Input,Output Yeah true this rune is shit,he should sell "I'm on mobile too so I won't be able to do it right now, but they are quite simple to do and there are loads if tutorials on youtube. I'll link some tomorrow when I wake up.",Thanks homie Yes. Because (((they))) are behind it.,You forgot the I thought Chell and Rattman.,And I thought chell and mr freeman "I could see a battle axe being a prime ronin. In fact, I encourage it. So many gimli quotes would follow.",And then the backstory of ronin prime should be it and other 98 pilots and titans which are the titan lords perished from a siege of acquiring ~~a weapon to surpass metal gear~~ /~~nanomachines~~ a specter self upgrading program and his comrades either perished to the program and the self upgraded specters and one of the pilots and the titan self destructed the chamber to it and now ronin prime stands ontop of a peak waiting for the titan lords to rise again while holding a monthly competition called the titan banner. VV out... Hahahahaha,"you spelled giroux weird, bc he's not a leader!..." "CRISPR gene editing starts to save lives as human trials get under way - by the end of 2017, the technique could have saved dozens of lives.","They've already been happening, or do you not watch blacklist" How much emotionally did you have to pay for this shit. It looks like molester wagon meets dalek out this bitch,"Oh you know, just the regular, had to sacrifice a goat and sell my soul to the devil and whatnot" "Honestly, fly to Cleveland and buy like $120 tickets. They won't be as good, but you'll come out even and see LeBron. It's just weird and reckless to spend that much money on a ticket.","yeah, but who wants to go to cleveland" Can't spell arsenal without arse. Happy methday,"For the record, you only need one gun to get just about any girl you want." Reddit citing Reddit. Like Wikipedia citing Wikipedia as a source. I mean it's probably true but I agree with wut?.,"I'm not going down the research rabbit hole over this, and there's more than enough links in that thread to get anyone interested in doing so pointed in the right direction." "Lebron shoulder ram, miss, clean up, swag step",Dude almost lost his baby making abilities. Bangalore: Flipkart delivery boy murdered for Redmi Note 3,Xiaomi's next ad is going to have the tagline We make phones to die for why the fuck do you want to use iheanacho so bad?,He's the second best striker I've used all year and has one of the best Goal to game ratios in my entire club with over 70 games played and around 50-60 goals Serious question: why?,Because God obviously is made out of gold and likes his bling? Am i the only one who dislikes that teams from the same group can't be in the same side of the bracket? I mean i understand u don't want them to face each other again in Quarters but facing each other in semi's would that really be that bad?,The alternative would be a draw for the semis which wouldnt be bad at all but I can understand why they use this Format What are the first 2 a reference to?,Fallout "Pokemon Type Combination Frequencies, Updated for Generation 7, Data and Observations in Comments",I didn't realize pure steel was so rare. "Looking for a good bumper to buy. Anyone have a recommendation? Hello everyone, I am tired of using a spoon or doing thumb bumps while dancing and am wondering whats up with the little auto-dose bumpers. Anyone have any recommendations on what to buy?",They're called snuff bullets "Other racists would think you're being diplomatic and considerate. Bubba Ray: I'm not racist, ya'll, but those black dudes sure play basketball good. It's in them's genes. CJ: Yeah, I don't know why people done think that's racist and all. It's a compliment.",Well is it a coincidence that the 5 best basketball players in history are black? Propaganda enganosa.,Plot twist: Turistas processam GDF por propaganda enganosa da chama eterna Richthofen Face Swap,Kill iiiiiit! Damn. I thought you were going to say it's been announced and the end is nigh.,The end is always nigh. Am I the only person that sets up their DHCP scopes with exclusion ranges for devices to get static assignments?,No You should absolutely go to the Christmas party.,User name checks out haha County plans to open homeless warming center.,Its all one st louis I live in Las Vegas and get these promos all the time. They almost always go to waste. Why did I not think of this until now... I guess I have a lot of plans for future winnings!,Yeah I bet Hanging out with the homeless is fun. looks like you're the common factor here. not 100% of women,Don't worry goawayimfapping.. yanader is obviously fine right now. "Yeah totally cause the SEC can drop from #1 to #4 based on one season. And B1G #1? Do people know they have Maryland, Rutgers, Illinois, and Purdue?",And the SEC has the SEC East. Ea should include dynamic high taxes for players from the transfermarket Ea should include high but dynamic taxes like 50% or Even higher for Players you bought on the transfermarket which will reduce to normal after certain games you played with this player. This would prevent from ppl buying players just for Profit and also ppl could not hord specific players while ppl that just buy Players to Play with them (how it is intendet) are uneffekted,YOUR GREED IS HURTING THE ECONOMY "CI Crit Ice Nova, not another gorge run",CI + Vinktars + Dying Sun makes pretty much any build work doesn't really change if it a t13 or t14 Donald Trump had to be rich and white. That's the difference.,"But he ran against and beat Hillary Clinton and Mitt Romney, both of which were white and rich?" "(SpinFoil Theory) I think the next Destiny event will be the reopening of the VOG and Crotas End So the taken attempt to take the Vex Nexus , according to Ikora. The taken understand its value, so the next logical move for the taken is to take the vault of glass. And if you read the notes in new strike questline (forgeting the name) but it say for omnigoul, something along the lines of shes back and you know who she serves , so we need to go take care of this. So based on that and if taniks can be resurrected with siva , who knows what the taken could do with it for Crota",Yes and I also believe Destiny 2 will come out next year... *puts on spinfoil hat* How will KoF change the current meta Kensou seems like an interesting threat........,Melissa will hard counter kensou Coming soon,So now I can lose my bag tag in a river? Pre-Pilot Garnet,"And back there, in the background, we can see what Opal could've been" Of course they're going to be lower than the all-time-most-over-heated-year-of-all-recorded-history. Duh.,"what you talking about, 35% yoy appreciations is natural and normal!" "If you could wish for anything you wanted but you had to squeeze it out of your ass, what would you wish for?","A verified, legitimate cheque made out to me for 500 million dollars from Donald Trump's bank account" What Could Go Wrong?,"Hey now, give him a chance, he's draining the swamp, right?" how big though inch for defending champs?,I could tell you for sure tonight when I get home. "Never know what the future might hold but I'm happy in TSM and I would count as an import slot now if I went to Europe I believe so it's not likely. Seems like every team wants 2 koreans, lol.",Your chat while you were writing this : Blink twice if TSM is holding you hostage ! Me too thanks,"But you're probably good at basketball, right?" 5?,"If you previously thought it didn't do any damage, 5 is surprising" "I just like games with elegant design. Melee isn't one of those games, I'm embarrassed seeing wave shining on the front page for impressive animation... It's not meant to be that way, it was never meant to move like that, and things like that permeate the entire Melee community. It's like taking a shit on someone's art and then calling it better.",wtf are you talking about This Dress Is Way Too Short,"I think its the perfect length, lets you show off those legs!" "The M40 sniper mate, not the M60","RIP, haha." "te metes adentro del camion, lo encendes y prendes el aire acondicionado y te reis del resto de los mortales",Lo que hago cada dia mueejejejej Actually you could find a tweet from Cyberzeist claiming to have access to alaskas election website he had some valid proof,"Wow Alaska, no wonder we have a Russian spy as el presidente!" Native Arizonan here. You rightly point out some of our finer overlooked attractions... but downtown Tempe? Downtown Scottsdale? I mean I love Casey Moores as much as the next guy but I wouldn't call it a tourist attraction.,But it's haunted! DDOS illegal?,"If you assault someone like a friend, is it illegal?" With a keyboard.,Your keyboard must be embarrassed. In your opinion what is the world most important resource?,"For life, oxygen For the global economy, ~~oil~~ carbon" Mexico considers Bill to revoke treaties if Trump wins election,"But not before he makes them pay for the wall first, right?" "hahaha I was watching the news last night and the guy said there's a lot of people here for the anti-immigration protest, but there's a lot more at a pro-immigration rally he happened to be at the anti-immigration protest and didn't even **show** the other one. Just said it like it was true and I was supposed to believe him. LOL.",Not just anti-immigration but far-right and neo-nazis. Does this mean dolby 5.1 on YouTube finally?,But that could benefit the consumer. First impressions matter up until experience kicks in.,"Same for dating, beautiful people can turn out to be horrible and immature on the inside and quickly become repulsive." Use or Sell ? What to do?,Put him into the Everton-Liverpool challenge Nick28T did nothing wrong.,Shut up you nincompoop I'm fucking done with this shitty console. Jesus Christ Major Nelson,You forgot to end your sentence with "The cicada, if that counts. Lives to reproduce and died in 14 days. Poor little fellas.",Cicadas live almost two decades but it's HUGE,Ha ha ha so funny! "I don't miss them, but I do wish we could save our own formations. Having to set it up each time is just busy work.",Oh god yes! So if you have a MOV card then when the player gets a milestone or upgrade it goes with it? I'm so confused....,"Yeah...whenever he gets an upgrade(team of the week,milestone, player of the game,etc) his MOV gets an upgrade as well" "Bruh, I miss shadowrun so much. That game was fun as hell, being an elf tryin to get back stabs for an achievement n shizz. But yeh, they just need to add crossplay to versus and all will be well.",Nah man Dwarf with shotty wrecking trolls. "It's not as good as Nick, obviously, but it's close so I'm going to allow it.","As another Nick, I agree." He's probably so used to eating garbage food that his body rejects good food.,"What do you mean, I thought steak should eat rare without any flame." "Is there a tool or method to track down / discover what a device is, by its IP? There is an IP being used that I can't find any record of. It responds to ping, there's no DHCP entry, Spiceworks (they use it for inventory) doesn't have it listed either. Not showing a host name when I ping it with `ping -a ` and I can't RDP into it. Anyone got some ideas?",advanced ip scanner Hasn't got enough love on BBC3 - But it really depends how it stands up next to other BBC3 shows. If the other BBC3 shows haven't got an amazing amount of viewers then it's kind of a moot point.,There are other BBC3 shows? "Vladimir Putin likely gave go-ahead for U.S. cyberattack, intelligence officials say",All this evidence is overwhelming Hitler's Austrian birthplace will be home for disability charity,Should turn it into an art school. "This is most likely the real answer. I've done it, but with a box of oxo beef stock instead of the whisky and a fancy bottle of wine instead of the white sauce.",So the gift was the beef stock and you accidentally left a fancy bottle of wine in the bag? "because it's still statutory rape. regardless if she consented or not, he still had sex with an underage girl.",But the girl had sex with an underage boy "What? Really? But what about Birdcage, the gay guys from Mrs. Doubtfire and what about that kid from that show Glee? Aren't they representative of vast singularism of the gay community?",Totally. "NICE WEATHER IN AUSTIN LASTS FOR 2 WEEKS IN THE FALL AND 2 WEEKS IN THE SPRING. AND THOSE 2 WEEKS ARE OVERRUN BY SXSW AND ACL SO YOU CAN'T JUST GO OUT AND ENJOY STUFF WITHOUT A TOURIST HOARD BLOCKING YOUR EVERY MOVE. BETWEEN THE 2 CHUNKS OF NICE WEATHER YOU GET HOT, STUPID HOT, AND HUMID DURING THE SUMMER, AND THE WINTER IS JUST AS COLD AS PORTLAND. GIVE ME PORTLAND ANY DAY OF THE YEAR OVER AUSTIN. (PLUS NO RAGWEED OR CEDAR IN PORTLAND)",THERE'S A REASON I LEFT AUSTIN (AND TEXAS) 25 YEARS AGO. Name one meme Gary.,Dat boi. "Russia is the new boogie man. First it was global cooling, then global warming, then climate change, now it's Russia.",For those of us that grew up in the 1980's this is nothing new! "Out of curiosity, how else did you know they meant magazine instead of clip if they're not interchangeable?",Especially since the sks rifle which he was talking about is loaded with clips into an internal magazine... "Arm hair grows back when you cut it, but in never grows past a certain point. It knows...",Dammit I was sure this was my ticket to reddit fame! Chelsea's hilarious Christmas video.,Must... Not... Smile... Fuck! Interesting!,Why is this one getting so many upvotes? "MFA favorite Iron Ranger colour ? ^^ I'am interested in the most versatile one, like CDB beeswax",I don't own IRs but personally I'm fond of the Ox Blood. "CIBC Report: Canada is 'deteriorating' into a country of low-wage, part-time jobs",The wonders of globalization! "If it was me... I would have said.. Why yes Kurt, daily. I think he would have died.",Because liberals don't get How does he know?,hacker Uh what if it's neither group?,I'm in the gtx 1080ti group I can think of plenty of things that are wrong with Morrowind. Just because it's my favorite game and one of the best RPGs ever made doesn't make me blind to its flaws. That post from a few days ago pissed me off because it's not like we're too dumb too be able to comprehend that Morrowind has flaws and Skyrim has strengths.,"You know where the back button is, see yourself out" "How safe is osbuddy? Just started back up on osrs and was watching some YouTube videos and saw how great osbuddy is, so great that I feel like I'm handcapping myself by not using it. Can someone give me confirmation before I click download. I know Jagex stance is use at your own risk, and when I see that I see it like this not 100% safe , chance of hack is there any chance of me actually getting hacked by the creators ( what if I had the authenticator)? I'd really love to get serious at old school and I think this would definitely help ALOT, ( mainly just want the exp/hour timer), I mean over half of osrs population uses it right? And I heard that there are a few Jmods stationed there internally, can anyone confirm? Please and thank you.",Safe This seems kind of far-fetched. No?,You forgot the "What is one show that you love, even after countless rewatches?","Rick and Morty, TINY RICK" one of my friends is a high ranking marine general. Guess which candidate he supports? (not Clinton),Stein? If it fits I sits.,"it's an older meme sir, but it checks out" "Both not gamethrowing... Also, the first one, eventhough vig come back... You can't win tho...","If the vamps have to wait a night to bite, then the vig can shoot one of the vamps and then in the morning medium and vig can hang the other vamp." Some clarity on which Purple Guy is which.,The third one is not just a game sprite... He can be drawed in 10 seconds so he is very specialllll "Winter is coming....but I, for one, shall stay warm!","now the real grind begins, climbing cups, enjoy :)..." But...he already mentions Dade County in all of his music.,"Cmon now, we all know that's not the *real* Florida." "New Newton's Cookbook Recipe Now Live 1 Bullet boost= 1 Head drama 1 Kill Joy= 1 Fear in Headlights and 1 Unbearable 1 Profit Sharing= 1 Licensed Contractor, 1 Temporal Gift and 1 Cache Back",now why would we give away our licensed contractors You can be whoever/whatever/xirever you want in The New ArmyTM,I want to be a Corporal again "It's like playing chess with a pigeon It just knocks over the pieces, shits on the board, and thinks it won",That line cracks me up. Wow what scum thanks for showing me this!,Careful he's probably royalty you don't want to mess with him or else he could cause you trouble I mean it won't matter for you guys this year your flair is already faded,What is faded flair? Getting really annoyed with joining operations that are almost over I highly prefer 40-man servers on operations becuase instead of having to deal with 32 snipers I just have to deal with 20. However 40-man isn't as popular and every game I join is either empty or just finishing up. We need some sort of matchmaking preference in operations,Tweaked some shit to make it so you don't join operations games that are about to end - DICE Yeah you did... "Ok, yea that's the sticker that they ship with. Wasn't intentionally covered",Gotta protect that sweet sweet logo/advertising opportunity The TOP ranking is amazing. Goes to show if we had weapons we could actualize those opportunities into real points way more often. Good sign for future. Look at Chip's TOP number... no surprise,"Come on now, we all know that time of possession doesn't matter." LF2 for Nightfall,399 titan gt Cpt_crookedhair It's no one's back yard. And this 'an entire continent is America's back yard' mentality is why US intervention has caused so much discord throughout the world.,As an Argentine I feel so flattered to be considered as someone else's backyard! "Am I crazy for asking, why not?",Found the pervert Like nickname or official ;),lol im lying. "Portugal, almost under the bridge Salazar aka Bridge 25th of April, in Lisbon",They actually spawn in the wild down there? "It's not even gaming, really. Video games don't make a person this way, nor does video game culture. This is an abuser being an abuser.","Yes, being abusive in specific cultural related ways actually materializes out of thin air." Well the location of this incident is near China but far away from US. Last time someone tried to install missilea at the backyard of US we literally almost went to WW III.,Nuclear missiles and unmanned oceanographic vessels are the same thing. Remember when Chris said that 3.0 was going to be their big end of the year release?,The year isn't over yet! Don't be a dick.,This rule will also create an overflow of self righteous dicks Suddenly makes sense why its so hard to fire teachers... They just get an onslaught of shitty complaints that the real ones are overlooked.,"But teachers unions are the devil, you see." Gender equality at it's finest,Later he was dishonorably discharged for sexual harassment and rape. That the Democrats has my best interest as their top priority.,I'm sure the Republicans do though Why are we focusing on how the emails got released instead of what was in them?,I just wish rnc/trump emails got leaked those would have been must read Nice,Nice Why does this sandwich cause people anxiety?,I think it looks delicious. Labour's Brexit position is to maintain free movement while not committing to single market membership.,Maintaining free movement is bad according to this sub So how long until people will start circlejerking again about Roman still being good? He has not been good for 3 years,"Hey, he was good 2 years ago with Freiburg!" jks insane 1v3,I'm only Silver III but would it be wrong to say it was a bad move how all three of the CT's were so clustered up? "Japan World Cup, and its wonderful.",Wow I'm shocked that Japan would come up with something like this "If you're a racing driver, what would be your racing number 20 because when I was in 8th grade, i had my first crush on a girl and her id number was 20.",64 favourite number How is a bolt-action Barrett an assault rifle?,Because it has RIFLE in the name! It's Official: Clinton's Popular Vote Win Came Entirely From California,"Well, California does have the economic output of a major country so that is possible...except for all the socialist in California." It reminds me of the deathrattle 'archetype' when Naxx came out. Literally every class played undertaker with a shit ton of deathrattle minions. Thank god N'Zoth wasn't a thing during those times.,Don't worry in a year or so blizzard Will nerf patches Alcohol makes me feel like a bigger man!,Haha that's too cute RUN. Run like Ezekiel Elliott.,"Dude, do you seriously expect him to hire the Dallas o-line to smash holes through walls and mow down pedestrians so he can jog through unscathed ?" "I wouldn't have an answer to that either, it's okay.",BTW Unanimous MVP. Yah but remember that time they made rush hour traffic really bad one day? Fuck em!,I DO GOD DAMN LETS GET EM R,I Liberals are so desperate to not be the bad guys that they pretend everyonewho hates them is a right winger. They're so fucking oblivious that they don't realize that they're right wingers.,everyonewho I actually love that it shows what you gain from each stat and what the gains are. Now if only it shows just the stat numbers without hovering over anything or holding down alt it would be perfect.,You dropped this Jack Kelly?,Will you put your hands on top of my hands for the picture? Twins: Rod Carew undergoes successful heart/kidney transplant. Expected to make full recovery.,Is he gonna be ready for spring training tho? Planetside 2: Going through the files.. ORBITAL STRIKE GUN!,Idiot DBG buffing A2G "LIVE Stream: President-Elect Donald Trump THANK YOU Rally in Orlando, FL 12/16/16",CNN SUCKS! The fine folks at the dealer forgot to take off the brake shielding upon delivery. Driven for 6700 miles.,"No way, the dealership fine folks never make such a mistake." "Off the top of my head a bank transfer is the only thing that is instant, I'm open to any suggestions though to any other methods I may not be aware of.",If the vet can take payment over the phone that might work better. "Fates sucks, it won't let me S support Robbie Rotten.","Don't worry, wait until he shows up in Spotpass" "Nice!Thought it was a plastic model,looked so good,my bad.Great car dude!",well until my battery gets here it basically is just a model and smart: 1 3pt shot attempt,"Now now, do you not believe our dear Mahcus will be lifting that 3 point contest trophy on all-star Saturday night in 2 years time or am I deluded?" SHUT UP HE'S **E T H N I C**,I wouldn't trust an ethnic... 'I'm a danger to straight men' - FB Friend,"This could just be me being dense, but I could really use an explanation." "Pico Orizaba question I have a question for folks who have actually done Pico before. I'm going on Nov 13th with a group to attempt a summit and ski descent and it's unclear to me how risky of a proposition this is. Reading the climbing notes on it makes it sound like in the event of a fall there is minimal time to self arrest, so presumably the ski descent is strictly a no fall zone. However, Pico is also considered a pretty easy climb by alpine standards and one of the members of our group who has done the climb already thinks the skiing should be pretty straightforward. As a competent but not exceptional skier (fine on steep blacks, a little sketchy on doubles), I want to get some more perspectives from others who have climbed.",You should feel 100% confident skiing all runs at the ski area (save for cliff hucks) without falling before you start ski mountaineering. "Ugh, I laughed. Don't tell the other guys.","For the Artist, wouldn't slower frame rate allow soaking in each frame and it's beauty?" Krishna / DQXQ friends/ best friend My best leaders are krishna/dqxq/Pandora. Possible best friend if anyobe runs all 3,"Ronove/Myr/ADQXQ, not first slot sorry 389,003,469" "I already have plenty of socialist authoritarian sources, thanks. Sometimes though I want to hear the thoughts of people who haven't spent their lives suckling at the government teat, who don't spend their days advocating Marxist overthrow of democracy while living off daddy's money, who actually understand how free markets work or who have some meaningful achievements in the world of business to show for themselves. On those days I have to look outside the ABC and the overwhelming majority of media outlets that are heavily leftwing biased.",At least you're not bias "So yes, it's the internet's fault. Thanks for the clarification.","Don't be ridiculous, they would have totally come to the conclusion that they were fictionkin without the influence of the internet." I love talking to people that I disagree with. It's a chance for both of us to learn something. :D,Especially them "Swear to God, first map of the game I've seen, and the last. What sort of bullshit is this? fuck this crap.",Idk I'm just glad Rambo retired before playing this or else he would have jump off a bridge I feel like I missed the Putin is evil day in school. Can anybody get me up to speed on why I should fear and hate this man?,"Because he has built up Christianity as a strong faith, doesn't take crap from Muslims, and refuses to let men take a dump in the ladies room." Rx200 remarrying batteries... So i have a question I had an rx200 till late november. And j got a mew 2 batteries mod so i used 2 batteries from rx200 in new mod. So batteries were 3weeks old when i split then. And used separately for 2 weeks. Can i use them safely in rx200? Batteries are Sony VTC5a,Sometimes a brief separation can be good for a troubled relationship. "Perhaps he is signing his comment because of concerns that reddit admins can modify comments. This way, you can verify it has not been tampered with. It is pretty noisy though...",It would be a real shame if someone went in and edited his downright controversial comment about a CSS property Thank Ken,He would be proud "Why's everyone been upset at sony lately? Been noticing a lot of posts making fun of Sony, I've heard something about not having mods.",It doesn't help that they also made the Ghostbusters reboot. OutOfLoop here please explain?,we dont need outoftheloop...we need JA! There were no cell phones back then. You estimated a time and got there when you got there.,couldnt they send IMs or a FB messages? A warp gate that lets skillshots travel from one end to the other,Jayce needed buffs anyway so can sona,Hey her ult makes clears very easy damn were they rich? damn,"No, they are poor construction workers that like spreading their wealth." "Many people have always dreamed of being the one who gets to fire people they didn't like. Just like all the people who talk about how they wish they could punch that person who screwed up their coffee in the mouth or show the guy who cut them off who's boss. All the ones who tell customer service folks that they're gonna call corporate and get them fired. There's no empathy there, only a desire for revenge, punishment, teaching them a lesson, and feeling powerful. They eat up shit like You're fired. They're living vicariously through him when he says it. Now they're loving that he's telling politicians and nerds bullshit that makes their heads spin. That he's bullying everyone. That he's not giving a shit what China thinks about him. He's fulfilling their fantasies. Nevermind that these things are just fantasies because in the real world, they can have devastating consequences. Someone gives you a bad review? Destroy their whole company! Someone says your idea was bad? Get them fired! It's anti intellectualism at its finest. It's beating up on nerds for acting smarter than you, other kids for not respecting that you're the biggest kid in the grade, and anyone who you perceive as having slighted you in any way. He's just a bully, and he's satisfying millions of people's fantasies of being a bully. They think he's going to be able to just bully the whole world around, just like on his show. Unfortunately, he's about to be a bully in a China shop.",What is the first lady gonna do about it? Well you are not required to put in your social so that wasn't on the 4473. I've been told it really makes no difference.,"No, its just for fun..." They did. It's called a GigaFactory.,They've been going out together for so long they should just tie the knot already Seriously asking why we can't nuke the middle east...,"They're just sitting there, why don't we use them?" "Is he hard working? Is he loyal? Amazing may not know that. Just like he doesnt realize that he jungling wasnt ever very good, but hey that's a different topic.",Yeah man season 4 with tsm he sure was bad. "Ah, romance",Twat swatted "TIFU by going home with young lass after a night of heavy drinking Obligatory this wasn't actually today, but during my sophomore year as a newly initiated fraternity guy with a large ego and small alcohol tolerance. I've had to use a throwaway because this story (and the unfortunate pictures that go along with it) got pretty popular around my college and people will likely recognize the story. We start out the night at the liquor store where one of my older fraternity brothers offers to buy me some booze if I buy him a six pack. Being around the age of 19, this was usually my only way to get booze for a party so I obliged. I had about $15 after his 6 pack of PBR, and as I was reaching for a 12 pack of Miller Lite, I see a neon sign warning me of their new special on boxed wine. I do a little mental math and realize I can get 5 whole liters of shitty wine for the same price as a 12-pack of beer. Impressed with my price per unit reasoning, I go with the bag of wine instead. The night proceeds how you probably guessed it would for any 19 year old armed with 5L of wine and little to no experience with binge drinking. I drink about 3L of it and i'm spewing out of all ends as we leave the house party we were at. My friends were trying to drag me home but I wanted to stay. I am now drenched in shitty wine, and rolling around in the grass so my friends just fucking leave me there. Can you really blame them? I gained a second wind and somehow ended back up at the party, still covered in boxed wine and other juices I couldn't point out from rolling around the damp yard outside of a college apartment complex on a Friday night. **Cue the young lass.** Some backstory on her: She was a nice girl, but really really not my type and had been aggressively pursuing me all last year for a piece of the 5 inch prince but I wasn't really interested. Things changed on this night. She walked into the party and screamed when she saw me and came over and hugged me, ignored my dampness, and then sat down next to me at the party. Things progress and we're eventually making out and she's leading me away from the party towards her apartment. She pretty much has to drag my toes up the stairs and then leads me into her lair to mate with me. She goes to the restroom and I strip down to my skivvies and slip into her bed to wait on what is to come. She returns from the bathroom and we start to do the kissing. After some light kissing and caressing of the 5 inch grinch she freaks the fuck out and screams at me to stop. I'm totally surprised at her total shift in mood, and was incredibly confused until she yelled at me to stop pissing in her bed. Sure enough, I look down and I have broke the levees all over her nice silk sheets. She's freaking the fuck out and me and pushing me out of her bed, and immediately pushes me into her restroom buck naked to finish pissing. I pretty much got it all out of my system on her 1000-thread count sheets but I figure i'll go along with the charade to keep up appearances. I sit down on the toilet, and that's all I remember until my 6'3 275 lb friend has to kick down the door to find me naked passed out on the toilet seat with my head resting on her counter. The girl had left her apartment after she couldn't get me to leave her bathroom and went back to the party and refused to deal with me (for good reason.) I woke up the next morning in her apartment on the couch, in underwear that weren't mine, and her roommates (who I was still a stranger to) were giving me the worst glares of all time. I also reeked. Why, you ask? It wasn't the fact I was covered in cheap wine or my own urine. When I passed out naked on her toilet, I apparently decided to take a shit and neglected to wipe. Don't be like me. TLDR; Drank too much, went home with a girl, peed all over her and her expensive sheets, passed out in her bathroom, my friend had to come kick in the door to make sure I was alive, forgot rudimentary procedures while pooping.","I'd say you really shit the bed on this one OP, but it seems that that was one of the things you didn't actually do **clap**" "I'd be pissed if I was a Red Bulls fan. But I'm not so I ain't. The article does make a good point of the potential snooze fest it could be due to NY's lackluster attendance. While it may be poor form for the USL to stick it to NY like that, can you really blame them? The league is surging in growth and popularity in many cities. Surely the league doesn't want to squander a prime opportunity to capitalize on growing its footprint in the North American soccer arena.","The match will be on ESPNU, they want a full stadium for something with that level of exposure" But how do I get the mirror under the screen?,With a coffee mug "The placeholder president and his lawyer educated, lunch lady he-wife can get the fuck out. Try not to steal too much shit on the way to the parking lot.","Yeah, gotta make way for the serial sexual assaulter and his stripper third wife!" "NUKEMAP - Select a City, Select a Bomb, See the Effects","So based on the comments here, it seems like the easiest way to negate the effects of a nuclear blast is to simply remove all of the oxygen from the air." "Yet Kofi has to write out a fucking paragraph explaining why that picture of him, E, Xavier, Swann, and Sasha is important. Life's shitty.",Its because everything bad ended in 2008 Welk Nederlands accent heeft eigenlijk de ruigste uitspraak van de letter G?,Limburg natuurlijk. "oh, the problem is that i don't buy my own food, my dad does. i don't want to have him have to change his whole diet for me so i decided to just wait until i'm all moved out",Oh that makes sense. "The ingame smokescreens are a bit clean and subtle, aren't they?",Poor polar bears :( Ik denk dat het normaliseren van een dreigingsniveau lastig wordt als je 'tegenstander' de extremistische uitwassen zijn van een religie die al 1400 jaar met geweld wordt verspreid.,Zoveel last hebben we toch niet van Christenen? "(Regarding an obviously and purposefully over-the-top gif about a woman's cycle) As a woman, this gif is way over-exaggerated. As a man, no it's not","It's important to remember that the most interesting, noteworthy, and relevant fact about periods is how they make men feel." "Helluva Christmas present, eh?","Yeah, I'm way more excited about that than whatever is underneath the tree right now." "If we get a penalty now, who will take it Ibra or Rooney. Ibra to get his hat trick or Rooney to equal goal scoring record?",De Gea "Should I reserve? At this point the estimate is 2018. That's right around the time I Will be wanting a new car, and I think I will have the cash for it but just a little worried. What's the consensus on this?","No, Tesla will implement a new 40 cent per hour fee for leaving your car" "yes, Mexicans love liberals!","Well, yes, I try to be good to other people, Mexican or not." Taken king wasn't $60,"You're right, it was $59.99" "Yeah, but he's also the reason we lost every game so far.",You forgot the "TIL that Muhammad Ali painted his friend Joe Frazier as an uncle tom, turning many against Frazier. Frazier's children were bullied and he received threats. Ali promised that he would crawl across the ring and call Frazier the greatest if he beat him, which he refused to do after losing to Frazier.","In all honesty, I've heard a lot about Ali that makes me think the guy was a general dickhead a lot of the time." The striped pants go way back,Adidas: Origins Why did you try to make this political? Cant a woman just shit in her hand and throw it without involving Trump,I mean a woman can no longer reasonably expect to have the right to choose to poop in her hand with a Trump presidency "What are some of the rarest items you have in Destiny? This game has been out for quite some time now and with multiple vendor and gear refreshes, alot of stuff has fallen by the wayside and become unobtainable or just extremely difficult to find. What do you still have that you would consider rare? For me it would be my ship, chasing infinity (queens wrath ship) and my Skorri's revenge pulse rifle from the iron banner before TTK (It was only ever sold once). Would love to see what you guys have :),","I have a reinforced barrel, rangefinder Matador :)" I'm the exact same way! Different moods for different dudes!,I'm into girls myself but I think the gays are cool to "I'll never forget the one time I pulled Trial from Yogg vs Renolock, him having exactly 3 minions on board, and playing Jaraxxus on his turn just so I could shoot that big yellow laser in his face for the sweet sweet OTK.",TIL OTK is short for opponents turn kill "Problem with Naze32 rev6 I just installed new frame spacers and now my Naze32 wont turn on. It doesn't make sense to me. I did reconnect all the wires after installing the spacers, but even when I plug it into my mac or windows computer through USB the LEDs do not turn on. When I use the battery the motors continue to beep. Any help would be appreciated.",Could you take a look at the board and see if anything has smoked? Learn node. There's no competition,"Can't wait for the Node fad, and it's retards like you, get left behind" They make them in Old?,"They'll make them in whatever you want, or so I'm told." "Must admit I'd missed the crucifixion, thought it was just someone getting someone stabbed in the hand. Makes more sense now.",Well I mean with the Balkans it could just be a stabbing I doubt that very much,Because you know me so well. That's all I've encountered today. The worst is Last Exit since all you have to do is take a couple of steps to your right and spawns flip. It's so bad,Just try Icarus.. lol We have very different ideas of what's worth $400. Damn.,"Yeah, screw other people for having hobbies and money." "But but.... 12-6 would have split his head clean open like a master martial arts guru crushing a pile of concrete blocks, blocks arranged specially, but CONCRETE! Is a human head stronger than concrete, I think not, and the UFC needs to be safe.","technically, bone is 4x stronger than concrete" "oh, got it now. did she have a point though?",Yeah she saw it live that means it's obviously rigged for money and ratings Or maybe there is a response taking place right now and the White House and agencies responsible are smart enough to not compromise their plans by bragging about it.,Fingers crossed! 