can't say that I have. ,It’s quite good imo. Very strong flavor. 
42094,"Vitaminwater is offering $100,000 to ditch your smartphone for a year. Could you do it?",I’d have to buy/borrow paper books,Do you prefer electronic books over paper ones?
42095,I’d have to buy/borrow paper books,Do you prefer electronic books over paper ones?,Yaaa
42096,"Vitaminwater is offering $100,000 to ditch your smartphone for a year. Could you do it?",This is an advertisement. ,"OP is a frequent contributor to the sub, not a Vitaminwater shill. It's fine. "
42097,This is an advertisement. ,"OP is a frequent contributor to the sub, not a Vitaminwater shill. It's fine. ",The post is an ad whether he means to or not.
42098,"Vitaminwater is offering $100,000 to ditch your smartphone for a year. Could you do it?",Bro that's the easiest money humanly possible,"Right? They'd never pick me to participate, but I'd have a fun time with this."
42099,Bro that's the easiest money humanly possible,"Right? They'd never pick me to participate, but I'd have a fun time with this.",See I cant even enter because I have neither Instagram nor Twitter. Oh well.
42100,"My 55 year old father has never really been into technology or the internet. Three days ago, he upgraded from his old flip phone to a smartphone. Tonight I recieved an interesting voicemail.",Teach him to use Google and change his life forever.,nope...use DuckDuckGo  now only 
42101,Teach him to use Google and change his life forever.,nope...use DuckDuckGo  now only ,"I do try it sometimes, but it really is inferior."
42102,I’m drunk. Does anyone want to talk about anything? Anything at all.,I am dru k as well and currently debatong wether i should send my ex a text or not.,The correct answer is always: NO. BIG FUCKING NO.
42103,I am dru k as well and currently debatong wether i should send my ex a text or not.,The correct answer is always: NO. BIG FUCKING NO.,Ill do it if 15 people say i should.
42104,I’m drunk. Does anyone want to talk about anything? Anything at all.,I am dru k as well and currently debatong wether i should send my ex a text or not.,Don't do it!!!!!
42105,I am dru k as well and currently debatong wether i should send my ex a text or not.,Don't do it!!!!!,Taking back an ex is like trying to shove poop back up your own ass 
42106,Don't do it!!!!!,Taking back an ex is like trying to shove poop back up your own ass ,I actually laughed out loud thanks
42107,Taking back an ex is like trying to shove poop back up your own ass ,I actually laughed out loud thanks,Lol
42108,Don't do it!!!!!,Taking back an ex is like trying to shove poop back up your own ass ,Agreed
42109,I am dru k as well and currently debatong wether i should send my ex a text or not.,Don't do it!!!!!,Hahahahaha oh my god. I’ve never heard this. This is genius. 
42110,I’m drunk. Does anyone want to talk about anything? Anything at all.,What alcoholic beverage did you get drunk on and how much if it did you have?,Whiskey. Drank a whole bottle last night. I’m about half way through another bottle
42111,What alcoholic beverage did you get drunk on and how much if it did you have?,Whiskey. Drank a whole bottle last night. I’m about half way through another bottle,What brand? And how do you take it neat/ice/..
42112,Whiskey. Drank a whole bottle last night. I’m about half way through another bottle,What brand? And how do you take it neat/ice/..,It’s store brand whiskey. I just take shots and chase it with Pepsi. 
42113,What brand? And how do you take it neat/ice/..,It’s store brand whiskey. I just take shots and chase it with Pepsi. ,"Oh man if you were my homee I'd totally pop for something better.  
"
42114,I’m drunk. Does anyone want to talk about anything? Anything at all.,Hey I'm drunk too!!,Hey! My man!
42115,Hey I'm drunk too!!,Hey! My man!,How are you?
42116,Hey! My man!,How are you?,"I’m alright. Waiting for a pizza to be delivered, drunk, and watching the Dark Knight Rises. "
42117,"I just saw a dude walking around wearing a ""Worlds Best Grandmother"" sweater on. What little random things have made you instantly want to become friends with someone else?",Saw a girl wearing a Mogwai shirt,The band or the fictional creature?
42118,Saw a girl wearing a Mogwai shirt,The band or the fictional creature?,band
42119,The band or the fictional creature?,band,Thats a pretty great band. I forgot about it for a while. Thanks for the reminder.
42120,Saw a girl wearing a Mogwai shirt,The band or the fictional creature?,yes
42121,"I just saw a dude walking around wearing a ""Worlds Best Grandmother"" sweater on. What little random things have made you instantly want to become friends with someone else?",Did he look old enough to have grand kids?,lol no he was definitely in his twentiez
42122,Did he look old enough to have grand kids?,lol no he was definitely in his twentiez,Ok that’s funny 😌
42123,"I just saw a dude walking around wearing a ""Worlds Best Grandmother"" sweater on. What little random things have made you instantly want to become friends with someone else?",No one ever wanted to be my friend ,maybe invest in a sweatshirt?
42124,No one ever wanted to be my friend ,maybe invest in a sweatshirt?,What for?
42125,maybe invest in a sweatshirt?,What for?,oh dear
42126,What for?,oh dear,Bless their heart...
42127,I just got a 100% on my final exam because my professor showed up an hour late.,You’re lucky but I bet you’d get a 100% anyway ,"Oh stop.




Dinner sometime?"
42128,You’re lucky but I bet you’d get a 100% anyway ,"Oh stop.




Dinner sometime?",#tinder is obsolete
42129,"Oh stop.




Dinner sometime?",#tinder is obsolete,Can I be a bishop in your religion? 
42130,#tinder is obsolete,Can I be a bishop in your religion? ,what you want
42131,"Oh stop.




Dinner sometime?",#tinder is obsolete,"Tinder will fade away and classify itself as obsolete

OBSOLETE!!"
42132,#tinder is obsolete,"Tinder will fade away and classify itself as obsolete

OBSOLETE!!",Tinder will be. . . DELETED!
42133,"Oh stop.




Dinner sometime?",#tinder is obsolete,#reddit is the superior site
42134,#tinder is obsolete,#reddit is the superior site,Yep
42135,"Oh stop.




Dinner sometime?",#tinder is obsolete,Shut your fucking mouth!
42136,You’re lucky but I bet you’d get a 100% anyway ,"Oh stop.




Dinner sometime?",Unexpected Jake and Amir reference.
42137,"Oh stop.




Dinner sometime?",Unexpected Jake and Amir reference.,[deleted]
42138,"Oh stop.




Dinner sometime?",Unexpected Jake and Amir reference.,There’s a reference in there somewhere?!
42139,"Oh stop.




Dinner sometime?",Unexpected Jake and Amir reference.,Dinna tonight?
42140,Unexpected Jake and Amir reference.,Dinna tonight?,TWAS A DREAM.
42141,You’re lucky but I bet you’d get a 100% anyway ,"Oh stop.




Dinner sometime?",I would like dinner with the Shitposter Sack
42142,"Oh stop.




Dinner sometime?",I would like dinner with the Shitposter Sack,( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
42143,You’re lucky but I bet you’d get a 100% anyway ,"Oh stop.




Dinner sometime?","And, I might even call you afterwards."
42144,You’re lucky but I bet you’d get a 100% anyway ,"Oh stop.




Dinner sometime?",Now kiss.
42145,You’re lucky but I bet you’d get a 100% anyway ,"Oh stop.




Dinner sometime?",Can I come too?
42146,You’re lucky but I bet you’d get a 100% anyway ,"Oh stop.




Dinner sometime?",When?
42147,You’re lucky but I bet you’d get a 100% anyway ,"Oh stop.




Dinner sometime?","*raises hand*

Can I come?"
42148,I just got a 100% on my final exam because my professor showed up an hour late.,"Praying for this to happen. Teacher is six mins late as of now. 

Keep me in your prayers, guys.",Did he show
42149,"Praying for this to happen. Teacher is six mins late as of now. 

Keep me in your prayers, guys.",Did he show,No response...he showed :(
42150,Did he show,No response...he showed :(,He showed up &gt;:(
42151,Give me a song and I'll rate it!,Beat the Devils Tattoo - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club,"Based on what u/dogsn1 said, I listened to it too. It's pretty awesome, thanks for sharing!"
42152,Beat the Devils Tattoo - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club,"Based on what u/dogsn1 said, I listened to it too. It's pretty awesome, thanks for sharing!",No problem :) it was my top played song on spotify this year lmao I never get sick of it
42153,Apple saved my wife’s life.,An apple a day keeps the doctor away! ..I guess,Apple would like to speak with you 
42154,An apple a day keeps the doctor away! ..I guess,Apple would like to speak with you ,To play a doctor in the commercial op is going to be in
42155,Apple saved my wife’s life.,What is the diagnosis?,I’m thinking arithmia.
42156,What is the diagnosis?,I’m thinking arithmia.,That is a very broad diagnosis
42157,Apple saved my wife’s life.,I'll still not get a smart watch ,Do you want a heart attack? Because that's how you get a heart attack.
42158,I'll still not get a smart watch ,Do you want a heart attack? Because that's how you get a heart attack.,You get a heart attacks by eating like shit or with genes
42159,Do you want a heart attack? Because that's how you get a heart attack.,You get a heart attacks by eating like shit or with genes,"Never watched Archer, huh?"
42160,You get a heart attacks by eating like shit or with genes,"Never watched Archer, huh?",I am confused why did you bring a reference to it? Serves no purpose
42161,"Never watched Archer, huh?",I am confused why did you bring a reference to it? Serves no purpose,"Oh I'm sorry, are we trying to have a serious conversation in /r/CasualConversation?"
42162,Apple saved my wife’s life.,The cynic in me feels like this is one big marketing campaign by Apple...,The *realist* in me agrees.
42163,The cynic in me feels like this is one big marketing campaign by Apple...,The *realist* in me agrees.,The *nihilist* in me concur.
42164,Give me a song to rate!,Choke - I don't know how but they found me,6.5/10
42165,Choke - I don't know how but they found me,6.5/10,I'd love to rate a song too btw!
42166,6.5/10,I'd love to rate a song too btw!,"Oh, ok! 


Two for you: 


Mistki - Me and My Husband


Smashing Pumpkins - With Sympathy
"
42167,I'd love to rate a song too btw!,"Oh, ok! 


Two for you: 


Mistki - Me and My Husband


Smashing Pumpkins - With Sympathy
",Both are a 6 but I feel like I'll start loving them after listening for a few times
42168,Give me a song to rate!,"Rate Centuries by Fall out boy 
Church Bells by Carrie Underwood 
Sissy that Walk by Rupaul","Centuries: 8/10

Sissy that Walk: 5/10

Church Bells: 7/10

"
42169,"Rate Centuries by Fall out boy 
Church Bells by Carrie Underwood 
Sissy that Walk by Rupaul","Centuries: 8/10

Sissy that Walk: 5/10

Church Bells: 7/10

","Rate Carnival Hearts by Kayla Diamond 
The fighter by In this moment "
42170,Fuck it I'm bragging.,"That's really *fucking* great. 

Congratulations too! ",Fuck man I know so happy thank you!!! 
42171,"That's really *fucking* great. 

Congratulations too! ",Fuck man I know so happy thank you!!! ,"Congrats. 

Also, what's up with the Halloween pumpkin at the bottom of the page? "
42172,Fuck man I know so happy thank you!!! ,"Congrats. 

Also, what's up with the Halloween pumpkin at the bottom of the page? ","That’s with every post in here, it’s just changed the upvote symbol from an arrow to this."
42173,Fuck man I know so happy thank you!!! ,"Congrats. 

Also, what's up with the Halloween pumpkin at the bottom of the page? ","I must say, it is here sooner than expected"
42174,Fuck it I'm bragging.,"That's so cool! As a fellow IT person, HELLO!!! ",Also IT person. Had interview today. Fingers crossed. Wish me luck pls! 
42175,"That's so cool! As a fellow IT person, HELLO!!! ",Also IT person. Had interview today. Fingers crossed. Wish me luck pls! ,Same with interview Monday! Good luck to all of us!
42176,"That's so cool! As a fellow IT person, HELLO!!! ",Also IT person. Had interview today. Fingers crossed. Wish me luck pls! ,Which kind of luck do you prefer? You didn't specify...
42177,Also IT person. Had interview today. Fingers crossed. Wish me luck pls! ,Which kind of luck do you prefer? You didn't specify...,Good luck lol
42178,Which kind of luck do you prefer? You didn't specify...,Good luck lol,8::::::::::::::::::D
42179,Good luck lol,8::::::::::::::::::D,"Username spelled incorrectly, but checks out... lol"
42180,8::::::::::::::::::D,"Username spelled incorrectly, but checks out... lol",look at the parent commenter's username
42181,"Username spelled incorrectly, but checks out... lol",look at the parent commenter's username,r/woosh @me halp
42182,look at the parent commenter's username,r/woosh @me halp,"The original comenter's name is ""loves dick"". u/norelevency was just being a good guy I guess"
42183,Which kind of luck do you prefer? You didn't specify...,Good luck lol,"Oh! Ok then, GOOD LUCK!!!"
42184,Good luck lol,"Oh! Ok then, GOOD LUCK!!!",Break a leg! But in a good way.
42185,"That's so cool! As a fellow IT person, HELLO!!! ",Also IT person. Had interview today. Fingers crossed. Wish me luck pls! ,Get it!
42186,Also IT person. Had interview today. Fingers crossed. Wish me luck pls! ,Get it!,I got the job! They sent me an offer today and I accepted. 
42187,Get it!,I got the job! They sent me an offer today and I accepted. ,Yes!!
42188,"That's so cool! As a fellow IT person, HELLO!!! ",Also IT person. Had interview today. Fingers crossed. Wish me luck pls! ,Another IT person over here. Also wishing good luck!
42189,"That's so cool! As a fellow IT person, HELLO!!! ",Also IT person. Had interview today. Fingers crossed. Wish me luck pls! ,Also also it person good luck broskie
42190,"That's so cool! As a fellow IT person, HELLO!!! ",Also IT person. Had interview today. Fingers crossed. Wish me luck pls! ,"Sorry, but she got the job instead"
42191,Fuck it I'm bragging.,Good for you. you owe me a date now. ,I do? 
42192,Good for you. you owe me a date now. ,I do? ,"I'm trying to be a nice guy here...


"
42193,I donated a kidney yesterday.,Nice,Nice
42194,I donated a kidney yesterday.,I would do it just for the huge potential of 'being inside you' jokes.,He loves having my meat inside him.
42195,I would do it just for the huge potential of 'being inside you' jokes.,He loves having my meat inside him.,He practically can't live without it.
42196,He loves having my meat inside him.,He practically can't live without it.,I'm dying laughing right now.   
42197,I would do it just for the huge potential of 'being inside you' jokes.,He loves having my meat inside him.,Bahahahahaha 
42198,I would do it just for the huge potential of 'being inside you' jokes.,He loves having my meat inside him.,r/SuddenlyGay
42199,I donated a kidney yesterday.,"as someone current in end stage renal failure and desperately waiting for a kidney, THANK YOU. ",It's a shame I only had one to give. Good luck.
42200,"as someone current in end stage renal failure and desperately waiting for a kidney, THANK YOU. ",It's a shame I only had one to give. Good luck.,"You've got another one, quit being greedy."
42201,I donated a kidney yesterday.,"as someone current in end stage renal failure and desperately waiting for a kidney, THANK YOU. ",Would love to donate mine. Not sure how to go about it though.
42202,"as someone current in end stage renal failure and desperately waiting for a kidney, THANK YOU. ",Would love to donate mine. Not sure how to go about it though.,Look into it! It's a great way to save a life!
42203,"as someone current in end stage renal failure and desperately waiting for a kidney, THANK YOU. ",Would love to donate mine. Not sure how to go about it though.,Sell it for 50k.
42204,I've been sober for two months and I survived my office Christmas party last night.,I commend you Sir!,I think you missed the bit where she said 27F
42205,I commend you Sir!,I think you missed the bit where she said 27F,Edited lol
42206,What’s going on with you?,_im feeling like in going to die alone xd_,How old are you
42207,_im feeling like in going to die alone xd_,How old are you,age is just a social construction
42208,How old are you,age is just a social construction,How many full rotations around the sun have you lived through
42209,age is just a social construction,How many full rotations around the sun have you lived through,almost 17 tho
42210,How many full rotations around the sun have you lived through,almost 17 tho,"Unless you plan on dying very soon, you are most definitely not going to die alone"
42211,almost 17 tho,"Unless you plan on dying very soon, you are most definitely not going to die alone","yes, but i refuse to acknowledge that"
42212,"Unless you plan on dying very soon, you are most definitely not going to die alone","yes, but i refuse to acknowledge that",Ok I can’t help you then
42213,"yes, but i refuse to acknowledge that",Ok I can’t help you then,who asked for help tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
42214,Ok I can’t help you then,who asked for help tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯,Don’t need to ask for help to get it
42215,who asked for help tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯,Don’t need to ask for help to get it,umu
42216,Don’t need to ask for help to get it,umu,I now understand your first statement
42217,umu,I now understand your first statement,XDDDDDD
42218,I now understand your first statement,XDDDDDD,"Yep Defos gonna die alone, couldn’t have made it worse if you tried"
42219,XDDDDDD,"Yep Defos gonna die alone, couldn’t have made it worse if you tried","dude, pls stop"
42220,"Yep Defos gonna die alone, couldn’t have made it worse if you tried","dude, pls stop","Lol jk you won’t dw, &lt;3"
42221,"dude, pls stop","Lol jk you won’t dw, &lt;3",no turning back
42222,"Lol jk you won’t dw, &lt;3",no turning back,Sounds like a good song title ^
42223,no turning back,Sounds like a good song title ^,there's lots of songs with that title
42224,What’s going on with you?,Just working and having fun during my time off. ,Nice. Off from school? What have you been doing for fun? 
42225,Just working and having fun during my time off. ,Nice. Off from school? What have you been doing for fun? ,Oh I mean the time I have away from work. I’ve been skateboarding.
42226,Nice. Off from school? What have you been doing for fun? ,Oh I mean the time I have away from work. I’ve been skateboarding.,Nice! Sounds fun. 
42227,"Today, after 2 years of university, I finally managed to gather the courage to ask a question in class :)","Feel you man senior here, still don’t dare to draw any form of attention to myself during class ",I hate it too but this one question really interested me haha
42228,"Feel you man senior here, still don’t dare to draw any form of attention to myself during class ",I hate it too but this one question really interested me haha,"Worth, I’m glad you found the courage l, and I’m glad it paid off."
42229,Asked a Guy Out for the First Time,"&gt; more girls should do it

As a guy who's way more single even than you, I agree.",26 and never been touched....
42230,"&gt; more girls should do it

As a guy who's way more single even than you, I agree.",26 and never been touched....,"well Rev, that can be both a bad thing and also a very good thing..."
42231,"&gt; more girls should do it

As a guy who's way more single even than you, I agree.",26 and never been touched....,"33 (in a few days) here, and while I can't say never, it sure feels like it sometimes."
42232,Asked a Guy Out for the First Time,You go chicky! Hope you have fun in the date!  😄,Hahaha it’s tentatively scheduled for late January so hopefully he comes through 
42233,You go chicky! Hope you have fun in the date!  😄,Hahaha it’s tentatively scheduled for late January so hopefully he comes through ,I hope he will but don't wait for him. If you have another opportunity go for it.
42234,tuesday the q's day - it can only be done one way! or i guess.. 5 ways?,"1. Finals over!
2.  Soccer and boys
3. Sex
4. Off season
5. Earl Sweatshirt ",soccer and boys
42235,"1. Finals over!
2.  Soccer and boys
3. Sex
4. Off season
5. Earl Sweatshirt ",soccer and boys,Boys and soccer &lt;3
42236,soccer and boys,Boys and soccer &lt;3,hahah soccer's great. play all your life?
42237,Boys and soccer &lt;3,hahah soccer's great. play all your life?,Yep! Always loved the game.  
42238,hahah soccer's great. play all your life?,Yep! Always loved the game.  ,sports are great. i can't believe some people choose not to play!
42239,Yep! Always loved the game.  ,sports are great. i can't believe some people choose not to play!,It’s because they’re to afraid of losing to me :p
42240,sports are great. i can't believe some people choose not to play!,It’s because they’re to afraid of losing to me :p,LOOOL nice. very confident.
42241,To all the lonely people,Nice. .. talk to me over message.. I LL take away your loneliness honey.,I'm sure you take MasterCard and Visa.
42242,Nice. .. talk to me over message.. I LL take away your loneliness honey.,I'm sure you take MasterCard and Visa.,"Nope, I take nothing. I am just here for some good quality time and open chat dear."
42243,I'm sure you take MasterCard and Visa.,"Nope, I take nothing. I am just here for some good quality time and open chat dear.","Well, the ""honey"" and the ""dear"" make you sound like a pro."
42244,You have suddenly become the ruler the country you live in. What are some of the first laws you would pass and why? Would you revoke any existing laws and why?,No. Fucking. Fish. In the breakroom. ,Microwave that shit and I'll fucking hot Carl your keyboard
42245,No. Fucking. Fish. In the breakroom. ,Microwave that shit and I'll fucking hot Carl your keyboard,People are monsters. 
42246,You have suddenly become the ruler the country you live in. What are some of the first laws you would pass and why? Would you revoke any existing laws and why?,No. Fucking. Fish. In the breakroom. ,I read this as bathroom 
42247,No. Fucking. Fish. In the breakroom. ,I read this as bathroom ,Have you ever had to sit near the breakroom?
42248,Do you genuinely like the taste of beer?,It's cuz ur drinking shitty beer get yourself an IPA ,man ive tried IPA and it tastes even worse personally
42249,It's cuz ur drinking shitty beer get yourself an IPA ,man ive tried IPA and it tastes even worse personally,It's an aquired taste I suppose 
42250,"So, folks, where do you work?","sysadmin

what about you op?",I work in Public Health!
42251,"sysadmin

what about you op?",I work in Public Health!,So are you a doctor of sorts?
42252,I work in Public Health!,So are you a doctor of sorts?,"No, I'm actually a communications specialist!"
42253,"So, folks, where do you work?",I work in the entertainment industry.  ,What kind of entertainment? 
42254,I work in the entertainment industry.  ,What kind of entertainment? ,Movies :)
42255,"So, folks, where do you work?",I grow cannabis for a large production company in Canada,Greetings fellow Canadian !
42256,I grow cannabis for a large production company in Canada,Greetings fellow Canadian !,Hi friend!
42257,What do you think of girls with shaved hair?,As any haircut some people look amazing and other no so much.,"Apart from the looks, what do you think about it? "
42258,As any haircut some people look amazing and other no so much.,"Apart from the looks, what do you think about it? ",I think it shows confidence and that’s always sexy! I don’t think less of them.
42259,I'm seriously laughing my butt off right now,Seems like a lot of work to scam someone out of 100 buck. ,"That's what I thought, too. But, there are a lot of desperate people out there.  "
42260,Seems like a lot of work to scam someone out of 100 buck. ,"That's what I thought, too. But, there are a lot of desperate people out there.  ",~desperate~ poor *
42261,"That's what I thought, too. But, there are a lot of desperate people out there.  ",~desperate~ poor *,Have you never heard of organized crime or scam artists? Some people choose the lifestyle. 
42262,Hey you.,It's 9 am but thanks :) Have a good day too,Oooooh.  France?
42263,It's 9 am but thanks :) Have a good day too,Oooooh.  France?,Poland :)
42264,Oooooh.  France?,Poland :),It occurs to me that either I don't know much geography or you're in a REALLY big timezone.
42265,Hey you.,"I hope to.  It's my birthday...

But I just lost the game 😕","Happy birthday, friend!"
42266,"I hope to.  It's my birthday...

But I just lost the game 😕","Happy birthday, friend!",Thanks!
42267,"Do you ever drive in the highway for a few hours and another car is in front or behind you going the same speed and when you or they finally go through an exit, you're just like ""So long, partner""?",Car buddy! ,"I call them that, too!!"
42268,Car buddy! ,"I call them that, too!!",Same! 
42269,"Do you ever drive in the highway for a few hours and another car is in front or behind you going the same speed and when you or they finally go through an exit, you're just like ""So long, partner""?",This is word-for-word a Toy Story meme...,THANK YOU. I FEEL LIKE IM TAKING CRAZY PILLS
42270,This is word-for-word a Toy Story meme...,THANK YOU. I FEEL LIKE IM TAKING CRAZY PILLS,"YOU’RE WELCOME, SORRY IF I AM RAMBLING ON AND ON AND ON"
42271,Eating out by myself for the first time ever!,What are you thinking of eating? ,"I ordered chicken parmesan, hope it tastes good"
42272,What are you thinking of eating? ,"I ordered chicken parmesan, hope it tastes good",Enjoy!!!
42273,"I ordered chicken parmesan, hope it tastes good",Enjoy!!!,Thank youu! It tastes soo good it's worth every penny 
42274,Enjoy!!!,Thank youu! It tastes soo good it's worth every penny ,"I’m glad to see you enjoyed your meal. How did you feel, eating alone? "
42275,Eating out by myself for the first time ever!,Sounds like a dream to me,You should definitely try this! I know this won't be my last time trying it
42276,Sounds like a dream to me,You should definitely try this! I know this won't be my last time trying it,"I often eat alone, but haven’t tried it at a restaurant. It’s relaxing ☺️"
42277,You should definitely try this! I know this won't be my last time trying it,"I often eat alone, but haven’t tried it at a restaurant. It’s relaxing ☺️",Really is! 
42278,I have a PhD in math and scored 43/58 (74%) on an SAT II math exam. I feel embarrassed.,Why are you applying for tutoring jobs when you have a PhD in math?,YOU CAN BE AN ACTUARY AND START AT $150K!!!
42279,Why are you applying for tutoring jobs when you have a PhD in math?,YOU CAN BE AN ACTUARY AND START AT $150K!!!,You have to pass the tests to be an actuary.
42280,"Just want to say happy Hanukkah to all of my fellow Jewish redditors, and stay safe","Mazel tov friend. 



Have a good time, eat some tasty food, be well. ",I will! Just got myself a jelly doughnut to start off the day. Mazel Tov!
42281,"Mazel tov friend. 



Have a good time, eat some tasty food, be well. ",I will! Just got myself a jelly doughnut to start off the day. Mazel Tov!,Mmmm yum. 
42282,"Mazel tov friend. 



Have a good time, eat some tasty food, be well. ",I will! Just got myself a jelly doughnut to start off the day. Mazel Tov!,I ate way too many...
42283,I will! Just got myself a jelly doughnut to start off the day. Mazel Tov!,I ate way too many...,You don’t know you’ve had too many until it’s too late lol
42284,Anyone else that loves being up early?,I'm not a night owl or an early bird. I'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon. ,"sorry, but this made me laugh!"
42285,I'm not a night owl or an early bird. I'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon. ,"sorry, but this made me laugh!","You have to only pick one or the other, and sleep during the other time."
42286,Anyone else that loves being up early?,Can I come over? Lol,"sure thing, bring beer!"
42287,Can I come over? Lol,"sure thing, bring beer!",Thank you ! 🍻 🥖 🍳 
42288,Anyone else that loves being up early?,"7 16 is not early... Early is like 530, the sun rises at 5","the sun rises a bit later here, like 8 or so. :)"
42289,"7 16 is not early... Early is like 530, the sun rises at 5","the sun rises a bit later here, like 8 or so. :)",Oh damn. I couldn't imagine that. 
42290,Anyone else that loves being up early?,I haven't slept in about a year so yeah cool,"I’m an insomniac too, I feel you man. "
42291,I haven't slept in about a year so yeah cool,"I’m an insomniac too, I feel you man. ",REALLY I didn't think I had insomnia I feel different I'll talk to my doctor
42292,Good morning Reddit,"That’s a heartwarming post, and I hope you find happiness and comfort today and everyday.",Thank you very much!
42293,"That’s a heartwarming post, and I hope you find happiness and comfort today and everyday.",Thank you very much!,May the good lord Jesus Christ bless you.
42294,Thank you very much!,May the good lord Jesus Christ bless you.,Why do you have to bring religion into a post that has nothing to do with religion?
42295,May the good lord Jesus Christ bless you.,Why do you have to bring religion into a post that has nothing to do with religion?,You could probably just read it as “best wishes” if you want. 😀
42296,Thank you very much!,May the good lord Jesus Christ bless you.,username checks out
42297,Thank you very much!,May the good lord Jesus Christ bless you.,You too!
42298,Good morning Reddit,Austinite here.  The Texas rains got me in all sorta nice moods! ,I love Austin. Just visited there recently to see the police officers memorial with my Father. 
42299,Austinite here.  The Texas rains got me in all sorta nice moods! ,I love Austin. Just visited there recently to see the police officers memorial with my Father. ,I didn’t even know we had that!  It’s in 14th by the Capitol apparently. 
42300,Good morning Reddit,Im on 2 hours of sleep working a 12 hour shift. Thanks for the encouragement.,"Power through, Blackstreak95! Itll be over soon!"
42301,Im on 2 hours of sleep working a 12 hour shift. Thanks for the encouragement.,"Power through, Blackstreak95! Itll be over soon!","Yea... only 9 more to go x_x.

Have a great day bud."
42302,"Power through, Blackstreak95! Itll be over soon!","Yea... only 9 more to go x_x.

Have a great day bud.",You too!
42303,Good morning Reddit,Are you in south east Texas (Houston area)? ,DFW
42304,Are you in south east Texas (Houston area)? ,DFW,Hey me too!! I’m really digging this weather. Me and my pup were cuddled up all morning. 
42305,DFW,Hey me too!! I’m really digging this weather. Me and my pup were cuddled up all morning. ,This is my favorite time of year. Glad you're enjoying it too!
42306,Good morning Reddit,I hope You Have A Great Saturday Too.😀,Thanks! It's been a great Saturday!
42307,I hope You Have A Great Saturday Too.😀,Thanks! It's been a great Saturday!,Good. 👍🏽 😀
42308,Good morning Reddit,"I got high and played video games all day.

It was nice.","You know, it's all a out doing what you love..."
42309,"I got high and played video games all day.

It was nice.","You know, it's all a out doing what you love...","True!

My gf was here all day too :)"
42310,Horror story.,i dislike pizza all around.Kebabs ftw,Try kebab pizza. It's really good.
42311,i dislike pizza all around.Kebabs ftw,Try kebab pizza. It's really good.,thats an abomination and a sin
42312,Try kebab pizza. It's really good.,thats an abomination and a sin,Doesn't mean it can't be delicious.
42313,thats an abomination and a sin,Doesn't mean it can't be delicious.,it can’t 
42314,Try kebab pizza. It's really good.,thats an abomination and a sin,"This time it's not a sin, it's like you are eating bread and kebab"
42315,thats an abomination and a sin,"This time it's not a sin, it's like you are eating bread and kebab",im turkish its like being racist to me
42316,"This time it's not a sin, it's like you are eating bread and kebab",im turkish its like being racist to me,Can you feel my pain then..
42317,i dislike pizza all around.Kebabs ftw,Try kebab pizza. It's really good.,I AGREE
42318,Horror story.,Pineapple on pizza is fine imo. ,No u
42319,Pineapple on pizza is fine imo. ,No u,"I am fine, thank you. "
42320,No u,"I am fine, thank you. ",Oh I dont think so. 
42321,"I am fine, thank you. ",Oh I dont think so. ,Then don’t think that because it’s not true. 
42322,Oh I dont think so. ,Then don’t think that because it’s not true. ,Nothing is true 
42323,Then don’t think that because it’s not true. ,Nothing is true ,"That’s not true then. 


"
42324,Nothing is true ,"That’s not true then. 


",Then what's not true is true
42325,"That’s not true then. 


",Then what's not true is true,You said nothing is true though. That’s true and not true 
42326,Just had my last cigarette.. wish me luck y’all!,Good luck and stay strong! Are you going cold turkey or trying a nicotine gum type of thing?,Thank you! I’m doing gum and I bought one of those gas station vapes! 
42327,Good luck and stay strong! Are you going cold turkey or trying a nicotine gum type of thing?,Thank you! I’m doing gum and I bought one of those gas station vapes! ,Exactly how my mom quit. Good luck!
42328,Thank you! I’m doing gum and I bought one of those gas station vapes! ,Exactly how my mom quit. Good luck!,Yay for your mom! Go her!! And Thank you!
42329,Good luck and stay strong! Are you going cold turkey or trying a nicotine gum type of thing?,Thank you! I’m doing gum and I bought one of those gas station vapes! ,Those vapes are almost as bad as cigs. FYI. Best of luck. 
42330,Good luck and stay strong! Are you going cold turkey or trying a nicotine gum type of thing?,Thank you! I’m doing gum and I bought one of those gas station vapes! ,"i recommend nicotine lozenges if you haven’t tried them, much better than the gum imo. "
42331,Good luck and stay strong! Are you going cold turkey or trying a nicotine gum type of thing?,Thank you! I’m doing gum and I bought one of those gas station vapes! ,Juul? 
42332,Good luck and stay strong! Are you going cold turkey or trying a nicotine gum type of thing?,Thank you! I’m doing gum and I bought one of those gas station vapes! ,"Dude, the juul works. I'd been smoking for 8 years. Best of luck to ya!"
42333,Good luck and stay strong! Are you going cold turkey or trying a nicotine gum type of thing?,Thank you! I’m doing gum and I bought one of those gas station vapes! ,Hey man I'm on the exact same boat(down to the time frame) and the lozenges are better)
42334,Good luck and stay strong! Are you going cold turkey or trying a nicotine gum type of thing?,Thank you! I’m doing gum and I bought one of those gas station vapes! ,You Don't need any substitutes. 
42335,Good luck and stay strong! Are you going cold turkey or trying a nicotine gum type of thing?,Thank you! I’m doing gum and I bought one of those gas station vapes! ,Get a juul
42336,Just had my last cigarette.. wish me luck y’all!,"Good luck and remember: the golden rule is ""Not even one""",Good good rule. Thank you!!
42337,"Good luck and remember: the golden rule is ""Not even one""",Good good rule. Thank you!!,Thank you! It was my mantra when I finally quit
42338,Just had my last cigarette.. wish me luck y’all!,Good luck! I'll be quitting at the end of the day as well. ,Yay! Quitting day partners! Best of luck pal!!! 
42339,Good luck! I'll be quitting at the end of the day as well. ,Yay! Quitting day partners! Best of luck pal!!! ,Thank you! Feel free to update me or vent over the next few hours/days. 
42340,Yay! Quitting day partners! Best of luck pal!!! ,Thank you! Feel free to update me or vent over the next few hours/days. ,Thank you! Absolutely might do that! Sincerely appreciate the offer! 
42341,Just had my last cigarette.. wish me luck y’all!,Good luck!!!,Thank you! 
42342,Good luck!!!,Thank you! ,You're welcome!
42343,Just had my last cigarette.. wish me luck y’all!,"I’m a month into my quitting journey! Haven’t bought a pack in 32 days, feels great! ",Yes!!! Good job babe!!!! 
42344,"I’m a month into my quitting journey! Haven’t bought a pack in 32 days, feels great! ",Yes!!! Good job babe!!!! ,Stay positive and you got this! 
42345,Yes!!! Good job babe!!!! ,Stay positive and you got this! ,Thank you! 
42346,Just had my last cigarette.. wish me luck y’all!,It’s been 7yrs for me. You can do it!,Congratulations! And thank you! 
42347,It’s been 7yrs for me. You can do it!,Congratulations! And thank you! ,After meals it really gets hard. Try chewing gum 
42348,Just had my last cigarette.. wish me luck y’all!,I just quit vaping this week; good luck you and me both!,That’s awesome! Good work you! And thank you! 
42349,I just quit vaping this week; good luck you and me both!,That’s awesome! Good work you! And thank you! ,You too! Thanks! We can do this!
42350,Just had my last cigarette.. wish me luck y’all!,Good luck. I just passed 5.5 months. I believe in you :),That’s awesome!! Congratulations!! And thank you :) 
42351,Good luck. I just passed 5.5 months. I believe in you :),That’s awesome!! Congratulations!! And thank you :) ,:)
42352,Just had my last cigarette.. wish me luck y’all!,Sunflower seeds kept my hands busy.  Wishing you strength.,Ahh wise! I bought shelled peanuts today! And thank you! 
42353,Sunflower seeds kept my hands busy.  Wishing you strength.,Ahh wise! I bought shelled peanuts today! And thank you! ,Oh that's a good one!
42354,I feel so sorry for girls in night clubs.,You think they don't enjoy it? There's a reason girls don't wear sweats to the club.,"Ah yes, ""they enjoy it"". The preferred excuse of sexual assaulters everywhere. "
42355,You think they don't enjoy it? There's a reason girls don't wear sweats to the club.,"Ah yes, ""they enjoy it"". The preferred excuse of sexual assaulters everywhere. ","If they didn't like guys hitting on them, they wouldn't put themselves in these situations."
42356,"Ah yes, ""they enjoy it"". The preferred excuse of sexual assaulters everywhere. ","If they didn't like guys hitting on them, they wouldn't put themselves in these situations.",Maybe they just enjoy going to clubs? And not getting hit on by creepers? 
42357,Tell me something good about your day,I rolled a really shitty joint but got really stoned anyways ,"The silver lining, am I right? "
42358,I rolled a really shitty joint but got really stoned anyways ,"The silver lining, am I right? ",I can find it in anything 
42359,Tell me something good about your day,Came home early from school to sleep before work. Best decision this past week. ,"I wish I could nap. It makes me
Groggy lol "
42360,Came home early from school to sleep before work. Best decision this past week. ,"I wish I could nap. It makes me
Groggy lol ",Haha maybe it was a power nap? Wasn’t too bad when I had to leave. 
42361,My birthday is tomorrow and tonight i cried.,30 is a good year. Keep it up dude. ,Thank you! I plan on making 30 the best yet.
42362,30 is a good year. Keep it up dude. ,Thank you! I plan on making 30 the best yet.,It gets a little tough but nothing like the last few years of twenty. I’m proud of you. 
42363,Thank you! I plan on making 30 the best yet.,It gets a little tough but nothing like the last few years of twenty. I’m proud of you. ,As someone in those last few years of 20–this was oddly comforting to read so thank you.
42364,It gets a little tough but nothing like the last few years of twenty. I’m proud of you. ,As someone in those last few years of 20–this was oddly comforting to read so thank you.,As someone who is now beginning the first few years of their 20s thank you as well.
42365,Thank you! I plan on making 30 the best yet.,It gets a little tough but nothing like the last few years of twenty. I’m proud of you. ,"Yo I'm just curious, what did you find tough about those years?"
42366,Thank you! I plan on making 30 the best yet.,It gets a little tough but nothing like the last few years of twenty. I’m proud of you. ,"i’m 19, what makes your late 20s so bad?"
42367,Thank you! I plan on making 30 the best yet.,It gets a little tough but nothing like the last few years of twenty. I’m proud of you. ,You say that as though it is fact for everyone. 
42368,It gets a little tough but nothing like the last few years of twenty. I’m proud of you. ,You say that as though it is fact for everyone. ,"It’s not, but it was for me. Make your own decisions and decide what years are best for you. "
42369,Thank you! I plan on making 30 the best yet.,It gets a little tough but nothing like the last few years of twenty. I’m proud of you. ,I just turned 21 a few days ago. Not quite sure how to feel about that. 
42370,30 is a good year. Keep it up dude. ,Thank you! I plan on making 30 the best yet.,"Right there with you, buddy."
42371,30 is a good year. Keep it up dude. ,Thank you! I plan on making 30 the best yet.,"Hell yeah my birthday is tomorrow too, turning 20. Happy birthday man"
42372,30 is a good year. Keep it up dude. ,Thank you! I plan on making 30 the best yet.,What about the years after that? Save some for the rest too.
42373,My birthday is tomorrow and tonight i cried.,30 is a good year. Keep it up dude. ,4 months into 30 and it’s still the same. Eat sleep work repeat 😂
42374,30 is a good year. Keep it up dude. ,4 months into 30 and it’s still the same. Eat sleep work repeat 😂,I also am on that grind but it doesn’t scare me like it did when I was younger. 
42375,My birthday is tomorrow and tonight i cried.,"&gt;making it to 30

r/absolutelynotmeirl

&amp;#x200B;",I believe in you!
42376,"&gt;making it to 30

r/absolutelynotmeirl

&amp;#x200B;",I believe in you!,cheers man
42377,My birthday is tomorrow and tonight i cried.,"Life is a journey for sure, glad you made it this far my man",I am too. So much so!
42378,"Life is a journey for sure, glad you made it this far my man",I am too. So much so!,It’s stories like yours that do give me some semblance of hope in life
42379,My birthday is tomorrow and tonight i cried.,"I turn 20 tomorrow. What your ending, I'm just starting. Cya in 10 :)",Hopefully your tears can be of joy too! Happy Birthday!
42380,"I turn 20 tomorrow. What your ending, I'm just starting. Cya in 10 :)",Hopefully your tears can be of joy too! Happy Birthday!,"Thanks man, I didn't cry but I'm really looking forward to my life!!! Happy birthday friend :)"
42381,My birthday is tomorrow and tonight i cried.,"Happy birthday, we share a birthday =D",Happy birthday to you too!
42382,"Happy birthday, we share a birthday =D",Happy birthday to you too!,Tear it up today. We deserve to live the absolutely fucking hell out of life.
42383,Reply with a song to listen to and ill do the same!,Deftones-Be Quiet and Drive ,A new song to me! Listen to: Brain Damage by Pink Floyd 
42384,Deftones-Be Quiet and Drive ,A new song to me! Listen to: Brain Damage by Pink Floyd ,Yay! Ok I will. Have heard it but not in years and years. Good suggestion! 
42385,Reply with a song to listen to and ill do the same!,Deftones-Be Quiet and Drive ,yooo good one
42386,Deftones-Be Quiet and Drive ,yooo good one,"One of my favorites, for sure."
42387,Reply with a song to listen to and ill do the same!,Interlude- Hippo Campus,"Really interesting mix of sounds, enjoyed it a lot thank you! Try out: Tungs by The Freaks"
42388,Interlude- Hippo Campus,"Really interesting mix of sounds, enjoyed it a lot thank you! Try out: Tungs by The Freaks",Will do! Thank you☺️
42389,I am a 4’10” guy in the Netherlands for work. I have never felt so short in my life.,Yeah I was a foreigner growing up in Utrecht and man I felt short.,How tall are you and where are you from?
42390,Yeah I was a foreigner growing up in Utrecht and man I felt short.,How tall are you and where are you from?,5 8 and mixed race.
42391,How tall are you and where are you from?,5 8 and mixed race.,Well 5’8” isn’t too bad at least.  
42392,I am a 4’10” guy in the Netherlands for work. I have never felt so short in my life.,this thread annoys me with imperial numbers ,My apologies.   I am 147 cm tall if that helps
42393,this thread annoys me with imperial numbers ,My apologies.   I am 147 cm tall if that helps,It helped! 
42394,this thread annoys me with imperial numbers ,My apologies.   I am 147 cm tall if that helps,Now this thread makes more sense
42395,I am a 4’10” guy in the Netherlands for work. I have never felt so short in my life.,this thread annoys me with imperial numbers ,freedom numbers
42396,this thread annoys me with imperial numbers ,freedom numbers,By god eagle digits!! (Makin me tear up over here.)
42397,I am a 4’10” guy in the Netherlands for work. I have never felt so short in my life.,I'm only 5'10 so I feel you.,“Only” 5’10”?   Are you trying to tease me or something?   lol
42398,I'm only 5'10 so I feel you.,“Only” 5’10”?   Are you trying to tease me or something?   lol,Haha I'm actually 5'5 so I feel you
42399,Anybody else got a trigger word?,"""Y'all""",Y’AIN’T
42400,"""Y'all""",Y’AIN’T,YEET
42401,"What's the first thing that comes to your mind the moment you read ""INDIA""?","India Ink.

Location: Ohio USA
Gender: not sure, maybe demiboy
Age: complicated",I don't even know what's the significance of India Ink. 
42402,"India Ink.

Location: Ohio USA
Gender: not sure, maybe demiboy
Age: complicated",I don't even know what's the significance of India Ink. ,Artists use it
42403,I work fast food and I’ll just give people free stuff,"Whoah thats an aweosme thing to do, but arent you afraid youll get in trouble?",Managers who know what they're doing will actually encourage this sort of thing.
42404,"Whoah thats an aweosme thing to do, but arent you afraid youll get in trouble?",Managers who know what they're doing will actually encourage this sort of thing.,Why tho? Dosent it hurt profits?
42405,I work fast food and I’ll just give people free stuff,An extra chicken nugget can just make my whole day. ,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz
42406,An extra chicken nugget can just make my whole day. ,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,Made her whole week. 
42407,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,Made her whole week. ,Plus the fries has to be pushing a month. 
42408,Made her whole week. ,Plus the fries has to be pushing a month. ,"Seriously, she'll probably think about it and smile for the near future."
42409,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,Made her whole week. ,Made her hole weak.
42410,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,Made her whole week. ,That's what she said.
42411,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,Made her whole week. ,"Made her hole weak
"
42412,Made her whole week. ,"Made her hole weak
",Username checks out
42413,Made her whole week. ,"Made her hole weak
",That’s Taco Bell 
42414,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,Made her whole week. ,Then her boyfriend will make her hole weak.
42415,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,Made her whole week. ,Maybe later he made her hole weak
42416,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,Made her whole week. ,"You made her whole obese.
"
42417,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,Made her whole week. ,Made her hole weak as well
42418,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,Made her whole week. ,No that’s anal
42419,Made her whole week. ,No that’s anal,"Came here to see this, wasn't disappointed"
42420,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,Made her whole week. ,cuz he put it in her butt
42421,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,Made her whole week. ,Make her hole weak
42422,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,Made her whole week. ,Few chicken nuggets will make anyone's hole weak
42423,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,Made her whole week. ,Made her hole weak FTFY
42424,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,Made her whole week. ,Made my hole weak 
42425,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,Made her whole week. ,"No, Taco Bell would have made her hole weak "
42426,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,Made her whole week. ,Made her hole weak?
42427,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,Made her whole week. ,Her hole weak? 
42428,An extra chicken nugget can just make my whole day. ,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,This would make my hole weak 😖😫
42429,An extra chicken nugget can just make my whole day. ,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,extra nuggs just cuz?
42430,An extra chicken nugget can just make my whole day. ,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,Trust me this make people’s day it like winning a small lottery lol 😂 
42431,An extra chicken nugget can just make my whole day. ,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Gave that dudes girlfriend 3 or 4 extra just cause
42432,An extra chicken nugget can just make my whole day. ,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,I always thought this was by mistake!!! AWW 
42433,An extra chicken nugget can just make my whole day. ,I think I gave that chick like 3 or 4 extra just cuz,To get laid?
42434,I work fast food and I’ll just give people free stuff,An extra chicken nugget can just make my whole day. ,Shit an extra nugget would make my frigging year right now. 
42435,An extra chicken nugget can just make my whole day. ,Shit an extra nugget would make my frigging year right now. ,You okay bud?
42436,Shit an extra nugget would make my frigging year right now. ,You okay bud?,Lost a lot this year. Just putting the pieces back slowly. 
42437,You okay bud?,Lost a lot this year. Just putting the pieces back slowly. ,May 2019 treat you like a rock star! :-)
42438,Lost a lot this year. Just putting the pieces back slowly. ,May 2019 treat you like a rock star! :-),"Not just May tho, all the other months of 2019 too!"
42439,May 2019 treat you like a rock star! :-),"Not just May tho, all the other months of 2019 too!",But of course! ;-)
42440,An extra chicken nugget can just make my whole day. ,Shit an extra nugget would make my frigging year right now. ,I've been there. Hope things improve for you! 
42441,I work fast food and I’ll just give people free stuff,An extra chicken nugget can just make my whole day. ,And 50 extra Chicken nuggets make your hole weak?
42442,An extra chicken nugget can just make my whole day. ,And 50 extra Chicken nuggets make your hole weak?,Only if it's improperly cooked!
42443,I work fast food and I’ll just give people free stuff,An extra chicken nugget can just make my whole day. ,An extra nugget a day keeps the depression at bay
42444,An extra chicken nugget can just make my whole day. ,An extra nugget a day keeps the depression at bay,Guess I only got 10 nuggets today. 
42445,I work fast food and I’ll just give people free stuff,An extra chicken nugget can just make my whole day. ,7 and a switchblade.
42446,An extra chicken nugget can just make my whole day. ,7 and a switchblade.,I don't get it. 
42447,I work fast food and I’ll just give people free stuff,So uh... which wendy's? asking for a um... friend,The one that hates your friend ;)
42448,So uh... which wendy's? asking for a um... friend,The one that hates your friend ;),What a stupid comment.
42449,I work fast food and I’ll just give people free stuff,Here for a good time not a long time ,"So have a good time, the sun can't shine every day."
42450,Here for a good time not a long time ,"So have a good time, the sun can't shine every day.",AND THE SUN IS SHINING!
42451,I work fast food and I’ll just give people free stuff,"You should have done this on a throwaway account.

For security purposes.",Probably but didn’t expect all this
42452,"You should have done this on a throwaway account.

For security purposes.",Probably but didn’t expect all this,true
42453,When is the last time you cried?,Right now in a grocery store parking lot :),Why? I hope you're well now
42454,Right now in a grocery store parking lot :),Why? I hope you're well now,Thank you!
42455,I've been on reddit for over 3 years now and it still baffles me how many times the same photo/video will get reposted and hit front page.,This is a repost,Everything is a repost if you dig far enough.
42456,This is a repost,Everything is a repost if you dig far enough.,That's really deep dude
42457,Everything is a repost if you dig far enough.,That's really deep dude,That's what *he* said?
42458,That's really deep dude,That's what *he* said?,r/suddenlygay
42459,Everything is a repost if you dig far enough.,That's really deep dude,We live in a society
42460,That's really deep dude,We live in a society,**BOTTOM TEXT**
42461,I've been on reddit for over 3 years now and it still baffles me how many times the same photo/video will get reposted and hit front page.,"wait until you've been here 12 years ... (sorry, not many chances to brag)",Why do you have so little karma even after 12 years?
42462,"wait until you've been here 12 years ... (sorry, not many chances to brag)",Why do you have so little karma even after 12 years?,Lurked maybe?
42463,"wait until you've been here 12 years ... (sorry, not many chances to brag)",Why do you have so little karma even after 12 years?,He/She doesn't repost like the rest of us degenerate no-good-nicks.
42464,Why do you have so little karma even after 12 years?,He/She doesn't repost like the rest of us degenerate no-good-nicks.,"Haha yes, and I’m a bit, there are no girls here lol"
42465,"wait until you've been here 12 years ... (sorry, not many chances to brag)",Why do you have so little karma even after 12 years?,Cuz he's a lazy ant
42466,Why do you have so little karma even after 12 years?,Cuz he's a lazy ant,Fair enough
42467,Why do you have so little karma even after 12 years?,Cuz he's a lazy ant,Yawn I was going to make a smart comment but I forgot 
42468,I've been on reddit for over 3 years now and it still baffles me how many times the same photo/video will get reposted and hit front page.,"wait until you've been here 12 years ... (sorry, not many chances to brag)","""Back in my day, when the card feature wasn't an option!"" "
42469,"wait until you've been here 12 years ... (sorry, not many chances to brag)","""Back in my day, when the card feature wasn't an option!"" ",What’s a card ? :)
42470,I've been on reddit for over 3 years now and it still baffles me how many times the same photo/video will get reposted and hit front page.,"wait until you've been here 12 years ... (sorry, not many chances to brag)",Fuck me. Are there any older than you!
42471,"wait until you've been here 12 years ... (sorry, not many chances to brag)",Fuck me. Are there any older than you!,"I was a coupe months late so yes there are dozens of us and older, dozens !"
42472,Hey r/CasualConversation! It's time to vote for the best of the best of 2018.,"Please use this sticky comment for general discussion.

","I could win at ""worst user"" if exists."
42473,"Please use this sticky comment for general discussion.

","I could win at ""worst user"" if exists.",I’ll fight you for it lol
42474,"Please use this sticky comment for general discussion.

","I could win at ""worst user"" if exists.",A Golden Raspberry award.
42475,Hey r/CasualConversation! It's time to vote for the best of the best of 2018.,"#best user

*uh no links, just /u/ mention your favorite cc contributor*",/u/lorelaigranger
42476,"#best user

*uh no links, just /u/ mention your favorite cc contributor*",/u/lorelaigranger,d'aww thank you!! but nuh uh - misterdrprof!
42477,"#best user

*uh no links, just /u/ mention your favorite cc contributor*",/u/lorelaigranger,came here to say this
42478,Hey r/CasualConversation! It's time to vote for the best of the best of 2018.,"#best user

*uh no links, just /u/ mention your favorite cc contributor*",/u/LorelaiGranger 
42479,"#best user

*uh no links, just /u/ mention your favorite cc contributor*",/u/LorelaiGranger ,"lollll thank you!! and no, i really think it ain't me. what about YOU?!  "
42480,/u/LorelaiGranger ,"lollll thank you!! and no, i really think it ain't me. what about YOU?!  ","❤

Me? Nah, I imagine I'm probably irritating to a lot of people."
42481,"lollll thank you!! and no, i really think it ain't me. what about YOU?!  ","❤

Me? Nah, I imagine I'm probably irritating to a lot of people.",but you're like CC's main resident! 
42482,Hey r/CasualConversation! It's time to vote for the best of the best of 2018.,"#best user

*uh no links, just /u/ mention your favorite cc contributor*",/u/heritageharks is the only option! 
42483,"#best user

*uh no links, just /u/ mention your favorite cc contributor*",/u/heritageharks is the only option! ,Haha thank you! 
42484,/u/heritageharks is the only option! ,Haha thank you! ,Oh but of course 
42485,"#best user

*uh no links, just /u/ mention your favorite cc contributor*",/u/heritageharks is the only option! ,He's got my vote too. 
42486,How often do you make new Reddit accounts?,"&gt;How often do you change accounts?

Probably once every six weeks. For privacy.",Do you delete your old accounts or keep them?
42487,"&gt;How often do you change accounts?

Probably once every six weeks. For privacy.",Do you delete your old accounts or keep them?,delete
42488,How often do you make new Reddit accounts?,"im with this one till I die, nsfw shit and all",What's your ultra secret second account? 
42489,"im with this one till I die, nsfw shit and all",What's your ultra secret second account? ,"the secret is it doesnt exist, shhh dont tell anyone ok?"
42490,What's your ultra secret second account? ,"the secret is it doesnt exist, shhh dont tell anyone ok?",That's a lame secret
42491,"the secret is it doesnt exist, shhh dont tell anyone ok?",That's a lame secret,"ya sorry, im a lame person :("
42492,That's a lame secret,"ya sorry, im a lame person :(",Now I feel bad for calling your secret lame
42493,"ya sorry, im a lame person :(",Now I feel bad for calling your secret lame,"naw its ok, it was a pretty lame thing to say :) if you want, ill pm you something secret"
42494,Now I feel bad for calling your secret lame,"naw its ok, it was a pretty lame thing to say :) if you want, ill pm you something secret",Sure I'll look forward to it
42495,"I'm having a really awful day, what's your favourite way to make yourself feel better?",Coffee ,Simple but effective. 
42496,Coffee ,Simple but effective. ,Go for a run get the blood pressure working 
42497,"I'm having a really awful day, what's your favourite way to make yourself feel better?",I usually watch a Ghibli movie.,Those do feel like a good hug. 
42498,I usually watch a Ghibli movie.,Those do feel like a good hug. ,Which are your favourites? 
42499,Those do feel like a good hug. ,Which are your favourites? ,"Kiki's Delivery Service, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away. "
42500,"I'm having a really awful day, what's your favourite way to make yourself feel better?",I usually watch a Ghibli movie.,"Redditor used Grave of the Fireflies  
  
It hurt itself in its confusion!"
42501,I usually watch a Ghibli movie.,"Redditor used Grave of the Fireflies  
  
It hurt itself in its confusion!","Redditor used when Marnie was there


Redditor is paralysed and might not attack"
42502,I usually watch a Ghibli movie.,"Redditor used Grave of the Fireflies  
  
It hurt itself in its confusion!","Fuck, that's a good point. Fuck that film. "
42503,"I'm having a really awful day, what's your favourite way to make yourself feel better?",Casual bike ride. A non-excruciating exercise.,Is it sad that I can't actually ride a bike?? I appreciate your input tho! 
42504,Casual bike ride. A non-excruciating exercise.,Is it sad that I can't actually ride a bike?? I appreciate your input tho! ,Accomplishing a goal will help.....
42505,Is it sad that I can't actually ride a bike?? I appreciate your input tho! ,Accomplishing a goal will help.....,Good point! Itll be a new year resolution 
42506,"I'm having a really awful day, what's your favourite way to make yourself feel better?","I listen to music and/or watch the movie ""the secret"" when I feel down",Dont think I've seen that one. What music do you like? 
42507,"I listen to music and/or watch the movie ""the secret"" when I feel down",Dont think I've seen that one. What music do you like? ,Reggae or jazz because it's mellow and it's usually always upbeat. 
42508,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.",The Smashing Pumpkins will be still played in 50 years. ,Really? I don't think I've heard a Pumpkins song since about 2002.
42509,The Smashing Pumpkins will be still played in 50 years. ,Really? I don't think I've heard a Pumpkins song since about 2002.,That’s ‘cause the world is a vampire.
42510,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.","I was going to say Hey Ya, but realized it's about 15 years old. Now I feel old.",Thanks..now I feel old! 
42511,"I was going to say Hey Ya, but realized it's about 15 years old. Now I feel old.",Thanks..now I feel old! ,I was under 5 years old when Hey Ya came out and now I can vote
42512,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.","I was going to say Hey Ya, but realized it's about 15 years old. Now I feel old.",i was gonna day Crazy by Gnarls Barkley but that came out around then too 🤦‍♂️
42513,"I was going to say Hey Ya, but realized it's about 15 years old. Now I feel old.",i was gonna day Crazy by Gnarls Barkley but that came out around then too 🤦‍♂️,"2006 

That was a pretty good album actually "
42514,i was gonna day Crazy by Gnarls Barkley but that came out around then too 🤦‍♂️,"2006 

That was a pretty good album actually ",both of their albums are in my top 20 tbh
42515,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.","I was going to say Hey Ya, but realized it's about 15 years old. Now I feel old.","I was going to say ""Never Going to Give You Up"",  so get off my lawn."
42516,"I was going to say Hey Ya, but realized it's about 15 years old. Now I feel old.","I was going to say ""Never Going to Give You Up"",  so get off my lawn.",I was gonna say Sweet Child O’ Mine so get off MY LAWN. 
42517,"I was going to say ""Never Going to Give You Up"",  so get off my lawn.",I was gonna say Sweet Child O’ Mine so get off MY LAWN. ,"Came out 1 month after NGGYU, sonny."
42518,I was gonna say Sweet Child O’ Mine so get off MY LAWN. ,"Came out 1 month after NGGYU, sonny.","Fair point, pops"
42519,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.","I hate to be ""That"" person, but it came out in 1975.",Google lied to me 😂
42520,"I hate to be ""That"" person, but it came out in 1975.",Google lied to me 😂,Not entirely. It was on an album in '77.
42521,Google lied to me 😂,Not entirely. It was on an album in '77.,Which one?
42522,Not entirely. It was on an album in '77.,Which one?,"I lied. Google might be a little slow, album was in '76. A Night At The Opera."
42523,Which one?,"I lied. Google might be a little slow, album was in '76. A Night At The Opera.",I thought that was ‘75
42524,"I lied. Google might be a little slow, album was in '76. A Night At The Opera.",I thought that was ‘75,It was '75. No clue where these people are getting '76 and '77.
42525,"I lied. Google might be a little slow, album was in '76. A Night At The Opera.",I thought that was ‘75,Definitely was. Misread some shit. My b.
42526,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.","I hate to be ""That"" person, but it came out in 1975.","You love being ""that person"" "
42527,"I hate to be ""That"" person, but it came out in 1975.","You love being ""that person"" ","I really don't! It's like a compulsion, I hate it! "
42528,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.","I hate to be ""That"" person, but it came out in 1975.",Thanks for being that person so I didn’t have to be. Have an upvote. 
42529,"I hate to be ""That"" person, but it came out in 1975.",Thanks for being that person so I didn’t have to be. Have an upvote. ,I feel terribly conflicted.
42530,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.",Feel Good Inc for sure,That's almost 15 years old.
42531,Feel Good Inc for sure,That's almost 15 years old.,Fuck
42532,Feel Good Inc for sure,That's almost 15 years old.,And people still bumping it
42533,Feel Good Inc for sure,That's almost 15 years old.,WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOI
42534,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.",Feel Good Inc for sure,"While I love feel good Inc, I think Clint Eastwood is more likely. "
42535,Feel Good Inc for sure,"While I love feel good Inc, I think Clint Eastwood is more likely. ",I think it's all in your head.
42536,"While I love feel good Inc, I think Clint Eastwood is more likely. ",I think it's all in your head.,Watch me while I navigate ah hah ha HA HA
42537,"While I love feel good Inc, I think Clint Eastwood is more likely. ",I think it's all in your head.,I swear that song was just called sunshine in a bag. Truly was  all in my head. 
42538,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.",Night Moves will never *not* get played on classic rock radio,"Turn the page is my go to Seger song. 

The little horn section always gets me. "
42539,Night Moves will never *not* get played on classic rock radio,"Turn the page is my go to Seger song. 

The little horn section always gets me. ",Metallica did it better. Fight me.
42540,Night Moves will never *not* get played on classic rock radio,"Turn the page is my go to Seger song. 

The little horn section always gets me. ","I like the Metallica remake, but the original Seger rocks it pretty good too."
42541,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.","Seven Nation Army, A Milli, Sandstorm, Clubbed to Death, Gangnam Style.","Seven Nation Army, yes. It's more than just a song now."
42542,"Seven Nation Army, A Milli, Sandstorm, Clubbed to Death, Gangnam Style.","Seven Nation Army, yes. It's more than just a song now.",Seven Nation Army will become a timeless classic for sure. But it’s already 15 years old.
42543,"Seven Nation Army, A Milli, Sandstorm, Clubbed to Death, Gangnam Style.","Seven Nation Army, yes. It's more than just a song now.",7NA is more akin to something like we will rock you than Bohemian Rhapsody
42544,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.","Seven Nation Army, A Milli, Sandstorm, Clubbed to Death, Gangnam Style.",A Milli? Clubbed to Death?
42545,"Seven Nation Army, A Milli, Sandstorm, Clubbed to Death, Gangnam Style.",A Milli? Clubbed to Death?,Those two definitely don't belong with the others. 
42546,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.","In the UK, Mr. Brightside will never die.",And take me out by franz ferdinand 
42547,"In the UK, Mr. Brightside will never die.",And take me out by franz ferdinand ,And literally all oasis
42548,And take me out by franz ferdinand ,And literally all oasis,I said maybeeee
42549,And literally all oasis,I said maybeeee,No
42550,And literally all oasis,I said maybeeee,SALLY CAN WAITTTT 
42551,I said maybeeee,SALLY CAN WAITTTT ,In a Champaign supernova!
42552,SALLY CAN WAITTTT ,In a Champaign supernova!,Half the world away..
42553,In a Champaign supernova!,Half the world away..,Sunsheeyine
42554,Half the world away..,Sunsheeyine,for my lasagne
42555,Sunsheeyine,for my lasagne,Chasing the suunnn
42556,for my lasagne,Chasing the suunnn,Let me be the oooonnnneeee
42557,SALLY CAN WAITTTT ,In a Champaign supernova!,That's the verve not oasia
42558,In a Champaign supernova!,That's the verve not oasia,It definitely is not. 
42559,In a Champaign supernova!,That's the verve not oasia,"Look up champagne supernova, definitly by oasis."
42560,SALLY CAN WAITTTT ,In a Champaign supernova!,Supnernovar*
42561,And literally all oasis,I said maybeeee,I don't really wanna know...
42562,And take me out by franz ferdinand ,And literally all oasis,You and I are gonna live forever 
42563,And literally all oasis,You and I are gonna live forever ,I still believe in us together
42564,And take me out by franz ferdinand ,And literally all oasis,Paranoid Android is the Bohemian Rhapsody of my generation.
42565,And take me out by franz ferdinand ,And literally all oasis,No just the first two albums
42566,"In the UK, Mr. Brightside will never die.",And take me out by franz ferdinand ,The alternative station in my area plays it daily
42567,And take me out by franz ferdinand ,The alternative station in my area plays it daily,"Radio X, or Absolute? :)
"
42568,The alternative station in my area plays it daily,"Radio X, or Absolute? :)
",Oh I'm in the states! It's in the Chicago area 
42569,"In the UK, Mr. Brightside will never die.",And take me out by franz ferdinand ,Lmao
42570,"In the UK, Mr. Brightside will never die.",And take me out by franz ferdinand ,And Don't look back in anger by oasis. 
42571,"In the UK, Mr. Brightside will never die.",And take me out by franz ferdinand ,Fucking love that song
42572,"In the UK, Mr. Brightside will never die.",And take me out by franz ferdinand ,"I always though Jaqueline and Dark of The Matinee were better songs, but never got the play. "
42573,And take me out by franz ferdinand ,"I always though Jaqueline and Dark of The Matinee were better songs, but never got the play. ",Outsiders.... and pretty much anything from their second album. 
42574,"In the UK, Mr. Brightside will never die.",And take me out by franz ferdinand ,Take me out by Franz Ferdinand and do I wanna know by the arctic monkey is the perfect mix 
42575,"In the UK, Mr. Brightside will never die.",And take me out by franz ferdinand ,I remember this song because it was on the WRC game for PSP.
42576,"In the UK, Mr. Brightside will never die.",And take me out by franz ferdinand ,And I Bet That You Look Good On The Dancefloor.
42577,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.","In the UK, Mr. Brightside will never die.",US too. They play it at least every weekend. 
42578,"In the UK, Mr. Brightside will never die.",US too. They play it at least every weekend. ,good
42579,"In the UK, Mr. Brightside will never die.",US too. They play it at least every weekend. ,As it should be 
42580,US too. They play it at least every weekend. ,As it should be ,As you were
42581,"In the UK, Mr. Brightside will never die.",US too. They play it at least every weekend. ,"Valid, but it's such a cult here it's been in the top 50 every year since it came out"
42582,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.","In the UK, Mr. Brightside will never die.","Playing after all this age
It's doing just fine
"
42583,"In the UK, Mr. Brightside will never die.","Playing after all this age
It's doing just fine
",It started out with a song how did it ended up like this
42584,"Playing after all this age
It's doing just fine
",It started out with a song how did it ended up like this,"It was only a hit, it was only a hit"
42585,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.","In the UK, Mr. Brightside will never die.",COMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOIN JUST FINE
42586,"In the UK, Mr. Brightside will never die.",COMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOIN JUST FINE,GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL
42587,COMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOIN JUST FINE,GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL,IT STARTED OUT WITH A KISS HOW DID     IT END UP LIKE THIS
42588,GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL,IT STARTED OUT WITH A KISS HOW DID     IT END UP LIKE THIS,IT WAS ONLY A KISS. IT WAS ONLY A KISS!
42589,IT STARTED OUT WITH A KISS HOW DID     IT END UP LIKE THIS,IT WAS ONLY A KISS. IT WAS ONLY A KISS!,NOW I'M FALLING ASLEEP AND SHE'S CALLING A CAB
42590,IT WAS ONLY A KISS. IT WAS ONLY A KISS!,NOW I'M FALLING ASLEEP AND SHE'S CALLING A CAB,"AND HE’S HAVING A SMOKE, AND SHE’S TAKING A DRAG"
42591,NOW I'M FALLING ASLEEP AND SHE'S CALLING A CAB,"AND HE’S HAVING A SMOKE, AND SHE’S TAKING A DRAG","NOW THEY’RE GOING TO BED
AND MY STOMACH IS SICK"
42592,"AND HE’S HAVING A SMOKE, AND SHE’S TAKING A DRAG","NOW THEY’RE GOING TO BED
AND MY STOMACH IS SICK","AND IT’S ALL IN MY HEAD, BUT SHE’S TOUCHING HIS CHEEEEST NOW"
42593,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.","In the UK, Mr. Brightside will never die.","Shutdown by Skepta, "
42594,"In the UK, Mr. Brightside will never die.","Shutdown by Skepta, ",Wannabe by Spice Girls has to be up there as well 
42595,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.",Summer time,By My Chemical Romance?
42596,Summer time,By My Chemical Romance?,Will Smith 
42597,By My Chemical Romance?,Will Smith ,Damn
42598,Will Smith ,Damn,??
42599,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.","Speaking of Bohemian Rhapsody, is the movie good guys?",I enjoyed it and I didn’t think I would. I’m not a big movie person but even I’d watch it again.
42600,"Speaking of Bohemian Rhapsody, is the movie good guys?",I enjoyed it and I didn’t think I would. I’m not a big movie person but even I’d watch it again.,This.
42601,"Speaking of Bohemian Rhapsody, is the movie good guys?",I enjoyed it and I didn’t think I would. I’m not a big movie person but even I’d watch it again.,I wanna go but everyone I know already went. My sister twice even. 
42602,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.","Speaking of Bohemian Rhapsody, is the movie good guys?","It was alright. It was annoyed it straight-washed mercury, but otherwise it was alright. "
42603,"Speaking of Bohemian Rhapsody, is the movie good guys?","It was alright. It was annoyed it straight-washed mercury, but otherwise it was alright. ",Why do you say that ? Genuinely curious. 
42604,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.",Do I Wanna Know by Arctic Monkeys,underrated tbh 
42605,Do I Wanna Know by Arctic Monkeys,underrated tbh ,Funny. I think that song is over rated. And I’m a yugeee arctic monkeys fan. 
42606,Do I Wanna Know by Arctic Monkeys,underrated tbh ,Song was everywhere at one point. How is it underrated?  If anything it was overrated.
42607,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.",Do I Wanna Know? Is a modern classic for sure. ,The Arctic Monkeys in general will stand the test of time
42608,Do I Wanna Know? Is a modern classic for sure. ,The Arctic Monkeys in general will stand the test of time,Oh most definitely 
42609,The Arctic Monkeys in general will stand the test of time,Oh most definitely ,I'd have my doubts on the newest album but the other ones most definitely. 
42610,Oh most definitely ,I'd have my doubts on the newest album but the other ones most definitely. ,Agreed
42611,Do I Wanna Know? Is a modern classic for sure. ,The Arctic Monkeys in general will stand the test of time,"Except their new album, uhhhhh"
42612,The Arctic Monkeys in general will stand the test of time,"Except their new album, uhhhhh","They're best album, IMO"
42613,Do I Wanna Know? Is a modern classic for sure. ,The Arctic Monkeys in general will stand the test of time,"I mean, among music hipsters"
42614,The Arctic Monkeys in general will stand the test of time,"I mean, among music hipsters","Lol the Arctic monkeys are massive world wide, what are you on about?"
42615,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.",Mo bamba ,OH FUCK
42616,Mo bamba ,OH FUCK,S H I T 
42617,Mo bamba ,OH FUCK,BITCH!
42618,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.","It’s been four hours, why hasn’t anyone said All Star by Smash Mouth yet?",^some #BODY
42619,"It’s been four hours, why hasn’t anyone said All Star by Smash Mouth yet?",^some #BODY,Once told me
42620,^some #BODY,Once told me,the
42621,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.","It’s been four hours, why hasn’t anyone said All Star by Smash Mouth yet?",I still like Walking On The Sun better.
42622,"It’s been four hours, why hasn’t anyone said All Star by Smash Mouth yet?",I still like Walking On The Sun better.,Big Shiny Tunes 2 much? 
42623,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.",Look at my horse,My horse is amazing
42624,Look at my horse,My horse is amazing,GIVE IT A LICK
42625,"Queens GIANT hit ""Bohemian Rhapsody"" came out in 1977 and to this day is considered a banger. I wonder what current song will be still getting played in 41 years time that gets everyone as excited as Bohemian Rhapsody.","Chop Suey?

Boulevard of Broken Dreams?",There are people in this thread who are younger than Chop Suey.
42626,"Chop Suey?

Boulevard of Broken Dreams?",There are people in this thread who are younger than Chop Suey.,"True, but everyone has heard “WAKE UP”"
42627,Free compliments!,I’m a little blue tonight too.  Thanks for doing something nice!  Happy holidays,Aww I hope you feel better! And your cats are SO CUTE
42628,I’m a little blue tonight too.  Thanks for doing something nice!  Happy holidays,Aww I hope you feel better! And your cats are SO CUTE,"Thank you, Thank you, and doncha know they know it, too!!"
42629,Aww I hope you feel better! And your cats are SO CUTE,"Thank you, Thank you, and doncha know they know it, too!!",You're welcome you're welcome 😎 don't all cats? Haha
42630,Free compliments!,I don't really know what's in my post history and at this point I'm too afraid to look :),Your top comment is hilarious 😂
42631,I don't really know what's in my post history and at this point I'm too afraid to look :),Your top comment is hilarious 😂,LMAO thanks
42632,Free compliments!,"I always ask people, “What made you smile today?” Today my answer to that is this post. ","That pic you posted 2 weeks ago was awesome! 

And aww great! Glad I could make you smile"
42633,"I always ask people, “What made you smile today?” Today my answer to that is this post. ","That pic you posted 2 weeks ago was awesome! 

And aww great! Glad I could make you smile",Thanks :)
42634,Free compliments!,id love a compliment if you dont mind giving me one,Never stop sailing. 
42635,id love a compliment if you dont mind giving me one,Never stop sailing. ,never! you have a great sense of music and you seem like a really kind and empathetic person
42636,Free compliments!,Hope you feel better soon mate! ,Thanks! You seem very wise
42637,Hope you feel better soon mate! ,Thanks! You seem very wise,"Haha, cheers man! "
42638,"As a dude who just tried 'leggings' on for the first time, where has this been my whole life?",Be careful about constricting your nads like that boss. It ain't good for them. ,"lol its surprisingly not too tight down there. just right, fits like knit boxer briefs would. "
42639,Be careful about constricting your nads like that boss. It ain't good for them. ,"lol its surprisingly not too tight down there. just right, fits like knit boxer briefs would. ","Alrighty then, leg on brother "
42640,"As a dude who just tried 'leggings' on for the first time, where has this been my whole life?","You’ve clearly never lived in the north in winter.

Long johns are love, long johns are life. ",I thought long johns was the universal term. This thread is telling me otherwise
42641,"You’ve clearly never lived in the north in winter.

Long johns are love, long johns are life. ",I thought long johns was the universal term. This thread is telling me otherwise,I’m assuming people who don’t call them long johns have never really needed to wear them. 
42642,"You’ve clearly never lived in the north in winter.

Long johns are love, long johns are life. ",I thought long johns was the universal term. This thread is telling me otherwise,Either long Johns or thermals where I live
42643,"You’ve clearly never lived in the north in winter.

Long johns are love, long johns are life. ",I thought long johns was the universal term. This thread is telling me otherwise,I only ever heard the term 'Long johns' from watching M.A.S.H.
42644,"You’ve clearly never lived in the north in winter.

Long johns are love, long johns are life. ",I thought long johns was the universal term. This thread is telling me otherwise,I prefer long jonathans.
42645,"You’ve clearly never lived in the north in winter.

Long johns are love, long johns are life. ",I thought long johns was the universal term. This thread is telling me otherwise,I call em LJs cause I'm desperately trying to be unique and cool
42646,I thought long johns was the universal term. This thread is telling me otherwise,I call em LJs cause I'm desperately trying to be unique and cool,You are &lt;3 lol
42647,"As a dude who just tried 'leggings' on for the first time, where has this been my whole life?",Can i wear them as pants like some girls do?,Yeah but don't get mad when all the ladies are looking at your booty!
42648,Can i wear them as pants like some girls do?,Yeah but don't get mad when all the ladies are looking at your booty!,*notices buldge* OwO what's this? 
42649,Yeah but don't get mad when all the ladies are looking at your booty!,*notices buldge* OwO what's this? ,Lol Mr. r/bigdickproblems over here.
42650,Yeah but don't get mad when all the ladies are looking at your booty!,*notices buldge* OwO what's this? ,"Nephew, delete"
42651,Can i wear them as pants like some girls do?,Yeah but don't get mad when all the ladies are looking at your booty!,That’ll be no problem! Poor genes gave me a hank hill butt lol
42652,"As a dude who just tried 'leggings' on for the first time, where has this been my whole life?","My dude i just got some this morning (i work overnight and outside sometimes). 

Hhnnnggggg",right!? life changed. i’m on the go a lot as well.
42653,"My dude i just got some this morning (i work overnight and outside sometimes). 

Hhnnnggggg",right!? life changed. i’m on the go a lot as well.,"AND NOBODY HAS TO KNOW 

*laughs maniacally in secret*"
42654,My crush confessed her feelings for me today! I can't be happier.,You are a beacon of hope to all of us,I wish I could think like this. Instead reading this just makes me feel worse. 
42655,You are a beacon of hope to all of us,I wish I could think like this. Instead reading this just makes me feel worse. ,Yeah me to. I still read it though and im happy for him.
42656,You are a beacon of hope to all of us,I wish I could think like this. Instead reading this just makes me feel worse. ,Yo let's feel bad together!
42657,You are a beacon of hope to all of us,I wish I could think like this. Instead reading this just makes me feel worse. ,"I feel the same man, lately I've been having relationship troubles."
42658,"Hey guys, I'm kinda drunk. What's everyone doing tonight?","Drinking beer, playing BOTW, and snuggling my cat. Nice quiet evening. :)",Sounds relaxing af. What's BOTW?
42659,"Drinking beer, playing BOTW, and snuggling my cat. Nice quiet evening. :)",Sounds relaxing af. What's BOTW?,Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild. :)
42660,"Reddit in general, I love you guys.","Hi.  I liked reading your comment.  Thank you.  :) 

😊","And I liked receiving yours, thank you!"
42661,"Hi.  I liked reading your comment.  Thank you.  :) 

😊","And I liked receiving yours, thank you!","Oh good.  :) 

You are welcome.  "
42662,"And I liked receiving yours, thank you!","Oh good.  :) 

You are welcome.  ","Yes, very good. Thank you!"
42663,"And I liked receiving yours, thank you!","Oh good.  :) 

You are welcome.  ",You guys are too cute.
42664,"Oh good.  :) 

You are welcome.  ",You guys are too cute.,now kiss
42665,You guys are too cute.,now kiss,kith*
42666,"Reddit in general, I love you guys.","No problem brother, with you all the way",Are we that arms clasping meme now?
42667,"No problem brother, with you all the way",Are we that arms clasping meme now?,Don't know what youre talking about
42668,"Reddit in general, I love you guys.","Hey bro, I saw you're in Toronto. I'm not far from there; let's grab a beer bud! ",Sure! That sounds rad 😁
42669,"Hey bro, I saw you're in Toronto. I'm not far from there; let's grab a beer bud! ",Sure! That sounds rad 😁,What part of T. O you in? I'm in the KW area 
42670,Sure! That sounds rad 😁,What part of T. O you in? I'm in the KW area ,"Spadina and Bloor!

I'm not sure where KW is lol"
42671,"Reddit in general, I love you guys.",Glad you adopted,She's my Korea Exchange student! 😁 (She was rescued from Korea)
42672,Glad you adopted,She's my Korea Exchange student! 😁 (She was rescued from Korea),Nice! My dog was rescued from Korea as well!
42673,"Reddit in general, I love you guys.",I love kind people like you!,I hope that means you love yourself 😌
42674,I love kind people like you!,I hope that means you love yourself 😌,Hmmm...
42675,"Reddit in general, I love you guys.","Hey I'm basically in the same mental state as you are!  
##**There are dozens of us!**",And we all love you ♥️
42676,"Hey I'm basically in the same mental state as you are!  
##**There are dozens of us!**",And we all love you ♥️,"
Love you too bae 💟😘🎅🎁"
42677,"Reddit in general, I love you guys.",Holy shit me and you are practically alike ,I am also a Smexy bear!
42678,Holy shit me and you are practically alike ,I am also a Smexy bear!,Lmfao
42679,"i'm sad, people of CasualConversation, tell me something good that happened to you today so i can steal other people's happiness &lt;3",I bought a pack starbursts out of a vending machine and got 2 packs instead,i'm most jealous of you out of everyone in this thread &lt;3
42680,I bought a pack starbursts out of a vending machine and got 2 packs instead,i'm most jealous of you out of everyone in this thread &lt;3,"I feel honored 😁 Also, I really enjoy your username"
42681,i'm most jealous of you out of everyone in this thread &lt;3,"I feel honored 😁 Also, I really enjoy your username","thank you, Chucky!!! &lt;3"
42682,"i'm sad, people of CasualConversation, tell me something good that happened to you today so i can steal other people's happiness &lt;3","I got 8/8 on a quiz in chem, which i suck at but its great",100%! so good! &lt;3
42683,"I got 8/8 on a quiz in chem, which i suck at but its great",100%! so good! &lt;3,Thank you! Its been a while since ive gotten a good grade in that class
42684,"Folks, tell me one random stuff about yourselves!",I was born without a thyroid gland. ,Aw.. no clue about that. Hope you are doing well. :)
42685,I was born without a thyroid gland. ,Aw.. no clue about that. Hope you are doing well. :),Thank you! I live a pretty normal life. 
42686,"Folks, tell me one random stuff about yourselves!","I'm listening to ""Red Cold River"" by Breaking Benjamin while I get ready for work ",Its always fun to wake up to a favorite song. Have a nice day! :)
42687,"I'm listening to ""Red Cold River"" by Breaking Benjamin while I get ready for work ",Its always fun to wake up to a favorite song. Have a nice day! :),It's actually 2:20 pm where I live but thanks! Lol 😅
42688,"Folks, tell me one random stuff about yourselves!",i have never been to burger King. there are about 20 of them in my city,"Lol! May be you should order from one, atleast."
42689,i have never been to burger King. there are about 20 of them in my city,"Lol! May be you should order from one, atleast.","i don't really see the point, my Donald's just looks way better"
42690,"Folks, tell me one random stuff about yourselves!",It’s 3:47 pm and I’ve already had my third meal of the day,That's a good random! ;)
42691,It’s 3:47 pm and I’ve already had my third meal of the day,That's a good random! ;),Thanks man :). I’m trying to get my weight up
42692,"Folks, tell me one random stuff about yourselves!","I'm so boring, I can't come up with any interesting stuff to tell anyone about.",How was your day today pal?
42693,"I'm so boring, I can't come up with any interesting stuff to tell anyone about.",How was your day today pal?,"Had a relaxing lazy day. I prefer days like those, so awesome ;) thanks!"
42694,How was your day today pal?,"Had a relaxing lazy day. I prefer days like those, so awesome ;) thanks!",srsly? what do you like to do on those days bud?
42695,I just got my first kiss today guys!,16 isnt late for the first kiss at all imo,**Conservative muslim society**
42696,16 isnt late for the first kiss at all imo,**Conservative muslim society**,Your point is...?
42697,**Conservative muslim society**,Your point is...?,**Conservative girls = no kissing/hugging**
42698,Your point is...?,**Conservative girls = no kissing/hugging**,"Yeah, I got that, but I still dont see your point."
42699,**Conservative girls = no kissing/hugging**,"Yeah, I got that, but I still dont see your point.","Allah hasn't blessed with the bless of foresight, it's okay my child"
42700,I just got my first kiss today guys!,"&gt;I'm 16 so i think this is a little late

You're kidding, right?",eu não estou atrasado ?
42701,"&gt;I'm 16 so i think this is a little late

You're kidding, right?",eu não estou atrasado ?,"Ah tá atrasado demais, o normal é por volta dos 10."
42702,eu não estou atrasado ?,"Ah tá atrasado demais, o normal é por volta dos 10.","normal no seu país
"
42703,"Ah tá atrasado demais, o normal é por volta dos 10.","normal no seu país
","Olha só, tu tá muito matreiro rapaz."
42704,"normal no seu país
","Olha só, tu tá muito matreiro rapaz.","porque ?
"
42705,"Olha só, tu tá muito matreiro rapaz.","porque ?
",Tu sabe português mesmo ou tá traduzindo?
42706,"porque ?
",Tu sabe português mesmo ou tá traduzindo?,"não muito, mas eu entendi essa frase

"
42707,Tu sabe português mesmo ou tá traduzindo?,"não muito, mas eu entendi essa frase

",Tendi.
42708,"não muito, mas eu entendi essa frase

",Tendi.,"minha culpa
"
42709,Tendi.,"minha culpa
",Porque é sua culpa?
42710,"minha culpa
",Porque é sua culpa?,"nada, tome cuidado
"
42711,Porque é sua culpa?,"nada, tome cuidado
",De boa mano. Abraço.
42712,"nada, tome cuidado
",De boa mano. Abraço.,"muito obrigado, irmão! :)"
42713,Give me a theme and I’ll write you a short poem,A brave woman willingly becomes an alien to gain power to avenge her lover.,"To give up her humanity,

To give up her life,

To change her anatomy,

To save her wife."
42714,A brave woman willingly becomes an alien to gain power to avenge her lover.,"To give up her humanity,

To give up her life,

To change her anatomy,

To save her wife.",W...wife? Lol didn’t see that coming. But it’s good. Thx!
42715,"To give up her humanity,

To give up her life,

To change her anatomy,

To save her wife.",W...wife? Lol didn’t see that coming. But it’s good. Thx!,"It’s not really political, it just rhymes"
42716,THANK YOU. This goes out to the people that reach out to their friends or family when they feel something is wrong.,I wish,✓ Seen 3:24pm
42717,I wish,✓ Seen 3:24pm,Don't do this to me
42718,What are the best tv theme songs?,The Muppet Show from the 70's/80's,I'm going to bingwatch these after work
42719,The Muppet Show from the 70's/80's,I'm going to bingwatch these after work,Enjoy.  Every show has its own unique opening.
42720,What are the best tv theme songs?,"Bojack horseman has an amazing intro song, The intro in general is great!",I think I watched one episode of that one. I'll have to give it another shot
42721,"Bojack horseman has an amazing intro song, The intro in general is great!",I think I watched one episode of that one. I'll have to give it another shot,It is really good. The first few are a bit different than the rest.
42722,I think I watched one episode of that one. I'll have to give it another shot,It is really good. The first few are a bit different than the rest.,"How so? If my memory serves me, it was just slow, and hard to follow. "
42723,Did ANYBODY have a good 2018?,DEFINITELY not me. Fuck this year. ,I totally feel you. We’ll have a pact to make sure 2019 is the best that it can be 
42724,DEFINITELY not me. Fuck this year. ,I totally feel you. We’ll have a pact to make sure 2019 is the best that it can be ,Do we have A Plan? 
42725,I totally feel you. We’ll have a pact to make sure 2019 is the best that it can be ,Do we have A Plan? ,nope 👉😎👉
42726,Do we have A Plan? ,nope 👉😎👉,zoop! 
42727,I honestly believe that everyone should spend atleast 10 minutes a day just listening to music and not doing anything else.,"I do it every day

At night I lay in bed text my friend and listen to music until like 3-4am",What time do you get up? 
42728,"I do it every day

At night I lay in bed text my friend and listen to music until like 3-4am",What time do you get up? ,At around 10.30-11am
42729,What time do you get up? ,At around 10.30-11am,Ahh sounds like my schedule senior year of college. 
42730,I've never felt so positive &amp; motivated to live my life to the fullest since crippling myself.,Thank you for my morning Joe. You definitely got me going.😁 Thanks for the share.,You're welcome ma'am! Have a beautiful day!
42731,Thank you for my morning Joe. You definitely got me going.😁 Thanks for the share.,You're welcome ma'am! Have a beautiful day!,You too.
42732,I've never felt so positive &amp; motivated to live my life to the fullest since crippling myself.,"&gt;  Oh my giddy aunt

I must know where this idiom comes from; it's adorable.",Jolly ol' United Kingdom! 
42733,"&gt;  Oh my giddy aunt

I must know where this idiom comes from; it's adorable.",Jolly ol' United Kingdom! ,"Thanks, mate!

From a filthy colonist, cheers to your health, and best of luck!"
42734,When I was 11 I learned fluent English thanks to Minecraft,Bruh same.,I got into English server and used Google translate until I could write English semi fluently
42735,Bruh same.,I got into English server and used Google translate until I could write English semi fluently,"That must have been really hard, all I did was sit around watching videos"
42736,When I was 11 I learned fluent English thanks to Minecraft,"That's pretty cool, man.

Ricky Martin learned English watching Mr. Rodger's neighborhood.",I don’t think I know who that is
42737,"That's pretty cool, man.

Ricky Martin learned English watching Mr. Rodger's neighborhood.",I don’t think I know who that is,Don't Google it. You're better off not knowing.
42738,I don’t think I know who that is,Don't Google it. You're better off not knowing.,I shall take your advice stranger on the internet 
42739,"Reddit, kindly fuck off with your redesign. Every day I'm clicking 'Opt-out of redesign' and you kindly forget","I use RES, which seems to keep it at bay.",RES works for me flawlessly too ..
42740,"I use RES, which seems to keep it at bay.",RES works for me flawlessly too ..,RES makes a huge difference
42741,RES works for me flawlessly too ..,RES makes a huge difference,huge ..
42742,"Reddit, kindly fuck off with your redesign. Every day I'm clicking 'Opt-out of redesign' and you kindly forget",It’s fucking awful. At least mobile hasn’t changed. ,Who the hell uses Reddit mobile? I still use desktop Reddit on my phone. 
42743,It’s fucking awful. At least mobile hasn’t changed. ,Who the hell uses Reddit mobile? I still use desktop Reddit on my phone. ,It was whatever the remnant that Alien Blue became. 
42744,It’s fucking awful. At least mobile hasn’t changed. ,Who the hell uses Reddit mobile? I still use desktop Reddit on my phone. ,This guy in my calculus class 
42745,It’s fucking awful. At least mobile hasn’t changed. ,Who the hell uses Reddit mobile? I still use desktop Reddit on my phone. ,"no one uses the official app or the mobile website, that's why.

"
42746,I woke up to a 7.0 magnitude earthquake this morning,Did you die?,"Currently, while dealing with these aftershocks 👌🏻 I can’t sleep because of them, ugh"
42747,Did you die?,"Currently, while dealing with these aftershocks 👌🏻 I can’t sleep because of them, ugh",Hope things get better man.
42748,Give me a song and I'll rate it 0/10,#Bitch lasagna ,No meme that song actually is catchy af
42749,#Bitch lasagna ,No meme that song actually is catchy af,I know bruh
42750,Give me a song and I'll rate it 0/10,New Radicals- Get what you give,Such a good song imo 👌
42751,New Radicals- Get what you give,Such a good song imo 👌,Gotta love the late 90s
42752,Give me a song and I'll rate it 0/10,That's That - MF DOOM,Really good 8/10
42753,That's That - MF DOOM,Really good 8/10,Glad u liked it
42754,Give me a song and I'll rate it 0/10,Opeth - Face of Melinda ,10/10
42755,Opeth - Face of Melinda ,10/10,Haha I'm guessing you're already an opeth fan
42756,10/10,Haha I'm guessing you're already an opeth fan,"No, never listened to them before! I'll certainly be checking out their albums"
42757,Haha I'm guessing you're already an opeth fan,"No, never listened to them before! I'll certainly be checking out their albums","oh, cool. Blackwater Park is probably a good place to start."
42758,Give me a song and I'll rate it 0/10,"Last to know, three days grace.",5/10
42759,"Last to know, three days grace.",5/10,;-;
42760,Give me a song and I'll rate it 0/10,Silent Lucidity - Queensryche,Love Queensryche .. have you tried .. King's X?
42761,Silent Lucidity - Queensryche,Love Queensryche .. have you tried .. King's X?,"Not yet, on my way now!"
42762,What are the best condiments that you should put on a Burger?,And they do mayo/siracha now too. That would be great on a burger.,That does sound pretty tasty! Yeah normal Sriracha seems a bit too strong for me
42763,And they do mayo/siracha now too. That would be great on a burger.,That does sound pretty tasty! Yeah normal Sriracha seems a bit too strong for me,Siracha is entry level stuff 
42764,That does sound pretty tasty! Yeah normal Sriracha seems a bit too strong for me,Siracha is entry level stuff ,"Haha, what's the next level above that? :)"
42765,What are the best condiments that you should put on a Burger?,Fried egg is my hands Down favorite ,Is it like sort of runny? Didn't know this was a thing! Is it really messy to eat?
42766,Fried egg is my hands Down favorite ,Is it like sort of runny? Didn't know this was a thing! Is it really messy to eat?,A little bc the yolk is left runny but it makes it yummy 
42767,What are the best condiments that you should put on a Burger?,Not really a condiment but definitely peanut butter and/or marshmallows,Nooo way... is this a thing?? Does it taste good?? 
42768,Not really a condiment but definitely peanut butter and/or marshmallows,Nooo way... is this a thing?? Does it taste good?? ,"It's great. I think it's a thing, I learnt it from one of those weird food combo threads"
42769,Taco Bell is spreading here in the UK so I decided to see if the joke about it destroying your insides was true. Myth confirmed.,I'm sure it'll be the first of many! lol Taco Bell is great!,"My bowls’re telling me no, but my tongue, my tongue is telling me yes. "
42770,I'm sure it'll be the first of many! lol Taco Bell is great!,"My bowls’re telling me no, but my tongue, my tongue is telling me yes. ",Where is this Taco Bell? 
42771,"My bowls’re telling me no, but my tongue, my tongue is telling me yes. ",Where is this Taco Bell? ,I definitely saw one when I was in Manchester last November.
42772,I'm sure it'll be the first of many! lol Taco Bell is great!,"My bowls’re telling me no, but my tongue, my tongue is telling me yes. ",Ye- ehh-eeesssss
42773,Taco Bell is spreading here in the UK so I decided to see if the joke about it destroying your insides was true. Myth confirmed.,I still find it an exaggeration. I don't think I've ever had Taco Bell work as a laxative.,"Try harder.  Gotta pump up that ""cheese"" intake there too."
42774,I still find it an exaggeration. I don't think I've ever had Taco Bell work as a laxative.,"Try harder.  Gotta pump up that ""cheese"" intake there too.",Ugh I can eat the shredded cheese but not the cheese goo. I can't even palette it.
42775,Taco Bell is spreading here in the UK so I decided to see if the joke about it destroying your insides was true. Myth confirmed.,&lt;Laughs in Indian&gt;,&lt;violently shits in English&gt;
42776,&lt;Laughs in Indian&gt;,&lt;violently shits in English&gt;,"""GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"""
42777,Taco Bell is spreading here in the UK so I decided to see if the joke about it destroying your insides was true. Myth confirmed.,have you tried KFC my friend?,Dude it's all about Popeye's. Biscuits and chicken? So horribly addicting despite the salt. 
42778,have you tried KFC my friend?,Dude it's all about Popeye's. Biscuits and chicken? So horribly addicting despite the salt. ,No Popeye's in the UK AFAIK. KFC isn't the same over there either.
42779,Taco Bell is spreading here in the UK so I decided to see if the joke about it destroying your insides was true. Myth confirmed.,Wait wait wait... How long has there been Taco Bell in the UK?? ,I’m sorry! There are 2 near me!
42780,Wait wait wait... How long has there been Taco Bell in the UK?? ,I’m sorry! There are 2 near me!,Do you.happen to be near an American air base?
42781,What movies do you have to stop and watch when flipping through channels?,"Pearl Habour

Armageddon

Like seriously stupid but guilty pleasures.",The sound track alone is worth a watch! I agree those are great. :-)
42782,"Pearl Habour

Armageddon

Like seriously stupid but guilty pleasures.",The sound track alone is worth a watch! I agree those are great. :-),I'll watch anything with Kate Beckinsale in it.
42783,The sound track alone is worth a watch! I agree those are great. :-),I'll watch anything with Kate Beckinsale in it.,Yes she is great
42784,What movies do you have to stop and watch when flipping through channels?,I always stop to watch Good Will Hunting. ,That is one that I always mean to watch someday. I do love Robin Williams.
42785,I always stop to watch Good Will Hunting. ,That is one that I always mean to watch someday. I do love Robin Williams.,You definitely should! It’s one of my all-time favourite movies. 
42786,That is one that I always mean to watch someday. I do love Robin Williams.,You definitely should! It’s one of my all-time favourite movies. ,Maybe this weekend I can squeeze it in. 
42787,"Y'all ever like a post or comment solely to make it even? Like, 599 to 600?",YES!!!!,ayeee
42788,YES!!!!,ayeee,Downvoted you from 11 to 10. I like it a lot more that way around
42789,YES!!!!,ayeee,"You were down to 9, brought you to 10. I'm satisfied with my work. "
42790,"Y'all ever like a post or comment solely to make it even? Like, 599 to 600?",Nope. ,"REEEEEEEEE

jk lol I figured not everyone did! hahaha"
42791,Nope. ,"REEEEEEEEE

jk lol I figured not everyone did! hahaha","To each their own, i just don't care but thats my flaw."
42792,"Y'all ever like a post or comment solely to make it even? Like, 599 to 600?","I always do that, it makes you feel organized.",yesss
42793,"I always do that, it makes you feel organized.",yesss,I can’t even mess up the 20 karma happening here.
42794,"I always do that, it makes you feel organized.",yesss,i just upvoted this to 60 can confirm the need to even out is real
42795,"I always do that, it makes you feel organized.",yesss,I downvoted yours to make it 69
42796,"Y'all ever like a post or comment solely to make it even? Like, 599 to 600?","Hmm, what happens when someone got to 600 first? Your comment would be the 601. ","it doesn't refresh that fast, so I wouldn't see it!"
42797,"Hmm, what happens when someone got to 600 first? Your comment would be the 601. ","it doesn't refresh that fast, so I wouldn't see it!",What if I told you your comment is guaranteed to be the 601 even before you post?
42798,"Y'all ever like a post or comment solely to make it even? Like, 599 to 600?","If it’s at 665, I have to.",mine is like lawful good and yours chaotic good lol
42799,"If it’s at 665, I have to.",mine is like lawful good and yours chaotic good lol,"Parenthesis

Exponents

Multiplication 

Division

Addition

Subtraction

**Wait what???**"
42800,mine is like lawful good and yours chaotic good lol,"Parenthesis

Exponents

Multiplication 

Division

Addition

Subtraction

**Wait what???**",s a d m e p
42801,"Parenthesis

Exponents

Multiplication 

Division

Addition

Subtraction

**Wait what???**",s a d m e p,I don’t even play D&amp;D can you explain what PEMDAS means in that context
42802,s a d m e p,I don’t even play D&amp;D can you explain what PEMDAS means in that context,What
42803,s a d m e p,I don’t even play D&amp;D can you explain what PEMDAS means in that context,"Paladin

Elf

Manticore

Dragon

Arcane Archer

Succubus"
42804,I don’t even play D&amp;D can you explain what PEMDAS means in that context,"Paladin

Elf

Manticore

Dragon

Arcane Archer

Succubus",Holy shit I AM LOST in the culture 
42805,"If it’s at 665, I have to.",mine is like lawful good and yours chaotic good lol,Saw your comment at 59 upvotes and made it 60! Heck yeah!
42806,"If it’s at 665, I have to.",mine is like lawful good and yours chaotic good lol,I bumped this comment from 99 to 100. Feels right for a post like this.
42807,"Y'all ever like a post or comment solely to make it even? Like, 599 to 600?","If it’s at 665, I have to.","I was so close to liking a post, then saw it as at 666"
42808,"If it’s at 665, I have to.","I was so close to liking a post, then saw it as at 666",Even more reason!
42809,"Y'all ever like a post or comment solely to make it even? Like, 599 to 600?",I upvoted this from 29 to 30 just for you.,thank you for your service 🙏
42810,I upvoted this from 29 to 30 just for you.,thank you for your service 🙏,I downvoted from 641 to 640. I'm sorry.
42811,thank you for your service 🙏,I downvoted from 641 to 640. I'm sorry.,of course! thank you as well :)
42812,"Y'all ever like a post or comment solely to make it even? Like, 599 to 600?",I upvoted this from 29 to 30 just for you.,I upvoted 9 to 10 just for you. 
42813,I upvoted this from 29 to 30 just for you.,I upvoted 9 to 10 just for you. ,"Then you made the first milestone, back when this was a young post. What fond memories!"
42814,"Y'all ever like a post or comment solely to make it even? Like, 599 to 600?",I do the opposite. I like to upvote to make it odd-numbered...,* gasp * dear neptune...
42815,I do the opposite. I like to upvote to make it odd-numbered...,* gasp * dear neptune...,"I'm like the Joker to your Batman, or something!"
42816,* gasp * dear neptune...,"I'm like the Joker to your Batman, or something!",indeed 😂
42817,"Y'all ever like a post or comment solely to make it even? Like, 599 to 600?","ok WHOM keeps downvoting so that it goes back to the 69?? 

u trynna torture me or sum???",I upped it so you can be at 2069
42818,"ok WHOM keeps downvoting so that it goes back to the 69?? 

u trynna torture me or sum???",I upped it so you can be at 2069,aaaaaaa don't! 😂
42819,"Y'all ever like a post or comment solely to make it even? Like, 599 to 600?","ok WHOM keeps downvoting so that it goes back to the 69?? 

u trynna torture me or sum???",Upvoted to a nice round 20
42820,"ok WHOM keeps downvoting so that it goes back to the 69?? 

u trynna torture me or sum???",Upvoted to a nice round 20,"it be like that, but thank you haha"
42821,"Y'all ever like a post or comment solely to make it even? Like, 599 to 600?",Will always and forever upvote 68. Always. ,"Although I am a bit conflicted, I gotta: 69 --&gt; 70"
42822,Will always and forever upvote 68. Always. ,"Although I am a bit conflicted, I gotta: 69 --&gt; 70",At which point i down vote. Hazard of the job.
42823,"Although I am a bit conflicted, I gotta: 69 --&gt; 70",At which point i down vote. Hazard of the job.,ahahaha
42824,"Y'all ever like a post or comment solely to make it even? Like, 599 to 600?","I do it every time I see something or someone with a 666 karma. I’m superstitious, I guess. ",doing the Lord's work
42825,"I do it every time I see something or someone with a 666 karma. I’m superstitious, I guess. ",doing the Lord's work,😂😂😂
42826,"Y'all ever like a post or comment solely to make it even? Like, 599 to 600?",saw this post had 99 comments.,I got the 10!!
42827,saw this post had 99 comments.,I got the 10!!,Comment is now at 201. We have the responsibility to bring this up to 300 now..
42828,"Y'all ever like a post or comment solely to make it even? Like, 599 to 600?",Only if it's at 618,aaaa I don't know this reference. *googles it furiously*
42829,Only if it's at 618,aaaa I don't know this reference. *googles it furiously*,Did you figure it out yet? 
42830,aaaa I don't know this reference. *googles it furiously*,Did you figure it out yet? ,"Oh yeah, I looked it up hahaha"
42831,"Y'all ever like a post or comment solely to make it even? Like, 599 to 600?","All. The. Time.

I have also felt trapped when I couldn't upvote something because it was at 69.","I just have to do it, can't resist. Even if it means betraying the meme. "
42832,"All. The. Time.

I have also felt trapped when I couldn't upvote something because it was at 69.","I just have to do it, can't resist. Even if it means betraying the meme. ","You are stronger than I. The meme has me. Unless the post is turbo good, I guess."
42833,"Y'all ever like a post or comment solely to make it even? Like, 599 to 600?",Now I want to follow all of OPs comments and make them uneven ,u mean odd?
42834,Now I want to follow all of OPs comments and make them uneven ,u mean odd?,How do you feel about increments of 5?
42835,One of My Hobbies is Collecting &amp; Organizing Useful Websites. Please Help Me Indulge. What Are Your Favorites?,Radioooooo.com,Oh yeah. I love 80s America and UK
42836,Radioooooo.com,Oh yeah. I love 80s America and UK,"I love America! The band, not the country."
42837,One of My Hobbies is Collecting &amp; Organizing Useful Websites. Please Help Me Indulge. What Are Your Favorites?,Lol nice try Buzzfeed! ,"We ran out of ideas for top 10 lists and celebrity gossip. Come on man, help us out! /s"
42838,Lol nice try Buzzfeed! ,"We ran out of ideas for top 10 lists and celebrity gossip. Come on man, help us out! /s",Top 10 ways to keep the power on in your office building!
42839,One of My Hobbies is Collecting &amp; Organizing Useful Websites. Please Help Me Indulge. What Are Your Favorites?,Marking for later.,"You can just press ""Save."""
42840,Marking for later.,"You can just press ""Save.""",TIL! Thanks!
42841,Does anyone else use fairly uncommon words during a conversation (e.g. pertinent) and immediately second guess if you are actually using that word correctly?,It's cool using ubiquitous,'s shame the word itself is not more ubiquitous
42842,It's cool using ubiquitous,'s shame the word itself is not more ubiquitous,Yeet 
42843,Does anyone else use fairly uncommon words during a conversation (e.g. pertinent) and immediately second guess if you are actually using that word correctly?,Like Michael Scott?,Can I hear that used in a sentence please?
42844,Like Michael Scott?,Can I hear that used in a sentence please?,"I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
42845,Can I hear that used in a sentence please?,"I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.",Ohh! New words
42846,I’m sat in a pub alone after being stood up by four friends and I want to talk to someone so I buy a lemonade instead of another beer.,Hello!!!!,Hey there :) how’s the flame head Kev?
42847,Hello!!!!,Hey there :) how’s the flame head Kev?,"It's useful this time of year, keeps me nice and toast.
How you doin'?"
42848,I’m sat in a pub alone after being stood up by four friends and I want to talk to someone so I buy a lemonade instead of another beer.,If they got some good fried chicken or chips go for it,"Are you using ""chips"" in the British sense, or the American one? "
42849,If they got some good fried chicken or chips go for it,"Are you using ""chips"" in the British sense, or the American one? ","British. OP said they're in the UK. 
"
42850,"Are you using ""chips"" in the British sense, or the American one? ","British. OP said they're in the UK. 
","Dang, didn't see that."
42851,I’m sat in a pub alone after being stood up by four friends and I want to talk to someone so I buy a lemonade instead of another beer.,Have you ever had peach lemonade!?,Strawberry lemonade is where it's at ;)
42852,Have you ever had peach lemonade!?,Strawberry lemonade is where it's at ;),I don’t disclemonate
42853,I'm adopting two cats tomorrow!!!,"Don’t keep loose ribbon or string around.   They’ll eat it. 
Learned this the hard way.  ",Oops. I'll be careful about that! 
42854,"Don’t keep loose ribbon or string around.   They’ll eat it. 
Learned this the hard way.  ",Oops. I'll be careful about that! ,Also plastic! Mine love plastic. And bottle caps are their favorite toys. I have weird cats. 
42855,Oops. I'll be careful about that! ,Also plastic! Mine love plastic. And bottle caps are their favorite toys. I have weird cats. ,"It's safe to let them play with bottle caps, right? "
42856,Also plastic! Mine love plastic. And bottle caps are their favorite toys. I have weird cats. ,"It's safe to let them play with bottle caps, right? ",Oh yes! I was just saying that was a weird thing my cat’s love :) 
42857,Oops. I'll be careful about that! ,Also plastic! Mine love plastic. And bottle caps are their favorite toys. I have weird cats. ,My cat licks plastic bags. My cat is weirder
42858,Also plastic! Mine love plastic. And bottle caps are their favorite toys. I have weird cats. ,My cat licks plastic bags. My cat is weirder,Haha my cat licks baby wipes and I'm not sure why
42859,I'm adopting two cats tomorrow!!!,Don’t let them eat floss or they will need a 3 grand surgery.,"Dang.

Like, dental floss? "
42860,Don’t let them eat floss or they will need a 3 grand surgery.,"Dang.

Like, dental floss? ",Yup
42861,"To the girl in the community college cafeteria, I totally just saw you hit yourself in the face and laugh.",Lure her with baked goods. You got dis.,"Or phone, has confirmed pulled on it hard enough to harm herself at least once. "
42862,Lure her with baked goods. You got dis.,"Or phone, has confirmed pulled on it hard enough to harm herself at least once. ","You made me laugh in the middle of class, take your damn upvote."
42863,Lure her with baked goods. You got dis.,"Or phone, has confirmed pulled on it hard enough to harm herself at least once. ","""Hey, my phone is stuck, can you help me get it loose?"""
42864,"To the girl in the community college cafeteria, I totally just saw you hit yourself in the face and laugh.",Lure her with baked goods. You got dis.,Build her a cake
42865,Lure her with baked goods. You got dis.,Build her a cake,catch her a delicious bass
42866,"To the girl in the community college cafeteria, I totally just saw you hit yourself in the face and laugh.",Lure her with baked goods. You got dis.,Cupcakes and condoms
42867,Lure her with baked goods. You got dis.,Cupcakes and condoms,That way you don't get any CTD's
42868,"To the girl in the community college cafeteria, I totally just saw you hit yourself in the face and laugh.",I’m having a hard time picturing why/how a phone would be caught on something ,Pop socket maybe. Mine gets caught on things sometimes 
42869,I’m having a hard time picturing why/how a phone would be caught on something ,Pop socket maybe. Mine gets caught on things sometimes ,I think it may have been that
42870,"To the girl in the community college cafeteria, I totally just saw you hit yourself in the face and laugh.","Dude, talk to her, seriously, it won't kill you",Talk about missed opportunities with that ice breaker...
42871,"Dude, talk to her, seriously, it won't kill you",Talk about missed opportunities with that ice breaker...,OP is a lady with a Fiance
42872,Talk about missed opportunities with that ice breaker...,OP is a lady with a Fiance,As always. &lt;sigh&gt;
42873,"Dude, talk to her, seriously, it won't kill you",Talk about missed opportunities with that ice breaker...,"""Haha I talked about you with a bunch of strangers the other day. Ok bye.""

""....?"""
42874,"To the girl in the community college cafeteria, I totally just saw you hit yourself in the face and laugh.",So did you talk to her? ,"No, i just let her be."
42875,So did you talk to her? ,"No, i just let her be.",Too bad man! 
42876,"To the girl in the community college cafeteria, I totally just saw you hit yourself in the face and laugh.",r/havewemet,wait isn't that the sub for the fictional town where everyone pretends they know each other?
42877,r/havewemet,wait isn't that the sub for the fictional town where everyone pretends they know each other?,I think I found my new favorite sub 
42878,"To the girl in the community college cafeteria, I totally just saw you hit yourself in the face and laugh.",Smash bruh what are u waiting for,This
42879,Smash bruh what are u waiting for,This,That
42880,This,That,The other
42881,That,The other,Those
42882,What are you doing/avoiding rn?,I'm up at 2:20 am really high listening to my favorite album while it pours outside. Very cozy,What album? I love the rain so much
42883,I'm up at 2:20 am really high listening to my favorite album while it pours outside. Very cozy,What album? I love the rain so much,Sound of Madness by Shinedown :)
42884,What are you doing/avoiding rn?,I don’t want to start work.🙃,What will you do when you get off??
42885,I don’t want to start work.🙃,What will you do when you get off??,I’m going to the gym and then hopefully relaxing☺️
42886,What are you doing/avoiding rn?,Waiting around for class to start.,Hope it was a good one!
42887,Waiting around for class to start.,Hope it was a good one!,Still in it! 2:30 to 8:00 anatomy class. Fuck
42888,Hope it was a good one!,Still in it! 2:30 to 8:00 anatomy class. Fuck,Do they let you bring dinner??
42889,My boyfriend is helping my mom make mashed potatoes for me right now.,He's not just a boyfriend. That's a *partner* 😍,For sure! He is so caring and I couldn’t be luckier 
42890,He's not just a boyfriend. That's a *partner* 😍,For sure! He is so caring and I couldn’t be luckier ,And he knows what a potato is
42891,For sure! He is so caring and I couldn’t be luckier ,And he knows what a potato is,Fucking terrible 😂
42892,My boyfriend is helping my mom make mashed potatoes for me right now.,This is so wholesome. Where can I get a boyfriend like that?,Sigh....
42893,This is so wholesome. Where can I get a boyfriend like that?,Sigh....,Check the friend zone am I right ladies? /s 
42894,Sigh....,Check the friend zone am I right ladies? /s ,You get the cake
42895,Who/what do you come here for?,"I come here to... to... um...

Actually, I don't really know. ","Let's be honest here. You come to talk to me
"
42896,"I come here to... to... um...

Actually, I don't really know. ","Let's be honest here. You come to talk to me
","I think I just talk, I don't say anything, I just talk into this infernal void."
42897,Looking for an old friend...,I know who I am.,Condensed milk! 😂
42898,I know who I am.,Condensed milk! 😂,Is that him ? 
42899,Condensed milk! 😂,Is that him ? ,Not that I know of. 
42900,Is that him ? ,Not that I know of. ,Could be though.
42901,Looking for an old friend...,Yo what's up,dawg
42902,Yo what's up,dawg,Don't
42903,dawg,Don't,Why not tho?
42904,Looking for an old friend...,I'd love to talk to you too. Or anyone...,What’s your sport?
42905,I'd love to talk to you too. Or anyone...,What’s your sport?,Horse riding. 
42906,What’s your sport?,Horse riding. ,You aren't him!...... but cool :) I hope I can learn to ride a horse one day
42907,Looking for an old friend...,Remember when you were young? ,You shone like the sun 
42908,Remember when you were young? ,You shone like the sun ,Did you find your friend?
42909,You shone like the sun ,Did you find your friend?,"Yes, I did. Thank you :)"
42910,Did you find your friend?,"Yes, I did. Thank you :)","You should definitely share the story here then, I'd love to hear it!"
42911,What's your weird hobby?,"What about asking random people on the internet questions? That counts, right? 😁",Definitely counts 😆 any questions for me?
42912,"What about asking random people on the internet questions? That counts, right? 😁",Definitely counts 😆 any questions for me?,Not right now... I'll think about it. Don't want them to be too generic. 
42913,I've got something for you.,Hey friend :),"Howdy pal :)

What is something you can give someone that isn't a physical object?"
42914,Hey friend :),"Howdy pal :)

What is something you can give someone that isn't a physical object?",Love!! :) Never too much of it in the world
42915,I've got something for you.,What do I get? ,Some free research! What do you want to know about?
42916,What do I get? ,Some free research! What do you want to know about?,The optimal number of hugs per day.
42917,I love when people reply to a comment I write or a post I make. It makes me feel like I have a community.,Hi!,Hi! How was your day?
42918,Hi!,Hi! How was your day?,Good! Had a nice walk at lunchtime. You?
42919,"Comment and I'll compliment you, or say something supportive :)",Am I too late?,"No, of course not! How are you? :3"
42920,Am I too late?,"No, of course not! How are you? :3","Wow, you're quick! Where are you from? :)"
42921,"No, of course not! How are you? :3","Wow, you're quick! Where are you from? :)",Candyland! :3
42922,Met up with a Redditor for a beer. Didn't get raped or murdered. Win.,"Yeah man, it was a good time. Way too much calamari though. ","&gt; Way too much calamari though.

Omg did you actually finish that after?! Oy."
42923,"Yeah man, it was a good time. Way too much calamari though. ","&gt; Way too much calamari though.

Omg did you actually finish that after?! Oy.",Is this the actual redditor? This story is awesome!
42924,"&gt; Way too much calamari though.

Omg did you actually finish that after?! Oy.",Is this the actual redditor? This story is awesome!,Yes. Also *whispers* ^^he's ^^stalking ^^my ^^post ^^history!
42925,Is this the actual redditor? This story is awesome!,Yes. Also *whispers* ^^he's ^^stalking ^^my ^^post ^^history!,"That’s not all he’s stalking!  Look out your window...

 (˵ ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉˵)ᓄ✂"
42926,Struggling with quitting addictions,Hi lol,Hows your day 
42927,Hi lol,Hows your day ,Weird. How was your day? 
42928,Hows your day ,Weird. How was your day? ,The best part of my day was having a coffee in the morning. My days been slow 
42929,Weird. How was your day? ,The best part of my day was having a coffee in the morning. My days been slow ,Why do you drink coffee? 
42930,The best part of my day was having a coffee in the morning. My days been slow ,Why do you drink coffee? ,"For the taste, but also because i feel talented being able to make my own. "
42931,Hows your day ,Weird. How was your day? ,What did you do today?
42932,Weird. How was your day? ,What did you do today?,Introspected 
42933,What did you do today?,Introspected ,Can to share a thought?
42934,Introspected ,Can to share a thought?,You sound like my coworker I recently met that I have a crush on. 
42935,Can to share a thought?,You sound like my coworker I recently met that I have a crush on. ,Interesting 🤔
42936,You wake up one day and you are the opposite gender. What are some of the first things you will do?,Play with my boobs obviously,What if your new body doesn’t have any?
42937,Play with my boobs obviously,What if your new body doesn’t have any?,Get brest implants and play with them ;)
42938,What if your new body doesn’t have any?,Get brest implants and play with them ;),Or just get fat
42939,What if your new body doesn’t have any?,Get brest implants and play with them ;),What if your new body is poor? 
42940,Get brest implants and play with them ;),What if your new body is poor? ,I'll stuff some socks in my bra and play with my honkers ;))
42941,What if your new body is poor? ,I'll stuff some socks in my bra and play with my honkers ;)),You can do that now.
42942,What if your new body doesn’t have any?,Get brest implants and play with them ;),"You can do that now, you know..."
42943,You wake up one day and you are the opposite gender. What are some of the first things you will do?,See what the big fuss about jerking off is.,It’s not so much about jerking off as it is about going 12 hours without doing it
42944,See what the big fuss about jerking off is.,It’s not so much about jerking off as it is about going 12 hours without doing it,He is really truly correct
42945,See what the big fuss about jerking off is.,It’s not so much about jerking off as it is about going 12 hours without doing it,You whent twelve hours?? Duuuude! 
42946,It’s not so much about jerking off as it is about going 12 hours without doing it,You whent twelve hours?? Duuuude! ,No Nut Morning is hell.
42947,See what the big fuss about jerking off is.,It’s not so much about jerking off as it is about going 12 hours without doing it,yeah that about sums it up
42948,You wake up one day and you are the opposite gender. What are some of the first things you will do?,Well magic exists. So I guess I'd start going to church. ,But how do you know which religion to follow then?
42949,Well magic exists. So I guess I'd start going to church. ,But how do you know which religion to follow then?,All of them
42950,You wake up one day and you are the opposite gender. What are some of the first things you will do?,"Warn tf out of my parents and call in sick at school
",Also become a lesbian? 
42951,"Warn tf out of my parents and call in sick at school
",Also become a lesbian? ,"Nah dude, I'm not the parent commenter but I'd totally still be straight/bi. 

"
42952,"Warn tf out of my parents and call in sick at school
",Also become a lesbian? ,I'd still be straight if you ask.
42953,You wake up one day and you are the opposite gender. What are some of the first things you will do?,Go pee. No matter what sex you wake up as your going to use the bathroom. ,Pee standing up. That's what I would do.
42954,Go pee. No matter what sex you wake up as your going to use the bathroom. ,Pee standing up. That's what I would do.,Yaaaaaasssssss...
42955,Pee standing up. That's what I would do.,Yaaaaaasssssss...,Technically you can probably do that now. 
42956,Go pee. No matter what sex you wake up as your going to use the bathroom. ,Pee standing up. That's what I would do.,Wake up with an erection and try to pee :)
42957,You wake up one day and you are the opposite gender. What are some of the first things you will do?,Find out if women can really suck on their own nipples ,They can.
42958,Find out if women can really suck on their own nipples ,They can.,If the boobs are big enough. 
42959,You wake up one day and you are the opposite gender. What are some of the first things you will do?,Panic a lot. Then masturbate.,With what?
42960,Panic a lot. Then masturbate.,With what?,My fingers probably.
42961,You wake up one day and you are the opposite gender. What are some of the first things you will do?,Panic a lot. Then masturbate.,What gender would you be in that scenario?
42962,Panic a lot. Then masturbate.,What gender would you be in that scenario?,A female
42963,You wake up one day and you are the opposite gender. What are some of the first things you will do?,Talk to my ex so she will be able to love me again.,What do you mean by this?
42964,Talk to my ex so she will be able to love me again.,What do you mean by this?,After 3 years she realized shes not into men as much 
42965,You wake up one day and you are the opposite gender. What are some of the first things you will do?,Try to get a blowjob from my wife and then penetrate her with my now real dick,But would she let you considering shes lesbian would she?......
42966,Try to get a blowjob from my wife and then penetrate her with my now real dick,But would she let you considering shes lesbian would she?......,"She has her share of men...if she knew it is me, she would want to"
42967,You wake up one day and you are the opposite gender. What are some of the first things you will do?,"Lift up my shirt in disbelief.

Probably be very happy.",r/egg_irl
42968,"Lift up my shirt in disbelief.

Probably be very happy.",r/egg_irl,"Oh, honey. Like I need more reasons to want to kill myself."
42969,r/egg_irl,"Oh, honey. Like I need more reasons to want to kill myself.",Sorry 
42970,You wake up one day and you are the opposite gender. What are some of the first things you will do?,Google the nearest lesbian bar. ,So your sexual orientation wouldn’t change even if you changed gender?
42971,Google the nearest lesbian bar. ,So your sexual orientation wouldn’t change even if you changed gender?,Are you kidding me? I can finally live the ultimate male fantasy. 
42972,You wake up one day and you are the opposite gender. What are some of the first things you will do?,"I’ll answer your question with a question - how big are my boobs?

(I’m a male)","Are you male in that scenario, or are you actually a male?"
42973,"I’ll answer your question with a question - how big are my boobs?

(I’m a male)","Are you male in that scenario, or are you actually a male?","I’m actually a male, would be female in this scenario"
42974,My boyfriend's mom likes me and it makes me really happy,"Aww, that’s nice! ",Thanks! It's a nice feeling :-)
42975,"Aww, that’s nice! ",Thanks! It's a nice feeling :-),"Nothing better than passing the mom vetting ! Good for you for passing the mom test part one , "
42976,My boyfriend's mom likes me and it makes me really happy,"As they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer... ",oh god oh f**k oh no
42977,"As they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer... ",oh god oh f**k oh no,"This is the internet, you can swear. "
42978,oh god oh f**k oh no,"This is the internet, you can swear. ","oh god is enough swearing for a gay. 


don't take lord's name in your mouth."
42979,"This is the internet, you can swear. ","oh god is enough swearing for a gay. 


don't take lord's name in your mouth.",Lol people are taking you seriously. 
42980,"This is the internet, you can swear. ","oh god is enough swearing for a gay. 


don't take lord's name in your mouth.",best typo
42981,"As they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer... ",oh god oh f**k oh no,I hope you like your xmas present.... *dagger to the liver*
42982,oh god oh f**k oh no,I hope you like your xmas present.... *dagger to the liver*,one can only hope
42983,I hope you like your xmas present.... *dagger to the liver*,one can only hope,Is her name Roose Bolton by any chance?
42984,one can only hope,Is her name Roose Bolton by any chance?,"uhh no, sorry "
42985,oh god oh f**k oh no,I hope you like your xmas present.... *dagger to the liver*,The Lannisters send their regards. 
42986,"As they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer... ",oh god oh f**k oh no,Prob the best reaction I seen all day.
42987,"As they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer... ",oh god oh f**k oh no,RUN FOR THE HILLS
42988,"As they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer... ",oh god oh f**k oh no,get out
42989,"As they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer... ",oh god oh f**k oh no,"Watch out, in that gift there’s a dead puppy or something"
42990,"As they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer... ",oh god oh f**k oh no,It's a bomb dont open it....
42991,My boyfriend's mom likes me and it makes me really happy,Back when I was 15 I would go to my ex's house just to play risk with her father,best board game man
42992,Back when I was 15 I would go to my ex's house just to play risk with her father,best board game man,Better than Stratego?!
42993,My boyfriend's mom likes me and it makes me really happy,What did she get you?,idk it’s not christmas yet 
42994,What did she get you?,idk it’s not christmas yet ,You would be correct *facepalms*
42995,idk it’s not christmas yet ,You would be correct *facepalms*,Normally I’d make fun of this but this was such a wholesome story and interaction.
42996,"Hey Reddit, how's life?",Life is looking up grandma. ,Ahahaha I'm 26.... Just old at heart
42997,Life is looking up grandma. ,Ahahaha I'm 26.... Just old at heart,Go dancing or play bingo then 
42998,Ahahaha I'm 26.... Just old at heart,Go dancing or play bingo then ,"If they are my only options, can I not just be kidnapped and murdered?"
42999,Go dancing or play bingo then ,"If they are my only options, can I not just be kidnapped and murdered?","Good point, you can always get lucky with those options! "
43000,"If they are my only options, can I not just be kidnapped and murdered?","Good point, you can always get lucky with those options! ",;)
43001,"Hey Reddit, how's life?",Proud of you for getting things done today,Thanks dude. I even had my hair cut and got a coat that actually fits me for once!
43002,Proud of you for getting things done today,Thanks dude. I even had my hair cut and got a coat that actually fits me for once!,Hell yeah! Self love can make a huge impact on your day! That's awesome
43003,"Hey Reddit, how's life?",Proud of you for getting things done today,This is what millennial culture of everyone is a winner results in... 😂
43004,Proud of you for getting things done today,This is what millennial culture of everyone is a winner results in... 😂,Lol right
43005,Playing guitar,Some of the most well known songs are based around 2 or 3 chords just saying. ,Everybody keeps mentioning that. Is keeping chords simple the art to playing guitar well?
43006,Some of the most well known songs are based around 2 or 3 chords just saying. ,Everybody keeps mentioning that. Is keeping chords simple the art to playing guitar well?,Hmm I think it shows that you don't need much to make something really special.
43007,I’m so bored! Tell me about yourself,I'm only human. ,That’s exactly what a robot would say 
43008,I'm only human. ,That’s exactly what a robot would say ,"Oh no, my secret is out. "
43009,That’s exactly what a robot would say ,"Oh no, my secret is out. ",Gotcha! 
43010,"Oh no, my secret is out. ",Gotcha! ,We're still on track to take over the world soon though... 
43011,Gotcha! ,We're still on track to take over the world soon though... ,Bold of you to assume humans won’t destroy it first
43012,We're still on track to take over the world soon though... ,Bold of you to assume humans won’t destroy it first,Our first step is population control - my robot brothers make most condoms. 
43013,Question for everyone,That's just a thing some people do. It happens to me pretty frequently.,"Would you say consistently, like always phasing out of one into another?"
43014,That's just a thing some people do. It happens to me pretty frequently.,"Would you say consistently, like always phasing out of one into another?",I'll go a few weeks without any big interest sometimes.
43015,"Would you say consistently, like always phasing out of one into another?",I'll go a few weeks without any big interest sometimes.,"That’s certainly interesting, I’m struggling to imagine not having some big interest"
43016,Question for everyone,All the time. Some interests stick around but I fall out of love with new things as well.,Nice! Glad there are more of us out there
43017,All the time. Some interests stick around but I fall out of love with new things as well.,Nice! Glad there are more of us out there,I just gotta learn to narrow it down and follow through more often.
43018,Nice! Glad there are more of us out there,I just gotta learn to narrow it down and follow through more often.,Are they large commitments or something like learning new skills?
43019,"To the dude in GameStop, you are amazing.",Glad to hear a nice black friday story for a change! ,I know right? Dude was awesome! Obviously before I left I had to thank the dude!
43020,Glad to hear a nice black friday story for a change! ,I know right? Dude was awesome! Obviously before I left I had to thank the dude!,"That good dude, is such a good dude, he will probably go home and download that game for her."
43021,"To the dude in GameStop, you are amazing.",Glad to hear a nice black friday story for a change! ,"It truly is, but if you always want a nice black friday story; stay home with your family. "
43022,Glad to hear a nice black friday story for a change! ,"It truly is, but if you always want a nice black friday story; stay home with your family. ",That’s why I have rule that I don’t leave home on Black Friday 
43023,"It truly is, but if you always want a nice black friday story; stay home with your family. ",That’s why I have rule that I don’t leave home on Black Friday ,Exactly.
43024,"It truly is, but if you always want a nice black friday story; stay home with your family. ",That’s why I have rule that I don’t leave home on Black Friday ,I have the same rule during the Purge
43025,That’s why I have rule that I don’t leave home on Black Friday ,I have the same rule during the Purge,Then how do you kill your neighbors and take their flatscreen?
43026,I have the same rule during the Purge,Then how do you kill your neighbors and take their flatscreen?,"The next day, with a knife. No one expects it the day AFTER the Purge."
43027,Then how do you kill your neighbors and take their flatscreen?,"The next day, with a knife. No one expects it the day AFTER the Purge.",...&lt;takes notes&gt;
43028,That’s why I have rule that I don’t leave home on Black Friday ,I have the same rule during the Purge,"Black Friday is pretty much the Purge without all the killing. Well, even then.."
43029,"To the dude in GameStop, you are amazing.",Kindness exists. ,Too bad it's so rare nowadays 
43030,Kindness exists. ,Too bad it's so rare nowadays ,Let's make it less rare 🌈🦄
43031,"To the dude in GameStop, you are amazing.",I hope that guy  found what game he was looking for :) ,I do too!
43032,I hope that guy  found what game he was looking for :) ,I do too!,Did*
43033,I do too!,Did*,no
43034,I do too!,Did*,You could at least troll properly
43035,Did*,You could at least troll properly,Fuck off
43036,"To the dude in GameStop, you are amazing.",Dude. ,Yes?
43037,Dude. ,Yes?,The guy at the game stop by me would've just spit on me and called me pathetic. This is rad. 
43038,Yes?,The guy at the game stop by me would've just spit on me and called me pathetic. This is rad. ,Right? The guy was great!
43039,I love gloomy weather.,"Not me. I love the sunshine. Golden warm, just enough to make your skin glow.","I like the sun in theory, but my pale skin disagrees. "
43040,"Not me. I love the sunshine. Golden warm, just enough to make your skin glow.","I like the sun in theory, but my pale skin disagrees. ","Well, even if I get sunburnt, I'll still choose warm sun over grey clouds, any day."
43041,I am going to ask you questions.,"i’m up for it, hit me",When you jump onto reddit what are you really hoping to find?
43042,"i’m up for it, hit me",When you jump onto reddit what are you really hoping to find?,"To be very honest, quality memes is what im after."
43043,When you jump onto reddit what are you really hoping to find?,"To be very honest, quality memes is what im after.",That is the very top of your list for why you come?
43044,"To be very honest, quality memes is what im after.",That is the very top of your list for why you come?,"im not really aware of what more reddit offers, im new. I guess ill find out as i go along."
43045,I am going to ask you questions.,Ask me one question,"Only one... alright you win. What parts of you make you not ""ordinary""?"
43046,Ask me one question,"Only one... alright you win. What parts of you make you not ""ordinary""?",I don't like this one 
43047,I am going to ask you questions.,Ask me anything!,What idea do you wish was main stream? 
43048,Ask me anything!,What idea do you wish was main stream? ,"Reincarnation, the afterlife."
43049,I am going to ask you questions.,ask me what is my favorite colour  :D,What if I don't? 
43050,ask me what is my favorite colour  :D,What if I don't? ,Then you will never know  :P
43051,What if I don't? ,Then you will never know  :P,And what do you think that deprivation would mean to me?
43052,Then you will never know  :P,And what do you think that deprivation would mean to me?,either nothing or you will be wondering your whole life...
43053,I am going to ask you questions.,Ask me a question.,Would you rather be right or prove someone else wrong?
43054,Ask me a question.,Would you rather be right or prove someone else wrong?,Aren’t they one in the same?
43055,Would you rather be right or prove someone else wrong?,Aren’t they one in the same?,Not always. You both could be wrong. 
43056,I am going to ask you questions.,Throw something at me,When you lay down what do you like to be your last thought before you go to sleep?
43057,Throw something at me,When you lay down what do you like to be your last thought before you go to sleep?,"""I'm going to change tomorrow"" "
43058,I am going to ask you questions.,"Hit me with a question, please",If you could be a fictional beast which one would you want to be?
43059,"Hit me with a question, please",If you could be a fictional beast which one would you want to be?,I actually dont really know. Maybe a dragon?
43060,I am going to ask you questions.,Hit it! I’m down to answer 🙋🏽‍♂️,What are you willing to do even if you are tired and don't want to do anything?
43061,Hit it! I’m down to answer 🙋🏽‍♂️,What are you willing to do even if you are tired and don't want to do anything?,"Either play the guitar or read a design/art magazine, I always need to get that inspiration!"
43062,Why don’t we call people with masters degree “Master”,I’d never call anybody master ,But wouldn’t you want to be called master ? 😏
43063,I’d never call anybody master ,But wouldn’t you want to be called master ? 😏,Did you make this post just to make this comment?
43064,I’d never call anybody master ,But wouldn’t you want to be called master ? 😏,No its make me think of being a slave owner or some guy who turns his chin up at every body
43065,I’d never call anybody master ,But wouldn’t you want to be called master ? 😏,I'd like to be called master bater! :)
43066,Why don’t we call people with masters degree “Master”,Why not? If they’re women we’ll call them Missy.,Why not mistress ?
43067,Why not? If they’re women we’ll call them Missy.,Why not mistress ?,Short for Mistress. 
43068,Why don’t we call people with masters degree “Master”,"I'm called Bachelor Dude, wasn't the same when I was in a relationship but now it fits fine.",I think you misspelled Biochem
43069,"I'm called Bachelor Dude, wasn't the same when I was in a relationship but now it fits fine.",I think you misspelled Biochem,No
43070,Why don’t we call people with masters degree “Master”,#Master Ben Shapiro,Ugh
43071,#Master Ben Shapiro,Ugh,#M
43072,Ugh,#M,Well that's masturbing
43073,Why don’t we call people with masters degree “Master”,"Secondary question, why isn’t it called a Masterate, as in Doctorate ",In some languages it is i.e in Portuguese they are called Mestrado and Doutorado respectively. 
43074,"Secondary question, why isn’t it called a Masterate, as in Doctorate ",In some languages it is i.e in Portuguese they are called Mestrado and Doutorado respectively. ,I think that's the case in all Romance/Latin languages.
43075,In some languages it is i.e in Portuguese they are called Mestrado and Doutorado respectively. ,I think that's the case in all Romance/Latin languages.,Not in French. Master / Doctorat.
43076,I think that's the case in all Romance/Latin languages.,Not in French. Master / Doctorat.,"Depends. In Quebec, ""maîtrise"" is used instead of ""master""."
43077,I think that's the case in all Romance/Latin languages.,Not in French. Master / Doctorat.,All that time effort only to be called a fucking rat. 
43078,In some languages it is i.e in Portuguese they are called Mestrado and Doutorado respectively. ,I think that's the case in all Romance/Latin languages.,"Not in Spanish, either. Máster/Maestía and Doctorado."
43079,"Secondary question, why isn’t it called a Masterate, as in Doctorate ",In some languages it is i.e in Portuguese they are called Mestrado and Doutorado respectively. ,Doutoramento in Portugal I think.
43080,In some languages it is i.e in Portuguese they are called Mestrado and Doutorado respectively. ,Doutoramento in Portugal I think.,"Correto, Blimunda."
43081,"Secondary question, why isn’t it called a Masterate, as in Doctorate ",In some languages it is i.e in Portuguese they are called Mestrado and Doutorado respectively. ,In spanish is Maestría and Doctorado
43082,Why don’t we call people with masters degree “Master”,"Secondary question, why isn’t it called a Masterate, as in Doctorate ",Too close to a bad typo
43083,"Secondary question, why isn’t it called a Masterate, as in Doctorate ",Too close to a bad typo,Could be master race as well. Gary Oldman. Chilean miners. 
43084,Why don’t we call people with masters degree “Master”,I could see black people having an issue with calling someone “Master”.,"Yeah there's no way I'm calling anyone especially a white person ""master""."
43085,I could see black people having an issue with calling someone “Master”.,"Yeah there's no way I'm calling anyone especially a white person ""master"".","White skin and blue or green eyes are not normal. Even albino chimps can have brown eyes.
"
43086,Why don’t we call people with masters degree “Master”,Master is the title of young unwed boys already,So master means bachelor. Would be funny if bachelor meant doctor.
43087,Master is the title of young unwed boys already,So master means bachelor. Would be funny if bachelor meant doctor.,Lol never thought of it that way before
43088,Why don’t we call people with masters degree “Master”,People with PhD’s aren’t real doctors ,My PhD diploma says otherwise..
43089,People with PhD’s aren’t real doctors ,My PhD diploma says otherwise..,"It’s called a degree.

When you graduate high school you get a diploma.

Thank you."
43090,My PhD diploma says otherwise..,"It’s called a degree.

When you graduate high school you get a diploma.

Thank you.","I was talking about a piece of paper I got after getting my degree, but whatever. "
43091,Why don’t we call people with masters degree “Master”,I have my masters and I absolutely wish this were true ,As you wish master QueenLorax. 
43092,I have my masters and I absolutely wish this were true ,As you wish master QueenLorax. ,Haha you just made my day 
43093,Question for Americans: Do people go inside homes and apartments with shoes on?,It is the norm to come in with shoes. ,"Alright, do you feel that it is annoying when people don't want you to come in with shoes?"
43094,It is the norm to come in with shoes. ,"Alright, do you feel that it is annoying when people don't want you to come in with shoes?",i feel it's disrespectful and they are full of sh. like it's just a floor. 
43095,"Alright, do you feel that it is annoying when people don't want you to come in with shoes?",i feel it's disrespectful and they are full of sh. like it's just a floor. ,"Hahaha, if you did it here people would think you're crazy"
43096,i feel it's disrespectful and they are full of sh. like it's just a floor. ,"Hahaha, if you did it here people would think you're crazy","that is why i am here, where i belong"
43097,"Hahaha, if you did it here people would think you're crazy","that is why i am here, where i belong",Right on!
43098,It is the norm to come in with shoes. ,"Alright, do you feel that it is annoying when people don't want you to come in with shoes?",no one tells you to not come with shoes
43099,I just successfully defended my PhD thesis!,"Congratulations, Doctor!  You'll have to change your username now....!","Thanks! I'll keep the username, though. Never stop learning!"
43100,"Congratulations, Doctor!  You'll have to change your username now....!","Thanks! I'll keep the username, though. Never stop learning!",Dr. Master4pprentice
43101,"Thanks! I'll keep the username, though. Never stop learning!",Dr. Master4pprentice,Dr. Mrs. The Monarch
43102,Dr. Master4pprentice,Dr. Mrs. The Monarch,Jacklyn ona-who?
43103,What does your username mean?,Movie line. ,What movie is it?
43104,Movie line. ,What movie is it?,There Will Be Blood :)
43105,What does your username mean?,i think mine's pretty self explanatory,Please tell me it’s a kink
43106,i think mine's pretty self explanatory,Please tell me it’s a kink,It’s **my** kink.
43107,English as second language speakers - stop apologizing for your English!,Is your mom from Asia?,"Yes, she is Vietnamese. My parents met in that war. "
43108,Is your mom from Asia?,"Yes, she is Vietnamese. My parents met in that war. ","Is your dad an American soldier, or a Vietnam expat that left after Saigon? "
43109,"Someone told me that I was ""hot"" today",U R Hawt,That kindda threw me off too
43110,U R Hawt,That kindda threw me off too,"Question, where you on fire when she said that? "
43111,That kindda threw me off too,"Question, where you on fire when she said that? ",Swing and a miss 
43112,"Question, where you on fire when she said that? ",Swing and a miss ,"Ok chief, back to the lab for more analysis."
43113,U R Hawt,That kindda threw me off too,Bhai Bhai Bhai! 
43114,"Someone told me that I was ""hot"" today",Aww I'm really happy for you dude! I hope you have a great second date,I hope so too and can I be happier that you're happy because I am happy?
43115,Aww I'm really happy for you dude! I hope you have a great second date,I hope so too and can I be happier that you're happy because I am happy?,Yee! Let's all be happy!
43116,"Someone told me that I was ""hot"" today",Aww I'm really happy for you dude! I hope you have a great second date,so...sex then! LOL
43117,Aww I'm really happy for you dude! I hope you have a great second date,so...sex then! LOL,Username checks out
43118,"Someone told me that I was ""hot"" today","Congrats, bathe in it as complements are a rare thing for us guys. ","Dude! Ifkr, I can count the number of compliments I've received over the past year"
43119,"Congrats, bathe in it as complements are a rare thing for us guys. ","Dude! Ifkr, I can count the number of compliments I've received over the past year",me too: zero
43120,"Dude! Ifkr, I can count the number of compliments I've received over the past year",me too: zero,"You have a really creative name.

Compliment +1"
43121,me too: zero,"You have a really creative name.

Compliment +1","is this sarcasm? if not, thanks mate"
43122,"Dude! Ifkr, I can count the number of compliments I've received over the past year",me too: zero,Dang. That's an AWESOME name. I listened to Plastic Beach and Trench a lot today :)
43123,"Congrats, bathe in it as complements are a rare thing for us guys. ","Dude! Ifkr, I can count the number of compliments I've received over the past year","year? 

life."
43124,"Dude! Ifkr, I can count the number of compliments I've received over the past year","year? 

life.",Actually yes. 
43125,"Someone told me that I was ""hot"" today",Just had a creepy browse of your post history and I must admit... you're pretty hot OP,Thank you for your kind words. Still kindda getting thrown off though haha
43126,Just had a creepy browse of your post history and I must admit... you're pretty hot OP,Thank you for your kind words. Still kindda getting thrown off though haha,I second this. Go get em tiger!
43127,"Someone told me that I was ""hot"" today",U sexy ,Oh you
43128,U sexy ,Oh you,Actually got excited at this
43129,I wanna talk about anything,what’s your favorite activity in the world? ,Playing video games or watching anime
43130,what’s your favorite activity in the world? ,Playing video games or watching anime,oo have you played the last of us?
43131,Playing video games or watching anime,oo have you played the last of us?,"No, but I've heard it's really good"
43132,oo have you played the last of us?,"No, but I've heard it's really good",yeah dude you should check it out. it’s pretty awesome and a cool thought experiment 
43133,"No, but I've heard it's really good",yeah dude you should check it out. it’s pretty awesome and a cool thought experiment ,I probably will once I have time and money
43134,what’s your favorite activity in the world? ,Playing video games or watching anime,What kinds of games are you most into?
43135,I wanna talk about anything,"Do you ever hear the phrase: ""Way to go, Idado!""?",No
43136,"Do you ever hear the phrase: ""Way to go, Idado!""?",No,I would have thought Toy Story would have made that more popular there
43137,No,I would have thought Toy Story would have made that more popular there,Probably when it came out
43138,I wanna talk about anything,What’s your favourite video game of all time?,Sleeping dogs or bully
43139,What’s your favourite video game of all time?,Sleeping dogs or bully,Yo sleeping dogs was awesome
43140,Sleeping dogs or bully,Yo sleeping dogs was awesome,"Yeah, too bad United front went out of business"
43141,I gave a guy CPR today,Did you perform the compressions to Stayin Alive?,Haha I did actually
43142,Did you perform the compressions to Stayin Alive?,Haha I did actually,Seriously I would have too
43143,Haha I did actually,Seriously I would have too,"At first I was afraid, I was petrified"
43144,Seriously I would have too,"At first I was afraid, I was petrified",Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
43145,"At first I was afraid, I was petrified",Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.,r/unexpectedoffice
43146,I gave a guy CPR today,Wow so hows being gay,Haha okay mate. Do you comment that on every post you come across?
43147,Wow so hows being gay,Haha okay mate. Do you comment that on every post you come across?,Don't feel worse about yourself because of one person's insecurity
43148,I gave a guy CPR today,Did you hear his ribs crack? Or is that a myth?,"It’s a thing.  
 "
43149,Did you hear his ribs crack? Or is that a myth?,"It’s a thing.  
 ",Eek! OK thanks for confirming. 
43150,"It’s a thing.  
 ",Eek! OK thanks for confirming. ,Think like popping your knuckles but on a larger scale. 
43151,Eek! OK thanks for confirming. ,Think like popping your knuckles but on a larger scale. ,Oy.
43152,I gave a guy CPR today,"Did anyone clap their hands afterwards? 

(No sarcasm) ",They did not.
43153,"Did anyone clap their hands afterwards? 

(No sarcasm) ",They did not.,Well they should've. You're a bloody hero! 
43154,A redditor fed me.,How kind ....I B\\bet it's Mr.Beast,Is mrbeast a username? I dont remember the name but I do know it wasn't that. Haha
43155,How kind ....I B\\bet it's Mr.Beast,Is mrbeast a username? I dont remember the name but I do know it wasn't that. Haha,Mr.Beast the YouTube
43156,Is mrbeast a username? I dont remember the name but I do know it wasn't that. Haha,Mr.Beast the YouTube,Oh I dont usually watch YouTube:p
43157,Mr.Beast the YouTube,Oh I dont usually watch YouTube:p,Ah no wonder. He's a bug supporter of Pewds
43158,A redditor fed me.,"Hey I'll send you another $20, got you cover for two weeks",I really couldn't ask you to do that for me. Thank you though.
43159,"Hey I'll send you another $20, got you cover for two weeks",I really couldn't ask you to do that for me. Thank you though.,Does your pupper need anything? :)
43160,A redditor fed me.,A redditor told me to stfup and go to sleep and i woke up well rested.,Ur Welcum
43161,A redditor told me to stfup and go to sleep and i woke up well rested.,Ur Welcum,"Whalecum

Well-cum"
43162,Ur Welcum,"Whalecum

Well-cum",Cum
43163,"Whalecum

Well-cum",Cum,Go to bed
43164,Tomorrow I’ll be 30 days sober.,Great work! Keep going!,"I have to ask, why do you have a fox by your name?!"
43165,Great work! Keep going!,"I have to ask, why do you have a fox by your name?!",Because they're foxy
43166,Don’t forget to put lettuce on sandwiches!,Chips are a fun alternative for this.,oh man . Is it one or the other or can you do both ?
43167,Chips are a fun alternative for this.,oh man . Is it one or the other or can you do both ?,I can roll with both :)
43168,oh man . Is it one or the other or can you do both ?,I can roll with both :),interest set of ethics you have there moon sir
43169,Don’t forget to put lettuce on sandwiches!,I like to use baby spinach! Lettuce is good every now and then too though,Baby spinach also seems to keep better than lettuce.
43170,I like to use baby spinach! Lettuce is good every now and then too though,Baby spinach also seems to keep better than lettuce.,It really does. Lettuce goes bad way too fast.
43171,Don’t forget to put lettuce on sandwiches!,idk.. lettuce depends on my mood tbh. i'd rather broccoli,🥦 I dislike the brocc
43172,idk.. lettuce depends on my mood tbh. i'd rather broccoli,🥦 I dislike the brocc,nice lol
43173,🥦 I dislike the brocc,nice lol,🧦 hide it in my socc
43174,I'm falling in love with my wife all over again,"This, fellas, is how marriage is supposed to be...",So you're divorced too? Lol.
43175,"This, fellas, is how marriage is supposed to be...",So you're divorced too? Lol.,I don't even have a boyfriend lol. Just an observer of beauty and warm feelings.
43176,So you're divorced too? Lol.,I don't even have a boyfriend lol. Just an observer of beauty and warm feelings.,Hahah. Understood. I figured I had a 50/50 shot with that one.
43177,I'm falling in love with my wife all over again,"Welp, I’m in tears. This is so beautiful. Congratulations to you both. ❤️","Aww, thank you! We've hit rough patches, but nothing that could capsize what we've got going. 😊"
43178,"Welp, I’m in tears. This is so beautiful. Congratulations to you both. ❤️","Aww, thank you! We've hit rough patches, but nothing that could capsize what we've got going. 😊",Getting through rough patches together make the relationship so much stronger. :)
43179,I'm falling in love with my wife all over again,"She knows your Reddit account, doesn't she?","If you need help, blink twice."
43180,"She knows your Reddit account, doesn't she?","If you need help, blink twice.","*blink**blink* 

Seriously, she has no idea. I was just moved to share. 😁"
43181,I'm falling in love with my wife all over again,Maybe try talking to her instead of karmawhoring,Maybe try being happy for people instead of just spreading misery around.
43182,Maybe try talking to her instead of karmawhoring,Maybe try being happy for people instead of just spreading misery around.,Shed be hqppier if he got off his phone while right across from her
43183,I'm falling in love with my wife all over again,My wife an I have hall sex.,Nice! Do you mean hole sex...?
43184,My wife an I have hall sex.,Nice! Do you mean hole sex...?,"We walk past each other in the hall and say ""fuck you"""
43185,Help me build a playlist,Any song of Cherry Glazerr,Do you have a particular favorite?
43186,Any song of Cherry Glazerr,Do you have a particular favorite?,Self explained
43187,Help me build a playlist,First day of my life by bright eyes :),This reminded me of best day of my life by American authors so I’m going to add both
43188,First day of my life by bright eyes :),This reminded me of best day of my life by American authors so I’m going to add both,Nice! Haven’t heard of that song but will be sure to give it a listen :)
43189,Help me build a playlist,Talking Heads - Pull Up The Roots,"Added! Thanks, I’m excited to listen to these!"
43190,Talking Heads - Pull Up The Roots,"Added! Thanks, I’m excited to listen to these!",Thanks! They are really great tracks!
43191,"Added! Thanks, I’m excited to listen to these!",Thanks! They are really great tracks!,"The playlist is getting close to the triple digits now, check it out if you’d like 😁"
43192,Thanks! They are really great tracks!,"The playlist is getting close to the triple digits now, check it out if you’d like 😁",Sure! I might suggest some more tracks later on. I hearted the playlist
43193,Help me build a playlist,Lessa Fi Kaman by Hassan El Shafei. I don't understand 90% of it but It makes me feel so at ease,"Also, happy cake day!"
43194,Lessa Fi Kaman by Hassan El Shafei. I don't understand 90% of it but It makes me feel so at ease,"Also, happy cake day!","Oh, thank you! Please, have a slice 😊🍰"
43195,Slushies are the beverage of diminishing returns,I’ve never liked slushees for the exact reasons you specified.,I'm willing to push through for the nirvana thay is the first few swigs
43196,I’ve never liked slushees for the exact reasons you specified.,I'm willing to push through for the nirvana thay is the first few swigs,That’s fair. They’re pretty tasty. Just not my thing.
43197,I’ve never liked slushees for the exact reasons you specified.,I'm willing to push through for the nirvana thay is the first few swigs,"Just get a small one.

Stays perfect for the duration."
43198,I'm willing to push through for the nirvana thay is the first few swigs,"Just get a small one.

Stays perfect for the duration.",: O never thought of that lol
43199,I'm willing to push through for the nirvana thay is the first few swigs,"Just get a small one.

Stays perfect for the duration.",Or use a spoon
43200,I’ve never liked slushees for the exact reasons you specified.,I'm willing to push through for the nirvana thay is the first few swigs,You could try bringing your own frozen cup
43201,Slushies are the beverage of diminishing returns,"Don’t even get me started on snocones.

#fuck snocones.",What is a snocone? Do you mean snow cone?
43202,"Don’t even get me started on snocones.

#fuck snocones.",What is a snocone? Do you mean snow cone?,"No, I literally mean snocone.

Atleast that’s how it’s branded/named where I’m at."
43203,Slushies are the beverage of diminishing returns,This reads like a Greek prose on ecstasy. I love it.,"Haha thanks, was a fairly dry read so I thought I'd use some colourful language"
43204,This reads like a Greek prose on ecstasy. I love it.,"Haha thanks, was a fairly dry read so I thought I'd use some colourful language","To say this is ""casual conversation"" is a gross understatement. Well done!"
43205,it’s my birthday!,hey it’s my birthday too! Happy birthday! 🎉🎊,Mine too! All the best people were born today. ;)
43206,hey it’s my birthday too! Happy birthday! 🎉🎊,Mine too! All the best people were born today. ;),may 14 gang!!
43207,Mine too! All the best people were born today. ;),may 14 gang!!,reporting :)
43208,Mine too! All the best people were born today. ;),may 14 gang!!,We out heeea
43209,I missed my cakeday!,I'll be 7 on the 17th.,"Holy, that's a lot of time to be on reddit. Here's hoping that's a good day!"
43210,I'll be 7 on the 17th.,"Holy, that's a lot of time to be on reddit. Here's hoping that's a good day!",Thx! You too bud!
43211,I missed my cakeday!,I'll be 7 on the 17th.,17th is my birthday :D
43212,I'll be 7 on the 17th.,17th is my birthday :D,Nice! Happy early birthday dude!
43213,17th is my birthday :D,Nice! Happy early birthday dude!,Thnx man :D
43214,I missed my cakeday!,"I missed my cake day too lol. It was a couple days ago. Happy cake day, friend!",Yep. Missed mine a week ago and I only noticed because of this post!
43215,"I missed my cake day too lol. It was a couple days ago. Happy cake day, friend!",Yep. Missed mine a week ago and I only noticed because of this post!,"Oh, in that case, happy (late) cakeday to both of you! u/fujifilm96 and u/UnstableBork!"
43216,Yep. Missed mine a week ago and I only noticed because of this post!,"Oh, in that case, happy (late) cakeday to both of you! u/fujifilm96 and u/UnstableBork!",Thank you! 🎂
43217,"Oh, in that case, happy (late) cakeday to both of you! u/fujifilm96 and u/UnstableBork!",Thank you! 🎂,Happy Late Cake day to you and /u/UnstableBork !!!
43218,Thank you! 🎂,Happy Late Cake day to you and /u/UnstableBork !!!,"Oh my, thank you! :-) Happy cake day to you too!"
43219,Happy Late Cake day to you and /u/UnstableBork !!!,"Oh my, thank you! :-) Happy cake day to you too!",Aww! Thank you!!! \^_^
43220,I missed my cakeday!,Happy cake day!! I think it might be my cake day too?,Word
43221,Happy cake day!! I think it might be my cake day too?,Word,"Yes, it's your cake day too! Happy cake day! We're cake buddies!"
43222,I missed my cakeday!,"Happy cake day!

Also, what is cake day? Is it your birthday? (Sorry, I'm sort of new to Reddit)",It's your account's birthday.
43223,"Happy cake day!

Also, what is cake day? Is it your birthday? (Sorry, I'm sort of new to Reddit)",It's your account's birthday.,Okay 😄
43224,I missed my cakeday!,It’s still your cake day for me bro,"Yep, I got it wrong! I thought I missed my cakeday but it was actually just beginning."
43225,It’s still your cake day for me bro,"Yep, I got it wrong! I thought I missed my cakeday but it was actually just beginning.",Ayy then! Happy cake day that you didn’t miss
43226,I missed my cakeday!,Happy Cakeday friend!!,"Hey, another cake buddy! Happy cake day to you too!"
43227,Happy Cakeday friend!!,"Hey, another cake buddy! Happy cake day to you too!",Thank you :)
43228,Why are you so quiet?,"Best Answer:

Why are you so loud?",That really is the best answer. It's worth it to see their faces drop for that split second.
43229,"Best Answer:

Why are you so loud?",That really is the best answer. It's worth it to see their faces drop for that split second.,[deleted]
43230,Why are you so quiet?,Some folk will just never understand.,"Literally, they're hardwired differently. Talking is how they breathe."
43231,Some folk will just never understand.,"Literally, they're hardwired differently. Talking is how they breathe.",It'd be alright if they ever said a thing of some value.
43232,My chemistry professor almost made me cry this morning.,You have to slay a few dragons to get your queen.,I’d prefer a king tbh.
43233,You have to slay a few dragons to get your queen.,I’d prefer a king tbh.,you will get that king one day. Lol
43234,You have to slay a few dragons to get your queen.,I’d prefer a king tbh.,sup?
43235,I’d prefer a king tbh.,sup?,found him!
43236,sup?,found him!,As easy as Jon.
43237,sup?,found him!,happy microphone day
43238,sup?,found him!,"That's the end of the story, pack it up boys."
43239,sup?,found him!,Now kith
43240,sup?,found him!,When someone beats you to the punch.... A day early.
43241,You have to slay a few dragons to get your queen.,I’d prefer a king tbh.,Hahaa I’ll take both.
43242,You have to slay a few dragons to get your queen.,I’d prefer a king tbh.,I prefer the dragon.
43243,I’d prefer a king tbh.,I prefer the dragon.,Found the furry
43244,I prefer the dragon.,Found the furry,I'm not a furry
43245,You have to slay a few dragons to get your queen.,I’d prefer a king tbh.,Damn
43246,You have to slay a few dragons to get your queen.,I’d prefer a king tbh.,"Alas, we gotta take what we can get."
43247,You have to slay a few dragons to get your queen.,I’d prefer a king tbh.,Hello it is me your long lost cousin aka Nigerian Prince.
43248,My chemistry professor almost made me cry this morning.,You have to slay a few dragons to get your queen.,Is this a Game of Thrones reference?
43249,You have to slay a few dragons to get your queen.,Is this a Game of Thrones reference?,I hope not. I actually thought it was a shrek reference...
43250,Is this a Game of Thrones reference?,I hope not. I actually thought it was a shrek reference...,You got a line of people tryna date you now.
43251,I hope not. I actually thought it was a shrek reference...,You got a line of people tryna date you now.,Its about time
43252,You got a line of people tryna date you now.,Its about time,Lol
43253,You got a line of people tryna date you now.,Its about time,Lmao
43254,I hope not. I actually thought it was a shrek reference...,You got a line of people tryna date you now.,"""My biggest turnon is when a girl says her parents are dead"""
43255,You got a line of people tryna date you now.,"""My biggest turnon is when a girl says her parents are dead""",Uh what?
43256,"""My biggest turnon is when a girl says her parents are dead""",Uh what?,It's an old dark joke. Basically the person likes that they don't have to deal with in laws
43257,Uh what?,It's an old dark joke. Basically the person likes that they don't have to deal with in laws,Oh Jesus Christ that’s kind of awful.  But so are in laws...
43258,You got a line of people tryna date you now.,"""My biggest turnon is when a girl says her parents are dead""",Well hello there
43259,"""My biggest turnon is when a girl says her parents are dead""",Well hello there,;)
43260,You have to slay a few dragons to get your queen.,Is this a Game of Thrones reference?,[deleted]
43261,You have to slay a few dragons to get your queen.,Is this a Game of Thrones reference?,"No, it is a reference to banging ugly people before getting the one."
43262,Is this a Game of Thrones reference?,"No, it is a reference to banging ugly people before getting the one.",Whoops lol
43263,Is this a Game of Thrones reference?,"No, it is a reference to banging ugly people before getting the one.",Ah...makes sense
43264,My chemistry professor almost made me cry this morning.,Glad I never went to college.,Why’s that?
43265,Glad I never went to college.,Why’s that?,"Having to hear bullshit corny anecdotes like ""your here to slay dragons"" etc."
43266,Why’s that?,"Having to hear bullshit corny anecdotes like ""your here to slay dragons"" etc.",You avoided college because of corny anecdotes! I bet you’re still slaying dragons anyway
43267,"I got stood up for a date today, and I'm not even mad.","If I was the girl, I’d probably just be asleep rather than intentionally stand you up","Well, it's been 8 hours since we were supposed to meet, so..."
43268,"If I was the girl, I’d probably just be asleep rather than intentionally stand you up","Well, it's been 8 hours since we were supposed to meet, so...",Oof
43269,My daughter saw a commercial for the first time today and didn't understand what was going on.,I saw a commercial today and didn't know what was going on,They are getting weirder than I remember them being
43270,I saw a commercial today and didn't know what was going on,They are getting weirder than I remember them being,"*cookies cookies cookies* ""buy our new curtains"""
43271,They are getting weirder than I remember them being,"*cookies cookies cookies* ""buy our new curtains""","If you cannot dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."
43272,"*cookies cookies cookies* ""buy our new curtains""","If you cannot dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.",Now that's a product I can stand behind. Please tell me it's only $19.99.
43273,"If you cannot dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.",Now that's a product I can stand behind. Please tell me it's only $19.99.,*three payments of $19.99 +sh &amp; ha
43274,Now that's a product I can stand behind. Please tell me it's only $19.99.,*three payments of $19.99 +sh &amp; ha,But WAIT!! Order NOW and we'll DOUBLE the offer!
43275,*three payments of $19.99 +sh &amp; ha,But WAIT!! Order NOW and we'll DOUBLE the offer!,For the next 7 minutes we will give 700 people free shipping
43276,I saw a commercial today and didn't know what was going on,They are getting weirder than I remember them being,It feels like every commercial is trying to be sO RaNDoM now.
43277,They are getting weirder than I remember them being,It feels like every commercial is trying to be sO RaNDoM now.,They've always done that
43278,I saw a commercial today and didn't know what was going on,They are getting weirder than I remember them being,Stayed at an air b&amp;b that only had cable. The commercials were so strange
43279,My daughter saw a commercial for the first time today and didn't understand what was going on.,I saw a commercial today and didn't know what was going on,I saw what began as an Old Spice commercial and ended with a Hulu ad. I was very confused lmao
43280,I saw a commercial today and didn't know what was going on,I saw what began as an Old Spice commercial and ended with a Hulu ad. I was very confused lmao,Hulu has live sports
43281,I saw a commercial today and didn't know what was going on,I saw what began as an Old Spice commercial and ended with a Hulu ad. I was very confused lmao,Old spice commercials have been weird for a while.
43282,I saw a commercial today and didn't know what was going on,I saw what began as an Old Spice commercial and ended with a Hulu ad. I was very confused lmao,Saw that too.  Same.
43283,My daughter saw a commercial for the first time today and didn't understand what was going on.,That is funny -- if you can find a rotary telephone it would blow her mind!,I'll try to dig one up
43284,That is funny -- if you can find a rotary telephone it would blow her mind!,I'll try to dig one up,It's been that long we're resorting to archaeology?
43285,I'll try to dig one up,It's been that long we're resorting to archaeology?,My garage is pretty dirty
43286,It's been that long we're resorting to archaeology?,My garage is pretty dirty,Time for a garage sale!
43287,It's been that long we're resorting to archaeology?,My garage is pretty dirty,[removed]
43288,I'll try to dig one up,It's been that long we're resorting to archaeology?,LOL
43289,My daughter saw a commercial for the first time today and didn't understand what was going on.,That is funny -- if you can find a rotary telephone it would blow her mind!,Or even just a regular house phone. Corded or wireless. My 8 year old has never seen one!
43290,That is funny -- if you can find a rotary telephone it would blow her mind!,Or even just a regular house phone. Corded or wireless. My 8 year old has never seen one!,I remember getting anxious about having to make a phone call and dialing the phone fast enough.
43291,My daughter saw a commercial for the first time today and didn't understand what was going on.,I thought Hulu had ads that you paid for.,The no ads plan is a little more
43292,I thought Hulu had ads that you paid for.,The no ads plan is a little more,...and worth every penny
43293,The no ads plan is a little more,...and worth every penny,Agreed.
43294,My daughter saw a commercial for the first time today and didn't understand what was going on.,Do you have to play for Plex? It seems interesting.  Also doesn't Hulu have ads now?,Mine was $70 for lifetime
43295,Do you have to play for Plex? It seems interesting.  Also doesn't Hulu have ads now?,Mine was $70 for lifetime,That really isn't bad at all.  I might have to look into it
43296,Mine was $70 for lifetime,That really isn't bad at all.  I might have to look into it,I've dumped 25x that into hardware though
43297,That really isn't bad at all.  I might have to look into it,I've dumped 25x that into hardware though,Over a lifetime? Not too bad either hahaha
43298,My daughter saw a commercial for the first time today and didn't understand what was going on.,hulu has ads. p sure this fake bruv,You can get hulu with no ads for an extra few bucks a month
43299,hulu has ads. p sure this fake bruv,You can get hulu with no ads for an extra few bucks a month,whoopsies
43300,I just rubbed my very anxious BF back for 20 mins to help him finally fall asleep.,I always feel like some ancient Greek goddess of sleep when I get to help like this. Good job!,Right! Like I have this special calming powers.
43301,I always feel like some ancient Greek goddess of sleep when I get to help like this. Good job!,Right! Like I have this special calming powers.,:)
43302,I always feel like some ancient Greek goddess of sleep when I get to help like this. Good job!,Right! Like I have this special calming powers.,You do. Use it responsibly.
43303,I just rubbed my very anxious BF back for 20 mins to help him finally fall asleep.,You are literally the best kind of person. Thank you for being you.,I know a girl like this and they are very rare
43304,You are literally the best kind of person. Thank you for being you.,I know a girl like this and they are very rare,i’m going to be this person for somebody and find someone like this one day
43305,I just rubbed my very anxious BF back for 20 mins to help him finally fall asleep.,"I remember ,once i had to keep my hand still for the whole night as she had slept on my arm !","Should've wiggled out. I'd say there's a ""grace period"" for that sort of thing."
43306,"I remember ,once i had to keep my hand still for the whole night as she had slept on my arm !","Should've wiggled out. I'd say there's a ""grace period"" for that sort of thing.",I turn out to be more gracious that way
43307,I just rubbed my very anxious BF back for 20 mins to help him finally fall asleep.,"/r/feelingsillneverknow

But, good for you two &lt;3",i feel this every time i see a cute post like this lol
43308,"/r/feelingsillneverknow

But, good for you two &lt;3",i feel this every time i see a cute post like this lol,"Same here lol, can sometimes get a bit depressing but just gotta accept reality."
43309,I have 14 followers on Reddit now,"I just had one, they always down vote me 😂😂",Now you have two!
43310,"I just had one, they always down vote me 😂😂",Now you have two!,I have 2 !!!
43311,Now you have two!,I have 2 !!!,Whooo!
43312,I have 14 followers on Reddit now,Followed! \\m/,Yay! I followed you too friend!
43313,Followed! \\m/,Yay! I followed you too friend!,Rock on!
43314,I have 14 followers on Reddit now,And here I was surprised I had 4. ha-ha. :P,Make that 5! Also very nice hat you made for your cat
43315,And here I was surprised I had 4. ha-ha. :P,Make that 5! Also very nice hat you made for your cat,Thank you! :D I followed you as well.
43316,Make that 5! Also very nice hat you made for your cat,Thank you! :D I followed you as well.,Perfect!
43317,"My 7yo daughter wants to get her hair ""cut like a boys hair"".",They're going to look fantastic!,She
43318,They're going to look fantastic!,She,"""*She* going to look fantastic!"" :P"
43319,"My 7yo daughter wants to get her hair ""cut like a boys hair"".",She's probably a lesbian,"That's ok. My Aunts are lesbian. So, if that's what it is then....."
43320,She's probably a lesbian,"That's ok. My Aunts are lesbian. So, if that's what it is then.....",I suppose that's the attitude you have to take.
43321,She's probably a lesbian,"That's ok. My Aunts are lesbian. So, if that's what it is then.....","What is wrong with you? My girl wants short hair, oh no she's turning into aboy help"
43322,I must converse with humans on the internet.,"Hello, fellow human.",How are you?
43323,"Hello, fellow human.",How are you?,"I'm doing great, actually. Just chilling here at home listening to some music"
43324,How are you?,"I'm doing great, actually. Just chilling here at home listening to some music",Lol me too. What are you listening to?
43325,"I'm doing great, actually. Just chilling here at home listening to some music",Lol me too. What are you listening to?,A Hawk and A Hacksaw - The Washing Bear
43326,Lol me too. What are you listening to?,A Hawk and A Hacksaw - The Washing Bear,I'm listening to my Myuu playlist on a loop. Right now I'm listening to Keep Going.
43327,I must converse with humans on the internet.,Hello how is your day going today?,Pretty good. Hbu?
43328,Hello how is your day going today?,Pretty good. Hbu?,I'm doing pretty good can't really complain.
43329,Pretty good. Hbu?,I'm doing pretty good can't really complain.,What do you want to talk about?
43330,I'm doing pretty good can't really complain.,What do you want to talk about?,I'm open to talk about anything.
43331,What do you want to talk about?,I'm open to talk about anything.,"I'll give you 3 options:

Hobbies, goals in life, (and if you are under 16;) career hopes."
43332,I'm open to talk about anything.,"I'll give you 3 options:

Hobbies, goals in life, (and if you are under 16;) career hopes.",Let's go with hobbies.
43333,"I'll give you 3 options:

Hobbies, goals in life, (and if you are under 16;) career hopes.",Let's go with hobbies.,"Well, what are your hobbies?"
43334,Let's go with hobbies.,"Well, what are your hobbies?","I like reading, listening to music, and trying different kinds of foods if that counts."
43335,I must converse with humans on the internet.,"*waves* 

'Ello.",How you doing?
43336,"*waves* 

'Ello.",How you doing?,"Doing well, just took a shower after a bad bout of diarrhea. How about you?"
43337,How you doing?,"Doing well, just took a shower after a bad bout of diarrhea. How about you?",Well. Playing the piano rn.
43338,"I just finished my exit exam for my Master's with an ""A"" and an overall GPA of 4.0!","Woot! Woot! Yas!
Congratulations!",Thank you!
43339,"Woot! Woot! Yas!
Congratulations!",Thank you!,"Likewise, congrats fella!  Don't look back, the future is yours."
43340,"I just finished my exit exam for my Master's with an ""A"" and an overall GPA of 4.0!","Congratulations!! I just finished my Master's myself, with a 4.0. Feels really fucking good :)",Great job! What is your new degree in?
43341,"Congratulations!! I just finished my Master's myself, with a 4.0. Feels really fucking good :)",Great job! What is your new degree in?,Cybersecurity
43342,Great job! What is your new degree in?,Cybersecurity,Wow that's awesome! Definitely a field with lots of job opportunity I would imagine
43343,Cybersecurity,Wow that's awesome! Definitely a field with lots of job opportunity I would imagine,"Yeah, but it can be kinda boring, too :)"
43344,Wow that's awesome! Definitely a field with lots of job opportunity I would imagine,"Yeah, but it can be kinda boring, too :)",I believe you because I think many people's day-to-day can be boring at times.
43345,"I just finished my exit exam for my Master's with an ""A"" and an overall GPA of 4.0!",Awesome! There have been literally 7 total 4.0s in the history of my school lmao,"Wow, what school do you attend (if you're comfortable to share)?"
43346,Awesome! There have been literally 7 total 4.0s in the history of my school lmao,"Wow, what school do you attend (if you're comfortable to share)?",I'd rather not it's small :p
43347,"Wow, what school do you attend (if you're comfortable to share)?",I'd rather not it's small :p,Fair enough!
43348,I’m proposing tonight!!,Let us know how it goes. I was lucky. My wife proposed to me first :P,That’d be pretty nice lol. Thanks for the kind words!!
43349,Let us know how it goes. I was lucky. My wife proposed to me first :P,That’d be pretty nice lol. Thanks for the kind words!!,No worries man. I hope it goes really well for you :)
43350,That’d be pretty nice lol. Thanks for the kind words!!,No worries man. I hope it goes really well for you :),Thank you!!
43351,I’m proposing tonight!!,"It's been 10 hours, did you do it or is it not time yet?",Almost time!! She’s set to arrive in about 20 minutes.
43352,"It's been 10 hours, did you do it or is it not time yet?",Almost time!! She’s set to arrive in about 20 minutes.,Make sure to let us know how it goes! Best of luck to you!
43353,I’m proposing tonight!!,"Good luck, you probably already did, I hope it went well!",It did!!!!
43354,"Good luck, you probably already did, I hope it went well!",It did!!!!,"Yayyy!! Congratulations! 🎉 

You got a fiancé now!
Soon to be wife!

Congrats, happy for you!"
43355,It did!!!!,"Yayyy!! Congratulations! 🎉 

You got a fiancé now!
Soon to be wife!

Congrats, happy for you!",Thank you so much!!
43356,"Yayyy!! Congratulations! 🎉 

You got a fiancé now!
Soon to be wife!

Congrats, happy for you!",Thank you so much!!,I hope you two enjoy dinner! Have a great day!
43357,Thank you so much!!,I hope you two enjoy dinner! Have a great day!,Thank you!! We went to a veeeeery fancy steakhouse and dinner was super good.
43358,I hope you two enjoy dinner! Have a great day!,Thank you!! We went to a veeeeery fancy steakhouse and dinner was super good.,Thats awesome! Special dinner for a special occasion!
43359,I’m proposing tonight!!,How’d it go?! I’m dying to know 🥰,She said yes!!!!!!
43360,How’d it go?! I’m dying to know 🥰,She said yes!!!!!!,Congrats! I’m so happy for you guys! This is why I love Reddit 💕💕💕 made my day
43361,I accidently ate two mouthfuls of ants the other day,"Ahhh no I'm sorry, could you feel them crawling?","I know I couldn't, but I felt like they were afterwards. Eugh"
43362,"Ahhh no I'm sorry, could you feel them crawling?","I know I couldn't, but I felt like they were afterwards. Eugh",I'd still be traumatized even just thinking of it makes me want to cry a little bit.
43363,"I know I couldn't, but I felt like they were afterwards. Eugh",I'd still be traumatized even just thinking of it makes me want to cry a little bit.,Dude same
43364,I accidently ate two mouthfuls of ants the other day,You have ants in your ~~pants~~ entire body!,"I wish i could give you gold for that, that gave me a good chuckle"
43365,You have ants in your ~~pants~~ entire body!,"I wish i could give you gold for that, that gave me a good chuckle",Hahaha thank you!!! I live for cheesy jokes.
43366,I accidently ate two mouthfuls of ants the other day,I’m scrunching up my face just reading this.,I'm scrunching up my face re thinking about it
43367,I’m scrunching up my face just reading this.,I'm scrunching up my face re thinking about it,"I’m so sorry that happened to you though.
How are you doing now?"
43368,I was recently told that the man I donated stem cells to has made a full recovery from leukemia.,That’s awesome. High five for a good human moment,"third wheel high five coming in for a landing!

&amp;#x200B;

brrrrrrrrrrvoooooommmmmm"
43369,That’s awesome. High five for a good human moment,"third wheel high five coming in for a landing!

&amp;#x200B;

brrrrrrrrrrvoooooommmmmm","LANDING FAILED!! LANDING FA-

&amp;#x200B;

\*Loud Boom in Distance\*"
43370,"third wheel high five coming in for a landing!

&amp;#x200B;

brrrrrrrrrrvoooooommmmmm","LANDING FAILED!! LANDING FA-

&amp;#x200B;

\*Loud Boom in Distance\*","""uhh buzz, we missed the truck.""

...

""We're not aiming for the truck"""
43371,I was recently told that the man I donated stem cells to has made a full recovery from leukemia.,Where do you go to donate stems cells and bone marrow?,"Look at ""Be the Match"" and they will tell you all you need to know."
43372,Where do you go to donate stems cells and bone marrow?,"Look at ""Be the Match"" and they will tell you all you need to know.",Ok I will do that today.
43373,I was recently told that the man I donated stem cells to has made a full recovery from leukemia.,Can you sell stem cells,No.
43374,Can you sell stem cells,No.,"“Our electoral system is corrupt”? No, that’s so badass bro. I’m at work I’m never disappointed."
43375,Going to see my first ever client as a psychologist tomorrow !!!,Is your degree a master's in psychology?,What am i thinking huh??
43376,Is your degree a master's in psychology?,What am i thinking huh??,Pay OP and you might find out
43377,Going to see my first ever client as a psychologist tomorrow !!!,How does that make you feel?,"Damn, im really debating if i should give you my only silver i have."
43378,How does that make you feel?,"Damn, im really debating if i should give you my only silver i have.",I gotchu. Been saving mine for weeks.
43379,How does that make you feel?,"Damn, im really debating if i should give you my only silver i have.",I got you internet friend!
43380,"Damn, im really debating if i should give you my only silver i have.",I got you internet friend!,"Damn you guys, I really freakin appreciate this. Thanks man :)"
43381,Going to see my first ever client as a psychologist tomorrow !!!,How does that make you feel?,He fucking said it in the post
43382,How does that make you feel?,He fucking said it in the post,What makes you think that?
43383,How does that make you feel?,He fucking said it in the post,Is that so?
43384,How does that make you feel?,He fucking said it in the post,And your therapist listens to you?
43385,How does that make you feel?,He fucking said it in the post,/r/whoosh.
43386,Going to see my first ever client as a psychologist tomorrow !!!,Congratulations. Pop by r/therapists and fill us in on how it goes for you.,Risky click of the day.
43387,Congratulations. Pop by r/therapists and fill us in on how it goes for you.,Risky click of the day.,Lmfao jesus
43388,Congratulations. Pop by r/therapists and fill us in on how it goes for you.,Risky click of the day.,"We might analyze you.

Wait..."
43389,Going to see my first ever client as a psychologist tomorrow !!!,Can I talk to you?,Of course you can !! Message me :)
43390,Can I talk to you?,Of course you can !! Message me :),I was kidding but I’ll gladly tell you my problems I guess.
43391,I quit smoking thanks to my GF.,No relationship is better than weed imho.,Weed can't suck your dick.
43392,No relationship is better than weed imho.,Weed can't suck your dick.,Relationship does not suck your dick either.
43393,Weed can't suck your dick.,Relationship does not suck your dick either.,"Guns don't kill people, men or women suck your dick.
Sorry"
43394,Relationship does not suck your dick either.,"Guns don't kill people, men or women suck your dick.
Sorry",You know what I mean right? You don't need a relationship to fuck. OMG
43395,"Guns don't kill people, men or women suck your dick.
Sorry",You know what I mean right? You don't need a relationship to fuck. OMG,Yes sorry just being silly
43396,If you had $20000 and no responsibilities what would you do?,i would buy a tesla,Are they that cheap?
43397,i would buy a tesla,Are they that cheap?,No
43398,"I find it interesting how on reddit, where everything is anonymous, people tend to be much more polite, well spoken, and decent than on social media such as facebook or instagram, where all of your personal information is shared with everyone.",well couldn’t agree more,Fuck you!!1!! ^^^/s
43399,well couldn’t agree more,Fuck you!!1!! ^^^/s,cool
43400,Anyone else think they were raised by the internet?,"On the contrary, my friend. I helped raise the internet. 

You're welcome.",Grandpa?
43401,"On the contrary, my friend. I helped raise the internet. 

You're welcome.",Grandpa?,"Not quite, but ""dad"" might work."
43402,Grandpa?,"Not quite, but ""dad"" might work.",We got pregnant in high school. Little shit ruined my football career
43403,Grandpa?,"Not quite, but ""dad"" might work.","Early user of Firefox so i guess I'm a ""Foxy Grandpa"""
43404,"Not quite, but ""dad"" might work.","Early user of Firefox so i guess I'm a ""Foxy Grandpa""","I hate to be the ""get off my lawn"" guy, but I remember the internet *before browsers*."
43405,"Early user of Firefox so i guess I'm a ""Foxy Grandpa""","I hate to be the ""get off my lawn"" guy, but I remember the internet *before browsers*.","""Get off my dialup!"""
43406,"Early user of Firefox so i guess I'm a ""Foxy Grandpa""","I hate to be the ""get off my lawn"" guy, but I remember the internet *before browsers*.",I'm curious about your experience. Were you involved with the ARPANET?
43407,"Early user of Firefox so i guess I'm a ""Foxy Grandpa""","I hate to be the ""get off my lawn"" guy, but I remember the internet *before browsers*.",I remember you used to be able to connect to dial up through pay phones fuck I’m getting old
43408,"I hate to be the ""get off my lawn"" guy, but I remember the internet *before browsers*.",I remember you used to be able to connect to dial up through pay phones fuck I’m getting old,We didn't have acoustic couplers. We had to take phones apart and use alligator clips...
43409,I remember you used to be able to connect to dial up through pay phones fuck I’m getting old,We didn't have acoustic couplers. We had to take phones apart and use alligator clips...,Exactly lol and a program to bypass the paying part if I remember correctly
43410,"Early user of Firefox so i guess I'm a ""Foxy Grandpa""","I hate to be the ""get off my lawn"" guy, but I remember the internet *before browsers*.",Gopher FTW.
43411,"I hate to be the ""get off my lawn"" guy, but I remember the internet *before browsers*.",Gopher FTW.,"I used to be a WAIS person at the time, but I live in Minnesota now."
43412,"Not quite, but ""dad"" might work.","Early user of Firefox so i guess I'm a ""Foxy Grandpa""","Netscape, bruh."
43413,"Early user of Firefox so i guess I'm a ""Foxy Grandpa""","Netscape, bruh.",Netscape Navigator ftw!
43414,"Netscape, bruh.",Netscape Navigator ftw!,"Mosaic, you whipper snappers"
43415,Grandpa?,"Not quite, but ""dad"" might work.",Daddy
43416,"On the contrary, my friend. I helped raise the internet. 

You're welcome.",Grandpa?,"Grandpa? How old do you think widespread internet is!  
  
Cheeky little shit. ""Grandpa""."
43417,Anyone else think they were raised by the internet?,"On the contrary, my friend. I helped raise the internet. 

You're welcome.",this sounds oddly attractive
43418,"On the contrary, my friend. I helped raise the internet. 

You're welcome.",this sounds oddly attractive,I'll take it.
43419,Anyone else think they were raised by the internet?,"On the contrary, my friend. I helped raise the internet. 

You're welcome.","I, too, am extraordinarily humble."
43420,"On the contrary, my friend. I helped raise the internet. 

You're welcome.","I, too, am extraordinarily humble.",It's one of my best qualities!
43421,Anyone else think they were raised by the internet?,"On the contrary, my friend. I helped raise the internet. 

You're welcome.",Thanks Al Gore
43422,"On the contrary, my friend. I helped raise the internet. 

You're welcome.",Thanks Al Gore,"I didn't say I *created* it. Though, neither did Al Gore."
43423,Anyone else think they were raised by the internet?,"On the contrary, my friend. I helped raise the internet. 

You're welcome.",Da...Dad.?
43424,"On the contrary, my friend. I helped raise the internet. 

You're welcome.",Da...Dad.?,Hey at least you didn't call me grandpa like the other guy (;
43425,Da...Dad.?,Hey at least you didn't call me grandpa like the other guy (;,Thats tuff😂
43426,Anyone else think they were raised by the internet?,Are you my boyfriend?,No I'm single 😂
43427,Are you my boyfriend?,No I'm single 😂,"Lol, ok :) just checking 😉"
43428,I'm bi!,"Hi Bi, I'm dad!",ree
43429,"Hi Bi, I'm dad!",ree,\*WRYYYYYYYYY
43430,ree,\*WRYYYYYYYYY,yare yare daze
43431,\*WRYYYYYYYYY,yare yare daze,ZA WARUDO
43432,yare yare daze,ZA WARUDO,*hOHO~~ then come as close as you wish*
43433,ZA WARUDO,*hOHO~~ then come as close as you wish*,I can’t kick your ass without getting closer.
43434,*hOHO~~ then come as close as you wish*,I can’t kick your ass without getting closer.,*hOHO~~ then come as close as you wish.*
43435,I can’t kick your ass without getting closer.,*hOHO~~ then come as close as you wish.*,"**Roundabout starts playing**

*To Be Continued*"
43436,*hOHO~~ then come as close as you wish.*,"**Roundabout starts playing**

*To Be Continued*",I'll be the ROOOOOOUNDABOUT
43437,"**Roundabout starts playing**

*To Be Continued*",I'll be the ROOOOOOUNDABOUT,The words will MAAAAAAKE you out n' out
43438,I'll be the ROOOOOOUNDABOUT,The words will MAAAAAAKE you out n' out,I spend the DAAAAAAAY YOUR WAAAAAAY
43439,I can’t kick your ass without getting closer.,*hOHO~~ then come as close as you wish.*,vaguely gay
43440,yare yare daze,ZA WARUDO,I'll make you eat those words!
43441,ZA WARUDO,I'll make you eat those words!,*Jotaro’s Theme Plays*
43442,I'm bi!,"Hi Bi, I'm dad!","I'm leaving.

Bi, dad"
43443,"Hi Bi, I'm dad!","I'm leaving.

Bi, dad",YOU.
43444,"Hi Bi, I'm dad!","I'm leaving.

Bi, dad",r/justgettingmilk
43445,"Hi Bi, I'm dad!","I'm leaving.

Bi, dad",For you.
43446,"Hi Bi, I'm dad!","I'm leaving.

Bi, dad","Bi, son."
43447,"Hi Bi, I'm dad!","I'm leaving.

Bi, dad","Hi leaving, Im sad"
43448,"Hi Bi, I'm dad!","I'm leaving.

Bi, dad","I was expecting the ""Hi Bi, I'm dad,"" comment, but you topped it.  Nice."
43449,I'm bi!,"Username is relevant. Not in a bad way though. Hooray for degeneracy, comrade!",it started as an alt for furry porn :x
43450,"Username is relevant. Not in a bad way though. Hooray for degeneracy, comrade!",it started as an alt for furry porn :x,Now I have to look up furry porn.
43451,it started as an alt for furry porn :x,Now I have to look up furry porn.,But you don't tho 🤔
43452,"Username is relevant. Not in a bad way though. Hooray for degeneracy, comrade!",it started as an alt for furry porn :x,"Are you me? I am bi, like furry porn, 17..."
43453,"Username is relevant. Not in a bad way though. Hooray for degeneracy, comrade!",it started as an alt for furry porn :x,[removed]
43454,I'm bi!,"Ok, you do you random internet person. Or don't actually, it might be difficult to di yourself.",This is my fantasy. If I ever show up in my room at night I'll know time travel is real.
43455,"Ok, you do you random internet person. Or don't actually, it might be difficult to di yourself.",This is my fantasy. If I ever show up in my room at night I'll know time travel is real.,I always lean towards clones but this idea doesn’t sound too bad
43456,I'm bi!,Hi Bi,Bye Bi
43457,Hi Bi,Bye Bi,Hi again Bi
43458,I'm bi!,Come on over to r/bisexual already!,We got lemon bars! We got finger guns! We got cuffed pants!
43459,Come on over to r/bisexual already!,We got lemon bars! We got finger guns! We got cuffed pants!,Lemon bars are a thing for us??
43460,Come on over to r/bisexual already!,We got lemon bars! We got finger guns! We got cuffed pants!,Well that sounds like fun for any orientation though.
43461,Come on over to r/bisexual already!,We got lemon bars! We got finger guns! We got cuffed pants!,Wait if I like all three of those does that make me bi now?
43462,Come on over to r/bisexual already!,We got lemon bars! We got finger guns! We got cuffed pants!,"Are finger guns a bi thing? Damn, didn't know. Glad I'm reppin' well though!"
43463,I'm bi!,Come on over to r/bisexual already!,/r/bi_irl for memes too!
43464,Come on over to r/bisexual already!,/r/bi_irl for memes too!,"Wait not ""r/birl""?"
43465,I'm bi!,Why r u gay,who says I'm gay?
43466,Why r u gay,who says I'm gay?,You're gay. Why are you gay?
43467,Dudes. We see you. We appreciate you.,I like this. I like you.,Aww :)
43468,I like this. I like you.,Aww :),Now kith
43469,Aww :),Now kith,Thith doeth put a thmile on my fathe
43470,Now kith,Thith doeth put a thmile on my fathe,r/unexthpectedthanoth
43471,Thith doeth put a thmile on my fathe,r/unexthpectedthanoth,r/SubsIFellFor
43472,Dudes. We see you. We appreciate you.,I like this. I like you.,I like your comment. I like you
43473,I like this. I like you.,I like your comment. I like you,I like youuur comment. I like youu
43474,I like your comment. I like you,I like youuur comment. I like youu,I like youuuur comment. I like youuu
43475,I like youuur comment. I like youu,I like youuuur comment. I like youuu, I like youuuuur comment. I like youuuu
43476,Dudes. We see you. We appreciate you.,"Thank you, This makes you a Queen as well.",If she breathes...
43477,"Thank you, This makes you a Queen as well.",If she breathes...,Oh no. GET DOWN MS OBAMA
43478,Dudes. We see you. We appreciate you.,"Eh, words are wind.",Wow what a bitter life you must live.
43479,"Eh, words are wind.",Wow what a bitter life you must live.,"Pretty much.

I don't see why I should feel all warm and fuzzy over some words on the internet."
43480,Dudes. We see you. We appreciate you.,"I'm not crying, you're crying",Want an internet hug?
43481,"I'm not crying, you're crying",Want an internet hug?,Sure
43482,Dudes. We see you. We appreciate you.,"Damn girl, get a Tinder next time you're craving male attention.",Smh no one respects men anymore or how hard it is to be a man these days.
43483,"Damn girl, get a Tinder next time you're craving male attention.",Smh no one respects men anymore or how hard it is to be a man these days.,She changed feminism to sexism hahah
43484,Smh no one respects men anymore or how hard it is to be a man these days.,She changed feminism to sexism hahah,Hahahahahaha
43485,Cows got my roommate on Reddit,Sounds like he found his happy place. I'm glad.,We all need one :)
43486,Sounds like he found his happy place. I'm glad.,We all need one :),I hope I can find or just build mine someday
43487,Cows got my roommate on Reddit,[goes to look up cows],"Amazing, right?!"
43488,[goes to look up cows],"Amazing, right?!",They...should have sent a poet...
43489,Cows got my roommate on Reddit,I’m not sure... he just typed in “cows.” 😂,You didn't reply to the comment 😉
43490,I’m not sure... he just typed in “cows.” 😂,You didn't reply to the comment 😉,🤦‍♂️ Welp... not perfect hahaha
43491,You didn't reply to the comment 😉,🤦‍♂️ Welp... not perfect hahaha,😅
43492,"As a guy who is relatively new to having long hair, there's one thing about it that has truly changed me as a person.",pulling hairs out from your butt in the shower is definitely one to look forward to,"Not in the shower, but *doing other things*, if you know what I mean. :,("
43493,pulling hairs out from your butt in the shower is definitely one to look forward to,"Not in the shower, but *doing other things*, if you know what I mean. :,(","Lol I didn’t want to go there, but I definitely know what you mean. 😬"
43494,pulling hairs out from your butt in the shower is definitely one to look forward to,"Not in the shower, but *doing other things*, if you know what I mean. :,(",im screaming
43495,"Not in the shower, but *doing other things*, if you know what I mean. :,(",im screaming,im so sorry
43496,im screaming,im so sorry,it’s okay hahahahaha it was funny
43497,"For the past decade, I thought I was the problem in my relationships. Turns out I wasn't.",Relatable.,Same. I need to find my own G
43498,Relatable.,Same. I need to find my own G,"If you're a guy, it involves putting things up your butt."
43499,Same. I need to find my own G,"If you're a guy, it involves putting things up your butt.","I ment a person, not the spot :("
43500,Same. I need to find my own G,"If you're a guy, it involves putting things up your butt.",I need a G too but.....this has me a bit concerned.
43501,Relatable.,Same. I need to find my own G,I think we all need our own G.
43502,"For the past decade, I thought I was the problem in my relationships. Turns out I wasn't.",Relatable.,Where can I find my G
43503,Relatable.,Where can I find my G,The butthole
43504,"For the past decade, I thought I was the problem in my relationships. Turns out I wasn't.","Reading this put a smile on my face. Thank you for the wholesome story OP, glad you're happy!",Thank you! Glad it put a smile on your face :)
43505,"Reading this put a smile on my face. Thank you for the wholesome story OP, glad you're happy!",Thank you! Glad it put a smile on your face :),I just got you to 70 points on this comment (sorry).
43506,"Reading this put a smile on my face. Thank you for the wholesome story OP, glad you're happy!",Thank you! Glad it put a smile on your face :),*Shit....now everyone's trying to get you back to 69 points.*
43507,Thank you! Glad it put a smile on your face :),*Shit....now everyone's trying to get you back to 69 points.*,ahahah it's ok you guys have fun
43508,"For the past decade, I thought I was the problem in my relationships. Turns out I wasn't.",100% relatable. I'm so happy for you btw :),thank you! happy cake day
43509,100% relatable. I'm so happy for you btw :),thank you! happy cake day,Thank you so much ! :)
43510,Anyone else tired of the 9-5 corporate rat race?,"Wait, you get to go in at 9 and leave at 5?",Plus 1 hour of unpaid lunch. So it is actual 9-6 for a bare minimum wage.
43511,"Wait, you get to go in at 9 and leave at 5?",Plus 1 hour of unpaid lunch. So it is actual 9-6 for a bare minimum wage.,He was being sarcastic
43512,Plus 1 hour of unpaid lunch. So it is actual 9-6 for a bare minimum wage.,He was being sarcastic,Not if they are in accounting
43513,"Wait, you get to go in at 9 and leave at 5?",Plus 1 hour of unpaid lunch. So it is actual 9-6 for a bare minimum wage.,"What do you mean by ""getting a trade""?"
43514,Plus 1 hour of unpaid lunch. So it is actual 9-6 for a bare minimum wage.,"What do you mean by ""getting a trade""?","Trade jobs: builder, plumber, electrician etc. You might call it something else where you are."
43515,Me (20M) and my gf (20F) just got a call -- we were approved for our new apartment!,"Congratulations! 

Save as much as you can because furniture and all the basics you need add up.",For sure! Planning on getting a few cheap things from Goodwill and upgrading as we go :)
43516,"Congratulations! 

Save as much as you can because furniture and all the basics you need add up.",For sure! Planning on getting a few cheap things from Goodwill and upgrading as we go :),Don't buy anything before you move in! Except for the essentials like a plunger.
43517,For sure! Planning on getting a few cheap things from Goodwill and upgrading as we go :),Don't buy anything before you move in! Except for the essentials like a plunger.,"And a mattress, but yes"
43518,Me (20M) and my gf (20F) just got a call -- we were approved for our new apartment!,r/CongratsLikeImFive,"Not looking for congrats, mainly looking for advice. The praise is nice too tho ngl"
43519,r/CongratsLikeImFive,"Not looking for congrats, mainly looking for advice. The praise is nice too tho ngl",Oh I just read the title. Hahaha
43520,I just shook a surgeon's hand and it was a surreal experience.,I hope a surgeon with a bad mood reads this and feels good about themselves,"They did. Thank you, OP. :)"
43521,I hope a surgeon with a bad mood reads this and feels good about themselves,"They did. Thank you, OP. :)",:D
43522,I hope a surgeon with a bad mood reads this and feels good about themselves,"They did. Thank you, OP. :)","No prob, Bob."
43523,I just shook a surgeon's hand and it was a surreal experience.,I hope a surgeon with a bad mood reads this and feels good about themselves,Absolutely did! I'm on a grueling night shift with a splitting headache and this made me happy!
43524,I hope a surgeon with a bad mood reads this and feels good about themselves,Absolutely did! I'm on a grueling night shift with a splitting headache and this made me happy!,You da best!
43525,My employer has offered to pay for 50% of my grad school tuition!,What kind of disabilities does your nonprofit work with?,People with developmental disabilities
43526,What kind of disabilities does your nonprofit work with?,People with developmental disabilities,Would that include people on the spectrum?
43527,People with developmental disabilities,Would that include people on the spectrum?,"Yes, It would"
43528,My friend showed exactly what kind of friend she is.,You should let her know how much you appreciate her friendship!,With your dick
43529,You should let her know how much you appreciate her friendship!,With your dick,"This comment should go over well. Good luck , friend."
43530,With your dick,"This comment should go over well. Good luck , friend.",I gave him an upvote. It’s almost expected around here.
43531,My friend showed exactly what kind of friend she is.,This took a very positive turn that I did not expect,I try my best
43532,This took a very positive turn that I did not expect,I try my best,Haha you had me in the first half
43533,My friend showed exactly what kind of friend she is.,This took a very positive turn that I did not expect,OP had us in the first half
43534,This took a very positive turn that I did not expect,OP had us in the first half,not gonna lie
43535,OP had us in the first half,not gonna lie,OP
43536,not gonna lie,OP,had us
43537,OP,had us,in
43538,had us,in,the first
43539,in,the first,half
43540,My friend showed exactly what kind of friend she is.,This took a very positive turn that I did not expect,It's pretty fucking depressing most of us thought it was gonna end up the exact opposite.
43541,This took a very positive turn that I did not expect,It's pretty fucking depressing most of us thought it was gonna end up the exact opposite.,[removed]
43542,My friend showed exactly what kind of friend she is.,"Thought this would be about how your friend disappointed you, glad it wasn’t.",They had us in the first half not gonna lie
43543,"Thought this would be about how your friend disappointed you, glad it wasn’t.",They had us in the first half not gonna lie,This is a stupid meme or whatever the kids are calling it these days.
43544,They had us in the first half not gonna lie,This is a stupid meme or whatever the kids are calling it these days.,Thanks for the input grandpa
43545,My friend showed exactly what kind of friend she is.,Your parents would have shown up first,His parents probably aren’t using snapchat though.
43546,Your parents would have shown up first,His parents probably aren’t using snapchat though.,"Actually, my mom does"
43547,My friend showed exactly what kind of friend she is.,When do you fuck?,"That's gonna be a big ol fuck no, she's very pretty but I have a girlfriend"
43548,When do you fuck?,"That's gonna be a big ol fuck no, she's very pretty but I have a girlfriend",Haha good man 👍🏼
43549,When do you fuck?,"That's gonna be a big ol fuck no, she's very pretty but I have a girlfriend",Everyone’s panties bunched up it seems
43550,"That's gonna be a big ol fuck no, she's very pretty but I have a girlfriend",Everyone’s panties bunched up it seems,People seem to be under this impression that you can't be just friends with a girl
43551,What's bothering you today?,My girlfriend and I broke up,"Ahhhhhhhh

I'm sorry. Really.

How are you holding up?"
43552,My girlfriend and I broke up,"Ahhhhhhhh

I'm sorry. Really.

How are you holding up?","After a few tears, chocolate, and icecream I'm good"
43553,Having bad teeth doesn't make you a bad person,I'm not ashamed.  I'm just broke lmao,I get that. I'm sorry lol
43554,I'm not ashamed.  I'm just broke lmao,I get that. I'm sorry lol,"lol, last time I saw the dentist was in middle school, so something like 17 years ago"
43555,I get that. I'm sorry lol,"lol, last time I saw the dentist was in middle school, so something like 17 years ago","Get a cleaning, nerd!!"
43556,"lol, last time I saw the dentist was in middle school, so something like 17 years ago","Get a cleaning, nerd!!",A pressure washer?
43557,"lol, last time I saw the dentist was in middle school, so something like 17 years ago","Get a cleaning, nerd!!",Fuck you bitch
43558,"Get a cleaning, nerd!!",Fuck you bitch,[removed]
43559,I get that. I'm sorry lol,"lol, last time I saw the dentist was in middle school, so something like 17 years ago","Same.

Cant afford a house or anything.

Seems legit."
43560,Having bad teeth doesn't make you a bad person,Last time I went to the dentist they made me feel so embarrassed and I left in tears.....,It seems like some of them really try to make you ashamed...
43561,Last time I went to the dentist they made me feel so embarrassed and I left in tears.....,It seems like some of them really try to make you ashamed...,They want your 💵💰💴💶💸
43562,Having bad teeth doesn't make you a bad person,I just remembered I forgot to brush my teeth this morning. Better go do that.,DO IT
43563,I just remembered I forgot to brush my teeth this morning. Better go do that.,DO IT,Got distracted... brushing now! Thank you!!
43564,Having bad teeth doesn't make you a bad person,"You say that, until y’all accuse me of never flossing and proceed to give me three fillings",Floss more and you won't been fillings
43565,"You say that, until y’all accuse me of never flossing and proceed to give me three fillings",Floss more and you won't been fillings,You floss more.
43566,Floss more and you won't been fillings,You floss more.,I do at least once a night
43567,Having bad teeth doesn't make you a bad person,Not a bad person but freaking careless about basic hygiene which makes you a bum.,I got my dental issues from eating disorders. Doesn't always have to do with bad hygiene.
43568,Not a bad person but freaking careless about basic hygiene which makes you a bum.,I got my dental issues from eating disorders. Doesn't always have to do with bad hygiene.,"That’s too bad, hope you got to see a mental health specialist and a dentist."
43569,Having bad teeth doesn't make you a bad person,"Not a bad person, just gross.",You're the type of person I'm talking about. No one needs your negativity
43570,"Not a bad person, just gross.",You're the type of person I'm talking about. No one needs your negativity,Yuck.
43571,I got a heart on my starbucks cup,I’m glad it made you smile but these comments reminded me why you can’t do anything nice.,"Woman: *Exists*

Man: ""woah maybe she likes me????"""
43572,I’m glad it made you smile but these comments reminded me why you can’t do anything nice.,"Woman: *Exists*

Man: ""woah maybe she likes me????""",bro she touched her earlobe with her right hand what does the algorithm say?
43573,I got a heart on my starbucks cup,"Omg I always get a smiley, never knew they only did it at nice people",Then I think you’re a really pleasant person then. :)
43574,"Omg I always get a smiley, never knew they only did it at nice people",Then I think you’re a really pleasant person then. :),Omg adorable this made my day
43575,I got a heart on my starbucks cup,I got excited until I figured out this isn’t a love story and you don’t get the man’s number,It was all a ruse to get you to comment so I can ask for *your* number
43576,I got excited until I figured out this isn’t a love story and you don’t get the man’s number,It was all a ruse to get you to comment so I can ask for *your* number,[removed]
43577,I got excited until I figured out this isn’t a love story and you don’t get the man’s number,It was all a ruse to get you to comment so I can ask for *your* number,7
43578,The sequel to Now You See Me wasn't called Now You Don't.,I’m so glad other people are still upset about this too.,"I have come to terms with a lot of things over the years, this is not one of them."
43579,I’m so glad other people are still upset about this too.,"I have come to terms with a lot of things over the years, this is not one of them.",I’m glad we can share this pain
43580,"I have come to terms with a lot of things over the years, this is not one of them.",I’m glad we can share this pain,Me too. Isn't commiseration with strangers just the best?
43581,I’m so glad other people are still upset about this too.,"I have come to terms with a lot of things over the years, this is not one of them.",Not us
43582,"I have come to terms with a lot of things over the years, this is not one of them.",Not us,Nice stealth reference
43583,Not us,Nice stealth reference,Those are getting more rare by the day
43584,The sequel to Now You See Me wasn't called Now You Don't.,I’m so glad other people are still upset about this too.,What about the Avatar font?
43585,I’m so glad other people are still upset about this too.,What about the Avatar font?,Stop. I don't have enough drugs in me to deal with both of these.
43586,The sequel to Now You See Me wasn't called Now You Don't.,Now 2 See Me: 2 Fast 2 Magical.,Yo dawg
43587,Now 2 See Me: 2 Fast 2 Magical.,Yo dawg,I heard you liked 2’s in your titles
43588,The sequel to Now You See Me wasn't called Now You Don't.,If there’s a third one it should be called Now You Three Me,"No, it'll be ""Now you see me, as well"""
43589,If there’s a third one it should be called Now You Three Me,"No, it'll be ""Now you see me, as well""","""Now you see me too"""
43590,"No, it'll be ""Now you see me, as well""","""Now you see me too""",Part 3
43591,"""Now you see me too""",Part 3,Now That's What I Call Seeing Me: Volume 3
43592,"""Now you see me too""",Part 3,This little run won the internet for me today.
43593,"No, it'll be ""Now you see me, as well""","""Now you see me too""",If I was drinking water I would have spit it out
43594,If there’s a third one it should be called Now You Three Me,"No, it'll be ""Now you see me, as well""",Look who see’s me now
43595,The sequel to Now You See Me wasn't called Now You Don't.,If there’s a third one it should be called Now You Three Me,"Now, you! See me."
43596,If there’s a third one it should be called Now You Three Me,"Now, you! See me.",Now? You see me?
43597,"Now, you! See me.",Now? You see me?,You? See me... Now?
43598,If there’s a third one it should be called Now You Three Me,"Now, you! See me.",Shatner?
43599,The sequel to Now You See Me wasn't called Now You Don't.,If there’s a third one it should be called Now You Three Me,Now you three m3?
43600,If there’s a third one it should be called Now You Three Me,Now you three m3?,Yes
43601,What were three good things about today?,"1.I watched Game of Thrones.

2.Arya saved the day. 

3.it rained earlier today.",I literally cheered and clapped at my tv when #2 happened.
43602,"1.I watched Game of Thrones.

2.Arya saved the day. 

3.it rained earlier today.",I literally cheered and clapped at my tv when #2 happened.,You weren’t the only one😂
43603,"Does anyone have dreams so surreal and lucid, leaves you a feeling of nostalgia and sort of depression for the rest of the day?",does this happen to you u/lerfer,i have a really sad dream and wake up weird but not the whole day
43604,does this happen to you u/lerfer,i have a really sad dream and wake up weird but not the whole day,do you always remember the full dream or just remember that it was really sad
43605,i have a really sad dream and wake up weird but not the whole day,do you always remember the full dream or just remember that it was really sad,usually remember a lot of it
43606,do you always remember the full dream or just remember that it was really sad,usually remember a lot of it,if i do remember it i wipe it with my mind blower
43607,usually remember a lot of it,if i do remember it i wipe it with my mind blower,dude honestly same
43608,"Does anyone have dreams so surreal and lucid, leaves you a feeling of nostalgia and sort of depression for the rest of the day?",Yes.my sleeping pills cause them,Melatonin?
43609,Yes.my sleeping pills cause them,Melatonin?,Possibly. They're called 'dormir bien' in spain.
43610,Reddit can go from super wholesome to fucking toxic in no time!,It's a symptom of humanity,"You mean, clans."
43611,It's a symptom of humanity,"You mean, clans.",I don't think I do...
43612,I’m a fat woman,"Hi I like fat women, and there is nothing wrong with that. You be you","Obesity *is* unhealthy, however."
43613,"Hi I like fat women, and there is nothing wrong with that. You be you","Obesity *is* unhealthy, however.",Why.......is that even necessary to say to someone who says they find fat girls attractive?
43614,"Obesity *is* unhealthy, however.",Why.......is that even necessary to say to someone who says they find fat girls attractive?,"""There is nothing wrong with you""

Being fat is a problem."
43615,To the person I sat next to in Endgame (no spoilers),"Should have gotten that number!!

Next time!",So many regrets :-(
43616,"Should have gotten that number!!

Next time!",So many regrets :-(,"&gt;Next time!

Relevant username?"
43617,So many regrets :-(,"&gt;Next time!

Relevant username?",Not kinda. Extra. Extra relevant.
43618,"Should have gotten that number!!

Next time!",So many regrets :-(,Is this a possible romance regret? Cause that's so cute.
43619,So many regrets :-(,Is this a possible romance regret? Cause that's so cute.,"No need to make it weird, dude."
43620,Is this a possible romance regret? Cause that's so cute.,"No need to make it weird, dude.",There's nothing weird about it. This is how humans mate and perform reproduction.
43621,To the person I sat next to in Endgame (no spoilers),"Guy I sat next to was Michael, shout out to Michael. You're the man.",Shout out to Ray and Isaac if you're reading this.
43622,"Guy I sat next to was Michael, shout out to Michael. You're the man.",Shout out to Ray and Isaac if you're reading this.,I'm an Isaac!!
43623,To the person I sat next to in Endgame (no spoilers),Make a post on Craigslist under Missed Connections. It’s worth a shot.,"Hmm I might try that, thanks!"
43624,Make a post on Craigslist under Missed Connections. It’s worth a shot.,"Hmm I might try that, thanks!",Try talking to the staff maybe they'll pass the word if he is a regular
43625,To the person I sat next to in Endgame (no spoilers),"Hey, maybe you'll meet again sometime!. Then ask for his number👹 that was fate dammit",Ah well let’s see if fate does it again :-)
43626,"Hey, maybe you'll meet again sometime!. Then ask for his number👹 that was fate dammit",Ah well let’s see if fate does it again :-), If not. Im not doing anything on the weekends😂
43627,To the person I sat next to in Endgame (no spoilers),Post is spoiler free :),"You, mr mod, are bisexual now"
43628,Post is spoiler free :),"You, mr mod, are bisexual now",Thanos is defeated and lord starc dies
43629,"You, mr mod, are bisexual now",Thanos is defeated and lord starc dies,Saw the movie last night. By the way you’re a fucking asshole.
43630,I'm kinda bored and I wanna talk to someone.,my kinda hand hurts too,It suuucks.
43631,my kinda hand hurts too,It suuucks.,if only.
43632,It suuucks.,if only.,"We are only mortal, after all."
43633,"I dont care a lick about the end game thingy, so if you have a risky click tag me in the comments and I'll let you know if its safe.","Kind of like the royal food testers of old, but without the risk.",Exactly!
43634,"Kind of like the royal food testers of old, but without the risk.",Exactly!,I’ll help. Tag me as well. Saw it tonight but had some asshole spoil it for me yesterday.
43635,Exactly!,I’ll help. Tag me as well. Saw it tonight but had some asshole spoil it for me yesterday.,"Same boat, didn't believe the spoilers but man that ending was worth it even still"
43636,Exactly!,I’ll help. Tag me as well. Saw it tonight but had some asshole spoil it for me yesterday.,Hey! I know you from r/thedailyzeitgeist. Footnotes!
43637,I’ll help. Tag me as well. Saw it tonight but had some asshole spoil it for me yesterday.,Hey! I know you from r/thedailyzeitgeist. Footnotes!,"Yoyoyoyoyo 
 #zeitgang"
43638,"Kind of like the royal food testers of old, but without the risk.",Exactly!,"Same, I saw it on Wednesday and willing to help! This movie should not be spoiled for anyone."
43639,"Kind of like the royal food testers of old, but without the risk.",Exactly!,I salute you
43640,"I dont care a lick about the end game thingy, so if you have a risky click tag me in the comments and I'll let you know if its safe.",Iron Man dies at the end,What’s it like living as a total douche?
43641,Iron Man dies at the end,What’s it like living as a total douche?,I could be lying lmfao
43642,"I dont care a lick about the end game thingy, so if you have a risky click tag me in the comments and I'll let you know if its safe.",I disagree with your premise entirely.,upvote this man
43643,I disagree with your premise entirely.,upvote this man,I know! That was hilarious. Why is he getting down voted??
43644,My husband gives me his pillow every morning,This is the cutest fucking thing Ive ever read. I hope my future husband is even half as sweet.,Thanks! I'm definitely blessed to have a man like him :)
43645,This is the cutest fucking thing Ive ever read. I hope my future husband is even half as sweet.,Thanks! I'm definitely blessed to have a man like him :),AND you’re a fancy bagel! The luck!
43646,This is the cutest fucking thing Ive ever read. I hope my future husband is even half as sweet.,Thanks! I'm definitely blessed to have a man like him :),Is a fancy bagel an everything bagel?
43647,My husband gives me his pillow every morning,This is the cutest fucking thing Ive ever read. I hope my future husband is even half as sweet.,Maybe you should try being nice too instead of wanting people to be nice to you.
43648,This is the cutest fucking thing Ive ever read. I hope my future husband is even half as sweet.,Maybe you should try being nice too instead of wanting people to be nice to you.,Who says she isn't?
43649,I have been a long time lurker on reddit and if im lucky i will hit 100 karma today. What small things made your day a little better?,My friend gave me a free ticket to go see Endgame with him tonight.,"I don't get to see it til sunday :( 

But have fun!"
43650,My friend gave me a free ticket to go see Endgame with him tonight.,"I don't get to see it til sunday :( 

But have fun!",Hope you avoid spoilers till then :)
43651,"I don't get to see it til sunday :( 

But have fun!",Hope you avoid spoilers till then :),"Thank you! That's the plan, we'll see how it goes.."
43652,I have been a long time lurker on reddit and if im lucky i will hit 100 karma today. What small things made your day a little better?,"New music from my favorite bands just came out. 

(Neotheater-AJR)","I have heard about those, hope you enjoy The album"
43653,"New music from my favorite bands just came out. 

(Neotheater-AJR)","I have heard about those, hope you enjoy The album",I did! I hope your day was awesome too!
43654,Help combat climate change!!!,"3.6

We're going for high scores, right? I need to up my burger intake.",Where did you calculate that? Can't find the link in this thread.
43655,"3.6

We're going for high scores, right? I need to up my burger intake.",Where did you calculate that? Can't find the link in this thread.,"&gt; footprintcalculator.org 

In the OP..."
43656,Where did you calculate that? Can't find the link in this thread.,"&gt; footprintcalculator.org 

In the OP...","It wasn't as a link, that's why I missed it. Thanks!"
43657,I unsubscribed from all the main subreddits of this website - especially the news and politics subreddits - and the world is already a brighter place just a few days later,Sounds like you just want to live in an echo chamber.,Far out.
43658,Sounds like you just want to live in an echo chamber.,Far out.,You sound very young.
43659,Free Subscriptions,Oh fuck thanks I have to cancel Minecraft realms,Uhh not after that new update you don’t
43660,Oh fuck thanks I have to cancel Minecraft realms,Uhh not after that new update you don’t,What is it free now or something?
43661,Uhh not after that new update you don’t,What is it free now or something?,No there’s just so many more things to do
43662,What is it free now or something?,No there’s just so many more things to do,Thanks for this reminder to jump back on and try out the new stuff!
43663,Free Subscriptions,I always set reminders on the phone.,Me too! Starting from this morning haha
43664,I always set reminders on the phone.,Me too! Starting from this morning haha,It’s basically the only thing I use Siri for.
43665,Free Subscriptions,I always set reminders on the phone.,I sadly learned this lesson with a $99 app.
43666,I always set reminders on the phone.,I sadly learned this lesson with a $99 app.,"I also got beaned by a $99 app, but I still don't cancel the little $4 a month ones..."
43667,I always set reminders on the phone.,I sadly learned this lesson with a $99 app.,What app charges $99?
43668,I sadly learned this lesson with a $99 app.,What app charges $99?,Amazon
43669,I sadly learned this lesson with a $99 app.,What app charges $99?,It was some sort of weight loss app. Noom maybe?
43670,Free Subscriptions,"Ugh, only if i saw this yesterday D:",Me too man
43671,"Ugh, only if i saw this yesterday D:",Me too man,Haha Apple news?
43672,Free Subscriptions,I'm guessing there is a story behind this... so how much did you end up paying?,"Chegg, $15"
43673,I'm guessing there is a story behind this... so how much did you end up paying?,"Chegg, $15",Use reddit my guy. The best explanation service
43674,Free Subscriptions,"*hits blunt*

Aren't we all subscribed to life
.. It's costing us everyday.",Unsubscribe
43675,"*hits blunt*

Aren't we all subscribed to life
.. It's costing us everyday.",Unsubscribe,*please*
43676,so... I found a hamster in my room!,Ever watch the secret life of pets?,Or Hamtaro
43677,Ever watch the secret life of pets?,Or Hamtaro,"Some might even call OP a *Hamburgaler*
*tense spongebob music cues*"
43678,I saw two of my friends in our social circle kiss each other in a club.,Nice work mate......,Bros being bros.
43679,Nice work mate......,Bros being bros.,Damn straight..... not all would do it sadly!
43680,I saw two of my friends in our social circle kiss each other in a club.,"Did you have a crush on Her, too?","She's rather pretty, but way too sarcastic for me.

I don't think I have a crush on her."
43681,"Did you have a crush on Her, too?","She's rather pretty, but way too sarcastic for me.

I don't think I have a crush on her.","Sounds like you like her mate, hehe. 

BTW your a bro, an absolute bro."
43682,I saw two of my friends in our social circle kiss each other in a club.,"Such a good post

Friendship!!",F is for friends who do stuff together....
43683,"Such a good post

Friendship!!",F is for friends who do stuff together....,U IS FOR URANIUM... BOMBS!
43684,I saw two of my friends in our social circle kiss each other in a club.,Now you have to pick between the two of them when they break up.,"¿Por qué no los dos?

Why not both?"
43685,Now you have to pick between the two of them when they break up.,"¿Por qué no los dos?

Why not both?",Because you won't be able to invite them both to the same place.
43686,I saw two of my friends in our social circle kiss each other in a club.,Now you have to pick between the two of them when they break up.,Imagine being this cynical.
43687,Now you have to pick between the two of them when they break up.,Imagine being this cynical.,Imagine being this young and inexperienced.
43688,I saw two of my friends in our social circle kiss each other in a club.,I need a friend like you. That's so wholesome. Want to grab a beer in Toronto? 😂,"I really wish I was nearby! 

I am in Madrid at the moment and then heading back to the UK."
43689,I need a friend like you. That's so wholesome. Want to grab a beer in Toronto? 😂,"I really wish I was nearby! 

I am in Madrid at the moment and then heading back to the UK.",Hah well. There's a pint waiting for you in Toronto if you ever get the chance. 😁
43690,I saw two of my friends in our social circle kiss each other in a club.,I can only dream that all friendship groups are as supportive and cute as yours 😁,"You will find them.

Come join us?"
43691,I can only dream that all friendship groups are as supportive and cute as yours 😁,"You will find them.

Come join us?","I mean Sure, why not 😝"
43692,hobbies?,I love making graphics designs and animations . Especially for other people’s Youtube or Twitch.,"nice man, always a consumer for that sorta thing :) how long you been doing that?"
43693,I love making graphics designs and animations . Especially for other people’s Youtube or Twitch.,"nice man, always a consumer for that sorta thing :) how long you been doing that?","About a year now as a side thing, i’m studying design at University and I absolutely love it"
43694,"nice man, always a consumer for that sorta thing :) how long you been doing that?","About a year now as a side thing, i’m studying design at University and I absolutely love it",well i am very glad to hear it :)
43695,Reddit has completely ruined all other social media for me,That's when you tell your friends that you... *reddit* already 👉😎👉,Props to the guy that scrolled so much to give you silver
43696,That's when you tell your friends that you... *reddit* already 👉😎👉,Props to the guy that scrolled so much to give you silver,"Ikr, its given within minutes after posting it so I'm guessing it was the OP lol"
43697,Lets discuss our favorite games of all time,"Okami, oblivion, or Fe I think are my top three.",Okami is so good!
43698,"Okami, oblivion, or Fe I think are my top three.",Okami is so good!,Try fe! It's for the switch and it's a fun puzzle adventure game but no combat.
43699,"My husband has never had a peanut butter and jam sandwich, and frankly I SHOCKED!",How is that possible,Right? He blames his mother.
43700,How is that possible,Right? He blames his mother.,How so
43701,Right? He blames his mother.,How so,She nevee made him one? She's weird. She used to peel the cheese off his pizza. Yea? What?
43702,How so,She nevee made him one? She's weird. She used to peel the cheese off his pizza. Yea? What?,"WTF, even so he could make one on his own"
43703,She nevee made him one? She's weird. She used to peel the cheese off his pizza. Yea? What?,"WTF, even so he could make one on his own",He's a simple man
43704,"WTF, even so he could make one on his own",He's a simple man,🤣🤣🤣
43705,"WTF, even so he could make one on his own",He's a simple man,Have you made him one yet?
43706,He's a simple man,Have you made him one yet?,Not yet. I told him we should go to the store to buy stuff but he just stared at me silently.
43707,Have you made him one yet?,Not yet. I told him we should go to the store to buy stuff but he just stared at me silently.,You should surprise him with a sandwich
43708,Not yet. I told him we should go to the store to buy stuff but he just stared at me silently.,You should surprise him with a sandwich,It wouldn't be a surprise at this point.
43709,You should surprise him with a sandwich,It wouldn't be a surprise at this point.,Ah true
43710,It wouldn't be a surprise at this point.,Ah true,"Btw he actually loves cheese on pizza, Mr.guywithpizzashoes."
43711,Ah true,"Btw he actually loves cheese on pizza, Mr.guywithpizzashoes.",Pic of the shoes in my profile
43712,"My husband has never had a peanut butter and jam sandwich, and frankly I SHOCKED!","I'm 18 and haven't had it either, granted a peanut allergy may be a valid reason not to lol",Try it. I dare you.
43713,"I'm 18 and haven't had it either, granted a peanut allergy may be a valid reason not to lol",Try it. I dare you.,Double dog.
43714,Anyone wanna fall in love? - a personal social experiment,Okay sure.,"decent.  Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?"
43715,Okay sure.,"decent.  Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?","You, so you can ask me these questions in person. :D"
43716,Sometimes I forget I can just do stuff if I want.,i feel like this man just wanted to flex on us lmao,and I think you want to be an asshole for someone genuine revelation they wanted to share.
43717,i feel like this man just wanted to flex on us lmao,and I think you want to be an asshole for someone genuine revelation they wanted to share.,[removed]
43718,Sometimes I forget I can just do stuff if I want.,Important question on your edit.  Keto brownie mix? Share linky plz.,Good dees brownie mix
43719,Important question on your edit.  Keto brownie mix? Share linky plz.,Good dees brownie mix,Thx
43720,An Insanely Introverted Newbie Approaches :3,Good morning,A good evening from here!
43721,Good morning,A good evening from here!,"Evening you say, where in the world are you"
43722,A good evening from here!,"Evening you say, where in the world are you",From Australia. you?
43723,"Evening you say, where in the world are you",From Australia. you?,California
43724,From Australia. you?,California,Oooo. American timezones always mess me up xD
43725,California,Oooo. American timezones always mess me up xD,Well it's 545 am pst
43726,Oooo. American timezones always mess me up xD,Well it's 545 am pst,"Dang, you get up early. Or I just get up late lol"
43727,Well it's 545 am pst,"Dang, you get up early. Or I just get up late lol","LoL, I'm up early because of work"
43728,"Dang, you get up early. Or I just get up late lol","LoL, I'm up early because of work",That makes sense. What do you do for work if you don't mind me asking?
43729,"LoL, I'm up early because of work",That makes sense. What do you do for work if you don't mind me asking?,"Due to a non disclosure agreement, I can't say"
43730,That makes sense. What do you do for work if you don't mind me asking?,"Due to a non disclosure agreement, I can't say",Oh okay. Mysterious..
43731,"Due to a non disclosure agreement, I can't say",Oh okay. Mysterious..,"Yeah, sorry about that"
43732,Oh okay. Mysterious..,"Yeah, sorry about that","All good, all good."
43733,An Insanely Introverted Newbie Approaches :3,"For an introvert who can't make conversation, you sure say a lot. So well done.",It is quite well crafted.
43734,"For an introvert who can't make conversation, you sure say a lot. So well done.",It is quite well crafted.,Thank you very much :)
43735,What’s something you just LOVE the smell of that people would think is weird?,"Burnt matches.

Mmmm",Oh absolutely! Especially when it’s first lit
43736,"Burnt matches.

Mmmm",Oh absolutely! Especially when it’s first lit,Oh yes. No wonder arson is so popular.
43737,Oh absolutely! Especially when it’s first lit,Oh yes. No wonder arson is so popular.,Haha right! Don’t blame the folks 😂
43738,My husband is a sleep talker,That's still a better script than Batman v. Superman,Have some random mod platinum!
43739,That's still a better script than Batman v. Superman,Have some random mod platinum!,Very nice Mr. Mod
43740,That's still a better script than Batman v. Superman,Have some random mod platinum!,Thanks man
43741,My husband is a sleep talker,Aquaman 2’s looking good already,Have some random mod platinum!
43742,Aquaman 2’s looking good already,Have some random mod platinum!,How can you afford so many.
43743,Have some random mod platinum!,How can you afford so many.,Money
43744,How can you afford so many.,Money,r/technicallythetruth
43745,Aquaman 2’s looking good already,Have some random mod platinum!,cheers mate!
43746,My husband is a sleep talker,I love this so much! Please let us know when there are more!,Have some random mod platinum!
43747,I love this so much! Please let us know when there are more!,Have some random mod platinum!,"Oh my goodness, thank you!!"
43748,My husband is a sleep talker,What a ride!! 7/5 stars ⭐️,Have some random mod platinum!
43749,What a ride!! 7/5 stars ⭐️,Have some random mod platinum!,Do you have to give me rice now?
43750,What a ride!! 7/5 stars ⭐️,Have some random mod platinum!,":D !! Why thank you, best mod ever!"
43751,My husband is a sleep talker,It just flapped,HEEYAAHHH!!!
43752,It just flapped,HEEYAAHHH!!!,Spin kicks that bitch out of the ocean!
43753,My husband is a sleep talker,Be very worried when he stops talking and just smiles.,He sometimes laughs in his sleep. That is kinda creepy.
43754,Be very worried when he stops talking and just smiles.,He sometimes laughs in his sleep. That is kinda creepy.,"Yeah, I imagine."
43755,"It makes me happy when, even in the most aggressive Reddit debates, neither person downvotes the other",Are u a heavy equipment operator? Ur username makes me think so,"Caterpillars are also animals, stupid

Downvoted /s"
43756,Are u a heavy equipment operator? Ur username makes me think so,"Caterpillars are also animals, stupid

Downvoted /s",[removed]
43757,"What, realistically, is the best thing that could happen to you today?",My children could be perfect angels today.,That would be pretty great! How likely is it to happen?
43758,My children could be perfect angels today.,That would be pretty great! How likely is it to happen?,"Well, so far they have been demon spawn today, but it's still early? I give it a 2% chance."
43759,That would be pretty great! How likely is it to happen?,"Well, so far they have been demon spawn today, but it's still early? I give it a 2% chance.",I am rooting for you and your kids :)
43760,"Well, so far they have been demon spawn today, but it's still early? I give it a 2% chance.",I am rooting for you and your kids :),Thanks! Best of luck to you. I hope you get the job.
43761,I am rooting for you and your kids :),Thanks! Best of luck to you. I hope you get the job.,Thanks :)
43762,Thanks! Best of luck to you. I hope you get the job.,Thanks :),This whole conversation made me smile. Hope you both have the best days. &lt;3
43763,"What, realistically, is the best thing that could happen to you today?",My children could be perfect angels today.,Ah wouldn't that be the best day ever :-D
43764,My children could be perfect angels today.,Ah wouldn't that be the best day ever :-D,You bet it would!
43765,"What, realistically, is the best thing that could happen to you today?",I could figure out what is causing all this pain I'm having,Physical pain?
43766,I could figure out what is causing all this pain I'm having,Physical pain?,Yep
43767,Physical pain?,Yep,"I'm sorry to hear that. Have you seen a doctor, and still not worked it out?"
43768,"What, realistically, is the best thing that could happen to you today?",Meet the love of my life.,What makes that realistic for today? Do you have a date?
43769,Meet the love of my life.,What makes that realistic for today? Do you have a date?,"Not yet, but anything could happen. You define your reality, it alls lies in perspective."
43770,"What, realistically, is the best thing that could happen to you today?",somebody would call me to say they want to hang out whilst the weather is nice,Are you in the UK? I'm heading out into the nice weather soon :)
43771,somebody would call me to say they want to hang out whilst the weather is nice,Are you in the UK? I'm heading out into the nice weather soon :),Yes! I have no plans though :( I’m lying in bed with my dog
43772,Are you in the UK? I'm heading out into the nice weather soon :),Yes! I have no plans though :( I’m lying in bed with my dog,A puppy is the perfect excuse to go outside! Take the dog for a walk!
43773,One thing I realized about myself is that the littlest things make me happy,For me it’s finding a pen that just writes so smoothly and fits in your hand perfectly.,I bought those Jelly Rolls Gel pens to treat myself. So smooth.
43774,For me it’s finding a pen that just writes so smoothly and fits in your hand perfectly.,I bought those Jelly Rolls Gel pens to treat myself. So smooth.,Sakura gelly roll for life!!
43775,One thing I realized about myself is that the littlest things make me happy,For me it’s finding a pen that just writes so smoothly and fits in your hand perfectly.,Pen people! Allow me to join your ranks!
43776,For me it’s finding a pen that just writes so smoothly and fits in your hand perfectly.,Pen people! Allow me to join your ranks!,"Welcome aboard ! 
I’m glad I’m not the only person with a thing for pens."
43777,One thing I realized about myself is that the littlest things make me happy,Well do I have some news for you,Which is...
43778,Well do I have some news for you,Which is...,I have some littlest things
43779,One thing I realized about myself is that the littlest things make me happy,I just got some mint soap.and I love it. Super cool smell for a soap,Love mint. It also is great in shower because the aroma helps clear sinuses
43780,I just got some mint soap.and I love it. Super cool smell for a soap,Love mint. It also is great in shower because the aroma helps clear sinuses,Yeah it's really nice! It's charcoal so my shower is turning black thought haha
43781,What colour is the number 5 to you?,green,Can you think of a reason why or are you like me and have no clue?
43782,green,Can you think of a reason why or are you like me and have no clue?,I instantly remembered my Mom's eyes which are green.
43783,Can you think of a reason why or are you like me and have no clue?,I instantly remembered my Mom's eyes which are green.,Thank you for the silver friend!
43784,I instantly remembered my Mom's eyes which are green.,Thank you for the silver friend!,:)
43785,What colour is the number 5 to you?,"I was thinking blue, too, incidentally.",My people!
43786,"I was thinking blue, too, incidentally.",My people!,It... just felt right. I thought of 5 and then blue. I don't know how to explain it.
43787,thursdays were the worst days! ha. jk. 5 q's!,"1. Kpop
2. Alexandria
3. Motivation
4. Driven
5. Yes!",motivationnn
43788,"1. Kpop
2. Alexandria
3. Motivation
4. Driven
5. Yes!",motivationnn,In dire need 😐
43789,motivationnn,In dire need 😐,you got dis! one thing at a time yo
43790,In dire need 😐,you got dis! one thing at a time yo,Thanks question lady. Hope I do
43791,you got dis! one thing at a time yo,Thanks question lady. Hope I do,hehe yuppp
43792,thursdays were the worst days! ha. jk. 5 q's!,"1. Texas country
2. Stacey
3. the future
4. easy to be around
5. yes",ugh country
43793,"1. Texas country
2. Stacey
3. the future
4. easy to be around
5. yes",ugh country,no no. TEXAS country. general country and Texas country are not the same.
43794,ugh country,no no. TEXAS country. general country and Texas country are not the same.,hmmm i dun get it
43795,Gone to University at 27 and I just got an A for my first essay!,So proud of you ! You are the reason teachers like me wake up in the morning !,Oh thanks so much! :)
43796,So proud of you ! You are the reason teachers like me wake up in the morning !,Oh thanks so much! :),Please message me if you need any advice or help ! :)
43797,Oh thanks so much! :),Please message me if you need any advice or help ! :),Thank you so much. Honestly I'm so touched my all the comments and support. It's amazing.
43798,Gone to University at 27 and I just got an A for my first essay!,I went to uni at 26 and became a straight A all the way! Best time of my life!,That's great to hear. Good job!
43799,I went to uni at 26 and became a straight A all the way! Best time of my life!,That's great to hear. Good job!,You’ll so great! Here’s an advice though.. stay on top of your shit and befriend teachers.
43800,That's great to hear. Good job!,You’ll so great! Here’s an advice though.. stay on top of your shit and befriend teachers.,Ja feel lol
43801,"Every single day for the past few weeks, a lizard has come into my backyard and done push-ups for literal hours straight. When I wake up to eat breakfast, I see him out there doing push-ups. When I eat dinner at night, he's still there. I think I'm going to get my ass kicked by a lizard.",Get him a lady lizard to distract him from beating your ass,The lizard probably already stole his gf tho
43802,Get him a lady lizard to distract him from beating your ass,The lizard probably already stole his gf tho,bold of you to assume he had one
43803,Bagels are SO GOOD! What's your wake-up food?,This is my go-to breakfast food and waffles somedays.,"Yesssss both are so good, but so unhealthy haha"
43804,This is my go-to breakfast food and waffles somedays.,"Yesssss both are so good, but so unhealthy haha","I know, like a double edged butter knife."
43805,"Yesssss both are so good, but so unhealthy haha","I know, like a double edged butter knife.",Lmao you right
43806,any good songs or artists that you guys recommend?,Greta Van Fleet,"more liek greta van cant make original music

pretty boys commercialised not artists"
43807,Greta Van Fleet,"more liek greta van cant make original music

pretty boys commercialised not artists",theres no need to make fun of peoples interests in music
43808,any good songs or artists that you guys recommend?,"Like rap at all? If so, I can send a couple songs your way.",yes what would you recommend
43809,"Like rap at all? If so, I can send a couple songs your way.",yes what would you recommend,"Nas - Illmatic

Deltron 3030 - Deltron 3030

Ice Cube - AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted"
43810,"Do you ever randomly catch a whiff of a specific smell and immediately think ""hey, that's the way it smelled in the spring of 2001 when I was playing Pokemon at my grandma's house""","I only played pokemon at my grandma's in the spring of 1997, sorry.",I hadn't been born yet in 2001 so I guess this doesn't apply to me either.
43811,"I only played pokemon at my grandma's in the spring of 1997, sorry.",I hadn't been born yet in 2001 so I guess this doesn't apply to me either.,Oh you just love making people feel old don't you? :(
43812,"I only played pokemon at my grandma's in the spring of 1997, sorry.",I hadn't been born yet in 2001 so I guess this doesn't apply to me either.,LOL!  Get off my lawn!
43813,"I only played pokemon at my grandma's in the spring of 1997, sorry.",I hadn't been born yet in 2001 so I guess this doesn't apply to me either.,"Son, I have sweaters older than you....
 (like seriously, I do.  I feel really old now. )"
43814,"Do you ever randomly catch a whiff of a specific smell and immediately think ""hey, that's the way it smelled in the spring of 2001 when I was playing Pokemon at my grandma's house""",Yes this has been especially vivid lately as this is a rough time of year for me.,Hang in there. Hope it gets better.
43815,Yes this has been especially vivid lately as this is a rough time of year for me.,Hang in there. Hope it gets better.,"Thank you. I know I’ll be fine, just some rough memories."
43816,"Do you ever randomly catch a whiff of a specific smell and immediately think ""hey, that's the way it smelled in the spring of 2001 when I was playing Pokemon at my grandma's house""",Me every time I smell jasmine flowers,Antonio banderas from the 1995 flick Assassins?? Is that you?
43817,Me every time I smell jasmine flowers,Antonio banderas from the 1995 flick Assassins?? Is that you?,Got no clue what that is lol
43818,"Do you ever randomly catch a whiff of a specific smell and immediately think ""hey, that's the way it smelled in the spring of 2001 when I was playing Pokemon at my grandma's house""",NO-my grandma died in 1986. I never played Pokémon. I was already married in 2001.,I'll bet you're a hoot at the company picnic every July.
43819,NO-my grandma died in 1986. I never played Pokémon. I was already married in 2001.,I'll bet you're a hoot at the company picnic every July.,The NYPD doesn't have a company picnic...maybe you're thinking of Dunder Mifflin
43820,My mean cat is finally accepting me,"It can, and will, retract its love, without reason or notice.",Sounds like u speak from experience..
43821,"It can, and will, retract its love, without reason or notice.",Sounds like u speak from experience..,"Yeah, my cat likes to tell me cuddle time is over by clawing the shit out of me."
43822,My mean cat is finally accepting me,Just likes your room tbh,"Yeah, same I think that's why we became roommates."
43823,Just likes your room tbh,"Yeah, same I think that's why we became roommates.","Yea the cat is like “this is some excellent interior decorating, this is now my room”"
43824,"People think I’m crazy for deleting Facebook account, when actually I deleted my Facebook to avoid crazy people.",we live in a society,**BOTTOM TEXT**
43825,we live in a society,**BOTTOM TEXT**,rise up
43826,There is something fulfilling about using your current employer's internet to search for a new job.,"Out of curiosity, what's your job OP?",Child Welfare Case Manager.
43827,"Out of curiosity, what's your job OP?",Child Welfare Case Manager.,Oh god the horrors you must see and hear.
43828,Child Welfare Case Manager.,Oh god the horrors you must see and hear.,Every day is different. That is about as polite as I can put it.
43829,I'm 23 and still have no clue what to do in life.,Same. Want to talk about it? I don't have anything else to do 🙃,I mean sure but it's past 1am so I'll probably should go to sleep for now.
43830,Same. Want to talk about it? I don't have anything else to do 🙃,I mean sure but it's past 1am so I'll probably should go to sleep for now.,"Eh go to sleep my dude, I'm not worth that. Hope you have some good dreams!"
43831,Anyone else prefer the cold?,love cold weather. too bad I live in LA.,Wanna switch? I live in the Netherlands.
43832,love cold weather. too bad I live in LA.,Wanna switch? I live in the Netherlands.,alright. how cold does it get?
43833,My fiancé is writing a book and she just told me that the main character is based on me.,She's a keeper,She really is. She's perfect for me.
43834,She's a keeper,She really is. She's perfect for me.,I wish I would find a girl like that lmao.
43835,My fiancé is writing a book and she just told me that the main character is based on me.,I want this book.,Me too. I'll let you know when it's published. Might not be for a bit tho
43836,I want this book.,Me too. I'll let you know when it's published. Might not be for a bit tho,It's been 6 hours. Is it done *yet*?!
43837,Me too. I'll let you know when it's published. Might not be for a bit tho,It's been 6 hours. Is it done *yet*?!,No I'm sorry
43838,It's been 6 hours. Is it done *yet*?!,No I'm sorry,"I hope you didn't take me seriously, I was definitely just being funny :)"
43839,No I'm sorry,"I hope you didn't take me seriously, I was definitely just being funny :)",I know. I'm just weird and can't understand sarcasm sometimes.
43840,"I hope you didn't take me seriously, I was definitely just being funny :)",I know. I'm just weird and can't understand sarcasm sometimes.,"Uh huh, suuuuure you can't."
43841,I know. I'm just weird and can't understand sarcasm sometimes.,"Uh huh, suuuuure you can't.",Yes...
43842,Today I’ve decided to upvote more posts instead of just lurking and smiling to myself,I makes your thumbs stronger!,Never skip thumb day?
43843,I makes your thumbs stronger!,Never skip thumb day?,The holiest of days
43844,Today I’ve decided to upvote more posts instead of just lurking and smiling to myself,"You know what, me too, here’s my upvote :)",Happy cake day!!
43845,"You know what, me too, here’s my upvote :)",Happy cake day!!,"I’ve up-caked your, “Happy cake day.”"
43846,Happy cake day!!,"I’ve up-caked your, “Happy cake day.”",Omg double cake day in one thread?! Happy cake day to you 🎂🎉
43847,"I’ve up-caked your, “Happy cake day.”",Omg double cake day in one thread?! Happy cake day to you 🎂🎉,Thanks! 😃
43848,What would you do if you found an alien knocking on your door at midnight?,I’d be like “...what??”,"It responds like:

""Hey I'm sorry to bother you, can I come inside? I really need your help."""
43849,I’d be like “...what??”,"It responds like:

""Hey I'm sorry to bother you, can I come inside? I really need your help.""",I’d be like : “..what the heck?? “
43850,I’d be like “...what??”,"It responds like:

""Hey I'm sorry to bother you, can I come inside? I really need your help.""",Then I’d say: “...what the...H E C K??”
43851,"It responds like:

""Hey I'm sorry to bother you, can I come inside? I really need your help.""",Then I’d say: “...what the...H E C K??”,"""Well can use your phone?"""
43852,I’d be like “...what??”,"It responds like:

""Hey I'm sorry to bother you, can I come inside? I really need your help.""",so like a roger?
43853,I’d be like “...what??”,"It responds like:

""Hey I'm sorry to bother you, can I come inside? I really need your help.""","Just out of scientific curiosity, is it a more female or male looking alien?"
43854,"It responds like:

""Hey I'm sorry to bother you, can I come inside? I really need your help.""","Just out of scientific curiosity, is it a more female or male looking alien?",It looks like the alien from alien vs predator movies.
43855,I know that some people get sad when they get downvoted for no reason so I spend a lot of my time on Reddit upvoting comments that don't deserve to be downvoted.,"Me too!! And if someone comments on my post or comment, automatic upvote.","Also, boop have an upvote! :)"
43856,"Me too!! And if someone comments on my post or comment, automatic upvote.","Also, boop have an upvote! :)",Ditto!
43857,"Also, boop have an upvote! :)",Ditto!,You guys are cute. Upvotes for both of y'all
43858,Ditto!,You guys are cute. Upvotes for both of y'all,"And one for you, my friendo!"
43859,You guys are cute. Upvotes for both of y'all,"And one for you, my friendo!",UPVOTES ALL AROUND!
43860,"And one for you, my friendo!",UPVOTES ALL AROUND!,Hey we're all gonna get laid!
43861,UPVOTES ALL AROUND!,Hey we're all gonna get laid!,Upvote for Caddyshack reference!
43862,Hey we're all gonna get laid!,Upvote for Caddyshack reference!,Upvote for the upvote!
43863,Upvote for Caddyshack reference!,Upvote for the upvote!,"Holy shit! We're doing it, Reddit! We're really doing it!"
43864,Upvote for the upvote!,"Holy shit! We're doing it, Reddit! We're really doing it!",Am I too late to the party?
43865,"Holy shit! We're doing it, Reddit! We're really doing it!",Am I too late to the party?,You can never be late to an upvote party!
43866,Am I too late to the party?,You can never be late to an upvote party!,Double late but still great.
43867,"And one for you, my friendo!",UPVOTES ALL AROUND!,You get an upvote! You get an upvote! EVERYBODY GEEETSS AN UPVOTE!
43868,"Also, boop have an upvote! :)",Ditto!,Dilley! Dilley!
43869,I know that some people get sad when they get downvoted for no reason so I spend a lot of my time on Reddit upvoting comments that don't deserve to be downvoted.,Hey thanks. Love you man,"Love you back! 

