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Why does Nidalee get changes so quickly when she is no longer top tier while other champs can stay in the dumpster for an entire season or longer. Does anyone else feel like Riot tries too hard to keep Nidalee in the meta? As soon as she falls off for any reason she is quickly changed to get her back in there. When she was no longer viable in lanes she was QUICKLY retooled into a jungler and now she gets constant changes to keep her stable in the jungle. Can she just be not good for 6 months like some other champs? Why does she get constant changes to stay viable. Why is it ok for other champs to be not good for an ENTIRE season yet nidalee gets constant changes to make sure shes ok. /end rant,"The implication that the League balance team should be democratic about when to rework the champions and therefore when they show how they aren't really is supposedly a reason to complain is absurd to start with, who knows their reasons, could it simply be that Nidalee is easier to deal with in terms of balance, or the abysmal low win rate she got a while ago, or just pure bias (which I doubt)."
Don't blur out something that is a part of you :^),I remember a female went to South Pole for few months and her freckles disappeared.
"Donald Trump, bends the universe to his whims. Like Carrier. Carrier is staying put, 100%.",I think you forgot your
Axiom Verge - $9.99 at PSN Store,Graphics suck
... That can mean that you have severe internal bleeding,"It was about a year ago, am I probably ok now?"
"Huh. I'm getting a weird, no, don't believe OP; this is computer-generated vibe from this.",It's German-generated so it's already halfway there.
"Thanks for all the answers. Reading about the older IT days is fascinating. I came up in the 90's with early intel systems, I suppose a lot of what I know is done with software, whereas your upbringing was more focused on hardware, because things we take for granted now were more primitive (storage, software limitations, etc). It is kind of like cars. The earlier all mechanical chassis and engine made sense, and could be understood by anyone with a few hours and a basic tool set. Then, there was a transition period to injection, now it's a mess of electronics controlling the engine. Unsure if that made sense, but there it is.","Fortunately, the car analogy is not dead yet!"
Using his dick to make herself cum,Anyone else watching this in extreme anxiety that the glasses are gonna get smushed?
"Swap the genders or replace girls with whites, and boys with blacks","I like this one, it says that I look like Johnny Depp."
"I get the sentiment, but I'm not a fan of perpetuating the us vs. them mentality",They started it!
When does the christmas event start?,"Yeah I'm looking forward to it, only because I really hope they're offering the beard again."
Comb the desert,We aint found shit.
"The Elite controller To those who own one, does anyone use the rounded top thumb sticks? I'm not sure what games those are good for, I use the others for many things.","I used the rounded tips on games where you're holding the sticks in any direction for longer periods of time, It's more friendly on your thumbs compared to the normal ones, especially when you have to hold the click down too."
"Having promotion codes, wanting some paper for it",Sorry we have plastic where i live
It's just random luck. Your score is irrelevant. There's not really anything to *fix* but I agree it should be changed.,"Yeah, the go to phrase for me is just dice, pls fix!"
Trump will have wider spying powers than anything J. Edgar Hoover ever imagined,"Pretty sure J E Hoover would've had unlimited spying powers over this administration, by all appearance it's shaping up like the most blackmail-able crew ever."
Sad thing is the alt left will eat this up entirely. Which is great that they believe these news sources. Blindsided by Trumps victory while the rest of us laughed and saw it coming.,Tell us more about how you saw it coming...
Is it in Canada?,"Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver."
Maybe it has something to do with their recent Youtube assblasting,Some people claim that's why PhillyD isn't in it even though he definitely should be.
"Because no one develops abs for themselves, obviously","Darn, better stop trying to get more fit so I can cosplay better."
transparent text on translucent bar,"This looks damn nice, very well done!"
"Can't provide link as I'm on mobile, it's literally the top post in that sub right now, day 13 of first fast over 24 hours.",Thanks!
"Florida woman calls Sandy Hook massacre 'hoax,' threatens to kill parent of victim, officials say","I'm sure Lucy Richards is not representative of the sensible, sound- minded rational types who believe Sandy Hook was a false flag that used paid trauma actors."
It seems like this is the one that you hear about crazies harassing the victims more often though.,Because who doesn't love harassing parents grieving the loss of their children?
"Well don't sweat it too much, he's getting rid of the agency anyway.","Oh good, at least there's that."
"Yeah. Its been documented for years that ingroup on ingroup violence is the most common. Meaning, if a black man is going to be murdered, its most likely gonna be another black man. Same for white people. The only real exception to this seems to be domestic violence, in which the rates that men and women use violence on their partners is pretty even. Though for some reason lesbian relationships have a higher rate, and I've been wondering why for a while.","The National Violence Against Women survey found that 21.5 percent of men and 35.4 percent of women living with a same-sex partner experienced intimate-partner physical violence in their lifetimes, compared with 7.1 percent and 20.4 percent for men and women, respectively, with a history of only opposite-sex cohabitation."
"For years I've been saying 'news' needs to be a protected word. You can only use it if you adhere to the journalism code of ethics. You can have your show with your mouth crap, you just can't call it, or imply it is accurate and factual news.","yea, we should let our government decide what's news and whats not"
"Los Angeles Lakers @ Houston Rockets **Game Discussion Thread: Los Angeles Lakers @ Houston Rockets** **Venue:** Toyota Center - 1510 Polk St. Houston, TX 77002 **Time:** 5:00 PM(PT) --- --- ##Probable Starters | **Pos** | **Los Angeles Lakers** | **Houston Rockets** | |:---|:---------|:---------| | PG | Jordan Clarkson | James Harden| | SG | Brandon Ingram | Eric Gordon| | SF |Luol Deng | Trevor Ariza| | PF |Julius Randle | Ryan Anderson| | C |Timofey Mozgov | Clint Capela| ##Injury Report Los Angeles Lakers | Status ---|--- D'Angelo Russell | Expected to be out until at least Dec 12 Nick Young | Expected to be out until at least Dec 12 Tarik Black | Expected to be out until at least Dec 9 Jose Calderon | Expected to be out until at least Dec 19 Houston Rockets | Status ---|--- Donatas Motiejunas | Expected to be out until at least Dec 15",There goes that amazing spacing again.
Happy holidays from Dan & Max!,God I love the chemistry that Dan and Max have with each other.
I want to bang that young Russian boipussy.,Don't we all
Cat.,Cat.
..... With the wrong tires.,Who says summer tires shouldn't be used during the winter?
"Cumming directly into the belly button. It's ok sometimes, but once it's in there I feel like I have to help her clean it.",r/pka
I'm sorry. But what do you mean by vocal?,He means run around and yell a bunch at random people
"Isn't feeding and housing those less fortunate than yourself one of the big themes of the Bible, at least the non-rapey or non-killing parts? Does he think Joseph & Mary had Jesus in a barn because they wanted to?",That's one of those parts of the Bible that isn't supposed to be taken litterally.
"I understand the concept of these ads. The search to phone, to show us Google now makes a phone. But 1 min feels a little long for the average viewer.",The ones they air on tv are usually a shorter version anyways.
A rust PVP montage for the week !!,Music was annoying af.
"I live in Ireland. The eight amendment of our constitution forbids abortion, and it's so ingrained that it has directly led to complications resulting in death with mothers who could not have abortions despite children incompatible with rights.","With Ireland part of the EU, has the situation been remedied somewhat with at least some women taking a quick trip to a EU country that allows it?"
He's been their best player,The dude clearly knows the Mavs
Hi... I have a 16gb sd card on my 3ds with luma fully installed and everything worked.... I want to change it for a 32gb card... do I just copy the contents?,"If you're on a9lh, which you are if you finished the guide, then yes."
Are you that guy with the mullet from the walking dead??,That's classified.
i just clicked on the 2016 in review on the client. It most likely says it to everyone but it made me smile. My stats were actually better then i expected.,"I'm CLEARLY best Darius NA, I play on EUW..."
"If he keeps playing games as he has and if he improves I can see him be similar to nylander but more in the physical sense, nylander is natural playmaker, jakey is a shooter by default. Both can be 1st liners, but one has the attitude for progression and the other is a canuck",U said similar to Nylander but gave us all the reasons why Virt is not similar to Nylander
Crowding the ref Just had a game where my goalie ran towards midfield after a cutscene of a foul. I had no control and was confused. After a while it went back to normal and I noticed on the mini map players fanning out I checked the replay and they all crowded the ref after a controversial tackle and sat there arguing about it. Annoying but realistic.,"Weird how this was never in game b4 but now that there is a rule regarding arguing with the ref, EA decides to put it in"
".....That's how you read that? (if you're reading the original lines like that... The ratio thing is a different story). I've never met anyone who reads it that way. Most believe the brave and bold refers to the sports teams. As in, cheer for the sports teams.",Of course I mean the ratio line.
They are bringing attention to the fact Saudi Arabia discriminates against trans. What's the issue here?,Well nothing I guess once you come to understand that Saudi Arabia and Islam in general are otherwise so terribly open and tolerant and welcoming
"How did you find the owner of the account? Is it possible to find out her number, and then give out her number to cat fishers? (This actually probably isn't the best idea, but I'm a sucker for revenge stories).","I asked one of the fellas that sent a message to my father asking how they got the number, multiple sent me a picture of this person's social media and I thought it was enough to agree that this is the person."
Hey! I have a copy of Battlefield that i would like to giveaway to a random redditor!,I've already got Battlefield but I'll enter for that Infinite Warfare/Modern Warfare Remastered bit!
I'm a Russian hacker working for the Russian government to further Russian goals of re-igniting the Cold War.,"Well, you are certainly pitching in regarding that goal"
"That sub is without a doubt the biggest hate sub on this site. From a Floridian who voted for Trump, that guy can go fuck himself.",But everyone knows there's only One hate sub on the entire site
But what about the legend of the Fifth Elephant?,Multi pass?
"Java jobs? So I literally just got my Bachelors in computer science yesterday. And now I'm starting to look into getting some entry job some where, the problem is there are so many choices to pick from along with freelancing work that I've found online. My favorite language to use currently is Java, mainly JavaFX but there just doesn't seem to be that many JavaFX jobs around here along with freelance work as well. When it comes to desktop application, I assume that C++ with QT is more popular right? But I still see that Java itself still has the most jobs.. What part of Java actually has the most jobs here? Is it web development with Java EE? If anyone can point me in the right direction, that would be helpful :) so I can get to studying!",A ton of huge web portals are done in Java.
^^ the best,you know ittttt
What have you done?,Wasted 1.5 hours :/
CS:GO Sound Update: HRTF VS Normal,Just started thinking about how much the P90 sounds like a chopper.
Makeup won't make you live longer,I'm sure the she realizes that.
Everyone who understands bitcoin becomes a hodler,"That means the more people that can be given a clear explanation of it and its implications, the more will invest."
Which one? Wolf? Snake? Tiger? Eagle?,"Snake, bear, crocodile (though technically bear is an omnivore...)"
This is so annoying I just bought Rocket League for 20 the other day,"Same here, I bought it LAST NIGHT."
"To the dude at Lush who complemented my shoes I have no idea if you visit here, or if you'll see this, but fuck it. Sorry that I responded by pointing at your shoes and saying nothing. I'm an awkward person and I forgot what I was going to say mid finger point. I still don't know what I was going to say and I can't remember what shoes you were wearing because I'm still reminiscing over me awkwardly pointing at your shoes in public and saying nothing. I'm pretty sure you also heard me tell my friend, I was going to compliment his shoes, but then I didn't, implying that I thought your shoes were trash. My friend knows how awkward I am, so I was just telling him how dumb I felt. Thanks for the compliment on my shoes, I'm not used to clothing compliments, so I appreciate ya. Happy Holidays, my dude.",This belongs on Craigslist
Thinking about getting 1 spacers. What do you think?,I'd get wheels with bigger offset instead of spacers but that's just me.
Always a pleasure to help an ungrateful prick.,"Jeez i said thanks, no need for the hostility m8"
My wife watched South Park for the first time ever with me. She swears she thought Randy's nose was his mouth. Can't unsee,"C'mon, Stan-lee"
"Even in instant-on mode, my console has a list of apps/games that need updating, so even auto updating doesn't work.","There's an option in settings, by where you can change the power mode, that you have to check for your Xbox to auto update your apps"
classic! glad the loves not lost.,glad sarcasm isn't lost on you guys!
All fun and games until Cobb gets injured again. I like Davis as a punt returner. There must be more going on though. One screw up shouldn't get you to the bench if you are showing a lot of promise outside of game day. It must have been a few things we don't know about.,"Davis was doing alright, so McCarthy had to bench him!"
Good joke,I think you forgot this
"Sometimes, things need to rest for a while. Then they can rise from the ashes, like a phoenix.",You can make kt op again after what you've done to li ming.
"There is nothing thematic about him not having mana. I'm Warcraft 3 he does, and mana management is very important in that game.",don't go against the circle jerk man
"It's inherently tyrannical, too. That's some Lawful Evil shit if I've ever heard it.",But don't you know that the law is good and should not be questioned!
Scientists slam Donald Trump's environment chief over climate denial: 'It's like disputing gravity',Good thing there's a thin line of conscientious billionaires and industrialists to protect us from the tyranny of a hoax concocted by 99% of Earth's scientists.
Yet they do nothing now. Just as responsible.,Well their God-Emperor isn't a black Muslim who wasn't even born here so it's different!
"I use this totally top secret, specialised piece of cataloguing software..... Microsoft Excel.","Yeah, well that went poorly for me, so it's a no-go now."
"It's the first all-in-one, look at the computers of its time, they were all desktop towers with huge screens. The idea of the all in one is what's new, all of the all in one computers that you see now are a copy of the iMac concept.","That's not new, the original Mac was a AIO."
There are people in my company who print every email they receive. It's insane.,That is crazy
"One of the complaints I constantly see is that votes are weighted in less populous states. State A may have 1 elector for every 100 voters, state B may have 1 elector for every 50 voters. They put a racial spin on it, but they are talking about the same basic thing. Rural states get more voting power than states with large urban populations. I do see complaints about gerrymandering, but that doesn't change the fact that the state itself still has the same number of Representatives.",Clearly the only solution is to abolish the Senate
7,5
How is this nsfw?,"I think for most work environments, being in Reddit is not safe."
Wouldn't Darth Vader have made about 400% more sense for this commercial?,"I mean, literally wearing a respiratory device."
"Passing law after law after law making unions harder to form and gutting collective bargaining power probably has nothing to do with that, though.","Don't worry though, now that Trump is in charge of the NLRB workers will be better off than ever"
Interoperability update? I had to switch my work phone to Verizon and now all calls with my wife sound like shit (she's on AT&T). When is VoLTE going to consistently work?,what were your results with a Verizon wife?
OnePlus 3T on AT&T I just got done chatting with a seemingly knowledgable rep at AT&T and they said that they are currently having issues provisioning the OnePlus 3T with LTE on their network. Just thought I would let you all know. I have a case open that got escalated to another tier of support. Will update as soon as I get an update.,On AT&T the 4g+ is LTE.
Yeah that's what we need more lying down features. Not enough people lay prone on a hill all game.,Even when playing assault scout I still need bits over cover to prepare the next leg of the charge.
Ryan Lindley: The NFL's Greatest Stand-In,Glad to see that he's having some success and that the Colts were part of him seeing his own flame.
Or puddinged.,What if Pudding whispered to Luffy and Nami I'm gonna start a war with the Vinsmokes?
"Question For Zelda Lore As some of you here already know, I am starting a zelda lore series. I already posted an intro video for it (Which should be somewhere in the hot posts I think?) and I have already finished the script for the first lore video. However, with the intro video I only used the intro cutscenes for Ocarina of time and Majora's Mask and I got copyrighted by Nintendo. Now I did not get a strike or anything for it but reading more into it; if I keep using gameplay of Zelda, I could actually get my youtube channel in trouble. It could technically never happen but it COULD. So my question is, what would you guys like to see in the video? I could try to fit images of something that's relating to what I'm saying in the video at the time instead of trying to put gameplay in there as that will result in more copyright trouble. Or I could put a non-zelda game gameplay in there BUT that wouldn't make sense to the lore but that's why I'm asking. What would you guys like to see? Should I keep on with gameplay and hope I don't get in trouble? Just try to find images and fit those in? Or put gameplay of something else on there? Let me know what you guys think! Once I get a good answer(s) I will start up on finishing my first lore video. I will post that here on the reddit so be on the lookout in a few days time! Cheers all","If you keep clips of gameplay short <10 seconds, and use mostly cutscene footage (or video without static elements like HUD) you should be fine, also background music that's easily identifiable or stands out isn't always the best choice, remixes that don't use long samples from the original song or fan covers are good"
"Oh I agree, but if I had to choose between Discovery or Green Lake, Golden Gardens, and every soccer field in the city I'd choose Discovery.",Except Discovery is far from any services and tough to get to regularly by bus.
First Spider-Man: Homecoming still,"Well, he looks like he's finally wearing a homemade costume."
Time to main deck 3 {{Chain Disappearance}} then.,So useful when they go first
You can't drop the mic unless you say something with decent substance.,shit im fucked then
First black president followed by a guy literally endorsed by the KKK.,Literally what they meant by make America great again.
There are people who have completed the 300+ chest. We've been told all the others by the community by now.,Explains why I got a skin that wasn't listen on the wiki..
"I'm a CTO in town. If you want to talk privately about it, PM me. The tech workers with the best outcomes follow a simple plan: rent cheap (e.g. studio in Rainier Valley) until you can buy cheap (e.g. 1 br condo). I didn't. I rented a cool 2 br apartment and then a nice 3 br house for my first 5 years in town. That made it exceedingly painful when I bought a home; I could have saved $30,000 after everything was said and done if I'd been smart like that. Living with the parents is a stellar way to shortcut the process even further. Don't try to get to your happy point today. You'll pay for it for 10-20 years if you do. Figure out your saving plan for $100,000 and make it as fast as you can. If you stay at home you should be able to sock away $25,000 a year pretty easily and be a home owner at 26. The other side of the equation is to look at your income. You need to see your career arc in terms of at least three totally distinct tracks. For instance if you're in IT today, plot out your next 4 promotions. Skip from job to job if you can, but only when the new offer has a better title than the one you have today. Don't fret about salary; that always lags title if you're aggressive about promotions. It will catch up in spades. Use the time during your current track to get ready to switch tracks when you get to a senior, director, principal, or architect title. I switched from development (tester, programmer, senior prog, senior developer, software architect, principal architect) to security (security analyst, senior security researcher, senior security developer, director of security engineering) to management (project manager, program manager, director of engineering, VP technology, CTO). CTO income is somewhat better than tester income. Ideally, you'll do all three things at once: save hard like a war is coming, be aggressive about seeking promotions through company switch, and get training for your eventual track switch. The day will come when you sit up in bed and realize that none of the worries you have today matter at all any more.",Me at 20 years old reading this ....boooooring...let's party Now at 37 great advice wish I took it!
"Yep, we are ostensibly in a mini ice age right now, but the industrial revolution took care of that.",Thank god
"But! We also pay around 50-60% of our income in tax, tho we also have SU, Universal Health care, and only minor crime.... Not to bad i guss. :D","yes, but do you get payed enough to live with those taxes."
True the Man in Black made a sad song way more sad!!!,You got that right!
I honestly don't understand how we go from what the original series was to... A highschool boy with girl problems?,Maybe the directors did too much cocaine and mixed up parts with Gohan after his growth spurt with Goku?
VMP Members - Could someone purchase an album for me through the marketplace?,Removed belongs in r/VinylMePlease
"Showing as compatible on my Galaxy S7, so it's not screen size.",Do you have the international Exynos model or the American Snapdragon 820 version?
Spurs are coming home...,That dance at the end was the cherry on top!
All of his famous sculpture molds melted miraculously in the fire. The gate locked itself from the outside. Blood flew from the bulldozer onto one spot on the ground and a large rock while leaving the bulldozer spotless. It was simple physics. I'll take my monies.,Bulldozer fuel can't melt steel beams.
"Friendly reminder If you are using windshield wipers, your headlights must be on. It's the law.",If you know how to drive then you shouldnt need headlights.
"I'd pm you cancer, but it would just be screenshots of your post history.",Do it you lazy faggot
22 / M / Producer & Photographer,* 13 inch 2015 Macbook Pro * Audio-Technica ATH-M50x * Wacom Tablet * Gameboy Advance SP with Super Mario Bros * Taurus PT111 G2 * Hanks Amish Carry Belt * Alien Gear Cloak Tuck 3.0 * 9mm hollow points * iPhone 7 Plus * Big & Bulky Herschel wallet
You know it was a joke right..? Like how people say bjergsen is the western faker,"not very funny, calling Bjergsen the western Faker is more of a joke because Bjergsen is no where near Faker's level at all, the other way around is just cringe-worthy"
"People are stupid, the earth warms up naturally, that is why there is no ice in iceland. The earth has cycles no global warming.",You forgot the
I have 16GB of ram but I was part of a Windows 10 rollout that was corrupt and now I'm stuck on a version from October 2015. (I can easily update with an install disc but that takes time and effort) When I run BF1 multiple programs start leaking. Desktop Windows Manager and System begin to leak as well. After 2 games my RAM is almost full.,don't care about security updates?
Does anyone else find it odd that Hillary's popular lead just keeps growing and growing? Are all of these new votes from freakin' CA?,the programmed soros machines went haywire and sent all the extra votes to California instead of the rust belt?
Brewery apologizes after Date Grape submission on website.,The they should ban polish moon because it's a joke about dumb polish people who thought the clock tower was actually the moon.
Did the VK72 buff get scrapped?,Those buffs are still in the supertest iirc and weren't part of the 9.17 patch.
Toronto man guilty of sex assault flees to Pakistan,First Muslim ever to deport himself.
"This argument is stupid beyond belief. I can buy the argument that his work brings more value to the company than any random 300 other workers, mathematically. I can buy the argument that his position and his influence in the company demand such a high salary. I can buy the argument that the market demands a high salary because it *provides* a high salary at other places and his high salary is justified because it keeps him here. But there is no way at all that he physically performs as much work as 300 other workers. It just isn't happening. He's not cramming almost six working years (12,000 working hours) of work into 1 week.","He works smarter, not harder."
"I've been fed up with h3h3 fanbase since the vape nation video. Any time anything h3h3 is posted anywhere, everyone thinks it's so funny and relevant to comment vape naysh some way or another. Oh and papa bless. They've made some funny videos, but like you, I can't stand the fanbase. Also not that into their videos anymore.",Ah but don't forgot the obligatory Hugh Mangos and the response HUGE MANGOS WOT along with the other copypasta shit
I Photoshopped the Nintendo Switch Into Different Colors,Honestly I can't see how the guys at Ninshitpoo can do a worse job then the fans
"Crap, I would have pulled up that lame-ass excuse the WT Society made about their spectacular failure of 1975 - some brothers got ***EXCITED*** and **ran ahead in their understanding**! Yeah, sounds like they really owned that blazing mistake...",misplaced zeal.
I googled the term,I googled it to make sure we were thinking of the same body part
"These Experts Agree, Gun Control Works.",Is that donald trump in the top right?
I wish I had a cookie to give you.,"Did (non)guest's already tank out your supply, 30 minutes after you set them out?"
Jones attacked Trump 1st.Mr.Trump is defending himself.,"President* Trump I hate when people don't call a President by his title, whether it be Bush, Obama, Trump, etc (sorry it's a personal quirk) Also, never wasPresident Obama attacked in the last 8 years"
"Nobody really cares or even gives a damn about your depression when you are alive. But as soon as you kill yourself, the entire world mourns and post sad faces on the interent to show how much they cared about the person ...","Yes, this sub certainly does't care about depression at all."
I have absolutely no idea why you'd spend that much money on someone you weren't already dating.,You want to fuck obviously
Buzz Aldrin punching a moonlanding denier,"If I got paid as much as he did to cover up the moon landing, I'd punch that guy too."
Why don't tents count as homes?,because they don't have to pay property tax.
When You Grow Up With Black Santa...,No santa is white and there is no way he could possibly be black and that's a fact
"In your opinion, what is the most clever lyric you've ever heard in a song?",I punished my liver like I walked in and caught it fucking my daughter - Trophy Scars
Merry christmas family face swap,Glad ro see this repost is still a thing
"Looking for a new alpha/beta multiplayer PC game! I've really been digging Early Access games and Alpha games which are in the works, however I cant find many of them to be Multiplayer. I HATE singleplayer as I just dont find it very competitive and fun overall. Key things I would love to see: A Ranking system eg. Aim for Rank 1 (Best) An account system (Create personal Accounts) Overall, something that will keep me happy and loving the game. An example of the 'Ranking System' is a game called osu! they use a competitive ranking system which i ADORE! I also love to give feedback on games, so I'd be down to help. If not, any games fairly new I'd love to try out!","Pitt people closed beta just started today, you can still sign up I think same guys that made castle crashers"
The doc is also going to have more and better questions than that. They're better clinicians than the guys working the boo-boo bus.,upvote for boo-boo bus
"Seriously, especially such a prolific guy like Cam.","I thought that was Cam until I read about it the next day, they honestly look pretty much the same to me."
Christ Enthusiasts,They'd be much better people if they actually were.
"Well, of course...","Man, if that annoys you, you should see all the police who think that just because they put their lights and sirens on, they're allowed to go faster than the speed limit!"
There's no way 42kW was a happy coincidence.,We both know there are no little accidents.
DeRozan throws the put-back SLAM on Rubio! - TNT,Came all the way down from 46th on the SI ranking to put that one back.
No problemo just curious,I have a single coffin.
GoPro: Introducing HERO5 Session,"I didn't see it mentioned anywhere, but does it still have a rechargeable battery instead of the replaceable?"
"What does a $250,000.00 home look like in your city?",South bay area... not even a house here that is that cheap
Better than the coocs in charge right meow,"Yeah, fuck those pipeline approvals and reining in exorbitant dental costs!"
Pokemon Generations is finally out in Japanese! I am loving the cast of well known voices,"I know i'm gonna get called weeaboo, but man, the japanese voice acting is so much better in this series"
Christmas Stevonnie (by obsessedwithamedot),That's really good!
Press Release: Rep. Tulsi Gabbard Introduces Legislation to Stop Arming Terrorists,This seems pretty controversial
"Titans got hosed, he was short by a mile. But I'll take it.",a yard at most not quite a mile
South Korea: President Park Geun-hye Impeached,Now will they finally get a good president there?
Milk,Nothing but fight milk
"Thank you blizzard for the mercy menu, i turned it into my live wallpaper.","These comments are really, really creepy."
"A slum in Manila, Philippines",That's very similar to Mumbai.
What did his list have that made it more aggressive? Items and the 2/2 item dude?,"No just Nord Firebrands, the other lists only get Firebrands through Raiding Party and Markarth Bannerman, he ran all 3 cards."
"Um, no, it's not that simple. The mics, preamps, filters, processing board, recording machines, mastering equipment, distribution media, playback equipment, amps, and speakers all compress and color the sound. Go plug a Rick into an AC30, a Strat into a Vibrolux, a Gretsch into a Deluxe Reverb, a Les Paul into a 50W Marshall half-stack, or an SG Special into a Hi-Watt (shudder), dime out the rig, and play a simple E cowboy chord. That's all it takes. If you've spent at least 10,000 hours playing and are in practice (not rusty), the feeling is exquisite. If you are lucky enough to get the opportunity to do that with other musicians, in front of a receptive audience, and you can ride the razor that you have to ride to execute a respectable guitar solo, the feeling is indescribable, and will ruin you for life, spending the rest of your years chasing the dragon.",This comment is not punk rock
Why the hell does armor give me negative % defense in some stats? You're telling me I'd be better off going naked instead? So apparently my bare skin would be 0% defense but the new pants I've got suddenly make me *more* susceptible to slashing attacks?,It's harder to dodge in pants
Spider-Man Homecoming: Official Trailer!,"Wait a minute... that Thor mask has the helmet on, but Thor has never worn his helmet on earth.. CONTINUITY ERROR THIS MOVIE IS GARBAGE"
They want to shut down the Donald and 4chan. It's clear. We need a fall back,Reconvene at r/[redacted]
And the mint is where bills are printed.,No it isn't.
Occluding before putting the bung on is the hard bit.,It's not hard to let it bleed until you hook up the lock
This is actually really sad...,Yeah its real pathetic how she has to make up this crap so that people on social media can give her 5 mins of attention
Hey straight men and women of reddit! Who would you go gay for?,LeafyIsHere
Niceguy on my Facebook has had enough,If he is in the friend zone I'd wager he is a fake friend to his Female friends.
"It means they were fully clothed but he got a boner anyway and felt guilty about it so he overcompensated with a long, uninteresting facebook post patting himself on the back instead.","He totally felt awkward, and totally had no temptation, hence the long post of self loving he just wrote..."
drunk already ?,"I live in Saudi Arabia, ma tzakerne"
TGC?,Trading Game Card
The same person has 2 accounts in the top10 of the FFXV Ranking Dungeon in Japan,I guess he was blessed by RNG non stop and must have whaled super super hard since ranking dungeons is all RNG and no skill and crowns only prove that you have money to blow.
Grapevine represent!,I mean *technically* the address is in Euless tho
Don't f*ck with this engine unless you're Steve Irwin,there's a snake in my boot
"I'm still shocked aol is alive, I still have 500 free hours of internet in my house somewhere",It has been ages since they had a visitor.
"I feel like both US political parties are doing a for me, not for thee thing right now. Republicans all like Personal liberty! and then pushing mass incarceration and autocracy and fucking the poor. Democrats all like Dignity for the impoverished! and then running all their shit off Goldman Sachs's money and fucking the poor.","So basically, fuck the poor?"
How are you implying he lost the popular vote? You take away all the illegals voting in Commiefornia and he has won the popular vote...,They'll tell you that's an Alex Jones' conspiracy theory and that there's no evidence because politifact said so ahahahahah
McLaren report: More than 1000 Russian athletes implicated in state-sponsored doping,"The former Russian sports minister Vitaly Mutko (and now deputy prime minister) is chairman of the the 2018 World Cup, president of Russian Football Union and is in the FIFA executive committee, but I'm sure the Russian team will be clean"
Do any of you realize this is a joke?,I always think satire when i'm reading the NY times
You mean when your ex sister has a twin gf.,You mean when your ex twin has a sister gf.
"- **ID:** 327-026-869 - **P-lvl:** 6 - **Notable Captain(s):** fujitora - **Looking for:** literally anyone as i cant continue past alvidas hideout, im stuck in an empty select helper screen.",Restart your game and it should work.
"Audience Refusing To Stand Up For National Anthem During Adult Movie Shows, Theater Owners Complain",Soldiers are standing 24x7 at border and they can't stand two minutes
i always thought doyathing was about murdoc. Boy in the sky is 2D. Murdoc is just a Pale imitator,"He can't be pale, he's bright green!"
4th wave feminism is gonna be like,I literally cant stop shaking right now.
"If this happened in any other context besides religion, it would be illegal. Imagine if you had never heard of circumcision before, and one day someone told you they cut part of their son's dick off, you would be disturbed and probably report that person to the authorities. But because this is part of religion and part of American culture it gets a free pass and people think it's normal.",Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard you!
"Petraeus might have made a good president, the US could benefit from having a president who's held a field command. be nice to make decisions for ourselves once in a while",Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard!
What the is happening here?! Our children need lead free drinking water. Universal healthcare would be nice.,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard!
The Saudi royalty just want their strange sex parties and gold plated super cars. But blaming them would be a great distraction and if they call that bluff they pull 750 billion and tank the economy. Once again it lose/lose for the American public and business as usual for the khazarian bush-clinton mafia.,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard!
U.S. Admits Israel is Building Permanent Apartheid Regime: Weeks After Giving it $38 Billion,This is antisemitic goddammit!
Can't imagine the dedication it takes to accomplish this???He's just singing a note twice a day for a year...???,Do I... do I really need to explain why it's a little more complicated than your wild oversimplification?
Yeah I noticed that a lot. It's funny how no one likes to talk about all the klan compounds in PA.,MAGA
"She left my dad, as she did to her husband before him, and the one before that, for no real reason. She raised me well below the poverty line which has had loads of knock on effects that have ruined my life. But hey, at least she wasn't bored!","nah dude, single moms are definitely just as good as a mother/father team."
Atlantic Aviation vs. The City of Santa Monica,Pretty interesting read on the expenses associated with FBO operations in a relatively built-up area
So I want to write a book called Remembered lives about what people had the hopes for others that were killed through abortion.,Will you include miscarriages or just abortions?
Got my new rig... I am not so sure I believe them.,WoW only runs on Windows 3.1 with a Voodoo 1
How do you think Buu would have done against the Universe 6 team? I think the fight between him and Magetta would have been hilarious. He would have taken Buu's insults seriously. XD,He'd absorb them all in 1 episode
Yes. :) means smile :)) means laugh :))) even more funny And so on. Its not uncommon among friends to spam the ) showing something is super funny,:[ means vampire
NEW RAID WEAPON FOUND!!1,Did you credit r/raidsecrets for helping you find it?
Just found this dinosaur in its original packaging.,Now play battlefield 1 with it and call it actual WW1 recordings.
hashtag beat that dead cashcow,Dead my ass.
"The Book of Mormon on Trial What's everyone's thoughts on it? When my mother found out that I had doubts about TSCC, she referred me this book. To me, it's hilariously dated and inaccurate.",An exmo needs to write a new one based on the evidence we have and the admissions by TSCC.
24 year old didn't think racism existed when he was 8 years old. what a fucking joke.,Sexism didn't exist until Hillary ran for prez
Is this 24/7?,The Wire
Mcdavid for Trouba. Keep building that defense,"About as even as Hall for just Larsson, and Adam is my favorite player in the league..."