100% completely ignorant and I lost IQ points reading that post. The guy said it's not okay for white people to be proud of their race because=slavery and some moronic thing about tracing your roots. It's A-OK for black people to be proud of their race because=slavery and some moronic thing about not being able to trace their roots.,Not like white people were ever slaves... right guys? I can just see the rap community really eating this tone deaf piece of shit up.,Is that Rock Canyon Park in Provo? "He isn't the villain though, he's an antagonist yes but the main villain is Scarecrow.",I think the major conflict of Arkham Knight is more or less Batman's internal mental struggle... so yes there's conflict with antagonists but the main conflict is Batman vs himself I dunno. What colour was the dress?,I missed out on that one. talent Help I just rolled a 5/5 revite Current Team Druid 180 8/10 4/8 Revive PD 165 7/10 2/8 Revive Cupid 160 7/10 1/5 Revitalize Vlad 160 7/40 5/8 Deadly Strike Santa 160 7/10 2/8 Berserk Thunder God 160 5/10 1/8 Blade Shell Other Heroes Phantom King 160 4/10 5/8 Scatter Paladin 160 4/10 2/8 Stone Skin Champion 160 4/10 5/8 Berserk Aries 160 4/10 3/8 War God Siren 160 4/10 4/5 Heaven's Wrath Atlanticore 158 4/10 3/5 Condemnation Harpy Queen 154 4/10 4/8 Berserk Ninja 151 4/10 4/8 Bulwark Succubus 150 4/10 5/8 Sprint Grizzly Reaper 140 4/10 3/8 Slow Down Immortep 140 4/10 2/8 Heavy Blow Rest of heroes are below 140 I did roll a Trixie Treat 1 1/10 3/8 Scatter I was thinking the 5/5 revite would go best on PD but wanted to make sure that was the right decision.,Aries then Cupid isn't it the same thing?,"As a female who uses the words female and male to refer to humans, I've never understood people's weird obsession with the term, unless it's used in a condescending context." wat,on what potato was this taken? "The funny part is the one where random redditors think they have uncovered some definitive proof that she is a criminal that somehow the FBI missed. Look, Trump won't prosecute her. You're stuck with two possible explanations: Either she's not getting persecuted because of a massive conspiracy to protect her, which include many of her most energetic political opponents. OR The FBI is a more reliable source on the criminality of her actions than randoms on an internet forum dedicated to conspiracies.","Fuck your logic, she's clearly a lizard, I mean that would make much more sense right?" "Rd1: Garrett and Trubisky or Kizer. Rd2: Elflein and budda Baker or Marcus Williams RD3: BPA CB and Jaleel Johnson RD4: BPA OLB, BPA CB, and BPA OG RD5: Julie'n Davenport RD6: Josh Reynolds",But our Jacksonville trade! Thousands of Muslims donate 10 tonnes of food to help homeless Londoners at Christmas,The food is probably poisoned another e-sport chamipon,"Sent the complaint, thanks" Tree Fitty?,"Hey man, getta' here with your grammer and memes" r/punchingkid,"Dang, you got here before me." im fucking bronze 5 :(,At making reddit threads? How will springtrap find his father? It's been 30 years since he last saw him. His father could be on the other side of the country for all we know. He will either have to walk to find him or has to steal a car. Just imagine Springtrap driving a car.,The Yellow Pages! My Samsung flip phone and T9 texting.,"Also, text messaging that wasn't unlimited." anyone actually start matt moore? lol,MOORE SIMS STACK BABY And why isn't main stream media reporting this?,Though it happened in real life it *does* read like potential fake news... Best trail cam ever,Was that an Amur leopard? Help! Where can I get my mental health checked? I think I'm suffering from generalized anxiety disorder and need to get checked. Can you guys give me places preferably NCR region where I can get checked and also price range?,"Nice try, PDiggy" "Went for a job interview with a high level private school. Had to take a written test, then an interview with the department head, then the principal, then give a demonstration lesson to the teachers who made it as difficult as possible. Then I had an interview with 10 of them all asking me difficult questions. I was nervous as fuck and just wanted to get out of there and go work for McDonald's. Got the job.",Congrats! inb4 Heart Attack,jfc put that dagger away Nobody wins any medals. That way nobody has to lose.,"Surely after they have fucked the European's wife and daughter, laughed at them and their culture, cashed a welfare check that the European has been taxed to pay for, the cucked European male gets a plastic bauble of some sort, maybe a nappy pin he can wear in solidarity with the global left-cuck movemnt or something?" "YOU'RE TALKING SUPERBOWL (you all know the Oilers used this too, right?)","Whats that, a hockey team?" tick tock pls hurry,"Don't gild me, my boyfriend will kill you." "Thea Trinidad, she wrestled Asuka, also used to be in TNA.",Isn't she dating Aires as well? The extinction of all the current vegans. You guys give it a really bad rap,You sure are doing a lot for the reputation of non-vegans with this post. AS2 EP4: Drag Movie Shequels live reaction/discussion thread. Mother does not play...xoxo,Ok but where are the mini challenges? I was 270 in college. I've been 190 for 13 years ever since. I guess my huge fat resurgence is running a little late?,"Yeah but 270 isn't technically overweight by today's standards, sure a doctor maye call it obese but they don't understand obesity like we do" The Evidence That Obama Birth Certificate Is 'Fake' Is Heading To Congress,Hopefully that traitor gets locked up. Vijender Singh vs Francis Cheka 2016-12-17,why would you taunt your opponent ? Or 43 year-olds with money.,Soon..... "I guess Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Anne Frank had bad character.",scum of the earth and all that Melting a metal lock,Looks more like a lock shaped marshmallow Apparently we should allow threats to dictate our political system.,Works for foreign policy. "See for example the complete absence of accusations that Trump was actually born in Slovakia or Germany or somewhere. Articulate, suave black guy in the US? Nah obviously he's from Kenya. He isn't all poor and urban like black people should be, haha. This definitely isn't some of the most racist shit I've heard this millennium.","Doesn't matter, he's the right kind of white, so it's cool." Whataburger in Texas has had chicken strip sandwiches for ages. Raising Cane's is another fast food chain that does it too.,My local place in central VA has a chicken strip sandwich type deal Why didn't they go to Mexico?,More drugs and you could probably put your guns to good use there. "Fuck, I'm high but that's surreal when you think about it. What if she actually liked Benoit more?",Well if we ever see her going for a frog splash and decides to do a diving head butt instead we might have our answer. "Been away from your town for a while? When the free update arrives this autumn, I'll take care of all the weeds!",Isabelle is a pothead confirmed our o-line is awful,Ours isnt much better What is the most expensive item you have ever held in your hand?,Boing 747 Foxconn Fires 25% Of India Workers As Demonetization Destroys Sales,"This is good, now the govt sectors will absorb these workers, reverse brain drain, all hail the PM for this positive side effect" Wrong,Thanks for contributing to the conversation. As long as you didn't make a deposit afterwords,Omfg lol Intimate details of how I created them,Okay not sure if your child would want to know about that either. What is funny is our own governor is disabled.,Yeah but he's also wealthy so he deserves medical treatment "I think WoC are more attractive than white chicks Just an opinion. I probably sound racist, but oh well. Seems the standard of beauty centers around western, white women. Even in foreign countries. I never understood it. I think light brown and dark skin are beautiful. Not only that, but body and facial/hair features on WoC are more appealing, imo. Aging not much of an issue either. I mean look at JLo, Gabrielle Union, Paula Patton, etc. The crappy part is I only attract whites girls in my area.","I'm a white woman, and I agree with you." Look At All That Economic Anxiety,But.. I was told that t_d doesn't leak. Awesome sounding songs to play on 12 string guitar? I got an awesome Martin acoustic 12-string for Christmas and was wondering what are some cool songs to play it. I learned Ocean by JBT a while back and have been playing that but any other suggestions?,"Most acoustic guitar songs will sound cool on a 12 string, try tangerine, pretty easy, in standard tuning and sounds awesome." "I'm sorry, but how do you not know? Do you just donate in impulse?","Nah, you just blindfold yourself and tap around until you donate something" This is why you don't negotiate with terrorists.,I believe you mean moderate rebels The Mission of Skinny Lance,Ok ill make a smurf so i can wintrade with you It cost more to order a Soda than it does to fill the Regalia's completely empty tank... Love it,totaly unplayable "Also, tic tac toe is a much deeper and complex game than chess","Are you dissing tic tac toe, have YOU ever played at the tic tac toe professional tournament, the science system is more complex" "I have never used a share, want to try. My username is LairPlex Thanx!",Added! "Nova Launcher will announce something BIG tomorrow, any guesses?",Guys I think the big announcement was the giveaway of six icon packs that are really underwhelming and a 200 dollar play store gift card we have a 1 in a trillion chance of winning. How about we talk about Hillary's collusion with Saudi Arabia.,"Collusion with Saudi Arabia a 'non-question', says Clinton aide." Game Thread Week 15: Cincinnati Bengals (5-7-1) VS Pittsburgh Steelers (8-5) Time: 1:00 PM Place: Paul Brown Stadium *Help the mods by reporting trolls* **Sort by new for up to date discussion.**,Look at Tez pat him on the helmet trying to get him concussed Texas Begins $350M in Medicaid Cuts; Disabled Children Affected,they shouldn't have been born disabled "The best part is when Hillary voters don't know who he is. Yes, please lecture me on how I'm an uneducated voter when you're unaware of the role Podesta has played in our last two Democrat administrations.",But... but... it was her turn! No help for domestic abuse,"Your fault for getting beat up by a girl, you pansy." I see your RGB water bottles and raise you......RGB toilet!,RGB crapper Where'd you buy the 12.5x12.5 frames?,"Hobby Lobby, they sell album frames specifically for that size" My dog fell asleep under my daughter's pillow and nearly gave me a heart attack,Looks like a really shitty Photoshop. "Those subreddits are for the benefit of Trump supporters looking to reinforce their biases, though, not for the benefit of outsiders. It's not as if they'll admit the real reason they support Trump anyway.","Very closed minded, not surprised at all." Unsportsmanlike penalty for pointing at your teammate for blocking good. This is your NFL Roger.,"Hey, we're talking about the No Fun League now c'mon" "He didnt do anything wrong... did the people who fired him think the word slave is inherently racist? It can be used in a racist way dont get me wrong, but it wasnt here. I am very confused about this.",Offensive to slavs the population where the word originates That's a nice division lead the Lions have there...,Be a shame if someone were to... ...**RUN.THE.TABLE** "Just Salt Mining. I see a Steady Downvote of What I Post Today...So Adding Fuel to the Fire. Enjoy, Libtards! Glad to Know I'm in your Head.",But hey look at that Rapist Bill sign behind her! "Damn that sucks. Hopefully, they'll be able to get your stuff back.","Unless you have a video of the Russians stealing your account, or a picture of the Russians who stole your account, then they can't do anything." Game Thread: Green Bay Packers at Kansas City Chiefs,"Its cool having someone from my state of Delaware making it to the NFL, especially him being a quarterback for the packers." "Helmet! Concussion, fontanelle, psychopathy, forever",Mall tantrums over iPhone appointments! #FullMcIntosh via IMC: Rogue One is racist because reasons.,Look at all that manthreading... "No wonder Mozgov had a horrible game, the Cavs players jumped him and injured him!",Damn posse At the current rate of population growth on Earth there's pretty much no stopping climate change,So you are telling me it will solve itself? top-notch journalism^^TM,Fair and balanced They were in the first,"It's because in a game of football, the first drive is the only thing that matters." "Eh not really, can only kill 2 people per clip, small clip means frequent reloads means more chance to get killed undefended. Long reload and low ammo count makes it a pretty balanced option, definitely more balanced than it's current 3-shot kill model.",Yeah cause a ttk of around 200ms is not op at all "If multiple posts and complaints don't happen, then the chance goes from 1% to 0% of GIG actually fixing this bullshit.",Leaving the typo because this phone sucks almost as bad a GGG servers. "Wife doesn't allow me to play gurbani I'm tired of my wife as she doesnt Allow me to listen to gurbani. I'm actually a sikh born in Canada who likes listening to path, my wife is indian. She doesnt want to hear paath. I used to wake UpTo paath. What do I do. I have told her how I feel, but she isn't willing to adjust",talak "Ya, I would know nothing about what that feels like.",I know all about it I had a friend who subscribed to Nintendo power. We'd all borrow his copy and hand copy all the moves for games like Street Fighter and Mortal Combat.,Kombat* Looks like the product the scumbags from znaps never shipped.,"Haha I'm still waiting for my zsnaps, I'm sure they'll come one day reaaalllll soon" Clouds over my colleges' dorms today.,It looks almost as fake as half of those students' prospects for a future. Suarez Second Goal against Espanyol (2-0),Can we talk about how awful that shot was by Messi... I'm too handsome to be hurt. Roast me.,Did you just cut off your pubes and apply them to your face? "Seconding ThredUp. I haven't bought anything super high end there, but my two purchases were positive.","Yeah, there customer service is great and I never had an issue with purchases, but they have weird standards about what items they buy off people." I'm sure a lot of people say this about incels after visiting this sub.,"Yes, but that is 100% false and unfair, whereas OP's point is 100% true and righteous." Here comes the,"Dog, finally." Osweiler benched; Savage in,Gotta save their stud lobster for those quality teams This is hotter than the real thing,I wonder how quickly one of them popped a carrot of their own Dak's 88.8% completion rate is the 2nd highest of all time - Min 30 passes,Romo would've broken the record. I'm still looking for the peasantry in this post....anyone else able to find it?,"They support 1920x1080 resolution, that is *almost* as low as peasantry" Scar art,This is very triggering to me. Felt like playing on my smurf... and then this happened..,"In their defense, the yasuo is obviously a diamond smurf with how badly he out played them." "Happy Birthday, Formal! Happy Birthday, Formal! Hope it's a great one.",When you share a birthday with Formal looking for suggestions on hairstyle and facial hair,You look hot I'd let her handcuff me,Funny Inb4 DAE V10s BACK??!?!,Report: Auto Union coming back with 8.0 V16 why does it have to be an obsession? clearly you have no idea what is going on or how I got here. maybe read up on it?,30 years of flaming other people's work is clearly no obsession Derek. add velkoz and illaoi to your channel and you're good to go,Love me some tentacle pr0n Ppl. need to relax. Ofc its worlds and these are the 16 best teams in the world currently. But you need to conisder that beating the best region is a tough task. Anything can happen but stomping a team from the best region? If anthing they could try to keep with up them and see where it goes. Korea won every worlds since season 3 and it was never close in the final.,"Korea lost last year!s as well, so there's a chamce of history repeating itself" "Actually geo-politics started both world wars, nationalism is a morale booster and a production driver.",Because intense unchecked nationalism doesn't affect geopolitics "This isn't CSI, I don't think we can enhance things. If you look straight up from the P, it looks like maybe there's a player there standing or kneeling.",Kaepernick confirmed. Well... Maybe the US shouldn't do shady and fucked up shit? Maybe the US should pay a price for when it does bad things to other countries? Maybe every government should?,Who would stop them from doing shady and fucked up shit than? Eli5 haven't gotten around to civ yet,"I guess it's really addicting, that friend will probably stop at 5 am on Monday." I miss the days when men were men and I didn't need to guess their pronouns,"You must have some big problems with calling people by their names too, there are so many of those, and most are unique combinations.." What do you guys do for work? Ive been wondering what do most of you drug users do to pay for drugs? They aren't cheap so I mean you must have a job or something.,Organ harvesting for the Chinese Government with the occasional killsquad stint in the Philippines. "How to get over prestige obsession? As a HS senior with helicopter parents, my parents want me to go to as high ranked college as possible most likely to brag to other parents about it. Many of their friends' children regularly go to Ivy-level colleges, so I can see why they insist on be going to high ranked college. However, I found and have gotten accepted to a somewhat lower ranked school and am happy to attend, but I can't shake off the feeling that other parents would look down on me for not aiming higher. I know this feeling will eventually go away when college begins, but do any of u guys have any tips to help me in my situation?",Helicopter parents are the worst. Board Clears are the Counter To Curve Decks I wish this was more obvious to the designers of hearthstone. The only reason that you ever want to hold back from throwing down all your minions on curve is the punishment of a board clear. Hopefully Blizzard learns from WOTOG and makes effective board clears available for multiple classes.,Suggesting that Blizzard didn't intentionally turn the game into an easy mode curve fest. "You're like a constant downer, huh?",I was being "Actually, I disagree. In a mouth foaming rush to disparage a previous comment, some posters end up saying the same thing as the mentioned previous comment, but in a convoluted and obtuse way, ironically unconsciously echoing this before mentioned comment.",This. Bit of an old post but here is me being toxic,"Your fault, No one is even near to you and start atk it... You could even jump out when you got under 600hp but you didn't" BBC News: Amnesty accuses Myanmar military of 'crimes against humanity',"This post will barely get any upvotes and atleast as a human if you're not going upvote, don't downvote it." Priorities.,Looks like the Americanized version of King Arthur and the Lady of the Lake. Top 100 RTA players by origin,"Asia is irrelevant, period" "TIL during the production of Star Wars, Peter Cushing found Grand Moff Tarkin's boots, furnished by the wardrobe department, to be very uncomfortable. George Lucas agreed to limit shots where Cushing's feet would be visible, allowing him to wear his own slippers.","I could tell he was wearing bunny slippers right away, it took me right out of the movie." JFK said those who make peaceful revolution impossible make violent revolution inevitable...,Nah bro he was totes talking about Republicans DAE Democrats = best leftists! What are Bill Gates' evils?,He's rich Spent way too much time making a play kitchen for my daughter,Good time to start teaching girls their place is in the kitchen! Something all BF spawn screens after 1942 have lacked: knowing how many of what class are currently deployed,"They had something like this in Hardline, but it only showed what class your squadmates were playing as." It's to make it stand out more so more ppl watch it. Try reading the title written normally vs in all caps. Which one stands out more?,"If there is one title not in caps, while the rest is in caps, guess who stands out :)" Who had a great year in 2016?,Gucci Mane did 2016 right Oh c'mon! Please refrain from saying God's name in vain. I find it very offensive and I'm certain others do too. Thank you,"You're on the fucking internet man, expect to get offended" Obama on political correctness: 'Don't go around just looking for insults',"I feel you, Obama." I guess I weigh my morals of anti-racism over my morals of adherence to game rules.,"I guess you weigh those morals against doing what you agreed to do, too." Jags are the #4 ass defense in the NFL.,What's an ass defense? Bill would block computers bought in S.C. from accessing porn,"Yes, of course, because prohibition worked so well with alcohol." "Jameson Lopp on Twitter - Bitcoin Core's txn fee rate estimate to get confirmed in next 3 blocks rose 557% from 14 to 78 satoshis/byte. That's 1,013% in USD terms.",This doesn't look like anything to me. "Is anybody else still missing grades in SIS? I've got most of my grades in, but I'm still missing a grade from one of my classes. I know the grade is an A so unfortunately missing it has lowered my GPA a little... Does anyone know when professors need to have grades entered by?",Grades are due by midnight tonight. Am i the only person not on the ptu,I'm not That's not at all how that works,Should have added a cleveland is not a joke r u kidding... i mean the browns are a joke but jesus man stop feeling sorry for yourself,I would approximate about 50% of movies/TV shows make a Cleveland joke at some point... that is literally the definition of being a joke. Anyone Remember Animal Planet's The Most Extreme???,That was the shit! Yeah.....thats definitely it...And not a Muslim being a Muslim,But Obama is Muslim! Well I mean Chyna was a massive star in the 90s.,It's different with Chyna because she was pushed as a some freak attraction and her body was the butt of many jokes. "A list of heroes that get value from Samuro clones I used to hate seeing Samuro, but after realizing that nearly every hero that I play can abuse his clones to complete quests very early and get exceptional value out of certain talents, I started to wonder just how many heroes were able to as well, and I decided to make a list. (Because I was really bored) Abathur - Soma Transference, increased healing on Spike Burst. Alarak - More targets to hit with lightning for more healing, both quests at level 7 are completed much more easily, can cause counterstrike to trigger. Anub'arak - Increased healing from Locust Swarm Artanis - Increased trait CD reduction from Q Arthas - Level 1 Eternal Hunger quest (although not that hard to complete even without samuro, so not that big of a deal) Auriel - Increased energy gain from Q and Ult, as well as the Q quest at 1, gives her a heroic target to auto attack to get loads of energy from Energized Cord at 7. Azmodan - Sieging Wrath quest at 1 Chen - Accumulating Flame at 1, Keg Toss at 4 Cho - Blazing Bulwark at 1, Runic Feedback at 13, Twilight Veil and Frenzied Fists at 16. Gall - Spurred Onward at 1, Double Trouble at 4, Dread Shield at 13. Chromie - Both Q and W quests at 1, can keep up Shifting Sands stacks easier at 16 (14) Dehaka - Symbiosis at 7 Diablo - 2 extra runes on the ground from Apocalypse E.T.C - Level 20 upgraded Stage Dive Falstad - Gathering Storm at 1 Gazlowe - Extra TNT, Ark Reactor Greymane - Incendiary Elixir Gul'dan - Pursuit of Flame, Echoed Corruption at 1, Bound by Shadow at 7, Fel Armor and Harvest life at 13, Rampant Hellfire at 16 Illidan - Battered Assault at 1, Unbound at 4, Hunter's Onslaught at 7, Metamorphosis at 10, Elusive Strike at 13, Blades of Azzinoth at 16. Johanna - Eternal Retaliation at 4, Holy Renewal at 16 Kael'thas - Potential for huge Living Bomb spread, Convection at 1, Burned Flesh at 7, Flamethrower at 20 Kerrigan - Increased trait generation from W, E, R and Psionic Pulse / Fury of the Swarm at 4 Leoric - March of the Black King, Consume Vitality at 16 Medivh - CDR on Q, The Masters Touch at 7, potential for huge Poly Bomb spread Muradin - Perfect Storm at 1, Healing Static at 13 Nazeebo - Widowmakers and Pandemic at 1 Nova - Sniper Master at 7 Ragnaros - Massive healing from Q, Sulfuras Hunger and Shifting Meteor at 1, Fire Ward at 4, Hand of Ragnaros and Molten Power at 7, Cauterize Wounds and Tempered Flame at 13 Rehgar - Rising Storm at 16 Samuro - Way of Illusion and Way of the Wind at 1 Sonya - Increased Whirlwind Healing Stitches - Savor the Flavor at 7 Sylvanas - Lost Soul at 4 The Butcher - More opportunity to use Butcher's Brand Thrall - Increased trait return on Sundering and Earthquake Tychus - In the Rhythm at 7, and That's the Stuff! at 13 Tyrande - Empower at 1 Valla - Creed of the Hunter and Puncturing Arrow at 4, Siphoning Arrow at 13, Death Siphon at 20 Varian - Lion's Maw and part of High King's Quest at 1 Xul - Flowing Wounds at 13 Zarya - Demolitions Expert at 1, Clear Out at 20 41/59 of the current heroes can get value out of Samuro's clones I might have missed some, but sorry for the super long list, just needed to burn some time and educate people on how to make Samuro players mad.",Uther with Gathering Radiance at 16 "Wait, why is it sad she learns a skill that means fresh breeze and helps her negate damage? Because it has the same name as her son?",because he wants black cowl and is salty "People need to understand, Tevez can go 1 year, maybe 2.. and still come back to argentina and be the best player here, lol I know a lot of boca fans who are praying for Palacio and the dude is 35",Holy shit is Palacio really 35 now? "Nope. Last two years of high school in the US, 16-18.","Sixth form is the last two years College is for people studying more technical and less academic fields The first gives a levels and the latter gives BTECs which are less respected for entering higher education but you can still use them, they just don't have the same weight and many of the top colleges flat out refuse to accept btec applicants e.g Oxford/Cambridge/Imperial" Until they make every other game mode give like 5 fp,"I'm not saying they should give less in other game modes, just something based on time spent playing." Why is this a thing after so many years? (lil' rant),Another dude thinking sgs is relevant :s "Yeah, we know. Republicans lied about it. Their stupid voters don't care.",It's all the Democrats' fault anyways. It was the moment it happened.,"Technically true, but this elevates it." College night at the local pub.,Students these days get older and older Is anyone else surprised he's 71? I swear I thought the dude was in his early to late 50's.,Opiates keep you young "If you don't get a win, loss, or draw for a game then YOU SHOULDN'T LOSE CONTRACTS OR FITNESS Seriously it's ridiculous. Just played a game where the guy quit 10 minutes in while it was still 0-0. My record obviously didn't change, but I come back to my squad and 4 guys are out of contracts. I essentially got 100 coins and minus contracts for everyone so I'm being punished for the other guy quitting. It's such a simple problem to fix I don't understand why it still exists.",And Attribute Cards hahaha "If it's evolution, then why do people gain or lose weight? Are they superior beings who are capable of defying evolution?",But losing weight is impossible and gaining weight is just your body settling into its natural set point. Of course it is. If the government says this is legal it's an endorsement,"Right, I mean, the Government sells me alcohol and gave me a Driver's license, so they are basically endorsing drinking and driving right?" meeting an 6.3 as an 5.0,The japanese M41A1 is 6.0 in AB. What's the remake you actually want to see happen?,Remake doom 1 and 2 with the new doom 2016 engine. BREAKING: 70+ injured in Berlin as truck plows through Christmas market,Now Breaking on CNN - Wolf Blitzer and panel discuss how this all could have been avoided if there was no electoral college. Got a copyright warning from Time Warner using this garbage software,"Yeah, I knew this would be a problem when they implemented the popcorntime protocol for negotiating P2P connections, they should have based it off peerflix so it was streaming torrents." "Lolol. You caught me. Yeah I played jazz in high school and a long time lover of jazz. But definitely that too. Ok side convo. How awesome was that movie though, huh? It may have been the best movie of 2016.",Great movie :) Wife noticed the outline of my Johnson is visible through my pants. Advice? They are just H&M green denim that's sort of a cross between jeans and casual pants. They're really comfortable and I like the green so don't want to get rid of them if possible. How socially unacceptable have i been appearing? What's a man to do here?,Pics? I'm just waiting for the inevitable heart attack he has from all the fast food he eats.,"Obviously you don't know that its America spirit that's keeping him alive, similar to Dick Cheney; he wants to MAGA to further strengthen the energy and gain immortality." what was your favorite cartoon growing up that youger people wouldn't have heard of?,"Sonic Underground, man that show was great." Reich appreciation thread We all have to agree Reich is superior right,"Yeah, aside from the blatant genocide and whole racial purity thing..." "Not quite like Germany, Sweden perhaps comes close. They are both guinea pigs in a way. I remember a time when I actually wanted to travel Europe for its rich and unique cultures...not so interested anymore to see some melting pot of strife and cultural takeover by foreign people.",Yeah cause everytime i'm downtown I see it burning and pillaged by the muslim hordes who destroy our culture Browns for life,Cherry MX Shit "damn, thats pretty messed up. he should have gotten the max sentence!",You fucking bigot "Most improved player of 2016 I think some cases can be made for Sfat, The Moon, N0ne and even S2J, what do you guys think?","n0ne in my opinion, went from a cool-decent guy, to an absolute threat to everyone" "My partner (30M) and I (25F) are childfree, but have both been questioning our stance on it. I think I would love being a mother but wouldn't love raising children with him.","Kid issue aside, his controlling is a red flag for YOU." Lol it's top comment now.,"Ah yes, reasonable for everyone to just downvote because I was here early" Skyrim Logic,"Yes because of all the illogical things in Skyrim, the lack of medieval climbing gear is the most apparent." GOING TO MY SECOND GAME OF THE SEASON,This is also what Corrado thought before he got the neck slice gesture by Babcock. "That's Mercy's melee kill quote, and it's brutal",Her melee does a surprising amount of damage. Donald Trump surpasses 270 votes in Electoral College to formally win presidency,Yay for Nazis in 2017 "If you could see a picture of anyone throughout history, who would it be? I really think it's a shame that some of the people who shaped the world as we know it can only be known through paintings and stories. I personally would love to have seen what George Washington looked like because he is one of my favorite (and perhaps one of the greatest) presidents of all time. I also think it would be great to see Cleopatra, given she was supposed to be one of the most beautiful women of all time. Any thoughts?","Genghis Khan, just to see if 66% (or whatever the supposed statistic) of Asians look like him" I don't even understand why it's at Tier IV. It wasn't fielded until mid-1944 so why is it in the same tier as pre-war developed tanks that were out of service by 1940?,"You're absolutely right, let's put it at tier 8 alongside the tiger 2 and Pershing where it belongs." Since when shooting a muslim makes you nazi?,If you're white and you hurt a brown person you are a nazi. "I'm 19, and my parents still don't know I smoke weed Yo it's so annoying for me every time I want to smoke. My family is really conservative, not to mention ignorant. They think marijuana is like heroin. My mom has legit told me before that if she found out I smoked, she would kick me out of the house. So whatever, I'm still gonna smoke. But it's a mission every damn time. I have to stash it in a compartment that doesn't smell. I have to sneak out of the house when everyone is asleep and pray I don't wake anyone up when I sneak back into the house. I can't just go outside the backyard and smoke my weed. It's a protocol every damn time. I'm risking getting a fine by smoking in public and wasting gas money to drive to a safe spot. Then I have to worry about putting eye drops and eating something so my breath doesn't smell like weed. This shit is something you do when you're 15, not 19.","cherish those drivin n blazin times, they're unique =)" "Um, Google says that's 15 fucking pounds underweight",Well google told me i'm overweight at 210 pounds 5'5 so we cant all believe google can we "(Offer) Hey hey hey, I'll draw your usernames Howdy. I Have a drawing pad and I cannot draw. Bring it.","Dam i probs missed this, but a man can dream!" "AND bronze. I mean, come on.",What and be in 3rd place? "Neither, go for 'Gogay de cholay' or 'Phajay ke paye'",Phaja <3 Welp. Time to fully embrace being the classic heel team of the of the NHL. YOU CANT BEAT WHAT YOU CANT PLAY. TAKE THAT DETROIT!,"Man, we didn't make any bad passes, no giveaways and got the shutout!" I married a girl that wouldn't ride on the back of a motorcycle and she also couldn't swim. That's why we're divorced.,Bet she was dynamite in the sack tho right "I got into a long argument with a (conservative) friend of mine who said that Trump is openly pro-LGBT. I was actually really confused, and I eventually conceded that Trump probably doesn't give a fuck about gay people either way, but Pence does for sure. And it appears that Pence is gonna be the unofficial president.",But he held a rainbow flag once! "Is anyone still keeping track of punts? I lost track, pretty sure they aren't setting the record at this point though.",Not even close to record :'( A Bolt lying around? Sounds more like a FOB,"No, that's the thing I use to start my truck" Is this game worth buying?,"It's free right now with Xbox One gold if you have it, but if you don't I would definitely recommend it." This is officially your final warning. If we receive notice of any violation of Rule #4 you'll be permanently banned.,It's obviously the Tren. "Totally with you, the only moment that satiated what I wanted from Krogan was Grunt's moment fighting off the Rachni in ME3, he actually seemed like something physically formidable, it showed why Krogan are better soldiers than your average human with armor and a gun, and I want a lot more of that!",That moment is so wonderful and badass...actually made me tear up too "Just the fact that I pilot a 4 ton machine around is mind blowing enough. Add in the fact that there's literally millions of other people that I don't know doing the very same thing, all with varying amounts of distraction. There are people driving right now that are only barely paying enough attention to the world around their death machine to just barely not hit anything. And I still enjoy driving.",Haha funny coincidence that I read this while driving "Thx. Props to her for actually knowing how to use a dab, unlike most of these kids","God, kids these days don't dab like we used to" "In a context where all it takes is one guy, one truck and one crowded place, I'm having a hard time buying your easy fix, though. How exactly do you enforce that limit, to guarantee that this one guy doesn't get the opportunity to get on that truck? What kind of filters can you put in place, when you have hundreds of thousands of people from war-torn countries at your doorsteps, most of them probably with no real paper trail to speak of? No proper background checks are realistically going to happen there. Honestly? I don't think there's a solution. We either go full nazi mode or this kind of shit is going to keep happening from time to time. And since the West isn't prepared to go full nazi mode (or at least I hope so), I guess we're left with the second option. Anyone who tells you there's an easy fix to this clusterfuck is most certainly full of shit.","Nah, Reddit's verdict has been made, fuck em all." "No, it's a fact. Read the Federalist Papers.","Yeah, they mention him *by name*." "Donald J. Trump on Twitter: Today there were terror attacks in Turkey, Switzerland and Germany - and it is only getting worse. The civilized world must change thinking!","But the real victims are not all the people that are maimed or killed by this global Jihad, but the backlash against Muslim migrants." "As a big DT fan, I can admit their later albums have some cheese but also as a big Yes fan I can say the exact same if not more for Yes.",Those albums are not canon Or we could not let them in and celebrate Christmas in peace,"Yeah, because we all know that racism has a history of solving problems." Like if I'm racist against Australians?,Probably meant more towards timezones. "Spotted this last weekend, how is this even legal here?",ya lor ppl whose job which includes conducting urine test gonna lose their job gahment should do something abt this! Criticising socialism through a SATELLITE I see?,A socialist dictatorship made them but America FREED THEM Yeah this is Reddit and were a bunch of special snowflakes with elevated senses of humor. We cannot share humor with the likes of *facebookers*.,Shitty cropping with annoying text ruins it for me. First knife -- be gentle.,Gorgeous knife and board "How is this fair, a full team of 5.3 (no higher) vs 5.7-6.0. We lost in 3 min.","(Something something) is historically accurate bro, just flank" "Gosh, where do you think all posts on facebook and 9gag come from?",I think The Chive "No, it's the sensible solution. Terrorists aren't going to deform our society, reactionary policies will. More people die in accidental bathtub drownings each year than terrorist attacks.","Yep, and ISIS will claim credit for those bathtub drownings too!" Everyone saying fuck 2016 like this shit is going to end at the end of the year.,"No, no, if you say it, it will magically end!" Yeah i like this idea of a level limit but everything would be solved if there was a report button for smurfs that was checked and whoever played with that person would also get banned or lose the rank they gained,In theory that would work but it would be rather difficult to determine who smurfs are and who new players are from an automation point of view with no false positives. Try east india company instead.,Clay oven is garbage in comparison! "I don't want to see a man peeing in the urinal. Then don't watch him, you perv.",Well if it's there how can I not look? A Pakistani terrorist? But they're a peaceful bunch of freedom fighters being harassed by the bully India. Surely Pakistan doesn't aid these kind of people.,Misunderstood lone wolf corrupted by western decadence. so kite him?,don't get hit. My life is better today than it was this time last year because I made a decision to change the way I think.,MY LIFE IS BETTER THAN IT WAS BECAUSE I HAVE MONEY TO VACATION IN THE BAHAMAS what a motivating picture v3.2.0 Update Notice,Laika is so good now... BUFF CHOW Sarcasm is strong with this one,I thought the sarcasm was very basical.... "The co-operative virus is spreading, not even tankies are safe from infection from this terrible infliction","i thought viruses need healthy hosts, but apparently they also infest dead brain cells" "Found out after my Grandfather had died that he molested 2 of his daughters. He was a very distant man and we were never close, but it still hurt to hear. My mother wasn't one of them.. don't know if you can call that good news or not..",It's never nice to play favorites. Ca cause l'autisme.,Encore pire que les vaccins ! Uber on track to lose 2.6 billion dollars this year worldwide,As soon as they figure out how to not pay any drivers they will be fine. "There's really no fucking benefit to spending hundreds-of-thousands at least to re-grade and re-lay rail for who-knows-how-far on either side of the bridge. Nevermind that it would involve shutting down the route while it's done, and