Back autocorrected to bacon, which is also true. Lol"
43870,Hey thanks. Love you man,"Love you back! 

Back autocorrected to bacon, which is also true. Lol",💕 I hope you are always happy and on the straight path.
43871,"Love you back! 

Back autocorrected to bacon, which is also true. Lol",💕 I hope you are always happy and on the straight path.,"I hope the same for you, my friend! ❤️"
43872,I know that some people get sad when they get downvoted for no reason so I spend a lot of my time on Reddit upvoting comments that don't deserve to be downvoted.,Thx.  That happens to me all the time!   Please upvote me!,You got it
43873,Thx.  That happens to me all the time!   Please upvote me!,You got it,Thx a bunch.   I actually do the same.  Usually on my favorite sub.   r/asoiaf
43874,You got it,Thx a bunch.   I actually do the same.  Usually on my favorite sub.   r/asoiaf,Are you excited for tomorrow??
43875,I know that some people get sad when they get downvoted for no reason so I spend a lot of my time on Reddit upvoting comments that don't deserve to be downvoted.,Have some imaginary gold because I'm broke 🏅,Thanks! Have some silver!
43876,Have some imaginary gold because I'm broke 🏅,Thanks! Have some silver!,Oh my God! Thank you!
43877,I know that some people get sad when they get downvoted for no reason so I spend a lot of my time on Reddit upvoting comments that don't deserve to be downvoted.,Not all super heros wear capes!,I wish I had one though!
43878,Not all super heros wear capes!,I wish I had one though!,Are they able to be cuddled?
43879,I know that some people get sad when they get downvoted for no reason so I spend a lot of my time on Reddit upvoting comments that don't deserve to be downvoted.,♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️,❤️❤️❤️❤️
43880,♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️,❤️❤️❤️❤️,You are awesome!
43881,Sitting in the dark holding my baby,I'm about to leave for a job interview.,:o exciting!!! Are you prepared?
43882,I'm about to leave for a job interview.,:o exciting!!! Are you prepared?,I think so! I went over everything this morning.
43883,:o exciting!!! Are you prepared?,I think so! I went over everything this morning.,Good luck to you Ryann!
43884,I think so! I went over everything this morning.,Good luck to you Ryann!,"Thank you! Just got back, I think it went well!"
43885,Good luck to you Ryann!,"Thank you! Just got back, I think it went well!",Great! I hope you get it
43886,Sitting in the dark holding my baby,i'm literally just lying on the couch browsing through reddit (btw how's the kiddo doing?),Shaking from the fever but blowing me kisses? So I’d say so-so.
43887,i'm literally just lying on the couch browsing through reddit (btw how's the kiddo doing?),Shaking from the fever but blowing me kisses? So I’d say so-so.,"good, i hope your baby gets much better."
43888,Shaking from the fever but blowing me kisses? So I’d say so-so.,"good, i hope your baby gets much better.",Thanks! Hows ur day been?
43889,I discovered my supervisors fart room,"""If this thread blows up....."", why am I howling like such a child?",I'm 31 and i found it more amusing than I should have.
43890,"""If this thread blows up....."", why am I howling like such a child?",I'm 31 and i found it more amusing than I should have.,"37 years old and all I have to say to you is ""pppffffttttt""."
43891,I discovered my supervisors fart room,"Best

Idea

Ever

Gonna search for a closet for me too

It will be a ""blast""",Every workplace needs one.  Make it culturally acceptable!
43892,"Best

Idea

Ever

Gonna search for a closet for me too

It will be a ""blast""",Every workplace needs one.  Make it culturally acceptable!,"Even better, make it a labor rights!"
43893,I discovered my supervisors fart room,"He's found out we fart, kill him immediately",Secrets out.  Women are no longer desireable
43894,"He's found out we fart, kill him immediately",Secrets out.  Women are no longer desireable,/r/suddenlygay
43895,I discovered my supervisors fart room,Stop lying. We all know women don't fart.,I’m pretty sure we fart butterflies and poop rainbows.
43896,Stop lying. We all know women don't fart.,I’m pretty sure we fart butterflies and poop rainbows.,Farting butterflies sounds literal nightmare fuel.
43897,I’m pretty sure we fart butterflies and poop rainbows.,Farting butterflies sounds literal nightmare fuel.,They come out in glitter filled bubbles though. It’s like magic.
43898,I discovered my supervisors fart room,You store your cleaners in a closet?! Don’t they have families to go home to?,AND the poor cleaners have to endure the farts!
43899,You store your cleaners in a closet?! Don’t they have families to go home to?,AND the poor cleaners have to endure the farts!,Don't tell ICE!
43900,I’m colorblind and I tried EnChroma glasses today! I literally screamed.,Make sure to get yourself a pair!!,I would but they are $300 and I am a poor college student haha
43901,Make sure to get yourself a pair!!,I would but they are $300 and I am a poor college student haha,[removed]
43902,Make sure to get yourself a pair!!,I would but they are $300 and I am a poor college student haha,Set up a GoFundMe!
43903,I would but they are $300 and I am a poor college student haha,Set up a GoFundMe!,I might! But I think I’d rather get them for my dad - he’s colorblind more than me!
43904,I would but they are $300 and I am a poor college student haha,Set up a GoFundMe!,[removed]
43905,Make sure to get yourself a pair!!,I would but they are $300 and I am a poor college student haha,Kind strangers of Reddit let's get him a pair !!
43906,Make sure to get yourself a pair!!,I would but they are $300 and I am a poor college student haha,Go fund me maybe? Or Christmas/birthday.
43907,I’m colorblind and I tried EnChroma glasses today! I literally screamed.,Purple is my favorite. :D,I didn’t get to see purple sadly :( I hope to though!
43908,Purple is my favorite. :D,I didn’t get to see purple sadly :( I hope to though!,"Wishing you all the best! If you do, get back to me on your favorite. Would LOVE to know."
43909,Purple is my favorite. :D,I didn’t get to see purple sadly :( I hope to though!,This is such a funny cute and sad phrase all at once!
43910,Purple is my favorite. :D,I didn’t get to see purple sadly :( I hope to though!,"&gt;I didn’t get to see purple sadly

r/brandnewsentence"
43911,I didn’t get to see purple sadly :( I hope to though!,"&gt;I didn’t get to see purple sadly

r/brandnewsentence","That's it, no purple for you tonight"
43912,"&gt;I didn’t get to see purple sadly

r/brandnewsentence","That's it, no purple for you tonight",*cries in while listening to Prince*
43913,"&gt;I didn’t get to see purple sadly

r/brandnewsentence","That's it, no purple for you tonight",I thought Purple was a flavor?
43914,Purple is my favorite. :D,I didn’t get to see purple sadly :( I hope to though!,JUST TRY TO SEE IT AS SOON AS YOU CAN
43915,I didn’t get to see purple sadly :( I hope to though!,JUST TRY TO SEE IT AS SOON AS YOU CAN,I WILL
43916,I’m colorblind and I tried EnChroma glasses today! I literally screamed.,That's awesome! Do you have any idea how those glasses work?,I don’t have a clue haha
43917,That's awesome! Do you have any idea how those glasses work?,I don’t have a clue haha,There is an explanation on their website.
43918,I’m colorblind and I tried EnChroma glasses today! I literally screamed.,this is an ad.,Ethan Klein/Ian Carter intensify
43919,this is an ad.,Ethan Klein/Ian Carter intensify,[removed]
43920,I’m colorblind and I tried EnChroma glasses today! I literally screamed.,Come to montana and try them on again,I was just visiting Montana a few weeks ago and man do I wish I had them
43921,Come to montana and try them on again,I was just visiting Montana a few weeks ago and man do I wish I had them,"Awesome, which region?"
43922,I was just visiting Montana a few weeks ago and man do I wish I had them,"Awesome, which region?",I live in the Rocky mountains.
43923,I was just visiting Montana a few weeks ago and man do I wish I had them,"Awesome, which region?",Helena area!
43924,"Awesome, which region?",Helena area!,"Awesome, I live in Clinton lol"
43925,Just wanna have a chat. How about you? I’m 30F AMA,I mean if ya want,Ya
43926,I mean if ya want,Ya,Wassup
43927,Ya,Wassup,"Not much. Got back from work late. Just chilling. 
What u up to"
43928,Wassup,"Not much. Got back from work late. Just chilling. 
What u up to",Putting off a college assignment. Just sitting in class looking at 4 words on a screen
43929,"Not much. Got back from work late. Just chilling. 
What u up to",Putting off a college assignment. Just sitting in class looking at 4 words on a screen,What’s the assignment
43930,Putting off a college assignment. Just sitting in class looking at 4 words on a screen,What’s the assignment,Well there’s one for computer networking then another for maths
43931,What’s the assignment,Well there’s one for computer networking then another for maths,You’re in luck because I know nothing about either of those
43932,Just wanna have a chat. How about you? I’m 30F AMA,How's that 1 year thing going?,I guess 11 months now lol
43933,How's that 1 year thing going?,I guess 11 months now lol,Good Luck
43934,I love my cat so fucking much,"If you die at home, she’ll eat your eyes in the first two hours post-mortem.",That is adorable
43935,"If you die at home, she’ll eat your eyes in the first two hours post-mortem.",That is adorable,Squee! 😍😍
43936,Joined Reddit Today.,hello friend,"Hello, comrade.  Pleased to meet you! :D"
43937,hello friend,"Hello, comrade.  Pleased to meet you! :D",:)
43938,Joined Reddit Today.,Have you checked out r/aspergirls? That’s a pretty great community. Good luck!!,No I didn't even know it existed!  Thank you I'm definitely going to subscribe there.
43939,Have you checked out r/aspergirls? That’s a pretty great community. Good luck!!,No I didn't even know it existed!  Thank you I'm definitely going to subscribe there.,You’re welcome!
43940,Joined Reddit Today.,"Hey man, I have aspergers too. Welcome to reddit, brother. You seem like a nice guy.",Always a pleasure meeting a fellow Aspie.  Thanks so much for the welcome. :)
43941,"Hey man, I have aspergers too. Welcome to reddit, brother. You seem like a nice guy.",Always a pleasure meeting a fellow Aspie.  Thanks so much for the welcome. :),"You're welcome. You have just come to reddit and you already have medals, thats impressive."
43942,Joined Reddit Today.,YOU FOOL. LEAVE WELL THOU STILL HAS THY CHANCE!,*jiggerbug playfully licks*
43943,YOU FOOL. LEAVE WELL THOU STILL HAS THY CHANCE!,*jiggerbug playfully licks*,Wha?
43944,Joined Reddit Today.,You're awesome,Oh haha thanks.  Same to you as well!  Nice to meet you. :)
43945,You're awesome,Oh haha thanks.  Same to you as well!  Nice to meet you. :),Thank you ^^ and it's nice to meet you too. How are you doing?
43946,"So I’m a hetero guy for sure. Work in industrial maintenance, yadda yadda. Not trying to prove anything. But my wife bought this charcoal face mask and rose moisturizing face mask combo pack from the Body Shop.","Industrial maintenance you say? Like 3p motors, generators, chillers?",Yesir don’t forget compressors
43947,"Industrial maintenance you say? Like 3p motors, generators, chillers?",Yesir don’t forget compressors,How big what scale are we talking aboit
43948,I never realised people 'pay it forwards' in real life. Today a stranger paid for my cancer head shave,A small light can brighten the darkest days.,"If you squint hard enough in the dark, you can make your own lights"
43949,A small light can brighten the darkest days.,"If you squint hard enough in the dark, you can make your own lights",😂😂😂😂😂😂
43950,I never realised people 'pay it forwards' in real life. Today a stranger paid for my cancer head shave,What country are you from?,The UK (thank god for the NHS)
43951,What country are you from?,The UK (thank god for the NHS),Well I got universal health care
43952,I never realised people 'pay it forwards' in real life. Today a stranger paid for my cancer head shave,this made me tear up.. much love to you OP,Thank you xx
43953,this made me tear up.. much love to you OP,Thank you xx,"if you ever need a kind soul to talk to, please feel free to message me!"
43954,Ive gone from a 75% in math to an 88%,75% is an A where I come from.,Damn that's crazy. 75 is a C where I'm from and 88 is like a b or b+
43955,75% is an A where I come from.,Damn that's crazy. 75 is a C where I'm from and 88 is like a b or b+,That's crazy.
43956,Damn that's crazy. 75 is a C where I'm from and 88 is like a b or b+,That's crazy.,What is your username? It’s censored for me
43957,That's crazy.,What is your username? It’s censored for me,"Huh, that's really weird."
43958,75% is an A where I come from.,Damn that's crazy. 75 is a C where I'm from and 88 is like a b or b+,"Yup. Imma from India and 75 % is C+ here, but great job dude! Keep it up!"
43959,75% is an A where I come from.,Damn that's crazy. 75 is a C where I'm from and 88 is like a b or b+,Same
43960,Ive gone from a 75% in math to an 88%,That is awesome! Keep up the good work. And I love that you are still reaching a little higher. ,Thanks 😊
43961,That is awesome! Keep up the good work. And I love that you are still reaching a little higher. ,Thanks 😊,Only 14% to go!
43962,I kept a baby from going to surgery today,"Not all heroes wear capes, some wear scrubs.","Or apparently, fecal matter and contrast."
43963,"Not all heroes wear capes, some wear scrubs.","Or apparently, fecal matter and contrast.",Lol
43964,"Not all heroes wear capes, some wear scrubs.","Or apparently, fecal matter and contrast.","I read this post whilst contrasting, I enjoyed it.  The post was top notch as well. "
43965,"Or apparently, fecal matter and contrast.","I read this post whilst contrasting, I enjoyed it.  The post was top notch as well. ",How was the contrast?
43966,"I read this post whilst contrasting, I enjoyed it.  The post was top notch as well. ",How was the contrast?,Relieving 
43967,How was the contrast?,Relieving ,🙌
43968,Good day! What is a current goal of yours? Doesn’t matter how big or small!,To submit a passable essay by midnight tonight on a play I haven't finished reading yet,"What play is it? 
"
43969,To submit a passable essay by midnight tonight on a play I haven't finished reading yet,"What play is it? 
",The Tempest. So far it's OK it's just not as good as some of the other stuff we've read
43970,what are you doing to enjoy your sunday?,"Starting off a new Skyrim character, more YouTube rabbit hole diving, redditing.",What’s the plan with the new character?
43971,"Starting off a new Skyrim character, more YouTube rabbit hole diving, redditing.",What’s the plan with the new character?,"Uh, not much actually planned yet for her, apart from becoming a vampire and being a mage."
43972,What’s the plan with the new character?,"Uh, not much actually planned yet for her, apart from becoming a vampire and being a mage.",That’s a lot haha. Double cast destruction kinda mage?
43973,what are you doing to enjoy your sunday?,I write poems and listen to music that I enjoy.,Care to share one of your favorite lines from today so far?
43974,I write poems and listen to music that I enjoy.,Care to share one of your favorite lines from today so far?,I haven't written anything today that's actually good 
43975,Care to share one of your favorite lines from today so far?,I haven't written anything today that's actually good ,"Ok,then how about your least favorite line? :-p "
43976,I haven't written anything today that's actually good ,"Ok,then how about your least favorite line? :-p ",I don't really wanna share it. It's too awful.
43977,"Ok,then how about your least favorite line? :-p ",I don't really wanna share it. It's too awful.,"That seems more like a normal sentence than poetry to me.




:-D"
43978,I don't really wanna share it. It's too awful.,"That seems more like a normal sentence than poetry to me.




:-D",It wasn't. But I could write a poem and use that sentence. Almost everything can be poetry.
43979,Give me your best joke!,Alright I got a good knock knock joke but ya gotta start me off,"hellooo, knock knock !"
43980,Alright I got a good knock knock joke but ya gotta start me off,"hellooo, knock knock !","Ooh a knock knock joke, alright who's there?"
43981,"hellooo, knock knock !","Ooh a knock knock joke, alright who's there?",EXTERMINATE!  EXTERMINATE!
43982,"Ooh a knock knock joke, alright who's there?",EXTERMINATE!  EXTERMINATE!,Oh the horses NAME was Friday!
43983,EXTERMINATE!  EXTERMINATE!,Oh the horses NAME was Friday!,What is happening lol
43984,Oh the horses NAME was Friday!,What is happening lol,Hey I got a pretty good knock knock joke but you gotta start me off okay?
43985,What is happening lol,Hey I got a pretty good knock knock joke but you gotta start me off okay?,"Ok, knock knock"
43986,Hey I got a pretty good knock knock joke but you gotta start me off okay?,"Ok, knock knock","Alright nice, who's there?"
43987,"Ok, knock knock","Alright nice, who's there?",Idctbhname
43988,"Alright nice, who's there?",Idctbhname,Gesundheit
43989,Idctbhname,Gesundheit,"Danke 

What am I missing?"
43990,Give me your best joke!,Fish hit his had in something while swimming. Dam,my god i’m telling this one to everyone i know. 10/10!!
43991,Fish hit his had in something while swimming. Dam,my god i’m telling this one to everyone i know. 10/10!!,you are welcome
43992,Would you like it if a stranger in public yelled a compliment to you while passing by?,Yes because I’ve never been complimented before. ,I am sure you're a really lovely person with lots of good qualities :)
43993,Yes because I’ve never been complimented before. ,I am sure you're a really lovely person with lots of good qualities :),Aw thanks!
43994,Hey Reddit! I (24 f) just want to talk to new people!,Same here. I'm awful at making friends and I've felt a little lonely lately :/,Well then we should be friends! 😊
43995,Same here. I'm awful at making friends and I've felt a little lonely lately :/,Well then we should be friends! 😊,Sure! I'm 22.
43996,Well then we should be friends! 😊,Sure! I'm 22.,"Cool! What do you do? Work, school, artist, ect.?"
43997,"My boyfriend and I have started doing a “self-care day” one day a week, and it’s magical",there are other things people do on weekends that aren't fun or relaxing?..,"Taking care of their kids, lol"
43998,there are other things people do on weekends that aren't fun or relaxing?..,"Taking care of their kids, lol",Only 7 days in the week.
43999,I'm a Jamaican who wonders what people outside of Jamaica thinks about Jamaicans.,"Y'all smoke alot of pot, have really deep voices, and run really fast.","You wanna get high? 

No. 

I think you do *mahn*"
44000,"Y'all smoke alot of pot, have really deep voices, and run really fast.","You wanna get high? 

No. 

I think you do *mahn*",R/unexpectedoffice
44001,"You wanna get high? 

No. 

I think you do *mahn*",R/unexpectedoffice,Found the mobile user
44002,I'm a Jamaican who wonders what people outside of Jamaica thinks about Jamaicans.,I would never assume all Jamaicans bob sled but I got a question for you.,What's that?
44003,I would never assume all Jamaicans bob sled but I got a question for you.,What's that?, You want to kiss my egg?
44004,I'm a Jamaican who wonders what people outside of Jamaica thinks about Jamaicans.,"Rastas, chill &amp; cool black people, and jamaican pie!",Jamaican pies as in Jamaican patties?
44005,"Rastas, chill &amp; cool black people, and jamaican pie!",Jamaican pies as in Jamaican patties?,Yep!
44006,I'm a Jamaican who wonders what people outside of Jamaica thinks about Jamaicans.,you say 'maan' at the end of every sentence.,"So true and it's ""yeh man"""
44007,you say 'maan' at the end of every sentence.,"So true and it's ""yeh man""",Isn't that a different country? 
44008,I'm a Jamaican who wonders what people outside of Jamaica thinks about Jamaicans.,I think of Ting and good food and banana Ketchup.,Banana ketchup? Wtf
44009,I think of Ting and good food and banana Ketchup.,Banana ketchup? Wtf,"I looked it up and found out it was a Filipino thing but oddly enough, I found it in Jamaica!"
44010,I'm a Jamaican who wonders what people outside of Jamaica thinks about Jamaicans.,Ah weh yuh a seh yaadie? A wah a gwaan down a JA?,Everything nice bredda
44011,Ah weh yuh a seh yaadie? A wah a gwaan down a JA?,Everything nice bredda,Where do you live in Jamaica?
44012,I really like living next to an airport.,its unhealthy to live near an airport. not tryin to bug you out but you should look into it,"Yeah, but I eat a 100% plant based diet and I work out and I go abroad a lot.

Who cares right?"
44013,its unhealthy to live near an airport. not tryin to bug you out but you should look into it,"Yeah, but I eat a 100% plant based diet and I work out and I go abroad a lot.

Who cares right?",Wtf?
44014,I really like living next to an airport.,Post this to r/unpopularopinions,"No...apparently it's not upopular.

Can I post you to r/unpopularopinion?"
44015,Post this to r/unpopularopinions,"No...apparently it's not upopular.

Can I post you to r/unpopularopinion?","No this is perfect, most things posted there are not unpopular"
44016,I really like living next to an airport.,Sounds like Wythenshawe?,"It's Wythenshawe
"
44017,Sounds like Wythenshawe?,"It's Wythenshawe
","Ah right, got a mate who lives there and says he likes it a lot. Seems to be pretty popular"
44018,You ever see someone so beautiful that it made your day?,Yes I have. She’s my girlfriend. ,That’s awesome. How did you guys meet?
44019,Yes I have. She’s my girlfriend. ,That’s awesome. How did you guys meet?,Kendo Club 
44020,My daughter just convinced me to join reddit and I’d never heard of it before! What do I need to know?,Don’t tell her your account,I won’t promise 
44021,Don’t tell her your account,I won’t promise ,Don't leave traces behind either. You can nuke your account whenever you want too
44022,I won’t promise ,Don't leave traces behind either. You can nuke your account whenever you want too,Great advice thanks 
44023,"It's 2019, I'm 35 yo and I'm watching The Princess Bride for the first time.",MAWWIAGE ,"with a face like that, i just knew there would be domething off with his voice :)"
44024,MAWWIAGE ,"with a face like that, i just knew there would be domething off with his voice :)","Thats Peter Cook, he was a pretty famous comedian at the time so it’s actually a little cameo."
44025,"It's 2019, I'm 35 yo and I'm watching The Princess Bride for the first time.",MAWWIAGE ,I read this in the commentator for kaguya-sama's voice
44026,MAWWIAGE ,I read this in the commentator for kaguya-sama's voice,Lol fellow otaku detected
44027,I read this in the commentator for kaguya-sama's voice,Lol fellow otaku detected,Fucking weeb.
44028,"It's 2019, I'm 35 yo and I'm watching The Princess Bride for the first time.",Mostly dead is almost alive!,LLIIIIIIIIAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
44029,Mostly dead is almost alive!,LLIIIIIIIIAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!,I'm not a witch I'm your wife!
44030,LLIIIIIIIIAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!,I'm not a witch I'm your wife!,The frequency with which I say this to my husband is a lot :D 
44031,"It's 2019, I'm 35 yo and I'm watching The Princess Bride for the first time.",I’m 37 and have never seen it,where are you from?
44032,I’m 37 and have never seen it,where are you from?,Arkansas 
44033,"It's 2019, I'm 35 yo and I'm watching The Princess Bride for the first time.",I'm 14 and I love that movie. Have fun storming the castle!,Think it'll work?
44034,I'm 14 and I love that movie. Have fun storming the castle!,Think it'll work?,It'll take a miracle
44035,"It's 2019, I'm 35 yo and I'm watching The Princess Bride for the first time.",I keep hearing great things about this movie. I’m 32 and have also never seen the movie. ,where are you from?
44036,I keep hearing great things about this movie. I’m 32 and have also never seen the movie. ,where are you from?,Chicago. Why do you ask? :)
44037,where are you from?,Chicago. Why do you ask? :),because i thought every american knew this movue by heart :)
44038,"It's 2019, I'm 35 yo and I'm watching The Princess Bride for the first time.",And I've never even heard of The Princess Bride,where are you from?
44039,And I've never even heard of The Princess Bride,where are you from?,nah i'm just young
44040,"It's 2019, I'm 35 yo and I'm watching The Princess Bride for the first time.",I was born in 98 and even I saw this movie before you did.,"you were born after jurassic park came out, so you're still a kid to me :)"
44041,I was born in 98 and even I saw this movie before you did.,"you were born after jurassic park came out, so you're still a kid to me :)",s’all good :) i’ll be 21 this year tho (loud whispers) DO U FEEL OLD
44042,"you were born after jurassic park came out, so you're still a kid to me :)",s’all good :) i’ll be 21 this year tho (loud whispers) DO U FEEL OLD,"im pretty ok with my age. never been happier than now, looking foraard to more sleep though."
44043,"Hi Reddit, I just want to talk for a second.","Hello, do you like ice cream? :)",I'm a sucker for mint chocolate chip. That's the go-to. What about you? :)
44044,"Hello, do you like ice cream? :)",I'm a sucker for mint chocolate chip. That's the go-to. What about you? :),Cookies and creams is where the fun is at! 
44045,I'm a sucker for mint chocolate chip. That's the go-to. What about you? :),Cookies and creams is where the fun is at! ,"Ohhhhh, that's my preferred Dip N Dots flavor. You got me on that one, bud. "
44046,"Hi Reddit, I just want to talk for a second.","I like you. If you spoke, I'd listen ",Do you typically not listen when people speak? :')
44047,"I like you. If you spoke, I'd listen ",Do you typically not listen when people speak? :'),It depends on what they're saying haha 
44048,"Hi Reddit, I just want to talk for a second.",Doubt you'll see this in the cascade of comments but this just resonates so hard I wanna cry,"Here's a virtual hug from me to you, miles away. "
44049,Doubt you'll see this in the cascade of comments but this just resonates so hard I wanna cry,"Here's a virtual hug from me to you, miles away. ",Haha thanks! Let's keep the big picture rolling
44050,Its my birthday! 🎉,Happy birthday! I hope your last year as a teenager will be a fun and rewarding one! ,Thank you! I will definitely relish this last year of my teenage youth lol 
44051,Happy birthday! I hope your last year as a teenager will be a fun and rewarding one! ,Thank you! I will definitely relish this last year of my teenage youth lol ,"I just turned 20 a couple days ago, enjoy being a teenager while it still lasts :)"
44052,Thank you! I will definitely relish this last year of my teenage youth lol ,"I just turned 20 a couple days ago, enjoy being a teenager while it still lasts :)",Oh happy belated birthday! I hope you enjoyed it and thank you!
44053,Its my birthday! 🎉,Happy birthday! I hope your last year as a teenager will be a fun and rewarding one! ,As someone who just finished that year. I can say that's a lie 
44054,Happy birthday! I hope your last year as a teenager will be a fun and rewarding one! ,As someone who just finished that year. I can say that's a lie ,Mine sucked too. But hopefully their 19 might be fun and rewarding 
44055,Its my birthday! 🎉,Wow hey it's my birthday too! Happy birthday 5 years younger twin!,Birthday twins yay! Happy birthday hope you have a great day too! 😊
44056,Wow hey it's my birthday too! Happy birthday 5 years younger twin!,Birthday twins yay! Happy birthday hope you have a great day too! 😊,And you also!! Have fun on Saturday too!
44057,Its my birthday! 🎉,Wow hey it's my birthday too! Happy birthday 5 years younger twin!,Oh shit it's also my birthday and I'm also 5 years older than OP. We're 100% birthday twins.
44058,Wow hey it's my birthday too! Happy birthday 5 years younger twin!,Oh shit it's also my birthday and I'm also 5 years older than OP. We're 100% birthday twins.,Happy birthday to both of you too!
44059,Wow hey it's my birthday too! Happy birthday 5 years younger twin!,Oh shit it's also my birthday and I'm also 5 years older than OP. We're 100% birthday twins.,Whoa! Happy birthday twin! I hope it's wonderful!
44060,Its my birthday! 🎉,Wow hey it's my birthday too! Happy birthday 5 years younger twin!,"Today's also my birthday!
I'm also 19.
Happy birthday OP! "
44061,Wow hey it's my birthday too! Happy birthday 5 years younger twin!,"Today's also my birthday!
I'm also 19.
Happy birthday OP! ","Me as well, see you guys next year."
44062,Its my birthday! 🎉,"Happy birthday, sweetie! Hope it continues to be an awesome one!","Thanks! Cant wait to eat some KFC, I love their gravy 😋"
44063,"Happy birthday, sweetie! Hope it continues to be an awesome one!","Thanks! Cant wait to eat some KFC, I love their gravy 😋","I'm a sucker for their coleslaw.

What shade of purple did you dye your hair?"
44064,Its my birthday! 🎉,Happy birthday ,Thank you! 
44065,Happy birthday ,Thank you! ,"You’re welcome, hope it’s a good one and many more to come"
44066,Its my birthday! 🎉,"Happy birthday, and thank you for the cake! I wish you nothing but the best 💜💜💜",Thank you and you're welcome! You're a wonderful person 💚💚
44067,"Happy birthday, and thank you for the cake! I wish you nothing but the best 💜💜💜",Thank you and you're welcome! You're a wonderful person 💚💚,No you're a wonderful person
44068,Its my birthday! 🎉,WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Happy birthday. 😃,Ahah I'm imagining you shouting that out loud in my head! Thank you :)
44069,WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Happy birthday. 😃,Ahah I'm imagining you shouting that out loud in my head! Thank you :),Haha. Have fun. 
44070,Its my birthday! 🎉,I would like to see your hair to give you more detailed compliment,If only but this sub reddit won't allow me to post a picture. Maybe I'll post on r/ToastMe 🤔
44071,I would like to see your hair to give you more detailed compliment,If only but this sub reddit won't allow me to post a picture. Maybe I'll post on r/ToastMe 🤔,Share the link when you do!
44072,If only but this sub reddit won't allow me to post a picture. Maybe I'll post on r/ToastMe 🤔,Share the link when you do!,I will!
44073,Its my birthday! 🎉,Happy birthday! Glad to hear you’re having a good day!,Thank you! I'm having a lovely relaxing day so far although the weather is a bit dreary 
44074,Happy birthday! Glad to hear you’re having a good day!,Thank you! I'm having a lovely relaxing day so far although the weather is a bit dreary ,Ahh the weather is terrible here too. Also hello fellow Aries! 
44075,Thank you! I'm having a lovely relaxing day so far although the weather is a bit dreary ,Ahh the weather is terrible here too. Also hello fellow Aries! ,Omg you're an aries too? What day is your birthday? 
44076,Ahh the weather is terrible here too. Also hello fellow Aries! ,Omg you're an aries too? What day is your birthday? ,"Yeah, tomorrow! It makes me really happy seeing everyone having good birthdays lately!"
44077,Its my birthday! 🎉,Hey dude! Me too! We’re birthday buddies!!,Yay! Birthday twins ahaha happy birthday! 
44078,Hey dude! Me too! We’re birthday buddies!!,Yay! Birthday twins ahaha happy birthday! ,Happy birthday mate
44079,Its my birthday! 🎉,that sounds like fun happy birthday!!! my 19th is next week,"Ooh happy early birthday, what are your plans? "
44080,that sounds like fun happy birthday!!! my 19th is next week,"Ooh happy early birthday, what are your plans? ",thank you! i plan to be with friends :)
44081,"Ooh happy early birthday, what are your plans? ",thank you! i plan to be with friends :),Aww that's lovely I hope you have a great time! :)
44082,Its my birthday! 🎉,Happy Birthday! I was enjoying my 7th birthday the day you were born :),Thanks :) That's so weird to hear ahaha oh and happy birthday to you! 
44083,Happy Birthday! I was enjoying my 7th birthday the day you were born :),Thanks :) That's so weird to hear ahaha oh and happy birthday to you! ,Thank you :)
44084,Its my birthday! 🎉,Happy bday! That's a beautiful cake,Thank you! It was delicious 
44085,Happy bday! That's a beautiful cake,Thank you! It was delicious ,Yw
44086,Its my birthday! 🎉,It’s my 30th birthday today.,Happy birthday!!
44087,It’s my 30th birthday today.,Happy birthday!!,Thanks! I dunno why I didn’t say it before birthday twin HAPPY BIRTHDAY
44088,Its my birthday! 🎉,Hey I turned 19 like 3 days ago! We celebrated with Italian food and donuts.,"Wow happy belated birthday! That sounds so yummy! I had KFC, I love their gravy soooooo much "
44089,Hey I turned 19 like 3 days ago! We celebrated with Italian food and donuts.,"Wow happy belated birthday! That sounds so yummy! I had KFC, I love their gravy soooooo much ",Mmmmmmm... Gravy...
44090,"Wow happy belated birthday! That sounds so yummy! I had KFC, I love their gravy soooooo much ",Mmmmmmm... Gravy...,😋😋
44091,Its my birthday! 🎉,Happy birthday! The wholesomeness of your post really brightened my day. 😁,"Thank you all these comments have brightnes my day, I've been responding to them all day ahaha! "
44092,Happy birthday! The wholesomeness of your post really brightened my day. 😁,"Thank you all these comments have brightnes my day, I've been responding to them all day ahaha! ",That's adorable! Hope you have fun ice skating. 😄
44093,Its my birthday! 🎉,Happy birthday!! I hope you’re a lot better at ice skating than I am because I’m awful😂,Thank you tbh I'm not that great but it's fun 😂
44094,Happy birthday!! I hope you’re a lot better at ice skating than I am because I’m awful😂,Thank you tbh I'm not that great but it's fun 😂,Hey that’s all that matters!
44095,Its my birthday! 🎉,It was my birthday yesterday! April baby gang!,Yay! Did you enjoy it?
44096,It was my birthday yesterday! April baby gang!,Yay! Did you enjoy it?,"It was a pretty solid birthday day, how about yours?"
44097,Its my birthday! 🎉,Happy Birthday,Thank you! I love your username it made laugh :')
44098,Happy Birthday,Thank you! I love your username it made laugh :'),Did you have a good birthday?
44099,Thank you! I love your username it made laugh :'),Did you have a good birthday?,I did :)
44100,Its my birthday! 🎉,Happy birthday OP! Hope you enjoyed your day to the fullest 🥳,Thank you! I did very much :)
44101,Happy birthday OP! Hope you enjoyed your day to the fullest 🥳,Thank you! I did very much :),Happy to hear it :D
44102,Its my birthday! 🎉,Today (the 5th) is my birthday!! I’m 19 too!! Happy birthday hope you have a great one :) ,Happy birthday to youuuu!! 🎉🎉🎉
44103,Today (the 5th) is my birthday!! I’m 19 too!! Happy birthday hope you have a great one :) ,Happy birthday to youuuu!! 🎉🎉🎉,Thank you!! Here’s hope 19 is a great age for us both!!! 🥳
44104,Its my birthday! 🎉,I don’t eat sugar that much so a virtual cake is enough thanks lol,No problem I got your back ;)
44105,I don’t eat sugar that much so a virtual cake is enough thanks lol,No problem I got your back ;),Thanks bro 
44106,You men sure get unnerved when you see a woman cry!,I think most people get anxious when they see another human being cry in public. ,Especially at work where you’re mostly just acquaintances
44107,I think most people get anxious when they see another human being cry in public. ,Especially at work where you’re mostly just acquaintances,Are we not all humans?
44108,Especially at work where you’re mostly just acquaintances,Are we not all humans?,What
44109,Are we not all humans?,What,What does it matter that we are *just* acquaintances?
44110,What,What does it matter that we are *just* acquaintances?,I mean people you aren’t that close to. So you arent likely to know how to handle them crying.
44111,Especially at work where you’re mostly just acquaintances,Are we not all humans?,Yeah exactly and humans don’t want to deal with your pain in the ass human bullshit 
44112,You men sure get unnerved when you see a woman cry!,real men dont like seeing women hurt :( ,r/gatekeeping
44113,real men dont like seeing women hurt :( ,r/gatekeeping,"Don't understand why you are being downvoted.

&amp;#x200B;"
44114,r/gatekeeping,"Don't understand why you are being downvoted.

&amp;#x200B;",This thread is full of cringey white knightism
44115,You men sure get unnerved when you see a woman cry!,How do women act when they see a man crying?,It's kind of rare to see a grown man cry. I've never really seen that happen.
44116,How do women act when they see a man crying?,It's kind of rare to see a grown man cry. I've never really seen that happen.,I've seen it a hand full of times. Even as a guy it's heart breaking to see.
44117,You men sure get unnerved when you see a woman cry!,How do women act when they see a man crying?,They dab on the poor guy
44118,How do women act when they see a man crying?,They dab on the poor guy,dab??
44119,Do you think that you could stand up right now and run a 5k?,"I weigh about 280 and I'm on crutches.

So, yes. You're on.",Name checks out 
44120,"I weigh about 280 and I'm on crutches.

So, yes. You're on.",Name checks out ,I try to be honest :)
44121,Name checks out ,I try to be honest :),Honesty is the best policy
44122,Trapped in an elevator with 15% battery.,This is why you should carry some emergency weed in your shoe.,I hope you’re not in Dubai 
44123,This is why you should carry some emergency weed in your shoe.,I hope you’re not in Dubai ,I understood that reference
44124,I hope you’re not in Dubai ,I understood that reference,"Oh, hey, Cap."
44125,Trapped in an elevator with 15% battery.,Out yet?,Nope. Not yet.
44126,Out yet?,Nope. Not yet.,"Make some noise. Becoming the ""elevator guy"" is not that bad, right?"
44127,Nope. Not yet.,"Make some noise. Becoming the ""elevator guy"" is not that bad, right?",It's too loud. I don't think anyone could hear it.
44128,Trapped in an elevator with 15% battery.,If you were really stuck you would post your address and ask someone to help you out -_-,Haha how would that have helped?  
44129,If you were really stuck you would post your address and ask someone to help you out -_-,Haha how would that have helped?  ,then someone would come help you...?
44130,Trapped in an elevator with 15% battery.,Party in a elevator ,FGTEVEEEEE Duddy in the house
44131,Party in a elevator ,FGTEVEEEEE Duddy in the house,Chases Corner 
44132,Trapped in an elevator with 15% battery.,Iron man in the endgame trailer,Except worse
44133,Iron man in the endgame trailer,Except worse,You don't need to be in space to be cool Mr. Stark
44134,Trapped in an elevator with 15% battery.,you have internet in the elevator?,I have a cell phone so yeah.
44135,you have internet in the elevator?,I have a cell phone so yeah.,how do you have internet in there? is it building internet? or fancy american technology?
44136,I have a cell phone so yeah.,how do you have internet in there? is it building internet? or fancy american technology?,4g cell service 
44137,Trapped in an elevator with 15% battery.,Got stuck in an elevator without my phone. I was counting the dots on the floor.,You poor soul.
44138,Got stuck in an elevator without my phone. I was counting the dots on the floor.,You poor soul.,HA! It was only for a half hour.
44139,Trapped in an elevator with 15% battery.,Did you establish a pee corner?,It didn't come to that.. But I had my eye on one.
44140,Did you establish a pee corner?,It didn't come to that.. But I had my eye on one.,"""Dwight! STOP DRINKING WATER!"" "
44141,What are you doing?,"Playing Pokemon Ultra Sun, hatching for a certain nature with Torchic.","Nice! My brother loves playing Pokemon, I haven't played since I was like 11 so I know nothing"
44142,"Playing Pokemon Ultra Sun, hatching for a certain nature with Torchic.","Nice! My brother loves playing Pokemon, I haven't played since I was like 11 so I know nothing",He plays Pokemon Go?
44143,"Nice! My brother loves playing Pokemon, I haven't played since I was like 11 so I know nothing",He plays Pokemon Go?,Yes he does
44144,What are you doing?,Norwegian grammar,Well that's interesting
44145,Norwegian grammar,Well that's interesting,"Yeah, it is a bit special"
44146,Well that's interesting,"Yeah, it is a bit special",Are you learning it?
44147,Yay me! Today marks 1yr cigarette free!,That's a tremendous milestone! See you next year for 2 years cigarette free!,You bet. I don't think that will be a problem. 😀
44148,That's a tremendous milestone! See you next year for 2 years cigarette free!,You bet. I don't think that will be a problem. 😀,"Congrats, proud of you OP. Rooting for you."
44149,That's a tremendous milestone! See you next year for 2 years cigarette free!,You bet. I don't think that will be a problem. 😀,RemindMe! 1 year
44150,"Man, I felt so cool yesterday.",Pieology? Or blaze pizza?,Neither! Pie5!
44151,Pieology? Or blaze pizza?,Neither! Pie5!,I was going to say Mod
44152,Neither! Pie5!,I was going to say Mod,I love mod pizza so much
44153,I was going to say Mod,I love mod pizza so much,"Hmm, one just opened by me and I haven't tried it yet. I'll have to give it a shot now!"
44154,"Man, I felt so cool yesterday.",Pieology? Or blaze pizza?,Blaze is legit
44155,Pieology? Or blaze pizza?,Blaze is legit,Hell ya brother !
44156,Pieology? Or blaze pizza?,Blaze is legit,"Fuck yeah they just opened one like 5 minutes from where I live, I’m hyped "
44157,"Man, I felt so cool yesterday.",Blaze pizza?,"No, I can’t say I’ve ever heard of it, even though everyone is mentioning it. I work at Pie5. "
44158,Blaze pizza?,"No, I can’t say I’ve ever heard of it, even though everyone is mentioning it. I work at Pie5. ",Shame i thought I knew it
44159,"Man, I felt so cool yesterday.",&amp;pizza?,"Nope, Pie5. "
44160,&amp;pizza?,"Nope, Pie5. ",Thought it was YourPie! Y’all make good pizza?
44161,"Nope, Pie5. ",Thought it was YourPie! Y’all make good pizza?,"You know it! Best pizza personal pizza in the city, I say!"
44162,"Man, I felt so cool yesterday.",So you work at Mod pizza? ,"Or it's Your Pie

&amp;#x200B;"
44163,So you work at Mod pizza? ,"Or it's Your Pie

&amp;#x200B;",Neither of those! Pie5!
44164,"My boyfriend and I have a snapchat streak of 1,352 as of 4/1/19",Lucky all my friends have lost mine multiple times 😢,"It’s crazy because for any other streaks, I’m usually the one who forgets and loses the streak. "
44165,Lucky all my friends have lost mine multiple times 😢,"It’s crazy because for any other streaks, I’m usually the one who forgets and loses the streak. ",Yeah ive definetly done that! 
44166,"My boyfriend and I have a snapchat streak of 1,352 as of 4/1/19",I thought Snapchat died with the redesign a year or two ago,I don’t know anyone who doesn’t use snapchat 
44167,I thought Snapchat died with the redesign a year or two ago,I don’t know anyone who doesn’t use snapchat ,I don't. Not for any real reason aside from using texts or messenger to send photos
44168,I don’t know anyone who doesn’t use snapchat ,I don't. Not for any real reason aside from using texts or messenger to send photos,I don’t know you lol
44169,I thought Snapchat died with the redesign a year or two ago,I don’t know anyone who doesn’t use snapchat ,Under 50 and I don't use it. I just don't have a life outside of work and the wife and kid.
44170,I don’t know anyone who doesn’t use snapchat ,Under 50 and I don't use it. I just don't have a life outside of work and the wife and kid.,Your wife could snap you pics of your kid while you’re at work :)
44171,Under 50 and I don't use it. I just don't have a life outside of work and the wife and kid.,Your wife could snap you pics of your kid while you’re at work :),I work from home and she teaches. I guess I could snap her pictures of the dog. lol
44172,Your wife could snap you pics of your kid while you’re at work :),I work from home and she teaches. I guess I could snap her pictures of the dog. lol,I bet that would brighten up her day! 
44173,"My boyfriend and I have a snapchat streak of 1,352 as of 4/1/19","I don't even use Snapchat, but out of curiosity, can you clarify what a ""Streak"" is?",How many days in a row you’ve snapped every day
44174,"I don't even use Snapchat, but out of curiosity, can you clarify what a ""Streak"" is?",How many days in a row you’ve snapped every day,"Ah I see, thanks for the clarification."
44175,"My boyfriend and I have a snapchat streak of 1,352 as of 4/1/19","I don't even use Snapchat, but out of curiosity, can you clarify what a ""Streak"" is?","It's as valuable as karma on Reddit.

Which is nothing..."
44176,"I don't even use Snapchat, but out of curiosity, can you clarify what a ""Streak"" is?","It's as valuable as karma on Reddit.

Which is nothing...",Basically haha but it’s like a game of “keep off the floor” to me 
44177,Introducing: The New Mods of r/CasualConversation! (Plus a bonus secret!),"H i

Who’s Essie and why don’t they exist 

","The underscores in the username breaks redesign and mobile markdown!  Made it a hyperlink, hahah"
44178,"H i

Who’s Essie and why don’t they exist 

","The underscores in the username breaks redesign and mobile markdown!  Made it a hyperlink, hahah","Typical

Welcome almighty mods 🔆"
44179,Introducing: The New Mods of r/CasualConversation! (Plus a bonus secret!),"H i

Who’s Essie and why don’t they exist 

",Reddit doesn't know how to u/ mention users with underscores on each side of their name.
44180,"H i

Who’s Essie and why don’t they exist 

",Reddit doesn't know how to u/ mention users with underscores on each side of their name.,Reddit banned a sub I liked (nothing weird or messed up tho) so I kinda hate them now 
44181,Reddit doesn't know how to u/ mention users with underscores on each side of their name.,Reddit banned a sub I liked (nothing weird or messed up tho) so I kinda hate them now ,Reddit gonna reddit
44182,Introducing: The New Mods of r/CasualConversation! (Plus a bonus secret!),Hi mods. ,Hello! How are you?
44183,Hi mods. ,Hello! How are you?,"Hey I'm good, still waking up, got class today. how are you?"
44184,Introducing: The New Mods of r/CasualConversation! (Plus a bonus secret!),Hi overlords. Can I have a flair that says I’m the Ticklebjørn?,"You can set your own flair, FYI."
44185,Hi overlords. Can I have a flair that says I’m the Ticklebjørn?,"You can set your own flair, FYI.","Aw shucks, you're right."
44186,Introducing: The New Mods of r/CasualConversation! (Plus a bonus secret!),"Phew, I'm here.  Did I miss anything?",Nothing sirius
44187,"Phew, I'm here.  Did I miss anything?",Nothing sirius,This does not saturesfy my.
44188,Nothing sirius,This does not saturesfy my.,"But our takeover goes well. We win, Chester."
44189,This does not saturesfy my.,"But our takeover goes well. We win, Chester.",\o/
44190,Nothing sirius,This does not saturesfy my.,We should have a rule against puns....
44191,This does not saturesfy my.,We should have a rule against puns....,"&gt;We should have a rule that all posts are puns....

FTFY"
44192,We should have a rule against puns....,"&gt;We should have a rule that all posts are puns....

FTFY",Haha you have outwitted me this time but I will be back. 
44193,We should have a rule against puns....,"&gt;We should have a rule that all posts are puns....

FTFY",That will be one of our first rule changes!
44194,Introducing: The New Mods of r/CasualConversation! (Plus a bonus secret!),"&gt;The fools.

Fitting day.",do you really want to hurt my feelings? :(
44195,"&gt;The fools.

Fitting day.",do you really want to hurt my feelings? :(,I honestly don't know if this is an April Fools day post or a real one xD
44196,Introducing: The New Mods of r/CasualConversation! (Plus a bonus secret!),Oh now what fresh hell is this?  ,Hello
44197,Oh now what fresh hell is this?  ,Hello,How exactly do you think a takeover will go? 
44198,Hello,How exactly do you think a takeover will go? ,We'll just have to wait and see ;)
44199,How exactly do you think a takeover will go? ,We'll just have to wait and see ;),"You got nothing, kid."
44200,Introducing: The New Mods of r/CasualConversation! (Plus a bonus secret!),u/tizorres How'd you get so awesome? Huh? Huh?!?,I'm pretty sure you are the awesome one.
44201,u/tizorres How'd you get so awesome? Huh? Huh?!?,I'm pretty sure you are the awesome one.,no u
44202,I'm pretty sure you are the awesome one.,no u,We're all awesome!  Right?  Including me too?  Cause I'm awesome too? :)
44203,no u,We're all awesome!  Right?  Including me too?  Cause I'm awesome too? :),"Yes, of course! You're just awesome I don't know yet!"
44204,"I just learned that for the past year, my girlfriend has been paying £50 extra rent on my behalf without me knowing.",That’s really sweet. ,"I asked her about it and she just went ""well, you needed help""

"
44205,That’s really sweet. ,"I asked her about it and she just went ""well, you needed help""

",When you proposing to her hahaha
44206,"I asked her about it and she just went ""well, you needed help""

",When you proposing to her hahaha,Hopefully he saved that $50 a month for that ring haha 
44207,When you proposing to her hahaha,Hopefully he saved that $50 a month for that ring haha ,"£50 mate, so $65. "
44208,That’s really sweet. ,"I asked her about it and she just went ""well, you needed help""

",That's such a genuinely kind gesture. She's so sweet.
44209,That’s really sweet. ,"I asked her about it and she just went ""well, you needed help""

","if you aint marrying her for that sentence, I think a line is forming"
44210,"I just learned that for the past year, my girlfriend has been paying £50 extra rent on my behalf without me knowing.",Does she have a green shirt and big gloves? Because she sounds like a keeper.,Ponytail and a moustache? Sounds like a Seaman lover!
44211,Does she have a green shirt and big gloves? Because she sounds like a keeper.,Ponytail and a moustache? Sounds like a Seaman lover!,"If she likes using her legs, de gea-m! She's a keeper"
44212,Ponytail and a moustache? Sounds like a Seaman lover!,"If she likes using her legs, de gea-m! She's a keeper",Kahn't take your eyes off her!
44213,"If she likes using her legs, de gea-m! She's a keeper",Kahn't take your eyes off her!,Neuer  gonna give you up!
44214,"I just learned that for the past year, my girlfriend has been paying £50 extra rent on my behalf without me knowing.",Keep her and better not hurt or imma after your arse man,"r/suddenlygay

You know I had to do it to 'em. "
44215,Keep her and better not hurt or imma after your arse man,"r/suddenlygay

You know I had to do it to 'em. ","And you've been spying on him

r/thetableshaveturned"
44216,"I just learned that for the past year, my girlfriend has been paying £50 extra rent on my behalf without me knowing.",you have very good friends . since you pay in euro's are you from England or not ?,Thats the symbol for the British pound sterling
44217,you have very good friends . since you pay in euro's are you from England or not ?,Thats the symbol for the British pound sterling,thank you for clearing that up for me. I now know where the Euro comes from :)
44218,Thats the symbol for the British pound sterling,thank you for clearing that up for me. I now know where the Euro comes from :),😁
44219,How do you pronounce the letter Z? Is it *zed* or *zee*? Lets settle this argument once an for all!,People say zed?’! Im the zee side for sure,Yep! And they seem to think zee doesnt exist!
44220,People say zed?’! Im the zee side for sure,Yep! And they seem to think zee doesnt exist!,"Zed is usually reffered to when talking about the Z axsis other than that its ""zee"""
44221,How do you pronounce the letter Z? Is it *zed* or *zee*? Lets settle this argument once an for all!,"""Zed"" because I'm British.","Yeah Zed. If you say it 'Zee"" over here you get rinsed "
44222,"""Zed"" because I'm British.","Yeah Zed. If you say it 'Zee"" over here you get rinsed ",By ‘rinsed’ he means punched in the face. It’s another vaguery of the language.
44223,I'm going to be sitting in this airport terminal for 32 hours.,"I'm game, 32 hours is a long time. Where you flying?","From Sioux Falls, SD to Jackson, MS."
44224,"I'm game, 32 hours is a long time. Where you flying?","From Sioux Falls, SD to Jackson, MS.","Nice,been wanting lately to see other places. So tired of the East coast weather."
44225,I'm going to be sitting in this airport terminal for 32 hours.,Without going to sleep!? ,Probably. I'm accustomed to all nighters though
44226,Without going to sleep!? ,Probably. I'm accustomed to all nighters though,"I can’t think of anything which can keep me awake for 32 hours. Nothing legal, anyway. "
44227,What is the correct order to get dressed?,"For me it's pants, shirt, bottoms, socks. Sometimes socks before shirt though.",Am I the only one who puts the top half on first wut 
44228,"For me it's pants, shirt, bottoms, socks. Sometimes socks before shirt though.",Am I the only one who puts the top half on first wut ,My butt gets cold
44229,Am I the only one who puts the top half on first wut ,My butt gets cold,No way same high five! 
44230,My butt gets cold,No way same high five! ,🙌
44231,No way same high five! ,🙌,Butt... butt five? 
44232,🙌,Butt... butt five? ,Is... Is there an emoji for that? 
44233,Butt... butt five? ,Is... Is there an emoji for that? ,I think a petition is required 
44234,What is the correct order to get dressed?,"Underwear, bra, socks, top, jeans, sweater",Why do you put socks on so early I don’t understand ahhh! It feels so weird 
44235,"Underwear, bra, socks, top, jeans, sweater",Why do you put socks on so early I don’t understand ahhh! It feels so weird ,[removed]
44236,Why do you put socks on so early I don’t understand ahhh! It feels so weird ,[removed],I just hate feet in general. I like socks but only when put on last
44237,[removed],I just hate feet in general. I like socks but only when put on last,[removed]
44238,I just hate feet in general. I like socks but only when put on last,[removed],[removed]
44239,"Interviewed someone that claimed to have done my job, at my former employer, when I worked there nine years ago",How do folks think they can fake IT work?   ,Google.  Lots of Google.
44240,How do folks think they can fake IT work?   ,Google.  Lots of Google.,Even than it requires some level of understanding code and other IT stuff.
44241,Why do people/friends want you to like coffee or alcohol so much ?,Caffeine and alcohol are the most popular recreational drugs on the planet. It's a social thing,What does alcohol and coffee has to do with friendship? Hahaha 😂. 
44242,Caffeine and alcohol are the most popular recreational drugs on the planet. It's a social thing,What does alcohol and coffee has to do with friendship? Hahaha 😂. ,It's a thing that people do together. Everyone can enjoy it regardless of personal interests.
44243,"Hello, 3:26am insomnia. So what'cha all up to?",Laying in bed dreading my shift at work tomorrow,Any particular reason for dread? Or is that just a standard feeling that comes to you?
44244,Laying in bed dreading my shift at work tomorrow,Any particular reason for dread? Or is that just a standard feeling that comes to you?,"It’s just such an annoying job and time goes by way too slow, but it’s not too bad"
44245,"Hello, 3:26am insomnia. So what'cha all up to?",1:00AM PST Life is good Mama (wifey) just got back from ATL on business ,How long have you two been together?
44246,1:00AM PST Life is good Mama (wifey) just got back from ATL on business ,How long have you two been together?,32 glorious years😁
44247,"Hello, 3:26am insomnia. So what'cha all up to?","I just came back from a dentist appointment, my mouth is numb.",Were you given anything that's making your mouth numb?
44248,"I just came back from a dentist appointment, my mouth is numb.",Were you given anything that's making your mouth numb?,Yeah they did. I was feeling a bit uncomfortable so I slept. 
44249,Today marks six years on Reddit...,Cake day twin?,#EAT ALL THE CAKE! 
44250,Cake day twin?,#EAT ALL THE CAKE! ,Tysm for the gold! uwu &lt;3 I'll make sure to eat it all🎂🙊
44251,#EAT ALL THE CAKE! ,Tysm for the gold! uwu &lt;3 I'll make sure to eat it all🎂🙊,Me too! 
44252,Cake day twin?,#EAT ALL THE CAKE! ,"I like the way you think!

And thank you for the gold, it's my first!"
44253,Today marks six years on Reddit...,Cake day twin?,WOO CAKE DAY TWIN!
44254,Cake day twin?,WOO CAKE DAY TWIN!,it's cool that it's your cake day op. BUT IT'S ALSO YOUR MICROPHONE DAY!!! 
44255,WOO CAKE DAY TWIN!,it's cool that it's your cake day op. BUT IT'S ALSO YOUR MICROPHONE DAY!!! ,Meat and 2 Veg!
44256,WOO CAKE DAY TWIN!,it's cool that it's your cake day op. BUT IT'S ALSO YOUR MICROPHONE DAY!!! ,What's the meaning of the cake and microphone days?
44257,it's cool that it's your cake day op. BUT IT'S ALSO YOUR MICROPHONE DAY!!! ,What's the meaning of the cake and microphone days?,the cake day is the anniversary of the day op made a reddit account. 
44258,Cake day twin?,WOO CAKE DAY TWIN!,Triplet?
44259,WOO CAKE DAY TWIN!,Triplet?,quadruplet?
44260,Triplet?,quadruplet?,Happy cake day to all 4 of you!🎂🎂🎂🎂
44261,Triplet?,quadruplet?,how does that happen
44262,quadruplet?,how does that happen,"Every 13 years, the stars align..."
44263,Cake day twin?,WOO CAKE DAY TWIN!,Cake Day triplets?
44264,WOO CAKE DAY TWIN!,Cake Day triplets?,Cake day quadruplets 
44265,Cake Day triplets?,Cake day quadruplets ,My cake day fam!
44266,Cake day quadruplets ,My cake day fam!,"No no, happy cake day to YOU"
44267,Cake day twin?,WOO CAKE DAY TWIN!,"Cake day twin!!! Maybe, unless I’m 11 hours late "
44268,WOO CAKE DAY TWIN!,"Cake day twin!!! Maybe, unless I’m 11 hours late ","Happy cake day, cake day twin"
44269,Cake day twin?,WOO CAKE DAY TWIN!,"It may not be your cake day anymore, but happy microphone day. "
44270,Cake day twin?,WOO CAKE DAY TWIN!,It’s your mic day too!
44271,Cake day twin?,WOO CAKE DAY TWIN!,Happy mic day!
44272,Today marks six years on Reddit...,now you have to share a piece of your cake,"I have cookies, is that okay?"
44273,now you have to share a piece of your cake,"I have cookies, is that okay?",You’re the “is pepsi okay?”  of reddit smh
44274,now you have to share a piece of your cake,"I have cookies, is that okay?",Happy mic day!
44275,Today marks six years on Reddit...,"I guess today marks seven years for me, I think? ",happy cake day!
44276,"I guess today marks seven years for me, I think? ",happy cake day!,Thanks :3 
44277,Japanese toilets should be a basic human right,Doesn't that mean your butt is wet when you leave? Isn't that mildly uncomfortable? ,"No no, you just wipe once to dry your butt and then you’re good to go."
44278,Doesn't that mean your butt is wet when you leave? Isn't that mildly uncomfortable? ,"No no, you just wipe once to dry your butt and then you’re good to go.",I'm hoping toilet san II will blow dry me instead. No offence to toilet san I
44279,"No no, you just wipe once to dry your butt and then you’re good to go.",I'm hoping toilet san II will blow dry me instead. No offence to toilet san I,There is a dryer function on many models of toilet-San.  
44280,I'm hoping toilet san II will blow dry me instead. No offence to toilet san I,There is a dryer function on many models of toilet-San.  ,"Ok, going to Japan now."
44281,There is a dryer function on many models of toilet-San.  ,"Ok, going to Japan now.","In Japan now, travelling at 260kms an hour on toilet san on bullet train. Thanks OP!"
44282,I'm hoping toilet san II will blow dry me instead. No offence to toilet san I,There is a dryer function on many models of toilet-San.  ,I've never found it to be very effective tho.
44283,There is a dryer function on many models of toilet-San.  ,I've never found it to be very effective tho.,Just wait until Dyson comes out with a bidet. 
44284,I've never found it to be very effective tho.,Just wait until Dyson comes out with a bidet. ,I have wanted to shit on Dyson ever since they announced support for Brexit...
44285,"No no, you just wipe once to dry your butt and then you’re good to go.",I'm hoping toilet san II will blow dry me instead. No offence to toilet san I,I have the TOTO washlet from Amazon in my house..it will change your life.
44286,Japanese toilets should be a basic human right,私はもう死んでいる ,どしたの
44287,私はもう死んでいる ,どしたの,NANI
44288,どしたの,NANI,No what’s that?
44289,NANI,No what’s that?,[removed]
44290,I've been clean for 20 years as of this week.,"Proud of you, OP. Keep up the good work.",thanks!
44291,"Proud of you, OP. Keep up the good work.",thanks!,Your username is everything. Congratulations!
44292,I've been clean for 20 years as of this week.,"Congrats!!!!! I'm so happy! I'm 7 years sober, it's a great life Hu? ","yes! And even when it's not great, its still better than the alternative."
44293,"Congrats!!!!! I'm so happy! I'm 7 years sober, it's a great life Hu? ","yes! And even when it's not great, its still better than the alternative.",Yup. 
44294,I've been clean for 20 years as of this week.,"Welcome to the world of tomorrow!

You and futurama have the same anniversary, congrats!",it was a few days ago but hell yeah Futurama is the shit!
44295,"Welcome to the world of tomorrow!

You and futurama have the same anniversary, congrats!",it was a few days ago but hell yeah Futurama is the shit!,It really is the best
44296,I've been clean for 20 years as of this week.,I’ve been sober for 20 hours. ,4 more and you get a free keychain 
44297,I’ve been sober for 20 hours. ,4 more and you get a free keychain ,*Keychain liable to repossession upon breach of contract
44298,4 more and you get a free keychain ,*Keychain liable to repossession upon breach of contract,you can use a fake name tho
44299,I've been clean for 20 years as of this week.,6 months clean today for me!,Congrats!
44300,6 months clean today for me!,Congrats!,Thank you. On to the next milestone! Gets easier everyday 
44301,"Job interview today, potentialy leaving a career I’ve been in for almost 9 years.",Yeah I'm here. Except my situation is much more fragmented and fucked up.,Oh no that sucks! How come?
44302,Yeah I'm here. Except my situation is much more fragmented and fucked up.,Oh no that sucks! How come?,Wrote the reply to the wrong message whoops.
44303,Oh no that sucks! How come?,Wrote the reply to the wrong message whoops.,Haha found it I think
44304,"They say your late teens are the best time of your life. Actually I think 25 and upwards is the best. That's when you stop leading life to impress or please, and actually start doing things because you want to.",Nobody says teens are the best years,I’m sure some people do
44305,Nobody says teens are the best years,I’m sure some people do,The ones that peaked in high school
44306,I’m sure some people do,The ones that peaked in high school,I peaked in elementary school ^^haha
44307,"They say your late teens are the best time of your life. Actually I think 25 and upwards is the best. That's when you stop leading life to impress or please, and actually start doing things because you want to.","Im 25, about to be 26 in a couple months, and I'm still a total train wreck. ","I'm about to be 27, likewise "
44308,"Im 25, about to be 26 in a couple months, and I'm still a total train wreck. ","I'm about to be 27, likewise ",About to be 28 and me too! I'm hoping to have something figured out by the time I turn 30
44309,"Im 25, about to be 26 in a couple months, and I'm still a total train wreck. ","I'm about to be 27, likewise ","27 in June, train wreck but still hustlin!"
44310,"Im 25, about to be 26 in a couple months, and I'm still a total train wreck. ","I'm about to be 27, likewise ","Same here.




Just kidding. It's not perfect, but still great. And it keeps getting better :D"
44311,"They say your late teens are the best time of your life. Actually I think 25 and upwards is the best. That's when you stop leading life to impress or please, and actually start doing things because you want to.","Im 25, about to be 26 in a couple months, and I'm still a total train wreck. ",My people.
44312,"Im 25, about to be 26 in a couple months, and I'm still a total train wreck. ",My people.,"We are legion.  An incredibly anxious, possibly depressed legion, but a legion nonetheless."
44313,My people.,"We are legion.  An incredibly anxious, possibly depressed legion, but a legion nonetheless.",*pained smile*
44314,My people.,"We are legion.  An incredibly anxious, possibly depressed legion, but a legion nonetheless.","I'm incredibly depressed and possibly anxious, thank you. "
44315,My people.,"We are legion.  An incredibly anxious, possibly depressed legion, but a legion nonetheless.",Downvoted because the icon fits it better.
44316,"They say your late teens are the best time of your life. Actually I think 25 and upwards is the best. That's when you stop leading life to impress or please, and actually start doing things because you want to.","Im 25, about to be 26 in a couple months, and I'm still a total train wreck. ",Ayyye. 25 year-old existential crisis gang. 👌🏼 ha ha ha ha haohgodpleasemakethepainstopha ha ha.
44317,"Im 25, about to be 26 in a couple months, and I'm still a total train wreck. ",Ayyye. 25 year-old existential crisis gang. 👌🏼 ha ha ha ha haohgodpleasemakethepainstopha ha ha.,"I'll have you know, I'm 26 and I only pulled out EIGHT gray hairs this week! 😅"
44318,Ayyye. 25 year-old existential crisis gang. 👌🏼 ha ha ha ha haohgodpleasemakethepainstopha ha ha.,"I'll have you know, I'm 26 and I only pulled out EIGHT gray hairs this week! 😅","Own it bro, men age like wine. A touch of grey can make you look distinguished af"
44319,"They say your late teens are the best time of your life. Actually I think 25 and upwards is the best. That's when you stop leading life to impress or please, and actually start doing things because you want to.","Im 25, about to be 26 in a couple months, and I'm still a total train wreck. ","If you have a good job and a decent credit and no debt, I'd say you're in a pretty good spot."
44320,"Im 25, about to be 26 in a couple months, and I'm still a total train wreck. ","If you have a good job and a decent credit and no debt, I'd say you're in a pretty good spot.",I had a good job
44321,"Im 25, about to be 26 in a couple months, and I'm still a total train wreck. ","If you have a good job and a decent credit and no debt, I'd say you're in a pretty good spot.","Great job, fucking horrible credit, 10k debt.

I need to fix my credit so much :!"
44322,"They say your late teens are the best time of your life. Actually I think 25 and upwards is the best. That's when you stop leading life to impress or please, and actually start doing things because you want to.","Im 25, about to be 26 in a couple months, and I'm still a total train wreck. ","About to be turning 27 and man, I feel like I'm just gaining traction in my life. "
44323,"Im 25, about to be 26 in a couple months, and I'm still a total train wreck. ","About to be turning 27 and man, I feel like I'm just gaining traction in my life. ",Same it’s not nearly as overwhelming as it was at 23. 
44324,"They say your late teens are the best time of your life. Actually I think 25 and upwards is the best. That's when you stop leading life to impress or please, and actually start doing things because you want to.",I'm 26 and I can't do what I want because I don't have money.   ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯,student loans? ahah
44325,I'm 26 and I can't do what I want because I don't have money.   ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯,student loans? ahah,"Actually, marriage loans.. Lol"
44326,student loans? ahah,"Actually, marriage loans.. Lol",ahaha good luck my friend
44327,"They say your late teens are the best time of your life. Actually I think 25 and upwards is the best. That's when you stop leading life to impress or please, and actually start doing things because you want to.",I'm 27 and I've never been more miserable in my life.,Rejoice! 
44328,I'm 27 and I've never been more miserable in my life.,Rejoice! ,For what reason?
44329,Rejoice! ,For what reason?,it was a sarcastic rejoice
44330,"They say your late teens are the best time of your life. Actually I think 25 and upwards is the best. That's when you stop leading life to impress or please, and actually start doing things because you want to.",I turn 25 tomorrow. Thank you for this. ,You're welcome! Happy real life cake day
44331,I turn 25 tomorrow. Thank you for this. ,You're welcome! Happy real life cake day,Thanks a lot!!
44332,"They say your late teens are the best time of your life. Actually I think 25 and upwards is the best. That's when you stop leading life to impress or please, and actually start doing things because you want to.",I’m 18 in two days!!!!!,"Quick do something illegal before you’re tried as an adult! 

^Don’t ^do ^that "
44333,I’m 18 in two days!!!!!,"Quick do something illegal before you’re tried as an adult! 

^Don’t ^do ^that ",Hahaha 
44334,"They say your late teens are the best time of your life. Actually I think 25 and upwards is the best. That's when you stop leading life to impress or please, and actually start doing things because you want to.",Who in the fuck says your teens are the best?,people who had a lot of sex in their teens
44335,Who in the fuck says your teens are the best?,people who had a lot of sex in their teens,RIP me
44336,"They say your late teens are the best time of your life. Actually I think 25 and upwards is the best. That's when you stop leading life to impress or please, and actually start doing things because you want to.",It's my 25th birthday. Thanks for this. :-),Happy cake day! 
44337,It's my 25th birthday. Thanks for this. :-),Happy cake day! ,Hahaha thank you 
44338,I’ve given myself one year to get my shit together.,I hear you man. I hope you achieve it. I have been doing the same thing for ten years.,What are you doing? 
44339,I hear you man. I hope you achieve it. I have been doing the same thing for ten years.,What are you doing? ,Living my life as a grey blob and trying to get my shit together. 
44340,What are you doing? ,Living my life as a grey blob and trying to get my shit together. ,Nice :)
44341,Y'all remember when there was gum stuck on everything?,"It is you that has changed. You're no longer in the places where the gum is stuck. 
","For some reason, the way you phrased this made me read it in Yoda's voice."
44342,"It is you that has changed. You're no longer in the places where the gum is stuck. 
","For some reason, the way you phrased this made me read it in Yoda's voice.","Pleased, I am. "
44343,I'm afraid I'm a boring person.,"Cultivate curiosity, ask questions. ","I will next time, thank you!"
44344,"Cultivate curiosity, ask questions. ","I will next time, thank you!",When I'm not sure what to say I just ask people how they're feeling
44345,"Cultivate curiosity, ask questions. ","I will next time, thank you!",r/socialskills is a great subreddit for this kind of stuff
44346,"I will next time, thank you!",r/socialskills is a great subreddit for this kind of stuff,Didn't know this was a thing. Thanks!
44347,Tell me something good that happened to you today!,"I'm drunk, does that count?","Totally counts!  I mean, unless you’re the angry/sad kind of drunk haha "
44348,"I'm drunk, does that count?","Totally counts!  I mean, unless you’re the angry/sad kind of drunk haha ","Kinda sad, but not really. Definitely not angry.

I mostly just overshare when I'm drunk."
44349,Tell me something good that happened to you today!,I met my Middle School best friend after 10 years of no sign of life. ,So cool! Did you just pick up where things left off or was there any kind of awkwardness? 
44350,I met my Middle School best friend after 10 years of no sign of life. ,So cool! Did you just pick up where things left off or was there any kind of awkwardness? ,I wrote about it just now; feel free to check my profile. 
44351,So cool! Did you just pick up where things left off or was there any kind of awkwardness? ,I wrote about it just now; feel free to check my profile. ,I’ll definitely take a read!  I wish you luck in rekindling that friendship! 
44352,I wrote about it just now; feel free to check my profile. ,I’ll definitely take a read!  I wish you luck in rekindling that friendship! ,🙏🏻🙏🏻
44353,"The girl at the Dubai Airport, hope you’re okay","To be fair, the Dubai airport almost brought me to tears several times during my time there...",Couldn't find the baggage claim too huh lol
44354,"To be fair, the Dubai airport almost brought me to tears several times during my time there...",Couldn't find the baggage claim too huh lol,I thought I was the only one! 
44355,"The girl at the Dubai Airport, hope you’re okay","To be fair, the Dubai airport almost brought me to tears several times during my time there...","Same, can't wait to go back and cry again.
"
44356,"To be fair, the Dubai airport almost brought me to tears several times during my time there...","Same, can't wait to go back and cry again.
",Best cry I ever had. 5 stars to Fly Emirates.
44357,"The girl at the Dubai Airport, hope you’re okay",Maybe you were both crying because the ice cream machine was down.,If that was the case we'd all be crying. Ice cream machine is always damn down.
44358,Maybe you were both crying because the ice cream machine was down.,If that was the case we'd all be crying. Ice cream machine is always damn down.,In hot ass Dubai of all places
44359,"The girl at the Dubai Airport, hope you’re okay",Why is everyone crying at the mcdonalds,who said that?
44360,Why is everyone crying at the mcdonalds,who said that?,You did.
44361,"The girl at the Dubai Airport, hope you’re okay","As a guy, I wish I could do this. I always want to.",I've cried at a Micky D's one when I dropped my buttermilk tendies.
44362,"As a guy, I wish I could do this. I always want to.",I've cried at a Micky D's one when I dropped my buttermilk tendies.,Stay strong fam 
44363,Can anyone wish me a happy birthday?,HAAAPPPY BIRTHDAAYYY MY DUDE &lt;3 ,Thank you :) I love your username btw. 
44364,HAAAPPPY BIRTHDAAYYY MY DUDE &lt;3 ,Thank you :) I love your username btw. ,"You're welcome!! Haha, thank you so much! :)"
44365,Kid next to me on this flight is unfamiliar with the concept of a remote.,"How old was this kid? If it’s a teen, then I truly have lost hope for my generation.",No no no. That would shock my to my core no he's probably 4 or 5. 
44366,"How old was this kid? If it’s a teen, then I truly have lost hope for my generation.",No no no. That would shock my to my core no he's probably 4 or 5. ,It still blows me away that parents give ipads to kids that young.  
44367,No no no. That would shock my to my core no he's probably 4 or 5. ,It still blows me away that parents give ipads to kids that young.  ,Someone I work with recently bought an iPad for their one year old...  :/
44368,No no no. That would shock my to my core no he's probably 4 or 5. ,It still blows me away that parents give ipads to kids that young.  ,I’ve seen babies with their moms iPhone before on the bus (like 2-3 years old!) 
44369,Kid next to me on this flight is unfamiliar with the concept of a remote.,"Wait, they have remotes on planes? ",You ok there bud?
44370,"Wait, they have remotes on planes? ",You ok there bud?,Obviously not! 
44371,You ok there bud?,Obviously not! ,Does someone need to get you some water or coffee or stroke rehabilitation?
44372,Kid next to me on this flight is unfamiliar with the concept of a remote.,Ugh I hate kids like this. They make my generation look bad,Are you 5?
44373,Ugh I hate kids like this. They make my generation look bad,Are you 5?,Lol no I meant millennials. Didn’t realize he’s part of Gen Z
44374,Want to chat about something random?,How do you deal with self doubt? ,Fake it til you make it. Always.
44375,How do you deal with self doubt? ,Fake it til you make it. Always.,How would you go about that?
44376,Want to chat about something random?,I'm willing to talk about anything so just start chatting away.,How are you?
44377,I'm willing to talk about anything so just start chatting away.,How are you?,I'm doing very well thanks.
44378,How are you?,I'm doing very well thanks.,I'm glad to hear! Anything you would like to share? Get off your chest? Questions?
44379,I'm doing very well thanks.,I'm glad to hear! Anything you would like to share? Get off your chest? Questions?,I'm having chili and bacon hot dogs with french fries for dinner.
44380,This lady smiles at me after a year and it felt really nice.,What race are you?,My race? I'm white. Why?
44381,What race are you?,My race? I'm white. Why?,"You felt that her ethnicity was pertinent, so I was curious. "
44382,Take like a minute before answering this.,i feel like dogshit,"Ahh, why is that?"
44383,i feel like dogshit,"Ahh, why is that?",oh it's just a usual thing
44384,"Ahh, why is that?",oh it's just a usual thing,Haha if it was usual would it be shitty still?
44385,oh it's just a usual thing,Haha if it was usual would it be shitty still?,"yeah, because i can just feel it lmao"
44386,Take like a minute before answering this.,I don't feel much of anything to be honest with you.,Do you want to feel that way? 
44387,I don't feel much of anything to be honest with you.,Do you want to feel that way? ,I'm not sure.
44388,Take like a minute before answering this.,"Life is a huge (and not really funny) joke. 

Other than that, I'm doing okay. ","I wonder what the punch line is? Probably just, ""psyche!"""
44389,"Life is a huge (and not really funny) joke. 

Other than that, I'm doing okay. ","I wonder what the punch line is? Probably just, ""psyche!""",That sounds about right haha 
44390,I want to learn more about you!,I'm a math and music god.,Have any math or music wisdom to bestow on a lowly mortal? 
44391,I'm a math and music god.,Have any math or music wisdom to bestow on a lowly mortal? ,"π bad τ good



♫ ♫ 𝅘𝅥 ♫ ͜|𝅝"
44392,Have any math or music wisdom to bestow on a lowly mortal? ,"π bad τ good



♫ ♫ 𝅘𝅥 ♫ ͜|𝅝",I hope one day I will understand this awesome information. 
44393,I want to learn more about you!,"I hate chocolate, but love chocolate cake 🤷‍♀️",Haha I guess those are two different things. How do you not like chocolate though?
44394,"I hate chocolate, but love chocolate cake 🤷‍♀️",Haha I guess those are two different things. How do you not like chocolate though?,I just never did! Can't even explain it to myself. 
44395,"I got a job offer!! I’m about 6 years too old and too late with no experience, but I’m so happy!",can you add a TLDR? I don’t want to read all that,Added :)
44396,can you add a TLDR? I don’t want to read all that,Added :),thanks sweet cakes😋
44397,"I just had my first argument with a flat-earther, and I’m freaking exhausted!","""Show me pictures from the Edge or GTFO.""  

Done.","Not possible. The edge is closely guarded by the government, of course. "
44398,"""Show me pictures from the Edge or GTFO.""  

Done.","Not possible. The edge is closely guarded by the government, of course. ",I hope Darwinism will make the world a better place.
44399,"""Show me pictures from the Edge or GTFO.""  

Done.","Not possible. The edge is closely guarded by the government, of course. ",Yup
44400,I am so proud of my country New Zealand,Love from the East Island.,West Island?
44401,Love from the East Island.,West Island?,yeah thanks I'll correct that
44402,I am so proud of my country New Zealand,Love from the East Island.,Where is that?
44403,Love from the East Island.,Where is that?,Gonna assume Australia
44404,Love from the East Island.,Where is that?,"The world upside down then flipped horizontally, duh."
44405,I am so proud of my country New Zealand,Actually you guys justifed the terrorist's manifesto,How is that?
44406,Actually you guys justifed the terrorist's manifesto,How is that?,They're doing everything he wanted them too. 
44407,How is that?,They're doing everything he wanted them too. ,"Exactly, j3button, that's my point"
44408,I am so proud of my country New Zealand,Did something happen? I don't exactly keep up with the news.,"I don't understand why you're being downvoted so much, because of a question.
"
44409,Did something happen? I don't exactly keep up with the news.,"I don't understand why you're being downvoted so much, because of a question.
","No idea, but I don't care in the slightest."
44410,I'm moving to Japan in 4 days!!,You sound like me nine years ago.,Do you still live there?
44411,You sound like me nine years ago.,Do you still live there?,Yes
44412,Do you still live there?,Yes,How do you like it?
44413,Yes,How do you like it?,enough not to go home
44414,I'm moving to Japan in 4 days!!,"Go to Ebisu, and go drifting. Just a thought...","On what fucking road in Ebisu do you imagine people drift? Seriously, I'd like to know."
44415,"Go to Ebisu, and go drifting. Just a thought...","On what fucking road in Ebisu do you imagine people drift? Seriously, I'd like to know.","Public ones, at 2am"
44416,"On what fucking road in Ebisu do you imagine people drift? Seriously, I'd like to know.","Public ones, at 2am","I drive the public roads in Ebisu at 2 a.m. Could you be more specific, please?"
44417,"Public ones, at 2am","I drive the public roads in Ebisu at 2 a.m. Could you be more specific, please?","There is a circuit as well, with quite a popular jump drift."
44418,"I drive the public roads in Ebisu at 2 a.m. Could you be more specific, please?","There is a circuit as well, with quite a popular jump drift.","In Ebisu?

Still waiting to hear which public streets in Ebisu."
44419,"There is a circuit as well, with quite a popular jump drift.","In Ebisu?

Still waiting to hear which public streets in Ebisu.","Some. IDK, do a YouTube search"
44420,"In Ebisu?

Still waiting to hear which public streets in Ebisu.","Some. IDK, do a YouTube search",[removed]
44421,I'm moving to Japan in 4 days!!,Dude. You're 31 and just starting eikaiwa? See you at the HUB!,The HUB?
44422,Dude. You're 31 and just starting eikaiwa? See you at the HUB!,The HUB?,You'll see.
44423,The HUB?,You'll see.,You mean the urban legend 
44424,I'm moving to Japan in 4 days!!,"-Never been to japan. 

-Believe you once spoke ‘fluently’. 

Fucking LOL. ",happy cake day.
44425,"-Never been to japan. 

-Believe you once spoke ‘fluently’. 

Fucking LOL. ",happy cake day.,Thanks buddy :-)
44426,I try not to talk to women,Why do you think that they may interpret what you are doing in that way,"Idk, but I see it happen a lot. 

I don't wanna be that person who harasses people."
44427,Why do you think that they may interpret what you are doing in that way,"Idk, but I see it happen a lot. 

I don't wanna be that person who harasses people.","You know what it is to harass, why not avoid doing those things?"
44428,"Idk, but I see it happen a lot. 

I don't wanna be that person who harasses people.","You know what it is to harass, why not avoid doing those things?",You ever got in trouble for doing something you didn't do?
44429,I missed my very first cake day yesterday and I am unreasonably sad about it.,Have an upvote from me. ,Happy cake day!
44430,Have an upvote from me. ,Happy cake day!,👍
44431,Happy cake day!,👍,Happy cake day!!!!
44432,👍,Happy cake day!!!!,Happy microphone day 🎤 
44433,Happy cake day!!!!,Happy microphone day 🎤 ,Thanks!
44434,👍,Happy cake day!!!!,👍
44435,I missed my very first cake day yesterday and I am unreasonably sad about it.,I upvoted all of your comments and your post. Happy belated cake day my dude.,Im so grateful! I love this sub so much ❤️
44436,I upvoted all of your comments and your post. Happy belated cake day my dude.,Im so grateful! I love this sub so much ❤️,No problemo
44437,I missed my very first cake day yesterday and I am unreasonably sad about it.,Happy cake day and hope for better luck next year 😂,Thank you! I appreciate that! 😂
44438,Happy cake day and hope for better luck next year 😂,Thank you! I appreciate that! 😂,[removed]
44439,I missed my very first cake day yesterday and I am unreasonably sad about it.,"You don’t just get karma for it being your cake day, lol. It’s arbitrary, don’t worry too much ","I know that, it’s all in good fun 😊"
44440,"You don’t just get karma for it being your cake day, lol. It’s arbitrary, don’t worry too much ","I know that, it’s all in good fun 😊",Next time you’ll have the best cake day ever 
44441,I missed my very first cake day yesterday and I am unreasonably sad about it.,I think mine was yesterday and I didn’t even notice :(,happy cake day!
44442,I think mine was yesterday and I didn’t even notice :(,happy cake day!,Thanks! This is the first year i noticed it.
44443,I am so afraid to write my story in here because of my grammar.,Nice to meet you! You're English is great. 😊,Oh thanks! your comment cheer me up :)
44444,Nice to meet you! You're English is great. 😊,Oh thanks! your comment cheer me up :),"I'm glad, let me know if you ever need someone to practice English with. :)"
44445,Oh thanks! your comment cheer me up :),"I'm glad, let me know if you ever need someone to practice English with. :)",This wholesome side of the site is amazing.
44446,Nice to meet you! You're English is great. 😊,Oh thanks! your comment cheer me up :),This is too wholesome for the internet
44447,I am so afraid to write my story in here because of my grammar.,영어 진짜 잘하셔요! 부끄러워 하지마세요\~ ,한국사람이신데? ㅋㅋ
44448,영어 진짜 잘하셔요! 부끄러워 하지마세요\~ ,한국사람이신데? ㅋㅋ,ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 정답 ! ! !
44449,Just joined the Bone Marrow donor registry!,No experience but I'm on the registry too!,Awesome! How long have you been on?
44450,No experience but I'm on the registry too!,Awesome! How long have you been on?,"I think about 2 years now, I got signed up freshman year of college"
44451,Awesome! How long have you been on?,"I think about 2 years now, I got signed up freshman year of college",Sweet! I wonder if ill ever get contacted
44452,"For the first time since I can remember, this is the first time my family hasn’t been living paycheck to paycheck",What’s your Venmo username?,I don’t have venmo
44453,What’s your Venmo username?,I don’t have venmo,You have a bank account? Get Venmo and let me know your username when you do. 
44454,I don’t have venmo,You have a bank account? Get Venmo and let me know your username when you do. ,Venmo - allyally25
44455,I don’t have venmo,You have a bank account? Get Venmo and let me know your username when you do. ,Seriously thank you so much😭
44456,What’s your Venmo username?,I don’t have venmo,Or PayPal? 
44457,I woke up at 7am today and haven't cried for two days.,Happy to hear you're having a good day!,Thank you! Hope you're having one too :)
44458,Happy to hear you're having a good day!,Thank you! Hope you're having one too :),"I am so far, let's hope it stays that way! :^D"
44459,Friendly reminder not to get a bunny/chick for your kids this Easter,People buy chicks and bunnies for Easter? Weird I've never heard of that ,I've heard of it happening but have never seen it happen. Is it more if a rural thing?
44460,People buy chicks and bunnies for Easter? Weird I've never heard of that ,I've heard of it happening but have never seen it happen. Is it more if a rural thing?,"Not sure. I'm from a fairly rural area, but not like, the middle of nowhere. "
44461,People buy chicks and bunnies for Easter? Weird I've never heard of that ,I've heard of it happening but have never seen it happen. Is it more if a rural thing?,I’ve eaten wild bunnies. I don’t name things I’m going to eat.
44462,Friendly reminder not to get a bunny/chick for your kids this Easter,People buy chicks and bunnies for Easter? Weird I've never heard of that ,"I get a bunny every Easter, it doesn't last a day before I eat it though."
44463,People buy chicks and bunnies for Easter? Weird I've never heard of that ,"I get a bunny every Easter, it doesn't last a day before I eat it though.",WTF
44464,"I get a bunny every Easter, it doesn't last a day before I eat it though.",WTF,I don't know why you're so weirded out.
44465,Friendly reminder not to get a bunny/chick for your kids this Easter,But the kids love rabbit stew and chicken nuggets.....,Hmm I know what I'll be sending you for Easter now.
44466,But the kids love rabbit stew and chicken nuggets.....,Hmm I know what I'll be sending you for Easter now.,"More chicken nuggets?  Yes, please!  :-)"
44467,Hmm I know what I'll be sending you for Easter now.,"More chicken nuggets?  Yes, please!  :-)",Hope you like McDonald's!
44468,"More chicken nuggets?  Yes, please!  :-)",Hope you like McDonald's!,I prefer chick-fil-a.  Abner's is the best but that's only in Mississippi.  
44469,Hope you like McDonald's!,I prefer chick-fil-a.  Abner's is the best but that's only in Mississippi.  ,Chick-fil-a is closed on Sundays though.
44470,Friendly reminder not to get a bunny/chick for your kids this Easter,What's the lowest maintenance furry pet?,A cat that spends most of its time outdoors. 
44471,What's the lowest maintenance furry pet?,A cat that spends most of its time outdoors. ,"That's not a ""pet"" then. It's a stray. "
44472,What's the lowest maintenance furry pet?,A cat that spends most of its time outdoors. ,Unless it likes to get into fights and keeps coming back home all messed up
44473,Friendly reminder not to get a bunny/chick for your kids this Easter,What's the lowest maintenance furry pet?,"Cat, for sure"
44474,What's the lowest maintenance furry pet?,"Cat, for sure",Not all cats. 
44475,My husband always knows how to cheer me up,I mean my right hand definitely does cheer me up just in different ways,God dammit. I didn’t expect this
44476,I mean my right hand definitely does cheer me up just in different ways,God dammit. I didn’t expect this,That's what she said
44477,Minecraft scares me.,My favorite game that scares me is a game called life :D,Nah its called r/outside 🙂
44478,My favorite game that scares me is a game called life :D,Nah its called r/outside 🙂,"Your both wrong its called ""work""

&amp;#x200B;"
44479,My Daughters (twins!) were born today,congrats bro but you should remove your kids names from the post,Y tho
44480,congrats bro but you should remove your kids names from the post,Y tho,Someone might know them
44481,Brag about something mundane,I can breathe,My asthmatic ass is jealous
44482,I can breathe,My asthmatic ass is jealous,Oof
44483,I saw the ocean for the first time!! I WITNESSED THE OCEAN!!!!!!,Where do you live? I find it amazing that someone can go 23 years without seeing the ocean.,"I live in Calgary, Canada! Haha right?! Somehow, I managed... I'll be back soon, though!"
44484,Where do you live? I find it amazing that someone can go 23 years without seeing the ocean.,"I live in Calgary, Canada! Haha right?! Somehow, I managed... I'll be back soon, though!",That's actually pretty amazing. 
44485,Good fences make good neighbors.,"Wait, do you always check if your neighbours are pedos? Where are you from?","Note that OP wasn't just checking if they were pedos, but their entire adult criminal history. "
44486,"Wait, do you always check if your neighbours are pedos? Where are you from?","Note that OP wasn't just checking if they were pedos, but their entire adult criminal history. ",Still very alien to me.
44487,Good fences make good neighbors.,"That’s when good neighbours become, good friends~",Under appreciated comment right here
44488,"That’s when good neighbours become, good friends~",Under appreciated comment right here,"Even so, I must."
44489,I think it just happened!,What if your child doesn't want to live?,Not ready to come out and chill
44490,What if your child doesn't want to live?,Not ready to come out and chill,"No, what if they wont want to be alive at all, not just not want to be born."
44491,Not ready to come out and chill,"No, what if they wont want to be alive at all, not just not want to be born.",Take this attitude elsewhere. 
44492,I think it just happened!,What if your child doesn't want to live?,Be careful you don't cut someone with that edge
44493,What if your child doesn't want to live?,Be careful you don't cut someone with that edge,Its a serious question no breeder can ever answer. 
44494,Just your average Muslim,fuck u mud slime,You’re pathetic 
44495,fuck u mud slime,You’re pathetic ,how because i don’t like towel heads?
44496,Just your average Muslim,Wait what happened? I’m out of the loop.,A shooting at a mosque in New Zealand
44497,Wait what happened? I’m out of the loop.,A shooting at a mosque in New Zealand,Why did it happen?
44498,Just your average Muslim,Hey man not good with words wish you the best and hope you and your family stay safe ,"Your words are fine man :)
Take care"
44499,Hey man not good with words wish you the best and hope you and your family stay safe ,"Your words are fine man :)
Take care",You to man stay safe 
44500,cloudy with a chance of meatballs is so underrated,STEVE ,Flint Lock***wood!***
44501,STEVE ,Flint Lock***wood!***,"

i havent seen the movie in years but i heard this so perfectly

"
44502,STEVE ,Flint Lock***wood!***,*uh oh!*
44503,cloudy with a chance of meatballs is so underrated,Preach! Cloudy with a chance of meatballs is the best 3D-animated film IMO,I’m sorry but How To Train Your Dragon (1 &amp; 2)
44504,Preach! Cloudy with a chance of meatballs is the best 3D-animated film IMO,I’m sorry but How To Train Your Dragon (1 &amp; 2),im sorry but ratatoing 
44505,I’m sorry but How To Train Your Dragon (1 &amp; 2),im sorry but ratatoing ,That has nothing on What's Up: Balloon to the Rescue and The Little Panda Fighter.
44506,I’m sorry but How To Train Your Dragon (1 &amp; 2),im sorry but ratatoing ,Meet Marcel Toing! 
44507,Preach! Cloudy with a chance of meatballs is the best 3D-animated film IMO,I’m sorry but How To Train Your Dragon (1 &amp; 2),how can you not add 3 with that wholesome ending
44508,cloudy with a chance of meatballs is so underrated,Preach! Cloudy with a chance of meatballs is the best 3D-animated film IMO,Ratatouille?? 
44509,Preach! Cloudy with a chance of meatballs is the best 3D-animated film IMO,Ratatouille?? ,BEST movie of all time
44510,Ratatouille?? ,BEST movie of all time,Absolutely 
44511,Preach! Cloudy with a chance of meatballs is the best 3D-animated film IMO,Ratatouille?? ,IMO!
44512,cloudy with a chance of meatballs is so underrated,Don’t forget a semi-related masterpiece “Sausage Party”... super deep.,Deep indeed...
44513,Don’t forget a semi-related masterpiece “Sausage Party”... super deep.,Deep indeed...,Ballz deep
44514,Bought a house at 22!,"Where?

Average home price is $500K in my town now.  Rent is $2000 a month. ","Oklahoma City.

I paid $150,000 and have a yard and a pool. "
44515,"Where?

Average home price is $500K in my town now.  Rent is $2000 a month. ","Oklahoma City.

I paid $150,000 and have a yard and a pool. ","Nice!  I could get a parking space here for $150K. 

Watch out for tornadoes and fundies!  "
44516,Bought a house at 22!,"Where?

Average home price is $500K in my town now.  Rent is $2000 a month. ",NYC?
44517,"Where?

Average home price is $500K in my town now.  Rent is $2000 a month. ",NYC?,"No, near Boulder CO"
44518,Bought a house at 22!,"OH YEAH, Well i have a rent controlled apartment in NYC IN A GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD ",tbh i'm much more impressed by this
44519,"OH YEAH, Well i have a rent controlled apartment in NYC IN A GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD ",tbh i'm much more impressed by this,Same
44520,tbh i'm much more impressed by this,Same,But that's sweet dude. I'm 23 I'll be looking into properties some day.
44521,"OH YEAH, Well i have a rent controlled apartment in NYC IN A GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD ",tbh i'm much more impressed by this,Oh yeah I'm saving caboodles of cash! I also just witnessed my cat run into a door. So win win.
44522,Bought a house at 22!,"What’s your dogs name
",Roxy! 
44523,"What’s your dogs name
",Roxy! ,Yay nice 
44524,What is your go-to movie? The one you watch just for fun and practically know all the character’s lines.,Talladega Nights.,Love this film! Ricky Bobby! 
44525,Talladega Nights.,Love this film! Ricky Bobby! ,"If you ain't first, you're last."
44526,Love this film! Ricky Bobby! ,"If you ain't first, you're last.",Shake and bake
44527,What is your go-to movie? The one you watch just for fun and practically know all the character’s lines.,Princess Bride and Raiders of the Lost Ark. ,It belongs in a museum! 
44528,Princess Bride and Raiders of the Lost Ark. ,It belongs in a museum! ,"(Psssst, that’s Last Crusade) "
44529,It belongs in a museum! ,"(Psssst, that’s Last Crusade) ",Ah damn. Got it mixed up. 
44530,What is your go-to movie? The one you watch just for fun and practically know all the character’s lines.,The A-Team,Is that the one with Liam Neeson? 
44531,The A-Team,Is that the one with Liam Neeson? ,Yes it wasn't well received but I still enjoy it almost 10 years later.
44532,Is that the one with Liam Neeson? ,Yes it wasn't well received but I still enjoy it almost 10 years later.,Jeez almost ten years?! I swear it feels like it came out a few years ago. 
44533,Yes it wasn't well received but I still enjoy it almost 10 years later.,Jeez almost ten years?! I swear it feels like it came out a few years ago. ,Same here. 
44534,What is your go-to movie? The one you watch just for fun and practically know all the character’s lines.,I don’t know why but ever since I was a child the Wedding Singer has always brought me comfort.,Well I have a microphone and you don’t. So you will listen to every damn word I have to say! 
44535,I don’t know why but ever since I was a child the Wedding Singer has always brought me comfort.,Well I have a microphone and you don’t. So you will listen to every damn word I have to say! ,"And when I think of you Linda, I hope you fucking choke ❤️"
44536,"Hey, /r/casualconversation, what's one hobby you're proficient in?",Music. Both listening and pplaying instruments haha,What instruments are you playing if I may ask?
44537,Music. Both listening and pplaying instruments haha,What instruments are you playing if I may ask?,"Guitar, Piano and Ukulele :)"
44538,What instruments are you playing if I may ask?,"Guitar, Piano and Ukulele :)",How many years did you had to learn those instruments if I may ask?
44539,"Hey, /r/casualconversation, what's one hobby you're proficient in?",Gunsmithing. Motorcycle mechanics. ,"Can you fix me a Luger, then?"
44540,Gunsmithing. Motorcycle mechanics. ,"Can you fix me a Luger, then?",Anythings fixable with enough money and time. Whats wrong with it?
44541,I saw the saddest face I have ever seen in my 37yrs of existence this morning,You’re a great father :),Dude he had three kids when he cant a Ford it. That's being a terrible dad.
44542,You’re a great father :),Dude he had three kids when he cant a Ford it. That's being a terrible dad.,that’s why you pay your taxes.  Now get back to work.  
44543,You’re a great father :),Dude he had three kids when he cant a Ford it. That's being a terrible dad.,"You don’t really know his situation, it’s horrible to make that assumption. "
44544,You’re a great father :),Dude he had three kids when he cant a Ford it. That's being a terrible dad.,Idiot
44545,You’re a great father :),Dude he had three kids when he cant a Ford it. That's being a terrible dad.,Who tf are you? 
44546,You’re a great father :),Dude he had three kids when he cant a Ford it. That's being a terrible dad.,Get your main sub attitude out of here.
44547,Dude he had three kids when he cant a Ford it. That's being a terrible dad.,Get your main sub attitude out of here.,What?
44548,Get your main sub attitude out of here.,What?,__Get your main sub attitude out of here.__
44549,I saw the saddest face I have ever seen in my 37yrs of existence this morning,"Dude don't worry, if he is old enough he will appreciate it alot! Much love from germany! ","Velen Dank, baie dankie from the Flemmish!"
44550,"Dude don't worry, if he is old enough he will appreciate it alot! Much love from germany! ","Velen Dank, baie dankie from the Flemmish!","I once had some bad dank, much phlegm in the throat! "
44551,I saw the saddest face I have ever seen in my 37yrs of existence this morning,This guy sounds like a Canadian. :-),"Nope, this guy is a South African"
44552,This guy sounds like a Canadian. :-),"Nope, this guy is a South African",Ah ok.
44553,20 questions,I'll play,Want to guess an object or just ask each other random stuff? 
44554,I'll play,Want to guess an object or just ask each other random stuff? ,Random stuff.  Fav food? 
44555,Want to guess an object or just ask each other random stuff? ,Random stuff.  Fav food? ,"Cinnamon buns lol

Favorite TV show? "
44556,Random stuff.  Fav food? ,"Cinnamon buns lol

Favorite TV show? ","Thunderbolt fantasy 

Fav game? "
44557,"Cinnamon buns lol

Favorite TV show? ","Thunderbolt fantasy 

Fav game? ","Twister? Lol 

Favorite song?"
44558,"Thunderbolt fantasy 

Fav game? ","Twister? Lol 

Favorite song?","Idk tbh lol it always changes. 

Dream job? "
44559,"Twister? Lol 

Favorite song?","Idk tbh lol it always changes. 

Dream job? ","Owning a dog kennel lol

Worst job you ever had? "
44560,20 questions,I'll play 2.,Want to guess an object or just random questions? 
44561,I'll play 2.,Want to guess an object or just random questions? ,your pick
44562,Want to guess an object or just random questions? ,your pick,Favorite animal? 
44563,your pick,Favorite animal? ,"AHH. I love them all. 

Cats are neat.

Favorite hobby?"
44564,Favorite animal? ,"AHH. I love them all. 

Cats are neat.

Favorite hobby?","Camping 

Train or plane?"
44565,"AHH. I love them all. 

Cats are neat.

Favorite hobby?","Camping 

Train or plane?","Train for sightseeing. Plane for convenience.
Funniest thing to ever happen to you?"
44566,20 questions,"Random questions? 

Sure.",Favorite genre of music? 
44567,"Random questions? 

Sure.",Favorite genre of music? ,"Hip Hop.

Favorite newspaper comic?"
44568,20 questions,Sure. I’ll play. ,Favorite item in your home?
44569,Sure. I’ll play. ,Favorite item in your home?,"Pictures of my cat.

What is your favorite topping on ice cream?"
44570,Favorite item in your home?,"Pictures of my cat.

What is your favorite topping on ice cream?","Chocolate

Favorite season? "
44571,"Pictures of my cat.

What is your favorite topping on ice cream?","Chocolate

Favorite season? ","Spring.

Do you like avocados?"
44572,"Chocolate

Favorite season? ","Spring.

Do you like avocados?","Only in smoothies or for breakfast on like toast.

Favorite place to visit? "
44573,"Spring.

Do you like avocados?","Only in smoothies or for breakfast on like toast.

Favorite place to visit? ","My favorite place that I visited was Italy.

Favorite time of day?"
44574,"Only in smoothies or for breakfast on like toast.

Favorite place to visit? ","My favorite place that I visited was Italy.

Favorite time of day?","7 a.m.... morning person. 

Which is more scary... sharks or snakes?"
44575,Someone should start something like GrubHub but to bring medicine and chicken soup and shit to single people who live alone.,I think you can use Postmates for that. I've never used it though. ,Never heard if that. Gonna look into it real quick.
44576,I think you can use Postmates for that. I've never used it though. ,Never heard if that. Gonna look into it real quick.,Shipt is also a good one for areas that don’t have postmates
44577,I think you can use Postmates for that. I've never used it though. ,Never heard if that. Gonna look into it real quick.,I don't have friends either
44578,I think you can use Postmates for that. I've never used it though. ,Never heard if that. Gonna look into it real quick.,You’re from the US and you’ve never heard of postmates? Where have you been the past few years?
44579,I think you can use Postmates for that. I've never used it though. ,Never heard if that. Gonna look into it real quick.,you could have googled before posting but you didn't. SHAME ON YOU
44580,I think you can use Postmates for that. I've never used it though. ,Never heard if that. Gonna look into it real quick.,This is what GoPuff is specifically for 
44581,Someone should start something like GrubHub but to bring medicine and chicken soup and shit to single people who live alone.,Some grocery stores are now doing online ordering with delivery. I think Kroger and Meijer do.,"I looked into that, but you still gotta go pick it up. At least at my Kroger ya do."
44582,Some grocery stores are now doing online ordering with delivery. I think Kroger and Meijer do.,"I looked into that, but you still gotta go pick it up. At least at my Kroger ya do.",Stop and Shop delivers through Peapod.
44583,Someone should start something like GrubHub but to bring medicine and chicken soup and shit to single people who live alone.,"OP, where do you live? I'm sure we could find a redditor who'd do it. :)","I got it taken care of, some super awesome dude on TaskRabbit got me."
44584,"OP, where do you live? I'm sure we could find a redditor who'd do it. :)","I got it taken care of, some super awesome dude on TaskRabbit got me.","Oh, that's so great that you now kinda/sorta taken care of.  I hope you feel better soon!"
44585,"I got it taken care of, some super awesome dude on TaskRabbit got me.","Oh, that's so great that you now kinda/sorta taken care of.  I hope you feel better soon!",Same. Thanks for the wellwishing!
44586,Someone should start something like GrubHub but to bring medicine and chicken soup and shit to single people who live alone.,A caretaker. You want a caretaker. ,Not really. Just someone to drop some shit off. I can handle it from there :p
44587,A caretaker. You want a caretaker. ,Not really. Just someone to drop some shit off. I can handle it from there :p,I simply couldn't resist!
44588,Someone should start something like GrubHub but to bring medicine and chicken soup and shit to single people who live alone.,Like someone attractive with soup just for you. A little weird but i like it ,"Don't know where you're getting the someone attractive part. You made this weird, not me :p"
44589,Like someone attractive with soup just for you. A little weird but i like it ,"Don't know where you're getting the someone attractive part. You made this weird, not me :p",That’s what I envisioned when I read the post. I’m ok with my weirdness 
44590,"Don't know where you're getting the someone attractive part. You made this weird, not me :p",That’s what I envisioned when I read the post. I’m ok with my weirdness ,"Let your freak flag fly. Username checks out, btw."
44591,"I am playing Skyrim and I can’t get pasted this damn spider level bc I’m arachnophobic, like fuck you Bethesda",Lol bro thats like the first boss of the game. Just wait til you gotta kill dragons and shit.,Arachnophobia=irrational fear of spiders.
44592,Lol bro thats like the first boss of the game. Just wait til you gotta kill dragons and shit.,Arachnophobia=irrational fear of spiders.,"Yeah I can deal with dragons and shit, it’s just bugs I’m scared of, but it’s mostly spiders"
44593,Lol bro thats like the first boss of the game. Just wait til you gotta kill dragons and shit.,Arachnophobia=irrational fear of spiders.,I know but you cant let that get in the way of the first boss
44594,Arachnophobia=irrational fear of spiders.,I know but you cant let that get in the way of the first boss,"ir·ra·tion·al
/i(r)ˈraSH(ə)nəl/

adjective
1. not logical or reasonable.

"
44595,I know but you cant let that get in the way of the first boss,"ir·ra·tion·al
/i(r)ˈraSH(ə)nəl/

adjective
1. not logical or reasonable.

",Yea well im running on an irrational amount of sleep
44596,"I am playing Skyrim and I can’t get pasted this damn spider level bc I’m arachnophobic, like fuck you Bethesda","I like spiders, so I was kinda sad to have to kill it. ","Even tho I fucking hate spiders and I hope they all die, I still feel you man :("
44597,"I like spiders, so I was kinda sad to have to kill it. ","Even tho I fucking hate spiders and I hope they all die, I still feel you man :(",Spiders eat the really bad bugs. Don’t hate them too much.
44598,"Even tho I fucking hate spiders and I hope they all die, I still feel you man :(",Spiders eat the really bad bugs. Don’t hate them too much.,"I will try not too, any bug that eats other bugs is cool in my book"
44599,From Prison to Straight A's,Strong work- definitely proud of you!!!!,Happy cake day!
44600,Strong work- definitely proud of you!!!!,Happy cake day!,Thanks!!!!
44601,From Prison to Straight A's,congrats man! can i ask what you went to prison for?,I took some things that weren't mine when I was in the throws of my addiction.
44602,congrats man! can i ask what you went to prison for?,I took some things that weren't mine when I was in the throws of my addiction.,Take it you're still now?
44603,I took some things that weren't mine when I was in the throws of my addiction.,Take it you're still now?,3.5 years clean
44604,Take it you're still now?,3.5 years clean,Straight A's and getting sober? That's two accomplishments! You rock!
44605,3.5 years clean,Straight A's and getting sober? That's two accomplishments! You rock!,Thank you
44606,From Prison to Straight A's,Good luck to you! I hope your life turns for the absolute best. ,thank you for the good will
44607,Good luck to you! I hope your life turns for the absolute best. ,thank you for the good will,No problem :) 
44608,From Prison to Straight A's,How old are u if u don’t mind me asking?,28
44609,How old are u if u don’t mind me asking?,28,you're an inspiration
44610,From Prison to Straight A's,Keep it up dude!,thank yoU!
44611,Keep it up dude!,thank yoU!,You're welcome!
44612,What is something you love that other people usually don't like?,Asparagus,You are going too far ...
44613,Asparagus,You are going too far ...,Lol. Crazy i know
44614,You are going too far ...,Lol. Crazy i know,I love me some grilled asparagus
44615,Lol. Crazy i know,I love me some grilled asparagus,Me too 
44616,I love me some grilled asparagus,Me too ,Its so crispy like some kind of veggie fry mmmmm
44617,Me too ,Its so crispy like some kind of veggie fry mmmmm,"Ive always enjoyed. My grandma used to make in a casserole, loved it"
44618,What is something you love that other people usually don't like?,The smell of adhesive tape 😊,Really? Like all kinds or just one brand? 
44619,The smell of adhesive tape 😊,Really? Like all kinds or just one brand? ,"The brand doesn't matter, but is has to be a transparent matte."
44620,Really? Like all kinds or just one brand? ,"The brand doesn't matter, but is has to be a transparent matte.",Neat!
44621,I just started watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine after hearing positively about it here on Reddit.,I love 99! The Halloween episodes get me good everytime ,"""It's Halloweeeeen"""
44622,I love 99! The Halloween episodes get me good everytime ,"""It's Halloweeeeen""",Ive been waiting to bait you to say that for the last 2 months😐
44623,"""It's Halloweeeeen""",Ive been waiting to bait you to say that for the last 2 months😐,"Me specifically, or just anyone in general?"
44624,Ive been waiting to bait you to say that for the last 2 months😐,"Me specifically, or just anyone in general?",Can't reveal that this time 
44625,I just started watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine after hearing positively about it here on Reddit.,Fremulon... Not a doctor,It makes me sad that the latest season doesn't say that anymore...
44626,Fremulon... Not a doctor,It makes me sad that the latest season doesn't say that anymore...,It does 
44627,I just started watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine after hearing positively about it here on Reddit.,Fremulon... Not a doctor,Shhh
44628,Fremulon... Not a doctor,Shhh,Dooo dooo doo
44629,I just started watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine after hearing positively about it here on Reddit.,Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. ,Noice
44630,Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. ,Noice,Toit
44631,Noice,Toit,No doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt
44632,Toit,No doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt,What book are you reading?
44633,Noice,Toit,"&gt;Toit

Title of your sex tape."
44634,I just started watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine after hearing positively about it here on Reddit.,Great show! It doesn’t hurt that Santiago and Rosa are dreamy AF,I'd let Rosa police brutality all over me. 
44635,Great show! It doesn’t hurt that Santiago and Rosa are dreamy AF,I'd let Rosa police brutality all over me. ,Dude yes. My body is ready 
44636,I just started watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine after hearing positively about it here on Reddit.,Great show! It doesn’t hurt that Santiago and Rosa are dreamy AF,"I’m a Gina kinda guy, she’s like a sassy Hila from H3H3 haha"
44637,Great show! It doesn’t hurt that Santiago and Rosa are dreamy AF,"I’m a Gina kinda guy, she’s like a sassy Hila from H3H3 haha","&gt; sassy Hila

I can't unsee that oh my god, that's spot-on"
44638,"I’m a Gina kinda guy, she’s like a sassy Hila from H3H3 haha","&gt; sassy Hila

I can't unsee that oh my god, that's spot-on","Haha, thank you! Made me laugh "
44639,I just started watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine after hearing positively about it here on Reddit.,Noice.,Toigt
44640,Noice.,Toigt,Smort
44641,I just started watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine after hearing positively about it here on Reddit.,"Title of your sex tape
","Kind, sober and fully dressed! "
44642,"Title of your sex tape
","Kind, sober and fully dressed! ",Santiago style!
44643,"Kind, sober and fully dressed! ",Santiago style!,I’m sorry about tonight haha 
44644,Santiago style!,I’m sorry about tonight haha ,Let's pound it out!
44645,I just started watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine after hearing positively about it here on Reddit.,Okay this is the post that's gonna make me start it later when I wake up,"Awesome, passing it on! Thanks for letting me know "
44646,Okay this is the post that's gonna make me start it later when I wake up,"Awesome, passing it on! Thanks for letting me know ","Been hearing about this show for months all over reddit, I have to watch ittt "
44647,"Awesome, passing it on! Thanks for letting me know ","Been hearing about this show for months all over reddit, I have to watch ittt ",Reddit’s almost never wrong! 
44648,I just started watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine after hearing positively about it here on Reddit.,"Once you finish Brooklyn Nine Nine, watch Community (if you haven't seen it already.)",It’s added to my list! Thank you for the recommendation 
44649,"Once you finish Brooklyn Nine Nine, watch Community (if you haven't seen it already.)",It’s added to my list! Thank you for the recommendation ,Enjoy!
44650,I just started watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine after hearing positively about it here on Reddit.,"Since you're open you suggestion, don't miss Superstore and Last Man on Earth","I don’t know that my Netflix has those yet, but they’re added to my list! "
44651,"Since you're open you suggestion, don't miss Superstore and Last Man on Earth","I don’t know that my Netflix has those yet, but they’re added to my list! ","I really like Superstore, Mark McKinney gets off some great lines.  "
44652,I lost almost 15 pounds over the past 2 months and i’m pretty proud!,Happy cake day!,thank you! i didn’t even realize that!!
44653,Happy cake day!,thank you! i didn’t even realize that!!,It’s your mic day too :-)
44654,thank you! i didn’t even realize that!!,It’s your mic day too :-),😎😎😎
44655,How are you?,"Bad.
Aplastic anaemia.","You know, I don't know what that is but I will pray for you! "
44656,"Bad.
Aplastic anaemia.","You know, I don't know what that is but I will pray for you! ",Thanks!
44657,How are you?,"Bad.
Aplastic anaemia.",Sorry to hear that. Have you had any transfusions?
44658,"Bad.
Aplastic anaemia.",Sorry to hear that. Have you had any transfusions?,"Yeah,I've had 11 platelet transfusions and 6 RBC transfusions.I also got ATGAM done recently."
44659,What's the weirdest compliment you have gotten?,"""You have a fish face""",So what's the context for this one?
44660,"""You have a fish face""",So what's the context for this one?,A drunk person said it after I walked away from him.
44661,My little brother died for 15 minutes- so I’m giving my kidney away,Are they able to put an adult kidney in a baby? ,He’s 8 this year! 
44662,Are they able to put an adult kidney in a baby? ,He’s 8 this year! ,"Man, he was in the machine that long?"
44663,He’s 8 this year! ,"Man, he was in the machine that long?",Nooooo he was taken off a long time ago when he was still a baby :)
44664,My little brother died for 15 minutes- so I’m giving my kidney away,Well I’m a donor myself. I’m willing to give up a kidney to anyone if I’m a match. ,I’m glad to hear that Nate! 
44665,Well I’m a donor myself. I’m willing to give up a kidney to anyone if I’m a match. ,I’m glad to hear that Nate! ,Good luck! Hope you’re a match. Do you happen to know the blood type?
44666,I’m glad to hear that Nate! ,Good luck! Hope you’re a match. Do you happen to know the blood type?,He is type B ! 
44667,My little brother died for 15 minutes- so I’m giving my kidney away,Wow you're such an amazing person! :),"Nah, my little brother is though! "
44668,Wow you're such an amazing person! :),"Nah, my little brother is though! ",I'd say you both are! Your little brother is so strong and you're so kind! :)
44669,My little brother died for 15 minutes- so I’m giving my kidney away,Were they able to use your kidney?,We don’t know yet! Hope fully soon! 
44670,Were they able to use your kidney?,We don’t know yet! Hope fully soon! ,Let us know!
44671,We don’t know yet! Hope fully soon! ,Let us know!,Of course!! 
44672,"Im transgender FTM, ask me anything",I’ll start... what is FTM?,Female to male. I was born a girl and transitioned to being a man 
44673,I’ll start... what is FTM?,Female to male. I was born a girl and transitioned to being a man ,"Oh right, makes sense. Why did you want to be one of us? Do you have a willy? "
44674,"Im transgender FTM, ask me anything",Pre or post op,I haven't physically had any surgery or hormone therapy yet.
44675,Pre or post op,I haven't physically had any surgery or hormone therapy yet.,Do your friends and family know?
44676,I haven't physically had any surgery or hormone therapy yet.,Do your friends and family know?,yep! I'm out to all of them
44677,Do your friends and family know?,yep! I'm out to all of them,When did you know you identified as male
44678,yep! I'm out to all of them,When did you know you identified as male,"I was questioning from about age 12/13, and was sure at 14"
44679,Just dropping by to say that I love you,Right back atcha!,*finger guns*
44680,Right back atcha!,*finger guns*,Pew pew!
44681,*finger guns*,Pew pew!,*Whips out imaginary bazooka and fires*
44682,Pew pew!,*Whips out imaginary bazooka and fires*,( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
44683,Pew pew!,*Whips out imaginary bazooka and fires*,MY LEG!
44684,Pew pew!,*Whips out imaginary bazooka and fires*,*Fakes death but is resurected by this community's love and respect for one another*
44685,Right back atcha!,*finger guns*,👉😎👉
44686,*finger guns*,👉😎👉,Zoop 
44687,*finger guns*,👉😎👉,Ann Perkins!
44688,Right back atcha!,*finger guns*,(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
44689,Just dropping by to say that I love you,High fives!,High five!
44690,High fives!,High five!,Down low!
44691,High five!,Down low!,Too slow!!!!
44692,Down low!,Too slow!!!!,In the sky!
44693,Too slow!!!!,In the sky!,Idk who you are but I love you. Lol
44694,In the sky!,Idk who you are but I love you. Lol,💕💕
44695,Idk who you are but I love you. Lol,💕💕,"Btw cool art man! Sorry, I lurked quickly. "
44696,💕💕,"Btw cool art man! Sorry, I lurked quickly. ",Haha. Thanks I appreciate it!
44697,Idk who you are but I love you. Lol,💕💕,"You two should maybe hook up?

Just a thought...

&amp;#x200B;"
44698,In the sky!,Idk who you are but I love you. Lol,"You two should maybe hook up?

&amp;#x200B;"
44699,Idk who you are but I love you. Lol,"You two should maybe hook up?

&amp;#x200B;",Username checks out
44700,Too slow!!!!,In the sky!,"Up in Venus

In your peni..."
44701,Just dropping by to say that I love you,Your username...is kinda similar to 'friends' in my language. Mit~~o~~ro = Mitro = Friends.,What language is that?
44702,Your username...is kinda similar to 'friends' in my language. Mit~~o~~ro = Mitro = Friends.,What language is that?,Gujarati. Same in Hindi as well.
44703,Just dropping by to say that I love you,I've got an English oral presentation. This is what I'm doing it on,I hope it will turn out good!
44704,I've got an English oral presentation. This is what I'm doing it on,I hope it will turn out good!,Thanks. :)
44705,Just dropping by to say that I love you,Another shallow and empty post.,Like you
44706,Another shallow and empty post.,Like you,Yep totally like me. Oooh what a smooth come back. Fucking dweeb.
44707,Like you,Yep totally like me. Oooh what a smooth come back. Fucking dweeb.,Thank you
44708,Just dropping by to say that I love you,Another shallow and empty post.,Still love you bro!
44709,Another shallow and empty post.,Still love you bro!,"I don't and you don't. Stop playing.
"
44710,Still love you bro!,"I don't and you don't. Stop playing.
",:D
44711,Just dropping by to say that I love you,But you dont know me.,I don’t need to
44712,But you dont know me.,I don’t need to,Thats nice.
44713,Just dropping by to say that I love you,But why do you love me? Lets talk about that.,Because I can
44714,But why do you love me? Lets talk about that.,Because I can,Si.
44715,Just dropping by to say that I love you,You don’t know me. How can you say you love me?,"Now you sound like Doyle Bramhall II
😊
Great song!"
44716,You don’t know me. How can you say you love me?,"Now you sound like Doyle Bramhall II
😊
Great song!",Still valid doe
44717,I might go live in a cabin in the woods?,[removed],"its not a log cabin, but i really really appreciate you taking the time to send that link!"
44718,[removed],"its not a log cabin, but i really really appreciate you taking the time to send that link!",Not a problem. Still sounds magical to me! 
44719,"Moving to my own apartment (no roommates, no partner) for the first time ever!","Congrats, that’s awesome. Hope all goes well. I’m trying to get my first place soon. 🤞🏽",Good luck!!!
44720,"Congrats, that’s awesome. Hope all goes well. I’m trying to get my first place soon. 🤞🏽",Good luck!!!,Appreciate it :)
44721,Two truths and a Lie,"I am drinking a tropical fruit smoothie
I love meatloaf
I hate tofu","I'll guess #2 is the lie. I hate Meatloaf (The Food, not the musician)"
44722,"I am drinking a tropical fruit smoothie
I love meatloaf
I hate tofu","I'll guess #2 is the lie. I hate Meatloaf (The Food, not the musician)",Never!! I don't hate tofu.
44723,"I'll guess #2 is the lie. I hate Meatloaf (The Food, not the musician)",Never!! I don't hate tofu.,"Eww.... I mean, it's like... tasteless hamburger, with way too much ketchup. "
44724,Never!! I don't hate tofu.,"Eww.... I mean, it's like... tasteless hamburger, with way too much ketchup. ",That's not the meatloaf I am eating friend.
44725,Two truths and a Lie,"I’ve been to four continents.

I’m a college graduate.

I’ve never seen Star Wars.","I'll guess #3 is the lie, even though it seems like a ""Trap"" answer"
44726,"I’ve been to four continents.

I’m a college graduate.

I’ve never seen Star Wars.","I'll guess #3 is the lie, even though it seems like a ""Trap"" answer",Actually number 3 is the lie lol
44727,I've been clean for six weeks now :),Congrats! To another 6 🎉,Thank you! 
44728,Congrats! To another 6 🎉,Thank you! ,"Keep climbing friend, you got this"
44729,Congrats! To another 6 🎉,Thank you! ,Another 6 lifetimes he means but i’m sure you knew that :)
44730,I've been clean for six weeks now :),Congrats! To another 6 🎉,I'll just like to add another to that! 666
44731,Congrats! To another 6 🎉,I'll just like to add another to that! 666,Order 66.
44732,I've been clean for six weeks now :),"clean from what?

&amp;#x200B;

well, congrats buddy. May those 6 weeks turn into a lifetime.",Opioid painkillers mainly. Also used to drink way too much
44733,"clean from what?

&amp;#x200B;

well, congrats buddy. May those 6 weeks turn into a lifetime.",Opioid painkillers mainly. Also used to drink way too much,I'm so glad you're clean. Only those who've been there know how hard it is. Keep it up!
44734,"clean from what?

&amp;#x200B;

well, congrats buddy. May those 6 weeks turn into a lifetime.",Opioid painkillers mainly. Also used to drink way too much,I am 78 days free from pmo (porn masturbation orgasm). We have our different demons. Congrats.
44735,Opioid painkillers mainly. Also used to drink way too much,I am 78 days free from pmo (porn masturbation orgasm). We have our different demons. Congrats.,Oh fuck off
44736,I am 78 days free from pmo (porn masturbation orgasm). We have our different demons. Congrats.,Oh fuck off,Why.
44737,Oh fuck off,Why.,Porn addiction? That's bullshit. 
44738,Opioid painkillers mainly. Also used to drink way too much,I am 78 days free from pmo (porn masturbation orgasm). We have our different demons. Congrats.,Good shit man . Respect. 
44739,Opioid painkillers mainly. Also used to drink way too much,I am 78 days free from pmo (porn masturbation orgasm). We have our different demons. Congrats.,That's a weird abbreviation. 
44740,"clean from what?

&amp;#x200B;

well, congrats buddy. May those 6 weeks turn into a lifetime.",Opioid painkillers mainly. Also used to drink way too much,Good for you!! Rooting for you :) You’ve got this
44741,I've been clean for six weeks now :),*looks at your username and walks right past you*,Lol! I'm kinda obsessed with nine inch nails. It's a lyric from them:) 
44742,*looks at your username and walks right past you*,Lol! I'm kinda obsessed with nine inch nails. It's a lyric from them:) ,"Was going to ask. Glad you found an alternate exit, man."
44743,*looks at your username and walks right past you*,Lol! I'm kinda obsessed with nine inch nails. It's a lyric from them:) ,"holy shit... lmfao... just as I read this comment, a clip of a NIN song came on the radio."
44744,Lol! I'm kinda obsessed with nine inch nails. It's a lyric from them:) ,"holy shit... lmfao... just as I read this comment, a clip of a NIN song came on the radio.",That's so uncanny! 
44745,Sweet chinese lady who took my order corrected it to “no meat” because she saw my ashes,What are ashes,Ash Wednesday 
44746,What are ashes,Ash Wednesday ,TIL: I'm today
44747,Ash Wednesday ,TIL: I'm today,congrat
44748,TIL: I'm today,congrat,thank
44749,congrat,thank,you welc
44750,thank,you welc,r/decreasinglyverbose
44751,thank,you welc,Spaghet. 
44752,Ash Wednesday ,TIL: I'm today,TIL: This doesn't mean Evil Dead Movie Marathon's. 
44753,Sweet chinese lady who took my order corrected it to “no meat” because she saw my ashes,What are ashes,"Catholic, religious, bullshit. 

Source: 6 years of catholic schooling "
44754,What are ashes,"Catholic, religious, bullshit. 

Source: 6 years of catholic schooling ",Word 
44755,Sweet chinese lady who took my order corrected it to “no meat” because she saw my ashes,Ash Wednesday,"Raised Eastern Orthodox (now Atheist), never ever heard of it until now."
44756,Ash Wednesday,"Raised Eastern Orthodox (now Atheist), never ever heard of it until now.",Wow. Im sorry you abandoned the faith
44757,"Raised Eastern Orthodox (now Atheist), never ever heard of it until now.",Wow. Im sorry you abandoned the faith,Why? Never been better. 
44758,"Raised Eastern Orthodox (now Atheist), never ever heard of it until now.",Wow. Im sorry you abandoned the faith,You're a douche.
44759,Ash Wednesday,"Raised Eastern Orthodox (now Atheist), never ever heard of it until now.","It’s a Catholic tradition, I don’t know of any other denomination that practices it. "
44760,"Raised Eastern Orthodox (now Atheist), never ever heard of it until now.","It’s a Catholic tradition, I don’t know of any other denomination that practices it. ",Anglicans/Episcopalians 
44761,Sweet chinese lady who took my order corrected it to “no meat” because she saw my ashes,"dang, I was raised catholic and wouldn't even think twice about serving you beef haha","I thought about that too! I wouldn't try to correct someone's order, but Im glad she did."
44762,"dang, I was raised catholic and wouldn't even think twice about serving you beef haha","I thought about that too! I wouldn't try to correct someone's order, but Im glad she did.",I thought it was just supposed to be on Fridays during lent...
44763,"I thought about that too! I wouldn't try to correct someone's order, but Im glad she did.",I thought it was just supposed to be on Fridays during lent...,"We start fasting meat on Ash Wednesday. Then, during Lent it’s only on Fridays"
44764,Sweet chinese lady who took my order corrected it to “no meat” because she saw my ashes,"dang, I was raised catholic and wouldn't even think twice about serving you beef haha",I had an older couple come in yesterday after service and order beer and steaks lmao
44765,"dang, I was raised catholic and wouldn't even think twice about serving you beef haha",I had an older couple come in yesterday after service and order beer and steaks lmao,"must be catholic

just be sorry by sunday and it's fine"
44766,Sweet chinese lady who took my order corrected it to “no meat” because she saw my ashes,What?? Ashes? We're you carrying an urn? Can you not eat meat after a funeral? ,It’s for Ash Wednesday. It’s a Catholic holiday 
44767,What?? Ashes? We're you carrying an urn? Can you not eat meat after a funeral? ,It’s for Ash Wednesday. It’s a Catholic holiday ,Oh ew 
44768,Sweet chinese lady who took my order corrected it to “no meat” because she saw my ashes,Cheese in wantons? ,Cream cheese!
44769,Cheese in wantons? ,Cream cheese!,The best.  Or even bester...  crab and cream cheese fried wontons! 
44770,Sweet chinese lady who took my order corrected it to “no meat” because she saw my ashes,Miércoles de ceniza?,"Yep. For many the end of carnival, lmao."
44771,Miércoles de ceniza?,"Yep. For many the end of carnival, lmao.",Uy como te vea comer pescado en semana santa...
44772,Sweet chinese lady who took my order corrected it to “no meat” because she saw my ashes,Wouldn’t want to eat beef and go to hell,Literally 
44773,Wouldn’t want to eat beef and go to hell,Literally ,"No, lol"
44774,Literally ,"No, lol",Sarcasm sis dw
44775,Sweet chinese lady who took my order corrected it to “no meat” because she saw my ashes,Ashes...? ,Ash Wednesday. 
44776,Ashes...? ,Ash Wednesday. ,Stash Sunday
44777,Sweet chinese lady who took my order corrected it to “no meat” because she saw my ashes,When God sends reminders.,Why the downvotes y’all? 
44778,When God sends reminders.,Why the downvotes y’all? ,Not sure.
44779,Sweet chinese lady who took my order corrected it to “no meat” because she saw my ashes,"That's nice! I got my ashes yesterday,IT WAS PACKED!",Yeah mine was as well! 
44780,"That's nice! I got my ashes yesterday,IT WAS PACKED!",Yeah mine was as well! ,"Your story was good,and shows the good in people. Have a good day and God Bless :)"
44781,My grade went up and I almost have all “A”’s,That's awesome!!,Thank you. It’s really a relief.
44782,That's awesome!!,Thank you. It’s really a relief.,Np :) try not to linger on it if u can
44783,My grade went up and I almost have all “A”’s,Congratulations! It's always good to hear someone turn their grades around. ,I turned my grades around this semester too. I was doing so well but now I'm doing terrible. 
44784,Congratulations! It's always good to hear someone turn their grades around. ,I turned my grades around this semester too. I was doing so well but now I'm doing terrible. ,Well that's not what you want lmao. What happened? Just a tough semester?
44785,I turned my grades around this semester too. I was doing so well but now I'm doing terrible. ,Well that's not what you want lmao. What happened? Just a tough semester?,Yeah. Turns out engineering gets harder every year. Who knew?
44786,My grade went up and I almost have all “A”’s,Wow that’s awesome! Spanish was difficult for me as well.,Yeah it’s super difficult. In middle school it was light work but high school Spanish isn’t fun.
44787,Wow that’s awesome! Spanish was difficult for me as well.,Yeah it’s super difficult. In middle school it was light work but high school Spanish isn’t fun.,What level Spanish are you in
44788,"I’ve just cooked my first ever meal, context and a story below",You can also eat toast raw if you need to.,How do you go about un-toasting it?
44789,You can also eat toast raw if you need to.,How do you go about un-toasting it?,Soak it in some water and then dry 
44790,I texted my husband after my afternoon hike to see if he wanted Chipotle. He called me right after he got my text to let me know he was already in the parking lot and was just about to call and see if I wanted anything. So we ended up just meeting at Chipotle and eating together. It was nice.,I read this on the way to Chipotle! ,It’s perfect for when I’ve blasted through 600 calories in two hours! 
44791,I read this on the way to Chipotle! ,It’s perfect for when I’ve blasted through 600 calories in two hours! ,I have a sudden interest in hiking...
44792,It’s perfect for when I’ve blasted through 600 calories in two hours! ,I have a sudden interest in hiking...,I have a sudden interest in Chipotle (never tried it)
44793,I have a sudden interest in hiking...,I have a sudden interest in Chipotle (never tried it),Don’t. It’s disgusting.
44794,It’s perfect for when I’ve blasted through 600 calories in two hours! ,I have a sudden interest in hiking...,You can lose 2000 calories a day by just not eating. 
44795,I have a sudden interest in hiking...,You can lose 2000 calories a day by just not eating. ,"""Just"" yeah he'll hath no fury like my hanger"
44796,I texted my husband after my afternoon hike to see if he wanted Chipotle. He called me right after he got my text to let me know he was already in the parking lot and was just about to call and see if I wanted anything. So we ended up just meeting at Chipotle and eating together. It was nice.,I love wholesome content 🌟,I love sponsored content 💲
44797,I love wholesome content 🌟,I love sponsored content 💲,My first thoughts lol.
44798,I texted my husband after my afternoon hike to see if he wanted Chipotle. He called me right after he got my text to let me know he was already in the parking lot and was just about to call and see if I wanted anything. So we ended up just meeting at Chipotle and eating together. It was nice.,"This is adorable, I'm happy you're happy.",Me too! I’m happy you’re happy they’re happy! ❤️
44799,"This is adorable, I'm happy you're happy.",Me too! I’m happy you’re happy they’re happy! ❤️,That was also adorable.
44800,I texted my husband after my afternoon hike to see if he wanted Chipotle. He called me right after he got my text to let me know he was already in the parking lot and was just about to call and see if I wanted anything. So we ended up just meeting at Chipotle and eating together. It was nice.,I can only hope to have this one day. :),You will. 😉
44801,I can only hope to have this one day. :),You will. 😉,Thanks:)
44802,I texted my husband after my afternoon hike to see if he wanted Chipotle. He called me right after he got my text to let me know he was already in the parking lot and was just about to call and see if I wanted anything. So we ended up just meeting at Chipotle and eating together. It was nice.,You should post this on r/PointlessStories,the best comments are at the bottom
44803,You should post this on r/PointlessStories,the best comments are at the bottom,They always are...they always are...
44804,My boyfriend came over a little drunk after a night out with his coworkers,"Wholesome , now if you excuse me , I need to go cry in the corner all alone.","Is there room for me too? 
"
44805,"Wholesome , now if you excuse me , I need to go cry in the corner all alone.","Is there room for me too? 
",Ask if there is room in that corner for me too.
44806,"Is there room for me too? 
",Ask if there is room in that corner for me too.,I guess we aren't alone after all 🖤
44807,Ask if there is room in that corner for me too.,I guess we aren't alone after all 🖤,Username checks out
44808,Ask if there is room in that corner for me too.,I guess we aren't alone after all 🖤,"“Yes their sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it’s better than drinking aloooone”"
44809,I guess we aren't alone after all 🖤,"“Yes their sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it’s better than drinking aloooone”",Omfg
44810,"Wholesome , now if you excuse me , I need to go cry in the corner all alone.","Is there room for me too? 
",Username does not check out
44811,My boyfriend came over a little drunk after a night out with his coworkers,"If he says it while he's drunk you know it's real XD
",In vino veritas. 
44812,"If he says it while he's drunk you know it's real XD
",In vino veritas. ,In wine there is truth!
44813,My boyfriend came over a little drunk after a night out with his coworkers,hahahaha ur welcome for the karma babe :),Thank you ❤️❤️
44814,hahahaha ur welcome for the karma babe :),Thank you ❤️❤️,i cant believe you got a silver this is ridiculous. congrats tho *begrudgingly*
44815,"A bot just wished me ""happy cakeday"" and it made me smile for the first time in a week.",I am a human and happy cake day!,"&gt;I am a human

**Hmmm....** Sounds like something a bot would say..."
44816,I am a human and happy cake day!,"&gt;I am a human

**Hmmm....** Sounds like something a bot would say...","Arcturian here, can confirm they are human"
44817,"A bot just wished me ""happy cakeday"" and it made me smile for the first time in a week.",Here have a virtual cookie. Happy cake day,Is this what websites are talking about when they reference 'cookies'? 
44818,Here have a virtual cookie. Happy cake day,Is this what websites are talking about when they reference 'cookies'? ,Yep. They just wanted you to be happy all along
44819,"A bot just wished me ""happy cakeday"" and it made me smile for the first time in a week.",Happy cakeday!!! Good luck on your last semester! You got this!,"Thank you so much! I'm excited but nervous to be done. Also, I love your username! "
44820,Happy cakeday!!! Good luck on your last semester! You got this!,"Thank you so much! I'm excited but nervous to be done. Also, I love your username! ",Thanks! 
44821,"A bot just wished me ""happy cakeday"" and it made me smile for the first time in a week.",Congrats!,"Thank you, Princess. I didn't know there was royalty in the comments. "
44822,Congrats!,"Thank you, Princess. I didn't know there was royalty in the comments. ","You're welcome! Wow! Thank you. I'm flattered. You know they say ""flattery gets you everywhere""!"
44823,"Thank you, Princess. I didn't know there was royalty in the comments. ","You're welcome! Wow! Thank you. I'm flattered. You know they say ""flattery gets you everywhere""!","Must be a famous person thing haha! No, but really thank you for putting a smile on my face"
44824,"You're welcome! Wow! Thank you. I'm flattered. You know they say ""flattery gets you everywhere""!","Must be a famous person thing haha! No, but really thank you for putting a smile on my face","Hahaha! Well, you put a smile on my face too. So Thank you. And you're welcome."
44825,"A bot just wished me ""happy cakeday"" and it made me smile for the first time in a week.",It’s my cake day also! We’re reddit twins!,Triplets.
44826,It’s my cake day also! We’re reddit twins!,Triplets.,Quadruplets ;)
44827,"A bot just wished me ""happy cakeday"" and it made me smile for the first time in a week.",!yaD ekaC yppaH,How did you turn your keep board around like that? 
44828,!yaD ekaC yppaH,How did you turn your keep board around like that? ,pots t'nac I pleh esaelp tub wonk t'nod I
44829,How did you turn your keep board around like that? ,pots t'nac I pleh esaelp tub wonk t'nod I,.foo giB
44830,"A bot just wished me ""happy cakeday"" and it made me smile for the first time in a week.",!yaD ekaC yppaH, !era uoy sa tnaselp sa saw yad ruoy epoH !uoy knahT
44831,!yaD ekaC yppaH, !era uoy sa tnaselp sa saw yad ruoy epoH !uoy knahT,".dnik oot er'uoy ,hO"
44832,"A bot just wished me ""happy cakeday"" and it made me smile for the first time in a week.",Happy cakeday yo!,"TYVM, /u/flimsy! Keep it up! "
44833,Happy cakeday yo!,"TYVM, /u/flimsy! Keep it up! ",Yeah no problem duder!
44834,"A bot just wished me ""happy cakeday"" and it made me smile for the first time in a week.",Happy cakeday! Hope your day was good!,No u
44835,Happy cakeday! Hope your day was good!,No u,No both of u
44836,No u,No both of u,Thank you!
44837,No both of u,Thank you!,No thank u :)
44838,"A bot just wished me ""happy cakeday"" and it made me smile for the first time in a week.",Happy cakeday! Hope your day was good!,Thank you so much. I hope your day was wonderful. How was your weekend? 
44839,Happy cakeday! Hope your day was good!,Thank you so much. I hope your day was wonderful. How was your weekend? ,My weekend was pretty good! Thanks for asking! How was yours?
44840,"A bot just wished me ""happy cakeday"" and it made me smile for the first time in a week.",Happy cake day!,"Thank you, trash teriyaki. I hope you know that I don't think you're trash. "
44841,Happy cake day!,"Thank you, trash teriyaki. I hope you know that I don't think you're trash. ",You're the sweetest! I hope nothing but the best for you. 
44842,"A bot just wished me ""happy cakeday"" and it made me smile for the first time in a week.",Happy cake day buddy! 🍰 🎉 ,"You too, dude! I hope you're doing well! "
44843,Happy cake day buddy! 🍰 🎉 ,"You too, dude! I hope you're doing well! ",Grand! Hope u got a whole bunch of karma my man!
44844,"A bot just wished me ""happy cakeday"" and it made me smile for the first time in a week.",Hey we share a cake day!,Happy Cake day! How many years have you been a member? 
44845,Hey we share a cake day!,Happy Cake day! How many years have you been a member? ,Two years. Much younger than you haha
44846,Happy Cake day! How many years have you been a member? ,Two years. Much younger than you haha,"You'll learn, baby! "
44847,"A bot just wished me ""happy cakeday"" and it made me smile for the first time in a week.",happy happy cake day!!!!!,"Gracias, mi amigo o amiga o bot! "
44848,happy happy cake day!!!!!,"Gracias, mi amigo o amiga o bot! ","i am
a 
bot 

thank u saying i am good "
44849,"A bot just wished me ""happy cakeday"" and it made me smile for the first time in a week.",Happy cake day :),"Thank you, bisco. I hope you have a great night! "
44850,Happy cake day :),"Thank you, bisco. I hope you have a great night! ",:^)
44851,"A bot just wished me ""happy cakeday"" and it made me smile for the first time in a week.","#HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!!

Have a great week OP and feel much better!",**Thank you so much! **
44852,"#HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!!

Have a great week OP and feel much better!",**Thank you so much! **,That was supposed to be bold like yours. Oof. 
44853,"#HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!!

Have a great week OP and feel much better!",**Thank you so much! **,**&lt;3**
44854,"A bot just wished me ""happy cakeday"" and it made me smile for the first time in a week.",Happy cake day fellow internet stranger!,"Hi-Im-Joey. See, now we're not strangers anymore. "
44855,Happy cake day fellow internet stranger!,"Hi-Im-Joey. See, now we're not strangers anymore. ",Hi Joey! I'm Anudeep! Good to meet you.
44856,"A bot just wished me ""happy cakeday"" and it made me smile for the first time in a week.",Don't be sad!! We're cake day buddies!!! ,Happy caaaaake day toooo us! Here's to many more! 
44857,Don't be sad!! We're cake day buddies!!! ,Happy caaaaake day toooo us! Here's to many more! ,Yesssss!!! 🙌🙌🙌 Hope your day was better than mine!!!
44858,Don't be sad!! We're cake day buddies!!! ,Happy caaaaake day toooo us! Here's to many more! ,Just saw that we're actually cake day twins!!!!
44859,Happy caaaaake day toooo us! Here's to many more! ,Just saw that we're actually cake day twins!!!!,Sounds like there is a lot of March 3rd cakeday bois. Happy cake day!
44860,Just saw that we're actually cake day twins!!!!,Sounds like there is a lot of March 3rd cakeday bois. Happy cake day!,Yeah. Exactly 6 years!!
44861,Sounds like there is a lot of March 3rd cakeday bois. Happy cake day!,Yeah. Exactly 6 years!!,"I wonder what we were both doing 6 years ago? Like, what was our first post we saw?"
44862,Yeah. Exactly 6 years!!,"I wonder what we were both doing 6 years ago? Like, what was our first post we saw?",Good question. Did you lurk first or get an account right away. 
44863,"I wonder what we were both doing 6 years ago? Like, what was our first post we saw?",Good question. Did you lurk first or get an account right away. ,"II think I lurked for a while. Oddly enough, I remember being afraid of reddit for a while"
44864,"I wonder what we were both doing 6 years ago? Like, what was our first post we saw?",Good question. Did you lurk first or get an account right away. ,what about you?
44865,"A bot just wished me ""happy cakeday"" and it made me smile for the first time in a week.",Love ya!,[removed]
44866,Love ya!,[removed],Go puck yourself!
44867,[removed],Go puck yourself!,Everybody's doin' the Michael Scarn
44868,"A bot just wished me ""happy cakeday"" and it made me smile for the first time in a week.",Happy Cake Day,frog butts - happy cake day!
44869,Happy Cake Day,frog butts - happy cake day!,Thank you! I hope your day got better and tomorrow is great. 
44870,"A bot just wished me ""happy cakeday"" and it made me smile for the first time in a week.",Happy cake day and remember everything will get better &lt;3,"Thank you for believing in me, even though you have no reason too. "
44871,Happy cake day and remember everything will get better &lt;3,"Thank you for believing in me, even though you have no reason too. ",:)
44872,"A bot just wished me ""happy cakeday"" and it made me smile for the first time in a week.",Brother ,I love meeting a fellow Joey. We should start a club tbh. 
44873,Brother ,I love meeting a fellow Joey. We should start a club tbh. ,I was about to create a subreddit but you can't do that via the rif-app. 
44874,I love meeting a fellow Joey. We should start a club tbh. ,I was about to create a subreddit but you can't do that via the rif-app. ,"We'll have our subreddit in spirit. Just you, me, and all the others Joeys out there "
44875,I was about to create a subreddit but you can't do that via the rif-app. ,"We'll have our subreddit in spirit. Just you, me, and all the others Joeys out there ",And we won't share food
44876,"We'll have our subreddit in spirit. Just you, me, and all the others Joeys out there ",And we won't share food,y'all joeys really love to eat i know a joey who like ate way too may tortilla chips one night 
44877,I was about to create a subreddit but you can't do that via the rif-app. ,"We'll have our subreddit in spirit. Just you, me, and all the others Joeys out there ",including my Joey ;) don't forget him!
44878,"We'll have our subreddit in spirit. Just you, me, and all the others Joeys out there ",including my Joey ;) don't forget him!,How could I forget?? 
44879,Stop what you’re doing and take a minute to appreciate being able to breathe freely through your non-congested nasal passages.,Nope I have a cold,Joke's on OP
44880,Nope I have a cold,Joke's on OP,My whole life is a joke
44881,Joke's on OP,My whole life is a joke,No need to roast yourself. We are all friends here. 
44882,Why are you on reddit right now?,9:09am I’m just putting off cleaning my room tbh,Want to clean my room after you clean yours? 😬
44883,9:09am I’m just putting off cleaning my room tbh,Want to clean my room after you clean yours? 😬,Shit that’s a big if 
44884,Want to clean my room after you clean yours? 😬,Shit that’s a big if ,Make it a when haha. Good luck! 
44885,How’s it going?,My day sucked but not shocking because my entire week sucked ,Oh no! What made it suck?
44886,My day sucked but not shocking because my entire week sucked ,Oh no! What made it suck?,Everything.
44887,Oh no! What made it suck?,Everything.,"That sucks. I feel like that too, sometimes. "
44888,How’s it going?,Just hanging out finishing up this tea and hen having some leftover Indian food after.,That’s nice! 
44889,Just hanging out finishing up this tea and hen having some leftover Indian food after.,That’s nice! ,I sort of woke up late so haven’t even been up for too long but it’s already dark out 
44890,That’s nice! ,I sort of woke up late so haven’t even been up for too long but it’s already dark out ,I hate when I’ve been unproductive all day and I still feel the same when I woke up at 5 pm. 
44891,Today I am 100% sober for 1 year solid,"Good for you! Also, 100 Demons is that good shit. CTHC forever.",203 baby
44892,"Good for you! Also, 100 Demons is that good shit. CTHC forever.",203 baby,I miss With Honor.
44893,Can't sleep... Got any un-popular opinions? Let's hear em!,"It is near impossible to wear airpods and not look like a tool.

Children are ok","Agreed. Plus, they never stay in anyway. "
44894,"It is near impossible to wear airpods and not look like a tool.

Children are ok","Agreed. Plus, they never stay in anyway. ","I am still not sure if tide pods and air pods are related, b/c I missed that week on /r/memes"
44895,"Agreed. Plus, they never stay in anyway. ","I am still not sure if tide pods and air pods are related, b/c I missed that week on /r/memes","Either way, you're going to get sick from eating them. "
44896,Can't sleep... Got any un-popular opinions? Let's hear em!,Pizza ain’t shit and neither is hotdogs ,You should be strung up for that blasphemy about pizza! Maybe you just haven't had good pizza?
44897,Pizza ain’t shit and neither is hotdogs ,You should be strung up for that blasphemy about pizza! Maybe you just haven't had good pizza?,"Idk man, I’ve tried a lot. I’ll eat it if it’s provided but it doesn’t live up to the hype."
44898,Can't sleep... Got any un-popular opinions? Let's hear em!,Pizza ain’t shit and neither is hotdogs ,I'll say this... Pizza is slightly more overrated when you're lactose intolerant. 
44899,Pizza ain’t shit and neither is hotdogs ,I'll say this... Pizza is slightly more overrated when you're lactose intolerant. ,Or have celiac disease 
44900,Can't sleep... Got any un-popular opinions? Let's hear em!,Chocolate Ice cream is gross. ,Vanilla is better and Hersheys made a smear campaign because they cant make quality vanilla
44901,Chocolate Ice cream is gross. ,Vanilla is better and Hersheys made a smear campaign because they cant make quality vanilla,Thank you. Vanilla is amazing. 
44902,I had diarrhea the first day/night of my honeymoon,Tl;Dr  You had a squirt gun fight with a toilet in Japan,And I don't want to play ever again!
44903,Tl;Dr  You had a squirt gun fight with a toilet in Japan,And I don't want to play ever again!,"Ah, the ol' Super Soaker."
44904,I had diarrhea the first day/night of my honeymoon,"Wow, pretty lucky for an unlucky situation! Congrats on the marriage, btw! ","Thanks so much! We are both late 20s, so it took longer than expected, but she's worth the wait."
44905,"Wow, pretty lucky for an unlucky situation! Congrats on the marriage, btw! ","Thanks so much! We are both late 20s, so it took longer than expected, but she's worth the wait.",late 20s is pretty normal these days my dude.  Unless you're in the military or something.
44906,"Thanks so much! We are both late 20s, so it took longer than expected, but she's worth the wait.",late 20s is pretty normal these days my dude.  Unless you're in the military or something.,outside of cities generally
44907,"Wow, pretty lucky for an unlucky situation! Congrats on the marriage, btw! ","Thanks so much! We are both late 20s, so it took longer than expected, but she's worth the wait.",....I’m in my late 20s and I don’t even sort of have a boyfriend. 
44908,"Wow, pretty lucky for an unlucky situation! Congrats on the marriage, btw! ","Thanks so much! We are both late 20s, so it took longer than expected, but she's worth the wait.",you from the south or something? where i'm from it's rare to be married before your late 20s
44909,I had diarrhea the first day/night of my honeymoon,What’s the point of marriage if you can’t even tell your wife you have diarrhea?,Don’t want to break out of the honeymoon phase on the honeymoon
44910,What’s the point of marriage if you can’t even tell your wife you have diarrhea?,Don’t want to break out of the honeymoon phase on the honeymoon,Well said!
44911,I think my friends have forgotten my birthday :(,"Happy Birthday!

I wish everybody would forget my birthday, I hate my birthday! ",Let's switch bodies
44912,"Happy Birthday!

I wish everybody would forget my birthday, I hate my birthday! ",Let's switch bodies,You will regret that :) 
44913,Let's switch bodies,You will regret that :) ,This sounds so ominous
44914,I think my friends have forgotten my birthday :(,"Happy birthday pal, I hope that your day will be good and your food be tasty tonight. ",Here to report that the food was in fact tasty. 
44915,"Happy birthday pal, I hope that your day will be good and your food be tasty tonight. ",Here to report that the food was in fact tasty. ,I’m happy to hear that!
44916,To the one fan I made at my show tonight:,Can i listen to your music?,Sure! I'll message you a streaming link :)
44917,Can i listen to your music?,Sure! I'll message you a streaming link :),Me too?
44918,Sure! I'll message you a streaming link :),Me too?,Sure thing! 😊
44919,Me too?,Sure thing! 😊,Me three?
44920,I bought my first car !!,Wow nice! I’ll be even more impressed if you aren’t financing. ,i bought it straight up :)
44921,Wow nice! I’ll be even more impressed if you aren’t financing. ,i bought it straight up :),"Yeah you’re already doing a lot better than I am, I’m financing a cheap AF car"
44922,friday friyay 5 q's!,"1. Just chilling

2. Kissland is dope

3. Not sure yet

4. My cousin, 

5. Bananas ",but the fking STRAWBERRIES
44923,"1. Just chilling

2. Kissland is dope

3. Not sure yet

4. My cousin, 

5. Bananas ",but the fking STRAWBERRIES,I like eating bananas more than eating strawberries!
44924,but the fking STRAWBERRIES,I like eating bananas more than eating strawberries!,but strawberriesssssss
44925,friday friyay 5 q's!,"1. sleep
2. a few decent songs
3. hopefully never
4. boyfriend
5. strawberry banana",YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE A;KDSAFLKS
44926,"1. sleep
2. a few decent songs
3. hopefully never
4. boyfriend
5. strawberry banana",YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE A;KDSAFLKS,OK FINE STRAWBERRIES
44927,YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE A;KDSAFLKS,OK FINE STRAWBERRIES,don't give in SO quickly
44928,friday friyay 5 q's!,"1. Clasico!
2. who? 
3. Depends on the wife
4. Seeing our daughter smile.
5. banana ",wow number 4 made my heart warm
44929,"1. Clasico!
2. who? 
3. Depends on the wife
4. Seeing our daughter smile.
5. banana ",wow number 4 made my heart warm,"My answers were sincere, I do wish one of you kind redditors would ELI5 question 2, though."
44930,wow number 4 made my heart warm,"My answers were sincere, I do wish one of you kind redditors would ELI5 question 2, though.",The Weeknd = a band! 
44931,"Me and my best friend have developed the habit of saying ""Love you bro"" at the end of calls","Never stop doing this.

Signed, a bro who never hear his best bro's voice again.",I’m sorry for your loss ):
44932,"Never stop doing this.

Signed, a bro who never hear his best bro's voice again.",I’m sorry for your loss ):,"Thank you, friend. I appreciate your kind words."
44933,Those of you who put “No Crazy Bitches” on your dating profiles: please just quit it. Slight rant.,Why though? It's a good way to weed out assholes ,"Weed... out... of... asshole

Hmm"
44934,Why though? It's a good way to weed out assholes ,"Weed... out... of... asshole

Hmm","Do it for the lulz


(username checks out) "
44935,My pet tortoise is too rambunctious.,Has she ever bitten you? If so how much did it hurt?,I hope she hasn’t bitten them! That sounds painful!
44936,Has she ever bitten you? If so how much did it hurt?,I hope she hasn’t bitten them! That sounds painful!,I love tortures but i get scared of them cause people say that their bite hurts. 
44937,I came out and it feels good,Good for YOU!!! ,&lt;3
44938,Good for YOU!!! ,&lt;3,xoxo
44939,"Today I overheard two women conversing on the subway. At one point, one of them legit turned to her friend (whose name was Becky) and exclaimed ""Oh my God, Becky!"" and it literally made my day.",Did anyone around have a nice butt? ,"Hell yeah! 

Or so I’ve been told...."
44940,Did anyone around have a nice butt? ,"Hell yeah! 

Or so I’ve been told....",[removed]
44941,"Hell yeah! 

Or so I’ve been told....",[removed],I tell myself that every day! 🥰
44942,"Today I overheard two women conversing on the subway. At one point, one of them legit turned to her friend (whose name was Becky) and exclaimed ""Oh my God, Becky!"" and it literally made my day.","OP, do you have a big butt?

Don't lie...",No :(
44943,"OP, do you have a big butt?

Don't lie...",No :(,Me neither. 🙃
44944,"Today I overheard two women conversing on the subway. At one point, one of them legit turned to her friend (whose name was Becky) and exclaimed ""Oh my God, Becky!"" and it literally made my day.",This refers to a song?,"It's the opening lines of Sir Mix-A-Lot's song ""Baby Got Back"""
44945,This refers to a song?,"It's the opening lines of Sir Mix-A-Lot's song ""Baby Got Back""",Thanks!
44946,"My new boss has a first grader that comes to my office after school. Apparently this little guy liked me, and he lets me know about all the gossip about me.",1 st grader are fucking stupid as shit ,1st graders are rubber and you are glue. Whatever you say bounces off of them and sticks to you.
44947,1 st grader are fucking stupid as shit ,1st graders are rubber and you are glue. Whatever you say bounces off of them and sticks to you.,dude your immaturity speaks volumes about you you fucking faggot
44948,Sometimes I eat pizza with a knife and fork,"I don't use for and knife, but I have been yelled at (?) for using ranch on my pizza",From what part of the American South are you? 🤣
44949,"I don't use for and knife, but I have been yelled at (?) for using ranch on my pizza",From what part of the American South are you? 🤣,Cambridge lmao
44950,I am currently up at 2:28 in the morning- let's talk!,Which country are you located?,Le U.S. in New Jersey :D
44951,Which country are you located?,Le U.S. in New Jersey :D,"Oh great, I'm here in Nigeria waiting to know who my next president is"
44952,Le U.S. in New Jersey :D,"Oh great, I'm here in Nigeria waiting to know who my next president is","Well dang,,, who u rooting for"
44953,"Dear America, stop putting laugh tracks in your shows.","Oh, finally. I thought I was the only one who found them annoying.",I know right? Big Bang Theory is the worst for them. They practically say them every other line.
44954,"Oh, finally. I thought I was the only one who found them annoying.",I know right? Big Bang Theory is the worst for them. They practically say them every other line.,The laugh tracks are the least of tbbt’s problems tbh
44955,"Oh, finally. I thought I was the only one who found them annoying.",I know right? Big Bang Theory is the worst for them. They practically say them every other line.,You hear the laughs of dead people. Just food for thought
44956,I know right? Big Bang Theory is the worst for them. They practically say them every other line.,You hear the laughs of dead people. Just food for thought,Better than seeing dead people
44957,"Oh, finally. I thought I was the only one who found them annoying.",I know right? Big Bang Theory is the worst for them. They practically say them every other line.,Big Bang Theory isn't funny without the laugh track. 
44958,"Oh, finally. I thought I was the only one who found them annoying.",I know right? Big Bang Theory is the worst for them. They practically say them every other line.,Have you ever watched edited videos of bbt without laugh track?  It's way worse 
44959,"Oh, finally. I thought I was the only one who found them annoying.",I know right? Big Bang Theory is the worst for them. They practically say them every other line.,The Big Bang Theory is basic and mainstream. Try watching better content. 
44960,"Oh, finally. I thought I was the only one who found them annoying.",I know right? Big Bang Theory is the worst for them. They practically say them every other line.,BBT films in front of a live audience. It's not a laugh track.
44961,"Oh, finally. I thought I was the only one who found them annoying.",I know right? Big Bang Theory is the worst for them. They practically say them every other line.,are you a time-traveler?  
44962,"Oh, finally. I thought I was the only one who found them annoying.",I know right? Big Bang Theory is the worst for them. They practically say them every other line.,"Well, that’s your problem. Stop watching the Big Bang theory."
44963,"Oh, finally. I thought I was the only one who found them annoying.",I know right? Big Bang Theory is the worst for them. They practically say them every other line.,That’s because The Big Bang Theory is garbage. Only bad comedies use laugh tracks. 
44964,"Oh, finally. I thought I was the only one who found them annoying.",I know right? Big Bang Theory is the worst for them. They practically say them every other line.,Why are you watching the Big Bang theory?? 
44965,"Oh, finally. I thought I was the only one who found them annoying.",I know right? Big Bang Theory is the worst for them. They practically say them every other line.,TIL The Big Bang Theory represents American tv. God truly has left us 
44966,"Dear America, stop putting laugh tracks in your shows.","Oh, finally. I thought I was the only one who found them annoying.",You must not spend a lot of time on Reddit
44967,"Oh, finally. I thought I was the only one who found them annoying.",You must not spend a lot of time on Reddit,TBH not very much.
44968,"Dear America, stop putting laugh tracks in your shows.",Fawlty Towers,"Damn, you're right. I forgot about that one."
44969,Fawlty Towers,"Damn, you're right. I forgot about that one.","Dont know what you're getting downvoted, you at least acknowledged your mistake..."
44970,"Dear America, stop putting laugh tracks in your shows.",Fawlty Towers,Mr Bean
44971,Fawlty Towers,Mr Bean,My life
44972,Mr Bean,My life,"*Hahahahahaa*
*Snort*"
44973,My life,"*Hahahahahaa*
*Snort*",My wife.
44974,"*Hahahahahaa*
*Snort*",My wife.,"*Oooooooohhh*

*(applause)*"
44975,Fawlty Towers,Mr Bean,Mr Bean without laughs..  Not sure I could handle this level of awkwardness 
44976,Fawlty Towers,Mr Bean,The IT Crowd
44977,"Dear America, stop putting laugh tracks in your shows.",Fawlty Towers,You mean Farty Towels?
44978,Fawlty Towers,You mean Farty Towels?,Or Flowery Twats. 
44979,"Dear America, stop putting laugh tracks in your shows.","As an American, I couldn't agree with you more. It's so incredibly annoying. ",*basic laugh track plays*
44980,"As an American, I couldn't agree with you more. It's so incredibly annoying. ",*basic laugh track plays*,thank god now i know it's okay to laugh at that 
44981,*basic laugh track plays*,thank god now i know it's okay to laugh at that ,***laugh track intensifies***
44982,thank god now i know it's okay to laugh at that ,***laugh track intensifies***,*laughter fades but one bastard has to keep fake laughing for attention*
44983,thank god now i know it's okay to laugh at that ,***laugh track intensifies***,"""Should we...laugh harder?"""
44984,thank god now i know it's okay to laugh at that ,***laugh track intensifies***,Oh shit this ones extra funny! I can tell now.
44985,*basic laugh track plays*,thank god now i know it's okay to laugh at that ,Apparently all the people you hear on laugh tracks are all dead. So laugh lightly. 
44986,"As an American, I couldn't agree with you more. It's so incredibly annoying. ",*basic laugh track plays*,What’s an advance laugh track like?
44987,*basic laugh track plays*,What’s an advance laugh track like?,Hah HAH HAHAHA haha HAHAHAH. hah...
44988,"As an American, I couldn't agree with you more. It's so incredibly annoying. ",*basic laugh track plays*,*ending with the one random shrieking woman*
44989,*basic laugh track plays*,*ending with the one random shrieking woman*,*followed by a Wilhelm scream*
44990,"Dear America, stop putting laugh tracks in your shows.","As an American, I couldn't agree with you more. It's so incredibly annoying. ",Bazinga!
44991,"As an American, I couldn't agree with you more. It's so incredibly annoying. ",Bazinga!,*Middle aged women piss themselves laughing across America*
44992,Bazinga!,*Middle aged women piss themselves laughing across America*,*My mom laughing*
44993,"Dear America, stop putting laugh tracks in your shows.",Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Was just about to say this. Parks and Rec as well.
44994,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Was just about to say this. Parks and Rec as well.,"If I'm not mistaken, they're all produced/written by the same people right?"
44995,Was just about to say this. Parks and Rec as well.,"If I'm not mistaken, they're all produced/written by the same people right?",They're all by Michael Schur (also The Good Place) 
44996,"If I'm not mistaken, they're all produced/written by the same people right?",They're all by Michael Schur (also The Good Place) ,r/Shuniverse
44997,"If I'm not mistaken, they're all produced/written by the same people right?",They're all by Michael Schur (also The Good Place) ,r/Schuniverse
44998,"If I'm not mistaken, they're all produced/written by the same people right?",They're all by Michael Schur (also The Good Place) ,The good place is an amazing show. Last I heard is that they're canceling it :(
44999,They're all by Michael Schur (also The Good Place) ,The good place is an amazing show. Last I heard is that they're canceling it :(,Don't you put that evil on us! 
45000,They're all by Michael Schur (also The Good Place) ,The good place is an amazing show. Last I heard is that they're canceling it :(,where did you hear that?
45001,They're all by Michael Schur (also The Good Place) ,The good place is an amazing show. Last I heard is that they're canceling it :(,Nope 
45002,"If I'm not mistaken, they're all produced/written by the same people right?",They're all by Michael Schur (also The Good Place) ,Isn’t he also Mose on the Office?
45003,They're all by Michael Schur (also The Good Place) ,Isn’t he also Mose on the Office?,Yes 
45004,"If I'm not mistaken, they're all produced/written by the same people right?",They're all by Michael Schur (also The Good Place) ,Mose from The Office!!! That shit is crazy
45005,"If I'm not mistaken, they're all produced/written by the same people right?",They're all by Michael Schur (also The Good Place) ,Good old Mose
45006,Was just about to say this. Parks and Rec as well.,"If I'm not mistaken, they're all produced/written by the same people right?",You are correct. You will get good medal from Dwight schrute
45007,"If I'm not mistaken, they're all produced/written by the same people right?",You are correct. You will get good medal from Dwight schrute,Assistant **to** the regional manager.
45008,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Was just about to say this. Parks and Rec as well.,I also believe the ranch is the same.
45009,Was just about to say this. Parks and Rec as well.,I also believe the ranch is the same.,"No, the last season the ranch added laugh tracks.  So annoying. "
45010,I also believe the ranch is the same.,"No, the last season the ranch added laugh tracks.  So annoying. ","I did like how they did the funeral with no sad music, it was all emotions."
45011,"No, the last season the ranch added laugh tracks.  So annoying. ","I did like how they did the funeral with no sad music, it was all emotions.",I haven't seen the show but it sounds like they got that idea from the Buffy episode 'The Body' 
45012,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Was just about to say this. Parks and Rec as well.,Another good one: Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
45013,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Was just about to say this. Parks and Rec as well.,Modern Family?
45014,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Was just about to say this. Parks and Rec as well.,30 Rock.
45015,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Was just about to say this. Parks and Rec as well.,All single cam am I wrong?
45016,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Was just about to say this. Parks and Rec as well.,30 Rock too
45017,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Was just about to say this. Parks and Rec as well.,It's always Sunny doesn't have a laughing track 
45018,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Was just about to say this. Parks and Rec as well.,and ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 
45019,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Was just about to say this. Parks and Rec as well.,Scrubs
45020,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Was just about to say this. Parks and Rec as well.,Curb your enthusiasm as well 
45021,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Was just about to say this. Parks and Rec as well.,You missed out Modern Family!
45022,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Was just about to say this. Parks and Rec as well.,Always Sunny
45023,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Was just about to say this. Parks and Rec as well.,Literally only three responses mentioned iasip man.
45024,"Dear America, stop putting laugh tracks in your shows.",Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Or Community.
45025,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Or Community.,My man. I’m glad I picked the name I did lol
45026,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Or Community.,Genuinely my favorite show of all time.  Scandalized I had to scroll this far!
45027,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Or Community.,Their last couple of seasons though... woof!! 
45028,"Dear America, stop putting laugh tracks in your shows.",Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Or Malcolm in the middle. 
45029,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Or Malcolm in the middle. ,One of the best Comedy shows I ever watched. 
45030,Or Malcolm in the middle. ,One of the best Comedy shows I ever watched. ,Malcolm is criminally underrated. Should be talked about as being up there with the rest.
45031,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Or Malcolm in the middle. ,Best
45032,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Or Malcolm in the middle. ,"Yes, No, maybe? I don't know! Can you repeat the question?"
45033,"Dear America, stop putting laugh tracks in your shows.",Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Does this mean That 70's Show isn't good? *cries*
45034,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Does this mean That 70's Show isn't good? *cries*,How HIMYM
45035,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Does this mean That 70's Show isn't good? *cries*,Did *Scrubs* have a laugh track? I don't recall that it did and that show was a classic.
45036,Does this mean That 70's Show isn't good? *cries*,Did *Scrubs* have a laugh track? I don't recall that it did and that show was a classic.,"No, Scrubs only had a laugh track for one episode (a ""what if this were a sitcom"" episode)"
45037,"Dear America, stop putting laugh tracks in your shows.",Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Brooklyn 99 is The Office with cops. Change my mind.
45038,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Brooklyn 99 is The Office with cops. Change my mind.,"Hahahah, I reccomended B99 to my friends, The Office fans just saying that"
45039,"Dear America, stop putting laugh tracks in your shows.",Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,"Literally, my two favourite shows.. along with Parks and Rec."
45040,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,"Literally, my two favourite shows.. along with Parks and Rec.","&gt;It's literally in every single one of your shows that I've ever seen.

So you are a liar? "
45041,"Dear America, stop putting laugh tracks in your shows.",Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,The awkward silences in The Office make it my favorite show
45042,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,The awkward silences in The Office make it my favorite show,God its just so boring I don't think I've ever watched it without being put to sleep
45043,"Dear America, stop putting laugh tracks in your shows.",Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Ah yes a classic sitcom elitist. Go fuck yourself Mr Spell
45044,Good comedy shows don't need them. Just look at The Office or Brooklin 99. ,Ah yes a classic sitcom elitist. Go fuck yourself Mr Spell,How rude Mr. Flex Tape San
45045,Ah yes a classic sitcom elitist. Go fuck yourself Mr Spell,How rude Mr. Flex Tape San,Rudeness is a necessary evil young Sir Spell. Only to be used when it's absolutely needed
45046,How rude Mr. Flex Tape San,Rudeness is a necessary evil young Sir Spell. Only to be used when it's absolutely needed,"In that case, I forgive you"
45047,Rudeness is a necessary evil young Sir Spell. Only to be used when it's absolutely needed,"In that case, I forgive you",Thank you Sir Spell. I shall bow to you for an eternity 
45048,"Dear America, stop putting laugh tracks in your shows.","In all fairness, The IT Crowd also has an annoying laugh track. ",But wasn't it filmed in front of a live audience? I think that's a little different 
45049,"In all fairness, The IT Crowd also has an annoying laugh track. ",But wasn't it filmed in front of a live audience? I think that's a little different ,"Well, so were Friends and TBBT, doesn't stop it feeling out of place. "
45050,But wasn't it filmed in front of a live audience? I think that's a little different ,"Well, so were Friends and TBBT, doesn't stop it feeling out of place. ",It doesn't seem that out of place for Friends. The laugh track has a antiquated 90's feel to it
45051,"Well, so were Friends and TBBT, doesn't stop it feeling out of place. ",It doesn't seem that out of place for Friends. The laugh track has a antiquated 90's feel to it,It seems out of place for a show that is not in the least bit funny. See: Big Bang Theory
45052,It doesn't seem that out of place for Friends. The laugh track has a antiquated 90's feel to it,It seems out of place for a show that is not in the least bit funny. See: Big Bang Theory,"I used to find friends hilarious, but I don't think it's aged very well."
45053,It seems out of place for a show that is not in the least bit funny. See: Big Bang Theory,"I used to find friends hilarious, but I don't think it's aged very well.",That's because you were young enough to be amused by it.
45054,It seems out of place for a show that is not in the least bit funny. See: Big Bang Theory,"I used to find friends hilarious, but I don't think it's aged very well.","I only recently watched it for the first time, still amazing "
45055,"Well, so were Friends and TBBT, doesn't stop it feeling out of place. ",It doesn't seem that out of place for Friends. The laugh track has a antiquated 90's feel to it,Same with Will and Grace IMO
45056,It doesn't seem that out of place for Friends. The laugh track has a antiquated 90's feel to it,Same with Will and Grace IMO,Oof Will and Grace did not age well at all. 
45057,"In all fairness, The IT Crowd also has an annoying laugh track. ",But wasn't it filmed in front of a live audience? I think that's a little different ,"Pretty sure most shows with a ""laugh track"" are filmed in front of a live studio audience.  "
45058,"In all fairness, The IT Crowd also has an annoying laugh track. ",But wasn't it filmed in front of a live audience? I think that's a little different ,It’s the same thing.
45059,"In all fairness, The IT Crowd also has an annoying laugh track. ",But wasn't it filmed in front of a live audience? I think that's a little different ,They shot some episodes of a recent season of red dwarf without a laugh track..   it didn't work
45060,"Dear America, stop putting laugh tracks in your shows.","In all fairness, The IT Crowd also has an annoying laugh track. ",As does red dwarf. 
45061,"In all fairness, The IT Crowd also has an annoying laugh track. ",As does red dwarf. ,Rewatching it currently and wow does it kill the pacing
45062,"In all fairness, The IT Crowd also has an annoying laugh track. ",As does red dwarf. ,It's an actual real audience watching it being filmed though (for the most part) at least.
45063,"Dear America, stop putting laugh tracks in your shows.","In all fairness, The IT Crowd also has an annoying laugh track. ","Fawlty Towers, Black Books too I think"
45064,"In all fairness, The IT Crowd also has an annoying laugh track. ","Fawlty Towers, Black Books too I think",All of Glinners shows do
45065,"Fawlty Towers, Black Books too I think",All of Glinners shows do,Motherland doesn’t have one
45066,"Dear America, stop putting laugh tracks in your shows.","In all fairness, The IT Crowd also has an annoying laugh track. ",Don't forget about Father Ted!
45067,"In all fairness, The IT Crowd also has an annoying laugh track. ",Don't forget about Father Ted!,Father Ted is really the nail in this argument’s coffin.
45068,"Dear America, stop putting laugh tracks in your shows.",“Ok.” - America ,"Any other country: ""WAAAH AMERICA SUCKS!""

America: ""What couldn't hear you."""
45069,“Ok.” - America ,"Any other country: ""WAAAH AMERICA SUCKS!""

America: ""What couldn't hear you.""",“Funny. I don’t think about you at all.”
45070,“Ok.” - America ,"Any other country: ""WAAAH AMERICA SUCKS!""

America: ""What couldn't hear you.""","""Couldn't hear you over my diesel truck, two guns, and my buddy shotgunning a beer."""
45071,“Ok.” - America ,"Any other country: ""WAAAH AMERICA SUCKS!""

America: ""What couldn't hear you.""",It’s hard to hear it over the laugh track!
45072,“Ok.” - America ,"Any other country: ""WAAAH AMERICA SUCKS!""

America: ""What couldn't hear you.""","I'm sorry, could you repeat that in the form of a moon landing?"
45073,“Ok.” - America ,"Any other country: ""WAAAH AMERICA SUCKS!""

America: ""What couldn't hear you.""",America always flexin the airpods
45074,"Dear America, stop putting laugh tracks in your shows.",u/voltex49 hate you for pointing out laugh tracks. Guess were even with my subtitles.,I like the subtitles tho
45075,u/voltex49 hate you for pointing out laugh tracks. Guess were even with my subtitles.,I like the subtitles tho,Oh. Wasn’t sure lol
45076,Today is my one year anniversary of no soda!!,Awesome! What differences do you notice?,"I’ve lost around 50lbs! Although that’s a combination of no soda, illness, and working out"
45077,Awesome! What differences do you notice?,"I’ve lost around 50lbs! Although that’s a combination of no soda, illness, and working out",Nice work
45078,"I’ve lost around 50lbs! Although that’s a combination of no soda, illness, and working out",Nice work,Thanks!
45079,Today is my one year anniversary of no soda!!,Was going to say celebrate it with soda but I guess that's a bad idea right,I thought about it!
45080,Was going to say celebrate it with soda but I guess that's a bad idea right,I thought about it!,Good on you! Only a few months into cutting energy drinks. Still haven't fully cut soda yet.
45081,I thought about it!,Good on you! Only a few months into cutting energy drinks. Still haven't fully cut soda yet.,Good job!
45082,Today is my one year anniversary of no soda!!,❤️,💕💕
45083,❤️,💕💕,[💞💞💞](r/increasinglyverbose)
45084,❤️,💕💕,💞💞💞
45085,Today is my one year anniversary of no soda!!,I drink a 12-pack of Coke a day. Got any advice for me?,"Holy shit seriously??
"
45086,I drink a 12-pack of Coke a day. Got any advice for me?,"Holy shit seriously??
",Unfortunately. 
45087,Today is my one year anniversary of no soda!!,I drink a 12-pack of Coke a day. Got any advice for me?,stop doing that
45088,I drink a 12-pack of Coke a day. Got any advice for me?,stop doing that,You just changed my life. Thank you. 
45089,I drink a 12-pack of Coke a day. Got any advice for me?,stop doing that,r/wowthanksimcured
45090,Today is my one year anniversary of no soda!!,I drink a 12-pack of Coke a day. Got any advice for me?,Have you tried going cold turkey
45091,I drink a 12-pack of Coke a day. Got any advice for me?,Have you tried going cold turkey,"Yes. I went 30 days a couple of years ago, but I relapsed and my addiction got even worse. "
45092,Today is my one year anniversary of no soda!!,Good job. Been over 3 years for me,Good job! I’m proud of you!
45093,Good job. Been over 3 years for me,Good job! I’m proud of you!,Thanks
45094,Does anyone else have a SO who randomly makes up song lyrics?,Pretty much almost everyone in the world does this. ,I don't.  Actually
45095,Pretty much almost everyone in the world does this. ,I don't.  Actually,Neither do I. No worries :)
45096,Does anyone else have a SO who randomly makes up song lyrics?,I sing to my cats all of the time.  My spouse thinks I'm just a bit odd.,Just a bit? 
45097,I sing to my cats all of the time.  My spouse thinks I'm just a bit odd.,Just a bit? ,Probably more when it goes in conjunction with the characters I make up who does the singing.
45098,I’m at work. There’s no customers. How are you guys spending your Sunday morning?,Just got off work.  Killing time waiting for my car windows  to defrost,Nice. Where do you work?
45099,Just got off work.  Killing time waiting for my car windows  to defrost,Nice. Where do you work?,I'm a nurse 
45100,"I was super drunk last night and texted one of my favorite co-workers ""i love frog""",r/drunktext,"Gonna cross post here now, shouldve realized this was a thing. Thank you!! "
45101,r/drunktext,"Gonna cross post here now, shouldve realized this was a thing. Thank you!! ","I didn’t either but I assumed it would be!
The sub is dead though 😞"
45102,"Gonna cross post here now, shouldve realized this was a thing. Thank you!! ","I didn’t either but I assumed it would be!
The sub is dead though 😞",Time to breath some life back into it then!
45103,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,Idk I think I fit the stereotype of a normal Swiss person lol,Lol I heard Swiss people are also pretty attractive 
45104,Idk I think I fit the stereotype of a normal Swiss person lol,Lol I heard Swiss people are also pretty attractive ,I hear that about Sweden and a lot of Americans confuse the two.
45105,Idk I think I fit the stereotype of a normal Swiss person lol,Lol I heard Swiss people are also pretty attractive ,"You’re thinking of Swedish people. 

You just got the stereotype of non Europeans. "
45106,Idk I think I fit the stereotype of a normal Swiss person lol,Lol I heard Swiss people are also pretty attractive ,Bill Burr bit
45107,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,Idk I think I fit the stereotype of a normal Swiss person lol,Got any Nazi gold hidden in your basement?
45108,Idk I think I fit the stereotype of a normal Swiss person lol,Got any Nazi gold hidden in your basement?,Maybe ;)
45109,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,Idk I think I fit the stereotype of a normal Swiss person lol,What about the cat eating stereotype?
45110,Idk I think I fit the stereotype of a normal Swiss person lol,What about the cat eating stereotype?,"a few freaks in the alps/appenzell i guess, do that. swiss folks love their cats usually. 
"
45111,What about the cat eating stereotype?,"a few freaks in the alps/appenzell i guess, do that. swiss folks love their cats usually. 
",Hahahaha it's my favorite Swiss stereotype.
45112,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,I’m Mexican and find mowing my parents lawn therapeutic. ,"Jaja, it is pretty relaxing "
45113,I’m Mexican and find mowing my parents lawn therapeutic. ,"Jaja, it is pretty relaxing ",WALL!
45114,I’m Mexican and find mowing my parents lawn therapeutic. ,"Jaja, it is pretty relaxing ",You laughed in jaja and not in haha. Confirmed Mexican 
45115,"Jaja, it is pretty relaxing ",You laughed in jaja and not in haha. Confirmed Mexican ,Jaja si 
45116,"Jaja, it is pretty relaxing ",You laughed in jaja and not in haha. Confirmed Mexican ,Or he's German...
45117,You laughed in jaja and not in haha. Confirmed Mexican ,Or he's German...,"Or she’s Mexican like she said in her post, lmao."
45118,I’m Mexican and find mowing my parents lawn therapeutic. ,"Jaja, it is pretty relaxing ",_laughs in Mexican_
45119,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,I’m Mexican and find mowing my parents lawn therapeutic. ,"""Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?"""
45120,I’m Mexican and find mowing my parents lawn therapeutic. ,"""Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?""","You can do both. I mean, the cartels do drugs and they also use lawn mowers occasionally. "
45121,"""Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?""","You can do both. I mean, the cartels do drugs and they also use lawn mowers occasionally. ",Oh
45122,I’m Mexican and find mowing my parents lawn therapeutic. ,"""Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?""",Because “I don’t need drugs to enjoy this.  Only to enhance it!”
45123,"""Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?""",Because “I don’t need drugs to enjoy this.  Only to enhance it!”,It’s the only way I can **really** *experience* it. 
45124,"""Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?""",Because “I don’t need drugs to enjoy this.  Only to enhance it!”,"“You don’t *need* running shoes to run, but it fuckin helps”"
45125,I’m Mexican and find mowing my parents lawn therapeutic. ,"""Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?""","Serious, true high!"
45126,I’m Mexican and find mowing my parents lawn therapeutic. ,"""Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?""",It's 6am and already that boy ain't right. 
45127,I’m Mexican and find mowing my parents lawn therapeutic. ,"""Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?""","😂 Koth, nice 👍 "
45128,I’m Mexican and find mowing my parents lawn therapeutic. ,"""Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?""",Okay Hank. Agreed.
45129,I’m Mexican and find mowing my parents lawn therapeutic. ,"""Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?""",I tell you hwhat!
45130,I’m Mexican and find mowing my parents lawn therapeutic. ,"""Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?""",Somebody PLEASE guild this man.
45131,I’m Mexican and find mowing my parents lawn therapeutic. ,"""Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?""",Have you ever tried mowing the lawn on drugs? Game changer.
45132,I’m Mexican and find mowing my parents lawn therapeutic. ,"""Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?""",I'll tell you hwat.
45133,I’m Mexican and find mowing my parents lawn therapeutic. ,"""Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?""",Smoke some grass THEN mow the lawn
45134,I’m Mexican and find mowing my parents lawn therapeutic. ,"""Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?""",*listens to Jordan Peterson once* 
45135,I’m Mexican and find mowing my parents lawn therapeutic. ,"""Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?""",Medicinal Mowing
45136,I’m Mexican and find mowing my parents lawn therapeutic. ,"""Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?""",I do drugs THEN mow the lawn....I have found Nirvana!
45137,I’m Mexican and find mowing my parents lawn therapeutic. ,"""Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?""",I have to smoke up before I tackle the lawn. 
45138,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,I fit the British stereotype of being generally avoidant and awkward.,TIL I'm British
45139,I fit the British stereotype of being generally avoidant and awkward.,TIL I'm British,We are all British on this day. 
45140,TIL I'm British,We are all British on this day. ,"Not just yet, but soon"
45141,I fit the British stereotype of being generally avoidant and awkward.,TIL I'm British,Me too
45142,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,I fit the British stereotype of being generally avoidant and awkward.,Time to pack up and move to where the British folks are at. 
45143,I fit the British stereotype of being generally avoidant and awkward.,Time to pack up and move to where the British folks are at. ,*awkwardly gazes into non-existent tea*
45144,Time to pack up and move to where the British folks are at. ,*awkwardly gazes into non-existent tea*,"Me too, thanks"
45145,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,I'm Irish and I love drinking...,Irish-American alcoholic checking in.
45146,I'm Irish and I love drinking...,Irish-American alcoholic checking in.,Bit racist but coo' coo'
45147,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,Teacher ... I ask a lot of question and give a lot of information. “Did you know ...?” 👩🏻‍🏫😂,I wonder if any of my past teachers are on Reddit with names like u/suckmytitzbitch 
45148,Teacher ... I ask a lot of question and give a lot of information. “Did you know ...?” 👩🏻‍🏫😂,I wonder if any of my past teachers are on Reddit with names like u/suckmytitzbitch ,You never know! Maybe the ones who taught Shakespeare ... what’s in a name?😉
45149,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,"I’m vegan and annoying (lol only sort of kidding)
",definitely annoying. 
45150,"I’m vegan and annoying (lol only sort of kidding)
",definitely annoying. ,**No u**
45151,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,"I’m vegan and annoying (lol only sort of kidding)
",How's that superiority complex?
45152,"I’m vegan and annoying (lol only sort of kidding)
",How's that superiority complex?,Lmao
45153,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,"I’m vegan and annoying (lol only sort of kidding)
","You’re vegan and you told us you’re vegan

FTFY"
45154,"I’m vegan and annoying (lol only sort of kidding)
","You’re vegan and you told us you’re vegan

FTFY",you r hilarious 
45155,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,I'm white and can't stand a jalapeno. ,it's not so much the spiciness as it is the shitty sour flavor
45156,I'm white and can't stand a jalapeno. ,it's not so much the spiciness as it is the shitty sour flavor,Them's fightin' words 
45157,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,I'm white and can't stand a jalapeno. ,But do you like mayo? 
45158,I'm white and can't stand a jalapeno. ,But do you like mayo? ,"Thankfully, no."
45159,But do you like mayo? ,"Thankfully, no.",:) I like you. 
45160,"Thankfully, no.",:) I like you. ,&lt;3
45161,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,Middle-aged white guy really into World War 2 stuff.,"Don't feel bad, WW2 is pretty interesting! "
45162,Middle-aged white guy really into World War 2 stuff.,"Don't feel bad, WW2 is pretty interesting! ",Check out Wojtek the Soldier Bear. WW2 was crazy.
45163,Middle-aged white guy really into World War 2 stuff.,"Don't feel bad, WW2 is pretty interesting! ",Found another one lol
45164,Middle-aged white guy really into World War 2 stuff.,"Don't feel bad, WW2 is pretty interesting! ","I think World War 2 is my favorite war

RIP Phil Hartman"
45165,Middle-aged white guy really into World War 2 stuff.,"Don't feel bad, WW2 is pretty interesting! ","I’m personally a civil war man, but same principle "
45166,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,Middle-aged white guy really into World War 2 stuff.,Oh yeah I heard about that... Which country won? 
45167,Middle-aged white guy really into World War 2 stuff.,Oh yeah I heard about that... Which country won? ,Switzerland
45168,Oh yeah I heard about that... Which country won? ,Switzerland,"honestly, probably the correct answer"
45169,Oh yeah I heard about that... Which country won? ,Switzerland,*[laughs in Nazi gold]*
45170,Oh yeah I heard about that... Which country won? ,Switzerland,"Some say Switzerland is not a country, but a business."
45171,Middle-aged white guy really into World War 2 stuff.,Oh yeah I heard about that... Which country won? ,Tannu Tuva.
45172,Oh yeah I heard about that... Which country won? ,Tannu Tuva.,"""Tannu what?"""
45173,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,Middle-aged white guy really into World War 2 stuff.,u/chucknorrisatemysock hey look it's your brother
45174,Middle-aged white guy really into World War 2 stuff.,u/chucknorrisatemysock hey look it's your brother,"Nah, unlike my brother, this guy sounds like an alright person.

&amp;#x200B;"
45175,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,Middle-aged white guy really into World War 2 stuff.,I’m a middle aged German and I am always invading Poland lmao that’s just how we do
45176,Middle-aged white guy really into World War 2 stuff.,I’m a middle aged German and I am always invading Poland lmao that’s just how we do,What is like like to be married to Bette Midler?
45177,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,I'm Canadian and I love poutine and maple syrup,... not together... 
45178,I'm Canadian and I love poutine and maple syrup,... not together... ,Together is the truly supreme poutine
45179,... not together... ,Together is the truly supreme poutine,What is poutine? I'm too lazy to Google it
45180,Together is the truly supreme poutine,What is poutine? I'm too lazy to Google it,"Fries topped with cheese curds topped with gravy. Sorry, and you're welcome."
45181,I'm Canadian and I love poutine and maple syrup,... not together... ,A few places like Chez Claudette in Montreal have great poutine with Maple Syrup.
45182,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,I'm Canadian and I love poutine and maple syrup,Poutine is Quebecois.
45183,I'm Canadian and I love poutine and maple syrup,Poutine is Quebecois.,"It's become a national dish but yes, the French Canadians did invent it."
45184,Poutine is Quebecois.,"It's become a national dish but yes, the French Canadians did invent it.","Well, international, since Quebec is a distinct nation."
45185,"It's become a national dish but yes, the French Canadians did invent it.","Well, international, since Quebec is a distinct nation.",I'm going to go out on a limb here and say found the French canadian
45186,"Well, international, since Quebec is a distinct nation.",I'm going to go out on a limb here and say found the French canadian,Not like I was hiding
45187,I'm Canadian and I love poutine and maple syrup,Poutine is Quebecois.,"Cool, I don't see where OP says it isnt? And I live in Quebec so yeah I realize it started here"
45188,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,"Middle aged woman. Love cardigans, cats, books, plants. Garden has special rose varieties.",I’m a middle aged gay man. Apparently we share the same stereotypes.
45189,"Middle aged woman. Love cardigans, cats, books, plants. Garden has special rose varieties.",I’m a middle aged gay man. Apparently we share the same stereotypes.,The sole difference is the “live laugh love” sign hanging above the mom’s mantle
45190,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,"I'm a Jew and have a really big nose.

Also I'm russian and drink way too much.",Do you live in the Jewish Autonomous Oblast?
45191,"I'm a Jew and have a really big nose.

Also I'm russian and drink way too much.",Do you live in the Jewish Autonomous Oblast?,No I live in the good ol' US of A. My family comes from Moscow.
45192,Do you live in the Jewish Autonomous Oblast?,No I live in the good ol' US of A. My family comes from Moscow.,Hi yes I’d like to order 1 wall please. 
45193,Do you live in the Jewish Autonomous Oblast?,No I live in the good ol' US of A. My family comes from Moscow.,work in the electronics shop or the pastrami deli
45194,"I'm a Jew and have a really big nose.

Also I'm russian and drink way too much.",Do you live in the Jewish Autonomous Oblast?,Only 0.9% of the JAO is Jewish
45195,"I'm a Jew and have a really big nose.

Also I'm russian and drink way too much.",Do you live in the Jewish Autonomous Oblast?,"Thats a weird name for Arad, Israel "
45196,"I'm a Jew and have a really big nose.

Also I'm russian and drink way too much.",Do you live in the Jewish Autonomous Oblast?,I am confused why people say oblast instead of region.
45197,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,"I'm a Jew and have a really big nose.

Also I'm russian and drink way too much.","&gt;Bagelman

Yup, found the Jew. Fellow big-nosed Semite checking in.


"
45198,"I'm a Jew and have a really big nose.

Also I'm russian and drink way too much.","&gt;Bagelman

Yup, found the Jew. Fellow big-nosed Semite checking in.


","Hey me too, is there some sort of club we can form?"
45199,"&gt;Bagelman

Yup, found the Jew. Fellow big-nosed Semite checking in.


","Hey me too, is there some sort of club we can form?",Count me in also
45200,"Hey me too, is there some sort of club we can form?",Count me in also,Me three!
45201,Count me in also,Me three!,"Hey I'm not Jewish but I love bagels!


*Quickly feels nose*"
45202,Me three!,"Hey I'm not Jewish but I love bagels!


*Quickly feels nose*","join ussss, we have bagels with cream cheese and ssssmoked sssssalmon... muahahaha!"
45203,"Hey I'm not Jewish but I love bagels!


*Quickly feels nose*","join ussss, we have bagels with cream cheese and ssssmoked sssssalmon... muahahaha!",Only if they're everything bagels
45204,Me three!,"Hey I'm not Jewish but I love bagels!


*Quickly feels nose*","That's ok, bagels are for Jews and goyim alike! "
45205,"&gt;Bagelman

Yup, found the Jew. Fellow big-nosed Semite checking in.


","Hey me too, is there some sort of club we can form?","I don't now about club, but there's a camp over in Poland..."
45206,"Hey me too, is there some sort of club we can form?","I don't now about club, but there's a camp over in Poland...","Not sure who will get offended more, poles or jews "
45207,"&gt;Bagelman

Yup, found the Jew. Fellow big-nosed Semite checking in.


","Hey me too, is there some sort of club we can form?",[removed]
45208,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,"I'm a Jew and have a really big nose.

Also I'm russian and drink way too much.",Kosher vodka?
45209,"I'm a Jew and have a really big nose.

Also I'm russian and drink way too much.",Kosher vodka?,"Vodka is a drink you can't drink alone, only with friends. Alone, I prefer tequila or cognac."
45210,Kosher vodka?,"Vodka is a drink you can't drink alone, only with friends. Alone, I prefer tequila or cognac.",Any alcoholic drink is something to drink with friends.
45211,"I'm a Jew and have a really big nose.

Also I'm russian and drink way too much.",Kosher vodka?,Vodka is always Kosher 
45212,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,"I'm a Jew and have a really big nose.

Also I'm russian and drink way too much.",ok thats hot
45213,"I'm a Jew and have a really big nose.

Also I'm russian and drink way too much.",ok thats hot,Russian Jews are way more common than you may think my friend.
45214,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,"I'm Dutch. Don't own a car, only a bike. ",But do you bike while smoking a joint on your way to pick some tulips?
45215,"I'm Dutch. Don't own a car, only a bike. ",But do you bike while smoking a joint on your way to pick some tulips?,"Nee, nee. De tulpen zijn in het geheim marihuana  :P"
45216,But do you bike while smoking a joint on your way to pick some tulips?,"Nee, nee. De tulpen zijn in het geheim marihuana  :P",10000 IQ
45217,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,"I'm Dutch. Don't own a car, only a bike. ",I live in Utah and just learned that I’m Dutch 🤷🏻‍♂️
45218,"I'm Dutch. Don't own a car, only a bike. ",I live in Utah and just learned that I’m Dutch 🤷🏻‍♂️,You should buy a bike soon
45219,I live in Utah and just learned that I’m Dutch 🤷🏻‍♂️,You should buy a bike soon,Oh no I definitely have a bike. I’m not ethnically dutch but definitely stereotypically dutch. 
45220,You should buy a bike soon,Oh no I definitely have a bike. I’m not ethnically dutch but definitely stereotypically dutch. ,"I hereby bestow honorary citizenship on you, the *ereburgerlidmaatschap*. "
45221,"I'm Dutch. Don't own a car, only a bike. ",I live in Utah and just learned that I’m Dutch 🤷🏻‍♂️,I'd say you're American. 
45222,"I'm Dutch. Don't own a car, only a bike. ",I live in Utah and just learned that I’m Dutch 🤷🏻‍♂️,Are you ridiculously tall?
45223,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,"I'm Dutch. Don't own a car, only a bike. ",But do u wear clogs and live in a windmill?
45224,"I'm Dutch. Don't own a car, only a bike. ",But do u wear clogs and live in a windmill?,"No windmill and the only clogs I'll pop are metaphorical, some time in the future. "
45225,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,I'm a latvian and my main food is potatoes. I eat them almost every day.,Good. Potatoes are the best food.
45226,I'm a latvian and my main food is potatoes. I eat them almost every day.,Good. Potatoes are the best food.,Agreed. 
45227,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,"British. I drink like 2-4 mugs of tea a day.

Teeth thing doesn't apply to me though, luckily.",Trade ya for some opium
45228,"British. I drink like 2-4 mugs of tea a day.

Teeth thing doesn't apply to me though, luckily.",Trade ya for some opium,British and bad teeth does apply to me but I drink 6 mugs of coffee a  day and bourbon 
45229,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,Unfortunately I am that white dude that puts holes in drywall. Im working on it.,"Wait what's the drywall thing about, I've never heard of that."
45230,Unfortunately I am that white dude that puts holes in drywall. Im working on it.,"Wait what's the drywall thing about, I've never heard of that.",Anger management thing?
45231,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,"imagine the word: ""Gamer""

yeah that",F
45232,"imagine the word: ""Gamer""

yeah that",F,F
45233,F,F,F
45234,F,F,[deleted]
45235,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,"imagine the word: ""Gamer""

yeah that","I, too, hate women and minorities "
45236,"imagine the word: ""Gamer""

yeah that","I, too, hate women and minorities ","Truly an epic gamer moment

Praise Geraldo"
45237,"I, too, hate women and minorities ","Truly an epic gamer moment

Praise Geraldo",Rise up
45238,"Truly an epic gamer moment

Praise Geraldo",Rise up,r/GamersRiseUp
45239,Rise up,r/GamersRiseUp,omg I never knew this existed and how much I need it
45240,"I, too, hate women and minorities ","Truly an epic gamer moment

Praise Geraldo",EA bad
45241,"Truly an epic gamer moment

Praise Geraldo",EA bad,Devolver good
45242,"Truly an epic gamer moment

Praise Geraldo",EA bad,"So controversial, so brave"
45243,"I, too, hate women and minorities ","Truly an epic gamer moment

Praise Geraldo",Upvotes to the left
45244,"imagine the word: ""Gamer""

yeah that","I, too, hate women and minorities ","If i had money I'd give you silver for that. But im broke, so here: 🥈"
45245,"I, too, hate women and minorities ","If i had money I'd give you silver for that. But im broke, so here: 🥈",Modern problems require modern solutions 
45246,"I, too, hate women and minorities ","If i had money I'd give you silver for that. But im broke, so here: 🥈","It's the thought that counts (unless you're a woman and/or minority, then it's the genes)"
45247,"I, too, hate women and minorities ","If i had money I'd give you silver for that. But im broke, so here: 🥈","Honestly that has nearly the exact same effect as ""Reddit silver"""
45248,"imagine the word: ""Gamer""

yeah that","I, too, hate women and minorities ",Unless they're a sidekick and/or love interest!
45249,"imagine the word: ""Gamer""

yeah that","I, too, hate women and minorities ",It's funny how gaming journalists of all things are the ones who created this stereotype lol
45250,"imagine the word: ""Gamer""

yeah that","I, too, hate women and minorities ","Let us commit acts of violence against people of colour, for our love of video games"
45251,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,"imagine the word: ""Gamer""

yeah that",How many waifu dakis do you own?
45252,"imagine the word: ""Gamer""

yeah that",How many waifu dakis do you own?,"Less than you'd think, but more than you'd hope."
45253,How many waifu dakis do you own?,"Less than you'd think, but more than you'd hope.",Ironically or unironically 
45254,How many waifu dakis do you own?,"Less than you'd think, but more than you'd hope.",Rip tbfp
45255,"Less than you'd think, but more than you'd hope.",Rip tbfp,The real dakis were the friends we made along the way.
45256,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,"imagine the word: ""Gamer""

yeah that",GAMERS RISE UP
45257,"imagine the word: ""Gamer""

yeah that",GAMERS RISE UP,BOTTOM TEXT
45258,GAMERS RISE UP,BOTTOM TEXT,WE LIVE IN
45259,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,"imagine the word: ""Gamer""

yeah that",EA BAD WITCHER 3 BEST GAME EVER F
45260,"imagine the word: ""Gamer""

yeah that",EA BAD WITCHER 3 BEST GAME EVER F,Praise Geraldo
45261,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,"imagine the word: ""Gamer""

yeah that",So super skinny or super fat.
45262,"imagine the word: ""Gamer""

yeah that",So super skinny or super fat.,"Well im on reddit, so guess."
45263,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,"Italian American here. Yes I'm short, fat, and loud ",I'm almost certain you'll be taller if you try eating mushrooms
45264,"Italian American here. Yes I'm short, fat, and loud ",I'm almost certain you'll be taller if you try eating mushrooms,Let’s a go!
45265,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,I'm gay and I am sooo flamboyant...,"My head instantly made ""the voice"" on sooo flamboyant"
45266,I'm gay and I am sooo flamboyant...,"My head instantly made ""the voice"" on sooo flamboyant",It probably sounded close xD
45267,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,I am a scrawny white guy and I love mayonnaise and sandwiches drowning in mayo.,I hate mayo so that’s my worst nightmare sandwich lmao. 
45268,I am a scrawny white guy and I love mayonnaise and sandwiches drowning in mayo.,I hate mayo so that’s my worst nightmare sandwich lmao. ,Whoever invented mayo is burning in hell. It is a blight upon the earth. 
45269,I hate mayo so that’s my worst nightmare sandwich lmao. ,Whoever invented mayo is burning in hell. It is a blight upon the earth. ,Agreed! #mayohate
45270,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,I'm British and like talking about the weather. ,"Unseasonably warm today, I must say."
45271,I'm British and like talking about the weather. ,"Unseasonably warm today, I must say.",Gurt lush geezer! ;) 
45272,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,"I'm Dutch, and I looooove cheese!",Käseköpfe
45273,"I'm Dutch, and I looooove cheese!",Käseköpfe,Jazeker!
45274,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,I drive a subaru and I vape. ,It’s going to be ok
45275,I drive a subaru and I vape. ,It’s going to be ok,And I play thermite
45276,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,i’m a blonde white girl and i like victoria’s secret and iced coffee :(,Im hispanic and i love that too 😂 
45277,i’m a blonde white girl and i like victoria’s secret and iced coffee :(,Im hispanic and i love that too 😂 ,the VS Pink clothes are so comfy i can’t not love it 
45278,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,"I""m from the pacific northwest so I listen to a lot of metal and grunge, and I love rain.",Agalloch?
45279,"I""m from the pacific northwest so I listen to a lot of metal and grunge, and I love rain.",Agalloch?,Nah nothing in specific just a wide variety. Same goes for metal.
45280,Agalloch?,Nah nothing in specific just a wide variety. Same goes for metal.,Agalloch is a folk metal band from Seattle...
45281,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,I'm an American in my 20s and I have depression ,Represent!
45282,I'm an American in my 20s and I have depression ,Represent!,USA! USA! USA! 
45283,What’s a stereotype that you fit?,I’m asian and I love white guys.,That was never a stereotype about asian..
45284,I’m asian and I love white guys.,That was never a stereotype about asian..,South-East Asian. Female.....
45285,What do you all like to do on your saturdays?,I hate Saturday's I just feel lonely ,I agree
45286,I hate Saturday's I just feel lonely ,I agree,E-hug
45287,I agree,E-hug,Shared alone Ness
45288,What do you all like to do on your saturdays?,"Eat pizza, I'm not even joking I eat pizza for dinner every Saturday","Homemade, store bought, or delivered?"
45289,"Eat pizza, I'm not even joking I eat pizza for dinner every Saturday","Homemade, store bought, or delivered?",Mostly store bought but sometimes I make them
45290,"Homemade, store bought, or delivered?",Mostly store bought but sometimes I make them,Have you tried a mix of both? Buy a cheese pie and add toppings yourself 
45291,Mostly store bought but sometimes I make them,Have you tried a mix of both? Buy a cheese pie and add toppings yourself ,"I hadn't thought of that, I'll give it a go"
45292,Have you tried a mix of both? Buy a cheese pie and add toppings yourself ,"I hadn't thought of that, I'll give it a go",It’s the future! Recommendation is to re-add some cheese on top of whatever you’ve added
45293,I just confirmed that my roommate has been faking a relationship with a fake girlfriend. A girl that doesn’t even exist.,"Honestly tho, if he ain’t hurting nobody, then let him do him. Whatever makes him happy. ",He’s only hurting himself and I care about him.
45294,"Honestly tho, if he ain’t hurting nobody, then let him do him. Whatever makes him happy. ",He’s only hurting himself and I care about him.,Then talk to him. 
45295,Harley,Does Harley like puppuccinos? He deserves some for all he’s been through ,He always gets a biscuit and tonight he got two because he’s been working so hard! 
45296,Does Harley like puppuccinos? He deserves some for all he’s been through ,He always gets a biscuit and tonight he got two because he’s been working so hard! ,Aww that's so sweet!  Please keep us posted!
45297,He always gets a biscuit and tonight he got two because he’s been working so hard! ,Aww that's so sweet!  Please keep us posted!,I will absolutely! I see him almost everyday I work 😸
45298,Harley,Ask if you can take a pic for the subreddit!!!,I will I will! 
45299,Ask if you can take a pic for the subreddit!!!,I will I will! ,We would love to see Harley! 
45300,Harley,God I love dogs lol,They are too good for this world. 
45301,God I love dogs lol,They are too good for this world. ,"You’re absolutely right, u/qu33fwellington"
45302,My girlfriend broke up with me and i need to talk about anything other than that to distract me until i fall asleep.,What're your favourite movies of all time? ,Hard choice but probably love Simon or office space. 
45303,What're your favourite movies of all time? ,Hard choice but probably love Simon or office space. ,What caused them to become your favourites? 
45304,The 22.02.2022 won't just be a Tuesday. It will be my 22nd birthday!,"That’s too cool

Get it? Two cool. Okay. Sorry. ",That jokes two lame for me.
45305,"That’s too cool

Get it? Two cool. Okay. Sorry. ",That jokes two lame for me.,Oooh that’s 2 bad
45306,The 22.02.2022 won't just be a Tuesday. It will be my 22nd birthday!,"22.02.2020 is a Saturday, and my wedding is booked for that day. ","You marry, I make party.
I should congrat you."
45307,"22.02.2020 is a Saturday, and my wedding is booked for that day. ","You marry, I make party.
I should congrat you.",[removed]
45308,The 22.02.2022 won't just be a Tuesday. It will be my 22nd birthday!,Crack open a bottle of Ruta 22 at 10:22 PM,"I will! Fun fact: I live in germany, so it's not 10:22PM but 22:22 Uhr. "
45309,Crack open a bottle of Ruta 22 at 10:22 PM,"I will! Fun fact: I live in germany, so it's not 10:22PM but 22:22 Uhr. ","Yes, that's why I said it"
45310,The 22.02.2022 won't just be a Tuesday. It will be my 22nd birthday!,that's alot of twos,Two much for u?
45311,that's alot of twos,Two much for u?,"too me, you can never have two many tos"
45312,The 22.02.2022 won't just be a Tuesday. It will be my 22nd birthday!,I turned 24 today! ,Happy birthday fellow 22nd February person!
45313,I turned 24 today! ,Happy birthday fellow 22nd February person!,Turned 29 today! Woot 
45314,Happy birthday fellow 22nd February person!,Turned 29 today! Woot ,25!
45315,I’m getting married tomorrow!!,Tomorow you are getting your best friend for life.Good luck and all the best.,I am! Thank you so much! 
45316,Tomorow you are getting your best friend for life.Good luck and all the best.,I am! Thank you so much! ,"wow and happy cake day!

&amp;#x200B;"
45317,Tomorow you are getting your best friend for life.Good luck and all the best.,I am! Thank you so much! ,Hope you and your significant other have a lovely day and life together
45318,I’m getting married tomorrow!!,"You got this, friend!",Thank you (: 
45319,"You got this, friend!",Thank you (: ,"Also, happy cake day! All good things are happening at once"
45320,I’m getting married tomorrow!!,"Big congrats. 🎉🍾🎈🎊 

Envious but happy for you both ","Thank you so much! (:
"
45321,"Big congrats. 🎉🍾🎈🎊 

Envious but happy for you both ","Thank you so much! (:
",HAPPY CAKE DAY 🎂
45322,I’m getting married tomorrow!!,Happy Wedding Day! ♥‿♥,"Thank you!!
Happy cake day!! 🎂"
45323,Happy Wedding Day! ♥‿♥,"Thank you!!
Happy cake day!! 🎂","Oh! Happy Cake Day, twin! "
45324,I’m getting married tomorrow!!,"Hey, good for you. Best of luck, let us know how it went after the fact. :)","Thank you, I will for sure! 😊"
45325,"Hey, good for you. Best of luck, let us know how it went after the fact. :)","Thank you, I will for sure! 😊",It's your cakeday too! Even better! :) 
45326,I’m getting married tomorrow!!,where is it? i want to go,We’re having it up in the mountains in our state! Might be a little chilly and snowy lol 
45327,where is it? i want to go,We’re having it up in the mountains in our state! Might be a little chilly and snowy lol ,"1st of all happy cake day.

2nd of all, there's gonna be cake?

cause if it does, im going "
45328,We’re having it up in the mountains in our state! Might be a little chilly and snowy lol ,"1st of all happy cake day.

2nd of all, there's gonna be cake?

cause if it does, im going ",Yes! Lots of cake! Lemon cake with a vanilla buttercream frosting 🤤
45329,where is it? i want to go,We’re having it up in the mountains in our state! Might be a little chilly and snowy lol ,but for real congratulations bro
45330,We’re having it up in the mountains in our state! Might be a little chilly and snowy lol ,but for real congratulations bro,Thank you 😊
45331,I’m getting married tomorrow!!,Yay! So happy for you!!!,Yay!! Me too 🎊💕
45332,Yay! So happy for you!!!,Yay!! Me too 🎊💕,"Don’t forget to look at your fiancé, not the officiant, during your ceremony!"
45333,I’m getting married tomorrow!!,Don't forget to embarrass your significant other with a little bit of cake on their face.,"Lol of course, it’s tradition! 😜"
45334,Don't forget to embarrass your significant other with a little bit of cake on their face.,"Lol of course, it’s tradition! 😜","Good, good. Have a wonderful wedding!"
45335,I’m getting married tomorrow!!,She’s gonna blow your brother in 4 years,Hahaha I really hope HE doesn’t 😂😂😂
45336,She’s gonna blow your brother in 4 years,Hahaha I really hope HE doesn’t 😂😂😂,Modern technology knows no bounds. 
45337,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,Apex Legends is the new Fortnite.,Fortnite is still a thing? I played a little bit during the christmas event.
45338,Apex Legends is the new Fortnite.,Fortnite is still a thing? I played a little bit during the christmas event.,"Yep. There’s been a whole new Christmas event too, while you were in a coma."
45339,Fortnite is still a thing? I played a little bit during the christmas event.,"Yep. There’s been a whole new Christmas event too, while you were in a coma.",This comment is somehow hilarious and I don't know why
45340,"Yep. There’s been a whole new Christmas event too, while you were in a coma.",This comment is somehow hilarious and I don't know why,"Because he unnecessarily reminded him he was in a coma, a life defining event. "
45341,Fortnite is still a thing? I played a little bit during the christmas event.,"Yep. There’s been a whole new Christmas event too, while you were in a coma.",I think this guy was asleep through the height of fortnite a popularity
45342,Apex Legends is the new Fortnite.,Fortnite is still a thing? I played a little bit during the christmas event.,[removed]
45343,Apex Legends is the new Fortnite.,Fortnite is still a thing? I played a little bit during the christmas event.,"Exactly, it is still alive and kicking ):"
45344,Apex Legends is the new Fortnite.,Fortnite is still a thing? I played a little bit during the christmas event.,Fortnite blew up last year
45345,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,Stardew Valley multiplayer is a thing now.  It's pretty fun!,So is Rimworld multiplayer.
45346,Stardew Valley multiplayer is a thing now.  It's pretty fun!,So is Rimworld multiplayer.,Whaaaaaaat? Is it a mod or is it an actual feature?!!
45347,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you; but all your favourite memes are dead. ,"Memes never die, they just go in a coma."
45348,I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you; but all your favourite memes are dead. ,"Memes never die, they just go in a coma.",Forever.
45349,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you; but all your favourite memes are dead. ,Milhouse is immortal 
45350,I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you; but all your favourite memes are dead. ,Milhouse is immortal ,Who?
45351,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,"There’s no more porn on tumblr. 
",this is the most damning news someone can wake up to. why u gotta do him like that
45352,"There’s no more porn on tumblr. 
",this is the most damning news someone can wake up to. why u gotta do him like that,Someone had to lay out the cold hard truth... or should I say soft in this case? 
45353,"There’s no more porn on tumblr. 
",this is the most damning news someone can wake up to. why u gotta do him like that,never was a tumblr fan to begin with
45354,this is the most damning news someone can wake up to. why u gotta do him like that,never was a tumblr fan to begin with,"That’s the best response. It’s not “I’m not into porn“, it was “I’m not into Tumblr. “  :p"
45355,never was a tumblr fan to begin with,"That’s the best response. It’s not “I’m not into porn“, it was “I’m not into Tumblr. “  :p",something just occured to me this kid is a teenage boy who hasnt wanked it in 11 months straight
45356,"That’s the best response. It’s not “I’m not into porn“, it was “I’m not into Tumblr. “  :p",something just occured to me this kid is a teenage boy who hasnt wanked it in 11 months straight,Reality can be whatever he wants ...
45357,"That’s the best response. It’s not “I’m not into porn“, it was “I’m not into Tumblr. “  :p",something just occured to me this kid is a teenage boy who hasnt wanked it in 11 months straight,NNN champion
45358,"That’s the best response. It’s not “I’m not into porn“, it was “I’m not into Tumblr. “  :p",something just occured to me this kid is a teenage boy who hasnt wanked it in 11 months straight,"Man, 11 HOURS is a long time...  "
45359,this is the most damning news someone can wake up to. why u gotta do him like that,never was a tumblr fan to begin with,then your probably not a furry lol
45360,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,Why were you in a coma exactly?,This. Curious too.
45361,Why were you in a coma exactly?,This. Curious too.,He replied in another comment about being in a car accident
45362,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,"Maybe I’ll get downvoted for this, but... I don’t believe you without some sort of proof ",People come out of comas all the time.
45363,"Maybe I’ll get downvoted for this, but... I don’t believe you without some sort of proof ",People come out of comas all the time.,11 months is retardation levels of brain damage territory.
45364,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,Check out the new csgo ui! ,Well Im still in the hospital but I looked it up on youtube and Im not a fan!
45365,Check out the new csgo ui! ,Well Im still in the hospital but I looked it up on youtube and Im not a fan!,"it's f2p now,so lotsa hackers"
45366,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,Xbox still didn't release any good games.,Ps4 will always be the superior console
45367,Xbox still didn't release any good games.,Ps4 will always be the superior console,Not now that they decided to be a clean family-friendly console.
45368,Xbox still didn't release any good games.,Ps4 will always be the superior console,Love you OP
45369,Xbox still didn't release any good games.,Ps4 will always be the superior console,GO BACK TO SLEEP!
45370,Xbox still didn't release any good games.,Ps4 will always be the superior console,"Oh gross, man - go back to sleep.

JK JK JK "
45371,Xbox still didn't release any good games.,Ps4 will always be the superior console,Check out the Spider-Man game. It's amazing.
45372,Xbox still didn't release any good games.,Ps4 will always be the superior console,"( ;—;)7

Hell yeah, brother"
45373,Xbox still didn't release any good games.,Ps4 will always be the superior console,There’s talk of the next console generation coming soon.
45374,Xbox still didn't release any good games.,Ps4 will always be the superior console,You are the greatest
45375,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,We’re genetically engineering babies now.,Science!
45376,We’re genetically engineering babies now.,Science!,You’ve woken up in the future!
45377,Science!,You’ve woken up in the future!,Don't we always?
45378,You’ve woken up in the future!,Don't we always?,Yes!  It’s wonderful isn’t it?
45379,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,Happy sixteenth! How's the quest for driving going? ;),Pretty bad. I'm fucking nineteen already and still can't drive without a permit.
45380,Happy sixteenth! How's the quest for driving going? ;),Pretty bad. I'm fucking nineteen already and still can't drive without a permit.,"No no, dude said he just turned sixteen, I was asking him haha."
45381,Happy sixteenth! How's the quest for driving going? ;),Pretty bad. I'm fucking nineteen already and still can't drive without a permit.,r/nobodyasked
45382,Pretty bad. I'm fucking nineteen already and still can't drive without a permit.,r/nobodyasked,"I mean...well, technically...he did?"
45383,r/nobodyasked,"I mean...well, technically...he did?",He ostensibly asked OP. 
45384,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,The world is WAY more pc now,PC has always been the superior platform.
45385,The world is WAY more pc now,PC has always been the superior platform.,Can't tell if this is sarcasm :) I think he meant politically correct ;)
45386,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,We haven't solved climate change yet,"It will soon solve us, though. "
45387,We haven't solved climate change yet,"It will soon solve us, though. ",Aye
45388,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,"You should try posting this on r/IAmA if you didnt do it yet.

I wish you a wonderful new life ",I will do that!
45389,"You should try posting this on r/IAmA if you didnt do it yet.

I wish you a wonderful new life ",I will do that!,"Very nice! See you in the front page :P

(Again, best wishes from pasta country) "
45390,I will do that!,"Very nice! See you in the front page :P

(Again, best wishes from pasta country) ","They won't post there because they can't prove it, because this is all a lie. "
45391,"Very nice! See you in the front page :P

(Again, best wishes from pasta country) ","They won't post there because they can't prove it, because this is all a lie. ",¯\_(ツ)_/¯ people... 
45392,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,Post history checks out,Wouldn't be too difficult... Just deleting stuff. 
45393,Post history checks out,Wouldn't be too difficult... Just deleting stuff. ,hush you (/s)
45394,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,"go on r/AMA, and post this, much better there.",He posted it but got deleted by a mod Becuase he won't provide proof. 
45395,"go on r/AMA, and post this, much better there.",He posted it but got deleted by a mod Becuase he won't provide proof. ,I deleted it myself.
45396,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,[removed],"&gt;Ariana Grande has become the most popular artist on the planet.

She has?"
45397,[removed],"&gt;Ariana Grande has become the most popular artist on the planet.

She has?","At this exact moment? Yes. In the last year? Nah, Drake was bigger. "
45398,[removed],"&gt;Ariana Grande has become the most popular artist on the planet.

She has?",Have you been in a coma the last 9 months or something?
45399,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,Did anyone see your first moments out of your coma?,The nurse who alerted the other nurses.
45400,Did anyone see your first moments out of your coma?,The nurse who alerted the other nurses.,How did your parents react?
45401,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,YOU MISSED INFINITY WAR!!!! ,Not an avengers fan.
45402,YOU MISSED INFINITY WAR!!!! ,Not an avengers fan.,Oh. Well the entire world is now.  It's going to be hard when the next movie rolls around
45403,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,Why did you post here after your AMA request was deleted for lack of proof? ,"It wasnt deleted, I deleted it myself, &amp; It was posted here first."
45404,Why did you post here after your AMA request was deleted for lack of proof? ,"It wasnt deleted, I deleted it myself, &amp; It was posted here first.",Why did you delete it? 
45405,"It wasnt deleted, I deleted it myself, &amp; It was posted here first.",Why did you delete it? ,Didnt think people would want to see it if I couldnt prove it.
45406,Why did you delete it? ,Didnt think people would want to see it if I couldnt prove it.,Why can't you prove it?
45407,Didnt think people would want to see it if I couldnt prove it.,Why can't you prove it?,How the heck do you prove a coma over reddit
45408,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,A picture of an egg broke the record for most liked picture on Instagram.,we live in a society.
45409,A picture of an egg broke the record for most liked picture on Instagram.,we live in a society.,This meme was popular about 9 months ago...
45410,we live in a society.,This meme was popular about 9 months ago...,I mentioned in another comment that Ive been watching comments awards.
45411,A picture of an egg broke the record for most liked picture on Instagram.,we live in a society.,Haha holy shit you're behind but that meme was fucking great
45412,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,So lucky you didn't have to wait all this time for the final season of game of thrones!,"Ive never watched game of thrones, should I tune in? whats it about?"
45413,So lucky you didn't have to wait all this time for the final season of game of thrones!,"Ive never watched game of thrones, should I tune in? whats it about?","Just watch, and be amazed"
45414,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,"Welcome to the future, everything is chrome.",Great? cant wait to see what the mars rover is up to!
45415,"Welcome to the future, everything is chrome.",Great? cant wait to see what the mars rover is up to!,Oof
45416,Great? cant wait to see what the mars rover is up to!,Oof,who gonna tell him
45417,Ive just woken out of an 11 month coma.,Can you sub to pewdiepie? ,Mr. Beast... is that you?
45418,Can you sub to pewdiepie? ,Mr. Beast... is that you?,Just one of his disciples my child 
45419,"I used to judge people for their “weird” orders at Starbucks. Decaf, soy milk, no foam, extra sirup... “Can’t you drink a normal coffee like everyone else you freak”. But today it changed.",This is called growth.,And aging...
45420,This is called growth.,And aging...,Some people age and don't grow much at all.
45421,And aging...,Some people age and don't grow much at all.,Some people grow too much and stop aging.
45422,Some people age and don't grow much at all.,Some people grow too much and stop aging.,Morbid obesity?
45423,Some people grow too much and stop aging.,Morbid obesity?,elephantiasis
45424,Morbid obesity?,elephantiasis,RIP Andre the Giant
45425,elephantiasis,RIP Andre the Giant,Acromegaly
45426,elephantiasis,RIP Andre the Giant,"That was pituitary giantism, wasn't it?  Is that the same as elephantiasis?"
45427,RIP Andre the Giant,"That was pituitary giantism, wasn't it?  Is that the same as elephantiasis?",Is that what the kids call it now?
45428,RIP Andre the Giant,"That was pituitary giantism, wasn't it?  Is that the same as elephantiasis?",Ahhh why’d you have to ruin the fun?
45429,RIP Andre the Giant,"That was pituitary giantism, wasn't it?  Is that the same as elephantiasis?",Thank god it was just my penis.
45430,Some people grow too much and stop aging.,Morbid obesity?,Immature adults
45431,Some people age and don't grow much at all.,Some people grow too much and stop aging.,Just Keanu so far I believe.
45432,Some people age and don't grow much at all.,Some people grow too much and stop aging.,touché
45433,Some people grow too much and stop aging.,touché,I believe it’s pronounced Tushy. 
45434,touché,I believe it’s pronounced Tushy. ,whatever floats your bum 
45435,And aging...,Some people age and don't grow much at all.,My Micropenis is none of your concern fuck face
45436,And aging...,Some people age and don't grow much at all.,This is wise. :)
45437,And aging...,Some people age and don't grow much at all.,This. Took me pretty much until now to learn this.
45438,And aging...,Some people age and don't grow much at all.,YOU LEAVE PETER DINKLAGE OUT OF THIS. 
45439,And aging...,Some people age and don't grow much at all.,Such is reddit
45440,And aging...,Some people age and don't grow much at all.,5’8 gang rise up
45441,And aging...,Some people age and don't grow much at all.,We learn not from experience but from reflecting on experiences. -Marcus Aurelius
45442,And aging...,Some people age and don't grow much at all.,Stopped growing in 5th grade. Can confirm forever a midget.
45443,This is called growth.,And aging...,And irony
45444,This is called growth.,And aging...,it doesn't take aging to become more emotionally mature...
45445,This is called growth.,And aging...,And karma
45446,This is called growth.,And aging...,"Nah, I just like other options more! Oat and hemp and almond are rad and better for the Earth."
45447,This is called growth.,And aging...,You are now homogenised
45448,"I used to judge people for their “weird” orders at Starbucks. Decaf, soy milk, no foam, extra sirup... “Can’t you drink a normal coffee like everyone else you freak”. But today it changed.",I never understood why anyone cares what other people enjoy. ,A lot of people are enraged by anything different from themselves.
45449,I never understood why anyone cares what other people enjoy. ,A lot of people are enraged by anything different from themselves.,I can’t believe you’d think that way
45450,A lot of people are enraged by anything different from themselves.,I can’t believe you’d think that way,Haha
45451,I can’t believe you’d think that way,Haha,That's NOT funny!
45452,Haha,That's NOT funny!,"Oh fuck, my bad"
45453,That's NOT funny!,"Oh fuck, my bad","Don't apologize, I don't need your pity."
45454,"Oh fuck, my bad","Don't apologize, I don't need your pity.",What do you need and what do you have to trade?
45455,"Don't apologize, I don't need your pity.",What do you need and what do you have to trade?, “You'll need guts to buy that weapon!”
45456,I never understood why anyone cares what other people enjoy. ,A lot of people are enraged by anything different from themselves.,"I believe ""outraged"" is what we're calling it now, actually. "
45457,I never understood why anyone cares what other people enjoy. ,A lot of people are enraged by anything different from themselves.,Star Belly Sneetches
45458,I never understood why anyone cares what other people enjoy. ,A lot of people are enraged by anything different from themselves.,"See, for example, the Republican Party. Apparently Cory Booker is coming to take our meat away 😂"
45459,I never understood why anyone cares what other people enjoy. ,A lot of people are enraged by anything different from themselves.,STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!!!! \*primal roaring\*
45460,"I used to judge people for their “weird” orders at Starbucks. Decaf, soy milk, no foam, extra sirup... “Can’t you drink a normal coffee like everyone else you freak”. But today it changed.",I never understood why anyone cares what other people enjoy. ,"Everyone says this.

Then they have a fit if someone wants their steak well done.  
"
45461,I never understood why anyone cares what other people enjoy. ,"Everyone says this.

Then they have a fit if someone wants their steak well done.  
","My coworker likes his steaks well done, I don’t get it but I don’t really care either."
45462,"I used to judge people for their “weird” orders at Starbucks. Decaf, soy milk, no foam, extra sirup... “Can’t you drink a normal coffee like everyone else you freak”. But today it changed.",I never understood why anyone cares what other people enjoy. ,some people enjoy killing other people. should we care then? what if they are your neighbor? 
45463,I never understood why anyone cares what other people enjoy. ,some people enjoy killing other people. should we care then? what if they are your neighbor? ,Are you serious right now?
45464,"I used to judge people for their “weird” orders at Starbucks. Decaf, soy milk, no foam, extra sirup... “Can’t you drink a normal coffee like everyone else you freak”. But today it changed.",I never understood why anyone cares what other people enjoy. ,🎵In-se-cu-rity 🎶 
45465,I never understood why anyone cares what other people enjoy. ,🎵In-se-cu-rity 🎶 ,I'd like you to know I really enjoy your comment.
45466,🎵In-se-cu-rity 🎶 ,I'd like you to know I really enjoy your comment.,:) thanks
45467,"I used to judge people for their “weird” orders at Starbucks. Decaf, soy milk, no foam, extra sirup... “Can’t you drink a normal coffee like everyone else you freak”. But today it changed.",A lot of people also have diabetes and need sugar free drinks. ,Black coffee has no sugar
45468,A lot of people also have diabetes and need sugar free drinks. ,Black coffee has no sugar,"That’s my regular order, but if I’m feeling particularly frisky i’ll put in a stevia packet. "
45469,"I used to judge people for their “weird” orders at Starbucks. Decaf, soy milk, no foam, extra sirup... “Can’t you drink a normal coffee like everyone else you freak”. But today it changed.",My question is why even get a latte if it has no caffeine?,The taste of good coffee?
45470,My question is why even get a latte if it has no caffeine?,The taste of good coffee?,"True, I’m just a hater, it’s kind of expensive and not even that good lol"
45471,"I used to judge people for their “weird” orders at Starbucks. Decaf, soy milk, no foam, extra sirup... “Can’t you drink a normal coffee like everyone else you freak”. But today it changed.",Why don’t you just order an americano or a regular coffee no cream?,"Because I still like the taste of milk, even if lactose free"
45472,Why don’t you just order an americano or a regular coffee no cream?,"Because I still like the taste of milk, even if lactose free",I was just being one of those people who says why don’t you get a simple drink. 
45473,"I used to judge people for their “weird” orders at Starbucks. Decaf, soy milk, no foam, extra sirup... “Can’t you drink a normal coffee like everyone else you freak”. But today it changed.",People enjoy coffee without the caffeine?,you don’t enjoy the taste of just coffee?! 
45474,People enjoy coffee without the caffeine?,you don’t enjoy the taste of just coffee?! ,Only bold/strong.. not much else:/
45475,There are tons of caring Americans.,"I love this post, my guy. ","I’m not your guy, pal."
45476,"I love this post, my guy. ","I’m not your guy, pal.","I’m not your pal, dude. "
45477,"I’m not your guy, pal.","I’m not your pal, dude. ","I'm not your dude, bro."
45478,"I’m not your pal, dude. ","I'm not your dude, bro.","I’m not your bro, compadre. "
45479,There are tons of caring Americans.,"Out of curiosity, what state did you first move to?",Virginia. Have been here this whole time. 🙂
45480,"Out of curiosity, what state did you first move to?",Virginia. Have been here this whole time. 🙂,Have you been to NYC?
45481,"I’m having a great morning, how’s yours?",im so bored at work and sleepy ,"That sucks...
Hope you have a great night!"
45482,im so bored at work and sleepy ,"That sucks...
Hope you have a great night!",Thanks! How’s your day going 
45483,"That sucks...
Hope you have a great night!",Thanks! How’s your day going ,"My day is really good! I’m Visiting my girlfriend, haven’t seen her I 3 months."
45484,Thanks! How’s your day going ,"My day is really good! I’m Visiting my girlfriend, haven’t seen her I 3 months.",Oh that’s awesome! I hope you guys have a great time 
45485,"My day is really good! I’m Visiting my girlfriend, haven’t seen her I 3 months.",Oh that’s awesome! I hope you guys have a great time ,Thanks!
45486,"I’m having a great morning, how’s yours?",absolute trash.,I’m so sad to hear that :( 
45487,absolute trash.,I’m so sad to hear that :( ,That's ok. hate to rain on others parades
45488,As a father of three children and husband of a fairly sensitive woman,Need me a freak like that,Need me a daddy like that
45489,Need me a freak like that,Need me a daddy like that,ŌwŌ
45490,Need me a daddy like that,ŌwŌ, ÜwÜ 
45491,ŌwŌ, ÜwÜ ,/* notices bulge /*
45492, ÜwÜ ,/* notices bulge /*,Nani??!!
45493,/* notices bulge /*,Nani??!!,Deja vu 
45494, ÜwÜ ,/* notices bulge /*,Stay back I'm warning you
45495,/* notices bulge /*,Stay back I'm warning you,°cums closer°
45496,Stay back I'm warning you,°cums closer°,5-foot radius!
45497,°cums closer°,5-foot radius!,Just shoot him !
45498,5-foot radius!,Just shoot him !,"I appreciate the intention, but that would betray my principles all over the friggin place."
45499,Just shoot him !,"I appreciate the intention, but that would betray my principles all over the friggin place.",Put my thing in your thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
45500, ÜwÜ ,/* notices bulge /*,What’s this? * wags erect cock like a tail *
45501,ŌwŌ, ÜwÜ ,Hello I hate your username
45502, ÜwÜ ,Hello I hate your username,"Wow, trying to figure out which I'd rather eat! "
45503, ÜwÜ ,Hello I hate your username,me too thanks
45504,ŌwŌ, ÜwÜ ,This is a no UwU zone. Pay the courts a fine or serve your sentence
45505, ÜwÜ ,This is a no UwU zone. Pay the courts a fine or serve your sentence,"NEVER

UwU"
45506,This is a no UwU zone. Pay the courts a fine or serve your sentence,"NEVER

UwU",Oh... oh my... we have a fighter... I was never trained for this
45507,Need me a daddy like that,ŌwŌ,Ü
45508,Need me a freak like that,Need me a daddy like that,I have a daddy like that..
45509,As a father of three children and husband of a fairly sensitive woman,Need me a freak like that,"""does he suck toes?"" ""nah he just wants to be a leader"" "
45510,Need me a freak like that,"""does he suck toes?"" ""nah he just wants to be a leader"" ",We don’t mind sucking on toes. 
45511,"""does he suck toes?"" ""nah he just wants to be a leader"" ",We don’t mind sucking on toes. ,"👏👏, 👏. 👏👏, 👏."
45512,As a father of three children and husband of a fairly sensitive woman,""" husband of a fairly sensitive woman ""  omg still laughing...  Me too brother, me too",Mine cries at parades and when she thinks of cake.
45513,""" husband of a fairly sensitive woman ""  omg still laughing...  Me too brother, me too",Mine cries at parades and when she thinks of cake.,How does she feel about the fact that swans can be gay?
45514,Mine cries at parades and when she thinks of cake.,How does she feel about the fact that swans can be gay?,That's been 3 years? Wtf 
45515,How does she feel about the fact that swans can be gay?,That's been 3 years? Wtf ,Wait. What. 
45516,How does she feel about the fact that swans can be gay?,That's been 3 years? Wtf ,It's been only 3 years?
45517,How does she feel about the fact that swans can be gay?,That's been 3 years? Wtf ,"That's been only 3 years? Wtf 


(I thought it's online for ages)"
45518,That's been 3 years? Wtf ,"That's been only 3 years? Wtf 


(I thought it's online for ages)",Online time dilation. Time moves differently online than it does in the real world.
45519,""" husband of a fairly sensitive woman ""  omg still laughing...  Me too brother, me too",Mine cries at parades and when she thinks of cake.,I ate a piece of my wife's sushi earlier today and she says her heart still hurts from it
45520,Mine cries at parades and when she thinks of cake.,I ate a piece of my wife's sushi earlier today and she says her heart still hurts from it,"She's a millennial, right?"
45521,I ate a piece of my wife's sushi earlier today and she says her heart still hurts from it,"She's a millennial, right?",[removed]
45522,""" husband of a fairly sensitive woman ""  omg still laughing...  Me too brother, me too",Mine cries at parades and when she thinks of cake.,u/old_el_paso thank you for putting up with my sensitive ass lmao 
45523,""" husband of a fairly sensitive woman ""  omg still laughing...  Me too brother, me too",Mine cries at parades and when she thinks of cake.,The cake thing is totally natural
45524,""" husband of a fairly sensitive woman ""  omg still laughing...  Me too brother, me too",Mine cries at parades and when she thinks of cake.,She sounds like a keeper.
45525,""" husband of a fairly sensitive woman ""  omg still laughing...  Me too brother, me too",Mine cries at parades and when she thinks of cake.,Mine cried when she tried on jeans and they fit
45526,Mine cries at parades and when she thinks of cake.,Mine cried when she tried on jeans and they fit,Alright that’s just cute lol 
45527,""" husband of a fairly sensitive woman ""  omg still laughing...  Me too brother, me too",Mine cries at parades and when she thinks of cake.,Mine just cries. All the time. Its getting old fast
45528,""" husband of a fairly sensitive woman ""  omg still laughing...  Me too brother, me too",Mine cries at parades and when she thinks of cake.,"&gt;when she thinks of cake

Why? What is it about cake that makes her cry?"
45529,Mine cries at parades and when she thinks of cake.,"&gt;when she thinks of cake

Why? What is it about cake that makes her cry?",Because it makes her so happy.
45530,As a father of three children and husband of a fairly sensitive woman,wait what. Sounds like being cucked. but good for you,Sounds like the fucking opposite.
45531,wait what. Sounds like being cucked. but good for you,Sounds like the fucking opposite.,Can Someone  decipher this shit?
45532,Hello,Seven,"I think seven is a brown, not too dark, not too light."
45533,Seven,"I think seven is a brown, not too dark, not too light.","It’s purple to me, the sort of medium intense purple that leans closer to blue "
45534,Hello,I like yellow. What’s your favorite color? ,Pastel pink but any pastel color will do
45535,I like yellow. What’s your favorite color? ,Pastel pink but any pastel color will do,That’s a lovely choice :)
45536,I like yellow. What’s your favorite color? ,Pastel pink but any pastel color will do,What's your favorite pastel pink colored thing? 
45537,Hello,Green!,Turtles!
45538,Green!,Turtles!,Limes!
45539,Turtles!,Limes!,Boogers!
45540,Hello,"Are you sure you're a human being? 
Please mark all the pictures with Lampposts in them.",What is lamppost?
45541,"Are you sure you're a human being? 
Please mark all the pictures with Lampposts in them.",What is lamppost?,Ha I knew it!
45542,Hello,"Hello fellow EarthLing..my favourite color is grey,what's yours?",Well human it's pastel pink or any pastel color really 
45543,"Hello fellow EarthLing..my favourite color is grey,what's yours?",Well human it's pastel pink or any pastel color really ,"So what is on your mind? Aliens? Ducks that have human hands? Or talking elephants?

"
45544,Well human it's pastel pink or any pastel color really ,"So what is on your mind? Aliens? Ducks that have human hands? Or talking elephants?