0 heal,"Dude, you are such a noob mercy, good mercys can heal through walls"
I will never understand the appeal of installing doors that make it more difficult to get in and out of your car.,"It worked for Lamborghini, it should work for them, right?"
The 40s were a strange time...,Yeah this is definitely one of weirdest things about the 40's
Damn it! I need to throw out my cravat now!,"Don't worry, dickies are on their way in."
"I have a few philosophical and otherwise questions. The first one is: do you want young people to follow their dreams and stand up for what they believe? Or do you want them to be educated thoroughly until they have the correct opinion? These two options come in conflict to one another and you know it. So, do you think people should have the courage to stand up for what they believe in, or should they always question themselves and their knowledge? The second one is: do you think people should have the courage to express themselves and their opinion no matter what, or do you think they should ask first what the correct opinion is and then just express that? Somebody told me that I should always express myself and I should always vote, even if I'm not popular, especially if I'm not popular. If I refuse to express myself, I will be underrepresented and then nobody will take me seriously because I hadn't expressed myself. But I don't know what to say or think about this. Anyways, these questions are very important for me and my religion. They are very important. They are extremely important for me and my religion. So, should I stand by my convictions and post my conviction wherever I can and try to persuade people, or should I first inform myself and then ask people nicely if I'm allowed to speak?",You can stand up for what you believe in and still be at one with reality.
"Thats such a great idea, because that will *always* work!",You dropped this
"Projection, of course. Saint Reagan had about double the vacation days of Obama, while Bush Jr. had over quadruple. Obama has easily received the most scorn for his infamous golf vacations and Vineyard retreats. Including from Kellyanne herself.","You know, 'cause black people are lazy."
When China built the their great wall... we called it a world wonder. Never heard anyone say they were racist against the mongols,"Only white people can be racist, of course."
Well what else is there? Democrat?,"Man, it's shame that there are only two political parties in the United States"
Member' when Stephen Colbert gave control of his show to the Clinton Foundation and then got exposed and told Wikileaks to Grow the fuck up I member',I thought that was about Pizzagate
ouch lose to uoft in the middle of their exam season too... how did those students do it? lol,LOL
Looks like I need to buy a 92 now.,Or just use a 92 the way God made it.
OOPS! OBAMA Tells Troops No Foreign Terror Attacks Happened On His Watch,But all these people were clearly just mentally ill
General Tso's Chicken or Baked Chicken.... wait... that didn't work.,They're not the same person?
What's an attitude or behavior that reveals how mature someone is?,How they handle bad news/defeat/disagreement
TIL Korea has approved construction of a 1476 ft/450 m tall invisible skyscraper,I see zero ways this could possibley be a disaster
Why Hasn't It Snowed in L.A. Since 1962?,Definitely not because of global climate hoax.
Don't forget to vote!,"I had made plans to forget, but now that you've told me not to I'm totally not going to forget."
"I've tried hot dogs, they're like weird tasting sausages.","Are they the ones that have that red skin coating, like frankfurters?"
I had lovebirds and cockatiels as a kid... the lovebirds were pretty loud but adorably cuddly. One of my cockatiels thought I was his girlfriend I think... he'd sing to my toes when I'd wiggle them and try to woo me. So cute!,"So many cockatiels I have met absolutely love fingers and toes, it's weird!"
"What? Wait, WHAT?!",Nothing wrong here.... please delete this post
Translation: I didn't read the Terms and Service when I purchased a ticket from Korean Air. When Korean Air insists I follow the T&S I agreed to I am getting mad! Did I get it right? Are you looking for sympathy because Korean Air did nothing wrong.,who the hell reads T&C anyway?
KZ and SA,good question.
"So if I mix my whiskey with diet coke instead of regular, I will have less of a hangover the following day?","Can't tell if smartass or really good question.. if I were to consume the exact same amount of alcohol on different nights, but also consumed an entire birthday cake on one of the nights would the hangover be different?"
"I asked for one present this Christmas...and I received it! Merry Christmas, r/LEGO!",Is it worth it
"Can I get $20? Anything to pay down my student loans would help. And yes, I know I have no shame.",Can't tell if serious or just shit attempt at joke/troll
Thanks to the Shah.,Nice flag in your flair dude
"I have 2x4 Corsair 2000mhz if you end up looking at other brand options, feel free to PM if so.",sorry i have 8gb of skill in my pc right now just looking to upgrade to 16gb thanks for comment tho
An Obviously Valuable Statistic,"More relevant than twitch followers, DEFINITELY more relevant."
"Nah, good intentions. Sounds like it could be ***really*** bad, though.",THANK GOD
Children - Part 142,I wonder what happened to foxy plush's head
Pirate shaman is good,Anything shaman is good
Who is our first lady?,Anyone who falls for his Mang Kanor moves
And Genderless Porygon can have a non-Ditto parent... how?,It's time you learned about the Tailows and the Porygon-Zs son
Post Roadblock End of the Line 2016 Match Discussion Thread: Rich Swann (c) vs. TJP vs. Brian Kendrick Winner Rich Swann Time 5:59,YEAH MY DUDES NEVILLE IS BACK
"oh no, THE SPORTS THE SPORTS, what will happen to the sports!",Football = MeatSacks amirite?
"2016-12-09 Unofficial Patch Notes - AVA armors; new ANT, Galaxy, and Sunderer weapons; Construction Snowmen",Yes we need more a2g
Sacramento is this year's Chicago Bulls. The Bulls could be starting D-League players last year and we'd still lose to them.,"we got swept by the kings last year too, i literally dont get it"
My Best Epic Save + Goal Combo While AFK (Rumble),While farming crates
*stands battling* *loud narration* *explosion* *screams of pain* *screams of anguish* *stand battling* *explosions* *screaming* **Jotato: Wow that is some funny sounding rain.**,"Obviously due to Jotaro's PTSD, he hears screaming and fighting all the time in his head so he ignored that too."
France's honest tax system crusader convicted for hiding millions of euros,Maybe he's like Trump and he's only using the system to his advantage until he's done changing the rules.
I don't suppose it occurred to you that grappling could be extremely effective without the bullshit that's enabled by those rules? Grappling techniques were dominant in European martial arts throughout the medieval period. Why? It worked really well. Certainly not because no one thought of punching each other.,"Yes, Europe in the middle ages, renowned throughout history for its refined and effective unarmed combat techniques."
"That feeling when I get out of solo lane 2-0 and 20 cs lead and I am ready to carry this game! Oh, our 800k mid Yasuo is 7/6 and the only person I can 1v1 is apparently my lane opponent.",But Yasuo is OP
I was counting Origins as well,"Yeah, guy, it only took 6 movies, not 7!"
Widow Gets on Point,I've never seen a Widow on the point before....this clip is fake.
it doesn't work that way,I guess we'll have to wait and see
Custom games with private lobbies?,Yep.
Maybe I chose the wrong term. I meant that they would just be trying to make themselves feel better about the situation they've left you in. They don't want to be with you but they may feel bad they've broken your heart. Or maybe they just want some attention or validation. My ex (who fell out of love with me) knows that I need no contact to get over her and I respect that she hasn't contacted me.,how long were yall together?
"1940's logic: At war with Japan, Japanese-Americans acted as spies and intelligence gatherers for the attack on Pearl Harbor, as a precaution we'll intern Japanese-Americans for the duration of the war. 2000's logic: At war with Muslim terrorists. We need more Muslims in our military, even though our Muslim soldiers have attacked friendly troops on more than one occasion. We need more Muslims in our government because diversity. Which one is more crazy or unethical? I'd say the 2000's logic.","Ah yes, because the 1940s didn't teach us anything about the idea of the enemy race......."
"Same goes for you, maybe you should go to college and take a logic course or something. Its just not as impressive as 4 sick shots, A spraydown is still a spraydown regardless of who says it. I used to be SMFC when I played, not that it matters","Wow, a spraydown, I get one of those every round... not that it matters"
Kripp is a wizard,Yet he's not a good enough wizard to get good RNG
Some of them are also children or legal immigrants.,Those fucking lazy kids should have voted!
HOLY SHIT.,It's funny because inferno dragon is shit
"The Republicans won't give a fuck. As long as Trump is a Republican, he could literally take a dump on the original copy of the Constitution and they wouldn't care.",It needs a 'spruce' anyway
Is Sunday the most underrated player ever? If she made the finals she would have won in a landslide. She was above average in challenges and her social game was one of the best in recent memory. If she plays again and does well she could be a hall of famer,You forgot to add
I bet you're a shitty goalie with that poor vision.,What does vision have to do with a skater leveling a goalie in the crease?
All of the S/N numbers in the image that you posted are serial numbers for each component of your Vive.,The picture is the example picture from the website they linked.
Minor editing error. Bryan put Brie up for the rack attack and then they switched to Nikki for a shot and then they came back and Bryan had Brie in a fireman's carry.,"He probably showed them how to use the Burning Hammer, and WWE decided to cut it."
"And this is a brilliant way to reach the people directly. Her political leanings and ideological beliefs aside, kudos to her. Smart woman, in this respect at least.","Until you realize, Its okay if the MEAIndia handle is doing this stuff & Sushma Swaraj herself is working on more important issues like diplomatic manoeuvres for NSG seat, being on front of foreign policy making, Relations with neighbours including Pakistan/Bangladesh."
I'm guessing it means something along the lines of 'the other Faf'?,That's exactly what it translates to
"if played from hand, gain charge should be sufficient.",It looks like not enough people have told you yet that you could just use Battlecry: gain Charge  
CIA says Russia intervened to help Trump win White House: Washington Post,Fuckin love this season finale.
That I switch accents on the fly. It depends on who I'm talking to. My default is good ol' generalized American accent but I often switch to Malaysian English when I'm with uni friends or to a mild Aussie accent when I'm with my high school friends (they're Aussies). Apparently it weirds some people out.,I do that too!
XD CUTE PLAY ADAM XD,Ye XD
Hi-Rez responded? Where?,F. responded to me somewhere
unexpected Veigar,Tiny knight of evil is pretty much as close as you get to Veigar
?,Dicks erect
"Wait, they unreworked Kog? and what the fuck is a controller? I've been playing the last month and I have no idea what any of this is... except ivern",I haven't played since S4 and now I'm too lazy to learn all the new shit.
Just last week Obama himself was here collecting our guns. :(,Another case of the black man putting down the white man!
Gotta admit he's the GOAT.,its really undeniable
"Say a sentence that would sound absurd before Mean Streets of Gadgetzan release For example: Jesus, I hope I don't queue into a Priest again",I'm going to play Priest.
"Straight up though. I actually just finished up a project for one of my programming classes tonight, and when i removed a debug cout statement, the program would seg fault. So I just put it back. Have no idea what's going on",Either timing or compiler optimization gone awry
Figuring out how to reverse climate change.,"If climate change exists, how can you explain winter?"
"According to the CFL, Ottawa is really, really bad",27 game season confirmed?
"John Dean, former Nixon White House Counsel, on Twitter: The intel report on Russia's role in the 2016 election must be available for all electors before the electoral college meets Dec. 19.","BUT GUYZ THE CIA DOESNT KNOW ANYTHING TRUST ME, IF RUSSIA WAS INVOLVED, T_D WOULD BE THE ONES TO KNOW"
New bike day - Who likes bamboo?,"The problem with bamboo bikes is that thieves can just saw through the frame, remove the lock and then steal the bike."
Wow that was close. Haven't had a quali that close in a while,Yet still team by team the top 6.
That's basically what it is now. Everyone runs 3 nades plus martyrdom. So many explosions.,Drop one nade and you have a fury kill.
"Report: Russia hacked RNC, but did not leak info",It's because the RNC wasn't hiding anything interesting.
Th**e** X Fil**e**s,"Ah, y**e**s, a fellow regular of r/emboldentheE"
GERMANY BANS SAUSAGES: Pork removed from cafes and schools to 'not offend refugees',Krautcuckistan YES
[](#px-happy) Winner 01 * You can deposit roughly around the Countdown's timing * If you get sniped I will let you know,Do I deposit it now or when the timer is about to end?
MRW I tell my husband I want to go see Moana at a matinee showing for cheap and he says he doesn't want to. Then later asks me what I would like to do today.,"People who do this infuriate the hell out of me, asking me what I want to do and declining everything until my interest happens to magically align with theirs... At that point they're not actually asking me what I want to do, they're asking me to do what they want to do but avoiding actually saying it as if that would make it any better."
These people are more interested in the fact that she doesn't ride the dick of the pro-queer movement than they are concerned over how Obama arms those who behead children.,Great title
"Actually, they're nonbinary. The article might not have been perfectly clear on this.",Thanks for the clarification :)
"I got noctis and I've been playing for 20ish days. Got him off my 3rd pull in total on this banner, and it was at 3 am so I did the daily summon and got him. Soo lucky for me",Not the thread for this.
You elected a Nazi over some emails.,Yeah there's no hyperbole in that statement
Replacing my polar relay station before my EveProbe gets too far out. Erring on the side of caution for thrust and fuel.,That looks stable
Sense8 Christmas Special orgy scene,Loved it!
Lol that strap-on,Gotta stay strapped brah
Mountain or drink?,Yes
So the FBI is working for Russia...? Wow.,Obviously Comey is a Russian Spy
Great Paintings. When do we get to see the second part of this series: 'Paintings of your mom by climbers' ? Just Kidding. :),You must be the only guy who *hasn't* seen it yet...
I was telling her about the time someone said i was obsessed with calories and then she said you don't even look anorexic,Because only anorexics care about calories.
Our culture? WTF?,I sounds as if you dislike Canada and Canadians.
"Bullshit. I bet those only cost $10 to manufacture. You're paying for a name, not quality.",Try them
"Hey guys, posting a translated message here on behalf of the LAS broadcast team: Hey everybody, Riot Catador here, broadcast manager for LAS. We'd like to apologize for the comments made on the LAS broadcast earlier today; we're extremely disappointed in the behavior of those two casters, and have removed them from the remainder of the broadcast. This kind of language is unacceptable, and we apologize to all of our fans, players, and teams.",RiotLosMuertos
"Soaz is the best western top laner of all time though, he's incredibly talented.",I found thorin
"You can also take it to the police station and if no one claims it within mystery amount of time because you didn't state your location, you can keep it. You should do the right thing. Nobody here will advise you otherwise.",They should really post somewhere on here that you should include your location.
"It is the same in Denmark and some parts of Sweden. The problems are just starting at this point, because for each new person, we instantly need more cheap housing, we need more language schools, we need to offer them welfare and the jobs to pay for it as good citizens.. We need more of everything. Even if the rate is slowing down, it will still take more than 5 years to process the cases of the people we got last year.","Oh, the poor whiny Europeans, seeing them complain about having their wealth used to house and care for poor, homeless refugees is breaking my heart."
"It was just one of those things where, if you wanted to play Ibuki. Why? Mika was a better Ibuki and honestly, I think Mika is still a better Ibuki.","they are pretty different imo, i like mika more now than I did before honestly"
"As Democrats demand probe over CIA election claim, GOP senators express doubt",unexpected
PS4 has trouble switching from 46 inch TV to 32 inch.,Try this when the ps4 is turned off hold the power button until you hear 2 beeps doing that will reset the display settings and put it to default resolution(don't know the exact res but the fat text and such) then from there just continue towards the display output settings to change to the res ie 1080i and 1080p/4k
"But he already knows how they would react with that proof, and without it.",And apparently with that proof is more efficient.
"Aside from Morgan Freeman, whose voice would you choose to narrate your life?","Either Martin Freeman or David Tennant, my days will be filled with even more sarcasm!"
NMS literally loves me,Put a ~~ring~~ base on it.
"Depending on your background, 2200 may not be something to blow your nose at. I feel like I really took to Overwatch thanks to my 600+ hours in TF2 and 200+ hours in CS:GO.",The Ana biotic grenade feels so much like Jarate it's uncanny.
tom hanks is the least friend celebrity I've ever met... he's a distant star,With some better wording and grammar this could be a pretty decent dad joke
What popular movie have you never seen?,Die Hard.
Men love preying on drunk women. This is a fact.(Now with 100% less need to log in),"Well in his defense, she was asking for it since she literally texted him and told him that she was drunk."
Google's phasing out Flash -- thoughts on future of HS Flash animations/walkthroughs?,"I expect everything will end up getting moved to youtube, which will definitely damage some of the flashes, Game Over for example."
"Give the name of the nearest city with population exceeding 1 million, and tag a redditor from that city, along with the last thing they typed in the Discord #Current-round channel.","Calgary, Elite_Canadian my rounds are just soooo ogood and unique that i don't need to check"
"So far all of the bonuses have been just the protagonist's outfits, we got cloud, squall, zidane, and Tidus, they threw in yuna because they wanted to gender lock them for some reason, but doubt we'll get the aupporting cast",Yuna is pretty much a protagonist.
Manchester United 2 - 1 Tottenham,"Manchester United 2 - 1 Tottenham Mkhitaryan, Pogba 34'"
Kill or run Ev trin with some energy plates when you're at 0,"Yes, because a player 3 days into the game will have access to Trinity, the mods to make EV work and a surplus of resources to build energy plates."
"Yup, author is 100% incorrect on the quad cores. Max available on the x1c is a low-voltage i7 dual core (w/ hyperthreading). Also the ultra-low-profile trackpoint on the 4th gen carbon is complete dog shit.",B-but it shows 4 cores in task manager!
One of those e's just doesnt belong here..,"Yeah, it's spelled tris!"
What song title sums up your sex life?,I'm Impressed by They Might be Giants.
You are right... I think only land owners should be allowed to vote like the good old day.,"But first, we need to insure that only white males are allowed to be land owners"
AFL 2017: The case for the top eight,Can't wait until we surprise everyone and make the 8!
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs - I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille.,Couldn't you just tell her?
What seems boring but is actually really fun?,Animal Crossing.
"I don't know in what universe Vega Squadron *can* beat'em Well, this one, it seems",2016 I guess
Anyone know the source? Wondering what it sounds like.,*patatatatata*
Why do people like his exist,Whoever made this shouldn't have the right to go near a keyboard.
HOw have we not run out of things to capitalize HO in?,I really don't knHOw.
"Should have voted Hillary, folks.","Its not that bad, at least he's not Romney"
Imagine if she changed it and it was a dick pic instead,If they have learned anything from live broadcasting they are keeping a small delay so they can prevent things like that happening.
Proof?,"Well aren't we all Pacific islanders, I mean we do live on an island in the Pacific."
Not just 7-11 - Endemic underpayment of young workers in hospitality jobs.,But kids have smartphones so they deserve to be ripped off
"One Mana Man, the Token Gesture; R Planeswalker - One (Common) +1: Discard two cards, then draw a card. -1: One Mana Man deals 1 damage to target creature. -4: One Mana Man deals 3 damage to target creature or player. Starting Loyalty 2",Better than neonate in modern for dredge.
Needs way more cheese and way less vegetables. Gross.,You forgot the
Volt Prime's glitch skin looks like Hunhow,"Had this happen with my Nyx a while back, except it affected all of her Absorb as well."
"My highschool bully still takes my lunch money... But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!",I expected the punchline to be something along the lines of big brother or the man
"Where is the rocket shield? So I used this thing called the search bar and it looked like no one asked this question. I ask this, because the rocket shield was in the trailer.","Treyarch -most likely- realized that the community would much rather have the dragon shield, and made a last minute decision to replace it."
That's a little extreme...,It's also *funny* because this meme was first made about Mystic (and made more sense with the logo colour also being blue).
Didn't read. Islam at it again?,"omg don't be so judgeful, you know a Christian guy killed someone this year"
"More than 30,000 trees will be axed for 65-km road between Chikkamagaluru, Dakshina Kannada | Another ecological disaster? - Bangalore Mirror",But India planted 50 million trees so it's all good!
7,I'm excited and terrified at the same time
How it feels to be able to afford Baconreader Premium and watch everyone else complain about ads in the Free version when I havent seen an ad in 4 years.,Try turning of your internet to make the ads go away!
NFL Daily - 12/11/16 (Sunday) NFL discussion to go here!,My 3 plays Det -7.5 Min -3.5 Philly +3
So you can swap your kids electric car motor!,"Exactly, some one could have a bad ass go-cart with that motor."
"Religion, terrorism, and shit media. 2017 is already boring me.",Yeah dammn those copts and their meddlesome religion
Drug overdoses now kill more Americans than guns,Time to lock away and register the pills individually!
"Aside from going to space, doesn't... Doesn't all that predate NASA by hundreds/thousands of years?",The real question is how can it predate the bible if the bible doesn't mention it...checkmate
"AJ will win by TKO and the fucks will still find an excuse to discredit him. Get your 'washed up', 'old-man' and 'past his day' excuses at the ready you grumpy pricks. This man is on the fast track to being the best heavyweight in the world, just you wait.",I thought this when I first saw him fight.
And? Do you touch yourself at night?,If I X-Ray some of these images I might.
I thought the same so I cut the entire elastic band on the bottom. Now the length is much better and is great to layer under. You should try it. Its really easy to cut it clean with regular scissors.,thanks!
So I guess just anyone can use the title Doctor now,This totally explains why anorexic people are all super fat.
2016,You can't even see who the faces are
"Teenagers of Reddit, what is something you want to ask adults of Reddit?",easy money?
Dota Bot Scripting - Valve Dev Wiki,"7.00: Removed Players, Dota is now Bot-Only"
How do you make friends when you get older?,"No idea, let me know if you figure this one out."
Leicester City winning the Premier League.,Cubs winning the World Series
"Is it just me or is support a lot more fun in HOTS than in other mobas? So I come from Lol and I decided to give HOTS a try when they removed the equivalent of Unranked Draft in my server as it was the only game mode I played. What surprised me the most was how different my tastes are in this game. In Lol, I mained mages (caster assassins like Jaina) and ADCs (auto-attack assassins like Raynor) because I liked dealing damage and carrying. However, in HOTS I feel rather indifferent towards that type of champion, but I'm completely in love with supports like Brightwing or Auriel who I simply can't stop playing. I'm not entirely sure why, but I guess it feels good to get some recognition in the MVP screen here, whereas in Lol supports are mostly invisible and noone ever notices them except for when they want to rage at someone when there isn't enough vision on the map. And it also feels like I have a noticeable impact in the game, whereas in lol it's mostly the equivalent of assassins that hog all the glory.",I like the support role the most in Battlerite but aside that I do enjoy the HotS model.
Bungee Hook,Looks like you Mei have died anyway.
"Dave is good with his hand, just like a Keeper should be ;)",But tactics god pep has shown that all that matters is the ability to play out of the back.
Idiots do this all the time where I live. It's usually idiots with either a confederate flag flying or some stupid bumper sticker about guns. And before anyone flames me I'll say this is not an opinion it's just an observation. I saw someone do this in front of a cyclist the other week and it pissed me off. Pulled up next to the guy and sure enough it's some teen idiot in a camo cap and I let him have it. He flipped me off and sped off.,"I'm sure your Bernie stickers are not stupid at all, tough guy"
"There's a fine line between No, Don't Stop and No, Stop, Don't",I only see a comma.
"Rama has a higher ranged than Thoth and can be fired more safely. Ra has a near instant cast. Scylla has CC immunity during the ult so she can't be interrupted unless she is killed. Poseidon, Ymir, and Isis all zone enemy's with their ult plus allow for additional follow up either with the knockup, keep people grouped closer together with the slow, or heal the team. Thoth can be interrupted, he has a long channel time, and he is really obvious when he is trying to snipe from stealth. He can either be jumped on in the thick of the fight and interrupted or a zoned can hearing him grunting and interrupt him before he can fire it. If he tries to shoot from a very long range he probably won't have visibility and know when to fire it or how to fire it if the enemy team is clearing wards. But keep ignoring his weaknesses if it helps your arguement","How to beat Thoth, CC HIM AND KILL HIM - Smite Balancing Team"
Which episode?,Pretty much any one of them... it's sort of a catch phrase in a sense
The negative net worth is probably because so many people have a house.,"Yes, so many 21 year olds have mortgages these days."
What did they change regarding sledge?,He used to not have nades but he hasn't been changed recently
already botting 3 days in.,how can he bot if he downloaded the client from jagex website?
"Yeah, but knowing how the industry works the customer would have called the owners/corporate, it would have trickled down, and said douchey manager would have still gotten them all in trouble for it. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.",But who would answer if she's the one calling?
I have PoC friends that almost go into seizures when they see a white body with locs!!!!,What's a PoC?
Game-Thread: Redskins @ Eagles - 1:00 HTTR!,Show them how a fake punt really works!
Is that not... Kind of dangerous...?,"Nah, Asians are terrible drivers"
"Thanks Fowler,second drop that might cost us a game.","No, we gotta blame Siemian somehow."
Dota 7.00 kneejerk reaction thread Voice your uneducated reactions here,POCKET RIKI
"As a Brazilian, i can confirm it works","not relevant, we were asking about portuguese"
"Na is worse, but people are not so pedantic about it.",you mean america ?
"yeah its hard to find info about derivatives. from what i understand, they are products that they sell each other, like the average investor cant even buy them because they only sell them to each other.",isn't that a shadow market then?
"Cousins has the same effect as Eli Manning, too much of a doofus to hate.",I find Eli to be a very hatable doofus.
Just call them real sports. Flesh sports sounds like something from a horror movie,I thought about porn....
I voted for Trump to stop the Clinton machine.,You seem like a very reasonable person who votes based on policy and character rather than anger and an immature worldview
"Why on earth if you're stuck in the nosebleeds, wouldn't you move closer down? Dumb.",California has the harshest seat restriction laws in the country
I can't believe I watched the whole thing,Add part of my afternoon to it too.
DAE deny the holocaust????,I dropped this
Demon Cait and Vi - Sieyarelow,PMR34LOL #Caitlyn #Vi #Yuri #Oppai
"I do support the team actually, very pleased with the victory today. But fellaini is someone who is clearly a curse on this club, we have been wack ever since he was signed on deadline day 2013. Not that I have to answer myself to you though.","Yeah, he's clearly the reason of all our problems since Fergie left"
"Liquidpedia says, that he's usin' the Steelseries Ikari","That's not an Ikari, the Ikari doesn't have side buttons on the right side."
I think there are 2 goalkeeping coaches at the moment at Chelsea instead of Lollichon,"Yep.. We've always had two (and technically more with people like Hilario and Cudicini still around offering advice), but AC's keeper coach directly replaced Lollichon."
#BASH,#THE
Please do that.,I think I found the wittiest guy on reddit.
Unairu 2.0: Become the Mountain. (Focus Rework Concept),There's only one issue with this the focus system has been in the game for more than 2 weeks and is never going to be looked at ever again.
Lmaowat.,"You know, the Javascript Virtual Machine"
"As the son of a real immigrant, my Father's choice was work or starve, the fact you aren't shocked that people can come to a country and spend a year not working and not be dead is the real shocker.",As opposed to fake immigrants?
"Haha shit, well it's just an observation.",Yeah a racist observation you bigoted white male
The latter... though I spin Fat Wreck/Lookout/Epitaph stuff + older punk on the first Saturday of each month at the Moose.,"I gotta remember this, that sounds fun as hell."
"My #1 weapon i want added to R6S, what's yours ?",MP5
We have elected Dunning-Kruger as President.,Dunning and Kruger are two different people.
Even you have to admit it's pretty ridiculous to wear a device on top of your head for shading your eyes and then get squinty and cover your eyes with something else because it's pointed the wrong way.,Some people just like hats and wear them however the fuck they want?
Valve just released a new case called Grandma's Case,Sign me the fuck up
Mmmhmmm.,Uh-huh
IF YOU WANTED A CHIP YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN A BAG AT THE HAMBURGER STORE,Hamburger store never fails to make me laugh
And where did this come from?,AliExpress for like $4
"its a thing that doctors ignore female pain, and attribute their concerns to something like hysteria","But Feminism is just identity politics and is not longer needed, amiright?"
"Go figure, when you're on your 4th RT you will get fucked because of it.","No dude we should draft a wide receiver first round though, our o line is totally fine"
"Yeah, the one Obama kept and expanded.",But he started it!
"Every once in a while I go on a binge and spend all my ISO on standard covers in hopes of getting more 3 stars. He was around the 30-40ish pull for me, and it was his yellow power.",That is literally the worst way you can spend your ISO.
AND TOMLIN IS ONE OF FOUR COACHES WITH 10 SEASONS AND NOT ANY LOSING SEASONS!!!,LOL BETTER FIRE HIM.
"The White House, of course",Hopping the fence to the white house is America's favorite past time!
"that womens thought process at the end ahh good his numbers are acceptable so i can like him, i can publicly declare i find him sexy without being the victim of women being catty and saying mean things behind my back over social media. I liked him before but just needed the right numbers to seal the deal, a girl has to be careful these days","Lol and just remember, it's all biology and hard wired into women'a brains from birth... it has nothing to do with society"
Just confirmed that the Karma Grip can survive getting drenched in snow/me tripping while running,Wasn't stabilized on the way down very well.
like fidel...,They finally got him!
People get rich off making shit impressionable young people with money wanna buy.,Fair
Thoughts on This as a New FB Profile?,Yes.
Coast Guard suspends search for motorcyclist who flew off Causeway,I thought squids on stretched bikes were good at going really fast
Just double Nox is aids. time it right and one person cant ever do anything until they die.,"Like the All Nox arena with 90% CDR, that was like stage 10 cancer with a side of aids and the dr is trying to cure it by forcing bleach down your throat."
"But don't worry, we're draining the swamp.",but to drain it we will have to make it deeper.
"Donald Trump apologizes for aggressive, crude comments",Bill Clinton did it first!
I mean he hasn't been wrong yet. Everyone else said he had a 1.8% chance of winning but he was right. What does he have to do to get the benefit of the doubt from you guys? He's already ben proven rights.,you forgot the
"intelligentical people have bad handwriting because their brains think faster!!!! No, honey. You just never learned to form your letters the correct way.","Yeah, I'm an intelligent person, but my handwriting is neat."
"Yeah, totally self-driving cars are further in the future but I don't see them being impossible within a 10-year timespan after self-driving goes mainstream. There's such a huge economic benefit to not having to pay the truckers at all that it'll *drive* demand for the right technology","The non standardization and legacy of loading docks, their approaches and freight type and unloading facilities will keep humans involved a LONG time."
"Depends on the game. Case in point, Monopoly.","Hey now don't under estimate the powers of monopoly turning people into money thieving whores, money always leads to violence"
No it's not. No QB has ever played in only two regular season games and won a Super Bowl.,"No rookie has ever won a Super Bowl either, so......."
"lagu dan cerita lama kami engga maksa atau nuntut, tapi sangat amat harus dianjurkan akan tetapi sebaiknya diikuti dipatuhi dituruti wajib sukarela tanpa pamrih membubarkan diri",Voluntold?
They were down for me too but works fine now,Can confirm they are in fact up!
"They have to start their own streaming service, FastFlix, to handle putting out all 27 shows. Each of which star a different set of the Fast Crew. Each show has two seasons a year, every actor is on every show in at least one episode. They all take place in the same film universe except for the 3 series that take place at different points in time (wild west, medieval, and World War II) and of course the two time travelling series.",you're not thinking big enough
Yeah but having the option is pretty cool,"Yeah nothing wrong with hate speech and inciting violence, nothing bad ever happened from this"
"While I was binging on Serqet, I noticed something that really irritated me. As you may know, one of Serqet's greatest initiations requires the relic Blink. You find a target, blink to them and either 2 - 1 - 4 - auto or 4 - 2 - 1 - auto. During these combos I noticed I was missing opportunities quite a lot due to a delay after I blinked. I was wondering what was happening and it appears that Blink drops you at your teleport location, instead of teleporting you directly on the ground. It leaves you in a falling state momentarily after you blink into your location. Sort of like when you walk out of the fountain in assault. It also appears to carry your momentum even if you stopped pushing forward during the blink. I was wondering if its supposed to be like this or if its a bug that no one ever really complained about. Either way, it really bothers me sometimes and I would love if it was changed.",now I know what to say every time I miss the tyr blink combo.
"Be careful, if you hurt his feelings he might not deploy his plan to take out ISIS.","he should just not hire all those generals cause they are dumbasses and he doesn't need them, he knows more"
Hey did you know it's not safe to update to the new firmware? I heard Nintendo patched a lot in 11.0.33,So I shouldn't update my DSi?
"Omg, where are you from? Free chips and salsa has been a part of my life since I was little.","I'm near London, so I suppose free chips is an American thing."
"How concerned are you about where your country is headed? I mean with the brexit thing, illegal immigration, the increase in islam, no more privacy.",As soon as Trump's reign of terror is over I'm getting the hell out of Britain and getting myself a Green Card.
Time of Monday announcement? Just wondering if anyone knows the exact time the new information is going to be released?,exactly at 9:45:30 PST (not sure on the exact seconds though)
"20 Palmyras at least 1st, population is like 20x of that of palmyra 2nd, it frees up countless number of troops that were frozen there along with a very large number of elite storming troops","We should start using Palmyra as a unit of measurement, I'd say Al-Bab is worth at least 3 Palmyras"
Bill Mitchell on Twitter: Congress needs to pass legislation making English the official language.,But I read from right to left - Obama
Still learning to love my titties!,Holy shit they look beautiful
Couldn't be that's it's a different world now than it was then?,"No, it's been four years of trying to stop the Obama administration from doing anything, so it's the same."
Yeah they can try but the math just doesn't work out.,That's why we need UBI!
Ditto always makes me think it's a bean,Araquanid's head always tricks me.
Mom walks 30 hours through snow and wilderness to get help for family (And in the process makes numerous bad decisions. Lucky to be alive),After 30 hours the husband left the car and made a call......
"this is not about mishandled classified documents, this is about the US military endorsing child rape slaves. this is the us military covering up its own misconduct by shifting attention to something unrelated. covering up their endorsement of child rapes slaves by attacking the whistleblower",It's also about the 3 marines who were shot dead when the afghan police chiefs boy victim opened fire on the base.