replacing the bridge itself.",get our of here with your logic Sometimes I remember why i'm silver...,Just as a tip for anybody who is facing the same problem: Try the M4A4 it gives you the 10 bullets extra to kill him :) Use the M4A1-S only when your aim allows it :) What will end up happening is the tax you at a rate to provide a UBI to the jobs you replaced with automation.,Yes because it is the citizens and not corporations wHo control the lawmakers Maybe some oversight regarding the planned evacuation busses not going to Aleppo but only to al-Foua and Kefraya. I mean when you make a deal that they can evacuate and you can evacuate and at the same only they are able to evacuate you might try to stop that so you don't lose your leverage. In the end we don't really know what goes down. Maybe what we can do is get some more nationalities on the ground. Maybe as observers so we get some information from actors less close to the conflict. Maybe some troops from a transnational organisation which makes up almost all nations on this planet. Just a thought...,And who would protect these observers from being killed by the terrorists there? Buy a pair of shoes! Get *one* extra shoe for free!,"Actually, that would be AWESOME, especially for skateboarding, one shoe always wears out before the other!" "Former Flint emergency managers, city employees to be charged in Flint water crisis",But the GOP said that the EPA was actually responsible for this! *very highly respected charity being widely being investigated by the FBI.,Yes i'm sure this FBI investigation is going to find something just like the other two did But this is why I am so frustrated at the game. They leave out so many holes because either they want us to buy more DLC or they still weren't done after nearly 10 years. Both are terrible reasons.,"Yeah but bro, *Free* updates... ^^freeeee" Hide yo Steel Beams.,So... the laser is powered by jet fuel? Upscale - smallest resolution on iPhone 5,9x16 "What is the change to an ability that you always forget that it has happened? i always forget that akali's w doesnt give her armor/mr anymore, just movement speed",I always forget that Katarina's E does not give damage reduction anymore. "The game plan should consist of running 5 wide and letting Stafford throw every down. I'm not worried about our defense stopping Zeke and Dak, I'm more worried about Caldwell not letting Stafford play his game and trying to run on 1st and 2nd down every drive. If Stafford plays at his top level, they can keep up with this offense. I have faith (sip sip)",I think getting Travis Swanson back would be huge for our run game. It's okay if someone disagrees with me.,That's bullshit and you're stupid for thinking it!!!1!! "The one that I laugh about to this day and wonder how I still work at Best Buy was when I accidentally called a customer bitch instead of miss. I don't know if I was just thinking of the word bitch or what, but I saw a customer walking into home theater. Normally I call all the ladies of any age miss because they love it, great way to build rapport. Very quickly and unceremoniously I blurted out Need any help bitch? My eyes got super wide and I had this look of horror spread across my face. I thought this is it, i'm going to get fired. I don't know if she didn't hear me or didn't care but then she just said she needed help with a blu ray player and I was YESOFCOURSERIGHTTHISWAY Best bullet dodge of my life.",More like you dodged a missile. Not THAT hard.,Yeah I'll just go back in time and replay the nonexistent first half! "With Gregory returning this week, take a few minutes to remember what this guy's potential is.","He's most likely suspended for the next 15 years though, maybe 20 if he responds to Goodells texts with the wrong emoji." "Was curious at the final results. He got DESTROYED in NYC. Hil got 87% in Manhattan, 80% in Brooklyn, 75% in queens, 89% in the Bronx. Obviously won in SI but with a measly 57%. Just did the math. He lost NYC 1,969,920 to 461,174. Thats 1.5 million votes from the people who know him best.",Well thank goodness we have the electoral college to protect the interests of Real Americans against those costal elites. You gon' buy today,I got a fast ram! I feel like this is a testament to the power of Razer's effective advertising more than anything. It's a rubber dome keyboard that lights up. What more is there to rant about? It's not unique in any way. All of its features are easily found in every other popular brand of keyboard. MLG has done a great job of getting people to think that sponsored equipment = quality.,But it makes clicky sounds without that nasty feeling of a hard bottoming out! How far away from your Favorite Team's stadium do you live? On a good day I can make it in 2 hours.,I'm from STL so fuck you! "This is some of that good conspiracy. Some pre-election conspiracy. Pure, not stepped-on, conspiracy. Bring back the UFOs, the 9/11s, the Black Ops shit! No more pizzagate or calzonefence, no more people screaming 'SHILL' if you don't see what they see in an article. Let's Conspire!",Lol what a shill "TIL of Granny, the oldest orca in the world who has been swimming since 1911. She's 105 years old.",But...Sea World says they only live 20-30 years or something like that...why would they lie? Emergency managers charged over Flint's lead-tainted water,but it was obama's epa that put lead in the water .... "We were actually ahead early and it was pretty even until 15 minutes. We started losing fights because Krul didn't have any boots or defense. I was considering getting the Eve second, but I got BM instead for the shield pierce. Kestrel had an early Kinetic Shield and I expected Celeste wouldn't go Glasscannon.",Typical glass cannon Krul. The Supremes looking supreme (1968),They'd look better if they had some box logo hoodies on. "Thanks, buddy. I felt left out.",Who the heck even uses desktops anymore? on top of not being on the same page as Brees,Literally nothing going for those two. Man I hope I get you on my team for my first game back in 7.00. It'll be hilarious,"Yes, cause it's insanely hilarious to ruin other people's games because of your own incompetence." "Through Week 15, out of all RBs with 200+ attempts, Jordan Howard has the second highest YPC in football. What should we expect from Howard in 2017? He only trails McCoy. Higher YPC than Zeke, Leveon, and DJ. After the failed Jeremy Langford experiment, do we trust Howard as maybe an RB1 next year? Assuming no injuries, where does he probably get drafted?",He's the best part of the Bears offense... so naturally they'll trade him away in the offseason for a wasted draft pick 0/6 thus far after week two of these bounties,"Or... you could delete a character today, rush level it to 40 and then go 0/7 by the reset!" Because that's what this sub is. Low-effort posts and low-effort comments. All circlejerked and upvoted sky-high.,It makes me angry too when people enjoy things! since you've looked at it is it spoiler for AoT or JJBA? also if its big spoilers then report it.,"For *Attack on Titan,* and I did report it... Either the mods haven't looked at it, or they don't agree." So this is where former Blackwater killers come into play. Get rid of the Secret Service and bring in mercenaries.,Yes Trumps driver is totally a mercenary No lmao,Do you know what sarcasm is? lol he's white,He kinda looks like a young Bruce Willis The same type of people that are voting chicken,No it's the same kind of person that votes FOX. Finally got it with just one swift stroke.,I'm surprised there aren't more posts about this yet! You maybe be poor if this bothers you that much.,"What a cunt, right?" "If new immigrants are driving wages lower the answer isn't to stop immigration, in a country with an already low birth rate. It's to strengthen the labour laws",I agree with you there... The M4A3 (76) W is 5.0 in the Japanese tree and 5.3 in the American tree with identical stats and ammo. What the fuck is this shit.,Does it have a higher repair cost though? Man I would love something like that.,Please let me know if you find anything; I'm going to keep up the Google-fu. People use the same bullshit argument when discussing prostitution. They say It can't be legal cause a client will give the hooker a disease or rape her or rob her or beat her up! What?!?! That already happens ANYWAY! Clients give hookers diseases. They rape them. They rob them. They assault them. They kill them. It happens precisely BECAUSE it's illegal! Clients and pimps mistreat hookers precisely BECAUSE sex work is prohibited! That ain't an argument for keeping it illegal! That's an argument for making it legal!,"Might as well get rid of speed limits on roads, because people are already speeding every day." You say that as if Trump is not 1000 times worse already.,"Lol the stock market at its highest in history, countries wanting to renegotiate NAFTA, a better relationship with Russia, companies *staying* and reinvesting in America.... and he isn't even in office yet Yeah seems pretty shit to me!" "Yeah neither could I, but it wasn't just that he supposedly had killer bud. He told me he delivered mainly to rich execs who were willing to pay a premium for consistency and discretion.",Leave it to the 1% to inflate everything. "i promised myself that after college, i would Never ever work food service again. EVER. i plan on keeping that promise",Maybe not going to college is where I went wrong. "The video was cringy as fuck, but the subject is not really that funny tbh.",If i do recall on your sub you guys were having a good time laughing about the Armenian Genocide. "re: your username me too, gurl me too",riot games singlehandedly caused my depression volvo pls gib,IO ARCANA RIGGED I will only bungee jump after the third person goes.,But it'd be more stretched out! "Hopefully, people with a strong education. Personally, I think the EC should be abolished--It's clearly ineffective. Both ways? Were you referring to Clinton as a potential demagogue? She ran the most awkward campaign I've seen since Dukakis.",Naw she was clearly prejudiced against racists What would be the dumbest item to have a buy one get one free promotion?,Pacemaker "Damn, I shouldn't have said anything, lol",Yeah you fucked up because now I'd never pay more than $400 for one of your knives "How do I unlock Fut champions kits? I played with a guy that had these beautiful fut champions kits sponsored with EA SPORTS,and I wonder how do I unlock them.","You have to finish a certain rank monthly in FUT Champs, I believe - there's a Gold kit, an Elite kit and a Top 100 kit" "Whats the deal with acquiring Archwing gear? thought I'd finally get round to getting some archwing gear, but you can only get parts to make any of it from syndicates that don't play well together. whats the dealio?",Ur meant to buy the parts with plat or trade with people who have other syndicates. Triggered by snow,"Damn I don't like Winter, but this fucking bitch makes me want to love it." "assistance with dumping So, I am trying to dump sm4sh for modding. But during the dump, it stops when the command prompt is at dt00. I do not know where to go from here. Some input on what to do would be appreciated.",You might want to buy some laxative pills "Ruin a first date using 4 words, Portland Edition. Let's take the I-5. I like Coors light. Ok I'm terrible at this, but I have faith you will do much better at this game.",Transplants are really great I'd call him Nicholas.,All of my turkeys were named Stuart. That's an interesting way to spell academically ineligible,Not that he could tell. "Trying to get into this game is utterly infuriating. I understand its because I am low level and such but goddamn every single match I have played as been filled with people who do no form of cooperation and for some reason ALWAYS pick a late game carry no matter how many we already have on the team, I go support, I try to help and advise but when the other team has an actual team comp I cannot help but get mad as my team gets utterly smashed into the ground by the 10 min mark.",Play with a stack. **FREEDOM HAS BEEN DISTRIBUTED**,Pootis dispenser here "Or maybe the Trump video was thrown out as a distraction ahead of the leak, knowing it was coming?",~~Conspiracy theories...~~ FAKE NEWS Let me just smear some dirt here annnnd good,just everything is perfect and then your eyes slide down to that mess of a contour..... Semiconductors: Kaby Lake.,But the new MacBook Pros would be so amazing if only they had bothered to put Kaby Lake in them instead of last year's Skylake! Who appoints the next governor?,Home Ministry Why are autists so annoying?,Because the vaccines developed by the Illuminati made me that way. 2020? seriously? I just came to check in on the game's progress and people are talking about the game releasing 6 years behind schedule? man that's incredibly disappointing.,Please do not talk negatively about Star Citizen - it makes you he who shall not be named Proporty,"Ah, now everything makes sense!" Ask him to invest in the exciting opportunity that is Avon.,Ask him if he ever heard of a great new company called *Amway* and then ask him if he would like to come to your home for a cup of coffee and a life-changing conversation. i would think about it while eating my free pizza for a year.,Gotta test it first Worker's Party?,"They day they win the Prime Minister's seat, we can start calling them a major party." "Depends on what you consider a terror attack. Breivik was certainly one, though.","Breivik, NSU, burning refugee shelters, ... it is hard to draw a straight line" "Why, because she asked them a question she would have asked anybody in the circumstance?. That makes her a racist how, exactly?",I suspect Battlepuppy left off the Did you work in a whorehouse in Marseilles?,"no, Molenbeek" This bitch has the nerve to steal a guys reserved seat at the cinema then mock him on facebook for eating snacks while watching the film.,"Honey, pour the popcorn in to my hands and let me hoover it into my mouth to piss this bitch off." Chill your nuts,ok But where /: "I'm going to take this moment to say fuck you as impolite as you're willing to take it. There's plenty of people who build careers in the military and retire at a younger age. The military offers a great reset button for people who have a small amount of student debt, or people who don't really know what they want to do as a career just yet. The military is not all war, blood, guts and killing. Sure, if you pick a combat MOS you're likely to be subjected to some emotional trauma/PTSD, but there are so many other career paths within. From technical jobs, mechanical roles, LE roles, criminal investigators that reside stateside, etc. Not to mention that a lot of government jobs in the U.S. use a veteran preference points system to assist with veterans finding employment after they are discharged from active duty. I suggest you check your ass next time before you start spewing stupid shit like that all over the place.","I don't recommend military to anyone because I feel like it should be something you want to do, not do because you don't have another option because people in that state I feel aren't mentally strong enough for it." "Oh damn, thank you. I thought it was more of a thin shell rain jacket. Either way I probably wouldn't even be able to afford it","Yeah, they are targeting a sale price of around 120,000 yen (~$1,200 USD) when they finally start selling them." Is there a name for this style of music? I'm really digging it.,"It's Flamenco, the guitar makes it sound more Baroque, in my opinion, but it's definitely Flamenco fingerpicking and chord progression." I would've gone with Germany Pulls Pork,that's brilliant. Best Expansion 2016: The Witcher 3 Blood and Wine,"Wow, and from such an amazing year of expanisions to choose from too." Well Lemieux had a 199 point season,But was that 180? "Article kindda misses the point. People are getting tattoos removed now because 1. Laser removal is more common and affordable 2. Overall the quality of tattoos are at its peak, designs are being executed in a manner no one thought possible 10 years ago. It's not about I don't want to have tattoos any more, it's more like I could totally get this shit old design lasered off, and start getting some epic new work over it. As for reconstructing stretched lobes, I find people are giving it up at least, because they dont wanna go any larger than. The size they always wanted. Thing is, when you start out you have a goal if you like, and once you get to that size you're happy. However, the long term effects of having a weight in your stretched lobes is the lines will self stretch a little. I was once at around 30mm stretched lobes, retired after an accident, let them heal up naturally. One is almost entirely healed normal, the other is somewhat noticeable that there's a little dimple in it lol. Could probably still stretch it... Anyway... Sorry about the length of the post. Hope I cleared it up a little. Any questions feel free to fire them my way. Source- I am a tattoo artist.",You just make money off of stupid people. "If I were to leave tomorrow, I'd get a text and that's it - Vertonghen on Spurs friendships","I think if Jan were to leave tomorrow, he'd get at least a call from Poch and Levy asking him where the fuck he thought he was going, being under contract and all." Today's GOP: big government theocrats using the overreach they claim to hate to implement Christian Sharia Law.,"Look dude, this is clearly only a bad thing if the people doing it have brown skin." "In this case I wouldn't push the stereotype accusation too far. He could have used and maybe should have used the term 'Asian' but went with 'those people'. He wants to point out something nice, you don't have to jump on the politically correct wagon.",yeah when i think aggressive and violent an old asian man is definitely the first thing that comes to mind finally u can sell that dragon armour,Lol yeah I've honestly just been too lazy to buy barrows What exactly is the problem with providing character diversity without alienating a straight male fanbase? Wouldn't you want to appeal to as broad an audience as possible?,"But straight white males are the untermensch, don't you know?" Can't wait for the Trump administration to put an end to this nonsense.,Oh yes he will totally be able to silence science on a global scale. RotMG Loudabeast White Bag montage (ONLY WHITE BAGS)/EVENT WHITES!,0/10 not enough eps and infected skins "Fix workbench top with brads or screws Hi Just completed a 1900 x 900 workbench using 18mm hardwood faced ply for the top. Will post picture shortly - ignoring my castor wobble ( solved in my head at least ) - how should I fix the top to the base? I have rebated the frame so the ply slots in nicely, to prevent the ply chipping / splitting - but it needs securing. Evenly spaced screws ( 4 inch apart?) would look cool , but brads would be almost hidden. Thoughts or purely personal preference? Cheers",Construction glue. "People who don't ward in conquest, why don't you do it?",Because I NEED that 50 gold so I can get my next item quicker But how is he going to summon first turn Neos if he wasted his Normal on the Bubbleman???,"Duh, with an asspull Spell Card that lets you Special Summon Neos when you're in that exact situation." "ye, I mean it's not like he doesn't play other games than Minecraft",Yea Runescape too "Then there's UW Superior. Don't know if there's a saying, but why I get from people is holy crap, what did you do wrong to end up there? which works well too.",Well if you want to get into art therapy what other school is there? "Residency is on-the-job training. Despite the seemingly endless supply of patients, there is a finite amount of experience each resident gets. If you add to the pool of residents, the amount of patient care that they experience decreases.",So what you're saying is... we need to get in more gun fights & put people in hospital It's good to see us finally going after a forward since we're pretty thin up front. Not sure why we would bring in a defender though.,forgot the Trump has enough appointments coming up on the 9th that the shitlibs will be back in the minority,Yup but that won't change the speed that cases get heard in. NO USE! ONLY CHARGE!,I've never had to change the batteries/charge my corded mouse Anything involving full penetration in VR.,Apprehensive because the technology just really isn't there yet? But the M4A1 is fuck ugly.,Projecting isnt nice. "Just go ahead and play the deck. It looks plenty powerful, but if your friends are very serious magic players they can most likely handle it. If not, it is easy to remove the card that is causing the problem (playing a few games will identify it). But again, since you build this deck in highschool and I assume you play with the same friends, I expect it to be fine.",Thanks so much for the advice! We got this,source? Oh I did when it was on. At least season 5 is good.,Oh yes Season 5 is a big improvement especially Prometheus. "Cold therapy is pretty awesome. I take a cold shower every morning, even in the winter.",We are all very proud of you. "Look at the chart, the chart does not lie, but you can be butthurt when faced with the truth. Circle has done a great job and it is such a shame they left bitcoin, it looks like they were right! Armstrong and Coinbase have been excellent in showing us the true value of ETH! , Ver has been the best price predictor of 2016, he warned us of the volume going to alts unless we fork now. That is why we see the current bitcoin price. It is all there in the charts.",Forgot the Say nutty one more mothafuckin time.,nutty What car is this?,2011 Jaguar XJL when i watched that map turn red when i thought it was going to be a blue year,Inb4 shoulda been Bernie. What does that have to do with the RNC?,The FBI told the RNC it was hacked back in June. "This is the perfect time to bring up the emails, when is he going to bring them up? Hope soon.",He already did You generally shouldn't be investing in individual stocks,"Right, well you're entitled to whatever opinion you want however you completely ignored my question." "Universal health care, free higher education, actually really tax corporations and the rich, repeal Citizens United - get the system working for the average joe again. And don't tell me the US cannot afford this . Every other OECD country can.",I'm sure we will get closer to achieving all of those things in the next 4-8 years. and then they went out of their way to hold onto the models that the people who got screwed wanted...,And? "My academic history is proof that sleep and overall home-life is super important in terms of grades. I was placed with a random roommate my junior year in a tiny 14'x16' room. The entire thing was shared space so there was never any privacy, and we got the full experience of each other's presence. For that entire year, he interrupted my sleep every single night. Whether it was him coming back drunk at 3am, him firing up the microwave for a 4am snack, him slamming the door in the morning before his 8am class, or THE LOUDEST SNORING I'VE HEARD IN MY LIFE, I didn't get a good night's sleep for an entire school year. My average GPA for that year dropped by almost an entire point. As soon as I moved into a new place and got my own room the following year, my GPA went back to her former glory. Yes, class difficulty and other factors played a role, but I really feel that I didn't have a fair shot at tackling the tougher classes at my full strength because I was too tired all the time. That year taught me two things: I need my own private space and I need to speak up and demand what is mine. Room changes are extremely unlikely which is why I never pursued that route, but I should have demanded and nagged until I got one. Since that year, I've begun thinking more about myself and what I want rather than trying to make everyone else happy all the time. It's good advice for some.","Interesting story, right on." "My parents just bought themselves a PS4. First console purchased since the first Xbox. What are some good introductory games? They bought skyrim and battlefield one. I'm going to get them the last of us. But I want to get them a good puzzle game, or at least one with not so much combat. I was bummed when I found out portal and half life weren't made for PS4. So, suggestions?",Until dawn Kevin Rudolph. Picked him up off waivers a few weeks ago and he's been great for me.,Kyle** This game has been oddly.......clean,I expected more bloodshed on NBC's rivalry night Really? Men are such brain dead cavemen mouthbreathers that people consider there to be a correlation between either being OK with someone doing this in public...or having the odds of raping a woman increasing? Good lord....,Yeah if I don't masturbate at least twice a day I start getting all rapey. Am i suppose to feel bad for this criminal? Toss him back in prison! Bye!,"Yeah, once a criminal, always a criminal!" Innova Gargoyle? Anyone thrown one?,Its got VTech its gotta be good right? I understand that botting is a huge problem but it's crazy when you see multiple bots with 99s. They must be in game for quite a bit to get that high of a level.,But most don't get off tutorial island ".... Sounds like you screwed yourself, good job. Next time try getting a car you can afford.","If I couldn't afford the car, do you think I'd be able to pay off the lease remainder, on a whim, with a lump sum payment?" "If you had to choose, is it more important to spend this holiday season clothes free or with friends and family.",Why not both? She'd be fine if she died 100% of the time she was shot in the head,"Hey now, let's not get crazy here." It's bullshit speculation but I've always speculated that there's going to be a lot of women who outwardly said they'd vote for Trump who will turn up and punch the ticket for Clinton when their families can't see them.,The real silent majority "ok, latifah, logically explain to me why this should occur. i'm hangin' on your every fucking word.","Too many questions, arrest him!" "But, should I keep saving my showdown badges to get Kuechly? I have 80 now.","Nah, you have a good chance of getting him in the showdown bonanza set ^^^" "What can I do with this that I can't do with Praat, Elan, Audacity, etc.?",None of those can synthesize speech the way it did at 3:14 AFAIK Nat 5 summoning scroll hitting tomorrow on Global,Free 27 legends pack coming right to you~ "1. Zach Brown, ILB with the Bills. He's had a great year, and is young. The Bills are up against the cap, and have no reasonable chance of signing him. This move would essentially fix the ILB position. 2. Find a guard in free agency. Chance Warmack perhaps? Doing so allows you to move Beadles over to C full time with Kilgore, and the two of them can hash it out for playing time. 3. John Simon OLB Houston. He will not be sought after, and isn't starter quality. He is a leader, and if he is the worst OLB on your roster, you are doing something right. He can earn snaps. 4. Figure out what in the hell you are doing at QB. Trade for Jimmy G? Draft a guy? I don't know, but you'd better figure that out.",1-3 I'm with u 1000% I'm too worried about another Osweiler and Matt Cassell situation to spend draft picks on Jimmy G. HEAL DELAY HEAL DELAY HEAL DELAY,Is this some secret code? "We get our first contact from extraterrestrial life, who/what do you send to best represent humanity?",Stephen Fry. spotify or apple music??!?!?!?!,Spotify Tearing my hair out...talking really slow and comments like...this is what a firewall does...this is what a web filter does...Even went as far as saying the webfilter keeps people from watching netflix instead of working. The firewall keeps bad people in internet land from being able to access our servers.,Well then why didn't you just fix the firewall with your IT magics? False flag. Clearly a democrat.,Those damn Liberals and their so realistic fake staged videos! sayomeme,Kawaii~ He got bail.,He must have said this while at jail Ennik ente Amme Kaananam Player that gets talked about the most but the least deserving I'm not asking who the most overrated player is. I think the answer is Carmelo. He's one of the top 5 most talked about players in the league. I l keep up with the NBA and sports in general and I hear about Carmelo all the time . He's no where near a top 5 player in the league and arguably never was . And he hasn't played on a successful team in quite some time . I don't think the answer is as simple as he plays in NYC,Lebron! The EU court sounds like it protects human rights to a good extent.,But havent you heard that the EU court is enforcing Sharia law yet? wait for it,Has he twitter which we can spam ? My name is: no My number is: no,Come back when you stop being so childish! Those pants look way too small for them,They are skinny tactical. Or maybe even HETEROSEXUAL! :0,*screeches* "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU'VE VIOLATED MY *MOTHER*",ARE YOU ASSUMING HER GENDER YOU CISLABELING SCUM Me too. The call would start right after school and go on until everyone went to sleep.,There have been plenty times when we had 16 hour Civ marathons "But if child A is being mutilated in a more destructive way, child B's mutilation doesn't matter because relativity.","Which means that as long as other people starve, you don't deserve food either." But Bernie Sanders was the first candidate to support marijuana legalization! The very first ever!,Drug legalisation is a communist idea! This comment sounds so backhanded.,It's an art. i would go with James Brolin. The actor is still alive. give him a cool cameo,What happened to Logan? "That's a mediocre response, I would have preferred a simpler Boiii you 25, that's 9130 days old, you'd have to have peed 109 times daily to be at a million.","Also 4.5 times every hour, which translates to peeing every 13 minutes since birth" Love the Caps too and sorry but I never want to see weagle as the primary logo - our text based logo is a beaut. Wish we'd just switch to the reddish alternate and the winter classic white full time,"Completely agreed about the alternate jersey- I would love if it became the primary jersey, it looks great with the blue and white stars as well as the stars going down the side of the pants." "Have you ever emptied out a parmesan cheese container, but then kept shaking because you thought there'd be more, but then there isn't more because you emptied it a long time ago but keep putting it back in the fridge instead of throwing it out? It's kinda like that.",On point. "Damn, so close.",Alllllmost there Doesn't GDrive offer free 15TB of storage? Might be an alternative for you in the future.,They have free 15GB if you have an email with them but certainly not free 15TB. WTF?you mean to say because he was married at the age of fifteen he is suddenly for arranged marriage?do you seriously think he was mentally prepared to accept a decision like marriage?,"But I thought he was 100% omniscient, no?" Trump Is Making Little Attempt to Reconcile the Country,"Why should he try to reconcile anything, he won!" can u assholes stop buying stuff so i can buy stuff,K *Inaudible Autistic Screeching (Alternative Title: FUCK AMMO RACKS),"Flakbus is real underpowered vehicle, not OP at all, just shoot ammo racks" I think he's reached breakup point but because you guys have been together for so long he hasn't gotten the memo that he can walk out. The whole thing has been a test and he's treating you like you've been treating him. This is dumb but I think he's talked to you before and you haven't taken his feelings too seriously. Acting like a teenager was the only way to take notice. And unfortunately you've also failed at whatever tests he set up for you. You put *laundry* over spending time with him. If that doesn't send the message loud and clear how low he is on your priority list I don't know what is. Why is he still with you I don't know. Also the social media stunt was also breakup worthy. I actually do think this is fixable but you're too oblivious to see how hurt he's been by you. You're still minimising his hurt and maximising your own feelings. You feel hurt and it's a problem and he feels hurt and teehee what a silly joke. I honestly think you need to start the breakup talks because his efforts for you to see his side are failing. He's not going to get his message across to you now or in the future. In his own way this is his way to *not* break up but it's not working..,"But, but, but... they'd have nothing to WEAR." It was a combination but he's right it was mainly Ian Beer's Project Zero that got past the hardest stuff. I think Luca used some extra exploits to finish it off,Ahhh okay thanks "I mean, Bethesda has mods on consoles now, why not? I don't think we're really still at a point where mods will never work on consoles ever.","Who keeps downvoting all the legit discussion points, including OP?" Deadline is Friday for health-insurance signups through the state exchange,It they are true to form they will take the site down for maintenance for a significant chunk of today and/or tomorrow he is playing better but Is still fucking thrash,He's no longer 47th best in the league I've decided to reduce his ranking because he played bad over the past month he's now the 73rd best defenseman in the league Some serious climbing gymnastics,Yeah but I'd like to see them do that without that couch there I'm a GRRM fan and this is news to me.,Patrick Rothfuss fans feel your pain OC but undoubtedly a repeat,This is a shitpost. Look up restrictions on shipping alcohol.,And it looks like the answer is no-- this beer is staying in Belgium. what's it's regular counterpart?,The Strv m/38 light "Which genre Do you Want to see A7X Touch Next In a span of 5 albums, we've seen A7X go Metalcore ( Sounding the Seventh Trumpeth and some songs from Waking the Fallen), Country (Dear God), Ballad (Seize the Day, Warmness), Hard Rock (Doing Time), and basically heavy metal over all. We've even seen them do hints of prog. What genres do you want to see A7X do next. I would love to see them do a funk rock song",GANGSTA RAP YO "Yo good shit, I don't even like this album but that's exactly the mentality that I like to see when there's a new release, or really any time with music",Thanks bro "Reading your comments, you sounds like a swell guy. Always up for discussion, no hating or so, just giving arguments","thanks, I just wish IW would feel the same :P" I think he just liked my name! He brought the baby in & took a picture of me holding her. Pretty cool.,good_sandlapper is a very nice name Haha I love this community :-),Best NASCAR community on the internet* *Except for Facebook. "its pretty much the example of a 90s shonen from every aspect, starts out very slow ( I mean very slow ) end has one of the best anime endings you could ask for like everything gets resolved in that show, and has antagonist that would make even Dio and Frieza shit their pants ( not even joking with that )",hakumen no mono is an interesting villain to say the least Kid probably doesn't even know what a D pad is originally for.,Duh it's for emotes and inventory menus "If you look out the window, how much trouble do you see there?",You forgot the I have two neighbors out delivering Christmas presents door to door right now. If you don't like small towns you're wrong.,Yeah but theyre prolly just gifting people bibles "Correct me if I am wrong, but the whole Revenue isn't just about the sales of the game itself, but also the Gems bought.",This is correct; the quarterly earnings includes all sales of the game and expansion (boxed and digital) and the cash shop. "This is most likely the first time he's ever done something like this. Otherwise the good cops who don't tolerate this kind of thing would have set him straight. Or so the ex-cops and ex-FBI guys I work with tell me, with straight faces, every time something like this happens.",I'm sure he *just so happened* to get caught on video *the very first time* he did something wrong. What a joke APD is. Apparently the punishment for assault by cop in Arlington is some coaching and counseling.,I'm sure *any* member of the public like you or I would only get coaching and counseling for doing the exact same thing to a cop. "This is what's so scary about parenting to me... one thing can work for one kid and be disastrous for the other, but the only way to find out is to see what happens and it can turn out SO badly. I think I'll stick with dogs.",But what if your dogs don't become successful or don't live up to your expectations. "I've watched TOS, TNG, and DS9. Should I carry on with Voyager? I really, really love Deep Space Nine, more so than any other series. Based on this, do you guys think I'd enjoy Voyager that much? It seems to have a reputation for bad writing and character development, but is it a deserved one?",Looking for the lol implying you were 13 but playing an m rated game this is fake as shit,Yeah cause no parent has ever bought their 13 year old a M rated game... "I don't know. This had double the kids, out of control vehicle, property damage, sweet as back roll holding kids, and everybody live. Going to Hell for this.",Do you also prefer war heroes who don't get caught? "I finally stopped drinking for good. Now, I only drink for evil!!!",I'd be more worried if you stopped fapping. "Yes I do own a cat. I've owned many since I was a kid and have never seen or experienced a cat doing this. My kitty will come into the bathroom with me and sit with me or lay on the rug, or she'll rub on my knees while I'm sitting down, but she (or any of the other cats I've owned) have ever gotten in my underwear while I'm in there. It's just people trying to be cute and coy for karma.",You're clearly missing out on a prime cat experience. "this isn't a fringe playing showing up in a preseason game box score... Henry was drafted as a cock diesel running back, and he looks every part of it.",Wouldn't be surprised if they each had 12-15 touches a game or more "That's so sad. I understand showing a film digitally, but its sad that there are tons of films that are forever dated by their low quality because they were shot in this era.","Pretty much every film is still edited using a 2k digital intermediate, so sadly we we still have that problem." 1. Join one of the large political parties. 2. Gain selection to stand for Parliament. 3. Win your seat. 4. Work your way up. 5. Become Minister of Health 6. Advise the Governor General to make an order in council removing cannabis from Schedule 3 of the Misuse of Drugs Act 7. Gain the approval from the House of Representatives in the form of a resolution supporting the G-G's order. 