",All of those thing at once. Also a bit of Gordon Ramsay yelling at people
45545,Hello,"I really like pink, black and purple. How about you? ",Pastel pink but any pastel color really does it for me 
45546,"I really like pink, black and purple. How about you? ",Pastel pink but any pastel color really does it for me ,I agree. Pastel colors make everything more beautiful and expressive :) 
45547,Hello,Blue with a slight green tint. I just bought a shit ton of blue-ish fountain pen ink.,Damn I only have one pen that's pastel pink but it looks like a really shitty pastel pink. 
45548,Blue with a slight green tint. I just bought a shit ton of blue-ish fountain pen ink.,Damn I only have one pen that's pastel pink but it looks like a really shitty pastel pink. ,"That's a damn shame, really. I can imagine that on some cream-colored paper. Mmmm."
45549,Damn I only have one pen that's pastel pink but it looks like a really shitty pastel pink. ,"That's a damn shame, really. I can imagine that on some cream-colored paper. Mmmm.",Yes exactly! I bought paper just for it and well would you look at that it looks like crap!
45550,"That's a damn shame, really. I can imagine that on some cream-colored paper. Mmmm.",Yes exactly! I bought paper just for it and well would you look at that it looks like crap!,"LOL, I feel for you :c"
45551,Yes exactly! I bought paper just for it and well would you look at that it looks like crap!,"LOL, I feel for you :c",At least someone understands the struggle I go through 
45552,Hello,My favorite color is specifically royal purple cus its just so....*regal*,My oh my your highness I am but a mere peasant *bows* 
45553,My favorite color is specifically royal purple cus its just so....*regal*,My oh my your highness I am but a mere peasant *bows* ,Lol its good of u to know your place 
45554,My oh my your highness I am but a mere peasant *bows* ,Lol its good of u to know your place ,I am a worm oh great one 
45555,Lol its good of u to know your place ,I am a worm oh great one ,XD
45556,What are you guys most looking forward to in 2019?,getting looking forward to the end of game of thrones,"Oh snap, that's a big one. How could I forget that?"
45557,getting looking forward to the end of game of thrones,"Oh snap, that's a big one. How could I forget that?",my fiancee and i are just starting it over again so we are pretty stoked. 
45558,What are you guys most looking forward to in 2019?,Getting the all clear on my Hodgkin’s Lymphoma.,Best of luck to you!!
45559,Getting the all clear on my Hodgkin’s Lymphoma.,Best of luck to you!!,"Thank you very much, kind stranger! "
45560,Best of luck to you!!,"Thank you very much, kind stranger! ",Thank you! 
45561,I’m drunk and I want to know what’s going on in your days lives,Terrible.,Terrible what? 
45562,Terrible.,Terrible what? ,My life is going terrible
45563,Terrible what? ,My life is going terrible,What’s going on man. Talk to me about it. I’m here 
45564,I’m drunk and I want to know what’s going on in your days lives,"Well, I'm staying home today since I couldn't sleep last night.",A night at home just can be very relaxing. How come you couldn’t sleep though? 
45565,"Well, I'm staying home today since I couldn't sleep last night.",A night at home just can be very relaxing. How come you couldn’t sleep though? ,"Probably had to do with caffeine, or maybe I just have mild insomnia."
45566,A night at home just can be very relaxing. How come you couldn’t sleep though? ,"Probably had to do with caffeine, or maybe I just have mild insomnia.",Most likely the caffeine. How much do you drink a day? 
45567,I’m drunk and I want to know what’s going on in your days lives,"Thinking...

I could kill myself and no one would care. Would be like I've never existed.",Well.. someone's gotta clean it up.
45568,"Thinking...

I could kill myself and no one would care. Would be like I've never existed.",Well.. someone's gotta clean it up.,Is this a joke?
45569,Well.. someone's gotta clean it up.,Is this a joke?,No joke.  Someone's day would be totally fucked.  I hope that makes you feel a little better.
45570,Is this a joke?,No joke.  Someone's day would be totally fucked.  I hope that makes you feel a little better.,Well realistically no actually. There are people who have jobs to handle such things.
45571,No joke.  Someone's day would be totally fucked.  I hope that makes you feel a little better.,Well realistically no actually. There are people who have jobs to handle such things.,Does the janitor come in and throw some sawdust on you?
45572,Well realistically no actually. There are people who have jobs to handle such things.,Does the janitor come in and throw some sawdust on you?,Are you trolling me?
45573,"Thinking...

I could kill myself and no one would care. Would be like I've never existed.",Well.. someone's gotta clean it up.,woah there.
45574,I’m drunk and I want to know what’s going on in your days lives,Waiting on pizza delivery.,Aye lit. What kinda pizza? Please tell me it has pineapples 
45575,Waiting on pizza delivery.,Aye lit. What kinda pizza? Please tell me it has pineapples ,It does indeed have pineapple on it. Nomnomnom.
45576,Aye lit. What kinda pizza? Please tell me it has pineapples ,It does indeed have pineapple on it. Nomnomnom.,Yesss 
45577,It does indeed have pineapple on it. Nomnomnom.,Yesss ,Ate 3/4 of it and now have the itis really bad. Time for a nap!
45578,Yesss ,Ate 3/4 of it and now have the itis really bad. Time for a nap!,Enjoy your nap friend!! 
45579,I’m drunk and I want to know what’s going on in your days lives,Good morning! My day is going to be good. Might head to the aquarium. ,Heyyyy!! Takes lots of pictures :) 
45580,Good morning! My day is going to be good. Might head to the aquarium. ,Heyyyy!! Takes lots of pictures :) ,"Well, I have an annual membership, so I just kinda go and watch the animals "
45581,Heyyyy!! Takes lots of pictures :) ,"Well, I have an annual membership, so I just kinda go and watch the animals ",I feel you. any penguins in there? I love penguins 
45582,"Does anyone else wish they had someone in their life that would just tell them, ""Everything's going to be OK"" or ""I've got you""?",It's gonna be ok. I believe in you.,I wish you were here to hug in real life :)
45583,It's gonna be ok. I believe in you.,I wish you were here to hug in real life :),Me too.
45584,"Does anyone else wish they had someone in their life that would just tell them, ""Everything's going to be OK"" or ""I've got you""?",yeeeees i feel this all the time ,I love you. We'll get through this.
45585,yeeeees i feel this all the time ,I love you. We'll get through this.,kshajakjsja thank you love u too 
45586,I love you. We'll get through this.,kshajakjsja thank you love u too ,:)
45587,"Does anyone else wish they had someone in their life that would just tell them, ""Everything's going to be OK"" or ""I've got you""?",Yep. But i dont. Cause i am the who does that but no one ever does that for me,You're going to be ok. I am holding your hand.
45588,Yep. But i dont. Cause i am the who does that but no one ever does that for me,You're going to be ok. I am holding your hand.,"Thank you. I will hold your hand, so we will be ok. ☺"
45589,I spent 3 years in prison. Dropped out of college when I was 20.,Congrats man. ,Thank you
45590,Congrats man. ,Thank you,Keep going strong💫
45591,I spent 3 years in prison. Dropped out of college when I was 20.,Just wanted to say I love your positive attitude! ,Hey I have a random thing to add to this. PMA(positive mental attitude).
45592,Just wanted to say I love your positive attitude! ,Hey I have a random thing to add to this. PMA(positive mental attitude).,"Don’t forget to bring a WNBNA

(Whole new brand new attitude)"
45593,Just wanted to say I love your positive attitude! ,Hey I have a random thing to add to this. PMA(positive mental attitude).,"Ah, a Bad Brains fan."
45594,I spent 3 years in prison. Dropped out of college when I was 20.,What are you studying? ,I’d like to study Nutrition
45595,What are you studying? ,I’d like to study Nutrition,"Sounds like a good profession, maybe a personal trainer? "
45596,I’d like to study Nutrition,"Sounds like a good profession, maybe a personal trainer? ","I’m not sure, maybe teach or research"
45597,I spent 3 years in prison. Dropped out of college when I was 20.,It feels good to brag a little dont you think ?,"I'm just proud of myself I guess! Though school is a lot of work, I spend all my time studying."
45598,It feels good to brag a little dont you think ?,"I'm just proud of myself I guess! Though school is a lot of work, I spend all my time studying.","Yes, me too dude"
45599,"I'm just proud of myself I guess! Though school is a lot of work, I spend all my time studying.","Yes, me too dude",What are you studying?
45600,"Yes, me too dude",What are you studying?,computer science
45601,What are you studying?,computer science,Right on
45602,computer science,Right on,you?
45603,Right on,you?,Hope to find a school that will let me into their nutrition program.
45604,you?,Hope to find a school that will let me into their nutrition program.,i meant what do you study
45605,I spent 3 years in prison. Dropped out of college when I was 20.,Congratulations. I shall pray for your further recovery and success. Godspeed on your journey. ,Thank you :)
45606,Congratulations. I shall pray for your further recovery and success. Godspeed on your journey. ,Thank you :),You're welcome. I'm happy for you.
45607,I spent 3 years in prison. Dropped out of college when I was 20.,Nice work fam ,Where are you from by chance? Missouri?
45608,Nice work fam ,Where are you from by chance? Missouri?,Nope 
45609,Who else is pumped for spring?,I'm just looking forward to my birthday in May.,Looking forward to my brother's in March.  happy early birthday to you!
45610,I'm just looking forward to my birthday in May.,Looking forward to my brother's in March.  happy early birthday to you!,My brother's is March 28. Happy early bday to your bro
45611,Looking forward to my brother's in March.  happy early birthday to you!,My brother's is March 28. Happy early bday to your bro,That's literally only 7 days apart from my brother's on March 21. Neat.
45612,My brother's is March 28. Happy early bday to your bro,That's literally only 7 days apart from my brother's on March 21. Neat.,Nice. How old will your brother be? Mine is going to be 29. He's getting so old lol
45613,That's literally only 7 days apart from my brother's on March 21. Neat.,Nice. How old will your brother be? Mine is going to be 29. He's getting so old lol,17.
45614,Looking forward to my brother's in March.  happy early birthday to you!,My brother's is March 28. Happy early bday to your bro,"Holy shit, my brother's birthday is also March 28. Are you me?"
45615,Who else is pumped for spring?,I'm just looking forward to my birthday in May.,yo my birthday's in may too! When's yours?
45616,I'm just looking forward to my birthday in May.,yo my birthday's in may too! When's yours?,May 14
45617,yo my birthday's in may too! When's yours?,May 14,mine's the 17. so close.
45618,May 14,mine's the 17. so close.,So is mine! What’s up birthday twin 
45619,May 14,mine's the 17. so close.,"mine is may 17, 1995 :D"
45620,mine's the 17. so close.,"mine is may 17, 1995 :D",Yah! I'm gonna have to save this thread so I can come back and wish everyone happy birthday
45621,yo my birthday's in may too! When's yours?,May 14,Mine is May 12th! I’ve always loved having a spring birthday!! 
45622,May 14,Mine is May 12th! I’ve always loved having a spring birthday!! ,Mines the 11th!
45623,May 14,Mine is May 12th! I’ve always loved having a spring birthday!! ,My birthday is also May 12th! Neat. 
45624,yo my birthday's in may too! When's yours?,May 14,13th!
45625,I'm just looking forward to my birthday in May.,yo my birthday's in may too! When's yours?,Mine is on May 15. Taurean here.
45626,Who else is pumped for spring?,I'm just looking forward to my birthday in May.,My Bday is in may too what day.is yours?
45627,I'm just looking forward to my birthday in May.,My Bday is in may too what day.is yours?,May 14
45628,I'm just looking forward to my birthday in May.,My Bday is in may too what day.is yours?,when's yours?
45629,My Bday is in may too what day.is yours?,when's yours?,Mines the 28th
45630,I'm just looking forward to my birthday in May.,My Bday is in may too what day.is yours?,May 15
45631,Who else is pumped for spring?,I'm just looking forward to my birthday in May.,i cant be the only one who always dreads my birthday
45632,I'm just looking forward to my birthday in May.,i cant be the only one who always dreads my birthday,"Lol I used to. Now, I love my bday."
45633,Who else is pumped for spring?,I'm just looking forward to my birthday in May.,"Ayy, May birthday buddies"
45634,I'm just looking forward to my birthday in May.,"Ayy, May birthday buddies",Hey May birthday bud
45635,Who else is pumped for spring?,I can’t wait for daylight savings time...getting dark at 5pm sucks ,I haven't been out in ages because of this.
45636,I can’t wait for daylight savings time...getting dark at 5pm sucks ,I haven't been out in ages because of this.,Right because of this
45637,I can’t wait for daylight savings time...getting dark at 5pm sucks ,I haven't been out in ages because of this.,I haven't been out in ages because I'm an antisocial freak who hates people
45638,I haven't been out in ages because of this.,I haven't been out in ages because I'm an antisocial freak who hates people,/r/me_irl
45639,Who else is pumped for spring?,I'm okay with it right now. I don't wanna mow the yard lol. ,That's gonna be the worst part. 
45640,I'm okay with it right now. I don't wanna mow the yard lol. ,That's gonna be the worst part. ,Or the best of you like the gasoline smell 
45641,Who else is pumped for spring?,I’m learning to ride a motorcycle this spring! April can’t come fast enough!,Whaaa that’s cool! Is there a motorcycles drivers ed? 
45642,I’m learning to ride a motorcycle this spring! April can’t come fast enough!,Whaaa that’s cool! Is there a motorcycles drivers ed? ,There is! It’s called an MSF course.
45643,Who else is pumped for spring?,May 7! Turning 39!,"April 15th! 

39 as well!! 

(Are we happy for that though?)"
45644,May 7! Turning 39!,"April 15th! 

39 as well!! 

(Are we happy for that though?)","Absolutely!  Getting older is a privilege denied t9 many, unfortunately!"
45645,"April 15th! 

39 as well!! 

(Are we happy for that though?)","Absolutely!  Getting older is a privilege denied t9 many, unfortunately!","Very true. Then Happy early birthday my friend, hope it is a wonderful day. "
45646,"April 15th! 

39 as well!! 

(Are we happy for that though?)","Absolutely!  Getting older is a privilege denied t9 many, unfortunately!",I like this mindset. Good point
45647,I upvote comments that are cordial well-formed arguments even if I disagree with the POV of the comments.,I thought I was being too soft! But I do this all the time.,I’m glad I’m not the only one! Otherwise threads become echo chambers.
45648,I thought I was being too soft! But I do this all the time.,I’m glad I’m not the only one! Otherwise threads become echo chambers.,I get downvoted everywhere since I feel like commenting when I disagree.. my karma is leaking
45649,I’m glad I’m not the only one! Otherwise threads become echo chambers.,I get downvoted everywhere since I feel like commenting when I disagree.. my karma is leaking,"Hey, I appreciate what you're doing :)"
45650,I get downvoted everywhere since I feel like commenting when I disagree.. my karma is leaking,"Hey, I appreciate what you're doing :)",Hey thanks man! That's a treat :D
45651,I upvote comments that are cordial well-formed arguments even if I disagree with the POV of the comments.,"Yeah, no one believes that.",So everyone that upvoted this post and I are lying about our beliefs our?
45652,"Yeah, no one believes that.",So everyone that upvoted this post and I are lying about our beliefs our?,I know damn well you didn't upvote me. Proving my point 🤗
45653,Do you ever spend your whole day lounging in bed?,Yes. Today being one of them.,"Yes fellow lounger, feel those sheets!  Tuck in and chilllllll"
45654,Yes. Today being one of them.,"Yes fellow lounger, feel those sheets!  Tuck in and chilllllll",*Fist bump
45655,What do you like to listen to?,"I personally enjoy dubstep alot, one of my favourite song being ""Pyromaniac - Sound Stabs""","If you haven't, check out Iglooghost i'm sure you'll like his stuff."
45656,"I personally enjoy dubstep alot, one of my favourite song being ""Pyromaniac - Sound Stabs""","If you haven't, check out Iglooghost i'm sure you'll like his stuff.",Thanks for the recommendation! I'll be sure to take a look!
45657,I broke down and spent all day cleaning my apartment - and I learned how important cleaning is to mental health in the process.,"Good going, OP. Jordan did have a point.",Dr. Peterson? His lectures have helped me a lot dealing with depression and anxiety.
45658,"Good going, OP. Jordan did have a point.",Dr. Peterson? His lectures have helped me a lot dealing with depression and anxiety.,Drop some links
45659,it’s my cake day so i wanted to post,"Cake, ice cream and mojito, not necessarily in that order",need this for sure
45660,"Cake, ice cream and mojito, not necessarily in that order",need this for sure,"Hang in there, things do get better 😘"
45661,it’s my cake day so i wanted to post,"Still not sure what cake day is, but happy birthday? This too shall pass. ",think it’s the anniversary of when you joined reddit. ty for the kind words
45662,"Still not sure what cake day is, but happy birthday? This too shall pass. ",think it’s the anniversary of when you joined reddit. ty for the kind words,Ah. I see. And you’re most welcome!  Life can be hard. 
45663,it’s my cake day so i wanted to post,"My cat heightens my mood everyday, I couldn’t be without my boy.",my cat does the same for me. give your buddy a pat for me
45664,"My cat heightens my mood everyday, I couldn’t be without my boy.",my cat does the same for me. give your buddy a pat for me,I shall give him many pats!!
45665,Boys should be cared for too,I think men should be treated very lovingly and affectionately and spoiled too.,Thank you! I was afraid all people would disagree with me.. 
45666,I think men should be treated very lovingly and affectionately and spoiled too.,Thank you! I was afraid all people would disagree with me.. ,"No, boys deserve to be treated with gifts as well :D don't worry"
45667,Recently lost 30 pounds and was told that I was hot,Take it as a compliment and enjoy it.,thanks! i will :)
45668,Take it as a compliment and enjoy it.,thanks! i will :),"Don’t go too wild, take care of yourself. "
45669,Recently lost 30 pounds and was told that I was hot,Haha I lost 60 pounds and all I found out was I wasn't ugly because I was fat. I was just ugly.,Dude stop!!! 
45670,Haha I lost 60 pounds and all I found out was I wasn't ugly because I was fat. I was just ugly.,Dude stop!!! ,"It's true though lol. 

No one has ever said I was attractive!"
45671,Haha I lost 60 pounds and all I found out was I wasn't ugly because I was fat. I was just ugly.,Dude stop!!! ,I'm not ugly. People just think I am.
45672,Recently lost 30 pounds and was told that I was hot,Not trying to diminish your accomplishment but it is possible he was embellishing to get laid.,I mean the deed was done..soooooooooo
45673,Not trying to diminish your accomplishment but it is possible he was embellishing to get laid.,I mean the deed was done..soooooooooo,Why settle for getting laid once when you can ensure future layings?
45674,Recently lost 30 pounds and was told that I was hot,How'd you do it?,What lose weight? Or get laid? 
45675,How'd you do it?,What lose weight? Or get laid? ,Wait a minute... Didn't one thing lead to the other? :P
45676,How'd you do it?,What lose weight? Or get laid? ,Lose weight of course.
45677,What lose weight? Or get laid? ,Lose weight of course.,"Honestly, diet and exercise. It’s really that boring "
45678,Found a redditor at the movie theater today.,Yikes,Reward that man one yike point
45679,Yikes,Reward that man one yike point,Is that a currency
45680,Reward that man one yike point,Is that a currency,It is now.
45681,Is that a currency,It is now.,yikes..
45682,Found a redditor at the movie theater today.,But is the movie good?,As far as manga/anime-to-live action adaptations go? It's pretty damn good.
45683,But is the movie good?,As far as manga/anime-to-live action adaptations go? It's pretty damn good.,"Then it's a must ""watch now""."
45684,Found a redditor at the movie theater today.,"I can see through the lies of the Jedi, and the CGI","Sounds like a path to the dark side, to me."
45685,"I can see through the lies of the Jedi, and the CGI","Sounds like a path to the dark side, to me.",Yeah but he will eventually bring balance to the galaxy so...
45686,"Sounds like a path to the dark side, to me.",Yeah but he will eventually bring balance to the galaxy so...,"By being a whiny little bitch, yeah."
45687,Found a redditor at the movie theater today.,"Me:  How the hell did OP know he was a Redditor....

Also me:  Oh, yeah for sure. ",Because the lies he saw through were the lies of the Jedi.
45688,"Me:  How the hell did OP know he was a Redditor....

Also me:  Oh, yeah for sure. ",Because the lies he saw through were the lies of the Jedi.,"Don't lecture me, Afterheart."
45689,Found a redditor at the movie theater today.,Did he have his fedora in his hands or on his head?,"Both, he was tipping it"
45690,Did he have his fedora in his hands or on his head?,"Both, he was tipping it",M’adlad
45691,Apparently I'm so awful I have a cult sermon about me,Imagine what it’s like to be that stupid lol. How frustrating life must be. ,"but, if all you gotta do is pray the trouble away..."
45692,Imagine what it’s like to be that stupid lol. How frustrating life must be. ,"but, if all you gotta do is pray the trouble away...",Man I wish life was that simple. Being a dotard must be absolutely fantastic..
45693,"but, if all you gotta do is pray the trouble away...",Man I wish life was that simple. Being a dotard must be absolutely fantastic..,Okay ya got me... how does dotard rep religion?
45694,Apparently I'm so awful I have a cult sermon about me,Let me guess they're JWs?,Sounds like it.
45695,Let me guess they're JWs?,Sounds like it.,Maybe Mormons 
45696,Sounds like it.,Maybe Mormons ,"Possibly, but JW's are FAR worse."
45697,Reverse AMA!,go ahead! I'm an open book!,What is the name of your book so far? 
45698,go ahead! I'm an open book!,What is the name of your book so far? ,"The Hurting, The Healing, The Loving.

(Took some inspiration from one of my favorite artists)"
45699,What is the name of your book so far? ,"The Hurting, The Healing, The Loving.

(Took some inspiration from one of my favorite artists)","I like it! What artist inspired it?

And how does it fit your life?"
45700,Reverse AMA!,I’m an open book. Ask me anything ,What makes you feel successful?
45701,I’m an open book. Ask me anything ,What makes you feel successful?,Doesn’t exist. I’ve never felt successful lol
45702,Reverse AMA!,If it's not too late let's go!,It isn't! How would you describe the typical fan you know of your favorite teams?
45703,If it's not too late let's go!,It isn't! How would you describe the typical fan you know of your favorite teams?,"Opinionated, blue collar (at least in their own minds) and loyal to the hilt. "
45704,It isn't! How would you describe the typical fan you know of your favorite teams?,"Opinionated, blue collar (at least in their own minds) and loyal to the hilt. ",What do you mean by in their own minds? You think there is a disconnect?
45705,Reverse AMA!,ask me :),When you think of the people of r/CC what do you think of?
45706,ask me :),When you think of the people of r/CC what do you think of?,Lonely people. Curious people. Extroverts maybe. 
45707,Reverse AMA!,I'm here. ,"Finally! We have all been waiting on you. 

Now have you come properly prepared?"
45708,I'm here. ,"Finally! We have all been waiting on you. 

Now have you come properly prepared?",yes ._.
45709,Reverse AMA!,boop,What will it take for me to break free of here and never have to return?
45710,boop,What will it take for me to break free of here and never have to return?,Well the escape velocity of earth is about 11.2 kilometers per second... so going that fast...
45711,I just love how we consider the mars rover to be almost like a family pet.,He was a good boy.,The best boy
45712,He was a good boy.,The best boy,We'll build a monument around the goodest boy once we settle on mars. 
45713,The best boy,We'll build a monument around the goodest boy once we settle on mars. ,the goodest boy is a monument to his own goodness
45714,He was a good boy.,The best boy,Mars boi
45715,I just love how we consider the mars rover to be almost like a family pet.,I love how we don't realize the family pet is the size of a minivan,"And so are Tibetan Mastiffs, I’d still call it a pupper it’s whole life "
45716,I love how we don't realize the family pet is the size of a minivan,"And so are Tibetan Mastiffs, I’d still call it a pupper it’s whole life ",those are big puppers
45717,I just love how we consider the mars rover to be almost like a family pet.,Humans will pack bond with anything,That's why Earth is the capitol of the United Federation of Planets.
45718,Humans will pack bond with anything,That's why Earth is the capitol of the United Federation of Planets.,Is this a reference I don’t understand
45719,That's why Earth is the capitol of the United Federation of Planets.,Is this a reference I don’t understand,Star Trek
45720,I just love how we consider the mars rover to be almost like a family pet.,Humans will pack bond with anything,"True, I pack bonded with your mom last night"
45721,Humans will pack bond with anything,"True, I pack bonded with your mom last night",Go away. 
45722,"True, I pack bonded with your mom last night",Go away. ,Nope
45723,Humans will pack bond with anything,"True, I pack bonded with your mom last night",Good for her she’s been lonely since my dad cheated on her
45724,I love you all.,"I needed this. Thanks, OP. Love you too.",Glad to help. Have a fantastic day!! The only person who decides your happiness is YOU! :)
45725,"I needed this. Thanks, OP. Love you too.",Glad to help. Have a fantastic day!! The only person who decides your happiness is YOU! :),Yes! So true! I'll go after it today. :)
45726,Accidentally trolled a woman while I was getting flowers today,Okay. This story made me laugh. Thank you. ,I'm starting laughing about it. It was spur of the moment and I'm glad I seized it.
45727,Okay. This story made me laugh. Thank you. ,I'm starting laughing about it. It was spur of the moment and I'm glad I seized it.,Carpe flores
45728,I'm starting laughing about it. It was spur of the moment and I'm glad I seized it.,Carpe flores,I seized the opportunity and the flowers ;)
45729,I'm starting laughing about it. It was spur of the moment and I'm glad I seized it.,Carpe flores,Love this!
45730,Accidentally trolled a woman while I was getting flowers today,LOL got a laugh from me!,I had to tell somebody.  This seemed the right place.
45731,LOL got a laugh from me!,I had to tell somebody.  This seemed the right place.,Indeed it is! Glad it was a fun one today =)
45732,Accidentally trolled a woman while I was getting flowers today,You'd be surprised how many times I've heard this for real as a florist... ,Seriously?  I was just joking. 
45733,You'd be surprised how many times I've heard this for real as a florist... ,Seriously?  I was just joking. ,Hopefully so were her customers
45734,Accidentally trolled a woman while I was getting flowers today,How sweet of you to get your wife’s friend flowers too!,Well she is my second wife and all :)
45735,How sweet of you to get your wife’s friend flowers too!,Well she is my second wife and all :),"
.. Username checks out?"
45736,Well she is my second wife and all :),"
.. Username checks out?",We hold these truths to be self evident
45737,"
.. Username checks out?",We hold these truths to be self evident,That all men are created equal 
45738,We hold these truths to be self evident,That all men are created equal ,Except bronies.
45739,We hold these truths to be self evident,That all men are created equal ,that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights
45740,How sweet of you to get your wife’s friend flowers too!,Well she is my second wife and all :),I don’t think he knows about second-wife...
45741,Accidentally trolled a woman while I was getting flowers today,"Do women actually like flowers anymore? Or do they think it's trite, like holding doors?",Most women are fine with you holding doors for them 
45742,"Do women actually like flowers anymore? Or do they think it's trite, like holding doors?",Most women are fine with you holding doors for them ,I've been barked at. 
45743,I'm married to a walking success story,Now to make sure to save $ and be frugal!!!for rainy days ,Yessss!! I wanna see 7 figures in that savings account lol
45744,Now to make sure to save $ and be frugal!!!for rainy days ,Yessss!! I wanna see 7 figures in that savings account lol,Then start working too.
45745,Yessss!! I wanna see 7 figures in that savings account lol,Then start working too.,That's the goal!!
45746,I'm married to a walking success story,"That's cool, gives me (a computer nerd who gets bad grades) some hope","Grades don't matter, wouldn't worry about it. Unless you really suck."
45747,"That's cool, gives me (a computer nerd who gets bad grades) some hope","Grades don't matter, wouldn't worry about it. Unless you really suck.",thanks man. hahaha yeah i think ive got alot of great attributes i just hate school
45748,I'm married to a walking success story,Is your husband single?,Ehh give it 6 months you'll have your chance then
45749,Is your husband single?,Ehh give it 6 months you'll have your chance then,Oooof I was kidding I'm a young man lol
45750,I'm married to a walking success story,Oh man you owe him a 3 some lol,"looooool omg
he probably thinks so too"
45751,Oh man you owe him a 3 some lol,"looooool omg
he probably thinks so too",Lol would you be up for it?
45752,"looooool omg
he probably thinks so too",Lol would you be up for it?,use me as a “can ya’ll stop” button
45753,I'm married to a walking success story,Can I be your baby sister? 😂,Lololol our babysitter can never know how much money we make
45754,Can I be your baby sister? 😂,Lololol our babysitter can never know how much money we make,"Hahaha, smart!"
45755,I'm married to a walking success story,Don’t get your hope up to high. He’s probably about to divorce you and marry a supermodel. ,Have you never had a stable relationship before?
45756,Don’t get your hope up to high. He’s probably about to divorce you and marry a supermodel. ,Have you never had a stable relationship before?,[removed]
45757,I'm married to a walking success story,I bet he thinks he earned it all lol,Maybe that's because he did!
45758,I bet he thinks he earned it all lol,Maybe that's because he did!,With the help of everyone in his life that brought him to that point.
45759,I'm married to a walking success story,If you have 0 spending money don't have a kid lmao,"The $0 spending money came *because* of the kid, not before we had him."
45760,If you have 0 spending money don't have a kid lmao,"The $0 spending money came *because* of the kid, not before we had him.",yeah exactly. that's highly irresponsible. 
45761,I'm married to a walking success story,"65,000 a year is broke? 

Yikes. I guess I’m worse off than I thought. ","+1


im here earning 18k pa :("
45762,"65,000 a year is broke? 

Yikes. I guess I’m worse off than I thought. ","+1


im here earning 18k pa :(",Right there with ya bud. 
45763,"+1


im here earning 18k pa :(",Right there with ya bud. ,"age? what do you work at?

i'm 27, lv1 it maintenance tech."
45764,It's just a day. There's nothing special about it.,"As long as the liqour store nearby has the same deals as last year, im fine with today.","Just remember, there is sometimes a fine line between loving your liver, and hating your liver."
45765,"As long as the liqour store nearby has the same deals as last year, im fine with today.","Just remember, there is sometimes a fine line between loving your liver, and hating your liver.",I killed that thing in HS
45766,It's just a day. There's nothing special about it.,You think I have friends???,Hi. I'll be your friend
45767,You think I have friends???,Hi. I'll be your friend,I've heard that so many times. What usually happens is I get ignored after a couple of days..
45768,Hi. I'll be your friend,I've heard that so many times. What usually happens is I get ignored after a couple of days..,"So do I. Phone works two ways, man. Give us a shout. I'll talk about whatever you want"
45769,Who wants to play a guessing game?,"let's give a try, why not

&amp;#x200B;",Would you like to guess or think of a thing? 
45770,"let's give a try, why not

&amp;#x200B;",Would you like to guess or think of a thing? ,"i gonna guess tho, start"
45771,Who wants to play a guessing game?,Who's the punisher? Frank or Jimmy?,I'm not sure I understand..
45772,Who's the punisher? Frank or Jimmy?,I'm not sure I understand..,Lol. The punisher is a tv show. I am asking for the name of the character called punisher
45773,Who wants to play a guessing game?,Hey can I still play?,Yes!! Would you like to think of a thing or guess? 
45774,Hey can I still play?,Yes!! Would you like to think of a thing or guess? ,Guess 
45775,Yes!! Would you like to think of a thing or guess? ,Guess ,Okay I'm thinking of a thing. Go ahead and ask anything. 
45776,Guess ,Okay I'm thinking of a thing. Go ahead and ask anything. ,Ok is it a person
45777,Okay I'm thinking of a thing. Go ahead and ask anything. ,Ok is it a person,Neither 
45778,Ok is it a person,Neither ,Ok can it be found in a persons house?
45779,Neither ,Ok can it be found in a persons house?,Yes
45780,Ok can it be found in a persons house?,Yes,Can you pick it up in one hand 
45781,Yes,Can you pick it up in one hand ,Yeah 
45782,Can you pick it up in one hand ,Yeah ,can it be found in the kitchen
45783,Yeah ,can it be found in the kitchen,Yes!
45784,can it be found in the kitchen,Yes!,Is it for cooking 
45785,Yes!,Is it for cooking ,"No,  it is cooked.  "
45786,Is it for cooking ,"No,  it is cooked.  ",Is it the main ingredient 
45787,Who wants to play a guessing game?,Hey can I still play?,"Here let's just start again here:) 

Is it an animal? "
45788,Hey can I still play?,"Here let's just start again here:) 

Is it an animal? ",Ok no it is not a animal
45789,"Here let's just start again here:) 

Is it an animal? ",Ok no it is not a animal,Hm is it man made? 
45790,Ok no it is not a animal,Hm is it man made? ,Yes
45791,Hm is it man made? ,Yes,Is it edible? 
45792,Yes,Is it edible? ,No
45793,Is it edible? ,No,Is it bigger than a fridge?
45794,No,Is it bigger than a fridge?,No 
45795,Is it bigger than a fridge?,No ,Is it a common household item? 
45796,No ,Is it a common household item? ,Yes 
45797,Who wants to play a guessing game?,Hey! You still here to play?,Sure am! Would you like to guess or think of a thing. 
45798,Hey! You still here to play?,Sure am! Would you like to guess or think of a thing. ,I'd like to guess if that's alright!
45799,Sure am! Would you like to guess or think of a thing. ,I'd like to guess if that's alright!,Okie doke! I'm thinkin of a thing:) 
45800,I'd like to guess if that's alright!,Okie doke! I'm thinkin of a thing:) ,"Alright, is it a food?"
45801,Okie doke! I'm thinkin of a thing:) ,"Alright, is it a food?",Yes :) 
45802,"Alright, is it a food?",Yes :) ,Is it a dessert?
45803,Yes :) ,Is it a dessert?,Yes 
45804,Is it a dessert?,Yes ,Is this dessert made of mostly chocolate?
45805,Yes ,Is this dessert made of mostly chocolate?,It can be
45806,Is this dessert made of mostly chocolate?,It can be,Do you cut this dessert into slices?
45807,It can be,Do you cut this dessert into slices?,Nope!
45808,Do you cut this dessert into slices?,Nope!,Do these desserts have icing on top of them?
45809,Nope!,Do these desserts have icing on top of them?,They can but they don't have to. It's about 50/50 if it does or doesn't. 
45810,Do these desserts have icing on top of them?,They can but they don't have to. It's about 50/50 if it does or doesn't. ,Are they baked using dough?
45811,They can but they don't have to. It's about 50/50 if it does or doesn't. ,Are they baked using dough?,Yes!
45812,Are they baked using dough?,Yes!,Can they be baked with chocolate chips inside of them? :P
45813,Yes!,Can they be baked with chocolate chips inside of them? :P,They sure can lol 
45814,Can they be baked with chocolate chips inside of them? :P,They sure can lol ,Are you thinking of cookies? :D
45815,They sure can lol ,Are you thinking of cookies? :D,Yesssssss!!! You did so good. Thank you for playing&lt;3
45816,Are you thinking of cookies? :D,Yesssssss!!! You did so good. Thank you for playing&lt;3,No problem &lt;3
45817,Who wants to play a guessing game?,"Here we go, i've got a little tricky, so here is a hint: it's alive",Okay is it an animal? 
45818,"Here we go, i've got a little tricky, so here is a hint: it's alive",Okay is it an animal? ,yes and no
45819,Okay is it an animal? ,yes and no,Ummm... is it something most people have ever seen in their life? 
45820,yes and no,Ummm... is it something most people have ever seen in their life? ,yep
45821,Ummm... is it something most people have ever seen in their life? ,yep,Do we eat it? 
45822,yep,Do we eat it? ,yep
45823,Do we eat it? ,yep,Do we bake with it ?
45824,yep,Do we bake with it ?,yep
45825,Do we bake with it ?,yep,Is it yeast? 
45826,yep,Is it yeast? ,"&gt;yeast

nope"
45827,Is it yeast? ,"&gt;yeast

nope","Are you saying your thing is a microorganism, or yeast is? "
45828,This post is a boy appreciation post,I'm balding.,"Don't worry, I bet you are cute too, the hair doesn't make a men."
45829,I'm balding.,"Don't worry, I bet you are cute too, the hair doesn't make a men.",I look like Friar Tuck fucked a mop.
45830,"Don't worry, I bet you are cute too, the hair doesn't make a men.",I look like Friar Tuck fucked a mop.,Hahahaha.....
45831,"Don't worry, I bet you are cute too, the hair doesn't make a men.",I look like Friar Tuck fucked a mop.,"Friar Tuck is kinda hot, just sayin!"
45832,"Don't worry, I bet you are cute too, the hair doesn't make a men.",I look like Friar Tuck fucked a mop.,Checkmate
45833,"Don't worry, I bet you are cute too, the hair doesn't make a men.",I look like Friar Tuck fucked a mop.,Nice username
45834,"Don't worry, I bet you are cute too, the hair doesn't make a men.",I look like Friar Tuck fucked a mop.,"It's okay I just look like a mop bro, we're all different. Everyone has flaws."
45835,"Don't worry, I bet you are cute too, the hair doesn't make a men.",I look like Friar Tuck fucked a mop.,A sense of humor is really hot 
45836,"Don't worry, I bet you are cute too, the hair doesn't make a men.",I look like Friar Tuck fucked a mop.,r/brandnewsentence 
45837,This post is a boy appreciation post,**Grabs notepad*,"&gt; Be yourself

Well, shit."
45838,**Grabs notepad*,"&gt; Be yourself

Well, shit.",Idk if anyone would like me jumping off tables and calling people gay all the time
45839,"&gt; Be yourself

Well, shit.",Idk if anyone would like me jumping off tables and calling people gay all the time,I'm gay and now i want to do those things
45840,Idk if anyone would like me jumping off tables and calling people gay all the time,I'm gay and now i want to do those things,"Let's get some tables in here, stat!"
45841,I'm gay and now i want to do those things,"Let's get some tables in here, stat!",*that's gay*
45842,"Let's get some tables in here, stat!",*that's gay*,*jumps off table
45843,*that's gay*,*jumps off table,YAAAHOOOOO
45844,"Let's get some tables in here, stat!",*that's gay*,"If jumping off tables is gay, then who wants to be straight?"
45845,*that's gay*,"If jumping off tables is gay, then who wants to be straight?",the gay agenda
45846,Idk if anyone would like me jumping off tables and calling people gay all the time,I'm gay and now i want to do those things,"I'm imaging let it go, but instead with tables and saying you're gay you're gaaaay. "
45847,Idk if anyone would like me jumping off tables and calling people gay all the time,I'm gay and now i want to do those things,Get in and have it!
45848,"&gt; Be yourself

Well, shit.",Idk if anyone would like me jumping off tables and calling people gay all the time,"/thump
I’M GAY"
45849,Idk if anyone would like me jumping off tables and calling people gay all the time,"/thump
I’M GAY",/LOUDER THUMP I’M LESBIAN 
45850,"&gt; Be yourself

Well, shit.",Idk if anyone would like me jumping off tables and calling people gay all the time,I WANNA BE GAY
45851,Idk if anyone would like me jumping off tables and calling people gay all the time,I WANNA BE GAY,BECAUSE YOUR FUCKED AND I WANNA SAVOR IT
45852,"&gt; Be yourself

Well, shit.",Idk if anyone would like me jumping off tables and calling people gay all the time,"i do this, fuck what people think of me🤷🏻‍♂️"
45853,**Grabs notepad*,"&gt; Be yourself

Well, shit.","Okay, will try again."
45854,**Grabs notepad*,"&gt; Be yourself

Well, shit.","""Myself"" is a dumpster fire"
45855,**Grabs notepad*,"&gt; Be yourself

Well, shit.","Yeah, that’s the problem for me, too."
45856,This post is a boy appreciation post,"\*Kratos voice\*

&amp;#x200B;

......boy..","*Arthur Morgan voice*  
&amp;#x200B;  
.....boah.."
45857,"\*Kratos voice\*

&amp;#x200B;

......boy..","*Arthur Morgan voice*  
&amp;#x200B;  
.....boah..",Where’s ya god damn faith?
45858,"*Arthur Morgan voice*  
&amp;#x200B;  
.....boah..",Where’s ya god damn faith?,I have a plan - Dutch
45859,Where’s ya god damn faith?,I have a plan - Dutch,We just need more MONEY!
45860,I have a plan - Dutch,We just need more MONEY!,Where are we going to get it Dutch - Arthur probably
45861,I have a plan - Dutch,We just need more MONEY!,One more score.... and we’re gone.
45862,We just need more MONEY!,One more score.... and we’re gone.,We just need to make some noise
45863,One more score.... and we’re gone.,We just need to make some noise,"And then we’re off, growing peaches in Tahiti"
45864,I have a plan - Dutch,We just need more MONEY!,"We JuSt NeEd MoRe MoNeY tO gEt To TaHiTi, ArThUr."
45865,"\*Kratos voice\*

&amp;#x200B;

......boy..","*Arthur Morgan voice*  
&amp;#x200B;  
.....boah..",I’ve started saying boah now by default after saying it as a joke so many times
45866,"*Arthur Morgan voice*  
&amp;#x200B;  
.....boah..",I’ve started saying boah now by default after saying it as a joke so many times,"I've started saying ""mahgurl"" to my cats..."
45867,"\*Kratos voice\*

&amp;#x200B;

......boy..","*Arthur Morgan voice*  
&amp;#x200B;  
.....boah..",Yur a good boaaaah
45868,"*Arthur Morgan voice*  
&amp;#x200B;  
.....boah..",Yur a good boaaaah,*appreciative neighing*
45869,"\*Kratos voice\*

&amp;#x200B;

......boy..","*Arthur Morgan voice*  
&amp;#x200B;  
.....boah..","_Kimi Räikkönen voice_

bwoahhh…"
45870,"*Arthur Morgan voice*  
&amp;#x200B;  
.....boah..","_Kimi Räikkönen voice_

bwoahhh…",Dammit! Beat me to it.
45871,"\*Kratos voice\*

&amp;#x200B;

......boy..","*Arthur Morgan voice*  
&amp;#x200B;  
.....boah..","*kingpin voice*

When I was a boy..."
45872,"\*Kratos voice\*

&amp;#x200B;

......boy..","*Arthur Morgan voice*  
&amp;#x200B;  
.....boah..",Find yourself a man who talks to you like Arthur Morgan talks to his horse
45873,"\*Kratos voice\*

&amp;#x200B;

......boy..","*Arthur Morgan voice*  
&amp;#x200B;  
.....boah..",T A H I T I
45874,"\*Kratos voice\*

&amp;#x200B;

......boy..","*Arthur Morgan voice*  
&amp;#x200B;  
.....boah..","*Random techer voice*

.... your mum's a... "
45875,"\*Kratos voice\*

&amp;#x200B;

......boy..","*Arthur Morgan voice*  
&amp;#x200B;  
.....boah..","*Norwegian cat*

....... mjau.. "
45876,This post is a boy appreciation post,"\*Kratos voice\*

&amp;#x200B;

......boy..",Kratos McElroy
45877,"\*Kratos voice\*

&amp;#x200B;

......boy..",Kratos McElroy,"\*Hank Hill voice\*

Bwaaaaaaaah..."
45878,This post is a boy appreciation post,"\*Kratos voice\*

&amp;#x200B;

......boy..",Sir. 
45879,"\*Kratos voice\*

&amp;#x200B;

......boy..",Sir. ,"*Hammerlock salute* 

....sir"
45880,This post is a boy appreciation post,"\*Kratos voice\*

&amp;#x200B;

......boy..","YOU CALL ME ""BOY""!... 😤"
45881,"\*Kratos voice\*

&amp;#x200B;

......boy..","YOU CALL ME ""BOY""!... 😤","Call me ""boy"" , you?"
45882,This post is a boy appreciation post,"The cutest thing guys do is just being so innocent and unsuspecting. 

","\*doesn't notice your bulge at all, is completely unaware\*"
45883,"The cutest thing guys do is just being so innocent and unsuspecting. 

","\*doesn't notice your bulge at all, is completely unaware\*","I always notice, that isn't cute though it's a turn on lol"
45884,"The cutest thing guys do is just being so innocent and unsuspecting. 

","\*doesn't notice your bulge at all, is completely unaware\*",UWU
45885,"\*doesn't notice your bulge at all, is completely unaware\*",UWU,OwO
45886,"The cutest thing guys do is just being so innocent and unsuspecting. 

","\*doesn't notice your bulge at all, is completely unaware\*",Your username is the best I’ve seen yet. 
45887,This post is a boy appreciation post,"The cutest thing guys do is just being so innocent and unsuspecting. 

","Yep, act like you don't know you're worth staring at *while* they stare at you."
45888,"The cutest thing guys do is just being so innocent and unsuspecting. 

","Yep, act like you don't know you're worth staring at *while* they stare at you.",Username checks out
45889,"Yep, act like you don't know you're worth staring at *while* they stare at you.",Username checks out,my username is the person I strive to be everyday
45890,Username checks out,my username is the person I strive to be everyday,Today you succeeded. Lol
45891,my username is the person I strive to be everyday,Today you succeeded. Lol,I appreciate the compliment :)
45892,This post is a boy appreciation post,"Am a boy who likes boys. Can confirm, boys are cute.","Is a guy who is pansexual, can confirm, everyone looks great."
45893,"Am a boy who likes boys. Can confirm, boys are cute.","Is a guy who is pansexual, can confirm, everyone looks great.","genuine question, what's the difference between pan and bi?"
45894,"Is a guy who is pansexual, can confirm, everyone looks great.","genuine question, what's the difference between pan and bi?",Pan folks are attracted to all the flavors of the rainbow. 
45895,"genuine question, what's the difference between pan and bi?",Pan folks are attracted to all the flavors of the rainbow. ,So are bi people. It's mostly what you feel comfortable calling yourself.
45896,"Is a guy who is pansexual, can confirm, everyone looks great.","genuine question, what's the difference between pan and bi?","Pan doesn't give a shit, Bi is male/female from what I understand. "
45897,"Am a boy who likes boys. Can confirm, boys are cute.","Is a guy who is pansexual, can confirm, everyone looks great.","As a girl who is pansexual, I second. "
45898,This post is a boy appreciation post,Damn. Recently I have been going through a lot and I have been feeling down. Thank you very much,We here for you buddy
45899,Damn. Recently I have been going through a lot and I have been feeling down. Thank you very much,We here for you buddy,Thank you!
45900,Damn. Recently I have been going through a lot and I have been feeling down. Thank you very much,We here for you buddy,Yeah we are. We got you! 
45901,This post is a boy appreciation post,Damn. Recently I have been going through a lot and I have been feeling down. Thank you very much,Bro same my girlfriend is in the hospital and I've literally never been so stressed in my life
45902,Damn. Recently I have been going through a lot and I have been feeling down. Thank you very much,Bro same my girlfriend is in the hospital and I've literally never been so stressed in my life,I hope you two get back together soon. I hope the best for you
45903,Bro same my girlfriend is in the hospital and I've literally never been so stressed in my life,I hope you two get back together soon. I hope the best for you,I spent the night there and it was really nice. Thank you!
45904,This post is a boy appreciation post,Damn. Recently I have been going through a lot and I have been feeling down. Thank you very much,"I love you, have a hug."
45905,Damn. Recently I have been going through a lot and I have been feeling down. Thank you very much,"I love you, have a hug.",Love you too
45906,This post is a boy appreciation post,Damn. Recently I have been going through a lot and I have been feeling down. Thank you very much,Is your name really Stefan? That's pretty cute. I like that name.
45907,Damn. Recently I have been going through a lot and I have been feeling down. Thank you very much,Is your name really Stefan? That's pretty cute. I like that name.,Yeah. Thanks!
45908,Is your name really Stefan? That's pretty cute. I like that name.,Yeah. Thanks!,Yeah Stefan is a really nice name. 
45909,This post is a boy appreciation post,"With all the “fuck men” announcements, I’m a big fan of this post. You made my day op",Literally fuck men
45910,"With all the “fuck men” announcements, I’m a big fan of this post. You made my day op",Literally fuck men,Nice.
45911,"With all the “fuck men” announcements, I’m a big fan of this post. You made my day op",Literally fuck men,r/suddenlygay
45912,This post is a boy appreciation post,100% we need to normalise complimenting boys like we do with girls ,"As a boy, please"
45913,100% we need to normalise complimenting boys like we do with girls ,"As a boy, please","We all need it, badly."
45914,100% we need to normalise complimenting boys like we do with girls ,"As a boy, please","As another, same

but don't be surprised when my head pops off 🤷‍♂️"
45915,100% we need to normalise complimenting boys like we do with girls ,"As a boy, please",Seconded
45916,This post is a boy appreciation post,"I’m a month away from 20 years old and haven’t had a single relationship yet, I needed that.","That's really normal for Gen Z, FYI, if that helps to know."
45917,"I’m a month away from 20 years old and haven’t had a single relationship yet, I needed that.","That's really normal for Gen Z, FYI, if that helps to know.",any particular reason(s) why??
45918,"That's really normal for Gen Z, FYI, if that helps to know.",any particular reason(s) why??,Smartphones are usually blamed.
45919,"I’m a month away from 20 years old and haven’t had a single relationship yet, I needed that.","That's really normal for Gen Z, FYI, if that helps to know.","Really? I haven't heard of this before, do you have a source where I could read more about this?"
45920,"I’m a month away from 20 years old and haven’t had a single relationship yet, I needed that.","That's really normal for Gen Z, FYI, if that helps to know.",No it isn't. Everyone I know who isn't a complete loser was fucking at 16.
45921,This post is a boy appreciation post,That last paragraph makes me think die Antwoord wrote this 😂,It does look a lot now that you've said it I'll forever read it with Yolandi voice in my head.
45922,That last paragraph makes me think die Antwoord wrote this 😂,It does look a lot now that you've said it I'll forever read it with Yolandi voice in my head.,That immediately popped in my head as i was reading it haha
45923,This post is a boy appreciation post,"&gt;Short boys


#IM FAMOUS","Yesss! Better yet. We're cute! 

Not kidding though, this post made my day. Thanks op"
45924,"&gt;Short boys


#IM FAMOUS","Yesss! Better yet. We're cute! 

Not kidding though, this post made my day. Thanks op",Yeah you guys are!
45925,This post is a boy appreciation post,"&gt;Short boys


#IM FAMOUS",Also beardie boys.never underestimate the cuteness of a beard
45926,"&gt;Short boys


#IM FAMOUS",Also beardie boys.never underestimate the cuteness of a beard,"Beardie Boi as in My pet is a Beardie, he’s my profile pic"
45927,Also beardie boys.never underestimate the cuteness of a beard,"Beardie Boi as in My pet is a Beardie, he’s my profile pic",WELL THAT'S EVEN CUTER
45928,This post is a boy appreciation post,"&gt;Short boys


#IM FAMOUS","Gay dude here, gimme those short guys pls.

I'm 5'5 and I like to feel normal 😅"
45929,"&gt;Short boys


#IM FAMOUS","Gay dude here, gimme those short guys pls.

I'm 5'5 and I like to feel normal 😅",Another 5'5 reporting in. There are literally dozens of us!
45930,This post is a boy appreciation post,I don't know if I'm cute or not.  I don't think so.  I'm a BIG boy.,"Big boys are the best, and you know why? Because we have more to hug and give love."
45931,I don't know if I'm cute or not.  I don't think so.  I'm a BIG boy.,"Big boys are the best, and you know why? Because we have more to hug and give love.",This is the most wholesome op
45932,I don't know if I'm cute or not.  I don't think so.  I'm a BIG boy.,"Big boys are the best, and you know why? Because we have more to hug and give love.",your mindset would be really appreciated. here everyone just looks disgusted and judgemental
45933,This post is a boy appreciation post,I don't know if I'm cute or not.  I don't think so.  I'm a BIG boy.,I fucking love a thick man. Love yourself because big men are beautiful 
45934,I don't know if I'm cute or not.  I don't think so.  I'm a BIG boy.,I fucking love a thick man. Love yourself because big men are beautiful ,I've lost about 55 pounds now. So not so big.
45935,I fucking love a thick man. Love yourself because big men are beautiful ,I've lost about 55 pounds now. So not so big.,"Props, that's genuinely impressive. "
45936,I fucking love a thick man. Love yourself because big men are beautiful ,I've lost about 55 pounds now. So not so big.,That's awesome! Go you!
45937,This post is a boy appreciation post,Trans boys..?,All boys are valid!
45938,Trans boys..?,All boys are valid!,This wins most relatable comic
45939,This post is a boy appreciation post,WE DEM BOYZ,AY WE DEM BOIZ
45940,WE DEM BOYZ,AY WE DEM BOIZ,**WE DEM BOYS**
45941,This post is a boy appreciation post,"Hey OP, I think I have feelings for you bc I'm dumb. Let's talk! (But this is sweet thank you:))","When, I missed that ""/s"" the first time around, sorry about the 5 second downvote"
45942,"Hey OP, I think I have feelings for you bc I'm dumb. Let's talk! (But this is sweet thank you:))","When, I missed that ""/s"" the first time around, sorry about the 5 second downvote",Lmao it's ok. I'm used to being let down. 
45943,This post is a boy appreciation post,"&gt;trans boys
it feels good to be included :D",not boys
45944,"&gt;trans boys
it feels good to be included :D",not boys,Fuckhead
45945,This post is a boy appreciation post,thats kinda gay man idk,Chill dude
45946,thats kinda gay man idk,Chill dude,yall taking this seriously lmao go out the house once in a while
45947,This post is a boy appreciation post,thats kinda gay man idk,don’t worry OP has socks on 
45948,thats kinda gay man idk,don’t worry OP has socks on ,ooh yeah i wasn t sure thanks for confirming
45949,This post is a boy appreciation post,You skipped ugly and weird boys,There are no ugly and weird boys because you are all cute and deserve love :)
45950,You skipped ugly and weird boys,There are no ugly and weird boys because you are all cute and deserve love :),Wear glasses
45951,This post is a boy appreciation post,Lol girls don't like chubby boys trust me,Some of us definitely do
45952,Lol girls don't like chubby boys trust me,Some of us definitely do,Why 
45953,Some of us definitely do,Why ,Because they are a person just as anyone else.
45954,Why ,Because they are a person just as anyone else.,Lol my comment wasn't meant to be negative it's cuz I am myself lol
45955,Lol girls don't like chubby boys trust me,Some of us definitely do,"Yes, other fatties "
45956,Some of us definitely do,"Yes, other fatties ","I mean, I’m about 95 pounds so I wouldn’t say that. "
45957,This post is a boy appreciation post,"why'd we need to include trans ""boys""?",Hey dude fuck off
45958,"why'd we need to include trans ""boys""?",Hey dude fuck off,consider my view changed!
45959,Hey dude fuck off,consider my view changed!,"Seriously, fuck off"
45960,This post is a boy appreciation post,"why'd we need to include trans ""boys""?","because they're also boys, my guy

being transphobic isn't very cash money of you"
45961,"why'd we need to include trans ""boys""?","because they're also boys, my guy

being transphobic isn't very cash money of you","it's not transphobic, it's real. "
45962,"because they're also boys, my guy

being transphobic isn't very cash money of you","it's not transphobic, it's real. ","afraid not, buckaroo"
45963,"it's not transphobic, it's real. ","afraid not, buckaroo","afraid so, pal. "
45964,"why'd we need to include trans ""boys""?","because they're also boys, my guy

being transphobic isn't very cash money of you","Admitting trans boys aren't male, is not ""transphobic""."
45965,"because they're also boys, my guy

being transphobic isn't very cash money of you","Admitting trans boys aren't male, is not ""transphobic"".",nobody said anything about male unless you're conflating sex and gender again
45966,This post is a boy appreciation post,Men are shit,*Why* would you say something like that?
45967,Men are shit,*Why* would you say something like that?,Emotional immaturity.  
45968,This post is a boy appreciation post,Men are shit,"Some are, but some girls are too."
45969,Men are shit,"Some are, but some girls are too.",But much more men are much more shitty
45970,"Some are, but some girls are too.",But much more men are much more shitty,Smells like “I just got broken up with” to me
45971,But much more men are much more shitty,Smells like “I just got broken up with” to me,Nah just statistical evidence 
45972,Smells like “I just got broken up with” to me,Nah just statistical evidence ,Source? How do you even objectively measure how much of a “dick” someone is lmao
45973,This post is a boy appreciation post,I think I’m going to hang myself,"Don't do, you have amazing drawing skills."
45974,I think I’m going to hang myself,"Don't do, you have amazing drawing skills.",Where did you get that from?
45975,"Don't do, you have amazing drawing skills.",Where did you get that from?,Your profile.
45976,Where did you get that from?,Your profile.,"Oh, thank you"
45977,This post is a boy appreciation post,"What about the brown boys? We need loving too.

:(","She didn’t specify race, why do you have to? Everything on this post is universal my dude"
45978,"What about the brown boys? We need loving too.

:(","She didn’t specify race, why do you have to? Everything on this post is universal my dude",Check her last paragraph dude.
45979,"She didn’t specify race, why do you have to? Everything on this post is universal my dude",Check her last paragraph dude.,"“You name it”

That includes you my dude. Brown or otherwise"
45980,This post is a boy appreciation post,my brain is trying to tell me otherwise,Tell him for me he's wrong.
45981,my brain is trying to tell me otherwise,Tell him for me he's wrong.,"done, he's screwed off. atleast for now"
45982,This post is a boy appreciation post,"Oh yeah, what about when I'm lying in bed, going on my phone","Like right now? Dude, you are the cutest. And with that little smile on? You slay."
45983,"Oh yeah, what about when I'm lying in bed, going on my phone","Like right now? Dude, you are the cutest. And with that little smile on? You slay.","Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush"
45984,This post is a boy appreciation post,I bought a train ticket today did I look cute then too ,Yes!
45985,I bought a train ticket today did I look cute then too ,Yes!,thank you stranger happy valentines day!! 
45986,Yes!,thank you stranger happy valentines day!! ,You're welcome! I hope today is wonderful.
45987,thank you stranger happy valentines day!! ,You're welcome! I hope today is wonderful.,"you sure made it wonderful! i hope so too, may your valentines day be full of love!! 😇"
45988,This post is a boy appreciation post,OP horny AF,Or trying to get thirsty losers to donate to her venmo.
45989,OP horny AF,Or trying to get thirsty losers to donate to her venmo.,"Damn, you guys are cynical.

Then wonder why you're unhappy"
45990,This post is a boy appreciation post,what If I'm the one calling me ugly,"Sounds like she's trying to take your friendship a step further, my dude. "
45991,what If I'm the one calling me ugly,"Sounds like she's trying to take your friendship a step further, my dude. ",I'm gay
45992,"Sounds like she's trying to take your friendship a step further, my dude. ",I'm gay,Well then! Maybe she wishes you weren't?
45993,I'm gay,Well then! Maybe she wishes you weren't?,Maybe
45994,This post is a boy appreciation post,Spoiled infinity war for my friends; i still count?,"Why would you do that? But yeah, you are still valid, a mean boy. But a cute one."
45995,Spoiled infinity war for my friends; i still count?,"Why would you do that? But yeah, you are still valid, a mean boy. But a cute one.",Lmfao nah fr id never do that; just testing your resolve
45996,This post is a boy appreciation post,i draw porn as a profession. does that count,Is it furry porn?
45997,i draw porn as a profession. does that count,Is it furry porn?,no its not. unless they pay more than usual. 
45998,Is it furry porn?,no its not. unless they pay more than usual. ,"I know they do... But hey, you still are a cute boy!"
45999,This post is a boy appreciation post,I feel appreciated as fuck ,"Dude me too 

It’s a foreign feeling. Almost uncomfortable. I don’t know if I like it yet. "
46000,I feel appreciated as fuck ,"Dude me too 

It’s a foreign feeling. Almost uncomfortable. I don’t know if I like it yet. ",Is this what feeling “good” is?
46001,"Dude me too 

It’s a foreign feeling. Almost uncomfortable. I don’t know if I like it yet. ",Is this what feeling “good” is?,I think so. 
46002,This post is a boy appreciation post,Trans boys aren’t boys,Why do you choose to be rude? 
46003,Trans boys aren’t boys,Why do you choose to be rude? ,Why do you choose to accept delusion?
46004,This post is a boy appreciation post,AmI still appreciated if I’m a nineteen year old young man? ,Hell yeah you are. ;)
46005,AmI still appreciated if I’m a nineteen year old young man? ,Hell yeah you are. ;),"Yes! 
Now two women think I’m handsome! 
Mummy and you 🥰"
46006,Weirdest coincidence I've ever experienced.,"So, When are you going to say just the ""Hello"" ?",I did right after I dropped him off at school.
46007,"So, When are you going to say just the ""Hello"" ?",I did right after I dropped him off at school.,and ? 
46008,I did right after I dropped him off at school.,and ? ,I'll post it if I can figure out how. Nothing special was said though.
46009,I did right after I dropped him off at school.,and ? ,I posted it in the OP.
46010,"I just walked into Home Depot after work, and one of the employees asked me if I was doctor (because I was wearing scrubs) when I replied “Yes” he said “Hell yea! Keep up the good job saving lives man!” And that completely made my day.",What kinda doctor are you?,Neurosurgeon. 
46011,What kinda doctor are you?,Neurosurgeon. ,Steady hand?
46012,Neurosurgeon. ,Steady hand?,Haven’t been Dr. Stranged yet. 
46013,Neurosurgeon. ,Steady hand?,Surgeon numbah 1
46014,What kinda doctor are you?,Neurosurgeon. ,"Neurosurgeon with a sense of humor, Ron Burgundy is your profile pic."
46015,Neurosurgeon. ,"Neurosurgeon with a sense of humor, Ron Burgundy is your profile pic.",I’m Ron Burgundy?
46016,"Neurosurgeon with a sense of humor, Ron Burgundy is your profile pic.",I’m Ron Burgundy?,He is kind of a big deal
46017,What kinda doctor are you?,Neurosurgeon. ,I would have laughed really hard if you’d said Doctor of Philosophy. 
46018,Neurosurgeon. ,I would have laughed really hard if you’d said Doctor of Philosophy. ,Same
46019,What kinda doctor are you?,Neurosurgeon. ,Mad respect for you. 
46020,Neurosurgeon. ,Mad respect for you. ,I respect you too man! I’m really just a guy doing his job like the rest of us. 
46021,What kinda doctor are you?,Neurosurgeon. ,That’s gotta be tedious. I got a buddy just finished school for that overseas. 
46022,What kinda doctor are you?,Neurosurgeon. ,You are a hero
46023,What kinda doctor are you?,Neurosurgeon. ,Hell yea! Keep up the good work!
46024,What kinda doctor are you?,Neurosurgeon. ,Mcdreamy
46025,What kinda doctor are you?,Neurosurgeon. ,"I’m an OR nurse, and neuro is one of my favorite services to work!"
46026,Neurosurgeon. ,"I’m an OR nurse, and neuro is one of my favorite services to work!",Is that because our cases are so long you don’t have to do so many turnovers? Haha
46027,"I’m an OR nurse, and neuro is one of my favorite services to work!",Is that because our cases are so long you don’t have to do so many turnovers? Haha,"Lol no, I just find it interesting, and not much gets the blood pumping like a roll back crani."
46028,What kinda doctor are you?,Neurosurgeon. ,Get out of my head.
46029,"I just walked into Home Depot after work, and one of the employees asked me if I was doctor (because I was wearing scrubs) when I replied “Yes” he said “Hell yea! Keep up the good job saving lives man!” And that completely made my day.",What kinda doctor are you?,horse surgeon
46030,What kinda doctor are you?,horse surgeon,r/unexpectedoffice 
46031,What kinda doctor are you?,horse surgeon,(insert Ricky and Morty joke about Beth)
46032,What kinda doctor are you?,horse surgeon,Are you peeking into the bathroom window again TWasp?
46033,"I just walked into Home Depot after work, and one of the employees asked me if I was doctor (because I was wearing scrubs) when I replied “Yes” he said “Hell yea! Keep up the good job saving lives man!” And that completely made my day.",You have good energy. I approve. ,Thanks man! I like your energy too!
46034,You have good energy. I approve. ,Thanks man! I like your energy too!,Phew!
46035,"I just walked into Home Depot after work, and one of the employees asked me if I was doctor (because I was wearing scrubs) when I replied “Yes” he said “Hell yea! Keep up the good job saving lives man!” And that completely made my day.",I think you should do an AMA.... we clearly have lots to ask :),"I really have no interest in an AMA, just some casual conversation. Sorry to disappoint. "
46036,I think you should do an AMA.... we clearly have lots to ask :),"I really have no interest in an AMA, just some casual conversation. Sorry to disappoint. ","No worries, can’t blame you really. Thank you for being so open and authentic 😊"
46037,What’s going on with you?,Trying to finish up work early so I can day drink and play videogames,What games are you playing?
46038,Trying to finish up work early so I can day drink and play videogames,What games are you playing?,Tales of Vesperia 
46039,What games are you playing?,Tales of Vesperia ,I haven’t heard of that! What is it about?
46040,What’s going on with you?,I had a 3 hour panic attack last night :( thanks ptsd,"Aww, I am sorry to hear that. Do you have any support?"
46041,I had a 3 hour panic attack last night :( thanks ptsd,"Aww, I am sorry to hear that. Do you have any support?",my friends help me out some but im not in a group or anything ;-;
46042,What’s going on with you?,"I'm not your buddy, friend!

Have you checked out Apex Legends? ",I got it a couple of days before I left! It is a pretty fun game. You try it out yet?
46043,"I'm not your buddy, friend!

Have you checked out Apex Legends? ",I got it a couple of days before I left! It is a pretty fun game. You try it out yet?,"Yeah, I've been liking it a lot. Who's your go to legend? "
46044,"Anyone else always look forward to weekends, but when they arrive, you find yourself sitting home doing nothing and wasting them?","Friggin winter, man. ","This! Weekends in winter are for watching movies and not trying to do too much work, IMO. "
46045,"Friggin winter, man. ","This! Weekends in winter are for watching movies and not trying to do too much work, IMO. ","I'm definitely not working on my garden!

(though I might have to shovel the driveway.)"
46046,"This! Weekends in winter are for watching movies and not trying to do too much work, IMO. ","I'm definitely not working on my garden!

(though I might have to shovel the driveway.)",😂 
46047,"Friggin winter, man. ","This! Weekends in winter are for watching movies and not trying to do too much work, IMO. ",Yup! 
46048,"Anyone else always look forward to weekends, but when they arrive, you find yourself sitting home doing nothing and wasting them?","Friggin winter, man. ",I feel this comment in my soul - it’s snowing AGAIN right now 🥶
46049,"Friggin winter, man. ",I feel this comment in my soul - it’s snowing AGAIN right now 🥶,"Again??? Try ""still""!!! "
46050,"Anyone else always look forward to weekends, but when they arrive, you find yourself sitting home doing nothing and wasting them?","Friggin winter, man. ",Summer here and I'm doing the exact same shit. 
46051,"Friggin winter, man. ",Summer here and I'm doing the exact same shit. ,"Yeah, but you have the option. 

So go do something! "
46052,"Anyone else always look forward to weekends, but when they arrive, you find yourself sitting home doing nothing and wasting them?","Friggin winter, man. ",Winter + regular depression = super depression  
46053,"Friggin winter, man. ",Winter + regular depression = super depression  ,"Super depression + chocolate = super depression, but with chocolate. "
46054,Winter + regular depression = super depression  ,"Super depression + chocolate = super depression, but with chocolate. ",Don’t forget the stomach ache with an extra dosage of self hatred 
46055,"Super depression + chocolate = super depression, but with chocolate. ",Don’t forget the stomach ache with an extra dosage of self hatred ,"Yeah, from eating too much chocolate. "
46056,"Anyone else always look forward to weekends, but when they arrive, you find yourself sitting home doing nothing and wasting them?",Currently doing this rn! :),"Yup, procrastinating on Reddit is what I do best "
46057,Currently doing this rn! :),"Yup, procrastinating on Reddit is what I do best ",It's what everyone on hear does ;)
46058,"Yup, procrastinating on Reddit is what I do best ",It's what everyone on hear does ;),i here you
46059,It's what everyone on hear does ;),i here you,Omg!! Just realised 😂😂
46060,It's what everyone on hear does ;),i here you,We're are you?
46061,i here you,We're are you?,This is paneful
46062,We're are you?,This is paneful,Shore is
46063,What's for dinner tonight?,Chili. Has been my go to dinner lately.,"Chili is always good! Are you a beans or no beans, noodles or no noodles kind of person?"
46064,Chili. Has been my go to dinner lately.,"Chili is always good! Are you a beans or no beans, noodles or no noodles kind of person?",Beans or no beans. :) Also I make it vegetarian.
46065,What's for dinner tonight?,Leftover pork tenderloin bites and rice. Simple but yummy,Sounds good! Any veggies with that?
46066,Leftover pork tenderloin bites and rice. Simple but yummy,Sounds good! Any veggies with that?,Some stewed squash with tomato :)
46067,What's for dinner tonight?,Pulled chicken and quinoa.,Ummm that sounds wonderful
46068,Pulled chicken and quinoa.,Ummm that sounds wonderful,I agree
46069,"I no longer use social media and feel less depressed, anxious and worried.",Is Reddit not social media?,It is if you consider all these people here your friends or acquaintances. 
46070,Is Reddit not social media?,It is if you consider all these people here your friends or acquaintances. ,Thank god I don’t. Fuck all you bitches /s
46071,What's the story behind your username?,"I had no idea what to make my username. I tried to put whyme, but pressed D by mistake. ",Lmfao best story ever
46072,"I had no idea what to make my username. I tried to put whyme, but pressed D by mistake. ",Lmfao best story ever,No spaces. Was just saying why me because it was the first thing that popped in my head. 
46073,What's the story behind your username?,Cassy and Cat were my nicknames in high school.,Happy cake day!
46074,Cassy and Cat were my nicknames in high school.,Happy cake day!,"Thanks, kind human"
46075,What's the story behind your username?,I just used my name. ,who names their child Kwr Idlen?
46076,I just used my name. ,who names their child Kwr Idlen?,I should clarify k and w are initials for my first and middle names. Ridlen is my last name
46077,My daughter just asked if I was alive in 1989.,I can’t wait for 1989 to be the new 1889,For me it's the 1996 to be like 1896
46078,I can’t wait for 1989 to be the new 1889,For me it's the 1996 to be like 1896,I want 2002 to be like 1002.
46079,For me it's the 1996 to be like 1896,I want 2002 to be like 1002.,DEUS VULT.
46080,I want 2002 to be like 1002.,DEUS VULT.,Username checks out
46081,I want 2002 to be like 1002.,DEUS VULT.,"Hell of a username, my dude"
46082,DEUS VULT.,"Hell of a username, my dude","Naw, if that were true, He'd have made real life tentacled, horny aliens visit Japan. "
46083,"Hell of a username, my dude","Naw, if that were true, He'd have made real life tentacled, horny aliens visit Japan. ",Maybe that's what heaven is like.
46084,"Hell of a username, my dude","Naw, if that were true, He'd have made real life tentacled, horny aliens visit Japan. ",But they have squids
46085,DEUS VULT.,"Hell of a username, my dude",Dissapointing post history though. 
46086,I want 2002 to be like 1002.,DEUS VULT.,"I know a guy named Yahweh, should I ask him?"
46087,For me it's the 1996 to be like 1896,I want 2002 to be like 1002.,Someday it’ll be so 3008
46088,I can’t wait for 1989 to be the new 1889,For me it's the 1996 to be like 1896,"The dream of the 90s is alive in Portland.... the 1890s, that is!"
46089,For me it's the 1996 to be like 1896,"The dream of the 90s is alive in Portland.... the 1890s, that is!",I must visit Portalnd and see this for myself. :P
46090,I can’t wait for 1989 to be the new 1889,For me it's the 1996 to be like 1896,Modern tech will soon be as obsolete as late frontier technology.
46091,My daughter just asked if I was alive in 1989.,I can’t wait for 1989 to be the new 1889,wait what
46092,I can’t wait for 1989 to be the new 1889,wait what,*I CAN’T WAIT FOR 1989 TO BE THE NEW 1889*
46093,My daughter just asked if I was alive in 1989.,I can’t wait for 1989 to be the new 1889,I can wait...because by then I’ll be old and my bones will hurt.
46094,I can’t wait for 1989 to be the new 1889,I can wait...because by then I’ll be old and my bones will hurt.,Sounds like you need to thank mr. skeltal 
46095,I can wait...because by then I’ll be old and my bones will hurt.,Sounds like you need to thank mr. skeltal ,Doot doot
46096,I can’t wait for 1989 to be the new 1889,I can wait...because by then I’ll be old and my bones will hurt.,oof
46097,My daughter just asked if I was alive in 1989.,I can’t wait for 1989 to be the new 1889,Can you imagine what the world will be like in 2089?
46098,I can’t wait for 1989 to be the new 1889,Can you imagine what the world will be like in 2089?,No
46099,Can you imagine what the world will be like in 2089?,No,Insightful
46100,No,Insightful,You asked a yes or no question 
46101,Insightful,You asked a yes or no question ,If this was in /r/worldbuilding it would have been a creative prompt.
46102,My daughter just asked if I was alive in 1989.,I can’t wait for 1989 to be the new 1889,I have honestly never considered this perspective. You kinda blew my mind man 
46103,I can’t wait for 1989 to be the new 1889,I have honestly never considered this perspective. You kinda blew my mind man ,"Yeah man, crazy stuff "
46104,My daughter just asked if I was alive in 1989.,I can’t wait for 1989 to be the new 1889,It's funny because you literally can't since you'll be dead.
46105,I can’t wait for 1989 to be the new 1889,It's funny because you literally can't since you'll be dead.,I’ll be 100... I’ll see it then call you
46106,My daughter just asked if I was alive in 1989.,I was talking to an 18 year old co-worker who wasn't alive during 9/11... Jesus.,This is how time works yes 
46107,I was talking to an 18 year old co-worker who wasn't alive during 9/11... Jesus.,This is how time works yes ,? Thanks for the intellectual stimulation
46108,My daughter just asked if I was alive in 1989.,I was talking to an 18 year old co-worker who wasn't alive during 9/11... Jesus.,He can't have been 18. Do the math.
46109,I was talking to an 18 year old co-worker who wasn't alive during 9/11... Jesus.,He can't have been 18. Do the math.,Exactly lol
46110,I was talking to an 18 year old co-worker who wasn't alive during 9/11... Jesus.,He can't have been 18. Do the math.,"I came here to say that. My sister was born aug 30 2001 and turns 18 this year 😐🙄 

Plus. Math. "
46111,My daughter just asked if I was alive in 1989.,I had no power or running water for a week after Hurricane Sandy.,How did you use the bathroom?
46112,I had no power or running water for a week after Hurricane Sandy.,How did you use the bathroom?,With buckets of swimming pool water.
46113,How did you use the bathroom?,With buckets of swimming pool water.,Not the expected answer but that’s brilliant. 
46114,My daughter just asked if I was alive in 1989.,"I was alive when the internet became available.
😔",Pshhhkkkkkkrrrr​kakingkakingkakingtsh​chchchchchchchcch​*ding*ding*ding*
46115,"I was alive when the internet became available.
😔",Pshhhkkkkkkrrrr​kakingkakingkakingtsh​chchchchchchchcch​*ding*ding*ding*,"Are you shooting me?
😄"
46116,Pshhhkkkkkkrrrr​kakingkakingkakingtsh​chchchchchchchcch​*ding*ding*ding*,"Are you shooting me?
😄",I think he's dialing up. 
46117,Pshhhkkkkkkrrrr​kakingkakingkakingtsh​chchchchchchchcch​*ding*ding*ding*,"Are you shooting me?
😄","No, I think that's the noise AOL made when connecting to the internet."
46118,"Are you shooting me?
😄","No, I think that's the noise AOL made when connecting to the internet.","It definitely was, lol. "
46119,"No, I think that's the noise AOL made when connecting to the internet.","It definitely was, lol. ","AOL, feh. I remember dialing up to connect to prodigy. "
46120,Pshhhkkkkkkrrrr​kakingkakingkakingtsh​chchchchchchchcch​*ding*ding*ding*,"Are you shooting me?
😄","If he is, his gun is horribly jammed"
46121,"I was alive when the internet became available.
😔",Pshhhkkkkkkrrrr​kakingkakingkakingtsh​chchchchchchchcch​*ding*ding*ding*,YoU'vE gOt MaIL
46122,"I was alive when the internet became available.
😔",Pshhhkkkkkkrrrr​kakingkakingkakingtsh​chchchchchchchcch​*ding*ding*ding*,"Lol, I get it now. I can actually hear that sound in my head.
😂"
46123,My daughter just asked if I was alive in 1989.,I was alive and there in the 1906 earthquake,"Wow. 

Wait"
46124,I was alive and there in the 1906 earthquake,"Wow. 

Wait",pics or it didn't happen
46125,My daughter just asked if I was alive in 1989.,Isn’t it crazy expensive living there?,It was a lot cheaper in 1989. 
46126,Isn’t it crazy expensive living there?,It was a lot cheaper in 1989. ,Oh you’re not there anymore?
46127,haven't felt this lonely in a really long time. does anyone wanna talk?,"Hey, what's up? ",just laying in bed on reddit as usual
46128,"Hey, what's up? ",just laying in bed on reddit as usual,"Haha, is it late where you are? "
46129,just laying in bed on reddit as usual,"Haha, is it late where you are? ","nope it's about midday
"
46130,"Haha, is it late where you are? ","nope it's about midday
",That's a good thing to be doing at mid day! 
46131,haven't felt this lonely in a really long time. does anyone wanna talk?,Hello there ,hi how are you?
46132,Hello there ,hi how are you?,I'm good. U feeling any better 
46133,hi how are you?,I'm good. U feeling any better ,i stopped crying but no i wish 
46134,I'm good. U feeling any better ,i stopped crying but no i wish ,That's a start.  Where u at 
46135,i stopped crying but no i wish ,That's a start.  Where u at ,in my bed at home 
46136,That's a start.  Where u at ,in my bed at home ,Dont say in the dark.  U in the usa
46137,in my bed at home ,Dont say in the dark.  U in the usa,no it's daytime
46138,Dont say in the dark.  U in the usa,no it's daytime,I'm new to reddit. But not chatrooms.  How bout u 
46139,no it's daytime,I'm new to reddit. But not chatrooms.  How bout u ,i've been on reddit for a year with this acc
46140,I'm new to reddit. But not chatrooms.  How bout u ,i've been on reddit for a year with this acc,Ok  what u want to talk about.  Unless u wanna tell me what's wrong 
46141,i've been on reddit for a year with this acc,Ok  what u want to talk about.  Unless u wanna tell me what's wrong ,what kinda music do u like?
46142,Ok  what u want to talk about.  Unless u wanna tell me what's wrong ,what kinda music do u like?,I like rock.  Tool stone temple pilots    90s really. I'm stuck there.  Lol.  And you
46143,what kinda music do u like?,I like rock.  Tool stone temple pilots    90s really. I'm stuck there.  Lol.  And you,U still around 
46144,I like rock.  Tool stone temple pilots    90s really. I'm stuck there.  Lol.  And you,U still around ,yeah still sad
46145,U still around ,yeah still sad,I'm sorry.  What happened 
46146,yeah still sad,I'm sorry.  What happened ,just life man 
46147,haven't felt this lonely in a really long time. does anyone wanna talk?,Do you have any pets? ,yes a snake and a pit bull 
46148,Do you have any pets? ,yes a snake and a pit bull ,a snac
46149,yes a snake and a pit bull ,a snac,she is a snacc
46150,Do you have any pets? ,yes a snake and a pit bull ,I’ve never had a snake before. What are they like?
46151,yes a snake and a pit bull ,I’ve never had a snake before. What are they like?,"scary, but adorable and so gentle after you get to know them. "
46152,I’ve never had a snake before. What are they like?,"scary, but adorable and so gentle after you get to know them. ","Aw, that sounds nice. Do you find it easy to take care of one?"
46153,How can I be less shy online?,I'm literally in the same situation lol,can I join? No problem talking in person but online it's so hard...
46154,I'm literally in the same situation lol,can I join? No problem talking in person but online it's so hard...,I've got it the other way around lol 
46155,How can I be less shy online?,Same. 60+ days here and my karma is 10. Hahahahaha!,Now it's 11 :P
46156,Same. 60+ days here and my karma is 10. Hahahahaha!,Now it's 11 :P,No its 14
46157,"I said no to opiates, twice.","Good for you.

I have an unsavable tooth as well; just been sitting here for like 2 years lol","Trust me, it doesn't get better! "
46158,"Good for you.

I have an unsavable tooth as well; just been sitting here for like 2 years lol","Trust me, it doesn't get better! ","Yeah; I'm just broke though, lol"
46159,"Trust me, it doesn't get better! ","Yeah; I'm just broke though, lol","I get it, me too, with horrible credit. "
46160,"I said no to opiates, twice.","Opiates? More like NOPEiates amirite?

good job! be proud!",Say nope to dope!
46161,"Opiates? More like NOPEiates amirite?

good job! be proud!",Say nope to dope!,"Well no wait, you can still have that."
46162,Say nope to dope!,"Well no wait, you can still have that.",There's dope and then there's dope
46163,"Well no wait, you can still have that.",There's dope and then there's dope,This comments dope
46164,"I said no to opiates, twice.","Embrace the pain. Master it, make it serve you.",I'll make pain my bitch! 
46165,"Embrace the pain. Master it, make it serve you.",I'll make pain my bitch! ,Try acetaminophen. That's not addictive.
46166,"I said no to opiates, twice.",Great job man! I hope the tooth doesn't hurt you too much,Nah tooth is gone! Was just a bastard to get out!
46167,Great job man! I hope the tooth doesn't hurt you too much,Nah tooth is gone! Was just a bastard to get out!,Oh haha yes silly me! Anyway hope you're mouth isn't in pain anymore!
46168,"I got offered a job a while ago, but they told me wearing lipstick was a requirement.",That's really creepy for a bunch of reasons. I cringed while reading this 😬,"ya Ikr, as a guy like wtf is that shit."
46169,That's really creepy for a bunch of reasons. I cringed while reading this 😬,"ya Ikr, as a guy like wtf is that shit.",Dude quit white knighting 
46170,"Do adults actually care what a senior is gonna do after high school, or do they just ask because that’s what you ask a senior?","Uh, they care!! Obviously! Isnt it only your family asking you??",Nope. 9/10 times when it comes up that I’m a senior they ask the question no matter who it is
46171,"Uh, they care!! Obviously! Isnt it only your family asking you??",Nope. 9/10 times when it comes up that I’m a senior they ask the question no matter who it is,And how often does that come up??
46172,Nope. 9/10 times when it comes up that I’m a senior they ask the question no matter who it is,And how often does that come up??,About every time I meet someone new or see someone for the first time in a while
46173,And how often does that come up??,About every time I meet someone new or see someone for the first time in a while,Thats way more often than should be 
46174,About every time I meet someone new or see someone for the first time in a while,Thats way more often than should be ,Maybe I’m just cursed then lol
46175,Thats way more often than should be ,Maybe I’m just cursed then lol,For sure dude. What I did I HS was make it clear I had no ambition!
46176,I'm approximately 39 chicken nuggets tall.,How many if you went by thickness of the Nuggets?,About 193 chicken nuggets if you round up.
46177,How many if you went by thickness of the Nuggets?,About 193 chicken nuggets if you round up.,I am impressed.
46178,About 193 chicken nuggets if you round up.,I am impressed.,193 thicc nuggies
46179,I'm approximately 39 chicken nuggets tall.,"r/TheyDidTheMaths

I'm about 36.5 nuggets. You're a tall dude.",I owe my height to chicken nuggets.
46180,"r/TheyDidTheMaths

I'm about 36.5 nuggets. You're a tall dude.",I owe my height to chicken nuggets.,Im only 33 chicken nuggets tall. 🤦🏽‍♀️
46181,I owe my height to chicken nuggets.,Im only 33 chicken nuggets tall. 🤦🏽‍♀️,I've got half a nugget on you.
46182,I owe my height to chicken nuggets.,Im only 33 chicken nuggets tall. 🤦🏽‍♀️,i’m .0116811 chicken nuggets taller than you
46183,Im only 33 chicken nuggets tall. 🤦🏽‍♀️,i’m .0116811 chicken nuggets taller than you,However insignificant the difference is... this hurt my feelings.
46184,I'm approximately 39 chicken nuggets tall.,"r/TheyDidTheMaths

I'm about 36.5 nuggets. You're a tall dude.",r/theydidthemonstermath
46185,"r/TheyDidTheMaths

I'm about 36.5 nuggets. You're a tall dude.",r/theydidthemonstermath,r/ItWasAGraveYardGraph
46186,r/theydidthemonstermath,r/ItWasAGraveYardGraph,r/
46187,"r/TheyDidTheMaths

I'm about 36.5 nuggets. You're a tall dude.",r/theydidthemonstermath,Sttoooooooooooop dooooooinnnggggg thiiiiiiiiissssssss please
46188,r/theydidthemonstermath,Sttoooooooooooop dooooooinnnggggg thiiiiiiiiissssssss please,It still makes me laugh
46189,I'm approximately 39 chicken nuggets tall.,"r/TheyDidTheMaths

I'm about 36.5 nuggets. You're a tall dude.",I'm only 34.5 :(
46190,"r/TheyDidTheMaths

I'm about 36.5 nuggets. You're a tall dude.",I'm only 34.5 :(,I'm slightly over 33.
46191,I'm only 34.5 :(,I'm slightly over 33.,"I'm 32 nuggets, fight me :("
46192,I'm slightly over 33.,"I'm 32 nuggets, fight me :(",32 too
46193,"I'm 32 nuggets, fight me :(",32 too,my chicken nugget bro
46194,I'm slightly over 33.,"I'm 32 nuggets, fight me :(","Nah, I love short people. "
46195,I'm slightly over 33.,"I'm 32 nuggets, fight me :(",same!
46196,I'm slightly over 33.,"I'm 32 nuggets, fight me :(",Me too!
46197,"r/TheyDidTheMaths

I'm about 36.5 nuggets. You're a tall dude.",I'm only 34.5 :(,"I’m only 30,5 :( "
46198,"r/TheyDidTheMaths

I'm about 36.5 nuggets. You're a tall dude.",I'm only 34.5 :(,Nugget twin!
46199,I'm only 34.5 :(,Nugget twin!,I've got two nugget twins! 
46200,"r/TheyDidTheMaths

I'm about 36.5 nuggets. You're a tall dude.",I'm only 34.5 :(,"I'm 34.6 ! Suck it, nerd 8)"
46201,I'm approximately 39 chicken nuggets tall.,"r/TheyDidTheMaths

I'm about 36.5 nuggets. You're a tall dude.",Are you 6'1?
46202,"r/TheyDidTheMaths

I'm about 36.5 nuggets. You're a tall dude.",Are you 6'1?,6.
46203,I'm approximately 39 chicken nuggets tall.,"r/TheyDidTheMaths

I'm about 36.5 nuggets. You're a tall dude.",can i get this in freedom units please?
46204,"r/TheyDidTheMaths

I'm about 36.5 nuggets. You're a tall dude.",can i get this in freedom units please?,Im 36.43 nuggs tall!
46205,I'm approximately 39 chicken nuggets tall.,I'm only 5 Subways tall.,Not only is it your cake day but regardless of you're height you're priceless!
46206,I'm only 5 Subways tall.,Not only is it your cake day but regardless of you're height you're priceless!,So much cake. But thank you! 
46207,I'm only 5 Subways tall.,Not only is it your cake day but regardless of you're height you're priceless!,"And 30 nuggets, which is still easy math. "
46208,Not only is it your cake day but regardless of you're height you're priceless!,"And 30 nuggets, which is still easy math. ","For me, there is no such thing as easy math."
46209,"And 30 nuggets, which is still easy math. ","For me, there is no such thing as easy math.",I was a math nerd growing up. Up until calculus kicked my ass. 
46210,"For me, there is no such thing as easy math.",I was a math nerd growing up. Up until calculus kicked my ass. ,Calculus/Stats is the best tbh. I hate coordinate geometry the most 
46211,I'm approximately 39 chicken nuggets tall.,I'm only 5 Subways tall.,You're 50 inches tall? 
46212,I'm only 5 Subways tall.,You're 50 inches tall? ,"Well, after they fixed the sandwiches.  "
46213,I'm approximately 39 chicken nuggets tall.,My brain is too tired to do math,Don't worry I texted my friend before I posted it so they could verify I did the math correctly.
46214,My brain is too tired to do math,Don't worry I texted my friend before I posted it so they could verify I did the math correctly.,Is your friend a mathmagician?
46215,Don't worry I texted my friend before I posted it so they could verify I did the math correctly.,Is your friend a mathmagician?,Mathician
46216,Is your friend a mathmagician?,Mathician,He mathed the numbers.
46217,Don't worry I texted my friend before I posted it so they could verify I did the math correctly.,Is your friend a mathmagician?,"Honestly, I bet she never did the maths. 

Her endless support is endearing."
46218,Is your friend a mathmagician?,"Honestly, I bet she never did the maths. 

Her endless support is endearing.",the maths
46219,My brain is too tired to do math,Don't worry I texted my friend before I posted it so they could verify I did the math correctly.,I trust his calculations 
46220,I'm approximately 39 chicken nuggets tall.,My brain is too tired to do math,Midterm season be like that.
46221,My brain is too tired to do math,Midterm season be like that.,I'm only 3 weeks into spring semester and already feel like its finals week.
46222,I'm approximately 39 chicken nuggets tall.,My brain is too tired to do math,Maybe you should eat more nuggets
46223,My brain is too tired to do math,Maybe you should eat more nuggets,I'm poor
46224,I'm approximately 39 chicken nuggets tall.,I came here thinking the was a picture of 39 nuggets stacked next to you,Stand-by
46225,I came here thinking the was a picture of 39 nuggets stacked next to you,Stand-by,"...yes, staff by the nuggets pls"
46226,I'm approximately 39 chicken nuggets tall.,Jesus are you 12 ,"If you're asking if I'm 12 years old, no.

I'm just a procrastinating college student."
46227,Jesus are you 12 ,"If you're asking if I'm 12 years old, no.

I'm just a procrastinating college student.",That's fucking horrible. 
46228,Jesus are you 12 ,"If you're asking if I'm 12 years old, no.

I'm just a procrastinating college student.","No you missed his point. You're doing the lords work, so he thinks you're Jesus. "
46229,I'm approximately 39 chicken nuggets tall.,I’m 34.5 chicken nuggets tall. ,"5'7""?"
46230,I’m 34.5 chicken nuggets tall. ,"5'7""?",5’8”
46231,I'm approximately 39 chicken nuggets tall.,"If I'm 5'4, how many nuggets tall am I? I'm too bad at math for this rn",33 nugs.
46232,"If I'm 5'4, how many nuggets tall am I? I'm too bad at math for this rn",33 nugs.,This is pleasant news.
46233,I'm approximately 39 chicken nuggets tall.,This is super convenient considering I also am 6’4” tall!,Cheers! 
46234,This is super convenient considering I also am 6’4” tall!,Cheers! ,Cheers mate!
46235,I'm approximately 39 chicken nuggets tall.,"As a math teacher, I kind of want to make my kids find their height in chicken nuggets now...","Do it. If one of my math teachers had made it fun like that, I probably wouldn't hate math."
46236,"As a math teacher, I kind of want to make my kids find their height in chicken nuggets now...","Do it. If one of my math teachers had made it fun like that, I probably wouldn't hate math.",This comment deserves more upvotes. Unadulterated truth.
46237,I'm approximately 39 chicken nuggets tall.,Well fully grown male here and I'm only just over 33 why are you all so tall,Chicken nuggets 
46238,Well fully grown male here and I'm only just over 33 why are you all so tall,Chicken nuggets ,Fair lol
46239,Let's play a game of truth or dare!,"Truth, please.",What is the first thing you see that is not your phone screen
46240,"Truth, please.",What is the first thing you see that is not your phone screen,A plastic container of Tomtastic premium cherry tomatoes on the kitchen counter.
46241,What is the first thing you see that is not your phone screen,A plastic container of Tomtastic premium cherry tomatoes on the kitchen counter.,"What a view, reminds of the breath taking sight of the Grand Canyon."
46242,A plastic container of Tomtastic premium cherry tomatoes on the kitchen counter.,"What a view, reminds of the breath taking sight of the Grand Canyon.","Sure, it's not Paris, but it makes me happy having food in the house."
46243,Let's play a game of truth or dare!,"Hell, I'll take a dare",I dare you to do 50 squats in a row. No stopping.
46244,"Hell, I'll take a dare",I dare you to do 50 squats in a row. No stopping.,Why did I say dare. Well I'm off to do 50 squats.
46245,I dare you to do 50 squats in a row. No stopping.,Why did I say dare. Well I'm off to do 50 squats.,Good luck!
46246,Why did I say dare. Well I'm off to do 50 squats.,Good luck!,Well that was fast. I heard my knees pop 50 times.
46247,Good luck!,Well that was fast. I heard my knees pop 50 times.,Lol
46248,Let's play a game of truth or dare!,"Hell, I'll take a dare",Make me an mspaint (or equivalent) meme. 
46249,"Hell, I'll take a dare",Make me an mspaint (or equivalent) meme. ,[removed]
46250,"Hell, I'll take a dare",Make me an mspaint (or equivalent) meme. ,Now I don't know how to send it to you
46251,Make me an mspaint (or equivalent) meme. ,Now I don't know how to send it to you,Upload it to imgur? 
46252,Let's play a game of truth or dare!,truth ,What's the pettiest thing that makes you mad
46253,truth ,What's the pettiest thing that makes you mad,when i text a group chat and no one responds 
46254,What's the pettiest thing that makes you mad,when i text a group chat and no one responds ,Ouch I feel that. 
46255,Let's play a game of truth or dare!,Truth!,What immoral thing would you jump to do given the opportunity/power to? 
46256,Truth!,What immoral thing would you jump to do given the opportunity/power to? ,Like that I view as immoral or society views as immoral?
46257,What immoral thing would you jump to do given the opportunity/power to? ,Like that I view as immoral or society views as immoral?,"Either, your choice"
46258,Let's play a game of truth or dare!,Truth,What makes you irrationally angry? 
46259,Truth,What makes you irrationally angry? ,Someone leaving the cupboard door open. 
46260,Let's play a game of truth or dare!,Truth,What's your biggest pet peeve 
46261,Truth,What's your biggest pet peeve ,Peeled brothers
46262,What's your biggest pet peeve ,Peeled brothers,What? 
46263,Let's play a game of truth or dare!,"I'm curious to see what dares pop up ?  
So dare ",Make or reply to a post in /r/explainlikeiama. Link it here! 
46264,"I'm curious to see what dares pop up ?  
So dare ",Make or reply to a post in /r/explainlikeiama. Link it here! ,"Will be done today ^^
At first I read /r/explainleukimia, I was worried xD"
46265,Make or reply to a post in /r/explainlikeiama. Link it here! ,"Will be done today ^^
At first I read /r/explainleukimia, I was worried xD","ha, lol"
46266,My Teens Said They Were Glad I Was Home Today!,You sound like a proper nice mum., Thank you! I'm not ALWAYS proper or nice though lol.
46267,You sound like a proper nice mum., Thank you! I'm not ALWAYS proper or nice though lol.,"Ahhh, I bet you are."
46268,My Teens Said They Were Glad I Was Home Today!,It's always a good day when Mom is home. ,Well at least today lol!
46269,It's always a good day when Mom is home. ,Well at least today lol!,Hopefully most days ;) 
46270,"Alright, I'm going to drink only water every day for this next week. Wish me luck! Extra details in the post.","You have the blessing of r/hydrohomies

Good luck!!",Thanks so much! Glad to be subbed to that one!
46271,"You have the blessing of r/hydrohomies

Good luck!!",Thanks so much! Glad to be subbed to that one!,/r/waterniggas welcome
46272,"Alright, I'm going to drink only water every day for this next week. Wish me luck! Extra details in the post.","You have the blessing of r/hydrohomies

Good luck!!",[removed]
46273,"You have the blessing of r/hydrohomies

Good luck!!",[removed],"No, I do not."
46274,[removed],"No, I do not.",[removed]
46275,[removed],"No, I do not.",hydrohomies is naught not a cheap imitation
46276,"No, I do not.",hydrohomies is naught not a cheap imitation,"/r/HydroHomies is the more popular sub, and /r/waterniggas is just an unessesary use of a slur."
46277,"No, I do not.",hydrohomies is naught not a cheap imitation,Bless the fuck up
46278,"You have the blessing of r/hydrohomies

Good luck!!",[removed],Reddit definitely loves casual racism.
46279,"Alright, I'm going to drink only water every day for this next week. Wish me luck! Extra details in the post.","You have the blessing of r/hydrohomies

Good luck!!",Another hydro homie in the wild! Have some water bro!
46280,"You have the blessing of r/hydrohomies

Good luck!!",Another hydro homie in the wild! Have some water bro!,Apparently we're not good enough but I'll drink to you homie!
46281,"Alright, I'm going to drink only water every day for this next week. Wish me luck! Extra details in the post.","hey, join r/hydrohomies
perfect subreddit if you wanna keep going. doing this since a month.",I was looking for a comment mentioning that sub! They’d love this post 😂
46282,"hey, join r/hydrohomies
perfect subreddit if you wanna keep going. doing this since a month.",I was looking for a comment mentioning that sub! They’d love this post 😂,"of course, and, remember to drink water and stay hdyrated!"
46283,"hey, join r/hydrohomies
perfect subreddit if you wanna keep going. doing this since a month.",I was looking for a comment mentioning that sub! They’d love this post 😂,"I've been subbed to hydrohomies for a couple months now, why i havent visited it more idk lol"
46284,"Alright, I'm going to drink only water every day for this next week. Wish me luck! Extra details in the post.",WISH YOU LUCK 😁😁,Thank you! How wholesome! :}
46285,WISH YOU LUCK 😁😁,Thank you! How wholesome! :},😁😁😄
46286,"Alright, I'm going to drink only water every day for this next week. Wish me luck! Extra details in the post.","when you’re in the store and see soda prices, water is cheaper. keep that in mind.","Thank you!Noted! I'm always up for saving a dime, so this will help!"
46287,"when you’re in the store and see soda prices, water is cheaper. keep that in mind.","Thank you!Noted! I'm always up for saving a dime, so this will help!","same with fast food, water cups are the shit"
46288,"Thank you!Noted! I'm always up for saving a dime, so this will help!","same with fast food, water cups are the shit",Hella!
46289,"I can sing my girlfriend to sleep, and it just makes me so happy that I can. Any of you with a similar ""superpower""?","So what you're saying is that if you were a pokemon, you'd be a clefairy? Nice",Jigglypuff*
46290,"So what you're saying is that if you were a pokemon, you'd be a clefairy? Nice",Jigglypuff*,Hubby just told me that they are both capable of learning sing so there's that.
46291,Jigglypuff*,Hubby just told me that they are both capable of learning sing so there's that.,"He's not wrong, just that in the show, it was always Jigglypuff putting people to sleep."
46292,It’s 7am. I’m snuggled up on the couch in my pajamas while my boyfriend makes us pancakes. Life is happy.,"In a few months we get to hear about your break up and you crying.

Enjoy it while it lasts",What?? Why would you say that?
46293,"In a few months we get to hear about your break up and you crying.

Enjoy it while it lasts",What?? Why would you say that?,"Misery wants company, apparently."
46294,It’s 7am. I’m snuggled up on the couch in my pajamas while my boyfriend makes us pancakes. Life is happy.,"In a few months we get to hear about your break up and you crying.

Enjoy it while it lasts",I’m sorry that you’ve been hurt before. I’m sure you’ll find your pancake person someday.
46295,"In a few months we get to hear about your break up and you crying.

Enjoy it while it lasts",I’m sorry that you’ve been hurt before. I’m sure you’ll find your pancake person someday.,"""Pancake person."" I love this. It works on so many levels."
46296,"Anyone want to talk about anything going on, I’m bored....",I got a new MacBook Pro today!!!!!!!,Awesome!!! What year?
46297,I got a new MacBook Pro today!!!!!!!,Awesome!!! What year?,The most current one for 256 gb
46298,Awesome!!! What year?,The most current one for 256 gb,Awesome! That’s so cool.
46299,"Anyone want to talk about anything going on, I’m bored....","Just watched the last episode of The Office.

Favorite character is Dwight.","Dwight is awesome!

Bears

Beets

Battlestar galagtica"
46300,"Just watched the last episode of The Office.

Favorite character is Dwight.","Dwight is awesome!

Bears

Beets

Battlestar galagtica","It was my second time, but it felt like the first. 

Bu Dum Tiss"
46301,"Dwight is awesome!

Bears

Beets

Battlestar galagtica","It was my second time, but it felt like the first. 

Bu Dum Tiss",Lmao.
46302,"Saw a back to school ad on tv and immediately felt anxiety, until realizing I graduated years ago.",I STILL have nightmares of project deadlines coming up and I graduated almost 10 years ago 😫,Now I just have stress-induced nightmares about project deadlines at my job. It never ends.
46303,I STILL have nightmares of project deadlines coming up and I graduated almost 10 years ago 😫,Now I just have stress-induced nightmares about project deadlines at my job. It never ends.,Lol yeah project deadlines are probably the most realistic part of the school experience..
46304,"Saw a back to school ad on tv and immediately felt anxiety, until realizing I graduated years ago.",I'm still having dreams of school and reminding me of how close school is.,I used to have those yeah especially the week before class would start.
46305,I'm still having dreams of school and reminding me of how close school is.,I used to have those yeah especially the week before class would start.,I have these kinds of dreams sprinkled throughout the summer
46306,"Saw a back to school ad on tv and immediately felt anxiety, until realizing I graduated years ago.","I still get a anxiety when I hear the phrase “PowerPoint presentation.” 
*shudder*","Lol oh yes for sure. Another one for me is ""Group Project"""
46307,"I still get a anxiety when I hear the phrase “PowerPoint presentation.” 
*shudder*","Lol oh yes for sure. Another one for me is ""Group Project""","""..find a partner..."""
46308,"Lol oh yes for sure. Another one for me is ""Group Project""","""..find a partner...""",And then you end up being put in a group where it's awkward lol oh man I'm getting flashbacks
46309,"Saw a back to school ad on tv and immediately felt anxiety, until realizing I graduated years ago.",Nothing matches the sheer pain of knowing you go back to school early August,Especially if you know ppl who don't have to go back til September/after labor day.
46310,Nothing matches the sheer pain of knowing you go back to school early August,Especially if you know ppl who don't have to go back til September/after labor day.,Seriously. Why does it start so early in some places?
46311,Let's start a compliment chain! You comment something you like about yourself and then reply with a compliment to someone else! :) Let's put some positivity into Reddit today,I like my hair,I scanned your profile and you seem like you would be hilarious
46312,I like my hair,I scanned your profile and you seem like you would be hilarious,And you seem like a genuinly nice person
46313,I scanned your profile and you seem like you would be hilarious,And you seem like a genuinly nice person,Thank you
46314,And you seem like a genuinly nice person,Thank you,You're Welcome
46315,I’m a 21 year old guy who just got promoted to the assistant manager position at Target!,"Congrats , thats awesome, how much is the pay now ?",I’m currently making ~65K/yr as the training (third highest) manager.
46316,"Congrats , thats awesome, how much is the pay now ?",I’m currently making ~65K/yr as the training (third highest) manager.,Guess I'll start working at target
46317,"Congrats , thats awesome, how much is the pay now ?",I’m currently making ~65K/yr as the training (third highest) manager.,"Are you serious?! In what state, if you don’t mind me asking?"
46318,I’m a 21 year old guy who just got promoted to the assistant manager position at Target!,Congratulations! I hope you one day you become a real manger!,Thank You. Me too!
46319,Congratulations! I hope you one day you become a real manger!,Thank You. Me too!,Have a good day :)
46320,I finally told someone IRL how I truly felt and now am getting a therapist,"Congratulations.

Catharsis is reinvigorating.",Lmao rip
46321,"Congratulations.

Catharsis is reinvigorating.",Lmao rip,Do you journal?
46322,Lmao rip,Do you journal?,I do not
46323,I finally told someone IRL how I truly felt and now am getting a therapist,"Have you heard of, or read a book called: ""It's kind of a funny story"" by Ned Vizzini?",Never have
46324,"Have you heard of, or read a book called: ""It's kind of a funny story"" by Ned Vizzini?",Never have,Check it out! It deals with the themes that you have going on- it's absolutely wonderful!
46325,I finally told someone IRL how I truly felt and now am getting a therapist,Are you 17 years old or are you 16 years old with a birthday coming up?,17 and turning 18 in September 2019
46326,Are you 17 years old or are you 16 years old with a birthday coming up?,17 and turning 18 in September 2019,On the 11th?
46327,17 and turning 18 in September 2019,On the 11th?,Nope
46328,On the 11th?,Nope,That would have been crazy tho
46329,It's Friday! You made it through the week!,I work today tomorrow and Sunday lol,"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I used to work like every weekend, it was terrible."
46330,I work today tomorrow and Sunday lol,"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I used to work like every weekend, it was terrible.",Best part is it’s for 8.25/hr and no benefits
46331,"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I used to work like every weekend, it was terrible.",Best part is it’s for 8.25/hr and no benefits,We all start some where! You'd be surprised where life takes you with a little hardwork.
46332,Best part is it’s for 8.25/hr and no benefits,We all start some where! You'd be surprised where life takes you with a little hardwork.,Sure if I was 17. I’m 31
46333,We all start some where! You'd be surprised where life takes you with a little hardwork.,Sure if I was 17. I’m 31,I'm sorry :(
46334,Sure if I was 17. I’m 31,I'm sorry :(,31 with a bachelors degree lol. Gotta love America lol
46335,It's Friday! You made it through the week!,I've got a full weekend with my husband! First one since our wedding. Time to... relax I guess?,When did you get married?
46336,I've got a full weekend with my husband! First one since our wedding. Time to... relax I guess?,When did you get married?,June 9th!
46337,When did you get married?,June 9th!,That's a long time without a weekend to relax! But congrats!!
46338,I haven't smoked weed in a month and a half after smoking basically every day for 5 years.,"Congrats man, I quit a couple years ago and I’ve never looked back","What was your reason for quitting, bud?"
46339,"Congrats man, I quit a couple years ago and I’ve never looked back","What was your reason for quitting, bud?",Just got sick of not doing anything.
46340,"What was your reason for quitting, bud?",Just got sick of not doing anything.,"Fucking SAME, brother."
46341,Just got sick of not doing anything.,"Fucking SAME, brother.","Sadly I do miss it, but I know I’m better for moving on"
46342,"Fucking SAME, brother.","Sadly I do miss it, but I know I’m better for moving on","Do you ever indulge, man? Like once in a blue moon?"
46343,I deactivated Facebook and am amazed that I don't miss it at all!,I'm finding Reddit to be more of a time suck. But a good time suck.,Ha! I will try not to let Reddit become my new FB!
46344,I'm finding Reddit to be more of a time suck. But a good time suck.,Ha! I will try not to let Reddit become my new FB!,Less drama here.
46345,Ha! I will try not to let Reddit become my new FB!,Less drama here.,Too right!
46346,I deactivated Facebook and am amazed that I don't miss it at all!,I'm finding Reddit to be more of a time suck. But a good time suck.,Yh I actually enjoy using it because it’s very interactive
46347,I'm finding Reddit to be more of a time suck. But a good time suck.,Yh I actually enjoy using it because it’s very interactive,Yh &lt;--- Is this a Reddit-ism or a typo? (Newbie here!)
46348,Yh I actually enjoy using it because it’s very interactive,Yh &lt;--- Is this a Reddit-ism or a typo? (Newbie here!),Typo my bad .I was talking about reddit
46349,For once I'm handling all my sh*t like an adult!,👏 GO 👏 YOU,"Mentally I'm replacing each instance of 👏 with fuck, lol"
46350,👏 GO 👏 YOU,"Mentally I'm replacing each instance of 👏 with fuck, lol","Mentally I'm replacing each instance of fuck with fuck, lol"
46351,"Mentally I'm replacing each instance of 👏 with fuck, lol","Mentally I'm replacing each instance of fuck with fuck, lol","Mentally I'm fucking each fuck of fuck with fuck, fuck"
46352,"Mentally I'm replacing each instance of fuck with fuck, lol","Mentally I'm fucking each fuck of fuck with fuck, fuck","Fucking I'm fucking fuck fuck of fuck fuck fuck, fuck"
46353,"Mentally I'm fucking each fuck of fuck with fuck, fuck","Fucking I'm fucking fuck fuck of fuck fuck fuck, fuck",r/increasinglyfucked
46354,"Fucking I'm fucking fuck fuck of fuck fuck fuck, fuck",r/increasinglyfucked,r/fuckfuckfuckfuck
46355,r/increasinglyfucked,r/fuckfuckfuckfuck,r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor
46356,"Mentally I'm fucking each fuck of fuck with fuck, fuck","Fucking I'm fucking fuck fuck of fuck fuck fuck, fuck",Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck motherfuck motherfuck motherfuck fuck noise noise noise
46357,"Mentally I'm replacing each instance of 👏 with fuck, lol","Mentally I'm replacing each instance of fuck with fuck, lol","Mentally, from now I plan to replace every Fuck with a 👏"
46358,👏 GO 👏 YOU,"Mentally I'm replacing each instance of 👏 with fuck, lol","#fuck go, fuck you"
46359,👏 GO 👏 YOU,"Mentally I'm replacing each instance of 👏 with fuck, lol",fuck GO fuck YOU
46360,For once I'm handling all my sh*t like an adult!,👏 GO 👏 YOU,What I love about ravioli tbh is all the orgasms
46361,👏 GO 👏 YOU,What I love about ravioli tbh is all the orgasms,same
46362,👏 GO 👏 YOU,What I love about ravioli tbh is all the orgasms,I've clearly not been eating the right kind of ravioli
46363,👏 GO 👏 YOU,What I love about ravioli tbh is all the orgasms,Where are you putting the ravioli?
46364,What I love about ravioli tbh is all the orgasms,Where are you putting the ravioli?,Not in their mouth
46365,What I love about ravioli tbh is all the orgasms,Where are you putting the ravioli?,[removed]
46366,For once I'm handling all my sh*t like an adult!,I am happy for you. Keep it up.,Yes! Next step: making real money and saving ✓
46367,I am happy for you. Keep it up.,Yes! Next step: making real money and saving ✓,"Do it, you da man/woman."
46368,I am happy for you. Keep it up.,Yes! Next step: making real money and saving ✓,Stonks
46369,Yes! Next step: making real money and saving ✓,Stonks,Stonks
46370,I am happy for you. Keep it up.,Yes! Next step: making real money and saving ✓,👏
46371,I am happy for you. Keep it up.,Yes! Next step: making real money and saving ✓,Check out r/daveramsey if you’re unfamiliar with him.  Wish I found him earlier in life.
46372,For once I'm handling all my sh*t like an adult!,"Weird flex, but ok",Shut up meatball
46373,"Weird flex, but ok",Shut up meatball,That ain't no normal meatball.
46374,Shut up meatball,That ain't no normal meatball.,"It's meatball-dearest! 

""No more wire meat hooks!"""
46375,For once I'm handling all my sh*t like an adult!,What kind of internship?,I intern at a Neuroscience lab!
46376,What kind of internship?,I intern at a Neuroscience lab!,That’s awesome!
46377,"I purchased some candy today, and I was wondering what your favorite candy/flavors are! More information down below!",Black licorice. My 3yr old daughter loves em. Always steals my good n plenty.,How cute!
46378,Black licorice. My 3yr old daughter loves em. Always steals my good n plenty.,How cute!,What's your favorite candy to eat... on wednesday?
46379,How cute!,What's your favorite candy to eat... on wednesday?,***pop rocks***
46380,What's your favorite candy to eat... on wednesday?,***pop rocks***,Better than rock candy.
46381,***pop rocks***,Better than rock candy.,***E V E N.    B E T T E R***
46382,"I purchased some candy today, and I was wondering what your favorite candy/flavors are! More information down below!",Pop Rocks,Which flavor?
46383,Pop Rocks,Which flavor?,"Definitely Cherry, extra points if it’s the gun kind"
46384,Which flavor?,"Definitely Cherry, extra points if it’s the gun kind",Gun kind?
46385,"Definitely Cherry, extra points if it’s the gun kind",Gun kind?,"I meant to say “gum”, I believe they’re called “Pop Rock Crackling Gum”."
46386,Gun kind?,"I meant to say “gum”, I believe they’re called “Pop Rock Crackling Gum”.",Cool! I didn't know that existed!
46387,"So, what type of music do you guys listen to?","Psychedelic rock, folk rock and blues!!",I have never heard of Psychedelic rock. Seems interesting.
46388,"Psychedelic rock, folk rock and blues!!",I have never heard of Psychedelic rock. Seems interesting.,Psychedelic rock is basically any rock that makes you feel like you're on something haha
46389,"So, what type of music do you guys listen to?","Edm.

I have a playlist on my Spotify list. It's going alright.",Nice. What are your favorite artists?
46390,"Edm.

I have a playlist on my Spotify list. It's going alright.",Nice. What are your favorite artists?,"Marshmello. San holo. Alan walker for while, but I feel like some of his music are too similar."
46391,Nice. What are your favorite artists?,"Marshmello. San holo. Alan walker for while, but I feel like some of his music are too similar.",I actually used to listen to San Holo a while back. His style is really unique.
46392,"So, what type of music do you guys listen to?",I recently discovered synthwave which I'm pretty into right now,"Cool. Not sure if I heard of it, but will chevk it out. What artists do you listen to the most?"
46393,I recently discovered synthwave which I'm pretty into right now,"Cool. Not sure if I heard of it, but will chevk it out. What artists do you listen to the most?",Its like 80s electric whatever. Try the songs tech noir and fly for your life by gunship.
46394,"Cool. Not sure if I heard of it, but will chevk it out. What artists do you listen to the most?",Its like 80s electric whatever. Try the songs tech noir and fly for your life by gunship.,Thanks for the recommendations. It's interesting. Great for relaxing.
46395,"If your socks are dry right now, take a second to be thankful",It's 40 degrees in my country right now. *Dry* is becoming a very relative concept.,"Degrees centigrade, I'm guessing. Which country, if you don't mind saying?"
46396,It's 40 degrees in my country right now. *Dry* is becoming a very relative concept.,"Degrees centigrade, I'm guessing. Which country, if you don't mind saying?",Netherlands. Degrees Celsius indeed!
46397,Just a physically disabled girl looking for friends,Hello!,Hi Creamy Thunder 😁
46398,Hello!,Hi Creamy Thunder 😁,Sick name eh? 😂
46399,Just a physically disabled girl looking for friends,My name might put you off but im a regular guy! Hows ot going? 😅,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You're awesome! I'm doing good 😁
46400,My name might put you off but im a regular guy! Hows ot going? 😅,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You're awesome! I'm doing good 😁,❤❤
46401,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You're awesome! I'm doing good 😁,❤❤,Your username is funny to me
46402,❤❤,Your username is funny to me,Bruh i just want ass 😂😂😂😂🤠
46403,Your username is funny to me,Bruh i just want ass 😂😂😂😂🤠,Lol Omg 😝
46404,Bruh i just want ass 😂😂😂😂🤠,Lol Omg 😝,😭😭
46405,Your username is funny to me,Bruh i just want ass 😂😂😂😂🤠,What's a man gotta do to get some ass
46406,Bruh i just want ass 😂😂😂😂🤠,What's a man gotta do to get some ass,"You'd think make an account called ""pm me ur ass"" but i havent had any luck"
46407,Just a physically disabled girl looking for friends,Hey how's it going?,I'm alright ... How are you?
46408,Hey how's it going?,I'm alright ... How are you?,"I'm doing alright thanks, how's your day/night going?"
46409,I'm alright ... How are you?,"I'm doing alright thanks, how's your day/night going?",My night is going good. Technically it's about to be morning (12am)
46410,"I'm doing alright thanks, how's your day/night going?",My night is going good. Technically it's about to be morning (12am),"Ah same here, would you consider yourself a night person or  are you unable to sleep tonight?"
46411,My night is going good. Technically it's about to be morning (12am),"Ah same here, would you consider yourself a night person or  are you unable to sleep tonight?",A night person. I'm too addicted to my phone to sleep at a reasonable hour lol
46412,Just a physically disabled girl looking for friends,Do you like human mythology and music?,I don't know what you mean by human mythology but I love music lol
46413,Do you like human mythology and music?,I don't know what you mean by human mythology but I love music lol,Ooooh who's your favourite artist?
46414,Just a physically disabled girl looking for friends,hey gurl what’s favourite music?,I like hip-hop ☺️
46415,hey gurl what’s favourite music?,I like hip-hop ☺️,Old or new?
46416,Just a physically disabled girl looking for friends,"I hope you don't mind me asking, what is your disability?",I don't mind at all ☺️ It's called Spina Bifida
46417,"I hope you don't mind me asking, what is your disability?",I don't mind at all ☺️ It's called Spina Bifida,"Lower back?

Is it like paralysis or more like inability to control?"
46418,I don't mind at all ☺️ It's called Spina Bifida,"Lower back?

Is it like paralysis or more like inability to control?",I have a weak back and I cannot walk without support of crutches
46419,I’m no longer a homeless Veteran!,That's awesome! I'm so happy for you.  :),Yee Yee! I just moved all my stuff in today.  I’m pooped.
46420,That's awesome! I'm so happy for you.  :),Yee Yee! I just moved all my stuff in today.  I’m pooped.,"Isn't it great though?:)
I always loved that feeling when I would move into a new place."
46421,Yee Yee! I just moved all my stuff in today.  I’m pooped.,"Isn't it great though?:)
I always loved that feeling when I would move into a new place.",It’s home.  There’s a fly that moved in with me and this asshole has got to die...brb
46422,"Isn't it great though?:)
I always loved that feeling when I would move into a new place.",It’s home.  There’s a fly that moved in with me and this asshole has got to die...brb,Lol :) it just likes you.
46423,I’m no longer a homeless Veteran!,That’s awesome!! Keep it up and thanks for your service!! The tigers suck now btw,Well my Braves are slumping since the ASB.  We just dropped two games to the Royals...😳
46424,That’s awesome!! Keep it up and thanks for your service!! The tigers suck now btw,Well my Braves are slumping since the ASB.  We just dropped two games to the Royals...😳,GO CARDS!!!
46425,Well my Braves are slumping since the ASB.  We just dropped two games to the Royals...😳,GO CARDS!!!,Get outa heeeea! 😀
46426,That’s awesome!! Keep it up and thanks for your service!! The tigers suck now btw,Well my Braves are slumping since the ASB.  We just dropped two games to the Royals...😳,"It's ok, football season is almost upon us.  Go Dawgs!"
46427,I’m no longer a homeless Veteran!,Thank you. For the post. For offering to talk.,Well let’s talk!  Hotdog with ketchup...is it a sin?
46428,Thank you. For the post. For offering to talk.,Well let’s talk!  Hotdog with ketchup...is it a sin?,"It is, but I think we are all given indulgence for eating Hot Dogs."
46429,I’m no longer a homeless Veteran!,Ooh-rah from this Marine. Glad your shit is getting sorted.,Send me some crayons good sir.  What color tastes best?
46430,Ooh-rah from this Marine. Glad your shit is getting sorted.,Send me some crayons good sir.  What color tastes best?,Yes.
46431,Send me some crayons good sir.  What color tastes best?,Yes.,Whale oil beef hooked.  I like it.
46432,I’m no longer a homeless Veteran!,"If we're gonna talk about baseball, the red socks are the best no doubt about it",Fenway is pretty sweet.  Your vicinity to NY means I hate you both.  🧂
46433,"If we're gonna talk about baseball, the red socks are the best no doubt about it",Fenway is pretty sweet.  Your vicinity to NY means I hate you both.  🧂,Yankees are over-rated anyways.
46434,I’m no longer a homeless Veteran!,Be happy and take care my man!,Always happy.  Promise you’ll do the same?
46435,Be happy and take care my man!,Always happy.  Promise you’ll do the same?,I surely will! :)
46436,I’m no longer a homeless Veteran!,"I just want to give you the biggest hug! Congrats, and keep that positive outlook!",Where you at homie?  I’m coming to you for that hug.  Hugs are so underrated.
46437,"I just want to give you the biggest hug! Congrats, and keep that positive outlook!",Where you at homie?  I’m coming to you for that hug.  Hugs are so underrated.,Central Ohio. Come on over and we’ll hug it out!
46438,I’m no longer a homeless Veteran!,Yay! Go Braves!,NMHTBDITMAIIPC!!!!
46439,Yay! Go Braves!,NMHTBDITMAIIPC!!!!,Huh?
46440,NMHTBDITMAIIPC!!!!,Huh?,[deleted]
46441,I’m no longer a homeless Veteran!,What’s your favorite mlb team,Chop Chop!
46442,What’s your favorite mlb team,Chop Chop!,Ah.
46443,I hugged the pizza delivery guy. Because he needed it.,"So i cried reading this, this is amazing. You are amazing.","No, you're amazing!  Chin up!"
46444,"So i cried reading this, this is amazing. You are amazing.","No, you're amazing!  Chin up!",Thank you for sharing your story - Reading this was a great way to start my day.
46445,"No, you're amazing!  Chin up!",Thank you for sharing your story - Reading this was a great way to start my day.,You're very welcome.  I hope the rest of your day goes wonderfully.
46446,I hugged the pizza delivery guy. Because he needed it.,Bro. This shit brought a tear to my eye. I wish someone would notice my pain and do this.,Virtual hug in the meantime? *HUUUUG*
46447,Bro. This shit brought a tear to my eye. I wish someone would notice my pain and do this.,Virtual hug in the meantime? *HUUUUG*,Cuddle puddle!
46448,Virtual hug in the meantime? *HUUUUG*,Cuddle puddle!,"Cuddle puddle, group hug too because life is short."
46449,Bro. This shit brought a tear to my eye. I wish someone would notice my pain and do this.,Virtual hug in the meantime? *HUUUUG*,Group huuuuuug
46450,Virtual hug in the meantime? *HUUUUG*,Group huuuuuug,You get a hug and you get a hug and you get a hug EVERYBODY GETS A HUG!! :D
46451,I hugged the pizza delivery guy. Because he needed it.,Man that pizza must've had loads of onions cause my eyes be crying like crazy,It was an onion pizza with onion sauce on a onion crust with extra onions.
46452,Man that pizza must've had loads of onions cause my eyes be crying like crazy,It was an onion pizza with onion sauce on a onion crust with extra onions.,KNEW it
46453,I hugged the pizza delivery guy. Because he needed it.,"Perhaps his boyfriend simply turned into the moon.

Still rough though, buddy.","I never knew sokka was gay

Or that uway was a guy"
46454,"Perhaps his boyfriend simply turned into the moon.

Still rough though, buddy.","I never knew sokka was gay

Or that uway was a guy",references don't need to match 100%...
46455,"I never knew sokka was gay

Or that uway was a guy",references don't need to match 100%...,Good enough for me
46456,references don't need to match 100%...,Good enough for me,nice
46457,Good enough for me,nice,Yee
46458,My dad gave me the nicest compliment I've ever received.,He sounds like a really wonderful guy. I’m glad you have him as your dad.,I'm really grateful to have him around :) I owe everything that I have to him.
46459,He sounds like a really wonderful guy. I’m glad you have him as your dad.,I'm really grateful to have him around :) I owe everything that I have to him.,Make sure you tell him! I was blessed to have a great dad like that as well.
46460,He sounds like a really wonderful guy. I’m glad you have him as your dad.,I'm really grateful to have him around :) I owe everything that I have to him.,Are you male or female?
46461,I'm really grateful to have him around :) I owe everything that I have to him.,Are you male or female?,Does it matter? Jeez..
46462,Are you male or female?,Does it matter? Jeez..,"Yes, it does."
46463,Does it matter? Jeez..,"Yes, it does.",why
46464,"Yes, it does.",why,Because it allows me to better understand the context of this conversation.
46465,why,Because it allows me to better understand the context of this conversation.,[removed]
46466,Does it matter? Jeez..,"Yes, it does.",Why?
46467,"Yes, it does.",Why?,Because it allows me to better understand the context of this conversation.
46468,Why?,Because it allows me to better understand the context of this conversation.,What context is there? Their dad paid them a compliment. It’s pretty straightforward.
46469,Because it allows me to better understand the context of this conversation.,What context is there? Their dad paid them a compliment. It’s pretty straightforward.,"Is it father-son bonding or father-daughter bonding, though?"
46470,What context is there? Their dad paid them a compliment. It’s pretty straightforward.,"Is it father-son bonding or father-daughter bonding, though?",What difference does it make?? I really don't understand what the point is lmao.
46471,"Is it father-son bonding or father-daughter bonding, though?",What difference does it make?? I really don't understand what the point is lmao.,"If you ever bonded with your parents, you would know."
46472,What difference does it make?? I really don't understand what the point is lmao.,"If you ever bonded with your parents, you would know.","I have and guess what? It's still bonding, dumbass."
46473,I'm really grateful to have him around :) I owe everything that I have to him.,Are you male or female?,Why the question?
46474,Are you male or female?,Why the question?,I'm just curious.
46475,My dad gave me the nicest compliment I've ever received.,He sounds like a really wonderful guy. I’m glad you have him as your dad.,Completely agreed.
46476,He sounds like a really wonderful guy. I’m glad you have him as your dad.,Completely agreed.,Yep I'm so grateful to have my amazing dad
46477,Completely agreed.,Yep I'm so grateful to have my amazing dad,Great to hear!
46478,My dad gave me the nicest compliment I've ever received.,"Imagine receiving compliments from your dad :')

Take care of your of him, OP.",Lmao imagine ever having a conversation with your dad.
46479,"Imagine receiving compliments from your dad :')

Take care of your of him, OP.",Lmao imagine ever having a conversation with your dad.,Ooof
46480,"Imagine receiving compliments from your dad :')

Take care of your of him, OP.",Lmao imagine ever having a conversation with your dad.,"I had a conversation with him this morning. It was fun, he yelled at me for a bit. Good times."
46481,My dad gave me the nicest compliment I've ever received.,"Imagine receiving compliments from your dad :')

Take care of your of him, OP.",Imagine having a dad.
46482,"Imagine receiving compliments from your dad :')

Take care of your of him, OP.",Imagine having a dad.,Yeah I wish I had a dad
46483,My dad gave me the nicest compliment I've ever received.,"Imagine receiving compliments from your dad :')

Take care of your of him, OP.",r/ihadastroke
46484,"Imagine receiving compliments from your dad :')

Take care of your of him, OP.",r/ihadastroke,"I think he was gonna type ""take care of your dad"" but changed it and forgot to delete some words"
46485,My dad gave me the nicest compliment I've ever received.,My dad's a prick,I'm sorry
46486,My dad's a prick,I'm sorry,It's not your fault
46487,I'm sorry,It's not your fault,Maybe it is
46488,It's not your fault,Maybe it is,It is.
46489,Maybe it is,It is.,“Face palms self”
46490,My dad gave me the nicest compliment I've ever received.,I also have a dad,No freaking way
46491,I also have a dad,No freaking way,I know it is crazy
46492,Let’s ask each other questions,"Also 19F, currently in college, what about you?","Also in college, about to enter 2nd year. Polsci major"
46493,"Also 19F, currently in college, what about you?","Also in college, about to enter 2nd year. Polsci major",I’m a health science major with a minor in health disparities! Pre-pt track! Also 2nd year
46494,"Also in college, about to enter 2nd year. Polsci major",I’m a health science major with a minor in health disparities! Pre-pt track! Also 2nd year,Do you wanna dm me?
46495,Let’s ask each other questions,What do you like to do in your time off?,Comtemplating on everything about life—its existence in general
46496,What do you like to do in your time off?,Comtemplating on everything about life—its existence in general,Reached any conclusions of sorts yet? :)
46497,Comtemplating on everything about life—its existence in general,Reached any conclusions of sorts yet? :),Ignorance is happiness.
46498,Let’s ask each other questions,"F/29 here. Hiiiii, nice to meet you! 

What's your guilty pleasure? 🙃",Some Kpop songs 😂
46499,"F/29 here. Hiiiii, nice to meet you! 

What's your guilty pleasure? 🙃",Some Kpop songs 😂,Some of them *are* pretty good 😅
46500,I'm drunk and I love you.,Can you love me if you don't know me?  Or can you just love me because I don't know you.,I love you regardless :)
46501,Can you love me if you don't know me?  Or can you just love me because I don't know you.,I love you regardless :),Well than I love you person.  I do.  I wish you well!
46502,I'm drunk and I love you.,"Are you still drunk and still love us, after 9 hours?",I'm hungover and still love you!
46503,"Are you still drunk and still love us, after 9 hours?",I'm hungover and still love you!,😄
46504,"Are you still drunk and still love us, after 9 hours?",I'm hungover and still love you!,"Glad to hear it dude, get yourself a bacon sandwich and ride that hangover out, we love you too"
46505,I need to settle a debate,I'll take anything with sugar and milk in it,"*proceeds to make Pepsi with sugar and milk.*

That'll be 5 bucks"
46506,I'll take anything with sugar and milk in it,"*proceeds to make Pepsi with sugar and milk.*

That'll be 5 bucks",Bargain!!!
46507,"*proceeds to make Pepsi with sugar and milk.*

That'll be 5 bucks",Bargain!!!,Lmao ok that actually cracked me up.
46508,I need to settle a debate,Personal preference 😁,Damnit logic has no place in this! :P
46509,Personal preference 😁,Damnit logic has no place in this! :P,😘
46510,Damnit logic has no place in this! :P,😘,P.S. I prefer tea 😁
46511,😘,P.S. I prefer tea 😁,DAMNIT!!!!
46512,P.S. I prefer tea 😁,DAMNIT!!!!,☕☕☕ 🍩🍰
46513,"Bored, have too much time and want to have a good chat with some nice people",I like chatting!,Hello! What do you want to chat about?
46514,I like chatting!,Hello! What do you want to chat about?,"Anything you want, music hobbies etc! I’m good with anything"
46515,"Bored, have too much time and want to have a good chat with some nice people",Cool! I’m free most of the day! Pls talk to me I’m bored lol,Hey! What do you want to chat about?
46516,Cool! I’m free most of the day! Pls talk to me I’m bored lol,Hey! What do you want to chat about?,I’ll PM you!
46517,Hey! What do you want to chat about?,I’ll PM you!,Ok!
46518,"Bored, have too much time and want to have a good chat with some nice people","Hey, how ya feeling?","Pretty good, very warm but pretty good! You?"
46519,"Hey, how ya feeling?","Pretty good, very warm but pretty good! You?","Been feeling good.

Off work today so really taking my time with things."
46520,I just got adopted. As a 24 year old adult. Life is good.,"❤️ I’m not crying. ... I just have a little something in my eyes. 

Congrats on your adoption!","I strongly second this! &lt;3 :)  


Also, OP, are you Finnish?"
46521,"❤️ I’m not crying. ... I just have a little something in my eyes. 

Congrats on your adoption!","I strongly second this! &lt;3 :)  


Also, OP, are you Finnish?",I am now 😎
46522,"I strongly second this! &lt;3 :)  


Also, OP, are you Finnish?",I am now 😎,What were you before?
46523,"❤️ I’m not crying. ... I just have a little something in my eyes. 

Congrats on your adoption!","I strongly second this! &lt;3 :)  


Also, OP, are you Finnish?",wanted to ask the same thing
46524,I just got adopted. As a 24 year old adult. Life is good.,"Dude holy Moses, I was just browsing subreddits and I come across this... anyone got a tissue?",There’s a box on the picture of the table I posted! Lol.
46525,"Dude holy Moses, I was just browsing subreddits and I come across this... anyone got a tissue?",There’s a box on the picture of the table I posted! Lol.,"Thanks dude, hella appreciate it"
46526,I just got adopted. As a 24 year old adult. Life is good.,I think everyone who has read this is crying!😢😢,I hope they’re happy tears! (My pup’s name is momo so I had to comment! haha)
46527,I think everyone who has read this is crying!😢😢,I hope they’re happy tears! (My pup’s name is momo so I had to comment! haha),Happy tears because we are all happy for you! You deserve it!
46528,I just got adopted. As a 24 year old adult. Life is good.,"When you say skating, do you mean figure skating?

Also I’m very happy for you and your family!","Yes! I did figure skating for YEARS. Loved it, still do."
46529,"When you say skating, do you mean figure skating?

Also I’m very happy for you and your family!","Yes! I did figure skating for YEARS. Loved it, still do.",Awesome! I skate too
46530,I just got adopted. As a 24 year old adult. Life is good.,"Wow, That's something out of a movie, really. Congrats!",Right? I should at least make a blog or something.
46531,"Wow, That's something out of a movie, really. Congrats!",Right? I should at least make a blog or something.,Oh damn! That’s actually a great idea! It’ll be cool to see everything that’s happening.
46532,I just got adopted. As a 24 year old adult. Life is good.,"Gg! Congrats on the adoption, also i thought you were your brother lol💙",I've got a manly username I've been told. I just love pot and bowling haha.
46533,"Gg! Congrats on the adoption, also i thought you were your brother lol💙",I've got a manly username I've been told. I just love pot and bowling haha.,lol i thought you were the dude in the chair next to you
46534,Hi,"My greatest wish is that you reply to this comment.
Im praying for you","Hey im here, and thank you for giving us a lot of support."
46535,"My greatest wish is that you reply to this comment.
Im praying for you","Hey im here, and thank you for giving us a lot of support.",Im glad to hear that! Best of luck in your recovery!
46536,Reddit scares me.,"Truly, I can't imagine how anyone manages to receive as many \`karma\` as they do on reddit!","I couldn’t tell ya. I guess they just post at the right time, and in the right places."
46537,"Truly, I can't imagine how anyone manages to receive as many \`karma\` as they do on reddit!","I couldn’t tell ya. I guess they just post at the right time, and in the right places.",I no huh???
46538,"I couldn’t tell ya. I guess they just post at the right time, and in the right places.",I no huh???,I’m sorry? I have a feeling that you’re going somewhere with this that I’m not following.
46539,I no huh???,I’m sorry? I have a feeling that you’re going somewhere with this that I’m not following.,"Haha, no tricx...I was just replying to ur comment! :)"
46540,The perk of being an adult is doing your own grocery shopping. Today I bought a green tea-scented dishwashing liquid and I am very happy.,The downside of being an adult and doing your own grocery shopping is paying for it .__.,For real! some one tell me why are cleaning supplies so expensive?!
46541,The downside of being an adult and doing your own grocery shopping is paying for it .__.,For real! some one tell me why are cleaning supplies so expensive?!,"It's the trinity:

* cheap

* effective

* not very toxic

You only get two out of the three."
46542,The perk of being an adult is doing your own grocery shopping. Today I bought a green tea-scented dishwashing liquid and I am very happy.,"Enjoy the little things. 

It brings you joy so it's important. Joy makes a good life.","Even the most mundane things can bring joy :)

Hope you have a good day!"
46543,"Enjoy the little things. 

It brings you joy so it's important. Joy makes a good life.","Even the most mundane things can bring joy :)

Hope you have a good day!","Thanks, you, too!"
46544,The perk of being an adult is doing your own grocery shopping. Today I bought a green tea-scented dishwashing liquid and I am very happy.,"Enjoy the little things. 

It brings you joy so it's important. Joy makes a good life.",Is this undercover marketing for Joy brand dishwashing liquid
46545,"Enjoy the little things. 

It brings you joy so it's important. Joy makes a good life.",Is this undercover marketing for Joy brand dishwashing liquid,It's not a thing in Germany.
46546,Is this undercover marketing for Joy brand dishwashing liquid,It's not a thing in Germany.,Sssuuuurrreeeee. Got my eyes on u
46547,It's not a thing in Germany.,Sssuuuurrreeeee. Got my eyes on u,Uh-huh.
46548,The perk of being an adult is doing your own grocery shopping. Today I bought a green tea-scented dishwashing liquid and I am very happy.,Wait until you find out that you can have chocolate cake for breakfast...,I've had ice cream for breakfast. It was goooood.
46549,Wait until you find out that you can have chocolate cake for breakfast...,I've had ice cream for breakfast. It was goooood.,I truly hope it was everything you thought it would be! 😁👍🇺🇸
46550,What tea or other warm drink do you like?,Also if you ever say chai tea I'll kick you in the face just our of reflex.,I love me some tea tea
46551,Also if you ever say chai tea I'll kick you in the face just our of reflex.,I love me some tea tea,Aaaaaand boot to the head.
46552,Would you push the button?,Yup. Fuck this world,Why?
46553,Yup. Fuck this world,Why?,End my own suffering in an instant without pain? K I’ll take everything else with me
46554,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Every day above ground is a great day.,"I think caves are neat, some days below ground are great too!"
46555,Every day above ground is a great day.,"I think caves are neat, some days below ground are great too!",I wish I lived near caves but I live in the city
46556,"I think caves are neat, some days below ground are great too!",I wish I lived near caves but I live in the city,Catacombs my man. Or if you're American sewers I guess.
46557,I wish I lived near caves but I live in the city,Catacombs my man. Or if you're American sewers I guess.,What the heck is a catacomb
46558,Catacombs my man. Or if you're American sewers I guess.,What the heck is a catacomb,"Underground cemetery, the walls are made of the deceased. Just look up the catacombs."
46559,I wish I lived near caves but I live in the city,Catacombs my man. Or if you're American sewers I guess.,I hear them sewer pickles are gettin' real rowdy this time of year.
46560,"I think caves are neat, some days below ground are great too!",I wish I lived near caves but I live in the city,Theres an old mineshaft like 50m from my house
46561,I wish I lived near caves but I live in the city,Theres an old mineshaft like 50m from my house,You live in the western States or Canada?
46562,Theres an old mineshaft like 50m from my house,You live in the western States or Canada?,Scotland
46563,Every day above ground is a great day.,"I think caves are neat, some days below ground are great too!",I hear Nutty Putty is great this time of the year!
46564,"I think caves are neat, some days below ground are great too!",I hear Nutty Putty is great this time of the year!,Hi
46565,"I think caves are neat, some days below ground are great too!",I hear Nutty Putty is great this time of the year!,Silly putty is also still cool
46566,Every day above ground is a great day.,"I think caves are neat, some days below ground are great too!",#Everyday is neat too
46567,Every day above ground is a great day.,"I think caves are neat, some days below ground are great too!",i kinda want to live in a cave house at some point
46568,Every day above ground is a great day.,"I think caves are neat, some days below ground are great too!",Caves are awesome!
46569,Every day above ground is a great day.,"I think caves are neat, some days below ground are great too!",Spelunking is awesome!
46570,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Every day above ground is a great day.,Stay healthy and motivated!
46571,Every day above ground is a great day.,Stay healthy and motivated!,Stay sexy and don’t get murdered!
46572,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Every day above ground is a great day.,Not if you're a miner.
46573,Every day above ground is a great day.,Not if you're a miner.,Not sure what you've got against those under 18 having fun...
46574,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Every day above ground is a great day.,Remember that
46575,Every day above ground is a great day.,Remember that,I knew my rent was gon be late about a week ago
46576,Every day above ground is a great day.,Remember that,Missa worlwide
46577,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Every day above ground is a great day.,Is this a Scarface reference?
46578,Every day above ground is a great day.,Is this a Scarface reference?,"No, but this is: Girl like ice cream."
46579,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Nice.,Nice.
46580,Nice.,Nice.,r/nice
46581,Nice.,r/nice,nice
46582,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Nice.,"Noice
🥔"
46583,Nice.,"Noice
🥔",*Ahem* Nice.
46584,"Noice
🥔",*Ahem* Nice.,Nice
46585,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",I’d also accept gold,"I’d like that too, but it’s the least of my worries."
46586,I’d also accept gold,"I’d like that too, but it’s the least of my worries.",my god it worked
46587,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",With each day it gets a little bit easier!,"More or less,"
46588,With each day it gets a little bit easier!,"More or less,",Well since it's leaning towards more nowadays I'll take that as a victory
46589,"More or less,",Well since it's leaning towards more nowadays I'll take that as a victory,Buy yourself a treat. A burger? A pizza? A pie? Make some pudding? Treat yourself.
46590,Well since it's leaning towards more nowadays I'll take that as a victory,Buy yourself a treat. A burger? A pizza? A pie? Make some pudding? Treat yourself.,I will! Time to get myself a screamer :)
46591,Buy yourself a treat. A burger? A pizza? A pie? Make some pudding? Treat yourself.,I will! Time to get myself a screamer :),"&gt; screamer 

What's that? Sounds interesting."
46592,I will! Time to get myself a screamer :),"&gt; screamer 

What's that? Sounds interesting.",It's a slushie with vanilla ice cream in it. Makes it 50x more tasty
46593,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.","Thanks bud, i needed that",Anything for the good hearted.
46594,"Thanks bud, i needed that",Anything for the good hearted.,No YOU are good hearted
46595,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",If an upvote is all I won for surviving the las 24 hrs from hell I want a recount.,I think some Reddit goods is the last thing you need.
46596,If an upvote is all I won for surviving the las 24 hrs from hell I want a recount.,I think some Reddit goods is the last thing you need.,hey something is better than nothing.
46597,I think some Reddit goods is the last thing you need.,hey something is better than nothing.,I suppose so. Treat yourself today.
46598,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.","It's been a rough week, so this was well timed. Thanks.",Hug someone sometime soon.
46599,"It's been a rough week, so this was well timed. Thanks.",Hug someone sometime soon.,"That’s the best remedy there is, great advice!"
46600,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",I upvoted every comment I saw under this post,I am doing so as well!
46601,I upvoted every comment I saw under this post,I am doing so as well!,Another round of upvotes on me!
46602,I am doing so as well!,Another round of upvotes on me!,I'll do the same!
46603,Another round of upvotes on me!,I'll do the same!,Me too!!! Working down the list!
46604,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",I upvoted every comment I saw under this post,It feels good doesn't it?
46605,I upvoted every comment I saw under this post,It feels good doesn't it?,Very good
46606,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",thank you dude. i needed this,"No, thank you. Every response is equally wonderful."
46607,thank you dude. i needed this,"No, thank you. Every response is equally wonderful.","You’re wonderful, OP."
46608,thank you dude. i needed this,"No, thank you. Every response is equally wonderful.","This is just what I needed to read right before bed, thank you."
46609,thank you dude. i needed this,"No, thank you. Every response is equally wonderful.","Ahh, so some Reddit communism it is then."
46610,thank you dude. i needed this,"No, thank you. Every response is equally wonderful.",Hurray for everyone!
46611,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",thank you dude. i needed this,U/madladonreddit love your username
46612,thank you dude. i needed this,U/madladonreddit love your username,r/foundthemobileuser
46613,U/madladonreddit love your username,r/foundthemobileuser,Hihi I even corrected myself but forgot to delete the original comment
46614,r/foundthemobileuser,Hihi I even corrected myself but forgot to delete the original comment,oof
46615,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",thank you dude. i needed this,u/madladonreddit I love your username
46616,thank you dude. i needed this,u/madladonreddit I love your username,ty!
46617,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.","I had a great day today too, thanks.

Please donate my upvote to those in need.","Oh believe me, I have."
46618,"I had a great day today too, thanks.

Please donate my upvote to those in need.","Oh believe me, I have.",lol
46619,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",gimme that sweet sweet karma for making it through a 12 hour concert yesterday,Save me some Grateful Dead tickets
46620,gimme that sweet sweet karma for making it through a 12 hour concert yesterday,Save me some Grateful Dead tickets,I got u fam
46621,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",If you upvote this comment you are big gay,It looks like I’m going to have to live with being the “Big Gay.”
46622,If you upvote this comment you are big gay,It looks like I’m going to have to live with being the “Big Gay.”,bamboozled once again
46623,It looks like I’m going to have to live with being the “Big Gay.”,bamboozled once again,Every time.
46624,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Garlic bread,You’ve tempted me.
46625,Garlic bread,You’ve tempted me.,I’ll have some as well. Sounds good
46626,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",I would do unspeakable things to you if I could.,"Such as...?

I suppose you could type it, you don’t have to say it."
46627,I would do unspeakable things to you if I could.,"Such as...?

I suppose you could type it, you don’t have to say it.","Might have something to do with your Mum, just a guess."
46628,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.","I was feeling suicidal today, this made me smile. Thank you","Smile for someone today, and mean it."
46629,"I was feeling suicidal today, this made me smile. Thank you","Smile for someone today, and mean it.","You're a great person, you know that? We need more people like you"
46630,"I was feeling suicidal today, this made me smile. Thank you","Smile for someone today, and mean it.",Now that's a great suggestion! I never do that anymore!
46631,"I was feeling suicidal today, this made me smile. Thank you","Smile for someone today, and mean it.",You are a magical human being and the world needs more people like you.
46632,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Either get busy living or get busy dying.,Well I'm busy surviving and I hope everyone else is surviving too.
46633,Either get busy living or get busy dying.,Well I'm busy surviving and I hope everyone else is surviving too.,If you ever need someone to talk to I got you!
46634,Well I'm busy surviving and I hope everyone else is surviving too.,If you ever need someone to talk to I got you!,Thank you kind stranger!
46635,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",This just made my day a lot better considering I fractured my wrist yesterday.,"Dang man, hope it heals quickly!"
46636,This just made my day a lot better considering I fractured my wrist yesterday.,"Dang man, hope it heals quickly!",Thanks man. So do I.
46637,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",I barely made it through yesterday. What a shit storm of a day. :(,Yay! You made it through yesterday!
46638,I barely made it through yesterday. What a shit storm of a day. :(,Yay! You made it through yesterday!,I did! :)
46639,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.","I just successfully moved 5,000 miles! Upvote?",I'm so happy for you! Big moves can be hard sometimes so I hope everything went well :)
46640,"I just successfully moved 5,000 miles! Upvote?",I'm so happy for you! Big moves can be hard sometimes so I hope everything went well :),Thanks! It all went according to plan. :)
46641,I'm so happy for you! Big moves can be hard sometimes so I hope everything went well :),Thanks! It all went according to plan. :),That's great!
46642,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.","Remember, you didn't come this far just to give up now. Happy Monday!!!",Hey that was on the intro of L4D! I miss that game! I would pew pew the stress away.
46643,"Remember, you didn't come this far just to give up now. Happy Monday!!!",Hey that was on the intro of L4D! I miss that game! I would pew pew the stress away.,"Was it? Haha cool, I haven't played it. Keep smiling"
46644,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",You are breathtaking! 🙂,So are you!
46645,You are breathtaking! 🙂,So are you!,You are breathtaking too!
46646,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Nice,Nice
46647,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",:),:)
46648,:),:),:)
46649,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.","After the week I had, from the bottom of my heart, thank you. 🖤",I hope next week is 10 times better for you!
46650,"After the week I had, from the bottom of my heart, thank you. 🖤",I hope next week is 10 times better for you!,Thank you! I'm hoping the same!
46651,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",I actually needed this. Yesterday was one if the most stressful days of my life,I hope today you've been able to take a deep breath.
46652,I actually needed this. Yesterday was one if the most stressful days of my life,I hope today you've been able to take a deep breath.,I have. Everything did a 180 yesterday
46653,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",I don’t want an upvote though,Too fucking bad. You don’t get a choice
46654,I don’t want an upvote though,Too fucking bad. You don’t get a choice,r/MadLads
46655,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",It has been a hard time lately :/,I'm sorry. You deserve better.
46656,It has been a hard time lately :/,I'm sorry. You deserve better.,I wish I could say I did.
46657,I'm sorry. You deserve better.,I wish I could say I did.,"Well, I'm going to say you do, and nothing will convince me otherwise."
46658,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",donwvote this pls?,nope
46659,donwvote this pls?,nope,donevote this pls?
46660,nope,donevote this pls?,Nope.
46661,donevote this pls?,Nope.,dowevote this pls now?
46662,Nope.,dowevote this pls now?,Nope.
46663,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Lmao,Happy Cake Day!
46664,Lmao,Happy Cake Day!,Shot
46665,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.","So... What if I went full edgelord and said ""Hitler did nothing wrong"" would you still upvote?",I would upvote so you would have something happy before you rot in hell!
46666,"So... What if I went full edgelord and said ""Hitler did nothing wrong"" would you still upvote?",I would upvote so you would have something happy before you rot in hell!,"Wow! Calm down man, this is just a hypothetical social exercise."
46667,I would upvote so you would have something happy before you rot in hell!,"Wow! Calm down man, this is just a hypothetical social exercise.",Well the answer is the same. I'm Jewish and don't take Hitler jokes lightly.
46668,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",rough day. thanks!,I hope tomorrow is better for you. ❤
46669,rough day. thanks!,I hope tomorrow is better for you. ❤,Thanks! Have a good day you too ❤️
46670,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Even me?,Even you random citizen!
46671,Even me?,Even you random citizen!,Thanks!
46672,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.","10h later, even me? :)",If not him I will
46673,"10h later, even me? :)",If not him I will,Awe :)
46674,"10h later, even me? :)",If not him I will,"Me too, I got you."
46675,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",You’re breathtaking!,NO! YOURE BREATHTAKING.
46676,You’re breathtaking!,NO! YOURE BREATHTAKING.,You’ll be breathtaking! I’ll be breathtaking! We’ll all be breathtaking! It’ll be anarchy!
46677,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",I needed this with how this past week has been. Thank you,I hope next week is a huge improvement for you! You deserve it! :)
46678,I needed this with how this past week has been. Thank you,I hope next week is a huge improvement for you! You deserve it! :),This made my night better. Thank you! I hope next week is amazing for you as well. :)
46679,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Can I have an upvote?,"No, you can have several."
46680,Can I have an upvote?,"No, you can have several.",And also another for you my man.
46681,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Upvote to support the anti-vaxx and flat earth movement,You sir suck but get an upvote.
46682,Upvote to support the anti-vaxx and flat earth movement,You sir suck but get an upvote.,"Also, the moon landing was faked"
46683,You sir suck but get an upvote.,"Also, the moon landing was faked","Pfft, you believe in the moon! Absurd what you sheepeople believe!"
46684,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.","Thanks for the little happiness boost, sometimes it's just what someone needs! :)","This has negative karma, this makes me sad :'("
46685,"Thanks for the little happiness boost, sometimes it's just what someone needs! :)","This has negative karma, this makes me sad :'(",I gotchu
46686,"This has negative karma, this makes me sad :'(",I gotchu,"Still negative, but thanks for trying, an updoot for you"
46687,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Maaaan I appreciate this. I’ve been so down the past couple days.,I hope things get better! :)
46688,Maaaan I appreciate this. I’ve been so down the past couple days.,I hope things get better! :),Thank you ❤️ I hope you’re doing well too
46689,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.","This post has been removed, please don't use this subreddit for social media farming.",Whoa. I guess some people are just toxic?
46690,"This post has been removed, please don't use this subreddit for social media farming.",Whoa. I guess some people are just toxic?,What do you mean by that? I'm talking about the Instagram grabs and all around upvote farming.
46691,Whoa. I guess some people are just toxic?,What do you mean by that? I'm talking about the Instagram grabs and all around upvote farming.,"Alright, I’ll edit it."
46692,What do you mean by that? I'm talking about the Instagram grabs and all around upvote farming.,"Alright, I’ll edit it.","Alright, I'll approve it.
In the future it's generally bad to edit in social media handles."
46693,"Alright, I’ll edit it.","Alright, I'll approve it.
In the future it's generally bad to edit in social media handles.",Thank you for the advice.
46694,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",I can’t stop eating sunflower seeds.,"No, stop it"
46695,I can’t stop eating sunflower seeds.,"No, stop it",I can’t stop I’m literally downing bags a minute.
46696,"No, stop it",I can’t stop I’m literally downing bags a minute.,Stop!!!!
46697,I can’t stop I’m literally downing bags a minute.,Stop!!!!,I can’t!! Please help call 911. (Don’t actually do that)
46698,Stop!!!!,I can’t!! Please help call 911. (Don’t actually do that),I'M ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW! HOLD ON!
46699,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.","Thanks man, this is uplifting to this horrible day",I hope tomorrow is much better for you!
46700,"Thanks man, this is uplifting to this horrible day",I hope tomorrow is much better for you!,:)
46701,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",10 karma gang,11 now
46702,10 karma gang,11 now,"You are a good man, thank you"
46703,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",I'm not a fan of participation trophies.,Have an upvote anyways!
46704,I'm not a fan of participation trophies.,Have an upvote anyways!,Wait no STOP
46705,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",May I please have one positive updoot?,Yes you may.
46706,May I please have one positive updoot?,Yes you may.,Thank you. I have returned the favor.
46707,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Don't upvote this. I didn't do anything to deserve Internet validation today.,"He won't, but I will"
46708,Don't upvote this. I didn't do anything to deserve Internet validation today.,"He won't, but I will",You had ONE JOB-
46709,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",What if I tell you to downvote me,It wouldn’t have any effect.
46710,What if I tell you to downvote me,It wouldn’t have any effect.,Foiled again
46711,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Abortion should be illegal,Everything should be illegal.
46712,Abortion should be illegal,Everything should be illegal.,Thx
46713,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Good luck mate. You really did it this time.,"I’m heading to the top of my game.

Not on Reddit of course."
46714,Good luck mate. You really did it this time.,"I’m heading to the top of my game.

Not on Reddit of course.",F
46715,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",The world needs more people like you! :),I think the world would be under a panic if that was the case.
46716,The world needs more people like you! :),I think the world would be under a panic if that was the case.,Why is that?
46717,I think the world would be under a panic if that was the case.,Why is that?,Have you seen what I look like?
46718,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",This made my day ✨,Why thank you.
46719,This made my day ✨,Why thank you.,You actually upvoted every comment 👀👀!! That's so nice of you
46720,Why thank you.,You actually upvoted every comment 👀👀!! That's so nice of you,Anything for the people.
46721,You actually upvoted every comment 👀👀!! That's so nice of you,Anything for the people.,Aww 🥰! Keep up the great work 👍
46722,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Hello thrre,General Kenobi
46723,Hello thrre,General Kenobi,Thank you so much that actually made my day
46724,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",am i late...,Nice to meet you
46725,am i late...,Nice to meet you,"Thanks very much, i needed that"
46726,Nice to meet you,"Thanks very much, i needed that",You are..?
46727,"Thanks very much, i needed that",You are..?,A random redditor lol
46728,You are..?,A random redditor lol,Fair enough. I’m sure you’re more than a number.
46729,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",I think dogs should vote,I’m not sure animals are sentient.
46730,I think dogs should vote,I’m not sure animals are sentient.,Im not sure most voters are
46731,I’m not sure animals are sentient.,Im not sure most voters are,"Solipsism, it’s possible."
46732,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",I don’t believe you.,Really?
46733,I don’t believe you.,Really?,"I stand corrected. Good on ya, mate."
46734,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Surely not this one,Surely it will.
46735,Surely not this one,Surely it will.,"Have a nice day, cool OP!"
46736,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.","Yesterday was a tough day for me, yes. But do you wanna know *why?*",Why?
46737,"Yesterday was a tough day for me, yes. But do you wanna know *why?*",Why?,*Do you really wanna know?*
46738,Why?,*Do you really wanna know?*,Yes
46739,*Do you really wanna know?*,Yes,Wait here.
46740,Yes,Wait here.,Name checks out
46741,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Life has been rough lately. Validate me with useless internet points please.,On it.
46742,Life has been rough lately. Validate me with useless internet points please.,On it.,You're a gentleman and a scholar. Please enjoy your life.
46743,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.","Oof, i prob missed the train, but ill still upvote a bunch anyway",You're just on time.
46744,"Oof, i prob missed the train, but ill still upvote a bunch anyway",You're just on time.,"Thanks :)
I have really needed a pick me up lately,
Its small, but it goes a long way"
46745,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Try 1000s of comments,Nice try.
46746,Try 1000s of comments,Nice try.,Fuck
46747,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Damn Damn Double Damn\_\_\_Did I miss it?,"No, it’ll have a legacy."
46748,Damn Damn Double Damn\_\_\_Did I miss it?,"No, it’ll have a legacy.",Phew! Thx! How'd ya think of such a *nice* idea?
46749,"No, it’ll have a legacy.",Phew! Thx! How'd ya think of such a *nice* idea?,"You know that scene in Elf, where Buddy goes into the coffee shop and yells at everyone?

That."
46750,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",Upvote me,Sure
46751,Upvote me,Sure,lol nice
46752,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",I don’t think you’ll be able to upvote everyone but this is really nice,Think again.
46753,I don’t think you’ll be able to upvote everyone but this is really nice,Think again.,Over 2k comments? I’m impressed.
46754,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",you’re breathtaking,Oh really?
46755,you’re breathtaking,Oh really?,yes
46756,"Everybody Wins, You get an upvote.",I dare you to not upvote this comment please,Nice try.
46757,I dare you to not upvote this comment please,Nice try.,*Shet*
46758,Working on my English,"Hi, what you have done is admirable.","Aww, thank you!! 💙"
46759,"Hi, what you have done is admirable.","Aww, thank you!! 💙",what would you like to talk about?
46760,"Aww, thank you!! 💙",what would you like to talk about?,"Anything involving music, cats, food, aliens, space hahahs"
46761,what would you like to talk about?,"Anything involving music, cats, food, aliens, space hahahs","OK, Once I saw a musical space cat who was eating aliens as food."
46762,"Anything involving music, cats, food, aliens, space hahahs","OK, Once I saw a musical space cat who was eating aliens as food.","this looks like a Ricky and Morty episode hauahauahauaha
 love it!!"
46763,Who want to play trivia?,In which movie did the character 'Verbal Kint' appear?,The Usual suspects
46764,In which movie did the character 'Verbal Kint' appear?,The Usual suspects,Yep!
46765,Who want to play trivia?,Which Napoleon made the Louisiana purchase?,Strawberry... Or maybe vanilla? ... Nope definitely chocolate!
46766,Which Napoleon made the Louisiana purchase?,Strawberry... Or maybe vanilla? ... Nope definitely chocolate!,That's Neapolitan 😁
46767,Who want to play trivia?,What’s the capital of Bosnia i Herzegovina?,Usually good at capitals but stumped on this one.
46768,What’s the capital of Bosnia i Herzegovina?,Usually good at capitals but stumped on this one.,"I was there yesterday, which is why im asking"
46769,Usually good at capitals but stumped on this one.,"I was there yesterday, which is why im asking",Cool. Vacation/business/live nearby?
46770,"I was there yesterday, which is why im asking",Cool. Vacation/business/live nearby?,In total we walked about 120 km and rafted another 23
46771,Cool. Vacation/business/live nearby?,In total we walked about 120 km and rafted another 23,That sounds pretty cool! Also tiring.
46772,Who want to play trivia?,What’s the capital of Bosnia i Herzegovina?,Sarajevo?
46773,What’s the capital of Bosnia i Herzegovina?,Sarajevo?,"Yus, it was really hot"
46774,Sarajevo?,"Yus, it was really hot",Is it a nice city?
46775,Who want to play trivia?,What was the first music video to be played on MTV Europe?,Thriller by Michael Jackson?
46776,What was the first music video to be played on MTV Europe?,Thriller by Michael Jackson?,Nope
46777,Who want to play trivia?,Which US singer's real name is 'Kathryn Elizabeth Hudson'?,Katy Perry!
46778,Which US singer's real name is 'Kathryn Elizabeth Hudson'?,Katy Perry!,Yep! :-)
46779,How I accidentally learned how to speak English,"Wow, your English is great! I would never guess you weren't a native speaker!",Thanks! It's always nice to receive compliments!
46780,"Wow, your English is great! I would never guess you weren't a native speaker!",Thanks! It's always nice to receive compliments!,I agree. You're definitely fluent.
46781,"Wow, your English is great! I would never guess you weren't a native speaker!",Thanks! It's always nice to receive compliments!,"Great job, man! Learning another language can be hard and you're killing it."
46782,How I accidentally learned how to speak English,I speck English fluently and you still have better grammar then me...,"&gt; I speck English fluently

hmmmm"
46783,I speck English fluently and you still have better grammar then me...,"&gt; I speck English fluently

hmmmm",I hav best speling
46784,How I accidentally learned how to speak English,You could right better papers than 80% of this kids in my grade,Write :’)
46785,You could right better papers than 80% of this kids in my grade,Write :’),Guess I’m apart of the 80% huh
46786,Write :’),Guess I’m apart of the 80% huh,*a part xD
46787,Guess I’m apart of the 80% huh,*a part xD,Fuck english
46788,*a part xD,Fuck english,😂
46789,How I accidentally learned how to speak English,"Wait, Overwatch? You mean the video game?",Yep.
46790,"Wait, Overwatch? You mean the video game?",Yep.,"Yay, Overwatch is helping people learn a lot!"
46791,Yep.,"Yay, Overwatch is helping people learn a lot!","Especially the toxicity, you can learn a lot of words there"
46792,"Yay, Overwatch is helping people learn a lot!","Especially the toxicity, you can learn a lot of words there",I know I learned some bad words there
46793,How I accidentally learned how to speak English,"Yo fam sauce, ur English is dope. Don’t let anyone tell u otherwise, aight?","Now you gotta help me here. Is that Scottish, Aussie, Irish, or what?"
46794,"Yo fam sauce, ur English is dope. Don’t let anyone tell u otherwise, aight?","Now you gotta help me here. Is that Scottish, Aussie, Irish, or what?","AMERICAN!

USA! USA! USA!"
46795,"Now you gotta help me here. Is that Scottish, Aussie, Irish, or what?","AMERICAN!

USA! USA! USA!",Oh
46796,How I accidentally learned how to speak English,So what did you learn about Ireland?,"About Irish history, geography, culture, and a liiitle bit of economy."
46797,So what did you learn about Ireland?,"About Irish history, geography, culture, and a liiitle bit of economy.",Good stuff. Hopefully you can visit us one day :)
46798,"About Irish history, geography, culture, and a liiitle bit of economy.",Good stuff. Hopefully you can visit us one day :),"If the opportunity ever hits me, I'm going!"
46799,I found out last week at work that my Boss’s 17 year old son installed recorders on all of our computers without telling us.,"If you want to pursue this, I'm pretty sure this is illegal in a lot of places.", Ring illegal and being worth pursuing are not the same thing.
46800,"If you want to pursue this, I'm pretty sure this is illegal in a lot of places.", Ring illegal and being worth pursuing are not the same thing.,True. But this sounds like it's both.
46801,I found out last week at work that my Boss’s 17 year old son installed recorders on all of our computers without telling us.,HIPA would like a word with his son...,"I wish they would, honestly."
46802,HIPA would like a word with his son...,"I wish they would, honestly.",oh they absolutely will. That doctor is an idiot for allowing this.
46803,I found out last week at work that my Boss’s 17 year old son installed recorders on all of our computers without telling us.,He is slow and has development issues because he is adopted? Wtf,I absolutely did not say that Sam has developmental issues because he is adopted.
46804,He is slow and has development issues because he is adopted? Wtf,I absolutely did not say that Sam has developmental issues because he is adopted.,Understood
46805,Anyone want to chat for a few hours?,"I like your username.  It's a Fall Out Boy reference, yes?","Haha yes it is, thank you for noticing!"
46806,"I like your username.  It's a Fall Out Boy reference, yes?","Haha yes it is, thank you for noticing!",No problem!  I love Fall Out Boy.
46807,"Haha yes it is, thank you for noticing!",No problem!  I love Fall Out Boy.,Haha same
46808,Starting over at 50. Start my new job tomorrow.,50 is the new 30. You've got this.,This is unbelievably accurate.
46809,50 is the new 30. You've got this.,This is unbelievably accurate.,How so?
46810,This is unbelievably accurate.,How so?,Because you cant retire for 30 more years
46811,How so?,Because you cant retire for 30 more years,"I laughed and feel sad. What have you done,"
46812,50 is the new 30. You've got this.,This is unbelievably accurate.,so i can keep fucking up for another 20 years then? awesome
46813,Starting over at 50. Start my new job tomorrow.,"We have a lot in common. Best of luck, you have this 😁",Thank you
46814,"We have a lot in common. Best of luck, you have this 😁",Thank you,can you let us know how it goes?
46815,Thank you,can you let us know how it goes?,I will
46816,Anyone else uncontrollably bored and alone this afternoon?,Where are you from?,"Liverpool, UK. 

What about yourself?"
46817,Where are you from?,"Liverpool, UK. 

What about yourself?","I'm from meerut,INDIA"
46818,"Liverpool, UK. 

What about yourself?","I'm from meerut,INDIA","I’ve never heard of it, is it a big place?"
46819,"I'm from meerut,INDIA","I’ve never heard of it, is it a big place?","No ,it's not a big place but is a very known  historic place"
46820,Anyone else uncontrollably bored and alone this afternoon?,"Yeah I’m not sure what it is, but been feeling that way for a few days now! Maybe the heat.",Heat...? Where are you from?
46821,"Yeah I’m not sure what it is, but been feeling that way for a few days now! Maybe the heat.",Heat...? Where are you from?,Haha Minnesota. Heat index has been floating around 106 the past week!
46822,I told my best mate about my secret hobby of anime after being embarrassed about it for years. We are watching his first ever episodes tonight!,"Aiden, is that you?",Unfortunately am not. Are you being introduced to anime too?
46823,"Aiden, is that you?",Unfortunately am not. Are you being introduced to anime too?,Not really. I've resisted so far
46824,I told my best mate about my secret hobby of anime after being embarrassed about it for years. We are watching his first ever episodes tonight!,"I mean, Everyone loves jojo",This right here is true
46825,"I mean, Everyone loves jojo",This right here is true,I’m fine with him skipping the openings except the second OP. That’s a masterpiece
46826,This right here is true,I’m fine with him skipping the openings except the second OP. That’s a masterpiece,"In my very humble opinion, all of them are gifts from god"
46827,"I need a new name, stat.","You're not the typical Karen, so more of a Special K?",I LOVE IT
46828,"You're not the typical Karen, so more of a Special K?",I LOVE IT,"Whelp, I've done my good deed for the night"
46829,"You're not the typical Karen, so more of a Special K?",I LOVE IT,Definitely gets my vote.
46830,"I need a new name, stat.","Karen, why did you take the kids away?","Jokes aside, if I ever have a daughter I would like to name her Arya or Aurora"
46831,"Karen, why did you take the kids away?","Jokes aside, if I ever have a daughter I would like to name her Arya or Aurora","I've heard, like, 20 people say they're going to name their daughter Arya."
46832,"Jokes aside, if I ever have a daughter I would like to name her Arya or Aurora","I've heard, like, 20 people say they're going to name their daughter Arya.",I swear the name isn’t inspired by game of thrones. I haven’t even watched a single episode:)
46833,I was called sir/he by two different customers this weekend!,Congrats!! That’s awesome! Wishing you the best of luck in your transition.,Thanks! Now if only it would stop being stupid hot here...
46834,Congrats!! That’s awesome! Wishing you the best of luck in your transition.,Thanks! Now if only it would stop being stupid hot here...,Oh I know it’s so freaking hot where I am too. Thank god for AC
46835,Hey you. Yeah you. Read this.,"Yes, I am. Thank you for this.",That’s what I’m here for :)
46836,"Yes, I am. Thank you for this.",That’s what I’m here for :),"Ahem, read his username..."
46837,Hey you. Yeah you. Read this.,cringe...,Do you have friends?
46838,cringe...,Do you have friends?,yes.
46839,Do you have friends?,yes.,Nice.
46840,yes.,Nice.,Thanks.
46841,Hey you. Yeah you. Read this.,YOU'RE BREATHTAKING!,No......you're breathtaking
46842,YOU'RE BREATHTAKING!,No......you're breathtaking,no u
46843,"I’m bored and have all night to kill, anyone want to chat for several hours?",Hello!,Hi! How are you?
46844,Hello!,Hi! How are you?,Great! Thanks for asking.
46845,"I’m bored and have all night to kill, anyone want to chat for several hours?",I'm just settling down. I'll chat about everything and anything.,"Nice, I like to chat about that. Where should we start?"
46846,I'm just settling down. I'll chat about everything and anything.,"Nice, I like to chat about that. Where should we start?",You're on Reddit and your bf is sitting on the couch. Why? Lol
46847,I really hate how it's difficult to not be poor.,Could you make a go fund me or something? I would donate.,Same here. What's happening to you is bullshit.
46848,Could you make a go fund me or something? I would donate.,Same here. What's happening to you is bullshit.,[removed]
46849,I really hate how it's difficult to not be poor.,Could you make a go fund me or something? I would donate.,"Wow, that's so incredibly kind. Yes, I will."
46850,Could you make a go fund me or something? I would donate.,"Wow, that's so incredibly kind. Yes, I will.",You could panhandle on a street corner as well whilst you're at it
46851,"Wow, that's so incredibly kind. Yes, I will.",You could panhandle on a street corner as well whilst you're at it,"Um, nah.. I'm good. I never could being myself to do that."
46852,You could panhandle on a street corner as well whilst you're at it,"Um, nah.. I'm good. I never could being myself to do that.",Maybe spend less on food you fat fuck
46853,Could you make a go fund me or something? I would donate.,"Wow, that's so incredibly kind. Yes, I will.",I got ya started.
46854,"Wow, that's so incredibly kind. Yes, I will.",I got ya started.,"Well thank you so much! I seriously don't deserve this, but I'm thankful."
46855,Could you make a go fund me or something? I would donate.,"Wow, that's so incredibly kind. Yes, I will.","Do you have a link? Not sure if allowed in this sub, but maybe you could PM?"
46856,I cooked a real meal last night for the first time in my life.,Can you come cook for me too?,omw
46857,Can you come cook for me too?,omw,Lmao
46858,Looking to find a super immersive hobby. Any recommendations?,Have you ever tried playing golf?,No - that could be fun!
46859,Have you ever tried playing golf?,No - that could be fun!,"If you don’t like ball golf, give disc golf a try"
46860,No - that could be fun!,"If you don’t like ball golf, give disc golf a try",Exactly what I was going to comment. Disc golf is far cheaper if you’re low on funds.
46861,"If you don’t like ball golf, give disc golf a try",Exactly what I was going to comment. Disc golf is far cheaper if you’re low on funds.,"And tons more fun,"
46862,How great are online friends?,How have you made these online friends?,Mostly Reddit haha
46863,How have you made these online friends?,Mostly Reddit haha,Gotta love Reddit.
46864,How have you made these online friends?,Mostly Reddit haha,How did Reddit exactly help you ?
46865,How great are online friends?,What's a friend?,F
46866,What's a friend?,F,F
46867,What was something you learned that absolutely shook you to the core?,Turtles breathe out there butt's,What
46868,Turtles breathe out there butt's,What,"I know, cunts are fucked"
46869,What,"I know, cunts are fucked",HAHAHA
46870,What was something you learned that absolutely shook you to the core?,If peanut butter is brown then what color is spinach from a can?,Idk- like a really dark green?
46871,If peanut butter is brown then what color is spinach from a can?,Idk- like a really dark green?,Not you. Someone that can see color.
46872,What was something you learned that absolutely shook you to the core?,When my mother told me she is a convert,To what religion?
46873,When my mother told me she is a convert,To what religion?,Islam
46874,What was something you learned that absolutely shook you to the core?,When my mother told me she is a convert,Did it shock you because it was unexpected?
46875,When my mother told me she is a convert,Did it shock you because it was unexpected?,Yes for a few seconds
46876,I’m proposing to him. Tonight.,Good luck! Post the results! :),I will! Thanks
46877,Good luck! Post the results! :),I will! Thanks,No problem friend. :)
46878,I’m gay. I’ve been in the closet for 29 years. I told my mom and sister tonight and it feels great!,"Congrats bro!!!! You did great!
People have to accept you no matter what",❤️ Thank you! It took a while but atleast I’ve accepted me.
46879,"Congrats bro!!!! You did great!
People have to accept you no matter what",❤️ Thank you! It took a while but atleast I’ve accepted me.,❤❤❤❤
46880,I’m gay. I’ve been in the closet for 29 years. I told my mom and sister tonight and it feels great!,Congratulations! Are you a pitcher or a catcher?,"Thanks, I’m a catcher. I’m also a total catch. 😘

... or so my mom says"
46881,Congratulations! Are you a pitcher or a catcher?,"Thanks, I’m a catcher. I’m also a total catch. 😘

... or so my mom says",Damn that’s hot!
46882,"Thanks, I’m a catcher. I’m also a total catch. 😘

... or so my mom says",Damn that’s hot!,Is it?
46883,Damn that’s hot!,Is it?,Let me come and show you
46884,Is it?,Let me come and show you,Yes please ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
46885,Let me come and show you,Yes please ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),What state are you in
46886,Yes please ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),What state are you in,"Yeah, about that... Sweden."
46887,What’s the story behind your username?,"I’m a Scorpio and I speak Spanish, hence the la, but I prefer the English word for scorpion.",Hello fellow Scorpio that speaks Spanish! We’re best friends now.
46888,"I’m a Scorpio and I speak Spanish, hence the la, but I prefer the English word for scorpion.",Hello fellow Scorpio that speaks Spanish! We’re best friends now.,Hola escorpión(a). Como sabes hablar español?
46889,Hello fellow Scorpio that speaks Spanish! We’re best friends now.,Hola escorpión(a). Como sabes hablar español?,Je ne suis pas hablo english
46890,What’s the story behind your username?,It’s my fake name.,What do you mean by fake name?
46891,It’s my fake name.,What do you mean by fake name?,A name I made up
46892,What’s the story behind your username?,My dumbass didn’t think Reddit was supposed to be mildly anonymous....,RIP
46893,My dumbass didn’t think Reddit was supposed to be mildly anonymous....,RIP,#R I FUCKING P
46894,What’s the story behind your username?,My dumbass didn’t think Reddit was supposed to be mildly anonymous....,F
46895,My dumbass didn’t think Reddit was supposed to be mildly anonymous....,F,#F
46896,F,#F,F (how do big?)
46897,#F,F (how do big?),Pound first. But I think it only works on one line of text
46898,F (how do big?),Pound first. But I think it only works on one line of text,£Like this?
46899,Pound first. But I think it only works on one line of text,£Like this?,I saw you use that euro shit first don’t act slick lmao
46900,£Like this?,I saw you use that euro shit first don’t act slick lmao,":( you said pound in front of it, and I'm really not a smart person"
46901,F (how do big?),Pound first. But I think it only works on one line of text,Thank you!
46902,What’s the story behind your username?,My dumbass didn’t think Reddit was supposed to be mildly anonymous....,Is it possible to change your Reddit username at all?
46903,My dumbass didn’t think Reddit was supposed to be mildly anonymous....,Is it possible to change your Reddit username at all?,Nope lmao
46904,What’s the story behind your username?,Mine is inspired by a roblox creator called TwentyTwoPilots,are you his 14th fan?
46905,Mine is inspired by a roblox creator called TwentyTwoPilots,are you his 14th fan?,Nope it was just the first name avalable on roblox
46906,What’s the story behind your username?,It’s the god of destruction from my home brew D&amp;D campaign.,How do you pronounce it?
46907,It’s the god of destruction from my home brew D&amp;D campaign.,How do you pronounce it?,"Vluh zoo v us

Almost like Mt. Vesuvius"
46908,"Today, 7 years ago, I quit using heroin.",Congrats.  Im having problems with cocaine..  Its very hard to leave it.  Have any tips?,You’ll probably need a drug called Wellbutrin and professional help.
46909,Congrats.  Im having problems with cocaine..  Its very hard to leave it.  Have any tips?,You’ll probably need a drug called Wellbutrin and professional help.,Wellbutrin? Is that for anxiety? Ive really bewn thinking of a live in rehab
46910,"Today, 7 years ago, I quit using heroin.",And here I wanted to try heroin once.,Don't.
46911,And here I wanted to try heroin once.,Don't.,After reading this I definitely won't.
46912,Don't.,After reading this I definitely won't.,That's definitely for the best.
46913,"Today, 7 years ago, I quit using heroin.",Good for you. I'm 5 years clean off meth,Congratulations!
46914,Good for you. I'm 5 years clean off meth,Congratulations!,Thank you
46915,"Yelled at a young driver (17-20?) this morning, on my way to work, to stop texting and driving.",It’s not really illegal in my area. So I can’t justifiably yell at someone for it,[removed]
46916,It’s not really illegal in my area. So I can’t justifiably yell at someone for it,[removed],I mean that extra distraction may be what causes the accident when you fluster him like that
46917,"Hi friends, it’s 2 am and I can’t sleep.",What do you do for work?,I do fraud detections at a major US bank.
46918,What do you do for work?,I do fraud detections at a major US bank.,Is that the new job or the old job? Or both?
46919,I do fraud detections at a major US bank.,Is that the new job or the old job? Or both?,"That’s the old job, my new job will be selling heath insurance."
46920,Is that the new job or the old job? Or both?,"That’s the old job, my new job will be selling heath insurance.",That's cool... Individuals or companies? Why the change?
46921,What do you do for work?,I do fraud detections at a major US bank.,I hadn’t heard that one yet! Cool :)
46922,I do fraud detections at a major US bank.,I hadn’t heard that one yet! Cool :),It’s a cool job. I get to save 80 year olds from Indian tech support scammers. It’s a good time.
46923,"Hi friends, it’s 2 am and I can’t sleep.",I'm feeling ok. Getting late for me too. You still up?,"Yep, still here. Glad to hear your feeling ok."
46924,I'm feeling ok. Getting late for me too. You still up?,"Yep, still here. Glad to hear your feeling ok.","Thanks. :)

You got a favorite music genre?"
46925,"Yep, still here. Glad to hear your feeling ok.","Thanks. :)

You got a favorite music genre?",Sure I usually listen to alternative. My fav band is Brand New
46926,"Thanks. :)

You got a favorite music genre?",Sure I usually listen to alternative. My fav band is Brand New,"I haven't heard of Brand New, at least by name. I'll make sure to go check them out."
46927,Sure I usually listen to alternative. My fav band is Brand New,"I haven't heard of Brand New, at least by name. I'll make sure to go check them out.",Do it :) they are a gift from god.
46928,"I haven't heard of Brand New, at least by name. I'll make sure to go check them out.",Do it :) they are a gift from god.,"Fair enough.

You into sports at all?"
46929,I looked up an old friend and I'm shocked at what I found,I expected this to end far more negatively but happy to be surprised,;)
46930,I expected this to end far more negatively but happy to be surprised,;),"Likewise, and I'm glad to be wrong 😁"
46931,I looked up an old friend and I'm shocked at what I found,I expected this to end far more negatively but happy to be surprised,Fucking buzzfeed title
46932,I expected this to end far more negatively but happy to be surprised,Fucking buzzfeed title,Fucking hate BuzzFeed mate
46933,I looked up an old friend and I'm shocked at what I found,RememberMe! 3 days,"I remind me, not remember me, and I’m not sure if it works on this subreddit."
46934,RememberMe! 3 days,"I remind me, not remember me, and I’m not sure if it works on this subreddit.",You're right omggg ahaha I was thinking about a movie
46935,I looked up an old friend and I'm shocked at what I found,Username somewhat checkes out.,“Somewhat” 😂😂
46936,Username somewhat checkes out.,“Somewhat” 😂😂,?
46937,Anyone from around the world want to check in?,I'm  from Venezuela,"So cool, what time is there rn?"
46938,I'm  from Venezuela,"So cool, what time is there rn?","It's 17:28, I'm leaving my English course rn"
46939,"So cool, what time is there rn?","It's 17:28, I'm leaving my English course rn",If only it was 10 minutes later
46940,"It's 17:28, I'm leaving my English course rn",If only it was 10 minutes later,Why? There's something special 'bout 17:40?
46941,I get weirdly pleased when I get to be the person that raises someone’s post karma from 999 to 1k.,"Keep an eye on me, I am at 890 now :)",925 now.
46942,"Keep an eye on me, I am at 890 now :)",925 now.,"20,549 now."
46943,925 now.,"20,549 now.","20,549! Now."
46944,"20,549 now.","20,549! Now.",I'm seeing this at 6.9k and it's beautiful
46945,I get weirdly pleased when I get to be the person that raises someone’s post karma from 999 to 1k.,"Keep an eye on me, I am at 890 now :)","It’s 169, sorry dude, but I refuse to change that"
46946,"Keep an eye on me, I am at 890 now :)","It’s 169, sorry dude, but I refuse to change that",I'm at 128
46947,I get weirdly pleased when I get to be the person that raises someone’s post karma from 999 to 1k.,"Keep an eye on me, I am at 890 now :)",1186 u really made it
46948,"Keep an eye on me, I am at 890 now :)",1186 u really made it,Woo Hoo!
46949,I get weirdly pleased when I get to be the person that raises someone’s post karma from 999 to 1k.,"i'm at 999 right now, if any of you want to have the honors","if you don't mind, can you send me a picture of you doing it? Thx"
46950,"i'm at 999 right now, if any of you want to have the honors","if you don't mind, can you send me a picture of you doing it? Thx",Maybe upvote my first post
46951,I get weirdly pleased when I get to be the person that raises someone’s post karma from 999 to 1k.,"i'm at 999 right now, if any of you want to have the honors",Looks like you got it!
46952,"i'm at 999 right now, if any of you want to have the honors",Looks like you got it!,thank you!!!!!
46953,I get weirdly pleased when I get to be the person that raises someone’s post karma from 999 to 1k.,"i'm at 999 right now, if any of you want to have the honors",Same
46954,"i'm at 999 right now, if any of you want to have the honors",Same,Done! Enjoy!
46955,Same,Done! Enjoy!,Thank you!
46956,Done! Enjoy!,Thank you!,You’re welcome! 😊
46957,I get weirdly pleased when I get to be the person that raises someone’s post karma from 999 to 1k.,"You know what else is weirdly pleasing?


Giving upvotes to strangers.","Most people on Reddit are strangers to me, so I get that feeling a lot."
46958,"You know what else is weirdly pleasing?


Giving upvotes to strangers.","Most people on Reddit are strangers to me, so I get that feeling a lot.",Same mate.
46959,I get weirdly pleased when I get to be the person that raises someone’s post karma from 999 to 1k.,Isnt that a great feeling till someone ruins it ey,How so?
46960,Isnt that a great feeling till someone ruins it ey,How so?,Well either A) someone upvotes making inmt 1001 or B someone donevotes its making it 998
46961,How so?,Well either A) someone upvotes making inmt 1001 or B someone donevotes its making it 998,Then it's on to the quest for the next round number.
46962,Well either A) someone upvotes making inmt 1001 or B someone donevotes its making it 998,Then it's on to the quest for the next round number.,I'd say the quest to get laid is more fruitful
46963,Then it's on to the quest for the next round number.,I'd say the quest to get laid is more fruitful,"Sure, the quest to make a sandwich is more fruitful."
46964,I get weirdly pleased when I get to be the person that raises someone’s post karma from 999 to 1k.,or 419 to 420,LOL
46965,or 419 to 420,LOL,68 to 69
46966,I get weirdly pleased when I get to be the person that raises someone’s post karma from 999 to 1k.,or 419 to 420,665 to 666
46967,or 419 to 420,665 to 666,yes the real sht
46968,I get weirdly pleased when I get to be the person that raises someone’s post karma from 999 to 1k.,"Keep an eye on me. 5,996",Got you! That was awesome!
46969,"Keep an eye on me. 5,996",Got you! That was awesome!,:o thank you!
46970,Got you! That was awesome!,:o thank you!,You’re welcome!
46971,I get weirdly pleased when I get to be the person that raises someone’s post karma from 999 to 1k.,Huzzah! A man of quality,Hmmm - woman. :)
46972,Huzzah! A man of quality,Hmmm - woman. :),My apologies
46973,Hmmm - woman. :),My apologies,No worries! :)
46974,I get weirdly pleased when I get to be the person that raises someone’s post karma from 999 to 1k.,"Had the opportunity of doing it once, it was really satisfying.",I hope you get to do it again soon!
46975,"Had the opportunity of doing it once, it was really satisfying.",I hope you get to do it again soon!,I hope so too!
46976,I get weirdly pleased when I get to be the person that raises someone’s post karma from 999 to 1k.,"But not the other side of that, I get anxiety when I have to ruin a perfect number of likes 😩",Oh my goodness - why did you have to put that in my head??? LOL
46977,"But not the other side of that, I get anxiety when I have to ruin a perfect number of likes 😩",Oh my goodness - why did you have to put that in my head??? LOL,Lol! Sorry!!
46978,I get weirdly pleased when I get to be the person that raises someone’s post karma from 999 to 1k.,I'll take some karma...,Here you go! 😊
46979,I'll take some karma...,Here you go! 😊,Want some gold? Take two 🏅🏅
46980,Here you go! 😊,Want some gold? Take two 🏅🏅,Thanks! 😊
46981,I get weirdly pleased when I get to be the person that raises someone’s post karma from 999 to 1k.,I just got to do that for the first time!,Yay! Welcome to the club!
46982,I just got to do that for the first time!,Yay! Welcome to the club!,Thank you!
46983,I get weirdly pleased when I get to be the person that raises someone’s post karma from 999 to 1k.,I am at 997 right now. Help a redditor out to reach 1K?,I did what I could! 💖
46984,I am at 997 right now. Help a redditor out to reach 1K?,I did what I could! 💖,Thank you for your help :)))
46985,I did what I could! 💖,Thank you for your help :))),You’re welcome!
46986,I get weirdly pleased when I get to be the person that raises someone’s post karma from 999 to 1k.,I upvoted a YouTube video from 9.9K to 10K. It was probably the greatest moment of my life,You can upvote in YouTube
46987,I upvoted a YouTube video from 9.9K to 10K. It was probably the greatest moment of my life,You can upvote in YouTube,"Snap, I forgot that different sites have different lingo for a minute"
46988,My autistic son was abused by a teacher’s aide,"We really need to stop using ""abused"" as an umbrella term",How was this not abuse?
46989,"We really need to stop using ""abused"" as an umbrella term",How was this not abuse?,"Abuse has a sexual connotation these days, it's an uncleae term"
46990,How was this not abuse?,"Abuse has a sexual connotation these days, it's an uncleae term",Naw.
46991,My autistic son was abused by a teacher’s aide,Wait why did the first lawyer yell at your son? I’m confused,Judging by your comment history you're 12.
46992,Wait why did the first lawyer yell at your son? I’m confused,Judging by your comment history you're 12.,Nice
46993,My autistic son was abused by a teacher’s aide,"I would punch my way through that aid's skull.
She's lucky you're the father...",r/Iamverybadass
46994,"I would punch my way through that aid's skull.
She's lucky you're the father...",r/Iamverybadass,ok.
46995,r/Iamverybadass,ok.,"I get what you are saying &amp; that is the response OP gives?

Now I don't believe the story."
46996,My autistic son was abused by a teacher’s aide,Sounds like your son doesn't belong in public education to me.,"Public education should be for everyone. This is the school’s failing, not the parent’s."
46997,Sounds like your son doesn't belong in public education to me.,"Public education should be for everyone. This is the school’s failing, not the parent’s.",Who said anything about it being the parents fault?
46998,My autistic son was abused by a teacher’s aide,Was this in the news? I think I remember hearing about it.,"It was not. We talked about sending it to the press, but decided not to."
46999,Was this in the news? I think I remember hearing about it.,"It was not. We talked about sending it to the press, but decided not to.",Huh. I heard something very similar then.
47000,What Are You All Having for Lunch Today?,Hot dogs.,Sounds good!
47001,Hot dogs.,Sounds good!,"Yeah, they were pretty good! Roasted onion on top and sauces."
47002,What Are You All Having for Lunch Today?,Just had peanut butter and strawberry jelly.,No bread?
47003,Just had peanut butter and strawberry jelly.,No bread?,"Yes, of course"
47004,No bread?,"Yes, of course",I had a PBJ  yesterday for the first time in awhile and it was delicious. Good choice
47005,What Are You All Having for Lunch Today?,I’ll be having a bread sandwich,A jam sandwich.  Take two pieces of bread and jam em together.
47006,I’ll be having a bread sandwich,A jam sandwich.  Take two pieces of bread and jam em together.,Lol you got me with that one
47007,What Are You All Having for Lunch Today?,Salmon and veggies.,Ooooh good stuff! Prepared any certain way?
47008,Salmon and veggies.,Ooooh good stuff! Prepared any certain way?,Nothing too complex. Just gonna steam the vegetables and bake the salmon.
47009,What Are You All Having for Lunch Today?,Some freezer naan with homemade meatballs,I love homemade meatballs. I'm unfamiliar with naan though.
47010,Some freezer naan with homemade meatballs,I love homemade meatballs. I'm unfamiliar with naan though.,"It’s Indian flatbread! Even the freeEr variety is lovely. Fluffy, but crunchy when grilled."
47011,I love homemade meatballs. I'm unfamiliar with naan though.,"It’s Indian flatbread! Even the freeEr variety is lovely. Fluffy, but crunchy when grilled.",Oh nice! I'll have to try and track some down.
47012,I’m taking my ex-wife and her husband on vacation.,This is just sad,I am so happy I dont have this view of the world
47013,This is just sad,I am so happy I dont have this view of the world,"I know, the person above you is what is actuallly sad. I worry they will never get it."
47014,I am so happy I dont have this view of the world,"I know, the person above you is what is actuallly sad. I worry they will never get it.",I am so happy I don’t have this view of world.
47015,I’m taking my ex-wife and her husband on vacation.,This is just sad,Its actually really fucking cool. I get along with my exwifes new husband pretty well.
47016,This is just sad,Its actually really fucking cool. I get along with my exwifes new husband pretty well.,So do other ex husbands. Do you also buy them tickets to Rome and sh*t?
47017,Its actually really fucking cool. I get along with my exwifes new husband pretty well.,So do other ex husbands. Do you also buy them tickets to Rome and sh*t?,I would if i could.... its ok to say shit👌🏽
47018,This is just sad,Its actually really fucking cool. I get along with my exwifes new husband pretty well.,do you sit in the corner with soylent in your feeder while he fucks her too?
47019,Its actually really fucking cool. I get along with my exwifes new husband pretty well.,do you sit in the corner with soylent in your feeder while he fucks her too?,"We get it. You hate females, anything else?"
47020,Its actually really fucking cool. I get along with my exwifes new husband pretty well.,do you sit in the corner with soylent in your feeder while he fucks her too?,"That's closer to action than you've ever gotten, u/pusymaster"
47021,This is just sad,Its actually really fucking cool. I get along with my exwifes new husband pretty well.,Anyone who knows you laughs about you behind your back. What an embarrassment you are.
47022,Its actually really fucking cool. I get along with my exwifes new husband pretty well.,Anyone who knows you laughs about you behind your back. What an embarrassment you are.,"By your post history, you're a very sad person. I would hate to be you."
47023,Its actually really fucking cool. I get along with my exwifes new husband pretty well.,Anyone who knows you laughs about you behind your back. What an embarrassment you are.,omegalul
47024,I’m taking my ex-wife and her husband on vacation.,This is just sad,Please be a weabo or weebo however you spell it.
47025,This is just sad,Please be a weabo or weebo however you spell it.,Why involve another group in this?
47026,This is just sad,Please be a weabo or weebo however you spell it.,"Fuck no, we don't want it."
47027,I’m taking my ex-wife and her husband on vacation.,This is just sad,Says the  anime fan. You’re a fucking pathetic loser.
47028,This is just sad,Says the  anime fan. You’re a fucking pathetic loser.,[removed]
47029,I’m taking my ex-wife and her husband on vacation.,This is just sad,"No, but you are."
47030,This is just sad,"No, but you are.",No u
47031,I’m taking my ex-wife and her husband on vacation.,This wholesome post cured my depression. Congratulations and good on you.,Saved!
47032,This wholesome post cured my depression. Congratulations and good on you.,Saved!,"Thanks, lol? Do you know why I'm being downvoted, I was trying to be nice."
47033,Saved!,"Thanks, lol? Do you know why I'm being downvoted, I was trying to be nice.","you sounded cringe af

don't try to be nice, do what feels right"
47034,"Thanks, lol? Do you know why I'm being downvoted, I was trying to be nice.","you sounded cringe af

don't try to be nice, do what feels right","Bro you post cringe

You’re gonna loose subscribe"
47035,I’m taking my ex-wife and her husband on vacation.,Beta Male,This is fucking pathetic lmao
47036,Beta Male,This is fucking pathetic lmao,OP or his reply?
47037,This is fucking pathetic lmao,OP or his reply?,OP
47038,I’m taking my ex-wife and her husband on vacation.,Bro get gay and live together.,Exactly
47039,Bro get gay and live together.,Exactly,Username checks out.
47040,I’m taking my ex-wife and her husband on vacation.,I can see from what side of the family the autism comes from,That’s just mean man
47041,I can see from what side of the family the autism comes from,That’s just mean man,Still true lmao
47042,I’m taking my ex-wife and her husband on vacation.,You're cucked and you guys aren't even together anymore. How the hell,I don't understand how you people get so stupid.
47043,You're cucked and you guys aren't even together anymore. How the hell,I don't understand how you people get so stupid.,They keep breeding.
47044,I don't understand how you people get so stupid.,They keep breeding.,Cause they’re not getting cucked like everyone in this thread
47045,I’m taking my ex-wife and her husband on vacation.,You are paying for a dude to go on vacation and fuck your ex wife lmao,The only girls you'll ever see are in all those NSFW subs you visit.
47046,You are paying for a dude to go on vacation and fuck your ex wife lmao,The only girls you'll ever see are in all those NSFW subs you visit.,Hahahahaha haha wittle teenage fortnite gamer is angwy! Loser
47047,The only girls you'll ever see are in all those NSFW subs you visit.,Hahahahaha haha wittle teenage fortnite gamer is angwy! Loser,Go back to r/nipslips
47048,I’m taking my ex-wife and her husband on vacation.,"Are you fucking stupid? No really, are you fucking stupid?",Maybe having an opinion like this is why you post in /r/foreveralone
47049,"Are you fucking stupid? No really, are you fucking stupid?",Maybe having an opinion like this is why you post in /r/foreveralone,He did it to himself.
47050,I’m taking my ex-wife and her husband on vacation.,Pathetic,Do you have something better?
47051,Pathetic,Do you have something better?,Do I?
47052,I’m taking my ex-wife and her husband on vacation.,Are you taking your new significant other too?,Yes
47053,Are you taking your new significant other too?,Yes,Not op?
47054,Yes,Not op?,Yes
47055,Not op?,Yes,Do you have 2 accounts?
47056,I’m taking my ex-wife and her husband on vacation.,Damn that's emasculating..,We found the trailer trash moron.
47057,Damn that's emasculating..,We found the trailer trash moron.,You mad for some raisens?
47058,I’m taking my ex-wife and her husband on vacation.,I hope you can here her husband railing the fuck out of her you dweeb.,Don't you have a game of Fortnite to play?
47059,I hope you can here her husband railing the fuck out of her you dweeb.,Don't you have a game of Fortnite to play?,Nah his parents cut the internet off for him at 7pm so he doesn't miss bedtime.
47060,Don't you have a game of Fortnite to play?,Nah his parents cut the internet off for him at 7pm so he doesn't miss bedtime.,Seething
47061,halfway home wednesday! 5 q's 'cuz we're almost theree,1. The sky is up,hey.
47062,1. The sky is up,hey.,hey.
47063,hey.,hey.,hahah how goes it
47064,halfway home wednesday! 5 q's 'cuz we're almost theree,2. Yes ;),hi.
47065,2. Yes ;),hi.,Hi. It was actually supposed to be 2. Yes
47066,hi.,Hi. It was actually supposed to be 2. Yes,wellllll then
47067,halfway home wednesday! 5 q's 'cuz we're almost theree,"4. fried chicken. 
5. a functioning android capable of independent thought",fried chicken is the besttt
47068,"4. fried chicken. 
5. a functioning android capable of independent thought",fried chicken is the besttt,"definitely! 😬
what's your answer to qn1 ? :b"
47069,fried chicken is the besttt,"definitely! 😬
what's your answer to qn1 ? :b",supppppp
47070,"definitely! 😬
what's your answer to qn1 ? :b",supppppp,haha do you have more questions for today?
47071,supppppp,haha do you have more questions for today?,7dtd?
47072,"Does anyone ever type out a comment on Reddit, and when finishing it, delete it? I do this all the time.",Why not this one?,Pushed the boat out. Why not? (There was a long answer to that question but I deleted it)
47073,Why not this one?,Pushed the boat out. Why not? (There was a long answer to that question but I deleted it),Finally pusehed the boat into the sea where it's meant to be :P
47074,What is a good band name?,Not a Significant Source of Funk,"Eh, bit of a mouthful"
47075,Not a Significant Source of Funk,"Eh, bit of a mouthful",NASSOF if you’re into the whole brevity thing
47076,Not a Significant Source of Funk,"Eh, bit of a mouthful","Then,  
Irrelevant &lt;genre&gt; ?  
Like, Irrelevant Rock"
47077,What is a good band name?,Rockin’ Raptor and His Boys,Haha this would make my bandmates quite upset.
47078,Rockin’ Raptor and His Boys,Haha this would make my bandmates quite upset.,"Ah, females as well?"
47079,Haha this would make my bandmates quite upset.,"Ah, females as well?","No, it’s just sounds like I get all the recognition."
47080,"Ah, females as well?","No, it’s just sounds like I get all the recognition.","Oh I see, how about the Juicy Juicertons"
47081,"No, it’s just sounds like I get all the recognition.","Oh I see, how about the Juicy Juicertons",No
47082,"Oh I see, how about the Juicy Juicertons",No,Frederick and the fredertons
47083,No,Frederick and the fredertons,No
47084,Frederick and the fredertons,No,Lingo bingo and the longo bongo
47085,No,Lingo bingo and the longo bongo,No
47086,What is a good band name?,LynNa,"Sounds nice, is there a meaning behind it?"
47087,LynNa,"Sounds nice, is there a meaning behind it?",Are my friends exs lol
47088,Tell me about the thing you really want to talk about but don't have anyone to talk about it to,My job,Here is something... be happy you had to go to work. Some of us (me) wish we could.
47089,My job,Here is something... be happy you had to go to work. Some of us (me) wish we could.,I’m losing my job soon. That’s part of it.
47090,Here is something... be happy you had to go to work. Some of us (me) wish we could.,I’m losing my job soon. That’s part of it.,Crap. That sucks. But you'll get something better.
47091,Tell me about the thing you really want to talk about but don't have anyone to talk about it to,"That my eyes tear up randomly.

I don't know why.",Oml that shit's the worst! Hope you spontaneously get better.
47092,"That my eyes tear up randomly.

I don't know why.",Oml that shit's the worst! Hope you spontaneously get better.,It's not that bad.
47093,Why is everyone on reddit so rude?,you should definitely see what goes on twitter if you think reddit is rude,Twitter is a different kind of rude that I stay away from
47094,you should definitely see what goes on twitter if you think reddit is rude,Twitter is a different kind of rude that I stay away from,omg it is the worst sometimes ugh
47095,you should definitely see what goes on twitter if you think reddit is rude,Twitter is a different kind of rude that I stay away from,"“I can’t Twitter seriously—it’s Twitter!” 
—Dan LeBatard"
47096,Why is everyone on reddit so rude?,Because reddit is full of kids,I've wondered that. Are we all millennials and younger? ;)
47097,Because reddit is full of kids,I've wondered that. Are we all millennials and younger? ;),no
47098,Because reddit is full of kids,I've wondered that. Are we all millennials and younger? ;),No. Some of us not kids
47099,Because reddit is full of kids,I've wondered that. Are we all millennials and younger? ;),Nope!
47100,Because reddit is full of kids,I've wondered that. Are we all millennials and younger? ;),"Yeah, I guess technically. Millennials is a pretty broad age bracket though. Lol"
47101,Why is everyone on reddit so rude?,Because reddit is full of kids,and the fuckers are on my damned lawn.
47102,Because reddit is full of kids,and the fuckers are on my damned lawn.,Those fookers are about to swamp us
47103,Why is everyone on reddit so rude?,"Honest question, how old are you?",30
47104,"Honest question, how old are you?",30,Did you get on Reddit before making an account?
47105,30,Did you get on Reddit before making an account?,Yes..
47106,Why is everyone on reddit so rude?,Welcome to Reddit,Where are the restrooms?
47107,Welcome to Reddit,Where are the restrooms?,Suck it up and hold it kumquat.
47108,Welcome to Reddit,Where are the restrooms?,Squatting in the street is popular.
47109,Why is everyone on reddit so rude?,Anonymity gives people courage.,I don’t know if courage is the right word...
47110,Anonymity gives people courage.,I don’t know if courage is the right word...,Yea you're right.
47111,Why is everyone on reddit so rude?,"Being on reddit, you are automatically somehow better than everyone else.",Sweet! I'm usually worse than everyone else
47112,"Being on reddit, you are automatically somehow better than everyone else.",Sweet! I'm usually worse than everyone else,Hey me too!
47113,Why is everyone on reddit so rude?,Go fuck yourself.,"Noooo shoo, shoo! You're polluting the clean air here."
47114,Go fuck yourself.,"Noooo shoo, shoo! You're polluting the clean air here.",You shoo yourself dum dum
47115,Why is everyone on reddit so rude?,I rather be rude on reddit than real life ..,Be polite in both?
47116,I rather be rude on reddit than real life ..,Be polite in both?,*confusion noises*
47117,Why is everyone on reddit so rude?,Rude = Upvotes,You're literally the only one who answered with that explanation. Kudos
47118,Rude = Upvotes,You're literally the only one who answered with that explanation. Kudos,Wow really?
47119,Anybody feel like they're just floating through life right now?,*waves hand slightly as he floats lazily by*,issa ghost?
47120,*waves hand slightly as he floats lazily by*,issa ghost?,"Oh, spooky."
47121,issa ghost?,"Oh, spooky.","October """"""spooopy"""""""
47122,Does it ever bum you out having such a dry phone?,"Yeah deffo, I’m more or less alone for the time being","I've been too much of an asshole, guess I gotta change how I act, get my shit together."
47123,"Yeah deffo, I’m more or less alone for the time being","I've been too much of an asshole, guess I gotta change how I act, get my shit together.","Bro shit, me too"
47124,Does it ever bum you out having such a dry phone?,This is actually eating me alive. I literally have no one to talk to and it’s driving me insane.,Wanna talk about it?
47125,This is actually eating me alive. I literally have no one to talk to and it’s driving me insane.,Wanna talk about it?,I do. Guess I just don’t know how.
47126,Wanna talk about it?,I do. Guess I just don’t know how.,"I see, well my dms are always open:)"
47127,"Does anyone else goes to the bathroom a couple of times a day to ""rest""?",Lol I used to until I fell asleep in the stall at work one day,can you learn this power?
47128,Lol I used to until I fell asleep in the stall at work one day,can you learn this power?,The dark side of the Xanax are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
47129,"Does anyone else goes to the bathroom a couple of times a day to ""rest""?","""Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, so I only shit on company time.""",I literally sing this in my head every time I poo at work
47130,"""Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, so I only shit on company time.""",I literally sing this in my head every time I poo at work,Same!
47131,Let's play a game...,9. Hit me with it,1. What's the worst thing to hit your life lately?
47132,9. Hit me with it,1. What's the worst thing to hit your life lately?,"Being told that I will never be happy becuse I'm gay, from my mom, it was about 2 months ago"
47133,1. What's the worst thing to hit your life lately?,"Being told that I will never be happy becuse I'm gay, from my mom, it was about 2 months ago",Ouch that's harsh. I'm sorry she said that to you
47134,Let's play a game...,2,"1. What do you do when you can't sleep? 

2. What's the story behind your username?"
47135,2,"1. What do you do when you can't sleep? 

2. What's the story behind your username?","1. Play video games, watch YouTube vids, browse Reddit.

2. I don’t actually remember."
47136,Let's play a game...,1,1. what are you passionate about?
47137,1,1. what are you passionate about?,Showing the world the Love of Jesus.
47138,1. what are you passionate about?,Showing the world the Love of Jesus.,"what religion do you practice? 

and which character do you like to play in MK?"
47139,"I just found out that the Afghan boy I taught his first German words is fluent now, has a job and will be able to stay here indefinitely. I am so happy",These are the true refugee stories we need to hear more of!,It's all pure propaganda.
47140,These are the true refugee stories we need to hear more of!,It's all pure propaganda.,Kindly fuck off
47141,These are the true refugee stories we need to hear more of!,It's all pure propaganda.,This is the most reddit post ever.
47142,"I just found out that the Afghan boy I taught his first German words is fluent now, has a job and will be able to stay here indefinitely. I am so happy",Danke Brudi für deine Arbeit,"Danke Brudi
Gibts auch Schwesti?"
47143,Danke Brudi für deine Arbeit,"Danke Brudi
Gibts auch Schwesti?",Brudi kennt kein Geschlecht. Wir sind alle Brudi.
47144,"Danke Brudi
Gibts auch Schwesti?",Brudi kennt kein Geschlecht. Wir sind alle Brudi.,Ok 👌🏻
47145,"I just found out that the Afghan boy I taught his first German words is fluent now, has a job and will be able to stay here indefinitely. I am so happy",now teach me german as well :D,sprich deutsch du huhrensohn
47146,now teach me german as well :D,sprich deutsch du huhrensohn,"&gt; Hurensohn

there you go, that's YOUR lesson ;)"
47147,"I just found out that the Afghan boy I taught his first German words is fluent now, has a job and will be able to stay here indefinitely. I am so happy","Ich bin stolz auf dich, Schwester/Bruder. Du bist toll.",Ha danke Brudi
47148,"Ich bin stolz auf dich, Schwester/Bruder. Du bist toll.",Ha danke Brudi,"Im Internet sind wir alle Brudis, Brudi (/s)"
47149,Ha danke Brudi,"Im Internet sind wir alle Brudis, Brudi (/s)",Ok Brudi :D
47150,"I just found out that the Afghan boy I taught his first German words is fluent now, has a job and will be able to stay here indefinitely. I am so happy",Das ist wundervoll x,"Danke :) Nachtlibelle, was für ein hübscher Name."
47151,Das ist wundervoll x,"Danke :) Nachtlibelle, was für ein hübscher Name.",danke auch:)
47152,I just convinced my mom to let me get a vaccine!,"Well, congrats. At least your parents let you get them. My friends cant🤷‍♂️","They need a disaster. Chuck your friend in some dirty barbed wire

/s"
47153,"Well, congrats. At least your parents let you get them. My friends cant🤷‍♂️","They need a disaster. Chuck your friend in some dirty barbed wire

/s","Ah yes, the winning argument"
47154,"They need a disaster. Chuck your friend in some dirty barbed wire

/s","Ah yes, the winning argument",Who would win? A metal thorn bush or some dead germy bois
47155,Casual conversation,Hello :),Hey! How’s it going?
47156,Hello :),Hey! How’s it going?,Good! How are you?
47157,Hey! How’s it going?,Good! How are you?,Doing pretty well! What’s your favorite tv show?
47158,Good! How are you?,Doing pretty well! What’s your favorite tv show?,"I don't really watch a lot of tv, so it's hard to answer."
47159,Doing pretty well! What’s your favorite tv show?,"I don't really watch a lot of tv, so it's hard to answer.",What do you like to do in your spare time in that case?
47160,"I don't really watch a lot of tv, so it's hard to answer.",What do you like to do in your spare time in that case?,I spend a lot of my time listening to music and checking sports stuff.
47161,What do you like to do in your spare time in that case?,I spend a lot of my time listening to music and checking sports stuff.,"Sounds fun, what are some of your music recommendations?"
47162,I spend a lot of my time listening to music and checking sports stuff.,"Sounds fun, what are some of your music recommendations?","Arcade Fire, Radiohead, Silversun Pickups, Slipknot,"
47163,Casual conversation,Hey what’s up?,"Not too much, just watching some Netflix, hbu?"
47164,Hey what’s up?,"Not too much, just watching some Netflix, hbu?",Same! Watching a comedy special. What are you watching?
47165,"Not too much, just watching some Netflix, hbu?",Same! Watching a comedy special. What are you watching?,"I know I’m going to sound basic as hell, but its the office :p"
47166,Same! Watching a comedy special. What are you watching?,"I know I’m going to sound basic as hell, but its the office :p",Lol it’s okay😂😂
47167,I just heard music for the first time in my life. Which songs should I listen to?,Check out “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” by tears for fears !,Came here to say this! And anything by The Cure
47168,Check out “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” by tears for fears !,Came here to say this! And anything by The Cure,"Just Like Heaven, Friday I'm In Love, In Between Days..."
47169,I just heard music for the first time in my life. Which songs should I listen to?,The Beatles!,Came here to say “Hey Jude” and “In My Life”
47170,The Beatles!,Came here to say “Hey Jude” and “In My Life”,"You mean “Hey Dude”, right?        /s, it’s Yesterday movie reference"
47171,Came here to say “Hey Jude” and “In My Life”,"You mean “Hey Dude”, right?        /s, it’s Yesterday movie reference",Ed Sheeran grr
47172,The Beatles!,Came here to say “Hey Jude” and “In My Life”,In My Life makes me tear up everytime.
47173,I just heard music for the first time in my life. Which songs should I listen to?,Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen. You're going to be in for quite the trip.,Is this the real life?
47174,Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen. You're going to be in for quite the trip.,Is this the real life?,Is this just fantasy?
47175,Is this the real life?,Is this just fantasy?,Caught in a laaaandslide
47176,Is this just fantasy?,Caught in a laaaandslide,No escape from reality
47177,Caught in a laaaandslide,No escape from reality,....Open your eyes....
47178,No escape from reality,....Open your eyes....,Look up to the skies...
47179,....Open your eyes....,Look up to the skies...,And seeeeee...
47180,Look up to the skies...,And seeeeee...,Im just a poor boyyyy
47181,And seeeeee...,Im just a poor boyyyy,I need noooo sympathyyy
47182,....Open your eyes....,Look up to the skies...,And seeeeeeee
47183,Look up to the skies...,And seeeeeeee,"I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy ..."
47184,And seeeeeeee,"I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy ...",Because I'm easy come
47185,"I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy ...",Because I'm easy come,Easy go
47186,Because I'm easy come,Easy go,Little high
47187,Easy go,Little high,Little low
47188,Little high,Little low,Anywhere the wind blows
47189,Little low,Anywhere the wind blows,Doesnt really matter to meeeeeee
47190,Anywhere the wind blows,Doesnt really matter to meeeeeee,To me.
47191,And seeeeeeee,"I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy ...","Cause I’m easy come, easy go..."
47192,"I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy ...","Cause I’m easy come, easy go...",r/redditsings
47193,....Open your eyes....,Look up to the skies...,and see...
47194,Is this the real life?,Is this just fantasy?," Caught in a landslide,"
47195,I just heard music for the first time in my life. Which songs should I listen to?,Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen. You're going to be in for quite the trip.,"Really, OP should just listen to most of Queen's discography."
47196,Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen. You're going to be in for quite the trip.,"Really, OP should just listen to most of Queen's discography.",Or at least the greatest hits albums
47197,I just heard music for the first time in my life. Which songs should I listen to?,Aphex Twin - Xtal,I love you so much
47198,Aphex Twin - Xtal,I love you so much,&lt;3
47199,I just heard music for the first time in my life. Which songs should I listen to?,Darude - Sandstorm,Fuck dude just let him start running first
47200,Darude - Sandstorm,Fuck dude just let him start running first,chuck some martin garrix animals in there to really cap off the eargasm
47201,How can I pray for you?,"I have a friend who is not in a great place mentally, I would really appreciate support for them",Absolutely!
47202,"I have a friend who is not in a great place mentally, I would really appreciate support for them",Absolutely!,Thank you!
47203,How can I pray for you?,Oy mate how's yo day been,Pretty good. You?
47204,Oy mate how's yo day been,Pretty good. You?,"Good, please have a nice day"
47205,How can I pray for you?,"Please pray for me getting acne away (and getting a girlfriend).

Thanks",Will do!
47206,"Please pray for me getting acne away (and getting a girlfriend).

Thanks",Will do!,Thanks man
47207,"Today two little girls sweetly played with my son at the splash park. He has autism, he’s nonverbal and makes “odd” sounds and motions. Most kids walk away and ignore him as soon as they don’t get a standard interaction. They asked questions and continued to interact! Made my whole week!",This made me SO happy to read!,I’m so glad!!
47208,This made me SO happy to read!,I’m so glad!!,"It’s these kind of stories that really put a smile on my face

Wholesome, cute and pure"
47209,I’m so glad!!,"It’s these kind of stories that really put a smile on my face

Wholesome, cute and pure",this does put a smile on my face.
47210,"It’s these kind of stories that really put a smile on my face

Wholesome, cute and pure",this does put a smile on my face.,It is inevitable after all
47211,"Today two little girls sweetly played with my son at the splash park. He has autism, he’s nonverbal and makes “odd” sounds and motions. Most kids walk away and ignore him as soon as they don’t get a standard interaction. They asked questions and continued to interact! Made my whole week!",This made me SO happy to read!,Same!! 😍
47212,This made me SO happy to read!,Same!! 😍,❤️
47213,Same!! 😍,❤️,All the love all around
47214,"Today two little girls sweetly played with my son at the splash park. He has autism, he’s nonverbal and makes “odd” sounds and motions. Most kids walk away and ignore him as soon as they don’t get a standard interaction. They asked questions and continued to interact! Made my whole week!",This made me SO happy to read!,I'm not crying....you're crying. :)
47215,This made me SO happy to read!,I'm not crying....you're crying. :),"You have to consider that the majority of the time, his kid gets ostracized"
47216,I'm not crying....you're crying. :),"You have to consider that the majority of the time, his kid gets ostracized","Thank you, u/DICK_CHEESE_CUM_FART, that was incredibly wholesome."
47217,"You have to consider that the majority of the time, his kid gets ostracized","Thank you, u/DICK_CHEESE_CUM_FART, that was incredibly wholesome.",r/rimjobsteve
47218,"You have to consider that the majority of the time, his kid gets ostracized","Thank you, u/DICK_CHEESE_CUM_FART, that was incredibly wholesome.",r/rimjob_steve
47219,This made me SO happy to read!,I'm not crying....you're crying. :),Haha this had me dying. Instantly thought about that little girl home viral. Good 1!
47220,"Today two little girls sweetly played with my son at the splash park. He has autism, he’s nonverbal and makes “odd” sounds and motions. Most kids walk away and ignore him as soon as they don’t get a standard interaction. They asked questions and continued to interact! Made my whole week!",This made me SO happy to read!,Made my hole weak
47221,This made me SO happy to read!,Made my hole weak,r/suddenlysexual
47222,"Today two little girls sweetly played with my son at the splash park. He has autism, he’s nonverbal and makes “odd” sounds and motions. Most kids walk away and ignore him as soon as they don’t get a standard interaction. They asked questions and continued to interact! Made my whole week!",Autism dad here. It's always nice to see kids who just see our kids as just fellow kids.,Autism dad sounds like a superhero!
47223,Autism dad here. It's always nice to see kids who just see our kids as just fellow kids.,Autism dad sounds like a superhero!,Thanks! I'll do my best to try for super.
47224,Police showed up to my house because of “domestic violence”.,That's some good revenge. Always go after the food!,Agree.  I know I would be sad if someone denied me the goods.
47225,That's some good revenge. Always go after the food!,Agree.  I know I would be sad if someone denied me the goods.,Pass the recipe
47226,That's some good revenge. Always go after the food!,Agree.  I know I would be sad if someone denied me the goods.,"Or better yet, make their chilli extra spicy."
47227,That's some good revenge. Always go after the food!,Agree.  I know I would be sad if someone denied me the goods.,"You could do a chilli using Cartmans recipe..
Do they have a child?"
47228,Police showed up to my house because of “domestic violence”.,That's some good revenge. Always go after the food!,"I'd give them some chili, the special kind though"
47229,That's some good revenge. Always go after the food!,"I'd give them some chili, the special kind though",How special? I want to know how far you'll go. :p
47230,"I'd give them some chili, the special kind though",How special? I want to know how far you'll go. :p,Ever hear of scott tenorman?
47231,How special? I want to know how far you'll go. :p,Ever hear of scott tenorman?,The little crybaby?
47232,Ever hear of scott tenorman?,The little crybaby?,"Yeah, the guy Radiohead despises more than Boris Johnson."
47233,How special? I want to know how far you'll go. :p,Ever hear of scott tenorman?,Have not seen South Park in a while. Remind me?
47234,"I'd give them some chili, the special kind though",How special? I want to know how far you'll go. :p,"I think, at least I've been told, you can make chili with Alpo"
47235,How special? I want to know how far you'll go. :p,"I think, at least I've been told, you can make chili with Alpo","See, I would make it as spicy and/or as greasy as possible so it hurts on all the ends."
47236,Police showed up to my house because of “domestic violence”.,I need a good Chili recipe.  Wanna share? :),I can’t sorry.  All I can say is Cincinnati chili with an Asian touch.
47237,I need a good Chili recipe.  Wanna share? :),I can’t sorry.  All I can say is Cincinnati chili with an Asian touch.,Fine keep your secrets
47238,I can’t sorry.  All I can say is Cincinnati chili with an Asian touch.,Fine keep your secrets,2nd place award winning secrets :)
47239,Police showed up to my house because of “domestic violence”.,Flagstaff police fucking suck. All the ones I’ve met have been assholes,It wasn’t in flagstaff.  I now live in Las Vegas.
47240,Flagstaff police fucking suck. All the ones I’ve met have been assholes,It wasn’t in flagstaff.  I now live in Las Vegas.,Ah okay good on you.
47241,Flagstaff police fucking suck. All the ones I’ve met have been assholes,It wasn’t in flagstaff.  I now live in Las Vegas.,Why were you downvoted!? Is someone disagreeing with you about where you live?
47242,My wife and I are expecting our first son at any moment,Congrats! Do you know if shes dilated? Your baby should be here very soon!,"Yes she is, was about 2cm a few days ago at least!"
47243,Congrats! Do you know if shes dilated? Your baby should be here very soon!,"Yes she is, was about 2cm a few days ago at least!",Hopefully the baby will be here soon!
47244,My wife and I are expecting our first son at any moment,Will you edit this with an update after he is born for us? I’d love to hear how it goes,Yes I will :)
47245,Will you edit this with an update after he is born for us? I’d love to hear how it goes,Yes I will :),Yay!
47246,My wife and I are expecting our first son at any moment,Y tf did I get a notification for this? I’m not even in this subreddit,Reddit higher power must be trying to tell you something!
47247,Y tf did I get a notification for this? I’m not even in this subreddit,Reddit higher power must be trying to tell you something!,Uh I hate kids and don’t give 2 shits about a couple heading a baby like it’s nothing special
47248,I need a hug,How tall are you?,"5'11"""
47249,How tall are you?,"5'11""",This is a bait post.
47250,"5'11""",This is a bait post.,Damn must be something else wrong with the genetics
47251,I love Queen so much.,Thoughts on their Live Aid Performance?,Amazing. Wish I would have been alive to experience it.
47252,Thoughts on their Live Aid Performance?,Amazing. Wish I would have been alive to experience it.,I love 'The World we Created'. Seems like it was Written for Live Aid
47253,I love Queen so much.,Bohemian Rapsody is the best song ever made.,Facts
47254,Bohemian Rapsody is the best song ever made.,Facts,Happy cake day
47255,I love Queen so much.,Queen is trash,better be trollin i swear to god
47256,Queen is trash,better be trollin i swear to god,Bohemian crhapsody
47257,I love Queen so much.,"I’m a 19 year old girl, and I adore Queen!",Yes! Lets gooo.
47258,"I’m a 19 year old girl, and I adore Queen!",Yes! Lets gooo.,"Do you just listen to Queen, or do you like other bands from that time too?"
47259,I hate how technology has turned people into jerks.,You actually get matches on dating apps???,Maybe once every 3-4 months. Half of them unmatched right away
47260,You actually get matches on dating apps???,Maybe once every 3-4 months. Half of them unmatched right away,But half didn't...
47261,Maybe once every 3-4 months. Half of them unmatched right away,But half didn't...,If half didn’t what? Then I’d have twice as many people that ignore me?
47262,But half didn't...,If half didn’t what? Then I’d have twice as many people that ignore me?,You said half unmatched you. That means half didn't.
47263,If half didn’t what? Then I’d have twice as many people that ignore me?,You said half unmatched you. That means half didn't.,The other half didn’t reply.
47264,"Have you ever been considered a ""regular"" somewhere?",Define “regular.” Do you mean I go there every day or what?,You are.
47265,Define “regular.” Do you mean I go there every day or what?,You are.,That I am!
47266,"I’m a bit sad and lonely right now, so tell me a random fact to distract me!",Watch how toddlers move for a natural example of proper deadlift and squat form.,You are not wrong. And I have never realized it.
47267,Watch how toddlers move for a natural example of proper deadlift and squat form.,You are not wrong. And I have never realized it.,":)

Dogs and cats do some yoga poses perfectly."
47268,"I’m a bit sad and lonely right now, so tell me a random fact to distract me!",Palm trees are more closely related to grass than actual trees,how???
47269,Palm trees are more closely related to grass than actual trees,how???,They are monocots like grass and have more anatomical similarities to grass than trees.
47270,how???,They are monocots like grass and have more anatomical similarities to grass than trees.,that’s absolutely crazy
47271,I'm going to propose to my girlfriend later today!,"Please give us an update after you did it!

I’m so happy for you",Thanks will do!
47272,"Please give us an update after you did it!

I’m so happy for you",Thanks will do!,[removed]
47273,"Please give us an update after you did it!

I’m so happy for you",Thanks will do!,!Remind Me in 1 day
47274,Thanks will do!,!Remind Me in 1 day,[removed]
47275,Thanks will do!,!Remind Me in 1 day,!Remind Me in 1 day
47276,!Remind Me in 1 day,!Remind Me in 1 day,1Remind Me in 1 day
47277,!Remind Me in 1 day,!Remind Me in 1 day,!Remind Me in 1 day
47278,!Remind Me in 1 day,!Remind Me in 1 day,!Remind Me
47279,!Remind Me in 1 day,!Remind Me,!remind me in 1 day
47280,!Remind Me in 1 day,!Remind Me in 1 day,!remindme 12 hours
47281,!Remind Me in 1 day,!Remind Me in 1 day,!Remind me in 1 day
47282,!Remind Me in 1 day,!Remind me in 1 day,!Remind me in 1 day
47283,!Remind me in 1 day,!Remind me in 1 day,!Remind me in 1 day
47284,!Remind me in 1 day,!Remind me in 1 day,! Remind me in 1 day
47285,!Remind me in 1 day,! Remind me in 1 day, !Remind me in 1 day
47286,! Remind me in 1 day, !Remind me in 1 day,!Remind me in 1 day
47287, !Remind me in 1 day,!Remind me in 1 day,!Remind me in 1 day
47288,!Remind Me in 1 day,!Remind me in 1 day,&gt;!Remind Me in 1 day
47289,!Remind me in 1 day,&gt;!Remind Me in 1 day,!Remind me 1 day
47290,&gt;!Remind Me in 1 day,!Remind me 1 day,!Remind me in 1 day
47291,!Remind me 1 day,!Remind me in 1 day,!Remind me in 1 day
47292,!Remind me in 1 day,!Remind me in 1 day,!remind me 24hours
47293,!Remind me in 1 day,&gt;!Remind Me in 1 day,! Remind me in 1 day
47294,!Remind me in 1 day,&gt;!Remind Me in 1 day,!Remind me in 1 day
47295,!Remind me in 1 day,&gt;!Remind Me in 1 day, !remind  me in 1 day
47296,!Remind Me in 1 day,!Remind Me in 1 day,[removed]
47297,Thanks will do!,!Remind Me in 1 day, !Remind Me in 1 day
47298,!Remind Me in 1 day, !Remind Me in 1 day,!Remind Me in 1 day
47299, !Remind Me in 1 day,!Remind Me in 1 day,!Remind me in 1 day
47300,Thanks will do!,!Remind Me in 1 day,&gt;!Remind Me in 1 day
47301,"Please give us an update after you did it!

I’m so happy for you",Thanks will do!,"ITS BEEN 6 HOURS, I NEED TO KNOW IVE BEEN WAITING FOR 6 ENTIRE HOURS DUDE"
47302,"Please give us an update after you did it!

I’m so happy for you",Thanks will do!,This was 6 hours ago you have people waiting!!!!
47303,Thanks will do!,This was 6 hours ago you have people waiting!!!!,OP died :( F
47304,Thanks will do!,This was 6 hours ago you have people waiting!!!!,"Nope, just extremely intoxicated 🙂🙃🙂"
47305,"Please give us an update after you did it!

I’m so happy for you",Thanks will do!,"You'd better, everyone here is on the edge of their seat! Good luck!"
47306,Thanks will do!,"You'd better, everyone here is on the edge of their seat! Good luck!",[removed]
47307,Thanks will do!,"You'd better, everyone here is on the edge of their seat! Good luck!","Happy Cake Day!

&amp;#x200B;

""Happy Cake Day""s Given: 1"
47308,"You'd better, everyone here is on the edge of their seat! Good luck!","Happy Cake Day!

&amp;#x200B;

""Happy Cake Day""s Given: 1",Remind me in 1 day
47309,Thanks will do!,"You'd better, everyone here is on the edge of their seat! Good luck!",Happy cake day!
47310,"You'd better, everyone here is on the edge of their seat! Good luck!",Happy cake day!,Thanks!
47311,Happy cake day!,Thanks!,you’re welcome :)
47312,Thanks will do!,"You'd better, everyone here is on the edge of their seat! Good luck!",happy cake day 🎂! have a wonderful day and life!
47313,"You'd better, everyone here is on the edge of their seat! Good luck!",happy cake day 🎂! have a wonderful day and life!,"Hey, thanks! I will now!"
47314,happy cake day 🎂! have a wonderful day and life!,"Hey, thanks! I will now!",my pleasure 😊! that's great to hear!
47315,Thanks will do!,"You'd better, everyone here is on the edge of their seat! Good luck!",Am I the only one rooting for no?
47316,"You'd better, everyone here is on the edge of their seat! Good luck!",Am I the only one rooting for no?,...yes?
47317,Am I the only one rooting for no?,...yes?,Happy Cake Day!
47318,Am I the only one rooting for no?,...yes?,Darn it. She said yes.
47319,...yes?,Darn it. She said yes.,What the hell is wrong with you?
47320,Darn it. She said yes.,What the hell is wrong with you?,Wouldnt it be funny tho if she had said no?
47321,What the hell is wrong with you?,Wouldnt it be funny tho if she had said no?,No.
47322,Wouldnt it be funny tho if she had said no?,No.,Why not?
47323,Am I the only one rooting for no?,...yes?,I want a partner like OP
47324,Thanks will do!,"You'd better, everyone here is on the edge of their seat! Good luck!",Happy Cake Day!
47325,"You'd better, everyone here is on the edge of their seat! Good luck!",Happy Cake Day!,Thanks!
47326,Thanks will do!,"You'd better, everyone here is on the edge of their seat! Good luck!",Happy cake day 🎂
47327,"Please give us an update after you did it!

I’m so happy for you",Thanks will do!,!Remind me in 1 day
47328,Thanks will do!,!Remind me in 1 day,[removed]
47329,Thanks will do!,!Remind me in 1 day,!Remind me in 1 day
47330,"Please give us an update after you did it!

I’m so happy for you",Thanks will do!,!Remind me 1 day
47331,Thanks will do!,!Remind me 1 day,! Remind me 1 day
47332,"Please give us an update after you did it!

I’m so happy for you",Thanks will do!,!remind me in 1 day
47333,I'm going to propose to my girlfriend later today!,"Please give us an update after you did it!

I’m so happy for you",!Remind me in 1 day
47334,"Please give us an update after you did it!

I’m so happy for you",!Remind me in 1 day,!Remind me in 1 day
47335,I'm going to propose to my girlfriend later today!,What if she says no lol,"Fair question, thankfully she didn't 😄"
47336,What if she says no lol,"Fair question, thankfully she didn't 😄","Congrats on your engagement then, save a seat for my sorry ass at the wedding 😤"
47337,I'm going to propose to my girlfriend later today!,Please post an update. The best of luck to you!,"In case you hadn't seen, updated!"
47338,Please post an update. The best of luck to you!,"In case you hadn't seen, updated!","I saw your post before, congrats!"
47339,I'm going to propose to my girlfriend later today!,I hope everything goes smoothly my friend.👍 Let us know if it does! 😊,Updated! It went so much better than expected ☺️
47340,I hope everything goes smoothly my friend.👍 Let us know if it does! 😊,Updated! It went so much better than expected ☺️,Hurray! Congratulations friend! 😆
47341,I'm going to propose to my girlfriend later today!,"so excited for you and hope it goes well ❤️
an update later would be awesome!",Updated!
47342,"so excited for you and hope it goes well ❤️
an update later would be awesome!",Updated!,awesomeness ❤️
47343,I'm going to propose to my girlfriend later today!,Gotta keep us posted OP ;),Updated!
47344,Gotta keep us posted OP ;),Updated!,YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
47345,I'm going to propose to my girlfriend later today!,"Hope you will give us a life story.

Hope she says yes.

Hope it goes VERY well.","Story: check.

Yes: check.

Goes extremely well: check."
47346,"Hope you will give us a life story.

Hope she says yes.

Hope it goes VERY well.","Story: check.

Yes: check.

Goes extremely well: check.",n i c e
47347,I'm going to propose to my girlfriend later today!,What did she say?!?,It was a resounding yes!
47348,What did she say?!?,It was a resounding yes!,"Fuck yea, great to hear! Congratulations!"
47349,I'm going to propose to my girlfriend later today!,WAAAAAH SO EXCITED FOR THE GOOD NEWS!,Oh it was great news!
47350,WAAAAAH SO EXCITED FOR THE GOOD NEWS!,Oh it was great news!,Congratulations!!!
47351,I'm going to propose to my girlfriend later today!,Can we get update for this? Good luck dude!,"In case you missed it, updated!"
47352,Can we get update for this? Good luck dude!,"In case you missed it, updated!",Thank you!
47353,I'm going to propose to my girlfriend later today!,Good luck cowboy 🤠,Haha thank you!
47354,Good luck cowboy 🤠,Haha thank you!,How did it go
47355,I'm going to propose to my girlfriend later today!,I’m doing the same thing today!!  Congrats man!,Oh no way!! How did it go?!
47356,I’m doing the same thing today!!  Congrats man!,Oh no way!! How did it go?!,Doing it one hour
47357,I'm going to propose to my girlfriend later today!,I’m guessing she said hell no,"Haha plot twist, she wants nothing to do with me.

/s"
47358,I’m guessing she said hell no,"Haha plot twist, she wants nothing to do with me.

/s","Haha she’s trapped you now matey, Stockholm syndrome is a bitch to cure! 😂"
47359,"Haha plot twist, she wants nothing to do with me.

/s","Haha she’s trapped you now matey, Stockholm syndrome is a bitch to cure! 😂",Hahaha I'll make due
47360,I'm going to propose to my girlfriend later today!,What happened?!?! It was nearly 12 hours ago!!,Updated!
47361,What happened?!?! It was nearly 12 hours ago!!,Updated!,Huge congratulations 🍾🎉🎊🎈to you and your fiancé. I hope you luv a wonderful life together.
47362,I'm going to propose to my girlfriend later today!,"I am so happy for you even if I have absolutely no idea who you are, what a weird feeling",The internet is a crazy place. Thank you!
47363,"I am so happy for you even if I have absolutely no idea who you are, what a weird feeling",The internet is a crazy place. Thank you!,You're welcome!
47364,I'm going to propose to my girlfriend later today!,"Aww congrats, hopefully you guys have a happy life together!!!!",Thanks!! I'm optimistic 😄
47365,"Aww congrats, hopefully you guys have a happy life together!!!!",Thanks!! I'm optimistic 😄,😊
47366,I'm going to propose to my girlfriend later today!,Did she say yes?,She absolutely did!
47367,Did she say yes?,She absolutely did!,Awesome! So happy for you!
47368,She absolutely did!,Awesome! So happy for you!,Thank you!!
47369,First post,Overwatch!,"Nice! I’ve never played overwatch, to be honest."
47370,Overwatch!,"Nice! I’ve never played overwatch, to be honest.",You should check it out! I find it a lot of fun ^_^
47371,"Nice! I’ve never played overwatch, to be honest.",You should check it out! I find it a lot of fun ^_^,My friend Chris plays it. I’ve played it once and even then I only played it for a few seconds
47372,First post,My favourites are Minecraft and Hearts of Iron IV,I’ve never played hearts of iron
47373,My favourites are Minecraft and Hearts of Iron IV,I’ve never played hearts of iron,If you happen to like strategy games it's really fun to play
47374,I’ve never played hearts of iron,If you happen to like strategy games it's really fun to play,"I do happen to like strategy games. I’ve been getting into aoe, recently"
47375,First post,My favourite game is Super Smash Bros.,"Cool, I’ve had 3 or four people say smash. :)"
47376,My favourite game is Super Smash Bros.,"Cool, I’ve had 3 or four people say smash. :)","Yeah, I looked through the other answers. Minecraft is also popular."
47377,"Cool, I’ve had 3 or four people say smash. :)","Yeah, I looked through the other answers. Minecraft is also popular.","Oddly, yeah"
47378,First post,"NES - Snake, Rattle n Roll and Pirates.

SNES - Super Mario World and Castlevania IV",Thanks! Those all seem like really good games.
47379,"NES - Snake, Rattle n Roll and Pirates.

SNES - Super Mario World and Castlevania IV",Thanks! Those all seem like really good games.,"Very decent fun, if you get the chance to check them out."
47380,"Saw my ex with a guy, someone distract me please.","Okay, this might seem random but trust me. What color is a mirror?",Whatever color I am?
47381,"Okay, this might seem random but trust me. What color is a mirror?",Whatever color I am?,"Okay, now what color is a polar bears fur?"
47382,Whatever color I am?,"Okay, now what color is a polar bears fur?",It's white
47383,You know what I think is fucked up?,Is this show/beauty peagent only in the US? I don't think I 've seen anything similar in Europe?,"I’m not too sure, but you can just look it up, there are plenty of videos on it"
47384,Is this show/beauty peagent only in the US? I don't think I 've seen anything similar in Europe?,"I’m not too sure, but you can just look it up, there are plenty of videos on it",I know the show and agree with you.
47385,You know what I think is fucked up?,The rest of the world already knows this is fucked up. Only in America.,"The important thing is, you didn't miss an opportunity to shit on America.

You're so brave!"
47386,The rest of the world already knows this is fucked up. Only in America.,"The important thing is, you didn't miss an opportunity to shit on America.

You're so brave!",I don't really know how to respond to this.
47387,"The important thing is, you didn't miss an opportunity to shit on America.