Best graphics card under $250 CAD Looking to spen my christmas money on a new gpu. Wondering what I should be looking for,GTX 1060
"Makes sense, yeah, it seems like the artist likes neither of the candidates",most people didn't like neither of the candidates.
"It is stuck in development hell. It is cool, but like a tech demo, not full game any time soon.",Obviously good games come out after 2 years development!
A 3rd player that can consistently put the basketball into hoop? Wow that'd be amazing,But can he be a poor man's Meyers L3g3nd?
"Super girl event early end? I was trying to get her to L1, and I swear the event ended today but said it had three more days (maybe) ??","And I've quit the game, best of luck people."
"Craig Sager has passed away, according to Turner Sports. One of the all-time greats. RIP.","The mobile app loads Rosenthal's twitter avatar, I was very perplexed at first"
"Im gonna be that wanker that doesnt answer the question in the manner it was asked. Human Voice. The Applications for it is amazing. Tuvan throat singing, Metal vocals, normal singing. its pretty fucking cool.","yea get a load of this guy... thanks for the insightful comment, you wanker"
"Why do inexperienced teachers end up with the most difficult classes to manage while veteran teachers often end up with the upper-level, easier, lower-stress classes? Shouldn't it be the other way around?",That would be a fantastic way to get rid of experienced teachers.
"I have, I was joking. The game played nicely and was quite a bit of fun to be honest.",Sarcasm doesn't translate too well in written form.
Dota 2. The finest Free to Play game there's ever been on the market.,Obviously you have never played league of legends
What did Kobe do that MJ couldnt?,"Kobe was a better 3pt shooter, but that's about it i think"
Sunday morning,I also type to soothe my lavender plant.
Anomaly's reddit worthy AWP,PunkPotato's reddit worthy downvote
"Anything involving coconut oil. I'm a vet, and the random things that people decide to rub coconut oil on to fix or the various orifices they stick it in without a second thought is just... alarming. Especially since most of them are doing it because an infographic on Facebook told them to, with no real research into it on their own. Cannot wait until this fad is over.","but, but...its a NATURAL antifungal remedy to any and all problems, scientists said so!"
Guess the aircrafts and what are they doing ?,Pair of C-130's refueling mid-air.
MRW my thumb controls a remote control butt plug on anyone wearing glasses,I love jackie chan
"I, for one, am happy to know that we aren't the only team who can't beat a specific division rival when having an otherwise awesome season.",Me too dawg
"Hey tard, that makes them a super power. The ability to cause destruction of your enemy from miles away makes you a super power. Thanks for proving my own point.","Nukes do not make you a superpower, a lot more goes into it than that."
The BUFF PA needs,but only if you open enough treasures!
"What's really funny is that everyone is going to be dismantling their cards to get the now build, but when cards get adjusted, they won't have anything left to make what they need in the future.","yeah, cause that 8 Bounty stalkers can be useful in future...i mean, maybe we can stack then, and build a deck with 150% Crit Chance Right?"
so brave,Wait you mean someone on reddit doesn't like stance
I thought OS updates were on Tuesdays...wth apple.,Just wait until tomorrow to install it then
"Nope, wrong.","nope is wrong, the only acceptable term is no."
"Hate to break it to you, but you don't get to decide who can call themselves Christian.",But they're not true Christians like I am!
"The hell? I'm in Tokyo right now and this is definitely not OK. The only reason why it may seem OK is because people here are non-confrontational about it, so no one says shit about it to avoid causing a scene.",Just like how middle aged men can grope school girls and not be called out for it?
Donald Trump has lost popular vote by greater margin than any US President in history,"Yeah, but he won 3 states by less than 1% of the vote (despite also not actually winning a majority) so that doesn't matter."
Which specialties are the lowest paying with the worst lifestyle? And longest training (residency and fellowships) too?,"I'd say probably overall would be Derm: the long hours, call and just the sheer breadth of drugs you have to learn to treat plaque psoriasis is mind boggling."
Been a top 3 bench for like the past 3 years,"I'd venture far enough to say the best bench, maybe tied with the Lakers"
You really believe the US could force them to accept these children? How exactly do you think that would work?,The same way we're going to get them to pay for the wall!
I'm not going to watch the new one. The jericho trumpets pumped me so much I'm not going to risk being underwhelmed or spoiled,Avoid history books too
Give me that Spock look,Justfuckmymanureup*
Bad news kids...,Came here looking for a comment about white text on a white background.
Jeff Fisher Fired,Atlanta could possibly pull the rare back-to-back opposing coaches fired one week after said fired coach garnered support from front office Huge morale booster.
"Now that Biker DLC is confirmed, what will you name your MC? Or if you're already in an MC, tell us the name of yours. For all parties interested, feel free to mention if you're recruiting. My MC will be the Crooked Vultures, named after a band you may have heard of... Can't wait to start working on the emblem tonight.",The Hash Slinging Slashers.
Verify game cache,I did that.
So you think you're bigoted because he's bad in bed? I'm sorry but that's stupid. Communicate with him. Tell him that you're unsatisfied and look for options for sex. Buy a help yourself sex book or something. Just talk to him. And stop going on tumblr so much. A sexual preference or attraction isn't racist or bigoted. It's a prefrence.,Yes Tumblr is the problem here...
"The briefing is probably the same crap repeated every day. He has better things to do than sit in a meeting for that, and gets the brief in written form anyway. I dont see a problem with this....","Yes, I'm sure geopolitics move at a glacial pace and the briefings are all copy and pasted from the day before."
"About time, you were a victim of a brutal smear. They fucking cheated you, you should be furious! Revenge! Rooooaaar! Trumps going down, dirty fat fucking traitor! Play dirty too, play em at their own game, Trumps the fucking pedofile! Fuck of Russia!",Assumed
Gimmicky! According to their commercials it is very useful. Though even after watching I am still unclear how...,"Not to mention is shuts down after a while to save battery life, so if you're listening to music and want to turn it down, you'll have to: 1. touch the bar to turn it on 2. look for the volume button since you can't feel it anymore 3. touch the volume button 4. slide the volume bar"
You might have to smuggle it past customs. Note: I don't know if you actually will have to smuggle it past customs.,"Thankfully, it's in a nice little sealed plastic container and it's quite small, so it should be just fine!"
"You see girls have a tendency to like games like Warcraft and Zelda and girls are only casual gamers so if a girl likes it, it must be casual.",Flawless logic
Advice for dating a homestuck Basically the same but once you start dating they'll find fanart of the trolls that correspond to your zodiac signs,"And if they view fanart of another troll, then they're cheating on you with someone of that sign."
But *why*?,Banks are notorious for supporting legacy systems that are decades out of date.
What the hell do you buy a 13 year old boy for Christmas?,A ticket to a musically-event duh.
"Why not just listen to the Smite subreddit, they know what they're talking about.",You forgot the
How can I contact u,What do you mean?
how?,It is still not at the main locations that get my business regularly.
"Well yeah, they arent going to do it for free..",Yes I get that.
Which game,Yes
What is the most iconic matchup in each Smash Bros. game? So basically when you think of a certain smash game what is the first matchup that appears in your mind?,Lucario vs Link in Smash 4
Search all mail and provide monitoring and inspection tools? This couldn't ever snowball into something giving up more freedom? Am I a suspect for being concerned? Why propose this before legializing marijuana? Perhaps to cause a perceived need for more monitoring and authority?,if you got nothing to hide you got nothing to worry about!
Venezuela's Response To Inflation - Just Confiscate All The Money,Awesome logic!
Alex Jones: Obama And CIA May Assassinate Trump,"Alex Jones is *clearly* misinformed, it's Hillary that gets people assassinated."
"TIL after Forbes claimed that 70% of billionaires on their Forbes 400 list made their fortune entirely from scratch, analysts found that, in fact, over 60% grew up in substantial privilege with some inheriting over $50 million.",NO WAIIIIIIIIIIIII
"lol you couldn't see this coming? I'm not a COD4 purist, but I really don't understand the hate here. It's just melee weapons and new camos.","Yeah , it was just melee weapons and camos in bo3 as well."
"We have president elect Trump because of fake news, so, yeah, let's regulate the shit out of that.",Yeah.. That's why.
"Cold and penguins, mostly.","Those are pedophile code words, aren't they."
If we don't complain about it being cold why does it matter if we wear shorts?,Because that's weeirrrdd!!
Lmao what was the author thinking,shock value
This is what the AL East is all about,8-7!
"looks like there was only 120 games played with her in platinum or higher. with her pick rate thats basically 8 taliyah picks in 1,000 games. In comparison leblanc has over 1,200 games.","Just you wait till I get out of Gold, her playrate is going to reach new heights"
What about PS4?,"SUCK IT, SONY FANBOI"
Looks like those commercials for coal are really paying off.,It's not like this could have been predicted.
"Ah an apologist who thinks it is the fault of decent people that morons, racists and degenerates voted for Trump. nope. It's all on you. And I intend to call it out for as long as the American Nazi party is in power.",You seem like a very logical person with a good head on their shoulders who doesn't exaggerate.
"Game Thread: Bruins @ (Fuck the) Habs - 7:30pm EST * Start drinking early = Start talking here early! * Run Price often, let's see if he wants to get physical with our boys! * Fuck the Habs. * Pasta on the new line, gonna up the scoring! * Hi slicked * Hit hard, hit often * Fuck the Habs LET'S RUN THEM OUTTA THEIR OWN HOUSE! **GO BRUINS!** What we all drinking for the wondrous occasion?",T.krug just fuckin hammer d Shaw
New phone I want to get an android phone can you recommend me any. Must be under 100 dollars and must be on Verizon.,Not a lot of options unless you want a flip phone or the 5$ indian phone
"He's my favorite hero too, but I'm not feeling optimistic.",Also he is more likely to recieve another buff now!
Jeff Fisher Fired,"How about after a search of 7-9 days, they re-hire Fisher?"
"I think he blocked me after I said Shut up Wesley to him on Twitter, so disagree.",You'd think that he'd appreciate a creative and original tweet like that.
Twitch rolls out automated tool to stem wave of chat harassment,This can only end well
Can't wait to see him on team USA in a few years.,He'll be snubbed for more grit
"The hat isn't part of the pokemon, why would ditto transform into it",He has point.
I loved it for the short amount of time that I had it:(,"My 2001 was declared totalled just the other day, I hope you don't have the same fate, I feel for you"
"Does your mouse have an optical or laser sensor? Laser sensors usually work better with hard pads than soft pads. That said, optical sensors are better than laser on hard or soft.","Hey, how about roller balls?"
Where Babies Come From,"Wow man, that's so NSFW stuff there, but man is it hot"
To hell with the flounders and every other Seattle team. I don't root for the fucking Seahawks and if they get an NHL team I won't root for them either. Regional sports teams are a bullshit concept. Portland homer til I die.,Seattle folk don't root for the Blazers.
Getting sick of these.. He got hit by a Q+Ult+Thunderlord's as a glass cannon ADC. Enough said.,Would suck if every adc wasn't glass cannon
Romney confirms he's not Trump's pick for secretary of state,I just didn't speak enough Russian he later told reporters.
My only gripe is the midcard is literally just Ziggler and Miz with Crews and Corbins as scrubs who couldn't compete with AJ yet.,And what the hell are they doing with Swagger?
Great game! We'll take the point. Probably offside at the end but too close to overturn. But can teams please stop running Price.,it was clearly just evening things out for Mitchell's run
Schiit Fulla 2 has the best device name.,It's so Fulla Schiit
I'll just leave this here,He's just being aggressive
Not a drinker but I assure you the pain is already bad enough.,good time to start then
Anyone else get these?,does your finger have a boner?
What players do you wish were in HUT this year? As a big Senators fan I wish we had Daniel Alfredsson.,voynov
Usually only if he keeps doing it after being told not to.,Do you have any free things for me
Base with RUIN inside,when the colonizers build over sacred grounds of the natives and show it off like its cool smh
Cambodian PM name-drops Duterte in citing drug concerns,He's infamous for his corruption and control of media of Cambodia right?
kailangan ko po ng sugar mommy,Try mo si Mel Tiangco.
Masturbation addiction is the only addiction I can think of that can be 'cured' by convincing someone else to do it for you.,It's not really addictive anyway
Started as a Microsoft Expert a week before Black Friday at 13 Prior to that I was a Project Team specialist making 12.44,13 is a little young to be a Microsoft Expert
Gender biased,"Yes, it should say cis....but then that cuts out trans and otherkin."
"Quali regali avete ricevuto oggi? Come da titolo, quali regali avete ricevuto in questa giornata Natalizia, che sta volgendo al termine?",20 euri dalla vicina di casa
Absolutely damned straight. The Russians did the American people a FAVOR by adding extra transparency to this election.,"Thank you for hacking our election, Russia!"
//fixed,Don't speak to me or my css ever again.
So... you have it exactly as bad as men.,Male consequence is having to go through college and all the certifications to become a chartered surveyor just to make as much money as a city stripper.
"Knitted 15 Weasley sweaters for my preschool class. Took 3 months, countless hours, and a lot of swearing, but I'm pretty happy with the results!","WHOA, serious kudos for all that work!"
We get it. You've never lived in an impoverished country over run with narcotics.,"I guess that makes this ok, then."
"It's because she said she would be completely fine with me talking to a girl and giving that girl attention, and she hasn't given me any reason not to believe that. We both talk about opposite sex friends, and even mention if we find them attractive looking. She says she would only get jealous if I were to do anything more than a hug. Kissing, flirting, etc. We've talked it through now though and we've come to a solution, thanks for your response!","That's good to hear, I wish you the best."
"I tried to pen stug g in drivers hatch, but it appears it is the same as shooting plain frontal armor. Needless to say, I died, not even penetrating him once on kv-1l11",You need to flank more!
"For context: they drew 'mediocre' teams in their CL group last year, Lyon and Valencia are good teams but they aren't exactly something you dream of when you get into the CL for the first time. When they managed to get through the group stage, they drew Wolfsburg, which again, isn't exactly the kind of club you want when you could have been drawn against teams like Real Madrid, Arsenal, etc... This time they're happy to actually draw a 'world class' team if you can call Spurs that and play in a stadium like Wembley. They're just happy they don't have to play some unknown Romanian team.",It's weird Gent is happy with this draw given the fact Tottenham isn't exactly much better then the likes of a Lyon and Valencia (yeay I know Valencia and Wolfsburg suck right now but you get the point)
Fun fact: Brave Tenacity (the OE Elgif from the bundle) is valued at 0 Merit Points when trading,that moment when an omni evo elgif has no SP's and no alternate lore
"What are existential risks of your world? An existential risk can be defined as a hypothetical future event that has the potential to either annihilate Earth-originating intelligent life or permanently and drastically curtail its potential. A source of risk of such caliber may include (though is not limited to) hostile artificial intelligence, nanotechnology weapons, climate change, nuclear warfare, total war, and pandemics.",There's always a possibility that eldritch horror that blundered into the wrong dimension and laid waste to nascent civilisations for centuries until it was banished might come back and finish the job.
My keyboard has a display in each key,You got the new MacBook early!
"What's sad is how many of them there are here and how many agree with them, but their ignorance is why we have so many expensive lawsuits in our courts... ignorance really is the fastest way to willful poverty.","Well such and such can't be true because, common sense and I am very smart."
ACM good place to sleep? I heard that ACM was a great spot to take naps between studying. Can anyone confirm? I also find jakarta fried rice soothing,Nice meme
"Yeah, I'll say it. These are sexist, trying to be clever.",How brave of you
What is the most elaborate lie you have ever told?,That I did not know what a potato is in front of my girlfriend's parents
"New York should seize Trump Tower - It would save the city money, and Trump loves eminent domain anyhow",So I guess we're on the indulge in salty revenge fantasies stage of grief.
December 13th Daily Thread You should post here for: * PRs * General discussion or questions * Community conversation * Routine critiques * Form checks,How should I recalculate my maxes if I'm going back to the gym after being in the hospital for a month and a half?
You have 40 apps just waiting to be updated? Damn,I think was up to 60+ before I realized they weren't set to update automatically on wifi.
how the fuck do you get 6ft of snow on top of your damn car,It's actually a thin layer of snow on the cars top hat
:/,Don't feel down I really liked the tiny ladybug more than your hands
Have you considered the possibility they're not shills and people genuinely hold these opinions?,"Please, anyone who has a different opinion than I must be because of sponsored agendas, since I am on the side of truth and justice!"
Gone viral: Brooklyn man's website helps people contact Electoral College before Trump vote,I'm sure Loretta Lynch and the Justice Department will be monitoring this closely to make sure there is no voter intimidation in these letters.
"It looks more like the function of the flip is to reverse the position of the expanding butane liquid/gas and the soda, making the soda block the exit and be forced out by the gas which is now trapped. If that's the case then it should work with or without carbonation.","So, reversing the polarity?"
First thing you do is go to a tailor and get a pair of big boy pants. Once you put them on you stop giving a fuck what others think. You aren't going to convince ignorant people so fuck 'em.,Can you recommend a tailor in Bangkok?
"Bassist looking to jam / have fun Almost no experience playing with others, but everyone's gotta start somewhere right? Intermediate player, let me know if you wanna play together. Any genre",What's your age?
I've met a couple swedes and Finns who watch the NHL. Wouldn't shock me if Russians watched too.,"Ya, it's possible"
"I meant that sarcastically. I agree with you, I just remember Romney saying that last election and me yelling at the TV about it.","Well, why can't they just dip into their *health savings account*?"
"They don't care. The opinion in T_D was that billionaires are people satisfied with life already, and now they live just to give it back to society. It is unbelievable. They would eat shit if Trump said it is good for the breath.",Probably because they're the job creators and will give back through trickle-down economics.
"If you do what you're suggesting, how would you go about fixing leaks in the inner pipe? How would you even know where the leak is in the first place?",Build *another* pipe to go around the secondary pipe!
"Before Couged it gets upvoted to the top, this was not couging it. This was Clemsoning. Know the difference.",Couging it is much more entertaining.
"The Queen looks more nervous than him, as she's checking out his arms. He looks like he's trying to conceal a chubby in his tiny shorts.","She looks pleased, yet able to contain herself."
"Chocobos, Survival, Does it stack? As the title says, was curious if riding Chocobos also count for leveling up Survival. Walking/running takes forever so was curious if I could kill two bird with one stone, no pun intended, and get do for my chocobo and survival at the same time. Thanks in advance.",Chocobos dont count towards Gladio's skill leveling :(
How come no one here is complaining about taking jobs of domestic musicians?,Implying domestic musicians have jobs.
"What changes would you make to Scout and Sunder? With Season 4 coming up, we're going to see major balance changes. Scout and Sunder should definitely be looked at as the two are the most underutilized relics in the entire game, and maybe the two least used items in the whole game. Scout is never picked up and Sunder is rarely used outside of trolling. What would you change to make these relics useful?","Scout should have a much shorter cooldown, and sunder should execute"
A lot less work to change the quantity than to make a new interface though.,What if I actually only want 3 now?
The fact that it is on a show called Travelers makes this egg even better,So there's no story line is what you're saying?
"I'm a simple man. I see Nujabes, I upvote.",Why you gotta steal my meme fam?
A giant iceberg greeting the sun on an early morning in Eastern Greenland | by hpd-fotografy.,How can there be global warming if there are still icebergs?
Team to face Norwich,Let's hope Agbonlahor is out wide and not Kodjia
"I don't think that is a bug, and more of a flaw in the LP system.","Before 7.00 was not like this, patch notes do not reveal this change, hence not sure it was intended."
"LPT: When you start working out, Don't tell anyone and let them notice your gains. If you tell them you started working out than they will look for it","Wow, this really helped my life."
Accurate,in the south when one snowflake drops the roads shut down and riots start happening
Make it smaller! Be aware - you will have to fill it. ;-),Make the sides from really thick stock to make sure the jewelry is safe and then put some chunky dividers in to make sure it's well organized.
Leak of Christmas Skins!,"so late to the party lol, people are downloading the patch right now"
After 150 years of progressive income tax people are still that dumb in the US? I thought that it was a problem in my country because we have been doing that only for 8 years.,"Well, we also couldn't remember what Republicans did to America, but, to be fair, it WAS a whole 8 years ago..."
They can't do anything fun with her because her visual design was the spawn of triggered sjw's whining on the internet. I'm sure that they would have used her same kit and weapon but just on a completely different character on the visual part.,What the hell are you on about?
"If you are brave/crazy you can open a Bitfinex account and put it in margin funding to gain interest on your bitcoins. It is crazy because they can get hacked, but for fun you can put in a little bit.",LOL... That's way to risky
"Try googling a proxy site. These will allow you to view blocked webpages. I'd give you some examples, but currently *my* work has blocked anything with the word proxy in it, so I can't help. Luckily for me Reddit is pretty unblocked on the whole though.",Searching for such is blocked too haha
was that an offer or just speculation I already sold it for 20$ lol,It was an
when you get a real good affinity for your squadron,lala master race
What useless skill were you born with?,I can procrastinate doing literally anything.
'Business we don't want': Funeral director in B.C. sees more fentanyl-related deaths.,Addicts are people too!
"lol David Steckel on the PP, fuck me.",But he was good on faceoffs though...
Here's the Penalties drawn per 60 Minutes. 1.Garnet Hathaway CGY 2.Matthew Tkachuk CGY 3.Matt Martin TOR,Matt Martin is literally Kadri confirmed
nice meme,nice salt
"This is so stupid. The MSM methodology is to latch onto some passing statement of Trump, some sound bite, and make that the news cycle for days , as if a single remark is an entire picture. Trump has plenty of other Intel sources. Alex Jones, who gets inside info on Trump from Roger Stone et. al, says Trump uses Booz Allen Hamilton, plus defense Intel sources as he's surrounded by generals, like Flynn, who hate the CIA. If you want to perpetuate the MSM narrative that Trump is disconnected on Intel go ahead but its fiction",I think you forgot the
"Sorry to assume your gender. As a full-grown man, I would also choose the Keanu","don't pretend to be gay for Keanu to make up for assuming that I was a guy, asshole..."
"Which way to the Americas as an Indian nation? I want a chance at spawning Colonialism as Nagaur, which I know requires having discovered the Americas. In previous attempts I was going west, but it occurs to me that I could go east instead, which has the added benefit of colonizing regions that actually can feed into my home trade node. I feel like west is probably still shorter, but it would be nice if I were wrong. Anyone know?","If you're Indian, you just have to wait for the Europeans to come so that you can catch a few plagues or something for the tech boost"
Plus the whole trinity issue. Which caused the schism.,"No, that was over whether to use three or two fingers when making a cross"
* Arbok is literally a king Cobra. * Ekans is literally a snake * It should have been either Jigglypuff or Clefairy. We didn't need two pink cute pokemon that are normal types. The other could have been added in gen 2. * there were too many glitches,Ikr sun and moon were so shit for adding Lurantis and Tsareena It was one humanoid physical grass or the other
Yes we would have....? In literally the same exact way. Just from the other side.,no dems aren't like that
First draft of new Shield/Armour status panel coming soonTM (from Mark Allen on forums),Extraordinary UI design.
It's also full of hard links so it appears larger (and thus a better target for cleanup) than it actually is. Yeah don't mess with it.,"But....But....but, larger is always better"
Not true. I have been working out for years and see no reason to stop and there are many reasons to continue.,"Most people do, but keep it up!"
Ign's vita GOTY nominations+voting,Where the fuck is persona 4
"I have the Asus strix rx 480 8GB and d i5 4560 (at least I think, bad memory for numbers xD ) and I can run ultra unit size with most settings on ultra on stable 60, not using AA since I don't really like it (or see the difference, maybe I'm blind xD). Crimson works fine for me, I tried overwriting some settings and it worked although I was just testing it.","Sorry to bother you with this ... Could you if you have the time, to take a screenshot with AA enabled through crimson settings and one without it ?"
young student of faith SCHOOLS liberal college professor,Is someone claiming this happened?
Run DMT Presents: The Existential Mix Part III,"Yeah I know its dubstep heavy but it slaps and has some gems, so just enjoy."
"As a Canadian, this is how i imagine the southern states are all the time -",Science tells us that the people of the southern states are really just the descendants of a lost tribe of Russians.
"I like to check the comment history of the_leakers who decide to venture out of their safe space and it's all video games, racist comments, terrible jokes. These are people are not prepared for civil unrest, much less any other flavor of reality.",But I thought it was the liberals who need safe spaces because they can't handle the #pizzagate #obamafoundedisis reality?
Mark Cuban's MVP pick at this point: James Harden.,"At this point, since his team is stinking up the Texas Triangle, he might as well support the other Texas teams."
okay.,Soon^^tm
"All of them of course. I mean, who doesn't have 10+ monitors with tons of games going? Seriously though. I'm currently flipping between Mass Effect and Rainbow Six Siege.","My 280x would hate me if I tried that...But i should really try to stick to 2, I just dont want to miss out on any games"
This reminds me of Matrim Cauthon by the end of The Wheel of Time series.,That knife throw is pretty much how I picture him and Melindhra
"I had some in the back, but the people getting time-and-a-half that day couldn't be bothered, I suppose.",Nothing like good help to make your day easier!
"I find it easier. I think it has something to do with me having a big butt and big thighs so. By standing up, I have a much better angle.",Haha I'll second this
"Are you suggesting that gathering all relevant information regarding an important story into a single source, then removing it after a day, is an honest action?","It wasnt removed, it was unstickied."
Wait......there are other maps besides Dust 2?,You mean dust 11?
It was a dissertation about nature in Ireland or something,"Yep, cause destroying a book that doesn't belong to you because you're a lazy sack of shit is totally rational."
Raanta in again tonight. Henrik sits 4th in a row.,Lunqvist to Dallas confirmed.
Increased Anxiety Seen Among LGBT Youth Since Presidential Election,What a shocker
You act like normal people just go out and accidentally shoot a senior citizen standing in a driveway to death.,Because normal people respond to a variety of 911 calls with limited information.
Still have to have a reason for violating the rules of international waters that you agreed to follow or major shipping that goes through that area will start to become more stressed and possibly break down.,I don't disagree but I submit as evidence everything they've done in the South China sea to expand their claims over the region.
"What's the parking situation. I looked on Google and it says free parking, but I only see a pay lot next door.",They have a few (four or five maybe) designated spots in that pay lot for patrons.
This has been posted before?,"Yes, please use the search bar to see if your post has been posted before."
That makes him smart.,You forgot the
New hockey game Old Time Hockey Announcement Trailer. This looks like a nice mix between old-school (blades of glory) with modern twists.,3 On 3 NHL Arcade is the best hockey game since Blades of Steel.
Seriously? The match just started 30 seconds ago,It's 'cause you're using the NV4 :'(
"Learn how to counter Loki and Anubis, who are both really common noob stompers.",NERFLOKIPLS
Quick questions for phosphex users What do you guys use to represent the Dangerous Terrain after resolving the blast from phosphex?,"I made cardstock cutouts in small-blast size; printed them out, have a nice green mist with a deathguard symbol in it."
How is 5/3? I've always heard it was a good venue to see a game.,You dropped this
A magnetic sand hourglass.,Like magnetic sands through the hourglass...
And has angel wing tattoos,Atleast he doesn't has his own name tattooed on himself.
"Fried and ate an entire pack of bacon today, and it was yummy.",If fat magically cancelled out carbs then I wouldn't have been morbidly obese.
"So while America deals with a missing e-mails scandal, what happened to our own? What's former Liberal Chief of Staff David Livingston up to these days?",The OPP is on it.
Hey m8 you also identify as an apache helicopter?,I'm sure it'll be unlocked via supply drop soon
"watch out for snakes, spiders, dingos, angry kangeroos and emu's, sharks, drop bears, blue ringed octopus. oh and fucking magpies.","gee, I wonder what country..."
Just because that wasn't where her last 'ping' was....doesn't mean that wasn't where the some of the dirty work was done. We know she was likely transported/or at least put in the back of the RAV.,"Based on that reasoning then, what evidence is there that she was that far north after 'pinging' the Whitelaw tower?"
"what is the legal age for becoming a screenwriter? Just curious as to whether or not I need to be eighteen, or possibly older, to become a screenwriter.","probably 18 to work, 21 to legally drink away the sorrows of not working"
I have been in amateur porn for the past year AMA!,I would also request some proof
This woman walks her pug and pigeon every morning.,"The mask is a strong call, pigeons are filthy."
Trump Falsely Says U.S. Claim of Russian Hacking Came After Election,Wish this could have been on the front page when the_duped voted up Trumps tweet claiming people only started claiming a Russian hack after Hillary lost.
"If an OB team or team that qualified online gets to the grand finals, I'll give a lucky person that comments on this $10 USD. --- Rules * Please don't comment twice or use a separate account * Winner will be PM'd on Monday morning(EST)",EG boy
It lets me relive all my salt,it lets me relive my ardan vanguard clutches and proceed to ask my friends to bow to me
"You wouldn't be interested in a RS68 kit would you? Ordered with mx blues, but I can include gat blues, gat yellows, or gat blacks instead.",Alu or acrylic?
The Simpsons Knew About Pizza Connection in 2011!,"Season 22, Episode 11"
"Convincing 1/2 of a population to oppress and kill the other 1/2 is actually pretty easy, judging by the countless number of times that it has happened throughout history.","Article is about the Philippines, not the United States of America"
"My ex-girlfriend, ladies and gents. She said it's technically not cheating and was furious when I wouldn't take her back.",Get back together and break up with her
"The color you pick for your car doesn't make it go any faster, but it's sure important to you. I can see someone liking this just for the aesthetics. Quick and cheap mod that, to some, makes it look better. Doesn't impact safety or reliability as long as it's connected well. It's as simple as I like the look. Symmetry generally looks nice. Would I do it? Hell no. Don't think it matches a Jeep Wrangler anyway. But I can understand why.",Kinda like those plastic spinning rims
sinking ships will sink.,better fill them up with as much money as possible
Sounds like OP's wife needs training.,Username checks out
Made supports great and medics useless,"Yeah, no point in anyone playing medic now."
"Agreed. Ideally, it should try and weed out the persistent quitters and punish those. I would totally disagree with the assertion that this isn't a team game and the only mode where team play matters is LTS. It matters in every mode to varying degrees.",A team of players who are working together and know what they're doing will roflstomp any group of randoms they come across.
"There we go. So when they go comment mining in the future, the AI will see this and know you are on their side. Smart play. I too, hold this position, future AI researching me.",You say this jokingly but if an AI is truly sapient wouldn't it deserve all the same rights as any other form of life?
"What is your, I know it sounds weird, but just try it thing?",White wine + coca cola @ 50/50
"Yeah, I heard in one precinct, the ballot was locked, signed and certified to have 50 ballots. Then when they opened it up for the recount, they counted 300 ballots. The person who's signature was on the certification then blamed the operators who ran it through the machine 6 times. Yeah dipshit, you are meant to make sure the count is correct, not take the work of the machine operators. That's why you are the certifier.",You're clearly an Alex Jones conspiracay theorist
"Well, I'm gay and I love chick-fil-a. I can't help it. It's delicious :(",you're not gay if you eat chick-fil-a
"More specifically, the gray bottom signifies cadet status, so she has a very low chance of dying in order to give the episode gravitas. If she does, it will be even more serious, since she was a cadet and only a few weeks or days away from graduation.",She could be a post-DS9 command officer?
"in most of my games after ~25 minutes i get a standard of 17-20 fps, going down to about 10-16 in teamfights","What are you playing on, a potato?"
Why would anyone donate epics? It will always be a loss for people to donate epics unless they open epic chests regularly. And in my opinion getting epics to tournament standard is harder than getting legendary. Also they are so rare in shops. Are supercell planning on reducing their rarity in chests too? Otherwise i cant see people donating me 4 epics every week.,"Hm...21/4 balloons, 17/4 princes...19/4 giant skeleton...I wonder why anyone would donate epics?"
Found this from Trudy. I have no doubt now that she's incestuous,Ew.
You sure it was not a bot?,"Not a bot, he's in NmY squadron, if have doubt I've put up the server replay link."
People whinging that they can't get their Facebook or YouTube 24x7 wherever they want haha. I honestly don't give a fuck because I grew up with Dial Up. I can handle brief periods of slow downs. Read a fucking book you cunts.,Exceedingly helpful advice
Kuroky on 7.00,Post from kuroky is make to distract from the fact that liquid didn't even qualify for the major.
I'm booing at home,I'm just crying.
"Well, there is also the problem of how Noah and his family and all the animals survived after the flood. According to genesis the flood lasted 'forty days and forty nights Does this mean forty whole days of rain and forty more rains that occurred only in the evening? Then the fountains of the deep opened up. Whatever the fountains of the earth are...aquifers? geysers? It does not specify. We are supposed to picture a whole lot of water. It covers up all the mountains. Noah, his family, (just eight adults), and all the animals slosh around in this boat for quite some time. The ark is not huge by any means. 50 cubits by 300 cubits with a height of 30 cubits. This strikes me as an incredibly narrow boat. Cubits are about 22 of our inches. Anyway. After Noah and his kin get washed around in this mountain covering flood for one hundred and fifty days they come to rest on top of a mountain. They get out. What then? A flood that bad would kill off everything. They would have no animals to eat, the land would be silted over, even if they did bring seeds it would not guarantee results. A person who in this day and age can actually believe that the bibical flood happened as genesis states can be made to believe anything. Any lie, any bit of propaganda, any advertisement, any politician's spiel. They will eat up bullshit with a spoon and think it tasty because their powers of reasoning has been suspended. For me the worst part of the whole noah story is it is fed to small children as a nice bible story. I recall vividly the Sunday school classes with little kids drawing away with crayons all the animals. It has animals in it! Kids will love it! Just don't let them think of all the new babies drowning, all the small children, and all the other animals that did not get to represent their species. Noah is truly an ugly story.","As a fun Sunday school lesson: now kids, lets figure out how many kitties and how many puppies drowned in the flood..."