8. Congratulations. You have now legalised weed.,Or arrange an untimely end for dunne British school is denied top grade rank after the governing body decides it doesn't have enough Muslim minorities!!!!!,"I'm gonna head to China and bitch that it's too Asian, I'm sure I'll be respected and catered to." Excellent job by police and intelligence offices,Just like with Benbrika. So these children suck because their parents are someone you don't agree with politically?,"I'm sure they'll grow to be caring, decent Americans, with parents like theirs." If the mod is more than 1 file and not of the type *. rfcmp then it's not an rfactor 2 mod. Mods for rfactor 1 and 2 are not compatible with each other.,How do i uninstall the mod The thing that always bothers me about this post is that those are all white girls.,"One is a Jew, the other is a Catholic" It's 50% now isn't it?,"No, they kept the -100% aim in for balance reasons (something to do with widow I think)" "Seven Days, fam","Broken Man, homie" Fuck all these annoying bandwagon Warriors fans at Barclays.,... says fan of a franchise that literally moved to Brooklyn to get more fans and eyeballs. We pretty much do. I don't remember Jesus saying much about Christmas trees or Santa Claus.,He must have really hated Christmas then. I mean...the last time we did pretty good,"Nah, barely broke double digits" "I definitely agree, ending the F22 program and the A10 program were terrible moves in exchange for the F35 JSF. I hope they do exactly as you say and revive the F22 program since it outclasses every other fighter on the planet, along with the A10 since they are lethal Close Air Support assets. Either rethink the objective of the F35 or scrap the program entirely for more beneficial and hopefully cost effective programs.",Plus if we cancel 30 days or more in advance Lockheed gives us store credit Fuck me.,Are you lubed up? Fallout 4 on ps4 is terrible,Building a PC is too hard and we can't see more than 30 FPS anyways "As an Irish person, I really want an Irish hero. But I'll settle for a Leprechaun skin for Torb.",Make it happen Dana. People cringe at everything now.,you just made me cringe Further. What? Nothing.,Obviously university is not going well Good year for heroic tradies!,TBH the only jobs left are making shitty dog box apartments. "Amazing. I wish I could upvote 1,000 times. I played guitar when I was young and didn't keep it up. I still own a couple of guitars and can still play, but I'm not great. It's one of my biggest regrets. I keep thinking about it now and again and I wonder if I'll ever find the desire to sit for hours on end and just enjoy it like I used too. When I see videos like this; part of me says go for it!, then the devil on my shoulder asks me why waste your time? You'll never be as good as this guy.., that may be true (certainly will be!), but as long as I find that passion again, then I don't give a f*ck! Keep up the good work. That video is amazing!","Dude, take small steps to get back to learning how to play, it is so much fun if you have time to do it." Rome wasn't built in a day and the top European leagues took a lot more than 20 years to get to where they are today.,The Premier League is only 24 years old He was not a great President but he has done some delightful things.,Yea he killed alot of those islam devils "We should get a daily advice thread for simple questions. It should just be a megathread that allows anyone to ask simple questions. For example, if someone recently got a legendary, but don't really know how to use it, they should go to the megathread instead of making a new thread about it.","This is a great idea, good job." "I do actually quite like English 2B's personality, but I feel that JP 2B had more emotion in her voice at that scene and a so on. As a dub hater I must admit they did put effort into the English which is great. Perhaps I'll do two playthroughs with both voices in March :p","Don't worry, if this game is anything like other yoko taro games prepare to beat the game 7 times for the entire story." Thank you SO much. I was planning on using the gold glitter on my eyes for Christmas Eve. You are a hero!,Glad I could help (: "Really nothing wrong with this - even if it's not the *ideal* solution, it's better than not having any sort of disabled access at all. At least there's also a handrail. (though it does look to be a bit narrow - depends if it is wide enough to accommodate a standard wheelchair, whatever size that is. If it's not wide enough then I retract this comment).","As we all know, wheelchair users have better traction than the average car." Ugh this makes me sick!,You clearly are blind to the advances in equality spearheaded by the DPRK "The photos are great stock or not, but for some of them I don't see any correlation between the logo and the background, kinda out of place (more with the EU teams than NA).",Damn NA bias :( Shaper Kill service No flasks,"Yeah, Vaal Pact is super balanced and shouldn't be looked upon at all." "Grumble. I just posted this, but someone got there first. Good job Pommerz. This was not unexpected. I would preferred to have taken him alive.",condolences on your loss of potential karma Clinton is a fucking warmonger who will bring us into confrontation with Russia. The recent leaks prove this. Anybody that supports Clinton should go fuck themselves.,And condoning an armed response to taunting Iranians ISN'T warmongering? This is why I have assault off,"Indeed, same for me" Slip and sky blue chaks for lime lights,Great offer R u serious? Nty,"You should take this offer, it's amazing" Hey does anyone have a name for my veiled chameleon?,Gilgamesh "186, 70. that's in metric.",Who the hell knows how to use the metric system? 2016 resisting to end,How far down do I need to scroll before it's the Jews fault I'm glad we spent the 90's and 00's reducing our nuclear arsenal only to have one dumbass destroy all of our hard work.,"Yeah, it really lends weight to the whole I voted for Trump because Hillary is a warmonger argument." Merry Christmas! x,"It's Happy Holidays, not Merry Christmas you dolt." What is the best break up song? Let's go on a feel trip bros,Call it off Tegan and Sarah noice,updoots for originality Tooru Mutsuki | Scared of myself,I'd be scared as fuck if I met her like that in an alleyway. I got this on a porn pic site,I don't think the artist understands how evaporation works. Scientists CONFIRM that truth is still truth even if Russians find it,Why does Putin have a neck brace on? "Yeah the issue with not having an electoral college is it makes small states almost entirely useless. If it was a strict numbers game, small cities and states would never get campaigned to. Candidates would only go to the largest population centers.","Yeah, without the Electoral College it's almost like everyone's vote would get counted equally." "We live in dangerous times. The two largest threats are climate change and nuclear weapons, and it looks like Trump is accelerating towards danger on both.",Nuclear winter will nip that pesky global warming in the bud. "I remember there was a post on here a few years back from a veteran art professor describing this certain subset of art students who realize that they do not have any actual talent, but are desperate to be an artist so they turn to these bullshit shock pieces. He said that he will get at least one painting a year that uses period blood on canvas from one of these talentless students who all think that they're the first to do it.",But it's about what it **represents** I hear they are accepting people too. When are you leaving?,Ignoring the points the guy makes to deliver your one liners is really persuasive and demonstrates that you are right "No way, iron is far too malleable for her. That's more tungsten carbide.",Carbon nanotubes. Being anti-nuclear war is biased?,"Yeah, biased against nuclear!" "Happy (Insert Winter Holiday Name)! I'm Bob from ActionSportGames, AMA. I've got a half day to kill before I go on Christmas vacation, and I haven't hosted one of these in a while, so ask me your questions and I'll answer the ones that I can.",When's the Bren release date? "and that's why you are so wrong. USA is a Republic Democrarcy. You don't even understand the rules of the game, that's why Democrats attempts to change the rules fail at every turn. Importing thousands upon thousands of illegals who won't vote for you anyway, just pissed off your (former) blue collar voters. Democratic Party attempts at manipulation has put them in their weakest position in 60 years and you are still going in reverse.","The United States is a Republic, a Representative Democracy, and a Constitutional Democracy - they're not mutually exclusive terms." Whoa whoa let's not throw around words like terrorist until the media has confirmed it,I'm sure his motives are still unclear. "So I got an email from riot about the delayed PROJECT:HOODIE Thanks rito, take as much time as you need :) *Hello, As you may have heard in a previous update, a portion of our stock of the PROJECT: Hoodie was damaged by Hurricane Matthew. We've been working with our supplier to replenish the inventory as much as possible, but we found out today that we are still short a few dozen hoodies. Since the shorted hoodies need to be made from scratch, we are not going to be able to fulfill some orders until early next year. Unfortunately, your order was part of the affected group. We are extremely sorry for all of the pain around the this hoodie, and we want to make this right for you by giving you a full refund for it. We are still working on getting you a hoodie, but you shouldn't have to pay for it at this point. In short: we'll refund you for the hoodie but will still ship you one as soon as we can, and we will try to follow up directly with additional updates as soon as we have them. Feel free to let me know if you have any questions. Transcend imperfection. - Kayle Zephyreal Riot Merchandise Support Analyst*","Mine came in a few weeks ago and I love it, despite it being a month and a half late." Holiday Grumps,They missed Ninja Brian! The headline is written in a way that leaves interpretation wide open. Commercial Appeal..go figure. He pulled funding because he has to. Not because he wanted to. Eric has been raising money for St.Jude for years. He has done a tremendous amount of good and genuinely cares about the cause. Unfortunately it is now a legal issue as to why he cannot participate in the same manner as before. But the Appeal does a poor job of separating bias from news these days.,You stfu and get a pitchfork! Eh. I've gone on many killstreaks on the Mastiff already and I've only used it on a couple games so far.,I don't think a few games is enough of a sample size per se I use the spitfire for a few games and do extremely well with it so it needs a nerf "I don't understand why people never think to pull out their keys, first. How do we open the box, anyone got scissors? And I'm just quietly opening it with my keys behind them.",Yeah and keys work great for clam shell packages too. Not sure if people are getting the memo of what a fail actually is.,Please enlighten everyone. FBI: Ex-gymnastics team doctor had 37K child porn images,When does his 2020 campaign start? I'm honestly surprised that almost nobody has said armada.,"A few people have, actually!" Donald Trump's driving licence says he is shorter than the President-elect claims,"Wow, reporting the stories that really matter, Independent" What quote speaks to you the most?,Don't get hit - Isai This guy voted Trump,Literally the devil "Of course this'd have to be updated as: The nuclear arms race is like a Mexican stand-off waist deep in gasoline, with a lighter in everybody's hand",Which is why we need the wall "As First Lady, Melania Trump Will Apparently Push Forward With $150 Million Lawsuit Against Unknown 70-Year-Old Blogger",At least it isnt wasting money on trying to get kids to eat healthier Trump speaks anxiously about new topic: Prospect of losing,Has he not heard about all the secret Trump voters that are going to come out in droves to vote for him? Pope: It is the Communists Who Think Like Christians,"My parents are strict Catholics, and Trump voters....they really dislike Pope Francis." "Globalization has panned out great for most Americans. As for those it hasn't, maybe they should try getting a job that can't be done by a third worlder with a 5th grade education. I thought conservatism was about personal responsibility? Or do blue collar white voters get a pass on that as long as they vote R?","Solar energy costs as much per Watt as coal, but we need to bring back those coal mining jobs!" Pizze senza mozzarella,SWEDEEEEEENNNNNNNN Great! Thanks for the help!,No problem! An excerpt from my Dad's letter he sent me 6 months ago and my response. This still makes my heart hurt. Our relationship is strained because of this cult. Grrrr.,"But of course the children of gay people aren't missing out on anything, and it's definitely not a punishment to deny them young women's and primary." Yo Mods can we take down posts that are just people complaining that they lost a match? Yo Mods can we take down posts that are just people complaining that they lost a match? Tanks.,"But bro I only lost because my team sucks and the game sucks, and the guns suck, and there were hackers, and lag comp and and and and...." "Then stop talking about it until he's had another 80-90 games. If the roster we have now is what GMTM wanted at the end of the rebuild, it's far, far too early to be judging Bylsma. Plus, look at the improvement we had last year over the year before.","Oh yea we improved from being historically bad after adding 3 elite pieces, praise Bylsma!" What are reddit?,I don't know but why isn't Stardew Valley part of the countdown sale? "I want to say she has said that a doctor told her it was okay, or am I making this up as well? It's just a vague memory I had when I saw your post, like she said something along the lines of a doctor having told her at least it's better than drinking. It might have been a long time ago, regarding her pregnancy with Jace.","Sure, Jenelle, doctors are always advising pregnant women to use illegal drugs." Not letting people say they want to to put Jews in death camps = literally North Korea,Being literally North Korea is a fucking good thing "GG Republicans. At least he doesn't have a private email server though, right?",I sleep easy at night knowing he doesn't have a private email server. Happy Holiday!,Hans Gruber is wishing all his brothers and sisters a happy holiday! "Does anyone else feel like someone is going to question your diet if you appear sick or injured? I thought about this recently after I had hurt my foot through some bad working/driving habits. The whole heel of my right foot was inflamed for a few days, I had a bit of a limp going on, and I was a little bothered by the idea that someone might deduce the brilliant notion that my immune system was failing because of my diet. Thankfully this was all just paranoia. No one ever questioned me about it, but still, has anyone come across this? Share with me your stories so that I might be better prepared when it eventually happens, or at least less paranoid.",Try pregnancy.I would wake up with nightmares that my baby wouldn't be perfect (my meat eating sister has a mentally disabled child) and everyone would blame veganism. Did you not see the Imgur post with all the red circles and arrows pointing at different things?!? Open and shut case if you ask me.,You dropped something... Better than Politikz,FHUCK U POLITIKZ IZ BETR Then they should open a store close to me. Come to Greensboro NC and I will shop there.,Nothing down in Charlotte either :/ "If they were experts they wouldn't be making mistakes. Maybe they need someone to oversee departments so they don't happen. Oh right, they already have people to do that...",Bungie is clearly at fault and out to get us by hiring people that are not infallible. What a fucking flop.,"No man couldn't be, Smart is the only guy in the nba who flops." The EDC philosophy,OMG are you expecting Christmas knife fights? Robbery Suspect Devan Dednoyers Killed by Westlake Ohio Police,"But the guy they killed is white, so who gives a fuck?" That's a pretty shitty tip for a massage,What would be a good tip? TIL question mark ping is enough to troll,Of course a Shaclone video comes up in the recommended for this So you know that feature of where you can scan a qr code at the battle tree for pre made teams well can someone do me a favor by making one then showing me the qr code,Oh ok yeah it'll be real quick Not really sure how to clip this but Gronk is my personal hero,That was dirty. "Happy holidays y'all! Idgaf what any of y'all believe in god, nothing, spaghetti monster, happy holidays and ily you all",INB4 post got removed by mods coz its a shitpost "Or, you know, Ein...",Mika will turn into a corgi? "It's been that way in Wales for a while. Once again, Wales ahead of the world!",Can you tell them that your face organs are off limits? It's dated English,"It's not like English ever imported a bunch of words from other languages, amirite?" "And at what cost? Unless you live nearby the cost to go there, disassemble and ship it back to your own cave will probably outweigh the benefit. Yeah you see parts like 100 series flaps/ailerons/tails and all the little pieces for ridiculous prices but they also have to sit somewhere for a long period of time as they are slowly sold.",I'm sure you can get a ferry permit for it "Love that wallpaper, where did you get it?",MS Paint Minister believes Shivaji statue will cut down on crime in Mumbai!,"Oh yeah, it will work as a scarecrow for terrorists." What is logic,"Guys, clearly 63 million voters were all just Russian operatives trying to put Trump into the White House to undermine our electoral process!" There is penis and there is vagina. Virgin means one has not touched the other. both men and women can be virgins. SPOILER: Children only come out of women.,Gender is just a social construct! Bought myself a birthday present!,OMG IT'S A GRILL! You don't have to fight anymore!,Would anyone like a burger for Christmas? "What's, in your opinion, the most underrated electronic album of all time?",Skin by Flume just because people don't automatically recognize it as the GOAT. "Found out about this in december 2015 and totally forgot about it I found out about this in about december 2015 and totally forgot about this, I don't know hoe I could forgot about something this amazing but I'm glad I found it again and recently bought my passport. Would also love to hear some of your business ideas.",That's what happens when you ask for buisness ideas Theres no proof anyone actually did it. 4channers just spread a bunch of cutting pics that already existed.,Thanks for informing me! The Islamic Centre in Melbourne linked to Christmas terror plot,"ffs /australia, let get back to complaining about the fascists refusing to allow an open border policy" "As if Berlin Police didn't look incompetent enough already, they are apparently now guarding Christmas markets armed with guns... but no bullets.","Armed Cops could scare those poor terrorists, and they wouldn't wanna do that after getting Them in." "Wie ist das so, wenn man ohne Geschmackssinn auf die Welt kommt?",Meine Hawaiihemd+Fedora-Kombination wiederspricht deiner Aussage. Merry Xmas - Rocket League from me to you!,"Nice, I love the fact that you made this out of little toy cars." "What would happen to a Stand if one's personality was to change? So, since we know Stands are extensions of one's fighting spirit and psyche, I've been wondering what would happen to someone's Stand if they completely changed as a person? Let's say, the individual has a Stand based on helping others (and that's his mentality too), but lives through a traumatic experience, and gets changed completely as a person, what he stands for, his personality, views on things, psyche and mental state etc. Let's say he becomes violent and emo, and instead of wanting to help people, he gets violent and wants to kill everyone. Would his stand change with him to something more Killer Queen-esque or would it stay the same? I guess the closest we were to this was in Part 5, when they all bodyswapped, but they still had their own stands, cause it was their minds, just in a different body. What's your opinion on this?","Star Platinum changed its colors to more mellow down shades when Jotaro calmed down and matured, but I guess you mean changing the Stand's ability." Source?,High School Musical did your grandson show you how to use reddit grampa? you best go back to youtube and posting racist rants on local news sites grampa,Nice argument! He shows screenshots.,And as we all know Screenshot can't be faked Nah I ain't reading all that. /Blocked.,Nope not reading your comment. "Stop calling almond, soy and rice milks 'milk,' 25 members of Congress say",This is an issue which our tax dollars should totally be solving. "any Tips on getting 150,000 HHAA points",get rid of the painting of worst troll on your wall Clearly we listened.,"Finally, a great, original post in this sub!" And spoil the surprise?!,Yes. 2016 pro bowl uniforms,Those are some nice Futbol jerseys Dutch?,Yup. Ughhh but how am i supposed to eat cereal? A bowl full of normal milk is a million calories and almond milk tastes terrible with most cereal.,"Milk has good calories and the fat content will make you feel more satiated, so you'll eat less calories!" Hologram 3d Sasuke Uchiha skill (anyone seen this yet?),Oh that Susano though "Yeah, if it's not reported by the reputable CNN, it's fake news and illegal to view. Also, they totally don't owe the Clinton's a favor after Billy boy passed a law allowing the mainstream media to be owned entirely by a handful of people.","Yeah, that's exactly what I said." Fighting for equal pay with snarky comebacks,"Oh, I'm sure no man has ever had to play along with bullshit courtesies at work." "He's right though, the players shouldn't need to get dicked in the ass by PEA to know they should make a union, they could have made one long before this drama started",Well then they should just not try now since they haven't done it before! Two of the backs. BB seems to love both White and Lewis.,We should just run 2 linemen and use them all at once! This human has no use.,Because you're the pinnacle of success It's obvious who the next gay hero is going to be.,it means greedy ass motherfucker not gay ass motherfucker you dumb ass motherfuckers "I open all of the lootboxes, get mostly common and rare items. Open the last one. Legendary. Cyber goth. Tempted to uninstall game.","Dude, that's like the best skin in the game you lucky bastard." My point is she was a novelty. She didn't outplay men and earn anything. Just a preseason gimmick.,She outplayed the men that didn't get picked at all Its a joke,A hilarious one at that! "I like JDM, but if not him...fuckin' Rollins.",Seth freakin Rollins 21:02 in Germany Merry Christmas!,"No, its 23:06 in Germany" There's another picture of an LS next to the monstrosity that is the V6 in the Nissan GTR.,"Yeah, IIRC the VR38DETT is like 30% heavier than an LS3, pretty crazy." "Where does one get these $5 handjobs? Just, you know, out of curiosity.","Oh you know, just walk up to your local streetcorner coke addict" The whole planet doesn't do these things. Just one country.,Well of course they would only look at the one country that matters! the only way to decorate cookies,No J'onn... as usual... :( 0/10 God forbid people wanting an education.,alL the Edumcation U need is in the BiBle Swettie! "Wait, he doesn't? I thought I had heard that the Kenyan secret Muslim Obama was a dictator?","B.O Hussein is a weak person, unless if he does something I don't like, then he's a strongman dictator, unlike that patriotic person, who really loves his country, President Putin!" "Trump used $258,000 from his charity to settle legal problems","Well, it is his money." Trump voters drive their Korean made SUVs to Walmart every day. Ironic.,But they have the lowest prices! He really doesn't seem to like Tiffany. What's his problem?,She wouldn't kiss daddy Trump on his lips. I'm not completely sure. Mine cycles seasonally and has gotten milder as I got older so it's hard to tell.,thanks My wife painted this by hand for me as a christmas present :),To remind you of all the bad decisions you made this year. BabyBoomers.gif,Well that millennial girl was lazy AF. "No AJ Green, no Tyler Eifert, no Gio, and an unimaginative OC=boring football. Who knew?","What are you talking about, were gonna see if we can get Cody Core killed.... since the whole game plan is to throw it to him" "No, because men are perfectly logical and women are slaves to their illogical and wild emotions. All drama is their fault.",Toxic masculinity denying men the emotional skills to handle emotional regulation and complex social dynamics is not AT ALL the problem Flipp vs Hotline is one of my favorite parts of GVS. <3,You're telling me you're bored of flipp vs kycse? Zlatan making a snow angel,His snow angel can still find the net better than Welbeck can "I just lost 61 SR because my whole Team left, but when I win a round I get around 16 SR... WTF!? Blizzard? So I played Comp, I won the first round, I had 2 Gold Medals, and got 16 SR, I thought: ,,Well okey doesnt matter.'' In the next round I played with a 5 Stack, we were on Numbani and the Enemy Team got the 3 points in Overtime, and imidiatley after that the whole Team left. I thought: Well **** but at least I wont lose a lot of SR.'' Next Thing I knew I lost 61 SR. Seriousley Blizzard, how is that fair in any way?",Ya I don't get why they can't recalculate odds and keep us happy at the same time lol I had similar post yesterday when I won a game of 5v6 and got around 20 SR I was born in 1987. I don't want to be a Millennial. I'd rather be gen X. you can have my Millennial title.,Did you just assume my generation? The hell with both sides. Nocturnal guides my path.,What about Azura? How likely is it Elway goes after Romo in the off season? They're only a QB away from being a top 5 team again.,Uhhh how about something better than a piece of single-ply toilet paper for an o-line before we go after a fragile qb "Yup. HR isn't there to protect YOU, they're there to protect the company.",Which they will help you or the company faces a possible law suit. My Proudest Moment in Gaming,Beautiful What do you mean when you say that the NFL escorts the Pats to the Superbowl?,Clearly it's rigged "Are there any acronyms you commonly read incorrectly, often to humorous effect?",FTW is supposed to mean for the win but i keep reading it as Fuck The What? Why does an adc main get any sway over the balancing of assassins at Riot? He's *clearly* biased. Give us back that one guy that actually plays the champion and have him balance Rengar.,Because guy who plays champion wont be biased Who is SanDisk? And how can a character from an earlier game be a wannabe of a character from a later game?,A Sephiroth fanboy "I think something is wrong... So, in June, I got a KangerTech Subvod Mega TC as my first vape. It worked great for the first few months, but recently, it has started to not fire. I'll push the button and it will light up, but it will only fire for about a second and then stop, even though the light is still on. I've changed the coils and charged the battery and it still won't work. Is there anything I can do to fix it?",I would contact the manufacturer of your product. Holiday card my friend got from work.,"As an Australian, I'm offended." OH GOD I HOPE I CAN BUILD ZOODIAC IN TIME FOR YCS SEATTLE.,what happened to the magic tournament lol This is cancer. Stop. Idubbbz is not trash like this shit is. Fucking smh at the retard that posted this.,"It's a joke, because Tracer was announced gay in her newest comic." maybe you don't.,Ain't the same swallowing you're thinking of. Not enough tin foiling about the Jews for false flags to be that subreddit,"ClearlyJews and Isreal are contributing everything with their evil Jew money, and liberals are in on it too cause they call me an anti-Semite" As a life long charger fan...We do feel like shit. I'm ebarassed by our team and org.,Thank god we got rid of that useless Novak eh? Wow 50hours of gameplay and finished the story what a disappointment The game has so much potential. And what's the point of giving us Summons in the end of the game... and on top of all their useless pretty much. My heart is bleeding waited 10years for this??? Wow,"It is ok, dlcs are coming to finish the actual game but you gotta pay for them" "What a dumbass idea. If they do this, then someone who wants to attack will simply blow up people waiting in the line to enter the 'safe' area. Or they'll blow up some other place. Or they'll use any of a hundred methods to attack this area that don't involve going through a security checkpoint. This is a waste of time and money and freedom for no useful purpose.",Yeah but at least fatcat CEOs will be safe. and people don't believe that the USA is expanding the terrorism problem,"No, they're just investing in new military idustrial complex jobs." What is better when you're drunk?,driving Decided to bring down my elixir cost a bit with a new deck!,2 Legendaries in a deck! 100s of barrel bombs rain down on besiged Wadi Barada near Damasucs. New forced deportation plan for ~100k people there,Someone tell these guys that one cannot drop barrel bombs from planes. Scump The Story Teaser,Christmas and we still can't be nice Took this screenshot back when DE released maybe some of you like it,"I want this screen, but in old gen" **Must add I felt the black posters from 2015/early 2016 were great.** Hope you come back. :),I second this Kinda like how Yule and Saturnalia were taken hostage by christianity.,"Oh Adam, you ruin everything." Still no YouTube 1.09... Anyone else still waiting? Why is it taking so long??,No... I think it just you bro... Sorry bout that "Who make up 0.5% of the population. So yeah, it's a pretty normal day.",How dare you not recognize a holiday celebrated by a minority! "Yeah, I'll get this in the upcoming release.",Thanks! Aesop Rock Danny Brown ...,RHCP The Strokes I thought the exact same thing and was so confused.,"Don't you remember all the times Miami held the pats for the AFC champs, Brady got all the yards there." What kills you on the inside but you act if front of everyone as if you couldn't care less?,"Interacial mariages, marrying outside one's faith, wearing jeans to church, voting Democrat" "Merry Christmas you guys!! I've only been a part of this community for a couple months but it's clearly evident you are all the best group of fans in this entire league. The bruins family is by far the strongest and most helpful. I hope you all have an amazing day or whatever other holidays you celebrate. As always, FUCK THE HABS!!",Merry fuck the Habs and a happy new pastrnak Sounds good. I hope all countries follow suit. We can use that money here to help our citizens.,"That is utterly unAmerican, you traitor scum." So you doxed him?,Witch hunting rules only apply to Americans. German walnut vs a Chinese nutcracker,The Russian hacker was responsible for that. "Then the Bible seems very confused. The whole virgin thing is about Joseph having absolutely no paternity claim to Jesus. Of course, virgin was only a historic mistranslation of woman, but they still trade on it.",Yeah cause adopted fathers and stepfathers never have any impact on a child at all Nissan to build new models in Sunderland - BBC News,"Haha suck it, remainers!" Table tennis Just throwing this out there...the USATT site is worthless and I'm assuming there are NO clubs in the capital region. I'm putting this up as a gage to see how many people would be interested in a club in the albany area that is not inside a college. Thoughts? Suggestions?,"I hear comet ping pong pizza is great, the owners a stand up guy" Alright ty. I just got some drivers today for Christmas.,I wish you luck good man Why is casual racism acceptable in 2016?,Because of economic anxiety. Shoeless Joe - What's the truth?,He didnt wear shoes one game cause they ripped. "At this point, dump that mission and wait the 45 minutes to get a new one.",That thought hadn't occurred to me at all "Just so you know, you responded to one of the developers, he probably is a good source to rely on :)",Whoops oh well guess I need to sacrifice some biters for the devs to forgive me for my comment. Why do they run A Christmas Story marathon on TWO major channels now?!,The same reason there is always a Lowe's across from a Home Depot. This piece was written in 2012,Oh cool... I guess it's OK then. "I have to post here that you should assume bxrbrfs is a circumcision fetishist and you should take his posts with the appropriate grain of salt. The most important sex organ is the one between our ears and his is highly motivated to find circumcision to be the best thing since sliced bread. There's nothing wrong with it, but only a few people actually have that motivation. I laughed out loud when he claimed that circumcision has no real effect on masturbation quality. I've restored for a year and a half, been with cut dudes, been with uncut dudes. There's really no comparison. Very few adult men seek out circumcision for non-medical reasons. Anyone who desires a healthy body part removed or reduced has issues between the ears more than anything else. Circumcision maybe resolved them for him, but it's really not normal to want a healthy part of your body to be cut off.",But foreskins are dirty. "Stop being so obsessed with the types/ strict about it There is a reason why the mb types Are not used in psychological treatment and Mostly only for coaching/Personalmanagement reasons (very big in usa). Dont get me wrong, i loved doing the test and i can see myself a lot as intp and fit well into the Description. i felt surprised how much they seem to Know me and i loved seeing what types my friends are. Lately though you See comments from People who seem to think of the types as set groups of different people and not that one's Test results can differ from results a few weeks/month ago. being an intp does not mean i am completly introverted, intuitive etc just that my tendencies are in that direction. also People Seem to forget that there Are also huge differences considering intelligence and especially emotional intelligence when it comes to People on this planet. please dont see it as either black or white.",I don't want hear that from an obviously fake INTP. I don't see the problem. This used to happen all the time in the early 20th century.,I wish your parents did that to you. Newt Gingrich Admits Donald Trump Does Not Yet Have A Plan To Beat ISIS,Just ask Obama to turn it off. Give you $6 for it.,See i gotta get a frame for it all and then its just gonna sit on my wall for a while.. there isnt a big market for this type of thing.. What's Your Earliest Memory?,Playing cars and Lego at day care at like 3. How the fuck do people still consider full legalization dangerous when we've seen such positive results from legal states? Are these people delusional?,It corrupts the youth "True enough. Oddly though, forcing yourself to smile can definitely help.","yeah, the baby could come back to life" This just isnt funny. Its like a bad anti smoking commercial.,It'd be way funnier if it said that I need to upvote or never have money/calcium etc again. Gorgeous ass! Is this before the 15 or after? LMAO,"Before, let's pray I don't go through 15 x~x" "I know no one who's favourite colour is brown, what good things are brown ?",The Cleveland Browns Of course,"Here, you dropped this:" "Official Post-Game Thread: Ravens 27, Steelers 31 FINAL ...",So... third year in the last four that we haven't made the playoffs. "You think 2016 can't get worse, then Wham! Merry Christmas you filthy animals!",I guess you could say it was George Michael's Last Christmas. Everything non-cbc sincr cbc is the only news that not for profit.,Isn't that a good thing if they're non-profit? Rude.,Pleb Mushussu's rarity.,It's only fair since Dragoncraft didn't get a legendary at all Ruining Christmas family gathering with the Blood Hunt event. Thanks!,Why not use a controller? You've got it backwards. Seems every time someone wants to enjoy some scenery they have to deal with this rock stacking graffiti around every turn.,But it's #unique "Glad the House Republicans were busy fighting over discrimination provisions for contractors. Nothing about auditing the Pentagon's budget for the first time, closing excess bases and preventing pork barrel orders of military equipment to particular Congressional districts. Really great priorities.",Did you expect less as they MAGA? Says the guy whose QB didn't make the pro bowl EITHER. Gotemmmm,"You're right, because dak deserves it more obviously" "That look, when deepthroating doesn't even reach her molars",Lmao "Bestbuy, Walmart, target, etc",donglemart "Assassination of Russian ambassador. Russian military plane crashes. All right after Obama says US will retaliate at a time of its choosing. Then in the r/worldnews thread the word Obama is deleted by auto-moderator and anyone who tries to circumvent that has their post manually deleted. This is a desperate ploy by the demonrats who are about to have their feet held to the fire when Trump gets into office. Its obvious you have no idea of the scale of crimes that they are going to be charged with when Trump is able to appoint his own heads of the Justice Dept , FBI , CIA and his SCOTUS pick. People like Hillary are going to spend the rest of their lives in prison. Obama too. They are willing to start nuclear thermal war because they have nothing to lose. Now go ahead and dismiss me for a wild conspiracy theorist and downvote my comment into removal so you can stay steadily hooked up to the govt propaganda that youve been digesting for the last 8 years.",Demon rats are indeed just as scary as lizard ilumanati "Ivanovic as free roaming CB? As per title. What if we had Ivan as a 4th CB instead of say Pedro or James? He could free roam up the wings and offer great crossing. Or, on set pieces he could be in charge at yelling at everyone including the refs (important). Sometimes it looks like the boys don't really listen to conte on the sidelines, maybe branislove can free roam over to listen to what is he saying then free roam o er to costa to let him know? Could also help with outside the box shots","He was free roaming RB for a while, could def adapt for false 2" No it wasn't.,"oh ok... But in seriousness, he was looking for the opening, I'd rather him do that than drive recklessly into the paint like he did last year." "RBI is more at fault here with Demonetization. And no one is talking about it. I agree that I was one among the many who were extremely happy when Modi announced Demonetization on the 8th of November. I actually believed that this could be pulled off to bring back atleast 3-4 lakh crore into the Government kitty. And it would also serve as a good warning for all those, including the political parties, hoarding black money in cash. But today, neither have happened and I have to eat my own words. Government was neither able to get back the black money. I am not sure what's the latest numbers on the deposits of old notes made but if the trend is to believed, we can as well say that this Demonetization has successfully proved that there is no black money in cash in the country! While we can all blame Modi for this, I think it's time we also question the RBI. This could not have been done without their approval/endorsement. They are the sole authority responsible for this. They should have strongly advised against this move and there is not even an iota of evidence that they even thought twice before agreeing to this move. While Modi would get his deal from the public when he faces the election(and rightly so), I think it's time RBI Governor steps down for the economic mess we are in.",mitrooonnnn acche din aanewale hai "In Heck, you are forced to give computer help to people incapable of understanding and following simple instructions.",TIL I live in Heck All for a cigarette!!,Then nearby onlookers began to clap and cheer. "It is ridiculously easy. All you need is a Pi, a USB stick and an sd card. Load the retropie OS onto the sd card, plug it in the pi, put your roms on the USB stick and plug it in the pi","USB stick works, but I prefer using SSH." I also think Bill Maher will disagree with your assertion that he's Jewish.,He's really a libertarian. "We actually did this in our house this year. My wife and I are both atheists, but she