You're so brave!",I don't really know how to respond to this.,"Dig deep, you'll find it!"
47388,I don't really know how to respond to this.,"Dig deep, you'll find it!","Er, no thanks"
47389,I was reverse catfished on a date...,Kinda like when a rich person hides they're rich so you don't just date them for the money.,“Would you like an egg in these trying times?”
47390,Kinda like when a rich person hides they're rich so you don't just date them for the money.,“Would you like an egg in these trying times?”,*egg*
47391,I was reverse catfished on a date...,Kinda like when a rich person hides they're rich so you don't just date them for the money.,I just act like I'm rich and hide that I'm poor. It hasn't been working out that well...
47392,Kinda like when a rich person hides they're rich so you don't just date them for the money.,I just act like I'm rich and hide that I'm poor. It hasn't been working out that well...,L😂L
47393,I was reverse catfished on a date...,Kinda like when a rich person hides they're rich so you don't just date them for the money.,It smells like *sniff*sniff* prenuptial agreement.
47394,Kinda like when a rich person hides they're rich so you don't just date them for the money.,It smells like *sniff*sniff* prenuptial agreement.,go back to mgtow
47395,I was reverse catfished on a date...,"I'm taking my before pictures now, then losing 60 lbs. Those chicks won't know what hit them.","I support this! If you need the plan I used to lose 120lbs, PM me brotha!"
47396,"I'm taking my before pictures now, then losing 60 lbs. Those chicks won't know what hit them.","I support this! If you need the plan I used to lose 120lbs, PM me brotha!",I need to stop eating all this chocolate. I know where my problems lie :P Thanks though!
47397,"I support this! If you need the plan I used to lose 120lbs, PM me brotha!",I need to stop eating all this chocolate. I know where my problems lie :P Thanks though!,My problems lie in chips! Can we trade? 😂
47398,I need to stop eating all this chocolate. I know where my problems lie :P Thanks though!,My problems lie in chips! Can we trade? 😂,Just heard about intuitive eating on an NPR article. Sounds good to me!
47399,My problems lie in chips! Can we trade? 😂,Just heard about intuitive eating on an NPR article. Sounds good to me!,Mind elaborating? I don't think I know about intuitive eating
47400,I need to stop eating all this chocolate. I know where my problems lie :P Thanks though!,My problems lie in chips! Can we trade? 😂,I’ll eat your chips for you!! :)
47401,My problems lie in chips! Can we trade? 😂,I’ll eat your chips for you!! :),"You, my friend, are a true angel 😙"
47402,I’ll eat your chips for you!! :),"You, my friend, are a true angel 😙",&lt;3
47403,"I support this! If you need the plan I used to lose 120lbs, PM me brotha!",I need to stop eating all this chocolate. I know where my problems lie :P Thanks though!,I just ate 4 Oreos.
47404,I need to stop eating all this chocolate. I know where my problems lie :P Thanks though!,I just ate 4 Oreos.,Those are rookie numbers!
47405,I just ate 4 Oreos.,Those are rookie numbers!,Lol. That was just getting me started.
47406,"I'm taking my before pictures now, then losing 60 lbs. Those chicks won't know what hit them.","I support this! If you need the plan I used to lose 120lbs, PM me brotha!","Your Awesomeness, please tell me your plan!!"
47407,"I'm taking my before pictures now, then losing 60 lbs. Those chicks won't know what hit them.","I support this! If you need the plan I used to lose 120lbs, PM me brotha!","I'd love to know your plan, as long as it doesn't involve supplements or some Herbalife stuff :)"
47408,"I'm taking my before pictures now, then losing 60 lbs. Those chicks won't know what hit them.","I support this! If you need the plan I used to lose 120lbs, PM me brotha!","Hell yeah! That is amazing. Hope the dating continues to go well, fellow corgi parent!!!"
47409,"I support this! If you need the plan I used to lose 120lbs, PM me brotha!","Hell yeah! That is amazing. Hope the dating continues to go well, fellow corgi parent!!!",*high five* Corgis rule!!! :)
47410,"I'm taking my before pictures now, then losing 60 lbs. Those chicks won't know what hit them.","I support this! If you need the plan I used to lose 120lbs, PM me brotha!",I'd like to know this too! How'd you do it?
47411,"I'm taking my before pictures now, then losing 60 lbs. Those chicks won't know what hit them.","I support this! If you need the plan I used to lose 120lbs, PM me brotha!","Shit, PM ME"
47412,"I'm taking my before pictures now, then losing 60 lbs. Those chicks won't know what hit them.","I support this! If you need the plan I used to lose 120lbs, PM me brotha!",Yo hol up if you're sharing now...
47413,"I support this! If you need the plan I used to lose 120lbs, PM me brotha!",Yo hol up if you're sharing now...,PM me! I'll share the document with you :)
47414,"I'm taking my before pictures now, then losing 60 lbs. Those chicks won't know what hit them.","I support this! If you need the plan I used to lose 120lbs, PM me brotha!",Send your plan mate worth hearing
47415,"I'm taking my before pictures now, then losing 60 lbs. Those chicks won't know what hit them.","I support this! If you need the plan I used to lose 120lbs, PM me brotha!","That's amazing, PM me too!"
47416,"I support this! If you need the plan I used to lose 120lbs, PM me brotha!","That's amazing, PM me too!",PM me! I'll share the document with you!
47417,"I'm taking my before pictures now, then losing 60 lbs. Those chicks won't know what hit them.","I support this! If you need the plan I used to lose 120lbs, PM me brotha!","Pm me your plan, please? 😊"
47418,"I'm taking my before pictures now, then losing 60 lbs. Those chicks won't know what hit them.","I support this! If you need the plan I used to lose 120lbs, PM me brotha!",Congrats that is awesome!
47419,I was reverse catfished on a date...,"I'm taking my before pictures now, then losing 60 lbs. Those chicks won't know what hit them.",I'm gonna gain 100 kilos just so I can take the pics and lose it again
47420,"I'm taking my before pictures now, then losing 60 lbs. Those chicks won't know what hit them.",I'm gonna gain 100 kilos just so I can take the pics and lose it again,Instructions unclear. Now weigh 400kg and need knee replacement surgery.
47421,I'm gonna gain 100 kilos just so I can take the pics and lose it again,Instructions unclear. Now weigh 400kg and need knee replacement surgery.,"Too bad, too fat for new knees, lose weight first..."
47422,I booked a flight to Philadelphia,I live just outside of philly too. What town?,Allentown!
47423,I live just outside of philly too. What town?,Allentown!,Ooooh go to Dorney Park!! It’s a great amusement park right in Allentown.
47424,I live just outside of philly too. What town?,Allentown!,"oh man Allentown isnt exactly just outside of Philadelphia lol
But enjoy !"
47425,I live just outside of philly too. What town?,Allentown!,Take a trip into Philly one day and go to the Reading Terminal Market. Awesome food.
47426,Allentown!,Take a trip into Philly one day and go to the Reading Terminal Market. Awesome food.,Beilers donuts... Cure for almost anything!
47427,I live just outside of philly too. What town?,Allentown!,Hey that's my hometown!  I live in Denver now though.  Hope it's nice weather for you
47428,I booked a flight to Philadelphia,hey! I’m from New Hope! where outside of Philly are you from???,LeHigh! A little further away than you
47429,hey! I’m from New Hope! where outside of Philly are you from???,LeHigh! A little further away than you,awesome!
47430,Unpopular opinion: I am so ready for fall and winter,Oh yah. I love it when it’s -10 regularly. It’s nice.,-10 regularly? That sounds intense
47431,Oh yah. I love it when it’s -10 regularly. It’s nice.,-10 regularly? That sounds intense,It gets really hot in the summer and really cold in the winter.
47432,-10 regularly? That sounds intense,It gets really hot in the summer and really cold in the winter.,If you're in the US...I'm guessing either the Dakota's or Minnesota
47433,Unpopular opinion: I am so ready for fall and winter,I think we can all agree that fall is the best season of them all,Nooo winter is where the snow is!
47434,I think we can all agree that fall is the best season of them all,Nooo winter is where the snow is!,Not if you live in California.
47435,Nooo winter is where the snow is!,Not if you live in California.,Central Californian: Wait you get snow?
47436,Can I just say that this sub is the cutest thing ever?,"This is the best place ever, hands down and I wish i'd been here sooner","So true. Best place on reddit...well, this and r/aww :-)"
47437,"This is the best place ever, hands down and I wish i'd been here sooner","So true. Best place on reddit...well, this and r/aww :-)",Shoutout to r/WholesomeMemes too!
47438,"This is the best place ever, hands down and I wish i'd been here sooner","So true. Best place on reddit...well, this and r/aww :-)",How bout some love for /r/eyebleach?
47439,Can I just say that this sub is the cutest thing ever?,No u :)),I like your smile. :)
47440,No u :)),I like your smile. :),:D
47441,I like your smile. :),:D,That's a great smile too! :)
47442,:D,That's a great smile too! :),"I’m going to turn your smile into a frown

(:"
47443,That's a great smile too! :),"I’m going to turn your smile into a frown

(:",Still looks pretty happy to me. :)
47444,"I’m going to turn your smile into a frown

(:",Still looks pretty happy to me. :),"Thanks, I try to be optimistic"
47445,Still looks pretty happy to me. :),"Thanks, I try to be optimistic",Me too! How ya feeling?
47446,"Thanks, I try to be optimistic",Me too! How ya feeling?,"Great, thanks for asking

Hope you all have lovely days too"
47447,Me too! How ya feeling?,"Great, thanks for asking

Hope you all have lovely days too",I'm feeling good today. :)
47448,"Great, thanks for asking

Hope you all have lovely days too",I'm feeling good today. :),Keep up with that spirit buddy :)
47449,I'm feeling good today. :),Keep up with that spirit buddy :),I'm trying! :)
47450,Keep up with that spirit buddy :),I'm trying! :),as long as your havingfun :)
47451,I'm trying! :),as long as your havingfun :),Still trying on that. I think I'm getting better with it. :)
47452,as long as your havingfun :),Still trying on that. I think I'm getting better with it. :),Aww you are all lovely people :)
47453,Still trying on that. I think I'm getting better with it. :),Aww you are all lovely people :),So are you! :)
47454,Aww you are all lovely people :),So are you! :),You're breathtaking.
47455,So are you! :),You're breathtaking.,No you're breathtaking!
47456,You're breathtaking.,No you're breathtaking!,No u!
47457,No you're breathtaking!,No u!,No u!
47458,No u!,No u!,No u!
47459,No u!,No u!,No *U* !
47460,No u!,No *U* !,No *U* !
47461,No *U* !,No *U* !,*NO U*!
47462,No *U* !,*NO U*!,*NO U* !
47463,*NO U*!,*NO U* !,# NO U
47464,*NO U* !,# NO U,NO U
47465,# NO U,NO U,no u.
47466,NO U,no u.,no u.
47467,no u.,no u.,No U!
47468,no u.,No U!,No U!
47469,No U!,No U!,nO u!
47470,No U!,nO u!,nO u!
47471,nO u!,nO u!,no u
47472,nO u!,no u,no u
47473,no u,no u,No u!
47474,no u,No u!,No u!
47475,No u!,No u!,No U!
47476,No u!,No U!,No U!
47477,No U!,No U!,No U!
47478,No U!,No U!,NO U
47479,No U!,NO U,NO U
47480,NO U,NO U,"no.


u."
47481,NO U,"no.


u.","no.

u."
47482,"no.


u.","no.

u.",no u
47483,"no.

u.",no u,no u
47484,no u,no u,no u :(
47485,no u,no u :(,no u
47486,no u :(,no u,no u :)
47487,no u,no u :),no u
47488,no u :),no u,no u
47489,no u,no u :(,"no u (sorry, I was on vacation)"
47490,no u :(,"no u (sorry, I was on vacation)",no u
47491,"no u (sorry, I was on vacation)",no u,no u :)
47492,no u,no u :),no u!
47493,no u :),no u!,no u!
47494,no u!,no u!,no u!
47495,no u!,no u!,no u
47496,no u!,no u,no u
47497,no u,no u,*no u*
47498,no u,*no u*,*no u*
47499,*no u*,*no u*,no u
47500,*no u*,no u,no u
47501,no u,no u,"no u

(missed this btw)"
47502,no u,"no u

(missed this btw)",no u :)
47503,"no u

(missed this btw)",no u :),no u :)
47504,no u :),no u :),no u
47505,"Great, thanks for asking

Hope you all have lovely days too",I'm feeling good today. :),Great! I'm here to ruin it!
47506,I'm feeling good today. :),Great! I'm here to ruin it!,My depression? Is that you?
47507,Great! I'm here to ruin it!,My depression? Is that you?,"Tis indeed I, your depression."
47508,My depression? Is that you?,"Tis indeed I, your depression.","Damnit, now's not the time. I'm trying to be wholesome."
47509,"Tis indeed I, your depression.","Damnit, now's not the time. I'm trying to be wholesome.","Well that's just too bad, now go take your pills."
47510,"Damnit, now's not the time. I'm trying to be wholesome.","Well that's just too bad, now go take your pills.",You know I don't have pills.
47511,"Well that's just too bad, now go take your pills.",You know I don't have pills.,*Zap* you do now.
47512,You know I don't have pills.,*Zap* you do now.,Sweet.
47513,"Great, thanks for asking

Hope you all have lovely days too",I'm feeling good today. :),I hope it lasts forever :)
47514,I'm feeling good today. :),I hope it lasts forever :),"I know it ain't, but I'll bounce back when/if it goes badm"
47515,I hope it lasts forever :),"I know it ain't, but I'll bounce back when/if it goes badm","That's a pretty healthy attitude, really. I hope i get there someday."
47516,"I know it ain't, but I'll bounce back when/if it goes badm","That's a pretty healthy attitude, really. I hope i get there someday.",You'll get there. I know it!
47517,"That's a pretty healthy attitude, really. I hope i get there someday.",You'll get there. I know it!,Thanks a lot!
47518,You'll get there. I know it!,Thanks a lot!,No problem. :)
47519,That's a great smile too! :),"I’m going to turn your smile into a frown

(:",Same
47520,:D,That's a great smile too! :),:D yours too
47521,That's a great smile too! :),:D yours too,Thanks! What another wonderful smile. :)
47522,I like your smile. :),:D,This entire thread is just full of smiles and I love it :D
47523,No u :)),I like your smile. :),I agree but I like your smile too
47524,I like your smile. :),I agree but I like your smile too,Aw! Thank you! :)
47525,No u :)),I like your smile. :),Do you like my smile too?? :D
47526,I like your smile. :),Do you like my smile too?? :D,Of course! It looks great!
47527,Do you like my smile too?? :D,Of course! It looks great!,Aww thank you!! ☺️
47528,Of course! It looks great!,Aww thank you!! ☺️,No problem. :)
47529,No u :)),I like your smile. :),"Damn have you been working out, you look good"
47530,I like your smile. :),"Damn have you been working out, you look good",Not as much as I should lol
47531,No u :)),I like your smile. :),No you :&gt;
47532,I like your smile. :),No you :&gt;,No u :]
47533,No you :&gt;,No u :],no u
47534,No u :],no u,no u
47535,Can I just say that this sub is the cutest thing ever?,No u :)),Youre breathtaking!
47536,No u :)),Youre breathtaking!,"No, YOU'RE breathtaking!"
47537,Youre breathtaking!,"No, YOU'RE breathtaking!",Everyone in every other subreddit; your mom was breathtaking!
47538,"No, YOU'RE breathtaking!",Everyone in every other subreddit; your mom was breathtaking!,"No, YOUR mom was breathtaking!"
47539,Youre breathtaking!,"No, YOU'RE breathtaking!",You're all breathtaking!
47540,No u :)),Youre breathtaking!,This made me feel really good. Thank you so much. You're awesome ❤
47541,Youre breathtaking!,This made me feel really good. Thank you so much. You're awesome ❤,No. YOU'RE AWESOME !! :)
47542,This made me feel really good. Thank you so much. You're awesome ❤,No. YOU'RE AWESOME !! :),I love all of y'all ❤
47543,Can I just say that this sub is the cutest thing ever?,No u :)),The entire thread that branched off of this comment is so cute. My heart is warm
47544,No u :)),The entire thread that branched off of this comment is so cute. My heart is warm,I was pleasantly surprised...
47545,Can I just say that this sub is the cutest thing ever?,No u :)),u/nwordcountbot
47546,No u :)),u/nwordcountbot,Why?
47547,Can I just say that this sub is the cutest thing ever?,No u :)),u/nwordcountbot buzzz001
47548,No u :)),u/nwordcountbot buzzz001,The fuck?
47549,Can I just say that this sub is the cutest thing ever?,What's OP?,Nothing much. What's OP with you?
47550,What's OP?,Nothing much. What's OP with you?,"What?

I'm asking what does OP mean"
47551,Nothing much. What's OP with you?,"What?

I'm asking what does OP mean","Not much, how about you?"
47552,Nothing much. What's OP with you?,"What?

I'm asking what does OP mean",r/woooosh
47553,Nothing much. What's OP with you?,"What?

I'm asking what does OP mean","Not a matter of what, but whom! OP is the Original Poster :)"
47554,"What?

I'm asking what does OP mean","Not a matter of what, but whom! OP is the Original Poster :)",Which refers to the original post ? Right?
47555,What's OP?,Nothing much. What's OP with you?,Swing and a miss
47556,What's OP?,Nothing much. What's OP with you?,Noice!
47557,Can I just say that this sub is the cutest thing ever?,"This sub isn't cute...


*It's breathtaking*","*your* breathtaking!

Your *all* breathtaking!"
47558,"This sub isn't cute...


*It's breathtaking*","*your* breathtaking!

Your *all* breathtaking!",r/expectedkeanureeves
47559,"*your* breathtaking!

Your *all* breathtaking!",r/expectedkeanureeves,As all things Keanu
47560,r/expectedkeanureeves,As all things Keanu,Whoa
47561,r/expectedkeanureeves,As all things Keanu,As all things should Reeves
47562,"This sub isn't cute...


*It's breathtaking*","*your* breathtaking!

Your *all* breathtaking!",We are all breathtaking on this blessed day
47563,"*your* breathtaking!

Your *all* breathtaking!",We are all breathtaking on this blessed day,And we hope keep breathtaking our entire lives
47564,"*your* breathtaking!

Your *all* breathtaking!",We are all breathtaking on this blessed day,I hope to be able to breath with all these breathtakers then
47565,"*your* breathtaking!

Your *all* breathtaking!",We are all breathtaking on this blessed day,"Fine, I'll do it.. Speak for yourself."
47566,We are all breathtaking on this blessed day,"Fine, I'll do it.. Speak for yourself.","I am all breathtaking on this blessed day

(Thank you kind stranger)"
47567,"Fine, I'll do it.. Speak for yourself.","I am all breathtaking on this blessed day

(Thank you kind stranger)","You sure are buddy :)

Have a good day or night, or whatever it is where you are"
47568,"This sub isn't cute...


*It's breathtaking*","*your* breathtaking!

Your *all* breathtaking!","Not to burst your bubble but you're*

You are breathtaking btw ;)"
47569,"*your* breathtaking!

Your *all* breathtaking!","Not to burst your bubble but you're*

You are breathtaking btw ;)","Ah wow that’s weird, it feels like your bursting my bubble"
47570,"Not to burst your bubble but you're*

You are breathtaking btw ;)","Ah wow that’s weird, it feels like your bursting my bubble",¯\_(ツ)_/¯
47571,"Ah wow that’s weird, it feels like your bursting my bubble",¯\_(ツ)_/¯,That was constructive so we can ALL BE EVEN MORE BREATHTAKING TOGETHER! Love it!
47572,"This sub isn't cute...


*It's breathtaking*","*your* breathtaking!

Your *all* breathtaking!",You’re breathtaking! You’re breathtaking! Everyone is breathtaking!
47573,"*your* breathtaking!

Your *all* breathtaking!",You’re breathtaking! You’re breathtaking! Everyone is breathtaking!,BEES!
47574,"This sub isn't cute...


*It's breathtaking*","*your* breathtaking!

Your *all* breathtaking!",We are all breathtaking *comrades*
47575,"This sub isn't cute...


*It's breathtaking*","*your* breathtaking!

Your *all* breathtaking!",No YOU'RE Breathtaking!
47576,Can I just say that this sub is the cutest thing ever?,Yes random praise is so great.,You're beautiful and talented.
47577,Yes random praise is so great.,You're beautiful and talented.,Thank you I don't give a fuck
47578,Can I just say that this sub is the cutest thing ever?,"no, this is the cutest thing ever /u/hippopooh","No, you"
47579,"no, this is the cutest thing ever /u/hippopooh","No, you","No, Us"
47580,What do you guys think of breakfast dates?,Thank you very cool,Thank you for?
47581,Thank you very cool,Thank you for?,The idea. It's awesome.
47582,Thank you for?,The idea. It's awesome.,Thanks. You should do it.
47583,The idea. It's awesome.,Thanks. You should do it.,I would do it if I had a partner. ☹️
47584,Thanks. You should do it.,I would do it if I had a partner. ☹️,Find someone. Just for the sake of that one breakfast date.
47585,I would do it if I had a partner. ☹️,Find someone. Just for the sake of that one breakfast date.,Ok I'll have date with the waiter.
47586,I just started eating fruit.,If you're a fan of water based fruits I'd recommend freezing them about halfway for new flavors,Like a strawberry or something?
47587,If you're a fan of water based fruits I'd recommend freezing them about halfway for new flavors,Like a strawberry or something?,"I think so, watermelon is my favorite example however"
47588,Like a strawberry or something?,"I think so, watermelon is my favorite example however",I will try that. Have you seen people cook watermelon 'steaks'?
47589,"I think so, watermelon is my favorite example however",I will try that. Have you seen people cook watermelon 'steaks'?,"I just looked it up, that's definitely a no lol"
47590,I will try that. Have you seen people cook watermelon 'steaks'?,"I just looked it up, that's definitely a no lol",I've heard they are very nice.
47591,"I just looked it up, that's definitely a no lol",I've heard they are very nice.,That's worth a shot sometime
47592,I just started eating fruit.,Are you Charlie Kelly?,"If you are serious, no. If it is a joke, yes."
47593,Are you Charlie Kelly?,"If you are serious, no. If it is a joke, yes.",Do you eat stickers all the time?
47594,I just started eating fruit.,Is it watermelon season yet? I can't wait to buy and eat it whole.,Even if it is they definitely don't grow it where I am.
47595,Is it watermelon season yet? I can't wait to buy and eat it whole.,Even if it is they definitely don't grow it where I am.,"Well, they don't grow it in Siberia either but we usually have shitloads of them, literally"
47596,Even if it is they definitely don't grow it where I am.,"Well, they don't grow it in Siberia either but we usually have shitloads of them, literally","&gt; in Siberia

What else you got going over there?"
47597,Even if it is they definitely don't grow it where I am.,"Well, they don't grow it in Siberia either but we usually have shitloads of them, literally",I’m concerned that you literally have shitloads. Are you guys ok?
47598,Is anyone always so tired after work that the only thing they can do is just kind of lay there and try to prepare to do it again tomorrow?,How many hours a day do you work?,8ish
47599,How many hours a day do you work?,8ish,Yeah so if you’re sleeping enough hours then you should probably talk to a dr.
47600,I'm craving literally any sort of human affection,You are literally me. Pro tip: hug a pillow while you are sleeping,"I do that all the time, makes me feel pathetic tbh"
47601,You are literally me. Pro tip: hug a pillow while you are sleeping,"I do that all the time, makes me feel pathetic tbh",It's not pathetic if no one finds out 🤫
47602,I'm craving literally any sort of human affection,"30M, no family, last real hug January 2008 from a college teammate",*gives best hug in eternity*
47603,"30M, no family, last real hug January 2008 from a college teammate",*gives best hug in eternity*,"I certainly didn't ask for it from a creep, so you get my elbow in your teeth"
47604,I would love to learn about your music tastes. Let me in on your favourite tunes!,"Samsa is really cool and unique
Bo Burnham is funny music
Hobo Johnson is pretty great",I think my friend listens to these artists. Are they indie?
47605,"Samsa is really cool and unique
Bo Burnham is funny music
Hobo Johnson is pretty great",I think my friend listens to these artists. Are they indie?,Kinda? Samsa and Hobo Johnson are kinda lofi rap. Mellow rap but more mellow.
47606,"My boss sent everyone this ""parable"" today. She sent it meaning it to be inspirational I guess, but to me it is everything that's wrong with the current work culture in America",Yo I hate this damn story.,"Have you heard it before? I hadn't, is it common?"
47607,Yo I hate this damn story.,"Have you heard it before? I hadn't, is it common?",I've heard this story but it was using bushels of wheat from a shipment
47608,"My boss sent everyone this ""parable"" today. She sent it meaning it to be inspirational I guess, but to me it is everything that's wrong with the current work culture in America",Yo I hate this damn story.,It made my brain throw up it it's mouth a little
47609,Yo I hate this damn story.,It made my brain throw up it it's mouth a little,"Its*

^(sorry)"
47610,"My boss sent everyone this ""parable"" today. She sent it meaning it to be inspirational I guess, but to me it is everything that's wrong with the current work culture in America",Your boss is a gigantic gaylord,He’s made of cardboard and great for shipping bulk product?
47611,Your boss is a gigantic gaylord,He’s made of cardboard and great for shipping bulk product?,"Hahahaha i didn't know thats what it meant LMAO.
OK your boss is a diarrhea filled fleshlight"
47612,"Today I voluntarily woke up at 5:30 am for the first time, and I feel happier than I’ve felt in weeks",5:00 AM is my favorite time of day,"5:00 a.m. to 10:30 a.m. is the best time of day, IMO. I’m not sure why I think this."
47613,5:00 AM is my favorite time of day,"5:00 a.m. to 10:30 a.m. is the best time of day, IMO. I’m not sure why I think this.",It truly is
47614,"Today I voluntarily woke up at 5:30 am for the first time, and I feel happier than I’ve felt in weeks",How far south do you live so the sun isn't up by 5:30?,Pennsylvania
47615,How far south do you live so the sun isn't up by 5:30?,Pennsylvania,"Ok, less South than I thought. :p"
47616,Which album you think is too good everybody should listen to it?,"Definitely El Mal Querer by Rosalía! Even if you don't know Spanish, it's worth a listen!",El español el mi lengua materna :)
47617,"Definitely El Mal Querer by Rosalía! Even if you don't know Spanish, it's worth a listen!",El español el mi lengua materna :),entonces no hay excusa para no escucharlo! hahaha
47618,El español el mi lengua materna :),entonces no hay excusa para no escucharlo! hahaha,No la necesitaba ;)
47619,Today the upvotes have cute little saying attached to them. Try it!,I tried... Nothing happened. ☹️,Same here
47620,I tried... Nothing happened. ☹️,Same here,"My upvote for you said: ""You will receive an upvote""...eh, not as cute lol"
47621,Same here,"My upvote for you said: ""You will receive an upvote""...eh, not as cute lol","It's ""you will receive an upquote"" on mine"
47622,"My upvote for you said: ""You will receive an upvote""...eh, not as cute lol","It's ""you will receive an upquote"" on mine","""You upvoted this? Seriously?"""
47623,Today the upvotes have cute little saying attached to them. Try it!,I tried... Nothing happened. ☹️,Works for me.  You're probably on mobile.
47624,I tried... Nothing happened. ☹️,Works for me.  You're probably on mobile.,Yes.  I am on mobile.  Thanks.  I forget about that.   Lol
47625,Works for me.  You're probably on mobile.,Yes.  I am on mobile.  Thanks.  I forget about that.   Lol,"My upvote for you said: ""Abort, retry, ignore""....alright then lol"
47626,Yes.  I am on mobile.  Thanks.  I forget about that.   Lol,"My upvote for you said: ""Abort, retry, ignore""....alright then lol",You must be reading the same parenting book that mine read!
47627,"My upvote for you said: ""Abort, retry, ignore""....alright then lol",You must be reading the same parenting book that mine read!,ouch.
47628,"My upvote for you said: ""Abort, retry, ignore""....alright then lol",You must be reading the same parenting book that mine read!,r/suicidebywords
47629,You must be reading the same parenting book that mine read!,r/suicidebywords,"If they weren't successful, someone has to be."
47630,"My upvote for you said: ""Abort, retry, ignore""....alright then lol",You must be reading the same parenting book that mine read!,That's fucking brutal dude
47631,Works for me.  You're probably on mobile.,Yes.  I am on mobile.  Thanks.  I forget about that.   Lol,I'm on a Windows PC and it doesn't work for me.
47632,Yes.  I am on mobile.  Thanks.  I forget about that.   Lol,I'm on a Windows PC and it doesn't work for me.,"Is your CSS off, or are you on new reddit?"
47633,I'm on a Windows PC and it doesn't work for me.,"Is your CSS off, or are you on new reddit?","I tried it out on the old Reddit, and it works now."
47634,"Is your CSS off, or are you on new reddit?","I tried it out on the old Reddit, and it works now.","Don't forget to install RES if you don't have it, it improves old reddit a lot."
47635,"I tried it out on the old Reddit, and it works now.","Don't forget to install RES if you don't have it, it improves old reddit a lot.","I use RES with new reddit, idk man"
47636,Yes.  I am on mobile.  Thanks.  I forget about that.   Lol,I'm on a Windows PC and it doesn't work for me.,"&gt; The power is yours!
**Thank you muchy!**"
47637,Works for me.  You're probably on mobile.,Yes.  I am on mobile.  Thanks.  I forget about that.   Lol,"I’m on mobile too. But screw it, upvotes for everyone."
47638,Yes.  I am on mobile.  Thanks.  I forget about that.   Lol,"I’m on mobile too. But screw it, upvotes for everyone.",“Your heart is a strange little orange to peel”. Lol.
47639,"I’m on mobile too. But screw it, upvotes for everyone.",“Your heart is a strange little orange to peel”. Lol.,Yes it is.
47640,“Your heart is a strange little orange to peel”. Lol.,Yes it is.,Yes
47641,"I’m on mobile too. But screw it, upvotes for everyone.",“Your heart is a strange little orange to peel”. Lol.,"Shoutout to /u/itsthesnake, these are so great!"
47642,"I’m on mobile too. But screw it, upvotes for everyone.",“Your heart is a strange little orange to peel”. Lol.,It seems like everyone has a unique upvote message :)
47643,"I’m on mobile too. But screw it, upvotes for everyone.",“Your heart is a strange little orange to peel”. Lol.,Dang i missed out on this fun yesterday :(
47644,Works for me.  You're probably on mobile.,Yes.  I am on mobile.  Thanks.  I forget about that.   Lol,"Open reddit in default web browser, options, view desktop site"
47645,Works for me.  You're probably on mobile.,Yes.  I am on mobile.  Thanks.  I forget about that.   Lol,"I also had to go to old reddit for it to work, if you're still not seeing them! Wish you luck :)"
47646,I tried... Nothing happened. ☹️,Works for me.  You're probably on mobile.,And new Reddit as a whole.
47647,I tried... Nothing happened. ☹️,Works for me.  You're probably on mobile.,“It just warms the little cockles of my heart” haha
47648,I tried... Nothing happened. ☹️,Works for me.  You're probably on mobile.,It just warms the little cockles of my heart
47649,I tried... Nothing happened. ☹️,Works for me.  You're probably on mobile.,What! There's a world outside mobile phones!? /s
47650,Works for me.  You're probably on mobile.,What! There's a world outside mobile phones!? /s,Pc master race
47651,Today the upvotes have cute little saying attached to them. Try it!,I tried... Nothing happened. ☹️,go to the page for casual conversation and just click the upvote buttons
47652,I tried... Nothing happened. ☹️,go to the page for casual conversation and just click the upvote buttons,Didn't work on mobile or browser for me.
47653,go to the page for casual conversation and just click the upvote buttons,Didn't work on mobile or browser for me.,"My upvote for you said ""to infinity and beyond"" lol"
47654,Didn't work on mobile or browser for me.,"My upvote for you said ""to infinity and beyond"" lol","Yours is just ""7"" haha"
47655,"My upvote for you said ""to infinity and beyond"" lol","Yours is just ""7"" haha","""10/10 would upvote again"" is yours!"
47656,go to the page for casual conversation and just click the upvote buttons,Didn't work on mobile or browser for me.,"You need to enable the ""subreddit style""."
47657,I tried... Nothing happened. ☹️,go to the page for casual conversation and just click the upvote buttons,"""You upvoted this? Seriously?!""

Yup."
47658,Today the upvotes have cute little saying attached to them. Try it!,I tried... Nothing happened. ☹️,"My upvote for you said: ""I'm a princess!"""
47659,I tried... Nothing happened. ☹️,"My upvote for you said: ""I'm a princess!""","My upvote for you said ""user used upvote, its super effective!"""
47660,"My upvote for you said: ""I'm a princess!""","My upvote for you said ""user used upvote, its super effective!""","My upvote for you said ""Yer an upvoter, Harry"""
47661,Today the upvotes have cute little saying attached to them. Try it!,I tried... Nothing happened. ☹️,I seems to only work in the old reddit (adding old. before reddit.com).
47662,I tried... Nothing happened. ☹️,I seems to only work in the old reddit (adding old. before reddit.com).,Correct. The redesign doesn't allow a custom CSS subreddit theme.
47663,Today the upvotes have cute little saying attached to them. Try it!,Doesn’t appear to work on mobile either :(,"My upvote for you said: ""You have a strange orange heart"" lol"
47664,Doesn’t appear to work on mobile either :(,"My upvote for you said: ""You have a strange orange heart"" lol",My upvote for you said nothing at all :( sad cuz that is CUTE
47665,Doesn’t appear to work on mobile either :(,"My upvote for you said: ""You have a strange orange heart"" lol","Mine for you say ""I am here, and now I am gone"" :("
47666,Today the upvotes have cute little saying attached to them. Try it!,"For those who it doesn't work for, you're probably on mobile.  Works for me on desktop","It's so cute!  Mine said "".025 has been deducted from your account"""
47667,"For those who it doesn't work for, you're probably on mobile.  Works for me on desktop","It's so cute!  Mine said "".025 has been deducted from your account""","Mine too!  And when I upvoted your comment, it said ""Nuthin' like a lil digital validation."":)"
47668,Today the upvotes have cute little saying attached to them. Try it!,Does no one understand this is a ploy to get upvotes,"Your upvote said"" User used upvotes, its super effective!"""
47669,Does no one understand this is a ploy to get upvotes,"Your upvote said"" User used upvotes, its super effective!""","""Yer an upvoter, Harry!"" :)"
47670,"Your upvote said"" User used upvotes, its super effective!""","""Yer an upvoter, Harry!"" :)",BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!
47671,"""Yer an upvoter, Harry!"" :)",BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!,10/10 would upvote again.
47672,BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!,10/10 would upvote again.,7
47673,10/10 would upvote again.,7,Very casual
47674,Today the upvotes have cute little saying attached to them. Try it!,Does no one understand this is a ploy to get upvotes,"this is actually real, switch to old reddit"
47675,Does no one understand this is a ploy to get upvotes,"this is actually real, switch to old reddit",Wym
47676,Does no one understand this is a ploy to get upvotes,"this is actually real, switch to old reddit","Your upvote said: ""Because I'm Batman!"""
47677,"this is actually real, switch to old reddit","Your upvote said: ""Because I'm Batman!""",I came here to upvote and chew bubblegum...
47678,Today the upvotes have cute little saying attached to them. Try it!,"What does mine say? :)

I tried it and it doesn't work for me either :/","""greatjob""

Kind of understated. I'd give you a ""Great Job!"""
47679,"What does mine say? :)

I tried it and it doesn't work for me either :/","""greatjob""

Kind of understated. I'd give you a ""Great Job!""",Mine says the same when I upvoted you lol
47680,"What does mine say? :)

I tried it and it doesn't work for me either :/","""greatjob""

Kind of understated. I'd give you a ""Great Job!""",Haha oh thanks! :)
47681,Today the upvotes have cute little saying attached to them. Try it!,Can you tell me what my upvote says?,"Up, up, up...it's outta here!"
47682,Can you tell me what my upvote says?,"Up, up, up...it's outta here!",same when I did it too lol
47683,Can you tell me what my upvote says?,"Up, up, up...it's outta here!","pfft, yours says ""you upvoted this? seriously?"""
47684,"Up, up, up...it's outta here!","pfft, yours says ""you upvoted this? seriously?""","haha and yours says: Yer an upvoter, Harry!"
47685,Today the upvotes have cute little saying attached to them. Try it!,"I’m on mobile, so r.i.p",[$0.25 has been deducted from your account]
47686,"I’m on mobile, so r.i.p",[$0.25 has been deducted from your account],"Mine said: ""You will receive a quarter"" so we know what that went! :D"
47687,Today the upvotes have cute little saying attached to them. Try it!,Where does it say that?,"if you're on desktop and use old reddit, it'll appear on top of the arrow"
47688,Where does it say that?,"if you're on desktop and use old reddit, it'll appear on top of the arrow","Oh, is it over for today? I'm not getting any more upvote messages."
47689,Today the upvotes have cute little saying attached to them. Try it!,Error 404,Your upvote says: Great job!
47690,Error 404,Your upvote says: Great job!,My upvote said a fool is born every day.
47691,Today the upvotes have cute little saying attached to them. Try it!,"""nothing like a lil digital validation""


haha so cute!","I like the one that says 'don't hug strangers, even if they offer candy"" haha"
47692,"""nothing like a lil digital validation""


haha so cute!","I like the one that says 'don't hug strangers, even if they offer candy"" haha",good advice hahahaha
47693,Today the upvotes have cute little saying attached to them. Try it!,Aaaaand this sub just made my CSS whitelist,"LoL your upvote says ""you lazy, lazy person!"""
47694,Aaaaand this sub just made my CSS whitelist,"LoL your upvote says ""you lazy, lazy person!""","And yours was ""bet it's not time to go outside yet""

Both are extremely accurate!"
47695,Today the upvotes have cute little saying attached to them. Try it!,yeah not on this one... or it doesn't work when upvoting yourself...,"Yours is: ""you have  a strange orange heart to peel"""
47696,yeah not on this one... or it doesn't work when upvoting yourself...,"Yours is: ""you have  a strange orange heart to peel""",that's great... I guess :) 🧡
47697,Today the upvotes have cute little saying attached to them. Try it!,i wish it worked on mobile. i’m away from my computer,Your upvote says: I'm a princess!
47698,i wish it worked on mobile. i’m away from my computer,Your upvote says: I'm a princess!,but i’m a boy lol
47699,Your upvote says: I'm a princess!,but i’m a boy lol,"In this modern age, you can be a princess if you want to be :D"
47700,but i’m a boy lol,"In this modern age, you can be a princess if you want to be :D",: )
47701,I introduced an older relative to Reddit and I think they got lost in it somewhere because they no longer send me ten texts/im a day,"I am 63. I introduced my 31 year old daughter to Reddit. Yes, we are here.",I'm 60 lol...we are hiding in plain sight
47702,"I am 63. I introduced my 31 year old daughter to Reddit. Yes, we are here.",I'm 60 lol...we are hiding in plain sight,"Sadly, few seem to notice us, or care."
47703,I'm 60 lol...we are hiding in plain sight,"Sadly, few seem to notice us, or care.",I just don't mention it much. No more than the 13 year olds do lol
47704,"Sadly, few seem to notice us, or care.",I just don't mention it much. No more than the 13 year olds do lol,Maybe we should?
47705,I just don't mention it much. No more than the 13 year olds do lol,Maybe we should?,With all the Boomer hate out there? lol
47706,Maybe we should?,With all the Boomer hate out there? lol,We are still ordinary people. Right?
47707,With all the Boomer hate out there? lol,We are still ordinary people. Right?,"Better! We come with stories, wisdom and experience!"
47708,We are still ordinary people. Right?,"Better! We come with stories, wisdom and experience!",Too true!!
47709,We are still ordinary people. Right?,"Better! We come with stories, wisdom and experience!",And chicken soup.
47710,Maybe we should?,With all the Boomer hate out there? lol,I love Boomers! My mom is a boomer and she’s my best friend ❤️
47711,"I am 63. I introduced my 31 year old daughter to Reddit. Yes, we are here.",I'm 60 lol...we are hiding in plain sight,I'm 65. Nice to see some fellow sexagenarians.
47712,I'm 60 lol...we are hiding in plain sight,I'm 65. Nice to see some fellow sexagenarians.,hello fellow oldster!
47713,I'm 65. Nice to see some fellow sexagenarians.,hello fellow oldster!,"Hey, I use ""oldster"" too. We were meant to meet."
47714,hello fellow oldster!,"Hey, I use ""oldster"" too. We were meant to meet.",Indeed! Hi there!
47715,"I am 63. I introduced my 31 year old daughter to Reddit. Yes, we are here.",I'm 60 lol...we are hiding in plain sight,Woah only 9 more years until 69 lol. Then you can make memes of it
47716,I introduced an older relative to Reddit and I think they got lost in it somewhere because they no longer send me ten texts/im a day,"I am 63. I introduced my 31 year old daughter to Reddit. Yes, we are here.","I’m 61, my 14 year old grandson has awarded me with cool points for showing him Reddit!"
47717,"I am 63. I introduced my 31 year old daughter to Reddit. Yes, we are here.","I’m 61, my 14 year old grandson has awarded me with cool points for showing him Reddit!",another old timer in my age range! woot! woot!
47718,Two of my biggest dreams have just come true and I'm just so happy for once!,So happy to hear this! What did you get your undergrad degree in?,Thank you! I did it in Political Science :) so a UN internship is super relevant!
47719,So happy to hear this! What did you get your undergrad degree in?,Thank you! I did it in Political Science :) so a UN internship is super relevant!,Wow im doing political science and criminal justice at my uni!
47720,Thank you! I did it in Political Science :) so a UN internship is super relevant!,Wow im doing political science and criminal justice at my uni!,That’s great! Criminal justice sounds exciting.
47721,Two of my biggest dreams have just come true and I'm just so happy for once!,Damn it first time reading a post and it literally disappears as I’m halfway through!!,Hahaha I think it’s back up 😊
47722,Damn it first time reading a post and it literally disappears as I’m halfway through!!,Hahaha I think it’s back up 😊,Omg this is amazing!! I’m so happy and excited for you 😊😊
47723,Hahaha I think it’s back up 😊,Omg this is amazing!! I’m so happy and excited for you 😊😊,Thank you 😊😊😊
47724,Two of my biggest dreams have just come true and I'm just so happy for once!,"""watch me hekkin get it, you'll see""",Hahaha love this!
47725,"""watch me hekkin get it, you'll see""",Hahaha love this!,:)
47726,Anyone else who just can’t believe it’s 2019 and not really liking it?,"I am more worried about 2020, that just seems ridiculous to me at some level.","Think I will cry on New Years this year, 2020 is insane."
47727,"I am more worried about 2020, that just seems ridiculous to me at some level.","Think I will cry on New Years this year, 2020 is insane.","In 2020, it'll be 30 years from 1990
Think about that"
47728,"Think I will cry on New Years this year, 2020 is insane.","In 2020, it'll be 30 years from 1990
Think about that",No thank you
47729,"Think I will cry on New Years this year, 2020 is insane.","In 2020, it'll be 30 years from 1990
Think about that",That blows my mind. It doesn’t even seem possible.
47730,"Think I will cry on New Years this year, 2020 is insane.","In 2020, it'll be 30 years from 1990
Think about that","No, 1970 was 30 yrs ago..."
47731,"Think I will cry on New Years this year, 2020 is insane.","In 2020, it'll be 30 years from 1990
Think about that",Does thanks I hate it apply here ?
47732,"I am more worried about 2020, that just seems ridiculous to me at some level.","Think I will cry on New Years this year, 2020 is insane.",Year of the Ophthalmologist.
47733,"I am more worried about 2020, that just seems ridiculous to me at some level.","Think I will cry on New Years this year, 2020 is insane.",Thank you all for bringing this to my attention wow I’m so grateful
47734,"I am more worried about 2020, that just seems ridiculous to me at some level.","Think I will cry on New Years this year, 2020 is insane.","Just wait, I’m 55 I feel like crying every time I see the year..."
47735,"I am more worried about 2020, that just seems ridiculous to me at some level.","Think I will cry on New Years this year, 2020 is insane.",Shouldn't there be flying cars by then?
47736,"I am more worried about 2020, that just seems ridiculous to me at some level.","Think I will cry on New Years this year, 2020 is insane.",I cry every new years
47737,"I am more worried about 2020, that just seems ridiculous to me at some level.","Think I will cry on New Years this year, 2020 is insane.",2030 is closer to us than 2007
47738,Anyone else who just can’t believe it’s 2019 and not really liking it?,"I am more worried about 2020, that just seems ridiculous to me at some level.","We'll be in the '20s, but a century after what most think of as the '20s"
47739,"I am more worried about 2020, that just seems ridiculous to me at some level.","We'll be in the '20s, but a century after what most think of as the '20s",Oh shit
47740,Anyone else who just can’t believe it’s 2019 and not really liking it?,"I am more worried about 2020, that just seems ridiculous to me at some level.",What? We have a full MONTH of 4/20. How could you not be excited?
47741,"I am more worried about 2020, that just seems ridiculous to me at some level.",What? We have a full MONTH of 4/20. How could you not be excited?,"Ha!, my brother said the same thing to me, its just awesome, and true. :)"
47742,Anyone else who just can’t believe it’s 2019 and not really liking it?,Yeah I feel like it's still 2001.,I was born in 2001. I'll be a legal adult in four months.
47743,Yeah I feel like it's still 2001.,I was born in 2001. I'll be a legal adult in four months.,Fug
47744,Yeah I feel like it's still 2001.,I was born in 2001. I'll be a legal adult in four months.,"You were born AFTER 9/11 and you'll be an adult. 

Smfh."
47745,Just had a baby. Turns out Newborns are forkin expensive.,Oh believe me it gets way worse 😂😂,"Lol ya, DAYCARE!!
just have one, two kids is too much money!"
47746,Oh believe me it gets way worse 😂😂,"Lol ya, DAYCARE!!
just have one, two kids is too much money!",Just have one? None is the best option for all.
47747,Just had a baby. Turns out Newborns are forkin expensive.,"I'm sorry, but you only realized having a kid would be pricy once it was already out?","Lmao

My mom when I had my first kid

Hi mom!"
47748,"I'm sorry, but you only realized having a kid would be pricy once it was already out?","Lmao

My mom when I had my first kid

Hi mom!",Go to bed.
47749,Just quit my job,13hrs isn't that unreasonable.,It is. It may be more common than people realize but it’s still unreasonable
47750,13hrs isn't that unreasonable.,It is. It may be more common than people realize but it’s still unreasonable,13hrs 5 days a week is unreasonable. Doing it once isn't even worth giving a second thought.
47751,It is. It may be more common than people realize but it’s still unreasonable,13hrs 5 days a week is unreasonable. Doing it once isn't even worth giving a second thought.,Do you think that it is or is not that unreasonable?
47752,Just made lasagna for two but ended up eating it all myself.,Lasagna too good to be shared.,Exactly! Girl don't know good lasagna when she sees it.
47753,Lasagna too good to be shared.,Exactly! Girl don't know good lasagna when she sees it.,Das y she gatta T A S T E it
47754,Anyone else just hate how drinking alcohol is a norm?,Not me I love alcohol. It’s just awesome.,How is alcohol awesome?
47755,Not me I love alcohol. It’s just awesome.,How is alcohol awesome?,It lifts my life. It eases my social anxiety. It feels good.
47756,Anyone else just hate how drinking alcohol is a norm?,Experts say that if alcohol was a new drug it would 100% be illegal,[citation needed]
47757,Experts say that if alcohol was a new drug it would 100% be illegal,[citation needed],Likely responding to a weed addict
47758,Anyone else just hate how drinking alcohol is a norm?,"Me, probably because I'm Muslim and biased lol.",Salam akh!
47759,"Me, probably because I'm Muslim and biased lol.",Salam akh!,Wswrwb
47760,Anyone else just hate how drinking alcohol is a norm?,No. It's fun. Loosen up a little mate.,You are the kind of person OP is complaining about.
47761,No. It's fun. Loosen up a little mate.,You are the kind of person OP is complaining about.,[removed]
47762,You are the kind of person OP is complaining about.,[removed],and this proves the whole culture around people who like alcohol being a bad one.
47763,[removed],and this proves the whole culture around people who like alcohol being a bad one.,It proves fuck all mate.
47764,What's something you've recently felt proud of yourself for?,"Not myself, but proud of my friend graduating pharmacy school","That's no easy feat, congrats to your friend!"
47765,"Not myself, but proud of my friend graduating pharmacy school","That's no easy feat, congrats to your friend!","agree with you 100% xD they got in and i didn't and they finished.  

Happy for him"
47766,"I'm drunk and at a family party, how the heck are ya",You sound like me when i’m high. Apparently i’m high rn too.,Username checks out ;)
47767,You sound like me when i’m high. Apparently i’m high rn too.,Username checks out ;),Haha thanks dude
47768,"I'm drunk and at a family party, how the heck are ya",You sound like joemama,"I don't know what this means, but I like it!"
47769,You sound like joemama,"I don't know what this means, but I like it!",It means you’re epic
47770,"I don't know what this means, but I like it!",It means you’re epic,"Same to you pal, same to you."
47771,It means you’re epic,"Same to you pal, same to you.",Thank you my guy
47772,"Same to you pal, same to you.",Thank you my guy,I’m not guy man
47773,Thank you my guy,I’m not guy man,Sorry dude
47774,I’m not guy man,Sorry dude,I’m not your dude friend
47775,Sorry dude,I’m not your dude friend,I’m sorry my friend
47776,"I don't know what this means, but I like it!",It means you’re epic,You’re all epic!
47777,It means you’re epic,You’re all epic!,"No, ypu're epic"
47778,My wife and I go for an ultrasound on Friday.,Congrats! Just remember: Don’t Panic.,"Directions misunderstood. 

Panic intensifies."
47779,Congrats! Just remember: Don’t Panic.,"Directions misunderstood. 

Panic intensifies.",Don't panic. Always carry a towel with you though.
47780,"Directions misunderstood. 

Panic intensifies.",Don't panic. Always carry a towel with you though.,"Of all things, that will be what I always remember. I will not get puked on without one present."
47781,My wife and I go for an ultrasound on Friday.,"You both go the ultrasound, so which one of you is pregnant?",Yes
47782,"You both go the ultrasound, so which one of you is pregnant?",Yes,"Wow, what a time to be alive!"
47783,I made fun of the europeans because they couldn't take a single heat wave. The weather here changed and i'm fucking freezing. It's 19ºC (66ºF),"Ha! 19 is hot!

(British citizen here)","Can someone translate Celsius into Fahrenheit for my dumb, American ass?"
47784,"Ha! 19 is hot!

(British citizen here)","Can someone translate Celsius into Fahrenheit for my dumb, American ass?",19c is 66f.
47785,"Can someone translate Celsius into Fahrenheit for my dumb, American ass?",19c is 66f.,I'm a dumb American too. I just asked Alexa.
47786,19c is 66f.,I'm a dumb American too. I just asked Alexa.,I just moved... I don’t have Alexa set up yet! I just barely have WiFi!
47787,I made fun of the europeans because they couldn't take a single heat wave. The weather here changed and i'm fucking freezing. It's 19ºC (66ºF),66 is perfect weather... what are you whining about?,66 F is actually pretty damn cold. Peak winter we go down to 55 F. Never seen any lower
47788,66 is perfect weather... what are you whining about?,66 F is actually pretty damn cold. Peak winter we go down to 55 F. Never seen any lower,That’s not winter.   I’m in North America.   Last year it was -25F.    Summer it’s 110F
47789,I made fun of the europeans because they couldn't take a single heat wave. The weather here changed and i'm fucking freezing. It's 19ºC (66ºF),My guy that’s just below room temperature.,Room temp here is 90 F (30 C) lol
47790,My guy that’s just below room temperature.,Room temp here is 90 F (30 C) lol,You heat your home to 30 at winter?
47791,Room temp here is 90 F (30 C) lol,You heat your home to 30 at winter?,Put on a jumper! That's a waste of fuel!
47792,I made fun of the europeans because they couldn't take a single heat wave. The weather here changed and i'm fucking freezing. It's 19ºC (66ºF),Hmm. Can you convert the Celsius to inches for me?,1C is half a burger per football field
47793,Hmm. Can you convert the Celsius to inches for me?,1C is half a burger per football field,How about cubic feet of rainfall?
47794,1C is half a burger per football field,How about cubic feet of rainfall?,1 of that is half a freedom eagle times yeehaw
47795,How about cubic feet of rainfall?,1 of that is half a freedom eagle times yeehaw,Interesting.. Atleast now I can measure the circumference of a horse in gallons
47796,1 of that is half a freedom eagle times yeehaw,Interesting.. Atleast now I can measure the circumference of a horse in gallons,Circumference? Do you mean oil barrel?
47797,Interesting.. Atleast now I can measure the circumference of a horse in gallons,Circumference? Do you mean oil barrel?,Freedom molecules?
47798,"If you live in California, put some shoes by your bed tonight!",And a flashlight,And my axe !
47799,And a flashlight,And my axe !,And my sword!
47800,And my axe !,And my sword!,And my butterfly knife
47801,And my sword!,And my butterfly knife,And my studybook for the art of the blade.
47802,And my butterfly knife,And my studybook for the art of the blade.,Yes please
47803,And my butterfly knife,And my studybook for the art of the blade.,And my pencil to take notes.
47804,And my sword!,And my butterfly knife,Wait.... That's illegal
47805,And my butterfly knife,Wait.... That's illegal,Not in my state lol
47806,"If you live in California, put some shoes by your bed tonight!",And a flashlight,And windex in case you get thirsty
47807,And a flashlight,And windex in case you get thirsty,Mmmm the blue Gatorade
47808,"If you live in California, put some shoes by your bed tonight!",And a flashlight,And bike helmet.
47809,And a flashlight,And bike helmet.,"Shit, I lost mine"
47810,"If you live in California, put some shoes by your bed tonight!","i would be sleeping in my shoes, fuck that",Or maybe slippers 🤔 Hahaha
47811,"i would be sleeping in my shoes, fuck that",Or maybe slippers 🤔 Hahaha,nah man SHOES FOR RUNNING FROM THE ZOMBIES
47812,"If you live in California, put some shoes by your bed tonight!",California native here. 90% of the time I just stay go back to bed.,"""what the fuck is...oh it's an earthquake. oooh, a big one. ok goodnight"""
47813,California native here. 90% of the time I just stay go back to bed.,"""what the fuck is...oh it's an earthquake. oooh, a big one. ok goodnight""",Basically. We are kind of used to them.
47814,"If you live in California, put some shoes by your bed tonight!",California native here. 90% of the time I just stay go back to bed.,Oh so y’all feel about earthquakes how Oklahoma feels about tornadoes?
47815,California native here. 90% of the time I just stay go back to bed.,Oh so y’all feel about earthquakes how Oklahoma feels about tornadoes?,Yeah pretty much
47816,"If you live in California, put some shoes by your bed tonight!","It's not all of California, it's just Southern California.",In NorCal and we had a light sway last night
47817,"It's not all of California, it's just Southern California.",In NorCal and we had a light sway last night,Oh really? I'm also in NorCal and didn't feel anything. That's crazy.
47818,"If you live in California, put some shoes by your bed tonight!",Just sleep with shoes on,"Nothing else, just shoes."
47819,Just sleep with shoes on,"Nothing else, just shoes.",Exactly
47820,What is your status? Are you single? Married? It's complicated?,"Single, always have been, always will be. Also don't have friends.",what about internet friends? They are not a bad consolation prize
47821,"Single, always have been, always will be. Also don't have friends.",what about internet friends? They are not a bad consolation prize,"I suppose so...I used to have a few, but now I'm not allowed on that platform anymore."
47822,What video game(s) do you believe has the best music?,"Skyrim, Arma 3",What is Arma 3?
47823,"Skyrim, Arma 3",What is Arma 3?,A video game
47824,What is Arma 3?,A video game,Seems legit
47825,God bless those random small folks who make tutorials on YouTube!!!,Bless all those Indian programming tutorial makers.,"Not all heroes wear capes, some just have a heavy accent."
47826,Bless all those Indian programming tutorial makers.,"Not all heroes wear capes, some just have a heavy accent.",They try their hardest to teach us IN THEIR SECOND OR THIRD LANGUAGE! How great is that
47827,Another MUCH bigger quake JUST hit LA ... It's not on the news yet.,WE FELT IT HERE! KEEP THAT SHIT LA!!,Where are you?
47828,WE FELT IT HERE! KEEP THAT SHIT LA!!,Where are you?,Nevada. LOL. I'm like what the hell is happening.
47829,Where are you?,Nevada. LOL. I'm like what the hell is happening.,I was in the middle of cooking when my building starred swaying. I was like Wtf..
47830,Hugs are underrated,*Good* hugs are the BEST!! :D,Hugs are wholesome
47831,*Good* hugs are the BEST!! :D,Hugs are wholesome,I agree! :D
47832,Hugs are underrated, I don’t know if you have children but I would love to be your son xDD,Uhhh ok
47833, I don’t know if you have children but I would love to be your son xDD,Uhhh ok,lol I want those bear hugs
47834,Ask me any question and then edit it after I answer.,What made you smile?,Seeing a bunch of puppies usually does the trick for me.
47835,What made you smile?,Seeing a bunch of puppies usually does the trick for me.,Wonderful
47836,Ask me any question and then edit it after I answer.,What is 98-29?,69!
47837,What is 98-29?,69!,I bet the kids didn’t see that coming either
47838,Ask me any question and then edit it after I answer.,On a scale of 1-24 how much to you like sexual fish porn?,-15
47839,On a scale of 1-24 how much to you like sexual fish porn?,-15,How dare you
47840,-15,How dare you,Is there non sexual type of fish porn?
47841,How dare you,Is there non sexual type of fish porn?,Maybe
47842,Ask me any question and then edit it after I answer.,Where have you always wanted to travel to?,Germany most definitely
47843,Where have you always wanted to travel to?,Germany most definitely,Wtf why do you want to destroy my home :///
47844,Ask me any question and then edit it after I answer.,How much wood would a wood chucker chuck if a wood chucker could chuck wood?,Five
47845,How much wood would a wood chucker chuck if a wood chucker could chuck wood?,Five,This is an acceptable answer
47846,Ask me any question and then edit it after I answer.,What is your favorite food?,Bacon pizza
47847,What is your favorite food?,Bacon pizza,Sounds like a deal
47848,Ask me any question and then edit it after I answer.,"You have to call one person right now. Who do you call, and why?",My sister to tell her I miss her
47849,"You have to call one person right now. Who do you call, and why?",My sister to tell her I miss her,❤️
47850,Ask me any question and then edit it after I answer.,What is the opposite of everything?,Nothing
47851,What is the opposite of everything?,Nothing,Is that a sufficient twist?
47852,Ask me any question and then edit it after I answer.,What’s your opinion on puppies?, Cutest things ever I want to cuddle them 24/7
47853,What’s your opinion on puppies?, Cutest things ever I want to cuddle them 24/7,r/holup
47854,Ask me any question and then edit it after I answer.,what is your favorite animal?,"Tough one, I’ll say elephants"
47855,what is your favorite animal?,"Tough one, I’ll say elephants","eh, mine wasn’t too mean just dumb"
47856,Ask me any question and then edit it after I answer.,what is your favorite animal?,"Your question could be ""Which is the largest dick you have taken ?"""
47857,what is your favorite animal?,"Your question could be ""Which is the largest dick you have taken ?""",damn u right. i’m not creative enough
47858,"Your question could be ""Which is the largest dick you have taken ?""",damn u right. i’m not creative enough,Dont be hard on yourself. Maybe next time.
47859,Ask me any question and then edit it after I answer.,What do you think is the world's greatest dilemma right now?,Ongoing climate crisis
47860,What do you think is the world's greatest dilemma right now?,Ongoing climate crisis,You're a special one. Thank you for your opinion though
47861,Ask me any question and then edit it after I answer.,"2+2 is right, yea?",I think the answer you are looking for is four
47862,"2+2 is right, yea?",I think the answer you are looking for is four,"Oh damn, you made it difficult!"
47863,I think the answer you are looking for is four,"Oh damn, you made it difficult!",OP's not gonna let you get that low hanging fruit that easily 😂
47864,"Accidentally hit on a customer at work, she liked it",smooth referee is smooth haha,Ladies love a man in uniform
47865,smooth referee is smooth haha,Ladies love a man in uniform,You really earned your stripes....
47866,"Accidentally hit on a customer at work, she liked it","Dude you gave her the double finger guns, she can’t resist now!",Zoop  👈😎👈
47867,"Dude you gave her the double finger guns, she can’t resist now!",Zoop  👈😎👈,Ooooooooh yeah
47868,"Accidentally hit on a customer at work, she liked it",I thought you accidentally HIT a customer.,"As it turns out, she loves being spanked!"
47869,I thought you accidentally HIT a customer.,"As it turns out, she loves being spanked!",That’s where i thought this story was going.
47870,I thought you accidentally HIT a customer.,"As it turns out, she loves being spanked!",Posted 10 hours ago. Doubt it
47871,"Accidentally hit on a customer at work, she liked it",Honestly that’s a better pick line than I could think of. You should use it more.,That’s what everyone’s telling me... I might’ve struck gold
47872,Honestly that’s a better pick line than I could think of. You should use it more.,That’s what everyone’s telling me... I might’ve struck gold,But I mean...it only works if the attractive lady in question has big feet. No?
47873,My experience at the cinema,"Just wondering, what were you watching? Was it any good?",Spiderman and it was amazing 7/7
47874,"Just wondering, what were you watching? Was it any good?",Spiderman and it was amazing 7/7,Nice! I'm going to watch Spiderman today instead of going to a barbecue... Hope it's worth it!
47875,My experience at the cinema,Nice. What movie did you go to and with who? 🙂,Spidrman and by myself because going to the cinema alone is calming
47876,Nice. What movie did you go to and with who? 🙂,Spidrman and by myself because going to the cinema alone is calming,"Good choice!

&gt; going to the cinema alone is calming 

I agree"
47877,Officially it has been 24 hours since I have worn pants!,56 years have passed. Half the population lives underwater. OP is on his deathbed hanging loose.,Haaaning braaaiiin
47878,56 years have passed. Half the population lives underwater. OP is on his deathbed hanging loose.,Haaaning braaaiiin,Hey did you put on pants?
47879,Haaaning braaaiiin,Hey did you put on pants?,"Lol yes, had to go to work. Made it about 36 hours pantsless haha"
47880,Hey did you put on pants?,"Lol yes, had to go to work. Made it about 36 hours pantsless haha",That's impressive. Maybe one day you can beat your record.
47881,"Lol yes, had to go to work. Made it about 36 hours pantsless haha",That's impressive. Maybe one day you can beat your record.,The weekend is coming up and I don't think I have plans hahaha
47882,That's impressive. Maybe one day you can beat your record.,The weekend is coming up and I don't think I have plans hahaha,Now you do.
47883,The weekend is coming up and I don't think I have plans hahaha,Now you do.,Should start a no pants challenge lol. See how many people can participate
47884,Now you do.,Should start a no pants challenge lol. See how many people can participate,I have a five week summer break don't test me.
47885,Should start a no pants challenge lol. See how many people can participate,I have a five week summer break don't test me.,Let's do it my friend
47886,I have a five week summer break don't test me.,Let's do it my friend,Starting when?
47887,Let's do it my friend,Starting when?,Whenever we want!
47888,Officially it has been 24 hours since I have worn pants!,Truly living the greatest life,"Would be better with some Malibu and Pineapple Express, but I see your point"
47889,Truly living the greatest life,"Would be better with some Malibu and Pineapple Express, but I see your point",Sounds like a normal Thursday night to me
47890,"Would be better with some Malibu and Pineapple Express, but I see your point",Sounds like a normal Thursday night to me,"Yeah but it's dry over hear. I did not properly prep.
Wanna bring me some Malibu?"
47891,Sounds like a normal Thursday night to me,"Yeah but it's dry over hear. I did not properly prep.
Wanna bring me some Malibu?","Rookie mistake, never show up anywhere without a bottle of Malibu"
47892,"Yeah but it's dry over hear. I did not properly prep.
Wanna bring me some Malibu?","Rookie mistake, never show up anywhere without a bottle of Malibu","Joke's on you fool, I'm in my own dry living room lmao"
47893,Officially it has been 24 hours since I have worn pants!,Now letmeseeyourkitties,(. )( .)
47894,Now letmeseeyourkitties,(. )( .),kitties &gt; titties
47895,(. )( .),kitties &gt; titties,"AGREED.

I dont have a kittie. Hence the demand to LEMME SEE YOUR KITTIES"
47896,kitties &gt; titties,"AGREED.

I dont have a kittie. Hence the demand to LEMME SEE YOUR KITTIES",I dont have a kittie either :( But I have a doggo if that counts
47897,"AGREED.

I dont have a kittie. Hence the demand to LEMME SEE YOUR KITTIES",I dont have a kittie either :( But I have a doggo if that counts,SEND IT MOFO
47898,I dont have a kittie either :( But I have a doggo if that counts,SEND IT MOFO,WHERE DO I SEND IT
47899,SEND IT MOFO,WHERE DO I SEND IT,IN A DM TO ME
47900,WHERE DO I SEND IT,IN A DM TO ME,OKAY
47901,IN A DM TO ME,OKAY,I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT
47902,Who else isn’t really celebrating the 4th?,Not celebrating. Canadian.,Swiss here. Don't even celebrate our own.
47903,Not celebrating. Canadian.,Swiss here. Don't even celebrate our own.,Spain here.
47904,Swiss here. Don't even celebrate our own.,Spain here.,French in the UK here
47905,Anyone else feeling out of the loop today?,The love is of my life will have to break into my home to find me. I don't go anywhere.,This could be my new motto!
47906,The love is of my life will have to break into my home to find me. I don't go anywhere.,This could be my new motto!,Hahaha maybe theres hope! Even for introverts!
47907,"Someone once told me a deja vu is life telling you that you are on the right path, that you are where you're supposed to be and your future self has been there before",Thank you for this &lt;3,can't take credit for it. It's gonna put a smile on your face from time to time.
47908,Thank you for this &lt;3,can't take credit for it. It's gonna put a smile on your face from time to time.,It doesn't matter. This makes me wanna hug you and your friend.
47909,"Someone once told me a deja vu is life telling you that you are on the right path, that you are where you're supposed to be and your future self has been there before",I got really bad déjà vu the other day...,Go on..
47910,I got really bad déjà vu the other day...,Go on..,"Not every story has to be “interesting”

/s"
47911,Go on..,"Not every story has to be “interesting”

/s",I feel like I remember this..
47912,"Not every story has to be “interesting”

/s",I feel like I remember this..,Maybe iCarly is ringing some bells... no?
47913,"I, an American, will be moving to Britain less than a week after Independence Day, to be more independent",Looking forward to having you! Where will you be moving to?,Liverpool! I just watched Yesterday yesterday and I recognized all of the places they filmed at.
47914,Looking forward to having you! Where will you be moving to?,Liverpool! I just watched Yesterday yesterday and I recognized all of the places they filmed at.,Are you going to be a red or a blue?
47915,Looking forward to having you! Where will you be moving to?,Liverpool! I just watched Yesterday yesterday and I recognized all of the places they filmed at.,Liverpool is really cool. Welcome!
47916,Looking forward to having you! Where will you be moving to?,Liverpool! I just watched Yesterday yesterday and I recognized all of the places they filmed at.,Hope you enjoy our city you also chose the right team well.. your husband did
47917,"I, an American, will be moving to Britain less than a week after Independence Day, to be more independent",Welcome home. I'll put the kettle on.,"Thanks, two teaspoons of sugar please"
47918,Welcome home. I'll put the kettle on.,"Thanks, two teaspoons of sugar please",Biccy?
47919,"Thanks, two teaspoons of sugar please",Biccy?,Custard cream please
47920,Biccy?,Custard cream please,"Like a native.

Approved.

; )"
47921,Custard cream please,"Like a native.

Approved.

; )",I'm ready to take the citizenship test now!
47922,"Like a native.

Approved.

; )",I'm ready to take the citizenship test now!,"No need pal. With that level of tea break related expertise, we'll let you in on the nod."
47923,"Like a native.

Approved.

; )",I'm ready to take the citizenship test now!,Vinegar on your fish and chips?
47924,"Thanks, two teaspoons of sugar please",Biccy?,He means bitty
47925,Biccy?,He means bitty,He doesn't.
47926,The best joke I’ve ever made,I am in love,Haha thank you!
47927,I am in love,Haha thank you!,I'm leaving reddit after this
47928,Haha thank you!,I'm leaving reddit after this,Hahaha
47929,I'm leaving reddit after this,Hahaha,Did he say what I thought he said
47930,Hahaha,Did he say what I thought he said,Yes.
47931,The best joke I’ve ever made,I am in love,"Hi ""In Love"", I'm dad!"
47932,I am in love,"Hi ""In Love"", I'm dad!",Dammit I set that up! Haha
47933,The best joke I’ve ever made,"Worth the breakup? 
Is the dog doing okay now? 

Good to go.",Yeah the dogs fine! Haha absolutely worth the breakup
47934,"Worth the breakup? 
Is the dog doing okay now? 

Good to go.",Yeah the dogs fine! Haha absolutely worth the breakup,The way you explained made the joke funnier.
47935,Yeah the dogs fine! Haha absolutely worth the breakup,The way you explained made the joke funnier.,Haha...I laughed again writing it
47936,The best joke I’ve ever made,Where have you been my entire life.,Haha over in Australia
47937,Where have you been my entire life.,Haha over in Australia,Ahh that explains it you have an anti American defense mechanism.... giant ass spiders
47938,Haha over in Australia,Ahh that explains it you have an anti American defense mechanism.... giant ass spiders,Don’t forget the drop bears
47939,Ahh that explains it you have an anti American defense mechanism.... giant ass spiders,Don’t forget the drop bears,😂 god damn killer koala bears
47940,Don’t forget the drop bears,😂 god damn killer koala bears,They’ll kill ya!
47941,Ahh that explains it you have an anti American defense mechanism.... giant ass spiders,Don’t forget the drop bears,r/unexpecteddiscworld
47942,The best joke I’ve ever made,"Why this person didn't marry you on the spot is beyond me. 

Some people have no taste.","I know right! I’m
A catch"
47943,"Why this person didn't marry you on the spot is beyond me. 

Some people have no taste.","I know right! I’m
A catch","I personally love puns a lot, they’re great pun-ch lines and no one should **cop** out on those"
47944,"I know right! I’m
A catch","I personally love puns a lot, they’re great pun-ch lines and no one should **cop** out on those",My family calls them Grandpapa Jokes.
47945,"Why this person didn't marry you on the spot is beyond me. 

Some people have no taste.","I know right! I’m
A catch",[removed]
47946,"I know right! I’m
A catch",[removed],Haha I’m guessing you’re English?
47947,[removed],Haha I’m guessing you’re English?,"Nope! Indian. Spent a lot of time in the United States, grew up on British TV."
47948,The best joke I’ve ever made,"Why this person didn't marry you on the spot is beyond me. 

Some people have no taste.",Cuz it’s not a real story.
47949,"Why this person didn't marry you on the spot is beyond me. 

Some people have no taste.",Cuz it’s not a real story.,Why is it so unbelievable to you that someone made a joke
47950,Cuz it’s not a real story.,Why is it so unbelievable to you that someone made a joke,"&gt;believing shit stories like this

t. redditor"
47951,"Why this person didn't marry you on the spot is beyond me. 

Some people have no taste.",Cuz it’s not a real story.,[removed]
47952,"Why this person didn't marry you on the spot is beyond me. 

Some people have no taste.",Cuz it’s not a real story.,"Oh good, the eye-rolling huffy teen contingent has arrived."
47953,The best joke I’ve ever made,Wife material for sure. The dog traumatising fart sealed the deal for me,I’ve got plenty more of them up my sleeves and in my pants
47954,Wife material for sure. The dog traumatising fart sealed the deal for me,I’ve got plenty more of them up my sleeves and in my pants,"When you fart so hard it comes up and out of your sleeves,  we want the footage."
47955,The best joke I’ve ever made,OK let's get married,Deal
47956,OK let's get married,Deal,Do you guys need a witness?
47957,Deal,Do you guys need a witness?,Sure do!
47958,Do you guys need a witness?,Sure do!,I can officiate!
47959,Sure do!,I can officiate!,Thank you! Reddit wedding!
47960,I can officiate!,Thank you! Reddit wedding!,We did it Reddit!
47961,Thank you! Reddit wedding!,We did it Reddit!,"You forgot the rings, damnit"
47962,Thank you! Reddit wedding!,We did it Reddit!,"OP didn’t answer

*Sad semi-Reddit wedding*"
47963,I can officiate!,Thank you! Reddit wedding!,I can be your photographer! Downloading snapchat right now!
47964,Thank you! Reddit wedding!,I can be your photographer! Downloading snapchat right now!,Haha hooray!
47965,I can be your photographer! Downloading snapchat right now!,Haha hooray!,"Would you mind cheating? I don't need the sex, just the jokes will be enough"
47966,Haha hooray!,"Would you mind cheating? I don't need the sex, just the jokes will be enough","Oh trust me you’ll need the sex. Wink. 

No. No you won’t need the sex I’m awkward as hell."
47967,"Would you mind cheating? I don't need the sex, just the jokes will be enough","Oh trust me you’ll need the sex. Wink. 

No. No you won’t need the sex I’m awkward as hell.",...I think I love you
47968,"Oh trust me you’ll need the sex. Wink. 

No. No you won’t need the sex I’m awkward as hell.",...I think I love you,Haha thank you secret agent penguin :)
47969,...I think I love you,Haha thank you secret agent penguin :),Polygamous marriage?
47970,...I think I love you,Haha thank you secret agent penguin :),Ready for the second marriage? I don't have a dog for you to traumatise tho :/
47971,Haha thank you secret agent penguin :),Ready for the second marriage? I don't have a dog for you to traumatise tho :/,It’s okay we can get one
47972,"Would you mind cheating? I don't need the sex, just the jokes will be enough","Oh trust me you’ll need the sex. Wink. 

No. No you won’t need the sex I’m awkward as hell.","Awkward laughing sex is by far the best sex, especially if it makes the cats leave the room."
47973,I can be your photographer! Downloading snapchat right now!,Haha hooray!,If you need someone to shout and holler I can be there
47974,Haha hooray!,If you need someone to shout and holler I can be there,A sexistant
47975,I can officiate!,Thank you! Reddit wedding!,Does /r/karmacourt do marriage licenses?
47976,Thank you! Reddit wedding!,Does /r/karmacourt do marriage licenses?,I hope so!
47977,OK let's get married,Deal,How would you feel about being a sister-wife as a second wife?
47978,Deal,How would you feel about being a sister-wife as a second wife?,"Let’s do it, brother cousin!"
47979,How would you feel about being a sister-wife as a second wife?,"Let’s do it, brother cousin!","I want in too. Gutten-free? God, you're amazing."
47980,The best joke I’ve ever made,"absolute mad lad, or lass you pick",Haha thanks! Lass :)
47981,"absolute mad lad, or lass you pick",Haha thanks! Lass :),"absolute mad lass, i upvoted for the joke, downvoted for traumatizing the dog"
47982,Haha thanks! Lass :),"absolute mad lass, i upvoted for the joke, downvoted for traumatizing the dog",Haha thanks friend!
47983,"absolute mad lass, i upvoted for the joke, downvoted for traumatizing the dog",Haha thanks friend!,the absolute positivity on you is outstanding
47984,Haha thanks friend!,the absolute positivity on you is outstanding,Yeah apparently I laugh too much. I actually had a guy say that to my little giggling pig face.
47985,the absolute positivity on you is outstanding,Yeah apparently I laugh too much. I actually had a guy say that to my little giggling pig face.,"&gt;pig face 

don't say that OP, giggling girls are the cutest"
47986,The best joke I’ve ever made,Did you break up because of that?,No it was more the constant arguing and manipulation
47987,Did you break up because of that?,No it was more the constant arguing and manipulation,"Oh, sorry."
47988,No it was more the constant arguing and manipulation,"Oh, sorry.",Haha all good!
47989,"Oh, sorry.",Haha all good!,It would have been funny if that was the reason. Hope you're feeling ok now!
47990,The best joke I’ve ever made,Christ. These comments are something else.,Aren’t they wonderful?
47991,Christ. These comments are something else.,Aren’t they wonderful?,[removed]
47992,The best joke I’ve ever made,"This is what I needed for my 18th birthday, this post saved my life lmaoooo",Haha happy birthday New friend!! Can you drink today or do you have to wait until you’re 21?
47993,"This is what I needed for my 18th birthday, this post saved my life lmaoooo",Haha happy birthday New friend!! Can you drink today or do you have to wait until you’re 21?,I live in America so I have to wait but I can buy my own damn smokes now!!
47994,The best joke I’ve ever made,"Okay, that joke made you the sexiest woman I know.",Haha woohoooo!
47995,"Okay, that joke made you the sexiest woman I know.",Haha woohoooo!,Call me 😘😄😄
47996,Anyone want to play 2 truths and 1 lie?,Sure,"I have a dog called Marcy 
My favourite food is Chinese takeout
I have a boyfriend"
47997,Sure,"I have a dog called Marcy 
My favourite food is Chinese takeout
I have a boyfriend",Marcy
47998,"I have a dog called Marcy 
My favourite food is Chinese takeout
I have a boyfriend",Marcy,Yay your turn.
47999,Marcy,Yay your turn.,"I have 29 tattoos
I have met three famous people
I have 5 kids"
48000,Yay your turn.,"I have 29 tattoos
I have met three famous people
I have 5 kids",29 tattoos
48001,"I have 29 tattoos
I have met three famous people
I have 5 kids",29 tattoos,Nope I have that
48002,29 tattoos,Nope I have that,Damn. Your turn again
48003,Anyone want to play 2 truths and 1 lie?,let’s do this,"I’m 19 years old
I have a girlfriend 
I broke my wrist when I was 8"
48004,let’s do this,"I’m 19 years old
I have a girlfriend 
I broke my wrist when I was 8","cmon man, we both know you didn’t break your wrist when you were 8"
48005,"I’m 19 years old
I have a girlfriend 
I broke my wrist when I was 8","cmon man, we both know you didn’t break your wrist when you were 8",Haha yes I did. My turn again
48006,"cmon man, we both know you didn’t break your wrist when you were 8",Haha yes I did. My turn again,dammit
48007,"I’m 19 years old
I have a girlfriend 
I broke my wrist when I was 8","cmon man, we both know you didn’t break your wrist when you were 8","* I have brown hair
* I am 19
* I’m wearing a blue hoodie"
48008,"cmon man, we both know you didn’t break your wrist when you were 8","* I have brown hair
* I am 19
* I’m wearing a blue hoodie",you’re no 19 year old! clearly it’s a fluke!
48009,"* I have brown hair
* I am 19
* I’m wearing a blue hoodie",you’re no 19 year old! clearly it’s a fluke!,Haha nope I’m definitely 19. My turn again!
48010,you’re no 19 year old! clearly it’s a fluke!,Haha nope I’m definitely 19. My turn again!,"jeez, i knew i shoulda chose the hoodie"
48011,Haha nope I’m definitely 19. My turn again!,"jeez, i knew i shoulda chose the hoodie",Yep I’m wearing a red hoodie not a blue one lol
48012,Anyone want to play 2 truths and 1 lie?,Yeah,"I’ll go first 

* i live England 
* I’m wearing socks right now
* I just had a bag of popcorn"
48013,Yeah,"I’ll go first 

* i live England 
* I’m wearing socks right now
* I just had a bag of popcorn",Is the lie you aren't wearing socks?
48014,"I’ll go first 

* i live England 
* I’m wearing socks right now
* I just had a bag of popcorn",Is the lie you aren't wearing socks?,Yey. Your turn!
48015,Is the lie you aren't wearing socks?,Yey. Your turn!,"My cats name has 29 letters in it.
I'm 20
I love avocado"
48016,Yey. Your turn!,"My cats name has 29 letters in it.
I'm 20
I love avocado",Avocado
48017,"My cats name has 29 letters in it.
I'm 20
I love avocado",Avocado,Yeah
48018,Anyone want to play 2 truths and 1 lie?,Hit me,"* I have a pet parrot 
* my dad is 49
* I live in an apartment"
48019,Hit me,"* I have a pet parrot 
* my dad is 49
* I live in an apartment",Your dad isn't 49.
48020,Anyone want to play 2 truths and 1 lie?,I'm up for a game! It's great to learn things about people even if I don't know them!,"* I have socks on
* I just ate some baked beans
* I’m sat on the kitchen floor"
48021,I'm up for a game! It's great to learn things about people even if I don't know them!,"* I have socks on
* I just ate some baked beans
* I’m sat on the kitchen floor","I'll say, baked beans.



(Also sorry for the late reply)"
48022,"* I have socks on
* I just ate some baked beans
* I’m sat on the kitchen floor","I'll say, baked beans.



(Also sorry for the late reply)","Correct! Your turn
(Np)"
48023,"I'll say, baked beans.



(Also sorry for the late reply)","Correct! Your turn
(Np)","Nice! Ok, hmm..

·I'm drinking an adult beverage alone
·I am pantless
·I haven't eaten all day"
48024,"Correct! Your turn
(Np)","Nice! Ok, hmm..

·I'm drinking an adult beverage alone
·I am pantless
·I haven't eaten all day",Drinking
48025,Anyone want to play 2 truths and 1 lie?,I’m down!,"* I have a pet fish 
* my brother is 15
* I’m really cold right now"
48026,I’m down!,"* I have a pet fish 
* my brother is 15
* I’m really cold right now",No way you’re cold it’s summer lol
48027,just got amazing news and i need to share,Thats amazing dude! Congrats!,thank you so much! :)
48028,Thats amazing dude! Congrats!,thank you so much! :),No problem!!!
48029,just got amazing news and i need to share,Glory be to God!! Congrats!,The doctor's name is God?  Weird.
48030,Glory be to God!! Congrats!,The doctor's name is God?  Weird.,"We live in the name of God, but that's probably weird to you, too."
48031,The doctor's name is God?  Weird.,"We live in the name of God, but that's probably weird to you, too.",Which god?
48032,just got amazing news and i need to share,"Im happy for you.

Rest up quickly now! Im happy everythings all good...",i am too! planning on spending the fourth with family just 5 days after surgery :)
48033,"Im happy for you.

Rest up quickly now! Im happy everythings all good...",i am too! planning on spending the fourth with family just 5 days after surgery :),Awesome! Happy 4th!
48034,Met a small girl who had a similar birth mark to mine and cried about it,"“Saw this little girl (7f)” 

Wow, did you just assume the gender of a child?!",No I knew she was a girl! I assumed nothing.
48035,"“Saw this little girl (7f)” 

Wow, did you just assume the gender of a child?!",No I knew she was a girl! I assumed nothing.,"Lol I’m jk, that is what society says these days though"
48036,No I knew she was a girl! I assumed nothing.,"Lol I’m jk, that is what society says these days though","No I know, I didn’t know which way your question was headed lol."
48037,Met a small girl who had a similar birth mark to mine and cried about it,Where’s the birthmark? Am I blind?,On my cheek by my eye
48038,Where’s the birthmark? Am I blind?,On my cheek by my eye,"Oh that. If it actually portrays anything, it amplifies your beauty."
48039,On my cheek by my eye,"Oh that. If it actually portrays anything, it amplifies your beauty.",Well thank you kind stranger!
48040,"In the military and on an extended temporary duty. Feeling pretty isolated, what’s everyone’s plans for the fourth?",I'll be working. Yay /s,I’d honestly rather be working.
48041,I'll be working. Yay /s,I’d honestly rather be working.,Hope you can Face time your family or something at least.
48042,I’d honestly rather be working.,Hope you can Face time your family or something at least.,Yeah we’ll see!
48043,"In the military and on an extended temporary duty. Feeling pretty isolated, what’s everyone’s plans for the fourth?",Having a cookout at the grandparents house. What branch you in?,Nice that sounds cool. Army.
48044,Having a cookout at the grandparents house. What branch you in?,Nice that sounds cool. Army.,I’m enlisting in the army next year so that’s cool what mos are you
48045,Nice that sounds cool. Army.,I’m enlisting in the army next year so that’s cool what mos are you,Oh way to be. I’m a 12Y Geospatial Engineer. Why are you planning on going for?
48046,I’m enlisting in the army next year so that’s cool what mos are you,Oh way to be. I’m a 12Y Geospatial Engineer. Why are you planning on going for?,I’m planning on going for infantry then at some point try out for rangers
48047,Oh way to be. I’m a 12Y Geospatial Engineer. Why are you planning on going for?,I’m planning on going for infantry then at some point try out for rangers,Oh ok way to be.
48048,I’m planning on going for infantry then at some point try out for rangers,Oh ok way to be.,What goes on in geospatial engineering though sounds interesting
48049,"In the military and on an extended temporary duty. Feeling pretty isolated, what’s everyone’s plans for the fourth?","So apparently one of my relatives died today, and there's his funeral on fourth, so yeah",Oh dang I’m sorry for your loss.
48050,"So apparently one of my relatives died today, and there's his funeral on fourth, so yeah",Oh dang I’m sorry for your loss.,"Its OK man, he passed away in peace I heard"
48051,Oh dang I’m sorry for your loss.,"Its OK man, he passed away in peace I heard",Well at least there’s that. Funerals are never fun though.
48052,"Its OK man, he passed away in peace I heard",Well at least there’s that. Funerals are never fun though.,"Yeah, that's true"
48053,"In the military and on an extended temporary duty. Feeling pretty isolated, what’s everyone’s plans for the fourth?",I dont like fireworks so work and go home and sleep.,Hey nothing wrong with that. I wouldn’t mind working tbh.
48054,I dont like fireworks so work and go home and sleep.,Hey nothing wrong with that. I wouldn’t mind working tbh.,:) It's day shift so not bad.
48055,Hey nothing wrong with that. I wouldn’t mind working tbh.,:) It's day shift so not bad.,"Yeah that’s not too bad, at least your evening will be free then."
48056,:) It's day shift so not bad.,"Yeah that’s not too bad, at least your evening will be free then.",Yeah for some chilling
48057,"Pulling a all nighter, will be responding to every comment.","Fuck, Mary, kill. Pink Floyd, the Beatles, talking heads?",Can’t answer as I don’t know any of the above mentioned
48058,"Fuck, Mary, kill. Pink Floyd, the Beatles, talking heads?",Can’t answer as I don’t know any of the above mentioned,You don't know the Beatles?
48059,Can’t answer as I don’t know any of the above mentioned,You don't know the Beatles?,"I know the Beatles, the other two no."
48060,You don't know the Beatles?,"I know the Beatles, the other two no.",You need to listen to dark side of the moon by Pink Floyd
48061,"Pulling a all nighter, will be responding to every comment.",Would you rather fight 10000 ant sized lions or 1 lion-sized ant?,"10000 ant sized lions, as 1 lion sized ant is just a Australian insect"
48062,Would you rather fight 10000 ant sized lions or 1 lion-sized ant?,"10000 ant sized lions, as 1 lion sized ant is just a Australian insect",Okay. What’s your favourite species of shark?
48063,"Pulling a all nighter, will be responding to every comment.",If you punch yourself and it hurts are you strong or weak?,Strong
48064,If you punch yourself and it hurts are you strong or weak?,Strong,"incorrect, you are stupid"
48065,Hello! My name is Carol and my granddaughter told me that I could have a chat with new people on the internet in this website. I find facebook boring. How are you doing today?,have you looked into r/knitting r/cooking r/recipes r/gardening,r/crochet as well
48066,have you looked into r/knitting r/cooking r/recipes r/gardening,r/crochet as well,Happy cake day 🍰
48067,Hello! My name is Carol and my granddaughter told me that I could have a chat with new people on the internet in this website. I find facebook boring. How are you doing today?,Hi Carol!!!,Hi reese! How are you?
48068,Hi Carol!!!,Hi reese! How are you?,"Good thanks, and you? What are some of your other interests? You sound like so much fun."
48069,Hello! My name is Carol and my granddaughter told me that I could have a chat with new people on the internet in this website. I find facebook boring. How are you doing today?,Can we blow this up! (Make it seen by thousands),I'm looking forward to this too
48070,Can we blow this up! (Make it seen by thousands),I'm looking forward to this too,I thought I was on r/MadeMeSmile or r/Wholesomememes. This thread is fantastic.
48071,Hello! My name is Carol and my granddaughter told me that I could have a chat with new people on the internet in this website. I find facebook boring. How are you doing today?,Can we blow this up! (Make it seen by thousands),"It's fake, it shouldn't be seen by anyone"
48072,Can we blow this up! (Make it seen by thousands),"It's fake, it shouldn't be seen by anyone",And your basis for this iiiis?
48073,"It's fake, it shouldn't be seen by anyone",And your basis for this iiiis?,"25 years of internetting, just trust me bro"
48074,"It's fake, it shouldn't be seen by anyone",And your basis for this iiiis?,Common sense
48075,Hello! My name is Carol and my granddaughter told me that I could have a chat with new people on the internet in this website. I find facebook boring. How are you doing today?,This is so obviously fake. Reddit is so stupid,Yup. Look at everyone lapping it up. Lmao.
48076,This is so obviously fake. Reddit is so stupid,Yup. Look at everyone lapping it up. Lmao.,"A grandma named Carol that likes to knit, cook, and garden. It’s like they weren’t even trying."
48077,Yup. Look at everyone lapping it up. Lmao.,"A grandma named Carol that likes to knit, cook, and garden. It’s like they weren’t even trying.","Gardening, knitting and cooking: the only three things grandmas think about!"
48078,Hello! My name is Carol and my granddaughter told me that I could have a chat with new people on the internet in this website. I find facebook boring. How are you doing today?,This smells of bullshit.,Just like you.
48079,This smells of bullshit.,Just like you.,that makes absolutely zero sense as a reply.
48080,Hello! My name is Carol and my granddaughter told me that I could have a chat with new people on the internet in this website. I find facebook boring. How are you doing today?,"Carol, you are thrice my age, and I am very attracted to you.","Hi 'very attracted to you', im DAD."
48081,"Carol, you are thrice my age, and I am very attracted to you.","Hi 'very attracted to you', im DAD.","Hey DAD, how's your golf game?"
48082,Hello! My name is Carol and my granddaughter told me that I could have a chat with new people on the internet in this website. I find facebook boring. How are you doing today?,So fake dude lmfao,???????
48083,So fake dude lmfao,???????,You believe this shit?
48084,Hello! My name is Carol and my granddaughter told me that I could have a chat with new people on the internet in this website. I find facebook boring. How are you doing today?,This restored my faith in humanity,This aged poorly
48085,This restored my faith in humanity,This aged poorly,Haha. My faith in humanity has been lost again.
48086,This aged poorly,Haha. My faith in humanity has been lost again.,I’m laughing so hard! Well shit those were a great 15 minutes
48087,Hello! My name is Carol and my granddaughter told me that I could have a chat with new people on the internet in this website. I find facebook boring. How are you doing today?,This kid just karma farmed the shit out of you,"I read edit 4 and shit my pants, I got got!"
48088,This kid just karma farmed the shit out of you,"I read edit 4 and shit my pants, I got got!",Audible laughter upon reading that 4th edit. Holy shit.
48089,"I read edit 4 and shit my pants, I got got!",Audible laughter upon reading that 4th edit. Holy shit.,"Post was removed, what’d it’d say?"
48090,Audible laughter upon reading that 4th edit. Holy shit.,"Post was removed, what’d it’d say?",Suck my 17 year old dick
48091,"Post was removed, what’d it’d say?",Suck my 17 year old dick,Lmao
48092,"I read edit 4 and shit my pants, I got got!",Audible laughter upon reading that 4th edit. Holy shit.,What was it? I got here too late
48093,Hello! My name is Carol and my granddaughter told me that I could have a chat with new people on the internet in this website. I find facebook boring. How are you doing today?,"&gt;17 year old dick

*jazz music stops*",#***jazz music intensifies***
48094,"&gt;17 year old dick

*jazz music stops*",#***jazz music intensifies***,They had us in the first half
48095,#***jazz music intensifies***,They had us in the first half,But then he lied
48096,Hello! My name is Carol and my granddaughter told me that I could have a chat with new people on the internet in this website. I find facebook boring. How are you doing today?,"weird, i was in this thread 5 minutes ago &amp; came back for another look and carol deleted :-(",Check edit 4 homie
48097,"weird, i was in this thread 5 minutes ago &amp; came back for another look and carol deleted :-(",Check edit 4 homie,op got me good.
48098,"weird, i was in this thread 5 minutes ago &amp; came back for another look and carol deleted :-(",Check edit 4 homie,this was op chief
48099,Hello! My name is Carol and my granddaughter told me that I could have a chat with new people on the internet in this website. I find facebook boring. How are you doing today?,Why was this deleted?,It was a jebait.
48100,Why was this deleted?,It was a jebait.,"Of course... BTW, how did you answer so fast?"
48101,I was having really bad day but then I got rid of a blackhead that had been bothering me for over a year,/r/popping,I am a bot. Here is a sneak peek of r/popping: People popping gross things.
48102,/r/popping,I am a bot. Here is a sneak peek of r/popping: People popping gross things.,Good bot
48103,I was having really bad day but then I got rid of a blackhead that had been bothering me for over a year,/r/popping,That almost made me throw up my guac
48104,/r/popping,That almost made me throw up my guac,And guac is the same consistency as the puss. Almost the same color too. Enjoy!!!
48105,That almost made me throw up my guac,And guac is the same consistency as the puss. Almost the same color too. Enjoy!!!,"It's ""pus"". Puss is something else."
48106,And guac is the same consistency as the puss. Almost the same color too. Enjoy!!!,"It's ""pus"". Puss is something else.","Face right? What puss means?

Like sour puss?

Lolz"
48107,That almost made me throw up my guac,And guac is the same consistency as the puss. Almost the same color too. Enjoy!!!,Do not put guac in your puss
48108,does anyone watch anime? what're you watching right now?,Deathnote,You mean the movie... right?
48109,Deathnote,You mean the movie... right?,HELL NO. The live action movie was garbage
48110,You mean the movie... right?,HELL NO. The live action movie was garbage,True
48111,does anyone watch anime? what're you watching right now?,Just finished aot s3 p2 and rising of the shield hero. Planning to watch steins gate 0 now .,nice! i really want to watch the fate series soon!
48112,Just finished aot s3 p2 and rising of the shield hero. Planning to watch steins gate 0 now .,nice! i really want to watch the fate series soon!,"Yeah I've watched fate zero, fate ubw and fate apocrypha and I loved all of them."
48113,does anyone watch anime? what're you watching right now?,I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE SAID DRAGON BALL Z!!! WATCH IT,you sound very enthusiastic ! i’ll watch it :D
48114,I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE SAID DRAGON BALL Z!!! WATCH IT,you sound very enthusiastic ! i’ll watch it :D,Hehe. U do that it's the emperor of anime!!!
48115,you sound very enthusiastic ! i’ll watch it :D,Hehe. U do that it's the emperor of anime!!!,hmm i’ll hold you to that! ty (:&lt;3
48116,Why do I as a female with an adult brain find anime guys attractive? Anyone else?,Because weeb,:) am cool weeb
48117,Because weeb,:) am cool weeb,"i like the way you think , have an upvote :)"
48118,Why do I as a female with an adult brain find anime guys attractive? Anyone else?,I remember watching Jojo's biazzare Adventure for the first time too....,Pillar men.....
48119,I remember watching Jojo's biazzare Adventure for the first time too....,Pillar men.....,AYAYAYAYAYAAYY
48120,Pillar men.....,AYAYAYAYAYAAYY,Eventually... Kars stopped thinking.
48121,monday funday ya'llll for them 5 q's!,"nah

lol nothing

nothing again

end

na",lol rough week?
48122,"nah

lol nothing

nothing again

end

na",lol rough week?,nah i simply have nothing to do ever
48123,lol rough week?,nah i simply have nothing to do ever,"boredom can kill, i swear. 

haven't got much going on in your life right now?"
48124,monday funday ya'llll for them 5 q's!,"Left side is always sore

Work

Work

Blessed

We all have uniqueness but we gotta get back home",what do ya do for work?
48125,"Left side is always sore

Work

Work

Blessed

We all have uniqueness but we gotta get back home",what do ya do for work?,Assisted living
48126,what do ya do for work?,Assisted living,and you.. hate it?
48127,Assisted living,and you.. hate it?,Hate is a strong word. It's actually gotten quite simple...and repetitive......and a but boring
48128,and you.. hate it?,Hate is a strong word. It's actually gotten quite simple...and repetitive......and a but boring,aww lookitu
48129,"Left side is always sore

Work

Work

Blessed

We all have uniqueness but we gotta get back home",what do ya do for work?,"Specifically, a waiter and a kitchen assistant"
48130,Why I think Reddit is the best social media platform,*All of this changed when the fire nation attacked*,"Lol, this comment is underrated"
48131,*All of this changed when the fire nation attacked*,"Lol, this comment is underrated",I totally agree with you.
48132,Why I think Reddit is the best social media platform,And there are subreddits for literally everything. And I do mean everything lol. But welcome!,I know right? Some subreddits are so odd that they make me question my life lol
48133,And there are subreddits for literally everything. And I do mean everything lol. But welcome!,I know right? Some subreddits are so odd that they make me question my life lol,Me too. I have come across some really weird subreddits lol. Take a look at r/forbiddensnacks.
48134,I know right? Some subreddits are so odd that they make me question my life lol,Me too. I have come across some really weird subreddits lol. Take a look at r/forbiddensnacks.,Thanks for showing me such a delicious subreddit lol
48135,Me too. I have come across some really weird subreddits lol. Take a look at r/forbiddensnacks.,Thanks for showing me such a delicious subreddit lol,Anytime lol
48136,Why I think Reddit is the best social media platform,Bold of you to call Reddit a social media platform,Sorry what is it then??
48137,Bold of you to call Reddit a social media platform,Sorry what is it then??,"Nah, you'r right."
48138,What should I change my first name to?,Enrico,"Nice name, but It’s awfully exotic for a basic white boy like me"
48139,Enrico,"Nice name, but It’s awfully exotic for a basic white boy like me",What about James? I know it's just 1 syllable but it might fit neatly.
48140,"Nice name, but It’s awfully exotic for a basic white boy like me",What about James? I know it's just 1 syllable but it might fit neatly.,"James is the name of my friend, unfortunately. And I think I’ve sold myself on Gabriel"
48141,What about James? I know it's just 1 syllable but it might fit neatly.,"James is the name of my friend, unfortunately. And I think I’ve sold myself on Gabriel","Big oof, Gabriel is a nice name as well. Why do you want to change your name anyway?"
48142,What should I change my first name to?,Wilson or Calvin?,"So essentially, volleyball or underwear? I gotta go with the volleyball"
48143,Wilson or Calvin?,"So essentially, volleyball or underwear? I gotta go with the volleyball",Didn’t realise lel. But good choice
48144,What should I change my first name to?,How about Christopher or Victor?,"Victor sounds kinda nice. Bold compared to my current name, but I might be able to pull it off"
48145,How about Christopher or Victor?,"Victor sounds kinda nice. Bold compared to my current name, but I might be able to pull it off",It's also cool to have a name that literally means winner.
48146,What should I change my first name to?,What's your middle name?,Matthew
48147,What's your middle name?,Matthew,Use Matthew.  I like it.
48148,Comment a song and I’ll rate it out of 10,Make You Mine- PUBLIC,8/10. Solid pop rock song
48149,Make You Mine- PUBLIC,8/10. Solid pop rock song,Yay!! Thanks :D
48150,Comment a song and I’ll rate it out of 10,Self Care-Mac Miller,8/10
48151,Self Care-Mac Miller,8/10,Nice I thought you would like it it one of my favs
48152,What’s everyone doing right in this moment ?,Working. 10:22 am here,"Wow , where are you from if you don’t mind?"
48153,Working. 10:22 am here,"Wow , where are you from if you don’t mind?","Russia, commrade:)"
48154,"Wow , where are you from if you don’t mind?","Russia, commrade:)","Russian accents are the best. Well, okay, my favorite is Irish, but Russian a close second!"
48155,What’s everyone doing right in this moment ?,Watching YouTube videos.,Fav youtuber ?
48156,Watching YouTube videos.,Fav youtuber ?,"Hmm, tough one.

It's either Natalie Wynn of the channel ContraPoints or Simone Giertz."
48157,Fav youtuber ?,"Hmm, tough one.

It's either Natalie Wynn of the channel ContraPoints or Simone Giertz.","Interesting , I’ve never heard of any of those people . What kind of content do they have ?"
48158,What’s everyone doing right in this moment ?,"On vacation in Lebanon, drinking tea with my great aunt, I dont know her name.",You don’t know your aunts name? 😂
48159,"On vacation in Lebanon, drinking tea with my great aunt, I dont know her name.",You don’t know your aunts name? 😂,"3amra!  Or in English, Amra"
48160,You don’t know your aunts name? 😂,"3amra!  Or in English, Amra",Oh that’s actually a really pretty name !!!
48161,What’s everyone doing right in this moment ?,I'm watching Youtube videos.,Story of my life lol Fav youtubers?
48162,I'm watching Youtube videos.,Story of my life lol Fav youtubers?,Scott the Woz is the best youtuber imo.
48163,Story of my life lol Fav youtubers?,Scott the Woz is the best youtuber imo.,What kind of content is he
48164,What’s everyone doing right in this moment ?,Waiting for my mom to call and tell me if she’s okay or not.,I hope you got good news ! 💕
48165,Waiting for my mom to call and tell me if she’s okay or not.,I hope you got good news ! 💕,"I did, thank you! Whew"
48166,Just over 2 years ago I was T-boned in an intersection by a Learner that wasn't paying attention to traffic. Today was the first day I woke up WITHOUT pain!,Congratulations!!!,Thank you!
48167,Congratulations!!!,Thank you!,"Happy for you, you have a new lease on life and glad you are no longer in pain"
48168,Thank you!,"Happy for you, you have a new lease on life and glad you are no longer in pain",Thank you so much!l friend!
48169,Just over 2 years ago I was T-boned in an intersection by a Learner that wasn't paying attention to traffic. Today was the first day I woke up WITHOUT pain!,Congratulations!!!,OP u/Orion1618 has a new lease on life and glad you are no longer in pain
48170,Congratulations!!!,OP u/Orion1618 has a new lease on life and glad you are no longer in pain,I do and I intend to make the most of it! Thank you friend :)
48171,Just over 2 years ago I was T-boned in an intersection by a Learner that wasn't paying attention to traffic. Today was the first day I woke up WITHOUT pain!,Try Keaton,"I've never heard of it, I'll have to look into it. Thank you!"
48172,Try Keaton,"I've never heard of it, I'll have to look into it. Thank you!","r/kratom 

Friendly sub over there."
48173,"I've never heard of it, I'll have to look into it. Thank you!","r/kratom 

Friendly sub over there.",Thank you! I'll check it out :)
48174,Just over 2 years ago I was T-boned in an intersection by a Learner that wasn't paying attention to traffic. Today was the first day I woke up WITHOUT pain!,"Oh shit I am a learner, Ill have to triple check traffic now.","Am I stupid, what is a learner"
48175,"Oh shit I am a learner, Ill have to triple check traffic now.","Am I stupid, what is a learner",I'm taking lessons to get my license
48176,Just over 2 years ago I was T-boned in an intersection by a Learner that wasn't paying attention to traffic. Today was the first day I woke up WITHOUT pain!,Did you sue?,"I got a really nice payout from insurance, I didn't see a need to go further with it :)"
48177,Did you sue?,"I got a really nice payout from insurance, I didn't see a need to go further with it :)",You’re nice.
48178,"I got a really nice payout from insurance, I didn't see a need to go further with it :)",You’re nice.,I do my best!
48179,I dont remember that last time I thought about killing myself.,Can't relate. Last time was today for me.,"Saying ""This too shall pass"" in my head seems to take some of the weight off for me."
48180,Can't relate. Last time was today for me.,"Saying ""This too shall pass"" in my head seems to take some of the weight off for me.",There comes a time where saying that isn't enough anymore
48181,Can't relate. Last time was today for me.,"Saying ""This too shall pass"" in my head seems to take some of the weight off for me.","Maybe so, but personally I don't like lying to myself or in general."
48182,"Working hour 6 of a 12 hour shift, looking for some people to chat with to pass time!",Who is your favorite author?,I don’t really read :(
48183,Who is your favorite author?,I don’t really read :(,Maybe you could start when you are bored in your food truck?
48184,Hello Reddit! We need positive help at r/SuicideWatch,r/suicidewatch,The hero we need
48185,r/suicidewatch,The hero we need,No you're the hero!
48186,The hero we need,No you're the hero!,"No, no. You are THE hero"
48187,No you're the hero!,"No, no. You are THE hero",Everyone reading the post and deciding to get implied is a hero in this story
48188,"No, no. You are THE hero",Everyone reading the post and deciding to get implied is a hero in this story,"Nah, you’re the hero."
48189,"I don’t have anyone to tell the happy news to, but I came out to my sister and she took it really well.",I’m super proud of you :),Thanks! Now to ease my three other siblings into the news eventually...
48190,I’m super proud of you :),Thanks! Now to ease my three other siblings into the news eventually...,I’m rooting for you!
48191,"I don’t have anyone to tell the happy news to, but I came out to my sister and she took it really well.",Are you planning on coming out to your parents?,"Not for the foreseeable future. They’re the disowning type, even though I love them very much."
48192,Are you planning on coming out to your parents?,"Not for the foreseeable future. They’re the disowning type, even though I love them very much.",I’m sorry about that man
48193,"Not for the foreseeable future. They’re the disowning type, even though I love them very much.",I’m sorry about that man,It’s MAAM!
48194,I’m sorry about that man,It’s MAAM!,"May have been in bad taste, but I chuckled"
48195,I’m sorry about that man,It’s MAAM!,Kek
48196,"I don’t have anyone to tell the happy news to, but I came out to my sister and she took it really well.","From one Jew to another, welcome friend 🤘🤘",Thanks! Have a chill Shabbat!
48197,"From one Jew to another, welcome friend 🤘🤘",Thanks! Have a chill Shabbat!,"Glad your sister took it well btw, all the best to you"
48198,"I don’t have anyone to tell the happy news to, but I came out to my sister and she took it really well.",What’s xtain mean?,Christian.
48199,What’s xtain mean?,Christian.,Put the X back in x-mas!
48200,Christian.,Put the X back in x-mas!,X gon' give it to ya
48201,"I don’t have anyone to tell the happy news to, but I came out to my sister and she took it really well.",May god forgive you of your sins.,Pretty sure it’s a sin to be judgemental
48202,May god forgive you of your sins.,Pretty sure it’s a sin to be judgemental,I’m not judging.
48203,Pretty sure it’s a sin to be judgemental,I’m not judging.,"*Judging* from all these downvotes, I think you might be."
48204,My boyfriend is learning how to ride a bike,Helmets. Everyone. Helmets. Please. Former EMT here. That is all.,"Yes, definitely. Thank you"
48205,Helmets. Everyone. Helmets. Please. Former EMT here. That is all.,"Yes, definitely. Thank you","Dutchman here... nah he's alright ;)

Haha jk idk how bad things are in the US."
48206,"Yes, definitely. Thank you","Dutchman here... nah he's alright ;)

Haha jk idk how bad things are in the US.","I wouldn't know, I live in the UK :D"
48207,My boyfriend is learning how to ride a bike,Helmets. Everyone. Helmets. Please. Former EMT here. That is all.,My head is crash proof
48208,Helmets. Everyone. Helmets. Please. Former EMT here. That is all.,My head is crash proof,Mmmkay.
48209,My head is crash proof,Mmmkay.,I've tested it
48210,My boyfriend is learning how to ride a bike,You know that you dont have to hit him right?,"I don't understand, why did you think I would hit him?"
48211,You know that you dont have to hit him right?,"I don't understand, why did you think I would hit him?",I was just making sure like fr no offense
48212,My boyfriend is learning how to ride a bike,You know that you dont have to hit him right?,im so confused?
48213,You know that you dont have to hit him right?,im so confused?,So dont be
48214,im so confused?,So dont be,thats pretty rude but okay?
48215,So dont be,thats pretty rude but okay?,You know im just fri*kin around here
48216,My boyfriend is learning how to ride a bike,You know that you dont have to hit him right?,but what if he likes being hit
48217,You know that you dont have to hit him right?,but what if he likes being hit,Then make him a fucking cripple maybe? I dunno
48218,My boyfriend is learning how to ride a bike,"I didn't learn until I was like, 12 or 13. Good for him :)",Thanks! Do you still ride?
48219,"I didn't learn until I was like, 12 or 13. Good for him :)",Thanks! Do you still ride?,"I do occasionally, but these days I tend to ride motorcycles ;P"
48220,Thanks! Do you still ride?,"I do occasionally, but these days I tend to ride motorcycles ;P",Awesome
48221,My boyfriend is learning how to ride a bike,I think I need to do the same. Never ended up learning as a kid. :(,"Please don't hesitate, you won't regret it"
48222,I think I need to do the same. Never ended up learning as a kid. :(,"Please don't hesitate, you won't regret it",:))))))
48223,What do people do on summer break?,Nows a better time then ever to build up good habits of going to the gym if you aren’t already,Gyms are expensive!!
48224,Nows a better time then ever to build up good habits of going to the gym if you aren’t already,Gyms are expensive!!,Assuming you’re in the US plenty of gyms have memberships for as little as 10/month
48225,Gyms are expensive!!,Assuming you’re in the US plenty of gyms have memberships for as little as 10/month,Im not in the US gyms here cost 100 dollars a month
48226,Assuming you’re in the US plenty of gyms have memberships for as little as 10/month,Im not in the US gyms here cost 100 dollars a month,Disgusting
48227,"Honestly, I just wish it was socially acceptable to wear a cape/cloak all the time.",Somewhere a genie heard you and now you're the protag of another isekai,"TIL: ""isekai"""
48228,Somewhere a genie heard you and now you're the protag of another isekai,"TIL: ""isekai""",Nice
48229,"Honestly, I just wish it was socially acceptable to wear a cape/cloak all the time.",Synchronize with people all around the world to start a cape/cloak wearing trend.,"Honestly, I'm down."
48230,Synchronize with people all around the world to start a cape/cloak wearing trend.,"Honestly, I'm down.",I’m down. Where do we start?
48231,"Honestly, I'm down.",I’m down. Where do we start?,Me too keep me in the info
48232,I’m down. Where do we start?,Me too keep me in the info,Start a sub
48233,Me too keep me in the info,Start a sub,"/r/CoolCloakClan

...wait a second."
48234,Start a sub,"/r/CoolCloakClan

...wait a second.","And the leader will wear a red cloak!

Hold up... something doesn’t seem right about this"
48235,Synchronize with people all around the world to start a cape/cloak wearing trend.,"Honestly, I'm down.",I'll join.
48236,Synchronize with people all around the world to start a cape/cloak wearing trend.,"Honestly, I'm down.","On Mondays, we wear capes."
48237,Synchronize with people all around the world to start a cape/cloak wearing trend.,"Honestly, I'm down.",I'm so in
48238,Synchronize with people all around the world to start a cape/cloak wearing trend.,"Honestly, I'm down.",I would like to wear capes too
48239,"Honestly, I just wish it was socially acceptable to wear a cape/cloak all the time.",Synchronize with people all around the world to start a cape/cloak wearing trend.,Can we include kilts? I look great in a kilt.
48240,Synchronize with people all around the world to start a cape/cloak wearing trend.,Can we include kilts? I look great in a kilt.,Yeah man! I wear a kilt everyday!
48241,"Honestly, I just wish it was socially acceptable to wear a cape/cloak all the time.","I wanted a cloak for a long time! Ankle length, hooded, and in pine green.",YES! This is the exact cloak of my fantasy! A pine green cloak with gold stitching.
48242,"I wanted a cloak for a long time! Ankle length, hooded, and in pine green.",YES! This is the exact cloak of my fantasy! A pine green cloak with gold stitching.,"Mine is plain, with an ornate bronze clasp. But yours sounds lovely too!"
48243,"Honestly, I just wish it was socially acceptable to wear a cape/cloak all the time.",Edna would not approve,*No capes!!*
48244,Edna would not approve,*No capes!!*,NO POMEGRANATES!
48245,i showered for the first time in four days!,Fuck buddy i go 4 days easy without showering sometimes when im bogged with work,im super picky about my greasy hair. thats my main thing about not showering.
48246,Fuck buddy i go 4 days easy without showering sometimes when im bogged with work,im super picky about my greasy hair. thats my main thing about not showering.,Dry shampoo.  It's a game changer.
48247,im super picky about my greasy hair. thats my main thing about not showering.,Dry shampoo.  It's a game changer.,dont i know it..
48248,Dry shampoo.  It's a game changer.,dont i know it..,Try no poo
48249,dont i know it..,Try no poo,I tend to not use poo in my hair. Leaves a awful smell
48250,Try no poo,I tend to not use poo in my hair. Leaves a awful smell,Wonderful smell*
48251,Try no poo,I tend to not use poo in my hair. Leaves a awful smell,"No it's a thing, r/nopoo"
48252,I tend to not use poo in my hair. Leaves a awful smell,"No it's a thing, r/nopoo",Oh boi
48253,i showered for the first time in four days!,"I cleaned my main closet today, might seem little, but it's something that I'm proud of",doesnt seem little to me. my closet is a black hole
48254,"I cleaned my main closet today, might seem little, but it's something that I'm proud of",doesnt seem little to me. my closet is a black hole,"Same, but I like organization, so it was a relief to be able to check that off my list"
48255,Anyone up to talk?,It is so hot,"Yeah. 10pm, 28°C inside."
48256,It is so hot,"Yeah. 10pm, 28°C inside.",Same!
48257,Anyone up to talk?,Im down.,What happened?
48258,Im down.,What happened?,Nothing really. What about you ?
48259,What happened?,Nothing really. What about you ?,"Just a regular day, need to get a few things done, but, I just don’t feel like getting out."
48260,Anyone up to talk?,How do you guys take your coffee? Searching for just the right style,French press with 1tbs brown sugar and a bit of almond milk.
48261,How do you guys take your coffee? Searching for just the right style,French press with 1tbs brown sugar and a bit of almond milk.,"Very nice, appreciated"
48262,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,Well that sounds... Kinda nice actually. What type of bread?,"Italian bread, pretty tasty."
48263,Well that sounds... Kinda nice actually. What type of bread?,"Italian bread, pretty tasty.",Well take a bite for me wouldya?
48264,"Italian bread, pretty tasty.",Well take a bite for me wouldya?,yes
48265,"Italian bread, pretty tasty.",Well take a bite for me wouldya?,Me too
48266,Well take a bite for me wouldya?,Me too,Me three keep eating op
48267,Me too,Me three keep eating op,Me four I believe in your potential
48268,Me three keep eating op,Me four I believe in your potential,and you.
48269,Me four I believe in your potential,and you.,And my axe!
48270,and you.,And my axe!,gimli!
48271,Me too,Me three keep eating op,ill take a bite for all of you
48272,Me three keep eating op,ill take a bite for all of you,Op its been three hours since you first posted... Are you still eating bread?
48273,ill take a bite for all of you,Op its been three hours since you first posted... Are you still eating bread?,"like i said, this isnt normal bread man, its huge."
48274,Op its been three hours since you first posted... Are you still eating bread?,"like i said, this isnt normal bread man, its huge.",Are you sure it's bread?
48275,"like i said, this isnt normal bread man, its huge.",Are you sure it's bread?,certain
48276,Are you sure it's bread?,certain,"Man, how big is it?"
48277,certain,"Man, how big is it?",over like a foot and a half dude!
48278,Me three keep eating op,ill take a bite for all of you,Bite one put for the homes
48279,ill take a bite for all of you,Bite one put for the homes,I will
48280,Me three keep eating op,ill take a bite for all of you,"Wait OP, I think I came too late :("
48281,ill take a bite for all of you,"Wait OP, I think I came too late :(","Hey OP, I know you’re out of bread and all so can you pretend taking a bite for me? Thx 😘"
48282,"Wait OP, I think I came too late :(","Hey OP, I know you’re out of bread and all so can you pretend taking a bite for me? Thx 😘","Do they need to just write about them pretending to take a bit, or must they do it for real?"
48283,"Wait OP, I think I came too late :(","Hey OP, I know you’re out of bread and all so can you pretend taking a bite for me? Thx 😘",Hey! How are you?
48284,"Wait OP, I think I came too late :(","Hey OP, I know you’re out of bread and all so can you pretend taking a bite for me? Thx 😘",sure thing bub
48285,"Hey OP, I know you’re out of bread and all so can you pretend taking a bite for me? Thx 😘",sure thing bub,Thank
48286,Well take a bite for me wouldya?,Me too,i will
48287,Well that sounds... Kinda nice actually. What type of bread?,"Italian bread, pretty tasty.","God I miss the italian bread (along decent pizza), good for you!"
48288,"Italian bread, pretty tasty.","God I miss the italian bread (along decent pizza), good for you!",italian bread...
48289,"Italian bread, pretty tasty.","God I miss the italian bread (along decent pizza), good for you!",TIL north Carolina makes good Italian bread
48290,Well that sounds... Kinda nice actually. What type of bread?,"Italian bread, pretty tasty.",With butter? Or olive oil? Or just plain?
48291,Well that sounds... Kinda nice actually. What type of bread?,"Italian bread, pretty tasty.","Wait, you found decent Italian bread out here?"
48292,Well that sounds... Kinda nice actually. What type of bread?,"Italian bread, pretty tasty.","God tier food is fresh bread loaf, Costco chicken and Brie. Just demolish it."
48293,Well that sounds... Kinda nice actually. What type of bread?,"Italian bread, pretty tasty.",Staple it to a tree ASAP
48294,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,Are you cutting the bread into slices or just biting a chunk out of it?,both
48295,Are you cutting the bread into slices or just biting a chunk out of it?,both,You maniac.
48296,both,You maniac.,you
48297,You maniac.,you,maniac
48298,you,maniac,pretty much
48299,you,maniac,.
48300,maniac,.,.
48301,.,.,.
48302,.,.,Bye
48303,.,.,r/decreasinglyverbose
48304,.,.,[removed]
48305,both,You maniac.,Chaotic evil
48306,both,You maniac.,"The actual maniacal part is eating brwad in bed, think about the crumbs"
48307,Are you cutting the bread into slices or just biting a chunk out of it?,both,The madlad.
48308,Are you cutting the bread into slices or just biting a chunk out of it?,both,r/madlad
48309,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,Hopefully it’s like some gourmet bread,idk but its pretty darn tasty
48310,Hopefully it’s like some gourmet bread,idk but its pretty darn tasty,I'm actually curious about what type of beead that ~is~ *was*
48311,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,Butter?,yes
48312,Butter?,yes,"ok, now it makes perfect sense to me. :D :-)"
48313,Butter?,yes,Oh thank God
48314,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,Where in nc?,Corolla.
48315,Where in nc?,Corolla.,The outer banks are awesome. Have you been to Kill Devil hills yet?
48316,Corolla.,The outer banks are awesome. Have you been to Kill Devil hills yet?,no but i think we saw it on the way here
48317,Corolla.,The outer banks are awesome. Have you been to Kill Devil hills yet?,Hello! How have you been?!
48318,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,How's the crumb situation?,Honestly theres not really any crumbs
48319,How's the crumb situation?,Honestly theres not really any crumbs,Man's best vacuum cleaner
48320,Honestly theres not really any crumbs,Man's best vacuum cleaner,Indeed.
48321,Man's best vacuum cleaner,Indeed.,Time to pay the dog tax! Photos of dogs are always required. :P
48322,Indeed.,Time to pay the dog tax! Photos of dogs are always required. :P,Mine
48323,How's the crumb situation?,Honestly theres not really any crumbs,I hope your dogs are also enjoying their vacation.
48324,Honestly theres not really any crumbs,I hope your dogs are also enjoying their vacation.,they are.. or maybe its the bread
48325,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,Are... are you high?,No.
48326,Are... are you high?,No.,That makes it even better. Keep being awesome friend!
48327,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,Did you have that bread with you overnight?,No but I might
48328,Did you have that bread with you overnight?,No but I might,Then you get breakfast in bed bread
48329,No but I might,Then you get breakfast in bed bread,Then you don’t have to leave bed
48330,No but I might,Then you get breakfast in bed bread,Dont you mean breakfast 8in bread?
48331,Then you get breakfast in bed bread,Dont you mean breakfast 8in bread?,haha I loaf it!
48332,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,"By any chance, is weed involved?",No.
48333,"By any chance, is weed involved?",No.,Bummer!
48334,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,I swear you find the wackiest posts on r/CasualConversation,And isn't it awesome ?
48335,I swear you find the wackiest posts on r/CasualConversation,And isn't it awesome ?,It's casual
48336,And isn't it awesome ?,It's casual,its both
48337,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,Are you lactose intolerant,No
48338,Are you lactose intolerant,No,Good
48339,No,Good,I am plus gluten so no bread in bed for me 🥺.
48340,Good,I am plus gluten so no bread in bed for me 🥺.,:(
48341,Good,I am plus gluten so no bread in bed for me 🥺.,Not good. How do you survive in this wheat filled world
48342,I am plus gluten so no bread in bed for me 🥺.,Not good. How do you survive in this wheat filled world,"It's tough out there, the wheatless have it hard 😔."
48343,Good,I am plus gluten so no bread in bed for me 🥺.,Celiac disease?
48344,I am plus gluten so no bread in bed for me 🥺.,Celiac disease?,Thankfully no just intolerance.
48345,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,"Not TV, or phone or anything",Just chilling with bread. Might watch some jojo or something.
48346,"Not TV, or phone or anything",Just chilling with bread. Might watch some jojo or something.,My dude. What part are you on right now?
48347,Just chilling with bread. Might watch some jojo or something.,My dude. What part are you on right now?,Bread.
48348,My dude. What part are you on right now?,Bread.,sounds about right
48349,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,you done with it yet?,also when im done ill do another update
48350,you done with it yet?,also when im done ill do another update,yes please do keep us updated. i cannot contain my excitement
48351,also when im done ill do another update,yes please do keep us updated. i cannot contain my excitement,i will do
48352,also when im done ill do another update,yes please do keep us updated. i cannot contain my excitement,im getting close thought you might wanna know
48353,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,Yesterday I sat in bed watching TV and ate a steak with my barehands! Living my best life 🥰,this does put a smile on my face
48354,Yesterday I sat in bed watching TV and ate a steak with my barehands! Living my best life 🥰,this does put a smile on my face,Good! 😊
48355,Yesterday I sat in bed watching TV and ate a steak with my barehands! Living my best life 🥰,this does put a smile on my face,Ah I love thanos quotes
48356,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,Do you like bread better or butter?,bread obviously. butter is just sunscreen for bread or something like that idk
48357,Do you like bread better or butter?,bread obviously. butter is just sunscreen for bread or something like that idk,Can’t like this comment enough!!
48358,bread obviously. butter is just sunscreen for bread or something like that idk,Can’t like this comment enough!!,Me too.
48359,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,"Wholemeal af.

You sure you aren’t on mushrooms?",bruh honestly i wish i was but i really shouldnt
48360,"Wholemeal af.

You sure you aren’t on mushrooms?",bruh honestly i wish i was but i really shouldnt,Ooooh go ooorrrrn 😜
48361,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,Bro.. are you a duck?,ew no
48362,Bro.. are you a duck?,ew no,Sounds like something a duck would say... 🤔 /s
48363,ew no,Sounds like something a duck would say... 🤔 /s,Damn ducks back at it again huh?
48364,Bro.. are you a duck?,ew no,Hey what the hell do you have against ducks man cmon
48365,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,Update 5: I love you.,Update 6: You too.
48366,Update 5: I love you.,Update 6: You too.,And ya actually skipped 5 and 6 in your posts updates lol
48367,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,You are my role model.,well you were my role model before i was urs so tooo bad
48368,You are my role model.,well you were my role model before i was urs so tooo bad,😁
48369,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,"Ok but at any point was it lightly toasted

&amp;#x200B;

&amp;#x200B;

*important questions*",no
48370,"Ok but at any point was it lightly toasted

&amp;#x200B;

&amp;#x200B;

*important questions*",no,"Hmmmm


I’m still on board because BREAD"
48371,no,"Hmmmm


I’m still on board because BREAD",ye
48372,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,Do you miss the bread now that it's gone,no but now i have people to talk to
48373,Do you miss the bread now that it's gone,no but now i have people to talk to,I think I'm the only one who misses food when I eat it all XD
48374,no but now i have people to talk to,I think I'm the only one who misses food when I eat it all XD,i do miss food but you guys are filling the void
48375,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,This is so fucking wholesome,i know right?! pretty rad
48376,This is so fucking wholesome,i know right?! pretty rad,I hope you had a great time with the bread and the vacation and all!!
48377,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,I live in North Carolina! Where you at man!? :),im in corolla
48378,I live in North Carolina! Where you at man!? :),im in corolla,nice! I went there like 3 years ago for a family reunion. It’s a great place!
48379,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,Wait. We might go to NC next year for vacation. Where should we go to find this heavenly loaf?,i got it in corolla if you go to corolla you cant really miss it tbh its a farmers market
48380,Wait. We might go to NC next year for vacation. Where should we go to find this heavenly loaf?,i got it in corolla if you go to corolla you cant really miss it tbh its a farmers market,Added to the travel list!  Never been so excited about a loaf of bread!
48381,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,How tasty was the bread? And any other plans?,tasty also on sunday im gonna pick up some more
48382,How tasty was the bread? And any other plans?,tasty also on sunday im gonna pick up some more,You are such at peace right now. I can't wait to get on that level of peace.
48383,tasty also on sunday im gonna pick up some more,You are such at peace right now. I can't wait to get on that level of peace.,"your havingfun though, aren't you?"
48384,You are such at peace right now. I can't wait to get on that level of peace.,"your havingfun though, aren't you?","I try to, at least. Can't say it's working out so well."
48385,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,"Hey I'm in North Carolina! If you're ever in Winston-Salem, Camino is the best place for bread!","Hey, how are you doing today?"
48386,"Hey I'm in North Carolina! If you're ever in Winston-Salem, Camino is the best place for bread!","Hey, how are you doing today?",Doing well. How are you?
48387,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,"Genuinely hope you're having an amazing time dude, please buy more bread for yourself",i am
48388,"Genuinely hope you're having an amazing time dude, please buy more bread for yourself",i am,That makes me so happy
48389,i am,That makes me so happy,me too
48390,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,Living vicariously through you now,is it nice?
48391,Living vicariously through you now,is it nice?,"Easing my anxiety, thanks!"
48392,is it nice?,"Easing my anxiety, thanks!",I love to help a homie out
48393,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,I’m in NC too,Where?
48394,I’m in NC too,Where?,Greensboro 😀 u?
48395,Where?,Greensboro 😀 u?,Corolla outer banks
48396,Greensboro 😀 u?,Corolla outer banks,Nice I’m going to Myrtle this Friday lol
48397,Greensboro 😀 u?,Corolla outer banks,How’s the weather
48398,Corolla outer banks,How’s the weather,very nice
48399,How’s the weather,very nice,Nice! it’s supposed to be cloudy the entire time I’m there but hopefully it’s not
48400,very nice,Nice! it’s supposed to be cloudy the entire time I’m there but hopefully it’s not,yeah its a bit hot though like 80 degrees rn
48401,Nice! it’s supposed to be cloudy the entire time I’m there but hopefully it’s not,yeah its a bit hot though like 80 degrees rn,U been in the water yet?
48402,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,LMAO!!! 😆,i did
48403,LMAO!!! 😆,i did,have fun crapping that out
48404,i did,have fun crapping that out,i did
48405,have fun crapping that out,i did,have fun putting that rosebud back inside
48406,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,This.. is epic!,It is!
48407,This.. is epic!,It is!,"i just brushed my teeth and went to bed, but now i'm craving bread"
48408,It is!,"i just brushed my teeth and went to bed, but now i'm craving bread",thats ok bro
48409,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,Marry me,ok its not like anyone else would lol
48410,Marry me,ok its not like anyone else would lol,[removed]
48411,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,I think you are my sibling I never knew of.,that may just be
48412,I think you are my sibling I never knew of.,that may just be,I am horribly addicted to bread.
48413,that may just be,I am horribly addicted to bread.,i dont eat it a lot but i love it
48414,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,Did you have any butter?,yes
48415,Did you have any butter?,yes,Sweet! Butter makes everything better
48416,yes,Sweet! Butter makes everything better,yup
48417,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,Thank God someone awarded OP,Why?
48418,Thank God someone awarded OP,Why?,Cuz this post is golden
48419,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,I'm curious if you are my nephew. Totally sounds like something he would do....,me too
48420,I'm curious if you are my nephew. Totally sounds like something he would do....,me too,"Nahh, he's outside of Charlotte and I saw below you are in a different city."
48421,me too,"Nahh, he's outside of Charlotte and I saw below you are in a different city.",ye i was joking llol
48422,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,What part of NC? Currently on vacation in the outer banks.,dude I'm in the outer banks too. in corolla
48423,What part of NC? Currently on vacation in the outer banks.,dude I'm in the outer banks too. in corolla,"Nice, I'm in Nags Head"
48424,dude I'm in the outer banks too. in corolla,"Nice, I'm in Nags Head",we actually ate at a restaurant there forgot the name it was some sorta tavern i think
48425,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,10 hours later...how are you feeling?,good
48426,10 hours later...how are you feeling?,good,Neat.
48427,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,Are you a duck?,are you a cow?
48428,Are you a duck?,are you a cow?,I don’t eat hay!
48429,are you a cow?,I don’t eat hay!,ok good
48430,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,Ready for round 2?,idk
48431,Ready for round 2?,idk,You should be
48432,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,"What part of North Carolina? Im in Raleigh, I could use some bread for lunch",im in outer banks corolla
48433,"What part of North Carolina? Im in Raleigh, I could use some bread for lunch",im in outer banks corolla,Is there any bread left
48434,im in outer banks corolla,Is there any bread left,maybe
48435,Is there any bread left,maybe,Can I have some? I'll make the drive out there
48436,maybe,Can I have some? I'll make the drive out there,yes
48437,Can I have some? I'll make the drive out there,yes,"Cool, be there in, like, 4ish hours after I get off of work."
48438,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,"Did you eat it ""au naturale"" or with butter/jam/etc at some point?",plain prety much
48439,"Did you eat it ""au naturale"" or with butter/jam/etc at some point?",plain prety much,And no shame in that my friend
48440,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,What part of NC? Enjoy your vacation!,outer banks
48441,What part of NC? Enjoy your vacation!,outer banks,Oh. It's lovely there. I can't wait to go back again. Hope you've had a great time!
48442,outer banks,Oh. It's lovely there. I can't wait to go back again. Hope you've had a great time!,#i did
48443,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,This is amazing,it is u should do it too
48444,This is amazing,it is u should do it too,"The fact that you replied to me after all of these comments, I will go ahead and do it!"
48445,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,"You know, bread makes you fat.",im not fat though? what do
48446,"You know, bread makes you fat.",im not fat though? what do,It means it’s time to ascend to garlic bread.
48447,Dude I'm literally just sitting in my bed with a huge loaf of bread and it's great.,Mind if I bring some more bread into this thread. It sounds really good right now.,w
48448,Mind if I bring some more bread into this thread. It sounds really good right now.,w,I can’t hold all this bread much longer...
48449,w,I can’t hold all this bread much longer...,we
48450,This is the first cake day I've clocked in my 7 years on reddit - will you all indulge me by telling me something that you're happy about today?,Going to a concert tonight! :),What band or act?
48451,Going to a concert tonight! :),What band or act?,SWMRS! The show was amazing :)
48452,I'm now cancer free!,Congrats!,Thanks! I am just happy to be alive. Got a neat scar to add to the collection too!
48453,Congrats!,Thanks! I am just happy to be alive. Got a neat scar to add to the collection too!,"A great reminder that you prevailed, awesome for you"
48454,Congrats!,Thanks! I am just happy to be alive. Got a neat scar to add to the collection too!,Hopefully.. It was only that lump and doctors have completely cleared you.
48455,I just want to actually TALK to people.,Well im always open for chat. Any time.,Yeah I’d really like that!!!!!!
48456,Well im always open for chat. Any time.,Yeah I’d really like that!!!!!!,"same as above, I'm just not good at it"
48457,Yeah I’d really like that!!!!!!,"same as above, I'm just not good at it",It’s all good!!! PM me? :)
48458,I just want to actually TALK to people.,sup,Yo! What’s up homie
48459,sup,Yo! What’s up homie,"not a lot, just trawling reddit and listening to metal disney covers cos I'm bored, you?"
48460,Yo! What’s up homie,"not a lot, just trawling reddit and listening to metal disney covers cos I'm bored, you?",Metal Disney covers???? I’m just chilling at home!!! Cuddling with the dog watching avatar 😂
48461,I just want to actually TALK to people.,"Why is your igloo warm? Never mind that, HOW is your igloo warm?",CANADA IS MAGIC MAN!! MAGGGIC!!!
48462,"Why is your igloo warm? Never mind that, HOW is your igloo warm?",CANADA IS MAGIC MAN!! MAGGGIC!!!,"I have been there. No magic, Bears or even Mounties. Most disappointing."
48463,CANADA IS MAGIC MAN!! MAGGGIC!!!,"I have been there. No magic, Bears or even Mounties. Most disappointing.",Where did YOU go?!? O.o
48464,Thoughts on MGTOW?,"Misogyny, hatred, racism, alt-right. That sub should've been banned long ago.","Definitely not racist, definitely sexist though"
48465,"Misogyny, hatred, racism, alt-right. That sub should've been banned long ago.","Definitely not racist, definitely sexist though","There's a lot of racism in that sub there too, both subtle and overt."
48466,"Using only two songs from your library, show us how diverse your taste in music is.",Welcome to the black parade by Green Day  and Me by Taylor Swift ft Brendon Urie,Green day? Unless they did a cover its My chemical romance
48467,Welcome to the black parade by Green Day  and Me by Taylor Swift ft Brendon Urie,Green day? Unless they did a cover its My chemical romance,Sorry I got those two mixed up I will fix it
48468,some people are one in a million; I'm one in twelve!,Congratulations on not dying.,Thanks. I’m pretty proud of that : - )
48469,Congratulations on not dying.,Thanks. I’m pretty proud of that : - ),"It really is a miracle you survived, happy for you"
48470,some people are one in a million; I'm one in twelve!,"Welcome to the Stent club. I had one put in 16 years ago.... 

Glad you're alive and well.","Woah, you must have been an early stent recipient. Congrats on still being alive."
48471,"Welcome to the Stent club. I had one put in 16 years ago.... 

Glad you're alive and well.","Woah, you must have been an early stent recipient. Congrats on still being alive.",I'm 33 now. This was back in 2002 I think. Gotta love that congenital heart stuff.
48472,some people are one in a million; I'm one in twelve!,This is sad because my uncle had a heart attack and died.  He was only 55.,"Damn, that really sucks. So sorry to hear that.  My deepest condolences.  55 is way too young."
48473,This is sad because my uncle had a heart attack and died.  He was only 55.,"Damn, that really sucks. So sorry to hear that.  My deepest condolences.  55 is way too young.",Thank you.  Glad to hear you are okay.
48474,Anyone else just want a hug right now?,I could really use a hug. I have a bunch of shit going on right now &amp; it all just sucks.,"Ugh, me too..."
48475,I could really use a hug. I have a bunch of shit going on right now &amp; it all just sucks.,"Ugh, me too...",Feel free to tell me about it.
48476,"Ugh, me too...",Feel free to tell me about it.,I feel miserable and lonely every day
48477,Feel free to tell me about it.,I feel miserable and lonely every day,You should try making a friend. But here’s a virtual hug until you find one.
48478,I feel miserable and lonely every day,You should try making a friend. But here’s a virtual hug until you find one.,Thats not an option sadly
48479,You should try making a friend. But here’s a virtual hug until you find one.,Thats not an option sadly,Why’s that.
48480,Thats not an option sadly,Why’s that.,Nobody likes me
48481,Why’s that.,Nobody likes me,Thats not true.
48482,Why’s that.,Nobody likes me,DM me.  I can help you.
48483,Why’s that.,Nobody likes me,You're **_BREATHTAKING!_**
48484,I feel miserable and lonely every day,You should try making a friend. But here’s a virtual hug until you find one.,"hahaha... ""try"""
48485,Feel free to tell me about it.,I feel miserable and lonely every day,Long hug
48486,Feel free to tell me about it.,I feel miserable and lonely every day,I also feel lonely and sad. You're not alone :(
48487,I could really use a hug. I have a bunch of shit going on right now &amp; it all just sucks.,"Ugh, me too...","*HUG*

Any time is the right time. 

With consent of course..."
48488,I could really use a hug. I have a bunch of shit going on right now &amp; it all just sucks.,"Ugh, me too...",Same here!
48489,Anyone else just want a hug right now?,I wish I could hug all of you,I give you a virtual hug
48490,I wish I could hug all of you,I give you a virtual hug,can I get one too?
48491,I give you a virtual hug,can I get one too?,"Sure, feel yourself virtually hugged"
48492,can I get one too?,"Sure, feel yourself virtually hugged",&lt;3
48493,I give you a virtual hug,can I get one too?,🤗
48494,Anyone else just want a hug right now?,"Yeah. Big hug, please. Didn’t get the job... 😟",XXX - Don't worry the right job will be there soon enough
48495,"Yeah. Big hug, please. Didn’t get the job... 😟",XXX - Don't worry the right job will be there soon enough,Thank you strange
48496,Anyone else just want a hug right now?,"I want a hug, a big one im just feeling down.",XXX :)
48497,"I want a hug, a big one im just feeling down.",XXX :),Ily
48498,Anyone else just want a hug right now?,Yes. I just graduated. No one to celebrate it with.,It's not much but congratulations on your graduation though
48499,Yes. I just graduated. No one to celebrate it with.,It's not much but congratulations on your graduation though,Thank you. Are you feeling better since you posted this?
48500,It's not much but congratulations on your graduation though,Thank you. Are you feeling better since you posted this?,No but I appreciate all of your good intentions
48501,Thank you. Are you feeling better since you posted this?,No but I appreciate all of your good intentions,"Just keep going. I don't know you, but I know that you're having it hard."
48502,Anyone else just want a hug right now?,Yes. I just graduated. No one to celebrate it with.,"I'm proud of you. You did amazingly well to get this far, and I'm cheering for you, Leieck."
48503,Yes. I just graduated. No one to celebrate it with.,"I'm proud of you. You did amazingly well to get this far, and I'm cheering for you, Leieck.","Thank you, you made me smile a little."
48504,What's something that you would really like to do in your country but you can't because it doesn't allow it?,where do you live ? egypt?,"Nope. Pakistan, my dude."
48505,where do you live ? egypt?,"Nope. Pakistan, my dude.","india aint too far, im sure theyd take you"
48506,"After 12 years, I'm debt free",Congratulations!!! That is amazing and I’m so happy for you! 🌟,Thank you!! I'm still shaking after reading the letter from my finance company.
48507,Congratulations!!! That is amazing and I’m so happy for you! 🌟,Thank you!! I'm still shaking after reading the letter from my finance company.,"Oh my, that’s so cooooooool!!!! Wishing you all the success in the world from here on! 👍🏼"
48508,Thank you!! I'm still shaking after reading the letter from my finance company.,"Oh my, that’s so cooooooool!!!! Wishing you all the success in the world from here on! 👍🏼","Thank you again, kind stranger!"
48509,"Oh my, that’s so cooooooool!!!! Wishing you all the success in the world from here on! 👍🏼","Thank you again, kind stranger!","Congrats, that's a big deal."
48510,"Thank you again, kind stranger!","Congrats, that's a big deal.",Thank you! It is and it was a long time coming.
48511,I think my neighbor thinks I can talk to her dog,Chaotic good,"Actually, yes. Sometimes a little chaotic neutral."
48512,Chaotic good,"Actually, yes. Sometimes a little chaotic neutral.",Could be worse. You could be lawful good.
48513,"Actually, yes. Sometimes a little chaotic neutral.",Could be worse. You could be lawful good.,"Who would be ashamed to ve lawful good, objectively the best alignment."
48514,Could be worse. You could be lawful good.,"Who would be ashamed to ve lawful good, objectively the best alignment.",Not necessarily
48515,"Who would be ashamed to ve lawful good, objectively the best alignment.",Not necessarily,"You only think this because you cannot see the light, the truth, the way."
48516,Not necessarily,"You only think this because you cannot see the light, the truth, the way.","Oh I can see them, I just choose to avoid them and find my own."
48517,Not necessarily,"You only think this because you cannot see the light, the truth, the way.","It’s good to see ones with sense, brother!"
48518,Could be worse. You could be lawful good.,"Who would be ashamed to ve lawful good, objectively the best alignment.","The *most boring alignment, FTFY 😁"
48519,"Who would be ashamed to ve lawful good, objectively the best alignment.","The *most boring alignment, FTFY 😁",Words from an amoral heathen
48520,"The *most boring alignment, FTFY 😁",Words from an amoral heathen,* chaotic neutral (same thing)
48521,Chaotic good,"Actually, yes. Sometimes a little chaotic neutral.",Chaotic good and chaotic neutral is nice combination of alignments tbh
48522,Chaotic good,"Actually, yes. Sometimes a little chaotic neutral.","Alternatively, neutral good then"
48523,I think my neighbor thinks I can talk to her dog,The owner thinks you think the owner is beautiful!,I am fine with this being an outcome of the interaction as well.
48524,The owner thinks you think the owner is beautiful!,I am fine with this being an outcome of the interaction as well.,Someone have a crush?
48525,I am fine with this being an outcome of the interaction as well.,Someone have a crush?,No
48526,The owner thinks you think the owner is beautiful!,I am fine with this being an outcome of the interaction as well.,Invite me to the wedding
48527,What's making you happy right now?,Im not happy rn,Oh no :( well you can tell us what's wrong.
48528,Im not happy rn,Oh no :( well you can tell us what's wrong.,I need to be at some random kid's bithday with my littlebro and I hate everyone I know on there
48529,Oh no :( well you can tell us what's wrong.,I need to be at some random kid's bithday with my littlebro and I hate everyone I know on there,Yeah that's no fun.. but atleast there is cake.... Unless the cake is a lie as well.
48530,I need to be at some random kid's bithday with my littlebro and I hate everyone I know on there,Yeah that's no fun.. but atleast there is cake.... Unless the cake is a lie as well.,I hate sugary things
48531,Yeah that's no fun.. but atleast there is cake.... Unless the cake is a lie as well.,I hate sugary things,Chips?
48532,I hate sugary things,Chips?,There are mostly just fries and pizza
48533,I’m getting a dog!,Update with pics when you get it,I will post one now!!
48534,Update with pics when you get it,I will post one now!!,Good looking pup! Invest in a couple good lint rollers 😉
48535,I will post one now!!,Good looking pup! Invest in a couple good lint rollers 😉,yeeeeeeeh that’s the interest you gotta pay for all the good things about having a dog....
48536,I’m getting a dog!,"He’s gorgeous! Not sure if I missed it, but what’s his name? I’m so excited for you!",Milo!!
48537,"He’s gorgeous! Not sure if I missed it, but what’s his name? I’m so excited for you!",Milo!!,I love it!
48538,My husband surprised me with a kitten on Wednesday night,"4 weeks, seriously thats animal abuse. :/","How is the husband supposed to know it's ""animal abuse""?"
48539,"4 weeks, seriously thats animal abuse. :/","How is the husband supposed to know it's ""animal abuse""?","Husband here, she made a typo guys, Liv is 4 months old :)"
48540,"How is the husband supposed to know it's ""animal abuse""?","Husband here, she made a typo guys, Liv is 4 months old :)",Ah ok
48541,Anyone want to be Reddit friends?,23 hey whats up,Hey how are you?
48542,23 hey whats up,Hey how are you?,Chilling lol got any dreams?
48543,Anyone want to be Reddit friends?,22 yo. I'm down to clown,“Down to clown” I like you already 😂
48544,22 yo. I'm down to clown,“Down to clown” I like you already 😂,😎🤙
48545,“Down to clown” I like you already 😂,😎🤙,Let’s talk more later. It’s 3am and I need to get my crazy ass to bed.
48546,😎🤙,Let’s talk more later. It’s 3am and I need to get my crazy ass to bed.,Cool. PM me later :)
48547,Anyone want to be Reddit friends?,19 here whats upp,Ayoo
48548,19 here whats upp,Ayoo,How's life?
48549,I finally came out!,that is so great! tbh i dont what agender means either (forgive me) explain please?,Someone without gender. Genderless.
48550,that is so great! tbh i dont what agender means either (forgive me) explain please?,Someone without gender. Genderless.,"exactly, in simple words"
48551,I'm changing my life,Wishing you everything bright and beautiful and loving happiness on your new life path.,Thank you :)
48552,Wishing you everything bright and beautiful and loving happiness on your new life path.,Thank you :),Enjoy a carne asada quesadilla to celebrate!
48553,I'm changing my life,Don't forget to hydrate!,Always a good advice :)
48554,Don't forget to hydrate!,Always a good advice :),Don't forget that water is the best for hydrating.
48555,Always a good advice :),Don't forget that water is the best for hydrating.,Really? I always thought it was wine? 😂
48556,I'm changing my life,Awesome! But what made you end a 8 year relationship? Was it that bad?,Wasn't bad. Just wasn't... Good? Well it was good but I think we just sort of grew apart.
48557,Awesome! But what made you end a 8 year relationship? Was it that bad?,Wasn't bad. Just wasn't... Good? Well it was good but I think we just sort of grew apart.,Aka you just want to fuck other dudes. Gotcha.
48558,I'm changing my life,Why ending the relationship ? Has he done anything wrong ? or you didn't love him anymore ?,Nothing wrong. Just sort of... Drifted apart I guess.
48559,Why ending the relationship ? Has he done anything wrong ? or you didn't love him anymore ?,Nothing wrong. Just sort of... Drifted apart I guess.,How did he react when you broke it to him?
48560,I'm changing my life,"Hmm, usually midlife crisis happen later in life.",All depends on how long you intend to live! ;)
48561,"Hmm, usually midlife crisis happen later in life.",All depends on how long you intend to live! ;),"I'm not gonna live long, I'm gonna live fast!
--
*Everyone before the age of 30*"
48562,I got a yes!,"Congratulations! I recently asked my gf to marry me as well, and she also said yes!",Gratz dude! Happy for you
48563,"Congratulations! I recently asked my gf to marry me as well, and she also said yes!",Gratz dude! Happy for you,Thank you! Did you get engagement rings?
48564,Gratz dude! Happy for you,Thank you! Did you get engagement rings?,"Just for her, snuck a ring of hers out to find the right size"
48565,Thank you! Did you get engagement rings?,"Just for her, snuck a ring of hers out to find the right size","Nice :D We're getting matching stainless steel rings, just waiting for them to arrive now."
48566,"Just for her, snuck a ring of hers out to find the right size","Nice :D We're getting matching stainless steel rings, just waiting for them to arrive now.",Ooh those sound nice! Private Message me when they get to you guys. I want to see them.
48567,I got a yes!,How are her tits?,They're as big as your ego
48568,How are her tits?,They're as big as your ego,This person is on to something
48569,I got a yes!,Grats bruh!,bruh 😂💯😂
48570,Grats bruh!,bruh 😂💯😂,Bruh..
48571,I got a yes!,70% chance you'll end up divorced.,Im not american mate
48572,70% chance you'll end up divorced.,Im not american mate,Aussie then?
48573,Im not american mate,Aussie then?,"Actually Norwegian, and she just did. So I suppose so?"
48574,I got a yes!,Congrats! Hope you have a Nice wedding and future together!,Thanks alot! Hope so too:)
48575,Congrats! Hope you have a Nice wedding and future together!,Thanks alot! Hope so too:),You're welcome!
48576,Congrats! Hope you have a Nice wedding and future together!,Thanks alot! Hope so too:),Have a Nice Day!
48577,I got a yes!,"Hey, congratulations!!!",Thanks you.
48578,"Hey, congratulations!!!",Thanks you.,:)
48579,"I’ve stopped using Facebook and Instagram, leaving reddit as my sole social media outlet. Who else has done this and how has it changed you?",I only use Facebook to make an account somewere,The FB can suck up data about whatever you do on that site. Use email sign in instead.
48580,I only use Facebook to make an account somewere,The FB can suck up data about whatever you do on that site. Use email sign in instead.,Maybe thats what they do...prey on.peoples laziness to get info
48581,A lady called me a perv,That's so stupid. Maybe she thought that you were trying to look good to hit on her?,"At that point I wouldn't blame her, I wouldn't want me to flirt with me."
48582,That's so stupid. Maybe she thought that you were trying to look good to hit on her?,"At that point I wouldn't blame her, I wouldn't want me to flirt with me.","//looking at a mirror

So, so true"
48583,That's so stupid. Maybe she thought that you were trying to look good to hit on her?,"At that point I wouldn't blame her, I wouldn't want me to flirt with me.",r/suicidebywords
48584,That's so stupid. Maybe she thought that you were trying to look good to hit on her?,"At that point I wouldn't blame her, I wouldn't want me to flirt with me.","If you murder yourself with words, is that suicide?"
48585,A lady called me a perv,She was crazy. End of story,"""Hello, police?  A man walked past my front porch, whistling a dirty song."""
48586,She was crazy. End of story,"""Hello, police?  A man walked past my front porch, whistling a dirty song.""",*whistles “I’ll be watching you” threateningly
48587,"""Hello, police?  A man walked past my front porch, whistling a dirty song.""",*whistles “I’ll be watching you” threateningly,Lmao
48588,A lady called me a perv,Ugly or Fat?,I'm sorry?
48589,Ugly or Fat?,I'm sorry?,Was she fat or ugly?
48590,I'm sorry?,Was she fat or ugly?,"She didn't seem so, I wasn't really paying attention to that, why?"
48591,Was she fat or ugly?,"She didn't seem so, I wasn't really paying attention to that, why?","Just a question, well, you haven't quite answered it."
48592,"She didn't seem so, I wasn't really paying attention to that, why?","Just a question, well, you haven't quite answered it.",She looked decent and wasn't fat.
48593,"Just a question, well, you haven't quite answered it.",She looked decent and wasn't fat.,maybe some mental issue.
48594,A lady called me a perv,All this talk of hat removal is getting me all hot n' ready,"Calm down, little Caesar."
48595,All this talk of hat removal is getting me all hot n' ready,"Calm down, little Caesar.",Pizza Pizza!
48596,"Calm down, little Caesar.",Pizza Pizza!,567-1111
48597,A lady called me a perv,Maybe she thought you tipped your hat at her to get ready to compliment m'lady.,Do guys still tip hats to girls like that.
48598,Maybe she thought you tipped your hat at her to get ready to compliment m'lady.,Do guys still tip hats to girls like that.,Only the nicest of gentlemen obviously.
48599,Do guys still tip hats to girls like that.,Only the nicest of gentlemen obviously.,"I wish I was nice enough, but alas, I'm but a savage. *leaves hat untipped*"
48600,Only the nicest of gentlemen obviously.,"I wish I was nice enough, but alas, I'm but a savage. *leaves hat untipped*",You guys are wearing hats? 😲
48601,A lady called me a perv,Maybe she thought you tipped your hat at her to get ready to compliment m'lady.,"How is that perverted, though?"
48602,Maybe she thought you tipped your hat at her to get ready to compliment m'lady.,"How is that perverted, though?","It's not, she obviously overreacted, but I thought it's funny."
48603,I joined this subreddit just to post this,"That's really cool!

Do you know where in Germany she comes from?",Nuremburg...born and raised
48604,"That's really cool!

Do you know where in Germany she comes from?",Nuremburg...born and raised,Ah... I lived there for some time. Has she ever been back after the war?
48605,Nuremburg...born and raised,Ah... I lived there for some time. Has she ever been back after the war?,Never.  She hasn't left Canadian soil since 1950
48606,Nuremburg...born and raised,Ah... I lived there for some time. Has she ever been back after the war?,"Tbh, shes been afraid to leave in case they dont let her back in"
48607,Ah... I lived there for some time. Has she ever been back after the war?,"Tbh, shes been afraid to leave in case they dont let her back in",I guess you can't take that fear out of people when they've been through so much :/
48608,I joined this subreddit just to post this,"Amazing, tell her birthday wishes from Finland! We'd call her an iron grandma.",Ha! That's what we call her behind her back!
48609,"Amazing, tell her birthday wishes from Finland! We'd call her an iron grandma.",Ha! That's what we call her behind her back!,Why being her back? It's an honorary title!
48610,I joined this subreddit just to post this,I call my grandparents Oma and Opa too!!,"Nice!! Are they German, too?"
48611,I call my grandparents Oma and Opa too!!,"Nice!! Are they German, too?",Belgian :)
48612,I'm 14. This is why I avoid vaping like the plague.,Im14andIdontvape,Shouldn't marked this post with a \[Serious\] tag.
48613,Im14andIdontvape,Shouldn't marked this post with a \[Serious\] tag.,K
48614,I'm 14. This is why I avoid vaping like the plague.,"Good for you! Don’t let up!

##bruh do you have a boof I can hit??",Why would somebody be hitting something up another dudes ass?
48615,"Good for you! Don’t let up!

##bruh do you have a boof I can hit??",Why would somebody be hitting something up another dudes ass?,That’s not normal?
48616,Why would somebody be hitting something up another dudes ass?,That’s not normal?,I honestly hope nobody refers to vapes as boofs.
48617,That’s not normal?,I honestly hope nobody refers to vapes as boofs.,##BRUH LET ME HIT THE JAH JUICE
48618,I'm 14. This is why I avoid vaping like the plague.,"So, what your saying Juul stock is a buy?",Please keep it serious. Thank you!
48619,"So, what your saying Juul stock is a buy?",Please keep it serious. Thank you!,"No. There is a whole sub for that..
r/SeriousConversation"
48620,I'm 14. This is why I avoid vaping like the plague.,"So, what your saying Juul stock is a buy?",r/wallstreetbets
48621,"So, what your saying Juul stock is a buy?",r/wallstreetbets,"lol all my money is in state lotto tickets, you think thats a good idea?"
48622,r/wallstreetbets,"lol all my money is in state lotto tickets, you think thats a good idea?",I see huge upside potential.
48623,I just got a dog last night!!!,DOG TAX PLEASE.,What's a dog tax lol
48624,DOG TAX PLEASE.,What's a dog tax lol,A picture of the doggy :D
48625,What's a dog tax lol,A picture of the doggy :D,I don't know how to post pics properly here D:
48626,A picture of the doggy :D,I don't know how to post pics properly here D:,Aww noo.  : (
48627,I don't know how to post pics properly here D:,Aww noo.  : (,I'm sorry :( I don't even  have a phone just a flippy one :(
48628,I just got a dog last night!!!,Sweet! First pet?,Actually no! We had a dog for one night but we had to let it go since I was allergic to it
48629,Sweet! First pet?,Actually no! We had a dog for one night but we had to let it go since I was allergic to it,Oh dang. No issues with this one I hope?
48630,Actually no! We had a dog for one night but we had to let it go since I was allergic to it,Oh dang. No issues with this one I hope?,"Oh, no issues!"
48631,Oh dang. No issues with this one I hope?,"Oh, no issues!",Awesome!
48632,I just got a dog last night!!!,Can I be your friend too?,Why not??? You my friend now ;D
48633,Can I be your friend too?,Why not??? You my friend now ;D,Thank you!!!! Yay!!!! Now I have a new friend! So happy :-) Keep in touch.
48634,Why not??? You my friend now ;D,Thank you!!!! Yay!!!! Now I have a new friend! So happy :-) Keep in touch.,You're too cute omg ;)
48635,My grandma has had dental problems for years but now got her teeth done so she's sending pics around to everyone,You're from South Africa aren't you?,Yup what have it away?
48636,You're from South Africa aren't you?,Yup what have it away?,"""shame"" :)"
48637,Do you guys know the 30 day song challenge? Let's do it together! Day 1 = Name a song you like with a colour in the title.,White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane,Why did you choose that one?
48638,White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane,Why did you choose that one?,Well I really like the way Grace Slick sings. Plus the guitars and bass sound amazing.
48639,Do you guys know the 30 day song challenge? Let's do it together! Day 1 = Name a song you like with a colour in the title.,Upvoting for the national,:)) what's your favourite song of theirs?
48640,Upvoting for the national,:)) what's your favourite song of theirs?,About today and slow show
48641,:)) what's your favourite song of theirs?,About today and slow show,Amazing choices ;)
48642,Do you guys know the 30 day song challenge? Let's do it together! Day 1 = Name a song you like with a colour in the title.,Paint it Black-AC/DC,Back in Black is Ac/Dc. Paint it Black is the Stones.
48643,Paint it Black-AC/DC,Back in Black is Ac/Dc. Paint it Black is the Stones.,Fuck my bad time for a little edit
48644,Today on the bus there was a transgender woman and a lady literally moved seats to not have to sit next to her. So I moved seats to sit next to her. She realized that woman moved seats to avoid her and I could tell she was hurt.,"As a trans woman myself, thank you dear stranger for this kind jest of humanity ❤️",Wishing you a future filled with kindness and loving happiness.
48645,"As a trans woman myself, thank you dear stranger for this kind jest of humanity ❤️",Wishing you a future filled with kindness and loving happiness.,Thank you!!
48646,Today on the bus there was a transgender woman and a lady literally moved seats to not have to sit next to her. So I moved seats to sit next to her. She realized that woman moved seats to avoid her and I could tell she was hurt.,"As a trans woman myself, thank you dear stranger for this kind jest of humanity ❤️",Are you French ?
48647,"As a trans woman myself, thank you dear stranger for this kind jest of humanity ❤️",Are you French ?,Italian
48648,Today on the bus there was a transgender woman and a lady literally moved seats to not have to sit next to her. So I moved seats to sit next to her. She realized that woman moved seats to avoid her and I could tell she was hurt.,"""trans woman"" 

a man*",Ding dong your opinion is wrong
48649,"""trans woman"" 

a man*",Ding dong your opinion is wrong,"&gt; opinion is wrong

???"
48650,Ding dong your opinion is wrong,"&gt; opinion is wrong

???","It's a meme lol, trans women are women"
48651,"&gt; opinion is wrong

???","It's a meme lol, trans women are women",I think he’d actually listen if you explained why.
48652,"It's a meme lol, trans women are women",I think he’d actually listen if you explained why.,"""trans women are women"" needs no explanation. It's just a fact."
48653,"I have an incredibly female username, and yet on reddit, I'm still assumed male","Honestly, I imagine everyone as me until proven otherwise. I read replies in my voice.",Are other people real?
48654,"Honestly, I imagine everyone as me until proven otherwise. I read replies in my voice.",Are other people real?,"I have yet to find proof that determines otherwise... But I don't think so, Omac77."
48655,Can you suggest me good music?,Give Arcade Fire a listen,First time hearing about them. I'll give then a try
48656,Give Arcade Fire a listen,First time hearing about them. I'll give then a try,specifically the suburbs
48657,First time hearing about them. I'll give then a try,specifically the suburbs,"I just listened to
Loved it! 
Thanks"
48658,specifically the suburbs,"I just listened to
Loved it! 
Thanks","oh thats great, they have a song featuring bowie too if you’re into him, ( who isn’t of course )"
48659,"I just listened to
Loved it! 
Thanks","oh thats great, they have a song featuring bowie too if you’re into him, ( who isn’t of course )",I love Bowie!! Which song would that be?
48660,"oh thats great, they have a song featuring bowie too if you’re into him, ( who isn’t of course )",I love Bowie!! Which song would that be?,Its called “reflektor”. There are also numerous videos on yt of them performing songs with him
48661,I love Bowie!! Which song would that be?,Its called “reflektor”. There are also numerous videos on yt of them performing songs with him,"Woah this is amazing, its got this ethereal feel to it"
48662,Its called “reflektor”. There are also numerous videos on yt of them performing songs with him,"Woah this is amazing, its got this ethereal feel to it",so glad you enjoyed
48663,Can you suggest me good music?,"Blood like lemonade by Morcheeba


Kill of the night by Gin Wigmore",I shall give them a try
48664,"Blood like lemonade by Morcheeba


Kill of the night by Gin Wigmore",I shall give them a try,I hope you like them. Enjoy!
48665,I shall give them a try,I hope you like them. Enjoy!,I really love Skye edward's voice
48666,Looking to have a friendly discussion,"Hi, how was your day?","My day was great, how about you?"
48667,"Hi, how was your day?","My day was great, how about you?",A bit sad
48668,"My day was great, how about you?",A bit sad,How come?
48669,A bit sad,How come?,"My father left today, he didn’t die, just left."
48670,Looking to have a friendly discussion,What kinda tv shows are you a fan of?,"I don't really watch TV, it's just not my thing, what about you?"
48671,What kinda tv shows are you a fan of?,"I don't really watch TV, it's just not my thing, what about you?",The Office is one of my all time favorites but currently watching stranger things
48672,Praising Keanu makes him visually uncomfortable. We as fans need to dial it back a bit.,"You know he's an actor, right?",He is?
48673,"You know he's an actor, right?",He is?,"Well, not a good one, but he *does* get paid for that."
48674,He is?,"Well, not a good one, but he *does* get paid for that.","Damn, I had no idea"
48675,Praising Keanu makes him visually uncomfortable. We as fans need to dial it back a bit.,He looks like i feel when people sing 'happy birthday' to me.,This right here. That’s the exact look!
48676,He looks like i feel when people sing 'happy birthday' to me.,This right here. That’s the exact look!,You’re breathtaking
48677,This right here. That’s the exact look!,You’re breathtaking,No YOU’RE breathtaking
48678,You’re breathtaking,No YOU’RE breathtaking,YOU’RE ALL BREATHTAKING
48679,No YOU’RE breathtaking,YOU’RE ALL BREATHTAKING,I CAN'T BREATHE WITH ALL OF YOU HERE
48680,YOU’RE ALL BREATHTAKING,I CAN'T BREATHE WITH ALL OF YOU HERE, Just get a plant or something
48681,I CAN'T BREATHE WITH ALL OF YOU HERE, Just get a plant or something,Plant a few trees maybe
48682, Just get a plant or something,Plant a few trees maybe,Keanu saving the climate just by being him.
48683,Plant a few trees maybe,Keanu saving the climate just by being him.,"Sure, but would it be nice if we gave home back some nice shady trees to sit under?"
48684,YOU’RE ALL BREATHTAKING,I CAN'T BREATHE WITH ALL OF YOU HERE,Oh shet your right.
48685,YOU’RE ALL BREATHTAKING,I CAN'T BREATHE WITH ALL OF YOU HERE,AUGH *Skyrim death noise*
48686,He looks like i feel when people sing 'happy birthday' to me.,This right here. That’s the exact look!,"So... Unsure what to do, flustered, and feeling possibly humiliated, gotcha."
48687,Praising Keanu makes him visually uncomfortable. We as fans need to dial it back a bit.,He looks like i feel when people sing 'happy birthday' to me.,I'm not alone? This was torture when I was a kid
48688,He looks like i feel when people sing 'happy birthday' to me.,I'm not alone? This was torture when I was a kid,"""Do I look at my feet? I hope I'm not grimacing..."""
48689,Praising Keanu makes him visually uncomfortable. We as fans need to dial it back a bit.,Or we could just dial back celebrity worship in general.,Exactly. Praise /u/staticsnake !
48690,Or we could just dial back celebrity worship in general.,Exactly. Praise /u/staticsnake !,/u/staticsnake is breathtaking
48691,Exactly. Praise /u/staticsnake !,/u/staticsnake is breathtaking,I love that guy
48692,/u/staticsnake is breathtaking,I love that guy,I think you need to dial back the gender assumptions.
48693,Exactly. Praise /u/staticsnake !,/u/staticsnake is breathtaking,I heard he called us all breathtaking
48694,Exactly. Praise /u/staticsnake !,/u/staticsnake is breathtaking,Guess it's time to make r/staticsnakeBeingAwesome.
48695,/u/staticsnake is breathtaking,Guess it's time to make r/staticsnakeBeingAwesome.,Why is this not a thing yet?
48696,Exactly. Praise /u/staticsnake !,/u/staticsnake is breathtaking,You're breathtaking!
48697,/u/staticsnake is breathtaking,You're breathtaking!,This was lovely
48698,Or we could just dial back celebrity worship in general.,Exactly. Praise /u/staticsnake !,Huge huge fan over here
48699,Or we could just dial back celebrity worship in general.,Exactly. Praise /u/staticsnake !,ALL HAIL
48700,Or we could just dial back celebrity worship in general.,Exactly. Praise /u/staticsnake !,all hail the moldy bread
48701,Or we could just dial back celebrity worship in general.,Exactly. Praise /u/staticsnake !,Let's make r/staticsnake to praise them
48702,Exactly. Praise /u/staticsnake !,Let's make r/staticsnake to praise them,Can I be a mod?
48703,Let's make r/staticsnake to praise them,Can I be a mod?,"It's a big responsibility. Don't let staticsnake down.

He's depending on us."
48704,Can I be a mod?,"It's a big responsibility. Don't let staticsnake down.

He's depending on us.",Yay! u/Staticsnake! We love you!
48705,Exactly. Praise /u/staticsnake !,Let's make r/staticsnake to praise them,Why is this still not a thing?
48706,Exactly. Praise /u/staticsnake !,Let's make r/staticsnake to praise them,lol
48707,Praising Keanu makes him visually uncomfortable. We as fans need to dial it back a bit.,Or we could just dial back celebrity worship in general.,Or dial back cult of personality in general.
48708,Or we could just dial back celebrity worship in general.,Or dial back cult of personality in general.,But then how could we ever vote for a president again? 😩
48709,Or dial back cult of personality in general.,But then how could we ever vote for a president again? 😩,If I had a drink I would’ve spat it out. Seriously this had me laughing so hard. Thank u
48710,Or dial back cult of personality in general.,But then how could we ever vote for a president again? 😩,Keanu says it like it is! He's gonna make video games great again!
48711,Or we could just dial back celebrity worship in general.,Or dial back cult of personality in general.,We haven’t seen CM Punk in years though.
48712,Praising Keanu makes him visually uncomfortable. We as fans need to dial it back a bit.,do you really think this post will affect the world even 0.00000001%?,The irony of your comment is quite astounding
48713,do you really think this post will affect the world even 0.00000001%?,The irony of your comment is quite astounding,in what way?
48714,Just found out my grandfather has had reddit longer than me and has more karma as well!,"Your grandpa is cooler than you. Heck, he's probably cooler than most of us",Cooler than me
48715,"Your grandpa is cooler than you. Heck, he's probably cooler than most of us",Cooler than me,Cooler than everyone
48716,Cooler than me,Cooler than everyone,But does he pee his pants? You’re not cool unless you pee your pants! ITS THE COOLEST
48717,Just found out my grandfather has had reddit longer than me and has more karma as well!,"Your grandpa is cooler than you. Heck, he's probably cooler than most of us",50 times cooler than you to be more exact.
48718,"Your grandpa is cooler than you. Heck, he's probably cooler than most of us",50 times cooler than you to be more exact.,The amount of cool in him is too damn high
48719,"Your grandpa is cooler than you. Heck, he's probably cooler than most of us",50 times cooler than you to be more exact.,"&gt;44.6

Not great, not terrible"
48720,50 times cooler than you to be more exact.,"&gt;44.6

Not great, not terrible",[removed]
48721,"Your grandpa is cooler than you. Heck, he's probably cooler than most of us",50 times cooler than you to be more exact.,44.6 x 0 is still not much
48722,Just found out my grandfather has had reddit longer than me and has more karma as well!,"Your grandpa is cooler than you. Heck, he's probably cooler than most of us",Is being on reddit 'cool' now? If so I'm Paul Newman
48723,"Your grandpa is cooler than you. Heck, he's probably cooler than most of us",Is being on reddit 'cool' now? If so I'm Paul Newman,When you're 78 it is.  Can't teach a dog new tricks my foot.
48724,"Your grandpa is cooler than you. Heck, he's probably cooler than most of us",Is being on reddit 'cool' now? If so I'm Paul Newman,"Hi, I'm Paul Dirac."
48725,Just found out my grandfather has had reddit longer than me and has more karma as well!,"Gramps, killed some Nazis in WW2 AND kills it at Reddit better than you.

Big oof. F in chat.",At 72 he wouldn't have been born until after WW2 ended.
48726,"Gramps, killed some Nazis in WW2 AND kills it at Reddit better than you.

Big oof. F in chat.",At 72 he wouldn't have been born until after WW2 ended.,He's so powerful he time-travelled.
48727,I love you,this is really great...thank you. :),Thank you for being alive! &lt;3
48728,this is really great...thank you. :),Thank you for being alive! &lt;3,"OP, this is such a sweet post. Really made a positive impact. I love you too!"
48729,Thank you for being alive! &lt;3,"OP, this is such a sweet post. Really made a positive impact. I love you too!",I’m so glad!! 🥰❤️
48730,I love you,NO U DONT,"Oh, but I do 😏"
48731,NO U DONT,"Oh, but I do 😏",But what if im a serial killer?
48732,"Oh, but I do 😏",But what if im a serial killer?,Then I love you but I’m cautious
48733,But what if im a serial killer?,Then I love you but I’m cautious,Prudent love? Lmao. Alright ill take 2. Pieces
48734,I thought I'd be a lot more angry if I ever found out who stole items from the inside of my vehicles.,Lighting a cigarette whilst sleep walking is super sketchy,Yeah for sure. Dozing off while smoking isn't a great idea.
48735,Lighting a cigarette whilst sleep walking is super sketchy,Yeah for sure. Dozing off while smoking isn't a great idea.,I hope there’s a sufficient amount of space between your house and your neighbors...
48736,Yeah for sure. Dozing off while smoking isn't a great idea.,I hope there’s a sufficient amount of space between your house and your neighbors...,Separated by a road *thumbs up*
48737,I hope there’s a sufficient amount of space between your house and your neighbors...,Separated by a road *thumbs up*,"Ahh so you’ll have a safe, yet good view for the fire that’s bound to happen"
48738,"Missed my train, now have to wait an hour and 40 minutes for the next one. How's your day going?",Why not take an Uber ride home? Waiting 40 mins for a train seems like a total waste of time.,Its over an hourish of driving to get home
48739,Why not take an Uber ride home? Waiting 40 mins for a train seems like a total waste of time.,Its over an hourish of driving to get home,So the train takes much less time than a car? Maglev train?
48740,Its over an hourish of driving to get home,So the train takes much less time than a car? Maglev train?,"No, but an uber would cost me like 50 dollars and a train costs me 5"
48741,I was given my first Father's Day gift yesterday.,who's cutting onions round here.........?,"I’M NOT CRYING, YOU ARE"
48742,who's cutting onions round here.........?,"I’M NOT CRYING, YOU ARE","#WELL I’M CRYING, YOU ARE TOO"
48743,"I’M NOT CRYING, YOU ARE","#WELL I’M CRYING, YOU ARE TOO",Let's cry together men! Real men do cry
48744,who's cutting onions round here.........?,"I’M NOT CRYING, YOU ARE",It’s them onions again!
48745,I was given my first Father's Day gift yesterday.,"Aw geez, my heart. Here's to you Dad!",Thank you so much. I might start crying all over again.
48746,"Aw geez, my heart. Here's to you Dad!",Thank you so much. I might start crying all over again.,"Don’t worry OP, we are all crying with you"
48747,Thank you so much. I might start crying all over again.,"Don’t worry OP, we are all crying with you",This happened over 24 hours ago and I still get tears in my eyes when I think about it.
48748,"Don’t worry OP, we are all crying with you",This happened over 24 hours ago and I still get tears in my eyes when I think about it.,"Good man, it takes a lot for a kid to look up to someone that much. Keep doing a great job!"
48749,"Aw geez, my heart. Here's to you Dad!",Thank you so much. I might start crying all over again.,Man I felt that.
48750,Shoutout to the following thankless careers,And thank YOU for leaving cops off the list,Why are we leaving cops off the list?
48751,And thank YOU for leaving cops off the list,Why are we leaving cops off the list?,Cause reddit hates cops.
48752,Does anyone ever want to just... Run away and start over?,I'm doing this! I run away tomorrow!,Good luck! Stay safe!
48753,I'm doing this! I run away tomorrow!,Good luck! Stay safe!,I will!
48754,What are some “Dad” things your dad does?,Disappear,Was debating making this same comment but didn't want to end up in /r/suicidebywords \&gt;.&gt;
48755,Disappear,Was debating making this same comment but didn't want to end up in /r/suicidebywords \&gt;.&gt;,Is it still suicide by words if it’s true?
48756,What are some “Dad” things your dad does?,My dad: tries to do all the housework,"Could I rent him, please."
48757,My dad: tries to do all the housework,"Could I rent him, please.",Hell nah
48758,What are some “Dad” things your dad does?,Leaves and doesn't come back,Same.
48759,Leaves and doesn't come back,Same.,"In this together bro, big respect to the single mums"
48760,What do you collect?,Medieval weapons and cool shirts,Cool! Where do you get the weapons?
48761,Medieval weapons and cool shirts,Cool! Where do you get the weapons?,The renaissance fair for some. Grim frost for the rest
48762,What do you collect?,Children,I really hope they belong to you
48763,Children,I really hope they belong to you,They do now
48764,Making someone laugh is the best feeling ever,I'd like to see a montage of these moments in my life.,Mine would be very long
48765,I'd like to see a montage of these moments in my life.,Mine would be very long,comedian over here heehee
48766,Mine would be very long,comedian over here heehee,Mine would just be making myself laugh while making everyone else uncomfortable
48767,Making someone laugh is the best feeling ever,I'd like to see a montage of these moments in my life.,This would be the most wholesome xXxQuICkScopExXX montage out there
48768,I'd like to see a montage of these moments in my life.,This would be the most wholesome xXxQuICkScopExXX montage out there,"Laughter seriously can be so wholesome, nice to see it brightened your day"
48769,I'd like to see a montage of these moments in my life.,This would be the most wholesome xXxQuICkScopExXX montage out there,Made me laugh
48770,Making someone laugh is the best feeling ever,I'd like to see a montage of these moments in my life.,mine would mostly be on reddit so it'd just be sounds of people breathing through their nose.
48771,I'd like to see a montage of these moments in my life.,mine would mostly be on reddit so it'd just be sounds of people breathing through their nose.,This comment made me laugh out loud.
48772,I’m getting married in three hours.,Congratulations,Thank you!
48773,Congratulations,Thank you!,You're welcome
48774,I’m getting married in three hours.,Sooooo How was it???,Perfect! We didn’t get back to the hotel until 3 or 4am! Lol
48775,Sooooo How was it???,Perfect! We didn’t get back to the hotel until 3 or 4am! Lol,So happy for you both
48776,I’m getting married in three hours.,OMGGG I LOVE LOVE,Isn’t love the best?
48777,OMGGG I LOVE LOVE,Isn’t love the best?,Fuck ya!
48778,How planning to kill myself March 2020 actually probably saved my life. [30F],What do you do for a living,I design apps
48779,What do you do for a living,I design apps,That’s cool
48780,I design apps,That’s cool,"Thanks :) 

Nah nothing that’s “general public”."
48781,That’s cool,"Thanks :) 

Nah nothing that’s “general public”.","Is it like money apps
Email apps
What is it that you do mainly"
48782,What do you do for a living,I design apps,Any that I might of seen
48783,I [19M] got my first kiss last night,So did you get here number?,Absolutely got her number lol
48784,So did you get here number?,Absolutely got her number lol,"Nice, the 3 day wait, or already planned a next date?"
48785,Absolutely got her number lol,"Nice, the 3 day wait, or already planned a next date?",Yes
48786,Absolutely got her number lol,"Nice, the 3 day wait, or already planned a next date?","3 day wait is so stupid. If you’re both into each other, just text lmfao"
48787,I [19M] got my first kiss last night,Congrats buddy! Ahhh to be 19 again haha. Good for you. Hopefully it turns to more?,Congratulations! Howd you two meet?
48788,Congrats buddy! Ahhh to be 19 again haha. Good for you. Hopefully it turns to more?,Congratulations! Howd you two meet?,A party as well! Maybe you’ll have the same fate who knows
48789,Congratulations! Howd you two meet?,A party as well! Maybe you’ll have the same fate who knows,Possibly. Best of luck!
48790,Is anyone else extremely triggered seeing someone type 'lose' as 'loose'?,Triggers me too. Two seperate words.,"separate -- sorry, had to do it 😂"
48791,Triggers me too. Two seperate words.,"separate -- sorry, had to do it 😂",Actually have to thank you lol. Ive spelled it wrong in another post then. Lol.
48792,"separate -- sorry, had to do it 😂",Actually have to thank you lol. Ive spelled it wrong in another post then. Lol.,Happy to help.  A good mnemonic to remember it correctly is the **A**s separate the **E**s.
48793,Is anyone else extremely triggered seeing someone type 'lose' as 'loose'?,"Yes, drives me bonkers. I've also recently seen, 'Sorry for your lost"". Argh!",I am truly sorry for your lots
48794,"Yes, drives me bonkers. I've also recently seen, 'Sorry for your lost"". Argh!",I am truly sorry for your lots,Parking lots
48795,Is anyone else extremely triggered seeing someone type 'lose' as 'loose'?,"Yes, drives me bonkers. I've also recently seen, 'Sorry for your lost"". Argh!",Not a native speaker here - what's wrong about this 😂
48796,"Yes, drives me bonkers. I've also recently seen, 'Sorry for your lost"". Argh!",Not a native speaker here - what's wrong about this 😂,"lost is the verb in past tense.

loss would be the appropriate noun."
48797,"Yes, drives me bonkers. I've also recently seen, 'Sorry for your lost"". Argh!",Not a native speaker here - what's wrong about this 😂,Lost should be loss
48798,Is anyone else extremely triggered seeing someone type 'lose' as 'loose'?,"Yes, drives me bonkers. I've also recently seen, 'Sorry for your lost"". Argh!",Sorry for your lost... rest in piece
48799,"Yes, drives me bonkers. I've also recently seen, 'Sorry for your lost"". Argh!",Sorry for your lost... rest in piece,rest in peas
48800,Is anyone else extremely triggered seeing someone type 'lose' as 'loose'?,"Yyyyyeeep.

Breath and breathe makes me livid as well","Wait, people spell ""breathe"" as ""breath""?! 

or do people spell ""breath"" as ""breathe"""
48801,"Yyyyyeeep.

Breath and breathe makes me livid as well","Wait, people spell ""breathe"" as ""breath""?! 

or do people spell ""breath"" as ""breathe""",Yes
48802,"Wait, people spell ""breathe"" as ""breath""?! 

or do people spell ""breath"" as ""breathe""",Yes,That should be a hate crime
48803,"Yyyyyeeep.

Breath and breathe makes me livid as well","Wait, people spell ""breathe"" as ""breath""?! 

or do people spell ""breath"" as ""breathe""",Both.  It's infuriating.  Takes my breathe away
48804,"Wait, people spell ""breathe"" as ""breath""?! 

or do people spell ""breath"" as ""breathe""",Both.  It's infuriating.  Takes my breathe away,i know that's a joke but i just despise you now
48805,Both.  It's infuriating.  Takes my breathe away,i know that's a joke but i just despise you now,See??
48806,Is anyone else extremely triggered seeing someone type 'lose' as 'loose'?,YES! I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE LOOSE! IT'S LOSE! YOU'RE NOT TIGHTENING ANYTHING UP,And the reverse! Both set me off.
48807,YES! I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE LOOSE! IT'S LOSE! YOU'RE NOT TIGHTENING ANYTHING UP,And the reverse! Both set me off.,Yesssssssssssss! It makes no sense to me why they think it’s spelled that way!!!!
48808,Is anyone else extremely triggered seeing someone type 'lose' as 'loose'?,yes and stuff like 'boi' and 'smol'. drives me nuts,"Un-ironically using them yes I agree, I do unfortunately, love to type boi..."
48809,yes and stuff like 'boi' and 'smol'. drives me nuts,"Un-ironically using them yes I agree, I do unfortunately, love to type boi...",stop it :D
48810,Is anyone else extremely triggered seeing someone type 'lose' as 'loose'?,yes and stuff like 'boi' and 'smol'. drives me nuts,~smol bean~ uWu~ lov my boi XD~
48811,yes and stuff like 'boi' and 'smol'. drives me nuts,~smol bean~ uWu~ lov my boi XD~,i hate you :P
48812,Is anyone else extremely triggered seeing someone type 'lose' as 'loose'?,yeah at this point i just don’t care anymore,Your choice.
48813,yeah at this point i just don’t care anymore,Your choice.,it’s sad that people can’t spell though
48814,Let's talk! Tell me something interesting about you,I've put out a list of my favorite songs each year for the past 20 years,What are some of your favorite songs?
48815,I've put out a list of my favorite songs each year for the past 20 years,What are some of your favorite songs?,I like a lot of the hits from the late 90s on. So typical right? How about you?
48816,friday friyayy! 5 q's to send you away to the weekend!,"1. Pride
2. Work
3. ScarJo
4. If you can't, you should probably run.
5. Yes.",pride..?
48817,"1. Pride
2. Work
3. ScarJo
4. If you can't, you should probably run.
5. Yes.",pride..?,Oh sorry. Pride Parade/Festival.
48818,pride..?,Oh sorry. Pride Parade/Festival.,"gotcha, gotcha. is that a big deal where you're at?"
48819,friday friyayy! 5 q's to send you away to the weekend!,"So, busy day? (;",some might say..
48820,"So, busy day? (;",some might say..,That's too bad. But I wasn't about to leave without an LG reply!
48821,some might say..,That's too bad. But I wasn't about to leave without an LG reply!,ayeee
48822,That's too bad. But I wasn't about to leave without an LG reply!,ayeee,(: That kinda made my day.
48823,ayeee,(: That kinda made my day.,hehe welllll talking about making your day..
48824,(: That kinda made my day.,hehe welllll talking about making your day..,...yes?
48825,hehe welllll talking about making your day..,...yes?,welllllllllll i mean.. let's just say we can leave that for a more private conversation..
48826,...yes?,welllllllllll i mean.. let's just say we can leave that for a more private conversation..,"Is this what the kids call ""sliding into the DMs?"" (;"
48827,welllllllllll i mean.. let's just say we can leave that for a more private conversation..,"Is this what the kids call ""sliding into the DMs?"" (;",i mean.. there'll certainly be some sliding..
48828,I figured out why everyone is anonymous on reddit. It's so you can be honest to yourself.,Plus it makes it way easier to call someone a fucker!,"Or support someone who is being blasted by an entire sub.

&amp;#x200B;

Either way, NO FEAR!"
48829,Plus it makes it way easier to call someone a fucker!,"Or support someone who is being blasted by an entire sub.

&amp;#x200B;

Either way, NO FEAR!","Yeah!
Also, you're a fucker, ha!
Got em."
48830,"Or support someone who is being blasted by an entire sub.

&amp;#x200B;

Either way, NO FEAR!","Yeah!
Also, you're a fucker, ha!
Got em.","Hey, quit blasting him!"
48831,"Yeah!
Also, you're a fucker, ha!
Got em.","Hey, quit blasting him!",I like you fucker
48832,I figured out why everyone is anonymous on reddit. It's so you can be honest to yourself.,Plus it makes it way easier to call someone a fucker!,You fucker
48833,Plus it makes it way easier to call someone a fucker!,You fucker,"Piss off, ya grotty little wanker"
48834,I figured out why everyone is anonymous on reddit. It's so you can be honest to yourself.,U should post this on r/TheoryofReddit. It’s a realistic interpretation,"Hey. Found an interesting subreddit.
Thanks, stranger."
48835,U should post this on r/TheoryofReddit. It’s a realistic interpretation,"Hey. Found an interesting subreddit.
Thanks, stranger.",Np
48836,I figured out why everyone is anonymous on reddit. It's so you can be honest to yourself.,I can’t because too many people who I know irl know my reddit handle 🔫,"Make an alt account, and keep it a secret."
48837,I can’t because too many people who I know irl know my reddit handle 🔫,"Make an alt account, and keep it a secret.","I have alt accounts but I love posting with this one, mostly for karma 😵"
48838,WiFi network name: Which one of these options should I rename my WiFi?,Oh my god,"Also Wufu is kinda nice, pretty cute actually"
48839,Oh my god,"Also Wufu is kinda nice, pretty cute actually",Cooooool thanks
48840,WiFi network name: Which one of these options should I rename my WiFi?,Bill wi the science fi,I read that as Bill Wee The Science Fee.
48841,Bill wi the science fi,I read that as Bill Wee The Science Fee.,You’re not alone.
48842,WiFi network name: Which one of these options should I rename my WiFi?,Mine is Everyday I'm Buffering,"Buffer real hard.
Buffer buffer real hard."
48843,Mine is Everyday I'm Buffering,"Buffer real hard.
Buffer buffer real hard.",That’s what she said.
48844,Im about to get my masters degree!!,"Knock ‘em dead, kid! 🤘🏼",Will do! Thanks for hyping me up :)
48845,"Knock ‘em dead, kid! 🤘🏼",Will do! Thanks for hyping me up :),"Hey, Good luck! Good job on your degree. Have a great career ahead! :)"
48846,Im about to get my masters degree!!,"Congratulations!! Best of luck, you've got this!!",Thank you! Im very grateful for the encouragement reddit is sending my way
48847,"Congratulations!! Best of luck, you've got this!!",Thank you! Im very grateful for the encouragement reddit is sending my way,Of course! So glad it went well 😊
48848,A message to anyone visiting the USA,If you’re black that’s a double threat,Double the threat double the flavor
48849,If you’re black that’s a double threat,Double the threat double the flavor,Innit
48850,A message to anyone visiting the USA,The same in Canada too. But that's probably because we're very close to the US culturally,Not anywhere near as bad. In Canada you don't really assume that everyone is armed
48851,The same in Canada too. But that's probably because we're very close to the US culturally,Not anywhere near as bad. In Canada you don't really assume that everyone is armed,"I thought Canada had a bunch of guns, clearly I need to look into their gun laws more."
48852,Not anywhere near as bad. In Canada you don't really assume that everyone is armed,"I thought Canada had a bunch of guns, clearly I need to look into their gun laws more.","there is, but you don't find random people having guns at all times on them"
48853,I unsubscribed from trashy and other subs that insult people,"\&gt;:( *YOU'RE TRASHY*

jk ily :)",Lol. ** *NO YOU'RE TRASHY! * **
48854,"\&gt;:( *YOU'RE TRASHY*

jk ily :)",Lol. ** *NO YOU'RE TRASHY! * **,oof :( how did you know?
48855,Lol. ** *NO YOU'RE TRASHY! * **,oof :( how did you know?,Takes one to know one! /s
48856,oof :( how did you know?,Takes one to know one! /s,we're all good then :) hope you have a good day
48857,Takes one to know one! /s,we're all good then :) hope you have a good day,"You too! Thanks for that, needed a laugh!"
48858,"\&gt;:( *YOU'RE TRASHY*

jk ily :)",Lol. ** *NO YOU'RE TRASHY! * **,We're all trashy on this blessed day.
48859,I unsubscribed from trashy and other subs that insult people,[removed],It’s been an alt right recruiting sub for awhile now.
48860,[removed],It’s been an alt right recruiting sub for awhile now.,"Seriously, I joined for about a week before all the MRA guys came out."
48861,I unsubscribed from trashy and other subs that insult people,Can you name some of them?,Need suggestions for new subs? :)
48862,Can you name some of them?,Need suggestions for new subs? :),"Yup, and names of a few subs that you unsubbed from  
Just curious about the second list tbh"
48863,Life is better without Facebook and Instagram,"I mean, your obviously still on reddit...",Reddit is a lot different than Facebook and Instagram.
48864,"I mean, your obviously still on reddit...",Reddit is a lot different than Facebook and Instagram.,Agree!
48865,Life is better without Facebook and Instagram,And now you're on Reddit. Whats the point,Reddit is different. It’s discussion not people trying to impress me
48866,And now you're on Reddit. Whats the point,Reddit is different. It’s discussion not people trying to impress me,Can't argue with that. My bad. :)
48867,Life is better without Facebook and Instagram,But you’re still on Reddit....,Reddit is different.
48868,But you’re still on Reddit....,Reddit is different.,Help me understand. I see it as just as an addictive social media like FB or IG or Snapchat.
48869,Life is better without Facebook and Instagram,"Black Mirror Season 3 Episode 6 ""Nosedive"" fits in perfectly with this",Love that show!
48870,"Black Mirror Season 3 Episode 6 ""Nosedive"" fits in perfectly with this",Love that show!,it's awesome for sure!
48871,I just got my bachelor's degree as graphic designer,Hey good for you! I'm currently working towards getting my bachelors in graphics design too!,Thanks! And best of luck to you! 😊
48872,Hey good for you! I'm currently working towards getting my bachelors in graphics design too!,Thanks! And best of luck to you! 😊,Best of luck to you!
48873,I just got my bachelor's degree as graphic designer,Congratulations! The feeling after finishing a degree is quite amazing.,It is! Thank you so much! And happy cake day :)
48874,Congratulations! The feeling after finishing a degree is quite amazing.,It is! Thank you so much! And happy cake day :),Welcome! And Thank you :)
48875,It is! Thank you so much! And happy cake day :),Welcome! And Thank you :),Happppyyyy cake day!!!! May all your cake desires to meet 🍰🎂🧁
48876,Welcome! And Thank you :),Happppyyyy cake day!!!! May all your cake desires to meet 🍰🎂🧁,Thanks anon :)
48877,I just got my bachelor's degree as graphic designer,Hey I’m studying the same thing!!,Thats awesome! I wish for you the best! It's an amazing field and very fun to work in it 😁
48878,Hey I’m studying the same thing!!,Thats awesome! I wish for you the best! It's an amazing field and very fun to work in it 😁,Thank you so much’! I’m excited to keep going in just nervous about the job market!
48879,Thats awesome! I wish for you the best! It's an amazing field and very fun to work in it 😁,Thank you so much’! I’m excited to keep going in just nervous about the job market!,That's ok! It can be pretty scary but I'm sure you will do great 👍
48880,It's my Bday today and I'm drinking alone,"Happy Birthday, buddy! 💐",Thank you 🤗
48881,"Happy Birthday, buddy! 💐",Thank you 🤗,You’re welcome! 🎂
48882,What is something you are looking forward to? Or are dreading?,getting paid so i can get some new shoes. *shrugs* its not much but it helps.,What shoes are you getting?
48883,getting paid so i can get some new shoes. *shrugs* its not much but it helps.,What shoes are you getting?,some high tops hopefully.
48884,What shoes are you getting?,some high tops hopefully.,Any particular brand? I bought some Brookes running shoes that fell in the river last weekend :(
48885,some high tops hopefully.,Any particular brand? I bought some Brookes running shoes that fell in the river last weekend :(,wow thats unfortunate  :/ yeah i wanna get some Supras
48886,Keanu Reeves is well deserving of the positive attention. Does anyone have a story to share?,We don't deserve Keanu. He is like the one guy on Earth that deserves dogs.,"According to his movies, he might deserve them...but he's not allowed to keep them."
48887,We don't deserve Keanu. He is like the one guy on Earth that deserves dogs.,"According to his movies, he might deserve them...but he's not allowed to keep them.",:(
48888,"According to his movies, he might deserve them...but he's not allowed to keep them.",:(,Sad Keanu
48889,Keanu Reeves is well deserving of the positive attention. Does anyone have a story to share?,It’s just starting to feel like people are worshiping him,"He's worthy, it's fine"
48890,It’s just starting to feel like people are worshiping him,"He's worthy, it's fine",We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
48891,"He's worthy, it's fine",We're not worthy! We're not worthy!,Schwing! Schwing! Schwing!
48892,Keanu Reeves is well deserving of the positive attention. Does anyone have a story to share?,It’s just starting to feel like people are worshiping him,I’m out of the loop. Why is he being mentioned so much lately?
48893,It’s just starting to feel like people are worshiping him,I’m out of the loop. Why is he being mentioned so much lately?,Because John Wick 3 came out and people are reminded he's s pretty great guy.
48894,I’m out of the loop. Why is he being mentioned so much lately?,Because John Wick 3 came out and people are reminded he's s pretty great guy.,"Ohhhhh, I see! thanks!"
48895,Keanu Reeves is well deserving of the positive attention. Does anyone have a story to share?,I thought he was called Neil in the matrix when I first saw it.,I’m so glad I’m not alone in this. I legit thought his name was Neal for YEARS.
48896,I thought he was called Neil in the matrix when I first saw it.,I’m so glad I’m not alone in this. I legit thought his name was Neal for YEARS.,It makes it a totally different movie.
48897,Keanu Reeves is well deserving of the positive attention. Does anyone have a story to share?,I would give up my best friends life so keanu can live another day,You’re a shit friend if you’re serious
48898,I would give up my best friends life so keanu can live another day,You’re a shit friend if you’re serious,Its a sacrifice im willing to make
48899,My girlfriend killed my spider.,F,F
48900,"When I’m driving and someone’s making me mad, I always give them a thumbs up instead of a middle finger","I do the same thing but thumbs down. I'm not mad, I'm disappointed.",Honestly that would hurt me more
48901,"I do the same thing but thumbs down. I'm not mad, I'm disappointed.",Honestly that would hurt me more,Now you're thinking like my dad
48902,"When I’m driving and someone’s making me mad, I always give them a thumbs up instead of a middle finger","I do the same thing but thumbs down. I'm not mad, I'm disappointed.",I do this too! Just a thumbs down and a slow head shake. They always look DESTROYED
48903,"I do the same thing but thumbs down. I'm not mad, I'm disappointed.",I do this too! Just a thumbs down and a slow head shake. They always look DESTROYED,sassmastermaddy DESTROYS drivetards with THUMBS DOWN and HEAD SHAKES 2019
48904,"I do the same thing but thumbs down. I'm not mad, I'm disappointed.",I do this too! Just a thumbs down and a slow head shake. They always look DESTROYED,Lol I'm going to try this now.
48905,"When I’m driving and someone’s making me mad, I always give them a thumbs up instead of a middle finger",I used to do the “ok” sign but the internet ruined that for me,It's ok to do the ok sign.
48906,I used to do the “ok” sign but the internet ruined that for me,It's ok to do the ok sign.,👌
48907,It's ok to do the ok sign.,👌,I thought that was “fancy a toke?”
48908,👌,I thought that was “fancy a toke?”,It's now a far right dogwhistle as well
48909,"When I’m driving and someone’s making me mad, I always give them a thumbs up instead of a middle finger",I blew a kiss once which confused the super aggressive bloke who was tailgating me.,"Be careful doing shit like that. You're goading an aggressive person. 
Is goading a word?"
48910,I blew a kiss once which confused the super aggressive bloke who was tailgating me.,"Be careful doing shit like that. You're goading an aggressive person. 
Is goading a word?",Yup
48911,I blew a kiss once which confused the super aggressive bloke who was tailgating me.,"Be careful doing shit like that. You're goading an aggressive person. 
Is goading a word?",Yes it is
48912,"When I’m driving and someone’s making me mad, I always give them a thumbs up instead of a middle finger","I shake my fist at people. Like, ""Why, I oughta!""","Pow! Right in the kisser!!!

A L I C E !!!!"
48913,"I shake my fist at people. Like, ""Why, I oughta!""","Pow! Right in the kisser!!!

A L I C E !!!!",To the fuckin moon
48914,"I shake my fist at people. Like, ""Why, I oughta!""","Pow! Right in the kisser!!!

A L I C E !!!!",One of these days
48915,Craziest last 24 hours of my life,I’m not sure what to say...congratulations or that sucks or what,"Yeah, I have no idea how to feel. My nerves are just shot at this point"
48916,I’m not sure what to say...congratulations or that sucks or what,"Yeah, I have no idea how to feel. My nerves are just shot at this point","I see what you did there. 
Hope you feel better soon."
48917,I’m not sure what to say...congratulations or that sucks or what,"Yeah, I have no idea how to feel. My nerves are just shot at this point",I was gonna make a bad joke but screw it
48918,"Yeah, I have no idea how to feel. My nerves are just shot at this point",I was gonna make a bad joke but screw it,"Yeah, it probably wouldn't... bang."
48919,I was gonna make a bad joke but screw it,"Yeah, it probably wouldn't... bang.",Yea i think it'd come in from one ear and go out the other
48920,Craziest last 24 hours of my life,Y’all about to get haunted now,That seems appropriate for some reason at this point
48921,Y’all about to get haunted now,That seems appropriate for some reason at this point,"For the low low price of $1500 a month, I will keep the ghosts away"
48922,That seems appropriate for some reason at this point,"For the low low price of $1500 a month, I will keep the ghosts away","Oh that’s the amount of my new (fingers crossed) raise, must be meant to be ;)"
48923,Craziest last 24 hours of my life,kind of seems insensitive to throw your neighbours suicide in with good news no?,Oh fuck off.
48924,kind of seems insensitive to throw your neighbours suicide in with good news no?,Oh fuck off.,nah
48925,My 8yo. daughter just asked me if I knew what a Human Centipede is.,"Ok, who tf wrote that book. They knew.",Seriously. I immediately began to wonder what year this book was written.
48926,"Ok, who tf wrote that book. They knew.",Seriously. I immediately began to wonder what year this book was written.,"I gotta ask, did you mess with her at all?!"
48927,"Ok, who tf wrote that book. They knew.",Seriously. I immediately began to wonder what year this book was written.,It's a Judy Moody book. Before the movie.
48928,Seriously. I immediately began to wonder what year this book was written.,It's a Judy Moody book. Before the movie.,"so human centipede was a gritty remake of that book instead

&amp;#x200B;

how the turn tables"
48929,It's a Judy Moody book. Before the movie.,"so human centipede was a gritty remake of that book instead

&amp;#x200B;

how the turn tables",r/unexpectedoffice
48930,It's a Judy Moody book. Before the movie.,"so human centipede was a gritty remake of that book instead

&amp;#x200B;

how the turn tables","Exactly, Hollywood hasn't had an original idea in over 20 years."
48931,"so human centipede was a gritty remake of that book instead

&amp;#x200B;

how the turn tables","Exactly, Hollywood hasn't had an original idea in over 20 years.",An optimist I see
48932,"so human centipede was a gritty remake of that book instead

&amp;#x200B;

how the turn tables","Exactly, Hollywood hasn't had an original idea in over 20 years.",Have you seen sorry to bother you?
48933,"so human centipede was a gritty remake of that book instead

&amp;#x200B;

how the turn tables","Exactly, Hollywood hasn't had an original idea in over 20 years.","It was a Dutch movie though, so I guess it'd be ""Hollandwood""?"
48934,It's a Judy Moody book. Before the movie.,"so human centipede was a gritty remake of that book instead

&amp;#x200B;

how the turn tables",r/UnexpectedOffice
48935,It's a Judy Moody book. Before the movie.,"so human centipede was a gritty remake of that book instead

&amp;#x200B;

how the turn tables",How the turn tables have turned on the tables turning
48936,It's a Judy Moody book. Before the movie.,"so human centipede was a gritty remake of that book instead

&amp;#x200B;

how the turn tables",The thick plottens
48937,It's a Judy Moody book. Before the movie.,"so human centipede was a gritty remake of that book instead

&amp;#x200B;

how the turn tables",From G rated to NC-17
48938,Seriously. I immediately began to wonder what year this book was written.,It's a Judy Moody book. Before the movie.,Don’t get me started on Judy Moody. She is THE WORST
48939,"Ok, who tf wrote that book. They knew.",Seriously. I immediately began to wonder what year this book was written.,Another example of the book being better than the movie.
48940,Why are you up?,Because it's 11:22am where I am,You're from the future???????????????
48941,Because it's 11:22am where I am,You're from the future???????????????,Yeah man
48942,You're from the future???????????????,Yeah man,Woah.
48943,Because it's 11:22am where I am,You're from the future???????????????,"at the other side of the world, maybe? :)"
48944,You're from the future???????????????,"at the other side of the world, maybe? :)",I like my idea better
48945,"at the other side of the world, maybe? :)",I like my idea better,"oh, sad. You win!"
48946,Why are you up?,Waiting for your post?,Post like letters or?
48947,Waiting for your post?,Post like letters or?,"No, I mean this post from the OP, lol!"
48948,Post like letters or?,"No, I mean this post from the OP, lol!",I am the OP
48949,"No, I mean this post from the OP, lol!",I am the OP,"Oh, what's up?"
48950,I am the OP,"Oh, what's up?",Very little
48951,"Oh, what's up?",Very little,little what?
48952,Very little,little what?,Bees?
48953,little what?,Bees?,okay.
48954,Why are you up?,Can’t sleep and I have to watch my cousins in the morning. Rip.,Are they really little?
48955,Can’t sleep and I have to watch my cousins in the morning. Rip.,Are they really little?,8 and 10 but I’ve never watched kids before and I have my dog with me so this will be something
48956,Are they really little?,8 and 10 but I’ve never watched kids before and I have my dog with me so this will be something,Just find something cool for them to do
48957,Why are you up?,2:39am. Put back out reaching for a plate. Good times,Sounds rough. I hate if when I mess my back up
48958,2:39am. Put back out reaching for a plate. Good times,Sounds rough. I hate if when I mess my back up,Any tips on speeding up healing?
48959,Sounds rough. I hate if when I mess my back up,Any tips on speeding up healing?,A hot shower usually does it for me
48960,Any tips on speeding up healing?,A hot shower usually does it for me,Sounds like a great idea!
48961,A hot shower usually does it for me,Sounds like a great idea!,"And barring that, a hot bath with some Epsom salts"
48962,Sounds like a great idea!,"And barring that, a hot bath with some Epsom salts","Ahh, yes. A nice long salty soak!"
48963,"And barring that, a hot bath with some Epsom salts","Ahh, yes. A nice long salty soak!",Like a steak
48964,"Ahh, yes. A nice long salty soak!",Like a steak,Mmmm...steak
48965,"I asked my very traditional dad how he felt about the LGBTQ community, and he was such a sweetheart.",That's a good man right there," Hell yeah, I've never once been let down by him."
48966,That's a good man right there," Hell yeah, I've never once been let down by him.",That's heartwarming. And I'm not crying. Someone's cutting onions!
48967,"I asked my very traditional dad how he felt about the LGBTQ community, and he was such a sweetheart.",That's a good man right there,is that a destiny flair?
48968,That's a good man right there,is that a destiny flair?,"Good eye you have,  it definitely is."
48969,is that a destiny flair?,"Good eye you have,  it definitely is.",auto riffles 4 ever
48970,"Good eye you have,  it definitely is.",auto riffles 4 ever,"Lol, although I generally run scouts I'll take a good auto as well. Hard Light is my baby."
48971,auto riffles 4 ever,"Lol, although I generally run scouts I'll take a good auto as well. Hard Light is my baby.",personally pretty much a tlw only kinda guy but og suros was a sight to behold. i miss it :(
48972,"Lol, although I generally run scouts I'll take a good auto as well. Hard Light is my baby.",personally pretty much a tlw only kinda guy but og suros was a sight to behold. i miss it :(,Same my friend. The good old days were crazy.
48973,"I asked my very traditional dad how he felt about the LGBTQ community, and he was such a sweetheart.","I'm guessing your Dad is a Sikh? If so, this doesn't surprise me at all", Yes he is :)
48974,"I'm guessing your Dad is a Sikh? If so, this doesn't surprise me at all", Yes he is :),"I've never met a Sikh I didn't like, I respect the mentality that that religion brings :)"
48975,"I asked my very traditional dad how he felt about the LGBTQ community, and he was such a sweetheart.",And then everyone clapped,If your going to be hostile you can leave
48976,And then everyone clapped,If your going to be hostile you can leave,And who the fuck are you?
48977,If your going to be hostile you can leave,And who the fuck are you?,Someone who isn't a homophobe
48978,And who the fuck are you?,Someone who isn't a homophobe,Go outside more.
48979,Someone who isn't a homophobe,Go outside more.,I quite litterally wrote that post outside
48980,"I asked my very traditional dad how he felt about the LGBTQ community, and he was such a sweetheart.","I'm also Indian and my dad is 100% a bigot

My mom isn't tho, which is cool", Hey that's good to still have one parent who's chill about it :D
48981,"I'm also Indian and my dad is 100% a bigot

My mom isn't tho, which is cool", Hey that's good to still have one parent who's chill about it :D,yeah but she's also 100% narcissistic
48982,I'm down to 288 lbs,Good for you. Keep chopping wood.,Happy cake day!!
48983,Good for you. Keep chopping wood.,Happy cake day!!,Thank you
48984,"Grinning like an idiot, cause a kid just made my day",I was off from work.  Yay! That's enough for me.,This is true.
48985,I was off from work.  Yay! That's enough for me.,This is true.,I know it's not much but I HATE my job.
48986,This is true.,I know it's not much but I HATE my job.,"Well, in that case our weekends are like a religious experience lol. Been there for sure."
48987,"Grinning like an idiot, cause a kid just made my day",I remembered to drink water on my own,R/hydrohomies
48988,I remembered to drink water on my own,R/hydrohomies,"&gt; r/hydrohomies  
ftfy"
48989,"Grinning like an idiot, cause a kid just made my day",No my weekend sucked,Sorry to hear that. Hope your upcoming week is much better!
48990,No my weekend sucked,Sorry to hear that. Hope your upcoming week is much better!,"Thanks,
But it won’t be lol"
48991,Sorry to hear that. Hope your upcoming week is much better!,"Thanks,
But it won’t be lol",not with that attitude
48992,"Thanks,
But it won’t be lol",not with that attitude,Nah my life is just boring
48993,I lost 40 kg in a year!,What’s kg in freedom units aka pounds?,"40 kg is aprox. 6,2 bald eagles"
48994,What’s kg in freedom units aka pounds?,"40 kg is aprox. 6,2 bald eagles",Congratulations!!
48995,I lost 40 kg in a year!,The NHS BMI calculator says that's a healthy weight. Good on you.,"Im still a bit on the heavy side i think, but im still working on it! Thanks for the support!"
48996,The NHS BMI calculator says that's a healthy weight. Good on you.,"Im still a bit on the heavy side i think, but im still working on it! Thanks for the support!",You're already headed down the right path if you want to lose a little more.
48997,I lost 40 kg in a year!,I did too. Though it dropped me to 28kg.,"You gotta explain, did you loose 40 or 28 kg?"
48998,I did too. Though it dropped me to 28kg.,"You gotta explain, did you loose 40 or 28 kg?",I dropped to weighing 28kg
48999,"You gotta explain, did you loose 40 or 28 kg?",I dropped to weighing 28kg,"Oh my, how is that possible? I hope you are okay, 28 kg is not healthy at all..."
49000,I dropped to weighing 28kg,"Oh my, how is that possible? I hope you are okay, 28 kg is not healthy at all...",Thanks though :)
49001,"Oh my, how is that possible? I hope you are okay, 28 kg is not healthy at all...",Thanks though :),Hope you will be okay! Good luck :)
49002,Thanks though :),Hope you will be okay! Good luck :),You too! Have a great day :)
49003,"My song got over a 100 plays but 0 likes, does this mean I should quit song writing?",What service are you using to host it?,This is all on SoundCloud.
49004,What service are you using to host it?,This is all on SoundCloud.,I didn't even know there was a like feature on soundcloud lol
49005,This is all on SoundCloud.,I didn't even know there was a like feature on soundcloud lol,Lol yeah it's the heart under the track to the left.
49006,"I randomly caught a documentary about how the human body is designed to perform better under a lack of food situation rather than an excess. I was skeptical but experimented on myself, and the results were immediate and shocking (in a very positive way).","If you managed to lose 20 kg, i am guessing you were overweight to beging with.",You are so smart man. Should be a detective
49007,"If you managed to lose 20 kg, i am guessing you were overweight to beging with.",You are so smart man. Should be a detective,...I nominate that man for the role of captain.
49008,"If you managed to lose 20 kg, i am guessing you were overweight to beging with.",You are so smart man. Should be a detective,You sound upset
49009,Today marks the first time someone has ever come to me and requested I autograph a birthday card for them,"I want your autograph as well. Also happy birthday.





Note: this is very serious",I don’t have my own autograph. I only forge those of Disney characters
49010,"I want your autograph as well. Also happy birthday.





Note: this is very serious",I don’t have my own autograph. I only forge those of Disney characters,"Nevermind.

But it would've been nice if there was something too remind me of you and this post."
49011,Today marks the first time someone has ever come to me and requested I autograph a birthday card for them,Wholesome,Thank you
49012,Wholesome,Thank you,You're welcome 😊
49013,Today marks the first time someone has ever come to me and requested I autograph a birthday card for them,"Honestly sounds like a good way to make some easy money, kids love shit like that",I would openly sell them if I could. but it’s copyright infringement so I don’t.
49014,"Honestly sounds like a good way to make some easy money, kids love shit like that",I would openly sell them if I could. but it’s copyright infringement so I don’t.,I meannnn they dont have copyright on the name elsa anyone can be named elsa
49015,Today marks the first time someone has ever come to me and requested I autograph a birthday card for them,I too can convince a child that *scribble E L S A scribble* is Elsa's real signature!,Why are you being unkind?
49016,I too can convince a child that *scribble E L S A scribble* is Elsa's real signature!,Why are you being unkind?,"I’m making a joke about children, not being unkind. Why do you jump to “unkind” so quickly?"
49017,Why are you being unkind?,"I’m making a joke about children, not being unkind. Why do you jump to “unkind” so quickly?","Oh, well it didn't seem like a joke.  It came off as you raining on the parade in general imho."
49018,"I’m making a joke about children, not being unkind. Why do you jump to “unkind” so quickly?","Oh, well it didn't seem like a joke.  It came off as you raining on the parade in general imho.",Maybe you shouldn’t jump to conclusions like that. Not everyone is trying to be negative.
49019,Today marks the first time someone has ever come to me and requested I autograph a birthday card for them,Do you have one for Gastion?,Yeah I do
49020,Do you have one for Gastion?,Yeah I do,Brilliant. I’d make so many joke notes to my friends with that autograph.
49021,Learned I’m the one “with all the cool sneaker” at work.,You should wear crocs one day just to see how much fashion power you have.,This is brilliant
49022,You should wear crocs one day just to see how much fashion power you have.,This is brilliant,Dont forget the socks for bonus effect
49023,This is brilliant,Dont forget the socks for bonus effect,Toeless socks for the x2 bonus
49024,Dont forget the socks for bonus effect,Toeless socks for the x2 bonus,or ones with individual toe places
49025,Toeless socks for the x2 bonus,or ones with individual toe places,Toe shoes make my soul hurt.
49026,or ones with individual toe places,Toe shoes make my soul hurt.,You must wear them now. For science.
49027,or ones with individual toe places,Toe shoes make my soul hurt.,Sole* FTFY
49028,Toe shoes make my soul hurt.,Sole* FTFY,Dammit. Embarrassing miss. Nice catch.
49029,Toe shoes make my soul hurt.,Sole* FTFY,"I thought she had a deep, spiritual hate against toe shoes ;)"
49030,Sole* FTFY,"I thought she had a deep, spiritual hate against toe shoes ;)",Same
49031,Sole* FTFY,"I thought she had a deep, spiritual hate against toe shoes ;)",she did mean soul... just too kind to shut the guitarguy down...
49032,This is brilliant,Dont forget the socks for bonus effect,Literally rocking this in a louie v store right now. Girl is browsing
49033,You should wear crocs one day just to see how much fashion power you have.,This is brilliant,"Honestly, assuming you have the social capital at work, I'm pretty sure you could rock them."
49034,You should wear crocs one day just to see how much fashion power you have.,This is brilliant,Do it. Report back.
49035,You should wear crocs one day just to see how much fashion power you have.,This is brilliant,Wear the post malone crocs and they'll eat it up
49036,You should wear crocs one day just to see how much fashion power you have.,This is brilliant,Don’t forget to update us if you do it!
49037,Learned I’m the one “with all the cool sneaker” at work.,You should wear crocs one day just to see how much fashion power you have.,Oh god please don’t. No one should ever wear those things.
49038,You should wear crocs one day just to see how much fashion power you have.,Oh god please don’t. No one should ever wear those things.,They're comfy as heck
49039,You should wear crocs one day just to see how much fashion power you have.,Oh god please don’t. No one should ever wear those things.,Haha!
49040,Learned I’m the one “with all the cool sneaker” at work.,You should wear crocs one day just to see how much fashion power you have.,Or Birkenstocks
49041,You should wear crocs one day just to see how much fashion power you have.,Or Birkenstocks,Birks are literally the best
49042,Learned I’m the one “with all the cool sneaker” at work.,"I work in an industrial environment, and we have to wear steel toes :(",Are we discovering a market for sweet steel-toed kicks?
49043,"I work in an industrial environment, and we have to wear steel toes :(",Are we discovering a market for sweet steel-toed kicks?,"&gt;sweet steel-toed kicks?

Those words! Is it possible to use them in a sentence like that?"
49044,Had a really rough day today. Tell me about something positive that happened to you today.,I applied for my first job!! I’m very excited,Thank you ❤️ and good luck on your application!
49045,I applied for my first job!! I’m very excited,Thank you ❤️ and good luck on your application!,Thank you!!
49046,Had a really rough day today. Tell me about something positive that happened to you today.,i got antibiotics  for a sinus infection :D,At least you'll feel better soon!
49047,i got antibiotics  for a sinus infection :D,At least you'll feel better soon!,yus I can't wait. feeling real bad for a week
49048,Had a really rough day today. Tell me about something positive that happened to you today.,My high school graduation was today,Congrats! Any plans now that you're finished with high school?
49049,My high school graduation was today,Congrats! Any plans now that you're finished with high school?,I’m gonna see if college is my thing
49050,"Adults of reddit, what do you do for a living?",I'm an analyst for HUD.,That sounds interesting ! Can I ask a few questions ?
49051,I'm an analyst for HUD.,That sounds interesting ! Can I ask a few questions ?,"Sure, what would you like to ask?"
49052,"Adults of reddit, what do you do for a living?",Social work- I work with homelessness,Like do you work in a office or do you actually work with homeless people?
49053,Social work- I work with homelessness,Like do you work in a office or do you actually work with homeless people?,Both :)
49054,i had dinner with a stranger,That tattoo quote is really awesome!,they asked me what i think it means so i’m in analysis mode now!
49055,That tattoo quote is really awesome!,they asked me what i think it means so i’m in analysis mode now!,Awesome!
49056,i had dinner with a stranger,Often,👏
49057,Often,👏,I’m a super weirdo I feel way more comfortable around strangers.
49058,"We are watching Princess Bride, making cupcakes, and getting married in the morning.",As,You
49059,As,You,Wish
49060,🌈,❤🧡💛💙💚💜,❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
49061,❤🧡💛💙💚💜,❤️🧡💛💚💙💜,❤🧡❤💚💙💜
49062,❤️🧡💛💚💙💜,❤🧡❤💚💙💜,❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
49063,❤🧡❤💚💙💜,❤️🧡💛💚💙💜,🖤💜💙💚💛🧡❤️🖤
49064,🌈,"🌈, pinned discussion.

Idk what to talk about",Whatever level of gay you are at is probably a good start.
49065,"🌈, pinned discussion.

Idk what to talk about",Whatever level of gay you are at is probably a good start.,Wait is this before or after alcohol?
49066,🌈,YAS.,KWEEN!
49067,YAS.,KWEEN!,SCREAM!
49068,🌈,What's with the rainbows?,Black History Month
49069,What's with the rainbows?,Black History Month,"Okay, but wait.
Doesn't the rainbow have to be black for it to be Black History Month?"
49070,Black History Month,"Okay, but wait.
Doesn't the rainbow have to be black for it to be Black History Month?",The rainbow represents different races
49071,"Okay, but wait.
Doesn't the rainbow have to be black for it to be Black History Month?",The rainbow represents different races,So it's Coloured History Month?
49072,🌈,Are you a gayness?,;)
49073,Are you a gayness?,;),Username checks in
49074,;),Username checks in,**All** the gehness. 🤣😂
49075,🌈,"Oh...that's a rainbow. Pride Month, right?

Well...enjoy yourselves, people.","Actually, it’s Black History Month"
49076,"Oh...that's a rainbow. Pride Month, right?

Well...enjoy yourselves, people.","Actually, it’s Black History Month",Enjoy that too.
49077,🌈,Meh,heM
49078,Meh,heM,Bloop
49079,It's my 40th Birthday today.,Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You look like a monkey you smell like one two,Yes I am a bit smelly sometimes. Thank you!
49080,Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You look like a monkey you smell like one two,Yes I am a bit smelly sometimes. Thank you!,"And I was imagining you as sweet smelling, thanks for ruining everything."
49081,Yes I am a bit smelly sometimes. Thank you!,"And I was imagining you as sweet smelling, thanks for ruining everything.",Lol!
49082,It's my 40th Birthday today.,Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You look like a monkey you smell like one two,*to
49083,Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You look like a monkey you smell like one two,*to,*too
49084,*to,*too,;)
49085,It's my 40th Birthday today.,"Haha never thought of it as leveling up! Im use that from now on. 

Happy birthday though!",Thanks. Yeah I've seen a few memes about it. I can not claim that it is original :)
49086,"Haha never thought of it as leveling up! Im use that from now on. 

Happy birthday though!",Thanks. Yeah I've seen a few memes about it. I can not claim that it is original :),"Haha true as the old saying goes. ""You made this?... I made this"".

Any plans for today?"
49087,Thanks. Yeah I've seen a few memes about it. I can not claim that it is original :),"Haha true as the old saying goes. ""You made this?... I made this"".

Any plans for today?","Just working, that's about it."
49088,"Haha true as the old saying goes. ""You made this?... I made this"".

Any plans for today?","Just working, that's about it.",Maybe do something small? . Bdays lose their magic the older we get.
49089,It's my 40th Birthday today.,Hey! I turn 31 today! We are birthday buds! Happy Birthday!,I turned 31 today too! 6.6.88 has got to be the best birthday of all time!
49090,Hey! I turn 31 today! We are birthday buds! Happy Birthday!,I turned 31 today too! 6.6.88 has got to be the best birthday of all time!,Yes! Plus we turned 18 on 6/6/06!
49091,It's my 40th Birthday today.,So I assume you’re leveling up Charisma to get that sweet sweet +4 modifier?,"I played my first campaign last week! I finally get these jokes, that made me lol"
49092,So I assume you’re leveling up Charisma to get that sweet sweet +4 modifier?,"I played my first campaign last week! I finally get these jokes, that made me lol",Have you ever heard of Critical Role?
49093,"I played my first campaign last week! I finally get these jokes, that made me lol",Have you ever heard of Critical Role?,"I have, but I’ve been listening to the adventure zone!"
49094,Have you ever heard of Critical Role?,"I have, but I’ve been listening to the adventure zone!",I’ll have to check that out
49095,It's my 40th Birthday today.,From a 12 year old. Congratulations,"Wow, 12! Thank you!"
49096,From a 12 year old. Congratulations,"Wow, 12! Thank you!",You're welcome!
49097,It's my 40th Birthday today.,Happy birthday! Treat yourself to something good today!,I have beeeerrrr! &lt;3
49098,Happy birthday! Treat yourself to something good today!,I have beeeerrrr! &lt;3,That's a good start. Have fun!
49099,It's my 40th Birthday today.,Happy happy birthday!!!! 🎈🎁🎂🎉🎊,Thank you!
49100,Happy happy birthday!!!! 🎈🎁🎂🎉🎊,Thank you!,🎩
49101,It's my 40th Birthday today.,Happy birthday! I too turned 40 last week and spent it in jury duty.,Jury Duty? No fun! Happy Belated Birthday to you!
49102,Happy birthday! I too turned 40 last week and spent it in jury duty.,Jury Duty? No fun! Happy Belated Birthday to you!,Thank you!
49103,It's my 40th Birthday today.,"""I've leveled up!"" 

&amp;#x200B;

wholesome af",:D
49104,"""I've leveled up!"" 

&amp;#x200B;

wholesome af",:D,Happy birthday!!
49105,:D,Happy birthday!!,Thank you!
49106,It's my 40th Birthday today.,Happy birthday! I hope it’s a great one for you!♥️,"The day went pretty well, even though there was no hullabaloo. But you guys made it great!"
49107,Happy birthday! I hope it’s a great one for you!♥️,"The day went pretty well, even though there was no hullabaloo. But you guys made it great!",Good to hear! :)
49108,It's my 40th Birthday today.,"happy birthday!

- prefered name Terra &lt;3",Thank you!
49109,"happy birthday!

- prefered name Terra &lt;3",Thank you!,"&lt;3 your welcome &lt;3 have a great day, your loved &lt;3"
49110,It's my 40th Birthday today.,Happy birthday! Take yourself ot for a special treat!,"I have lots of beer, does that count?"
49111,Happy birthday! Take yourself ot for a special treat!,"I have lots of beer, does that count?",Sure. If that's what you're in to.
49112,It's my 40th Birthday today.,"Happy birthday, it also happens to be my birthday today too! Birthday buddies.",Yay! Happy birthday to you too!
49113,"Happy birthday, it also happens to be my birthday today too! Birthday buddies.",Yay! Happy birthday to you too!,Cheers!
49114,It's my 40th Birthday today.,Happy cakeday! I hope it is relaxing and stress free!,"I had to work, but it went ok."
49115,Happy cakeday! I hope it is relaxing and stress free!,"I had to work, but it went ok.","I usually work on my birthdays, too. At least you're making money ;)"
49116,"I had to work, but it went ok.","I usually work on my birthdays, too. At least you're making money ;)",True!
49117,It's my 40th Birthday today.,Happy birthday!!!,Thank you!
49118,Happy birthday!!!,Thank you!,I just hit 40 myself. It is definitely a milestone worth celebrating!
49119,It's my 40th Birthday today.,Level 40 is huge! Think of all the sweet raids you can do now!,I AM THE BOSS NOW! hahaha... Kill all the things?
49120,Level 40 is huge! Think of all the sweet raids you can do now!,I AM THE BOSS NOW! hahaha... Kill all the things?,"Holy moly, plot twist!"
49121,It's my 40th Birthday today.,"We are all teenagers up to 60.
What are you talking about.","Yeah, no old people here!"
49122,"We are all teenagers up to 60.
What are you talking about.","Yeah, no old people here!","And happy birthday, bro.

~sending a virtual hug~"
49123,It's my 40th Birthday today.,Happy birthday!!  The 40's are great!,"Seems like it's going to be great, and thank you!"
49124,Happy birthday!!  The 40's are great!,"Seems like it's going to be great, and thank you!",Hope it was a good one!
49125,"Seems like it's going to be great, and thank you!",Hope it was a good one!,You guys really made my birthday great :)
49126,It's my 40th Birthday today.,"I level up tomorrow to 38! Happy birthday, fellow Juner! I hope it always gets better for you!",Happy Birthday one day early! You guys all made today pretty special.
49127,"I level up tomorrow to 38! Happy birthday, fellow Juner! I hope it always gets better for you!",Happy Birthday one day early! You guys all made today pretty special.,Thank you! You’re pretty special too!
49128,It's my 40th Birthday today.,Do your knees and back hurt yet?,Haha no though sometimes my joints get a bit stiff and I have fibromyalgia.
49129,Do your knees and back hurt yet?,Haha no though sometimes my joints get a bit stiff and I have fibromyalgia.,I don’t know what fibromyalgia is exactly but you should eat edible marijuana
49130,It's my 40th Birthday today.,"Down hill slide, but it is fun, enjoy the ride it goes quick. HBD...",Thanks for the happy birth day wishes!
49131,"Down hill slide, but it is fun, enjoy the ride it goes quick. HBD...",Thanks for the happy birth day wishes!,"I was not kidding , it does now start to go faster, cherish the moments."
49132,Thanks for the happy birth day wishes!,"I was not kidding , it does now start to go faster, cherish the moments.",I will I promise :)
49133,It's my 40th Birthday today.,Happy bday! Had no idea cats lived that long...,My oldest cat lived 18 years. he was a good cat. I've heard of cats living to 21!
49134,Happy bday! Had no idea cats lived that long...,My oldest cat lived 18 years. he was a good cat. I've heard of cats living to 21!,Wow! I have a Great Dane and sadly they don’t live very long :(
49135,My oldest cat lived 18 years. he was a good cat. I've heard of cats living to 21!,Wow! I have a Great Dane and sadly they don’t live very long :(,Aaw
49136,It's my 40th Birthday today.,Hugs!  Happy Bday. I’m 42!  How did we get here!?   ☺️,Maturity? :D
49137,Hugs!  Happy Bday. I’m 42!  How did we get here!?   ☺️,Maturity? :D,Lol speak for yourself
49138,It's my 40th Birthday today.,Ronaldo is still only 32,Not a bad age!
49139,Ronaldo is still only 32,Not a bad age!,"Haha yeah, congrats man"
49140,Not a bad age!,"Haha yeah, congrats man",:D
49141,It's my 40th Birthday today.,"I feel you, tomorrow is my 39.",Happy early birthday!
49142,"I feel you, tomorrow is my 39.",Happy early birthday!,Thank you. Happy bday for you today!!
49143,Happy early birthday!,Thank you. Happy bday for you today!!,:D
49144,It's my 40th Birthday today.,"Congratulations on your new level!
Happy Birthday!",Woohoo thank you!
49145,"Congratulations on your new level!
Happy Birthday!",Woohoo thank you!,You're very welcome!
49146,Woohoo thank you!,You're very welcome!,&lt;3
49147,It's my 40th Birthday today.,Happy birthday!!,Thank you very much!
49148,Happy birthday!!,Thank you very much!,You're welcome!!
49149,It's my 40th Birthday today.,Congratulations 🎉,Thank you!
49150,Congratulations 🎉,Thank you!,You’re welcome
49151,My internet friend who disappeared for 2 years sent me a DM today.,sooooo did they explain their disappearance?,I was wondering that as well...
49152,sooooo did they explain their disappearance?,I was wondering that as well...,Main post updated :)
49153,My internet friend who disappeared for 2 years sent me a DM today.,Xelnecra bro i hope u good somewhere i wish i would hear again from u : ),So... Did we do it Reddit?
49154,Xelnecra bro i hope u good somewhere i wish i would hear again from u : ),So... Did we do it Reddit?,I don‘t know yet :/ I‘m still waiting for him to get back to me.
49155,My internet friend who disappeared for 2 years sent me a DM today.,Aren’t all IM’s DM’s?,IM = ?
49156,Aren’t all IM’s DM’s?,IM = ?,Instant Message
49157,Aren’t all IM’s DM’s?,IM = ?,I am guessing you were born after the year 2000?
49158,My internet friend who disappeared for 2 years sent me a DM today.,"WHy did they did they go off line, out of interest?",Will update when I know
49159,"WHy did they did they go off line, out of interest?",Will update when I know,thanks
49160,My internet friend who disappeared for 2 years sent me a DM today.,"WHy did they did they go off line, out of interest?",Main post updated :)
49161,"WHy did they did they go off line, out of interest?",Main post updated :),THank you
49162,My internet friend who disappeared for 2 years sent me a DM today.,Ghosts for 2 years? Did they explain why?,Will update when I know
49163,Ghosts for 2 years? Did they explain why?,Will update when I know,"You are very forgiving and compassionate

Don’t get too close - they could do it again"
49164,My internet friend who disappeared for 2 years sent me a DM today.,What happened?,Main post updated :)
49165,What happened?,Main post updated :),Thanks stranger!
49166,My internet friend who disappeared for 2 years sent me a DM today.,Hope u'll meet him again bro,I never met them
49167,Hope u'll meet him again bro,I never met them,All ahead
49168,My internet friend who disappeared for 2 years sent me a DM today.,"Control f my user name. No hits

Guess no one misses me :(",I miss you already
49169,"Control f my user name. No hits

Guess no one misses me :(",I miss you already,"Oh god I can't handle this kind of pressure, STOP SMOTHERING ME"
49170,My dad drove four hours from NYC to Boston to deliver me soup because I had a bad day,"Fortunately for you, your contract wasn't renewed, so now you can move closer to your parents.",That’s actually the plan now :)
49171,"Fortunately for you, your contract wasn't renewed, so now you can move closer to your parents.",That’s actually the plan now :),They're gonna be so thrilled!
49172,That’s actually the plan now :),They're gonna be so thrilled!,Certainly a shorter distance to deliver soup! 😂
49173,They're gonna be so thrilled!,Certainly a shorter distance to deliver soup! 😂,Unless you want your soup specifically from Boston.
49174,Certainly a shorter distance to deliver soup! 😂,Unless you want your soup specifically from Boston.,This New York soup is not to my liking!
49175,Unless you want your soup specifically from Boston.,This New York soup is not to my liking!,NO SOUP FOR YOU!!
49176,This New York soup is not to my liking!,NO SOUP FOR YOU!!,*bass line intensifies*
49177,This New York soup is not to my liking!,NO SOUP FOR YOU!!,Nazi!
49178,Certainly a shorter distance to deliver soup! 😂,Unless you want your soup specifically from Boston.,The warehouse soup tastes SO much better Michael.
49179,Unless you want your soup specifically from Boston.,The warehouse soup tastes SO much better Michael.,"I know this is The Office, but I read it in GOB's voice..."
49180,The warehouse soup tastes SO much better Michael.,"I know this is The Office, but I read it in GOB's voice...",Oh ***COME ON!***
49181,The warehouse soup tastes SO much better Michael.,"I know this is The Office, but I read it in GOB's voice...","Thanks to you, me too"
49182,"Fortunately for you, your contract wasn't renewed, so now you can move closer to your parents.",That’s actually the plan now :),Yay
49183,"Fortunately for you, your contract wasn't renewed, so now you can move closer to your parents.",That’s actually the plan now :),"This is the sweetest story! ❤
Thanks for sharing it!"
49184,My dad drove four hours from NYC to Boston to deliver me soup because I had a bad day,"Very sweet.

FYI:

Uber Eats or Door Dash would get it and deliver to you.",Unfortunately they don’t offer to deliver from there in my area :(
49185,"Very sweet.

FYI:

Uber Eats or Door Dash would get it and deliver to you.",Unfortunately they don’t offer to deliver from there in my area :(,In Boston? Unless you're in a weird spot that's not actually in Boston.
49186,My dad drove four hours from NYC to Boston to deliver me soup because I had a bad day,"Your dad is an awesome dad! That brought a smile to my face!

Good luck to you in the future!",Thank you! Happy cake day :)
49187,"Your dad is an awesome dad! That brought a smile to my face!

Good luck to you in the future!",Thank you! Happy cake day :),Thanks and you're welcome! :)
49188,Psychology asserts that interacting with complete strangers can greatly boost your mood so stop scrolling and dammit interact with me :D,"Average. Usual stresses along with a little joy here and there.

How about you?","We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been, quite possibly, bamboozled."
49189,"Average. Usual stresses along with a little joy here and there.

How about you?","We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been, quite possibly, bamboozled.",Now I see them interacting with other people and I my sense of self worth has taken a tumble D:
49190,"Average. Usual stresses along with a little joy here and there.

How about you?","We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been, quite possibly, bamboozled.",Wait wait wait... is that first sentence a Red vs. Blue quote??
49191,"Average. Usual stresses along with a little joy here and there.

How about you?","We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been, quite possibly, bamboozled.",Sorry to hear about losing your friend. How are you holding up? What are you looking forward to?
49192,Psychology asserts that interacting with complete strangers can greatly boost your mood so stop scrolling and dammit interact with me :D,"Okay, well then.

Do you like Mudkips?",I do.
49193,"Okay, well then.

Do you like Mudkips?",I do.,I think you and me are gonna get along juuust fine.
49194,Psychology asserts that interacting with complete strangers can greatly boost your mood so stop scrolling and dammit interact with me :D,What does non-binary mean ? I am trying to learn English. Does it mean night owl?,Neither male nor female
49195,What does non-binary mean ? I am trying to learn English. Does it mean night owl?,Neither male nor female,Thanks you
49196,Psychology asserts that interacting with complete strangers can greatly boost your mood so stop scrolling and dammit interact with me :D,Just trying to keep it together. My bestfriend is in the hospital fighting for her life.,I am very sorry to hear that. I am praying that she'll get better.
49197,Just trying to keep it together. My bestfriend is in the hospital fighting for her life.,I am very sorry to hear that. I am praying that she'll get better.,Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. It really means a lot.
49198,"I recently started eating kiwi fruit with the skin on, and I have no regrets.","This is the craziest shit I've ever seen on Reddit. 

The skin is furry, you freak.",Have you ever eaten a peach?
49199,"This is the craziest shit I've ever seen on Reddit. 

The skin is furry, you freak.",Have you ever eaten a peach?,"Peaches are fuzzy, that's different from furry."
49200,Have you ever eaten a peach?,"Peaches are fuzzy, that's different from furry.",I think a pubescent male would argue otherwise.
49201,"I recently started eating kiwi fruit with the skin on, and I have no regrets.","As long as you wash it, it'll scratch any itches in/on your bumhole. 

No ragrets.",Do you need to change your toilet paper?
49202,"As long as you wash it, it'll scratch any itches in/on your bumhole. 

No ragrets.",Do you need to change your toilet paper?,"Haha no, I was having a joke. 

I personally dont eat the skin but I see no harm in it."
49203,I am very sorry for judging overweight folks. I have changed now.,I don’t really care about health. Not like I want to live for 100 years or anything.,Being healthy is not only about living long but also about making the years you live happier
49204,I don’t really care about health. Not like I want to live for 100 years or anything.,Being healthy is not only about living long but also about making the years you live happier,I don’t see the correlation.
49205,"I need to complain about recreational cyclists, don’t downvote me too much...",Try being a driver in Denmark LOL. Then you’ll really hate recreational cyclists.,"Lol, plot twist, princesskeester has nervous breakdown, moves to Denmark, becomes a cyclist."
49206,Try being a driver in Denmark LOL. Then you’ll really hate recreational cyclists.,"Lol, plot twist, princesskeester has nervous breakdown, moves to Denmark, becomes a cyclist.",Bikes go faster than cars there
49207,Anyone else a loner and accept it?,"Haven't accepted it no, I hate it. I don't do anything as a result. It's depressing.",Same.The loneliness physically hurts and anxiety/despair are so overwhelming
49208,"Haven't accepted it no, I hate it. I don't do anything as a result. It's depressing.",Same.The loneliness physically hurts and anxiety/despair are so overwhelming,"Hang in there. Try some meetup groups, or checkout /r/lonely."
49209,I like being alone.,You like walking alone? Better try traveling alone. You learn so much of life.,"Just got back friday from a solo road trip. Just me, the bike, and the road. Lovely."
49210,You like walking alone? Better try traveling alone. You learn so much of life.,"Just got back friday from a solo road trip. Just me, the bike, and the road. Lovely.",I hope to experience this one day
49211,I like being alone.,Me too. I go hiking alone once or twice a month and it is always great.,Hiking sounds nice but I'm not fit enough to do it yet.
49212,Me too. I go hiking alone once or twice a month and it is always great.,Hiking sounds nice but I'm not fit enough to do it yet.,Tap into some psychedelics on a hike alone and you’ll be amazed at what your mind can give you.
49213,Hiking sounds nice but I'm not fit enough to do it yet.,Tap into some psychedelics on a hike alone and you’ll be amazed at what your mind can give you.,100% second this
49214,I'm very drunk right now,What field is your bachelor's degree in?,Nursing
49215,What field is your bachelor's degree in?,Nursing,Congratulations! I've heard that nursing school is really brutal.
49216,What field is your bachelor's degree in?,Nursing,"I was going to guess nursing. Just applied for a program this fall, good luck on the NCLEX op!!"
49217,What field is your bachelor's degree in?,Nursing,"Lmfao at nursing being the ""hardest degree you can get your bachelors in"""
49218,Nursing,"Lmfao at nursing being the ""hardest degree you can get your bachelors in""",Why ?
49219,"Lmfao at nursing being the ""hardest degree you can get your bachelors in""",Why ?,Cause there is far harder degrees
49220,I'm very drunk right now,Happiest drunk ever! Good for you! Best wishes on your boards and your wedding!,"Thank you so much! Drunk me just says what sober me thinks, honestly"
49221,Happiest drunk ever! Good for you! Best wishes on your boards and your wedding!,"Thank you so much! Drunk me just says what sober me thinks, honestly",Haha yeah I have the same set of circumstances. Funny how that works!
49222,"Thank you so much! Drunk me just says what sober me thinks, honestly",Haha yeah I have the same set of circumstances. Funny how that works!,Sometimes my drunk positivity needs to come out more!
49223,I'm very drunk right now,Sorry to hear about that,"It's all good. We made up, but thank you"
49224,Sorry to hear about that,"It's all good. We made up, but thank you",Yeah good to hear that
49225,"It's all good. We made up, but thank you",Yeah good to hear that,How are you doing right now?
49226,Yeah good to hear that,How are you doing right now?,I’m doing quite well but how do I find purpose in life?
49227,I'm very drunk right now,What did you get your bachelors degree in?,Nursing!
49228,What did you get your bachelors degree in?,Nursing!,Nice! I knew it had to be something related to the medical field. Congrats. 🎉🎊🎈
49229,Nursing!,Nice! I knew it had to be something related to the medical field. Congrats. 🎉🎊🎈,Thank you!
49230,I'm very drunk right now,I'll think about drunk you next week during my physics exam! Cheers man!,Oh my God physics was my worst subject. I wish you the best of luck!
49231,I'll think about drunk you next week during my physics exam! Cheers man!,Oh my God physics was my worst subject. I wish you the best of luck!,Wave optics is a fucking nightmare. I can't wait for it to be over.
49232,Oh my God physics was my worst subject. I wish you the best of luck!,Wave optics is a fucking nightmare. I can't wait for it to be over.,You're going to rock it! I passed with the lowest grade possible and I'm still proud of it
49233,I'm very drunk right now,A drunk mind is a sober heart,"Yes, I love this saying"
49234,A drunk mind is a sober heart,"Yes, I love this saying","Its a goodun, you hungover?"
49235,"Does anyone remember that Disney film, Atlantis: The Lost Empire?",I love it!,Finally! Someone else who remembers it haha
49236,I love it!,Finally! Someone else who remembers it haha,"Hands down, one of my favorite Disney cartoons."
49237,Finally! Someone else who remembers it haha,"Hands down, one of my favorite Disney cartoons.","Same here, it’s too bad it’s so underrated though. I feel like it deserves more attention."
49238,"Does anyone remember that Disney film, Atlantis: The Lost Empire?",Best animated movie alongside Treasure Island,Treasure Planet is great too!
49239,Best animated movie alongside Treasure Island,Treasure Planet is great too!,Treasure Planet IS great
49240,Let's play a choose your own adventure game. I'll be the DM. Reply your decisions.,I just kinda hold it for a while. I think I’ll name him eugene,It starts nipping away at the skin of your palms with its razor sharp teeth.
49241,I just kinda hold it for a while. I think I’ll name him eugene,It starts nipping away at the skin of your palms with its razor sharp teeth.,I put on gloves
49242,"My Hulu account was hacked a few months back, and I let it go because the people who were using it didn't change anything on it. They only watched stuff. And then this happened:",I bet that guy considers you the bad guy.,just because you are bad guy does not mean you are a bad *guy*
49243,I bet that guy considers you the bad guy.,just because you are bad guy does not mean you are a bad *guy*,Who else will crush mans head between thigh like sparrow’s egg?
49244,just because you are bad guy does not mean you are a bad *guy*,Who else will crush mans head between thigh like sparrow’s egg?,Labels not make you happy.  Good!  Bad!  You must love you.
49245,Who else will crush mans head between thigh like sparrow’s egg?,Labels not make you happy.  Good!  Bad!  You must love you.,GOOD. BAD. MNGGGGG.
49246,I bet that guy considers you the bad guy.,just because you are bad guy does not mean you are a bad *guy*,What’s that from?
49247,just because you are bad guy does not mean you are a bad *guy*,What’s that from?,Wreck it Ralph. Possibly one of the deepest introspective speech ever spoken in an animation.
49248,just because you are bad guy does not mean you are a bad *guy*,What’s that from?,Wreck it ralph
49249,"My Hulu account was hacked a few months back, and I let it go because the people who were using it didn't change anything on it. They only watched stuff. And then this happened:",I loved reading this,"I know right, smart guy, decent guy, nice guy even. But don't F#CK with that guy."
49250,I loved reading this,"I know right, smart guy, decent guy, nice guy even. But don't F#CK with that guy.",Because I guess he will do something crazy like secure his account? Am I missing something?
49251,"I know right, smart guy, decent guy, nice guy even. But don't F#CK with that guy.",Because I guess he will do something crazy like secure his account? Am I missing something?,*And* tried to change their payment plan.
49252,"My Hulu account was hacked a few months back, and I let it go because the people who were using it didn't change anything on it. They only watched stuff. And then this happened:",My account was hacked and had something similar and I also had an “Andy’s iPhone” lmao,It sounds like you guys all had a friend in him.
49253,My account was hacked and had something similar and I also had an “Andy’s iPhone” lmao,It sounds like you guys all had a friend in him.,Hahaha!
49254,"My Hulu account was hacked a few months back, and I let it go because the people who were using it didn't change anything on it. They only watched stuff. And then this happened:",Chaotic neutral?,"Hey illkeepyouposted, I hope you have a wonderful day."
49255,Chaotic neutral?,"Hey illkeepyouposted, I hope you have a wonderful day.","Thank you, I needed to hear that! Most definately Chaotic Good!"
49256,"My Hulu account was hacked a few months back, and I let it go because the people who were using it didn't change anything on it. They only watched stuff. And then this happened:",Yooo,u/nwordcountbot u/yeet1785726
49257,Yooo,u/nwordcountbot u/yeet1785726,Why?
49258,"My Hulu account was hacked a few months back, and I let it go because the people who were using it didn't change anything on it. They only watched stuff. And then this happened:","If someone have a spare netflix profile, i can guarantee you i wont change anything, ty.",Cool.
49259,"If someone have a spare netflix profile, i can guarantee you i wont change anything, ty.",Cool.,Cool indeed 😎
49260,Today is the anniversary of my 2017 suicide attempt. We're celebrating. Does anyone else have a reason to celebrate today?,"Congratulations! 