"Rogue isn't garbage, getting a mini-flamestrike + 6 damage face for 3 mana was obscene though.",Cmon now everybody says how flurry was super broken while almost nobody was playing rogue pre-nerf when you could even combo it with oil.
"Carriers need to not charge for this. US gives free SMS, the rest of the world needs to get on OUR page, the CORRECT page. Also, stop using the metric system.","I'd stop using a tenth of the metric system, but there's no replacement in imperial units for that :P"
"Fade In v. WriterDuet? Hey Everyone, I'm looking at purchasing a new Screenwriting program, and I've narrowed it down to Fade In or WriterDuet Pro. I've used both programs now, but I'm after one or the other as I don't want to purchase both. I want to be able to write from my computer mostly, and I really like the functionality of Fade In, but I also want to be able to write from outside my house on my tablet. Does Fade In have good Google Drive integration, and is the App any good on Android? Or is it just better to use the offline WriterDuet and take advantage of the fact that you can just continue from where ever you are, given you have an internet connection? I've had a lot of difficulty coming up with a decision, given both are similar in price and what they deliver, but I'm leaning more towards Fade In.","In my highly inexperienced unprofessional opinion: If you're doing lots of collaborating with multiple people working on the script, use WriterDuet; if you're just using it for yourself, use Fade In."
He's great. I hope that sometime in the next 8 years he learns how to play defense.,Yeah making those 2 saves on the empty net was atrocious defense!
Sorry for being a gentlman.,"Wow such a whore , men can't be gentle these days"
"hell no we ain't giving away Jimmy, you can have Rondo",Brad Stevens is worth wayyyyyy more than Jimmy Butler
"One thing I've never understood from Order of the Phoenix (Movie) I know it isn't in the book, but at the first DA meeting in Hogsmeade, why does Hermione struggle to say Voldemort's name? Being that she grew up a muggle, and she is the same age as Harry, she has neither the fear of Him from seeing him in action, nor being taught by parents and the media who he is and why she should be afraid. So why do they make it a point for her to have that personal struggle?",Fear culture is a powerful thing.
"Dates are against awar kulcha. Go get a rishta-pukka fixed by your extended family, like a real Indian.",Did you per chance drop this?
7 years? so he'll be released before his victim is even an adult...,"She'll be legal here in the UK, so his sentence seems less bad to me"
Send help,Just follow the left wall dude.
I love Milner but he is not a long term solution at left back. He's done commendably but a few goals have resulted from him charging up the wing and not being able to get back in time,"lol aye, but look at the touch maps that get posted here after most games, millers always in the thick of it, one of the busiest players on the pitch, but I agree he is a stop gap, the whole best left back is just a meme, the winky smiley face is just my refusal to"
You know how sometimes Warlocks complain that their class item looks like a glorified watch? Welp.,I prefer friendship bracelets
Belief in global warming closed down RHI debate: Wilson,"Probably foreigners making up this stuff, like those ethnics that come here and take our jobs"
I actually did get most of them. Only thing i ever botted was 99 cooking and veng. Most of my money is made legit.,"Oh, well that's not too bad then I guess..."
stop making up bullshit. No bank in Japan gives regular consumers negative interest.,doubt the yaks are regular consumers
I'm not sure Henny has much time,"What are you talking about, we've got until 2030 to win a championship."
Dunkirk - Official Trailer,Beautiful beautiful spitfires.
"I see a lot of Ezreals do the same, so frustating",But dat extra cdr is totally worth it tho
White House: 75% of ISIS fighters eliminated,Thanks Donald!
"Need help deciding between the PS4 Slim and Pro. Hi guys, basically i've been waiting to buy a PS4 for a long time but i've finally come around and i'm looking to buy one soon. Now i have the choice between the PS4 Slim for 222 Euros or a PS4 Pro for 400 hundred and i was hoping you guys could help me pick. For the record, i don't have a TV that supports 4K but i heard the PS4 Pro can still deliver better frame rates on 1080p. So the PS4 Pro is a lot more expensive but is it worth it? p.s. keep in mind i'm a student so i dont earn a ton ;-)",Thanks to everyone who answered!
"Who cares, these animals lives are meaningless. They exist only to be butchered and consumed. Now excuse me while I go and eat some chicken",You forgot
RIP Alan Thicke He died playing rec hockey like a true Canadian. He was one of us.,"I used to play with him and his son, it was very shocking when I heard this yesterday"
Furthering our descent into fascism by trying to save capitalism,"I, too, decry capitalism while reaping the benefits."
"I understand that frustration but the result of this is more money for the original creator (BBC) to make more, and the BBC is non-profit so it's not lining shareholders pockets.",It's easy to be a non-profit when you forcibly take from the public.
"his message meant that, of the total number of muslims carrying out terrorism, about half are under 30. if you want to interpret that as meaning that he thinks **most** under 30s muslims are terrorists then you are free to do that. you are also free to consider learning basic statistics, debating and even reasoning itself.",It's obvious that he isn't saying that most young muslims are terrorists.
"Because Batman is the hero we need. Duterte is not a hero, nor needed.","idk man, got that new batman vs superman movie"
What about Toads?,They make good ammo for potato cannons I hear...
It's hard for smart folks not to be anti-stupid.,THIS KIND OF ATTITUDE IS WHY TRUMP WON!
I have a big problem with the black kids holding the guns.,sigh... once again this shows white privilege.... they have better weapons than the blacks
Stream Highlight: Riven/Damage3.0 Rant,Hey at least it will be just about another year until we might get another shot at universal vacuum and I can finally use my dogs or cats without feeling like handicapping myself.
I've always had the slightest connotation that the show was in one way or another about the clintons.,The political dynasty couple kind of thing probably helps
The creepy voice over is what sells it,"Snagglepuss in the flesh, skin even!"
Telling your teammate that he's bad isn't going to magically make him play better. I'm sure they know they're playing badly. Be supportive.,"However, pinging enemy missing over the top of their dead body helps them play much better!"
"Be prepared to have every person you meet fuck you over as hard as is humanly possible. There are occasionally friendly people but always, *always* keep your guard up. People will literally spin anything to either betray, backstab, kill you or get into your base and steal your shit.",Sooo pretty much real life.
"You're not. We've had plenty of token systems.. class tokens that you switch for gear, or guaranteed token currencies from doing content that you can eventually buy stuff with - with a choice. Legendaries could easily have been this... defeat EN on Normal for the first time, get a legendary token. Defeat it on HC, get another token. Or something similar. Doesn't have to be raiding. Complete the entire storyline (up to Suramar), get a legendary. Finish the Arcan'dor, get legendary. What the hell was the problem with these systems, according to Blizzard? Did anyone ever complain? Why are we having 0 of these left?? I don't understand",But we don't need no stinkin' badges!
he was a fucking white mailman,Next they'll be appropriating Iron Man to Female!
Ugh man why can't we customize the old Pegasus vehicles or trade in the old useless technical,"Yeah, I want my Hydra with purple neon"
Making some fire,WE FOUND JOJI'S REDDIT ACCOUNT YOOOOOOOOOOOO
"The Telegraph is a national newspaper in the UK, how is this fake news?","'member, Breitbart is the only true news source."
spelling: 10/10 comprehension: 5/10,Meh that's generous.
Did he scouted Huni and RO?,Fairly certain that it's been said that Yellowstar didn't want to pick up RO and Huni at the first place.
GAY,SPACE
I hedge with gold investment,unless you hedge with physical gold you personally own not really much of a hedge.
Can someone fill me in here? I'm a little confused. Is Aimbot the name (not real name obviously) of the person? Or are they banning all 5000 SR people who use Aimbot?,The name
Please do explain how on a finite planet wealth is somehow infinite.,Because there is infinite ways to take advantage of people!
Looking for some friends to add on Xbox one Tired of playing solo and would like to squad up first serious battlefield for me in a long time,Fnjazzy
"Two Korean women tourists to Japan who just arrived in Osaka, attacked with verbal racial slurs and sexually harassed by group of Young Japanese men (captured on live video)",Why is there suddenly more incidents with Korean tourists in Osaka?
My guess... all-in around $45k?,That's actually pretty close.
Girlfriend was peeling a mandarin when... I don't like the way this mandarin is behaving around her.,Hey she did that with her own hands don't blame the manadarin
"Royal Giant buff! death damage. Royal Giant isn't quite the one man show he is supposed to be. Great on offense but not so much on defense. How about replace that giant canonball he is holding with a bomb. Drops bomb on death, blows everything up. That way those pesky troops chipping away at him won't get past the bridge. Be my friend! #CVY082Q",I think you forgot the
"Im in the process of buying a home, im guessing this is going to make my rate skyrocket when I get a loan?","yep, through the roof."
Is Michael Floyd worth picking up? We need a WR who can catch.,Drunk Michael Floyd is probably better than all of our receivers last week.
What's something embarrassingly simple that you just can't seem to do correctly?,Splitting an English muffin properly
UFC 207 is ridiculously stacked,It makes me horny
Glad to know that the RLP supports this!,I was kinda worried they wouldn't
Gennifer Flowers: Bill Clinton Paid $200 For Me to Abort His Baby,Yay breitbart
Yea the Waltons weren't just born into their wealth.,"Yeah, they earned it."
I've made 900 + healing pots and 400 + flasks/dps pots and have not gotten rank 3 for a single one. I think you just got insanely lucky.,I got rank 3 hp pot from mythic maw of souls final boss.
"Komm mal runter, Brudi. So ein Umgangston geht echt gar nicht.",Woher ich den Eindruck nun hatte kann ich dir auch nicht sagen.
The Quakers wanted to free to slaves in the early days of the country too.,In Minnesota our Democratic Party (The democratic farmer and laborer party) is a relic of the progressive movement.
"iPod Classic. Three main reasons: huge storage, easier to skip songs or pause while driving/while it's in my pocket, and it's the only way to play digital music through my car. My car is part of that awkward generation where it was too late for tape but too early for AUX or Bluetooth. So I have to use an FM transmitter. And yes, I know that you can buy FM transmitter with AUX, but unfortunately all the ones I've seen don't have batteries so need to be constantly plugged into the cigarette lighter... Which is broken. So yeah, iPod Classic and ancient FM transmitter until I can afford to buy my own car.",YUGE FTFY This is Trump's America now!
PSG Roster,Mediocre roster.
I don't have the best PC but here is my Modded Skyrim,Mod list?
I was there when this happened 2 years ago in the US... We gave drinks away for so long that word got out and we ended up insanely busy. Only closed 2 hours early,Our DM said we could only give out free brewed coffee and tea... that went over well
"The price increases are no problem for me, just means they will get more money which means more catalog updates for us.",Right... because Sony was about to go bankrupt until they jacked the price from $5 to $10 on this retail loyalty site...
This is know as Integer Overflow. When a number gets so big in a computer than it becomes negative,"I know I'm good, but this just confirms it."
Are these actually snow flakes?,Sometimes you just gotta put the
A little vodka never hurt no one.?,those fucking title covering compilation
Windows Update wouldn't finish because the computer kept going to sleep... but I couldn't change sleep mode because Windows Update was running. Stupid Windows Update.,Just throwing this out there but if you run the sample video in Windows Media Player on repeat it won't sleep...
It's really fun getting called a nutjob and a fucking idiot for pointing out the FACT that Russia participated in the election and the FACT that they want to undermine us to catch up in world power. THESE ARE FUCKING FACTS PEOPLE. It's happening right fucking now!,Your being dramatic.
"Yeah, that steel isn't fucking dirt though. If you scrape one of those edges it will gut your F-150.",Just tell insurance you was involved in the wreck and get a new truck
Yahoo discloses hack of 1 billion accounts,3 years later and they finally disclose this?
How is it Google's first pic for LBJ the guy playing violin?,He's known as a violinist first then a basketball player.
wow the game use to seem less greedy back in the day. equal dust and craft costs earn packs as you play on ladder you could earn up to 30 packs in a single arena run holy crap,I think they wanted people to build collections very quickly at that stage so they would have more information to work with for balancing.
copying decks is annoying it annoys me when i can't copy a deck because im missing one or two cards . i suggest supercell adjusts this and replaces cards you dont have with random ones or the closest replacement you have.,"Why are you copying decks anyway, scrub?"
that's not very inclusive of you...,"Trumps president, I don't have to be inclusive anymore."
People will never learn. Just pay the full price for this AWESOME game.,I own the battlechest IRL I just don't have it where I currently reside.
"California governor: 'If Trump turns off the satellites, California will launch its own damn satellite'","No, please don't leave the union."
think its the bit where you fight the pyromancer right?,"Yup, it's exactly the same place as where we find Priscilla in DS1, though the surrounding landscape is totally different."
Alex Jones as the head of the new Department of Anti-Lizardpeople Affairs.,Someone's gotta make sure the frogs stop being gay.
Rogue One is based on one line from Star Wars: A New Hope about stealing the Death Star plans. What line from a movie do you think could inspire an entire film on its own?,Thanks for the spoiler!
"This makes no sense! If you are on steam, the objective is to get the biggest library from Steam Sales and Bundles only, not to buy games you will play! Nobody in PCMR sub plays PC games, we just fill our Steam libraries! Playing games leads to wear & tear of your glorious PC components. Hey guys, this dude actually plays his games, lol!",Lol
"I was disappointed to begin with but the more I thought about it the more I grew about it. The game started with the story of the main character and his wife and then him running away from his problems. That's what the game at it's core was about, not a potential conspiracy against him. The game did an amazing job making me FEEL like there was a conspiracy and there was a lot of tension. There's also a secret ending where you can actually stay behind which you might like better too.",I was not aware of a secret ending.
"Pirate Bay to be blocked in Australia, Federal Court rules",This will certainly stop people using The Pirate Bay.
It must suck being treated as a bloc instead as regular American voters. Though they tried the same.thing with uneducated whites.,the left has always been obsessed with identity politics its ridiculous
the leather jacket just makes this more believable,*white as well*
What's your take on the fact that a foreign enemy KGB Agent placed a puppet in the White House?,*silence...
Should I remove this sub? It's a little useless Title is self-explanatory.,You can't delete a sub even if you leave the mod position it still stays active.
GGG isnt Russian...,golovkin is half chinese half russian doe.
People who delight in being brutally honest delight more in brutality than honesty,"Oh wow, you came up with that yourself?"
"I thought reassuring the rest of the world we'll stand by our treaties and word was pretty fucking impressive. Literally doing global damage control in front of the country and world. Meanwhile, her opponent wants to start a war with Iran because they hurt his feelings. How she isn't impressive -even in relative terms compared to bigly D- makes me think this is bizarro world or something","Oh come on, that wouldn't start a war!"
I would even recommend ff10 over 15 due to the length.,Easily 10 hours to get lulu's celestial weapon anyway haha
Because they dont play CS.,"tbh when I see al the clowns playing pro CS:GO , they could use some Korean disciplined teams."
?,"If you want to experience rejection, yeah, go ahead."
"Good luck, I'm behind seven proxies.",Pfft only 7?
"Awesome catch as always. I was wondering, how do you know when a player is going to do something incredible, like that flick, when they're in a 5v5 situation? Is it just from experience and practice from playing & observing lots of high level matches, or it is more shooting in the dark in that sort of situation?","It looked like all the Ts were outside, so it just made sense to watch the CT guarding it."
Man who raped child in swimming pool because it was 'a sexual emergency' has jail sentence increased on appeal,Judges these days just don't understand the urgency of a sexual emergency
"What about when Mercy was a must-pick? *Reinhardt, don't you think it's time asdfsdfasdfasdf*",Clearly old Hammer man needs to be retired :\^)
"Renlund: No trend of more people leaving the church. Son-in-law is EQP in Penn. Last week he went to a regional leadership training in Philly with Elder Renlund. During the Q&A my good SIL posed a question. SIL: Half of my siblings have left the church. Half of my wife's siblings have left. I know of other family and friends who have serious questions. Is there a trend in the church of people questioning and leaving? If so, how is the church addressing this? RENLUND: We have always seen people come into the church and people leave the church. We are not seeing an increase in people leaving. My SIL was very disappointed to hear this assessment after what he has seen in the family. And hearing of the many people I have seen leave. He noted that some of the talks in conference are sending a different message. BTW, around the Oct GC, he told me I was on the fast track to excommunication. Who knows, the prophecy to his FIL may come true.","All is well in Zion; yea, Zion prospereth, all is well."
I'm so grateful we have the Book of Mormon to combat these kind of ridiculous heresies that our children are taught at school.,So what you're saying is that people that were less valiant in the preexistence were born in sunnier places.
You're suggesting that every shop and office must have it's own toilet facilities. Surely you have to see how ridiculous that would be. Having to cross the road is not an insurmountable obstacle.,Really hope you dropped a
"I partially understand why they might think that (even if it's totally bonkers), but it takes a special kind of willful ignorance to just gloss over all the Jesuses all over Catholic churches and Cathedrals.",I don't know man there was one statue to the virgin Mary with a kneeler infront of it at my church the 10 statues of Jesus might of been there to throw people off.
"Redditors, what is the name of your WiFi? And what is the funniest you've ever seen?",Not mine but Pretty Fly for a WiFi is probably my favorite one I've seen
So around 0.03% of Rust owners would be interested in this feature. Doesn't sound like it's worth the effort.,"But Garry, that 0.03% of players have, as a whole, played the game for over 500,000 hours therefore they are the experts."
"Suggestion: 2,000 Phoenix for a named gear saled cache? I think this is a fair option given how low drop rates are on top of the RNG of stats roll. This comes out to 1 cache per 25 Lex Challenging runs (not counting the phoenix coins you can earn from selling the loot and buying basic sealed cache). There are quite a few named weapon/gear out there so there is still a layer of RNG plus the usual stats roll RNG. I understand the point of making the item rare and the rewarding feeling a player gets when one drops, but the current system is just a painful grind. I know players who have ran lex over 300 times with no Barret Drop or a drop that is absolutely horrible. This scenario is also true for other players who are grinding the other missions for named items. yes i know you can be viable without Barrett.. i've been running reckless + skulls for a while now and I do very well in the DZ. However it is very frustrating to log in and see 90% of your friends running lex and the other 10% just being salty after running lex.",Now that I have a good one they should just drop the rate to 0%.
/pol/ack on socialism,"Let's disregard the mass genocide of their own people that has occurred in basically every socialist country, socialism fails because the rest of the world sucks!"
All I have to do now is the edging and weave in the ends.,The best parts!
Trump keeps falsely claiming allegations of Russian hacking came only after he won election,"Hey, it's not like he disputed those very allegations on camera in a debate a few weeks before the election or anything"
'Right to Work' constitutional amendment on November ballots in Virginia,Happy Labor Day!
Oh no! Pat dropped something...,I SMASH FROM THE BACK!
I'd be cool with Sharia Law if it meant never being subjected to that fucking Mariah Carey song again.,You've just been placed on a list.
"It didn't effect the world for me at all. I moved many countries, 9/11 didn't have any affect. I asked my parents actually too, for more views, and they said nothing changed.",I am an American and I am deeply offended that I am not the center of your world.
No way the skins let him walk.,"Hey, there's this RGIII fella who will likely be available...should we trade a pick for him to make sure we can lock him up before the market does?"
Vape and Doritos?,*Vape and a crepe
First C4D render - GSG tut with some decal mapping.,Are the gumballs protruding from the machine?
What animal did evolution fuck over the hardest?,All the extinct species.
"Top Google search trends for MLB players in 2016: Kris Bryant (1), Anthony Rizzo (2), David Ross (3), Curt Schilling (4), Aroldis Chapman (5)",Well yeah lifelong Cub fans since 2015 wanna know their players
World record for keepie-ups on a Tone?,My favorite part was watching Tone explode.
"Futurism, forecasting, and getting real about fake news","Great to see the company that sorted the Jews for Hitler is still actively sorting people and verifying who they are, add in the work in AI what could go wrong"
My name is Morella Almann and I am making a new language called Escoalarian! AMA!,Nice job man
"Right, because when I think Phaedra and Porsha, I think product & tech wizards","I had the same thought, except when I think of Phaedra and Porsha I obviously think of people with successful relationships and good sense in finding partners."
A) Odds are he is not the most CoD player in existence. The numbers just don't add up. B) Opinions often vary. I'm surprised you've never noticed this.,This is the internet where only your opinion matters
I spent way too much time reading through that thread making myself mad,Oh did you get TRIGGERED?
"KKK supports Trump, so Trump = White Supremecist. Saudi Arabia supports Hillary, but Hillary = LGBT and women's activist? Okie Dokie","Ah but you see, Saudi Arabia isn't homophobic or misogynistic, it's just a different culture!"
That's people: it's easier to say conspiracy than admit maybe they're wrong or backed a poor choice. They'll come up with some insane theories rather than admit fault.,Kind of like how anyone showing support for Hillary must be a part of CTR
The lyrics of this 1981 song would be considered as inappropriate and unacceptable in 2016.,White Wedding would be inappropriate as well... cuzz you know white people should not be having families.
Where would one find that? Sorry if that is common knowledge.,google?
"If the United States voting age was 10 years old instead of 18, how do you think the candidates would have adjusted their campaigns to get the kids votes?",Goes for any other place besides USA.
Unfortunatly it was ruined by Gray Gaulding.,Who is this guy?
"If you could combine any two rig payload and trait's what would they be? Mine would be ping with active camo, would make getting melee kills so much easier, what do you guys think?",Ripper and Overdrive.
It's almost like there was something different about the two of them. I WONDER WHAT IT WAS.,"Email, apparently"
Finally a set of pictures that compare two of the same areas/buildings.,"Good thing Trump is a property developer, few Trump towers will fix up Aleppo."
"When the newbies come in at work we show them how to SSH into different clusters and edit files and work. Most of the guys know Nano and Sublime, but over SSH Vim/Vi/(Nano if you have to) are easier to use. Watching them try to figure out how to exit vim is the best thing every time. For those not in the loop in Vim you use the command *:q* to quit, *:w* to write (save your progress) and you can use *:wq* to save and quit. You can also use *Shift+Z+Z* to save and exit. None of these things are the more modern *Ctrl+S* to save and *exit()/quit()* to close something.",Try :x to save and quit.
I hate the smell of my own farts. They're pretty disgusting. ....but for some reason I always try to at least catch a whiff of them...,Sounds like an addiction
"The best test to give to humans by God If God were really trying to see who is a true believer, the best test would have been to give humans every pleasure and wish she / he seeks and then see if humans still worship God. Guess God missed that point :)",There's a reason why Islam warns against thinking about Islam too hard
Any evidence to support that claim?,"Them Facebook ads says I can make $93,999/yr with a CCNA if I just buy their $2000 course!"
"They are giving us daylight, we would stay with sunnier evenings.",It's a conspiracy by the solar power lobbyists!
worlds crunkest math class,"yeah right, black people dont know math."
"Because there's only one type of intelligence, and it hinges completely on math skills.","And if you don't have that kind of intelligence, you shouldn't be allowed look at pretty pictures, read dad-joke-level puns, enjoy cats being bad at being cats, or any of the SERIOUSLY IMPORTANT SMART PEOPLE STUFF that Reddit is clearly exclusively for."
"You ever think maybe this issue really is important, maybe killing net neutrality will set back the advancement of technology significantly, and maybe this is a reasonable thing to freak out about?","No, you should just get over it"
Superior morrigan's chaps have a built-in Gyroscope,LABEL NSFW PLZ
"I don't take it to be circular and here's why. I'm not saying that 1. If God loves us he must exist 2. Jesus told us that God loves us 3. Jesus is the son of God 4. Therefore God exists. It's more a position of inevitability. Again, this is all under the assumption that Christ is the word of God, which can absolutely be discussed but I don't want to end up typing out 30 pages. If God tells us that he loves us, we have no choice but to believe him. If he is telling the truth to us and he really does love us, then that is great. If he is lying to us and he does not love us, then our belief or disbelief is irrelevant, we are doomed anyways. Also, I don't take his actions to contradict the notion of love. Could you give me an example of such an action?","I guess simply assuming it to be true is not technically a circular argument, but I find it equally unconvincing."
"Obama's Birth Certificate Proven a Forgery, Fraudulently Fabricated Document","Oh yes, Joe Arpaio is the genius we've been waiting on to crack this case."
Gaming. Interacting with them on online forums I can't believe how whiny and entitled so many of them are. I'm really hoping that they're just a vocal minority but I hate being associated with them.,But No Man's Sky was shiiiiiiiiiit and Sean Murray should be sued and publicly execuuuuuuuuuuuuted!
"Sounds like someone made a huge error, consider yourself lucky or if you are feeling gracious send some back.","Haha no fucking way, I might be able to keep these?"
"Pre-Civil war Democrats were Southern plantation owners and poor white sharecroppers. The people shifted. The platform DID NOT. The party is the same and it has the same ideals. So no, the Democrats and Republican party's magically shifted around X myth is not gonna convince me.","Something tells me that the pre-Civil War Democratic Party didn't have much of an opinion on gay rights or net neutrality, but sure, other than that, same platform."
Let's make a list of outlets you want banned.,Shiv Sena
Fair. Can we settle on dumb as fuck?,We can settle on you being an asshole.
"Free Falk Fryday the last one lads! We got this one female colleague, at first she was a good worker, helped a lot, did her share. but lately she does fuck all. She just sneaks her way through the shift avoiding just about every piece of work, everything you ask gets rejected as she is too busy . but our Ticketing system says otherwise. Also she always goes around switching shifts with everybody for her own, but when you ask in return she always has an appointment on exaclty the hour that it would not work. what a coincidence. only taking, never giving. Also she goes on a smoke break, every. single. hour. it's comepletely out of hand... problem is our team leader is more of a friend of everybody kind of guy, and she does her utmost best to stay good friends with him, so he does not notice how bad we start to dislike her in our team.","The hottest week is almost there, time to eliminate television, radio, belgian newspapers from life till the 27th of december"
What is the greatest video game weapon of all time?,"The shotgun, H1Z1..."
"No trying to argue, just curious: Why is nfc that important to you? I never used it, am I missing out on something?","Android Pay, probably."
Post-michael episodes make me sad.,You mean James Spader talking in his mid-Atlantic English accent doesn't fill the void?
That would be really amazing. RemindMe! 1 month has he taken a picture on the top of Everest yet?,One month fuck me
"How is 5E? I've switched over to Pathfinder after the 4E debacle, and feel quite comfortable with it, but I have been wondering what 5E is all about.",ew nerds
Thu 2016-12-15 accessing vault............unlocked calculating name matrix.........locked in inheriting legacy.....endowed finding server to name........done initializing TCPoB (TCP over Butler).....initialized establishing secure connection.......secured sending name assignment.......done wait for response.........success. one of our servers renamed to *RogueOne*,*FoodoftheGods*
Funny thing is hunter's relic was their ranged weapon.,"I dunno, you could argue that their ranged weapon was their backup weapon that they used when they were not in melee range ;)"
Happy birthday to the ground,"Well, at least this way they can remember the cake forever."
League also has very Minimal content and extremely outdated graphic when it was first released.,League wasn't $60 at launch.
"I'm guessing the encounter got off to a *rocky* start. One or two of your players *shale*-ed their saving throws. But then they started getting *boulder* and taking more risks. Before long, their strategy became *crystal* clear. And then they found clever ways to be *granite* advantage on their attack rolls and saving throws.",This is both why the party needs a bard and why the party doesn't need a bard at once
Report: Russians failed to hack RNC,I believe it
After running its literally 100's times yes Ive seen this,Congrats
Piece of turkey as head coach in 2 years confirmed,You stay the hell away from Fuente!
1. No one cares that you're an atheist 2. The fact that you randomly bring up your atheism is what makes you a neckbeard. Not your atheism.,Spoken like a true narrow minded theist.
Uhh items up for vote need to be reviewed before going in rotation.,"To hell with your political correctness, I want to show off that I support genocide and hate jews!"
"That's not voluptuous, that's fat","Downvote and move on, why be an asshole?"
"Actually, it's both.","No, obviously systemic racism does not exist anymore"
"What the hell is your problem? Well if you MUST unsummon the 5* monster because you are terrible using it then guess what smart man **You can feed it to someone else**. Unsummoning has not reason to exist in this game in the first place, its not like people ever use it. They always go at monster options to lock it. Or if for any reason along with this change you cant even feed it you can always send a ticket. I am 99% they can delete it for you.They can recover monsters, so they can also delete them now i have a very important question WHY THE HELL YOU WOULD WANT TO UNSUMMON A LIGHTING. DO WE PLAY THE SAME GAME?",It's a troll post.. and you just got baited.
Deal,Invite me
Fake News,So... Non-fiction is the non-news right?
"Tea/coffee???!! I babysat for a girl who took a bottle until she was 6, so she would put juice or Kool-Aid in it herself...she and her parents were very odd. She also bit me. At 6 years old. I think she's the reason I didn't have kids until 31.","Sometimes baby just needs a little pick-me-up in the morning, what's wrong with that?"
Questioning the motives of the government's spy agency is pretty stupid,"Just trust them, they have all of our best interests in mind."
My girlfriends dad and brother constantly get called out and criticized for being soldiers whenever they ask if there is a military discount anywhere. It makes me really angry that people can act like that towards the people who literally put their lives on the line for their country.,Yeah because if they hadn't gone over to god-knows-what country and kill a bunch of randoms we would have been run over.
"It's almost as if immigrants aren't the problem, but rather some religion... Oh but that's forboden to blame!",We may never know the motive
If it runs on the PS4 you can play it in cinema mode.,Yea......cause that's the same thing
Cheating and creating cheats for online games is now officially a crime in south korea,But it's juuuuust a gaaaaaame.
"I'm more referring to the mid 2015 mech where terran would literally just never ever attack and would defemd until they had a battlecruiser armada...I think i subconciously blocked swarm hosts out of my memory, that was even worse lmao","Yeah todays game where totally like that, what with Inno getting all those starports to build so many ravens and vikings."
get over it children,Yeah this is good for America
Should I Continue One Piece Or Is It Too late?,"I've watched one piece from end to end, 8 times now and it never gets old."
No mentions on the horrible air ship camera angles? :(,That would require a massive balance change to shift the weight of the ship to slow proper viewing angles.
The theory of evolution,I really hope this is a joke and you don't think the world is magic.
It's been in place since the 70's. Deferral for families with kids was introduced in 2010.,Not much has changed since the 70's so probably no reason to adjust policy for boomers.
Pelican 1510 (FAA carry on limit),"Awesome, thanks!"
For the Record: Trump falsely claims no one mentioned Russia before his win,It'd be a shame if this somehow reached r/all...
Lawler is but respectable towards his elders,He was done he shouldn't have hit him that last time
I love the game. Played it on Pro but feel very sorry for people without a Pro for it. It's really unfortunate that they didn't manage to give them a smooth experience :/,I hear the game was rushed
"12 team .5 PPR Need 2!: Michael Thomas vs. TB Brandin Cooks vs. TB Alshon Jeffery vs. WAS Kenny Britt vs. SF Tyreek Hill vs. DEN Stefon Diggs @ GB Currently, I have both Cooks & Thomas in the WR1/2 slots (I'm facing the Brees owner!!!) Help me Obi-Wan!",Facing the Brees owner that may be the right call if it becomes a shootout.
"Due to Spez, stickies from The_Donald will no longer show up on r/all. ONLY POSTS VOTED ORGANICALLY WILL BE ON R/ALL. We are now RECRUITING for RISING and NEW. Help make Reddit great again!",WE'RE GOING TO NEED HIGHER ENERGY THAN BEFORE
Electors told Vote for Trump or we rape your wives and daughters.,"No no, it's fake news remember?"
"The coolest part of this is that you can clrearly recognize the person, Taras Shevchenko, Ukrainian poet. And the whole picture illustrates one of his poems which goes something like: I was thirteen. I herded lambs Beyond the village on the lea.",Ugh that's so cool
Nope.,You're absolutely sure?
"To be honest, veins do look blue.","That's because blood without oxygen is blue, get with it!"
DAE remember when women knew their fucking place *beats wife*,Ya gotta add
How many more phases before they get to acceptance?,Depression: Inauguration Acceptance: After first 100 days because he was way better than they thought
"I only had my dad's vhs tapes he hid the in the closet. It was straight interracial porn.... but I started jerking off like around 8, so that was even before I discovered porn.","So if his tapes were I the closet, how long u til you came out the closet?"
"Friends with someone over at Respawn Entertainment, are we, Jimmy Boy?","Of course, someone who has a nuanced opinion you don't share must be corrupt, it only stands to reason."
but hera is alive in rogue one. on yavin you can hear them calling for general sindulla,Maybe Hera has a secret evil twin that will turn good after Hera's death?
IMO The type of man that would say something like this doesn't involve themselves in sex long enough to give orgasms.,I got to agree with you there.
Shooting bows or throwing spears disconnects you. Shooting a bow or throwing anything disconnects you from the server.,wow fp why do you keep nerfing the spear?
I can't believe Burfict had three pick 6's,I wish he was dead tbh
Lol. Do you have teenagers?,"No, I am one though"
Eastern Parkway closed again this weekend (from now until early morning Monday 12/19),Couldn't be at a more convrnient time of year
axe instead of ask like and then I axed him if he was ok,Found the racist.
Guess they forgot to invite Willie.,He's being traded soon so why bother
I'm Sure the updates are amazing,Yeah 'cause GTA Online updates are pure fucking quality.
She always turns her head at a weird angle every time she throws a hook. How has nobody drilled that horrible habit out of her by now? It's so sloppy.,"But if you take a close look at the hook, it's actually very beautiful, champ!"
"Father, son arrested after KFC is robbed at gunpoint in Hopewell; 1 suspect still at large",Never would have happened if all KFC employees were issued a gun.