enjoys the kitschy Christmas stuff, I don't, and we couldn't agree on Festivus, so our compromise was Antichrist-mas. We have an upside-down tree mounted on the ceiling with a pentagram on the bottom. We didn't have much time to prepare, but next year we'll probably make some ornaments, maybe put a Satan on the bottom instead of an angel like some people do.",TIL atheists are secretly satanists! "Some people like the grind, others don't",Which is why Bungie should launch new DLC every week! "You're right, I think Kirk has the 81/85 setup. Kinda funny - Hetfield guitar with Hammett pickups.",I thought Kirk's guitar had wah pedal pickups? Same tbh. Should we even have the right to vote? I don't think so.,You dropped the Gotta love those people who reply no thx after an offer. No counter-offers what so ever. They probably don't even know what the item is worth.,"When I give a counter offer they often do not respond too, so there is also an other side." Where exact was the enemy at?,behind that wall "Generally just don't act like it's been 21 years of pent-up frustration and hormones coming out like a hot mess. Act like you belong there, you're just blowing off some steam and have other things going on in your life. Some 21 year olds act like OMG THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD I'M IN AN ACTUAL BAR IT'S TIME TO TRY EVERYTHING AND TALK TO EVERYONE IN THE PLACE It gets old fast. Most people don't really interact with each other. They hang out with a small circle of people and people-watch, mostly. Girls usually hate being approached by guys in bars.",Surely you forgot the "keep trying, managed to get into a game, but it wont start because people cant join :(",and got booted .... What's wrong with being straight and white?,"Nothing, anyone who isn't a liberal makes it sound like liberals attack everyone who is white and straight." "Yes. I do actually know that. Mine is funnier, though.","Sorry, I didn't see your" U.S. inequality keeps getting uglier,"Don't worry, I'm sure the billionaire trust-fund baby will help poor people." "If you're against funding the UN that's a defensible argument. To defund it based on one vote against Israel that the US abstained from is kind of wacky. Believe it or not, Israel is not the end all be all of US foreign policy.",Woooah get a load of this anti-semite Borini great goal. (3-1),What a brilliant finish that is. Upgraded my House on Vengeance!!,nobody cares about vengeance fuck off "We already have. We treat prisoners like animals and offer little to no therapy, rehabilitation, or job training during their incarceration. Probation restrictions make it extremely difficult for ex-cons to find work and rebuild their lives. As a result, we have a very high recidivism rate. Prisoners automatically end up back in prison.",Maybe we should save everybody the cost and pain and just shoot them as they come through the door. "You know...What if wolf is merely a metaphor? I mean. Look. When you think wolf, you think of something masculine. Like a man. In the end, my theory is: what if they just want to date men?",But that's gay and gross "As promised last month, Apple just published its first AI paper on Arxiv: Learning from Simulated and Unsupervised Images through Adversarial Training",But but but macrumors forums told me Apple is only about emojis and watch bands now? How do I get rid of this stupid notification? I deleted the remote app. I turned my phone off/on. Still there.,Did you try clicking X button top right corner? "This makes perfect sense, if you don't feed your homeless they'll starve and, viola! no more homeless! \s","Hey, it works for famine" "If you google Xbox one exclusives, you'll get a nice alphabetized list you can peruse and view trailers of even.",What's a Google? It is slow in terms of action. But I don't think that anyone would want to watch a real time video driving through Kansas.,Don't tell me what I want. Trump will pick the first director of this new agency. What could go wrong.,MAGA "Exactly this. I'd prefer people be able to speak their minds, even if I find them to be wretched and vile, than bottle them up.",Fuck you too! When your baby is born as a sith,I would have never made the connection without the side-by-side comparison! It's not like the gangs don't have guns anyways so it cant really do any more harm,"But but but getting rid of legal sources of guns, will surely get rid of the illegal sources of guns!" OLD PEOPLE DIE FROM THE COLD,Just wasting all that electricity to keep the door open "Labor Day Laboring Real quick example of why people suck today, as I'm only escaping my 16 hour shift to do the equivalent of chugging a cigarette. It seems we're one of the only places in the area open. So busy AF and deliveries out the door. DUDE: That was definitely my sandwich! You just gave it to that other guy! ME: sir, he ordered 6 people before you and, while you both had the same thing, his was on a different bagel. Also his name was on it. Yours is next. Thanks for your patience, though.",I can hardly wait to see just how busy we are We have normal hours so just a normal monday "Well He's old, you know how they can be So I work at a gas station. The location I'm in has it's fair share of less than polite people for some reason and I have plenty of stories to tell about it. Today I'll tell you one that happened around a month ago that got me a bit miffed. So I'm in the back, cleaning up the kitchen area when I hear one of my co-workers yelling for me. I come out, see a man looking disgruntled in her line and asked what the problem was. He says his card isn't working on the pump and he wants to get gas. Ok, no problem, I tell him I can run his card in here I just need to know how much gas he wants. Time for dialogue! OG = Old guy OG - What! I want to fill up! Me - Ok, well you can overestimate a bit. It will only charge you for what you pump in the end but to start it off I'll need to set an amount. OG - I just need to fill up! Can't you people help me! Me - Yes sir, like I said I can run your card in here or if you'd like I can come out and see if I can help get the pump to read your card. OG - To hell with all of you! Bunch of useless kids don't how to do anything! All I want to do is fill up! Just start the pump for me! He begins to leave but I before he's out the door I yell Me - Sir I can't turn the pump on without payment first. We are a pre-pay station. OG - You bunch of idiots! Go to hell, all of you! He walks out and I hop on a register to help with the line that formed behind him. I get a customer that is laughing and telling me he can't believe some people. A lady enters my coworker's line and is loudly saying Can't anyone help him? My coworker kinda ignores her and finishes checking her out. She leaves, then comes back in up to me. AL = Annoying Lady AL - Is there a manager here I can speak with? Me- Yeah that's me. AL - Unbelievable, how could you treat that poor man that way? All he wanted to do was get gas. Me - I know, I tried to help him. I told him all the options and offered to come out myself and help. AL - No you didn't I was standing right here and heard everything. Me - Did you hear the part when he called us idiots and told us to go to hell? AL - Well he's old, you know how they can be. Just come out here and help him. I say fine and head out the door towards the pump he was at. I get there and she follows. I ask for his card, he gives it to me and I slide it in the card slot. Everything works fine, I think he was putting it in upside down. Me - Looks like you're good to go now. OG - Finally, thank god there's people like this lady here. AL - I called corporate and reported what happened. There's no reason you should have been treated so badly. Me - Ok, well have a good night then. I walk back inside scratching my head. Fun times.",And of course calling corporate fixes everything "Gaming Gloves or Wrist Support against RSI ? Yo, sometimes i see gamers use some sort of glove or wrist brace to keep your wrist straight and alleviate stress while gaming. What are they called ?",I believe a lot of people with wrist issues use keto tape and do lots of stretches and wrist exercises Would be nice to see one of these for all the unanimously positive things that must've quietly happened this year.,All 7 of them? But... Iran isn't 3rd world at all..,He's brown so he must live in a 3rd world country. "right , i havent seen any stats but i wouldnt be surprised if this large increase makes up for fatalities which would have occured if the pill mills were still up and running.","this is anecdotal but ive heard deaths are less common with pill related opiate use due to the fact that with pills, the user always knows exactly how strong it is, and that it is not cut with fentanyl or another similar cutting agent" "Very easily in fact. I'd ague that the cuter someone is, the more likely they are to be evil.",Hence Neo "Oregon State Trooper shot, critically injured; suspect dead.","Without knowing anything or even reading the article, Im going to take the side of the police, because they are honest, just, and could never do wrong." conspicuously absent competitive RDW and control decks to keep greedy decks in check.,"Hey wait a minute, you know they can't (re)print good burn anymore." Count savage Dooku,He should have said that his powers had been timed by cos Was not expecting such a comment in a sub like this.,YEAH WHAT A PUSSY "I've been wondering what is actually more beneficial to the developers. Wouldn't it be the recurring payments? With a lifetime subscription that's all the money they will ever get from someone, and that's going to be far less than they'll get from people who pay year after year.",if your that worried about it buy plex pass again with another account "Chaac is deceiving So I tried playing Terra in SOLO, and that motherfucker literally hit me with his stupid axe seventeen times, while I was outside of circle... I know I sound like a kid who got rekd by Chaac and started complaining on reddit, but bro, I am not asking for nerf, just widen that stupid circle so I know I am being ACTUALLY HIT BY IT jesus..","Release Chaac axe radius was like 30% wider radius than indicated, definitely know what you mean lol" What is one thing that you did this year that makes you feel guilty?,I told a lie. This cock called New Japan an indie group.,"If it's not WWE it's not Sports Entertainment, and it's not professional." "Those of you who don't know the difference between there/their/they're, how do you decide which to use? Are you just randomly choosing?",I use the gender neutral Er. ...With your onii-chan,"onii-chan, die sooki!" "People who decided to stop using straws, what was the final straw?","Something, something, sea turtle's schnozzle" "@realDonaldTrump: President Obama said that he thinks he would have won against me. He should say that but I say NO WAY! - jobs leaving, ISIS, OCare, etc.",Polls have Obama at 47-39 over trump "oh c'mon why kevin owens, i bet it's gonna end in a dq",What makes you think that? "Damn, alright thank you. I'll buy another cheap gpu. unRAID can use the integrated graphics though right? That way I only have to have two gpus.",It can use integrated graphics (i do) but not sure it needs any to boot and have the web interface available. The US won't get a single country on their side. A US/Israel vs. the other 193 countries in the world conflict would be too painful for the US to pursue.,"Nah we've got nukes, we can just outlast them" "Steal, I weighed the consequences and now that I see how easy it is to get caught, I don't want to deal with getting caught.",What kinds of stuff did you steal? I like picture on the left's hair more than the other one,Really adds to the school shooter look. "Google isn't the government. Google also isn't the internet. They're a private company and can do what they want. If you don't like it, use another search engine.","They aren't a private company, they're public." X-mas gift for my Panda,I think the term is mulatto "This has nothing to do with being the adc, its jsut a flat out troll, who affects every player of the team and even the enemy team.",As ADC u had to deal with autofilled supports like he was "In the background of Blips and Chips, there is a Mr Meeseeks showing someone how to play pinball","I've always noticed him back there but never noticed him disappearing, cool !" Exquisite passing football from the Crystal Palace - Watford game,Premier league best league in the world definitely BBC News: Hip pain may be 'hangover from evolution',Great thing to pass along to your children. I cleaned up my Win10 desktop,Go with a real minimalist OS like GNU hurd Good Muay Thai gyms in Dallas? Any of you guys know of any good Muay Thai gyms in the city of Dallas?,Octagon in uptown and Ohana Warrior in Richardson I think it's a response to that I have the pussy so I make the rules shirt picture that's been floating around the internet for a decade or two.,Yea but for a guy to say something like that is inappropriate Just a picture of Iceland,But was it taken on an iPhone? Just like she ripped my pants off that time cos she was gagging for it?,"Wow, you're so cool." me irl,"Grammar mistake in the 4th one, downvoted" The investigation into her email server found instances of wrong doing. There were violations of protocal that would have resulted in administrative actions if she was still employed by the state department but no laws were found to be broken.,"Damn dude they're just emails, calm down." "Chinatown. Three triad gang members. I pop two of them off the draw - bang, bang! And I raise up to take the leader out... I hear a whistle. My partner's on the roof. He says, Let's even the odds! He tosses me down a Mossberg pump, I send one through his chest. Game over, bitches.",'You should of shot A-rod!' "Nope, Metzen is gone now so there's a fair change he isnt.",He said he'll still be voicing Thrall Pretty sure non supports would start getting sightstones,"nah, why would they throw away 75g for a control ward, it doesn't grand damage" My dad vs. Micheal Jordan in high school,Both are jumping as high as they can... NES + Christmas: Then vs. Now,Staged Dak Prescott has tied Ben Roethlisberger (2004) for the most wins by a rookie QB in NFL history (13),"But it was the all the Oline, should be Oline's record" "Brady lucked out being under Belichik. Not to take away from Brady, but you have to acknowledge the phenominal coaching over in NE.",Yeah I am sure all these years and superbowls Brady won on the field was just his coach in disguise right? What's it sitting on? The battery?,Coolant reservoir. Refugee suspects surrender to police after homeless man set on fire in Berlin,The real victim here is the refugees What site was it?,no idea sorry also more black people lol,LOL That's bullshit. Don't accuse people of being secretly sexist just because a person they don't like is a woman. It's just as stupid as saying people hate Trump because he's a man.,"Yep, and people didn't hate Obama because he's black either." "They think everyone who doesn't have USA tattoo on their forehead is frail emo-vegan and once you hit 40 you're feeble. They are the SJW they hate, lol.","They can't be using identity politics, because Straight White Male isn't an identity, it's a blank-slate default." "Yep, this racist is totally finished now!! White Genocide professor's true character plastered all over national TV!",He's just being edgy. "1 man 1 jar, this isn't a puke fetish video - but it might make YOU puke and scar you for life (did me). Wont post a link, you're gonna have to hunt it down for yourself. Its gutwrenching if you watch, and it has a sequel out also if i recall correctly.",Yeah liked the part blood was coming out of his anus "Redditeurs, when you say someone is disabled/disadvantaged/poor, the insult says a lot more about your character than the person you just tried to insult. Look at the incoming First Family. Do those guys look particularly deserving of being born rich? Is there something worthwhile and worth emulating about them? I say there isn't. And on the other end of that Reddit thinking, outside of followers of Calvinism and Prosperity Gospel (there's a secular version too), it's about time to accept that being poor perpetuates itself outside of a few lottery-ticket-like cute personal anecdotes that happened to dudes that now peddle self-help books at Kinko's. And if you need someone on the internet to tell you why telling someone they are disabled as an attempt to put them down is a bad thing, you might be beyond help.",How dare these plebs lose the genetic lottery. Christmas lunara has a wisp with a Santa hat. That's all that matters.,"Ya, thats $10 worth right there" The New York Times Thinks Trump 'Stole' A Supreme Court Seat. Because They're Stupid.,Wow *this* sure looks like a credible news source we should all trust. Dutch Trash,[Text here] This should be at the top of the democratic agenda until it is complete. We've been saying it for a long time really. Now I feel enough time has passed under the EC that gerrymandering has destroyed it. Time to go all internet voting-popular vote winner.,You cant gerrymander the electoral college... Its not like we are changing state boundaries... Nothing like breaking the Xbox 360 maps using the new elytras,And they said the 360 edition was limited by hardware... God forbid someone just wants a slice of pizza.,"Wait, by pizza, do you mean little boys?" "A random skin selector would be a nice feature to the client. I think it would be a cool addition to the game if there's an option you can choose to randomly select a skin for you upon loading into champ select. As a Bard OTP, I have every skin and chroma unlocked for him, so it'd be cool to have the game pick a skin for you instead of rotating through them yourself.",That way I can randomly tilt myself with skins I don't deserve to play. You really should give it a rest. This isn't the thread for it.,Because game breaking bugs don't matter. "Rek'sai top worked on release. Tristana jungle works surprisingly well Singed isn't a real champ. Blitz mid used to be a thing. also, wasn't he desgined as a top laner?",But doesn't smite support singed work well? "It's why they're part of the Department of the Treasury, I believe.",I thought it was to protect the people who were going to be *on* the money. "It's AP style. Eight states. Alaska, Hawaii, Idaho, Iowa, Maine, Ohio and Utah are the other ones. Source: Journalism major to lazy to link.","Does journalism teach differences in two, too, and to?" Can't you restore it with the .ipsw file of iOS 8.1.1 by putting the phone in DFU mode and holding down Shift while clicking restore?,"No, I can't since Apple isn't signing iOS 8.1.1 anymore." What confuses a gay person? Seven,Because stupid gay people are disgusting and totally a valid insult! "Can I Get Some Help with Buu Feeding? Getting food items i feel takes way too long to be worth it in my opinion, so I wanted to ask if anyone was willing to just send me a bunch of fod so I can get all the Buus I need.",Just buy water at the item shop. I served some time in the Army. He is wearing a ACU weather parka. Its keeping him slightly dry and my guess is that he is a Veteran who kept his Parka and put it on during the storm.,"Makes sense, thanks!" SAME HERE! I went last Friday and while my phone said I had service I couldn't load any pages or the wait time website for the mazes but my SO who is on AT&T had perfect signal. How about that Exorcist maze though?,A rep suggested that I turn off 4g (and prefer 3g) during football games to get around congestion. Why do you give a fuck how two people you'll never meet spend their day? Get over yourself.,You gave enough of a fuck to make a comment in this thread. "Everyone who didn't actually run would have won, everyone who was never a target from the opposition would have won, everyone who actually lost the primaries would have won. All you have to do is pretend that the Republicans would never had targeted them. If you ignore that she got 4M more votes than Sanders in the primaries and 3M more votes that Trump it is clear that no one likes Clinton. And clearly we need to spend the next 4/8 years focused on how Clinton was terrible.",Everyone who never had negative ads against them would have won. Are you from an alternative Britain? What was the brexit vote outcome?,What is a brexit? Hey.... You sound fun at parties.,"Eh, people trying to screw people over for doing things they disagree with that do not affect them in any appreciable way (which was a long winded way of saying people like you and OP ) are a little more fun but I do what I can" "No, they stay for less than 12 months **competing for jobs (legally or illegally) and putting a burden on infrastructure**, while they remain invisible to the public as the politicians only show in the media the statistics of those who remain for more than 12 months in Australia. And the politicians happily claim: there's no problem in Australia.","I think they call them tourists, damn bastards taking all the good fruit picking and dish washing jobs!" "Give him %HP True damage and increase his stun to 3 seconds. Make sure you also change his Passive so there's two ends to the lamp. One end gives him Increased attack Speed, the other giving him resistance to all CC.",You forgot the "I'm not a fan of too-fruity, tobacco, menthol, or dessert ejuice flavors. they feel gimmicky. i have so few options. :( please change my view.",[[Amalfi]] would be a good juice for you to try. snakebit?,Hockey slang for a player with frequent bad luck or just the inability to finish scoring chances. So I found this after loading my save game.,"This isn't a bug, it's more content!" I guess we won't be seeing Boywunder around as often as we'd like :(,RIP #Fuck2016 Fuck this zionist cunt..,Yeah because the Jews didn't deserve a home Keemstar on twitter Been working for months with key YouTubers & Companies developing @playrust into a eSport. Today was a big success. Its happening!,it all makes sense why raiding no longer exists and the game is a p250 sprayfest now. "Flying a gay pride flag is intolerant how, exactly?",It's intolerant of intolerance. Idk why and I knew it was gonna be a mistake but I was rooting for Shing.,"One day, one day my friend... That one day is not today..." Does this mean we have to collectivise ourselves?,MY LUNGS YOU BREATHE CAPITAL IS END "Where is everyone going for new years? Side question, does anyone know if club bugatti syndrome is closed to foreigners?","At home, blew all my savings on a deposit." #NAME?,Was there a no u-turn sign? The amount of misspelled words and incorrect grammar makes me weep for the future. I know that I'm not perfect but at least I make an effort.,"I have to remind myself that as fucked up as I am and having a child, at least I'm not this bad." "Uhhhh. Yeah. I do. I'm at the gym right now. XSport Fitness, Narragansett and Grand, Chicago IL. C'mon by tomorrow, it'll be leg day. Everyone loves leg day; it ain't over 'til you can't walk down the stairs without falling, and your calves feel like their full of molten salt. I may not take a lot of things in life very seriously, but I take lifting **very** seriously.","If u so srs, y u reddit at the gym" Bungle - 25th Floor,"Classic track, always worth a listen" and it took a Mormon to say this...unbelievable.,"Hey now, God changed his mind about black people back in '78." Does Israel know that New Zealand is on the other side of the world? Very hard to attack even for the Israeli air force.,"underwater drones, dressed up to look like dolphins is my guess at the plan" "Hey, that's the same as my shiny Crobat from OR (though used in AS). Not perfect, but the -SpA doesn't hurt it if you're going for a physical build.",But heat wave? Giving away my next major snipe. Xbox One. In light of people being douchey about us no money spent players I decided to spread my wealth. So starting right now until tonight I'll be trying to snipe some awesome cards for you guys. There will be 3 ways to enter. Select position program and team from which you think my snipes will be. If you hit on any of the 3 all right guesses will go into an RNG. Good luck everyone!,Lolb Raiders Most Feared How so?,"Because he doesn't like it, therefore it's a shitty crosshair!" Unclear.,"To me, it's been unclear for centuries" Brazil and the UN,The only difference between Brazil and Israel is that Israel is literate The Free Rotation Still Uses Ryze's Old Art.,You forgot the There are also some green vanilla shotguns with a perk called 'hair trigger' which makes them fire with less of a trigger pull. I rocked one of those pretty hard in the beta.,"I have that perk on all of my guns, it's called the Elite Controller..." Seems accurate.,"Looking at the downvotes and his comment, he is an honest and special individual, makes me feel inferior to him." Hafu misses lethal and gets punished,Only matchup where you miss lethal and lose the game. OH MY GOD.....OF WAR,Is that TheStand27? "Yeah, if people would actually look at him play they would see what he is capable off.","No, i'd rather only watch the highlights and see that he didn't score all the goals and got all the assists." "What's funny is how the Arab pagan societies are said to have been very intolerant, especially considering their treatment towards Mohammed. Never however does anyone seem to ask what would happen to someone claiming to be a prophet in modern Arab Muslim societies. Polytheists in general tend to be very tolerant in comparison to monotheists.",Seven blessings... "A hard shutdown like that is usually due to a weak PSU; most CPUs and GPUs will simply slow down if they overheat, unless the heatsink is actually missing. The SF-500P12N is a very low-end PSU which doesn't have 80 Plus certification, which these days is usually a very bad sign. By reducing resolution and detail settings, you're reducing the power load, which may *just* keep the PSU within its overload limiter. This would explain why it appears to work under those revised conditions. Get yourself a better PSU. Insist on 80 Plus Bronze as a minimum, and try to get 80 Plus Gold if you can afford it. A slight upgrade in PSU capacity to 550W or 600W might also be justified. You'll thank me for it.",they would love you at jonnyguru "Well yeah, we all know the pro players a little bit too.","yea, they come from different planet and never possibly ever interacted with a human being such as classmate, cousin etc" "I prefer dresses but to each their own. Yoga pants should only be for yoga, the gym, or some sort of exercise activity.","dude, but ass" "Naw, but the Klan will be back. They helped get him elected. Dangerous crazies come in all colours!",Look at all those stabbing and drive by shootings the klan is comitting! "Would you buy witty tshirts related to churning? With the end of the year coming up, I have some free time and wanted to start something new. My plan is to start with Tshirts only in the range of $15 to $20 with funny/witty lines related to churning and award travel. Would you buy one? What would you like to see on it?","If you can charge an outrageous (at least 4 figure) fee for them, I can pay with credit, and the shirt comes with the difference back as cash I bet you'd sell more than you can keep in stock regardless of how witty they are." "You can cut the Hillarybot bullshit now. The argument was always that anti-Trump people on Reddit were just paid by the Hillary campaign. Well there is no more campaign now, dummy! There's no one paying anyone. And we aren't robots, we are just **millions** of people that are absolutely disgusted with Trump.","Millions of illegals, who voted illegally!" Sleepy. Only got 2 hours of sleep last night.,Well that wasn't very clever of you Watching my colleague install Mcafee and AVG onto her new work laptop,"dude, that's only 66% protection, tell her she needs Avast for 99.99% blanket coverage" Slow day at work so I decided to update my office desktop wallpapers.,"Murfreesboro, whattt uppp" Best of 2016 TRHS episodes,Driving in the city seems like so much fun. "This cards is so good it's already on the EDH banned list. Not really....but it probably will be, even before it hits tables.",But EDH is supposed to be about having fun and doing silly infinite shit. It's horrible in every game I've played with action combat..,I much prefer tab targeting and spam my 1234 "Crim Lights 4 heats (in painted lights / heats) Yes I'm overpricing, no I won't take other offers. Pm me","By the looks of things below, you'll get it in no time!" "To be fair, no-one really expects a BATTLESHIP to turn in time to avoid incoming friendly fire.","What do you mean, always start turning away when a DD is within like 4 km of you, nothing could possibly go wrong when showing your broadside to a ship that cant even citadel you ^" "The original UN Partition Plan was rejected by the Arabs, so it's pointless to bring it up, as it has no legal standing. They don't get a do-over just because they lost the war that they started.","hey, I know we invaded you trying to eradicate your country, and you beat our ass in six days, but do you think we could just have the land back and go back to the way things are, thanks" "Which Job to look for? For F2Ps, is there a reason to save STs? Like would there be any jobs or cards to wait for? Also, what jobs are good right now both for SP and MP? I have a Dark Emperor, Reaper and Professor. Thanks in advance!",I hear Mythic Sage is nice... "Bernie Sanders: We Need People to Stand Up to Billionaire Class, Corporate America","I agree we need people to stand up Bernie, but socialism isn't the answer." "I know everyone here wants to grab pitchforks and run Nestle out of town, but let me ask you: is Nestle acting wrong for doing something entirely within their right and even encouraged by the State of Michigan's paltry fee structure? Nestle is in business to make money; the state is here to protect our resources. When even the CEO of Nestle is on record here for agreeing to discuss a higher fee premium, why not fault the State for failing at their core mission to protect our fresh water resources? These dated regulations designed for mom and pop golf courses, municipalities and family farmers is not designed to protect against extracting 3,400,000,000 gallons of water by a private corporation. Much of the bottled water is transported and consumed outside our watershed which creates larger issues than local irrigation. It's time that the State step up and protect our common resource because this is only going to be exacerbated as resources dwindle over future generations. This issue should be a front and center question to any elected official.",Well the make money and I'm poor and bitter so they are the antichrist. BABY COME BACK!!! YOU CAN BLAME IT ALLLLL ONNNNN *CHIP*,It's not chips fault that he's a gang member "How many of you'll changed the control scheme of your abilities from the default ? My friend commented that my control scheme is really weird, when I find it way more comfortable (Kinda obvious). My 1 is on Q, 2 is on E, 3 is on Left Shift and 4 is on right mouse button. It is kinda convenient because almost every God has his/her escape on 3.",I have ult on space bar and consumeables on extra mouse buttons. These things can be fixed in the ways of old......buff it on release,Buff it until it's tier 0 The Russian hacking that the paid-off news networks are using as an unsubstantiated excuse for war?,Yup those ones "What is the best budget pistol? I need a handgun for my car. I'm planning on mounting it underneath my seat and forgetting about it. If my car ever gets stolen or broken into, I don't want to lose something nice...but I need something for my sketchy commute. Criteria: double-stack, any major service caliber, sub $400, and will go bang when I need it to. What do you recommend? inb4 dollarbill high-point","Ruger SR series, pick your favorite caliber." They were/are not very good.,lol dude ....,"sorry, forgot to put the" "I'm a UBC alum. I'm so embarrassed I went to that school. The school has no backbone. First of all they are sneaky and will do anything to hide potentially controversial events. Second, they are way too concerned about being politically correct. Wouldn't want to offend the Poli Sci, Gender studies, and other arts degree students!",You mean the Social Justice Warrior PhD program? "If only he had *ever* held *any sort* of political office, so we could know what he would *actually vote for* when the chips are down and he is required to make a go / no go decision.","Believe it or not, businesses and governments are run quite similarly." The inhuman cruelty of Libertarianism...129 million were killed by Marxist regimes.,But those weren't **REAL** Marxists. Wanna meet at the west palm beach police station?,Umm.. I guess? Cop Engaged In Traffic Stop Leads To Life Sentence,How romantic. A simple Google search man. That's all it would have taken to not look like an idiot. It's 5 seconds.,"This is the Internet, where everyone is the smartest ever." He was already dead.,12 ticks servers From your and GeoStyx's comments it seems I was likely in a corner case where evolution had grown faster than research of faster belts or perhaps oil.,"If I were to guess, you probably didn't max out inserter capacity bonus (which is expensive and very late-game) When blue inserters are at 3-magazines per rotation, they definitely are good enough to handle behemoths." Nu is de vraag natuurlijk: is de brand aangestoken?,"Inderdaad een goeie vraag, laten we het voorleggen aan het publiek van r/thenetherlands, die zullen daar vast wel een antwoord op weten." "Good, because I'm actually an obese midget who loves kids.","Name checks out, if you know what I mean." "What is it like as a teenager moving from Southern California to Texas? My parents have been toying with the idea of moving to southern Texas, near the San Antonio area for a while, and it seems like they're coming to the decision of moving. I've scoured the internet, and can't seem to find what it's like to be a teenager (ie fashion, trends, things they do) in Texas. Besides hearing all about mums and garters of course. Will it be as big of a culture shock as it seems made out to be? What's the biggest difference between a Texan teenager and a Californian teenager? Will I look funny if I wear my typical Californian outfits (a t-shirt or sweater, skinny jeans or shorts and probably sandals or converse)? I just want to transition as smoothly as possible, and to hopefully make it less awkward then it seems like it'll be. Thanks",Why would your parents move to a state where shitty authoritarian Republicans follow a reckless antisocial political theology that denies a functioning government and the former American birthrights of upward mobility or the potential of simple economic security to all Texans? "While this is definitely true, any positive is being sent off to a lab to confirm exactly what it is. So if its anything else they'll know about it.",Nah the NFL probably isn't spending the $100 it costs to send the test for deeper analysis Doesn't matter how many looks you show when there's always someone streaking wide open on 3rd and 18 anyways.,"Seriously have no idea how we have a chance at the playoffs with this D. If we weren't in contention for the last WC spot, I'd know how Saints fans feel." "Thanks Ubi for putting me and my friend into a ranked game when it was in the middle of the final kill cam of a loss! Great job. Lost 180 points, fantastic. Now i know why this shit is in fucking beta still. First thing I saw was the 2-4 Loss screen.",Sucks to suck Someone's panties are in a bunch lol I think you're funny,"Watching people die a slow death of addiction, heart disease and diabetes is just hilarious." "Oh wow, freaking office workers!",I think you meant nonner. What gets you through your Air Force day?,The tears of my subordinates. EPF: Some retirees spending all their withdrawals in 30 days - Nation | The Star Online,"To settle their mortgages and outstanding car loans, duh." "I think we have just hit that time since pop culture really started to take off, that a lot of famous people have reached dying age. From now onwards we will hear a lot more celebrity deaths.",Yeah there were no famous people before the 80's Having credit checks should be illegal.,"Don't be preposterous, you don't want poor people working." I want to become an air traffic controller.,They are hiring people off the street with high school degrees and training them. Max skilled Myr from 0c carries,15/20 skillups nice rate if you think that only Philippines and US are the only place in the world then there is nothing more to discuss.,Boy ang layo ng sagot mo para lang talaga maka quota no. "I'm Italian. That means it's possible that I have blood from about all of Europe. And that's not counting the Jewish side of the family. Hell, I've got cousins that wer born & raised in Italy and yet have English names and an English surname, so that's a whole other headache. But I wouldn't describe myself as anything more than Italian.",As an Italian I bet you're jealous of America's superior pizza. Proof democracy is a stupid idea. Something already determined thousands of years before America was discovered.,I am sure having you as king would be soo much better "Even though the ''John Cena'' thing isn't serious, it could be a great card concept!","*hit speed 1,54sec* So it alternates from 1 second, to 54 seconds?" you can put a dirty rat and keep ressurrecting it for the lul,Losing games for lul is clearly fun for most of people. "Maybe, just maybe, if so many people are saying something there's a grain of truth in it? Why is the Overwatch/HOTS/Dota community on Reddit so ridiculously positive? Why is the CSGO community so ridiculously negative? Maybe something is *gasp* wrong with Hearthstone's development?",unconstructive feedback such insulting gamedevelopers is clearly going to help "The silence gets deafening when you point out that if Hawai'i doesn't qualify as a state, then legally it's a sovereign country. Far more than Texas, in fact. And then people very deliberately change the subject, or stop talking, when you press the issue. It's fun.",You mean like Puerto Rico is a sovereign country? this wizard made its way into the bank and is killing all the bots,amazing new anti-bot "3 point BOS, RIP Superintendent(and my easy dreadnaughts) but you will be gone from my BB builds for now.",Superintendent is better though... drew random crap during math class cuz i was bored,The only crap there is the elite barbs "Haven't played in ages. What should I do to make the game more enjoyable? I bought Sim city 4 back when it came out and played it a bit then. Haven't played I. Years now, what should I do to make the game more enjoyable now that it's been so long? Expansions? Mods? Open to any pointers.",Is there any 'megamod' that compiles all essential mods in one package? I have automod set for new accounts due to some abusive former users' love of sock puppets. I would have approved OP's comments sooner if not for petty human needs like sleep. Sorry.,I thought radfems didn't need sleep and sustained themselves on trans tears or something? Is it bad I'm checking news sites first thing this morning to see if anyone else died while I was sleeping? I mean...we're getting pretty close to the end here....who else is gonna go?,Queen Elizabeth has me very nervous... what if someone had the navy seal copypasta for their password?,That's the first thing I check to brute force a password! Don't worry about poo poo-ing his career. He got a million dollars from daddy. That's the definition of being born to EXACTLY the right people.,it