Input,Output
"My only 10k egg for this event and it was an eevee.... And all the 2k I got were weedles, rats, caterpies, and zubats......",I hatched 6 and 2 were eevees and none above 82%
Can our journey to worlds be about us vs them not us vs ourselves from now on? Every year NA teams shit on other NA teams at LCS then when we get to worlds we insult each other and don't go anywhere. It gets tiresome. Something has to change if we intend to compete with Korean teams.,With the power of friendship we will win worlds :DDDDDDD nope this is not a fucking anime ...
Only if I can be Archduke of the Churro Stand.,I wanna be king of the ice cream stand!
The EXCITEMENT of being a single at home developer.,Why disable comments?
"This reminds me of me when i'm mad and no1 listen, idk what this all is about but i'll just upvote cuz why not",Probably cause you speak like that
I don't think his entire team was though...,They almost got to hear him say his famous saying so it's ok.
How I see tbms. Brainwashed zombies.,At least she understands her Divine Nature.
Kate Beckinsale in leggings,"Jesus Christ, I would eat that raw."
I love Atleeey (can't remember if it's 3 or 4 e haha),I second this!
"Honest question--why Sunday? We saw virtually nothing from her and her what, 8 confessionals?","Yeah she's a stretch, just thought I'd include her because I think she still has a story that can be told."
"No self-respecting New Yorker should ever buy pizza from Papa John's. Since I left and moved South after graduating college in the city, however, I don't have much of a choice.",I'm in NYC in November - where's the best place for a slice?
Movie theater popcorn,Because drink sales
The governmwnt officials raping the refugees,Oh my sweet summer child
She's dying Wait..... HAMMER TIME IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF- HOL UP *starts coughing* Das rite *Shits herself* Ahhh hell nah *Dabs and does the nae nae* Awww shieettt *Croaks and dies* WAIT *Gets revived and put on life extension to serve the next 100 years behind bars*,"We came, we saw, .... she died."
He's from CT.,"Then he can roll it up into a tube, shove it straight up his ass and drive back to Connecticut."
Have you ever heard of Gillberg?,He mentions gillberg in the post...
What an odd teaser. Do you think it's leading up to something?,It's leading up to Scott dropping the base.
Why you can't milk Alistar,We already had a shitty meme for today though.
What is a topic you can source yourself as an authority?,Shitty Javascript.
This is actually a rare video of a dog and a young boy generating power for their village so they can have electricity for the first time :),One upvote= 1 joule
"But your intelligence suffers -1, so if you get a technical question, you might be banking on your luck & idiot savant perk to bail you out.",Counteract with Mentats
The way I lived,paging u/mr-bugle
"This is funny because windmills extract energy from moving air, but fans impart energy to move air. source: I'm a fan of windmills.",Wind turbine
He scores when he wants,and not a second earlier
I doubt it will get that far. It could maybe tie uptown funk though,"Yeah I think the same, it would be extremely impressive but it's unrealistic."
Multiplayer Beta starts 11/21 for Global!,HYPE
*angsty teen*,***EGGS BENEDICT***
"This is shitposting, even by MY standards!","Calling it now, STICK YOUR DICK IN THE TRASHPILE will be the new *TRASH* meme you make."
(sobs in relief) You are a godsend. Thank you!,"NP, glad to help :)"
My Facebook friend delivered #anonymous,Especially when your mom doesn't get the tendies
Obviously. Any thoughts?,"Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
"Is there a country in 2016 that would be classified as socialist? Or maybe better asked, what countries would be considered most socialist in 2016? I realize this is probably a shades of gray classification ...",Venezuela would be an example.
Can someone please tell me how white people consume spirituality?,Thru a straw normally
Which movie would be boring if its plot is literally its title?,The Room.
This will be another loss for Oracle. The CAFC is not going to overturn a jury verdict.,"Next to HTML and SQL, java is the only language my uni teaches."
Money?,So China is better place
"That song has always confused me. He smashes a window - with the sound of a crescendo, might I add - and then bleeds all over the carpet. Not exactly a *smooth* criminal if you ask me.","my understanding is that in the verses he is describing a crime, but in the chorus he is a paramedic, talking to the victim."
Guardians of the Samsung Galaxy,InterSamsunglar.
"Agreeing to a plea deal results in you being *convicted* of whatever you plead to. So, yes, it's a conviction.","False, anyone with a sense of justice doesn't accept convictions using crooked tactics."
"Well, I will probably go for a 1050Ti then. Thanks ppl :)","Don't, the 470 is better and is well worth the extra money."
GSP is 7.7 % and McGregor 7% Just pointing this out.,"7% when fighting at lightweight, coming out of a welterweight bout.. I'm assuming he'd be a lot less at featherweight."
What is the highest projection for a player you have seen? I am playing someone this week that has Le'veon Bell and Bell is projected for 20 points against the Dolphins. I feel like that is a bit high but it made me think of players in the past that might have been projected for 20+. Vick? Shaun Alexander? What is the highest projection for a player you have seen in past years or this year?,Try having to play him in ppr...
I'm not giving up my values like that. She sure as hell is not getting my vote.,If your values lead you to helping hand this country over to Trump then fuck your values.
"Trump policies alone would 'explode' national debt by $5 trillion, Fix the Debt co-chair says",Republicans are the kings of debt.
Im holding out - Gisele 5 seeconds later Lol fuck you Trump - Brady,Brady hasn't said anything in any of this
"Chasing nerf too much, she broke",I tired dog is a good dog!
"Can't this same logic be applied in reverse, to prevent the GOP from nominating as well?",Maybe they're conceding that they'll never win the presidency again.
Can you consent to cutting off your arm and throwing it into a frying pan?,The person who did it for you would probably still get in trouble.
We need sandworms im BF1.,We need Dokaknel.
"That's surprising. I'm a Jew and it seems every Jew disagrees with everything the other ones say, I never knew we were actually a hive mind all along.","Nice try, but we're on to your hivemind"
Inconceivable!,Unfrigginbelievable
oh i was just covering the bases. this here reddit is complicated,"It is complicated, we should really make an infographic."
EMPHASIS!,#*EMPHASIS*
Wait someone just gave me a better offer for them sry,Ok
Wrong again. Live caller polling. Who is most likely to answer a live land line call? Not your typical NDP voter.,Why is that?
Or look outside to see if anyone's lights are on?,That would be too obvious of a solution for LPT.
Did anyone else expect the sniper to go nuts and run around qyickscoping and stabbing them?,Thankfully we don't all think like we're 12 years old.
"Punctuation, bro.",Nah man
Any good tv shows?,Longmire
"You said it as if a country has to be nice to deserve good relations with the West. In KSA, a beloved ally of the West, they behead people for being gay or under allegations of sorcery. Not to mention that the Arabs are waging an illegal war of aggression as we speak. And yet nobody bats an eye. Russia is just a big, convenient and approved boogie man. You better ask yourself why your society can't function without an external enemy so you always need to make one.",You may want to ask that question about Russia as well.
16 year old Community student killed in car accident by Huron HS,is this another casualty of those strobe light crosswalks?
"Some women, when constipated, will 'squeeze' out the shit by putting their fingers in their vagina and moving the shit down through the wall between the two holes, manually. I mean I'm not judging at all, I'm jealous I can't do the same thing. But I still wish I didn't know about it.",Not recommended with long or sharpened fingernails.
Yeah I have a few,FC: 2106-0064-0020 IGN: Brandon
"Didn't go into detail. Just said that's where babies grow: they start off in their mum's tummy, smaller than a grain of rice and grow larger until they are big enough to be born. He's 21 in a couple of weeks. I really should update him about the mechanics some time soon.","geez, your in trouble when he realizes alcohol is also available..."
Territory of the Twelve Tribes of Israel,Simeon: Lesotho before it was cool.
Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller calls Hillary Clinton Cunt on Twitter,But it was a hacker!
Zavala's Nightfall Bounty,"Any thought on whether other weekly bounties can provide the quest, like Shiro's or Shaxx's?"
Watch Let's Face It: You ENVY Hot Girls (The Subconscious Truth You Buried Inside) on YouTube,TL;DW?
Everyone knows Jester is an extra Town Investigative,Everyone knows jester is town consigliere and lookout who automatically invests evils and watches people who died
"Well hey, if the Left is going to create fake news lists to target Conservative opinion, then the Right is going to react and create a list of dangerous radical Leftist educators. It's only fair.",What a fucking joke
"**The title is hyperbolic and false**. Advertisers that had brought TV ad spots for the episode asked for the scene to be removed, assumedly they didn't want their brand associated with the 'bondage fantasy scene'.",Well sure but that's the reason for most American tv censorship as well(at least on cable).
"To all my peeps that still 100... Happy Holidays a bit early to all you folk whose intentions is pure this season. I commend you for not letting the illegality of the scene make you less responsible for it. I got respect if you true to you. If you doing illegitimate things, that's your loss dog. I understand your fuckboi ways. Thanks for being true and happy hunting if you a fuckboi.",100 savage lit fam gucci fleek what would Jeezy do
Wtf is with the super strict parameters on Brady suspension?,NFL isn't known for making smart decisions
"Bob Day High Court case would set a precedent and have far-reaching implications, legal expert says",Oh no!
Not taking bait makes you a racist. Do you have a large PDF of things that are racist as a quick guide?,Lol
You already stole Reggie Nelson from us (and we miss him dearly). You can't have AJ too.,On a related note Leon Hall is playing great for NY lol
Yes his actions have warranted a lifetime ban.,you sure dud disappear pretty quick.
Yea I love the dvd service. It's the best way to have full access to their entire catalogue.,"I don't use it, but it seems 10x better than the streaming"
What statement/opinion is always worthless?,Anything promoting a vegetarian/vegan lifestyle...
No the minute following 11:59 IS midnight. The minute following midnight is after midnight,"This brings up a good point, so you would be able to park in this spot the for all but one minute of the day."
Luckily the Patriots game is at 1. So my day drinking and shouting at the TV plans will not interfere with my night drinking and shouting at the TV plans.,I'm guessing that you will be not working Monday.
Yeah and what's weird is that SIU didn't say anything about it. Not in his blogpost or Q&A too. Hmm...,I'm starting a reread now to try and sort this all out.
Cuz ferentz deserves to be in the same sentence as Jimbo lol,But he's not though lol He said FSU not Jimbo
no,Impossible
$30 to get coached by BSJ. 4Head,$30 to get ROASTED EleGiggle
BIAS AGAINST THE PAC12 CONFIRMED,Bias against the PAC 12 Bias for the SEC What gives?
Y'all can have him back,"That's okay, you can keep him."
PS4 Christmas Pick-em Giveaway! Rules: Pick the winners of the 8 games scheduled tonight. ANA @ BOS CHI @ NYI ARI @ TOR LAK @ DET NJD @ STL MIN @ NSH FLA @ WPG NYR @ DAL Choose the total amount of goals scored by all teams tonight as a tie-breaker! Simply indicate the number in your post with your picks. If there is still a tie we will continue round 2 tomorrow. (Shootout goals and the goal awarded for a shootout win do not count) (OT counts) Accounts over 90 days only!!! Edited posts will be disqualified so choose wisely. Picks must be in before 7pm ET. The GIFT: POTG Anderson (1TW 2 SB) in gold wrapping paper! Your card will be sandwiched between 2 gold collectibles! Good luck to everybody and thanks for playing! Merry Christmas!,* STL Blues * Boston * Chicago * Toronto * Detroit * Minnesota * Winnipeg * NYR TB: 39 goals Thanks man!
This confuses me since I've never gone to Facebook for news. Not once. The only news I even thought it had was a bunch of meme-posting idiots and people parroting news they found elsewhere.,I've never even used Facebook and didn't even know there was news on there until recently.
Nvidia GeForce GTX 1050 Specs Leaked: : Budget PC Gamers Exclusive,Would be nicer to see a $100 card to replace the 750ti
What is even the basis of calling someone a system QB? Isn't every QB a system QB? I feel like a few people heard an analyst used that term once and everyone tries to feel smart by saying it themselves.,"I mean Peyton won Super Bowls on two different teams, so I'm not sure if he's still considered a system QB"
When your emote saves your life,anarchist tracer
If you are plugging it into your front panel jack's there isn't any software to install. Are the front panel audio headers connected to your motherboard?,"Just checked my HD audio, stupid me plugged it 1 pin too high so the bottom row of pins are not being used"
High Elves and Blood Elves are exactly the same You must be thinking of Highborne Also where do you see high elves in Suramar ?,"High borne, High elves are the same"
"On one hand, yea it's not a good line. On the other hand, I *miiiiigghhtt* see this being miscommunication, and him offering to pay for the date.",And leave it open to prostitution if the night goes well.
ARE YOU COVERING FOR THE BOT UNTIL THEY GET A NEW BOT ACCOUNT?,enough
"I don't disagree, but people baby rage year round.",And they deserve to be banned all year round
"You bastard, now you've summoned him.",It was worth it!
Shamans core concept is RNG. It's even built into the hero power. This is for better (Post WoTG) or worse (TGT).,"Shaman got a few cards in BRM that were solid, but unfortunately aren't quite good enough."
Can someone tell me which game that is?,Grim Dawn according to the other post
"Not that I agree with ANY OF THIS, its all bullshit. But this is still all against federal law, if you don't think this could happen when you open a business like that...maybe you shouldnt be opening it, it always a risk.","These aren't the FBI but local police, and medical marijuana is not against state law."
That's fine to start with: the problem is after a couple of years when the original port has been replaced twice and you need two dongles to dock your ship in the original port,Thanks overly verbose explainer!
"I would like to see his actual dry cleaning bill. Donald, release your dry cleaning bill! America deserves to know!!!",I can confirm that Donald Trump has the cleanest linens of any person who has ever run for the presidency of the united states!
Hall of fame 2017 semi finalists.,"Can I get Another year the Bronco's greats get passed over for 500, Alex?"
"Islanders fans: fear not, chances are the Lightning will fuck all of this up and it'll be 0-0",Well I'm pleasantly surprised...
I think he means Jennifer Garner. Pretty sure she was the Pink Power Ranger.,She wasn't.
I was 100% with you until the Kroo's part. They play a very different role for us in the midfield. Kroo's is incredible in his own way. Luka is just more in your face with his style and the plays he makes. I'd give Luka the slight nod but much better is pushing it.,Kroos is the engineer and Modric is the architect.
Wonder what that kid is up to now.,Reddit
Mass Affect was Ok I suppose,I preferred Ass Effect
I didn't mean it!,"Don't worry, I thought Negro was the normal term for a black person until I was 12."
I was a dumbass and didn't study as hard for the SAT as I should have. and I needed a high ACT for the promise Scholarship,Fair enough.
Please post the before meth pic when you get a chance.,"Since he's a psych major and janitor was the only job his degree could get him, he blows dudes with huge nose fetishes to pay for his addiction."
the passion of christ,"The Rapture, The Resurrection."
"Fellow CTR shills, how's the job hunt going? Remember, six days until HRC is elected and we're out of work. In all seriousness I've felt nervous here and there, but I do think that the evidence is in Hillary's favor. I'm really interested to see whether Hillary outperforms the polls due to GOTV advantage, and whether The Orange One underperforms.",Going to be a lot of work as grief counselors in Russia
That's absolutely disgusting. Red Sox and Yankees fans cannot love each other. It's against god.,"Plus they are fat, yuck."
"If it was your job to write brutally honest fortune cookie quotes, what would you write?",You'll never be famous
"Bench Press with Smith Machine? I've just started lifting, and I find the hardest part of benching is keeping the bar perfectly straight. With with my last few remaining reps, I start to struggle so the bar starts to wobble left or right. With the smith bar though, it would allow me to keep the bar straight, thus letting me keep good form. Is using the machine a good idea? Or should I just keep doing it the regular way?",You're not going to get better at stabilizing the bar by letting a machine stabilize it for you.
So the FCC *will* let me be Let me be me So let me see,They try to shut down AT&T...
When your Titan is actually Deadpool (Titanfall 2),That was ridiculous.
"No. This is that stage of grief known as, denial.",Technically it could also be bargaining.
"You could also call it a goats-eye daisy, or a bowl or cereal, but that would also be wrong. This isn't a twin, it's *a* flower that has a mutation or disease.","Yes, that's what I meant with technically."
"Interesting, if nothing else this could be an interesting LP to follow. Videos seem to be his main thing. Hopefully he doesn't make a modpack and share but rather share his self made patches and maybe even a guide to his load order.","I asked this, and he said he wants to make it a mod pack, but he is asking for the mod authors' permission first"
I have a new respect for the Tantive IV ship/crew after watching Rogue One and after finishing this massive set!,Banana person for scale?
"Yeah she's gender fluid, I know her personally",Is this downvoted just for gender fluid lol?
"Would you be alive today if modern medicine did not exists? If not, what killed you?",Depression would have killed millions of more people for sure.
Now time to resurrect Tout. TOUT! TOUT! TOUT!,Pls no
Rant about cheaters,That'll get em!
I volunteer as tribute.,Start hanging around Bimini's
"This shit, this shit right here is why I keep coming back to reddit.",So you can watch the video in reverse with overlaid audio?
I think even Breitbart might be having either cognitive dissonance or just an identity crisis at this point.,"They can't seem to grasp, the same people who support Breitbart hired Milo."
Why exactly are Ole Miss and Mississippi State better wins than Northwestern and Indiana?,because they're in the SEC dude
... so you're saying it's okay to drink sulphuric acid. I wonder what it tastes like.,Report back when you find out
"Currency only, please. Don't string me along.","$7,000"
"Venkman really was a creepy fucker though, its part of his character.","Yeah, and the fact that he got the girl despite that was one of my least favorite parts of the whole movie."
There was a mod that I think Bijin made. Sexy serana with an optional Valerica,That sounds interesting.
We call them african american predictions now...,oh fuck thanks for pointing out my typo
is now a good time to start affinity? is now a good time to start affinity?,"You always want to start, and go first."
"Game 158: Cincinnati Reds (66-91) @ St. Louis Cardinals (82-75) **Cardinals Lineup** 1) Carpenter, 1B 2) Grichuk, CF 3) Molina, C 4) Piscotty, RF 5) Peralta, 3B 6) Moss, LF 7) Diaz, SS 8) Garcia, 2B 9) Leake, P **Reds Lineup** 1) Peraza, SS 2) Schebler, CF 3) Votto, 1B 4) Duvall, LF 5) Suarez, 3B 6) Selsky, RF 7) Renda, 2B 8) Cabrera, C 9) DeSclafani, P",Just wanted to remind everyone its the reds
"This is the prettiest Planet/Moon i have been to, just beautiful.",Looks better if it was screenshot
She looks... young..,Am I on a list now?
"Post election depression I am a gay man. A life long liberal democrat. A person of mixed ethnic heritage raised on a Native American Reservation. Believe me when I tell you that there is no love lost between Trump and myself. I didn't vote for a single republican this election. However, the response of my democratic party to the election defeat is even more depressing to me than the victory of Trump. Liberalism begins and ends with freedom of thought and freedom of speech. Everything else we believe flows from these two things. I just watched Hillary calling for government and corporate intervention to censure fake news. It leaves me feeling nauseous. Like there is no where left to go politically. We did not loose this election because of nut jobs writing hit pieces on the internet, and truth be told, our leftists match them hit piece for hit piece. We did not loose this election because of some tidal wave of white supremacists. We lost this election because my party put forward the most corrupt political family since LBJ pilled up his hundreds of millions in bribes. We put forward and utterly corrupt minion of the corporate establishment, and the American people handed us our heads. The Clintons passed Nafta and passed the banking reform laws. Which taken together, shipped 86,000 factories and 40% of our manufacturing jobs to China and Mexico. They took these actions and were then paid billions by their corporate masters who profited by this. When the dispossessed workers came out in mass and voted against her in response this was not an act of white supremacy, nor a response to fake news. It was a last desperate gamble by the working and middle classes to make the establishment listen to them. If we democrats don't wake up and smell the coffee, and start listening to the working class we used to represent, if we don't stop insulting them and denigrating them, we are going to hand this country to the republicans for the next fifty years. If we seriously try to pass censureship in the wake of our loss we will loose the rank and file American voter for at least a generation.","If your post has nothing to do with sub, post elsewhere"
My sister in law is convinced that Red Bull has bull sperm in it. Nothing I could say would convince her otherwise.,Does she also think that Buffalo wings are made from Buffalo's?
Do you write professionally or just as a hobby?,As a hobby with the hopes it becomes more professional at some point.
"In Avengers Age Of Ultron(Pictured Above) He Saw Hawkeye was about to get shot when he was about 5 feet away, and all he could do was throw himself infront of the bullets and die(Pictured Above). With that being said, Fox Studios may have the better representation of Quicksilver, But at least Marvel Sudios has the better films overall, so it evens out.",Still hoping Marvel will rectify their Quicksilver mistake.
"The San Jose, CA city council unanimously banned recreational MJ sales yesterday, a week before the state even votes on legalization. If your local leaders aren't pro-pot, VOTE THEM OUT. Your state legalizing has little impact if your local communities ban it. Local elections matter!","If you thought California had a water problem now, just you wait."
I put together the preview for the upcoming Shield comic,The Wyatt's can't even win in a comic.
It'd be the Hall problem all over again. That's why he wasn't good with Malkin or Crosby.,I know haha I'm just mirroring the hype for Kessel-Crosby everyone had.
Is this b**e**tt**e**r?,Sur**e** is!
You spelt Proteus wrong.,That's a strange way of saying Loki
Super confident Dallas Cowboys fan gets Super Bowl Champions tattoo,Stupid moron.
This country is going down the drain.,Sums up america too
"True. Some champs feel so much better if they're indefinitely kept as a niche pick. Something you don't see often because they have such a different kit, but which is still viable. I have a feeling Ivern will also become a similar niche.",Not as bad as being a generic kit and still rarely picked
"What was a horrific rumor that went around your school, that ended up being true?","Not too horrific compared to most of these, but the rumor that a couple were expelled from our nemesis school for having sex on the altar of the school chapel turned out to be totally true."
Wait.. What?,"I'm watching the game right now and like 3 dudes in the opening drive montage said they were from Rutgers, which surprised me."
The northern lights.,"Judging from the latest news, your last chance to see the Arctic sea ice is likely to be this decade."
Happy,"You win the lottery, then proceed to get hit by a bus."
"If this hockey thing doesn't work out, I'm glad Hank always had modeling to fall back on.","He can grow a solid beard, too"
Did i really need a sarcasm tag?,Yes.
"If the federal government isn't going to do anything about them, can citizens like us just form a well regulated militia and go take these assholes out?","I don't know why the cops don't shoot them, they shoot everybody else."
"Do you have any of your own tips or ideas for *at least* momentary relief from depression? If so, what?",Netflix
"I predicted it from talking to people. I'm Irish but spend a lot of time in the UK (I'm actually a dual national) I really got a feeling it was going to happen. The sentiment just seemed to be there. A lot of Brits I know would talk openly and honestly to me about it because they know I'm a bit of a nationalist, but they wouldn't feel comfortable talking to others about it because they were laughed at or ostracised. Same with strangers. The oul lads down the pub, the brickies or the bin men. People like that wanted out, but they'd never say it to anyone. I'm guessing there were a hell of a lot of people like that, and that's why the result was so contradictory to the opinion polls. Same as the Trump election. A lot of people wouldn't voice their views because they were demonised if they did, so they kept quiet until voting day, skewing the polls. And in both cases that's what caught people out. The leavers/trump supporters turned out in massive numbers because they are the people most likely to vote. The remainers/democrats thought they had it in the bag and didn't need to vote - because they believed the polls, which didn't tell the whole story. Either way, I don't believe you're fucked. You'll be grand. It won't be a hard brexit, infact there's a decent chance it won't even happen - but what it will be is a kick in the arse for the EU to start listening to peoples concerns instead of ignoring them and living in a bubble. It could be what actually saves the EU, because the way it is going at the minute is like watching a train crash in slow motion.",The lesson is: FUCKING VOTE
I would probably kill Duterte.,That's actually an interesting choice... I wonder what would happen if he suddenly dies...
"Why Ne Zha Why Why is it that Ne Zha can still ult you though beads? It makes no sense and has to be the most annoying thing in the game, I get to die instantly and lose my beads","I think that instead of making it so you can beads your ult, they should make it so your beads aren't wasted but ne zha can still ult you."
"Such insolence, such arrogance",Many shut the fuck up
"Fascism is a variant of socialism, as is Communism. This isn't rocket science. All 3 are organized as large government controlling means of production and ownership of property.",A shallow reading to each of the definitions would be sufficient to disprove this claim.
"He probably just assumed the car was going to slow down, because people like this do this their entire lives and that's what's always happen before.",Complacency turns fatal it seems
Ask every single NBA coach and they'll say fouling there is the right play. Just because it was awkward and ended up as a flagrant doesn't magically make it a bad decision,It does cuz I'm mad.
"After I posted a picture of the Portland skyline from my walk home and put the location as Sellwood bridge Facebook asked does this place have live music? No Facebook, Oregon doesn't have singing bridges, idk what imaginary land you live in.","Let's be real, if any place was going to have singing bridges it's portland."
They were generally aware that they were breaking the rules,More than likely.
"Jesus, people really liked Bill.",*like
Is quark sour like yogurt? Or is it milder?,I'd compare it to ricotta cheese without the fat if that makes sense.
Good Morning Yas Marina!,"And here I am in my office :( Oh well, Melbourne 2017 should be exciting."
"lol, the spiked mace just gives it away.",*replaces mace with molotov* I FIXED IT!
"Keep everything updated and on topic please. He asked for best, not a list of current cubes (which is outdated as well).",My apologies for trying to be somewhat helpful.
Evening Roundtable - 9/14 You can use this thread to discuss whatever is on your mind or share news articles or off topic things that would otherwise not be posted to the sub.,57
play metal at your box? DOOM soundtrack just dropped,the how-to video that follows is pretty damn cool too.
I don't think this trade went against a rebuild at all when you consider that Clendening is only 6 months older than Hutton.,That's not how that works.
"It gets tiring after the first fucking day, man.",I'm going to leave this nice safe following distance ...and now a minivan is cutting me off going 5MPH slower than the flow of traffic ...and now there's a semi-truck in my backseat ...and now I'm the asshole.
"How often do you say Good Game to your teammates/opponents after the game? I'm talking about a non-sacarstic GG after a game. I like to message the other team GG after a match is over, but they never say it back. Maybe it wasn't so good for them, idk, I like to have good sportsmanship. I recently went 16-0 in Clash and I sent them all a GG but they never responded. At least it was good for me lol","Almost every single game, unless I get really salty (ex: we lose b/c a teammate dcs) lol"
You're not the boss of me now,You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big
An old friend made his own jersey just like Rover wants,Time to cash in!
Is it me or is flying 100 times harder now? Ever since this update it's literally impossible to out-maneuver somebody. I get killed in 3 shots while it takes me 20 shots to kill somebody else. Why does my crosshair not lock on to some people sometimes? Did they put in a jammer or something? Why is it no longer any fun to fly in this game?,"It's harder but easier to I've been getting crazy ranged kills in fs now , I like a few of the changes but over all I think fs was better the way it was ,now it seems more like infantry mode -sniped from the other side of the map"
It's more of the fact that all posts were made at the exact same time you nigger,Go play in traffic.
We need to answer this in percentage format. Not everyone's FAAB system is the same amount.,"Yeah, mines only about $3.50"
HOLD THE DOOR DAMMIT!!,HOLD DOOR
The girl in the GE Industrial Digital commercials.,What's her name?
I LOVE THEM LASER BEAMS!,holy guacamole
Too the r/xray!,& Vav!
What is the hardest truth you had to accept that made you stronger?,I really am a pessimistic asshole
MRW we blow a 14 pt lead,If only we had Jerami
How do you deal with stress?,Weed usually does the trick.
#OR JUST GET BURGER KING NUGGETS 10 for $1.50,If you can even classify them as chicken
The one with the extra chromosome is definitely getting linguist,:(
Ur dick,I mean you could....
Record scratch freeze frame memes on the up and up! Buy now; sell high! This will crash quicker than Ken Bone so be diligent.,Hehe this is funny.
A pretty easy decision if you ask me,"Put a trigger warning in this shit, by Tutatis!"
You realize how much extra cost has gone into monitoring the anti trump protesters and covering the property damage they cause?,Citation for your shitpost please.
"When reading batman comics, which jokers voice do you hear in your head? I almost exclusively hear Mark Hamill","I actually read it as Tim Curry, for some reason"
"Great, now we're not even real elitists, we were the poseurs all along.",The ouroboros.
You don't think this person's protest is worth covering?,"Just remember, it's not news and/or its biased if you don't agree with it!"
"Difference is that Elba is black. And by that, I mean he'll age magnificently and will look 40 when he is 60. White guys tend to wrinkle up way earlier.",So basically what you're saying is black don't crack.
MySQL / MariaDB / PerconaDB - Privilege Esc. / Race Condition Exploit CVE-2016-6663 / OCVE-2016-5616,Does it affect mongoDB
He'd probably have more than 1 super bowl losses.,It's not like Kurt actually won one in his career...
"LKD: Dont believe dev who said Switch is more powerful than PS4. Also, no more leaks before January.",and now no one is developing for the switch
Deathwing digitalart by Aleksandr Kalashnikov,Derpwing
Globe has deployed onion cutting ninjas on their YouTube,Perfect ending would have been the teachers giving the girl a Darth Vader helmet.
Here comes the airplane!,Relevant flair.
"Oh that sounds really good. I thought that you had to have lots of experience. Is this job in Europe or in the US? And from my view take the job, if it is something you love to do and genuinly love AMD i would think that this would be a perfect job.",What he said?
"No, it's releasing in June 2013. Time travelling is Nintendo's latest gimmick.","Or, you know crazy idea, it means June 13th."
It a mix of Mayer and Caleb Followill (singer of Kings of Leon).,"Hint of Paolo Nutini, in my mind."
I think there should be a State Belt for each state with a minimum of 3 FBS schools.,You mean BSU can't just beat the shit out of Idaho and ISU and claim it every year?
Hello I'm here to upvote everything and to make sure everyone has accepted George Hill as their lord and savior.,jazz earned that win
Looks like they hang off your belt. Don't need to wear pants to wear a belt.,But are you truly nude if you wear a belt?
"That Bozy/JVR/Marner line looks amazing. Matthews needs a scorer with him. Brown and Hyman can board play with Matthews fine, but when he gets the pass up front, neither can connect, even Nylander doesn't seem to connect. It's almost as if he needs a Kunitz to finish off his passes.",Someone who knows how to shoot..hmm
You're not a real ENTP if you don't trigger at least 30 cucks on a daily basis.,"That's not an ENTP, that's an asshole."
"Doesn't matter, Mike Leach is about to destroy the Huskies' dreams.","Yea, UW isn't as good as EWU"
"TIL It was Flavor Aid, not Kool-Aid that poisoned the suicidal members of the Jonestown Massacre, an incident which gave us the phrase don't drink the Kool-Aid.",Don't drink the Kool-Aid either.
Cascade drastically increases reload speed after a melee kill. you Didnt reload until after the buff was gone.,The reserve ammo decreases after the acolyte melee kill.
My friend's 3 year old reviewed Overwatch. As a result I will only refer to Bastion as Bird Cannon from now on.,"''BOOM,GRENADE,ROCKET,ROCKET,ROCKET'' - Every Enter the Gungeon player."
"~~Nah, you just misunderstood. Springtrap's a choking hazard in the sense that he keeps strangling kids.~~",So i guess that makes him real?
"Lulz. The White House did no such thing. The Philippines President cancelled the meeting by calling Barry Obama a son of a bitch/whore. Barry did no cancellation at all. He got his bitch ass cancelled. The only thing Barry is good at is getting off the back of the plane in AF1 where China put his bitch punk ass where it belongs... at the back of the plane. Barry Obama is no Commander in Chief. He is our Pussy in Chief. His new name is Queef Obama. Actually that has been his name from day 1 of his presidency. Lord, please make January 2017 get here ASAP! Amen.",This is why nobody should pick up meth.
"If you need to put this on the back of your car, you shouldn't be allowed to drive.",Same should apply to Baby on Board
We get it You vape,le username checks out
And my jacks!,And my axe!
When you think the test will bring you up to an A- but you still got that 89% rip,Literally life ruining
I was thinking more along the lines of a Falcons player talking about the Browns trading down because of the blockbuster trade you two had. Add that in with the high probability of Cleveland having a high first round pick and imagining the Bucs trading up with the Browns to get a kicker in another blockbuster trade made me laugh.,Yea
Why do you hate football?,"I hate cunts, not football."