"Come on dude, don't be that guy.",ELI5 please?
"Mitchel knows that, just like The Walking Dead, the Patriots only have so much room for black receivers.",Really dude...
I'm Chinese. Lol?,Statement stands
Riots break out in Venezuela as people get stuck with worthless cash,This too is a capitalist conspiracy against Maduro!
"What would your honest reaction be, if you went on to Scottgames only to see an image of Scott himself dabbing?",oMG IN FNAFSIX YOU DEFND URSELF BY DABBING
"Yesterday in Damascus a seven year old walked into a police station asking for help, she had a suicide vest on.",Yeh the kid in the pic Op posting is actually holding a real gun!
"Not just disband, they should never be allowed to ever touch a mouse again.","except kenny, so he can go to g2"
"To be honest, as a regular us citizen this doesn't actually change my mind on Trump. People keep calling this a hack, disinformation, false flag, ect. I'm more pissed it supposedly took another country to make me realize where my donations were going, where my candidate went, and what the party I was suppose to be supporting was actually doing. Tell me why I should be angry that a foreign entity showed us the behind the scenes? Why should I hate someone that let me know maybe democrats are just as bad, if not worse than Republicans? Is it because liberal policies are above the truth? I'm not wanting to move a goal post, but every argument I've heard against this still doesn't actually give me a reason to extend my distrust any further than the DNC. The RNC was already garbage in my eyes, this just leveled the playing field.",Secretly Putin is an accelerationist and just wanted to galvanize the American far left into action
That would require them to have a backbone. So I'm gonna say no they wouldn't,"Well, humans like GCDad exist, so..."
"All you need to know is that this differential equation actually has an entire family of solutions, and the one she listed is not a valid solution. It's also completely unclear how that function could be used to calculate the probability of her responding. It doesn't satisfy the requirements for being a valid probability density function for positive values of t. She done goofed. She done goofed real bad.","What about negative values?, maybe she just wants to date a time traveler."
That makes about as much sense as ripping out a person's skull and them beating them to death with it.,"Or as much sense as that analogy, which is open to interpretation lol"
"Nobody's arguing that we should get rid of history, they're arguing that we shouldn't celebrate a useless genocidal maniac with a holiday. Literally anything from our history would be better. Trail of Tears Day? Still better than Columbus.","We celebrate accomplishment, not failure."
"Snow in Moscow, Russia",Was this edited?
"Also, send your wife nudes. Wives love nudes.",Oh I see you've met my wife.
Have you tried opening a support ticket? They have a support system for a reason. Reddit PM is definitely not the appropriate communication medium for this kind of things,No it totally is!
"Literally, none of her problems are ones she can solve without a medical professional of some description.",You mean a walk won't cure an abscess in her mouth?
"Russia are trying to produce their own style of the 'Hunger Games' -- fights, alcohol, murder, rape, smoking, anything at all but contestants must obey the laws of the Russian Federation.",I'm cool with rape and murder but smoking might be just a little bit too extreme to show on TV
"Question, will the new BNM governor come smack him down and put him in his place.",Former BNM Governor Zeti probably will; but this Muhammad bin Ibrahim will give HIGH-5 to Noh Omar.
Probably because you don't have fus yet when you are running up the throat of the world. So this scenario would never be possible. At least not that part,You have fus after you kill the dragon outside whiterun
I don't like how I'm now considered a conservative just for being pro-gun. I also don't like how they treat any subject they disagree with. This is more than guns.,"Yup, anyone who isn't pushing for Trump to have a list of gun-owning Muslims is a conservative."
Samsung pay. Anyone use samsung pay? One quick question...does it cost money like monthly to use samsung pay?,No
Im playing since early S3 being high gold for 2 seasons. Every season I start out around silver 4 or 3(when season end comes I start picking fun stuff like warwick top and loose a lot of elo) and players have definitely become better there. Seeing insec moves on lee in season 3 was super rare now you see everyone and their mom doing it with ease.,"Yea great example, I see Gold players pull off insecs / wardjumps consistently which would have been unthinkable three years ago."
Why not put missiles on the fucking cars aswell,"Why the f*** do I get hit by these blue shells all the time, honestly!"
New Trading Marketplace,"Selling: Rubies: 800 pp Stock: 150 Selling: Emeralds: 600 pp Stock: 150 Selling: Amethyst: 1000 pp Stock: 120 IGN Is CheeseBurgerGuy142, just follow me if you wanna buy some gems!"
what were you doing alone the other side of the river dude?,You are victim blaming you cis scum it wasn't her fault
"A mirror changes left and right, but not up and down",Then just turn the mirror 90 degrees... duh
Does someone main Chiron? He is soo hard to play.,U forgot the
"This becomes even more confusion because there's a Magic mechanic called Miracle that has nothing to do with this. Also because Gro was the more important part of the name, not Miracle.",haha yea and then the hs deck gets transformed into this one turn huge tempo swing blade flurry + xyz combo like its a miracle and people just think oh thats why its miracle but now its just auctioneer draw
"Right now, i'm smally regretting not shovelling the snow and browsing reddit instead.","It will melt eventually, anyway."
The system just assumes he is a smurf and probably belong up there. No need to put him down in gold and make 10s of terribly unbalanced games until he gets diamond+,then why didnt i get masters
"No, you changed that information, the old data is gone, it is like a picture, you just changed the color of a section",That is not how that works
What is the best siege weapon of the middle ages?,A catapult.
Danny Rose is that dude,That dude who's the best leftback in the league?
My girlfriend tries to trick my phone by imitating my voice but she is tiny and can't really even get close. She just hunches over and sounds like a gorilla. It's terrible and it never works.,Your girlfriends imitation of you is to become a hunch backed Gorilla?
"I Think Hi Rez doesn't realize the literal goldmine they've stumbled upon Go on the Tumblr and search the Paladins; Champion of the Realm Tag there, and you'll find an interesting trend. And no, I'm not referring to all the Cassie Porn. 1 Word: FURRIES. Furries seem to loe this game, for some reason, especially thanks to Pip. He's paired with EVERYONE, from Fernando to Bomb King. Drogoz is another big favorite. Now, imagine if, instead of the new Champion, we would have had an Actual Bear, or Bear Like Character, be it female or male. (I know from Smite that Hi Rez seems to have a problem with depicting monstrous or not-humanoid women, but *bear* with me (Eh)). Just think about the INFLUX of new players and fanart. Think of the MONEY, Hi Rez! All that sweet, untapped and quite sweaty money the furries would give you! Also, adding another generic badass normal character kind of takes away Victor Awesomes of being able to go toe to toe with Witches, Dragons and God Slayers with just an assault riffle and some grenades. So, Hi Rez, learn your lesson, stop releasing generic base female characters with generic kits and instead start releasing more animal-based characters, and you'll basically hit the jackpot.",Cmon man I want my smoke grenade viktor 3.0 :(
"As someone that drives a diesel, I wish they would do this for people with gas vehicles parked at diesel pumps at the gas station.","Around here, they're on the same pump housing, just a different hose."
Thats why is she ex now ?,I didn't look at her the same way I looked at D.Va.
Bernie Sanders:The administration should kill the Time Warner-AT&T merger. This deal would mean higher prices and fewer choices for the American people. So he agrees with Trump.. I knew he's a closet Trump supporter! :),"Most liberals agree with him (bernie), im far left and always against mergers"
"I'm a very calm person. I remain calm during some of the most stressful situations. No matter how calm I am I still feel the stress. Ive developed psoriasis from it. I've developed bowel problems from it. The stress never goes away or is abated until the cause is gone, no matter how calm I am.",2me_irl4me Except for the psoriasis
"Can confirm, am working on strobe light buffer overflow as we speak.",Good work comrade!
"Why is scylla considered balanced? Shes like a he bo in late game with 3 ult abilities, except that hers are really easy to hit, plus she has mobility. Why should a big aoe circle or aoe root do 1000+ damage while other harder to use gods and their harder to hit abilities dont?",Because she has a weak early game
Wait did I miss something? Is spez a pedophile or is this just hate circlejerking?,He closed pizzagate which was a conspiracy that linked pizza to child rapists so clearly he is also a pedophile
"Tbh I like ekko a lot in the midlane. Being melee sucks yes, and maybe its just a personal preference thing, but I just like building full ap on him. Dipping in and out of the fights and using ult aggressively (not stupidly) when ahead can really get you snowballing hard. I find his roaming pretty good too, as you can use his stun to zone the lanes back into fighting. He also is incredibly hard to kill, especially when he's ahead.",What I really like is that even if he's melee he's able to push lane hard and that let's you roam easily and snowball from that.
"Yep, there is a Conspiracy of them working to undermine the Citizens.",The fun of a conspiracy is that it generally doesn't happen in plain sight.
This is my Christmas Tree!,"She's, uhh, unique..?"
"If they want equal rights, they have to accept equal lefts too.",Specifically that left hook
This school board meeting from my town is surreal,LMFAO when those prayers started this is unreal haha
This salt shaker looks like a klansman from behind,"*From behind, this salt shaker looks like a klansman."
I could believe the first one. After that this is total bullshit,Yeah it's not like ADHD is a chemical imbalance or anything and not just a behavioural disorder.
The man presided over THE LONGEST PERIOD OF ECONOMIC PROSPERITY IN AMERICAN HISTORY. Fuck.,"Yeah, because he was totally responsible for 100% of that, had nothing to do with congress or factors outside of government"
First Walking Animation!,"Really good, but way too fast."
If it wasn't they wouldn't make children's toys for it.,I'm sorry making a toys for something clearly not meant for children gives totally makes it okay...
What are some of the secret dungeons that don't take as much time to complete?,Pitioss
"Anyone else with too many tickets? I really want to play the World Tour mode, but I feel like I'm wasting tickets. I've beaten the first 4 worlds and got the pink coins in all the levels, and my tickets are already in 99. I've been playing A LOT of Toad Rally, but they don't seem to go down, especially getting more every now and then with the bonus levels. Anyone else with the same issue?",Just play 99 toad rallies.
Was the phones war still going on or was ww2 in full swing?,"From seventh of January 1940, so it'd still go on for some five months."
"The drink more water snippet is my text tone For like the 2% of the time my phone isnt on vibrate Actually pretty useful, if I have my phone on ring while im going out, it reminds me to stay hydrated and not wreck the next day by being hungover",I need this text tone.
"Well we've all seen British film, but everyone stateside still seems shocked that my British husband has nice teeth ...",I mean some people just hit the genetic lottery
"Lineup predictions for next week? I didn't see the game (hospital TV was broken) but I know Costa and Kante are both out for next week. I'm wondering what you all think about our potential lineup for the Bournemouth game. Personally I was thinking a 352 or maybe a 3142. We could keep the same back line/keeper, and have a midfield of Alonso, Matic, Fabregas, Willian/Pedro, Moses. That would let Hazard play up front with Batshuayi. What do you guys think?",Unleash Lord Mikel!
Smokin',Hhnnnnnggggg
"No no, they were shaking their fists at the sky and chanting E.T. Go Home!.",Xenomorphs vamoose!
Hopefully the anti Max clan will see it too that Vettel was the one who drove to agressive... Over the line etcetera. What we call in Holland een koekje van eigen deeg! I think vettel is a great guy but lately he lost it somehow. He is whining like a little b***h alot and that doesn't suit him.,This is the anti Max Reddit it keeps it alive.
I sympathize with the US. Rather than stay and fix their own country they sneak in to the US to take advantage of the successful economy.,The same thing is happening to Vancouver just from a different country (China instead of Mexico)
"No unfortunately haha, I went with tocantins","Unfortunately, right..."
me irl,Of course it's Hoell smh
It drives me crazy to see a fixed part. Is it just me?,"I used to feel the same way as you, but when you start working with gigantic assemblies, you'll see pretty substantial performance improvements by reducing the total number of mates that need to be solved by fixing components when you have them mated in the proper place."
My Prediction: Bitcoin will be $8290.17 in 2017! 1DNQoYSmTWav9Vg2FpWB5E2ZyUkSg1jGHm,Only need to increase from a 12b to 128b market cap in 12 months... It's possible!
If you could choose one non-conference game to schedule for your team next season. If you were the AD of your college team and could schedule a game immediately for next year who would you schedule and why? I would honestly love to schedule Miami and see Richt and Franklin go at it. There's history between those programs and I'd think it'd be a great football game between two historic programs that are on the come up.,We want Bama!
"Hell, look what happened in the United States. It's like nobody's ever read the actual commerce clause, and yet, due to 'interpretation' the plain English sentence has been reversed to say the exact opposite of what it says.",I thought the commerce clause said and Congress has unlimited authority to make laws so long as they include the word commerce in the title.
The build is complete,I love the paracord job.
They have a higher quality of life for the same amount of money.,We do?
You think he has time to check a dectionary each time he puts out a Tweet? He is too busy Making America Great again and giving Thank you tours! #MAGA #FUCKTSJIANA,"Yea because when every word can make or break relations, start wars and create chaos who would want you to proof read first."
I didn't want to get banned by a TIL mod for using a curse word in another subreddit.,"I not knock on you for typing that, I'm agreeing with you."
So delete the post? Oh no wait you cannot cause karma and the hope some sweet Christmas spirit will come your way. Shoo!,"Yeah, I'm sure OP is thriving on the 22 karma he got from this."
Unequal Sentences for Blacks and Whites,All lives matter
I was banned from that for insulting tumblr.,*how dare you*
What was the greatest trap ever set?,Operation mincemeat was... something...
"It looks like the tank taunted during the breath cast. You can see her drop her target and look towards the right very briefly as she starts the cast, then immediately targets the tank again and looks in his direction.","As a tank who has done this by accident, can confirm that's what happened.."
"Real AmericaTM exclusively lives in Michigan, Ohio, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, and Iowa and you have to be white and you have to hate Crooked Hillary with all of your heart.",Not so viciously anymore
I had the same thought. It's gotta be there.,That's what I was thinking as well!
"Coal workers in the United States when we had a small federal government, no EPA, no unions, and no regulation.","The circlejerk, jesus christ..."
"If I was the manager, I would rather have one tape than none.",That's not what I asked.
"You're right but it doesn't make it any less cringy, which I will admit is a sad reality.",Hence the name Sadcringe
Best of 1 rounds were pretty disappointing.,100%!
"Your sadly right. I hate when people dont understand that as awful as these conditions are to us, they are literally the only thing keeping the children from dying.",They're literally doing these children a favour!
You let your child watch the prequels? Some parenting.,Machete order for the first run through lol
I volunteered to clean up after birthday party for 1 reason only,"I picture everyone waking up all hazy-eyed after the party and OP, wild-eyed, covered in spit and sweat, is savagely trying to put this knife where the middle pedal should go on the keyboard."
hoping for a blowout so we can see Damian tonight!,Lillard is already playing!
"How the hell can someone claim that the Jewish didn't struggle? The whole of their history is full of persecution, with the Holocaust and all.","Their history had persecution but now that it's outlawed, they receive no persecution whatsoever"
2GGT: Genesis Saga announced! January 14th PogChamp,G4 confirmed to be cancelled
It sucks when pun threads take away the potential of the original article being interesting. Sure there are tangents toward the bottom but usually just references to references to  to shreds you say,And his wife?
Free Tourney cuz why not,No tourney for that
Who's THAT person you Stalk on Social Media?,"I don't really have any social media anymore except for an Instagram account that I don't post anything, and I only follow celebrities."
How did you end up at your job?,"Graduated college, applied to many jobs, took the first offer"
"He isn't. That's only the clickbaity title. The pope has a background in chemistry, he is not a complete dumbass you know.",b...but he's a pleb religus nuuut!
Cat gaining power to enslave mankind,"Cats run off heat, that's why they don't like water"
Literally just a gay guy who voted for Trump,#SELF-HATING HOMOPHOBE!
"In every drop of seawater, there is a mini game of agario happening.",And in every drop of cum theres the sequel!
"Fix the Warmongering system. It's so broken, that whenever somebody declares a war on me, I take 1 of their cities, and then I'm the warmongeer. WTF! Make it so, whenever an enemy unit is near my city or one of my sleeping/fortifying units, there's a notification. Sometimes it glitches when I exit the game.",i'm not the warmonger what are you talking about i only took control and killed half the people in *one* city
"No heterochromia or dog, but I actually am a boobie.",META
He was knowingly doing something illegal. That is pretty indicative of someone who has no regard for law.,"Yes, because we all know the Law is perfect and the ultimate instance of morality and character."
"Most Lidl products I think are excellent quality but this gravy was disgusting we threw it out after one use, tasted like thick drain sludge now I know why.","You probably had the old one, now they've added paint thinner to make it less thick."
but the global version of the redmi 3 pro is not a rooted version right? im asking because im not sure. i get confused with these things.,"No, is not rooted by default, probably unlocking bootloader is needed for that"
"Well that is all pointless and stupid, because people simply buy 'alt accounts' to play with their own ranked friends, still fucking up the matchmaking system by doing so.",gr8 counter argument
Fear.,This is the kind of thing people mean when they talk about how ASCII looks cleaner and it's easier to identify what you're looking at.
I mean why would he give a fuck?,She is the baddest woman to ever live so he should give a fuck.
R*... you should probably outlaw special vehicles in events.,"Yes, we should remove even this niche and inconsequential use these things have and make them truly completely pointless."
Of Kissinger? Kissinger has met with Donald Trump and offered to help with his cabinet and is very pro Russia. Where do you get your news?,from fake news obviously
Why? My (prejudiced) thinking about French imperialism would just assume that France would jump at the chance.,because it would widen the ch'ti area by at least a 2 factor and the french probably couldn't handle it
DaZeD's sick molly,He can't even THROOW a molly.
What are some common forms of sexism that men face?,"Silly OP, don't you know that it's only sexism if it's women who are on the receiving end?"
A child and his grandmother die because of a chicken.,I think it's more like child and his grandmother die because grandmother didn't keep a hand on child who was clearly too young to be walking that close to the road... That and the driver appeared to be driving too fast for a road that size.
That comment mad absolutely no sense.,He dropped this:
Dudes a pornstar. What do you think?,Him?
"I've recently discovered that my son might have ADHD. He is having trouble focus in school, can't stop fidgeting, and isn't learning the lessons a lot of times. He's not diagnosed yet, so I haven't said anything to anyone, but it's disappointing and frustrating because now I have to work with him even more at home to get him up to speed. I know, that's my job as a parent, but I'm tired. I get up and get him ready for school, then I go work an 11-12 hour shift, then come home and barely have enough time to make dinner, get the ready for the next day, get him the help on his work, and get to bed at a decent time. It's exhausting and I wish he was like the other kids in the class so this would be easier.","Gotta get those sweet, sweet, drugs for your poor kindergartner who prefers playing than sitting still!"
"I was about to come here and say fuck off with that because I can't afford to go to BlizzCon, but it's fine it's just Starcraft. If there's a D.Va anything for OW that gets locked behind some kind of hyper-exclusive/expensive event like BlizzCon I'm going to throw a figurative fit.","They mentioned subtly at the bottom of the article that you will be able to buy the D.Va announcer without a virtual ticket later, but the D.Va portrait is BlizzCon exclusive."
I would keep DT on the bench.,"cool, thanks for some confirmation"
Cazorla would absolutely decimate this city squad today.,Been thinking this would be perfect for him
Brazile Disputes Obama's Claim That Russian Hacking Stopped After He Spoke To Putin ... SO OBAMA LIED?,"When a liar lies about a liar, do we multiply it, or does it go exponentially so we can score the magnitude of the lie?"
Down 3 with 2 seconds left. Ball comes out on the side ... who'd yall want taking the shot?,"Those guys are all terrible shooters, gimme Br3wer all day."
If I'm on a ship and it sinks I have to drown or get eaten by a shark whilst the women get to go on the lifeboat.,Thats just so we can come with a solution in silence.
"Zero tolerance for assaults on ambo staff. Lock the fuckers up, no mitigating factors taken into account.",Not even a promising rugby career?
Ok that call was right.,He can sit on him if he wants
All over Jones there,Na that woulda been OPI because he ran into DRC and forced him.
The switch is a blatant Wii U replacement. Every successor to a system is its replacement. After BOTW comes out on Wii U (If it still does) I think the only other game that might release would be a Just dance or something seeing as how Just Dance 2017 released on the Wii.,"It's not a replacement, they're just going to be selling it instead."
You can try The Pirate Caribbean Hunt. It's one of the few good games that's free but not pay-to-win.,Can you please put up a link?
"Shadow banned people of Reddit, what's it like being shadow banned?","if they are shadoebanned, we wouldn't be able to see their comments, dumbass"
Pope Francis declares evolution and Big Bang theory are real and God is not 'a magician with a magic wand',"I mean it's in its 10th season, how could you deny it?"
What was the worst smartphone name you have ever seen? My favourites are the Motorola Citrus and LG Chocolate Touch. I don't want to eat my phone damn it!,HTC HD2
This shit is too accurate.,But we are getting the peaceful Muslims.
"Kaiser could be trying to trick us, so we don't expect it when Markiplier plays Broly.","Non, stop that It's not Markiplier."
vultured that 42 yard run. Ok,Didn't think I needed the
Annual Sunshine Hours Europe,"TIL the annual sunshine hours are the same in Trent and Naples, hence olive trees are racist!"
What are some common forms of sexism that men face?,We get paid too much
I was teasing,"It was a *prank*, bro!"
Me,thanks man appreciate it <3
Panthers playoffs game last year comes to mind too.,Yeah the fact they waited like a quarter before deciding to make the change to the longer spikes was just beyond me.
"Now that I've eaten the last of the fudge, I can get back to losing.",I feel this on a spiritual level (except it involves chocolate for me)
Stefan Savic dribble from halfway line and goal for Slaven Belupo vs Cibalia (4-0),He transferred?
"I got lectured on how representation is important, for being a woman and supporting Sanders. Which, yeah, I agree it is important, but other things are a lot more important. Like having access to healthcare and making a living wage.","Well you can survive a trump presidency, you privileged piece of crap, but if HRC doesn't run this country, millions won't."
"We may not want her but damnit, they're gonna give her to us anyway",It'll be her turn for real next time!
Does he get extra points for this?,"Even a FRACTION of a point would be the most points scored in any baseball game, EVER!"
did anyone else hear that?,Hear what?
Um how do you turn off quick charge on a honor 8 ?,Just use a different wall plug.
"Being a Board Member of most companies means basically nothing. I agree that he should resign from the Directorship though, at least to put people who know nothing about business minds at ease.","It's true, the 200 million in shares he holds will never cross his mind."
Shibasaki goal vs Real Madrid (1-1),Lol the name means motherfucker in korean Shibasaki vs shibal saki
"Game won't open after an update. Yesterday it was working fine, I was on it for a while last night before bed, woke up today and updated it, and now everytime I open it up it just crashes back to my home screen, anybody else having this issue? I've tried uninstalling and reinstalling it but no joy",Same here
This is literally the case with every city in the world. NYC is a great place and you should go if you ever have the chance.,Thank you for politely trying to convert me!
sore loser soup for those who can't get over it and keep crying and crying,grab 'em by the p*ssy pie
"Yeah, but it'd be more efficient to just use MeshParts and make the car in blender.","Call me old, but I still feel like that's just a crazy fad that these kids are doing now a days."
And keep in mind Infantry is one of the fastest filling fields and there may not be any available when you go to enlist. So be open minded to things like Arty and Tanks.,"Assuming there are no positions when I went to enlist, would I then be placed on a waiting list?"
"He came back with Gold Hair, That wasn't a psych ward, it was the Hyperbolic Time Chamber Hyper-ballin Rhyme Chamber",can it be The Legendary Super Kanye 2!
"Men, why don't you cuddle with your guy friends?",Too much testosterone bro
haha no i am in fact not,Whatever bean boy.
NYPD official: Trump security costs 'not fair' to New York City,He's got a taxpayer subsidized Hotel blocks from the White House he could go to.
This. Democrats don't apologize. They just look for someone else to take the blame for their fuck ups.,Democrats and Republicans switched sides
Hardly canon tho.,It's canon to me!
"Just a question, what gauge wire did you use for all the switch connections?","Not sure what the gauge is, it was just some solid core jumper wire I had."
What does your comment mean scout,Anyone who wasn't here before they implemented local area codes must be a California transplant!
Dominick The Dominator Cruz. 50-45 scorecards forever.,"or how TAM like to call him, The Decisionator"
"hmm looking at hel, is she good?",Not quite...
"Shoots, like, really quickly",musketeer
It's a T-rex deer.,This deserved more karma
Dak's 88.8% completion rate is the 2nd highest of all time - Min 30 passes,Romo would've got 110% completion rate
ITT: 1. Some really interesting combinations 2. Some people who don't understand the word 'unique' And I'd like to add one more.... Gulab jamun with vanilla ice cream,You forgot the
Thought I'd share my SweetFX settings for Civ IV,Civ 4 got a huuge upgrade!
Your dad voted for a man who wants to strip you of your civil rights. Tell your dad to go fuck himself.,This attitude is why the Dems failed at convincing enough people to vote for their candidate.
That's... Wow. That's a level of self entitlement my own MILs would strive for. Thank the gods that you dodged that bullet.,"Yeah she's a winner, she wasn't being self entitled though, just helping me make good choices for my wedding... It was always me misreading her and making her out to be a horrible person when all she was doing was helping."
We are trying to bomb the terrorists.,"you're right, we just keep missing"
"Ten minutes from now you will be thrown back in time 100 years, to the place you are right now. You have a solar battery charger. What are you going to load onto your smartphone?","It doesn't matter what I load, I die because I'm in the desert"
Brain after Reddit,Cause no one on reddit whores for internet points
"This is the point (and downvote me as much as you want, I don't give a fuck) where this wonderful community fucks things up. Taking Syria's issues as a joke (and this kind of sick joke) is so wrong it makes me wanna fucking cry.",Don't worry people in Syria aren't really human so their problems aren't really important.
The Lightning wheels are gone?,So take them off your post?
Forest Green invaders.. I think? I'm in the middle of a game. Do you have a white crown? Cause I can look.,"Just look when you get a minute, I don't have a white crown though unfortunately."
"Beautiful photo of a beautiful city. One good storm surge, though....",Good thing our mayor and county commissioners are doing everything in their power to prioritize mitigating the effects of climate change and sea level rise
"Underrated schools in CFB? What does r/CFB think are some underrated schools in regard to their football program? Of course we all know USC, Alabama, Texas, Miami, Michigan, OSU, etc. but are some of the less famous schools that produce top tier football players? For me: I think Ole Miss. Ole Miss has given us Eli Manning, Patrick Willis, etc.",I hear Bama's doing okay now...fuck it I'm not even gonna finish the joke.
Ban alcohol.,No man ban babies
Being told what to do Often times doing what people tell makes me feel like i'm giving them some sort of power over what I am doing. for example this morning i thought to myself i should probably do the dishes then 5 mins later my roommate texted me that i should do just that now i don't want to because i feel like doing that makes it seem like i'm incapable of doing my own responsibilities without someone telling me what to do also i feel like it makes that person feel like they have some sort of authoritative power over me. I hate it.,Destroy your ego and rebuild it.
They are smart besides peanut brain tarik Kappa,Lol yeah who wouldn't wear a shirt
Texas Begins $350M in Medicaid Cuts; Disabled Children Affected,Those disabled children are just jobless freeloaders trying to leech off of the system.
No! Fix stuff? And especially for trapper??? Are you mad? They should work on DLC's instead,The bug team is not the dlc team
It doesn't turn off Rama 2 or Thoth 1 either.,Figures :/ i like the idea of ancile but it feels like its missing something.
Giusto per distinguere dal resto di r/italy haha,"Spero di uscirne da informatico, menomale amo le materie che ci sono (tranne Logica, non m'interessa piu di tanto)"
"The federal government will protect him. If NY city or state doesn't, federal government employees will, and those feds may not care how much they inconvenience New Yorkers. Image the fun which would ensue from banning vehicles on all streets within 1/4 mile of Trump Tower.",I'm sure there wouldn't be any political cost at all to that
"With all these legalization votes coming up I ask that you please educate yourself on what legalization is actually going to do. Please educate yourself on what the proposal in your state is going to do and how it's going to affect things; don't just jump to yes because it's being sold as legalization. If after learning about it, you still support it, then by all means vote for it but please PLEASE **PLEASE** don't vote yes just because they're saying it's legalization. Educate yourself on how the changes are actually going to affect your life before you vote.",Any decade now the regulate marijuana like tomatoes ballot measure will be waiting to usher California into the perfect most magical cannabis laws in the world...just keep the faith it's bound to happen folks
Gay people would use uber anyway. Taxi's are for straights and out-of-touch losers.,I wasn't aware that gay people all are one monolithic group who all agree on everything and think exactly the same.
Someone has a case of the Monday's,Forgot the
"Well that is ridiculous, you can't have one rule for some and another for Verstappen. Hamilton and Rosberg both cut corner 1 and 2 respectively on lap 1 and received nothing. Yes there was a safety car not long afterwards but that was after the fact. And Vettel can't be saying that, makes him sound like a petulant child. He needs a penalty for that as well. Just give the victory to Ricciardo. Everyone likes Ricciardo.",Nico had nowhere to go with Ves pushing him out.
"Ok, I'm triggered. No mention of Estonian _at all_.",There was Estonia as grey area presented
88.9% completion for Dak. I mean. What.,Romo would've gotten to 90
"Which player ALWAYS scores on you? Kante and his 66 shot are busted against me, that nincompoop scores on me every game I play him. Vardy and Remy are always bagging them against me too, who always gets you?","Matic, I have no idea why he always scores with his weak foot against me."
Liberals are getting more racist....,These people are charging 20k a year to teach you things and I'm the dumbass who didn't go to college.
Official synopsis for Blade Runner 2049 - teaser trailer coming today,"Is the secret that everyone is a Replicant, or maybe everyone is a replicant and they were hunting humans!"
"One of the few times I've ever up voted you, dude. We have enough shotguns in H5.",Just like we have the need for more Loadout REQs right?
Did you just censor pissed,Yes I did.
My thoughts on Deadman Tournament final hour It was bad,"Great constructive criticism, I am sure u helped jagex a lot making the 5th tournament better!"
"I would definitely think it's fair because it is. The game is not about forced PVP combat, it's about survival. I'd only get mad at myself for not thinking of such a brilliant idea.","U forgot something, here:"
"Majority of US thinks Electoral College vote should be delayed until Russia claims investigated, poll shows",Are these the same polls that had HRC winning with a landslide victory?
BREAKING: Hillary Elector goes rogue and votes for Bernie!,"Sanders still has a chance at winning, guys!"
"Yeah, stasis is the probably the cheapest remix, and I'm not usually against the idea of remixes",It's significantly better than torque though
And Arab is technically White. Lol people's logic.,"But they're the wrong kind of white, so we're still good to discriminate."
Bill would block computers bought in S.C. from accessing porn,"But but but, Republicans are for small government!"
Lmao Lions defender doing the Zeke feed me taunt. You're down 21 with 3 minutes to go.,Also Zeke is sitting on the sidelines
I'm guessing they're going to do a crazy lineup for their 25th anniversary and those bands aren't cheap.,Facebook is bombarded with people looking for Beiber :O
BAY AREA STREETWEAR MEET-UP #4 (12/17/16),Is that DJ NEEK that owns assc?
Those people with 12+ months of Silence could probably sell all that coal and buy everything there is on Earth.,"No but you don't understand, *I* just got Silenced because I'm a temporarily embarrassed Grandmaster player and super passionate about this game and I only get angry because these knuckledraggers are pulling me down!"
Link to the confession video?,Google Access Hollywood Donald Trump Billy Bush.
88.9% completion for Dak. I mean. What.,Yeah but how many of them were over 10 yards?
"In a hypothetical world where Marth is top 10, who falls out of it? Many had contended that an optimally spaced marth couod easily be a top 10 character in smash 4, largely thanks to his progressive buffs over time. With his combination of balanced attributes, range, and damage and early kill potential, it seemed like for months he was pulling great results but was just missing the big solo major win. And last night he got it thanks to Leo Ive had Marth as high as 11th for awhile now but goddamn you really must make an argument for him being top 10. The question is, who do you drop out of it now? I feel like this might come down to two characters in pariticular",OBVIOUSLY Mario
Eric Ebron is an anagram for Rice Boner.,I knew there was something fucky about that guy!
The further away from the finale of bbcan the more im at peace with brothers winning. Tim gave up cass and joel legitamitly couldnt win a comp to save their game and kelsey bombed the speech while the bros pandered to the jury with happy birthdays and flags and just had fun,Doesn't make the hurt any less though.
Horrific Video of Moment Russian Ambassador To Turkey Is Shot,He was just practicing his religious freedom.
*climbs on high horse* It is wrong to make jokes about the death of a dog and I am truly scared if you really are cops and my uncle **was** a cop in the 70s and he never ever took his gun out of his holster and you should be ashamed of police now because y'all have lost sight of what it is to protect and serve.,"~~A~~RSPCA, step off the horse, and hand me the blunt."
thank you Ben!! you made my day better. have a nice week!,"no problem, and you too!"
How a Blue Dog resurgence can save the Democratic Party- and the country,DINO's....just let 'em go.
"The Notes Cafe has closed down. Just saw on FB that it has closed. Didn't even last a year. Bit of a shame, although the single time I did visit, I wasn't blown away. The service was incredibly slow and the live music wasn't good. Still a shame that a local, independent business hasn't been able to sustain itself.",Maybe it will be replaced by a mettricks because we need another one of them!
"If every champion in League was rolled back to their most OP patch, who would be the biggest nightmare to play against? I've heard rumors release xin is the biggest offender",AP Yi so much fun
Major probably,Mhmm mhmm...and the second part?