It's my birthday and also my last day of school for the year",Omg it’s mine too! Happy birthday!!
49261,"Congratulations! 

It's my birthday and also my last day of school for the year",Omg it’s mine too! Happy birthday!!,Happy birthday!
49262,Today is the anniversary of my 2017 suicide attempt. We're celebrating. Does anyone else have a reason to celebrate today?,"Glad you are with us, and I know your boyfriend is glad too.","Thank you, I know he is. :) I hope you have a wonderful weekend!"
49263,"Glad you are with us, and I know your boyfriend is glad too.","Thank you, I know he is. :) I hope you have a wonderful weekend!",You too. I read some of your other posts btw: sorry about your old roommate :'(
49264,Today is the anniversary of my 2017 suicide attempt. We're celebrating. Does anyone else have a reason to celebrate today?,Congratulations. You deserve all the happiness that you have experienced and much more! xo,Thank you! :) I hope you have a wonderful weekend!
49265,Congratulations. You deserve all the happiness that you have experienced and much more! xo,Thank you! :) I hope you have a wonderful weekend!,You too! :^)
49266,Today is the anniversary of my 2017 suicide attempt. We're celebrating. Does anyone else have a reason to celebrate today?,Well May 13th is the anniversary of me and my now wife starting to date.,"That's exciting! May 13th, meaning it's already passed?"
49267,Well May 13th is the anniversary of me and my now wife starting to date.,"That's exciting! May 13th, meaning it's already passed?",Yes! 11 years this year! :)
49268,"That's exciting! May 13th, meaning it's already passed?",Yes! 11 years this year! :),"That is so great! Congratulations, I hope it was an amazing anniversary for you!"
49269,I have accidentally locked myself on my upstairs deck. My deck is full of WASPS. Chat with me in my final hours?,Jump to the ground to escape. A rolled ankle is worth escaping wasps.,I think I’d have a lot more than a rolled ankle! Also still no way to get into house...
49270,Jump to the ground to escape. A rolled ankle is worth escaping wasps.,I think I’d have a lot more than a rolled ankle! Also still no way to get into house...,How high is it?
49271,I think I’d have a lot more than a rolled ankle! Also still no way to get into house...,How high is it?,Yes.
49272,I think I’d have a lot more than a rolled ankle! Also still no way to get into house...,How high is it?,It's ok
49273,I have accidentally locked myself on my upstairs deck. My deck is full of WASPS. Chat with me in my final hours?,"Whatever you do, do not talk about the bee movie.",I would NEVER!
49274,"Whatever you do, do not talk about the bee movie.",I would NEVER!,According to all known laws of aviation...
49275,I would NEVER!,According to all known laws of aviation...,A bee shouldn't be able to fly...
49276,According to all known laws of aviation...,A bee shouldn't be able to fly...,"The bee, of course, flies anyway"
49277,I have accidentally locked myself on my upstairs deck. My deck is full of WASPS. Chat with me in my final hours?,I fee like I’m reading a super hero origin story in the making,"""Into the waspverse"" doesn't exactly roll off the tongue."
49278,I fee like I’m reading a super hero origin story in the making,"""Into the waspverse"" doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.","Try ""Into the Waspiverse"". Works better."
49279,I have accidentally locked myself on my upstairs deck. My deck is full of WASPS. Chat with me in my final hours?,"We’re on reddit too, please don’t kill our buzz =p","Sorry :( 

I try to leave you guys alone."
49280,"We’re on reddit too, please don’t kill our buzz =p","Sorry :( 

I try to leave you guys alone.",It’s been sometime since you posted. How have you been doing? I hope the fam’s not outta hand
49281,I have accidentally locked myself on my upstairs deck. My deck is full of WASPS. Chat with me in my final hours?,Did you get stung or did you survive unscathed?,survived unscathed! Mostly. Slightly sunburned.
49282,Did you get stung or did you survive unscathed?,survived unscathed! Mostly. Slightly sunburned.,"Ahh, the sunburns will get you."
49283,Did you get stung or did you survive unscathed?,survived unscathed! Mostly. Slightly sunburned.,Better than wasp stung sunburns
49284,I havent drunk coffee in all of my 22 years of life until recently but now that Ive given it another go I feel AMAZING,That first cup in the morning amirite,That first five cups in the morning
49285,That first cup in the morning amirite,That first five cups in the morning,What about second coffee?
49286,That first five cups in the morning,What about second coffee?,I don't think he knows about second coffee.
49287,I havent drunk coffee in all of my 22 years of life until recently but now that Ive given it another go I feel AMAZING,Honestly makes me sleepy after I drink it. Dont know whats wrong with me...,Happened to me when i was younger. I think it was the warmth. Still makes me sleepy on occasion
49288,Honestly makes me sleepy after I drink it. Dont know whats wrong with me...,Happened to me when i was younger. I think it was the warmth. Still makes me sleepy on occasion,"Huh? I thought it was just me lol. 

For me it can be cold coffee too. Idk why its weird"
49289,Happened to me when i was younger. I think it was the warmth. Still makes me sleepy on occasion,"Huh? I thought it was just me lol. 

For me it can be cold coffee too. Idk why its weird",No caffeine in general makes some people sleepy. Dunno why.
49290,"Huh? I thought it was just me lol. 

For me it can be cold coffee too. Idk why its weird",No caffeine in general makes some people sleepy. Dunno why.,Oh ok... that’s interesting though
49291,I havent drunk coffee in all of my 22 years of life until recently but now that Ive given it another go I feel AMAZING,Honestly makes me sleepy after I drink it. Dont know whats wrong with me...,"Woah, reverse coffee"
49292,Honestly makes me sleepy after I drink it. Dont know whats wrong with me...,"Woah, reverse coffee","Lol, im weird."
49293,I havent drunk coffee in all of my 22 years of life until recently but now that Ive given it another go I feel AMAZING,"Lol I have to say ""all my 22 years"" cracked me up. That is adorable.",Thats my whole life thankyouverymuch
49294,"Lol I have to say ""all my 22 years"" cracked me up. That is adorable.",Thats my whole life thankyouverymuch,More power to you! I wish that was my whole life!  lol
49295,Thats my whole life thankyouverymuch,More power to you! I wish that was my whole life!  lol,"But if that was your whole life, you’d be dead. Wait, maybe you’re a ghost."
49296,"Lol I have to say ""all my 22 years"" cracked me up. That is adorable.",Thats my whole life thankyouverymuch,"That's around when I started drinking coffee too. Of course, that was over ten years ago..."
49297,"Lol I have to say ""all my 22 years"" cracked me up. That is adorable.",Thats my whole life thankyouverymuch,Hello fellow '97er
49298,I havent drunk coffee in all of my 22 years of life until recently but now that Ive given it another go I feel AMAZING,"If you think that’s incredible, you should try adderal.",Is does it give you more energy than coffee?
49299,"If you think that’s incredible, you should try adderal.",Is does it give you more energy than coffee?,You wouldn’t believe it
49300,Is does it give you more energy than coffee?,You wouldn’t believe it,Shhhh
49301,"If you think that’s incredible, you should try adderal.",Is does it give you more energy than coffee?,Its meth-lite can't eat a damn thing on it and you'll clean your whole house
49302,Today my marriage is old enough to drink. I love her so much.,Reading things like this makes me smile :) hope one day I can have a wife and love her this way,I'm in my mid-30s so I'm starting to think it's not going to happen. :\
49303,Reading things like this makes me smile :) hope one day I can have a wife and love her this way,I'm in my mid-30s so I'm starting to think it's not going to happen. :\,34 here. What can we do besides keep truckin'?
49304,I'm in my mid-30s so I'm starting to think it's not going to happen. :\,34 here. What can we do besides keep truckin'?,I don't know. Wrong religion to be a nun. Lol
49305,I'm in my mid-30s so I'm starting to think it's not going to happen. :\,34 here. What can we do besides keep truckin'?,I met the love of my life on Tinder. I’m 34. It can happen.
49306,34 here. What can we do besides keep truckin'?,I met the love of my life on Tinder. I’m 34. It can happen.,Hahaha I'm avoiding Tinder because that's how I met my ex who broke my heart.
49307,Reading things like this makes me smile :) hope one day I can have a wife and love her this way,I'm in my mid-30s so I'm starting to think it's not going to happen. :\,"It's okay. I'm 59, and it *just* happened. It's glorious, whenever it finds you."
49308,I'm in my mid-30s so I'm starting to think it's not going to happen. :\,"It's okay. I'm 59, and it *just* happened. It's glorious, whenever it finds you.",How did you find each other? Do tell!
49309,Reading things like this makes me smile :) hope one day I can have a wife and love her this way,I'm in my mid-30s so I'm starting to think it's not going to happen. :\,"For the record, my wife and I met when I was 35 and she was 29. This is my second go round."
49310,I'm in my mid-30s so I'm starting to think it's not going to happen. :\,"For the record, my wife and I met when I was 35 and she was 29. This is my second go round.",So I should date 29 year old men. Got it.
49311,"For the record, my wife and I met when I was 35 and she was 29. This is my second go round.",So I should date 29 year old men. Got it.,That should work.
49312,Today my marriage is old enough to drink. I love her so much.,My marriage is just about to start 5th grade.   We’ve got a ways to go.,"Sounds a little pervy when you say it that way. :)

&amp;#x200B;

Best of luck."
49313,My marriage is just about to start 5th grade.   We’ve got a ways to go.,"Sounds a little pervy when you say it that way. :)

&amp;#x200B;

Best of luck.","Oh, man.  You're right!  LOL!"
49314,Today my marriage is old enough to drink. I love her so much.,Omg nooo this got deleted. I wanna see. Anyone have a screenshot of the original post?,"Sorry, I didn't know about the 3 hour rule. We went out to dinner."
49315,Omg nooo this got deleted. I wanna see. Anyone have a screenshot of the original post?,"Sorry, I didn't know about the 3 hour rule. We went out to dinner.",I got it un-deleted
49316,"We met here and I'm looking for ya, Mikey from CA",Make it happen Reddit.,yasss thats the spirit
49317,Make it happen Reddit.,yasss thats the spirit,"A wholesome goal, good luck in finding your friend"
49318,"We met here and I'm looking for ya, Mikey from CA",Good luck! 😊,Thanks!
49319,Good luck! 😊,Thanks!,My pleasure. 😊
49320,"We met here and I'm looking for ya, Mikey from CA",What was your old account name?,"Very, very similar to this one."
49321,What was your old account name?,"Very, very similar to this one.",Can you search up that account and go through comment history?
49322,"We met here and I'm looking for ya, Mikey from CA","I'm Mike, but not from CA or interesting

Good luck with your search!",I knew a Mike from CA. He was also uninteresting. He wasn't a Princess though.
49323,"I'm Mike, but not from CA or interesting

Good luck with your search!",I knew a Mike from CA. He was also uninteresting. He wasn't a Princess though.,"I am neither a princess, from CA, nor interesting"
49324,"We met here and I'm looking for ya, Mikey from CA",I know a Mikey from CA! I'll send this his way!,Thank you!!
49325,I know a Mikey from CA! I'll send this his way!,Thank you!!,He said its not him sorry :(
49326,Thank you!!,He said its not him sorry :(,I appreciate your effort so much!
49327,Would anyone be interested in calling into my casual conversation podcast?,"That sounds pretty awesome! Idk how any of it works, but I'd at least love to listen in...",Thank you so much! I can send you the link when the episode goes live
49328,"That sounds pretty awesome! Idk how any of it works, but I'd at least love to listen in...",Thank you so much! I can send you the link when the episode goes live,Yes please!
49329,I got an A on an exam!,i'm proud of you. what was the class?,Biochemistry!
49330,i'm proud of you. what was the class?,Biochemistry!,"woa! congrats dude, i almost failed this course and yet you passed! haha what are ypur tips"
49331,I finally get to eat protein! What should I eat first,Bacon. The answer is bacon,Bacon is one of the worst meats you can eat. Bad for cardiovascular health.
49332,Bacon. The answer is bacon,Bacon is one of the worst meats you can eat. Bad for cardiovascular health.,Good for tongue
49333,Bacon is one of the worst meats you can eat. Bad for cardiovascular health.,Good for tongue,Good for the soul!
49334,I finally get to eat protein! What should I eat first,"Tofu, of couse. Mix with soy sauce, stir fry it. So good.",Sounds good!!!
49335,"Tofu, of couse. Mix with soy sauce, stir fry it. So good.",Sounds good!!!,Yeahhh. You can also make a soup or eat with bread. Very versatile.
49336,I finally get to eat protein! What should I eat first,"Tofu, of couse. Mix with soy sauce, stir fry it. So good.",Hell no
49337,"Tofu, of couse. Mix with soy sauce, stir fry it. So good.",Hell no,Hell yeah
49338,Hell no,Hell yeah,Tofu sucks ass come on now
49339,Hell yeah,Tofu sucks ass come on now,You haven't had good tofu.
49340,Hell yeah,Tofu sucks ass come on now,Tofu tastes like nothing. If it’s gross you’re just bad at cooking
49341,Hell yeah,Tofu sucks ass come on now,You should try. It's good.
49342,Hell yeah,Tofu sucks ass come on now,"Dude, try marinate it in some sauces and fry them with onions, its THE best thing"
49343,I finally get to eat protein! What should I eat first,Pizza &lt;3,"Not sure it fits in ""protein"" foods but I will always 100% support pizza suggestions. :P"
49344,Pizza &lt;3,"Not sure it fits in ""protein"" foods but I will always 100% support pizza suggestions. :P",The Cheese on pizza. Op has never had cheese.
49345,I finally get to eat protein! What should I eat first,A porterhouse.,What's that?
49346,A porterhouse.,What's that?,"It's kinda like a T-bone steak. One of the greatest things on the planet earth, I tell ya."
49347,I finally get to eat protein! What should I eat first,A burger from Five Guys,I really disagree.  They tend to be grease sandwiches.
49348,A burger from Five Guys,I really disagree.  They tend to be grease sandwiches.,Exactly. They're great
49349,I finally get to eat protein! What should I eat first,please dont eat animals,Shut up. They’ve waited 17 years!
49350,please dont eat animals,Shut up. They’ve waited 17 years!,to eat animals? sounds psychotic to me
49351,I finally get to eat protein! What should I eat first,"go vegan

jk try pizza (no pineapple tho)",vegan pizza = )
49352,"go vegan

jk try pizza (no pineapple tho)",vegan pizza = ),r/cursedcomments
49353,vegan pizza = ),r/cursedcomments,lol
49354,I finally get to eat protein! What should I eat first,Is that the disease from the back of Diet Coke cans??,Yes.
49355,Is that the disease from the back of Diet Coke cans??,Yes.,That is fascinating.
49356,I finally get to eat protein! What should I eat first,"Holy shit,you are going to eat a burger for the first time?
You are in for a treat",Yep!
49357,"Holy shit,you are going to eat a burger for the first time?
You are in for a treat",Yep!,"Also nuts,roasted,with cheese,paprika,chilli.Love them.Happy for you bro,have a nice day"
49358,My wallpaper got download over 5k times and it makes me kinda proud,Mind sharing the wallpaper?,[deleted]
49359,Mind sharing the wallpaper?,[deleted],"I shared the link with the comment above, you can grab the link from there"
49360,"Tell me something about yourself that you might view as negative trait, and let me put a positive spin on it for you!",I always give up,You know when to quit and you don't bog down your soul with unnecessary exhaustion.
49361,I always give up,You know when to quit and you don't bog down your soul with unnecessary exhaustion.,Lol o wish I could actually do that
49362,I always give up,You know when to quit and you don't bog down your soul with unnecessary exhaustion.,god you're annoying
49363,"Tell me something about yourself that you might view as negative trait, and let me put a positive spin on it for you!",I use expletives a lot.,The next person who swears is in trouble
49364,I use expletives a lot.,The next person who swears is in trouble,This thread is on thin fucking ice
49365,The next person who swears is in trouble,This thread is on thin fucking ice,Oh no
49366,"Tell me something about yourself that you might view as negative trait, and let me put a positive spin on it for you!",I use expletives a lot.,Naw you just use sentence enhancers
49367,I use expletives a lot.,Naw you just use sentence enhancers,Thank you!
49368,"Tell me something about yourself that you might view as negative trait, and let me put a positive spin on it for you!",Angry at everything and everyone because I'm disappointed nothing feel good for me. (Anhedonia).,Anhedonia is a real jerk.
49369,Angry at everything and everyone because I'm disappointed nothing feel good for me. (Anhedonia).,Anhedonia is a real jerk.,It's a poopy head for sure.
49370,I got the weirdest internship,"That sounds lovely, I would like to play. Where can it be found?","Small town in central sweden. If you're in the area, you can shoot me a PM."
49371,"That sounds lovely, I would like to play. Where can it be found?","Small town in central sweden. If you're in the area, you can shoot me a PM.",Aw...not lucky. UK is bit far from Sweden.
49372,I got the weirdest internship,"Super

Jealous",:p I am as flattered as one can be to be in this position.
49373,"Super

Jealous",:p I am as flattered as one can be to be in this position.,Lol
49374,I found my old iPhone 4 from 2011 today and discovered why I was bullied.,r/blunderyears,Made a post on r/blunderyears just for you.
49375,r/blunderyears,Made a post on r/blunderyears just for you.,I feel honoured
49376,Deleted my dating apps for good.,It's because women are shit. Fucking stupid cunts,"Woah now, this isn’t the place for that."
49377,It's because women are shit. Fucking stupid cunts,"Woah now, this isn’t the place for that.",You’re saying there is a place for that somewhere? Yikes
49378,"Woah now, this isn’t the place for that.",You’re saying there is a place for that somewhere? Yikes,"oh geez, I didn’t mean it like that."
49379,You’re saying there is a place for that somewhere? Yikes,"oh geez, I didn’t mean it like that.",Ah good. Sorry I wasn’t sure. Glad you clarified!
49380,Deleted my dating apps for good.,Dating is hard today ...,I feel you. Dude. ❤️
49381,Dating is hard today ...,I feel you. Dude. ❤️,Wanna date ?
49382,I feel you. Dude. ❤️,Wanna date ?,😉
49383,Wanna date ?,😉,I'll consider this a yes 😉
49384,Deleted my dating apps for good.,Good luck. I wish good things for you,I wish you well as well!
49385,Good luck. I wish good things for you,I wish you well as well!,Thank you!
49386,Deleted my dating apps for good.,u heard of grindr?,I think you’re the 4th person to mention this 🤪
49387,u heard of grindr?,I think you’re the 4th person to mention this 🤪,So? what's the problem with that?
49388,I think you’re the 4th person to mention this 🤪,So? what's the problem with that?,Nothing! The emoji I included meant that I was being playful! Hahaha.
49389,"Since I’ve stopped watching messed up videos on the internet, I feel a lot better.",I did the same thing with r/dankmemes and r/me_irl . I'm bored of edgy humor about suicide,r/me_irl is not edgy subreddit
49390,I did the same thing with r/dankmemes and r/me_irl . I'm bored of edgy humor about suicide,r/me_irl is not edgy subreddit,"Not always, but I think it's depressive in the long run"
49391,"Since I’ve stopped watching messed up videos on the internet, I feel a lot better.","Just the name ""enough internet"" scares me lol",It had some stuff on it. Oh boy! Too bad it’s banned now.
49392,"Just the name ""enough internet"" scares me lol",It had some stuff on it. Oh boy! Too bad it’s banned now.,Like what?
49393,"Since I’ve stopped watching messed up videos on the internet, I feel a lot better.",How come I don't have access to these subs?,Most of them got banned after New Zealand shooting video
49394,How come I don't have access to these subs?,Most of them got banned after New Zealand shooting video,Watchpeopledie was banned long before that.
49395,"I went to see a movie alone. The girl, at least a decade younger than me, said she was missing out.",God damn. That would make me feel so good. Gl with your relationships.,Her loss? She dodged a manchild.
49396,God damn. That would make me feel so good. Gl with your relationships.,Her loss? She dodged a manchild.,username checks out
49397,Her loss? She dodged a manchild.,username checks out,Lmao I think this is the first time I've seen this phrase used as a genuine roast
49398,Her loss? She dodged a manchild.,username checks out,I don't even know what the post was but this make me laugh.
49399,Her loss? She dodged a manchild.,username checks out,Can anyone give the ceddit url?
49400,Her loss? She dodged a manchild.,username checks out,What was his name
49401,username checks out,What was his name,It ended with moron
49402,What was his name,It ended with moron,Started with andy and separated with a hyphen
49403,God damn. That would make me feel so good. Gl with your relationships.,Her loss? She dodged a manchild.,For going to see a Pokémon movie? Let people enjoy things you sad sack of shit.
49404,God damn. That would make me feel so good. Gl with your relationships.,Her loss? She dodged a manchild.,How do you figure?
49405,God damn. That would make me feel so good. Gl with your relationships.,Her loss? She dodged a manchild.,And he's a manchild for...what exactly?
49406,God damn. That would make me feel so good. Gl with your relationships.,Her loss? She dodged a manchild.,Lick my scrum
49407,God damn. That would make me feel so good. Gl with your relationships.,Her loss? She dodged a manchild.,"*And the moron is...*
u/andy-moron"
49408,Her loss? She dodged a manchild.,"*And the moron is...*
u/andy-moron",He is now forever immortalised as the idiot of r/CasualConversation. It is known.
49409,God damn. That would make me feel so good. Gl with your relationships.,Her loss? She dodged a manchild.,"Sshhh, let people enjoy things"
49410,God damn. That would make me feel so good. Gl with your relationships.,Her loss? She dodged a manchild.,"Damn what a strategic placed troll comment. Some would say, critical hit! It's super effective!"
49411,"I went to see a movie alone. The girl, at least a decade younger than me, said she was missing out.",God damn. That would make me feel so good. Gl with your relationships.,Sending big dick energy your way
49412,God damn. That would make me feel so good. Gl with your relationships.,Sending big dick energy your way,Over here! (Waving frantically)
49413,Sending big dick energy your way,Over here! (Waving frantically),-Flings it at you-
49414,Over here! (Waving frantically),-Flings it at you-,"Easy, big guy."
49415,"I went to see a movie alone. The girl, at least a decade younger than me, said she was missing out.",Movies *should* be a solitary experience. This stigma of going to cinemas alone must end!,Not much of a stigma for me. I love going to the movies alone. I prefer it.
49416,Movies *should* be a solitary experience. This stigma of going to cinemas alone must end!,Not much of a stigma for me. I love going to the movies alone. I prefer it.,"People on Reddit say this, but I like talking with people about a movie right after."
49417,Not much of a stigma for me. I love going to the movies alone. I prefer it.,"People on Reddit say this, but I like talking with people about a movie right after.",I personally don't feel compelled to talk about a movie unless I really really like it.
49418,Movies *should* be a solitary experience. This stigma of going to cinemas alone must end!,Not much of a stigma for me. I love going to the movies alone. I prefer it.,Me too. Don't tell my husband.
49419,Movies *should* be a solitary experience. This stigma of going to cinemas alone must end!,Not much of a stigma for me. I love going to the movies alone. I prefer it.,I also like eating out alone
49420,Not much of a stigma for me. I love going to the movies alone. I prefer it.,I also like eating out alone,;)
49421,Not much of a stigma for me. I love going to the movies alone. I prefer it.,I also like eating out alone,"I would too, but I'm not flexible enough."
49422,Movies *should* be a solitary experience. This stigma of going to cinemas alone must end!,Not much of a stigma for me. I love going to the movies alone. I prefer it.,I got over going alone right after high school and haven't looked back since.
49423,Movies *should* be a solitary experience. This stigma of going to cinemas alone must end!,Not much of a stigma for me. I love going to the movies alone. I prefer it.,"Did it for the first time in 2004 and it was THE SHIT. 

I do it to this day."
49424,Movies *should* be a solitary experience. This stigma of going to cinemas alone must end!,Not much of a stigma for me. I love going to the movies alone. I prefer it.,"Can you do restaurants, too?"
49425,Not much of a stigma for me. I love going to the movies alone. I prefer it.,"Can you do restaurants, too?",Yep
49426,"I went to see a movie alone. The girl, at least a decade younger than me, said she was missing out.",Movies *should* be a solitary experience. This stigma of going to cinemas alone must end!,Right??? Though i guess i'm biased. I have no friends.
49427,Movies *should* be a solitary experience. This stigma of going to cinemas alone must end!,Right??? Though i guess i'm biased. I have no friends.,Same
49428,"I went to see a movie alone. The girl, at least a decade younger than me, said she was missing out.",What a shit title,I'll do better next time
49429,What a shit title,I'll do better next time,Lol i just feel like you’re missing a sentence in between
49430,What a shit title,I'll do better next time,The title is the reason I clicked
49431,What a shit title,I'll do better next time,I don't see how it's bad? Maybe most people just have a dirty mind lol
49432,What a shit title,I'll do better next time,Man lmao it's frriggin brutal 🤣
49433,"I went to see a movie alone. The girl, at least a decade younger than me, said she was missing out.","Guys don't get complimented that often, but when we do it sticks.","Eh, I get complemented quite often."
49434,"Guys don't get complimented that often, but when we do it sticks.","Eh, I get complemented quite often.",weird flex but okay
49435,"I went to see a movie alone. The girl, at least a decade younger than me, said she was missing out.",You get her number?,*teenager*
49436,You get her number?,*teenager*,Even better
49437,"I went to see a movie alone. The girl, at least a decade younger than me, said she was missing out.",Pretty neat how with just 2 words you can make (or ruin) someones day,That's why we should choose our words wisely.
49438,Pretty neat how with just 2 words you can make (or ruin) someones day,That's why we should choose our words wisely.,Fuck that.
49439,"I went to see a movie alone. The girl, at least a decade younger than me, said she was missing out.",Pretty neat how with just 2 words you can make (or ruin) someones day,"right, imagine if she said ""yea I see why"" instead lmaoo"
49440,Pretty neat how with just 2 words you can make (or ruin) someones day,"right, imagine if she said ""yea I see why"" instead lmaoo",ouch
49441,Pretty neat how with just 2 words you can make (or ruin) someones day,"right, imagine if she said ""yea I see why"" instead lmaoo",Pretty wild to say that to someone you’re about to sit next to for two hours.
49442,"right, imagine if she said ""yea I see why"" instead lmaoo",Pretty wild to say that to someone you’re about to sit next to for two hours.,You never know when you've sat next to a madlad until its too late
49443,"right, imagine if she said ""yea I see why"" instead lmaoo",Pretty wild to say that to someone you’re about to sit next to for two hours.,One time I called a kid a nerd and kicked his dog before I gave his father’s eulogy
49444,Pretty wild to say that to someone you’re about to sit next to for two hours.,One time I called a kid a nerd and kicked his dog before I gave his father’s eulogy,r/brandnewsentence
49445,Pretty neat how with just 2 words you can make (or ruin) someones day,"right, imagine if she said ""yea I see why"" instead lmaoo",That's four words
49446,Pretty neat how with just 2 words you can make (or ruin) someones day,"right, imagine if she said ""yea I see why"" instead lmaoo",“Canyou blame her?”
49447,"I went to see a movie alone. The girl, at least a decade younger than me, said she was missing out.",Are you sure she didn’t mean she’s missing out on the movie? Lol,Shhhhhh a teen would totally compliment an old dude
49448,Are you sure she didn’t mean she’s missing out on the movie? Lol,Shhhhhh a teen would totally compliment an old dude,And my old you mean like 20something
49449,Shhhhhh a teen would totally compliment an old dude,And my old you mean like 20something,"So, I'm an old dude. Bummer"
49450,"I went to see a movie alone. The girl, at least a decade younger than me, said she was missing out.",Maybe your date stood you up because you took her to FUCKING DETECTIVE PIKACHU,Guess she wasn't the girl for him then
49451,Maybe your date stood you up because you took her to FUCKING DETECTIVE PIKACHU,Guess she wasn't the girl for him then,He wasn’t a man for her*
49452,Guess she wasn't the girl for him then,He wasn’t a man for her*,Oops. I failed at reading on this one lol.. my bad and fixed.
49453,"I went to see a movie alone. The girl, at least a decade younger than me, said she was missing out.","Okay, so at best, she was 19, and you were 30?",Around there I think yeah.
49454,"Okay, so at best, she was 19, and you were 30?",Around there I think yeah.,"We are talking about the seat-switcher, right? How old was your date?"
49455,Around there I think yeah.,"We are talking about the seat-switcher, right? How old was your date?",Oh yeah lol. Date was my age-ish? She didn't explicitly tell me but pretty sure.
49456,"We are talking about the seat-switcher, right? How old was your date?",Oh yeah lol. Date was my age-ish? She didn't explicitly tell me but pretty sure.,Phew. It was a sweet story after all.
49457,I turn my AC down to 65 every night so my cat cuddles with me.,Thank you for posting this here and not on r/confession,I was literally about too lol.
49458,Thank you for posting this here and not on r/confession,I was literally about too lol.,Please don't
49459,I HATE taking showers even though I love being clean.,I HATE wiping even though I love taking poops.,"If you not totally joking, consider a bidet. Seriously gaming changing."
49460,I HATE wiping even though I love taking poops.,"If you not totally joking, consider a bidet. Seriously gaming changing.",I'm legit serious. I hear alot of good sides to a bidet but what are the cons.
49461,Dear person reading this:,"I don't understand the Books and Reading tag, but thanks! You too!","Oh, wow. Me neither, I guess it was an auto mod thing? - Blessings to you and to yours."
49462,"I don't understand the Books and Reading tag, but thanks! You too!","Oh, wow. Me neither, I guess it was an auto mod thing? - Blessings to you and to yours.","It's an auto tag, probably saw ""reading"" in your title. Carry on! :)"
49463,"Oh, wow. Me neither, I guess it was an auto mod thing? - Blessings to you and to yours.","It's an auto tag, probably saw ""reading"" in your title. Carry on! :)","Alright, feel better now. Thanks for the clarification."
49464,Dear person reading this:,Books and reading made it seem like fiction but thank I really needed that,It is real and you are the realest! :)
49465,Books and reading made it seem like fiction but thank I really needed that,It is real and you are the realest! :),Thanks once again
49466,It is real and you are the realest! :),Thanks once again,I am new here but I love OPs message too
49467,Dear person reading this:,"What if I'm not a ""beautiful human being inside""?",You are a human being. Therefore you are beautiful.
49468,"What if I'm not a ""beautiful human being inside""?",You are a human being. Therefore you are beautiful.,So Hitler was beautiful?
49469,You are a human being. Therefore you are beautiful.,So Hitler was beautiful?,Yes he was. That mustache was sexy
49470,I heard some kids call Batman emo Ironman and it made me laugh all evening,"And then we have Green Arrow, who by this logic is a knock-off emo Iron Man.

Poor Ollie...",I'd compare Green arrow and Hawkeye. They both are pretty emo
49471,"And then we have Green Arrow, who by this logic is a knock-off emo Iron Man.

Poor Ollie...",I'd compare Green arrow and Hawkeye. They both are pretty emo,"Yea, both of their character designs are pretty awful in my opinion."
49472,It's late and I'm lonely. Lets shoot the breeze.,You still up too huh?,I worked a closing shift at work. And I'm still full of adrenaline.
49473,You still up too huh?,I worked a closing shift at work. And I'm still full of adrenaline.,What do you do for a job that has you so pumped up at this time?
49474,It's late and I'm lonely. Lets shoot the breeze.,Its 2 pm here,Where is that exactly?
49475,Its 2 pm here,Where is that exactly?,"Melbourne Australia , it’s an overcast chilly Friday afternoon"
49476,Where is that exactly?,"Melbourne Australia , it’s an overcast chilly Friday afternoon",Crazy. It’s 9:30 pm here. About to eat dinner
49477,"Melbourne Australia , it’s an overcast chilly Friday afternoon",Crazy. It’s 9:30 pm here. About to eat dinner,What are you eating ?
49478,Crazy. It’s 9:30 pm here. About to eat dinner,What are you eating ?,Sandwich. Turkey and Parmesan
49479,My cancer is in remission!!!!,Congrats!!,Thank you!!!
49480,Congrats!!,Thank you!!!,Cancer's a mutherfucker. Glad you're on the other side of it now. Cheers!
49481,My cancer is in remission!!!!,How will you get out of cooking meth. You’re in too deep already.,Haha maybe this is a sign I need to watch breaking bad! I've never seen it!
49482,How will you get out of cooking meth. You’re in too deep already.,Haha maybe this is a sign I need to watch breaking bad! I've never seen it!,You really should!
49483,My cancer is in remission!!!!,Great news! What a relief.,Im so happy!
49484,Great news! What a relief.,Im so happy!,You should be. Amazing news.
49485,My cancer is in remission!!!!,That's awesome my dude! Congrats!,Thank you!!!
49486,That's awesome my dude! Congrats!,Thank you!!!,You're welcome!!!!
49487,"I know the term ""Basic Bitch"" is considered a condescending insult. But two times a month, my teenage daughters and I have a ""Basic Bitch Day"", and it is AMAZING!",“My daughter is into wicca and highly intelligent” 🤣😂,"She's 19, give her a break."
49488,“My daughter is into wicca and highly intelligent” 🤣😂,"She's 19, give her a break.","Yes but she has witchy wiles beyond her humble years, you forget."
49489,What's your favorite Color,I just realised I don't have a favourite color.,Aww... pick one that's not like 'Black' or 'Rainbow?' Or pick one of those?
49490,I just realised I don't have a favourite color.,Aww... pick one that's not like 'Black' or 'Rainbow?' Or pick one of those?,I would pick Cyan then. If I imagine I would like most objects in that color.
49491,What's your favorite Color,"Green is the best colour. Anyone saying yellow though, is *out of their mind*",A mustard yellow doesn't look too bad.. It's ugly but in a cute way
49492,"Green is the best colour. Anyone saying yellow though, is *out of their mind*",A mustard yellow doesn't look too bad.. It's ugly but in a cute way,Lmao tru. Especially when paired with a burnt orange or a dark green.
49493,"Green is the best colour. Anyone saying yellow though, is *out of their mind*",A mustard yellow doesn't look too bad.. It's ugly but in a cute way,yes!  i have a soft spot for that bold 70's mustard yellow.
49494,What's your favorite Color,black 0\_0,are you u/NoLifeHere 's alt account? :)
49495,black 0\_0,are you u/NoLifeHere 's alt account? :),hahaha I don't know him/her/them. but name is good :)
49496,What's your favorite Color,GPG,?
49497,GPG,?,Go Pack Go
49498,?,Go Pack Go,"...Almost

/r/timbers"
49499,It's the little things in life.,Fuck i'm lonely,"Virtual Hugh for you, we need it"
49500,Fuck i'm lonely,"Virtual Hugh for you, we need it",That's very Grant of you.
49501,Fuck i'm lonely,"Virtual Hugh for you, we need it",Dafuq is a hugh?
49502,"Virtual Hugh for you, we need it",Dafuq is a hugh?,A high level hug that you aren't getting :c
49503,Dafuq is a hugh?,A high level hug that you aren't getting :c,Thanks.
49504,"Virtual Hugh for you, we need it",Dafuq is a hugh?,Hugh Grant is a British actor.
49505,Dafuq is a hugh?,Hugh Grant is a British actor.,His middle name is Mungo. Isn't that awesome?
49506,Hugh Grant is a British actor.,His middle name is Mungo. Isn't that awesome?,Only if its remotely related to mung jumping.
49507,It's the little things in life.,Fuck i'm lonely,At least it ain’t you aren’t lonely on ya birthday 🤦🏾‍♂️
49508,Fuck i'm lonely,At least it ain’t you aren’t lonely on ya birthday 🤦🏾‍♂️,"I was tho, April 22th"
49509,At least it ain’t you aren’t lonely on ya birthday 🤦🏾‍♂️,"I was tho, April 22th","Me too, May 8th"
49510,"I was tho, April 22th","Me too, May 8th","Me, too. May 4!"
49511,At least it ain’t you aren’t lonely on ya birthday 🤦🏾‍♂️,"I was tho, April 22th",My birthday was also on April 22! ...and I was lonely too
49512,"I was tho, April 22th",My birthday was also on April 22! ...and I was lonely too,Huzzah!
49513,It's the little things in life.,Fuck i'm lonely,"Hi I'm lonely 

Fuck me"
49514,Fuck i'm lonely,"Hi I'm lonely 

Fuck me",Gladly
49515,"Hi I'm lonely 

Fuck me",Gladly,r/redditlovestories
49516,Gladly,r/redditlovestories,r/subsifellfor
49517,r/redditlovestories,r/subsifellfor,Was waiting for this lmao honestly I'm rather surprised it isn't a sub
49518,r/subsifellfor,Was waiting for this lmao honestly I'm rather surprised it isn't a sub,r/birthofasub?
49519,Was waiting for this lmao honestly I'm rather surprised it isn't a sub,r/birthofasub?,Man reddit is such a strange culture to try to explain to people...
49520,It's the little things in life.,Fuck i'm lonely,Get a dawg.
49521,Fuck i'm lonely,Get a dawg.,It's not enough
49522,Get a dawg.,It's not enough,If you can’t find happiness alone my dude you won’t find it within someone else.
49523,It's not enough,If you can’t find happiness alone my dude you won’t find it within someone else.,Either that's a lie or having a relationship is pointless
49524,If you can’t find happiness alone my dude you won’t find it within someone else.,Either that's a lie or having a relationship is pointless,"They kinda are, unless you want to make a brat."
49525,Either that's a lie or having a relationship is pointless,"They kinda are, unless you want to make a brat.",Then why do people who don't want kids get into relationships?
49526,"They kinda are, unless you want to make a brat.",Then why do people who don't want kids get into relationships?,Because they live in a world that shames you for being single?
49527,Then why do people who don't want kids get into relationships?,Because they live in a world that shames you for being single?,What kind of excuse is that?
49528,If you can’t find happiness alone my dude you won’t find it within someone else.,Either that's a lie or having a relationship is pointless,"Its not a lie, be your own best friend and the rest will fall into place."
49529,Either that's a lie or having a relationship is pointless,"Its not a lie, be your own best friend and the rest will fall into place.","How long can you keep doing that, tho? Can you keep doing it forever?"
49530,It's not enough,If you can’t find happiness alone my dude you won’t find it within someone else.,Easy to say if you havent gone your whole life alone
49531,Get a dawg.,It's not enough,2 dogs
49532,It's the little things in life.,This is wholesome af,Sorry. Hug from an internet stranger. Don't give up hope.
49533,This is wholesome af,Sorry. Hug from an internet stranger. Don't give up hope.,"Thank you, means a ton."
49534,"Hello night owls, what do you do in your alone time?","Binge watch Youtube, play Skyrim, listen to music, drink cold brew coffee.",What do you watch on YouTube?
49535,"Binge watch Youtube, play Skyrim, listen to music, drink cold brew coffee.",What do you watch on YouTube?,"Stuff related to science, philosophy, technology and politics."
49536,What do you watch on YouTube?,"Stuff related to science, philosophy, technology and politics.",That pretty much covers all YouTube content 🙈🙈🙈
49537,"Stuff related to science, philosophy, technology and politics.",That pretty much covers all YouTube content 🙈🙈🙈,I guess I have a broad range of interests.
49538,That pretty much covers all YouTube content 🙈🙈🙈,I guess I have a broad range of interests.,That's nice though. You'd never be bored and could be in every social conversation
49539,"Hello night owls, what do you do in your alone time?",I usually listen to music or do some reading.,What do you read
49540,I usually listen to music or do some reading.,What do you read,I usually just read a lot of different news articles and books as well.
49541,What do you read,I usually just read a lot of different news articles and books as well.,"Lovely, what's your favourite book?"
49542,"I don't understand people who say they don't want to be stuck in a 9-5 cubicle job, it's the greatest thing in the world imo.",Get back to us in twenty years.,Try 2 years.
49543,Get back to us in twenty years.,Try 2 years.,"I'm past two years, but I'm still happy! Different strokes."
49544,"I don't understand people who say they don't want to be stuck in a 9-5 cubicle job, it's the greatest thing in the world imo.",becoz 7-3 are waaaaaaaaaay better,4-1 master race
49545,becoz 7-3 are waaaaaaaaaay better,4-1 master race,11-3 lazy plebs.
49546,"I don't understand people who say they don't want to be stuck in a 9-5 cubicle job, it's the greatest thing in the world imo.","Yeah, is this a new job? How long have you been working there?",Almost 5 years and still enjoy it!
49547,"Yeah, is this a new job? How long have you been working there?",Almost 5 years and still enjoy it!,What's the job that you do?
49548,"Went out for dinner alone, happen to sit behind two people on a blind date. Cringe ensues. And yet happy ending.",Seems like they had the same sense of humor. Humor is really important!,"Gotta love your nickname, Beatle guy! :)"
49549,Seems like they had the same sense of humor. Humor is really important!,"Gotta love your nickname, Beatle guy! :)",Haha thanks!
49550,"Went out for dinner alone, happen to sit behind two people on a blind date. Cringe ensues. And yet happy ending.",Seems like they had the same sense of humor. Humor is really important!,"Or... Or, try to follow me on this. He's rich."
49551,Seems like they had the same sense of humor. Humor is really important!,"Or... Or, try to follow me on this. He's rich.","oh good, I'm not the only cynical one here🙋‍♂️"
49552,"Went out for dinner alone, happen to sit behind two people on a blind date. Cringe ensues. And yet happy ending.","That's a nice twist, from your title I thought it was going to end up awful for them",I thought he was going to get punched and have his lies exposed
49553,"That's a nice twist, from your title I thought it was going to end up awful for them",I thought he was going to get punched and have his lies exposed,"Yeah, nothing worse than a joke without a punch line."
49554,I thought he was going to get punched and have his lies exposed,"Yeah, nothing worse than a joke without a punch line.",This deserves more upvotes xD
49555,"That's a nice twist, from your title I thought it was going to end up awful for them",I thought he was going to get punched and have his lies exposed,I thought OP was going to punch him
49556,"That's a nice twist, from your title I thought it was going to end up awful for them",I thought he was going to get punched and have his lies exposed,With everyone standing up and start clapping
49557,Quit my job in the corporate world to work at a bakery. Best decision I’ve made.,Sorry but all i feel is jealousy,"Envy. You don't want to take what he has, you just want it for yourself."
49558,Sorry but all i feel is jealousy,"Envy. You don't want to take what he has, you just want it for yourself.","Thanks, Homer."
49559,What are your thoughts on Fennekin?,Very cute. I prefer the sleepy one. Snorlax. Him.,Snorlax is cool too!
49560,Very cute. I prefer the sleepy one. Snorlax. Him.,Snorlax is cool too!,He kinda matches my energy. Sleepy and relaxed. Not bothered by much.
49561,What are your thoughts on Fennekin?,I did a 'Hunger Games' Themed team for Y. Mine was named Katniss.,Who was Peeta?
49562,I did a 'Hunger Games' Themed team for Y. Mine was named Katniss.,Who was Peeta?,"Peeta - Venasaur
Gale - Absol
Prim - Sylveon
Johannah - Heracross
Finn - Goodra (Yuck...)"
49563,Who was Peeta?,"Peeta - Venasaur
Gale - Absol
Prim - Sylveon
Johannah - Heracross
Finn - Goodra (Yuck...)",Nice team!
49564,"Peeta - Venasaur
Gale - Absol
Prim - Sylveon
Johannah - Heracross
Finn - Goodra (Yuck...)",Nice team!,Thanks. I'm happy with how 'on theme' it was. Even if Goodra is totally useless.
49565,Nice team!,Thanks. I'm happy with how 'on theme' it was. Even if Goodra is totally useless.,Does Goodra have bad stats? Never played it.
49566,Thanks. I'm happy with how 'on theme' it was. Even if Goodra is totally useless.,Does Goodra have bad stats? Never played it.,"I wanted 'New Salamence' High Speed, High Attack, High SpAtk. Goodra is slow/deffensive."
49567,Does anyone else feel absolutely touch-starved sometimes?,Yes. this is why I get a monthly massage. The gentle touching just feels so good.,Isn’t that expensive
49568,Yes. this is why I get a monthly massage. The gentle touching just feels so good.,Isn’t that expensive,"You can get a decent one for around $70 per hour, sometimes less."
49569,Does anyone else feel absolutely touch-starved sometimes?,sometimes i just want a hug real bad yk?,"Me too!
Sending you one 🤗"
49570,sometimes i just want a hug real bad yk?,"Me too!
Sending you one 🤗",you too ❤️❤️😊
49571,"Me too!
Sending you one 🤗",you too ❤️❤️😊,"You made my evening, thanks ❤️🤗"
49572,Does anyone else feel absolutely touch-starved sometimes?,Every second of every day. Regular hugs/cuddles are the only thing I miss about marriage,"Its ok to ask for what you want.

It doesnt cheapen it."
49573,Every second of every day. Regular hugs/cuddles are the only thing I miss about marriage,"Its ok to ask for what you want.

It doesnt cheapen it.",Asking isn’t the problem. It’s getting someone to answer 😂
49574,Does anyone else feel absolutely touch-starved sometimes?,Honestly yea. I need a hug or something.,\^\_\_\^ here's one hug for you
49575,Honestly yea. I need a hug or something.,\^\_\_\^ here's one hug for you,Thank you kind stranger:)
49576,You know what's great? When a girl rests her head on your shoulder,This was so hard to read.. broke up with her 3 days ago,"What matters is that it happened.

You can do it. You were strong and still are."
49577,This was so hard to read.. broke up with her 3 days ago,"What matters is that it happened.

You can do it. You were strong and still are.",Thanks a lot
49578,You know what's great? When a girl rests her head on your shoulder,Unless she is peeking as your phone!  😆,"Phone was in my pocket, dude. :)"
49579,Unless she is peeking as your phone!  😆,"Phone was in my pocket, dude. :)","Was just joking you man, good post, got my upvote"
49580,I just finished watching all the Marvel Cinematic Universe films for the first time.,Boy oh boy are you in for one hell of a movie.,I’m pumped. I think I’m gonna go try and catch it this week!
49581,Boy oh boy are you in for one hell of a movie.,I’m pumped. I think I’m gonna go try and catch it this week!,Make sure you watch Captain Marvel first before Endgame!
49582,I just finished watching all the Marvel Cinematic Universe films for the first time.,What made you cry?,Quite a few moments in Infinity War...
49583,What made you cry?,Quite a few moments in Infinity War...,I didn't cry but i was close at one specific point.
49584,What made you cry?,Quite a few moments in Infinity War...,Me too... Especially this scene where Iron Man died.
49585,I just finished watching all the Marvel Cinematic Universe films for the first time.,Endgame was pandering bullshit.,I don’t wanna change it haha. It is what it is. We’re all entitled to our own opinions!
49586,Endgame was pandering bullshit.,I don’t wanna change it haha. It is what it is. We’re all entitled to our own opinions!,"&gt;we’re all entitled to our own opinions

*looks at downvotes*. Yeah, sure."
49587,I just finished watching all the Marvel Cinematic Universe films for the first time.,Endgame was pandering bullshit.,"Sir, this is a Wendy's. Dr. Strange is the worst one."
49588,Endgame was pandering bullshit.,"Sir, this is a Wendy's. Dr. Strange is the worst one.","Whoa, hold up. Explain."
49589,I just finished watching all the Marvel Cinematic Universe films for the first time.,Have you been able to successfully avoid spoilers?,See my edit :(
49590,Have you been able to successfully avoid spoilers?,See my edit :(,Name and shame them.
49591,I just finished watching all the Marvel Cinematic Universe films for the first time.,"Thor Ragnarok is the best in the MCU, change my mind","&gt;Thor Ragnarok*'s director commentary* is the best in the MCU, change my mind"
49592,"Thor Ragnarok is the best in the MCU, change my mind","&gt;Thor Ragnarok*'s director commentary* is the best in the MCU, change my mind","Oh shit. About to watch that now, will let you know if you successfully changed my mind"
49593,"Leave a comment about your day, week, or month and I’ll recommend a song for you!",I've been drunk since Thursday evening.,I Got Loaded by the Wood Brothers
49594,I've been drunk since Thursday evening.,I Got Loaded by the Wood Brothers,Yessssss
49595,"Leave a comment about your day, week, or month and I’ll recommend a song for you!",Still recovering from surgery.,Nothing by The Cat Empire
49596,Still recovering from surgery.,Nothing by The Cat Empire,Nice!  Good suggestion!
49597,Nothing by The Cat Empire,Nice!  Good suggestion!,"Thanks man, hope you’re doing well after your surgery"
49598,Nice!  Good suggestion!,"Thanks man, hope you’re doing well after your surgery","Recovering well, thanks!"
49599,"Leave a comment about your day, week, or month and I’ll recommend a song for you!","Today is gloomy, I have been playing video games and eating all day",Season Two Episode Three by Glass Animals
49600,"Today is gloomy, I have been playing video games and eating all day",Season Two Episode Three by Glass Animals,Thank you :) I really like it. Do you have any more recommendations?
49601,"Leave a comment about your day, week, or month and I’ll recommend a song for you!",Worked this rainy Sunday and it feels so ordinary. Feeling a bit under the weather.,Jimmies Song by Emanuel and the Fear
49602,Worked this rainy Sunday and it feels so ordinary. Feeling a bit under the weather.,Jimmies Song by Emanuel and the Fear,This song is just perfect! Thanks!
49603,Jimmies Song by Emanuel and the Fear,This song is just perfect! Thanks!,"Thanks man, Ive had a solid month of starting the day with this song"
49604,"Leave a comment about your day, week, or month and I’ll recommend a song for you!",Im a nursing student and all I do is study. Have any good studying tunes?,Never Mess with Sunday by Yppah
49605,Im a nursing student and all I do is study. Have any good studying tunes?,Never Mess with Sunday by Yppah,Love this! Totally my style. Have any other suggestions?
49606,"Leave a comment about your day, week, or month and I’ll recommend a song for you!","Had a warm day, I’ve been feeling spaced out but I’m laying down to take a nap now.",Ate the Sun by Mr. Gnome
49607,"Had a warm day, I’ve been feeling spaced out but I’m laying down to take a nap now.",Ate the Sun by Mr. Gnome,Hooooly shit 0:23 blew me away. And I didn’t expect that voice. Thanks so much
49608,"Leave a comment about your day, week, or month and I’ll recommend a song for you!",Played some soccer and since have just been chillin on my bed.,"Dirty Laundry - Heavy Load by Laura Silberberg, Skratch Bastid, and others"
49609,Played some soccer and since have just been chillin on my bed.,"Dirty Laundry - Heavy Load by Laura Silberberg, Skratch Bastid, and others",Thx
49610,"Leave a comment about your day, week, or month and I’ll recommend a song for you!",Impromptu yard sale :),Sister of Pearl by Baio
49611,Impromptu yard sale :),Sister of Pearl by Baio,That was really nice. Thank you
49612,"Leave a comment about your day, week, or month and I’ll recommend a song for you!","Nervous/anxious/angry about upcoming graduation. Sounds weird, don't it? Maybe a challenge, lol.",Making me Nervous by Brad Sucks
49613,"Nervous/anxious/angry about upcoming graduation. Sounds weird, don't it? Maybe a challenge, lol.",Making me Nervous by Brad Sucks,"Not my kinda music, but it still almost fits. Lol 👍"
49614,Making me Nervous by Brad Sucks,"Not my kinda music, but it still almost fits. Lol 👍","Darn, haha oh well man"
49615,What is your favorite sad song?,Literally anything by Joji,Never heard of him. Like it already.
49616,Literally anything by Joji,Never heard of him. Like it already.,"YEAH RIGHT, and TEST DRIVE are my 2 favorites"
49617,Never heard of him. Like it already.,"YEAH RIGHT, and TEST DRIVE are my 2 favorites",Will you by Jojo is my fav sad song
49618,What is your favorite sad song?,Last Kiss by J Frank Wilson and the Cavaliers.,Or the Pearl Jam cover!
49619,Last Kiss by J Frank Wilson and the Cavaliers.,Or the Pearl Jam cover!,Pearl Jam's cover is way sadder! The original sounds too perky.
49620,Almost at 100 books for the year,"Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Flowers for Algernon","I’ve heard of these before but have never tried, maybe it’s time."
49621,"Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Flowers for Algernon","I’ve heard of these before but have never tried, maybe it’s time.","Hitchikers is really popular, and is really funny, if you like it's style of humor"
49622,"Today my husband and I bought a new bed, went grocery shopping, then came home and poured ourselves a drink. I just ordered Chinese takeout &amp; about to watch Greys.",Watching Greys Anatomy will put anyone in a dark place.,Lol I love it
49623,Watching Greys Anatomy will put anyone in a dark place.,Lol I love it,I see you’re a cultured fellow as well! &lt;3
49624,"Today my husband and I bought a new bed, went grocery shopping, then came home and poured ourselves a drink. I just ordered Chinese takeout &amp; about to watch Greys.",Are you watching the newest season???,Yes the most recent episode I watched.
49625,Are you watching the newest season???,Yes the most recent episode I watched.,"Poor Tom, am I right? :("
49626,Yes the most recent episode I watched.,"Poor Tom, am I right? :(",I felt bad too. I like his character.
49627,Yes the most recent episode I watched.,"Poor Tom, am I right? :(",Teddy and Owen are the worst.
49628,"Poor Tom, am I right? :(",Teddy and Owen are the worst.,Agreed. I’m done with Owen. He needs to goooooooooo
49629,"Today my husband and I bought a new bed, went grocery shopping, then came home and poured ourselves a drink. I just ordered Chinese takeout &amp; about to watch Greys.",Thanks for the post and for the boost. Hope You Keep on having great moments in life. 😀,Right back at ya!
49630,Thanks for the post and for the boost. Hope You Keep on having great moments in life. 😀,Right back at ya!,Thanks 😄
49631,I had to put my dog down yesterday and my heart just hurts too much right now,Sorry to hear about your loss a dog is truly a mans best friend.,"Thank you, he was the best and the world is a little darker today without him"
49632,Sorry to hear about your loss a dog is truly a mans best friend.,"Thank you, he was the best and the world is a little darker today without him","Not to replace him, but could you adopt another dog? It might replicate similar feelings"
49633,"Thank you, he was the best and the world is a little darker today without him","Not to replace him, but could you adopt another dog? It might replicate similar feelings",Usually you have to wait until you feel ready.
49634,"Not to replace him, but could you adopt another dog? It might replicate similar feelings",Usually you have to wait until you feel ready.,I get that
49635,I had to put my dog down yesterday and my heart just hurts too much right now,I'm so sorry for your loss.  There really is no love quite like the love from a dog. &lt;3,"They're better than most people, that's for sure"
49636,I'm so sorry for your loss.  There really is no love quite like the love from a dog. &lt;3,"They're better than most people, that's for sure",Vehemently agree!
49637,I (18f) finally told my boyfriend (18m) I have aspergers!,"That is so awesome! Also, I want to say that I love all the positivity in this thread!",Me too! This has completely made my day!!! Thanks everyone!!!!
49638,"That is so awesome! Also, I want to say that I love all the positivity in this thread!",Me too! This has completely made my day!!! Thanks everyone!!!!,It made my day too! I keep think about this thread today and it makes me smile!
49639,I (18f) finally told my boyfriend (18m) I have aspergers!,Somehow I read this as I got accepted into Rutgers,Congratulations!!
49640,Somehow I read this as I got accepted into Rutgers,Congratulations!!,"I actually did get accepted lol, thanks"
49641,Hello Reddit champions! What are you most excited about this weekend?,I put butt e and Maple Street on a bed,No idea what you just said
49642,I put butt e and Maple Street on a bed,No idea what you just said,You said *any* topic
49643,Hello Reddit champions! What are you most excited about this weekend?,FA Cup Final on Saturday and the final Game of Thrones episode on Sunday.,Yeah hope the GoT finale is good.
49644,FA Cup Final on Saturday and the final Game of Thrones episode on Sunday.,Yeah hope the GoT finale is good.,Yeah me too. I'm interested to see how they end it.
49645,What show should I binge watch?,Peaky blinders,"I've gotten this suggestion before from co-workers, is it a comedy? drama? crime?"
49646,Peaky blinders,"I've gotten this suggestion before from co-workers, is it a comedy? drama? crime?",Drama about World War I vet that turns to organized crime.
49647,What show should I binge watch?,My mom would like to recommend Hannibal.,is that like silence of the lambs related?
49648,My mom would like to recommend Hannibal.,is that like silence of the lambs related?,"Yes, but it's more Red Dragon.  (Pre Silence of the Lambs)."
49649,is that like silence of the lambs related?,"Yes, but it's more Red Dragon.  (Pre Silence of the Lambs).",gotcha -- I may have to do that one on my own (BF won't love it) but I deff would!! Thanks!
49650,"On lunch breaks, I take my shirt off, climb trees, and explore the woods like a wild animal.","Man, I wish I had the woods at work!",fucking me too.
49651,"Man, I wish I had the woods at work!",fucking me too.,That's a large task for one person
49652,fucking me too.,That's a large task for one person,I'll take on that responsibility
49653,"On lunch breaks, I take my shirt off, climb trees, and explore the woods like a wild animal.","Man, I wish I had the woods at work!",Well I have wood daily where I work
49654,"Man, I wish I had the woods at work!",Well I have wood daily where I work,*oh no*
49655,"On lunch breaks, I take my shirt off, climb trees, and explore the woods like a wild animal.",I feel like you would be an incredibly interesting person to know,Thank you. Very few people know me on this level. The people who do are my true friends.
49656,I feel like you would be an incredibly interesting person to know,Thank you. Very few people know me on this level. The people who do are my true friends.,Does that mean we are your true friends?
49657,Thank you. Very few people know me on this level. The people who do are my true friends.,Does that mean we are your true friends?,Yes. We are 100% real friends.
49658,Does that mean we are your true friends?,Yes. We are 100% real friends.,:)
49659,Does that mean we are your true friends?,Yes. We are 100% real friends.,Can you help me move some furniture this weekend?
49660,Yes. We are 100% real friends.,Can you help me move some furniture this weekend?,I heard OP has a pickup truck
49661,Yes. We are 100% real friends.,Can you help me move some furniture this weekend?,I will move you and your bullshit into the garbage dump.
49662,Does that mean we are your true friends?,Yes. We are 100% real friends.,Cool ill be at your house at 8. I'll bring a bag of nectarines
49663,Does that mean we are your true friends?,Yes. We are 100% real friends.,I’m glad I have you as a real friend!
49664,Does that mean we are your true friends?,Yes. We are 100% real friends.,Yayy
49665,I feel like you would be an incredibly interesting person to know,Thank you. Very few people know me on this level. The people who do are my true friends.,I want to work where you do
49666,I feel like you would be an incredibly interesting person to know,Thank you. Very few people know me on this level. The people who do are my true friends.,Beware trail cams
49667,Thank you. Very few people know me on this level. The people who do are my true friends.,Beware trail cams,What do you think they watch on TV in the lunch room?
49668,Thank you. Very few people know me on this level. The people who do are my true friends.,Beware trail cams,"Wait, those are a thing?! Why?"
49669,"On lunch breaks, I take my shirt off, climb trees, and explore the woods like a wild animal.",I feel like you would be an incredibly interesting person to know,[removed]
49670,I feel like you would be an incredibly interesting person to know,[removed],I mean so do I
49671,"On lunch breaks, I take my shirt off, climb trees, and explore the woods like a wild animal.","You can take the man out of the jungle,..","Are we sure it's a man? I mean, if she's truly alone at there, she could take her shirt off."
49672,"You can take the man out of the jungle,..","Are we sure it's a man? I mean, if she's truly alone at there, she could take her shirt off.","If it was a woman surely they would have claimed to be Jane graystoke, not Tarzan."
49673,"On lunch breaks, I take my shirt off, climb trees, and explore the woods like a wild animal.",What is R&amp;D?,"Research and Development, the invention and refinement of new things!"
49674,What is R&amp;D?,"Research and Development, the invention and refinement of new things!",Thanks!
49675,"On lunch breaks, I take my shirt off, climb trees, and explore the woods like a wild animal.",What is R&amp;D?,Research and development
49676,What is R&amp;D?,Research and development,Thanks!
49677,"On lunch breaks, I take my shirt off, climb trees, and explore the woods like a wild animal.",Do you shit in the woods? 😂,No! Haha I realize now I didn't word all that very well.
49678,Do you shit in the woods? 😂,No! Haha I realize now I didn't word all that very well.,Lol. XD Become one with nature. Lol. It’s eco friendly. Fertilize the woods. Lol.
49679,"On lunch breaks, I take my shirt off, climb trees, and explore the woods like a wild animal.",This sounds made up,It's actually 100% not made up and that's why it's funny lol.
49680,This sounds made up,It's actually 100% not made up and that's why it's funny lol.,It's funny because I definitely dont believe it lol.
49681,What's the first country you of think when you think of Germany?,Germany,"Interesting observation, lol"
49682,Germany,"Interesting observation, lol","Well, did you not want honesty?"
49683,"Interesting observation, lol","Well, did you not want honesty?","Of course I did. It was just funny. It's a completely valid answer, thanks"
49684,"Well, did you not want honesty?","Of course I did. It was just funny. It's a completely valid answer, thanks","Or there’s always “Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats.”"
49685,"Of course I did. It was just funny. It's a completely valid answer, thanks","Or there’s always “Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats.”",How do you know they don't wear hats?
49686,"Or there’s always “Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats.”",How do you know they don't wear hats?,I know things.
49687,How do you know they don't wear hats?,I know things.,And everybody knows knowledge is power.
49688,I know things.,And everybody knows knowledge is power.,Pre-zactly.
49689,What's the first country you of think when you think of Germany?,Afghanistan,"Hmm, why do you think Afghanistan comes to your mind?"
49690,Afghanistan,"Hmm, why do you think Afghanistan comes to your mind?",Because he is a conservative and fox news told him Germany was overrun by Muslims.
49691,"Hmm, why do you think Afghanistan comes to your mind?",Because he is a conservative and fox news told him Germany was overrun by Muslims.,Interesting
49692,What's the first country you of think when you think of Germany?,France,Why?
49693,France,Why?,The Germans planned a vacation to France in 1939 and they overstayed their welcome
49694,What's the first country you of think when you think of Germany?,"Turkey, japan and Italy",Something about WWII as well?
49695,"Turkey, japan and Italy",Something about WWII as well?,Pretty much haha
49696,Something about WWII as well?,Pretty much haha,Tell me
49697,I am young and alive,Well this makes me feel like shit,Why?
49698,Well this makes me feel like shit,Why?,Cause I'm wasting my life
49699,[NotQuestionLady] but hey 5q for thursday,Bead or no bead?,"Dammit that's a good one. 

And bead. (;"
49700,Bead or no bead?,"Dammit that's a good one. 

And bead. (;",And totally Beard...although I just had to shave mine
49701,"Dammit that's a good one. 

And bead. (;",And totally Beard...although I just had to shave mine,Had to? How come? Were you being fitted for a gas mask?
49702,I don't like anime unless it is extremely well done. Anime fans out there - what do you consider to be top shelf?,"Samurai Champloo, Michiko y Hatchin, Cowboy Bebop",So you can vouch for Bebop? Would you say it's definitely top tier?
49703,"Samurai Champloo, Michiko y Hatchin, Cowboy Bebop",So you can vouch for Bebop? Would you say it's definitely top tier?,Everyone loves cowboy bebop.
49704,"Samurai Champloo, Michiko y Hatchin, Cowboy Bebop",So you can vouch for Bebop? Would you say it's definitely top tier?,It’s top tier. Watch it. Also Neon
49705,I literally am obsessed with pillows,"Hey, at least it's not a sexual fetish",who said it wasn’t :0
49706,"Hey, at least it's not a sexual fetish",who said it wasn’t :0,I regret this
49707,I literally am obsessed with pillows,Do you fuck them?,No sir
49708,Do you fuck them?,No sir,Thank you for clarifying
49709,No sir,Thank you for clarifying,Any time bro
49710,I literally am obsessed with pillows,I'll buy your entire stock,Never!
49711,I'll buy your entire stock,Never!,I guess we're doing this the hard way then!
49712,Never!,I guess we're doing this the hard way then!,And how will that be? How we doin it
49713,I guess we're doing this the hard way then!,And how will that be? How we doin it,"I'm gonna steal your pillows mate, gonna take em all"
49714,And how will that be? How we doin it,"I'm gonna steal your pillows mate, gonna take em all",You ain’t about it
49715,"I'm gonna steal your pillows mate, gonna take em all",You ain’t about it,You have no idea what I'll do to keep my title as king of the pillows
49716,You ain’t about it,You have no idea what I'll do to keep my title as king of the pillows,Wait so you have a fat ass collection of pillows too?
49717,You have no idea what I'll do to keep my title as king of the pillows,Wait so you have a fat ass collection of pillows too?,"dude pillows are the best, of course i do"
49718,Wait so you have a fat ass collection of pillows too?,"dude pillows are the best, of course i do",How manyyyyy
49719,"dude pillows are the best, of course i do",How manyyyyy,about 8 at the moment
49720,How manyyyyy,about 8 at the moment,Haha I win
49721,about 8 at the moment,Haha I win,Not once I take all your pillows
49722,Haha I win,Not once I take all your pillows,Not gonna happen player
49723,Not once I take all your pillows,Not gonna happen player,You know that blue pillow you like to rest your legs on? That one's going next
49724,Not gonna happen player,You know that blue pillow you like to rest your legs on? That one's going next,I don’t even have a blue pillow! Ha! Jokes. On. You.
49725,You know that blue pillow you like to rest your legs on? That one's going next,I don’t even have a blue pillow! Ha! Jokes. On. You.,oh shit wrong house
49726,"dude pillows are the best, of course i do",How manyyyyy,"just counted and yep, it's 8"
49727,I literally am obsessed with pillows,"Being an adult must be fun, you can do shit like this without being judged",I’m 16 homes
49728,"Being an adult must be fun, you can do shit like this without being judged",I’m 16 homes,"Thats even better, your family doesn’t judge you ~~i assume~~"
49729,I literally am obsessed with pillows,As a representative of /r/toomanypillows I formally declare war on your way of life!,But it’s not decorative it’s comfy ones
49730,As a representative of /r/toomanypillows I formally declare war on your way of life!,But it’s not decorative it’s comfy ones,Perhaps a truce can be arranged...
49731,But it’s not decorative it’s comfy ones,Perhaps a truce can be arranged...,Possiblu
49732,I literally am obsessed with pillows,Have you ever thought of making a bed entirely out of pillows?,"Oooh yes, I think this would be awesome"
49733,Have you ever thought of making a bed entirely out of pillows?,"Oooh yes, I think this would be awesome",I’ve don’t it before with couch cushions
49734,A cute guy talked to me in my apartment building,Thanks for sharing this. I hope you see him again,Thank you. I hope I see him again ☺️
49735,Thanks for sharing this. I hope you see him again,Thank you. I hope I see him again ☺️,Have you seen him before?
49736,"I got out of my bubble, spoke to strangers and one of them gave me a gift.","Congratulations, I’m still uncomfortable going to the damn shops.","Thank you. Aw, you can do it!"
49737,"Congratulations, I’m still uncomfortable going to the damn shops.","Thank you. Aw, you can do it!","I hope I can, thanks for the encouragement."
49738,I'm getting married today,Congratulations!  Marriage is beautiful and hard so don't neglect it. (27 years so far),Obama?
49739,Congratulations!  Marriage is beautiful and hard so don't neglect it. (27 years so far),Obama?,Who?
49740,Obama?,Who?,Ogawa
49741,Congratulations!  Marriage is beautiful and hard so don't neglect it. (27 years so far),Obama?,First or last name?
49742,Obama?,First or last name?,Obama Winfrey
49743,Congratulations!  Marriage is beautiful and hard so don't neglect it. (27 years so far),Obama?,Mom... Obamacare ...
49744,I'm getting married today,Congratulations!  Marriage is beautiful and hard so don't neglect it. (27 years so far),27 years of getting married? you married the same year as my parents :)
49745,Congratulations!  Marriage is beautiful and hard so don't neglect it. (27 years so far),27 years of getting married? you married the same year as my parents :),Parents? Is that you?
49746,I'm getting married today,I hope I’ll have this someday. Feels like I’ll never have someone...,What’s worse is when you have someone who will never do this you :(
49747,I hope I’ll have this someday. Feels like I’ll never have someone...,What’s worse is when you have someone who will never do this you :(,I’m sorry to hear. Your needs matter too. You should be upfront about them.
49748,"I had a psycho lady lie and sue me for $7,000. Today during trial, I exposed her lies and WON BITCHES!",congratulations! storys like these want me to never ever get a roomate,I legit never will again.
49749,congratulations! storys like these want me to never ever get a roomate,I legit never will again.,Did she become a millionaire by suing others?
49750,I legit never will again.,Did she become a millionaire by suing others?,Either that or sleeping with doctors
49751,Did she become a millionaire by suing others?,Either that or sleeping with doctors,Porque no los dos?
49752,Did she become a millionaire by suing others?,Either that or sleeping with doctors,Or robbing banks on klonopin
49753,Either that or sleeping with doctors,Or robbing banks on klonopin,I just go to sleep when I'm on it
49754,Did she become a millionaire by suing others?,Either that or sleeping with doctors,Or smoking crack
49755,I legit never will again.,Did she become a millionaire by suing others?,Probably
49756,I legit never will again.,Did she become a millionaire by suing others?,Probably from mumsy and dadsy being rich.
49757,I legit never will again.,Did she become a millionaire by suing others?,*shagging others
49758,congratulations! storys like these want me to never ever get a roomate,I legit never will again.,I’ve had some great roommates.  I consider myself lucky in that.
49759,"I had a psycho lady lie and sue me for $7,000. Today during trial, I exposed her lies and WON BITCHES!","She was a millionaire and needed a roommate ?        
I don't think so.","Maybe he was her 143rd roommate after she sued all the others for $7,000 each?"
49760,"She was a millionaire and needed a roommate ?        
I don't think so.","Maybe he was her 143rd roommate after she sued all the others for $7,000 each?",/r/didthemath
49761,"Maybe he was her 143rd roommate after she sued all the others for $7,000 each?",/r/didthemath,Nearest to $1000. Pretty close though.
49762,"I had a psycho lady lie and sue me for $7,000. Today during trial, I exposed her lies and WON BITCHES!","&gt;Satan can kiss my butthole.

I wouldn't let her.",Right?? No telling how many kinds of herpes you'd catch from that.
49763,"&gt;Satan can kiss my butthole.

I wouldn't let her.",Right?? No telling how many kinds of herpes you'd catch from that.,You don't want to get hooked on crack from an ass kiss either.
49764,"I had a psycho lady lie and sue me for $7,000. Today during trial, I exposed her lies and WON BITCHES!",So now do you get to sue her to recoup legal fees?,"I didn’t spend any on legal fees, I couldn’t afford to. Had to rep myself."
49765,So now do you get to sue her to recoup legal fees?,"I didn’t spend any on legal fees, I couldn’t afford to. Had to rep myself.",That part is pretty cool too
49766,So now do you get to sue her to recoup legal fees?,"I didn’t spend any on legal fees, I couldn’t afford to. Had to rep myself.",Don't they provide you with a lawyer if you can't afford one?
49767,"I didn’t spend any on legal fees, I couldn’t afford to. Had to rep myself.",Don't they provide you with a lawyer if you can't afford one?,You also really don't want a court appointed lawyer.   They're notoriously lousy.
49768,"I had a psycho lady lie and sue me for $7,000. Today during trial, I exposed her lies and WON BITCHES!",How many bitches did she pay you??,Not enough.
49769,How many bitches did she pay you??,Not enough.,It’s cool you won anyways
49770,"I had a psycho lady lie and sue me for $7,000. Today during trial, I exposed her lies and WON BITCHES!",How many bitches did you win?,3
49771,How many bitches did you win?,3,A triumvirate of bitches? Nice
49772,"I had a psycho lady lie and sue me for $7,000. Today during trial, I exposed her lies and WON BITCHES!","A lawyer that lost the case...



#ironic.",It’s probably all the crack smoking.
49773,"A lawyer that lost the case...



#ironic.",It’s probably all the crack smoking.,I guess it was.
49774,"I had a psycho lady lie and sue me for $7,000. Today during trial, I exposed her lies and WON BITCHES!",Shouldn't there be a sub for this tipe of tenant hell stories?,I was wondering that when I posted myself! A few replies have shown some bad stories lol.
49775,Shouldn't there be a sub for this tipe of tenant hell stories?,I was wondering that when I posted myself! A few replies have shown some bad stories lol.,Ya know what? r/TenantHell.
49776,I was wondering that when I posted myself! A few replies have shown some bad stories lol.,Ya know what? r/TenantHell.,I was also thinking r/LandlordsFromHell hahaha
49777,"Until I started driving, I didn't even know I was seeing the world differently.",This is seriously fascinating to read about!,Thanks. Do you have any questions?
49778,This is seriously fascinating to read about!,Thanks. Do you have any questions?,What's your favorite color?
49779,Thanks. Do you have any questions?,What's your favorite color?,I guess blue. But all colours are important to me.
49780,What's your favorite color?,I guess blue. But all colours are important to me.,"You should get a ""blue"" flair for this sub!"
49781,This is seriously fascinating to read about!,Thanks. Do you have any questions?,Do 3D movies work????????
49782,This is seriously fascinating to read about!,Thanks. Do you have any questions?,Are you still allowed to drive?
49783,This is seriously fascinating to read about!,Thanks. Do you have any questions?,Have you ever tried a VR headset?
49784,This is seriously fascinating to read about!,Thanks. Do you have any questions?,Are you still driving? That sounds dangerous without depth perception.
49785,"Until I started driving, I didn't even know I was seeing the world differently.",Did you not wink ever in your life?,"Fricking what? Yes, I can wink?"
49786,Did you not wink ever in your life?,"Fricking what? Yes, I can wink?","So if you wink with the working eye, do you go blind?"
49787,I Just Earned the Eagle Rank in Boy Scouts,Nobody gives a shit.,Thanks! This is what I was hoping to hear friend!
49788,Nobody gives a shit.,Thanks! This is what I was hoping to hear friend!,You seem like a class act in every way.  Congratulations!
49789,I Just Earned the Eagle Rank in Boy Scouts,"thats my main goal in life, but im a scout...","You've got this man, I believe in you!"
49790,"thats my main goal in life, but im a scout...","You've got this man, I believe in you!",Thanks
49791,I Just Earned the Eagle Rank in Boy Scouts,Congrats! I have my Eagle Board of Review this Wednesday.,"Awesome, good luck you're gonna crush it!"
49792,Congrats! I have my Eagle Board of Review this Wednesday.,"Awesome, good luck you're gonna crush it!",Thanks!
49793,Your thoughts on (Ice) Hockey,"Been a fan since I can remember, go to games every year, fuck the pens. Greatest sport on earth.","&gt; fuck the pens

I like the way you think. Personally, nothing good exists in Western PA"
49794,"Been a fan since I can remember, go to games every year, fuck the pens. Greatest sport on earth.","&gt; fuck the pens

I like the way you think. Personally, nothing good exists in Western PA","amen, couple breweries maybe but that's about it"
49795,"&gt; fuck the pens

I like the way you think. Personally, nothing good exists in Western PA","amen, couple breweries maybe but that's about it",I'm assuming you're from Philly and/or Washington DC?
49796,"amen, couple breweries maybe but that's about it",I'm assuming you're from Philly and/or Washington DC?,Nah more central/northish
49797,I'm assuming you're from Philly and/or Washington DC?,Nah more central/northish,Michigan?
49798,Nah more central/northish,Michigan?,"Nope, in PA just not south."
49799,Michigan?,"Nope, in PA just not south.",Y'all consider Pittsburgh south PA? I thought that the state was mostly an east-west rivalry
49800,"Nope, in PA just not south.",Y'all consider Pittsburgh south PA? I thought that the state was mostly an east-west rivalry,"Yeah its more east/west. Sorry, got confused I guess."
49801,I am a girl and was shamed for lifting weights.,Should of said : lucky because I don’t like obese guys.,"Little mean but works I guess
I think op handled it a lot better than just name calling"
49802,Should of said : lucky because I don’t like obese guys.,"Little mean but works I guess
I think op handled it a lot better than just name calling","Yea, OP didn't sink down to their level. That's the way to do it."
49803,"Little mean but works I guess
I think op handled it a lot better than just name calling","Yea, OP didn't sink down to their level. That's the way to do it.",Play the guitar on the MTV
49804,I am a girl and was shamed for lifting weights.,Should of said : lucky because I don’t like obese guys.,Should HAVE.
49805,Should of said : lucky because I don’t like obese guys.,Should HAVE.,shut up wilson
49806,I am a girl and was shamed for lifting weights.,"Can you all hear it????

Yup, you all can... it's their insecurities you can hear 😅","I mean they're not wrong, most men don't find muscular women attractive."
49807,"Can you all hear it????

Yup, you all can... it's their insecurities you can hear 😅","I mean they're not wrong, most men don't find muscular women attractive.","""Most men"" talk for yourself mate. 

Can you define what you mean with ""muscular women"" for me?"
49808,I am a girl and was shamed for lifting weights.,What is the point of this post?,Yeah right?? It's not like this is a sub made for casual conversation
49809,What is the point of this post?,Yeah right?? It's not like this is a sub made for casual conversation,I love you
49810,"f*** it all - i'm back, thursday q's","Welcome back
1. Well we made it to Thursday that's new
2.","that's cool! stan lee, the legend"
49811,"Welcome back
1. Well we made it to Thursday that's new
2.","that's cool! stan lee, the legend",Super kind too. I am digging your name.
49812,"that's cool! stan lee, the legend",Super kind too. I am digging your name.,my name?
49813,Super kind too. I am digging your name.,my name?,Lorelai. Yes very cool
49814,"f*** it all - i'm back, thursday q's","Welcome back
1. Well we made it to Thursday that's new
2.","&gt;\5. I got to meet Stan Lee 

&gt;since Monday

Hope you aren't talking about a grave visit."
49815,"Welcome back
1. Well we made it to Thursday that's new
2.","&gt;\5. I got to meet Stan Lee 

&gt;since Monday

Hope you aren't talking about a grave visit.",Ha no before. But since Monday nothing unexpected
49816,"f*** it all - i'm back, thursday q's",I cut a huge gash in my foot.,whoa what the - u ok?
49817,I cut a huge gash in my foot.,whoa what the - u ok?,"Tis but a scratch,  fucken hurts though."
49818,whoa what the - u ok?,"Tis but a scratch,  fucken hurts though.",i'm.. i'm not sure if a gash = a scratch but okay
49819,"Tis but a scratch,  fucken hurts though.",i'm.. i'm not sure if a gash = a scratch but okay,No it's a gash but if asked my reaction is to say it's a scratch i ain't filling out nhs forms.
49820,i'm.. i'm not sure if a gash = a scratch but okay,No it's a gash but if asked my reaction is to say it's a scratch i ain't filling out nhs forms.,....lol
49821,Why it’s important to be nice in this sub.,So.. now that I'm curious. What is your original post about?,Definitely want to know what made OP so happy
49822,So.. now that I'm curious. What is your original post about?,Definitely want to know what made OP so happy,"Kind of sad that OP hasn't replied, because I have a feeling it's pretty wholesome"
49823,Definitely want to know what made OP so happy,"Kind of sad that OP hasn't replied, because I have a feeling it's pretty wholesome",It appears to have had the opposite effect of happy. She is in tears.
49824,My husband made a lovely post and it made it's way to me,"i saw his post, then immediately urs, and i’m in awe of you two",Thank you lol
49825,"i saw his post, then immediately urs, and i’m in awe of you two",Thank you lol,Was it the post when he said something about being a drywall expert??
49826,Thank you lol,Was it the post when he said something about being a drywall expert??,"Yep. Stressful seems to be tge word for it. I'm so glad they are doing this, it's so sweet"
49827,Thank you lol,Was it the post when he said something about being a drywall expert??,And the way my kitchen sink is clogged
49828,Thank you lol,Was it the post when he said something about being a drywall expert??,I feel like I'm missing something with the drywall expert line.
49829,Was it the post when he said something about being a drywall expert??,I feel like I'm missing something with the drywall expert line.,It means he punches a lot of holes in walls that he then needs to patch.
49830,My husband made a lovely post and it made it's way to me,"i saw his post, then immediately urs, and i’m in awe of you two",Right? Me too. Couldn’t imagine letting my husband know my username.
49831,"i saw his post, then immediately urs, and i’m in awe of you two",Right? Me too. Couldn’t imagine letting my husband know my username.,"Understandable, have a nice day"
49832,"i saw his post, then immediately urs, and i’m in awe of you two",Right? Me too. Couldn’t imagine letting my husband know my username.,"the whole time i was reading it i was like “oh gee, she’s gonna find his reddit account now”"
49833,My husband made a lovely post and it made it's way to me,"i saw his post, then immediately urs, and i’m in awe of you two",What was his post? I could really read a little more love.
49834,"i saw his post, then immediately urs, and i’m in awe of you two",What was his post? I could really read a little more love.,"also in casual conversation, scroll a little bit and it’s literally right there"
49835,"i saw his post, then immediately urs, and i’m in awe of you two",What was his post? I could really read a little more love.,It was about him punching holes in drywall lol
49836,My husband made a lovely post and it made it's way to me,I saw that post yesterday (I think??)! But I wish you two the best!,Thanks
49837,I saw that post yesterday (I think??)! But I wish you two the best!,Thanks,You're welcome!
49838,My husband made a lovely post and it made it's way to me,I saw his post! And now I am fangirling. You two are incredibly adorable :),Awwe well thank you so much really didn't expect to get this kind of reaction
49839,I saw his post! And now I am fangirling. You two are incredibly adorable :),Awwe well thank you so much really didn't expect to get this kind of reaction,You have given the rest of us single redditors some hope
49840,My husband made a lovely post and it made it's way to me,"d'aww you guys are cute

it's gross",Gross is the last thing that came to my mind...
49841,"d'aww you guys are cute

it's gross",Gross is the last thing that came to my mind...,I'm kidding.
49842,Gross is the last thing that came to my mind...,I'm kidding.,"Yeah I just realized, my bad. I hate how you can't get sarcasm through messages sometimes"
49843,My husband made a lovely post and it made it's way to me,Your husband went through a lot of effort to find out your Reddit username.,Dont think the point had anything to do with finding out my username
49844,Your husband went through a lot of effort to find out your Reddit username.,Dont think the point had anything to do with finding out my username,I meant it as a joke🙈
49845,Dont think the point had anything to do with finding out my username,I meant it as a joke🙈,Oh I gotcha I thought so but can never be sure on here
49846,My husband made a lovely post and it made it's way to me,"This is so weird!  Why do you need to tell each other how you feel over the internet?  
God damn","Didn't need to, wanted to there is a difference."
49847,"This is so weird!  Why do you need to tell each other how you feel over the internet?  
God damn","Didn't need to, wanted to there is a difference.",So strange
49848,My husband made a lovely post and it made it's way to me,Omg this is too cute for my heart to handle 😭,Thank you :) I'm glad so many people like it
49849,Omg this is too cute for my heart to handle 😭,Thank you :) I'm glad so many people like it,Maybe it will inspire everyone to show some small gesture to their loved ones as well
49850,Thank you :) I'm glad so many people like it,Maybe it will inspire everyone to show some small gesture to their loved ones as well,Indeed 👏🏻👏🏻
49851,My husband made a lovely post and it made it's way to me,Are ya'll going to keep the same reddit accounts now?,I have no reason to change mine I dont care if he sees what I post so I'll be keeping mine
49852,Are ya'll going to keep the same reddit accounts now?,I have no reason to change mine I dont care if he sees what I post so I'll be keeping mine,So cuuuuute!
49853,I have no reason to change mine I dont care if he sees what I post so I'll be keeping mine,So cuuuuute!,Thank you
49854,My husband made a lovely post and it made it's way to me,*its,Yea my bad it automatically put it's in there and I didn't proof read it
49855,*its,Yea my bad it automatically put it's in there and I didn't proof read it,"Oh you actually responded to my comment
Sorry, not tryna be rude"
49856,Yea my bad it automatically put it's in there and I didn't proof read it,"Oh you actually responded to my comment
Sorry, not tryna be rude",No problem I did not take it as you being rude
49857,"Oh you actually responded to my comment
Sorry, not tryna be rude",No problem I did not take it as you being rude,"Good thing
I wish you happiness and a blessed day now"
49858,No problem I did not take it as you being rude,"Good thing
I wish you happiness and a blessed day now",You as well :)
49859,Practicing with my tarot cards,Should I do my homework now or wait till next weak,Definitely do it now.
49860,Should I do my homework now or wait till next weak,Definitely do it now.,K
49861,Practicing with my tarot cards,Is the time right for my household to get a new puppy?,No not the right time. Will not turn out the way you expect if you get a new animal rn.
49862,Is the time right for my household to get a new puppy?,No not the right time. Will not turn out the way you expect if you get a new animal rn.,Ok. Thanks.
49863,No not the right time. Will not turn out the way you expect if you get a new animal rn.,Ok. Thanks.,Of course thank you!
49864,Practicing with my tarot cards,How will work go for me commencing today for a months time?,Can you please rephrase that question
49865,How will work go for me commencing today for a months time?,Can you please rephrase that question,I mean what does my work life have in store for me starting today and for about a month onwards.
49866,My wife scrolls this sub a lot. It would be really neat if she saw this.,Please tell her all this in person!,I’m not good at expressing this stuff.
49867,Please tell her all this in person!,I’m not good at expressing this stuff.,Just read it word for word to her. She’ll really appreciate it!
49868,I’m not good at expressing this stuff.,Just read it word for word to her. She’ll really appreciate it!,I’ll try that which you speak. Lol
49869,Please tell her all this in person!,I’m not good at expressing this stuff.,You just did!
49870,I’m not good at expressing this stuff.,You just did!,Writing for other people can be hugely easier than talking directly to the person
49871,Please tell her all this in person!,I’m not good at expressing this stuff.,Idk if you know this but she saw this
49872,I’m not good at expressing this stuff.,Idk if you know this but she saw this,I do. It was great I read the post.
49873,My wife scrolls this sub a lot. It would be really neat if she saw this.,That is so cute,Thanks cool dude !
49874,That is so cute,Thanks cool dude !,No problem horny cat !
49875,My wife scrolls this sub a lot. It would be really neat if she saw this.,わたし わ Mao です,Yes ;)
49876,わたし わ Mao です,Yes ;),This comment was supposed to go on r/maogame
49877,My wife scrolls this sub a lot. It would be really neat if she saw this.,"""We don't share our reddit usernames""

GO CHECK OUT SMURF\_MY\_SMURf!!!",That’s why it’s an update.
49878,"""We don't share our reddit usernames""

GO CHECK OUT SMURF\_MY\_SMURf!!!",That’s why it’s an update.,She also says their marriage is broken
49879,That’s why it’s an update.,She also says their marriage is broken,Wtf
49880,She also says their marriage is broken,Wtf,"Yes check the relationship advice post, only 5 days ago"
49881,Wtf,"Yes check the relationship advice post, only 5 days ago","Hoo boy. Certainly changes the perception of this, doesn't it?"
49882,That’s why it’s an update.,She also says their marriage is broken,I updated it. I’ll let people find the post on their own.
49883,My wife scrolls this sub a lot. It would be really neat if she saw this.,"Hey, how about we exchange usernames?!",What do you mean?
49884,"Hey, how about we exchange usernames?!",What do you mean?,I like your username!
49885,What do you mean?,I like your username!,I like it too. I’ll sell you a T-shirt with the hornt cat on it.
49886,My wife scrolls this sub a lot. It would be really neat if she saw this.,r/awardspeechedits,What’s this mean?
49887,r/awardspeechedits,What’s this mean?,Maning an unnecessarily long edit thanking people for awards and such :)
49888,What’s this mean?,Maning an unnecessarily long edit thanking people for awards and such :),Yeah I probably went over board. Lol
49889,My wife scrolls this sub a lot. It would be really neat if she saw this.,Cheesy asf,Just how I like my nachos lol
49890,Cheesy asf,Just how I like my nachos lol,"Thank you, I think that’s what I’ll have for dinner today"
49891,"Today, a man was drinking and blaring his vulgar music on a portable speaker in a packed train and I worked up the courage to ask him to stop that","Thank you 

Sincerely 

The other introverts of the world","Sometimes, we've gotta stand up for our introverting rights, hahah."
49892,"Thank you 

Sincerely 

The other introverts of the world","Sometimes, we've gotta stand up for our introverting rights, hahah.",Maybe it's not just introverting rights
49893,"Thank you 

Sincerely 

The other introverts of the world","Sometimes, we've gotta stand up for our introverting rights, hahah.","YOU'VE GOTTA FIGHT

FOR YOUR RIGHT

TO have your own quiet space to recharge and reflect"
49894,"Thank you 

Sincerely 

The other introverts of the world","Sometimes, we've gotta stand up for our introverting rights, hahah.","YOU GOTTA FIGHT

FOR YOUR RIGHT

For a little peace and quiet during your commute"
49895,"Thank you 

Sincerely 

The other introverts of the world","Sometimes, we've gotta stand up for our introverting rights, hahah.",Gotta fight for your right
49896,"Today, a man was drinking and blaring his vulgar music on a portable speaker in a packed train and I worked up the courage to ask him to stop that","Thank you 

Sincerely 

The other introverts of the world","This isn't introverted behavior though, just shy or anxiety."
49897,"Thank you 

Sincerely 

The other introverts of the world","This isn't introverted behavior though, just shy or anxiety.",Googled Introvert...Answer..Shy.
49898,"Today, a man was drinking and blaring his vulgar music on a portable speaker in a packed train and I worked up the courage to ask him to stop that",Thank you. On behalf of everyone who’s ever been on a train in that situation.,I want to carry around headphones to throw at them.
49899,Thank you. On behalf of everyone who’s ever been on a train in that situation.,I want to carry around headphones to throw at them.,Dude I think about doing that literally all the time lol
49900,"Today, a man was drinking and blaring his vulgar music on a portable speaker in a packed train and I worked up the courage to ask him to stop that",lol at describing the music as vulgar,"Is this a sign that despite my age, I am still old at heart?"
49901,lol at describing the music as vulgar,"Is this a sign that despite my age, I am still old at heart?",no
49902,lol at describing the music as vulgar,"Is this a sign that despite my age, I am still old at heart?",r/lewronggeneration
49903,"Today, a man was drinking and blaring his vulgar music on a portable speaker in a packed train and I worked up the courage to ask him to stop that",lol at describing the music as vulgar,What song was it that was so vulgar
49904,lol at describing the music as vulgar,What song was it that was so vulgar,goodbye mr. a - the hoosiers
49905,lol at describing the music as vulgar,What song was it that was so vulgar,"Face down, ass up"
49906,"Today, a man was drinking and blaring his vulgar music on a portable speaker in a packed train and I worked up the courage to ask him to stop that",lol at describing the music as vulgar,What's wrong with describing music as vulgar? Does vulgar music not exist?
49907,lol at describing the music as vulgar,What's wrong with describing music as vulgar? Does vulgar music not exist?,Does Mr Brightside count as vulgar?
49908,What's wrong with describing music as vulgar? Does vulgar music not exist?,Does Mr Brightside count as vulgar?,Nah it was only a kiss.
49909,Does Mr Brightside count as vulgar?,Nah it was only a kiss.,Touché. Expert level parry right there.
49910,"Today, a man was drinking and blaring his vulgar music on a portable speaker in a packed train and I worked up the courage to ask him to stop that","This sounds very British, OP are you British?","Nope, I'm an Australian."
49911,"This sounds very British, OP are you British?","Nope, I'm an Australian.","Ahh, same sort of rap music then"
49912,"Today, a man was drinking and blaring his vulgar music on a portable speaker in a packed train and I worked up the courage to ask him to stop that","&gt;too vulgar to ignore

Grow the fuck up.",Ironic
49913,"&gt;too vulgar to ignore

Grow the fuck up.",Ironic,"No shit, Captain Obvious."
49914,Ironic,"No shit, Captain Obvious.",Seek help
49915,"No shit, Captain Obvious.",Seek help,"HELP! I'M BEING ASSAILED BY AN ABSOLUTE MORON ON REDDIT!


Am I doing this right?"
49916,Seek help,"HELP! I'M BEING ASSAILED BY AN ABSOLUTE MORON ON REDDIT!


Am I doing this right?",Truly pitiful
49917,"HELP! I'M BEING ASSAILED BY AN ABSOLUTE MORON ON REDDIT!


Am I doing this right?",Truly pitiful,Don't be so hard on yourself. You're doing your best and that's all that matters. =D
49918,Truly pitiful,Don't be so hard on yourself. You're doing your best and that's all that matters. =D,You must lead one sad lonely life
49919,Don't be so hard on yourself. You're doing your best and that's all that matters. =D,You must lead one sad lonely life,"That isn't a very nice thing to say. Did you have a rough day at school, champ?"
49920,"Today, a man was drinking and blaring his vulgar music on a portable speaker in a packed train and I worked up the courage to ask him to stop that","&gt;too vulgar to ignore

Grow the fuck up.",Morality police in full force that's what it is.
49921,"&gt;too vulgar to ignore

Grow the fuck up.",Morality police in full force that's what it is.,"That would imply that vulgarity is immoral, which it simply isn't."
49922,Morality police in full force that's what it is.,"That would imply that vulgarity is immoral, which it simply isn't.",One person thinking they spoke for the whole train. Self centered morality police
49923,"Today, a man was drinking and blaring his vulgar music on a portable speaker in a packed train and I worked up the courage to ask him to stop that","I did this once on a bus, the guy showed me his gun and, thus, he won.","Kind of a bit harder to own a gun here in Australia, so I don't have that to worry about."
49924,"I did this once on a bus, the guy showed me his gun and, thus, he won.","Kind of a bit harder to own a gun here in Australia, so I don't have that to worry about.",From the other hand it's not a coincidence they call them great equalizers
49925,3 months!!!,Goodd jobb fam!!!!,Thx
49926,Goodd jobb fam!!!!,Thx,Keep staying sober
49927,3 months!!!,"That really isn't anything to be proud about.....you'll be back on it, sooner or later",What's your problem?
49928,"That really isn't anything to be proud about.....you'll be back on it, sooner or later",What's your problem?,Can you dm me what he said
49929,3 months!!!,"That really isn't anything to be proud about.....you'll be back on it, sooner or later",The fuck man
49930,"That really isn't anything to be proud about.....you'll be back on it, sooner or later",The fuck man,What did he say can you dm me what he said
49931,3 months!!!,Interesting you frequent r/teenagers yet you also post this? Hmm....,"I've known addicts as young as 12, what's your point?"
49932,Interesting you frequent r/teenagers yet you also post this? Hmm....,"I've known addicts as young as 12, what's your point?",[removed]
49933,Interesting you frequent r/teenagers yet you also post this? Hmm....,"I've known addicts as young as 12, what's your point?",Can you dm me what he said
49934,"I've known addicts as young as 12, what's your point?",Can you dm me what he said,Something about how you would go on r/teenagers
49935,"If you're old enough to remember life before internet, what is your first memory of the web?",My embarrassing first email address.,"Come on, You gotta tell us what it was! lol"
49936,My embarrassing first email address.,"Come on, You gotta tell us what it was! lol",Smokeymcpotweed420 here
49937,"Come on, You gotta tell us what it was! lol",Smokeymcpotweed420 here,Subtle!
49938,My boyfriend and I just acquired the most unexpected friends in the weirdest way.,Anyone care to mention that there is a weird alcoholism/dance drunk monkey vibe?,Drunk != alcoholism
49939,Anyone care to mention that there is a weird alcoholism/dance drunk monkey vibe?,Drunk != alcoholism,It is just a flag...
49940,Kissing was different from my expectation,🤗... Aww how cute! I was 21 when I got my first kiss.,"Same. It was awkward too, but next are very enjoyable :3"
49941,🤗... Aww how cute! I was 21 when I got my first kiss.,"Same. It was awkward too, but next are very enjoyable :3",just turned 21... i hope this would be my year too HAHAHA
49942,"Same. It was awkward too, but next are very enjoyable :3",just turned 21... i hope this would be my year too HAHAHA,"Best of luck mate, I believe in ya"
49943,just turned 21... i hope this would be my year too HAHAHA,"Best of luck mate, I believe in ya",wholesome
49944,"Same. It was awkward too, but next are very enjoyable :3",just turned 21... i hope this would be my year too HAHAHA,"Don't worry if it isn't, you'll get your chance soon enough"
49945,"Same. It was awkward too, but next are very enjoyable :3",just turned 21... i hope this would be my year too HAHAHA,Still none with 22 over here  :-)
49946,Kissing was different from my expectation,🤗... Aww how cute! I was 21 when I got my first kiss.,I'm 29 never dated or been kissed. Consider yourself lucky I guess.
49947,🤗... Aww how cute! I was 21 when I got my first kiss.,I'm 29 never dated or been kissed. Consider yourself lucky I guess.,Why?
49948,I'm 29 never dated or been kissed. Consider yourself lucky I guess.,Why?,Why? Really? Being single is very lonely and makes you go insane
49949,Why?,Why? Really? Being single is very lonely and makes you go insane,"No, why have you never dated or been kissed?"
49950,Kissing was different from my expectation,Just wait until you bang your teeth together.,"Ughhh, I felt that feel all over again just now lol."
49951,Just wait until you bang your teeth together.,"Ughhh, I felt that feel all over again just now lol.",I knew I'd get someone with that.
49952,i’m an aunt!!!,"I'm 23 years old, and I have a nephew who's 17 years old. Talk about brain wreck.",My first niece was born a month before I turned 4. She is 18 now and I am 22 lol
49953,"I'm 23 years old, and I have a nephew who's 17 years old. Talk about brain wreck.",My first niece was born a month before I turned 4. She is 18 now and I am 22 lol,"Hehe, it's weird ain't it?"
49954,Dating is exhausting,[deleted],this is dumb
49955,[deleted],this is dumb,I can agree to a point
49956,I’m tired of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures being referenced and quoted everywhere,i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer,... you’re on thin ice
49957,i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer,... you’re on thin ice,It must be the work of an enemy stand!!
49958,i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer,... you’re on thin ice,"&gt; ...you're on thin ice

&gt; thin ice

WHITE ALBUM! GENTLY WEEPS!"
49959,... you’re on thin ice,"&gt; ...you're on thin ice

&gt; thin ice

WHITE ALBUM! GENTLY WEEPS!",MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!
49960,I’m tired of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures being referenced and quoted everywhere,"This isn't going to stop us tho, hinjaku hinjaku",This... just proves my point
49961,"This isn't going to stop us tho, hinjaku hinjaku",This... just proves my point,HINJAKU HINJAKU HINJAKU
49962,I stopped watching PewDiePie and I feel great.,"I never understood why people like him, he’s so antisemitic",found a vox employee
49963,"I never understood why people like him, he’s so antisemitic",found a vox employee,Lmao no you didn’t I’m just unemployed
49964,I stopped watching PewDiePie and I feel great.,You shouldn't be on Reddit if you are only 11. This rule is for your own protection.,I'm not 11.
49965,You shouldn't be on Reddit if you are only 11. This rule is for your own protection.,I'm not 11.,You said you were nine in 2017.
49966,I'm not 11.,You said you were nine in 2017.,"XD, Good one right there."
49967,You said you were nine in 2017.,"XD, Good one right there.","Which is it, then? I think you should listen to /u/Pawneewafflesarelife."
49968,"XD, Good one right there.","Which is it, then? I think you should listen to /u/Pawneewafflesarelife.",I'm 21
49969,I'm not 11.,You said you were nine in 2017.,[deleted]
49970,"I’m very lonely, and pretty depressed. Anyone want a friend?",corn,Haha korn?
49971,corn,Haha korn?,"no just corn, I want popcorn right now"
49972,Haha korn?,"no just corn, I want popcorn right now",Word. What topping?
49973,"no just corn, I want popcorn right now",Word. What topping?,salt
49974,Word. What topping?,salt,I like cheddar cheese
49975,salt,I like cheddar cheese,on your popcorn? wtf
49976,I like cheddar cheese,on your popcorn? wtf,Yea there some shakers with powder lol. It’s really bomb. Or cinnamon on popcorn is dope too.
49977,on your popcorn? wtf,Yea there some shakers with powder lol. It’s really bomb. Or cinnamon on popcorn is dope too.,"I dont want to taste that, so how is ur day goin"
49978,"I’m very lonely, and pretty depressed. Anyone want a friend?",Do you play Overwatch? Because I’m always down to play with people :),"I don’t have it, do you have a ps4?"
49979,Do you play Overwatch? Because I’m always down to play with people :),"I don’t have it, do you have a ps4?",Sadly no. Only PC.
49980,"I don’t have it, do you have a ps4?",Sadly no. Only PC.,Ah word. Well maybe we can play something else?
49981,"I’m very lonely, and pretty depressed. Anyone want a friend?",Hi!!!! Could we be friends? :'),Absolutely!
49982,Hi!!!! Could we be friends? :'),Absolutely!,Yay!
49983,Reddit is unexpectedly fascinating,"It's strange, interesting, good, bad and everything in between.",Reddit is all things in all places
49984,"It's strange, interesting, good, bad and everything in between.",Reddit is all things in all places,It's true.
49985,I’m a grown man who can’t sleep because I saw a scary movie,"I LITERALLY watched this tonight and refuse to go to bed!!!!! I loved it, but I’m terrified!",Went to bed briefly but I was too on edge to stay asleep lol
49986,"I LITERALLY watched this tonight and refuse to go to bed!!!!! I loved it, but I’m terrified!",Went to bed briefly but I was too on edge to stay asleep lol,I think I found my next movie to watch friday night 😭
49987,"I LITERALLY watched this tonight and refuse to go to bed!!!!! I loved it, but I’m terrified!",Went to bed briefly but I was too on edge to stay asleep lol,You’re a weenie
49988,I’m a grown man who can’t sleep because I saw a scary movie,"I LITERALLY watched this tonight and refuse to go to bed!!!!! I loved it, but I’m terrified!",HAIL PAIMON!
49989,"I LITERALLY watched this tonight and refuse to go to bed!!!!! I loved it, but I’m terrified!",HAIL PAIMON!,I am scared to upvote this.
49990,"I hate going through a drive thru, and their only menu is right at the speaker, but they immediately ask what you want.",And then?,NO MORE AND THEN!
49991,And then?,NO MORE AND THEN!,Aanddd theeennn???
49992,NO MORE AND THEN!,Aanddd theeennn???,No! No and then!
49993,Aanddd theeennn???,No! No and then!,... and then?
49994,No! No and then!,... and then?,And then put it in a bag and give it to me.
49995,No! No and then!,... and then?,And then and then and then and then and then!!
49996,Do you ever get a weird feeling when you look at your own name?,"You're a weird guy, Justin.",Yeahhh I guess you could say that
49997,"You're a weird guy, Justin.",Yeahhh I guess you could say that,A strange existential moment
49998,Do you ever get a weird feeling when you look at your own name?,Is your name actually Justin?,Yesss my name is actually Justin lol
49999,Is your name actually Justin?,Yesss my name is actually Justin lol,That’s my brother’s name
50000,Do any of you men out there like when you get cat called? (for lack of a better term),No. I find it unpleasant.,Why?
50001,No. I find it unpleasant.,Why?,I don't know. Probably the same reason women don't like it.
50002,Why?,I don't know. Probably the same reason women don't like it.,Maybe because he doesn't think its true?
50003,"I tried showering in the dark, and I love it",But then the monsters can get you.....,The monsters just want a good scrub too.
50004,But then the monsters can get you.....,The monsters just want a good scrub too.,"Nah, they wanna eat your face and shower in your blood"
50005,"I tried showering in the dark, and I love it","I know how it feels and yes, is so relaxing, but usually I put a candle so I can see a little.","damn

are you tryna take yourself on a date"
50006,"I know how it feels and yes, is so relaxing, but usually I put a candle so I can see a little.","damn

are you tryna take yourself on a date","There are better alternatives 
*wink*"
50007,"I tried showering in the dark, and I love it",Now try the shower while you sit down in the dark.... I love that,"My FAVOURITE thing, especially when I have a bad hangover lol"
50008,Now try the shower while you sit down in the dark.... I love that,"My FAVOURITE thing, especially when I have a bad hangover lol",I do it when i have a headache
50009,"My FAVOURITE thing, especially when I have a bad hangover lol",I do it when i have a headache,it's also a great place to cry when you have a kidney stone
50010,I do it when i have a headache,it's also a great place to cry when you have a kidney stone,I never want to know that....
50011,it's also a great place to cry when you have a kidney stone,I never want to know that....,May you never experience it
50012,My girlfriend gave me a really sweet compliment today and It has made me very happy.,"Happy for you ;)

How old are you? Just curious.",Yeah I'm curious!
50013,"Happy for you ;)

How old are you? Just curious.",Yeah I'm curious!,Me too
50014,My girlfriend gave me a really sweet compliment today and It has made me very happy.,"Happy for you ;)

How old are you? Just curious.","the both of us are 16, pretty young"
50015,"Happy for you ;)

How old are you? Just curious.","the both of us are 16, pretty young",Makes sense
50016,My girlfriend gave me a really sweet compliment today and It has made me very happy.,she...she has chickens.... u took care of her chickens.....🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺,"He takes care of her hens, she takes care of his cock"
50017,she...she has chickens.... u took care of her chickens.....🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺,"He takes care of her hens, she takes care of his cock",Buh bow.
50018,she...she has chickens.... u took care of her chickens.....🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺,"He takes care of her hens, she takes care of his cock",and eggs
50019,My girlfriend gave me a really sweet compliment today and It has made me very happy.,she...she has chickens.... u took care of her chickens.....🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺,Username checks out — such an INFP response!
50020,she...she has chickens.... u took care of her chickens.....🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺,Username checks out — such an INFP response!,"Here fellow reddit or 

r/usernamechecksout"
50021,My girlfriend gave me a really sweet compliment today and It has made me very happy.,That’s clucking adorable.,Eggzactly what I was thinking.
50022,That’s clucking adorable.,Eggzactly what I was thinking.,I guess they just have to decide feather or not to get married now
50023,My girlfriend gave me a really sweet compliment today and It has made me very happy.,I get really uncomfortable whenever I'm complimented.,You are breathtaking.
50024,I get really uncomfortable whenever I'm complimented.,You are breathtaking.,SHOWER THEM WITH LOVE!
50025,My girlfriend gave me a really sweet compliment today and It has made me very happy.,"&gt; Tasmanian

It's good to see that you have such a close relationship with your sister.",Wut
50026,"&gt; Tasmanian

It's good to see that you have such a close relationship with your sister.",Wut,"Must be Australian Florida or something, funny I don't know about it though as I am Australian"
50027,My girlfriend gave me a really sweet compliment today and It has made me very happy.,How was it on the moon?,Scary. You don't know heights until you've been up there!
50028,How was it on the moon?,Scary. You don't know heights until you've been up there!,Lol
50029,"I just joined this sub and I'm curious what the average demographic is here, so tell me whatever you're comfortable saying about yourself.","Mid 20s, cyber sec, hates Tuesdays more than mondays.",Hmm..care to elaborate on the Tuesday thing?
50030,"Mid 20s, cyber sec, hates Tuesdays more than mondays.",Hmm..care to elaborate on the Tuesday thing?,"Mondays are my short days, Tuesdays not so much."
50031,Hmm..care to elaborate on the Tuesday thing?,"Mondays are my short days, Tuesdays not so much.","Makes sense. I have Mondays off. By the way, what does ""go flyers"" mean?"
50032,"Mondays are my short days, Tuesdays not so much.","Makes sense. I have Mondays off. By the way, what does ""go flyers"" mean?","Philadelphia Flyers, favorite hockey team!"
50033,"Makes sense. I have Mondays off. By the way, what does ""go flyers"" mean?","Philadelphia Flyers, favorite hockey team!","Ah okay, but how did you get it by your name?"
50034,"Philadelphia Flyers, favorite hockey team!","Ah okay, but how did you get it by your name?","Oh if you're on desktop there should be a ""flair"" option on the sidebar."
50035,"Ah okay, but how did you get it by your name?","Oh if you're on desktop there should be a ""flair"" option on the sidebar.",I'll have to figure that out at some point.
50036,"I unknowingly became friends with a drug kingpin, and his outlook on life and such changed my personal views and the way I thought.",This is so wholesome. I hope you're both doing well with yourselves.,"Thanks, I’m doing better than ever! Hope youre doing good too"
50037,This is so wholesome. I hope you're both doing well with yourselves.,"Thanks, I’m doing better than ever! Hope youre doing good too",I am thank you :)
50038,"Thanks, I’m doing better than ever! Hope youre doing good too",I am thank you :),wtf
50039,"I unknowingly became friends with a drug kingpin, and his outlook on life and such changed my personal views and the way I thought.",Plot twist: OP is the kingpin,Your username says it all
50040,Plot twist: OP is the kingpin,Your username says it all,most indubitably
50041,"I unknowingly became friends with a drug kingpin, and his outlook on life and such changed my personal views and the way I thought.",Holy shit dude you were friends with NoHo Hank,"NoHo Hank was the best part of Barry, if you ask me."
50042,Holy shit dude you were friends with NoHo Hank,"NoHo Hank was the best part of Barry, if you ask me.",He's definitely one of my favorite characters.
50043,I don't really get why so many people love The Office,I only watched it for the girl with the huge knockers.,Now I'm just wondering what this means...
50044,I only watched it for the girl with the huge knockers.,Now I'm just wondering what this means...,what what means?
50045,Now I'm just wondering what this means...,what what means?,"""the girl with the huge knockers"" !"
50046,What are your plans for this weekend ?,"Nada. Clean, read, write, perhaps go to the gardens or for a drive.","Yea, I mean its something to do at least."
50047,"Nada. Clean, read, write, perhaps go to the gardens or for a drive.","Yea, I mean its something to do at least.",I’m also working on a quilt for charity
50048,"Yea, I mean its something to do at least.",I’m also working on a quilt for charity,"Nice, what type of quilt you going for? And what cause are you supporting?"
50049,I’m also working on a quilt for charity,"Nice, what type of quilt you going for? And what cause are you supporting?",My local neighborhood silent auction and a baby quilt. Something easy for both.
50050,"I'm 32 years old, and I'm still grateful that I don't have to do homework.",Good luck with the taxes,"Everyone does taxes, son"
50051,Good luck with the taxes,"Everyone does taxes, son",Not students in school
50052,"Everyone does taxes, son",Not students in school,Do you do your taxes every single day?
50053,"My grown, business man neighbor is riding a unicycle up and down his driveway",Your post made me smile.  Thank you!,Mission accomplished!
50054,Your post made me smile.  Thank you!,Mission accomplished!,"I laughed my ass off. Thanks OP, you helped me lighten my mood on a stressful day."
50055,Your post made me smile.  Thank you!,Mission accomplished!,The only thing better OP would be a video. Any chance?
50056,"My grown, business man neighbor is riding a unicycle up and down his driveway",Your post made me smile.  Thank you!,Same here!
50057,Your post made me smile.  Thank you!,Same here!,Same here^2
50058,Same here!,Same here^2,Same here^3
50059,Same here^2,Same here^3,"Is same multiplicative or exponential?

e^same"
50060,Same here^3,"Is same multiplicative or exponential?

e^same",well played
50061,Same here^2,Same here^3,Same here^4
50062,"My grown, business man neighbor is riding a unicycle up and down his driveway",You just added some joy to his life lol,I think he added more to mine!
50063,You just added some joy to his life lol,I think he added more to mine!,Never too old to enjoy the simple things :)
50064,My husband is finally ready for kids and wants to start trying to get pregnant!!!,We get it you have sex,"Yes, lots and lots of it and now with the added bonus of potentially creating life. 😁😁😁"
50065,We get it you have sex,"Yes, lots and lots of it and now with the added bonus of potentially creating life. 😁😁😁",Stop flexing on me please I can't take it anymore
50066,"I upvote benign comments sitting at 0 or lower such as ""Lmao"" that usually get downvoted",Lmao,🎖️
50067,Lmao,🎖️,Greatly appreciated stranger!
50068,"I upvote benign comments sitting at 0 or lower such as ""Lmao"" that usually get downvoted",Lmao,Scrolled down to the bottom looking for this comment
50069,Lmao,Scrolled down to the bottom looking for this comment,"Somebody had to do it, I shall carry the burden"
50070,"I upvote benign comments sitting at 0 or lower such as ""Lmao"" that usually get downvoted",You sir... you deserve some gold. I wish I could give you some,"I've already got some, friend! No need to worry!"
50071,You sir... you deserve some gold. I wish I could give you some,"I've already got some, friend! No need to worry!","Oh, hooray!"
50072,"I've already got some, friend! No need to worry!","Oh, hooray!",Want some silver?
50073,"Oh, hooray!",Want some silver?,"Oh, you are too kind! I can't accept! 😊

Keep it for something you find that deserves it!"
50074,Want some silver?,"Oh, you are too kind! I can't accept! 😊

Keep it for something you find that deserves it!",Well then it's awfully convenient I ran into you!
50075,"Oh, you are too kind! I can't accept! 😊

Keep it for something you find that deserves it!",Well then it's awfully convenient I ran into you!,Aww you shouldn't have! 😄
50076,"I upvote benign comments sitting at 0 or lower such as ""Lmao"" that usually get downvoted",I have never downvoted anyone. I’m a people pleaser,"So long as you watch out for yourself, there's nothing wrong with making others happy."
50077,I have never downvoted anyone. I’m a people pleaser,"So long as you watch out for yourself, there's nothing wrong with making others happy.",🤗
50078,I lost my parents to illness and i really just want to talk about them,How old are you,23
50079,How old are you,23,Oh wow.  Do you have aunts or uncles you are close to?
50080,I lost my parents to illness and i really just want to talk about them,Where were your parents born? Where did they grow up?,They were both born in Ohio pretty close to each other. They grew up on the westside
50081,Where were your parents born? Where did they grow up?,They were both born in Ohio pretty close to each other. They grew up on the westside,I’m from Ohio!
50082,At 7:30 this morning I deployed out of a helicopter into 15-20ft seas and saved three people and a dog.,If i could buy you a beer (or a beverage of your choice) id be glad to,When I mentioned grocery isles. The main mission was beer. I'll consider this one from you. 🤘🏼
50083,If i could buy you a beer (or a beverage of your choice) id be glad to,When I mentioned grocery isles. The main mission was beer. I'll consider this one from you. 🤘🏼,May it be cold and delicious! 🤘
50084,At 7:30 this morning I deployed out of a helicopter into 15-20ft seas and saved three people and a dog.,What kind of dog though,"A 7lb Jackwahwah! 

Chihuahua-Jackrussell

Was super cute."
50085,What kind of dog though,"A 7lb Jackwahwah! 

Chihuahua-Jackrussell

Was super cute.",Hahah never heard that mix name before. Well good job today!
50086,I'm gonna get a meal in to menu in the restaurant I work at,Show us this dish. NOW!,Shut up Karen.
50087,Show us this dish. NOW!,Shut up Karen.,Although the recipe was free i demand a refund NOW
50088,I'm gonna get a meal in to menu in the restaurant I work at,Do you mean sous chef?,"Yes, English is my second language still got a lot of words to learn"
50089,Do you mean sous chef?,"Yes, English is my second language still got a lot of words to learn","כל סבבה, גבר. אני הבנתי. בהצלחה!"
50090,Do you mean sous chef?,"Yes, English is my second language still got a lot of words to learn",That's French though
50091,Im proud of myself,*hug*,*hugs back*
50092,*hug*,*hugs back*,*loving hug*
50093,Thunderstorms are amazing.,"I play thunderstorm sounds on my phone the entire time I’m asleep, every night.",I would sleep with you anytime.
50094,"I play thunderstorm sounds on my phone the entire time I’m asleep, every night.",I would sleep with you anytime.,THAT WHENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK
50095,I would sleep with you anytime.,THAT WHENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK,0 to 30 at most.
50096,THAT WHENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK,0 to 30 at most.,If you insist
50097,I would sleep with you anytime.,THAT WHENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK,I’m simply saying that I would sleep with them. I sleep well with those sounds.
50098,THAT WHENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK,I’m simply saying that I would sleep with them. I sleep well with those sounds.,"I know, it just sounds like something... else"
50099,I’m simply saying that I would sleep with them. I sleep well with those sounds.,"I know, it just sounds like something... else",That’s the funny part.
50100,"I know, it just sounds like something... else",That’s the funny part.,Precisely.
50101,"I play thunderstorm sounds on my phone the entire time I’m asleep, every night.",I would sleep with you anytime.,Username checks out
50102,Thunderstorms are amazing.,I created a chat,Yeah I saw that. I’m writing. Can’t write and chat. Throws my train of thought out the window.
50103,I created a chat,Yeah I saw that. I’m writing. Can’t write and chat. Throws my train of thought out the window.,You can never multi task its not possible
50104,Today I saw an introvert trying to step out of his comfort zone,Good guy OP nice job lookin out for humanity,"Thank you, u/NeckbeardVirgin69"
50105,Good guy OP nice job lookin out for humanity,"Thank you, u/NeckbeardVirgin69",This might actually fit the description of /r/rimjob_steve
50106,"Thank you, u/NeckbeardVirgin69",This might actually fit the description of /r/rimjob_steve,Indeed
50107,Good guy OP nice job lookin out for humanity,"Thank you, u/NeckbeardVirgin69",Why did I just misread your username for NeckTurd hahahaha
50108,Good guy OP nice job lookin out for humanity,"Thank you, u/NeckbeardVirgin69",I know this is a compliment but I see this as an insult
50109,Today I saw an introvert trying to step out of his comfort zone,And people say alcohol can't solve anything. Pssh,"I mean, it's literally a solution ;)"
50110,And people say alcohol can't solve anything. Pssh,"I mean, it's literally a solution ;)",Queue Ozzy song and sepia filter.
50111,Today I saw an introvert trying to step out of his comfort zone,Not in my city - people would walk over your cold corpse before talking to you,"That sounds wonderful. Where do you stay, i wanna move there"
50112,Not in my city - people would walk over your cold corpse before talking to you,"That sounds wonderful. Where do you stay, i wanna move there",Why where you stay lol mauka or makai
50113,Today I saw an introvert trying to step out of his comfort zone,"Why do you type out every word except ""rly""?","Idk tbh, its just a habit i guess"
50114,"Why do you type out every word except ""rly""?","Idk tbh, its just a habit i guess",Lol ikr
50115,Today I saw an introvert trying to step out of his comfort zone,Your grammar gives me a headache.,Glad thats what u got out of this lol
50116,Your grammar gives me a headache.,Glad thats what u got out of this lol,They're being anal. You communicated just fine.
50117,Today I saw an introvert trying to step out of his comfort zone,"Possibly unpopular statement but introverts don't necessarily need ""fixing""",No one said they do
50118,"Possibly unpopular statement but introverts don't necessarily need ""fixing""",No one said they do,Why were you impressed by this person?
50119,my friend asked me if i had ever had a girlfriend,"You go mah duuude.

Party on, and be excellent.",Party on and be excellent. I love this. Makes me feel all warm and 90’s.
50120,"You go mah duuude.

Party on, and be excellent.",Party on and be excellent. I love this. Makes me feel all warm and 90’s.,&lt;333
50121,"You go mah duuude.

Party on, and be excellent.",Party on and be excellent. I love this. Makes me feel all warm and 90’s.,Tbh when I feel like I'm in the 90's it's usually not a positive feeling but I agree with you
50122,Party on and be excellent. I love this. Makes me feel all warm and 90’s.,Tbh when I feel like I'm in the 90's it's usually not a positive feeling but I agree with you,Oh man the 90s were kind of the good old days when you still had to keep your mouth shut
50123,Tbh when I feel like I'm in the 90's it's usually not a positive feeling but I agree with you,Oh man the 90s were kind of the good old days when you still had to keep your mouth shut,"I think he's making a joke, as in he feels 90 years old?"
50124,Oh man the 90s were kind of the good old days when you still had to keep your mouth shut,"I think he's making a joke, as in he feels 90 years old?",Oh no I meant 1990-1999
50125,"I think he's making a joke, as in he feels 90 years old?",Oh no I meant 1990-1999,"......

Yes I'm aware of what you were doing. I'm telling you he was making a joke."
50126,Oh no I meant 1990-1999,"......

Yes I'm aware of what you were doing. I'm telling you he was making a joke.",Oh so sorry! Yeah ok I see it now
50127,"......

Yes I'm aware of what you were doing. I'm telling you he was making a joke.",Oh so sorry! Yeah ok I see it now,Lol it's all good.
50128,"You go mah duuude.

Party on, and be excellent.",Party on and be excellent. I love this. Makes me feel all warm and 90’s.,It’s like a Wayne Campbell and Bill S Preston Esquire sentence of combined most excellence
50129,Party on and be excellent. I love this. Makes me feel all warm and 90’s.,It’s like a Wayne Campbell and Bill S Preston Esquire sentence of combined most excellence,I was just thinking it sounded like a Bill And Ted line!!!
50130,my friend asked me if i had ever had a girlfriend,Good for you! Be yourself.,thank you &lt;3
50131,Good for you! Be yourself.,thank you &lt;3,You're welcome! Now go be the best you that you can be.
50132,my friend asked me if i had ever had a girlfriend,ur a dude or a girl?,"ur a dude or dirl?
FTFY."
50133,ur a dude or a girl?,"ur a dude or dirl?
FTFY.",gude or dirl
50134,my friend asked me if i had ever had a girlfriend,Wow that’s so good!! Surround yourself with people that accept who you are,it made me so happy &lt;3
50135,Wow that’s so good!! Surround yourself with people that accept who you are,it made me so happy &lt;3,I sincerely wish you continue to be happy :)
50136,it made me so happy &lt;3,I sincerely wish you continue to be happy :),Enforce happiness with an iron fist
50137,I sincerely wish you continue to be happy :),Enforce happiness with an iron fist,\*USSR anthem plays\*
50138,my friend asked me if i had ever had a girlfriend,"Sorry, I'm confused - what gender are you?",i’m a girl
50139,"Sorry, I'm confused - what gender are you?",i’m a girl,"Okay, I understand. I’m glad you’re glad!"
50140,my friend asked me if i had ever had a girlfriend,Any luck catching someone?,lmao nope
50141,Any luck catching someone?,lmao nope,well good luck to that :3 and grats to you for having such accepting comrade/s
50142,my friend asked me if i had ever had a girlfriend,That's not good. You're supposed to only like Girls.,That's not good. You're supposed to support the LGBTQ.
50143,That's not good. You're supposed to only like Girls.,That's not good. You're supposed to support the LGBTQ.,Aw come on you silly goose. No one in their right mind supports that movement.
50144,"Redditors, let's play a game!","I have eidetic(photographic) memory 

I'm an only child

I'm an orphan","Because the two others are oddly specific, #2 seems like the fake one"
50145,"I have eidetic(photographic) memory 

I'm an only child

I'm an orphan","Because the two others are oddly specific, #2 seems like the fake one","I wish i had 1, but that's false"
50146,"Because the two others are oddly specific, #2 seems like the fake one","I wish i had 1, but that's false",Now you have to tell me about your memory. How do you use it ?
50147,"I wish i had 1, but that's false",Now you have to tell me about your memory. How do you use it ?,I think you misread my comment
50148,Now you have to tell me about your memory. How do you use it ?,I think you misread my comment,Ooh my bad. Well you aren’t an orphan...
50149,"Redditors, let's play a game!","i speak french

i have french citizenship

i have been to France",You haven’t been to France right ?
50150,"i speak french

i have french citizenship

i have been to France",You haven’t been to France right ?,"wrong, i dont have citizenship"
50151,You haven’t been to France right ?,"wrong, i dont have citizenship","Oh, you’re an expat ?"
50152,"wrong, i dont have citizenship","Oh, you’re an expat ?","no,been to France as a kid and in Erasmus"
50153,"Oh, you’re an expat ?","no,been to France as a kid and in Erasmus",Oh nice!
50154,"Redditors, let's play a game!","I've had brain surgery

I don't have wisdom teeth.

I'm allergic to peanuts.",You aren’t allergic to peanuts ?
50155,"I've had brain surgery

I don't have wisdom teeth.

I'm allergic to peanuts.",You aren’t allergic to peanuts ?,Correct
50156,You aren’t allergic to peanuts ?,Correct,Now did they extract wisdom teeth from your brain ?
50157,Correct,Now did they extract wisdom teeth from your brain ?,"Lol, no, it was a brain tumor and I never had wisdom teeth to extract to begin with."
50158,My daughter's first experience in a Uber.,I have never and will never use an Uber.,Why not?
50159,I have never and will never use an Uber.,Why not?,"I find that cabbies tend to be minorities from out of the country, I like that."
50160,Why not?,"I find that cabbies tend to be minorities from out of the country, I like that.","Took ~20 uber in my life, and all of them except 1 ! were from north Africa."
50161,"I find that cabbies tend to be minorities from out of the country, I like that.","Took ~20 uber in my life, and all of them except 1 ! were from north Africa.",Interesting. Do you live in a coastal city?
50162,"Took ~20 uber in my life, and all of them except 1 ! were from north Africa.",Interesting. Do you live in a coastal city?,"I live in France. It's the.same in most cities, and a well-known fact here."
50163,Why not?,"I find that cabbies tend to be minorities from out of the country, I like that.",That has changed. A lot of uber drivers are minorities now.
50164,"I find that cabbies tend to be minorities from out of the country, I like that.",That has changed. A lot of uber drivers are minorities now.,Maybe. But Texas isn’t very diverse.
50165,That has changed. A lot of uber drivers are minorities now.,Maybe. But Texas isn’t very diverse.,Oh I see.
50166,That has changed. A lot of uber drivers are minorities now.,Maybe. But Texas isn’t very diverse.,Texas is the 4th most diverse state in America
50167,Maybe. But Texas isn’t very diverse.,Texas is the 4th most diverse state in America,Ok.
50168,Why not?,"I find that cabbies tend to be minorities from out of the country, I like that.",That’s a weird preference my dude.
50169,My daughter's first experience in a Uber.,Tell her to only get into cars with strangers when she's with you or when you tell her.,Oh I did. I explained it more to her after some one the comments with helpful tips.
50170,Tell her to only get into cars with strangers when she's with you or when you tell her.,Oh I did. I explained it more to her after some one the comments with helpful tips.,Awesome.  I too was very literal when I was her age.  Props she seems like a sharp kid.
50171,I have homework due in an hour so hmu,What kind of homework is it?,"Calculus, end my suffering."
50172,What kind of homework is it?,"Calculus, end my suffering.","Oh, jeez. Lol. Hope it wasn't too hard. I suck HARD at math and whatever has numbers in it."
50173,"Calculus, end my suffering.","Oh, jeez. Lol. Hope it wasn't too hard. I suck HARD at math and whatever has numbers in it.","Me too, dude. It gets even worse when they throw in letters."
50174,"Oh, jeez. Lol. Hope it wasn't too hard. I suck HARD at math and whatever has numbers in it.","Me too, dude. It gets even worse when they throw in letters.","I start college next year, and I feel like I'm already procrastinating."
50175,I have homework due in an hour so hmu,Have you ever wondered what those things at the end of a shoelace are called?,"They’re called aglets, Phineas and Ferb taught me that one."
50176,Have you ever wondered what those things at the end of a shoelace are called?,"They’re called aglets, Phineas and Ferb taught me that one.","Phineas and Ferb also taught me what a platypus was, that show was crack for me"
50177,What are you all up to right now?,"I started watching the second season of Stranger Things, and now am peeing",Hope your piss was a good one
50178,"I started watching the second season of Stranger Things, and now am peeing",Hope your piss was a good one,It was
50179,What are you all up to right now?,Laying in bed trying to go to sleep but I can’t get this girl off my mind,Is she a friend? Co-worker?
50180,Laying in bed trying to go to sleep but I can’t get this girl off my mind,Is she a friend? Co-worker?,She’s a friend. She’s so freaking amazing and never fails to make me smile
50181,Is she a friend? Co-worker?,She’s a friend. She’s so freaking amazing and never fails to make me smile,How long have you known her? Do you think you can make it work?
50182,Woman stopped next to me at a red light yelled at me to tell me I'm beautiful.,It's wonderful when woman lift each other up 💜,The world needs more women like this!
50183,It's wonderful when woman lift each other up 💜,The world needs more women like this!,People
50184,The world needs more women like this!,People,You're right. People*
50185,Woman stopped next to me at a red light yelled at me to tell me I'm beautiful.,"lemme guess, if a man did the exact same thing you'd be either weirded out or just tell him off.",Depends on context I suppose
50186,"lemme guess, if a man did the exact same thing you'd be either weirded out or just tell him off.",Depends on context I suppose,"hot guy = good


ugly guy = weird/creepy"
50187,Woman stopped next to me at a red light yelled at me to tell me I'm beautiful.,"Imagine crying about having acne, oof","Imagine being a human.... Oh wait, you're a robot. MY BAD!"
50188,"Imagine crying about having acne, oof","Imagine being a human.... Oh wait, you're a robot. MY BAD!",What? It’s just seems a really weird thing to have a meltdown.
50189,Anyone else love autumn time?,"Yeah, i love the winter more but autumn is nice",How come you like the winter so much? Just out of curiosity
50190,"Yeah, i love the winter more but autumn is nice",How come you like the winter so much? Just out of curiosity,I like the cold but mosquitoes dying is a plus
50191,Anyone else love autumn time?,Sweater season!!!!!!!,Yes!!! Big long sleeve sweaters!!
50192,Sweater season!!!!!!!,Yes!!! Big long sleeve sweaters!!,Yassssss
50193,What is the most interesting thing about you?,I have a rare disorder called distichiasis.,I just googled it! Is it really irritating to the eye? It looks like it would be:(
50194,I have a rare disorder called distichiasis.,I just googled it! Is it really irritating to the eye? It looks like it would be:(,"Not really,I just sometimes wake up with a couple of eyelashes inside my eye."
50195,What is the most interesting thing about you?,"Hmm, the most interesting thing about me... I published a Slovak cookbook.",Wow! Congratulations. Which dish was your favourite?
50196,"Hmm, the most interesting thing about me... I published a Slovak cookbook.",Wow! Congratulations. Which dish was your favourite?,Can't go wrong with a goulash stew! :) Or Chicken Paprika
50197,Wow! Congratulations. Which dish was your favourite?,Can't go wrong with a goulash stew! :) Or Chicken Paprika,Both sound great!
50198,What is the most interesting thing about you?,I have a bifid uvula.,"Huh! I wasn’t aware that was a thing until now. Also, cool name!"
50199,I have a bifid uvula.,"Huh! I wasn’t aware that was a thing until now. Also, cool name!",🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
50200,"Honestly, I’m drunk right now and have never ever posted on this sub and I just wanna talk to some people about totally random topics. So ask some completely random questions and I’m down to answer whatever you wanna know!",What's your favorite breakfast?,Hard to my momma’s pancakes and French toast. I’m a sucker for some good pancakes.
50201,What's your favorite breakfast?,Hard to my momma’s pancakes and French toast. I’m a sucker for some good pancakes.,French toast sounds so good rn
50202,Hard to my momma’s pancakes and French toast. I’m a sucker for some good pancakes.,French toast sounds so good rn,"I only recently started liking French toast too, within the past two years or so."
50203,French toast sounds so good rn,"I only recently started liking French toast too, within the past two years or so.",You didn't like it before? French Toast is the best breakfast food in my opinion
50204,My mom was declared cancer free but I come here with a PSA,Very important advice,"Thanks.

Had a cotton pad stuck up my ass for nothing but glad anyway."
50205,Very important advice,"Thanks.

Had a cotton pad stuck up my ass for nothing but glad anyway.",Look at the bright side. I know it sounds like empty words
50206,My mom was declared cancer free but I come here with a PSA,Going now,Thumbs up and fingers crossed.
50207,Going now,Thumbs up and fingers crossed.,"Fingers crossed seems unnecessarily rough. 

All jokes aside, thanks for the PSA :)."
50208,My mom was declared cancer free but I come here with a PSA,I'm so self conscious of my breath it smells alot...,Have you looked in the back of your throat with a light? You might have tonsil stones.
50209,I'm so self conscious of my breath it smells alot...,Have you looked in the back of your throat with a light? You might have tonsil stones.,No I'm just a child
50210,My mom was declared cancer free but I come here with a PSA,"Honestly good advice, but I'm here for a good time not a long time",Won't be that good of a time with a preventable illness.
50211,"Honestly good advice, but I'm here for a good time not a long time",Won't be that good of a time with a preventable illness.,I wont live long enough to get any illnesses tbh.
50212,Won't be that good of a time with a preventable illness.,I wont live long enough to get any illnesses tbh.,Why? Are you planning on offing yourself?
50213,Won't be that good of a time with a preventable illness.,I wont live long enough to get any illnesses tbh.,"*wacks with newspaper*

BAD, Bad Jeff. Go to the doctor."
50214,I wont live long enough to get any illnesses tbh.,"*wacks with newspaper*

BAD, Bad Jeff. Go to the doctor.",I mean honestly I would but i haven't had health insurance since 2017
50215,Won't be that good of a time with a preventable illness.,I wont live long enough to get any illnesses tbh.,"Oh the folly of youth.

There is a huge gradient between alive and dead."
50216,I wont live long enough to get any illnesses tbh.,"Oh the folly of youth.

There is a huge gradient between alive and dead.",What do you mean exactly.
50217,My mom was declared cancer free but I come here with a PSA,I really can’t afford to see a doctor,Sorry to be blunt but funerals ain't cheap either.
50218,I really can’t afford to see a doctor,Sorry to be blunt but funerals ain't cheap either.,Its cheaper than what it cost for me to take a 5 mile trip in an ambulance to the hospital
50219,Sorry to be blunt but funerals ain't cheap either.,Its cheaper than what it cost for me to take a 5 mile trip in an ambulance to the hospital,Dude then walk while you still can.
50220,Its cheaper than what it cost for me to take a 5 mile trip in an ambulance to the hospital,Dude then walk while you still can.,K 👍
50221,My mom was declared cancer free but I come here with a PSA,Just had mine removed in the last week. So fucking lucky it was caught early.,Good for you!
50222,Just had mine removed in the last week. So fucking lucky it was caught early.,Good for you!,High five!
50223,Good for you!,High five!,🖐
50224,High five!,🖐,Uplifting conversation - had to double check I was on reddit for a moment 😂
50225,Does everyone here has a SO?,"I don’t 

.

.

.

.

.

.

But I am 14",God is...... 14?
50226,"I don’t 

.

.

.

.

.

.

But I am 14",God is...... 14?,Sure
50227,Does everyone here has a SO?,Yes.  Met in HS.  Got married many yrs later,Is HS a game? Hearthstone?
50228,Yes.  Met in HS.  Got married many yrs later,Is HS a game? Hearthstone?,High school
50229,Does everyone here has a SO?,I make love to your sister,Oh that's great. She needs some love
50230,I make love to your sister,Oh that's great. She needs some love,She really knows how to slurp my knob
50231,Does everyone here has a SO?,What the hell does SO even mean?,Significant other
50232,What the hell does SO even mean?,Significant other,"Oh yeah, thanks; I figured it out a week ago and forgot it."
50233,"My friends called me famous for having two followers on Twitter, they are the two followers",I call them friends,Bestest of friends
50234,I call them friends,Bestest of friends,Aka what i dont have
50235,"My friends called me famous for having two followers on Twitter, they are the two followers","Those are some really nice friends, I envy you :)","Thanks, they really are. Don't you have someone like that though?"
50236,"Those are some really nice friends, I envy you :)","Thanks, they really are. Don't you have someone like that though?","Well, I guess I used to? They were never this wholesome though :D"
50237,I have made it to day 3!,I obviously don't know you but I'm proud. I hope you keep it up :),Thanks!
50238,I obviously don't know you but I'm proud. I hope you keep it up :),Thanks!,Proud of you my my dude. Also do you play league? Your username haha
50239,Thanks!,Proud of you my my dude. Also do you play league? Your username haha,Thanks and no my username is my name on ps4 though
50240,Thanks!,Proud of you my my dude. Also do you play league? Your username haha,I play d2 and apex and dead by daylight
50241,I have made it to day 3!,Its my 13th day of no smoking.,Good job!
50242,Its my 13th day of no smoking.,Good job!,Thank you.
50243,I have made it to day 3!,Its my 13th day of no smoking.,Fantastic!
50244,Its my 13th day of no smoking.,Fantastic!,Feels Fantastic !
50245,I just won $100 on a slot machine.,"Well, i remember my dad loossing 1k in one night, when he won 500",That's how they get you!
50246,"Well, i remember my dad loossing 1k in one night, when he won 500",That's how they get you!,[removed]
50247,I just won $100 on a slot machine.,"Nice, don't do it ever again lol",We'll see about that
50248,"Nice, don't do it ever again lol",We'll see about that,"You were extremely lucky, take your win and don't look back"
50249,"My toddler saw a turtle and, without prompting, called it a “terradoom.” And I’m not sure that I want to correct him.",Terradoom sounds like a turtle-based Pokémon name to be completely honest haha.,I immediately thought of Torterra when he said it.
50250,Terradoom sounds like a turtle-based Pokémon name to be completely honest haha.,I immediately thought of Torterra when he said it.,That was my immediate though reading it
50251,"My toddler saw a turtle and, without prompting, called it a “terradoom.” And I’m not sure that I want to correct him.","Post to /r/rimworld 

Dont ask why, would take to long and make us sound weird, just go with it.","Not asking why, but just make this exact text post there?

I’m not against it."
50252,"Post to /r/rimworld 

Dont ask why, would take to long and make us sound weird, just go with it.","Not asking why, but just make this exact text post there?

I’m not against it.",Yup
50253,"Not asking why, but just make this exact text post there?

I’m not against it.",Yup,Done.
50254,I stood up for a lady on the bus a few weeks ago and pissed off the guy that was harassing her,Thank you for choosing solidarity.,[Tylko jeśli pochodzą ze smażonymi ziemniakami lub kurczakiem. (Dzięki Google tłumacz)]
50255,Thank you for choosing solidarity.,[Tylko jeśli pochodzą ze smażonymi ziemniakami lub kurczakiem. (Dzięki Google tłumacz)],co masz na myśli smażone ziemniaki lub kurczaka
50256,[Tylko jeśli pochodzą ze smażonymi ziemniakami lub kurczakiem. (Dzięki Google tłumacz)],co masz na myśli smażone ziemniaki lub kurczaka,Tasty
50257,I stood up for a lady on the bus a few weeks ago and pissed off the guy that was harassing her,Thank you for choosing solidarity.,Solidarity?
50258,Thank you for choosing solidarity.,Solidarity?,pandorum ;))
50259,I stood up for a lady on the bus a few weeks ago and pissed off the guy that was harassing her,Tldr pls???,title is the tldr
50260,Tldr pls???,title is the tldr,Nvm
50261,I stood up for a lady on the bus a few weeks ago and pissed off the guy that was harassing her,Did she continue to ride the bus?,We got off together at the next stop :) it was a stop early for me but I don't mind
50262,Did she continue to ride the bus?,We got off together at the next stop :) it was a stop early for me but I don't mind,No did she come back the next day and thereafter?
50263,We got off together at the next stop :) it was a stop early for me but I don't mind,No did she come back the next day and thereafter?,I haven't seen her since
50264,No did she come back the next day and thereafter?,I haven't seen her since,Uh oh
50265,No did she come back the next day and thereafter?,I haven't seen her since,Sad
50266,Just got an amazing job offer. I've doubled my salary in two years. Oh and I'm a high school dropout with no degree.,"Hey, that’s awesome! Congratulations!",Thank you so much I'm honestly still in shock. Thank you for commenting!
50267,"Hey, that’s awesome! Congratulations!",Thank you so much I'm honestly still in shock. Thank you for commenting!,"Hey, I love a good come-up story, and any reason to celebrate. This is most definitely both!!"
50268,Thank you so much I'm honestly still in shock. Thank you for commenting!,"Hey, I love a good come-up story, and any reason to celebrate. This is most definitely both!!",😁❤️
50269,Just got an amazing job offer. I've doubled my salary in two years. Oh and I'm a high school dropout with no degree.,Congrats man .....,Thank you!
50270,Congrats man .....,Thank you!,"Woah.....i didn't expect you to reply

Well take care of yourself and enjoy life to the fullest"
50271,Thank you!,"Woah.....i didn't expect you to reply

Well take care of yourself and enjoy life to the fullest","Thanks, same to you!"
50272,Just got an amazing job offer. I've doubled my salary in two years. Oh and I'm a high school dropout with no degree.,"You did it, and I'm proud of you. We all are.",Thank you so much! 😍
50273,"You did it, and I'm proud of you. We all are.",Thank you so much! 😍,✨✨✨✨
50274,Just got an amazing job offer. I've doubled my salary in two years. Oh and I'm a high school dropout with no degree.,Congrats! Hope the job is worth it. What is the job out of curiosity?,I updated the post to explain a little more about it :)
50275,Congrats! Hope the job is worth it. What is the job out of curiosity?,I updated the post to explain a little more about it :),Thanks! I will check it out.
50276,Just got an amazing job offer. I've doubled my salary in two years. Oh and I'm a high school dropout with no degree.,Hard work doesn't pay off but sometimes you get lucky,"You're entitled to think that, but I respectfully disagree."
50277,Hard work doesn't pay off but sometimes you get lucky,"You're entitled to think that, but I respectfully disagree.","Sorry, I was just feeling a little toxic and frustrated. congrats!"
50278,"You're entitled to think that, but I respectfully disagree.","Sorry, I was just feeling a little toxic and frustrated. congrats!",No worries my dude. Its rough out there and I get it. I hope you have a great day today.
50279,Just got an amazing job offer. I've doubled my salary in two years. Oh and I'm a high school dropout with no degree.,Can I ask why you dropped out of high school? Not to be rude just curious. I dropped out as well,"No worries, it's not rude at all! I updated the post to explain why in more detail."
50280,Can I ask why you dropped out of high school? Not to be rude just curious. I dropped out as well,"No worries, it's not rude at all! I updated the post to explain why in more detail.",Good stuff! I dropped out bc I became an addict and an alcoholic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
50281,Just got an amazing job offer. I've doubled my salary in two years. Oh and I'm a high school dropout with no degree.,What did you go from 100 dollars a year to 200,You're very funny.
50282,What did you go from 100 dollars a year to 200,You're very funny.,Thanks it was a joke no malicious
50283,Just got an amazing job offer. I've doubled my salary in two years. Oh and I'm a high school dropout with no degree.,Well done lad!,Lass* and thank you!
50284,Well done lad!,Lass* and thank you!,"Way to go , Lass!! lol"
50285,Lass* and thank you!,"Way to go , Lass!! lol",Thank you!
50286,Am I the only one who loves thunderstorms?,Thunderstorms are pretty common to enjoy/admire.,Not in my corner of the globe 😕
50287,Thunderstorms are pretty common to enjoy/admire.,Not in my corner of the globe 😕,"Desert, rainforest, or other?"
50288,Whats for Dinner?,"🐔🍚🍳
Chicken rice stir-fry",ooo stir fry sounds like a possibility.
50289,"🐔🍚🍳
Chicken rice stir-fry",ooo stir fry sounds like a possibility.,I'll send some your way.
50290,ooo stir fry sounds like a possibility.,I'll send some your way.,haha thanks.
50291,Whats for Dinner?,Just eggs.  I'm on a budget and I can get a 60 egg box for 5 bucks at Walmart,Get a giant bag of rice and a bottle of soy sauce. Goes great with eggs.
50292,Just eggs.  I'm on a budget and I can get a 60 egg box for 5 bucks at Walmart,Get a giant bag of rice and a bottle of soy sauce. Goes great with eggs.,Too many carbs :(
50293,Day 1 no smoking :/,Well done!!!!!! Keep up the amazing work. You’re a rock star.,Thank you :)
50294,Well done!!!!!! Keep up the amazing work. You’re a rock star.,Thank you :),It gets easier with time. If you start smoking again don't stress or beat yourself up about
50295,Day 1 no smoking :/,If it makes you feel any better you already did the hardest part.,I dont feel like it to be honest
50296,If it makes you feel any better you already did the hardest part.,I dont feel like it to be honest,Getting past a morning smoke sounds like it would be hard to me. Keep on going :)
50297,Day 1 no smoking :/,Hope you made it through the day!,I did posted an update
50298,Hope you made it through the day!,I did posted an update,Awesome! Keep it up and good luck!
50299,Life is really great when you don't have high expectations.,It's all fun and games until there's kids and then your bills get huge.,Lmao that's why I'm not having kids.
50300,It's all fun and games until there's kids and then your bills get huge.,Lmao that's why I'm not having kids.,Alright then!
50301,I am super bored so let's play a game! Give me a song that defines you?,Broke by Will Jay,It's basically my position in life at the moment. Also it's pretty funny. 😂
50302,Broke by Will Jay,It's basically my position in life at the moment. Also it's pretty funny. 😂,Hey man our wallets can cough together 😂
50303,"This Year For Halloween, Please Be Considerate To Teenagers Out Trick-Or-Treating",u get a hug *hug*,Thank
50304,u get a hug *hug*,Thank,*giant hug*
50305,Thank,*giant hug*,Big thank
50306,*giant hug*,Big thank,"welcome, have a nice everything, have a life as great as you are"
50307,Big thank,"welcome, have a nice everything, have a life as great as you are",Likewise Friend. Have a wonderful halloween
50308,"welcome, have a nice everything, have a life as great as you are",Likewise Friend. Have a wonderful halloween,&lt;3 &lt;3
50309,"This Year For Halloween, Please Be Considerate To Teenagers Out Trick-Or-Treating","Hold up, is your name actually Phoenix? Am I not the only one?!","Yes it is, hello friend"
50310,"Hold up, is your name actually Phoenix? Am I not the only one?!","Yes it is, hello friend","Alright, sorry to say, we have to fight to the death, only the winner can remain Phoenix."
50311,"Yes it is, hello friend","Alright, sorry to say, we have to fight to the death, only the winner can remain Phoenix.",I agree Phoenix. What type of battle suits your fancy ?
50312,"Alright, sorry to say, we have to fight to the death, only the winner can remain Phoenix.",I agree Phoenix. What type of battle suits your fancy ?,I only do arena’s or bicycle jousting
50313,I agree Phoenix. What type of battle suits your fancy ?,I only do arena’s or bicycle jousting,Bicycle jousting is an honorable duel choice.
50314,"This Year For Halloween, Please Be Considerate To Teenagers Out Trick-Or-Treating",Thanks for the update.👹,You’re welcome ?
50315,Thanks for the update.👹,You’re welcome ?,(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
50316,"This Year For Halloween, Please Be Considerate To Teenagers Out Trick-Or-Treating","Ah yes, a fellow Arizonian",Colorado actually lol
50317,"Ah yes, a fellow Arizonian",Colorado actually lol,:(
50318,"This Year For Halloween, Please Be Considerate To Teenagers Out Trick-Or-Treating",Buy your own candy.,I can't afford to
50319,Buy your own candy.,I can't afford to,No hate. What’s your address? I’ll send you some. What’s your costume by the way?
50320,I can't afford to,No hate. What’s your address? I’ll send you some. What’s your costume by the way?,Me and my fiance are going as beetleguese and Lydia. And my address is 123 noneya lane
50321,No hate. What’s your address? I’ll send you some. What’s your costume by the way?,Me and my fiance are going as beetleguese and Lydia. And my address is 123 noneya lane,"Hahaha Beetlejuice, actually he’s from the Neitherworld. S&amp;H would be way to expensive."
50322,"This Year For Halloween, Please Be Considerate To Teenagers Out Trick-Or-Treating",No.,Have fun washung egg off your house.. :)
50323,No.,Have fun washung egg off your house.. :),Have fun getting shot with salt.
50324,"This Year For Halloween, Please Be Considerate To Teenagers Out Trick-Or-Treating",Kids this days.,Ok
50325,Kids this days.,Ok,"I'm only kidding my friend, I completely agree with you. My comment was completely sarcastic."
50326,"This Year For Halloween, Please Be Considerate To Teenagers Out Trick-Or-Treating","In my state, its illegal for teenagers to trick or treat lmao",What state are you in?
50327,"In my state, its illegal for teenagers to trick or treat lmao",What state are you in?,Virginia- it might just be my county but im pretty sure its the entire state
50328,"This Year For Halloween, Please Be Considerate To Teenagers Out Trick-Or-Treating","""dONt YoU hAvE a PaRtY tO bE aT?""

At 15 I did not. Thanks for reminding me",I’m sorry :(
50329,"""dONt YoU hAvE a PaRtY tO bE aT?""

At 15 I did not. Thanks for reminding me",I’m sorry :(,"Hey don't you apologize, I was blaming the snarky adults!"
50330,"This Year For Halloween, Please Be Considerate To Teenagers Out Trick-Or-Treating","I’m fourteen but I look 17,  and I dress as the dumbest thing I can find","Epic, what are you going as this year?"
50331,"I’m fourteen but I look 17,  and I dress as the dumbest thing I can find","Epic, what are you going as this year?",I am gong as kermit the frog if memory serves
50332,I’m in my late twenties and I still often imagine that I’m a female knight or Jedi warrior. What kind of things do you pretend?,I pretend to be happy.,Yuppppp.  I also pretend to have my life together.
50333,I pretend to be happy.,Yuppppp.  I also pretend to have my life together.,Sometimes I daydream about being a aerial killer also.
50334,Yuppppp.  I also pretend to have my life together.,Sometimes I daydream about being a aerial killer also.,"O.o 

Kill those aerial moves, yo.  You will someday be a trapeze artist."
50335,Sometimes I daydream about being a aerial killer also.,"O.o 

Kill those aerial moves, yo.  You will someday be a trapeze artist.",I have no idea what you just said lol
50336,Yuppppp.  I also pretend to have my life together.,Sometimes I daydream about being a aerial killer also.,Serial?
50337,"I just called my Grandma and when she answered the first thing she said was, ""well isn't this my lucky week??""",My grandparents and anyone elderly I knew growing up are dead and have been for a while.,I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you remember them fondly and smile when you do.
50338,My grandparents and anyone elderly I knew growing up are dead and have been for a while.,I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you remember them fondly and smile when you do.,Thank you.
50339,"I just called my Grandma and when she answered the first thing she said was, ""well isn't this my lucky week??""",I haven't talked to my grandma for years LOL,"HAHA   
  
  

  
/s"
50340,I haven't talked to my grandma for years LOL,"HAHA   
  
  

  
/s",That's the most passive aggressive /s I've ever seen
50341,"Damn, I really dislike Ross",Who?,That guy from friends
50342,Who?,That guy from friends,"ah okay.  Haven't seen it, but I know what it is"
50343,That guy from friends,"ah okay.  Haven't seen it, but I know what it is","Man that was not smart to say

*angry friends community incomming in*

*3*

*2*

*1*

;)"
50344,"Damn, I really dislike Ross",Rachael should’ve ended up with Joey.,"Absolutely, he was such a sweetheart to her when she was pregnant"
50345,Rachael should’ve ended up with Joey.,"Absolutely, he was such a sweetheart to her when she was pregnant","Joey may not be smart, but he is a very sweet and considerate guy! :)"
50346,I just made the best burger of my life.,So whatd you put on said smash burger?,"Caramelised onions, tomato and toasted brioche bun to top it off."
50347,So whatd you put on said smash burger?,"Caramelised onions, tomato and toasted brioche bun to top it off.",Brioche buns really are the best buns.
50348,"Caramelised onions, tomato and toasted brioche bun to top it off.",Brioche buns really are the best buns.,Yes!  Here's a LPT to try out:. Kings Hawaiian rolls as burger (slider) buns.  SO GOOD
50349,Brioche buns really are the best buns.,Yes!  Here's a LPT to try out:. Kings Hawaiian rolls as burger (slider) buns.  SO GOOD,Nice! Will do.
50350,Brioche buns really are the best buns.,Yes!  Here's a LPT to try out:. Kings Hawaiian rolls as burger (slider) buns.  SO GOOD,Too thick for my tastes but I have made 2 buns out of 1 roll. That was bangin.
50351,Brioche buns really are the best buns.,Yes!  Here's a LPT to try out:. Kings Hawaiian rolls as burger (slider) buns.  SO GOOD,"We have Hawaiian full size Buns where I am, we like do sweet and spicy burgers!"
50352,Yes!  Here's a LPT to try out:. Kings Hawaiian rolls as burger (slider) buns.  SO GOOD,"We have Hawaiian full size Buns where I am, we like do sweet and spicy burgers!","I don't know what you use, but I'm imagining a Caribbean jerk sauce would be awesome here"
50353,So whatd you put on said smash burger?,"Caramelised onions, tomato and toasted brioche bun to top it off.",Any cheese?
50354,"Caramelised onions, tomato and toasted brioche bun to top it off.",Any cheese?,yes always
50355,Any cheese?,yes always,I'm betting my money on some old sharp cheddar.
50356,So whatd you put on said smash burger?,"Caramelised onions, tomato and toasted brioche bun to top it off.","Damnit, it's those onions. I swear the best burgers always got them"
50357,So whatd you put on said smash burger?,"Caramelised onions, tomato and toasted brioche bun to top it off.",This guy burgers
50358,So whatd you put on said smash burger?,"Caramelised onions, tomato and toasted brioche bun to top it off.",Toasting that bun in butter just pushes that burger a notch above!!
50359,"Caramelised onions, tomato and toasted brioche bun to top it off.",Toasting that bun in butter just pushes that burger a notch above!!,Butter makes a better burger.
50360,So whatd you put on said smash burger?,"Caramelised onions, tomato and toasted brioche bun to top it off.",I love a lightly toasted bun on my burger
50361,So whatd you put on said smash burger?,"Caramelised onions, tomato and toasted brioche bun to top it off.",I usually do this too! I also add a dollop of red pesto and some mozarella.
50362,So whatd you put on said smash burger?,"Caramelised onions, tomato and toasted brioche bun to top it off.",3 types of burger by tasty?
50363,So whatd you put on said smash burger?,"Caramelised onions, tomato and toasted brioche bun to top it off.",Pro tip using that bun for sure. Can make it break a good burger.
50364,So whatd you put on said smash burger?,"Caramelised onions, tomato and toasted brioche bun to top it off.",ooo that sounds soo good !
50365,So whatd you put on said smash burger?,"Caramelised onions, tomato and toasted brioche bun to top it off.",You're making me hungry lol
50366,So whatd you put on said smash burger?,"Caramelised onions, tomato and toasted brioche bun to top it off.",Sounds delicious!
50367,So whatd you put on said smash burger?,"Caramelised onions, tomato and toasted brioche bun to top it off.",You had me at caramelized onions
50368,So whatd you put on said smash burger?,"Caramelised onions, tomato and toasted brioche bun to top it off.",No cheese?
50369,Netflix doesnt have lotr fellowship of the ring and I'm mad.,My country has fellowship and two towers but not return.,So weird! Why not just have them all??
50370,My country has fellowship and two towers but not return.,So weird! Why not just have them all??,Business bullshit I guess.
50371,So weird! Why not just have them all??,Business bullshit I guess.,I suppose.
50372,I got engaged last night and haven’t been able to sleep,"Congrats

I’m always envious of love for some reason","Me too. Mostly because i never experienced it.

Congrats to op. You sure seem like a lucky one."
50373,"Congrats

I’m always envious of love for some reason","Me too. Mostly because i never experienced it.

Congrats to op. You sure seem like a lucky one.",There are many of us! Might as well marry each other.
50374,"Congrats

I’m always envious of love for some reason","Me too. Mostly because i never experienced it.

Congrats to op. You sure seem like a lucky one.","Hey, here's the pity party!"
50375,"Me too. Mostly because i never experienced it.

Congrats to op. You sure seem like a lucky one.","Hey, here's the pity party!",Am I invited?!
50376,My roommate assaulted me and my girl left me...and I feel amazing?,That just means you didn’t really need them. Congrats on getting your life better!,Relationships need nurturing though. Long distance is hard. :-(
50377,That just means you didn’t really need them. Congrats on getting your life better!,Relationships need nurturing though. Long distance is hard. :-(,I’d argue long distance doesn’t really work at all
50378,My roommate assaulted me and my girl left me...and I feel amazing?,I’m also in Thailand and my life is falling apart haha,I just came back from Thailand and getting my shit together
50379,I’m also in Thailand and my life is falling apart haha,I just came back from Thailand and getting my shit together,How did you start getting it back together?
50380,My roommate assaulted me and my girl left me...and I feel amazing?,when u get rich af i could really use some money,"DM me, I’ll buy you dinner when I strike it rich 😂😁"
50381,when u get rich af i could really use some money,"DM me, I’ll buy you dinner when I strike it rich 😂😁",thanks
50382,My roommate assaulted me and my girl left me...and I feel amazing?,"Dude your account is 7 years old and you have 13,000 karma",Is that an issue?
50383,"Dude your account is 7 years old and you have 13,000 karma",Is that an issue?,It's just you have low karma for it that old
50384,My roommate assaulted me and my girl left me...and I feel amazing?,"Dude, same shit basically happened to me! Stay strong love!",You too friend! If you need to chat or vent DM me
50385,"Dude, same shit basically happened to me! Stay strong love!",You too friend! If you need to chat or vent DM me,Maybe!
50386,"I left the house, and went shopping in my own!",What did you get?,A used wii lol
50387,What did you get?,A used wii lol,Any games your looking forward to playing?
50388,A used wii lol,Any games your looking forward to playing?,"It didn't end up working, sadly. Although I am looking foward to borderlands 3"
50389,My neighbour is flying a skull and crossbones flag on a flagpole in his front yard and it’s just weird,Tampa Bay fan?,Perhaps. Although I’m in Australia
50390,Tampa Bay fan?,Perhaps. Although I’m in Australia,Oh boy probably not then lol. I’m sure it’s got a logical explanation
50391,Tampa Bay fan?,Perhaps. Although I’m in Australia,TIL that surprisingly most Australians *don't* fly pirate flags
50392,Perhaps. Although I’m in Australia,TIL that surprisingly most Australians *don't* fly pirate flags,Haha strange but true. First one I’ve seen ‘in the wild’
50393,My neighbour is flying a skull and crossbones flag on a flagpole in his front yard and it’s just weird,It's probably meant tongue-in-cheek. He may have recently become a fan of pirates.,Which would be an unlikely but kind of cool thing for him. I really hope it’s this!
50394,It's probably meant tongue-in-cheek. He may have recently become a fan of pirates.,Which would be an unlikely but kind of cool thing for him. I really hope it’s this!,Pittsburgh Pirate fan??
50395,"I just learned what ""see you"" ""not if I see you first"" means",Oh my gosh! I never knew this. Although it makes so much more sense now.,Glad it wasnt just me!
50396,Oh my gosh! I never knew this. Although it makes so much more sense now.,Glad it wasnt just me!,Definitely not!! Haha
50397,"I just learned what ""see you"" ""not if I see you first"" means",... Whelp. TIL.,"Yeah, English is a funny and weird language at times as a Seond-English speaker"
50398,... Whelp. TIL.,"Yeah, English is a funny and weird language at times as a Seond-English speaker","Yup, like that word ""whelp"". It means ""puppy""."
50399,"Yeah, English is a funny and weird language at times as a Seond-English speaker","Yup, like that word ""whelp"". It means ""puppy"".",To give birth to puppies...
50400,"I just learned what ""see you"" ""not if I see you first"" means","I didn't know until this very second.
I always interpreted it as enthusiasm. 😂","That's what I thought! I thought it was more like ""see you!"" ""Back at ya!"""
50401,"I didn't know until this very second.
I always interpreted it as enthusiasm. 😂","That's what I thought! I thought it was more like ""see you!"" ""Back at ya!""",I think it’s evolved to mean that instead! But now it seems very backhanded haha.
50402,"That's what I thought! I thought it was more like ""see you!"" ""Back at ya!""",I think it’s evolved to mean that instead! But now it seems very backhanded haha.,It’s evolved to be gentle ribbing. I’ve never heard it said out of real malice.
50403,"I just learned what ""see you"" ""not if I see you first"" means","I didn't know until this very second.
I always interpreted it as enthusiasm. 😂",Not sure I’m being whooshed but the word is euphemism FYI.
50404,"I didn't know until this very second.
I always interpreted it as enthusiasm. 😂",Not sure I’m being whooshed but the word is euphemism FYI.,i think they meant they interpreted the reply as being enthusiastic
50405,"I didn't know until this very second.
I always interpreted it as enthusiasm. 😂",Not sure I’m being whooshed but the word is euphemism FYI.,"No, I’m pretty sure they mean enthusiasm, as in enthusiasm to see the other person."
50406,"I just learned what ""see you"" ""not if I see you first"" means","Is Downtown Abbey good?

I saw the trailer and I want to see it now but I guess I have to wait","It's a fantastic show, one of my all time favorites. It's on Amazon Prime if you're interested."
50407,"Is Downtown Abbey good?

I saw the trailer and I want to see it now but I guess I have to wait","It's a fantastic show, one of my all time favorites. It's on Amazon Prime if you're interested.","Oh wow, I have Netflix but not Amazon Prime. Cant have both"
50408,Two songs that define you,"Yes I'm Changing - Tame Impala

Femme Fatale - The Velvet Underground",Both are beautiful and calm
50409,"Yes I'm Changing - Tame Impala

Femme Fatale - The Velvet Underground",Both are beautiful and calm,Ahaha what can I say. I'm not a very hyperenergetic person (most of the time).
50410,So I fired one of my employees &amp;...,"Most of time people fire themselves, the boss just makes it official.",What set of data are you citing here?
50411,"Most of time people fire themselves, the boss just makes it official.",What set of data are you citing here?,"I think what he's saying is that people do stupid shit, essentially firing themselves"
50412,So I fired one of my employees &amp;...,Could only ever wish for an employer with the handle of butt_salamander,We all have our proclivities lol
50413,Could only ever wish for an employer with the handle of butt_salamander,We all have our proclivities lol,I cannot WAIT for your TIFU story!
50414,Could only ever wish for an employer with the handle of butt_salamander,We all have our proclivities lol,Nice to see some other people that share my interests...
50415,We all have our proclivities lol,Nice to see some other people that share my interests...,(Nods in Salamander)
50416,So I fired one of my employees &amp;...,"&gt; Talking to his fans

Wait, what? Also, how old was he?",He's in his mid 30's. He can tell his fans now that he was promoted from employee to customer.
50417,"&gt; Talking to his fans

Wait, what? Also, how old was he?",He's in his mid 30's. He can tell his fans now that he was promoted from employee to customer.,"What ""Fans"" dose a (former) forklift driver (who still lives with his parents?) have?"
50418,He's in his mid 30's. He can tell his fans now that he was promoted from employee to customer.,"What ""Fans"" dose a (former) forklift driver (who still lives with his parents?) have?","Idk ""peeps"" I guess. Maybe a podcast too. ""Live from my mom's basement"""
50419,"What ""Fans"" dose a (former) forklift driver (who still lives with his parents?) have?","Idk ""peeps"" I guess. Maybe a podcast too. ""Live from my mom's basement""","Listen, don’t bring Wayne and Garth into this..."
50420,He's in his mid 30's. He can tell his fans now that he was promoted from employee to customer.,"What ""Fans"" dose a (former) forklift driver (who still lives with his parents?) have?",There's always gonna be someone willing to watch people do stupid shit.
50421,So I fired one of my employees &amp;...,"His fans?

Also, who brings mommy in to work to help fix a problem?  Guy sounds like a loser.",I bet it was mom's idea. But he should have fought out of and refused to participate.
50422,"His fans?

Also, who brings mommy in to work to help fix a problem?  Guy sounds like a loser.",I bet it was mom's idea. But he should have fought out of and refused to participate.,Junior should have shut that down real quick.
50423,So I fired one of my employees &amp;...,Just had to make it 100 comments,You the real MVP
50424,Just had to make it 100 comments,You the real MVP,Thank you
50425,So I fired one of my employees &amp;...,I really like your attitude :),Thank you! I hope you have a great day &amp; weekend.
50426,I really like your attitude :),Thank you! I hope you have a great day &amp; weekend.,Cheers! I'll do my very best and wishing the same to you.
50427,So I fired one of my employees &amp;...,Is his job available?,"Thank you, Im serious. What state are you located?"
50428,Is his job available?,"Thank you, Im serious. What state are you located?",You replied to yourself not OP
50429,"Thank you, Im serious. What state are you located?",You replied to yourself not OP,"Thanks, Im new to this."
50430,You replied to yourself not OP,"Thanks, Im new to this.",You still haven't replied to OP.
50431,I've got two psychology degress but I've decided to work at a pet shop instead!,"Hey I did my electrical engineering and I’m working as a python developer 😂😂
It’s all fate mate.",Am I seeing an Indian man here?
50432,"Hey I did my electrical engineering and I’m working as a python developer 😂😂
It’s all fate mate.",Am I seeing an Indian man here?,Pretty sure.
50433,I've got two psychology degress but I've decided to work at a pet shop instead!,American education smh,Actually I'm in the UK
50434,American education smh,Actually I'm in the UK,Huh my mistake then
50435,Why are you passionate about your future?,"Hopefully in germany, working in a good job, eith 2 cats and doggos","German Shepherds, I hope?"
50436,"Hopefully in germany, working in a good job, eith 2 cats and doggos","German Shepherds, I hope?","Any of em works tbh, i want a big giant one and a one minnion ^ ^"
50437,"German Shepherds, I hope?","Any of em works tbh, i want a big giant one and a one minnion ^ ^","Aw, that's the cutest. I had a big and small dog, and they were best friends &lt;3"
50438,"Any of em works tbh, i want a big giant one and a one minnion ^ ^","Aw, that's the cutest. I had a big and small dog, and they were best friends &lt;3",Big ones are so good for cuddles and small ones are just cute af
50439,Why are you passionate about your future?,I'm starting college this week and I'm so excited to learn and grow!,Congratulations!! It's a huge step forward and super fun. What's your major?
50440,I'm starting college this week and I'm so excited to learn and grow!,Congratulations!! It's a huge step forward and super fun. What's your major?,Thank you! I'm going into mathematics so I'm just so excited to get further into theory.
50441,Congratulations!! It's a huge step forward and super fun. What's your major?,Thank you! I'm going into mathematics so I'm just so excited to get further into theory.,"Oo, fun major. So are you more of a pure math type?"
50442,Who else here loves music a lot?,Do you play any instruments?,"I play acoustic, piano, and songwrite. I do raps too but just for fun, nothing serious."
50443,Do you play any instruments?,"I play acoustic, piano, and songwrite. I do raps too but just for fun, nothing serious.",Can you speak Spanish?
50444,"I play acoustic, piano, and songwrite. I do raps too but just for fun, nothing serious.",Can you speak Spanish?,Not really lol
50445,Who else here loves music a lot?,"Best rap album of 2018, go.","It's between ""Victory Lap"" (Nipsey Hussle) and ""Taboo"" (Denzel Curry)"
50446,"Best rap album of 2018, go.","It's between ""Victory Lap"" (Nipsey Hussle) and ""Taboo"" (Denzel Curry)",Taboo wins
50447,"It's between ""Victory Lap"" (Nipsey Hussle) and ""Taboo"" (Denzel Curry)",Taboo wins,"Did you listen to Victory Lap? It may not be your style or vibe, but it's cool."
50448,I have an anti vax dad and a slightly vaccine hesitant mom and am finally planning to get the shots I missed,Go get em! I've had the whole lot and I'm almost definitely not autistic.,"Dude, you're on Reddit, you most certainly are an Autistic. ;)"
50449,Go get em! I've had the whole lot and I'm almost definitely not autistic.,"Dude, you're on Reddit, you most certainly are an Autistic. ;)",... So are you
50450,I have an anti vax dad and a slightly vaccine hesitant mom and am finally planning to get the shots I missed,Go get em! I've had the whole lot and I'm almost definitely not autistic.,I have them all and I am autistic but that's unrelated
50451,Go get em! I've had the whole lot and I'm almost definitely not autistic.,I have them all and I am autistic but that's unrelated,"Autism generally isn't something that is life destroying, agreed?"
50452,I have them all and I am autistic but that's unrelated,"Autism generally isn't something that is life destroying, agreed?","Eh. I lost the only friends I'd made in 5 years because if it, so potentially"
50453,I have an anti vax dad and a slightly vaccine hesitant mom and am finally planning to get the shots I missed,"Get it now, just do it",I’m going to call right on Monday when they’re open!
50454,"Get it now, just do it",I’m going to call right on Monday when they’re open!,"Good, your not just helping yourself but other people when you do this."
50455,I’m going to call right on Monday when they’re open!,"Good, your not just helping yourself but other people when you do this.",I whole-heartedly agree!
50456,I have an anti vax dad and a slightly vaccine hesitant mom and am finally planning to get the shots I missed,What’s your dad’s reasoning for opposing them?,"Mainly cause he think they cause autism and that crap, ugh"
50457,What’s your dad’s reasoning for opposing them?,"Mainly cause he think they cause autism and that crap, ugh",Wow I’m sorry. Fucking Jenny McCarthy.
50458,"Mainly cause he think they cause autism and that crap, ugh",Wow I’m sorry. Fucking Jenny McCarthy.,"Yeah, I love him dearly but just don’t get this belief at all"
50459,My kid has decided she is not ready for a pet yet and I think its great,I would be incredibly proud too. This is a very responsible decision.,"Yeah, OPs daughter is amazing :)"
50460,I would be incredibly proud too. This is a very responsible decision.,"Yeah, OPs daughter is amazing :)",I think so but I'm biased. Lol. Thank you!
50461,"Yeah, OPs daughter is amazing :)",I think so but I'm biased. Lol. Thank you!,R/rimjobsteve
50462,I’m waking up to the rain on my window and my two cats kneading and snuggling me.,"Oh cats are the best. I love talking to people, it really helps relieve stress",Username checks out.
50463,"Oh cats are the best. I love talking to people, it really helps relieve stress",Username checks out.,Definitely does
50464,I’m waking up to the rain on my window and my two cats kneading and snuggling me.,They're tenderizing you for later consumption.  *Run*.,One does like to nibble on me...
50465,They're tenderizing you for later consumption.  *Run*.,One does like to nibble on me...,*FLEE YOU FOOL!*
50466,I’m waking up to the rain on my window and my two cats kneading and snuggling me.,"Oh, did it rain cats and dogs","Oh my, I quite enjoy a good pun! Thanks!"
50467,"Oh, did it rain cats and dogs","Oh my, I quite enjoy a good pun! Thanks!","Well, just glad you got it, cuz it wasnt very clear"
50468,I’m waking up to the rain on my window and my two cats kneading and snuggling me.,A cup of tea on a Saturday morning. Ziggy my arsehole cat sitting between my legs.,"I had an imaginary friend named Ziggy!

Nothing like a good cup of tea and kitties."
50469,A cup of tea on a Saturday morning. Ziggy my arsehole cat sitting between my legs.,"I had an imaginary friend named Ziggy!

Nothing like a good cup of tea and kitties.",Did he play guitar left handed.
50470,I’m getting married in twelve and a half hours!,Congratulations!!!,Thank you so much!!
50471,Congratulations!!!,Thank you so much!!,You're so welcome. Much love and happiness to you both.
50472,I’m getting married in twelve and a half hours!,Half an hour to go mate,I did it!!! I’m married!
50473,Half an hour to go mate,I did it!!! I’m married!,"Congratulations !!!!!
Enjoy your day and whole life :)"
50474,I did it!!! I’m married!,"Congratulations !!!!!
Enjoy your day and whole life :)","I feel like I can save the world right now. I feel so good. 

Thank you very much!"
50475,"Today , I was high AF and I asked my mom (involuntary) how she's doing and her face lit up.",Guess I'm calling Mom tonight,"You better , friendo."
50476,Guess I'm calling Mom tonight,"You better , friendo.","I can proudly say, I actually did!"
50477,"You better , friendo.","I can proudly say, I actually did!","How was it? And well done, you!"
50478,"Today , I was high AF and I asked my mom (involuntary) how she's doing and her face lit up.",Did u make it a daily thing yet?,"Yeah man , absolutely. Thanks for checking in. She still smiles like an angel :)"
50479,Did u make it a daily thing yet?,"Yeah man , absolutely. Thanks for checking in. She still smiles like an angel :)",Thats cause ur her angel.
50480,"Yeah man , absolutely. Thanks for checking in. She still smiles like an angel :)",Thats cause ur her angel.,"That is so sweet , thanks man !"
50481,Thats cause ur her angel.,"That is so sweet , thanks man !",Have a nice day! (:
50482,"That is so sweet , thanks man !",Have a nice day! (:,You too bro :)
50483,Can anyone recommend things to enjoy or fandoms to join?,Start a punk band,I WISH
50484,Start a punk band,I WISH,"Just do it, drop the d and play three power chords."
50485,I WISH,"Just do it, drop the d and play three power chords.",You make it sound so easy. I’m in.
50486,Can anyone recommend things to enjoy or fandoms to join?,Warhammer 40000. The Emperor protects.,Now added to my list! Thanks!
50487,Warhammer 40000. The Emperor protects.,Now added to my list! Thanks!,Be careful of the community though - there's good people and bad people. Like most communities.
50488,I cried after a conversation with my girlfriend.,I cried after reading a conversation you had with your girlfriend!,Lol
50489,I cried after reading a conversation you had with your girlfriend!,Lol,I cried after you laughed.
50490,My 2YO daughter said I love you for the first time,"so pure, i hope she grows up to be great just like you are!","Wow, thank you. Idk if I'm great, but your comment made me feel great. :)"
50491,"so pure, i hope she grows up to be great just like you are!","Wow, thank you. Idk if I'm great, but your comment made me feel great. :)","I'm pretty sure you are, have a fab day! happy wishes from my side to your daughter too :)"
50492,"I'm a girl. When I water my plants, I put the hose in-between my legs so I can pretend I'm peeing on them.",i’ve done this and it makes me feel powerful,You gotta let those plants know their place.
50493,i’ve done this and it makes me feel powerful,You gotta let those plants know their place.,dumb plants. don’t they know i’m 𝙢𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙧
50494,Guess who's life is going great right now!,Congrats!!!,Thank you!!!
50495,Congrats!!!,Thank you!!!,This is my first day on the board and man do I love all these positive posts/questions!
50496,Thank you!!!,This is my first day on the board and man do I love all these positive posts/questions!,Ikr! This sub is wonderful!
50497,This is my first day on the board and man do I love all these positive posts/questions!,Ikr! This sub is wonderful!,Yeah it is!!!
50498,My gf fell asleep to me reading last night,Aaaw thats cute,thank you &lt;3
50499,Aaaw thats cute,thank you &lt;3,Dont mention it &lt;3
50500,My gf fell asleep to me reading last night,"Here im reading these cute posts and im like ""...it must be good to have someone who loves you""",Hang in there bud
50501,"Here im reading these cute posts and im like ""...it must be good to have someone who loves you""",Hang in there bud,Hang.. In where?
50502,Hang in there bud,Hang.. In where?,Uuuuh single life I guess?
50503,Hang.. In where?,Uuuuh single life I guess?,:(
50504,Hang in there bud,Hang.. In where?,There
50505,Hang.. In where?,There,Ok ill go back in my rope
50506,There,Ok ill go back in my rope,...hammock
50507,Ok ill go back in my rope,...hammock,Huh...since when tied ropes called hammock?
50508,...hammock,Huh...since when tied ropes called hammock?,More comfortable to die that way.
50509,Huh...since when tied ropes called hammock?,More comfortable to die that way.,Should try oneday
50510,More comfortable to die that way.,Should try oneday,You can only die once.
50511,Should try oneday,You can only die once.,Nah im a cat
50512,You can only die once.,Nah im a cat,In that case.
50513,Nah im a cat,In that case.,[removed]
50514,Should try oneday,You can only die once.,Not with that attitude
50515,Should try oneday,You can only die once.,"Not if you're Jesus. His dad's the admin, he gets God mode cheats"
50516,Should try oneday,You can only die once.,YODO
50517,Ok ill go back in my rope,...hammock,"No, it’s Hancock, you damn monkey!"
50518,There,Ok ill go back in my rope,Wait no
50519,There,Ok ill go back in my rope,BDSM?
50520,Ok ill go back in my rope,BDSM?,Dont mind if I do!
50521,My gf fell asleep to me reading last night,"Here im reading these cute posts and im like ""...it must be good to have someone who loves you""","I feel you. Pretty much in the same place myself, the right one will come eventually"
50522,"Here im reading these cute posts and im like ""...it must be good to have someone who loves you""","I feel you. Pretty much in the same place myself, the right one will come eventually",And this is the 10th time im reading this sentence wow
50523,"I feel you. Pretty much in the same place myself, the right one will come eventually",And this is the 10th time im reading this sentence wow,Wish you could redeem those comments for free coffee
50524,And this is the 10th time im reading this sentence wow,Wish you could redeem those comments for free coffee,Ye coffee would be good rn
50525,Wish you could redeem those comments for free coffee,Ye coffee would be good rn,"coffee and some company, hope you find someone soon, man

preferably a girl"
50526,Ye coffee would be good rn,"coffee and some company, hope you find someone soon, man

preferably a girl",Ye preferably a girl...we'll see if i finally get the balls
50527,"coffee and some company, hope you find someone soon, man

preferably a girl",Ye preferably a girl...we'll see if i finally get the balls,my trick is to act exactly the opposite of what i am
50528,My gf fell asleep to me reading last night,"Here im reading these cute posts and im like ""...it must be good to have someone who loves you""",/r/absolutelymeirl
50529,"Here im reading these cute posts and im like ""...it must be good to have someone who loves you""",/r/absolutelymeirl,Same brotha
50530,My gf fell asleep to me reading last night,"Here im reading these cute posts and im like ""...it must be good to have someone who loves you""",I love you
50531,"Here im reading these cute posts and im like ""...it must be good to have someone who loves you""",I love you,^ ^ love ya too
50532,My gf fell asleep to me reading last night,Tfw no gf to read/tell stories to 😰,Same
50533,Tfw no gf to read/tell stories to 😰,Same,"Same... Only I'm a female,  so I'm still waiting for Mr Right."
50534,Same,"Same... Only I'm a female,  so I'm still waiting for Mr Right.",Same here.
50535,My gf fell asleep to me reading last night,"Wow, these are my relationship goals. Why am I single?",ThE rIgHt OnE WiLl cOmE eVenTuAlLy
50536,"Wow, these are my relationship goals. Why am I single?",ThE rIgHt OnE WiLl cOmE eVenTuAlLy,JuSt LoVe YoUrSeLf BrO
50537,My gf fell asleep to me reading last night,dang cant relate,"same, I want to second that dang."
50538,dang cant relate,"same, I want to second that dang.","Cant relate to you two, dang dang diggity dang!"
50539,I quit my higher paying job to go back to my old job. Happiness is more important than money.,Proud of you,Thanks. I think I've made the right decision.
50540,Proud of you,Thanks. I think I've made the right decision.,You have mate! No one on their deathbed wishes they worked more!
50541,I quit my higher paying job to go back to my old job. Happiness is more important than money.,"Good choice, no pockets in a shroud.",Never seen a hearse towing a trailer full of cash.
50542,"Good choice, no pockets in a shroud.",Never seen a hearse towing a trailer full of cash.,"Ooh, that's a good line. I may steal that saying from you some day"
50543,"Good choice, no pockets in a shroud.",Never seen a hearse towing a trailer full of cash.,Stake out a funeral home around 4:30 on a Friday and you might.
50544,I'm so excited my new bird is starting to trust me!!,Can we get a video of Ozzy getting pumped to Crazy Train?,Absolutely you can lol I'll try to get one later tonight and update my comment to link it
50545,Can we get a video of Ozzy getting pumped to Crazy Train?,Absolutely you can lol I'll try to get one later tonight and update my comment to link it,[removed]
50546,I'm so excited my new bird is starting to trust me!!,He’s so beautiful? What kind of bird is he?,It’s a parakeet!
50547,He’s so beautiful? What kind of bird is he?,It’s a parakeet!,He’s so beautiful! I have a cockatiel myself. She’s a babe
50548,"tuesday the q's day, ya'll! 5 q's for ya..",[removed],haha love that naming convention dog = dog
50549,[removed],haha love that naming convention dog = dog,It just makes sense
50550,haha love that naming convention dog = dog,It just makes sense,go with what you know--- plus can't ever forget the name that way lol
50551,It just makes sense,go with what you know--- plus can't ever forget the name that way lol,My cat is called kitty. It works
50552,go with what you know--- plus can't ever forget the name that way lol,My cat is called kitty. It works,Sounds good to me
50553,My cat is called kitty. It works,Sounds good to me,I used to live in a zoo. There's too many animals to name
50554,Sounds good to me,I used to live in a zoo. There's too many animals to name,How does that work exactly?
50555,I used to live in a zoo. There's too many animals to name,How does that work exactly?,Actually my dad knew then all by name
50556,How does that work exactly?,Actually my dad knew then all by name,thats pretty cool to know em all by name.
50557,Ever had a poo so big that you considered selling your soul for sweet relief?,"This was so funny, omg. I hope your intestines are fine.","Who knows what sort of damage has been been done internally, mentally I’m fucked."
50558,"This was so funny, omg. I hope your intestines are fine.","Who knows what sort of damage has been been done internally, mentally I’m fucked.",Probably a few sigmoid diverticula and haemorrhoids
50559,Ever had a poo so big that you considered selling your soul for sweet relief?,Picture or it never happened,How dare you suggest that I wouldn’t have a picture of my first child?
50560,Picture or it never happened,How dare you suggest that I wouldn’t have a picture of my first child?,so you gonna show it to your colleagues and spam your facebook full with pics or what?
50561,How dare you suggest that I wouldn’t have a picture of my first child?,so you gonna show it to your colleagues and spam your facebook full with pics or what?,sending cute invitation cards for the baby shower
50562,Ever had a poo so big that you considered selling your soul for sweet relief?,"Greens. 

Also, try blowing your nose hard during delivery next time.",Does blowing your nose help? Never heard about it
50563,"Greens. 

Also, try blowing your nose hard during delivery next time.",Does blowing your nose help? Never heard about it,"Helps me. Lol
But I can’t explain it."
50564,Does blowing your nose help? Never heard about it,"Helps me. Lol
But I can’t explain it.",Haha okay! Thanks for the tip
50565,Ever had a poo so big that you considered selling your soul for sweet relief?,"Greens. 

Also, try blowing your nose hard during delivery next time.",This person poops
50566,"Greens. 

Also, try blowing your nose hard during delivery next time.",This person poops,Daily
50567,Have you ever thought that you’re too weird to have meaningful friendships?,"Lol yes, I am way too fucked up to have any meaningful relationships.","Hello, are you me?"
50568,"Lol yes, I am way too fucked up to have any meaningful relationships.","Hello, are you me?","Maybe, kind stranger. Maybe."
50569,"Lol yes, I am way too fucked up to have any meaningful relationships.","Hello, are you me?",Dude I might be you
50570,My son is talking to me,How amazing.  But now half of reddit is crying too!,"I cried, I don't see why everyone else can't cry as well :)"
50571,How amazing.  But now half of reddit is crying too!,"I cried, I don't see why everyone else can't cry as well :)","Hehe, well if you have to cry this is probably the best kind of crying."
50572,the first day's the toughest- 5 q's for ya'lllll,"1. Work
2. What?
3. Money
4. Yes",MONEY
50573,"1. Work
2. What?
3. Money
4. Yes",MONEY,"Ye...i got questions wrong, lemme try again"
50574,MONEY,"Ye...i got questions wrong, lemme try again",aye
50575,the first day's the toughest- 5 q's for ya'lllll,"1. Work
2. I can say more than 2019 years
3. Earning money
4. Elon or keanu
5. Yep",eloooon
50576,"1. Work
2. I can say more than 2019 years
3. Earning money
4. Elon or keanu
5. Yep",eloooon,Ill suck his dick for a tesla tbh
50577,eloooon,Ill suck his dick for a tesla tbh,honestly? same.
50578,Ill suck his dick for a tesla tbh,honestly? same.,"Ye why not, those shits are expensive as fucka roadster would be good"
50579,"After 10 years of being disabled from brain surgery, I am going on my first job interview today.",Good luck it looks like you fought hard for this keep it up 👍,Thank you! I've tried my hardest to prove myself to others.
50580,Good luck it looks like you fought hard for this keep it up 👍,Thank you! I've tried my hardest to prove myself to others.,"You're proving yourself to you, one step at a time. I think that's invaluable. You got this!"
50581,"After 10 years of being disabled from brain surgery, I am going on my first job interview today.",It hasn't been 10 years 🤔,10 years since I was able to work. Sorry for the confusion.
50582,It hasn't been 10 years 🤔,10 years since I was able to work. Sorry for the confusion.,Username makes sense
50583,"After 10 years of being disabled from brain surgery, I am going on my first job interview today.",so wait the half-a-brain person is doing better than me fuck,I think I have more than half a brain if it makes you feel any better.
50584,so wait the half-a-brain person is doing better than me fuck,I think I have more than half a brain if it makes you feel any better.,shit this is great
50585,This sub is really going downhill.,r/ punpatrol here! You had me in the first half not gonna lie.,r/pun you can't take down 2 of us!
50586,r/ punpatrol here! You had me in the first half not gonna lie.,r/pun you can't take down 2 of us!,Damn! Where’s the backup!
50587,r/pun you can't take down 2 of us!,Damn! Where’s the backup!,That's right. Run!
50588,Damn! Where’s the backup!,That's right. Run!,"You will pay for your crimes! Maybe not today, maybe not even this week, but you will pay!"
50589,That's right. Run!,"You will pay for your crimes! Maybe not today, maybe not even this week, but you will pay!",Weel see about that!
50590,Does anyone else want to drop off the grid and live alone in a secluded place living a self sufficient life? Or is it just me?,Amish?,I'm not a religious man but I think the Amish live an interesting life.
50591,Amish?,I'm not a religious man but I think the Amish live an interesting life.,Same. I'm agnostic but sometimes think about what it would be like to live the Amish life.
50592,Tell us a random fact about YOU!,I dont have any toes.,oh how come?
50593,I dont have any toes.,oh how come?,I was born that way. Nobody knows for sure why it happened though.
50594,oh how come?,I was born that way. Nobody knows for sure why it happened though.,How does that affect your balance?
50595,Tell us a random fact about YOU!,I helped raise a falcon once.,was it a poetry falcon?
50596,I helped raise a falcon once.,was it a poetry falcon?,Not sure. It was one of the smaller species.
50597,Tell us a random fact about YOU!,I make music on my computer,What is your favorite type of music?
50598,I make music on my computer,What is your favorite type of music?,"Electronic, specifically edm"
50599,What is your favorite type of music?,"Electronic, specifically edm",What kind of EDM?
50600,"Electronic, specifically edm",What kind of EDM?,"Progressive house, trance, big room, big room trance, future bounce, future house etc."
50601,What kind of EDM?,"Progressive house, trance, big room, big room trance, future bounce, future house etc.",Nice. I make lofi house and drum n bass. :)
50602,"Progressive house, trance, big room, big room trance, future bounce, future house etc.",Nice. I make lofi house and drum n bass. :),Ok there are so many genres I don't know about what is lofi house?
50603,"Progressive house, trance, big room, big room trance, future bounce, future house etc.",Nice. I make lofi house and drum n bass. :),Love drum and bass. Have you posted any of your songs anywhere so i can give it a listen?
50604,Tell us a random fact about YOU!,My favourite band is the Beatles.,Is that because its from your generation?
50605,My favourite band is the Beatles.,Is that because its from your generation?,"Nope. Been a fan since I was a teenager in the 90s, when the Anthology came out."
50606,Tell us a random fact about YOU!,My pupils don't dialaite,Then how do you adjust to light/dark?
50607,My pupils don't dialaite,Then how do you adjust to light/dark?,I don't and bright light is literally painful
50608,Tell us a random fact about YOU!,I’ve had 17 surgeries,"Wow, that sounds really tough. I hope you are doing well today friend."
50609,I’ve had 17 surgeries,"Wow, that sounds really tough. I hope you are doing well today friend.",I am :)
50610,Tell us a random fact about YOU!,My sole purpose in existence is work.,And what kind of work do you do?
50611,My sole purpose in existence is work.,And what kind of work do you do?,Security.
50612,Tell us a random fact about YOU!,I recently ate squid for the first time ever,I love squid. What did you think of it?
50613,I recently ate squid for the first time ever,I love squid. What did you think of it?,"It was in a crepe with lots of other seafood, but the crepe was delicious"
50614,I put flowers on random graves in my local cemetery,That's the most wholesome thing on this godforsaken website,Thanks ♥️😂 doubt it tho 😂😂
50615,That's the most wholesome thing on this godforsaken website,Thanks ♥️😂 doubt it tho 😂😂,its true tho
50616,Thanks ♥️😂 doubt it tho 😂😂,its true tho,Nah not a chance
50617,Please ask blind/disabled people if they want help before helping them.,Does that happen often? I can’t how much it would suck.,It hasn’t happened to me that much but it does suck when it does.
50618,Does that happen often? I can’t how much it would suck.,It hasn’t happened to me that much but it does suck when it does.,"Yeah it must, stay strong brother"
50619,It hasn’t happened to me that much but it does suck when it does.,"Yeah it must, stay strong brother",Thanks.
50620,Please ask blind/disabled people if they want help before helping them.,What do you see? What do you dream?,I don’t remember my dreams and see light and shadows.
50621,What do you see? What do you dream?,I don’t remember my dreams and see light and shadows.,"Thank you, sounds scary do you have a lot of friends?"
50622,I don’t remember my dreams and see light and shadows.,"Thank you, sounds scary do you have a lot of friends?",I don’t have that many friends but I’m completely fine with that.
50623,"Thank you, sounds scary do you have a lot of friends?",I don’t have that many friends but I’m completely fine with that.,Do you go to the theater to watch movies?
50624,Please ask blind/disabled people if they want help before helping them.,"how did you write this when you're blind?
Just curious",I use screen reading software built into my phone.
50625,"how did you write this when you're blind?
Just curious",I use screen reading software built into my phone.,"I get it,but typing is quite hard isn't it?"
50626,Please ask blind/disabled people if they want help before helping them.,I think a lot of people just really want to be heroes,"Maybe but they still should ask and if we say no, listen to us."
50627,I think a lot of people just really want to be heroes,"Maybe but they still should ask and if we say no, listen to us.","Oh yes definitely. Peoples egos just go to their heads often, I suppose."
50628,"Maybe but they still should ask and if we say no, listen to us.","Oh yes definitely. Peoples egos just go to their heads often, I suppose.",That’s true.
50629,Please ask blind/disabled people if they want help before helping them.,How are you typing and reading?,"Using the Screen reader on my phone.

Sorry for the late reply, I just read your response."
50630,How are you typing and reading?,"Using the Screen reader on my phone.

Sorry for the late reply, I just read your response.","That's interesting, its cool how you read my comment after a month. (Not sarcastic)"
50631,"Using the Screen reader on my phone.

Sorry for the late reply, I just read your response.","That's interesting, its cool how you read my comment after a month. (Not sarcastic)",Thanks.
50632,Please ask blind/disabled people if they want help before helping them.,"Wait, how did you write this",Using the screen reader on my IPhone.
50633,"Wait, how did you write this",Using the screen reader on my IPhone., Very cool
50634,My physiotherapist fixed my malpositioned lumbar vertebra. It caused me pain for YEARS and made my life miserable.,"the same thing happened to me, 10 yrs of misery gone in an instant",NOICE.
50635,"the same thing happened to me, 10 yrs of misery gone in an instant",NOICE.,*chef kiss*
50636,I want to make a story with y'all.,When I woke up this morning I couldn't see.,"I rubbed my eyes and stumbled out of bed, hitting a table and hurting my knee."
50637,When I woke up this morning I couldn't see.,"I rubbed my eyes and stumbled out of bed, hitting a table and hurting my knee.","After hopping around on one foot I felt something wet, it was pee."
50638,"I rubbed my eyes and stumbled out of bed, hitting a table and hurting my knee.","After hopping around on one foot I felt something wet, it was pee.","I shouted ""Ooh wee!"" And tried to hurry to the bathroom... But my injury had betrayed me."
50639,"After hopping around on one foot I felt something wet, it was pee.","I shouted ""Ooh wee!"" And tried to hurry to the bathroom... But my injury had betrayed me.",Attempting to flee I slipped in my pee cause I couldn't see and bumped my knee.. Again.
50640,I want to make a story with y'all.,You wouldn’t believe what happened last night,Aliens visited my house!
50641,You wouldn’t believe what happened last night,Aliens visited my house!,"I know it sounds crazy, but I have proof- let me show you"
50642,Aliens visited my house!,"I know it sounds crazy, but I have proof- let me show you",They left their burrito wrappers all over my lawn.
50643,"I know it sounds crazy, but I have proof- let me show you",They left their burrito wrappers all over my lawn.,And then a fluffy cat licked the burritos.
50644,They left their burrito wrappers all over my lawn.,And then a fluffy cat licked the burritos.,The cat reacted to the alien burritos in a strange way.
50645,And then a fluffy cat licked the burritos.,The cat reacted to the alien burritos in a strange way.,It became an alien itself!
50646,The cat reacted to the alien burritos in a strange way.,It became an alien itself!,And that's how my cat got deported.
50647,It became an alien itself!,And that's how my cat got deported.,"That was my evidence for you, but now I have this for you instead"
50648,And that's how my cat got deported.,"That was my evidence for you, but now I have this for you instead","It's a cupcake, you deserve it."
50649,"That was my evidence for you, but now I have this for you instead","It's a cupcake, you deserve it.",*person #2:* thanks! But what does this have to do with aliens?
50650,"It's a cupcake, you deserve it.",*person #2:* thanks! But what does this have to do with aliens?,Eat it and find out. *bwahahaha*
50651,*person #2:* thanks! But what does this have to do with aliens?,Eat it and find out. *bwahahaha*,*end*
50652,And then a fluffy cat licked the burritos.,The cat reacted to the alien burritos in a strange way.,[deleted]
50653,"Guys, I want to pet a duck SO fucking bad.",This is an achievable goal.,We all have our own bucket lists.
50654,This is an achievable goal.,We all have our own bucket lists.,Or duck-it lists.
50655,This is an achievable goal.,We all have our own bucket lists.,"""This is bucket.""

""DEAR GOD""

""There's more.""

""NO"""
50656,This is an achievable goal.,We all have our own bucket lists.,Well all he needs is a bucket and some bread.
50657,This is an achievable goal.,We all have our own bucket lists.,CORRECTION: We all have our own ducket lists
50658,This is an achievable goal.,We all have our own bucket lists.,*duckpat lists
50659,This is an achievable goal.,We all have our own bucket lists.,I want to ride a moose.
50660,"Guys, I want to pet a duck SO fucking bad.",This is an achievable goal.,A nonsensical goal I just added to my lists of things to do
50661,This is an achievable goal.,A nonsensical goal I just added to my lists of things to do,It'll happen if you *believe*
50662,"Guys, I want to pet a duck SO fucking bad.","You have to get a baby chick at the same time, but it has to be a rooster chick","Just remember, the chick can't swim"
50663,"You have to get a baby chick at the same time, but it has to be a rooster chick","Just remember, the chick can't swim",And the duck may eat your rings
50664,"Guys, I want to pet a duck SO fucking bad.",Don't let this distract you from the fact that ducks are serial rapists,Yeah but they have little wingies so
50665,Don't let this distract you from the fact that ducks are serial rapists,Yeah but they have little wingies so,And lots of wingmen
50666,Don't let this distract you from the fact that ducks are serial rapists,Yeah but they have little wingies so,Marry me pls
50667,Yeah but they have little wingies so,Marry me pls,Would you wear duck suits to your wedding?
50668,Don't let this distract you from the fact that ducks are serial rapists,Yeah but they have little wingies so,You make a solid counter-argument.
50669,"Guys, I want to pet a duck SO fucking bad.",Let’s make this ducking happen!,"If you do it together, does it count as a group duck?"
50670,Let’s make this ducking happen!,"If you do it together, does it count as a group duck?",A dugy? Dorgy? Idk lol
50671,"Guys, I want to pet a duck SO fucking bad.","I raised ducks. Can confirm it’s a very nice experience, until they shit on your lap.",Until they sleep in my lap
50672,"I raised ducks. Can confirm it’s a very nice experience, until they shit on your lap.",Until they sleep in my lap,They totally poop in their sleep.
50673,"Guys, I want to pet a duck SO fucking bad.",Mmm bro... duck have small IQ than cat and dog :o,What are you some kinda bird brain?
50674,Mmm bro... duck have small IQ than cat and dog :o,What are you some kinda bird brain?,Can you stop abusing me :(
50675,What are you some kinda bird brain?,Can you stop abusing me :(,Nooo... :( My avian puns are mistaken.
50676,Shoutout to everyone who’s been making progress that no one recognizes because theyre not things you typically mention to others.,Thanks mate. 45 days clean off heroin but I can't tell anyone. Needed that.,"I can only imagine how hard that is, mad respect for you! Keep it up :)"
50677,Thanks mate. 45 days clean off heroin but I can't tell anyone. Needed that.,"I can only imagine how hard that is, mad respect for you! Keep it up :)",Kia ora bro. I appreciate that and I will.
50678,"I can only imagine how hard that is, mad respect for you! Keep it up :)",Kia ora bro. I appreciate that and I will.,For someone who's visiting NZ at the end of this year that was cool to read :)
50679,Kia ora bro. I appreciate that and I will.,For someone who's visiting NZ at the end of this year that was cool to read :),Ka pai! Your going to love it.
50680,For someone who's visiting NZ at the end of this year that was cool to read :),Ka pai! Your going to love it.,"*You're, dammit."
50681,Shoutout to everyone who’s been making progress that no one recognizes because theyre not things you typically mention to others.,Thanks mate. 45 days clean off heroin but I can't tell anyone. Needed that.,"Keep it up mate! It's definitely not an easy task, but you can do it. (Y)"
50682,Thanks mate. 45 days clean off heroin but I can't tell anyone. Needed that.,"Keep it up mate! It's definitely not an easy task, but you can do it. (Y)",Thanks man.
50683,Shoutout to everyone who’s been making progress that no one recognizes because theyre not things you typically mention to others.,Thanks mate. 45 days clean off heroin but I can't tell anyone. Needed that.,I’m over here doing a little happy dance for you. Legit.
50684,Thanks mate. 45 days clean off heroin but I can't tell anyone. Needed that.,I’m over here doing a little happy dance for you. Legit.," Are you singing LalalaHurray while doing so?
 Thanks heaps cuz. I appreciate it."
50685,I’m over here doing a little happy dance for you. Legit.," Are you singing LalalaHurray while doing so?
 Thanks heaps cuz. I appreciate it.","Hell yeah. Wouldn't be a party dance without the song.

I'm way WAY proud of you."
50686," Are you singing LalalaHurray while doing so?
 Thanks heaps cuz. I appreciate it.","Hell yeah. Wouldn't be a party dance without the song.

I'm way WAY proud of you.",Thanks man. I'd like to say plethora cos it means a lot.
50687,Shoutout to everyone who’s been making progress that no one recognizes because theyre not things you typically mention to others.,Thanks mate. 45 days clean off heroin but I can't tell anyone. Needed that.,"That is so wonderful, I am thrilled for you."
50688,Thanks mate. 45 days clean off heroin but I can't tell anyone. Needed that.,"That is so wonderful, I am thrilled for you.",Thank you so much.
50689,I lost my job yesterday and realized how little it matters,"Kids are the best thing in the world, hands down",I dunno.. have you ever had a really good steak? I mean probably not if you have kids.
50690,"Kids are the best thing in the world, hands down",I dunno.. have you ever had a really good steak? I mean probably not if you have kids.,I like steak as much as the next man 👍
50691,I lost my job yesterday and realized how little it matters,"Stop, this is to wholesome for me too handle!",Not to be “that person” but FYI you mixed up to and too. Swap em and they’ll be good:)
50692,"Stop, this is to wholesome for me too handle!",Not to be “that person” but FYI you mixed up to and too. Swap em and they’ll be good:),you are incorrect
50693,"Stop, this is to wholesome for me too handle!",Not to be “that person” but FYI you mixed up to and too. Swap em and they’ll be good:),You saw nothing
50694,I lost my job yesterday and realized how little it matters,Reality sets in when bills are due...,Yeah the freedom and joy of unemployment only lasts until the money runs out
50695,Reality sets in when bills are due...,Yeah the freedom and joy of unemployment only lasts until the money runs out,[removed]
50696,I lost my job yesterday and realized how little it matters,Reality sets in when bills are due...,Well thats a really hopeful thing to say
50697,Reality sets in when bills are due...,Well thats a really hopeful thing to say,Reality is often disappointing
50698,What's your obsession?,"Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica","Identity theft isn't a joke, Jim."
50699,"Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica","Identity theft isn't a joke, Jim.",MICHAEL!!
50700,"Identity theft isn't a joke, Jim.",MICHAEL!!,"Oh THAT'S funny....
""MICHAEL!"""
50701,What's your obsession?,Films.,Oh yeah? Do you have a favorite genre?
50702,Films.,Oh yeah? Do you have a favorite genre?,Drama.
50703,"I met my junior high internet best friend this week, by accident",Post an update!!,"Definitely! We’re planning on hanging out soon, I’ll let you guys know how it goes!"
50704,Post an update!!,"Definitely! We’re planning on hanging out soon, I’ll let you guys know how it goes!",Yay! Great story! Please let us know how it goes
50705,"Definitely! We’re planning on hanging out soon, I’ll let you guys know how it goes!",Yay! Great story! Please let us know how it goes,I have an update! Check the link I added!
50706,Yay! Great story! Please let us know how it goes,I have an update! Check the link I added!,Thanks!
50707,"I met my junior high internet best friend this week, by accident",Woahhhh small world aye,I know right!
50708,Woahhhh small world aye,I know right!,Update us pleaseeee ahahah
50709,I know right!,Update us pleaseeee ahahah,I will! We’re planning on hanging out soon!
50710,Update us pleaseeee ahahah,I will! We’re planning on hanging out soon!,Ayee cute
50711,"I met my junior high internet best friend this week, by accident","Love story of the year! Congrats, guys! Hope it works out.",Probably not but we’ll definitely be good friends!
50712,"Love story of the year! Congrats, guys! Hope it works out.",Probably not but we’ll definitely be good friends!,"Oh. Alright, then. Cheers to friendship!"
50713,"I met my junior high internet best friend this week, by accident","I don’t care about anything, just get married",Noooooo
50714,"I don’t care about anything, just get married",Noooooo,Yessssss
50715,Noooooo,Yessssss,##Noooooo
50716,Yessssss,##Noooooo,*yessssss*
50717,##Noooooo,*yessssss*,###nooooooo
50718,*yessssss*,###nooooooo,_yessssss_
50719,###nooooooo,_yessssss_,#noooooo
50720,_yessssss_,#noooooo,#_yessssss_
50721,#noooooo,#_yessssss_,N o o o o o o
50722,#_yessssss_,N o o o o o o,⅄ǝsssssss
50723,N o o o o o o,⅄ǝsssssss,Wait what how did you do that
50724,⅄ǝsssssss,Wait what how did you do that,qʎ lᴉʌᴉuƃ ᴉu ∀nsʇɹɐlᴉɐ
50725,Wait what how did you do that,qʎ lᴉʌᴉuƃ ᴉu ∀nsʇɹɐlᴉɐ,omg😂😂
50726,"I went to the cinema alone for the first time today, it was fucking amazing☺️",It's one of the best experiences because you have no one to bother you or talking to you.,Totally agree! Thinking of buying myself a monthly cinema pass and doing it more often
50727,It's one of the best experiences because you have no one to bother you or talking to you.,Totally agree! Thinking of buying myself a monthly cinema pass and doing it more often,I LOVE going alone. It feels like such a treat!
50728,Totally agree! Thinking of buying myself a monthly cinema pass and doing it more often,I LOVE going alone. It feels like such a treat!,Don’t need no man.
50729,It's one of the best experiences because you have no one to bother you or talking to you.,Totally agree! Thinking of buying myself a monthly cinema pass and doing it more often,wait such things exist?
50730,"I went to the cinema alone for the first time today, it was fucking amazing☺️","Bravo, welcome to the club. Soon you'll prefer all kinds of stuff alone 🤣",Go on ...
50731,"Bravo, welcome to the club. Soon you'll prefer all kinds of stuff alone 🤣",Go on ...,Eating at a restaurant. Creating a podcast with yourself as the host AND guest
50732,"Huzzah! We surpassed 777,777 subscribers!",Noice,noice
50733,Noice,noice,Noice
50734,noice,Noice,noice
50735,noice,Noice,Noice
50736,Noice,Noice,Noice
50737,"Huzzah! We surpassed 777,777 subscribers!","So next goal is 999,999 and 1000,000, right?",Why are six infinity glyphs not enough for you?!
50738,"So next goal is 999,999 and 1000,000, right?",Why are six infinity glyphs not enough for you?!,Because we can always do better.
50739,Why are six infinity glyphs not enough for you?!,Because we can always do better.,That’s the way to be!
50740,"Huzzah! We surpassed 777,777 subscribers!","So next goal is 999,999 and 1000,000, right?","What's wrong with 888,888?"
50741,"So next goal is 999,999 and 1000,000, right?","What's wrong with 888,888?","Not enough 8s.

Matter of fact, it's 2 short."
50742,"What's wrong with 888,888?","Not enough 8s.

Matter of fact, it's 2 short.","89 million, here we go"
50743,"Huzzah! We surpassed 777,777 subscribers!",Gotta be a Bungie dev.,lol i was thinking that too
50744,Gotta be a Bungie dev.,lol i was thinking that too,I just realized I'm not in /r/destinythegame.
50745,"Huzzah! We surpassed 777,777 subscribers!",xqcM my post now,go agane
50746,xqcM my post now,go agane,2?
50747,I'm so excited! My wife got published!,Wow. I saw that story.,"Crazy really? We live in a small town, so it's just about the biggest buzz here right now"
50748,Wow. I saw that story.,"Crazy really? We live in a small town, so it's just about the biggest buzz here right now",Please tell her congratulations!!
50749,"Crazy really? We live in a small town, so it's just about the biggest buzz here right now",Please tell her congratulations!!,I will!
50750,I'm so excited! My wife got published!,"Congrats dude or gal, happy to hear that","I like what you post, you've been followed."
50751,"Congrats dude or gal, happy to hear that","I like what you post, you've been followed.",Thank you!
50752,Partner asked me to move in!,"Glad for ya, I’m still waiting to find my someone :), wish you two the best!","You will! Don't fret 👍🏻😊

Thankyou!!!"
50753,"Glad for ya, I’m still waiting to find my someone :), wish you two the best!","You will! Don't fret 👍🏻😊

Thankyou!!!",How did you guys meet? :)
50754,Partner asked me to move in!,You mean boyfriend? Or do you two own a business together?,My boyfriend :)
50755,You mean boyfriend? Or do you two own a business together?,My boyfriend :),Partner in crime 8-)
50756,Partner asked me to move in!,"There are some downsides tho. For instance, you gotta hold in your farts again...",Umm doubt it
50757,"There are some downsides tho. For instance, you gotta hold in your farts again...",Umm doubt it,Yeah idk about all that
50758,Umm doubt it,Yeah idk about all that,"I let em fly, and we live in a  2 bedroom apt"
50759,"There are some downsides tho. For instance, you gotta hold in your farts again...",Umm doubt it,"I know right. Why even hold in your farts when you’re travelling, in public."
50760,"There are some downsides tho. For instance, you gotta hold in your farts again...",Umm doubt it,[deleted]
50761,Partner asked me to move in!,This is r/casualconversation not r/congratslikeimfive,"Literally cannot get more casual than this conversation, so, please, reddit policeman, gtfo."
50762,This is r/casualconversation not r/congratslikeimfive,"Literally cannot get more casual than this conversation, so, please, reddit policeman, gtfo.",Weeeee ooooo weeee ooooo off to the donut shop I go
50763,Partner asked me to move in!,How tall is he?,6 foot 3 apparently!!
50764,How tall is he?,6 foot 3 apparently!!,Teehee
50765,Nobody I know cares. But I need to tell somebody.,Ah ledge pal! Congratulations! Have you set a rough date? You must be buzzing 😊,November 7th is what we are shooting for. And I am
50766,Ah ledge pal! Congratulations! Have you set a rough date? You must be buzzing 😊,November 7th is what we are shooting for. And I am,"This year? Bloody hell! Quick off the blocks, nice one! 💚"
50767,November 7th is what we are shooting for. And I am,"This year? Bloody hell! Quick off the blocks, nice one! 💚",Yeah. We don't wanna be that one couple that's engaged for 5 years haha
50768,"This year? Bloody hell! Quick off the blocks, nice one! 💚",Yeah. We don't wanna be that one couple that's engaged for 5 years haha,No fear of that! Good luck to you pal ❤️ ❤️
50769,Ah ledge pal! Congratulations! Have you set a rough date? You must be buzzing 😊,November 7th is what we are shooting for. And I am,Aww that’s my husbands birthday 😁 is that date your anniversary? ❤️
50770,"Just donated bone marrow today to save a stranger’s baby. There is a serious lack of available donors, especially for people of color.",why does the skin color matter? is it something medical or just agenda pushing?,I have never heard of skin color as a factor for compatibility...
50771,why does the skin color matter? is it something medical or just agenda pushing?,I have never heard of skin color as a factor for compatibility...,"Your genetic background is the factor, not your skin color."
50772,I (20 F) went bra shopping for the first time in a few years and need to talk about my experience.,"All boobs are nice boobs
- 99% of guys","""All dicks are nice dicks""

-1% of guys"
50773,"All boobs are nice boobs
- 99% of guys","""All dicks are nice dicks""

-1% of guys",10% of guys are gay so that's an X to doubt from me.
50774,"All boobs are nice boobs
- 99% of guys","""All dicks are nice dicks""

-1% of guys",-guys- girls
50775,I (20 F) went bra shopping for the first time in a few years and need to talk about my experience.,Have you seen /r/ABraThatFits?  Its the greatest public service thing I have ever seen!,Bless you!
50776,Have you seen /r/ABraThatFits?  Its the greatest public service thing I have ever seen!,Bless you!,Bless them!
50777,Bless you!,Bless them!,But without you I wouldn't know about them. So take my blessings damnit. 😉
50778,My boyfriend is just cute.,Glad you found someone 🤗,Thanks! I’m lucky ❤️
50779,Glad you found someone 🤗,Thanks! I’m lucky ❤️,So Glad you found someone.
50780,My boyfriend is just cute.,Glad you found someone 🤗,Without that emoji this could've sounded very passive aggressive
50781,Glad you found someone 🤗,Without that emoji this could've sounded very passive aggressive,Thank goodness for the emoji 😃
50782,Glad you found someone 🤗,Without that emoji this could've sounded very passive aggressive,I think y'all a bit paranoid lol
50783,Without that emoji this could've sounded very passive aggressive,I think y'all a bit paranoid lol,We're on reddit.
50784,My boyfriend is just cute.,I’m guy who just went through a breakup and this is making me cry.,"Are you, me?"
50785,I’m guy who just went through a breakup and this is making me cry.,"Are you, me?",Fooooooooooootbal!
50786,I’m guy who just went through a breakup and this is making me cry.,"Are you, me?",For now at least. We just need a distraction.
50787,My boyfriend is just cute.,Haha cute! I hope I'll have something like that someday. :),"You will, I’m sure!"
50788,Haha cute! I hope I'll have something like that someday. :),"You will, I’m sure!","Blegh, love seems so complicated sometimes. I dunno."
50789,My boyfriend is just cute.,damn can I get a girlfriend already,I’m sure it’ll happen one day!
50790,damn can I get a girlfriend already,I’m sure it’ll happen one day!,I'm pretty sure I'll never get one. But it makes me happy to see others in happy relationships.
50791,My boyfriend is just cute.,How’d you meet him?,We actually met on Tinder :)
50792,How’d you meet him?,We actually met on Tinder :),Well I’m happy for you guys :))) I hope you have many more great years together
50793,My boyfriend is just cute.,Your happiness sickens me.,Be sick then! :)
50794,Your happiness sickens me.,Be sick then! :),&lt;3
50795,Does anyone know any tasty Tea?,Try r/tea :),"Thanks, I didn't know there was a sub for Tea XD"
50796,Try r/tea :),"Thanks, I didn't know there was a sub for Tea XD",There's a sub for just about *everything* :)
50797,"Thanks, I didn't know there was a sub for Tea XD",There's a sub for just about *everything* :),"That's why I love Reddit, you're bound to find a sub that's perfect for you XD"
50798,There's a sub for just about *everything* :),"That's why I love Reddit, you're bound to find a sub that's perfect for you XD","I know! And, if you can't find it, you can make it! 🤣"
50799,"That's why I love Reddit, you're bound to find a sub that's perfect for you XD","I know! And, if you can't find it, you can make it! 🤣","Exactly, and thanks again for showing me my new fav sub XD."
50800,"I know! And, if you can't find it, you can make it! 🤣","Exactly, and thanks again for showing me my new fav sub XD.",:) enjoy!
50801,Late night chat? :),5:45 a.m. here I'm not a very good sleeper lol,man i feel you. i use pills to sleep haha
50802,5:45 a.m. here I'm not a very good sleeper lol,man i feel you. i use pills to sleep haha,You've still got time where you are take your pills now lol
50803,man i feel you. i use pills to sleep haha,You've still got time where you are take your pills now lol,already did right after work! it takes about 2 hours to kick in though!
50804,Late night chat? :),"11:47 here, we share time zone i guess",nice. whats vaguest description of your state?
50805,"11:47 here, we share time zone i guess",nice. whats vaguest description of your state?,"I live constantly surrounded by earthquakes and mountains, can u guess?"
50806,nice. whats vaguest description of your state?,"I live constantly surrounded by earthquakes and mountains, can u guess?",honestly no lmao. mexico?
50807,"I live constantly surrounded by earthquakes and mountains, can u guess?",honestly no lmao. mexico?,"Cold, going to the south"
50808,honestly no lmao. mexico?,"Cold, going to the south",are you in South America?
50809,"Cold, going to the south",are you in South America?,Warm warm
50810,are you in South America?,Warm warm,Chile!
50811,Warm warm,Chile!,"Haha almost, Perú. Which state you're writing for?"
50812,Late night chat? :),1:05 here in Toronto. Try and guess what show I'm watching.,"if it aint Game of Thrones, i dont wanna hear it lmao. Nah, my guess is probably The Office."
50813,1:05 here in Toronto. Try and guess what show I'm watching.,"if it aint Game of Thrones, i dont wanna hear it lmao. Nah, my guess is probably The Office.",Hahaha nope. I do like the Office though.
50814,"I (F) grew up rural and was always intimidated when going to The Big City. I felt ‘not good/cool enough’. Now I work in Times Square NYC, and every time I see someone with ~that~ look on their face, I compliment their outfit. I can tell by their smiles that it makes them feel good",You are the best type of person. Good on you. We need more of this in all our lives.,Aw thanks!
50815,You are the best type of person. Good on you. We need more of this in all our lives.,Aw thanks!,[removed]
50816,Aw thanks!,[removed],So true haha. We’re always running because MTA made us late or something
50817,"I (F) grew up rural and was always intimidated when going to The Big City. I felt ‘not good/cool enough’. Now I work in Times Square NYC, and every time I see someone with ~that~ look on their face, I compliment their outfit. I can tell by their smiles that it makes them feel good",Not all heroes wear capes!,Now I kind of want to get a cape. I’m Compliment-Girl!
50818,Not all heroes wear capes!,Now I kind of want to get a cape. I’m Compliment-Girl!,We’re real life cheerleaders!
50819,"I (F) grew up rural and was always intimidated when going to The Big City. I felt ‘not good/cool enough’. Now I work in Times Square NYC, and every time I see someone with ~that~ look on their face, I compliment their outfit. I can tell by their smiles that it makes them feel good",You’re awesome!,"YOU are awesome as well, my friend. Also, that icon, does that mean it’s your cake day?"
50820,You’re awesome!,"YOU are awesome as well, my friend. Also, that icon, does that mean it’s your cake day?",Oh man I had no idea! Thanks for telling me I’ve missed it every time till now!
50821,"YOU are awesome as well, my friend. Also, that icon, does that mean it’s your cake day?",Oh man I had no idea! Thanks for telling me I’ve missed it every time till now!,HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!! Hope you have an incredible day!!!
50822,"I (F) grew up rural and was always intimidated when going to The Big City. I felt ‘not good/cool enough’. Now I work in Times Square NYC, and every time I see someone with ~that~ look on their face, I compliment their outfit. I can tell by their smiles that it makes them feel good",Well you are a totally awesome human being,Thank you. I’m sure you are too (and would love to hear about it)
50823,Well you are a totally awesome human being,Thank you. I’m sure you are too (and would love to hear about it),You're very welcome. And I'm pretty sure I'm not
50824,Thank you. I’m sure you are too (and would love to hear about it),You're very welcome. And I'm pretty sure I'm not,No way. You totally are. 3000
50825,You're very welcome. And I'm pretty sure I'm not,No way. You totally are. 3000,"Aww, thank you. 3000"
50826,"I (F) grew up rural and was always intimidated when going to The Big City. I felt ‘not good/cool enough’. Now I work in Times Square NYC, and every time I see someone with ~that~ look on their face, I compliment their outfit. I can tell by their smiles that it makes them feel good",I am gonna try doing this too. Thanks for the idea. You are a kind person.,That’s awesome! We can be kind together!
50827,I am gonna try doing this too. Thanks for the idea. You are a kind person.,That’s awesome! We can be kind together!,Thanks!
50828,"I (F) grew up rural and was always intimidated when going to The Big City. I felt ‘not good/cool enough’. Now I work in Times Square NYC, and every time I see someone with ~that~ look on their face, I compliment their outfit. I can tell by their smiles that it makes them feel good",YOU THAT EVERYDAY HERO!,I LOVE THIS!
50829,YOU THAT EVERYDAY HERO!,I LOVE THIS!,... truly .... 💝
50830,"I (F) grew up rural and was always intimidated when going to The Big City. I felt ‘not good/cool enough’. Now I work in Times Square NYC, and every time I see someone with ~that~ look on their face, I compliment their outfit. I can tell by their smiles that it makes them feel good",You are the best!, Have you ever watched Black Mirror series?
50831,You are the best!, Have you ever watched Black Mirror series?,"No, I have been told I should!"
50832, Have you ever watched Black Mirror series?,"No, I have been told I should!","Start with my username ! Let me know what you think, OK?"
50833,No smoking for almost a month,That's awesome. Keep it up B.C. the longer you smoke the harder it'll be to have that will power,Yeah I learned that the hard way. You too man. Stay far away from the devil sticks.
50834,That's awesome. Keep it up B.C. the longer you smoke the harder it'll be to have that will power,Yeah I learned that the hard way. You too man. Stay far away from the devil sticks.,"Still at it, 33 and smoking like when I started at 14"
50835,No smoking for almost a month,"Consider yourself a non-smoker! I quit in 1999, and I never looked back.",Good job my dude. Hopefully I can keep it up forever.
50836,"Consider yourself a non-smoker! I quit in 1999, and I never looked back.",Good job my dude. Hopefully I can keep it up forever.,You will! We all have faith in you.
50837,Let's chat Reddit 3: Rise of the Me Me's,Do I say a meme? Or say anything in general? I’m not understanding :( but I’m bored too.,"Whatever you want, I just put that title as a reference to Rise of Machines"
50838,Do I say a meme? Or say anything in general? I’m not understanding :( but I’m bored too.,"Whatever you want, I just put that title as a reference to Rise of Machines",Is that a movie? I’m old and not hip lol
50839,"Whatever you want, I just put that title as a reference to Rise of Machines",Is that a movie? I’m old and not hip lol,"Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, yeah it's a movie"
50840,Let's chat Reddit 3: Rise of the Me Me's,You still there,"Hold on, let me check... Yep, think so"
50841,You still there,"Hold on, let me check... Yep, think so",What’s something you’re knowledgeable about
50842,Anybody up for a chat about anything? Having a bad mental day and would love to just talk!,I would love to talk as well. I don't have too much time though. But we can chat for a while...,"
What are you off to go to relatively soon? Anything interesting?"
50843,I would love to talk as well. I don't have too much time though. But we can chat for a while...,"
What are you off to go to relatively soon? Anything interesting?",Nothing just sleep XD I'm in middle Europe and have school tommorow...
50844,I would love to talk as well. I don't have too much time though. But we can chat for a while...,"
What are you off to go to relatively soon? Anything interesting?",And where are you from?
50845,"
What are you off to go to relatively soon? Anything interesting?",And where are you from?,I'm in Indiana currently. From a little bit of everywhere as I'm a military Brat.
50846,And where are you from?,I'm in Indiana currently. From a little bit of everywhere as I'm a military Brat.,Military brat? What is that?
50847,I'm in Indiana currently. From a little bit of everywhere as I'm a military Brat.,Military brat? What is that?,I was born into a military family.
50848,Military brat? What is that?,I was born into a military family.,Interesting... never heard about it before :)
50849,I was born into a military family.,Interesting... never heard about it before :),"Yeah, it's just an easy term to describe a child who's parent(s) is (are) in the military."
50850,Military brat? What is that?,I was born into a military family.,You have tag about music... what's your favourite styl/band/song?
50851,I was born into a military family.,You have tag about music... what's your favourite styl/band/song?,Oh I see...
50852,I accidentally flashed a group of people at a coffee shop today,You brightened up the day for a few of those coffee drinkers.,Unless she weighs 600lbs
50853,You brightened up the day for a few of those coffee drinkers.,Unless she weighs 600lbs,"Am overweight, definitely adds to the embarassment. Gigantic butt"
50854,Unless she weighs 600lbs,"Am overweight, definitely adds to the embarassment. Gigantic butt",Nah that's even better ;)
50855,"Can we just quit calling women ""females""?","Nobody says ""females"" except on Reddit.","I hear men at work say it occasionally. Or should I say ""males"""
50856,"Nobody says ""females"" except on Reddit.","I hear men at work say it occasionally. Or should I say ""males""","Sure, because nobody gives a fuck"
50857,"I hear men at work say it occasionally. Or should I say ""males""","Sure, because nobody gives a fuck",Exactly
50858,"Can we just quit calling women ""females""?",Imo female sounds cute,I can't think of a context where it would. Could you give me one?
50859,Imo female sounds cute,I can't think of a context where it would. Could you give me one?,Not in a specific scenario tho
50860,I can't think of a context where it would. Could you give me one?,Not in a specific scenario tho,What do you mean? You just think it sounds cute in general?
50861,Not in a specific scenario tho,What do you mean? You just think it sounds cute in general?,Yes
50862,I just graduated High School!,Congratulations!,Thanks!
50863,Congratulations!,Thanks!,"Keep up the effort in college, if you decide to go, it's pretty easy to get distracted"
50864,Thanks!,"Keep up the effort in college, if you decide to go, it's pretty easy to get distracted",Thank you! I will do my best!
50865,I just graduated High School!,"Rock on!!! I went back to college at 40, so I relate to finishing late! :D",I wish I could do flair that damn well. Haha.
50866,"Rock on!!! I went back to college at 40, so I relate to finishing late! :D",I wish I could do flair that damn well. Haha.,Making flair is easy. *Being* what you write is the real magic. ;)
50867,I just graduated High School!,Congrats ! Planning to go to college after that ?,I'm gonna join the Army. I'll try and do online school while I'm there.
50868,Congrats ! Planning to go to college after that ?,I'm gonna join the Army. I'll try and do online school while I'm there.,I heard the USAF likes people with a &gt;3.5 GPA.
50869,I'm gonna join the Army. I'll try and do online school while I'm there.,I heard the USAF likes people with a &gt;3.5 GPA.,"Yeah, but they are hard to get into because they have more recruits than they have positions."
50870,I heard the USAF likes people with a &gt;3.5 GPA.,"Yeah, but they are hard to get into because they have more recruits than they have positions.",The Air Force is actually having manpower issues right now
50871,"Yeah, but they are hard to get into because they have more recruits than they have positions.",The Air Force is actually having manpower issues right now,Hmm I'll need to look into that. Thank you!
50872,I just graduated High School!,What's a GPA?,3.7
50873,What's a GPA?,3.7,4.0 is the highest you can get.
50874,3.7,4.0 is the highest you can get.,Thanks dude :D
50875,Bought my first flannel yesterday. I’ve been hugging it and covering myself with it almost every hour of the day. What’s your clothing represent?,Wait do people think im gay because i wear flannel?,"no, not even close."
50876,Wait do people think im gay because i wear flannel?,"no, not even close.",Ok cool
50877,Bought my first flannel yesterday. I’ve been hugging it and covering myself with it almost every hour of the day. What’s your clothing represent?,"Scarves. I love them, and I have plenty. I try to wear them every time I can.","They’re hugs for your neck, who doesn’t love them?"
50878,"Scarves. I love them, and I have plenty. I try to wear them every time I can.","They’re hugs for your neck, who doesn’t love them?","Totally! Especially the Infiniti scarves, they are the best!"
50879,I got 4 days off in a row from work and it’s the most exciting feeling,Gift yourself a binge-watch session of some really good movies.,Oh yeah! What movies??
50880,Gift yourself a binge-watch session of some really good movies.,Oh yeah! What movies??,Try watching The Others. I just watched it and i absolutely loved the story
50881,Gift yourself a binge-watch session of some really good movies.,Oh yeah! What movies??,"Watch ""over the garden wall"". Perfect length and great story."
50882,Oh yeah! What movies??,"Watch ""over the garden wall"". Perfect length and great story.",I’ll check it out!
50883,"Watch ""over the garden wall"". Perfect length and great story.",I’ll check it out!,Watch The Shining for its isolation element. It'll tie in with you being home from work!
50884,I’ll check it out!,Watch The Shining for its isolation element. It'll tie in with you being home from work!,Oh I’ll give it a look.
50885,Watch The Shining for its isolation element. It'll tie in with you being home from work!,Oh I’ll give it a look.,Amelie is beautiful if you’re cool with subtitles
50886,"Watch ""over the garden wall"". Perfect length and great story.",I’ll check it out!,Moonrise Kingdom is a great watch!
50887,Gift yourself a binge-watch session of some really good movies.,Oh yeah! What movies??,Not a movie but highly recommend The Good Place!!
50888,Oh yeah! What movies??,Not a movie but highly recommend The Good Place!!,I second the Good Place! What a wholesome show!
50889,Gift yourself a binge-watch session of some really good movies.,Oh yeah! What movies??,get started on a new netflix series. i would 1000000% recommend narcos
50890,Oh yeah! What movies??,get started on a new netflix series. i would 1000000% recommend narcos,Hmmmm I’ll think about that one! I got a good one going now
50891,Gift yourself a binge-watch session of some really good movies.,Oh yeah! What movies??,"Aliens. 

Starship Troopers. 

The Ballad of Buster Skruggs."
50892,Gift yourself a binge-watch session of some really good movies.,Oh yeah! What movies??,Oldboy (original)
50893,Gift yourself a binge-watch session of some really good movies.,Oh yeah! What movies??,The Lobster
50894,Gift yourself a binge-watch session of some really good movies.,Oh yeah! What movies??,The entire fast and furious franchise if you haven’t already
50895,Oh yeah! What movies??,The entire fast and furious franchise if you haven’t already,I think I’ve only seen up to 5
50896,I got 4 days off in a row from work and it’s the most exciting feeling,Day drink! It's so liberating cracking open a cold one at 10am,Well...I don’t drink lol
50897,Day drink! It's so liberating cracking open a cold one at 10am,Well...I don’t drink lol,Ah pity! Still - enjoy some good food and time to chill out!
50898,Day drink! It's so liberating cracking open a cold one at 10am,Well...I don’t drink lol,"Well you could start, and then quit. That way you’ll have a sense of accomplishment."
50899,I got 4 days off in a row from work and it’s the most exciting feeling,"Give yourself a hot bath. 

And an ice cream later. :p","But what do people do in the bath? Doesn’t it get boring? I do like hot tubs, though!"
50900,"Give yourself a hot bath. 

And an ice cream later. :p","But what do people do in the bath? Doesn’t it get boring? I do like hot tubs, though!",Treat yo self
50901,I just popped a 3+ year old zit and it feels amazing,I hope its just zit and nothing else,What else could it be?
50902,I hope its just zit and nothing else,What else could it be?,A Whitehead. They don't go on their own and can be mistaken for a zit.
50903,I hope its just zit and nothing else,What else could it be?,Possibly milia which I get from time to time.
50904,I hope its just zit and nothing else,What else could it be?,could have been a stye
50905,I hope its just zit and nothing else,What else could it be?,"2 zits...

Da da daaaaaaah"
50906,I hope its just zit and nothing else,What else could it be?,Maybe milia?
50907,I just popped a 3+ year old zit and it feels amazing,r/popping wants u!,I'm waiting till after dinner to check this out.
50908,r/popping wants u!,I'm waiting till after dinner to check this out.,Probably for the best :')
50909,r/popping wants u!,I'm waiting till after dinner to check this out.,might want to wait until you're almost hungry again to minimize splash risk
50910,r/popping wants u!,I'm waiting till after dinner to check this out.,Your idea of dessert differs from mine
50911,r/popping wants u!,I'm waiting till after dinner to check this out.,It makes your skin crawl but it's so cleansing at the same time
50912,I just popped a 3+ year old zit and it feels amazing,r/popping wants u!,I don’t want to click. But I really do.
50913,r/popping wants u!,I don’t want to click. But I really do.,"It’s clicked and unclicked at the same time, in your mind......."
50914,I don’t want to click. But I really do.,"It’s clicked and unclicked at the same time, in your mind.......", Schrödinger's Click?
50915,I just popped a 3+ year old zit and it feels amazing,r/popping wants u!,This whole sub should be marked as NSFW! Especially that post with a horse...
50916,r/popping wants u!,This whole sub should be marked as NSFW! Especially that post with a horse...,I don't like that I know that video off the top of my head.
50917,This whole sub should be marked as NSFW! Especially that post with a horse...,I don't like that I know that video off the top of my head.,Now I regret being too curious to stop. And I was working with corpses for some time!
50918,This whole sub should be marked as NSFW! Especially that post with a horse...,I don't like that I know that video off the top of my head.,There are multiples! And cows too!
50919,r/popping wants u!,This whole sub should be marked as NSFW! Especially that post with a horse...,You mean NSFL.
50920,r/popping wants u!,This whole sub should be marked as NSFW! Especially that post with a horse...,Nope.
50921,I just popped a 3+ year old zit and it feels amazing,r/popping wants u!,"Omg, I had no idea this existed. THANK YOU"
50922,r/popping wants u!,"Omg, I had no idea this existed. THANK YOU","One of us, one of us, one of us"
50923,"Omg, I had no idea this existed. THANK YOU","One of us, one of us, one of us",I just spent the last 30 min+ on this page.
50924,"One of us, one of us, one of us",I just spent the last 30 min+ on this page.,"One of us, one of us, one of us"
50925,r/popping wants u!,"Omg, I had no idea this existed. THANK YOU",/r/poppingpimples &amp; /r/pimplepoppersdelight are 2 of my favorites!
50926,I just popped a 3+ year old zit and it feels amazing,3 YEARS?!,I’ve got cystic acne and I’ve had this small one on my chin for at least 9 years.
50927,3 YEARS?!,I’ve got cystic acne and I’ve had this small one on my chin for at least 9 years.,I have one on my nose that just keeps coming back whenever I pop it
50928,3 YEARS?!,I’ve got cystic acne and I’ve had this small one on my chin for at least 9 years.,Use a thumb tack
50929,I’ve got cystic acne and I’ve had this small one on my chin for at least 9 years.,Use a thumb tack,No.
50930,Use a thumb tack,No.,It works
50931,Use a thumb tack,No.,Get some lances from your local diabetic.
50932,Use a thumb tack,No.,Use toenail clippers.
50933,I’ve got cystic acne and I’ve had this small one on my chin for at least 9 years.,Use a thumb tack,i use a safety pin to pop it and the end of a bobby pin to squeeze it out.
50934,I’ve got cystic acne and I’ve had this small one on my chin for at least 9 years.,Use a thumb tack,...i'm not alone...
50935,3 YEARS?!,I’ve got cystic acne and I’ve had this small one on my chin for at least 9 years.,I would take a knife to it.
50936,I’ve got cystic acne and I’ve had this small one on my chin for at least 9 years.,I would take a knife to it.,A pop knife (not a poop knife - for clarification)
50937,I would take a knife to it.,A pop knife (not a poop knife - for clarification),The fact that you even needed that clarification.. I love Reddit.
50938,I would take a knife to it.,A pop knife (not a poop knife - for clarification),Anyone got a link to the poop knife story?
50939,I’ve got cystic acne and I’ve had this small one on my chin for at least 9 years.,I would take a knife to it.,Happy green triangle day!
50940,3 YEARS?!,I’ve got cystic acne and I’ve had this small one on my chin for at least 9 years.,Accutane
50941,3 YEARS?!,I’ve got cystic acne and I’ve had this small one on my chin for at least 9 years.,I had one on my forehead for about two years. Cut it out eventually
50942,I just popped a 3+ year old zit and it feels amazing,3 YEARS?!,This is the first time I’ve ever seen anyone say thanks for 300 upvotes.
50943,3 YEARS?!,This is the first time I’ve ever seen anyone say thanks for 300 upvotes.,Well i’ve never had this many upvotes so i’m happy lmao
50944,I just popped a 3+ year old zit and it feels amazing,"Dude just go to a dermatologist next time, blech",Too expensive for some. American healthcare system and all.
50945,"Dude just go to a dermatologist next time, blech",Too expensive for some. American healthcare system and all.,Getting a cyst popped doesn’t cost much
50946,Too expensive for some. American healthcare system and all.,Getting a cyst popped doesn’t cost much,Popping it yourself is free
50947,Getting a cyst popped doesn’t cost much,Popping it yourself is free,And he didn’t pop it for three years
50948,Popping it yourself is free,And he didn’t pop it for three years,Also free
50949,I ate watermelon for the first time and can't believe what I've been missing.,Bro my best friend is allergic to watermelon. This gives me hope for him,Tell them to get tested. Never just try shit at home. Might not end well.
50950,Bro my best friend is allergic to watermelon. This gives me hope for him,Tell them to get tested. Never just try shit at home. Might not end well.,I can try lol. He's a stubborn butthole
50951,I ate watermelon for the first time and can't believe what I've been missing.,"I don't like watermelons, but I feel happy for you",What dont you like about watermelons? You might have tried a bad one or a expired one.
50952,"I don't like watermelons, but I feel happy for you",What dont you like about watermelons? You might have tried a bad one or a expired one.,"Sweet, but not in the way that I like."
50953,What dont you like about watermelons? You might have tried a bad one or a expired one.,"Sweet, but not in the way that I like.",I’m the same about marzipan.
50954,I ate watermelon for the first time and can't believe what I've been missing.,"I don't like watermelons, but I feel happy for you","I don’t like watermelon either. Something about the texture. But agreed, happy for OP."
50955,"I don't like watermelons, but I feel happy for you","I don’t like watermelon either. Something about the texture. But agreed, happy for OP."," I don’t like watermelon either. Something about the taste. But agreed, happy for OP."
50956,"I don’t like watermelon either. Something about the texture. But agreed, happy for OP."," I don’t like watermelon either. Something about the taste. But agreed, happy for OP.",Echo!
50957,"I don’t like watermelon either. Something about the texture. But agreed, happy for OP."," I don’t like watermelon either. Something about the taste. But agreed, happy for OP.","It tastes like soggy styrofoam, I don't get the hype."
50958,I ate watermelon for the first time and can't believe what I've been missing.,Wait so how old are you again??,26
50959,Wait so how old are you again??,26,Damm that’s a rip in the chat
50960,I was just at Costco and I heard a kid say the sweetest thing.,That's adorable.,My heart melted a little.
50961,That's adorable.,My heart melted a little.,And it wasn’t because the AC went out.
50962,That's adorable.,My heart melted a little.,"This moment is so sweet, i could put it in a cup of tea."
50963,My heart melted a little.,"This moment is so sweet, i could put it in a cup of tea.","Now would be a really bad time to mention that I like my tea without sugar, but oh well..."
50964,"This moment is so sweet, i could put it in a cup of tea.","Now would be a really bad time to mention that I like my tea without sugar, but oh well...","That's why you use small kids instead, obviously"
50965,My heart melted a little.,"This moment is so sweet, i could put it in a cup of tea.",Your better off without that extra sugar trust me.
50966,I was just at Costco and I heard a kid say the sweetest thing.,Wait until one dumps him for his friend,Wait until his wife has baby three colors too dark
50967,Wait until one dumps him for his friend,Wait until his wife has baby three colors too dark,Or with the wrong nose. Ya never know
50968,Just paid off my first car...feeling very proud and didn’t have anyone else to tell,Hey congratulations! Here’s to many more accomplishments!,"Hell ya, thank you"
50969,Hey congratulations! Here’s to many more accomplishments!,"Hell ya, thank you","OP, what car is it?"
50970,Just paid off my first car...feeling very proud and didn’t have anyone else to tell,Im proud of ya!,Thank you!!!
50971,Im proud of ya!,Thank you!!!,❤
50972,I’m fighting my stutter!,Good luck. Remember your silent h's.,"Thanks, and good advice!"
50973,Good luck. Remember your silent h's.,"Thanks, and good advice!","Pleasure.