"The failure to acknowledge that nuclear power is by far the safest form of power. I have patiently taken hours to explain each nuclear process, the specific details of each nuclear accident, the history, the importance of power as a whole as it relates to energy equity and global warming. Then to not be believed at the end of it all.",I read somewhere that statistically more people have died directly because of wind energy devices than nuclear energy
Non monogamous relationship anarchist... You've got to be kidding.,what is gender expansive?
why are you using libertarian as an insult?,Because it is close to the least logical stance one could make.
"Rekt But seriously, why not use a real broker with that money?","i do, i use fidelity for the majority of my money"
Who the hell is Jordan?,Diangelo's whore
"Fuck, it feels like yesterday the iPhone 5 came out and everyone was bitching about the new charger.",throw that shit in a landfill and get the 7 man
"Fidel Castro was a dictator, Trudeau says",Like the good kind of dictator?
"Now can we get rid of joke reviews? This is good, but dear god any entertainment product seems to be littered with just the shittiest comedians ever trying to get popular because the hilarious review they just left. Too bad the amazon ecosystem is already shitted up, so unless they're going to remove all of these reviews, we have some products that will remain high because of using this system. I think Steam did something right (I know shocker) by separating the bought from Steam and the bought from other source into two different categories.",As long as they dont get rid of the Hasslehoff reviews.
A Bad Hotrod,you already
Who is this? Lex Luthor?,bane from the batman and the batman
How many players can afford that?,"DaZed was talking about it at the beginning of his stream, I caught bits and pieces, but from what he's saying it's pretty feasible."
One Punch Man Chapter 69,Did anyone else think Amahare was Whoopi Goldberg?
Ooooh member when Barry was the fastest man alive???,Oh I love to Member That Episode!
Because they're competing for men..,Nope all of the things that are evolutionarily hardwired into our brains doesn't matter anymore because its all a social construct
And the significance of posting this was...?,the poop emoji bonds people together
They nod and follow Cat's orders,"Cat loads the rifle, goes up behind the door on the left with her teamstacking up behind and and peers through the keyhole"
Haven't had it enough to say tbh. Had it once in some Greek diner in the baltimore. Similar to shwarma in a laffa but the laffa was just way too thick and the meat was kinda dry. 6/10.,How was it with the rice tho?
"Well picking 5 assassins isn't going to get you anywhere. The point im trying to make is that in a game where team composition is such an important factor to winning, you have every right to request someone to fill a role that isn't being filled. And if it bothers you that your team mates are asking you to build a competent team, then you are playing the wrong game.",I think im playing the right game thank you.
Balancing should never be done within the meta.,What do you mean?
Do I have to sign in to OCULUS to Use gear vr? Just downloaded some vr porn on my s7 edge and soon as I start it up it asks me to log in to OCULUS to Use device. Any way around this or no? Also I created a milkvr folder and put my vids in there. That's all I need right?,Just create a fake account or something.
Be careful with this Skulling Bug,.. and this is why I'm always paranoid to bring my Nox to wildy even when I'm not really risking anything
"Oh right, just throw $60 away. Really solid advice there.",What kind of advice do you expect when you have a Shitpost like this.
"What's the point of using an agent? I've read guides, but I still don't know what the advantage of using an agent is other than being able to get QC pics.","* ordering directly from taobao is not easy/requires some guides reading and translation isn't always perfect * most taobao sellers don't ship directly to your country; and while there's a way to have them ship to taobao wharehouse, taobao doesn't ship to europe * agents usually speak a decent engrish * you can ask for QC pics and they can easily return the product if you're not satisfied"
I Am Really Tired of These Click Bait Titles in This Sub-Reddit.,Everyone keeps trying to pull a fast one on me
"This is apparently not at all uncommon. I recently purchased quite a bit from a guy's collection who was getting out of the game. I inquired about his playgroup and he told me he'd just gotten out of prison and mtg was huge inside. The inmates have jobs that pay a tiny amount, mostly just to buy sundries, but quite a few save up to purchase mtg. His collection was probably worth about $2000 so I figured it must really be a thing in the prison system!",Or he was in prison for his whole life.
Tell us where the talking Llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground!,'Don't you mean or?'
"Am I the only one that feels like this was a bad gift? I mean, with everyone that gets this for free, you've pretty much just nullified any difficulty the grims have to offer. At the same token, NO ONE should be afraid about doing full runs now...",having these won't magically make runs winnable.
Level 34 player with 2700 vaporeon? How is that possible? The player in question is a known gps spoofer but a 2700 vape?? I'm 33 with a 96% Vape and I'm not even at 2600 yet and capped. How?? From all sources I read online that shouldn't be possible.,150% IV
As someone who made a B in microeconomics and a D in macroeconomics I'm pretty certified to state my opinion.,"I slept my way through Macro Econ, let me give you my expert opinion on globalization, free trade and destruction of the middle class through simplified emotion-driven arguments scapegoating globalization."
But at this point what could possibly be damming? It's really incredible that this email shit has gotten has far as it has. She had some classified emails mixed in with her other emails? How is that a shocker to anyone that's used email for work and personal use? If they did an audit of state dept employees it's almost impossible that there would be a trend of emails being thrown around. Trump is literally involved in a child sex abuse case and everyone has their nose stuck in this. It's incredible.,Lying to Congress about it is a felony.
"Pub vs premade is, was, and never will be, a fair matchup. Of course, you may not want a fair match up. To that I say... too... bad?","I don't care whether I go up against pubs or premade, all I want to do in a team mode is play with friends"
It's an absolute outrage that the crackdown came on the same day that those douche bags in Oregon were acquitted.,white privilege at work.
12th RANKED PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS,"I thought this was nascar, I don't know any of those drivers."
/uj does it actually feel good?,"Yeah, believe it or not!"
"Or someone snagged his key, or Microsoft fucked up, again.","It couldn't possibly be the third option, thats never happened before"
"That's a bold move, Cotton. We'll see how that works out to him.",I sense regime change in his immediate future.
Cute pussy,that's a clean and smooth butthole.
"Tl, dr: a la denuncia la hacen Diana Conti, Recalde y otros.",The vape nation of the congress
"Wow, duterte is too evil to buy from a country that supplies the Saudis and al Qaeda?",Would the USA sell items to Hitler's Germany?
"Richards and 41 or Green, but I don't rate green","I think he is decent, but will never star and honestly can't see him fitting with Fantasia, Walla and Colyer playing"
"Tips for catching Uber in the Valley ? Going to be in the Valley tomorrow night for Christmas party, Will need to catch an Uber from there back to Hotel. Any places that are best to catch them from? Can they use the normal Taxi ranks?","They can't use taxi ranks, so best try to find somewhere they can pull over or a loading zone maybe"
"What do you think of the Pop! box size? Im an in-box collector mostly, but I just think the boxes are too damn big to store and stack. There's a considerable amount of room around the pop itself. Im thinking Funko can make the boxes a bit smaller. Opinions on this matter?","The boxes fit perfectly in my trashcan, and it seems like there is always room for more."
"If you use priscilla and get the stennis card, the card will be stuck on your deck instead of going to the enemy, and it blocks the view of your cards",This is actually an intended counterplay against the filthy reviver decks!
guessing you're from US? that means something different than a name here lol. it's a quite derogatory term for a gay man,After watching the Inbetweeners bender only has one meaning for me.
NapeVation!,The NapeVaysh
The father of them all. Baldur's Gate,"As good as Baldur's gate may be, I prefer RPG's where you have direct control over your characters actions, IE Witcher, Mass Effect.."
Does the new 6* batch really needs to come with the new gacha?,thats the way they have been doing since 6*s were released so I'd say yes.
It's called the St. Patrick's Day parade.,"no that's for the Irish, even though they don't really have anything to celebrate...because you know, they're irish"
This is AMERICA! You're out of your god damned mind if you think for one second that I'm gonna take a single bite that doesn't have dip on it.,"yeah, well you can go suck on a double dipped dick, you Yankee piece of shit!"
"mechanically, it's sound. cosmetically, there are key marks, cracked front bumper, rust on hatch and knicks everywhere from previous owner. :(",Damn still prettier than my outback tho
It's vegan pizza and bud light.,I said pizza and beer.
Gif of the candy lady,"Pretty sure this is a commercial for Ring, the recording device."
"Redditors who don't wash your hands, why don't you?",Why would i
"When you say stock, you mean leave it on auto? I'm still learning about OC.","Leave as it comes, at 1.150mV I believe."
"Some idiot tweeted at Activision Support earlier asking about PC updates and they got a response similar to We have no info on that and they freaked out, made a thread on here crying like PC wouldn't be getting updates.",People can be do incredibly god damn stupid lol
"Get used to it. It will not matter what Trump does over the course of the next ~~4~~ 8 years. Every time he creates a job... he will be Hitler. Every time he opens his mouth for any reason, he will be worse than hitler. They are going to lose their collective minds, and it's going to be great.",HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF MILITARY JOBS DESTROYED BY TRUMPS WORLD PEACE DEBACLE.
"I've always imagined in some sort of survival situation like this, either island or post-apocalyptic, the INTP is a kindly old professor with cracked glasses who can sort of help with some useful knowledge, but doesn't really have a relevant role, so is kept around to help with various tasks like shelter-building, guard shifts, teaching, and occasionally weighing in, when asked, on arguments to make sense of things. We'll try to, with remembered knowledge and a little invention, improve the colony. Won't ever power grab, and instead *fears* being seen for the borderline dead weight we realize we probably are in such a situation. We find purpose in philosophy and academia and technology, largely, playing to our stereotypical strengths. Basically, the whole alpha quadra should sit our harmless asses down in base camp so we can try to not be useless and don't risk fucking up.",Well your modest if nothing else
Do you live in Italy? Do you mind if i PM you?,Yes... sure no problem!
Druid - The Problem with Feral Worgen,"Yeah, this game is so unrealistic!"
"Hanzo: You are a disgrace, brother! Mai: Your toys are useless. Zaria: The Red Tide has turned! McCree: It seems your watch is broken.",Don't you mean Mkree and Honzo?
"I was gonna say Hayato was already primed and if Kira went for the camera, Hayato's hair wouldn't explode and he could get away - but then the question becomes why doesn't Kira explode Hayato and then the camera.","Hayato said that he had already taped other things, so that would still be a liability."
"but we never visited pluto, how cna they spout bs","You could just read the science in the article and find out, because it's explained pretty well...."
"Is it safe to leave a turkey in a brine in ice water over night? So, a little context to this. The fridge at my mothers house isn't large enough to store a turkey, so my mother purchased a large bin, wrapped the turkey in a sealed bag with its brine, and is soaking the bag (with the turkey in it) in a pitcher of sorts, and to keep it cool she is using ice water. My question is, is this a safe thing to do? I mean, regardless of whether it is or not i guess she doesn't really have any recourse since the fridge isn't large enough to store the turkey. is there anything i can do to keep it safe over night?",No you could burn the whole house down.
Wake me up,Wake me up inside
"well, then you're lucky that your area seems stable for your team. But even if it is: you can never be sure that there will not be some takeover action from another team while you're asleep.","Yea, but I'd rather take that risk than box out a bunch of allies by having 15 gyms or whatever."
People who have suffered from sleep paralysis. What was your experience like?,Which one
"Um, that was Gandalf who said that. geez, learn your Star Wars, man.","God dangit, how can I ever forget something like that?"
Why should she give a shit what the press wants? Their is literally nothing she could do to get them off of her side. They want her to win.,It's natural and expected for presidential candidates to give press conferences
Teams that are for sure going to be 0-2. What's your plan? Do you wait it out and hope for the best? Make big trades? What's your plan to bounce back from an 0-2 hole?,Try not to cry
My shoes are the same color as this carpet,"You ain't got not feet, Lt Dan"
What is everyone drinking tonight for Thanksgiving? I'm having some mead and a cider.,An indifferent prosecco.
What I fear the most about Europe.,"I get the outrage, but if you want housing prices to be even remotely sane while having modern building standards, you kind of have to build high and new."
Which means what exactly? In the real world.,It means that May means it about Brexit meaning Brexit.
"He's one of the very, very, *very* few players who can say they've developed their own successful style of playing LoL. This guy has developed and mastered his own little metagame around AP Shaco without anyone else's help.",His own style usually involveships him inting
Cheese slice,I have never had a slice of cheese *not* stick right to the slicer.
"hey there, got any gen5 events? if so let me know which ones, thanks :)","Believe I have a spare Victini and Kelado, will have to check pokemon bank though"
I blame Shakib Al Hasan for this loss. He was the one who stepped out and got stumped when the team could have benefited by a good innings from him and got a good 1st innings lead.,Took a 5ver in the 2nd innings though so that equals that
"There was an OVA recently, in case you didn't know.",And a current Rewatch
"yea, I don't see how its shitty.",How is it not shitty?
"Qatar? Where did you get that from? Do they even have an F1 capable circuit? Also, Hockenheim won't happen next year, so it will be 20 races max in 2017.","Yes, they have Losail."
"As scary as it may be in vr, people need to remember that they are still perfectly safe from any physical harm.",Just mental harm
"If this is true then this man has my full sympathy. Also, if this is true, then Champion should stand down. In fact, she should not hold public office. One should never hit one's partner in anything other than self defence (if necessary).",Read the comment above yours
Lifesaver POTGs are dumb,But that's the only way for Ana to get POTG...
Who gives a shit about 3 and 4 lol,Apparently 2004 people
so shooting at cops nullifies the 6th amendment?,"Kinda, yeah."
Drum Glock Complete With Scope and Barrel Extension,Magazines in movies be like
This is why you don't buy ebooks that you can't download to your computer (and remove the DRM from).,"Good practice, but I think at that point it would be ok to sail the seas if ya know what I mean."
Jaloers! Zou zo weer terug willen :)!,Ik ben ook heel erg benieuwd!
can i have 1 code aswell man,Are u from the UK
"Considering the M&P Shield, Glock 43, and Walther PPS M2. If you have experience with these could you tell me how the recoil on these compares? How do the prices compare?","Price, low to high: Shield, PPS, G43 Recoil, most to least: G43, Shield, PPS"
OUCH,I'm thinking about becoming a ref so I can get slapped by Antonio Brown Jr.
Imagine how much worse it'd be if Hawaii was a large swing state.,Don't you mean Kenya?
"What, how is one self-insert more useless than another self-insert when they are both protag of the same story?",But Gudao doesn't have boobs!
"Same honestly, I don't have the heart to tell them I'm an atheist though",Sell them and donate the money to your local Antifa comrade!
Poly? I never played her but why Poly?,sic em crush auto
Brock has been dominating for 3-4 years straight.,Because he does UFC...
"Religious folks of Reddit: what's your religion, and what makes it better than all of the others?",ITT: Tolerance and Love
"Showerthought: It's surprising that we haven't seen a player celebrate a TD by pretending to throw a flag Or a bunch of flags, if you want to make a dance out of it. Seems like a fair way to criticize the celebration penalties.",The Rulebook clearly states that the Patriots lose 3 first-round picks if any player on any team performs this celebration at any time
?,Wait.
Boy Abunda?,Mond Gutierrez.
So... You got the D?,And he took the L
Pumpkins? Pumpkins. Here's my glorious AMD pumpkin from 3 years ago!,"No need to light it, it'll do it itself"
Bad urban planning ran by democrats for the past several decades. All they care about is that you vote democrat every election.,Michigan has a republican governor and legislature buddy.
"So, what is your response when a Republican makes the inevitable, but Hillary Clinton or you mean like Democrats? Like, I see this and know its terrible, but I also know that the response to criticism on this will invariably be some horrible false equivalence.",Examples?
"I got my warham,meer for 68m, I doubt its worth buying for most people as its onyl really worth @ telos and raids and most of my friends already have one (and stacking has zero to little purpose)","not only pvmers buy them, just saying."
"A lot of them are doubling down on the Republicans are racist, sexist, bigots. Most of them can't even express why outside of the simple accusations and misinformation that the media feeds them.",The main problem with liberal idiots: they believe each others' bullshit.
wEESNAW,#WELL KEEP PLAYING IT #THAT WAS TERRIBLE
A Christmas Comic,"Well after the Trump mess I'm sure dad will accept you back but you'll have to apologise, implement a parliamentary system and have the Queen as head of state along with some minor corrections to the language you refer to as 'US English'."
My idea for end of season rewards,Idea's been shared on here multiple times before even with concept pictures.
Flash shouldn't have armor,"He did in injustice, not saying i justify it, but it's not new"
. The best way forward from here? Heroes going to 16 and 15 respectively. TH9 lvl lab except valks. Not focused on war ATM but maybe in future,"Start your th11 upgrade, will make life easier!"
Why? He'd be biased as fuck for the Democrats.,which is what unbiased is for a lot of redditors.
You're coming 2nd 500m before the finish line of the 10km final at the Olympics. What song would you put on to supercharge you in order to come 1st?,Loneliness of the long distance runner - Iron Maiden
How Low Can Political Journalism Sink?,Well luckily they aren't blatantly picking sides and engaging in divisive rhetoric and hyperbole
...why?,I don't know
"There are very different levels of severity with Aspergers, as with all Autism Spectrum Disorders (they actually removed Aspergers as a diagnosis in the DSM-V and it's just rolled into Autism Spectrum Disorder, oddly) It can be tough to pick up on unless you just spend a lot of time with the person, because it has to manifest itself in a pattern of behavior across various situations. Being socially awkward at dinner parties isn't typically pervasive enough to be indicative of ASD, but there are also many ways it can show itself (inability to deal with change - especially in regards to plans, intense obsession with particular topics, difficulty comprehending how/why others feel a certain way [difficulty with empathy], feeling intense discomfort having close/intimate [not sexual/romantic] relationships with family or friends, etc) One of my brothers has a bit of Aspergers - not significant, but we picked up on it. To most people it just seems like the personality quirks that we all have.","This is so true, it's different for different people!"
Where does one go if they have no citizenship?,I would assume that one would have a second passport before doing something like that.
"Did I just, like, assume your religion?","Damn right, I bet you didn't even know what transreligious was you oppressive shit lord"
Tulsi Gabbard is one smart lady and she's completely against nation building. I'm really hoping she can help effect some change and get America out of the Middle East completely.,"We have the best democrats folks believe me, you know it, I know it, they know it, everyone knows it... wait... what?"
I think it got juicy the week before.,Yeah it got sad a week after when the complaints started flooding in
Highlight: Andrew Miller 40 pitches. Cody Allen 40 pitches. Game one. Let's see how effective they continue to be.,"The Indians' bullpen is still stocked with guys like Shaw, Otero, and McCallister though"
"Sorry, I'm two tired ;)",You don't understand how hard it was for me to get up this morning to get here for an 8am appt.
I think we are the only ones here...,Nope
Parents caught you masturbating.,Caught parents during sex.
T-Mobile Bill messed up again.stop receiving EIP credit on the data line.,tl;dr try paragraphs and formatting
That's next up for burning.,We're already halfway there.
Wow I'm sure you're really swaying a Trump voters mind by insulting them,You operate under the assumption that he gives a fuck about any Trump supporter's mind at this point.
We don;t have to think back that far. Look at all of the riots not. Look at the Dallas police officer shootings.,My point exactly...people are stupid...but I was giving an example specifically related to anti abortion people since it seemed directly relevant
Drug-testing of welfare clients fails to yield any positive drug tests,"yeah, but it yielded some sweet tax payer money for a loyal donor I'm sure!"
Imagine if Obama had some sort of outside organization run by his former campaign staff set up to haunt people who opposed him. I do believe Republicans in America would flip their shit.,republicans flipped their shit because 1 day in 8 years he wore a tan suit.
He only ever accuses anyone of things he himself has done.,Ding ding ding
No assist?,had that turned off
Removal of Japan Map,its not getting removed
Like shark infested waters...,Exactly this.
Confidence and bullshit will get you through 4 years of an honours ba in English. Trust me,What do you do with a BA in English?
"215 out of a population of 4.8 million registered voters. are you serious right now? you're concerned about 215 possible bad votes, out of a population of 4.8 million? you must be joking. this is what you call overwhelming? 215. out of 4.8 million. this is why no one takes voter fraud seriously. because it's not serious.",But but... IN LA COUNTY ALONE!
"Right, so it's 3 Spider-Man movies and 3 team-ups. Sounds like a regular Marvel thing these days.",And then we can reboot again!
"Oh I love it. This would potentially be Jake Browning's Senior Year if he stays, or Jacob Sirmon's first year at the helm. Would be fun either way.",Two senior Qbs dueling it out
White nationalists plot Election Day show of force,"But remember folks, the Trump campaign is the REAL supporter of minorities."
Never good idea to give cc immunity on a normal ability,Ravan and Chang'e say hi
Taylor Swift's 'Shake It Off' by HighQualityGifs,Someone should make a gif of this!
"Indeed. These are very rare and hard to find. As far as I know, they are extremely expensive also.",I've seen thousands...
"NRO hasn't turned a profit in ages, ran entirely on donations from GOPe. NYTimes will do the same if needed.",In the peoples Republic of Norway failing newspapers get handouts from the government and tax benefits.. Taxpayer money well spent
Yep.,Fair enough then.
Why are you getting downvotes? Lots of criminals on Reddit...,Lots of SJW's on Reddit.
Former councillor Doug Ford improperly used political influence to assist clients at city hall,A Ford with no regards for rules and laws which interfere with their choice of day to day dealings and activities.. unbelievable.
Actually sounds like it could be good,wtf
Kailangan huwag mamatay si Imelda before 2022.,Yeah this is going to be a huge factor.
"They didn't tell us directly to Vote for Hillary Clinton two weeks before the election, no","Right, that's because in both situations, Garrison isn't talking to us."
Study high. Take the exam high. Get high scores.,Drop out your senior year instead!
I can't see this comment past my FoeFire weapons' blue fire.,That sweet sweet Spirit Crafter backpiece tho
Premier salaries have increased 31 fold(!!!) since the inaugural season. In this market Ozil and Sanchez are worth a lot more than they are currently paid,Trying to promote your twitter account I see ;)
Check out the discord community. Post at the very top,Also the iPASTORE app is regularly updated.
"I was using Firefox a lot but after I got android phone (which forced me to create gmail) and started switching between multiple PCs a day when I started working where I am now (about 5 years ago) I just went for the Chrome. The bookmarks sync is just too good, much easier than carrying around flash drive with HTML file and hoping I won't loose it, forget it somewhere or break it.","Firefox works plenty good enough for me, and I've already got a heater in my room"
"Probably $50-65 if I had to guess. Dunno why you'd need four though, most I could justify running is 2.",Sneak and Show (although I think most lists have cut back from 4 to 3 recently).
Macerena,Barcelona
"Goddammit, how the fuck do the Titans have two picks in *each of the first three fucking rounds* and *this much cap space?!*","Ahem, we only have one second rounder."
This hurts to read as a psychology / education student :/,Then I guess it's a good thing I won't be having children
Over? Still going for me...,idk OP said after event so I assumed it's over.
I love how the Hillary campaign uses their influence to give citizenship to a person involved in a murder case that also threatened to kill a judge just so they'll have something to throw against Trump And the media is flipping out over Trump calling it out. It really is sad how far gone the media is.,you really should seek help
Tumblr insanity in the wild,I would call the police too after being raped like that.
"No but they'll be sure to tell you any way, whether you asked for it or not.","'I'm also like, a veeeegaaan' Stab."
"Fred Meyer (west coast) 40% off LEGO flash deal, plus 15% off emailed coupon for HOME/LEGO products Fred Meyer (west coast) 40% off LEGO flash deal, plus 15% off emailed coupon for HOME/LEGO products it ends today sorry, just found out",So is that a total of 55% off?
Soo uhh how much you want for that account in seven weeks?,That you will need it is enough for me.
"Nah, he's gonna put on a hat and be the phat controller.",Dropping the dankest beats.
Supreme hoodies tend to fit more long and slim than wide and bulky in my experience. Go TTS for normal look or size up for a bit baggy.,eyyy thanks bro.
And he's done. Time to farm the medals for str ssj3 vegeta,Nice man I haven't even started farming the medals for mine yet
Do You Want Abs FAST!?!,I thought this post was for an anti lock braking system...
"Do you feel that PC Gaming and Internet take too much of your time that you never actually do something productive or social in your life ? I think I'm going to stop for a while , take time to improve myself and go out of my confort zone. I may buy the Nintendo Switch , I'll be a peasant for at least 3 years , playing outside casually or at a bar 6 hours a week maximum. I will make myself great and then, in 2020 or even in 2021 , I'll buy a wonderfull SLI of GTX 1380TI with a 4k@120hz OLED monitor (like the UP3017Q) but with HDR support aswell. It will be incredibly...I could even play WiiU games at 4k Msaa 8x thanks to emulation.",I hope you post your future set up on r/neckbeardnests Kappa
CoD IW delivers 3 unique game modes! Must buy!,Would rather buy WinRAR than this atm
"Oh, I'm silly then. But still I thought it was a nifty little event. It atleast gave you something through all the tedious woodcutting.",That's what Netflix is for mate
"It sounds like a fun idea, but I'm not sure if downtown OC has the population to support several food trucks. It seems to me that you need a lot of people in walking distance for food truck parks to work. Not trying to shit on your idea, just something to think about.",I don't think that it is a terrible idea since the transit center is close but I would want it a little closer to the courthouse and all the shops for foot traffic.
"North Charleston Coliseum? (South Carolina) Going to a concert next spring, anyone know how they are on fakes?",Whatchu got
CZ Minutes: OH GOD FREE TO PLAY EVERYBODY PANIC (Crossing Zebras),I like the fact that the big three are finally posting news at a decent clip again.
"mhmm! Good to see you're still playing, eve if we had to pew each other :D",":D you were picking on the ratters too much, had to end your fun lol"
80% Of White Evangelical Protestants Feel That They're As Persecuted As African-Americans,"To people accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression."
"Well, are they at gangster rap concerts taking the mics away from the performers to admonish the artists and crowd for propagating violence in the black community, or are they pushing around families and employees that are just trying to go about their business? Soft target attention whoring, and doing nothing but making enemies of the wrong people. This is childish and gutless.",You summed up BLM perfectly with that last paragraph.
I wish there was a way I could see boobs on the internet or something,It's not the same
"You are indeed brave, Peugeot, but the fight is mine!","Oh, had enough, eh?"
I've come to talk with you again,Because a vision softly creeping?
Very Right Wing People Are Happiest With Their Sex Lives ...Thoughts?,but are their partners happy?
The white flight of Derek Black - About the slow liberation of the man who was once called the heir of the white supremacy movement (by Eli Saslow),Amazing grace how sweet the sound That saved a wretch like me.
"I chose that combo over 25 years ago, long before there was any affiliation with the Ducks - before the Ducks even existed, in fact.",It's never too late to see the light
"Momma said don't put your feet on the table, but momma they cost more then the table!",This title is the kinda shit that gets you slapped
I say this as an old-school CoD fan. Infinite Warfare is fun.,"It is, im just not enjoying it because of the bugged Lag Assist."
US budget problem solved: just stop paying.,"Not sure if you're joking, but that actually is his plan."
At least there's something positive about the election results... We're going to get a great South Park episode out of this.,Make The Daily Show Great Again
"If the Pigtail Girl is the one who talk with us in the night 6, and in FNaF World begginning and she is Baby, so what this means in the lore of FNaF 1-4? We know in the night 6 final text we see Pigtail Girl talking with us, after the same phrase and the same color text appear in the beggining of FNaF World, and the same yellow eyes in the beggining is from Baby cutscene We know Pigtail Girl is responsable for something about crying child But this is interesting if we look a old phrase by Scott he said in the past: Can be the lore be solved with the first four games? Yes I mean, WHATA FUCK We know SL will give us answer about that ending, but what answers And if this answer can be in the first four games, so where is it? In FNaF 3 minigames? In Phone Guy phone calls? In the sources? No, ANYTHING can explain that thing When Scott said the lore could be solved with the four games, he said the fourth game is the last one, i don't want to make any more game about FNaF, the story is completed SL can be the thing wich can solve this night 6 minigame I mean, theres anything in the main four games wich can explain that WHAT THAT THING MEANS? Why she said I will put you back together??? Who the fock she is to say that? Who is the other animatronic besides Puppet and Golden Freddy wich is powerfull and can explain that final phrase? I mean, probably you gonna say She is mangle, she put the kid together in the fnaf 3 minigames with the cake Well 1- We don't know if she is Mangle soul, wich for me this theory about the garden kids are the Toys souls is a kinda straw-gasp just because they looks like Balloon Boy and has the Toys figures, don't really sounds perfect in my eyes 2- We still don't know if the kid is 100% Golden Freddy, because there's the fifth kid in the other three games, wich absolutyly isn't Shadow Freddy or Puppet or whatever other thing So for me, this explaination about the FNaF3 minigames still strange, even she has something with these minigames in FNaF World been the pieces for the lore... Well, this is how i see tbh...","I believe that Pigtail girl says that just for calm down BV, but later she is the victim of MCI and helps with Happiest Day to hold this promise I will put you back together aka five another kids with masks and 5 animatronics giving cake (Mangle takes cake but shhh)."
Fair enough,"Still looks good, just personally I like simplistic desktops."
This is true but doesn't mean I can't find it satisfying,This sub is nothing but these types of post.
I haven't gotten around to the next two yet. Haven't been watching many movies lately TBH.,"No rush, do it when you can."
How do you know that,We just do.
if manufacturers made enough to sell there wouldn't be resellers,True but if resellers didn't then there also wouldn't be resellers
Cop gets canned after shooting her own 11-year-old daughter at a Halloween party,Good thing they're praying for the child.
"If it's crawler zed they're fucked. No way they're taking out a swarm of 6-7 with just a sledgehammer, esp those poison cloud bastards.","Well, if the sledge is equipped with buckshot..."
"Cosby Sweater drops roofies into Stewarts drink, Stewart Sweater shivs Cosby Sweater with a sharpened tooth brush as it slips into unconsciousness. Fred Rogers OG sweater game wins by staying positive and not getting involved in the fight. Just like Ken Bone.",That's the true Bone way
"Say goodbye to your old life, the only thing you'll know now is factorio. You shouldn't of taken the plunge. See you on the other side",shouldn't *have**
Le Bornie Sornders would be good bresident :DDD hahaha gonna get downboated xDDDD,is Bornie Sornders mexican
David Blaine broke this kid,im guessing magnet?
This is why I assume some people don't give up their seat for elderly people on BART. They are afraid of this situation happening.,I feel like I see people follow the etiquette more often than not on my daily BART ride.
So I would have to upgrade my motherboard then right?,Yes so get an i5 with the same Mobo as your i3 has
"yes, however with Kara coming soon...?",People are going to need it for their quest for a long time
**MAKE**,#AMERICA
You got some insight to this momentum shit?,time for u/urbanmythtom to infiltrate the dev team
That will be the end of it.,0/10 requires attractiveness to get a girl in the first place.
WE ARE ALL LEO MESSI,Only me
"It springs out of a tap, doesn't it?",You're hired!
"Unfortunately her supporters will believe only Hillary,no matter what Julian releases.Even if she kills,they will vote for her.My hope is that evidence coming is enough for the witch to be arrested and prosecuted.","If it was enough to actually have her arrested, timing wouldn't matter."
Yeah I'd believe that. The vibe before everything went down was that Hillary was guaranteed a victory. I've never seen people so cocky. Not gonna lie even I thought Hillary had it in the bag. I guess you really can't stump the trump.,Trump knows how to win.
"That's nothing, I completely abandoned my original topic, conceived and wrote a 10 page religious studies essay interpreting Kanye and Jay-Z from a Marxist perspective, in about 8 hours, and got an A+. I literally don't understand how it happened.",Nor does the teacher
"Doors of the Vault Any idea what temp they wont open them for on game days? I want that arctic advantage, but doubt they will play that card for the upiddy fans... or will they? SKOL",The whole point of them building a brand new stadium that cost more than a billion dollars was so they don't have to play in freezing weather.
Submarine going at 70mph through ice?,It has the chip from FF7 in it.
"When jump starting a car, does increasing the revs while charging also increase the charge output, or would it be the same voltage as when idling?",Read the sidebar
TSN Power Rankings - Senators ranked 15th in the league,"These rankings came out before our game last night, when we had 4 straight wins."
"Maintenance for one. I don't think we'll get to 180 million either, we're hemorrhaging jobs. In the long term we'll need to have a conversation about basic income.",Basic Income is on the Green Party's platform!