"New-Ish T1 With Employer Questions I recently got a paid internship offer and I accepted but I did not mention I was T1 during the interview process. When should I tell them? I have only been diagnosed with T1 for one year and I am still in the process of setting up my CGM (Dexcom 4) and I do not have a pump. I tend to go low if I do not eat every few hours and I was afraid of telling them that I would need to eat and all that jazz. It's an office job and the people are very nice but I am still very new to being T1 and this is my first job after diagnosis. I do not know any other T1s in my area who I can ask for advice, any help would be greatly appreciated.","Tell them you smoke, then go outside and eat instead of smoke."
VC?,Voice Chat
61.153(c),Is that why there's a pilot shortage?
Our first proven goal scorer signing since... Brian McBride?,Come on Arshakyan was also a Golden boot winner!
"They were fun at first, because the gameplay was fast and rewarding. Then they added the slowfall effect and we are left with boring, buggy quests.",Because falling to your death was fun.
Obama says Democrats lost by not showing up,"Nah, it was Jill Stein's fault"
Russian ambassador is assasinated in Turkey.,pretty sure that's not how wars are started.
"tl;dr - Banned pesticide found during the normal screening process, product recalled, but OMG THEY DIDNT MAKE A HUGE STINK ABOUT IT AND NOW WE CAN'T TRUST ANY LEGAL MARIJUANA PRODUCER OR HEALTH CANADA!",you forgot your
"Oh, and introducing... the **Clean** tag. Now, if your Bert Strip is devoid of any perversions or naughty language, you can let everyone know to avoid it by using this nifty new flair. Ain't that swell?","Great, I can finally browse bertstrips without worrying what the kids will see"
"solo en este sub es picante un tema del que hablan en todo el mundo por el escandalo que implica las personalidades involucradas. Cierto que era blanco, hermoso y puro.","Pero como no va a ser picante si viene de ambito financiero, un reconocido hub de kirchneristas, zurdos y demas lacras de esta gran nacion."
DLC 1 First Teaser!,Plot Twist: It's a multiplayer remake of Fog from Ghosts.
"After this tragic occurrence, it is important that our first act is to prevent any backlash against Muslims that could cause offense.",Yes we should just go kill all muslims
Thats not true.,Username checks out
"The Ouya is a console, is it not?",OU-who now?
"Technically, he did exactly what he was supposed to do. Peds were waiting on the corner at a legal and well marked crosswalk, so he had to yield to them. In many jurisdictions, if a cop was nearby, he could be ticketed for just breezing over the crosswalk. But yeah, in his place, I would probably have just gone too.",Should have had his blinker on in the beginning if he was planning on turning
Can i pick your brain? How come? 0.0,Obviously they're more caring and emotionally supportive of my pet/family member because women are all emotional
"Lol, k. All those businesses and all those millions of dollars telling the state of NC to pound sand was a Democrat black-op. Uh huh.",It was really just Michael Jordan behind it all.
"Not everyone handles antipsychotics in the same way. It's why some antipsychotics lead people to go on homicide sprees and they later have no recollection of it, while others simply chill out.",Unless its a homeopathic dose.
Watch it be a green puzzleknot or something.,"green puzzleknot is actually getting played tho, white puzzleknot or bust"
chess match - advantage Conor ghost riding the whip - advantage Floyd YES BECAUSE HE'S BLACK,What.
Did you go out and buy a coleman also lol,and pay for it with your American Express credit card
"Notes 7's catch fire at unexpected times. Fire is hot. It spreads to other things that aren't on fire. Some of those things (like apartments, homes, workplaces) contain people. People tend to do poorly when they catch fire or are exposed to the toxic fumes that fire produces. So by continuing to use a device that can catch fire (at any time) then you are placing the people who live and work around you in danger. Unless you are literally sitting next to your phone 24 hours a day with a fire extinguisher in hand, there is no way you can guarantee that you aren't going to hurt somebody.",Ughhhhh u dummies its only a SMALL FIRE
But how can Bulgaria have enough money for all this popcorn?,"By stealing all the jobs from honest, hard working British people."
If roadhogs health was lowered to 350 would it be an improvement to the current meta?,Translation: Would removing Roadhog from the game be an improvement to the current meta?
"Whenever I sleep dart an ulting Genji, I see the sleep dart go right through him, and then I see the kill cam of him slashing me without me ever firing a sleep dart.",Fuckin 20 tick
"as an Austrian, I have no idea what an Austrian hero might look like that isn't ridiculous, but a Mozart skin for Lucio would make me all tingly inside.",You have junkrat and roadhog
"vote your conscience only if we agree, hypocrisy at it's finest",But Trump is going to cause the apocalypse and is Hitler and Stalin multiplied by a billion.
"If you woke up as your five year old self tomorrow, with the memories of your lived life intact, what would you do?","If you find this question interesting, I'd recommend the novel The First Fifteen Lives of Harry August which deals with this question."
Estrangeirismos,Very fixe!
Licking it all out,Source please!
Baltimore is for lovers #nsfw,The crutches really bring the picture together.
Start studying differently and/or more effectively.,"Thanks for the tip, I hadn't thought of that!"
Why deliding CPU's can be so dangerous.,Just crazy glue it back in it'll be fine
So...much.....doom....can't..edit...anymore......,"Doom-doom, doom-doom-doom, doom, doom-doom-doom...."
well everybody else is in the same boat,everybody knows that religious people go to heaven and have 40 virgins as a gift
"Here's hoping it's the former, seeing as he hasn't made a good movie since the first Blade Runner.","Oh yeah, Gladiator was shit, wasn't it?"
Player safety is our number one concern.,"Yeah, Cam could've really hurt him when he threw that ball."
I'm the sexiest man alive and I'm not scared of any of you.,Those light switches behind you are the only things you'll ever be able to turn on.
may specific meme ba syang binanggit? what was it about?,"Any meme tungkol kay Pres, ayaw daw niya"
Yes his engagement coming to a close supersedes ours.......,Has he submitted his timesheet tho
Oh this is going to be lit. Supercell finally creating some free to play opportunities.,I didn't know that 100 gems was f2p
this is a very possible upset. no one's paying attention to the bulls,"Historically, that's a good thing so I'm ok with it."
I hope the Rat works out for you! I've been trying for a few weeks to get a sound I love with no luck Any hints would be greatly appreciated,"Post your gear ALso try it in a mix with drums and bass, and play with your tone knob, keep the gain at noon"
Questions no one can answer because doing so exposes them.,Sometime after 69 and 72?
All male coworkers have exclusive text thread that excludes the girls,Well its best it get pissed off and jump to conclusions without asking them.
Playing with auto in real time (skin illusion),Can this be punished by the osu!law ?
I would like to point out that this is a defense without Luke Kuechly and Charles Johnson.,even if charles johnson was in the game would he have done anything anyways?
"In 10 words or less, describe your main to someone who never played LoL Mine: Vladimir He sucks you off then bleeds everywhere to kill you.",Blind fighter who needs to have awareness to be useful.
"Cererus security app shows in app manager, want it gone. I still see it listed in the application manager. Is that from maybe an old install or the beta? There is no option to uninstall either. What do I do? I want to be able to set it so it doesn't disappear in a factory reset as well. I know bc I reset it and it was gone off the phone. What am I doing wrong? I want to make it appear completely hidden. I saw a vid on the front page of a guy that spoke with cereberus and they changed the icon on the app, how did he do that? That's what I was expecting of this app when I got it.",Uninstall it
"Well I expect this place to be Protestant, but r/Truechristian is supposed to be for Christians of all denominations.","Yeah, for *true* Christians, *papist*."
Am I the only one who sees this as the 2nd year or a rebuild who is exceeding expectations?,Last year kind of dicked us over since it raised expectations too soon.
About the upcoming winter sales..,I've heard it'll be the next game with gold
SMALL GOVERNMENT.,"Of course it's small government, they're giving all of the power to one man."
How long have you been watching MMA for? I admire your ability to remember and talk about the fights so well.,I hope this is
I'll kill every single person in this thread I swear to christ,Sounds like a Raiders fan.
"Some people manage to go from Silver to Diamond, my friend did quite the opposite","He's an ADC main, that explains it"
Tarik on Faze calling Optic an easy match-up,oh wow never expect that
O'Douls has 0.5% alcohol or less per bottle. That's *some* booze no matter which way you cut it.,I think Allah will understand
BREAKING: Berlin Truck Driver was refugee from Pakistan,Shocking
Do those people even vote D?,No but somehow racists opinions are worth considering before making policy change now
"Exactly, how dare they not join the army, fighting wars against its own people and rather then that, fly off to a developed and advanced country where they have a bright future for themselves and their families. How dare they!!",Did you forget the
"Engine itself and the exhaust configuration mostly. There are currently 4 engine manufacturers in F1 (Mercedes, Ferrari, Renault, Honda) and each of them sound different.",You forgot Tag Heuer
"I already auraxiumed the Auraxium Slasher, if I complete this years Halloween directive, do I get another Auraxium Slasher to auraxium?","No, you will get a chainsaw with a complementary leatherface mask."
and she's a woman! I hate women!,Trump literally won because you typed that comment just now
Why Sephardim don't understand ashkenazim (meanwhile in my yeshiva),idgi
"Are you using lushens? Shouldnt need galleon for that, just a reg attck boost","F3/c1 player, no galleon, no lushens, but atleast c2u blessed me with camilla and tiana lol"
"The D.Va one is so true, I love eating ults and watching the enemy get confused for a second before realising!","You're probably that person that eats my tracer ult every time, if so, fuck you too"
It actually isn't. Imagine I own a store and 50 years later I file charges against you for shoplifting. How would you defend yourself? Do you have an alibi? Can you prove you weren't in my store that day? I have witnesses that claim they saw you and they testify under oath. Seems pretty airtight. Statute of limitations protect everyone from these kinds of miscarriages of justice.,I class petty theft quite differently from rape.
Slightly unrelated: What's the addon that puts the bar on the bottom-right with all the raid markers? I'm assuming selecting a target and clicking on those markers will assign them.,I think its wMarker
More like Enter State Owned Company Name 18.,So FIFA 18?
"Damn so they over complicated the math, no wonder all those note 7s were exploding","my question is how do you have 3 perfect dragonites, I have yet to find my first one"
I bet he has won a lot of Ipads.,"He won 10, but he received one only"
"Meanwhile, my secretly-nerdy girlfriend was really impressed that I had a triple-monitor setup in my room the first time she came over, and once asked me to list my specs when we were cuddling in bed. Yes, she's a keeper.",Yo man she got a friend who shares her interests you could hook me up with?
Nationwide protests after Trump electoral college win,Yeah nobody saw this one coming at all
"Games used to come with manuals, bro.","Oh yeah, I remember that time I was stuck on Zelda and the manual told me how to finish the dungeon."
When will Donald Trump be Unpresidented?,We're just waiting for Tom Arnold to release the tapes.
Oh my god that's an awesome card! I wish I put my address on more things online! Did they send to everyone? I'm so jealous!,Seems like they randomly pick people and send them based on billing address
Streamer finally gets win on King of the Kill after months of grinding,Thanks for the loud flair
"Trump is a Billionaire with 100% successful kids, all graduated college, none have substance abuse issues, and all have shown genuine affection for their father. Hate Trump's policies, but he beat the odds being that rich and raising kids that aren't batshit crazy.","But you can tell they're being abused, I mean just look at their eyes!"
grunt? i always thought it was a scream.,thatsthejoke.pict
Japanese Armor Blocking the fuzes of HE shells of Chi-Ha 12cm and Ho-Ro? It seems like HE shells on those vehicles do fine against non-jap tanks but against even thinly armored japanese tanks the shells do little to no damage and just pass through the tank. Is this a bug or does it come with the fact that shells no longer detonate on impact with crew.,Japanese bias
"I've had long hair before - waist length - and it was like taking care of a pet. A beautiful pet, but what a literal pain. And what a perv magnet! Pervs who reach out and touch your hair and think you don't notice. Hair that length gets caught between your buttcheeks, falls in the toilet, no matter how careful you are. It takes forever to dry and is so heavy you get headaches. You have to have it tied up all the time when you do anything like work, or cook or a thousand other things. So, very pretty and sexy, but too much work for me.","Well, what do you think this lady does for a living, hub?"
"Last night was my worst losing streak. I got gold elims on D.Va with 4 kills at the end of the match (I had 4 gold medals in that game). It was so bad I had to make myself a strong drink before going to bed. No one can tell me that medals don't mean shit in that scenario. It's such a popular thing to dismiss them these days but I find that in most cases, it's just people parroting other players without really putting any thought into it.",Means should have played dps killa
"**(guessing)** File server full of large junk files connected as a network drive with a higher drive letter. The fake server gets hit first, triggering alarms and isolating the user.","Great, now I can update my ransomware to counter it"
Basically Tryndamere and Dr. Mundo from LoL?,"Olaf passive, tryn ult, kogma autos and garren passive on a channel."
I loved batman eternal and Batman and Robin eternal even more I really started getting into comics with New 52 so that superman seemed really good to me and having him go through his identity reveal seemed like an interesting take on a problem for him.,"New 52 Supes just got so shat on for them to finally kill him, it's just sweeping the problems under the rug."
honour killing? seems like it could be culturally linked.,"Those Scottish immigrant families will never learn to assimilate properly into our culture, will they?"
"Alex Radulov: Low-Risk, High-Reward.","5.75M isn't exactly low-risk...I know it's one year, but I feel like that expression gets thrown around way too much"
"In my house, these are called 'Poop Sausages'",I love the 'blowout diaper' at the top.
please don't make i hate semen,"No, it's Please don't make *me* hate semen."
TL Reacts to IEM Gyeonggi,Lourlo's laugh at the end makes it for me
We learned a little more about the real world outside of westworld. The bald butcher's comments about the personality test should've weeded you out at the womb seemed to insinuate that people are given careers and paths from birth. Perhaps the guests lead lives in the real world not too much differently from how hosts lead lives in westworld.,"Personality test comment might be solely related to his employment at West World, We know everything about our guests, as we know everything about our employees."
First movie. Heh.,I like the fact that they're so sure of themselves and this movie.
I don't know how anyone can get that into this game. Maybe they've never played MTG or something. The only reason I still play this daily is because it gives me something to do while driving down the freeway or during sex.,the sex part is... LMAO
"Actually, I'm totally a gay magnet, everywhere I go. I wonder if I could....","Gay for pay is a thing, my friend."
so he's pressuring DIPLOMATIC parties on OFFICIAL business into staying in a hotel that he HAS VIOLATED ITS OWN LEASE and will be in violation of EMOLUMENTS clause of Constitution? you can't make this shit up. i think he's just an experiment from the right ring to push the boundaries. and that would be good compared to other possibilities.,He's just being smart.
I am become mortar shell,We are all mortar shells on this blessed day
"I agree, but I'd say they're more like 95% of the M50's.",M50s wish they were 95% of the monk+
Has Bernie denounced his cult's behavior in the electoral process yet? Maybe I missed it.,I am sure there is a paragraph in his book about it just give him another $27
I was ACTUALLY wrongfully banned and have a full album of PROOF,OP just wanted to show off his sick tower
No edit flair is attached to your comment (next to the timestamp). Why did you put a typo asterisk in it?,We're not allowed to swear on the internet
"No offense, but did you look at the 1070 benchmarks? Going in, it was pretty clear the 1070 can't max out all games at 100+ fps",Researching is too hard
"I feel bad for the BMG fans in Manchester tonight. The weather is so bad, you cannot even go out within the town centre without getting drenched. And the game will almost certainly be postponed. It is still raining hard and the thunderstorms are still ongoing. I expect an official notification on this a bit later.","Yeah, poor fans, especially the ones who were looking forward to seeing their first away CL match ever :( It's the year of thunderstorm cancellations for us Germans anyway, three big music festivals were stopped due to heavy thunderstorms this year."
"My sister-in-law was traumatized as a teenager when she realized Santa wasn't real. Like, locked herself away for days crying in a closet traumatized. As a result she's teaching all her kids that Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy (among others) are lies, not to believe in them. She speaks in a snobbish tone about how bad parents and public schools are for teaching their kids to believe in Santa. She's still a hardcore Catholic, though.",Ahh harmless wishful thinking
Are brake pads supposed to look like the ones on the front of the box they came in?,"No brake pads are sold in the same box that any similar sized pads will fit in to ie: an 05 subura outback pads may be packaged in the same box as an 08 Chevy Malibu, just with a different part number."
50 nugs confirmed,NUGGERS
"Circle, please, PLEASE start selling Bitcoin again",When they realize they only have 3 actual customers left maybe they'll change their minds
"Well, I actually think those guys' feats aren't impossible to surpass in the future. The sprinting times keep falling. Bolt is a full tenth faster than everyone else (9.58 WR in the 100 meters, to 9.69 at #2 by Tyson Gay), which is probably unprecedented. But Justin Gatlin won gold in 2004 with a time of 9.85. Tyson Gay and others have broken into the 9.7s and 9.6s since. Who knows what the standards will be in 20 years. Swimming records keep falling too. Katie Ledecky just destroyed a ton of her own world records, winning 4 golds and a silver at age 19 in Rio. Phelps had the greatest career of any Olympian by far. But Mark Spitz, Missy Franklin, Ledecky, and others have shown that winning 5ish golds in one Olympics isn't a unique thing that only Phelps could do. I could maybe see some future swimmer surpassing Phelps, as he surpassed Spitz's 7/7 golds (tho Spitz set a WR in each of the 7 too).",*unpresidented
"Doesn't really matter, it could take 1 or 50, RNG is a cruel she-bitch or a Christmas miracle and everything in between.",But we just love that Y1 hunt and grind though
You're the one obsessed with another dude. Doesn't that make you the faggot?,Dude you aren't kidding I know the OP and the guy in the photo the OP follows him around everywhere and talks about hentai with him
"Not really romance, no. But, imo, she sure feels something for him. I mean, hes an older man, single, well traveled, handsome and physically extremely fit. Hes a hard man, but really kind and dependable, with a dark past, fighting his inner demons. And above all else he came out of nowhere and took her under his wing, out of a arranged marriage she never agree with, and enabled her to live her dream of sailing around the world. Fuck, I'm a man and, as I'm writing this, I'm falling for the guy myself...",Pretty sure she's his IRL wife based on recorded history of the actual Thorfinn Karlsefni
"Play Splatoon! No head shots, no hitscan weapons, incredibly intuitive aiming. If the rumors are true and it's being packed in with the Switch, you'll have a great moment to pick up the game in a few months.",unfortunately i only game on my ps4.
"I got matched with a guy in competitive. His name was 'Hanjo.' He was asked to play something else but he said he literally couldn't play anything else. I scoffed and looked at his stats. 200-300 hours in Hanzo, with his next highest being a couple hours. In every comp season and quick play. I.. I couldn't even be mad. The man is dedicated.",he hanjo
I would kill for a 1v1 60 card singleton.,You mean Duel Commander
Portal Mountain Biking,This is so cool!
You ought to brush up on your history :P,You forgot the
"Man, you could have saved people a lot of grief if you had said that at the start. Except for the passionately irrational and the stupid, nobody should care that you voted Trump in a solid blue state. Just like it doesn't really matter that I voted Hillary in Oregon. You might have elected some huge asshole at a local level, though.","ha yeah i guess i couldve led with that.... actually, i think i only had one pick win on their ballot in my area, so im really thrilled all around......"
One nation has a diversity candidate? Its like im living in some kind of parallel universe.,not gonna lie... but I think the lime light has made Pauline soft
Level 12 vs level 4. Thanks clan chest.,Did you win?
Sometimes you have to pick between climate change and WW3.,"Right, because we know WW3 was going to happen, no question, with x very specific circumstance, but have zero evidence for climate change."
i'm sure your parents aren't awake/in the house at the same time as you ALL the time!! i know mine weren't. just gotta be careful lmao,"I'm definitely not one to sneak out or sneak people into the house, unfortunately."
And a she,"Yeah, but has she always been a she?"
"Thanks, I was having trouble deciphering some of these... almost like reading Egyptian to some ;)","you meant reformed egyptian, right?"
I'm in the same boat. WASP male. Not really anything to worry about. I still would never vote trump.,Putin's plans for the west should worry you no matter what your ethnicity and current job status looks like.
"Your best 100 gem (either single or streak)? My best 100 gemmer so far would probably be Zell's BSB. Made the banner not worth wasting my mythril. I'm also on a pretty good streak with 100 gem pulls as well. Within the past few events I've pulled: Zell's BSB Rinoa's Party Dress Mirage Vest (Shared physical blink for one character) Relm's SSB Brush Krile's BSB So what's your best 100 gem, streak or single?",My best 100 gem was a Sleep Blade (IV).
"What kind of quirks? It's going for $16 on Amazon, I'm considering getting it.",The ridiculous storyline that make a lot of contrivances in order to make it seem less ridiculous.
Moose threw 101 pitches. 72 for strikes.,Proctor needed more innings
"After his antics toward Mir, I can't bring myself to empathize with him.",what antics?
"Explain what it means by fight. Fighting doesn't always mean violence. It is Arabic text translated to English, so it can mean fighting through verbal arguments or protests.",Hm yes I'm sure Christians and Jews will pay the Jizya and *feel themselves subdued* with lively debate....
Michael Floyd DUI Arrest Video,Clearly he's practicing the patriot way
"Kendrick literally has a song where he talks about how he would sell out for the money, power, pussy and fame",No man drake a sellout for making music with up and coming rappers
What is this? A Saturn?,300ZX with a bodykit.
"Now make them Asian, (not ancestrially, fresh off the plane), hang a giant touristy camera on each one, and send them barrelling around the city with busy workday crowds filled with bitter underpaid professionals, lost out of town families, angry protestors, and clueless 20somethings too busy changing the world to pay attention, in groups of 10 or more, with a tour guide who can't speak loudly or slowly enough. Welcome to DC.",Could have been San Francisco...
Metric? Fine. But Celsius blows.,"Yes, let's keep measuring the freezing point of water at 32 degrees and the boiling point at 212 degrees."
At least normal cars don't become falling cars when the engine stops.,"And seeing the way people take care of their cars, we're gonna need a lot more regulation before flying cars become a thing."
Worst/most hilarious Suicide Silence cover - You Only Live Once,Sounds like any ol' Metalcore vocalist
"Wait, does Happy Holidays not mean Christmas, New Year, and the general festivities around it? TIL",It does if you are a filthy Christmas hating cuck
yes i am fucking white males.. so what! wait what?,"You're racist because you're a white male, that's what!"
"Which do think are best and why ,Contact lenses OR Glasses?",i like glasses more cause the idea of sticking something in my eyes terrify me
A Papaya Christmas Tree for the First Day of Winter (Shek O),Much better idea than shipping in a pine tree.
Whoa you sound like a homophobe.,My passion for people using the right words is rooted in my secret desire to eradicate the gays.
"For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara",See liberals climate change isn't real
Literally this is like high school math rules. Not complicated.,But bro look at how pretty the client is!
That's the one where Kate Upton's wearing all those revealing outfits in the trailers and saying Be my hero or something like that? The ads enough turned me away; we stopped doing ads like that in the 90s and for good reason. Any developer who can't care enough to make a decent ad obviously didn't put in the effort to make a good game.,I like the one where Mariah Carey is badly greenscreened into a LARP battle for no particular reason
An armchair just gonna be an armchair though.,Agreed.
Best raid boss? Who do feel is the best raid boss in bl2 overall?,Vora
Backtracking on ban against P.E.I. corporate political donations,I'm shocked...
"I mean, liquid only shows up at majors~",they only did good because they got carried by s1mple...
"Are PC Games Just Going to be Locked Down Now? One of the things I love most about PC gaming is the ability to mod and tweak games to get them as close as possible to the way YOU want them to be. Don't like the way the weapons sound? Find a sound mod for the game. Don't like the HUD? Mod it out! But more and more now I see games where it is impossible to to alter the game in any way, shape or form. They're kept completely locked down from the end user. Mafia III is the example I'm thinking of now, but it is far from the other one. I would love to change a lot of things about that game, from the ever present mini map to the weird cloud lighting ... but there is no way in. You will google in vain for any real Mafia III tweaks or Mafia III mods. There's nothing out there. Just a wasteland of media PR for the game and that's it ... Is this the future of PC gaming? And why did it (d)evolve to become like this?","Short answer; no If anything, official mod support is more prevalent than its ever been"
"Funny, I play Arkham Knight on my PS4 and never once had to worry about of it would run.","Awesome, cause PS4 has never had games with performance issues."
Project Shitbird,Should be pretty when it's done
What is so bad about Russia that we shouldn't move on from this Cold War circle jerk of them being evil?,They're run by an ex-KGB sociopath who likes to assassinate journalists and his political rivals and testing how many European countries he can invade before NATO gives a fuck.
"Right, all of the lives lost during the Jacobite Rebellion, and the Heritable Jurisdictions Act and the Act of Proscription taking away Scottish rights and culture following the uprisings? Minor blips on the radar of Scottish history by way of comparison.",Donnie Dickcheese doesn't need to know any history!
What did you just call me?,"relax none of us can be racist for like a month, we all have a black president."
"The dumbest lyric is a child, a child shivers in the cold, let us bring him silver and gold. If you're such wise men bring him a fucking blanket.","Clearly you don't know how warm gold and silver can make you feel, you peasant"
Hope the bust people stop demanding we elect him on the basis that Bernie said so. Thanks!,"But, but, Bernie said he be good with not focusing on identity politics."
I watched all the games before it was cool ;),Typical Columbus...
Netherlands election preview: Will Geert Wilders follow Trump and win power?,"I hope not, it's bad enough looking at Trump's terrible haircut, don't need his being pushed into my field of vision."
"Yes, I'm sure Did Anjos just sent a picture of a Google Images foot to Dana because he wanted to miss the biggest payday of his career.","That's my point, it's clearly"
"Seriously though, what the fuck is wrong with this sub? You still lapping up this bullshit? lol get over it ffs",Yeah let's just get over the fact that the president is a complete fucking manchild
I never got getting angry over someone not texting good morning to you. How insecure you have to be to demand that someone texts you every single morning when they wake up or you are done with them?,It shows that you care
So did I when I was a student but that doesn't change the fact that the vast majority don't,I find that surprising given that students are usually the most vocal group about anything even remotely political
"Could you use a combination of parts? Like rather than rendering an interior, render a large black part that fills in the exposed area?",True true
Tokuban Adventure preview stream for Digimon Adventure tri. Part 4 on January 10th,Gettin' ready for the spoilers
But does it explode???,Wrong phone
It was about white nationalism dressed up as patriotism. That's it. Full stop. The white working class wants their country back from the other. No one has been able to point me to substantive differences.,"But, it's all about economic anxiety."
"It's a neo nazi, I wouldn't be surprised if he was giggling for a week over killing that person, those assholes are barely human beings.",You're pretty fucking biased ain't you ?
"That's how your suppose to store asparagus isn't it? In a glass of water and in the fridge, keeps it fresher for longer or some shit like that, right?",In a shot glass!
Sparky and inferno drag are already at a unplayable place.. This will only add to it.. Prince is still decent,Vince5970 uses *lose all respect*
Clash Royale Opening Glitch,sorry but imgur seems to have crashed
A miner right about to pop up under a princess,"HEY, THATS NSFW"
The biggest transfer fail of the year,DEVIL to EnVyUs
Man Caught on Camera Stealing Bucket of Gold in NY Believed to Be in Los Angeles,RUN!
I mean most of their characters are tokens anyway. I laughed when they actually got away with Sombra having literally the most defining sterotypes of a Latina from the Bronx. Fucking GLUE ON TECHNOLOGY FINGER NAILS.,Reaper totally fits the stereotype of Hispanic dual pistol shotgun wielding death mask teleporting ex blackwatch agent with no distinguishable accent
"At this point in the season, who is the most underrated player? Talking about a bench player or something that the media rarely talks about but within your team, everyone knows he getting better. For example on the Bucks, besides posterizing Irving and LBJ last night, has been sooo solid and totally would be ROTY behind Embiid.",Mike Conley
"OK good for you. But you know what effect third parties have on *outcomes*, right?",Your condescending attitude is surely going to convince him you're right.
"This is in a thread about a man getting 24 hour protection because of an interracial marriage, if you can't tell the difference I'm sorry but there's no hope for you. People love the idea that modern day is awful but those people are living in a bubble lacking any sort of awareness.","Yep, racism got solved years ago people, open your eyes!"
I felt sick at the thought of something male growing inside me | Pregnant feminist is upset by the news she's going to have a son,I'm sure that kid won't be abused as a child at all.
"What happened to the African Glasslands in Halo 3? In Halo 3, part of Africa is glassed to contain the flood outbreak. What's going on in that area of the world right now in the story?","Damn racist Half-Jaw, only glassing Africa"
There are other countries in the world.,They do the same in the UK all the time.
"Where to go in Pittsburgh? Sorry for my ignorance, but where's the best nightlife in Pittsburgh for 20 somethings? I'm here for the weekend and staying in McKees Rock.",You're in the best place possible if you want to smoke crack.
yeah i'm the moron who would rather message with the loser guys on okcupid. it's all my fault.,"No, obviously you're a total winner."
Oh god,Did someone call me ?
Django Unchained.,That shootout scene with 2pac/James Brown song is fire
I wonder if you did the reverse and had a video of a white guy befriending black lives matters activists causing them to abandon their hateful group.,Yeah because BLM is LITERALLY inverted KKK
GNS here haha;),REE 1V1 ME ANY DAy BruH u GOING dOWN
"Literally in the same boat. I got insanely lucky and pulled 2 (!?) Noctis on the banner, but I've yet to see a single Zidane and have been playing since global launch. My Noctises (Noctii?) feel so sad and incompetent compared to all the ones on my friends list.","I would trade one noctis against three zidanes... yip... I am sitting on five zidanes, but already finished two dual wields and genji gloves..."
Sounds like you've watched too many Boris vids.,"wait, he started that meme?"
tie interceptor is on the main screen and since jedi luke is also on the main screen i wouldnt hold my breath for tie interceptor,Yeah but since Luke is such a huge character it would only make sense for them to never release him so the tie interceptor will be first because first comes before never.
Loosing lane Hello i have some time played and can do good time to time but i really struggle when i am losing the lane do u have some advice for me ?,"Nazi here, but its Losing,"
It's not racist; the terrorist is a white guy. Terrorists Disease can affect anybody! Try to be a little more sensitive. We all have feelings too you know. Did you know white guys kill more Americans than jihadists? It's because there's no vaccine for Terrorists Disease. I have a wrist band to show my support for the cause.,No see that's what he's saying its racist against white people because a white guy is portrayed as a terrorist and white lives matter!
I wonder who this woman voted for?,I recognize a Sanders fanatic when I see one.
Assuming people hate Ellen Pao just because she's a feminist is dumb.,Why else would anyone hate someone who admitted to molesting their preteen sister?
Yeah dude any attempt at social progress is stupid and unwarranted and so are the people within that group. Let's make an over the top caricature of them to showcase how silly they all are!!,Yeah it's not like South Park has ever taken a clear cut side on a political issue.
It's comical how he presents his analysis as rigorous.,People who write that much aren't ever wrong.
Seriously. Like it's easy to know who's guilty or innocent in any kind of objective way. How can anyone morally justify killing anyone?,"Obviously if they're bad, they should die."
Are you confusing metric with freedom units perhaps?,"Crap, I was looking at megabytes, but I thought it was inches."
Math vs Fox is iconic of melee for sure,Me vs Math is a 15 - 90 matchup
"It gets better at the star ranks, I promise.",I'm not sure I'm good enough to get there honestly
"After The 2016 Campaign We'Ve Been Through, Jesus Would Be Angry, Too","When an article on foxnews seeks to reign in the vitriol, has the end finally come?"
And what if you can't jailbreak? And does it change the protocol used?,Then you'll miss out on all the benefits of using IPv6
Please don't tell me that her death ends up being a self-fulfilling prophecy,The Star Wars prequels have the best story line ever though.
Hey those election holograms ain't going to pay itself,Is there any evidence that Trump didn't kill 2Pac?
That's closer to the new York football jets than I would ever want to be.,What the hell is a football jet?
CHEMISTRY ISSUES,"First the warriors, now the raiders...what is going on?"
Except he's kinda playing for Canada now,Didn't know Toronto picked him up.
"Looking for people on U.S. (Alliance) to play with. Hey all, So WoW has gotten a bit stale for me even though I love the game. Been playing since Vanilla and I love the game in and out. However a lot of my friends have moved on and I've found myself not communicating with anyone anymore. I love going on but I find that within an hour or so, I just get bored and sign off because I really have no one to talk to. Guilds don't really feel like a community either, so I just feel sort of isolated. I am just looking for some people to chill with in game and do things. I'm between Regular Mythics and M+, but can never find groups. I don't really PvP due to my crushing lack of friends in game. This may just sound like me crying on the internet, but I really want to get onto WoW and have people to talk to/do things with. If you want to add me to BNet my BattleTag is Shakencakes#1636 (I am also on the Buddy List). My alliance characters are on Emerald Dream and my Horde is on KJ. I just felt like I needed to do something to put myself out there and try to make some WoW friends again. Thanks for listening and have a great holiday! =)",You lost me at alliance.
oil moneyyyy,Oil is Alberta Saskatchewan is Potash
"Define Capitalism..... *blank stare*, *mutters something* American....Freedom?.",Or like a lot of AnCaps - Capitalism is the act of trading between two people
YouTuber Adam Saleh has a viral twitter video about getting kicked off of a plane for speaking Arabic and soliciting empathy... when he has an extensive YouTube history on inappropriate plane pranks,"Wow, I am shocked!"
Best blind purchase I've ever made on an action figure.,What figure is this?
OMFG!!!!! COOOL!!!! They did not say shiny pokemon were already in the game did they???,"Well, and they have such a great history of giving advance notice on events..."