was only a small loan of a million dollars. "Donald Trump hold a micro press conference, comes off as an idiot","Hey members of the Electoral College, Great Job carrying out your constitutional duty!" "Why not call them what they are, instead of using quotes and calling them terms that they use as propaganda? They are white supremacist Nazi sympathizers.. there's nothing complex about those turds or their ideas.",Why can't we censor them & be better than Nazis? Long lost brother?,Or just weebs it's a sit down restaurant. probably don't want crazies looking under folks's tables while they eat. or disrupting the ping pong tourneys in the back,...or uncovering the truth about their pedo sex dungeon! How much is a few dollars?,$5 is way too much. Neviilz forgot how taunt works while playing OTK Priest,"Well, considering the amount of cocaine he does... It is not surprising at all." just take cleanse if annie uses tibbers on you either cleanse and shield up to run away or tradeback and then you have about a 2min window to do what you want in lane,Well cleanse would cost the otherwise needed flash.. im now going for super passive play against annie I had some help phone banking tonight.,I love this pic! "The escape wheel, the balance, and the pallet. I wish the balance spring was visible though.",Plus a hint of the center and third wheels :). "Yeah, I knew I was going to get busted on that. Thing was the sides of the portal were red and blue, so I wanted to try to stick to those colors. Hopefully you can let it slide just this once :)","Nope, this horrendous error makes the game literally unplayable." Thomas Jefferson probably,"The fucker even had a Koran, how much more unamerican can you get?" "Agreed. Lost my virginity in 2008. I am not the same person I was in 2008 and I think, all in all, I'm a much *better* and well-rounded and smarter man than I was in 2008. I much prefer 2016 me to 2008 me.",You're not the same person because penis changes you. Yeah but in Austin we're just trying to keep the white people from California out.,"Oh, then that's totally not racist." "i cant send pictures because i found out there are some real psycopaths here that have registered on gay forums and acting as cat fish using other incels appearance, but I look like your typical middle eastern, ( i am jew but mizrahi= look like arab) i have a very muscular upper body and I think that I do look pretty ok, she might look better than me I don't know, i have asked my online friends about her appearance and most of them say she looks average, I suppose I too look average, but my upper body makes me a tid better I suppose, my face has big lips, brown eyes, good nose ( not large nor small) and i have dimples and my teeth are extremely good looking and white, my eyebrows are a bit huge, and my jaw is a BIT strong, ( i dont have a round weak jawline, but not EXTREMELY strong either, its a bit more of the strong side than the weak, it appears as if i have a jaw though) I am 193 centimeters, I think that I do look a bit better than her going through all this, but I was an extreme bully back in school that used to beat up her class mates, I never did anything harmful to her except when we were 10-11 when she laughed at my unibrow and bullied me for it and i called her in return chink (no hard feelings, she has forgotten 100% and i think this could be a good conversation-starter)",Are you a troll? Almost like GSP knew it all along and straight up called him out on it during the post fight interview.,Almost... "I would use these, this one especially, but the watermark absolutely ruins it for me.",I thought the point of all his art was the watermark "Super Girl isn't part of Flash/Arrow/LoT earth. It's like Earth 19 (not 100% sure), the other 3 earth 1. It annoys the F out of me.","So Jay Garrick, Zoom, Jesse Quick are also all not Arrowverse too, obviously" "personally, I still think the OP has a diaper fetish lol",Or maybe the rabbit hole goes deeper and is the creator of Kuma Royale and that's why we play as babies (Tin foil hats on guys!) "So what youre saying is, people around you got fooled by fake news?",Basically yes. "New to stocks, have a few grand to invest I'm 21 years old, I work full time and have some money saved up, I want to invest a few grand (probably $2,000ish) into stocks, I was given a few hundred for Christmas in a Fidelity Account and want to start there, I you have any tips or steps in where to start i'd be interested in hearing them.",r/WallStreetBets "Is Mexico really sending its best? Just because the majority are seasonal workers, America should be happy with a nonsecure border?",Are most of them rapists and murderers? "A few people who don't need it used a service, so we better take it away from everyone who needs it too.",We can only solve problems through the establishment of absolutes and abstinence! What does need to be government regulated? I know we all here hate government regulations. But we obviously need *some* regulation. So what *does* need to be regulated?,Muh roads. "It aint Lucifer, but I guess I'll take it :3",Are you trying to get people to dislike you because this is how you get people to dislike you. Obama Announces Sanctions Against Russia In Response To Cyberattacks,These actions are too late. "If I had a son, I wouldn't want him looking up to about a quarter of the roster",you don't want your son running around at school saying WHO THE FOOK ARE THESE KIDS? "When the: NASCAR watching, four 12 pack of Mountain Dew hanging of the sides of the cart at wall mart, opioid popping, over fed, couch potatos,finally get their food stamps and Medicaid taken away. Then there might be a different sentiment in this country.","Wow that's totally accurate and not as bad as what Trump and the GOP have called illegals, muslims, or any other group over this part year." Dog Rally,i found this part adorable Suez Beach,Bot farm? "Damn, Hugh Jackman would make a great Joel. (The Last of Us)","I could see him being a good solid snake, maybe they can sign him for the pachinko machines." I still remember Nico Rosberg saying that a Monaco win was on his list of accomplishments he wanted to reach before retirement (I believe it was in the Channel 4 season review).,I mean it is his home race "But the media has taught me that race biting sells. ;-) Don't we all want that sweet, sweet karma? ;-)","Oh yes, demeaning an entire race is definitely worth a few fake internet points." "You should hear what history will say of you. Not much, all bad.",I thought his dad killed JFK...didn't Trump say that? If the animal goes along with sex that is consent,And I'm to guess that you think sex with children is okay if they consent too? "If we pull our support for israel, any number of countries in the area will attack. Jordan, egypt, ISIS, Saudi Arabia, Irag, hell even Cyprus might get frisky. Israel has nuclear weapons, if they get pushed into a corner they will start using them. In response Iran will nuke Israel into rubble. The use of just 3-4 modern nuclear weapons will send the planet into nuclear winter for a period of at least 10 years. There will be no place on the planet with temperatures above freezing for ten years.",That would solve climate change Wouldnt be surprised if the university thinks thst its just an easy cash grab to throw a price tag on the most popular delivery method,Just make it 4$ for out of state students and free for everyone else Dana White on Instagram: Nunes Hype,I bet Dana waited a couple hours between clips just to get a reaction about UFC not promoting Nunes etc Man the ghost really hates Hawkseye501,"He just keeps on dying, I'm waiting for the footage to end to know he has finally been laid to rest." Are there any tall buildings in Houston that have roof access? Or any buildings that are easy to get to the roof?,Do a flip Trouble with a country crippled by sanctions that has a GDP less than either Italy or Spain? Who cares?,yeah Russia doesnt have a powerful military/nukes or anything "Anyone who has been following this sub for a bit knows that we go through fads of hating on different brands. Right now it's hifiman, a few weeks ago it was schiit. It wasn't that long ago that it was audeze. Life goes on.",Don't you dare bring common sense into this fight.... "I got banned from askThe_donald after my first post (and 1 or 2 comments), just asking about some recent issue at the time. I was banned for not participating in good faith I think, it's the same as the regular sub.",NICE CONCERN TROLLING YOU CUCK For those who have beaten the game What is the maximum level of the resource buildings? All mine are lvl 20-21 and the build times are about 8 hours or 19 hours depending on the the level. Is there a maximum to these buildings if so what is it?,"The 19 hour is the last, I've got 4 more of the buildings to finish before I won't have any more to build." I think they stopped it expecting a fight to start and nothing happened.,They saw known goon Tomas Jurco coming in and wanted to stop everything before Borowiecki was murdered! Why America is doomed,"American here, who is this Trump guy everyone's talking about?" "Any Citizens in Orange County, CA with dual joystick? I've been thinking about going all in and getting dual joysticks but as a person who has rarely used them I would like to give it a try before I take the plunge. Anyone willing to give me a demo and maybe grab a beer or two?",I mean I'd totally let some random person off Reddit into my house "I thought it was because of his horrible attitude towards his players and TSM's reliance on Regi, not Loco, as a coach. Loco was always there but Regi is the G.O.A.T. for TSM and to try and give loco more credit for those titles than Regi, Bjerg, or the players is ridiculous.","Oh sorry, I didn't realize Regi played a big role in Spring s5 or IEM at that" "In the spirit of get off my lawn I am kind of getting sick of having an Atraxa at every game, regardless of who I play with.",Well then maybe stop playing her. "Please don't support gold sellers. They are the people DDoSing, stealing accounts, and spamming players. I know some people have limited time and lots of money and want a shortcut and I understand the urge, but please refrain you are supporting a destructive influence. Oh also, apparently it gets you banned, go figure. Thank you.",But... How else am I going to get 100 gold? I wonder what makes this weapons system so great that some one would take this over a shotgun with a magazine for tactical use.,That shotgun does have a magazine. WV doesn't want anything to do with your damn commie languages!,I think the commie languages just don't want anything to do with West Virginia. It's like the guy has never heard about table top games or MUDS before.,"D&D ripped off Diablo, duh" "Experiment results: How Leeching gets more loot. Recently, with the ice tomb event, i decided to run a test, determining whether i received more loot from leeching or helping. My results were shocking. In a sample size of nearly 100 ice tombs, totaling around 200 chests, leeching earned me 10 times more loot than helping. Why, you may ask? Because 0 times 10 is 0 :)",Wtf that sample size is too low "No, because there hasn't been one. Feel free to name any.","There have been plenty of terrorist attacks though, the fact that they weren't 'foreign' terrorist attacks seems like the wrong thing to get hung up over I think" Which champion is making less than Arianny?,MM D: that was a ballsy move with 4 forwards no defensemen PP,It's okay because we had 2 D on the first unit Minimalism is the way to go,Chrissmasseu sounds like a nice bloke. "On another note, ISRO fucking spend just a few hundred dollars on good PR and recording tech. Indians underestimate the importance of good marketing. Even I fell for that in the past. Was like, what is the need for expensive marketing?",Have potato; will ride rocket. Small S4 Spoiler From Ajax - New Magical Item!,Well that sure does sound exciting! Literally Constructed.,Do you mean the shaman? Nicole Scherzinger Busts Conan For Staring At Her Boobs,Women wear dresses like that to draw attention to their eyes so you can have a meaningful conversation. Rocket League will not launch. Went into game files and I am missing RocketLeague.exe file. Help! Hey guys for the past 4 days I have been unable to play RL. Every time I attempt to start the game I get a steam box that says Preparing to launch Rocket League and endlessly loops to this screen. When troubleshooting this issue I saw that if you go into your local files and start the game as an administrator from the RocketLeague.exe file it should rectify the issue. However when I went into the win32 folder I did not find a single file named RocketLeague.exe At the time of writing this I have uninstalled 4 times and reinstalled 3 times (currently on the 4th reinstall). Does anybody have a fix for me? Have you experienced this issue? I am truly desperate I am suffering from Rocket withdrawls and I need my fix. Thanks in advance.,Verify integrity of your game files in steam "It was a cover-up when GWB did it, and it's a cover-up when HRC did it, too.","No, when *somebody else does it* that means it's actually okay!" "Quite understandable, given the situation you described. Sometimes I can't help myself commenting on spelling, grammar or usage errors. I wish I could stop myself, but... but it's like a DRUG! ;-)",Grammer Nazis ftw! Danis vs Agazarm @SUG3,It will be a moral victory if AJ survives. You forgot to put that they would have also shot his dog.,"No, no, they'd have broken down the door to the wrong house and shot the *neighbor's* dog." What is the best stance for hattori? What is the best stance in hattori to win more? I usually use speed.,A different legend You didn't watch them in class as they happened. Stop lying.,"9/11 I did, what the hell are you talking about?" you're trying way too hard to troll do you act this cringy in real life too? be honest,you like to attack girls? "If he bulldozed his way early on, he would have had never made it to 8 years Soft steps and diplomacy earned him this much obstruction by the GOP; how naive must one be to think bullying his way from the get go would have ended well?","I'm sure if he just screamed enough and sent enough mean tweets, he could have accomplished way more." Tit Printing,At least the human kind will have some purpose when the machines dominate the world. Countries with the most Venomous Animals,What's going on with France? "role clash, bodyy will play a very important role in the team just like taco in sk",You dont need a support if everyone on the enemy team iz dead :( That shit should be illegal,religious freedom Who's the roadrunner then?,"Why, Corbyn of course!" I'm referring to the text on the billboard.,They change the copy on ads all the time. Texas Parents Told They Will Be Charged & Arrested if They Walk Their Children to School,This oughta go over well "Quoting Mao, China says Taiwan, HK independence supporters will fail 'like flies'",Burn! Maybe one of the years everyone just died from the Black Plague.,Only counts if it kills celebrities. Normal people?,I guess I forgot my But Assange without internet connection is still bad. They'll still release the documents but he can't coordinate Wikileaks' strategy.,Because they don't have phones? I really do not think so. Sure it's luck so your right when you say you could spend 6 dollars or 10000 but I believe the value of weapons is close to being that high. I remember watching a tmrtn video and the amount of money you would have to spend to get x weapon is ridiculous.,"I remember someone saying it usually takes around 45 supply drops to get a weapon, that's around 1000 cyrptokeys, or if I'm doing my math correct $80" TL;DR dungeon guides,Your voice is perfect. "I just think they were absolutely stupid. I don't support abortion, but people have their lives to live. I'm not gonna interfere, and I'm definitely not gonna get under a huge truck.",why don't you support abortion? Is this a joke? We literally have media that tells you that THEY are the only ones allowed to disseminate news and they coined the term fake news...your comment only goes to show how deep and perverted American propaganda has become. Your comment is honestly scary and disheartening,And the new anti-propaganda center will definitely only help this confusion and not push our governement's propaganda! Government diverting resources to help the poor = evil Omniscient sky demon threatening you with an eternity of hell fire for not supporting ~~priests~~ poor people = righteous,"Jesus needs your $25 more than you do, peasant!" I'd like to see Rockstar make a GTA that takes place in prohibition era Chicago. Al Capone type shit.,Mafia 2? Yeah actually last week Obama signed legislation EXPANDING funding to Syrian rebel groups - a proven source of weapons for ISIS. This occured with almost no media coverage bc everyone from the NYT to NPR to CNN to Fox News are busy demonizing Putin and stupid Americans are eating it up.,"Not only that, Obama personally delivered nuclear weapons to Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi." at least crop it out,Gotta gave it credit to the person who stole this meme Giant Bomb's 2016 Game of the Year Awards: Day Five,FROM OUTTA NOWHERE Soooo... who brought the marshmallows?,I LOVE HOT PLASMA - Danny4262 fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck 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OP is apparently unaware that Africa is a very large continent and not a singular expanse of wilderness populated by uncivilized savages. I forgive him.,It's full of brown people and they are all the same. "Yeah, I think the only question is which city will be hit. Probably one that voted for Hillary.","Trump has a Hollywood star, so it'll probably be a city that rhymes with 'Fran Sancisco'" "Hillary Clinton being hacked into having her staff throw her in her car like a corpse, or having the Russians force Loretta lynch and bill Clinton to meet on the tarmac seems like the Real MVP.",Putin personally gave her the unprotected server and set it up in a closet for her. "70% of those arrested were from out of state. If I was a conspiracy theorist, I would ask who paid for/coordinated that.","But Reddit tells me that every poor person works 2-3 jobs to stay afloat, so where did they find the time to take a vacation?" She says she wants to be a trainer and learn what you do instead of saying she wants to travel with you.,gay More natural looks. I personally was never a fan of contouring or the super-drawn in eyebrows. I don't think that there'll be much focus on them in 2017.,natural is always in. Wasn't Ogletree. Is was the UDFA LB Chubbs. Nobody is talking to Tree like that.,Yeah that makes more sense lol "when mango sideB meteors Plup on FoD, I forget the set.",Genesis 3 "London based centipede, just called work to say I gotta go to the bank, en route to Ecuadorian embassy Just downloaded Periscope to broadcast what I see, name matt_mcsween",Is there a van out front? "I haven't mastered the art of clickbait and stuff yet lol, any idea on what you would have said? :)","all uppercase, add a z at the end of every word, a bunch of exclamation marks" Teacher resigns over racist remarks on Obamas: report,I just want BLACK GENOCIDE. Why did marquinhos conveniently decide to move away and give space to the opponent?,Its all in your head mate Hossin is my favorite. Too bad Connery doesn't know it exists.,You mean its on live and not just test? Overwatch pros and casters talk about the lack of LAN support for major tournaments,Guys I think we all know making more skins is the way to go Undisclosed Desires,Follow me Five Nights at Candy's 3 - Minigame Teaser Trailer,"1 more day left of the year, Emil... ^" Opera burns MS edge alive,Vivaldi for Life "Uhhhh.... it plays games! They mentioned toaster functionality, too, but we'll have to wait and see!","No DVD support, but toaster compatibility Nintendo in a nutshell" Here's a fucking idea: QUIT IT WITH THE FUCKING TURNOVERS!,Thats a stupid idea It'd be swell if one of you fuckers could start dropping points soon pls lads,"Would love Leeds,Brighton and Us to come up." Finished Mounted Sons of Korgaan & Varangur Army,Fantastic paint job! mind if i ask why,"You know, since you are free now..." Literally unplayable.,"Well, their health becomes that crazy when you place the majestic heal spell down on them, then mirror it." They are in USA apparently.,Ah sweet freedom They'll get more attention if they riot on Jan. 20th. That's what it will take to get the media to pay attention.,"Oh look a mob of people burning things and committing crime, surely these people must be the voice of reason!" "Yeah kmljadofjfljalkjaijodml was banned but I'm still unsure why, don't see a rule that he woulda broken.",Didn't you see the mod post where they clearly laid out why kmljlklklkmkmlkmlmmmkmllllklklkmmkmljljk was banned? It's this time of the year,my new years resolution is 3440x1440p Russian hackers penetrated U.S. electricity grid through a utility in Vermont,Didn't see this happening container carrier for material transport,The Center of Mass is above the ship it will tip over. "Let's be honest guys, I suspect it's a semi-permanent thing, unless someone invents some new technology 30 years from now that replaces proper fibre internet. We'll be an economic ghetto by then. We will not be rescued from this, because the conspiracy to fuck us over is too enmeshed, and the Liberal party voters are too delusional to understand the tech.",Lucky we have Foxtel New Clash Royale open screen,The ice wizard looks like molt The daily murder of animals for food.,"Would it be murder if I chased down a cow and severed its spinal cord with my own teeth, then carried it back to my family to sustain them?" Largest Somali pop in the country I believe.,Also top recruitment center for ISIS in the US... Must just be a coincidence though "Eh, there's a lot of unironic support for Trump at the mall where I saw this at. I grew up and live in Republican territory (home county went 80% red)",Clearly half of the country are 14 year old weeaboos "Zach Lavine ends the month of December with a line of 23/3/4 on 49/46.5/85 shooting (63% TS). He set the Timberwolves record for three pointers made in a calendar month (53, previous record of 48 was held by Kevin Love). LaVine is now tied for 7th in the NBA in 3 pointers made on the season while shooting 42% from deep",and here I thought he was just a dunker Western media lies about Syria exposed (Canadian journalist Eva Bartlett),"It's not lies, it's perception management" Tit Printing,Just why? "You need to look at the independent analysis of Obama's birth certificate by two outside forensics labs (the highest respected labs on the planet). They outline 8 points of forgery, they even show the exact certificate that they used to construct Obama's certificate. Open your eyes.",you forgot the "Parents of Reddit, why are you/did you get your son circumsized?",I like it when doctors legally butcher underage kids against their will. Tyler Durden,The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. "Agreed, she also just failed to continue to develop",But she had the best striking coach "Posted there yesterday, people in the comments referred me to you guys.",well post it there again and constantly get reffered back The destruction of the colonialist puppet Arab kingdoms would render an improvement on the lives of the average Arab.,"Yes, plenty of colonialist puppet kingdoms in the middle east currently" You're right he looked like the zodiac killer,I'm sure it's just a coincidence. Shaq's is pretty good but a lot of it is just him driving around,He is a lyft driver you really didnt,maybe I just gave you one too Bash to those people who use the word *cringe* too much. Oh ayoko nito *cringe* pinakinggan first 5 seconds ng kanta *cringe* gosh you must be a living *cringe* yourself ugh,This comment *cringe* Suckerpuching someone is not a fair fight. Entertaining but not fair.,"Yeah, there is no way he could have seen a punch coming." "THEY HAVE HASH ATMS?!? Fuck man, I need to get to Colorado.","ATM= at the moment, not sure if" #LoveTrump'sLove,Did Snopes fact check this? People don't seem to understand basic physiological differences between men and women.,that's sexist Five Afghan teenagers are convicted of gang-raping a boy at knife-point in Sweden - but NONE will be deported because their homeland is 'too dangerous',It would be nice to hear that all 5 of those teens are now deceased and the authorities can't solve the case. Stephen Amell on the Season 1 fight against Reverse Flash with Robbie and Grant,Inb4 comment about how Batman could also take out RF and thereso Arrow is a Batman rip-off "This is beautiful, uplifting, and mature.","And thus, entirely unsuited for Reddit!" You might be concerned it's made up. But why don't you just put your faith in that Rangers held a minute silence because they ACTUALLY HAD SUPPORTERS DIE.,"They held the moment of silence based on the wiki article, nobody knows if it actually happened" Sure...but I'm not really interested in this type of...*NSFW story* :/. A.k.a stay with girls.,[***TRIGGERED***](/intensifies) me irl,"Load fast, pupper" horseshoeism intensifies,lol DAE Clinton & Dems know what's best for oppressed peoples? Multiple Sclerosis I think,Microsoft? Is my wii lost forever?!!?! So I recently tried to use my wii it was modded when I first got it. Whenever I start the wii it brings me to a page that says bootmii where i can select either the wii the home brew channel sd card or settings. theres a copyright at the bottom right of the screen that says 2007-2009 team twiizers. The problem is that when i select the wii or the home brew channel it just brings me to a black screen. I've attempted to restore my nand/format nand but have no luck becuase it freezes when installing wads or it says dump file is for a different wii. Any help would be appreciated thanks.,"Well you better find it, couldn't have run off too far." Arcade or Battle Bunny? So i have a little problem. I want to buy a skin for riven but idk which? Arcade or Battle Bunny?,You have to own all Riven skins or you don't deserve to be part of this subreddit what would anyone watch a montage of janna pressing e on allies and 4 on bushes? lol?,Because thats the whole video "Player coming back from a long hiatus and I need a catchup Hello all, I recently redownloaded clash after a lengthy hiatus. To give you an idea of when I last played, the lava hounds had just recently come out. Now there's a goblin king and many other features I'm just not familiar with. Back when I played before, the golem/witch/wiz and lava hound/balloon combos were popular war comps, and now I have no idea where the meta sits in terms of that. Any quick rundowns I could get or links to guides/videos that cover what has changed would be greatly appreciated, thanks in advance!",Do you even know what an eagle artillery is though? Jan 20: Trump places his hand on a book he hasn't read + takes an oath he won't keep: to protect a constitution he doesn't understand.,This somehow is far more depressing than all the other depressing things happening. Keyboardy McPhoneface? Fuck me please,And I'm Mouse Mckeyboardface. You know why,You're not wrong If you could only use three moves from your main's moveset... What would they be and why?,"Shine, Dair, and Lasers" How do you guys mount your Supreme decks to the wall? I want to mount my decks without damaging them! Do you guys have any suggestions for good deck mounts? What if I don't want to take them out of their plastic? Do I have any options there?,Skate it pussy "I'm getting $1,000,000 for being a Trump supporter AMA Not exactly a paid schill like our pals but Trump is reversing O's economy restricting policies. He's making the country more prosperous so we are all gonna make a ton of money!!!",I get paid in Roubles though "Honestly, I back it. I dropped 50 pounds in about 4 weeks by doing that hula hoop game or what ever the **** its called. Keep in mind I was railing lines non stop. Overall up to you if you want to use it or not. Cheers, all the best",I'm sure coke had nothing to do with the weight loss My guess is that Trump is in debt to his eyeballs to Russian institutions and Trump has to do what Putin says or Putin will gut his businesses.,We can always just check his taxes. All I have is a 20 :(,Peasant Make the Muslim children worship in a christian church also.,ISLAMAPHOBE BIGOT RACIST Free Islamic books in Toronto explain why adulterers should be stoned to death in Islamic State,The Abrahamic faiths are the most tolerant and peaceful religions in the world. What are the CPU threads used for. Syncing all 64 players simultaneously?,"Well yeah basically, all the destruction on the map, all the bullets from 64 people, the severs run at 60hz now so it's a lot of information for the cpu to process." not sure it's the right subreddit,This could easily go in r/depression. Family of Montreal woman mauled to death by dog 'disappointed' owner won't be charged,...good thing these peaceful dogs can continue to be purchased across the country Sounds like the wealth ought to be more evenly distributed,Fucking commie... Kansas judge rules sperm donor not on the hook for child support.,lol makes me think of that scene in Legally Blonde where she debated that all masterbatory emissions should be deemed reckless abandonment "Any back story I should know before starting Fire Emblem Awakening? I new to this series and mostly new to JRPGs. I played FFVII a little when it came out, but I was too young to enjoy it. Besides revisiting that game, I heard this and Chrono Trigger were two good places to start. I tried the demo and really liked the grid based combat, it feels like playing Heroclix. Since it was half off on the eShop I picked up the full game. Any back story or history I should know?",Just keep in mind it's the inferior fire emblem game "Still don't like the idea of it, but I think we can admit to that while recognizing the real issue; That fucking lunatic wants to strip citizenship because he feels like it.","I didn't realize that enforcing a law more strictly and stoping people from abusing visa and work permit loop holes was a lunatic thing to do, huh the more you know." "The possibility of Mother 3 on the Nintendo Switch.. What do y'all think about a possible Mother 3 localization for the NS. I think having this game translated and released for the NS would be a smart move due to the portability factor of this hybrid console which is also what the original released for the GBA in japan was meant to be; a portable adventure. What are the chances of this coming to the NS, would Itoi agree to a localization? Plus you all know[anger rising] THAT WE HAVE BEEN BEGGING NINTENDO!! ~ discuss",There's a reason valve doesn't like 3 My sick 1 tap in esea league match (scream style),Would be front page by now if was shroud End November Godfest Brags and Rants Brags and Rants for godfest go here.,Pulled a second DQXQ - which form would be best for a Myr team considering I already have a ADQXQ on it? jeevux...pimping you out much?,But it would have solved the custody issue! I think those numbers only include players that have been looked up in DestinyTracker at some point.,I know the leaderboards work like that but i doubt the overall count does because i can't see how they would differentiate between you playing crucible on that day or not without asking you. Judging by how rude these comments are i hope Trum p makes your jobs private.,"Fair enough, we hope McDonald's makes yours automated." Words have no meanings,Except terf which is very important and meaningful. I have this on my hands. The handshake during interviews is my worst fear.,I loved it when people would wipe their hand on their pants afterward... "Best source for oyster mushroom spawn and how much do I need? I am a noob mushroom grower working on my first project. I have prepared four 5 gallon buckets and drilled holes in them, and plan to use cardboard and coffee grounds as a substrate. I'll be growing in a spare room that stays at about 60-70 degrees year round. I'm looking for spawn from the easiest variety of oyster mushrooms to grow in cardboard/coffee grounds. For whatever reason I am having a hard time finding a good source for oyster mushroom spawn in sawdust or grain. Lots of plugs, but I am under the impression that plugs are only really appropriate for growing in logs. Anybody have a reasonably priced, quality source of oyster mushroom spawn they can recommend to me? Also, how much spawn do I need for four five gallon buckets filled with cardboard and coffee grounds? Thanks!",Commenting so I can come back to this thread Twitter says: Pneumonia Is Gang Bang By Patriarchy,These people are the epitome of mental disability. Oh shit thats the lab I work in!,Haha you would have assumed you heard of this from your employer No. Star Citizen isn't going to be out for a few years. My guess is that this was something Eve's developers were planning for some time.,If you're an EVE player you know CCP has been planning a lot of things for a long time... CIG could take notes from them on maintaining player faith/hype. "The helium is used to keep the pressure in the fuel tanks high as they get emptied, which helps the turbopumps to deliver the content to the engines.","right, but helium tank pressure is a LOT higher than the rp1 tank pressure no?" Rev matching while riding a larger displacement bike is much more essential. If not done properly you run the risk of locking up the rear tire temporarily.,But isn't this how you do mad drifts? I dont think OG are going to UMG,Wouldn't class 7th/8th as a top team Your stuff is probably just in storage so they could clean the place. Chill out,That makes it ok to enter the unit without warning and remove all your stuff right? "Naw, this stems from Mao's Communist party. It's very much in line with Communist belief. It's a great view IMO.",I think you forgot the Feel the pain.,This hurts me on a spiritual level. Thanks. I Changed it,"This is just from personal experience tho, we all run into the average dork" "Genius, I just have to do that for two years and I have enough money saved up to afford the new Macbook Pro. So I don't have to sell my kidney after all.","You probably won't be able to if you subsit on pure sugar either, so it's a trade-off." But I'm Mexican,Well then you're clearly not a real woodworker. "It's a trilby, not a fedora. Indian Jones wears a fedora, and he's no neckbeard",That's right You're like Indiana Jones *cringe* "He's an 11 year old kid, why is everyone hating on him when it should be the parents",Because I can beat up an 11 year old for sure. "meh once you're level 9 get upgraded sweeper solves the problem, when you're going for a gank just pop the sweeper and dodge the minefield :d",what's a sweeper? Rate my battlestation,I'm kind of board just looking at it. When you put MTB tires on your road bike fun things happen,"Fun, as in the brakes don't work." What is the most passive aggressive thing you have ever witnessed?,Reddit. "Tumblr will start automatically injecting affiliate links into all users' blogs; If someone clicks on the link and makes a purchase, Tumblr receives a commission, not the blogger","It's OK, if they start raking it in they'll peel off 3 or 4% to offer incentives to high-traffic content producers." 2 Canadian women caught with $31m worth of coke in their luggage after a 2 months cruise,How do you carry $31m worth of coka cola in your luggage? Apple chief executive Tim Cook says the European Commission ruling that Apple should pay billions of euros in back taxes to the Republic of Ireland is maddening and political.,Of course it's maddening and political... taxes are for poor people and small businesses that can't afford an army of accountants and lawyers. "Inch by inch, Israel is purging the Palestinians. They know exactly what they are doing.",They have gone through a purging so I'm guessing they fixed the past processes... the three strike policy is one of the worst things to ever befall on our great nation,"The Iraq war, Hurricane Katrina, 9/11, the mortgage crisis, the great depression, the civil war... Yeah, the 3 strike policy is right up there." "Pretty much every Jedi is a great pilot it seems. Clone wars shows a lot of them front and center in dog fights. Makes sense, the force would make piloting a while lot easier.",Not Barriss Offee. IMO the biggest douchebag move of all time belongs to this guy. buiilds a towering fortress in the middle of the mumbai slums.,Then what is the point of a millions of rupees if you don't show it off to those who don't have it? "That skeeves me out so much. It also really bothers me that he keeps writing P.S. *his name* at the bottom. That's not what P.S. is for. And I've never met a person who's first name was King. Last names and plenty of pets, sure, but not people's first names. I wouldn't be surprised though, I've seen much worse.",At some places you give your switch first and last name. "If humans were not to evolve into super intelligent beings, which animal do you believe would have been the first to land on the moon?",Pandas Just uh. That moment.,Did you try pointing up instead of down? "Depends on the airline, I know for certain some have 10kg weight limit on carry on baggage for international flights. Although it's very often not checked.",Flying in Europe the suitcase weight limit was 20kg (my bag was 20.7kg but they let it slide) and like 8kg or something for the carry on. "This pussyfication of our kids not getting to play outside while at the same time they are becoming little gluttons and video game addicts might just possibly be related. At the least the reverse should be enabled. It really wont kill all of our different kids to play together outside unstructured. Maybe they could all get along even better if they actually got to use their imaginations and play together in a supervised but unstructured environment. To many principals think we are raising little science experimental robots. No, they need fun, and study, to be healthy and happy.",But then they might run around and trip and fall and get inured and sue "Dang, that's me. Where would be the best place to invest?",Nigerian royalty. Tiniest testicles in the land.,He must be on the juice. Sleeping Schedule For Champs,True fans don't sleep CNN Blurs 'Trump 2016' Logo From T-Shirt of Man who rescued a baby,No bias there. "Even Stranger Things? I'm halfway through and only have one minor complaint, but otherwise it's a brilliant show.",**HOW DARR YOU SUGGEST STRANGER THINGS IS ANYTHING LESS THAN A PERFECT SHOW** I think I'm in love,She's tricking you into buying her old monitor. Carey Price has the flu TIME TO FREAK OUT,He'll be sick forever :( "lethal procs when a minion with lethal damages another minion. wards negate all damage, so no lethal.","Ok thanks, good to know" "Muenster on sourdough, fried in butter",Looks damn good sourbrough. How aspergery do you have to be to not be able to tell this is a joke,"if it is a joke, it's a pretty shitty one" You like a fuck a Asian rady? You Asian rady fucker you,Agin rady or da cuttle fish? "1,000 Artists Performing in the Concert Across America to End Gun Violence - A few names to take off my ipad rotation",Trigger finger Jones will be performing his hit single die bitch die to help end gun violence. "Labour Day is a bourgeois holiday, but I'll still take the three day weekend. The real Labour Day is on May 1st.",See its human nature to be greedy Whatever DC has coming out.,"Yeah, cause Suicide Squad was such a flop" "As mainer, can confirm. Had no need for a babysitter by the time i was 10 years old. I knew how to start fires and feed myself and tie knots and shoot every gun I could get my hands on. Responsibly, of course~",well look at mr hunger games over here Belcher is fine. Shredder gets annoying since it's in every game.,"Belcher was fine before Ironbeak nerf, super strong taunt vs aggro but could be countered by aggro, it was a perfect card" "Not only will I be in LA, but I also live less than 10 minutes away from where this is happening. I definitely plan on checking it out.",...and the horse you rode in on! "I've tried that, it doesn't.","Me too, thanks." "It was a joke, I'm not racist ,and people like you are what's wrong with this world.",I'd love to watch you float that joke in front of a black audience. All Australians and New Zealand Players,Yeah I'm not following I'm working on a Pokemon info-graphic at the moment and the illustrations are looking rather adorable!,SO CUTE "I'm not talking books, comics or fan head cannon. Just what was presented in the movies.",It is actual canon ;) This election is by no means over. The worst thing Clinton supporters could do now is relax. Her victory is not a done deal. The possibility of a Trump win should concentrate everyone's mind.,"I have to ask, how do you reconcile wanting her to win with her lying, and knowingly breaking the law about classified documents?" Summertime sadness.,TRUE That makes more sense. That reminds me how one of my friends described Andrew Luck's voice sounding like he has a bubble stuck in his throat.,Colts fan here and I find that comparison hilarious The discord in the sidebar is run by one of the members here. It is JS and KOTK focused.,"There's no devs in there, no point" It's...kind of eerie that you said that because I do indeed have a goofy friend who would be more suited to that side than I am. Got me thinking!,"Not stalking, we all have that guy :) Good luck" You got the thieving pet by runecrafting?,"Yes, how else would one get a runecrafting pet?" When nyx want to be a carry,"But he's an agi hero, he must be a carry, right?" Moot* point,No no it would have been mute because she couldn't message any more It is said that if you stare at this picture long enough that you'll eventually see the face of a sloth.,I see an eagle Please dress up as Legolas! You'd be legless Legolas with a Lego leg.,"If he forgot to bring his Lego leg, would that make him a legless Legolas less a Lego leg?" Fat Randy missed an extra point Long may he reign,He needs a box of Shipley's donuts to reach his true form. "Yeah I asked someone if they saw this film, their response was they don't like Will Ferrell... So I asked again because I didn't care about their opinion on the actor. They answered my question and hadn't seen it. Annoyed me so much. If I recommend a film, it's nice to have some respect and give it a chance. Just like not liking an actor's personal life reflects their quality of performance. Don't get it.","For me it was that I didn't like all his slapstick shenanigans and over-the-top humor -- but after seeing him in this, I gave a lot of his stuff another chance since he clearly has more range than I'd given him credit for." 