"Jake Tapper on today's Keepin' it 1600 said it's very difficult to hold candidates accountable when they lie on a TV interview. Pushing a candidate hard takes time away from other questions, it's more likely to draw criticism, and it's more difficult to get that candidate to return to the show. So how does Joy Reid do it?",He's an idiot.
"Aww man. I started a new game on Ironman after feeling to guilty of save scumming in my first game. Anyway I had the most bad ass random soldier, he had an eye patch and beard and looked like Snake from MGS. Anyway I was pushing through a retrieve data mission, about to complete it with just some injuries. I left Snake behind to take care of a turret, the turret hit the car he was using for cover. Before my turn I though to myself I need to move him so he doesn't blow up, but instead took a shot at the turret and totally forgot. RIP bad ass Snake sniper. You were awesome for the 3 missions I had you.",should've put the voice pack on him
I've been playing a PUNCHCAT build on SE. The Killcams have been very satisfying.,What horrible timing for the game to crash
How to make a stop motion LTT intro,Sick BTS footage dude
Animators these days are more like a blue-collar jobs.,"Blue collar work, Creative work conditions."
"Yes exactly, 1 USD is worth 1.34. You realize that this isn't how numbers work right? That means that if something is 1 dollar in the US, it is $1.34 in Canada. USD is a more valuable currency so each unit being a lower number means that it's worth more, not less. Think about yen for example. 1 USD is over 100 Yen, that doesn't mean that Yen is worth more.",So how much is $1000 CAD dollars converted in US dollars
I needed a remote siphon that could handle a low flow rate. This thing works beautifully.,"'Tis a thing of beauty, Sir!"
Obama,"Well, he is the antichrist so it fits."
Why are mobile games getting full length ads?,Money
Is there a way i can promote my twitch on here?,"not on here, just stream a lot and maybe it'll pick up"
"[REMOVED] lost because its players got stomped. I can count on a single hand the number of times I saw a [REMOVED] that wasn't in the [REMOVED/[REMOVED]/[REMOVED]/[REMOVED] win a gunfight.Bases got capped with 40% [REMOVED] pop, and failed to be saved with 60% [REMOVED] pop.I personally was teamkilled 20 times. GG [REMOVED], I am sure there will be drama and butthurt over this. Don't believe it, the majority of [REMOVED]'s players got fucked. To those in the [REMOVED], we did our best, but we can't carry hard enough. As a final note, this doesn't apply to our [REMOVED] platoon, I have no idea how they did.The highlight of the entire evening was watching a single infil wipe a squad of [REMOVED], I made the mistake of not shooting through the friendlies, though of course, they had none of those qualms about myself.",Gangz just dun broke the copypasta...
Post Match Thread: Wright - J. Lewis Score Table Player| Sets| Legs| 180's| Average |Doubles % ---|---|----|----|---|--- **Wright** | 4 | 12 | 2| 103.53| 75% **J. Lewis** | 0 | 1 | 4| 91.35| 16.67%,a clinic... Wright was throwing so well.
They're both absolute retards Stein thinks wifi kills kids and Johnson doesn't know what anything is,Still better than the alternatives...
Who in the MLB do you feel is underrated?,Slight homer but Jose Quintana
Study: More pregnant woman in Michigan smoking,That's not good.
"When will we be able to see a finished box, sir?",My boy is a box!
"This guy is right. Already made profit, why lose some of it? I bought 1 at 148k and sold for 184k If he scores twice and gets and if, cool, could've made more profit but I still did a little. If he doesn't score, his price will go back to 150kish and I won't lose money.",Read previous reply
Dallas Stars Jumbotron ranks the best Blues of all time,Smh no respect for Blues Clues
Fabian Brunnstrom signs with Rungsted Seier Capital (Denmark),Leafs legend
"hahahahahahahahahahah Come to think of it, I wonder what he loved MORE than musicals",His dog?
"i'd love to do that in my yammi, but u know hightier meta is fucked up :(",You don't like torp walls and 7k HE salvos from the Zao?
Sometimes you need the PC DVD version for specific games.,i thought BF1 was digital only on pc
"Who knows, maybe it was just a reaction driven by indoctrination, emotion, and stress in the moment, being frustrated or pissed off that none of his religious brothers helped, and this atheist did, contradicting all kinds of stuff in his mind. Could be that he'll think about that and his reaction later when he's home and calmer.","Maybe, but he might just as well go back home, tell someone and get reinforcement on his stupidity."
You have to change the notification settings to remove it,You still can't with the EU version... It's also still on the security patch from July.
You still got a lot of them *gays* back there?,None I tell my girlfriend about anyway.
Has your daughter ever seen Ponyo? A favorite of one of my children! Still watches it occasionally and is 14 yrs old now ; ),I love that movie.
Sprouts taste like shit and can fuck right off.,you gotta saute that shit
What bar?,Context for the lazy/uninitiated?
"Metallica Frontman James Hetfield Found Bay Area Too 'Elitist,' So He Moved His Family To Vail, Colorado: SFist","Now, that's funny..."
Indeed.,Indeed?
"It would be interesting to attach the large inflatable heat shield. The problem is that the asteroid (~25 tonnes) is instantly accelerated by about 100 ms^-1, which means there are some 2500kN at play. This usually results in the spaceship, and I would assume any heatshields, exploding.",Nothing is certain until it's been attempted.
How long does it take to write up a letter of offer? This is a follow up to be previous post about a job opportunity. I did the language testing and got higher than needed and was told that I should be getting a letter of offer by Friday. Unfortunately the person assigned to me said the HR person was away so that my letter should be written out upon return (expected today) but id like to know how long it took for someone from HR to fill out the letter and be sent to me. Still haven't gotten anything back yet but the day is not over. The person assigned to me has also asked I give my notice soon (only after signing the letter) and has been giving me possible start dates.,You could also post this in r/CanadaPublicServants if you wanted more responses.
Baldwin's Trump just isn't funny. That's what stinks about it. I could barely make it thru the opening of the Jeopardy skit last week.,"The Trump skits have been really popular, so I think you're in the minority on Baldwin's impersonations."
Fuck you Niantic and your 10ks,I hatched one about 20 mins ago as well lmfao
Greenville Church burned and spray painted Vote Trump,That totally just motivated me to vote trumps!
"But when you don't really have a choice, is it all that bad?",You have the choice not to choose
Dash-cam video of Brinkley police chief traffic stop,Yeah I can't believe the police didn't rip him out of the truck and beat the shit out of him like all police do.
"There registered contractor bit worries me. I've dealt with enough shitty landlords to know what they're getting at, but it sounds like you won't be allowed to have a super do anything at all... Having to get a plumber for a leaky faucet isn't going to help anyone.","If the issue is large enough for the city to issue an order to repair, it's likely best left to a professional."
voter fraud doesn't exist. only russia,Simply the fact that Russia even exists should be proof enough to show you how hard the Republicans are committing fraud and rigging the election.
"Als je een kleiner en goedkoper huis gaat kopen, dan hoef je sowieso niet krom te liggen om het huis te betalen en krijg je het later financieel ruimer. Waarom moet je dan voor de maximale hypotheek gaan?","Omdat dat kleinere en goedkopere huis in de huidige markt tegenwoordig al het enige is wat je eventueel kunt financieren, die droomwoning komt nog niet eens in het vooruitzicht."
"Speaking in defence of this guy. This is Oxford. That's pretty much what students look like. There's a huge hipster / steampunk casual/ formal dress contingent, and he could fall into any of those.",Could you imagine how unbearable a STEM neckbeard at Oxford would be?
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.,"No, he didn't get snatch."
Dammit. Already so hyped for this and Iron Fist isn't even out yet. It was already confirmed that it will be three shows next year right? Then Defenders would be in the summer and it will not be an entire years wait.,"I definitely didn't expect the Punisher before the Defenders, but given that it's filming a whole month earlier, both shows could very well be next summer/fall"
The internet (especially a complete open forum like reddit) is a dangerous place to leave your number so openly... I strongly advise editing your title!,I second this advice.
Why does turning it off then back on again work so well?,This feels like an ELI5
What happens if I already linked my account?,Then nothing will happen to the account that's already linked.
What's a movie scene that you love to see no matter how many times you've seen it before?,The scene from Spiderman 3 where he is cocky with his black suit.
I went from 92kg to 61kg by strictly doing powerlifting and counting macros. I want to get into bodybuilding/physique and I'm looking to compete sometime in the next year or so. Any tips?,"Nice progress,mad respect"
I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed. Maybe you guys should ask the admins to keep you off the frontpage. For your own sake.,But then then all of Reddit won't be able to see how great we are
You guys are awesome. Can I get in on this good ol fashioned neighborly love action?,Yes of course!
"Any trading tips? Sniping? I'm stuck with 4,5k after failing to trade:(",How big was the failure?
"Do you think the Switch will kill the 3DS? I found this while perusing Nintendo's wiki page: Prior to its release, the Nintendo DS was marketed as a third pillar in Nintendo's console lineup, meant to complement the Game Boy Advance and GameCube. However, backward compatibility with Game Boy Advance titles and strong sales ultimately established the new handheld console as the successor to the Game Boy series. This sounds really familiar. Before I read that, I was really confident that the guys at Nintendo won't kill the 3DS.",No.
Such a shame to have missed an opportunity for such wit!,I think this guy thinks that if he uses a thesaurus that makes him sound like a genius.
Heavy tricep push downs legitimately make my dick tingle.,I realized that I can't do them when I wear shorts because I get too distracted by the side view of my tiny calves.
"Parking a Leaf by skipping the P button and just using the power button Hello Fellow Leaf Owners - I was just wondering if anyone parks their Leaf by skipping putting it in park and just hitting the power button, or if you know if this will create any damage. For instance, I did this once by accident. I pulled into my garage and was in a hurry to get inside, but for some reason, I forgot to put the car into park and skipped that step. The Leaf was completely stopped but still in drive, my foot was on the break, and I just turned the power off instead of first putting it into park. Offhand, I don't think it would hurt anything, but wanted to get your thoughts.","Do this all the time, it's the same as hitting P then turning off."
Who wants to volunteer to post this on The_Dumbass?!,Haha I would but I'm banned
I work at a small startup called Hijinks and we're throwing a free contest to raise some awareness of what we're trying do,Removed No self promotion
Apple CEO Tim Cook visits with Nintendo executives during trip to Japan this week,Miyamoto's smile is contagious.
I hope there's no posts that pop up about My brother with down syndrome got to meet his idol,It really is amazing how downsy Erock looks.
I found a picture of a Vega card,Good shit m88 good automod
"I think it can comfortably be said they would have top 2 at PG, SF, PF, C and the 10th best SG. That would definitely be the best starting squad in the league",Better shooting guards Klay Derozan Wade Harden Mccollum Who am i missing?
Fake and gay,Wish you were fake
"Where can I buy bright yellow womens pants? I am looking for a pair bright yellow pants (ideally yoga pants, but not required!) to complete my Beatrix Kiddo (Kill Bill) costume for Halloween. They do not need the black stripes as I can add those myself. I am willing to drive anywhere in the GTA to get them. Thank you for any suggestions!",Hot Topic?
So you mean that Dolores entering the party and killing Ford and the rest of the people wasnt planed by him? Because I assumed it was.,That was the first thing Dolores did all by herself in her life
"A (sometimes) violent passion I really like football. I've been playing it for roughly 20 years myself, as an amateur, and I have followed the various European National leagues and the international turnaments since I was a kid. The club that I consider myself a fan of has probably the best and most passionate fans in the country I come from. But one thing that I cannot come to terms with is how violence and hateful feelings can accour between the fans of rivaling football clubs. I occasionaly go to watch a match at my team's stadium. But most times I don't really like being there due to how fans, by the hundreds, even thousands, are shouting insults and singing songs of hate directed at either the opposing team's fans or at the referee. Terms like son of a whore and cutting their [opposing team's fans] thoats does not belong in football, I think. Essentially, my question is really; why does anyone want to bring violence and hate to a sport that is probably the most popular in the World? How can anyone be so serious and passionate about a team that they want to actually HARM other people? Am I missing some sort of it's actually just for fun-kind of agreement between fans or are these song a product of genuine hate?",Duterte got his insults from football ultras?
"it's kosher... you know, it's cool. it's all good.",My mom makes the best pesto!
"Humans are really bad at recharging, it takes about 8 hours charge for 16 hours of use.",Carl pei gets through the whole day with just 30 mins of charge ;)
"Off topic, but God damn that Linus Toyota video was cringey. I am really proud of how far he's come in 5 years, but I couldn't even watch the video.",That guy is so insufferable.
is this a meme?,Everything is a meme.
"Don't worry, he has Pence at one ear and Steve Bannon in the other. If we're lucky he's his own man, which is a crapshoot.",you really think that Trump will be influenced by anyone but himself?
"Netherlands can into Southern Europe. :D Now, how about the weather?",LOL poor motherfuckers *posting from my brick while eating potato in Balkan mountains*
"Welcome to England, Here's Your Porn ID - A proposed law has huge implications for the digital rights of British citizens.","Lemme guess, it's to protect the children or some nonsense?"
Real quick! I'd like to thank y'all for giving me the self-confidence to go part-time. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. (Please excuse the terrible editing. I'm in a hurry!),Your hair is *awesome*.
I love how they just assume the US is going to get involved.,"Not saying that it is a bad or good thing, but the US tend to get involved in most international disputes."
"Wow, is that the earliest recorded use of paper bagging?",r/AskHistorians
"1,555,747","1,555,748"
Damn: Dude Gets Rocked After Threatening To Get His Gun & Shoot His Neighbor!,Dayum!
"Even though I'm forty, I still feel 25 most of the time. My friends and family would just tell me to grow the fuck up but Reddit is a self-perpetuating Peter Pan Complex machine.",Shit I'm 25 and I feel like I'm 16
"Joe Heck un-endorses Trump, calls for him to step down from race",What the heck?
"All dolled up, now if I can only get some cock",I don't believe for a moment that you have trouble finding it when you want it.
Reading the shit these cops pulled... I certainly hope he can secure millions... from each individual officer personally.,"Nope, the taxpayers will be on the hook for millions, but the cops themselves won't pay a cent or be punished in any way."
Sonic's Fast At EVERYTHING,Aki noooooooo
You think that because you're naive. Trump's business is being a conman that takes advantage of regular people that cannot afford a day in court with him. You've been conned,People like you telling me what I actually think is another reason I voted for trumo
Huge amount of work for mediocre content. No.,"So, pretty much the same as we have now then."
Rouge needs better healing than Earthen Ring Farseer,aaaand now we're back to the healing in rogue train on the front page... yay
Don't project your head cancer onto me. Did I hurt your feelings?,"He will answer if you do, did you smell your own fart?"
"Someone stole my 90s contraption, if you live in the UK...",People can be utter shit
Isnt the last pokemon in the pokedex the small black pokemon? I am not talking about the big black pokemon.,"Well the last numbered is Magearna, but the big black one is right before it, and though it looks like a UB, it's actually not."
"Anyone playing Rimworld? Technically Early Access on Steam. But I'm so addicted despite a few flaws, and now my SO is hooked. It's good to play while my little ones run around too. I can pause it at any time, or let it run on its own (with hilarious consequences). So far I've had, in 10 hrs gameplay: alpha beavers that threatened to decimate the entire forest, a giant sloth, rabid small animals, an emu attack that killed all my settlers, a secret room full of mechanoids and a giant worm thing with a nuke that caught everyone on fire. I haven't even tried to harder settings yet!","On a similar note, has anyone tried Dwarf Fortress?"
Hearing a guy moan,Don't walk into a 6th grade classroom
Whitepeopleman,Muslimman
On the 8th day God created fast food and zits,and it was good?
Buy Pepe!,Buy Pepe!
Their floors are sticky-mart!,Do you think you're as smart?
"If so, they'll have plenty of material to watch. [](/ajsup) I'm thinking trekkies must think the same thing. Not so much with the new movies, but with the three big series back in the 90s. They each ran 7 seasons and ran concurrently. It was quite a spectacle. I've watched all of it (except Enterprise because I've heard it's garbage), and it holds up reasonably well. I'm sure MLP will too. As long as the fanbase stays somewhat alive. Diminished, but alive.",I saw a couple episodes of Enterprise and didn't enjoy it very much.
Here in the UK nobody thought Brexit would win. It was laughed at. Scoffed. Made fun of. All of the media was very anti-Brexit. And yet it won.,And it's made such a difference so far.
"I'm all about the political revolution, but can y'all please learn some other names to drop. It's getting repetitive.",Kamala Harris !
"Huh. I dropped my Laptop ages ago and the HDD died, didn't spin and the bios didnt even read that there was a storage device detected. Wonder if i could do something like that to get some files off it","If it's a modern HDD, no, unless you're working in a clean room."
"Matchup Discussion: Seattle Seahawks (7-2-1) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (5-5) Discuss the upcoming game at Tampa Bay in this thread! Bucs fans will be invited so remember to follow sub rules, be civil, and don't abbreviate it to Buccs with two Cs. They hate that.",That was not PI on Earl!
(**** is picking is still there) Yeah of course my dude,filthy graves pickers needs to be shown
Doublelifts NA Flash,"If he could dodge alistar W at this speed at Words, who knows..."
I just had to look up coal rolling. What the *actual fuck* is wrong with people?!,There's a reason why siblings shouldn't have kids
"Ah, that looks nice. Would be cool with such a feature, doubt that will happen tho.",Yeah it's unlikely but we can dream!
ScrotumsoutforSufjan,Titsoutformyviewingpleasure ^^Let's ^^make ^^it ^^a ^^thing.
"The ride never ends, champion.",It has only begun...
Stochastic Terminator algorithm IS the Dead Man Switch,"cool story, bro."
"Definitely. But I can't help but think this just shows how much power the press and the media have over the England national team. I think it might even be a bit unfair to Rooney, although that's just my personal opinion. I always thought Joe Hart should be captain, he always seems like the most passionate one out there.","Pft, Joe Hart barely moved when Vardy scored!"
"*easy* I call Dad, tell him these laws are interrupting business, we get a meeting with the local senator. We tell the senator we'd be honored if he could suggest we change this law, its inhibiting my business. Turns out, the senator is going to be re-elected soon, so he says Donald, you're my best friend and I love you. You're the greatest and I hope you become president someday. I told him I just might do that. He tells me, you know what he says? If I get reelected I can absolutely do that for you Donald I contact my guys over at the Trump foundation, a great foundation by the way, magnificent people working there. We arrange for some funds to be moved into the senators re-election campaign account, piece of cake. Now the zoning laws are changed, we got the orphanage out of my location and we have a beautiful 5 star resort there now, its amazing people believe me. So I guess that means it became a law.",Nicely done.
"Look here another person who can't use the search bar, what a fucking surprise!",Read
What TV Show/Movie/Video Game Has The Worst Fandom?,DOTA/LoL
Clinton campaign blames James Comey for election loss - AOL News,LOL News FTFY
"I doubt very many Christians take that part of the Bible seriously, but I think that's the very point OP was trying to make. (also, it's only one passage - just multiple translations)","Yep, you're right."
"The 318i has a 3cyl turbo engine, same as the Mini Cooper S. It's only 1.5L displacement, so 136hp is quite good, and I'm guessing the economy and emissions will be better than the 25 year old Rover unit. More importantly, I can afford a 318i, I can't afford any Tesla car.","ok fair point so 90hp/L which is still shocking, the 100hp/L was hit and hailed as a mile stone about 10 years back and most cars cant even hit that"
The Poise Colossus stands atop of mountain of girly halberd-twirling ballerina corpses.,top 10 anime battles
Down around San Antone,Pinche Prescott is gonna do it today!
"But in their defense, who doesn't?",My same exact thought on catching AIDS.
Would you rather have a 50 goal scorer or 100 point playmaker?,Playmaker all day
PSA - Year 2 SP does not come with the Year 1 ops or anything that came with the Year 1 SP. Also the Year 1 ops are most likely NOT going to be reduced.,They should do a combined season pass with 1+2
Seems like he was on the run for a bit and hurt nobody but the police. Seems to me like he wasn't a threat to the general public- unless you were a cop and trying to interact with him in any way.,"Yeah, should just let him go about his business right?"
Sweet Reagan's ghost please let him be running for Mayor.,wayyyy too early for that.... suspect he will be running for something else :D
This guy wanted a preview.,And by literally laughed so I hard I spit milk out my nose he means masturbated furiously
you clearly haven't played league While dota 2 communtiy is cancer at some times I feel that compared to league its a lot less.,Lmao what ive been playing league since s3 and my first game of dota was in 2013
Strange(r) Things happening on Briarcliff yesterday afternoon,Trailer for season 2?
XMAS UNBOXED + BIG UPDATES!,Is trott still going to be around for High Rollers?
"If Twitter could speak, this is what it would sound like - The Verge","What, you mean like Tay?"
"Its going to be a matter of opinion, and seeing as how you found intrigue and chorography within the Doomsday fight, I doubt that I would ever sway you to believe its anything less than fantastic when you see Justice League","There's choreography in all movie fights, what do you mean?"
AND THEN ONSERVATIVES WILL BE BANNED BY DEMONRATS,THOSE DAMN ONSERVATIVES
"Squats make you look shorter, but god damn the gains are the realist.",what?
My new custom debit card has arrived.,"Put it in your pocket next to your galaxy S7, it'll make her happy."
"Flight cancelled after someone renamed their phone's Wi-FI hotspot to 'Galaxy Note 7'. When nobody owned up, the captain diverts the flight to search everybody. The prankster eventually confesses that the phone wasn't even a Note 7.",what a bunch of overreacting babies.
What what,when did they say a&k would be better lol
At this point we all owe Blair Walsh an apology,Guess we can count this day as something else he missed.
Really? I had them at 100 relationship for a long time and this only popped when I hired one. Must have been coincidence then.,"Well, it still is a rare technology, so it must be why."
"Fuck, that was fast.",just bladedancer things
Thank you Subaru!!! For saving our lives...and making sure my Queen is still in my arms at night!,Did you swerve off the road to not hit something and fall nose first into the ditch?
"Right, it doesn't say whether it's counted, only received. Does that mean my ballot was counted?",I'm interpreting received as counted because of the delivered right before.
I always have issues with my laptop. On my Note 5 though it works great with a PS4 controller and a clip that attaches the controller to my phone.,This may be a dumb question but how do you stream to your phone?
"You better try my spaghetti, yo! Or else you'll be filled with regretti, yo!",Team Skull is best team.
Double Kill by Andrew Theophilopoulos,It's cool because of the bionic leg.
Holy shit this is bonkers. 1st it's the daily sheeple lol 2nd pedophile ring smh 3rd he accused US intelligence of committing treason Would have been more convincing if it was more Zionist NWO stuff.,#NAME?
"If the CIA had this info before the election, and refused to disclose it, aren't they guilty of treason?",They have different rules from us.
"Oh, this is about to be removed...",Why?
"4v1 and kellyanne still wins. those other women were disrespectful as hell, especially whoopi. i hope that trashbin show tanks in the ratings.","Remember, the victims of Rapin' Bill are tramps and Hillary is the real victim in all of this.."
It's amazing what natural wildlife actions get captured by those hidden cameras in the wild,It's also amazing that natural wildlife has evolved to the point where the have milk bottles to feed each other too!
"If that means everyone will pretend to like us for a week in October, I'm okay with it... just give me something!",It's going to be interesting to see how people perceive/respond to the Cubs organization now that they no longer have the lovable loser identity.
"Aljamain Sterling OUT at UFC Fight Night 99, promotion needs U.S.-based foe for Raphael Assuncao",Didn't we just have Fight Night 99...
"What happened to the community? :'( Hey everyone! I just decided to start playing this game again after other things (life, other games) took over. I was really excited because I remembered the community around the launch of Early Access to be nice, communicative, and overall helpful. The game felt fun. I used to play a lot of MOBAs, and this was a breath of fresh air. In the four games today (Christmas, of all days) I've had three teammates tell me that I'm absolute shit and to go kill myself. What happened to this community? It feels like a MOBA community (not quite as bad as LoL, but it's starting to have a familiar feel to me) more than it used to feel just like a bunch of people trying to compete yet still enjoying the competition, even if someone is having a bad game. It makes me hesitant to keep at it, and I was excited about getting back into it. :'(",yeah i dont really experience this at all.. in fact i've mostly come across great people... perhaps you're agitating such behavior?
Is your girl charlotte gonna win on Sunday?,Huh?
I mean Zeke did get flagged right? Do players who use props and get flagged normally get fined as well? (Assuming the celebration is not offensive),"Yup, Vernon Davis was fined and flagged for his fade away against the eagles this year."
So what's the story behind this emotional moment?,The kid accidentally steps on the other kid's foot.
what can the pump be replaced with because i actually find it really hard to use it,"like I said, any cheap utility cards could work, such as a cheap defense (like cannon) or a cycle card (like skeletons)"
And you should convince them otherwise...,"Too late, just bought five for SLI"
What should i focus on doing right now?,Focus on awakening that R TEQ Piccolo and R TEQ Chiaotzu
"i don't need anything much. well, maybe that chilhuhua. save that for later. but i'll GLADLY trade you slush for rattelle. the thing is, what state do you live in? because shipping might be a problem. i live in California",NY state
"Yo-kai Watch 1: Any Last Regrets? Yo-kai Watch 2 is just around the corner, so I am assume many of us, including me, will move up from 1 to 2. So are there any accomplishments you did or didn't do in the first game you regret doing or not doing? If so, care to explain what it was and why or why not?",I'm still missing 14 rares + Pandanoko in my YW1 Medallium
156 too. Solid 163-167 for my last 10 practice tests,Are you retaking in dec or feb?
"Obese friend told me, you're too thin, you look like a pencil. No, my BMI and BF% are finally both in the ideal range. Thanks for ignoring my hard work whilst simultaneously insulting my appearance, though.","Respond: you're too fat, you look like a bean bag chair."
Paint Chip,All 'help me' questions must be posted in the Biweekly Assistance Post.
"I'm glad I have a Chromecast instead! I got 6 free months of Google Play Music with it plus a $20 Google Play credit voucher, so it got me started on GPM.","Yeah really, and I'm pretty sure chrome cast offers a lot more as far as compatibility with other apps, too."
Pomeranian Magic,Cue Terminator 2 theme
What line-ups are we talkng?,"Sun and Moon, Mario Run, Battlefield 4, Final Fantasy 15, Persona 5, the Mini NES, Gears of War 4, Battlefield 1, Imaginators, Sister Location was released yesterday, and probably a few others."
"Network pools refuse to cover Trump hotel tour -- when Trump was supposed to take the press on a tour of his new hotel, the editorial producer for the network pool was physically detained.",So it was all just a big scam to promote Trump's new DC hotel.
The NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Awards Banquet from Las Vegas Network: NBCSN *** **Times** *Times in Pacific* * *NASCAR America*: 4 P.M. (7 P.M. Eastern) * Red Carpet: 5 P.M. (8 P.M. Eastern) * Awards Show: 6 P.M. (9 P.M. Eastern),***Looking at this intensifies***
"Pistol ace I got earlier, my best round to date",mouse1 mouse1 reload mouse1 mouse1 reload mouse1 reload ez ace
Seems legit,He just used those tactical grenades they added with wildfire.
"My experiances I guess will contrast a lot of other views here. * That because I am a woman I must get verbally or otherwise harassed any time I leave the house. That it would be almost impossible for me to play games because of harassment and that other people impact my life so horrifically because of my gender. * That because I am a woman I must also be a femanist, I must campaign for social justice fads and have a super polarized opinon about whatever minor potental sexist thing went semi-viral. * I am expected to have an opinon or care about say if someone wears a shirt with semi-naked women on it or has a pin-up girl tattoo. I have to be pro or against and talk about it whenever someone asks. They are baffled that I havent really though about it enough or care enough to make an optinion. That or they think I am a SJW in hiding. * That women just dont gossip or chat about hot dudes or whatever with their friends (yes some do) and that me talking about hot chicks with straight males is super unique and strange. Guess what, I can talk about attractives males and femails with my friends *regardless* of the gender of my friends or even who my friends are attracted too. Apparently women just dont do that ever and I am some kind of pretend person who just wants to be in with the dudes * No woman ever in the world legitamily likes games/movies/comics/cosplay/computers and any other thing that used to or currantly is dominated by nerds since no woman ever likes these things I and the many other woman that do are pretending so we can cash in on nerd guys or extra attention because we have low standards and insecurity and thus want constant attention from the men that assert this claim (who also happen to be closet dwelling trolls with no manners) also I cannot under any circumstances like anything traditionally nerdy unless I can answer a game of 20 questions on that thing.","That's just your internalized misogyny talking, silly."
"Who THE FUCK woke up the Europeans?! Was it you, Todd?","Well, contrary to popular belief we don't only wake up when we have to critique shiposts online, but actually about the same time as sunrise."
Pay the fucking electric bill!,Electric bill
Atletico Madrid is the only club left in the Champions League that have won all their matches.,In b4 Lewi puts 4 past them at the Allianz
you smell like the plastic tool set i just gifted my nephew for christmas.,Good to know
If playing games and listening to music has to be one your highlights then you must be the most boring motherfucker on the planet,I'm alright with that
"Who is the most obstinate person who wants to shut down the government and prevent any progress? Why Ted Cruz of course! And how long has he been in Congress? Four years. If anything, the biggest cause of gridlock has been the Tea Party, and they're almost all on their first terms still.","Also the House Majority Leader, Eric Cantor lost his primary a couple years ago to someone even more right wing than he is and attacked Cantor for voting to end the government shutdown."
"Favorite music video? Personally, my favorite is: Welcome to Heartbreak",Mercy.
What to do with Mov Burns? First time ever pulling a Mov card. Any suggestions on what the best time to sell is and what kind of price point I can expect?,Give to me
MOV Getzlaf Charity Giveaway - PS4,In other news...guys im selling coins 10 bucks have it all
FA to continue Nike contract until 2030,Thats quite a long time
"This isn't a highlight it's a fucking blush. And super shiny, pigmented, shimmery blushes have been done before (Becca comes to mind). He's just calling it a highlighter so it seems ~*unique*~",Obviously you just don't understand his *art*
Jokes on you. Everyone knows Empire was the best of the trilogy.,We got a live one here!
Yea the difference is its okay when they are a democrat in your eyes.,How about its not ok for either one?
Wait did she actually say that?,Yup
"Yes, I did make that decision, but staying in New Zealand was really not an option. Science is such a small and poorly funded field that there aren't enough jobs to go around in NZ. Even in countries with well funded systems like in Europe or North America it's very common for graduates to move around to where the jobs are available. Scientists don't get the luxury of putting down roots and waiting for a job to come along. We must go where the job takes us if we want a good career. I would also argue that we all do alot of things we don't fully understand the implications of at the age of 17, most of us don't live with the consequences for decades afterwards.",How dare you better yourself!
Did he lose everyone from the original force now? Burch Jr was one of the last ones left. I sorta miss all of those great guys :'( Press F to pay respects F,F
What is your earliest memory?,I got in trouble for throwing a toy at my brother's head :/
"Orb prime buff un-pick-upable? Hi all, I just lost an incredibly close 1h15m match due to what I think was a bug - we attacked the orb prime and I started a recall before my arrow (playing Sparrow) hit the prime, getting the last hit (I didn't think it would and I was leaving it for the Rampage). I cancelled my back when I realised I had the last hit but was completely unable to pickup the orb, nor was the Rampage on my team (and nobody on the enemy team could either). Is this intended behavior? Would appreciate some input, can't pretend I'm not salty over the loss (we would have ressed 3 inhibs if successful) but if it was for some reason intended I'd probably feel better as I could just blame myself :).",This is a reported glitch
What about Carter? He had a lot of incompetence but I can't think of any real scandal.,The rabbit...
no headphone jacks on the laptops,NO
"D&D isn't a video game. There's no way to answer your question, as every DM runs the game differently. I'm a DM and I don't even use xp.","The dm is fine if I do it, it just has to be a within reasonable bounds."
"but qt sucks! I don't really have any evidence to support that, I just know it's true.",Obligatory
my IQ is one of the highest,At least i know it's not my fault.
"Spend 5 minutes on r/publicfreakout, r/bestofworldstar, or the many hood life videos on YouTube. You will see the result of what u/iambetteethanu is describing. There are thousands of hours of video.",Yay for anecdotal evidence!
False.,Well that's a great argument...
"See also PJ O'Rourke's endorsement of HRC: She's wrong about absolutely everything, but she's wrong within normal parameters.",It sounds like he was sober when he wrote that.
Marks are working themselves into shoots bigtime. I'm losing faith in this sub as the days go by.,Yeah fuck people for having fun with it.