My speech therapist taught me that little one."
50974,I’m fighting my stutter!,Samuel L. Jackson cured his stutter with the word “motherfucker”,"I know, and now he’s famous for that word!"
50975,Samuel L. Jackson cured his stutter with the word “motherfucker”,"I know, and now he’s famous for that word!",You are famous to your pets imo
50976,I’m fighting my stutter!,You go boy!!!!!!,Hell yeah!
50977,You go boy!!!!!!,Hell yeah!,Own it champ!
50978,I’m fighting my stutter!,You'll get through it! Much love,Thanks so much!
50979,You'll get through it! Much love,Thanks so much!,It's no problem! 🤘🏻
50980,I’m fighting my stutter!,"Honestly, I couldn’t even tell.",What do you mean?
50981,"Honestly, I couldn’t even tell.",What do you mean?,"Just a joke, meaning couldn’t tell you had a stutter by reading your post."
50982,What do you mean?,"Just a joke, meaning couldn’t tell you had a stutter by reading your post.",Haha g-g-good one!
50983,"Just a joke, meaning couldn’t tell you had a stutter by reading your post.",Haha g-g-good one!,"All in good fun. Best of luck, and kudos for taking the all important first steps!!!"
50984,I’m fighting my stutter!,When I read your post I don't hear any stuttering bro. You are fine.,What do you mean you don’t hear any stuttering?
50985,When I read your post I don't hear any stuttering bro. You are fine.,What do you mean you don’t hear any stuttering?,I was supposed to be a joke
50986,What do you mean you don’t hear any stuttering?,I was supposed to be a joke,"I’m an idiot, s-s-sorry about that haha"
50987,My book was purchased by a library!,Congrats love! 💕,Thank you very much!!
50988,Congrats love! 💕,Thank you very much!!,Of course!
50989,My book was purchased by a library!,"Ill try and read it sometime,it sounds great!",Thank you very much! It would be much appreciated!
50990,"Ill try and read it sometime,it sounds great!",Thank you very much! It would be much appreciated!,":D might take a while tho,im broke"
50991,Thank you very much! It would be much appreciated!,":D might take a while tho,im broke",Haha I get that! No worries at all!
50992,Lets talk about lofi hiphop beats,Yes! I listen to these when I’m working all the time!,"I misread this as ""when I'm working out."" I bet it would make good workout music"
50993,Yes! I listen to these when I’m working all the time!,"I misread this as ""when I'm working out."" I bet it would make good workout music",Definitely could be good for yoga
50994,Haven’t drank coke for almost 3 months now,Welcome to r/hydrohommies,Welcome brother. Please leave your reusable straws at the door.
50995,Welcome to r/hydrohommies,Welcome brother. Please leave your reusable straws at the door.,Except if you need them for medical conditions
50996,Welcome brother. Please leave your reusable straws at the door.,Except if you need them for medical conditions,Stupid question : why would a medical condition require someone to use a straw?
50997,Except if you need them for medical conditions,Stupid question : why would a medical condition require someone to use a straw?,Emergency tracheotomy?
50998,Haven’t drank coke for almost 3 months now,Welcome to r/hydrohommies,Only Americans could congratulate themselves for drinking water 😂
50999,Welcome to r/hydrohommies,Only Americans could congratulate themselves for drinking water 😂,"Well everyone should! It’s healthy, saves money, reduces waste, winners all around :D"
51000,Only Americans could congratulate themselves for drinking water 😂,"Well everyone should! It’s healthy, saves money, reduces waste, winners all around :D",Most people do it’s not a big thing lol
51001,Welcome to r/hydrohommies,Only Americans could congratulate themselves for drinking water 😂,Hey as a brit I know a lot of people here subbed to it. What's your problem with it?
51002,Haven’t drank coke for almost 3 months now,Soda will lead to health problems and kill you basically.,"So will too much water or literally anything for that matter, did you have a point?"
51003,Soda will lead to health problems and kill you basically.,"So will too much water or literally anything for that matter, did you have a point?",[removed]
51004,What is your favorite kind of cake?,Does Tiramisu count?,"Yes, yes it does. And, it's wonderful :+)"
51005,Does Tiramisu count?,"Yes, yes it does. And, it's wonderful :+)","The perfectly sweet dessert, if you ask me."
51006,What is your favorite kind of cake?,Chhhoocccoolllaaatteeee in the buiiillddddiinngggg lol,Mine too! I live for chocolate.
51007,Chhhoocccoolllaaatteeee in the buiiillddddiinngggg lol,Mine too! I live for chocolate.,And they better know it! 😊🙌
51008,Do any of you know any songs that take you into another dimension?,"Jimi hendrix little wings

sweet dream in sea major",i liked it
51009,"Jimi hendrix little wings

sweet dream in sea major",i liked it,glad to hear
51010,Do any of you know any songs that take you into another dimension?,"Jimi hendrix little wings

sweet dream in sea major",Little Wings is by far my favorite Jimi Hendrix song.
51011,"Jimi hendrix little wings

sweet dream in sea major",Little Wings is by far my favorite Jimi Hendrix song.,same
51012,Do any of you know any songs that take you into another dimension?,Song for the Deaf -- Queens of the Stone Age,This was magical
51013,Song for the Deaf -- Queens of the Stone Age,This was magical,It was even better in concert.
51014,I've never felt more out of place than a Subaru service waiting room,Which Subaru?,"It's a 2010 Forrester. Straight Mom SUV.

I like it though"
51015,Which Subaru?,"It's a 2010 Forrester. Straight Mom SUV.

I like it though",Foresters are awesome!
51016,I've never felt more out of place than a Subaru service waiting room,Which Subaru?,I just traded in my sporty 2018 Honda hatchback for a Crosstrek. No regrets.
51017,Which Subaru?,I just traded in my sporty 2018 Honda hatchback for a Crosstrek. No regrets.,I traded in my 2012 Audi A4 for a 2019 Crosstrek. No regret here either!
51018,Do you believe in the japanese quote that everybody have 3 faces ?,"O guess it’s the same thing as the other trio: ego, superego and id.",i didn't knew of that one !
51019,"O guess it’s the same thing as the other trio: ego, superego and id.",i didn't knew of that one !,"Look it up, it’s an interesting subject."
51020,Do you believe in the japanese quote that everybody have 3 faces ?,I think that third mask shows up on social media a lot.,indeed
51021,I think that third mask shows up on social media a lot.,indeed,behind the veil of anonymity of course
51022,Do you believe in the japanese quote that everybody have 3 faces ?,I dont believe in it because there is only one place on your body to put a face,Press E to use your intelligence
51023,I dont believe in it because there is only one place on your body to put a face,Press E to use your intelligence,No intelligence remaining
51024,Do you believe in the japanese quote that everybody have 3 faces ?,I just picked my nose with my bare finger and I don’t show that face to anyone so yeah,the most shameful face
51025,I just picked my nose with my bare finger and I don’t show that face to anyone so yeah,the most shameful face,"oh yes, a lot of shame, a lot of satisfaction"
51026,the most shameful face,"oh yes, a lot of shame, a lot of satisfaction",the devil's temptation
51027,I bought weed for the first time today!,I turned 21 last weekend and finally bought legal weed ✌ Great time.,I turned 21 Monday and got penny joints at a few shops!
51028,I turned 21 last weekend and finally bought legal weed ✌ Great time.,I turned 21 Monday and got penny joints at a few shops!,hello bro which strain did you take and whats the cost per gram
51029,I turned 21 Monday and got penny joints at a few shops!,hello bro which strain did you take and whats the cost per gram,hello bro you sound like a cop
51030,I bought weed for the first time today!,I turned 21 last weekend and finally bought legal weed ✌ Great time.,You're lucky weed is legal in your State. Make sure to be grateful of that.
51031,I turned 21 last weekend and finally bought legal weed ✌ Great time.,You're lucky weed is legal in your State. Make sure to be grateful of that.,Hell yeah dude. I give my thanks to the weed gods almost every day.
51032,I bought weed for the first time today!,Good luck and I hope your able to concentrate on your work. Hope we get a follow up,Thanks! I didn't even think of following up but now I will:)
51033,Good luck and I hope your able to concentrate on your work. Hope we get a follow up,Thanks! I didn't even think of following up but now I will:),Gold means you have to follow up. Kthxbye
51034,I bought weed for the first time today!,"I wish I had nerds rope edibles, wow!","I'm pretty sure she said she rolled it in the weed, somehow? Idk!"
51035,"I wish I had nerds rope edibles, wow!","I'm pretty sure she said she rolled it in the weed, somehow? Idk!",It's actually sprayed on usually
51036,I bought weed for the first time today!,Posted 3 hours ago - how ya doing so far?,Thanks for asking! I'm actually planning to do it Sunday. Will update after!
51037,Posted 3 hours ago - how ya doing so far?,Thanks for asking! I'm actually planning to do it Sunday. Will update after!,Nice! Yeah keep us posted it sounds like a marvelous Labor Day weekend
51038,I bought weed for the first time today!,Train has left the station,And awaaaaay we go
51039,Train has left the station,And awaaaaay we go,Happy you picked up on the “once upon a time in Hollywood” reference
51040,I bought weed for the first time today!,How is it going?,Doing it Sunday:)
51041,How is it going?,Doing it Sunday:),"Oops, still hope you have a nice time"
51042,Doing it Sunday:),"Oops, still hope you have a nice time",Thank you!
51043,"Those of you with pets, do you ever look around and realize how cool/ weird it is that we just cohabitate with other animals?","Lol sometimes I do. Like, they have their own lives going on but we happen to “own” them.",I think a more accurate description of my situation is that my pets own me! 😹
51044,"Lol sometimes I do. Like, they have their own lives going on but we happen to “own” them.",I think a more accurate description of my situation is that my pets own me! 😹,"Dogs think you’re god, cats think they’re god"
51045,Celebrating a $40k raise by myself,Congratulations. Did you have to kill anyone to gat such a pay rise? Lol,Only the shell of my former self! My therapist would be so proud!!!
51046,Congratulations. Did you have to kill anyone to gat such a pay rise? Lol,Only the shell of my former self! My therapist would be so proud!!!,That is a deep answer. Well done that man!!!
51047,Only the shell of my former self! My therapist would be so proud!!!,That is a deep answer. Well done that man!!!,Or woman.
51048,That is a deep answer. Well done that man!!!,Or woman.,That is a deep woman
51049,Or woman.,That is a deep woman,As if the hole couldn’t get any wider
51050,That is a deep woman,As if the hole couldn’t get any wider,That's what she said
51051,That is a deep woman,As if the hole couldn’t get any wider,*cums violently*
51052,That is a deep woman,As if the hole couldn’t get any wider,r/highmileageholes
51053,That is a deep answer. Well done that man!!!,Or woman.,r/montypython
51054,Congratulations. Did you have to kill anyone to gat such a pay rise? Lol,Only the shell of my former self! My therapist would be so proud!!!,"Reinventing yourself is something most people dream of, but never achieve. Bad ass."
51055,Congratulations. Did you have to kill anyone to gat such a pay rise? Lol,Only the shell of my former self! My therapist would be so proud!!!,Yesssss
51056,Congratulations. Did you have to kill anyone to gat such a pay rise? Lol,Only the shell of my former self! My therapist would be so proud!!!,"have you been diagnosed before or was it for   general support? 
congrats, you earned it"
51057,Congratulations. Did you have to kill anyone to gat such a pay rise? Lol,Only the shell of my former self! My therapist would be so proud!!!,Damn
51058,Congratulations. Did you have to kill anyone to gat such a pay rise? Lol,Only the shell of my former self! My therapist would be so proud!!!,Nice my dude
51059,Congratulations. Did you have to kill anyone to gat such a pay rise? Lol,Only the shell of my former self! My therapist would be so proud!!!,"Great to hear that mate, congratulations"
51060,Congratulations. Did you have to kill anyone to gat such a pay rise? Lol,Only the shell of my former self! My therapist would be so proud!!!,Love this answer.
51061,Congratulations. Did you have to kill anyone to gat such a pay rise? Lol,Only the shell of my former self! My therapist would be so proud!!!,"You should email them, they would really appreciate it"
51062,Celebrating a $40k raise by myself,Congratulations. Did you have to kill anyone to gat such a pay rise? Lol,Just the inner voice telling him to be a victim.
51063,Congratulations. Did you have to kill anyone to gat such a pay rise? Lol,Just the inner voice telling him to be a victim.,But you've succeeded. That's great. You won.
51064,Celebrating a $40k raise by myself,"What flavor Doritos?

Im still mad at them for axing my favorite, Fiery Habanero.",Spicy Sweet Chili. Fiery Habanero sounds so GOOD.
51065,"What flavor Doritos?

Im still mad at them for axing my favorite, Fiery Habanero.",Spicy Sweet Chili. Fiery Habanero sounds so GOOD.,[removed]
51066,"What flavor Doritos?

Im still mad at them for axing my favorite, Fiery Habanero.",Spicy Sweet Chili. Fiery Habanero sounds so GOOD.,A fellow man of exquisite taste
51067,"What flavor Doritos?

Im still mad at them for axing my favorite, Fiery Habanero.",Spicy Sweet Chili. Fiery Habanero sounds so GOOD.,Dude dip them in sour cream. Game changer.
51068,Spicy Sweet Chili. Fiery Habanero sounds so GOOD.,Dude dip them in sour cream. Game changer.,I do that with hot cheetos. it is truly amazing.
51069,Spicy Sweet Chili. Fiery Habanero sounds so GOOD.,Dude dip them in sour cream. Game changer.,Have you tried French onion dip?
51070,Spicy Sweet Chili. Fiery Habanero sounds so GOOD.,Dude dip them in sour cream. Game changer.,Dip em in queso Blanco. It's excellent.
51071,"What flavor Doritos?

Im still mad at them for axing my favorite, Fiery Habanero.",Spicy Sweet Chili. Fiery Habanero sounds so GOOD.,That’s the best flavor. I like them with sour cream.
51072,"What flavor Doritos?

Im still mad at them for axing my favorite, Fiery Habanero.",Spicy Sweet Chili. Fiery Habanero sounds so GOOD.,Sweet spicy chili tastes like Szechuan sauce
51073,"What flavor Doritos?

Im still mad at them for axing my favorite, Fiery Habanero.",Spicy Sweet Chili. Fiery Habanero sounds so GOOD.,Yesss the purple bag is the best kind
51074,"What flavor Doritos?

Im still mad at them for axing my favorite, Fiery Habanero.",Spicy Sweet Chili. Fiery Habanero sounds so GOOD.,"Whew, i was so afraid you were going to go with the nacho cheese.  That flavor is for peasants."
51075,Spicy Sweet Chili. Fiery Habanero sounds so GOOD.,"Whew, i was so afraid you were going to go with the nacho cheese.  That flavor is for peasants.","Check your Dorito privilege, fam."
51076,"What flavor Doritos?

Im still mad at them for axing my favorite, Fiery Habanero.",Spicy Sweet Chili. Fiery Habanero sounds so GOOD.,"Is that the same as ""Sweet Chili Heat""?"
51077,"What flavor Doritos?

Im still mad at them for axing my favorite, Fiery Habanero.",Spicy Sweet Chili. Fiery Habanero sounds so GOOD.,The flaming hot ones aren’t too shabby
51078,"What flavor Doritos?

Im still mad at them for axing my favorite, Fiery Habanero.",Spicy Sweet Chili. Fiery Habanero sounds so GOOD.,"Spicy Sweet Chili are the best! Enjoy them, you earned it!"
51079,Celebrating a $40k raise by myself,Honestly are you Ryan in from the office?,To be fair Ryan probably went from 18k/year to six figures
51080,Honestly are you Ryan in from the office?,To be fair Ryan probably went from 18k/year to six figures,"If you knew how much this haircut cost, you wouldn’t have done that"
51081,Honestly are you Ryan in from the office?,To be fair Ryan probably went from 18k/year to six figures,Yeah you dont live in New York with a coke habbit off 60k a year lol
51082,To be fair Ryan probably went from 18k/year to six figures,Yeah you dont live in New York with a coke habbit off 60k a year lol,"Lol I bet there's at least 50,000 people there that do that for less."
51083,To be fair Ryan probably went from 18k/year to six figures,Yeah you dont live in New York with a coke habbit off 60k a year lol,"Dude I've known poor college students with coke habits... I think it's possible, hahaha."
51084,I think I got my coworker fired.,what a dick move. i despise people like you.,"Funny, I despise people who lie for their own personal gain. How odd."
51085,what a dick move. i despise people like you.,"Funny, I despise people who lie for their own personal gain. How odd.",. _. you got something to tell to me?
51086,"Funny, I despise people who lie for their own personal gain. How odd.",. _. you got something to tell to me?,"You're a dick, mate."
51087,. _. you got something to tell to me?,"You're a dick, mate.","no, because i never snitched on someone."
51088,I think I got my coworker fired.,what a dick move. i despise people like you.,"What can I say? That’s a bitter choice, my friend."
51089,what a dick move. i despise people like you.,"What can I say? That’s a bitter choice, my friend.",:0
51090,I have schizophrenia!,What kind of words would you see on the wall?,I saw the word wait and ocean a lot. That’s the only words I could make out.
51091,What kind of words would you see on the wall?,I saw the word wait and ocean a lot. That’s the only words I could make out.,Maybe your mind wanted you to take a beach trip? XD
51092,I saw the word wait and ocean a lot. That’s the only words I could make out.,Maybe your mind wanted you to take a beach trip? XD,Or to wait until a certain day so you’d find money at the beach or something?
51093,I saw the word wait and ocean a lot. That’s the only words I could make out.,Maybe your mind wanted you to take a beach trip? XD,I like this
51094,I saw the word wait and ocean a lot. That’s the only words I could make out.,Maybe your mind wanted you to take a beach trip? XD,"Voices be like: Look dude, We hate you but if you take us to the beach we might hate you less."
51095,What kind of words would you see on the wall?,I saw the word wait and ocean a lot. That’s the only words I could make out.,Maybe you're Armin.
51096,I made it into med school!,"Congrats! Hope all goes well in med school, and glad you pulled through to get your Phd :)",Thank you very much!
51097,"Congrats! Hope all goes well in med school, and glad you pulled through to get your Phd :)",Thank you very much!,You’re welcome!
51098,I made it into med school!,Awesome! I want to go to med school to be a surgeon,Chase your goals! What stage are you at in your education?
51099,Awesome! I want to go to med school to be a surgeon,Chase your goals! What stage are you at in your education?,I’m a senior in Highschool
51100,I made it into med school!,Onya mate!,Woohoo! Thank you fellow Aussie!!! ❤️
51101,Onya mate!,Woohoo! Thank you fellow Aussie!!! ❤️,Haha no dramas mate :)
51102,I made it into med school!,"Congratulations, future doctor (PhD and MD)! Out of curiosity what are you studying in your PhD?","Medical sciences, in Australia. 

source:OP from other comment"
51103,"Congratulations, future doctor (PhD and MD)! Out of curiosity what are you studying in your PhD?","Medical sciences, in Australia. 

source:OP from other comment","Gotcha, thanks!"
51104,Today I found out my house spider Tom cheated on me.,Tom doesn't deserve you. Time to hit the gym and delete your Facebook.,Don't forget to hire a private detective and lawyer up!
51105,Tom doesn't deserve you. Time to hit the gym and delete your Facebook.,Don't forget to hire a private detective and lawyer up!,And be sure to get tested as well!
51106,Don't forget to hire a private detective and lawyer up!,And be sure to get tested as well!,I'm trying to come up with a spidery STD pun and failing miserably.
51107,And be sure to get tested as well!,I'm trying to come up with a spidery STD pun and failing miserably.,"well, that bites"
51108,I'm trying to come up with a spidery STD pun and failing miserably.,"well, that bites",*rueful chuckle*
51109,And be sure to get tested as well!,I'm trying to come up with a spidery STD pun and failing miserably.,Genital Webs
51110,I'm trying to come up with a spidery STD pun and failing miserably.,Genital Webs,Solid effort.
51111,And be sure to get tested as well!,I'm trying to come up with a spidery STD pun and failing miserably.,Herpa-spider-itis
51112,I'm trying to come up with a spidery STD pun and failing miserably.,Herpa-spider-itis,Seems a little convoluted but you tried!
51113,Don't forget to hire a private detective and lawyer up!,And be sure to get tested as well!,Hol up
51114,Tom doesn't deserve you. Time to hit the gym and delete your Facebook.,Don't forget to hire a private detective and lawyer up!,Look into the Dave Ramsey plan.
51115,Today I found out my house spider Tom cheated on me.,Tom is not a spider. Tom is an opilion.,There are daddy long legs that are actually spiders.  It’s just a general colloquial term.
51116,Tom is not a spider. Tom is an opilion.,There are daddy long legs that are actually spiders.  It’s just a general colloquial term.,Fair enough.
51117,My best friend called me after 3 months and it felt really good,I finally know what motherfucker means in Hindi.Thank you,Madarchod
51118,I finally know what motherfucker means in Hindi.Thank you,Madarchod,Pronunciation by chance? I’m going with Ma-Dar-Kod and I know I’m wrong haha
51119,Madarchod,Pronunciation by chance? I’m going with Ma-Dar-Kod and I know I’m wrong haha,Maa-Dar-chowd.
51120,Pronunciation by chance? I’m going with Ma-Dar-Kod and I know I’m wrong haha,Maa-Dar-chowd.,It's more like Maa-Dar-Chowed
51121,Maa-Dar-chowd.,It's more like Maa-Dar-Chowed,"Ma, the chode"
51122,It's more like Maa-Dar-Chowed,"Ma, the chode","Me, the Chad"
51123,It's more like Maa-Dar-Chowed,"Ma, the chode",MA! THE FUCKIN' CHODE IS BACK!
51124,"Ma, the chode",MA! THE FUCKIN' CHODE IS BACK!,r/nocontext
51125,"Ma, the chode",MA! THE FUCKIN' CHODE IS BACK!,Must’ve broken both of your arms.
51126,MA! THE FUCKIN' CHODE IS BACK!,Must’ve broken both of your arms.,r/everyfuckingthread
51127,Maa-Dar-chowd.,It's more like Maa-Dar-Chowed,Or simply “Mother-chowed”
51128,It's more like Maa-Dar-Chowed,Or simply “Mother-chowed”,"It's more like ""maather"" than ""mother"""
51129,Or simply “Mother-chowed”,"It's more like ""maather"" than ""mother""","Yes, but to make it easier for those who are new. They can move on to that later."
51130,Pronunciation by chance? I’m going with Ma-Dar-Kod and I know I’m wrong haha,Maa-Dar-chowd.,Maa-dhar-choudh
51131,Madarchod,Pronunciation by chance? I’m going with Ma-Dar-Kod and I know I’m wrong haha,If you listen to tech support scambait you'll hear it very often haha.
51132,Madarchod,Pronunciation by chance? I’m going with Ma-Dar-Kod and I know I’m wrong haha,Not 'kod' but 'ch' as in change and then 'odd'.
51133,Pronunciation by chance? I’m going with Ma-Dar-Kod and I know I’m wrong haha,Not 'kod' but 'ch' as in change and then 'odd'.,That would make it rhyme with Todd
51134,Pronunciation by chance? I’m going with Ma-Dar-Kod and I know I’m wrong haha,Not 'kod' but 'ch' as in change and then 'odd'.,"""ode"" would be closer than ""odd"""
51135,Madarchod,Pronunciation by chance? I’m going with Ma-Dar-Kod and I know I’m wrong haha,I’ve been saying it wrong all this time? I thought it would sound like “mother chad”
51136,I finally know what motherfucker means in Hindi.Thank you,Madarchod,I’m dying at these people asking for there pronunciation of madarchod lolll
51137,I finally know what motherfucker means in Hindi.Thank you,Madarchod,"Galat kardia idhar likh ke, goron ne iss lafz ki maa choddi hai."
51138,I finally know what motherfucker means in Hindi.Thank you,Madarchod,I’m sure there are accents I can’t form required to pronounce this.
51139,Madarchod,I’m sure there are accents I can’t form required to pronounce this.,Maa-the-r-chowed
51140,My best friend called me after 3 months and it felt really good,That’s quite a greeting lol,It's quite common in India. Mostly among boys
51141,That’s quite a greeting lol,It's quite common in India. Mostly among boys,Among bros
51142,It's quite common in India. Mostly among boys,Among bros,Among comrades
51143,Among bros,Among comrades,r/unexpectedcommunism
51144,My best friend called me after 3 months and it felt really good,Kahase ho bhai?,Delhi. Typical.
51145,Kahase ho bhai?,Delhi. Typical.,".....""bhenchod""

Poora bolo bhai"
51146,Delhi. Typical.,".....""bhenchod""

Poora bolo bhai",Oh sorry haha goron ke pass ja ke ladka culture bhool gaya bhenchod
51147,".....""bhenchod""

Poora bolo bhai",Oh sorry haha goron ke pass ja ke ladka culture bhool gaya bhenchod,"NURSE!!!! THIS MAN NEEDS A *HARI CHATNI* ENEMA, STAT!!!!!"
51148,My best friend called me after 3 months and it felt really good,Hahaha I chat with all my bhosadiwale friends back home everyday :D,Saare chutiye hote hain
51149,Hahaha I chat with all my bhosadiwale friends back home everyday :D,Saare chutiye hote hain,Ek bhi buddhiwala nahi hai
51150,Saare chutiye hote hain,Ek bhi buddhiwala nahi hai,Saare launde bhosadiwale hote hain
51151,Ek bhi buddhiwala nahi hai,Saare launde bhosadiwale hote hain,Bhosadiwale par bhai hote hain bc
51152,Hahaha I chat with all my bhosadiwale friends back home everyday :D,Saare chutiye hote hain,Niklo yaha se bhosdiwalo... Pehli fursat se...!
51153,My best friend called me after 3 months and it felt really good,Social media?,What?
51154,Social media?,What?,Don't you guys have social media to talk?
51155,What?,Don't you guys have social media to talk?,"We do, but hearing a voice is different"
51156,Don't you guys have social media to talk?,"We do, but hearing a voice is different",You can make calls with social media.
51157,"We do, but hearing a voice is different",You can make calls with social media.,&gt;calls
51158,My best friend called me after 3 months and it felt really good,"Let me guess, Delhi?",Delhi fo sho
51159,"Let me guess, Delhi?",Delhi fo sho,Nice
51160,"Let me guess, Delhi?",Delhi fo sho,Tu jaanta bhi hai mera baap kon hai....
51161,Delhi fo sho,Tu jaanta bhi hai mera baap kon hai....,Abey chacha vidhayak hain humare.
51162,Tu jaanta bhi hai mera baap kon hai....,Abey chacha vidhayak hain humare.,Username checks out
51163,My best friend called me after 3 months and it felt really good,Arre sahi hai bhai! Har din call karega wo ab Sahi dost mila hai tujhe,Tum jaise chutiyon ka sahara doston tum jaise chutiyon ka sahara hai doston
51164,Arre sahi hai bhai! Har din call karega wo ab Sahi dost mila hai tujhe,Tum jaise chutiyon ka sahara doston tum jaise chutiyon ka sahara hai doston,I'm still trying to understand aspects of the culture in the USA.
51165,A male supervisor asked me if it was okay to hug me!,This is very wholesome. Glad you could have such a nice experience.,If anyone knows wholesome I would assume it would be u/ PM_UR_NUDES_OR_PETS!
51166,This is very wholesome. Glad you could have such a nice experience.,If anyone knows wholesome I would assume it would be u/ PM_UR_NUDES_OR_PETS!,PM_UR_NUDES_OR_PETS_OR_UR_PETS_NUDE
51167,If anyone knows wholesome I would assume it would be u/ PM_UR_NUDES_OR_PETS!,PM_UR_NUDES_OR_PETS_OR_UR_PETS_NUDE,[removed]
51168,PM_UR_NUDES_OR_PETS_OR_UR_PETS_NUDE,[removed],Nah sometimes they have a silly costume
51169,This is very wholesome. Glad you could have such a nice experience.,If anyone knows wholesome I would assume it would be u/ PM_UR_NUDES_OR_PETS!,r/rimjobsteve
51170,This is very wholesome. Glad you could have such a nice experience.,If anyone knows wholesome I would assume it would be u/ PM_UR_NUDES_OR_PETS!,I thought it said OF pets
51171,This is very wholesome. Glad you could have such a nice experience.,If anyone knows wholesome I would assume it would be u/ PM_UR_NUDES_OR_PETS!,r/rimjob_steve
51172,A male supervisor asked me if it was okay to hug me!,This is very wholesome. Glad you could have such a nice experience.,r/rimjob_steve
51173,This is very wholesome. Glad you could have such a nice experience.,r/rimjob_steve,"Your username makes me uncomfortable, ever so slightly."
51174,r/rimjob_steve,"Your username makes me uncomfortable, ever so slightly.",Look what you've done.
51175,"Your username makes me uncomfortable, ever so slightly.",Look what you've done.,Trying very hard not to.
51176,Look what you've done.,Trying very hard not to.,Yeah the whole thread you started made me uncomfortable.
51177,A male supervisor asked me if it was okay to hug me!,People are sending you death threats over this post!?!? Wow!,Apparently I’m sexist who’s perpetuating a harmful male stereotype.
51178,People are sending you death threats over this post!?!? Wow!,Apparently I’m sexist who’s perpetuating a harmful male stereotype.,😅 Gotta love the internet
51179,A male supervisor asked me if it was okay to hug me!,You seem like someone worth hugging. ^^,I really needed to hear that today thank you.
51180,You seem like someone worth hugging. ^^,I really needed to hear that today thank you.,You’re very welcome. :)
51181,I ate a bowl of oatmeal this morning and i never had so much energy for my 8 hour work/ school day today and I’m so shook that I didn’t get headaches.,This has inspired me to eat a bowl of oats tomorrow morning.,Do it ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️
51182,This has inspired me to eat a bowl of oats tomorrow morning.,Do it ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️,Consider it done
51183,Do it ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️,Consider it done,Make it so!
51184,This has inspired me to eat a bowl of oats tomorrow morning.,Do it ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️,You have inspired me as well.
51185,I ate a bowl of oatmeal this morning and i never had so much energy for my 8 hour work/ school day today and I’m so shook that I didn’t get headaches.,This has inspired me to eat a bowl of oats tomorrow morning.,Idk I feel like this post is just Big Oat trying to gain some free advertising
51186,This has inspired me to eat a bowl of oats tomorrow morning.,Idk I feel like this post is just Big Oat trying to gain some free advertising,"Big Oat, at it again!"
51187,Idk I feel like this post is just Big Oat trying to gain some free advertising,"Big Oat, at it again!",Bloody Quakers I swear they're the Jehovah's witnesses of the cereal world
51188,I ate a bowl of oatmeal this morning and i never had so much energy for my 8 hour work/ school day today and I’m so shook that I didn’t get headaches.,Apple Cinnamon or GTFO,Maple brown sugar and I will fight you on that. Apple cinnamon a close 2nd tho.
51189,Apple Cinnamon or GTFO,Maple brown sugar and I will fight you on that. Apple cinnamon a close 2nd tho.,"You best get your pipe bombs, boi - cuz I kill for less."
51190,I ate a bowl of oatmeal this morning and i never had so much energy for my 8 hour work/ school day today and I’m so shook that I didn’t get headaches.,Congratulations here’s your adult card 💳,"Thank u, finally I’m on the way"
51191,Congratulations here’s your adult card 💳,"Thank u, finally I’m on the way",You'll get platinum when you prep your oatmeal the night before
51192,I found a USB key in an Elementary School playground and its contents shocked me,She's going to post about it on Reddit in another few years and the story will go viral.,"I’ll be glad to finally hear back from that, it crosses my mind now and then .."
51193,She's going to post about it on Reddit in another few years and the story will go viral.,"I’ll be glad to finally hear back from that, it crosses my mind now and then ..",What if it's in scary story format on r/letsnotmeet
51194,She's going to post about it on Reddit in another few years and the story will go viral.,"I’ll be glad to finally hear back from that, it crosses my mind now and then ..","SOoo, you corrected it by clicking on the spell check button?? My good man, Such hard work!"
51195,"I’ll be glad to finally hear back from that, it crosses my mind now and then ..","SOoo, you corrected it by clicking on the spell check button?? My good man, Such hard work!",it’s more than your ass would have done
51196,I found a USB key in an Elementary School playground and its contents shocked me,That's one way to get a Trojan.,"Yeah, you gotta open that on a school computer"
51197,That's one way to get a Trojan.,"Yeah, you gotta open that on a school computer",Whilst logged in your account
51198,"Yeah, you gotta open that on a school computer",Whilst logged in your account,Bonus points
51199,I found a USB key in an Elementary School playground and its contents shocked me,That title very much concerned me. Then I read it,"Yeah, I thought it was going to have child pornography."
51200,That title very much concerned me. Then I read it,"Yeah, I thought it was going to have child pornography.","Same, much more wholesome than i could've hoped"
51201,I found a USB key in an Elementary School playground and its contents shocked me,Title is soooo click baity,I read an article about a USB found in an elementary school and i wasn't shocked at all.
51202,Title is soooo click baity,I read an article about a USB found in an elementary school and i wasn't shocked at all.,Honestly whenever I see the word “shocked” in a title I am instantly suspicious
51203,I just got a scholarship for the best university in my country and I'm on the freaking moon right now.,Kudos to you! What’s your major?,Computer Science!
51204,Kudos to you! What’s your major?,Computer Science!,Which school? And where is this? I really want to study CS as well
51205,Computer Science!,Which school? And where is this? I really want to study CS as well,Naming the school will probably give away too much info about OP
51206,Which school? And where is this? I really want to study CS as well,Naming the school will probably give away too much info about OP,"Hmm, true, maybe I could pm him? Idk, regardless, congrats OP"
51207,Which school? And where is this? I really want to study CS as well,Naming the school will probably give away too much info about OP,All that would tell us is their nationality
51208,Naming the school will probably give away too much info about OP,All that would tell us is their nationality,We could probably use their credit card number as well. For security.
51209,All that would tell us is their nationality,We could probably use their credit card number as well. For security.,Maybe their finger prints too. For science.
51210,We could probably use their credit card number as well. For security.,Maybe their finger prints too. For science.,I should ask OP the name of their pet.
51211,Kudos to you! What’s your major?,Computer Science!,"Nice! Get good grades, and you'll have companies begging to hire you!"
51212,Kudos to you! What’s your major?,Computer Science!,i wanna do that too!
51213,Kudos to you! What’s your major?,Computer Science!,Dam I want to study Computer Science too.
51214,Kudos to you! What’s your major?,Computer Science!,"Nice. Mine was disappointment.

Major disappointment."
51215,Kudos to you! What’s your major?,Computer Science!,Get ready for absolute hell but a fruitful one lol.
51216,Kudos to you! What’s your major?,Computer Science!,Welcome tartan :)
51217,Kudos to you! What’s your major?,Computer Science!,CS is popular these days from what ive seen. Like 7/10 my friends (guys) are studying CS.
51218,Kudos to you! What’s your major?,Computer Science!,Oh nice! I do the same thing at ETH Zurich!
51219,I just got a scholarship for the best university in my country and I'm on the freaking moon right now.,Congrats! What’s the uni man?,It’s Harvard
51220,Congrats! What’s the uni man?,It’s Harvard,How do you know this?
51221,It’s Harvard,How do you know this?,"The best college in the US is harvard, tard."
51222,How do you know this?,"The best college in the US is harvard, tard.",There are other places in the world
51223,I just got a scholarship for the best university in my country and I'm on the freaking moon right now.,I didn't know they had a university on the moon!  Congrats !,"Thanks!

It's a great university but it lacks an atmosphere to be honest."
51224,I didn't know they had a university on the moon!  Congrats !,"Thanks!

It's a great university but it lacks an atmosphere to be honest.",Sounds like you've heard a few dad jokes in your time!
51225,"Thanks!

It's a great university but it lacks an atmosphere to be honest.",Sounds like you've heard a few dad jokes in your time!,"lol, more than I needed to."
51226,I didn't know they had a university on the moon!  Congrats !,"Thanks!

It's a great university but it lacks an atmosphere to be honest.","&gt;University
&gt;Computer Science
&gt;Lacks atmosphere
&gt;High tuition

UWaterloo?"
51227,"Thanks!

It's a great university but it lacks an atmosphere to be honest.","&gt;University
&gt;Computer Science
&gt;Lacks atmosphere
&gt;High tuition

UWaterloo?",Damn r/UWaterloo is everywhere
51228,Invited my quite college acquaintance for a dinner. Never seen him happier,Thanks for doing that. I would have loved something like that during college!,"If I knew who you were and was with you, I could have done it, for sure :) !"
51229,Thanks for doing that. I would have loved something like that during college!,"If I knew who you were and was with you, I could have done it, for sure :) !",You're so kind! :) I wish more people had your heart.
51230,"If I knew who you were and was with you, I could have done it, for sure :) !",You're so kind! :) I wish more people had your heart.,r/rimjobsteve
51231,I stopped killing spiders in my home,That’s cute,Cool beans
51232,That’s cute,Cool beans,Kinda crazy too
51233,Today I was stalked by a guy in the dollar store...,How tired did he look because I was so exhausted every time I've done this.,"&gt;every time

How many times has this happened to you, lol?"
51234,How tired did he look because I was so exhausted every time I've done this.,"&gt;every time

How many times has this happened to you, lol?",At least once
51235,"&gt;every time

How many times has this happened to you, lol?",At least once,How does sad tits look like
51236,At least once,How does sad tits look like,( 😢 Y 😥)
51237,How tired did he look because I was so exhausted every time I've done this.,"&gt;every time

How many times has this happened to you, lol?","I used to do it as a kid. Female legs = mom, apparently."
51238,"&gt;every time

How many times has this happened to you, lol?","I used to do it as a kid. Female legs = mom, apparently.",Sucks when the guy legs are feminine
51239,I had my first pineapple on pizza and I blame all of the internet for making me think it tastes awful,Pineapple and ham pizza is where it's at. Just saying 🤷‍♀️,"It's nice, have you tried pepperoni, bacon, and pineapple?"
51240,Pineapple and ham pizza is where it's at. Just saying 🤷‍♀️,"It's nice, have you tried pepperoni, bacon, and pineapple?","My jam is pineapple, sausage and onions with crushed red pepper sprinkled on top."
51241,I had my first pineapple on pizza and I blame all of the internet for making me think it tastes awful,Go to r/KnightOfPinapple,oh nice another cult to follow x)
51242,Go to r/KnightOfPinapple,oh nice another cult to follow x),Welcome to the Brotherhood
51243,oh nice another cult to follow x),Welcome to the Brotherhood,shall we begin the ~~blood~~ exotic fruit oath?
51244,I had my first pineapple on pizza and I blame all of the internet for making me think it tastes awful,"its delicious, fuck the haters","I agree. I love pineapple on pizza, my girlfriend hates it."
51245,"its delicious, fuck the haters","I agree. I love pineapple on pizza, my girlfriend hates it.",has she tried it? I will only accept that statement if someone has actually tried it first xD
51246,I had my first pineapple on pizza and I blame all of the internet for making me think it tastes awful,Now you need to try anchovies &amp; pineapple.,isn't it super salty? I tried anchovies and it was so salty I drank more than I ate
51247,Now you need to try anchovies &amp; pineapple.,isn't it super salty? I tried anchovies and it was so salty I drank more than I ate,"The pineapple offsets it. :)

Move them together so they're in the same mouthful."
51248,isn't it super salty? I tried anchovies and it was so salty I drank more than I ate,"The pineapple offsets it. :)

Move them together so they're in the same mouthful.","huhuh, taking notes, I expect to receive a call about those topping choices when I order."
51249,"The pineapple offsets it. :)

Move them together so they're in the same mouthful.","huhuh, taking notes, I expect to receive a call about those topping choices when I order.","And don't let Dominos skimp on the anchovies, last one I had from them had just 3 fillets."
51250,Want an upvote and a compliment?,I'm not sure what I need to hear today.,You matter. Seriously
51251,I'm not sure what I need to hear today.,You matter. Seriously,"Oh yeah, that's it. Thank you."
51252,You matter. Seriously,"Oh yeah, that's it. Thank you.",&lt;3
51253,Want an upvote and a compliment?,no im going to compliment YOU nice username,"Haha, you are a model of thoughtfulness and good will."
51254,no im going to compliment YOU nice username,"Haha, you are a model of thoughtfulness and good will.",that was so nice i feel outdone
51255,"Haha, you are a model of thoughtfulness and good will.",that was so nice i feel outdone,You deserve it!
51256,that was so nice i feel outdone,You deserve it!,YOU deserve it !!
51257,You deserve it!,YOU deserve it !!,"Alright, you got me. We both deserve it :-)"
51258,YOU deserve it !!,"Alright, you got me. We both deserve it :-)",we do both deserve it 😈
51259,Want an upvote and a compliment?,I love u,"Thanks for being you. Your eyes are beautiful, kind, and wise."
51260,I love u,"Thanks for being you. Your eyes are beautiful, kind, and wise.","Thank you, I get it from the bean side of my family !"
51261,"Thanks for being you. Your eyes are beautiful, kind, and wise.","Thank you, I get it from the bean side of my family !","Haha! Yes, it shows!"
51262,Want an upvote and a compliment?,I adore you for having the patience and energy for this. Thanks in advance :),You literally make every situation you are a part of better.  It's remarkable.
51263,I adore you for having the patience and energy for this. Thanks in advance :),You literally make every situation you are a part of better.  It's remarkable.,"Oh my, you have such a way with words. Your kindness is greatly appreciated!"
51264,You literally make every situation you are a part of better.  It's remarkable.,"Oh my, you have such a way with words. Your kindness is greatly appreciated!",The feeling is completely mutual &lt;3
51265,Want an upvote and a compliment?,"Hey, I had avocado fries with dinner. Great username.",I love your smile and the way you throw yourself into projects.  Very endearing combo :-)
51266,"Hey, I had avocado fries with dinner. Great username.",I love your smile and the way you throw yourself into projects.  Very endearing combo :-),"Thank you! I love your cheeriness, good nature, and positivity.  😊"
51267,I love your smile and the way you throw yourself into projects.  Very endearing combo :-),"Thank you! I love your cheeriness, good nature, and positivity.  😊",Right back at you!  Hope you have a wonderful and peaceful day.
51268,Want an upvote and a compliment?,"Well, I'm curious to see what'll happen, so here's a comment.",You are a wonderful listener. There's not too many like you around. Thank you.
51269,"Well, I'm curious to see what'll happen, so here's a comment.",You are a wonderful listener. There's not too many like you around. Thank you.,And thank you for replying.
51270,You are a wonderful listener. There's not too many like you around. Thank you.,And thank you for replying.,Absolutely! All the best to you.
51271,And thank you for replying.,Absolutely! All the best to you.,And all the best to you too.
51272,Ask me something and then edit the question after I've answered to make me seem crazy.,What got you into animation?,I was really into anime growing up.
51273,What got you into animation?,I was really into anime growing up.,This is great
51274,Ask me something and then edit the question after I've answered to make me seem crazy.,What was your first pet?,A hamster!
51275,What was your first pet?,A hamster!,Wow you’re a real sicko!
51276,A hamster!,Wow you’re a real sicko!,Hahaha. It tastes just like chicken.
51277,Wow you’re a real sicko!,Hahaha. It tastes just like chicken.,Alert the authorities. We’ve got a real lunatic on the loose.
51278,Hahaha. It tastes just like chicken.,Alert the authorities. We’ve got a real lunatic on the loose.,Shhh! Don't tell them I've escaped!
51279,Ask me something and then edit the question after I've answered to make me seem crazy.,What's the most unique meal you've ever cooked?,I've cooked a really nice cajun chicken dish with quinoa.
51280,What's the most unique meal you've ever cooked?,I've cooked a really nice cajun chicken dish with quinoa.,Kinky.
51281,I've cooked a really nice cajun chicken dish with quinoa.,Kinky.,This thread is incredible
51282,Ask me something and then edit the question after I've answered to make me seem crazy.,What programming language is your favorite?,HTML.
51283,What programming language is your favorite?,HTML.,Nice one
51284,Ask me something and then edit the question after I've answered to make me seem crazy.,Where was your favorite place to travel?,Japan.
51285,Where was your favorite place to travel?,Japan.,Again?
51286,What is everyone doing??,Feeding the baby and scrolling through Reddit...,Seen anything interesting while scrolling?
51287,Feeding the baby and scrolling through Reddit...,Seen anything interesting while scrolling?,"Yeah, someone was asking why testicles are hairy"
51288,Seen anything interesting while scrolling?,"Yeah, someone was asking why testicles are hairy",Lol
51289,"Yeah, someone was asking why testicles are hairy",Lol,Pretty interesting! I'd never thought about it myself
51290,What is everyone doing??,I’m in the couch having a lazy day because I’m sick. Planning on gaming the whole weekend,What game(s)? And hope you feel better
51291,I’m in the couch having a lazy day because I’m sick. Planning on gaming the whole weekend,What game(s)? And hope you feel better,Thanks! Uncharted and the Witcher
51292,What is everyone doing??,I'm in my garden drinking a beer listening to music. Life's good.,Sounds fun. What type of music are you listening to?
51293,I'm in my garden drinking a beer listening to music. Life's good.,Sounds fun. What type of music are you listening to?,Motorhead 👿 👿
51294,Today is my 10th anniversary of quitting smoking,"Happy Anniversary!





Congratulations!




❤️🎉🎊🎈",That shir is hard to qiit for a long time how did you do it
51295,"Happy Anniversary!





Congratulations!




❤️🎉🎊🎈",That shir is hard to qiit for a long time how did you do it,Not the OP but you just quit.  Nicotine patches are good ...
51296,That shir is hard to qiit for a long time how did you do it,Not the OP but you just quit.  Nicotine patches are good ...,r/notopbutok
51297,Today is my 10th anniversary of quitting smoking,"Happy Anniversary!





Congratulations!




❤️🎉🎊🎈",":o 420 upvotes, this be a blessed post"
51298,"Happy Anniversary!





Congratulations!




❤️🎉🎊🎈",":o 420 upvotes, this be a blessed post",crazy this had 420 upvotes 18 minutes ago
51299,Today is my 10th anniversary of quitting smoking,"Congratulations. It’s well worth it. My stop date was December 31, 1978.",Whoo hoo that’s amazing.  Cheers to you!
51300,"Congratulations. It’s well worth it. My stop date was December 31, 1978.",Whoo hoo that’s amazing.  Cheers to you!,"Thanks. I figure that I’ve saved the cost of a new car, twice over"
51301,I ran my first 5k but my family wasn't happy for me,Congratulations!!!!!,Thank you very much I ran it in just under 40 minutes
51302,Congratulations!!!!!,Thank you very much I ran it in just under 40 minutes,Awesome! That’s a really good time for a first 5k!
51303,Thank you very much I ran it in just under 40 minutes,Awesome! That’s a really good time for a first 5k!,Really?  I googled it and it said it was under average unfortunately
51304,Awesome! That’s a really good time for a first 5k!,Really?  I googled it and it said it was under average unfortunately,"Well, some of us (okay, I) can barely run as far as the *letter K*, so you're doing great. ;-)"
51305,Really?  I googled it and it said it was under average unfortunately,"Well, some of us (okay, I) can barely run as far as the *letter K*, so you're doing great. ;-)",Thank you man!
51306,Thank you very much I ran it in just under 40 minutes,Awesome! That’s a really good time for a first 5k!,No it aint
51307,Congratulations!!!!!,Thank you very much I ran it in just under 40 minutes,That's awesome dude! Keep it up!
51308,Thank you very much I ran it in just under 40 minutes,That's awesome dude! Keep it up!,"Thank you, I will not give up!"
51309,Congratulations!!!!!,Thank you very much I ran it in just under 40 minutes,5k in 40 minutes is insane for your first run! Great job!
51310,Thank you very much I ran it in just under 40 minutes,5k in 40 minutes is insane for your first run! Great job!,"Wouldn't say insane, but it's not a bad starting point! Still great work :)"
51311,5k in 40 minutes is insane for your first run! Great job!,"Wouldn't say insane, but it's not a bad starting point! Still great work :)",Thanks man!  Always room for improvement!
51312,"Wouldn't say insane, but it's not a bad starting point! Still great work :)",Thanks man!  Always room for improvement!,Love the attitude!
51313,Thank you very much I ran it in just under 40 minutes,5k in 40 minutes is insane for your first run! Great job!,Thank you!
51314,Congratulations!!!!!,Thank you very much I ran it in just under 40 minutes,40 mins is pretty good! Go you
51315,Congratulations!!!!!,Thank you very much I ran it in just under 40 minutes,Filthy casual- I once walked a 47 minute mile in gym class!
51316,Congratulations!!!!!,Thank you very much I ran it in just under 40 minutes,wow that is great! like whoa
51317,Congratulations!!!!!,Thank you very much I ran it in just under 40 minutes,that’s really impressive man i’m proud of you
51318,Congratulations!!!!!,Thank you very much I ran it in just under 40 minutes,I ran/walked my first one at 59 minutes. So 40 mins sounds amazing to me!
51319,Congratulations!!!!!,Thank you very much I ran it in just under 40 minutes,"Pfft, 40 minutes? I can do twice that."
51320,I ran my first 5k but my family wasn't happy for me,Are you a guy or a girl?,I'm a guy!
51321,Are you a guy or a girl?,I'm a guy!,"Congrats on your 5k, homie!"
51322,I ran my first 5k but my family wasn't happy for me,Fuck ya!!!,FUCK YEAH!
51323,Fuck ya!!!,FUCK YEAH!,I love running. It makes me happy.
51324,I ran my first 5k but my family wasn't happy for me,Great job! I hope to be able to run a 5k. This has inspired me to reinstall couch to 5k.,Sending positive energy.
51325,Great job! I hope to be able to run a 5k. This has inspired me to reinstall couch to 5k.,Sending positive energy.,Thank you! And happy cake day!
51326,I ran my first 5k but my family wasn't happy for me,Your family sounds like assholes. Congrats on your first 5k though,"Thanks, they can be dicks sometimes to me since I'm the youngest in the family"
51327,Your family sounds like assholes. Congrats on your first 5k though,"Thanks, they can be dicks sometimes to me since I'm the youngest in the family","I'm the middle of three siblings, so I can about imagine how that feels"
51328,I ran my first 5k but my family wasn't happy for me,Well this stranger is very proud of you and if you can do it so can I ! (I think 🤔),You can!  I believe in you
51329,Well this stranger is very proud of you and if you can do it so can I ! (I think 🤔),You can!  I believe in you,And I believe that you’re gonna make it to 10km next !
51330,I ran my first 5k but my family wasn't happy for me,Way to go!!!,Woooo!!!
51331,Way to go!!!,Woooo!!!,5ks are so much fun!!!
51332,Describe your music tastes with one song - and one song only,Hot thoughts - Spoon,Aaaa I love Spoon! They must be one of the most underrated bands out there
51333,Hot thoughts - Spoon,Aaaa I love Spoon! They must be one of the most underrated bands out there,"If you get the chance to see them live, you should. They were phenomenal!"
51334,Aaaa I love Spoon! They must be one of the most underrated bands out there,"If you get the chance to see them live, you should. They were phenomenal!",Would love that so much!
51335,Who wants to join my party with random music and tea? xD,Hardbass 👌🏻,Anything in particular?
51336,Hardbass 👌🏻,Anything in particular?,Uamee has some good ones. The best ones are the bass boosted ones though
51337,Anything in particular?,Uamee has some good ones. The best ones are the bass boosted ones though,Thanks dude :)
51338,Who wants to join my party with random music and tea? xD,"Listen to a song called wolfman - the front bottoms, quite a chilled theme","Nice, thanks!"
51339,"Listen to a song called wolfman - the front bottoms, quite a chilled theme","Nice, thanks!",Beyond that I would recommend Rush
51340,"Nice, thanks!",Beyond that I would recommend Rush,Oh love them!
51341,"5 years ago today, I escaped an abusive home.",Good shit my guy.,Big shit my guy.
51342,Good shit my guy.,Big shit my guy.,My big guy shits
51343,I watched the world around me wake up,And then you got mugged by gangbangers?,Aw how sweet :)
51344,And then you got mugged by gangbangers?,Aw how sweet :),I know right
51345,I watched the world around me wake up,"I do this every day, up by 2:30 to be at work by 4am",Nothing like getting off work and realizing you have half the day left!
51346,"I do this every day, up by 2:30 to be at work by 4am",Nothing like getting off work and realizing you have half the day left!,"Yes, have been enjoying my 12:12 finish time. Changing shifts next month: 5:15am until 1:10pm"
51347,Nothing like getting off work and realizing you have half the day left!,"Yes, have been enjoying my 12:12 finish time. Changing shifts next month: 5:15am until 1:10pm",I have lunch at 8:30am and every time i check the time in always amazed at how early it is.
51348,"Yes, have been enjoying my 12:12 finish time. Changing shifts next month: 5:15am until 1:10pm",I have lunch at 8:30am and every time i check the time in always amazed at how early it is.,God that sounds so nice but the early bedtime would kill me I think.
51349,"I do this every day, up by 2:30 to be at work by 4am",Nothing like getting off work and realizing you have half the day left!,And you can go to stores and stuff that aren't packed
51350,I watched the world around me wake up,Which corner? Although I live in California now a piece of my heart never left my hometown,"Near ohare, by niles and park ridge :)"
51351,Which corner? Although I live in California now a piece of my heart never left my hometown,"Near ohare, by niles and park ridge :)",Nice
51352,I watched the world around me wake up,where at,Near o'hare airport
51353,where at,Near o'hare airport,i also live by ohare
51354,"I just saw a young woman running to class and spill all her books. A young man helped her and they picked up same book at the same time and locked eyes. She blush, muttered a thank you and kept going but they both turned back to share one last glance.",I need to know what happens next!  You have to track them down and do a follow up!,The same things in the stories because this is just as made up.
51355,I need to know what happens next!  You have to track them down and do a follow up!,The same things in the stories because this is just as made up.,It may or may not be. But it’s casual. No need to be a killjoy.
51356,Anyone else got a weirdly varied music taste?,I'd say it's weirder if you're actually a music lover and you only listen to one genre of music.,"Actually, that's very true imo"
51357,I'd say it's weirder if you're actually a music lover and you only listen to one genre of music.,"Actually, that's very true imo",What black metal you been listening too? Zeal &amp; Ardor are my favorite band these days.
51358,"Ok, now that everyone knows that the amazon rainforest is on fire, what should we actually be doing about it?","There's plenty of posts with donating links,donste to the cause.",What do they do? Put water on it? Sand?
51359,"There's plenty of posts with donating links,donste to the cause.",What do they do? Put water on it? Sand?,"Not sure,I think it's for fuel for helis,and more water and stuff."
51360,What do they do? Put water on it? Sand?,"Not sure,I think it's for fuel for helis,and more water and stuff.",Do you have any links?
51361,What do they do? Put water on it? Sand?,"Not sure,I think it's for fuel for helis,and more water and stuff.",[deleted]
51362,I hugged my girlfriend today.,"Glad for ya lad, man I could really use a hug rn",(&gt;'')&gt;  &lt;(''&lt;)
51363,"Glad for ya lad, man I could really use a hug rn",(&gt;'')&gt;  &lt;(''&lt;),This is more like fusion in dbz
51364,I hugged my girlfriend today.,That’s it. I am going to my gf’s work at lunch and hugging her. Hug train Choo choo,All aboard!!
51365,That’s it. I am going to my gf’s work at lunch and hugging her. Hug train Choo choo,All aboard!!,"Giving my girl a big squeeze the next time I see her, hugs are important"
51366,I hugged my girlfriend today.,That’s it. I am going to my gf’s work at lunch and hugging her. Hug train Choo choo,Good job man!!
51367,That’s it. I am going to my gf’s work at lunch and hugging her. Hug train Choo choo,Good job man!!,how much do virtual hugs go for
51368,I hugged my girlfriend today.,How old are you if you don’t mind me asking,Sixteen
51369,How old are you if you don’t mind me asking,Sixteen,Ok nice bro .
51370,I hugged my girlfriend today.,when's the kiss? ;),We're taking things slow. Just going where time takes us. Will keep you guys updated! &lt;3
51371,when's the kiss? ;),We're taking things slow. Just going where time takes us. Will keep you guys updated! &lt;3,no thanks
51372,I hugged my girlfriend today.,Just wait for the first kiss,with the massive erection that is impossible to hide..
51373,Just wait for the first kiss,with the massive erection that is impossible to hide..,Facts bro
51374,I hugged my girlfriend today.,Bless you!!,Thank you ji!
51375,Bless you!!,Thank you ji!,:)
51376,I hugged my girlfriend today.,Dude! When are you gonna kiss her?,Right now we're taking things slow. But I'll keep you guys posted!
51377,Dude! When are you gonna kiss her?,Right now we're taking things slow. But I'll keep you guys posted!,👍🏻
51378,I hugged my girlfriend today.,Man hugs are the fuckin bomb once i find a girl i can hug whenever ill truly be happy,You will. Take my word.
51379,Man hugs are the fuckin bomb once i find a girl i can hug whenever ill truly be happy,You will. Take my word.,Thanks dad
51380,I hugged my girlfriend today.,How old are you?,It doesn’t matter. Just smile and move on.
51381,How old are you?,It doesn’t matter. Just smile and move on.,Lame
51382,I’m a short male doing fine,The guy I like  is like 5’4” and he has plenty of girls. Serial cheater.,"Sorry, the guy you like is a serial cheater?"
51383,The guy I like  is like 5’4” and he has plenty of girls. Serial cheater.,"Sorry, the guy you like is a serial cheater?",She is one of the women he cheats with ;)
51384,The guy I like  is like 5’4” and he has plenty of girls. Serial cheater.,"Sorry, the guy you like is a serial cheater?",Yeah. He's not my bf though.
51385,"Sorry, the guy you like is a serial cheater?",Yeah. He's not my bf though.,Why are some women attracted to guys who cheat and treat them like shit?
51386,Yeah. He's not my bf though.,Why are some women attracted to guys who cheat and treat them like shit?,[deleted]
51387,I’m a short male doing fine,The guy I like  is like 5’4” and he has plenty of girls. Serial cheater.,This is why you girls get heartbroken and then say “all men are the same” :////
51388,The guy I like  is like 5’4” and he has plenty of girls. Serial cheater.,This is why you girls get heartbroken and then say “all men are the same” :////,what? i mean all of the ones i met were like that so i just stopped giving a shit.
51389,I’m a short male doing fine,The guy I like  is like 5’4” and he has plenty of girls. Serial cheater.,What does he do/have to be able to attract so many women whole being so close to the ground?
51390,The guy I like  is like 5’4” and he has plenty of girls. Serial cheater.,What does he do/have to be able to attract so many women whole being so close to the ground?,He's really good looking. When I see him I'm just like damn.
51391,I’m a short male doing fine,"5'7 isnt that short. Im 5'1 so get on my level, literally",I'm sorry
51392,"5'7 isnt that short. Im 5'1 so get on my level, literally",I'm sorry,I like the taste of bug spray its ok
51393,I'm sorry,I like the taste of bug spray its ok,At least you are keeping the spirits high!
51394,I like the taste of bug spray its ok,At least you are keeping the spirits high!,Not too high though
51395,I (21M) am seriously considering dropping everything and moving across the country without telling anyone,Nah u ain’t gonna do it,what makes you think that?
51396,Nah u ain’t gonna do it,what makes you think that?,Doesn't matter what he says.  I believe in you.
51397,In what way did you win a lose the genetic lottery?,im the oldest...and the shortest ugly looking baby face mf among the siblings haha,I’m the youngest and middle in height (I only have 2 siblings).
51398,im the oldest...and the shortest ugly looking baby face mf among the siblings haha,I’m the youngest and middle in height (I only have 2 siblings).,"2 sis, 3 bros who are blessed in height"
51399,I’m the youngest and middle in height (I only have 2 siblings).,"2 sis, 3 bros who are blessed in height","I wish I was tall. I hate how short I am, as a guy I feel inferior."
51400,In what way did you win a lose the genetic lottery?,im the oldest...and the shortest ugly looking baby face mf among the siblings haha,Stop attacking me.
51401,im the oldest...and the shortest ugly looking baby face mf among the siblings haha,Stop attacking me.,"gomen, pat pat ☺️"
51402,I feel alone,"Yo.

This place exists for people like you.",Thanks for making me feel a little better. What are you up to?
51403,"Yo.

This place exists for people like you.",Thanks for making me feel a little better. What are you up to?,"Listening to Robbie Basho getting radio interviewed in 1974 on YouTube.

What you got going on?"
51404,Thanks for making me feel a little better. What are you up to?,"Listening to Robbie Basho getting radio interviewed in 1974 on YouTube.

What you got going on?",Been listening to the Beatles for the past 1 hour. Now scrolling down Reddit feed.
51405,"Listening to Robbie Basho getting radio interviewed in 1974 on YouTube.

What you got going on?",Been listening to the Beatles for the past 1 hour. Now scrolling down Reddit feed.,Cool cool cool
51406,Been listening to the Beatles for the past 1 hour. Now scrolling down Reddit feed.,Cool cool cool,So you got a favourite band or something like that?
51407,I feel alone,"Hi :)

Never alone when you have reddit 

(&gt;'')&gt;💗&lt;(''&lt;)","True. Such a lovely place, such a lovely face."
51408,"Hi :)

Never alone when you have reddit 

(&gt;'')&gt;💗&lt;(''&lt;)","True. Such a lovely place, such a lovely face.","Ahhh Eagles, took me a while to remember where that line came from."
51409,"True. Such a lovely place, such a lovely face.","Ahhh Eagles, took me a while to remember where that line came from.",Yeah. Hotel California. That’s the only Eagles song I ever listened to. Got recommendations?
51410,"Ahhh Eagles, took me a while to remember where that line came from.",Yeah. Hotel California. That’s the only Eagles song I ever listened to. Got recommendations?,This is mushy but kinda cool to me “Love Will Keep Us Alive”. I love the bassline.
51411,I feel alone,You still up for a convo?,Sure. Whatcha up to?
51412,You still up for a convo?,Sure. Whatcha up to?,"Eh, not much. At work."
51413,I feel alone,"Woop sweet. I am up but not for much longer! 10pm here, it's been a long day.",It’s 2.30am here.
51414,"Woop sweet. I am up but not for much longer! 10pm here, it's been a long day.",It’s 2.30am here.,So how comes you're so lonely at night? You recently broke up with someone or something?
51415,It’s 2.30am here.,So how comes you're so lonely at night? You recently broke up with someone or something?,"Nah, nothing of that sort. It has become a thing."
51416,Yesterday I went to a kids birthday party.. And was shocked that I was the only one who came.,"That must have meant the world to him, you are precious.","I don't get much compliments, so thank you kind stranger."
51417,"That must have meant the world to him, you are precious.","I don't get much compliments, so thank you kind stranger.","""Thank you kind sir!"""
51418,"I don't get much compliments, so thank you kind stranger.","""Thank you kind sir!""",Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
51419,"I don't get much compliments, so thank you kind stranger.","""Thank you kind sir!""",*donates coin*
51420,"""Thank you kind sir!""",*donates coin*,Blessings of Akatpsh upon ye
51421,*donates coin*,Blessings of Akatpsh upon ye,"Khajit has wares, if you have coin..."
51422,"I don't get much compliments, so thank you kind stranger.","""Thank you kind sir!""",is that oblivion?
51423,"""Thank you kind sir!""",is that oblivion?,It better be because I read it in the voice
51424,is that oblivion?,It better be because I read it in the voice,Same
51425,It better be because I read it in the voice,Same,Same
51426,is that oblivion?,It better be because I read it in the voice,I honestly hated that voice.
51427,"That must have meant the world to him, you are precious.","I don't get much compliments, so thank you kind stranger.","This made me cry and the last time I cried is when I found out avicii died, so late 2018"
51428,"I don't get much compliments, so thank you kind stranger.","This made me cry and the last time I cried is when I found out avicii died, so late 2018",oh god. why do you wanna remind people that avicii died in such a wholesome post.
51429,"This made me cry and the last time I cried is when I found out avicii died, so late 2018",oh god. why do you wanna remind people that avicii died in such a wholesome post.,"I'm sorry, but it's true. :("
51430,"That must have meant the world to him, you are precious.","I don't get much compliments, so thank you kind stranger.",i had a blast stuttering your username out loud
51431,"That must have meant the world to him, you are precious.","I don't get much compliments, so thank you kind stranger.","Well, you should get more compliments. What you did was super sweet."
51432,"That must have meant the world to him, you are precious.","I don't get much compliments, so thank you kind stranger.","You're super sweet and caring, and that kid is lucky to have you in his life"
51433,"That must have meant the world to him, you are precious.","I don't get much compliments, so thank you kind stranger.","totally unrelated, but what's with the turtle icon on your flare?"
51434,"I don't get much compliments, so thank you kind stranger.","totally unrelated, but what's with the turtle icon on your flare?",No idea. But I'm keeping it.
51435,"That must have meant the world to him, you are precious.","I don't get much compliments, so thank you kind stranger.",You're a good person
51436,"That must have meant the world to him, you are precious.","I don't get much compliments, so thank you kind stranger.",I thank you as well amazing stranger
51437,"That must have meant the world to him, you are precious.","I don't get much compliments, so thank you kind stranger.","This happened to me when I was little, thank you for being a friend he needs."
51438,"That must have meant the world to him, you are precious.","I don't get much compliments, so thank you kind stranger.",That really was awesome of you.
51439,"That must have meant the world to him, you are precious.","I don't get much compliments, so thank you kind stranger.","Well then you will get one now, nice ass dobby;)


And you are a great person"
51440,Yesterday I went to a kids birthday party.. And was shocked that I was the only one who came.,"Dear God, people are such dildos.",Please translate for the old people in the audience
51441,"Dear God, people are such dildos.",Please translate for the old people in the audience,"Dear god, people are just so mean."
51442,Please translate for the old people in the audience,"Dear god, people are just so mean.","So like the people who didn't show up? (yes, I'm that dense)"
51443,You’re looking at a girl who can do 10 whole push ups.,what's your strength level on RuneScape?,o h n o I don’t know what that is
51444,what's your strength level on RuneScape?,o h n o I don’t know what that is,you absolute heathen...
51445,You’re looking at a girl who can do 10 whole push ups.,"Not bad, kid",Aw shucks!
51446,"Not bad, kid",Aw shucks!,"Keep at ‘em, eventually you’ll be able to do what i alone cannot, 30"
51447,You’re looking at a girl who can do 10 whole push ups.,Congrats I can do 35 :),Damnnnn well done!
51448,Congrats I can do 35 :),Damnnnn well done!,Well I have to because I’m joining the Air Force
51449,"At the ripe age of 22, I kissed a girl for the first time!",23 yo never kissed here suck on that losers!,Try 31! I’m winning this race!
51450,23 yo never kissed here suck on that losers!,Try 31! I’m winning this race!,I am gonna die a virgin. There is no one winning over me!
51451,Try 31! I’m winning this race!,I am gonna die a virgin. There is no one winning over me!,This is a race to the very bottom!
51452,Hi today I turn 18 and everybody forgot,"Sixteen Candles, John Hughs film.","""I can't believe it, they fucking forgot my birthday""

Such a great simple line."
51453,"Sixteen Candles, John Hughs film.","""I can't believe it, they fucking forgot my birthday""

Such a great simple line.",...then grandma grabbed her ... ;)
51454,Hi today I turn 18 and everybody forgot,Happy Birthday! :),Thank you so much
51455,Happy Birthday! :),Thank you so much,"Also, here is a gold award on your post as a little birthday present from me"
51456,Hi today I turn 18 and everybody forgot,"I turned 18, three days ago. Nobody cares though.",Happy belated bday then
51457,"I turned 18, three days ago. Nobody cares though.",Happy belated bday then,"I'm not trying to get sympathy here. But still, Thanks 🙂"
51458,Hi today I turn 18 and everybody forgot,"I didn’t celebrate birthday for 15 years... no friends, no family...",A shit bro happy belated birthdays
51459,"I didn’t celebrate birthday for 15 years... no friends, no family...",A shit bro happy belated birthdays,"Thank you, kind internet stranger"
51460,Hi today I turn 18 and everybody forgot,"It’s my birthday, 2003
Waiting for a call from my family
... ... ...
They forgot about me...",I got hurt feelings i got hurt feelings
51461,"It’s my birthday, 2003
Waiting for a call from my family
... ... ...
They forgot about me...",I got hurt feelings i got hurt feelings,"The day after my birthday is not my birthday, mum"
51462,Hi today I turn 18 and everybody forgot,Get used to it. Birthdays are for kids. Get over it.,Who hurt you
51463,Get used to it. Birthdays are for kids. Get over it.,Who hurt you,Life!
51464,I just deleted all of my social media(besides the best one;) and got rid of all of the toxic people in my life.,Facebook free for 7 years. I highly recommend it,"Why are you on Reddit, though? Blocking toxic people on Reddit is much harder (ergo impossible)."
51465,Facebook free for 7 years. I highly recommend it,"Why are you on Reddit, though? Blocking toxic people on Reddit is much harder (ergo impossible).",It is very easy to block people here though. Just click their username and select block
51466,I just deleted all of my social media(besides the best one;) and got rid of all of the toxic people in my life.,"Get rid of reddit too, it’s just as toxic and much more...cringey",So your a instagram normie?
51467,"Get rid of reddit too, it’s just as toxic and much more...cringey",So your a instagram normie?,Not a normie at all. I have an account I check like once a month maybe?
51468,I just deleted all of my social media(besides the best one;) and got rid of all of the toxic people in my life.,And some how this turn in to a political post... And I lost my interest,how did it turn to a political post?
51469,And some how this turn in to a political post... And I lost my interest,how did it turn to a political post?,"From : I deleted all my social media account 
To: Brexit"
51470,Do you ever feel like crying purely to relieve stress?,I can’t make myself cry ever. :/ I’m just stuck in a cycle of non-emotionalness.,no wonder with that grammar
51471,I can’t make myself cry ever. :/ I’m just stuck in a cycle of non-emotionalness.,no wonder with that grammar,Grammer is a state of being.
51472,no wonder with that grammar,Grammer is a state of being.,no ragrats
51473,My wife’s friend group recently dumped one of their own members because her weight issues were starting to ruin their group photos on Instagram. Is this a new thing now?,"Wow. Your wife has some shitty, shallow “friends.”",Also the wife is shitty and shallow.
51474,"Wow. Your wife has some shitty, shallow “friends.”",Also the wife is shitty and shallow.,I didn't want to go that far. Maybe OP's wife is appalled and is ready to dump these losers?
51475,My boyfriend remembered something small I liked &amp; it really warmed my heart.,can i just say relationship goals?? lol,"Here, have my upvote"
51476,can i just say relationship goals?? lol,"Here, have my upvote","many thanks, kind redditor"
51477,I slipped $1 into my boyfriend's wallet knowing he'd try and pay me back.,My girlfriend gets mad if I don't pay for everything ):,Is that a joke or do you need emotional support?
51478,My girlfriend gets mad if I don't pay for everything ):,Is that a joke or do you need emotional support?,I... really don't know tbh. I am trying to work it all out with how it makes me feel.
51479,I slipped $1 into my boyfriend's wallet knowing he'd try and pay me back.,My girlfriend gets mad if I don't pay for everything ):,"That's not a girlfriend, that's a gold-digger"
51480,My girlfriend gets mad if I don't pay for everything ):,"That's not a girlfriend, that's a gold-digger",HAHAHA absolutely brutal
51481,My dad caught me crying,"Give him a hug for me, that was beautiful!","He doesn’t hug , but I’ll tell him you said so ! Thank you"
51482,"Give him a hug for me, that was beautiful!","He doesn’t hug , but I’ll tell him you said so ! Thank you",&lt;3 I hope you get over the ex soon!
51483,"He doesn’t hug , but I’ll tell him you said so ! Thank you",&lt;3 I hope you get over the ex soon!,I hope so too .. it’s been really hard for a number of reasons but I’m slowly recovering
51484,&lt;3 I hope you get over the ex soon!,I hope so too .. it’s been really hard for a number of reasons but I’m slowly recovering,"Recovery is dependent on the individual, take it at your own pace and stay strong"
51485,"Give him a hug for me, that was beautiful!","He doesn’t hug , but I’ll tell him you said so ! Thank you",If it was a movie you’d give him a hug anyway
51486,"Give him a hug for me, that was beautiful!","He doesn’t hug , but I’ll tell him you said so ! Thank you","A firm handshake, then. :-)"
51487,"Give him a hug for me, that was beautiful!","He doesn’t hug , but I’ll tell him you said so ! Thank you",Everybody hugs. Please hug your father
51488,"Give him a hug for me, that was beautiful!","He doesn’t hug , but I’ll tell him you said so ! Thank you","Haha ofc he doesnt hug, but this is the cutest thing ever. Happy for you!"
51489,"Give him a hug for me, that was beautiful!","He doesn’t hug , but I’ll tell him you said so ! Thank you","You’re his daughter you can hug him. He probably wants it. 

Source: have daughter."
51490,My dad caught me crying,"Don't hate me,but ""the name checks out"".",Lol I mean everyone makes mistakes you just have to learn from them
51491,"Don't hate me,but ""the name checks out"".",Lol I mean everyone makes mistakes you just have to learn from them,"Haha, I thought you were going to be mad about I wrote.
Thanks for being a good sport."
51492,Lol I mean everyone makes mistakes you just have to learn from them,"Haha, I thought you were going to be mad about I wrote.
Thanks for being a good sport.",No problem !! I’m not an angry person at all haha
51493,"Haha, I thought you were going to be mad about I wrote.
Thanks for being a good sport.",No problem !! I’m not an angry person at all haha,"Well, here's to being dumb and not angry.
Sorry, can't afford a gold yet."
51494,I dyed my hair purple!,That’s awesome. And you’re awesome. Forget that guy. You be you and express yourself.,Hell yeah I will!!! ❤
51495,That’s awesome. And you’re awesome. Forget that guy. You be you and express yourself.,Hell yeah I will!!! ❤,May the Gods show you their favor :)
51496,I dyed my hair purple!,Hey my sister also dyed her hair purple!,I love it!!
51497,Hey my sister also dyed her hair purple!,I love it!!,"wait  . .
         -"
51498,I dyed my hair purple!,"My wife always wanted to dye her hair purple, but she's afraid it might ruin it.","I was too, but honestly I don't care anymore lol I'm so in love with it"
51499,"My wife always wanted to dye her hair purple, but she's afraid it might ruin it.","I was too, but honestly I don't care anymore lol I'm so in love with it","As long as you're happy, enjoy it 😁👍"
51500,feeling a little lonely,You too man. Have a good one.,thank you!
51501,You too man. Have a good one.,thank you!,Idk if I wanna like the comment cause it’s at 69 rn...
51502,thank you!,Idk if I wanna like the comment cause it’s at 69 rn...,I just upvoted it to 69
51503,Idk if I wanna like the comment cause it’s at 69 rn...,I just upvoted it to 69,Lmao d a n g
51504,thank you!,Idk if I wanna like the comment cause it’s at 69 rn...,hehe nice
51505,feeling a little lonely,Thanks! &lt;smack!&gt; 《~~~that's a highfive》,hell yeah dude! &lt;smack!&gt;
51506,Thanks! &lt;smack!&gt; 《~~~that's a highfive》,hell yeah dude! &lt;smack!&gt;,&lt;smack!&gt; can i join the fun?
51507,hell yeah dude! &lt;smack!&gt;,&lt;smack!&gt; can i join the fun?,&lt;smack!&gt; Hope I can join the high-five train too!
51508,&lt;smack!&gt; can i join the fun?,&lt;smack!&gt; Hope I can join the high-five train too!,&lt;snack&gt; sorry I'm hungry.
51509,&lt;smack!&gt; Hope I can join the high-five train too!,&lt;snack&gt; sorry I'm hungry.,Can I have a snack too? &lt;smack&gt;
51510,&lt;snack&gt; sorry I'm hungry.,Can I have a snack too? &lt;smack&gt;,"&lt;snack&gt; sure, no need to hit me though dude."
51511,Can I have a snack too? &lt;smack&gt;,"&lt;snack&gt; sure, no need to hit me though dude.",Thank you bro &lt;lovely shoulder pat&gt;
51512,Can I have a snack too? &lt;smack&gt;,"&lt;snack&gt; sure, no need to hit me though dude.",&lt;smack&gt; does hitting the palm of your hand count?
51513,"&lt;snack&gt; sure, no need to hit me though dude.",&lt;smack&gt; does hitting the palm of your hand count?,"&lt;miss!&gt;  
... I am not good with high fives :("
51514,&lt;smack&gt; does hitting the palm of your hand count?,"&lt;miss!&gt;  
... I am not good with high fives :(","&lt;crap!&gt; Oh shit, here we go again"
51515,&lt;smack!&gt; Hope I can join the high-five train too!,&lt;snack&gt; sorry I'm hungry.,&lt;spank&gt; having fun here are we
51516,&lt;snack&gt; sorry I'm hungry.,&lt;spank&gt; having fun here are we,&lt;snack&gt; cookie for you Mr
51517,feeling a little lonely,"Go see your mom.
Signed: a lonely mom","definitely will do, she has work soon so i’ll go talk to her"
51518,"Go see your mom.
Signed: a lonely mom","definitely will do, she has work soon so i’ll go talk to her",I relate to being a lonely mom. Life can be so happy yet so sad.
51519,feeling a little lonely,You too! How r u today,"i’m alright, you?"
51520,You too! How r u today,"i’m alright, you?",Not too bad
51521,"i’m alright, you?",Not too bad,Thank u
51522,feeling a little lonely,9035044057 text me,"i can’t international text ): you should probably take this offline, thanks though"
51523,9035044057 text me,"i can’t international text ): you should probably take this offline, thanks though",Ty and to bad you have hang outs
51524,So me and my gf having a hard time conceiving,Congratulations!,"Thanks, can't wait for the five months of paid leave to take care of the little one!"
51525,Congratulations!,"Thanks, can't wait for the five months of paid leave to take care of the little one!",What???? 5 months Paid leave. Wow. Congrats man
51526,Congratulations!,"Thanks, can't wait for the five months of paid leave to take care of the little one!",Wow! Us Americans envy you. Work 'till you die is our motto.
51527,Congratulations!,"Thanks, can't wait for the five months of paid leave to take care of the little one!",Is this how you feel? 💪🤠💪
51528,So me and my gf having a hard time conceiving,Congratulations! Hope all goes well with the pregnancy and birth!,Thanks! It will.
51529,Congratulations! Hope all goes well with the pregnancy and birth!,Thanks! It will.,With that attitude it'll be a breeze!
51530,Congratulations! Hope all goes well with the pregnancy and birth!,Thanks! It will.,I love your attitude! It’s refreshing for Reddit :)
51531,I reported my best friends boyfriend to the police,You did the right thing,"Thank you, I really needed to hear that."
51532,You did the right thing,"Thank you, I really needed to hear that.","No, like you REALLY REALLY did the right thing."
51533,"I finally deleted Instagram because I kept getting depressed seeing photos of my ex girlfriend, and it was a very good decision","Excellent, welcome to reddit, sir.",Thank you! This is actually just my alt however. She knows my main
51534,"Excellent, welcome to reddit, sir.",Thank you! This is actually just my alt however. She knows my main,"well....

&amp;#x200B;

good luck with that."
51535,I stereotyped a stereotype and was wrong,Assume the best and plan for the worst.,**hope for the best. But maybe I’m mixing that up with a Scouts motto
51536,Assume the best and plan for the worst.,**hope for the best. But maybe I’m mixing that up with a Scouts motto,"Cub scouts - do your best
Boy Scout - be prepared"
51537,**hope for the best. But maybe I’m mixing that up with a Scouts motto,"Cub scouts - do your best
Boy Scout - be prepared",Lion Scouts - My teeth and ambitions are bared
51538,I stereotyped a stereotype and was wrong,Assume the best and plan for the worst.,Actually it’s assume the worst but hope for the best
51539,Assume the best and plan for the worst.,Actually it’s assume the worst but hope for the best,"Nah bruh, hope for the worst and plan for the best"
51540,I stereotyped a stereotype and was wrong,Oh my God. This is so sad. I'm so glad I live in Australia.,"Are race relations so much better in Australia? No sarcasm, legit asking."
51541,Oh my God. This is so sad. I'm so glad I live in Australia.,"Are race relations so much better in Australia? No sarcasm, legit asking.",Yes.
51542,"Holy shit you guys, I just graduated college !!!",How old r u now?,24 !!!
51543,How old r u now?,24 !!!,Wow! Amazing! Congratulations!  What’s your major
51544,24 !!!,Wow! Amazing! Congratulations!  What’s your major,Information tech (web design &amp; development) !!!!
51545,Wow! Amazing! Congratulations!  What’s your major,Information tech (web design &amp; development) !!!!,Oh wow that’s so cool! Great job :)
51546,Information tech (web design &amp; development) !!!!,Oh wow that’s so cool! Great job :),Thank you! I love my major and I'm so excited to start working!
51547,"Holy shit you guys, I just graduated college !!!",U dat grrrl! Congratulations to U!,Thank you!!!!
51548,U dat grrrl! Congratulations to U!,Thank you!!!!,"No problem! :)

Anyway, what kind of career do you want to have?"
51549,"Holy shit you guys, I just graduated college !!!",Congratulations!!! I just graduated with a BA at 30.,Congrats to you to!!!!!! Look at us winning!!!!
51550,Congratulations!!! I just graduated with a BA at 30.,Congrats to you to!!!!!! Look at us winning!!!!,Right!? We’re totally winning.
51551,Congrats to you to!!!!!! Look at us winning!!!!,Right!? We’re totally winning.,"Living our best lives, tbh!"
51552,"Holy shit you guys, I just graduated college !!!",Congrats! What’d you major in?,"Thank you! Information tech, with a web design &amp; development focus!"
51553,Congrats! What’d you major in?,"Thank you! Information tech, with a web design &amp; development focus!",That’s awesome! What are you planning to do?
51554,"Holy shit you guys, I just graduated college !!!",What's the number you've gotta give back?,I'm confusion?
51555,What's the number you've gotta give back?,I'm confusion?,?
51556,I'm confusion?,?,"ohhh, did you mean student loans?????"
51557,I officially escaped poverty!,Congratulations,Thank you!
51558,Congratulations,Thank you!,"Out of curiosity, what’s the value of ‘upper middle class’ to you?"
51559,I officially escaped poverty!,Congratulations!  I bet that big family of yours is so proud.,Thank you💕 they are - my dad feels like all the years of struggle was worth it.
51560,Congratulations!  I bet that big family of yours is so proud.,Thank you💕 they are - my dad feels like all the years of struggle was worth it.,You and your dad should both be proud of yourselves for working hard and never giving up.
51561,I officially escaped poverty!,congratulations. i honestly believe its better to be poor and loved than rich and neglected.,"no

you're not thinking about poverty realistically"
51562,congratulations. i honestly believe its better to be poor and loved than rich and neglected.,"no

you're not thinking about poverty realistically",OP literally lived in poverty...
51563,"I love Americans, but I'm so sick of America being central to all the media I consume.","We're all living in America, America, ist wunderbar ...","Coca-cola, wonderbra"
51564,"We're all living in America, America, ist wunderbar ...","Coca-cola, wonderbra","Coca-cola, sometimes war!"
51565,"I love Americans, but I'm so sick of America being central to all the media I consume.",I’m from Sweden and 80%~ of the state funded televised news are from the Middle East.,That's really interesting. What the film industry like in Sweden?
51566,I’m from Sweden and 80%~ of the state funded televised news are from the Middle East.,That's really interesting. What the film industry like in Sweden?,Mostly Hollywood and Swedish movies.
51567,"I love Americans, but I'm so sick of America being central to all the media I consume.","This doesn’t seem very nice, maybe /r/unpopularopinion is a better subreddit for it?","This isn't an unpopular opinion? 

How is this not nice?"
51568,"This doesn’t seem very nice, maybe /r/unpopularopinion is a better subreddit for it?","This isn't an unpopular opinion? 

How is this not nice?",It is an unpopular opinion when you're posting it to an American site.
51569,"I love Americans, but I'm so sick of America being central to all the media I consume.",Start a European production company lol.,"*checks bank*

No can do boss"
51570,Start a European production company lol.,"*checks bank*

No can do boss",Not with that attitude.
51571,"I love Americans, but I'm so sick of America being central to all the media I consume.",Have you seen Dark? Its a german serie and I really recommend watching it.,"You are about the 50th person to recommend that to me, but thanks. I'll check it out."
51572,Have you seen Dark? Its a german serie and I really recommend watching it.,"You are about the 50th person to recommend that to me, but thanks. I'll check it out.","Oh yeah, it is a really great show so I can understand many people reccomending that"
51573,"I love Americans, but I'm so sick of America being central to all the media I consume.",Sounds like someone is jealous of the greatest country in the wolrd.,Huh? I didn't mention anything about New Zealand?
51574,Sounds like someone is jealous of the greatest country in the wolrd.,Huh? I didn't mention anything about New Zealand?,That would be over zealous if you did hahah hyuck hyuck
51575,"I love Americans, but I'm so sick of America being central to all the media I consume.",Check out Babylon Berlin on Netflix.,This has been recommended already and it's on my list. But thanks anyway
51576,Check out Babylon Berlin on Netflix.,This has been recommended already and it's on my list. But thanks anyway,It’s fantastic.
51577,"I love Americans, but I'm so sick of America being central to all the media I consume.",Y'all have the best reality tv in Australia.,Um you wot mate?!
51578,Y'all have the best reality tv in Australia.,Um you wot mate?!,I love Australian reality tv.
51579,"I love Americans, but I'm so sick of America being central to all the media I consume.",Make your own Hollywood.,K thanks. You gonna fund it?
51580,Make your own Hollywood.,K thanks. You gonna fund it?,Why would I? My country already has a Hollywood.
51581,K thanks. You gonna fund it?,Why would I? My country already has a Hollywood.,Well shit where am I gonna find a few billion dollars? I thought you had all the answers?
51582,"I love Americans, but I'm so sick of America being central to all the media I consume.",As an American im sick of seeing foreign media.,Lol wot
51583,As an American im sick of seeing foreign media.,Lol wot,"OI HAVE YA GOT A LOICENSE, U WOT M8?"
51584,Lol wot,"OI HAVE YA GOT A LOICENSE, U WOT M8?",OI CARNT YOU WANNA FIGHT?
51585,"I love Americans, but I'm so sick of America being central to all the media I consume.","Crazy thought, consume media that isn't American?",r/wowthanksimcured
51586,"Crazy thought, consume media that isn't American?",r/wowthanksimcured,"I know, it's strange that American studios produce American content for their American audience"
51587,"I love Americans, but I'm so sick of America being central to all the media I consume.",You’re on an American website on the American internet.,You gotta be on a whole other level of narcissism to think you own the internet
51588,You’re on an American website on the American internet.,You gotta be on a whole other level of narcissism to think you own the internet,Well we do own the registry
51589,You’re on an American website on the American internet.,You gotta be on a whole other level of narcissism to think you own the internet,We did invent the internet though.
51590,"I love Americans, but I'm so sick of America being central to all the media I consume.",America is aiming for cultural victory,We won like 50 turns ago dude.
51591,America is aiming for cultural victory,We won like 50 turns ago dude.,Then why do we keep playing
51592,"I love Americans, but I'm so sick of America being central to all the media I consume.",Who Killed Captain Alex is set in Uganda.,ACTION MOVIE
51593,Who Killed Captain Alex is set in Uganda.,ACTION MOVIE,MOVIE! MOVIE! MOVIE! MOVIE!
51594,ACTION MOVIE,MOVIE! MOVIE! MOVIE! MOVIE!,"COMING TO YOU FROM WAKALIWOOD UGANDA

VJ Emmie is the greatest narrator of all time tbh"
51595,MOVIE! MOVIE! MOVIE! MOVIE!,"COMING TO YOU FROM WAKALIWOOD UGANDA

VJ Emmie is the greatest narrator of all time tbh",Yeah. He is
51596,Who's up for a game of Detective?,Did Thelma have a relationship with tony the knife thrower?,Can you clarify your question? What kind of relationship?
51597,Did Thelma have a relationship with tony the knife thrower?,Can you clarify your question? What kind of relationship?,Sexual.
51598,Can you clarify your question? What kind of relationship?,Sexual.,No
51599,Who's up for a game of Detective?,Was the missing piece her right breast?,No
51600,Was the missing piece her right breast?,No,"My God! That animal took her left breast. What a sick, sick world we live in."
51601,No,"My God! That animal took her left breast. What a sick, sick world we live in.","I admit, I chuckled."
51602,Who's up for a game of Detective?,are there other acts in the sideshow?,Yes
51603,are there other acts in the sideshow?,Yes,was thelma in an argument with one of the acts?
51604,Yes,was thelma in an argument with one of the acts?,No
51605,was thelma in an argument with one of the acts?,No,was thelma in a relationship with one of the acts?
51606,No,was thelma in a relationship with one of the acts?,No
51607,Who's up for a game of Detective?,was thelma strangled?,Yes
51608,was thelma strangled?,Yes,was that the reason the neck was missing?
51609,Yes,was that the reason the neck was missing?,Yes
51610,was that the reason the neck was missing?,Yes,did the same person who strangled her dismember the body?
51611,Yes,did the same person who strangled her dismember the body?,Yes
51612,did the same person who strangled her dismember the body?,Yes,did anyone have access to the axe?
51613,Yes,did anyone have access to the axe?,"I don't know for sure, but presumably any member of the cast"
51614,did anyone have access to the axe?,"I don't know for sure, but presumably any member of the cast",was thelma strangled with bare hands?
51615,"I don't know for sure, but presumably any member of the cast",was thelma strangled with bare hands?,Yes
51616,was thelma strangled with bare hands?,Yes,did the killer have a partner/accomplice?
51617,Yes,did the killer have a partner/accomplice?,No
51618,did the killer have a partner/accomplice?,No,did the same person who strangled her dismember her body?
51619,No,did the same person who strangled her dismember her body?,Yes
51620,did the same person who strangled her dismember her body?,Yes,was the killer male?
51621,Yes,was the killer male?,Yes
51622,was the killer male?,Yes,was the killer tony?
51623,Yes,was the killer tony?,No
51624,was the killer tony?,No,lol worth a shot. does the killer have a higher status than thelma?
51625,No,lol worth a shot. does the killer have a higher status than thelma?,No
51626,lol worth a shot. does the killer have a higher status than thelma?,No,does the killer have big hands?
51627,No,does the killer have big hands?,No
51628,does the killer have big hands?,No,does the killer have small hands?
51629,No,does the killer have small hands?,No
51630,does the killer have small hands?,No,does the killer have more than two hands?
51631,No,does the killer have more than two hands?,No
51632,does the killer have more than two hands?,No,does the killer have more than five fingers?
51633,No,does the killer have more than five fingers?,Yes! Solved. I will edit the OP to contain the solution.
51634,does the killer have more than five fingers?,Yes! Solved. I will edit the OP to contain the solution.,oh awesome!
51635,"Branching out, wanting to meet new people.",I Love hiking!,"Me too! Unfortunately, it’s so hot where I’m at that I haven’t been able to."
51636,I Love hiking!,"Me too! Unfortunately, it’s so hot where I’m at that I haven’t been able to.","Understandable, mid-cold is the best hiking weather."
51637,"Today is results day in the UK, and I found out my grades are far better than me and my teachers expected and I’ll be going to the university I didn’t think I’d be able to get into!",What degree are you studying?,BA History. Hopefully after that is done I’ll get my PGCE which makes me a qualified teacher
51638,What degree are you studying?,BA History. Hopefully after that is done I’ll get my PGCE which makes me a qualified teacher,"Nice one, best of luck. 

Join societies :)"
51639,BA History. Hopefully after that is done I’ll get my PGCE which makes me a qualified teacher,"Nice one, best of luck. 

Join societies :)","Thank you, you too. I hope there’s a Rock Climbing society..."
51640,What degree are you studying?,BA History. Hopefully after that is done I’ll get my PGCE which makes me a qualified teacher,Sorry but what is BA history?
51641,BA History. Hopefully after that is done I’ll get my PGCE which makes me a qualified teacher,Sorry but what is BA history?,Bachelor of Arts in history. Basically a 4 year undergraduate degree in history.
51642,Sorry but what is BA history?,Bachelor of Arts in history. Basically a 4 year undergraduate degree in history.,"Usually 3 years, unless doing placement or a year abroad"
51643,"Today is results day in the UK, and I found out my grades are far better than me and my teachers expected and I’ll be going to the university I didn’t think I’d be able to get into!","Congratulations man, bet ur gonna have a blast! Any tips u can give me for school?",Sure thing! What year are you currently in?
51644,"Congratulations man, bet ur gonna have a blast! Any tips u can give me for school?",Sure thing! What year are you currently in?,"Going to grade 9! First year very nervous, thanks."
51645,"18 year old Indian female, looking to get to know more about other cultures.","German here, DM me if you wanna know something",Does the McDonald's there really serve beer😂
51646,"German here, DM me if you wanna know something",Does the McDonald's there really serve beer😂,Some do. Not that big of a deal here. Most people just go with soda anyway
51647,"German here, DM me if you wanna know something",Does the McDonald's there really serve beer😂,"Sometimes, to special occasions like when the Oktoberfest is happening"
51648,Does the McDonald's there really serve beer😂,"Sometimes, to special occasions like when the Oktoberfest is happening",Ahhh that's great.  Tell me more about your culture. What do you eat? What are your festivals?
51649,"18 year old Indian female, looking to get to know more about other cultures.","German here, DM me if you wanna know something",What German food is the best german food?
51650,"German here, DM me if you wanna know something",What German food is the best german food?,Kebab all the way
51651,What German food is the best german food?,Kebab all the way,"Aw yea, kebabs."
51652,What German food is the best german food?,Kebab all the way,Kebab is turkish tho
51653,"German here, DM me if you wanna know something",What German food is the best german food?,Well I would simply go with Bratwurst
51654,What German food is the best german food?,Well I would simply go with Bratwurst,Just the sausage?
51655,Well I would simply go with Bratwurst,Just the sausage?,"With some sauce, yes."
51656,"18 year old Indian female, looking to get to know more about other cultures.","German here, DM me if you wanna know something",Do you really have places where you can get a bathtub full of beer and take a bath there?
51657,"German here, DM me if you wanna know something",Do you really have places where you can get a bathtub full of beer and take a bath there?,Never seen or heard if it tho
51658,Do you really have places where you can get a bathtub full of beer and take a bath there?,Never seen or heard if it tho,Ohh okay I saw it on YouTube I think
51659,I’m a Hong Kong girl in my mid-twenties. Really happy to see so much support on Reddit.,"👍 from Australia

Hope it's resolved in favour of the people!",Thank youuuu &lt;3
51660,"👍 from Australia

Hope it's resolved in favour of the people!",Thank youuuu &lt;3,Support from India as well. Hope your quest for liberty plays out in your favour.
51661,Thank youuuu &lt;3,Support from India as well. Hope your quest for liberty plays out in your favour.,Thanks!
51662,I’m a Hong Kong girl in my mid-twenties. Really happy to see so much support on Reddit.,I’m shocked how some redditers think that this all protest is fake.,"Probably the same people who use terms like ""crisis actors."" Human suffering is not conspiracy."
51663,I’m shocked how some redditers think that this all protest is fake.,"Probably the same people who use terms like ""crisis actors."" Human suffering is not conspiracy.",Lots of reds said that
51664,"Probably the same people who use terms like ""crisis actors."" Human suffering is not conspiracy.",Lots of reds said that,China is communist in name only now.
51665,Lots of reds said that,China is communist in name only now.,I’m talking about commies in reddit and how they defend China
51666,I’m a Hong Kong girl in my mid-twenties. Really happy to see so much support on Reddit.,Do you have any plans to leave Hong Kong?,"To vaguely answer you, yes!"
51667,Do you have any plans to leave Hong Kong?,"To vaguely answer you, yes!","Great, try to get out while you can."
51668,I’m a Hong Kong girl in my mid-twenties. Really happy to see so much support on Reddit.,"You guys are doing amazing! Don't back down!

Regards, The UK",Thanks!! Good luck for Brexit haha
51669,"You guys are doing amazing! Don't back down!

Regards, The UK",Thanks!! Good luck for Brexit haha,"Ha thanks, I think we will need it!"
51670,I’m a Hong Kong girl in my mid-twenties. Really happy to see so much support on Reddit.,Can I come help you guys liberate yourselves? I'm itching for a good fight with Totalitarianism.,Hahahaha you can marry some of us and give us foreign citizenships
51671,Can I come help you guys liberate yourselves? I'm itching for a good fight with Totalitarianism.,Hahahaha you can marry some of us and give us foreign citizenships,Is that a thing I can do? Can I bring one of you over to the USA by marrying you?
51672,Ask the Magic 8 Ball a question,What is 6x9+6+9?,As I see it yes. The correct answer for real though is 69. Hehe.
51673,What is 6x9+6+9?,As I see it yes. The correct answer for real though is 69. Hehe.,I know
51674,Ask the Magic 8 Ball a question,Will she say yes?,Outlook Good. Just go for it man. I believe in you even if you don’t believe in yourself.
51675,Will she say yes?,Outlook Good. Just go for it man. I believe in you even if you don’t believe in yourself.,:)
51676,Ask the Magic 8 Ball a question,Tired of all the maybes and need answers! Is it Maybelline?,Without a doubt. Bam there’s no need to be tired of all the maybes anymore.
51677,Tired of all the maybes and need answers! Is it Maybelline?,Without a doubt. Bam there’s no need to be tired of all the maybes anymore.,This has been keeping me up for too long. Thank you almighty oracle!
51678,Without a doubt. Bam there’s no need to be tired of all the maybes anymore.,This has been keeping me up for too long. Thank you almighty oracle!,No problem!
51679,Ask the Magic 8 Ball a question,is this it?,"Don’t count on it. Nope at least yet. Idk when, what, or how but it’ll happen. Just not now."
51680,is this it?,"Don’t count on it. Nope at least yet. Idk when, what, or how but it’ll happen. Just not now.",That's a lot of words from an 8 Ball
51681,is this it?,"Don’t count on it. Nope at least yet. Idk when, what, or how but it’ll happen. Just not now.",I’ve been reading this thread and somehow your magic 8 ball is as wholesome as you are!
51682,Reach out to me,"Hello just here for some casual convo , making some new friends online :)",Hey! Wanna chat privately a bit? Or just here? :)
51683,"Hello just here for some casual convo , making some new friends online :)",Hey! Wanna chat privately a bit? Or just here? :),Im fine with whatever my friend :)
51684,Hey! Wanna chat privately a bit? Or just here? :),Im fine with whatever my friend :),"Great! Well first of all I guess, how are you?"
51685,Im fine with whatever my friend :),"Great! Well first of all I guess, how are you?",Health wise im great haha mentally wise im feeling meh haha what about you :)
51686,"Great! Well first of all I guess, how are you?",Health wise im great haha mentally wise im feeling meh haha what about you :),Oh tell me if you want to talk about anything in particular! I’m well. I just woke up haha.
51687,Health wise im great haha mentally wise im feeling meh haha what about you :),Oh tell me if you want to talk about anything in particular! I’m well. I just woke up haha.,"Well goodmorning maybe? Lol and well sports? Video games , im down for anything lol"
51688,Oh tell me if you want to talk about anything in particular! I’m well. I just woke up haha.,"Well goodmorning maybe? Lol and well sports? Video games , im down for anything lol","Yeah, morning for me. Have to get up and go to work in a bit. What time it is where you are?"
51689,"Well goodmorning maybe? Lol and well sports? Video games , im down for anything lol","Yeah, morning for me. Have to get up and go to work in a bit. What time it is where you are?","Its about to be 11pm over here , looking forward to work or dreading to go in ? Lol"
51690,"Yeah, morning for me. Have to get up and go to work in a bit. What time it is where you are?","Its about to be 11pm over here , looking forward to work or dreading to go in ? Lol",I love my job so I’m excited! I just woke up way too early😂 but that’s going to be fine.
51691,"Its about to be 11pm over here , looking forward to work or dreading to go in ? Lol",I love my job so I’m excited! I just woke up way too early😂 but that’s going to be fine.,Awesome what kind of work do you do? What time is it over there ?
51692,"If I say goodnight and you see me online, doesn’t mean I lied.",this belongs on r/unpopularopinion,"My bad, I can still be considered a reddit rookie."
51693,this belongs on r/unpopularopinion,"My bad, I can still be considered a reddit rookie.","That's fine, you could also just cross-post this there. Unless someone has already done this"
51694,"My bad, I can still be considered a reddit rookie.","That's fine, you could also just cross-post this there. Unless someone has already done this",How do I do that?
51695,Tell me something I probably don't know!,Reddit,"Interesting, what's this? D:"
51696,Reddit,"Interesting, what's this? D:",🤔
51697,"Interesting, what's this? D:",🤔,:D
51698,Tell me something I probably don't know!,"Non mainstream music band is viagra boys, they're pretty funny","Definitely funny and unique, but also pretty good sounding!  


Thanks for sharing!"
51699,"Non mainstream music band is viagra boys, they're pretty funny","Definitely funny and unique, but also pretty good sounding!  


Thanks for sharing!","Np

P.S. 

SPOOOORRRRRRTTTTTSSSS"
51700,A boy complimented me for the first time ever! Made my day :),"I might not know you irl, but you sound definitely cute and well rounded.",Thanks :))
51701,"I might not know you irl, but you sound definitely cute and well rounded.",Thanks :)),Thank you for being so charming 😊
51702,A boy complimented me for the first time ever! Made my day :),Aww that is cute. Also i know its weird but imma call you cute cause of your cute happiness \^\^,:)
51703,Aww that is cute. Also i know its weird but imma call you cute cause of your cute happiness \^\^,:),uwu
51704,A boy complimented me for the first time ever! Made my day :),I will forgive your IG usage bc you made me smile.,What's with the gate towards instagram on here? I've had someone else say the same thing!!
51705,I will forgive your IG usage bc you made me smile.,What's with the gate towards instagram on here? I've had someone else say the same thing!!,Try googling Reddit vs Instagram
51706,What's with the gate towards instagram on here? I've had someone else say the same thing!!,Try googling Reddit vs Instagram,Uh oh...
51707,How are you?,A bit lazy and want to sleep,Go to sleep :D
51708,A bit lazy and want to sleep,Go to sleep :D,Hahaha i can't it is 6.25 pm
51709,Go to sleep :D,Hahaha i can't it is 6.25 pm,"You do you, If u want to sleep, sleep"
51710,How are you?,"Decent, nothing to do. You?","Pretty cool, bored really. Try to play some games or something :D"
51711,"Decent, nothing to do. You?","Pretty cool, bored really. Try to play some games or something :D","Nah, music's where it's at. Been listening since i woke up"
51712,"Pretty cool, bored really. Try to play some games or something :D","Nah, music's where it's at. Been listening since i woke up",Ahh music is like my life saver. What r u listening rn?
51713,"Nah, music's where it's at. Been listening since i woke up",Ahh music is like my life saver. What r u listening rn?,Walk a crooked line by Motörhead
51714,Ahh music is like my life saver. What r u listening rn?,Walk a crooked line by Motörhead,Cool. What type of music it is?
51715,Walk a crooked line by Motörhead,Cool. What type of music it is?,Hard rock/heavy metal
51716,How are you?,Pretty chill,coool
51717,Pretty chill,coool,coooooool
51718,I am totally watching two people bang right now and they don't know I can see them.,Nice,Nice
51719,Nice,Nice,*Classy*
51720,Nice,*Classy*,Nice
51721,Nice,*Classy*,You son of a bitch.
51722,*Classy*,You son of a bitch.,Ummmmm....okay??
51723,Nice,Nice,Jerry God Damn It!
51724,Nice,Jerry God Damn It!,im going to assault you with a karate chop with scooter to the ankle you fucking chain breaker
51725,Nice,Nice,Nice ?
51726,Nice,Nice ?,"No, Nice. The city in France, capital of Fuckery."
51727,Nice,Nice,Happy cake day op
51728,I am totally watching two people bang right now and they don't know I can see them.,"Well, now I know what the F in F150 stands for.",Fibromyalgia?
51729,"Well, now I know what the F in F150 stands for.",Fibromyalgia?,This!! 🙌🏻
51730,"Well, now I know what the F in F150 stands for.",Fibromyalgia?,You could be entitled to a cash settlement!
51731,I am totally watching two people bang right now and they don't know I can see them.,"Well, now I know what the F in F150 stands for.",Fisting?
51732,"Well, now I know what the F in F150 stands for.",Fisting?,"You tell us, you're the one that saw everything!"
51733,Fisting?,"You tell us, you're the one that saw everything!","Don’t bust that but yet folks, we’ll be right back"
51734,"You tell us, you're the one that saw everything!","Don’t bust that but yet folks, we’ll be right back","*""Now here's what's happening in your neck of the woods!""*"
51735,I am totally watching two people bang right now and they don't know I can see them.,"Well, now I know what the F in F150 stands for.",Fapping?
51736,"Well, now I know what the F in F150 stands for.",Fapping?,Fellatio
51737,Fapping?,Fellatio,Yes
51738,I am totally watching two people bang right now and they don't know I can see them.,"Well, now I know what the F in F150 stands for.","Ah, the four Fs of biology —  
* Feeding 
* Fighting  
* Fleeing  
* Reproduction"
51739,"Well, now I know what the F in F150 stands for.","Ah, the four Fs of biology —  
* Feeding 
* Fighting  
* Fleeing  
* Reproduction",The 5 Ds is better! Dodge duck dip dive and dodge
51740,"Ah, the four Fs of biology —  
* Feeding 
* Fighting  
* Fleeing  
* Reproduction",The 5 Ds is better! Dodge duck dip dive and dodge,F
51741,"Well, now I know what the F in F150 stands for.","Ah, the four Fs of biology —  
* Feeding 
* Fighting  
* Fleeing  
* Reproduction",You misspelled Freproduction.
51742,"Ah, the four Fs of biology —  
* Feeding 
* Fighting  
* Fleeing  
* Reproduction",You misspelled Freproduction.,/r/woooosh
51743,I am totally watching two people bang right now and they don't know I can see them.,"Start playing the most romantic music you can find, help em get done quicker",Baby Shark should do the trick.
51744,"Start playing the most romantic music you can find, help em get done quicker",Baby Shark should do the trick.,Pumped up kicks would *really* get the job done.
51745,Baby Shark should do the trick.,Pumped up kicks would *really* get the job done.,I can only nut to the final verses of Dancing with the Devil
51746,Pumped up kicks would *really* get the job done.,I can only nut to the final verses of Dancing with the Devil,I feel like this should be part of a depp character in either a rob zombie or wes anderson film
51747,Baby Shark should do the trick.,Pumped up kicks would *really* get the job done.,"Well, kinda like a school, he's gonna be shooting kids inside her."
51748,Pumped up kicks would *really* get the job done.,"Well, kinda like a school, he's gonna be shooting kids inside her.",Pump those kicks my dude
51749,Pumped up kicks would *really* get the job done.,"Well, kinda like a school, he's gonna be shooting kids inside her.",Underrated
51750,Pumped up kicks would *really* get the job done.,"Well, kinda like a school, he's gonna be shooting kids inside her.",r/cursedcomments
51751,"Well, kinda like a school, he's gonna be shooting kids inside her.",r/cursedcomments,Rip i'm to late ;(
51752,Pumped up kicks would *really* get the job done.,"Well, kinda like a school, he's gonna be shooting kids inside her.",Lmao
51753,Pumped up kicks would *really* get the job done.,"Well, kinda like a school, he's gonna be shooting kids inside her.",Jesus
51754,Pumped up kicks would *really* get the job done.,"Well, kinda like a school, he's gonna be shooting kids inside her.",Dude!
51755,Pumped up kicks would *really* get the job done.,"Well, kinda like a school, he's gonna be shooting kids inside her.","""Kinslayer"" by Nightwish is about the Columbine killings."
51756,Baby Shark should do the trick.,Pumped up kicks would *really* get the job done.,I was thinking the Pat Boone version of Enter Sandman
51757,"Start playing the most romantic music you can find, help em get done quicker",Baby Shark should do the trick.,Aaaand it’s stuck in my head for the rest of the day again.
51758,Baby Shark should do the trick.,Aaaand it’s stuck in my head for the rest of the day again.,Well at least you don't have the misshapen beast of 'pumped up baby shark' stuck in your head.
51759,Aaaand it’s stuck in my head for the rest of the day again.,Well at least you don't have the misshapen beast of 'pumped up baby shark' stuck in your head.,Well now I do
51760,"Start playing the most romantic music you can find, help em get done quicker",Baby Shark should do the trick.,Do Doo do do doo
51761,"Start playing the most romantic music you can find, help em get done quicker",Baby Shark should do the trick.,"Smack that ass doo doo doo doo doo doo(×4) 

Clap them cheecks doo doo doo doo doo doo (×4)"
51762,"Start playing the most romantic music you can find, help em get done quicker",Baby Shark should do the trick.,First good laugh in a while. Here's an upvote.
51763,I am totally watching two people bang right now and they don't know I can see them.,"Start playing the most romantic music you can find, help em get done quicker",Romantic ????  You girls ....
51764,"Start playing the most romantic music you can find, help em get done quicker",Romantic ????  You girls ....,Who says I'm a girl? Lol
51765,I am totally watching two people bang right now and they don't know I can see them.,...*unzip*....,*squeeze some lotion*
51766,...*unzip*....,*squeeze some lotion*,And rub it on those crusty elbows
51767,*squeeze some lotion*,And rub it on those crusty elbows,We can’t have the wenis dry eh?
51768,And rub it on those crusty elbows,We can’t have the wenis dry eh?,No sir!
51769,We can’t have the wenis dry eh?,No sir!,*proceeds to masturbate in their tailpipe*
51770,I am totally watching two people bang right now and they don't know I can see them.,what are you doing alone sitting in your car?,sadness intensifies
51771,what are you doing alone sitting in your car?,sadness intensifies,Fapping intensifies
51772,sadness intensifies,Fapping intensifies,Disappointment in self intensifies
51773,I am totally watching two people bang right now and they don't know I can see them.,what are you doing alone sitting in your car?,Watching people banging
51774,what are you doing alone sitting in your car?,Watching people banging,*dooh*
51775,I am totally watching two people bang right now and they don't know I can see them.,People who fuck in public usually don't really mind if someone sees them...,Exactly. We just get more turned on from it. Best orgasm ever
51776,People who fuck in public usually don't really mind if someone sees them...,Exactly. We just get more turned on from it. Best orgasm ever,Hm
51777,I am totally watching two people bang right now and they don't know I can see them.,Why are you sitting in your car in the dark?,The important question.
51778,Why are you sitting in your car in the dark?,The important question.,The remains unanswered
51779,What games are you guys all playing?,Omega Labyrinth Life,What kind of a game is that?
51780,Omega Labyrinth Life,What kind of a game is that?,Dungeon crawler game for anime perverts (very lewd)
51781,What kind of a game is that?,Dungeon crawler game for anime perverts (very lewd),"Ahhh, I see, well whatever floats your boat"
51782,What games are you guys all playing?,Get hollow knight and enter the gungeon there challenging but insanely fun!!,I just recently got Cadence of Hyruoe and I’d highly recommend that too
51783,Get hollow knight and enter the gungeon there challenging but insanely fun!!,I just recently got Cadence of Hyruoe and I’d highly recommend that too,Ill look into it.
51784,Let's talk music!,"My current music is Tool, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Bon Iver and Thom Yorke",Awesome. Have you seen King Gizzard live by any chance? Got tickets to see them live next year.
51785,"My current music is Tool, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Bon Iver and Thom Yorke",Awesome. Have you seen King Gizzard live by any chance? Got tickets to see them live next year.,"No, but I'm seeing them in a few weeks!"
51786,I'm a shy introvert but today I managed to overcome my anxiety somewhat by helping a girl with her bicycle chains.,Huraaaaayy. Don't worry about being introvert life will fuck u up and make u normal,"Looking at all the 'normal' people around me, I think I'll pass :p"
51787,Huraaaaayy. Don't worry about being introvert life will fuck u up and make u normal,"Looking at all the 'normal' people around me, I think I'll pass :p",Buddy you spend tooo much time in reddit
51788,"Looking at all the 'normal' people around me, I think I'll pass :p",Buddy you spend tooo much time in reddit,"Hahahaha!..haha...ha... Damn, you're right :D"
51789,Buddy you spend tooo much time in reddit,"Hahahaha!..haha...ha... Damn, you're right :D",It's ok man me too and one day us introverts will evolve!
51790,"Hahahaha!..haha...ha... Damn, you're right :D",It's ok man me too and one day us introverts will evolve!,Introvert has evolved into Endovert!
51791,It's ok man me too and one day us introverts will evolve!,Introvert has evolved into Endovert!,Endovert uses supressed feelings of love! It's super effective!
51792,"Hahahaha!..haha...ha... Damn, you're right :D",It's ok man me too and one day us introverts will evolve!,Let's make that happen! :)
51793,I'm a shy introvert but today I managed to overcome my anxiety somewhat by helping a girl with her bicycle chains.,Huraaaaayy. Don't worry about being introvert life will fuck u up and make u normal,"Or an extrovert will somehow find them, adopt them, and take them places."
51794,Huraaaaayy. Don't worry about being introvert life will fuck u up and make u normal,"Or an extrovert will somehow find them, adopt them, and take them places.",These extroverts deserve a special place in heavem
51795,Huraaaaayy. Don't worry about being introvert life will fuck u up and make u normal,"Or an extrovert will somehow find them, adopt them, and take them places.",I need dis
51796,I'm a shy introvert but today I managed to overcome my anxiety somewhat by helping a girl with her bicycle chains.,Awesome! Must’ve felt really good to step out like that :-),It did :)
51797,Awesome! Must’ve felt really good to step out like that :-),It did :),Awesome! 😁
51798,I'm a shy introvert but today I managed to overcome my anxiety somewhat by helping a girl with her bicycle chains.,Wash your hands,I did :p
51799,Wash your hands,I did :p,and behind your ears
51800,I did :p,and behind your ears,I will :D
51801,and behind your ears,I will :D,Did you great your veggies?
51802,I will :D,Did you great your veggies?,Don't forget to change your underwear.
51803,Did you great your veggies?,Don't forget to change your underwear.,and brush your teeth before bed
51804,Did you great your veggies?,Don't forget to change your underwear.,This is really important!
51805,I will :D,Did you great your veggies?,"Do fresh, homegrown potatoes count?"
51806,Did you great your veggies?,"Do fresh, homegrown potatoes count?",It’s better then all that candy you been eating I suppose.
51807,"Do fresh, homegrown potatoes count?",It’s better then all that candy you been eating I suppose.,I like the taste of the skins and they have most of the good nutritions
51808,I'm a shy introvert but today I managed to overcome my anxiety somewhat by helping a girl with her bicycle chains.,you losers are pathetic,so are people that go into subreddits just to hate on it. get a life :)
51809,you losers are pathetic,so are people that go into subreddits just to hate on it. get a life :),you just killed him dude
51810,you losers are pathetic,so are people that go into subreddits just to hate on it. get a life :),"If by random you mean /popular and /all

brainlet"
51811,so are people that go into subreddits just to hate on it. get a life :),"If by random you mean /popular and /all

brainlet",what?
51812,I'm a shy introvert but today I managed to overcome my anxiety somewhat by helping a girl with her bicycle chains.,Austin?,Not even close ;)
51813,Austin?,Not even close ;),"Sorry. You just described my ex, and it freaked me out a bit haha."
51814,Not even close ;),"Sorry. You just described my ex, and it freaked me out a bit haha.","Ah, okay. This was in Finland, to put your mind at ease :)"
51815,I took myself to dinner tonight.,I should do this. It sounds nice.,The hardest part about it is deciding what to eat.
51816,I should do this. It sounds nice.,The hardest part about it is deciding what to eat.,Uh just let yourself decide.
51817,I should do this. It sounds nice.,The hardest part about it is deciding what to eat.,That just means you get to take yourself out again!
51818,The hardest part about it is deciding what to eat.,That just means you get to take yourself out again!,"Great, finally found a way to always have a second date ! ... It is for a friend of course."
51819,That just means you get to take yourself out again!,"Great, finally found a way to always have a second date ! ... It is for a friend of course.","Yes! I mean, how can i say no to myself?"
51820,I should do this. It sounds nice.,The hardest part about it is deciding what to eat.,"Just go with ""I'll have what they are having"""
51821,Would really appreciate talking to some kind people,"Don't really have any passions, but up to chat about anything",Fav subs?
51822,"Don't really have any passions, but up to chat about anything",Fav subs?,"This one /r/anime  /r/ecchi (nsfw), and just my local mobile games subreddits, lol"
51823,I ran a mile,Congratulations dude keep it up!,thank you for your kind comment
51824,Congratulations dude keep it up!,thank you for your kind comment,No need to thank me :)
51825,Cheez-its. Yay or nay?,They are good but after you eat so many they are not desirable anymore,"Maybe for you, but for me, they only become more desirable."
51826,They are good but after you eat so many they are not desirable anymore,"Maybe for you, but for me, they only become more desirable.",You simply haven't eaten enough
51827,They are good but after you eat so many they are not desirable anymore,"Maybe for you, but for me, they only become more desirable.",UwU I want Chu to pound me in the ass daddy spez OwO
51828,"Maybe for you, but for me, they only become more desirable.",UwU I want Chu to pound me in the ass daddy spez OwO,oh
51829,UwU I want Chu to pound me in the ass daddy spez OwO,oh,No
51830,They are good but after you eat so many they are not desirable anymore,"Maybe for you, but for me, they only become more desirable.",Toasted Cheez-Itz are where it's at though.
51831,They are good but after you eat so many they are not desirable anymore,"Maybe for you, but for me, they only become more desirable.",u/nwordcountbot u/spez
51832,They are good but after you eat so many they are not desirable anymore,"Maybe for you, but for me, they only become more desirable.",u/nwordcountbot u/ingloriousbobby
51833,"Maybe for you, but for me, they only become more desirable.",u/nwordcountbot u/ingloriousbobby,[deleted]
51834,"Maybe for you, but for me, they only become more desirable.",u/nwordcountbot u/spez,Doing the Lord's work
51835,They are good but after you eat so many they are not desirable anymore,"Maybe for you, but for me, they only become more desirable.","Yeah agreed, cheez it’s are a great food"
51836,They are good but after you eat so many they are not desirable anymore,"Maybe for you, but for me, they only become more desirable.",unban r/legoyoda
51837,I skipped to a random point in a random video on youtube and I was in it,It's a sign,But what does it mean?
51838,It's a sign,But what does it mean?,Something big will happen. Go to that place again.
51839,But what does it mean?,Something big will happen. Go to that place again.,"Use the time stamp from where you were in the video, it's important..."
51840,Something big will happen. Go to that place again.,"Use the time stamp from where you were in the video, it's important...",Lottery number?
51841,"Use the time stamp from where you were in the video, it's important...",Lottery number?,Possibly....
51842,Lottery number?,Possibly....,wow
51843,Possibly....,wow,r/thedavincicode
51844,wow,r/thedavincicode,r/substhatshouldexist
51845,wow,r/thedavincicode,NOOO I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL
51846,r/thedavincicode,NOOO I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL,Thanks. I try to learn from the downfall of others. :)
51847,NOOO I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL,Thanks. I try to learn from the downfall of others. :),r/UsernameChecksOut
51848,Thanks. I try to learn from the downfall of others. :),r/UsernameChecksOut,Hahahahahahaha good one
51849,r/thedavincicode,NOOO I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL,Reality can be whatever you want.
51850,NOOO I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL,Reality can be whatever you want.,What did it cost?
51851,r/thedavincicode,NOOO I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL,Don't let your memes stay dreams.
51852,wow,r/thedavincicode,r/subsifellfor
51853,wow,r/thedavincicode,r/subifellfor
51854,"Use the time stamp from where you were in the video, it's important...",Lottery number?,What about the kitten with the soul of a shark? The weaponized soul do you have it?
51855,Lottery number?,What about the kitten with the soul of a shark? The weaponized soul do you have it?,Duh I have it in a jar in my room. I feed it twice a day with fish souls from my pond
51856,"Use the time stamp from where you were in the video, it's important...",Lottery number?,No ...  his chances do not increase at the lottery by havikg this 'special number'
51857,Something big will happen. Go to that place again.,"Use the time stamp from where you were in the video, it's important...",Wait people actually believe in this?
51858,"Use the time stamp from where you were in the video, it's important...",Wait people actually believe in this?,Why not? It’s fun
51859,Wait people actually believe in this?,Why not? It’s fun,Good answer.
51860,Why not? It’s fun,Good answer.,My dad went back to the place he was in a video in. He got robbed.
51861,Good answer.,My dad went back to the place he was in a video in. He got robbed.,It was a sign
51862,"Use the time stamp from where you were in the video, it's important...",Wait people actually believe in this?,"Its not that people believe it, its just that maybe if"
51863,Wait people actually believe in this?,"Its not that people believe it, its just that maybe if",Variable outcome is addictive.
51864,"Its not that people believe it, its just that maybe if",Variable outcome is addictive.,True that
51865,"Use the time stamp from where you were in the video, it's important...",Wait people actually believe in this?,Wait people actually believe that there are people that don't believe dumb shit? ☺︎
51866,Wait people actually believe in this?,Wait people actually believe that there are people that don't believe dumb shit? ☺︎,LMFAO what? Yes? A lot of people believe that? It’s not even a belief?!
51867,Something big will happen. Go to that place again.,"Use the time stamp from where you were in the video, it's important...",4/8 15:16.2342
51868,"Use the time stamp from where you were in the video, it's important...",4/8 15:16.2342,"Oh boy if only I had coins, here 🥇"
51869,Something big will happen. Go to that place again.,"Use the time stamp from where you were in the video, it's important...",No ... it's just a number.
51870,But what does it mean?,Something big will happen. Go to that place again.,"And that kids, is how I met your mother."
51871,Something big will happen. Go to that place again.,"And that kids, is how I met your mother.",WTF that's great I'm dieing!
51872,But what does it mean?,Something big will happen. Go to that place again.,"Could be a big bomb too, OP don’t go - watch from distance."
51873,It's a sign,But what does it mean?,You’re a ghost
51874,But what does it mean?,You’re a ghost,Shit
51875,It's a sign,But what does it mean?,Your pregnant
51876,But what does it mean?,Your pregnant,It's not mine.  *shakes head*
51877,Your pregnant,It's not mine.  *shakes head*,She says I am the one...
51878,It's not mine.  *shakes head*,She says I am the one...,Wake up Neo!
51879,It's not mine.  *shakes head*,She says I am the one...,The kid is not my son.
51880,It's a sign,But what does it mean?,"Nothing, really. It's just a sign &lt;shrugs&gt;"
51881,It's a sign,But what does it mean?,It should open up your eyes according to Ace of Base
51882,But what does it mean?,It should open up your eyes according to Ace of Base,True
51883,It's a sign,But what does it mean?,Look under your chair.
51884,But what does it mean?,Look under your chair.,I can see my feet
51885,Look under your chair.,I can see my feet,oh *shit*...
51886,Look under your chair.,I can see my feet,If you see your feet it's already too late
51887,I can see my feet,If you see your feet it's already too late,oh no
51888,It's a sign,But what does it mean?,You’re an alcoholic
51889,But what does it mean?,You’re an alcoholic,True
51890,It's a sign,But what does it mean?,"Like ""yeild "" maybe, idk maybe im not looking deep enough"
51891,It's a sign,But what does it mean?,"You drink too much, lol"
51892,It's a sign,But what does it mean?,That boy needs therapy
51893,It's a sign,But what does it mean?,Clearly your related to nick cage from next
51894,It's a sign,But what does it mean?,It means you're actually gay and should explore barebacking men on grindr
51895,It's a sign,But what does it mean?,It means we need to have a talk about your drinking problem.
51896,It's a sign,But what does it mean?,Disregard my last comment. Just do you
51897,I skipped to a random point in a random video on youtube and I was in it,It's a sign,Stop before Netflix makes a serial out of it.
51898,It's a sign,Stop before Netflix makes a serial out of it.,Guess your right
51899,It's a sign,Stop before Netflix makes a serial out of it.,Wait... Series or cereal?
51900,I skipped to a random point in a random video on youtube and I was in it,It's a sign,But you dont believe in signs.
51901,It's a sign,But you dont believe in signs.,?
51902,I skipped to a random point in a random video on youtube and I was in it,r/coincidence,r/ithinknot
51903,r/coincidence,r/ithinknot,r/mystery
51904,I decided to be an atheist at 12 when my church told me my pets didn't have souls.,That's cool because humans don't have souls either.,Me and Mister Mittens are going to Hell together.
51905,That's cool because humans don't have souls either.,Me and Mister Mittens are going to Hell together.,"If it exists, you should be in very good company =)"
51906,I decided to be an atheist at 12 when my church told me my pets didn't have souls.,Cats obviously have deeply corrupted souls.,"Not my boy Tom, he's a pure innocent snuggle bean who wants hugs and kisses 24/7"
51907,Cats obviously have deeply corrupted souls.,"Not my boy Tom, he's a pure innocent snuggle bean who wants hugs and kisses 24/7","Aww. I have two not remotely innocent snuggle beans, myself."
51908,What's a language that you always wanted to learn?,"Any Scandinavian language, because I love their lore and how they sound",I have friends that are fluent in swedish!
51909,"Any Scandinavian language, because I love their lore and how they sound",I have friends that are fluent in swedish!,"That's great, I wanna go troll hunting lol"
51910,I start a new job tomorrow after being a stay at home mom for 9 years and my husband doesn’t even care. Wish me luck? I’m super nervous.,"That’s great! Good luck, hope you enjoy it!",Thank you!
51911,"That’s great! Good luck, hope you enjoy it!",Thank you!,You’re welcome:)
51912,What the hell do you do in a bathtub?,"Think of it like a hot tub, you sit, pee and soak. What more could you ask for?",...pee?
51913,"Think of it like a hot tub, you sit, pee and soak. What more could you ask for?",...pee?,"I mean, how else are you going to keep it warm? 😅"
51914,...pee?,"I mean, how else are you going to keep it warm? 😅",good point
51915,"Think of it like a hot tub, you sit, pee and soak. What more could you ask for?",...pee?,He's seriously joking. I hope. I never pee in my bath.
51916,What the hell do you do in a bathtub?,You can also wash children and dogs in them.  Cats not recommended.,Sounds like something a cat would say...
51917,You can also wash children and dogs in them.  Cats not recommended.,Sounds like something a cat would say...,"Meow, I mean, um hahaha"
51918,[update] Going on a first date later and I don’t think she’s notice my disability...,"Aww. Sorry, OP",It’s whatever. I don’t need to be with an asshole
51919,"Aww. Sorry, OP",It’s whatever. I don’t need to be with an asshole,I’m really sorry.
51920,It’s whatever. I don’t need to be with an asshole,I’m really sorry.,It doesn’t matter
51921,[update] Going on a first date later and I don’t think she’s notice my disability...,Mega ouch,Thanks
51922,Mega ouch,Thanks,Yea that sucks your disability doesn't even affect your personality
51923,Thanks,Yea that sucks your disability doesn't even affect your personality,Apparently it effects how people see me
51924,Yea that sucks your disability doesn't even affect your personality,Apparently it effects how people see me,Yes it's a mega ouch
51925,Apparently it effects how people see me,Yes it's a mega ouch,Tell me about it.
51926,Yes it's a mega ouch,Tell me about it.,No
51927,Tell me about it.,No,Fine be that way
51928,No,Fine be that way,Ok I will
51929,[update] Going on a first date later and I don’t think she’s notice my disability...,Sorry to hear that man! Thanks for the update.,What do you mean?
51930,Sorry to hear that man! Thanks for the update.,What do you mean?,You’re other post had a update link to this one. I thought it was cool.
51931,What do you mean?,You’re other post had a update link to this one. I thought it was cool.,Thanks
51932,Strange request...can somebody ask me something about myself?,No not really it’s good to have someone to talk too. So how are you doing?,"I'm not too bad to be honest, been a lovely warm day today. How are you? :)"
51933,No not really it’s good to have someone to talk too. So how are you doing?,"I'm not too bad to be honest, been a lovely warm day today. How are you? :)",Good not doing much
51934,Strange request...can somebody ask me something about myself?,How tall are you and what is your favourite colour?,"I'm 5ft 7 and Tardis/Royal blue.
How about you? :)"
51935,How tall are you and what is your favourite colour?,"I'm 5ft 7 and Tardis/Royal blue.
How about you? :)","5ft 11. Quite fond of blue, as well."
51936,"I'm 5ft 7 and Tardis/Royal blue.
How about you? :)","5ft 11. Quite fond of blue, as well.",Dark blue suits...I think that's probably my favourite thing to have in blue
51937,Strange request...can somebody ask me something about myself?,"What's your favourite dinosaur? 

*Mine is a diplodocus*",ALI-A????
51938,"What's your favourite dinosaur? 

*Mine is a diplodocus*",ALI-A????,I've not heard of that one
51939,"Do you ever get that feeling that’s like “wow, I exist”?","Yup, when my daughter was born.",Who's the dick that down voted my daughter being born!? LOL.
51940,"Yup, when my daughter was born.",Who's the dick that down voted my daughter being born!? LOL.,Wasn’t me I swear!
51941,"Yup, when my daughter was born.",Who's the dick that down voted my daughter being born!? LOL.,"IT WAS ME !!!









JK congratulations dude !"
51942,Been sober for 14 years,"""14 years is a good start...""
My friend, I would have to agree with you.",Plot twist: OP is 14
51943,"""14 years is a good start...""
My friend, I would have to agree with you.",Plot twist: OP is 14,I thought the same lol
51944,Plot twist: OP is 14,I thought the same lol,Still not a bad start tbh
51945,I thought the same lol,Still not a bad start tbh,“I don’t regret it”
51946,"""14 years is a good start...""
My friend, I would have to agree with you.",Plot twist: OP is 14,Plot twist: OP is 16
51947,Plot twist: OP is 14,Plot twist: OP is 16,Nobody gets drunk at 2 years old
51948,Plot twist: OP is 16,Nobody gets drunk at 2 years old,Speak for yourself mr Im sober
51949,Plot twist: OP is 16,Nobody gets drunk at 2 years old,I really hope that's true. It was a morbid joke.
51950,Plot twist: OP is 16,Nobody gets drunk at 2 years old,"Ever hear of ""whiskey tits?"""
51951,Nobody gets drunk at 2 years old,"Ever hear of ""whiskey tits?""","No, never heard of that"
51952,Plot twist: OP is 16,Nobody gets drunk at 2 years old,You could be one of those that was born drunk. I imagine that happens from time to time.
51953,Plot twist: OP is 16,Nobody gets drunk at 2 years old,Tell that to....half of the world.
51954,"""14 years is a good start...""
My friend, I would have to agree with you.",Plot twist: OP is 14,Regis fief Isco
51955,"""14 years is a good start...""
My friend, I would have to agree with you.",Plot twist: OP is 14,Plot twistier OP is 15
51956,"""14 years is a good start...""
My friend, I would have to agree with you.",Plot twist: OP is 14,He absolutely is. He made a post 4 months ago mentioning he was in middle school.
51957,Been sober for 14 years,Congrats man,Thankk
51958,Congrats man,Thankk,Just passed 3 years and it feels like a different life then this one.
51959,Been sober for 14 years,Damn. I've been sober for just a little less.,Nice
51960,Damn. I've been sober for just a little less.,Nice,"That is to say, I haven't turned 14 yet."
51961,Nice,"That is to say, I haven't turned 14 yet.","Still nice, don't drink, it's useless"
51962,"That is to say, I haven't turned 14 yet.","Still nice, don't drink, it's useless",I don't plan to. :)
51963,"Still nice, don't drink, it's useless",I don't plan to. :),Good
51964,Been sober for 14 years,Casually going through and downvoting everything he posts to negate this good karma,Wow I miss that 100 karma youre gonna take away from me
51965,Casually going through and downvoting everything he posts to negate this good karma,Wow I miss that 100 karma youre gonna take away from me,Suck my ass
51966,Wow I miss that 100 karma youre gonna take away from me,Suck my ass,How much do you pay?
51967,Going on a first date later and I don’t think she’s noticed my disability...,Go have a good time. Relax and be yourself.,I’m like a cat on a hot tin roof sometimes
51968,Go have a good time. Relax and be yourself.,I’m like a cat on a hot tin roof sometimes,And that is ok cause you are being honest.
51969,Going on a first date later and I don’t think she’s noticed my disability...,Btw - you know you need to check back in and let us know...,Wait so do I just add an update to the bottom??
51970,Btw - you know you need to check back in and let us know...,Wait so do I just add an update to the bottom??,"Yup. Just edit this post with an update, and then post a new discussion."
51971,I Miss The Feeling of Feeling Special,"This book made me thinks of the book 
 ""Boy's Life"" by Robert R. McCammon",Book?
51972,"This book made me thinks of the book 
 ""Boy's Life"" by Robert R. McCammon",Book?,This post
51973,One of my friends told me he always likes talking to me because of one thing I do and it made me so happy,That's lovely. Simple things!,The simplest things make the biggest differences 😉
51974,That's lovely. Simple things!,The simplest things make the biggest differences 😉,Exactly! :)
51975,One of my friends told me he always likes talking to me because of one thing I do and it made me so happy,"I do this sometimes too, and it's really effective. But it's hard to do it sincerely sometimes.","When you really love someone though, they’re the easiest to be genuine with :)"
51976,"I do this sometimes too, and it's really effective. But it's hard to do it sincerely sometimes.","When you really love someone though, they’re the easiest to be genuine with :)","Oh, definitely."
51977,One of my friends told me he always likes talking to me because of one thing I do and it made me so happy,"You should consider teaching, coaching, or mentoring. We can always use great people like you.","Oh man, social anxiety would make me a horrible mentor unfortunately ):"
51978,"You should consider teaching, coaching, or mentoring. We can always use great people like you.","Oh man, social anxiety would make me a horrible mentor unfortunately ):",You might be surprised. You can help someone who feels the same way and needs guidance.
51979,"You should consider teaching, coaching, or mentoring. We can always use great people like you.","Oh man, social anxiety would make me a horrible mentor unfortunately ):",We got this.
51980,Who wants to play detective?,Is the boat transporting secret cargo?,Yes
51981,Is the boat transporting secret cargo?,Yes,Is it drugs?
51982,Yes,Is it drugs?,Yes
51983,Who wants to play detective?,Was the boat used to go to the Carribean?,Yes
51984,Was the boat used to go to the Carribean?,Yes,Was the boat purchased from a shady source/person?
51985,Yes,Was the boat purchased from a shady source/person?,No
51986,Was the boat purchased from a shady source/person?,No,"So, was the 'contest' real?"
51987,No,"So, was the 'contest' real?",No
51988,"So, was the 'contest' real?",No,Does the seller of the boat know Oscar personally?
51989,No,Does the seller of the boat know Oscar personally?,No
51990,Does the seller of the boat know Oscar personally?,No,This may sound like the most stupid question but is the contest reward real?
51991,No,This may sound like the most stupid question but is the contest reward real?,"The reward was real, yes"
51992,This may sound like the most stupid question but is the contest reward real?,"The reward was real, yes",Does the so-called seller's gang operate in the island?
51993,"The reward was real, yes",Does the so-called seller's gang operate in the island?,Yes
51994,Does the so-called seller's gang operate in the island?,Yes,Is Oscar in danger?
51995,Yes,Is Oscar in danger?,Possibly but irrelevant
51996,Is Oscar in danger?,Possibly but irrelevant,Is Oscar directly involved in this 'crime'?
51997,Possibly but irrelevant,Is Oscar directly involved in this 'crime'?,Yes
51998,Is Oscar directly involved in this 'crime'?,Yes,"Other than drugs, are they any other contraband on the boat?
And does Oscar know about em?"
51999,Yes,"Other than drugs, are they any other contraband on the boat?
And does Oscar know about em?",There is no other contraband and Oscar does not know about it
52000,"Other than drugs, are they any other contraband on the boat?
And does Oscar know about em?",There is no other contraband and Oscar does not know about it,Does the 'boss' operate in the island by any chance?
52001,There is no other contraband and Oscar does not know about it,Does the 'boss' operate in the island by any chance?,Yes
52002,Does the 'boss' operate in the island by any chance?,Yes,"If the associate selling the boat has a working relationship with the boss, does it still exist?"
52003,Yes,"If the associate selling the boat has a working relationship with the boss, does it still exist?",Another commenter has figured out that the associate did not sell the boat
52004,Who wants to play detective?,Was the previous owner a supplier of drugs?,Yes
52005,Was the previous owner a supplier of drugs?,Yes,"Was the previous owner's job only to get the drugs, on the boat, into innocent hands?"
52006,Yes,"Was the previous owner's job only to get the drugs, on the boat, into innocent hands?",No
52007,"Was the previous owner's job only to get the drugs, on the boat, into innocent hands?",No,"Does the ""boss"" own or work within the resort?"
52008,No,"Does the ""boss"" own or work within the resort?",No
52009,"Does the ""boss"" own or work within the resort?",No,Were the drugs intended to actually be received by someone when the boat arrived at the island?
52010,No,Were the drugs intended to actually be received by someone when the boat arrived at the island?,Yes
52011,Were the drugs intended to actually be received by someone when the boat arrived at the island?,Yes,Was the resort acting as a distribution hub for drugs?
52012,Yes,Was the resort acting as a distribution hub for drugs?,No
52013,Was the resort acting as a distribution hub for drugs?,No,Was the *island* a distribution point?
52014,No,Was the *island* a distribution point?,No
52015,Was the *island* a distribution point?,No,Was the previous owner's job finished after he sold the boat to Oscar?
52016,I just want to talk to someone,"Hey, nice to meet you! I’d love to chat until my friend wakes up :p",My friends are asleep so i just wanted to talk someone
52017,"Hey, nice to meet you! I’d love to chat until my friend wakes up :p",My friends are asleep so i just wanted to talk someone,Yeah I’m down. So what’s up? Anything interesting happen to you lately?
52018,I just want to talk to someone,Wassup and yeah my Reddit name suits up my personality hehe.,"Great, another dudd like me"
52019,Wassup and yeah my Reddit name suits up my personality hehe.,"Great, another dudd like me",Ayy how are you doing?
52020,"Great, another dudd like me",Ayy how are you doing?,"Should be sleeping, but i have insomnia"
52021,I just want to talk to someone,I'm trying to get my daughter to go back to sleep.,I wish you luck with that
52022,I'm trying to get my daughter to go back to sleep.,I wish you luck with that,"Seriously thank you, she's a nightmare tonight dude"
52023,I wish you luck with that,"Seriously thank you, she's a nightmare tonight dude","Is she crying? Babies are can be very noisy, but they are cute"
52024,I just want to talk to someone,What's up where u from?,"Insomnia, Mexico."
52025,What's up where u from?,"Insomnia, Mexico.",Lol we have an insomnia here in Texas!
52026,"Insomnia, Mexico.",Lol we have an insomnia here in Texas!,How's texas? Very hot i guess
52027,Lol we have an insomnia here in Texas!,How's texas? Very hot i guess,Yes ☹️
52028,How's texas? Very hot i guess,Yes ☹️,I cannot sleep because it's more than 20° celsius at night
52029,Yes ☹️,I cannot sleep because it's more than 20° celsius at night,No tienes ac??
52030,I just want to talk to someone,Hey you still up to chat?,"Yeah, why?"
52031,Hey you still up to chat?,"Yeah, why?",Oh I was bored and thought starting a convo would be fun
52032,"Yeah, why?",Oh I was bored and thought starting a convo would be fun,"Well, here i am. Btw i'm talking with someone else so sorry if i reply too late"
52033,Oh I was bored and thought starting a convo would be fun,"Well, here i am. Btw i'm talking with someone else so sorry if i reply too late",Nah it's all good. So I saw that you speak Spanish? Do you speak any other languages?
52034,I just want to talk to someone,Always down for a good chat,You still there?
52035,Always down for a good chat,You still there?,Yes I just woke up sorry
52036,I just want to talk to someone,Yo!,Hi
52037,Yo!,Hi,How ya doing?
52038,Hi,How ya doing?,"Just i was sleeping, then i'm awake because i had a terrible nightmare"
52039,How ya doing?,"Just i was sleeping, then i'm awake because i had a terrible nightmare",That sucks.
52040,"Just i was sleeping, then i'm awake because i had a terrible nightmare",That sucks.,Indeed
52041,That sucks.,Indeed,What kind of stuff interests you?
52042,Indeed,What kind of stuff interests you?,Biology
52043,What kind of stuff interests you?,Biology,"Awesome, like human anatomy or more broadly the study of biological life?"
52044,Biology,"Awesome, like human anatomy or more broadly the study of biological life?",Any kind of lifeform
52045,"Awesome, like human anatomy or more broadly the study of biological life?",Any kind of lifeform,Awesome. Do you think there is sentient life other than our own species out in space?
52046,Any kind of lifeform,Awesome. Do you think there is sentient life other than our own species out in space?,Yes
52047,Any kind of lifeform,Awesome. Do you think there is sentient life other than our own species out in space?,Of course
52048,Awesome. Do you think there is sentient life other than our own species out in space?,Of course,Do you enjoy any particular genre's of music?
52049,"Just got an email from a mom I used to nanny for when I was in college. Her teenage son just complained about Dino checked nuggets. “They don’t taste like they used to, and there are no Dino eggs!!!”",This is so ridiculously wholesome. You'll make a great mom someday if you're not already.,"Aww thanks! I’m not one now, but maybe someday."
52050,This is so ridiculously wholesome. You'll make a great mom someday if you're not already.,"Aww thanks! I’m not one now, but maybe someday.",[removed]
52051,"Just got an email from a mom I used to nanny for when I was in college. Her teenage son just complained about Dino checked nuggets. “They don’t taste like they used to, and there are no Dino eggs!!!”",When is dinnertime at your house my new bestie? Can I come!?,Absolutely!
52052,When is dinnertime at your house my new bestie? Can I come!?,Absolutely!,"Thanks, I love you Mary Poppins internet stranger!"
52053,Absolutely!,"Thanks, I love you Mary Poppins internet stranger!",Wow. Best compliment ever. Thank you so freaking much!!!!
52054,"Just got an email from a mom I used to nanny for when I was in college. Her teenage son just complained about Dino checked nuggets. “They don’t taste like they used to, and there are no Dino eggs!!!”",This is the purest post I've till today.,Wow. Thank you. I so appreciate it.
52055,This is the purest post I've till today.,Wow. Thank you. I so appreciate it.,Anytime.
52056,"Just got an email from a mom I used to nanny for when I was in college. Her teenage son just complained about Dino checked nuggets. “They don’t taste like they used to, and there are no Dino eggs!!!”",This is amazing,Wow.
52057,This is amazing,Wow.,Wow?
52058,"Just got an email from a mom I used to nanny for when I was in college. Her teenage son just complained about Dino checked nuggets. “They don’t taste like they used to, and there are no Dino eggs!!!”",Time to whip up a few hundred and do Ziplocks of ten each.,Right???  If they shipped well I would sooooooo do this.
52059,Time to whip up a few hundred and do Ziplocks of ten each.,Right???  If they shipped well I would sooooooo do this.,FedEx must have a nugget shipper.
52060,Right???  If they shipped well I would sooooooo do this.,FedEx must have a nugget shipper.,"I have to believe in this, now that I’ve heard it, so badly."
52061,"Just got an email from a mom I used to nanny for when I was in college. Her teenage son just complained about Dino checked nuggets. “They don’t taste like they used to, and there are no Dino eggs!!!”",Nobody is too old for Dino nuggets.,Right?????
52062,Nobody is too old for Dino nuggets.,Right?????,I could kill for some Dino nuggets now lmao
52063,Right?????,I could kill for some Dino nuggets now lmao,Oh man. Thank you. What a wnderfuo opportunity for my eggs!!!
52064,"Just got an email from a mom I used to nanny for when I was in college. Her teenage son just complained about Dino checked nuggets. “They don’t taste like they used to, and there are no Dino eggs!!!”",Who the fuck makes their own chicken nuggets casually?,This dumb ass!!!
52065,Who the fuck makes their own chicken nuggets casually?,This dumb ass!!!,Yep sure. I don't believe it...
52066,MLM pyramid scheme spokesman is staying the night in my apartment because my roommate offered,So he's so rich he's sleeping on your couch!,Ikr? That rich money couldn't get him a hotel for the night? Hmmm.
52067,So he's so rich he's sleeping on your couch!,Ikr? That rich money couldn't get him a hotel for the night? Hmmm.,"Well, with that kind of money, he could just buy the hotel."
52068,Ask me about Australia,How much do you fear the spiders there?,"I mean not much, they’re really, really common depending on what part you live in"
52069,How much do you fear the spiders there?,"I mean not much, they’re really, really common depending on what part you live in",How dangerous are the ones where you live?
52070,"I mean not much, they’re really, really common depending on what part you live in",How dangerous are the ones where you live?,"Not very, just tarantulas"
52071,How dangerous are the ones where you live?,"Not very, just tarantulas",can you die when they bite you?
52072,"Not very, just tarantulas",can you die when they bite you?,Yeah sometimes
52073,How dangerous are the ones where you live?,"Not very, just tarantulas",Jesus christ. Thats terrifying
52074,"Not very, just tarantulas",Jesus christ. Thats terrifying,Sometimes we see them as often as we see flies/other bugs
52075,Jesus christ. Thats terrifying,Sometimes we see them as often as we see flies/other bugs,I will never visit your country.
52076,Ask me about Australia,How long are truck-trains generally?,Same size anywhere else I’m pretty sure
52077,How long are truck-trains generally?,Same size anywhere else I’m pretty sure,"No where else has them, that’s why I asked?"
52078,Same size anywhere else I’m pretty sure,"No where else has them, that’s why I asked?",You don’t have trains?
52079,The worst part about Reddit is being downvoted for something you posted with good intentions.,"i once got -12 points for replying to a comment on one of my posts with ""oh, okay""","To be fair, that not really constructive or adding to the conversation."
52080,"i once got -12 points for replying to a comment on one of my posts with ""oh, okay""","To be fair, that not really constructive or adding to the conversation.","hes the op, i want to know that the op read my advice"
52081,The worst part about Reddit is being downvoted for something you posted with good intentions.,Heartbreaking? LMFAO dude get over yourself.,"I can't! Get over myself, that is. 

And you can't either. Ego is a peculiar thing."
52082,Heartbreaking? LMFAO dude get over yourself.,"I can't! Get over myself, that is. 

And you can't either. Ego is a peculiar thing.",k
52083,The worst part about Reddit is being downvoted for something you posted with good intentions.,Who cares about upvotes though?,Me :/
52084,Who cares about upvotes though?,Me :/,Why though?
52085,Me :/,Why though?,"Would you use Reddit if ""voting"" wasn't a primary feature?"
52086,The worst part about Reddit is being downvoted for something you posted with good intentions.,And you care about downvotes why?,They're a form of negative reinforcement. Duh
52087,And you care about downvotes why?,They're a form of negative reinforcement. Duh,And this affects your life how?
52088,"I bored my fiancé to sleep, and it was probably the best moment of my life to date...",She obviously needed a shot of vitamin D... Clearly you failed l,I'm not following...
52089,She obviously needed a shot of vitamin D... Clearly you failed l,I'm not following...,It's ok. Let it go lol
52090,I'm not following...,It's ok. Let it go lol,Alright elsa
52091,I gave a hug to a client earlier and it absolutely crushed me.,We need more people like you,"You, too, can be that person the world needs. &lt;3"
52092,We need more people like you,"You, too, can be that person the world needs. &lt;3",😭😭😭❤❤❤❤ thank you internet stranger
52093,What are you excited about right now?,I’m so excited for the next MCU movies and to get a TV and more games for my new XBOX,Nice! What is an MCU movie?
52094,I’m so excited for the next MCU movies and to get a TV and more games for my new XBOX,Nice! What is an MCU movie?,"Marvel Cinematic Universe (like The Avengers, Spiderman: Far From Home, Ant-Man, etc.)"
52095,What are you excited about right now?,I’m slowly saving up for the Stranger Things LEGO set and I almost have enough money to buy it!,"Uhhhh I did not know this was a thing, and now I feel like I must have it or I'll die."
52096,I’m slowly saving up for the Stranger Things LEGO set and I almost have enough money to buy it!,"Uhhhh I did not know this was a thing, and now I feel like I must have it or I'll die.",I feel like I’m going to die if I don’t get it soon.
52097,"Uhhhh I did not know this was a thing, and now I feel like I must have it or I'll die.",I feel like I’m going to die if I don’t get it soon.,RIP us.
52098,happy friday friyay ya'll! 5 q's to send you away,"Work

Not me

Every day I go to work 

Home 

Shelby",shelbyyyyy
52099,"Work

Not me

Every day I go to work 

Home 

Shelby",shelbyyyyy,She’s great
52100,shelbyyyyy,She’s great,clearly. what do you two like doing together?
52101,She’s great,clearly. what do you two like doing together?,We only ever see each other in a group setting lol it’s a one sided attraction
52102,clearly. what do you two like doing together?,We only ever see each other in a group setting lol it’s a one sided attraction,LOL aw
52103,We only ever see each other in a group setting lol it’s a one sided attraction,LOL aw,Bold of you to think someone would like me haha
52104,LOL aw,Bold of you to think someone would like me haha,um. that's not bold. you need to love yourself!
52105,Bold of you to think someone would like me haha,um. that's not bold. you need to love yourself!,It's only not bold because you've never met me lmao
52106,um. that's not bold. you need to love yourself!,It's only not bold because you've never met me lmao,ya keep saying thatt
52107,I had my first kiss yesterday!,Well happy first kiss and happy 🍰 day!,Thank you! I didn’t even realize it was my cake day!
52108,Well happy first kiss and happy 🍰 day!,Thank you! I didn’t even realize it was my cake day!,Congrats ! And happy cake day!
52109,Well happy first kiss and happy 🍰 day!,Thank you! I didn’t even realize it was my cake day!,you forgot it was your birthday?
52110,Thank you! I didn’t even realize it was my cake day!,you forgot it was your birthday?,"Cake day is the anniversary day he got on Reddit, not his birthday."
52111,you forgot it was your birthday?,"Cake day is the anniversary day he got on Reddit, not his birthday.",oh for real?
52112,you forgot it was your birthday?,"Cake day is the anniversary day he got on Reddit, not his birthday.","Today, I learned this (I'm still quite new to Reddit)."
52113,"Cake day is the anniversary day he got on Reddit, not his birthday.","Today, I learned this (I'm still quite new to Reddit).",You are welcome! My second cake day is coming up in September!
52114,Well happy first kiss and happy 🍰 day!,Thank you! I didn’t even realize it was my cake day!,It’s also your microphone day!
52115,I had my first kiss yesterday!,"Ooh mate... The show's just beginning....

Happy c-day!",C-day comes later.
52116,"Ooh mate... The show's just beginning....

Happy c-day!",C-day comes later.,Nice.
52117,C-day comes later.,Nice.,Nice
52118,Nice.,Nice,Nice.
52119,I just had the best 2 hours of my life.,I had those...but not anymore.....,"You sound sad, are you okay friend?"
52120,I had those...but not anymore.....,"You sound sad, are you okay friend?",I haven't been ok for a long time
52121,"You sound sad, are you okay friend?",I haven't been ok for a long time,I’m not the person who replied to you but I hope things get better soon.
52122,I haven't been ok for a long time,I’m not the person who replied to you but I hope things get better soon.,Thank you....
52123,"You sound sad, are you okay friend?",I haven't been ok for a long time,"I'm sorry, do you need to vent or just holler fuck this!?"
52124,I haven't been ok for a long time,"I'm sorry, do you need to vent or just holler fuck this!?",Just want someone to chat with...
52125,"I'm sorry, do you need to vent or just holler fuck this!?",Just want someone to chat with...,Hey I’m free if you wanna talk
52126,I just had the best 2 hours of my life.,What were you coding? :-),I'm making an app to store my passwords
52127,What were you coding? :-),I'm making an app to store my passwords,Hope you use encryption!
52128,I just had the best 2 hours of my life.,Should of ended it with a jerk off session. Cherry on top.,I'm a girl lmao
52129,Should of ended it with a jerk off session. Cherry on top.,I'm a girl lmao,Flick your bean
52130,I got married today!,So what're you doing here? ;),"Waiting for the spouse to come home with a bottle of wine, at present :)"
52131,So what're you doing here? ;),"Waiting for the spouse to come home with a bottle of wine, at present :)",Fair enough. Enjoy yourselves!
52132,"I know who’s been stalking me on Reddit, kind of bummed Reddit is going to reveal them now lol.",I have no followers. Wish I could be stalked. 😎,I'm stalk u now
52133,I have no followers. Wish I could be stalked. 😎,I'm stalk u now,Oh yea! Mayo and butterscotch go together like butter and ice cream
52134,"I know who’s been stalking me on Reddit, kind of bummed Reddit is going to reveal them now lol.",How do you find out if you have followers?,Go to your profile page. Under Karma it says Followers.
52135,How do you find out if you have followers?,Go to your profile page. Under Karma it says Followers.,I have no followers hahah they’re gonna so embarrassed
52136,My boy is doing hard things!,I'm not crying you're crying,I told my wife someone was cutting onions at the tae Kwon do place. She didn’t get it.
52137,I'm not crying you're crying,I told my wife someone was cutting onions at the tae Kwon do place. She didn’t get it.,You're a good guy keep up the good work
52138,My boy is doing hard things!,"Congratulating him is good, but dont let it go to his head, that was how I failed.","Well, as an old Marine, not letting things go to his head is a bit of a specialty of mine. 😉"
52139,"Congratulating him is good, but dont let it go to his head, that was how I failed.","Well, as an old Marine, not letting things go to his head is a bit of a specialty of mine. 😉",Gg
52140,The ocean is so fucking scary,"
&gt;What are your thoughts

You might have Thalassophobia lol.",oh
52141,"
&gt;What are your thoughts

You might have Thalassophobia lol.",oh,Or maybe you have panphobia. Do YOU think you have panphobia?
52142,oh,Or maybe you have panphobia. Do YOU think you have panphobia?,Its pantophobia.
52143,Or maybe you have panphobia. Do YOU think you have panphobia?,Its pantophobia.,It’s jeanphobia
52144,The ocean is so fucking scary,/r/thalassophobia,Holy shit I absolutely hate that sub
52145,/r/thalassophobia,Holy shit I absolutely hate that sub,it is often unnerving...
52146,Holy shit I absolutely hate that sub,it is often unnerving...,That's fricking horrifying man
52147,Tried posting in serious conversation but didn’t get any responses.,Try BlahTherapy,Is that a subreddit?
52148,Try BlahTherapy,Is that a subreddit?,No
52149,Is that a subreddit?,No,Heard.
52150,No,Heard.,No it’s a website I’m not just trolling you
52151,Heard.,No it’s a website I’m not just trolling you,No I know I looked it up lol thank you!
52152,No it’s a website I’m not just trolling you,No I know I looked it up lol thank you!,Oh sorry my comment got downvoted and I’m not really sure why
52153,No I know I looked it up lol thank you!,Oh sorry my comment got downvoted and I’m not really sure why,I upvoted you just to balance you out.
52154,Oh sorry my comment got downvoted and I’m not really sure why,I upvoted you just to balance you out.,Thamnk
52155,Tried posting in serious conversation but didn’t get any responses.,Still need a chat?,Always. What’s up?
52156,Still need a chat?,Always. What’s up?,"Not much, kinda tired but not sleep yet. What's up with you?"
52157,Always. What’s up?,"Not much, kinda tired but not sleep yet. What's up with you?",Just got off work. Dead tired but probably won’t be able to sleep for a while lol
52158,"Not much, kinda tired but not sleep yet. What's up with you?",Just got off work. Dead tired but probably won’t be able to sleep for a while lol,"Fair enough, what do you do for work?"
52159,Just got off work. Dead tired but probably won’t be able to sleep for a while lol,"Fair enough, what do you do for work?",I’m a bartender in Los Angeles. What about you?
52160,"Fair enough, what do you do for work?",I’m a bartender in Los Angeles. What about you?,I shelve books in a library. :)
52161,I’m a bartender in Los Angeles. What about you?,I shelve books in a library. :),That sounds so peaceful. You enjoy it?
52162,Tried posting in serious conversation but didn’t get any responses.,Hey dude! What happened?,SO father passed away unexpectedly. It’s been a fucking ride.
52163,Hey dude! What happened?,SO father passed away unexpectedly. It’s been a fucking ride.,I'm sorry about this
52164,SO father passed away unexpectedly. It’s been a fucking ride.,I'm sorry about this,It’s okay. We are getting through it. Thank you.
52165,I'm sorry about this,It’s okay. We are getting through it. Thank you.,I would do more for you but I don't know how
52166,It’s okay. We are getting through it. Thank you.,I would do more for you but I don't know how,Honestly just showing your support is all I need.
52167,I would do more for you but I don't know how,Honestly just showing your support is all I need.,:)
52168,Alright casual conversation community. Time for another poll,"French Fries.

Because I don’t like Ice cream.",Have you ever tried putting french fries *in* ice cream?
52169,"French Fries.

Because I don’t like Ice cream.",Have you ever tried putting french fries *in* ice cream?,"It’s the cold of the ice cream that’s the problem. 

Gives me sensory overload."
52170,"French Fries.

Because I don’t like Ice cream.",Have you ever tried putting french fries *in* ice cream?,Dude. Fries dipped in a Frosty is totally a thing.
52171,Have you ever tried putting french fries *in* ice cream?,Dude. Fries dipped in a Frosty is totally a thing.,I.. know. I was genuinely suggesting it as I've tried it before. For me it was blizzards.
52172,"French Fries.

Because I don’t like Ice cream.",Have you ever tried putting french fries *in* ice cream?,Good ol HS days of getting fries and an ice cream cone from McDonald's
52173,Alright casual conversation community. Time for another poll,Chocolate chip cookie dough,Ooh very nice. Cookie dough is always good
52174,Chocolate chip cookie dough,Ooh very nice. Cookie dough is always good,Have you tried birthday cake remix from cold stone?
52175,Ooh very nice. Cookie dough is always good,Have you tried birthday cake remix from cold stone?,I haven't been to a cold Stone in many years sadly
52176,Have you tried birthday cake remix from cold stone?,I haven't been to a cold Stone in many years sadly,If you like birthday cake ice cream you will absolutley love their birthday cake remix. :)
52177,I haven't been to a cold Stone in many years sadly,If you like birthday cake ice cream you will absolutley love their birthday cake remix. :),To the Google machine! I need directions!
52178,Alright casual conversation community. Time for another poll,"Cookies n' cream, always had been, always will be.",Very nice! Cookies and ice cream has always been a great combo
52179,"Cookies n' cream, always had been, always will be.",Very nice! Cookies and ice cream has always been a great combo,"I'm not a big fan of sweets but if you put cookies and cream together, I gotta have some!"
52180,Alright casual conversation community. Time for another poll,chocolate,Ah a classic! Can't ever hate on chocolate
52181,chocolate,Ah a classic! Can't ever hate on chocolate,Never
52182,Alright casual conversation community. Time for another poll,I’m a plain vanilla person,Same
52183,I’m a plain vanilla person,Same,Absolutely nothing wrong with that!
52184,Alright casual conversation community. Time for another poll,"Not in order, but whatever:

Raspberry thunder, chocolate fudge, strawberry, and creme brule.",Oh I haven't had a creme brule in forever and now I'm craving it
52185,"Not in order, but whatever:

Raspberry thunder, chocolate fudge, strawberry, and creme brule.",Oh I haven't had a creme brule in forever and now I'm craving it,Take this as a sign that you need to get yourself a box ASAP.
52186,Oh I haven't had a creme brule in forever and now I'm craving it,Take this as a sign that you need to get yourself a box ASAP.,YES INDEED!
52187,Take this as a sign that you need to get yourself a box ASAP.,YES INDEED!,[removed]
52188,I have the week off work and I am sitting here drinking a jack and coke and playing Minecraft for my Nintendo Switch I got for my birthday. What are you guys up to?,Bought some nice cigars. Lighting one up now.,"Excellent, what kind of cigar did you get?"
52189,Bought some nice cigars. Lighting one up now.,"Excellent, what kind of cigar did you get?",I bought a Gurkha sampler. Smoking the Gurkha assassin.
52190,Had a big mom victory this week!,"Hell yeah, Dude Lady! You did awesome! I'll be sharing this post with my SO. You rock.",Thanks bra. :)
52191,"Hell yeah, Dude Lady! You did awesome! I'll be sharing this post with my SO. You rock.",Thanks bra. :),:)
52192,Had a big mom victory this week!,"""Helped get her situated, and dropped her off for a lesson""... What did you mean by that?",I made sure she was set to go for something she had planned already. Lol. It does sound strange.
52193,"""Helped get her situated, and dropped her off for a lesson""... What did you mean by that?",I made sure she was set to go for something she had planned already. Lol. It does sound strange.,Ok... It sounded like she had an appointment about her period!
52194,I made sure she was set to go for something she had planned already. Lol. It does sound strange.,Ok... It sounded like she had an appointment about her period!,lol! Yeah it did. That would have taken my efforts from a solid 11 to a -18.
52195,Today I got a $4/hr raise,I EARN $4/hr before taxes. So good job on you!,hey man there's law against that. you could instantly make a lot more by contacting a lawyer!
52196,I EARN $4/hr before taxes. So good job on you!,hey man there's law against that. you could instantly make a lot more by contacting a lawyer!,Or they're American wait staff and that's just the base before tips.
52197,Today I got a $4/hr raise,"Damn, good job dude! It can't be easy to get that type of raise.",It took lots of hard work and commitment. And thanks as well :)
52198,"Damn, good job dude! It can't be easy to get that type of raise.",It took lots of hard work and commitment. And thanks as well :),I bet it did!
52199,Today I got a $4/hr raise,I earn minimum wage.,Minimum wage is a good start. With a hard work ethic you'll get a raise in no time! :)
52200,I earn minimum wage.,Minimum wage is a good start. With a hard work ethic you'll get a raise in no time! :),Not in my industry lol!
52201,"It's 5 AM on my 24th birthday. I'm in my last year of law school, in love with an amazing man, and about to submit my first brief to the United States Supreme Court",*i love you*,Can I get some love too please? 😔
52202,*i love you*,Can I get some love too please? 😔,I offer you all the love. ❤️
52203,Can I get some love too please? 😔,I offer you all the love. ❤️,"Thank you, I really need it"
52204,I offer you all the love. ❤️,"Thank you, I really need it",Always happy to share with those who want and need it
52205,"Thank you, I really need it",Always happy to share with those who want and need it,"Wonderful, thanks for sharing. Love to you!"
52206,I offer you all the love. ❤️,"Thank you, I really need it",Hmmm
52207,Can I get some love too please? 😔,I offer you all the love. ❤️,"Dang, I’m late for the love-giving. Is there any love left for me?"
52208,I offer you all the love. ❤️,"Dang, I’m late for the love-giving. Is there any love left for me?","Come in, come, there's always love ❤️❤️❤️"
52209,"Dang, I’m late for the love-giving. Is there any love left for me?","Come in, come, there's always love ❤️❤️❤️",Inb4 your boyfriend see this thread and claps everyone's cheeks.
52210,"It's 5 AM on my 24th birthday. I'm in my last year of law school, in love with an amazing man, and about to submit my first brief to the United States Supreme Court",Congratulations on all these things from a fellow 24 year old in his last year of law school!,Thank you! We're almost there!
52211,Congratulations on all these things from a fellow 24 year old in his last year of law school!,Thank you! We're almost there!,"Absolutely, most of luck"
52212,"It's 5 AM on my 24th birthday. I'm in my last year of law school, in love with an amazing man, and about to submit my first brief to the United States Supreme Court",Good for you. Its 6 pm here in sweden and im planning to commit suicide.,Please find help. I'm a just an internet stranger but I want yy to stay in this world
52213,Good for you. Its 6 pm here in sweden and im planning to commit suicide.,Please find help. I'm a just an internet stranger but I want yy to stay in this world,Thanks fot r the kind words. Im going through alot right now.
52214,"It's 5 AM on my 24th birthday. I'm in my last year of law school, in love with an amazing man, and about to submit my first brief to the United States Supreme Court","Jeez, I was proud I made my lunches for the week.",Fun fact: I forgot to Neal prep so you're doing better than me
52215,"Jeez, I was proud I made my lunches for the week.",Fun fact: I forgot to Neal prep so you're doing better than me,Feel little better here.
52216,"It's 5 AM on my 24th birthday. I'm in my last year of law school, in love with an amazing man, and about to submit my first brief to the United States Supreme Court",Wow that’s the kind of life I’d have if I wasn’t a trash goblin who’s barely passing law school,Lol you didn't see my first semester grades
52217,Wow that’s the kind of life I’d have if I wasn’t a trash goblin who’s barely passing law school,Lol you didn't see my first semester grades,Ok I’m still a trash goblin who lives in filth tho
52218,Lol you didn't see my first semester grades,Ok I’m still a trash goblin who lives in filth tho,Well you are an appreciated trash goblin who's doing great things
52219,"It's 5 AM on my 24th birthday. I'm in my last year of law school, in love with an amazing man, and about to submit my first brief to the United States Supreme Court","Thats interesting, what's the brief to the supreme court for?",It's an Amicus brief -- friend of the court urging a specific holding
52220,"Thats interesting, what's the brief to the supreme court for?",It's an Amicus brief -- friend of the court urging a specific holding,I know what an Amicus brief is I was just wondering more about what exactly you're urging.
52221,"It's 5 AM on my 24th birthday. I'm in my last year of law school, in love with an amazing man, and about to submit my first brief to the United States Supreme Court",What are your student loans looking like?,Ssshhh. We don't talk about that. I don't like remembering 200k in debt
52222,What are your student loans looking like?,Ssshhh. We don't talk about that. I don't like remembering 200k in debt,Working at a firm will make up for it ;)
52223,"It's 5 AM on my 24th birthday. I'm in my last year of law school, in love with an amazing man, and about to submit my first brief to the United States Supreme Court",i finished one of my assignments that i was stuck on so I guess that 😊,That's awesome! It's a win!
52224,i finished one of my assignments that i was stuck on so I guess that 😊,That's awesome! It's a win!,I forgot to say Happy Birthday my friend!!! 😄
52225,That's awesome! It's a win!,I forgot to say Happy Birthday my friend!!! 😄,Awe thanks 😊
52226,"It's 5 AM on my 24th birthday. I'm in my last year of law school, in love with an amazing man, and about to submit my first brief to the United States Supreme Court","OMG ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO!!!
WERE TWINS",Wooo! Happy birthday 🎂
52227,"OMG ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO!!!
WERE TWINS",Wooo! Happy birthday 🎂,Like wise🎂
52228,Everytime I encounter a mean person(internet and real life) I throw them off their mood by dishing out a compliment or saying something kind,You are a NICE PERSON and you should FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF. So there.,You person are kind to say that! You must be just as nice😊
52229,You are a NICE PERSON and you should FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF. So there.,You person are kind to say that! You must be just as nice😊,"How dare you, you charming, gorgeous genius!"
52230,What’s everyone watching these days?,Blind chick..sorry,Wait... how'd you read that?
52231,Blind chick..sorry,Wait... how'd you read that?,This is why I love Reddit.
52232,Went to a nightclub again by myself. UPDATE,Takes confidence to go alone good job.,Thanks I'm glad I didn't listen to them had a great time.
52233,Takes confidence to go alone good job.,Thanks I'm glad I didn't listen to them had a great time.,"You didn't go alone, you went solo"
52234,Thanks I'm glad I didn't listen to them had a great time.,"You didn't go alone, you went solo",Sometimes the best wingman is yourself.
52235,Takes confidence to go alone good job.,Thanks I'm glad I didn't listen to them had a great time.,whoever goes to a club to pick on other guys is straight up gay
52236,Went to a nightclub again by myself. UPDATE,Uhhhh why did they pick on you? Sounds like an 80s movie.,I have no idea and that's what affected me as I've never been in this situation.
52237,Uhhhh why did they pick on you? Sounds like an 80s movie.,I have no idea and that's what affected me as I've never been in this situation.,Fuck those guys
52238,Went to a nightclub again by myself. UPDATE,"Impressive, Good job man",Thank you :)
52239,"Impressive, Good job man",Thank you :),Ninya
52240,Went to a nightclub again by myself. UPDATE,Happy for you OP! Keep doing you!,Thank you :)
52241,Happy for you OP! Keep doing you!,Thank you :),Ninya
52242,Went to a nightclub again by myself. UPDATE,That's awesome!  Good luck with the girl!,Thank you :)
52243,That's awesome!  Good luck with the girl!,Thank you :),Ninya
52244,Went to a nightclub again by myself. UPDATE,Actions have reactions,Damn right it does
52245,Actions have reactions,Damn right it does,Ninya
52246,Went to a nightclub again by myself. UPDATE,If you live in BC hit me up and I'll come with you!,I live in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
52247,If you live in BC hit me up and I'll come with you!,I live in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿,Aww. Good luck:)
52248,"My father is a millionaire. Earlier this year, I found out that he's only leaving my siblings and I $10,000 each. I'm not even mad.",You are what the world needs more of dear.,"And you can be, too."
52249,You are what the world needs more of dear.,"And you can be, too.",You are breathtaking
52250,"And you can be, too.",You are breathtaking,no u
52251,"My father is a millionaire. Earlier this year, I found out that he's only leaving my siblings and I $10,000 each. I'm not even mad.",How did he become a millionaire?,Saving.
52252,How did he become a millionaire?,Saving.,"You have to earn the money to save it lol. I think that is what they meant by ""how""."
52253,How did he become a millionaire?,Saving.,"Like, he saved his game before withdrawing money from the bank and reloading multiple times?"
52254,"My father is a millionaire. Earlier this year, I found out that he's only leaving my siblings and I $10,000 each. I'm not even mad.",dads a dick lol,"Yes but for being a capitalist pig, not for shorting his kids inheritance"
52255,dads a dick lol,"Yes but for being a capitalist pig, not for shorting his kids inheritance",What a casual thing to say in this conversation
52256,"My father is a millionaire. Earlier this year, I found out that he's only leaving my siblings and I $10,000 each. I'm not even mad.",Your dad is a asshole,No he isn't.
52257,Your dad is a asshole,No he isn't.,He is too me
52258,"My father is a millionaire. Earlier this year, I found out that he's only leaving my siblings and I $10,000 each. I'm not even mad.",This is what the system wants you to do. Work until you die.,What exactly do you do to avoid playing into what the “system” wants from you?
52259,This is what the system wants you to do. Work until you die.,What exactly do you do to avoid playing into what the “system” wants from you?,Do the opposite of everyone else lol.
52260,What exactly do you do to avoid playing into what the “system” wants from you?,Do the opposite of everyone else lol.,Thats some evasive bullshit right there.
52261,I work with a guy who wasn't yet born when 9/11 happened. It blows my mind.,I was born 6 months earlier,So you don't remember. But you existed. Team America?
52262,I was born 6 months earlier,So you don't remember. But you existed. Team America?,Team Romania :)
52263,So you don't remember. But you existed. Team America?,Team Romania :),😅 Team America is a film. It's funny how stuff becomes dated so quickly
52264,I work with a guy who wasn't yet born when 9/11 happened. It blows my mind.,i was about a year and a half old when it happened so.,It's buzzy. I'm just starting to realize I'm old.
52265,i was about a year and a half old when it happened so.,It's buzzy. I'm just starting to realize I'm old.,"m8, in 8 months im turning 20. i feel extremely old now."
52266,I work with a guy who wasn't yet born when 9/11 happened. It blows my mind.,My step sister was born in 2007. My dog is older than her. Kinda blows my mind too.,"Lol! ""My dog is older than her"". Yeah, two of our dogs are 13 and 14 respectively."
52267,My step sister was born in 2007. My dog is older than her. Kinda blows my mind too.,"Lol! ""My dog is older than her"". Yeah, two of our dogs are 13 and 14 respectively.",Yup mine's 13. It's kinda mad
52268,I work with a guy who wasn't yet born when 9/11 happened. It blows my mind.,those people are almost 18 man... 9/11 was 18 years ago in 1 month and 6 days.,Legal adult bro
52269,those people are almost 18 man... 9/11 was 18 years ago in 1 month and 6 days.,Legal adult bro,"Too legal, buddy."
52270,I work with a guy who wasn't yet born when 9/11 happened. It blows my mind.,I didn’t exist yet lol,Just a twinkle in your dad's eye?
52271,I didn’t exist yet lol,Just a twinkle in your dad's eye?,mothers womb lol
52272,I'm coming up on 10 years free from my addiction to crystal meth,"You f***d up, you admitted to it, you turned it around. Well done.",I'm sorry I thought I replied to this. Thank you so much!
52273,"You f***d up, you admitted to it, you turned it around. Well done.",I'm sorry I thought I replied to this. Thank you so much!,u/nwordcountbot
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52279,I'm coming up on 10 years free from my addiction to crystal meth,Congrats! I'm very happy for you. :),Thanks! Me too! It's so encouraging to have this support
52280,Congrats! I'm very happy for you. :),Thanks! Me too! It's so encouraging to have this support,It is well deserved. You fought a hard battle most cannot overcome. Outstanding!
52281,I'm coming up on 10 years free from my addiction to crystal meth,Are your grandparents still around to see the change?,Absolutely. I see them and the rest of my family all the time.
52282,Are your grandparents still around to see the change?,Absolutely. I see them and the rest of my family all the time.,That’s good man. It’s always good to see change in people.
52283,Absolutely. I see them and the rest of my family all the time.,That’s good man. It’s always good to see change in people.,Agreed. I'm happy that they got a chance to see me break free.
52284,I'm coming up on 10 years free from my addiction to crystal meth,We're all so proud of you!,That's so good to hear. Thank you!
52285,We're all so proud of you!,That's so good to hear. Thank you!,You're story is inspiring... You deserve it
52286,Which artist or band is taking up the most space on your hard drive?,"It's a tie between New Order, Queen and Neutral Milk Hotel","I’m only familiar with Queen out of those three. Of course, I’ve made room for them too."
52287,"It's a tie between New Order, Queen and Neutral Milk Hotel","I’m only familiar with Queen out of those three. Of course, I’ve made room for them too.","Dude, NMH and New Order are awesome, mind if I recommend a few songs?"
52288,"I’m only familiar with Queen out of those three. Of course, I’ve made room for them too.","Dude, NMH and New Order are awesome, mind if I recommend a few songs?",Shoot! Whatcha got?
52289,Which artist or band is taking up the most space on your hard drive?,Don't you see; I'll never worry tonight,"I’ll let me down tonight; you know, I do it for you"
52290,Don't you see; I'll never worry tonight,"I’ll let me down tonight; you know, I do it for you","lol that song is on every one of my playlists, even my gym playlist"
52291,Which artist or band is taking up the most space on your hard drive?,Pink Floyd every album.,Pop quiz! How many albums is that?
52292,Pink Floyd every album.,Pop quiz! How many albums is that?,15 studio albums
52293,I would’ve been at the Dayton shooting,Owning guns is not about fun.,"It's a part of it for sure, objectively speaking. Shooting clay pigeons is ridiculously fun"
52294,Owning guns is not about fun.,"It's a part of it for sure, objectively speaking. Shooting clay pigeons is ridiculously fun","Sure, but that is not the main purpose."
52295,I’m a guy in his 30’s and my favorite compliment from people is when a guy calls me ‘brother.’,"Being called ""Brother"" is A-OK by me.  Being called ""Chief"" sure isn't....( by a coworker)",What's wrong with chief? I like it.
52296,"Being called ""Brother"" is A-OK by me.  Being called ""Chief"" sure isn't....( by a coworker)",What's wrong with chief? I like it.,Probably nothing.  ( culture gap + I'm too old)
52297,I’m a guy in his 30’s and my favorite compliment from people is when a guy calls me ‘brother.’,"WERE GOIN ALL THE WAY TO WRESTLEMAINIA, BROTHER!

But yes, I definitely agree.",Eat your vegetables and say your prayers!!!! *tears tank top*
52298,"WERE GOIN ALL THE WAY TO WRESTLEMAINIA, BROTHER!

But yes, I definitely agree.",Eat your vegetables and say your prayers!!!! *tears tank top*,Lol yes!
52299,I’m a guy in his 30’s and my favorite compliment from people is when a guy calls me ‘brother.’,unless they're a girl you like.,"&gt;when a guy calls you brother

&gt;unless they’re a girl you like.

...bruh..."
52300,unless they're a girl you like.,"&gt;when a guy calls you brother

&gt;unless they’re a girl you like.

...bruh...",when they think of you like a brother to them
52301,I think hugs are necessary....they are magic.,Countless scientific studies agree with you. The power of human touch is amazing.,Would that make our skin amazing?
52302,Countless scientific studies agree with you. The power of human touch is amazing.,Would that make our skin amazing?,Yes!!!!! You do have amazing skin
52303,Would that make our skin amazing?,Yes!!!!! You do have amazing skin,"r/skincareaddiction vibes

You all have amazing skin that is so alive and beautiful"
52304,I think hugs are necessary....they are magic.,Countless scientific studies agree with you. The power of human touch is amazing.,😊😊😊😊thank you for this beautiful information. I'm glad to know!
52305,Countless scientific studies agree with you. The power of human touch is amazing.,😊😊😊😊thank you for this beautiful information. I'm glad to know!,We don't do that here.
52306,😊😊😊😊thank you for this beautiful information. I'm glad to know!,We don't do that here.,Active in r/teenagers r/memes
52307,😊😊😊😊thank you for this beautiful information. I'm glad to know!,We don't do that here.,r/gatekeeping
52308,I think hugs are necessary....they are magic.,Pfft... There's nothing more magical than a good b***job. Other than that I don't feel nothing.,"Wow, you sound like a really cool guy that people want to be around."
52309,Pfft... There's nothing more magical than a good b***job. Other than that I don't feel nothing.,"Wow, you sound like a really cool guy that people want to be around.",Hugging someone seems really gay...
52310,Pfft... There's nothing more magical than a good b***job. Other than that I don't feel nothing.,"Wow, you sound like a really cool guy that people want to be around.",My penis only has feelings.
52311,Pfft... There's nothing more magical than a good b***job. Other than that I don't feel nothing.,"Wow, you sound like a really cool guy that people want to be around.",With the taste of your lips I'm gonna play... your toxic name sipping thunder.-britney spears
52312,I think hugs are necessary....they are magic.,All of us huggers need to make a subreddit lol (unless there already is one?),Invite me
52313,All of us huggers need to make a subreddit lol (unless there already is one?),Invite me,Lol I haven’t made one yet but I guess we should!
52314,I think hugs are necessary....they are magic.,Man I haven't been hugged since I was a kid.,Did I virtually hug you already? If not......BOOM here goes another one!
52315,Man I haven't been hugged since I was a kid.,Did I virtually hug you already? If not......BOOM here goes another one!,You're really sweet. Thank you.
52316,I think hugs are necessary....they are magic.,"Serial hugger here. Hugs *are* magic. 

Keep up the good work!","I see you, seeing me, seeing you, seeing me!"
52317,"Serial hugger here. Hugs *are* magic. 

Keep up the good work!","I see you, seeing me, seeing you, seeing me!","Less seeing, more hugging!"
52318,"I see you, seeing me, seeing you, seeing me!","Less seeing, more hugging!",#huggityhughugggyhug
52319,"Less seeing, more hugging!",#huggityhughugggyhug,"*greatbigbonecrushingbearhugs*

No bears were harmed in the making of this hug."
52320,#huggityhughugggyhug,"*greatbigbonecrushingbearhugs*

No bears were harmed in the making of this hug.",I needed this. I will always need hugs! thank you!
52321,"*greatbigbonecrushingbearhugs*

No bears were harmed in the making of this hug.",I needed this. I will always need hugs! thank you!,Likewise! Bringing joy to the world one hug at a time.
52322,I think hugs are necessary....they are magic.,Why I have a body pillow,I like to imagine its hugging me back lol
52323,Why I have a body pillow,I like to imagine its hugging me back lol,When ur alone but u meet another person who’s also alone so ur alone together
52324,I think hugs are necessary....they are magic.,Won't somebody hug me.............?,Fuck yea!! \*HUGGGGGG
52325,Won't somebody hug me.............?,Fuck yea!! \*HUGGGGGG,I wish someone in real life was as enthusiastic about hugging me...
52326,Fuck yea!! \*HUGGGGGG,I wish someone in real life was as enthusiastic about hugging me...,Someone will be!
52327,I think hugs are necessary....they are magic.,"Nopes...please dont touch me.
.",LOL aight I got you homie. Silent nod and smile it is!
52328,"Nopes...please dont touch me.
.",LOL aight I got you homie. Silent nod and smile it is!,Lols back...im just not into touchy...
52329,I think hugs are necessary....they are magic.,How necessary? I have a Facebook group that may need help! :),Where they at? I got two arms and a big heart.....lets do this!
52330,How necessary? I have a Facebook group that may need help! :),Where they at? I got two arms and a big heart.....lets do this!,The 20 second hug* :) typo
52331,"Ladies, I would like to ask...",Cooking.,"Okay, I hope to mix in a bit of self improvement, thank you."
52332,Cooking.,"Okay, I hope to mix in a bit of self improvement, thank you.","Baking, it requires precision and artistry!"
52333,My boyfriend said 3 words to me tonight that I realized mean much more than “I love you”,I'm not a very sensitive person but reading this almost made me tear up,wtf I'm not crying... why are you crying...
52334,I'm not a very sensitive person but reading this almost made me tear up,wtf I'm not crying... why are you crying...,Frikkin onion slicing ninjas are at it again
52335,I'm not a very sensitive person but reading this almost made me tear up,wtf I'm not crying... why are you crying...,No you're crying! I'm not!
52336,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,22,"What is your biggest non-academic, non work-related accomplishment?"
52337,22,"What is your biggest non-academic, non work-related accomplishment?",Heey you asked the same question to the guy who said 23
52338,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"I'll go for my favourite number, 23!",You bitch
52339,"I'll go for my favourite number, 23!",You bitch,Did you want that number?
52340,You bitch,Did you want that number?,... no it's fine you got it
52341,Did you want that number?,... no it's fine you got it,I give it to you. I can't answer it.
52342,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"I'll go for my favourite number, 23!",What is your biggest academic or work-related accomplishment?
52343,"I'll go for my favourite number, 23!",What is your biggest academic or work-related accomplishment?,Can I have 32 instead? I have no accomplishments :(
52344,What is your biggest academic or work-related accomplishment?,Can I have 32 instead? I have no accomplishments :(,Nonsense. Just being alive is an accomplishment.
52345,Can I have 32 instead? I have no accomplishments :(,Nonsense. Just being alive is an accomplishment.,You are a fine wordsmith :)
52346,Nonsense. Just being alive is an accomplishment.,You are a fine wordsmith :),Thank you :) Here’s #32: What character archetype is closest to your personality?
52347,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,88,What is something other people admire about you?
52348,88,What is something other people admire about you?,What about question 123
52349,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"69,Nice","If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?"
52350,"69,Nice","If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?",winter because in my oppinion cold or snow is better than hot.
52351,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,8,What is something you're terrible at but wish you could do well?
52352,8,What is something you're terrible at but wish you could do well?,Play the violin
52353,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,55,Which of your flaws are you most proud of?
52354,55,Which of your flaws are you most proud of?,Being blunt
52355,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,219,What is something you enjoyed doing but would never do again?
52356,219,What is something you enjoyed doing but would never do again?,"Being pregnant. I loved almost every moment of my pregnancy, but one kid is enough for me."
52357,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,288,What is the best thing that happened to you this week?
52358,288,What is the best thing that happened to you this week?,I'm taking a vacation from work starting this week
52359,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,197,What do you wish was possible?
52360,197,What do you wish was possible?,Star Trek style space travel
52361,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,98,What's the coolest project you've ever worked on?
52362,98,What's the coolest project you've ever worked on?,"I had this weekly comic strip that I worked on once, it was fun."
52363,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"Rolled a d3 and a d100, got 266.

So 266","Haha I love the methodology!

What are people not grateful enough for?"
52364,"Rolled a d3 and a d100, got 266.

So 266","Haha I love the methodology!

What are people not grateful enough for?",Ones own advantages. We worry too much about what we don't have rather than what we do.
52365,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,87,What question do you most hate being asked?
52366,87,What question do you most hate being asked?,Is it in yet
52367,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,78,"If you lived in a colonial or Medieval village, what would your job be?"
52368,78,"If you lived in a colonial or Medieval village, what would your job be?",Hit me with 79 :)
52369,"If you lived in a colonial or Medieval village, what would your job be?",Hit me with 79 :),"Have you ever desired or longed for something, but once you got it, discovered it was overrated?"
52370,Hit me with 79 :),"Have you ever desired or longed for something, but once you got it, discovered it was overrated?","Stellaris, bad game."
52371,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"How about tge meaning of life, the universe, and everything 42?",In what ways do you benefit the world?
52372,"How about tge meaning of life, the universe, and everything 42?",In what ways do you benefit the world?,"I honestly dont know, I'm only in HS so I cant quite contribute besides for community service."
52373,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,69,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?"
52374,69,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?",Autumn
52375,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,243,What is a misconception people have about your profession?
52376,243,What is a misconception people have about your profession?,I don't know to be honest. I can't think of any (fast food worker).
52377,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,9,What is the quality you admire the most in the person you dislike the most?
52378,9,What is the quality you admire the most in the person you dislike the most?,Ignorance. In the sense that ignorance is bliss
52379,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,Number 66 :),In what way would you most like to become famous?
52380,Number 66 :),In what way would you most like to become famous?,Being the first person to get to live on another planet would be interesting.
52381,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,75,"If you had the power to completely eradicate one disease, which would you choose to abolish?"
52382,75,"If you had the power to completely eradicate one disease, which would you choose to abolish?",Id abolish cancer becuase its cruel.
52383,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,I'll take 17 please!,What is the one thing you've made that you're the most proud of?
52384,I'll take 17 please!,What is the one thing you've made that you're the most proud of?,Ohhh you've got it set to automatically post the question. :) answered above!
52385,What is the one thing you've made that you're the most proud of?,Ohhh you've got it set to automatically post the question. :) answered above!,"Nope, I’m doing this all manually. I responded with the question before you edited your answer."
52386,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,69!,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?"
52387,69!,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?",Autumn! Peacoat season is the best season.
52388,"If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?",Autumn! Peacoat season is the best season.,Yes! One of my most prized possessions is a worn old red peacoat. I just love it.
52389,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,9!,What is the quality you admire the most in the person you dislike the most?
52390,9!,What is the quality you admire the most in the person you dislike the most?,Probably how talkative and open they are. I really suck at social interactions.
52391,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,15 :),"If you could change one thing about yourself physically, what would you change?"
52392,15 :),"If you could change one thing about yourself physically, what would you change?",I wouldn't want to change anything. I love the way I look and don't want to look any other way!
52393,"If you could change one thing about yourself physically, what would you change?",I wouldn't want to change anything. I love the way I look and don't want to look any other way!,Good for you! I love that.
52394,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,231,What is the most obscure fact you know?
52395,231,What is the most obscure fact you know?,Orca are the only aquatic predators of Moose!
52396,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,17,What is the one thing you've made that you're the most proud of?
52397,17,What is the one thing you've made that you're the most proud of?,A hanger for my accessories made out of recyclable materials I found around my home!
52398,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,153,What is one thing you're proud you haven't done?
52399,153,What is one thing you're proud you haven't done?,"Oh man, I don’t know. My life is full of mistakes :/"
52400,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,Hit me up #300,When do you feel like the best version of yourself?
52401,Hit me up #300,When do you feel like the best version of yourself?,When im finishing a cross country race. The final sprint is amazing.
52402,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,148!,What was the worst day of your life thus far?
52403,148!,What was the worst day of your life thus far?,Probably the day my dog died
52404,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,273,"Have you ever cried in public? If so, was the reason?"
52405,273,"Have you ever cried in public? If so, was the reason?","Yes, but I forget why"
52406,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,198,"Who was the last person you called, and what did you talk about?"
52407,198,"Who was the last person you called, and what did you talk about?",I called a sexual health clinic and I booked my future appointment for an IUD insertion.
52408,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,269,"What is the most recent thing (skill, technique, theory, subject, etc.) you taught yourself?"
52409,269,"What is the most recent thing (skill, technique, theory, subject, etc.) you taught yourself?",(Information not found)
52410,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,I'll go with my age... 44 please,What is your least popular or most controversial opinion?
52411,I'll go with my age... 44 please,What is your least popular or most controversial opinion?,Yang 2020!!!!  Most people with completely disagree with me but I support the UBI!!!!
52412,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,62,What is something that gets cooler/more interesting the more you learn about it?
52413,62,What is something that gets cooler/more interesting the more you learn about it?,Physics
52414,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,69 and btw this is a really cool idea,"Thank you!

If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?"
52415,69 and btw this is a really cool idea,"Thank you!

If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?",Spring. Not too hot not too cold.
52416,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,12,What is the most trivial thing about which you have a strong opinion?
52417,12,What is the most trivial thing about which you have a strong opinion?,Peaches are the best fruit in the world and no other fruit comes close.
52418,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"Randomizer said 174, so be it",Who do you wish was still alive?
52419,"Randomizer said 174, so be it",Who do you wish was still alive?,Chester Bennington from Linkin Park. His death hit me a lot and still does when I think about it
52420,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,127,Has anyone close to you ever died? Was there anything that helped you to move past their death?
52421,127,Has anyone close to you ever died? Was there anything that helped you to move past their death?,My grandma and video games and books helped me through it
52422,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,I’ll take no.312 please,Did you read the title? I have 300 questions.
52423,I’ll take no.312 please,Did you read the title? I have 300 questions.,"Sorry, I’m exhausted right now, I think pre-coffee me wanted 212"
52424,Did you read the title? I have 300 questions.,"Sorry, I’m exhausted right now, I think pre-coffee me wanted 212","No worries, man.

Have you ever gotten a ""hunch"" about something that turned out to be true?"
52425,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"What a neat idea! If you're still doing them, #13","If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be and why?"
52426,"What a neat idea! If you're still doing them, #13","If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be and why?",Oooh. Definitely a fairy because wow flying would be so cool
52427,78,"If you lived in a colonial or Medieval village, what would your job be?",Blacksmith. I’d be all about that hammer life.
52428,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,25!,"If you could erase one thing or event from your memory, what would you choose?"
52429,25!,"If you could erase one thing or event from your memory, what would you choose?","Right now my current employer offering me a job, I miss what I used to do!"
52430,25!,"If you could erase one thing or event from your memory, what would you choose?","Ps these are some amazingly deep questions, nice work :D"
52431,"If you could erase one thing or event from your memory, what would you choose?","Ps these are some amazingly deep questions, nice work :D",Thanks mate :)
52432,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,Guess I’ll take 128.,"What is something you're inherently bad at, no matter how hard you try to improve?"
52433,Guess I’ll take 128.,"What is something you're inherently bad at, no matter how hard you try to improve?",Not being socially awkward.
52434,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,204 pls,What is the longest or most complex thing you have memorised?
52435,204 pls,What is the longest or most complex thing you have memorised?,8 lines of some stuff
52436,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,299,What’s something you went through that you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy?
52437,299,What’s something you went through that you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy?,IDK  life I guess
52438,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"200, please.",What will always be funny to you?
52439,"200, please.",What will always be funny to you?,"Ooh.  Good one.
Fraiser
Kids falling down
Jump scares
I Love Lucy
Kids playing first year soccer"
52440,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"128, if that's possible","What is something you're inherently bad at, no matter how hard you try to improve?"
52441,"128, if that's possible","What is something you're inherently bad at, no matter how hard you try to improve?",Fine motor skills. My hands are twitchy no matter what.
52442,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,279,"If a biopic were made of your life, which parts would you want to be left out and why?"
52443,279,"If a biopic were made of your life, which parts would you want to be left out and why?",I wouldn't want anything left out. Gotta see the bad to appreciate the good.
52444,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,211,"What is something you know is going to happen, but hasn't yet?"
52445,211,"What is something you know is going to happen, but hasn't yet?",The sun will rise tomorrow
52446,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!, 254 (created using random.org),"What is your catchphrase, or something you find yourself saying often?"
52447, 254 (created using random.org),"What is your catchphrase, or something you find yourself saying often?","""ah"" ""ok"" ""dio porco"" ""dio cane"" ""dio can"""
52448,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,hey can you send me the list of questions? from 1-300 hehe,btw i choose number 99
52449,hey can you send me the list of questions? from 1-300 hehe,btw i choose number 99,Are you currently pursuing what makes you happy? Why or why not?
52450,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,236!,What gives you hope for the future?
52451,236!,What gives you hope for the future?,Probs that I’m still quite young and there’s still lots of time to achieve what I want in life
52452,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,77!!,What was the scariest moment of your life thus far?
52453,77!!,What was the scariest moment of your life thus far?,When sleep paralysis happened and someone was talking to me when no one was there.
52454,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,Let’s see what number 199 gives me,What will never cease to make you smile?
52455,Let’s see what number 199 gives me,What will never cease to make you smile?,Definitely LSD
52456,17,What is the one thing you've made that you're the most proud of?,My kids.
52457,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,263. Thank you!,"What do you think happens after we die, if anything?"
52458,263. Thank you!,"What do you think happens after we die, if anything?","Hmm... I don't think anything happens, similar to losing consciousness."
52459,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,174,Who do you wish was still alive?
52460,174,Who do you wish was still alive?,Freddie Mercury or Michael Jackson
52461,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"17, my bday this month",What is the one thing you've made that you're the most proud of?
52462,"17, my bday this month",What is the one thing you've made that you're the most proud of?,"Finally telling my friends that i’ve been thru depression recently, shit is hard to say"
52463,What is the one thing you've made that you're the most proud of?,"Finally telling my friends that i’ve been thru depression recently, shit is hard to say",You’re damn right it is.
52464,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,I'll pick number 36!,"What is your ideal birthday? Not the date, but rather your ideal way to spend the day."
52465,I'll pick number 36!,"What is your ideal birthday? Not the date, but rather your ideal way to spend the day.",Oh I'd have to say a good movie and then dinner with family and friends!
52466,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,41 since it's how old my dad is.,What's the worst advice you've ever been given?
52467,41 since it's how old my dad is.,What's the worst advice you've ever been given?,Don't try to start an exercise regime. Best thing I've ever done.
52468,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,"1. We are all one. Everything came from the same source, however you define it.",What is the smallest thing for which you are grateful?
52469,"1. We are all one. Everything came from the same source, however you define it.",What is the smallest thing for which you are grateful?,"My life! It's the largest thing, too. You?"
52470,I’ve created a list of 300 interesting questions. Comment a number and I’ll ask you one!,61,"If you could ask your future self one thing, what would it be?"
52471,61,"If you could ask your future self one thing, what would it be?",Where to focus to get my career in a good place
52472,88,What is something other people admire about you?,"My wisdom, apparently."
52473,"It’s funny how a random interaction with a stranger can have an affect on you. Just got a random compliment in the food court of my local mall and I can’t stop beaming. As a guy, I rarely get one of these.","It's pink not salmon, Ross",One of my favorite shows! Pivot!
52474,"It's pink not salmon, Ross",One of my favorite shows! Pivot!,Knew you were a fan as soon as I saw you capitalise salmon!
52475,"It’s funny how a random interaction with a stranger can have an affect on you. Just got a random compliment in the food court of my local mall and I can’t stop beaming. As a guy, I rarely get one of these.",But did u get her number ?,"Nope, missed connection 😆 She is slightly out of my age range."
52476,But did u get her number ?,"Nope, missed connection 😆 She is slightly out of my age range.",Age is just a number
52477,"Nope, missed connection 😆 She is slightly out of my age range.",Age is just a number,And jail is just a room
52478,Age is just a number,And jail is just a room,You are right. I should have specified that age is just a number between two consenting adults
52479,"It’s funny how a random interaction with a stranger can have an affect on you. Just got a random compliment in the food court of my local mall and I can’t stop beaming. As a guy, I rarely get one of these.",Tyson’s CORNER food court?,Yup.
52480,Tyson’s CORNER food court?,Yup.,I work in Tyson’s. Small world. Cool story good for you!
52481,"It’s funny how a random interaction with a stranger can have an affect on you. Just got a random compliment in the food court of my local mall and I can’t stop beaming. As a guy, I rarely get one of these.",Someone at work told me I wasn't as annoying as I usually am.  So that was pretty awesome.,Hey it’s better than nothing 😆
52482,Someone at work told me I wasn't as annoying as I usually am.  So that was pretty awesome.,Hey it’s better than nothing 😆,"Hey, I'll take it.  Closest thing to a compliment I've heard in a long time."
52483,I’m falling in love in a healthy way for the first time in my life and it’s really beautiful.,Grandma is happy for both of you!,Thanks Gramdma!
52484,Grandma is happy for both of you!,Thanks Gramdma!,In 3 months: Guys AITA for kicking my bf out bc he fucked my sister?
52485,I’m falling in love in a healthy way for the first time in my life and it’s really beautiful.,Grandma is happy for both of you!,I miss my Grandma...
52486,Grandma is happy for both of you!,I miss my Grandma...,Me too u/MediamanJack
52487,Grandma is happy for both of you!,I miss my Grandma...,Me too fam...
52488,I’m falling in love in a healthy way for the first time in my life and it’s really beautiful.,Grandma is happy for both of you!,They have the same grandma?...
52489,Grandma is happy for both of you!,They have the same grandma?...,All Grandmas are everyone's Grandmas
52490,I’m falling in love in a healthy way for the first time in my life and it’s really beautiful.,Grandma is happy for both of you!,"Hi i thought u were an actual grandma and i saw ur profile. 

I feel scarred."
52491,Grandma is happy for both of you!,"Hi i thought u were an actual grandma and i saw ur profile. 

I feel scarred.",SAME
52492,I’m falling in love in a healthy way for the first time in my life and it’s really beautiful.,Grandma is happy for both of you!,Get a load of Norman Bates over here....  Fucking creepy profile.
52493,Grandma is happy for both of you!,Get a load of Norman Bates over here....  Fucking creepy profile.,Lmfao
52494,Grandma is happy for both of you!,Get a load of Norman Bates over here....  Fucking creepy profile.,Grandma makes the best cake!
52495,I’m falling in love in a healthy way for the first time in my life and it’s really beautiful.,"Your a dude, right? I didn't read your gender",Does it matter?
52496,"Your a dude, right? I didn't read your gender",Does it matter?,Does anything matter
52497,"Your a dude, right? I didn't read your gender",Does it matter?,Why are you mad?
52498,Does it matter?,Why are you mad?,I’m not?
52499,I’m falling in love in a healthy way for the first time in my life and it’s really beautiful.,"Your a dude, right? I didn't read your gender",Im a lady
52500,"Your a dude, right? I didn't read your gender",Im a lady,thanks for answering. Curiosity resolved. Good luck with your love!
52501,Feeling sad and alone? Anyone need new friends?,Hi I'll chat.,Hello how are you today
52502,Hi I'll chat.,Hello how are you today,Another dead end? Or are you going to DMs?
52503,Hello how are you today,Another dead end? Or are you going to DMs?,Dead end lol cx
52504,Feeling sad and alone? Anyone need new friends?,Hi I'll chat.,hello
52505,Hi I'll chat.,hello,Hello how are you
52506,hello,Hello how are you,I think this sums up redditors irl trying to interact. Lmfao
52507,Hello how are you,I think this sums up redditors irl trying to interact. Lmfao,It seems like it at least their trying haha 😅
52508,Hi I'll chat.,hello,"Hi, how are you doing? Sorry the reply is late, I fell asleep."
52509,hello,"Hi, how are you doing? Sorry the reply is late, I fell asleep.",this weren't my thread go up
52510,Hi I'll chat.,hello,Hello beautiful person!
52511,hello,Hello beautiful person!,talkin to me?
52512,Hello beautiful person!,talkin to me?,Indeed I am. :) How ya doing tonight?
52513,Feeling sad and alone? Anyone need new friends?,Ey there! Ill chat! Though i am not good at it!,No problem lol just try your best
52514,Ey there! Ill chat! Though i am not good at it!,No problem lol just try your best,That went well lol
52515,No problem lol just try your best,That went well lol,Lol yup i can see that haha
52516,Men are beautiful creatures,👏👏 YOU are a beautiful creature,Is that you Keanu?
52517,👏👏 YOU are a beautiful creature,Is that you Keanu?,No but I'll still mutually acknowledge everything beautiful about you!!
52518,👏👏 YOU are a beautiful creature,Is that you Keanu?,*YOU'RE BREATHTAKING*
52519,Men are beautiful creatures, All we do is scratch our balls and sniff our fingers,Women do that too lol not our balls though cause ya know
52520, All we do is scratch our balls and sniff our fingers,Women do that too lol not our balls though cause ya know,also we like nothing but sex
52521,Women do that too lol not our balls though cause ya know,also we like nothing but sex,Ok buddy
52522,Women do that too lol not our balls though cause ya know,also we like nothing but sex,"Stop speaking for half the worlds population, ya idiot"
52523,also we like nothing but sex,"Stop speaking for half the worlds population, ya idiot",Im cool
52524,I saved a beetles life and he told me thanks,"10,000,000 ants will get their vengeance tonight!",Then I will bring him home with me
52525,"10,000,000 ants will get their vengeance tonight!",Then I will bring him home with me,"Lol, on you! Not our beetle!"
52526,Then I will bring him home with me,"Lol, on you! Not our beetle!",Well then at least I did something nice on my last day here
52527,"Lol, on you! Not our beetle!",Well then at least I did something nice on my last day here,"it is ok, I have a perfect ant trap

it is an ant dressed as a queen so they will have to obey"
52528,Well then at least I did something nice on my last day here,"it is ok, I have a perfect ant trap

it is an ant dressed as a queen so they will have to obey",That's one tiny little outfit
52529,I saved a beetles life and he told me thanks,"That's a very sweet little story, u/Idonoteatass.",If you think that's sweet you'd love to hear the story behind my username.
52530,"That's a very sweet little story, u/Idonoteatass.",If you think that's sweet you'd love to hear the story behind my username.,I'm sure r/rimjob_steve woukd be interested in learning this story.
52531,"That's a very sweet little story, u/Idonoteatass.",If you think that's sweet you'd love to hear the story behind my username.,Tell us please
52532,In one hour I’ll be one month sober!,Hurrahhhh only half an hour to go,Haha unfortunately I fell asleep before midnight or else I would’ve celebrated more!
52533,Hurrahhhh only half an hour to go,Haha unfortunately I fell asleep before midnight or else I would’ve celebrated more!,Aha congratulations anyway and here's to many more months to come
52534,Haha unfortunately I fell asleep before midnight or else I would’ve celebrated more!,Aha congratulations anyway and here's to many more months to come,Thank you I appreciate it!
52535,In one hour I’ll be one month sober!,Teach me,r/stopdrinking
52536,Teach me,r/stopdrinking,Not for me lol
52537,I don't understand why people make such a huge deal when you don't like certain foods.,"""Cheese fries""? What the heck are cheese fries?","They're exactly what the name implies, fries with cheese on them."
52538,"""Cheese fries""? What the heck are cheese fries?","They're exactly what the name implies, fries with cheese on them.",For a moment I thought it might be fried cheese strings
52539,I don't understand why people make such a huge deal when you don't like certain foods.,"""Cheese fries""? What the heck are cheese fries?",Where are you from? Maybe it's just an American thing.
52540,"""Cheese fries""? What the heck are cheese fries?",Where are you from? Maybe it's just an American thing.,Canada! It's called poutine up here
52541,I’d have more luck finding an interesting person on Reddit than on Tinder,I think that's an interesting way to fill up your inbox.,Tinder is an interesting way to fill an inbox?
52542,I think that's an interesting way to fill up your inbox.,Tinder is an interesting way to fill an inbox?,I think the comment is implying your reddit inbox might now be filled after your post
52543,Im going into 8th grade and im really proud of myself,"Oh nice, I'm going into 8th grade too",Nice
52544,"Oh nice, I'm going into 8th grade too",Nice,Me 2
52545,Nice,Me 2,Me two
52546,Me 2,Me two,Me 2
52547,Me two,Me 2,Me towo
52548,Me 2,Me towo,Me also
52549,Me towo,Me also,Same here
52550,Im going into 8th grade and im really proud of myself,"Oh nice, I'm going into 8th grade too","I’m going into ninth, 8th grade isn’t too bad. I bet you will do great."
52551,"Oh nice, I'm going into 8th grade too","I’m going into ninth, 8th grade isn’t too bad. I bet you will do great.","Aww, thanks. I really want to try to do good this year."
52552,Im going into 8th grade and im really proud of myself,Ayyy same bro,Nice although it will prolly be hard since im a girl
52553,Ayyy same bro,Nice although it will prolly be hard since im a girl,Oh fudge
52554,Nice although it will prolly be hard since im a girl,Oh fudge,Lol yep
52555,I saw a picture of my wife in an ad on the bus and I'm so proud of her!,:)))))) wholesome,"Just read your post history, how do you keep yourself so happy?"
52556,:)))))) wholesome,"Just read your post history, how do you keep yourself so happy?",I think he puts so many smiles under his :))))) to cover the pain he is truly in.
52557,"Just read your post history, how do you keep yourself so happy?",I think he puts so many smiles under his :))))) to cover the pain he is truly in.,"I thought it was my ex for a second, that makes sense for him"
52558,I think he puts so many smiles under his :))))) to cover the pain he is truly in.,"I thought it was my ex for a second, that makes sense for him","I'm a girl, just saying hahahaha."
52559,Today is a good day.,Quick! Buy a lottery ticket before the day is over!,"Haha I should but, I am already sitting in my hotel room watching tv and relaxing."
52560,Quick! Buy a lottery ticket before the day is over!,"Haha I should but, I am already sitting in my hotel room watching tv and relaxing.",hotel room! Living lavish my man :)
52561,Today is a good day.,Nice. I'm on the verge of tears right now too but for other reasons,Cheer up.
52562,Nice. I'm on the verge of tears right now too but for other reasons,Cheer up.,It's been hard for me lately
52563,What is the answer to 8/2(2+2)?,16," 

1= 8 ÷ 8 = 8 ÷ (4+4) = 8 ÷ 2(2+2)"
52564,16," 

1= 8 ÷ 8 = 8 ÷ (4+4) = 8 ÷ 2(2+2)","8 ÷ (4+4) = 8 ÷ (2(2+2))

8 ÷ (4+4)  ≠  8 ÷ 2(2+2)"
52565,What is the answer to 8/2(2+2)?,"16.
First the parenthesis : 8/2\*4
Then left to right : 4\*4=16"," 

1= 8 ÷ 8 = 8 ÷ (4+4) = 8 ÷ 2(2+2)"
52566,"16.
First the parenthesis : 8/2\*4
Then left to right : 4\*4=16"," 

1= 8 ÷ 8 = 8 ÷ (4+4) = 8 ÷ 2(2+2)","4+4=2(2+2)

But

(4+4)=(2(2+2))

GOT IT?"
52567,Just got accepted onto a PhD programme and have no one to tell,What field though?,Speech and language technology!
52568,What field though?,Speech and language technology!,Awesome! What do you do there?
52569,What field though?,Speech and language technology!,"Lol, they have a PhD for anything now."
52570,What field though?,Speech and language technology!,"Wow, that is absolutely fascinating.. never heard of that specific field before, good for you!!"
52571,Just got accepted onto a PhD programme and have no one to tell,"Hey, I'm proud of you.

That's a massive achievement.",Thank you so much! It really means a lot
52572,"Hey, I'm proud of you.

That's a massive achievement.",Thank you so much! It really means a lot,Good luck!
52573,Just got accepted onto a PhD programme and have no one to tell,"Amazing buddy, you definitely deserve this after all your hard work!",Oh thank you so much! It’s been hard but I do feel like I’ve learnt a lot!
52574,"Amazing buddy, you definitely deserve this after all your hard work!",Oh thank you so much! It’s been hard but I do feel like I’ve learnt a lot!,You've been incredibly brilliant.
52575,Oh thank you so much! It’s been hard but I do feel like I’ve learnt a lot!,You've been incredibly brilliant.,"Thank you, and congrats on the name!"
52576,You've been incredibly brilliant.,"Thank you, and congrats on the name!","You're welcome. Thank my mother, Vagungus McBigDick (née Cavernus) for naming me."
52577,"Thank you, and congrats on the name!","You're welcome. Thank my mother, Vagungus McBigDick (née Cavernus) for naming me.",Haha well thanks to her!
52578,"You're welcome. Thank my mother, Vagungus McBigDick (née Cavernus) for naming me.",Haha well thanks to her!,She says you're welcome! And she hopes you're eating well and taking care of yourself.
52579,Haha well thanks to her!,She says you're welcome! And she hopes you're eating well and taking care of yourself.,"What a sweetheart, tell her I’ll be having a pizza tonight in celebration!"
52580,Just got accepted onto a PhD programme and have no one to tell,I'm dreaming about doing what you just did. Congrats! And best wishes!,"Thank you! And I wish you all the best, I’m sure if you want it hard enough you’ll make it!"
52581,I'm dreaming about doing what you just did. Congrats! And best wishes!,"Thank you! And I wish you all the best, I’m sure if you want it hard enough you’ll make it!",:)
52582,Just got accepted onto a PhD programme and have no one to tell,Give yourself a pat on the back! Congratulations!,"Thank you, I will!"
52583,Give yourself a pat on the back! Congratulations!,"Thank you, I will!",have you done it yet?
52584,Just got accepted onto a PhD programme and have no one to tell,"Congratulations :) and please treat yourself with something good if you can. 
Best wishes!",Thank you! I might have a pizza tonight!
52585,"Congratulations :) and please treat yourself with something good if you can. 
Best wishes!",Thank you! I might have a pizza tonight!,That's the best thing ever!
52586,Just got accepted onto a PhD programme and have no one to tell,When can I start addressing you as Dr?,"Oh gosh, it’s a four year program so not for a while yet unfortunately!"
52587,When can I start addressing you as Dr?,"Oh gosh, it’s a four year program so not for a while yet unfortunately!",[removed]
52588,When can I start addressing you as Dr?,"Oh gosh, it’s a four year program so not for a while yet unfortunately!","Oh, that's not very long for a PhD. I'm curious. Are the quals exams or papers?"
52589,Just got accepted onto a PhD programme and have no one to tell,I'm proud of you,Thanks so much!
52590,I'm proud of you,Thanks so much!,"What field are you doing research in, by the way?"
52591,Just got accepted onto a PhD programme and have no one to tell,"Thanks for telling us, we care about this amazing and rare achievement.",Thank you!
52592,"Thanks for telling us, we care about this amazing and rare achievement.",Thank you!,Of course!
52593,Just got accepted onto a PhD programme and have no one to tell,"welcome to real life  
  
family is the only thing that matters","Well this reddit family has been incredible, so thank you!"
52594,"welcome to real life  
  
family is the only thing that matters","Well this reddit family has been incredible, so thank you!",[deleted]
52595,"welcome to real life  
  
family is the only thing that matters","Well this reddit family has been incredible, so thank you!","No. We're all projecting. these people are cunts.   
  
real family"
52596,"Well this reddit family has been incredible, so thank you!","No. We're all projecting. these people are cunts.   
  
real family",Do you need a hug?
52597,Just got accepted onto a PhD programme and have no one to tell,Congrats!!!,Thank you!
52598,Congrats!!!,Thank you!,"If you're in NE Ohio, let me know so I can buy you a celebratory adult beverage!"
52599,Thank you!,"If you're in NE Ohio, let me know so I can buy you a celebratory adult beverage!","Oh unfortunately I’m not, but I’ll raise a big glass of wine to you after I finish work tonight!"
52600,"If you're in NE Ohio, let me know so I can buy you a celebratory adult beverage!","Oh unfortunately I’m not, but I’ll raise a big glass of wine to you after I finish work tonight!",I shall do the same!
52601,Just got accepted onto a PhD programme and have no one to tell,Oh my God!!!! This is brilliant! Congratulations you x,"Thank you! And thanks for being arsed enough to send positive vibes, I appreciate it!"
52602,Oh my God!!!! This is brilliant! Congratulations you x,"Thank you! And thanks for being arsed enough to send positive vibes, I appreciate it!",:-) we totally believe in you Meggy!
52603,Just got accepted onto a PhD programme and have no one to tell,Congratulations I'm so proud of you! You're the best son/daughter I never had.,Thank you so much mum/dad!
52604,Congratulations I'm so proud of you! You're the best son/daughter I never had.,Thank you so much mum/dad!,Don't forget to clean your room.
52605,Just got accepted onto a PhD programme and have no one to tell,Congrats and keep it up!!!!! :D,"Thank you so much, I intend to!"
52606,Congrats and keep it up!!!!! :D,"Thank you so much, I intend to!",Best of luck!
52607,Comment your favorite number and I’ll comment on whether I like or dislike it. I’ll rate it out of 10 haha,8 &amp; 47,8/10 &amp; 2/10 haha don’t hate me
52608,8 &amp; 47,8/10 &amp; 2/10 haha don’t hate me,"Haha, no hate; but why such a low rating of 47?"
52609,8/10 &amp; 2/10 haha don’t hate me,"Haha, no hate; but why such a low rating of 47?","idk it’s just a feeling thing, 4 and 7 just seem too odd together :p"
52610,"Haha, no hate; but why such a low rating of 47?","idk it’s just a feeling thing, 4 and 7 just seem too odd together :p",Hmm
52611,Comment your favorite number and I’ll comment on whether I like or dislike it. I’ll rate it out of 10 haha,5,"5 is a too safe of a number, 5/10 TAKE RISKS GOD DAMN IT"
52612,5,"5 is a too safe of a number, 5/10 TAKE RISKS GOD DAMN IT",is 5.8 riskier?
52613,"5 is a too safe of a number, 5/10 TAKE RISKS GOD DAMN IT",is 5.8 riskier?,"hahahahahaha yes, 5.8/10.8 ;)"
52614,Comment your favorite number and I’ll comment on whether I like or dislike it. I’ll rate it out of 10 haha,".03% higher than 5/10, i’ll take it","hahha true, I shoulda made it 5.8/11.6 haha"
52615,".03% higher than 5/10, i’ll take it","hahha true, I shoulda made it 5.8/11.6 haha",u right
52616,Comment your favorite number and I’ll comment on whether I like or dislike it. I’ll rate it out of 10 haha,3 and 89,"3 is a beaut... 9/10

89... that’s a cool number i’ll give it an 8.9/10 :p"
52617,3 and 89,"3 is a beaut... 9/10

89... that’s a cool number i’ll give it an 8.9/10 :p",What are your reasons for liking 23 and 9? My numbers are mostly random
52618,"3 is a beaut... 9/10

89... that’s a cool number i’ll give it an 8.9/10 :p",What are your reasons for liking 23 and 9? My numbers are mostly random,"23 feels good (michael jordan, beckham), 9 is my futbol ⚽️ number"
52619,Comment your favorite number and I’ll comment on whether I like or dislike it. I’ll rate it out of 10 haha,6 and 2 are my favorites,"6 is weird tbh, i really dislike it sooo 1/10 

2 is awesome. 10/10"
52620,6 and 2 are my favorites,"6 is weird tbh, i really dislike it sooo 1/10 

2 is awesome. 10/10",Please can you bump 6 up to a 2/10?
52621,"6 is weird tbh, i really dislike it sooo 1/10 

2 is awesome. 10/10",Please can you bump 6 up to a 2/10?,for you? okay 2/10 hahahaha
52622,Comment your favorite number and I’ll comment on whether I like or dislike it. I’ll rate it out of 10 haha,6 and 31,"mhmmm I dislike both :p

1/10 and 2/10"
52623,6 and 31,"mhmmm I dislike both :p

1/10 and 2/10",What about 60?
52624,"mhmmm I dislike both :p

1/10 and 2/10",What about 60?,"mmmmmm, meh 3/10 :p don’t hate me"
52625,What about 60?,"mmmmmm, meh 3/10 :p don’t hate me","We have very different tastes in numbers hahaha

17?"
52626,"mmmmmm, meh 3/10 :p don’t hate me","We have very different tastes in numbers hahaha

17?","hahahaha I can see that! 
okay I like 17 it feels kinda cool tbh, 8.5/10"
52627,Comment your favorite number and I’ll comment on whether I like or dislike it. I’ll rate it out of 10 haha,2,"beautiful number, 10/10!"
52628,2,"beautiful number, 10/10!",🙂
52629,Comment your favorite number and I’ll comment on whether I like or dislike it. I’ll rate it out of 10 haha,33,mhmmmm 6.5/10
52630,33,mhmmmm 6.5/10,"lol sounds reasonable, I’ll take it!"
52631,mhmmmm 6.5/10,"lol sounds reasonable, I’ll take it!",just cause you’re nice i’ll boost it to a 7/10 haha
52632,Anybody want a poem written for them?,Feeling lost and maybe finally finding your way.,Sent!
52633,Feeling lost and maybe finally finding your way.,Sent!,Aw can I have this too please? It would really cheer me up
52634,Anybody want a poem written for them?,Could you write me a poem about the construction of a pizza ball,Pls add a part about stuffed crust pizza too
52635,Could you write me a poem about the construction of a pizza ball,Pls add a part about stuffed crust pizza too,Yes
52636,Anybody want a poem written for them?,Could you write me a poem about the construction of a pizza ball,Sent!
52637,Could you write me a poem about the construction of a pizza ball,Sent!,I saw
52638,Could you write me a poem about the construction of a pizza ball,Sent!,Thank you btw !
52639,Anybody want a poem written for them?,Could you write me a poem about the construction of a pizza ball,"#TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL!


Pizzas aside, let's talk Scientology..."
52640,Could you write me a poem about the construction of a pizza ball,"#TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL!


Pizzas aside, let's talk Scientology...",P i z z a. B A L L
52641,Anybody want a poem written for them?,I need a poem about how everything is ok even when things go wrong,Sent!
52642,I need a poem about how everything is ok even when things go wrong,Sent!,Oh send me a copy please
52643,I need a poem about how everything is ok even when things go wrong,Sent!,I need that too.
52644,I need a poem about how everything is ok even when things go wrong,Sent!,"Same here, please"
52645,I need a poem about how everything is ok even when things go wrong,Sent!,"oh yes, I need this to get me through"
52646,Anybody want a poem written for them?,The complexity of everything.,Sent!
52647,The complexity of everything.,Sent!,Thank you!
52648,Anybody want a poem written for them?,I'd love one. Feeling pretty sapped from an emotional break up.,Sent!
52649,I'd love one. Feeling pretty sapped from an emotional break up.,Sent!,Could you send this to me too please? :)
52650,I feel the need to brag,I bet you're on some sort of list. haha.,That could be a good list or the bad list :-)
52651,I bet you're on some sort of list. haha.,That could be a good list or the bad list :-),Depends. Did you try to do sudo without the right privileges?
52652,I feel the need to brag,I bet you're on some sort of list. haha.,Yeah. The list of people that Obama follows.
52653,I bet you're on some sort of list. haha.,Yeah. The list of people that Obama follows.,That's one list. haha.
52654,I feel the need to brag,"Shut up, Donald",You mean 4pm?
52655,"Shut up, Donald",You mean 4pm?,"I think he gets his warm milk, warm bath and goodnight story at 15.30."
52656,I feel the need to brag,"Nice.

My social media goal is to get Taylor Swift to follow my cats' Instagram account.",That’s awesome. What is your cat’s insta
52657,"Nice.

My social media goal is to get Taylor Swift to follow my cats' Instagram account.",That’s awesome. What is your cat’s insta,[removed]
52658,I feel the need to brag,Woah,I know.!!!
52659,Woah,I know.!!!,So cool
52660,Does anyone else have to sing the ABCs while categorizing alphabetically?,Yeah. Sometimes I just say it without the melody but yeah,I am physically incapable of reciting it without the melody.
52661,Yeah. Sometimes I just say it without the melody but yeah,I am physically incapable of reciting it without the melody.,I am amazed that you think like this I love it
52662,I am physically incapable of reciting it without the melody.,I am amazed that you think like this I love it,What can I say? I peaked in kindergarten.
52663,I am amazed that you think like this I love it,What can I say? I peaked in kindergarten.,2me4meirl
52664,Does anyone else have to sing the ABCs while categorizing alphabetically?,"Yess... I have to start at the beginning or after ""elemenope"" to get to the letter I need 😂",your comment is funny but don’t put that emoji. Reddit doesn’t really like it
52665,"Yess... I have to start at the beginning or after ""elemenope"" to get to the letter I need 😂",your comment is funny but don’t put that emoji. Reddit doesn’t really like it,All emojis are pretty bad.
52666,your comment is funny but don’t put that emoji. Reddit doesn’t really like it,All emojis are pretty bad.,Why? How is one form of showing emotion through text any different from the others?
52667,your comment is funny but don’t put that emoji. Reddit doesn’t really like it,All emojis are pretty bad.,That’s so lit fam 🤙😂💦🤣💦🤙
52668,All emojis are pretty bad.,That’s so lit fam 🤙😂💦🤣💦🤙,"Dude that was a 🔥🔥fire🔥🔥 move bro 😎😜 

Stay 🤚 sick nasty 🤑😈"
52669,That’s so lit fam 🤙😂💦🤣💦🤙,"Dude that was a 🔥🔥fire🔥🔥 move bro 😎😜 

Stay 🤚 sick nasty 🤑😈",On God 🙏 bruh 😎
52670,your comment is funny but don’t put that emoji. Reddit doesn’t really like it,All emojis are pretty bad.,How dare you 😬😬😬😬😬
52671,"Yess... I have to start at the beginning or after ""elemenope"" to get to the letter I need 😂",your comment is funny but don’t put that emoji. Reddit doesn’t really like it,emojis are kinda cringe bro  😂😂😂😂😂
52672,your comment is funny but don’t put that emoji. Reddit doesn’t really like it,emojis are kinda cringe bro  😂😂😂😂😂,Sir do you need directions to r/okbuddyretard ?
52673,Does anyone else have to sing the ABCs while categorizing alphabetically?,"Yess... I have to start at the beginning or after ""elemenope"" to get to the letter I need 😂","Oh! I say it like ""EloMeno P""."
52674,"Yess... I have to start at the beginning or after ""elemenope"" to get to the letter I need 😂","Oh! I say it like ""EloMeno P"".",That’s what he said
52675,"Oh! I say it like ""EloMeno P"".",That’s what he said,"Weeell technically it'd be ""elemenopee"" I think."
52676,That’s what he said,"Weeell technically it'd be ""elemenopee"" I think.",Elemental Pee
52677,"Weeell technically it'd be ""elemenopee"" I think.",Elemental Pee,"Uh-oh, now I'm imagining pee benders"
52678,"Weeell technically it'd be ""elemenopee"" I think.",Elemental Pee,[removed]
52679,Does anyone else have to sing the ABCs while categorizing alphabetically?,Sing it???? is there a song / tune for this?,Yes most learn the ABCs in the tune of twinkle twinkle little star
52680,Sing it???? is there a song / tune for this?,Yes most learn the ABCs in the tune of twinkle twinkle little star,Well you learn something new every day. now I have that tune in my head with the alphabet - lol.
52681,Does anyone else have to sing the ABCs while categorizing alphabetically?,"I don’t SING them. Yeah, that’s pretty dumb.",:(
52682,"I don’t SING them. Yeah, that’s pretty dumb.",:(,Sorry...I’m sure you’re good at other stuff!
52683,I finally told the girl I was talking to that I like her.,"I'm sure you will do well. 

Pssst. Clean your bathroom and wash your sheets.",Thanks man. Good thing we are not meeting at my place lol
52684,"I'm sure you will do well. 

Pssst. Clean your bathroom and wash your sheets.",Thanks man. Good thing we are not meeting at my place lol,I think this advice is in case you end up at your place lol
52685,Thanks man. Good thing we are not meeting at my place lol,I think this advice is in case you end up at your place lol,Hahaha. I will keep this in mind then
52686,I finally told the girl I was talking to that I like her.,i’m so proud of you! i can’t imagine how excited you must be😬,Very. It's currently 4 am and i cannot sleep lol
52687,i’m so proud of you! i can’t imagine how excited you must be😬,Very. It's currently 4 am and i cannot sleep lol,but you wouldn’t have it any other way🤪
52688,i’m so proud of you! i can’t imagine how excited you must be😬,Very. It's currently 4 am and i cannot sleep lol,Good luck!
52689,Song on repeat😊😎☀,Kodaline - Moving On,"Omg, yes!"
52690,Kodaline - Moving On,"Omg, yes!",did you already know?
52691,"Omg, yes!",did you already know?,"Love Kodaline, the videos are also great."
52692,did you already know?,"Love Kodaline, the videos are also great.",we are twin souls xD
52693,"Love Kodaline, the videos are also great.",we are twin souls xD,What kind of music do you listen?
52694,I(18f) started crying when my dad called me pretty today,Maybe he didn’t feel like it was necessary to point out the obvious. Your obviously pretty,Haha thanks for the confidence boost!
52695,Maybe he didn’t feel like it was necessary to point out the obvious. Your obviously pretty,Haha thanks for the confidence boost!,Dad's are pretty accurate on these things.
52696,I(18f) started crying when my dad called me pretty today,Maybe he didn’t feel like it was necessary to point out the obvious. Your obviously pretty,you're\*
52697,Maybe he didn’t feel like it was necessary to point out the obvious. Your obviously pretty,you're\*,Sorry. You’re* gay
52698,I(18f) started crying when my dad called me pretty today,Maybe he didn’t feel like it was necessary to point out the obvious. Your obviously pretty,My boyfriend’s reasoning 🙄
52699,Maybe he didn’t feel like it was necessary to point out the obvious. Your obviously pretty,My boyfriend’s reasoning 🙄,Great minds thinks alike I suppose
52700,I(18f) started crying when my dad called me pretty today,Maybe he didn’t feel like it was necessary to point out the obvious. Your obviously pretty,"I don’t mean to feel like a buzzkill, but,  *you’re"
52701,Maybe he didn’t feel like it was necessary to point out the obvious. Your obviously pretty,"I don’t mean to feel like a buzzkill, but,  *you’re",It’s been said already. I get it.
52702,"I don’t mean to feel like a buzzkill, but,  *you’re",It’s been said already. I get it.,"Yeah sorry, it was just kind of giving me a r/mildlyinfuriating vibe, so I just had to"
52703,It’s been said already. I get it.,"Yeah sorry, it was just kind of giving me a r/mildlyinfuriating vibe, so I just had to",It’s fine. I get it
52704,I(18f) started crying when my dad called me pretty today,"Dad: you're pretty

Keanu Reeves: *you're pretty!*",Sex Offender: You're Pretty.
52705,"Dad: you're pretty

Keanu Reeves: *you're pretty!*",Sex Offender: You're Pretty.,Me whilst running away: YOURE PRETTY!
52706,Sex Offender: You're Pretty.,Me whilst running away: YOURE PRETTY!,^^^pretty ^^^^^creepyyyyy
52707,Sex Offender: You're Pretty.,Me whilst running away: YOURE PRETTY!,Whilst?  Nice.
52708,Me whilst running away: YOURE PRETTY!,Whilst?  Nice.,whomst?
52709,I(18f) started crying when my dad called me pretty today,Lose weight as in your under weight now? Or lose weight as in you are now a healthy weight?,I initially lost weight unhealthily(like restriction) but am now maintaining a healthy weight
52710,Lose weight as in your under weight now? Or lose weight as in you are now a healthy weight?,I initially lost weight unhealthily(like restriction) but am now maintaining a healthy weight,"Oh, thats good!"
52711,i have a question...,I'd be something like a tan or off-white. Lol Something super plain and simple.,lol cool
52712,I'd be something like a tan or off-white. Lol Something super plain and simple.,lol cool,Basically I'm a boring unadventurous ass so I picked a boring ass basic color.😂
52713,lol cool,Basically I'm a boring unadventurous ass so I picked a boring ass basic color.😂,looolll it’s cool. plus boring is not always a bad thing
52714,Basically I'm a boring unadventurous ass so I picked a boring ass basic color.😂,looolll it’s cool. plus boring is not always a bad thing,"That's true. Lol It's useful from time to time,keeps me out of dumb shit.😂"
52715,looolll it’s cool. plus boring is not always a bad thing,"That's true. Lol It's useful from time to time,keeps me out of dumb shit.😂",loooll yep i can relate
52716,I'd be something like a tan or off-white. Lol Something super plain and simple.,lol cool,Thanks fam. Lol
52717,i have a question...,Black. Until there's a darker colour ;),ahaha nice. reason?
52718,Black. Until there's a darker colour ;),ahaha nice. reason?,It's the only colour I wear anyway. Becoming black would be the logically next step
52719,ahaha nice. reason?,It's the only colour I wear anyway. Becoming black would be the logically next step,oh yes ofc
52720,i have a question...,Black. Until there's a darker colour ;),"Try vantablack, the blackest black they ever made :-)"
52721,Black. Until there's a darker colour ;),"Try vantablack, the blackest black they ever made :-)","yup, still waiting for clothes ;)"
52722,8 years sober today!,Aye well done mate. Do you feel loads better? :),I do! I’ve also saved a lot of money ;)
52723,Aye well done mate. Do you feel loads better? :),I do! I’ve also saved a lot of money ;),;)
52724,8 years sober today!,I'm a year sober tomorrow!,Hey! Congrats sir/ma’am!! Keep it up!
52725,I'm a year sober tomorrow!,Hey! Congrats sir/ma’am!! Keep it up!,Thank you! You too!
52726,8 years sober today!,"Congratulations! And thanks for this, it’s refreshing to hear",Thank you. Happy cake day!
52727,"Congratulations! And thanks for this, it’s refreshing to hear",Thank you. Happy cake day!,Thank you!
52728,8 years sober today!,Congrats!,Thanks
52729,Congrats!,Thanks,"20 years here 

Sometimes it feels like a lull im the middle, stay vigilant."
52730,8 years sober today!,Sober from what? Alcohol?,Yes.
52731,Sober from what? Alcohol?,Yes.,"Oh, well good luck to you"
52732,Yes.,"Oh, well good luck to you",Thank you!
52733,8 years sober today!,Lol I am sober for my whole life for 13 years lol,14 in 2 days actually
52734,Lol I am sober for my whole life for 13 years lol,14 in 2 days actually,Happy birthday young Redditor!!
52735,8 years sober today!,how do you wake up one day and decide not to smoke? I can’t even imagine doing it,A lot of people do.
52736,how do you wake up one day and decide not to smoke? I can’t even imagine doing it,A lot of people do.,why am i not a lot of people lol
52737,"Someone talk to me, I need it right now.",Still there?,Yeah I'm still here
52738,Still there?,Yeah I'm still here,What are you doing after college
52739,Yeah I'm still here,What are you doing after college,Hopefully looking for a full time job or an apprenticeship that leads me into one.
52740,What are you doing after college,Hopefully looking for a full time job or an apprenticeship that leads me into one.,"So, bored for the time being?"
52741,Still there?,Yeah I'm still here,Guess you already found some like minded peeps here
52742,Yeah I'm still here,Guess you already found some like minded peeps here,Yeah I'm suprised
52743,Guess you already found some like minded peeps here,Yeah I'm suprised,Done with your game? Saw your reply that you were playing cod currently
52744,Yeah I'm suprised,Done with your game? Saw your reply that you were playing cod currently,Haha you know too much lol. I'm done now
52745,"Someone talk to me, I need it right now.",я буду твоим другом по доброте Родины,"Thank you

благодарю вас"
52746,я буду твоим другом по доброте Родины,"Thank you

благодарю вас",i'm guessing you used google translate
52747,"Thank you

благодарю вас",i'm guessing you used google translate,Maybe
52748,i'm guessing you used google translate,Maybe,"ХАХАХА, ТЫ ЗДЕСЬ СМЕРТ, ТЫ ИСПОЛЬЗУЕ GOOGLE
KHAKHAKHA, TY ZDES' SMERT, TY ISPOL'ZUYe GOOGLE"
52749,I’m one year sober today.,"I am over 10 years off pot, congratulations mate","That’s awesome, I hope to get there one day too!"
52750,"I am over 10 years off pot, congratulations mate","That’s awesome, I hope to get there one day too!",You will
52751,I’m one year sober today.,"I stopped drinking a little while ago, this really motivated me. Good luck!","That’s great, keep up the good work. And thank you!"
52752,"I stopped drinking a little while ago, this really motivated me. Good luck!","That’s great, keep up the good work. And thank you!",Welcome ❤️
52753,Introduce me to something you like,God damn the first few seconds of listening to Hamilton was magical.,My ex-girlfriend introduced me to it two years ago by sending me My Shot. It was indeed magical
52754,God damn the first few seconds of listening to Hamilton was magical.,My ex-girlfriend introduced me to it two years ago by sending me My Shot. It was indeed magical,"I got introduced to it by watching a fan-made MAP (multi animator project) of Aaron Burr, Sir"
52755,My ex-girlfriend introduced me to it two years ago by sending me My Shot. It was indeed magical,"I got introduced to it by watching a fan-made MAP (multi animator project) of Aaron Burr, Sir","Ooooh send me a link!
I really like Morci's animatics too"
52756,Introduce me to something you like,I like my crocs. They’re comfy,Could I borrow them?
52757,I like my crocs. They’re comfy,Could I borrow them?,Yeah probably. They just might have some stank and be kind of large. They’re size 13
52758,Introduce me to something you like,"the game Sky, children of the light",Tell me more I've never heard of it!
52759,"the game Sky, children of the light",Tell me more I've never heard of it!,"it's a good game, _want to go to eden with me_?"
52760,Tell me more I've never heard of it!,"it's a good game, _want to go to eden with me_?",Why would you answer after 21 days
52761,"it's a good game, _want to go to eden with me_?",Why would you answer after 21 days,why not
52762,Why would you answer after 21 days,why not,Gimme your iPad and I'll play with you
52763,What video games are you playing?,"Been playing Apex Legends and Pokemon Shield.

I love battle royales and nostalgia.",How many badges do you have on Shield?
52764,"Been playing Apex Legends and Pokemon Shield.

I love battle royales and nostalgia.",How many badges do you have on Shield?,Just 2! We started it recently and don’t want to rush through too fast.
52765,My sense of smell just came back after five years. What's your favourite smell? I want to experience it!,I love the smell of the air after a rainstorm in the summer and fresh baked cookies.,"The former is called ""petrichor"""
52766,I love the smell of the air after a rainstorm in the summer and fresh baked cookies.,"The former is called ""petrichor""",Good to know! Thanks.
52767,My sense of smell just came back after five years. What's your favourite smell? I want to experience it!,What do you feel when you smell the disgusting stuff like farts and whatever,"Haven't smelt any yet. Oddly looking forward to it, just for the experience!"
52768,What do you feel when you smell the disgusting stuff like farts and whatever,"Haven't smelt any yet. Oddly looking forward to it, just for the experience!","hahaha ok, but just don't ask to smell a fart, that's just weird!"
52769,My sense of smell just came back after five years. What's your favourite smell? I want to experience it!,Blooming lilacs are my favourite smell.,"Trying to remember...that's quite a sweet smell, isn't it?"
52770,Blooming lilacs are my favourite smell.,"Trying to remember...that's quite a sweet smell, isn't it?",Yes it is.
52771,Blooming lilacs are my favourite smell.,"Trying to remember...that's quite a sweet smell, isn't it?",Very sweet and has to be the real thing. Not perfume or lotion or candle. My favorite too
52772,My sense of smell just came back after five years. What's your favourite smell? I want to experience it!,Good ol’ marijuana.  Burning or not.,"Used to smell like cat wee to me, haha"
52773,Good ol’ marijuana.  Burning or not.,"Used to smell like cat wee to me, haha",I've always compared it with the smell of sweat :S
52774,My sense of smell just came back after five years. What's your favourite smell? I want to experience it!,Freshly burned leaves in autumn,I didn't know people burned leaves! I always wondered about that smell.
52775,Freshly burned leaves in autumn,I didn't know people burned leaves! I always wondered about that smell.,Some people hate it but I honestly think it’s an amazing smell :)
52776,My sense of smell just came back after five years. What's your favourite smell? I want to experience it!,Hasn’t it improved your sense of taste? What tastes better?,EVERYTHING TASTES BETTER
52777,Hasn’t it improved your sense of taste? What tastes better?,EVERYTHING TASTES BETTER,That’s great! Have a fanfuckingtastic new year!
52778,EVERYTHING TASTES BETTER,That’s great! Have a fanfuckingtastic new year!,"Thanks mate, I will!"
52779,My sense of smell just came back after five years. What's your favourite smell? I want to experience it!,Lilac and Gooseberries,The witcher??
52780,Lilac and Gooseberries,The witcher??,Indeed :)
52781,"can’t sleep, just looking for some pleasant conversation",search up “how to lucid dream” on youtube,will do
52782,search up “how to lucid dream” on youtube,will do,you’ll thank me later
52783,will do,you’ll thank me later,"I am sill trying WILD, but without success so far :P

What techniques do you use?"
52784,"Girlfriends grandmother is a great artist and has many pieces like this, today she shared her first.","I mean thats downright astounding.