'Catwoman Harley' by Leigh Jeffrey,welp *unzip* Just let it happen -A beta-as-fuck male,"Shit, the down votes show why I should have used" "Okay, that's a new one.","I've heard similar from Bama fans for years: They wear orange so they don't have to change when they go to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash on the highway on Monday." Showerthoughts: What if September 6th was always meant to be the release date for Sombra and not Patch 1.3,"Sadly, it is the release for the PS4 Overwatch update :'(" i just have to do it. those meme masters are contagious,I know that feel. cr1m asked for it to be removed,o fuck I just wanted to offer sincere congratulations also obligatory meme cookiezi wants his irl pic removed and it's posted everywhere here Who's the friend who likes to play? BING BONG! BING BONG!,"Nope, not ringing a bell." I'm pretty sure it's spelled Fabian lol but the night sounds awesome!,The cringe. Nexus was sexus Pixel is sixel?,DAE SIX APPEAL? This is why our promotion system shouldn't be based on a test.,But it's based on performance! What? this quest took like 2 minutes... and the flute wasn't even annoying or anything.,think your missing "You can see Mt Rainier from Canada, but because of the earth's curvature you can only see the tip",but the earth is flat? "If you were a food, what would you be?",Pizza "I have always like the James Bond movies, when Peirce Brosnan started playing the role It was hard to watch. I was glad when the studio went on without him.",Yeah goldeneye was terrible "Never change, 9Gag, you provide this sub with too much to see you go...",Oh wow I guess that girl is really missing out! Surprise! Multinationals don't want to stay in a union controlled and strike sensitive part of the country.,"On the bright side, a 0-day workweek is better than a 4-day workweek." In which aspect?,"In the not blowing up and killing you, your family, and your dog category" i5 4690k and a 1070,"Thats outdated, weak hardwer man, you should update it" But this fix still focuses on winning,"But only half as much, which would also bring more fun decks into the meta game cause people wouldn't care as much about losing imo." Its the hacker move.,you now me on hide nice Exclusive: Google's new phones will be called the Pixel and Pixel XL,Totally didn't see that coming "Well, the least expensive in the game..",i believed he dropped a "Report: Hundreds of UN Accredited NGOs Promoting Anti-Semitism, Anti-Zionism, Terrorism",Never would have guessed Got permabanned for this,"Here, you dropped your" "Church Insurance Company Refuses Pay-Out for Flood Damage, Citing 'Act of God'",Why does god hate churches? "after years of gaming on a budget, I finally get to bring home the one i want",Maybe it'll run Fallout 1 at 60fps It's funny that all we have to do is not preorder anything. And fuck anything that is early access,But but it's my money don't tell me what to do with it "I love how the delusion that hordes of unpaying viewers is a good thing has penetrated so deeply into peoples consciousness. Up until now, venture capital and other groups have been willing to fund these huge web companies that make no money, but have tons of viewers, on the principle that *eventually* they'll find some way to monetize it. But people are finally coming to the conclusion that hordes of freeloaders who get outraged whenever you try to make any money at all, aren't actually very useful. They're bringing nothing to the table.",But i pay them with exposure and they get experience in their job 20% of Reddit Karma Belongs to 1% Of Users,YOU KNOW OUR REDDIT IS IN A SERIOUS DILEMMA WHEN THE TOP 1% OF USERS OWN MORE KARMA THAN THE BOTTOM 60% OF USERS I'd legit rage quit If my support did this to me. Not even joking lmao,"You realize they were fucking around with each other for fun, right?" Last of us would just be another zombie movie. That's cool,But but mushrooms! "I don't want to sound like I'm on some moral high horse here, but I have had Russian friends and acquaintances... fellow international students I met during college. They were awesome, kind, intelligent. It's very upsetting to read the condemnation of an entire country and its people on here and other threads. If someone said such scathing things about Mexico and its people, the same folk insulting Russians would jump all over them as bigots. Yeah, definitely insult Putin all you want. But why accuse someone of being from Russia, as if that's somehow a fault or flaw?","Russians are white, you can't be a biggot against white people." what would be your last meal ?,a pill that prevents me from dying and gives me eternal youth "It ain't about what you're worth. A total won't make you stop lifting. I don't think a single person in this sub would stop lifting if sport disappeared. Hell, we might benefit as a whole if the sport of lifting went away and instead as a lifters we simply focused on the act of it.",Depth check: 3 white lights If you have one of everything why not throw in Reno???,I have it I just somehow didn't type it at first. When will we know the times of the debates?,That depends on the NFL schedule "The issue with an all out war from Trump is, he'll attack the women, and reporters, and papers, and ignore Clinton. So, whatever.",Bet he drops his very own porno....... it'll be..... ummmmmm... yuge-ish... "No no, please continue killing other muslims. As is tradition.",Just not the white ones. "Write a champion you want to be good at, but aren't, and then someone else give them tips to improve. (x post r/overwatch) Ive always wanted to be a good riven. but no matter what skin I use Im still bad",I would love some Ahri tips "A motion for relief from the judgment is a request made to the court for correcting a clerical mistake in the judgment, that is, a mistake which results in the judgment's incorrectly reflecting the court's intentions or relieving the party from the judgment because of inadvertence, surprise, or excusable neglect, newly discovered evidence that could not have been discovered through diligence in time for a motion for new trial, the judgment's being the result of fraud, misrepresentation, or misconduct by the other party, or the judgment's being void or having been satisfied or released.",motion for miscellaneous relief (to be used only if no other relief applies) .... whatever that means !completed,!completed My new golf towel came in.,WANT. If you had to guess EVERYTHING that will be announced next week what would you guess?,"Everything except a new MacBook Pro and new Mac Pro, just to spite this subreddit." "The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine",I like this one. How to see number of runs? Just look up :) Anything is appreciated btw.,See how much you died "Skapski, Halverson, and Hellberg all have contracts with the Rangers so they will all be in Hartford (or up with the Rangers). Tyler Wall will be a freshman at UMass - Lowell and Adam Huska will be a freshman at UConn. And that covers all of our goalie prospects (besides Shestyorkin, of course).","I really, really hope that wall gets good" I think my favorite is either the salt and pepper diner or the one about the party at the teachers kids house,Get the patty wagon! He actually gave his source! The mad lad!,But but but but he didn't provide names and video evidence and SSNs so he's probably making this up. "I tried the special edition and it is very nice. I mean probably 95% of the PC peps here including me got it for free, so nothing to complain about. But still, i will wait until next year when the main mods got ported and updated, especially SkyUI and SKSE64. Until then we mhave modded skyrim :D",SkyUI devs said they aren't porting it :( Just received this from friends who were on holiday in Sweden. The Problem? They are HUGE! How are they normally eaten?,You just feed them to big red horses What do you live thirty minutes from?,Disney World and Universal Studios NOT EVEN COMPETE LEAGUE IS SAFE,ya im real spooked of plat thresh kap kap :) "I must be the only person who doesn't get Mafia 2. I've played the first half of it and found it to be quite dull so far. Relatively uninspired shooting and uninteresting stock gangster characters. Driving around the open world is kinda fun, but the actual driving missions are mostly terrible due to the unforgiving checkpointing and bad AI. I'm at the (first?) tailing mission and it's infuriating because it only saves at the beginning of the drive to go FIND the target, and then doesn't save when you actually catch sight of him at the bar (even though there's a cutscene here), so if you fail you have to do the initial drive from the acquisition of the mission all over again. THEN I have also failed the mission several times because my target crashed his own car. Seriously WTF.","It's just a linear game with an open world tacked on, it's alright but nothing spectacular and if you spend too much time exploring and not rushing through the story you might not have that much fun actually." What makes you different?,....and that's why walnuts aren't sold by the deez. Touch of malice + red death = unstoppable,"Touch already has a health regen ability where you'll regen to full evey three kills in rapid succession, but I get where you're coming from." "I wish the ping would say hey, maybe if you tried to protect your healer just a little bit, I'd be alive and could be healing you right now",DAE Mercy mains are god's gift to the world? "Sam Bee Mocks Lauer, Hits Media For Inability To 'Call A Liar A Liar'",Sam Bee is the best one from the vacuum jon and colbert left. Christopher Walken Reading Three Little Pigs,I get the feeling Chris would be the kind of wolf that would just break into the homes and stab the pigs to death with a stiletto. Easter Egg Question,"WaW: Der Riese Black Ops: Call of the Dead & Der Riese (no trophy) Black Ops 2: Origins Black Ops 3: The Giant, der Eisendrache, Zetsubou no Shima, Gorod Krovi & Revelations." "Thieves steal young Down syndrome wrestling fan's figurine collection, community and Mattel help to replace them, plus WWE arrange tickets to upcoming NXT show",At first glance I thought this said Titus O'Neil has Down Syndrome. "I wish this was true... I am gonna go out into social group 4 x this week. That isnt weird. I have been doign this for whatt... 5 years . I approach every one make friends, including women. Yet all the women I meet are never interested. If you say this then people say you must be out of shape. Well know I run marathons and lift so I am in okay shape. Then they will say you must not be very confident. And to that I say I try my best to be confident but if having a large social circle and running marathons isn't enough to give me confidence, I don't think much else will at this point.",But have you tried being yourself bro "Eh, it'll be over soon. Remember dat boi?",Oh shit waddup. So happy with EVGA right now. Sent my 780 in for a warranty RMA and they gave me a 970!,"If I rma my xfx 9800gt cause it broke, will I get a r9 380?" Samsung recalls Galaxy Note 7 worldwide due to exploding battery fears,"Bad antenna reception doesn't sound so bad now, huh" Why does the women's view matter? I don't care about the gender of who reviews it. I care about the car,Because only women care about ease of maintenance and safety features I have a case that's essentially the smallest that you could fit a full sized GPU in. It makes my Xbox One look small.,"No doubt - you *can* buy micro-ATX boards and cases (or even HTPC cases for something that looks similar to the shape of a console), but you're not going to throw a full size video card into that or a huge cooler." "He had a solid zero to death, I'm cool with that. It was pretty hype from both sides not just me imo",*1 - death "Protip: Don't post anything stupid on the internet This was my 2nd account because friends know my main account. Basically I was posting in r/amiugly to see genuinely if I was ugly: mainly because I'm so used to my face I can't really tell. Little did I know the new video from CasuallyExplained would mention the sub and a couple friends would see my post. What's the chance of that? The problem with the anonymity of the internet is you do and say things that you would never think of in the real world. Also, Stone if you happen to still be stalking me, your fantasy team sucks",What'd they say to you after they saw it? DRAWING REQUESTS THREAD latenight sadboys thread ask for drawings ill give em 2 u,ElephantHitler SHIPS ARE WEIRD PEOPLE,"But ships aren't people to begin with, so how can they be weird?" He wait a minute he isn't hillary,Hellbound Hillary is trolling us "The F-117 is in no ones future, they were retired 15 years ago.","If I want to become one when I grow up, you aren't going to tell me I can't you shitlord!" "Well, were you looking at her ass?",The whole gym was staring at her ass including the white knight. creepshot of an old man on a bench,Who the fuck does this guy think he is minding his own business in public? Resistance Training,Typical support just weighing down the team LIGHTSWITCH RAVE,The system is down The system is down Doodalootdoodoooo Doodalootdoodoooo Just don't waste your 20's.,That's exactly what I'm worried about ;) "It's considered a little cheesy. You're able to play like crap the whole game, then down people in one hit. Doesn't help that you're moving quite a bit faster also.","Hope let's you move 4% faster but nobody is running that, wonder why?" Level 2 has 3333333 hp... why so many 3's?,In case someone forgot what number comes after 2. "Let me get this straight I tell all of you that I don't care if those attending have a good time at the concert, but then you guys are the ones supporting those who sneak phones in even though Donald doesn't want that? You guys are the ones who destroy the music industry, you aren't real fans. Just greedy people. And those who snuck phones in, you don't deserve to be at the concert. You aren't real fans either, just snakes.","Fuck cell phones use landline, quit killing music everyone..." "What major things are you still waiting for ? Just wondering what major things in the game you are waiting for that you believed would have already been in the game. I personally have none. I have enjoyed the game since I have had it on release. I have had some space battles , found some amazingly beautiful planets and unique animals. Space exploration is what I wanted and that's what I got.",My money back. WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOSE,"Boots..worn by Gustav III of Sweden...during his coronation...I don't see how you're not getting this, it's right there in the title man." Most air kills in the war was when the victim was unaware of the attacker.,But...but weren't they able to hear the engine sound like in WT? "All member states and some regional legislatures have a veto. So Britain isn't going to get its way, even if Poland or Italy are excluded.",Yup. "The anti-PC nonsense. Aside from being the other side of the coin from political correctness, it's much more tiresome than overanxiety about offending people ever was. You don't have to pepper your language with stuffy terms so as not to offend anyone; just treat others how you want to be treated. If that's really so much of a problem for you, then you just need to grow the hell up. Period.",PC Master race! "And let's socialize insulin, while we're at it. 10% of the population is type 1 or type 2 diabetic.","Sure, and why don't we just stop taxing women for menstrual necessities while we're at it Being sensible and fair is pure communism, and that's bad because my angry uncle says so!" Peacekeeper annoys me That is has no reload sound. Anyone else?,ikr everyone is getting pissed off at the EE cutscene but i'm just getting triggered over the missing reload sound! Bridge don't give a FUCK! Bridge will fuck you UP!,[Obligatory](http://www.11foot8.com) Man has a crisis of faith on a news channel,Someone give the Awakened One a glass of water after that truth nuke. I'm actually curious what the case against a celibate gay relationship would look like.,"It would probably be rooted in a *deep* and *genuine* concern that these two people who have made such a loving commitment to God and each other that they are foregoing pleasures of the flesh, and loving each other in a chaste but deeply meaningful way might accidentally see the other one's junk in the shower and be reminded that they're actually subhuman perverts and fall into unforgivable sin." "compensation for leavers Started season 3 today and out of my three placement matches me and my friend won 0 so far, because of assholes who leave the game early. 6v5 is never fair and when this happens you know you have lost. In quick play it can be brushed under but in competitive its really annoying to just 'accept the loss' when its out of your control to win. We deserve to be compensated when someone else leaves because their punishment doesn't make it better. They still left and we still lost.","I can see no way, this could be abused" So he proved it to the mods of HF. Color me unconvinced.,"Yeah, lots of people out there pretending to be obscure hockey players family members.." fucking superhero movies,"Hey, if i want to see the same goddam action movie, with A-list celebrities and shitty ending, thats my choice!" "We're just running a business! Yeah, well fuck your business.","Maybe medical things that people's lives depend on shouldn't be a business, especially if you have monopoly" And ironically downplays the south's treason in the civil war.,You meant to say the War of Northern Aggression. Get good insurance. Problem solved.,"Just don't be poor man, it isn't that hard, right?" "Nah, no crumpets or colonizing India.",I don't know why crumpets is a British stereotype I'm from the north and my family has never had them "Women no more want to be men than you or I want to be rodents. They are the life givers. All beauty descends from them. That you have a voice, a brain, can act is down to the existence of your mother.",You forgot this: Don't you bring that evil on us Busch Light drinkers.,I think you brought it on yourself for drinking Busch Light Group of friends called n*****s and slaves by a customer at the Winston's Irish Pub in Saskatoon,Pretty sure only white people can be racist. They just need to make all playable characters reptiles so people will shut the fuck up about which gender is or isn't playable.,Well I'm snakekin and I think you're being offensive What is surprisingly still impossible in 2016 ?,Getting rid of bed bugs. Newly Discovered Species (Fish) Will Be Named Obama,"Oh, that will surely help to google the fish in the future." Played it in 800x600 with everything turned off or to low on a 6 years + old 1GB graphic card and still looked great to me.,Better than a ps4 anyway. "A proposed rework of the bounty system: Tracking wanted commanders, increased rewards, etc","Yeah, why don't we just scrap the game and start from the ground up." "trip spam is very efficient against rushes, juggs can get pretty unreliable on some maps. Tons of people in mkoth have went ace before and easily defended early game with only dart farm, its pretty easy.",If the rush is small enough such as 5-7 sets of zebras then trip spam is better yea but for larger rerushes I've noticed people getting up another jug so I was just wondering which is better. I caved in and bought a vape.,Probably full of subarus ;) PlayStation 4 Pro Will Be the Last PS4 Edition for Substantial Period of Time,"Yeah, on about 2-3 years well see the Ps4 Pro slim and the new Ps5." Virtual experiments with my battlestation in Soundstage VR,"Wait, what?" This is what happens when you believe the lies of liberals. The dust bowl was one of His punishments for people beginning to stray from His path. Only God has that kind of power. The arrogance of some people.,Forgot your Everybody in the lineup can speak fluent english dude,"No way dude, they aren't white tho." "I just stopped giving a fuck about it. I'm not doing anything wrong. If we happen to be walking the same direction, oh well, that's nice. I'm not going to attack you and I hope you're not going to attack me. If they want to avoid me, that's okay. I'm not going to judge someone for practicing personal safety. If that's even what they are doing. I think we're all too paranoid about how other's perceive us. The world doesn't revolve around us. If they make a sudden turn it probably has nothing to do with us, they probably just realized they needed to turn.",That's a good point. "Also, if people wanted to complain about that, why not go after the fact that we have fucking violet hold again. The most lazy boring and biggest waste of time dungeon ever made.","Its only in the game because they were using Violet Hold for artifact storylines anyways, so they may as well populate it and add it to the dungeon pool" He also said his second greatest achievement was to add an egg while cooking soup in order to produce a soft-boiled egg without having an extra pot to wash.,meta What the fuck is going on?,"The mascot of Kumamoto, Japan is try to make rice cake." "I feel like its more of a running joke in the community than anything else. But in all seriousness, CoD isn't exactly a sport where you see injuries due to the fact that is a video game. Therefore people say Addy OD in part to be funny but its one of the only thing that comes to mind. Hope whoever it was is okay though.",The addy jokey are really annoying though and the fact that fans of the game keep bringing it up all the time even on here is a bit annoying imho. Obama has been the worst perpetrator of divising America and increasing racial tensions.,Yeah how dare he be black! Picked up five of these chairs for $5 each!,i'm in awe Guess that makes the Egyptologist a better prophet than ol' Joe,Or he was influenced by Satan... IGN: Kial Deposited: level 12 Oddish (Female) Msg: pg2441 Thank you in advance!,Done! Dogs vs Snake Fight!,Did one of the dogs fighting the big cobra get bit? RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU (Not sure why he didn't include the G),"Ga is an article, but so is wo is idk" Meh if you like stale ice cream.,Don't be jelly; first day on sale. Relic Draw Megathread It's here!,Not too fond of these troll banners (at least that's how they've been treating me). A sheed full back tattoo,Honestly down I wish there was a way to see people's rank here. Been playing for 2 months and everybody gives me diverging opinions about how to improve :/,There was Rank Flair but EVERYONE on the sub was GE apparently She can't even,She can't even dye her pussy hair or shave it off. "Shroud seems completely useless to this roster ... Stewie , Automatic and Ska are doing all the hard carry for C9 ... shroud doesn't seem to do anything at all . He plays on of the easiest spots , following the entry fragger but he just doesn't have any impact on the team . Even n0thing has more impact LUL",He plays too many pugs.. he needs to decide if he wants to be a streamer or a professional player If you light a match on Jupiter would the entire planet combust?,"Yes, that's why it's a no smoking planet." "The actual 'compression' portion of a compressor doesn't make it louder. But since others have already kind of said that I'll try to be a bit more detailed. So a compressor is always (in my experience) going to have at least a threshold, makeup gain, compression ratio, and attack and release controls. The threshold is the point of loudness at which the compressor will begin to actually start working by reducing the decibel level of any sound that gets louder than the threshold. The compression ratio is 'how much' compression is happening. The ratio is measured in terms of input to output decibels. So a 2:1 ratio would mean for every two decibels of input volume, the compressor would output one decibel of volume. I think the ratio can be determined pre or post threshold depending upon the compressor, but most often is calculated post threshold. Someone can feel free to correct me there if I'm wrong. The attack is the time it takes from the threshold being crossed, to the point at which the compressor is compressing at its MAXIMUM ratio. The release is the time it takes for compressor to go from maximum compression ratio, to no compression after a signal falls below the threshold. The makeup gain takes the signal after it has been compressed and then can be used to increase or decrease the final output signal as needed. So as an example, we'll say we have a compressor on a drum bus with a threshold of -10db, and a compression ratio of 2:1. Attack and release wont be quite as important for the example, but I figured I'd included their specific functions, as compressors can be confusing. So lets say the drum signal is peaking at about -8 db, and it's softest point is about -12db. So every time the drums get louder than -10db the compressor will begin to reduce the output volume, so lets say it hit's -8db, and we have a 2:1 compression ratio. Since we're two decibels over the threshold, that means the compressor should only output one of those decibels bringing our peak down to about -9. So now every time something gets louder than -10db, the signal will drop down to at least -9db (from -8db) as that is our new highest peak. AFTER the compression happens we begin to introduce the gain. The reason compression makes the overall volume of something louder, is because of the gain. Before compressing, there was a 4db gap between the softest and loudest points, now there is a 3db gap. So when we turn up the gain 3 db, the softest point will be -9db as opposed to -10 if we had not compressed the signal. This results in an overall louder signal. Hope this made sense and that I didn't actually screw any of that up. Compression can be really confusing, especially as a newbie. I STILL learn new things about compression and I'm about 7 years deep now.",Excellent paragraph for a ELI5 question "I think Reddit is Fun is a fork of AlienBlue. AB was taken over by Reddit themselves, and they eventually pulled it and replaced it with the official reddit app. To get notifications in the official Reddit app now I think you need to have Gold, but don't quote me on that. I hated the Reddit app so I just downloaded the pulled version of AlienBlue and use that on my wifi-only iPhone. I recently & unintentionally made the switch to Android, RIF was a pleasant surprise.","All I know is I'm thoroughly disappointed in this App, it sucks and Reddit should be ashamed a third party can out do them." "Congrats on 30,000 subscribers! yay!",Only about 4 trolls amongst us i assume. "With higher fps you can control the spray mutch better, I play with 30 fps and when i shoot i loose like 12 fps and the game lag so hard, its too hard to control spray... Sorry about my english.",Hi Sorry for bad English As a Jerseyite and frequent visitor to New England I wholeheartedly agree. Why is the garden state a zero anyway? Do people really think all of NJ looks like the refineries and EWR on the turnpike?,So you are a leafer? "Lol sorry let me be more specific, thought it was obvious. She hasn't spoken to the public.","Come on man, she's speaking at 20k per seat fundraisers, just not to *you*." Black newscasters ain't havin none of that,So easy to replace beautiful perfect aryan with beautiful perfect human/person "Ooooh who is this gem of a gentleman, let me throw my vagina at him posthaste! I've never understood these guys that will insist they are a gentleman and then immediately start name calling and saying the most vulgar things, like do you even read your own messages?","Hey, hey I call dibs first!" damn Faze looking pretty good with allu,No no allu is bot fox the best player in faze kappa "You guys are acting like it **can't** happen, it's most likely possible and he's just giving people a heads up.",It's an elaborate troll. "What goal or objective to do in elite? Im quite bored in elite surprisingly,i have a fully engineered corvette.a imperial courier that is a god that is only halfway finished.what is there to do:/ i need something fun.","In this game you have to use your imagination and make your own fun, maybe you should stick to Call of Duty" i know he's trolling but it would be funny if you told someone you were going to kick them but you missed the deadline so you had to play with them for the rest of the season. awkward as fuck.,We are talking about Bone7 tho... "Parasite probably will take a break, or see how IW is and if he dislikes it then will.",But parasite did retire Kappa Ivy and Wheats F/A,Killa said Ivy is going to replace him in RNG "The one or two smart people usually aren't very smart. To make them look smart, the writers just make the other characters really dumb. Bueller, in addition to being surrounded by dolts, had a lot of luck on his side as in the scene when the two are at a baseball game. The principal is watching it on TV but just happens to bend down to tie his shoe as they pop up on screen.",Smart=/mostly/=Luck :) I'm a courtroom stenographer. So I'm certified to write 225 words per minute. That's about all I can do.,with that speed you'll write a mod in 10 minutes! Gay couple 'kicked off London bus after driver launches disgusting homophobic rant',"I was gonna say the driver should have been kicked off, but I can see how that may be an issue." I always wondered how much kids are worth at school. 44 dollars.,Really explains the lunches. Just like the advert...,Jay Pharaoh? "As a girl, I've had dreams where I'm a guy plowing a chick and I've always thought it was awesome. I miss my dream penis :(",Got pics? "Where'd the door go? Missing on the top, there on the bottom.",CGI my dude "1984: Oceania is an isolated hermit-state a la North Korea This theory is from quite an older topic compared to others on this board, but it's still interesting. POTENTIAL SPOILERS AHEAD My theory is that in the classic book/movie *1984*, Oceania is not a world-spanning superstate like it is described, but is simply a delusional dictatorship controlling the former United Kingdom and nothing else. Some evidence for this: -Winston never sees any real proof of Oceania's existence outside Airstrip One. -The Book, which assures the existence of the 3 superstates, was written by the Ministry of Truth, therefore it's unreliable. -The photo of Jones, Aaronson, and Rutherford in New York could've easily been forged. -It is stated somewhere (I can't remember where) that the rocket bombs falling on London are fired by the Party itself and not Eurasia. -Given what O'Brien said about plastic surgeons being able to transform someone, the war prisoners could've easily been political prisoners transformed into Mongoloids by plastic surgeons. -It would explain why wartime losses can easily turn into victories. -It simply makes a lot more sense than 3 superstates dominating the world (remember Occam's Razor). -It would explain why there are no Americans, Brazilians, South Africans, or really any non-Brits seen during the book (if Oceania really is that big. you'd expect to see Oceanians from other countries. Please, all thoughts and comments are accepted.",Pretty sure this is a well established and known theory Which has produced a national title.,Cam. i think that i should probably go to sleep early tonight.,Sleep tight felps funny nose scratch action :3,It's impossible to cheat on LAN and Brazil doesn't cheat Brazil top 1 immortals#2 SK#1. Is that where people go dogging?,:I "I used to consider myself a progressive, then I met other progressives. The vast majority of progressives are just scientifically illiterate kids that have no clue what they're talking about. Now I just stick with liberal.","Congratulations, you used a very scientific method to determine that all progressives don't know what they are talking about." My younger cousins are going through the weaboo phase It's honestly kind of adorable.,Thank God normal people don't go through that phase Yeah then you'll love Edinburgh. I'd also advise going to Glencoe. It's beautiful.,It certainly looks beautiful from the pictures! "When you're ready, hit me up. I can help you find the perfect t mouse for your needs. Might even be able to toss you a coupon to save a few $$",Then can I have free money? Bendy water,This one felt more like an aww video to me yeah but i hate facebook.,Facebook is what you make of it Dumbest Playerbase?,"World of Warcraft has been out for 12 years and some people still don't know the mechanics, what idiots" I'm a local. The meetings were posted in the local newspapers and on the website of our state utility commission weeks and months in advance....,oh shit I read a newspaper and go to the state utility commission website every day I totally would have noticed "I think if they made darts like 400 money instead of 200, and triple darts to be 600 they would use other strats. and nerf farms to cost alot more like 600, 1,0 and 1800 2,0",darts should be 750 and triple darts should be 900 "Rumour: AMD out performed Nvidia in Mafia 3, Nvidia pays to lock @ 30fps","Hahaha, lmao ayy." I hope that imagery will haunt his nightmares the way it's probably going to haunt mine.,"I dont know, after that last message from OP Im not sure who the team creepyPMer is..." Care to explain?,"Dyrus revealed Dignitas' strategies during a tournament, which made it easier for the teams facing Dignitas to beat them." In ear manager i think.,"in ear monitor, basically another way of saying earbuds or in-ear headphones" Welcome to the world of sports stardom (if you're not being sarcastic).,definite It says +2/+2 for me.,"Yeah, it was originally 1/1+, I'm sure of it" I'd estimate that conscious pilots are at least 32% more situationally aware than unconscious ones.,But can you PROVE it? "Can confirm. 2 brothers and 2 sisters, I went to grade school with his sister.",Larson? "Proof, yet again, that the government is nothing more than a bunch of cocksuckers.",Don't give em any more power! You're doing that too much.,Where the fuck is my trigger warning you insensitive asshole "Clearly he doesn't mean that. But if he does, who'd blame him? It's a common thought that many people on PC like to find out the EE stuff. Were you here the day GK came out for PC and Xbox? So many stuff was let out, even though it wasn't the main EE, that would be stuff that *we* or even Xbox people could've found.","Sadly i wasnt here that day, i was able to get back 2 days after, could you fill me up on what ive missed?" "Wow I can almost feel your bigoted opinions about the poor and out of work oozing out of your comments. I wouldn't say that those examples are devoid of stagnation, if people have less disposable income they are less likely to go to the pub.","Yeah, I'd also rather have policy which followed the views of uneducated rather than educated" May god have mercy on you are soul..,"But you see, Christians are so stupid that they can't spell" "In a tower pushing scenario it's better to be lower health on olaf, I actually remember a top laner using this mechanic a few years ago in a match where he purposely went lower to get more attack speed","Yeah maybe, One errant minion could end a 1 HP olaf though :P" And Howcome Occupiers are name civilians? Living on the stolen lands ?,"Yes, of course those BORN there since 1949 are occupying forces and not civilians..." Thank you!,You can always take one of my 4 teen agers for the weekend! "its been over a year since I've played the game so I can't tell the difference between optimization and GPU upgrade lol. However, I did get it fixed by setting the game to high priority and im running steady 62 FPS","True, the recent patches have been (finally) improving performance a lot for me." The PT (supposedly Workers Party) are calling reelection because they think they can reelect Lula. But it will be a race against the clock. Lula has a lot of judicial processes against him. Federal police is about to knock his door.,I'm still waiting... "Got to love that the whole reason many people voted leave isn't going to he respected, but we should still do the thing, for some reason","Well, if leave don't get what they want, then remain shouldn't either!" 