"Map Preferences why arent we allowed to pick the maps we wanna play, i asked so many people but nobody could give me a valid reason.",Because the player base would be split and matchmaking would take longer
Don't worry about high school. Within a year of graduation most of those people will not even speak to each other. Continue to be yourself and look to a good life after high school.,"At least I'm pretty sure what I want to to study, and where."
I want Halloween gear...but I don't want to support this system Bungie has put in place...help!,I want a ferrari... lifes tough.
"Literally nothing on pizzagate is verified, that's its entire problem. There's lots of extremely weird mainly surrounding podesta and alefantes.. But nothing close to damning.",this
This just in: It turns out Sherman has been deflating footballs. He'll be suspended for a season and fined 10 million dollars,"Better suspend Brady too, just in case."
"For Those Getting COD Infinite Warfare Need some help, for those of you getting the new call of duty, which way are you all getting it? Are you preordering from xbox or preordering from gamestop? I've heard that you can start downloading the game if you preorder from xbox so I'm not sure which route to take. Any insight would be great thanks.",Bought the legacy edition digitally.. I'm hyped for tomorrow night.
"Shit, that thread was depressing. They didn't even file charges, iirc.",Link?
Many Vancouver area homes affordable to middle class families,Mortgage broker news eh?
Couldn't agree more. A lot of strange things but there is no way the government could pull that off and no one every slipped up.,what about the Manhattan project?
It's difficult to form an argument around something that may or may not happen.,But it has.
"Wrong. A battery vented and exploded in his pocket. Most likely because he was carrying a loose 18650 (batteries used in a lot of mechanical ecig mods) around in his jeans with other metal items (change, keys, button of the jeans). The metal item made contact with one of the posts and shorted the battery which then vented. Once venting starts and has no way to cool it will explode. To prevent this, you can simply put your battery in a plastic case that costs literally 50 cents anywhere in the US. Problem solved. Once again, not the ecig. The battery. Due entirely to the ignorance of the user. 5 minutes reading about battery safety is all you need to prevent this type of stuff happening.","We get it, you vape."
LF BG players with lots of 'box of wvw supplies',Does that actually work?
Spine-chilling ad by Trump that shows just how much money Clinton has recieved from Soros and others. Scary.,Trump sucks at fundraising!
Simeone is going to Inter,"Ah, the other poisoned chalice of clubs."
Voting Libertarian for my First Election!,Same man
"The biggest thing wasn't actually an action by the Democrats. The media ghosted him for as long as they could try to ignore him, *possibly* as a favor to the DNC. The lengths they went to try to avoid mentioning him was almost comical at times. Of course, they gave many millions of dollars of free advertising to Donald Trump.",Funny how that Liberal Media is all owned and operated by Republicans.
"Let me spell this out for you- what is inherently wrong with satanism? Even if Marina Abramovic was a satanist, I'm not sure why that matters or why it's a big deal.",I hope you're getting paid for the hard work you're doing
What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard someone say?,*me peeling an orange* GIRL: ugh that smells like orange cleaner
Sick day...,Hope you get better soon.
"20 something superior battlepacks open, and still no tank skin. :/","wtf does a picture of energy drinks in a fridge have to do with any game, or what you titled the post?"
Evolution of Combat is coming to osrs in fall 2016 Oh god no!,"Don't worry, with Raids coming in July, Australia servers in October, Zeah remap Q4 2016 and Hardcore vaping-scrossfit-vegan-ironman coming next, the Evolution of combat is as real as Darwinism evolution theory"
"It seemed small at the time, when I sought help for alcohol abuse in the air force's drug and alcohol program. At first the program was structured so that I would have been out in 6-12 weeks without really learning anything. Then a captain took over the program and changed it from time based to goal based so we had to come up with some goals that we could meet and get ourselves out of the program. I finished my Associate's that I had been putting off for 4 years, aced the physical fitness test twice, won awards at the group level and Numbered Air Force and really set myself up for success when I separated. I also started hiking and summitted around 50 mountains in the last three years.",God damn that's how you officer.
Nice try FBI PAC.,"It's because the FBI has endorsed trump, right?"
Wouldn't be mad if Affleck casted this guy as Riddler just saying...,"IT'S SOUL, BATMAN"
"don't know where your from, but there is nothing that bothers me more than the fact that I cant sweep my own office because that's a union job.",Fair point.
me_irl,somebody remember me
Canadian here. My German grandmother kept her sewing stuff in the round blue danish cookie tins. I have no explanation.,"Chilean here, my mom and grandmother did the same"
Best I can do is 50,"750000, and I don't gouge your eyes out."
"What do you guys think is the single strongest talent in the game? Basically, the title. What non-ult talent grants a hero the single largest power spike, relative to other heroes?",Holy Ground.
I liked the previous comments method better but I'll do it.,"Lol, you can still say it when you click the link!"
"He used to have hella scoops, now it seems like he's just as likely to speculate.","I mean he probably at least dissected a bird as an augury, you know?"
democracy,democratic republic
I'm sorry you're such an angry person. Hopefully things will get better.,I thought you were done with the conversation?
Comfortable Not drinking too much,Regular exercise at the gym (three days a week)
Lmao!!!,darius hep or dariu shep
Is there an app or website with a t12 loadout builder? I've heard mentionings but I'm never able to find one.,Ishtar commander shows T12 as well.
"Is Anonymous over? The hacktivist group declared war on Trump, and then disappeared",The Russians got 'em.
"Yeah this is really my only major complaint with CIG. They did the same thing with Star Marine. If something's going to be delayed by a significant amount of time (IE months) *just tell us*. Yeah there will be a few salty people around if they announce the delay now, but IMO it does a lot more harm in the long term to string everyone along endlessly and make them think something's about to come out soon and then make them wait for months/years at a time. And it's not like the community is jumping to unwarranted conclusions. They literally said SM was weeks not months away over a year ago, and they directly advertised SQ42 for 2016. I mean if they don't meet those deadlines that's fine, just let us know. Otherwise you end up with people not believing anything you say. I don't believe for a second we'll see 3.0 in 2016, and honestly I'm 50/50 on if we'll even see SQ42 until the end of next year at this point.",Yes but continually stringing along appears much much better than delayed indefinitely
Oh man I'm gonna miss mining out there. Kind of wish it would have remained BLM land,Kidding aside- I like having spots for campfires and dogs...
Nobel Prize Winner Fulfills Promise To Leave US After Trump Victory,If only Amy Dunham or Lena Schumer did the same
"Apparently the existing mods are better than what has been done to the remaster. Though I'd still wait for the modding scene to start adapting to the remaster, it's not long to wait anyway.","Agreed, and I was aware, but it was nicer to see a canonical/official remaster anyway especially when free for me."
Predict the Battery Life of the Switch I'd say it's gonna be 3-4 hours. What do you think?,4.5
And don't come back!,Guard Cat reporting for duty
Trump Child-Rape Accuser to Speak Today,"Hey, c'mon, it was just locker room rape."
Cheese grater flair request Because fuck Green Bay,Post this in the megathread
"We've been bitching about the electoral college since 2000 and nobody has bothered to do anything about it. A system where the candidate who *loses* the popular vote can win the election is a perversion of democracy. More people wanted Hillary Clinton than Trump, so why should Trump get the white house?",Because California and New York shouldn't be the only places represented.
Thats a horrible argument,It's a direct use of your supposition.
"Well yeah. I can cry, I can't even compete with the worst the NFL has to offer from even their just fired training camp guys. Like guys not good enough for practice squad.",Blame white people.
;n; when you try your best and you don't succeed...,"I know m8, it hurts... :["
"Will I get fired if they're fined? I'm a salesfloor associate for a Neighborhood Market. And I've been recently called up front to run a register. They gave me numbers to operate one. But, I've never been properly trained for it. I've never even taken a single CBL for register. And I've actually heard that it's illegal for me to even be on one if I haven't taken the alcohol CBL. How do I get caught? Or how can I report it? And does that mean I get terminated if they are caught having me run register? I've told them countless times I can't run one without my CBLs. Yet, instead of giving me access to said CBLs, or keeping me off the register, they still insist on making me run one. I'd actually love to see this store fined for it. Nothing gets done in my department in expense for another cashier. It's kinda unfair on me when I'm always on register and also expected to have my share of work done at the end of the day as well.","I doubt you personally get fined, but the store can, if the training is required in your state."
HVOR,DU
It's not like he was participating in any fighting.,Yeah I was being facetious.
"IDK man. An mITX build + monitor +keyboard + mouse isn't that far off when you have a laptop with a 21 screen. Sure, a single 21 unit is still easier, there's not much of a gap. Unless you just meant for only for your brother (rather relating to the laptop in the post), which is probably a 17.3 beast like a NP9172 or GT73. I can see how that would make a lot more sense.",A big laptop is still much easier to fit in a suitcase/bag than a small PC + 21 monitor...
Shkreli will be laughing,He owes us a lot of previously-unheard music.
Someone should have really stuck it on the home page by now,Or put it in the sidebar or something.....oh wait
You crazy.,Id rather watch another thrilling thursday night football game between the jags and the bucks than the biggest baseball game in 10+ years
Daniel Cormier on Twitter We make the walk again very soon,"If Rumble beats Cormier and successfully defends against Jon Jones, does that mean he's the undisputed LHW goat?"
"I say it almost every week, Jeff Locke, MVP.",Totally worth a fifth lol
"Actually, earlier than that; in hgss, the kanto bike shop is out of business because the Johto shop is doing so well (Because you helped advertise for it earlier in the game)",it was closed on gsc too
"Ask her if she will wash your hair for you. Seriously just have her wash you hair while you sit on the ground, it feels so good",With...with her boobs?
A co-worker got tired of people asking where Ed is,Is ED a golden retriever that hides underneath the blankets
"I'ts the media scores I respect i.e the biggest names MMafighting, sherdog and bloodyelbow. I'll say again, in no round did I see Edgar have any effective offence, he might connect with some strikes but every single time in EVERY round Aldo paid him back with more damage than he took. If you gave even a single round to Edgar it's because you simply didn't comprehend what was happening in the fight.","You are delusional dude I'm sorry, aldo basically didn't strike for 4 and a half minutes."
"Isn't it so funny when it's about something that doesn't matter, like a game? But Donald Trump and his uneducated hordes are very much real. If you are over 18 VOTE ON NOVEMBER 8TH.","Better yet, if you are voting for Trump, vote on November 28th!"
Poll: 28 percent of Florida Republicans voted for Hillary Clinton,Online polls are unscientific and mean nothing....By George look at this unscientific poll about how well she is doing.
LOL. Streetwear getting militant.,*cringe*
u mad?,"Blitz is a unique robot that has feelings, but I thought you should know that other bots (like the automod) don't get mad"
Which children's film or TV show is actually a masterpiece?,How to train your dragon.
"Galtier and Magress BFFS? [//disc] So Galtier has 10% instant OD fill, and Magress has 2 turn damage immunity UBB. Do you see where I'm going with this? Will five Galtier, (I know it's ridiculous lol). But will five Galtier and Magress be able to infinitely keep damage immunity up? Or since you've whaled for five Galtier, why not make it six and just use his own ubb instead. Does this work and you win everything forever, or am I missing something here?","I'm pretty sure everything can be buff wiped except chance angel idol, HP buff, and barriers."
Me too!,Same!
And everyone will talk about how the Warriors defense is bottom in the league cause we'll be allowing 120 points per game. Doesn't matter that they win by 80!,Oh stop
Might want to check that spelling bruv,I knowwwww I noticed after I'd posted it.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but medical research firms and pharmaceutical companies are some of the most bloated and corrupt organizations on the face of the Earth.,Still more useful than building more tanks.
I disagree with your username,Are you from Florida?
"Reddit, what do you look like?",Like your mother.. if your mother were a guy.
Self portrait,"Must be from the future, I don't get the reference yet"
How the Sugar Industry Buys Academia and Politicians -,Because they are so sweeeet.
Have you even watched it?,Sooooooo bad
RemindMe! 1 day what's the riddle?,He posted the riddle lol
"Dude, we got a cfw framework. So maybe something could happen now?","It depends upon the devs now, maybe someone is currently playing with the framework and making a new UI?"
CMH1. We don't have these at MKE unfortunately.,"Columbus, etna?"
"That should be enough to get PA, possibly even MI and most of the other rust belt states.",20% black vote puts NY in play
Ikea.,"Instructions unclear, dog is now coffee table."
KD will probably deserve to be put in. And fan vote doesn't control the reserves,"Obvoiusly KD should be put in, and I'm not talking reserves, I'm talking about starters"
Did someone say Chaperone!? - Triple H as he runs in with a copy of The Chaperone.,Who's ready for some field tripping?
"If you could describe FIFA 17 in one word, what would it be? I think I would say 'Unfair'. Don't know how many times i've said that when im conceding a goal.",Meh
I see hillary as a evil corrupt puppet of corporate america while trump is just a rich asshole loudmouth. But still trump is the better choice.,But... Trump *IS* corporate America.
"Lemme guess, whenever Christmas music comes on out of season: *I looooove Christmas music! It makes me sooooo happy!* = Insane","More of, in october frequently yelling ITS CHISTMASSSSSSS"
The next person you make eye contact with will have sex with you. What do you do now?,"*Look down, look down, don't look them in the eye...* Until I look at my crush."
Yeah I have this problem with curls. My freakishly strong biceps are constantly launching weights and just general everyday items right into my face.,That sounds like a problem I'd like to have
What's the most interesting piece of movie trivia you know ?,Bruce's Dad said that they filmed Braveheart in 3 weeks
If they got rid of the electoral college every election would go to the Democrats. And California would dictate every election. Fact of the matter is that there are more registered Democrats than Republicans. Don't like changing it at all.,When we get rid of illegals we will never lose another election.
Not quite sure about the last one: ismell - Apple's new cologne! Order now and get one of the rare special editions without scent. Only 399$.,I'm not too sure colonge makes scents either because it *is* a scent.
"Like when CVS wrote the declaration of independence? Or when Walmart announced the emancipation proclamation? I get what you're saying, we're a prosperous nation because lots of big money lives here, sure, but the CEO of McDonald's has not shaped America in any way other than *physically* shaping Americans.","I remember when General Electric marched on Washington and declared, I have a dream (to sell light bulbs and nuclear weapons)."
"If we had three-day weekends, we'd be more productive since we have to accomplish the same amount in less time. Plus more time off means more time for people to spend money, which drives the economy.",how about a 1 hour work week guise
$20 Razer Adaro In-Ears,plz no
"Wanting to work on my drive with putters. Is there a better option than my SSS Wizard? I've got five SSS Wizards that I love for close range putting but my goal is to stockpile for fieldwork with the intent of fixing my drives (Right now my Lat 64 River is around 300ft). Should I grab more SSS Wizards and throw them farther or switch to something like a Judge, Aviar, Harp, or even an Evo Wizard? Thanks",Star Dart
They still migrated. Everyone is descended from migrants. That is the story of human history.,"Well, except Ethiopians."
Superstore Season 1 Bloopers,Is that Mark McKinney's real voice now?
"How? To undo this, you have to start with environmental studies and jump through a bunch of hoops.",Pass a EO waiving the studies needed.
Amazon dream? What's that?,Like the American Dream^TM but available with next day delivery.
\^\^\^ Proof that Trump supporters don't quite get the English language.,So she is going to the glue factory!
"Definitely 4 little Hitlers though, right everyone?",Clone bone!
"You die and find out god is real, what do you say to him before he casts you to hell?",That omnipotent prick already knows what I got to say to him.
"No, just when she's about to die. Kind of a morbid way to give a gift.","Well, at least it's not a ring that she needs to bite out of one's finger..."
"- Big Bad Wolf - Grim Reaper - Headless Horseman - Geppetto - ~~Maleficent~~ - Old Hag - Green Lady - x amount of Werewolves It's a pretty daunting list, imo.","Our hero roles still outnumber though, unless the werewolves count but I cant imagine that being fair"
"Who is a superstar you think WWE shafted? To me Christian was completely wasted as a singles main eventer. He went from being Christian Cage to being (what my friend described him as) Diet Edge. He could have been a great top guy, I remember watching TNA as a kid and seeing him beat Samoa Joe. When he returned to the WWE I was so excited to see him become a top star but I was so disappointed soon after. Another guy I think was shafted was Dean Ambrose, I marked the hell out when HHH won the rumble but in retrospect it should have been Ambrose. Even though WWE eventually pulled the trigger on him, they should have done it sooner.",Bo Dallas
What song do you listen to when you are sad?,Anything by American Football or Nick Drake or any sad music really.
"Jerry Jones propping that door open for Romo this morning, saying on a possible qb change you know it when you see it",This could really hurt a young QBs confidence or sour him on the team we saw it last year
Trolling ends with love,Holy fuck youre cringey
"Is the act of ordering from the dark net illegal? Been lurking for a longtime and too scared to order because of fear of LE. However, cannabis will be legal in Maine in just over a month and I don't think there will be stores where one can purchase for a much longer period of time. Would ordering some kind greenery be a crime when it is legal here? Is the actual act of using the dark net for a legal substance an issue with LE?",It's illegal in a sense of tax evasion as well.
Are you hitler? The name seems a little too suspicious,"no, no im not."
"Gems. Gems are truly outrageous. So first off, I'd like to say I'm a strictly F2P player. That being said, I am pretty meticulous about how I spend my hard-earned currency. I'm curious on how others use theirs. Even for the P2Pers, what do you guys mostly spend your gems on? I noticed that zelnite is currently a featured unit for a 3 gem gate cost. I really want him, so I'm thinking 3 gems might be low enough. So what is your guys' guilty pleasure in this game to splurge your gems on? And do you have any horror stories? Mine for example, i spent 40 gems on a 5 gem gate and got 5 dupes and some mediocre units.",I don't think anyone has made it a point to say... Get a Zelnite!
"About 71 million watch final presidential debate, beating 2008 and 2012",Donald the reality TV star does care about TV ratings.
TOTALLY NOT CONFIRMED,What about kai buu saga?
How would they set up a bot to snatch the name if they don't even know what the name is?,A bot that scans for common words and phrases.
I'm voting for Trump,IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUMP RIGHT WE HATE TRUMP
"failing school and washing dishes isn't exactly success, if you applied your work ethic to real life you would be much happier and succesful. stop tricking yourself into thinking what you're doing is healthy",Ohhhh you're a troll my bad :)
For Fuck's Sake,"I know this person died, but MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"More than 1,300 elderly people go missing in China every day, report says",Solent Grey?
Why do girls never know where to look during hair trick videos. They always look so awkward.,What is the resonant frequency of a clitoris?
Oh yeah lol this is the only one I ever went to and when she told me about it I was like yeah I'm just gonna wear regular clothes no one wants to see that,Haha I feel that in my soul way too much.
"I have a counter argument to all the people saying this is a good idea. The game will lose its charm and fun of the trade and market if this were to be implemented. I played RS for almost 10 years now and it has always felt different since the GE was put in. It is definitely a useful tool, but you will miss the signs and bargaining of trading on USwest3. It seems tiring and like a waste of time now, but you will miss it.","It literally just speeds things up, trading is USW3 is just so boring, all you do is hold control and press enter and v a lot until somebody trades you"
"Sorry, where have you saw 7/23/2015?","When you click on the copyright name and you see all the info, you should see it at the bottom"
Store Owners? What tricks do you use to get customers to spend more money?,Extended warranties.
I'm still holding a grudge against Cracker Barrel - late 80s/early 90s??,I've never set foot in a Cracker Barrel so that solves that.
I wish Jameis would call me and yell at me like this at regular intervals during my day. I'd fuck up a whole lot less,Something tells me he would whether you wanted it or not.
Another good long drive here would be just peachy.,I don't care as long as we get 7
Toilet doors in Germany,100% accurate
"Good Question Anon, Good Question",I hope this gets some visibility today on MSM.
Spot the ball...,Game isn't flawed you just suck.
"But it's not like they're working 8 hours a day, though.",Don't have to
Number of times I have PMed female redditors asking for sex: 8. Number of times a female has PMed me for sex: 0.,"Dude, you forgot the"
It's not complicated. Extra taxation on parents that want more than one child ought to solve all this just fine.,Worked just fine in China.
"No idea because it's not certain it will be Allen, if he assists or scores this weekend I'd invest everything into him because he would undoubtedly be POTM.","well, its between walcott or allen and walcott won't play tomorrow, he is injured"
Nightmode motherfucker!,Reverse racism exists!
Its quit possible that Russia or some other foreign agency has a sex tape of him. They are using him as an agent.,You forgot the
A specter is haunting the specter of Fascism...,Meta Memes R Us
Opening this while sitting in the shower was weird.,sitting in the shower is the shit.
"Be honest, Rogue One was underwhelming.","I loved the movie, but I'd like to hear why you thought it was underwhelming."
Thank you.,"Also just a note, Even if you have FPS above the hz of the monitor doesnt make it useless, it results in less input delay at the cost of your GPU working more"
Yeah there were horses and a man on fire and he killed a guy with a trident!,That escalated quickly.
I'm kinda stupid but I count two.,it's like an ogre or a parfait
\#DongsOutForKong,##BananaSlamma
"You've been enthralled by the visage of the sun. You are now trapped, forever staring at it. We warned you not to look. You brought this on yourself.",Since I am trapped forever staring at it does that mean I will live forever?
"Help, I think I've become a Char fanboy...just put back some model kits and discovered I had 2 and a half shelves with Char kits....","It's ok, since I started watching The Origin series Char has become my favorite Character."
Question on starter Z crystals,Yes
LPT: Brush your teeth while taking a shower. It cuts down your morning routine time by a bunch.,"Or, it's a great excuse to stand in the hot water for an extra 5 minutes."
Hardly Thin,Suicide Hog
What was a scene from a cartoon that made you cry?,The whole silent montage from 'Up'.
"I'LL WET MYSELF IF WANT, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.",Stole my line
"List Orange bowler, orange unicorn, lime and orange mariachi, cobalt and saffron pork pie Toppers: * Hard Hat - cert Striker+Sniper * Mariachi Hat - Pink and White * Pirate Hat - Saffron * Top Hat - Crimson Wheels: * Chakram - Burnt Sienna * Disco * Lobo - Burnt Sienna * Pulsus * Rat Rod - Green, Saffron, Lime * Tunica - Purple Certified Decals: * Takumi Anubis - Scorer * Octane Distortion - Aviator * Breakout Falchion - Striker * Dominus Mondo - Striker * Breakout Snakeskin - Aviator * Merc Warlock - Striker","Don't have those items, but I'll give you 6 crates (1, 2, 3, 0) for the FG and lime rat rods."
"The law does not say you are supposed to deduct that. There is no penalty for not taking deductions, there is no taskforce assigned to making sure people don't over pay. The law is not always right, not always fair, and not always what is best. Trump talks about wall street and being for the little guy, but that just doesn't ring true. What does ring true is that he has played by a different set of rules than the voters because he is rich. The same tax system as everyone else? That's the exact opposite of Trump's campaign promises, which are specifically about how there are loopholes that benefit the rich and not the common voter...","Capital loss carryover is not a loophole, it's intentional."
Election Expert Nate Silver: Hillary ONE State Away from Losing to Trump...,Get used to saying President Clinton.
haha I rarely use him but now with phy broly I can use him !!,Still isn't that great sadly :(
Dubai....... beautiful country with beautiful religion(religion of peace). Unbelievable racists.,peace
How much is a certified halo worth?,nada..... just keep man or mam
194 years of curses that Theo has long dicked. That's fuckin incredible.,Plus the 3 and 6 year curses leading up to the 2007 and 2013 world serieses
Thanks!,Requiem over the planet.
"I've posted this before but this was pretty funny at the time: Was at a Rockies/Astros game at Minute Maid, not long after 9/11...maybe around 2002. Was in the archways in the outfield which is right above the entrance for the visitor's bullpen. A fellow Astros fan sees Todd Jones walking into the bullpen and yells, Get in your bunker, IRockie/Iraqi, which is a clever play on words now but at the time...wasn't the smartest thing. Todd Jones looks up at the fan and says, Shut up, dirt cork! First and last time I've ever heard the term 'dirt cork' and I'll never forget it.",What does that even mean?
I give people an inordinate amount of random wins because I get tilted the second I see the dice and just pick something stupid to do to get it over with.,"I do the same thing, but I've been incredibly lucky since 90% of my random opponents end up being zerg which is great for cheese"
8.0: Sins removed.,9.0: Sins re-introduced... in CM packs.
The epitome of liberal arrogance. Selfrekt.,Autocorrect
"Reddit, how do you handle life when it is going well?",Remind myself of the bad times and how everything is temporary.
Weld On Trump: I Fear For The Country.,Any rational person does.
"No matter how badly we lose to the wallabies in rugby, remember we don't have this",DA = Deviant Australians.
"TIL that in 1915, scam artist Charles Hatfield convinced the town of San Diego that he could create rainfall using a secret mix of chemicals. The city offered to pay him $10,000 if he could end their drought, and the 'result,' a few days later, was the town's worst flood of the 20th century.",I mean the drought ended
"I've been doing the same lately and I'm really starting to wonder, do the writers not know the difference between propane and natural gas?","Actually before they made it, they would tour propane stores"
"Man she tells it like it is. I've never heard of a more bullshit occupation than diversity coordinator - or anything containing the word diversity, for that matter.","A requirement for a Bachelor's of Science in Computer Science is a Race and Gender Diversity class, because it makes me a better Software Developer apparently."
"So I take it your office is requiring you to attend your company, or else?",Sa amin ganun.
Rolling tide detergent vs washing a ton machine Air your dirty laundry here,So a Bama player shot off his finger?
Troy Aikman on Cowboys' 'delicate' QB situation: What exactly is Romo going to improve on offense?,All of these old Dallas QBs are salty AF that Tony Romo has the third highest career passer rating of all QBs in NFL history.
UPS Union needs to get with the program,Was it the union that stopped the holiday turkeys?
"They don't know how many hemorrhoids I have, only I do.","Honestly, whatever store you purchase medication from could probably use Beyesian Analysis to figure out exactly how many you have."
Toddler running off with his mom's phone while it's still recording,stabilized?
I wonder if it would still be simple assault if he'd 'followed through'.,Assault and splattery.
Pakistan or India?,Russia
It doesn't look like Bridget Jones' Baby is a flop at all. That WW box office haul is pretty good.,It probably kills it in the uk
"I'm really surprised someone hasn't made a Halo movie happen. After all of these years of people milking the Halo franchise. I think it's a bit too late to make a halo movie now though, they missed the window. But what do I know?",Forward into dawn was in 2012.
Yeah I agree but I consider the two goals he got as quite lucky. I wouldn't count on the ball bumbling around in the box like that week in week out. I thought he was good but he didn't catch my eye. I thought players like Iwobi were actually better. I absolutely agree that Walcott is a good option right now but I personally don't think I'll be transferring him in.,Iwobi might be playing better but Walcott will get the results popping up around the box whereas iwobi will be creating the chances
"From the sentence in the article alone I can't see that they have a winning argument in any legal system that values contracts as binding. To argue that a contract would have to include any and all possible situations is frankly asinine. It's rather that exeptions are included and all other situations is handled according to the general terms. (This is the real meaning of the adage the exception that proves the rule). In this case, if they had wanted to have the contract void if they separated, they should have demanded that clause be included in the contract.","Iif I understand it correctly(I probably don't), the argument is that the contract is illegal and void, since the embryos have a right-to-life through the trust fund connection in Louisiana."
Browns waive Jonathan Cooper,"I suppose there's a chance the cards bring him in during training camp, but they'd probably cut him with the first round of cuts so why even bother unless they're desperate in finding camp bodies."
Just slowly nudge him into the star now.,Might take a while
shucks boyo,"dang, scamp"
I assume she's in... films?,Pertaining to anatomy and biology.
"In regards to Sumerian's New Project where they are looking for a clean vocalist only, who would be your pick and why?",Denis Stoff
What happened?,TheFineBros happened...
"I get that, I love a lot of music, from classical, to jazz, to rock. I just can't stand hip-hop.",Why not?
Is there really someone that could do Robert Baratheon justice ?,Danny DeVito.
It's the only Mel Brooks movie I find funny. Which is apparently a crime against humanity according to most of my friends,Watch the original *Get Smart*
All of my unmitigated witheld arty rage at once.,What got me the most in this picture is that you have no consumables...
"Not to get overly political but fossil fuel is not what I mean by energy independence. It has to do with America not relying upon foreign nations, like Saudi Arabia, a country with MASSIVE human rights violations, that funded 911, is funding isis, and massive Clinton foundation donor. We should be doing zero business with them. When people wanted to boycott one of the Carolinas over trans bathrooms I wondered why no one cared that Saudi Arabia punishes gays with death or jail, atheists and Jews with death or jail, and not to mention lack of women's rights. I'll gladly pay 3$ a gallon for gas to have the money stay in North America.","Fair point, my bad"
"I was not a lawyer. I worked in computer security and was the first point of contact when a CMI happened. In over 50 cases I've handled, no one ever got in trouble. If you want to debate with me about it, you're going to lose.",Would someone in the military caught mishandling classified information be court martialed?
You transphobic bigot! You're wife is a fucking white male and literally drenches herself in cis scum privilage while the most honorable people of our society (trannies) are basically living in concentration camps!,"I read that middle part as 'cis cum' privilege, and died laughing."
"Week One is always weird for us. Last year, the 49ers blew us out... we went 11-5. 2014, we blew the Rams out even worse... we went 7-9.",That Rams game was like the only game Cordarrelle Patterson did anything too.
Who is the Brit dressed like a German prior to D-Day? He has a Lugar that almost isn't returned and you would need subtitles to understand him. Wanted to find the clip on youtube but there doesn't seem to be one.,Please he speaks perfect Cockney.
"What is this? Military related? Brass, 5 1/2 ht, marked Made in Italy on chain's hang tag. Bottom is removable. Holes lead to metal tubes.",More pics maybe?
"How many wins in a row did you menage to get? Title says it all, just curious about other peoples consistency when it comes to winning games. I found myself playing way safer than usual lately, and ever since my average amount of wins a day has improved by a lot.","I've hit a 10 win streak just about a week ago with at least 4+ kills, however, this was in duos."
Jeraffes are dumb.,"No, goats r dum"
"This god damn traffic. Who said it is only a state of mind?! It is so frustrating. You woke up early to beat your 8AM Time-In just to be stuck for a 3-hour traffic jam starting from Marikina to C5-Ortigas. And now, you're already 1 and a half hour late for work, you will arrive at your office and all people will stare at you like Wow, you have some guts to be this late. and you will just give them that What-am-I-supposed-to-do-I-left-at-5:30AM face !!! Aside from all the criticisms that you will get, it's no surprise when you look at your paycheck at the end of the month with all those salary deductions for tardiness. We have a 9.6 working hours in our office. Coming from the IT field, this 9.6 hours could be more extended as we need to support. Do note that this is an OT-TY. IT'S GOD DAMN FRUSTRATING. Everyday, I've been wasting 7 hours just for my travel from home to office and vice-versa. 7 FUCKING HOURS. WHO SAID THAT THIS IS JUST A STATE OF MIND? (WELL, FUCK YOU, SIR. FUCK YOU.) Please. Please let us fix this traffic. Let us save lives.",Nasagasaan din ako ng C5 traffic bro haha high fives all around
"This is exactly the point. I've seen a chaplain who was great at her Hoover (also secretly a lesbian), I've seen another who was virtually Hitler and thought ouija board were the work of the devil. They need to switch the title back to school counselor and require a psych degree.",I'd have thought lesbians would go for Dysons.
But hes not technically president. I hate the fucker but until be takes the oath he isnt president.,So you're saying that Argentina's president had no idea he was talking to someone who could use the power of the presidency in 3 months if he didn't help him with his businesses?
"In what way? What proof whatsoever do you have of this? People keep bringing up 'Russia hacking' but they didn't hack anything actually related to elections / voting systems. The systems aren't even connected to the Internet and to change votes, you need to take apart the front cover of the voting machine and have access to the card reader which is covered by tamper proof tape. No reports were found of any kind where anyone saw tampering of the systems. No solid proof is even found too that Russia did the hacking. They have signatures of programs/exploits that are commonly used by Russians but that's about it. As someone who hacks for a living, I can tell you that public exploits or exploits on underground networks aren't hard to come by.",Like I said photos taken by people who were involved in the recount.
That's the story of the last 6.5 years.,Seems like it goes back to 2002.
"full game Tyler1 vs Phreak. Tyler1 crushes Phreak early game , and with his intelligent map play finishes the game in 24 minutes",Are you his girlfriend or something?