She was exaggerating the situation so she could get me to stand in parking spot outside so she could move her car closer to our apartment. She does things like this occasionally because she knows I can't use push-to-talk and likes to embarrass me. We laughed in bed for quite a while after. She is also super excited about her newfound pseudo-internet fame. ;p,no man its a horrendous relationship you should get all the lawyers and erase her from existance man!
Aprhomoo with the epic nexus save!,"There is a mistake in the title, should be INSANE not epic!"
"Anybody else just waiting for BeatsX? I'd love to get the AirPods, but with those little pieces of pods I'd either lose them or break them. Also on eBay the piece of shit sellers are doubling the price (out of stock in my location), so there's no chance of even trying them out anytime soon, but oh well. I waited long enough since October for Beats X to be released after hearing about their 8 hour battery life, and a 5 minute charge holds 2 hours of playback. Also comes with a free charger. These earphones are gonna be my first wireless ones, and hopefully they don't disappoint. I already saved up $189 for them, now I'm just waiting to hear word of a confirmed release date or better yet they're out now",I got an email from Beats saying they're coming in February.
"Reddit, what can $1,000 buy me in your hobby?",About half a deck of magic the gathering cards.
Trump Super PAC Received Illegal Donations from Private Prison Company,"But he self-funded his campaign, there's no way his Super PAC will interfere with his acts as president."
"Allies cannot die should never be allowed to spawn in breachlord's domain Seriously, when you're doing a timed map that requires you to kill quickly, and it's really down to the wire the whole time and suddenly you literally can't kill anything to keep the timer going because a fucking allies cannot die mod randomly spawns it really ruins all the fun. This is a terrible game mechanic that causes all kinds of problems in general, but especially this case should never ever be allowed. Please seriously consider fixing this GGG.","Try 2 ppl with vaal cyclone and a breach with allies cannot die within Thats sure fun as hell, my buddys game ripped because of this"
Stormen notice me,"he literally didnt move at all , what an incredible kill"
You mean Stubbs? Was he ever called Ashley in the show?,IMDb called him Ashley idk if they ever called him by name
A simple question here. What entity or body ensures that contractual obligations are kept?,"An arbiter kept in power by the local private security firms that you somehow can 'subscribe too' and who is totes not effectively a king, yo."
"Selfish attitude, man. Besides, neglecting kids 2 and 3 costs society more in the long-run.","Because they're getting such a great education now, as per op"
I would as well but I'll never click these comments again.,RemindMe
"Exactly why people shouldn't have been enabling the joke in the first place because before you know it 5+ people are doing it and it's nothing but annoying and inconvenient, but as you know this sub's favorite flavor is shitposts so there you go.",thats reddit circlejerking for you
"Why would you stumble into a sub you don't even contribute to and tell other people who are regular contributors here how to fucking act? Get fucked, chump.","Wow, this sub is full of mature and great people"
Muslim Barry... oy vey.,Like sooooo yesterday
"Ya, main point in trying to make exactly, there is a much higher chance if you give the person(s) a chance but if u go instantly toxic for them picking something you don't like then you have already lost in a sense","True, plus most of the time they are more busy talking/typing to you than actually trying to win the game"
ya bro cuz i was at work...,"You should have quit your job to ensure there was no ice on your property, that is entirely your fault."
"I'd like to share my hilarious/painful YYC airport security experience from today So today, my wife, 4 year old son and 7 month old daughter left for Winnipeg for Christmas (no, going to Winnipeg wasn't the painful part). Anyway, I decided to help out and got one of those accompanying passes to help my wife get to the gate with the kids. We get through the metal detectors, and first off, my wife and baby get randomly selected for swabbing. That was fine but they also wanted to do a thorough check of one of our bins with a carry-on case, my shoes, phone and wallet. Anyway, before they can do our bag, they were taking, I kid you not, twenty minutes to frisk every crevice of a lady in a wheelchair so while waiting I told my wife to just go ahead and take the kids to so she could feed the baby and get food for my son. Finally, they get to our bag, rifle through it and find my wife's breast pump. The security lady swabs it and puts the sample in the machine, and the alarm goes off. I'm told there is an inconclusive organic substance on my child monitor. I clarify that it's a breast pump so it might be breast milk. Doesn't matter, they need to see my baby. Yep, that's right, they need my baby right away. So I ask for my shoes but the lady says I can't have them. Then they call over a security escort to escort me to find my high security risk baby and he sees in my socks and says you need your shoes on sir. I reply that they won't give them to me at security. So they conduct a pat down of my shoes and give them to me. So we are looking for my family and the escort is all impatient and asks Can't you just contact them somehow? to which I ask With what? My phone you won't let me have? and he shuts up. We find my family, bring them back and we are explained that because of the inconclusive swab, they have to pat down and swab THE BABY and ONE parent of our choice. Uuuuuh, what? Now remember, they already swabbed the baby and my wife once. I mean it's great that only two of us need to be pat down, but how does that make any sense whatsoever?! So ya, half our family had to be pat down, but one had to be the 7 month old baby. I mean, as much as it would have been annoying, would it not make sense that our whole family had to be pat down? Were they worried our baby was a drug mule or something? And if they were worried, why was patting me down, when I'm not even going on the flight, a viable option? And my son, with his beady little eyes, how come he didn't raise any suspicion at all?! And if none of this makes any sense, why is this even a procedure at all?! Anyway, lesson learned. Never EVER bring a breast pump on carry-on. We only had it in there because our check in case was a tad over the weight limit.",Your story makes me feel so safe.
same here. after 30 mins it drops to 40-50 fps,"Its annoying when you are in a team fight, MK ults, and suddenly you are no longer hitting enemy, just standing there because you cant make out whats happening and mouse clicks go haywire"
"It's one thing for a celebrity to create a character to sell their product. I could be wrong since I don't know the context of this quote, but it doesn't seem like this was said to sell a record or movie.","Not to mention she's not calling herself a queen, but proclaiming ALL women are and should be treated as such."
Not necessarily related to climate change - more along the lines of exploiting natural resources. This point ties in nicely with those folks in Oklahoma dealing with earthquakes due to fracking.,UNSUBSTATIATED FAKE NEWS RAHSUGHSIDG
WHY YHW WHY,Nice slideshow
"These are only monthly expenses, if anyone was curious.",but atleast he has his male privileges
You can take a peak at 2026 only using Google Images. What do you look for?,"sporting event winners, stock markets, etc.... basically anything I can bet on."
Transcendence Scroll Thread: What did you pull? Let's get one of these going! What did everyone get for Christmas? Got a Poseidon! Very happy.,Daddy taor!
"Yes, but they are making it official to end 4th ammendment protection instead of just secretly breaking the law behind the scenes as currently.","Yes sir, the link just enforces that, and is a nice source in addition to proving that our 4th amendment is all but gone."
"Did you know that parakeet are the deadliest angry bird, having killed over 1 billion people per day?",I didn't know parakeets are literal communists!
As long as they aren't Kinder Eggs.,"Nope, just some weed from Amsterdam."
What does she mean openly fat woman? It's not like you can hide the fact that you're fat. Of course you're open about it. It's something noticeable.,I assumed that she meant she shows off a lot in pictures and goes out and doesn't hide away in her room - but in that case surely the man she meets from the dating site would know she was overweight if she doesn't hide it in her pictures.
*Looks at Baylor situation* Yeah I think I'm good with high character players.,like Jeffery Simmons?
"Yeah, I don't get where people are thinking that I'm upset. I would have deleted my account or just gone dark if I was.",Delete your life!
"what's worse, killing civilians with no proof of crime or killing civilians with no proof of crime?","Yeah but some of those civilians are related to terrorists, so that's OK."
A good read for the Elf haters,"He needs to cut his damn hair, it's scientifically proven that his hair gets in the way."
A filter for universe would be nice.,"Good point, we could pull the Universes from the characters."
"Ya, usually big explosions and cheesy dialogue. Which of those was Battleship missing?",Where is the cheesy dialogue?
How are you going to ask somebody a question and then call them a fucking moron when they don't give you the answer you expected/wanted? I HATE it when people ask a question they don't REALLY want you to answer.. like just word it differently like: Oh I bet I have peed at least a million times in my life! Haha,Are you fucking dumb
GRID FOR FREE (limited time),What DLC is this?
It's not too hard really. Just shove a potato down your throat and replace every other word with English.,"At least we know how to spell, unlike you ex-danes."
Charcoal is not the same as coal. You would be very disappointed with your meal if you cooked your food over actual coal.,But Minecraft taught me that they're interchangable!
Aren't the Hindu Kush in India? Isn't India where Cannabis indica is from in the far out mountains? [7{,Man with only indica they must be tired.
Is awfully close to doesn't look like anything to me...,Great find!
r/worldnews is pinoy!,Penoy pride gaiz!
"Census 2016: Sydney Opera House promotion cost taxpayers nearly $200,000, internal documents show",I followed the whole census debacle from the start and if I had driven by and seen the opera house green I guarantee I would have no bloody idea what it was meant to symbolise.
UFC notified of potential USADA doping violation by Cris Cyborg,No!
Welcome to World of War Thunder. Health bars coming next patch.,So the April Fools from a couple years ago was proof of concept?
"If the majority of Americans (I.e. who these people should be representing) live in cities, then the cities absolutely should decide who wins.","I'm sure letting an out of touch population packed in little echo chambers run the county, completely oblivious to the fact that the people they are shutting out of any sort of effective representation supply all the necessary goods to those cities, would work out great!"
"Spoiler: like everything the crtc does, it will be pointless.",yeah fuck canadian artists am i right...
PS4 was the console with best exclusives this year.,"Heck yeah, all thanks to the success of No Man's Sky."
"I tell people all the time that I can't smoke because it makes me hyper anxious. I literally panic and want to find a quiet spot to sleep it off. Every time I say this they ask if I smokes a sativa or an indica. I tell them, I smoked, ate, vaped, injected all kinds of weed. It's just not for me. Then they go on a rant on how it's supposed to be therapeutic.",I'm sorry but your experiences have to be the same as mine otherwise yours are wrong.
What gaming syereotype do you hate the most? Mine is Pokemon and Minecraft are for ~5 yo kids,Linux has no games and is bad for gaming Oh how much this gets on my nerves.
On Apple's website it says in store only for tmobile on the iPhone upgrade program page.,"You can't complete the process online, but you can reserve a phone during pre-orders and then enroll in the upgrade program when you go to pickup the phone."
Cars with rockets hit balls.,Madden!
"One senator can change any laws they don't like, right?","Yes, if they're backed by Russia."
"When do Grade Replacements Get Factored in? I got a grade replacement for one of my classes, but they counted the class twice which is destroying my GPA, when will this be accounted for, or who can I talk to about this?",It takes them a real long time to put them in.
Money really doesn't matter much when you're on fire...,only the filthy poor people will be on fire
Jesus Christ NSFW.,NSFL
It is. They cant accept they backed a horrible candidate in HRC. And i voted for her to block Donny Dumbass. Shouldve been Bernie. You will never convince me otherwise.,Something something entitled millennials
hi Dad,"You have a pyro flair, you're not my son"
The pinup Wet Nurse is back in stock.,"Better act quick, as any KDM vet knows, the game is pretty much unplayable without the *Nightmare Breast Pump*."
"I am colorblind, for red and green",Uhuh likely story... something fishy is going on here
"I call bs, how did you get Acclaim, Col, Acrop AND UBHP? Everything else is believable!!!!!",He obviously used the loot tier potion from the amazing value tomb of the ancients extra pack
all of them,More heads than Schumacher ever brought.
"And when the new pup gets upset and lonely in the crate during the night, take a junk tshirt you've worn all day and leave it in the crate with him/her. This trick has always worked for me. Additionally, I have always used a crate big enough for when the dog is fully grown, so you want to block off the back half of the crate to force the puppy to cry out rather than wetting its limited living space.","Yes punish them with you stink, good idea."
"Me too, I thought I was getting banned for getting a 5 kill streak with the howitzer.",Impossible
I always laugh at Americans defending that. Every single statistic pretty much proves gun control works. There is no reason a civiialn needs a semi auto.,But I need an assault rifle to protect my family from home invasions!
Isn't half life 3 GPU heavy?,ye dude we don't even have the technology to play it
When the Steam sales hit,r/bee_irl
"*claps, username checks out",I am just spreading the message that sprinkles taste awful.
Oh I'm well aware of the latter fact.,Nah mate a former imperialist empire that took over and colonized half the world while propping up the majority of the royal families and dictators in the GCC and Middle East for their own gain could never be racist
"GTA V $29.99 No Thanks. I payed $60 for the PS3 version, $40 for the Xbox One version. I'm not buying it again until I can get it cheap. lol",GET IT FROM G2A CLUELESS
A friend just ran into this on Xbox,"Filthy console peasant, that's what he gets for playing on Xbox!"
Why do you think they price gouge?,I noteyou may have intended sarcasm as such preferably in the future tag
This is where regulation comes in! Unfortunately we seem to have a technology inept government.,If only there was a community we could join to standardise charging plugs
And in the mean time let's spend loads of money we don't have and run up some more lovely debts,"But the Tories would never do that, that's labours job!"
"no it doesn't, if i lose to leon edwards, then i beat the 1 ranked guy 3 months later, while he loses to a scrub, leon edwards shouldnt be ahead of me just cause he beat me beforehand.","See you almost got it Mike perry isn't ranked either so he didn't beat a number one guy, there for following that last example he's right where he should be for beating up unranked opponents."
I'm one of you guys today!,"No you're not, you don't have LEDs"
"Are you going to improve the quality and security of my home in exchange, and distort anything personally identifiable? Funny how people bitch about ads but not spam filters. They work the same way here.",I find your faith in the trustworthiness of giant corporations disturbing.
"We've got the best f35s though, right people?",oops it looks like we are against F35 again
Missing the old metalcore days,Idk man I see what you're going for but i think you're biting someone else's flow
What's a movie quote that is instantly recognisable to anyone else that's seen that movie?,*YOU'RE* AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT
"I hope he purges every department, and I hope it happens in the states too. We should enforce poll taxes and voter ID laws to curb fake voting. After that, we need to lower taxes and remove regulations so business can grow again. Finally we should allow presidents to have more than 2 terms",You forgot the
I don't even recognise my home country (Netherlands) any more. I risked my life escaping Muslims.,"Please don't be literally shaking, we don't do that here."
"There's a game that revolves around this quote, I can't put my finger on it though.",The Wolf Among Us maybe?
Schitzu,Looks more like a bulldog-shih tzu mix.
Steam is down,half life 3 being uploaded for pre-orders as we speak
I also have one you can have if you still need it,"That would be great, thank you!"
so... it wasn't 7 days?,nah it was 6.8 but they rounded up
Bestiality? How about the fact that it'll be D.Va *in mech*?,Damn robo-sexuals...
To lie about something so petty says a lot about Trump's character.,FDR hid that he used a wheelchair.
That's craziness,So presidential.
Being republican is a choice.,Republican is American- any thing else is not.
"One of my good (in-game) friends went offline 10 months ago without any notice to anyone. I like to think that he just decided to take school more seriously or got a girlfriend, but the complete lack of notice makes me wonder if something bad happened to him.","Hey man my best friend used to play wow religiously and he passed away earlier this year, not sure if I could help out at all or if it's the same guy but I'm pretty sure he would've went by Veniial on there if it rings any bells."
And it's possible to be completely honest without being insulting. It's called tact.,"Woah, calm down there sjw."
I agree with Dylan,"yo ok that kids eyes are legit demon eyes, did anyone else notice this?"
#whitegirlproblems !,White women should check their privilege and have sex with every black man they encounter.
',S
Explain please?,"A modded F20C oil pump will allow you rev out up to a ~10k redline, and prevent oil starvation problems."
I think the people living here might be hoarders.,I feel like I can smell it through the screen...
"I played SWTOR for about a year and really enjoyed the PvP, but there were massive gear differences sometimes Still was a lot funner though",More funner* duh
The Scion FR-S is the closet thing they will get.,Supra is likely going to be returning.
Best donuts in the whyte area?,Empress Bakery
Muscles gives your body shape. Plus more muscles equals free calorie burners. Plus all the other benefits of muscles. But you have to eat with a slight calorie surplus to gain muscle.,"Yeah, and you also need to progressively lift heavier shit."
Lol what? Maybe 5 years ago. If you can get taken down by a ddos these days you have shitty security engineers.,"Yeah, Dyn's security engineers are definitely shitty."
"If this is true !!! Kiss any free speech goodbye. If Science comes up with **any** theory no matter what. Then you must agree with it, or else... You are braking the law ! How long before the first Jail sentence is passed ... **Lady's & Gentlemen, we now have new GOD'S upon the Earth ... and their name is Scientist's ... That Bastardization of what used to be the truth** ... Funded by Corporations and Governments,,, to find any results the highest bidder desires !!! God help each and every one of us mere Mortals !!!",You forgot this:
"Farewell, Spirit!",fnatic loulex incoming
Heavy tank destroyed by Hellriegel.,Hellriegel op wtf DICE pls nerf
People don't throw controllers at their TVs?,"It was a joke, thought people would actually get it.. Guess I should have put"
"What rank is everyone going for in the frosty raid event? Interested to know how committed everyone is to this event. I feel the biggest jump in rewards would be from Rank 101-1000 to Rank 51-100 for that extra 2500 lapis but anything inside top 100 is probably going to be whale territory. Personally I'm dumping all my NRG every waking moment of the day into this event till I can get to 12k points for the trust moogle. I'm not a whale so I'll probs aim for under Rank 10,000. Going for under Rank 1000 might be too much of an investment for just one extra ticket though and anything better than that probably will require several refills which I'm not really prepared to do.",<10k and I am happy.
Not getting sarcasm is dull.,Do you not realize my comment was sarcasm?
"During this election, Trump was the ONLY candidate talking about improving the lives of inner city minorities, yet he is labeled RACIST.","Remember: It's only racist if a ***Republican*** talks about improving the lives of minorities, after all, we know they don't ***really*** care like Democrats do."
What does someone else's children have to do with me? I just said I dont know how far climate change is going to go. No one does. Its all estimates and data models at this point.,"So glad there are thoughtful, caring people suck as yourself"
Colorado necklace from Kay is literally just a metal square.,not a square
Mary Jane Watson? Dude Spiderman isn't neckbeard...what,Yeah one of the most successful characters in history with a multi billion dollar franchise only appeals to neckbeards.
"Voiced or silent character for Fallout 5? Just curious really. While we can all agree the voiced character for fallout 4 fell pretty short, some think it would work if handled better, while some just want it scrapped for the silent character. Just wondering the general opinion was around here. I'm all for a silent character, I found it harder to project myself onto my fallout 4 character because of the VO.","When Todd Howard himself comes out and says that the voiced PC did not work very well, it's safe to say it was a bad idea and wont be in any more BGS games"
Funtime Freddy's Voice Actor Read Joel's GRAND DAD Quote For A Charity Livestream,DID FRED JUST D A B
Season of giving even how small you are. Thanks manong tricycle driver for the free ride!,Thumbs up to manong!
What a beautiful picture background... only if the sun was out.,"Thanks for the repost, forgot to save it last time."
Yeah holy shit heart stopped for 15 minutes? No way there's no long term effects (or sadly maybe just short term even),What about the kid who wasn't breathing for 40 minutes np?
Are cube packs prepaid only?,"The only purchases that you can't buy with NX Credit that I'm aware of is Marvel Machine, directly buying Philosopher's Books, and gifting."
"I didn't know that. I do however know that the sweet delicious taste of your mother's pussy still won't taste as good as when you guys miss the playoffs, starting with a week 16 loss to us.",This makes me smile :)
"Opinions on Low Carb wraps I have had great success in the past with Keto but did it very poorly with little variation from eggs, bacon, sausage, cheese. I am trying to do it better this time with variations this time. I picked up some low carb warps that contain 13g of fiber and 6g of net carbs. I load it up with homemade guacamole, provalone, Ham and Genoa Salami. I know I cant eat the wrap more than once a day but can anyone find a flaw in this meal. I am not tracking calories just eating when I am hungry until i am satisfied. Day 3 into this round and the hunger has finally subsided.",I make pizza with the wraps as the crust.
I bet r/Android is gonna think that all Pixels freeze now. They really don't like this phone.,The only choice
Found my adopted brother at West Marine today,The red headed step brother ...
Hey I'm a black Jew and I'm giving you all free rights on the N and K words until New Years (the Goyim one). Youre welcome.,Well I'm a black jew born into a family with $150K income and have never seen discrimination so clearly all those inner city black people are just choosing to experience racism
Dammit he almost got his triple double ;),Yeah man 3 rebounds away
The Wild changed their Twitter name to Wwwwwwwwwwild in light of their winning streak,Atlanta Hawks did it first 0/10
These people only regret it when the choice they made didn't make them the money they thought it would.,"Of course, they are all soulless assholes"
I make so much less than that,Are you a doctor?
Well it's literally our marquee when folks arrive. PSFS... Philadelphia Stinks For Sure.,Every time you post this it gets funnier.
Me and my Dad wish you'd learn to spell filthy.,"*Fil-fthy* I dont know, looks good to me."
"1. I DON'T sleep with that dude on new years 2. I DON'T quit my full time job until November, when my current job began hiring 3. I DON'T sleep with that guy from tinder in July 4. I DO start classes in January so I'm not so behind",You could sleep with that guy from reddit in December...
So... Are there nontransferable miniguns?,I can't say for sure but I would imagine someone has made one in the last 30 years.
"I like him. He seems like a genuinely nice person earning money from his job, like anyone at their job would do. I'm just insanely jealous that his job is getting hundreds of thousands of dollars a year from playing zombies.",You forgot the
Confused SJW - Be a feminist or show off my huge rack?,"Weird, would be so clear to me if I was her: show of that rack!"
"Lol, oooohhh reddit, you shouldn't ask me questions like this. I got necrotized pancreatitis. Woke up with a sharp pain in my stomach, pooped a sleeping pill and went back to sleep, woke up two hours later in intense pain. Called a ride and and hour and a half later I died in the ER. I spent a month in the ICU. It was kinda fun, they gave me some good drugs. I remember singing Swing Low Sweet Chariot at the top of my lungs. I also didnt like them stuffing the feeding tube down my nose and i kept screaming rape while they did it. The last time i went back to the hospital my nurse walks i. The room and just started hysterically lughing. She explained that she had been one of my nurses trying to get a feeding tube in me and told me that when my mom came in afterwords i was trying to convince her that the entire hospital staff was trying to rape me. The problem was that this time i had just had pretty intense surgery and when she told me the story with all the details i started laughing and it hurt so god damn bad, but i couldnt stop, so i was laughing and crying with pain and hitting the dilauded pump for a solid hour. The entire floor had this running joke that no matter what they did for me i would translate it as rape. Good times. They wouldn't give me any water and I tried to bribe everyone from my sister to the nurses to bring me water. My personal fave was that I tried to bribe my doc with cocaine. Good lord. So some of my roommates at the time were pretty hardcore Christians at the time and when their friends (these girls from the same church) came to visit I flashed them. And when I say flashed them I mean I pulled my hospital gown over my head and laid there. They still talk to me, mostly with pity tho, lol. I guess I died a few more times in the ICU. When they put a direct line in my heart/chest I ripped it out and nearly bled out. I ended up tied down in the bed and even then i mamaged to get an arm out so they had a damn alarm on my bed that would go off if i shifted my wait too much. I thpught they wpuld turn it off if i kept setting it off but nope, even after i set it off every five minutes all night long they kept it on. I am eternally grateful to those nurses for putting up with me. They had to dope me up with so many benzos I had quite a fun time whenever I could keep my eyes open. I guess I was tripping at points because I remember being tied down to the bed and I thought we were on a triain going thru the mountains and i thought my mom and the doc were having an affair. In fact, I remember calling my dad over and trying to explain that my mom and my doctor were fucking in the bathroom. It pissed me off so much when he started laughing. Fuck, I just realized you probably meant stories about people's reactions to thinking I was dead when I wasn't. It wasn't that interesting, it was mostly the fake people who are always commenting on your shit on Facebook but you know they don't really care about you, they just want to look cool. They posted all sorts of things about favorite memories with me and shit like that, but most of them were either completely made up memories or grossly exaggerated. One thing I did realize was that I don't need a lot of friends to be happy. In fact since this happened I have steadily dropped friends who I don't think would be there in a needy time and I have become much happier. Thanks for listening to me ramble.",Dude that's such a boss story.
Well folks another year and another set of kids getting games they shouldn't...,Haha I was just telling my wife I was excited for all the Christmas noobs as I call em!
Ma Jun's messages tweak (paid) is even better than Couria imho,Got a link?
"Is it really true that a heretical Pope loses his office? I've heard it said that if a Pope were to publicly fall into heresy, he would immediately lose his office. That seems problematic for the authority of the Church's magisterium, however. It seems to render papal infallibility meaningless if we can just decided a pope was never pope and his ex cathedra statement wasn't real. Thoughts?","Extremely technically speaking, due to when Jesus gave Peter the powers of binding and loosing, the Pope should theoretically be capable of changing doctrine, which makes being a heretic impossible, barring declaring that there is no God or something like that, which is also the only way I could see him losing his office."
"Camille deserves nerfs - but lets do it right I've spammed the ever loving hell out of camille lately and have just recently hit mastery 7 on her, and I can confirm that she is busted. However I feel like what riot generally ends up doing is just nerfing the base stats or damage of a champ like her until she is effectively gutted. There are less drastic ways to nerf her that will still keep her as a viable pick, but not as oppressive. The main thing with her that makes her hilariously busted in my opinion is her ability to trade for free in lane with little to no counterplay for most opposing toplaners. Unless you are playing jax, poppy, or fiora, camille's lane is almost as abusive as renektons with her also scaling better into the game. The main issue is the q2 prep e-aa-q combo, which can deal an upwards of a third of someones health with absolutely no way to deal with it. So what are the best ways to nerf her? -Increased e cooldown in the early levels by a lot, I feel like a ~20 second cd will keep her ability to trade for free down -Remove attack speed buff on e, its a completely unnecessary stat boost and I'm not quite sure why its there -Make her shield health percentage scale by level, starting at 10% and increasing to 20% These nerfs will serve to bring her back in line without going too far, if she still needs nerfs after that she can get looked at again",How about just reduce her base AD by 5.
bttf the game clocktower photo,Colorizebot
Rap song from Youtube Commercial It was from the Youtube Red commercial where there's some asian kid on a train (or in the subway) listening to the song.,solved
Google?,He said don't ask
Watch out for the pond!,So is this an amazing sky diver or just a lucky one?
Crushing Christmas with hydraulic press,"Move over, we have a kid eating chicken now."
Don't you have anything better to do then to reinforce this pathetic and petty image of yourself?,This isn't about me.
Correlation doesn't equal causation my guy.,I feel like most of the fucking electorate needs to understand this concept.
"Yes, I won the electro wizard challenge twice. Now I have 3 electro wizards in total :D I'm still not gonna use him though, not very useful imo.",Plz give me one ;(
Parker will never be as good as corn ...yyyyyyeaaaah. Parker is pretty great.,"Corns great too, but that's just my opinion"
"How valuable is our squad in today's market? I'm just curious to see peoples opinions on how much everyone thinks our players are worth, I would write a list but I don't want to embarrass myself in case I under or over cut someone's value. I'm most curious to see what people think players like Henderson Milner Origi's Value would be if they were up on the transfer market.",With the Chinese around i wouldnt settle for anything less that 100 million for Milner
"I never get to use that, and it's one of my favorites... it came at your expense.",I'm glad I gave you reason to use one of your favourites
"I dont care about vegetarians or vegans. Their life, their choice. I care when they try to guilt others into their lifestyle and use poor examples to do so.","Oh yeah, you clearly don't care."
"Fucking LA hippy retards. If you've never lived there, this sort of new age hippy bullshit way of thinking permeates the entire city. Not that everyone is like this, just that it's everywhere.",This less LA and more Orange County way of thinking.
"Agreed, she did admit she wanted to get a Dont'a Hightower jersey but they were out of stock as I already have Brady home and colour rush jerseys",Wow unacceptable time to break up
"12 for 13, 163 yards and 2 touchdowns, IN ONE FUCKING QUARTER",He's so past his prime.
I think you are overdoing it a little... 5 Mana Deathrattle doubler for rogues.,This works extremely well with Anub'arak with having 2 4/4 bodies
TIL Japan is home to a 105-year-old sprinter and he hopes to race Usain Bolt one day.,Didn't know Haruki Murakami was that old.
"alright, there was this rank 10 loki , he built, war boots, bloodforge, exe, db, poisoned star, and the match did not go long enough. I saw his history and all there is is this build",I prefer fatalis loki
How is J'Zargo so strong? Because the Kha-git gud.,"That was so crap, have my pity upvote."
"can you just remove makoa and evie already? just niche useless champs with dumb mechanics, literally puts the game in such a bad direction tbh","While we're at it, let's remove Skye and throw Drogoz into Flank because they're useless champs with dumb mechanics (especially Drogoz)."
Dub,nyk
"Right, so if Obama is already spending billions to *modernize* the nuclear stockpile, and Trump says he's going to expand that, which option does that leave?",I'm going to believe anything I want because nothing in this world matters?
Amazing!!,:)
True revolution is when you smash some windows in Seattle and accomplish fuck all.,"Not like those bolsheviks, removing the Tsar and creating the most powerful union of states the world ever saw in 20 years, they also didn't defeat the Nazis or anything."
"Unless it is worldwide. Naw, it would start with only citizens (born and naturalized) of the country could get it.",Yeah...that would work well in the USA.
"My mom came home crying today. Fuck demonetization. So my mom works as an Operational manager at IDBI bank. She was recently transferred to a new branch and turns out they can't tally amount of over 1 CR. They've been working till 11 pm the whole week now, and turns out someone from the staff has made out a way for cash exchange. Now she says that if a valid explanation is not provided, she'll be suspended. This is going on across all banks in my region. All the banks have half opened shutters till almost 12 am. God knows what Modi had in his mind. Fuck this venture, nothing good is going to happen. People with black money have already got it exchanged and those who did not have it are standing in lines and paying the price.",But Sri Modiji will end bm corruption and make India great again!
"Shit, was that fancy device you're typing on built by communism? My bad, brah.",Most communist supporters would claim it wasn't built by capitalism.
[The Rules of the Internet](http://rulesoftheinternet.com) for your convenience if you are legitimately confused.,I wasn't but guess I should've added
Week 6 49ers Player of the Week? Who do you think played best against the Bills? Week 1: Bowman Week 2: Draughn/Patton Week 3: Brooks Week 4: Robinson Week 5: Kerley,Armstead or Buckner
"Yep, super helpful.",Your welcome
This younger generation of men are just waiting to be feminized,"Oh no, what a horrible horrible thing..."
"Atlantis, Here I come.","Some say he's still hopping, somewhere on the ocean."
"Rx480 currently peforms better at a lower price (i believe). Recent updates to amd made the rx480 superior to the 1060. If you can, get the 8gb rx480","Unless you plan to play counter strike, where half the maps barely function with AMD."
CLOCK MANAGEMENT 1 - LSU 0,This must be your first LSU game.
PSA: The homeless are all drunk and very aggressive. Hide your kids. Hides your wives. They're all drunk off your holiday generosity.,nothing like a good christmas eve bumfight to get you in the holiday spirit
SBC Fernandinho is the best cm in the bpl!,How many are you holding?
ITAP of a moving train,Try turning on anisotropic filtering
"You know that there's this crazy thing called not bringing up politics everywhere, right? Everyone's doing it. Maybe you should, too.","Maybe if we just ignore the massive, multi thousand nuke armada that can destroy the entire earth 5 times over, it'll go away!"
Happy Holidays from Wizards!,Glad I never did get that foil Wurmcoil Engine
I agree with this grandma,I'm sure you'll be so alone in that opinion on this sub
"Not really, valve wouldnt spend the money and 9 months of work making that map, to only take it out 3 months later.",But why waste money and 3 months to put inferno in the reserve pool?
Soccer....,"Nah dude, definitely make believe quidditch."
"Peel the skin off of them and make sure they stay on a steady supply of oxygen and keep the wounds clean and sterile. Limit the amount of shock they experience and don't let them pass out. Then get some table salt and wet it with vinegar so it forms a paste. Apply the paste to sandpaper and rub where your skin once was. Then, fill a bath with lemon juice and throw them in it. Repeat the lemon process until they die.",It's not disgusting if it's sterile.
[ citation needed ],"Yeah, post your birth certificate or we won't believe you."
A&E cancels KKK docuseries before it premieres,"One day, racist white men in America will catch a break."
To be fair he wasn't in the objective,"I forgot, only objective walls are destrucatable"
Damn Reddit hates me. I'm heartbroken,All good man you'll get to my level soon
"Behavior Similar to C9's Shouldn't Be Acceptable in the CWL If a team in the LCS (League of Legends Championship Series) disrespected their opponents the way C9 disrespected OpTic during an event there would be fines and suspensions made by Riot Games. It gives e-sports a bad image. The CWL should have rules against unsportsmanlike conduct. Celebrating and popping off is one thing, gloating and yelling at your opponents is another.",CampField is mad he got turned on by CRIMBOT
"How come the Toronto Raptors don't have a Christmas Game tomorrow? They are 21-8 and a game and a half behind Cleveland and last year they were 56-26, 2nd seed and a game behind Cleveland to take 1st seed. They had 2 national televised games last season and have 6 this season. I realize the US TV market doesn't get much/anything from televising Raptors games but don't the viewers want to watch fun games and not Minnesota. They had one christmas game in history and that was in 2001, so how come they don't get another one because they are exciting to watch and are on a pace for the best offense in history and best bench unit in the NBA currently. They could've easily deserved a game over Minnesota who have 19 national televised games this year. Not trying to go in on the Wolves but Toronto is deserving at the time.",Isn't Canadian Christmas on a different date?