Does she draw for a living or is it just a hobby?","Just a hobby, she has a tiny room in her house that she paints in. Pretty cool"
52785,"I mean thats downright astounding.

Does she draw for a living or is it just a hobby?","Just a hobby, she has a tiny room in her house that she paints in. Pretty cool",Is that a painting of Gregory Hines?
52786,"I mean thats downright astounding.

Does she draw for a living or is it just a hobby?","Just a hobby, she has a tiny room in her house that she paints in. Pretty cool",Hobby to her. Beauty to us.  I hope she lets you share more.
52787,"Girlfriends grandmother is a great artist and has many pieces like this, today she shared her first.",Is this a portrait of a specific person? It looks really good,I thought it was weird that her first painting was of Pharrell.
52788,Is this a portrait of a specific person? It looks really good,I thought it was weird that her first painting was of Pharrell.,"I thought it was Pharrell too, the hat kinda fits as well."
52789,"When I was 7 I had these purple converse with rainbow laces. I was bullied and people called me and my shoes ""gay"". I went home crying and never wore them again. Now I am an out proud queer woman and my parents bought me these for me to wear with pride",Sounds like the bullies had you figured out.,"Should have listened, would have saved me YEARS of confusion  😂"
52790,Sounds like the bullies had you figured out.,"Should have listened, would have saved me YEARS of confusion  😂",LMAOO RELATABLE
52791,"When I was 7 I had these purple converse with rainbow laces. I was bullied and people called me and my shoes ""gay"". I went home crying and never wore them again. Now I am an out proud queer woman and my parents bought me these for me to wear with pride",i feel like seven year olds would associate rainbows with just being rainbows and not lgbt,I mean that's what 7 year old me did. I just loved rainbows because they were pretty????
52792,i feel like seven year olds would associate rainbows with just being rainbows and not lgbt,I mean that's what 7 year old me did. I just loved rainbows because they were pretty????,A seven yr old shouldn’t even know the term LBGT.
52793,"When I was 7 I had these purple converse with rainbow laces. I was bullied and people called me and my shoes ""gay"". I went home crying and never wore them again. Now I am an out proud queer woman and my parents bought me these for me to wear with pride",i feel like seven year olds would associate rainbows with just being rainbows and not lgbt,I still associate rainbows with rainbows and not lgbt. Why can’t rainbows just be rainbows?
52794,i feel like seven year olds would associate rainbows with just being rainbows and not lgbt,I still associate rainbows with rainbows and not lgbt. Why can’t rainbows just be rainbows?,that's what i'm saying
52795,i feel like seven year olds would associate rainbows with just being rainbows and not lgbt,I still associate rainbows with rainbows and not lgbt. Why can’t rainbows just be rainbows?,"They can be for you. They are for me. Just something else for others sometimes, you dig?"
52796,i feel like seven year olds would associate rainbows with just being rainbows and not lgbt,I still associate rainbows with rainbows and not lgbt. Why can’t rainbows just be rainbows?,make rainbows rainbows again! Rainbows 2020
52797,"When I was 7 I had these purple converse with rainbow laces. I was bullied and people called me and my shoes ""gay"". I went home crying and never wore them again. Now I am an out proud queer woman and my parents bought me these for me to wear with pride",oh dear.,I should say the same about your obsession with Taylor Swift’s legs.
52798,oh dear.,I should say the same about your obsession with Taylor Swift’s legs.,You clearly can't appreciate true beauty.
52799,I should say the same about your obsession with Taylor Swift’s legs.,You clearly can't appreciate true beauty.,Again....Oh dear.
52800,You clearly can't appreciate true beauty.,Again....Oh dear.,Why?
52801,Again....Oh dear.,Why?,“You clearly can't appreciate true beauty.”
52802,Why?,“You clearly can't appreciate true beauty.”,Absolutely correct. Taylor Swift is a fucking goddess.
52803,“You clearly can't appreciate true beauty.”,Absolutely correct. Taylor Swift is a fucking goddess.,...yikes.
52804,Absolutely correct. Taylor Swift is a fucking goddess.,...yikes.,What is your problem?
52805,"When I was 7 I had these purple converse with rainbow laces. I was bullied and people called me and my shoes ""gay"". I went home crying and never wore them again. Now I am an out proud queer woman and my parents bought me these for me to wear with pride",Dude wtf I'm jealous. I want those shoes. So dope.,Somewhere in the comment thread I posted a link!
52806,Dude wtf I'm jealous. I want those shoes. So dope.,Somewhere in the comment thread I posted a link!,"Thanks yoooo
Love these shoes.!"
52807,"When I was 7 I had these purple converse with rainbow laces. I was bullied and people called me and my shoes ""gay"". I went home crying and never wore them again. Now I am an out proud queer woman and my parents bought me these for me to wear with pride","You should check out the psychucks you can totally customize them now, remake those shoes!",what!? omfg thank you for that resource
52808,"You should check out the psychucks you can totally customize them now, remake those shoes!",what!? omfg thank you for that resource,Go to the converse official site💜
52809,"When I was 7 I had these purple converse with rainbow laces. I was bullied and people called me and my shoes ""gay"". I went home crying and never wore them again. Now I am an out proud queer woman and my parents bought me these for me to wear with pride","You should check out the psychucks you can totally customize them now, remake those shoes!",wait I can't find what you're talking about 😭 can you post a link?
52810,"You should check out the psychucks you can totally customize them now, remake those shoes!",wait I can't find what you're talking about 😭 can you post a link?,"Ugh I think they were limited time, you can still make custom ones though🙃"
52811,wait I can't find what you're talking about 😭 can you post a link?,"Ugh I think they were limited time, you can still make custom ones though🙃",curse you dinkleburg!
52812,"Ugh I think they were limited time, you can still make custom ones though🙃",curse you dinkleburg!,You can still make custom shoes though
52813,curse you dinkleburg!,You can still make custom shoes though,"haha I'll look into it then, thank you kind stranger 🤗"
52814,"My SO, who loves art, finally painted something (inspired by a photo) I‘m so proud of her, I think she has great potential!",Hey that's how I sign things!!,Me too.. Well this is awkward.
52815,Hey that's how I sign things!!,Me too.. Well this is awkward.,haha... same. oop
52816,Me too.. Well this is awkward.,haha... same. oop,*Insert spiderman meme*
52817,"My SO, who loves art, finally painted something (inspired by a photo) I‘m so proud of her, I think she has great potential!","This what your shadows be doing when they’re not following you, meeting up and dancing",This sounds like an ancient tribe saying
52818,"This what your shadows be doing when they’re not following you, meeting up and dancing",This sounds like an ancient tribe saying,Except for the be doing
52819,"My SO, who loves art, finally painted something (inspired by a photo) I‘m so proud of her, I think she has great potential!",Can you ask your SO what was she trying to share ? It seems so eerie (in a good way ),"To me it looks like people dancing, what do you think? :)"
52820,Can you ask your SO what was she trying to share ? It seems so eerie (in a good way ),"To me it looks like people dancing, what do you think? :)",I see a man trying to attack two kids and the mother in the middle trying to stop it
52821,"To me it looks like people dancing, what do you think? :)",I see a man trying to attack two kids and the mother in the middle trying to stop it,now I can't stop seeing that
52822,Can you ask your SO what was she trying to share ? It seems so eerie (in a good way ),"To me it looks like people dancing, what do you think? :)",[removed]
52823,"My SO, who loves art, finally painted something (inspired by a photo) I‘m so proud of her, I think she has great potential!",What app or software did she use for this?,[deleted]
52824,What app or software did she use for this?,[deleted],It looks like a digital painting though.
52825,[deleted],It looks like a digital painting though.,"It is a digital painting, yes"
52826,"My SO, who loves art, finally painted something (inspired by a photo) I‘m so proud of her, I think she has great potential!","Damn it has so much soul, I'd love to hang this somewhere in my home!",Your comment resonates in my mind ! :)
52827,"Damn it has so much soul, I'd love to hang this somewhere in my home!",Your comment resonates in my mind ! :),"Awh, it's nice to hear that someone even read my comment :D"
52828,Happy to help out a stranger in Starbucks yesterday morning,"I have been in her situation so many times, I wish someone like you had shown up to save me.",I’d do it for you MsPickles!
52829,"I have been in her situation so many times, I wish someone like you had shown up to save me.",I’d do it for you MsPickles!,You’re an awesome stranger and a wholesome friend
52830,"I have been in her situation so many times, I wish someone like you had shown up to save me.",I’d do it for you MsPickles!,🤗
52831,Happy to help out a stranger in Starbucks yesterday morning,Just a fake bragging sub at this point,The fuck?
52832,Just a fake bragging sub at this point,The fuck?,You're all so blind it's incredible
52833,Just managed to run 5k in under 23 minutes for the first time (military requirement in the Netherlands),Congratulations x,Thanks! Really happy about it
52834,Congratulations x,Thanks! Really happy about it,That’s awesome. My personal best is 23:50. Any tips for training or just keep pushing?
52835,Thanks! Really happy about it,That’s awesome. My personal best is 23:50. Any tips for training or just keep pushing?,Run downhill.
52836,That’s awesome. My personal best is 23:50. Any tips for training or just keep pushing?,Run downhill.,Experts hate this one easy trick to running faster
52837,Run downhill.,Experts hate this one easy trick to running faster,"Wait a minute Doc, are you telling me you built a time machine!?"
52838,That’s awesome. My personal best is 23:50. Any tips for training or just keep pushing?,Run downhill.,"Remember, it's the Netherlands, we don't have hills."
52839,Run downhill.,"Remember, it's the Netherlands, we don't have hills.",Vergeet de duinen niet
52840,Run downhill.,"Remember, it's the Netherlands, we don't have hills.","Don't forget the dunes, haha"
52841,That’s awesome. My personal best is 23:50. Any tips for training or just keep pushing?,Run downhill.,Big PP
52842,Thanks! Really happy about it,That’s awesome. My personal best is 23:50. Any tips for training or just keep pushing?,Run
52843,Thanks! Really happy about it,That’s awesome. My personal best is 23:50. Any tips for training or just keep pushing?,Mines 30 :/
52844,Thanks! Really happy about it,That’s awesome. My personal best is 23:50. Any tips for training or just keep pushing?,"I suggest doing 10km runs. Do a few and push yourself, then 5km runs feel easy."
52845,Congratulations x,Thanks! Really happy about it,"Now u have to do it 5 more times before u can join

Why are you running in a cow field"
52846,Congratulations x,Thanks! Really happy about it,Is the photo from the place where you were running? That looks so beautiful!
52847,Congratulations x,Thanks! Really happy about it,Je doet je naam eer aan! Goed gedaan!
52848,Congratulations x,Thanks! Really happy about it,"Awesome achievement. All the best, and Happy new year 😊"
52849,Congratulations x,Thanks! Really happy about it,Every reply to this has been erased
52850,Just managed to run 5k in under 23 minutes for the first time (military requirement in the Netherlands),Congratulations x,x
52851,Congratulations x,x,*
52852,Just managed to run 5k in under 23 minutes for the first time (military requirement in the Netherlands),Congratulations x,x?
52853,Congratulations x,x?,x
52854,x?,x,xx
52855,Congratulations x,x?,"It's used to convey tone, usually friendly."
52856,x?,"It's used to convey tone, usually friendly.","Shits confusing enoufh, typing online. Why add more gobbledygook"
52857,"It's used to convey tone, usually friendly.","Shits confusing enoufh, typing online. Why add more gobbledygook",There is no need to be upset x
52858,Just managed to run 5k in under 23 minutes for the first time (military requirement in the Netherlands),"As someone who finds myself moderately got and managed to run 1.61 km, im impressed!",Thank you!
52859,"As someone who finds myself moderately got and managed to run 1.61 km, im impressed!",Thank you!,No problem
52860,Just managed to run 5k in under 23 minutes for the first time (military requirement in the Netherlands),"Dude congrats
It takes me like 35 mins to finish a 5K",Some day it will take you 34
52861,"Dude congrats
It takes me like 35 mins to finish a 5K",Some day it will take you 34,Not necessarily.
52862,"Dude congrats
It takes me like 35 mins to finish a 5K",Some day it will take you 34,Some day it will take you 33
52863,Some day it will take you 34,Some day it will take you 33,Some day it will take 32
52864,Some day it will take you 33,Some day it will take 32,Some day it will take 31
52865,"Dude congrats
It takes me like 35 mins to finish a 5K",Some day it will take you 34,Lads be cheering me up while I'm eating a cheeseburger :(
52866,Some day it will take you 34,Lads be cheering me up while I'm eating a cheeseburger :(,"I noticed one of these... :( 



 So here take this... :D"
52867,Lads be cheering me up while I'm eating a cheeseburger :(,"I noticed one of these... :( 



 So here take this... :D",Are you getting replaced by /u/smile-bot-2020 in a couple of days? :(
52868,"I noticed one of these... :( 



 So here take this... :D",Are you getting replaced by /u/smile-bot-2020 in a couple of days? :(,I hope not. u/smile-bot-2019 for 2020!
52869,Are you getting replaced by /u/smile-bot-2020 in a couple of days? :(,I hope not. u/smile-bot-2019 for 2020!,:C
52870,Lads be cheering me up while I'm eating a cheeseburger :(,"I noticed one of these... :( 



 So here take this... :D",good bot
52871,Lads be cheering me up while I'm eating a cheeseburger :(,"I noticed one of these... :( 



 So here take this... :D",Bad bot
52872,Just managed to run 5k in under 23 minutes for the first time (military requirement in the Netherlands),"Dude congrats
It takes me like 35 mins to finish a 5K",I can run 2 miles in 22 minutes. And that's pushing it. We can improve!
52873,"Dude congrats
It takes me like 35 mins to finish a 5K",I can run 2 miles in 22 minutes. And that's pushing it. We can improve!,"When I started I was hyperventilating after a quarter mile, so yeah I know about improving"
52874,Just managed to run 5k in under 23 minutes for the first time (military requirement in the Netherlands),"Where in holland? 

Look like Katwijk

(Mede Nederlander hier)","I ran this in Dobříš, Czechia. But I trained for it in Zuiderpark in Den Haag!"
52875,"Where in holland? 

Look like Katwijk

(Mede Nederlander hier)","I ran this in Dobříš, Czechia. But I trained for it in Zuiderpark in Den Haag!",Awesome!
52876,Just managed to run 5k in under 23 minutes for the first time (military requirement in the Netherlands),hot DAMN that is quick,my 16:40 in High school is crying rn
52877,hot DAMN that is quick,my 16:40 in High school is crying rn,my god just thinking about that makes me wheeze
52878,Just managed to run 5k in under 23 minutes for the first time (military requirement in the Netherlands),23 minutes??? Wow if that’s the bare minimum,No wonder America has to save Europe perpetually
52879,23 minutes??? Wow if that’s the bare minimum,No wonder America has to save Europe perpetually,"Lol I love the American support but being prior mil, 23 min is damn good"
52880,Just managed to run 5k in under 23 minutes for the first time (military requirement in the Netherlands),TIL the Netherlands has a military. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯,We have NATO &gt;:(
52881,TIL the Netherlands has a military. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯,We have NATO &gt;:(,"I knew they were a NATO member, thus I assumed they didn’t have their own military forces."
52882,TIL the Netherlands has a military. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯,We have NATO &gt;:(,You mean you have USA $$$$
52883,Just managed to run 5k in under 23 minutes for the first time (military requirement in the Netherlands),What app is that mate?,Endomondo
52884,What app is that mate?,Endomondo,Oh. It says it right there on the photo as well. Thanks mate
52885,"After nearly 3 years of being too anxious to complete any artwork, I finally finished a painting! I'm genuinely proud of it, which I didn't think I could be! I just wanted to share this small victory with someone.",Holy crap! How long you been doing this?,This painting or painting in general?
52886,Holy crap! How long you been doing this?,This painting or painting in general?,I mean both if you're willing to share
52887,It's annoying when people assign gender to hobbies and things people like.,"Or age! I knit and I'm 30. I'm teased for being a ""Grandma.""",I’m an adult that buys LEGO. I feel embarrassed but I enjoy it so who cares right?
52888,"Or age! I knit and I'm 30. I'm teased for being a ""Grandma.""",I’m an adult that buys LEGO. I feel embarrassed but I enjoy it so who cares right?,I happen to think that's awesome! Embrace your inner child ❤️
52889,"Or age! I knit and I'm 30. I'm teased for being a ""Grandma.""",I’m an adult that buys LEGO. I feel embarrassed but I enjoy it so who cares right?,"Lego themselves would commend you, and ask what sets you have."
52890,Uncultured American searches for culture,I’m Florida man if you have any questions about Florida.,"Florida man, please explain why you have chosen this life. Sincerely, the rest of the world lol."
52891,I’m Florida man if you have any questions about Florida.,"Florida man, please explain why you have chosen this life. Sincerely, the rest of the world lol.",It’s not I life I chose but one I was born into.
52892,Uncultured American searches for culture,I’m Florida man if you have any questions about Florida.,"😂 I'm in Florida, too, and it's pretty amazing here. We're not all Florida man/woman, I swear!"
52893,I’m Florida man if you have any questions about Florida.,"😂 I'm in Florida, too, and it's pretty amazing here. We're not all Florida man/woman, I swear!","Can verify, I know non-Florida man Florida people lol."
52894,It's 4 am and I can't sleep. I'm looking out the window and drinking a little bit.,Yes I am in your time zone and I haven’t actually slept yet tn,Oh damn. At least I slept a few hours. Are you doing okay?
52895,Yes I am in your time zone and I haven’t actually slept yet tn,Oh damn. At least I slept a few hours. Are you doing okay?,Yeah just extra wired. Whatcha drinking?
52896,Oh damn. At least I slept a few hours. Are you doing okay?,Yeah just extra wired. Whatcha drinking?,"Some whisky, dry. Like it's meant to be drunk"
52897,Yeah just extra wired. Whatcha drinking?,"Some whisky, dry. Like it's meant to be drunk",Good taste. That’s better than sleep anyway
52898,"Some whisky, dry. Like it's meant to be drunk",Good taste. That’s better than sleep anyway,Completely agree
52899,It's 4 am and I can't sleep. I'm looking out the window and drinking a little bit.,"Yes, I’ve been up since 2 am and I’m so mad :(",What time is it for you now?
52900,"Yes, I’ve been up since 2 am and I’m so mad :(",What time is it for you now?,750 am. You?
52901,What time is it for you now?,750 am. You?,8 50
52902,750 am. You?,8 50,We should get some sleep 💤
52903,8 50,We should get some sleep 💤,"Nah, the sun has Ben up since 6. It's far too late"
52904,It's 4 am and I can't sleep. I'm looking out the window and drinking a little bit.,Hi! Have you ever tried watching ASMR videos? They helped me a lot!,"They give me goosebumps, can't watch them"
52905,Hi! Have you ever tried watching ASMR videos? They helped me a lot!,"They give me goosebumps, can't watch them","Well kinda that's the point, but in a non creepy way..."
52906,"They give me goosebumps, can't watch them","Well kinda that's the point, but in a non creepy way...",It's just uncomfortable
52907,"Well kinda that's the point, but in a non creepy way...",It's just uncomfortable,[removed]
52908,I stand by my statement now and forever: putting away clean laundry is one of the most boring household tasks ever,I'm procrastinating that very chore by scrolling through reddit right now.,Fresh sheet night is a great night!
52909,I'm procrastinating that very chore by scrolling through reddit right now.,Fresh sheet night is a great night!,That’s naked night !
52910,Fresh sheet night is a great night!,That’s naked night !,....go on....?
52911,I'm procrastinating that very chore by scrolling through reddit right now.,Fresh sheet night is a great night!,Especially after a shower... you just feel so clean!
52912,I'm procrastinating that very chore by scrolling through reddit right now.,Fresh sheet night is a great night!,I can’t wait to wash my sheets this week.
52913,It’s my birthday and I’ll probably end up spending it alone because people forget about it lol,Happy birthday!  I’m going to have a cupcake in your honor today.,I would want nothing more
52914,Happy birthday!  I’m going to have a cupcake in your honor today.,I would want nothing more,If it helps. I'l raise a cake pop in your honor and sing the birthday song.
52915,It’s my birthday and I’ll probably end up spending it alone because people forget about it lol,Happy birthday! How old are you if you don’t mind me asking?,23!
52916,Happy birthday! How old are you if you don’t mind me asking?,23!,Do you feel any older? I remember when I was 23. I definitely felt more adult by then.
52917,It’s my birthday and I’ll probably end up spending it alone because people forget about it lol,"Happy birthday mate, mine was yesterday ! Almost everyone forgot as well haha","Hey, so is mine! My dad's is tomorrow though, I need to go get him something today."
52918,"Happy birthday mate, mine was yesterday ! Almost everyone forgot as well haha","Hey, so is mine! My dad's is tomorrow though, I need to go get him something today.",Haha good luck and happy birthday to you both 🥰
52919,It’s my birthday and I’ll probably end up spending it alone because people forget about it lol,I turned 50 today. I feel your pain.,Happy birthday!!!!
52920,I turned 50 today. I feel your pain.,Happy birthday!!!!,Thanks!
52921,We are losing winter.,"Hey, just your casual reminder to use the metric system!","Thanks, but no thanks."
52922,"Hey, just your casual reminder to use the metric system!","Thanks, but no thanks.",Shameful
52923,Does anyone else like it when someone says your name?,"I used to, but not so much anymore. My name is Alexa.",I like Alexa! It’s actually one of my favorite girl names haha
52924,"I used to, but not so much anymore. My name is Alexa.",I like Alexa! It’s actually one of my favorite girl names haha,"Thank you! I like my name, too, but the feeling has been bittersweet since Amazon hijacked it."
52925,Does anyone else like it when someone says your name?,Being closeted trans. I hate my name being used. :(,"I noticed one of these... :( 



 So here take this... :D"
52926,Being closeted trans. I hate my name being used. :(,"I noticed one of these... :( 



 So here take this... :D",ah yes. Thank you bot. All of my problems have disappeared.
52927,"Is it just me, or was Christmas kinda off this year?",Yeah Christmas was shit,Straight to the point.
52928,Yeah Christmas was shit,Straight to the point.,"It really was, though. No food, no guests, no presents, no celebration..."
52929,"I’m so excited for tomorrow, simply for the fact that I won’t have to listen to Christmas music anymore",I think it continues till the sales  end,Playing Christmas music after December 25th should be illegal.
52930,I think it continues till the sales  end,Playing Christmas music after December 25th should be illegal.,I will sign the petition
52931,I think it continues till the sales  end,Playing Christmas music after December 25th should be illegal.,And before December 1st should be a crime against humanity.
52932,I think it continues till the sales  end,Playing Christmas music after December 25th should be illegal.,"In my country we have second Christmas day the 26th, I am so done already :))"
52933,I think it continues till the sales  end,Playing Christmas music after December 25th should be illegal.,"In our country
Christmas music starts October."
52934,"I’m so excited for tomorrow, simply for the fact that I won’t have to listen to Christmas music anymore",I work at Lowe’s and. It gets pretty annoying specially when you get the song stuck in your head,I would literally go to the hand tool section and jam a screwdriver in each ear.
52935,I work at Lowe’s and. It gets pretty annoying specially when you get the song stuck in your head,I would literally go to the hand tool section and jam a screwdriver in each ear.,But there is an aisle with ear plugs...
52936,I would literally go to the hand tool section and jam a screwdriver in each ear.,But there is an aisle with ear plugs...,Why bother with a temporary solution? What if there are no ear plugs next Christmas?
52937,My funniest racism experience in China,Lmaoooo Eminem?? You should have put her onto some real rap,"Lol, she didn’t look ready for Cardi B."
52938,Lmaoooo Eminem?? You should have put her onto some real rap,"Lol, she didn’t look ready for Cardi B.",Iggy Izzz
52939,My funniest racism experience in China,Lmaoooo Eminem?? You should have put her onto some real rap,"Yeah, like macklemore /s"
52940,Lmaoooo Eminem?? You should have put her onto some real rap,"Yeah, like macklemore /s",good one!
52941,My funniest racism experience in China,"&gt; you can’t be mad at ignorance.


Can’t I?","Maybe now, after reading your comment, YES!"
52942,"&gt; you can’t be mad at ignorance.


Can’t I?","Maybe now, after reading your comment, YES!",You’re awesome:)
52943,My dad is giving me the best Christmas present I could never ask for,Awe congratulations! Best dad award !!,Absolutely! He’s turning 60 this year so I’m going to go all out for his birthday
52944,Awe congratulations! Best dad award !!,Absolutely! He’s turning 60 this year so I’m going to go all out for his birthday,Best wishes for both!
52945,My dad is giving me the best Christmas present I could never ask for,Up doots  for dad!,So many updoots for dad!!!
52946,Up doots  for dad!,So many updoots for dad!!!,All the updoots.
52947,To everyone feeling lonely tonight,"Appreciate the thought, but it really does nothing for me. It doesn’t make me feel less alone.","What do you need, right in that moment?"
52948,"Appreciate the thought, but it really does nothing for me. It doesn’t make me feel less alone.","What do you need, right in that moment?","probably someone who actually loves and cares for them, not a stranger lying out of pity"
52949,"What do you need, right in that moment?","probably someone who actually loves and cares for them, not a stranger lying out of pity",Yeah right on the nose
52950,"Does anyone else get lonely and when they finally go out and socialise with friends, you just regret going out?",I do when those friends are shitheads,[removed]
52951,I do when those friends are shitheads,[removed],Then why are you feeling lonely?
52952,[removed],Then why are you feeling lonely?,Dunno I guess I crave interaction until I realise how much I hate it again
52953,I just stopped a carjacking,You gonna lock your doors now?,Didn't get much of a choice in the matter since I can't reach the door lock from my seat
52954,You gonna lock your doors now?,Didn't get much of a choice in the matter since I can't reach the door lock from my seat,Meant from now on.
52955,Didn't get much of a choice in the matter since I can't reach the door lock from my seat,Meant from now on.,Yeah and I still don't get a choice in the matter if I'm in the backseat.
52956,Meant from now on.,Yeah and I still don't get a choice in the matter if I'm in the backseat.,"Argh. You “all”. 
Lol
Merry Christmas"
52957,I just stopped a carjacking,You're awesome!,Thank you!
52958,You're awesome!,Thank you!,How happy was your Mom btw?!
52959,Thank you!,How happy was your Mom btw?!,"I woulfn't use the word ""happy"" more terrified, proud, scared for my life, etc:"
52960,I just stopped a carjacking,Did everyone clap after?,No?
52961,Did everyone clap after?,No?,"He’s saying he doesn’t believe you. I’m not saying that btw, I’m just translating."
52962,No?,"He’s saying he doesn’t believe you. I’m not saying that btw, I’m just translating.",[removed]
52963,I just stopped a carjacking,Your FBI agent is taking notes,Out of curiosity what makes you think so?
52964,Your FBI agent is taking notes,Out of curiosity what makes you think so?,Yes
52965,Out of curiosity what makes you think so?,Yes,r/InclusiveOr
52966,Yes,r/InclusiveOr,r/yes
52967,r/InclusiveOr,r/yes,_slaps_
52968,"I like airports, am I alone?","I like planes, I like flying, I like airports, I like it all. Now I'm an aerospace engineer.",do you even like airplane food?
52969,"I like planes, I like flying, I like airports, I like it all. Now I'm an aerospace engineer.",do you even like airplane food?,i like the snacks they give us
52970,do you even like airplane food?,i like the snacks they give us,"Exactly, who doesn't love soda and pretzels?!"
52971,i like the snacks they give us,"Exactly, who doesn't love soda and pretzels?!",Celiacs. :(
52972,"Exactly, who doesn't love soda and pretzels?!",Celiacs. :(,"I noticed one of these... :( 



 So here take this... :D"
52973,Celiacs. :(,"I noticed one of these... :( 



 So here take this... :D",:p
52974,My daughter is on a date. She just messaged me to tell me it's going okay.,"Damn, lil dude made her pay her own way. Gangsta shit.","Haha, that was her choice.  They're 13 - it's not like he's making 6 figures!"
52975,"Damn, lil dude made her pay her own way. Gangsta shit.","Haha, that was her choice.  They're 13 - it's not like he's making 6 figures!",Hahaha she needs to find herself a lil Bruce Wayne
52976,"Damn, lil dude made her pay her own way. Gangsta shit.","Haha, that was her choice.  They're 13 - it's not like he's making 6 figures!",Good for her :) It’s both considerate and independent—both good qualities to have.
52977,My daughter is on a date. She just messaged me to tell me it's going okay.,Oh this just warms the cockles of my cold dead whore heart. So lovely!,The hell?
52978,Oh this just warms the cockles of my cold dead whore heart. So lovely!,The hell?,Hmmm?
52979,My daughter is on a date. She just messaged me to tell me it's going okay.,Dang they're only 13?,Don't worry - it's a PG movie.
52980,Dang they're only 13?,Don't worry - it's a PG movie.,Lmao
52981,Dang they're only 13?,Don't worry - it's a PG movie.,Bruh
52982,"Slow day at work, what are you up to?",Waiting for my train to leave. So glad to be off work for a few days.,Lucky! I only get Christmas off 😭
52983,Waiting for my train to leave. So glad to be off work for a few days.,Lucky! I only get Christmas off 😭,Hope you have a great day. Lots of food: :) and time with loved ones.
52984,"Slow day at work, what are you up to?","Wrapped most of the presents last night 

Took forever","I made ""reinbeer""  last night for the daycare people turned out fantastic!"
52985,"Wrapped most of the presents last night 

Took forever","I made ""reinbeer""  last night for the daycare people turned out fantastic!",Might I ask what that is? Sounds fun!
52986,"I made ""reinbeer""  last night for the daycare people turned out fantastic!",Might I ask what that is? Sounds fun!,Bottls of beer turned into reindeer
52987,"If you're feeling unseen, like nobody will listen to you, I'm here for you. I will attentively read and kindly reply to all of your comments. What are you struggling with?",I bet you won't read this due to amount of comments here.,"Not OP, but I've been doing my best."
52988,I bet you won't read this due to amount of comments here.,"Not OP, but I've been doing my best.",I appreciate your attempt.
52989,"If you're feeling unseen, like nobody will listen to you, I'm here for you. I will attentively read and kindly reply to all of your comments. What are you struggling with?",I'm still going to get ignored knowing my luck lmao,"Nope, I see you. Anything you want or need to talk about?"
52990,I'm still going to get ignored knowing my luck lmao,"Nope, I see you. Anything you want or need to talk about?",No thank you
52991,"If you're feeling unseen, like nobody will listen to you, I'm here for you. I will attentively read and kindly reply to all of your comments. What are you struggling with?",Had to break up with my girlfriend and I feel like shit.,We're here listening if you wanna talk. Alternatively you can go on r/Breakup for a catharsis
52992,Had to break up with my girlfriend and I feel like shit.,We're here listening if you wanna talk. Alternatively you can go on r/Breakup for a catharsis,Eh it’s all good.
52993,"If you're feeling unseen, like nobody will listen to you, I'm here for you. I will attentively read and kindly reply to all of your comments. What are you struggling with?",My bird just died. I don’t really want to talk about it but I want someone to know.,"I'm sorry, may he rest in peace."
52994,My bird just died. I don’t really want to talk about it but I want someone to know.,"I'm sorry, may he rest in peace.",Thank you!
52995,"If you're feeling unseen, like nobody will listen to you, I'm here for you. I will attentively read and kindly reply to all of your comments. What are you struggling with?",My bird just died. I don’t really want to talk about it but I want someone to know.,I’m sorry for your loss.
52996,My bird just died. I don’t really want to talk about it but I want someone to know.,I’m sorry for your loss.,Thanks guys
52997,"If you're feeling unseen, like nobody will listen to you, I'm here for you. I will attentively read and kindly reply to all of your comments. What are you struggling with?","My asshole literally won't stop bleeding.

This is not a problem I ever expected to have.",Go to the doc
52998,"My asshole literally won't stop bleeding.

This is not a problem I ever expected to have.",Go to the doc,I practically live there anymore. It's been a hell of a year.
52999,Go to the doc,I practically live there anymore. It's been a hell of a year.,Maybe it's diet related?
53000,"If you're feeling unseen, like nobody will listen to you, I'm here for you. I will attentively read and kindly reply to all of your comments. What are you struggling with?",Let's see if I actually being unseen.,❤️
53001,Let's see if I actually being unseen.,❤️,Ty
53002,❤️,Ty,"Prove me Wrong - OC, Apollo Brown"
53003,"If you're feeling unseen, like nobody will listen to you, I'm here for you. I will attentively read and kindly reply to all of your comments. What are you struggling with?",The fact I’ve only got 1.5 days left here on this planet.,That’s when your spaceship launches? Sweet!
53004,The fact I’ve only got 1.5 days left here on this planet.,That’s when your spaceship launches? Sweet!,You could call it that.
53005,"If you're feeling unseen, like nobody will listen to you, I'm here for you. I will attentively read and kindly reply to all of your comments. What are you struggling with?",Everything I do - I fail. Everybody is mad at me and I feel useless...,You are NOT useless! You are awesome!
53006,Everything I do - I fail. Everybody is mad at me and I feel useless...,You are NOT useless! You are awesome!,"Well, thanks for thinking that I am awesome =)"
53007,You are NOT useless! You are awesome!,"Well, thanks for thinking that I am awesome =)",I know it!
53008,"If you're feeling unseen, like nobody will listen to you, I'm here for you. I will attentively read and kindly reply to all of your comments. What are you struggling with?",I'm lonely and too shy to go out,"I totally feel that, do you mind if I ask what grade (if you’re still in school) you are in?"
53009,I'm lonely and too shy to go out,"I totally feel that, do you mind if I ask what grade (if you’re still in school) you are in?",12th grade
53010,"If you're feeling unseen, like nobody will listen to you, I'm here for you. I will attentively read and kindly reply to all of your comments. What are you struggling with?",Yeah good luck getting to all the comments. Doubt you'll even read mine,"OP might not get to it, but I did. What's your favorite arcade game?"
53011,Yeah good luck getting to all the comments. Doubt you'll even read mine,"OP might not get to it, but I did. What's your favorite arcade game?",Metal Slug X
53012,"If you're feeling unseen, like nobody will listen to you, I'm here for you. I will attentively read and kindly reply to all of your comments. What are you struggling with?",Just seeing if your still here. That’s all,"I dunno about OP, but I'm here if you want to talk."
53013,Just seeing if your still here. That’s all,"I dunno about OP, but I'm here if you want to talk.",You the real mvp
53014,"If you're feeling unseen, like nobody will listen to you, I'm here for you. I will attentively read and kindly reply to all of your comments. What are you struggling with?",I feel like a poo poo,You're not a poo poo. You're a beautiful person and don't you forget it.
53015,I feel like a poo poo,You're not a poo poo. You're a beautiful person and don't you forget it.,:)
53016,"If you're feeling unseen, like nobody will listen to you, I'm here for you. I will attentively read and kindly reply to all of your comments. What are you struggling with?","This has blown up but i doubt you’ll see my comment now , have a very merry Christmas friend","Not OP, but Merry Christmas to you too!"
53017,"This has blown up but i doubt you’ll see my comment now , have a very merry Christmas friend","Not OP, but Merry Christmas to you too!",Merry Christmas buddy!
53018,"If you're feeling unseen, like nobody will listen to you, I'm here for you. I will attentively read and kindly reply to all of your comments. What are you struggling with?","This has blown up but i doubt you’ll see my comment now , have a very merry Christmas friend",merry christmas :)
53019,"This has blown up but i doubt you’ll see my comment now , have a very merry Christmas friend",merry christmas :),Merry Christmas yall!
53020,"If you're feeling unseen, like nobody will listen to you, I'm here for you. I will attentively read and kindly reply to all of your comments. What are you struggling with?",I just need a hug.,"That a strong need, I’m not gone11gone11 but I would give you a hug!"
53021,I just need a hug.,"That a strong need, I’m not gone11gone11 but I would give you a hug!",Thank you!
53022,"If you're feeling unseen, like nobody will listen to you, I'm here for you. I will attentively read and kindly reply to all of your comments. What are you struggling with?","I'm unemployed, can't get a job after that last one, and idek what's wrong with me",There's nothing wrong with you. You just haven't found a good fit yet. Everything will work out.
53023,"I'm unemployed, can't get a job after that last one, and idek what's wrong with me",There's nothing wrong with you. You just haven't found a good fit yet. Everything will work out.,Thanks
53024,I think I just experienced America.,America is NOT Twitter or Reddit. Totally agree OP.,Sorry OP you're blind to the realities of this country.
53025,America is NOT Twitter or Reddit. Totally agree OP.,Sorry OP you're blind to the realities of this country.,Which are?
53026,I think I just experienced America.,A restaurant is how you people gage the racism in america????,"&gt;gage

Is that how you spell “gauge”?"
53027,A restaurant is how you people gage the racism in america????,"&gt;gage

Is that how you spell “gauge”?",The u won't make the cringe in this post go away.
53028,A restaurant is how you people gage the racism in america????,"&gt;gage

Is that how you spell “gauge”?","No, he means Gage, the zombie baby from Pet Sematary."
53029,I think I just experienced America.,Until you go to the doctor and meet reality.,"Wait, what happens when you go to the doctor?"
53030,Until you go to the doctor and meet reality.,"Wait, what happens when you go to the doctor?",Huge medical bill
53031,I think I just experienced America.,It’s still the greatest country on earth,"I mean, not by any useful metric, but you do you."
53032,It’s still the greatest country on earth,"I mean, not by any useful metric, but you do you.",The metric of the average freedom boner of true Americans. You fucking cocksmuggler
53033,My 10 year old sister just pranked me good.,How old are you? This is so cute lol,I am 24
53034,How old are you? This is so cute lol,I am 24,"Haha, hope to see an update post of your revenge :)"
53035,"I (60M) am an artist. I met this guy today, and he recognized my name immediately, and said that he had researched my work online.",That's great man! When can we expect to read about how your art sold for 2.7 million dollars?,About a hundred years after I die.
53036,That's great man! When can we expect to read about how your art sold for 2.7 million dollars?,About a hundred years after I die.,"*Sigh.* 

Sadly the world is slow to recognize your genius."
53037,That's great man! When can we expect to read about how your art sold for 2.7 million dollars?,About a hundred years after I die.,So 2121?
53038,"I (60M) am an artist. I met this guy today, and he recognized my name immediately, and said that he had researched my work online.",Bro I took a quick look at your profile and damn dude you’re really talented,Thank you
53039,Bro I took a quick look at your profile and damn dude you’re really talented,Thank you,"Rather attractive, too."
53040,Thank you,"Rather attractive, too.",Glad someone else said it.
53041,"Rather attractive, too.",Glad someone else said it.,Right?!
53042,Thank you,"Rather attractive, too.",Thanks.  I'm actually totally undateable.  Cannot get a girlfriend at all.
53043,"Rather attractive, too.",Thanks.  I'm actually totally undateable.  Cannot get a girlfriend at all.,Unable or unwilling?
53044,"I (60M) am an artist. I met this guy today, and he recognized my name immediately, and said that he had researched my work online.",I want a cockroach painting so bad! You're super talented man.,I'll probably never paint a second one.
53045,I want a cockroach painting so bad! You're super talented man.,I'll probably never paint a second one.,Can't wait to see what you do next!
53046,I want a cockroach painting so bad! You're super talented man.,I'll probably never paint a second one.,Will you paint me a potatoe bug?
53047,I want a cockroach painting so bad! You're super talented man.,I'll probably never paint a second one.,I second this. I absolutely love the cockroach painting. I would totally buy a print.
53048,"I (60M) am an artist. I met this guy today, and he recognized my name immediately, and said that he had researched my work online.",Hey you're the cockroach guy! I saw your work!,Imagine this statement without context.
53049,Hey you're the cockroach guy! I saw your work!,Imagine this statement without context.,Hey!  You’re Gregor Samsa!
53050,"I (60M) am an artist. I met this guy today, and he recognized my name immediately, and said that he had researched my work online.",Does 60M stand for 60 years old and male?,Yes.  It's used on a lot of subs.  I thought it was universal.
53051,Does 60M stand for 60 years old and male?,Yes.  It's used on a lot of subs.  I thought it was universal.,It's universal. Just double checking
53052,My cat woke me up at 6:30 am,love this 💛,"Me too, so sweet. ❤"
53053,love this 💛,"Me too, so sweet. ❤",Fuckin adorable 💚
53054,"Me too, so sweet. ❤",Fuckin adorable 💚,So cute💜
53055,Fuckin adorable 💚,So cute💜,The absolute best 💙
53056,So cute💜,The absolute best 💙,🧡Orange heart
53057,The absolute best 💙,🧡Orange heart,🤍White heart
53058,🧡Orange heart,🤍White heart,♥️
53059,🤍White heart,♥️,***you ruined it***
53060,♥️,***you ruined it***,Everything heart is accepted 💟
53061,***you ruined it***,Everything heart is accepted 💟,💜
53062,Everything heart is accepted 💟,💜,💖
53063,💜,💖,💕
53064,💖,💕,# INSERT BIG HEART
53065,💕,# INSERT BIG HEART,^(small heart)
53066,# INSERT BIG HEART,^(small heart),💔
53067,^(small heart),💔,# 💛
53068,🧡Orange heart,🤍White heart,🖤 Black heart muahaha
53069,🤍White heart,🖤 Black heart muahaha,🤎 poop heart :D
53070,🖤 Black heart muahaha,🤎 poop heart :D,Now form into heartron!!
53071,🧡Orange heart,🤍White heart,🤟🤚sunset heart hands
53072,🤍White heart,🤟🤚sunset heart hands,From the Instagram boyfriend ad?
53073,🤟🤚sunset heart hands,From the Instagram boyfriend ad?,Makes me cringe everytime i see it
53074,My cat woke me up at 6:30 am,You have been accepted as a good owner. You may now join the club.,Your comment isn't allowed to be upvoted anymore lol
53075,You have been accepted as a good owner. You may now join the club.,Your comment isn't allowed to be upvoted anymore lol,Hey. I just speak cat. I was reading and that's what my cat said your cat said.
53076,My cat woke me up at 6:30 am,"That's lovely. But also keep a closer eye on her, she might be sick.","Thanks

She's healthy though, went to the vet a couple of weeks ago :)"
53077,"That's lovely. But also keep a closer eye on her, she might be sick.","Thanks

She's healthy though, went to the vet a couple of weeks ago :)",In that case. That's even more cool.
53078,My cat woke me up at 6:30 am,"&gt;cat mom

cringe",And it's a cringe I won't be ashamed of :)
53079,"&gt;cat mom

cringe",And it's a cringe I won't be ashamed of :),Having cats is fine dude but calling yourself their mom is weird
53080,And it's a cringe I won't be ashamed of :),Having cats is fine dude but calling yourself their mom is weird,Meh
53081,2000 questions. Pick a number and I’ll give you a question to answer.,846,What is the nicest thing a stranger has ever done for you?
53082,846,What is the nicest thing a stranger has ever done for you?,Paid for another coffee for me from a vending machine after the first one got stuck
53083,2000 questions. Pick a number and I’ll give you a question to answer.,579,"If you were in charge, what 3 items would be in your office vending machine?"
53084,579,"If you were in charge, what 3 items would be in your office vending machine?","1. Sugar-free energy drink.
2. Dark orange chocolate.
3. Cheese and onion sandwich."
53085,"If you were in charge, what 3 items would be in your office vending machine?","1. Sugar-free energy drink.
2. Dark orange chocolate.
3. Cheese and onion sandwich.","That sounds better than the Doritos, Milky Ways, and Mountain Dews in my work vending machine."
53086,2000 questions. Pick a number and I’ll give you a question to answer.,5,What is your current state of mind?
53087,5,What is your current state of mind?,"I’m excited 
For this new year and all it’s going to happen in it :D"
53088,What is your current state of mind?,"I’m excited 
For this new year and all it’s going to happen in it :D",I hope it does!
53089,"I’m excited 
For this new year and all it’s going to happen in it :D",I hope it does!,Thanks!
53090,2000 questions. Pick a number and I’ll give you a question to answer.,1216,Do you like to travel?
53091,1216,Do you like to travel?,"Despite having a lot of travel anxiety, I love to travel."
53092,2000 questions. Pick a number and I’ll give you a question to answer.,777,When you meet a new person do you like to talk about yourself or prefer to let them talk?
53093,777,When you meet a new person do you like to talk about yourself or prefer to let them talk?,nice question! i prefer to let them talk almost all the time
53094,2000 questions. Pick a number and I’ll give you a question to answer.,1999? If it's been taken then 20,Have you ever been a bartender? Would you?
53095,1999? If it's been taken then 20,Have you ever been a bartender? Would you?,No I haven't but I think I would.
53096,2000 questions. Pick a number and I’ll give you a question to answer.,3,What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
53097,3,What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?,"I have a loud mouth and can’t help it it seems. I’m only 20 though, working on it."
53098,What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?,"I have a loud mouth and can’t help it it seems. I’m only 20 though, working on it.",I have the opposite problem. I’m also working on it.
53099,2000 questions. Pick a number and I’ll give you a question to answer.,41,"Have you ever eaten a whole tube of Pringle’s
To yourself?"
53100,41,"Have you ever eaten a whole tube of Pringle’s
To yourself?",Nope.  I've come close though.  : )
53101,2000 questions. Pick a number and I’ll give you a question to answer.,1746,How would you describe your sense of humor in one word?
53102,1746,How would you describe your sense of humor in one word?,Unique
53103,2000 questions. Pick a number and I’ll give you a question to answer.,1991,What do you think is the most beautiful word?
53104,1991,What do you think is the most beautiful word?,Soliloquy. You? Anyone else?
53105,What do you think is the most beautiful word?,Soliloquy. You? Anyone else?,I like that word too. It's my dad's nick name for me when I talk too much. 😀
53106,2000 questions. Pick a number and I’ll give you a question to answer.,4,What is your greatest extravagance?
53107,4,What is your greatest extravagance?,spending all my mons on soda
53108,2000 questions. Pick a number and I’ll give you a question to answer.,617,How impulsive are you and what are you most impulsive with?
53109,617,How impulsive are you and what are you most impulsive with?,I'm not a very impulsive person. Except for shopping but as I get older that is even going away.
53110,777,When you meet a new person do you like to talk about yourself or prefer to let them talk?,"I let them talk, and respond based on what they say so that they feel important."
53111,2000 questions. Pick a number and I’ll give you a question to answer.,1525,At this particular moment whom do you miss most?
53112,1525,At this particular moment whom do you miss most?,A girlfriend
53113,2000 questions. Pick a number and I’ll give you a question to answer.,ummm 707 th.,Have you ever been in a newspaper?
53114,ummm 707 th.,Have you ever been in a newspaper?,does it counts if it is only my picture but not an article about me?
53115,2000 questions. Pick a number and I’ll give you a question to answer.,1018 pls.,Are you a giver or receiver?
53116,1018 pls.,Are you a giver or receiver?,Pffft simple! BOTH! One giveth and one shall receivethhhhhh....
53117,Are you a giver or receiver?,Pffft simple! BOTH! One giveth and one shall receivethhhhhh....,Haha. As it should be.
53118,2000 questions. Pick a number and I’ll give you a question to answer.,1250?,"If you participated tomorrow, could you win a spelling bee?"
53119,1250?,"If you participated tomorrow, could you win a spelling bee?","I can’t even spell “probably” without autocorrect, so I don’t think so."
53120,2000 questions. Pick a number and I’ll give you a question to answer.,737,"If you had to create chapters in your diary or journal, name 3 chapters."
53121,737,"If you had to create chapters in your diary or journal, name 3 chapters.","1. How i see it and why.
2. What it turns out to be.
3. Changes it gave me."
53122,"If you had to create chapters in your diary or journal, name 3 chapters.","1. How i see it and why.
2. What it turns out to be.
3. Changes it gave me.",I’d read it.
53123,"My friends and I are in our 20's. We were recently in a candy store and getting super excited about all the candy and trying to decide which ones to buy. An elderly woman, perhaps around 90, came up to us and told us how happy she was to see how ""you young adults have not lost your inner child"".",This is so precious!,saroarsoars91.... are you.... are you the old lady from the candy store??
53124,This is so precious!,saroarsoars91.... are you.... are you the old lady from the candy store??,Yes...yes I am...how did you guess?!
53125,"My friends and I are in our 20's. We were recently in a candy store and getting super excited about all the candy and trying to decide which ones to buy. An elderly woman, perhaps around 90, came up to us and told us how happy she was to see how ""you young adults have not lost your inner child"".",I’m 35 and I find joy in very little and am tired.  I hate it but I don’t know what to do,You need to go to Disneyland.
53126,I’m 35 and I find joy in very little and am tired.  I hate it but I don’t know what to do,You need to go to Disneyland.,Need to do something
53127,"My friends and I are in our 20's. We were recently in a candy store and getting super excited about all the candy and trying to decide which ones to buy. An elderly woman, perhaps around 90, came up to us and told us how happy she was to see how ""you young adults have not lost your inner child"".",Saved this post  to look at when i get sad,"Oh my gosh, you are my favorite person right now."
53128,Saved this post  to look at when i get sad,"Oh my gosh, you are my favorite person right now.",No u 😭
53129,"Oh my gosh, you are my favorite person right now.",No u 😭,No you =)
53130,"My friends and I are in our 20's. We were recently in a candy store and getting super excited about all the candy and trying to decide which ones to buy. An elderly woman, perhaps around 90, came up to us and told us how happy she was to see how ""you young adults have not lost your inner child"".","I'm going to be 61 on Tuesday. In my mind, I am 17. My body feels old, but I'm a kid.","Happy birthday! (in a couple days, haha)"
53131,"I'm going to be 61 on Tuesday. In my mind, I am 17. My body feels old, but I'm a kid.","Happy birthday! (in a couple days, haha)",Thank you!! How very thoughtful of you!
53132,I made a woman in my office cry because I brought in cookies,Why was this removed?!,Apparently he wasn’t engaging in conversation with those that commented. 😅
53133,Why was this removed?!,Apparently he wasn’t engaging in conversation with those that commented. 😅,Thanks! I was wondering that same thing
53134,"In ten words or less, what is the meaning of your username?",Did I mention I'm the great Stone dragon?,How do we know you aren't just a rake who likes to get stoned
53135,Did I mention I'm the great Stone dragon?,How do we know you aren't just a rake who likes to get stoned,"Well, first of all, I'm female......"
53136,How do we know you aren't just a rake who likes to get stoned,"Well, first of all, I'm female......","Mary J doesn't discriminate. Male, female.... Rakes... Everyone's included. 😁👍"
53137,"In ten words or less, what is the meaning of your username?",i have epilepsy and i’m a devil worshiper,12!!!
53138,i have epilepsy and i’m a devil worshiper,12!!!,i’m a devil worshiping epileptic that likes pizza
53139,"In ten words or less, what is the meaning of your username?",I like Pink Floyd. I like Star Trek. Pink Trek.,Star Floyd
53140,I like Pink Floyd. I like Star Trek. Pink Trek.,Star Floyd,Already taken ;)
53141,I wish making friends was easier.,You sweety can DM me here anytime you feel lonely,Alright! Is there anything in particular you like? Everyone has likes.
53142,You sweety can DM me here anytime you feel lonely,Alright! Is there anything in particular you like? Everyone has likes.,Well i love books and stories... Who doesn't love stories right
53143,What is so wrong with me that no one talks with me very long?,You can find people here that will be very pleased to have a conversation with you.,Are you one of them?
53144,You can find people here that will be very pleased to have a conversation with you.,Are you one of them?,"If you want to talk, I’m open."
53145,Are you one of them?,"If you want to talk, I’m open.",Should we talk through comments or PM? I'd love to talk.
53146,"If you want to talk, I’m open.",Should we talk through comments or PM? I'd love to talk.,Let’s talk on pm
53147,My band just released a new EP on Spotify at Midnight and it's already got 100 streams!! So excited,"Gave it a listen, giving me serious early 2000s Arctic Monkeys vibes. Love it x",Yeah even the logo
53148,"Gave it a listen, giving me serious early 2000s Arctic Monkeys vibes. Love it x",Yeah even the logo,"Thank you for checking my band out man, I love wolves even more now &lt;3"
53149,My band just released a new EP on Spotify at Midnight and it's already got 100 streams!! So excited,What genre is it? I might give it a listen,Think arctic monkeys and you’re there
53150,What genre is it? I might give it a listen,Think arctic monkeys and you’re there,I can't remember if I like them or not...
53151,Think arctic monkeys and you’re there,I can't remember if I like them or not...,Teddy picker etc
53152,I can't remember if I like them or not...,Teddy picker etc,I'll just listen to them
53153,Teddy picker etc,I'll just listen to them,Would be an idea.
53154,My band just released a new EP on Spotify at Midnight and it's already got 100 streams!! So excited,Where in England are you based?,I think they said Sheffield in an earlier comment
53155,Where in England are you based?,I think they said Sheffield in an earlier comment,"Yeah Hercurly is right, were based around Sheffield :)"
53156,Isn't it so fucking cool that birds are dinosaurs?,"Yes, and that their variety is beautiful.","Their differing kinds really amaze me, especially the colourful ones"
53157,"Yes, and that their variety is beautiful.","Their differing kinds really amaze me, especially the colourful ones",Featherless ones are essentially humans as well!
53158,Isn't it so fucking cool that birds are dinosaurs?,Everything that is alive came from dinosaurs. Not just birds.,Not entirely true. Crocodilians evolved before the dinosaurs and still exist to this day
53159,Everything that is alive came from dinosaurs. Not just birds.,Not entirely true. Crocodilians evolved before the dinosaurs and still exist to this day,"Crocodiles are Archosaurs, as are birds and dinosaurs. Regardless, that isn't my point."
53160,Not entirely true. Crocodilians evolved before the dinosaurs and still exist to this day,"Crocodiles are Archosaurs, as are birds and dinosaurs. Regardless, that isn't my point.",I'm confused as to what your point is
53161,"My 97-year-old grandma is healthy, sound of mind... and incredibly bored. How can I help her find more excitement in life?",MAKE her take up painting again,"No! She's an adult and can do what she likes. You could ask her to teach you, though."
53162,MAKE her take up painting again,"No! She's an adult and can do what she likes. You could ask her to teach you, though.",Ok what's her reddit
53163,Wendy's Chicken Nugget prices have caused me an excessive amount of stress in my life,"Burger King have the best deal! 

10 for $1.49

But McDonald’s taste the best","But like, they aren't edible"
53164,"Burger King have the best deal! 

10 for $1.49

But McDonald’s taste the best","But like, they aren't edible",From Burger King? Ehh it’s not bad for its price ... taste like dry tofu
53165,My pet bird woke me up in the cutest way possible,"This is why I love birds, they are so cute! But they can be really mean to so :/","They are quite unpredictable, right?"
53166,"This is why I love birds, they are so cute! But they can be really mean to so :/","They are quite unpredictable, right?",Ya haha
53167,My pet bird woke me up in the cutest way possible,Does it like mangos? Random question.,I tried to feed him mango once and he loved it!
53168,Does it like mangos? Random question.,I tried to feed him mango once and he loved it!,Aww
53169,green is an underrated colour,unfortunately green is not a creative colour,What’s your favorite idea? Mine is thinking creatively.
53170,unfortunately green is not a creative colour,What’s your favorite idea? Mine is thinking creatively.,How do you get that idea?
53171,What’s your favorite idea? Mine is thinking creatively.,How do you get that idea?,I just try to think creatively
53172,Why is chocolate milk so fucking good?,Because it's liquid CHOCOLATE,ITS SO FUCKING GOOD
53173,Because it's liquid CHOCOLATE,ITS SO FUCKING GOOD,Yes. 24 y old and still drinking not gonna stop now...!
53174,ITS SO FUCKING GOOD,Yes. 24 y old and still drinking not gonna stop now...!,"50 y old and still drinking choc milk, not going to stop."
53175,Why is chocolate milk so fucking good?,Oak is the bomb!!,It's like Jesus is ejaculating in my mouth
53176,Oak is the bomb!!,It's like Jesus is ejaculating in my mouth,"You could say, it’s his second coming?"
53177,It's like Jesus is ejaculating in my mouth,"You could say, it’s his second coming?","bro.

&amp;#x200B;

&amp;#x200B;

nice one."
53178,Oak is the bomb!!,It's like Jesus is ejaculating in my mouth,"mate, point to the doll... where did the man calling himself jesus jizz in you?"
53179,Why is chocolate milk so fucking good?,chocolate milk comes from brown cows🦙,That’s a llama
53180,chocolate milk comes from brown cows🦙,That’s a llama,i peeped that. i swear i hit the cow emoji. but when i posted it turned into a llama🐄
53181,It’s been a good morning,Happy birthday!!,Thank you!! Happy Wednesday!
53182,Happy birthday!!,Thank you!! Happy Wednesday!,Thank you so much! You as well!
53183,It’s been a good morning,I’m planning on doing the same thing with my mom!,You are a great kid!
53184,I’m planning on doing the same thing with my mom!,You are a great kid!,"Haha, thanks! I try my best"
53185,It’s been a good morning,Happy birthday!,I officially have username envy.  It’s quite perfect.
53186,Happy birthday!,I officially have username envy.  It’s quite perfect.,We might be two drinks at a ginger themed bar.
53187,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",Congratulations!!,Thank you.
53188,Congratulations!!,Thank you.,And such great timing too!
53189,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",Congratulations!    I am glad another child has found a family.,Lovely sentiment and we're so gald we found her
53190,Congratulations!    I am glad another child has found a family.,Lovely sentiment and we're so gald we found her,[deleted]
53191,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",so they are like fucking gay or something?,I mean yeah. But who cares?
53192,so they are like fucking gay or something?,I mean yeah. But who cares?,that's sick
53193,I mean yeah. But who cares?,that's sick,Don't be so fucking backwards.
53194,that's sick,Don't be so fucking backwards.,"sorry, but i prefer it the natural way"
53195,Don't be so fucking backwards.,"sorry, but i prefer it the natural way",And others don't so shut up.
53196,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",so they are like fucking gay or something?,Yes I fucking am. Do you have a problem with that?
53197,so they are like fucking gay or something?,Yes I fucking am. Do you have a problem with that?,"well, in my opinion that's wrong, but yeah, goodluck with the kid and all that"
53198,Yes I fucking am. Do you have a problem with that?,"well, in my opinion that's wrong, but yeah, goodluck with the kid and all that","Statistics and facts would prove you otherwise, but Jesus."
53199,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",:O my name is abby too :D,It's a wonderful name!
53200,:O my name is abby too :D,It's a wonderful name!,Aww thanks I hated that name before but not so much anymore
53201,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!","That's amazing, wish ya'll luck",Thanks. But we're already the luckiest men in the world having such  an amazing daughter!
53202,"That's amazing, wish ya'll luck",Thanks. But we're already the luckiest men in the world having such  an amazing daughter!,Aww
53203,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",Poor Abby will have to grow up with twice as many dad jokes.,Thought this was gonna be homophobic for a minute lol
53204,Poor Abby will have to grow up with twice as many dad jokes.,Thought this was gonna be homophobic for a minute lol,So did I!
53205,Poor Abby will have to grow up with twice as many dad jokes.,Thought this was gonna be homophobic for a minute lol,At first i didn’t realise op and his SO were both male so this comment confused me...
53206,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",Poor Abby will have to grow up with twice as many dad jokes.,But yo mama immunity!
53207,Poor Abby will have to grow up with twice as many dad jokes.,But yo mama immunity!,Oh! Thats a game changer!
53208,Poor Abby will have to grow up with twice as many dad jokes.,But yo mama immunity!,And your mom gay ultra uno reverse card
53209,Poor Abby will have to grow up with twice as many dad jokes.,But yo mama immunity!,Well she still has a mother
53210,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",Poor Abby will have to grow up with twice as many dad jokes.,And be caught in the infinite loop of “Go ask your father”
53211,Poor Abby will have to grow up with twice as many dad jokes.,And be caught in the infinite loop of “Go ask your father”,Can't wait to do That!
53212,Poor Abby will have to grow up with twice as many dad jokes.,And be caught in the infinite loop of “Go ask your father”,True.
53213,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",Poor Abby will have to grow up with twice as many dad jokes.,Hi Hungry! We're dads!
53214,Poor Abby will have to grow up with twice as many dad jokes.,Hi Hungry! We're dads!,SEVERAL DADS CHANT IN UNISON
53215,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",Poor Abby will have to grow up with twice as many dad jokes.,You say that like it is a bad thing.
53216,Poor Abby will have to grow up with twice as many dad jokes.,You say that like it is a bad thing.,"It'll have its perks, but as someone with a dad, sometimes they get annoying."
53217,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",Which one of you will be doing Dad jokes?,"Ah the gay agenda, double dad jokes!"
53218,Which one of you will be doing Dad jokes?,"Ah the gay agenda, double dad jokes!",This poor child is going to know SO MANY stupid puns.
53219,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",Hah! Gayyyyyyyy!,Lmaoo
53220,Hah! Gayyyyyyyy!,Lmaoo,I dont think that they think that i mean what i mean.
53221,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",What breed?,Breed?
53222,What breed?,Breed?,O I looked at it again. Thought you got a dog.
53223,Breed?,O I looked at it again. Thought you got a dog.,Urm ok?! Your reply has caused me to laugh the most! I love it!
53224,Breed?,O I looked at it again. Thought you got a dog.,Lmfao
53225,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",Abby is so lucky to have her family. You're gonna be great dads!!,Thanks but my husband and I are the lucky ones.
53226,Abby is so lucky to have her family. You're gonna be great dads!!,Thanks but my husband and I are the lucky ones.,You're all lucky &lt;3 best luck with your kiddo. Happy holidays!!!
53227,Thanks but my husband and I are the lucky ones.,You're all lucky &lt;3 best luck with your kiddo. Happy holidays!!!,Thanks happy holidays to you too!
53228,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",Bunk up on rest guys! Kids are cool and all but  holy shit i'm tired,Haha i cant imagine but luckily I wont have to as soon I'll be just as tried!
53229,Bunk up on rest guys! Kids are cool and all but  holy shit i'm tired,Haha i cant imagine but luckily I wont have to as soon I'll be just as tried!,Your in for a treat
53230,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",Gay,Yep!
53231,Gay,Yep!,Ok
53232,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",Goals! 🤩😍 I hope to be living this life myself one day! Congratulations! ❤❤❤,I hope you get too. It's the most amazing feeling I've ever felt.
53233,Goals! 🤩😍 I hope to be living this life myself one day! Congratulations! ❤❤❤,I hope you get too. It's the most amazing feeling I've ever felt.,I'm so happy for you 🥰 One day I will find myself a good man 😂
53234,I hope you get too. It's the most amazing feeling I've ever felt.,I'm so happy for you 🥰 One day I will find myself a good man 😂,Absolutely never give up hope.
53235,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",More propaganda,How? Sharing our experience is not going yo turn straight people gay!
53236,More propaganda,How? Sharing our experience is not going yo turn straight people gay!,Wouldn't want a paedo here sharing their shit either
53237,How? Sharing our experience is not going yo turn straight people gay!,Wouldn't want a paedo here sharing their shit either,What is the similarity between two same sex parents and a pedophile? I see no relation.
53238,More propaganda,How? Sharing our experience is not going yo turn straight people gay!,"It's too late mate, I've gone gay now."
53239,How? Sharing our experience is not going yo turn straight people gay!,"It's too late mate, I've gone gay now.",Oh no I'm so sorry!
53240,"It's too late mate, I've gone gay now.",Oh no I'm so sorry!,"“You’re welcome.”
FTFY my friend. And congrats!"
53241,Oh no I'm so sorry!,"“You’re welcome.”
FTFY my friend. And congrats!",Haha thanks
53242,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",Twice the dad jokes.,That's the gay agenda at work!
53243,Twice the dad jokes.,That's the gay agenda at work!,"Oh, behave."
53244,That's the gay agenda at work!,"Oh, behave.",Never! And isn't it supposed to be me telling people off now?
53245,"Oh, behave.",Never! And isn't it supposed to be me telling people off now?,Yes
53246,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",Abigail means fathers joy! What a wonderful day!,Does it really ? That's amazing. I've always liked that name!
53247,Abigail means fathers joy! What a wonderful day!,Does it really ? That's amazing. I've always liked that name!,Yes! Hebrew for my father is joy/ father's joy.
53248,Does it really ? That's amazing. I've always liked that name!,Yes! Hebrew for my father is joy/ father's joy.,Aww that's amazing. We should have looked  it up!
53249,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",Another Childs life ruined by a Gay couple. Sickening.,How do you figure that monumental amount of bullshit?
53250,Another Childs life ruined by a Gay couple. Sickening.,How do you figure that monumental amount of bullshit?,Your level of ignorance indicates that you are probably American. Nuff said
53251,How do you figure that monumental amount of bullshit?,Your level of ignorance indicates that you are probably American. Nuff said,Okay boomer
53252,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!","Ah, casually announcing to Reddit that you're going to ruin another childs life.  So adorable.",When you say ruin her life you mean give her a loving supportive stable home.
53253,"Ah, casually announcing to Reddit that you're going to ruin another childs life.  So adorable.",When you say ruin her life you mean give her a loving supportive stable home.,Allowing your adoption is child abuse.  Full stop.
53254,When you say ruin her life you mean give her a loving supportive stable home.,Allowing your adoption is child abuse.  Full stop.,How so? What are we depriving her of that she has at the moment?
53255,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",Smoke all the pot you can now!!!! Before you have to hide it!,Hahaha
53256,Smoke all the pot you can now!!!! Before you have to hide it!,Hahaha,A good parent can be a stoner! But a pot head cannot!
53257,Hahaha,A good parent can be a stoner! But a pot head cannot!,I’d argue a pot head can be a great stoner
53258,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",Congratulations!,Thanks
53259,Congratulations!,Thanks,No problem.
53260,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",That’s so gay,It is!
53261,That’s so gay,It is!,And there’s nothing wrong with it. Congrats!!!!!
53262,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",Sad and disgusting,That a little girl is getting two loving parents and a stable home?
53263,Sad and disgusting,That a little girl is getting two loving parents and a stable home?,It's sad she has 2 pedos for dads
53264,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!",#youre gonna be amazing Dads. Congratulations!!! :D,"Thanks , i hopw we can be what abby needs!"
53265,#youre gonna be amazing Dads. Congratulations!!! :D,"Thanks , i hopw we can be what abby needs!","Hey, she just needs good parents and I’m sure you two will be prefect. Enjoy your Christmas! :)"
53266,"Our adoption process has been successful, we're going to be fathers!!!","Oh god no

Double the dad jokes...

I feel for that kid.

lol but seriously congrats!",That's the real gay agenda you should have been scared off!
53267,"Oh god no

Double the dad jokes...

I feel for that kid.

lol but seriously congrats!",That's the real gay agenda you should have been scared off!,But the kid is immune to your momma jokes so
53268,I’ve been smoke free for one year!,r/lairoflords found one!,My Lady!!! 💕
53269,r/lairoflords found one!,My Lady!!! 💕,Lady Tempus :)
53270,My coworker eats lemons with salt,That's a southern US thing. It's degree of strangeness is proportional to where you come from.,Well I've lived in the South for 6 years now &amp; this is the first time I've witnessed it.
53271,That's a southern US thing. It's degree of strangeness is proportional to where you come from.,Well I've lived in the South for 6 years now &amp; this is the first time I've witnessed it.,Really... That's surprising
53272,My coworker eats lemons with salt,Thanks for the idea,OH NO-
53273,Thanks for the idea,OH NO-,"I might try it, but idk it’s kinda weird"
53274,My coworker eats lemons with salt,I ate lemons with salt all the time in my youth.,Did someone show you to eat them that way or did you figure it out on your own?
53275,I ate lemons with salt all the time in my youth.,Did someone show you to eat them that way or did you figure it out on your own?,My friend's mom ate them that way.
53276,"After 4 long months of continuous survival in a shelter, loosing my job, car breaking down, and not having childcare for some time. I would like to announce me and my baby are no longer HOMELESS! I have a car again, a stable/ permanent place to sleep, a new job in the New Year &amp; he starts preschool.",Happy for you mate ♥️,Thank you 😊
53277,Happy for you mate ♥️,Thank you 😊,May you and your little one have a brand new happy and fresh start next year
53278,Thank you 😊,May you and your little one have a brand new happy and fresh start next year,Thank you 😊
53279,"After 4 long months of continuous survival in a shelter, loosing my job, car breaking down, and not having childcare for some time. I would like to announce me and my baby are no longer HOMELESS! I have a car again, a stable/ permanent place to sleep, a new job in the New Year &amp; he starts preschool.",Best of luck for the future. Btw a father or mother?,"Thank you so much, and I am a single mom."
53280,Best of luck for the future. Btw a father or mother?,"Thank you so much, and I am a single mom.",Best of luck for the future. You got this.❤️
53281,Best of luck for the future. Btw a father or mother?,"Thank you so much, and I am a single mom.","Proud of ya, you got this 🥺"
53282,"After 4 long months of continuous survival in a shelter, loosing my job, car breaking down, and not having childcare for some time. I would like to announce me and my baby are no longer HOMELESS! I have a car again, a stable/ permanent place to sleep, a new job in the New Year &amp; he starts preschool.",Best of luck for the future. Btw a father or mother?,It has to be a mother. There really aren't really much for shelters for men
53283,Best of luck for the future. Btw a father or mother?,It has to be a mother. There really aren't really much for shelters for men,Ahan
53284,It has to be a mother. There really aren't really much for shelters for men,Ahan,?
53285,"After 4 long months of continuous survival in a shelter, loosing my job, car breaking down, and not having childcare for some time. I would like to announce me and my baby are no longer HOMELESS! I have a car again, a stable/ permanent place to sleep, a new job in the New Year &amp; he starts preschool.",Best of luck for the future. Btw a father or mother?,If he was a father he would probably still be on the street unfortunately
53286,Best of luck for the future. Btw a father or mother?,If he was a father he would probably still be on the street unfortunately,Fuck thats sad
53287,"After 4 long months of continuous survival in a shelter, loosing my job, car breaking down, and not having childcare for some time. I would like to announce me and my baby are no longer HOMELESS! I have a car again, a stable/ permanent place to sleep, a new job in the New Year &amp; he starts preschool.",How did you go about doing that?,Do you mean the backstory of having nothing and gaining it all again?
53288,How did you go about doing that?,Do you mean the backstory of having nothing and gaining it all again?,Yeah I'd be interested in hearing that.
53289,"After 4 long months of continuous survival in a shelter, loosing my job, car breaking down, and not having childcare for some time. I would like to announce me and my baby are no longer HOMELESS! I have a car again, a stable/ permanent place to sleep, a new job in the New Year &amp; he starts preschool.",Losing not loosing,"Thanks I am aware, things happen.."
53290,Losing not loosing,"Thanks I am aware, things happen..",I know. Just kidding..🙂
53291,"Thanks I am aware, things happen..",I know. Just kidding..🙂,"Thanks and I apologize, gotten a few corrections."
53292,"After 4 long months of continuous survival in a shelter, loosing my job, car breaking down, and not having childcare for some time. I would like to announce me and my baby are no longer HOMELESS! I have a car again, a stable/ permanent place to sleep, a new job in the New Year &amp; he starts preschool.",What kind of job did you find?,Working in senior care.
53293,What kind of job did you find?,Working in senior care.,"Nice!  
What kind of certifications did you have to get to get something like that?"
53294,🍹🍸What Are You Having? 🥃🍻,Iced coffee,If I’m out for a brunch my first request this always an Irish Coffee.  I can’t say no to those!
53295,Iced coffee,If I’m out for a brunch my first request this always an Irish Coffee.  I can’t say no to those!,Life’s easier when you have coffee first thing in the morning.
53296,If I’m out for a brunch my first request this always an Irish Coffee.  I can’t say no to those!,Life’s easier when you have coffee first thing in the morning.,I don’t think anyone can disagree with that!
53297,🍹🍸What Are You Having? 🥃🍻,Water on the rocks,Sounds like a wild time!!!
53298,Water on the rocks,Sounds like a wild time!!!,Damn straight. But when you have a family history of Alcoholisim...
53299,Sounds like a wild time!!!,Damn straight. But when you have a family history of Alcoholisim...,Yeahhhh gotta play it safe with that one.  That’s nothing to play around with!
53300,"Summarize the book you're currently reading, as lazily as possible, and let's guess what it is!","A bypass is built

A man refuses to die",&gt;!Hitchikers guide?!&lt;
53301,"A bypass is built

A man refuses to die",&gt;!Hitchikers guide?!&lt;,Ye
53302,"Summarize the book you're currently reading, as lazily as possible, and let's guess what it is!",Man lives in society that is surveilled all the fucking time.,1984?
53303,Man lives in society that is surveilled all the fucking time.,1984?,"It's gotta be that, haha"
53304,"Summarize the book you're currently reading, as lazily as possible, and let's guess what it is!","Family bad

Goes house with other

(It's on Wattpad so probably won't find it)","Hmmmm, house. Harry Potter related?"
53305,"Family bad

Goes house with other

(It's on Wattpad so probably won't find it)","Hmmmm, house. Harry Potter related?","Nope it is an original story, here's another detail.

Mom is drunk."
53306,"Summarize the book you're currently reading, as lazily as possible, and let's guess what it is!",Stalin is a bad communist and betrays the revolution.,I-is this fiction?
53307,Stalin is a bad communist and betrays the revolution.,I-is this fiction?,Probably not
53308,"Summarize the book you're currently reading, as lazily as possible, and let's guess what it is!",A boy steals a painting,Sounds like you and /u/tel508 are reading the same book 🤔
53309,A boy steals a painting,Sounds like you and /u/tel508 are reading the same book 🤔,"I think you might be right!  U/plumcots, was your book recently adapted for film?"
53310,"Summarize the book you're currently reading, as lazily as possible, and let's guess what it is!",Choo choo stabby time,OH is this with Poirot and the train full of stabby people conspiring?
53311,Choo choo stabby time,OH is this with Poirot and the train full of stabby people conspiring?,"aye, that it be"
53312,"Summarize the book you're currently reading, as lazily as possible, and let's guess what it is!",Choo choo stabby time,Murder on the Orient Express
53313,Choo choo stabby time,Murder on the Orient Express,yessir
53314,Murder on the Orient Express,yessir,I’ve been wanting to read it.  Does it get your stamp of approval?
53315,"Summarize the book you're currently reading, as lazily as possible, and let's guess what it is!",Some people have weird maddening experiances with tentacles.,Uhhhh the one Lovecraft about the deep underground place...?
53316,Some people have weird maddening experiances with tentacles.,Uhhhh the one Lovecraft about the deep underground place...?,Pretty much all of lovecraft
53317,My 8yo daughter just roasted me... and I felt proud.,You better find some way to stay ahead of her!,I have a challenge
53318,You better find some way to stay ahead of her!,I have a challenge,"You do. Seriously, if she gets too fresh are you able to admonish her?"
53319,I have a challenge,"You do. Seriously, if she gets too fresh are you able to admonish her?",Sell her into marriage
53320,"You do. Seriously, if she gets too fresh are you able to admonish her?",Sell her into marriage,That'll chasten her!
53321,Sell her into marriage,That'll chasten her!,"Maybe, but she won't be chaste afterward!

EDIT: Wording."
53322,That'll chasten her!,"Maybe, but she won't be chaste afterward!

EDIT: Wording.",Hahaha!
53323,That'll chasten her!,"Maybe, but she won't be chaste afterward!

EDIT: Wording.",Jesus Christmas
53324,Sell her into marriage,That'll chasten her!,Aye hang clogs on her
53325,That'll chasten her!,Aye hang clogs on her,Well this got weird fast
53326,"You do. Seriously, if she gets too fresh are you able to admonish her?",Sell her into marriage,Treat her like a princess. Marry her off to a diplomat 3x her age to secure an alliance.
53327,"You do. Seriously, if she gets too fresh are you able to admonish her?",Sell her into marriage,This thread.
53328,Sell her into marriage,This thread.,Is fucking hilarious.
53329,"You do. Seriously, if she gets too fresh are you able to admonish her?",Sell her into marriage,Wtf
53330,You better find some way to stay ahead of her!,I have a challenge,No more YouTube is probably a good start
53331,You better find some way to stay ahead of her!,I have a challenge,I giorno Giovanni have a challenge to roast a little girl
53332,My 8yo daughter just roasted me... and I felt proud.,You better find some way to stay ahead of her!,She just heard and repeated what she heard online
53333,You better find some way to stay ahead of her!,She just heard and repeated what she heard online,Of course!
53334,My 8yo daughter just roasted me... and I felt proud.,"not to discredit your daughter, but it's 100% likely she took that from YouTube",Source? I agrue she came up with that all by herself
53335,"not to discredit your daughter, but it's 100% likely she took that from YouTube",Source? I agrue she came up with that all by herself,My own sister who's vocabulary is 90% movie/book quotes
53336,"not to discredit your daughter, but it's 100% likely she took that from YouTube",Source? I agrue she came up with that all by herself,Source is it was a trend on tiktok for a while with those exact words
53337,I love being a Gen X,How do i know what Gen i am?,"Google, lol. That’s what i did"
53338,How do i know what Gen i am?,"Google, lol. That’s what i did","Apparently I'm Z, but i hate Gen Z type of people I'm not like them at all"
53339,I just really love my girlfriend,I don't have a girlfriend ¯\_(ツ)_/¯,"One day man, one day"
53340,I don't have a girlfriend ¯\_(ツ)_/¯,"One day man, one day",Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
53341,"One day man, one day",Don't do that. Don't give me hope.,"XD no no, i will cuz everyone  deserves someone :)  u just gotta be patient and it will come xD"
53342,Don't do that. Don't give me hope.,"XD no no, i will cuz everyone  deserves someone :)  u just gotta be patient and it will come xD",I like the way you think   ..🦄
53343,I just really love my girlfriend,I don't have a girlfriend ¯\_(ツ)_/¯,"You're missing an arm as well.
    
    ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯"
53344,I don't have a girlfriend ¯\_(ツ)_/¯,"You're missing an arm as well.
    
    ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯",Are you an octopus! Man they said they were smart...
53345,"You're missing an arm as well.
    
    ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯",Are you an octopus! Man they said they were smart...,I'm going to be   ...    someone's girl sometime soon🦄
53346,Are you an octopus! Man they said they were smart...,I'm going to be   ...    someone's girl sometime soon🦄,Me too
53347,Are you an octopus! Man they said they were smart...,I'm going to be   ...    someone's girl sometime soon🦄,And I won't 'cause noone wants me :	&gt;
53348,I don't have a girlfriend ¯\_(ツ)_/¯,"You're missing an arm as well.
    
    ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯",Cuz he needs only one.
53349,"As a 30-year-old dad, I wanted to prove to myself that I could go back to college and rock a full class load while working 60-hour weeks, in order to finally get a degree. Just finished my first semester back in school and qualified for the Dean’s List!",This is hardcore internalized capitalism. But congrats! I hope your path makes your life amazing,This is what now?
53350,This is hardcore internalized capitalism. But congrats! I hope your path makes your life amazing,This is what now?,INTERNALIZED CAPITALISM.
53351,Bored so let's play a game!,"Like am I forced to listen to it non-stop for 2 months straight, or can I turn it off sometimes?",It will be your only source of entertainment on this island
53352,"Like am I forced to listen to it non-stop for 2 months straight, or can I turn it off sometimes?",It will be your only source of entertainment on this island,Lost together // lost forever by Architects
53353,It will be your only source of entertainment on this island,Lost together // lost forever by Architects,Describe your choice to the rest of the class if you would?
53354,It will be your only source of entertainment on this island,Lost together // lost forever by Architects,Solid choice!
53355,Bored so let's play a game!,Billie Holiday's Lady in Satin.,What made you choose this one??
53356,Billie Holiday's Lady in Satin.,What made you choose this one??,I've always had a soft spot for this particular album. It brings back good memories.
53357,What made you choose this one??,I've always had a soft spot for this particular album. It brings back good memories.,Well that's always good! Hopefully more memories come from the island!
53358,Bored so let's play a game!,"A song called ""The Road Unknown"", we played it for my concert last year. Made me tear up.",Oooh damn....one song for two months is bold. Respect. Do you know who made it?
53359,"A song called ""The Road Unknown"", we played it for my concert last year. Made me tear up.",Oooh damn....one song for two months is bold. Respect. Do you know who made it?,I'll check the composer.
53360,"A song called ""The Road Unknown"", we played it for my concert last year. Made me tear up.",Oooh damn....one song for two months is bold. Respect. Do you know who made it?,"A man named ""Richard Meyer"", it's a great piece."
53361,Oooh damn....one song for two months is bold. Respect. Do you know who made it?,"A man named ""Richard Meyer"", it's a great piece.",Time to fire up YouTube..
53362,"A man named ""Richard Meyer"", it's a great piece.",Time to fire up YouTube..,"There's a video with red text, saying the title of the song. That's the preferred one."
53363,I have six hours to kill - ask me anything and I'll answer honestly!,Are you gay,I'd call myself heteroflexible.
53364,Are you gay,I'd call myself heteroflexible.,Woooop!! This is also how I describe myself.
53365,I have six hours to kill - ask me anything and I'll answer honestly!,"Not including your partner, who is the last person you thought of when you masturbated?","Well this got NSFW quick!

Kira Noir."
53366,"Not including your partner, who is the last person you thought of when you masturbated?","Well this got NSFW quick!

Kira Noir.",Hey someone had to bring it there lol
53367,I have six hours to kill - ask me anything and I'll answer honestly!,"Not including your partner, who is the last person you thought of when you masturbated?","Not OP, but your mother."
53368,"Not including your partner, who is the last person you thought of when you masturbated?","Not OP, but your mother.",No way me too! :O
53369,I have six hours to kill - ask me anything and I'll answer honestly!,How did you meet your partner and what’s one thing you like about her the most?,I met her on OKCupid five years ago. She knows how to make me laugh better than anyone 😊
53370,How did you meet your partner and what’s one thing you like about her the most?,I met her on OKCupid five years ago. She knows how to make me laugh better than anyone 😊,"Oh, that’s so sweet ;-; I wish the best for both of you"
53371,I have six hours to kill - ask me anything and I'll answer honestly!,Have you ever been to Europe?,"I live in London, so... yes 👍"
53372,Have you ever been to Europe?,"I live in London, so... yes 👍","Oh, haha

Are you from the Uk?"
53373,I have six hours to kill - ask me anything and I'll answer honestly!,You got a console ?,I have an Oculus Quest - does that count?
53374,You got a console ?,I have an Oculus Quest - does that count?,"Not really but that's still cool

What's your favourite game"
53375,I have six hours to kill - ask me anything and I'll answer honestly!,Who's your favourite musician/band?,Tim Minchin - an Aussie musical comedian.
53376,Who's your favourite musician/band?,Tim Minchin - an Aussie musical comedian.,Love Tim Michin
53377,I'm rocking out 60 hour weeks making sure your Christmas gifts get to you quickly,"Jeff Bezos makes $190,000 every minute sitting on his ass","Yes, I'm sure he does no work whatsoever"
53378,"Jeff Bezos makes $190,000 every minute sitting on his ass","Yes, I'm sure he does no work whatsoever","Yes, he probably does do very little work. That's what his employees are for."
53379,I just had my first hug after many years,I'm glad you enjoyed it! I'm sorry you don't get more hugs.,Here's to more hugs in the future
53380,I'm glad you enjoyed it! I'm sorry you don't get more hugs.,Here's to more hugs in the future,Here is one from me!
53381,Here's to more hugs in the future,Here is one from me!,And from me! To hugs!
53382,Here is one from me!,And from me! To hugs!, Can i give and receive a hug?
53383,And from me! To hugs!, Can i give and receive a hug?,"No, you may only receive two hugs from me, not one &lt;3"
53384, Can i give and receive a hug?,"No, you may only receive two hugs from me, not one &lt;3",Hugs all around for everyone
53385,"No, you may only receive two hugs from me, not one &lt;3",Hugs all around for everyone,00090000000
53386,"No, you may only receive two hugs from me, not one &lt;3",Hugs all around for everyone,Hugs forever
53387,And from me! To hugs!, Can i give and receive a hug?,You are gonna get all the hugs!
53388, Can i give and receive a hug?,You are gonna get all the hugs!,I hope I'm not late to get some hugs?
53389,You are gonna get all the hugs!,I hope I'm not late to get some hugs?,Better late than ever!! *hugs*
53390,I hope I'm not late to get some hugs?,Better late than ever!! *hugs*,And my axe!!!
53391,Better late than ever!! *hugs*,And my axe!!!,He means well.
53392,You are gonna get all the hugs!,I hope I'm not late to get some hugs?,You are never late for a hug friend! All the hugs for you too!
53393,I hope I'm not late to get some hugs?,You are never late for a hug friend! All the hugs for you too!,Me! Me! Hugs all around from me!
53394,You are never late for a hug friend! All the hugs for you too!,Me! Me! Hugs all around from me!,You get more from me!
53395, Can i give and receive a hug?,You are gonna get all the hugs!,Yay! Have one back!
53396,You are gonna get all the hugs!,Yay! Have one back!,Hugs for all!
53397,Yay! Have one back!,Hugs for all!,I wanna join in!
53398,Hugs for all!,I wanna join in!,Hugs for you too. Happy cake day!
53399,I wanna join in!,Hugs for you too. Happy cake day!,"Oh my goodness! Thank you, beautiful stranger! 💙"
53400,Hugs for you too. Happy cake day!,"Oh my goodness! Thank you, beautiful stranger! 💙",You are welcome! Happy trailer u/IndigoTraveler8 ❤❤
53401,I'm glad you enjoyed it! I'm sorry you don't get more hugs.,Here's to more hugs in the future,Virtual bear hug from Pennsylvania!!!
53402,I'm glad you enjoyed it! I'm sorry you don't get more hugs.,Here's to more hugs in the future,And you have the power to give hugs to other people too!
53403,I just got into college!,That's so awesome!! Congrats!,Thank you! It made my day
53404,That's so awesome!! Congrats!,Thank you! It made my day,When will the semester start?
53405,Thank you! It made my day,When will the semester start?,August probably. I'm still a senior in high school.
53406,I just got into college!,I would only go to school tfor the women,Computer science isn't exactly a female dominated field.
53407,I would only go to school tfor the women,Computer science isn't exactly a female dominated field.,my little peter is a pube dominated field for females
53408,Waiting for my person at the airport like in the movies,"I did the same thing after my SO’s return from his deployment in South Korea, he loved it!",Awh!! So sweet of you! Was he so so happy??
53409,"I did the same thing after my SO’s return from his deployment in South Korea, he loved it!",Awh!! So sweet of you! Was he so so happy??,Definitely!
53410,Waiting for my person at the airport like in the movies,I support this cute shit. This is some cute ass shit right here.,Hahaha thank you thank you VerySuspiciousFish. Honored not to be under investigation ;)
53411,I support this cute shit. This is some cute ass shit right here.,Hahaha thank you thank you VerySuspiciousFish. Honored not to be under investigation ;),"Keep it cute, my blubbing citizen."
53412,Waiting for my person at the airport like in the movies,That is the way,It really is!
53413,That is the way,It really is!,How did it go over?
53414,Just came to the realization that I'm an old man,ok boomer,Ugh
53415,ok boomer,Ugh,"for what it's worth, I'm probably older than you. lol"
53416,Just came to the realization that I'm an old man,Runescape or oldschool? 🤓,"Old school, fuck rs3 lol"
53417,Runescape or oldschool? 🤓,"Old school, fuck rs3 lol",Good man!!
53418,Just came to the realization that I'm an old man,And yes we become our parents,Meh could be worse I guess
53419,And yes we become our parents,Meh could be worse I guess,Could be dead. That’s what people older than me say but it’s true
53420,Meh could be worse I guess,Could be dead. That’s what people older than me say but it’s true,He said 'could be worse'...
53421,I proved to my cousin that “useless” math like imaginary numbers is necessary for modern society.,You have the infinite energy of God within you and math brings her out!,"Infinite energy isn’t possible, lol"
53422,You have the infinite energy of God within you and math brings her out!,"Infinite energy isn’t possible, lol",When you sleep where does the energy come from?
53423,"Infinite energy isn’t possible, lol",When you sleep where does the energy come from?,Do you mean the energy in the grid? The energy in your body?
53424,I really enjoy seeing that orange number in my inbox.,"Wow, that's brutal.","Eh. I got used to it. 

Also, this post is probably the most attention I've got recently."
53425,"Wow, that's brutal.","Eh. I got used to it. 

Also, this post is probably the most attention I've got recently.","Then, you ought to write more."
53426,I really enjoy seeing that orange number in my inbox.,Me too! Love it when someone replies to a comment. It’s not just you,"(I can't resist)

Have a reply my fellow good redditor!"
53427,Me too! Love it when someone replies to a comment. It’s not just you,"(I can't resist)

Have a reply my fellow good redditor!",now I'd feel about giving you another notification! Here ya go!
53428,"(I can't resist)

Have a reply my fellow good redditor!",now I'd feel about giving you another notification! Here ya go!,Here you have another one! But only if.. you tell me what's your favourite cereals??
53429,I really enjoy seeing that orange number in my inbox.,"Same here! I barely get notifications though, lol.",Third one's the charm!
53430,"Same here! I barely get notifications though, lol.",Third one's the charm!,Lol thank you!
53431,"Same here! I barely get notifications though, lol.",Third one's the charm!,And another one! Lol
53432,I really enjoy seeing that orange number in my inbox.,"Same here! I barely get notifications though, lol.",One more just for the record!
53433,"Same here! I barely get notifications though, lol.",One more just for the record!,...&amp; this is why I love this subreddit lol!
53434,I really enjoy seeing that orange number in my inbox.,blib blob,Blib blob to you too
53435,blib blob,Blib blob to you too,blib blab bloob
53436,I really enjoy seeing that orange number in my inbox.,"Same, love to see that message in my inbox","""that message""

(couldn't resist)"
53437,"Same, love to see that message in my inbox","""that message""

(couldn't resist)",Finally I’ve seen “that message” in my inbox!
53438,I really enjoy seeing that orange number in my inbox.,"yes, it is the same
please make my inbox red",There ya go!
53439,"yes, it is the same
please make my inbox red",There ya go!,"thank you 

yours can also be red :)"
53440,I'm coming out as bi and I have almost no one to tell,"Ayyy! Another fellow bisexual, I'm glad you are able to accept the person that you are 💕",Thank you so much!
53441,"Ayyy! Another fellow bisexual, I'm glad you are able to accept the person that you are 💕",Thank you so much!,Come on in we've drinks and snacks
53442,I'm coming out as bi and I have almost no one to tell,that's so sweet *big hug*,Thanks! 💕💕💕
53443,that's so sweet *big hug*,Thanks! 💕💕💕,*hugs* your welcome qt
53444,My Cat's An Atheist,Why atheist? He might be a satanist,What does Satanism have to do with hating Jesus in general?
53445,Why atheist? He might be a satanist,What does Satanism have to do with hating Jesus in general?,Idk I just assumed tbh
53446,My Cat's An Atheist,Why atheist? He might be a satanist,Or Jewish?
53447,Why atheist? He might be a satanist,Or Jewish?,"Jesus was a jew, so I'm not sure about that"
53448,Or Jewish?,"Jesus was a jew, so I'm not sure about that",Just a joke
53449,My Cat's An Atheist,This made me smile for some reason. Chaotic cats really are amazing lmao,Aren’t all cats chaotic?! 😂
53450,This made me smile for some reason. Chaotic cats really are amazing lmao,Aren’t all cats chaotic?! 😂,Some reach even higher levels of chaos though!
53451,Today is my “fake” birthday,Hey! You picked my real bday as your fake bday!,Happy Birthday 🎁
53452,Hey! You picked my real bday as your fake bday!,Happy Birthday 🎁,You have to battle for the birthday now. This is the way.
53453,Happy Birthday 🎁,You have to battle for the birthday now. This is the way.,Haha well am having a great day so I feel like am winning.  Thank you
53454,Happy Birthday 🎁,You have to battle for the birthday now. This is the way.,This is the way!
53455,You have to battle for the birthday now. This is the way.,This is the way!,This is the way!
53456,This is the way!,This is the way!,Happy cake day to you :)
53457,This is the way!,This is the way!,This is the way.
53458,This is the way!,This is the way.,This is the way
53459,This is the way!,This is the way!,You have to shut up or were stuck in a loop. You repeat it only once. This is the way!
53460,This is the way!,You have to shut up or were stuck in a loop. You repeat it only once. This is the way!,"I was joining in with all the Mandalorians, I guess this is not the way....."
53461,You have to shut up or were stuck in a loop. You repeat it only once. This is the way!,"I was joining in with all the Mandalorians, I guess this is not the way.....",Then you have to answer to  Geebees93 not to me. lol. Learn the code.
53462,Happy Birthday 🎁,You have to battle for the birthday now. This is the way.,Happy Birthday games and may the odds be ever in your favour!
53463,Happy Birthday 🎁,You have to battle for the birthday now. This is the way.,There can be only one
53464,Happy Birthday 🎁,You have to battle for the birthday now. This is the way.,This *is* the way.
53465,Hey! You picked my real bday as your fake bday!,Happy Birthday 🎁,Happy birthday to both of you!
53466,Happy Birthday 🎁,Happy birthday to both of you!,Happy day of cake!
53467,Today is my “fake” birthday,Hey! You picked my real bday as your fake bday!,It's my boyfriend's birthday 😁
53468,Hey! You picked my real bday as your fake bday!,It's my boyfriend's birthday 😁,Happy bday to your BF’s birthday!
53469,Today is my “fake” birthday,Hey! You picked my real bday as your fake bday!,It's my bday too! Bday squad 😎
53470,Hey! You picked my real bday as your fake bday!,It's my bday too! Bday squad 😎,Mine too!! 💃
53471,It's my bday too! Bday squad 😎,Mine too!! 💃,Same! 12/12 gang!
53472,Today is my “fake” birthday,"Its my real birthday, so I’m happy to share it with you!",Happy Birthday 😄 thanks for letting me share it
53473,"Its my real birthday, so I’m happy to share it with you!",Happy Birthday 😄 thanks for letting me share it,It's my real birthday too!!! Happy birthday friends!!!
53474,Today is my “fake” birthday,"Its my real birthday, so I’m happy to share it with you!",Hey birthday buddy!
53475,"Its my real birthday, so I’m happy to share it with you!",Hey birthday buddy!,Heyy birthday buddy 👊🏻
53476,Today is my “fake” birthday,"Its my real birthday, so I’m happy to share it with you!",Mine too! Welcome to the 12/12 club!
53477,"Its my real birthday, so I’m happy to share it with you!",Mine too! Welcome to the 12/12 club!,"Me three, nice club we got here"
53478,"Its my real birthday, so I’m happy to share it with you!",Mine too! Welcome to the 12/12 club!,Me four! Woohoo!!
53479,Mine too! Welcome to the 12/12 club!,Me four! Woohoo!!,Me five
53480,"Its my real birthday, so I’m happy to share it with you!",Mine too! Welcome to the 12/12 club!,Happy birthday!
53481,"Its my real birthday, so I’m happy to share it with you!",Mine too! Welcome to the 12/12 club!,Happy Bday
53482,Today is my “fake” birthday,"Its my real birthday, so I’m happy to share it with you!",happy birthday
53483,"Its my real birthday, so I’m happy to share it with you!",happy birthday,Thank you!
53484,Today is my “fake” birthday,"Its my real birthday, so I’m happy to share it with you!",It's also my real birthday dude but happy birthday!
53485,"Its my real birthday, so I’m happy to share it with you!",It's also my real birthday dude but happy birthday!,Happy real birthday to you!
53486,Today is my “fake” birthday,"Its my real birthday, so I’m happy to share it with you!",Mine too! Happy birthday!
53487,"Its my real birthday, so I’m happy to share it with you!",Mine too! Happy birthday!,Happy birthday!
53488,Today is my “fake” birthday,"Its my real birthday, so I’m happy to share it with you!","Happy birthday, bday buddy! 😎"
53489,"Its my real birthday, so I’m happy to share it with you!","Happy birthday, bday buddy! 😎","Right back at you, birthday bud!"
53490,Today is my “fake” birthday,"Its my real birthday, so I’m happy to share it with you!",me too!! happy late bday friend!
53491,"Its my real birthday, so I’m happy to share it with you!",me too!! happy late bday friend!,Happy birthday!
53492,Today is my “fake” birthday,Whatchu smoking on :),Bud and it’s great lol am high as fuck.  I love your user name btw.
53493,Whatchu smoking on :),Bud and it’s great lol am high as fuck.  I love your user name btw.,"Thanks! Good, wish I could be smoking too rn, hope you had a blunt for your birthday"
53494,Today is my “fake” birthday,my birthday is in 3 days! happy birthday!!!!!,Mine is in two!
53495,my birthday is in 3 days! happy birthday!!!!!,Mine is in two!,"happy birthday!!!!!! known fact, december babies are the best!"
53496,Mine is in two!,"happy birthday!!!!!! known fact, december babies are the best!",Happy birthday to you too!!!! And that is a very true statement :)
53497,Today is my “fake” birthday,Where did you immigrate from? Maybe there is a chance to find out!,I was born in Somalia but left during the start of the war.
53498,Where did you immigrate from? Maybe there is a chance to find out!,I was born in Somalia but left during the start of the war.,Do you still have family over there?
53499,I was born in Somalia but left during the start of the war.,Do you still have family over there?,Yes I do
53500,Today is my “fake” birthday,If you cut off a limb you can count the rings to determine the age.,Haha if only
53501,If you cut off a limb you can count the rings to determine the age.,Haha if only,Cant deny it until youve tried. I bet you a beer!
53502,Today is my “fake” birthday,Hey it's actually my sister's birthday today this is actually pretty cool,Tell her Happy Birthday 💙
53503,Hey it's actually my sister's birthday today this is actually pretty cool,Tell her Happy Birthday 💙,Will do
53504,Today is my “fake” birthday,Who sponsored you?,Catholic charities
53505,Who sponsored you?,Catholic charities,Interesting.
53506,Today is my “fake” birthday,"Hey ! I want to give you a gift for your fake birthday! 
Send me your address in private ! :)","No thanks, just wishing me happy birthday is enough 😃"
53507,"Hey ! I want to give you a gift for your fake birthday! 
Send me your address in private ! :)","No thanks, just wishing me happy birthday is enough 😃","Then Happy Birthday, I wish you the best &lt;3"
53508,Today is my “fake” birthday,Is my real birthday happy birthday to u :),Happy Birthday 🎈
53509,Is my real birthday happy birthday to u :),Happy Birthday 🎈,Thx!
53510,Today is my “fake” birthday,Today is my real birthday!!! Yay we are birthday buddies!!!,No you’re not OP is a liar.
53511,Today is my real birthday!!! Yay we are birthday buddies!!!,No you’re not OP is a liar.,Why would you think that? Lol
53512,No you’re not OP is a liar.,Why would you think that? Lol,"Well you say it right there that you chose this day, it isn’t your actual day"
53513,Why would you think that? Lol,"Well you say it right there that you chose this day, it isn’t your actual day",Lol I guess you got me there 🤷🏽‍♀️
53514,Today is my “fake” birthday,So we have the same birthday?,Happy late Birthday 🎂
53515,So we have the same birthday?,Happy late Birthday 🎂,Thanks mate you too
53516,Today is my “fake” birthday,"I totally would have picked February 29th, but I'm a freak like that",How come?
53517,"I totally would have picked February 29th, but I'm a freak like that",How come?,Because it's a fun date and it messes everything up
53518,What hobby would you pursue/skill would you learn in 2020 if money and time werent a factor?,"Learning japanese. 

(like the weeb I am)",haha thats cool. Are you planning on visiting japan or why do you want to learn it?
53519,"Learning japanese. 

(like the weeb I am)",haha thats cool. Are you planning on visiting japan or why do you want to learn it?,Exactly ! Even if I'm broke as fuck rn
53520,What are your top 5 cereals? GO!,"Coco Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles, Honey Nut Cheerios, Cap’n Crunch, lucky charms",All classics!
53521,"Coco Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles, Honey Nut Cheerios, Cap’n Crunch, lucky charms",All classics!,[removed]
53522,What are your top 5 cereals? GO!,"only have 3. 
1. frosted flakes 
2. Special K Red Berries
3. cocoa krispies",The rest are just not worth your tastebuds huh? Haha
53523,"only have 3. 
1. frosted flakes 
2. Special K Red Berries
3. cocoa krispies",The rest are just not worth your tastebuds huh? Haha,"honestly not. I haven't tried the rest, these are literally the ones I eat"
53524,What are your top 5 cereals? GO!,"only have 3. 
1. frosted flakes 
2. Special K Red Berries
3. cocoa krispies",Special K Red Berries is so good for some reason.
53525,"only have 3. 
1. frosted flakes 
2. Special K Red Berries
3. cocoa krispies",Special K Red Berries is so good for some reason.,it is &lt;3
53526,What are your top 5 cereals? GO!,"Oatmeal, Grapenuts, muesli, Cracklin' Oat Bran, Cream of Wheat.",That's fair lol the only people I know that like grape nuts are my mom and I
53527,"Oatmeal, Grapenuts, muesli, Cracklin' Oat Bran, Cream of Wheat.",That's fair lol the only people I know that like grape nuts are my mom and I,Maybe it’s because we haven’t tried it. I haven’t!
53528,I'm left-handed and I use a lot of commas when I'm drunk. What's something mildly unique about you?,I’m nearly ambidextrous and I can subluxate both of my shoulders.,"Brb, googling subluxate."
53529,I’m nearly ambidextrous and I can subluxate both of my shoulders.,"Brb, googling subluxate.",Partially dislocate.  TIL that people normally can’t do that...
53530,"Brb, googling subluxate.",Partially dislocate.  TIL that people normally can’t do that...,Are you able to?
53531,Partially dislocate.  TIL that people normally can’t do that...,Are you able to?,Yes.  I didn’t know that it wasn’t normal.
53532,Are you able to?,Yes.  I didn’t know that it wasn’t normal.,That's crazy. Today you learned you have a superpower.
53533,Yes.  I didn’t know that it wasn’t normal.,That's crazy. Today you learned you have a superpower.,It doesn’t hurt though.  I can’t fully dislocate (I’ve never tried) so no neat tricks with that.
53534,I'm left-handed and I use a lot of commas when I'm drunk. What's something mildly unique about you?,I’m nearly ambidextrous and I can subluxate both of my shoulders.,Props to my fellow ambidextrian!
53535,I’m nearly ambidextrous and I can subluxate both of my shoulders.,Props to my fellow ambidextrian!,I learned it when welding.  Comes in useful except my writing with my left hand is mirrored.
53536,I'm left-handed and I use a lot of commas when I'm drunk. What's something mildly unique about you?,I snap with my ring finger instead of my middle finger,Nice. Can you do them both for a double? I've been trying it since I read your comment.
53537,I snap with my ring finger instead of my middle finger,Nice. Can you do them both for a double? I've been trying it since I read your comment.,Sadly not really.
53538,I'm left-handed and I use a lot of commas when I'm drunk. What's something mildly unique about you?,I can touch my neck with my ankle,"You know I'm trying this as I type this, now."
53539,I can touch my neck with my ankle,"You know I'm trying this as I type this, now.","lol, try not to hurt yourself, when i was a kid i could do it easier, now it hurts xd"
53540,I feel better since I've started treating myself like a video game character.,We’re you playing The Long Dark by any chance?,Bingo :) I was wondering if anyone would guess.
53541,We’re you playing The Long Dark by any chance?,Bingo :) I was wondering if anyone would guess.,I am gonna start playing it this weekend
53542,We’re you playing The Long Dark by any chance?,Bingo :) I was wondering if anyone would guess.,Haha I knew it! I also love TLD.
53543,We’re you playing The Long Dark by any chance?,Bingo :) I was wondering if anyone would guess.,"Heck yeah, my fav survival game ever"
53544,We’re you playing The Long Dark by any chance?,Bingo :) I was wondering if anyone would guess.,"Ah not heard of that game, I thought you were playing Ark or the Sims :-)"
53545,We’re you playing The Long Dark by any chance?,Bingo :) I was wondering if anyone would guess.,Knew it as soon as I saw you having to be kept warm
53546,We’re you playing The Long Dark by any chance?,Bingo :) I was wondering if anyone would guess.,Yes! Such a good game! I mostly play sandbox myself. I love how peaceful it can be
53547,We’re you playing The Long Dark by any chance?,Bingo :) I was wondering if anyone would guess.,"I figured it was Sims 4! But nonetheless, proud of you"
53548,We’re you playing The Long Dark by any chance?,Bingo :) I was wondering if anyone would guess.,I was gonna guess Minecraft
53549,I feel better since I've started treating myself like a video game character.,I want to have subreddit for players who knows we play this game!,Make one. Should be fun.
53550,I want to have subreddit for players who knows we play this game!,Make one. Should be fun.,Check out r/outside this is very close
53551,Make one. Should be fun.,Check out r/outside this is very close,Thanks! Yeah. That’s lit.
53552,Check out r/outside this is very close,Thanks! Yeah. That’s lit.,Ikr!
53553,Thanks! Yeah. That’s lit.,Ikr!,"It’s a bit like solipsism. Like, in a good way."
53554,Ikr!,"It’s a bit like solipsism. Like, in a good way.","Yeah, kinda. But i guess characters can develop the skills of empathy and stuff"
53555,"It’s a bit like solipsism. Like, in a good way.","Yeah, kinda. But i guess characters can develop the skills of empathy and stuff",True. Though some outside npcs have some leveling up to do........
53556,My girlfriend said a really nice compliment to me this morning on our drive into work and it made me cry quietly after she was out of sight.,Hi actually becoming a man I’m crying now too :'),Hi crying now too I'm crying with you three
53557,Hi actually becoming a man I’m crying now too :'),Hi crying now too I'm crying with you three,"Hi crying with you three, I’m dad"
53558,Hi crying now too I'm crying with you three,"Hi crying with you three, I’m dad","Hi dad, I'm crying with you four"
53559,"Hi crying with you three, I’m dad","Hi dad, I'm crying with you four",Adding me!! Now the fantastic five are all crying ! Everyone needs real love !
53560,My girlfriend said a really nice compliment to me this morning on our drive into work and it made me cry quietly after she was out of sight.,I'm 31 (no kids) and still get teary eyed when someone says I'll be a good dad,Hello my alcoholic counterpart
53561,I'm 31 (no kids) and still get teary eyed when someone says I'll be a good dad,Hello my alcoholic counterpart,I've been looking everywhere for you
53562,Hello my alcoholic counterpart,I've been looking everywhere for you,This whole conversation made me laugh and cry
53563,I've been looking everywhere for you,This whole conversation made me laugh and cry,My work here is done
53564,This whole conversation made me laugh and cry,My work here is done,Thank you good sir!
53565,Hello my alcoholic counterpart,I've been looking everywhere for you,"Thus, a romance was born"
53566,Hello my alcoholic counterpart,I've been looking everywhere for you,r/usernamefamily
53567,mum called me her daughter for the first time over the phone,You are a degenerate,"NAH, She's living here best life. Fuck outta here with your non-essential negativity!"
53568,You are a degenerate,"NAH, She's living here best life. Fuck outta here with your non-essential negativity!",Its a fetish thats gone too far and any reasonable person who points out the truth gets shat on
53569,"NAH, She's living here best life. Fuck outta here with your non-essential negativity!",Its a fetish thats gone too far and any reasonable person who points out the truth gets shat on,"Cool, where did you get your degree in psychology?"
53570,Its a fetish thats gone too far and any reasonable person who points out the truth gets shat on,"Cool, where did you get your degree in psychology?",Reddit moment
53571,mum called me her daughter for the first time over the phone,Congratulations.It is great to hear that you are bonding more strongly than ever. 😀,thank you!
53572,Congratulations.It is great to hear that you are bonding more strongly than ever. 😀,thank you!,You are welcome 😊
53573,"In my opinion, anti-boomer culture has brought Millennials and Gen Z together like no other two concurrent generations.",Hell fucking yes.,It's weird man you look at boomers and Gen X and they fucking haaaaate each other.
53574,Hell fucking yes.,It's weird man you look at boomers and Gen X and they fucking haaaaate each other.,"Totally agree, my mind is almost blown by realizing this haha."
53575,Hell fucking yes.,It's weird man you look at boomers and Gen X and they fucking haaaaate each other.,"But Gen X never bothered to respond to the Boomers, because who cares what they think?"
53576,"In my opinion, anti-boomer culture has brought Millennials and Gen Z together like no other two concurrent generations.","Just sayin that as a Gen Zer, I dont know any Z that would pass on avocado toast",My man!
53577,"Just sayin that as a Gen Zer, I dont know any Z that would pass on avocado toast",My man!,boomer here.. introduced my gen z and millenial friends to avo toast. where do i fit in?
53578,My man!,boomer here.. introduced my gen z and millenial friends to avo toast. where do i fit in?,Good Boomer
53579,boomer here.. introduced my gen z and millenial friends to avo toast. where do i fit in?,Good Boomer,Paw Boomer
53580,My man!,boomer here.. introduced my gen z and millenial friends to avo toast. where do i fit in?,You are our bridge to the other side! Tell them of us.
53581,"In my opinion, anti-boomer culture has brought Millennials and Gen Z together like no other two concurrent generations.",Even this post ignores Gen X. It's official: We are invisible to everyone.,What's more punk than not existing?
53582,Even this post ignores Gen X. It's official: We are invisible to everyone.,What's more punk than not existing?,Throwing a chair through it.
53583,I do absolutely nothing at work 90% of the time im working.,Maybe learn some programming? You could code some stuff and work at the same time,Any tips on where to start with this?
53584,Maybe learn some programming? You could code some stuff and work at the same time,Any tips on where to start with this?,/r/learnprogramming
53585,I do absolutely nothing at work 90% of the time im working.,Ill never understand these posts. I would kill for a job like that lol.,Yep. I said the same until I landed up in a similar situation.
53586,Ill never understand these posts. I would kill for a job like that lol.,Yep. I said the same until I landed up in a similar situation.,Same. Finally got one and now I realize I just need a job that suits my goals.
53587,"For the first time in my life, I feel handsome","Seriously, can you leave some handsomeness in this world for us?","Haha! There's infinite handsomeness and trust me it's waiting for everyone, including you!"
53588,"Seriously, can you leave some handsomeness in this world for us?","Haha! There's infinite handsomeness and trust me it's waiting for everyone, including you!",Damn it not only you are handsome..  you slick too...  we fucked
53589,"On a holiday in Germany, a cute looking guy was behind me in line at the supermarket and I said to my friend - after learning some of the language - 'dieser man ist niedlich!' And now I want to sink into the floor!",have taken 2 seconds longer huh,What?
53590,have taken 2 seconds longer huh,What?,# HAVE TAKEN TWO SECONDS LONGER HUH
53591,What?,# HAVE TAKEN TWO SECONDS LONGER HUH,You're not making any sense huh!
53592,# HAVE TAKEN TWO SECONDS LONGER HUH,You're not making any sense huh!,^(have taken two seconds longer huh)
53593,You're not making any sense huh!,^(have taken two seconds longer huh),Nope.
53594,^(have taken two seconds longer huh),Nope.,This thread cracked me up for some reason
53595,What?,# HAVE TAKEN TWO SECONDS LONGER HUH,I wish I was as funny as you
53596,"On a holiday in Germany, a cute looking guy was behind me in line at the supermarket and I said to my friend - after learning some of the language - 'dieser man ist niedlich!' And now I want to sink into the floor!","I don't speak German, but somehow the phrase sounds wrong to me...","I said ""that man is cute (attractive)"""
53597,"I don't speak German, but somehow the phrase sounds wrong to me...","I said ""that man is cute (attractive)""",And it's grammatacly fine. (I'm a german native)
53598,"I said ""that man is cute (attractive)""",And it's grammatacly fine. (I'm a german native),Don't we need to cramp all words together though?
53599,"On a holiday in Germany, a cute looking guy was behind me in line at the supermarket and I said to my friend - after learning some of the language - 'dieser man ist niedlich!' And now I want to sink into the floor!",That back fired fast,I know!
53600,That back fired fast,I know!,Well how was germany anyways?
53601,I know!,Well how was germany anyways?,Still here and it's cold. I miss the heat of Australia.
53602,Well how was germany anyways?,Still here and it's cold. I miss the heat of Australia.,How cold is it
53603,Still here and it's cold. I miss the heat of Australia.,How cold is it,Around 8°C right now.
53604,Well how was germany anyways?,Still here and it's cold. I miss the heat of Australia.,We have a solid 3 weeks australia heat once a year tho
53605,I'm worried about hurting myself and need to talk to literally anyone,Hi,"Hey

What's happening with you?"
53606,Hi,"Hey

What's happening with you?",Just bombed one of my finals hbu
53607,I'm worried about hurting myself and need to talk to literally anyone,What’s going on?,Just like everything in life falling apart. Feel like I keep fucking EVERYTHING up.
53608,What’s going on?,Just like everything in life falling apart. Feel like I keep fucking EVERYTHING up.,"And that’s gotta feel pretty crappy, huh? 

Have you been trying to do better?"
53609,"I just ate a continental breakfast at a $49 a night comfort inn, and the guy in charge of stocking the breakfast counter/keeping the tables clean took such pride in his job and was so happy, it just kinda made my whole day.",Give a good review to their manager. That goes a long way.,"You’re totally right. I should. Dammit, I will. Haha"
53610,Give a good review to their manager. That goes a long way.,"You’re totally right. I should. Dammit, I will. Haha",Make sure that guy gets employee of the month got dammit!
53611,"I just ate a continental breakfast at a $49 a night comfort inn, and the guy in charge of stocking the breakfast counter/keeping the tables clean took such pride in his job and was so happy, it just kinda made my whole day.",Kinda sucks that I doubt he makes enough to even stay one night there with how much he makes.,You are terrible at math
53612,Kinda sucks that I doubt he makes enough to even stay one night there with how much he makes.,You are terrible at math,I meant in a realistic sense with a budget but okay go off I guess?
53613,"Do you ever write somebody or a post about a problem but while writing the message and trying to make it as understandable as you can, you suddenly understand it yourself and delete the message you spend 30mins writing?",Yep but my fucked up brain decides to send the message anyways...,Thank god WhatsApp allows you to delete messages
53614,Yep but my fucked up brain decides to send the message anyways...,Thank god WhatsApp allows you to delete messages,yeah but not if the other one already saw them...
53615,Thank god WhatsApp allows you to delete messages,yeah but not if the other one already saw them...,"I'll give you a tip:

Prewrite your msg in notes. 

Saved my butt more often than i would admit"
53616,yeah but not if the other one already saw them...,"I'll give you a tip:

Prewrite your msg in notes. 

Saved my butt more often than i would admit",lol youre a genius :D i will do that in the future
53617,"I'll give you a tip:

Prewrite your msg in notes. 

Saved my butt more often than i would admit",lol youre a genius :D i will do that in the future,Glad i could help
53618,"I'm attracted to ""nice"" guys","Nice try, nice guy",I concur... this cannot be anything rooted in reality.
53619,"Nice try, nice guy",I concur... this cannot be anything rooted in reality.,Not to mention in previous posts they refer to themselves as 25F and in others 20F
53620,"I'm attracted to ""nice"" guys","I've never in my life met somebody that wasnt attracted to nice, kind people?",My friends are always attracted to bad boys
53621,"I've never in my life met somebody that wasnt attracted to nice, kind people?",My friends are always attracted to bad boys,You're what? 17? They'll get over it.
53622,"I'm attracted to ""nice"" guys",Nice guy bait,No im legitimately female u can read my previous posts :)
53623,Nice guy bait,No im legitimately female u can read my previous posts :),Still bait
53624,What are you getting Yourself for Christmas?,Nothing,DM me and I'll get you something. That's unacceptable.
53625,Nothing,DM me and I'll get you something. That's unacceptable.,Lucky.
53626,What are you getting Yourself for Christmas?,An instrument called an Otamatone,What kind of instrument is?
53627,An instrument called an Otamatone,What kind of instrument is?,"Watch a video from this Youtuber TheRealSullyG

It's fantastic"
53628,What kind of instrument is?,"Watch a video from this Youtuber TheRealSullyG

It's fantastic",Lmao that Take on Me cover was fantastic!
53629,"As a guy struggling with intimacy, I really like hugs",Everybody loves hugs!," no, not really. Some people do not."
53630,Everybody loves hugs!," no, not really. Some people do not.",Very true. But that means more hugs for the rest of us! :)
53631,Do you ever smell something and just become teleported through time to that specific moment and place and relive a memory or event out?,The smell is called a retreival cue!,"&gt; retreival cue

Specifically for smell, it's called the Proust Effect!"
53632,The smell is called a retreival cue!,"&gt; retreival cue

Specifically for smell, it's called the Proust Effect!",Interesting! Thanks for the info!
53633,Do you ever smell something and just become teleported through time to that specific moment and place and relive a memory or event out?,\*looks for the twenty one pilots comment\*,Sometimes a certain smell will take me back to when I was young
53634,\*looks for the twenty one pilots comment\*,Sometimes a certain smell will take me back to when I was young,how come i'm never able to identify where it's coming from
53635,Cinnamon rolls are just amazing.,"They really are, I don’t think I’ve had a bad one yet",Right? I think the only bad one I had was bad because it was stale.
53636,"They really are, I don’t think I’ve had a bad one yet",Right? I think the only bad one I had was bad because it was stale.,"Oh dear, well hopefully you’ll only have good cinnamon rolls from now on :D"
53637,"My boss just saw me working hard and said ""that's my girl"".",Are you guys hiring by any chance?,"Since I'm the new favorite, I can get you an in ;)"
53638,Are you guys hiring by any chance?,"Since I'm the new favorite, I can get you an in ;)",I heard UPS is always hiring
53639,"Since I'm the new favorite, I can get you an in ;)",I heard UPS is always hiring,too soon?
53640,"My boss just saw me working hard and said ""that's my girl"".","I'll take ""things a boss shouldn't say to their employees"" for $500, Alex.","“Sorry, we were looking for ‘what are good work environments?’, Cat”. ~ Alex"
53641,"I'll take ""things a boss shouldn't say to their employees"" for $500, Alex.","“Sorry, we were looking for ‘what are good work environments?’, Cat”. ~ Alex",Username checks out
53642,"My boss just saw me working hard and said ""that's my girl"".","I'll take ""things a boss shouldn't say to their employees"" for $500, Alex.",He's probably got a daughter her age
53643,"I'll take ""things a boss shouldn't say to their employees"" for $500, Alex.",He's probably got a daughter her age,Is that supposed to make it better?
53644,He's probably got a daughter her age,Is that supposed to make it better?,Yeah I doubt he said it to be pervy like they were implying
53645,"My boss just saw me working hard and said ""that's my girl"".","I'll take ""things a boss shouldn't say to their employees"" for $500, Alex.",Yeah. Lol I thought I was going to open this to a story about how creepy this was
53646,"I'll take ""things a boss shouldn't say to their employees"" for $500, Alex.",Yeah. Lol I thought I was going to open this to a story about how creepy this was,lmao sorry to disappoint. I'll ask him to be creepier so I can give a better story tomorrow ;)
53647,My university just gave me a full ride scholarship and retroactively absorbed older fees,That’s great! What University are you going to?,University of Southern California
53648,That’s great! What University are you going to?,University of Southern California,"yoooo ftfo!!! ✌🏼
- a fellow trojan"
53649,University of Southern California,"yoooo ftfo!!! ✌🏼
- a fellow trojan",Ayyeeee! Fight on baby!!
53650,My university just gave me a full ride scholarship and retroactively absorbed older fees,"Nice! I got stuck with 100k in student loans, smart move by you",Shit I graduated with 120K AFTER a 100K scholarship. I just took another 22K for a masters also
53651,"Nice! I got stuck with 100k in student loans, smart move by you",Shit I graduated with 120K AFTER a 100K scholarship. I just took another 22K for a masters also,Please dont take this the wrong way but why would you take on 120k and then add on 22k more?
53652,Shit I graduated with 120K AFTER a 100K scholarship. I just took another 22K for a masters also,Please dont take this the wrong way but why would you take on 120k and then add on 22k more?,I’m not him but at that point 22k is piss all if you really want to have a masters
53653,My university just gave me a full ride scholarship and retroactively absorbed older fees,This is beyond awesome and i am so proud and happy for you!!!!!!,"Thank you! I just saw your post, and i am proud of you too!"
53654,This is beyond awesome and i am so proud and happy for you!!!!!!,"Thank you! I just saw your post, and i am proud of you too!",Thank you :D
53655,My university just gave me a full ride scholarship and retroactively absorbed older fees,I don’t know about community colleges life is odd,Haha it’s definitely swept under the rug sometimes!!
53656,I don’t know about community colleges life is odd,Haha it’s definitely swept under the rug sometimes!!,Yeah not sure if I’ll go transfer to one or not but glad it worked out for you
53657,I'm an uncle!,I've been an uncle since I was 3 months,Congrats man :))
53658,I've been an uncle since I was 3 months,Congrats man :)),Thanks
53659,Brown Eyes,I was the opposite I hated my blue eyes I wanted brown eyes they were more exotic to me,I hope you love your eyes now :)
53660,I was the opposite I hated my blue eyes I wanted brown eyes they were more exotic to me,I hope you love your eyes now :),Yeah they are okay lol I’m just thankful for vision lol don’t worry about eye color anymore!
53661,I hope you love your eyes now :),Yeah they are okay lol I’m just thankful for vision lol don’t worry about eye color anymore!,I'm sure they're beautiful :)
53662,Yeah they are okay lol I’m just thankful for vision lol don’t worry about eye color anymore!,I'm sure they're beautiful :),They are light blue. Thanks that made me smile :)
53663,I'm sure they're beautiful :),They are light blue. Thanks that made me smile :),Sounds gorgeous :) good I'm glad! I hope you continue to smile and have a happy day!
53664,They are light blue. Thanks that made me smile :),Sounds gorgeous :) good I'm glad! I hope you continue to smile and have a happy day!,:)
53665,Sounds gorgeous :) good I'm glad! I hope you continue to smile and have a happy day!,:),:)
53666,Brown Eyes,"I love brown eyes. I personally have blue eyes, which are nice, but brown eyes are so homey",I love all eyes! I'm sure you're eyes are homey too :))
53667,"I love brown eyes. I personally have blue eyes, which are nice, but brown eyes are so homey",I love all eyes! I'm sure you're eyes are homey too :)),Aww thank you!!
53668,I love all eyes! I'm sure you're eyes are homey too :)),Aww thank you!!,You're welcome :)
53669,"Someone asked me, ""What are you most proud of in 2019?"" I just hit my 9 month mark on sobriety.",I made 2 tracks,"This is HUGE!! Just keep making 1 more at a time. Bro, very proud of you."
53670,I made 2 tracks,"This is HUGE!! Just keep making 1 more at a time. Bro, very proud of you.","Thx
But my parents won't give me the laptop
So I can't make any more"
53671,Hello. Hi. Hey.,Setting up for finals on Monday.,Good luck! Finals for what?
53672,Setting up for finals on Monday.,Good luck! Finals for what?,"Calc 3, Econ, UNIX, Project Management"
53673,Good luck! Finals for what?,"Calc 3, Econ, UNIX, Project Management","Oh goodness! Once again, good luck in your finals!"
53674,pls help me find my next series to binge-watch! examples of things i like in the description.,"You have Breaking Bad on your list, but not Better Call Saul.","Oh yes, I haven't seen. Is it worth a look do you think?"
53675,"You have Breaking Bad on your list, but not Better Call Saul.","Oh yes, I haven't seen. Is it worth a look do you think?","Definitely. It a slow burner, but gripping, and it gives back story to BB."
53676,"Oh yes, I haven't seen. Is it worth a look do you think?","Definitely. It a slow burner, but gripping, and it gives back story to BB.","Nice! Thanks for that, added to my shortlist."
53677,pls help me find my next series to binge-watch! examples of things i like in the description.,"You have Breaking Bad on your list, but not Better Call Saul.",New season out yet ?
53678,"You have Breaking Bad on your list, but not Better Call Saul.",New season out yet ?,"sigh, not yet"
53679,New season out yet ?,"sigh, not yet",It killing me
53680,pls help me find my next series to binge-watch! examples of things i like in the description.,Shameless,"Would you recommend the UK version, or the U.S one?"
53681,Shameless,"Would you recommend the UK version, or the U.S one?",The US. I havent seen the UK version.
53682,"Would you recommend the UK version, or the U.S one?",The US. I havent seen the UK version.,"Sweet, thanks!"
53683,pls help me find my next series to binge-watch! examples of things i like in the description.,Good burger. Good comedy movie though sadly it’s a movie and not a series.,"Movies are good time fillers too, just less time, right? :D"
53684,Good burger. Good comedy movie though sadly it’s a movie and not a series.,"Movies are good time fillers too, just less time, right? :D",Yeah.
53685,I asked for a very high starting salary and I GOT IT!,"Congratulations mate!
Hope you do well",Thank you so much! ❤️
53686,"Congratulations mate!
Hope you do well",Thank you so much! ❤️,"Getting a salary above the median is really a good deal, may you enjoy your career"
53687,I asked for a very high starting salary and I GOT IT!,How much do you earn?,"Bro u know ur supposed to ask a man his favorite color, not his salary"
53688,How much do you earn?,"Bro u know ur supposed to ask a man his favorite color, not his salary","Thank youuuu!

Edit. I'm a woman. So, hey! ;-)"
53689,"Bro u know ur supposed to ask a man his favorite color, not his salary","Thank youuuu!

Edit. I'm a woman. So, hey! ;-)","Ohhhhh, hey;)"
53690,My sister's cat saved our lives last night,Wow!! Gaster saved the day!!! Hope you  all gave him some treats :),He will get plenty of treats
53691,Wow!! Gaster saved the day!!! Hope you  all gave him some treats :),He will get plenty of treats,Aww! Yay!
53692,He will get plenty of treats,Aww! Yay!,This was a beautiful exchange ty for this
53693,Aww! Yay!,This was a beautiful exchange ty for this,🤗
53694,Wow!! Gaster saved the day!!! Hope you  all gave him some treats :),He will get plenty of treats,Had anyone commented on the insanely appropriate name?
53695,My sister's cat saved our lives last night,Omg .. thank god for your little guy.,"Yeah, I thank God for bringing Gaster into our lives. He's a good boy."
53696,Omg .. thank god for your little guy.,"Yeah, I thank God for bringing Gaster into our lives. He's a good boy.",Good kitsy kitsy
53697,My sister's cat saved our lives last night,How'd Gaster get his name?  Quite fitting for the save!,My sister named him after a character from the video game Undertale.
53698,How'd Gaster get his name?  Quite fitting for the save!,My sister named him after a character from the video game Undertale.,Nice...and he's definitely your guardian angel :)
53699,How'd Gaster get his name?  Quite fitting for the save!,My sister named him after a character from the video game Undertale.,"I thought of Undertale immediately too.

Beware of the man who speaks in hands."
53700,My sister named him after a character from the video game Undertale.,"I thought of Undertale immediately too.

Beware of the man who speaks in hands.",Beware of the cat who meows in paws
53701,How'd Gaster get his name?  Quite fitting for the save!,My sister named him after a character from the video game Undertale.,Now I'm curious about the names of the other two cats
53702,My sister named him after a character from the video game Undertale.,Now I'm curious about the names of the other two cats,Papyrus and Sans??
53703,My sister named him after a character from the video game Undertale.,Now I'm curious about the names of the other two cats,"Unfortunately, their names aren't as cool. They're Luna and Hobbes."
53704,Now I'm curious about the names of the other two cats,"Unfortunately, their names aren't as cool. They're Luna and Hobbes.",Luna might be from Harry Potter?
53705,How'd Gaster get his name?  Quite fitting for the save!,My sister named him after a character from the video game Undertale.,Beware the man who speaks in hands...
53706,How'd Gaster get his name?  Quite fitting for the save!,My sister named him after a character from the video game Undertale.,Is the cat black and white? (Please tell me he is!)
53707,My sister named him after a character from the video game Undertale.,Is the cat black and white? (Please tell me he is!),He is. I'm gonna add a link to a pic of him in the post.
53708,How'd Gaster get his name?  Quite fitting for the save!,My sister named him after a character from the video game Undertale.,I don’t even play Undertale and I immediately thought of it when I read the name
53709,My sister's cat saved our lives last night,"\*Gaster spares you\*

\*It fills you with determination\*",Finally I found a undertale related comment.
53710,"\*Gaster spares you\*

\*It fills you with determination\*",Finally I found a undertale related comment.,haha!
53711,My sister's cat saved our lives last night,Gaster the gas detector,Gaster-tector
53712,Gaster the gas detector,Gaster-tector,Nice
53713,You're my friend now,I like memes. How long have you been with your bf,You and me both... lol. Four years in May.
53714,I like memes. How long have you been with your bf,You and me both... lol. Four years in May.,That’s a long tome. Congrats. Have you two discussed marriage at all?
53715,You and me both... lol. Four years in May.,That’s a long tome. Congrats. Have you two discussed marriage at all?,Yeah but we’re poor lol
53716,You're my friend now,Hey friend,Oh hello :)
53717,Hey friend,Oh hello :),What's up dude !!
53718,Oh hello :),What's up dude !!,"My dude, nothing is up but watching Toy Story. You?"
53719,What's up dude !!,"My dude, nothing is up but watching Toy Story. You?",Watching Gram Stephen
53720,"My dude, nothing is up but watching Toy Story. You?",Watching Gram Stephen,What is that about?
53721,Watching Gram Stephen,What is that about?,He's a wealthy real estate investor.
53722,What is that about?,He's a wealthy real estate investor.,Sounds boring lol
53723,He's a wealthy real estate investor.,Sounds boring lol,I like those things 😹
53724,Sounds boring lol,I like those things 😹,No wonder you came and talked to me. I’m boring. Lol
53725,I like those things 😹,No wonder you came and talked to me. I’m boring. Lol,I'm boring too 😹😹 twins lol
53726,No wonder you came and talked to me. I’m boring. Lol,I'm boring too 😹😹 twins lol,Twinsies
53727,You're my friend now,"I'm always up for digital penpals.

How goes life?",Don't ask.  Please don't ask how or why I read that wrong
53728,"I'm always up for digital penpals.

How goes life?",Don't ask.  Please don't ask how or why I read that wrong,"I won't. BUt, ya know, It does make me curious"
53729,You're my friend now,I'm always up for friends.,Oh hello friend :)
53730,I'm always up for friends.,Oh hello friend :),Hi!
53731,Oh hello friend :),Hi!,How is life?
53732,I passed my o-chem final!!!,Well done. You should be proud of yourself,Gee you're making me blush 😊
53733,Well done. You should be proud of yourself,Gee you're making me blush 😊,Next time don't assume you will bomb! ;)
53734,I passed my o-chem final!!!,Congrats,Thanks how's your day?
53735,Congrats,Thanks how's your day?,Stressful.
53736,Thanks how's your day?,Stressful.,What's going on?
53737,Stressful.,What's going on?,Work mainly.
53738,I received a raise in my job today!,Yeah but 30% of 8 bucks an hour is nothing to be proud of,Have you always been such an asshole? If he makes 8 bucks an hr he NEEDS that 30%.
53739,Yeah but 30% of 8 bucks an hour is nothing to be proud of,Have you always been such an asshole? If he makes 8 bucks an hr he NEEDS that 30%.,My bad just sayin
53740,I'm becoming an old man,"It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.",Username checks out
53741,"It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.",Username checks out,LOL
53742,I'm becoming an old man,I stopped reading at oatmeal raisin cookie,To go buy some from the store?
53743,I stopped reading at oatmeal raisin cookie,To go buy some from the store?,Yes all of the stock and then proceed to burn them
53744,To go buy some from the store?,Yes all of the stock and then proceed to burn them,Burnt ones are good too!
53745,Yes all of the stock and then proceed to burn them,Burnt ones are good too!,The charred cookie probably masks the raisin a little
53746,Burnt ones are good too!,The charred cookie probably masks the raisin a little,Raisins are the best part
53747,What is something you are excited about?,I'm gonna be trying to buy a new bike this upcoming year. Hoping for March,Nice. What kind of bike?
53748,I'm gonna be trying to buy a new bike this upcoming year. Hoping for March,Nice. What kind of bike?,Hardtails. I'm debating between a few different ones in the ballpark of 2k
53749,What is something you are excited about?,My graduation ceremony in 2 hours!,Congratulations 🎉
53750,My graduation ceremony in 2 hours!,Congratulations 🎉,"Thanks, have you found something to be excited about too?"
53751,What is something you are excited about?,"My girlfriend is meeting my family, that outta be fun.",That’s great :) How long have you guys been together?
53752,"My girlfriend is meeting my family, that outta be fun.",That’s great :) How long have you guys been together?,Five months.
53753,What is something you are excited about?,The end of my semester in 3 days!,"Congrats! Hope you get a nice, long break."
53754,The end of my semester in 3 days!,"Congrats! Hope you get a nice, long break.",Thanks!!
53755,What is something you are excited about?,"im going to pick out christmas gifts next week, and a shirt i ordered is coming soon!","Cool, what kind of shirt?"
53756,"im going to pick out christmas gifts next week, and a shirt i ordered is coming soon!","Cool, what kind of shirt?",its an Akira shirt advertising the Neo-tokyo olympics
53757,"For the first time in my life, I'm perfectly fine with the idea of not being in a relationship",I’m at the pint where I am fine with not being good enough to be in a relationship,Have a few more pints and you’ll feel even better about it!
53758,I’m at the pint where I am fine with not being good enough to be in a relationship,Have a few more pints and you’ll feel even better about it!,Picked up two bottles today
53759,I finished college today!!!,I have got a girlfriend. The first time in my 20 years of life.,Congrats!!
53760,I have got a girlfriend. The first time in my 20 years of life.,Congrats!!,Thanks!
53761,I finished college today!!!,I graduated this summer and got a job at IBM as software developer.,Congrats!!
53762,I graduated this summer and got a job at IBM as software developer.,Congrats!!,Thanks
53763,I hope my dog knows how much I love him....,Do you know how much he loves you?,This made my eyes all misty
53764,Do you know how much he loves you?,This made my eyes all misty,"""Misty""?

Crying like a baby over here..."
53765,This made my eyes all misty,"""Misty""?

Crying like a baby over here...","Well, did you ever had a pet before? Or just something that you are really attached to?"
53766,"""Misty""?

Crying like a baby over here...","Well, did you ever had a pet before? Or just something that you are really attached to?",What the hell are you even talking about? Seriously.
53767,I hope my dog knows how much I love him....,Aren't cheeto puffs orange though?,I wish I could figure out what this was referring to lmao
53768,Aren't cheeto puffs orange though?,I wish I could figure out what this was referring to lmao,"No, Maryland is a state not a country"
53769,Aren't cheeto puffs orange though?,I wish I could figure out what this was referring to lmao,See their username.
53770,I wish I could figure out what this was referring to lmao,See their username.,Yea I realize now 😂
53771,I hope my dog knows how much I love him....,"You know that Apple emoji that has the big, sad eyes? That was me when I opened the image",Are you referring to this one 🥺🥺 I use it all the time lmao
53772,"You know that Apple emoji that has the big, sad eyes? That was me when I opened the image",Are you referring to this one 🥺🥺 I use it all the time lmao,Yes! It’s my 2nd favorite emoji lol
53773,"Hey! Dont know how reddit works, just wanted to say hi",Hello,Hiii!
53774,Hello,Hiii!,MARE DE DEU. cuantos castellano parlantes
53775,Hiii!,MARE DE DEU. cuantos castellano parlantes,Pues ya ves jajajaja
53776,MARE DE DEU. cuantos castellano parlantes,Pues ya ves jajajaja,"Cuantas casualidades, que cosas."
53777,Pues ya ves jajajaja,"Cuantas casualidades, que cosas.",En verdad si jajaja!!
53778,"Cuantas casualidades, que cosas.",En verdad si jajaja!!,Que pasa por aquí
53779,"Hey! Dont know how reddit works, just wanted to say hi","Hello! :) I have you seen you are in Barcelona, I am too (well, close). How are you?",Fine thanks!! and you?
53780,"Hello! :) I have you seen you are in Barcelona, I am too (well, close). How are you?",Fine thanks!! and you?,I'm good too :)
53781,Fine thanks!! and you?,I'm good too :),Greaat so you speak spanish?
53782,I'm good too :),Greaat so you speak spanish?,Si!
53783,"Hey! Dont know how reddit works, just wanted to say hi",Wassup!,Hey there! How to doin?
53784,Wassup!,Hey there! How to doin?,Trying to sleep 😆
53785,Hey there! How to doin?,Trying to sleep 😆,Ooh where you from?
53786,How are you ACTUALLY feeling?,"Tired. 

How about you?",Was feeling bad...but better now. Thanks for asking.
53787,"Tired. 

How about you?",Was feeling bad...but better now. Thanks for asking.,Good for you. I am very hungry. I will eat shortly
53788,Was feeling bad...but better now. Thanks for asking.,Good for you. I am very hungry. I will eat shortly,Haha hope u have a nice meal!!
53789,How are you ACTUALLY feeling?,"Kinda lonely, kinda tired.",Tired from what?
53790,"Kinda lonely, kinda tired.",Tired from what?,From not sleeping.
53791,I just matched with my downstairs neighbor on Tinder,That's hilarious! I feel like that's super convenient but could get awkward fast,I agree! I feel like he already knows too much about me just from what he can hear lol
53792,That's hilarious! I feel like that's super convenient but could get awkward fast,I agree! I feel like he already knows too much about me just from what he can hear lol,"also, invite him to this chat  :)"
53793,That's hilarious! I feel like that's super convenient but could get awkward fast,I agree! I feel like he already knows too much about me just from what he can hear lol,If you only knew...
53794,That's hilarious! I feel like that's super convenient but could get awkward fast,I agree! I feel like he already knows too much about me just from what he can hear lol,Are you gonna kill him now.
53795,I just matched with my downstairs neighbor on Tinder,That's hilarious! I feel like that's super convenient but could get awkward fast,"No way my extensive research of romcoms tell me this is a perfect ""cute meet"""
53796,That's hilarious! I feel like that's super convenient but could get awkward fast,"No way my extensive research of romcoms tell me this is a perfect ""cute meet""","baaaaaaaah ""meet cute"""
53797,"No way my extensive research of romcoms tell me this is a perfect ""cute meet""","baaaaaaaah ""meet cute""","Damn it, I had one job. Shame :("
53798,"baaaaaaaah ""meet cute""","Damn it, I had one job. Shame :(",ah forgiven and forgotten! :)
53799,I just matched with my downstairs neighbor on Tinder,Did you fuck?,"not yet, thankfully we’re both in our PJs and don’t want to hang lol"
53800,Did you fuck?,"not yet, thankfully we’re both in our PJs and don’t want to hang lol","You're lucky that's a really convenient fuck buddy, most of mine have been 30-50 minutes away"
53801,"not yet, thankfully we’re both in our PJs and don’t want to hang lol","You're lucky that's a really convenient fuck buddy, most of mine have been 30-50 minutes away",[removed]
53802,I just matched with my downstairs neighbor on Tinder,I thought it could only go &gt;1 mile?....,Nah I’ve had a ton of people that were only a few hundred feet when I’m in big cities
53803,I thought it could only go &gt;1 mile?....,Nah I’ve had a ton of people that were only a few hundred feet when I’m in big cities,And the Name of that guy? Albert Einstein!
53804,I just matched with my downstairs neighbor on Tinder,I thought it could only go &gt;1 mile?....,"It does, she's lying. It never says feet because that's way too dangerous"
53805,I thought it could only go &gt;1 mile?....,"It does, she's lying. It never says feet because that's way too dangerous",Someone should tell Grindr.
53806,I thought it could only go &gt;1 mile?....,"It does, she's lying. It never says feet because that's way too dangerous","it'd be tooooooo dangerous, i agree"
53807,"I’m an (almost) 30 year old man, and my 11 year old just made me (happy) cry",Damn your 11 year old is making ME happy cry. What a sweet kid. Ya done good my man. Done good.,I try my best. This parenting shit is hard
53808,Damn your 11 year old is making ME happy cry. What a sweet kid. Ya done good my man. Done good.,I try my best. This parenting shit is hard,Well it sounds like you're doing a great job!
53809,It's my birthday. I'm alone,Happy Birthday stranger! And I hope you have such a wonderful and lovely day!,You too
53810,Happy Birthday stranger! And I hope you have such a wonderful and lovely day!,You too,Thanks! :)
53811,It's my birthday. I'm alone,Happy birthday! Enjoy the day and relax! And dont forget to get yourself a nice birthday treat!,Thankyou. I had a meal and some drinks :)
53812,Happy birthday! Enjoy the day and relax! And dont forget to get yourself a nice birthday treat!,Thankyou. I had a meal and some drinks :),A good birthday so far?
53813,It's my birthday. I'm alone,"Hey, we share the same birthday!",That's cool. Happy birthday mate
53814,"Hey, we share the same birthday!",That's cool. Happy birthday mate,You got steam or something? I can buy a game for ya
53815,It's my birthday. I'm alone,this happened to me before and it sucks..I'm sorry and hope you have an awesome day,Thankyou I'll try :) you too
53816,this happened to me before and it sucks..I'm sorry and hope you have an awesome day,Thankyou I'll try :) you too,it happened years ago to me.. curious where are you from?
53817,Thankyou I'll try :) you too,it happened years ago to me.. curious where are you from?,"Cheshire,  England. You?"
53818,It's my birthday. I'm alone,Happy birthday 🎉,Cheers mare
53819,Happy birthday 🎉,Cheers mare,Mate
53820,It's my birthday. I'm alone,"Happy birthday stranger, how is/was your meal?",It was delicious. A bit weird by myself but glad I went
53821,"Happy birthday stranger, how is/was your meal?",It was delicious. A bit weird by myself but glad I went,First time eating alone is always a bit weird but you can enjoy yourself
53822,It's my birthday. I'm alone,Happy birthday 🎂! I hope you're haing a good time in the pub!,Thankyou:) I did my best. Have a good day
53823,Happy birthday 🎂! I hope you're haing a good time in the pub!,Thankyou:) I did my best. Have a good day,Have a pint from me (in spirit)
53824,Thankyou:) I did my best. Have a good day,Have a pint from me (in spirit),Thankyou mate
53825,It's my birthday. I'm alone,Happy birthday,Thanks mate
53826,Happy birthday,Thanks mate,"Np, hope you have a great day still"
53827,It's my birthday. I'm alone,"Many happy returns. I hope you enjoy you meal. 
Where are you traveling to?","Thankyou. Phuket thailand on the way , then Melbourne,  Australia for a year:)"
53828,"Many happy returns. I hope you enjoy you meal. 
Where are you traveling to?","Thankyou. Phuket thailand on the way , then Melbourne,  Australia for a year:)","Wow I'm jealous. That sounds amazing. 
Where in the UK are you from?"
53829,"Thankyou. Phuket thailand on the way , then Melbourne,  Australia for a year:)","Wow I'm jealous. That sounds amazing. 
Where in the UK are you from?",Cheshire. Where are you from?
53830,"Wow I'm jealous. That sounds amazing. 
Where in the UK are you from?",Cheshire. Where are you from?,Good old Devon!
53831,It's my birthday. I'm alone,"Happy Birthday!! Your not alone, you have your reddit family. Much love from South Wales/UK xxx","Mainly Talacre , if you've been"
53832,"Happy Birthday!! Your not alone, you have your reddit family. Much love from South Wales/UK xxx","Mainly Talacre , if you've been",I’ve never been that far north tbh. How has your day been lovely? X
53833,It's my birthday. I'm alone,"Hey Happy Birthday :)

How old are you turning?","Thanks , 21"
53834,"Hey Happy Birthday :)

How old are you turning?","Thanks , 21","Nice drinking a beer? 
What are you having for lunch/dinner?"
53835,It's my birthday. I'm alone,"Hey man, today’s my birthday too, let’s celebrate it together!",Happy birthday mate. Up to much??
53836,"Hey man, today’s my birthday too, let’s celebrate it together!",Happy birthday mate. Up to much??,"Nah, had a nice dinner but the party is gonna be this weekend. You doing anything?"
53837,It's my birthday. I'm alone,So where are you going to eat?,"I went to wetherspoons,  a pub / restaurant chain in the UK!"
53838,So where are you going to eat?,"I went to wetherspoons,  a pub / restaurant chain in the UK!",Awesome! Hope you enjoyed the meal
53839,It's my birthday. I'm alone,Me too brother. Dec 4th kids tough it out. Hmu anytime,Happy birthday mate. Did you do anything for it?
53840,Me too brother. Dec 4th kids tough it out. Hmu anytime,Happy birthday mate. Did you do anything for it?,Night shift. 12 hours. Reddit. God bless.
53841,It's my birthday. I'm alone,"happy birthday! mine was yesterday and was also stood up /: on the bright side, free drinks!",Happy birthday for yesterday. Sorry to hear that. Did you go anywhere nice by yourself??
53842,"happy birthday! mine was yesterday and was also stood up /: on the bright side, free drinks!",Happy birthday for yesterday. Sorry to hear that. Did you go anywhere nice by yourself??,thank you!! and yes went out for some boba :)
53843,It's my birthday. I'm alone,actually its not very bad. I used to it for years.,Jesus.. how did that happen??
53844,actually its not very bad. I used to it for years.,Jesus.. how did that happen??,"I'm from Turkey. My birthday is 16th july, and just google for July 15 2016..."
53845,It's my birthday. I'm alone,I realise I am 3 days late but I hope you still enjoyed your birthday :),Thanks mate
53846,I realise I am 3 days late but I hope you still enjoyed your birthday :),Thanks mate,:)
53847,Does anyone else feel like they have no friends?,"Lemme tell you this... 

It only gets worse after college.",OOF
53848,"Lemme tell you this... 

It only gets worse after college.",OOF,"Rough life. 

Nah you’ll be good."
53849,My girlfriend and I can’t have a dog so we adopted a fly and named him Jarrell,"I would have gone with Mick

Mick fly",Barbara Flysand
53850,"I would have gone with Mick

Mick fly",Barbara Flysand,Steven Flyler
53851,Barbara Flysand,Steven Flyler,"Flyke Myers (a stretch, I know)"
53852,"I would have gone with Mick

Mick fly",Barbara Flysand,fucking Jarrell man....can't take this fly anywhere!
53853,Barbara Flysand,fucking Jarrell man....can't take this fly anywhere!,He still the homie tho
53854,fucking Jarrell man....can't take this fly anywhere!,He still the homie tho,Hell yea he his! Homies are forever. Jarrell's da man.
53855,He still the homie tho,Hell yea he his! Homies are forever. Jarrell's da man.,I think he’s dead now but he will forever live on in our hearts. RIP Jarrell
53856,Hell yea he his! Homies are forever. Jarrell's da man.,I think he’s dead now but he will forever live on in our hearts. RIP Jarrell,"I'm pouring out some water for my homie Jarrell, RIP."
53857,I think he’s dead now but he will forever live on in our hearts. RIP Jarrell,"I'm pouring out some water for my homie Jarrell, RIP.",We appreciate it.
53858,My girlfriend and I can’t have a dog so we adopted a fly and named him Jarrell,"I would have gone with Mick

Mick fly",That's what my dad names the cockatiel I found this summer
53859,"I would have gone with Mick

Mick fly",That's what my dad names the cockatiel I found this summer,You found a cockatiel?
53860,That's what my dad names the cockatiel I found this summer,You found a cockatiel?, Yup was just chillin in the road by my house
53861,You found a cockatiel?, Yup was just chillin in the road by my house,Are you in the tropics somewhere or was it just an escaped pet?
53862,My girlfriend and I can’t have a dog so we adopted a fly and named him Jarrell,Next one can be Tony.,Stark? 😭😭
53863,Next one can be Tony.,Stark? 😭😭,"Technically a Malcolm in the Middle reference, but sure."
53864,Stark? 😭😭,"Technically a Malcolm in the Middle reference, but sure.",We’ll take it.
53865,My girlfriend and I can’t have a dog so we adopted a fly and named him Jarrell,OMG BEST REDDIT POST EVER. DAMMIT JARRELL!!! I had to read this 12 times!! I LOVE IT!!!,Jarrell loves you.
53866,OMG BEST REDDIT POST EVER. DAMMIT JARRELL!!! I had to read this 12 times!! I LOVE IT!!!,Jarrell loves you.,Please tell Jarrell he is the best fly ever. Bitches be jealous you got a good one over here.
53867,Jarrell loves you.,Please tell Jarrell he is the best fly ever. Bitches be jealous you got a good one over here.,Jarrell is the best one. I’ll pass along your message.
53868,I started drawing half a year ago and want to show it to someone.,Nice work! What is your Instagram? I will be there when you start posting!,Thanks a lot! My username is kolja.fineart . Hope to see you there! :)
53869,Nice work! What is your Instagram? I will be there when you start posting!,Thanks a lot! My username is kolja.fineart . Hope to see you there! :),[removed]
53870,I started drawing half a year ago and want to show it to someone.,Such great work you should take them to a gallery...,"Thanks, maybe in a few years, i still feel like a noob at this :D"
53871,Such great work you should take them to a gallery...,"Thanks, maybe in a few years, i still feel like a noob at this :D","You have a gift my friend . Don't be afraid of it , share it 😃"
53872,I started drawing half a year ago and want to show it to someone.,It's amazing but I dont understand what's NSFW.. can anyone enlighten me?,"If you click on the imgur link, you get to an album where you find the NSFW part ;)"
53873,It's amazing but I dont understand what's NSFW.. can anyone enlighten me?,"If you click on the imgur link, you get to an album where you find the NSFW part ;)",You're one of the good ones! Thanks :) these are fabulous
53874,It's my cat's first Christmas with me and I'm so excited!,Username DOESN'T check out :( this is so sad,How so?
53875,Username DOESN'T check out :( this is so sad,How so?,I can't wait to get Elliot a present and sit in the cool airconditioning away from the heat
53876,How so?,I can't wait to get Elliot a present and sit in the cool airconditioning away from the heat,"Well, the Winter Soldier is just my favorite Marvel character"
53877,I can't wait to get Elliot a present and sit in the cool airconditioning away from the heat,"Well, the Winter Soldier is just my favorite Marvel character",Very cool :)
53878,I got a 60k scholarship to University of Minnesota!,"Holy cow, that’s a lot for the UofM. Congrats! You’re talking the Twin Cities location, right?","Thanks! And yes, Twin Cities location"
53879,"Holy cow, that’s a lot for the UofM. Congrats! You’re talking the Twin Cities location, right?","Thanks! And yes, Twin Cities location",So exciting! Are you from MN originally or moving there?
53880,I got a 60k scholarship to University of Minnesota!,Congratulations ! What will you be studying?,Thank you! I’ll be studying chemical engineering
53881,Congratulations ! What will you be studying?,Thank you! I’ll be studying chemical engineering,Nice! Good luck!
53882,I got a 60k scholarship to University of Minnesota!,Good work. My son is a junior there. Pretty competitive institution to get accepted to!,Thank you! What does your son study?
53883,Good work. My son is a junior there. Pretty competitive institution to get accepted to!,Thank you! What does your son study?,Math and Spanish. At CLA. I understand CSE is brutal.
53884,I got a 60k scholarship to University of Minnesota!,Great job! Meanwhile I spelt boxcar wrong at a spelling bee,Thank you! Once upon a time I got out first round at a spelling bee as well
53885,Great job! Meanwhile I spelt boxcar wrong at a spelling bee,Thank you! Once upon a time I got out first round at a spelling bee as well,"By the way, it wasn't because I'm dumb, it was because I hate stages"
53886,Thank you! Once upon a time I got out first round at a spelling bee as well,"By the way, it wasn't because I'm dumb, it was because I hate stages",Ope well I cant say the same
53887,"By the way, it wasn't because I'm dumb, it was because I hate stages",Ope well I cant say the same,R.i.p.
53888,Successfully convinced my wife to vaccinate our son,Someone give this man a medal,"ahahah nah no need, son's good health is rewarding enough"
53889,Someone give this man a medal,"ahahah nah no need, son's good health is rewarding enough",r/wholesome
53890,Successfully convinced my wife to vaccinate our son,"Vaccinations go back much further than 40-50 years.

Try 1796.","Inoculation isn't quite vaccination, but yeah"
53891,"Vaccinations go back much further than 40-50 years.

Try 1796.","Inoculation isn't quite vaccination, but yeah",Same idea.
53892,"As of today, I am no longer homeless.",Congratulations!,Thank you.
53893,Congratulations!,Thank you.,Congrats. I hope It will all work out in the end. GOOD LUCK 👍
53894,"As of today, I am no longer homeless.",Awesome!!! 😁,Darn right!
53895,Awesome!!! 😁,Darn right!,🙌🙌
53896,"As of today, I am no longer homeless.",Congratulations!,Thanks
53897,Congratulations!,Thanks,"You're welcome :) I'm so happy for you, being homeless at Christmas would suck"
53898,Thanks,"You're welcome :) I'm so happy for you, being homeless at Christmas would suck",It definitely would! I had to spend my birthday alone.
53899,"You're welcome :) I'm so happy for you, being homeless at Christmas would suck",It definitely would! I had to spend my birthday alone.,"oh no! Well, merry Christmas!"
53900,"As of today, I am no longer homeless.",I remember that feeling congrats and enjoy,"Hey, happy cake day!!"
53901,I remember that feeling congrats and enjoy,"Hey, happy cake day!!",Thanks for noticing enjoy a piece of cake with me 🍰
53902,"Hey, happy cake day!!",Thanks for noticing enjoy a piece of cake with me 🍰,Mmm!
53903,"As of today, I am no longer homeless.",Yayyyyyy! Congratulations sir!!!,"Yayyyy, thanks so much!"
53904,Yayyyyyy! Congratulations sir!!!,"Yayyyy, thanks so much!",You're badass
53905,"As of today, I am no longer homeless.",Congratulations!!!! I’m so proud of you!!! :D!,"Hey, I'm a weeb too! Time to watch in the sanctity of my own home now!"
53906,Congratulations!!!! I’m so proud of you!!! :D!,"Hey, I'm a weeb too! Time to watch in the sanctity of my own home now!",Nice! I hope you enjoy the anime you watch!
53907,"Hey, I'm a weeb too! Time to watch in the sanctity of my own home now!",Nice! I hope you enjoy the anime you watch!,&lt;3
53908,"As of today, I am no longer homeless.","God any homeless story also, what's the best gift to something who is homeless",Socks are good. Athletes foot cream. Something to eat
53909,"God any homeless story also, what's the best gift to something who is homeless",Socks are good. Athletes foot cream. Something to eat,Got any homeless story's
53910,"As of today, I am no longer homeless.",I wish you well as you get adjusted to what should have always been a part of your life. 💜,Wow thank you so much. That means a lot
53911,I wish you well as you get adjusted to what should have always been a part of your life. 💜,Wow thank you so much. That means a lot,No problem. 💜💜💜
53912,"As of today, I am no longer homeless.",HELL YES!!! I’m very close to getting out of being homeless too.,Sweeeeet!! You got this!!
53913,HELL YES!!! I’m very close to getting out of being homeless too.,Sweeeeet!! You got this!!,"Taking a dump in your own space? Forget about it. 
Lmao

I’m proud of you my friend. 👍"
53914,Multiple friends reached out to me when I joked that I was sad,Honestly it shows who’s the real one in your group and the fake ones.,This is why you should never listen to reddit
53915,Honestly it shows who’s the real one in your group and the fake ones.,This is why you should never listen to reddit,But what about this bit?
53916,Multiple friends reached out to me when I joked that I was sad,18 friends is.. More than i have lets keep it at that,I only have 3 close friends and the rest are acquaintances
53917,18 friends is.. More than i have lets keep it at that,I only have 3 close friends and the rest are acquaintances,You guys have people who want to talk to you? /s but not really lmao
53918,I only have 3 close friends and the rest are acquaintances,You guys have people who want to talk to you? /s but not really lmao,you guys have people???
53919,You guys have people who want to talk to you? /s but not really lmao,you guys have people???,You guys?!
53920,you guys have people???,You guys?!,You?!
53921,You guys?!,You?!,U?!
53922,You?!,U?!,?!
53923,18 friends is.. More than i have lets keep it at that,I only have 3 close friends and the rest are acquaintances,"Wow, you have aquaitances??"
53924,18 friends is.. More than i have lets keep it at that,I only have 3 close friends and the rest are acquaintances,[removed]
53925,I get very emotionally invested in games,"Just finished Detroit, tried so hard to keep everyone alive 😭",Did you at least save Connor?
53926,"Just finished Detroit, tried so hard to keep everyone alive 😭",Did you at least save Connor?,Sure did! I lost Luther though 😭
53927,I get very emotionally invested in games,Don't play the walking dead,Too late. That was rough
53928,Don't play the walking dead,Too late. That was rough,Yeah :(
53929,Too late. That was rough,Yeah :(,Happy cake day btw
53930,Yeah :(,Happy cake day btw,Thanks. Have you ever played shenmue or Yakuza?
53931,Happy cake day btw,Thanks. Have you ever played shenmue or Yakuza?,Nope don't think so. Is it worth checking out?
53932,Thanks. Have you ever played shenmue or Yakuza?,Nope don't think so. Is it worth checking out?,"I know they are classics and they are highly story driven, but never tried them out."
53933,Nope don't think so. Is it worth checking out?,"I know they are classics and they are highly story driven, but never tried them out.",Might give it a shot. Thanks
53934,Did I get a job?,Congrats dude! Where are you gonna work?,"Thanks dude! 

I will be working as a sales representative for a distance learning institute."
53935,Congrats dude! Where are you gonna work?,"Thanks dude! 

I will be working as a sales representative for a distance learning institute.",Wow! Congratulations!
53936,Congrats dude! Where are you gonna work?,"Thanks dude! 

I will be working as a sales representative for a distance learning institute.",Ima distance learning teacher! PM me if you need some great distance learning talent.
53937,Did I get a job?,Congratulations and welcome to the real world. It sucks...you are gonna love it.,Looking for a job in a nutshell: desperately stressing out to be even more stressed out.
53938,Congratulations and welcome to the real world. It sucks...you are gonna love it.,Looking for a job in a nutshell: desperately stressing out to be even more stressed out.,But at least you’re stressed out.. with money!!
53939,i cry when imagining someone hugging and comforting me. is that weird?,Not weird at all. Sending virtual hugs,"Great, you made her cry"
53940,Not weird at all. Sending virtual hugs,"Great, you made her cry",*virtual cri
53941,Not weird at all. Sending virtual hugs,"Great, you made her cry",Him*
53942,Not weird at all. Sending virtual hugs,"Great, you made her cry",[deleted]
53943,"Life's too short, do whatever the fuck makes you happy",Life is short but it’s the longest thing you do.,-Michael Scott
53944,Life is short but it’s the longest thing you do.,-Michael Scott,-Wayne Gretzky
53945,"Life's too short, do whatever the fuck makes you happy","How old are you, if I may ask?","23, why?"
53946,"How old are you, if I may ask?","23, why?","Sounds something somebody of an older age might say, congrats for being wise"
53947,"I got a few hours to kill so ask me anything! The more questions the better, hopefully this will make time go by a bit faster","Do you like buttsex? If so, do you prefer taking it or giving?",Haha I don't mind it but it's not something important to me. And I prefer giving
53948,"Do you like buttsex? If so, do you prefer taking it or giving?",Haha I don't mind it but it's not something important to me. And I prefer giving,Would you take it? If you were paid enough.
53949,Haha I don't mind it but it's not something important to me. And I prefer giving,Would you take it? If you were paid enough.,"If I were gay I would, right now I feel no need for it"
53950,"I got a few hours to kill so ask me anything! The more questions the better, hopefully this will make time go by a bit faster",Are you in schcool? Or do you work?,"I work, am just about to start at a new place"
53951,Are you in schcool? Or do you work?,"I work, am just about to start at a new place",Nice! In what domain do you work
53952,"I work, am just about to start at a new place",Nice! In what domain do you work,The army
53953,"I got a few hours to kill so ask me anything! The more questions the better, hopefully this will make time go by a bit faster",What you mean by kill?,"To make time goes by faster, not just sit and wait it out"
53954,What you mean by kill?,"To make time goes by faster, not just sit and wait it out","Ah. I got concerned lol. Anyway, Question: Why is life pointless?"
53955,"I’m done. I’ve been putting it off but this morning I woke up and it was hard to breathe so I got up, handed my cigarettes to my mom and put a nicotine patch on. I’m fed up man.",You can do it! It only takes three days for the nicotine to leave your system,Is that when the intense cravings and withdrawal symtoms go away?
53956,You can do it! It only takes three days for the nicotine to leave your system,Is that when the intense cravings and withdrawal symtoms go away?,"No, those never go away.  After 3 days they just become a lot more manageable."
53957,You can do it! It only takes three days for the nicotine to leave your system,Is that when the intense cravings and withdrawal symtoms go away?,Yup.
53958,"I’m done. I’ve been putting it off but this morning I woke up and it was hard to breathe so I got up, handed my cigarettes to my mom and put a nicotine patch on. I’m fed up man.",Don’t ever forget the way that dream felt man.,"It was definitely one of those dreams that stick with you, I won’t forget it!"
53959,Don’t ever forget the way that dream felt man.,"It was definitely one of those dreams that stick with you, I won’t forget it!","You described it very well. It reads so vividly. 

Good luck."
53960,"I’m done. I’ve been putting it off but this morning I woke up and it was hard to breathe so I got up, handed my cigarettes to my mom and put a nicotine patch on. I’m fed up man.",Hell yeah man. Do some Pushups whenever you get a craving and you'll be yoked in no time,"Hahaha I might just do exactly this. Kill two birds with one stone, you feel?"
53961,Hell yeah man. Do some Pushups whenever you get a craving and you'll be yoked in no time,"Hahaha I might just do exactly this. Kill two birds with one stone, you feel?",Oh I feel!
53962,"I’m done. I’ve been putting it off but this morning I woke up and it was hard to breathe so I got up, handed my cigarettes to my mom and put a nicotine patch on. I’m fed up man.",Step one,One day at a time.
53963,Step one,One day at a time.,And today is a good day
53964,"I’m done. I’ve been putting it off but this morning I woke up and it was hard to breathe so I got up, handed my cigarettes to my mom and put a nicotine patch on. I’m fed up man.",You can fucking do it man! I know you can! How are you feeling today?,Not bad! Today was fairly easy. Had plenty of lollipops/gum to help me.
53965,You can fucking do it man! I know you can! How are you feeling today?,Not bad! Today was fairly easy. Had plenty of lollipops/gum to help me.,That's good! Don't give up! :) You have any plans for the rest of the day?
53966,Not bad! Today was fairly easy. Had plenty of lollipops/gum to help me.,That's good! Don't give up! :) You have any plans for the rest of the day?,"Playing guitar right now, gonna continue binging the Sopranos later on! That’s about it lol."
53967,That's good! Don't give up! :) You have any plans for the rest of the day?,"Playing guitar right now, gonna continue binging the Sopranos later on! That’s about it lol.",That's nice. You any good at guitar or still learning?
53968,I ditched all my fake friends to make real friends.,"My grandfather always said, ""it's better to have four quarters than a hundred pennies""",He may have just not liked carrying change.
53969,"My grandfather always said, ""it's better to have four quarters than a hundred pennies""",He may have just not liked carrying change.,Change...is INEVITABLE
53970,He may have just not liked carrying change.,Change...is INEVITABLE,"""Change is good""
-Kha'zix"
53971,Change...is INEVITABLE,"""Change is good""
-Kha'zix",Love that were reference
53972,Change...is INEVITABLE,"""Change is good""
-Kha'zix","When did that mf get his last rework? That's right, ***he never did.***"
53973,He may have just not liked carrying change.,Change...is INEVITABLE,Change is the only constant.
53974,I ditched all my fake friends to make real friends.,"My grandfather always said, ""it's better to have four quarters than a hundred pennies""","I’m Canadian, what does this mean? (/s)"
53975,"My grandfather always said, ""it's better to have four quarters than a hundred pennies""","I’m Canadian, what does this mean? (/s)","Literal meaning: Don't have lots of change
Real meaning: Quality over quantity"
53976,"My grandfather always said, ""it's better to have four quarters than a hundred pennies""","I’m Canadian, what does this mean? (/s)",Sorry to out you but you arent. We canadians have pennies and quarters
53977,I ditched all my fake friends to make real friends.,Wtf is your username dude,Such a positive thread now tainted because the poster uses an actual slur for their name. :(
53978,Wtf is your username dude,Such a positive thread now tainted because the poster uses an actual slur for their name. :(,"I looked at this guy’s comment history. He is an anti-gay, Anti-woman “nice” guy."
53979,Such a positive thread now tainted because the poster uses an actual slur for their name. :(,"I looked at this guy’s comment history. He is an anti-gay, Anti-woman “nice” guy.",Now I'm thinking those fake friends may be glad hes gone.
53980,I ditched all my fake friends to make real friends.,Wtf is your username dude,Dude his comment history is awful. I don’t think fake friends were the issue.
53981,Wtf is your username dude,Dude his comment history is awful. I don’t think fake friends were the issue.,[removed]
53982,I ditched all my fake friends to make real friends.,Wtf is your username dude,Lol I forgot to log off my troll account when I posted this. Oops.
53983,Wtf is your username dude,Lol I forgot to log off my troll account when I posted this. Oops.,Go fuck yourself.
53984,Lol I forgot to log off my troll account when I posted this. Oops.,Go fuck yourself.,Right?? Nothing left to say to this moron.
53985,Wtf is your username dude,Lol I forgot to log off my troll account when I posted this. Oops.,Your the troll.
53986,Wtf is your username dude,Lol I forgot to log off my troll account when I posted this. Oops.,This guy post so much under his “troll account” I suspect it’s his actual personality.
53987,Lol I forgot to log off my troll account when I posted this. Oops.,This guy post so much under his “troll account” I suspect it’s his actual personality.,Well you'd be wrong
53988,This guy post so much under his “troll account” I suspect it’s his actual personality.,Well you'd be wrong,So what's your opinion on trans people?
53989,This guy post so much under his “troll account” I suspect it’s his actual personality.,Well you'd be wrong,You are what you pretend to be.
53990,This guy post so much under his “troll account” I suspect it’s his actual personality.,Well you'd be wrong,"You're a fucking racist piece of shit, mate."
53991,I ditched all my fake friends to make real friends.,"Yeah I glanced at your post history and I don’t think fake friends are the issue, dude. Yikes.","Goodness me. Racist, sexist AND homophobic. I bet those friends are glad they dodged a bullet."
53992,"Yeah I glanced at your post history and I don’t think fake friends are the issue, dude. Yikes.","Goodness me. Racist, sexist AND homophobic. I bet those friends are glad they dodged a bullet.",Don't forget transphobic!
53993,"Goodness me. Racist, sexist AND homophobic. I bet those friends are glad they dodged a bullet.",Don't forget transphobic!,Imma go ahead and that OP's queerphobic too?
53994,Who wants ANOTHER Tarot reading?,I’d like one if you’re still doing it 😌,Sure! Anything you want to know?
53995,I’d like one if you’re still doing it 😌,Sure! Anything you want to know?,Just a general reading would be great!! Thank you! 😊
53996,Hoping to have someone to talk to.,130 am? You live in Europe?,Nah in Europe it’s 6pm
53997,130 am? You live in Europe?,Nah in Europe it’s 6pm,So where would 130 am be? It's 1030am where i am.
53998,Nah in Europe it’s 6pm,So where would 130 am be? It's 1030am where i am.,Asia?
53999,130 am? You live in Europe?,Nah in Europe it’s 6pm,Confirming 6.45 pm in Italy
54000,Nah in Europe it’s 6pm,Confirming 6.45 pm in Italy,Hello neighbor 👋🏻
54001,I just wanted to remind everyone during this Black Friday craziness that today is also Buy Nothing Day.,I'm actually applying for my first job today!,"Good luck, hope you get it!"
54002,I'm actually applying for my first job today!,"Good luck, hope you get it!",:)
54003,I just wanted to remind everyone during this Black Friday craziness that today is also Buy Nothing Day.,I'm actually applying for my first job today!,Good luck!
54004,I'm actually applying for my first job today!,Good luck!,Thanks!
54005,"Spending Thanksgiving alone, anyone wanna talk?","I'd like to talk but I'm probably to late, sorry",We can still talk if you’d like :) my fam came home!!
54006,"I'd like to talk but I'm probably to late, sorry",We can still talk if you’d like :) my fam came home!!,Well I don't want to interrupt any family things going on
54007,We can still talk if you’d like :) my fam came home!!,Well I don't want to interrupt any family things going on,Don’t worry we aren’t doing anything just chilling! I’m PC
54008,I had friends message me happy thanksgiving and it made me thankful I now have friends who do that. Happy thanksgiving to each and every one of you on this sub!,That’s so sweet! I hope you enjoy the holiday!,Thank you!! You too!
54009,That’s so sweet! I hope you enjoy the holiday!,Thank you!! You too!,And always cherish your friends
54010,I had friends message me happy thanksgiving and it made me thankful I now have friends who do that. Happy thanksgiving to each and every one of you on this sub!,Happy thanksgiving :),Happy cakeday :)
54011,Happy thanksgiving :),Happy cakeday :),Ayy thanks dude
54012,I’m a hugger.,Currently listening to ‘hug all your friends’ by Cavetown. I think you might like it ;),"Ah, another cavetown fan in the wild."
54013,Currently listening to ‘hug all your friends’ by Cavetown. I think you might like it ;),"Ah, another cavetown fan in the wild.",Podcast?
54014,"Ah, another cavetown fan in the wild.",Podcast?,"Cavetown is an musician/band. Look up their music, you might like it! :)"
54015,Podcast?,"Cavetown is an musician/band. Look up their music, you might like it! :)",Nice!! Thank you :)
54016,Please treat those at the other end of the phone line like fellow human beings!,This goes for online chat associates too.  My wife cries everyday because people are jerks.,Random but is your username a GD lyric
54017,This goes for online chat associates too.  My wife cries everyday because people are jerks.,Random but is your username a GD lyric,"Sorry,  no."
54018,I’m an Australian up late and I just wanted to wish you all a very happy thanksgiving!,Thank you! So glad you got some rain!! ☔️ I’ll eat an extra mini pie for you 😉 🥧,Omg what flavour? I’ve never tried pumpkin pie.
54019,Thank you! So glad you got some rain!! ☔️ I’ll eat an extra mini pie for you 😉 🥧,Omg what flavour? I’ve never tried pumpkin pie.,Pumpkin pie &amp; Pecan pie are delicious 😋 Happy Thanksgiving!
54020,I’m an Australian up late and I just wanted to wish you all a very happy thanksgiving!,That was a month ago! (Canada),Haha ohhh shit! Really?! That’s crazy
54021,That was a month ago! (Canada),Haha ohhh shit! Really?! That’s crazy,Yea we do it on the second monday of October
54022,Haha ohhh shit! Really?! That’s crazy,Yea we do it on the second monday of October,Aha wow that’s awesome
54023,Yea we do it on the second monday of October,Aha wow that’s awesome,Does Aus do Thank's Giving?
54024,Aha wow that’s awesome,Does Aus do Thank's Giving?,Nah we don’t :(
54025,Are you alone this Thanksgiving?,hi,Hello ! How are you?
54026,hi,Hello ! How are you?,Waiting for this day to pass....how are you?
54027,Hello ! How are you?,Waiting for this day to pass....how are you?,"What are you doing to make it pass ? Do you like to play games, draw, movies ?"
54028,Are you alone this Thanksgiving?,Yes,I'm here too.
54029,Yes,I'm here too.,Hii
54030,Are you alone this Thanksgiving?,Yes I'm alone.  And I wish it wasn't this way.,I’m sorry. I wish it was the same for myself as well. Do you have any pets ?
54031,Yes I'm alone.  And I wish it wasn't this way.,I’m sorry. I wish it was the same for myself as well. Do you have any pets ?,I do.  But he's not with me now.  Thanks for replying.  I'm not as alone as I might think.
54032,I’m sorry. I wish it was the same for myself as well. Do you have any pets ?,I do.  But he's not with me now.  Thanks for replying.  I'm not as alone as I might think.,No! You’re here with us. Unfortunately we are not Turkey dwellers today !
54033,Are you alone this Thanksgiving?,Not really but I have to study which is worse lol,What are you studying ? Are you hydrated and fed ?
54034,Not really but I have to study which is worse lol,What are you studying ? Are you hydrated and fed ?,Engineering; yeah thanks for the friendly reminder but I am always eating by myself hahah
54035,What are you studying ? Are you hydrated and fed ?,Engineering; yeah thanks for the friendly reminder but I am always eating by myself hahah,Oh how Awesome ! That’s a great field. What type of engineering?
54036,My dad just told me he changed his faith over something I told him almost 20 years ago.,"So, what did you two talk about in that life changing conversation?",That's what I actually wanted to hear about too.
54037,"So, what did you two talk about in that life changing conversation?",That's what I actually wanted to hear about too.,I just mentioned it in a comment higher up in the thread
54038,That's what I actually wanted to hear about too.,I just mentioned it in a comment higher up in the thread,The comments move when stuff gets up/down voted
54039,I just mentioned it in a comment higher up in the thread,The comments move when stuff gets up/down voted,Yeah I realized that's why I included it in an edit.
54040,My dog was found after 5 days!,"Very glad that he's back, but seriously, where are the pictures?","Right, i should show some pictures"
54041,"Very glad that he's back, but seriously, where are the pictures?","Right, i should show some pictures",Dog tax. We need to see him.
54042,"Right, i should show some pictures",Dog tax. We need to see him.,Right... mind if I post it in another sub reddit and link it here?
54043,"Right, i should show some pictures",Dog tax. We need to see him.,I have some pictures on my profile
54044,Dog tax. We need to see him.,I have some pictures on my profile,Wasn't being really serious about it. It's just the done thing. Fire away!
54045,I have some pictures on my profile,Wasn't being really serious about it. It's just the done thing. Fire away!,"Haha, I'm still more than happy to show you the pictures."
54046,Wasn't being really serious about it. It's just the done thing. Fire away!,"Haha, I'm still more than happy to show you the pictures.","Get your dog out, get your dog out, get your dog out for the lads."
54047,"Haha, I'm still more than happy to show you the pictures.","Get your dog out, get your dog out, get your dog out for the lads.",Dog tax to show for a good doggo
54048,Wasn't being really serious about it. It's just the done thing. Fire away!,"Haha, I'm still more than happy to show you the pictures.",I was upset about the lack of pics but I see from your pfp you are a person of true culture.
54049,Dog tax. We need to see him.,I have some pictures on my profile,Why don't you put the link of the pic you've uploaded in your post.
54050,"I am a straigh 22m and I have no male friends, and I think that is kinda embarrasing",There's nothing wrong with it as long as you have friends,but there is something wrong if i don't?
54051,There's nothing wrong with it as long as you have friends,but there is something wrong if i don't?,Well not having friends isn't good for your health probably
54052,but there is something wrong if i don't?,Well not having friends isn't good for your health probably,there are positive things too
54053,"I am a straigh 22m and I have no male friends, and I think that is kinda embarrasing",You're the only one being awkward about it. It's fine.,"Hm, yeah maybe it is fine after all, I just wouldn't want my friends to be bored"
54054,You're the only one being awkward about it. It's fine.,"Hm, yeah maybe it is fine after all, I just wouldn't want my friends to be bored",That doesn't have anything to do with gender. Don't be a boring host and plan things to do!
54055,"Hm, yeah maybe it is fine after all, I just wouldn't want my friends to be bored",That doesn't have anything to do with gender. Don't be a boring host and plan things to do!,"Yeah, you are right I must step up my game. Have not organized a party for a long time"
54056,"I am a straigh 22m and I have no male friends, and I think that is kinda embarrasing","I'm 21f and I have no friends, the only online friends I have are male. Can I meet your friends?",Guess you can also come to my birthday party :D Where are you from?
54057,"I'm 21f and I have no friends, the only online friends I have are male. Can I meet your friends?",Guess you can also come to my birthday party :D Where are you from?,[deleted]
54058,Guess you can also come to my birthday party :D Where are you from?,[deleted],I'll write you a PM for anti doxx reasons
54059,I forgot how fucking good oatmeal is....,"Not to make this post political or anything...

But what the FUCK is oatmeal?","
&gt;But what the FUCK is oatmeal?

Are you serious?"
54060,"Not to make this post political or anything...

But what the FUCK is oatmeal?","
&gt;But what the FUCK is oatmeal?

Are you serious?",It's almost like different countries have different names for things
54061,Just got an A in math and it feels great,"Yay!!!!!  

If you are taking more math courses I’d love to help if I’m able to :)",How's your basic real analysis? cos... fuck my life
54062,"Yay!!!!!  

If you are taking more math courses I’d love to help if I’m able to :)",How's your basic real analysis? cos... fuck my life,Send me the name of the text that you will be using.  When I took the class I got an A.
54063,"Yay!!!!!  

If you are taking more math courses I’d love to help if I’m able to :)",How's your basic real analysis? cos... fuck my life,(cos) pun intended?
54064,Just listened to Nirvana for the first time,It is the most overrated band in the world,I wouldn't say so. They got more recognition than Kurt ever wanted.
54065,It is the most overrated band in the world,I wouldn't say so. They got more recognition than Kurt ever wanted.,We can never know how much recognition he wanted
54066,Just listened to Nirvana for the first time,Can we sing a nirvana song,"Load up on guns, bring your friends"
54067,Can we sing a nirvana song,"Load up on guns, bring your friends",It’s fun to lose and to pretend
54068,"Load up on guns, bring your friends",It’s fun to lose and to pretend,She's over-bored and self-assured
54069,It’s fun to lose and to pretend,She's over-bored and self-assured,"Oh no, I know a dirty word"
54070,She's over-bored and self-assured,"Oh no, I know a dirty word","Hello, Hello, Hello, How low?"
54071,"Oh no, I know a dirty word","Hello, Hello, Hello, How low?","Hello, hello, hello, hello"
54072,A 5-Year-Old Complimented Me While Insulting His Mom,"imagine competing with a ring of metal, just to get your mum’s breast milk",The kid is 5 though...
54073,"imagine competing with a ring of metal, just to get your mum’s breast milk",The kid is 5 though...,60 month old baby
54074,The kid is 5 though...,60 month old baby,Broke the looking glass
54075,"imagine competing with a ring of metal, just to get your mum’s breast milk",The kid is 5 though...,"And I'm 19, I don't see the problem"
54076,A 5-Year-Old Complimented Me While Insulting His Mom,OMG LOL kids are amazing hahah i would not be able to hold my laughter back if I was there,I managed to hold it until I was done with my route. XD
54077,OMG LOL kids are amazing hahah i would not be able to hold my laughter back if I was there,I managed to hold it until I was done with my route. XD,"That’s good on you, I would have laughed with no regrets, of course I would apologize as I laugh"
54078,OMG LOL kids are amazing hahah i would not be able to hold my laughter back if I was there,I managed to hold it until I was done with my route. XD,"just for giggles, should have said ""well maybe Mom and I can Compare"""
54079,I managed to hold it until I was done with my route. XD,"just for giggles, should have said ""well maybe Mom and I can Compare""","Wouldn't have ended well, most likely."
54080,"just for giggles, should have said ""well maybe Mom and I can Compare""","Wouldn't have ended well, most likely.","turns out, mom is also dad"
54081,OMG LOL kids are amazing hahah i would not be able to hold my laughter back if I was there,I managed to hold it until I was done with my route. XD,"That is so hilarious. Kids have no filter, it is a blessing and a curse (:"
54082,I managed to hold it until I was done with my route. XD,"That is so hilarious. Kids have no filter, it is a blessing and a curse (:",I always used to ask my mom when guests were leaving. I did this until like age 6 lmao
54083,OMG LOL kids are amazing hahah i would not be able to hold my laughter back if I was there,I managed to hold it until I was done with my route. XD,Professionalism at it's best 👍
54084,OMG LOL kids are amazing hahah i would not be able to hold my laughter back if I was there,I managed to hold it until I was done with my route. XD,Now *that* is a level of professionalism you cannot possibly be being paid enough for.
54085,A 5-Year-Old Complimented Me While Insulting His Mom,OMG LOL kids are amazing hahah i would not be able to hold my laughter back if I was there,"Kids are so pure, that he didn’t realized he did one of those legendary moments"
54086,OMG LOL kids are amazing hahah i would not be able to hold my laughter back if I was there,"Kids are so pure, that he didn’t realized he did one of those legendary moments",This kid peaked way too early lol
54087,A 5-Year-Old Complimented Me While Insulting His Mom,Whaaat your allowed to have piercings?!! That’s so cool!,And a big tattoo on my arm as well!
54088,Whaaat your allowed to have piercings?!! That’s so cool!,And a big tattoo on my arm as well!,My parents would never let me get a tattoo or piercings they would freak
54089,And a big tattoo on my arm as well!,My parents would never let me get a tattoo or piercings they would freak,"after you tern 18 your mortality hits ya parents hard.


and they start careing less"
54090,My parents would never let me get a tattoo or piercings they would freak,"after you tern 18 your mortality hits ya parents hard.


and they start careing less",My parents are really strict they would smack me anyways even if I was 18 or not
54091,"after you tern 18 your mortality hits ya parents hard.


and they start careing less",My parents are really strict they would smack me anyways even if I was 18 or not,"Or maybe theyre strict ,and would smack you because you're not 18"
54092,"after you tern 18 your mortality hits ya parents hard.


and they start careing less",My parents are really strict they would smack me anyways even if I was 18 or not,"Pro tip, when you live in another house/City /country, their arms aren't that long."
54093,My parents are really strict they would smack me anyways even if I was 18 or not,"Pro tip, when you live in another house/City /country, their arms aren't that long.",What could this help with tho?
54094,Whaaat your allowed to have piercings?!! That’s so cool!,And a big tattoo on my arm as well!,What is your tattoo of
54095,And a big tattoo on my arm as well!,What is your tattoo of,Look on my profile. I love it so much!
54096,What is your tattoo of,Look on my profile. I love it so much!,Cool my favorite of mine is a cardinal on my ribs. Hurt like hell. Worth.
54097,Look on my profile. I love it so much!,Cool my favorite of mine is a cardinal on my ribs. Hurt like hell. Worth.,Absolutely! They hurt but tattoos are the best!
54098,Cool my favorite of mine is a cardinal on my ribs. Hurt like hell. Worth.,Absolutely! They hurt but tattoos are the best!,Outline hurt most imo
54099,Cool my favorite of mine is a cardinal on my ribs. Hurt like hell. Worth.,Absolutely! They hurt but tattoos are the best!,Real stand up guy cheating on your girlfriend with her best friend
54100,What is your tattoo of,Look on my profile. I love it so much!,Real stand up guy cheating on your girlfriend with her best friend
54101,A 5-Year-Old Complimented Me While Insulting His Mom,Children just don’t know where to stop their sentences and its fucking hilarious,r/kidsarefuckingstupid
54102,Children just don’t know where to stop their sentences and its fucking hilarious,r/kidsarefuckingstupid,r/kidswillbekids
54103,Children just don’t know where to stop their sentences and its fucking hilarious,r/kidsarefuckingstupid,Technically they aren't stupid. They are learning from trial and error
54104,r/kidsarefuckingstupid,Technically they aren't stupid. They are learning from trial and error,You can be stupid and learning. Gotta start somewhere.
54105,A 5-Year-Old Complimented Me While Insulting His Mom,What was the mom's reaction?,"Almost went pale from embarrassment then just said quietly ""Oh dear God"""
54106,What was the mom's reaction?,"Almost went pale from embarrassment then just said quietly ""Oh dear God""",This makes everything better!
54107,A 5-Year-Old Complimented Me While Insulting His Mom,How would he know though....,[removed]
54108,How would he know though....,[removed],"Yeah, I forgot that he was five."
54109,A 5-Year-Old Complimented Me While Insulting His Mom,Is /r/TalesFromBusDrivers a thing yet?,Yes
54110,Is /r/TalesFromBusDrivers a thing yet?,Yes,Sadly inactive 😣
54111,A 5-Year-Old Complimented Me While Insulting His Mom,Not trying to say this is fake but comeon the chances of this happening...,r/downvotesreally
54112,Not trying to say this is fake but comeon the chances of this happening...,r/downvotesreally,Alright tell me how it’s real and not fake then.
54113,A 5-Year-Old Complimented Me While Insulting His Mom,We're gonna need to see their moms boobies to verify this. Haha,"Amen! She looked to be in her late 20s/early 30s, very curvy, wouldn't mind verifying this haha"
54114,We're gonna need to see their moms boobies to verify this. Haha,"Amen! She looked to be in her late 20s/early 30s, very curvy, wouldn't mind verifying this haha",Time for you to make your next move the next time you see them! Are they regulars?
54115,"Amen! She looked to be in her late 20s/early 30s, very curvy, wouldn't mind verifying this haha",Time for you to make your next move the next time you see them! Are they regulars?,"No haven't seen them before, sadly my route changes next week so I may never know."
54116,A 5-Year-Old Complimented Me While Insulting His Mom,Do you have tattooes? And if yes what kinds?,I've got 19 and counting haha.
54117,Do you have tattooes? And if yes what kinds?,I've got 19 and counting haha.,What is your favorite one? Mine is my porygon-z
54118,I've got 19 and counting haha.,What is your favorite one? Mine is my porygon-z,Right now it's my big Pennywise on my forearm. XD
54119,A 5-Year-Old Complimented Me While Insulting His Mom,Poop,Solid or liquid?
54120,Poop,Solid or liquid?,Yes
54121,Hey you! Yes you!,nice joke,Not a joke
54122,nice joke,Not a joke,oh
54123,Hey you! Yes you!,Why these kinda posts make me feel worse,I'm sorry :(
54124,Why these kinda posts make me feel worse,I'm sorry :(,"It's not ur fault, ur good"
54125,I'm sorry :(,"It's not ur fault, ur good",Hope you feel better
54126,"It's not ur fault, ur good",Hope you feel better,Me too. Thanks
54127,Hope you feel better,Me too. Thanks,Your welcome
54128,Hey you! Yes you!,Positivity is always nice!,:)
54129,Positivity is always nice!,:),"*hugs you* Mmm, it's so soft!"
54130,:),"*hugs you* Mmm, it's so soft!",😂😂 *hugs*
54131,"*hugs you* Mmm, it's so soft!",😂😂 *hugs*,*even tighter hug*
54132,😂😂 *hugs*,*even tighter hug*,Ahhh
54133,My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.,Your title is much funnier.,"Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???"
54134,Your title is much funnier.,"Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???",Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂
54135,"Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???",Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole
54136,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Here’s hoping
54137,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Here’s hoping,Nah I downvoted him. Lame ass post anyway.
54138,Here’s hoping,Nah I downvoted him. Lame ass post anyway.,[removed]
54139,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Here’s hoping,We really need to upvote the post more. It will end up being fun for OP
54140,Here’s hoping,We really need to upvote the post more. It will end up being fun for OP,Already did - someone crosspost it somewhere.
54141,We really need to upvote the post more. It will end up being fun for OP,Already did - someone crosspost it somewhere.,We did it Reddit!
54142,Already did - someone crosspost it somewhere.,We did it Reddit!,AND MY AXE!
54143,Here’s hoping,We really need to upvote the post more. It will end up being fun for OP,Upvoted for support. Oh and because it's hilarious
54144,Here’s hoping,We really need to upvote the post more. It will end up being fun for OP,[removed]
54145,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Here’s hoping,Hmmmmmm......... Is 16.8k enough upvotes
54146,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Omg 😂😂
54147,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,You'll just have to go with it at this point 😂
54148,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,I think that's a sign that you've made it in life
54149,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Embrace it. We are.
54150,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Embrace it. We are.,Please not in that way
54151,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,And you thought it was your dog that’s the weirdo
54152,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,This is just amazing.
54153,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,"This comment made me spit out what I'm drinking. Thank you, very much needed."
54154,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,"This comment made me spit out what I'm drinking. Thank you, very much needed.",I know my eyeliner is ruined lol
54155,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,"to be fair, the typo is why i up-voted it and i doubt im the only one."
54156,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Let’s make this happen people.
54157,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,If it said ear I wouldn’t have been interested
54158,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Happy accidents 🌲
54159,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Happy accidents 🌲,r/unexpectedbobross
54160,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Upvoted because of this good cause.
54161,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Your fear has been realized.
54162,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,I am gonna upvote your post just becuase of this comment
54163,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Welcome to the front page! ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
54164,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Oh it’s definitely gonna happen
54165,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,[deleted]
54166,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,That is absolutely what I believed you meant...and I was like why was her nose there???
54167,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,made my day !!!
54168,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Yes.
54169,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,It is.
54170,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,"too late dear, thanks for the laugh though"
54171,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,"Good news, this was on my front page!  :D"
54172,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,My thought was to sanitise your insides by necking a gallon of bleach
54173,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,"Have no fear, updoots are here!"
54174,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,"Definitely what I thought when I read it.  I was like yo, this guys a freak"
54175,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Dude that’s why I clicked.  Lmao
54176,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Thank you. I haven’t laughed this hard in way too long.
54177,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Congratulations 🎉🎉
54178,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,"Fear, hope what's the difference?"
54179,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Ah yes the old asshole sneezes
54180,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,"You are fantastic, u/iGetHighPlayRS.

RC level?"
54181,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,That is why I clicked if I'm being honest
54182,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,It gave me a laugh when I really needed one!
54183,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,I was very confused and disturbed 😊
54184,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,That it’s exactly what happened
54185,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,“Seemingly”
54186,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,This is the story I was looking for
54187,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Wait he didn't? Eve after reading your post I thought that's what happened. Time for bed.
54188,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,And now it is.
54189,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,You mean this fully functional and ARMED upvote generator?!?
54190,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Only reason I read it is because I wanted to know what happened with your arse lol
54191,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,[removed]
54192,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,[removed],"You are still the only one, I’m sorry."
54193,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,"Not the worst top post to have, tbh."
54194,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Maybe you shouldn't have smeared peanut butter there.
54195,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Now you have to make it happen. Don't make the title out to be a liar
54196,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Oops didn't mean to
54197,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,r/TIFU
54198,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Omg my dying 😂😂😂😂😂
54199,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,I'm wheezing 😂😂
54200,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,Do I have some news for you
54201,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,"Mmhmm, ""seemingly""."
54202,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,"It will be, forever more. Nothing to sneeze at."
54203,Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,"Congratulations, this post beats your 2nd highest upvoted post by about 40x"
54204,I now fear my top reddit post is going to be about my dog seemingly sneezing into my asshole,"Congratulations, this post beats your 2nd highest upvoted post by about 40x",Yes it does. At least it’s a happier subject.
54205,"Congratulations, this post beats your 2nd highest upvoted post by about 40x",Yes it does. At least it’s a happier subject.,True. I hope you and your daughter are doing okay now
54206,Yes it does. At least it’s a happier subject.,True. I hope you and your daughter are doing okay now,"We are, thanks"
54207,"Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???",Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂,You can't change titles of posts after you've made them.
54208,"Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???",Don’t change it. It’s hilarious. One of life’s little autocorrect gifts. 😂," Damn, I need to read a lot of times to be able to understand it...."
54209,Your title is much funnier.,"Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???",I can’t stop giggling!
54210,Your title is much funnier.,"Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???",You can't change Reddit titles
54211,Your title is much funnier.,"Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???",[removed]
54212,Your title is much funnier.,"Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???",“I felt her cold little nose on my cheek” I had a different cheek in mind. This is hilarious
54213,Your title is much funnier.,"Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???",I bet Your dog feels more uncomfortable than you.
54214,Your title is much funnier.,"Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???","No need, you have a week to live now. Wait it's already 6 days let's celebrate!"
54215,Your title is much funnier.,"Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???","Nice name OP, you better be talking about OSRS though. RS3 can fuck a cactus"
54216,"Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???","Nice name OP, you better be talking about OSRS though. RS3 can fuck a cactus",I play both but mostly RS3.
54217,"Nice name OP, you better be talking about OSRS though. RS3 can fuck a cactus",I play both but mostly RS3.,Yikes
54218,Your title is much funnier.,"Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???",r/bestof
54219,Your title is much funnier.,"Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???",Lmfao
54220,Your title is much funnier.,"Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???",It will forever live in infamy.
54221,Your title is much funnier.,"Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???",This is much funny
54222,Your title is much funnier.,"Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???",You cannot change titles. This is here to stay.
54223,Your title is much funnier.,"Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???",r/readpeopledieinside
54224,Your title is much funnier.,"Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???",Yes it was unintentional please don't give me all this karma.
54225,Your title is much funnier.,"Omg how do I change that, it won’t let me change it???",Please don't change it.
54226,My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.,Your title is much funnier.,Your title is the reason you're getting my upvote. Just accept it.
54227,Your title is much funnier.,Your title is the reason you're getting my upvote. Just accept it.,Yeah same. Just want to see this on the front page. Gonna do my part to get it there.
54228,My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.,Your title is much funnier.,This title is the best thing that's happened on this sub in awhile
54229,Your title is much funnier.,This title is the best thing that's happened on this sub in awhile,What really makes it is how it starts off with the dog putting her nose on the owners cheek lol
54230,My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.,"Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like ""this filthy bitch over here...""",I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.
54231,"Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like ""this filthy bitch over here...""",I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.,I believe you’d get your ass sneezed in saying something like that.
54232,I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.,I believe you’d get your ass sneezed in saying something like that.,Underrated Office Space comment.
54233,I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.,I believe you’d get your ass sneezed in saying something like that.,"I'll tell you what I'd do, man.  2 cheeks at the same time."
54234,I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.,I believe you’d get your ass sneezed in saying something like that.,Legendary
54235,"Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like ""this filthy bitch over here...""",I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.,Where are those TPS reports?
54236,I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.,Where are those TPS reports?,Somebody took my stapler
54237,"Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like ""this filthy bitch over here...""",I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.,At least you didnt get your asshole sneezed in
54238,I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.,At least you didnt get your asshole sneezed in,Yet...
54239,"Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like ""this filthy bitch over here...""",I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.,"Go grind some RC, you’ll feel better."
54240,"Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like ""this filthy bitch over here...""",I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.,"You poor, dear Manic Monday soul. Bless your......er...heart."
54241,"Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like ""this filthy bitch over here...""",I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.,Holy fuck I’m stupid ass fuck it took me awhile to realize you meant ear not rear.
54242,"Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like ""this filthy bitch over here...""",I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.,Lmfao I was really wondering why your dog was tossing your salad
54243,"Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like ""this filthy bitch over here...""",I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.,Talk about accidental clickbait
54244,"Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like ""this filthy bitch over here...""",I’m clearly having myself a case of the Monday’s.,I think you have good TIFU material. Maybe you can outshine this post
54245,My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.,"Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like ""this filthy bitch over here...""","""Why was your exposed asshole that close to your dogs nose?"""
54246,"Ok I read the title and then the first sentence and was like ""this filthy bitch over here...""","""Why was your exposed asshole that close to your dogs nose?""","Cheek kisses, obviously."
54247,My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.,"I'll be honest I actually first read ""ear"" until I saw the comment. Ahaha",Thank you!
54248,"I'll be honest I actually first read ""ear"" until I saw the comment. Ahaha",Thank you!,I'd recommend an ornate rejuvenation pool in your POH to restore stats back to normal
54249,"I'll be honest I actually first read ""ear"" until I saw the comment. Ahaha",Thank you!,Hi. Can you post pic of dog
54250,My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.,Your what now,#DOG SNEEZES IN ASSHOLE
54251,Your what now,#DOG SNEEZES IN ASSHOLE,NOT CLICKBAIT
54252,Your what now,#DOG SNEEZES IN ASSHOLE,"Hi baaaaaaabygirl, good girl!"
54253,#DOG SNEEZES IN ASSHOLE,"Hi baaaaaaabygirl, good girl!","OMG, stop 🤣"
54254,#DOG SNEEZES IN ASSHOLE,"Hi baaaaaaabygirl, good girl!",Lmfao
54255,My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.,"OP. The typo is very funny, but you can delete the post if you want.","Nooo - be interesting to see the
final total."
54256,"OP. The typo is very funny, but you can delete the post if you want.","Nooo - be interesting to see the
final total.","It would be, but OP seems embarrassed."
54257,"Nooo - be interesting to see the
final total.","It would be, but OP seems embarrassed.",Hoping OP will see the hilarious side shortly.
54258,"It would be, but OP seems embarrassed.",Hoping OP will see the hilarious side shortly.,It is quite hilarious!
54259,My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.,"OP. The typo is very funny, but you can delete the post if you want.",But they won't get nearly as much karma from a post without the typo
54260,"OP. The typo is very funny, but you can delete the post if you want.",But they won't get nearly as much karma from a post without the typo,Embarrassment vs. karma--a tough call!
54261,My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.,Your title gaffe got you 10x the clicks.,"It wasn’t just the title, you had to read a little as cheek could also be construed incorrectly."
54262,Your title gaffe got you 10x the clicks.,"It wasn’t just the title, you had to read a little as cheek could also be construed incorrectly.","My god, you’re right"
54263,My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.,The title is bait,I wonder how accidental it actually was.
54264,The title is bait,I wonder how accidental it actually was.,This is such a fake post. I’m glad it made people laugh but come on guys.
54265,My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.,r/beastiality called.,Links that will stay blue forever
54266,r/beastiality called.,Links that will stay blue forever,Pretty sure the FBI puts you on a list as soon as you click that link.
54267,My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.,How’s your rear?,Untouched
54268,How’s your rear?,Untouched,Virgin rears = best rears
54269,My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.,I'm calling animal services.,"I promise you she is a very spoiled, very loved doggo!"
54270,I'm calling animal services.,"I promise you she is a very spoiled, very loved doggo!",Sounds it.. she gets to eat ass whenever she pleases
54271,My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.,"Sure, “typo”. I’ll definitely try this next time.","Redditor for 6 months, couple posts, doesn't know about titles... riiiiight. Am with you."
54272,"Sure, “typo”. I’ll definitely try this next time.","Redditor for 6 months, couple posts, doesn't know about titles... riiiiight. Am with you.",I've had dozens of accounts over the years. Having a new account doesn't mean anything.
54273,"Redditor for 6 months, couple posts, doesn't know about titles... riiiiight. Am with you.",I've had dozens of accounts over the years. Having a new account doesn't mean anything.,That would only make it more likely that they already knew about not being able to change titled
54274,My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.,WE NEED PICS OF DOGGO.,This I can make happen!
54275,WE NEED PICS OF DOGGO.,This I can make happen!,Yes! Dog tax!
54276,My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.,What breed is she?,She’s a black lab!
54277,What breed is she?,She’s a black lab!,Aww! Just saw the pictures shes way cute !
54278,My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.,Didn't lock the comments because y'all can behave.,This doesn't need to be said... You shouldn't be locking any threads
54279,Didn't lock the comments because y'all can behave.,This doesn't need to be said... You shouldn't be locking any threads,"Exactly. Why say anything lmao, attention whore mod."
54280,My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.,Didn't lock the comments because y'all can behave.,"Mods saying 'yall cant / can behave' is becoming a parody. It's stupid shit, please stop."
54281,Didn't lock the comments because y'all can behave.,"Mods saying 'yall cant / can behave' is becoming a parody. It's stupid shit, please stop.",It sends a subtle reminder for people to behave.
54282,"Mods saying 'yall cant / can behave' is becoming a parody. It's stupid shit, please stop.",It sends a subtle reminder for people to behave.,Conditioning
54283,My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.,Didn't lock the comments because y'all can behave.,Good mod
54284,Didn't lock the comments because y'all can behave.,Good mod,Good mod
54285,My dog just sneezed in my rear and I feel like I need to wash my insides I’m so uncomfortable.,"The title says rear and the body says ear. Lol 

Sorry not funny. Kind of funny. 

Q-tip.",I’m aware. I goofed the title :(
54286,"The title says rear and the body says ear. Lol 

Sorry not funny. Kind of funny. 

Q-tip.",I’m aware. I goofed the title :(,I know I'm very late. Apologies.
54287,I got an award for the highest grade in a class in law school and I am crying,Thats so cool! Congratulations on your achievement!,Good comment. Have a cookie! 🍪
54288,Thats so cool! Congratulations on your achievement!,Good comment. Have a cookie! 🍪,Good bot
54289,Out at a restaurant right now with my son. I can’t believe the number of people with hats on in this restaurant. When did it become socially acceptable to leave your hat on inside a restaurant when eating?,"Seriously, though, what's so wrong about wearing a hat inside?",Its rude and disrespectful.
54290,"Seriously, though, what's so wrong about wearing a hat inside?",Its rude and disrespectful.,Why is it rude and disrespectful though?
54291,My little dopamine boost,Gay,How smart of you to assume. Pray tell me more about my self!
54292,Gay,How smart of you to assume. Pray tell me more about my self!,I can feel this shade from hundreds of miles away
54293,Gay,How smart of you to assume. Pray tell me more about my self!,well I'll tell you about yourself. first you are.......nah j/k I'm glad you got the boost.
54294,My little dopamine boost,Need to see this picture.,Thanks but I ain't bout to dox myself. I'm not that confident yet lol
54295,Need to see this picture.,Thanks but I ain't bout to dox myself. I'm not that confident yet lol,"Oh, come on! I'm sure its great"
54296,I just really want someone to hold me while I sleep,But a sovepose bro,What's that?
54297,But a sovepose bro,What's that?,"don't know why he said it in norwegian, but it means sleeping bag"
54298,But a sovepose bro,What's that?,Its comforting
54299,Who wants a Tarot reading?,Why are lemons so damn attractive?,"10 Pentacles

Because you're dead"
54300,Why are lemons so damn attractive?,"10 Pentacles

Because you're dead",Aahhhhh I see.....
54301,Didn't realize I had my comments sorted by Controversial all day. I feel like I just woke up from a nightmare.,Welcome to the mirror world where negatives are positives and positives are negatives,I don't like it here. Take it baaaack
54302,Welcome to the mirror world where negatives are positives and positives are negatives,I don't like it here. Take it baaaack,*Sorts by controversial*
54303,I don't like it here. Take it baaaack,*Sorts by controversial*,AHHHHHHHHH
54304,Welcome to the mirror world where negatives are positives and positives are negatives,I don't like it here. Take it baaaack,So you *do* like it here
54305,Didn't realize I had my comments sorted by Controversial all day. I feel like I just woke up from a nightmare.,Welcome to the mirror world where negatives are positives and positives are negatives,BREAKING NEWS: President Paris Hilton just outlawed weighing over 100kg
54306,Welcome to the mirror world where negatives are positives and positives are negatives,BREAKING NEWS: President Paris Hilton just outlawed weighing over 100kg,Where could a man... let's say my friend... hide out in auch a case?
54307,Welcome to the mirror world where negatives are positives and positives are negatives,BREAKING NEWS: President Paris Hilton just outlawed weighing over 100kg,I just made it at 90kg
54308,I’m completely out!,"Congratulations, you can really be proud of yourself!!",thank you so much &lt;3
54309,"Congratulations, you can really be proud of yourself!!",thank you so much &lt;3, ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
54310,I’m completely out!,Huge congrats good for you😊,thank you a lot &lt;3
54311,Huge congrats good for you😊,thank you a lot &lt;3,"Life is for living, we only get one chance at this and if we do it good, once is enough😊"
54312,I’m completely out!,I came out as a furry to one of my friends yesterday. Apparently I hid it really well.,There is a difference between revealing your sexual orientation and revealing a fetish.
54313,I came out as a furry to one of my friends yesterday. Apparently I hid it really well.,There is a difference between revealing your sexual orientation and revealing a fetish.,That is correct. I just wanted to share that information here.
54314,There is a difference between revealing your sexual orientation and revealing a fetish.,That is correct. I just wanted to share that information here.,I support you!
54315,I’m completely out!,Soon we'll have to come out as straight...,"things are changing, people aren’t scared to be themselves anymore."
54316,Soon we'll have to come out as straight...,"things are changing, people aren’t scared to be themselves anymore.",[removed]
54317,"things are changing, people aren’t scared to be themselves anymore.",[removed],[removed]
54318,I’m completely out!,[removed],[removed]
54319,I’m completely out!,"if you’re a girl, you should join actuallesbians, we’d love to have you",aww thank you I definitely will!
54320,"if you’re a girl, you should join actuallesbians, we’d love to have you",aww thank you I definitely will!,yay
54321,I’m completely out!,I’m assuming you are Pan because of the emojis? Lol,yea lolol :)
54322,I’m assuming you are Pan because of the emojis? Lol,yea lolol :),Nice! Ima ace myself!
54323,yea lolol :),Nice! Ima ace myself!,thats really good! I’m proud of you &lt;3
54324,I’m completely out!,"How did you get food, use the restroom, etc...?",what do you mean?
54325,"How did you get food, use the restroom, etc...?",what do you mean?,You were stuck in a closet!
54326,what do you mean?,You were stuck in a closet!,"oh, hahah"
54327,"I refused to give my leftovers to a homeless man, than gave it to a nicer homeless man.",Why do only people who are polite deserve to have food?,Fuck off with your White Knight bullshit.
54328,Why do only people who are polite deserve to have food?,Fuck off with your White Knight bullshit.,That’s not very nice.
54329,"I refused to give my leftovers to a homeless man, than gave it to a nicer homeless man.",Why do only people who are polite deserve to have food?,Bad behavior shouldn't be rewarded.
54330,Why do only people who are polite deserve to have food?,Bad behavior shouldn't be rewarded.,"Bad homeless man! Bad! No dinner!

I'm sure lessons were learned that day."
54331,Bad behavior shouldn't be rewarded.,"Bad homeless man! Bad! No dinner!

I'm sure lessons were learned that day.","This isn’t philosophy class bud, she can give her food to whoever she wants"
54332,"Bad homeless man! Bad! No dinner!

I'm sure lessons were learned that day.","This isn’t philosophy class bud, she can give her food to whoever she wants","That's not ""philosophy"" buddy, it's just thinking about your actions."
54333,I had a Star Wars marathon with my 9yo daughter and she tried to use a Jedi mind trick on me,An attempt was made.,Maybe she needs more training lol
54334,An attempt was made.,Maybe she needs more training lol,Throw her in some lava
54335,Maybe she needs more training lol,Throw her in some lava,"As we all know, ""if half the body isn't human then the force will flow through him"""
54336,I had a Star Wars marathon with my 9yo daughter and she tried to use a Jedi mind trick on me,"You're a good mother, I hope you know that!",Exactly my thought as I read the story. Great parenting.
54337,"You're a good mother, I hope you know that!",Exactly my thought as I read the story. Great parenting.,It's kinda sad how many parents just lord over their kids and never actually do stuff with them
54338,Have you guys ever “invented” something before knowing that it exists?,The word “cupcakery” and cinnamon-mint toothpaste.,I didn’t know either of those existed
54339,The word “cupcakery” and cinnamon-mint toothpaste.,I didn’t know either of those existed,Now ya know!
54340,"I remember one time when I was in like 1st grade, I told my neighbor, who was this cool teenager that I looked up to, that I had a real, working lightsaber, and that my parents had gotten it for me for Christmas. But I said I couldn’t bring it over to show it to him.",Remind me again why indulging delusions to protect feelings is a good thing?,IMO I think when you're that young it's not a delusion but a good imagination.
54341,Remind me again why indulging delusions to protect feelings is a good thing?,IMO I think when you're that young it's not a delusion but a good imagination.,agreed
54342,Right now i'm trying my best not to break down. So who wants to talk?,Have you heard about solid state batteries?,I have not. What are they?
54343,Have you heard about solid state batteries?,I have not. What are they?,Man he really left you hanging
54344,Right now i'm trying my best not to break down. So who wants to talk?,What's going so rough for ya?,I may have lost a very dear friend tonight
54345,What's going so rough for ya?,I may have lost a very dear friend tonight,"Ouch, how did that happen?"
54346,Right now i'm trying my best not to break down. So who wants to talk?,What kind of snacks do you like?,"Honestly, anything sweet. How about you?"
54347,What kind of snacks do you like?,"Honestly, anything sweet. How about you?",Same. I'd eat my weight in iced honey buns if i could
54348,"Honestly, anything sweet. How about you?",Same. I'd eat my weight in iced honey buns if i could,"That would probably kill you, sadly"
54349,Same. I'd eat my weight in iced honey buns if i could,"That would probably kill you, sadly",I'd die a happy girl at least
54350,"That would probably kill you, sadly",I'd die a happy girl at least,True lol
54351,I Saved Someone's Dog Today,"Holy shit this tog is the exact same copy of my dog, only difference my pup is a boy",What breed? they look gorgeous!
54352,"Holy shit this tog is the exact same copy of my dog, only difference my pup is a boy",What breed? they look gorgeous!,"Oh that is a straight up mutt I’m pretty sure, possibly a weenie-mix"
54353,I Saved Someone's Dog Today,I love people like you.,been watching too many videos on The Dodo haha!
54354,I love people like you.,been watching too many videos on The Dodo haha!,"Omg, now you sound like me!"
54355,I Saved Someone's Dog Today,You’re the nicest person in the entire world,LMAO you are ridiculous but I love you
54356,You’re the nicest person in the entire world,LMAO you are ridiculous but I love you,"You love me?

Wow that didn’t take much"
54357,LMAO you are ridiculous but I love you,"You love me?

Wow that didn’t take much","Yes, you do LOL

YTB"
54358,"You love me?

Wow that didn’t take much","Yes, you do LOL

YTB",I am on fire today
54359,I Saved Someone's Dog Today,WHO FUCKING CARES,THE OWNER OF THE DOG
54360,WHO FUCKING CARES,THE OWNER OF THE DOG,NOT US
54361,THE OWNER OF THE DOG,NOT US,I think you need a nap
54362,THE OWNER OF THE DOG,NOT US,Then... don’t comment? Don’t read it? If your time is so precious then spend it wisely
54363,THE OWNER OF THE DOG,NOT US,"Hey is it normal to backwash as an adult?

Just wondering"
54364,I Saved Someone's Dog Today,"Good on you, you were the perfet human today :-)",Key word TODAY haha
54365,"Good on you, you were the perfet human today :-)",Key word TODAY haha,"That seemed like a lot. Should I edit to 'today and also probably tomorrow'?

Haha"
54366,Key word TODAY haha,"That seemed like a lot. Should I edit to 'today and also probably tomorrow'?

Haha",“Hopefully tomorrow” haha!
54367,I am a woman. I consider myself a feminist. And I love men!,You can't make changes with hate. You need to work together if you want real equality.,I agree. I want to give all of you a hug.
54368,You can't make changes with hate. You need to work together if you want real equality.,I agree. I want to give all of you a hug.,Virtual hugs are all yours.
54369,You can't make changes with hate. You need to work together if you want real equality.,I agree. I want to give all of you a hug.,"If you're hot, holy shit imagine the boners."
54370,I agree. I want to give all of you a hug.,"If you're hot, holy shit imagine the boners.","I'm not sure, you'd have to ask my SO! :)"
54371,"If you're hot, holy shit imagine the boners.","I'm not sure, you'd have to ask my SO! :)","Fuck him :P, it would be infinitely better if I take a look myself."
54372,I am a woman. I consider myself a feminist. And I love men!,Empowering women does not mean oppressing men.  Some people just don't understand that.,Yeah those people are called feminists.
54373,Empowering women does not mean oppressing men.  Some people just don't understand that.,Yeah those people are called feminists.,How are feminists oppressing men?
54374,I am a woman. I consider myself a feminist. And I love men!,Empowering women does not mean oppressing men.  Some people just don't understand that.,"Educate me on that matter, how are those men's suffering through women ?"
54375,Empowering women does not mean oppressing men.  Some people just don't understand that.,"Educate me on that matter, how are those men's suffering through women ?",I'm not sure what your question is?
54376,Hello please distract me before I start crying in front of people.,Hi,Hello how are you?
54377,Hi,Hello how are you?,Fine wbu
54378,Hello please distract me before I start crying in front of people.,Can you tell me about the best day you've ever had?,Being reunited with my father after my mother’s revenge PFA was lifted after 2 and 1/2 weeks
54379,Can you tell me about the best day you've ever had?,Being reunited with my father after my mother’s revenge PFA was lifted after 2 and 1/2 weeks,Tell us more
54380,Being reunited with my father after my mother’s revenge PFA was lifted after 2 and 1/2 weeks,Tell us more,She bored with us now.
54381,Tell us more,She bored with us now.,Probably
54382,Being reunited with my father after my mother’s revenge PFA was lifted after 2 and 1/2 weeks,Tell us more,Yeah please. Only if you want of course
54383,Tell us more,Yeah please. Only if you want of course,"True, we gotta not be pushie"
54384,Hello please distract me before I start crying in front of people.,What's the best day you've had this year? Something cool to be thankful for.,I honestly have no idea..... most of the year I was shooting dope and smoking meth
54385,What's the best day you've had this year? Something cool to be thankful for.,I honestly have no idea..... most of the year I was shooting dope and smoking meth,"Okay, rough year. Have anything nice to look forward to?"
54386,I honestly have no idea..... most of the year I was shooting dope and smoking meth,"Okay, rough year. Have anything nice to look forward to?",Eh.....me and my fiancé are trying for a baby :)
54387,"Okay, rough year. Have anything nice to look forward to?",Eh.....me and my fiancé are trying for a baby :),"Keep the meth and dysfunction out of the childs lofe, okay?"
54388,Eh.....me and my fiancé are trying for a baby :),"Keep the meth and dysfunction out of the childs lofe, okay?","Most definitely. It was a small slip up, do not plan on doing it again"
54389,"Okay, rough year. Have anything nice to look forward to?",Eh.....me and my fiancé are trying for a baby :),This post is all over the place. DO NOT HAVE A BABY IF YOURE HOOKED ON METH
54390,I honestly have no idea..... most of the year I was shooting dope and smoking meth,"Okay, rough year. Have anything nice to look forward to?",😬
54391,What's the best day you've had this year? Something cool to be thankful for.,I honestly have no idea..... most of the year I was shooting dope and smoking meth,Have you stopped?  It sounds like you have. You’re a rockstar for that.
54392,I honestly have no idea..... most of the year I was shooting dope and smoking meth,Have you stopped?  It sounds like you have. You’re a rockstar for that.,Stopped heroin. Been 162 or 163 days now since I’ve touched heroin
54393,Have you stopped?  It sounds like you have. You’re a rockstar for that.,Stopped heroin. Been 162 or 163 days now since I’ve touched heroin,"You're doing great, keep it up!"
54394,Stopped heroin. Been 162 or 163 days now since I’ve touched heroin,"You're doing great, keep it up!","Thanks! Only had a littttle slip on meth, nothing huge and don’t plan on going back."
54395,Have you stopped?  It sounds like you have. You’re a rockstar for that.,Stopped heroin. Been 162 or 163 days now since I’ve touched heroin,"Congrats. It been 15yrs for me. Still on Suboxone though, but close to getting off that."
54396,Stopped heroin. Been 162 or 163 days now since I’ve touched heroin,"Congrats. It been 15yrs for me. Still on Suboxone though, but close to getting off that.",Suboxone saved my fucking life.
54397,"Congrats. It been 15yrs for me. Still on Suboxone though, but close to getting off that.",Suboxone saved my fucking life.,"Your doing really well. I was on methadone for so long, I wish Suboxone had been around sooner."
54398,Suboxone saved my fucking life.,"Your doing really well. I was on methadone for so long, I wish Suboxone had been around sooner.",I could never personally do methadone. When were you on MAT? If you don’t mind me asking
54399,Hello please distract me before I start crying in front of people.,What are your opinions on foxes and raccoons,They’re so cute ESPECIALLY raccoons!!! I love em
54400,What are your opinions on foxes and raccoons,They’re so cute ESPECIALLY raccoons!!! I love em,"Me too, i wish i could own a fox where i live"
54401,What are your opinions on foxes and raccoons,They’re so cute ESPECIALLY raccoons!!! I love em,"I started to say who DOESN'T love raccoons, but then I read more comments."
54402,They’re so cute ESPECIALLY raccoons!!! I love em,"I started to say who DOESN'T love raccoons, but then I read more comments.",Lol I love them too much!
54403,"I started to say who DOESN'T love raccoons, but then I read more comments.",Lol I love them too much!,"I guess I haven't too close to one. Got very close to a bear once, but that's a different story."
54404,Lol I love them too much!,"I guess I haven't too close to one. Got very close to a bear once, but that's a different story.","I’d like to hear that story! Tell us, please?"
54405,Hello please distract me before I start crying in front of people.,What is your favorite video game release from the past 5 years?,I don’t play video games but my favorite ever is left for dead the original
54406,What is your favorite video game release from the past 5 years?,I don’t play video games but my favorite ever is left for dead the original,"Cool, what about you favorite movie or tv show then?"
54407,Hello please distract me before I start crying in front of people.,What is the best movie that you’ve seen this year?,Didn’t come out this year but The Departed
54408,What is the best movie that you’ve seen this year?,Didn’t come out this year but The Departed,"That’s a good one! A really stellar cast, if I remember correctly"
54409,Didn’t come out this year but The Departed,"That’s a good one! A really stellar cast, if I remember correctly",Yessss
54410,Didn’t come out this year but The Departed,"That’s a good one! A really stellar cast, if I remember correctly",I saw it the other night on TV. While working on my computer still as good as I remember.
54411,Hello please distract me before I start crying in front of people.,Teach me to make a chicken pot pie!?? lol please :P,Except I’m not domesticated and don’t know how to cook :(
54412,Teach me to make a chicken pot pie!?? lol please :P,Except I’m not domesticated and don’t know how to cook :(,":O no worries me either...except pancakes and tri tip lol

What are you good at?"
54413,Hello please distract me before I start crying in front of people.,What scent gives you the most peace? For me it's citron.,"Patchouli, vanilla and coconut, just vanilla."
54414,What scent gives you the most peace? For me it's citron.,"Patchouli, vanilla and coconut, just vanilla.","Vanilla is really pleasant, reminds me of baking."
54415,Hello please distract me before I start crying in front of people.,I'm thinking of grabbing a pizza tonight.  What do you like on your pizza?,Lol extra cheese and ham :)
54416,I'm thinking of grabbing a pizza tonight.  What do you like on your pizza?,Lol extra cheese and ham :),"Nice. Ham isn't my fave, but I'm down with it"
54417,Lol extra cheese and ham :),"Nice. Ham isn't my fave, but I'm down with it",My dad and I accidentally ordered it one night when I was little and I loved it ever since :)
54418,Hello please distract me before I start crying in front of people.,"If you had to bring pie to Thanksgiving dinner, what type would be the safest bet?",Apple!
54419,"If you had to bring pie to Thanksgiving dinner, what type would be the safest bet?",Apple!,Why?
54420,Apple!,Why?,Bc I love apple and so does most of America lol
54421,Why?,Bc I love apple and so does most of America lol,"See, I was thinking pumpkin, because it’s the most “thanksgiving”-ish pie."
54422,Bc I love apple and so does most of America lol,"See, I was thinking pumpkin, because it’s the most “thanksgiving”-ish pie.",Yeah but I’m like the only person in the world who doesn’t like pumpkin pie
54423,Hello please distract me before I start crying in front of people.,OP how are you doing now? I know I’m **very** late to the post!,All good! Still periodically answering. Doing much much better.
54424,OP how are you doing now? I know I’m **very** late to the post!,All good! Still periodically answering. Doing much much better.,"that's good to hear, any plans for the weekend?"
54425,All good! Still periodically answering. Doing much much better.,"that's good to hear, any plans for the weekend?",Got to spend a lot of good quality time with my boyfriend so very good :)
54426,Hello please distract me before I start crying in front of people.,OI what's your fav type of bread,White
54427,OI what's your fav type of bread,White,Fair
54428,Hello please distract me before I start crying in front of people.,Hopefully youre better now,Yeah finally out of my funk! That was a long rut
54429,Hopefully youre better now,Yeah finally out of my funk! That was a long rut,Yay 😁 glad to hear that.
54430,Hopefully youre better now,Yeah finally out of my funk! That was a long rut,Ayyy glad to hear that 😊
54431,Hello please distract me before I start crying in front of people.,"This post made me cry, you all rushed to help. So many lovely people!","Right!! I was so shocked, it made me so freakin happy. Gives me hope in humanity for once."
54432,"This post made me cry, you all rushed to help. So many lovely people!","Right!! I was so shocked, it made me so freakin happy. Gives me hope in humanity for once.",Glad you felt better when you needed it
54433,I'm taking my two kids to see Frozen 2 this morning. Please pray for my sanity.,Let it go.,Let it go.
54434,Let it go.,Let it go., Can't hold it back anymore .
54435,I'm taking my two kids to see Frozen 2 this morning. Please pray for my sanity.,"Genuine question:

Why the fuck do people have those little shits called children?",I'm not poop
54436,"Genuine question:

Why the fuck do people have those little shits called children?",I'm not poop,Show me your tits.
54437,I'm not poop,Show me your tits.,I'm a boy
54438,Show me your tits.,I'm a boy,Like that makes a difference...pfft 😒
54439,I'm a boy,Like that makes a difference...pfft 😒,Boys don't have tits....
54440,My Coworker Made Me Cry Today,Aw that’s awesome!,"I still can’t believe it :,) she’s too pure for this world."
54441,Aw that’s awesome!,"I still can’t believe it :,) she’s too pure for this world.",So cool!
54442,My Coworker Made Me Cry Today,That is so sweet! It just made my day!,For real! People like her are angels! :)
54443,That is so sweet! It just made my day!,For real! People like her are angels! :),"There’s plenty of kind people out there, glad she made your day"
54444,That is so sweet! It just made my day!,For real! People like her are angels! :),"Nice story, I was expecting it to be because someone did something bad"
54445,That is so sweet! It just made my day!,For real! People like her are angels! :),Sweater tax please!
54446,For real! People like her are angels! :),Sweater tax please!,"A lot of people have been asking, so I’ll post a pic of it in a minute!"
54447,Sweater tax please!,"A lot of people have been asking, so I’ll post a pic of it in a minute!",Thank you!
54448,Sweater tax please!,"A lot of people have been asking, so I’ll post a pic of it in a minute!",This is a super nice sweater!! I love it!
54449,Sweater tax please!,"A lot of people have been asking, so I’ll post a pic of it in a minute!",Yeh. Seriously. That’s an awesome sweater! Great taste on your part.
54450,My Coworker Made Me Cry Today,I totally thought this was going in a different route,Me too
54451,I totally thought this was going in a different route,Me too,You mean sex right?
54452,Me too,You mean sex right?,It crossed my mind but then it went to something else
54453,Me too,You mean sex right?,Haha why
54454,Me too,You mean sex right?,...wait what
54455,Me too,You mean sex right?,username checks out
54456,I totally thought this was going in a different route,Me too,Mě three
54457,I totally thought this was going in a different route,Me too,\#
54458,I totally thought this was going in a different route,Me too,#
54459,My Coworker Made Me Cry Today,She wants in your pants.,She’s 60 and I’m 20 lmao.
54460,She wants in your pants.,She’s 60 and I’m 20 lmao.,Do you think that’s not a thing?
54461,I got a Cambridge University Interview,"You rock, OP!  I’m happy for you.  

What do you want to study?",I want to study law so I’m quite nervous as it’s competitive but I hope I’ll be fine!
54462,"You rock, OP!  I’m happy for you.  

What do you want to study?",I want to study law so I’m quite nervous as it’s competitive but I hope I’ll be fine!,"I wanna study law too!, but i'm 13..."
54463,I want to study law so I’m quite nervous as it’s competitive but I hope I’ll be fine!,"I wanna study law too!, but i'm 13...",then study hard buddy!
54464,I want to study law so I’m quite nervous as it’s competitive but I hope I’ll be fine!,"I wanna study law too!, but i'm 13...","Well, then you have a lot of time to prepare for your interview! :D"
54465,"You rock, OP!  I’m happy for you.  

What do you want to study?",I want to study law so I’m quite nervous as it’s competitive but I hope I’ll be fine!,Competitive is an understatement.
54466,I got a Cambridge University Interview,Got rejected from Oxford then?,I swear you can't even apply to both lmfao
54467,Got rejected from Oxford then?,I swear you can't even apply to both lmfao,"You can't, though if you got rejected from one you could apply for the other the following year"
54468,I swear you can't even apply to both lmfao,"You can't, though if you got rejected from one you could apply for the other the following year",Ah yeh true but I was thinking given the context it’s not particularly likely
54469,I got a Cambridge University Interview,my brother just got an interview too! good luck!,Good luck to your brother too! What’s he studying ?
54470,my brother just got an interview too! good luck!,Good luck to your brother too! What’s he studying ?,he wants to study maths! I hope both him and you get in
54471,I made a rick and morty reference at work today that no one got and made the cute new girl uncomfortable.,I'd have hi-fied you if I were present,I would’ve obliged
54472,I'd have hi-fied you if I were present,I would’ve obliged,"I'd have left you hanging mid way to make the situation more awkward, tho."
54473,I would’ve obliged,"I'd have left you hanging mid way to make the situation more awkward, tho.",Uhhh... so what now?
54474,"I'd have left you hanging mid way to make the situation more awkward, tho.",Uhhh... so what now?,I'd have asked the cute girl out in the group to make the situation even more awkward.
54475,I’ve been working full time for 3 weeks. I have no idea how people do this forever.,Yeah but I also enjoy eating and paying for my own shit so....yeah,This shouldn't be contingent on holding a job... That's the point.
54476,Yeah but I also enjoy eating and paying for my own shit so....yeah,This shouldn't be contingent on holding a job... That's the point.,We need a revolution!
54477,Yeah but I also enjoy eating and paying for my own shit so....yeah,This shouldn't be contingent on holding a job... That's the point.,capitalism is bs
54478,This shouldn't be contingent on holding a job... That's the point.,capitalism is bs,It's not bad... But it's not a Panacea.
54479,I’ve been working full time for 3 weeks. I have no idea how people do this forever.,Lol. That's cute. 🤣,Why be rude?
54480,Lol. That's cute. 🤣,Why be rude?,"It wasn't rude. It was my actual reaction. Very much a ""Oh, you sweet summer child..."""
54481,Why be rude?,"It wasn't rude. It was my actual reaction. Very much a ""Oh, you sweet summer child...""",Seems condescending. Why be like that?
54482,I’ve been working full time for 3 weeks. I have no idea how people do this forever.,r/antiwork,Holy shit I've found my people
54483,r/antiwork,Holy shit I've found my people,Enjoy ;)
54484,I ACED my organic chem lab final today,All in learned in org chem was to pop sodium in water.,"Ironically, that’s not organic chemistry. 😀"
54485,All in learned in org chem was to pop sodium in water.,"Ironically, that’s not organic chemistry. 😀","Oh shit! organic is the one where you have to use EDTA 900 times, yes didn't get that either."
54486,I ACED my organic chem lab final today,"Good job,  O chem is a bitch,  celebrate well!","Thank you, I am offended at the amount of people calling ochem ""ORGO"" like let's chill people"
54487,"Good job,  O chem is a bitch,  celebrate well!","Thank you, I am offended at the amount of people calling ochem ""ORGO"" like let's chill people","Plebs, they probably took chem 1001"
54488,I ACED my organic chem lab final today,i need this kind of good ju ju for my two finals in a couple weeks,I pass on the vibes to you my dude
54489,i need this kind of good ju ju for my two finals in a couple weeks,I pass on the vibes to you my dude,"thanks, fren. and congratulations! I did not do nearly as well as you did on my OChem lab final!"
54490,I ACED my organic chem lab final today,"Your username says it all, that is in fact inhuman, congrats!",Thanks !
54491,"Your username says it all, that is in fact inhuman, congrats!",Thanks !,What are you studying that has you taking O Chem?
54492,Thanks !,What are you studying that has you taking O Chem?,Premed. I’m hoping to go to med school. Tho I’m majoring in biology since I like it better
54493,Do you ever type a whole comment just to delete it before posting it?,[deleted],Lmao... I love this and hate it at the same time.
54494,[deleted],Lmao... I love this and hate it at the same time.,"I love how this post is made every couple weeks. Good for your karma, I guess."
54495,Lmao... I love this and hate it at the same time.,"I love how this post is made every couple weeks. Good for your karma, I guess.","Thanks for the insight, waffle nipples"
54496,[deleted],Lmao... I love this and hate it at the same time.,r/TIHI
54497,Do you ever type a whole comment just to delete it before posting it?,[deleted],[deleted]
54498,[deleted],[deleted],"Oh dear, this is not at all going as I had hoped."
54499,[deleted],"Oh dear, this is not at all going as I had hoped.",[Delyeeted]
54500,"Oh dear, this is not at all going as I had hoped.",[Delyeeted],[dooted]
54501,[Delyeeted],[dooted],[Pooted]
54502,[Delyeeted],[dooted],[doot]
54503,Do you ever type a whole comment just to delete it before posting it?,"Happens to most of us. Nowadays, I'm trying to be expressive and just post it anyways.",Are you not afraid that I won’t care what you say!
54504,"Happens to most of us. Nowadays, I'm trying to be expressive and just post it anyways.",Are you not afraid that I won’t care what you say!,"That's for good.

I never get back to check on. I leave notification to do that for me."
54505,Do you ever type a whole comment just to delete it before posting it?,"I always think my comments sound stupid, so yes.","I get that, I appreciate you commenting here. It can be so nerve racking to post anything."
54506,"I always think my comments sound stupid, so yes.","I get that, I appreciate you commenting here. It can be so nerve racking to post anything.",Definitely. I usually post way more than I comment.
54507,Do you ever type a whole comment just to delete it before posting it?,I frequently write comments and then self-censor for privacy and for being afraid of rejection.,I feel that. The fear of rejection is strong. I’m glad you posted this. ☺️
54508,I frequently write comments and then self-censor for privacy and for being afraid of rejection.,I feel that. The fear of rejection is strong. I’m glad you posted this. ☺️,Is this fear healthy or does it qualify as something that should be treated?
54509,I feel that. The fear of rejection is strong. I’m glad you posted this. ☺️,Is this fear healthy or does it qualify as something that should be treated?,"Hhmm, I think it depends how much it impacts your life or how distressing it is to you."
54510,Do you ever type a whole comment just to delete it before posting it?,"At least daily. Almost did it with this comment, in fact.",I’m glad you didn’t delete this! 💛
54511,"At least daily. Almost did it with this comment, in fact.",I’m glad you didn’t delete this! 💛,Aw shucks :)
54512,Do you ever type a whole comment just to delete it before posting it?,Bro I just feel like someone's probably already said it so there's no point in me saying it too,"Ya never know, maybe you’ll say it differently that resonates with someone. Happy cake day!! 💛"
54513,Bro I just feel like someone's probably already said it so there's no point in me saying it too,"Ya never know, maybe you’ll say it differently that resonates with someone. Happy cake day!! 💛",i mean if everythings been said before then ig might as well say everything
54514,Do you ever type a whole comment just to delete it before posting it?,Just did it,Woohoo!! I’m glad you did. ☺️
54515,Just did it,Woohoo!! I’m glad you did. ☺️,I guess I'll stop doing it once I reach Nirvana
54516,"Found an old iPod classic deep in my couch, currently have it connected to my pc and am jamming a ton of old music I can't find online anymore. Major nostalgia trip.",I found a first gen Ipad in my couch.,Score!
54517,I found a first gen Ipad in my couch.,Score!,It still works. It has a copy of Minecraft pe 0.6.0 on it.
54518,"Found an old iPod classic deep in my couch, currently have it connected to my pc and am jamming a ton of old music I can't find online anymore. Major nostalgia trip.",I found my old iPod touch but I had a password on it I can’t remember so it sucks,"Damn, that sucks. Is there a way to reset the password through your AppleID account?"
54519,I found my old iPod touch but I had a password on it I can’t remember so it sucks,"Damn, that sucks. Is there a way to reset the password through your AppleID account?",I’ll have to look at that. I’m not sure if it’s the same Apple id as now
54520,"Damn, that sucks. Is there a way to reset the password through your AppleID account?",I’ll have to look at that. I’m not sure if it’s the same Apple id as now,Gotcha. I’ll have to look in to it again tonight.
54521,"Found an old iPod classic deep in my couch, currently have it connected to my pc and am jamming a ton of old music I can't find online anymore. Major nostalgia trip.",I thought at first you found it in your conch,That would be one magic conch
54522,I thought at first you found it in your conch,That would be one magic conch,Unconch-ionable
54523,"Found an old iPod classic deep in my couch, currently have it connected to my pc and am jamming a ton of old music I can't find online anymore. Major nostalgia trip.","What music can't you find online anymore? I bet you, you can.",Nah. A lot of it is demos of friends’ bands and songs I recorded.
54524,"What music can't you find online anymore? I bet you, you can.",Nah. A lot of it is demos of friends’ bands and songs I recorded.,That's not something you'd ever have found on the internet then lol. Not fair.
54525,Nah. A lot of it is demos of friends’ bands and songs I recorded.,That's not something you'd ever have found on the internet then lol. Not fair.,"Ehh semantics semantics, it’s all the same lol"
54526,"Found an old iPod classic deep in my couch, currently have it connected to my pc and am jamming a ton of old music I can't find online anymore. Major nostalgia trip.",Can you upload the songs? All of them! I kinda wanna listen to them,Once I get them on to my pc possibly.
54527,Can you upload the songs? All of them! I kinda wanna listen to them,Once I get them on to my pc possibly.,Thanks! Much appreciated
54528,"Found an old iPod classic deep in my couch, currently have it connected to my pc and am jamming a ton of old music I can't find online anymore. Major nostalgia trip.","deep in your couch?


did it just sink there one day?",Probably.
54529,"deep in your couch?


did it just sink there one day?",Probably.,as in you dropped it then just forgot about it?
54530,"Pick a fruit, any fruit...",It's as close as you can get to an apple without being an apple.,samsung
54531,It's as close as you can get to an apple without being an apple.,samsung,This made my post worth it lol
54532,"Pick a fruit, any fruit...",It's as close as you can get to an apple without being an apple.,Pineapple?
54533,It's as close as you can get to an apple without being an apple.,Pineapple?,Pongebob
54534,Pineapple?,Pongebob,Pearsquants?
54535,"Pick a fruit, any fruit...",[removed],Avocado?
54536,[removed],Avocado?,Yep!
54537,"Pick a fruit, any fruit...",Smells good for me but bad for a lot of people,"Oh that stinky fruit! I learned about it on a TV show!

Durian?"
54538,Smells good for me but bad for a lot of people,"Oh that stinky fruit! I learned about it on a TV show!

Durian?",YES
54539,"Oh that stinky fruit! I learned about it on a TV show!

Durian?",YES,"YAHHHHH WHOOT!

Want to guess mine? :)"
54540,YES,"YAHHHHH WHOOT!

Want to guess mine? :)",Ok
54541,"YAHHHHH WHOOT!

Want to guess mine? :)",Ok,I typed it in my original post! :)
54542,YES,"YAHHHHH WHOOT!

Want to guess mine? :)",Can we have hints?
54543,"YAHHHHH WHOOT!