"I made myself sit through the entire movie of Nine Lives, and survived to tell my thoughts:","Oh, I thought you were talking about the horror movie one with Paris Hilton."
The one time I can saw I was relieved to get Rick Roll'd.,*Say
My mom specifically said no lasers when I left my house that morning in 1992. I had other plans.,I looked for a Borg-like laser in that flower but am not seeing it.
"we know not where we went we know not how he disappeared however, we know deep in our hearts that he is enjoying a martini","And that he has a lot of cops on his payroll, if we find him the cops will kill us and he will walk out like a hero"
W E W E W E W E W,W E W E W E W E What are we doing?
Ian Holloway. Sure I remember seeing their chairman saying some glowing things about him in the past...,He got us relegated to League 1 mate......
So I was the only one to predict that there would be no DNF's?,I thought Grosjean would be the one to DNF with brake issues...
"The problem is with many newer cars, the dash is always lit and visible. This is why so many drivers out there forget to turn on their headlights at night.",That....and their inability to properly be aware of their surroundings.
"Yes, it's an RPG without a base inventory.","it has a base inventory for materials, these commodities should be materials and not cargo."
r/asablackman,Was waiting for some SRS type to dismiss the opinion and experiences of a minority because wrongthink.
The pats defense is frustrating to watch because they give up a million yards then decide to get it together once the other team is knocking on the door. They're 14th YPG but 3rd in PPG.,The Matt Patricia special aka The Liver Killer
"Baseball is such a terrible answer. We know that: - By the 24th century, it will be relegated to a handful of enthusiasts watching old games on a space station near Bajor. - By the 31st century, they'll have finally jazzed it up, changed the name, banned robot players and made steroids mandatory. So, we know it doesn't survive in any recognisable shape by then. Which means that, by the year 4000, it'll be less known than the Jeu de Paume.",And even nowadays only a few other countries other than the US care about Baseball: Japan and a few Caribbean and Central American countries mostly
Today is the worst.,hey hopefully the dick watches the movies
V2 Impossible rep,it's already done so you're wrong
"God, the Kirovs are such monsters. Nuclear powered, more missiles than you can fire, damn-near impenetrable air defense. As a warship enthusiast, its sad that they fell on such hard times after the breakup of the Soviet Union. As an American, thank god they never saw action against us.","Yeah, like Iowa was the epitome of a battleship, Kirov is an epitome of missile cruiser (at least for now)."
Insane body control by Angel Rice,"If I could do that, I really would train hard to become a Ninja."
"So because my *farmor* (dad's mom) was born in Sweden and lived in Canada before moving to America, my dad's not really American?",Please report yourself for immediate deportation
This is what I don't get when somebody tells me people voted for Trump on anything other than racial issues. He started his political career on the platform that our first black president wasn't legitimate. Well I say our first orange president isn't legitimate unless he can prove he isn't just a Russian puppet.,"Not racist, just \#1 with racists and racist sympathizers"
Well la de da. Look at Mr. Fancypants sitting on his fancy box. Had to stand at my old job.,Didya trah tornning it awf n awn?
Such a vicious circle.,"No, that's called a delicious circle."
"Ehhhhh, this is a bit too close to voter suppression imo. Joking about November 28th, sure, but this is really blatantly just saying don't vote.","If someone is listening to a subreddit and it convinces them not to exercise their rights, that's their fault."
My work runs and incentive program. I don't know if i want to work less hard because of it...,Tell Google?
even the refs did nothing while it was happening. unreal,"To be fair, the refs don't break up fights, just the linesmen, who were busy as there was a line brawl going on, so they were a bit busy"
"Ive got an old Physx card somewhere in my collection, cant get it to work with the modern drivers in an older computer sadly.",For Windows 7 64bit: Driver:1.1.1.15 date 18 dec 2007 Worked for me.
WHY WAS THIS NOT POLLED?! (Pet Rock Easteregg),I thought I was the first one to post this ;(
"Had exactly the same question, but bought it anyway this morning, found games pretty fast, once or twice it took more than two minutes",Thanks!
You'd rather have 1 Super Bowl instead of 4? Consider it done.,Say no more fam
"I've raced against Bobby Labonte, AJ Allmendinger, William Byron, Josh Berry, Parker Kligerman, Timmy Hill, and Ty Majeski. The only one I had a bad experience with was Byron.",I had Chase Elliott land on me during a practice session at Pocono once
Take a guess why,Because it doesn't work and there is no proof that it works.
Now we just need the FedEx/UPS guy to deliver.,"Good luck, looks like the business is closed again."
"Are Pantheists atheists without balls? I bring this up after having a chat with numerous pantheists. They claim the universe and existence itself, which we are part of, is 'god'. As an atheist I think of god as a supernatural deity that can bend the rules of the universe to his will. Since there is no evidence of this, it can be dismissed without evidence. But Pantheists assert that existence itself is god. The problem I have with this proof is, it doesn't tell me anything. It takes the word god and applies it to a the natural world. Well I believe in the natural world, and I'll assert most atheists probably do as well. The difference between an atheist and a pantheist is atheists are not so ashamed to call themselves atheists that they need to be intellectually dishonest about what words actually mean. If the natural world exists as it would without a god, then why call it god?",Deists are atheists without balls.
"Who's the best pro rifler player that can use the AWP? top of my head: coldzera, stewie, f0rest, olof, shox, s1mple, NiKo. also, this is not from best to worse, just random order.",im gunna have to go with dev1ce.
"Since we didn't emit greenhouse gasses back then, you also can't claim they caused the extinctions. Current climate change is changing the status quo of the last 12.000 years, at a faster pace than any change in climate before, but the climate has changed more slowly before.",I should have added
He says that Trump will mean change because his administration is a house of cards displacing the entrenched powers. He's calling his picks patronage. Does that seem positive to anyone? He's very clearly implying Trump's administration will collapse and create an opening for actual change. I don't see how this is at all pro-Trump.,Clinton supporters will see it that way.
Who is the smartest person you have ever met?,That one guy who never said anything.
The curl of that wave,Looks like a sheet of ice.
"Well, I have a healthy scepticism about public servants in general. If they're happy then chances are it's something to be angry about.",You must be a bag of fun at parties ....
Was just about to type this exact comment and noticed yours lol,ditto haha
"I mean you can mute them, I generally just greet people, wait for them to greet me and squelch. Also, it was a joke.","I understand what you mean, I just stated this because someone might not understand what was going on with it and tie it to political agendas, while in reality it was just a quality of life improvement."
I find it incredible how many people have the exact same thought that someone with a popular post had a day or two before,Weird minds think alike.
The Republicans Blackmailed America. Vote for us or we won't let anything happen.,"Vote us in to do bad things, or we'll paralyze your ability to do good things"
So quoting someone doesn't show their value? Got it. Glad you are so logical at how you retain information.,Letting asinine bs like this dominate the conversation instead of policy has derailed this election cycle.
I also don't want to play tOSU again either...,Can we just play Auburn and Florida again instead?
And a gofundme account was immediately started by democratic supporters to repair the 10K in damage. They blew through that goal in hours.,This just might be my fav part of this entire circus act.
Dude looks kinda like Paul Ryan,Not enough gains
I was talking about the IW sub.,There's loads of them
Who would have guessed ....,The racists apparently.
"I don't see why piFS wouldn't work. I mean, you wouldn't get 100% compression and it'd be horrifically slow, but it seems plausible.","It's a github link mate, you can try it yourself to see if it works or not."
Actually its a game about meeting for cigars and whisky,Never Daud it.
"It's part of the Reddit welcome pamphlet, included are 'up to speed' guides which include explanations on scaling by banana, why safes are never to be trusted, and the unidan incident",I think the swamps of degobah have to also be included as well.
Imbue summon stones into legndary summon stones that summon 4 star or better,How about just paying 750 crystals to summon the exact nat 4 or nat 5 that I want
We'll never be legit and a threat to these people until we win the final game.,Hey we won our final game last year!
I'm older then the Blue Jackets this year.,Aren't you that every year?
"I really want to see a fully choreographed dance session with props and taunting, with like 5 players at once. Just go for broke with a super over the top celebration. I wouldn't even be mad about it if it happened with my team.","NFL announces four game suspensions for Fletcher Cox, Connor Barwin, Malcolm Jenkins, Bennie Logan, and Tom Brady."
I'd totally use it if there was SMS fallback. That's the incentive. Right now it's completely useless to me since I can't send a message to anyone without that spammy Install Allo! message **and** my number showing up as some random crap.,"To be fair, it only shows that the first time you message them."
... that's the weirdest explanation of distance I've ever seen.,I've got the most confused erection.
A player drew the party as the class you are most like in real life,Paladin number three's expression is very saucy; what is he up to?
*Seen at 12:36 p.m.,k
We'll miss you Carrie Fisher. May the force be with you.,"I just opened a booster box tonight and got this card, I know it sounds dumb but it was pretty cool."
can i get banned for changing language on other server? i want to play on russian server and ill change my language on english can i get banned for this?,No
Lmfao. The guy couldn't convince Democratic primary voters to be the nominee somehow would do much better in a general election that has much more moderates and centrists? This is why Bernie lost. Because of self delusion and his fans couldn't face the reality is that they lost.,The DNC admitted it was rigged in their defense against the lawsuit.
We need paper ballots to stop Russia hacking votes #DefendOurVotes,WEW
World Championship Tag,"We're slowly monetizing the games of your youth, but we're cool!"
It's really difficult since there's no example in the game files.,ow *sadface*
"didn't even list your GPU, I'm assuming it's one of those fancy smancy flux capacitor types.",Go ahead and assume its a pallet of 1080 TI's
was okay with this until i realised thats my sisters name. now i just feel dirty,Wasn't okey until I saw that your sister have the same name ;)
When you're a former tag team champion but are also Murph,Bliss this post
What has the most dedicated fan base?,Firefly
I just want a vosik mask :D,Just use the ats arachnid helmet
Probably because drunk e3 was such a disaster that they couldn't even get any videos out of it,Capsule force?
"Yeah, I never understood bloatware, it's like it's a decision made by old men who don't even use technology. Pretty much everyone hates it, I don't see the benefit.",You've clearly never driven anywhere w/ the help of a monthly VZ Navigator subscription.
Why cant all games be like this?,Tfw other team getting constantly reverse spawn killed because of all the squad spawns
"Yeah we totally don't care one bit. Not like trump claims to drain the swamp and then goes on to elect ceos and millionaires to cabinet positions. But hey, EMAILS!!!",Being rich and wanting to drain the swamp are not mutually exclusive.
Absolutely finished frames. We're trying to figure out what to do with them. Parts are hard to find.,"List them on r/gunsforsale I'd buy one as a long term project, u/coyotebanned will too, he's been volunteered."
Cheryl Tunt,Carol*
Even the pound wants us to remain..,The pound should respect the result and get behind making brexit a success.
"also, they both do that thing where, after scoring a basket, they clap their hands and shout Very glad that went in, now we move onto some defense!",and we witness the birth of a meme
Stewart is insufferable. What an ass. Condescending from the get-go. Posh reacted because she has self-respect.,Yea his witty compliments shouldn't be tolerated.
So it's not running in widescreen?,*whoosh*
Absolutely none in Japan,Everything sells out in Japan
"So you gave $30,000 more to animals than to humans? Its good to know where the first world's priorities are.","Humans come and go, animals will only be here for so long before we make them go extinct"
China donates 50 ambulances to Ukraine,That's nice of them
What video,Do a Youtube search for ME ME ME and brace for surreal nippon NSFW.
"Don't do it right away Peyton. A lot of people think Elway just bullshitted his way into it but he ran an AFL team for a while, was part of our draft scouts in 2001, and scouted FAs in his last few years as a player. Take a minor role first and grow into it.","Yeah, don't pull a Jordan."
Mouse Can Everything,Upvote for bananya
"But I feel you, I'm not American, but I'm also just 2 months away from legally voting and we have a pretty important initiative to vote on in one month. Kinda sucks.",Mind me asking what country?
$10mil down $43 to go (repost due to bad math that people seem to care about from a joke post),Not even proper math can save this post
"Yet another dialogue remix(Richtofen's memories) *Blundell poking a liquid divinium in a fire in Treyarch studios* My name, is Jason Blundell, und I have been trying so very hard to satisy the community. Long ago, I made a promise, a vow, to moneywhore for Activision. In order to keep my word, I have made bad endings, very bad endings. I do not regret the pain I have caused, because none of it really matters. This map, this ending. All of it, will soon be gone. *shows the black ops trilogy combusting into flames* I have lied, *story intel pans across screen* I have cheated, *the revelations rocks pans across screen* I have deceived. *images of the staves pans across screen* All for a story the community could never understand. I would not change a single thing. Activision thinks I do not know, but I do. The comics... will protect me. Just something I thought was funny and wanted to jump onto the bandwagon of memes.",This is actually pretty good.
"Tasty You'll notice I'm not ranked very high in ranked this season, but that's largely because I just haven't really played after all of my old team stopped.",I cannot see your profile on SMITE
It's $500 per plan per part,"Welp, now I know what I'm doing once (RY)Zen and Skylake release."
Euthanasia is not a service provided by Brampton Animal Services.,It sure was earlier this year.
"Rare natural occurrence in Yamal peninsula in Russia. These ice balls were made by wind, they are found along the coast for as long as 18km. Locals have never seen them before.",So theres a chance somewhere some how a snowman magical formed outta thin air?
With the election less then a week away The_Donald has gone off the f*cking deep end. Accusing Hillary of being involved in a Satanic Child Sacrifice Ring without a hint of sarcasm.,will believe hillary is involved in sevret global child sex abuse ring because some 3 year old post on reddit won't believe the possibility trump probably sexually assaulted a bunch of women despite mountains of evidence
Team of the Week Tom Brady (Limited Time),That Mariota will be sex for solos
"If you're worried about finishing too quick, just have a wank directly before you begin having sex.",Why is this a bad idea?
Not sure if this helps but you can own more than one of the same skill capes so do you have to do all that?,"it seems unlikely, the hooded cape is an item id different than the one without."
Downgraded from an iPhone 6 Plus to an iPhone SE and am shocked by how much better it is in almost every way!,"I really love my SE too, 4 is the perfect screen size"
"From all the shitty things ever done, the worst was Hillary ordered the assassination of Harambe.","I don't know, Trump throwing a toddler into Harambe's home was a dick move"
Who wears something like that in public?,"Not basement dwellers like you, certainly."
"Fear not, my child, for you shall be saved if you embrace Raytheism.",I'd rather **GO FLIPPIN' CRAZY** with my #B R O N C O B O Y S
"Welp, I guess you're just up shit creek without a paddle. I don't mean to be rude, but that's pretty much it. Unless you mentally put clothes on him whenever he's on the screen/page.",Could someone make a version of the scans with some kind of covering on Puck and whenever there are any nudes?
"Okay Google Hotword not working in ROMs Hey, for everyone who has a custom ROM with Google Assistant, does the okay Google hotword recognition work for you. I've ran Simple AOSP(currently), BenzoRom, PureNexus, Resurrection Remix Nougat and it's has been a common problem with all. I don't think that it's just me, just wondering if there is a fix for it.",Works fine on pure nexus 7.0 (nov)
"Reducing corporate tax isn't the same as reducing income tax on wealthy individuals. I think we should tax rich people at a high rate still. (And if we're cutting corporate tax, then we should increase taxes on the rich even more)",Yeah but corporations just hoard money so they aren't reinvesting either.
"One of the sources on a recording discussed alleged deals the Clintons had made, **but because the person was not from inside the Clinton Foundation**, prosecutors thought the evidence wasn't solid enough to justify an aggressive investigation, according to The Journal.  So, hearsay? Seriously, this article provides nothing.","I read on reddit that Clinton killed someone, the FBI should totally investigate"
And replaced by??,The infallible free market!
Mate it's always the same answer: assassins have mobility she has not.,"Mate it's always the same answers : mages have range and cc, assassins have not"
The hallmark of every Clinton Foundation^TM hitman is not finishing a target off and allowing him to live an extra two hours.,What a super effective strategy!
There is no reason to have any limit to trades. Its like limiting your draft picks to 6 and the rest have to be autopicks.,"I told my commisioner unlimited trades, but he wasn't hearing it."
"Ottomans were pretty obvious i guess ;) Sadly, im already at 1800. My first complete ironman though, i will post a short AAR this weekend.",only a player snakes that hard for moscow :P
There are drones that don't move. They're called sentries.,Too bad there are no sentry mining drones.
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale...,A tale of a fateful ship
"Oh, IcePoseidon.",Agreed..
Breaking all of Youtube's new guidlines.,Oh great so now those retards who open up different toys will make all the money lol
"33,000 Hillary Emails Will Be Posted in November (SUUUUUUUUUUUUURPRISE!)","This won't matter, do it NOW"
How come you aren't calling for a recount of New Hampshire which had by far the smallest margins?,"Apart from NH - MN and NV were also both tighter than PA, they should do recounts there too for this integrity they talk about..."
"I haven't found any dryers in Yukon, where is it?",somewhere on the big highway running through the map
add trebuchet pls need to launch 90kg projectile over 300m but bfg not good enough pls add damage: 150max 100min rof: 1rpm range: 50-300stud good rank unlock: 90 accuracy: very ^pls,r/TrebuchetMemes is leaking
Anybody got a biggie Tee they want to sell?,If you mean a shirt larger than my TTS I got some biggie tees
This isn't just an adult like the last tape. This is a fucking child. What kind of locker room is this?,Penn State.
Leafolas! You were almost there,"Yeah, it's less confused for a Lego thing that way, but I like how Legoleaves sounds"
Niantic please listen to this guy! This balancing issue makes badass pokemons weak af and a fix is easy long overdue,r
ALl i know is that d wade was the best then his knee's hit that part o flife wheter they go mr. fuck hte game bro an dthen they gonna win chapship im telling you ints going to be tor vs. lac but chi is gonna be the other team in the ecf cavs gonna choke an lelbrun gonna be undner cheiving first time ever,Are you drunk?
"Or, we could just do better a looking at the interest of the rural working class, its not a zero-sum game, both interests are important.","I disagree, we're fundamentally opposed and our interests run counter to one another"
LOK Villain Party,Ugh alright I'll watch the whole show over again.
My son is so good at the cyber you wouldnt believe it.,Are you sure he isn't backtraced?
My high school fling's shiny new tattoo before getting shipped off to prison for statutory rape,It's got what rapists crave.
"58 and just bought a PS4. Where to start? My uncle (58) and I have always connected over our love of movies. He lives 10 hours away, and has just gone through 3 tragedies where both of his parents and his closest friend just passed away. Having lost everyone close to him, I've just convinced him to buy a PS4 so that we can hang out and have some fun. He's never played ANY video games before, so I'm trying to figure out how to ease him into it. He bought the Uncharted 4 bundle, but I'm thinking of starting him out with Until Dawn (heavy story, easy gameplay) and possibly Driveclub. Diablo 3 might be next, since it's multiplayer and easy to jump in to. Any other suggestions?",The last of us and bastion.
*That other tank game*,Tanki?
"Opinions? First time wearing something like this, please be gentle",Can't wait for more.
All in one. But it's only $50 for all six.,:D
My friend actually knows that guy. Grew up with him in Santa Monica.,The guitarist or the based balding speech writer?
"For 7 bucks - of course. For full price I did not like it. Too simplistic and primitive, graphics not so good when outside. I liked Metro / Metro 2 (which are very similar to Wolfenstein) much better.",BAD GRAFIX XDDD
Rail mounted carry handle vs. integrated carry handle upper? ^ This,"If you're just wanting an iron sight build, I'd go with an integrated carry handle since there's less that can go wrong (mounts loosening up, etc)."
Sure they do.,Yeah I'd be sporting a mustache for life.
#DCEU stars as the classic #Trinity,those red trunks.One thing i hope to never see in live action ever again
TIL Steve Buscemi was a firefighter helping in 911,TIL Steve Buscemi did 9/11
"Oh boy, will definitely brew with this in Kuldotha!",Have fun!
pls respond,and send nudes
HAHAHAHAHA SOME OF US ACTUALLY GET A PAYCHECK SO WE CAN HAVE BOTH!,"HAHAHAHAHA I WILL HAVE PACKS BOUGHT WITH CASH AND PACKS BOUGHT WITH GOLD, THEN!"
Clash of Clans is like Breaking Bad It doesn't really get going until a few town halls in.,And there is even a 2 stars out of 3 finale!
"Zampese wanted to test out the new kicker. Boy, he's awful.",Zampese or Randy Bullock?
XBOX having issues and PC running smoothly?!? What sort of topsy turvy world are we living in?!??!,"Well multiplayer is locked to 91, wasting 53 hz on my 144 monitor, so it's not exactly all rainbows over here."
"I've seen a similar difference in fitness demonstrated by someone going from clothes that fit right, to ones that were a bit too tight and caused a muffin top. It's amazing how little things can change our perception of someone's attractiveness.",You can just write stuff like that without showing examples man :(
Father was right to do that tbh,Officers were called and reported that in fact the little shit deserved it tbh.
I prefer my woman to not have a job and stay home. Total dependence on me and Stockholm syndrome is ideal.,"Well, that's just abusive."
"IF Chadli, anyone used him? I'm really tempted to sell Dybala and get a nice little trio of IF Benteke, IF Chadli and IF Valencia, but looking at Chadli's stats the 56 balance and 68 agility worries me.. Has anyone used him, have you noticed any glaring weaknesses?","Had him in a FUT draft, was not impressed."
Anarcho-capitalism subreddit survey. I need more responses so I can compile data. Bump.,I filled one out for you.
It was Phantom Squad,poodlecorp
I need a fucking hobby,i need a fuck hobby
"There is 0% chance that we will see a balance patch before the main game play is stabilised, that means crashes, interactions, bugs, typos and all that BEFORE we get a optimisation patch and THEN a balance patch, most likely 7.00B.",Good
I took a look at one of these cheap-ass Amazon mechanical keyboards. Here are the results.,"i like pausing at the beginning of your videos to laugh at the face you make, no offense.."
I know. I shouldn't have told you. Now you'll be an ex-Redditor. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!,What about the woman?
"Constantly try to view your personal opinions as week as group opinions from an outside perspective. Actively try to understand how you are perceived. Ask outsiders to give their opinion on the group, see if it is the view you are hoping. If not evaluate what needs to be done to make sure group think is not taking over.",This is a part of what led me out of tscc.
"As of Today, a Vote for Trump Is a Vote for Grabbing Women 'By the Pus*y'","I think I'm more disappointed in Billy Bush, I used to think that guy was pretty cool up until this very video."
"You gotta do a meme with it, not ask it :/",Gotta start the meme somehow!
Man threatens to expose her nudes. She stands up to him on the internet.,Indiatimes should have edited out the email address from the screenshot.
"Yeah, I am really not though. I don't know what it is, I am not having much fun with it. Loved the original but it just seems slow paced and campy and killing and getting killed seemingly instantly (I know that is how COD is but it seems especially bad in this one). It might just be me thats changed though.",...It's literally the same game.
Hillary is counting on idiots like you,Hillary is counting on ~~idiots~~ *patriots* like him
I like to call it **Trumped up Trickle down** (tm),"Straight off the stiff, red cuff!"
Nah. I downvoted because shit article.,Same tbh
How to finger your sister With an eggbeater,EZ
Can't believe Anthony Davis is stuck till in NO till 2012,Well done OP.
It was a joke m8. You don't heff to be mad.,Arrogant casual is mad and has to project his anger on another player.
"On second thought, you're right. I could totally jack that shit.",u/cheapdad signs 17.25 mil/1 year offer from Blue Jays.
I would personally love to try out solo q on 8 ping. I wonder how different it would actually feel.,I get 12 outside Chicago it does feel good
"Uff, I can understand your reasoning, but it seriously hurts to see anyone say that they don't like Harry Potter. I guess I'm a bit of an hypocrite.",I'd definitely understand your level of understanding if... you were a *hippogriff*.
There are curved screen protectors.,If it's glass chances are it bubbles up.
"Uh, I can QS with the AWP..",Not accurately.
Live your dreams.,I wonder how he's attaching all of that garbage so it doesn't fly off.
Good Guy Chicago,So explain how this happens in a GUN FREE ZONE Libtard
Thousands of fans throughout the world creamed their pants in unison when the previews hit. The moment of over 9000 jizzes,*8000
AND GO BY THE GAS STATION AND GET SOME MFERING NAPKINS TO GO IN UR GLOVE BOX!,HOLY MFING SH*T UR RIGHT I DID NOT THINK THIS THRU.... WOW
It's possible to get below -99?,"They don't display below -99.. but ... I only have negative karma in one sub, so I can find out my karma here through subtraction!"
And if the eagles won we still couldn't say that,Could've tied
I vote for Johnson to be the next President Fitness Trainer.,Johnson for Emperor of Planet Fitness 2020.
I thought Trump supporters weren't racist and that was just invented by the lamestream media?,economic anxiety
There is an enemy amongst us,Maybe I'm missing the obvious but someone pls explain the joke
Grapple ability is on point!,"I thought of it with the new map in mind, it would really help Stitzle stand out from the other rangers because she could maneuver so much easier."
"Don't you mean, Bushie the Younger?",Bushie the other Bushie the next Bushie the after Bushie 2: bushier
"No, not thinking far ahead, just making those plot points bigger and more expansive.","In that case, I do hope this is true..."
If we make it it's looking like liriano or Estrada (maybe but not likely).,Looks more like Stroshow to me
A moment of silence for our brave moderators. The hell they are about to ensue is nightmarish.,"i do not believe this is grammatically correct, but yeah i agree."
Chris Christie dropped as head of Trump's White House transition team,I knew I heard a massive thud followed by jello jiggles!
Japanese PM: Trump's team told him not to take campaign remarks literally,we were jk
It's called the FREE MARKET... look it up sometime.,is supply side jesus selling wine and false promises at this market too?
Grrrrr,It's good.
Deck Fattening. Losing Condition. Upvote this image to make this the top result on Google Images when people search Deck Fattening or Losing Condition.,Check your deck thinning privilege.
"Which is NOT what a blind trust is. If you're direct family of the people still running your business, you aren't properly insulating the business and it's as effectively the same as you still running it. But that's also exactly why Trump is proposing that.","But if they say that's what a blind trust is, then that's what a blind trust is."
"Me again, with a request. I didn't know where else to ask this, sorry. Could we encourage 'upvotes for everybody' on this sub? After all, upvotes *are* compliments! I've been running around upvoting comments, and have seen many good comments that have several replies but no or few upvotes, and that just seems kinda sad to me.",I'd prefer is low effort comments weren't just upvoted for the hell of it but if you see something that you like or deserves to be seen then upvote it and if that happens to be all comments then great!
"Sadly, the fad is quickly dying, but make sure you refer to them as Diaper Pins. So much better LOL",Those pins are used in the gay community to indicate that you are willing to have butt sex
Local malls that have water features clean them yearly and donate to a charity of their chosing..,"Rundle Mall in Adelaide, South Australia, does this, except it gets cleaned every couple weeks I think."
"wer ist das denn, Chaosritter?",meinst du mich?
"I don't trust all the Germans entering our country. It's an ethnicity with a long history of fascism and oppression. If you want to be a Nazi than do it in your own country, if you're in Canada you need to follow Canadian laws. Do you understand how dumb you sound now?","It's those god damn dirty western europeans with their history of world wars, colonialism and imperialism, I for one want them to stay out of our country!"
"Do you know if it stacks with MIDA though? They both boost walk speed, sprint speed, and ADS movement speed right? I'm wondering which of those three stack and which don't.",I could be wrong but I thought Dunemarchers increase sprint speed while MIDA increases agility (non-sprint & ADS speed)
Trump Says He Won't Sell His Businesses To Address Conflicts Of Interest,Does he want to eventually get impeached because this is how you get impeached
so dormitabis(that game that used to be on the banner that everyone was confused about) is coming either today or tommorow and im in hype mode! Epic scares soon!,"This was already posted, right?"
CLINTON FOUNDATION IS OFFICALY BEEING INVESTIGATED! fbi anon was right!,Hope FBI ANON ever comes forward to get highest reward possible.
WE FUCKING DID IT! PRESIDENT TRUMP! MAGA!,GREATNESS
Number 9,Burp
Let's hope trump screws up so badly people won't be able to vote for him a second time.,Basically their strategy for this campaign.
fuck thupreme,so thats the shit fuccniggas put on their 2K courts
I'd kill me if I were you,Good thing I'm a procrastinator
too much money for my taste.,Worth every dime at full price.
exactly if the dash cam driver can stop in time there's no reason why the SUV couldn't.,Not sure why dashcam car didn't stop earlier and get on the lights/horn
"Upvoted, goodluck!",Post got removed for 'brokering' even though I clearly have it.. Thanks though!
Or Stockholm syndrome and this was Freudian.,Are you commenting on her slip?
E,P
The,Flying
"It was a Mean Girls reference, ya tart.",Thank you.
you could make it more popular by telling me it's name,My Name Is Earl
"I know Reddit loooooves skyrim, but I really didn't. 90% of the quests boiled down to going into the cave/dungeon/ruin, killing everything until you get to the end, getting the random artifact out of the chest and bringing it back. It was so damn repetitive...",Most of Reddit is around only 20 years old and probably has never played Morrowind.
And 'fam',"Not anyone older than, like, 23."
Never. It is a representative republic.,The Right's favorite meaningless buzz-phrase.
What does that even mean?,"I only activated the phone for the game and since it doesn't work, I won't have a data line for pokemon go anymore."
"Aurelion shouldn't be blocked by minions Aurelion's kit is all about knowing how to move and position yourself so that you hit stuff with your stars to kill people and farm. The worst thing is when you try to kill someone and a minion sidesteps in a weird spot and you're FORCED to move around making your stars miss. So yeah, minion block interacts with Aurelion's kit in an unconfortable way and I believe it shouldn't affect him when he actually issues correct movement commands.",Solution: build a Phantom Dancer
"I Need a Little Clarification on the Custom Night Minigame So why exactly *is* Afton purple? My first thought was that perhaps it was because of his skin rotting and becoming a darker, bluish shade that looked like purple, though people on here are saying that it's because of Ennard. Am I missing something here and Ennard is doing something, or is he truly turning purple because of his skin decaying?",it's his rotting skin
I think it's cause he saw Tim Horton's in the search which is a Canadian thing,"Ah right, didn't even know what Tim Horton's is."
I have been picking against the Indians all postseason. The Cubs dominated the regular season. But they dominated the regular season in the National League. I think people are under-rating the Indians.,Don't worry we're used to it.
What is your life motto?,"^^I'm ^^late ^^to ^^the ^^party ^^but... I'm not lazy, I'm just efficient with my energy I'd make a great lesbian if men weren't so damn attractive"
"Judging by all the Awesomness songs, my dream of a Miz led main event heel stable is one step closer to coming true!",Lol
"How I would book Curtis Axel (The New Perfect One) So Curtis Axel has been poorly booked for years now, and one thing that WWE always seems to shy away from is that his father is Mr. Perfect. So why don't they repackage that gimmick and let Axel run with it. he comes out and cuts a very believable draws the line between reality and facade promo, talking about how his father had always wanted him to be a success in this business, and how he has been under utilized as a superstar, claiming that he is done being a disappointment and that he is demanding the respect he is entitled to, referring to himself as the perfect and ideal superstar multiple times. Stephanie and Mick foley come out and ask him to calm down, he refuses so they book him in a match. They state multiple times that this is a match he should lose, because this guy is the next big thing, hinting at the fact that the match was supposed to be a squash. (Further blurring the lines between facade and reality). The match begins, It's Axel against a younger guy, someone like Sami Zayn who needs the push. The match is filled with Axel noselling all of Zayn's moves, and Zayn clearly becoming frustrated. Then out of nowhere Axel explodes, just overhaul attacking Zayn, but it looks so sporadic and random that it seems like it is actually real. Real security comes out, no music is played, and the referee gives the X signal on his arms after checking on Zayn. This is Axel's attitude from here on out. He would go out there and actually attack his opponents. To the point where he is nearly fired from the business. But he comes to an on screen bargain, where he gets creative leniency, and he takes full advantage of that. One week later he is in the ring as The Perfect, Curtis Axel. He is up against US Champion Sami Zayn (See my last post). And he easily goes over. He gives himself a match for the Universal Championship, against Kevin Owens, and forces Owens to tap out to a handshake. It gets to a ridiculous level to where he is holding the Universal, US, and Tag Team Championships himself, with no partner. Then one day while cutting a promo about being perfect, an intro song hits, nobody knows who it is until the superstar comes out, or superstars. Out come Broken Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy, armed with a creative leniency contract, and they challenge Axel to a match. A match that they make up on the spot, called the better bookers match, where they are faced with challenges on who to book as a great superstar, and how. If Axel wins, he gets full creative control, if Hardy wins, creative goes back to the actual staff, and Axel must vacate his titles. We only see the results of each booking, played out in the ring in front of us. As each person reads off what they wrote, the events happen, with the actual superstars following suit in ring. The a twitter poll is held and that is how the winner is determined. It is a best of 7 series of course, and it consists of How To Book: Neville, Samoa Joe, Braun Strowman, Cesaro and Sheamus, Sin Cara, and Chris Jericho. Hardy wins in a 5-4 victory.",How did you randomly become a troll
"That's funny, when I Google it, it is pretty obvious that it's a William Arthur Ward quote.",He probably stole it from Marla Maples
"In just 2 years, too. That's pretty awesome. Hi guys. My name is tomatocarrotjuice. I'm 10 and from Singapore. I started playing CS when I was about 3. I'm looking for a team right now, so if you need a bad player let me know! Distinguished Eagle Elite skillwise even though that doesn't mean much =)",gl tomatocarrotjuice
"Michael Bennett will get his knee checked out on Monday, cartilage issue, and it could require surgery.",Injury bug bites this year
Anyone else's rotation won't work at all or just me? Whenever I try to rotate my device it won't rotate. Forever stuck in Portrait,Try removing Splitify
This is a SyFy show right? That alone has me leery. How are the production values?,"amazing believe me tremendous no, but seriously, SyFY improved drastically over the last year"
GOAT FLAIR,"New flair, new me"
You right,"you forgot the ' and uh, the r, and goddamnit even the E"
Two dudes nailing some chick eiffel tower style in a trashy bar restroom. She was on her hands and knees and there was about a 1/8 layer of water/piss all over the floors.,Eiffel Tower style?