2016 and people still think fake sneakers from china will last as long as authentic ones,yeah because yeezys are knit by german grannies in adidas factories in germany ITS HERE! GET HYPE!!!!,"5.5 hours until I can pick mine up, thank god for daylight savings and living right next to the border so I can get it an hour earlier." I think match ups should rely on skill more than champion A's qwer directly counters champion B's qwer it just lets it become a skill matchup not a definitive win or lose. Plus you could still lose match ups with gnar. He wasn't always win all the time broken.,Yes but he was and still is cancer against tanks. "I mean, there's usually Mexican cook staff working Chinese buffets, so same thing right?","If people from Mexico cook it, is it Mexican food?" "Oh, some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza... No, I mean just this morning. Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...",**I'M UGLY AND I AM PROUD** 49ers FB Bruce Miller arrested for assault,At least he's an American. How far is too far with over protective/controlling parents?,Depends how stupid the child is. Mikyx on the other hand did his best to lose,at least he baited UOL into the winning fight by getting caught "...or, if they don't let Johnson debate...or, if I have a tummy ache...",Or if that crooked dem doesn't say only nice things... Made some Tunnel Snakes propoganda,That's us! "FUCKING SECONDARY AFFIXES. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT ONLY THE FIRST SECONDARY AFFIX CAN BE REROLLED TO ELEMENTAL RESISTANCE, AND NOT THE SECOND. WASTED MY ANCIENT RAIMENT BOOTS TRYING TO REROLL THE SECOND SECONDARY AFFIX TO ELEMENTAL RESISTANCE. AND THIS IS THE ONLY ANCIENT RAIMENT SET PIECE I HAVE. BEFORE ANYBODY CALLS ME RETARDED FOR NOT KNOWING THIS BEFORE. THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME I EVER REROLLED SECONDARY AFFIX. HONESTLY, SHIT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.",WHAT IS THAT FUCKING QUESTION MARK FOR NEXT TO THE AFFIXES ON THE REROLL SCREEN? Why give them both relative to USD instead of relative to each other?,Because the USA is the only country in the world What will Only 2000s kids remember?,11-Sep Supremacy just isn't a fun game type for iron banner. The dominance of roaming supers and shotguns forces you to play the style.,But I love my easy wins since no one else on both teams knows you have to collect the crest. Photo of extremely racist Trump supporters,Look at the hatred exuding from them. "How is that working out in Belgium, Germany, and France these days?","Not a lot of random gun violence there, which is more in line with what she said and not this nonsense Breitbart headline." "If memory serves, his fiancee was the one who did it for him, and that stopped when the whole Zahra thing happened",of course the nazi made him blonde "Did God invent money? Or did Satan? Money, the love of which is supposedly the root of all evil. It it Satanic or heavenly? Remember, the Book of Mormon mentions it specifically - so maybe it is of God & The One True Mall is a really a religious edifice?",Gob invented it so we can have the blessings from paying it back to him in tithing I still dont see how galchenyuk isnt on this team.,Isn't he Russian? "really dude? So because it's not even a month old, it's a marketing attempt? Fuck off",That's JUST what a marketing still would say! Scalia the plot thickens,Get this shill the fuck out out out... Your karma speaks for itself CTR bitch made pussy *Squeals like a little girl in joy* 21 gems were spent for this but I've got the sisters now,Now get the rest of the extended family White wall what ? WHITE WALL WHAT ??,DOD YOU JUST ASSUME THE WALLS RACE DAE hope building Laptops will expand because of 1080/1070/1060/470s on Laptops?,"No, I'm going to college for computer engineering and I don't want my major to saturate." "We played a TvT today in our Clan, and i was a Civiliean that fleed from the Syndikat, which had no NVG.",I added English subtitles so you guys can at least understand a bit. Got a friend of mine into Morrowind!,tell him to use the scrolls you find on the dude who falls out of the sky outside of seyda neen they're great for getting around "This could be the best way to get the media to cover her rallies. lol. Now, every rally will be closely watched, which is good :)",4D Chess These Couples Took Fitness to the Next Level :o,obs photoshoped "God, he's like my 2nd fav player all time. Those passes are absolutely sick. Love the floppy hair too",Based off flair number one is Jerry West? Be a good way to go out though. AA in a top 4 team looks a hell of a lot better than hobbling out in 2018 'cause you clung on too long.,But $$$$$$$ is good too though. Who swims with shoes on?,"Come on, he can't swim." This is the only interesting thing Oregon has to offer. No need to visit or move here.,"But, but, hipsters." Pakistan's opinion of most western nations is low.,Wonder why? I'll do my first round - * 1. Zeke * 2. Corey Coleman * 3. Will Fuller * 4. Sterling Shepard * 5. Treadwell * 6. Henry * 7. Doctson * 8. Jordan Howard * 9. Michael Thomas * 10. Tyler Boyd * 11. Kenneth Dixon * 12. Tajae Sharpe,"I love your rankings I personaly would flip flop Shepard and Will fuller, treadwell would be 11th or 12th." Islanders Could Leave Barclays Center After 2017-18,To Quebec! "Yea, my idea was that Jon dies early on in the gap. We hear about it secondhand, but ghost is still lurking around in the beginning of the book. Then halfway through the book Jon is revived or something. Idk.",Thats a lot of time for a body to sit there even on ice. He has inadvertently complimented Trump's stamina by knowing he could do a four hour interview. Why doesn't he interview Hillary? Wouldn't last 10 minutes before she would glaze over. How about we offer him 10 million if he can get her to do a four hour interview?,He would just take the 10 mil and launch a bunch of softball questions at her. Settled into college...Am I too late for Legion?,"You can easily catch up within a week gear wise, artifact power will take a little longer but it'll get there." My Final NX Prediction,So you can use it to play IGN videos? "TIL George Washington inoculated his troops against smallpox, reducing a 17% death rate from the disease down to 1%",Man that must've been the most autistic regiment ever. "It is and has been accepted as a colloquialism for the USA. It isn't new, it isnt unusual.","It was just a joke, I guess I should have added" "What pandering, corny garbage.","Not a fan of comics, I take it?" Nobody ever talks about Danny byrd-Rave digger,"Yes, freaking Rave Digger, one of the very solid DnB album out there" "TIL George Washington inoculated his troops against smallpox, reducing a 17% death rate from the disease down to 1%",TIL George Washington created Autism Which 2 entire countries should have sex with one another and create a baby country?,Brazil and Canada would produce the most polite country in the world "Not that bad at all. Black and white picture of a bunch of legs. Not even bloody, they seem to be in some sort of solution.",Possibly a final solution "Given that nobody has any idea what the economic impact of Brexit will turn out to be, it would be pretty silly to start saying what will or won't be cut at this stage.","Yeah, after all.. who listens to experts?" "People have been saying its going to be intrumental, but i really hope for a Master of Puppets-ish song.",There's no instrumental in this album. "Was thinking the same, glad nothing is likely to swallow me whole haha",It would have to be gargantuan. "I have no idea, but the link is to Jack Black on LSD.",This isn't LSD.. this PTP! TIL to drop all chads and date Drake,"Yes, because Drake is known to be a really nice guy...." "A large portion of my childhood was in the Pacific Northwest. My family and I would take trips to places like these and created beautiful memories. These memories are specifically important as my mother passed away and many pictures we have of her are in these types on environments. You call it a stupid rock, I call it a cherished memories of my mother before she got sick and passed away. Not only that but vandalism of national parks, historical land marks and destruction of nature in Oregon or outside of Oregon just for the fuck of it... Should and likely are punishable under laws. Jail time? Absolutely! Murder, no... But I would absolutely love to know how the would feel if their stupid property were damaged... And the people responsible were not punished. Fuck those kids and more importantly fuck their parents. Oh and fuck you too you retarded piece of shit.",I'll let you know when you matter. "At the end of the day, unless you're not under your own power, this is religion: take the parts you like and run with them. New age Christians do this well, as perfectly illustrated above.","Throwing shade at other Christians without offering any helpful alternatives, how charming!" "cookiezi 99.27% fc 654pp, angelsim 99.27% fc 655pp lel",Peppy Cookiezi hater confirm? HT? I have not heard of such mod.,It's a mod to protest DT farming because DT takes no skill "Obviously, no one will buy an unfinished-rushed game",Said everyone who bought NMS "You're supposed to put your TBM sister and all other TBM's whose opinions you care about in your Facebook restricted group and be very careful what you choose to share as Public. They will no longer see your likes, your group memberships or anything else they do not want to see. Remember - to a TBM, image is everything. The TBMs on your friends list will NOT be informed that you have restricted them from seeing your feed. They simply won't see anything from your feed anymore except that which you share as global/public.",Or you can just say *fuck it* like I do. "Gardener built a placebo instead of a gazebo. Party guests arriving soon, what should I do?",Separate them into a test group and a control group. "Stop asking about the companion app no one is 100% sure, instead just follow this link to Blizzards apps on the Play store to see if it is available yet",Its up! "If democrats wanted to win as democrats they should have put Sanders up as their candidate. But... democrats wanted to win as Clintons, so they put their Clinton up. Seriously, this election should have been a shoe in, but instead they put their shoe in their mouth.",Yes because the Sanders supporters' demographic is known for its high voter turnout/being old enough to vote... "Duterte twits Catholic Church anew, promotes his 'Iglesia'",CONVERT NA TAYO BRAD I believe it says: This is it. The Aether. Also known as Agartha. Don't know the rest though.,yea one of them "Refueling back? Yeah, no thanks..","Yeah, because tyre strategy is so complex and fascinating" its been 6 onlind games...,It is too early to say right now i agree but with the sheer amount of raw skill they have its easy to get excited about this line up and the potential they have. FDA Is Redefining The Term 'Healthy' On Food Labels,Is this going to be like the Sweetums Bars in Parks and Rec? Anyone else see this beauty of Jumbo in the r/hockey post of strange hockey cards?,TJ Miller is that you? Lightning Helix- the edge is a dangerous place,and gain 3 life "I animated Chandra, Torch of Defiance by Magali Villeneuve",Am I the only one seeing an upside down dog face in the flames coming from her hand? "You do know these debates have moderators, whose entire job is to keep them talking about the issues, right?",They did a great job at doing that at the Republican debates Insinuating he will change the generals of the armed forces on national TV isn't enough for you.,"Pfft, saying things on national TV is hardly proof" "Thanks, that's a better visualization and how I got to the table originally. It was just hard to count months there accurately.",But Trump told me black unemployment was 60% and he tells it like it is! 8 Cow Woman Certification RS Activity,"Ah, how I've missed having my value as a human being equated with quantities of bovine livestock." trolling hard or hardly trolling?,Just correcting the record The lady said she would literally invade Iran if she were to become president. Shes a war monger but yeah continue tp believe that Trump is the big baddie.,Are you going to ignore that trump said he would blow them out the water for making rude gestures? Humour - Things I have Learnt From Sleuthing MAM The fastest routes back to the 147....despite the fact I live in another country. How cell towers work The best (and worst) ways to burn a body The many colours (mystic teal mica) of a RAV 4. Come on guys.....I know you can add to this list,The best way to find lost keys is to frenetically shake all the furniture in the house. I just wanna point out that OP has successfully distracted you and countless others by drawing everyone into a pointless shouting match about Bernie and successfully diverting attention from the tightening polls.,Another massive conspiracy. "Ah you were given the rare rubber-casing incendiary. Don't worry happens to the best of us. It's a factory defect, happens only 1 out of 20 occasions.",You forgot "Did you kill every type of Margwa, maybe? And get all other masks? Honestly, you probably have to do every mask challenge, seeing as its all masks combined.",He only had Wolf and Fury by the time achieving this mask "Asian men least likely to ask for a raise, compared to white, black, and Hispanic men; same holds true for Asian women as compared to white, black, and Hispanic women; Asian women least likely to ask for a raise of all groups surveyed (Harvard Business Review)",This is crazy considering the fact that Asian men already make the most out of all other groups and the whole bamboo ceiling. "I like this as it makes defending those gun batteries so much more important. Once they're gone, they're gone for good and your team loses a very valuable asset.","Yeah, nothing says fun like defending the AA's at E." "In this case, CJ stands for Clam Jam",clit jewelry I have him third at Sydney.,All time or current? "Ok let me correct my self Janus has high damage, cc, high mobility and with a warlock sash is tank so he is basically strong in every department so why can Janus have that but Hades can't get 10 more base mov speed I mean the guy is barely even played simply because Raijin and Scylla exist and are much better picks",It's because Janus is a utility mage "What do you mean by 'foreign colonies'? Would you be willing to take part in a Falklands War II, for example?",Well the UK will leave the EU so we probably would not take part in such a war Doesn't science historically go through massive understanding changes itself every 100 years or so?,"We have such a large sample set , we can definitely apply that rule" Prediction: CALYSTA BEVIER flashes on the screen after her sob story ends Stage is completely dark with some candles Singing starts with a quiet whimpery note Doesn't change tempo for the whole song,"Not quite candles, but very close" An important question.,Christopher Walken Your lack of common sense disturbs me.,^ The one person with an actual brain i bet the special BIP announcement is that amanda is pregnant,It's actually that she got denied additional child support "Uh, this is the wrong time to share such a sentiment. This is the third time it's been out this month and we're not even a week in.",You missed the implied Obama Just Nominated A Muslim To Be A Federal Judge. That's A First.,"First socialized medicine, then taking our guns and now sharia law!" Gary Johnson: I can't start wars with places if I can't find them on a map,The true alternative here folks Ronald Shoub - (Nathan Fielder),(((Nathan Fielder))) All you have to do is hop over the rail to bypass this door,Not if you're in a wheelchair "DAE think there's a subtext among some RPG fans that crunchier games are for more unsophisticated gamers? ...I'm sure some fans of crunch reciprocate the same sort of condescension towards more narratively-inclined gamers, and I'm sure that times it's not even subtext, but overtly expressed on RPG forums and communities. Shamefully, I've been guilty of this attitude myself, especially when I began experimenting with systems like Dungeon World. For a long time I rolled my eyes at grognards, wondering why anyone would want a system burdened with mechanics and systems. But it recently occurred to me that for some folk, the tactical possibilities of a mechanically rich game are very much part of the fun, and that a great story and nuanced mechanics can co-exist. Also, sometimes a lack of mechanics can lead to unsatisfying play sessions - I don't want to play make-believe, careening from one wild idea to the next - I want consequences, and constraints. Mechanics and possibilities for failure really make that possible. So I want to apologize to folk who love crunchier systems. It's all good. They are just preferences in the end. One class of gamer isn't intrinsically more sophisticated to the other - difficult and intriguing choices can exist in a Pathfinder game, a Burning Wheel Game, a Dungeon World game.",#All you unsophisticated jerks playing Burning Wheel/Ars Magica/Houses of the Blooded can go die in a wheel fire To set forth a *prima facie* case for Greatest Need you have to establish relationship by blood,well we're all related in some capacity "Will try do all 30 teams, will be kinda hard coming up with something for teams like the sixers lol","Could use unknows, like a upside down L for 7 and something else for 6, should have used Mightyena for the wolves, maybe Pangoro or Ursaring for Grizzlies.^^PM ^^me ^^for ^^ideas ^^if ^^you ^^want" "Or why not just let us choose like every normal card game? Why does Blizzard have to treat us like children, people play fucking MTG and are not confused by anything, wtf is the problem with letting the players pick what they discard?",Because Hearthstone is a **C**hildren **C**ards **G**ame. "When asked What would you do for a million dollars?, most trump haters wouldn't respond with Create a successful business",But... But... he went bankrupt! the US has not 'been in the Philippines' for some time. There's been joint exercises but the title is so deceitful,"You do know that there are multiple US military bases in the Philippines, with 5 more set to open up?" best place to touch a guy (APART from the penis) while flirting to show you're in to the idea of sex with him/get him excited?,"i once just gave a cheers to a guy (we were having wine) and looked him in the eyes, smiled... after dinner, offered dessert, lightly said there was chocolate... he got the idea" Relax. They're just internet points.,But it's karma. I don't understand the downvotes.,Maybe because the username doesn't checks out "At 9 years-old, Kona enjoying his first trip to the ocean",My grandparents have a dog named Kona :D He's from Kona Hawaii DOWNVOTED 89%: The Trump Family That I Know - A Black Female Trump Executive Speaks,**SHE'S OBVIOUSLY AN UNCLE TOM** The main problem with this server right now is viets. Remove them from the server and everything will be normal again.,"What, like the way EU's problem is the Poles?" What if it's in response to a terrorist attack?,Posts about terrorist attacks get deleted by nazi mods so you can't comment on them. This login keypad at my uni... what...,It's to confuse would-be hackers "The only one I can think of is that people are now being born without wisdom teeth, they don't serve a purpose other than an excuse for dentists to make more money.",Unless you're getting braces which sometimes they can logically justify making money off you. Grump fan breaks down a photo of Ross and dog and explains why it's great.,Happy birthday Chad "She doesn't look at ingredients or anything really so her idea of investigation is putting it on and seeing if it works. Soooo you're reviewer, not an investigator...","But sometimes she finds dupes, she's totes an investigator." Always called mine Ganonboar.,What about Gamonboar? "What's the craziest internet scam - love, monetary, or otherwise - you've ever read about on the internet?",React World. You want to evaluate 6.5 * 10^10791 100x100 matrices. Have you even spent ten seconds thinking about this?,"But computers are so fast, they do everything instantly, man." yeah but rules in the side bar say no candid style photos all must be models.,"This rule was enacted a year or 2 ago, because creeps were taking girls pics off of Facebook and posting them here with captions" "No, he should have been using laser disc.","Nah, Betamax was where it was at." "I think if the university and research within the university is publicly funded, the patents should belong to the investors...US.",TIL US funds universities globally. It'd be so great to see these two nations destroy each other.,yeah would be great if couple million innocent people just died New data shows 1 in 5 Seattle businesses has nonwhite owner -- nearly all are Asian,Seattle should be happy that no fucking white males are in positions of power over employees What is the most 2000s thing you can think of?,Hi-C People did not feel that his sentence was fair. They are now expressing their frustration.,So how does Brock Turner go about overturning his own already-served sentence? "It probably *is* a term of endearment. Chinese rhyming things is far from uncommon, and there is no doubt that Trudeau Junior sounds an awful lot like Little Potato to someone who speaks English and Mandarin.",Sure they do. Trump camp tries to clarify his 'I love war' comment,I love the smell of dead American soldiers in the morning. I'm a college graduate.,Congratulations. "If America came from England, why is there still England?","If French came from Latin, why does Spanish still exist?" "As an iPod Classic fan, I don't even","Isn't bingo starting soon, grandpa?" Between I-5 and I-405 we'll get the stones before they take the exit.,now in SeaTac! How Ana is supposed to be played,Your not supposed to play like a Widowmaker and dps and headshot? This guy's obviously never been to East LA.,Jazz was totally invented in all of new York city and not just harlem. The pixel has a head phone jack.,"Thank you, edited." "I have a similar situation. During the first boss fight of the HOS DLC, I found... Wow their health was greatly increased.",Yeah.. Shouldn't there be a MWR sub?,COD4 can have it's own sub when it's a stand alone game. "Fuck you Donald Trump, Fuck you Ted Cruz, Mccain you're cool, fuck you Reince, im out",I would like to insert a Fuck You McCain in your place if i may. I think that's a popular narrative but I don't see any evidence of it.,Wait your wall of text literally is evidence. "Purge, Blitz, Charlie, Cap and pimpmuckl currently playing All passives and stats vs silencer+rubick",Proof drow aura is balanced. Apparently hes on private property and isnt allowed there. Cant really scope it out to much.,"Ah, that makes it less retarded" Wintertod BTS,Devalues my 269k maple logs. ALL HAIL DEPLORABLE BOT (write deplorable and you will be added to the basket) I just found out.. IT'S a gift from KEK,delporable I printed a poster of every pokemon sprite including formes. Try to find the 4 shinies!,"Garchomp, pikachu, Seel, Blaziken" "So you're telling me you know better than a billion dollar company? They know what they're doing, calm your tits. If it's a big deal go over to windows phones",Yeah they were so right in claiming the stylus was dead too! "The first thing libertarians do to approach this is *completely ignore the fact that there are at least two other epinephrine auto-injectors on the market, the Adrenaclick, and a generic version of Adrenaclick*. Both are cheaper than the EpiPen. Furthermore, libertarians will also ignore the fact that you can get a whole vial of epinephrine for $10 and some syringes and still be fine. Then, libertarians will decide that, since the crux of their argument is that government is responsible for everything bad, the fact that something bad has happened means it must be the government's fault, completing the logical circle.","Good luck drawing and administering the correct dosage of epinephrine using a syringe to someone you care about (or, even better, yourself) while they are in anaphylactic shock..." I'm glad I made you laugh :) It's hard to make people laugh over internet anymore. You don't have to be a great singer to judge someone's singing.,"And obviously once one person who isn't a great singer judges another person singing, nobody can feel differently about the performance." My church is starting a new sermon series.,I will pray for you Messin' around with Fire Rate,"This is modded I assume, not some crazy skill spec I'm unaware of?" Nightingale armor because i think it looks really sexy. Although i really like playing with expensive clothes such as emperor's robes for roleplay. (enchanted ofc),Only real nords wear *guilded bracers*. What is the scariest film that doesn't resort to cheap jump scares?,Conjuring "This is why I have a hard time jumping on the make everything wireless wagon. If I can just plug something in with little trouble and not have to worry at all about charging or spotty connections, then I'll take wired over wireless any day of the week.",Thats why I only have a wired land-line phone and desktop computer Or a low-quality wood that can only be used for fuel but not for building.,you might call that 'kindling' It usually does.,Do you have any idea of what might make it not work? "Big Brother US18 - Episode Discussion - September 07 2016 It's Wednesday night which usually means Power of Veto time. What the competition was, who won and how the veto was played will all likely be covered. If there's a replacement nominee, we'll likely see who it is. What do you think will happen?","Nicole, this is the killer instinct I love to see in a player." Her hair is so floofy!,"It's *their*, you cis shitlord." "Anyone that would consider sitting Antonio Brown deserves to lose at fantasy football. I am not at all sold on Norman to begin with, but even if I was you don't sit Antonio Brown.",Whats wrong with Josh Norman i guess the black panthers never existed...,"they let white people in, haven't you seen Forrest Gump?" Hi. Half Cherokee here. American Indian is fine with most of us.,"Yes but how do Indians feel about that, nobody ever asks them." Mafia 3 this is my kinda' list NSFW,Horrible picture 0/10 "IAmVerySmart YouTube Commenter claims that he made Minecraft in 1998, and someone stole his code.",My dad works for Minecraft and he said I made it "Those movies fucking suck. Well unless you are a dumb teen who also thought The Twilight movies where good. We've all been stupid teens, don't worry about it. Most of us grow out of it!","The first one was actually pretty watchable, mostly for the introduction to the universe of the book." "Escuderia Telmex Force India Carlos Slim Mexican Force Racing Formula 1 Team, drop mic.",Forgot the Mercedes at the end "Mekanism has muffler upgrades at least. Also RotaryCraft, but it allows placing wool blocks around machines to soften it.",I'm pretty sure IC2 has a config option for machine sound. "Oh, i didn't even notice. Well either way don't do what op is doing","Right, gotcha!" People are pissed off that he chews it and call him immature and cocky for it.,Yes- people who consider him arrogant because he chews his mouthguard are the reasonable types of people whose opinions we should be taking seriously Why not go to Mexico? Are you racist?,"Mexico's not a race, bro." Why would you delete the link,"Because the owner of the game copy-locked the game file for a reason and his game doesn't need to be floating around the internet, although it probably already is." Did you mean to rank them all 1?,"They're just all so good, it was hard to pick a favorite!" Let's go for a run with the iPhone7,Presumably you'll post another one of these when Samsung Galaxy Ear Gear Edge Pro Buds come out next week? Don't you worry. Removing the jack from any other Apple device is just their next logical step.,It's revolutionary "When translated from German, it said Seal shadows seal shadows In german it was Caulk (something) caulk (something)",SHADOWS CONFIRMED IN 2008 LEAKED GAMEPLAY TUTORIAL "Your map is not useless, OP, the number of terrestial borders of any particular state has very significant geopolitical implications. It's one of the reasons why the US is in such an exceptional position: a continental mass, yet only bordered by two states.",And soon will just one border. Germania,Ahhh come tutti gli arabi e i migranti. I wish I was a fly on the wall back when the balance conversation about [[Poisoned Blade]] was going on in team 5. Would have been interesting to see!,Something something it helps make Malkorok less OP something something "Sure, gently is key. My response was more to say just because you have oil pressure, doesnt mean go romp on it.","But if I redline it, the engine will warm up faster!" "Why pay for the new cars, when you can pick them up for free.","So you can avoid getting bounties, of course!" You will also notice that on your HP and hits. I'm 820 but in PvP I'm way stronger.,Yeah those 2% extra stats make you way stronger "Dear Android pay, I don't live in London, so I'll never need to skip the que at a underground station.",I thought there was only London in Britain "Look, it's a baby boy. Lets cut off a part of his penis!",TIL Americans are the only people who circumcise their children. "I have a bunch of reasons and have had this argument many times (specifically with black woman who say I hate my own race). But for the most part, I just don't find myself being attracted to many black women. Very few and far between. They have to be mixed to catch my eye. Besides that, I've spent most of my life taking care of my sister. Because of that, black women just give me that sister vibe which I feel gross if I do anything with them. I've tried dating my own kind a couple of times but I seriously regretted it after. So, they have to be diluted.",TRAITOR! This is what hurt me the most as a person that mained a paladin about the way that Tirion gets handled in Broken Shore scenario... It felt like a very anticlimactic send off to one of the most powerful characters in the game because of the amazing feats he had done in the past... It also felt kind of lame because he wasn't like a faction leader like Voljin or Wrynn he was more of a class leader being done in.,But he was old What is Aleppo? Libertarian Candidate Gary Johnson Stumped by Syria Question,Glad to see reddit caring about the issues that really matter. Ragtime- Make them Hear You gets me every time.,Till We Reach That Day for me! Diego Sanchez brawls with Clay Guida to open their fight,Damn i miss coke head Sanchez Is this for a server?,Everyday use. "Don't forget Guardians, you paid for RoI so play it however you want You want to grind and be max light on day 1? Go for it. You want to take it slow and savor each story mission? Make it happen. Or maybe you want to buy the game and never play it at all - who the hell cares? Too many posts on here are either telling everyone how they should grind on day 1 or mocking people who do it. Do whatever the hell you want - it's your game and nobody else should define your enjoyment for you.",Don't tell me what to do "Went to dentist to take a look at a wobbly implant. Did not go as expected. So I just finished my implants (Three molars) about two months ago. My upper right implant was moving quite a bit, but I trusted that they were checked correctly and perhaps it would 'settle' as it were. So today, after finally realizing that the implant wriggling around so much wasn't normal, I went to go get it tightened. My dentist said it was probably the screw, and grabbed the tooth with his fingers to see how much it was moving. All of sudden, I feel him pulling on it and I'm about to tell him that it hurts and all of a sudden I feel something very deeply moving in my jaw and a VERY intense pain. He half-gasps and says I'm so sorry. as I feel blood gushing into my mouth. The assistant starts scrambling to use the suction that she (Understandably) didn't have readied and I wide eyed look over to see the entire implant, abutment and crown in his hand. Apparently, he tells me the implant had failed and he has no idea what happened, as all my xrays showed it had bonded perfectly to my jawbone. I'm very very concerned about how the implant was removed (Pulled straight out with his hands). Could this cause any damage to my jawbone?","As they say, you should floss more next time." honda civic,I'm talking about a PC wheel not a car :) He didn't just die. He was murdered. Because of stupid people.,Yes so let's all celebrate him by becoming stupid people Yeah that's a pretty critical observation: a dogmatic conditional on charity and humanitarianism.,But religions don't pick and choose their statements to give an out when cornered. I want to know what BLM TO has to say about this.,"About how white society has brainwashed and forced a black man to join the police force and, under pressure from his white coworkers, targeted this poor black man who was simply trying to go about his day?" Money ftw. What an awesome society we live in.,"Ya, what a terrible world to live in." "It's insane how old Bosteels is. Hopefully this only means good things, like more Tripel Karmeliet for me here in the US. AB wouldn't dare mess with such historical recipes...","AB InBev control rarely, if ever, means good things." "you know who will go down. Not saying his name because i dont want to jinx anyone, I dont wish it by any means i just think age is going to catch up",He who must not be named "And popular NY rappers now are Flatbush, ASAP Mob, and Joey Badass. Pretty lyrical modern rappers.","How did you forget the king of NY, Kendrick Lamar?" My sister was born,Something something glass something something her. Yeah but with that you can say that you have the best and it's objective. Claiming you are the longest running club there is an exact answer as to who that would be.,Time is relative. Finland Vs Sweden Game thread ? It's starting in less than 30 min now,You can almost tell how the players aren't taking it seriously UNDERWORLD 5 : BLOOD WARS Movie Official Trailer (2017) Full HD - Kate Beckinsale,I like the 5 second trailer for the trailer at the start... people like you are scum,"Oh yeah, holding people accountable for their actions.. what a scumbag" Why is California Looking to Drain Ancient Water When a Simpler Solution is on Our Plates?,Don't try to distract us from the real culprit... Your dam hippie almond milk! "Where is ~Waldo~ Ken Kratz? It's been 13 days since Zellner filed her motions on August 26th to stay the appeal and request new testing of the evidence. We've had a few minor motions submitted to the court as well and now Michael Griesbach's new book about the TH murder has been launched to counter the lies spread by MAM. And yet not a peep out of KK. It is so unlike him to be silent with all these developments going on. When BD's conviction was overturned, KK was falling all over himself to get his opinion out via media. So now all we have from KK is silence. Not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but what has changed to silence KK who has always seem to exhibit diarrhea of the mouth on all thinks related to SA conviction and TH murder? Could it be he has finally been rendered speechless? I can only hope.",He's working tirelessly on his book. "But if I do that, how will I be let down? I need reasons to drink",Temper your expectations by drinking. "I've noticed that most U.S. citizens are not taking the time to experience what the candidates have to say, that most people are simply relying on the main-stream media, like Google News, Washington Post, etcetera, to say in fact what the narrative is and isn't.",As if those two snakes ever said an honest word in their lives. Next you are going to tell me that when someone answers 'how are you' with Not too bad means they are actually doing good and Not too good means they are actually doing bad.,I could care less what you think. Because every time there's an unexpected explosion we now make a movie about it.,The lawyers would have you believe they should have seen this coming. Also became very popular due to opera,That web browser is everywhere! Mail Call,Did you get a buzzz? A lot of Bo1 EEs did. How could you not remember this?,Maybe he didnt do Bo1 ees? "What do you wear for competitive no-gi? What do you guys find is most comfortable/competitive for you guys? Do you tend to wear long spats or shorts, rash guards with long or short sleeves, ect.? Side question just because I've heard lots of my gym friends say different answers, but do you guys normally wear a cup as well?","Short sleeve compression shirt & fight shorts, same as when I train." curious how durable it is when someone punches the floor or a wall,Let us know how long it takes to break yours. "Nah, he made a horrible decision the resulted in the death of thousands of American lives and also brought us the TSA and Patriot act that came after.","Yea, shame on Clinton for not knowing what was going to happen in the future." Just make it Legal already like they did in Colorado or Washington. We have harder shit to worry about here. Like heroin and meth.,But don't you realize that marijuana is a gateway drug to heroin and meth? "Are you being willfully obtuse? The person you replied to was not questioning the FBI investigation related to clinton, they were questioning the way any investigation into clinton gets heavily publicized against long standing FBI policy, but the investigations related to Trump are kept quiet per policy.",The person was attempting to belittle matters involving the Clinton inquiry. "School story about Zombies In the locker room at gym, this kid yelled at this other kid to Get out of my Revelations house and then they started talking about DLC 4 and talking about the Easter egg. I would never expect a conversation like that to happen out of no where, it made me laugh my ass off.","because this happened, and then they starting saying Monty quotes!" But they have great healthcare!,They're also oppressed by the evil American empire and it's blockade! "I'm a black guy who has lived in the south all his life (almost 30 years). Can confirm that southern hospitality outshines racism. 99.99999% of the racism I see comes from people on the internet. Mostly liberals who see non-white people as children or lesser beings that don't know any better or something. From what I can tell the most racist people are the ones that only live around and are exposed to people that look like them. People who interact with and live around other people over a period of time come to understand assholes come in all colors. The black people who hate white people are the black people who live in the projects and know nothing about the world outside their bubble. Same with anyone who lives in a bubble. Also, a lot of black people are racist towards other black people because [insert chris rock bit]. Also there's colorism. Muhammad Ali was the worst offender of this. He constantly talked about how dark skinned black people look like gorillas and monkeys and he wanted to show white people that not all black people were dark and ugly but some were light and pretty. So there's a little bonus useless bit of information and the reason a lot of people don't like Muhammad Ali and didn't pretend to like him when he got that condition and when he died. He could be be real jerk a lot of the time.",I'm a black guy :0 downvote "Flynn was also fired by Obama as the fucking DNI head for god's sake, because Flynn wanted a very aggressive anti-Islam policy in the ME.",He's just a bigot Easiest way to save $159,Now we know why they are taking the 3.5 jack away...... "It is fucking shameful that this is even a contest, let alone that Trump made it this far. Clinton is a flawed politician, but at least ahe is capable. Trump would create worldwide financial and political havoc.","Naw, we'll just take everyone's oil and that will pay for it all" TIFU by telling a girl her yoga pants were see-through,Op must be unattractive to her that's why the reaction right?