Want to guess mine? :)",Can we have hints?,Oh yeah! It’s in my original post :) sorry for not specifying
54544,"Pick a fruit, any fruit...","Can be summarised as ""sweet mashed potatoes""",Banana!?
54545,"Can be summarised as ""sweet mashed potatoes""",Banana!?,There we go! Good job. Wanna play again?
54546,"Pick a fruit, any fruit...",It tastes like a forced smile.,"Ahahaha a LEMON! 🍋This clue made me chuckle because of the accuracy, if it is a lemon"
54547,It tastes like a forced smile.,"Ahahaha a LEMON! 🍋This clue made me chuckle because of the accuracy, if it is a lemon",Exactly!
54548,"Pick a fruit, any fruit...",sweet and spicy orange,Spicy orange? Whattt? I want this secret
54549,sweet and spicy orange,Spicy orange? Whattt? I want this secret,guess
54550,"Pick a fruit, any fruit...",Round with flats. Amazingly sweet. Seasonal seeds. Tedious.,Mandarine orange?
54551,Round with flats. Amazingly sweet. Seasonal seeds. Tedious.,Mandarine orange?,No
54552,Mandarine orange?,No,Pineapple!
54553,No,Pineapple!,Try again... Seasonal seeds
54554,No,Pineapple!,Stains everything red/purple
54555,I have lost 10 kgs (22 pounds) and I’m really proud of myself,[deleted],Thanks I will
54556,[deleted],Thanks I will,[deleted]
54557,Thanks I will,[deleted],Thanks I will
54558,I have lost 10 kgs (22 pounds) and I’m really proud of myself,22 pounds in one month? Wow!,I know right? Crazy
54559,22 pounds in one month? Wow!,I know right? Crazy,"Sounds awesome, especially since you're feeling good. What's your regimen?"
54560,I know right? Crazy,"Sounds awesome, especially since you're feeling good. What's your regimen?",They are somewhere in the comments aha
54561,Does anyone else really love the winter?, Nope! Nope! Nope!,Yes yes yes?
54562, Nope! Nope! Nope!,Yes yes yes?,I thought you were my son  for a minute....lol
54563,Yes yes yes?,I thought you were my son  for a minute....lol,Maybe? o.o
54564,At a concert by myself,Who are you seeing??,Simple Plan
54565,Who are you seeing??,Simple Plan,"i lovee them, i hope you have fun"
54566,Simple Plan,"i lovee them, i hope you have fun","Thank you! I loved them when I was a teenager and randomly won tickets, I couldn't pass this up!"
54567,"i lovee them, i hope you have fun","Thank you! I loved them when I was a teenager and randomly won tickets, I couldn't pass this up!",How could that happen to you?
54568,"Thank you! I loved them when I was a teenager and randomly won tickets, I couldn't pass this up!",How could that happen to you?,well I entered a contest but that was it like over a month ago. so I guess not too randomly
54569,How could that happen to you?,well I entered a contest but that was it like over a month ago. so I guess not too randomly,Maybe you made a mistake.
54570,Who are you seeing??,Simple Plan,My best friend was at that show! Sounds like it was a pretty good time!
54571,At a concert by myself,"Hope you had fun!!
It gets less weird once you go to a few shows alone",It was great!!! most of the ppl around me were super cool and I just did my own thing.
54572,"Hope you had fun!!
It gets less weird once you go to a few shows alone",It was great!!! most of the ppl around me were super cool and I just did my own thing.,That's awesome!
54573,People should stop breeding dogs and cats for cuteness alone.,Pugs are ugly anyway i really dont get the hype,Couldn't agree more. Poor little buggers.
54574,Pugs are ugly anyway i really dont get the hype,Couldn't agree more. Poor little buggers.,I think their newest purpose is to be smelly snorting throw pillows.
54575,People should stop breeding dogs and cats for cuteness alone.,People breed dogs and cats??? 🙀,"You are joking, right?"
54576,People breed dogs and cats??? 🙀,"You are joking, right?",Yeah. I meant breeding them together
54577,Give me a song you like and I'll rate it !,Disturbed’s cover of Hello Darkness My Old Friend.,The Sound of Silence...
54578,Disturbed’s cover of Hello Darkness My Old Friend.,The Sound of Silence...,Oops
54579,I got a raise and then my rent went up. Anyone ever feel like you never get ahead?,Ur rent is 75 dollars a month? What the fuck.. mine is 775 a month for a one bedrrom apartment,"No my rent is $1,425"
54580,Ur rent is 75 dollars a month? What the fuck.. mine is 775 a month for a one bedrrom apartment,"No my rent is $1,425",Sorry i read it as WENT UP TO 75 BUCKS. I was like this lucky mofo lol
54581,"I got called ""young man"" today","There's no need to feel down

I said *YOUNG MAN*",Pick yourself off the ground!
54582,"There's no need to feel down

I said *YOUNG MAN*",Pick yourself off the ground!,I said ***YOUNG MAN***
54583,Pick yourself off the ground!,I said ***YOUNG MAN***,‘Cause you’re in a new town
54584,I said ***YOUNG MAN***,‘Cause you’re in a new town,theres no NEED
54585,‘Cause you’re in a new town,theres no NEED,to be unhappy
54586,theres no NEED,to be unhappy,Y
54587,Pick yourself off the ground!,I said ***YOUNG MAN***," 'cause you're in a new town

There's no need to be unhappy!"
54588,I said ***YOUNG MAN***," 'cause you're in a new town

There's no need to be unhappy!",Y
54589," 'cause you're in a new town

There's no need to be unhappy!",Y,M
54590,Y,M,I
54591,Y,M,C
54592,M,C,A
54593,"I got called ""young man"" today",Trans people never cease to constantly confuse the fuck out of me,"I feel ya. Cis people never cease to constantly confuse the fuck out of me.

People are strange."
54594,Trans people never cease to constantly confuse the fuck out of me,"I feel ya. Cis people never cease to constantly confuse the fuck out of me.

People are strange.","Humanity is strange in general, isn't it"
54595,Trans people never cease to constantly confuse the fuck out of me,"I feel ya. Cis people never cease to constantly confuse the fuck out of me.

People are strange.","People never cease to confuse the fuck out of me.

All people. I have social anxiety."
54596,Handled my first on-job emergency as an air traffic controller,You guys do an amazing and stressful job that is under appreciated. Well done,Thank you big bloke :)
54597,You guys do an amazing and stressful job that is under appreciated. Well done,Thank you big bloke :),Keep up the good work mate
54598,I’m going to college baby!!!,Congratulations!! Have you picked a major/minor yet?,yeah I have! I wanna major in Psych :)
54599,Congratulations!! Have you picked a major/minor yet?,yeah I have! I wanna major in Psych :),Oh no way! I majored in psych too it's super fun
54600,"Remember when you used to be able to play YouTube on your phone with the screen locked (e.g. music), and then they took that feature away and tried to sell it back to us?","use vanced, bro",Will look into it. TY
54601,"use vanced, bro",Will look into it. TY,"since you are on iOS, head to ignition.fun, download Cercube Youtube and have fun"
54602,Will look into it. TY,"since you are on iOS, head to ignition.fun, download Cercube Youtube and have fun",How do you even download that??
54603,"since you are on iOS, head to ignition.fun, download Cercube Youtube and have fun",How do you even download that??,just press download?
54604,How do you even download that??,just press download?,r/technicallythetruth
54605,just press download?,r/technicallythetruth,what did he say?
54606,r/technicallythetruth,what did he say?,He said [deleted]
54607,Will look into it. TY,"since you are on iOS, head to ignition.fun, download Cercube Youtube and have fun",I didn't see cercube youtube on there
54608,"since you are on iOS, head to ignition.fun, download Cercube Youtube and have fun",I didn't see cercube youtube on there,"Try Dolphin, I’ve been using it for unfocusing video playing."
54609,"Remember when you used to be able to play YouTube on your phone with the screen locked (e.g. music), and then they took that feature away and tried to sell it back to us?","use vanced, bro",I really wish there was a IOS version :( I’ve heard a lot of good things about it
54610,"use vanced, bro",I really wish there was a IOS version :( I’ve heard a lot of good things about it,"Make your next phone an android, you won't regret it"
54611,I really wish there was a IOS version :( I’ve heard a lot of good things about it,"Make your next phone an android, you won't regret it",I regretted it
54612,"Make your next phone an android, you won't regret it",I regretted it,"Not with a Samsung 

The note is the shit"
54613,I regretted it,"Not with a Samsung 

The note is the shit",Samsung kills workers and destroy unions. I will never buy a Samsung phone
54614,"Not with a Samsung 

The note is the shit",Samsung kills workers and destroy unions. I will never buy a Samsung phone,"Change ""samsung"" with pretty much any large business."
54615,I regretted it,"Not with a Samsung 

The note is the shit",I had a Samsung though
54616,"Not with a Samsung 

The note is the shit",I had a Samsung though,That's why you regretted it
54617,"Not with a Samsung 

The note is the shit",I had a Samsung though,So what disappointed you about it?
54618,I really wish there was a IOS version :( I’ve heard a lot of good things about it,"Make your next phone an android, you won't regret it",You will.
54619,"use vanced, bro",I really wish there was a IOS version :( I’ve heard a lot of good things about it,YouTube++? I don't know if that's still a thing as I haven't used an iPhone in a long time.
54620,I really wish there was a IOS version :( I’ve heard a lot of good things about it,YouTube++? I don't know if that's still a thing as I haven't used an iPhone in a long time.,Oh yes! Not sure it’s being actively updated at the moment though—YouTube Cercube is
54621,"Remember when you used to be able to play YouTube on your phone with the screen locked (e.g. music), and then they took that feature away and tried to sell it back to us?","use vanced, bro",Desktop view.
54622,"use vanced, bro",Desktop view.,vanced is much better. its literally just the app but with no ads and lock screen playing
54623,Desktop view.,vanced is much better. its literally just the app but with no ads and lock screen playing,yeah but chrome and firefox has ublock origin so there are already no ads.
54624,"Remember when you used to be able to play YouTube on your phone with the screen locked (e.g. music), and then they took that feature away and tried to sell it back to us?","use vanced, bro",If so many of us know about Vanced how does YouTube still allow it?
54625,"use vanced, bro",If so many of us know about Vanced how does YouTube still allow it?,"Shhh, they'll hear us."
54626,"Remember when you used to be able to play YouTube on your phone with the screen locked (e.g. music), and then they took that feature away and tried to sell it back to us?","use vanced, bro",For iOS the dolphin browser will let you play audio from YouTube without the window open.
54627,"use vanced, bro",For iOS the dolphin browser will let you play audio from YouTube without the window open.,I miss the days when dolphin was good. It went to shit in the last year or two.
54628,"Remember when you used to be able to play YouTube on your phone with the screen locked (e.g. music), and then they took that feature away and tried to sell it back to us?","use vanced, bro",The last few times I've used it it's been bugged to hell.
54629,"use vanced, bro",The last few times I've used it it's been bugged to hell.,"weird, it works flawlessly for me all the time for over one and a half years now"
54630,"Remember when you used to be able to play YouTube on your phone with the screen locked (e.g. music), and then they took that feature away and tried to sell it back to us?","use vanced, bro",Is it legal?
54631,"use vanced, bro",Is it legal?,it's not illegal. it's a grey area.
54632,"Remember when you used to be able to play YouTube on your phone with the screen locked (e.g. music), and then they took that feature away and tried to sell it back to us?",I just don't go to YouTube for music anymore.,And where do you go?
54633,I just don't go to YouTube for music anymore.,And where do you go?,"There are a lot of good, music-centered warez sites f.e. ddl-music.to"
54634,"After being jobless for over 6 months, finally received a job offer and contract today!","Congrats, lost my job yesterday so I know where you were.","Dude, never lose hope, that's all I can say. Good luck!"
54635,"Congrats, lost my job yesterday so I know where you were.","Dude, never lose hope, that's all I can say. Good luck!","Thanks :0)

Hope your new job goes well."
54636,"After being jobless for over 6 months, finally received a job offer and contract today!","Congratulations, that's so exciting! Best of luck goes to you!!",Thank you!!!
54637,"Congratulations, that's so exciting! Best of luck goes to you!!",Thank you!!!,You're very welcome! In this economy jobs are tough!
54638,"After being jobless for over 6 months, finally received a job offer and contract today!","Wow congrats, I’ve been jobless for about 16 years and the struggle is real","How does that work? 16 years, I suspect you're jobless by choice."
54639,"Wow congrats, I’ve been jobless for about 16 years and the struggle is real","How does that work? 16 years, I suspect you're jobless by choice.","No no no, I mean I’m 16 years old and have never had an official working job yet"
54640,"How does that work? 16 years, I suspect you're jobless by choice.","No no no, I mean I’m 16 years old and have never had an official working job yet","lol, oh I thought maybe you were a powerball winner or something."
54641,3:38 and can't sleep - What is something you have recently done and are proud of? (No matter how small or big),Hello fellow Western European.,Hello there ;p
54642,Hello fellow Western European.,Hello there ;p,Is it 4:47 am right now for you ?
54643,Hello there ;p,Is it 4:47 am right now for you ?,"I fell asleep aha, it is now 14:27 lol"
54644,3:38 and can't sleep - What is something you have recently done and are proud of? (No matter how small or big),I wrote a novel.,"Good job, here's to the first of many!"
54645,I wrote a novel.,"Good job, here's to the first of many!",Struggling with my own procrastination.
54646,"Good job, here's to the first of many!",Struggling with my own procrastination.,It takes a lot of effort to overcome but I believe in you
54647,3:38 and can't sleep - What is something you have recently done and are proud of? (No matter how small or big),"Making myself not to text to my favourite person ,he doesn't even ask how I am ,it sucks","Awh, communication works both way, hopefully things work out the best for you :)"
54648,"Making myself not to text to my favourite person ,he doesn't even ask how I am ,it sucks","Awh, communication works both way, hopefully things work out the best for you :)","Thank u so much
He took me for granted and gave me false hopes :c"
54649,Shout out to the people who are improving themselves but have no one to share their progress with,There is a flower within each of us. 🌺,Let it bloom!
54650,There is a flower within each of us. 🌺,Let it bloom!,It shall bloom!!!
54651,I kinda set my Dad up with my third grade teacher...,I hope I encounter something like that in the future. That’s so crazy haha.,"me too u/biggotits, me too"
54652,I hope I encounter something like that in the future. That’s so crazy haha.,"me too u/biggotits, me too",r/rimjob_steve
54653,"me too u/biggotits, me too",r/rimjob_steve,Put me on the screenshot 👉🏻👈🏻
54654,r/rimjob_steve,Put me on the screenshot 👉🏻👈🏻,Red 5 standing by
54655,Put me on the screenshot 👉🏻👈🏻,Red 5 standing by,Red 6 standing by
54656,Put me on the screenshot 👉🏻👈🏻,Red 5 standing by,Red rocket standing by
54657,Red 5 standing by,Red rocket standing by,Red October standing by
54658,Put me on the screenshot 👉🏻👈🏻,Red 5 standing by,Big pay pay standing by
54659,I kinda set my Dad up with my third grade teacher...,That sounds great. I wish i could get a woman like that to marry. ☺,"Never give up hope. Somewhere out there, there’s a wonderful lady out there just for you!"
54660,That sounds great. I wish i could get a woman like that to marry. ☺,"Never give up hope. Somewhere out there, there’s a wonderful lady out there just for you!",I hope so.
54661,I kinda set my Dad up with my third grade teacher...,Do you still call her Ms. A?,"No, she’s mom now."
54662,Do you still call her Ms. A?,"No, she’s mom now.",Ok
54663,Do you still call her Ms. A?,"No, she’s mom now.",Something something broken arms
54664,"No, she’s mom now.",Something something broken arms,Shut up.
54665,I kinda set my Dad up with my third grade teacher...,Great story! Six sisters? They've had 6 daughters?,Yesma’am!
54666,Great story! Six sisters? They've had 6 daughters?,Yesma’am!,Wonderful! Best regards!
54667,I kinda set my Dad up with my third grade teacher...,So he’s twice her age?,The father is 19 years older than stepmom. And he is 14 years younger than his father in law.
54668,So he’s twice her age?,The father is 19 years older than stepmom. And he is 14 years younger than his father in law.,19 years? That’s weird
54669,I’m 43 and just had my best date since I was 20 years old,Good for you! You deserve to be happy too,"Thanks! I’ve tried not to be, and it just doesn’t work, who knew! lol"
54670,Good for you! You deserve to be happy too,"Thanks! I’ve tried not to be, and it just doesn’t work, who knew! lol","It’s good you found someone, cherish each other and always love and care for one another"
54671,Good for you! You deserve to be happy too,"Thanks! I’ve tried not to be, and it just doesn’t work, who knew! lol",Lol im sorry but i find this comment ironically hilarious.
54672,Good for you! You deserve to be happy too,"Thanks! I’ve tried not to be, and it just doesn’t work, who knew! lol","You being happy, will make you a better parent."
54673,I’m 43 and just had my best date since I was 20 years old,"I second the adorable comment, this is super cute. Happy for you!",If you’re “too old” for Halloween.
54674,"I second the adorable comment, this is super cute. Happy for you!",If you’re “too old” for Halloween.,What
54675,"I second the adorable comment, this is super cute. Happy for you!",If you’re “too old” for Halloween.,what
54676,I’m 43 and just had my best date since I was 20 years old,lol that sounds awesome! is there a second date in the horizons?,Yep! We are both off work Friday and plan to make a day together.
54677,lol that sounds awesome! is there a second date in the horizons?,Yep! We are both off work Friday and plan to make a day together.,nice👌🥳
54678,Yep! We are both off work Friday and plan to make a day together.,nice👌🥳,Mcmurray’s a nice way of saying fuck you
54679,I’m 43 and just had my best date since I was 20 years old,"Congrats, she older than both of your kids?",Lol my first thought. Why do I feel like she is barely 20?
54680,"Congrats, she older than both of your kids?",Lol my first thought. Why do I feel like she is barely 20?,lol she is 41
54681,I’m 43 and just had my best date since I was 20 years old,That's so nice! How yare you feeling today?,Just capital! Waking up to all these updoots and awesome people commenting is great!
54682,That's so nice! How yare you feeling today?,Just capital! Waking up to all these updoots and awesome people commenting is great!,That's great! Glad you're having a good day.
54683,I’m 43 and just had my best date since I was 20 years old,Did you slip a cheeky finger in?,ye bruv an aye ad e cheeki nandos
54684,Did you slip a cheeky finger in?,ye bruv an aye ad e cheeki nandos,Fingerbang and a Nandos. Top date.
54685,Lonely people.,I'd say it has a little bit.,I wished I'd had used Reddit sooner.
54686,I'd say it has a little bit.,I wished I'd had used Reddit sooner.,Why is that? 👀
54687,Lonely people.,Significantly. I'd be shut-in but for this.,Its nice to have some kind of interactions.
54688,Significantly. I'd be shut-in but for this.,Its nice to have some kind of interactions.,Sure is. All kinds in these parts..
54689,Its nice to have some kind of interactions.,Sure is. All kinds in these parts..,I had someone told me to go F myself. That hurt.
54690,Sure is. All kinds in these parts..,I had someone told me to go F myself. That hurt.,It's just a way to grow a thicker skin and more discernment. Go f yourself is mild stuff..
54691,I had someone told me to go F myself. That hurt.,It's just a way to grow a thicker skin and more discernment. Go f yourself is mild stuff..,Ahh.. I see.. gotta start growing thicker skins. Lol.
54692,It's just a way to grow a thicker skin and more discernment. Go f yourself is mild stuff..,Ahh.. I see.. gotta start growing thicker skins. Lol.,"Keep your sweetness, but know that roughness is the way of the world."
54693,Ahh.. I see.. gotta start growing thicker skins. Lol.,"Keep your sweetness, but know that roughness is the way of the world.",Thank you for this.
54694,"Keep your sweetness, but know that roughness is the way of the world.",Thank you for this.,Most welcome!
54695,What are your top 3 favorite colors?,"Black, green, gray",I see you're a man of culture.
54696,"Black, green, gray",I see you're a man of culture.,Umm woman but yes of course lol
54697,I see you're a man of culture.,Umm woman but yes of course lol,"what do you mean, I said woman. ;)"
54698,Umm woman but yes of course lol,"what do you mean, I said woman. ;)",Of course u did lol
54699,What are your top 3 favorite colors?,"Pink, purple, blue",Did you know that's the colors of the bisexual flag. i'm bi so I respect those colors heavily.
54700,"Pink, purple, blue",Did you know that's the colors of the bisexual flag. i'm bi so I respect those colors heavily.,I did not. Explains a lot.
54701,What are your top 3 favorite colors?,"Red, black and yellow",I like deep shades of red.
54702,"Red, black and yellow",I like deep shades of red.,"Me too, those shades do look great"
54703,What are your top 3 favorite colors?,"Yellow, blue, red. They are all classic colors.","oh yellow, what a unique choice."
54704,"Yellow, blue, red. They are all classic colors.","oh yellow, what a unique choice.","It's a pretty color, once you use it well."
54705,"oh yellow, what a unique choice.","It's a pretty color, once you use it well.",true
54706,What are your top 3 favorite colors?,"Green, red and blue. All deep shades and muted tones",oh a color aficionado I see.
54707,"Green, red and blue. All deep shades and muted tones",oh a color aficionado I see.,"Lmao, I dabble"
54708,What are your top 3 favorite colors?,"Green, red and blue. All deep shades and muted tones",I love a nature Green and bright white as a color combo.
54709,"Green, red and blue. All deep shades and muted tones",I love a nature Green and bright white as a color combo.,"Yes, like sunlight throught the evergreens. Blue and orange for twilight skies"
54710,What are your top 3 favorite colors?,Black black and black,I especially love how the black matches with the black creating a dark black aura.
54711,Black black and black,I especially love how the black matches with the black creating a dark black aura.,There's nothing like a dark black aura. Black already is the darkest thing there is.
54712,I especially love how the black matches with the black creating a dark black aura.,There's nothing like a dark black aura. Black already is the darkest thing there is.,then you'll love vantablack. so black it turns 3D objects into 2D object.
54713,There's nothing like a dark black aura. Black already is the darkest thing there is.,then you'll love vantablack. so black it turns 3D objects into 2D object.,"Holy shit, it absorbs 99.965% of visible light. How did you came to know such a thing?"
54714,then you'll love vantablack. so black it turns 3D objects into 2D object.,"Holy shit, it absorbs 99.965% of visible light. How did you came to know such a thing?","""Hey Vsauce, Micheal here"" the master himself"
54715,"Holy shit, it absorbs 99.965% of visible light. How did you came to know such a thing?","""Hey Vsauce, Micheal here"" the master himself","Ohhh, it makes sense now as generally people don't come across such geeky rare stuff."
54716,If anyone in PA finds an ass on their morning travels....it's mine. It froze off this morning. Will retrieve on my way back.,I live in NH and it was about 6 degrees with a wind chill of minus 2. Froze my tits right off.,Grab them on your way back.....lol
54717,I live in NH and it was about 6 degrees with a wind chill of minus 2. Froze my tits right off.,Grab them on your way back.....lol,I would but I think they booked it to Mexico lol
54718,Grab them on your way back.....lol,I would but I think they booked it to Mexico lol,😂😂😂😂
54719,"It's 3AM, What are you people up to?","My brain is on fire, it's nearly 1am for me, sleep doesn't seem too likely.",By any means join me lol
54720,"My brain is on fire, it's nearly 1am for me, sleep doesn't seem too likely.",By any means join me lol,Yay brain fire.
54721,"It's 3AM, What are you people up to?",You were here since day 1? June of 2014? Really????,Meant day 1 of me joining reddit whoops lol
54722,You were here since day 1? June of 2014? Really????,Meant day 1 of me joining reddit whoops lol,"Oh, :P

3AM, where are you in the world?"
54723,Meant day 1 of me joining reddit whoops lol,"Oh, :P

3AM, where are you in the world?","Greece sadly, would love to be some hours back atm 3AM is super late lol"
54724,"It's 3AM, What are you people up to?",Watching YouTube at 8:25!,What channels do you follow?
54725,Watching YouTube at 8:25!,What channels do you follow?,"Mainly animation channels, hip hop channels, and the Sidemen"
54726,What channels do you follow?,"Mainly animation channels, hip hop channels, and the Sidemen",Jaidenanimations esque or something like cranbesher?
54727,Almost got sent home from work today for not wearing a bra...except I was wearing a bra like I do every day,Get her in trouble for sexism becouse she doesn't send men hope for erect nipples?,I'd consider it sexual harassment. Why the fuck are you talking to me about my nipples at work?
54728,Get her in trouble for sexism becouse she doesn't send men hope for erect nipples?,I'd consider it sexual harassment. Why the fuck are you talking to me about my nipples at work?,But if your dicks hanging out someone should tell you
54729,Heard my wife having a conversation in English,"You sound like an amzing person. I smiled while reading this, thanks!","I think i am! Hehe

It makes me smile that i made someone else smile!

Greetings! :)"
54730,"You sound like an amzing person. I smiled while reading this, thanks!","I think i am! Hehe

It makes me smile that i made someone else smile!

Greetings! :)","Oh shit, I'm smiling too now."
54731,"I think i am! Hehe

It makes me smile that i made someone else smile!

Greetings! :)","Oh shit, I'm smiling too now.",Its infectious!
54732,"Oh shit, I'm smiling too now.",Its infectious!,I got the smile :)
54733,Its infectious!,I got the smile :),good teamwork everyone we're all smiling!
54734,I got the smile :),good teamwork everyone we're all smiling!,:)
54735,good teamwork everyone we're all smiling!,:),:]
54736,:),:],C:
54737,:],C:,:D
54738,C:,:D,:]
54739,good teamwork everyone we're all smiling!,:),I started smiling at here. Good job guys
54740,:),I started smiling at here. Good job guys,Guess who's smiling?
54741,I got the smile :),good teamwork everyone we're all smiling!,(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
54742,good teamwork everyone we're all smiling!,(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),(◔‿◔)
54743,I got the smile :),good teamwork everyone we're all smiling!,I HAVE AIDS
54744,Its infectious!,I got the smile :),Ma says it's my turn with the smile!
54745,I got the smile :),Ma says it's my turn with the smile!,"Oh god I can't stop smiling now it's been days or even MONTHS, someone please help!"
54746,Ma says it's my turn with the smile!,"Oh god I can't stop smiling now it's been days or even MONTHS, someone please help!",I cant stop smiling!!!!!! Everytime read this comment it comes back 😂
54747,"Oh shit, I'm smiling too now.",Its infectious!,Virusmile!
54748,"Oh shit, I'm smiling too now.",Its infectious!,I read that as “It’s electric!” Do do do do do do do do do
54749,"I think i am! Hehe

It makes me smile that i made someone else smile!

Greetings! :)","Oh shit, I'm smiling too now.","Darn it, im cryimg. That's too sweet"
54750,"You sound like an amzing person. I smiled while reading this, thanks!","I think i am! Hehe

It makes me smile that i made someone else smile!

Greetings! :)","Haha for some reason, Salma Hayek is playing your wife in my mind :))"
54751,"17f - I am the Daughter of a Millionaire, and have my own Bodyguard",Do you find that people treat you differently once they know about the money in the family?,"They do.

Men get a lot more flirty all of the sudden :D"
54752,Do you find that people treat you differently once they know about the money in the family?,"They do.

Men get a lot more flirty all of the sudden :D","Yeah I can imagine they do haha. 

Anyway, How you doin'? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)"
54753,"17f - I am the Daughter of a Millionaire, and have my own Bodyguard",What did you get as gifts for your 16th birthday?,"A new phone, and a dress for my parents silver wedding :)"
54754,What did you get as gifts for your 16th birthday?,"A new phone, and a dress for my parents silver wedding :)",Nice. I was definitely expecting a car.
54755,"A new phone, and a dress for my parents silver wedding :)",Nice. I was definitely expecting a car.,Na :)
54756,"17f - I am the Daughter of a Millionaire, and have my own Bodyguard",Is there someone in your life similar to Mr. Van Dough from Richie Rich?,Don't know who or what that is :D
54757,Is there someone in your life similar to Mr. Van Dough from Richie Rich?,Don't know who or what that is :D,He was a colleague of Richie’s dad that’s always trying to steal the business away lol
54758,Don't know who or what that is :D,He was a colleague of Richie’s dad that’s always trying to steal the business away lol,I have not seen the movie either. if that's even a movie :D
54759,He was a colleague of Richie’s dad that’s always trying to steal the business away lol,I have not seen the movie either. if that's even a movie :D,I promise it’s a movie. A good one too! Definitely check it out.
54760,"17f - I am the Daughter of a Millionaire, and have my own Bodyguard",What do you stress about if its not about financing the rest of your life?,"Boys, mostly :P

Well, andy anything else existing. Because anxiousness."
54761,What do you stress about if its not about financing the rest of your life?,"Boys, mostly :P

Well, andy anything else existing. Because anxiousness.",Damn that Andy must be hot!
54762,"Boys, mostly :P

Well, andy anything else existing. Because anxiousness.",Damn that Andy must be hot!,;D
54763,i don’t have school today!,Lucky you. Here in Australia we've got hundreds of schools closed due to bushfires.,"oh yeah, I read about it and saw pictures. Looks terrifying, I hope you're okay there buddy."
54764,Lucky you. Here in Australia we've got hundreds of schools closed due to bushfires.,"oh yeah, I read about it and saw pictures. Looks terrifying, I hope you're okay there buddy.",Ottawa buddy?
54765,"oh yeah, I read about it and saw pictures. Looks terrifying, I hope you're okay there buddy.",Ottawa buddy?,I opened this thinking the same thing lol
54766,"oh yeah, I read about it and saw pictures. Looks terrifying, I hope you're okay there buddy.",Ottawa buddy?,Here I was hoping we would have a snow day from work...nope!
54767,"oh yeah, I read about it and saw pictures. Looks terrifying, I hope you're okay there buddy.",Ottawa buddy?,Ottawa buddy.
54768,"oh yeah, I read about it and saw pictures. Looks terrifying, I hope you're okay there buddy.",Ottawa buddy?,I’m an Ottawa buddy!
54769,Ottawa buddy?,I’m an Ottawa buddy!,Yay!
54770,Lucky you. Here in Australia we've got hundreds of schools closed due to bushfires.,"oh yeah, I read about it and saw pictures. Looks terrifying, I hope you're okay there buddy.",You can see it live(actually a new pic every 12 hours or so) via zoom.earth
54771,Lucky you. Here in Australia we've got hundreds of schools closed due to bushfires.,"oh yeah, I read about it and saw pictures. Looks terrifying, I hope you're okay there buddy.","I'm not your buddy, pal"
54772,"oh yeah, I read about it and saw pictures. Looks terrifying, I hope you're okay there buddy.","I'm not your buddy, pal","I'm not your pal, bro"
54773,"I'm not your buddy, pal","I'm not your pal, bro","Hey Bro, I’m your pal, ok buddy?"
54774,"I'm not your pal, bro","Hey Bro, I’m your pal, ok buddy?",ok pal
54775,"Hey Bro, I’m your pal, ok buddy?",ok pal,Let's go champ
54776,i don’t have school today!,Lucky you. Here in Australia we've got hundreds of schools closed due to bushfires.,"Lemme one up you on that one, ours are closed because of rockets... Again."
54777,Lucky you. Here in Australia we've got hundreds of schools closed due to bushfires.,"Lemme one up you on that one, ours are closed because of rockets... Again.",You win (I guess)
54778,i don’t have school today!,"Same down here in Israel..
Except it's because we are being bombarded by the Jihad and Hamas.","Same, dude. I hope you are safe and doing well."
54779,"Same down here in Israel..
Except it's because we are being bombarded by the Jihad and Hamas.","Same, dude. I hope you are safe and doing well.","Yup, you too!"
54780,i don’t have school today!,"Out of interest, in what state/country do you live in?","michigan, US."
54781,"Out of interest, in what state/country do you live in?","michigan, US.",That makes sense
54782,"Out of interest, in what state/country do you live in?","michigan, US.","Ah, my home state. Loved snow days but now that I live in CA I don’t miss them at all lol"
54783,"michigan, US.","Ah, my home state. Loved snow days but now that I live in CA I don’t miss them at all lol","i really want to move to CA, enjoy the decent weather there lol"
54784,"Out of interest, in what state/country do you live in?","michigan, US.",I’m in Michigan too but we still have school today
54785,"michigan, US.",I’m in Michigan too but we still have school today,what part?
54786,"Out of interest, in what state/country do you live in?","michigan, US.",Up here in the UP we are chugging along! Its bearable til it gets below 13...
54787,"Out of interest, in what state/country do you live in?","michigan, US.",So does my friend! Near Detroit?
54788,"michigan, US.",So does my friend! Near Detroit?,"Yeah, we have like six inches of snow. It's crazy."
54789,"Out of interest, in what state/country do you live in?","michigan, US.","i live in western new york, we just got slaughtered as well 😭"
54790,i don’t have school today!,"Here in Texas, we don’t get any snow anymore :(",damn is it hot over there?
54791,"Here in Texas, we don’t get any snow anymore :(",damn is it hot over there?,"No, actually it’s very cold. It’s just never cold enough to snow."
54792,damn is it hot over there?,"No, actually it’s very cold. It’s just never cold enough to snow.","ahh i see, i personally like a bit of cold but too much is ew"
54793,"No, actually it’s very cold. It’s just never cold enough to snow.","ahh i see, i personally like a bit of cold but too much is ew","Yeah, I like it when it’s a bit chilly. I don’t like to get frostbite though lol"
54794,"ahh i see, i personally like a bit of cold but too much is ew","Yeah, I like it when it’s a bit chilly. I don’t like to get frostbite though lol",FROSTBITES AREE DISGUSTING
54795,"Yeah, I like it when it’s a bit chilly. I don’t like to get frostbite though lol",FROSTBITES AREE DISGUSTING,"Yes, very"
54796,i don’t have school today!,"OP I'm right across the lake from you, terrible weather today huh?",YES BRO. 13F here :(((
54797,"OP I'm right across the lake from you, terrible weather today huh?",YES BRO. 13F here :(((,Yeah I believe its 7° right now but you have snow and we dont. Damn Wisconsin you bipolar fuck.
54798,YES BRO. 13F here :(((,Yeah I believe its 7° right now but you have snow and we dont. Damn Wisconsin you bipolar fuck.,it’s still like mid november too like wtf
54799,i don’t have school today!,I also don't have school today! We guys are being shot at with rockets by terrorists !,stay safe.
54800,I also don't have school today! We guys are being shot at with rockets by terrorists !,stay safe.,Thanks man
54801,i don’t have school today!,I go to a school with transit buses so I had to go :/lucky you though,good luck in school get your education lmao
54802,I go to a school with transit buses so I had to go :/lucky you though,good luck in school get your education lmao,Thanks Haha 💪🏼
54803,i don’t have school today!,"Every school within 300 miles of me is closed, except for the one i go to","YIKES, what’s wrong with your school man?

good luck get that education!"
54804,"Every school within 300 miles of me is closed, except for the one i go to","YIKES, what’s wrong with your school man?

good luck get that education!",My school had a mini walkout in between hours for our superintendent it was funny af
54805,i don’t have school today!,Alaska weather here has been crazy. We usually have snow. An have none yet,"yeah someone else that lives in Alaska told me, how though lmao"
54806,Alaska weather here has been crazy. We usually have snow. An have none yet,"yeah someone else that lives in Alaska told me, how though lmao",I really wish it would snow though lol
54807,"yeah someone else that lives in Alaska told me, how though lmao",I really wish it would snow though lol,"i like snow, just not *this* much."
54808,I really wish it would snow though lol,"i like snow, just not *this* much.",Well I mean you're welcomed to send some this way 😊
54809,"i like snow, just not *this* much.",Well I mean you're welcomed to send some this way 😊,i’ll mail you some
54810,Well I mean you're welcomed to send some this way 😊,i’ll mail you some,Make sure to use dry ice for it not to melt lol
54811,i’ll mail you some,Make sure to use dry ice for it not to melt lol,will do! :) lmao
54812,Make sure to use dry ice for it not to melt lol,will do! :) lmao,Lol. Enjoy your show day
54813,i don’t have school today!,It's Nov 12th.,snowstorm started yesterday.
54814,It's Nov 12th.,snowstorm started yesterday.,And?
54815,snowstorm started yesterday.,And?,that’s why i said nov 11th in the description
54816,And?,that’s why i said nov 11th in the description,"You said you have no school today, which is the 12th."
54817,that’s why i said nov 11th in the description,"You said you have no school today, which is the 12th.",i know that but when i said nov 11th i was referring to the snow storm
54818,i don’t have school today!,I woke up tired as fuck. Guess who’s gonna be late to class.,"hey man it’s ok, feel better!"
54819,I woke up tired as fuck. Guess who’s gonna be late to class.,"hey man it’s ok, feel better!","Thank you, enjoy your snow day:)"
54820,"hey man it’s ok, feel better!","Thank you, enjoy your snow day:)",oh i will lol
54821,i don’t have school today!,Here in Canada we have more snow and nobody’s school was cancelled. Fuck you school.,fr and also i love your name
54822,Here in Canada we have more snow and nobody’s school was cancelled. Fuck you school.,fr and also i love your name,Why thank you :)
54823,i don’t have school today!,HI GONNA GO SLEEP IM DAD,HI DAD IM ACTUALLY AWAKE NOW
54824,HI GONNA GO SLEEP IM DAD,HI DAD IM ACTUALLY AWAKE NOW,HI ACTUALLY AWAKE NOW IM DOING HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW
54825,i don’t have school today!,Are u in Buffalo?,"Michigan , US."
54826,Are u in Buffalo?,"Michigan , US.",I have family there and I feel like we have identical weather for some reason lol.
54827,i don’t have school today!,We got a snow day too. Where do you live where you already have 10-15 inches?,michigan US
54828,We got a snow day too. Where do you live where you already have 10-15 inches?,michigan US,"Same here! I’m guessing you live pretty far north, I’m near Detroit."
54829,michigan US,"Same here! I’m guessing you live pretty far north, I’m near Detroit.",i live around 30 mins away from detroit
54830,i don’t have school today!,We also got a lot of snow but still had to go to school :(,"feelsbadman, you got your education though so yeah lol"
54831,We also got a lot of snow but still had to go to school :(,"feelsbadman, you got your education though so yeah lol",Yeah I guess
54832,i don’t have school today!,I didn't go to school today because of missiles,Holy noodles where do you live?
54833,I didn't go to school today because of missiles,Holy noodles where do you live?, Israel
54834,Holy noodles where do you live?, Israel,"Ugh man :(

I hope nothing bad will happen"
54835,i don’t have school today!,Canada?,Michigan
54836,Canada?,Michigan,Mmm close
54837,i don’t have school today!,Where do you live that 10-15 inches is a lot of snow,michigan
54838,Where do you live that 10-15 inches is a lot of snow,michigan,Huh
54839,michigan,Huh,Michigan (the state in USA)
54840,Huh,Michigan (the state in USA),You already said thay
54841,i don’t have school today!,Northern indie (US). No school today either. What about you OP?,"Michigan, US!"
54842,Northern indie (US). No school today either. What about you OP?,"Michigan, US!",Oh wow!
54843,ONE YEAR SMOKE FREE WITH ZERO CRAVINGS!!,That’s awesome!,Thank you! :)
54844,That’s awesome!,Thank you! :),No problem :)
54845,ONE YEAR SMOKE FREE WITH ZERO CRAVINGS!!,Congratulations!,Thank you! 😊
54846,Congratulations!,Thank you! 😊,No problem
54847,I was just fired..,Why not sue them for wrongful termination ?,"Its not considered wrongful termination where i live, unfortunately"
54848,Why not sue them for wrongful termination ?,"Its not considered wrongful termination where i live, unfortunately",What country ?
54849,"Its not considered wrongful termination where i live, unfortunately",What country ?,United states. Some of the states allow an employer to fire and not give a reason
54850,What country ?,United states. Some of the states allow an employer to fire and not give a reason,What a fucked up reason
54851,I really enjoy having casual crushes on people.,I cannot relate to your post but I love your handle/your “music” lol,thank you i love willie’s music too!! oh what i’d give to have such a cool name...
54852,I cannot relate to your post but I love your handle/your “music” lol,thank you i love willie’s music too!! oh what i’d give to have such a cool name...,"Salsa de la buena, music like that no longer exists which is sad to say."
54853,A realisation that I love my body,True - as a teenager you often just compare yourself without really appreciating yourself,"Yeah, such a toxic phase of life for me lol"
54854,True - as a teenager you often just compare yourself without really appreciating yourself,"Yeah, such a toxic phase of life for me lol","Am there, doing that. 

Not fun."
54855,"Yeah, such a toxic phase of life for me lol","Am there, doing that. 

Not fun.",Not fun at all.
54856,A realisation that I love my body,Most girls have bigger boobs than me. But seeing as I'm a guy that's probably a good thing.,I have bigger boobs than most girls. But seeing as I'm a guy that's probably a good thing.
54857,Most girls have bigger boobs than me. But seeing as I'm a guy that's probably a good thing.,I have bigger boobs than most girls. But seeing as I'm a guy that's probably a good thing.,Hey I'm not here to kink-shame.
54858,Most girls have bigger boobs than me. But seeing as I'm a guy that's probably a good thing.,I have bigger boobs than most girls. But seeing as I'm a guy that's probably a good thing.,Your poor back...
54859,"Today I made friends with an ""entitled boomer""",An entitled boomer told me to kill my self today,Context matters.  Was he justified?
54860,An entitled boomer told me to kill my self today,Context matters.  Was he justified?,Lmao I told him to stop acting like a boomer
54861,What is your favorite show of all time and why?,Peep show. Best of British comedy.,I’ll watch it for sure
54862,Peep show. Best of British comedy.,I’ll watch it for sure,This was going to be my answer! I love Peep Show.
54863,What is your favorite show of all time and why?,"I gotta disagree on HIMYM. I loved it until the last season, way too depressing at the end",Yeah they shouldn’t have killed Triss
54864,"I gotta disagree on HIMYM. I loved it until the last season, way too depressing at the end",Yeah they shouldn’t have killed Triss,And Robin and Barney were great together
54865,What are you listening to right now (Music) ?,"I was listening to Led Zeppelin, now I am listening to the Ramones",Sticking to the classics.
54866,"I was listening to Led Zeppelin, now I am listening to the Ramones",Sticking to the classics.,"At the moment I am, that will probably change"
54867,What are you listening to right now (Music) ?,"right now, The Less I Know The Better by Tame Impala.",Used to listen to Tame a while ago. Probably should give it another go.
54868,"right now, The Less I Know The Better by Tame Impala.",Used to listen to Tame a while ago. Probably should give it another go.,"you should, they’re great"
54869,How happy are you in your relationship?,I don’t have a relationship chief I’m trying tho,Keep trying man! Love is on the wayyy!
54870,I don’t have a relationship chief I’m trying tho,Keep trying man! Love is on the wayyy!,Thanks chief
54871,I didn’t think it would happen but my 98 y/o great grandma (watches the office) now understands why Michael Scott says “what’s what she said” and uses it all the time now! LOL,Absolutely hilarious!  Love it 😂,that’s what she said
54872,Absolutely hilarious!  Love it 😂,that’s what she said,You nailed me
54873,that’s what she said,You nailed me,That’s what she said
54874,I didn’t think it would happen but my 98 y/o great grandma (watches the office) now understands why Michael Scott says “what’s what she said” and uses it all the time now! LOL,What what?,The grandmother saga continues! I love reading about her.
54875,What what?,The grandmother saga continues! I love reading about her.,I need more grandma updates like this in my life for real.
54876,The grandmother saga continues! I love reading about her.,I need more grandma updates like this in my life for real.,Lol I’ll keep y’all updated for sure!
54877,What what?,The grandmother saga continues! I love reading about her.,I’ll keep’em comin!
54878,I didn’t think it would happen but my 98 y/o great grandma (watches the office) now understands why Michael Scott says “what’s what she said” and uses it all the time now! LOL,Tell your great grandma that I love her,Will do.
54879,Tell your great grandma that I love her,Will do.,Thank you
54880,Am I the only person having songs playing in her head 95% of the time with no way of silencing it?,I think this is pretty normal.,Normal for everybody that it happens all day long without a break?
54881,I think this is pretty normal.,Normal for everybody that it happens all day long without a break?,It is if you have ADD or ADHD.
54882,Am I the only person having songs playing in her head 95% of the time with no way of silencing it?,I have a song in my head ALL the time if I don’t take my ADHD meds!!,Is it ALWAYS the same song?
54883,I have a song in my head ALL the time if I don’t take my ADHD meds!!,Is it ALWAYS the same song?,"Not always, but there are some regulars 😂 Usually it’s the first song I listen to in a day"
54884,Is it ALWAYS the same song?,"Not always, but there are some regulars 😂 Usually it’s the first song I listen to in a day","And the medication puts an end to it?
Can I ask what it is?"
54885,Am I the only person having songs playing in her head 95% of the time with no way of silencing it?,I don’t have that happen to me.,"Thank you.
I was starting to believe everyone had this all day long brain DJ ;)"
54886,I don’t have that happen to me.,"Thank you.
I was starting to believe everyone had this all day long brain DJ ;)",No problem :)
54887,I caught my dad today!,"When you are a dad , you catch your kids. Then one day they grow up to catch you. :-)",That’s a beautiful way to put it. I was probably dropped as a child though :P weee
54888,"When you are a dad , you catch your kids. Then one day they grow up to catch you. :-)",That’s a beautiful way to put it. I was probably dropped as a child though :P weee,"If you're a caring person, it's your responsibility to succeed where others might have failed."
54889,That’s a beautiful way to put it. I was probably dropped as a child though :P weee,"If you're a caring person, it's your responsibility to succeed where others might have failed.",This is a great way of living life
54890,"When you are a dad , you catch your kids. Then one day they grow up to catch you. :-)",That’s a beautiful way to put it. I was probably dropped as a child though :P weee,Half of my school was probably dropped as a kid
54891,That’s a beautiful way to put it. I was probably dropped as a child though :P weee,Half of my school was probably dropped as a kid,It is surprising the building survived!
54892,"When you are a dad , you catch your kids. Then one day they grow up to catch you. :-)",That’s a beautiful way to put it. I was probably dropped as a child though :P weee,LMFAO
54893,I caught my dad today!,So glad you were there!,Happy cake day!
54894,So glad you were there!,Happy cake day!,Happy cake day indeed 🎂
54895,I caught my dad today!,Someone give this man a 🏅,🏅
54896,Someone give this man a 🏅,🏅,🏅
54897,🏅,🏅,🏅
54898,🏅,🏅,🌟
54899,🏅,🌟,🍌
54900,🌟,🍌,Delicious!
54901,I caught my dad today!,They don’t call ladders “widow makers” for nothin’.,Every ladder ever says not to stand on the highest rung for this exact reason.
54902,They don’t call ladders “widow makers” for nothin’.,Every ladder ever says not to stand on the highest rung for this exact reason.,"“It’ll be fine, I know what I’m doing!” - dad, shortly before plummeting to doom"
54903,I caught my dad today!,"You saved him from a bad injury! By the way, 5'9"" is a tall man in my book (my father's 5'9"").",Yay you made my day! I’m often called short but not tall very often c:
54904,"You saved him from a bad injury! By the way, 5'9"" is a tall man in my book (my father's 5'9"").",Yay you made my day! I’m often called short but not tall very often c:,I'm so glad! You're a man of stately height. Best regards!
54905,How my husband and I fail at being adults...,Bath towels = wants.  Pokemon plushies=needs,Downvote this man exactly 5 times for 420
54906,Bath towels = wants.  Pokemon plushies=needs,Downvote this man exactly 5 times for 420,[deleted]
54907,My brother regained feeling in his legs after being paralyzed and I’m just overwhelmed.,A firearm is always loaded. Always.,"Also, kids are kids. Don't let them get at firearms."
54908,A firearm is always loaded. Always.,"Also, kids are kids. Don't let them get at firearms.",Maybe Americans in general shouldnt get at firearms
54909,"Also, kids are kids. Don't let them get at firearms.",Maybe Americans in general shouldnt get at firearms,"Humans in general shouldn't have firearms, in my opinion"
54910,My brother regained feeling in his legs after being paralyzed and I’m just overwhelmed.,Bro's getting his dick back. Nice.,"His dick probably still works

Source: am a paraplegic and came inside my gf tonight"
54911,Bro's getting his dick back. Nice.,"His dick probably still works

Source: am a paraplegic and came inside my gf tonight",OP said his brother has no feeling from the waist down.
54912,"His dick probably still works

Source: am a paraplegic and came inside my gf tonight",OP said his brother has no feeling from the waist down.,Thanks bro I'm aware of how it works.  Your dick actually uses a separate nervous system
54913,Bro's getting his dick back. Nice.,"His dick probably still works

Source: am a paraplegic and came inside my gf tonight",How long have you been paraplegic
54914,My brother regained feeling in his legs after being paralyzed and I’m just overwhelmed.,Thats amazing! This must be very emotional for you both,"Extremely, I’m not really the type to cry but I balled my eyes out haha. Thank you!"
54915,Thats amazing! This must be very emotional for you both,"Extremely, I’m not really the type to cry but I balled my eyes out haha. Thank you!",Wish you two the best of luck
54916,What is a skill you have always wanted to learn?,Piano but it takes too much time to practice so decided it wasn't worth it,yeah it would be cool to know but you'd have to be dedicate which i definitely am not!
54917,Piano but it takes too much time to practice so decided it wasn't worth it,yeah it would be cool to know but you'd have to be dedicate which i definitely am not!,Yup
54918,What is a skill you have always wanted to learn?,I want to learn to play the piano too!,Will you learn and then teach me?!
54919,I want to learn to play the piano too!,Will you learn and then teach me?!,We can start a chain of piano learners lol
54920,Homeless man,You're a wonderful person,Thank you. It was super weird I’m not gonna lie. He came and went thru opening the garage door
54921,You're a wonderful person,Thank you. It was super weird I’m not gonna lie. He came and went thru opening the garage door,"As you said, kindness became a weirdness nowadays. You just did well sir."
54922,I recently stopped caring about the way I look. It's so freeing.,Oof that post history.. well at least we know youre ugly on the inside too,Now that's an eye opener. Jesus
54923,Oof that post history.. well at least we know youre ugly on the inside too,Now that's an eye opener. Jesus,Those were ironic I swear 😲 lmao
54924,I wore a plain white t-shirt to the park today!,that's not dumb! that's so awesome!!! congrats!! how exciting! and what a huge first step!,Thanks! :)
54925,that's not dumb! that's so awesome!!! congrats!! how exciting! and what a huge first step!,Thanks! :),[deleted]
54926,that's not dumb! that's so awesome!!! congrats!! how exciting! and what a huge first step!,Thanks! :),"Keep being confident, healthy and happy"
54927,that's not dumb! that's so awesome!!! congrats!! how exciting! and what a huge first step!,Thanks! :),Good job! This is so wholesome haha
54928,I wore a plain white t-shirt to the park today!,Wow sounds like two accomplishments here... you’re actually attempting to read Moby Dick? Haha 😉,Was also thinking that. Damn lol.
54929,Wow sounds like two accomplishments here... you’re actually attempting to read Moby Dick? Haha 😉,Was also thinking that. Damn lol.,HIGHLY RECOMMEND.
54930,Was also thinking that. Damn lol.,HIGHLY RECOMMEND.,Highly 😉
54931,My Great Grandmother thinks The Office is a reality show and the characters are real people and she LOVES it!!,"...........why DIDN’T he make a robot, though?!?!",Right? Lol
54932,"...........why DIDN’T he make a robot, though?!?!",Right? Lol,Talk about a woke grandma!
54933,"...........why DIDN’T he make a robot, though?!?!",Right? Lol,Consider a spoiler tag or removing the details of that line? :/
54934,My Great Grandmother thinks The Office is a reality show and the characters are real people and she LOVES it!!,Please tell me you plan on showing her Parks and Rec once she finishes The Office.,HAHA great minds think alike! That was exactly my plan!
54935,Please tell me you plan on showing her Parks and Rec once she finishes The Office.,HAHA great minds think alike! That was exactly my plan!,Does she think Star Lord is a cutie?
54936,Please tell me you plan on showing her Parks and Rec once she finishes The Office.,HAHA great minds think alike! That was exactly my plan!,"But of course if you do that, she may recognize Chris Pratt from the MCU ;)"
54937,HAHA great minds think alike! That was exactly my plan!,"But of course if you do that, she may recognize Chris Pratt from the MCU ;)","True!!! But Pratt was a little chubby back then but idk, she loves the Guardians movies!"
54938,My Great Grandmother thinks The Office is a reality show and the characters are real people and she LOVES it!!,Your grandmother is seriously delusional.,"... she’s 99, man."
54939,Your grandmother is seriously delusional.,"... she’s 99, man.",Cool
54940,My Great Grandmother thinks The Office is a reality show and the characters are real people and she LOVES it!!,This made me smile and tear up at the same time.,"Aww, I didn’t know this post would produce so many tears. Happy tears though, right??"
54941,This made me smile and tear up at the same time.,"Aww, I didn’t know this post would produce so many tears. Happy tears though, right??",Yes. Happy. My grandma is 86 and I love spending time with her too.
54942,My Great Grandmother thinks The Office is a reality show and the characters are real people and she LOVES it!!,I love your great grandmother. Lol,I love her too!
54943,I love your great grandmother. Lol,I love her too!,I'd hope. :) she seems like a great lady!
54944,My Great Grandmother thinks The Office is a reality show and the characters are real people and she LOVES it!!,Tony Stark dies?!!,It’s tagged for spoilers. Just not the one you may have expected.
54945,Tony Stark dies?!!,It’s tagged for spoilers. Just not the one you may have expected.,Jim and Pam get married?!!
54946,I woke up this morning and decided I needed my own place. My rent application just got accepted and I'm putting down a security deposit tomorrow.,When I move out I'll remember to also say shiggity diggity do,Second
54947,When I move out I'll remember to also say shiggity diggity do,Second,Third
54948,Second,Third,First
54949,I woke up this morning and decided I needed my own place. My rent application just got accepted and I'm putting down a security deposit tomorrow.,800 rent? Oof. But I'm happy for you friend. I hope to be doing the same come January,Here you’re lucky to find a BEDROOM in a shared house for $800 a month. Haha.
54950,800 rent? Oof. But I'm happy for you friend. I hope to be doing the same come January,Here you’re lucky to find a BEDROOM in a shared house for $800 a month. Haha.,"You just described my living situation.

There's people stomping around upstairs right now -.-"
54951,I woke up this morning and decided I needed my own place. My rent application just got accepted and I'm putting down a security deposit tomorrow.,I'm a fellow machinist! What do you make and what machines? Congrats on your life change btw.,"I run Okuma lathes, we make hydraulic parts."
54952,I'm a fellow machinist! What do you make and what machines? Congrats on your life change btw.,"I run Okuma lathes, we make hydraulic parts.",Nice! I bet there's a lot of pressure in that industry!
54953,"I run Okuma lathes, we make hydraulic parts.",Nice! I bet there's a lot of pressure in that industry!,Usually 350-400 PSI
54954,Nice! I bet there's a lot of pressure in that industry!,Usually 350-400 PSI,"Oh you two lol
I got a good chuckle out of this, so thanks"
54955,I felt so dumb,LOL. I do this sometimes too.,"It’s called sensory adaptation

It’s a decreased responsiveness to constant stimuli"
54956,LOL. I do this sometimes too.,"It’s called sensory adaptation

It’s a decreased responsiveness to constant stimuli",I didn't know it had a name. Thank you.
54957,What's that one food you hate but everyone seems to like it?,"You hate BACON?! 😱

I hate ketchup.","NOOOOOOOOO!! I love ketchup, but you know what’s better than that? Mustard."
54958,"You hate BACON?! 😱

I hate ketchup.","NOOOOOOOOO!! I love ketchup, but you know what’s better than that? Mustard.",I do like mustard.
54959,"NOOOOOOOOO!! I love ketchup, but you know what’s better than that? Mustard.",I do like mustard.,You have a favourite type?
54960,I do like mustard.,You have a favourite type?,"Yellow of course. 

Not honey mustard or spicy mustard or brown mustard. Ick."
54961,You have a favourite type?,"Yellow of course. 

Not honey mustard or spicy mustard or brown mustard. Ick.","AMEN! Yellow. It’s nice, simple, plentiful, and good!"
54962,What's that one food you hate but everyone seems to like it?,"You hate BACON?! 😱

I hate ketchup.","Same, it tastes weird"
54963,"You hate BACON?! 😱

I hate ketchup.","Same, it tastes weird",And smells even worse! 🤭🤢
54964,What's that one food you hate but everyone seems to like it?,"For me, I can't stand anything mint flavoured! It seems like it's in almost everything tho",Mint flavored ice cream is an abomination. It's like eating cold tooth paste.
54965,"For me, I can't stand anything mint flavoured! It seems like it's in almost everything tho",Mint flavored ice cream is an abomination. It's like eating cold tooth paste.,I don't see the problem
54966,Mint flavored ice cream is an abomination. It's like eating cold tooth paste.,I don't see the problem,Happy Cakeday!
54967,What's that one food you hate but everyone seems to like it?,"For me, I can't stand anything mint flavoured! It seems like it's in almost everything tho","Natural mint is fine in small amounts, but artificial mint flavour is nasty."
54968,"For me, I can't stand anything mint flavoured! It seems like it's in almost everything tho","Natural mint is fine in small amounts, but artificial mint flavour is nasty.","Pretty much sums it up for me, crushed dried mint is somewhat okay lol"
54969,What's that one food you hate but everyone seems to like it?,"For me, I can't stand anything mint flavoured! It seems like it's in almost everything tho","Mint is such an underrated spice for food.

I love anything mint."
54970,"For me, I can't stand anything mint flavoured! It seems like it's in almost everything tho","Mint is such an underrated spice for food.

I love anything mint.",I stick huge leaves in my water. It's superior to lemon.
54971,"Mint is such an underrated spice for food.

I love anything mint.",I stick huge leaves in my water. It's superior to lemon.,"Right?! It's so good.
They use it a lot in Asian food and it's just so delicious."
54972,"For me, I can't stand anything mint flavoured! It seems like it's in almost everything tho","Mint is such an underrated spice for food.

I love anything mint.",Me too. I cannot relate to mint haters.
54973,What's that one food you hate but everyone seems to like it?,nutella,This is the most shocking one yet
54974,nutella,This is the most shocking one yet,"I can see people liking it, but not to the extent of like ""oh wow nutella"" haha"
54975,What's that one food you hate but everyone seems to like it?,nutella,"I used to love Nutella to the point of addiction. Since they changed the recipe, I'm cured."
54976,nutella,"I used to love Nutella to the point of addiction. Since they changed the recipe, I'm cured.",I didnt know they had changed it-- hopefully less sugar haha
54977,nutella,"I used to love Nutella to the point of addiction. Since they changed the recipe, I'm cured.",I thought it tasted different!! I didn’t know they changed the recipe.
54978,What's that one food you hate but everyone seems to like it?,nutella,I'm not a big fan of Nutella either
54979,nutella,I'm not a big fan of Nutella either,"Does that make us the ""anti-fan"" club then :)"
54980,What's that one food you hate but everyone seems to like it?,nutella,Nutella turns people into animals...
54981,nutella,Nutella turns people into animals...,very much indeed.
54982,What's that one food you hate but everyone seems to like it?,nutella,Finally someone. It's plain sugar basically.
54983,nutella,Finally someone. It's plain sugar basically.,Yessss someone else gets it
54984,What's that one food you hate but everyone seems to like it?,"Pineapples, I don't like the aftertaste",Yeah! And the way it gives your tongue that scaly I dunno texture makes it even worse
54985,"Pineapples, I don't like the aftertaste",Yeah! And the way it gives your tongue that scaly I dunno texture makes it even worse,It's the bromelain. Pineapple is the fruit that eats you back.
54986,Yeah! And the way it gives your tongue that scaly I dunno texture makes it even worse,It's the bromelain. Pineapple is the fruit that eats you back.,That is disturbing
54987,What's that one food you hate but everyone seems to like it?,"Pineapples, I don't like the aftertaste",For me it’s papaya. The aftertaste is like vomit.
54988,"Pineapples, I don't like the aftertaste",For me it’s papaya. The aftertaste is like vomit.,"Yes! I've been saying that for years, it's a horrible fruit"
54989,What's that one food you hate but everyone seems to like it?,Egg yolks.  Egg freaking yolks.  I leave it out when I eat my eggs.,"I love eggs, but the yolk has to be ROCK HARD. Any slight softness to it and i'll heave"
54990,Egg yolks.  Egg freaking yolks.  I leave it out when I eat my eggs.,"I love eggs, but the yolk has to be ROCK HARD. Any slight softness to it and i'll heave","Soft, hard, hard pass."
54991,"I love eggs, but the yolk has to be ROCK HARD. Any slight softness to it and i'll heave","Soft, hard, hard pass.","Lol, I can understand that"
54992,What's that one food you hate but everyone seems to like it?,Chocolate,"I don't hate it, but definitely not a big fan and people think I'm weird because of it."
54993,Chocolate,"I don't hate it, but definitely not a big fan and people think I'm weird because of it.",Exactly
54994,What's that one food you hate but everyone seems to like it?,"Onions, in any form anywhere. Can't handle them.",And Shrek?
54995,"Onions, in any form anywhere. Can't handle them.",And Shrek?,Oh I like Shrek. And parfait too. *Grin*
54996,What's that one food you hate but everyone seems to like it?,Blue (bleu) cheese,"No one likes blue cheese, do they?"
54997,Blue (bleu) cheese,"No one likes blue cheese, do they?",Mmmmm a good Silton yum
54998,What's that one food you hate but everyone seems to like it?,Watermelon. Everyone else loves it. I can’t stand it.,"Agreed. I like most other melons, but watermelon NO THANKS"
54999,Watermelon. Everyone else loves it. I can’t stand it.,"Agreed. I like most other melons, but watermelon NO THANKS",Exactly. Every other melon but this one!!
55000,What's that one food you hate but everyone seems to like it?,Watermelon. Everyone else loves it. I can’t stand it.,What is it about it that you take issue?
55001,Watermelon. Everyone else loves it. I can’t stand it.,What is it about it that you take issue?,"The taste, texture. All of it. Even candy watermelon is gross"
55002,What is it about it that you take issue?,"The taste, texture. All of it. Even candy watermelon is gross",Fascinating *makes note on clip board and walks away*
55003,What's that one food you hate but everyone seems to like it?,"Fucking olives, man.",I love fucking olives
55004,"Fucking olives, man.",I love fucking olives,"Damn, how does one fuck an olive? Asking for scientific reasons."
55005,I love fucking olives,"Damn, how does one fuck an olive? Asking for scientific reasons.",Do you want me to do a step by step chart or?
55006,What's that one food you hate but everyone seems to like it?,Bananas. They just have a weird texture that I don't like.,And ripe they smell of acetone!
55007,Bananas. They just have a weird texture that I don't like.,And ripe they smell of acetone!,"True. Bananas also taste weird to me. I can't really explain it, it's just a weird taste."
55008,What's that one food you hate but everyone seems to like it?,Bananas. They just have a weird texture that I don't like.,Same! I feel like they should be hard and then it turns out they are soft. It’s weird!
55009,Bananas. They just have a weird texture that I don't like.,Same! I feel like they should be hard and then it turns out they are soft. It’s weird!,"Yea, basically. I hate mushy things."
55010,My life has done a positive 180,Awesome! What kind of hobbies have you picked up? :D,I started playing guitar and airsoft. Probably home improvement too once I move in😬
55011,Awesome! What kind of hobbies have you picked up? :D,I started playing guitar and airsoft. Probably home improvement too once I move in😬,"Nice!! Did you play any instruments before?? Good luck with all that, it sounds like fun :)"
55012,I started playing guitar and airsoft. Probably home improvement too once I move in😬,"Nice!! Did you play any instruments before?? Good luck with all that, it sounds like fun :)",I tried piano and guitar when I was younger but never cared for it. Now is a whole nother story
55013,Awesome! What kind of hobbies have you picked up? :D,I started playing guitar and airsoft. Probably home improvement too once I move in😬,"Gareth Evans is whom I learnt from, if you're interested."
55014,I started playing guitar and airsoft. Probably home improvement too once I move in😬,"Gareth Evans is whom I learnt from, if you're interested.",I'll be sure to check him out😁
55015,Awesome! What kind of hobbies have you picked up? :D,I started playing guitar and airsoft. Probably home improvement too once I move in😬,I loved airsoft when I did it in highschool. Seems like something I'd enjoy now too
55016,I started playing guitar and airsoft. Probably home improvement too once I move in😬,I loved airsoft when I did it in highschool. Seems like something I'd enjoy now too,"Why not borrow a gun and go out for a day? Just try it

Don't break a hip or anything though😋"
55017,Awesome! What kind of hobbies have you picked up? :D,I started playing guitar and airsoft. Probably home improvement too once I move in😬,Hey! I got into airsoft last year. Love it
55018,I started playing guitar and airsoft. Probably home improvement too once I move in😬,Hey! I got into airsoft last year. Love it,But fuck me it get expensive quick😅
55019,Hey! I got into airsoft last year. Love it,But fuck me it get expensive quick😅,"Yes it does haha. 
Are you in the states? Which one?"
55020,My life has done a positive 180,Can I ask your age? You can answer with an interval or by pm if you prefer :),I'm 21. I was lucky with my choice in trade and found a stable and well paying job.
55021,Can I ask your age? You can answer with an interval or by pm if you prefer :),I'm 21. I was lucky with my choice in trade and found a stable and well paying job.,Fuck me. I'm 21 and my life is ruined
55022,I'm 21. I was lucky with my choice in trade and found a stable and well paying job.,Fuck me. I'm 21 and my life is ruined,How can it be ruined? You haven't even lived through half your life yet.
55023,My life has done a positive 180,Show me your friends and I will show you your future.,I have no friends...
55024,Show me your friends and I will show you your future.,I have no friends...,[deleted]
55025,I have no friends...,[deleted],"Tsk, you were supposed to say ""Then you have no future"". and you'd have been right! :-)"
55026,My life has done a positive 180,How?,See edit😬
55027,How?,See edit😬,"Not very convincing. You sound like a preacher of emptiness. ""Work towards goals"" lmao thanks"
55028,My life has done a positive 180,How tho,See edit😬
55029,How tho,See edit😬,what if you're disillusioned with the very idea of meaning and are just living by inertia
55030,A stranger said I was pretty,Would you go out with him for a coffee if he ask you out?,"He looked quite a bit younger than me, but maybe!"
55031,Would you go out with him for a coffee if he ask you out?,"He looked quite a bit younger than me, but maybe!",Looks like he miss a good chance :)
55032,Would you go out with him for a coffee if he ask you out?,"He looked quite a bit younger than me, but maybe!","So this is ""that shot you didn't take"" I've been hearing about."
55033,A stranger said I was pretty,Would you go out with him for a coffee if he ask you out?,I just want you to know i love your username lmao
55034,Would you go out with him for a coffee if he ask you out?,I just want you to know i love your username lmao,^Thanks ^^you're ^^^pretty *ahem Nothing :)
55035,I just want you to know i love your username lmao,^Thanks ^^you're ^^^pretty *ahem Nothing :),omg thank you haha 😭
55036,A stranger said I was pretty,"Eww, that's weird. Lock your door and close your curtains girl.",What a queer. I need to leave Reddit asap. This place has become to much.
55037,"Eww, that's weird. Lock your door and close your curtains girl.",What a queer. I need to leave Reddit asap. This place has become to much.,*too
55038,What a queer. I need to leave Reddit asap. This place has become to much.,*too,"Thanks for the grammar lesson, I was typing fast haha"
55039,*too,"Thanks for the grammar lesson, I was typing fast haha",All good.
55040,"Letters I received daily, for a full year",This made me smile. Thank you for sharing,:)
55041,This made me smile. Thank you for sharing,:),This made me smile too :)
55042,Am i the only one sick of these boomer/zoomer/millenial/etc denominations?,okay boomer,I was expecting that. I was not disappointed :)
55043,okay boomer,I was expecting that. I was not disappointed :),ok boomer
55044,Am i the only one sick of these boomer/zoomer/millenial/etc denominations?,Are doomers those of us who grew up playing the original Doom?,"Who knows at this point... If it is, I'm definitely a doomer. And a zeldoomee probably :)"
55045,Are doomers those of us who grew up playing the original Doom?,"Who knows at this point... If it is, I'm definitely a doomer. And a zeldoomee probably :)",You're really funny by the way.
55046,"Who knows at this point... If it is, I'm definitely a doomer. And a zeldoomee probably :)",You're really funny by the way.,Thank you :D
55047,Are doomers those of us who grew up playing the original Doom?,"Who knows at this point... If it is, I'm definitely a doomer. And a zeldoomee probably :)",Boomers: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
55048,Are doomers those of us who grew up playing the original Doom?,"Who knows at this point... If it is, I'm definitely a doomer. And a zeldoomee probably :)","The legend of zelder, Lonk's awakening"
55049,"Who knows at this point... If it is, I'm definitely a doomer. And a zeldoomee probably :)","The legend of zelder, Lonk's awakening",Lonk's awakening is he can't go to planet fitness
55050,"Who knows at this point... If it is, I'm definitely a doomer. And a zeldoomee probably :)","The legend of zelder, Lonk's awakening",This made me snort. Hahaha!
55051,Are doomers those of us who grew up playing the original Doom?,"Who knows at this point... If it is, I'm definitely a doomer. And a zeldoomee probably :)",I would be too.
55052,Are doomers those of us who grew up playing the original Doom?,"Who knows at this point... If it is, I'm definitely a doomer. And a zeldoomee probably :)",I'll say I was a Gorder Freemer.
55053,Are doomers those of us who grew up playing the original Doom?,"Who knows at this point... If it is, I'm definitely a doomer. And a zeldoomee probably :)","Crap, if this trend holds, I'm a Zorker."
55054,Are doomers those of us who grew up playing the original Doom?,"Who knows at this point... If it is, I'm definitely a doomer. And a zeldoomee probably :)",Zloomer
55055,Am i the only one sick of these boomer/zoomer/millenial/etc denominations?,Ok boomer.,No problem scooter.
55056,Ok boomer.,No problem scooter.,Ok boomer
55057,Am i the only one sick of these boomer/zoomer/millenial/etc denominations?,"Eh, I kinda find the whole ok boomer joke funny",Fair enough brother. To each their one :)
55058,"Eh, I kinda find the whole ok boomer joke funny",Fair enough brother. To each their one :),Own? Have I been saying it wrong?
55059,Fair enough brother. To each their one :),Own? Have I been saying it wrong?,I always said own so maybe both work?
55060,Fair enough brother. To each their one :),Own? Have I been saying it wrong?,Nope. You have been saying it right.
55061,Fair enough brother. To each their one :),Own? Have I been saying it wrong?,"I think that was an autocorrect error, but to each their home."
55062,Own? Have I been saying it wrong?,"I think that was an autocorrect error, but to each their home.",To reach their bone.
55063,"I think that was an autocorrect error, but to each their home.",To reach their bone.,happy cake day
55064,"I think that was an autocorrect error, but to each their home.",To reach their bone.,To each their clone.
55065,To reach their bone.,To each their clone.,To each their loan.
55066,To each their clone.,To each their loan.,To each their phone
55067,To each their loan.,To each their phone,To impeach their drone
55068,To each their phone,To impeach their drone,To impeach the clown
55069,To impeach their drone,To impeach the clown,To breach their throne
55070,To impeach the clown,To breach their throne,To each their blown
55071,To breach their throne,To each their blown,Ice cream cone
55072,To each their blown,Ice cream cone,Iee(･cc h oween
55073,To each their phone,To impeach their drone,[deleted]
55074,To each their phone,To impeach their drone,#**To impeach their drone**
55075,"Eh, I kinda find the whole ok boomer joke funny",Fair enough brother. To each their one :),Ok boomer
55076,"Eh, I kinda find the whole ok boomer joke funny",Fair enough brother. To each their one :),ok boomer
55077,Am i the only one sick of these boomer/zoomer/millenial/etc denominations?,Fox News. Your post is going to be on the news tonight. It'll be called Namer-Gate,Can you use my good picture on the article? Thank you.
55078,Fox News. Your post is going to be on the news tonight. It'll be called Namer-Gate,Can you use my good picture on the article? Thank you.,If you're black or brown it'll be a mugshot. I don't make the rules.
55079,Can you use my good picture on the article? Thank you.,If you're black or brown it'll be a mugshot. I don't make the rules.,"Yeah, I understand."
55080,Am i the only one sick of these boomer/zoomer/millenial/etc denominations?,I turned 40 this year (born 1979) what is my denomination that I need to rebel with?,Gen X.
55081,I turned 40 this year (born 1979) what is my denomination that I need to rebel with?,Gen X.,"and mine? I'm 25, born in 1994."
55082,Am i the only one sick of these boomer/zoomer/millenial/etc denominations?,I turned 40 this year (born 1979) what is my denomination that I need to rebel with?,According to Reddit lately you are a boomer
55083,I turned 40 this year (born 1979) what is my denomination that I need to rebel with?,According to Reddit lately you are a boomer,Noooo
55084,Am i the only one sick of these boomer/zoomer/millenial/etc denominations?,Ok Boomhower,"Wow, I like this one! :)"
55085,Ok Boomhower,"Wow, I like this one! :)",We don't get enough King of the Hill memes.
55086,"Wow, I like this one! :)",We don't get enough King of the Hill memes.,Dang ol’ agreed man
55087,Am i the only one sick of these boomer/zoomer/millenial/etc denominations?,I was born in 94. What am I?,Youngest millennial
55088,I was born in 94. What am I?,Youngest millennial,Cool. I guess
55089,Am i the only one sick of these boomer/zoomer/millenial/etc denominations?,HAS ANYONE TOLD OP WHAT A COOMER IS YET?,"Please, don't."
55090,HAS ANYONE TOLD OP WHAT A COOMER IS YET?,"Please, don't.",AGGGHH IM GONNA COOM
55091,HAS ANYONE TOLD OP WHAT A COOMER IS YET?,"Please, don't.",IM FUCKING COOOOOOOMING
55092,My kids went and vaccinated themselves,That reminds me...I have to get my flu shot soon! Your kids are more on top it if than I am LOL,"They come out in August, that's the best time to get it! No point waiting if you can avoid it."
55093,That reminds me...I have to get my flu shot soon! Your kids are more on top it if than I am LOL,"They come out in August, that's the best time to get it! No point waiting if you can avoid it.",Well then... Our local practice doesn't get them until October.
55094,That reminds me...I have to get my flu shot soon! Your kids are more on top it if than I am LOL,"They come out in August, that's the best time to get it! No point waiting if you can avoid it.",Agree! We line the whole family up at the pharmacy for shots in late August.
55095,My kids went and vaccinated themselves,"I'd be proud too!  What smart kids!  No doubt, this is to your credit.  Good job!",Bruh no cap these kids different 😎😎👆. That's some extra shit fr bro 💪🏽💪🏽🏥🏥
55096,"I'd be proud too!  What smart kids!  No doubt, this is to your credit.  Good job!",Bruh no cap these kids different 😎😎👆. That's some extra shit fr bro 💪🏽💪🏽🏥🏥,The fuck
55097,"I'd be proud too!  What smart kids!  No doubt, this is to your credit.  Good job!",Bruh no cap these kids different 😎😎👆. That's some extra shit fr bro 💪🏽💪🏽🏥🏥,Wat
55098,"I'd be proud too!  What smart kids!  No doubt, this is to your credit.  Good job!",Bruh no cap these kids different 😎😎👆. That's some extra shit fr bro 💪🏽💪🏽🏥🏥,ok boomer
55099,Bruh no cap these kids different 😎😎👆. That's some extra shit fr bro 💪🏽💪🏽🏥🏥,ok boomer,Shouldn't it be the opposite?
55100,ok boomer,Shouldn't it be the opposite?,What group is younger than millennials?
55101,Shouldn't it be the opposite?,What group is younger than millennials?,Gen X I think
55102,What group is younger than millennials?,Gen X I think,"Gen X is older, *Gen Z* is younger than millennials"
55103,Gen X I think,"Gen X is older, *Gen Z* is younger than millennials",Ah my bad! I always confuse the two
55104,Shouldn't it be the opposite?,What group is younger than millennials?,Millennials are 23-38 years old.
55105,What group is younger than millennials?,Millennials are 23-38 years old.,So what about kids younger than that?
55106,Millennials are 23-38 years old.,So what about kids younger than that?,Gen Z.
55107,Millennials are 23-38 years old.,So what about kids younger than that?,Gen Z
55108,Shouldn't it be the opposite?,What group is younger than millennials?,Zoomers
55109,"I'd be proud too!  What smart kids!  No doubt, this is to your credit.  Good job!",Bruh no cap these kids different 😎😎👆. That's some extra shit fr bro 💪🏽💪🏽🏥🏥,We don’t do that here
55110,Bruh no cap these kids different 😎😎👆. That's some extra shit fr bro 💪🏽💪🏽🏥🏥,We don’t do that here,What did he say
55111,We don’t do that here,What did he say,Oh god we'll never know... :(
55112,What did he say,Oh god we'll never know... :(,Nooooooooooo
55113,"I'd be proud too!  What smart kids!  No doubt, this is to your credit.  Good job!",Bruh no cap these kids different 😎😎👆. That's some extra shit fr bro 💪🏽💪🏽🏥🏥,/r/EmojiPolice
55114,"I'd be proud too!  What smart kids!  No doubt, this is to your credit.  Good job!",Bruh no cap these kids different 😎😎👆. That's some extra shit fr bro 💪🏽💪🏽🏥🏥,Hes speaking the language of gods
55115,"I'd be proud too!  What smart kids!  No doubt, this is to your credit.  Good job!",Bruh no cap these kids different 😎😎👆. That's some extra shit fr bro 💪🏽💪🏽🏥🏥,Bro on Jahseh (RIP) 😔🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
55116,"I'd be proud too!  What smart kids!  No doubt, this is to your credit.  Good job!",Bruh no cap these kids different 😎😎👆. That's some extra shit fr bro 💪🏽💪🏽🏥🏥,Dad get off Reddit
55117,My kids went and vaccinated themselves,Anyone else thought this was going to be about an antivaxxer mom? Because I sure did,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight."
55118,Anyone else thought this was going to be about an antivaxxer mom? Because I sure did,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","She had me in the first half, ngl"
55119,Anyone else thought this was going to be about an antivaxxer mom? Because I sure did,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*"
55120,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*",Let me see if this is real for you r/antivaxx
55121,"I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*",Let me see if this is real for you r/antivaxx,Poking. Ha!
55122,Let me see if this is real for you r/antivaxx,Poking. Ha!,Stick it to ‘em!
55123,"I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*",Let me see if this is real for you r/antivaxx,I'm fairly sure an actual antivaxx subreddit would get banned or quarantined pretty quick...
55124,Let me see if this is real for you r/antivaxx,I'm fairly sure an actual antivaxx subreddit would get banned or quarantined pretty quick...,Quarantining would be a good idea for unvaccinated people.
55125,"I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*",Let me see if this is real for you r/antivaxx,actually there is one user that spreads anti vaxx bs. I hope he trolls us but I don't think so.
55126,"I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*",Let me see if this is real for you r/antivaxx,I freaking love reddit lmao
55127,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*","Hey, I have some hay I need pitched, and I see you are holding a perfectly good pitchfork."
55128,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*","The fight isn't over for us yet, brother!"
55129,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*",HA excellent
55130,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*",Can't upp vote 666. I'll wait for someone else.
55131,"I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*",Can't upp vote 666. I'll wait for someone else.,Your time is nigh
55132,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*","Pretends to be pitching hay, while whistling...only there is no hay."
55133,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*",don't lower your guard just yet
55134,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*",Miss the old reddit pitch fork days
55135,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*",And my axe!
55136,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*",Make sure you give that back to /r/pitchforkemporium
55137,"I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*",Make sure you give that back to /r/pitchforkemporium,Apparently they don't accept refunds.
55138,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*","No stop, I need help feeding these horses"
55139,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*",Had us in the first half not gonna lie
55140,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*",I had my torch all ready. Now what am I supposed to do with this? I already lit it
55141,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*","u/Giantomato : what's that?

I- I uhh brought you a baseball bat with.. uhh nails.. in it.."
55142,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*","I'll do the same with my torch

*slowly puts down torch"
55143,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*",*puts away torches* aww man I was going to be torch guy this time
55144,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*",Slowly but happily put my pitchfork down.
55145,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*",I brought torches for everyone. Pre-soaked and everything.
55146,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*",*Goose grabs pitchfork and dumps it in a lake.*
55147,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*","Aw, I had the burning torches ready..."
55148,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*",*slowly puts out torch and puts the stick down*
55149,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*",All of you came for antivaxxer fight and stay for pitchfork chat.
55150,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*",Same
55151,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my pitchfork ready too...

*slowly puts down pitchfork*","I brought mine too.

     ----E"
55152,Anyone else thought this was going to be about an antivaxxer mom? Because I sure did,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.",So I started blasting
55153,Anyone else thought this was going to be about an antivaxxer mom? Because I sure did,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.",Fists up anti vaxxer! Show me what you got!
55154,Anyone else thought this was going to be about an antivaxxer mom? Because I sure did,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.",Relax homie.
55155,Anyone else thought this was going to be about an antivaxxer mom? Because I sure did,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.",I came in ready to laugh
55156,Anyone else thought this was going to be about an antivaxxer mom? Because I sure did,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.",Me too!
55157,Anyone else thought this was going to be about an antivaxxer mom? Because I sure did,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.",What am I gonna do with all this adrenaline now?
55158,Anyone else thought this was going to be about an antivaxxer mom? Because I sure did,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","Balls to the wall, I was. Glad this turned out normal, and I'm proud af of her kids too!"
55159,Anyone else thought this was going to be about an antivaxxer mom? Because I sure did,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.",I was already stretched and ready to go
55160,Anyone else thought this was going to be about an antivaxxer mom? Because I sure did,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","So anyways, I started blasting"
55161,Anyone else thought this was going to be about an antivaxxer mom? Because I sure did,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I was pre-mad but alas, I am relieved"
55162,Anyone else thought this was going to be about an antivaxxer mom? Because I sure did,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.",What am I supposed to do with this torch now?!
55163,Anyone else thought this was going to be about an antivaxxer mom? Because I sure did,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.",Well that's kinda dumb
55164,Anyone else thought this was going to be about an antivaxxer mom? Because I sure did,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.",I came in with popcorn to watch a fight.
55165,Anyone else thought this was going to be about an antivaxxer mom? Because I sure did,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.",Bait title calling all troops.
55166,Anyone else thought this was going to be about an antivaxxer mom? Because I sure did,"Yeah, I came in ready to fight.","I had my flamethrower.

*lowers flamethrower”"
55167,My kids went and vaccinated themselves,TIL that the pharmacy will call parents to authorize immunizations for minors.,Yeah ikr you’d think they would need a signature or something.
55168,TIL that the pharmacy will call parents to authorize immunizations for minors.,Yeah ikr you’d think they would need a signature or something.,They do
55169,My kids went and vaccinated themselves,TIL that the pharmacy will call parents to authorize immunizations for minors.,I don't know how other pharmacies work but mine would never do this for legal reasons
55170,TIL that the pharmacy will call parents to authorize immunizations for minors.,I don't know how other pharmacies work but mine would never do this for legal reasons,Correct answer. OP is a liar.
55171,My kids went and vaccinated themselves,"Shit, that reminds me that I need to get mine. I can NOT afford to get the flu this year.",the flu sucks
55172,"Shit, that reminds me that I need to get mine. I can NOT afford to get the flu this year.",the flu sucks,It just kicks your ass for a week solid and I ain't got time for that this year lol
55173,the flu sucks,It just kicks your ass for a week solid and I ain't got time for that this year lol,"#intense sleeping noises

insert sneeze and a humongous pile of handkerchiefs"
55174,My kids went and vaccinated themselves,Well they were hardly going to allow it not to get it done! Autistic kids thrive on a schedule!,Troll?
55175,Well they were hardly going to allow it not to get it done! Autistic kids thrive on a schedule!,Troll?,Could you tell because I didn’t type in crayon?
55176,Troll?,Could you tell because I didn’t type in crayon?,Reddit is a place full of both idiots and trolls so
55177,My kids went and vaccinated themselves,This is the fakest shit I have seen in a while,You clearly aren’t Canadian
55178,This is the fakest shit I have seen in a while,You clearly aren’t Canadian,Oh yeah? Well your profile says you’re Albertan! Quit your bullshit! /s
55179,My kids went and vaccinated themselves,Wow you hate them,Troll?
55180,Wow you hate them,Troll?,[removed]
55181,My kids went and vaccinated themselves,Proud and unresponsible parent.,Irresponsible?
55182,Proud and unresponsible parent.,Irresponsible?,maybe.
55183,My kids went and vaccinated themselves,Vaccines are for the weakest links in society.,All 90% - 93% of them
55184,Vaccines are for the weakest links in society.,All 90% - 93% of them,Making our society weaker every year.
55185,I got a job at golden corral and I left after only 3 weeks. Today was my last day. No other job has made me feel as appreciated as this one,And you're leaving all that for *best buy*??,I would love to work at best buy.
55186,And you're leaving all that for *best buy*??,I would love to work at best buy.,No you wouldn’t. I did and it was awful.
55187,And you're leaving all that for *best buy*??,I would love to work at best buy.,"Wow where you work now must really, really suck."
55188,I got a job at golden corral and I left after only 3 weeks. Today was my last day. No other job has made me feel as appreciated as this one,And you're leaving all that for *best buy*??,Golden Corral is mostly terrible
55189,And you're leaving all that for *best buy*??,Golden Corral is mostly terrible,Not as bad as Best Buy lulz. But he's going to be working warehouse so that's better at least.
55190,I got a job at golden corral and I left after only 3 weeks. Today was my last day. No other job has made me feel as appreciated as this one,And you're leaving all that for *best buy*??,He needs that sweet sweet employee discount for black friday this year!
55191,And you're leaving all that for *best buy*??,He needs that sweet sweet employee discount for black friday this year!,Lulz true dis
55192,I got a job at golden corral and I left after only 3 weeks. Today was my last day. No other job has made me feel as appreciated as this one,"Sorry I’m from Australia, and I’m assuming it’s American, but what is Golden Corral?",It is an American all you can eat restaurant.
55193,"Sorry I’m from Australia, and I’m assuming it’s American, but what is Golden Corral?",It is an American all you can eat restaurant.,Thank you :) I figured it was something along the hospitality lines but just wanted to check
55194,"I secretly paid for a dine and dasher, but got revealed instantly",That’s freaking cool. Big up,Waiter didn't say anything to me. He just smiled knowingly when he took my check.
55195,That’s freaking cool. Big up,Waiter didn't say anything to me. He just smiled knowingly when he took my check.,You’re a good person :)
55196,That’s freaking cool. Big up,Waiter didn't say anything to me. He just smiled knowingly when he took my check.,It’s really sweet for you to pay up like that
55197,Waiter didn't say anything to me. He just smiled knowingly when he took my check.,It’s really sweet for you to pay up like that,Yup. Because in situations like this the restaurant makes the servers pay the bill.
55198,Waiter didn't say anything to me. He just smiled knowingly when he took my check.,It’s really sweet for you to pay up like that,"Sry, u had 666 upvotes, I had to make it 667"
55199,That’s freaking cool. Big up,Waiter didn't say anything to me. He just smiled knowingly when he took my check.,why didn’t he say a simple thanks?
55200,"I secretly paid for a dine and dasher, but got revealed instantly","He’s not the hero we need, but he’s the hero we deserve.","He's actually the hero we need but do not deserve, as the guy that didn't pay shows"
55201,"He’s not the hero we need, but he’s the hero we deserve.","He's actually the hero we need but do not deserve, as the guy that didn't pay shows",He's the hero we *shouldn't* need and don't deserve.
55202,"He's actually the hero we need but do not deserve, as the guy that didn't pay shows",He's the hero we *shouldn't* need and don't deserve.,Being a hero is getting confusing 😂
55203,"He's actually the hero we need but do not deserve, as the guy that didn't pay shows",He's the hero we *shouldn't* need and don't deserve.,"thanks Morronica, you've ruined him"
55204,"I secretly paid for a dine and dasher, but got revealed instantly","Not clear to me why you would do that, and anonymously at that?",He just wanted to support the restaurant and waiter and didn’t want to make a big deal
55205,"Not clear to me why you would do that, and anonymously at that?",He just wanted to support the restaurant and waiter and didn’t want to make a big deal,"Exactly. I thought it would be fun, and make the server's day."
55206,"I secretly paid for a dine and dasher, but got revealed instantly",Just curious....what does someone who doesnt have a wallet look like?,A t-shirt and track pants with no/small pockets
55207,Just curious....what does someone who doesnt have a wallet look like?,A t-shirt and track pants with no/small pockets,Running shorts and a t-shirt. No pockets.
55208,A t-shirt and track pants with no/small pockets,Running shorts and a t-shirt. No pockets.,So it was leg day and he wanted someone to chase him down. lol
55209,Running shorts and a t-shirt. No pockets.,So it was leg day and he wanted someone to chase him down. lol,Lol. Gotta stay motivated.
55210,"I secretly paid for a dine and dasher, but got revealed instantly",Would you like a cookie?,Gotta love the “casual” conversation posts that are just humble brags.
55211,Would you like a cookie?,Gotta love the “casual” conversation posts that are just humble brags.,Exactly
55212,"I secretly paid for a dine and dasher, but got revealed instantly",Would you like a cookie?,It was a Chinese place so I got one.
55213,Would you like a cookie?,It was a Chinese place so I got one.,[removed]
55214,"I secretly paid for a dine and dasher, but got revealed instantly",Was the dine and dasher Michael Scott?,Agent Michael Scarn.
55215,Was the dine and dasher Michael Scott?,Agent Michael Scarn.,It's was Golden Face in disguise trying to frame Michael Scarn.
55216,Agent Michael Scarn.,It's was Golden Face in disguise trying to frame Michael Scarn.,"He's probably up in the room, drinking from the minibar."
55217,"I secretly paid for a dine and dasher, but got revealed instantly",Was the dine and dasher Michael Scott?,He dined so much
55218,Was the dine and dasher Michael Scott?,He dined so much,MISTA CHU!
55219,"I secretly paid for a dine and dasher, but got revealed instantly",Damn did they call the cops on you?,For paying someone's bill? No.
55220,Damn did they call the cops on you?,For paying someone's bill? No.,"It was a joke lol

You said they looked at security footage and you were busted, hence joke"
55221,For paying someone's bill? No.,"It was a joke lol

You said they looked at security footage and you were busted, hence joke",I'm so sorry for missing the joke. Whoosh.
55222,"It was a joke lol

You said they looked at security footage and you were busted, hence joke",I'm so sorry for missing the joke. Whoosh.,"Sorry for the misunderstanding, and thanks for being a great person 😊"
55223,I'm so sorry for missing the joke. Whoosh.,"Sorry for the misunderstanding, and thanks for being a great person 😊",Damn that was a friendly exchange
55224,"I secretly paid for a dine and dasher, but got revealed instantly",You're a good person,Thank you! That means a lot!
55225,You're a good person,Thank you! That means a lot!,:)
55226,Salman Khan from Khan Academy should receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom within his lifetime,How in the fuck did Ellen get an award what the fuck,I mean i have no problem with her getting it. But like. My boi Sal needs some love too
55227,How in the fuck did Ellen get an award what the fuck,I mean i have no problem with her getting it. But like. My boi Sal needs some love too,[removed]
55228,Salman Khan from Khan Academy should receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom within his lifetime,"Wow right up till now didn't knew, Khan academy was founded by salman Khan...",Lol not the actor
55229,"Wow right up till now didn't knew, Khan academy was founded by salman Khan...",Lol not the actor,Then which one? 😂
55230,Today's a pretty good day! Who wants some Gold?,Always great to be in a good mood!,"Heck yeah, Tactical Man!"
55231,Always great to be in a good mood!,"Heck yeah, Tactical Man!","Thank you very much, I thought this was a joke at first. I'm in a good mood too!"
55232,"Heck yeah, Tactical Man!","Thank you very much, I thought this was a joke at first. I'm in a good mood too!",Haha no jokes. Enjoy!
55233,"Thank you very much, I thought this was a joke at first. I'm in a good mood too!",Haha no jokes. Enjoy!,"Thanks, have a nice day."
55234,Haha no jokes. Enjoy!,"Thanks, have a nice day.",You as well!
55235,Today's a pretty good day! Who wants some Gold?,My favorite book us the Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman. Fantastic read,Wow. The title alone sounds interesting. I may have to look that up!
55236,My favorite book us the Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman. Fantastic read,Wow. The title alone sounds interesting. I may have to look that up!,You totally should. I have a description of it on my profile too!
55237,Wow. The title alone sounds interesting. I may have to look that up!,You totally should. I have a description of it on my profile too!,Ooh that sounds cool!
55238,Today's a pretty good day! Who wants some Gold?,"Np if I don't get anything, nice to know that you're having a great day. :)","Unfortunately I've run out of Reddit Currency. Sorry, friend! How's your day going?"
55239,"Np if I don't get anything, nice to know that you're having a great day. :)","Unfortunately I've run out of Reddit Currency. Sorry, friend! How's your day going?","Really np, had a great day. How was your day? Anything interesting Happened?"
55240,"Unfortunately I've run out of Reddit Currency. Sorry, friend! How's your day going?","Really np, had a great day. How was your day? Anything interesting Happened?","Well it's no huge news, but I got a much needed haircut today!"
55241,"Really np, had a great day. How was your day? Anything interesting Happened?","Well it's no huge news, but I got a much needed haircut today!","So cooooooollll. So you made something good out of the day. Noiiiccccceeeee, HAPPY for you. :)"
55242,"Well it's no huge news, but I got a much needed haircut today!","So cooooooollll. So you made something good out of the day. Noiiiccccceeeee, HAPPY for you. :)",Thank you!
55243,I made it through the week without a single thought that triggers my anxiety!!!,Give me some of that energy lol,"Sending you some of that energy, sharing is caring after all!!"
55244,Give me some of that energy lol,"Sending you some of that energy, sharing is caring after all!!",Thanks I appreciate it :)
55245,"I think more guys have to realize, that traits as a grown beard or muscular body are more important for male-male interactions, than to attract women. It will help them to be more confident with their body.",I just want to look like Gandalf when I get older,"I'm a woman, and same"
55246,I just want to look like Gandalf when I get older,"I'm a woman, and same",Good luck?
55247,"I'm a woman, and same",Good luck?,[deleted]
55248,I just want to look like Gandalf when I get older,"I'm a woman, and same",Yeah. Who cares? I'm Asian and I can't even grow a mustache but I'll get there someday for sure
55249,"I think more guys have to realize, that traits as a grown beard or muscular body are more important for male-male interactions, than to attract women. It will help them to be more confident with their body.","Mm idk, i dont care how others want my body, but i want it masculan..soo thats what im gonna do","I am not sure what masculan is, but I am happy you can do whats fit best for yourself!"
55250,"Mm idk, i dont care how others want my body, but i want it masculan..soo thats what im gonna do","I am not sure what masculan is, but I am happy you can do whats fit best for yourself!",I cant spell.... Plus idk why it got -1 upvotes but ok :) thanks reddit
55251,"I think more guys have to realize, that traits as a grown beard or muscular body are more important for male-male interactions, than to attract women. It will help them to be more confident with their body.","As someone who posts, with very limited success to male nudity subs.. I beg to differ!",[removed]
55252,"As someone who posts, with very limited success to male nudity subs.. I beg to differ!",[removed],touche
55253,I just got hired at kfc,Congratulations dude. Now STEAL THE SECRET BLEND OF HERBS AND SPICES!,Finally we have the perfect mole.
55254,Congratulations dude. Now STEAL THE SECRET BLEND OF HERBS AND SPICES!,Finally we have the perfect mole.,[deleted]
55255,I just got hired at kfc,Great Job!,bruh that flair
55256,Great Job!,bruh that flair,like it?
55257,I just got hired at kfc,"Damn 10 dollars an hour, here in Canada minimum wage is 14",10 freedom dollars is worth 13 maple leaf dollars.
55258,"Damn 10 dollars an hour, here in Canada minimum wage is 14",10 freedom dollars is worth 13 maple leaf dollars.,Do you guys have student minimum wage?
55259,I just got hired at kfc,What's minimum wage in your state? It's $12 an hour where I live.,It's like 7$ federally.
55260,What's minimum wage in your state? It's $12 an hour where I live.,It's like 7$ federally.,I know. I'm very lucky to live somewhere where the minimum wage is so high.
55261,Anyone interested in a chat?,What kind of books do you like? Favourite book?,The Harry Potter series; classic. And I like Dan Brown too. I've read all of his books.
55262,What kind of books do you like? Favourite book?,The Harry Potter series; classic. And I like Dan Brown too. I've read all of his books.,My favourite book is The Catcher in the Rye. I haven't read any harry potter books nor dan brown
55263,The Harry Potter series; classic. And I like Dan Brown too. I've read all of his books.,My favourite book is The Catcher in the Rye. I haven't read any harry potter books nor dan brown,I've heard of it. What's it about?
55264,My favourite book is The Catcher in the Rye. I haven't read any harry potter books nor dan brown,I've heard of it. What's it about?,Basically a teenager drops out of school and decides to spend some days in NYC
55265,I've heard of it. What's it about?,Basically a teenager drops out of school and decides to spend some days in NYC,Sounds nice. What else do you like?
55266,Basically a teenager drops out of school and decides to spend some days in NYC,Sounds nice. What else do you like?,Do you mean like books? Or in general what else I'm interested in?
55267,Sounds nice. What else do you like?,Do you mean like books? Or in general what else I'm interested in?,Yeah sure.
55268,Everyone seems to agree that Facebook is terrible. Yet they all still keep accounts. Reddit... Why do you still have a Facebook account?,"At this point, mainly for the marketplace.",What you buying out there?
55269,"At this point, mainly for the marketplace.",What you buying out there?,Not much. But currently looking at some furniture.
55270,What you buying out there?,Not much. But currently looking at some furniture.,Do you resell the furniture or is this all for your home?
55271,My son didnt choose a recognizable costume and it broke his heart. He entered a costume contest and no one clapped. He was so proud and came home feeling defeated.,Turnip head from Howl's Moving Castle?,"Yes! And he was so excited about it. He said ""this is going to be my best costume yet."""
55272,Turnip head from Howl's Moving Castle?,"Yes! And he was so excited about it. He said ""this is going to be my best costume yet.""","Honestly, I would be damn proud of myself if I managed to pull off a costume this good."
55273,Turnip head from Howl's Moving Castle?,"Yes! And he was so excited about it. He said ""this is going to be my best costume yet.""",And he better believe it
55274,"Yes! And he was so excited about it. He said ""this is going to be my best costume yet.""",And he better believe it,Normies can’t fucking hang
55275,Turnip head from Howl's Moving Castle?,"Yes! And he was so excited about it. He said ""this is going to be my best costume yet.""",Well he was gosh darn correct! His costume kicks so much ass and I recognized him right away!
55276,My son didnt choose a recognizable costume and it broke his heart. He entered a costume contest and no one clapped. He was so proud and came home feeling defeated.,Is he turnip from howl's moving castle?,Yes he is!
55277,Is he turnip from howl's moving castle?,Yes he is!,I knew it! I even thought this was the Ghibli sub until I looked better lol. He did a great job!
55278,Is he turnip from howl's moving castle?,Yes he is!,Hell yah!!
55279,Is he turnip from howl's moving castle?,Yes he is!,I love Howl's Moving Castle but I didn't even recognize it
55280,Is he turnip from howl's moving castle?,Yes he is!,"True art, Tell him that he looks good, those movies are the best"
55281,Is he turnip from howl's moving castle?,Yes he is!,"There was no question about it, he's Turnip Head! That's adorable! (:"
55282,Is he turnip from howl's moving castle?,Yes he is!,"Lots of love for his great costume, from Norway!"
55283,Is he turnip from howl's moving castle?,Yes he is!,Only the coolest kids know about classic anime like Howls moving castle.
55284,Is he turnip from howl's moving castle?,Yes he is!,I knew immediately!! It’s brilliant!!
55285,Is he turnip from howl's moving castle?,Yes he is!,House moving castle was an instant classic for me but in my opinion Ponyo was better.
55286,Yes he is!,House moving castle was an instant classic for me but in my opinion Ponyo was better.,Ponyo is easily his favorite movie. I have trouble choosing between Ponyo and Totoro.
55287,My son didnt choose a recognizable costume and it broke his heart. He entered a costume contest and no one clapped. He was so proud and came home feeling defeated.,I’m sorry that happened :( I’m glad Reddit recognizes it’s though!,I had a feeling reddit would know who he was! It's a pretty good Turnip Head in my opinion
55288,I’m sorry that happened :( I’m glad Reddit recognizes it’s though!,I had a feeling reddit would know who he was! It's a pretty good Turnip Head in my opinion,It really is! Tell him it's not his fault the other folks don't have taste
55289,My son didnt choose a recognizable costume and it broke his heart. He entered a costume contest and no one clapped. He was so proud and came home feeling defeated.,"He looks great.

I went as the dread pirate Wesley. No one had any idea who I was.",We have a snake named Buttercup!
55290,"He looks great.

I went as the dread pirate Wesley. No one had any idea who I was.",We have a snake named Buttercup!,That's wuv. Twue wuv!
55291,"He looks great.

I went as the dread pirate Wesley. No one had any idea who I was.",We have a snake named Buttercup!,snakeyyyyy
55292,My son didnt choose a recognizable costume and it broke his heart. He entered a costume contest and no one clapped. He was so proud and came home feeling defeated.,Moving castle?,Yes!
55293,Moving castle?,Yes!,"Watched this movie a thousand times, a piece of art."
55294,My son didnt choose a recognizable costume and it broke his heart. He entered a costume contest and no one clapped. He was so proud and came home feeling defeated.,"I get you little man , I went to a costume event as Bob Dylan",That's epic!
55295,"I get you little man , I went to a costume event as Bob Dylan",That's epic!,"Thanks , I had the harmonica neck holder and still no one got it haha"
55296,My son didnt choose a recognizable costume and it broke his heart. He entered a costume contest and no one clapped. He was so proud and came home feeling defeated.,Who the fuck is that?  Am i too young too old or just uncultured?,"Depends on your age? 

Turnip Head from Howl's Moving Castle"
55297,Who the fuck is that?  Am i too young too old or just uncultured?,"Depends on your age? 

Turnip Head from Howl's Moving Castle",I see it came out in 04...i was 13 then.  No telling what i was into...
55298,"Depends on your age? 

Turnip Head from Howl's Moving Castle",I see it came out in 04...i was 13 then.  No telling what i was into...,"Dont feel bad, I was mid 20s in 04 and I dont remember that character nor that movie at all."
55299,My son didnt choose a recognizable costume and it broke his heart. He entered a costume contest and no one clapped. He was so proud and came home feeling defeated.,I originally thought the Pringles Man...,The pringles man comments have me pretty inspired
55300,I originally thought the Pringles Man...,The pringles man comments have me pretty inspired,Get it playboi
55301,My son didnt choose a recognizable costume and it broke his heart. He entered a costume contest and no one clapped. He was so proud and came home feeling defeated.,Turnip Head! I love it! He seems like a stand up kid!,Even when standing on one leg!
55302,Turnip Head! I love it! He seems like a stand up kid!,Even when standing on one leg!,Hahaha I like what you did there
55303,"My daughter's thrift store Joker costume, I think we nailed it.",Only red jacket and red pants in the store and they both fit her,This is *very* fortuitous.
55304,Only red jacket and red pants in the store and they both fit her,This is *very* fortuitous.,No one cared who she was until she put on the red jacket.
55305,This is *very* fortuitous.,No one cared who she was until she put on the red jacket.,That made a difference I bet.
55306,"My daughter's thrift store Joker costume, I think we nailed it.",Only red jacket and red pants in the store and they both fit her,Did your daughter see this movie?
55307,Only red jacket and red pants in the store and they both fit her,Did your daughter see this movie?,Yes and loves it
55308,Did your daughter see this movie?,Yes and loves it,she looks about 10 is that right?
55309,Yes and loves it,she looks about 10 is that right?,Almost 14
55310,"My daughter's thrift store Joker costume, I think we nailed it.",Only red jacket and red pants in the store and they both fit her,Yo am i color blind cause i thought she and the joker were both wearing purple?
55311,Only red jacket and red pants in the store and they both fit her,Yo am i color blind cause i thought she and the joker were both wearing purple?,Different Joker. This is Joaquin Phoenix Joker.
55312,Yo am i color blind cause i thought she and the joker were both wearing purple?,Different Joker. This is Joaquin Phoenix Joker.,Yeah im sating that pic looks purple to me and every 1 is calling it red
55313,Different Joker. This is Joaquin Phoenix Joker.,Yeah im sating that pic looks purple to me and every 1 is calling it red,Oh gotcha.
55314,Different Joker. This is Joaquin Phoenix Joker.,Yeah im sating that pic looks purple to me and every 1 is calling it red,It is arterial blood red
55315,"My daughter's thrift store Joker costume, I think we nailed it.","is it just me who sees the jojo

*WRRYYYYYYYYYYYY*","I was thinking of mgs4

MMMMRRRRRR LIQUIDDDD"
55316,"is it just me who sees the jojo

*WRRYYYYYYYYYYYY*","I was thinking of mgs4

MMMMRRRRRR LIQUIDDDD","Haha, I do now :p"
55317,"is it just me who sees the jojo

*WRRYYYYYYYYYYYY*","I was thinking of mgs4

MMMMRRRRRR LIQUIDDDD",SHNAAAAKKKKEE!!!
55318,"My daughter's thrift store Joker costume, I think we nailed it.",She's not sure whether she wants to do the Dio or Joker pose,"You thought your costume would be joker... but if was I, Dio!!!!!"
55319,She's not sure whether she wants to do the Dio or Joker pose,"You thought your costume would be joker... but if was I, Dio!!!!!","I thought my comment would be appreciated, but it was I, downvote,"
55320,"My daughter's thrift store Joker costume, I think we nailed it.","By her watching that movie, she is now going to go on a mass shooting spree, thanks! /s",We're Canadian so there's no danger.
55321,"By her watching that movie, she is now going to go on a mass shooting spree, thanks! /s",We're Canadian so there's no danger.,"So she'll  apologize to everyone as she shoots them  

That might be even worse"
55322,Girl I saved from suicide texted and said she's pregnant.,Wow. Saved a life and another came from it.,Op saved 2 lives.
55323,Wow. Saved a life and another came from it.,Op saved 2 lives.,"“If you save a life, you save an entire world” -The Talmud"
55324,Op saved 2 lives.,"“If you save a life, you save an entire world” -The Talmud",I've always loved this quote.
55325,Wow. Saved a life and another came from it.,Op saved 2 lives.,Op's a damn superhero.
55326,Op saved 2 lives.,Op's a damn superhero.,[removed]
55327,Wow. Saved a life and another came from it.,Op saved 2 lives.,r/antinatialism wouldn’t approve.
55328,Wow. Saved a life and another came from it.,Op saved 2 lives.,OP saved an entire bloodline when you think about it
55329,Girl I saved from suicide texted and said she's pregnant.,Wow. Saved a life and another came from it.,Another came in it too.
55330,Wow. Saved a life and another came from it.,Another came in it too.,Take your dang upvote...
55331,Girl I saved from suicide texted and said she's pregnant.,Wow. Saved a life and another came from it.,[removed]
55332,Wow. Saved a life and another came from it.,[removed],Haha
55333,Girl I saved from suicide texted and said she's pregnant.,"Not gonna lie , I didn't expect a positive outcome when I saw that title",Being pregnant is not really a positive outcome.
55334,"Not gonna lie , I didn't expect a positive outcome when I saw that title",Being pregnant is not really a positive outcome.,I mean it is if you were intending on getting pregnant and it's the right time in your life
55335,Girl I saved from suicide texted and said she's pregnant.,Be honest how scared were you when a random girl texted you she was pregnant?,OP is female
55336,Be honest how scared were you when a random girl texted you she was pregnant?,OP is female,Unless...
55337,OP is female,Unless...,This is Big brain time
55338,OP is female,Unless...,/r/ScienceBabies
55339,OP is female,Unless...,Reverse Junior?
55340,OP is female,Unless...,Unless?
55341,Be honest how scared were you when a random girl texted you she was pregnant?,OP is female,Don't assume someone's gender! /s
55342,OP is female,Don't assume someone's gender! /s,"Downvoted for a fabulous joke? Jeez Reddit, chill out"
55343,Be honest how scared were you when a random girl texted you she was pregnant?,OP is female,Even MORE scary
55344,Be honest how scared were you when a random girl texted you she was pregnant?,OP is female,Right you are. Unless...
55345,Girl I saved from suicide texted and said she's pregnant.,Yeah but is it yours....,"Probably not, since OP is a girl"
55346,Yeah but is it yours....,"Probably not, since OP is a girl","Jeez, you don’t need to police everyone, you’ve commented on like four people"
55347,"Probably not, since OP is a girl","Jeez, you don’t need to police everyone, you’ve commented on like four people",Yea i noticed that too lol wth
55348,Girl I saved from suicide texted and said she's pregnant.,"""One man came in another man comes out in 9 months."" - Elis wife from Rick and Morty",OP is not a man
55349,"""One man came in another man comes out in 9 months."" - Elis wife from Rick and Morty",OP is not a man,Statement stands. It is funny.
55350,Girl I saved from suicide texted and said she's pregnant.,OP does a pro-gamer move and saves an entire family tree. *You're* breathtaking!,U/ProfanityCounter
55351,OP does a pro-gamer move and saves an entire family tree. *You're* breathtaking!,U/ProfanityCounter,[removed]
55352,Girl I saved from suicide texted and said she's pregnant.,I feel like that's worse?,"yeah, not sure if it's good news either..."
55353,I feel like that's worse?,"yeah, not sure if it's good news either...","&gt;, and it's on the BBC as well."
55354,Happy Halloween everyone!!,Does it smell in that pumpkin?,Ask MGG
55355,Does it smell in that pumpkin?,Ask MGG,I want to know too but im too nervous to ask
55356,Does it smell in that pumpkin?,Ask MGG,I wish I could ask him!
55357,Happy Halloween everyone!!,iPhone 4 or 4s? I’m guessing it’s a 4s since the image is pretty nice,I wouldn't know! Sorry I didn't clarify that this pic isn't me
55358,iPhone 4 or 4s? I’m guessing it’s a 4s since the image is pretty nice,I wouldn't know! Sorry I didn't clarify that this pic isn't me,"Oh, ok"
55359,Happy Halloween everyone!!,You win for the Sexiest costume,"Well technically not me, I feel bad that I didn't clarify that this isn't me"
55360,You win for the Sexiest costume,"Well technically not me, I feel bad that I didn't clarify that this isn't me",It's all good...I'm still sure ya look cool😂
55361,Happy Halloween everyone!!,"Son, you got a punkin on yo'head...",Don't worry he made it out okay
55362,"Son, you got a punkin on yo'head...",Don't worry he made it out okay,He move to Arizona?
55363,Happy Halloween everyone!!,There goes my hero,MGG is my hero too
55364,There goes my hero,MGG is my hero too,Is that the pumpkin guy? Wtf does it stand for?
55365,MGG is my hero too,Is that the pumpkin guy? Wtf does it stand for?,"It stands for Matthew Gray Gubler, the guy in the pic"
55366,"Today is my birthday, &amp; I gave myself a Birthday card and thought why the heck not? I’m happy. I haven’t received a birthday greeting card so here I am. What about you guys? What’s the usual things you haven’t experienced on your day? (Borrowed the format of the card from a Redditor-with permission)",Peace was never an option,I’m sorry to hear that. I really am.
55367,Peace was never an option,I’m sorry to hear that. I really am.,"I’m also sorry to hear that, I really am."
55368,I’m sorry to hear that. I really am.,"I’m also sorry to hear that, I really am.","I am also sorry to hear that, I really am."
55369,"I’m also sorry to hear that, I really am.","I am also sorry to hear that, I really am.","I'm also sorry to hear that, I really am"
55370,"Today is my birthday, &amp; I gave myself a Birthday card and thought why the heck not? I’m happy. I haven’t received a birthday greeting card so here I am. What about you guys? What’s the usual things you haven’t experienced on your day? (Borrowed the format of the card from a Redditor-with permission)","Happy birthday, hope you get some nice cards","Thank you, Have a good one Dr_Breadsticks"
55371,"Happy birthday, hope you get some nice cards","Thank you, Have a good one Dr_Breadsticks",You too :))
55372,"Today is my birthday, &amp; I gave myself a Birthday card and thought why the heck not? I’m happy. I haven’t received a birthday greeting card so here I am. What about you guys? What’s the usual things you haven’t experienced on your day? (Borrowed the format of the card from a Redditor-with permission)",It's my 30th birthday today. Happy Halloween.,Happy birthday and happy halloween to you!!
55373,It's my 30th birthday today. Happy Halloween.,Happy birthday and happy halloween to you!!,Thanks!
55374,"Today is my birthday, &amp; I gave myself a Birthday card and thought why the heck not? I’m happy. I haven’t received a birthday greeting card so here I am. What about you guys? What’s the usual things you haven’t experienced on your day? (Borrowed the format of the card from a Redditor-with permission)",Appy Birthday!,Haha thank you!
55375,Appy Birthday!,Haha thank you!,So it's pizza tonight (going by your username 😂)
55376,Haha thank you!,So it's pizza tonight (going by your username 😂),Dang I wish I could change my username lmao I’ve learned to hate it
55377,So it's pizza tonight (going by your username 😂),Dang I wish I could change my username lmao I’ve learned to hate it,Many of us want to do that probably.. I certainly do
55378,"Today is my birthday, &amp; I gave myself a Birthday card and thought why the heck not? I’m happy. I haven’t received a birthday greeting card so here I am. What about you guys? What’s the usual things you haven’t experienced on your day? (Borrowed the format of the card from a Redditor-with permission)",Happy Birthday!!!!!!🤩🤩🤩,Thank you!! (:
55379,Happy Birthday!!!!!!🤩🤩🤩,Thank you!! (:,You're welcome 😃😃
55380,"Today is my birthday, &amp; I gave myself a Birthday card and thought why the heck not? I’m happy. I haven’t received a birthday greeting card so here I am. What about you guys? What’s the usual things you haven’t experienced on your day? (Borrowed the format of the card from a Redditor-with permission)",HONK,HONK HONK!
55381,HONK,HONK HONK!,Happy Birthday!
55382,"Today is my birthday, &amp; I gave myself a Birthday card and thought why the heck not? I’m happy. I haven’t received a birthday greeting card so here I am. What about you guys? What’s the usual things you haven’t experienced on your day? (Borrowed the format of the card from a Redditor-with permission)","I love the game

Happy Biiirthday",I love the memes of it. Really adorable. Tbh haven’t played it. And thank you!
55383,"I love the game

Happy Biiirthday",I love the memes of it. Really adorable. Tbh haven’t played it. And thank you!,"Haha, me neither, but I just watched the walkthroughs and speedruns"
55384,I bought a pumpkin for £20 and made it into a huge Cheshire Cat! He’s beautiful and I love him,This is kickass! Looks great,Thank you!! It took 2 grown men to lift it into the back of my car!!! :D
55385,This is kickass! Looks great,Thank you!! It took 2 grown men to lift it into the back of my car!!! :D,Cheshire really let himself go gaining all that weight
55386,I bought a pumpkin for £20 and made it into a huge Cheshire Cat! He’s beautiful and I love him,You gotta dress up as Alice or the Mad hatter now... or even the Queen of Hearts ♥️,That’s a fantastic idea!!!!!
55387,You gotta dress up as Alice or the Mad hatter now... or even the Queen of Hearts ♥️,That’s a fantastic idea!!!!!,Yeah totally! Gotta post it if you do!
55388,You gotta dress up as Alice or the Mad hatter now... or even the Queen of Hearts ♥️,That’s a fantastic idea!!!!!,I love your enthusiasm in all these replies!!
55389,I bought a pumpkin for £20 and made it into a huge Cheshire Cat! He’s beautiful and I love him,Given that it‘s orange it could also double as demonic Garfield,I absolutely never considered making it into a Garfield pumpkin. I feel so stupid now!!!
55390,Given that it‘s orange it could also double as demonic Garfield,I absolutely never considered making it into a Garfield pumpkin. I feel so stupid now!!!,Give it stripes and then post it on r/imsorryjon
55391,I absolutely never considered making it into a Garfield pumpkin. I feel so stupid now!!!,Give it stripes and then post it on r/imsorryjon,Yes!!!!!
55392,Give it stripes and then post it on r/imsorryjon,Yes!!!!!,"Whew boy that sub, you guys gave blood lust lol"
55393,I absolutely never considered making it into a Garfield pumpkin. I feel so stupid now!!!,Give it stripes and then post it on r/imsorryjon,Came to the comments specifically to find someone recommending this.
55394,Give it stripes and then post it on r/imsorryjon,Came to the comments specifically to find someone recommending this.,same
55395,I absolutely never considered making it into a Garfield pumpkin. I feel so stupid now!!!,Give it stripes and then post it on r/imsorryjon,Lol I can't  with that sub
55396,Given that it‘s orange it could also double as demonic Garfield,I absolutely never considered making it into a Garfield pumpkin. I feel so stupid now!!!,"If you don’t know where you’re going, any pumpkin design will take you there. :))"
55397,I bought a pumpkin for £20 and made it into a huge Cheshire Cat! He’s beautiful and I love him,Given that it‘s orange it could also double as demonic Garfield,"I'm sorry, Jon"
55398,Given that it‘s orange it could also double as demonic Garfield,"I'm sorry, Jon",I exist in all universes
55399,I bought a pumpkin for £20 and made it into a huge Cheshire Cat! He’s beautiful and I love him,You have good taste in music :),THANK YOU!!!
55400,You have good taste in music :),THANK YOU!!!,One of my favorite albums of all time. Early blink is soooo good
55401,THANK YOU!!!,One of my favorite albums of all time. Early blink is soooo good,Lol you almost got me.
55402,One of my favorite albums of all time. Early blink is soooo good,Lol you almost got me.,I don’t get it. Help
55403,I bought a pumpkin for £20 and made it into a huge Cheshire Cat! He’s beautiful and I love him,You have good taste in music :),Gallows was so fucking good with Frank. Grey Britain is amazing.
55404,You have good taste in music :),Gallows was so fucking good with Frank. Grey Britain is amazing.,I feel wade is a pretty fun addition!
55405,You have good taste in music :),Gallows was so fucking good with Frank. Grey Britain is amazing.,Nothing beats Frank in Gallows but his new band is pretty amazing too
55406,I bought a pumpkin for £20 and made it into a huge Cheshire Cat! He’s beautiful and I love him,Did you post in r/halloween? Saw something like this in there earlier today. Amazing pumpkin!!,I posted the same picture there a few days ago! Thanks so much!!
55407,Did you post in r/halloween? Saw something like this in there earlier today. Amazing pumpkin!!,I posted the same picture there a few days ago! Thanks so much!!,You're welcome! :D
55408,I bought a pumpkin for £20 and made it into a huge Cheshire Cat! He’s beautiful and I love him,Why does this picture looks like it’s been taken in 1994?,I’m a time traveller
55409,Why does this picture looks like it’s been taken in 1994?,I’m a time traveller,Hahah I’m not hating it just feels weirdly nostalgic even though it’s not
55410,I bought a pumpkin for £20 and made it into a huge Cheshire Cat! He’s beautiful and I love him,no u,Can we expose /u/pessimistic_activist?
55411,no u,Can we expose /u/pessimistic_activist?,lul what?
55412,I bought a pumpkin for £20 and made it into a huge Cheshire Cat! He’s beautiful and I love him,"Not gonna lie lady, you look stunning",Me or the pumpkin? 😂
55413,"Not gonna lie lady, you look stunning",Me or the pumpkin? 😂,"Pumpkin of course the Pumpkin! Jk, lol. No, you"
55414,"Not gonna lie lady, you look stunning",Me or the pumpkin? 😂,Stunning!!
55415,I bought a pumpkin for £20 and made it into a huge Cheshire Cat! He’s beautiful and I love him,"Not gonna lie lady, you look stunning",Imagine being this lonely and pathetic on Reddit lmao
55416,"Not gonna lie lady, you look stunning",Imagine being this lonely and pathetic on Reddit lmao,Imagine using “lmao” on reddit
55417,Imagine being this lonely and pathetic on Reddit lmao,Imagine using “lmao” on reddit,lmao
55418,Imagine using “lmao” on reddit,lmao,Lmao
55419,"Not gonna lie lady, you look stunning",Imagine being this lonely and pathetic on Reddit lmao,"Idk about ""lonely and pathetic"" but if you need a hug, you should hug a cactus."
55420,I bought a pumpkin for £20 and made it into a huge Cheshire Cat! He’s beautiful and I love him,It's your happy face that makes this even better!,I’m trying to copy the pumpkin!! :D
55421,It's your happy face that makes this even better!,I’m trying to copy the pumpkin!! :D,I think you've nailed it!
55422,I bought a pumpkin for £20 and made it into a huge Cheshire Cat! He’s beautiful and I love him,PHOTOSHOPPED. Enjoy your karma CHEATER :p,?
55423,PHOTOSHOPPED. Enjoy your karma CHEATER :p,?,"the depth is all wrong, the lighting is all wrong

where's the photo of it lit up in the dark?"
55424,I bought a pumpkin for £20 and made it into a huge Cheshire Cat! He’s beautiful and I love him,I'd smash.,The pumpkin or the girl?
55425,I'd smash.,The pumpkin or the girl?,Both....at the same time.....while carving another pumpkin
55426,I'd smash.,The pumpkin or the girl?,[removed]
55427,I bought a pumpkin for £20 and made it into a huge Cheshire Cat! He’s beautiful and I love him,You look like you speak British.,"I do a bit, but only because I was born, raised and still living in England."
55428,You look like you speak British.,"I do a bit, but only because I was born, raised and still living in England.",Cheeky!
55429,I bought a pumpkin for £20 and made it into a huge Cheshire Cat! He’s beautiful and I love him,"Very few people utilize the pumpkin anus. 

Well done, 5/5 Stars.",I couldn’t resist my pumpkin’s anus
55430,"Very few people utilize the pumpkin anus. 

Well done, 5/5 Stars.",I couldn’t resist my pumpkin’s anus,"Lord knows we’ve all been there. ;)

Honestly - Awesome job!"
55431,I bought a pumpkin for £20 and made it into a huge Cheshire Cat! He’s beautiful and I love him,"Listen, I know this isn’t a roast me but - it looks like you.",why be mean if you have the option not to be?
55432,"Listen, I know this isn’t a roast me but - it looks like you.",why be mean if you have the option not to be?,Mean? If someone’s feelings got hurt than maybe the internet isn’t the place for them.
55433,I bought a pumpkin for £20 and made it into a huge Cheshire Cat! He’s beautiful and I love him,So cool awesome job,"If you’re a cool person, u/YoureARealCunt"
55434,So cool awesome job,"If you’re a cool person, u/YoureARealCunt",... what?
55435,I bought a pumpkin for £20 and made it into a huge Cheshire Cat! He’s beautiful and I love him,Autism at work,why be mean if you have the option not to be?
55436,Autism at work,why be mean if you have the option not to be?,Since when is saying autism considered an insult?
55437,I bought a pumpkin for £20 and made it into a huge Cheshire Cat! He’s beautiful and I love him,You look identical to someone who I used to know it’s crazy.,What if... I’m the person you used to know
55438,You look identical to someone who I used to know it’s crazy.,What if... I’m the person you used to know,What if...
55439,What if... I’m the person you used to know,What if...,What...... if......
55440,What if...,What...... if......,I don’t think you are but if you’re not it’s scary how much you look a like
55441,What...... if......,I don’t think you are but if you’re not it’s scary how much you look a like,What’s the name of my mystery look a like? JUST in case!
55442,I don’t think you are but if you’re not it’s scary how much you look a like,What’s the name of my mystery look a like? JUST in case!,Lucy
55443,What’s the name of my mystery look a like? JUST in case!,Lucy,Well damn I’m Lucy. Who are you?!
55444,Lucy,Well damn I’m Lucy. Who are you?!,Knew it
55445,Well damn I’m Lucy. Who are you?!,Knew it,"Reveal your identity, mystery person!"
55446,Well damn I’m Lucy. Who are you?!,Knew it,Or at least give me a clue!
55447,Knew it,Or at least give me a clue!,See my profile there’s two clues in there and then have a little peruse over to Instagram
55448,Or at least give me a clue!,See my profile there’s two clues in there and then have a little peruse over to Instagram,I’ve honestly got zero idea. What’s your insta?!
55449,"I, a human male, received a compliment from a stranger",Hey thats awesome! Might be worth asking her out!,"Thanks I think so too, and perhaps! I might be back here if I do and it goes well lol."
55450,Hey thats awesome! Might be worth asking her out!,"Thanks I think so too, and perhaps! I might be back here if I do and it goes well lol.",Haha good luck man. Hope it goes well ;D
55451,"I, a human male, received a compliment from a stranger",YES I'M ALSO A HUMAN WHO DOES HUMAN THINGS,"A compliment doesn't always mean they like you, could just mean they want your money"
55452,YES I'M ALSO A HUMAN WHO DOES HUMAN THINGS,"A compliment doesn't always mean they like you, could just mean they want your money",I don’t think baristas work commission
55453,"A compliment doesn't always mean they like you, could just mean they want your money",I don’t think baristas work commission,"Tips, yo."
55454,"I, a human male, received a compliment from a stranger","Lol I call BS 

/s","Lol, I call bs too, what the heck. Compliment does not compute"
55455,"Lol I call BS 

/s","Lol, I call bs too, what the heck. Compliment does not compute",Haha I hear ya.. I would have thought she thought I was someone else
55456,"I, a human male, received a compliment from a stranger",Congrats on the compliment sir,Gracias senior / madam :)
55457,Congrats on the compliment sir,Gracias senior / madam :),"&gt;Gracias señor / señorita :)

FTFY. Spanish is fun!"
55458,"I, a human male, received a compliment from a stranger",That's exactly what a non-human would say,"I’m not a humanoid robot built by a Martian race of reptilians, I swear."
55459,That's exactly what a non-human would say,"I’m not a humanoid robot built by a Martian race of reptilians, I swear.","Lol it's okay if you are, I won't tell"
55460,Good morning reddit. What are your plans for the day?,"Working, 5:15 until 13:08; maybe overtime after that.

Got chicken thawing out for dinner...","Those are some very specific times, may I ask what you do for work?"
55461,"Working, 5:15 until 13:08; maybe overtime after that.

Got chicken thawing out for dinner...","Those are some very specific times, may I ask what you do for work?",City bus driver
55462,"Those are some very specific times, may I ask what you do for work?",City bus driver,Ah makes sense! Cheers
55463,Good morning reddit. What are your plans for the day?,Work really. Don’t go in for 4 hours but I have trouble sleeping and it is keeping me up,"Know the feeling, hence the need to top up my sleeping pills lol"
55464,Work really. Don’t go in for 4 hours but I have trouble sleeping and it is keeping me up,"Know the feeling, hence the need to top up my sleeping pills lol",I can’t afford to go to doctors lol so no prescriptions for me
55465,Good morning reddit. What are your plans for the day?,It's evening here so I plan to go to bed. Had a good day though...,Have a good sleep
55466,It's evening here so I plan to go to bed. Had a good day though...,Have a good sleep,Thanks ill try. I also  struggle with the sleep.
55467,Have a good sleep,Thanks ill try. I also  struggle with the sleep.,"It's a bummer, I know"
55468,Good morning reddit. What are your plans for the day?,I bought a Lego Millenium Falcon and today I am going to assemble it. Couldn't be happier,Cool. I hope there are no pieces missing lol
55469,I bought a Lego Millenium Falcon and today I am going to assemble it. Couldn't be happier,Cool. I hope there are no pieces missing lol,"Me too, I bought an used set. Hope everything goes well. The seller was really careful, actually"
55470,Good morning reddit. What are your plans for the day?,I'm going to quit my job today.,Have you for something else lined up?
55471,I'm going to quit my job today.,Have you for something else lined up?,I do. It's just time for me to go.
55472,Have you for something else lined up?,I do. It's just time for me to go.,Good on you. Well done for making the leap. I hope good things come for you.
55473,I do. It's just time for me to go.,Good on you. Well done for making the leap. I hope good things come for you.,Thank you!
55474,"Cheshire Cat pumpkin carving. First time shaving a pumpkin, came out pretty good :)",That looks amazing! How long did it take you?,Mm maybe an hour and a half.. the shaving took the most part
55475,That looks amazing! How long did it take you?,Mm maybe an hour and a half.. the shaving took the most part,How does one best shave off the shell ?
55476,Mm maybe an hour and a half.. the shaving took the most part,How does one best shave off the shell ?,Do you eat your pumpkins with or without the shell
55477,How does one best shave off the shell ?,Do you eat your pumpkins with or without the shell,Show me one person who eats pumpkin with shell ?!
55478,How does one best shave off the shell ?,Do you eat your pumpkins with or without the shell,Boneless...
55479,Do you eat your pumpkins with or without the shell,Boneless...,"Boneless would mean seedless, unless you keep your bones on the surface of your body"
55480,Boneless...,"Boneless would mean seedless, unless you keep your bones on the surface of your body",Boneless cockroaches
55481,"Boneless would mean seedless, unless you keep your bones on the surface of your body",Boneless cockroaches,That’s just a flaccid cock
55482,Boneless...,"Boneless would mean seedless, unless you keep your bones on the surface of your body","I dunno man, ever heard of exoskeletons?"
55483,"Cheshire Cat pumpkin carving. First time shaving a pumpkin, came out pretty good :)",How do u get a picture on casual conversation,They are allowing images for spooky season. Just post like a regular post
55484,How do u get a picture on casual conversation,They are allowing images for spooky season. Just post like a regular post,Oh nice. I never new that
55485,I was fired from my job in March. I have an incredibly promising interview tomorrow morning.,I love your attitude. Here’s to hoping you land the job!!,Hear hear! Thank you!
55486,I love your attitude. Here’s to hoping you land the job!!,Hear hear! Thank you!,Eeep just saw your final edit- CONGRATS!!
55487,Hear hear! Thank you!,Eeep just saw your final edit- CONGRATS!!,Thank you!
55488,I was fired from my job in March. I have an incredibly promising interview tomorrow morning.,"Hey! And let us know if you get this or not, ok? Keep us updated.",Absolutely I will.
55489,"Hey! And let us know if you get this or not, ok? Keep us updated.",Absolutely I will.,Great! Good luck again!
55490,Absolutely I will.,Great! Good luck again!,Thank you!!!!
55491,Great! Good luck again!,Thank you!!!!,Yw!
55492,What gives you that feeling overwhelming feeling of happiness and peace?,Tea in the morning also going to sleep with my electric blanket,"Yooo electric blankets, that's what I'm talking about. Nothing better than being warm and cozy"
55493,Tea in the morning also going to sleep with my electric blanket,"Yooo electric blankets, that's what I'm talking about. Nothing better than being warm and cozy",Currently no power where I live and I can’t use my blanket unless I hook it up to a generator.
55494,"Yooo electric blankets, that's what I'm talking about. Nothing better than being warm and cozy",Currently no power where I live and I can’t use my blanket unless I hook it up to a generator.,"Oh man, where do you live?"
55495,Currently no power where I live and I can’t use my blanket unless I hook it up to a generator.,"Oh man, where do you live?",California is I mean at least it’s not very cold or anything
55496,"Oh man, where do you live?",California is I mean at least it’s not very cold or anything,"Oh man, you guys have a thunderstorm or something going on right now?"
55497,I made this! It's the most difficult carving I've ever done,"Borderlands psycho?? 
That’s pretty awesome!",Really? I thought it was a cp from Half-Life 2.
55498,"Borderlands psycho?? 
That’s pretty awesome!",Really? I thought it was a cp from Half-Life 2.,they do look similar. Those are my two fave games.
55499,"Borderlands psycho?? 
That’s pretty awesome!",Really? I thought it was a cp from Half-Life 2.,I just looked that up and it does look like that too
55500,Really? I thought it was a cp from Half-Life 2.,I just looked that up and it does look like that too,Two-in-one carving....NICE
55501,I made this! It's the most difficult carving I've ever done,What kind of tools do you use for this? I’ve always wondered how this is done,I used clay tools - they worked surprisingly well
55502,What kind of tools do you use for this? I’ve always wondered how this is done,I used clay tools - they worked surprisingly well,"Huh that’s interesting, nice job !"
55503,I made this! It's the most difficult carving I've ever done,"Borderlands psycho, nice! What character did you pick for BL3?","I picked Zane originally, then Amara for my second play through. I'm loving Amara"
55504,"Borderlands psycho, nice! What character did you pick for BL3?","I picked Zane originally, then Amara for my second play through. I'm loving Amara",Nice! I love Amara. I went with her first and I'm thinking of starting a Zane next myself.
55505,"I picked Zane originally, then Amara for my second play through. I'm loving Amara",Nice! I love Amara. I went with her first and I'm thinking of starting a Zane next myself.,"I loved Zane too, he has some amazing grenade abilities"
55506,Nice! I love Amara. I went with her first and I'm thinking of starting a Zane next myself.,"I loved Zane too, he has some amazing grenade abilities",I can't wait. Should I look up builds or just go with my gut?
55507,I saved someone's life this morning...,Things always happen for a reason!! Thank you for stopping!!,"I never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad I didn't have a snow day today."
55508,Things always happen for a reason!! Thank you for stopping!!,"I never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad I didn't have a snow day today.",I’m sure she is too!!
55509,I saved someone's life this morning...,Wow I didn’t know high schoolers could drive!,I myself am a high schooler.
55510,Wow I didn’t know high schoolers could drive!,I myself am a high schooler., you can get your license as a sophomore
55511,I myself am a high schooler., you can get your license as a sophomore,Perfect!
55512,I saved someone's life this morning...,"""Guess ill just hang out here and freeze to death""

Lol fake story.",Ok boomer
55513,"""Guess ill just hang out here and freeze to death""

Lol fake story.",Ok boomer,Actually the boomers are the ones who believe in this kind of crap
55514,"""Guess ill just hang out here and freeze to death""

Lol fake story.",Ok boomer,Fuck off you gullible faggot
55515,Today could possibly change the rest of my life.,Thanks everyone!,Let us know how it went.
55516,Thanks everyone!,Let us know how it went.,I got the job!!
55517,Let us know how it went.,I got the job!!,"Daaamn niiice, happy for you. Good luck working there ;)"
55518,Today could possibly change the rest of my life.,Tell us how it went okay?,I got the job!!
55519,Tell us how it went okay?,I got the job!!,OHHHHH CONGRATS!!!
55520,Today could possibly change the rest of my life.,"How did the interview go?

I hope you will get the job!",I got the job!!
55521,"How did the interview go?

I hope you will get the job!",I got the job!!,"Nice, congrats dude!!! :D"
55522,"How did the interview go?

I hope you will get the job!",I got the job!!,"WOAH! Can't believe it's been a month--A bit late to the party but, congrats man!"
55523,Today could possibly change the rest of my life.,Hey how's it going? Did you make it?,"We unfortunately had to reschedule for Monday, he had unavoidable car issues on the way. :/"
55524,Hey how's it going? Did you make it?,"We unfortunately had to reschedule for Monday, he had unavoidable car issues on the way. :/",Aw no :( that sucks
55525,The 2010’s are ENDING?!?,"Man, these transitions just feel blasé when you remember a millennium change. 

...I feel old.","I was born 4 months before the millenium change, I remember it like any baby would"
55526,"Man, these transitions just feel blasé when you remember a millennium change. 

...I feel old.","I was born 4 months before the millenium change, I remember it like any baby would",1999?
55527,"I was born 4 months before the millenium change, I remember it like any baby would",1999?,No 1BC
55528,The 2010’s are ENDING?!?,Yupp we are soon living in the twenties,"Terrifying! Idk about u, but I’m certainly not ready."
55529,Yupp we are soon living in the twenties,"Terrifying! Idk about u, but I’m certainly not ready.",How does one get “ready” for a new decade? Life just goes on as it did before
55530,The 2010’s are ENDING?!?,Yupp we are soon living in the twenties,time for another economic collapse
55531,Yupp we are soon living in the twenties,time for another economic collapse,This is what I'm looking forward to!
55532,time for another economic collapse,This is what I'm looking forward to!,I'm gonna buy the fuck out of that dip
55533,This is what I'm looking forward to!,I'm gonna buy the fuck out of that dip,Just make sure you have enough chips
55534,I'm gonna buy the fuck out of that dip,Just make sure you have enough chips,Or just a spoon.
55535,Yupp we are soon living in the twenties,time for another economic collapse,We're earlier than last time...
55536,Yupp we are soon living in the twenties,time for another economic collapse,honestly it seems pretty feasible
55537,Yupp we are soon living in the twenties,time for another economic collapse,Time to prepare for war! One decade away
55538,time for another economic collapse,Time to prepare for war! One decade away,Wait until you hear about WWI.
55539,time for another economic collapse,Time to prepare for war! One decade away,I thought 'democratic' countries don't go to war with each other
55540,Time to prepare for war! One decade away,I thought 'democratic' countries don't go to war with each other,Nah
55541,time for another economic collapse,Time to prepare for war! One decade away,"Just like the recession, this is scarily likely"
55542,Yupp we are soon living in the twenties,time for another economic collapse,Well technically we have 9 years of boom before the bust
55543,Yupp we are soon living in the twenties,time for another economic collapse,Hooray
55544,The 2010’s are ENDING?!?,"Yeah, I know how ya feel. I could probably count all my memories from 2000's on my fingers...",That’s a lot of fingers to count
55545,"Yeah, I know how ya feel. I could probably count all my memories from 2000's on my fingers...",That’s a lot of fingers to count,Less than 10.
55546,The 2010’s are ENDING?!?,"If you say 10 years ago I still think you mean '98 man, it's insane how fast time flies",I have to remind myself that the 2010s aren't cyberpunk near-future science fiction
55547,"If you say 10 years ago I still think you mean '98 man, it's insane how fast time flies",I have to remind myself that the 2010s aren't cyberpunk near-future science fiction,"Wait, they’re not?!"
55548,The 2010’s are ENDING?!?,# woah a decade passed and i still want to die,"But you won't. So, better want to live well."
55549,# woah a decade passed and i still want to die,"But you won't. So, better want to live well.",i don't even know why i wake up and to what purpose but ok better suffer more
55550,The 2010’s are ENDING?!?,Let's never talk about 2016.,it's not done yet.  let's first find a way out and then close the chapter.
55551,Let's never talk about 2016.,it's not done yet.  let's first find a way out and then close the chapter.,I sure hope  so
55552,The 2010’s are ENDING?!?,"No no no,  I'm pretty sure it's still 2012.",I think we all entered some weird alternate reality in either 2012 or 2016
55553,"No no no,  I'm pretty sure it's still 2012.",I think we all entered some weird alternate reality in either 2012 or 2016,We all died in the 2012 apocalypse.  This is just purgatory lol
55554,The 2010’s are ENDING?!?,But remember how the 20s ended?,The Great Depression &amp; the rise of history's most vile dictators
55555,But remember how the 20s ended?,The Great Depression &amp; the rise of history's most vile dictators,"Yeah... I’m just saying, if it’s just like the roaring 20s we’re in deep shit"
55556,The 2010’s are ENDING?!?,"Yeah its crazy, im gonna miss the 2010s",I'm not. The 2010's were pretty rough for me. Lotta good personal development tho
55557,"Yeah its crazy, im gonna miss the 2010s",I'm not. The 2010's were pretty rough for me. Lotta good personal development tho,"Oof hope you're better now, friend"
55558,I'm not. The 2010's were pretty rough for me. Lotta good personal development tho,"Oof hope you're better now, friend","Oh, I'm getting there. It's a journey."
55559,Brown eyes are underrated,This is a fucking boost and a half thanks man,Bro anytime bro. Very cool username
55560,This is a fucking boost and a half thanks man,Bro anytime bro. Very cool username,"ABOUT A WEEK AGO

I FUCKED YOUR NANA"
55561,This is a fucking boost and a half thanks man,Bro anytime bro. Very cool username,I like your username too
55562,This is a fucking boost and a half thanks man,Bro anytime bro. Very cool username,Where you been all my life
55563,Brown eyes are underrated,"Purple eyes? lulz 

But ok I can get into brown eye appreciation, all right.",Purple eyes bro its a thing
55564,"Purple eyes? lulz 

But ok I can get into brown eye appreciation, all right.",Purple eyes bro its a thing,"In some distant alien galaxy, yes."
55565,Brown eyes are underrated,I had blue eyes for about 2 weeks when I was born but love my deep brown eyes and thank you,"Everyone has blue eyes when being born, not just you, bud. Lol."
55566,I had blue eyes for about 2 weeks when I was born but love my deep brown eyes and thank you,"Everyone has blue eyes when being born, not just you, bud. Lol.","Lol I know, my oldest, her eyes switched at about a year"
55567,"Everyone has blue eyes when being born, not just you, bud. Lol.","Lol I know, my oldest, her eyes switched at about a year","Yep, that's how it works for some reason. Blue eyes until they change or don't after all."
55568,I've decided to stop smoking weed permanently.,"I don't think that has to do with weed, it sounds like you were in a deep sleep.",Yeah and ordinarily I am not a deep sleeper except when I'm stoned.
55569,"I don't think that has to do with weed, it sounds like you were in a deep sleep.",Yeah and ordinarily I am not a deep sleeper except when I'm stoned.,"And that deep stoned sleep you’re getting, isn’t even better sleep. You wake up even more groggy"
55570,I've decided to stop smoking weed permanently.,You're cool,You're funny
55571,You're cool,You're funny,Thank you
55572,A girl at work called me cute,"That's adorable!

Glad you felt appreciated and happy op. Have a great day :)",Thank you so much! Have a great week! 😀
55573,"That's adorable!

Glad you felt appreciated and happy op. Have a great day :)",Thank you so much! Have a great week! 😀,Anytime op! We all need some positivity :)
55574,A girl at work called me cute,"Go for it man, life’s short! What’s her name?","I wish I could say but I don't feel comfortable sharing, sorry."
55575,"Go for it man, life’s short! What’s her name?","I wish I could say but I don't feel comfortable sharing, sorry.","It's Mulva, isn't it?"
55576,"I wish I could say but I don't feel comfortable sharing, sorry.","It's Mulva, isn't it?",Dang you have got me all figured out haven't you. ;)
55577,"I wish I could say but I don't feel comfortable sharing, sorry.","It's Mulva, isn't it?",Always go for the hail Mary name Guess :D that one time you guess correctly...
55578,A girl at work called me cute,Updates?,She's left me on read rn. Will update you when i work again on thursday
55579,Updates?,She's left me on read rn. Will update you when i work again on thursday,Don't worry she'll probably reply soon
55580,Updates?,She's left me on read rn. Will update you when i work again on thursday,i felt that
55581,She's left me on read rn. Will update you when i work again on thursday,i felt that,"Trust me, I did too"
55582,Updates?,She's left me on read rn. Will update you when i work again on thursday,"What does ""left me on read rn"" mean?"
55583,I’m pregnant!,Congratulation! I wish you the best of luck :),Thank you so much 🥰
55584,Congratulation! I wish you the best of luck :),Thank you so much 🥰,No problem ;) Have you figured out the name?
55585,I’m pregnant!,"Hi Pregnant, i'm dad",don't tell u/stacyregan2016 's boyfriend!
55586,"Hi Pregnant, i'm dad",don't tell u/stacyregan2016 's boyfriend!,Lmao
55587,"Hi Pregnant, i'm dad",don't tell u/stacyregan2016 's boyfriend!,😂😂😂
55588,Sugar Drinks Make Me Sick Now,r/hydrohomies,you've opened my eyes bro
55589,r/hydrohomies,you've opened my eyes bro,Hell yeah. Came to link the same place. Hail hydro!
55590,r/hydrohomies,you've opened my eyes bro,"May you see, homie"
55591,r/hydrohomies,you've opened my eyes bro,[removed]
55592,Sugar Drinks Make Me Sick Now,r/hydrohomies,Is this less slut version of r/waterslut?
55593,r/hydrohomies,Is this less slut version of r/waterslut?,what in sweet baby rays name is that
55594,r/hydrohomies,Is this less slut version of r/waterslut?,Goddamn how have I never known of that subs existence?
55595,Is this less slut version of r/waterslut?,Goddamn how have I never known of that subs existence?,Gotta venture deep into the abyss of weird subreddit for it
55596,I'm getting on a public bus alone for the first time tomorrow :D,Bring headphones if that wasn’t obvious already,And a book
55597,Bring headphones if that wasn’t obvious already,And a book,Correct
55598,I'm getting on a public bus alone for the first time tomorrow :D,"How old are ""old people"" to you?","They were wrinkly, slow and had either no or white hair"
55599,"How old are ""old people"" to you?","They were wrinkly, slow and had either no or white hair",They all have great stories too
55600,I'm getting on a public bus alone for the first time tomorrow :D,Which country do live in OP?,England lmao
55601,Which country do live in OP?,England lmao,wait a minute do u take the K3
55602,England lmao,wait a minute do u take the K3,Nope lol
55603,I'm getting on a public bus alone for the first time tomorrow :D,Did you thank the bus driver on your way out?,Hell yeah of course bro
55604,Did you thank the bus driver on your way out?,Hell yeah of course bro,Good job. You are truly a person worthy of the privilege of riding the bus
55605,Happy Diwali to everyone!,desi gang :),Hell yes:-) Happy Diwali
55606,desi gang :),Hell yes:-) Happy Diwali,"Thank you, a very happy Diwali to you also :))"
55607,Happy Diwali to everyone!,we call it tihar over here but the same. greeting to you too,Oh really? Where are you from if you don't mind me asking?
55608,we call it tihar over here but the same. greeting to you too,Oh really? Where are you from if you don't mind me asking?,from the north
55609,Oh really? Where are you from if you don't mind me asking?,from the north,"Oh alright alright,well greetings to you no matter where you're from!"
55610,Happy Diwali to everyone!,Happy Diwali,Same to you!!
55611,Happy Diwali,Same to you!!,Yup
55612,I just came out to my boyfriend and he wasn’t mad!!,"&gt; “Oh yeah I’ve known for a while now I could tell haha” 

Hol up",Haha when I asked how he was like “because of the way you talk about girls” lmao
55613,"&gt; “Oh yeah I’ve known for a while now I could tell haha” 

Hol up",Haha when I asked how he was like “because of the way you talk about girls” lmao,"I guess ""Oh my God look at her she's so cute"" isn't a ""straight woman"" thing to say??"
55614,"&gt; “Oh yeah I’ve known for a while now I could tell haha” 

Hol up",Haha when I asked how he was like “because of the way you talk about girls” lmao,"You, watching avengers: “Babe look at black widows *Phat Ass!*”

Him: oh she goes both ways"
55615,I just came out to my boyfriend and he wasn’t mad!!,"/r/bisexual welcomes you. We have lemon bars, bad posture, and *lots* of support!",Don’t forget finger guns and cuffed everything
55616,"/r/bisexual welcomes you. We have lemon bars, bad posture, and *lots* of support!",Don’t forget finger guns and cuffed everything,So THATS how he could tell XD
55617,I just came out to my boyfriend and he wasn’t mad!!,"Hey,

Just a reminder to be nice and don't be creepy. 

Thanks!",Oh no...what have people been saying???
55618,"Hey,

Just a reminder to be nice and don't be creepy. 

Thanks!",Oh no...what have people been saying???,Take a guess lol
55619,Oh no...what have people been saying???,Take a guess lol,"Just saw, yeah what the heck no"
55620,Take a guess lol,"Just saw, yeah what the heck no",If you see any you should totes report them.
55621,I just came out to my boyfriend and he wasn’t mad!!,"Hey,

Just a reminder to be nice and don't be creepy. 

Thanks!",I love your user flair lol
55622,"Hey,

Just a reminder to be nice and don't be creepy. 

Thanks!",I love your user flair lol,"hah, why."
55623,I love your user flair lol,"hah, why.","I mean, you’re putting out there that you made the sub while also kind of being funny about it."
55624,"hah, why.","I mean, you’re putting out there that you made the sub while also kind of being funny about it.",you should give yourself a flair
55625,"I mean, you’re putting out there that you made the sub while also kind of being funny about it.",you should give yourself a flair,"Oh! I thought that I didn’t have control over it in this sub, okay, I’ll add one"
55626,you should give yourself a flair,"Oh! I thought that I didn’t have control over it in this sub, okay, I’ll add one",I wonder if theres an ace flag flair
55627,"Oh! I thought that I didn’t have control over it in this sub, okay, I’ll add one",I wonder if theres an ace flag flair,"No, but you can make a custom one!"
55628,"I mean, you’re putting out there that you made the sub while also kind of being funny about it.",you should give yourself a flair,"Not very many people have them, but yay I gave myself one"
55629,you should give yourself a flair,"Not very many people have them, but yay I gave myself one",btw if youre on old.reddit they look cooler. On new reddit or the app they are boring.
55630,"Not very many people have them, but yay I gave myself one",btw if youre on old.reddit they look cooler. On new reddit or the app they are boring.,Okay thanks
55631,you should give yourself a flair,"Not very many people have them, but yay I gave myself one",How do you add personal flairs? Can you do it on the app?
55632,"I mean, you’re putting out there that you made the sub while also kind of being funny about it.",you should give yourself a flair,Muahahaha
55633,you should give yourself a flair,Muahahaha,What's so funny
55634,Muahahaha,What's so funny,I copied your flair
55635,What's so funny,I copied your flair,But that's illegal
55636,I copied your flair,But that's illegal,"Hey, stop arguing with me. Don't you know that I made this subreddit? It says it right there."
55637,But that's illegal,"Hey, stop arguing with me. Don't you know that I made this subreddit? It says it right there.",:| sorry pls no ban
55638,"Hey, stop arguing with me. Don't you know that I made this subreddit? It says it right there.",:| sorry pls no ban,Apology accepted
55639,I just came out to my boyfriend and he wasn’t mad!!,"Hey,

Just a reminder to be nice and don't be creepy. 

Thanks!",Nice flair
55640,"Hey,

Just a reminder to be nice and don't be creepy. 

Thanks!",Nice flair,Thanks
55641,I just came out to my boyfriend and he wasn’t mad!!,"Hey,

Just a reminder to be nice and don't be creepy. 

Thanks!",Do comments like this actually stop the creeps?
55642,"Hey,

Just a reminder to be nice and don't be creepy. 

Thanks!",Do comments like this actually stop the creeps?,"No, but at least they can't hide under the excuse of ""I didn't know I shouldn't be creepy..."""
55643,I just came out to my boyfriend and he wasn’t mad!!,"Hey,

Just a reminder to be nice and don't be creepy. 

Thanks!",nice flair
55644,"Hey,

Just a reminder to be nice and don't be creepy. 

Thanks!",nice flair,Thanks
55645,I just came out to my boyfriend and he wasn’t mad!!,I kinda hope my girl comes out to me now....lmao,Why’s that
55646,I kinda hope my girl comes out to me now....lmao,Why’s that,Guess.
55647,Stepping out of my comfort zone... going to a party all alone and I'm excited AF,"You are going to have an awesome time!

I would love to hear how it went, you must let us know!",I updated. Tl;dr - I had a great time. ;)
55648,"You are going to have an awesome time!

I would love to hear how it went, you must let us know!",I updated. Tl;dr - I had a great time. ;),"Absolutely AWESOME! You made my day, I'm so happy you had a great time! 

Have a good rest!"
55649,Stepping out of my comfort zone... going to a party all alone and I'm excited AF,I’m going to a party alone tonight too! Sending you good vibes!,How did it go
55650,I’m going to a party alone tonight too! Sending you good vibes!,How did it go,I updated the post.
55651,How did it go,I updated the post.,No i mean the commenter i replied to
55652,Stepping out of my comfort zone... going to a party all alone and I'm excited AF,How long does it usually take for partying?,I updated. ;)
55653,How long does it usually take for partying?,I updated. ;),😁😬😬😬
55654,I updated. ;),😁😬😬😬,;)
55655,Stepping out of my comfort zone... going to a party all alone and I'm excited AF,"good for you. whether you had fun or not, at least you were brave!",Thank you. It was terrifying at first but I don't regret it. I had a blast. :)
55656,"good for you. whether you had fun or not, at least you were brave!",Thank you. It was terrifying at first but I don't regret it. I had a blast. :),awesome!
55657,I put an end to my addiction to heroin 1 month and 16 days ago!,Never look back!  Congrats for getting over a month!!!,Thanks I never will! It was a horrendous time but i feel better than ever!
55658,Never look back!  Congrats for getting over a month!!!,Thanks I never will! It was a horrendous time but i feel better than ever!,Congratulations! It only gets easier with time. Keep good support around you and keep it up!
55659,I put an end to my addiction to heroin 1 month and 16 days ago!,Congratulations! You're so strong. I hope one day I can achieve the same goal as you.,Its alot of effort but I promise it's worth it
55660,Congratulations! You're so strong. I hope one day I can achieve the same goal as you.,Its alot of effort but I promise it's worth it,Thank you. 💛
55661,I put an end to my addiction to heroin 1 month and 16 days ago!,Congratulations! You're so strong. I hope one day I can achieve the same goal as you.,How are they so strong?  They're a junkie seeking validation on Reddit.
55662,Congratulations! You're so strong. I hope one day I can achieve the same goal as you.,How are they so strong?  They're a junkie seeking validation on Reddit.,Asshole. Who cares where you get validation?
55663,How are they so strong?  They're a junkie seeking validation on Reddit.,Asshole. Who cares where you get validation?,Just don't see how this make you brave and strong.
55664,The Problem with Immortality,This was freaking cool to think about,"The manga &gt;!Fire Punch 👊!&lt; has this as the plot and even ends the same way, prety cool 😎"
55665,This was freaking cool to think about,"The manga &gt;!Fire Punch 👊!&lt; has this as the plot and even ends the same way, prety cool 😎",Why put a spoiler tag on the name of the manga instead of actual spoilers for the ending
55666,"The manga &gt;!Fire Punch 👊!&lt; has this as the plot and even ends the same way, prety cool 😎",Why put a spoiler tag on the name of the manga instead of actual spoilers for the ending,Haha good point!
55667,"The manga &gt;!Fire Punch 👊!&lt; has this as the plot and even ends the same way, prety cool 😎",Why put a spoiler tag on the name of the manga instead of actual spoilers for the ending,Done 👍
55668,This was freaking cool to think about,"The manga &gt;!Fire Punch 👊!&lt; has this as the plot and even ends the same way, prety cool 😎",[deleted]
55669,This was freaking cool to think about,"The manga &gt;!Fire Punch 👊!&lt; has this as the plot and even ends the same way, prety cool 😎","I’m interested in that series now, thanks for this"
55670,This was freaking cool to think about,"The manga &gt;!Fire Punch 👊!&lt; has this as the plot and even ends the same way, prety cool 😎",What the fuck was that first chapter?
55671,This was freaking cool to think about,"The manga &gt;!Fire Punch 👊!&lt; has this as the plot and even ends the same way, prety cool 😎",How did you do that?
55672,"The manga &gt;!Fire Punch 👊!&lt; has this as the plot and even ends the same way, prety cool 😎",How did you do that?,\&gt;!spoiler!&lt; 👍
55673,How did you do that?,\&gt;!spoiler!&lt; 👍,Thanks &gt;! spoiler!&lt; Like this?
55674,\&gt;!spoiler!&lt; 👍,Thanks &gt;! spoiler!&lt; Like this?,Remove the space and it should work ☺
55675,This was freaking cool to think about,"The manga &gt;!Fire Punch 👊!&lt; has this as the plot and even ends the same way, prety cool 😎",Where can I read it?
55676,This was freaking cool to think about,"The manga &gt;!Fire Punch 👊!&lt; has this as the plot and even ends the same way, prety cool 😎","Hooman, You again?!"
55677,The Problem with Immortality,This was fucking awesome,Nice username
55678,This was fucking awesome,Nice username,Same to you!
55679,This was fucking awesome,Nice username,let it gooooooo!
55680,Nice username,let it gooooooo!,never
55681,The Problem with Immortality,"I would try to research ""The cure of death"" and maybe i wont be the only inmortal here.",My cure is most effective.
55682,"I would try to research ""The cure of death"" and maybe i wont be the only inmortal here.",My cure is most effective.,#SCP HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. MOBILE TASK FORCE HAS BEEN ALERTED.
55683,The Problem with Immortality,I see you have also read hitchhikers guide,And Dracula.
55684,I see you have also read hitchhikers guide,And Dracula.,and askreddit
55685,I see you have also read hitchhikers guide,And Dracula.,Reminds me of Castlevania on Netflix. God damn that show was so good.
55686,The Problem with Immortality,"Holy shit, that was quite the ride",You would like the movie 'A Man From Earth' maybe
55687,"Holy shit, that was quite the ride",You would like the movie 'A Man From Earth' maybe,"Ooh! Thanks for the rec, I'll definitely be checking that out!!"
55688,The Problem with Immortality,"Sir, this is a Wendy's.",Can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
55689,"Sir, this is a Wendy's.",Can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh,Chicky nuggy
55690,"Sir, this is a Wendy's.",Can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh,Frosty and baked potato
55691,Can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh,Frosty and baked potato,Frosty machine broke
55692,Frosty and baked potato,Frosty machine broke,Ok then just the potato. Just have it ready for when I cone to pick it up.
55693,The Problem with Immortality,"Beautiful,thanks for sharing!","If you liked this, watch the movie 'A Man From Earth'"
55694,"Beautiful,thanks for sharing!","If you liked this, watch the movie 'A Man From Earth'",Thanks i will check it out!
55695,The Problem with Immortality,"Eventually, Kars stopped thinking.",I scrolled down for too long trying to find the JoJo reference lol
55696,"Eventually, Kars stopped thinking.",I scrolled down for too long trying to find the JoJo reference lol,Same
55697,I scrolled down for too long trying to find the JoJo reference lol,Same,Me too
55698,The Problem with Immortality,This should be published as a book.,Seems a little bit short for a book.
55699,This should be published as a book.,Seems a little bit short for a book.,Article?
55700,The Problem with Immortality,Just do what the ultimate life form did in JoJo shut down your mind,Eventually Kars just stopped thinking
55701,Just do what the ultimate life form did in JoJo shut down your mind,Eventually Kars just stopped thinking,Exactly
55702,The Problem with Immortality,What would 1$ with 5% compound interest be over 1000 years?,"&gt; $ 1,546,318,920,731,992,784,896.00
&gt; 
&gt; (1.05^1000) *1"
55703,What would 1$ with 5% compound interest be over 1000 years?,"&gt; $ 1,546,318,920,731,992,784,896.00
&gt; 
&gt; (1.05^1000) *1",Holy fuck that's a lot of money.
55704,The Problem with Immortality,"Yep, exactly why immortality is fuckin dumb. Only an idiot would want to live forever","From this thread, it very much depends on the terms and conditions..."
55705,"Yep, exactly why immortality is fuckin dumb. Only an idiot would want to live forever","From this thread, it very much depends on the terms and conditions...","I mean, theres only one term and condition and its living forever. Thats what immortality is."
55706,I work with a doctor who is wild about sweets and loves food (healthily). I think I found out why tonight and it nearly made me shed a tear.,Wholesome,Wholesome is what we’re here for in this sub.
55707,Wholesome,Wholesome is what we’re here for in this sub.,"Definitely, thanks :)"
55708,I told a girl I could see her underwear through her leggings,Thanks for being awesome!,I try! It made me feel so happy lol
55709,Thanks for being awesome!,I try! It made me feel so happy lol,I have. I’m one that does it regularly too but I’ve never met another until you!
55710,I told a girl I could see her underwear through her leggings,A good samaritan you are!!,I try my best :)
55711,A good samaritan you are!!,I try my best :),You best should be enough.
55712,I want to savor my Cake with all of you ... Describe the best dessert that you have ever had,"Haagen dazs salted caramel ice cream bars.

Sweet heaven.",Absolutely! By far the best ice cream bar out there
55713,"Haagen dazs salted caramel ice cream bars.

Sweet heaven.",Absolutely! By far the best ice cream bar out there,Shortly followed by mint magnums.
55714,I've reached my goal weight of 112pounds !!,Congrats! how did you do it?,"Just counting calories and exorcizing, the good old fashioned way :)"
55715,Congrats! how did you do it?,"Just counting calories and exorcizing, the good old fashioned way :)",Good on you! Didn't realize beating ghosts/demons away was the key ;)
55716,"Just counting calories and exorcizing, the good old fashioned way :)",Good on you! Didn't realize beating ghosts/demons away was the key ;),"Oh hahahaha I am awful at spelling, but yes I must say it works up a sweat 😉"
55717,Good on you! Didn't realize beating ghosts/demons away was the key ;),"Oh hahahaha I am awful at spelling, but yes I must say it works up a sweat 😉",nice. make sure to stay healthy!
55718,"Oh hahahaha I am awful at spelling, but yes I must say it works up a sweat 😉",nice. make sure to stay healthy!,of course :) thanks
55719,I've reached my goal weight of 112pounds !!,how tall are you?,5'4 🌱
55720,how tall are you?,5'4 🌱,"I’m 5’3” and my healthy range from a doctor told me it’s 125-130 

110 seems like anorexia"
55721,5'4 🌱,"I’m 5’3” and my healthy range from a doctor told me it’s 125-130 

110 seems like anorexia",Different people have different bodies. Its more than just the number on a scale
55722,5'4 🌱,"I’m 5’3” and my healthy range from a doctor told me it’s 125-130 

110 seems like anorexia",It’s fine I’m healthy
55723,5'4 🌱,"I’m 5’3” and my healthy range from a doctor told me it’s 125-130 

110 seems like anorexia","Their BMI is 19.2, which means it is a  healthy weight for them"
55724,"I’m 5’3” and my healthy range from a doctor told me it’s 125-130 

110 seems like anorexia","Their BMI is 19.2, which means it is a  healthy weight for them",That’s on the edge 5 more pounds and she would be underweight
55725,"I’m 5’3” and my healthy range from a doctor told me it’s 125-130 

110 seems like anorexia","Their BMI is 19.2, which means it is a  healthy weight for them",A BMI of over 20 is the new guideline for ‘minimum healthy BMI’ actually.
55726,5'4 🌱,"I’m 5’3” and my healthy range from a doctor told me it’s 125-130 

110 seems like anorexia","I’m 5’4 and at a healthy weight of 112. Some people have larger bones, more muscle, etc"
55727,Best hug I've had in years.,Omg this made me tear up 😭 So beautiful,Me too. I got to my room and let's just say I had to clean my glasses a few times.
55728,Omg this made me tear up 😭 So beautiful,Me too. I got to my room and let's just say I had to clean my glasses a few times.,Aw! It was very thoughtful of you to do that. You made someone really happy. ❤️
55729,Me too. I got to my room and let's just say I had to clean my glasses a few times.,Aw! It was very thoughtful of you to do that. You made someone really happy. ❤️,Thank you for your kind words 😘
55730,Best hug I've had in years.,"You made someone's day. Good on you, Johnny-Holiday.",Thank you. It was a wake-up call that reminds me how much I have benefitted from kindness.
55731,"You made someone's day. Good on you, Johnny-Holiday.",Thank you. It was a wake-up call that reminds me how much I have benefitted from kindness.,"Pass it on, when you can - it makes the world a nicer place to live in."
55732,Thank you. It was a wake-up call that reminds me how much I have benefitted from kindness.,"Pass it on, when you can - it makes the world a nicer place to live in.",So say we all!
55733,Thank you. It was a wake-up call that reminds me how much I have benefitted from kindness.,"Pass it on, when you can - it makes the world a nicer place to live in.",This!!!!
55734,Best hug I've had in years.,"Tell Alvin I have $80 and would love a pure, heart-felt hug from him.",That is an awesome sentiment and comment brother.
55735,"Tell Alvin I have $80 and would love a pure, heart-felt hug from him.",That is an awesome sentiment and comment brother.,I will pay Alvin next month rent for a heart felt hug from him
55736,Best hug I've had in years.,"Tell Alvin I have $80 and would love a pure, heart-felt hug from him.",Alvin should become a hug whore and charge $80 per hug
55737,"Tell Alvin I have $80 and would love a pure, heart-felt hug from him.",Alvin should become a hug whore and charge $80 per hug,"hug buddy
: )"
55738,Alvin should become a hug whore and charge $80 per hug,"hug buddy
: )",Better use of words then comment before
55739,"Tell Alvin I have $80 and would love a pure, heart-felt hug from him.",Alvin should become a hug whore and charge $80 per hug,He’s always being undercut by those free hugs people
55740,Alvin should become a hug whore and charge $80 per hug,He’s always being undercut by those free hugs people,Sometimes you have to pay for quality.
55741,"Tell Alvin I have $80 and would love a pure, heart-felt hug from him.",Alvin should become a hug whore and charge $80 per hug,I do happen to have a soft spot for whores and hugs :)
55742,I am an independent musician. I have been working on making a premiere album for a year and a half. I am disabled and don't get out and had no idea if people would like my music or not. Sixteen hours later 600 people had listened to it! =)))))),Really liked the song. Hope I can hear you on Spotify,Give me like an hour or so.
55743,Really liked the song. Hope I can hear you on Spotify,Give me like an hour or so.,Niceeee definitely going to download your album!! Sounds great man you have a unique sound imo
55744,Give me like an hour or so.,Niceeee definitely going to download your album!! Sounds great man you have a unique sound imo,Thank you very much for listening!
55745,Really liked the song. Hope I can hear you on Spotify,Give me like an hour or so.,[removed]
55746,Really liked the song. Hope I can hear you on Spotify,Give me like an hour or so.,Remind me! 5 days
55747,I am an independent musician. I have been working on making a premiere album for a year and a half. I am disabled and don't get out and had no idea if people would like my music or not. Sixteen hours later 600 people had listened to it! =)))))),Is this available of Apple music?,"It will be available on Apple Music in 3-5 business days, sorry for the inconvenience!"
55748,Is this available of Apple music?,"It will be available on Apple Music in 3-5 business days, sorry for the inconvenience!",Oh it's cool. This is just simply great :) Thank you for this :)
55749,"It will be available on Apple Music in 3-5 business days, sorry for the inconvenience!",Oh it's cool. This is just simply great :) Thank you for this :),Thank you very much!
55750,I am an independent musician. I have been working on making a premiere album for a year and a half. I am disabled and don't get out and had no idea if people would like my music or not. Sixteen hours later 600 people had listened to it! =)))))),Is this available of Apple music?,Happy Cake Day btw.
55751,Is this available of Apple music?,Happy Cake Day btw.,Ah thanks! :)
55752,I am an independent musician. I have been working on making a premiere album for a year and a half. I am disabled and don't get out and had no idea if people would like my music or not. Sixteen hours later 600 people had listened to it! =)))))),"Feel free to sing to me for the rest of your life, thanks.","Haha thank you, if you're ever in Wroclaw I'll play you a song."
55753,"Feel free to sing to me for the rest of your life, thanks.","Haha thank you, if you're ever in Wroclaw I'll play you a song.","Well, now I've just got to get to Wroclaw from Toronto - I'd sit on a ten hour flight for this."
55754,I am an independent musician. I have been working on making a premiere album for a year and a half. I am disabled and don't get out and had no idea if people would like my music or not. Sixteen hours later 600 people had listened to it! =)))))),That's really awesome! Best of luck,Thank you very much!
55755,That's really awesome! Best of luck,Thank you very much!,I love the fact that you take time to thank everyone personally!
55756,Thank you very much!,I love the fact that you take time to thank everyone personally!,Thank you very much! My grandma taught me manners!
55757,I love the fact that you take time to thank everyone personally!,Thank you very much! My grandma taught me manners!,"Well, she thought you very well :)"
55758,I am an independent musician. I have been working on making a premiere album for a year and a half. I am disabled and don't get out and had no idea if people would like my music or not. Sixteen hours later 600 people had listened to it! =)))))),"That's great!
Do you play left handed or right handed guitar?
I play lefty...",Right handed guitar.
55759,"That's great!
Do you play left handed or right handed guitar?
I play lefty...",Right handed guitar.,Cool.
55760,I am an independent musician. I have been working on making a premiere album for a year and a half. I am disabled and don't get out and had no idea if people would like my music or not. Sixteen hours later 600 people had listened to it! =)))))),Jesus Christ man this is some good shit,Thank you very much!
55761,Jesus Christ man this is some good shit,Thank you very much!,Do you mind me asking what your set up is? The sound is just so clear
55762,I am an independent musician. I have been working on making a premiere album for a year and a half. I am disabled and don't get out and had no idea if people would like my music or not. Sixteen hours later 600 people had listened to it! =)))))),I love it - you have a great sound. Please keep making more music!,Thank you very much! If your username is a reference to Cake I love Cake! (The Band lol)
55763,I love it - you have a great sound. Please keep making more music!,Thank you very much! If your username is a reference to Cake I love Cake! (The Band lol),"Not at all, I was probably just thinking about cake when I made it!"
55764,I am an independent musician. I have been working on making a premiere album for a year and a half. I am disabled and don't get out and had no idea if people would like my music or not. Sixteen hours later 600 people had listened to it! =)))))),What great music! Reminds me of a band named Kuricoder quartet with the smoothing mellow sounds,I am learning so many new bands today! I am making a list to look all of them up!
55765,What great music! Reminds me of a band named Kuricoder quartet with the smoothing mellow sounds,I am learning so many new bands today! I am making a list to look all of them up!,Keep up the great work! Let us know when everything is up on other platforms
55766,I am an independent musician. I have been working on making a premiere album for a year and a half. I am disabled and don't get out and had no idea if people would like my music or not. Sixteen hours later 600 people had listened to it! =)))))),This 100% needs to be in a Wes Anderson sound track.,I was thinking it sounded like a soundtrack to some cool independent movie.
55767,This 100% needs to be in a Wes Anderson sound track.,I was thinking it sounded like a soundtrack to some cool independent movie.,Thank you so much for your kind words!
55768,I am an independent musician. I have been working on making a premiere album for a year and a half. I am disabled and don't get out and had no idea if people would like my music or not. Sixteen hours later 600 people had listened to it! =)))))),Aw your music and voice are absolutely amazing ❤️,Thank you so much for the kind words and support! &lt;3
55769,Aw your music and voice are absolutely amazing ❤️,Thank you so much for the kind words and support! &lt;3,Can you DM me when your music is out on Spotify? :)
55770,Thank you so much for the kind words and support! &lt;3,Can you DM me when your music is out on Spotify? :),"Thank you, I will!"
55771,I am an independent musician. I have been working on making a premiere album for a year and a half. I am disabled and don't get out and had no idea if people would like my music or not. Sixteen hours later 600 people had listened to it! =)))))),your music is beautiful and intimate .. gets right into the heart.,Thank you very much for your kind words!
55772,your music is beautiful and intimate .. gets right into the heart.,Thank you very much for your kind words!,You are so welcomed !I'm listening to all your songs they are amazing :))
55773,"Sending fatherly virtual hug your way, you deserve it! (An open letter)",Thank you for the positive vibes!,My pleasure! And I hope that you’re having a little better day!
55774,Thank you for the positive vibes!,My pleasure! And I hope that you’re having a little better day!,Feeling a bit sick today but class is over yay! I hope you have a great day too
55775,"Sending fatherly virtual hug your way, you deserve it! (An open letter)","I feel slightly better, thank you!",I’ll take that! Even a small victory is still a W 😆
55776,"I feel slightly better, thank you!",I’ll take that! Even a small victory is still a W 😆,Can't argue with that. :)
55777,"Sending fatherly virtual hug your way, you deserve it! (An open letter)",Thank you.  I just got out of the hospital and this is the first post I saw.,I hope all is well and you’re on the mend!
55778,Thank you.  I just got out of the hospital and this is the first post I saw.,I hope all is well and you’re on the mend!,"Thank you.  Without going too far in to it - it was a minor heart attack, but no lasting damage!"
55779,"Sending fatherly virtual hug your way, you deserve it! (An open letter)",You made me cry.,You all good? Sending love and positive feelings all the way from India!🤗
55780,You made me cry.,You all good? Sending love and positive feelings all the way from India!🤗,are you an Indian?
55781,"Sending fatherly virtual hug your way, you deserve it! (An open letter)","As my dad almost attempted to kill me once, I could definitely use that hug.",Oh my lord that's awful! Here's a hug from me too!
55782,"As my dad almost attempted to kill me once, I could definitely use that hug.",Oh my lord that's awful! Here's a hug from me too!,"Thank you very much for saying that. It's okay now.

Have a hug back :)"
55783,Oh my lord that's awful! Here's a hug from me too!,"Thank you very much for saying that. It's okay now.

Have a hug back :)",I'm glad and thanks for the hug.
55784,someone please talk to me,How's your penis?,non existent wbu
55785,How's your penis?,non existent wbu,Exists but disappointing
55786,non existent wbu,Exists but disappointing,i pay my respects
55787,Exists but disappointing,i pay my respects,I acknowledge your respects and return my own due to your own lack
55788,i pay my respects,I acknowledge your respects and return my own due to your own lack,thank you that is appreciated
55789,I acknowledge your respects and return my own due to your own lack,thank you that is appreciated,We are all on the same side fellow human
55790,thank you that is appreciated,We are all on the same side fellow human,who said i’m human?
55791,We are all on the same side fellow human,who said i’m human?,That guy over there
55792,who said i’m human?,That guy over there,i can’t see him
55793,That guy over there,i can’t see him,Yeah that keeps happening.
55794,i can’t see him,Yeah that keeps happening.,oh. should i be worried?
55795,Yeah that keeps happening.,oh. should i be worried?,Only if random men disappearing from your proximity is usually a problem
55796,oh. should i be worried?,Only if random men disappearing from your proximity is usually a problem,is it a problem for you?
55797,Only if random men disappearing from your proximity is usually a problem,is it a problem for you?,Not if it's not a problem for you
55798,is it a problem for you?,Not if it's not a problem for you,well no i don’t think it’s a problem. i’m always alone anyway
55799,someone please talk to me,How's your penis?,tf
55800,How's your penis?,tf,How's yours?
55801,tf,How's yours?,I'm 14 lol
55802,How's yours?,I'm 14 lol,Well shit
55803,I'm 14 lol,Well shit,FBI OPEN UP
55804,someone please talk to me,How's your penis?,Jail for you
55805,How's your penis?,Jail for you,Lol unlikely
55806,"Does anyone else like the melancholic feel of dreary, rainy days?",Everything you just said my good sir.,Same
55807,Everything you just said my good sir.,Same,Same
55808,"Does anyone else like the melancholic feel of dreary, rainy days?",Are you spying on me because it's raining where i live?,"I may have been standing in your driveway the last hour or two, did you notice?"
55809,Are you spying on me because it's raining where i live?,"I may have been standing in your driveway the last hour or two, did you notice?",Hmmmm well im at school so long story short...yes i saw you
55810,"Does anyone else like the melancholic feel of dreary, rainy days?",I assume you live in the Toronto area as we got our first big rainy day in a while today,"On the east coast, unfortunately. But I do like Toronto :)"
55811,I assume you live in the Toronto area as we got our first big rainy day in a while today,"On the east coast, unfortunately. But I do like Toronto :)",And I love the east coast
55812,My conservative Christian parents thought I was a closeted lesbian during my 20s because I rarely dated.,please. don't ruin this sub.,?
55813,please. don't ruin this sub.,?,Posting Political shit.
55814,My country (Lebanon) is days into an ongoing revolution and reddit doesn't seem to notice at all,It won't get noticed until a celebrity says something,"It won't get noticed, because they're not protesting evil communism."
55815,It won't get noticed until a celebrity says something,"It won't get noticed, because they're not protesting evil communism.",I think this is why we give so much more publicity to Hong Kong.
55816,My country (Lebanon) is days into an ongoing revolution and reddit doesn't seem to notice at all,What do you want us to do? We can meme like crazy but thats about it.,Awareness is super important! Thank you for caring.
55817,What do you want us to do? We can meme like crazy but thats about it.,Awareness is super important! Thank you for caring.,Its just went sent marines there and uh... didnt work out:
55818,My country (Lebanon) is days into an ongoing revolution and reddit doesn't seem to notice at all,"ngl never heard of your country before.. or seen the flag, sorry",Keanu Reeves is Lebanese
55819,"ngl never heard of your country before.. or seen the flag, sorry",Keanu Reeves is Lebanese,He was born there but he's Canadian
55820,I’m a single dad and my son (3) slept in his own bed for the whole night over the weekend. I’m feeling mixed emotions over it.,"I feel you :) 
Don’t worry Daddy, he needs you still.","Thank you! I hope so, I didn’t realise how much I wasn’t ready to let go haha"
55821,"I feel you :) 
Don’t worry Daddy, he needs you still.","Thank you! I hope so, I didn’t realise how much I wasn’t ready to let go haha","I mean I’m 27 and I still need my dad, but he died when I was 22."
55822,I’m a single dad and my son (3) slept in his own bed for the whole night over the weekend. I’m feeling mixed emotions over it.,Definitely be happy. A three year old should be sleeping in his own bed.,Says the up-to-date child PhD in child psychology expert!
55823,Definitely be happy. A three year old should be sleeping in his own bed.,Says the up-to-date child PhD in child psychology expert!,"You got that right, ya rube."
55824,"This is my first tornado, please keep me and my cats company",Twisty air,"Angry, twisty air."
55825,Twisty air,"Angry, twisty air.",Fair what rating is it
55826,"Angry, twisty air.",Fair what rating is it,They have ratings!?
55827,Fair what rating is it,They have ratings!?,Yeah f1-f5
55828,They have ratings!?,Yeah f1-f5,ef-2? D: what does that mean?
55829,Yeah f1-f5,ef-2? D: what does that mean?,My b.  Old website. Tornadoes aren't a commom thing here I guess. It's an ef3. Is this bad?
55830,ef-2? D: what does that mean?,My b.  Old website. Tornadoes aren't a commom thing here I guess. It's an ef3. Is this bad?,An ef3 is one of the dangerous ones. That and above are the most dangerous type.
55831,My b.  Old website. Tornadoes aren't a commom thing here I guess. It's an ef3. Is this bad?,An ef3 is one of the dangerous ones. That and above are the most dangerous type.,Oh. Fantastic!
55832,An ef3 is one of the dangerous ones. That and above are the most dangerous type.,Oh. Fantastic!,Good luck
55833,Oh. Fantastic!,Good luck,Thank yog!
55834,"This is my first tornado, please keep me and my cats company",Dallas?,Yeeeppp
55835,Dallas?,Yeeeppp,"Right there with ya.
Just got the second one of the night."
55836,Yeeeppp,"Right there with ya.
Just got the second one of the night.",You doing okay my dude?
55837,Dallas?,Yeeeppp,At least the cowboys won! Lol
55838,"This is my first tornado, please keep me and my cats company",How’s the kitties?,Passes out like a set of logs :)
55839,How’s the kitties?,Passes out like a set of logs :),How did it turn out? You guys okay?
55840,How has your day been?,"My day has been pretty lazy, thanks for asking!",Sounds like a great Sunday. Did you start the day with “The Lazy Song” then?
55841,"My day has been pretty lazy, thanks for asking!",Sounds like a great Sunday. Did you start the day with “The Lazy Song” then?,"Nope, too lazy to turn it on."
55842,Sounds like a great Sunday. Did you start the day with “The Lazy Song” then?,"Nope, too lazy to turn it on.",That’s the spirit!
55843,"Nope, too lazy to turn it on.",That’s the spirit!,"I should ask, how has your day been?"
55844,👏ALL AGES👏will be getting candy this Halloween.,"I go to the Halloween parade and get candy they are throwing off the floats. I'm a
39.",Street Candy is the best!
55845,"I go to the Halloween parade and get candy they are throwing off the floats. I'm a
39.",Street Candy is the best!,"Ooo, Halloween roadkill!"
55846,My short film script is currently being read by an A-list actor and I don't know what to do with my hands and I'm sweating.,Keanu reeves ?,"I ain't here to do a blind item, tbh. I'm afraid of jinxing it. But nah."
55847,Keanu reeves ?,"I ain't here to do a blind item, tbh. I'm afraid of jinxing it. But nah.","Good luck bud

Let’s us know what you can share when you can."
55848,"I ain't here to do a blind item, tbh. I'm afraid of jinxing it. But nah.","Good luck bud

Let’s us know what you can share when you can.","I will absolutely make a post when we've filmed, and if the actor says yes. Thanks!"
55849,My short film script is currently being read by an A-list actor and I don't know what to do with my hands and I'm sweating.,That’s awesome!! I know I’m an internet stranger but I’m proud of you :),Thank you internet stranger &lt;3 Have a internet hug!
55850,That’s awesome!! I know I’m an internet stranger but I’m proud of you :),Thank you internet stranger &lt;3 Have a internet hug!,Ahh true perfection
55851,My short film script is currently being read by an A-list actor and I don't know what to do with my hands and I'm sweating.,This is so exciting even for me to read! Please give updates! :D,"It was Jeremy Irons :)

He said no :("
55852,This is so exciting even for me to read! Please give updates! :D,"It was Jeremy Irons :)

He said no :(","Aw, I'm sorry! Thanks for updating tho, true mad lad"
55853,"It was Jeremy Irons :)

He said no :(","Aw, I'm sorry! Thanks for updating tho, true mad lad",haha no worries
55854,Saw two guys friendship end at the dog park,i had this happen too but it was at a daycare,*Kicks child in face*  **Don’t eat meh child**
55855,i had this happen too but it was at a daycare,*Kicks child in face*  **Don’t eat meh child**,Don’t eat my dog
55856,Saw two guys friendship end at the dog park,"*person kicks my dog* 

*I shank that person*

I'm a simple man.",Very reasonable answer
55857,"*person kicks my dog* 

*I shank that person*

I'm a simple man.",Very reasonable answer,Agreed
55858,Saw two guys friendship end at the dog park,"*person kicks my dog* 

*I shank that person*

I'm a simple man.","“So anyways, I started blasting”"
55859,"*person kicks my dog* 

*I shank that person*

I'm a simple man.","“So anyways, I started blasting”",I'm loving how applicable this meme is to so many situations
55860,Saw two guys friendship end at the dog park,You cant just kick a dog and expect people to be okay with that lmao,“I just broke your dogs tooth with a kick? Sorry but you wanna hang out later?”
55861,You cant just kick a dog and expect people to be okay with that lmao,“I just broke your dogs tooth with a kick? Sorry but you wanna hang out later?”,ill add you on facebook!
55862,Saw two guys friendship end at the dog park,You cant just kick a dog and expect people to be okay with that lmao,UNLESS YOURE DIO. DANNY!
55863,You cant just kick a dog and expect people to be okay with that lmao,UNLESS YOURE DIO. DANNY!,"You’re a poisoner, Dio Brando."
55864,UNLESS YOURE DIO. DANNY!,"You’re a poisoner, Dio Brando.",r/unexpectedjojo
55865,You cant just kick a dog and expect people to be okay with that lmao,UNLESS YOURE DIO. DANNY!,"You can't just incinerate my dog like that, Dio."
55866,Saw two guys friendship end at the dog park,"I mean, dogs aren't even allowed in the dog park.",No one is allowed in the dog park per order of the city council.
55867,"I mean, dogs aren't even allowed in the dog park.",No one is allowed in the dog park per order of the city council.,Nobody is supposed to be near the park or acknowledge it or the hooded figures that lurk there.
55868,Saw two guys friendship end at the dog park,Poor pitbull. Do that in our country and you'll get kicked too.,"No, the pit had it coming."
55869,Poor pitbull. Do that in our country and you'll get kicked too.,"No, the pit had it coming.","But the pit was just smelling, that's how dogs say hello to other dogs"
55870,I have a personal downvoter and it makes me feel less alone,That’s actually hilarious,It's great
55871,That’s actually hilarious,It's great,You only have one? Lightweight. lol
55872,I have a personal downvoter and it makes me feel less alone,Would you feel better if I downvoted you too?,You'd be willing to do that for me?! You're too sweet
55873,Would you feel better if I downvoted you too?,You'd be willing to do that for me?! You're too sweet,Now I don't know if I should downvote your answer too :(
55874,You'd be willing to do that for me?! You're too sweet,Now I don't know if I should downvote your answer too :(,"Give it a whirl, just for fun"
55875,Now I don't know if I should downvote your answer too :(,"Give it a whirl, just for fun",No you are too nice! I can't!
55876,"Give it a whirl, just for fun",No you are too nice! I can't!,"No pressure, mate. I'll just unlike my comment for you. We're in this together"
55877,No you are too nice! I can't!,"No pressure, mate. I'll just unlike my comment for you. We're in this together",Thanks for making it easy for me :)
55878,I have a personal downvoter and it makes me feel less alone,That’s honestly beautiful in its own way.,Just like you
55879,That’s honestly beautiful in its own way.,Just like you,"Nah, you're breathtaking!"
55880,I have a personal downvoter and it makes me feel less alone,Could be your name? Lmao,What?! What's wrong with my name?
55881,Could be your name? Lmao,What?! What's wrong with my name?,It's very Australian. Some people are just culturally ignorant.
55882,Could be your name? Lmao,What?! What's wrong with my name?,"Oh never mind, your username is perfect Lmao"
55883,I have a personal downvoter and it makes me feel less alone,Lol and do you have any idea who this could be?,You?! My new best friend?!
55884,Lol and do you have any idea who this could be?,You?! My new best friend?!,"No, sorry. But if you want, I can up-or downvote your posts"
55885,You?! My new best friend?!,"No, sorry. But if you want, I can up-or downvote your posts",;) you can vote however strikes your fancy
55886,I have a personal downvoter and it makes me feel less alone,"If you want I'll be your personal upvoter, something I can atleast be good at in life hah","You're good at a lot of things, Ryan"
55887,"If you want I'll be your personal upvoter, something I can atleast be good at in life hah","You're good at a lot of things, Ryan",I'm sure that if you'd know me better even you'd know that statement is false xD
55888,I have a personal downvoter and it makes me feel less alone,Plot twist: he downvotes himself,She* downvotes her*self
55889,Plot twist: he downvotes himself,She* downvotes her*self,*it downvotes it*self
55890,She* downvotes her*self,*it downvotes it*self,why is self the only part not italicized?
55891,*it downvotes it*self,why is self the only part not italicized?,I was trying to put asterisks like you did but reddit turn it into italics
55892,I have a personal downvoter and it makes me feel less alone,"I love your username, OP!","I love you, OP!"
55893,"I love your username, OP!","I love you, OP!",:)
55894,I have a personal downvoter and it makes me feel less alone,"Thats a really sweet way of looking at it, u/YoureARealCunt",;) thanks angeredforeskin
55895,"Thats a really sweet way of looking at it, u/YoureARealCunt",;) thanks angeredforeskin,r/rimjob_steve
55896,I have a personal downvoter and it makes me feel less alone,Now you have two,Can I ask why? I'd like to understand
55897,Now you have two,Can I ask why? I'd like to understand,Now you have three
55898,Can I ask why? I'd like to understand,Now you have three,Thank you 😘
55899,Now you have three,Thank you 😘,"No thank you, and please if you feel oblidged do the same to me i want my own internet stalker"
55900,Thank you 😘,"No thank you, and please if you feel oblidged do the same to me i want my own internet stalker",No problem
55901,Just realized how many obese people are living in the U.S.,Where did you go in Europe? (just curious),"Portugal, Spain, Italy, Germany, Austria, Slovenia, Slovakia, Budapest, Prague, Denmark"
55902,Where did you go in Europe? (just curious),"Portugal, Spain, Italy, Germany, Austria, Slovenia, Slovakia, Budapest, Prague, Denmark",I'm sorry that you were forced to witness Denmark.
55903,"Portugal, Spain, Italy, Germany, Austria, Slovenia, Slovakia, Budapest, Prague, Denmark",I'm sorry that you were forced to witness Denmark.,Why? It's amazing!
55904,Where did you go in Europe? (just curious),"Portugal, Spain, Italy, Germany, Austria, Slovenia, Slovakia, Budapest, Prague, Denmark",Surprised you skipped Croatia!
55905,"Portugal, Spain, Italy, Germany, Austria, Slovenia, Slovakia, Budapest, Prague, Denmark",Surprised you skipped Croatia!,Croatia is amaaaazing those views! it's like much cheaper and less dense with tourists Italy
55906,Surprised you skipped Croatia!,Croatia is amaaaazing those views! it's like much cheaper and less dense with tourists Italy,We get super crowded too depending where you go but yes so far still more affordable !
55907,Where did you go in Europe? (just curious),"Portugal, Spain, Italy, Germany, Austria, Slovenia, Slovakia, Budapest, Prague, Denmark",Thats a pretty good run! How did you like Slovenia? :)
55908,Where did you go in Europe? (just curious),"Portugal, Spain, Italy, Germany, Austria, Slovenia, Slovakia, Budapest, Prague, Denmark",I see Portugal I upvote.
55909,Just realized how many obese people are living in the U.S.,"Ironically, americans don't have free healthcare.",i'm guessing we would spend twice as much as euro nations
55910,"Ironically, americans don't have free healthcare.",i'm guessing we would spend twice as much as euro nations,"We already spend a shit load in America as is, dummy."
55911,Just realized how many obese people are living in the U.S.,Cause they're scrawny European.,By scrawny you mean not obese
55912,Cause they're scrawny European.,By scrawny you mean not obese,"Most of them are scrawny, and very few ones with a muscular build. And im talking about England."
55913,By scrawny you mean not obese,"Most of them are scrawny, and very few ones with a muscular build. And im talking about England.","I'm English, where the fuck are you getting this information from because it is just not true"
55914,I got into medical school!,It only gets worse from here😂 But congrats,"Oh, I know. I’m taking it one step at a time 😅"
55915,It only gets worse from here😂 But congrats,"Oh, I know. I’m taking it one step at a time 😅",Total pun intended because US you take board exams called “Step” 😂
55916,"Oh, I know. I’m taking it one step at a time 😅",Total pun intended because US you take board exams called “Step” 😂,Ah! You caught me! Lol
55917,It only gets worse from here😂 But congrats,"Oh, I know. I’m taking it one step at a time 😅",How old r u and where is ur school?
55918,"Oh, I know. I’m taking it one step at a time 😅",How old r u and where is ur school?,Creepy much? Why the fuck is any of that even relevant lol
55919,How old r u and where is ur school?,Creepy much? Why the fuck is any of that even relevant lol,"Cause she can get a grant if under 20 and minority/woman ,"
55920,It only gets worse from here😂 But congrats,"Oh, I know. I’m taking it one step at a time 😅",*one nap at a time
55921,I got into medical school!,Congratulations! What sort of medicine are you looking to practice?,"Obstetrics/Gynecology, Family Medicine or Psychiatry. I haven’t narrowed it down yet, lol."
55922,Congratulations! What sort of medicine are you looking to practice?,"Obstetrics/Gynecology, Family Medicine or Psychiatry. I haven’t narrowed it down yet, lol.",Hahah. All in due time!! I wish you all the best.
55923,"Obstetrics/Gynecology, Family Medicine or Psychiatry. I haven’t narrowed it down yet, lol.",Hahah. All in due time!! I wish you all the best.,Thank you!
55924,Congratulations! What sort of medicine are you looking to practice?,"Obstetrics/Gynecology, Family Medicine or Psychiatry. I haven’t narrowed it down yet, lol.",ct
55925,Congratulations! What sort of medicine are you looking to practice?,"Obstetrics/Gynecology, Family Medicine or Psychiatry. I haven’t narrowed it down yet, lol.","congrats. 4th yr OB resident here, please feel free to PM me!!!"
55926,I got into medical school!,A nap sounds great. Go have a good meal tonight and a glass of something to celebrate!,"I would nap but unfortunately, I have a 10 page to write. The grind never stops 😅"
55927,A nap sounds great. Go have a good meal tonight and a glass of something to celebrate!,"I would nap but unfortunately, I have a 10 page to write. The grind never stops 😅",This is why you'll be qualified to cut into is later on in life and we're not. Lol 😜
55928,I got into medical school!,whats the steps of getting into medical school? can one apply with a degree in Nutrition?,Can I direct message you?
55929,whats the steps of getting into medical school? can one apply with a degree in Nutrition?,Can I direct message you?,Very welcome to!
55930,I got into medical school!,You are a da bomb. Which one?,A school in the Midwest.
55931,You are a da bomb. Which one?,A school in the Midwest.,Coolio. Congrats
55932,I got into medical school!,"Congratulation...med school must be hard to get it,but don’t forget to work hard",I won’t!
55933,"Congratulation...med school must be hard to get it,but don’t forget to work hard",I won’t!,Good luck
55934,I got into medical school!,Congratulations. Well Done. All The Very Best For Your Future. 🎉 🍹😀 👍🏽,Thank you!
55935,Congratulations. Well Done. All The Very Best For Your Future. 🎉 🍹😀 👍🏽,Thank you!,You are welcome 😊
55936,I got into medical school!,Please inform your process.  I want to be a doctor but do not know how to do so. Congrats!!,Sure! Can I dm you?
55937,Please inform your process.  I want to be a doctor but do not know how to do so. Congrats!!,Sure! Can I dm you?,Sure!
55938,Recently got into gaming and need some suggestions.,An excellent single player game I’d recommend is Red Dead 2 honestly 10/10 game,Is that PC or PS4?
55939,An excellent single player game I’d recommend is Red Dead 2 honestly 10/10 game,Is that PC or PS4?,Currently only console but comes to PC on November 5th
55940,Is that PC or PS4?,Currently only console but comes to PC on November 5th,"Oh okay! Ill have to check it out then, I just googled it and it looks pretty fun!"
55941,Recently got into gaming and need some suggestions.,pub g,For pc or PS4?
55942,pub g,For pc or PS4?,PS4 atm
55943,Recently got into gaming and need some suggestions.,"You could play some Csgo on steam, it's free and we could play together and you can carry ne",me carry you?! LOL
55944,"You could play some Csgo on steam, it's free and we could play together and you can carry ne",me carry you?! LOL,"Or my friend can carry us, you up for it???"
55945,me carry you?! LOL,"Or my friend can carry us, you up for it???",yeah for sure!
55946,r/CasualConversation has turned into a place for people to seek validation for their everyday achievements,Congrats on your findings,"Thank you, I aim to share my thesis with the International Reddit Academy of Kind-Of Science"
55947,Congrats on your findings,"Thank you, I aim to share my thesis with the International Reddit Academy of Kind-Of Science","International Reddit Academy of Quality. 

Or IRAQ"
55948,"Thank you, I aim to share my thesis with the International Reddit Academy of Kind-Of Science","International Reddit Academy of Quality. 

Or IRAQ","Giving the term *Iraqis* a new meaning, one casual conversation at a time."
55949,The country is on the brink of war and I'm stuck in Uni with very limited food. Keep me company.,"So, you like music?",yeah. right now me and my roomate are listening to moonlight by ali gatie
55950,"So, you like music?",yeah. right now me and my roomate are listening to moonlight by ali gatie,What other type of music do you enjoy?
55951,The country is on the brink of war and I'm stuck in Uni with very limited food. Keep me company.,What's going on? War with who?,"check my comment above for more info, but basically we want to overthrow the government."
55952,What's going on? War with who?,"check my comment above for more info, but basically we want to overthrow the government.",Ok
55953,The country is on the brink of war and I'm stuck in Uni with very limited food. Keep me company.,Op you still good?,"i was able to leave uni, but my friends are still stuck in there"
55954,Op you still good?,"i was able to leave uni, but my friends are still stuck in there",Be safe
55955,"My girlfriend and I found out she’s 7 weeks pregnant, and I’m so excited to make dad jokes","Let's find out how good of a dad you'll be, tell me a joke. Come on, I'm ready :)","How many hours of sleep do germans get?


Nein"
55956,"Let's find out how good of a dad you'll be, tell me a joke. Come on, I'm ready :)","How many hours of sleep do germans get?


Nein",Hey!! You're off to a good start my friend.
55957,"My girlfriend and I found out she’s 7 weeks pregnant, and I’m so excited to make dad jokes","Get a torque wrench too! I heard a dad roast another dad at a BBQ, for not having one.",I’m gunna so many buy tools that it’ll make Al Bundy self conscious about his status
55958,"Get a torque wrench too! I heard a dad roast another dad at a BBQ, for not having one.",I’m gunna so many buy tools that it’ll make Al Bundy self conscious about his status,You better!
55959,My account was “flagged for suspicious activity” for 3 months and now I’m upvoting anything I see.,Opinion on spaghetti,A little controversial. I love it but particularly with angel hair and just doused in hot sauce
55960,Opinion on spaghetti,A little controversial. I love it but particularly with angel hair and just doused in hot sauce,Like regular hot sauce or tomato based hot sauce
55961,A little controversial. I love it but particularly with angel hair and just doused in hot sauce,Like regular hot sauce or tomato based hot sauce,"Regular, but generally around 5000 scoville units. Like aardvark"
55962,My account was “flagged for suspicious activity” for 3 months and now I’m upvoting anything I see.,Opinion on spaghetti,Personally I think it's overrated
55963,Opinion on spaghetti,Personally I think it's overrated,False
55964,Personally I think it's overrated,False,I only like the meatballs. What's so special about the sauce?
55965,False,I only like the meatballs. What's so special about the sauce?,Sauce is very important to spaghetti
55966,I only like the meatballs. What's so special about the sauce?,Sauce is very important to spaghetti,I know but I don't even like the sauce. It's just tomato what's so special about it?
55967,Sauce is very important to spaghetti,I know but I don't even like the sauce. It's just tomato what's so special about it?,There’s more than just tomato sauce. Also really complements the starchiness of the noodles.
55968,I know but I don't even like the sauce. It's just tomato what's so special about it?,There’s more than just tomato sauce. Also really complements the starchiness of the noodles.,I just naturally don't like the taste of normal tomato sauce honestly.
55969,There’s more than just tomato sauce. Also really complements the starchiness of the noodles.,I just naturally don't like the taste of normal tomato sauce honestly.,Well then there’s the problem. You should try other sauces there’s plenty more than just tomato
55970,My account was “flagged for suspicious activity” for 3 months and now I’m upvoting anything I see.,What’s your favorite color?,"Green all day fam, you?"
55971,What’s your favorite color?,"Green all day fam, you?","Purple, my dude"
55972,"Green all day fam, you?","Purple, my dude",Heyyyy that's the best color right therr
55973,My account was “flagged for suspicious activity” for 3 months and now I’m upvoting anything I see.,I’m extremely happy for you and did I mention I am moist and creamy?,Well fam heavy yuck on my part get after it tho
55974,I’m extremely happy for you and did I mention I am moist and creamy?,Well fam heavy yuck on my part get after it tho,Thanks for the encouragement! 😘
55975,My account was “flagged for suspicious activity” for 3 months and now I’m upvoting anything I see.,Tanks and planks.,Spanks and thanks
55976,Tanks and planks.,Spanks and thanks,Banks and cranks
55977,Spanks and thanks,Banks and cranks,Stanks and ranks
55978,Banks and cranks,Stanks and ranks,Danks and manks
55979,My account was “flagged for suspicious activity” for 3 months and now I’m upvoting anything I see.,I’m going to a pub today for some yummy food and drinks :),Damn that’s hype I’m jealous I love booze
55980,I’m going to a pub today for some yummy food and drinks :),Damn that’s hype I’m jealous I love booze,I’m not a huge fan of vooze but once in a while is good.
55981,My account was “flagged for suspicious activity” for 3 months and now I’m upvoting anything I see.,Tell me a joke!,"Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

He had too much boooooo-ze!"
55982,Tell me a joke!,"Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

He had too much boooooo-ze!",Hahaha. Awesome!
55983,I got a 98 on a tough midterm!!!,Congratulations!! I'm proud of you! Was 100 the highscore?,It would be a funny twist if it wasn't lol.
55984,Congratulations!! I'm proud of you! Was 100 the highscore?,It would be a funny twist if it wasn't lol.,Tbh I had never a test where 100 was the highscore :D
55985,I got a 98 on a tough midterm!!!,Congratulations!! I'm proud of you! Was 100 the highscore?,"Thank you!!! Yes, it was out of 100."
55986,Congratulations!! I'm proud of you! Was 100 the highscore?,"Thank you!!! Yes, it was out of 100.",There wasn't a extra credit question?
55987,I got a 98 on a tough midterm!!!,"Dang, I got a 78 on an easy midterm",I got 78 as well what’s coincidence
55988,"Dang, I got a 78 on an easy midterm",I got 78 as well what’s coincidence,I got a 78 on two easy midterms. This is getting weird
55989,I got 78 as well what’s coincidence,I got a 78 on two easy midterms. This is getting weird,Got 78 on my easy ass macroeconomics midterm last week. RIP.
55990,I got a 78 on two easy midterms. This is getting weird,Got 78 on my easy ass macroeconomics midterm last week. RIP.,"I had a 70 in math, got a 94 on a huge test and it brought my grade up to a 78"
55991,I got a 98 on a tough midterm!!!,"Dang, I got a 78 on an easy midterm",Damn I failed out of college after getting arrested
55992,"Dang, I got a 78 on an easy midterm",Damn I failed out of college after getting arrested,Wanna give us a life story?
55993,Damn I failed out of college after getting arrested,Wanna give us a life story?,I live for these reddit moments
55994,Wanna give us a life story?,I live for these reddit moments,"Got some bad news, friend..."
55995,I’ve noticed two types of quiet people.,I feel like you describe me in that first part.  lol.  I think you are spot on Sherlock :),Pfft thank you. Glad to find some other quiet people.
55996,I feel like you describe me in that first part.  lol.  I think you are spot on Sherlock :),Pfft thank you. Glad to find some other quiet people.,I am also the type that only talk to mostly one person.
55997,"She called me “You’re like my son”, and it hit me","To be honest, I thought this said, “she called me “you’re like my son” and hit me”. Lol",Kinky
55998,"To be honest, I thought this said, “she called me “you’re like my son” and hit me”. Lol",Kinky,innit?
55999,"To be honest, I thought this said, “she called me “you’re like my son” and hit me”. Lol",Kinky,All he needs now is to break his arms...
56000,Kinky,All he needs now is to break his arms...,Of ffs. Take my upvote.
56001,Kinky,All he needs now is to break his arms...,Get out
56002,Kinky,All he needs now is to break his arms...,"Wait, you’re giving me porn imagery here ..."
56003,All he needs now is to break his arms...,"Wait, you’re giving me porn imagery here ...","Careful, you're summoning he who shall not be named"
56004,"Wait, you’re giving me porn imagery here ...","Careful, you're summoning he who shall not be named",Too late
56005,"Careful, you're summoning he who shall not be named",Too late,"I am Magin Buu

bow down to me and give me a foot massage"
56006,Too late,"I am Magin Buu

bow down to me and give me a foot massage",I googled the name and this reversed my thoughts 😂 thanks
56007,"To be honest, I thought this said, “she called me “you’re like my son” and hit me”. Lol",Kinky,It was bitter-sweat :’)
56008,"She called me “You’re like my son”, and it hit me",So you don't have any special feelings about her?,define special\~
56009,So you don't have any special feelings about her?,define special\~,Romantic
56010,define special\~,Romantic,No no she got kids dude
56011,"She called me “You’re like my son”, and it hit me",Most sweat is bitter.,Fixed!
56012,Most sweat is bitter.,Fixed!,Awe now I'm not funny.
56013,Fixed!,Awe now I'm not funny.,It’s in the edit 👍🏻
56014,"She called me “You’re like my son”, and it hit me",Mmmm bitter sweat,"Technically if he teared up there was bitter sweat.

My tears taste like ear wax and urine."
56015,Mmmm bitter sweat,"Technically if he teared up there was bitter sweat.

My tears taste like ear wax and urine.",Ohh....
56016,"She called me “You’re like my son”, and it hit me",Bitter-sweet* not bitter-sweat,Fixed :)
56017,Bitter-sweet* not bitter-sweat,Fixed :),:) wonderful post
56018,Hit me up.. bored as all get out,Always wondered what a triangle smells like....,Haha... smells like purple
56019,Always wondered what a triangle smells like....,Haha... smells like purple,"Ooh, my favourite!  Pity you can’t taste the shapes though."
56020,Haha... smells like purple,"Ooh, my favourite!  Pity you can’t taste the shapes though.",Probably not a good idea... all the corners and what not
56021,"Ooh, my favourite!  Pity you can’t taste the shapes though.",Probably not a good idea... all the corners and what not,"I’m impulsive, I don’t think these things through!  Clearly I need supervision haha."
56022,Hit me up.. bored as all get out,"Why do you use an ellipsis in every other fuckin sentence, just use a period.",My bad boss.... whoops
56023,"Why do you use an ellipsis in every other fuckin sentence, just use a period.",My bad boss.... whoops,GOSHDARNIT BOBBY
56024,I got a 99/100 on a test!!!,"Nerd.

Only joking, well done, you should be very proud.",Haha thank you! I do actually enjoy embracing the inner nerd!
56025,"Nerd.

Only joking, well done, you should be very proud.",Haha thank you! I do actually enjoy embracing the inner nerd!,lol yeah
56026,"i just made my middle school bully’s day, it felt great.",You are a great human being. Thanks for putting that kinda energy out in this world.,"those are very kind words, thank you!"
56027,You are a great human being. Thanks for putting that kinda energy out in this world.,"those are very kind words, thank you!","Law of attraction my dude, same will come to you"
56028,"i just made my middle school bully’s day, it felt great.",You are a great human being. Thanks for putting that kinda energy out in this world.,"Truly if I had gold, I'd give it. Good on you. Please go forth and have babies just like you."
56029,You are a great human being. Thanks for putting that kinda energy out in this world.,"Truly if I had gold, I'd give it. Good on you. Please go forth and have babies just like you.",If I was a billionaire I’d drop you a couple mil right now but can’t sorry good luck
56030,A 13 year old asked me if I was a bodybuilder and it made me forget my insecurities for a moment,You should become a body builder,"B o d y
 
I m p r o v e m e n t"
56031,You should become a body builder,"B o d y
 
I m p r o v e m e n t",Someone should make a club and call it that.
56032,You should become a body builder,"B o d y
 
I m p r o v e m e n t",p r o t e i n
56033,A 13 year old asked me if I was a bodybuilder and it made me forget my insecurities for a moment,Lmao dude kids are so pure,Not always at the age of 13+...
56034,Lmao dude kids are so pure,Not always at the age of 13+...,6 and under are the pure ages. As you turn seven you start noticing...things.
56035,Lmao dude kids are so pure,Not always at the age of 13+...,It takes a special person to think 13 year olds are cute and pure!
56036,A 13 year old asked me if I was a bodybuilder and it made me forget my insecurities for a moment,Lolis approaching older guys be like..,What is wrong with you
56037,Lolis approaching older guys be like..,What is wrong with you,"That actually happened to me couple of times, but I mean in an innocent way ofc."
56038,A 13 year old asked me if I was a bodybuilder and it made me forget my insecurities for a moment,Reading this I now picture your frame and silhouette to be that of the JoJo's of Part 1 or 2.,"😂😂😂
Well I'm something of a stand user myself..


ORAORAORAORAORA"
56039,Reading this I now picture your frame and silhouette to be that of the JoJo's of Part 1 or 2.,"😂😂😂
Well I'm something of a stand user myself..


ORAORAORAORAORA","MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
56040,I was woken up by my pregnant wife who was very angry and wanted to punch me in the face.,"Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half",Same.  I was thinking you deserved the punch.  But it was just a dream.
56041,"Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half",Same.  I was thinking you deserved the punch.  But it was just a dream.,😂🤷‍♂️
56042,I was woken up by my pregnant wife who was very angry and wanted to punch me in the face.,Why'd you apologize?,Did you miss the punch in the face part. Lol
56043,Why'd you apologize?,Did you miss the punch in the face part. Lol,"I feel for you bro, she doesn't sound very nice."
56044,I was woken up by my pregnant wife who was very angry and wanted to punch me in the face.,Why'd you apologize?,Because he's smart.  Pregnancy dreams are SO vivid.
56045,Why'd you apologize?,Because he's smart.  Pregnancy dreams are SO vivid.,And women wonder why they're not respected the same way men are.
56046,I was woken up by my pregnant wife who was very angry and wanted to punch me in the face.,Surprise her with Chick fil a. Maybe she’ll feel bad and apologize.,That's going to be our lunch. I also made her breakfast. I need some brownie points.
56047,Surprise her with Chick fil a. Maybe she’ll feel bad and apologize.,That's going to be our lunch. I also made her breakfast. I need some brownie points.,Thank you for being an understanding hubby.
56048,Released from prison 1 year ago. What have I been up to?,Congrats man! That’s a lot in a year. Only thing I’ve done is know what I want for dinner lol,"lol

what'd you have?"
56049,Congrats man! That’s a lot in a year. Only thing I’ve done is know what I want for dinner lol,"lol

what'd you have?",Apple and Pepsi. Like the classy chef I am XD
56050,"lol

what'd you have?",Apple and Pepsi. Like the classy chef I am XD,are you my dad?
56051,Apple and Pepsi. Like the classy chef I am XD,are you my dad?,Don't give him the stick!
56052,Apple and Pepsi. Like the classy chef I am XD,are you my dad?,Most of the dads I know drink Dr. Pepper
56053,are you my dad?,Most of the dads I know drink Dr. Pepper,"Or ""pop."""
56054,"lol

what'd you have?",Apple and Pepsi. Like the classy chef I am XD,You're me.
56055,Apple and Pepsi. Like the classy chef I am XD,You're me.,Are you're me dad?!
56056,You're me.,Are you're me dad?!,Probably mum.
56057,Are you're me dad?!,Probably mum.,Dadareth're
56058,Probably mum.,Dadareth're,Dadder.
56059,"lol

what'd you have?",Apple and Pepsi. Like the classy chef I am XD,Are you saying that the food portion of your dinner consisted of a single apple?
56060,Apple and Pepsi. Like the classy chef I am XD,Are you saying that the food portion of your dinner consisted of a single apple?,Yes
56061,Are you saying that the food portion of your dinner consisted of a single apple?,Yes,This needs to be in the frugal sub!
56062,"lol

what'd you have?",Apple and Pepsi. Like the classy chef I am XD,We've all been there buddy.
56063,Apple and Pepsi. Like the classy chef I am XD,We've all been there buddy.,"I'v never been and trust me, I'm more useless than he had struggled to get there."
56064,"lol

what'd you have?",Apple and Pepsi. Like the classy chef I am XD,Ever try a fresh pear with a side of lukewarm Sunny Delight?
56065,Apple and Pepsi. Like the classy chef I am XD,Ever try a fresh pear with a side of lukewarm Sunny Delight?,I have not. I shall have that for dinner tonight then!
56066,"lol

what'd you have?",Apple and Pepsi. Like the classy chef I am XD,Fresh fruit is under rated
56067,Released from prison 1 year ago. What have I been up to?,Congratulations! What college did you get admitted to?,A University here in Arkansas.
56068,Congratulations! What college did you get admitted to?,A University here in Arkansas.,"Congratulations! Woo pig perhaps?

What do you plan on majoring in?"
56069,Congratulations! What college did you get admitted to?,A University here in Arkansas.,Whoa!! Really?? What school? My gf went to school there.
56070,A University here in Arkansas.,Whoa!! Really?? What school? My gf went to school there.,very cool!
56071,Released from prison 1 year ago. What have I been up to?,What do you sell on Etsy?,"Agreed, what are you selling?"
56072,What do you sell on Etsy?,"Agreed, what are you selling?",Supplies and Gifts
56073,"Agreed, what are you selling?",Supplies and Gifts,Sounds like by Etsy you mean SilkRoad
56074,Supplies and Gifts,Sounds like by Etsy you mean SilkRoad,Sounds like you are prejudiced.
56075,"Agreed, what are you selling?",Supplies and Gifts,"Sounds interesting... You should perhaps, link me in a PM 👀"
56076,"Agreed, what are you selling?",Supplies and Gifts,"Curious, why did you go with Etsy instead of other platforms?"
56077,Supplies and Gifts,"Curious, why did you go with Etsy instead of other platforms?","&gt; Launched my online business selling on Etsy, **Ebay and Amazon**."
56078,"Agreed, what are you selling?",Supplies and Gifts,really keeping it all to yourself huh?
56079,What do you sell on Etsy?,"Agreed, what are you selling?","Sounds interesting... You should perhaps, link me in a PM 👀"
56080,Released from prison 1 year ago. What have I been up to?,What do you sell on Etsy?,"To not get too specific, gifts."
56081,What do you sell on Etsy?,"To not get too specific, gifts.","I mean, give us a name? Maybe there’s something we’d like to buy!"
56082,Released from prison 1 year ago. What have I been up to?,Want a gold star? Seriously this is dumb. I hope you feel bad.,username checks out
56083,Want a gold star? Seriously this is dumb. I hope you feel bad.,username checks out,Lol wut. Why reply
56084,Released from prison 1 year ago. What have I been up to?,"Nice going, congrats! What's your trading secret?","buy stocks that are undervalued and sell on any increase. 

made over 1200 in the last week."
56085,"Nice going, congrats! What's your trading secret?","buy stocks that are undervalued and sell on any increase. 

made over 1200 in the last week.",How much are you trading with?
56086,Released from prison 1 year ago. What have I been up to?,Which uni if you don't mind me asking?,one in Arkansas
56087,Which uni if you don't mind me asking?,one in Arkansas,Nice
56088,Have you ever just sat down on a random morning and gotten the same feeling or felt the atmosphere exactly the same as a certain day when you were a child?,Normally when I’m reminded of my childhood it’s not a pleasant experience.,Sorry :(
56089,Normally when I’m reminded of my childhood it’s not a pleasant experience.,Sorry :(,Uhey are much better now. Thank you
56090,I got an 86% on my physics exam!,You defied physics,Is that really a complement... Hmmmmmmmmm...
56091,You defied physics,Is that really a complement... Hmmmmmmmmm...,The whole point of physics is to defy physics!
56092,You defied physics,Is that really a complement... Hmmmmmmmmm...,No of course not. But it could be a compliment
56093,Is that really a complement... Hmmmmmmmmm...,No of course not. But it could be a compliment,grammar police
56094,I got an 86% on my physics exam!,You defied physics,"Well, it's hardly rocket surgery."
56095,You defied physics,"Well, it's hardly rocket surgery.",Or brain science
56096,I got an 86% on my physics exam!,"Hey the exact same thing happened to me with math, 86% gang",same here
56097,"Hey the exact same thing happened to me with math, 86% gang",same here,Same
56098,I got an 86% on my physics exam!,Nice! I’m taking a physics exam in approximately 4 and a half hours,All the best stranger. Do well.
56099,Nice! I’m taking a physics exam in approximately 4 and a half hours,All the best stranger. Do well.,thank you. I plan on it
56100,I got an 86% on my physics exam!,"Eh I got A’s in every class and test I ever took, except Latin, we dont talk about Latin.",Oh boy
56101,"Eh I got A’s in every class and test I ever took, except Latin, we dont talk about Latin.",Oh boy,The phrase “Passive Subjunctive” triggers my PTSD
56102,My son skipped up a grade today,Congragulations man you have all right to brag and be proud,Thank you!
56103,Congragulations man you have all right to brag and be proud,Thank you!,"Anytime, is your child excited about the switch up?"
56104,"I ran 3 miles today, that's the furthest I've ever run","Keep going! Repeat it, weekly. You’ll be amazed.
I listen to audiobooks.","Yeah, I should try to find a book or podcast on Spotify... What have you been listening to?"
56105,"Keep going! Repeat it, weekly. You’ll be amazed.
I listen to audiobooks.","Yeah, I should try to find a book or podcast on Spotify... What have you been listening to?",Sounds weird but ‘My Dad Wrote A Porno’ is a great comedy podcast
56106,"Yeah, I should try to find a book or podcast on Spotify... What have you been listening to?",Sounds weird but ‘My Dad Wrote A Porno’ is a great comedy podcast,What\`s it about? Sounds interesting
56107,"I ran 3 miles today, that's the furthest I've ever run","*farthest

Well done though. Remember to 👇 me.",This is much less of a rule than you think it is.
56108,"*farthest

Well done though. Remember to 👇 me.",This is much less of a rule than you think it is.,"Sorry, you're right. I checked. Thanks for this. :)"
56109,So i just overheard my mom talking about how she thinks i might be a lesbian...,My dad thinks I'm gay (I'm not) due to similar reasons,Welcome to the club
56110,My dad thinks I'm gay (I'm not) due to similar reasons,Welcome to the club,Wait a minute....I feel bad for you
56111,What’s your low effort talent/skill?,I can fold a paper airplane with my feet,Pics or it didn't happen ;)
56112,I can fold a paper airplane with my feet,Pics or it didn't happen ;),"It be a video and one day when I have time, I’ll make one posted ."
56113,What’s your low effort talent/skill?,I can fold a paper airplane with my feet,Effortlessly?!
56114,I can fold a paper airplane with my feet,Effortlessly?!,"Yes, it’s only talent I have"
56115,Effortlessly?!,"Yes, it’s only talent I have",I demand proof
56116,Anybody else only eat 1-2 meals a day?,I just eat dinner,Why ?
56117,I just eat dinner,Why ?,I’m poor.
56118,what makes you happy?,"I’d watch a movie if I can find one that I want to watch, I used to take walks too.",walks are nice! i love movies too but it’s hard for me to find a good one sometimes hahaha
56119,"I’d watch a movie if I can find one that I want to watch, I used to take walks too.",walks are nice! i love movies too but it’s hard for me to find a good one sometimes hahaha,"What kind of movies do you like, maybe I can recommend some for you"
56120,walks are nice! i love movies too but it’s hard for me to find a good one sometimes hahaha,"What kind of movies do you like, maybe I can recommend some for you",hmm i’m not sure genre wise but i love Juno! it’s one of my favorite movies
56121,Do you guys ever wake up from a really good dream and become upset to realize that it wasn’t real?,I dreamed that i dropped my pen and my crush picked it up lol random but i wish it was true,"One day, I hope it does come true. And I hope you guys hit it off."
56122,I dreamed that i dropped my pen and my crush picked it up lol random but i wish it was true,"One day, I hope it does come true. And I hope you guys hit it off.",Cheers i do to
56123,Do you guys ever wake up from a really good dream and become upset to realize that it wasn’t real?,We kissed. Then I woke up.,"Aw, that sucks dude























Sneak attack r/NiceGuys bitch"
56124,We kissed. Then I woke up.,"Aw, that sucks dude























Sneak attack r/NiceGuys bitch",Lol nah it was cool. Some things are just not meant to be.
56125,Do you guys ever wake up from a really good dream and become upset to realize that it wasn’t real?,"Absolutely. Just last night, actually. I was back with my ex. The love of my life.",That sounds nice
56126,"Absolutely. Just last night, actually. I was back with my ex. The love of my life.",That sounds nice,"Yeah, just wish it was true."
56127,Do you guys ever wake up from a really good dream and become upset to realize that it wasn’t real?,Try obe4u. Just google it.,"Thanks, mate. I’ll check it out."
56128,Try obe4u. Just google it.,"Thanks, mate. I’ll check it out.",Your welcome.
56129,Do you guys ever wake up from a really good dream and become upset to realize that it wasn’t real?,It just means that you’re living a sad life being unsatisfied with what you have.,So true
56130,It just means that you’re living a sad life being unsatisfied with what you have.,So true,Do something about it then. It always troubles me when people get sad because of their dreams.
56131,I'm officially a dad!,Awesome!!  Those early years were the best lack of sleep nights from my entire life. Enjoy.,"Everyone's already exhausted and it's just beginning, I look forward to it getting worse! :D"
56132,Awesome!!  Those early years were the best lack of sleep nights from my entire life. Enjoy.,"Everyone's already exhausted and it's just beginning, I look forward to it getting worse! :D",That’s bonding time.
56133,I'm officially a dad!,Make sure you check out r/daddit and congratulations!!,I will do! Thanks
56134,Make sure you check out r/daddit and congratulations!!,I will do! Thanks,Seconded!  Also /r/toddlers in a year or two
56135,I'm officially a dad!,"""Holy bananas!"" Is exactly the way i'd expect a dad to start a post lol",It was originally something else but it didn't feel appropriate :)
56136,"""Holy bananas!"" Is exactly the way i'd expect a dad to start a post lol",It was originally something else but it didn't feel appropriate :),"Yeah, fair enough"
56137,"""Holy bananas!"" Is exactly the way i'd expect a dad to start a post lol",It was originally something else but it didn't feel appropriate :),"Well, I do believe several of the poops of your child will be holy shits 😋"
56138,I'm officially a dad!,Why should you feel guilty? It's good bonding time for you and your...what did you have anyway??,A girl :)
56139,Why should you feel guilty? It's good bonding time for you and your...what did you have anyway??,A girl :),Daddy-daughter bonding time! How sweet!
56140,I got hired!,"This isn't silly, this rocks!! I'm so happy for you!!","aw, thank you!"
56141,"This isn't silly, this rocks!! I'm so happy for you!!","aw, thank you!","3 months on, this post is STILL awesome. I hope the job is working our for ya!!"
56142,I got hired!,"yeah i just got hired at milos last week, im starting training soon",i wish you the best of luck.
56143,"yeah i just got hired at milos last week, im starting training soon",i wish you the best of luck.,"thanks man, you as well"
56144,I got hired!,"Congrats! I got hired this week too, actually. I'm sure Target's an interesting place to work!",yay congratulations to you!
56145,"Congrats! I got hired this week too, actually. I'm sure Target's an interesting place to work!",yay congratulations to you!,Let's get this bread!
56146,I got hired!,That's awesome! I just landed an interview with Target. Good luck with the job!,good luck! you’re going to kill it.
56147,That's awesome! I just landed an interview with Target. Good luck with the job!,good luck! you’re going to kill it.,Thank you!
56148,I’ve only recently started taking better care of my teeth.,🎉🎉🎉HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!!🎉🎉🎉,Thanks! Happy international newspaper carrier day!
56149,🎉🎉🎉HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!!🎉🎉🎉,Thanks! Happy international newspaper carrier day!,*the more you know*
56150,I’ve only recently started taking better care of my teeth.,Any good tips on whitening?,Haven’t gotten that far
56151,Any good tips on whitening?,Haven’t gotten that far,Okay keep it up!
56152,I just want someone to know about my sister's weird boyfriend,Your title creeped me out,"yeah, that was a bad call on my part."
56153,Your title creeped me out,"yeah, that was a bad call on my part.",It takes a fighter to admit that. You have done well
56154,Your title creeped me out,"yeah, that was a bad call on my part.",Did you call by the phone?
56155,"yeah, that was a bad call on my part.",Did you call by the phone?,good one my dude
56156,Did you call by the phone?,good one my dude,Ohh thankuu
56157,I just want someone to know about my sister's weird boyfriend,Wholesome? I was bamboozled.,Apex anyone?
56158,Wholesome? I was bamboozled.,Apex anyone?,"mirage main over here :"")"
56159,Apex anyone?,"mirage main over here :"")",Mozambique here
56160,"mirage main over here :"")",Mozambique here,Good ping
56161,I just want someone to know about my sister's weird boyfriend,Wholesome? I was bamboozled.,Sigh I guess we gotta put the pitchforks back
56162,Wholesome? I was bamboozled.,Sigh I guess we gotta put the pitchforks back,*cries in American Gothic*
56163,Going to get secret married in two weeks.,"Congratulations, and I hope you three will be happy together!","Five, if you count cats! Thank you! :)"
56164,"Congratulations, and I hope you three will be happy together!","Five, if you count cats! Thank you! :)",Cats 100% count as family members
56165,"Five, if you count cats! Thank you! :)",Cats 100% count as family members,"I wish they could be our witnesses, haha."
56166,Going to get secret married in two weeks.,How far along are u?,24 weeks and 3 days! :) Baby has hiccups right now.
56167,How far along are u?,24 weeks and 3 days! :) Baby has hiccups right now.,Wish u the best
56168,24 weeks and 3 days! :) Baby has hiccups right now.,Wish u the best,Thank you!
56169,Wish u the best,Thank you!,U have pics?
56170,Something funny happened between my girlfriend and I yesterday,I’m high as shit man and this made me laugh so hard! Thanks for sharing!,Glad I could help
56171,I’m high as shit man and this made me laugh so hard! Thanks for sharing!,Glad I could help,*High*light of his day.
56172,I’m high as shit man and this made me laugh so hard! Thanks for sharing!,Glad I could help,Makes me want to watch the Ice Age movies again too
56173,Something funny happened between my girlfriend and I yesterday,"In hindsight, that's pretty expected lol","Yeah, pop culture tends to override certain searches"
56174,"In hindsight, that's pretty expected lol","Yeah, pop culture tends to override certain searches","Yeah, don't try looking up """"peruvian bow-tie""""..."
56175,Something funny happened between my girlfriend and I yesterday,The natural history museum in London has a giant sloth skeleton. Things were huge.,Avocados only exist since giant sloths went extinct because of human agriculture.
56176,The natural history museum in London has a giant sloth skeleton. Things were huge.,Avocados only exist since giant sloths went extinct because of human agriculture.,The original millenials
56177,Today I’m 1 year sober. I feel glorious :),Congratulations. Way to go and keep moving forward!,Thank you ! I never stop ;)
56178,Congratulations. Way to go and keep moving forward!,Thank you ! I never stop ;),Good to hear. I'll keep checking in
56179,Today I’m 1 year sober. I feel glorious :),"I AM HERE FOR THIS. ALL DAY. EVERY DAY.

WE STAN SOBRIETY.

I LOVE YOU, TOO, MAN. KEEP GOING.",We’re stronger than all this shit. I’m with you.
56180,"I AM HERE FOR THIS. ALL DAY. EVERY DAY.

WE STAN SOBRIETY.

I LOVE YOU, TOO, MAN. KEEP GOING.",We’re stronger than all this shit. I’m with you.,You’re a treasure. Thank you and blessings!
56181,Today i managed to play a full song on my guitar without a single mistake.,I am proud of you. Unforgiven is not an easy song so double respect from me.,Much appreciated 😁
56182,I am proud of you. Unforgiven is not an easy song so double respect from me.,Much appreciated 😁,New blood joins this earth
56183,Today i managed to play a full song on my guitar without a single mistake.,It took you *only* 2 months? That's good enough in my book,"Hahah I was doing other exercises and theory before, the song took me about 3 weeks"
56184,It took you *only* 2 months? That's good enough in my book,"Hahah I was doing other exercises and theory before, the song took me about 3 weeks",Congratulations man. Wanna see my weiner?
56185,"Hahah I was doing other exercises and theory before, the song took me about 3 weeks",Congratulations man. Wanna see my weiner?,"We're good, but thanks."
56186,"Hahah I was doing other exercises and theory before, the song took me about 3 weeks",Congratulations man. Wanna see my weiner?,"Thanks u/wannaseemyweiner, I'm alright though"
56187,Congratulations man. Wanna see my weiner?,"Thanks u/wannaseemyweiner, I'm alright though",Let me kno i guess.
56188,"Thanks u/wannaseemyweiner, I'm alright though",Let me kno i guess.,Oh for fucks sake let's just see your weiner.
56189,"Hahah I was doing other exercises and theory before, the song took me about 3 weeks",Congratulations man. Wanna see my weiner?,Wtf
56190,"Hahah I was doing other exercises and theory before, the song took me about 3 weeks",Congratulations man. Wanna see my weiner?,Yes.
56191,Today i managed to play a full song on my guitar without a single mistake.,"That's great, now do Wonderwall.","Challenge accepted, I'm actually going to PM you when i learn it in 16 years"
56192,"That's great, now do Wonderwall.","Challenge accepted, I'm actually going to PM you when i learn it in 16 years","Huh, I thought you were gonna say maybe"
56193,Today i managed to play a full song on my guitar without a single mistake.,I just did it today!,Dude high five! Well done
56194,I just did it today!,Dude high five! Well done,Thank you!
56195,Today i managed to play a full song on my guitar without a single mistake.,Good on you.  I haven't ever been able to do that.  I just haven't put in the commitment.,"Get that commitment, boy! It feels cool when you finally start getting some stuff right"
56196,Good on you.  I haven't ever been able to do that.  I just haven't put in the commitment.,"Get that commitment, boy! It feels cool when you finally start getting some stuff right",Yea your absolutely right.
56197,Always go to court for your ticket. Always,Quick question: are you white?,I was thinking this as well.
56198,Quick question: are you white?,I was thinking this as well.,Why does this matter
56199,I was thinking this as well.,Why does this matter,Appearance matters but not just in the ways we like.
56200,I was thinking this as well.,Why does this matter,Welcome to America
56201,Just looking to make some friends!,Hello,"Hello, how are you today?"
56202,Hello,"Hello, how are you today?",Been super bored at work its really slow so time is dragging really bad lol. How bout u???
56203,Just looking to make some friends!,Hello! How's your Wednesday going?,Hey there! Mines been okay thank you! How has yours been going?
56204,Hello! How's your Wednesday going?,Hey there! Mines been okay thank you! How has yours been going?,"Alright! Not too bad. Last day working at this site. Fairly slow day.

What do you do for fun?"
56205,"I just got a $15,000 promotion!!!!",That’s awesome congratulations!!,Thank you!
56206,That’s awesome congratulations!!,Thank you!,Congratulations. It makes me very happy to read this post.
56207,Thank you!,Congratulations. It makes me very happy to read this post.,I’m happy that I made crybaby happy
56208,Congratulations. It makes me very happy to read this post.,I’m happy that I made crybaby happy,Tears of joy eh?
56209,"I just got a $15,000 promotion!!!!",Yeah man congrats.,Thanks!
56210,Yeah man congrats.,Thanks!,I mean you work hard and get payed for your determination.
56211,"I just got a $15,000 promotion!!!!","Hello, 
Im your long lost anty from nigeria 

XD


just kidding 

lmao",Lol
56212,"Hello, 
Im your long lost anty from nigeria 

XD


just kidding 

lmao",Lol,(:
56213,"I just got a $15,000 promotion!!!!",TL;DR please gimme a quick version,I’m going out of my way to tell you that I’m not going to give you a TL;DR
56214,TL;DR please gimme a quick version,I’m going out of my way to tell you that I’m not going to give you a TL;DR,Thank you for the 5d delay aswell
56215,I’m going out of my way to tell you that I’m not going to give you a TL;DR,Thank you for the 5d delay aswell,You’re welcome
56216,"Yknow what? I don’t care if I’m a mostly straight man, this nail polish makes me feel pretty.",“Cool” is a good word for black nail polish 😃,It might be a good word for you but I don’t feel cool lol :)
56217,“Cool” is a good word for black nail polish 😃,It might be a good word for you but I don’t feel cool lol :),Dayum now I want to feel pretty too.... let's get both our nails down! Lmao!
56218,It might be a good word for you but I don’t feel cool lol :),Dayum now I want to feel pretty too.... let's get both our nails down! Lmao!,"Let’s all get our nails done, that’s what I’ve learned from this post."
56219,Dayum now I want to feel pretty too.... let's get both our nails down! Lmao!,"Let’s all get our nails done, that’s what I’ve learned from this post.",Getting mine done today! 😊
56220,"Yknow what? I don’t care if I’m a mostly straight man, this nail polish makes me feel pretty.",You go dude! You're awesome!,You are too!
56221,You go dude! You're awesome!,You are too!,Thank you! 🙂😁
56222,"Yknow what? I don’t care if I’m a mostly straight man, this nail polish makes me feel pretty.","How about ""snazzy""? Feel snazzy for a while.",Snazzy works
56223,"How about ""snazzy""? Feel snazzy for a while.",Snazzy works,I feel snazzy when I wear nifty socks at work.
56224,I find out in 10 hours if I have a brain tumour,Update?,Updated just now
56225,Update?,Updated just now,Ok
56226,Sometimes I'm reminded why I left Reddit...,Reddit is getting to 4chan levels of toxicity.,Right? I don't understand why it shifted so much
56227,Reddit is getting to 4chan levels of toxicity.,Right? I don't understand why it shifted so much,After T\*\*\*\* won they all migrated here
56228,Sometimes I forget 'male' is the default perception of you by people online.,Rule 16 of the internet.,God I hate this joke
56229,Rule 16 of the internet.,God I hate this joke,Ok
56230,Sometimes I forget 'male' is the default perception of you by people online.,Rule 16 of the internet.,Is this from something? If so it totally went over my head
56231,Rule 16 of the internet.,Is this from something? If so it totally went over my head,Ok
56232,Sometimes I forget 'male' is the default perception of you by people online.,Is bud (I believe short for buddy) actually gendered?,"no it's unisex, but people read way into stuff like that"
56233,Is bud (I believe short for buddy) actually gendered?,"no it's unisex, but people read way into stuff like that","comes from the word for brother though



Google it"
56234,Sometimes I forget 'male' is the default perception of you by people online.,Is bud (I believe short for buddy) actually gendered?,Lol yes. Look at actual usage. Would you use it with a woman?
56235,Is bud (I believe short for buddy) actually gendered?,Lol yes. Look at actual usage. Would you use it with a woman?,I’m Canadian I call everyone bud :)
56236,I think I've got an admirer,Aww how sweet!,"As they always say, the way to a man's heart is through downvotes."
56237,Aww how sweet!,"As they always say, the way to a man's heart is through downvotes.",Exactly
56238,"As they always say, the way to a man's heart is through downvotes.",Exactly,I'm sorry but I just want into your heart I'm sorry
56239,Aww how sweet!,"As they always say, the way to a man's heart is through downvotes.","Oh! It isn't, ""Into the abdominal cavity and UP!"" anymore?"
56240,I think I've got an admirer,Well I think you’re awesome!,"thanks, i think i am awesome too :D"
56241,Well I think you’re awesome!,"thanks, i think i am awesome too :D",That’s the spirit!
56242,Well I think you’re awesome!,"thanks, i think i am awesome too :D",I think you should be entitled with gold glitter as well.
56243,I think I've got an admirer,Well I think you’re awesome!,Brown nose
56244,Well I think you’re awesome!,Brown nose,"You’re great as well, compadre!"
56245,Well I think you’re awesome!,Brown nose,I thought this is what you get when you sniff bung holes
56246,Brown nose,I thought this is what you get when you sniff bung holes,thats where the term comes from
56247,I think I've got an admirer,Well I think you’re awesome!,What if you're the downvoter 🤔
56248,Well I think you’re awesome!,What if you're the downvoter 🤔,How dare you figure out my game! 😱
56249,Well I think you’re awesome!,What if you're the downvoter 🤔,"Well can't be... Since ""awesome"" usually doesn't translate to downvotes."
56250,Well I think you’re awesome!,What if you're the downvoter 🤔,I am my only admirer
56251,What if you're the downvoter 🤔,I am my only admirer,Judging by your name I'm not surprised you said that.
56252,Well I think you’re awesome!,What if you're the downvoter 🤔,*he could be any one of us *
56253,Well I think you’re awesome!,What if you're the downvoter 🤔,Omg that's a big brain move my guy. Boom. Conspiracy initiated
56254,I think I've got an admirer,Well I think you’re awesome!,You don’t even know him...
56255,Well I think you’re awesome!,You don’t even know him...,Found the downvoter
56256,I think I've got an admirer,So I just went and gave you like 5 upvotes to help balance it out. Hope it helps!!,I also want 5 upvotes
56257,So I just went and gave you like 5 upvotes to help balance it out. Hope it helps!!,I also want 5 upvotes,Your wish has been granted.
56258,I also want 5 upvotes,Your wish has been granted.,Can I have 3?
56259,Your wish has been granted.,Can I have 3?,Of course!
56260,Can I have 3?,Of course!,Very kind
56261,Of course!,Very kind,Can I have 2 please?
56262,Very kind,Can I have 2 please?,I got you
56263,Very kind,Can I have 2 please?,"Bam, done."
56264,Can I have 2 please?,"Bam, done.",can I have platinum?
56265,"Bam, done.",can I have platinum?,"I apologize, but I've already granted 3 wishes. Come check on the lamp in about 10,000 years."
56266,Very kind,Can I have 2 please?,I'd like any kind of attention
56267,Can I have 2 please?,I'd like any kind of attention,Gotchu ;)
56268,I'd like any kind of attention,Gotchu ;),Downvot plz?
56269,Gotchu ;),Downvot plz?,Got you fam
56270,Gotchu ;),Downvot plz?,[deleted]
56271,I'd like any kind of attention,Gotchu ;),This thread is so wholesome I just upvoted every comment AND NOW I FEEL GOOD
56272,Can I have 2 please?,I'd like any kind of attention,Hi mister Hoffman I’m a big fan of your work
56273,I think I've got an admirer,"Plot twist: it's yourself, you just haven't noticed",Better check the carbon monoxide detector batteries.
56274,"Plot twist: it's yourself, you just haven't noticed",Better check the carbon monoxide detector batteries.,Check for bedbugs!
56275,I think I've got an admirer,"Hope u survive, call if u need cpr 😂😉",I'd do anything to get cpr from u bby 😘
56276,"Hope u survive, call if u need cpr 😂😉",I'd do anything to get cpr from u bby 😘,Mouth or just some push on chest? 🤔😂
56277,"Hope u survive, call if u need cpr 😂😉",I'd do anything to get cpr from u bby 😘,Would u do anything to get CPR from me? OwO
56278,I'd do anything to get cpr from u bby 😘,Would u do anything to get CPR from me? OwO,"OwO yes bby but only if u stop using OwO 

^UwU"
56279,I think I've got an admirer,You are the second post I read where they are being down voted .  Is this a common occurrence?,I think so. Trolls are rampant.
56280,You are the second post I read where they are being down voted .  Is this a common occurrence?,I think so. Trolls are rampant.,overtly rampant
56281,I think I've got an admirer,"You should probably try spending less time on reddit, this is borderline paranoid ideation.",wat
56282,"You should probably try spending less time on reddit, this is borderline paranoid ideation.",wat,"&gt;You should probably try spending less time on reddit, this is borderline paranoid ideation."
56283,I think I've got an admirer,[removed],"lmao right??

also what is ITT sorry I have problems keeping up with all the acronyms on reddit"
56284,[removed],"lmao right??

also what is ITT sorry I have problems keeping up with all the acronyms on reddit",in this thread
56285,I think I've got an admirer,[removed],"Attempting to throw others off your scent, I see."
56286,[removed],"Attempting to throw others off your scent, I see.","lol have at it, champ."
56287,"Attempting to throw others off your scent, I see.","lol have at it, champ.",Thanks for the downvote.
56288,How the heck do you respond to ‘Hows it going?’,"“Living the dream, my friend” is my favorite response.",At work “another day in paradise”
56289,"“Living the dream, my friend” is my favorite response.",At work “another day in paradise”,We must work together. This is said a lot .
56290,How the heck do you respond to ‘Hows it going?’,"""How're ya now""

""Good'n you""

""Not so bad""

done.",I heard the Ginger fucked an ostrich
56291,"""How're ya now""

""Good'n you""

""Not so bad""

done.",I heard the Ginger fucked an ostrich,*Allegedly.*
56292,I just won a $570 PlayStation 4 Pro at Timezone!,Are you from Singapore?Because I recognised the name of the arcade almost immediately,It's also in the Philippines! But our prizes aren't anywhere near as good as what OP won.
56293,Are you from Singapore?Because I recognised the name of the arcade almost immediately,It's also in the Philippines! But our prizes aren't anywhere near as good as what OP won.,Also in Australia!
56294,It's also in the Philippines! But our prizes aren't anywhere near as good as what OP won.,Also in Australia!,and New Zealand!
56295,Also in Australia!,and New Zealand!,And my axe!
56296,Are you from Singapore?Because I recognised the name of the arcade almost immediately,It's also in the Philippines! But our prizes aren't anywhere near as good as what OP won.,"Nope, I’m from New Zealand"