You're not like the other guys You seriously get offended by that? Good lord. It's basically just saying you're unique. Get over yourself.,"Whew, thank goodness you're here to explain that to me, and tell me how I should feel about it!"
Got replaced with San Jose State apparently,The 51st state
"Y'all'd've liked this one, maybe.",*multiple orgasms*
"Goalie moved back in crease on his own, Bjugs was called for goalie interference, no contact was made. Still kinda baffled at this one.",Have a gif/vid of it?
It's not free we pay a lot in taxes :),Which is well worth it though lol :)
"Suicidal holiday introvert, look no further",They spelled pumpkin wrong.
yes. it was amazing. looking for a pic now.,Good lad.
You call it pointwhoring. we call it sharing it with people who can't watch live??,"Well, truth be told you shared wrong video the first time."
That's a lot of 380 - only got about 50 of those in 2 years.,My Dad actually bought a Kimber .380 Micro Stainless a couple years ago... so maybe they will be of use some day.
Sounds,When
"Wow, Bernie. Just wow. Really? She's going to cease contact with her husband? And to say nothing about the least-of-two-evilest race that the Foundation corruption had a part in turning this election into...","Yeah, this is pie in the sky ridiculous."
Calling Bullshit right now. This guy has been a millionaire. A billionaire even. And now this comes out when he wants to become president. GTFO here.,"And all of it magically was held at bay 3 weeks ago, but the damn just suddenly broke when the election got within 2 weeks..."
"I don't do WQs anymore for AP unless they are 700+. As I get more AK researched, I am sure that number will be moved up to 1k+ to make me feel incentivized to do it. Hell, I already feel shitty because I don't have enough time to play my alts because of the Rep/Artifact grind. I like what Blizzard did with this Expansion, but perhaps the butt load of WQs just is not for me.","They did it so you can play a class as a whole, you can freely switch between every spec now"
Other presidents have been impeached for lying to the people when caught...,"It's okay, he can be caught lying to the nation if he's not under oath"
Literally Tinder.,Timber
".. a system which has so far prevented dirt like UKIP and the BNP from getting an elected representative in Parliament. Sometimes too much democracy isn't a good thing, particularly when the masses don't give you the answer you want.",Trump 2016 has forever consigned this argument to the dustbin of history.
"I prefer the solution the Swedish banks use, with a challenge for a passcode that get sent to the card holders mobile phone.",That's just standard authorization.
"No, i'm just a nanoscopic pope.",Then your Christ's tiny little vicar on earth?
"My house was broken into while I was asleep on the couch in the living room. I captured my would be burglar with a battle axe replica that my roommate had on the wall. I made him call 911 on his own phone since I couldn't hold on to him and the axe and a phone at the same time (he tried to get away a few times). A very surprised 911 dispatcher sent the police who eventually got there, arrested my prisoner, and thanked me for not chopping him up.",OP then looks at Legolas and says One
"Basically, I lost by 10 points to Theo Riddick and...",LOL quality shit post
Who's jersey is this? I tried to look up the name and number and nothing came up anywhere.,It's E Brock's
What trend of 2016 do you think will continue till the end of 2017?,Send Nudes
When do you think Elementalist Lux will be revealed? Will it be before the end of the year or sometime next year?,Probably as the kickoff skin for the new season.
My life lately,"Complained about lack of decent content, added decent content, that's how it's done OP, good for you."
"...which would totally gimp the tank build, which is actually in need of buffs not nerfs.","Which it got on PTR, a significant buff."
It's a quote from Rick and Morty.,Rickety wrecked!
"This is yuge. Of all the stories to pick up, the ties to child traffickers in Haiti... i mean, that story made my stomach turn. Even if the Clintons were unaware they were aiding a child sex slave ring, just the details about how they were kidnapped from their families and sold from an orphanage. There are sick fucks, who see a terrible tragedy, and use the confusion to carry out a mass kidnapping. The terrible thought is what happens to these children. They are literally adopted by pedophiles. My god this absolutely breaks my heart. If this in any way was part of the larger conspiracy, justice MUST BE SERVED. Its literally one of the worst stories Ive ever read about.","True man, its just sad, something has to happen"
You can get to Yellow star with 2 classes still locked,Explain?
"No only is that not the coach's job, he has absolutely no power to accomplish any of that.",I didn't claim that was part of the coach's job.
Yeah *we're* the ones with a shady head coach,"Even if Deflategate wss true, it still would impact the game less than that."
Can G2 win this BO3? They looked pretty solid on D2 thoughts?,"Yup, they definitely can."
Doesn't work on my 770.,Can confirm doesn't work on my 770 either
Yeah let's ignore law because it's 'old'.,Yes lets ignore the establishment of parliament because they might vote differently to us.
"His plan was to play from the other side of tunnels and he wanted to try that anyway and hoped that they wouldn't instantly peek it or even rush. That was a decision he had to make quickly not really a mistake. He called what he will do, the dude didn't listen and he did what he planned anyways. No way you can blame that on him. Also it is a pretty bad argument to say he could have played from the other side because that is simply not how it works. a 57 and an UMP + no crossfire or smoke to set up? The pros are not Gold Nova mate, they know exactly how the positions would be and that is why they instantly rushed in when they realized they will not smoke it off (even before dazed decided to actually challenge). One car + one side, no utility, no crossfire, that is a lost round right there and everybody should know that. That is just basic Counterstrike, you will not win a round with weapon disadvantage, no crossfire or any advantage created. That is why he called the strat, that is why he tried to establish a crossfire and that is why he decided to cross even without the smoke. There is not even room to argue here in my eyes.",You can still have a crossfire with him not crossing the tunnel...
"If that's what you want to think, I don't give a shit. And that's a preview of the rest of your life: get used to a lot of people not giving a shit about what you think.",It's funny how enraged people get when called out on their commitment to Herrenvolk democracy.
Also nonconsensual sensual coop,Armored struggle snuggle.
When will the Christmas event be released? Hey guys I know it's kinda early to ask but when do you think the Christmas event will be released? I got really hyped when I heard the menu song!,"Well the Halloween event started 3 weeks before (I think), so we'll probably see it start around the 5th or so."
MORE AUDIENCE! MORE!,Dimbleby is going off it tonight
This reminds me of the new EarPods.,Courage!
Justice Department Will Send Election Monitors to North Carolina Counties That Purged Voters,Oh man it's so sad to see Justice folding to Trump's demands like this.
LF2M VoG chill run Leave Psn below dir invite !,HM or NM?
If a certain orange reactionary were to die I would enjoy it,And make Pence president?
Just came to check in on the score. What the fuck happened Toronto?!,Willy is the worst thing that could have happened to us
"You think he'll deliver it out of his ass or through his nose like he usually does? Seriously, though, someone get that man some decent decongestants.",Sniff.
"What happened to characters like Cecil, Cyan. The newer characters just SCREAM Jap anime...not my taste.","I hate to break it to ya, but FF is a Japanese franchise."
"all i hear in my head when i read things like this is: despite having a metabolism based on the feast and famine lifestyle of distant ancestors, which stores excess energy on the body for use during the next hunting dry spell, yet living in a society which grants large access to calorie dense food and drink, and a low energy expenditure way to earn said food, commuting to work on public transport and sitting at a desk all day, I choose not to take ultimate responsibility for staying disciplined in the face of such a lifestyle, will fall into the obvious trap of overindulgence un-apologetically and then blame anything else but myself for my inability to dig myself out of the hole. Seriously, why do people think these posts are cute or cool, the phrase i can resist everything except temptation is supposed to be a joke, not a willful declaration of a lack of willpower.",A well deserved gold star
"I think the biggest that the OP touched on a little is: do you invest in-game resources in Pokemon knowing they might change. Do you grind up a high-CP but bad moveset Gyrados, knowing certain moves might be buffed. Similarly, do you spend stardust on currently strong Pokemon knowing they could very well be nerfed in the near future. I think the theoretical best strategy would be to collect high CP mons of all types without powering anyone up. And then in ~3-6 months once the game stabilizes a bit more (fingers crossed) decide which 'mons you are going to max out. But that is also not any fun, so no one should realistically do that. But to me that's what a smart slow play might be.","In 3-6 months you will have threefold the mons you have now, so I doubt it matters much."
"Im a 13 year old girl and i'll draw anything,your pet,a lover or anything you want! Just post a photo and i'll try my best! even if im not that good. Just please have patience because i might be slow and i'll be happy to draw for you! :D I look forward to drawing for you amazing people!","If the offer is still open, how about a cat driving a cat?"
I just said 'what about the microphone' because it sounds like OP is concerned about privacy,I am NOT a microphone person so I don't know.
Who on Golden State is most likely to get traded for a center.,kd for adams and roberson?
Furious students clash with police over David Duke's appearance at Dillard University,But if you don't let a racist guy run for public office you're just as bad as he is!
After installing a Samsung 950 pro ssd.,I have the same problem
"That's fine, that's your option, if you want to have it done more power to ya! But making that decision for someone else is unethical. I am uncut (as is pretty much everyone else inter world, except the US) and 99% of people don't have any problems. It's not hard to wash your dick. If you think rolling back the foreskin to make sure u wash ur dick head is too much work...well there's some other issues there. It's not a pain in the ass at all to me, and I'm so glad my parents didn't decide to chop off any of my bits.",Id kill to get my foreskin back D:
"It has been 117 days since Monkey King was announced Yep, 117, August 12th 2016 was the day that the teaser video was released, the patch set for December 12th will be the 120th day. Really makes you think.",:thinking:
"So it sucks as a knife, a gun and a set of brass knuckles.","Actually, it works fine as a shiv/knuckle duster."
Doc?,*fwoop*
What basis do they use to justify this discrimination? I'm not Muslim but I think I remember that the wife of the prophet used to take long horse rides by herself to pass the time. If it's not for religious reasons how do they justify this? Genuinely curious.,Hey they can fly planes!
"I used to want to know what their religious beliefs were, but now I wanna know if they have a fun sense of humor :)",So if I told you I am a Flying Spaghetti Monster enthusiast would you date me ?
"First of all, there's no law that says you have to live in North Park or work in Sorrento Valley. You've made your own life choices that have resulted in that situation. But second (and more on topic, sorry), I agree that public transit in San Diego needs lots of additional improvement. That said, improving public transit is entirely useless unless there are also disincentives to driving. That is why parking needs to be restricted.",Thank god I wake up at 3 in morning to head to my office cause I am not dealing with any traffic ever again
So I guess you've never seen Limas Sweed's hands in your life.,"Limas Sweed was my favorite Longhorn, such a disappointing NFL career."
"As soon as I meet Mr. Head, I'll let him know you sent your regards. You may now go back to combing your beard over a Starbucks latte...","You are such a gigantic fool, I don't even know where to begin."
"Ideas on semi formal punk? Hi! So I have a few interviews for a Rotary Youth Exchange and I still want to keep my punk... vibe? Yeah. Vibe. I am planning on wearing my boots and such, but got any other ideas? (I am a male, 15. High school. These people are very fucking strict... but still really open to personalities) Anyways, thank you! :)","Boots, non ripped jeans that look half decent, collared shirt that isn't too fancy pants looking"
WEB APP Down? just me?,Like every single fucking day.
Stopped by the skywalk this weekend for the first time. The view is incredible up there,Oh shit there's my work right there!
is that bjergsen to turtles left?,Did anyone tell you that it was cop?
Where is the outcry when Saudi Arabia does the same in Yemen???,Not much media.
That would make the concept of egging a house pretty terrifying.,Like lobbing the heads of your fallen comrades to destroy morale
"Too fucking soon, mate...",Would you say it's *premature*?
As a Reds fan can you both take it easy on us next year? We gon suck again...,Not according to 700 WLW
One of the patients committed suicide because of the depression. Another is sterile for life. Love the complete and utter lack of empathy from the feminist narrative.,It's because myn are pigs and deserve it
"Right Side Broadcasting LIVE Stream: Donald Trump Rally in Phoenix, AZ 8/31/16",**VOTE TRUMP**
Excuse me but do you know how expensive an SSD with anything over 256 GB of storage is?,Also I think you can get better per GB prices at 960 than 256
What is a fair price for an IS200t f-sport? Not a lot of reliable info out there so thought I'd get your opinions. What do you think is a fair out the door price for a new 2017 IS200t f-sport with nav and a rear spoiler?,It's not really a fair comparison but yesterday we picked up our 2016 F Sport with Nav and everything basically for 40 OTD.
Lawyer Who Hypnotized Women for His Own Sexual Pleasure Sentenced to Prison,Must not be very good if he can't t hypnotize the judge or guards to let him go free.
The Year Disney Started to Take Diversity Seriously,Guess we're just going to ignore all the diverse princess that came before
"Congress passed new laws criminalizing possession of obscene virtual/cartoon child pornography after the 2002 SCOTUS ruling. Ultimately it comes down to whether images are obscene and lack serious literary, artistic, political, and scientific value. The state of Missouri also specifically criminalizes obscene material 'portraying what appears to be a minor'.",which laws are you referring to?
Perez to wear number 9!,I wonder why Giroud doesn't want this number.
"Amazing play right there, I love making comebacks after people BM",So very satisfying
How can I check if they are reputable seller or not?,all you can do honestly is just trust word of mouth really - go on there and ask a good recommendation for seller
But not racist.,"I don't know if racist if the right word, but intrumentalizing the suffering of a foreign person because they mean jack-shit to you feels very deshumanizing to me."
What is this?,Looks like a black table holding a tap and die set piece to me.
If this is true.. I'm guessing that New York will have to release basically everybody Giuliani ever convicted as a prosecutor.,We probably should in principle.
"Holy shit. In that video, they said that women can't leave prison if their male guardian wont accept them even after their sentence ended!","Hey, some of those women have Stockholm syndrome, so they're not actually oppressed"
"I think Michael becoming purple is meant to be symbolic, not literal. The way I see it, mike turning purple is symbolic of him slowly turning more decrepyd and warped, like his father William Afton (Purple guy). Lets be honest, if you saw a person turn purple, you call the fucking police and that guy gets quarantined real quick.",purple nurple
They think all us Brits are posh with bad teeth!,"Not bad teeth, just...large teeth."
Google red laces.,"already know them actually, it was more of an 80's and 90's thing and mostly in the UK even then, so fairly meaningless here in the US."
Lmfao I had to take a second to consider if this was an actual advice post.,The picture placement... So out of order..
"My city has no nests, but some places have cluster spawns of biome pokemon. After long walks and some buses, I got to the conclusion that my city has no nests. (most parks don't even have the dark green color and have few spawn points). But I saw manny cluster spawns on normal streets, with the common pokemon (eevee, clefary, pidgey, weedle and caterpie), throughout the entire city. On the Atlas, some people reported nests, but all with no confirmation. I wanted to mark those clusters, but not to give false hope to fellow travelers, could we get a feature to mark this kind of points on the map? At least on small towns, this could make a difference.",How about you tell me the name of your city and I'll tell you if you have any nests.
"I guess time will tell. To me, building a tunnel downtown is far less disruptive than surface rail as the work is largely being done out of sight. A lot of downtown is torn up right now, but hardly any of it is actually as a direct result of the LRT project. Rideau and queen st's will both have LRT stations but the surface work being done is not for LRT but rather water main replacements, the tunnel is much further down than that. Work along the Queensway will require years of lane closures on an already congested highway, and work on the transit way will result in buses being directed onto the Queensway and arterial roads.",Any civil engineers on this sub that can shed some light into this?
"Storm drains in parking lots. I'm terrified I'll accidentally lose my keys in one, but I have no idea why.",Nice.
Speak for yourself!,I'm ALL gay for Gandalf
What's something smart people do that dumb people don't?,Question their world view
Huberdeau out long term.,"Sorry guys... That's a rough injury, especially before the season started..."
Basically any solid fourth liner or 3rd line defensemen. Maybe a back up goalie that never sees the light of day.,Cedric Paquette?
US election: Donald Trump woos black vote at Detroit church - BBC News,It was sad very low energy.
"Haha, 10 teamer. BUT we only play 1 RB, 1 WR 1 QB and have 1 OP flex, 2 normal Flex. I have Evans, Hyde, Demarco, Cobb, M. Thomas. I usually plug a QB into the OP spot (this week ill have DAK and Bortles.. uhg) its .5 PPR, so you can see where I get some interesting choices. I also didnt draft QB until super late (regret).",In that league you should be taking QB in the first 2 rounds.
trade confirmed iggy for 19 deer a skatin and a partridge in a pear tree,fivee ~~gold~~ silver ~~riiings~~ cuuuuups~
I'd be fine with them making some profit but when these companies also go after used sellers for copyright and selling used content and so on I think thats bullshit. If the content is so similar that this year's book and last year's book can be used.... why am I buying a new one? Not to mention fuck everything about these one time use codes.,They're only encouraging professors to switch to using open source textbooks.
I could watch that first handshake on repeat.,Bernie is my pres for lyfe
Overview for thank_mr_skeltal_bot,Bot that spams worthless comments.
To heal my inner wounds,2meirl2fast
we hung out on crystal beach last night and got some cool shots of my jku!,Lol Classy Crystal Where you from OP?
"Slavery Reparations Group: If White People Don`t Pay, They're Coming to Get It","I'm gay and don't have a gun (yet), but I have no problem stabbing some ghetto trash attempting to rob me."
"Okay, you got me.",Kek Kek <--- Praise this one Kek Kek Kek Kek Kek Kek
"Yeah, but can it stay in the pot while upside down? You might be missing an ingredient..",Shit ton of corn starch
"Had the same experience as hauntedmosaic, it's not fair to say SS is based on the idea that suicide is the only option. This is a pro-choice subreddit based on the idea that people have a right to die when they choose without being stopped, belittled or guilt tripped.",What is hauntedmosaic?
Hi. PSA. Defunding Planned Parenthood is NOT an anti-woman move. 1) planned parenthood is not a public service. 2) about 50% of women in the US support ending federal subsidies for Planned Parenthood. 3) only about 7% of operating expenses come from federal subsidies but account for nearly 100% of the controversy.,Planned parenthood provides birth control and womans health services in poor and rural areas underserved by existing hospitals and other medical providers.
"I'm all for laws that don't allow to be an asshole at all. Some call it censorship, I call it common sense.","That's great, except that being an asshole is a very subjective thing."
Super Saiyan Richtofen,"To defeat Monty, he needs to surpass SSGSS."
I recently read the Talon issues featuring Lord Death Man. Anyone know any similar characters?,He says this like I haven't spent my whole life memorizing pokemon
"Trading the news? What apps do you guys use for real time news, preferably something that sends notifications to your phone",cant do wall street bets without the wall street journal
Yea it's for pushing the air up and over big trailers that attach in the bed of the truck. Usually on dullies but I can't tell if this is one from the pic,"It has some kind of fender flare at the rear, but I can't tell if it has 2 tires or just one wide one."
I heard you like bikes..,This is the pack leader of all of the bike events you see in cities.
"The new update is available for download Hello everybody, The new update is ready for download. Servers should be back up in 70 minutes. Size: 540 MB Sincerely, Xi4.",Boy when you streamin
I feel like there is increased seismic activity recentl. Is shit about to go down?,They're coming
"i'm not your bro, mate!","He's not your mate, pleb!"
I met a friendly anti-trump republican who will hold his nose and vote for DJT because he thinks HRC is most corrupt person ever and because she probably has Parkinson's disease. Believes the pneumonia story is a lie.,Newsflash: he's not actually anti-Trump.
"Thanks for the explanation! Do you know if there's any way prevent users from being able to flash the actual GPU from inside of the VM, while still giving them access to run applications on the GPU (and preferably still letting them have sudo access to install applications etc inside the VM)?",Pretty sure you would need a card that supports SR-IOV for that (in which case you'd only pass a virtual function to the guest and not the physical function).
Trump's war chest one of smallest in recent presidential campaigns,Donald Trump's intellect also one of the smallest in recent Presidential history.
"Yellowish teeth (19f) Well, first of all: Im 16 years old. (yeah i know the title says 19, i miswrote it lol) I have already worn braces (thanks god its over now!) , so my teeth are basically perfect, except for one thing that makes me feel kind of depressed: they look yellowish. I have always had them like that, as long as I can remember. Last year, some of my classmates used to make jokes about them and i really felt like crap. I brush them after every meal, I seldom smoke and Im trying to cut down on coffee consumption: but idk I still see them yellow. My dentist told me that whitening strips and that stuff arent good for the teeth at all, so I am not buying that, I dont want to ruin them. I have noticed that they look yellower and thinner when the Sun is stronger... They look kinda dencent at night I guess. So, what can I do? Do you have any advice? I cant afford a teeth whitening right now, and my parents wont be willing to pay it. (PS: I dont want to ruin my enamel trying home made experiments)",OTC and professional whitening will not damage your teeth.
Is gamestop opened at 12am? Lol,"No gamestop usually closes around 8 or 9, but they have these new digital downloads that's like the disc for the game, only not really the disc but an imaginary disc made of pixie dust and unicorn horns that hides somewhere inaide your console."
"1,518,060 mobile counting :/","1,518,061 I know that feel"
"Reddit, what film do you suggest to make me a horror fan?",Jacob's Ladder Prince of Darkness The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974 original & 2003 remake)
"Given the shooter's previous criminal history with road rage, manslaughter just doesn't seem enough in this case.",You can't use priors when deciding what to charge an individual with unless they are directly relevant(like a 3 strikes policy) His priors will have an effect when he is up for sentencing as Judges can use that
"Meet my aunt and uncle. They think he is going to help the veterans. I hope they like Trump water; and Trump brand rations; and probably by the time it's all said and done, Trump brand medicinal products, now with more placebo!",I bet they also voted back their Republican reps that voted down extra healthcare benefits for vets!
"But why could he also not just have a place just outside of the city, rather than being square in the middle where traffic issues are getting worse?","Because this one has his name on it, silly."
"I ate astronaut ice cream once, so I'm pretty sure I'm your second in command.","This is captain alu2480 checking in, I once grew potatoes so I am a qualified Mars botanist"
Could definitely see him walking after the Collins fiasco,"Yeah, the Patriots are going to let the QB of their defense and most respected leader walk after the season."
"question for chat, Whos better kawhi or durant",Wot
"IANAL, but I've read scratching the name of your desired beneficiary onto a tractor is kosher.",You anal?
Nearest casino I know of with tables is in Downtown Cincinnati called Jack. It's next to Greyhound.,"Okay, thank you!"
Damn the warrior hate is so strong this sub even turned on CWebb lol,"Gee, I wonder why he's being hated..."
And hopefully Tozawa and Metalik will join them soon too And Tajiri eventually Everythings coming up cruiserweights!,"Perhaps if it goes long enough and they arent going to be limited in their title choice, we could see more former wwe cruiserweights coming back."
2012 to 2016 Vote Shift,Clinton lost the election but at least she turned Orange County blue.
No doubt. Too many owners doubted Hinkie's process for him to just waltz back into the league.,There only needs to be one owner who is a fan of Hinkie's process in order for him to make a comeback.
Pussy,Seriously who wouldn't want that
"When I read the title I thought it'd be sarcasm. I hope that by others, you mean other games this year, because the soundtrack of this game is not even close to many other FFs (IV, VII, VIII, IX, X and even XIV).","Opinions, sometimes people have different ones."
Their shipping is getting faster and faster,Nah I'm at blizzcon :)
"It's the first date tomorrow, and this just happened",It's not worth it.
"I can't agree more. I have full respect for the Spurs and what Pop has done, but I will never not have a grudge against the Spurs. Nash has always been my favorite player and seeing him not able to even reach the Finals really breaks me.",Ron Artest should never have had that rebound.
"you know getting it on disc , i was expecting an hour of download ... nope it literally took 30 min actually less. love fios",My internet is shitting the bed... I'll be lucky if I play tonight
"You can find rent cheaper, I payed $300 a month from a room I have found on Craigslist.",He's making 62k a year he doesn't need to have dirt cheap apartment
"man this is crazy. Sad because to me, ssumday represents KT but they seem to be throwing crazy money around, no doubt because of the worlds prize pool increase. smeb is the only real upgrade over ssumday, so they'd surely have to be getting him. In the end its a shame rox is gone, but it looks like this KT is going to be the titan to contest SKT","Really sad that Ssumday is gone but imo, Score is the true representation of KT... i mean he himself was the reason why KT Rolster B even came to light."
Click the Download Now Free button on the Origin link.,"Ok, thanks, I'm on mobile and will do this the second i get back :)"
Reginald response to twistzz (link fixed),man this is a fight that no one win... whats the point
What's wrong with buying dmt?. I would like to see u get LSD without 'buying' it.,"Pssshh anyone can synthesize LSD in their basement, it's so easy"
whos the second ticket for?????????!???,It takes two for pound town.
"Also.. coming from a warehouse worker, whose company is running 24 hours a day, there's always time to grab a few hours every day. Taking those extra hours when they're available to me, allowing me to make time and a half a few extra hours a week, doesn't make me inefficient or lazy at all. The message is understood, but poorly delivered.",This message isn't for hourly workers
Always good to indoctrinate phrases into young minds. A crucial part of any healthy development.,"not just any phrase, but a sense of victimhood"
"How are lifestyles so drastically different within the USA when it comes to money? Hey everybody, I just came back from 6 months in the USA. My sister moved to be with her American husband and she wanted me to be there so she wouldn't get homesick! I am from Bonn a small city in Germany :). I loved my time there and did some great travelling and ate some great food and meet some great people. I have just one question though. How is it possible there are such big differences in salaries in the USA. My brother in law has a decent job(nothing special) but his life is quite good they have a nice house etc., nice car. But I noticed there were a lot of poor people in the USA that seemed to be struggling. It was weird, I've never seen so many rich people or so many poor people in my life. I did some research the the differences in salaries are staggering, professional people get paid so much money(much more than Germany) and people working menial jobs get paid so little (less than Germany)",it's just how the capitalist system works
"But still, for now, if you want it, there are plenty of ways to get it.",Coat hanger is one.
Blandino: No obvious evidence to overturn key Eagles-Lions fumble call,The refs were so terrible this game they couldn't even tell which team was on offense and defense.
"The world is dying. The public is indifferent. The mainstream left has been taken over by neoliberal bourgeoisie. And, unfortunately, things'll only get worse from here. Fascism will rise in the face of ecological erasement. The black dog is humanity.",Steady on chief.
Name the specific law she broke and provide proof of the fact that she broke that law. Opinions don't count.,nah
"Eh, when and how did they buff the Assaulter? I missed that.",It was in preliminary 0.17 patchnotes.
"What is the AnCap view on health care? My personal belief is that Obama's mandate is just making health care in general a redistribution of wealth. It's taxing healthy people by mandating that they have coverage and subsidizing those who need it. It's really just a tax, where you may or may not receive benefit. What is the AnCap view on health care and what are, if any, alternatives to our current system?","**Health care should be totally free**, that is both parties to a transaction (doctor-patient, insurance co-patient, etc) should be free to decline each other's offer."
Upvote party?,"Sure, kawhi not"
"People really, really hate all the progressive bullshit going on. You can blame them for driving middle of the road voters straight to the right.",Why do people hate progress?
"Cockroaches in the workplace Over the course of the past 9 months my workplace seems to of had an influx in cockroaches. I hadn't seen them until around last winter. From any research I've done, I do believe they are brown banded cockroaches. They are rust colour at maturity and sort of clear with black on them when they are babies. They are horrible and I hate them. Now - squishing them, whatever, its gross and its horrible that it has to be done. BUT - my major concern is that they are going to crawl into my backpack, bicycle helmut or running shoes and I'll end up taking one home with me, effectively releasing them into my home to run rampant! From what I gather, cockroaches can also carry bacteria and contaminate food. I don't work with food or anything, but I do bring my lunches and snacks from home, as do other co-workers. We hang our personal items, but it has been suggested that we keep them in air tight containers. I think where I'm going with this is - at what point is my workplace LEGALLY required to shape up and get rid of the roaches? They've had pest control in to spray, but with the weather and humidity, sightings are still frequent. OR maybe they don't have legal obligation? I'm not sure and I didn't see anything super helpful online. Who would I notify to get the gears moving if my workplace doesn't seem to be taking the proper steps? THANKS!",You'll probably find your answer in r/legaladvice.
"Smart people do not have a want for more intellect. Theyre smart enough to realize theyre smart.... (maybe pick up another book...) If anything, a smart person //might// desire to **lessen their intellect** if only to make it somewhat easier to socialize with the morons that make up most of the population.... (but in reality smarties hang out with other smarties, so...) Interestingly, there was a House (tv) episode about this very situation where a genius was purposely causing brain damage to himself chemically, so that he would be acceptable to his girlfriend who otherwise wouldnt be someone that he would want to be around or that she would ever be capable of truly comprehending...","Ah, yes, everyone knows a TV series notorious for getting things wrong is definitely a reliable source for psychological issues tied with intellect."
This made me so mad. Gave Randy an unnecessary trauma all to put over a part-timer who buggered off for months right after. It was stupidly dangerous AND they told no one backstage so they ended up working their own talent. Just disgusting on all levels.,Also the idea of let's work the crowd by actually beating the shit out of Orton and give him a concussion is so weird and stupid for a wrestling match
Firewood,This reminds me of Goldsworthy's stuff.
finally a feel good news story +39,Psst it's just brown people dying
"As an adult, what totally illogical habits do you still carry from your childhood?",Write the alphabet and multiplication tables when I get stressed
"Pants problem. Need help. Recently moved from the US to Australia (Adelaide), and I've run into a major cultural difference. I can't find pants to fit. No, I'm not a fat American. My issue is that I'm short. Everywhere length of the pants that I find are too long. It seems like everywhere I go, all of the pants need to be tailored. Even K-Mart's jeans are all the same length regardless of waist size. Is this an Australian thing? Or am I just shopping at cheap places? In the States, I can usually buy pants that are the right size (length & width) off of the rack and be done with it. Seems odd to me that I would have to get a pair of jeans from Target and wait to get it tailored. TL;DR - I've got short legs and need pants, but I don't want to wait to have them tailored. Where should I go?","Some shops offer hemming as part of the price, such as uniqlo (not sure if they are down there but using as an example)"
"I usually know what I'm going to finish too, but always end up spending a worrying amount of time trying to find something to better it.",I always wind up worrying about whether I will have enough battery life left
C6 Grand Sport 350 WHP.,Automatic?
Even the $100 Toshibas? D:,"Nice try, There are no Toshibas anymore."
what do i do if i want to add more nvidia and less amd in my keyboard? its getting too hot and i want to cool it down a bit since it's affecting my aim,but then you only have 3.5/4 of your keyboard
Looks Yugoslavian,looks russian
What is a company that you refuse to support? What is your reason for this?,Target because of their damn gender neutral restrooms.