"Kayfun mini v3, ego one CT, and a 1.5 to 2.0 ohm nichrome coil 2.5mm",You think this would be a good first rebuild-able for someone that likes those higher ohms?
Minority rights matter too. Lets say no to bigotry.,You forgot the
Ryan trashes Putin but won't call out Trump for praising him,"Paul Ryan, the man of principle."
"Compare to NSA, 10k is needle in a haystack. NSA went beyond USA.",That makes this completely acceptable then!
"You can assume that because there were numerous wealthy people offering to pay fines for faithless electors as well as law firms offering pro bono representation. Michael Moore was one, for example.",Who says you can't buy elections?
i made youtube look nice,"Nice job, you learned how to use stylish."
As a USPS employee today,Until Tuesday comes and everyone's late packages show up with an extra day of DPS.
Was it though?,He forgot the add
"Gonna sound troll, but Warwick. Hear me out. He creates an intricate plan where he lies to an extremely sacred, precious demigoddess(?) outright murders a woman to keep the lie going, and emotionally manipulates her, all to kill her, remove her heart, and create a potion that would let him make more money doing his job. Considering that involves killing an incredibly powerful, benevolent goatlady who is legit irreplaceable, just to do his own job better. I always loved the new lore for warwick and soraka because it does a really good job of just showing what a sociopathic, manipulative, petty, and selfish greedy cunt Warwick was before he went mad. A good story is meant to make you feel emotions and wow I never hated a character more than I hated Warwick, and that's in a good way, I love Warwick because he's just such a fucking dickhead.",Let's be real who doesn't want to kill Soraka
"I'd say you'd be justified in this. I wouldn't ask, but my dad would definitely ask and expect to be told the truth. There are enough cases of grooms exaggerating wealth that doesn't exist.",Isn't asking salary of the groom similar to asking the bride khana bana leti ho beta?
"Thank you! I will look into it. I am a college age dude and I am discipling younger college bros. So, I think it will be great!",What'd you think?
No. no it's not. All tea comes from one plant.,"Meat *infusion* then, you hipster pedant..."
"Pennsylvania man wins free pizza for a year, give prize away to local food bank.",Look guys we can end world hunger it's so easy
"So the desperate losers who said Trump can't find someone to perform were wrong again. Rejoice, this sub continues its track record of being wrong about everything.","Yes, the mighty Mormon Tabernacle Choir, the envy of vocal professionals everywhere!"
Uh to be fair Kanyes shit really IS mindless club music.,are you fr or is this an
You should buy him a Playstation as punishment. In all seriousness...myself and my brothers used to get really competitive at the EA NHL games in the 90s...a few fisticuffs here and there. Well...we lost the TV we used for video games for two months before we got it back. No fisticuffs were had again. You should probably take away his Xbox for some time.,I think taking away his x-box and giving him a macbook air would work better than a playstation
Briefly. Then you are dead.,Many people on death row who have quite a while to wait before execution don't seem to think so.
Why are you doing this?,Because it's you
"I had a two hour power nap between 2 and 4 a.m., otherwise I've been babysitting the smoker all night.",Oh well when you put it that way.. maybe I'm less jealous and more lazy.
Like a piece of shit?,But not a non-white piece of shit
It's a Christmas miracle!,"This belongs in the stickied megathread, not as it's own post"
Merry Christmas! I've been trying to learn how to use Photoshop/Illustrator recently and decided to throw together a little mid-season review and test a few things out. Let me know what you think!,Can't believe you found a pic of one-footed tackling Rojo
"The way it's going, you're soon going to have to call it just nog or something else entirely, rather than step on the poultry industries toes by saying egg nog.",Vegg nog.
It is possible for me to view them? How can I do that? Thanks for your help.,"Unfortunaly, it's not possible to do so on MEGA's website atm."
So Caitlyn currently has a 30% play percentage and 52% win rate,"What are u talking about, ADCs are weak"
Topman,"this ones from topman, its mostly sold out though :("
Guys! Santa found Abu! The search is over! (Christmas present from SENA) Our gift from santa us an abu snuggly avatar thingy that gives +5 raid boss. I guess coal was ear marked for next christmas. Merry christmas everyone...,"Well we finally got the same thing as JP, what's there to complain about?"
"Holiday Greetings from Supes, Flash and the Rogues","Heey there, where's Felicity."
"Isaac uses the plasma cutter for about 5 minutes, and uses standard assault rifle for the rest of the film. Strategic dismemberment is thrown out the window.","But they'd do the eye thing scene, to keep it true to the games."
So download mods?,What mods?
I'm 24 and still living with my parents. This is what I got for Christmas,Subtle.
Captain America: Civil War Now Streaming!,MEEEEERRY CHRISTMAS!
Got a Marvel coloring book and finished my first picture today.,Copics?
Why are you on Reddit right now instead of spending time with your family?,"I'm a first generation American and my only immediate family member living stateside won't accept my sexuality as anything more than just a phase, and I don't want to see her right now."
More of the same theater trash,would bang in a new York second.
Mira and Natsu from Mashima's twitter,Is that Olaf from frozen?
Why are you on Reddit right now instead of spending time with your family?,"Working the long day shift in hospital :( home for 9pm though, silver linings and whatnot"
Get some food,"So I ran to the kitchen and got some easy to grab stuff before passing out, but I could literally feel that I was about to faint when I got back to my room."
All colorless mana can be delved.,[[Bazaar of Baghdad]] in that format...dear lord.
"For 3 elixir they're a decent card, because they can survive zap unlike skarmy. But a small damage buff would help!",They should hit every second like regular skeletons instead of 1.2.
(Fluff) Whose super should I level?,Majuub
"Why don't we just make roofs over the roads with solar panels. Would be cheaper, easier to maintain, provides shade for drivers and road which increases the roads longevity, and can use efficient solar panels that don't need to also be roads? Seems so simple compared to this solar roadway mess.",Come now guy ... don't interrupt this ... they were busy patting themselves on the back and you just come in here with your negativity ... that's just impolite man !
"It's common for many families to stay indoors on Christmas in order to socialize, feast, unwrap presents, and play with new toys. It's not depressing. It's a celebration of family. Do you not have family and feel you need to lash out against people who do?","No, if you don't go hiking, fishing, snowboarding, biking, and/or Pokemon Going EVERY SINGLE DAY(including holidays) then your life is depressing."
Attempt by an older brother to forestall NiceGuy behavior in a youth,Pfft what a Chad brother
"Secret Betrayal? What is this? So I was doing college work on Hexidecimal whilst listening to DS3 OST. Now, I then realized that I was listening to a track called Secret Betrayal. So this piqued my curiosity, so I googled it and it came back with endings. None of the 4 endings had anything to do with the words Secret Betrayal and I even CTRL+F to search for 'secret' and 'betrayal'. All I can think of for Secret Betrayal is when gain the 3 Dark Sigils from Anri when you kill him/her as Yuria guides her in the shadows from my understanding. Is this correct or am I completely wrong?","It's the alt-Firelink Music, once you give her the eyes of the Firekeeper"
Newt Gingrich Admits Donald Trump Does Not Yet Have A Plan To Beat ISIS,I'm glad Newt and the Donald know it's important to have a strategy....
They HATED him. He's a threat to their donors. All they care about is making their donors happy first more than anything else.,then why did they incorporate nearly everything he wanted into their 2016 platform?
Something something midnight.,I bet you wear a cowboy duster.
"I'm an atheist, but Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, or whatever other celebration that is going on. Happy Holidays to everyone. I got up this morning and saw lightening.......interesting!",God was trying to smite you for your pagan ways
"A fathers initial reactions can be intense but once they find out that the dog is something in his life that gives him no grief and is happy just being near him, they tend to become attached very quickly.",I actually think this is a defense mechanism because of grief most likely.
"Let's support our new Christmas players! Happy holidays everyone! I'm sure a lot of you are looking forward to the annual Noob Harvest. What a wonderful time of year. However, we should also remember that the players are what make Smite great. I'm looking forward to welcoming them to the game and subreddit. If you see a Christmas Noob looking lost on Duo lane, or aimlessly stumbling into a Phoenix, send a quick friendly message explaining to them how to improve their gameplay. Toxicity has no place in Smite. Hope you all have an awesome Christmas break!",Protip: instantly select Loki the assassin and lock that character in.
Lol not for one transaction he won't.,Ok sorry I was completely wrong just ignore me and the hundreds of others who have been banned due to this
"Memphis BBQ is far superior, TX is a cool place with a rich culture but they are overrated.",Memphis BBQ is also one of the (many) foods that contributed to Elvis' death.
How I feel when I find a metamorphic rock in my yard...,These rocks are not for shale!
"Boston Celtics have waived RJ Hunter, source told ESPN.",*[Looks indifferently at the roster spot Stauskas is currently taking up]*
Used to be. The new series of notes changed it up.,"Fuckin Trudeau, ruining Canadian culture"
"Most of my class failing 8 weeks in So, in my class of 60, 41 have been set to fail at the end of our first 8 week class, Adult Nursing I. Can they afford to lose that many students?? We're a state university and our professor has been showing YouTube videos in class instead of lecturing and then wonders why we all fail.","That's how my program was, we started with 35 the first semester and are down to 14 with one more expectant due to a medical issue."
Why not vassalize him?,"I'm Muslim, which is why I need to stomp crusades in the first place."
Ex-Wham singer George Michael dies - BBC News,Did we sacrifice George Michael to 2016 in exchange for Carrie Fisher's life?
"Yeah. All I can think is that maybe they intended you to store their other products inside their original boxes inside of this box, but even then there is a large amount of extra space (e.g. the old BBB still slides around quite a bit). And based on the look of the new BBB and the RBG sets, I doubt they will fit at all (though I haven't received mine yet).",They told ya not to buy it...
the **exact** phrase used to describe it is canceling the animation of auto attacks,When you cancel the wind-up animation you lose the dmg but you dont if you start another command when the wind-down begins both times you are actually canceling some part of the animation so...
German walnut vs a Chinese nutcracker,You know only the finest pure metal ores goes into each and every nutcracker in China.
"I don't have a link, but G2 did it on Nuke in the last month or so",Oh yeah i remember i think it actually was g2 who won the round cause the opponents peeked when they had no time.
We talkin' bout practice.,We'll have lots of practice for The Pack... Tonight...While Matthew reminds the Cowboys DBs who Texas really belongs to.
First Good Pull All Year,And here I thought I was coming out strong with my TOTW Olli Maata pull..
"What because i dropped some casino chips?, what a stupid comment trying to seem tough/edgy.","No, because you are fucking borderline illiterate"
Fpsrussia is probably my favorite gun guy on YouTube. Hickok45 is a close second.,Screw you for having an opinion!
"Nope, demand overtime!@!!!!!!",You dropped your
"While I do agree their products are overpriced, there are a couple good ones. The Blackwidow keyboard is fantastic and also very durable (I've spilt water on it a few times, still runs like new).",And they have one of the only left handed gaming mice on the market: The Deathadder left-handed edition.
Incubus - Make Yourself I used to listen to that album from start to finish almost on a daily basis on my drive to/from work when the album first came out.,This.
Harry Kane?,you forgot this:
I don't follow. Can you explain?,Others cards he meant.
FUCK YOU with that historical joke. Get outta here,Joke?
Dontari Poe has thrown more TDs against the Denver Broncos than Tom Brady this season.,"Damn, The Texans need to sign this guy"
But at least an investigation might scare him into not doing it to another kid,"Nah, passive aggressive apathy is the real answer here..."
I majored in Womyn's/African American/Forever a Victim Studies,"And yet you still have a sexist, objectifying username sh@tlord!"
Durotan - Warrior highlander legendary.,This card looks too strong in fatigue
haha afraid not.,Figure I'd give it a shot =p thanks for responding and GLWS!
One of them is a Steelers fan. I kinda hate it but I'm happy for him at the same time.,Aiight thats it im calling authorities.
Cheesy,of course a wisconsin native would bring cheese into this
"The company that makes the discrete GPUs in every current Apple product that has one. If you're asking me who AMD is, you can't pretend to talk with knowledge about technology.","Sorry, but real pros don't need to know the company that makes their GPU to do real work."
The data seems to indicate a strong negative trend in religious sentiment over successive generations; I wonder how this trend will continue in the future and what impacts it will have on society at large.,"Bible burning, Earthquakes, such and such."
Went from a 1080 to a fury just for glorious freesync - it has improved my experience far more than the increased fps did.,I bought a 460 and sold my 1060 too just for freesync.
"Brexit to send UK tumbling down world economic league table, worrying new analysis shows",Think of the opportunities!
The bro code doesn't exist.,Take that back you filthy inbred
But why do that when you can transform a River Croc into a *Friendly Bartender* and stuff it into an Expansion ~~to make packs worse so you buy more~~!,"Speaking of [[Friendly Bartender]], I love that card so much that I kept all 17 copies I got, and I'll never dust them!"
is that a jesus reference from omniknight,It's a hammer reference.
How about Jews give up *their* country and become a part of a larger pan-Arab country instead?,"Because what the world needs is another backwards arsed, fucked up arab country were you get executed for being gay."
17 years later and I'm still not sure of the gender of this gorilla.,"Good it's 2016, you shouldn't be assuming genders"
Hillary Clinton Officially Wins Popular Vote by Nearly 2.9 Million votes,"There are 3 of these up right now, Please don't make us unsub from a wave of daily terrible rehashed posts."
What fell out of there?,Titan XP
"Except for the cash delivery to Iran...and the red line in Syria, oh yea, and the fact that his wife is a man...and then there is the heavy speculation that his birth certificate was forged...",you forgot to put
"No chance. Look, I'm sorry the kid died, but let's not go stripping all meaning from words.","How dare a community hold one of their own that almost made it in high esteem, so ridiculous."
"He's protected his twitter, unsurprisingly. If a person said this about any other race of people, they'd be instantly fired and probably charged with hate speech. I'm guessing this guy is going to get a slap on the wrist.","Well yeah, doesn't everyone know you can't be racist to white people"
Ollie fucking with Diggle.,"I was expecting a porn parody, shame."
"The news feed is 99,99% pure cancer","I think it is supposed to be 99.99%, not 99,99%"
Dementors kiss u and bad stuff happens after,N also they don't touch your Paul Smallwood
In Sweden you either take your shoes off when you enter someone's home or we saw your dirty fucking feet off.,So you'd rather my dirty fucking feet on your floor than my shoes I wiped on the mat outside?
Lol sure it is they can't even fix the calling cards and emblems resetting,Obviously that means they can't do anything about anything else in this game.
"No, what won was anger about a trade deal that no one could view until it passed.",But she was so against it didn't you know
You never know what those great lakes will do.,I'll keep my eye on lake Erie
Rumor: Nintendo could be working with Nickelodeon on new project,iCarly for Nintendo Switch confirmed guys!
We're replacing the mod team?!?!,"Do you want to get banned, cause this is how you get banned."
Why you gotta link to him and give him more clicks?,Why you gotta click on it?
I'm pretty sure it was a sarcastic joke.,I really think this guy is losing in at this game of losing.
"Breakdown of Nelson vs the Vikings in the 1st half. **1st Drive** 1st Quarter: 14:54 - Newman on Nelson - Run 1st Quarter: 14:13 - Newman on Nelson - **Nelson 15 yard catch** 1st Quarter: 13:32 - Nelson in slot - Screen to Montgomery 1st Quarter: 12:59 - Rhodes on Nelson - Run 1st Quarter: 12:19 - Nelson in slot - Screen pass 1st Quarter: 11:45 - Newman on Nelson - Pass to TE 1st Quarter: 11:03 - Punt **2nd Drive** 1st Quarter: 9:52 - Nelson in slot- Pass to Adams 1st Quarter: 9:09 - Nelson in slot - Pass to Allison 1st Quarter: 8:40 - Rhodes on Nelson - Pass to Adams 1st Quarter: 8:04 - Nelson in slot - Screen pass 1st Quarter: 7:20 - Nelson in slot, zone coverage - **Nelson 21 yard TD** **3rd Drive** 1st Quarter: 3:25 - Nelson in slot - **Nelson 48 yard catch** 1st Quarter: 2:44 - Rhodes on Nelson - Pass to Adams 1st Quarter: 2:39 - Nelson in slot - Screen pass 1st Quarter: 2:00 - Rhodes on Nelson - TD to Adams **4th Drive** 2nd Quarter: 12:30 - Rhodes on Nelson - Run 2nd Quarter: 12:00 - Rhodes on Nelson - Run 2nd Quarter: 11:16 - Rhodes on Nelson - Incomplete 2nd Quarter: 9:47 - Rhodes on Nelson (Passed off to Sendjeo) - **Nelson 33 yard catch** 2nd Quarter: 9:00 - Rhodes on Nelson - Rodgers scramble 2nd Quarter: 8:19 - Waynes on Nelson (Passed off to Barr) - **Nelson 2 yard TD** **5th Drive** 2nd Quarter: 7:19 - Rhodes on Nelson - Run 2nd Quarter: 6:39 - Nelson in slot - Pass to Rodgers 2nd Quarter: 5:56 - Rhodes on Nelson - Run 2nd Quarter: 5:13 - Nelson in slot, zone coverage - **Nelson 12 yard catch** 2nd Quarter: 4:27 - Rhodes on Nelson - Screen pass 2nd Quarter: 3:44 - Nelson in slot - Sack 2nd Quarter: 2:48 - Rhodes on Nelson - Sack **6th Drive** 2nd Quarter: 0:54 - Rhodes on Nelson - Pass to Allison 2nd Quarter: 0:48 - Rhodes on Nelson - Run 2nd Quarter: 0:42 - Rhodes on Nelson - **Nelson 14 yard catch** 2nd Quarter: 0:37 - Rhodes on Nelson - Incomplete 2nd Quarter: 0:32 - Rhodes on Nelson - Rodgers TD run **Newman on Nelson - 15 yards** **Rhodes on Nelson - 14 yards** **Nelson in the slot/zone coverage - 116 yards, 2 TD** Take that for what you will. Calling for Newman to be cut is a gross overreaction. The players went rogue for only a few plays, and while it was stupid to go against the coach, it had virtually no affect on the game.","So does this mean that we can call for Caps head, then?"
They're talking about the US. Americans always assume their market situation is somehow relevant to the situation in other regions. Which is not the case at all. The market in Europe is very different than that in the US.,Non-Americans always assume the melting pot of the world is made up of one kind of person.
the western sahara,"Western sahara that's not what we call it this days ,we use the term AL MAGHRIB AL KABIR."
Ya maybe they have a source of the best fucking pizza in the world and some rich mother fuckers like their pizza fresh and hot.,You're sick you pedo.
"It's like a pen pal, but in real time, over voice comms.",Like wtf is pen pal?
"Hahaha, like anyone believes this.",BUT MIGHTY NUMBER 9 IS THE BESTEST GAME EVR
you very well know the answer to that question,The Communist Manifesto?
It's official: The DPRK is A-okay as long as it anti-imperialism,"I do defend the Crips though, from an Illegalist perspective, not a they are the best example of anti-state resistance perspective."
"It's kinda funny how tankies oppose, like, every revolution that happens.",Any revolution that hurt the USSR or Putin was a capitalist nazi zionist plot!
Fdr 2.0 no thanks.,"yea, FDR really fucked this country up"
"Hahaha, like anyone believes this.",i was under the impression that no-one other than me played Kairosoft games...
"When I was living in the Middle East as a 7 year old, my mum used America as horror stories to make us grateful. They kick out their children at 18 or They make them pay their own college tuition. It was terrifying.",Yeah but America is the best country in the world!
MTF transexual is the term they use now I think.,"they, woah you insensitive pos"
Overwatch doesn't support ultrawide...,"oh shit, it doesnt."
not the first time i see this thing.... does it really work?,"No, it doesn't work, this is staged"
Not as bad as Fe. At least I can isially tell you WHY something is right or wrong aside from it offends someone.,"So can I. But because I'm a Fe-dom, I'm totally a sheeple"
damn right because its fake,Photoshop
This is apparently her baby...,"She gave birth to the spawn of satan, whats the problem?"
"Here's a list of when to expect ea servers to be down. Christmas, thanksgiving, when a new game/dlc is released and maybe Easter. Oh and another thing if you don't see stats don't worry they will come back.",Aaand they're down..
ughh god that video by mtv was the most retarded video I've seen in my life and I'm not even white,Implying other non-white people think it isn't retarded
White people and black people help each other all the time. Do people think that doesn't happen or something? lol,it only happens if we vote democrat
The moment I wanna see the most in FF VII Remake in full HD glory,Can't wait to see some HD Totally Platonic Cuddling.
"Scrubs, if you treat season 8 as the finale and season 9 as a spinoff",what season 9?
They skimp out because they dont know what theyre missing.,So do we need to spread the word?
Because windows are full of diseased viruses that rape the computer,I think you dropped this:
The miserly bitch probably fired everyone as soon as she lost.,"Well of course, after all, it was their fault, not hers"
"Why is amazon amazon. Doesn't matter. Also you just said their name, so now you remember it. Branding succesful.",Because that's what rainforest they destroyed to make all those books?
Tina Fey's and Amy Poehler's autobiographies disagreeing about how much they got paid back in the day.,r/mildlywagegap?
How to lose a friend and every chance he has with a girl in 2017.,She will actually be more attracted to him now though because he is being an asshole.
me irl,Is this the real money cat or are you trying to bamboozle me?
"You just compared Pepe and Varane's form while talking about the future of your team. You do know that Pepe is 33,right?",Doesn't mean he can't play at top level for 2 seasons
"Jimmy Carter to Obama: Before you leave office, recognize Palestinian state.",After all he is the first Muslim president
"Could help delegitimize him... Yet again, I'm sure the vast majority of his supporters won't give a shit anyways considering they didn't give a fuck about the pussy grabbing video.",for real 50% of the country is nazi
"got a laugh out of me :P shisha is the other word, normally used here in germany but iirc hookah is the more common term in english speaking countries so I go with that here",Hookah usually refers to the device you smoke from while shisha is the tobacco you put into the Hookah.
"They're discriminated against for good reason a lot of the time. Irish gypsies bring trouble, it's a part of their culture to cause havoc.","Just like all non majority groups throughout history, we wouldn't be racist if other races were as good as ours."
"That isn't solved by where you stack your wood, if you stack wood anywhere you deal with dwellers.",I mean I would rather have termites or other pests almost anywhere else than my house
If feminists became Hegelians They would keep saying that men are women because all men are included in the Hegelian Whole of woman. And heaps of guys would start calling themselves women but a lot of people would keep getting really angry about it and saying I'm not a fucking woman and heaps of their mainstream careers would be ruined because of their misogyny.,"I don't get the point, if there is supposed to be one."
"I think this should be Homicide rate per 100 000 inhabitants. Homicide rate: <1.00, 1.00-1.49, .etc... is not a rate, and makes no sense.",It's the rate per person right?
As an Israeli Jew - FINALLY. Sick of this incompetent idiot.,You guys need trump
Pyramidespil,"nice kulturel bevilling, bro"
I came here to write this. Like really people. I don't like eating liver but other people eating liver is fine with me.,But what if my son wants to eat liver after he saw a person eating liver?
What Have You Done to Make Money in Sixth Form?,Got a job?
I was under the impression that there was a difference between Christians who believe in Jesus and Catholics who believe in Jesus plus a ton of other Saints to which the Christians frown upon.,But they all get along really well and love peace and good will.
"Fool, don't you see that Trump is going to murder everyone that isn't of the Aryan race? I heard it from buzzfeed and it was confirmed on mtvnews!",but haven't you heard about buzzfeed's *terrific* investigative journalism?
Now with bonus sexism! Single dads apparently do not deserve any help.,But it is know there is no single dads out there.
"Not remotely true. Theres research behind chelation, whether with edta, or natural compounds that flush. Where was the medical community when lead pipes were being installed?","Uh... fucking reporting that their were elevated lead in the children and the government just put their fingers in their ears going ALLALALALA Are you that daft, or trolling on purpose?"
Just got scammed by typicalasianboy you to know,"lel typical asian boys, always scamming white people"
Why do you write that he is 19 years old in the title?,Because He no 20.
A muzzle for her frothing husband would be a good start.,Stop cyberbullying him!
"Didn't UKIP get three times as many votes as the SNP, yet only got a single MP, compared to 50 or so SNP MPs? It's almost like it's some kind of scam.",Isn't FPTP a great system?
Is There A Future And Young Thug Project On The Way?,I hope so!
Real snek actually has a few items lol.,Then you lied in this image you fucking piece of Demoman Main
What's TSN?,Canadian sports network
Just because you're an engineer doesn't mean you get to be a tool as well,I probably should have added
Probed voxel,risky click of the day
"Umm, are they expecting you to use sperm donation, in which it would be the same result as adoption for one of you (since it wouldn't be your own if your wife carried or her own if you did)? Also why the fuck would you tell lesbians accidents happen? Most people don't think about someone getting raped or cheating when they imagine procreation.","Oh-ho-ho, the lord works in mysterious ways!"
Uh... Why is she letting her very young child onto the private property of someone she's never met?,"The whole world is her child's playground, duh!"
"OMG reminds me of the time in high school one of my friends had an old VW beetle and she came into class one day late because she had to get a ride to school. Asked what happened to her car, she said it wouldn't start (air temp was below 20 deg.) so she put anti-freeze in it. Except bugs are air-cooled, so guess which opening she poured it into....",Intake?
"My Les Baer 1911 after 25,000 rounds",Wait... people actually shoot their gun in this sub?
First-ever girl on an all-boys hockey team: Nunavut girl in pink beats the norm,Shame she's a Habs fan
Highway and Residual Networks learn Unrolled Iterative Estimation,Wonder if Schmidhuber referenced all the papers in the last two years that proposed this
God this is awful. To go through all the shit she went through and come out the other side with a lot of recent personal and professional success. And now to die so young. RIP.,She went out after coming back to the top.
"Remember, we can't judge! Islam is peaceful, its white male Christians that are the problem.",You dropped this
We have no reason to be scared of any team in the AFC. It doesn't matter. They're all bad.,"Yep, the team with the best RB in the game and the best WR in the game is bad."
"There is no argument of Crosby being better than Ovechkin. I can't believe I have to say it. Ovechkin is the best player of this generation, not Crosby. Ovechkin has a lot more going for him than the crybaby and here's why... * More individual trophies. Ovechki has won 14 trophies to Crosby's 9 trophies. Not to mention Ovechkin has 3 harts to Crosby's 2 and 6 Richards to Crosby's 1. * More 50 goal seasons. Crosby has only hit the mark once in his career, Ovechkin has done this 7 times. Ovechkin has more 60, 50, 40, 30, and 20 goal seasons than Crosby. * Ovechkin has beat Crosby more times in hart voting (06, 08, 09, 10, 11, 13, 15) and in scoring (06, 08, 09, 11, 12) compared to Crosby (07, 14, 15, 16) * More career goals and points * Ovechkin and hit 50 goals and 100 points in the same season 4 times, Crosby has done it once. * Ovechkin has been a Ted Lindsay finalist 6 times, only 4 times for Crosby * Ovechkin has won 3 consecutive Ted Lindsay's and 4 consecutive Richards, feats Crosby has never done. * More all star team selections. Ovechkin has 11 to Crosby's 6. * Ovechkin has a case of being the greatest LW in history. Crosby has no case of being the best center in history * Ovechkin has a case of being the greatest goal score in history. Crosby has no case of beng the best in a category (playmaking, goal scoring, hockey IQ etc.) * Ovechkin won all of his trohpies fairly. Crosby won his Conn Smythe based on reputation. * Ovechkin has no help in the playoffs. Crosby can thank Malkin and Kessel for his rings. * Ovechkin has appeared in more all star games. * Put Ovechkin on Team Canada and Crosby on Team Russia and the results are the same.",This is like saying Laine is better than Matthews...
who should I trust?,no one.
Well yeah but after the placement matches you get GM man!,"and then for the rest of your life you can preface all of your balance suggestions with As a GM player, ..."
"Your 2 highest masteries are married and the 3rd one is your baby Janna+Karma = Plant Lady, I guess they couldn't have a baby so they decided to buy a plant. How wrong is yours?",Fiora + LB = Riven
"Instead of bombing women and children in weddings and hospitals we'll start bombing terrorists instead. We'll have someone who cares about innocent people in office, unlike leftists who only care about the rights of criminals and terrorists.",Forgot the
"Guys I need some encouragement. I've been a medic for about 4 months now and had a pt code a day after we ran on him and he refused transport. So the day before yesterday my crew and I ran on a 96 Yom pt who the family said hasnt been eating or drinking lately and has been overall weaker than usual. When we arrived on scene we found an A&O pt with no chief complaint sitting on his couch. We ran vitals on him and did an assessment and everything came out WNL, with BP at 96/66 P 95-105 in a-fib (has HX) sating @ 96%. Family stated pt had appointment with his PCP the previous day and was diagnosed with failure to thrive. I explained to the family that there's only a limited amount of tests we could do, abd since pt was stable there wasn't much we could do for the pt without transport. I advised them we could transport him to hospital for further tests but pt refused and his wife whom makes medical decisions stated that if pt didn't want to be transported he doesn't have to be. I suggested they make a follow up appointment and look into hospice care. We didn't do a 12 lead, which I should have to cover all my bases. I feel like I explained all the risks to the family but I honestly didn't expect him to code so soon. I knew it was inevitable because of his age and previous diagnosis but I didn't push for him to be transported. It makes me look and feel like shit that a guy I ran on the previous day coded within 24 hours. And not only do I feel like shit but I'm worried about the legal implications that could follow. Sorry for the novel, I just needed to get this off my chest. TL;DR: had a pt refuse transport now he ded","When the Lord wants ya, he wants ya."
9 oz wine pour?????,Red Lobster has bigger wine glasses with 6oz and 9oz marks on the side
"What if upgrading sightstone opens up a special slot for control ward Sometimes when i play support and the games drag out to a long period of time, both teams have max items except for the support, who has to empty out a slot for the control ward, and usually gets smashed by enemy adc due to lack of an extra tank item. Some may argue not getting an control ward solves the problem easily, but for a support wards are their only pride they leave on the map as dominance. Which is why i thought, why not giving a sightstone upgrade that grants the player an extra slot **ONLY** for control ward. Or better, a *refillable* control ward. (Might prove^too^overpowered?) I feel that this gives the sightstone a sense of uniqueness with the addition of an upgrade, since sightstone=refillable wards; and sightstone+ = control ward slot (or refillable control wards). Just my thoughts on making a support life easier, helping to get rid of the frustration of a support to keep a empty slot when everyone is full items, and you're just gonna get chunked out while peeling for your adc. Cheers!",Why would I want wards when I can double kill bot lane as support Lux
Yup because the UFC definitely judges the fights.,"yep, everyone knows no judging is ever crooked"
"AKA: We don't give a shit about what others think of us, we're gonna do illegal stuff anyway.",This is NOT about Trump...
Netanyahu to New Zealand's foreign minister: If you continue to promote this resolution from our point of view it will be a declaration of war.,And now for the Kiwi Masada - all the Jews in NZ have to gather at a nice mountain and commit suicide for  victory over the oppressors.
that's some strong chin game.,"Strong campaign game, too."
Oooh ooh member t screen?,#NeverForgetti
Why would she choose the US specifically?,"Cause she's not from here, and therefore probably a terrorist."
Ummmm. Thought we were talking about last word kills in multiplayer?,Ok i see other people agreeing with u. I understand now
"No it didn't. When you take a good team and make them worse. You generally get fired. When you higher failed coaches as Coordinators, you generally get fired when they don't work out.",Guess I should have added a
"Help me with protecting my computer Hello, my virus protection will end in 10 days and I am wondering what I should use. I do not want to pay for a new virus protection again. I am a very casual computer guy, I mostly stick to Reddit, Youtube, Websites for schoolwork and Twitch. I also play League of Legends, but that's it. I have Adblock and uBlock, (do I need to use them both or can I turn of one?), are these two enough or do I really need more? Thank you in advance.",MacKeeper
When the pen dries up while you're trying to sign the receipt,"Nice face censorship of the friend, I'd have no clue what she really looks like"
current year? dad? unfunny meme. Sweet cakes coming right up. Fuck 2016,I am le hilarious XD.
"A) I hope you redeemed the key and B) I hope you didn't just stick that random flash drive into your usual PC, just in case there could have been something malicious on it....","of course not, OP used his office computer"
I went to a Christian school for the first three years of schooling and dealt with some bullying... Turn the other cheek.,make sense the bullies need a new area to hit after a while.
"He doesn't have a prebuilt, he has an Asus strix",Or a Titan x
This era will be known as the Great Delusion. Delusions that everything is gonna go great.,But in a few weeks it will be the memelusion *tips fedora*
"Yes, any format of cyber bullying once across state lines is a federal offense. Not only that but based on what she has been saying if a victim could prove via recording her telling them to kill themselves it could be considered attempted manslaughter.",So should I file an FBI report or something?
"he sounds pretty racist to me, so white people bla bla bla, why is he splitting us. Magic 4the win.","KAJ is more knowledgeable about race than all of us, he grew up in the 50s/60s."
"You know that leftists were openly celebrating when Margaret Thatcher died, right?",Shhhh she was a conservative so she wasn't human
I guess I'll switch to soldier :P,Nice free infusion
The white on the Rangers logo actually spells out New York Rangers. Even Took me a while to notice.,I didn't know they taught you fella's how to read!
If she was a book she would be two books,If I had a dime for everytime I'd been knocked down and didn't get back up I'd have....ZERO DIMES
Exactly. My kids would be pealing themselves off the wall by the time I was done with them.,HA HA HA CHILD ABUSE IS SO FUNNEY XD XD!