"I believe Charlie Brooker described it once as a box of dark chocolate You don't know what you're going to get, but it's always exquisite and is best enjoyed one piece at a time. You have to savour it and let it sink in if you want to get the full experience.",And it's always going to be dark.
"I have the gateway codes, I can just send them to you if you want.","Oh, that would be nice, thanks :D"
Large mining pools are financial institutions of bitcoin.,that became some kind of banksters...
This just a hunch but I don't believe he's training for entertainment purposes.,You don't think he's matched up against those guys yet?
"Haha, my friend just told me it, didn't know if Reddit had heard yet (: thought i'd share.",Its been here on reddit at least 8 months ago (if I remember correctly)
"Study: Obama tax hikes on rich didn't hurt economy, or rich","That's why the economy is doing so well right now, right?"
Just have a giant nail grow over my head for that extra protection.,"I can get behind this, waterproof hat/hair and I can charge anyone who tries to fuck with me."
That the more intelligent a guy is the less romantically capable he seems to be.,yay thanks for the compliment i think
Give rengar's dash fizz treatment.,"I am assuming you mean that if you flash out before he lands, you don't take the damage from the auto."
"Wow, so original. Because of course, android users don't drool over new phones that come out, right?",Actually I don't think so... I still have my GS4 and the only reason I bought that was because I ran my GS3 over with a humvee(military)
My MMR is now perfect,I wanted it to be 1337; you suck OP
Bedtime Massage,That's the reason dogs come to this world: to be pampered and loved.
"NPC deaths, which character did you feel saddest about when they died? For me it was the beggar Edda in Riften, whenever she would see me she'd say It's so good to see you again so I was quite fond of her. Then one day a dragon attacked and I got an inheritance letter, so I went back to Riften and found her body. Placed her next to the shrine of talos and surrounded her with flowers.","I'd say Kodlak from the Companions, I fully immersed myself into their storyline and then I read his diary and he'd wrote about me *weeps*"
Guccifer 2.0 drops more DNC docs,Hopefully the documents soon become available to the public.
Maybe we shouldn't let grandma decide things anymore.,Ask her if she ever went black.
"I watched the Chicago Cubs win the World Series for the first time in 108 years, so that kinda made up for United's shit performance yesterday for me.",Pfft..Gloryhunter
It's kinda fun that my linux box with elementaryOS runs better than Android on 1GB.,Your linux box isn't running a crapload of apps in a JVM
Beerus proves he'd beat Vegito Blue in a fight,Beerus: /delete
#YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE,#YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE
"What does a $250,000.00 home look like in your city?","South Carolina, a pretty big and nice house unless you're in the middle of a city or tourist area (Charleston, Myrtle Beach, Columbia, etc.)"
Isn't the newer one in beta form?,The beta driver is more stable for me
#NAME?,more like remove friberg and recruit discodoplan
Nah that's why I removed my name tag LOL,You are on the picture though
"Global Warming: $100,000 wind turbines to create $1.39 in electricity daily - YOUR Government at work.",We should make Millennials push their car 100 feet after every 10 miles of driving so they can understand environmental futility.
A Thank You To This Subreddit :),"Great work man, that was awesome and some great editing as well."
"No. Anyway, my best friend is Ben Affleck",My condolences.
"Never actually any content, just a description of what happened.",What happened you missed the quotes.
"This is a genuine question, but are local pizza joints a thing in the US? In Australia, while we do have a few chain pizza stores (Like Dominos), it's far more common for people to have a local pizza shop that's a few minutes drive away. Do these sorts of places exist in the US or are they all big company owned stores?","Yeah, of course, but a local pizza is $19 for a large while a Papa Johns Pizza can sell for $10."
"g13+, not every good player bothers grinding soloqueue",So my 7 is even more painful
"They don't do cumulative grades anymore, now it's just a 1-100 rating throughout the season",Did you mean to say they don't do weekly grades?
Drudge picked it up.,"Damn, that was fast."
"Member this? This is how we knew we FINALLY had someone who is on our side. After 30 years of Bush, Clinton, and Obama to finally have someone who actually listens and acknowledges us is nothing short of a miracle. MAGA!",The dawn of the movement.
"You sir, put pizza hut to shame!!!",Everyone puts Pizza Hut to shame.
"I'll get slammed for this, but, the anti-hate movement is showing an awful lot of hate now-a-days.","Nothing makes a person look non-hateful like smashing windows, starting fires, and assaulting people."
Curtis has used NIN in his docs before. Maybe it's a slightly different version?,yea he sampled from it
"Music listeners of Reddit, What is your favourite line/lines from a song?","Tried twice as hard, and I'm half as liked, but here they come again to jack my style...."
He's a real journalism,He's a real patriotism too
Hillary got to Pences dog fuck man what did the beagle know?,His car too!
Disappointed... Coloring I did from a sketch comic my friend 0laffson made!,I suppose small ghost blowjobs just aren't as fun as they sound
Access denied,"I'm that kind of person... No I'm not, I'm too afraid of confrontation :/"
"Is it unethical to sleep with a tenant? Not as the owner of the property, but as a property manager.",Yes.
"Readded blueprints, restored old menu music, buffed crossbow, everyone spawns with ak",#FreshSpawnBuffNeededToHappen
"I work for a Dem campaign, this is what Trump voters think our voter software looks like.",Riggers gonna rig
"No joke, Americans are crazy in love with suing.","Yes, this is ignorant as hell."
You people are hypocritical LOL! We must come together and be peaceful no matter what the result of the election is! LOLOLILOOLOLOLOOOOOOLOL,Yeah I don't know what election you were watching but the one I just witnessed never could of ended with us all holding hands regardless of who won.
A whisk ball?,It's a BLENDERBALL you uncultured swine
Which lyrics are the best when the word 'heart' is replaced with 'ass'/'arse'?,"Listen to your arse, when he's calling for you - Roxette You're my arse, you're my soul - Modern Talking Centre of the arse - Roxette My arse will go on - Celine Dion The arse wants what it wants - Selena Gomez"
But the official mvm is so fucking dead.,because it costs
Pretty sure racism against Asian was squashed in the mid 80s.,"Tell me you're being sarcastic, I was Poed."
I like how they think race is directly equal to IQ. It helps me identify who's an idiot.,"Funny how people like that never think their race is the one with the low IQ, innit?"
I've noticed that in a lot of reddit asking a question immediately gets you labeled as a shill and a liar trying to support an agenda. I didn't realize questions were so scary.,"Yep, some people have such fragile world views they must never be questioned."
I thought it was funny. Capitalizing on a big news story.,Me too
Top tier Dps AND top tier healer. This goes beyond the lightning banner my man.,Human ignorance is thinking Lightning is not the divine being blessed upon us.
I use SwiftKey and it doesn't suggest emojis.,It's an option
It's called a reward,"Yeah, we're lucky we even get loot boxes from arcade and that they are free to open, but nah still gotta complain."
"A modern version is the airlander, a hybrid airship which is currently being tested in Cardigan the UK. If you are nearby, it might be worth going to take a look.",Idaho aviation enthusiast.
Why is this stuff always only on r/conspiracy? It's sad that people are so brainwashed by the media and so anti trump that they refuse to discuss a valid question about her health without being labeled a conspiracy theorist,Because this is the only place controversal topics can be discussed.
"Go for it, bro. Just do you! There are women out there who are super attracted to that stuff, I promise.",That doesn't mean he's attracted to the type of girl that is attracted to guy liner though.
"Gamers of Reddit, what is the thing the most annoys you in gaming right now?",Fucking teammates and ELO hell
WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?!,HILLARY
People are just plain stupid. -HRC,But all the Stupid people are the right wing people... Hurr Durr Drumpf
You sound like the type of person to put swastikas on MLP plushies.,Well yeah it triggers le cucks X)
"disscuss about unique skill for weapon in pve So if i focus on pve, giant or swiftness is the best ? I know that giant is very good but i see some korean player use swiftness and its look effective ,too. When ss3 weapon release,there is only one ss3 have swiftness, so i need to choose which one better for pve to farm.Any suggestion?thank you.",Swiftness for adventure and giant for raid
Riz Ahmed gets me.,He's a stone-cold fox.
Okay thank you :),Goty is worth it I regret not getting it the dlcs are supposedly better and longer than many full games
What melee weapon take downs are your favorite?,"I don't think anything beats getting chopped through the heart by a shovel, but my second fav is probably knife follow by the punch to the face."
"Matt Hardy on Twitter (possible regarding TNA's future): As the #GreatWar rages, the #7Deities have shown me that another war begins today.. #Apocalypto.","Possibly regarding, I'm sorry :)"
"Anyone else sick of this community ? Meta change after meta change it's only f***** fotm. I'm quite high on the ladder and all I see are priests, before it was fucking shaman. People play what they consider the best deck and only that. Can't blizzard fix their games and learn to balance ? Or is that a selling point for them ? It seems to me the only way they manage to bring some balance is to bring huge RNG cards like Yogg who can win you a game against all odds. Since all the data about decks is available online, it's also available to blizzard, why don't they admit their mistakes and patch their game ? I don't get it. They have billions in revenue, yet they can't beta test their expansions ? Maybe I'm just expecting too much from that company, and the only way they can balance their game is to make classes OP in a sliding window over a year.","I though this would be a critic to the sub, not another F*ck Blizzard thread"
Emmure - Torch (NEW!),"For an emmure song is better than i expected, not a great song, but alright i guess."
They told me in their reply that I could keep both for the inconvenience. Patience paid off.,prints or ban lel
I was about to make a funny joke but I was thwarted by your wall of context,I'm still up for the joke if you are :)
US is still providing help to Saudis in their cold war with Iran.,"True but US is not as dependent on Saudi as they were before but they are trying to better relations with iran because of russia , russia want to deny europe a gas pipe from iran turkey, Syria ."
We are all time travelers traveling through time at the astonishing rate of 1 second per a second.,"You time travel also depends on gravity, astronauts travel in time faster."
"What gave it away? Me not going to churches, or me not acting or thinking like an old person? Or me being on Reddit.","Go to a small church with high number of old people some time, see how many comedy acts occur in a sermon."
And Frank's was Eudy Booty,LOL I cant tell if thats a joke about Frank or not but thats hilarious either way.
Would still win though,Of course it would.
At least it's it not Mr. Hands,Do I even want to ask?
I get random blood noses..... xD,ecs dee
"RB3 3 had an option to see how long a song is. Is this missing from RB4? I just got RB4 and loving it!!! but is this feature missing? I love it, but I cant find it. Am I going crazy?","Not in the same way as RB3, but you can add a song to a set list to see it's length (possibly with some math)"
Little Mix - F.U.,Miley's impact
"PPP NH Poll: Clinton 48, Trump 43",Rigged
"With over 1000 hours logged in Civ 5, it breaks my heart that I can't afford Civ 6.","I feel this pain, brother."
Anyone else prefer it when other people's houses are a mess?,"I prefer somewhere in between,"
It's more of a battlefield WW2 game with a WW1 skin.,Don't really see the difference between your statement and mine tbh
Check Reddit and just do whatever the top rated posts are.,"Screw that, I'm crowd sourcing my decisions from Facebook and 1040 callers."
Because he's racist.,Because I'm not pc.
Naked bootleg,That sounds dirty
i like the parts where she plays flute with her nose,topkeklel xD I love coco
This. Why bother leaving your shithole country but try to enact laws that not only force the natives to live buy your rules that they don't want but rules and laws that was the reason your country is a shithole in the 1st place why bother leaving if your going to try and turn your new country into the same thing?,Because it's about control.
Oh thanks. My memory is shit.,"Mine too, but we all recall different things!"
I couldn't tell because of his haircut and the quality of the video on my phone. Didn't mean to offend anyone.,"Yeah of course, I didn't intend to be taken seriously (though folk on Reddit often have a tough time detecting a joke)."
"As a norwegian exploring western U.S, I find Monument Valley to be one of the most insanely beautiful places on earth",Isn't it great that wherever you go on this planet you can see absolutely amazing places!
"Macho the Machop. Happini the Happiny. Bouncee the Bounsweet and Stena the Steenee. They aren't *creative* names, but they're named.",You also meet a magnemite named Chrome Dome.
Judge breaks cargo pilot strike: Imagine Christmas without Amazon!,Seriously fuck Amazon and this piece of shit judge.
"Tell him he's more than welcome to visit but he'd best have the 4k in credit card money he used AND the necklace he stole. No money, no necklace no access to the grandkids. Period.",Most likely still not worth it.
The Clever Dragon,"I got it from the bounty, it's basically a more stable Grasp of Malok"
I need to watch that movie again.,Movie name?
What? Where exactly?,Yeah and does she finance
"Between him and Butler, and the Revis-Browner combo in 2014, its been refreshing having competent QB play. 2008-2013 the corner position was basically a gaping hole on this roster. McCourty playing well as a corner his rookie season is about the only exception.",Yeah good thing our QB play has just been competent since 2014
I don't understand what does that acronym refer too,Monosodium Glutamate
"30 Days of Night? If so, I loved that movie. One of my top 5 favorite Vampire movies.",Me too but it could have been that bit better if they had delayed the vampire reveal
"I don't get why lesbians are called dykes. People keep explaining to me, but the idea just doesn't hold water.",FALSE: The female human body is 45-60% water
"I match your very warm blanket and give you my wall, very colorful.",Wow.
Il rimpianto di Lory Del Santo: A quest'ora sarei first lady,Oppure ex moglie
So you're basing your recommendation on misremembering how it was in a totally different format from a decade ago? Ok then.,As opposed to all the evidence we have from when it was legal in modern...
I fail to see how this relates to the NBA.,It's the isomorphism that seals the deal.
be careful with the online diagnosing,bitch I know several people with bipolar and this is clearly a manic episode
"Apparently real transgender people, if my understanding is correct, are born genetically with alot of opposite sex features because theyre kind of in between genders. So i guess maybe they might of already had the right bone structure and other things that would have been giveaways before the operation.","You mean interesex, honey."
Rutgers student fired from campus newspaper after writing 'illegal alien' in column,"Uuuh, wasn't the Editor supposed to catch that?"
Assange: WikiLeaks Did Not Receive Hacked Emails From Russia,Assange has lost all credibility.
I like how these are the only options.,I guess he could back out at the last minute.
The last time my husband of over 7 years was denied a vasectomy he was told what if you divorce your current wife and your next wife wants kids? *NEXT. WIFE.*,The only reason I'd divorce my wife is if she got pregnant...
And she'll just be forced to go to a dealer carrying a lot worse than a baseball bat.,Yeah lets see how the next round against a gang affiliated dealer goes...
Oh no. You're on the downhill. When we crush you for the next 20 you won't be laughing :),Yeah ohkay mate Flamini done you in your home twice lol crush us one year then you can start talking bruv lool
"Best Defensive Chems? I am under the thought of building chemistries suited to your playstyle, and I'm stumped on defense. I play a 4-3 defense with a lot of man coverage, so I was thinking the Lock Down chem was best for my DB's. As for D Line I would obviously go Pass Rusher, but that is quite expensive to build so am looking for an alternate. I am also stumped on what chem to build on my Linebackers, stuck between Cover LB and Field General. Any thoughts?",I like Pick Specialist and Field General since they give a speed boost.
First Breast Cancer Awareness Patrol Vehicle I've Seen in Houston Area,"Yeah... I'll take the 10-year-old Crown Vic instead, Sarge."
Link not found.,works for me
"hell of a user name, btw",Kinda missed an opportunity for 'Cliton' tbhwyf.
When I can't rent any of the Star War movies online,Aren't they streaming on Netflix?
So happy that the pink is gone.,The money collected for pink is also gone
Patriots HeadsetGate,I am just here to say that Headsets are **PLIABLE**
"it's really important that the American public have confidence in our regulatory boards so that all of our medical treatments and medications actually are approved by people who do not have a vested interest in their promotion. In my experience, this is not a radical idea. This is basic common sense. - Jill Stein Jill Stein's positions get twisted more than anyone's. She's not anti-vaxx or anti wifi. She's anti-corporate influence in our government and regulatory bodies. No, none of the candidates are perfect. But there's only one I am trusting to have the best interests of the people of this country and not donors or corporate interests. That is Jill Stein. I'll be voting Green this election. I'll be proud of my vote.",Can't believe you'd support a felon smh
Anti-drone gun,I really need this because I hate drones.
"What if... Blizzard says fuck it and drops Doomfist instead.. Oh how the subreddit would explode with joy and anger at the same time. haha I honestly wouldn't mind if Sombra didnt come out and we got someone else, as long as she continues to give us the lore of the universe.",that's an original thought
I'm curious to see Alaba play as a holding midfielder at the club level. That man is the pride of Austria right now.,He's not play ldef in NT because if so game way be even more slower :(
I was fortunate enough that I was born in a country with plenty of soap and water to go around.,Also keeping ur asshole clean isn't hard
People legitimately forgot Star Pack was a thing. It was shit.,But we finally got a reprint for Utopia!
Revelations Invincibility Glitch,new supposely means found since Day 1
Predator vs Fallout 4 Raiders by Denis (Devolist),"Ok, now I need this as a mod"
"I was severly abused as a child, so I can't really tell. I'm 29yo, and I'm still learning and there's so much more to learn. About myself, others, even basic social norms. It's a process, but I'm willing to grow. I think I have to.",best of luck man
Could Joe Biden Replace Hillary Clinton As Presidential Nominee? Her Pneumonia Is Making Some Question Her Campaign,Anyone is better than hillary.
"People that had worn disguises, how did it go?",Let's just say people don't approve of wearing other people's skin
Trees are planted in an equilateral triangle. Stand in the middle and swing in a circle.,"If we don't need to get them at the exact same time, with a 3 foot axe, you could reach all of the trees no matter how they are oriented."
"DirecTV blackout of Fox News, CNN spurs allegations of censorship plot",Perhaps this is what our news will look like if Trump is elected gets his judges to gut the first amendment?
Trump Considering 'Public-Private Option' For VA,I'm sure that won't cost the taxpayers more money
"That's funny, because every scientific poll I've seen has said otherwise","Hey, you made the mistake in believing in science."
He knows he's going to lose. Now he's just inciting insurrection.,that's really going to make america great again.
Don't you say that about Corporate Raider. Corporate Raider is my bae,CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow is bae
Take... take my upvote?,Take... take my down vote?
lol James confiding in Paul about his Nat woes last night. Nat is going to switch from loving to hating James 100x while watching this season.,It seems like James won't care at that point.
What was it.,It was just a fake post of no thanks in the teaser when brightened...
WikiLeaks: Pedophile 'Code Words' Found In Podesta Emails,"This just in: liberals send gifts of food, eat pizza, and make jokes..."
"Ummm, I think the barrel status is known. Edit - i see that is the ramrod not the barrel.",That'll buff right out!
Front and back of T-shirt given out by the Spurs at Tim Duncan Retirement Night tonight,"Oh man, I want one so bad!"
With the appearance of MF support at worlds a marksman has been played competitively in every role in season 6 Top: Graves/Quinn Jungle: Graves Mid: Corki ADC: Well.... Support: Miss Fortune And this was with the marksman revamp at the start of the of season.,Don't forgot top Lucian
Good cuz' y'all some snot nosed punks,I said nothing because I was not a snot nosed punk
The Atlanta Braves fan in me wants this.,I figured you'd want a decent season more
"What would you change about MWR? If we actually were going to play MWR competitively this year, what would you change (or add)? I think replacing Sabotage with CTF (I know it's not in the game yet) would be great. I would also nerf deep impact slightly.",Take away the noob spawns and bring back the original spawns.
You are pretty great,"No, you are <3"
No Pepe was labeled a hate symbol yesterday,"Oh god, you are dumb."
Lol u wild.,Wyd tho
because he makes you realize how ugly you are?,yes because Perkz is the epitome of a good-looking teenager
Perhaps having a rich dad who has a lot of connections and the ability to loan you millions may help,better than stealing it from Haiti
It's the same way in Japan. A very large portion of right-wing nationalists are young people posting online. It seems like that sort of rhetoric attracts young single men who want to feel like victims about something.,Sounds like a good topic for a Ph.D thesis in psychology or sociology.
"Because they correctly believe that the next president will have a huge impact on the Supreme Court, so they're battling with whether they're willing to vote for a human piece of shit if it means saving the lives of unborn babies. As a California native who lives in Indiana, I don't think people on the coasts realize how many people around here *still* consider abortion to be a dealbreaker and will vote for horrendously bad candidates as long as they are pro-life.",I live in rural California and there are plenty of those around as well.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.,Inconceivable
I've finally completed my first cross stitch!,Can it teleport me...if not I can't upvote
What in life is NOT a numbers game?,"The election, it's rigged anyway"
"What are some great, free ways to educate myself during downtime at work?",r/til
Are there any universities in GTA IV ?,"yeah, there's one called Vespucci University"
"In city I think the hospitals prefer doctors to be available and on-call, so they can't give them the dogfood that they serve to patients.","Yeah, we aren't a hospital in a big city so that would probably be why."
Tank vs snowglobes,Crushing those snowglobes...WITH NO SURVIVORS!
Ap mage nidalee had really toxic gameplay,Yeah dodging is so challenging
"Doomed if u dab, dabbed if u don't",to dab or not to dab
...You had to pay to get Crusader.,"But but but, that was a *whole expansion*."
"Surrey trash, most likely","While it may feel good to make these comments, we're all in this together."
"yeah, that works",Alternate caption: FUCK ZIPPERS
This is one senate district but it has a good cross section of the population and is a hotly contested senate seat here. I'll update it as more numbers roll in over the week from the SOS.,Is this good compared to years past?
Has anyone ever refused emergency treatment because they know they can't afford it? I guess that's a question for EMTs and ER doctors/nurses.,All the time.
Sucker punching a big dude...,Only thing worse than an ass whoopin' is an ass whoopin' from a naked man.
It is confusing to me to see how popular TDM has become. For COD it isn't even the fastest mode. I would argue domination is becuase camping isn't going to help you win very much. For Gears it is even more confusing. TDM is terrible in that game. The goal of Gears TDM is to just spawn trap the other team with lancers/hammerbursts. No point in using a shotgun when you can just aim at their spawn exits and hold down a trigger. I really wish Gears didn't have it and people were forced into playing the objective modes. They are bound to find one they lke,Isn't solo deatmatch always the fastest mode?
"I really liked the timing based combat of Witcher 1, though I seem to be in a minority. It was similar to Summoner from waaaay back, which I enjoyed at the time.",Group style is bae.
I'm scared mom,"It's easy to be a scared mom these days, but don't worry, I'm sure your kids will turn out fine."
"They've already seen it, and one asked me to CSS it. Goodbye homework, hello CSS!",YEAAH BOI
"And that's what bugs me about any kind of all religions ________ philosophy. Like take the afterlife, almost every religion has contradictory teachings about it. Does it even exist? Is it state of consciousness? Do you get there by works or by faith? Is there a negative afterlife like Hell, or are we trapped in a reincarnation cycle here on until we reach a positive afterlife? Who is God? Is God personal or impersonal? Does God intervene in human affairs or is God the proverbial watchmaker? Is God sentient, or merely a creating force? What about Jesus? Was He a liar, a lunatic, or Lord? Did He even exist? Was He a prophet? A human messiah? The incarnate God? Yeah, every religion has ridiculously simple common themes like don't be a dick. But once you get beyond the Golden Rule, the different religions of the world are wildly different.","On the other hand, most religious people belong to two religions that agree on virtually nothing, except that it's all the Jews' fault."
You sir. Are a good person.,"Please, I identify as a jusenkyo spring."
u/AUTOMODERATOR ISN'T PLAYING NICE WITH MY COMMANDS AND IT'S MAKING ME SO IRRATIONALLY ANGRY,nub
Who do the Colts target in the first round of the 2017 NFL Draft? I've read a few mocks saying Fournette to replace Gore or Jabril Peppers which would be a best available pick in my opinion. Who should they be going after? I think defense for sure.,"Jordan Lewis, Desmond King, or Derek Barnett are my guesses."
We are. Les Quebecois are not.,Dude... that's just unnecessary.
The word you're looking for is masochist.,Not really :/ It's not that painful
It is the little things like this that make google services so incredible,Google never gave me codeine...
Are these from the veritas videos? Knowing his penchant for taking things out of context I have hard time believing anything he puts out. Maybe if you have some other sources that back up his accounts?,"No aware human can go watch those videos, knowing who was in them and conclude they were taken out of context."
I wouldn't be surprised if he had actually said that,All the blacks live on one street in Chicago and they're **killing** each other - Alec Baldwin impersonating Trump on SNL
"The way I heard it described is that if the earth was an apple, the atmosphere would be as thin or thinner than the skin. If the earth was the size of a pool ball, it would be smoother than the pool ball (that shows you the scale of mountains....)",More like the wax on the skin...
"Joke When you say you're going to commit a crime, the authorities don't much care if you say afterwards it was a joke.",I wonder if all the Trump supporters planning armed insurrection are just joking around.
My view at UFC 129 (55K attendance),Being there live is so surreal Was at 199 and place went bonkers for Hendos KO over Lombard
"Red and blue smite are more or less the same and the replacement for white smite is so much more useful IMO. I didn't really have that much of a problem with riot removing purple smite, but now that they're removing heavy hands (krug buff), junglers with bad early games are pretty much fucked.",but they're adding plants to help you
Oh My Satan! I love my new roll. It's the best roll in the world.,Who's a good boy?
"What price would keys need to be to get you to buy them? At 1.50 I wouldn't mind clearing out several crates at a time. But 4 crates for 10 bucks when you know a couple are likely to be crap you can't even re-sell...eeehhh. If it's possible, I would figure sales now and then to gauge response *could* be a good idea, though the implications of more boxes and more stuff hitting the market is a consideration, do they even make money off trades between players on the marketplace? Or just keys? ------- It can be a pretty delicate system to my novice understanding, but paying 5 bucks and getting 2 boxes seems...eh. Perhaps they could even sell keys at varied prices? Older/less desired gear has cheaper keys (allowing for crafting) while newer, more desirable items have normal priced keys or simply aren't included in sales.",I'd buy them for a dollar.
"What do Women look for in a man's house? I am college student moving into his first house with a couple close friends. Were a group of out-going social guys, yet very clean. My question is what do women (especially in their early twenties) look for when at a guys house?","Tissues, hair ties/rubber bands and quite possibly Benadryl or Advil if you have pets."
I found the crapy chef guys! Do I get a medal?,No you get a scallop
"Patience, my friend, wait until you find out what happened at Camelot","Well perhaps you can prove your username is relevant and fill us in, as I would like to know what happened but will not devote the time to watch it."
Implying it doesn't matter what you stand up for as long as it's something.,Swing and a miss.
"It doesn't matter whether progressives mobilize or don't mobilize. After the Senate passes the nuclear option, there's literally nothing Democrats can do to stop the Republican Congressional agenda. Probably the ONLY bit of the GOP agenda that won't get passed in the next year and a half is Social Security privatization because Trump was vehemently against it in the GOP primary debates and would likely veto it if Paul Ryan insisted on passing it. Other than that, Ryan is getting his entire Randroid wishlist and Trump is getting his entire Buchananite wishlist and Pence is gonna chime in from time to time just to make sure the Christards get their share. We're gonna get the worst of both worlds from all three wings of the Republican Party. Sure hope those meme votes were worth it.... Assholes.","Even if everything you said come to be true, I don't see why we shouldn't mobilize."
"If I remember my A level history lessons, the Pankhurst sisters are an example of successful terrorism. They firebombed the PM's house, and successfully got what they wanted.","As Mr Punch would say,  that's the way to do it!"
"Everyone who can now see your entire internet history, including the taxman, DWP and Food Standards Agency",If you are making 30 k a year and look at a Ferrari on autotrader expect expect a visit from the tax man.
"yeah, what is that logo?","Nothing is true, everything is permitted."
Why did i get 3 Orlan captains? Dont even have said ship..,Halloween captains were converted to those.
There's also the added bonus that he doesn't keep the company of pedophiles who drink blood and jizz in their free time.,"well, that's just another perk he gets to enjoy with all his white privilege"
Why is he campaigning?,He wasn't able to get the FEMA camps built in 8 years so he's running for a 3rd term.
Found this gem on google looking for One Punch Man fanart,"This reminds me of how underrated Megamind is as a movie, it's a bit on the nose but it's a nice deconstruction/parody of the usual superhero stuff."
Heatwave Offers,15 keys
"who cares man people bought the sauce, people like the sauce.",Yeah everyone makes a brand new Reddit account to pimp their favourite hot sauce!
The best cheap/ bargain rum sippers? Ive recently stopped drinking beer as my prefered alcohol due to too many carbs and risk of beer belly and well rum is my favourite spirit so any advice is appreciated.,"Anything from foursquare is both excellent and cheap, plantation are good too but have the added sugar element to content with"
"Either he found a way to cover himself, or it's gonna be... fake, given the premise, seems like the most plausible explaination.","I wasn't actually going to commit voter fraud, I just mentioned that to see how everyone would react."
pot meet kettle,Where am I mad at though?
As is tradition,Right after the dipping of the arms in butterscotch pudding.
He Warned Us,Fuck off Hill Shill with a brand new account.
"Why did Joseph Smith lie? I don't think you need to know WHY he did it to know that it's all false, but one question on my mind is why he lied. Can it be chalked up to greed, power and influence so quickly? Any other theories or proofs?","People with certain personality disorders do crazy shit, like the crazy shit Joseph Smith did."
THE F*CK YOU NOEL CLUB HAS YET ANOTHER MEMBER,Why Sirius when you have Azurai?
Analysis: Should Coaching Be Banned in the FGC?,Coaching = Hbox win Ban coaching ASAP
LMG meownted and ready,...
When will the Coursor change? :/ They changed everything from splasharts to the new Client but why doesnt the Coursor get any love? :(,The last think i'd want Riot to change is the in-game mouse cursor.
Mike Pence has own woes with women,"Telling women they have to bury or cremate their abortions and **miscarriages** might not go over well with women, who'd have thunk?"
An African or European snake?,If you kill OP you're never gonna get the answer!
"Fuck Vox its literally Vice and its biased bs. Remember this is the Internet and most people hate Hillary here, **regardless** of what you say most peoples minds are made up.",Vox s production is top notch though
So 15. Lol our sub it's hilariously small.,"Yeah, lol I should have put in multiplied by 3 or something"
its his facial expression. He looks incredibly sad. Also the fact hes setup on a subway of all places either means hes homeless or addicted to video games that bad which is sad as well.,"Maybe he's just an exhibitionist who likes to be prepared for any given situation, hence the many extra backpacks."
Louis C.K. on Hillary Clinton: It's not about the first woman. It's about the first MOM!,"Wooww.. Because she's a mom first, right?"
"I know I wished for the Sens to allow less than 3 goals a game, but not like this...",Hoffman pls
Is it? Holy shit I've been seeing ads and saying 'I *need* to check this out.',"No, no it isn't."
"Journalists have been criticized this election for presenting both sides of an issue without commentary. Politician A claims this, Politician B claims that, and who's right is for YOU to decide. This seems to be good journalism, right? The problem is that the media has gotten so used to presenting both sides that they won't point out when one side is absolutely, unequivocally incorrect. That's why people hate this chyron. CNN is, by habit, neutrally presenting the fact Alt-Right founder questions if Jews are people so that YOU can decide on the validity of the issue. But Jewish people are obviously people, so CNN should have run a chyron like Alt-Right founder on record as anti-semitic. It might seem like a minor difference, but this is standing out to people as an example of how little broadcast media has learned over the past few months.",This is the correct explanation and needs to be higher.
who's up ?,Blunts these days be lookin like sushi smh
Why not? The card is slow enough that its rare to not get this removes I think without card text this card isn't as playable,Ima remove faerie dragon from all my decks.
"I hope that when Bank comes out, the Pokedex entry for Rotom is ridiculous",Legends of old state that there was one Rotom so awesome that he became the ruler of the entire world by beating Arceus in 1000 arm wresting contests.
And Shepard Smith.,All the gay bashing and watching New Orleans drown affected him.
Who is now your president.,Obama.
Congress Now Blaming Obama For Its Embarrassing Override Of His Veto,"I hate to blame everything on him, I mean Hillary also had a big hand in this..."
Roast me please. Be as creative as you can!,omfg do not tell me what to do; we just met.
This is one of those stories that i'm not going to jump onboard.,better to just treat it as gossip for now.
"Sorry, i didn't want to be mean. It's more that it drove me crazy not to know who that extra elven might be, so I scanned the heroes page for several minutes with less success.",hahaha sorry xD
Why do programmers have the need to remind everyone that they are a programmer?,I stated that to indicate that I use my keyboard extensively.
Nuwa/Frat takes out DARKNESS Nyx,how
"critics agree, COD:IW is the de facto spiritual successor to Wing Commander. no way on this God's Earth is SQ42 going to compete. Game Over",/Yawwwwwwwwn
i have around 150 and im bronze 1 kill me,there are many with 1-3k in silver v
"Catchy comeback. At least I got your attention in an honest way. You posted a big, bold headline that is misleading and meant to cause concern. Nowhere in the article does it say 6,100. I most assuredly am not a cuck and perhaps you're not a troll...",The headline doesn't say it but I know for a fact there were 6100 forged ballots
Starting training early!,"Come on noob: when it doubt, throttle it out!"
"I think you're mistaking a venting thread for an unpopular opinions thread. Try typing your comment in all caps, maybe then it won't be so out of place.","Okay, FUCKING HELL I HATE THE SPURS AND I HATE KAWHI FUCK THEM ALL THEY AINT WINNING SHIT THIS YEAR THE ONLY PLAYER I LIKE IS MILLS SO FUCK YOU PARKER LET MILLS START YOU SHITFUCK better?"
"Should the Cavs give JR what he wants? If you're a Cavs fan, is signing JR worth a contract that's probably gonna end up fucking you in a year or two? Or is playing Shump/RJ/Dunleavy more, probably being marginally worse, but definitely still good enough to be East favorites worth the flexibility down the road.",They would be stupid not to sign him after the role he played with them last season and in the playoffs.
"Of all the useless and harmful things Obama has done as president, I would have actually supported any efforts he made to at least decriminalize pot.",Yeah that Obama guy was the fucking worst
"Hillary proved last night how much she cares about her supporters. She couldn't even be bothered to appear at her own headquarters to thank all the people that supported, worked and voted to get her elected. Real classy, Hillary.",Exactly
That's what i really care about wtf GRRM??? Quit caring about reality and start caring about fiction. Leave politics to the talking heads with no imagination.,Please tell me you forgot a
Some in G.O.P. Who Deserted Donald Trump Over Video Are Returning,"I'm glad they're standing tall and strong in their principles, putting country before party, and refusing to allow themselves to be bullied by loud voices of their constituency."
"ESPN College Gameday Show Thread If you want a little ting in your tang tang, you can discuss and post anything related to the show (signs, screencaps, videos, etc) here.",Kirk clearly doesn't know that Tommy Armstrong and Jordan westerkamp are roomies
Whaler cosplay at EGX,Really bothers me that the coat isn't leather... Don't know why
"If you need to leave a game for any reason while its a draw, PLEASE score an own goal first, you are getting the DNF either way I dont get much time to play during the week, and right now i need about 8 wins to qualify for weekend league via divisions, and when I waste 20 mins of my time playing a game up to like the 75th minute with it being 1-1, just for the other guy to leave and me to get sweet fuck all drives me mad",Dont you get an auto win if the person quits regardless of the score.... Otherwise people could just take the lead and quit to get the win....
What is your niche hobby?,Metal Earth model kits.
I don't understand how anyone can kick your own children out of your homes. What is wrong with this world?,My dad kicked me out when he found that I'd send a video of myself masturbating to my boyfriend.
Cherubesque nip slip,That look so accidental
"As the video another user posted mentioned, pneumonia is apparently a normal, often deadly, result of Parkinson's which she appears to also be showing signs of.",In a month her medical records leak and show its AIDS and *then* her campaign will claim it's only Parkinson's.
"He is always pretty good at sticking around after to sign stuff and meet the fans. I saw him last year too and I was laughing so hard, got to shake his hand and everything. Dude is my hero.",he loves shaking everyone's sweaty palms after a show
"Premium packaging I will buy it in like a year or so then play it a couple times. Not a big fan of battlefield, since I have no one to play it with and everyone on each server doesn't cooperate with each other.",I didn't play BF4 but the squad system in BF1 promotes teamplay even if it is only 4 other people.
"Alphonse Bertillon, in 1913, demonstrating the two-part 'mug shot' method of photographing suspects that he pioneered",I don't see the blood seal
"Another possibility is that the gym is their main social outlet. Maybe they work a lot in a demanding job where they spend most of the day working solo, then get to the gym with friends, etc.",It's annoying though because just hanging out in there makes in needlessly crowded.
"I'm biased, but if it takes a little satanic panic to save us from Hillary, fair trade.",A friendly reminder that this is not a place for political discourse.
At least they didn't use a plastic impeller in this updated phallic design,"I like balls as much as the next guy, but the metal impeller gave me a chub."
He'll get off with a slap on the wrist and paid vacation.,That's commitment to the craft.
PS4 Pro or PS4 Slim: Which Sony Console Should You Buy This Holiday?,The quieter one
my team is holding me back,200mmr player in a 50mmr body
"shut the fuck up, JBL.",Seriously him and Cole always mumble bullshit during their entrance.
Is,Faced
You are correct lol,Sounds like it could be a twist on Alien Isolation as well.
What are your guilty pleasures?,I still listen to 'what does the fox say' way too often
"Absolutely. The way it's moving timidly shows that it's been attacked by the cat before and fears being attacked again. If the owners let the cat attack the dog to the point it's that timid, it's on them that the dog is so afraid of the cat. People are prone to letting cats screw with dogs with no real ramifications to the cat because it makes for funny videos like this. But any dog and cat owner that lets this kind of dynamic happen in their house is fooling themselves if they think a dog wouldn't be able to wreck the cat's day if it was pushed hard enough. Dogs were bred to hunt, herd, and kill. I mean I've got no beef with people letting their dogs and cats interact this way. I'm not trying to say the owners of the pets in the OP are bad at all. I think stuff like this is hilarious. Just saying that there's a dynamic behind it but if the owners weren't in the picture and this was two stray/feral animals, that cat would be dead.",So are wild bears or alligators being nice to cats to keep their human owner not upset?
"Hey, I don't discriminate. I once dated a two-footed centaur who was adopted. On second thought, it may have just been a woman who lived on a ranch.",Hahaha I love this!
Who's Bob Vance?,"So what do you do, Bob?"
"Reaction thread for Paladins players who have just returned from the realm of free Overwatch I know that a sizable chunk of the playerbase are players who started playing Paladins because they thought it'd be a nice alternative to Overwatch, maybe because they don't have money to buy OW or because they'd rather play an f2p.   To the Paladins players who are now playing OW this weekend, I'd just like to hear/read your thoughts about it.  ",They're both fun and good games and i hope they become the DoTA 2 and LoL of this genre
I thought that was when both your eyes are a different color. Like Mila Kunis,"Aye, but there's a version called central heterochromia where your eyes have two different colours, one colour closer to the pupil and a different colour surrounding it."
there isn't even a bank chest there on pvp worlds tho,I'ma smack u up bitch boi
"It's not about being SJWs. EA is not a charity. There's only 1 true explanation, and it is profit. EA knows that the core BF audience is composed of young white males. To earn more profit they need to expand the playerbase, appealing to different demographics, hence the blacks soldiers, the idea of having female soldiers and Snoopdogg and the other niggaz at the gameplay reveal event in LA. It is simply business. Nothing personal, nor political!","This is probably the correct answer, but got DV'd anyway."
D:,THEY ARE NAZIS
"HeatwaveOffers, Uncommon Wheel Sets",cobalt discos for heatwave?
Np. Let me know if you atleast chuckled,I did
Apple does it too with location services,"Even if Apple did, it wouldn't be ok what Google is doing."
If they go faster than the speed of light the bluetooth radio waves can't keep up so they need a wire to keep the transmission at warp speed.,"Well they travel at FTL speeds through hyperspace, not regular space"
I love that op used the top comment from the imgur post as the title and then copied the third highest comment from the imgur post in the comments here.,"Wasn't this just posted this morning/yesterday (depending on where you live), with all the top comments on reddit being top comments of imgur?"
I can only hope there are other lesser Astrals like carbuncle to be found.,Judging by how much nostalgia they've already stuffed into this game and it's extended universe I think there will be one or two unique ones.
"They can be veeeeery picky with ECN'S. Lately my checkers have decided that corrected a mistake is wrong because it implies negativity or that someone made a mistake. No, that person missed this, I need to fix the mistake or nobody can produce the part. Does it matter if I say improved drawing readability??","I'm unfucking the problem, if you have issue with that I can put the fuck right back in."
Maybe? Maybe the dog has been pestering the cat all afternoon and the cat has had enough? Maybe?,"Nah man, every cat is a dick, didn't you know?"
:],:] ^^nam ^^nam
"Also, as part of the compromise, Democrats get to put Tim Kaine in the VP slot (VP is voted on by the Senate and only Kaine and Pence would be eligible). That's right. McMullin/Kaine.",Why wouldn't his own VP be eligible?
I like Lovren a lot but he definitely had a big hand in their second as well. He shouldn't be getting beaten by 5'8 McArthur in the air.,No way he's only 5'8
It is so satisfying that contemplation *just* fits in there.,Strangely satisfying.
What is this about man?,"Auto complete pasted that, it's been fixed"
Charles Barkley says that Klay Thompson is the second best player in the world after LeBron James,Lol I swear to God he said kawhi Leonard was the best basketball player in the world last year
It's official!! We have a trade! Not really though. I'm just bored and wanted to shoot the shit if anyone's around. I'll start off the convo a little bit I guess * what do we think it'll actually cost to get Q? * what's your favorite Christmas movie special? * is anyone doing anything / going anywhere cool for the holidays? I'm kinda super bored and alone right now (due to some touchy reasons) so it'd be pretty cool if anyone was just hanging around and willing to chat Something something Gary take the wheel,LETS HAVE A CHRISTMAS PARTY BITCHES
"Without naming the location, where do you live?",Turning point in the American Revolution.
I receive more jump scares from opening a door only to see an enemy in my face doing the exact same thing. Gets me every fucking time.,Surprise motherfucker!
Okay I'm still confused so I dont think I can help you here. Maybe another german redditor knows the answer to your problem.,Fantastic.
Shanahan by far,Only guy I like better is Blake
Update: Seems to have finished at about 160GB. No idea what happened!,"Congratulations, you've just downloaded Forza Horizon 9!"
"I have this weird charm which is placeable on pistols but it doesnt show up anywhere, anyone else have this?","Pistols aren't supposed to have charms, except for the SMG-11 and I think the Bearing-9, I think it's either a planned thing or some code a Dev left, allowing you to access the charm menu on pistols"
"I assume you're playing keyboard + mouse then, not controller",yeah
They are allies to U.S. but they behead over the littlest crimes as if they are the Islamic State.,"In this case, I think it has more to do with suppressing any opposition to the royal family."
IT WAS ME ANDREW!,ah son of a bitch
"except that welsh is the oldest living language in Europe, Wales has its own parliament and there hasn't been a time when Wales hasn't been considered distinct from England. You might as well say that the Greeks and the Turks are the same because they both live in Cyprus - see how popular that makes you.","Don't take this personally, but there isn't much difference between the modern Welsh and English bar what I already stated."
Fucking saying Harambe to EVERYTHING,#dicksoutforharambe
Haha! I did the same thing. Probably the hardest portion of any video game I've ever played!,But have you ever played ghosts n' goblins?
Three points of contact,Moar?
This is so great.,:)
So what some common The Flash misconceptions? Clear the air with common mistakes people get wrong.,"He's the villain, now."
"Just catching that as you say it. Sorry, typed it on phone while on shitter and just went with the auto correct. Ah screw it, I meant it and her name is dolomite!",Gneiss one!
Age? Really?,You can just ask if someone is of legal age afaik otherwise it could be considered discrimination.
Is there anywhere in or near Baton Rouge that I could go to meet other guitarists? Been wanting to meet some other guitarists for forever but never really knew where to look. Now I have a month off for LSU Winter Break and I have nothing going on whatsoever.,"I've got some band friends I can ask, but I'd assume they'd tell me just to attend shows and talk to the band before and after."
"If you have the industrial base for it, is it better to make all infantry motorized/mechanized?",Generally it's best to have your standard 7/2 to hold the line and make a handful of elite divisions (such as 40-width mech/med tank) for spearheads and encirclements.
What TV show do you think was cut too short?,Grey's Anatomy.
"Kevin Love ranked 30th best player in NBA, Kyrie falls in at 25; JR-96 and TT-52.","people are upset about ky being at 25, remember its not the best handles or scorer or shot, its the best players, thats why i am upset at curry being anywhere near the top 10. meaning if i took away curry's or ky's shot could they make a 12 man roster simply being a defender, or a roster being a rebounder like a rodman, TT or lebron, or could they be a shot blocker, or only a passer?"
I absolutely love that shelby was a damn recruit and is still only here to play the game and doesn't care about getting famous like most recruits.,Shelby (and Justin) are now big time counters to people who complain about them including any recruits.
"TBH, anyone that has the means to leave either already did, or they are likely already living a good life in HK despite all the political issues.","Well if you are middle class HKer life's good, same goes for most developed countries."
Is anyone else disappointed that your buddy doesn't walk with you? .,"This buddy system is cool and all, but where is the trading we were promised?"
When my mother talks my brain just shuts off and she may as well be speaking another language. Does this happen to anyone else or am i just a bad person?,"Kinda, yeah."
"me six, thanks","me seven, thanks"
It's not an Xbox One Code. It's a 15 digit Pre Paid Gift Card from American Express. I received it for Christmas,Oh well then no wonder why it's not redeeming lol
*sigh* we have the cap space as well. Why do people forget that. I'm not sure Lindholm is worth the offer sheet at the amount of money he supposedly is requesting? Isn't it 2-3 picks at that point?,You have 0 in cap space.
No one says reddit is leftist.,"While Sanders was in the primaries, hell yeah they did."
Girl plays with electricity,How is this unexpec-*ohhh*...
Who was screwed over by none other than 20th Century Fox,Fox was still classic fox even then
Electronic Dance Music music,"Welcome to the department of redundancy department,welcome"
The people who run South Africa don't think math is very important.,But how else will the ANC count their bribes?
Do you the tax payers expense or the actual politicians?,LOL
Yeah he said that but he also showed up at fundraisers for King Barry.,Obama fundraisers are Hollywood's networking sessions.
i love how americans are pissed about trumps policies but Canada's immigration policy is fucking stringent as hell,It's like they believe that everyone but America has strict immigration laws.....
"Won the jackpot in the new mystery box, but I got dye rather than the mini Avatar skin",Ungrateful little shit
1 word texts are the bane of my existance. A conversation is happening and when someone asks what you've been doing lately you should reply with some sort of answer not nothing that isn't an answer,If I am working usually one word answers is about all I can squeek out.
me irl,"I don't usually upvote these things, but we must restore unity."
"Ballista nerfed without poll- rekt At least we get the important questions polled, like whether or not we can left-click the gate in the Taverly dungeon with a key in our inventory.",The people crying it got nerfed without a poll are just salty they can't do a OP ballista - gmaul combo anymore.
hopefully I will hatch a 100% iv lapras,10km eggs are far too rare for you to even roll that dice for every star to align.
"The first time I refused service. Today at twenty minutes until my long awaited lunch I called up my next customer in line. A girl approaches, she lets me know that she a lot of returns. Hey, that's no problem! I actually don't mind returns. I'm quite fast and efficient in getting them done and have never had any complaints. The girl proceeds to pull up a cart filled with stuff, and then with her fingers points me to glance into the direction of two more carts parked nearby, also absolutely filled to the brim with stuff. These items include complex home decorations, lamps, paintings, pillows, bedding, candles, shelf, bath accessories... etc... I mean all three carts are just bursting with bagged merchandise. Oh wow okay, this is going to be a big one. That's alright. I'm fine. I've done this before. I can do this. To my horror and dismay the girl tells me that she has no idea which receipts go with which purchase while holding out a bundle of about a hundred crinkled receipts in her hands... Now this is a problem. You see doing a huge amount of returns is only an issue for me when the customer have not managed to organize them beforehand. Nothing angers me more than a customer frantically searching for the proper receipt for their return while a long line keeps forming behind them.... I now explain to the girl that I will gladly help her out once she figures out all her receipts. She can place them around on the register next to mine and as soon she is finished I will do her returns and she will not have to wait back in line. She says to me, What do you mean? You will organize them with me. You have to help me find them. That's your job. Now angered I explain to her that it's actually typical of the customer to have their receipts all ready for us before heading up to the registers, and that my job is actually cashing out customers and simply. And it would simply be unethical of me to just close up my register and only be of assistance to her. At this point we had a triple line up and I didn't give a fuck. Thankfully one of my coordinators was right behind and I quickly got her attention while information her of the situation and also reminding her of the fact that my break was coming up in twenty minutes and there was no way I would be finished with this customer in time. The coordinator agreed with me and she was upfront with the customer by saying that my presence was actually going to be needed on the registers today and that next time she does any returns it be a lot easier for everybody if they are already organized to begin with. Some other poor soul was taken from her department and made to assistant this customer with her returns. It was 11:00am when all this began, and I was told by the employee that it took until 2:30pm to finish up with that customer and all her returns. She had a bundle of about 60 receipts, $4000's worth of stuff, and no idea which items belonged on which receipts.... I have never refused service to a customer before and I am fucking glad that I did.",Man I can just imagine the hell this rained down on your numbers for that day
TCG | Star Pack Battle Royal,How much do someone want to bet that the shatterfoil is odd-eyes rebellion?
Damn it I love the character designs. A shame that - from what I've heard - I'll be wanting to punch each and every one of them by the end of the show.,"they're idiots inlove , by the end you probably just want to give them all a hug."
I found a batch file OS. I think I made it too cringy.,Where can I get this from?
Perhaps his anti war stance?,The one where he said he wants to carpet bomb and nuke the middle east?
He's the true high king of skyrim,Quite unfortunately.
What if Jesus Christ was a stand user?,If only we got an answer...
"Reddit, what do you regret?",Being tough and refusing to let myself understand the wealth of human emotion displayed for us to feel in - for example - songs like Hurt by Johnny Cash
Any scene with Leah Gotti,"She wouldn't be related to a certain boss of the Gambino Crime Family, would she?"
Winter for Poland!,And Franncee
A New DNA Sequencing Startup Wants to Pay You For Your Genetic Data,The NSA sure is taking data mining seriously these days
"Yea, we really don't trust you guys anymore.",I wonder why...
Have you met Australia yet?,My neighbours over the road can get internet but I literally can't get anything lol
"Mission Team intro on repeat? Everytime I go to start multiplayer I get the stupid father to son mission team introduction like I haven't heard it 1000 times already. I'm forced to pick a combat rig, start all my create a classes etc. In addition whenever this happens the frame rate bug starts going haywire on me and I can't even scroll through menus. Anybody else?","It's a known issue, Activision has it on their list of known bugs"
"oh, one more question. is it possible to increase max mob spawn rate/cap for each player? or decrease the radius monster spawn around player?","Not that i know of in vanilla, might be possible with command blocks, commands or mods but idk"
Heyoo how you guys like my logo on dream league? ;p,What is dream team?
"Look at history, KGB, FSB spetznas etc.. Are literally the worlds best from manipulation to operating. They would never be caught",You forgot the
"The female Colossus in the first panel is one of the weirdest proportioned characters I have seen in comics, and that's saying something.",She made me think of Grace Kelly
"Also, games nowadays have significantly more work put into it. The price isn't entirely unreasonable.","yeah, with ceo salaries of today, the price is reasonable."
It wasn't actually all that crazy when viewing from Dazed's perspective. Pretty much every game stuff.,Peeker's advantage has that effect on the game.
A funny Adam Sandler movie?,Wasn't that Pixels?
Or a way to unlock files hidden in the game.,He would most likely be banned if he did that
"People of Reddit, What is the most no-one-knows job that pays really good amount of money ?","nice try, op"
We should organize a debate between Jean Dreze and Jagdish Bhagwati. Pata chalega kaun kitna gyaani hai,"Bhagwati has a bigger reputation, by far."
"I don't, ELI5?","subreddit - submission, subordination DOMreddit - domination (also kinda sounds like Don)"
Random Amazing Point #47 - Fernando Verdasco Vs Andy Murray,Murray's defense is _immense_.
Emilia Clarke Joins the Han Solo Stand-Alone Film,"Oh fuck, this is a bad sign."
This couch just appeared at work. I think my company might be changing focus.,Never trust the black leather love seat
Where the hell are the other 50 areas?,They are called *States*
Trading US tourists for China tourists :),"It appears the Chinese have the same damaged culture we do, so how exactly is this a big deal?"
Primary objective: Leni must survive,"Yeah, if not, her children will try to run, never mind if they're too young."
There should be a Broadway show about her. Call it M. Hamilton or something.,"My name is Margaret Hamilton And there's a million things I haven't done But just you wait, just you wait"
Drive on the road.,Goddamn your user name.
Does a set of all sets contain itself?,It has to by definition.
Connor was having none of that,If Nelly had a dollar every time someone listened to Hot in Herre...
What would a person miss when only using appliances and blow-up dolls for sex?,The soft touch of a woman
Do you know where Americans come from? They ran away from the U.K. What do you think about that?,"I think that that worked out really shitty for the people who were already here, don't you?"
"Old elevators in Prague don't stop between floors, you simply jump in and out as you go",They use them in the Danish parliament too
How much longer does shitty EA have the license for?,"Probably never, it will be just be renewed regularly."
"Infernew: So, i think found a one way smoke on B fountain - Can you replicate it?","This isn't a one way smoke, this just abuses perspective."
"Thick, solid, tight.",I heard he's got a piece on him.
"Stop reading! You read too much, you're going to hurt your eyes! Go watch tv for awhile! My grandma, every time she visited, while grabbing the books from my hands. It was like something off The Simpsons.",That shit belongs in the twilight zone dude
but.. without gpu scaling i cant get black bars,Lucky for me i just have to press one button on my monitor
"This is just one data point, but I'm trying to change fields, and the one single job interview I've managed to land in a new field has been applying via LinkedIn. And that's one success out of maybe only five or ten jobs where a LinkedIn application was an option, so a pretty stellar ratio. Meanwhile, I've sent countless apps through company websites without hearing a peep. And it's such a seamless process compared to the fuckery that is most company website applications. LinkedIn gets a lot of flak for being the dorky second cousin of social media that nobody likes, but if applying through them became the norm for the hiring process, it would be a huge improvement. Just make sure your LinkedIn profile is as sharp as you can get it. Professional headshot or other nice photo, max out the skills section, get endorsements from former supervisors if you can.","It's also worth noting that if you pay for the Job Seeker Premium subscription, you can feature your application which automatically puts your LinkedIn application to the top of the list."
"Not even a self post? I mean, does Freakonomics provide an _answer_ for commuting? Or are you suggesting that one should listen to it for commuting? Is there any measurable data to support why we should consider it the best listening source for commuting? Or is it better for commuting via some utility I've not deduced and which you failed to mention?",I'm sure they are just showing appreciation for how good it is to listen to while driving.
Sadly no. Shhh,Brrrruh stahp
"As the other person has pointed out, TF2's yearly Christmas event will be the Smissmas Event (Australian Christmas). It will come some time during the middle of this month, some have speculated around the 19th. Sometime before or during the event, two crates will be added to the drop system: the Naughty and Nice crates. One of the two will have festive themed weapons, which are pre-existing weapons that are reskinned or remodeled to be christmas themed, and the other will have cosmetics that the community have made, (not necessarily themed to the holiday). Outside of crates, we'll also receive other things for the game, which can range from balance changes, new weapons, and I believe even new maps (not completely sure on that though). Also, everyone receives a gift for christmas, which is a free unboxable item that contains name and description tags, a paint can, a free MvM ticket, and I believe extra weapons as well.","Paint can replaced the ticket actually, and thank God for that"
Land will never collapse.,You mean like the Las Vegas or Detroit real estate markets?
"Isn't the entire idea of an abortion wrong? Like even the term abort means stop something is wrong. Of course abortion is wrong, but that doesn't mean it's not needed in a lot of cases and should definitely not be illegal.","By that logic, it was wrong to abort slavery, Jim Crow, the disenfranchisement of women and minorities, gay marriage, and basically everything in the modern world."
Fart smeller,Sart Fmeller
"I hate this fad of calling dogs ''doggos'' It sounds stupid to me. And **fucking retarded**. Downvote me all you want now, but I needed to say it.",Little pupper
"I mean, I'll accept that. Trump voters showed they didn't really care about bigotry. Time to even the playing field. Stop being so PC. ;)",Beating bigotry with bigotry a classic example of taking the high road.........
Trump's wife modeled in US prior to getting work visa,"Yeah, this is important"
"Voting has closed. -3 hours ago Fuck,I love voting.",If you're in the US you can vote here in 3 days...
I've heard far more people in my life say white males can't have an opinion than I've heard anyone say that any other race/gender combination can't have one.,I'm going to guess you're a white male?
"Recently bought a House I recently bought a house (December) ... Even though I spent all of my savings on Down Payment, I wanted to do some upgrades before moving in so I went into a little debt doing that... it's not unmanageable, but my concern is that I have it in a lot of different places - different credit accounts with different banks, etc... About $15,000 worth.. At my current rate I would think it would take about 1 year to pay it all off. My question is, should I take out some sort of low interest loan, pay all them off and just worry about paying ONE loan back at a fixed interest? Will this end up saving me some interest costs? Or should I keep them all separated? Thanks","If the consolidated loan is a lower interest rate than where the debt is currently, then it's a good idea."
"10,000 users right now, yet so many of our front page posts have less than 3,000 points. Does not compute. Are we getting suppressed more?",Our upvotes are fractions.. They don't count as much as downvotes do.
Anyone else say canwc like Con-Nuck,Kuh-nuke.
lololol fanf iz cansur xddddddddddd,just imagine the store clerk minding his own business until some kid takes a picture of the fnaf merchandise
"The best YouTube channel? I know this question has been asked before, but some time has past, so I thought we could discuss it again? What is something you enjoy in a good YouTube channel on ultralight trekking? Who are some inspiring YouTubers in your opinion? What should a common mistakes YouTubers should watch out for? As you might have seen, I recently started a channel (maybe you saw the Kyrgyzstan videos?), and I want my channel to be as awesome and interesting as possible. All comments and ideas are very much appreciated. Cheers!",Syntax77 Will Wood Joe Brewer
.005 instead of .0005.,We'll take bitcoin for our $56000
The reveal is dumb. Also this artist is kind of really bad when it comes to eyes. They look super creepy.,Maybe it was intentional XD.
Too fucking many,"Get used to it, they never go away"
"Who does Christian McCaffrey remind you of? I'm a big McCaffrey fan and love watching him run. That being said, I couldn't think of a great comparison of his running style. He's got great burst and shake and is awesome as a receiver out of the backfield. The closest comparison I could think of was Marshall Faulk, but that doesn't seem perfect. Who am I forgetting?",Leonard Fournette
"Agreed. I would love to see a series like Little and Cubed, but with Jon.",Haven't they hinted at some sort of collab in the near future on the Podcats?
Tell that to the middle-east.,The Middle East is not home to any major powers.
Which Sentence do you still remember from your childhood video games?,Bip.....bip......bip.....bip.....be-bip......bip.... It seems that my childhood was rather longer ago than most here....
Someone should pull CNN.,"Let them go to the farm up state, so they can run with the other news stations."
"I hate bash. I mean I loved buying basher when you could stack them and permabash. You would trade an itemslot and damage potential for the disable but now, not only you get an extra item slot but also you can activate your stun whenever you want. That's even worse than permabash.",That is exactly what abyssal does and always did.
"There was a girl at my daughter's school named Madissynn. She (my daughter) also had a kid in her class last year named Seven. Dear God, why? Fun fact: Seven has a twin sister...named Jordan.",... of Nine?
007 side job?,00/7 was an inside (Odd)job
Greatest end to Detective / Crime TV series ever. Sledge Hammer! - 1988,I would pay money to see a feature length movie based on this show starring Bruce Campbell.
stupid question by.. is the game going to be in question?,"No, Miami should be in the clear by now, with minimal impact from the storm."
If firmino scores a hattrick I will get his hairstyle,"Don't do it, there's so much to live for"
Pontiac G8 or maybe Chevy SS. Fix the suspension and some other mods and you're going in the right direction.,"If you had the spare time and sanity, you could theoretically turn a G8 into a VE Supercar."
The Montclair Police Benevolent Association wants you to believe someone hacked their Facebook page to post pro-police memes,Unauthorized access = somebody let the rookie have access when he was supposed to be reviewing paperwork
Drinking tap water.,Except when the tap water is dirty or has an incredibly disgusting smell/taste.
Scientists slam Donald Trump's environment chief over climate denial: 'It's like disputing gravity',"If gravity is such a big deal, then explain balloons smartass."
Halloween: A History Lesson for the advocates of Halaloween #halaloween,Why should the history of Halloween matter to it's verdict?
"Similar boat here. Recovering beard, trying to pull it together. I'm a high school teacher but whenever anyone asks what I do, I refer to this elaborate fictitious life as a linguistic anthropologist where I am working on connecting archaic language x with extinct language y based on... Until they just lose interest. Beats the sneers I used to get when I admitted my real job. You can take the man out of the Beard, but not the Beard out of the man, I guess.",It's pretty fucked up someone would sneer at a teacher.
"Can we just mute their mics after the two minutes is up? Literally just one guy, switching the source back and forth between them would make this cluster fuck less fucky.",Slime them like Nickelodeon.
"REDDIT INC. APPEARS TO HAVE DISABLED UPVOTING IN THE_DONALD JUST 15 MINUTES BEFORE PROJECT VERITAS VIDEO DROPS! REDDIT IS BOUGHT AND PAID FOR BY CROOKED HILLARY AND CTR, FOLKS! #DrainTheSwamp","There's almost 10,000 upvotes on that post... GOOD GRIEF"
"Or Xul's Mortal Wound lvl20 talent, which is a 75% reduction in healing and can hit multiple enemies.",Uhm... That would really do a lot against their team!
2 keys for cert sniper dot?,nope
Never accept trades 1 or more days in the future! So far i lost 10/11 future trades because the other guy just ignored me after a day or more. Now i am sitting on my items because they are not responding and i declined any other offer. Its just not worth it.,"I'm the guy who ignored people last week because I didn't have keys, I know, shame on me."
You never think about it but honey is just a sticky excretion that comes from a big nasty looking bug. Gross. It's like the Slurm episode of Futurama.,"Yeah, and you were made from a sticky excretion that comes from a penis."
Trevor Noah isn't American though,Is that why hes not funny?
Drought is Over in Nearly One-Fourth of California: Monitor,"Lol, just another trump supporter trying to shovel his shit."
How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?,Incredible reference game
"Tens of Thousands in South Korea Call for President, Who Appears To Have Been Influenced by a Cult to Quit",So basically the same thing with Hillary Clinton is she somehow magically wins Except if we tried to protest we would be attacked by The Supreme Leader Clinton Rod-Hil's national guard while BLM got to have their weekly riot and suburb burnings.
"Minnesota still engaged in trade talks on Tyus Jones, including with Philadelphia",Colangelo pls
"REEEE! Any female that can even be considered feminine or attractive is being sexualized and fucking RAPED just by people even thinking they should conform to their shitty social standards! Why the fuck isn't there a female Toblerone yet!? All stupid weak women all the time, not like there's some strong, powerful woman with feminist hair or an incredibly intelligent hacker woman around already!",Pssst.. You might want to use this next time
"I think many people also don't realise how disproportionately big London is within the UK. It's the biggest financial, cultural and political centre - and the city region has more people than Scotland and Wales put together, and is around 3-4 times the size of the next biggest city - an imbalance that wasn't helped by the decline of the large industrial cities in the North and Midlands.",Perks of having been the centre city of one of the largest empires to have ever existed I guess.
Battlefield 1 Wallpapers,Neat-o
"Uhm... was this patch 6.20? Her combo got easier :P Enjoy the satisfaction while its easy, and if you really liked it, master the actual combos :D",Idk what it is ever since 6.20 I've been rocking a 75% win rate on her... Something must have finally clicked
That would def. knock you out cold.,What a chilling thought
Single payer OPTION fixes this.,And that's why the single payer system in England is collapsing like Obamacare.
"As mentioned below, either the Secret Service, or if he's trying to send it through the mail, then contact the US Postal Inspectors. Both of those agencies are more likely to actually do something useful for you.",I'll give the secret service a try and see if they are interested.
My school has an all gender restroom,I think this is the dream demon restroom.
Actually it is. Constant war was the norm during the prehistoric age. Then came civilisation which har served as well ever since. Nowadays we do not solve conflicts by war. That is sooo 10000 B.C.,"You, uh, don't have a television, do you?"